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Open Thread
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mindful webworker - not late yet at November 18, 2024 10:28 PM (2O2GO)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 18, 2024 10:28 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2024 10:28 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2024 10:29 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 18, 2024 10:29 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2024 10:29 PM (dDmld)
Thoughts???
Posted by: lin-duh at November 18, 2024 10:30 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2024 10:30 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2024 10:30 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Moonbeam at November 18, 2024 10:30 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2024 10:30 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: mindful webworker - puzzling at November 18, 2024 10:30 PM (2O2GO)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2024 10:31 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 18, 2024 10:31 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: LRob in OK at November 18, 2024 10:31 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 18, 2024 10:31 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 18, 2024 10:31 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 10:31 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 18, 2024 10:31 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: 496 at November 18, 2024 10:32 PM (S8yFn)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2024 10:32 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2024 10:32 PM (dDmld)
Rotary phones? We had one hanging on the wall with a crank on the side. Our number was 106.
Posted by: LRob in OK at November 18, 2024 10:32 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2024 10:31 PM (0Htd1)
I have several. I also have a land line but I haven't wired in the rotary phone to the bedroom.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 10:33 PM (D7oie)
Might as well call it that. Hasn't really been truly Overnight since Pixy started tech reports.
Posted by: mindful webworker - puzzled with pieces missing at November 18, 2024 10:33 PM (2O2GO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 10:33 PM (iU/IZ)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Luxury. We'd send a Tweet via Pony Express while Vic (RIP, sir) was still banging out hyroglyphics of Busty Egyptian Lesbians.
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 18, 2024 10:33 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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Still have one. Only way we can get internet up at the shack. Some type of DSL I suppose. We thought it funny and plugged in an old rotary and it works.
Posted by: scampydog at November 18, 2024 10:34 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: irright at November 18, 2024 10:34 PM (AiYrC)
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 10:27 PM (RFPHU)
DONT!!!
Doof
Over
Night
Thread
Posted by: haffhowershower at November 18, 2024 10:30 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: haffhowershower at November 18, 2024 10:34 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 10:34 PM (iU/IZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 10:35 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 18, 2024 10:35 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2024 10:31 PM (0Htd1)
They go back a long, long time. I had one of these; donated it to a museum: date is 1905
https://tinyurl.com/y656y324
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 10:35 PM (djmRI)
Posted by: Ciampino - arrest them at November 18, 2024 10:35 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Daffy Duck at November 18, 2024 10:36 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Diogenes
But Mrs. Time Fuze is good for about six inches.
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 18, 2024 10:36 PM (MsrgL)
Got the smell out?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 10:29 PM (iU/IZ)
Honestly? I have no idea.
So the good news the smell is a lot less. At one point you could smell the damn thing from 100 feet away. Now I basically got to pop the hood and get my nose over where the poor creature died. Unless the car has been running, in which case you can just stand in front of it with the hood open and catch a whiff.
As for inside? Aaahhhhh...I'm really not sure. I've sprayed all sorts of shit and have got so many striped and bent clips and all I don't even know what I'm smelling anymore.
But it doesn't help things that I have a very dull sense of smell and I've also been congested.
I'm probably gonna go nose blind by this point.
Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2024 10:36 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 10:36 PM (iU/IZ)
Over
Night
Thread
Posted by: haffhowershower at November 18, 2024 10:30 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: haffhowershower at November 18, 2024 10:34 PM (NMT5x)
Careful what you ask for!
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 10:37 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Ciampino - arrest them at November 18, 2024 10:35 PM (i0xsb)
Well, if you rub orbs, something will come out...
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 18, 2024 10:37 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 18, 2024 10:37 PM (0eaVi)
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Orbs?
Has this become a boob thread?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2024 10:38 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: nerdygirl
We had one hanging on the wall with a crank on the side. Our number was 106.
Posted by: LRob in OK
Hah! When I was a wee tad, we had voice-activated dialing. No buttons, no dial, no crank. Just picked up the receiver and wait for the prompt.
"Number, ple-ease."
I would say, "Two Four Six," and be connected to my friend Tom's house. (No idea what our number was.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - puzzled with pieces missing at November 18, 2024 10:38 PM (2O2GO)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2024 10:38 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: LRob in OK at November 18, 2024 10:39 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 18, 2024 10:39 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 18, 2024 10:39 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 18, 2024 10:40 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: LRob in OK at November 18, 2024 10:39 PM (TSQkU)
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The hand grenade theme has pretty much been beaten into dust already and we're still under 50 comments.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2024 10:40 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: CA Token at November 18, 2024 10:40 PM (2+yws)
What more could we ask for🤪?!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 18, 2024 10:40 PM (Z25uN)
Posted by: Not It at November 18, 2024 10:40 PM (WQ7Xk)
Maybe hire one of those companies that cleans up crime scenes. And forever afterwards if you want to escape a conversation could start with, "I had to hire one of the crime scene clean-up companies..."
And to their horrified gaze make your escape.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 10:41 PM (iU/IZ)
You picked up the earpiece, waited for the operator to come on, & gave her (in those days all telephone operators were women) the number you were calling. Either the person would pick up, or the operator would come back on, and say "Busy," or "No answer."
My grandparents had these. The earpiece was connected to the speaker by a chord.
Posted by: mnw at November 18, 2024 10:41 PM (NLIak)
Has this become a boob thread?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2024 10:38 PM (dDmld)
Um, sure.
https://tinyurl.com/y56r4ft6
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2024 10:41 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Adriane the Valley of the Sunstroke Critic . . . at November 18, 2024 10:41 PM (TX4bP)
Don't be entitled assholes. If you want a fun filled ONT, write one and submit it yourself. Otherwise, shut up and be thankful.
Btw, what is the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 18, 2024 10:41 PM (+FOYs)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at November 18, 2024 10:41 PM (kOluj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 10:42 PM (iU/IZ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2024 10:38 PM (0Htd1)
It is.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2024 10:42 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Ciampino - preconceived ideas at November 18, 2024 10:42 PM (i0xsb)
You remember Mr. Douglas and the troubles he had with his phone. I think the Hooterville Phone Company was inept, though Sam Drucker seemed to do OK with his phone. Maybe because the store was also a Post Office.
Posted by: Hooterville World Guardian at November 18, 2024 10:42 PM (nS6qG)
Orbs?
Has this become a boob thread?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2024 10:38 PM
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Boob thread?
OK. That's disappointing.
Posted by: Don Lemon at November 18, 2024 10:42 PM (AiYrC)
Posted by: caf at November 18, 2024 10:42 PM (/+mVZ)
That grenade? I was waiting for a fat genie to come out.
Posted by: Ciampino
Burl Ives?
https://t.ly/HmpFO
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2024 10:43 PM (63Dwl)
Sorry, got carried away defending a fellow fictional creation. Apologies all round.
Mind you, if Tim the Wizard is bitter, he bloody well has the right to be.
Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at November 18, 2024 10:43 PM (tmPIh)
Posted by: 13times at November 18, 2024 10:43 PM (GK/uQ)
To be used against dangerous rabbits.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2024 10:43 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 10:34 PM (iU/IZ)
This could be a good thing.
Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2024 10:43 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Miklos was given to understand that there would be no math at November 18, 2024 10:43 PM (+w4kg)
The NY Post has a story about that Sweden and Finland are preparing their citizens for war after Biden allowing the Ukraine to use longer range missiles v Russia.
Welcome to the alliance former neutrals. Kissinger said something like " being America's enemy is dangerous, but being it's friend that s fatal"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 18, 2024 10:45 PM (/y7Fe)
Just for a few images, got a road red unicorn or at worse a paint unicorn. Now they have reverted back to being white. What a bloody cock-up.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 10:45 PM (iU/IZ)
Posted by: Cardinal Biggles
And the campaign is $20 million in dept.
Posted by: Manly Tim the Electoral Wizard slinks to Minnesotan lair at November 18, 2024 10:45 PM (+w4kg)
Btw, what is the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage
This is:
https://youtu.be/xOrgLj9lOwk
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2024 10:46 PM (63Dwl)
Yes. Did you know you could dial a number by punching it in Morse Code style, by tapping on the "hook"?
Posted by: boynsea at November 18, 2024 10:46 PM (z/uSE)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 18, 2024 10:46 PM (3/kEz)
Posted by: Miklos was given to understand that there would be no math at November 18, 2024 10:43 PM (+w4kg)
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From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.
See? The HQ is sort of a socialist hellhole.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2024 10:46 PM (dDmld)
And to their horrified gaze make your escape.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 10:41 PM (iU/IZ)
I might need to. But I think the cops might look at me askance when I ask them who they hire to clean up after a murder.
"So don't take this the wrong way, but..."
Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2024 10:46 PM (1Yy3c)
"And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.''
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2024 10:46 PM (WXNFJ)
To be used against dangerous rabbits.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Need
Posted by: a rabbit put out Miss Dixie's eye at November 18, 2024 10:46 PM (+w4kg)
https://m.youtube.com/@Kenislovas/videos
He rips out nuisance beaver dams by hand, putting us lazy Americans, with our excavators and Tannerite, to shame. Watching dams collapse is strangely addictive.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 18, 2024 10:47 PM (GZDmk)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 18, 2024 10:47 PM (+VovS)
“Three, sir!”
Posted by: H at November 18, 2024 10:47 PM (4N/0w)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2024 10:31 PM (0Htd1)
Yep. I remember having a "party" line...fun as a kid, listening to the oldsters chatting about each other...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 18, 2024 10:47 PM (Z25uN)
"So don't take this the wrong way, but..."
