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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread - November 27, 2024 [TRex]
Good evening Horde. The time has come for mid-week shenanigans of the overnight variety. We are thankful for many things. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of an ONT (which is a synonym for happiness, right?).
Always tastes great AND less filling: this is the Wednesday night ONT. May your cup runneth over...[S]ome [settlers] doe it not willingly and others not honestly. So they began to think how they might raise as much corn as they could, and obtain a better crop than they had done, that they might not still thus languish in misery. At length, after much debate of things, the Governor (with the advice of the chiefest amongst them) gave way that they should set corn every man for his own particular, and in that regard trust to themselves; in all other things to go on in the general way as before. And so assigned to every family a parcel of land, according to the proportion of their number, for that end, only for present use (but made no division for inheritance) and ranged all boys and youth under some family. [I]t made all hands very industrious, so as much more corn was planted than otherwise would have been by any means the Governor or any other could use, and saved him a great deal of trouble, and gave far better content. The women now went willingly into the field, and took their little ones with them to set corn; which before would allege weakness and inability; whom to have compelled would have been thought great tyranny and oppression.
Pamela Hayden, who has voiced iconic Simpsons characters including Milhouse and Jimbo Jones, is retiring from the show after 35 years. Hayden will voice her last episode (Treehouse of Horror Presents: Simpsons Wicked This Way Comes) on Sunday, November 24. In addition to Barts best friend Milhouse Van Houten and bully Jimbo Jones, over the years, Hayden has voiced secondary characters including Ned Flanders son Rod, Chief Wiggums wife and Ralph Wiggums mother Sarah and Lisa Simpsons friend Janey Powell.
We play because our childhood friendships mean more to us than we can truly describe. We play so we have that special night to look forward to, where we can all be together to turn back the clock and be kids again. We play to keep up a special holiday tradition and to make certain we all find time to be with each other. We play because we realize how fortunate we are to have such close, long-lasting relationships -- and to make even more special memories.
On Thursday, NBC will continue to honor Maddens legacy when it opens its broadcast before the nightcap between the Miami Dolphins and Green Bay Packers. The two minute open features the original Madden Cruiser traveling from the Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton, Ohio, to Lambeau Field last week. It has remained in Green Bay and will also be featured during the game. The idea of bringing the bus out of retirement first came up during NBCs Sunday Night Football production meetings in early June. Madden donated the Madden Cruiser to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 2018. The Hall was all in on the idea of the cruiser taking one final ride around the Midwest. It is a featured attraction during enshrinement week activities, but most of the year, it is stored in a warehouse in northeast Ohio.
2024: Peach and Blossom (from Minnesota)
2023: Liberty and Bell (from Minnesota)
2022: Chocolate and Chip (from North Carolina)
2021: Peanut Butter and Jelly (from Indiana)
2020: Corn and Cob (from Iowa)
2019: Bread and Butter (from North Carolina)
2018: Peas and Carrots (from South Dakota)
2017: Drumstick and Wishbone (from Minnesota)
2016: Tater and Tot (from Iowa)
2015: Abe and Honest (from California)
Vatican to install a webcam at St. Peters tomb as part technological outreach for Holy Year
Pope Francis will inaugurate a webcam on Dec. 2 to be installed beneath the main altar of St. Peters Basilica. Another webcam will be placed on the basilicas Holy Door for the 2025 Jubilee, during which indulgences for the forgiveness of sins are granted to pilgrims who travel to Rome and enter through it.
Related trivia:
David Letterman read for the part of Ted Striker
Kareem Abdul Jabbars role as Roger Murdock was originally written for Pete Rose.
The film producers received permission from The Bee Gees to speed up Stayin Alive in the bar scene by 10%.
For the argument between announcers concerning the white and red zones at the airport, the producers hired the same people who made the real announcements at Los Angeles International Airport. They were also married to each other in real life.
The three directors had a long battle with the Directors Guild of America, who initially refused to allow for a three director credit. Jim Abrahams legally changed his name to [Abrahams and Zuckers] in order to ensure credit was given to all three directors in the credits. The Guild ultimately allowed the three director credit.
Otto, the automatic pilot, ultimately disintegrated after spending several years in Jerry Zuckers garage.
The movie cost $3.5 million and only took 34 days to make.Airplane! was based on the 1957 movie Zero Hour. It mostly follows the same storyline but adds gags and jokes:
This is a no Yoko zone. Hobby Thread? What Hobby Thread? No idea what you are talking about. Written correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com. Are you lurking? Come out and play. As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 27, 2024 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 27, 2024 10:00 PM (1m82a)
An island of sanity in a sea of unsanitary.
Howdy, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - so much to be thankful for at November 27, 2024 10:00 PM (hsGeZ)
Posted by: fourseasons at November 27, 2024 10:00 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at November 27, 2024 10:00 PM (yLkiW)
Posted by: mikeski at November 27, 2024 10:01 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: From about That Time at November 27, 2024 10:01 PM (4780s)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at November 27, 2024 10:01 PM (yLkiW)
I mighta been first except I confused the Home and End keys. Just as well. Not one for the fame and glory and sour grapes.
Posted by: mindful webworker - time keeps on ticking at November 27, 2024 10:02 PM (hsGeZ)
Posted by: Doof at November 27, 2024 10:04 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2024 10:05 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 27, 2024 10:05 PM (byWhc)
Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2024 10:05 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: mikeski at November 27, 2024 10:06 PM (DgGvY)
You people are nuts. :-)
Posted by: buddhaha at November 27, 2024 10:06 PM (apXry)
Posted by: Piper at November 27, 2024 10:06 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: buddhaha at November 27, 2024 10:07 PM (apXry)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2024 10:08 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: scampydog at November 27, 2024 10:08 PM (8Yvzj)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 27, 2024 10:08 PM (OOz5S)
Sincere thanks to Ace, the COBs, and my fellow commenters!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 27, 2024 10:08 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2024 10:09 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Doof at November 27, 2024 10:04 PM (RFPHU)
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Good evening and thank you Sir.
Posted by: TRex at November 27, 2024 10:09 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 27, 2024 10:09 PM (dR6yv)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 27, 2024 10:10 PM (mH6SG)
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
If I die die before I wake
Keep your hands off my pumpkin pie.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 27, 2024 10:10 PM (gGMRM)
Now, what's for dessert?
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 27, 2024 10:10 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at November 27, 2024 10:11 PM (F3SmE)
2024: Peach and Blossom (from Minnesota)
When we said "please pardon our turkey," we meant "excuse us for Tim Walz."
Posted by: mikeski at November 27, 2024 10:11 PM (DgGvY)
Yes.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 27, 2024 10:10 PM (mH6SG)
As far as fur trappin' goes, too many American beavers are now bald.
Posted by: RickZ at November 27, 2024 10:11 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: mindful webworker - oh, who cares? at November 27, 2024 10:11 PM (hsGeZ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at November 27, 2024 10:11 PM (F3SmE)
You misspelled "flay"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 27, 2024 10:11 PM (hOUT3)
*Snif*
Posted by: Tonypete at November
My kids and I had many a similar holiday growing up. One year, I just could not get my act together to make a big Christmas breakfast, I was alone with 2 little ones, so I made BLTs. To this day, they believe it is a tradition and not because their mama was losing it on Christmas morning.
Posted by: Piper at November 27, 2024 10:11 PM (pZEOD)
I have two best friends from 65 years...we still play🤪
Yeah, we may be 29+, but I thank God we're still here💕💕💕
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 27, 2024 10:12 PM (FjReC)
Now, what's for dessert?
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 27, 2024 10:10 PM
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The mystery clicks!
Posted by: TRex at November 27, 2024 10:12 PM (IQ6Gq)
A bag of peanuts at my feet.
If I die before I wake,
Give them to my brother Jake.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 27, 2024 10:12 PM (VNX3d)
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
If I die die before I wake
Keep your hands off my pumpkin pie.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 27, 2024 10:10 PM
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Moving, poignant and timeless. Good evening to you!
Posted by: TRex at November 27, 2024 10:13 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Doof at November 27, 2024 10:14 PM (RFPHU)
Sincere thanks to Ace, the COBs, and my fellow commenters!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 27, 2024 10:08 PM (hOUT3)
Not odd, and I agree!
Posted by: Piper at November 27, 2024 10:14 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 27, 2024 10:14 PM (1m82a)
I love turkey. Juicy, tender, and nutritious!
Happy Thanksgiving horde
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 27, 2024 10:14 PM (RIvkX)
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Pfft. If you don't spend $500 mil and reshoot it at least three times, it's barely even a movie.
Posted by: The Walt Disney Co. at November 27, 2024 10:14 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 27, 2024 10:14 PM (rxCpr)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 27, 2024 10:14 PM (GTqXr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2024 10:15 PM (dDmld)
Heh! I did not know that.
I have all of those CDs from 1991. I bought them all at the time they came out. Still listen to them occasionally.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 27, 2024 10:15 PM (byWhc)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 27, 2024 10:15 PM (gGMRM)
Posted by: runner at November 27, 2024 10:16 PM (QTCRF)
Posted by: fd at November 27, 2024 10:16 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 27, 2024 10:16 PM (FjReC)
My wife loved the furry little beaver critters until they went after the apple trees.
It was a good life lesson for me about staying on the good side.
Posted by: Auspex at November 27, 2024 10:16 PM (j4U/Z)
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
If I die die before I wake
Keep your hands off my pumpkin pie.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 27, 2024 10:10 PM
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Moving, poignant and timeless. Good evening to you!
Posted by: TRex
Man it got dusty in here.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 27, 2024 10:16 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: The Blunderbuss at November 27, 2024 10:16 PM (98TWg)
Posted by: The Walt Disney Co. at November 27, 2024 10:14 PM (dDmld)
All you neede for a movie is 89 minutes. I think that's the Academy's minimum run time for movie of the year nomination.
