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1 Breaking911 @Breaking911 12m
WOAH! Tom Homan warns mayors and governors: “Review Title 8 U.S.C. § 1324 - It’s a felony to harbor illegal aliens. Don’t cross that line.”

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 19, 2024 12:17 PM (hovnC)

2 first?

Posted by: bearski at November 19, 2024 12:18 PM (Bhsk7)

3 has anyone seen the recent autopsy review on deaths related to covid 19 innoculations?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 19, 2024 12:18 PM (D7oie)

4 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2024 12:18 PM (AYz4A)

5 darn

Posted by: bearski at November 19, 2024 12:18 PM (Bhsk7)

6 No Comment

Posted by: illiniwek at November 19, 2024 12:18 PM (Cus5s)

7 SPONGE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 19, 2024 12:19 PM (xcxpd)

8 LOL....retarded psychopaths....that's good.

And true.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 19, 2024 12:19 PM (xcxpd)

9 I take offense at the "classical liberals" being placed on the "left".

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at November 19, 2024 12:19 PM (3qHYi)

10 Mmmmmmmmmm pie...................charts

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 19, 2024 12:20 PM (Oq/TM)

11 I am enjoying the pie,
charts

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2024 12:20 PM (AYz4A)

12 Pie charts are cool, but pale in comparison to Venn diagrams.

Posted by: The Veep at November 19, 2024 12:20 PM (nS6qG)

13 Here is a long, but very good article by Clay Travis on the demonization of young men, and how they came out fighting for Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/5n7mv347

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 19, 2024 12:20 PM (CIS44)

14 "Let me show you something that will make you feel young." - Dr. Carol Marcus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgOZFny7F50

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2024 12:20 PM (iU/IZ)

15 You know what I like about The View? They think in bumperstickers and preach the incontrovertible revealed truth out of a bible that is actually a 3-ring binder that is updated twice daily

Posted by: Kindltot at November 19, 2024 12:20 PM (D7oie)

16 It is lunch time

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2024 12:20 PM (AYz4A)

17 WOAH! Tom Homan warns mayors and governors: “Review Title 8 U.S.C. § 1324 - It’s a felony to harbor illegal aliens. Don’t cross that line.”

I like this guy...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at November 19, 2024 12:20 PM (luW68)

18 But where are the Venn Diagrams?!?!?
- That Other Bitch Who Will Never Become POTUS

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at November 19, 2024 12:20 PM (aYubz)

19 Bluesky is the gift that keeps on giving...


Rachel Vindman
‪@natsechobbyist.bsky.social‬

Nancy Mace is vile and completely devoid of class.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 19, 2024 12:20 PM (TGPs7)

20 Phoney hack actual leak of Gaetz accusers' attorneys IMHO...

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
JUST IN: An unidentified hacker has gained access to a computer file shared in a secure link among lawyers whose clients have given damaging testimony related to Matt Gaetz, the former Florida congressman who is President-elect Trump’s choice to be attorney general - NYT

Red Alert Florida @RedAlertFlorida 1h Replying to @TheInsiderPaper
Did someone actually hack these files or did a Democrat leak it?

Imagine Gaetz getting confirmed and then finding out who the leaker is. Prison.ddad’on’tequila @TequilaDdad 1h
Seems like an odd thing for a hacker to want to do.

Woke up, bought some red bulls and skittles, watched some ren and stimpy, decided to hack into a “secure” link and see what dirt lawyers got on Matt Gaetz…

Thomad Lund @LundThomad 1h
WOW, amazing timing. Was it a deep state hacker?

Lisak637 @LisaKim637 1h
It was leaked not hacked. Gaetz will be AG. He’s innocent.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 19, 2024 12:20 PM (hovnC)

21 I hereby declare that I am an illegal alien and that I am ready to be sent back to my home country of Butfukia.

Posted by: P Diddy at November 19, 2024 12:20 PM (w5zHT)

22 Wait, is that Hoemath?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 19, 2024 12:20 PM (AAvt3)

23 Afternoon Ace. I can see Kamala looking at this thinking " there's got to be a third circle where they intersect, you know a Venn diagram"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 19, 2024 12:20 PM (/y7Fe)

24 Breaking911 @Breaking911 12m
WOAH! Tom Homan warns mayors and governors: “Review Title 8 U.S.C. § 1324 - It’s a felony to harbor illegal aliens. Don’t cross that line.”

Interesting. Now EFFING do it. Talk and negotiations are over.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at November 19, 2024 12:21 PM (ohOaC)

25 What's Kamala "Queen of the Venn Diagrams" say about all that?

They do seem to check out though.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 19, 2024 12:21 PM (Q4IgG)

26 Breaking911 @Breaking911 12h
BREAKING: FEMA worker who was fired for instructing members to skip hurricane victims’ homes if they had pro-Trump signs says she was instructed to avoid certain communities that were labeled “political hostile territory” by the Biden administration

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 19, 2024 12:21 PM (hovnC)

27 Read and re-read that name until you appreciate the wisdom of it BTW

hoe
math

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 19, 2024 12:22 PM (AAvt3)

28 Nancy Mace is at the top right corner of the crazy/hot chart and I'm there for her.

Posted by: Candidus at November 19, 2024 12:22 PM (hH5FF)

29 Pie charts are cool, but pale in comparison to Venn diagrams.
Posted by: The Veep

No love for Gantt charts?

Posted by: Bulg at November 19, 2024 12:22 PM (v6JzV)

30 “Review Title 8 U.S.C. § 1324 - It’s a felony to harbor illegal aliens. Don’t cross that line.”

Sign outside says "Sanctuary City" so nyah

Posted by: retarded psychopaths at November 19, 2024 12:22 PM (NGHTx)

31 MSM is claiming the economy will be wrecked and we will starve to death if we deport all the illegals Biden invited in.

Then how did we manage to get by just 4 year ago before Biden's invasion?

Posted by: Ripley at November 19, 2024 12:22 PM (GUOwU)

32 17 WOAH! Tom Homan warns mayors and governors: “Review Title 8 U.S.C. § 1324 - It’s a felony to harbor illegal aliens. Don’t cross that line.”

I like this guy...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at November 19, 2024 12:20 PM (luW6

34 felonies. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Posted by: Lefties everywhere at November 19, 2024 12:22 PM (OA79/)

33 If you're not following "Libs Of Bluesky" on X, you are missing out on hilarity.

Now that the Libs have found their safe, walled, garden, they have become increasingly deranged, and, of course, are starting to tear each other apart.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 19, 2024 12:22 PM (uxCna)

34 It was Jerry Rivers who vaulted to fame by doing "investigative reporting" on the institutionalization of retarded psychopaths. We are weaker as a nation as a result.

Posted by: Back To You, Roger Grimsby at November 19, 2024 12:22 PM (nS6qG)

35 Breaking911 @Breaking911 12m
WOAH! Tom Homan warns mayors and governors: “Review Title 8 U.S.C. § 1324 - It’s a felony to harbor illegal aliens. Don’t cross that line.”
Posted by: andycanuck



It moved.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 19, 2024 12:22 PM (3t4sN)

36 that messed up kid from Delaware is insisted his woman-face entitles him to use the congressional ladies room

Reo Mace said no dice

Delaware is a sad joke

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 19, 2024 12:22 PM (s3qiR)

37 I saw Retarded Psychopaths open for Insane Clown Posse at Deer Creek Music Center in 1995

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 19, 2024 12:22 PM (4XwPj)

38 3 has anyone seen the recent autopsy review on deaths related to covid 19 innoculations?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 19, 2024 12:18 PM (D7oie)

Yes ...

Posted by: browndog is waiting for the tribunals at November 19, 2024 12:22 PM (TTAGa)

39 rep mace! sorry still left hand only

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 19, 2024 12:23 PM (s3qiR)

40 Pretty sure "hand-out seeking minorities" is a big piece of "the Left" pie that's missing. They're not psycho's. Lazy, self-interested, brain-washed maybe... But not psycho...

Posted by: bearski at November 19, 2024 12:23 PM (Bhsk7)

41 Good afternoon
I am surprised that Ukraine firing a nuclear capable missile into Russia at the behest of our senile befuddled old "President" is not he number one story. You would think that the possibility of nuclear war would be concerning.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 19, 2024 12:23 PM (t/2Uw)

42 Jennifer Rubin is unhappy. No word yet on when she'll resign from WaPo in the way she praised others for doing at the LA Times.

MSNBC contributor Jennifer Rubin is encouraging a boycott of "Morning Joe" after its hosts revealed they had a meeting with President-elect Donald Trump.

"Morning Joe" co-hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski, two of Trump's fiercest critics, shocked the nation on Monday by disclosing their visit to Mar-a-Lago on Friday, suggesting that reviving communications and extending an olive branch was the best path forward following Trump's historic election victory.

"Disgusting," Rubin reacted to the meeting on the social media platform Bluesky.


https://is.gd/gwXwLT

Posted by: Archimedes at November 19, 2024 12:23 PM (xCA6C)

43 14 "Let me show you something that will make you feel young." - Dr. Carol Marcus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgOZFny7F50
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2024 12:20 PM (iU/IZ)

Is it young, hot Carol Marcus in a bikini?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 19, 2024 12:23 PM (xcxpd)

44
EVERYONE EVERYONE, right-click on the image and Open Image In New Tab. It's hilarious.

I'm in the purple piece of the pie on the right.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 19, 2024 12:23 PM (efxF3)

45 R A W S G L 🌎 B A L @RawsGlobal 8m
🚨#HAITI: Police and civilian self-defense groups killed 28 gang members in the Haitian capital Port-au-Prince in an overnight operation, authorities said Tuesday, as the government seeks to regain some control of the city. - AFP
===
Can Homan fly them to the U.S. to help with Tren de Arugula "evictions"???

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 19, 2024 12:23 PM (hovnC)

46 17 WOAH! Tom Homan warns mayors and governors: “Review Title 8 U.S.C. § 1324 - It’s a felony to harbor illegal aliens. Don’t cross that line.”

I like this guy...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at November 19, 2024 12:20 PM (luW6

Let's charge them wit a felony for each foreign citizen they harbor. I hear that's a thing.

Might get bigger than 34, just sayin.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at November 19, 2024 12:23 PM (OA79/)

47 "Woke up, bought some red bulls and skittles, watched some ren and stimpy, decided to hack into a “secure” link and see what dirt lawyers got on Matt Gaetz…"

Described my morning right up until the hacking part.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 19, 2024 12:23 PM (VGRuw)

48 rep mace! sorry still left hand only

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 19, 2024 12:23 PM (s3qiR)

That means something totally different for girls, doesn't it?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at November 19, 2024 12:23 PM (aYubz)

49 37 I saw Retarded Psychopaths open for Insane Clown Posse at Deer Creek Music Center in 1995
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 19, 2024 12:22 PM (4XwPj)

snort

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 19, 2024 12:24 PM (xcxpd)

50 Love the colors, but where are the little ducks and happy trees …

Posted by: Adriane the Fruit Pie Chart of the Month Club Critic . . . at November 19, 2024 12:24 PM (TX4bP)

51

The Homanator

He cannot be reasoned with, bargained with. He feels no empathy, no pain.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2024 12:24 PM (mC9BW)

52 Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 19, 2024 12:17 PM (hovnC)


Hnnng

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 19, 2024 12:24 PM (eZwyX)

53 I am surprised that Ukraine firing a nuclear capable missile into Russia at the behest of our senile befuddled old "President" is not he number one story. You would think that the possibility of nuclear war would be concerning.

I'm going to go out with a BANG!

Posted by: Senile Joe! at November 19, 2024 12:24 PM (uxCna)

54 That pie chart is great - I definitely identify with "autodidactic philosophers who have found the source code of reality and must translate it for the masses before it is too late."

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2024 12:24 PM (wyMQY)

55 It was Jerry Rivers who vaulted to fame by doing "investigative reporting" on the institutionalization of retarded psychopaths. We are weaker as a nation as a result.
Posted by: Back To You, Roger Grimsby at November 19, 2024 12:22 PM (nS6qG)

Jerry's a dumbass....

Posted by: Al Capone's Vaults at November 19, 2024 12:24 PM (ohOaC)

56 MSM is claiming the economy will be wrecked and we will starve to death if we deport all the illegals Biden invited in.

If they're a net economic plus, then there should be no need to spend any tax dollars on them, right?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 19, 2024 12:24 PM (xCA6C)

57 The neocon scum are working the world toward WWIII.

They are pushing it before Trump takes office.

The evil is real.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 19, 2024 12:24 PM (jyAD3)

58 Hurrah for autodidacticism!

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at November 19, 2024 12:25 PM (0I+GC)

59 Well, DE really elects some winners, don't they ? Years of crooked creep Joe Biden and now some man who is trying to pass himself as a woman. And yes, NJ has had and does have some horrible reps.So far as I know we haven't yet elected uany transgenders to Congress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2024 12:25 PM (2Gpua)

60 There is the occasional right-wing retarded psychopath...

Posted by: sven at November 19, 2024 12:25 PM (X0I7i)

61 Grifting class on both sides of the aisle would make this a Venn Diagram.

Posted by: Orson at November 19, 2024 12:25 PM (dIske)

62 Chinese copycats...

R A W S G L 🌎 B A L @RawsGlobal 14h
🚨#BREAKING: Several people injured after vehicle crashes into people at primary school in Changde, China.
📌#Changde | #China
Footage on scene indicates the driver was apprehended by the crowd. More information as it becomes available.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 19, 2024 12:25 PM (hovnC)

63 has anyone seen the recent autopsy review on deaths related to covid 19 innoculations?
Posted by: Kindltot
-

no, link please if you can, or just a title or name

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 19, 2024 12:25 PM (AAvt3)

64 That means something totally different for girls, doesn't it?


lol I broke my wrist

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 19, 2024 12:25 PM (s3qiR)

65 Nancy Mace is vile and completely devoid of class.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 19, 2024 12:20 PM (TGPs7)


So you're saying I have a chance ...

Posted by: spindrift at November 19, 2024 12:25 PM (OguvZ)

66 That means something totally different for girls, doesn't it?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at November 19, 2024 12:23 PM (aYubz)

I would imagine they could do "The Stranger" too

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 19, 2024 12:25 PM (CIS44)

67 I saw Autodidactic Philosophers open for Dream Theatre at the Tons of Rock festival in '14.

Posted by: brak at November 19, 2024 12:25 PM (NGHTx)

68 39 rep mace! sorry still left hand only
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 19, 2024 12:23 PM (s3qiR)

... ahhh, using the "stranger"

Posted by: browndog knows all the tricks at November 19, 2024 12:26 PM (TTAGa)

69 I'm an Autodidact Philosopher like most here?

I'LL TAKE IT!

