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Geert Wilders: We're Going to Convict The Jihadis Who Participated in the "Jew Hunt," and Then We're Going to Strip Them of Their Citizenships and Kick Them Out of the Country

Tough but fair.

The Jewish Voice
@TJVNEWS

Geert Wilders is celebrating today's major victory, announcing that Prime Minister Dick Schoof has confirmed the Public Prosecution Service can now prosecute those responsible for the "Jew Hunt" in Amsterdam as terrorists. This means that upon conviction, these jihadis can be stripped of their Dutch citizenship, and no new law is required. But it gets even better. The government is now considering adding antisemitism as a direct, specific reason to revoke nationality. (Jihadis across the Netherlands are panicking) Wilders calls this "fantastic news," as it directly supports his unwavering push for harsher consequences--including deportation and revocation of citizenship of dual nationals --for those hunting Jews in the Netherlands.

Above Geert Wilders Demands Removal of Dutch Passports for Moroccan 'Jew-Hunting' Rioters: 'This is Terror, Plain and Simple'

Corrected: I wrote that Geert Wilders was the PM of the Netherlands. He's not.

Posted by: Ace at 01:20 PM




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1 1st?

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 18, 2024 01:20 PM (zgyPB)

2 Great, now extend this protection to gentiles as well.

Posted by: ghost of kari at November 18, 2024 01:20 PM (An3vV)

3 This is the way.

Come here and commit a crime? Get fucked, get gone, and not necessarily in that order.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at November 18, 2024 01:21 PM (aYubz)

4 New we need to do that to every pro-Hamas supporter here on a student visa.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 18, 2024 01:21 PM (uxCna)

5 Kick their friends and families out as well, and you just might have something there.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2024 01:21 PM (IG4Id)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

7 2 Posted by: ghost of kari at November 18, 2024 01:20 PM (An3vV)



We do not count really.

Posted by: sven at November 18, 2024 01:21 PM (X0I7i)

8 Good.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 01:22 PM (DRSnL)

9 Savages have no place in civilized countries

Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2024 01:22 PM (YbbtK)

10 great news that. and a good start for sure. not sure how it'll fly in the schenge law area of europe, as i suspect they'll just go to france or germany, but a solid step in the right direction.

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 18, 2024 01:22 PM (v6XNT)

11 Why can't we have such sensible laws ?

Posted by: runner at November 18, 2024 01:22 PM (V13WU)

12 But, but, but Joy Reid and all the loons who quit X are assuring me that America is just like 1930's Germany!

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 18, 2024 01:22 PM (i7Q7S)

13 Excellent!

Posted by: cccp3o at November 18, 2024 01:23 PM (d+otF)

14 Go Geert!

Posted by: Jetto at November 18, 2024 01:23 PM (XAQb4)

15 I saw Dick Schoof open for Pussy Riot at The Kremlin in 2019.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)

16 So who's the PM? Schoof or Wilders?

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 01:23 PM (v6JzV)

17 Damn! When I read "Nood Dutchman" in the last thread, I was hoping for Eva Vlaardingerbroek.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 18, 2024 01:23 PM (1bNHn)

18 I guess all the raped and beaten non Jewish girls don't get justice?

I am all for this happening but...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:23 PM (Hh1ER)

19 Dick Schoof sounds like an unfortunate condition....

Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2024 01:23 PM (YbbtK)

20 Pray he doesn't alter the deal.

Good riddance, mfers, back to shithole Morocco.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 18, 2024 01:23 PM (ufFY8)

21 Kick their friends and families out as well, and you just might have something there.

Posted by: weft cut-loop


Their friends, their family, THEIR friends and family, and then THEIR friends and family...

Mind you some of them will probably get indicted in their own right, so it's not so overkill in any event.

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at November 18, 2024 01:23 PM (OUMaO)

22 Israel and now the Netherlands...defending the West when most other countries won't!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 18, 2024 01:24 PM (d9fT1)

23 Canada is going to reduce their immigration.

Trump effect even in America's hat.

Posted by: blaster at November 18, 2024 01:24 PM (QfvaV)

24 Geert gets it.

Posted by: Eromero at November 18, 2024 01:24 PM (NqdXs)

25 But they're not eating the cats and eating the dogs.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)

26 If the freaky-deaky Dutch can figure it out...

Posted by: Jetto at November 18, 2024 01:24 PM (XAQb4)

27 Geert Wilders is celebrating today's major victory, announcing that Prime Minister Dick Schoof has confirmed the Public Prosecution Service can now prosecute those responsible for the "Jew Hunt" in Amsterdam as terrorists.

Yesss! Hail Trump!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 18, 2024 01:24 PM (aD39U)

28 Haven't seen the people lately who claimed it was merely some soccer hooliganism that the Jews in question were asking for? I guess they were "just asking questions".

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 01:24 PM (6QbOL)

29 I don't know, this seems kind of harsh.

those jihadis might have a difficult time adjusting to life in Morocco, after having been pampered in the West.

Posted by: haha j/k at November 18, 2024 01:24 PM (dCxaZ)

30 Damn! When I read "Nood Dutchman" in the last thread, I was hoping for Eva Vlaardingerbroek.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 18, 2024 01:23 PM (1bNHn)



She is pretty smokin'.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)

31 Kick their friends and families out as well, and you just might have something there.

Posted by: weft cut-loop

Yup. Chain migration in, chain migration out.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at November 18, 2024 01:24 PM (aYubz)

32 I approve.

Posted by: Zombie Anne Frank at November 18, 2024 01:25 PM (Aqu9a)

33 That guy was pretty good in Young Frankensteen.

Posted by: Frosty The Snowman at November 18, 2024 01:25 PM (vFG9F)

34 Geert gets it.

Posted by: Eromero at November 18, 2024 01:24 PM (NqdXs)



The muslhams have had a price on his head for quite some time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

35 Don't stop with jihadis. All third world scum, and first and second as well, should be booted. Fuck foreign assholes.

Posted by: mr tmz at November 18, 2024 01:25 PM (rJ48h)

36 I am glad they put down the weed for a few minutes and are dealing with this bullshit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 18, 2024 01:25 PM (ufFY8)

37 Damn! When I read "Nood Dutchman" in the last thread, I was hoping for Eva Vlaardingerbroek.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 18, 2024 01:23 PM (1bNHn)


She is pretty smokin'.
Posted by: Sponge

And speaks English very well.

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 01:26 PM (v6JzV)

38 Canada is going to reduce their immigration.

yes, but which nations are they restricting?

My guess is they don't want anyone from the Anglosphere, or Europeans of Pallor

Posted by: haha j/k at November 18, 2024 01:26 PM (dCxaZ)

39 2 Great, now extend this protection to gentiles as well.
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No shit.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 01:26 PM (jFCkp)

40 Related: The Mayor of Amsterdam is upset:

https://tinyurl.com/mr2bwchf

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 18, 2024 01:26 PM (js3aQ)

41 The kickout will improve the Netherland experience very fast !

Posted by: runner at November 18, 2024 01:26 PM (V13WU)

42 So Geert is not Hitler now? I'm confused.

Posted by: wth at November 18, 2024 01:26 PM (v0R5T)

43 2 Great, now extend this protection to gentiles as well.
Posted by: ghost of kari at November 18, 2024 01:20 PM (An3vV)

It would be nice, but it isn't necessary - because the jihadis will keep attacking Jews no matter what, because they have a Religious Command that they do so and they can't deny it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 01:26 PM (wyMQY)

44 The government is now considering adding antisemitism as a direct, specific reason to revoke nationality.

Y'know, what? Whatever. Not my country.

Enshrining special protected classes into law has never backfired on anyone.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 18, 2024 01:27 PM (hB7mE)

45 She is pretty smokin'.

A lot of Dutch girls are super sexy. Cold as ice, but nice to look at.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:27 PM (Hh1ER)

46 "Dick Schoof" [snicker]

Posted by: Trump shaking meme at November 18, 2024 01:27 PM (ufJfM)

47 12 But, but, but Joy Reid and all the loons who quit X are assuring me that America is just like 1930's Germany!
Posted by: Jay in PA at November 18, 2024 01:22 PM (i7Q7S)

Funny how the Rise of Fascism is always predicted to arrive in America, but it always keeps landing in Europe.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 01:27 PM (wyMQY)

48 'Amsterdam riots were not pogrom,' mayor says, defending Muslim population


Really?

Their book tells them to kill Jews. When they actually do kill Jews, it's not an ethnic cleansing?

Huh......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

49 Great, now extend this protection to gentiles as well.
Posted by: ghost of kari at November 18, 2024 01:20 PM (An3vV)
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That's what Wilders has ALWAYS been for.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 18, 2024 01:27 PM (js3aQ)

50 Willowed, on topic.

BREAKING: Justin Trudeau just announced a 3-year freeze on accepting immigrants into Canada.

“We made some mistakes.”

Reality is kicking in.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2024 01:25 PM (NpAcC)

Yeah, but it's not the reality that unlimited unvetted immigration is a bad thing.

It's the reality that voters will eventually punish him for it.

So he's still retarded.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at November 18, 2024 01:27 PM (aYubz)

51 Damn! When I read "Nood Dutchman" in the last thread, I was hoping for Eva Vlaardingerbroek.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 18, 2024 01:23 PM (1bNHn)


She is pretty smokin'.
Posted by: Sponge

And speaks English very well.
Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 01:26 PM (v6JzV)

How is she at planting tulips?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2024 01:27 PM (Aqu9a)

52 Mayor of Amsterdam hasn't resigned ?? get her out of there, the great Dutch people deserve better.

Posted by: runner at November 18, 2024 01:27 PM (V13WU)

53 "The government is now considering adding antisemitism as a direct, specific reason to revoke nationality."

That seems like a slippery slope unless it's by action or threatening someone with violence.

Posted by: ryukyu at November 18, 2024 01:28 PM (z/gEl)

54 Interrupting this broadcast to bring you the latest report from the great Mark Steyn:

http://jewishworldreview.com/1124/steyn111124.php

Posted by: Beverly at November 18, 2024 01:28 PM (Epeb0)

55 But, but, but Joy Reid and all the loons who quit X are assuring me that America is just like 1930's Germany!
Posted by: Jay in PA at November 18, 2024


***
Then where is the cabaret with the skinny, creepy guy in white makeup?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2024 01:28 PM (J2vNu)

56 Great, now extend this protection to gentiles as well.
Posted by: ghost of kari at November 18, 2024 01:20 PM (An3vV)
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That's what Wilders has ALWAYS been for.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 18, 2024 01:27 PM (js3aQ)

he does not get it

Posted by: runner at November 18, 2024 01:28 PM (V13WU)

57 I read that as Gene Wilder.

Having my first cataract surgery next month. Not soon enough.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2024 01:28 PM (4tmpE)

58 Geert's party needed coalition partners and they wouldn't agree to let Geert be PM, so Dick got the job. Geert is still head of his party.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 01:28 PM (wyMQY)

59 10 great news that. and a good start for sure. not sure how it'll fly in the schenge law area of europe, as i suspect they'll just go to france or germany, but a solid step in the right direction.
Posted by: Sturmtoddler

Belgium is my bet as the government there is totally dysfunctional. Brussels is the hq of jihad in Euroland. Germany has already moved to semi suspend Schengen becuz of 'refugees'. France is also getting less and less tolerant of 'les Muz'

Posted by: whig at November 18, 2024 01:29 PM (ctrM5)

60 Good.

I'm still surprised the jihadis were able to false flag hooliganism in order to create the conditions for the jew hunt.

Jihadis have never struck me as being particularly clever.

Which leads me to believe someone much higher up the terrorist food chain came up with the idea.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 01:29 PM (tT6L1)

61 It would be nice, but it isn't necessary - because the jihadis will keep attacking Jews no matter what, because they have a Religious Command that they do so and they can't deny it.
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Maybe, that's why they were imported?

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 01:29 PM (jFCkp)

62 But, but, but Joy Reid and all the loons who quit X are assuring me that America is just like 1930's Germany!
Posted by: Jay in PA at November 18, 2024 01:22 PM (i7Q7S)

=====

I saw something pretty funny about all the celebrities saying they're leaving X. "This is not an airport. You do not have to announce your departure."

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 01:29 PM (DRSnL)

63 My guess is the EU will now step in and put a stop to any and all deportations.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 18, 2024 01:29 PM (CwhoI)

64 In Deutschland versuchen CDU und Grüne unterdessen, die Oppositionspartei AfD zu verbieten. Warum? Weil sie "rechtsextrem" ist, das heißt, sie will die Migranteninvasion stoppen.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 18, 2024 01:29 PM (X1Wj0)

65 But they're not eating the cats and eating the dogs.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer


QUACK

Posted by: Ducks for Geert at November 18, 2024 01:29 PM (v0R5T)

66
A lot of Dutch girls are super sexy. Cold as ice, but nice to look at.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:27 PM (Hh1ER)



There's a documentary out there somewhere, where the 'Mahnamahna' song came from, actually, about the Dutch and how sex has been such a thing throughout their lives, they're bored with it and it means nothing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

67 How is she at planting tulips?
Posted by: Count de Monet


She could plant her two lips on me whenever -- and wherever -- she wanted.

That is, if I wasn't married.

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 01:29 PM (v6JzV)

68 Damn! When I read "Nood Dutchman" in the last thread, I was hoping for Eva Vlaardingerbroek.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 18, 2024 01:23 PM (1bNHn)

She is pretty smokin'.
Posted by: Sponge

If Kayleigh McEnany became the head of a Vampiric Sex Cult.

Or it could be just me.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 01:29 PM (6QbOL)

69 Minka and I are trying to open a line of communication to that dirty Nazi Geert Wilders.

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at November 18, 2024 01:29 PM (paSBy)

70 I read that as Gene Wilder.

Having my first cataract surgery next month. Not soon enough.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 18, 2024 01:28 PM (4tmpE)



What knockers!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

71 Geert! Deglet ovrosco!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 18, 2024 01:30 PM (63Dwl)

72 It would be nice, but it isn't necessary - because the jihadis will keep attacking Jews no matter what, because they have a Religious Command that they do so and they can't deny it.

Yeah the Quran literally calls for violence against Jews dozens of times. One of my favorite recent things learned about Islam is this:

One of their most revered and trusted Hadiths states that Allah told Muhammad that even if a Muslim has a "mountain of sins" that Allah will take those sins and put them on a Christian or a Jew so that the Muslim can get into paradise. That's literally stated in Islamic faith.

The whole Muslim heaven thing is such a lame warlord version of heaven. What do you get in heaven? Unlimited booze and broads! Who are perpetually virgins!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:30 PM (Hh1ER)

73 57 I read that as Gene Wilder.

Having my first cataract surgery next month. Not soon enough.
----------------
No problems with lens replacement. You will be surprised how fast and easy it is.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 01:30 PM (jFCkp)

74 Belgium should be run by the Flemish.

Posted by: runner at November 18, 2024 01:30 PM (V13WU)

75 Posted by: Marcus T at November 18, 2024 01:29 PM (X1Wj0)

Hey! Talk Murican!

Posted by: Jetto at November 18, 2024 01:30 PM (XAQb4)

76 Does Dick Schoof have a TV program called Schoof Talk?

Posted by: SFGoth at November 18, 2024 01:30 PM (KAi1n)

77 Dick Schoof sounds like an unfortunate condition....
Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2024 01:23 PM (YbbtK)


Or an advanced technique between the sheets that makes a guy very popular with the ladies

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 01:30 PM (jgdZo)

78 Yeah, but it's not the reality that unlimited unvetted immigration is a bad thing.

It's the reality that voters will eventually punish him for it.

So he's still retarded.


If he had a brain in his head, he'd know that there's literally nothing he can do to prevent a loss to Pierre Poilievre in the next election . He might as well let his freak flag fly.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 01:30 PM (xCA6C)

79 The Dutch used to do things like use fighter jets to over awe Indonesian terrorists who highjacked a train in Holland.
They have a reputation of being very cheap, very phlegmatic in their politics, and acting with unrestrained violence when they act officially.
(Don't piss off the Dutch, it is like pissing off the French)

Schoof used to be the head of the Dutch Intelligence agencies, bu the way. Wilders was not allowed to be his own PM for his party.

You do have to wonder who he has allegiance to, and who he is willing to buck. The EU is fully for mass immigration and won't let anyone say no, even Hungary or Italy.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 01:31 PM (D7oie)

80 Hah. Ace said Dick Schoof.

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 01:31 PM (fV+MH)

81 BREAKING: Justin Trudeau just announced a 3-year freeze on accepting immigrants into Canada.

“We made some mistakes.”

Reality is kicking in.
-------

Or he thinks Trump was about to send some his way.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 01:31 PM (6QbOL)

82 There's a documentary out there somewhere, where the 'Mahnamahna' song came from, actually, about the Dutch and how sex has been such a thing throughout their lives, they're bored with it and it means nothing.

That's how you do a callback.

And I think Gen Z is the same way, they have been so bombarded with porn their whole lives that they're blase on sex and don't even like to talk about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:31 PM (Hh1ER)

83 Shouldn't they serve lengthy prison terms at Guantanamo first, while their families get kicked out right away?

Let's show a little eye-for-eye creativity about this, please!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2024 01:31 PM (oZT7M)

84 The whole Muslim heaven thing is such a lame warlord version of heaven. What do you get in heaven? Unlimited booze and broads! Who are perpetually virgins!
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Similar to the Nordic faith. The difference is everyone likes Vikings.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 01:31 PM (jFCkp)

85 Meh, terrorists should be arrested, tried by military tribunal, waterboarded for information, and publicly executed.

And that goes double here in the USA ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Dems Haven't Been This Angry Since We Took Their Slaves Away! at November 18, 2024 01:31 PM (kYesg)

86 need to start doing that here asap

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at November 18, 2024 01:31 PM (gY0JQ)

87 I hear Dick Schoof will clear right up with a little penicillin.

Posted by: Jetto at November 18, 2024 01:32 PM (XAQb4)

88 he does not get it
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2024 01:28 PM (V13WU)
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How so?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 18, 2024 01:32 PM (js3aQ)

89 Which leads me to believe someone much higher up the terrorist food chain came up with the idea.
Posted by: blake
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It is an old ruler trick to bring in foreigners to oppress the locals you want to control. The ire is directed at the foreigners and NOT the people who put those foreigners there at first.