Posted by: Robert
Call the coroner's office - they have a list. Really.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2024 10:47 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 18, 2024 10:41 PM (+FOYs)
Someone needs to read their Bible. Book of Armaments, Chapter 2.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 18, 2024 10:47 PM (lg881)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2024 10:31 PM (0Htd1)
______________________
What a vivid imagination. Next thing you'll tell us is that you had to get up to change the channel on the Zenith and attach aluminum pie plates to the antennae.
Posted by: Orson at November 18, 2024 10:47 PM (dIske)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 18, 2024 10:48 PM (+FOYs)
It's from "The Search For The Holy Grail" - Arthur and his knights. Monty Python. Many skits: witches, Excalibur, Black Knight, shrubberies, French castle (I fart in your general direction), ..... coconuts.
Yes, I have played it many times, why do you ask?
Posted by: Ciampino - the funniest MP at November 18, 2024 10:48 PM (i0xsb)
And to their horrified gaze make your escape.
Posted by: Anna Puma
"When I worked for a crime scene cleanup company, boy do I have stories."
Posted by: Miklos is not popular at parties or potluck dinners at November 18, 2024 10:48 PM (+w4kg)
Posted by: pawn at November 18, 2024 10:48 PM (QB+5g)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 18, 2024 10:49 PM (Z25uN)
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*sigh*
I'll never forget my first shipping container. Good times, man. Good times.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2024 10:49 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 10:45 PM (iU/IZ)
How about a wood-grain unicorn, with the Lone Ranger riding off in a cloud of twinkles, shouting, "Heigh-Ho, Sliver!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 10:49 PM (BYxjX)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
The Paolo, He is not impressed. This Kenislovas is a sad imposter.
Posted by: The Paolo at November 18, 2024 10:49 PM (WXNFJ)
WTH. We pay good money to Ace to be entertained and we get a talking Dildo??
Well, I think I'll flounce.
LOL
Posted by: four seasons at November 18, 2024 10:49 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 18, 2024 10:49 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 18, 2024 10:50 PM (+I6Y/)
I guess I had a bit of a magnetic personality back then.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 10:50 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Cicero
Forward, Comrades!
We shall exceed the Quota for both comments AND pig iron!
Posted by: Miklos the Stakhanovite at November 18, 2024 10:50 PM (+w4kg)
OK. That's disappointing.
Posted by: Don Lemon at November 18, 2024 10:42 PM (AiYrC)
Sorry Don, those are not the "orbs" you're looking for.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 18, 2024 10:51 PM (lg881)
*sigh*
I'll never forget my first shipping container. Good times, man. Good times.
==
Great for travel.
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2024 10:51 PM (V13WU)
Better to be Sandy Koufax than Brett Favre.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2024 10:51 PM (bss/y)
Nah, just... evolving.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
It's just a model.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 18, 2024 10:51 PM (+FOYs)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 18, 2024 10:51 PM (3/kEz)
Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at November 18, 2024 10:51 PM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 18, 2024 10:47 PM (+VovS)
Buildiing your own firebase?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 10:51 PM (D7oie)
Oh, please, God! Let it be!
Posted by: mnw at November 18, 2024 10:52 PM (NLIak)
Better to be Sandy Koufax than Brett Favre.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2024 10:51 PM (bss/y)
I prefer the alternate timeline in which Mis Hum started sending everyone dick pics.
Posted by: It's Not Gay Unless You Like It at November 18, 2024 10:52 PM (WQ7Xk)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 18, 2024 10:52 PM (+FOYs)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Not too worried about Finland. They’re certifiably crazy.
Posted by: H at November 18, 2024 10:52 PM (4N/0w)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2024 10:52 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 18, 2024 10:47 PM (GZDmk)
He'd better stay off of my turf.
Posted by: The Paolo at November 18, 2024 10:52 PM (BYxjX)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
https://tinyurl.com/bdetuc3j
Posted by: CCCP 1 Miklosov at November 18, 2024 10:53 PM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2024 10:47 PM (WXNFJ)
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Got Flecks?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2024 10:53 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: It's Not Gay Unless You Like It at November 18, 2024 10:52 PM (WQ7Xk)
Ok...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 18, 2024 10:53 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 18, 2024 10:53 PM (Z25uN)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 18, 2024 10:53 PM (3/kEz)
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*sigh*
I'll never forget my first shipping container. Good times, man. Good times.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Look pal, a little respect or I'll petition CBD to let me do a whole ONT on shipping containers...JUST shipping containers. (smiley face icon here)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 18, 2024 10:53 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: The Dambusters' inconveniently named mascot dog. at November 18, 2024 10:54 PM (AiYrC)
Also, it's been fun to realize how many Iron Maiden fans reside here in Moronville....
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at November 18, 2024 10:54 PM (kOluj)
Posted by: Le Mikleuse mes chers amis at November 18, 2024 10:54 PM (+w4kg)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 18, 2024 10:54 PM (+FOYs)
I guess we crossed the finish line and taking a breather.
Posted by: pawn at November 18, 2024 10:54 PM (QB+5g)
Not anymore apparently, Elon drove him off the cliff it seems. Some post on FB of his "Elon sucks dick in hell."
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 10:54 PM (iU/IZ)
Well, I think I'll flounce.
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Wait. Where are you going?
I was going to make espresso!
Posted by: The Blind Hermit at November 18, 2024 10:54 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 18, 2024 10:54 PM (gn4us)
Posted by: Texican ette at November 18, 2024 10:54 PM (SNf74)
Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at November 18, 2024 10:51 PM (tmPIh)
A 14 year old AOP devoured all the Biggles novels in the high school library.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 10:55 PM (BYxjX)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 18, 2024 10:55 PM (Z25uN)
You see a lot of shipping containers here in my part of Wyoming. Much cheaper than building a barn.
I wanted one but Hubby vetoed my idea. He said "don't you have enough shit already?"
Posted by: four seasons at November 18, 2024 10:55 PM (3ek7K)
Of course, one has to be performed on the White House before he or any of his family enters.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 10:55 PM (VNX3d)
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Agreed.
Posted by: The Dambusters' inconveniently
Watching the Trump Dance become a global phenom is oddly satisfying.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 18, 2024 10:56 PM (35VpT)
What now?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 18, 2024 10:55 PM (Z25uN)
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We have beef jerky.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2024 10:56 PM (dDmld)
_Bloomberg
Posted by: Braenyard at November 18, 2024 10:56 PM (CjRYq)
Posted by: Orson at November 18, 2024 10:56 PM (dIske)
Posted by: H
Their work ethic makes Germans look slack.
Alcohol capacity makes Russians look lightweight.
Posted by: Miklosuomi at November 18, 2024 10:56 PM (+w4kg)
What now?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 18, 2024 10:55 PM (Z25uN)
Based!
I hope you’re doing well, COMM. I’m praying for you. Stay strong!
Posted by: Apocalypse Now! at November 18, 2024 10:56 PM (FC8SQ)
The one and only time I was any help in one of my children's math education efforts other than picking a dad for them who has math skilz I couldn't pass on myself.
One of my finest moments as a mother.
Posted by: Just Lily at November 18, 2024 10:57 PM (5wuBA)
What now?
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Trump Dance
Posted by: Miklos, obviously at November 18, 2024 10:57 PM (+w4kg)
Oh yeah, the dorm lounge. late at night. We would fuck up the picture and turn up a stereo real loud playing some trippy music.
Bob the Cop would come in and see everyone staring at a electronic hurricane and duck right back out again.
Hah!
Posted by: pawn at November 18, 2024 10:57 PM (QB+5g)
Over 1000 comments that night, remember?
Posted by: mnw at November 18, 2024 10:57 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Mr. Coffee at November 18, 2024 10:58 PM (nS6qG)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
Back? Ours were in the front, and when the first color TVs came out, the color controls...man, my brother had NO concept of skin tone.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 18, 2024 10:58 PM (+VovS)
I wanted one but Hubby vetoed my idea. He said "don't you have enough shit already?"
Posted by: four seasons at November 18, 2024 10:55 PM (3ek7K)
Don't you need a guest room?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 10:58 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 18, 2024 10:58 PM (Z25uN)
Also, it's been fun to realize how many Iron Maiden fans reside here in Moronville....
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher
Needs more rock and roll. And dogs - no dogs, not art. Other than that it's 10 out of 10.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 18, 2024 10:58 PM (35VpT)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 18, 2024 10:58 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: RickZ at November 18, 2024 10:59 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 18, 2024 10:59 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Miklos, calculating Statute of Limitations at November 18, 2024 10:59 PM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 11:00 PM (W6hoT)
He's made a lot of appearances the last month or so.
Posted by: haffhowershower at November 18, 2024 11:00 PM (NMT5x)
https://instapundit.com/685370/
This guy was on season 6 of MTV's The Real World.
Not kidding.
Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2024 11:00 PM (1Yy3c)
Go horde
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 18, 2024 11:00 PM (Il//O)
Posted by: RickZ at November 18, 2024 10:59 PM (gKDq2)
Seriously, someone should tell the Junta to Make Tacos, Not War!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 11:00 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
How about aluminum foil on the rabbit ears.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 18, 2024 11:00 PM (ZEKqJ)
Do you remember the knobs at the back of the TV, like vertical hold?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 18, 2024 10:53 PM
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Vertical hold was a MUCH less denigrating term.
Posted by: Fluffer at November 18, 2024 11:00 PM (AiYrC)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat
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Congrats. I'm in that business. Yes, 120ft to set off a 40 with a Landoll or other tilted. 1 tripper or used?
Posted by: scampydog at November 18, 2024 11:00 PM (41CYW)
In a basement hallway in the CU EE department they had one of the old bell system electromechanical switches that were in the central offices. Amazing pieces machinery!
Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at November 18, 2024 11:01 PM (+aEJM)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
Happy dogs and happy little trees
Posted by: Miklos, who has dog, and knows those people at November 18, 2024 11:01 PM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 11:01 PM (iU/IZ)
Everyone hates a turncoat.
Posted by: 13times at November 18, 2024 11:01 PM (MuTT1)
Posted by: The Dambusters' inconveniently named mascot dog. at November 18, 2024 10:54 PM (AiYrC)
10-4 good buddy!
Posted by: MiG-15 NATO reporting name at November 18, 2024 11:02 PM (FC8SQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 10:55 PM (BYxjX)
Geez, ya know, ya could'a just read 'em .
Posted by: RickZ at November 18, 2024 11:02 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 18, 2024 11:02 PM (Z25uN)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 18, 2024 11:02 PM (35VpT)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 18, 2024 10:49 PM (Z25uN)
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I heard this to the organ riff in the opening of Maude
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 18, 2024 11:03 PM (RIvkX)
Interestingly, the house we bought a couple of months ago has a concrete pad with electric, water and sewer so we can have a RV parked there.
Bring your own guest room, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at November 18, 2024 11:03 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 18, 2024 11:04 PM (CjRYq)
Posted by: RickZ
Leftism is a mental disorder.
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 18, 2024 11:04 PM (GmViJ)
Oh yeah, the dorm lounge. late at night. We would fuck up the picture and turn up a stereo real loud playing some trippy music.
Posted by: pawn
Worked great, until "The Outer Limits" came on.
Posted by: mikeski at November 18, 2024 11:04 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
How about aluminum foil on the rabbit ears.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Elvira's tits for the 14 yo boys which covers all the male units here.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 18, 2024 11:05 PM (35VpT)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 11:00 PM
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Despite her pointy elbows, she is easy on the eyes, and images of her inside a wetsuit are plentiful.
Toxic Femininity.
Posted by: reason at November 18, 2024 11:05 PM (Zqr/U)
Just the punchline - "And the little boy said, 'I wanna live with the Aggies, they don't beat anybody!'"
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 18, 2024 11:05 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 18, 2024 11:05 PM (Z25uN)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 18, 2024 11:05 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: 496 at November 18, 2024 11:05 PM (A3AiG)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 11:06 PM (hovnC)
Everyone hates a turncoat.
Posted by: 13times at November 18, 2024 11:01 PM (MuTT1)
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It's a good observation. However, I think it might have less to do with the person, and more to do with the precariousness of the position. DNI oversees the cooperation of the intelligence agencies (some of them who have been farming out to contractors who go in and play around with the metadata). They need a stooge in the DNI position. The DOJ is their gatekeeper. No repercussions for wrong doing, or illegality on their side if the DOJ doesn't pursue indictment. Lie before congress, raise funds illegally, pressure your opponent, influence the courts....once you take those abilities away they're naked to blind justice. Kennedy is getting flack due to his willingness to shut down the pharma graft. Dept. of Defense...well, same on the graft.
Posted by: Orson at November 18, 2024 11:06 PM (dIske)
Not kidding.
Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2024 11:00 PM (1Yy3c)
In the early 90's, Sean Duffy was on The Real World. Joe Rogan was on Fear Factor. Donald Trump had a part in Home Alone II.
who would have guessed that 30 years later, these three would be hugely influential in American Politics?
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 11:06 PM (W6hoT)
They think Covid was his fault. Never mind that it was blue state governors who shit down their economies.
These people are beyond retarded.
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 18, 2024 11:06 PM (GmViJ)
I can remember watching the Army-McCarthy hearings in 1954. My grandparents had it on. I was 7, couldn't understand it. Thought it was boring, but... I DO remember it.
FYI, the McCarthy hearings were sort of like Sam Ervin & the Watergate hearings. EVERYBODY watched.
Posted by: mnw at November 18, 2024 11:06 PM (NLIak)
Everyone hates a turncoat.
Posted by: 13times
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They were going after Gaetz on the Radio today. Good thing he has a high level of push back. Probably one of the things that attracted him to Donald.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 18, 2024 11:07 PM (CjRYq)
Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at November 18, 2024 10:51 PM (tmPIh)
A 14 year old AOP devoured all the Biggles novels in the high school library.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 10:55 PM (BYxjX)
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Yes read those. Also Gimlet. I had "Gimlet Gets The Answer".
Posted by: Ciampino - those Sopwith Camels at November 18, 2024 11:07 PM (i0xsb)
Just the punchline - "And the little boy said, 'I wanna live with the Aggies, they don't beat anybody!'"
Posted by: Blanco Basura
I really enjoy your knowledgeable abuse. The scars are so Catholic. I so love New Mexico.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 18, 2024 11:07 PM (35VpT)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 18, 2024 11:07 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: RickZ
Leftism is a mental disorder.
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 18, 2024 11:04 PM (GmViJ)
Top ten reasons global thermonuclear war is good for you..you wont believe number 6!
Posted by: Vox! at November 18, 2024 11:08 PM (+I6Y/)
FYI, the McCarthy hearings were sort of like Sam Ervin & the Watergate hearings. EVERYBODY watched.
Posted by: mnw at November 18, 2024 11:06 PM (NLIak)
A high-tech lynching of Senator McCarthy, one might say.
Posted by: MiG-15 NATO reporting name at November 18, 2024 11:08 PM (FC8SQ)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 18, 2024 11:08 PM (3/kEz)
"
Like the Nixon resignation speech. My prof cancelled classes.
Posted by: pawn at November 18, 2024 11:08 PM (QB+5g)
Posted by: nurse ratched
How about little RickZ with the rabbit ears {over there, no a little to the right--no your left. Stop.}. And our PBS station was UHF, channel 15, so we hardly ever watched it.
Posted by: RickZ at November 18, 2024 11:08 PM (gKDq2)
Also, it's been fun to realize how many Iron Maiden fans reside here in Moronville....
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at November 18, 2024 10:54 PM (kOluj)
Thank you! Glad to have provided some entertainment!
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 11:08 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 18, 2024 11:05 PM
The Paolo, 'e spent many a night dreaming of Elvira's teets covering The Paolo's -how you say? Male unit.
Posted by: The Paolo at November 18, 2024 11:09 PM (Zqr/U)
Posted by: 13times at November 18, 2024 11:09 PM (MuTT1)
If it wasn't for the lack of career opportunities I'd probably still live in Las Cruces. And my house would have been paid off by now.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 18, 2024 11:09 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 18, 2024 11:10 PM (+I6Y/)
Yeah, I remember a heady night a year or so ago when we kicked ass on 1000. We actually beat Pixy that night...
Good times...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 18, 2024 11:10 PM (Z25uN)
Posted by: Doof
Not to carp, but I expected at least 5,000 songs
Posted by: Miklos, simply anticipating at November 18, 2024 11:10 PM (+w4kg)
who would have guessed that 30 years later, these three would be hugely influential in American Politics?
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 11:06 PM (W6hoT)
OK, I was expecting the third name to be Howie Mandel
Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 11:10 PM (D7oie)
4) Most of the people you hate are dead.
Posted by: pawn at November 18, 2024 11:10 PM (QB+5g)
Posted by: Orson at November 18, 2024 11:06 PM (dIske)
I agree, Orson. It's useful to remember *why* Tulsi left the Democrats; she was a co-chair for the DNC in 2016. BUT she objected to the Party rigging the primary results to freeze out Bernie and guarantee Hillary the nod. She wasn't a Bernie fan, it's just she believed the process should be fair and open - and she was tossed out of her position, and the Party, because of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 11:11 PM (W6hoT)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 18, 2024 11:10 PM (+I6Y/)
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Dude had style.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2024 11:11 PM (dDmld)
Good times...
Posted by: COMountainMarie
We do it....for SKIP
Posted by: Miklos for the Friends of Skip at November 18, 2024 11:11 PM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Vox! at November 18, 2024 11:08 PM (+I6Y/)
Which short-lived radionuclide is killing your thyroid? Take our quiz!
Posted by: Post-apocalyptic BuzzFeed at November 18, 2024 11:12 PM (FC8SQ)
Yeah, I remember a heady night a year or so ago when we kicked ass on 1000. We actually beat Pixy that night...
Good times...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 18, 2024 11:10 PM (Z25uN)
Howdy COMM! Always appreciate your excitement when Miklos and I are here with you. It's an odd trifecta!
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 11:12 PM (RFPHU)
Not kidding.
Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2024 11:00 PM (1Yy3c)
In the early 90's, Sean Duffy was on The Real World. Joe Rogan was on Fear Factor. Donald Trump had a part in Home Alone II.
who would have guessed that 30 years later, these three would be hugely influential in American Politics?
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 11:06 PM (W6hoT
This timeline is very weird.
I blame the Trilateral Commission.
Posted by: Brandenbergers Too at November 18, 2024 11:12 PM (WQ7Xk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 11:01 PM (iU/IZ)
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Poetic license.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 18, 2024 11:13 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Doof
Not to carp, but I expected at least 5,000 songs
Posted by: Miklos, simply anticipating at November 18, 2024 11:10 PM (+w4kg)
Only you and Sponge have received that many songs from me. Not sure if anyone else is that kind of glutton!
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 11:13 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 18, 2024 10:53 PM (3/kEz)
They were behind a spring-loaded door on the front panel of my family's first TV, a Visionaire, 17". Looked a lot like a table model counterpart to the "Metropolitan" show here:
www.oldtymeradio.ca/antique-televisions.php
May have been a private brand manufactured by Magnavox.
Vertical hold was a big problem on many older TV sets. Maybe because the vertical sweep frequency was 60 Hz, but not necessarily in sync with the 60 Hz line power.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 11:14 PM (OLhoy)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 18, 2024 11:10 PM (+I6Y/)
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Dude had style.