Posted by: RickZ at November 27, 2024 10:17 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Doof at November 27, 2024 10:17 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: The Blunderbuss
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What about us?
Posted by: bewbs at November 27, 2024 10:18 PM (8Yvzj)
Posted by: fd at November 27, 2024
How?
Posted by: Piper at November 27, 2024 10:18 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at November 27, 2024 10:11 PM (F3SmE)
You misspelled "flay"!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Also a thought. In early Biblical tiimes, there was a Bedouin tribe who would skin their captured enemies and then roll them in the sand to magnify the pain.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at November 27, 2024 10:18 PM (F3SmE)
Posted by: Heavy Meta
John Facenda. The voice of the NFL.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 27, 2024 10:18 PM (dR6yv)
Much to be thankful for. Among other things, I was at my favorite deli here this morning. Baked potato soup, yum.....
I also ordered some sliced turkey, roast beef and cheese to take home. The owner came out, cut it himself and then, refused payment. It was a great gift and I'm grateful. I left $20.00 in the tip jar for the ladies who tolerate my presence.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at November 27, 2024 10:18 PM (0Id/K)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 27, 2024 10:19 PM (VNX3d)
Sincere thanks to Ace, the COBs, and my fellow commenters!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 27, 2024 10:08 PM (hOUT3)
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Amen, brother!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 27, 2024 10:19 PM (rxCpr)
Posted by: fd at November 27, 2024 10:19 PM (vFG9F)
Gutfeld. Fuckin autocucumber
Posted by: buddhaha
I thought maybe "gutted" was one of those slasher films.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 27, 2024 10:19 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: browndog settling into his seat at November 27, 2024 10:19 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: fd at November 27, 2024
How?
Posted by: Piper
A penguin.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 27, 2024 10:19 PM (dR6yv)
Posted by: Doof
Are the non-mystery-click pictures for audience participation?
Here's a song for the "u only like me" turkey meme.
https://youtu.be/Qc69L0V1alg
NSFW. But if you were already blasting "Wynona," no damage done.
Posted by: mikeski at November 27, 2024 10:20 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2024 10:20 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at November 27, 2024 10:20 PM (IQ6Gq)
Well done, sir!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 27, 2024 10:14 PM
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Wow. A seal of approval from Legally Sufficient. Night made. Thank you.
Posted by: TRex at November 27, 2024 10:21 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 27, 2024 10:21 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: fd
How?
Posted by: Piper
* waves a feeler *
Posted by: The UC Santa Cruz Banana Slug at November 27, 2024 10:21 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 27, 2024 10:16 PM (FjReC)
Howdy COMM!
Mis Hum will always be missed.
Posted by: Doof at November 27, 2024 10:21 PM (RFPHU)
I am somewhat amused that they felt the need to specify both her husband and son. I feel like anyone with even a passing interest in this story would know (or could at least infer) who Sarah Wiggum was.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 27, 2024 10:21 PM (F4bAW)
Posted by: fd at November 27, 2024
How?
Posted by: Piper
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The Hoboes. Laurel Hill School, FL.
Posted by: scampydog did not go there at November 27, 2024 10:21 PM (8Yvzj)
Posted by: Doof at November 27, 2024 10:17 PM (RFPHU)
We appreciate the win ...
Yeah, I'm scoreboard watching this early in the season.
Posted by: browndog settling into his seat at November 27, 2024 10:21 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: fd at November 27, 2024
How?
Posted by: Piper at November 27, 2024 10:18 PM (pZEOD)
It could have been the Running Hamsters! The Worms.
A cool one for a STEM school would be The Mad Scientists.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 27, 2024 10:22 PM (VNX3d)
https://m.youtube.com/@Kenislovas/videos
He'll get your pond drained in a jiffy, just how the ladies like it.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 27, 2024 10:22 PM (uRu1z)
Posted by: fd at November 27, 2024
We have the Otters here (but it's a grade school).
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 27, 2024 10:22 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at November 27, 2024 10:22 PM (IQ6Gq)
A cool one for a STEM school would be The Mad Scientists.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 27, 2024 10:22 PM (VNX3d)
It was rumored that the Condon High School in Condon Oregon's mascot was the Trojan
Posted by: Kindltot+ (Now With Taurine and Additional Micronutrients) at November 27, 2024 10:23 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: mikeski at November 27, 2024 10:20 PM (DgGvY)
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Well played. Only Joe Walsh could get away with something like that.
Posted by: TRex at November 27, 2024 10:23 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: fd at November 27, 2024
How?
Posted by: Piper at November 27, 2024 10:18 PM (pZEOD)
Go to Oregon State U.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2024 10:24 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 27, 2024 10:24 PM (+VovS)
Thanks! Hope you and TRex have a great Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 27, 2024 10:24 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: scampydog at November 27, 2024 10:24 PM (8Yvzj)
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at November 27, 2024 10:24 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: fd at November 27, 2024 10:25 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at November 27, 2024 10:25 PM (IQ6Gq)
Happy Thanksgiving, Doof!
Happy Thanksgiving, All Other Members of the Horde!
Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2024 10:26 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at November
I didn’t do anything but stay home and keep things going for 20 years. And then I divorced him. The end. 🤣 but we still do BLTs and my oldest now does it with her boys. One day I will tell them.
Posted by: Piper at November 27, 2024 10:26 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 27, 2024 10:26 PM (Y6IkP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZkTh_T75QY
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 27, 2024 10:27 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 27, 2024 10:19 PM (VNX3d)
Get thyself to a MoMe. Seriously. Just do it.
Posted by: Doof at November 27, 2024 10:27 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 27, 2024 10:27 PM (VNX3d)
Happy Thanksgiving, Doof!
Happy Thanksgiving, All Other Members of the Horde!
Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2024 10:26 PM (v6JzV)
Hey…I am the token Indian!
Posted by: Piper at November 27, 2024 10:27 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: fd at November 27, 2024 10:25 PM (vFG9F)
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Sounds like one of those seven-minute features on Pr0nHub.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2024 10:27 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: scampydog
Their logo incorporates a mushroom cloud, so props to them!
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 27, 2024 10:27 PM (+VovS)
'Tis the gift to be simple, 'tis the gift to be free
'Tis the gift to come down where we ought to be,
And when we find ourselves in the place just right,
'Twill be in the valley of love and delight.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 27, 2024 10:27 PM (GTqXr)
Posted by: TRex at November 27, 2024 10:21 PM (IQ6Gq)
* * * *
I am truly humbled...
Keep up the good work! (I know you will.)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 27, 2024 10:27 PM (rxCpr)
Posted by: fd at November 27, 2024
How?
Posted by: Piper at November 27, 2024 10:18 PM (pZEOD)
Evergreen State Goeducks!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2024 10:28 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 27, 2024 10:28 PM (ufFY8)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZkTh_T75QY
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 27, 2024 10:27 PM (0Htd1)
Really ...
Posted by: zombie Marc Bolan at November 27, 2024 10:28 PM (TTAGa)
***************
Seriously, do it. You will NEVER regret it.
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at November 27, 2024 10:29 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: scampydog
Their logo incorporates a mushroom cloud, so props to them!
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat
That’s pretty freakin’ sweet.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 27, 2024 10:29 PM (dR6yv)
Get thyself to a MoMe. Seriously. Just do it.
Posted by: Doof
For once, I will say LISTEN to Doof!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 27, 2024 10:29 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: TRex
I was going to say "Zappa," but his lyrics wouldn't be that straightforward.
Posted by: mikeski at November 27, 2024 10:29 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: guzano at November 27, 2024 10:30 PM (v1eJ7)
Posted by: Zombie Squanto at November 27, 2024 10:30 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 27, 2024 10:27 PM (0Htd1)
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Don't give away secrets for future ONTs. Besides Dinosaur interests are wide and varied.
Posted by: TRex at November 27, 2024 10:30 PM (IQ6Gq)
The scapebird for America's sins.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 27, 2024 10:30 PM (4bYcn)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 27, 2024 10:31 PM (FjReC)
Get thyself to a MoMe. Seriously. Just do it.
Posted by: Doof
For once, I will say LISTEN to Doof!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~
Listen to your spirit guide...MoMe, MoMe, MoMe...
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 27, 2024 10:31 PM (+VovS)
Imagine playing (and perhaps even losing) to the Fighting Bumblebees.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 27, 2024 10:31 PM (OOz5S)
TRex, I note that there's a meaningful correlation between pix and hidden clix. I thought MisHum had set the standard 'gainst such relationships! Check the cob guidebook.
😁
Posted by: mindful webworker - go with your own flow at November 27, 2024 10:32 PM (hsGeZ)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 27, 2024 10:32 PM (OOz5S)
Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2024 10:32 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 27, 2024 10:31 PM
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Yeah. Losing to the bumblebees must sting.
Posted by: TRex at November 27, 2024 10:32 PM (IQ6Gq)
I see you're lurking this Thanksgiving eve...😁...
Posted by: COMountainMarie
One of the more dedicated East Coast posters. (unlike that weak willed exercise chick...)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 27, 2024 10:33 PM (+VovS)
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I had imagined that somewhere in America there was a Communal Home for Aged Turkeys.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2024 10:33 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: scampydog
A significant portion of the 70's best BB in the state Region 4, U-Hi, CV, Pasco and Richland. Trying to remember a mushroom cloud somewhere in Richland's uniforms but that's probably the dope remembering.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at November 27, 2024 10:33 PM (F3SmE)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 27, 2024 10:19 PM (VNX3d)
Get thyself to a MoMe. Seriously. Just do it.
Posted by: Doof at November 27, 2024 10:27 PM (RFPHU)
Doof Johnson is right!