Posted by: ShainS -- Dems Haven't Been This Angry Since We Took Their Slaves Away! at November 19, 2024 12:26 PM (9OHzb)

70 I take offense at the "classical liberals" being placed on the "left".
-------
I think it's meant in a "useful idiots" way, Kevin.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 19, 2024 12:26 PM (hovnC)

71 Open Thread? Ace must be with Trump, being interviewed for the Secretary of the Department of Bat, Otter, Cat, and Dog Videos and On-line Cruelty to Leftists. Yay!

Posted by: Gref at November 19, 2024 12:26 PM (aBgBM)

72 Posted by: browndog is waiting for the tribunals at November 19, 2024 12:22 PM (TTAGa)

What’s happening?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 19, 2024 12:26 PM (eZwyX)

73 Nancy Mace is at the top right corner of the crazy/hot chart and I'm there for her.
Posted by: Candidus at November 19, 2024 12:22 PM (hH5FF)


I'm sorry, Nancy Mace is a 6.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 19, 2024 12:26 PM (ExV1e)

74 Retarded Psychopaths >>> Psychopathic Retards

YES OR NO?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 19, 2024 12:27 PM (wtvvX)

75 Pie charts? Where are my Venn diagrams?

Posted by: Kamala at November 19, 2024 12:27 PM (tT6L1)

76 I am surprised that Ukraine firing a nuclear capable missile into Russia at the behest of our senile befuddled old "President" is not he number one story. You would think that the possibility of nuclear war would be concerning.

The one thing that may save us is that Putin knows perfectly well that the Deep State is trying to drag us into a US-Russia war to screw over Trump as he enters office.

That doesn't mean that Putin won't retaliate in some fashion, however.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 19, 2024 12:27 PM (uxCna)

77 Hey, is Kamala's bender still going on.

That bitch can party!

Posted by: Stateless at November 19, 2024 12:27 PM (jvJvP)

78 Posted by: browndog knows all the tricks at November 19, 2024 12:26 PM (TTAGa)

Lmfaoooooo

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 19, 2024 12:27 PM (eZwyX)

79 rep mace! sorry still left hand only

Posted by: BlackOrchid

That means something totally different for girls, doesn't it?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider


Yeah. Totally blew up a slow softball pitch I had wound up.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 19, 2024 12:27 PM (3t4sN)

80 Matt Gaetz is unfit to be Attorney General of these here United States.
His sexual peccadillos should not go unpunished.

Posted by: Bill Clinton, US Rapist In Chief at November 19, 2024 12:27 PM (5MA0f)

81 Starship test flight at 5PM EST today. Trump expected to attend.

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at November 19, 2024 12:27 PM (V6W16)

82 lol I broke my wrist
Posted by: BlackOrchid


Did you run out of Bactine? That makes everything better.

Posted by: Bulg at November 19, 2024 12:27 PM (v6JzV)

83 we are told - krugman wrote this is the ny times last week and i wrote it here the same day - if we deport all the illegals prices will go up.

and as i said last week, why didn't prices go down after we let in all the illegals?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 19, 2024 12:27 PM (CWTWj)

84
OH,

and I listened to Ruy Texeira and Jon Stewart having an "honest," "soul-searching" conversation about why the Dems lost, and, yeah. Dems are going to stay in the wilderness for another couple of generations. They're literally ignorant, don't even know things that are happening in the news, clinging to myths and hoaxes. Gonna be a while before we have a Loyal Opposition.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 19, 2024 12:27 PM (efxF3)

85 Nice chart
Reminds me of the days before Harvard Graphics.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2024 12:28 PM (W/lyH)

86 The day of Trump's inauguration Putin levels Kiev. Kaboom. Gone.

Does anyone care?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 19, 2024 12:28 PM (AAvt3)

87 Got your source code right here.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 19, 2024 12:28 PM (bFM6Y)

88 Open Thread? Ace must be with Trump, being interviewed for the Secretary of the Department of Bat, Otter, Cat, and Dog Videos and On-line Cruelty to Leftists. Yay!
Posted by: Gref at November 19, 2024 12:26 PM (aBgBM)

You forgot Shelving!

Posted by: IKEA at November 19, 2024 12:28 PM (ohOaC)

89 'Retarded psychopaths' flows a bit better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 19, 2024 12:28 PM (JQfE3)

90 WOAH! Tom Homan warns mayors and governors: “Review Title 8 U.S.C. § 1324 - It’s a felony to harbor illegal aliens. Don’t cross that line.”

I like this guy...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at November 19, 2024 12:20 PM (luW6

Now, carry through with it, commencing January 20. Throw the fuckers in PMITA prison while they await trial.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2024 12:28 PM (l7xUs)

91 Good afternoon
I am surprised that Ukraine firing a nuclear capable missile into Russia at the behest of our senile befuddled old "President" is not he number one story. You would think that the possibility of nuclear war would be concerning.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 19, 2024 12:23 PM (t/2Uw)


Russia/Ukraine was the topic of the Rant thread.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 19, 2024 12:28 PM (ExV1e)

92 Ace has been tapped by Trump to run the Department of Fucking with Leftard minds.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 19, 2024 12:28 PM (pohLc)

93 I missed Mike Huckabee as embassador to Israel

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2024 12:28 PM (AYz4A)

94 I am surprised that Ukraine firing a nuclear capable missile into Russia at the behest of our senile befuddled old "President" is not he number one story. You would think that the possibility of nuclear war would be concerning.

The one thing that may save us is that Putin knows perfectly well that the Deep State is trying to drag us into a US-Russia war to screw over Trump as he enters office.

That doesn't mean that Putin won't retaliate in some fashion, however.
Posted by: The ARC of History!



Pop a ground based dirty bomb and deny Ukraine a buffer zone.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 19, 2024 12:28 PM (3t4sN)

95 1) arrest all criminals and deport them.

2) Offer a free plane ticket and $1000 to every otherwise law-abiding illegal who volunteers to leave. If they go voluntarily, agreeing not to become part of any law suit filed by scummy NGO's, we collect biometric markers, pay them, vet them, and they get put in a high priority group for future legal readmission.

3) Everyone who ignores the above offer and rolls the dice is subject to arrest and immediate deportation, with all future immigration hearings to be conducted via zoom from their home county. When we get around to it. Someday.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2024 12:29 PM (oiPXm)

96 Posted by: Seems Legit at November 19, 2024 12:24 PM (jyAD3)

It’s the only play the globalist deep state NWO people have left.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 19, 2024 12:29 PM (eZwyX)

97 "Did you run out of Bactine? That makes everything better."

For external use only, darnit.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at November 19, 2024 12:29 PM (0I+GC)

98 Now, carry through with it, commencing January 20. Throw the fuckers in PMITA prison while they await trial.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

=

Release all J6 prisoners and put the governors in their cells without changing the sheets.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 19, 2024 12:29 PM (AAvt3)

99 Libs of TikTok trolls tranny:

https://tinyurl.com/yfhv259c

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 19, 2024 12:29 PM (SRx3B)

100 Was curious about Russian economic outlook after the last post, so I dodged a few pro-Ukrainian articles for this one. Not sure how full of crap this guy is, but anyways:

https://tinyurl.com/yc8rrdxe

Not looking good probably, which might force Russia’s hand to do something before the long term effects of total war start to be felt. And if my guess about Russians is right, their economy is probably already being exaggerated to some degree anyways.

Posted by: H at November 19, 2024 12:29 PM (4N/0w)

101 re 60: am not

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 19, 2024 12:29 PM (CWTWj)

102 86 The day of Trump's inauguration Putin levels Kiev. Kaboom. Gone.

Does anyone care?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 19, 2024 12:28 PM (AAvt3)

Yes?

Now, if Russia nukes Washington DC the day before the inauguration....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 19, 2024 12:30 PM (xcxpd)

103 Lol all the responses to Orchid's one-handed comment.

Sorry for hijacking (or is it hi-jilling) the thread!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at November 19, 2024 12:30 PM (aYubz)

104 R A W S G L 🌎 B A L @RawsGlobal 14h
🚨#BREAKING: Several people injured after vehicle crashes into people at primary school in Changde, China.
📌#Changde | #China
Footage on scene indicates the driver was apprehended by the crowd. More information as it becomes available.


There have been a number of such incidents recently, both inside of China, and internationally. Chinese society is starting to crack. I like the explanation of the guy at the link, who lived in China.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s1VxMAsvJ0

Posted by: Archimedes at November 19, 2024 12:30 PM (xCA6C)

105
Didn't France arrest a real journalist a few months ago, or something like that?

Now they're trying put LePen in jail so she can't be involved in the next election?

Brazil did that to Bolsonaro, btw. As punishment for questioning the election they stole from him, he was forbidden to participate in politics for 5 years.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2024 12:30 PM (mC9BW)

106 84
OH,

and I listened to Ruy Texeira and Jon Stewart having an "honest," "soul-searching" conversation about why the Dems lost, and, yeah. Dems are going to stay in the wilderness for another couple of generations. They're literally ignorant, don't even know things that are happening in the news, clinging to myths and hoaxes. Gonna be a while before we have a Loyal Opposition.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 19, 2024 12:27 PM (efxF3)

Lemme guess didn't go far enough left and weren't shrill enough about Trump being litlery Hitler. And Republicans are too stoopid to vote their own interests.

Did I miss anything?

Posted by: President Richard Punch at November 19, 2024 12:30 PM (OA79/)

107 And if my guess about Russians is right, their economy is probably already being exaggerated to some degree anyways.

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Man, imagine a nation doing that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 19, 2024 12:30 PM (AAvt3)

108 "Retarded psychopaths" - like the evil space retards from that one episode of Star Trek Next Gen.

Posted by: Josephistan at November 19, 2024 12:30 PM (y9ksN)

109 I prefer the honor of being simple country folks in the pie chart above.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2024 12:30 PM (ctrM5)

110 The day of Trump's inauguration Putin levels Kiev. Kaboom. Gone.

Putin bombs Kiev with the Blog's favorite breakfast cereal?

Posted by: Bulg at November 19, 2024 12:31 PM (v6JzV)

111 It seems as though the Junta is determined to prove PDT was right when he said nuclear warming was much more of a threat than so-called global warming.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 19, 2024 12:31 PM (tT6L1)

112 117. Mayorkas is shipping them here ...how many counts?

Posted by: Enough BS at November 19, 2024 12:31 PM (2NXcZ)

113 > Breaking911 @Breaking911 12m
WOAH! Tom Homan warns mayors and governors: “Review Title 8 U.S.C. § 1324 - It’s a felony to harbor illegal aliens. Don’t cross that line.”
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I alluded to the need to go after the illegal enablers too. The mayors, governors AND the NGO's, lawyers, social workers, etc. that provide support to the illegals need to go to prison too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 19, 2024 12:31 PM (Q4IgG)

114 92 Ace has been tapped by Trump to run the Department of Fucking with Leftard minds.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 19, 2024 12:28 PM (pohLc)

Endorsed. Get that man a grant!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 19, 2024 12:31 PM (xcxpd)

115 I prefer the honor of being simple country folks in the pie chart above.
Posted by: whig

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(waves at whig and his family as he passes by in an unknown car while I'm mowing my lawn)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 19, 2024 12:31 PM (AAvt3)

116 There have been a number of such incidents recently, both inside of China, and internationally. Chinese society is starting to crack. I like the explanation of the guy at the link, who lived in China.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s1VxMAsvJ0
Posted by: Archimedes
=======
I think modern society is cracking at the seams due to its internal contradictions.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2024 12:32 PM (ctrM5)

117 lol libs of TikTok!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 19, 2024 12:32 PM (s3qiR)

118 Breaking911 @Breaking911 12h
BREAKING: FEMA worker who was fired for instructing members to skip hurricane victims’ homes if they had pro-Trump signs says she was instructed to avoid certain communities that were labeled “political hostile territory” by the Biden administration
Posted by: andycanuck

She was only following orders.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 19, 2024 12:32 PM (sfDnS)

119 The illegal invasion is being used to hide child sex trafficking.

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 19, 2024 12:32 PM (tT6L1)

120 Say, Pelosi's niece has a cushy job, doesn't she!

https://tinyurl.com/4ycbpuyz

Yeh. Yeh. Elon's already on it:

https://tinyurl.com/4zjsjvwj

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 19, 2024 12:32 PM (SRx3B)

121 It's hilarious to watch Rubin and the others freak out about Morning Joe - they threaten that he'll lose his audience, but they forget that their entire channel already lost their audience.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2024 12:32 PM (wyMQY)

122 Daytime friends and left hand lovers
I hope the day I discover my heart
lookin for love

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 19, 2024 12:32 PM (NtVYv)

123 109 I prefer the honor of being simple country folks in the pie chart above.
Posted by: whig at November 19, 2024 12:30 PM (ctrM5)

it's not as funny, but I agree

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 19, 2024 12:32 PM (xcxpd)

124 I saw some stupid show on Amazon the other day.
Some CIA gal that had to steal something from the CIA to save her husband.
It was so forgettable, I can't remember the name.

But the big plot point was, the mcguffin she had to steal was some sort of internet virus that would shut off the internet to any country. Which would, something, something, crash the country's economy.

And I'm like "that's real retarded sir." It wasn't even 20 years ago we had a world without constant internet connected to everything.
And we got along just fine without.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 19, 2024 12:32 PM (kPo9j)

125 108 "Retarded psychopaths" - like the evil space retards from that one episode of Star Trek Next Gen.
Posted by: Josephistan at November 19, 2024 12:30 PM (y9ksN)


Heyyyyyy our mothers said we're special.

Posted by: The packleds at November 19, 2024 12:33 PM (OA79/)

126 Russia/Ukraine was the topic of the Rant thread.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic

I expect the Horde to be on top of topics likethis but even on X, it is not the main topic of conversation. Can you imagine if a Republican admin did this? WW3 would be blasted all over the news with stories about unilateral action without consent of congress. But, nothing. Except maybe a fewe people telling Putin to please be patient.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 19, 2024 12:33 PM (t/2Uw)

127 This is a thing of beauty. It's perfect.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at November 19, 2024 12:33 PM (xaNfJ)

128 108 "Retarded psychopaths" - like the evil space retards from that one episode of Star Trek Next Gen.
Posted by: Josephistan at November 19, 2024 12:30 PM (y9ksN)

Packleds, I think. 'We need things to make us go!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 19, 2024 12:33 PM (JQfE3)

129
If Democrats won in 2024, "exiling" their political enemies would be accepted practice.

Has the USA ever done that? Exile someone? No, right? That's a backwards Shithole nation thing to do.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2024 12:33 PM (mC9BW)

130 I notice the MSM is avoiding any stories on the fake PAC's that were set up to scam democrats out of their money. Apparently, it was much bigger than they let on, because they are avoiding talking about it. Democrats were getting text messages and donation requests for Harris. They'd send the cash, but it was a scam.