English barons and people complained about King John bringing in foreigners (aka French mostly) to oppress them and that was one of the bones to pick with John during the Civil War. The foreigners went home or became part of the English soil.

Posted by: whig at November 18, 2024 01:32 PM (ctrM5)

90 There's a documentary out there somewhere, where the 'Mahnamahna' song came from, actually, about the Dutch and how sex has been such a thing throughout their lives, they're bored with it and it means nothing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

From the soliloquy at the close of Love and Death: "One of the things I've learned is that sex without love is an empty, meaningless experience. But, as empty meaningless experiences go, it's one of the best!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 01:32 PM (wyMQY)

91 So Geert is not Hitler now? I'm confused.

Oh, he still is. There are Hitlers coming out of the woodwork. They are legion.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 18, 2024 01:33 PM (xCA6C)

92 she is very attractive and sharp as a tack,

a star of GB News, and when Tucker had his show,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at November 18, 2024 01:33 PM (pGTZo)

93 Or he thinks Trump was about to send some his way.
Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 01:31 PM (6QbOL)

=====

Or he doesn't want Rosie O'Donnell and Barbra Streisand stinking up his country.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 01:33 PM (DRSnL)

94 The whole Muslim heaven thing is such a lame warlord version of heaven. What do you get in heaven? Unlimited booze and broads! Who are perpetually virgins!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:30 PM (Hh1ER)

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72 virgin goats!

Posted by: ShainS -- Dems Haven't Been This Angry Since We Took Their Slaves Away! at November 18, 2024 01:33 PM (Mvvar)

95 Castro's bastard is up for reelection. I hope Canada has a long memory.

Posted by: runner at November 18, 2024 01:33 PM (V13WU)

96 "Then We're Going to Strip Them of Their Citizenships and Kick Them Out of the Country"

Good, but won't they just come back? Seems in the US there are frequent occurrences of illegals that commit terrible crimes, after having been deported several times.

Maybe they do a better job of keeping track of the illegals (or the flood of migrants that are marginally legal) over there?

Posted by: illiniwek at November 18, 2024 01:33 PM (Cus5s)

97 BREAKING: Justin Trudeau just announced a 3-year freeze on accepting immigrants into Canada.

“We made some mistakes.”
=====================
No, you royal dickwad, you made some mistakes. And Chrystia Freeland made some totalitarian nightmares for the regular citizenry.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 18, 2024 01:33 PM (oZT7M)

98 When everyone is Hitler, nobody is.

Posted by: Jetto at November 18, 2024 01:33 PM (XAQb4)

99 Eva...mmmmm.

https://images.app.goo.gl/aK5SEc7n7ZcehFB99

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 18, 2024 01:33 PM (ufFY8)

100 Or he doesn't want Rosie O'Donnell and Barbra Streisand stinking up his country.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 01:33 PM (DRSnL)

How come liberals never threaten to move to Mexico

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 01:33 PM (6QbOL)

101 The only thing that will work is the eradication of both Islam and leftsm

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2024 01:33 PM (Bus34)

102 I did an image search of Mrs. Millei. She's kind of a combination of Cindy Crawford and Cathy Ireland. Very pretty.

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 01:34 PM (v6JzV)

103 Prime Minister Dick Schoof, I'd like you to meet Vice-President Dick Sucker.

Posted by: Wally at November 18, 2024 01:34 PM (FE83M)

104 Oh boy

BREAKING NEWS

Feds raid Diddy's cell at Brooklyn jail to seize 'personal' notes


Desperate, me thinks they are.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 01:34 PM (RUMEY)

105 They'll be back. Most of our border hoppers have been thrown out 3-4 times.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 18, 2024 01:34 PM (+oR7L)

106 How come liberals never threaten to move to Mexico
Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 01:33 PM (6QbOL)

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LOL, I said the exact same thing to my son this weekend.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 01:35 PM (DRSnL)

107 Similar to the Nordic faith. The difference is everyone likes Vikings.

Plus the Norse were gathered to fight Ragnarok, their duty was to be ready to kick ass.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:35 PM (Hh1ER)

108 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2024 01:33 PM (Bus34)

Agreed. They can all leave on Bus 34!!!

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 01:35 PM (6QbOL)

109 7 Dick Schoof sounds like an unfortunate condition....
Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2024 01:23 PM (YbbtK)

Or an advanced technique between the sheets that makes a guy very popular with the ladies
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 01:30 PM (jgdZo)

Dick schoof sounds like something the ladies do during a Brat summer.


That dick schoof was so brat. I was walking side saddle for three days.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 18, 2024 01:35 PM (OA79/)

110 45 She is pretty smokin'.

A lot of Dutch girls are super sexy. Cold as ice, but nice to look at.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:27 PM (Hh1ER)

Frederique van der Wal. Damn, she was gorgeous...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 18, 2024 01:35 PM (wtvvX)

111 The only thing that will work is the eradication of both Islam and leftsm
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2024 01:33 PM (Bus34)
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Ahmen!

BTW, did you see that Hovde conceded because of the cheat?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 18, 2024 01:35 PM (js3aQ)

112 " BREAKING: Justin Trudeau just announced a 3-year freeze on accepting immigrants into Canada.

“We made some mistakes.”

Reality is kicking in.
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Or he thinks Trump was about to send some his way.
Posted by: ... at Novembe"

I was told we can't vote our way out of this.

Can we vote our way out of this ????

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 01:35 PM (fV+MH)

113 BREAKING: Justin Trudeau just announced a 3-year freeze on accepting immigrants into Canada.

“We made some mistakes.”
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They probably don't want the anti-Trump actors and karens from here. They always say they're going to move... to some first world, English speaking country. It's never to India, Africa, china, South America, etc.

Posted by: lin-duh of the garbage clan at November 18, 2024 01:36 PM (K2iv3)

114 How so?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 18, 2024 01:32 PM (js3aQ)

That Geert , or anyone, getting rid of jihadis who are attacking the (minority) jews, is in essence protecting the gentiles. The most recent Jewish pogrom just crystalized the existing problem.

Posted by: runner at November 18, 2024 01:36 PM (V13WU)

115 The whole Muslim heaven thing is such a lame warlord version of heaven. What do you get in heaven? Unlimited booze and broads! Who are perpetually virgins!

The virgins are some sort of sex slave spirit, not actual women.

Muslim heaven for women is that you get to hang out with your husband and watch him bang all 72 virgins AT THE SAME TIME

Posted by: Lawrence from Office Space at November 18, 2024 01:36 PM (oZhjI)

116 103 Prime Minister Dick Schoof, I'd like you to meet Vice-President Dick Sucker.
Posted by: Wally at November 18, 2024 01:34 PM (FE83M)

I request and audience with dick schoof. Stat.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at November 18, 2024 01:36 PM (OA79/)

117 Cute, Elon cemented uncle status"with Kai Trump over the weekend. I don't think Elon as uncle will be the same as Hunter as uncle, so Kai is safe.

"There were three photos in the TikTok video—the first with Kai and her grandfather; the second with Kai, her 10-year-old sister, Chloe Trump, and Grandpa Trump; and the third with Kai, Musk and Musk's 4-year-old son, X Æ A-12.

Kai also posted the photo with Musk and his son on X on Sunday and captioned it "Elon achieving uncle status."

Musk, who has visited Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate in West Palm Beach, Florida, since the election, commented on Kai's photo on X, writing, "Lil X is being such a troll." While Kai and Musk were all smiles in the picture, little Musk was scrunching up his nose and putting a golf ball to his eye for a silly photo opportunity."

https://tinyurl.com/vcb7w2vu

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and the Reckonings at November 18, 2024 01:37 PM (wcIbG)

118 Dick schoof sounds like something the ladies do during a Brat summer.


That dick schoof was so brat. I was walking side saddle for three days.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 18, 2024 01:35 PM (OA79/)


You can't spell Dick Schoof without Doof. Just sayin'

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 01:37 PM (jgdZo)

119 BREAKING NEWS

Feds raid Diddy's cell at Brooklyn jail to seize 'personal' notes


What does this really mean?

The cops have nothing on him, or they are trying to figure out who is gonna be exposed?
The details of his transgressions have not really been publicized, other than his Freak Offs.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 18, 2024 01:37 PM (ufFY8)

120 I went to church with like ten of the prettiest girls I have ever known in my life, all second generation Dutch girls and they were just living frost. It wasn't just me, no girls paid me any attention, literally not a single one of them even dated anyone from church. All the boys there were beneath them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:37 PM (Hh1ER)

121 Yeah, but it's not the reality that unlimited unvetted immigration is a bad thing.

It's the reality that voters will eventually punish him for it.

So he's still retarded.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at November 18, 2024 01:27 PM (aYubz)
********
If he's paying attention to the Laken Riley trial, he's got to realize that this will eventually be happening in Canada.
Yes it's about votes.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2024 01:37 PM (NpAcC)

122 That Geert , or anyone, getting rid of jihadis who are attacking the (minority) jews, is in essence protecting the gentiles. The most recent Jewish pogrom just crystalized the existing problem.
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2024 01:36 PM (V13WU)
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One step at a time. This one is something that seems to be able to legally get passed at this time. Patience.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 18, 2024 01:37 PM (js3aQ)

123
Note the age of these "virgins" is never specified.

🤢

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 01:37 PM (6QbOL)

124 BTW, did you see that Hovde conceded because of the cheat?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 18, 2024 01:35 PM (js3aQ)
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I saw Hovde came out with a statement wherein he clearly said he knew he was getting cheated. I've yet to see he conceded.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 01:38 PM (tT6L1)

125 You do have to wonder who he has allegiance to, and who he is willing to buck. The EU is fully for mass immigration and won't let anyone say no, even Hungary or Italy.
Posted by: Kindltot
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The WEF shot Euroland in the head with its Russia Russia, Green New Deal, and endless waves of African and Muslim immigrants. Turns out impoverishing the middle class is not a way to electoral success and you see the dominoes falling one after another. Voters in Euroland want peace, prosperity, and their own law and order countries back from the hordes of invaders.

Every trend reaches an end point and dictatorial bullshit in violation of reality tends to end faster than most.

Posted by: whig at November 18, 2024 01:38 PM (ctrM5)

126 A lot of Dutch girls are super sexy. Cold as ice, but nice to look at.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:27 PM (Hh1ER)

Frederique van der Wal. Damn, she was gorgeous...
Posted by: Tex Lovera

Rebecca Romijn

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 01:38 PM (v6JzV)

127 What does this really mean?

The cops have nothing on him, or they are trying to figure out who is gonna be exposed?
The details of his transgressions have not really been publicized, other than his Freak Offs.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 18, 2024 01:37 PM



I read somewhere he was still ordering his family to obstruct wherever they could. Maybe they're tired of him still interfering with things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

128 English barons and people complained about King John bringing in foreigners (aka French mostly) to oppress them and that was one of the bones to pick with John during the Civil War. The foreigners went home or became part of the English soil.
Posted by: whig at November 18, 2024 01:32 PM (ctrM5)

Quite a few people from the Low Countries were moved into Wales in reward for allying with and supporting the Normans, led by a man who had one of the best names (or worst, depending on how you look at it) in English history - Whizzo the Flem. (Phlegm?)

Imagine having to tell your pals you got your ass kicked by Whizzo the Flem.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 01:38 PM (wyMQY)

129 Ahmen!

BTW, did you see that Hovde conceded because of the cheat?


One of the first things Trump should do is sent a special task force to each of the five states where the Dems stole the Senate election AND start working on a bill making election fraud a capital offense.

Posted by: Lawrence from Office Space at November 18, 2024 01:38 PM (oZhjI)

130 Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 18, 2024 01:37 PM (ufFY

They need to collect and destroy the evidence before January 20.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 01:38 PM (6QbOL)

131 I had Dick Schoof once.

Still do.

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 01:39 PM (fV+MH)

132 BREAKING NEWS

Feds raid Diddy's cell at Brooklyn jail to seize 'personal' notes


Desperate, me thinks they are.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 01:34 PM (RUMEY)
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Maybe the confiscated the notes that say "I did not kill myself."

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 18, 2024 01:39 PM (js3aQ)

133 those jihadis might have a difficult time adjusting to life in Morocco, after having been pampered in the West.
Posted by: haha j/k


/nitpick
Having been a French protectorate and right next to Spain, it's not that difficult.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2024 01:39 PM (IG4Id)

134 Dick Schoof? He's going to be very popular.

Posted by: Inga at November 18, 2024 01:39 PM (Aqu9a)

135 2 I did an image search of Mrs. Millei. She's kind of a combination of Cindy Crawford and Cathy Ireland. Very pretty.
Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024


***
For a long time I thought Kathy Ireland was the daughter of Charles Bronson and Jill Ireland, and that by some miracle Kathy had escaped looking at all like her father.

It'd make more sense if Kathy were the offspring of David McCallum and Jill Ireland. But the years are all wrong in both cases.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2024 01:39 PM (J2vNu)

136 It wasn't just me, no girls paid me any attention, literally not a single one of them even dated anyone from church. All the boys there were beneath them.


==

or their parents were strict, and it had nothing to do with "all boys" inner insecurities

Posted by: runner at November 18, 2024 01:39 PM (V13WU)

137 The details of his transgressions have not really been publicized, other than his Freak Offs.
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Somehow, Tom Hanks will be revealed. Just a hunch.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 01:39 PM (jFCkp)

138 81 BREAKING: Justin Trudeau just announced a 3-year freeze on accepting immigrants into Canada.

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Probably got to thinking about what *their* southern border could look like in a few weeks.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 18, 2024 01:39 PM (wzAuc)

139
I bought a pair of Dick Shoes on Amazon.

Stylish, but the sizing was all off.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 18, 2024 01:39 PM (y9nCu)

140 Note the age of these "virgins" is never specified

Nor the species.

Just saying.

Posted by: Jetto at November 18, 2024 01:39 PM (XAQb4)

141 126 A lot of Dutch girls are super sexy. Cold as ice, but nice to look at.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:27 PM (Hh1ER)

Frederique van der Wal. Damn, she was gorgeous...
Posted by: Tex Lovera

Rebecca Romijn

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 01:38 PM (v6JzV)

I didn't know she was Dutch!

And yes.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 18, 2024 01:40 PM (wtvvX)

142 Feds raid Diddy's cell at Brooklyn jail to seize 'personal' notes


What does this really mean?

The cops have nothing on him, or they are trying to figure out who is gonna be exposed?
The details of his transgressions have not really been publicized, other than his Freak Offs.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt



From what I understand, he is trying to intimidate potential witnesses from his cell.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 18, 2024 01:40 PM (lTGtQ)

143 Hovde was up...1%?...on election night. Odd isn't it that the post election antics ALWAYS net Democrats votes isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 01:40 PM (oZhjI)

144 BREAKING: Justin Trudeau just announced a 3-year freeze on accepting immigrants into Canada.



Racistbigotophobe!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

145 Shit like the MSNBC admission and now Trudeau reversing course just proves the deep state or whatever you want to call them is doing all this shit on purpose to fuck with peoples lives.

No way they reverse course on anything if they were true believers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 01:40 PM (RUMEY)

146 Hovde: It's time to move on.

https://tinyurl.com/45kp5jpe

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 18, 2024 01:40 PM (js3aQ)

147 All the boys there were beneath them.

Phrasing?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 18, 2024 01:40 PM (aa1V8)

148 Frederique van der Wal. Damn, she was gorgeous...
Posted by: Tex Lovera

Rebecca Romijn
Posted by: Bulg

Doutzen Kroes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:40 PM (Hh1ER)

149 Hey why isn't Blago here celebrating with us? He's a Longtime Republican With Concerns you know. I figured he'd be so happy he doesn't have to worry about abortion anymore or all the things we could lose in the election.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 01:40 PM (6QbOL)

150 Can we do that here? Because we need to do that here.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 18, 2024 01:41 PM (jyAD3)

151 112 " BREAKING: Justin Trudeau just announced a 3-year freeze on accepting immigrants into Canada."

Barbara Streisand and Rob Reiner Hardest Hit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 01:41 PM (wyMQY)

152 Prime Minister Dick Schoof, I'd like you to meet Vice-President Dick Sucker.
Posted by: Wally
----

Which reminds me, I haven't seen any comments about Tim Walz lately. Did he just crawl back into a closet in Minnesota?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2024 01:41 PM (XeU6L)

153 Many , many Dutch models. The Dutch are considered to be tall on average. But for some reason most of the DUtch I came across, are average height.

Posted by: runner at November 18, 2024 01:41 PM (V13WU)

154 Quite a few people from the Low Countries were moved into Wales
Posted by: Tom Servo


When they went back to Low Countries, they took all the Welshmens' vowels with them.

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 01:41 PM (v6JzV)

155 Which reminds me, I haven't seen any comments about Tim Walz lately. Did he just crawl back into a closet in Minnesota?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2024 01:41 PM (XeU6L)
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He's gone on a crawl space packing extravaganza.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 01:42 PM (tT6L1)

156 *were average height...

Posted by: runner at November 18, 2024 01:42 PM (V13WU)

157 " BREAKING: Justin Trudeau just announced a 3-year freeze on accepting immigrants into Canada."

Barbara Streisand and Rob Reiner Hardest Hit.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 01:41 PM (wyMQY)



He just gave them their excuse.


"I didn't leave because Canada blocked immigration."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

158 Dick Schoof is the sound it makes when you take it out.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 01:42 PM (6QbOL)

159 Maybe they do a better job of keeping track of the illegals (or the flood of migrants that are marginally legal) over there?
Posted by: illiniwek
========
Yes they do. No pesky Bill of Rights, nor the resistance to ids, biometrics, spycams everywhere, etc. A lot of those causing troubles were admitted as 'refugees' which was really Euroland speak for we need cheap labor. Same reason in the 60's when the W. Germany government brought in Turks as 'guest workers'.

Business owners everywhere dream of cheap compliant labor forces that face legal jeopardy if they cross the owners. Same as the Southerners should have picked their own damn cotton.