... say, did you know that next year will be the *tenth* TX MoMee?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 27, 2024 10:33 PM (KcwUg)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, punching the iPad screen like a chimp at November 27, 2024 10:34 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2024 10
I love everyone’s happy mood tonight. This is a great Thanksgiving eve with great people.
Posted by: Piper at November 27, 2024 10:34 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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That is pretty amazing.
Posted by: scampydog at November 27, 2024 10:35 PM (8Yvzj)
Posted by: Scarymary at November 27, 2024 10:35 PM (K1HkL)
Posted by: mindful webworker - go with your own flow at November 27, 2024 10:32 PM
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Is this the time to point out that your nic literally says "go with your own flow"?
Posted by: TRex at November 27, 2024 10:35 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Piper at November 27, 2024 10:35 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 27, 2024 10:33 PM (KcwUg)
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I've heard that you can get Beyonce to show up and say some nice things for $10 million.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2024 10:36 PM (dDmld)
... say, did you know that next year will be the *tenth* TX MoMee?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Heard there may be Commemorative Plates!!
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 27, 2024 10:36 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: Piper at November 27, 2024 10:35 PM (p4NUW)
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And to you Piper. Thanks for being here. BLTs for everyone!
Posted by: TRex at November 27, 2024 10:36 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Chief Miklos at November 27, 2024 10:36 PM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2024 10:37 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Cicero
.....other than the Senate?
Posted by: someone had to say it at November 27, 2024 10:37 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
*saves up money for a chartreuse microbus*
Posted by: Miklos and Friends at November 27, 2024 10:37 PM (+w4kg)
I recall one time when he was presented with a turducken on live TV, and started tearing it apart with his enormous lineman's paws. It was a vegan's nightmare.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 27, 2024 10:38 PM (uRu1z)
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 27, 2024 10:38 PM (VnatX)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 27, 2024 10:38 PM (FjReC)
... say, did you know that next year will be the *tenth* TX MoMee?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Right now, I'm not very mobile, and don't travel well. If I have the money, and the mobility, I will try.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 27, 2024 10:38 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 27, 2024 10:36 PM (+VovS)
Just think, if Kamalala had won, we would probably be getting commemorative ankle bracelets for attending TXMoMe-X!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 27, 2024 10:38 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Rex B at November 27, 2024 10:38 PM (98TWg)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
*saves up money for a chartreuse microbus*
Posted by: Miklos and Friends
So, who's the suicide jockey?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 27, 2024 10:39 PM (VNX3d)
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
If I should die… WHAT? Such a fright!
I lay awake on through the night. 👀
Related:
…and down will come baby,
cradle and all. 🥺
Posted by: mindful webworker - don't let the bedbugs bite...!?!?! at November 27, 2024 10:40 PM (hsGeZ)
Posted by: Miklos in the rocking chair at November 27, 2024 10:40 PM (+w4kg)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 27, 2024 10:40 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2024 10:40 PM (v6JzV)
And if you're struggling to find things to be thankful for, remember: Hillary is STILL Nacho President.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 27, 2024 10:41 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2024 10:41 PM (LkLld)
*saves up money for a chartreuse microbus*
Posted by: Miklos and Friends at November 27, 2024 10:37 PM (+w4kg)
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Go school bus or go home.
Posted by: Ken Kesey at November 27, 2024 10:41 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 27, 2024 10:36 PM (+VovS)
Just think, if Kamalala had won, we would probably be getting commemorative ankle bracelets for attending TXMoMe-X!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November
Since Trump won, it’s Tattoos!
Posted by: Piper at November 27, 2024 10:41 PM (p4NUW)
https://mol.im/a/14134907
Is this all legal or is it impeachment ammo via Hatch Act?
Posted by: Ciampino - nice going at November 27, 2024 10:41 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
{{{Marie}}}! And to you my friend! (Hey, this table doesn't wobble, have a seat!)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 27, 2024 10:41 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: Miklos and Friends at November 27, 2024 10:37 PM (+w4kg)
I'd lend you Furthur, but ... we trippin'
Posted by: zombie Ken Kesey at November 27, 2024 10:41 PM (TTAGa)
*raise glass to Horde*
Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2024 10:40 PM (v6JzV)
***
Kanpai!
Posted by: TRex at November 27, 2024 10:42 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Miklos is an Early Bird in some respects at November 27, 2024 10:42 PM (+w4kg)
Posted by: fd
How?
Posted by: Piper
The Hoboes. Laurel Hill School, FL.
Posted by: scampydog
The Cranberries. Cranberry High School, Cranberry Township, PA.
"Crush the Berries!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2024 10:42 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2024 10:44 PM (v6JzV)
==
Right now, I'm not very mobile, and don't travel well. If I have the money, and the mobility, I will try.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 27, 2024 10:38 PM (VNX3d)
Sorry to hear that. NoVa and PNW have also been consistent over the years, and Morons elsewhere sometimes have smaller get togethers. You may even wish to consider setting up in your AO; might be surprised at how much company you have.
(and if you do make TX, I hope you like bacon)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 27, 2024 10:44 PM (KcwUg)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 27, 2024 10:36 PM (+VovS)
10: Acorn plates
11: Bring them back, and get the Frenchman in a beret plate!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 27, 2024 10:44 PM (VNX3d)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZkTh_T75QY
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 27, 2024 10:27 PM (0Htd1)
Really ...
Posted by: zombie Marc Bolan
Thank you for not bringing up that I used "your" for "you're".
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 27, 2024 10:45 PM (0Htd1)
See youz with a belly full tomorrow night for more hijinx!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 27, 2024 10:45 PM (FjReC)
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at November 27, 2024 10:45 PM (dg+HA)
https://mol.im/a/14134907
Is this all legal or is it impeachment ammo via Hatch Act?
Posted by: Ciampino
Now see?
We can have nice things.
Posted by: Miklos is pleased at November 27, 2024 10:46 PM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2024 10:46 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2024 10:46 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Piper
Visible after 3rd date kind or available for public viewing?
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 27, 2024 10:46 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 27, 2024 10:38 PM (VNX3d)
Sorry to hear that. NoVa and PNW have also been consistent over the years, and Morons elsewhere sometimes have smaller get togethers. You may even wish to consider setting up in your AO; might be surprised at how much company you have.
(and if you do make TX, I hope you like bacon)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 27, 2024 10:44 PM (KcwUg)
Well, I'm still young enough, and stubborn enough, to change it. I will admit that attending the TX MoMe is good motivation.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 27, 2024 10:46 PM (VNX3d)
She was 46 at the time.
FeTV.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 27, 2024 10:47 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2024 10:47 PM (LkLld)
https://youtu.be/Qc69L0V1alg
NSFW. But if you were already blasting "Wynona," no damage done.
Posted by: mikeski.
Heh, I'd forgotten about that song. Good thing I have my ear buds in.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at November 27, 2024 10:48 PM (F3SmE)
Posted by: zombie Marc Bolan
Thank you for not bringing up that I used "your" for "you're".
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 27, 2024 10:45 PM (0Htd1)
He confidAntly ignored it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 27, 2024 10:48 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
I will match my diastolic blood pressure against her IQ
Posted by: Miklos is generally relaxed at November 27, 2024 10:48 PM (+w4kg)
Posted by: GWB at November 27, 2024 10:48 PM (GR9H0)
Posted by: Scarymary at November 27, 2024 10:35 PM (K1HkL)
***
What a country!
Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at November 27, 2024 10:49 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Bulg at November 27, 2024 10:49 PM (v6JzV)
Anyway, jeebus, I was expecting a dramatic quick 180 from Scheinbaum, but not this week! Her bravado (and that of her team - today at the gym on the CNN chyron I saw "MX says US tariffs will cost US 400,000 jobs") I found amusing and incomprehensible, given the situation.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 27, 2024 10:49 PM (1m82a)
Stolen Feather
That she got away with claiming Tribal status at Harvard, begs the question: "HOW?"
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 27, 2024 10:49 PM (Xo+UM)
Actually, I don't have a bingo card. But that shit was funny.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 27, 2024 10:49 PM (Q4IgG)
Where is Clarke's Island?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2024 10:47 PM (LkLld)
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This is a trick question, right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2024 10:49 PM (dDmld)
O, you mean like mohammedans and the Haj?
I'm a Catholic by birth and upbringing but left in my 20s because of stuff like this. Don't they remember Martin Luther? Yes, he complained about purchasing indulgences but For God's Sake stop it with 'indulgences'.
Posted by: Ciampino - so medieval it hurts at November 27, 2024 10:49 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at November 27, 2024 10:49 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 27, 2024 10:50 PM (dg+HA)
https://www.trumpytrout.com/
That came out pretty quick.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 27, 2024 10:50 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 27, 2024 10:51 PM (lhenN)
She was 46 at the time.
FeTV.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 27, 2024 10:47 PM (ufFY
====
That starched uniform. Yowza!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 27, 2024 10:51 PM (RIvkX)
Thought I would stop and play for a bit while waiting for the sandman.
I "retired" from my job today. Rejoice with me. I'm looking forward to the next adventure. Plans involve selling and building.
Almost deleted because I don't share much personal life, but I guess I will leave it.
Also, praying for those who are alone this weekend, as I am. Ugh! Now I want to delete that!
Evening all
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 27, 2024 10:51 PM (PcTds)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 27, 2024 10:51 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 27, 2024 10:51 PM
***
Is that the one with the bar in the back?
Posted by: TRex at November 27, 2024 10:51 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 27, 2024 10:52 PM (1m82a)
Congrats on the retirement, and thanks for sharing that.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 27, 2024 10:52 PM (hOUT3)
The pants on frogs sign has made me quite curious! Any thoughts as to what prompted that?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 27, 2024 10:52 PM (PcTds)
166 Since Trump won, it’s Tattoos!
Posted by: Piper
Visible after 3rd date kind or available for public viewing?
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November
Right cheek. 😳
Posted by: Piper at November 27, 2024 10:52 PM (pZEOD)
They still have it?