The Nigerian Prince is jealous.

Posted by: Orson at November 19, 2024 12:33 PM (dIske)

131
If only those were Venn diagrams! Then I'd sound sooper intelligent!

-- Red "Bemember Me?" Kammie

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2024 12:33 PM (xG4kz)

132 58 Hurrah for autodidacticism!
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at November 19, 2024 12:25 PM (0I+GC)

Just remember to loosen the noose around your neck before you pass out.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 19, 2024 12:33 PM (VGRuw)

133 Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 19, 2024 12:29 PM (eZwyX)

I responded to your late question in the previous thread @438.

https://is.gd/TZ5sXN

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 19, 2024 12:33 PM (ExV1e)

134 Some CIA gal

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You can change the channel at that moment.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 19, 2024 12:33 PM (AAvt3)

135 I'm a manual didactic. More fun to drive.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2024 12:33 PM (LkLld)

136 >>> 1 Breaking911 @Breaking911 12m
WOAH! Tom Homan warns mayors and governors: “Review Title 8 U.S.C. § 1324 - It’s a felony to harbor illegal aliens. Don’t cross that line.”
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 19, 2024 12:17 PM (hovnC)

Can we vote for who should be arrested first? How about the mayor of Springfield OH?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 19, 2024 12:34 PM (KcwUg)

137 by the way, twitchy reports that 48 percent of dems in a survey want kalama to be the nominee in 2028. maybe she'll be better positioned to succeed, if you get the double meaning

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 19, 2024 12:34 PM (CWTWj)

138 100 Was curious about Russian economic outlook after the last post, so I dodged a few pro-Ukrainian articles for this one. Not sure how full of crap this guy is, but anyways:

https://tinyurl.com/yc8rrdxe

Not looking good probably, which might force Russia’s hand to do something before the long term effects of total war start to be felt. And if my guess about Russians is right, their economy is probably already being exaggerated to some degree anyways.

Posted by: H at November 19, 2024 12:29 PM (4N/0w)

"Russia's economy surprise with growth", but surely things will turn south for them! This narrative has been going on for a couple years at this point.

They just aren't trade dependent in the way people imagine them to be. They are the provider for capital equipment for many nearby countries. They are exporters of many less advanced goods.

Over the long run, capital equipment is what pushes you forward. You get better capital equipment by technological development. Yes, they're not as advanced as the US, but moving forward is still moving forward.

They'd only have issues if they had to go from using US equipment to building their own.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at November 19, 2024 12:34 PM (eYoxG)

139 Ace should have been on the old Red Green show as "Bob, Master of Shelving."

Remember the big hit, Ace was in during the 60s: It Takes A Shelf?

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 19, 2024 12:34 PM (TGPs7)

140 I saw some stupid show on Amazon the other day.
Some CIA gal that had to steal something from the CIA to save her husband.
It was so forgettable, I can't remember the name.

But the big plot point was, the mcguffin she had to steal was some sort of internet virus that would shut off the internet to any country. Which would, something, something, crash the country's economy.

And I'm like "that's real retarded sir." It wasn't even 20 years ago we had a world without constant internet connected to everything.
And we got along just fine without.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 19, 2024 12:32 PM (kPo9j)

Citadel? If so, that was one of the most expensive shows ever produced.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 19, 2024 12:34 PM (CIS44)

141 Simple Country Folk > Complicated Metropolitans

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at November 19, 2024 12:34 PM (0I+GC)

142 I belong to the "right" pie chart, but my position is a tiny circle in the middle that covers every slice.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 19, 2024 12:34 PM (pZ0Mr)

143 BREAKING: Several people injured after vehicle crashes into people at primary school in Changde, China.
📌#Changde | #China
Footage on scene indicates the driver was apprehended by the crowd. More information as it becomes available.

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He got the car from Indiana!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 19, 2024 12:34 PM (sfDnS)

144 rep mace! sorry still left hand only
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 19, 2024 12:23 PM (s3qiR)

so, we're not doing phrasing are we....?

and i'll be in my bunk...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 19, 2024 12:34 PM (nXhwP)

145 Late to the Art Thread (will try to repost it there tomorrow) -- but funny AI-generated "1721 painting" and troll by the "artist" known as (German translation of) "Deez Nuts:"

HustleBitch
@HustleBitch_

How the hell did this 1721 painting by Deitz Nuützen predict the Trump-Elon-RFK McDonald's in-flight dinner???

https://is.gd/E5Ua4F

Posted by: ShainS -- Dems Haven't Been This Angry Since We Took Their Slaves Away! at November 19, 2024 12:34 PM (tZwOA)

146
The Dims are continuing to carpet bomb my email with requests for $$$.

The difference now is $5 won't cut it -- they are asking for $50 instead.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2024 12:34 PM (xG4kz)

147 "Yeh. Yeh. Elon's already on it:

https://tinyurl.com/4zjsjvwj

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs"


WTF does a Director of Climate Diversification do? Is the weather too white and male?

Posted by: Ripley at November 19, 2024 12:35 PM (GUOwU)

148 What’s happening?
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 19, 2024 12:26 PM (eZwyX)

There are, or have been a few autopsy reports that have surfaced detailing damaged hearts, clots, etc.

Small Dead Animals has had a few of them.

I believe Steve Kirsch has commented on the most recent ones as well:

https://tinyurl.com/4hjs3e64

Posted by: browndog knows all the tricks at November 19, 2024 12:35 PM (TTAGa)

149 (waves at whig and his family as he passes by in an unknown car while I'm mowing my lawn)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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I do that too for passerbys when walking dogs or mowing.

I would rather be a simple person treated others as I would like to be treated than having power, a bunch of money, or fame.

Start treating people as abstract notions to be manipulated, then you can go sideways morally in a hurry.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2024 12:35 PM (ctrM5)

150 Libs of TikTok trolls tranny:

https://tinyurl.com/yfhv259c

--

That tweet would've gotten her a lifetime ban from Twatter (and likely untold death threats) before Musk rode in to save free speech.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 19, 2024 12:35 PM (qBdHI)

151 Wait, what if I'm simple but I like prog rock.

Posted by: spindrift at November 19, 2024 12:35 PM (OguvZ)

152 Citadel? If so, that was one of the most expensive shows ever produced.


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WAIT!

is that the ad I saw where the brunette lady is holding an M4 and her biceps are *maybe* the size of a six year old childs?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 19, 2024 12:35 PM (AAvt3)

153 >>> 112 117. Mayorkas is shipping them here ...how many counts?
Posted by: Enough BS at November 19, 2024 12:31 PM (2NXcZ)

To be served consecutively NOT concurrently.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 19, 2024 12:35 PM (KcwUg)

154 wut ?

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2024 12:35 PM (V13WU)

155 Serial grifter's gonna grift:

https://tinyurl.com/398b6jb9

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 19, 2024 12:35 PM (SRx3B)

156 There have been a number of such incidents recently, both inside of China, and internationally. Chinese society is starting to crack. I like the explanation of the guy at the link, who lived in China.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s1VxMAsvJ0
Posted by: Archimedes
=======
I think modern society is cracking at the seams due to its internal contradictions.


Society will have to transform itself, that's for sure. I have no good answer to what will happen to all the people whose jobs are going to be done by automation. They're really superfluous eaters.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 19, 2024 12:35 PM (xCA6C)

157 If you love what Star Trek used to mean and represent, watch that link.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2024 12:35 PM (iU/IZ)

158 Breaking911 @Breaking911 12m
WOAH! Tom Homan warns mayors and governors: “Review Title 8 U.S.C. § 1324 - It’s a felony to harbor illegal aliens. Don’t cross that line.”
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 19, 2024 12:17 PM (hovnC)

Can we vote for who should be arrested first? How about the mayor of Springfield OH?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket



Pritzker, Hochul or Newsome.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 19, 2024 12:35 PM (3t4sN)

159 Good afternoon
I am surprised that Ukraine firing a nuclear capable missile into Russia at the behest of our senile befuddled old "President" is not he number one story. You would think that the possibility of nuclear war would be concerning.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 19, 2024 12:23 PM (t/2Uw)

"Nuclear capable" does not mean much; just that the platform or vehicle could deliver a nuke if loaded with that ordnance. Just about any airplane could carry and drop a nuke if equipped with bomb racks. I have a nuclear-capable vehicle in my shop, an M29 Weasel cargo carrier. One of them was used for the one and only test firing of the Davy Crockett missile system. Woot!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2024 12:35 PM (Zh6yF)

160 "Retarded psychopaths" - like the evil space retards from that one episode of Star Trek Next Gen.
Posted by: Josephistan at November 19, 2024


***
"We are smart!"

"Make our ship go!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 19, 2024 12:36 PM (J2vNu)

161 And I'm like "that's real retarded sir." It wasn't even 20 years ago we had a world without constant internet connected to everything.
And we got along just fine without.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 19, 2024 12:32 PM (kPo9j)

That's because we weren't dependent on it like we are now. Now they can't even ring up a sale at a cash register if they lose their connection.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 19, 2024 12:36 PM (VGRuw)

162 120 Say, Pelosi's niece has a cushy job, doesn't she!

https://tinyurl.com/4ycbpuyz

Yeh. Yeh. Elon's already on it:

https://tinyurl.com/4zjsjvwj
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 19, 2024 12:32 PM (SRx3B)

--------

Please, please get all those fuckers, Elon.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 19, 2024 12:36 PM (jyAD3)

163 My big concern is just that. The Biden Harris junta will start WWIII because they lost.... and that is not a conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 19, 2024 12:36 PM (17s+e)

164 WAIT!

is that the ad I saw where the brunette lady is holding an M4 and her biceps are *maybe* the size of a six year old childs?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 19, 2024 12:35 PM (AAvt3)

That's the one.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 19, 2024 12:36 PM (CIS44)

165 86. I just hope Zelensky is there.

Posted by: Enough BS at November 19, 2024 12:36 PM (2NXcZ)

166 Sitting at the GM dealer waiting for them to do 4 F.O.U.R. software updates. One is for sudden trailer brake controller failure. 2 hour wait. Must be some bich'n software. Remember, always buy American.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 19, 2024 12:36 PM (6FYeO)

167 Simple Country Folk > Complicated Metropolitans
Posted by: Throw gp

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I would bet new truck money that country people understand cities and city life much, MUCH more than the opposite.

It's a big reason the Global Warming and Overpopulation myths have been so successful.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 19, 2024 12:36 PM (AAvt3)

168 One of my closet conservative patients was in this morning. We giggled and laughed and shared some views on the cabinet picks.

We agreed that the more the left pisses and screams, the better the pick.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 19, 2024 12:37 PM (pmFfT)

169 Man, imagine a nation doing that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Sure, but the Russian bent is a carnival in comparison. The extent to which they - in all levels of society - engage in and tolerate deception in general is also unbelievable. Had to work with a team out of Volgograd/Stalingrad for several months. Was eye opening to say the least.

Anyways, if the report is “good looking dark” in Russia I’d say likely it’s already dark and looking bad.

Posted by: H at November 19, 2024 12:37 PM (4N/0w)

170 158 Mayorkas

Posted by: Enough BS at November 19, 2024 12:37 PM (2NXcZ)

171 And I'm like "that's real retarded sir." It wasn't even 20 years ago we had a world without constant internet connected to everything.
And we got along just fine without.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
======
One world crap. Any computer can be hacked with the right tools, access (virtual or in person), etc.

Sort of like any house can be burgled but some are not worth it for the risk/reward.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2024 12:37 PM (ctrM5)

172 AP announces layoffs.

Learn to choke yourself . . . with my hand, numbnuts.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 19, 2024 12:37 PM (OW/1N)

173 163 My big concern is just that. The Biden Harris junta will start WWIII because they lost.... and that is not a conspiracy theory.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 19, 2024 12:36 PM (17s+e)

well they've only got 60 days left to do it, and being good little government employees, they damn sure aren't going to work on any paid office holidays.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2024 12:37 PM (wyMQY)

174 And I'm like "that's real retarded sir." It wasn't even 20 years ago we had a world without constant internet connected to everything.
And we got along just fine without./i]

20 years was 2004. Maybe 30 years ago...

Posted by: brak at November 19, 2024 12:37 PM (NGHTx)

175 Remember the big hit, Ace was in during the 60s: It Takes A Shelf?
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 19, 2024


***
"Let me get this straight. You *want* me to put up shelves?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 19, 2024 12:37 PM (J2vNu)

176 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 19, 2024 12:33 PM (ExV1e)

Thanks and agreed.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 19, 2024 12:38 PM (eZwyX)

177 I met a guy yesterday that believes everything he hears on MSNBC, I didn't argue with him, too far gone down the hole.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 19, 2024 12:38 PM (pohLc)

Posted by: brak at November 19, 2024 12:38 PM (NGHTx)

179 reagan
star wars
"the day after"

you can imagine where sen biden stood on all that

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 19, 2024 12:38 PM (CWTWj)

180 But the big plot point was, the mcguffin she had to steal was some sort of internet virus that would shut off the internet to any country. Which would, something, something, crash the country's economy.

And I'm like "that's real retarded sir." It wasn't even 20 years ago we had a world without constant internet connected to everything.
And we got along just fine without.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

They'd be eating people in the Superdome!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 19, 2024 12:38 PM (sfDnS)

181 And I'm like "that's real retarded sir." It wasn't even 20 years ago we had a world without constant internet connected to everything.
And we got along just fine without.


We did, but that was because society was structured for that world. We've completely changed how we do things, and we've forgotten how to do many of those things ourselves.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 19, 2024 12:38 PM (xCA6C)

182 Found the image.

Look at this super awesome tough girl super secret agent Boss Babe's arm:

https://tinyurl.com/ynu64sha

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 19, 2024 12:38 PM (AAvt3)

183 Do these autopsy from Covid have anything to do this stringy fibers?

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2024 12:38 PM (AYz4A)

184
Readers added context
Deitz Nuützen is a Deez Nuts reference. This post is presumably a joke and the image plausibly AI-generated.


Boy, oh boy, you cannot sneak ANYTHING past X's sooper geneous users!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2024 12:38 PM (xG4kz)

185 Sitting at the GM dealer waiting for them to do 4 F.O.U.R. software updates. One is for sudden trailer brake controller failure. 2 hour wait.
Posted by: Maj. Healey


These aren't the same guys who are working on JJ's laptop, are they?

Posted by: Bulg at November 19, 2024 12:38 PM (v6JzV)

186

Here's a Retarded Psychopath...