Posted by: Cicero
Radio Shack sold those in the early 60s.
Just when hats went out of style.
Posted by: Frugal Miklos needs only tinfoil NOT ALUMINUM FOIL YOU FOOLS at November 18, 2024 11:14 PM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 11:14 PM (D7oie)
If it wasn't for the lack of career opportunities I'd probably still live in Las Cruces. And my house would have been paid off by now.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
I know what you mean. I moved here 2019 and the balance on my mortgage is about the price of a RAV4. New Mexico has, very very very nice to me.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 18, 2024 11:14 PM (35VpT)
Posted by: Post-apocalyptic BuzzFeed at November 18, 2024 11:12 PM (FC8SQ)
LMAO!
Talk about dark humor. Let's all do The Chernobyl! We'll be our own nitelites.
Posted by: RickZ at November 18, 2024 11:14 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 18, 2024 11:14 PM (3/kEz)
My brother and I watched it with our parents. We laughed at the animation. My parents were hysterical. Thus began my love for British humor.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 18, 2024 11:15 PM (TXEHw)
I know, right?!
What a Tribeca indeed!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 18, 2024 11:15 PM (Z25uN)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 18, 2024 11:10 PM (+I6Y/)
My grandparents had one of those! They had the only color TV I had regularly seen as a little kid. Until I was 5, our only TV was a 13” black-and-white. I didn’t even know Big Bird was yellow.
I’m not that old, but my family was poor, lol
Posted by: Post-apocalyptic BuzzFeed at November 18, 2024 11:15 PM (FC8SQ)
"Born on a mountain top in Kvedama,
Christened in the saline waters of the Baltic Sea
Swore to his Papa and his dear Mama
That he'd never leave any beaver free.
Keni, Kenislivas, bane of all the beavers near."
It needs work, obviously, but it's a start.
Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at November 18, 2024 11:16 PM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Brandenbergers Too at November 18, 2024 11:12 PM (WQ7Xk)
WHEW!
Posted by: The Illuminati at November 18, 2024 11:16 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Brandenbergers Too
I think the Rothschilds and Barry Trupin share a good deal of the blame.
Posted by: Mover AND Shaker at November 18, 2024 11:16 PM (nS6qG)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
How about aluminum foil on the rabbit ears.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 18, 2024 11:00 PM (ZEKqJ)
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Yes but we called it aluminium foil. Sometimes tinfoil although no longer tin. Also used the foil from empty cigarette packs.
Posted by: Ciampino - those Sopwith Camels were not cigarettes at November 18, 2024 11:17 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 11:17 PM (oZhjI)
https://youtu.be/QqVqxWU-Itg
Yes, it's Galaxy Quest!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 11:17 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 11:06 PM (W6ho
******
Along with a dead squirrel and dead racoon, people eating pets in Springfield Ohio, an autistic South African genius, and a president with dementia.
We live in interesting times.
Posted by: Megthered at November 18, 2024 11:17 PM (Mtips)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 18, 2024 11:18 PM (lhenN)
A point Trump has to make again and again is that people said they wanted change. Well THIS is change, not increasing the budget by +5 (R) or +8% (D) each year.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 11:19 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Doof
It can cause odd sensations in the humerus.
Symptoms include raising bourbon and Trump dance
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoananda Wnankpa, with Healing Remedies for all Modalities at November 18, 2024 11:19 PM (+w4kg)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 18, 2024 11:18 PM (lhenN)
Dog catcher?
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 11:19 PM (RFPHU)
The "get mad" speech in Network is overrated. The board room speech is underrated.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 18, 2024 11:19 PM (lhenN)
How much does being a small city pay these days?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 18, 2024 11:19 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 18, 2024 11:18 PM (lhenN)
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How small?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2024 11:19 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Why would Sweden and Finland go at it just because Ukraine lobs a missile or two at Russia?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 18, 2024 11:19 PM (/lPRQ)
How are people supposed to fit in a city that size?!?
Posted by: Zoolander at November 18, 2024 11:20 PM (oZhjI)
Good luck!
If they offer you coffee, take it. It shows self confidence, & that you're not nervous.
Posted by: mnw at November 18, 2024 11:20 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Aim for the Tri-City Area
Posted by: Miklos, next county over at November 18, 2024 11:20 PM (+w4kg)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Good luck! You'll be a great dog catcher!
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 18, 2024 11:20 PM (TXEHw)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 18, 2024 11:20 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: four seasons at November 18, 2024 11:21 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 18, 2024 11:21 PM (35VpT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 11:14 PM (OLhoy)
That would be my guess. Local power frequency can vary a lot. Even moreso back in the day.
Posted by: Post-apocalyptic BuzzFeed at November 18, 2024 11:21 PM (FC8SQ)
The Junta has one last arrow in its quiver - intentionally start WWIII.
I hope Trump's people have made it clear anyone involved with such a decision will swing the day he is inaugurated.
Hell, make it clear now this includes any Americans involved with long range missiles strikes on Russia now as well
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 11:22 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: mnw
I also suggest a couple of gummies soaked in grain alcohol.
Medicinal
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoananda Wnankpa, with Healing Remedies for all Modalities at November 18, 2024 11:22 PM (+w4kg)
Posted by: mnw
Tossing a portfolio of incriminating photos of the interviewer on their desk goes a long way too.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 18, 2024 11:22 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 18, 2024 11:22 PM (35VpT)
Posted by: Heinz Doofenschmirtz at November 18, 2024 11:22 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 11:14 PM (OLhoy)
There is nothing wrong with your televison set.
we control the vertical.
we control the horizontal.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 11:22 PM (W6hoT)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 18, 2024 11:19 PM (lhenN)
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Perhaps. Mrs. F. loves the Roundtable negotiations at the end.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 18, 2024 11:23 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 18, 2024 11:19 PM (lhenN)
My man spittin’ facts over here.
Good luck with the interview. You deserve it, if only for understanding the point of that movie.
Posted by: Post-apocalyptic BuzzFeed at November 18, 2024 11:23 PM (FC8SQ)
Update in death of Walmart worker who baked to death in walk-in oven
https://mol.im/a/14097203
Posted by: Ciampino - way to go at November 18, 2024 11:23 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Jason-Miklos Aldean at November 18, 2024 11:24 PM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
They were great reading, and W.E. Johns did his best to keep current with the times. On the day he died, Johns was midway through his last novel, where Biggles retires and meets his replacement. Last I heard, the extant pages had been published. i understand people's desire to see works by their favorite writers to be completed, but to me, the remainder left by Johns lets Biggles remain Biggles, and that's a neat thing.
Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at November 18, 2024 11:24 PM (tmPIh)
https://mol.im/a/14097953
Posted by: Ciampino - way to build self reliance at November 18, 2024 11:24 PM (i0xsb)
Aim for the Tri-City Area
Posted by: Miklos,
Absolutely. Pasco has the best quinceanera dress shops.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 18, 2024 11:24 PM (35VpT)
What's the matter with y'all??!!
Let's get this party started....
Moar comments...
At this rate we'll never get to 1000. Are you gonna let Pixy win?! Way over there in Australia?!
Yeah, well...I'll be over in the lounge...Barkeep! One for me and TheRat! *hic*....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 18, 2024 11:25 PM (Z25uN)
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Her name wasn't Fawn Liebowitz by any chance, was it?
Posted by: Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman at November 18, 2024 11:25 PM (dDmld)
https://mol.im/a/14097203
Posted by: Ciampino
There are some GS-14-15s way more qualified for that
Posted by: Miklos opinionates at November 18, 2024 11:25 PM (+w4kg)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 18, 2024 11:26 PM (3/kEz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 18, 2024 11:01 PM (iU/IZ)
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Poetic license.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 18, 2024 11:13 PM (RIvkX)
Philip J. Fry: "Wow, you mean you guys really worship a nuclear bomb as a god?"
Mutant: "Yeah, but it's mostly a C and E thing."
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 11:26 PM (W6hoT)
https://mol.im/a/14097081
Posted by: Ciampino - should wait for new Congress at November 18, 2024 11:26 PM (i0xsb)
My brother and I watched it with our parents. We laughed at the animation. My parents were hysterical. Thus began my love for British humor.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 18, 2024 11:15 PM (TXEHw)
I remember two very spcific shows on the PBS channel I mentioned above. One was as you mentioned. The other was 'The Prisoner'. I still think that is one of the best short tv series weirdness to have ever aired. I also say Jeremy Brett is the definitive Sherlock Holmes and nobody beats John Thaw as 'Inspector Morse'. Oh, and the original 'Poldark' was a much better production. Livia in 'I Claudius' was a scheming evil bitch, wonderfully played by Sian Phillips .
Posted by: The Illuminati at November 18, 2024 11:26 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2024 11:27 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: RickZ at November 18, 2024 11:27 PM (gKDq2)
Update in death of Walmart worker who baked to death in walk-in oven
The internet suggests the name "Kaur" is normally Sikh so probably not an honor killing.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 11:27 PM (oZhjI)
My family had a TI 99/4A.
I took a summer camp to learn COBOL and C on a Tandy.
My elementary school had Commodores. Junior high had Macs. By high school we got to use fancy IBM PC/2s.
Posted by: reason at November 18, 2024 11:28 PM (Zqr/U)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Takes feet off Maries chair, uses sleeve to knock larger pieces of dirt off it. 'Cause Rat is a classy fellow.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 18, 2024 11:28 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: President Miklos J. Trump at November 18, 2024 11:28 PM (+w4kg)
Extra-crispy? I denounce myself.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 18, 2024 11:28 PM (mH6SG)
Unless you know EXACTLY where the interview will be, make a trial run to scout out the route & see how long it takes to get there. Also, to see how far away the parking lot is from the interview site.