Wonder if any Japanese exchange students have ever studied there. Oh yeah.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 27, 2024 10:53 PM (1m82a)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 27, 2024 10:51 PM
***
Congrats, best wishes, and you always have Horde family here.
Posted by: TRex at November 27, 2024 10:53 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 27, 2024 10:53 PM (hOUT3)
So, this is like a 'get your card punched ten times for a free mortal sin'?
Yeah, I am a Cathoholic too, but this stuff is weird and stupid.
Doesn't help we have a Marxist commie as a pope.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 27, 2024 10:53 PM (ufFY8)
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Best of luck on the new adventure!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2024 10:54 PM (dDmld)
No. Outside the fact it was right outside my front yard.
You've now wasted one of your two questions.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2024 10:54 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
That hurts, especially coming from an actress who's famous for flashing her vajayjay.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 27, 2024 10:54 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat
Need to clean my glasses. Read that as commemorative pirates. Twice, and no I haven't had a drink since 2008.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at November 27, 2024 10:54 PM (F3SmE)
Posted by: Gref at November 27, 2024 10:54 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Miklos thinks Kestrel will be great again at November 27, 2024 10:55 PM (+w4kg)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 27, 2024 10:52 PM
***
Dunno. Maybe someone tried to clothe Kermit?
Posted by: TRex at November 27, 2024 10:55 PM (IQ6Gq)
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Is that only for past sins or does it carry over?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2024 10:55 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at November 27, 2024 10:55 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Piper
Ahem...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November
You prefer the left? I mean the right makes more sense.
Posted by: Piper at November 27, 2024 10:55 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
I will match my diastolic blood pressure against her IQ
Posted by: Miklos is generally relaxed
My lowest diastolic ever might be too low, but now (70s) it might be in the ballpark.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 27, 2024 10:55 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: GWB at November 27, 2024 10:48 PM (GR9H0)
===
Love this idea.
You "pardoned" the turkey? From what, shmuck?
Where do you think turkey comes from?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 27, 2024 10:55 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 27, 2024 10:54 PM (0Htd1)
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She does claim to have an IQ of 152 so she may be into something.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2024 10:56 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Quint at November 27, 2024 10:56 PM (ThESq)
Seems there was a young lady who asked if her appendectomy scar would show.
"That's entirely up to you." replied her Doctor.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 27, 2024 10:56 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: Piper at November 27, 2024 10:56 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at November 27, 2024 10:56 PM (iNp3L)
Posted by: TRex
Ah glad you caught that. Yeah, I wanted to soften my comment for you. 😉
Posted by: mindful webworker - it's your thang, do whatcha gotta do at November 27, 2024 10:56 PM (hsGeZ)
Stolen Feather
That she got away with claiming Tribal status at Harvard, begs the question: "HOW?"
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim, Sunk New Dawn, Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 27, 2024 10:49 PM (Xo+UM)
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Jim, Stolen Feather is brilliant. Comment of the Week material.
How? You don't think Harvard would dare ask a 'native' or a black person for some proof do you? Harvard wants to avoid being called racyss.
Posted by: Ciampino - so apt that it hurts my splitting sides at November 27, 2024 10:57 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: scampydog at November 27, 2024 10:57 PM (8Yvzj)
Thought I would stop and play for a bit while waiting for the sandman.
I "retired" from my job today. Rejoice with me. I'm looking forward to the next adventure. Plans involve selling and building.
Almost deleted because I don't share much personal life, but I guess I will leave it.
Also, praying for those who are alone this weekend, as I am. Ugh! Now I want to delete that!
Evening all
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
((Hugs)) AK. Life's next great adventure! Embrace it.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli at November 27, 2024 10:57 PM (F3SmE)
Posted by: Piper at November 27, 2024 10:52 PM (pZEOD)
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A classy filigree design in the trampstampal area perhaps?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2024 10:57 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Zombie Squanto at November 27, 2024 10:58 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Piper /i]
I'll have to ponder that and get back to you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 27, 2024 10:58 PM (hOUT3)
Maybe someone should nail the 42 Whatevers (I forget) on the door, to remind Frankie of the trouble the imperfect people running the Church brought upon itself.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 27, 2024 10:58 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 27, 2024 10:52 PM (PcTds)
If you read the fine print on the sign, you'll see it is AI gibberish.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 27, 2024 10:58 PM (uRu1z)
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at November 27, 2024 10:56 PM
***
Hooray!! Wonderful news. We'll keep the prayers going.
Posted by: TRex at November 27, 2024 10:59 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Oddbob at November 27, 2024 10:59 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli
I've seen someone suggest a new business. Get a few new yachts, and rent them for trips near Somalia. When the pirates approach, the passengers get to attack using automatic weapons, grenade launchers, and other suitable equipment. I don't think anyone suggested torpedo tubes, but I'm not sure how well those would work.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 27, 2024 10:59 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 27, 2024 10:59 PM (mH6SG)
====
Did they discuss syncope?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 27, 2024 10:59 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: CA Token at November 27, 2024 10:59 PM (2+yws)
166 Since Trump won, it’s Tattoos!
Posted by: Piper
Visible after 3rd date kind or available for public viewing?
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November
Right cheek. 😳
Posted by: Piper at November 27, 2024 10:52 PM (pZEOD)
Back in the day, one of my NOLS instructors who was a comely lass, alluded to the fact that she had a tattoo.
Now, as this was the late 70's, it wasn't the in thing to be inked up, so all the young men pestered the shit out of her until she dropped her shorts ... revealing a lovely rainbow tattoo in her right cheek.
The young 'dog was slack jawed at the time ...
Posted by: browndog remembers, oh does he remember at November 27, 2024 10:59 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Quint at November 27, 2024 11:00 PM (ThESq)
Posted by: GWB
Magnificent drumsticks!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 27, 2024 11:00 PM (dR6yv)
Posted by: M. Luther at November 27, 2024 11:00 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Quint at November 27, 2024 11:00 PM (ThESq)
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at November 27, 2024 11:00 PM (IQ6Gq)
I'll match her IQ and travel.
Plus my junk is way better looking.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2024 11:01 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 27, 2024 11:01 PM (1m82a)
"That's entirely up to you." replied her Doctor.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 27, 2024 10:56 PM (+VovS)
I forgot which woman (Megyn Kelly?) I saw on a podcast say this, but it's true.
When you get older, and had kids, you wear a one piece bathing suit.
I remember thinking she's in pretty good shape, too.
Posted by: RickZ at November 27, 2024 11:02 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at November 27, 2024 11:02 PM (iNp3L)
Posted by: Quint at November 27, 2024 11:02 PM (ThESq)
According to her guy, there are dozens, if not hundreds, of migraines all with different symptoms - some of which don't sound like typical migraine symptoms.
Anyway, something to maybe checkout.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2024 11:02 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: GWB
Magnificent drumsticks!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Turn them into a few turducken, and you're on!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 27, 2024 11:02 PM (VNX3d)
So, this is like a 'get your card punched ten times for a free mortal sin'?
Yeah, I am a Cathoholic too, but this stuff is weird and stupid.
Doesn't help we have a Marxist commie as a pope.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 27, 2024 10:53 PM (ufFY
Do I have to come back and deal with this shit again ???
Posted by: zombie Martin Luther at November 27, 2024 11:03 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Piper
I'll have to ponder that and get back to you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
I can contemplate my navel with the best of them. But I'd have to do a lot of yoga before I could ponder my buttocks.
Posted by: mikeski at November 27, 2024 11:03 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Quint at November 27, 2024 11:00 PM
***
Red Dawn for the win!
Posted by: TRex at November 27, 2024 11:03 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 27, 2024 11:04 PM (PcTds)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 27, 2024 10:59 PM (VNX3d)
Torpedoes are awfully expensive ordnance to use against small boats, and odds of successful hit are small, unless modern torpedoes can be remotely guided.
RPG's, heavy machine guns, and 75 mm recoilless rifles FTW.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2024 11:04 PM (WZmoj)
95 Theses.
Had to look it up to refresh my memory.
I mostly know Lutherans as being "Catholic without the guilt".
And that Martin was a bit of a character.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 27, 2024 11:04 PM (ufFY8)
Yes, he complained about purchasing indulgences but For God's Sake stop it with 'indulgences'.
Posted by: Ciampino - so medieval it hurts
___________
Try to think of it this way
1) We injure ourselves (sin)
2) We have an operation to remove the injury so we don't die from it (confession and absolution)
3) We still have to undergo rehabilitation to heal ourselves completely (temporal punishment)
All the indulgence does is help with the third step. They used to be purchased, but now they are obtained with prayer.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2024 11:04 PM (dxSpM)
Seems there was a young lady who asked if her appendectomy scar would show.
"That's entirely up to you." replied her Doctor.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 27, 2024 10:56 PM (+VovS)
----
That's funny.
At the ObGyn:
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Posted by: Ciampino - humor time at November 27, 2024 11:05 PM (i0xsb)
I forgot which woman (Megyn Kelly?) I saw on a podcast say this, but it's true.
When you get older, and had kids, you wear a one piece bathing suit.
I remember thinking she's in pretty good shape, too.
Posted by: RickZ at November 27, 2024 11:02
That’s silly. Wear the bikini. It doesn’t have to be a thong one!
Posted by: Piper at November 27, 2024 11:05 PM (p4NUW)
Somehow I just don't see Pete Rose saying, "You try carrying Johnny Bench around the diamond for 9 innings!"
Posted by: SFGoth at November 27, 2024 11:06 PM (KAi1n)
And that Martin was a bit of a character.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 27, 2024 11:04 PM (ufFY
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He sure was. Did you know he had a Diet of Worms?