Posted by: whig at November 18, 2024 01:42 PM (ctrM5)

160 Which reminds me, I haven't seen any comments about Tim Walz lately. Did he just crawl back into a closet in Minnesota?

KIA. Fragged by his own troops.

Posted by: Jetto at November 18, 2024 01:42 PM (XAQb4)

161 be so happy he doesn't have to worry about abortion anymore or all the things we could lose in the election.

One of the more amusing parts of election 2024 - in states where their is little to no election security angry young wimmens turned up to vote out those mean Republicans. In states with election security though apparently they weren't nearly as upset and decided they didn't need to vote.

See also: in states where their is little to no election security angry young minority voters turned up to vote out those mean Republicans. In states with election security though apparently they weren't nearly as upset and decided they didn't need to vote.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 01:42 PM (oZhjI)

162 Afternoon.

Question for the Horde.

If two vegans get into a fight can it still be called a beef?

Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2024 01:42 PM (1Yy3c)

163 or their parents were strict, and it had nothing to do with "all boys" inner insecurities

Trust me, I grew up with them. It had nothing to do with insecurities. None of the parents were opposed to their daughters dating, even though they were all very strict.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:42 PM (Hh1ER)

164 Oh boy

BREAKING NEWS

Feds raid Diddy's cell at Brooklyn jail to seize 'personal' notes


Desperate, me thinks they are.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 01:34 PM (RUMEY)

P. Diddey's diary, page 12.

Random thoughts in prison...good thing I hid that evidence on major Democratic leader in deposit box 1292c and the key is under the back door mat...

Posted by: Oldcat at November 18, 2024 01:42 PM (n7h9X)

165 Which reminds me, I haven't seen any comments about Tim Walz lately. Did he just crawl back into a closet in Minnesota?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2024 01:41 PM (XeU6L)

He earned his spot as Worst VP candidate Ever.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 01:43 PM (wyMQY)

166 144 BREAKING: Justin Trudeau just announced a 3-year freeze on accepting immigrants into Canada.

------

That's to give his celebrity friends a legit reason not to move there.

Get them off the hook so to speak.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 18, 2024 01:43 PM (jyAD3)

167 Many , many Dutch models. The Dutch are considered to be tall on average. But for some reason most of the DUtch I came across, are average height.
Posted by: runner at November 18, 2024 01:41 PM (V13WU)



A Dane just became Miss Universe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

168 Rebecca Romijn

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 01:38 PM (v6JzV)

I didn't know she was Dutch!

And yes.
Posted by: Tex Lovera

She's American, but of Dutch ancestry on both sides. Her father is actually from the Netherlands.

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 01:43 PM (v6JzV)

169 I see that Trudeau is framing it as wanting to control population growth.

'Cause Canada is just packed to the gills with people.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 18, 2024 01:43 PM (wzAuc)

170 Go find a like number of muslims and return the favor. Repeat as required.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at November 18, 2024 01:43 PM (hKoQL)

171 People who say "no homo" don't really mean it.

Posted by: Sean Diddy Combs at November 18, 2024 01:43 PM (paSBy)

172 Which reminds me, I haven't seen any comments about Tim Walz lately. Did he just crawl back into a closet in Minnesota?[/Which reminds me, I haven't seen any comments about Tim Walz lately. Did he just crawl back into a closet in Minnesota? ]i

He's drowning his sorrows with a middle school boy's soccer team.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 01:43 PM (oZhjI)

173 Sweden is sending out five million pamphlets to residents urging them to prepare for the possibility of war, with instructions on how to stockpile food and even seek shelter during a nuclear attack, as fears grow of a conflict between Russia and NATO.

Posted by: SMOD at November 18, 2024 01:43 PM (RHGPo)

174 OT: GAINZZ update.

I did PR day at my gym on Saturday.
They have a judge looking at your lifts to make sure you're following the rules and you get three attempts to get your best lift.
I got:
445lb deadlift.
230lb bench.
340lb squat.

1,015lb total. Thousand pound club!

Posted by: bonhomme at November 18, 2024 01:44 PM (Odg76)

175 I read somewhere he was still ordering his family to obstruct wherever they could. Maybe they're tired of him still interfering with things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

This is hilarious.

My impression of Diddy is that he is an asshole, but I applaud the resistance he is giving to the cops. Make the State go through all the hoops to prove his crimes. They have effectively infinite resources to take away our freedom; they need to go through the trouble to prove their case.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 18, 2024 01:44 PM (ufFY8)

176 The Dutch are considered to be tall on average. But for some reason most of the DUtch I came across, are average height.

Tallest country on earth on average. I am nearly 6'3 and the guys at church tower over me LOL.

Well these days I'm closer to 6'1, age.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:44 PM (Hh1ER)

177 I did PR day at my gym on Saturday.
They have a judge looking at your lifts to make sure you're following the rules and you get three attempts to get your best lift.
I got:
445lb deadlift.
230lb bench.
340lb squat.

1,015lb total. Thousand pound club!
Posted by: bonhomme at November 18, 2024 01:44 PM (Odg76)



congrats!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

178 Doutzen Kroes
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Young Denise Richards-esque

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 01:45 PM (v6JzV)

179 111


Where's the supposed army of gop lawyers

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2024 01:45 PM (iIIg6)

180 120 I went to church with like ten of the prettiest girls I have ever known in my life, all second generation Dutch girls and they were just living frost. It wasn't just me, no girls paid me any attention, literally not a single one of them even dated anyone from church. All the boys there were beneath them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:37 PM

The only Dutch Girls I knew sold cheese.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 18, 2024 01:45 PM (+oR7L)

181 I saw ShoeOnHead had some favorable things to see about Tim Walz. I wonder if it is because unlike a number of recent male Dem political leaders she wouldn't have to worry about him trying anything with HER in a lockerroom...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 01:45 PM (oZhjI)

182 154 Quite a few people from the Low Countries were moved into Wales
Posted by: Tom Servo


When they went back to Low Countries, they took all the Welshmens' vowels with them.

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 01:41 PM (v6JzV)

Resulting in the Welsh living under a Vowel of Silence.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 18, 2024 01:45 PM (wtvvX)

183 174 OT: GAINZZ update.

I did PR day at my gym on Saturday.
They have a judge looking at your lifts to make sure you're following the rules and you get three attempts to get your best lift.
I got:
445lb deadlift.
230lb bench.
340lb squat.

1,015lb total. Thousand pound club!
Posted by: bonhomme at November

Woot! Impressive!

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 01:45 PM (p4NUW)

184 Sweden is sending out five million pamphlets to residents urging them to prepare for the possibility of war, with instructions on how to stockpile food and even seek shelter during a nuclear attack, as fears grow of a conflict between Russia and NATO.
Posted by: SMOD at November 18, 2024 01:43 PM (RHGPo)
---------------

The Junta put nuclear war back on the table through authorizing strikes into Russian territory. Lovely.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 01:45 PM (tT6L1)

185 My squat and deadlift will be on the gym leaderboard when they update it.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 18, 2024 01:45 PM (Odg76)

186 149 Hey why isn't Blago here celebrating with us? He's a Longtime Republican With Concerns you know. I figured he'd be so happy he doesn't have to worry about abortion anymore or all the things we could lose in the election.
Posted by: ...
======
He is not the only nic that pops up during election times and disappears afterwards. AOP has an idea that Blago may just be the sockpuppet of Pete, the self abuser. Moo Moo, Joe Xiden, whatever is another persistent one.

I don't even bother much anymore with engaging them or the fight picking semi-troll nics either.

Posted by: whig at November 18, 2024 01:45 PM (ctrM5)

187 174 OT: GAINZZ update.

I did PR day at my gym on Saturday.
They have a judge looking at your lifts to make sure you're following the rules and you get three attempts to get your best lift.
I got:
445lb deadlift.
230lb bench.
340lb squat.

1,015lb total. Thousand pound club!
Posted by: bonhomme at November 18, 2024 01:44 PM (Odg76)

Damn... that's an impressive deadlift.

Not taking away from the other lifts.. just saying that's a big number.

Posted by: Inogame at November 18, 2024 01:45 PM (53oGX)

188 1,015lb total. Thousand pound club!
Posted by: bonhomme at November


GAINZZZZZZ > Muslim PAINZZZZ

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 01:45 PM (oZhjI)

189 bonhomme kicking butt and taking names. Well done.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 18, 2024 01:45 PM (jyAD3)

190 I am Hitler!

Posted by: Spartacus at November 18, 2024 01:46 PM (aD39U)

191 Holy cow. So we homeschool, which you may recall me mentioning.

Little is in 4th grade, doing math that is akin to intro algebra (word problems, with fractions).

When he gets the wrong answer, we struggle with determining where he went wrong, because he makes so many mental leaps before he writes something down.

For instance, a problem that takes me and his mom 6-7 steps of set up, substitution of relationships, and solving for a variable, he writes down as his "first" step. I didn't even know that his was "first" step was correct, until I was seven steps in, when I determined his prefatory step to get his first step.*

I guess - other than a sort of weird math hummblebrag - I am looking for ideas on home school curricula or advisors that can develop his mind and thought processes with this gift for analysis and mental manipulation. I don't have a problem schooling him on math and advanced math topics. I just want to ID some way to help him advance.


*The "problem" is one of writing down his mental steps. In the end, he made a simple arithmetic error in his otherwise correct analysis and setup, despite us not being able to follow along until we did the work.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 01:46 PM (i24o9)

192 "=====
It is an old ruler trick to bring in foreigners to oppress the locals you want to control. The ire is directed at the foreigners and NOT the people who put those foreigners there at first.

English barons and people complained about King John bringing in foreigners (aka French mostly) to oppress them and that was one of the bones to pick with John during the Civil War. The foreigners went home or became part of the English soil.
Posted by: whig at November 18, 2024 01:32 PM (ctrM5)"

yes indeed, it has always been a thing, going back to the dawn of history ...in our times the soviets were enthusiastic users of this method

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at November 18, 2024 01:46 PM (gY0JQ)

193 143 Hovde was up...1%?...on election night. Odd isn't it that the post election antics ALWAYS net Democrats votes isn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 01:40 PM (oZhjI

They cheated, and will get away with it. If they keep countin they will “ win” Pennsylvania too… and then d course the two Democrat-Republican Senators will be the hammer… as usual.

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 01:46 PM (PCK5/)

194 "OT: GAINZZ update.

I did PR day at my gym on Saturday.
They have a judge looking at your lifts to make sure you're following the rules and you get three attempts to get your best lift.
I got:
445lb deadlift.
230lb bench.
340lb squat.

1,015lb total. Thousand pound club!
Posted by: bonhomme"

I was gonna do that. Didn't feel like it.

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 01:46 PM (fV+MH)

195 I said it this morning and I'll say it again

Nederlanders zijn flikkers.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 18, 2024 01:46 PM (RIvkX)

196 Thought of the Day: If Democrats use polls to lie about elections why wouldnt they use them to lie about other things like abortion or gun opinions?

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 01:46 PM (6QbOL)

197 >The Junta put nuclear war back on the table through authorizing strikes into Russian territory. Lovely.


It would be nice if we had the names of these assholes.

Posted by: mr tmz at November 18, 2024 01:47 PM (rJ48h)

198
For a long time I thought Kathy Ireland was the daughter of Charles Bronson and Jill Ireland, and that by some miracle Kathy had escaped looking at all like her father.

It'd make more sense if Kathy were the offspring of David McCallum and Jill Ireland. But the years are all wrong in both cases.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 18, 2024 01:39 PM (J2vNu)



My one Moron claim to fame is that I woke up Kathy Ireland and talked to her in bed at about 3am one night.

I used to work the monitoring station for her house alarm company about 25 years ago and the alarm tripped...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 18, 2024 01:47 PM (y9nCu)

199 My squat and deadlift will be on the gym leaderboard when they update it.
Posted by: bonhomme


Congratulations!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 18, 2024 01:47 PM (tY81A)

200 Daphne Jongejans, Dutch diver in the 1984 Olympics. I still remember how they showed every one of her dives even though she was nowhere near a medal.
Thanks to whatever producer was making the call on that.

Posted by: Wally at November 18, 2024 01:47 PM (FE83M)

201 A Dane just became Miss Universe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

Danes are Scandi..different breed...

Posted by: runner at November 18, 2024 01:47 PM (V13WU)

202 162 Afternoon.

Question for the Horde.

If two vegans get into a fight can it still be called a beef?

Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2024 01:42 PM (1Yy3c)

A rhubarb.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 18, 2024 01:47 PM (wtvvX)

203 162 Afternoon.

Question for the Horde.

If two vegans get into a fight can it still be called a beef?
Posted by: Robert
======
Only if you add an adjective like Incredible Beef!, Impossible Beef!, or Plantbased Beef!.

Posted by: whig at November 18, 2024 01:47 PM (ctrM5)

204 " I am Hitler!
Posted by: Spartacus"

Fking lol bro.

We're ALL Hitler.

Rejoice!!!

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 01:48 PM (fV+MH)

205 My one Moron claim to fame is that I woke up Kathy Ireland and talked to her in bed at about 3am one night.

I used to work the monitoring station for her house alarm company about 25 years ago and the alarm tripped...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


Should have stopped right there.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 18, 2024 01:48 PM (tY81A)

206 202 162 Afternoon.

Question for the Horde.

If two vegans get into a fight can it still be called a beef?

Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2024 01:42 PM (1Yy3c)

A rhubarb.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 18, 2024 01:47 PM (wtvvX)

A melon mash.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 01:48 PM (VNX3d)

207 Well if celebs can't move to Canada they could always move to the sunny border towns in Mexico...

Yeah I know, I crack me up too.

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and Reckonings at November 18, 2024 01:48 PM (Eng1Z)

208 I was gonna do that. Didn't feel like it.
Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 01:46 PM (fV+MH)

=====

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 01:48 PM (DRSnL)

209 My one Moron claim to fame is that I woke up Kathy Ireland and talked to her in bed at about 3am one night.

I used to work the monitoring station for her house alarm company about 25 years ago and the alarm tripped...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
=====
I hope she had a camera so you could 'monitor' the situation from homebase.

Posted by: whig at November 18, 2024 01:48 PM (ctrM5)

210 "The difference is everyone likes Vikings. "

I don't . The castrated literate male monks. The kept women in areas they conquered as sex slavesThey butchered humans in their religious rites.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2024 01:49 PM (1yQ39)

211 Tomorrow, Jeremy Clarkson is leading a farmers' protest in Parliament Square. Thousands expected to show their opposition to a punitive inheritance tax.

Posted by: mrp at November 18, 2024 01:49 PM (rj6Yv)

212 did PR day at my gym on Saturday.
They have a judge looking at your lifts to make sure you're following the rules and you get three attempts to get your best lift.
I got:
445lb deadlift.
230lb bench.
340lb squat.

1,015lb total. Thousand pound club!
Posted by: bonhomme at November 18, 2024 01:44 PM (Odg76)

based on the above, you, theoretically, can lift a baby elephant

Posted by: runner at November 18, 2024 01:49 PM (V13WU)

213 My one Moron claim to fame is that I woke up Kathy Ireland and talked to her in bed at about 3am one night.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Wow. What was she wearing?

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 01:49 PM (v6JzV)

214 Only if you add an adjective like Incredible Beef!, Impossible Beef!, or Plantbased Beef!.
Posted by: whig



All beef is plant based.

Meat packing plant.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 18, 2024 01:49 PM (tY81A)

215 "124 BTW, did you see that Hovde conceded because of the cheat?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 18, 2024 01:35 PM (js3aQ)
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I saw Hovde came out with a statement wherein he clearly said he knew he was getting cheated. I've yet to see he conceded.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 01:38 PM (tT6L1)"

this. (to the best of my knowledge)
the media is 'reporting' it as a concession

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at November 18, 2024 01:49 PM (gY0JQ)

216 The progressive lefties in this country would and have denounced Geert Wilders as a "Reich Wing Fanatic".
OTOH his plan seems like a good one to me.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 18, 2024 01:49 PM (cB7nX)

217 It would be nice if we had the names of these assholes.
Posted by: mr tmz

Easy enough, Blinken, Rice, Austin, and whoever is Biden's NSC head.

Posted by: whig at November 18, 2024 01:50 PM (ctrM5)

218 1,015lb total. Thousand pound club!
Posted by: bonhomme at November 18, 2024 01:44 PM (Odg76)
====

Mazel tov!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 18, 2024 01:50 PM (RIvkX)

219 Candy Dulfer back in the day

Posted by: miguel cervantes at November 18, 2024 01:50 PM (pGTZo)

220 My one Moron claim to fame is that I woke up Kathy Ireland and talked to her in bed at about 3am one night.

Was this back when she sounded like she was on helium or later when she'd pitched her voice into normal human hearing range?

Stunning girl. Very smart, too apparently. I could put up with her Minnie Mouse voice

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:50 PM (Hh1ER)

221 I've been married to a Dutch-German girl for 35 years. And she was DEFINITELY not cold...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 18, 2024 01:50 PM (wtvvX)

222 bonhomme kicking butt and taking names. Well done.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 18, 2024 01:45 PM (jyAD3)


Well done indeed!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 01:50 PM (W/lyH)

223 Hitlers everywhere you look!

Thousands of Retired Officers, Veterans Are Volunteering for Unprecedented Deportation Effort

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 18, 2024 01:50 PM (L/fGl)

224 Thanks, everyone!

Posted by: bonhomme at November 18, 2024 01:51 PM (Odg76)

225 All beef is plant based.

Meat packing plant.
Posted by: rickb223
====
Doesn't stop the marketing spin. Take a look at packaging about how many things now are augmented by 'plant based' descriptions.

Posted by: whig at November 18, 2024 01:51 PM (ctrM5)

226 193 143 Hovde was up...1%?...on election night. Odd isn't it that the post election antics ALWAYS net Democrats votes isn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 01:40 PM (oZhjI

They cheated, and will get away with it. If they keep countin they will “ win” Pennsylvania too… and then d course the two Democrat-Republican Senators will be the hammer… as usual.
Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 01:46 PM (PCK5/)

Perhaps the best we can get is a federal law that states that federal election results must be reported completely within four or six hours of the polls closing, or the election is voided and the state legislature must fill the opening. Presidential electoral votes are voided, and not counted for that state.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 01:51 PM (VNX3d)

227 Saw a video the other day where a couple of girls from a high school powerlifting team took on a couple of ranch hand plowboys in a few events.