Posted by: mnw at November 18, 2024 11:29 PM (NLIak)
https://mol.im/a/14097203
Posted by: Ciampino - way to go at November 18, 2024 11:23 PM (i0xsb)
I still maintain this was an honor killing. Or was intended to send a message to somebody. Might have to do with the Khalistan movement.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 11:29 PM (EhN0q)
I have a job interview for a small city position tomorrow.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
_________
Good luck. You'll soon be wealthy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2024 11:29 PM (dxSpM)
Aim for the Tri-City Area
Posted by: Miklos,
Absolutely. Pasco has the best quinceanera dress shops.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 18, 2024 11:24 PM (35VpT)
Longest stoplight ever created by man was the intersection of 395 and Court St. Used to sit there forever.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 11:29 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Ciampino - nothing is private or sacred at November 18, 2024 11:29 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: reason at November 18, 2024 11:28 PM (Zqr/U)
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With the lightning-fast Intel 8088. So fast the keyboard would literally singe your fingertips.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2024 11:30 PM (dDmld)
https://mol.im/a/14097949
Posted by: Ciampino - In the lair of the enemy at November 18, 2024 11:30 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 18, 2024 11:31 PM (35VpT)
https://mol.im/a/14093359
Posted by: Ciampino - Really Joe? at November 18, 2024 11:31 PM (i0xsb)
One sly professor got it in as an "Instruction programme for dissent against the ruling capitalist system"
Posted by: Miklos still laughs at that at November 18, 2024 11:32 PM (+w4kg)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 18, 2024 11:18 PM (lhenN)
And then, before you know it, you'll be running for prez!
Here, here!
(Of course there's Trump to beat...)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 18, 2024 11:32 PM (Z25uN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2024 11:33 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: tankdemon at November 18, 2024 11:33 PM (m2gk6)
Posted by: tankdemon at November 18, 2024 11:33 PM (m2gk6)
Hopefully no one licked off the frosting!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 11:34 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2024 11:34 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: Ciampino - like flies at November 18, 2024 11:34 PM (i0xsb)
If you ever want to have fun, bake a dozen cupcakes. Fill 11 will whipped cream and one with mayo.
Then just leave them in the breakroom.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 11:34 PM (oZhjI)
I noticed you used past tense, meaning they're all gone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 18, 2024 11:35 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Miklos,
Absolutely. Pasco has the best quinceanera dress shops.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 18, 2024 11:24 PM (35VpT)
***
Some great deer hunting up by Kolotus.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 11:35 PM (W/lyH)
https://mol.im/a/14098375
Posted by: Ciampino - insider info? at November 18, 2024 11:36 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 18, 2024 11:18 PM (lhenN)
And then, before you know it, you'll be running for prez!
Here, here!
(Of course there's Trump to beat...)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
happens
Posted by: Mayor Pete at November 18, 2024 11:36 PM (+w4kg)
Posted by: reason at November 18, 2024 11:28 PM (Zqr/U)
My high school had PS/2s, but they were mega obsolete by then. Our district first got them when I was in first grade, and I swear they were nearly obsolete then.
Every classroom in my high school also had a Win95 OSR2 machine. (Which were also obsolete at the time.)
I was the silent hero who installed Quake 2 and Half-life on every one of them, hidden in the System32 directory.
Posted by: Post-apocalyptic BuzzFeed at November 18, 2024 11:36 PM (FC8SQ)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 11:27 PM (oZhjI)
Go to the link. Yes, she was absolutely a Sikh, as is her mother. Unfortunately, Sikhs are not immune to honor killings. There was a very sad case in Vancouver, maybe 40-odd years ago. Young Sikh couple, newlyweds, received a wedding present from her estranged father, an electric kettle. She was estranged from her father because he wanted her to marry the son of one his business cronies, and she refused, and married a man she met on her own.
Well, she plugged in the kettle, and the dynamite concealed in its base killed both her and her husband.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 11:36 PM (iOdAq)
Posted by: Kool and the Gang at November 18, 2024 11:36 PM (cDie+)
Sorry I'm late, there were cupcakes in the breakroom.
_______
*snide, nasal voice*
I hope you brought enough for all of us.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2024 11:36 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 18, 2024 11:37 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: tankdemon
You didn't try any did you?! Those weren't cupcakes, they were my amoebic-dysentery cultures!
(h/t Gary Larson)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 18, 2024 11:37 PM (+VovS)
https://mol.im/a/14096551
Posted by: Ciampino - really at November 18, 2024 11:37 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at November 18, 2024 11:37 PM (r5tfK)
Posted by: Big City Position Just Looks Painful at November 18, 2024 11:37 PM (WQ7Xk)
Posted by: She Looked 15, How'd I Know She Was 13? at November 18, 2024 11:38 PM (nS6qG)
Posted by: Old Blue at November 18, 2024 11:38 PM (X6YhY)
Then you have your Tri-County situations....
Posted by: Miklos had a map once at November 18, 2024 11:40 PM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
And you needed to do a few warmup exercises before you could safely lift the former.
You can probably carry the latter one-handed.
Posted by: mikeski at November 18, 2024 11:40 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: She Looked 15, How'd I Know She Was 13? at November 18, 2024 11:38 PM (nS6qG)
So basically a Sweet 16, just a year earlier.
Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2024 11:41 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: reason at November 18, 2024 11:28 PM (Zqr/U)
By high school we celebrated the move from black boards and chalk to white boards and dry erase pens.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 11:41 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Old Blue
I had to stand there until Hawaii 5-0 was over.
Posted by: Miklos learned Stoicism at an early age at November 18, 2024 11:42 PM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2024 11:42 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 18, 2024 11:18 PM (lhenN)
Wear a huge zoot suit jacket so your head looks really small.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 18, 2024 11:42 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2024 11:42 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 18, 2024 11:43 PM (lUFok)
Thank you kind sir! So, who's paying for Uber tonight *hic*?
I forgot where I'm going....*wanders off to someplace...*
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 18, 2024 11:43 PM (Z25uN)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 18, 2024 11:18 PM (lhenN)
Ask how Ma and Pa Kent are doing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 11:43 PM (iOdAq)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 18, 2024 11:43 PM (+VovS)
I wonder how many people I’d have to oppress to get jerky prices down to something reasonable again? 🤔
Posted by: Post-apocalyptic BuzzFeed at November 18, 2024 11:44 PM (FC8SQ)
Here's the post, and there are a lot of lefties taking this route. It's hilarious.
https://tinyurl.com/3p2rhvhj
Posted by: Orson at November 18, 2024 11:44 PM (dIske)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 18, 2024 11:18 PM (lhenN)
Ask how Ma and Pa Kent are doing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 11:43 PM (iOdAq)
Be sure to check the local high school football standings.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 11:44 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: mnw at November 18, 2024 11:45 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 18, 2024 11:45 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 18, 2024 11:46 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 11:41 PM (W/lyH)
We still had chalkboards, but college has whiteboards.
I always missed chalk. Same in the corporate world. Whiteboards suck.
Posted by: Post-apocalyptic BuzzFeed at November 18, 2024 11:46 PM (FC8SQ)
Kroger peanut butter and coffee were both rated excellent on the tater scale of excellentedness
Posted by: Common Tater at November 18, 2024 11:47 PM (2jLYo)
Do these people monitor their feeds 24 hours a day? I just posted and it's gone.
Posted by: Orson at November 18, 2024 11:47 PM (dIske)
Posted by: mikeski at November 18, 2024 11:47 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: azjaeger at November 18, 2024 11:47 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Gygax Said So at November 18, 2024 11:47 PM (WQ7Xk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2024 11:47 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 18, 2024 11:48 PM (35VpT)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Uber's on me, as for myself, they let me keep a cot in the stockroom.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 18, 2024 11:49 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: mnw at November 18, 2024 11:45 PM (NLIak)
Ma and Pa Kent, from Smallville, adopted the baby Kal El they found in the rocket from Krypton that landed on their farm, and raised him as Clark Kent.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 11:49 PM (iOdAq)
Don't. Try it. Honestly. It hurts.🥶
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 18, 2024 11:49 PM (Z25uN)
Posted by: Common Tater at November 18, 2024 11:47 PM (2jLYo)
Kroger ice cream will. give you the shits.
The cheese will bind you up.
Both suck.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 11:50 PM (W/lyH)
Also really Avoid: House Brand Velveeta
Cheap canned foods are also often cheap cans, too. They will rot through in a couple years, not really good for setting aside. One advantage to brand names.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 18, 2024 11:50 PM (2jLYo)
Posted by: Old Blue at November 18, 2024 11:50 PM (X6YhY)
Posted by: azjaeger at November 18, 2024 11:47 PM (3/XaG)
----------
Someone responded to a bitter old woman post by the now humorless scold called John Cleese on Twitter with a smackdown for the ages. If I wasn't afflicted with ennui I would go look for it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2024 11:50 PM (dDmld)
You must be right. I saw it here on the interwebz. Heh.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 18, 2024 11:50 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2024 11:51 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2024 11:51 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 11:51 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: raimondo on tap at November 18, 2024 11:52 PM (+w4kg)
I was wondering what happened to the trolls. Is the troll farm like a factory when they lay everyone off for two weeks while everything gets retooled for the next season?
Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2024 11:52 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 11:53 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
I am a C programmer that learned K & R fully plus more. The excitement of function pointer can be the stuff of nightmares.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 18, 2024 11:53 PM (35VpT)
The cheese will bind you up.
Posted by: Diogenes
So they're okay once you find the right balance?