Posted by: Charles V at November 27, 2024 11:06 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2024 11:06 PM (LkLld)
123 I miss Rush Limbaugh.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Don't we all.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
There was a commenter here a few days ago who said he did not like Rush. It was not a troll.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 27, 2024 11:06 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 27, 2024 11:08 PM (1m82a)
We are all with you, if only in spirit. I too, spend most holidays alone. But, there is always the Horde!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 27, 2024 11:08 PM (FjReC)
1. You're a dick / can't for doing this at a family dinner.
2. You're wrong in every way and here's why
3. You're stupid, ugly, and nobody wants to be with you as family or romantically.
Then have somebody hand you the gravy.
Posted by: N at November 27, 2024 11:09 PM (8XibL)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 27, 2024 10:59 PM (VNX3d)
Combine that with a casino on board and you've got a serious business proposition. Maybe call it Caliber Cruise Line?
Posted by: RickZ at November 27, 2024 11:09 PM (gKDq2)
I remember seeing a thing on TV where some dude make a trip from Japan to talk to the students about their logo. I don't think it went well.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2024 11:09 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 27, 2024 11:10 PM (PcTds)
I remember seeing a thing on TV where some dude make a trip from Japan to talk to the students about their logo. I don't think it went well.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2024 11:09 PM (W/lyH)
Boeing built the B29 as well, did they not?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2024 11:10 PM (WZmoj)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 27, 2024 11:12 PM (1m82a)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2024 11:12 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Piper at November 27, 2024 11:13 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 27, 2024 10:59 PM (VNX3d)
Combine that with a casino on board and you've got a serious business proposition. Maybe call it Caliber Cruise Line?
Posted by: RickZ at November 27, 2024 11:09 PM (gKDq2)
The money would certainly attract pirates. You would have to have a Turn in weapons policy before entering the casino, or you might not have enough passengers to blow stuff up.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 27, 2024 11:13 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Ditto Miklos at November 27, 2024 11:13 PM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 27, 2024 10:59 PM (VNX3d)
Combine that with a casino on board and you've got a serious business proposition. Maybe call it Caliber Cruise Line?
Posted by: RickZ
I am proud, PROUD to claim you people as friends!
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 27, 2024 11:14 PM (+VovS)
I heard from a reliable source that Piper is a real babe! And now find out the she part native american and has discrete ink?
*swoons*
Posted by: Rod Porkmore at November 27, 2024 11:14 PM (9S1Hr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2024 11:10 PM (WZmoj)
Yes.
But it's not the logo.
Hence annoying.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2024 11:14 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Congrats on reaching retirement. Take time to contemplate that new future this weekend, and hang with the commentariat. Glad you shared with the Moron family.
Posted by: mindful webworker - types... doesn't delete... at November 27, 2024 11:15 PM (hsGeZ)
Posted by: Quint at November 27, 2024 11:15 PM (ThESq)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 27, 2024 11:16 PM (7oYYI)
He sure was. Did you know he had a Diet of Worms?
Posted by: Charles V at November 27, 2024 11:06 PM (dDmld)
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That's what the WEF is planning for us.
Posted by: Ciampino - humor time again at November 27, 2024 11:16 PM (i0xsb)
>>>THIS GUY GETS IT
Posted by: Ditto Miklos at November 27, 2024 11:13 PM (+w4kg)
A pessimist sees that the glass is half empty.
An optimist sees that the glass is half full.
A realist sees the glass, adds a couple shoots of whiskey or bourbon, a couple of ice cubes, and says "Cheers!"
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 27, 2024 11:16 PM (VNX3d)
I heard from a reliable source that Piper is a real babe! And now find out the she part native american and has discrete ink?
*swoons*
Posted by: Rod Porkmore at November
Fake news!
Posted by: Piper at November 27, 2024 11:18 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Quint at November 27, 2024 11:18 PM (ThESq)
I remember seeing a thing on TV where some dude make a trip from Japan to talk to the students about their logo. I don't think it went well.
Posted by: Diogenes
The International Friendship Bell here in Oak Ridge, TN - manufactured and then given to the city by the Japanese, has the dates of the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki cast into it (along with other symbols).
I take it as: "We FA and then FO. So sorry."
Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2024 11:18 PM (WXNFJ)
But it's not the logo.
Hence annoying.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2024 11:14 PM (W/lyH)
Could it be simply that the profile of the B17 looks better than the profile of the B29?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2024 11:19 PM (WZmoj)
Stainless steel spoon under cold running water will help with that, and remove the smell.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 27, 2024 11:20 PM (Vvh2V)
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I wonder if Nanking ever got a bell.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 27, 2024 11:20 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 27, 2024 11:12 PM (1m82a)
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The Argentine's Belgrano was sunk by a wire-guided torpedo fired from a British submarine.
Posted by: Ciampino - amazing at November 27, 2024 11:21 PM (i0xsb)
San Diego has one from Yokohama, which makes lots of sense - both navy towns, and it was given in the early 1960s.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 27, 2024 11:22 PM (1m82a)
___________________________
Is this part of the Green New Deal? You know, the part where they fire up the combustion engine and drive two turkeys to Washington (16 hours away) for some hack comedy sketch. Arguably, this likely the only (and most substantive) decision that Biden made in four years. Scratch that...the turkeys and their names were decided by someone other than the president as well.
Posted by: Orson at November 27, 2024 11:22 PM (dIske)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
God Bless. The holidays are hard. Enjoy your retirement!
Posted by: Scarymary at November 27, 2024 11:22 PM (K1HkL)
Posted by: Miklos needs a dinner gong. And servants at November 27, 2024 11:23 PM (+w4kg)
We will be with you in spirit tomorrow.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 27, 2024 11:23 PM (Vvh2V)
Yeah, but y'all have the Isotope reactor and the neutron source, and y12, so they better keep sending more friendship bells, or else.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 27, 2024 11:24 PM (7oYYI)
Sorry if I don't blubber with guilt about how we conducted WWII. What happened after Germany and Japan surrendered?
Did we massacre the population? No. Did we rape all the women? No. Did we haul off everything movable? No. Did we starve them or blockade them? No. So shut up.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2024 11:25 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 27, 2024 11:25 PM (1m82a)
I remember seeing a thing on TV where some dude make a trip from Japan to talk to the students about their logo. I don't think it went well.
Posted by: Diogenes
I think there was an effort to "sanitize" the original renaming from the Beavers to the Bombers. In the late '80s some people more to the west, probably, got uncomfortable with the original mushroom cloud mascot. So an old story about a B-17 that Hanford area workers helped finance after news about D-Day inspired a "pass-the -hat" campaign to donate money to finance one Boeing built bomber was grafted into the school's history. B-17 "Days Pay" is that "imposter. "
Posted by: Rex B at November 27, 2024 11:27 PM (98TWg)
Yea, it happened mostly here in the mythical state of Rhode Island.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2024 11:28 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Miklos has this opinion at November 27, 2024 11:29 PM (+w4kg)
Posted by: DeplorableIan Galt
Heh. Ann Barnhardt had a few choice words about Marty recently.
Luther, an Augustinian priest, was a filthy pervert, looking to ratify and excuse his disgusting, sick perversions and in doing so dragging as many souls into hell with him as possible.…
https://www.barnhardt.biz/2024/10/31/
luther-october-31-arsh-2017/
😯
Posted by: mindful webworker - And then she bears down. at November 27, 2024 11:30 PM (hsGeZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 27, 2024 11:30 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Ecclesiastical Follies at November 27, 2024 11:30 PM (nS6qG)
https://www.bonkbusinessinc.com/lbh-division
Posted by: Kindltot+ (Now With Taurine and Additional Micronutrients) at November 27, 2024 11:30 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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Orofino, ID, use to have the (now closed) Idaho State Hospital for the Criminally Insane.
The Orofino High School teams are known as The Maniacs.
Posted by: buddhaha at November 27, 2024 11:30 PM (apXry)
Posted by: Miklos has this opinion
There were two old 11 inch guns on the shore battery from 1908 that aided in that sinking. Allowed the Norwegian Royal Family, most of government, and the country's gold to make it safely to England.
Posted by: Nordisk Tidende at November 27, 2024 11:34 PM (nS6qG)
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Heck of a fireworks show at the Orofino 4th of July celebration too. Good hamburger joint in that town also.
Posted by: scampydog at November 27, 2024 11:35 PM (8Yvzj)
Posted by: N at November 27, 2024 11:37 PM (8XibL)
80's music was better.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at November 27, 2024 11:37 PM (xcxpd)
That was not a good music era, it was the tween times
Posted by: N at November 27, 2024 11:39 PM (8XibL)
Posted by: scampydog at November 27, 2024 11:39 PM (8Yvzj)
Posted by: Miklos has this opinion at November 27, 2024 11:29 PM (+w4kg)
The coolest sub attack of all time was when the USS Barb sank a train (7/18/45). Came back into port from patrol flying a 'made on board' train pennant.
Posted by: RickZ at November 27, 2024 11:39 PM (gKDq2)
I'm afraid Ann Barnhardt - amusing as she can be -- is someone you date thinking you've found a good Catholic girl before one day you find yourself burned at the stake for something you said.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2024 11:39 PM (dxSpM)
Let us have the very best Holiday season ever.
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 27, 2024 11:39 PM (TDvv2)
I am quoting something I read not long after the cessation of hostilities in the Falklands so I could be misinformed, although I find that details published soon after an incident tend to be more reliable than those later massaged before release.
Posted by: Ciampino - s silly war at November 27, 2024 11:41 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: N at November 27, 2024 11:42 PM (8XibL)
The least cool is the part is where part of my town is still a toxic waste dump.
Best part of war is when it never happens.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 27, 2024 11:45 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Lol.
I'm Lutheran, so not gonna say what I think -- but I do get a kick out of (most of) her memes.