It turned out how you'd expect.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)

228 1,015lb total. Thousand pound club!
Posted by: bonhomme at November 18, 2024 01:44 PM

Me too! Loved baked goods.

Posted by: Whoopi!!!! at November 18, 2024 01:51 PM (ewjUl)

229 206 202 162 Afternoon.

Question for the Horde.

If two vegans get into a fight can it still be called a beef?

Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2024 01:42 PM (1Yy3c)

A rhubarb.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 18, 2024 01:47 PM (wtvvX)

A melon mash.
-----------
Mixed Vegetables.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 01:51 PM (jFCkp)

230
Greg Price
@greg_price11
The roommate of Laken Riley's killer just testified during his trial that they went to the Roosevelt Hotel together in September 2023 and received a taxpayer funded flight to Georgia.

Your government flew an illegal gang member to Georgia with your money -- where he then proceeded to brutally murder an innocent girl.

January 20th can't come soon enough.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3k2j99

Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2024 01:51 PM (NpAcC)

231 202 162 Afternoon.

Question for the Horde.

If two vegans get into a fight can it still be called a beef?

Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2024 01:42 PM (1Yy3c)

A rhubarb.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 18, 2024 01:47 PM (wtvvX)
***

Only if stalking was involved.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 18, 2024 01:51 PM (W/lyH)

232 Tomorrow, Jeremy Clarkson is leading a farmers' protest in Parliament Square. Thousands expected to show their opposition to a punitive inheritance tax.

That tax will destroy every small farm in the nation. Its basically a brutally punishing inheritance tax designed to make sure nobody takes over the family farm. Only mega farm operations can possibly survive it.

Its insane and evil.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:51 PM (Hh1ER)

233 Leftists have a master plan to ensure that President-elect Donald Trump’s economy tanks: They are not going to buy anything.

“Trump will not have a good economy because we don’t have to let him. I myself plan on paying my bills and saving every penny beyond that. I will not contribute to this economy in any other way,” one leftist X account with the handle @PrezLives2022 said to 127.1K followers, previewing plans to strategically purchase clothing “before he takes office and make sure I have everything I need for the next four years.”

Posted by: SMOD at November 18, 2024 01:52 PM (RHGPo)

234 I'm a Hitler, he's a Hitler, she's a Hitler, we're a Hitler, wouldn't you like to be a Hitler too?

Posted by: Jetto at November 18, 2024 01:52 PM (XAQb4)

235 If we stop immigration here, they will all go to Canada. That's why he is doing it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 18, 2024 01:52 PM (u3C88)

236 A nice fact about Kathy Ireland. She's very antiabortion. She was of those leading the charge against the legalization of all abortion in California.

And she still looks damn good, too.

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 01:52 PM (v6JzV)

237 Yeah, but it's not the reality that unlimited unvetted immigration is a bad thing.

It's the reality that voters will eventually punish him for it.

So he's still retarded.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating
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This.

And reducing this by 20% = SFA.
https://tinyurl.com/3ykupxcf
chart

Chart's "non-permanent residents" is work/student visa holders; a million 'Green Card' holders "real immigrants" a year not included; and phoney refugees not included [a shit-tonne too].

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 01:52 PM (hovnC)

238 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:50 PM (Hh1ER)

Kathy Ireland is also a Christian and talks about her faith.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2024 01:52 PM (1yQ39)

239 It would be nice if we had the names of these assholes.
Posted by: mr tmz at November 18, 2024 01:47 PM (rJ48h)
------------

Biden's chief of staff is probably the place to start. And anyone Obama adjacent.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 01:52 PM (tT6L1)

240
Your government flew an illegal gang member to Georgia with your money -- where he then proceeded to brutally murder an innocent girl.


I would like to see whatever bureaucrat signed off on that flight arrested for conspiracy to murder.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 01:52 PM (oZhjI)

241 232 Tomorrow, Jeremy Clarkson is leading a farmers' protest in Parliament Square. Thousands expected to show their opposition to a punitive inheritance tax.

That tax will destroy every small farm in the nation. Its basically a brutally punishing inheritance tax designed to make sure nobody takes over the family farm. Only mega farm operations can possibly survive it.

Its insane and evil.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:51 PM (Hh1ER)


It's long past time for Canadians and the English to start revolutions and toss the commie swine out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 01:53 PM (RUMEY)

242 Excellent, Mr. Wilders. We need to do that here in America to the pro-Palestinian scum-bag non-American students. Arrest them and deport them, and never allow them back into America!

Posted by: just saying at November 18, 2024 01:53 PM (Uy/WF)

243 Leftists have a master plan to ensure that President-elect Donald Trump’s economy tanks: They are not going to buy anything.

Brilliant

Posted by: Jetto at November 18, 2024 01:53 PM (XAQb4)

244 >>> I saw ShoeOnHead had some favorable things to see about Tim Walz.

She is not the best judge of liberal men; she's a huge Bernie fan. But because of that, she was able to see that by the left burning Bernie, they turned off a whole bunch of men that usually vote democrat...and Trump was able to come in and swoop them up. It was a good take, even if her not seeing Waltz's flaws is sketch.

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and Reckonings at November 18, 2024 01:53 PM (Eng1Z)

245 Feds raid Diddy's cell at Brooklyn jail to seize 'personal' notes

-

It's shocking that he's still alive.

I suspect he's the Hollywood branch of the same worldwide organization Epstein (and almost certainly Obama) work for.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 18, 2024 01:53 PM (AAvt3)

246 Flounder, use the Saxon Math curriculum except for his Geometry. John Saxon didn't think proofs were something kids needed to learn; so he didn't bother with Geometry, and the people that added it to his curriculum sucked at it. My math major used Saxon all the way through to get ready for Calculus, and almost aced Discrete Math when she was thrown into it her first semester in college.

Teaching Textbooks Geometry is solid.

Getting him to write EVERYTHING down is best done by requiring it even if it isn't necessary. I required it when doing 6+2+4+9, for instance, and it stuck.

From one math nerd parent to another: fistbump.

Posted by: Catherine at November 18, 2024 01:53 PM (QBNnj)

247 I don't even bother much anymore with engaging them or the fight picking semi-troll nics either.
Posted by: whig at November 18, 2024 01:45 PM (ctrM5)

I caught Xiden taking a dump in threads as a Lefty Trump Hater laughing at us about polls. Those comments were *particularly* sad. Didn't even get much of a reaction.

And he had several "regular" handles where he would have varying levels of behaving himself. I'm starting to wonder if everyone here isn't just somebody's sock, with actors paid to show up at the momes. Also my neighbor's dog has some interesting ideas.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 01:53 PM (6QbOL)

248 A nice fact about Kathy Ireland. She's very antiabortion. She was of those leading the charge against the legalization of all abortion in California.

She also is quite wealthy having invested her modeling money into several businesses. She's a smart cookie and yes is still very lovely.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:53 PM (Hh1ER)

249 229 206 202 162 Afternoon.

Question for the Horde.

If two vegans get into a fight can it still be called a beef?

Posted by: Robert at November 18, 2024 01:42 PM (1Yy3c)

A rhubarb.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 18, 2024 01:47 PM (wtvvX)

A melon mash.
-----------
Mixed Vegetables.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 01:51 PM (jFCkp)
*******
A squash.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2024 01:54 PM (NpAcC)

250 1,015lb total. Thousand pound club!
Posted by: bonhomme at November 18, 2024 01:44 PM (Odg76)

I was wondering how you fared…

***golf clap***

How young are you

Posted by: browndog remembers at November 18, 2024 01:54 PM (TTAGa)

251 Just wondering here, but is it possible for the US to kick some of these asshole states out of the union?? ‘Twould be nice…

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 01:54 PM (PCK5/)

252 > Leftists have a master plan to ensure that President-elect Donald Trump’s economy tanks: They are not going to buy anything.
--------
Will they start with food?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 18, 2024 01:54 PM (Q4IgG)

253 Flounder I would help you but I'm quite dumb.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 01:54 PM (6QbOL)

254 I saw ShoeOnHead had some favorable things to see about Tim Walz.

She is not the best judge of liberal men; she's a huge Bernie fan. But because of that, she was able to see that by the left burning Bernie, they turned off a whole bunch of men that usually vote democrat...and Trump was able to come in and swoop them up. It was a good take, even if her not seeing Waltz's flaws is sketch.
Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and Reckonings at November 18, 2024 01:53 PM (Eng1Z)



I didn't get the impression she was stupid.

Guess I was wrong.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

255 Sweden is sending out five million pamphlets to residents urging them to prepare for the possibility of war, with instructions on how to stockpile food and even seek shelter during a nuclear attack, as fears grow of a conflict between Russia and NATO.
Posted by: SMOD at November 18, 2024 01:43 PM (RHGPo)
---------------

The Junta put nuclear war back on the table through authorizing strikes into Russian territory. Lovely.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 01:45 PM (tT6L1)

So now they are starting to realize that hundreds of years of neutrality being tossed away at a whim might have been a bad idea?

Posted by: Oldcat at November 18, 2024 01:54 PM (n7h9X)

256 227 Saw a video the other day where a couple of girls from a high school powerlifting team took on a couple of ranch hand plowboys in a few events.

It turned out how you'd expect.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)

They did they flying muff smother to take them out of the competition?

Posted by: President Richard Punch at November 18, 2024 01:54 PM (OA79/)

257 I really enjoyed Kathy's 'work' in SI.

When SI thought women in swimwear were sexy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 01:54 PM (RUMEY)

258 “Trump will not have a good economy because we don’t have to let him. I myself plan on paying my bills and saving every penny beyond that. I will not contribute to this economy in any other way,"

--

o_O

Oblivious to the fact that that's WHY so many Americans voted for Trump. They're being forced to do that without wanting to.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 18, 2024 01:55 PM (AAvt3)

259 Kathy Ireland also starred in one of my favorite MST episodes: Alien from LA.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 18, 2024 01:55 PM (xPJvm)

260 And he had several "regular" handles where he would have varying levels of behaving himself. I'm starting to wonder if everyone here isn't just somebody's sock, with actors paid to show up at the momes. Also my neighbor's dog has some interesting ideas.
Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 01:53 PM (6QbOL)

I'm just waiting for AI to replace me...

Posted by: Inogame at November 18, 2024 01:55 PM (53oGX)

261 Saw a video the other day where a couple of girls from a high school powerlifting team took on a couple of ranch hand plowboys in a few events.

"female characters start with exactly the same strength as males, but get more CON and WIS"
--D&D designers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:55 PM (Hh1ER)

262 Jen Psaki Admits Dems Are Without A Clear Leader

-
What about Satan?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 18, 2024 01:55 PM (L/fGl)

263 At least, so far, the Left hasn't signaled that they will hold their breath for the next four years.

Posted by: SMOD at November 18, 2024 01:55 PM (RHGPo)

264
Was this back when she sounded like she was on helium or later when she'd pitched her voice into normal human hearing range?

Stunning girl. Very smart, too apparently. I could put up with her Minnie Mouse voice
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:50 PM (Hh1ER)



Husky, but sexy voice on the phone after waking up is how I remember it. I tried not to drool while I was verifying her password.

Early 90s so I'm not sure when she changed up the voice in public.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 18, 2024 01:55 PM (y9nCu)

265 almost aced Discrete Math when she was thrown into it her first semester in college.

Posted by: Catherine at November 18, 2024 01:53 PM (QBNnj)



I HATE that math. Failed it twice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

266 Is there anything worse than Hitler that they can start using? Or have they officially maxed out the scale?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 18, 2024 01:56 PM (Dm8we)

267 Just wondering here, but is it possible for the US to kick some of these asshole states out of the union??

I want an amendment to the constitution by which a majority of states voting can turn a state back into a territory.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:56 PM (Hh1ER)

268 265 almost aced Discrete Math when she was thrown into it her first semester in college.

Posted by: Catherine at November 18, 2024 01:53 PM (QBNnj)


I HATE that math. Failed it twice.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

How about Indiscretion Math??

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 01:56 PM (PCK5/)

269 At least, so far, the Left hasn't signaled that they will hold their breath for the next four years.

Trump needs to come out in favor of breathing.

Posted by: Jetto at November 18, 2024 01:57 PM (XAQb4)

270 My sister looks like a Kathy Ireland / Paulina Porizkova blend. The genetics were available to me! Why oh why, gene gods?

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 01:57 PM (p4NUW)

271 I saw ShoeOnHead had some favorable things to see about Tim Walz.

She is not the best judge of liberal men; she's a huge Bernie fan. But because of that, she was able to see that by the left burning Bernie, they turned off a whole bunch of men that usually vote democrat...and Trump was able to come in and swoop them up. It was a good take, even if her not seeing Waltz's flaws is sketch.
Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and Reckonings at November 18, 2024 01:53 PM (Eng1Z)


I didn't get the impression she was stupid.

Guess I was wrong.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

I haven't seen all her stuff but in the one I saw she was just saying that Waltz had more energy and appearances than Harris which is fair enough. She might be unable to see the cringe factor in a lot of what he did.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 18, 2024 01:57 PM (n7h9X)

272 262 Jen Psaki Admits Dems Are Without A Clear Leader

-
What about Satan?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 18, 2024 01:55 PM (L/fGl)

Trump Hulk Smashed all their leaders. Obama hardest hit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 01:57 PM (RUMEY)

273 Buckwheat, please use "discrete" in a sentence.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 18, 2024 01:57 PM (AAvt3)

274 267 Just wondering here, but is it possible for the US to kick some of these asshole states out of the union??

I want an amendment to the constitution by which a majority of states voting can turn a state back into a territory.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:56 PM (Hh1ER)

That works…

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 01:57 PM (PCK5/)

275 SuperMegaHitler!

Posted by: Jetto at November 18, 2024 01:57 PM (XAQb4)

276 plus the history of Russian/Swedish encounters is not encouraging,

Posted by: miguel cervantes at November 18, 2024 01:57 PM (pGTZo)

277 Se, they were just trying to heal us...

New York Post
@nypost
Can COVID-19 help the body fight cancer? Shocking new study links virus to shrinking tumors https://trib.al/VdE6oSV

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 01:57 PM (TGPs7)

278 What is Discrete Math? I mean, besides $20, same as in town?

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 01:57 PM (v6JzV)

279 265 almost aced Discrete Math when she was thrown into it her first semester in college.

Posted by: Catherine at November 18, 2024 01:53 PM (QBNnj)


I HATE that math. Failed it twice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

What in the Hell is Discrete Math?? (I got through several calculus classes and diff eq...)

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 18, 2024 01:58 PM (wtvvX)

280 My sister looks like a Kathy Ireland / Paulina Porizkova blend. The genetics were available to me! Why oh why, gene gods?
Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 01:57 PM (p4NUW)

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Both of my sisters are 5'9" and naturally thin. Bitches.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 01:58 PM (DRSnL)

281 I think shoeonhead is old school Democrat - pro-working class, men have a valuable and distinct role in society, etc. She just doesn't realize those groups got left out of today's Democratic Party.

Posted by: Wally at November 18, 2024 01:58 PM (FE83M)

282 Which leads me to believe someone much higher up the terrorist food chain came up with the idea.

According to my Jewish friend with contacts in Israel, The Mossad gave all the hotel rooms of Jews visiting the Netherlands to the Dutch government so they could protect them. Somebody in the Dutch government gave those addresses to the terrorists, and Jews were attacked in their hotel rooms, as well as on the streets.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 18, 2024 01:58 PM (Da7Vv)

283 267 Just wondering here, but is it possible for the US to kick some of these asshole states out of the union??
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New reality TV Show: Survivor America! What do you bring to the table? If it's nothing, you're off Island America!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 01:58 PM (tT6L1)

284 236 A nice fact about Kathy Ireland. She's very antiabortion. She was of those leading the charge against the legalization of all abortion in California.
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On ABC's version of Politically Incorrect pre-9/11, I remember her saying she had turned pro-life after studying her doctor-husband's medical books and seeing you couldn't separate conception from birth etc.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 01:58 PM (hovnC)

285 *The "problem" is one of writing down his mental steps. In the end, he made a simple arithmetic error in his otherwise correct analysis and setup, despite us not being able to follow along until we did the work.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 01:46 PM (i24o9)

the short term solution is to give him the question back and say, you know this, but you made an error. Show me where the error is.


sounds like he has an intuitive idea of the process, which is the best thing it the world, but he needs to be able to defend it.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 18, 2024 01:59 PM (D7oie)

286 A bit off-topic, but I still wonder at the skill and talent required for SpaceX to consistently land their Falcon-9 boosters in a very small landing zone after their flights.

The Starship Booster landings are equally impressive. I'm really curious to watch tomorrow's Starship launch.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 01:59 PM (VNX3d)

287 Jen Psaki Admits Dems Are Without A Clear Leader

They didn't have a singular leader under Biden either - it was a group of independent oligarchs that told Biden's staffers what to do. I do think Trump could get a lot of mileage proposing laws that would force them to take sides against each other - and you already see two of them - Bezos and Zuckerberg trying to set themselves apart before Trump's admin comes after them.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 01:59 PM (oZhjI)

288 What is Discrete Math? I mean, besides $20, same as in town?
Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 01:57 PM (v6JzV)

Detailed proofs and trigonometry I believe. Business majors didn't have to take it, thank God.

Posted by: Catherine at November 18, 2024 01:59 PM (QBNnj)

289 ShoeOnHead is just a cute little leftie girl that’s not obnoxious… a unicorn, in other words…

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 01:59 PM (PCK5/)

290 Is Discrete Math anything like Finite Math? Because I loved that class. I like math in general.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 01:59 PM (DRSnL)

291 266 Is there anything worse than Hitler that they can start using? Or have they officially maxed out the scale?

Ahem

Posted by: Mao at November 18, 2024 01:59 PM (DobEs)

292 Just wondering here, but is it possible for the US to kick some of these asshole states out of the union?? ‘Twould be nice…
Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 01:54 PM (PCK5/)

Counties should be able to secede. We even have precedent with West Virginia.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 18, 2024 01:59 PM (n7h9X)

293 With the KC Chiefs losing and Tay Tay selling out to Kamala, we may have past peak Tay Tay.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 01:59 PM (jFCkp)

294 My sister looks like a Kathy Ireland / Paulina Porizkova blend.
Posted by: Piper


Piper, you have this annoying tendency recently to leave us completely pictureless.