Or you learn what explosive constipation is?
Posted by: mikeski at November 18, 2024 11:53 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: mnw at November 18, 2024 11:53 PM (NLIak)
“Milk, Cream, Sugar, Salt, Vanilla”
Maybe Eggs if “French” Vsnilla. Then, cover with lots of Chocolate syrup, as God intended.
Instead they offer this crap that the Ingredient List reads like a Gilbert Chemistry Set. Seaweed extracts, preservatives. Guar Gum. What the Fuck Is That? Carageenan. Colors. Thickeners.
Tastes like shit. Corn Syrup.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 18, 2024 11:54 PM (2jLYo)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 18, 2024 11:48 PM (35VpT)
Amazing. A cultural phenomenon. And the Dems can't figure out why. All of their Wile E. Coyote plays against Trump failed. I think that Trump Shuffle is the biggest middle finger to wokeness I've ever seen as well as a huge middle finger to those who tried to imprison him.
Posted by: RickZ at November 18, 2024 11:54 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2024 11:51 PM (dDmld)
You had to eat a dog to be in Obama's Cabinet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 11:54 PM (iOdAq)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 18, 2024 11:43 PM (lUFok)
I finally decided I really like the Freightliner they gave me but there's not as much space for hiding a body.
Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2024 11:54 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 18, 2024 11:54 PM (Z25uN)
Hope your mom doesn't get jealous.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 18, 2024 11:54 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 18, 2024 11:55 PM (CjRYq)
Both very damning indictments of the Biden regime.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 11:55 PM (W6hoT)
Must be pretty big, got 4391 absentee ballots and 5628 tax checks
Posted by: Miklos wonders sometimes at November 18, 2024 11:55 PM (+w4kg)
I was wondering what happened to the trolls. Is the troll farm like a factory when they lay everyone off for two weeks while everything gets retooled for the next season?
Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2024 11:52 PM (1Yy3c)
I think it's more like Windows updates. Sometimes the update fails, so it has to be rolled back, fixed, and re-sent. That's if it doesn't destroy the troll first.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 11:55 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Common Tater at November 18, 2024 11:56 PM (2jLYo)
Posted by: Tom Servo
It's a long list
Six pages, single spaced
Posted by: Miklos assesses at November 18, 2024 11:56 PM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2024 11:56 PM (63Dwl)
Better to be Sandy Koufax than Brett Favre.
Hey, not fair. Seems as if Aaron Rodgers would be the better comparison. Favre was still a top QB until the NFL wanted the Saints in the Super Bowl so allowed the Saints defense to wreck his ankle with penalty worthy late hits. Favre did not want to come back for his last season as he knew his mobility was gone but allowed his Viking teammates to convince him to return, where the loss of his avoidance ability caused him to play badly.
Posted by: azjaeger at November 18, 2024 11:56 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: mnw at November 18, 2024 11:57 PM (NLIak)
Tastes like shit. Corn Syrup.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 18, 2024 11:54 PM (2jLYo)
______
And that's before they pump it full of air.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2024 11:57 PM (dxSpM)
Posted by: Tom Servo
It's a long list
Six pages, single spaced
Posted by: Miklos assesses at November 18, 2024 11:56 PM (+w4kg)
Both sides.
Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2024 11:57 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: raimando's guardian at November 18, 2024 11:57 PM (WQ7Xk)
This is exactly why one doesn't wear underwear....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 18, 2024 11:57 PM (Z25uN)
Posted by: mnw at November 18, 2024 11:57 PM (NLIak)
-----------
Joke's on him. We can do stupid snd offensive without any help.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 18, 2024 11:58 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at November 18, 2024 11:59 PM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Robert
The one who was pushing the Iowa poll that had kumala ahead...I really want him to show up again.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 18, 2024 11:59 PM (+VovS)
LOL. I guess that’s very pragmatic.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 18, 2024 11:56 PM (2jLYo)
Enjoy some after the three hour flight, not before.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 11:59 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
I am a C programmer that learned K & R fully plus more. The excitement of function pointer can be the stuff of nightmares.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 18, 2024 11:53 PM (35VpT)
I’ve done lot of C, C++, Java, python, ruby. Lots of other languages. Some custom kernel modules a nearly 20 years ago.
It feels like most programming nowadays is idiots using AI to generate 2gb NodeJS projects to render basic text on the web. It’s very depressing.
Posted by: Post-apocalyptic BuzzFeed at November 18, 2024 11:59 PM (FC8SQ)
Posted by: Miklos ups game at November 18, 2024 11:59 PM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 11:44 PM (W/lyH)
I would never trade my vast movie-lore for the ability to endlessly bullshit about local sportsball. But I think my success in life, or lack thereof is directly tied to it.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 19, 2024 12:00 AM (lhenN)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 19, 2024 12:01 AM (Z25uN)
of Shane and that final scene leaning loosely in the saddle as he passes Boot Hill.
I never noticed that...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2024 12:01 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2024 11:52 PM (1Yy3c)
The last round of checks from the Harris campaign bounced. Now they're demanding cash in advance for trolling.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 19, 2024 12:01 AM (GZDmk)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
Mrs D was too.
I was not.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2024 12:02 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Milton Waddams at November 19, 2024 12:02 AM (KcwUg)
Posted by: mnw at November 19, 2024 12:02 AM (NLIak)
So you got the introductory experience package. Wait until you get the advanced version your on state highway 156, a dirt road, north of the Gila which has epic dark skies. Plus elk.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 19, 2024 12:03 AM (35VpT)
Posted by: Robert
---
Wrap it up in a tarp and place it between the cab and the trailer.
It'll look like a piece of equipment till you dump it. Going to LA?
Going to Baton Rouge? There's a state bridge on I-10 that has a tradition for that sort of thing.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 19, 2024 12:03 AM (CjRYq)
I noticed you used past tense, meaning they're all gone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 18, 2024 11:35 PM (lUFok)
Yes, past tense. They were delicious.
You didn't try any did you?! Those weren't cupcakes, they were my amoebic-dysentery cultures!
(h/t Gary Larson)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 18, 2024 11:37 PM (+VovS)
Well, it was nice knowing you.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 19, 2024 12:04 AM (m2gk6)
Posted by: Just Sayin... at November 19, 2024 12:04 AM (dpIig)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 18, 2024 11:55 PM (CjRYq)
Back in the day, there were two main types of TV tuners. There were "switch tuners" and "turret tuners". The former had a 12-position wafer switch, with maybe six layers of wafers, one for each of the tuned circuits in the tuner's circuitry. They went "click, click" as you turned the knob. The turret tuners had a drum about the size of a soup can, with inset Bakelite strips, each of which contained several coils and capacitors, making up the tuned circuits for each channel. There was also a notched disc with a detent roller. Those tuners made a "clunk, clunk" sound as the knob was turned.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2024 12:05 AM (iOdAq)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 11:44 PM (W/lyH)
I would never trade my vast movie-lore for the ability to endlessly bullshit about local sportsball. But I think my success in life, or lack thereof is directly tied to it.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 19, 2024 12:00 AM (lhenN)
***
Sure as all heck some interviewer will have a kid on the team. Just check the last game results and standings and you're good to go.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2024 12:05 AM (W/lyH)
>>'My boyfriend inherited this $5 bill from his grandma. … a noticeable error on the back. … The bottom right corner was missing a chunk of the design, and if you look closely, you can faintly see numbers that were printed backwards. … received an offer for $400,000 for the bill - but she said they have decided not to part ways with it.…
https://mol.im/a/14097189
Posted by: mindful webworker - collector's dream at November 19, 2024 12:06 AM (2O2GO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2024 11:56 PM (63Dwl)
Dude is super ripped for his age. I’m still hopeful and cautiously optimistic he’ll clean stuff up.
Having seen the FDA and big pharma safety from the inside, I went from “Ha ha, hippies are so dumb!” to “I’m not taking any meds/vaccines I don’t absolutely have to. These people are idiots/sociopaths.”
Posted by: Post-apocalyptic BuzzFeed at November 19, 2024 12:07 AM (FC8SQ)
Must be pretty big, got 4391 absentee ballots and 5628 tax checks.
I know a coupla hunnert folks who live there! All upstanding, non-English speaking folks, who I fully support. Whether I want to or not....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 19, 2024 12:08 AM (Z25uN)
Weather Wench says its not a storm coming, not a big storm, but a Bomb Cyclone!
ooooooo!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2024 12:08 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
Mrs D was too.
I was not.
Posted by: Diogenes
raimondo's programmer might be good too.
We'll never know, because they/them keep dropping the punch cards.
Posted by: Miklos is so old... at November 19, 2024 12:08 AM (+w4kg)
Must be pretty big, got 4391 absentee ballots and 5628 tax checks
Posted by: Miklos wonders sometimes
Welcome to Arizona …
Posted by: Adriane the Valley of the Sunstroke Critic . . . at November 19, 2024 12:09 AM (TX4bP)
Posted by: Gygax Said So at November 18, 2024 11:47 PM (WQ7Xk)
I just use them as babysitters.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 19, 2024 12:10 AM (m2gk6)
Posted by: Common Tater at November 19, 2024 12:11 AM (2jLYo)
Posted by: Braenyard
Ours had channel knobs (VHF and UHF) with adjustment "rings" around them for fine tuning.
There was both a "channel 2" and a "channel 4" where we lived, and the Atari 2600 would "broadcast" on either 2 or 3, so we had to set it to 3. But you had to mess with the fine tuning so you wouldn't get ghosting from TV channels 2 or 4 over the top of your game of Missile Command. The tuner drifted a bit with time or temperature or the phase of the moon, or something. I guess it wasn't very high quality, heh.