Posted by: JQ at November 27, 2024 11:46 PM (YoCnN)
Posted by: Ciampino - you can't have your bits back at November 27, 2024 11:47 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 27, 2024 11:47 PM (PcTds)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 27, 2024 11:49 PM (XV/Pl)
But tonight I am quite exhausted by all that has happened in my life over the past few weeks. Even though I am thankful for so much that is good in my life, I am not very thankful for recent developments.
Tonight I am throwing myself a huge pity party.
I will be better after a good night's rest.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, Plucky Comic Relief, Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade at November 27, 2024 11:49 PM (SRRAx)
An American, not an American't
I'm so far behind on comments.
Thank you everyone for your well wishes. I really do appreciate you all and this place.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 27, 2024 11:50 PM (PcTds)
Posted by: Hadrian
Heh, yes indeed. I get a little fearful just reading her. Partly because I'm not Catholic, trad or otherwise.
Posted by: mindful webworker - partly at November 27, 2024 11:50 PM (hsGeZ)
Dolph Lundgren reveals he's cancer free after given few years to live
https://mol.im/a/14134669
Posted by: Ciampino - there's always hope at November 27, 2024 11:50 PM (i0xsb)
>>80's music was better.
Popular Music reached it's zenith in a 20 year period from 1975 to 1995.
It's been downhill ever since.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 27, 2024 11:51 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 27, 2024 11:51 PM (PcTds)
Posted by: steevy at November 27, 2024 11:52 PM (d3uHz)
Posted by: mindful webworker - partly at November 27, 2024 11:50 PM (hsGeZ)
I was raised Catholic and she scares me.
Posted by: RickZ at November 27, 2024 11:52 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 27, 2024 11:52 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, Plucky Comic Relief, Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade at November 27, 2024 11:49 PM (SRRAx)
***
Ebbs and flows as the roller coaster goes up and down. Glad you're here. We're keeping the prayers up for you. Kanpai!
Posted by: TRex at November 27, 2024 11:52 PM (IQ6Gq)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ79i11JSnU
*as the horses whinny*
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 27, 2024 11:52 PM (4aTF4)
Posted by: steevy at November 27, 2024 11:52 PM (d3uHz)
https://shorturl.at/NseKk
The B-17 "Days Pay" entered the story well after the mushroom cloud logo became the mascot.
Posted by: Rex B at November 27, 2024 11:52 PM (98TWg)
I'm so sorry that the news hasn't been good. Will continue to pray for you and yours.
Have as good a holiday as you can!
Posted by: JQ at November 27, 2024 11:53 PM (YoCnN)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 27, 2024 11:53 PM (SRRAx)
Distraught liberals hold group screaming event to vent rage at Trump election win
https://mol.im/a/14132761
Posted by: Ciampino - noisy bastards at November 27, 2024 11:54 PM (i0xsb)
Congrats on retirement!
You're gonna love it!
Reading, writing, painting, walking, hiking, piano - ignoring the clock - might be what I'm looking forward to the most.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 27, 2024 11:56 PM (PcTds)
You don't have to, and shouldn't, always have to have a happy face. Have a pity party! Just don't let it go on too long.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 27, 2024 11:56 PM (Vvh2V)
I will be better after a good night's rest.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, Plucky Comic Relief, Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade
{{{Teresa}}} Sweetie, you've earned the right to act anyway you damn please.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 27, 2024 11:58 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: Scarymary at November 27, 2024 11:58 PM (K1HkL)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ79i11JSnU
*as the horses whinny*
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 27, 2024 11:52 PM (4aTF4)
Masterful piece of cinema.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2024 11:58 PM (WZmoj)
We will be with you in spirit tomorrow
Thanks Tammy - plans include RVing - so I might be able to do that.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 27, 2024 11:58 PM (PcTds)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Plucky Comic Relief, AoS Ladies Brigade - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at November 27, 2024 11:58 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 27, 2024 11:59 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 27, 2024 11:59 PM (63Dwl)
https://mol.im/a/14133639
Posted by: Ciampino - bastards at November 27, 2024 11:59 PM (i0xsb)
Prayers up for a good night's rest for you and a brighter tomorrow.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 28, 2024 12:01 AM (mH6SG)
Funny how that works, innit?
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 28, 2024 12:01 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
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It's okay to be scared-- who wouldn't be?
{{{hug!}}}
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2024 12:01 AM (YoCnN)
Never change N
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 28, 2024 12:04 AM (PcTds)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 28, 2024 12:05 AM (mH6SG)
I know my music tastes keep going back and with country and rock. I’m firmly in plate the 1970s. Sure there was a lot great in the 80s like George Strait but as the years go by my tastes go back before my time.
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2024 12:06 AM (ThESq)
Posted by: mnw at November 28, 2024 12:06 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 28, 2024 12:06 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 28, 2024 12:08 AM (PcTds)
https://mol.im/a/14134485
Posted by: Ciampino - why not at November 28, 2024 12:08 AM (i0xsb)
It is not one of John Wayne's best movies, IMO.
Posted by: GWB at November 28, 2024 12:09 AM (GR9H0)
Posted by: Ciampino - what happens to old cows? at November 28, 2024 12:10 AM (i0xsb)
@CollinRugg
NEW: Mormon soft-swinging lesbians start feuding on social media after regretting their actions that led to the destruction of their marriages with their husbands.
These clowns won't drink coffee but will do this. Wild world we live in.
One Mormon soft swinger has come forward and said she is "ashamed" of her actions with another Mormon couple that led to their divorce.
The video stems from a May 2022 scandal where the TikTok group came forward and revealed that they were all having "soft swinging" parties with each other.
The scandal blew up and led to several divorces.
The moms say people shouldn't criticize them because "a lot of things happen in the church and a lot of sins are committed every single day."
https://tinyurl.com/yuh462fv
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 28, 2024 12:11 AM (TGPs7)
In two months, Trump has to do something about this, These people are modern day savages, and until someone starts clamping the bracelets on them. This will not stop. Last time around Trump people were harassed even in rural parts of Virginia, which is total bull crap. Someone has to change this from day one even before the border. We will be America again, even if they don’t want it to be the case.
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2024 12:12 AM (ThESq)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2024 12:12 AM (1m82a)
Posted by: azjaeger at November 28, 2024 12:13 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2024 12:13 AM (4aTF4)
Instead we be selebrating Diversity and having our Annulal Gay and Transgedoor Pride day parade.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at November 28, 2024 12:13 AM (A2iSa)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 28, 2024 12:13 AM (PcTds)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2024 12:14 AM (63Dwl)
Hillary Clinton is like Venereal Disease..........
"NEVER GOES AWAY"
Posted by: Franklin Stein at November 28, 2024 12:15 AM (lgj4s)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2024 12:15 AM (63Dwl)
Lived just down the street from Phil and Wendy Gramm when he was big news in the Senate and I was young and fairly stupid. Used to walk by and have pleasant chats with him (he would be doing yard work). Guess that was 1,000 years ago in a different culture.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2024 12:16 AM (1m82a)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2024 12:13 AM (4aTF4)
They closed their set with this one:
https://youtu.be/xH1X_PTYYu4
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2024 12:16 AM (WZmoj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2024 12:16 AM (4aTF4)
https://mol.im/a/14133639
Posted by: Ciampino
They are just lashing out because they know that having a history of openly supporting sadistic pedophiles who sexually mutilate children would result in their execution in a just society.
They earned what they fear.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 28, 2024 12:16 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Scarymary at November 28, 2024 12:17 AM (K1HkL)
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2024 12:17 AM (ThESq)
Posted by: Ciampino - another go woke, go broke at November 28, 2024 12:17 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2024 12:17 AM (WZmoj)
@CollinRugg
Triathlete Taylor Knibb asks camera man not to film her rear end because she “just sh*t myself” during the Dubai T100 World Championship.
“I just sh*t myself... so can you not get my a**? Thank you,” Knibb said during the race.
Knibb went on to win the race with a time of 3.29.17.
Very impressive!
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 28, 2024 12:18 AM (TGPs7)
The commander of the battery that sank the Blucher has a great line, reflecting that there were no comms with Oslo and he had to make the big decision himself (whether he actually said it I do not know): "either I'll be decorated, or court-martialed - open fire!".
Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2024 12:18 AM (1m82a)
Leadership matters. I am hopeful that having Trump back in office will help restore civil norms. The rot is so deep though that I think it will take a lot of work from all of us. I really don't know how much I can do, other than pray.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 28, 2024 12:19 AM (PcTds)
Our family used to know Phil Graham back at Texas A&M in the 70s. Sure, he wasn’t the wild and crazy guy like Trump, but Phil Graham was very respected, economist and senator. I recall when he ran for pres.
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2024 12:20 AM (ThESq)
Cackle........ Cackle....... Cackle...... Vlad !!!!
Posted by: Franklin Stein at November 28, 2024 12:20 AM (lgj4s)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Hope not. They're in serious financial trouble and announced the closing over 700 store and 4 distribution warehouses.
Posted by: buddhaha at November 28, 2024 12:21 AM (apXry)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2024 12:22 AM (4aTF4)
I’ve never seen zero hour, but I get 90% of the jokes from airplane.
You should see it. TCM had Zero Hour and Airplane! back to back one night. The character names are identical. The dialogue is identical. And Zero Hour was from 1957.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2024 12:23 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2024 12:23 AM (ThESq)
Her Symbian is solar powered?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 28, 2024 12:22 AM (4aTF4)
The militant wing is the Sybianese Liberation Army.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2024 12:23 AM (WZmoj)
Cackle........ Cackle....... Cackle...... Vlad !!!!
Posted by: Franklin Stein at November 28, 2024 12:20 AM (lgj4s)
And Vlad Putin, after decades of sobriety.... started drinking.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 28, 2024 12:24 AM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2024 12:24 AM (ThESq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 27, 2024 11:59 PM (63Dwl)
Neeeighghgghghgh!