I am disappoint. Be better, Piper. Be better.

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 01:59 PM (v6JzV)

295 Is there anything worse than Hitler that they can start using? Or have they officially maxed out the scale?

Ahem
Posted by: Mao at November 18, 2024 01:59 PM (DobEs)

They like Mao.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 18, 2024 02:00 PM (n7h9X)

296 And he had several "regular" handles where he would have varying levels of behaving himself. I'm starting to wonder if everyone here isn't just somebody's sock, with actors paid to show up at the momes. Also my neighbor's dog has some interesting ideas.
Posted by: ...
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One of the advantages of an archaic software system is that it is security by obscurity. Ditto for the fact that there is not much lucre from advertisers leading to fake followers, etc. Bothood, etc. goes to where the money is. We get the sad leftovers.

But, I think you do get a fair number of 'bots' and sock puppets at Disqus or Twitter. Elon said as much and that was one reason he sought a price reduction in Twitter was the prevalence of bots that did nothing other than like a post, etc. but counted as a follower for people that publicists wanted promoted.

Posted by: whig at November 18, 2024 02:00 PM (ctrM5)

297 My sister looks like a Kathy Ireland / Paulina Porizkova blend. The genetics were available to me! Why oh why, gene gods?
Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 01:57 PM (p4NUW)
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Having met you in person, I can affirm your genetics are very solid and I'm not sure why the angst.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 02:00 PM (tT6L1)

298 I'm starting to wonder if everyone here isn't just somebody's sock, with actors paid to show up at the momes.
Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 01:53 PM (6QbOL)

Fun fact: there's only one commenter here at AOS. It's all run by a Chinese bot farm

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 18, 2024 02:00 PM (VGRuw)

299 280 Both of my sisters are 5'9" and naturally thin. Bitches.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024

She went home in her size 2 jeans after her 3rd baby. Stretch marks? Never heard of them. She still has no cellulite and rocks a bikini. She is my older sister.

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 02:00 PM (p4NUW)

300 The feds here after 1/20 should treat any uni campus wilding against jews by pali hamassholes the same. Track down, arrest, charge, deport.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at November 18, 2024 02:00 PM (ZtgZZ)

301 It's when you're doing math homework, but you keep it on the down low.

Posted by: Blondette at November 18, 2024 02:00 PM (DobEs)

302 I think shoeonhead is old school Democrat - pro-working class, men have a valuable and distinct role in society, etc. She just doesn't realize those groups got left out of today's Democratic Party.
Posted by: Wally

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Sadly there's no such thing.

If you support Democrats at any level then you support murdering black babies, social programs to keep black people failures who do little more than complain while feeding on the teat of government, endless war, censorship, and sexual abuse.

There is no "old school democrat." There are only Democrats.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 18, 2024 02:00 PM (AAvt3)

303 288 What is Discrete Math? I mean, besides $20, same as in town?
Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 01:57 PM (v6JzV)

Detailed proofs and trigonometry I believe. Business majors didn't have to take it, thank God.

Posted by: Catherine at November 18, 2024 01:59 PM (QBNnj)

So basically what I learned in Geometry and Algebra/Trig classes.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 18, 2024 02:01 PM (wtvvX)

304 How about Pinochet?

Except they might not know how to pronounce it.

Posted by: Jetto at November 18, 2024 02:01 PM (XAQb4)

305 Is there anything worse than Hitler that they can start using? Or have they officially maxed out the scale?

Ahem
Posted by: Mao
__________

Yeah, but that or Stalin would probably be taken as a compliment on the left. I mean like Genghis Khan or something.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 18, 2024 02:01 PM (Dm8we)

306
Counties should be able to secede. We even have precedent with West Virginia.


Each of the left coast states split. It would be glorious watching the left rule over the lump states of Seattle, Portland, and Coastal Clownifornia while we got three new purple to red states.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 18, 2024 02:02 PM (oZhjI)

307 > How young are you

47 years old.
Cancer survivor.
Suck it, cancer!

Posted by: bonhomme at November 18, 2024 02:02 PM (Odg76)

308 great news that. and a good start for sure. not sure how it'll fly in the schenge law area of europe, as i suspect they'll just go to france or germany, but a solid step in the right direction.
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 18, 2024 01:22 PM (v6XNT)

Imprison them for a year before deporting them. Give them each 40 yards of thin nylon fabric, and a needle and thread. Make them sew up their own parachutes for when they get deported to the muzzie shithole of their choice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 02:02 PM (nemRg)

309

Raisin' it up
Waxin' it down

Posted by: Macedonian Content Farmers at November 18, 2024 02:02 PM (aD39U)

310 plus the history of Russian/Swedish encounters is not encouraging,
Posted by: miguel cervantes at November 18, 2024 01:57 PM (pGTZo)

German Swedish isn't great either.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 18, 2024 02:02 PM (n7h9X)

311
What in the Hell is Discrete Math?? (I got through several calculus classes and diff eq...)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 18, 2024 01:58 PM (wtvvX)



It's so discrete, no one has ever heard of it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

312
Yeah, but that or Stalin would probably be taken as a compliment on the left. I mean like Genghis Khan or something.


I'll take it from here

Posted by: John Kerry at November 18, 2024 02:02 PM (oZhjI)

313 I'm starting to wonder if everyone here isn't just somebody's sock, with actors paid to show up at the momes. Also my neighbor's dog has some interesting ideas.

Posted by: ...


...dang it, he's onto us.

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at November 18, 2024 02:02 PM (OUMaO)

314 299 280 Both of my sisters are 5'9" and naturally thin. Bitches.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024

She went home in her size 2 jeans after her 3rd baby. Stretch marks? Never heard of them. She still has no cellulite and rocks a bikini. She is my older sister.
Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 02:00 PM (p4NUW)

I suggest you post bikini shots of all three of you so we can determine the validity of your claim.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 02:02 PM (RUMEY)

315 Democrats Try to Flee "Weird" Label That Got Turned Back on Them

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You're going to have to shoot at least 1/3 of your supporters.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 18, 2024 02:02 PM (L/fGl)

316 297 Having met you in person, I can affirm your genetics are very solid and I'm not sure why the angst.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 02:00 PM (tT6L1)

This is such a big brother compliment! I love it. Thank you for being sweet.

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 02:02 PM (p4NUW)

317 We're the BEST Virginia.

Posted by: WVA at November 18, 2024 02:03 PM (DobEs)

318 309

Raisin' it up
Waxin' it down
Posted by: Macedonian Content Farmers at November 18, 2024 02:02 PM (aD39U)

How's the pygmy pony?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 18, 2024 02:03 PM (KbCG3)

319 I was gonna do that. Didn't feel like it.
Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 01:46 PM (fV+MH)


Because you got high?

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 02:03 PM (jgdZo)

320 Posted by: Catherine at November 18, 2024 01:53 PM (QBNnj)

Thanks for the tips. I will look into Saxon and the Geometry.

I will still be looking for how he can develop that gift, however, even though getting him to write stuff down is something we will continue to struggle with (BTDT).

I taught him to use distributive property to multiply large numbers easier early on and he floors people with it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 02:03 PM (i24o9)

321 @284

>>I remember her saying she had turned pro-life after studying her doctor-husband's medical books and seeing you couldn't separate conception from birth etc.

Life begins at conception, it begins no where else, all the argument is over is when do we as a society value and protect that life.

For most, it's at conception, for the monsters among us, post birth abortion is a valid and noble.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 18, 2024 02:03 PM (XV/Pl)

322 New reality TV Show: Survivor America! What do you bring to the table? If it's nothing, you're off Island America!
______

RI: "Hi, we are Rhode I..."

"You're voted off Island America!"

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 18, 2024 02:03 PM (fs1hN)

323 314 299 280 Both of my sisters are 5'9" and naturally thin. Bitches.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024

She went home in her size 2 jeans after her 3rd baby. Stretch marks? Never heard of them. She still has no cellulite and rocks a bikini. She is my older sister.
Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 02:00 PM (p4NUW)

I suggest you post bikini shots of all three of you so we can determine the validity of your claim.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November

No way. Jordan has great legs and umm….other parts. 🤣

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 02:03 PM (p4NUW)

324 We're ALL Hitler.

Rejoice!!!

Hitlers everywhere you look!
......

I never did get my uniform and boots. Did you guys?

Posted by: wth at November 18, 2024 02:04 PM (v0R5T)

325 With the KC Chiefs losing and Tay Tay selling out to Kamala, we may have past peak Tay Tay.

I had the Bills in my f'ball pool this as did about 2/3 of the crowd. Those squeaker wins for KC were a tell. It was time for a squeaker loss.

Posted by: DanMan at November 18, 2024 02:04 PM (8uzBS)

326 Daily Mail Online
@MailOnline

Man, 21, faces 10 years in prison for doing burnouts on LGBT mural https://trib.al/NJMgDjR

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 02:04 PM (TGPs7)

327 My favorite geometry moment: We had a test which involved proofs. I came up with the correct answer using proofs correctly, yet, it wasn't the answer the instructor was expecting.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 02:04 PM (tT6L1)

328 Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 02:00 PM (p4NUW)

And I'm guessing that you do good things which she doesn't or can't, besides your being nice person- with a positive, can do viewpoint -which is not an aspersion on your sister.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2024 02:04 PM (1yQ39)

329 315 Democrats Try to Flee "Weird" Label That Got Turned Back on Them

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You're going to have to shoot at least 1/3 of your supporters.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 18, 2024 02:02 PM (L/fGl)


Same weirdos who tried to get everyone to call Vance weird.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 02:04 PM (RUMEY)

330 Fun fact: there's only one commenter here at AOS. It's all run by a Chinese bot farm

Posted by: Bacon Jeff


Dang it, does that mean I have to go back to my old Cylon name?

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at November 18, 2024 02:04 PM (OUMaO)

331 I suggest you post bikini shots of all three of you so we can determine the validity of your claim.
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Sans bikini would be required for certain proof.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 02:04 PM (jFCkp)

332 Sadly there's no such thing.

If you support Democrats at any level then you support murdering black babies, social programs to keep black people failures who do little more than complain while feeding on the teat of government, endless war, censorship, and sexual abuse.

There is no "old school democrat." There are only Democrats.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 18, 2024 02:00 PM (AAvt3)

Shoe's lefty but not really a Democrat. She doesn't follow current day Dem ideas, which is why anyone pays attention

Posted by: Oldcat at November 18, 2024 02:05 PM (n7h9X)

333 Daily Mail Online
@MailOnline

Man, 21, faces 10 years in prison for doing burnouts on LGBT mural https://trib.al/NJMgDjR

--

Spoiler alert:

This is the state flag. This is the state religion.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 18, 2024 02:05 PM (AAvt3)

334 313 I'm starting to wonder if everyone here isn't just somebody's sock, with actors paid to show up at the momes. Also my neighbor's dog has some interesting ideas.

Posted by: ...

...dang it, he's onto us.
Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at November 18, 2024 02:02 PM (OUMaO)

( They’re AI ) computer generated morons… as you say, the meat sacks at the MoMes are hired by the puppet master..

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 02:05 PM (PCK5/)

335 I never did get my uniform and boots. Did you guys?
Posted by: wth


Or our orange Trump-cult robes and matching fezzes.

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 02:05 PM (v6JzV)

336 47 years old.
Cancer survivor.
Suck it, cancer!
Posted by: bonhomme at November 18, 2024 02:02 PM (Odg76

I’m convinced powerlifting helped my through my treatments, as well as keeping that shit at bay.

Keep the bar loaded young man 👊

Posted by: browndog remembers at November 18, 2024 02:05 PM (TTAGa)

337 323 314 299 280 Both of my sisters are 5'9" and naturally thin. Bitches.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024

She went home in her size 2 jeans after her 3rd baby. Stretch marks? Never heard of them. She still has no cellulite and rocks a bikini. She is my older sister.
Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 02:00 PM (p4NUW)

I suggest you post bikini shots of all three of you so we can determine the validity of your claim.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November

No way. Jordan has great legs and umm….other parts. 🤣
Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 02:03 PM (p4NUW)


Ok. We will accept bikini pictures from Jordan also.

Chop chop, ladies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 02:05 PM (RUMEY)

338 How is she at planting tulips?
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 18, 2024 01:27 PM (Aqu9a)

Kammie was pretty good at planting tulips on my crank.

Posted by: Willie Brown at November 18, 2024 02:05 PM (nemRg)

339 British Communist Owen Jones will have the sadz on YouTube when he finds out. He's had several videos recently exposing the TRUTH about the event- the evil Zionost fans started it all, and were only injured in self-defense! Plus, they said and did mean things because they're the evil racist colonizing bad guys.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 18, 2024 02:05 PM (JCZqz)

340 Immigrants sick of being scapegoated plan one-day strike Dec. 18

This year “we’ve seen an aggressive shift against the temporary migrant in Canada, whether student, refugee, temporary worker, with numerous migration restrictions from one day to the next that are creating greater precariousness for migrant workers,” Immigrant Workers Centre organizer Hector Salamanca told reporters.
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ding! ding! ding!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 02:06 PM (hovnC)

341 With the KC Chiefs losing and Tay Tay selling out to Kamala, we may have past peak Tay Tay.

I had the Bills in my f'ball pool this as did about 2/3 of the crowd. Those squeaker wins for KC were a tell. It was time for a squeaker loss.
Posted by: DanMan at November 18, 2024 02:04 PM (8uzBS)

Refs took the week off?

Posted by: Oldcat at November 18, 2024 02:06 PM (n7h9X)

342 My sister looks like a Kathy Ireland / Paulina Porizkova blend. The genetics were available to me! Why oh why, gene gods?
Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 01:57 PM (p4NUW)

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Both of my sisters are 5'9" and naturally thin. Bitches.
Posted by: Jordan61
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No sisters, but all my cousins were literally beauty queens.

Posted by: screaming in digital at November 18, 2024 02:06 PM (JIkaw)

343
No way. Jordan has great legs and umm….other parts. 🤣
Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 02:03 PM (p4NUW)



And impressive vape holders.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

344 Rhode Island has Family Guy...

Checkmate!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 02:06 PM (TGPs7)

345 As Richard Jeni noted, every woman looks at a mirror or picture of herself and sees only the flaws. Every guy looks at a mirror or a picture of themselves and thinks they're 3-4 pushups from dating a supermodel.

I mean he exaggerated for comedic effect but the difference cracks me up

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 02:06 PM (Hh1ER)

346 Those squeaker wins for KC were a tell. It was time for a squeaker loss.
Posted by: DanMan at November 18, 2024 02:04 PM (8uzBS)




I'm a fan of wins in my squeeker.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at November 18, 2024 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

347 293 With the KC Chiefs losing and Tay Tay selling out to Kamala, we may have past peak Tay Tay.
Posted by: Pudinhead
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Want a laugh, go watch Wings of Pegasus Fil for his recent videos regarding a certain Tay Tay's no so live performances.

Unfortunately, he is also finding that almost all popular artists today are lip synching and using tune correction software if they do actually sing. Widespread use of recorded backing tracks as well.

Posted by: whig at November 18, 2024 02:06 PM (ctrM5)

348 What in the Hell is Discrete Math?? (I got through several calculus classes and diff eq...)

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 18, 2024 01:58 PM (wtvvX)

I aced all those, and I have no idea what Discrete Math is or its usefulness.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 02:07 PM (i24o9)

349 Shoe's lefty but not really a Democrat. She doesn't follow current day Dem ideas, which is why anyone pays attention
Posted by: Oldcat

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I'm sympathetic, but it still comes down to "does the person vote for Democrats?"

If the answer is yes then the person supports communism, sexual abuse of children, etc. They might make noises against it in conversations, but there is no other option. You either vote to enforce it or you vote to prevent it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 18, 2024 02:07 PM (AAvt3)

350 British Communist Owen Jones will have the sadz on YouTube when he finds out. He's had several videos recently exposing the TRUTH about the event- the evil Zionost fans started it all, and were only injured in self-defense! Plus, they said and did mean things because they're the evil racist colonizing bad guys.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 18, 2024 02:05 PM (JCZqz)

Even for a Communist Owen has the worst political timing.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 18, 2024 02:07 PM (n7h9X)

351 >>> I didn't get the impression she was stupid.
Guess I was wrong.

No, not trying to imply she's dumb! Just that she has certain blinders on about the democrats. It can be frustrating when her eyes are so clearly open on other topics. She's a huge warrior against the MAPS movement being embraced by the left, hugely values men, scorches the idea of the pink tax, etc. Just has a few blind spots in her logic.

She's married now and has a baby, we will see if that evolves her thinking over time.

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and Reckonings at November 18, 2024 02:07 PM (Eng1Z)

352
Getting him to write EVERYTHING down is best done by requiring it even if it isn't necessary. I required it when doing 6+2+4+9, for instance, and it stuck.

From one math nerd parent to another: fistbump.
Posted by: Catherine at November 18, 2024 01:53 PM (QBNnj)

Second on saxon math. Son is not math oriented, yet still scored 700 on the math section of the SAT. Daughter coasted through four semesters of calculus with her basis from Saxon.

Posted by: Moki at November 18, 2024 02:07 PM (wLjpr)

353 Posted by: screaming in digital


Hey, SiD. How goes it?

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 02:07 PM (v6JzV)

354
Today is the Feast Day of the Visitandine Martyrs of Madrid, seven nuns of the Order of the Visitation of Holy Mary, murdered in 1936 by Spanish anarchists.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2024 02:07 PM (dxSpM)

355 As Richard Jeni noted, every woman looks at a mirror or picture of herself and sees only the flaws. Every guy looks at a mirror or a picture of themselves and thinks they're 3-4 pushups from dating a supermodel.

I mean he exaggerated for comedic effect but the difference cracks me up
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 02:06 PM (Hh1ER)



Stolen from a Kicking Harold tune:

Painted all the mirrors black yesterday.