Listen to pure BULLSHIT msnbc larry odonnell feeds his retarded psychopath viewers:

https://is.gd/sJtcew

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2024 12:38 PM (mC9BW)

187 It wasn't even 20 years ago we had a world without constant internet connected to everything.
And we got along just fine without.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 19, 2024 12:32 PM (kPo9j)


I would miss you guys.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 19, 2024 12:39 PM (aD39U)

188 "Libs of TikTok trolls tranny:

https://tinyurl.com/yfhv259c"

Scroll down for pic of horse vomiting. I haven't laughed so hard in years! That's a keeper.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at November 19, 2024 12:39 PM (0I+GC)

189 Remember the big hit, Ace was in during the 60s: It Takes A Shelf?
Posted by: Mister Ghost


Are You Being Shelved?
Fawlty Shelves.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 19, 2024 12:39 PM (3t4sN)

190 can we just go ahead and assume that the blue shaded area, their shit is all fucked up as well? Pretty sure thats what the AOS handbook dictates anyway.

Posted by: Cu'Chullainn Trump 2024 - Because Fuck You again, that's why! at November 19, 2024 12:39 PM (kG0Er)

191 I expect the Horde to be on top of topics likethis but even on X, it is not the main topic of conversation. Can you imagine if a Republican admin did this? WW3 would be blasted all over the news with stories about unilateral action without consent of congress. But, nothing. Except maybe a fewe people telling Putin to please be patient.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 19, 2024 12:33 PM (t/2Uw)


Well, the commentary here was mildly rancorous between the intelligent, well informed, and - dare I say - handsome side versus those who disagreed with me.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 19, 2024 12:40 PM (ExV1e)

192 Rep Nancy Mace retweeted a tranny luridly describing a bloody assault fantasy against Mace specifically in the bathroom.

He only makes Mace's actions more reasonable.

http://tiny.cc/vi6wzz

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2024 12:40 PM (Odg76)

193 Sitting at the GM dealer waiting for them to do 4 F.O.U.R. software updates. One is for sudden trailer brake controller failure. 2 hour wait

of course you could download that on your home network if they'd let you, but then they couldn't charge you for the dealership visit

cars as SaaS, what a world

Posted by: brak at November 19, 2024 12:40 PM (NGHTx)

194 Man, imagine a nation doing that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Sure, but the Russian bent is a carnival in comparison...
Posted by: H

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That's the joke, though.

We have no idea if it is or not.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 19, 2024 12:40 PM (AAvt3)

195 Daily Kos has a real mind-bender of a Kos article today, criticizing Trump voters for wanting to buy what Trump was selling.

Kos just cannot believe anyone really wants solid borders, efficient government, lower spending and a free economy. "Fuck around and find out!", he says, and what he thinks is a threat to everyone else sounds like an appetizing promise. The sound of the lamentations of the Kos.

--- "What is best in life, Conan?"

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2024 12:40 PM (3WoAU)

196 Posted by: browndog knows all the tricks at November 19, 2024 12:35 PM (TTAGa)

I’m old enough to remember when this was a conspiracy theory.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 19, 2024 12:40 PM (eZwyX)

197 And I'm like "that's real retarded sir." It wasn't even 20 years ago we had a world without constant internet connected to everything.
And we got along just fine without.

We did, but that was because society was structured for that world. We've completely changed how we do things, and we've forgotten how to do many of those things ourselves.


For just one example, most people shop online now. The brick and mortar stores they used to drive to no longer exist. How long would it take to reconstitute those supply chains?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 19, 2024 12:40 PM (xCA6C)

198 Remember the big hit, Ace was in during the 60s: It Takes A Shelf?
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 19, 2024


Did Ace ever show up on The Man from U.N.C.L.E.?

Posted by: Bulg at November 19, 2024 12:40 PM (v6JzV)

199 Pritzker, Hochul or Newsome.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 19, 2024 12:35 PM (3t4sN)
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Here's some more:

https://tinyurl.com/mrj79cd3

BTW, add Boston's mayor to the list.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 19, 2024 12:40 PM (SRx3B)

200 Posted by: Red Turban Someguy

I see - thank you.

Posted by: H at November 19, 2024 12:40 PM (4N/0w)

201 That's what gets me about Leftists, their Propaganda Ministry lies them. Gets caught ( like Kamaunist had a chance) then they go about that is was a fluke they were wrong.

Posted by: Skip at November 19, 2024 12:41 PM (AYz4A)

202 It wasn't even 20 years ago we had a world without constant internet connected to everything.
And we got along just fine without.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 19, 2024 12:32 PM (kPo9j)

I would miss you guys.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


We would still have the HQ. Thank you Pixy for the 1994 software!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 19, 2024 12:41 PM (3t4sN)

203 Posted by: brak at November 19, 2024 12:40 PM (NGHTx)

“You will own nothing and be happy”

We are a subscription society. It’s sad.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 19, 2024 12:41 PM (eZwyX)

204 and I listened to Ruy Texeira and Jon Stewart having an "honest," "soul-searching" conversation about why the Dems lost, and, yeah. Dems are going to stay in the wilderness for another couple of generations. They're literally ignorant, don't even know things that are happening in the news, clinging to myths and hoaxes. Gonna be a while before we have a Loyal Opposition.
----
Breaking911 @Breaking911 12h
Jon Stewart: "Republicans are playing chess, and the Democrats are in the nurses' office because they glued their balls to their thigh."

Jon Stewart Urges Dems to Play Dirty Like GOP

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 19, 2024 12:41 PM (hovnC)

205 Addendum:

We don't even know where 15M votes in 2020 came from.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 19, 2024 12:41 PM (AAvt3)

206 Breaking911 @Breaking911 12h
BREAKING: FEMA worker who was fired for instructing members to skip hurricane victims’ homes if they had pro-Trump signs says she was instructed to avoid certain communities that were labeled “political hostile territory” by the Biden administration
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 19, 2024 12:21 PM (hovnC)


Marni'i Washington day job appears to have been working for a large property purchasing company that bought distressed hosing for Abernath Capital, which buys up distressed properties to flip them into section 8 and low income housing, and could then get local zoning variance due to the number of low income housing to construct more.

May be registering for a third party to send to abernath so they can get into position to buy up distressed property, target them and possibly pressure local and county to condemn properties from living

Millions of dollars being raised to buy them up while being paid by FEMA to do the surveying

Imagine that this is how FEMA is planning on building their camps, or their projects, to be run by property management.
It would wipe out small rural towns, and destroy neighborhoods for federal grants

Posted by: Kindltot at November 19, 2024 12:41 PM (D7oie)

207 Are You Being Shelved?
Fawlty Shelves.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 19, 2024 12:39 PM (3t4sN)
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Don't mind him, he's from Barcelona.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 19, 2024 12:41 PM (tT6L1)

208 Society will have to transform itself, that's for sure. I have no good answer to what will happen to all the people whose jobs are going to be done by automation. They're really superfluous eaters.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Depends. Last time there was a huge upheaval in society in the West, it was the Industrial Revolution and in the UK, the Enclosures. Both caused rapid urbanization and a mindset that big is beautiful.

Which led to the institution of the massive welfare state, in part, to thwart those wanting "their fair share". That too is failing--not enough worker ants and too many grasshoppers (to borrow from Aesop).

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2024 12:41 PM (ctrM5)

209 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 19, 2024 12:40 PM (ExV1e)

Lol

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 19, 2024 12:42 PM (eZwyX)

210 WTF does a Director of Climate Diversification do?

Take home a lot of money.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 19, 2024 12:42 PM (ExV1e)

211 Society will have to transform itself, that's for sure. I have no good answer to what will happen to all the people whose jobs are going to be done by automation. They're really superfluous eaters.
Posted by: Archimedes

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Getting rid of 50M+ illegals will be a good start.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 19, 2024 12:42 PM (AAvt3)

212 Remember the big hit, Ace was in during the 60s: It Takes A Shelf?
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 19, 2024


Did Ace ever show up on The Man from U.N.C.L.E.?
Posted by: Bulg


The Man from S.H.E.L.F.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 19, 2024 12:42 PM (3t4sN)

213 Mission: Unshelvable

Posted by: Bulg at November 19, 2024 12:42 PM (v6JzV)

214 WTF does a Director of Climate Diversification do?

Take home a lot of money.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 19, 2024 12:42 PM (ExV1e)

I believe the mob refers to those as "no show jobs".

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 19, 2024 12:42 PM (CIS44)

215
I met a guy yesterday that believes everything he hears on MSNBC, I didn't argue with him, too far gone down the hole.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


He's one of those Flemmings, from the sound of things.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2024 12:42 PM (xG4kz)

216 Breaking911 @Breaking911 12h
BREAKING: FEMA worker who was fired for instructing members to skip hurricane victims’ homes if they had pro-Trump signs says she was instructed to avoid certain communities that were labeled “political hostile territory” by the Biden administration
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 19, 2024 12:21 PM (hovnC)

We want names.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 19, 2024 12:42 PM (N39Ws)

217 My study of screeching harpies continues post election. While Trumpers are dancing, the wails of the women are stockpiling Plan B pills. I learned they last 4yrs.

So much for the no sex and shaving hair brigade. Some are recommending tubes being tied in a hurry, before both Plan B pills are gone and you can't find anyone to tie your tubes. I did not read enough to find out where is the Tied Tube Quick Stop.

I hope they become extinct.

I do like the screaming crazies set to heavy metal music. So something good became of their rampant insanity. I don't normally like heavy metal.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 19, 2024 12:43 PM (gi+MR)

218 Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 19, 2024 12:41 PM (AAvt3)

“We’re working on it!”

- assholes and cunts STILL counting votes

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 19, 2024 12:43 PM (eZwyX)

219 "honest," "soul-searching" conversation about why the Dems lost, and, yeah. Dems are going to stay in the wilderness

the right are just uneducated bigots, we don't need their votes! they don't understand our messaging because they are dummys! they are too stupid to know what's good for them. oh, and they cheat!!! and they ummm...have talk radio, umm I mean podcasts, yeah we need to shut that down!!!!

Posted by: The Left looks at its loss at November 19, 2024 12:43 PM (NGHTx)

220
Coping, Seething, Gaslighting

I Challenge Anyone To Show Me An Example of a Leftist/Democrat in the Last 9 Years Who Isn't Coping, Seething, or Gaslighting.

It's all they do.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2024 12:43 PM (mC9BW)

221 Say, Pelosi's niece has a cushy job, doesn't she!
https://tinyurl.com/4ycbpuyz
Yeh. Yeh. Elon's already on it:
https://tinyurl.com/4zjsjvwj
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs

Those are 2 different 'spots' is she double dipping at that GS level?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 19, 2024 12:43 PM (BcMd9)

222 This is a great day in the markets for day trading. Constant swings with a general trend.


Kids, we eat tonight!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 19, 2024 12:43 PM (aD39U)

223 WTF does a Director of Climate Diversification do?

Take home a lot of money.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 19, 2024 12:42 PM (ExV1e)

I believe the mob refers to those as "no show jobs".
Posted by: BruceWayne

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A fantastic observation from this morning and a big reason Trump (and we) are so hated:


"There's a reason that the bedroom counties around DC are some of the richest in the country. They aren't drilling for oil or building ships, many are either working in government or for a government contractor.

It's a bloated, self-serving swamp that cares not a wit about the American people or our best interests. They care about theirs.

Posted by: JackStraw "

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 19, 2024 12:44 PM (AAvt3)

224 Serial grifter's gonna grift:

https://tinyurl.com/398b6jb9
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

Well, it was either that or honest work.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 19, 2024 12:44 PM (sfDnS)

225 well they've only got 60 days left to do it, and being good little government employees, they damn sure aren't going to work on any paid office holidays.

One wonders what other little surprises that Biden's people are planning to screw over Trump, along with trying to start World War Three.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 19, 2024 12:44 PM (uxCna)

226 Pulling this comment over from other thread: >>>They have settled on "the voters didn't reject our message--they just didn't hear our message!" And so they are going yell racist, fascist, terrorists, bigot, hater louder and louder until all the voters can hear. Especially the 8 million that didn't "vote" for Harris. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 19, 2024 12:19 PM (kPo9j)

It's either they don't hear the message, they were too stupid and uneducated to understand the message, or they were too racist/misogynistic/homophobic to embrace the message. The idea that their message is idiotic, soul killing drivel and needs to be shot from a cannon into the sun never occurs to them.

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and the Reckonings at November 19, 2024 12:44 PM (wcIbG)

227 1) arrest all criminals and deport them.

2) Offer a free plane ticket and $1000 to every otherwise law-abiding illegal who volunteers to leave. If they go voluntarily, agreeing not to become part of any law suit filed by scummy NGO's, we collect biometric markers, pay them, vet them, and they get put in a high priority group for future legal readmission.

3) Everyone who ignores the above offer and rolls the dice is subject to arrest and immediate deportation, with all future immigration hearings to be conducted via zoom from their home county. When we get around to it. Someday.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2024 12:29 PM (oiPXm)

I have an issue with #2: that gives illegals that self-deport a leg up on their countrymen who were law-abiding, and wanted to immigrate but could not. I would make the last phrase of that proviso read: and they do not get a black mark to keep them out of any queue to immigrate legally to the USA in future.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2024 12:44 PM (Zh6yF)

228 Didn't France arrest a real journalist a few months ago, or something like that?

Now they're trying put LePen in jail so she can't be involved in the next election?

Brazil did that to Bolsonaro, btw. As punishment for questioning the election they stole from him, he was forbidden to participate in politics for 5 years.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2024 12:30 PM (mC9BW)

Germany is on the verge of outlawing the second most popular party to “protect democracy.”

I’m so glad we’ve spent trillions of dollars on these sh*thole countries.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 19, 2024 12:44 PM (FC8SQ)

229 We don't even know where 15M votes in 2020 came from.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 19, 2024 12:41 PM (AAvt3)
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Never-ending story:

https://tinyurl.com/ym8htf56

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 19, 2024 12:44 PM (SRx3B)

230 I take offense at the "classical liberals" being placed on the "left".
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ


They have "scare quotes" in the pie chart, too.

The Classical Liberals you're thinking of are in the purple section on the right.

Posted by: mikeski at November 19, 2024 12:45 PM (HL1GB)

231 Getting rid of 50M+ illegals will be a good start.


Certainly, but the underlying problem would still be there.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 19, 2024 12:45 PM (xCA6C)

232 Sitting at the GM dealer waiting for them to do 4 F.O.U.R. software updates. One is for sudden trailer brake controller failure. 2 hour wait. Must be some bich'n software. Remember, always buy American.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 19, 2024 12:36 PM (6FYeO)


Last time I was at the dealership I had to wait an extra hour while they fixed a recall issue. The fix involved putting on a different sticker with different towing capacity.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 19, 2024 12:45 PM (ExV1e)

233 I like how the left is pinning their hopes on stopping Gaetz on the ethics report.
That relies upon the "testimony" of witnesses even Biden's DOJ found to be liars.