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at November 28, 2024 12:24 AM (pIfcn)
@CollinRugg
Triathlete Taylor Knibb asks camera man not to film her rear end because she “just sh*t myself” during the Dubai T100 World Championship.
“I just sh*t myself... so can you not get my a**? Thank you,” Knibb said during the race.
Knibb went on to win the race with a time of 3.29.17.
Very impressive!
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 28, 2024 12:18 AM (TGPs7)
Hope springs eternal in Joe Biden's demented heart.
Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2024 12:25 AM (gKDq2)
https://mol.im/a/14129063
Posted by: Ciampino - Weirdly weird at November 28, 2024 12:25 AM (i0xsb)
Sounds like an easy $22mn for the DOGE to cut.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 28, 2024 12:25 AM (PcTds)
===
Even Freddy Mercury didn't have that.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 28, 2024 12:25 AM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2024 12:26 AM (ThESq)
Talk about trying to start WWII!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 28, 2024 12:27 AM (PcTds)
https://mol.im/a/14134485
Posted by: Ciampino -
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Texas Children's Hospital is associated with the Texas Medical Center, one of the largest in the world. Texas Medical Center is the locus point of children's mutilation. It is where the whistle blower called them out for breaking the new law forbidding these mutilations. It also has another associated lawsuit against it.
The Nexus of this is The Texas Medical Center. Dr. Hotez is the leading aspirant promoting the Covid Shot and under his tutelage the Methodist Hospital was the first hospital in the US to force Nurses and other employees to take the Covid shot. Also the lawsuit continues between the Methodist and Mary Tally Bowden on them revoking her privileges at the hospital.
There is a big nasty connection between US Govt bureaucrats, Insurance companies, the medical system and The Texas Medical Center specifically.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at November 28, 2024 12:28 AM (wD8nw)
Cackle........ Cackle....... Cackle...... Vlad !!!!
Posted by: Franklin Stein at November 28, 2024 12:20 AM (lgj4s)
Only Kammie could make Putin unburden himself from what has been. Hell, he might even kill hisself in a fit of stupefaction.
Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2024 12:28 AM (gKDq2)
But power lesbian made me think of a landscaping implement.
https://tinyurl.com/y7cw9mzm
Posted by: Scarymary at November 28, 2024 12:29 AM (K1HkL)
We're doing something we try to each Thanksgiving, inviting a service family to our family dinner. This year it's a family from our local Engineer Battalion (NG) so this time will make a dozen for dinner. It's the best way I can think of to show tangible appreciation.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at November 28, 2024 12:30 AM (hKoQL)
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2024 12:31 AM (ThESq)
Regularly astounds me. I had 3 tv stations, one newspaper, and only the books in the local library. Today's kids can literally access the entire history of the world at home for free complete with video. Yet they know WAY less than I did.
Posted by: azjaeger at November 28, 2024 12:31 AM (3/XaG)
For those of you that have done so, Bless You, for getting into your dress (Mess Formal) blue uniform and serving the troops Thanksgiving Dinner at the dining facility while on active duty. It meant a lot to me as a dumb private, and I did it as a Warrant Officer to pay it forward. Not every troop has a good home and family to go to for the holidays. They may not say so, but they appreciate the new family they got by proxy.
Keep the tradition going.
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 28, 2024 12:31 AM (MsrgL)
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Posted by: Quint
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Rush Limbaugh said that quite often.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at November 28, 2024 12:33 AM (wD8nw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2024 12:35 AM (63Dwl)
Yes, I agree. Criminals don't expect consequences anymore because there hasn't been consequences. It will be a necessary shock if behavior is going to change.
I think it was in the book, One Second After, that capital punishment was put in place for looting and the first to loot was just a kid but the consequence had to be delivered or the community would fall apart.
Children should learn actions have consequences while they *are* children but that hasn't happened for a few generations.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 28, 2024 12:36 AM (PcTds)
Posted by: barbarausa at November 28, 2024 12:40 AM (enw9G)
Interesting. A lot of corruption to be weeded out. Sounds like Texas is working on it.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 28, 2024 12:40 AM (PcTds)
Posted by: azjaeger at November 28, 2024 12:31 AM (3/XaG)
Thanks to tv, I knew way less than kids sixty years before me. No one I knew took or knew Greek, unless spoken at home, e.g., yet it was pretty standard teaching at the turn of the 20th Century. My Mom, at a public high school in the Appalachian boondocks in the 1930s, took Latin. It's crazy how standards drop and drop and drop. It's almost like someone in charge hates Western Civilization or something.
Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2024 12:40 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2024 12:41 AM (YoCnN)
154 Happy Thanksgiving Ace and all who participate in this little island of 'sanity' so to speak.
I am thankful for DJT and the resoluteness and resolve he's shown over the years. He's shown what it truly means to be a 'man- boss'.
I am very thankful to have found the HQ and consider this my internet home and all of you my internet friends.
Most importantly I thank the good Lord for my life, family and the good fortune I've experienced
Perhaps some of us will meet in person some day.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 27, 2024 12:29 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 28, 2024 12:41 AM (QGaXH)
Gotta tell you, I will not remember to do this 😉
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 28, 2024 12:42 AM (PcTds)
Good on you, sir. A blessing.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 28, 2024 12:44 AM (mH6SG)
well, no wonder it didn't thaw--entire body cavity is filled with a solid block of ice.
Posted by: barbarausa at November 28, 2024 12:44 AM (enw9G)
That is a lovely list of thankfulness.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 28, 2024 12:44 AM (PcTds)
Blessings abound, even when the pain is great.
https://youtu.be/xOgAmQvOUM0
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - all I have to give at November 28, 2024 12:45 AM (hsGeZ)
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2024 12:46 AM (ThESq)
Posted by: barbarausa at November 28, 2024 12:47 AM (enw9G)
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2024 12:47 AM (ThESq)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 28, 2024 12:48 AM (PcTds)
Posted by: barbarausa
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Ugh. Ice pick & cool, running water?
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2024 12:49 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 28, 2024 12:50 AM (PcTds)
Northwest Pacific orcas have started wearing salmon hats again, bringing back a bizarre trend first described in the 1980s, researchers say. Last month, scientists and whale watchers spotted orcas (Orcinus orca) in South Puget Sound and off Point No Point in Washington State swimming with dead fish on their heads.
Livescience.com
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 28, 2024 12:52 AM (TGPs7)
I’m just spitballing here. I have never been to a Mo meet or MOME, But it would seem to me it would be cool to do one on a Thanksgiving. Kind of a get-together with two meanings. I’m just throwing that out there as an idea.
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2024 12:52 AM (ThESq)
Interesting. A lot of corruption to be weeded out. Sounds like Texas is working on it.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
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Paxton is working on it but there is a lot of resistance.
Every doctor who does not come out against this travesty is as guilty as the perpetrators.
Posted by: Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others at November 28, 2024 12:52 AM (wD8nw)
Nobody got sick.
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2024 12:53 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2024 12:53 AM (ThESq)
Livescience.com
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 28, 2024 12:52 AM (TGPs7)
Must have been all out of pussy hats.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2024 12:53 AM (WZmoj)
Happy Thanksgiving to you all.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 28, 2024 12:55 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: barbarausa at November 28, 2024 12:55 AM (enw9G)
Always had a full house & great memories!
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2024 12:55 AM (YoCnN)
So many ways to go with turkey, but the best is probably brining, but then you have to do the stuffing outside of the turkey. But you can put that thing in the brain for a couple days easy. I love that turkey is a common national culinary challenge and still it is so difficult to do right. There are actually people that think a dry turkey. It’s the norm and that’s why you have all the different sauces, etc.. In the end, it’s about tradition not really about how well prepared the food is. In many ways, that is a real cool thing about us. For sure, Thanksgiving is not a competition for most.
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2024 12:57 AM (ThESq)
well, no wonder it didn't thaw--entire body cavity is filled with a solid block of ice.
Posted by: barbarausa at November 28, 2024 12:44 AM (enw9G)
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Standard Horde remedy: apply a hot iron.
Posted by: Ciampino - heat gun FTW at November 28, 2024 12:58 AM (i0xsb)
Can you prop the bird up, under the faucet so water runs into the cavity? Then, mix a beverage & let that water do the work, for a while anyway.
Jeez, I hope you're closer to West Coast than East, at this point....
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2024 12:59 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: barbarausa
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Ugh. Ice pick & cool, running water?
No. Use BOILING water, right outta the tea kettle.
Upend that bird in the sink, either neck or ass-up. Won't matter, either way.
Keep pouring in the boiling water. Every time the kettle is ready again, flip the bird and pour off the now tepid water.
Keep pouring the boiling water to it. In under an hour, you'll have defeated the ice block, and cleared the innards of the carcass.
NOW return to your ordinary, slower thawing process, if you still have time.
The MEAT will still be +90% frozen at this point, but at least the body cavity will be clear to let further thawing proceed.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2024 01:00 AM (Xo+UM)
1980
Van Halen: Women and Children First
Joan Jett: Bad Reputation
Judas Priest: British Steel
Iron Maiden: Iron Maiden
Ozzy: Blizzard of Ozz
Motorhead: Ace of Spades
AC/DC: Back in Black
Devo: Freedom of Choice
Bob Seger: Against the Wind
Some good shit
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 28, 2024 01:02 AM (KJ3hR)
Posted by: scampydog
A significant portion of the 70's best BB in the state Region 4, U-Hi, CV, Pasco and Richland. Trying to remember a mushroom cloud somewhere in Richland's uniforms but that's probably the dope remembering.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Ashli
Ah yes, back when schools used to have a sense of humor about their mascots and a sense of pride in the local industries.
Orofino ID, where they keep the state mental hospital, used to have the "Maniacs" as their mascot.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 28, 2024 01:06 AM (fZq3c)
Named Pete from what I remember, They took him to games on a leash.