Posted by: mikeski at November 19, 2024 12:11 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 19, 2024 12:14 AM (35VpT)
Posted by: azjaeger at November 19, 2024 12:14 AM (3/XaG)
I never paid any attention to him until the last 3 months.
In my opinion, the first key turning point in the campaign, after Harris was ordained, was K's endorsement of Trump. It came at the absolute nadir of Trump's trajectory. And it broke up the "joy" narrative. Gave the media an irresistible shiny new object.
Posted by: mnw at November 19, 2024 12:14 AM (NLIak)
So you got the introductory experience package. Wait until you get the advanced version your on state highway 156, a dirt road, north of the Gila which has epic dark skies. Plus elk.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 19, 2024 12:03 AM (35VpT)
I’ve stayed up late at the overlook and watched for the Marfa lights, down near the bug bend era. You can stop in a little rise and the topography is such that you can probably look over 30 - 40 miles of desert scrubland. At first you don’t see anything but then - stuff shows up. The one that got me was 2 l that looked like headlights out where there weren’t any roads. Well I figured maybe someone 4 wheeling late at night, or atmospherics bouncing an image in from somewhere else. Watched it for a couple minutes - and then suddenly one of the lights broke right and the other broke left and they took off at 180 degrees to each other.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2024 12:14 AM (W6hoT)
Weather Wench says its not a storm coming, not a big storm, but a Bomb Cyclone!
ooooooo!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2024 12:08 AM (W/lyH)
Is a Weather Wench a lady who brings deep-fried weather to you???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 19, 2024 12:15 AM (KcwUg)
https://mol.im/a/14097189
Posted by: mindful webworker - collector's dream at November 19, 2024 12:06 AM (2O2GO)
One of the comments was, and I paraphrase: "Meh, it's just a foldover error, not worth very much" I would tend to agree. Looks like another bill got between the plate and the bill being printed, and some of its wet ink transferred to the blank area. It's a production error, not a design error. Design errors that make it out of the Mint are very rare, indeed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2024 12:15 AM (iOdAq)
Also Hippies: “We scored some really good Acid, Man!”
Posted by: Common Tater at November 19, 2024 12:11 AM (2jLYo)
Hippies: “Weed is Mother Nature’s medicine. The corporations don’t want you to be healthy, man!”
Me: “I didn’t know Twinkies were sold by the gross.”
Hippies: “I got the munchies, man.”
Seriously, hippies are the most unhealthy mfers in the world.
Posted by: Post-apocalyptic BuzzFeed at November 19, 2024 12:15 AM (FC8SQ)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 19, 2024 12:16 AM (35VpT)
Posted by: Cicero
Challenge ACCEPTED
Posted by: Miklos ups game at November 18, 2024 11:59 PM (+w4kg)
I'm in!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 19, 2024 12:16 AM (Z25uN)
Posted by: mnw at November 19, 2024 12:18 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Old Blue at November 19, 2024 12:19 AM (X6YhY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Government?
Error?
Shirley you jest
Posted by: Miklos finds it difficult to trust at November 19, 2024 12:19 AM (+w4kg)
Six pages, single spaced
Posted by: Miklos assesses at November 18, 2024 11:56 PM (+w4kg)
Both sides.
Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2024 11:57 PM (1Yy3c)
The fun part is that now that it’s guaranteed that Trump is coming back, Bibi is tap dancing on Biden’s political grave.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2024 12:19 AM (W6hoT)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 19, 2024 12:19 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 19, 2024 12:19 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 19, 2024 12:15 AM (KcwUg)
No.
Just admonishment if I refused to go along with their BS.
Nice hooters though.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2024 12:20 AM (W/lyH)
RFK, Jr. is a cultural phenom. A star is born!
I get a nanny vibe from him. I don't want a nanny.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2024 12:20 AM (63Dwl)
The Marfa lights are a thing. They make the hair stand up on the back of your neck stand up. May I suggest you go to Chaco Canyon in late December or early January when nobody is there. Sit still in those ruins and let your mind clear. The things that run up your spine will change how you think about existence.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 19, 2024 12:21 AM (35VpT)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2024 12:05 AM (W/lyH)
Their season has been glorious. But like I said, I don't watch sportsball. I could be a reddit moderator for all the small regard I have for it.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 19, 2024 12:23 AM (lhenN)
Redpill Drifter
@RedpillDrifter
Richard Branson is the son of Eve Branson who was founding member board of directors of the International Centre for Missing & Exploited Children ("ICMEC") Richard Branson was the founding sponsor.
He owns Virgin. Notice the logo is written in blood?
He also owns Necker Island which is not very far from Epstein Island where he hosted NXIVM sex cult parties.
The Rothschild-linked Bronfman sisters donated millions to the cult whose leaders, Allison Mack and Keith Raniere, were charged with child sex trafficking.
Allison Mack only got 3 years and is getting out soon.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 19, 2024 12:23 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
So does Bourbon
Posted by: Miklos is Lazy at November 19, 2024 12:23 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 19, 2024 12:14 AM (35VpT)
225-75R18 exist, and would gain you an inch in ride height. Plenty of load capacity for an SUV.
tacomaworld.com/tirecalc?tires=225-65r18-225-75r18
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2024 12:23 AM (iOdAq)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
A Gilda monster running up and down your leg may do much the same …
Posted by: Adriane the Valley of the Sunstroke Critic . . . at November 19, 2024 12:24 AM (TX4bP)
Posted by: mnw at November 19, 2024 12:24 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Mister Ghost
It's a big club, and I am happy not to be in it.
Posted by: relatively vice-free Miklos at November 19, 2024 12:24 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Old Blue at November 19, 2024 12:19 AM (X6YhY)
Now, anywhere between $5.50 and $2,500.
Posted by: RickZ at November 19, 2024 12:24 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 19, 2024 12:25 AM (Z25uN)
A Gilda monster running up and down your leg may do much the same …
Posted by: Adriane the Valley of the Sunstroke Critic
Rita Hayworth?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2024 12:26 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Miklos tries to wrangle 1000 at November 19, 2024 12:26 AM (+w4kg)
All of those Looziana I-10 bridges are festooned with cameras, now. ALL of them.
Any trucker worth his tire chains has granular scale County road map atlases in the cab's archives. Find those small towns, where the Dollar General is the only supermarket.
Those are the desolate roads.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 19, 2024 12:27 AM (Xo+UM)
Worked like the Dickens last election cycle with mixed results (two out of four ain't bad), and now need to focus on work work. Please pray for a good outcome. See you on the other side!
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 19, 2024 12:27 AM (OTsVN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Looking at it, I see what you mean. So, not like the stamp with the upside-down airplane.
Still, the only thing that matters is how much some collector would be willing to fork over for it. 😁
____
Logoff time.
*Leaves $3 tip in CBD's tip jar*
____
When a cover is almost indistinguishable from the original, y'gotta sorta wonder why. Good one, tho.
https://youtu.be/fg-cjTomZ98
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - my comic book collection was stolen at November 19, 2024 12:27 AM (2O2GO)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 19, 2024 12:27 AM (lhenN)
Good evening, all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 19, 2024 12:28 AM (efxF3)
Posted by: mnw at November 19, 2024 12:28 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: polite Miklos at November 19, 2024 12:28 AM (+w4kg)
407 RFK, Jr. is a cultural phenom. A star is born!
I get a nanny vibe from him. I don't want a nanny.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2024 12:20 AM (63Dwl)
I want him to be Bad Nanny and go after all the pharma companies with a big paddle.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2024 12:28 AM (W6hoT)
Posted by: Because Miklos did that at November 19, 2024 12:29 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2024 12:29 AM (W6hoT)
Posted by: RickZ at November 19, 2024 12:24 AM (gKDq2)
Yeah, but still. The $2.00 silver certificates had been in circulation for a while, so they wouldn't be much beyond face value. That fiver though. It was unique to me. A piece of history that predated me that I could hold and show off to other nerds.
Posted by: Old Blue at November 19, 2024 12:29 AM (X6YhY)
https://mol.im/a/14087629
Posted by: Ciampino - she's a witch at November 19, 2024 12:30 AM (i0xsb)
Bonanza was designed to be watched in a TV outlet store. Every episode, they are all wearing Reds, Yellows, Greens, Purple, Orange, you name it. I just spent $500 bucks, let me see some fucking color!
Posted by: Common Tater at November 19, 2024 12:30 AM (2jLYo)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Bad Pharma! Bad, bad Pharma!
See what you made me do?
Posted by: Miklos sees potential at November 19, 2024 12:31 AM (+w4kg)
Still, the only thing that matters is how much some collector would be willing to fork over for it. 😁
____
Posted by: mindful webworker - my comic book collection was stolen at November 19, 2024 12:27 AM (2O2GO)
Must have some value as a curiosity. Clearly a QC failure to let it get out of the print shop.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2024 12:31 AM (iOdAq)
Anyways, I'll see youz guys later. Hopefully close to 1k comments.
You can keep the table, Garbage Rat. No farting on my chair though...see you later....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 19, 2024 12:31 AM (Z25uN)
Posted by: Adriane the Valley of the Sunstroke Critic . . . at November 19, 2024 12:31 AM (TX4bP)
Posted by: Miklos has no other brothers named Darrel at November 19, 2024 12:32 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 19, 2024 12:33 AM (VNX3d)
tacomaworld.com/tirecalc?tires=225-65r18-225-75r18
Those sound most interesting. I will be investigating them. I want something closer to a truck tire and that extra inch is kind of perfect for the roads I drive around on. My RAV4 TRD is not a Jeep but it is remarkably capable. An extra inch is something useful but the heavier rubber is a big win. Thank you.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 19, 2024 12:33 AM (35VpT)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2024 12:28 AM (W6hoT)
If he were a real Bad Nanny, he'd fuck* Kamala's husband.