Wanna know the biggest tell that they are lying?
The only information we have on them comes via their lawyers.
Which is the #1 tried and true method of laundering lies.

And note the huge, glaring absence of any collaborating facts.
This is "I told my beach friends" hopped up to 11 bullshit.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 19, 2024 12:45 PM (kPo9j)

234 This is a great day in the markets for day trading. Constant swings with a general trend.


Kids, we eat tonight!
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


Overheard at the Donner Party.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 19, 2024 12:45 PM (3t4sN)

235 A women’s spa refused those who are “ people who are not vaginally presenting”

Posted by: SMOD at November 19, 2024 12:45 PM (RHGPo)

236 I started watching a new show on Prime, Alex Cross. Every single positive character on the show is Black and every single bad character from the serial killer to the female police chief is white.The Police chief is especially odious making it clear she doesn;t care about justice only optics. The serial killer is a rich hypocrite funding black causes while secretly murdering people for some unknown reason.
I will probably never know why as the show is dark, depressing and stupid. Alex Cross is a detective/psychologist so keeps talking about profiling.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 19, 2024 12:45 PM (t/2Uw)

237 "We don't even know where 15M votes in 2020 came from.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud"

That's a very good point.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at November 19, 2024 12:46 PM (0I+GC)

238 It wasn't even 20 years ago we had a world without constant internet connected to everything.
And we got along just fine without.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 19, 2024 12:32 PM (kPo9j)

I would miss you guys.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


We would still have the HQ. Thank you Pixy for the 1994 software!
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 19, 2024 12:41 PM (3t4sN)


And thank you for web browsers with backwards compatibility!

Posted by: Doof at November 19, 2024 12:46 PM (jgdZo)

239 Please don't eat my cat on your way out.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 19, 2024 12:46 PM (ufFY8)

240 > Rep Nancy Mace retweeted a tranny luridly describing a bloody assault fantasy against Mace specifically in the bathroom.
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She was at the Sunday UFO hearing. It was an early morning hearing so I presume she did whatever she needed to do earlier so "she wasn't late."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 19, 2024 12:46 PM (Q4IgG)

241 A women’s spa refused those who are “ people who are not vaginally presenting”
Posted by: SMOD

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It seems like married women would be a big part of their clientele and costly to exclude.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 19, 2024 12:46 PM (AAvt3)

242 has anyone seen the recent autopsy review on deaths related to covid 19 innoculations?
Posted by: Kindltot
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no, link please if you can, or just a title or name
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 19, 2024 12:25 PM (AAvt3)


I am slow

substack link Courageous Discourse
BREAKING NEWS - Twice-Censored Landmark COVID-19 Vaccine Autopsy Study Fully Peer-Reviewed and Published

https://tinyurl.com/3ht2uysu

Posted by: Kindltot at November 19, 2024 12:46 PM (D7oie)

243

Grump, you use Robin Hood for day trading?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2024 12:47 PM (mC9BW)

244 Thanks, CBD, for standing in today.
Two great Art threads in a row, too!
AoS Cobs are the best!

Posted by: sal at November 19, 2024 12:47 PM (f+FmA)

245 Worst pie charts ever?

Is this terrible pie chart Tuesday?

Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2024 12:48 PM (fV+MH)

246 We Love Lily...

Lily Tang Williams
@Lily4Liberty
Day 4 Road Trip: celebrating my 30th anniversary of being a US citizen on the beach in Biloxi MS. Do you know the Chinese name for America? “Mei Guo”, The Beautiful Country. That’s why 5-10M are waiting in line to come here legally with sponsors for freedom & opportunities.

https://tinyurl.com/2pnk8889

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 19, 2024 12:48 PM (TGPs7)

247 236 Sounds like written by AI.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at November 19, 2024 12:48 PM (0I+GC)

248 I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
As the world burns, Kamala was spotted on vacation in Hawaii.

https://tinyurl.com/3h7ksu48

Posted by: redridinghood at November 19, 2024 12:48 PM (NpAcC)

249 Grump, you use Robin Hood for day trading?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2024 12:47 PM (mC9BW)



Nah, I've been pushed to Charles Schwab since they bought Ameritrade that bought Scott Trade.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 19, 2024 12:48 PM (aD39U)

250 https://tinyurl.com/3ht2uysu
Posted by: Kindltot at November 19, 2024 12:46 PM (D7oie)

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thanks!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 19, 2024 12:48 PM (AAvt3)

251 AoS Cobs are the best!
Posted by: sal

I'm still wondering what happened to Krakatoa.

Posted by: Bulg at November 19, 2024 12:48 PM (v6JzV)

252 Thanks, CBD, for standing in today.
Two great Art threads in a row, too!
AoS Cobs are the best!

Posted by: sal


You do understand that CBD has no actual grant money to dispense, right?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 19, 2024 12:48 PM (xCA6C)

253 123 109 I prefer the honor of being simple country folks in the pie chart above.
Posted by: whig at November 19, 2024 12:30 PM (ctrM5)

it's not as funny, but I agree
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Agriculture, hunting, fishing, etc. teaches one to be humble as does living close to nature. Cities emphasizes the individual, the country emphasizes the community.

Green River by CCR is pretty much a summary of how rich country life and its simple pleasures can be.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2024 12:48 PM (ctrM5)

254 Regarding the leftard analysis of why they got their delusional asses stomped, it was very predictable. When leftards fail (their natural state) they find scapegoats, make excuses, demonize their enemies. They never, ever learn from the experience. They are quite predictable.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 19, 2024 12:49 PM (pohLc)

255 we are told - krugman wrote this is the ny times last week and i wrote it here the same day - if we deport all the illegals prices will go up.

and as i said last week, why didn't prices go down after we let in all the illegals?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 19, 2024 12:27 PM (CWTWj)


Krugman says that inflation should never fall because of the risk of deflationary spirals and his deeply feared "liquidity trap" since all time preference is infinite

Posted by: Kindltot at November 19, 2024 12:49 PM (D7oie)

256 The MGM-140 Army Tactical Missile System (ATACMS)

Maximum firing range 190 mi (300 km)
Warhead M74 bomblets (M39) or
214 kg (472 lb) WAU-23/B unitary warhead (M48, M57)

"In FY 1984 Congress prohibited the development of a nuclear warhead for JTACMS, despite the Army claiming it could place US forces at a disadvantage if it became necessary to make the system nuclear-capable. In FY 1985 the Army denied having R&D funds programmed for the development of a JTACMS nuclear warhead.[27]"

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 19, 2024 12:49 PM (hovnC)

257 BREAKING: FEMA worker who was fired for instructing members to skip hurricane victims’ homes if they had pro-Trump signs says she was instructed to avoid certain communities that were labeled “political hostile territory” by the Biden administration
Posted by: andycanuck

She was only following orders.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 19, 2024 12:32 PM (sfDnS)

If she turns State's Evidence, and gives testimony that puts a goodly number of her bosses in jail, I'd be OK with commuting or suspending her sentence. But the felony conviction should remain on her record.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2024 12:49 PM (Zh6yF)

258 "They have settled on "the voters didn't reject our message--they just didn't hear our message!" And so they are going yell racist, fascist, terrorists, bigot, hater louder and louder "

When all you have is a hammer...

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 19, 2024 12:49 PM (VGRuw)

259 29 Pie charts are cool, but pale in comparison to Venn diagrams.
Posted by: The Veep

No love for Gantt charts?
Posted by: Bulg at November 19, 2024 12:22 PM (v6JzV)


Mad Dog 20/20>>>Pareto 80/20

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 19, 2024 12:49 PM (NMT5x)

260 I have an issue with #2: that gives illegals that self-deport a leg up on their countrymen who were law-abiding, and wanted to immigrate but could not. I would make the last phrase of that proviso read: and they do not get a black mark to keep them out of any queue to immigrate legally to the USA in future.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2024 12:44 PM (Zh6yF)

Agreed with your first part. Frankly, I don’t think any illegal should be allowed back in, ever. They broke the law; they should consider themselves lucky we’re letting them return to their country at all.

As for the $1000, no. These parasites have already gobbled up hundreds of billions in taxpayer funds. Probably trillions. All of their property should be seized.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 19, 2024 12:49 PM (FC8SQ)

261 I thought my handwriting was bad.

Can anybody decipher what those squiggly lines are behind:
"Sheltered, naive, rich white ppl who think being nice makes ___ be nice back"

Is that supposed to be another 'ppl'?
I think it is?

And is that an "R" for Retarded Psychopaths in the bottom-right orange slice? It's almost a Pi symbol.

For God's sake, if you want people to easily understand your graphic design and the information you're trying to convey in a professional manner then:
A) Plan out your copy to fit in the constrained area.
B) Keep your lettering, especially Capitals, consistent.
C) Don't use Crayons and a fine-tip Sharpie.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 19, 2024 12:50 PM (6ydKt)

262 Posted by: Kindltot at November 19, 2024 12:46 PM (D7oie)

Wonder when the general population will come to grips with what’s been done to them.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 19, 2024 12:50 PM (eZwyX)

263 Pop a ground based dirty bomb and deny Ukraine a buffer zone.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 19, 2024 12:28 PM (3t4sN)


Thermobarics

Posted by: Kindltot at November 19, 2024 12:50 PM (D7oie)

264 163 My big concern is just that. The Biden Harris junta will start WWIII because they lost.... and that is not a conspiracy theory.
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Well, considering they got into office by launching Bio Bomb on the whole world to steal an election this would complete the story arc perfectly.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 19, 2024 12:50 PM (jFCkp)

265 I want a Venn diagram of pie charts.

Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2024 12:50 PM (fV+MH)

266 There have been a number of such incidents recently,
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Thus, "copycat".

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 19, 2024 12:51 PM (hovnC)

267 > For just one example, most people shop online now. The brick and mortar stores they used to drive to no longer exist. How long would it take to reconstitute those supply chains?

Anecdotal story: I recently bought a second monitor for my work setup. I looked at Amazon first. I wanted to match my existing monitor so I searched for the exact model number. I could only find a different bezel color and it was from some random store with random characters in the name.

I looked at WalMart and Best Buy. I was able to find the exact monitor I wanted much more quickly and Best Buy was 35% cheaper than Amazon random characters store. It came to my door the next day. Amazon's store was only promising 3-5 day, and Amazon's shipping promises have been unrealized in the last year or so.

I'm also much more confident when I buy from WalMart or Best Buy that I'll get what I ordered and it won't be obviously used.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2024 12:51 PM (Odg76)

268 I see that Internet Chess Club (chessclub.com) has recently been resurrected. Also check out lichess.org. RIP Oregon Muse.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at November 19, 2024 12:51 PM (0I+GC)

269 226 Pulling this comment over from other thread: >>>They have settled on "the voters didn't reject our message--they just didn't hear our message!" And so they are going yell racist, fascist, terrorists, bigot, hater louder and louder until all the voters can hear. Especially the 8 million that didn't "vote" for Harris. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 19, 2024 12:19 PM (kPo9j)

Their mentally ill rage and incapacity to assimilate reality would seem logically to have two main effects: alienate more ordinary Americans, and increasingly radicalize and pathologize those already within their orbit.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 19, 2024 12:51 PM (ZlOcj)

270 Is there actually any difference between a "chart" and a "diagram?"

Posted by: Bulg at November 19, 2024 12:51 PM (v6JzV)

271
BREAKING NEWS - Twice-Censored Landmark COVID-19 Vaccine Autopsy Study Fully Peer-Reviewed and Published

https://tinyurl.com/3ht2uysu


WUT? A peer-reviewed study (the gold standard of scientific veracity and best practices according the Scientismists) was censored?

I shan't believe it! I simply shan't!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2024 12:51 PM (xG4kz)

272 "Classic liberals" in that pie chart are good natured democrats, mostly boomers or greatest gen, some union, some vets, some hard working family people. They have voted blue ever since JFK or FDR and don't get the party has moved on from them to be a completely different beast. If they really understood what dems stand for now they'd be horrified. It's everything they worked and fought against.

I was raised classic liberal and moderate republican. I'm the "red sheep" of my blood now, on the outskirts from everyone politically and they think I'm nuts. (I'm probably that little "autodidactic philosopher" pie sliver.) Luckily I married a man who thinks my political wonkiness is nuts, but he supports it. And he agrees with me politically on most things, and I can say what I think without him getting hurt feels.

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and the Reckonings at November 19, 2024 12:52 PM (wcIbG)

273 "As the world burns, Kamala was spotted on vacation in Hawaii. "

Well, her campaign is in debt. She isn't.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2024 12:52 PM (WQ5mX)

274 "As the world burns, Kamala was spotted on vacation in Hawaii.
https://tinyurl.com/3h7ksu48"

First time I've seen her not wearing the suit.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at November 19, 2024 12:52 PM (0I+GC)

275 For God's sake, if you want people to easily understand your graphic design and the information you're trying to convey in a professional manner then:
A) Plan out your copy to fit in the constrained area.
B) Keep your lettering, especially Capitals, consistent.
C) Don't use Crayons and a fine-tip Sharpie.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 19, 2024 12:50 PM (6ydKt)

And we bitched about the grammar Nazis. Now we have our first chart Nazi.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 19, 2024 12:52 PM (pohLc)

276 Those of us in the know, refer to them as Telluric Currents or
Topographical Emergence...

Ariel
@Prolotario1
The scariest thing about National & State Parks are the leylines. Which is responsible for more disappearances than any other thing. These are like interdimensional portals you accidentally can walk into and end up in places you never return from.

-The X-Files covers this.

-The Dark Netflix series covers this.

-The Lost Series covers this.

-The Wayward Pines covers this.

-The Black Tapes Podcast covers this.

Which no weapon, map, or companion can prepare you for.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 19, 2024 12:53 PM (TGPs7)

277 "Let me show you something that will make you feel young." - Dr. Carol Marcus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgOZFny7F50
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2024


***
Anna, what got me was not so much the film itself, though it is spectacular, as one of the comments quoting Edith Keeler:

"Interesting. Where would you estimate we belong, Miss Keeler?"
"You? At his side, as if you've always been there and always will."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 19, 2024 12:53 PM (J2vNu)

278 Man, some people are just really slow learners.

Jaguar Decides to Burn Its Brand to the Ground With New Confusingly Woke Ad Campaign

https://is.gd/wBuWLD

Posted by: Archimedes at November 19, 2024 12:53 PM (xCA6C)

279 Now you know why we are making the r-word a slur.

Posted by: R-worded psychopaths at November 19, 2024 12:53 PM (Da7Vv)

280 re 188: tinyurl link has a " at the end
makes for an error message

oy, another freak in office. wonder where from it came

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 19, 2024 12:53 PM (CWTWj)

281 I thought my handwriting was bad.

Can anybody decipher what those squiggly lines are behind:
"Sheltered, naive, rich white ppl who think being nice makes ___ be nice back"

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 19, 2024 12:50 PM (6ydKt)
-

You expect to have your pie and read it, too?!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 19, 2024 12:53 PM (SRx3B)

282 >>>That’s why 5-10M are waiting in line to come here legally with sponsors for freedom & opportunities.