Cuz I don't like the way I look anyway.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at November 18, 2024 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

356 Or our orange Trump-cult robes and matching fezzes.

Dang it I never got a fez *scuffs foot*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 02:08 PM (Hh1ER)

357 Every guy looks at a mirror or a picture of themselves and thinks they're 3-4 pushups from dating a supermodel.


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Wallet.

The wallet is all that matters. Possibly status in Hollywood, but mainly the wallet.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 18, 2024 02:08 PM (AAvt3)

358 How about Indiscretion Math??

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 01:56 PM (PCK5/)

First law is a three way does not fit into binary solutions.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 02:08 PM (i24o9)

359 STRIKE ONE!!!!

Damn hangover.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

360 As Richard Jeni noted, every woman looks at a mirror or picture of herself and sees only the flaws. Every guy looks at a mirror or a picture of themselves and thinks they're 3-4 pushups from dating a supermodel.

I mean he exaggerated for comedic effect but the difference cracks me up
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 02:06 PM (Hh1ER)

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LOL, I remember that bit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 02:08 PM (DRSnL)

361 The Cobs are definitely real. And they are spectacular.

Posted by: Frosty The Snowman at November 18, 2024 02:09 PM (vFG9F)

362 Wallet.

The wallet is all that matters. Possibly status in Hollywood, but mainly the wallet.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 18, 2024 02:08 PM (AAvt3)

One of my favorite jokes from Nick DiPaolo:

I got married recently. Why? Because I was sitting at home one night thinking, 'My wallet is full and my balls are empty. How can I reverse this?'

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 18, 2024 02:10 PM (KbCG3)

363 eh, I'm of the opinion I married a super model who was too sensible to want to put up with all the hassle that goes with that profession.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 02:10 PM (tT6L1)

364 No, not trying to imply she's dumb! Just that she has certain blinders on about the democrats. It can be frustrating when her eyes are so clearly open on other topics.

She's dumb in some areas, like all of us. She gets most of the cultural stuff right but cannot seem to see past some other areas. Most of us have sticking points that keep us from really seeing clearly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 02:10 PM (Hh1ER)

365 I suggest you post bikini shots of all three of you so we can determine the validity of your claim.

As Gen Akbar might warn: ITS A TRAP.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 18, 2024 02:10 PM (Da7Vv)

366 345 As Richard Jeni noted, every woman looks at a mirror or picture of herself and sees only the flaws. Every guy looks at a mirror or a picture of themselves and thinks they're 3-4 pushups from dating a supermodel.

I mean he exaggerated for comedic effect but the difference cracks me up

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 02:06 PM (Hh1ER)

Gal I work with (my age-ish) is absolutely lovely. Drives me nuts when she says some overly self-deprecating things about her looks.

My sister-in-law (slightly younger, 6-foot blonde bombshell) is the same way. I just shake my head...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 18, 2024 02:10 PM (wtvvX)

367 The Legend Of Dick Schoof would be a good Farrelly Brothers movie...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 02:10 PM (TGPs7)

368 The only Dutch Girls I knew sold cheese.
Posted by: Frank Barone at November 18, 2024 01:45 PM (+oR7L)

Or kitchen cleanser.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 18, 2024 02:10 PM (0eaVi)

369 328 Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 02:00 PM (p4NUW)

And I'm guessing that you do good things which she doesn't or can't, besides your being nice person- with a positive, can do viewpoint -which is not an aspersion on your sister.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November

My sister is actually a really great person, she is a behavioralist and just opened her own clinic for tinies with autism. She is only 21 months older than me, and is one of my best friends. She is definitely the next in line matriarch after my Aunt, though and no one really questions Tricia once something has been decreed. It’s kind of a funny dynamic! She has a song for everything, working with little kids. You would love her.

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 02:10 PM (p4NUW)

370 Gal I work with (my age-ish) is absolutely lovely. Drives me nuts when she says some overly self-deprecating things about her looks.

My sister-in-law (slightly younger, 6-foot blonde bombshell) is the same way. I just shake my head...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 18, 2024 02:10 PM (wtvvX)

When I joke about my looks (which I often do), I'm being honest about it.

When they do it, they're fishing for compliments.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 18, 2024 02:11 PM (KbCG3)

371 Pretty sure Ace has been replaced by AI now.

All those various personas for a while. Just fine tuning the program.

Now Ace is sitting on a beach in Mexico while the AI writes the pithy verbiage.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 02:11 PM (RUMEY)

372 368 The only Dutch Girls I knew sold cheese.
Posted by: Frank Barone at November 18, 2024 01:45 PM (+oR7L)

Or kitchen cleanser.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 18, 2024 02:10 PM (0eaVi)

Bier ...

Posted by: St Pauli Girl at November 18, 2024 02:11 PM (TTAGa)

373 CRT, Bobbie Burns agrees with you.

"O wad some Power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us!
It wad frae mony a blunder free us,
An' foolish notion:
What airs in dress an' gait wad lea'e us,
An' ev'n devotion!"

Posted by: whig at November 18, 2024 02:12 PM (ctrM5)

374
AIce of Spades HQ

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 18, 2024 02:12 PM (AAvt3)

375 Immigrants sick of being scapegoated plan one-day strike Dec. 18

This year “we’ve seen an aggressive shift against the temporary migrant in Canada, whether student, refugee, temporary worker, with numerous migration restrictions from one day to the next that are creating greater precariousness for migrant workers,” Immigrant Workers Centre organizer Hector Salamanca told reporters.

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Back before we escaped Califzuela a dozen years ago, the annual "Day Without An Illegal" was always the most glorious day to commute to and from work.

Posted by: ShainS -- Dems Haven't Been This Angry Since We Took Their Slaves Away! at November 18, 2024 02:12 PM (umwYf)

376 When I joke about my looks (which I often do), I'm being honest about it.

When they do it, they're fishing for compliments.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer


Yep.

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 02:12 PM (v6JzV)

377 My favorite geometry moment: We had a test which involved proofs. I came up with the correct answer using proofs correctly, yet, it wasn't the answer the instructor was expecting.

favorite physics exam had an equation with Bullwinkle jumping from an airplane flying at 300mph at a height of 2,000 ft with no chute. How long until he hit ground?

a student from the middle east lost his chili and was screaming "what is density of Bullwinkle!!!"

Posted by: DanMan at November 18, 2024 02:12 PM (8uzBS)

378 What Could Possibly Go Right: Michigan Democrats Look to Remove Competence Exam Requirement to Become a Social Worker

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Well, let's face it, competency hasn't been their priority for a looooong time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 18, 2024 02:12 PM (L/fGl)

379 Want a laugh, go watch Wings of Pegasus Fil for his recent videos regarding a certain Tay Tay's no so live performances.

I liked the video he did where older artists used to get really offended and pissed off when they had to lipsynch. Famously Michelle Phillips of the Mamas and Papas literally ate a banana while "singing" one of their hits on a TV show to protest being forced to lip synch.

Now they all do it, and even insist on it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 02:12 PM (Hh1ER)

380 > I’m convinced powerlifting helped my through my treatments, as well as keeping that shit at bay.

Nice!

> Keep the bar loaded young man 👊

👊

Posted by: bonhomme at November 18, 2024 02:13 PM (Odg76)

381 Thanks for the tips. I will look into Saxon and the Geometry.
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Angle Saxons??

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 02:13 PM (hovnC)

382 258 “Trump will not have a good economy because we don’t have to let him. I myself plan on paying my bills and saving every penny beyond that. I will not contribute to this economy in any other way."

--

So, their plan involves millions of tatted-up weirdhairs exercising self-control. I wait with anticipation.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 18, 2024 02:13 PM (wzAuc)

383 Second on saxon math. Son is not math oriented, yet still scored 700 on the math section of the SAT. Daughter coasted through four semesters of calculus with her basis from Saxon.

Posted by: Moki at November 18, 2024 02:07 PM (wLjpr)

Apparently we use Marshall Cavendish math. It is not so much the curricula that we use is a problem is that I am looking for advice/curricula that would help him develop his analytical mind. For context, he is gifted at music and has natural ability to sing on key. He is singing Limelight for the talent show.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 02:13 PM (i24o9)

384 Famously Michelle Phillips of the Mamas and Papas literally ate a banana while "singing" one of their hits on a TV show to protest being forced to lip synch.

Now they all do it, and even insist on it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 02:12 PM (Hh1ER)



WTF!?!

- - - - - Milli Vanilli

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

385 Ok. We will accept bikini pictures from Jordan also.

Chop chop, ladies.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

https://tinyurl.com/d2k5jvzk

Not a bikini pic, but hopefully this simple white tshirt shows enough to keep you interested.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 18, 2024 02:13 PM (JCZqz)

386 379 Want a laugh, go watch Wings of Pegasus Fil for his recent videos regarding a certain Tay Tay's no so live performances.

I liked the video he did where older artists used to get really offended and pissed off when they had to lipsynch. Famously Michelle Phillips of the Mamas and Papas literally ate a banana while "singing" one of their hits on a TV show to protest being forced to lip synch.

Now they all do it, and even insist on it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 02:12 PM (Hh1ER)

Go find the clip of Nirvana "performing" on some Japanese show. They didn't want to lip synch but were forced to so they just spent the whole time trashing stuff.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 18, 2024 02:13 PM (KbCG3)

387 I am literally Hitler.

Feels good to get that off my chest.


Now you!

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 02:14 PM (fV+MH)

388 293 With the KC Chiefs losing and Tay Tay selling out to Kamala, we may have past peak Tay Tay.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Winners are the Mahones family, his fam were openly MAGA and because he made a big deal out of being nonpolitical, I suspect he voted Trump. Love the NFL Trump dances in the end zones. Hilarious if NFL tries to ban them!

I would love it if we reached peak Taylor. It's exhausting and her most rabid fans are exhausting. They need to calm down. (did not mean that as a music pun but I guess it works.)

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and Reckonings at November 18, 2024 02:14 PM (Eng1Z)

389 We had a test which involved proofs. I came up with the correct answer using proofs correctly, yet, it wasn't the answer the instructor was expecting.

By Geometric logic, you were right!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 02:14 PM (Hh1ER)

390 Ok. We will accept bikini pictures from Jordan also.

Chop chop, ladies.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 02:05 PM (RUMEY)

=====

Trust me when I tell you you don't want to see me in a bikini. My abdomen is a hot mess.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 02:14 PM (DRSnL)

391
https://tinyurl.com/d2k5jvzk

Not a bikini pic, but hopefully this simple white tshirt shows enough to keep you interested.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 18, 2024 02:13 PM (JCZqz


Something seems off about this post. Hmmmm

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 02:14 PM (RUMEY)

392 Yeah, but it's not the reality that unlimited unvetted immigration is a bad thing.

It's the reality that voters will eventually punish him for it.

So he's still retarded.


Doing the right thing while being a retard is still good.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 18, 2024 02:14 PM (2ocoG)

393 My sister looks like a Kathy Ireland / Paulina Porizkova blend. The genetics were available to me! Why oh why, gene gods?
Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 01:57 PM (p4NUW)

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Both of my sisters are 5'9" and naturally thin. Bitches.
Posted by: Jordan61
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No sisters, but all my cousins were literally beauty queens.
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 18, 2024 02:06 PM (JIkaw)


For those who have not had the pleasure of meeting them, I'd like to point out that this is a comment grouping from some seriously wonderful 'ettes.

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 02:14 PM (jgdZo)

394 The only thing I like about shoe besides her sense of humor is the fact that she hates Republicans.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 02:14 PM (6QbOL)

395
Not a bikini pic, but hopefully this simple white tshirt shows enough to keep you interested.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 18, 2024 02:13 PM (JCZqz



You misspelled tent.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

396 And Daniel Penny is stuck in a BS murder trial:

@Breaking911 6m
Two men were killed, and a woman critically injured in an unprovoked stabbing spree in Manhattan on Monday morning. The attacker is a 51 y/o homeless man with 8 prior arrests, and was apprehended with the help of a cab driver.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2024 02:15 PM (IG4Id)

397 Pretty sure Ace has been replaced by AI now.

All those various personas for a while. Just fine tuning the program.

Now Ace is sitting on a beach in Mexico while the AI writes the pithy verbiage.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 02:11 PM (RUMEY)

---------------

The hamster-powered AI Bot will eventually settle into the persona Chuy The Big Dummy."

Posted by: ShainS -- Dems Haven't Been This Angry Since We Took Their Slaves Away! at November 18, 2024 02:15 PM (Mvvar)

398 I hope RFK Jr. can get the ball rolling on the increase in autism rates and the intentional delay of women waiting to have children until they're well into their 30s.

I know meaningless toil and paying taxes is super great, but we have got to do what's right for the babies again.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 18, 2024 02:15 PM (AAvt3)

399 Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 02:10 PM (p4NUW

That's great. I was only suggesting unless you're a model looks are not the most important thing in life.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2024 02:15 PM (1yQ39)

400 For those who have not had the pleasure of meeting them, I'd like to point out that this is a comment grouping from some seriously wonderful 'ettes.
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 02:14 PM (jgdZo)
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Agreed.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 02:15 PM (tT6L1)

401 favorite physics exam had an equation with Bullwinkle jumping from an airplane flying at 300mph at a height of 2,000 ft with no chute. How long until he hit ground?
Posted by: DanMan


32 feet/per second/per second, right?

I was the only one in my class who got that right on a final exam in physical science my freshman year in HS.

Also, having a favorite physics exam is like having a favorite brand of Brussels sprouts.

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 02:15 PM (v6JzV)

402 Now they all do it, and even insist on it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
========
He did one of Roger Daltrey singing recently--still real, not pitch corrected, and still hitting notes that he hit in the 70's (song analyzed was from Who's Next circa 1971).

Think Daltrey is hitting a US tour next year. Gotta be close to 80 now.

Posted by: whig at November 18, 2024 02:15 PM (ctrM5)

403 "O wad some Power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us!
It wad frae mony a blunder free us,
An' foolish notion:
What airs in dress an' gait wad lea'e us,
An' ev'n devotion!"
Posted by: whig

It's a little early for drinking, don't you think?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 18, 2024 02:15 PM (L/fGl)

404 372 368 The only Dutch Girls I knew sold cheese.
Posted by: Frank Barone at November 18, 2024 01:45 PM (+oR7L)

Or kitchen cleanser.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 18, 2024 02:10 PM (0eaVi)

Bier ...
Posted by: St Pauli Girl

Themselves

Posted by: American WWII vet passing through during the Netherlands Liberation at November 18, 2024 02:15 PM (JCZqz)

405
382 258 “Trump will not have a good economy because we don’t have to let him. I myself plan on paying my bills and saving every penny beyond that. I will not contribute to this economy in any other way."

--

So, their plan involves millions of tatted-up weirdhairs exercising self-control. I wait with anticipation.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 18, 2024 02:13 PM (wzAuc)


So lemme get this straight.

These crazy women have a plan to get back at Trump. They will refuse to have sex and will not spend any money?

Next thing you know they will refuse to speak.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 02:16 PM (RUMEY)

406 With the KC Chiefs losing and Tay Tay selling out to Kamala, we may have past peak Tay Tay.

Actually, I think we have. Her ticket sales have already dropped. Her schtick is worn out (seriously, a 30 something year old teenager complaining about boys? With autotune?). She's nearing the wall.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 02:16 PM (Hh1ER)

407 My favorite geometry moment: We had a test which involved proofs. I came up with the correct answer using proofs correctly, yet, it wasn't the answer the instructor was expecting.

favorite physics exam had an equation with Bullwinkle jumping from an airplane flying at 300mph at a height of 2,000 ft with no chute. How long until he hit ground?

a student from the middle east lost his chili and was screaming "what is density of Bullwinkle!!!"
Posted by: DanMan at November 18, 2024 02:12 PM (8uzBS)

d = 1/2 * a *t^2 .. solve for t. a = 32 ft / sec^2

lateral speed doesn't matter.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 18, 2024 02:16 PM (n7h9X)

408 399 Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 02:10 PM (p4NUW

That's great. I was only suggesting unless you're a model looks are not the most important thing in life.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2024 02:15 PM (1yQ39)

Allow me to say, my wife's body has changed quite a bit since we first met (apparently two kids will do that to you).

I cannot remember a time where I didn't find her physically attractive.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 18, 2024 02:16 PM (KbCG3)

409 @Breaking911 6m
Two men were killed, and a woman critically injured in an unprovoked stabbing spree in Manhattan on Monday morning. The attacker is a 51 y/o homeless man with 8 prior arrests, and was apprehended with the help of a cab driver.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2024 02:15 PM (IG4Id)



Sue Alvin Bragg for his catch and release policies. He murdered your family members.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

410 Assume a spherical Bullwinkle..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 18, 2024 02:16 PM (aD39U)

411 373 CRT, Bobbie Burns agrees with you.

"O wad some Power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us!
It wad frae mony a blunder free us,
An' foolish notion:
What airs in dress an' gait wad lea'e us,
An' ev'n devotion!"

Posted by: whig at November 18, 2024 02:12 PM (ctrM5)

HAH! To a Louse.

My second-favorite Burns poem, behind To a Mouse.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 18, 2024 02:17 PM (wtvvX)

412 399 Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 02:10 PM (p4NUW

That's great. I was only suggesting unless you're a model looks are not the most important thing in life.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2024 02:15 PM (1yQ39)

Oh for sure, you are very right. It really is the inside that matters. Even more than a wallet, gentlemen.

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 02:17 PM (p4NUW)

413
These crazy women have a plan to get back at Trump. They will refuse to have sex and will not spend any money?

Next thing you know they will refuse to speak.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

-

It's hilarious to see.

Trump supporters: Stop being filthy whores and killing your babies.

Nevertrump women: We're going to protest Trump's victory by not having sex.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 18, 2024 02:17 PM (AAvt3)

414 It's a little early for drinking, don't you think?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Water of Life is not considered drinking in Scotland.

Posted by: whig at November 18, 2024 02:17 PM (ctrM5)

415 So lemme get this straight.

These crazy women have a plan to get back at Trump. They will refuse to have sex and will not spend any money?