*(for some values of "fuck")
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2024 12:33 AM (iOdAq)
Early solid state TV rectifiers were made of Selenium, and would fail somewhat spectacularly in the sense it smelled like someone electrocuted a stack of rotten eggs, I remember that happening.
Seems to me we had got home from a week long or so vacation. The humidity must have finished it off. Let’s watch some TV. Click. Woooo! WTF IS THAT SMELL
Posted by: Common Tater at November 19, 2024 12:34 AM (2jLYo)
Penny
@pennyelizabeths
Idk who needs to hear this but you don't actually have to bring your dog with you to the coffee shop where they sell food and people are trying to get things done.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 19, 2024 12:34 AM (TGPs7)
Bigly
Posted by: President Miklos J. Trump at November 19, 2024 12:36 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Common Tater at November 19, 2024 12:34 AM (2jLYo)
That stuff is pretty toxic. Heavy metal poisoning. I have a box full of them, some real big. Will not use.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2024 12:36 AM (iOdAq)
Posted by: Old Blue at November 19, 2024 12:38 AM (X6YhY)
Hewlett-Packard was started in a garage. Also Microsoft.
Coffee shops are where people go to get nothing useful done.
Posted by: Historically minded Miklos at November 19, 2024 12:38 AM (+w4kg)
Fifty female pigs and fifty male deer equals One Hundred Sows and Bucks
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Witches a candy bar.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2024 12:42 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 19, 2024 12:43 AM (dMwLc)
US Treasury announces new Anti-dollars, a tradable currency representing debt.
Initial $20 million issue snapped up by Harris campaign
Posted by: MiklosWatch at November 19, 2024 12:43 AM (+w4kg)
r/boston
•
13 hr. ago
FeatherFlyer
To the MAGA in revere at the Northgate plaza….
Ongoing Situation
GO HOME! This dude shows up every other day and parks at the Taco Bell lot and sets up a mega stand of Trump/MAGA flags, hats, shirts, etc.
Not only does he disrupt traffic as people slow down to check it out, sometimes he stands on the side of the road trying to sell this shit. Not only does it cause a traffic jam, but I can guarantee he doesn’t have a permit to sell anything.
Was hoping he’d be gone after the election, but nope he’s still kicking. Please if you see this…..go home. Idc who you voted for, I care that the abysmal traffic on that road is amplified because you’re such a showboat. GTFO.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 19, 2024 12:44 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Witches a candy bar.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at
I'm into whole foods. Which means I won't share my 100 Grand bar.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 19, 2024 12:46 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Mister Ghost
*Narrator voice*
He didn't see it
Posted by: Miklos accredits self $200/hour counselor, practices sympathetic head nodding at November 19, 2024 12:46 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Mister Ghost
*Narrator voice*
He didn't see it
Posted by: Miklos accredits self $200/hour counselor, practices sympathetic head nodding
He's enjoying the free advertising.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 19, 2024 12:47 AM (VNX3d)
Yeah, that one stuck around on the front panel for a long time. Likewise brightness and contrast.
Horizontal hold got relegated to the back (and later, to the interior of the set) around the early '70s, if I remember right.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2024 12:48 AM (W5ArC)
307 I have a job interview for a small city position tomorrow.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 18, 2024 11:18 PM (lhenN)
Wear a huge zoot suit jacket so your head looks really small.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 18, 2024 11:42 PM
- - - - - - --
Do you know Bob? You look like you both could be related!
Posted by: Beetlejuice! at November 19, 2024 12:50 AM (Z2KPs)
Spoiler: none of them have actually left. It's the social media equivalent of threatening to move to Canada.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2024 12:50 AM (W5ArC)
Posted by: the Paolo at November 19, 2024 12:50 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: the Paolo at November 19, 2024 12:50 AM (+w4kg)
Vertical *hold*, Paolo. You know, that thing you like the ladies to do for a while right before you convince them you're only going to put in the tip?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2024 12:51 AM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 19, 2024 12:54 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
The Apprentice Programme is, how you say, over filled
Posted by: the Paolo Academy at November 19, 2024 12:54 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at November 19, 2024 12:57 AM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Constitutional Scholar Miklos at November 19, 2024 12:59 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Adriane the Valley of the Sunstroke Critic . . . at November 19, 2024 01:01 AM (TX4bP)
Why are there different sizes of paper clips? Big, small, there should be one standard size, so I don't have to spend hours sorting them.
Posted by: Miklos tries to remember Andy Rooney at November 19, 2024 01:01 AM (+w4kg)
Muntz was famous for clipping out parts until the circuit failed completely. “OK, put that one back in”.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 19, 2024 01:03 AM (2jLYo)
Posted by: Miklos the Elector at November 19, 2024 01:03 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Ted Nugent at November 19, 2024 01:05 AM (+w4kg)
AOP's restored Panhard AutoBot will stomp that duct taped pretender into a puddle of poutine, pdq.
... for certain values of "restored".
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 19, 2024 01:05 AM (Xo+UM)
I am never wrong
Posted by: Pollster Miklos Seltzer at November 19, 2024 01:06 AM (+w4kg)
Posted by: the Wretched Panhard ceases tears at November 19, 2024 01:07 AM (+w4kg)
Dwight Yoakam
Mr. Yoakam has new album out, Brighter Days, and he is currently touring to promote it. This is a solid DY opus but the star of album is his cover of Sunny Side. It is spiritually inspired. Divinely inspired if I may. If you have never seen DY live, I encourage you to go. And if you have seen this band you have no excuses not too.
https://youtu.be/CmIzUWm1QHQ
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 19, 2024 01:09 AM (vO42M)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 19, 2024 01:11 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2024 01:12 AM (iOdAq)
It is quite remarkable how closely they adhere to Kubler -Ross' five stages.
They have about moved beyond Bargaining.
Posted by: Miklos so notes at November 19, 2024 01:12 AM (+w4kg)
In the kitchen picking off the meat from a roasted chicken, all of a sudden there's a loud slamming sound from the front porch. Both dogs jump up and run there, as do I.
It's the screen door, slipped the latch and is banging in the wind. Grab it, pull it shut and head back into the kitchen. In the seconds it took to do that I find the chicken sitting on the dining room floor and Flash, our 16 mth old, running out of the room.
Rinsed it off and was tempted to save some for myself but decided it was cat and dog food. I'm really having trouble with him chewing things up, but I truly did laugh and needed that. It was the absurdity of it all.
They miss Jules who is now 10 days in ICU. She is conscious now and we could communicate today. Many thanks for those who have offered prayers and concerns. Is prayer list still going?
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at November 19, 2024 01:15 AM (55Qr6)
https://mol.im/a/14094841
Posted by: Ciampino - That's rocket surgery at November 19, 2024 01:18 AM (i0xsb)
https://mol.im/a/14095895
Posted by: Ciampino - Not me, I'm no grandma at November 19, 2024 01:20 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2024 10:31 PM (0Htd1)
Don't stretch my cord!!
Posted by: NC Ref's grandma at November 19, 2024 01:21 AM (jCS2/)
Posted by: NC Ref at November 19, 2024 01:23 AM (jCS2/)
Kenislovas, won't you take me by the dam?
Now sing it to Steely Dan's "Bodhisattva"
Posted by: SFGoth at November 19, 2024 01:23 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2024 01:24 AM (W/lyH)
https://mol.im/a/14094755
Posted by: Ciampino - Not me, I'm no virologist at November 19, 2024 01:24 AM (i0xsb)
For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Annie's Stew, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to Annie's Stew.
Posted by: Adriane the Valley of the Sunstroke Critic . . . at November 19, 2024 01:26 AM (TX4bP)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 19, 2024 01:26 AM (KAi1n)
https://mol.im/a/14095357
Posted by: Ciampino - Not me, I'm no engineer at November 19, 2024 01:26 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 19, 2024 01:27 AM (VNX3d)
https://mol.im/a/14095063
Posted by: Ciampino - Not me, I'm no trans engineer at November 19, 2024 01:33 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 19, 2024 01:33 AM (KAi1n)
With pasta is the little things not whether you made it from scratch and not if the pasta is fresh because 90% of the pasta made in Italy is from dried pasta. It is the little things that matter, Salting the water properly, cooking it Al denté, Etc. We have all had terrible pasta and I promise you 90% of the time it was because they didn’t get the small things right.
Posted by: Quint at November 19, 2024 01:33 AM (+pf70)
The largest retail box of Tannerite comes in the 40 lb. size.
Forty pounds.
I've been 80 yds downrange from when a mere eight pounds was set off in a functionally dead, 100 qt. Igloo cooler.
The blast and heat wave and cooler shrapnel at 80 yards, was epic.
Forty. Pounds. Set up the body in a beach chair over the box. Won't be nothin' but Pink Mist, thereafter. Solves to problem(s) of a post-mortem, a visitation and an urn, all in one pull of a rifle's trigger!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 19, 2024 01:35 AM (Xo+UM)
https://mol.im/a/14094755
Posted by: Ciampino - Not me, I'm no virologist at November 19, 2024 01:24 AM (i0xsb)
Disinformation.
Get your tenth booster!
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 19, 2024 01:36 AM (FC8SQ)
Posted by: Quint at November 19, 2024 01:38 AM (+pf70)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 19, 2024 01:39 AM (vO42M)
Daily Mail US
@DailyMail
Trans congresswoman Sarah McBride blasts Republicans after proposal that would block her from using women's bathroom on Capitol Hill https://trib.al/Cr5P6DI
MILO
@Nero
You should be banned from planet Earth never mind a fucking bathroom
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