F*ck no. Country’s full, stay in China.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 19, 2024 12:53 PM (FC8SQ)

283
makaka harris 12 days ago: We're Not Done Fighting For What We Believe! Don't Stop Fighting For Democracy!

malaka harris today: Sunbathing on a beach in Hawaii, drinking a mimosa.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2024 12:53 PM (mC9BW)

284 The pussification of America.

Georgia woman arrested for letting her 10-year-old son walk to a store less than a mile from home

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 19, 2024 12:53 PM (sfDnS)

285
Krugman says that inflation should never fall because of the risk of deflationary spirals and his deeply feared "liquidity trap" since all time preference is infinite

Posted by: Kindltot at November 19, 2024 12:49 PM (D7oie)

What the idea of deflationary spirals seems to miss is that deflation increases expected real rates of return on investment. It's why the typical deflation of a recession doesn't turn into one.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at November 19, 2024 12:53 PM (eYoxG)

286 Breaking911 @Breaking911 12m
WOAH! Tom Homan warns mayors and governors: “Review Title 8 U.S.C. § 1324 - It’s a felony to harbor illegal aliens. Don’t cross that line.”
Posted by: andycanuck

I watched an interview with Homan on Newsmax a few days ago and guy does not play. He made me so nervous that I had to check my birth certificate to ensure that I was indeed a US Citizen.

Perfect man for the job.

Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2024 12:53 PM (oiNtH)

287 Can we vote for who should be arrested first? How about the mayor of Springfield OH?
--------
And even better -- he's a Republican so it'll be bipartisan! [Unless that's Aurora one?]

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 19, 2024 12:53 PM (hovnC)

288 274 "As the world burns, Kamala was spotted on vacation in Hawaii.
https://tinyurl.com/3h7ksu48"
---------------
Is she staying at Obama's place?

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 19, 2024 12:53 PM (jFCkp)

289 'Is there actually any difference between a "chart" and a "diagram?"'

Diagram mass is 2g while chart mass is customarily unspecified.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at November 19, 2024 12:53 PM (0I+GC)

290 The world WAS burning. Seems fine now.

Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2024 12:53 PM (fV+MH)

291 Nah, I've been pushed to Charles Schwab since they bought Ameritrade that bought Scott Trade.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 19, 2024 12:48 PM (aD39U)

I have been playing with weekly options, avoiding the "day trader" or "regular trader" designation ( I forget the proper name). Also with Schwab. Small potatoes, but steadily increasing.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 19, 2024 12:53 PM (ufFY8)

292 Is there actually any difference between a "chart" and a "diagram?"
Posted by: Bulg at November 19, 2024 12:51 PM (v6JzV)


I would think a chart has values, while a diagram wouldn't.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 19, 2024 12:54 PM (aD39U)

293 "As the world burns, Kamala was spotted on vacation in Hawaii.
https://tinyurl.com/3h7ksu48"

First time I've seen her not wearing the suit.
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy


Kamala nude? Good God no. Just no!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 19, 2024 12:54 PM (3t4sN)

294
Is there actually any difference between a "chart" and a "diagram?"
Posted by: Bulg


A chart is what on water folks use (what landlubbers would incorrectly call a map).

A diagram is a birth control device.

Be Smart? Am Smart!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2024 12:55 PM (xG4kz)

295 Small potatoes, but steadily increasing.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 19, 2024 12:53 PM (ufFY


I hear that. I think of it as gambling, albeit, poker rather than slots. You can have a strategy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 19, 2024 12:55 PM (aD39U)

296
I like potatos.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2024 12:55 PM (mC9BW)

297 "And we bitched about the grammar Nazis. Now we have our first chart Nazi."

Unlabeled axes make gp MAD. gp SMASH!

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at November 19, 2024 12:55 PM (0I+GC)

298 I heard King Harv did the cryo thing with his decapitated head. They are trying to figure out how to graft it onto a grizzly for the rematch...

Posted by: Max Power at November 19, 2024 12:55 PM (q177U)

299 Regarding the FEMA Trump signs.

On Gutfeld, comedian Jim ??? said: a hurricane just went thru and destroyed everything. How did these signs stay in the ground? (Paraphrasing )

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 19, 2024 12:55 PM (b8J4P)

300 How many days to Jan 20? Sixty?

Hope we are still strapped in.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 19, 2024 12:55 PM (ufFY8)

301 Breaking911 @Breaking911 12m
WOAH! Tom Homan warns mayors and governors: “Review Title 8 U.S.C. § 1324 - It’s a felony to harbor illegal aliens. Don’t cross that line.”
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC)


I AM THE LAW

Posted by: Kathy Hochul Dredd at November 19, 2024 12:56 PM (v0R5T)

302 When all you have is a hammer...
Posted by: Bacon Jeff

And sickle.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 19, 2024 12:56 PM (sfDnS)

303 99 Libs of TikTok trolls tranny:

https://tinyurl.com/yfhv259c
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 19, 2024 12:29 PM (SRx3B)


Adam's Apple FTW!

Posted by: That's the tell at November 19, 2024 12:56 PM (PiwSw)

304 284 The pussification of America.

Georgia woman arrested for letting her 10-year-old son walk to a store less than a mile from home
-----------------
I was doing that in 1st and 2nd grade. In 3rd and above it was something like 2-3 miles a day, one way, but I had a bike. We have a country full of pussies.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 19, 2024 12:56 PM (jFCkp)

305
A pie chart worth looking at.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 19, 2024 12:56 PM (+oR7L)

306
First time I've seen her not wearing the suit.
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy


I KNEW she was into gimp!

That explains her selection of Timpon, another gimp, as her running mate.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2024 12:56 PM (xG4kz)

307 That’s why 5-10M are waiting in line to come here legally with sponsors for freedom & opportunities.

F*ck no. Country’s full, stay in China.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director


Yu ben heah fo owa! You go now!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 19, 2024 12:56 PM (3t4sN)

308 One of my mom's friends has a horrible issue going on.

They put mothballs in a trailer. Everything smelled like mothballs. Brought things home to clean. House started to smell like mothballs. Febreeze and baking soda only made things worse.

I gave her an air purifier. She says it didn't work. Someone suggested ozone. That was a no go. She's an older lady. Her husband doesn't smell things. I'm wondering if part of it is psychosomatic. I was just on the phone with her and she's at her wit's end.

They've been staying in hotels. She's worried about anything entering the house being contaminated with the smells.

Does the Horde have any ideas?

Her health is really suffering. She's unjabbed so it's not related to any mental issues those cause.

Thanks in advance.

Posted by: Stateless at November 19, 2024 12:57 PM (jvJvP)

309 and as i said last week, why didn't prices go down after we let in all the illegals?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 19, 2024 12:27 PM (CWTWj)

The prices were created or saved.

Posted by: ... at November 19, 2024 12:57 PM (gf6ih)

310 clicky to embiggen?

Posted by: akroni at November 19, 2024 12:57 PM (hVMUD)

311 >>> 156
==
Society will have to transform itself, that's for sure. I have no good answer to what will happen to all the people whose jobs are going to be done by automation. They're really superfluous eaters.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 19, 2024 12:35 PM (xCA6C)

That's not a creepy phrase at all.

Not to mention, every time there is a panic about what the least skilled will do, it turns out the impact of change is overestimated and the capacity of humans in general to change is underestimated.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 19, 2024 12:57 PM (KcwUg)

312 How many days to Jan 20? Sixty?

Hope we are still strapped in.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


62 days, 2 minutes.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 19, 2024 12:57 PM (3t4sN)

313 So did Z-Dog start launching Bidens missiles into Russia yet? That little fucker is gonna get himself annihilated.

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2024 12:57 PM (v0R5T)

314 Geez I just realized that all that Obama talk of "created or saved" really indicated they thought they were doing the Lord's job, didn't it.

Posted by: ... at November 19, 2024 12:58 PM (gf6ih)

315 I’m a conservative because that’s how I divide a can of catfood betwixt three cats.

Posted by: Eromero at November 19, 2024 12:58 PM (1E6vv)

316 How to Get That Old Mothball Smell Out of Clothes, Furniture & More

https://is.gd/FP7YHn

Posted by: Archimedes at November 19, 2024 12:58 PM (xCA6C)

317 Breaking911 @Breaking911 12m
WOAH! Tom Homan warns mayors and governors: “Review Title 8 U.S.C. § 1324 - It’s a felony to harbor illegal aliens. Don’t cross that line.”


To succeed Trump is going to have to put a lot of criminal leftists in jail. Including mayors, big business oligarchs and let Hawaiian judges.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2024 12:58 PM (oZhjI)

318 Wolfus,

That is a beautiful quote.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2024 12:58 PM (iU/IZ)

319 62 days, 2 minutes.

62 days, 1 minutes.

Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2024 12:58 PM (fV+MH)

320 Small potatoes, but steadily increasing.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 19, 2024 12:53 PM


Try to sign up as a margin trader if you haven't already. And get the pre and after market ability. If you trade index ETFs, the trend from 6AM to the open usually continues for at least the first 30 minutes to an hour after the bell. Not always but mostly.

You can grab some quick bucks if you don't get greedy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 19, 2024 12:58 PM (aD39U)

321 288 274 "As the world burns, Kamala was spotted on vacation in Hawaii.
https://tinyurl.com/3h7ksu48

Blowing through a billion bucks in a few months is a hell of a lot of work.

Posted by: Stateless at November 19, 2024 12:59 PM (jvJvP)

322 Her health is really suffering. She's unjabbed so it's not related to any mental issues those cause.

Thanks in advance.
----------------
Open the windows for a couple days.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 19, 2024 12:59 PM (jFCkp)

323 "Kamala nude? Good God no. Just no!"

No skin. She just looks way better in the suit.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at November 19, 2024 12:59 PM (0I+GC)

324 Is there actually any difference between a "chart" and a "diagram?"
Posted by: Bulg at November 19, 2024 12:51 PM (v6JzV)


Zombie Ross Perot has entered the chat

Posted by: Doof at November 19, 2024 12:59 PM (jgdZo)

325 I didn't know anyone could smell a moth's balls.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 19, 2024 12:59 PM (pohLc)

326 One of my mom's friends has a horrible issue going on.

They put mothballs in a trailer. Everything smelled like mothballs. Brought things home to clean. House started to smell like mothballs. Febreeze and baking soda only made things worse.


Wash the moths. Their little balls can get stinky.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 19, 2024 12:59 PM (3t4sN)

327 Green River by CCR is pretty much a summary of how rich country life and its simple pleasures can be.
Posted by: whig

Rope hanging from a tree is a racist pro lynching lyric.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 19, 2024 12:59 PM (sfDnS)

328 274 "As the world burns, Kamala was spotted on vacation in Hawaii.
https://tinyurl.com/3h7ksu48"
---------------
Is she staying at Obama's place?
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 19, 2024 12:53 PM (jFCkp)

She wants to get that Mile High Club badge of honor in the Obama mansion bathroom. (Has the secret service agent that did that been Obamacided yet?)

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and the Reckonings at November 19, 2024 12:59 PM (wcIbG)

329 Society will have to transform itself, that's for sure. I have no good answer to what will happen to all the people whose jobs are going to be done by automation. They're really superfluous eaters.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 19, 2024 12:35 PM (xCA6C)

That's not a creepy phrase at all.


It was intended to be. The history of humanity suggests it is wise to consider the worst case scenario in devising strategies to cope.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 19, 2024 01:00 PM (xCA6C)

330 "As the world burns, Kamala was spotted on vacation in Hawaii.
.......

Thought she was $20 million in debt.

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2024 01:00 PM (v0R5T)

331 The pussification of America.

Georgia woman arrested for letting her 10-year-old son walk to a store less than a mile from home
-----------------


I saw that a few days ago on a regular news site and it's even worse.

It wasn't that she let him. It's that he did it on his own, she was unaware, and then wasn't terrified and panicked when the officer told her he'd gone to town.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 19, 2024 01:00 PM (AAvt3)

332 Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2024 12:58 PM (oZhjI)

Yes.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 19, 2024 01:00 PM (eZwyX)

333 "As the world burns, Kamala was spotted on vacation in Hawaii.
https://tinyurl.com/3h7ksu48

Blowing through a billion bucks in a few months is a hell of a lot of work.
Posted by: Stateless


107 days.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 19, 2024 01:00 PM (3t4sN)

334 I hear that. I think of it as gambling, albeit, poker rather than slots. You can have a strategy.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 19, 2024 12:55 PM (aD39U)

Yup.
I have been writing covered calls, and selling puts on stocks I am bullish on. Very conservative strategies. The goal is to make a half to one percent a week on average. Of course, it is my speculative money.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 19, 2024 01:00 PM (ufFY8)

335 As the world burns, Kamala was spotted on vacation in Hawaii.
https://tinyurl.com/3h7ksu48"
---------------
Is she staying at Obama's place?
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 19, 2024 12:53 PM (jFCkp)



Gotta be near the bunker.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 19, 2024 01:00 PM (aD39U)

336 214 WTF does a Director of Climate Diversification do?

Take home a lot of money.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 19, 2024 12:42 PM (ExV1e)

I believe the mob refers to those as "no show jobs".
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 19, 2024 12:42 PM (CIS44)
________________________________

You're looking at this issue all wrong. Come on, guys. We all know the Jews control the weather. This is the coveted position from which the switches are flipped. The diversity applies to the weather itself. Why do I have to explain these things? Pay attention!

Posted by: Orson at November 19, 2024 01:01 PM (dIske)

337 Society will have to transform itself, that's for sure. I have no good answer to what will happen to all the people whose jobs are going to be done by automation. They're really superfluous eaters.

There is a high level of desire for "hand crafted" whatever from food to art. Lower the cost of working by getting rid of regulations and I don't think they'll be an issue with "superfluous eaters"

And remember something like 90% of the population used to be employed in agriculture. We went down to what 1%? or something like that and society found plenty of things to pay those people to do instead of farm.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2024 01:01 PM (oZhjI)

338 "As the world burns, Kamala was spotted on vacation in Hawaii.
https://tinyurl.com/3h7ksu48

Blowing through a billion bucks in a few months is a hell of a lot of work.
Posted by: Stateless


107 days.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 19, 2024 01:00 PM (3t4sN)

1.46B$

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 19, 2024 01:01 PM (CIS44)

339 Is she staying at Obama's place?
------
Is there a photo of her in bed reading a book, opened to about page 12??

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 19, 2024 01:01 PM (hovnC)

340
"The pussification of America.