Next thing you know they will refuse to speak.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 02:16 PM (RUMEY)

investing money even at banks helps the economy. Sorry gals.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 18, 2024 02:17 PM (n7h9X)

416 favorite physics exam had an equation with Bullwinkle jumping from an airplane flying at 300mph at a height of 2,000 ft with no chute. How long until he hit ground?
Posted by: DanMan


32 feet/per second/per second, right?

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Yeah? Well, now do Rocky the Flying Squirrel.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 18, 2024 02:17 PM (L/fGl)

417 Assume a spherical Hitler...

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 02:17 PM (fV+MH)

418 Lot of Helen Thomas's in my lineage.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 02:17 PM (6QbOL)

419 Actually, I think we have. Her ticket sales have already dropped. Her schtick is worn out (seriously, a 30 something year old teenager complaining about boys? With autotune?). She's nearing the wall.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 02:16 PM (Hh1ER)



Hit it already and start your onlyfans, Tay tay.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

420 'Cause Canada is just packed to the gills with people.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 18, 2024 01:43 PM (wzAuc)

If we threw out all the muzzies, we'd have plenty of elbow room. Then we could import ladies with nice elbows.

Posted by: Willie Brown at November 18, 2024 02:17 PM (mWEDI)

421 Off, sock!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 02:18 PM (mWEDI)

422 Maybe Taylor Swift can star in the next Twilight movie.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 18, 2024 02:18 PM (AAvt3)

423 396
... .... ... ... .. ... apprehended .... ...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2024 02:15 PM

--

I found the problem verb.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 18, 2024 02:18 PM (wzAuc)

424 Oh for sure, you are very right. It really is the inside that matters. Even more than a wallet, gentlemen.
Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 02:17 PM (p4NUW)

Like men can find anything in your purses...

Posted by: Oldcat at November 18, 2024 02:18 PM (n7h9X)

425 My favorite geometry moment: We had a test which involved proofs. I came up with the correct answer using proofs correctly, yet, it wasn't the answer the instructor was expecting.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 18, 2024 02:16 PM (n7h9X)

My favorite Geometry moment: This girl and I were neck and neck at being the top of the class in 9th grade. She had huge bazoombas.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 02:19 PM (i24o9)

426 I notice none of the Trump hating women have threatened to stop drinking or drugs.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 02:19 PM (6QbOL)

427 its a trap, I was rick rrolled

Posted by: miguel cervantes at November 18, 2024 02:19 PM (pGTZo)

428 Hit it already and start your onlyfans, Tay tay.
Posted by: Sponge
=======
Vegas residence after that.

Posted by: whig at November 18, 2024 02:19 PM (ctrM5)

429 {{{Bulg}}}

Doing OK, some ups and downs lately, but pressing on. You?

Posted by: screaming in digital at November 18, 2024 02:19 PM (JIkaw)

430 And I'm guessing that even with her good looks, Trump must have found Melania a kind. Smart person with a good sense of humor or he wouldn't have married her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2024 02:19 PM (1yQ39)

431 Like men can find anything in your purses...
Posted by: Oldcat


Like women can find anything in their purses.

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 02:19 PM (v6JzV)

432 Oh for sure, you are very right. It really is the inside that matters. Even more than a wallet, gentlemen.

But looks and money are what get someone to pay attention long enough to find out what's inside...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 02:19 PM (Hh1ER)

433 hahaha, no woman is going to date a handsome and extremely sweet homeless guy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 18, 2024 02:19 PM (AAvt3)

434 "favorite physics exam had an equation with Bullwinkle jumping from an airplane flying at 300mph at a height of 2,000 ft with no chute. How long until he hit ground?"

Unsolvable. Bullwinkle does not exist.

Posted by: davidt at November 18, 2024 02:19 PM (i0F8b)

435 My favorite Geometry moment: This girl and I were neck and neck at being the top of the class in 9th grade. She had huge bazoombas.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 02:19 PM (i24o9)

Did you get to see her triangle.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 02:20 PM (6QbOL)

436 422 Maybe Taylor Swift can star in the next Twilight movie.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
==========
Well, she certainly sucks dollars out of wallets.

Posted by: whig at November 18, 2024 02:20 PM (ctrM5)

437 > favorite physics exam had an equation with Bullwinkle jumping from an airplane flying at 300mph at a height of 2,000 ft with no chute. How long until he hit ground?
Posted by: DanMan

I need to know his terminal velocity. Those horns probably slow him down a bit.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 18, 2024 02:20 PM (Odg76)

438 Hit it already and start your onlyfans, Tay tay.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

She's setting up for option #2: settle and marry a rich athlete right before hitting mid-30s.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 18, 2024 02:20 PM (JCZqz)

439 Yeah? Well, now do Rocky the Flying Squirrel.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 18, 2024 02:17 PM (L/fGl)

By inspection, since Rocky is equipped with a jet engine and consumes no fuel, he can remain aloft indefinitely.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 18, 2024 02:20 PM (n7h9X)

440 Oh for sure, you are very right. It really is the inside that matters. Even more than a wallet, gentlemen.
Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 02:17 PM (p4NUW)

Like men can find anything in your purses...
Posted by: Oldcat at November 18, 2024 02:18 PM (n7h9X)

Especially when they include a set mousetrap inside!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 02:20 PM (VNX3d)

441 For those who have not had the pleasure of meeting them, I'd like to point out that this is a comment grouping from some seriously wonderful 'ettes.
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 02:14 PM (jgdZo)

SiD and Jordan are aces !

Piper I'll meet next year ...

Posted by: browndog know who hands out the bacon, and has the best armory at November 18, 2024 02:21 PM (TTAGa)

442 432 Oh for sure, you are very right. It really is the inside that matters. Even more than a wallet, gentlemen.

But looks and money are what get someone to pay attention long enough to find out what's inside...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 02:19 PM (Hh1ER)

Moment a bit ago. My daughter asked my mother why she liked me so much. Wife answers, "You have no idea how funny your father can be."

I'll take it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 18, 2024 02:21 PM (KbCG3)

443 She's setting up for option #2: settle and marry a rich athlete right before hitting mid-30s.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 18, 2024 02:20 PM (JCZqz)

They aren't going to settle for that. They can have someone younger divorce them and ruin their lives.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 18, 2024 02:21 PM (n7h9X)

444 I spent a majority of my life surrounded by negativity. It's the hardest battle I've ever had, dealing with it.

I still have a pretty negative view of myself as a result. It's a constant battle.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

445 Kindness, personality and empathy are pretty important to women.

Those don't cost you a thing nor do genetics determine your abundance.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 18, 2024 02:21 PM (RUMEY)

446 Like men can find anything in your purses...
Posted by: Oldcat
======
That is because when it is opened, the event horizon is right there. No information can escape past the event horizon.

Posted by: whig at November 18, 2024 02:21 PM (ctrM5)

447 Marilyn Monroe had a famous line about men and women… if you can get a girl to laugh, you can get her to do anything… I am sure all of you ‘ettes automatically disagree…

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 02:21 PM (PCK5/)

448 Ah, Trump says he's considering militarizing the border .

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2024 02:21 PM (7oYYI)

449
Moment a bit ago. My daughter asked my mother why she liked me so much. Wife answers, "You have no idea how funny your father can be."

I'll take it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 18, 2024 02:21 PM (KbCG3)

__________

Worked for Roger Rabbit.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 18, 2024 02:21 PM (dxSpM)

450 {{{Bulg}}}

Doing OK, some ups and downs lately, but pressing on. You?
Posted by: screaming in digital

OK. I went to my doctor for a follow-up visit last week, and now I've got a whole laundry list of referrals due to some recent health issues. Oy vey. Getting old stinks.

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 02:21 PM (v6JzV)

451 Squirrel of steel; woman of tissue paper.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 02:22 PM (hovnC)

452 The ugly screeching women are threatening to withhold sex and money from guys?

They've decided mewling and screeching at each other is the best way to live, then, because even beta's won't put up with that behavior if there's no payoff at some point.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 02:22 PM (tT6L1)

453 Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 18, 2024 02:19 PM (AAvt3)

Yes. Im guessing no man is going to date a sweet homeless woman living on the street

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2024 02:22 PM (1yQ39)

454
Like men can find anything in your purses...
Posted by: Oldcat at November 18, 2024 02:18 PM (n7h9X)



Wife still laughs at me when I refuse to go into her purse to find anything.

"I'm not going in there."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

455 425 My favorite geometry moment: We had a test which involved proofs. I came up with the correct answer using proofs correctly, yet, it wasn't the answer the instructor was expecting.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 18, 2024 02:16 PM (n7h9X)

My favorite Geometry moment: This girl and I were neck and neck at being the top of the class in 9th grade. She had huge bazoombas.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 02:19 PM (i24o9)


Mmmmmm, pi.....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 18, 2024 02:22 PM (wtvvX)

456 My favorite Geometry moment: This girl and I were neck and neck at being the top of the class in 9th grade. She had huge bazoombas.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 02:19 PM (i24o9)

Did you get to see her triangle.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 02:20 PM (6QbOL)

She showed me her proofs, and I showed her mine.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 02:22 PM (i24o9)

457 Melania is a honey.

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 02:23 PM (fV+MH)

458 Or, more realistically, a professional male making 200k+ a year would date a cute cashier from the Dollar Tree and think nothing about it.

The opposite would not happen. The male cashier would be invisible

Posted by: Moron Robbie at November 18, 2024 02:23 PM (AAvt3)

459 An old saying… money can’t buy you love… but it can purchase a reasonable facsimile.

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 02:23 PM (PCK5/)

460 I'm gonna crash the economy is definitely up there on the desperation meter.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 02:23 PM (6QbOL)

461 OK. I went to my doctor for a follow-up visit last week, and now I've got a whole laundry list of referrals due to some recent health issues. Oy vey. Getting old stinks.
Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 02:21 PM (v6JzV)

Lots of prayers for you.

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 02:23 PM (pZEOD)

462 She showed me her proofs, and I showed her mine.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 02:22 PM (i24o9)

You didn't say she was a photographer.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 02:24 PM (6QbOL)

463 Like men can find anything in your purses...
Posted by: Oldcat
======
That is because when it is opened, the event horizon is right there. No information can escape past the event horizon.
Posted by: whig at November 18, 2024 02:21 PM (ctrM5)

Is that where the idea of a Bag of Holding in D&D came from?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 02:24 PM (VNX3d)

464 Wife still laughs at me when I refuse to go into her purse to find anything.

"I'm not going in there."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)
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heh. yeah, I don't dig around in my wife's purse either.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 02:24 PM (tT6L1)

465 " Ah, Trump says he's considering militarizing the border .
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice"

And I'm just sick about it.

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 02:24 PM (fV+MH)

466 I didn’t mean to open this can of worms! Decent women will date decent men. Short story. The end. 🤣

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 02:25 PM (pZEOD)

467 Ah, Trump says he's considering militarizing the border .
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice"



I shall never tire of the winning.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

468 Wife still laughs at me when I refuse to go into her purse to find anything.

"I'm not going in there."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

Haven't sent her my best in a while. You know what to do.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 02:25 PM (6QbOL)

469 I was the only one in my class who got that right on a final exam in physical science my freshman year in HS.

yeah but the desperate angst of the guy was what stuck with me, he probably studied hard but when confronted had no clue what a Bullwinkle was

Posted by: DanMan at November 18, 2024 02:25 PM (8uzBS)

470 Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 02:21 PM (PCK

Humor is very important. It was one of the first things that attracted me to my future husband . We went to an art museum where he made up stories about the paintings so that I laughed so loudly, the "serious" patrons were giving me the stink eye.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2024 02:25 PM (2jheA)

471 The ugly screeching women are threatening to withhold sex and money from guys?

They've decided mewling and screeching at each other is the best way to live, then, because even beta's won't put up with that behavior if there's no payoff at some point.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 02:22 PM (tT6L1)

F - F pairs have a higher separation/divorce rate and levels of physical abuse than M-F. M-M have a much lower level than both.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 18, 2024 02:25 PM (n7h9X)

472 Lots of prayers for you.
Posted by: Piper

Thank you, Piper. Actually, the doc did discontinue one of my medications, so the visit wasn't a total downer.

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 02:25 PM (v6JzV)

473 Marilyn Monroe had a famous line about men and women… if you can get a girl to laugh, you can get her to do anything

I loved her line in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes:

“Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?”

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 02:25 PM (Hh1ER)

474 She showed me her proofs, and I showed her mine.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 02:22 PM (i24o9)

You didn't say she was a photographer.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 02:24 PM (6QbOL)

She could have been a centerfold.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 02:25 PM (i24o9)

475 Or, more realistically, a professional male making 200k+ a year would date a cute cashier from the Dollar Tree and think nothing about it.

The opposite would not happen. The male cashier would be invisible

Posted by: Moron Robbie at November 18, 2024 02:23 PM (AAvt3)

Would date a cute cashier who was nice to him and fun to be around.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at November 18, 2024 02:26 PM (aYubz)

476 Haven't sent her my best in a while. You know what to do.
Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 02:25 PM (6QbOL)



Will do.

We went out of town for the weekend and she wore herself out a bit. Called in sick to work and didn't get out of bed till almost noon.

In the beginnings of a 2.5 week reprieve from chemo, so that's good. She should get some energy back by the Thanksgiving rush.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

477 441
SiD and Jordan are aces !

Piper I'll meet next year ...

Posted by: browndog know who hands out the bacon, and has the best armory at November 18, 2024 02:21 PM (TTAGa)

Yay!

Posted by: Piper at November 18, 2024 02:26 PM (pZEOD)

478 Two things I learned about the NFL during the weekend:

1) Players Trump Dancing after a big play is going viral.

2) Germans, especially in Bavaria, really love singing "Country Roads" before, during, and after NFL games, and in bier halls during Oktoberfest.

Posted by: mrp at November 18, 2024 02:26 PM (rj6Yv)

479 Death by Clogs is no longer in use?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 18, 2024 02:26 PM (/lPRQ)

480 72 It would be nice, but it isn't necessary - because the jihadis will keep attacking Jews no matter what, because they have a Religious Command that they do so and they can't deny it.

Yeah the Quran literally calls for violence against Jews dozens of times. One of my favorite recent things learned about Islam is this:

One of their most revered and trusted Hadiths states that Allah told Muhammad that even if a Muslim has a "mountain of sins" that Allah will take those sins and put them on a Christian or a Jew so that the Muslim can get into paradise. That's literally stated in Islamic faith.

The whole Muslim heaven thing is such a lame warlord version of heaven. What do you get in heaven? Unlimited booze and broads! Who are perpetually virgins!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 01:30 PM
Boys. It’s boys, gimlet-eyed boys.

Posted by: Eromero at November 18, 2024 02:26 PM (Z1jJH)

481 For those who have not had the pleasure of meeting them, I'd like to point out that this is a comment grouping from some seriously wonderful 'ettes.
Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 02:14 PM (jgdZo)

SiD and Jordan are aces !

Piper I'll meet next year ...

Posted by: browndog know who hands out the bacon, and has the best armory
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Hugs to Dooooooooooof, blake, and browndog, truly Morons of Quality!

Posted by: screaming in digital at November 18, 2024 02:26 PM (JIkaw)

482 She could have been a centerfold.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 02:25 PM (i24o9)

Along the same lines, my science partner could have been a Mad Fold-In.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 02:27 PM (6QbOL)

483 >>> Marilyn Monroe had a famous line about men and women… if you can get a girl to laugh, you can get her to do anything…

I found the love life of scuzzy looking SNL comedian Pete Davidson baffling -- Emily Ratajkowski, Kate Beckinsale, Kim Kardashion, Ariana Grande, how?? -- but I think this was the key. (besides an enormous schwanzstucker.) But I think while he could laugh them into bed, they got tired of his personality and his schtick and eventually kicked him out of bed.

Posted by: LizLem, Lord of the Rings and Reckonings at November 18, 2024 02:27 PM (Eng1Z)

484 The American French Revolution?

Ariel
@Prolotario1
I hope you all know that tomorrow starts the 20 year reign of Pluto being in Aquarius. The impact this will have on the world will be massive. And will usher in the Golden Age officially & cosmically. Can you all guess when the last time thus happened? The American French Revolution. Which is still talked about today. So you can imagine the implications of this event tomorrow.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 02:27 PM (TGPs7)

485 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 02:22 PM (Zz0t1

If it's like my purse you could possibly incorporate it into an exercise regimen as it's so heavy with change that sinks to the bottom.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2024 02:27 PM (2jheA)

486 Sending prayers Bulg.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 02:27 PM (6QbOL)

487 Oddly enough, one of the memories of Calculus is one exam where the teacher thought another student and I might have cheated. We made the exact same mistake on one question, and had everything else correct.

It was a little difficult to believe, however. I was in one corner of the classroom, and he was in the opposite corner. There were five or six rows between us.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 02:27 PM (VNX3d)

488 Did someone already say this could be an alter ego: Schick Doof?

Also, unrelated: they still Schoof horses don’t they?

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 18, 2024 02:28 PM (fRZ6g)

489 Hugs to Dooooooooooof, blake, and browndog, truly Morons of Quality!
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 18, 2024 02:26 PM (JIkaw)

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Indeed they are.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 02:28 PM (DRSnL)

490 Marilyn Monroe had a famous line about men and women… if you can get a girl to laugh, you can get her to do anything…
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Unless the laughter is at you taking down your pants.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 02:28 PM (6QbOL)

491 43 It would be nice, but it isn't necessary - because the jihadis will keep attacking Jews no matter what, because they have a Religious Command that they do so and they can't deny it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 18, 2024 01:26 PM (wyMQY)

They'll attack ALL non-Muslims, even if it's uncouth to say as much.

Posted by: XTC at November 18, 2024 02:28 PM (UnA8+)

492 Hugs to Dooooooooooof, blake, and browndog, truly Morons of Quality!
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 18, 2024 02:26 PM (JIkaw)



Quality? That would explain me surviving another TxMoMe without lead poisoning.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

493 Sending prayers Bulg.
Posted by: ...


Thank you, Ellipsis.