Posted by: pawn at November 28, 2024 01:07 AM (QB+5g)
Posted by: barbarausa
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If you bought it by weight....
Posted by: buddhaha at November 28, 2024 01:08 AM (apXry)
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Musicology Critic . . . at November 28, 2024 01:09 AM (TX4bP)
Posted by: DBCooper at November 28, 2024 01:12 AM (y1Mvi)
My heart goes out to those cooks who *must* do so!
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2024 01:13 AM (YoCnN)
Northwest Pacific orcas have started wearing salmon hats again, bringing back a bizarre trend first described in the 1980s, researchers say. Last month, scientists and whale watchers spotted orcas (Orcinus orca) in South Puget Sound and off Point No Point in Washington State swimming with dead fish on their heads.
Livescience.com
Posted by: Mister Ghost
Orca's have gone Buffalo Bill? Wearing the flesh of their victims? Another grim milestone for the Biden Administration.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 28, 2024 01:13 AM (byWhc)
Last year, frozen, asked the butcher how many days, he told me, it happened.
This durn thing (now I know why it says "Do not open package until turkey is fully defrosted". I bet it's pretty impressive, and should probably include "open in sink") even says on the package that this poundage will thaw in fridge in 3-4 days for a 12-16 pounder.
No.
Hence my "I now hate pre-brined" fussing.
Our local market has one of those discount/earn points cards, and you can save your points for a Thanksgiving turkey, an Easter ham, etc, and the selections have been good so far (even including kosher turkeys).
this year has been so tough on so many, they ran out of the free/points selections a couple weeks ago, so this was an "all natural! no hormones or antibiotics! pre-brined!" substitution they provided.
Next year if that is the selection again, I won't have to worry about the freezer being too small for a bird; I'll just throw that sucker in the fridge two weeks before I want it!
Posted by: barbarausa at November 28, 2024 01:17 AM (enw9G)
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2024 01:19 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2024 01:19 AM (ThESq)
And to you, sir.
Point of order. Few years back, I bought some 168gr Match King .308 loads you had cooked up.
They produced CLOVERLEAF groups, from a 1960s, Winchester 88 lever action with pencil barrel, WORLD'S WORST 15 lb trigger, and old, mottled, Weaver K-4 fine wire scope!!!
Write to me with a quote for 60 rounds of such, if you still have the data?
Almost ALL my guns will be up for sale, and that one, I want to sell with a sample target, and enough rounds to make a "convert".
If "Game King" projectiles can be predicted to do the same, even better.
Reminds me of the Crossman 760 pump air rifle I had as a kid. 25 pumps max, but a Godzilla trigger at that.
And THAT damn air gun is what gave me competition grade trigger control. Go figure.
CAO flathead SAUTES to you, friend!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2024 01:20 AM (Xo+UM)
Orofino ID, where they keep the state mental hospital, used to have the "Maniacs" as their mascot.
Posted by: FeatherBlade
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Still is, or rather, now is. They got rid of the "Maniacs" in the 90's in a spate of political correctness, but after the hospital closed they re-adopted the name.
Posted by: buddhaha at November 28, 2024 01:20 AM (apXry)
Posted by: An Orca at November 28, 2024 01:21 AM (XeU6L)
I'm sure I won't be the only one.
So think of us folks out there that have proxy family and chat the place up a bit.
Posted by: pawn at November 28, 2024 01:21 AM (QB+5g)
It's marked under 15, and it was surprisingly heavy to lift into cart.
I may be 29, but I can carry 20 pounds at a time no sweat.
Posted by: barbarausa at November 28, 2024 01:21 AM (enw9G)
Posted by: barbarausa
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Yeah, but... Won't it spoil by then?
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2024 01:21 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 28, 2024 01:23 AM (63Dwl)
I used to wear an onion on my belt...
Posted by: Grampa Simpson at November 28, 2024 01:23 AM (uRu1z)
I say to each there is a season, Everyone is going through their own thing at their own time. What is unusual to one person becomes normal to another, Because that is reality. I had so many great Thanksgiving before and expect many great ones in the future. Tomorrow, I will have my fun, watch football and eat well. I will also be out there hustling to make a few bucks from others tired of Thanksgiving dinner.
You for sure, not alone in that many of the hoard will be alone on Thanksgiving. But we should all be thankful that Trump won and things are looking up. Where will I be next year? Where will any of us be? I personally am looking forward to tomorrow and I hope to make the best of it. Best wishes to you all the hoard who are alone and all the horde that are with family and friends.
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2024 01:28 AM (ThESq)
Lucky, this year a dear friend is cooking the dreaded turkey. I will assist, and bring side dishes, and help with cleanup after dinner. Hubby will... enjoy the meal and probably nap afterward. Hah! Then it's girl-talk time!
Will be back for tomorrow ONT, though. No family around any more.
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2024 01:30 AM (YoCnN)
The turkey has a better chance of being evenly done, and your guests will have a better chance of not getting food poisoning from lukewarm turkey juice-soaked bread.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 28, 2024 01:30 AM (uRu1z)
Anyway, victory! neck is out, and in crockpot. Cavity cleared of iceberg with steak knife that ultimately freed neck, and tomorrow it shall sit in the sink with water running through it to get the last.
Never pre-brined again!
Happy Thanksgiving, all!
Posted by: barbarausa at November 28, 2024 01:32 AM (enw9G)
And who wants food poisoning, anyway?
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2024 01:34 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2024 01:35 AM (YoCnN)
It will be cooked through, and won't be dry--butter under skin, wrapped in bacon, covered tight, and basted often.
Posted by: barbarausa at November 28, 2024 01:35 AM (enw9G)
Like I said above, That is what makes turkey so infuriating but also awesome, There are so many ways to do it, but the funny thing is their very few ways to do it right. I still say the idea of cutting the breasts off 30 minutes before the rest of the bird is done is the best way to have non-dry breasts. That isn’t the end, but it is a good way. I personally prefer the dark meat.
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2024 01:37 AM (ThESq)
Oregon State played Washington State for the Pac-2 championship last weekend.
Beavers vs Cougars
Posted by: Hal Dall at November 28, 2024 01:38 AM (KrKxR)
Ahh the flathead. I have a 660 going right now. I can sure send you some of the 168 no charge if you desire.
Posted by: DBCooper at November 28, 2024 01:38 AM (y1Mvi)
And it really wasn't bad at all.
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2024 01:43 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 28, 2024 01:45 AM (byWhc)
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2024 01:46 AM (ThESq)
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2024 01:48 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: DBCooper at November 28, 2024 01:38 AM (y1Mvi)
Send me an email, amigo. I'll pick up this thread with you, tomorrow.
Get you on the fone and tell you of this Win 88. It has a provenance.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2024 01:49 AM (Xo+UM)
Posted by: Quint
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Very well said, Quint!
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2024 01:49 AM (YoCnN)
Will do Holler later' Take care.
Posted by: DBCooper at November 28, 2024 01:52 AM (y1Mvi)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 28, 2024 02:19 AM (AXtX0)
Posted by: DBCooper at November 28, 2024 02:22 AM (y1Mvi)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 28, 2024 02:23 AM (AXtX0)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 28, 2024 02:25 AM (AXtX0)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at November 28, 2024 02:26 AM (vd6bO)
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2024 02:27 AM (YoCnN)
Flashback: Three years ago, Pope Anthony Fauci told Americans to exclude their unvaccinated relatives from Thanksgiving and Christmas gatherings.
Posted by: m at November 28, 2024 02:27 AM (VnUSN)
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2024 02:27 AM (YoCnN)
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Personally, I'm pining for the fjords.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 28, 2024 02:31 AM (T53xy)
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2024 02:31 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at November 28, 2024 02:32 AM (vd6bO)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 28, 2024 02:33 AM (Sgq8y)
Woop-de-fking-do.
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2024 02:34 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2024 02:36 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 28, 2024 02:36 AM (rJg7p)
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2024 02:37 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at November 28, 2024 02:37 AM (vd6bO)
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2024 02:39 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at November 28, 2024 02:39 AM (vd6bO)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 28, 2024 02:40 AM (vO42M)
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Hahaha!
That stoopid bint needs to just accept her situation and go away.
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2024 02:41 AM (YoCnN)
Kamala should make it to New Years.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 28, 2024 02:44 AM (vO42M)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at November 28, 2024 02:45 AM (vd6bO)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 28, 2024 02:50 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 28, 2024 02:51 AM (byWhc)
"You go into these small towns in Pennsylvania and, like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing's replaced them. And they fell through the Clinton administration, and the Bush administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not.
And it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy toward people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."
Posted by: m at November 28, 2024 02:53 AM (VnUSN)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 28, 2024 02:40 AM (vO42M)
LOL
Posted by: m at November 28, 2024 02:54 AM (VnUSN)
Posted by: Don in SoCo at November 28, 2024 02:45 AM (vd6bO)
Mayor? Alderman?
Posted by: m at November 28, 2024 02:55 AM (VnUSN)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Sorry it's been rough... Happy for you, that you still have your parents. (Missing mine like crazy lately)
Here's to better days!
*clinks glass*
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2024 02:57 AM (YoCnN)
Tried to play a music mp3, and it hung. Powered it off. I might still have the old Mint 18.1 install thumb drive. I could reinstall that, and set a new password.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2024 02:57 AM (WZmoj)
Now I am the old one at the table telling stories to the young'ens.
My kids were all baking today, singing their favorite Christmas songs together. Will be different next year as the youngest boy's voice is headed much lower!
Posted by: Don in SoCo at November 28, 2024 02:58 AM (vd6bO)
Posted by: JQ at November 28, 2024 02:58 AM (YoCnN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2024 02:57 AM (WZmoj)
I think nurse ratched would like a word with you.
464 Must have been all out of pussy hats.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I just can't wit you people.
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