Georgia woman arrested for letting her 10-year-old son walk to a store less than a mile from home
-----------------
I was doing that in 1st and 2nd grade. In 3rd and above it was something like 2-3 miles a day, one way, but I had a bike. We have a country full of pussies.

Posted by: Pudinhead"



Yep. I wish Trump could issue an executive order to undoes all the nanny state rules imposed since the 80's that are ruining childhood. Unfortunately it is a more a mindset and web of local laws that is the problem. Although keeping the CDC from issuing endless safety advisories would be something that could be done at the federal level.

Posted by: Ripley at November 19, 2024 01:01 PM (GUOwU)

341 Rachel Vindman
‪@natsechobbyist.bsky.social‬

Nancy Mace is vile and completely devoid of class.
Posted by: Mister Ghost

Mace is whip smart, pretty, and has a smokin' bod. You on the other hand, are married to a traitorous lump of gelatinous goo and are definately frustrated by having to sleep with that. I can definately see why you hate her.

Posted by: Cheri at November 19, 2024 01:01 PM (oiNtH)

342 The answer to why did Democrats lose is simple: Right wingers spent forty years teaching their minions to hate the opposition no matter what. Democrats could make this place a utopia but right wing hate television and radio will find or make up reasons to hate them. Unfortunately, the only way it was put down in the past was a civil war.

Lies that are not pushed pack was a huge problem. I think we learned our lesson and will not let the party get away with the lies from here on out. We did let a lot of lies go unnoticed. I believe those days are over.

The Democrats have not had real power in DC since the 90s. Obama, Biden, and Nancy Pelosi just barely managed to find the votes for the ACA, which was a minimal upgrade to our woefully inadequate health insurance structure.

Biden had a bare majority for two years and managed to do a lot of good, but again, radical recovery from decades of Republican plundering is not possible with such tiny margins.

Voters may feel it's a pendulum going back and forth, but I don't see it that way.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 19, 2024 01:01 PM (JCZqz)

343 First time I've seen her not wearing the suit.
Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy
----------

Looks like she's in the "MooMoo curious" faze of her fashion journey.

Posted by: WisRich at November 19, 2024 01:01 PM (G0vdT)

344 Georgia woman arrested for letting her 10-year-old son walk to a store less than a mile from home
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 19, 2024 12:53 PM (sfDnS)


Every single government person involved in the story needs to lose their jobs.

I do wonder, though, if she's divorced and her ex is fucking with her.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 19, 2024 01:02 PM (ExV1e)

345 Posted by: Archimedes at November 19, 2024 01:00 PM (xCA6C)

AI needs to be kept in check or destroyed

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 19, 2024 01:02 PM (eZwyX)

346 316 How to Get That Old Mothball Smell Out of Clothes, Furniture & More

https://is.gd/FP7YHn

Posted by: Archimedes at November 19, 2024 12:58 PM (xCA6C)

Thanks. I'll show it to her.

She's tried most of this. She's been telling my mother about all this.

Posted by: Stateless at November 19, 2024 01:02 PM (jvJvP)

347 What the idea of deflationary spirals seems to miss is that deflation increases expected real rates of return on investment. It's why the typical deflation of a recession doesn't turn into one.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at November 19, 2024 12:53 PM (eYoxG)

However, it makes risk-free returns higher. If holding onto cash gave a reasonable return, why invest at all?

Fundamentally, the problem is that our entire monetary and financial system requires constant, low-level inflation to keep running. It’s a tax on people who don’t want to invest or speculate. I’d prefer we protect savers and not worry about deflation, but here we are.

Also, this tells us that most prices are never coming down. The Bidenflation is the new baseline.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 19, 2024 01:02 PM (FC8SQ)

348 Mothballs are pretty good in the ex's gas tank, too.

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2024 01:02 PM (v0R5T)

349 Yup.
I have been writing covered calls, and selling puts on stocks I am bullish on. Very conservative strategies. The goal is to make a half to one percent a week on average. Of course, it is my speculative money.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 19, 2024 01:00 PM (ufFY


You are a more technical trader than I am. I will occasionally trade a single stock but my track record is not particularly good. Options confuse me.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 19, 2024 01:02 PM (aD39U)

350 The Democrats have not had real power in DC since the 90s.

=======

Show your work.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 19, 2024 01:02 PM (CIS44)

351 >>Thought she was $20 million in debt.

She's going to fight Jake Paul for $20 million and pay it off.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2024 01:02 PM (LkLld)

352 >>>I hope they become extinct.

I do like the screaming crazies set to heavy metal music. So something good became of their rampant insanity. I don't normally like heavy metal.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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I would donate to an organization "Tube Tie Anonymous" . Tying their tubes would improve the gene pool.

Posted by: Braenyard - some animals are more equal than others at November 19, 2024 01:02 PM (bxYeq)

353 I gave her an air purifier. She says it didn't work. Someone suggested ozone. That was a no go. She's an older lady. Her husband doesn't smell things. I'm wondering if part of it is psychosomatic. I was just on the phone with her and she's at her wit's end.


-

We used a professional ozone generator to remove a mildew odor a few years ago and it worked GREAT.


If that's not an option, coffee grounds. Paper plates all over the area with fresh coffee grounds. Buy whatever is cheapest. You'll need to replace them every three days or so, but they'll absorb the odor while helping the stink.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 19, 2024 01:02 PM (AAvt3)

354 So, is there a claim out there that Russia shot down all six U.S.-supplied missiles and only one target was damaged by falling debris?

If true, this was a nice time to show our hand: a pair of deuces, a 7 of clubs and a couple of used Starbucks gift cards.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 19, 2024 01:03 PM (wzAuc)

355 Looks like she's in the "MooMoo curious" faze of her fashion journey.
---------------
Pre-Whoopie Phase. We need to get her on a paddle board.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 19, 2024 01:03 PM (jFCkp)

356 AI needs to be kept in check or destroyed

I very much doubt it's possible. Any number of Hollywood productions, e.g. Dune: Prophecy, confirm that.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 19, 2024 01:03 PM (xCA6C)

357 They've been staying in hotels. She's worried about anything entering the house being contaminated with the smells.

Does the Horde have any ideas?

Her health is really suffering. She's unjabbed so it's not related to any mental issues those cause.

Thanks in advance.
Posted by: Stateless
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Ozone is the usual mainstay of fire and restoration companies but it is super high levels where no humans allowed for a day or so. We had to do that for my mother's house as she was a hoarder and got to where she did not keep up with where her elderly cat decided to use the bathroom. Think it took a day or so with no one allowed to be inside the house during that time.

I think some sorts of UV light can break up smells as well but only where it shines. Interior furnishings, especially soft goods, can be aired up and put in sunlight for several days which also fumigates and UV irradiates them.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2024 01:03 PM (ctrM5)

358 I was doing that in 1st and 2nd grade. In 3rd and above it was something like 2-3 miles a day, one way, but I had a bike. We have a country full of pussies.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 19, 2024 12:56 PM (jFCkp)


It's not pussies. It's totalitarians. Child safety is the excuse, not the goal.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 19, 2024 01:04 PM (ExV1e)

359 Remember the big hit, Ace was in during the 60s: It Takes A Shelf?
Posted by: Mister Ghost


Are You Being Shelved?
Fawlty Shelves.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 19, 2024 12:39 PM (3t4sN)

The Shelf
The Man from S.H.E.L.F.
Star Shelves
Get Shelf!
The Way We Shelved

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 19, 2024 01:04 PM (VNX3d)

360 Thought she was $20 million in debt.
Posted by: wth at November 19, 2024

Her campaign is and campaign people weren't going to be be paid. I'm sure Kamala made out just fine.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2024 01:04 PM (b5QhD)

361 The NYT has an article by a supposedly heterosexual woman complaining that having a relationship with a man is painful because men are just too different from women.

And...its amazing...NYT writers are discovering men and women are different after all, and it is more then just whether you wear a skirt or not too!

The differences in how men and women act and view the world has been a main topic of literature since literature existed, but I think what this AWFL author is really complaining about is that reality just will not align with the AWFL view of the world and is pushing that painful discovery on men not getting with the narrative as opposed to the universe disagreeing with them...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2024 01:04 PM (oZhjI)

362 Come on, guys. We all know the Jews control the weather.

Posted by: Orson at November 19, 2024 01:01 PM (dIske)
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You're a kippa!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 19, 2024 01:04 PM (SRx3B)

363 Be careful if you sprinkle baking soda. If there's any humidity it can clump and bond to whatever you sprinkle it on and it can be a pain to deal with after that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 19, 2024 01:04 PM (AAvt3)

364 What the idea of deflationary spirals seems to miss is that deflation increases expected real rates of return on investment. It's why the typical deflation of a recession doesn't turn into one.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at November 19, 2024 12:53 PM (eYoxG)


Part of it is the idea that no one will buy anything because the cost is coming down. Like, sure, I need new tires because my car doesn't move on hubs, but I can put that off until the price comes down to zero, since the data model says it will.

Idiot. Krugman not you of course.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 19, 2024 01:04 PM (D7oie)

365 Can someone please slap the shit out of David Cole?

Thanks.

(Takimag's resident piece of shit.)

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 19, 2024 01:05 PM (8XYYe)

366 There are four shelves.

Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2024 01:05 PM (fV+MH)

367 Thought she was $20 million in debt.

She's going to fight Jake Paul for $20 million and pay it off.
Posted by: JackStraw


Kamala is 60. Jake Paul's limit is 58.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 19, 2024 01:05 PM (3t4sN)

368 Her campaign is and campaign people weren't going to be be paid. I'm sure Kamala made out just fine.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2024 01:04 PM (b5QhD)

I promise the 1M$ Oprah payment was funneled directly back to the Ho.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 19, 2024 01:05 PM (CIS44)

369 @ 54 - yeah, same here, lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at November 19, 2024 01:05 PM (gY0JQ)

370 >>>
You are a more technical trader than I am. I will occasionally trade a single stock but my track record is not particularly good. Options confuse me.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
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Options scare me. My trading record has improved greatly since I subscribed to Charles Payne. YMMV

Posted by: Braenyard - some animals are more equal than others at November 19, 2024 01:05 PM (bxYeq)

371 Options confuse me.
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Time Value is your enemy. Play three month options and dump them before a month plays out.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 19, 2024 01:05 PM (jFCkp)

372 GOD diversified the climate when he created the universe and everything in it.

Posted by: Eromero at November 19, 2024 01:05 PM (1E6vv)

373 I think King Harv is in trouble ....

Posted by: runner at November 19, 2024 01:05 PM (V13WU)

374 right wing hate television and radio
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And those capitalist bastards at the NYT and WaPo!!!
-- yes, previous DU commenters

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 19, 2024 01:05 PM (hovnC)

375 I very much doubt it's possible. Any number of Hollywood productions, e.g. Dune: Prophecy, confirm that./i]

I've been darkly amused lately watching the "pacifist" left demand autonomous kill drones be given to the Ukes to save their precious democracy (TM).

Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2024 01:06 PM (oZhjI)

376 Could you tell the Jews to turn the heat down a bit?

Posted by: eleven at November 19, 2024 01:06 PM (fV+MH)

377 Rope hanging from a tree is a racist pro lynching lyric.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Standard answer to leftists. I don't care.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2024 01:06 PM (ctrM5)

378 I was doing that in 1st and 2nd grade. In 3rd and above it was something like 2-3 miles a day, one way, but I had a bike. We have a country full of pussies.
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It's not pussies. It's totalitarians. Child safety is the excuse, not the goal.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic

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It's not just that. Not anymore. Even traditionally safe areas are full of illegals, cartel representatives / child s3x predators, illegals, rainbow p3d0s, etc.

We have allowed our country to become unsafe for children.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 19, 2024 01:06 PM (AAvt3)

379 Jim Geraghty
@j___eraghty

Rick Wilson, a former Republican political strategist and co-founder of the anti-Trump Lincoln Project, announced that he’s a senior adviser to a new group called the Two Plus Two Coalition. According to the New York Times, the group plans to target Musk and Rupert Murdoch by uncovering “the hidden sources of disinformation and expose them for what they are,” and operating “as an opposition research firm but with a military-grade intelligence-gathering operation that went far beyond the document vetting typical of a political campaign.”

The coalition, the Times said, “asked donors for a minimum investment of $1 million, and was aiming for an annual budget of $10 million to $15 million.”

Posted by: redridinghood at November 19, 2024 01:06 PM (NpAcC)

380 The answer to why did Democrats lose is simple: Right wingers spent forty years teaching their minions to hate the opposition no matter what. Democrats could make this place a utopia but ...

... first we must kill or enslave all the right wingers.

- DU saying what they really want.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 19, 2024 01:07 PM (/lPRQ)

381 @ImMeme0
As the world burns, Kamala was spotted on vacation in Hawaii.

https://tinyurl.com/3h7ksu48
Posted by: redridinghood at November 19, 2024 12:48 PM (NpAcC)
_______________________________

So, her six figure salary and free accommodations paid for by the last year was for not performing her job. She's campaigned and now is taking a vacation. Can we dock her pay?

Posted by: Orson at November 19, 2024 01:07 PM (dIske)

382 > Someone suggested ozone. That was a no go.

Why? Ozone is most likely the only thing that will make a real difference.

Sure, you have to leave the house for a while. You also have to air it out really well before going back in the house. But if they're staying at a hotel anyway, what's the problem?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2024 01:07 PM (Odg76)

383 You can grab some quick bucks if you don't get greedy.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 19, 2024 12:58 PM (aD39U)

Yeah, I can do spreads, just not the naked call stuff (I am not THAT crazy). Haven't tried ETF stuff, but somewhat familiar with it.

The transaction fees are so small now, there is a lot less friction per trade, which is nice.

The nice thing about some strategies, is that you can pick two of three directions (up, level, down) and be profitable.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 19, 2024 01:07 PM (ufFY8)

384 When all you have is a hammer...
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 19, 2024 12:49 PM (VGRuw)



A sickle is somewhere in the tool shed as well.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2024 01:07 PM (y9nCu)

385 Here's a good encyclopedia article on Classical Liberalism:

https://tinyurl.com/ms9n75pp
(Britannica)

I think most of us on here are Classical Liberals when you get right down to it.

Because the left has fallen so far into collectivism and tyranny in their pursuit of Social Liberalism + a new hybrid system of cultural tyranny and state capitalism.
Kinda like China's system.

When you add all that together you see they want a sort of International Fascism - not much different than your garden variety National Socialism of the 1930s-40s, except they don't limit their territory to a certain land or race - "Volk".

Which is why I cringe at the word "Folks" that the left has been using since Obama started doing it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 19, 2024 01:07 PM (6ydKt)

386 Posted by: 18-1 at November 19, 2024 01:04 PM (oZhjI)

Gore's movie title was not just a lie, it was a revealing lie.