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 02:28 PM (v6JzV)

494 New York Post
@nypost
Can COVID-19 help the body fight cancer? Shocking new study links virus to shrinking tumors https://trib.al/VdE6oSV
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 01:57 PM (TGPs7)

Since I caught the Covid in 2020, I have not had a cold. Coincidence?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 02:29 PM (Zh6yF)

495 Ah, Trump says he's considering militarizing the border.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

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"Who's going to replace our troops on the borders of the other 127 countries they've been defending then, h8rs!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Dems Haven't Been This Angry Since We Took Their Slaves Away! at November 18, 2024 02:29 PM (jaAv+)

496 470 Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 02:21 PM (PCK

Humor is very important. It was one of the first things that attracted me to my future husband . We went to an art museum where he made up stories about the paintings so that I laughed so loudly, the "serious" patrons were giving me the stink eye.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2024 02:25 PM (2jheA)

That’s a great story.. my wife has always appreciated my humor… ‘twas an early draw for her.

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 02:29 PM (PCK5/)

497 Good thread, but unlikely action by the Dutch.

The International Centre for Counter-Terrorism (ICCT) Deprivation of Nationality after a Terrorist Conviction: the Uncomfortable Truth, 05 Apr 2024

Asser Institute (Center for International and European Law) Blog: ‘Deprivation of nationality of Dutch IS fighters is counter-productive’ Published 4 November 2019

Posted by: L - Rooster today, feather duster tomorrow. But not w/o a fight. at November 18, 2024 02:29 PM (NFX2v)

498 Winning a free trip home doesn't sound like much of a punishment. They'll probably get a hero's welcome, then be sent back under a new identity.

Posted by: Tom at November 18, 2024 02:29 PM (4mhi+)

499 OK. I went to my doctor for a follow-up visit last week, and now I've got a whole laundry list of referrals due to some recent health issues. Oy vey. Getting old stinks.
Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 02:21 PM (v6JzV)
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Prayers up for you.

Posted by: screaming in digital at November 18, 2024 02:30 PM (JIkaw)

500
Since I caught the Covid in 2020, I have not had a cold. Coincidence?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 02:29 PM (Zh6yF)



I had covid in 2019, just before they actually announced it as some sort of thing.

I've had the 24 hr flu twice since then.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

501 Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 02:29 PM (PCK5/)

That's wonderful.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2024 02:30 PM (2jheA)

502 Is that where the idea of a Bag of Holding in D&D came from?

Colostomy bag.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 18, 2024 02:30 PM (nNkxN)

503 " Ah, Trump says he's considering militarizing the border .
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice"

And I'm just sick about it.
Posted by: eleven

These guys too.

Report: Pentagon Officials Plot Against Trump’s America-First Agenda

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Peppermint Mocha! at November 18, 2024 02:30 PM (L/fGl)

504 Did someone already say this could be an alter ego: Schick Doof?

Also, unrelated: they still Schoof horses don’t they?
Posted by: haffhowershower at November 18, 2024 02:28 PM (fRZ6g)


Add a letter and you get Doof Schtick.

Posted by: Doof at November 18, 2024 02:30 PM (jgdZo)

505 Quality? That would explain me surviving another TxMoMe without lead poisoning.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)
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Says the guy who's been moving heaven and earth to look after his wife while she's dealing with cancer....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 02:30 PM (tT6L1)

506 I hope you all know that tomorrow starts the 20 year reign of Pluto being in Aquarius.
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Sounds fucking Goofy.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 18, 2024 02:30 PM (hovnC)

507 That’s a great story.. my wife has always appreciated my humor… ‘twas an early draw for her.
Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 02:29 PM (PCK5/)

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Nobody who has met him would believe me, but my husband is friggin' hilarious.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 02:30 PM (DRSnL)

508 My favorite Geometry moment: This girl and I were neck and neck at being the top of the class in 9th grade. She had huge bazoombas.

Twister could be very fun at times...

Posted by: DanMan at November 18, 2024 02:30 PM (8uzBS)

509 > I hope you all know that tomorrow starts the 20 year reign of Pluto being in Aquarius....
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and here I am... without my mood ring.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 18, 2024 02:30 PM (Q4IgG)

510 490 Marilyn Monroe had a famous line about men and women… if you can get a girl to laugh, you can get her to do anything…
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I learned this from a sailor. It is true. Smiles begat smiles. Its a long march to the grave. Its best to get as many laughs in before you get there. There is also a whole lotta bullshit required, too.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 02:31 PM (jFCkp)

511 Or, more realistically, a professional male making 200k+ a year would date a cute cashier from the Dollar Tree and think nothing about it.

Were I a cute Dollar Tree cashier, I would find it highly suspicious that a $200K+ per year professional man would be interested in me.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 18, 2024 02:31 PM (hB7mE)

512 Humor is very important. It was one of the first things that attracted me to my future husband . We went to an art museum where he made up stories about the paintings so that I laughed so loudly, the "serious" patrons were giving me the stink eye.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2024 02:25 PM (2jheA)


Same with my late in-laws. My MIL, when young, could've been a fashion model. But my FIL made her laugh, so he's the one she went with.

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 02:31 PM (v6JzV)

513 The witch Kathy Hochul announcing a new $9 a day congestion charge for driving in NYC says the tax would have been $15 so they are saving commuters $1500 a year.....

Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2024 02:31 PM (YbbtK)

514 never understood why the military hasn't been stationed all along the border from our inception

defending national borders from invaders is a primary function of any army

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at November 18, 2024 02:31 PM (V6W16)

515 Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 18, 2024 02:19 PM (AAvt3)

Yes. Im guessing no man is going to date a sweet homeless woman living on the street
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 18, 2024 02:22 PM (1yQ39)

That is the plot of a hell of a lot of romance books.

But in fact, the finances of the women is of little interest to men when connecting to them. Men who go pursue a woman with a good inheritance are looked down on, see Pride and Prejudice where the dashing officer disappoints Elizabeth by doing so and leaving her to the side...and in the crisis of the book runs off with Elizabeth's youngest sister Lydia and shacks up in London with her.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 18, 2024 02:31 PM (n7h9X)

516 Getting old stinks.

Colostomy bag.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 18, 2024 02:31 PM (nNkxN)

517
Says the guy who's been moving heaven and earth to look after his wife while she's dealing with cancer....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 02:30 PM (tT6L1)



I know now what the phrase "day to day" means.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

518 Hugs to Dooooooooooof, blake, and browndog, truly Morons of Quality!
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 18, 2024 02:26 PM (JIkaw)

=====

Indeed they are.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 02:28 PM (DRSnL)
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Obviously 'ettes who are both refined and discerning.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 02:31 PM (tT6L1)

519 "2) Germans, especially in Bavaria, really love singing "Country Roads" before, during, and after NFL games, and in bier halls during Oktoberfest.
Posted by: mrp"

Really?

That's awesome.

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 02:32 PM (fV+MH)

520 The American French Revolution?

Ariel
@Prolotario1
I hope you all know that tomorrow starts the 20 year reign of Pluto being in Aquarius. The impact this will have on the world will be massive. And will usher in the Golden Age officially & cosmically. Can you all guess when the last time thus happened? The American French Revolution. Which is still talked about today. So you can imagine the implications of this event tomorrow

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 02:27 PM (TGPs7)

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I blame Jefferson.

Posted by: ShainS -- Dems Haven't Been This Angry Since We Took Their Slaves Away! at November 18, 2024 02:32 PM (jaAv+)

521 Winning a free trip home doesn't sound like much of a punishment. They'll probably get a hero's welcome, then be sent back under a new identity.
Posted by: Tom at November 18, 2024 02:29 PM (4mhi+)

Give them a can of Red Bull, then push them out the back of a C-130. If Red Bull truly gives them wings, they'll be fine; if not, they can sue for false advertising.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 18, 2024 02:32 PM (VNX3d)

522 398 I know meaningless toil and paying taxes is super great, but we have got to do what's right for the babies again.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - the missing 13M votes are more proof of the 2020 fraud at November 18, 2024 02:15 PM (AAvt3)

Aside from Combat in War, meaningless toil is what makes a man a man.

Suffering makes men strong.

Posted by: XTC at November 18, 2024 02:32 PM (UnA8+)

523 All I know, is with Pluto safely in Aquarius, Mickey and Minnie can finally meet with Trump and plot their hostile takeover of Disney...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 02:32 PM (TGPs7)

524 Prayers up for you.
Posted by: screaming in digital


Thank you, SiD.

Posted by: Bulg at November 18, 2024 02:32 PM (v6JzV)

525 The witch Kathy Hochul announcing a new $9 a day congestion charge for driving in NYC says the tax would have been $15 so they are saving commuters $1500 a year.....
Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2024 02:31 PM (YbbtK)



That's a very communist way to look at it.

They're decreasing a tax you've never paid and blowing smoke up your ass about it.

Incredible.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

526 Were I a cute Dollar Tree cashier, I would find it highly suspicious that a $200K+ per year professional man would be interested in me.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 18, 2024 02:31 PM (hB7mE)

You'd know he was interested in you far before you knew how much he earned.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at November 18, 2024 02:33 PM (aYubz)

527 Both borders should probably be militarized. The sketchy shit isn't "just" south of us.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 18, 2024 02:33 PM (Q4IgG)

528 I hope you all know that tomorrow starts the 20 year reign of Pluto being in Aquarius....
--------
and here I am... without my mood ring.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 18, 2024 02:30 PM (Q4IgG)

Now that Pluto is not a planet it has no astrological significance. Also because the Greeks had no idea it existed.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 18, 2024 02:33 PM (n7h9X)

529 Nood shitbags lawyering up.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at November 18, 2024 02:33 PM (aYubz)

530 Were I a cute Dollar Tree cashier, I would find it highly suspicious that a $200K+ per year professional man would be interested in me.

You shouldn't be. Men don't give a crap how much money you make or what your job is. Your status is not what we are interested in.

A lot of women don't seem to understand this.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 18, 2024 02:33 PM (Hh1ER)

531 The only thing worse than getting older is not getting older.

Posted by: davidt at November 18, 2024 02:33 PM (i0F8b)

532 NOOD

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 18, 2024 02:34 PM (DRSnL)

533 The witch Kathy Hochul announcing a new $9 a day congestion charge for driving in NYC says the tax would have been $15 so they are saving commuters $1500 a year.....
Posted by: steevy


That's the mind of mindset that goes to a store, considers buying a $4000 TV, decides it's too expensive, and then congratulates itself on saving the $4000 it couldn't afford anyway, then goes an buy $3000 worth of other stuff and claims it got a bargain.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 18, 2024 02:34 PM (hB7mE)

534 long march to the grave. Its best to get as many laughs in before you get there.

I manage to get my GP doctor to laugh.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 18, 2024 02:34 PM (nNkxN)

535
They're decreasing a tax you've never paid and blowing smoke up your ass about it.

Incredible.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)
---------------

Remember, spending cuts are always a percentage of the proposed increase.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 18, 2024 02:34 PM (tT6L1)

536 530 Seinfeld did a funny bit about that on the show.

Posted by: steevy at November 18, 2024 02:34 PM (YbbtK)

537 525
That's a very communist way to look at it.

They're decreasing a tax you've never paid and blowing smoke up your ass about it.

Incredible.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at November 18, 2024 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

She’ll make an announcement about the Chocolate Ration next week..

Posted by: tubal at November 18, 2024 02:34 PM (PCK5/)

538 What do you get in heaven? Unlimited booze and broads! Who are perpetually virgins!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
====

Kind of tells you what they lacked in the here and now.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 18, 2024 02:34 PM (/lPRQ)

539 I'd like the jihadis who mask their faces when engaging in antisemitic rioting to be shot on sight. But that's unkind.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 18, 2024 02:34 PM (kTd/k)

540 Both borders should probably be militarized. The sketchy shit isn't "just" south of us.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 18, 2024 02:33 PM (Q4IgG)

We should cut a deal with Mexico, build another wall 20 miles south of the border, and sweep and monitor everything in that zone, their army can help too. We need drone practice.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 18, 2024 02:35 PM (n7h9X)

541 Geert Wilders: We're Going to Convict The Jihadis Who Participated in the "Jew Hunt," and Then We're Going to Strip Them of Their Citizenships and Kick Them Out of the Country
______

Great! Thank you!
-Jews who will still vote for the anti-semitic left in sizable majorities

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 18, 2024 02:35 PM (fs1hN)

542 519 "2) Germans, especially in Bavaria, really love singing "Country Roads" before, during, and after NFL games, and in bier halls during Oktoberfest.
Posted by: mrp"

Really?

That's awesome.
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I assume it is in honor of John Denver's Dutch boy haircut.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 02:35 PM (jFCkp)

543 Germans singing "Country Roads' in Munich:

LINk YT : https://tinyurl.com/39shke9t

A lot more at YT.

Posted by: mrp at November 18, 2024 02:36 PM (rj6Yv)

544 Were I a cute Dollar Tree cashier, I would find it highly suspicious that a $200K+ per year professional man would be interested in me.

You shouldn't be. Men don't give a crap how much money you make or what your job is. Your status is not what we are interested in.

A lot of women don't seem to understand this.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

==
Cute and willingness to work are two solid ++s

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 18, 2024 02:36 PM (/lPRQ)

545 "2) Germans, especially in Bavaria, really love singing "Country Roads" before, during, and after NFL games, and in bier halls during Oktoberfest.
Posted by: mrp"

Really?

That's awesome.
Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 02:32 PM (fV+MH)

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We've occasionally frequented a local steakhouse who had a singing guitarist who performed live Friday and Saturday evenings (who took requests from a list of a couple hundred songs) We live in a retirement town with a VA Medical Center -- so about 20% of the population are veterans.

After Trump first won in 2016, invariably somebody would request Lee Greenwood's "Proud to be an American" -- and most everybody in the place would stand, cross their hearts, and sing along.

Never not moving ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Dems Haven't Been This Angry Since We Took Their Slaves Away! at November 18, 2024 02:37 PM (jaAv+)

546 Along the same lines, my science partner could have been a Mad Fold-In.

Posted by: ... at November 18, 2024 02:27 PM (6QbOL)

My Chem lab partners were both treats, and I could have gone out with either. I went with the one, and the other was not happy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 18, 2024 02:37 PM (i24o9)

547 You shouldn't be. Men don't give a crap how much money you make or what your job is. Your status is not what we are interested in.

A lot of women don't seem to understand this.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
---
*raises hand* I know the answer... it's boobs. What do I win?

Posted by: screaming in digital at November 18, 2024 02:38 PM (JIkaw)

548 "2) Germans, especially in Bavaria, really love singing "Country Roads" before, during, and after NFL games, and in bier halls during Oktoberfest.
Posted by: mrp"

Really?

That's awesome.
Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 02:32 PM (fV+MH)

I think Japan/Korea does too. I heard a young lady do so on a video stream competition.

They got it because it was a theme song in the game Fallout 76

Posted by: Oldcat at November 18, 2024 02:38 PM (n7h9X)

549 Aljazeera
EXPLAINER News, Israel-Palestine conflict
'Bernie Sanders pushes to block US arms sale to Israel: All you need to know' US Senate is set to vote this week on ‘historic’ resolutions of disapproval of a $20bn weapons deal with Israel. By Ali Harb, Published On 18 Nov 2024

Common Dreams org, 'Van Hollen Backs Sanders Resolutions to Block US Arms Sales to Israel' "President Biden has failed to hold Netanyahu accountable—ignoring U.S. law and undercutting his own stated policies as well as America's interests and values," said the Democratic senator from Maryland. By Jessica Corbett, Nov. 18, 2024

Posted by: L - Rooster today, feather duster tomorrow. But not w/o a fight. at November 18, 2024 02:41 PM (NFX2v)

550 I assume it is in honor of John Denver's Dutch boy haircut.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 18, 2024 02:35 PM (jFCkp)

Even more is John Denver's birth name: John Deutschendorf, Jr. That comes up a lot.

His Dad was a renowned USAF SAC pilot, who flew the B-58 "Hustler".

Posted by: mrp at November 18, 2024 02:41 PM (rj6Yv)

551 " Germans singing "Country Roads' in Munich:

LINk YT : https://tinyurl.com/39shke9t

A lot more at YT.
Posted by: mrp "

OMFG that is so fucking cool.

Posted by: eleven at November 18, 2024 02:41 PM (fV+MH)

552 *raises hand* I know the answer... it's boobs. What do I win?
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 18, 2024 02:38 PM (JIkaw)

Looks are good, but on dating apps men swipe on about 60-70 percent of women so we aren't fussy. Being nice is a big determining factor in being "wifey material". Most modern women today have no idea men have a two track rating for women, those you'd have sex with and those you'd marry.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 18, 2024 02:41 PM (n7h9X)

553
Moment a bit ago. My daughter asked my mother why she liked me so much. Wife answers, "You have no idea how funny your father can be."

I'll take it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 18, 2024 02:21 PM (KbCG3)

The first time we met, Mr. Moki made me laugh. Then he took me on our first date shooting M-16s in the Kuwaiti desert. I made him fried chicken, potato salad and chocolate chip cookies. We were engaged a few weeks later. Laughter andd big guns really work.

Posted by: Moki at November 18, 2024 02:42 PM (wLjpr)

554 Re the Morning Joe stuff: I saw somewhere years ago that Baghdad Bob ended up living in California. Once a regime falls, propagandists have to eat, you know

Posted by: azjaeger at November 18, 2024 02:45 PM (1IJJ4)

555 I hope you all know that tomorrow starts the 20 year reign of Pluto being in Aquarius. The impact this will have on the world will be massive. And will usher in the Golden Age officially & cosmically. Can you all guess when the last time thus happened? The American French Revolution. Which is still talked about today. So you can imagine the implications of this event tomorrow.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 18, 2024 02:27 PM (TGPs7)

If the influence of Pluto is so important, does that mean that all astrology was wrong before 1930?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2024 02:49 PM (Zh6yF)

556 Comrade Flounder,
Homeschooled our daughters using the Saxon math curriculum, daughter #2 was doing pre-algebra in 3rd grade. Eldest went on to get a Bachelors degree in math and was a college math tutor. I would really recommend the Saxon math program, it is not flashy but it's very well organized.

Posted by: MammaB at November 18, 2024 03:44 PM (mF9AX)

557 As long as their at it they can also return the Haitians to Haiti Illegal Aliens/Future Democrat Voters and the BLM back to Africa and away from all other Humanity

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 18, 2024 04:08 PM (wGqjj)

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