The Left only regards the truth as either convenient or inconvenient, and acts accordingly.

Posted by: ... at November 19, 2024 01:07 PM (gf6ih)

387 288 274 "As the world burns, Kamala was spotted on vacation in Hawaii.
https://tinyurl.com/3h7ksu48"
---------------
Is she staying at Obama's place?
Posted by: Pudinhead
.........................
He's selling it. Those seas are rising again and his grift is drying up. Klimate Change is rele!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 19, 2024 01:07 PM (sAmhv)

388 Charlie Kirk

@charliekirk11
🚨BREAKING: Sen. Markwayne Mullin will vote to confirm Gaetz as AG:

"The president wants a hammer at the DOJ, and he sees Matt Gaetz as a hammer...We hired an unconventional president. The American people wanted that."

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 19, 2024 01:07 PM (TGPs7)

389 Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 19, 2024 01:06 PM (AAvt3)

This. So much this.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 19, 2024 01:08 PM (eZwyX)

390 Not bad. Blow a $billion, laugh it off in Hawaii.
Nice work if you can get it.

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2024 01:08 PM (v0R5T)

391
You Only Shelve Twice

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2024 01:08 PM (y9nCu)

392 Is there a photo of her in bed reading a book, opened to about page 12??
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 19, 2024 01:01 PM (hovnC)


"Fun with Dick and Jane" - careful searching that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 19, 2024 01:08 PM (ExV1e)

393 operating “as an opposition research firm but with a military-grade intelligence-gathering operation

Whoah, a military-grade operation, you say. That sounds super cereal. We should surrender.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 19, 2024 01:08 PM (xCA6C)

394 Does anyone know anything about Bluesky?
Is he a Russian hockey player drafted by the Bruins?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 19, 2024 01:09 PM (kTd/k)

395 co-founder of the anti-Trump Lincoln Project
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How's that work going then? 😂😂🤣🤣

Posted by: ... at November 19, 2024 01:09 PM (gf6ih)

396 Does the Horde have any ideas?

Her health is really suffering. She's unjabbed so it's not related to any mental issues those cause.

Thanks in advance.
Posted by: Stateless at November 19, 2024 12:57 PM (jvJvP)

Spread around some moth pussy. Maybe it will cancel out. (denounces self)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2024 01:09 PM (Zh6yF)

397 If you're thinking of buying a Jaguar, don't:

https://tinyurl.com/vasbfyph

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 19, 2024 01:09 PM (SRx3B)

398 Totalitarians don't want kids to go to the store alone, but it's toots cool if you want to abort or fuck them.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 19, 2024 01:09 PM (pohLc)

399 Is there a photo of her in bed reading a book, opened to about page 12??

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i donet get it

Posted by: LaBron James at November 19, 2024 01:09 PM (AAvt3)

400 If you had a contest where everyone tried to outdo each other in ever more bizarre denials of reality they'd still lose to DU.

If you read that site without knowing they are real, you'd swear it was a satire site of jokesters.

They make the "mind control via radio signals beamed into my fillings" loons look like reasoned scientists.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 19, 2024 01:09 PM (kPo9j)

401 @charliekirk11
🚨BREAKING: Sen. Markwayne Mullin will vote to confirm Gaetz as AG:

"The president wants a hammer at the DOJ, and he sees Matt Gaetz as a hammer...We hired an unconventional president. The American people wanted that."
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 19, 2024 01:07 PM (TGPs7)

Wow ONE of my senators is enacting the will of the people.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 19, 2024 01:09 PM (CIS44)

402 Is she staying at Obama's place?
Posted by: Pudinhead
.........................
He's selling it. Those seas are rising again and his grift is drying up. Klimate Change is rele!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come
.......

Does it come with a chef?

Posted by: wth at November 19, 2024 01:09 PM (v0R5T)

403 363 Be careful if you sprinkle baking soda. If there's any humidity it can clump and bond to whatever you sprinkle it on and it can be a pain to deal with after that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 19, 2024 01:04 PM (AAvt3)

She learned that lesson.

I'll tell her about the ozone again and the coffee grounds.






I think some sorts of UV light can break up smells as well but only where it shines. Interior furnishings, especially soft goods, can be aired up and put in sunlight for several days which also fumigates and UV irradiates them.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2024 01:03 PM (ctrM5)

I'll tell her this too. Thanks.

Posted by: Stateless at November 19, 2024 01:09 PM (jvJvP)

404 Does anyone know anything about Bluesky?
Is he a Russian hockey player drafted by the Bruins?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 19, 2024 01:09 PM (kTd/k)


I think it's a kids' TV show.

Posted by: spindrift at November 19, 2024 01:09 PM (OguvZ)

405 361 The NYT has an article by a supposedly heterosexual woman complaining that having a relationship with a man is painful because men are just too different from women.

And...its amazing...NYT writers are discovering men and women are different after all, and it is more then just whether you wear a skirt or not too!

The differences in how men and women act and view the world has been a main topic of literature since literature existed, but I think what this AWFL author is really complaining about is that reality just will not align with the AWFL view of the world and is pushing that painful discovery on men not getting with the narrative as opposed to the universe disagreeing with them...
Posted by: 18-1
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This is why it is easier to be a simple country folks.

City folks spend too much time worrying about what is simple. Men and women are complementary and not competitive with each other as a separate species.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2024 01:09 PM (ctrM5)

406 Alaska repeal of Ranked Choice voting FAILS two weeks after the election, when more and more ballots were found and counted.

It ultimately failed by 194 votes.



Murkowski lives.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 19, 2024 01:09 PM (pZ0Mr)

407 Totalitarians don't want kids to go to the store alone, but it's toots cool if you want to abort or fuck them.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 19, 2024 01:09 PM (pohLc)

They can't walk to a store but they can sterilize themselves.

Posted by: ... at November 19, 2024 01:10 PM (gf6ih)

408 379: THE GRIFT MUST FLOW!!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 19, 2024 01:10 PM (sAmhv)

409 Remember the big hit, Ace was in during the 60s: It Takes A Shelf?
Posted by: Mister Ghost


Are You Being Shelved?
Fawlty Shelves.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 19, 2024 12:39 PM (3t4sN)

The Shelf
The Man from S.H.E.L.F.
Star Shelves
Get Shelf!
The Way We Shelved
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 19, 2024 01:04 PM


House of Shelves
This Old Shelf
The Shelves of Navarone

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2024 01:10 PM (kgE5c)

410 NOOD

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 19, 2024 01:10 PM (KcwUg)

411 NOOD ALERT

Posted by: Max Power at November 19, 2024 01:10 PM (q177U)

412 On Her Majesty's Shelving Service

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 19, 2024 01:10 PM (hovnC)

413 Nood. Nancy Mace.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 19, 2024 01:10 PM (ExV1e)

414 The transaction fees are so small now, there is a lot less friction per trade, which is nice.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 19, 2024 01:07 PM (ufFY



I don't know how the brokerages make money on it. It's just a few cents per $1K.

Volume and selling from their own holdings, I guess.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 19, 2024 01:10 PM (aD39U)

415 >> Starship test flight at 5PM EST today. Trump expected to attend.

It will be another chopstick catch for the booster, and an attempted soft landing for the Starship itself.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 19, 2024 01:11 PM (w6EFb)

416 Why? Ozone is most likely the only thing that will make a real difference.

Sure, you have to leave the house for a while. You also have to air it out really well before going back in the house. But if they're staying at a hotel anyway, what's the problem?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2024 01:07 PM (Odg76)

I'll run that past her again.

She's getting pretty desperate.

Posted by: Stateless at November 19, 2024 01:11 PM (jvJvP)

417 https://tinyurl.com/vasbfyph
Posted by: Biden's Dog
======
Fancy cars ain't my thing.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2024 01:11 PM (ctrM5)

418 The NYT has an article by a supposedly heterosexual woman complaining that having a relationship with a man is painful because men are just too different from women.

And...its amazing...NYT writers are discovering men and women are different after all, and it is more then just whether you wear a skirt or not too!


-

It's almost like we were designed to compliment each other.

It's hilarious that people think we're interchangeable widgets. Well, right up until there's no air conditioning.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 19, 2024 01:11 PM (AAvt3)

419 Whatever you do, don't mention IKEA.

I did but I think I got away with it.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 19, 2024 01:11 PM (hovnC)

420 Even traditionally safe areas are full of illegals, cartel representatives / child s3x predators, illegals, rainbow p3d0s, etc.

this is a good point; the days of "come home when the streetlights come on" are gone for more than just one reason

Posted by: brak at November 19, 2024 01:11 PM (NGHTx)

421 >>>The coalition, the Times said, “asked donors for a minimum investment of $1 million, and was aiming for an annual budget of $10 million to $15 million.”
Posted by: redridinghood
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If you're going to grift, grift big.

Posted by: Braenyard - some animals are more equal than others at November 19, 2024 01:11 PM (bxYeq)

422 "As the world burns, Kamala was spotted on vacation in Hawaii.
.......

Thought she was $20 million in debt.
Posted by: wth at November 19, 2024 01:00 PM (v0R5T)
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Easily repayable:

https://tinyurl.com/57yhjutj

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 19, 2024 01:12 PM (SRx3B)

423 417 https://tinyurl.com/vasbfyph
Posted by: Biden's Dog
======
Fancy cars ain't my thing.
Posted by: whig
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What an amazing advertisement. He must be a Budweiser associate.

Posted by: Braenyard - some animals are more equal than others at November 19, 2024 01:14 PM (bxYeq)

424 Chunk Uygur has an interesting anecdote. He asked Musk to put him in charge of making cuts at the Pentagon. Musk asked what he had in mind. Uygur remarks Democrats have never asked him that question.

http://tiny.cc/9n6wzz

I have mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, I'm impressed the Democrats refuse to listen to Uygur, who is a moron. On the other hand, I'm impressed Musk is willing to listen to even someone so diametrically opposite him.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 19, 2024 01:14 PM (Odg76)

425 Lies that are not pushed pack was a huge problem. I think we learned our lesson and will not let the party get away with the lies from here on out. We did let a lot of lies go unnoticed. I believe those days are over.

Yes, stop those lies, that's the ticket.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 19, 2024 01:15 PM (Da7Vv)

426 Does anyone know anything about Bluesky?
Is he a Russian hockey player drafted by the Bruins?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 19, 2024 01:09 PM (kTd/k)

It's a heavy-oil sand found in the subsurface throughout northwestern Alberta. Just above the Gething formation.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2024 01:17 PM (Zh6yF)

427 I will occasionally trade a single stock but my track record is not particularly good. Options confuse me.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 19, 2024 01:02 PM (aD39U)

Time value can be your friend.
I usually write (sell) a call on stock I own that is out if the money. For example, one call of Hawaiian Electric (HE) at 11 expiring in a week. currently trades at 10.50. You get maybe $7-$10.

If the stock stays the same or goes down, you pocket the cash. If it rises above 11, it gets called away and you added $1100 to your cash.

The risk is a big stock move either way.

Not much, but half a percent a week is 25% per year.

Shit like this is for your mad money.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 19, 2024 01:17 PM (ufFY8)

428 this is a good point; the days of "come home when the streetlights come on" are gone for more than just one reason
Posted by: brak


It is criminal that my grandkids can't grow up in the Leave It To Beaver childhood I did.

And I mean execution > criminal. Because there is no legitimate reason it changed.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 19, 2024 01:18 PM (3t4sN)

429 Wolfus,

That is a beautiful quote.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 19, 2024


***
One of the grat things about the best of Trek is dialog that rings not only true, but eternal. (That was what someone, I forget who, said about Wrath of Khan -- but it applies to all the best episodes.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 19, 2024 01:18 PM (J2vNu)

430 SpeakingOf, I realized I was a classic liberal listening to Jordan Peterson dissect what it actually means. It ties into my yankee Democrat upbringing. But I have a weird libertarian anti-authoritarian bend, combined with a religious POV that is socially moderate to conservative, and a Reagan baby hero worship streak. It has made for an interesting ride politically. But I'm glad the Morons here accept me anyway!

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and the Reckonings at November 19, 2024 01:18 PM (wcIbG)

431 I would like to point out to Elon and Vivek that the good guys won't be the ones in charge for ever, and an efficient government is a very dangerous weapon in the wrong hands.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 19, 2024 01:19 PM (Da7Vv)

432 https://tinyurl.com/vasbfyph
Posted by: Biden's Dog
======
Fancy cars ain't my thing.
Posted by: whig
---

What an amazing advertisement. He must be a Budweiser associate.
Posted by: Braenyard - some animals are more equal than others at November 19, 2024


***

An ad for a product that never shows the product.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 19, 2024 01:20 PM (J2vNu)

433 operating “as an opposition research firm but with a military-grade intelligence-gathering operation

Whoah, a military-grade operation, you say. That sounds super cereal. We should surrender.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Hit a house. Kill almost everyone in it. Take the last guy for expedited rendition. Snatch their computers, send to intel to decrypt and find the next targets to hit that same night.... yeah, right.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 19, 2024 01:20 PM (/lPRQ)

434 430 It ties into my yankee Democrat upbringing. But I have a weird libertarian anti-authoritarian bend, combined with a religious POV that is socially moderate to conservative, and a Reagan baby hero worship streak.

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and the Reckonings at November 19, 2024 01:18 PM (wcIbG)

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You're just what used to be a "Normal American" thirty or forty years ago.

America was founded on classical liberal philosophy.

We've just been "de-normalized" by a decadent, libertine, powerful, elite with psychological problems and zero moral compass.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 19, 2024 01:25 PM (6ydKt)

435 Remember the big hit, Ace was in during the 60s: It Takes A Shelf?
Posted by: Mister Ghost


Are You Being Shelved?
Fawlty Shelves.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 19, 2024 12:39 PM (3t4sN)

The Shelf
The Man from S.H.E.L.F.
Star Shelves
Get Shelf!
The Way We Shelved
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 19, 2024 01:04 PM (VNX3d)

The Facts of Shelf
The Love Shelf
Welcome back, Shelvy

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 19, 2024 01:26 PM (Aqu9a)

436 Love Hoe Math

Posted by: Sunny at November 19, 2024 02:01 PM (aBsVL)

437 Orson: You beat me to it. The Venn diagram intersection would have "grifters".

The pie chart forgot "Racists" under the Left (a modest slice, say, 15%~25%), and maybe a super thin "Racists" for the Right, say 1%. I wish it was 0% for the Right, but, let's all be honest here, we've met them. Much rarer than the Left which seems obsessed with race.

Gantt Charts? Let's go with Swimlane Diagrams and Cubes with Rollups! And yes, those are real things that I had to create last week! Data Scientist awaaayyyy!

Posted by: ZilWerks at November 19, 2024 02:38 PM (0MpOC)

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