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I Watched ONTs Glitter In The Dark Near The Tannhäuser Gate
H Folks! Traveling this weekend, so commentary from me on the links will be a little....sparse, got a lot of things on my plate. It's fine, I'll just be over here packing. Pull up a chair and grab a beer.
In Defense Of The Anglosphere
Buh Bye The *Real* Reason the Far-Left Guardian Quit Xwitter
Well, those days are over…
Bad ideas — and that’s all the left has got — cannot survive in a forum where a slob like me has the same free speech rights as a Stephen King or Bette Midler or CNNLOL or even Elon Musk. Any one of us can jump into the replies to point out the double standards, the hypocrisies, and the facts. And when you are an ideologue, when you are closed-minded, when you do not have the maturity to change your mind in the face of reality, it is intolerable to lose an argument.
This is the same reason the left has never survived or succeeded on talk radio. Left-wing ideas cannot survive in an environment where they can be challenged.
From Geraghty's Lips To God's Ear
The Best-Case Scenario for Trump’s Second Term
He has JD Vance running in '28 with Winsome Sears as his running mate. While I like Sears, this can't happen because Sears was born in Jamaica and isn't eligible to be president (see 12th Amendment). Bureaucrats At Work Nearly 80,000 Pounds of Butter Sold at Costco Were Just Recalled You'll never guess why. Hint: It's stupid. Where We Were Headed Jeremy Clarkson rages countryside is being 'ethnically cleansed' for 'new towns of immigrants' in furious tax rant
Under Labour's new measures, the amount of agricultural assets a farmer can leave to their children tax-free has been capped at £1million - without the opportunity to share the tax relief with their spouses … The former Top Gear star suggested Reeves and co could've targeted their new inheritance tax measures on wealthy land owners like himself rather than all farmers.BTW, Clarkson's Farm is a great show. Highly recommend. People VERY Excited About Trump's Victory Pornhub reveals each state’s top election night searches — you won’t believe what Florida was looking at Is there MAGA porn? Don't tell me, I don't want to know.
"I wouldn’t have liked it very much, but I would have understood," Clarkson wrote in The Sun, insisting that Reeves's claims that 73 percent of farms won't be affected as "nonsense".
He claimed to have met an "old school farmer" earlier this week who surpassed the £1million threshold due to the monetary value of his cattle alone, without taking into consideration his land assets.
Clarkson pointed out that because of this, the farmer's children could be forced to sell the farm to pay the taxes - and that another farmer is unlikely to be on hand to snap up the land for sale.
God Bless America
Why I Love America: A Reader’s Reflections on Why America Is a Beacon of Hope for the World
From inception, this nation has always fought for the differentiating line between what is right and what is wrong, democracy and tyranny. Today, the clarity of this line is getting foggier by the day. Despite all the opposite political views and beliefs, we as a nation are looked upon as the leader for the free world, whether we like it or not. America is looked upon as the lighthouse more than we realize—a beacon and a symbol of hope, freedom, and liberty. Anyone keeping up with current events has witnessed hope eroding in zones within our own borders and around the world. There are countries in every continent struggling to maintain their freedoms or have lost them. Despite these man-made challenges, a symbol of hope was proudly displayed when countless Hong Kong citizens waved the American flag during the 2019–2020 democracy protests. The red, white, and blue waving proudly and high showed communist rule and the rest of the world that democracy and freedom are worth fighting for. The internal strife we are facing today has a lasting effect on the principles set forth by our Founding Fathers. The sacrifices generations before us made to ensure our freedoms are what laid the very foundation for this country, and what sets us apart from any other nation since civilization has been recorded.Indeed. Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Chester:
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 14, 2024 10:00 PM (+HzbQ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 14, 2024 10:00 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 14, 2024 10:00 PM (+HzbQ)
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Posted by: steven at November 14, 2024 10:03 PM (SBQD7)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 14, 2024 10:01 PM (RIvkX)
They don't call it "The Grauniad" for nothin'
Posted by: gKWVE at November 14, 2024 10:04 PM (gKWVE)
You'll never guess why. Hint: It's stupid.
No, it's *butter*.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 14, 2024 10:04 PM (KcwUg)
It was The Onion. Which now has two platforms to not be funny on.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 14, 2024 10:04 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2024 10:07 PM (63Dwl)
I would not have associated Louisiana with "Goth."
Washington getting "Transgender" is right on target, though.
Posted by: mikeski at November 14, 2024 10:07 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 14, 2024 10:07 PM (lHPJf)
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Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - NEXT Year in Corsicana - again at November 14, 2024 10:08 PM (rOtXe)
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Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 14, 2024 10:08 PM (+HzbQ)
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Posted by: Dr. T at November 14, 2024 10:09 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Zeera The people are coming at November 14, 2024 10:09 PM (MiTh4)
Posted by: gKWVE
But the beads are so colorful!
Posted by: mikeski at November 14, 2024 10:09 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - NEXT Year in Corsicana - again at November 14, 2024 10:09 PM (rOtXe)
Posted by: Cheri at November 14, 2024 10:09 PM (FGQ5G)
Posted by: mindful webworker - am I here now? am I here now? at November 14, 2024 10:10 PM (gWEdQ)
youtu.be/VbJmWCuMiEM
Posted by: gKWVE at November 14, 2024 10:10 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - NEXT Year in Corsicana - again at November 14, 2024 10:09 PM (rOtXe)
Thank you!
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 14, 2024 10:10 PM (+HzbQ)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 14, 2024 10:07 PM (lHPJf)
Maybe it's a dialect?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 14, 2024 10:11 PM (s9EYN)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 14, 2024 10:11 PM (0eaVi)
26 Well done, sis!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - NEXT Year in Corsicana - again at November 14, 2024 10:09 PM (rOtXe)
Thank you!
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair
And you made it seem so effortless...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - NEXT Year in Corsicana - again at November 14, 2024 10:11 PM (rOtXe)
I just finished 'Teeth'...2007....free on Tubi. So-so horror movie but funny like BruceWayne said.
A teenage girl finds out she has vagina dentata which should be our phrase of the week sometime.
Good night all. Saw 3 next. One and two were great.
Posted by: Stateless at November 14, 2024 10:12 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 14, 2024 10:12 PM (s9EYN)
Posted by: Piper at November 14, 2024 10:12 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Churn, Churn, Churn at November 14, 2024 10:12 PM (nS6qG)
Hell in the US there are towns that I lived in that are mostly immigrants now. And it is fascinating to see just how much the character of those towns have changed based on where the immigrants have come from.
And if we weren't stupid this would be an obvious point. If you replace half the population of a town with say a bunch of Freedonians then Freedonian norms and customs will follow.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2024 10:12 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - NEXT Year in Corsicana - again at November 14, 2024 10:11 PM (rOtXe)
don't make me blush!
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 14, 2024 10:12 PM (+HzbQ)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 10:12 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Stateless at November 14, 2024 10:12 PM (jvJvP)
Wall Street Silver @WallStreetSilv 3h
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
All of the employees in the Office for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (ODEI) are threatening to quit if Pete Hegseth is confirmed at Secretary of Defense.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 10:12 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 14, 2024 10:12 PM (h/5b/)
Posted by: Dr. T
Maybe it's a dialect?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
He may have been a bit choked up when he said it.
Posted by: mikeski at November 14, 2024 10:13 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Stateless
It's right there in the content!
.....that's the stuff above the comments.
Posted by: mikeski at November 14, 2024 10:13 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 10:12 PM (hovnC)
Is this a threat or a promise?
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 14, 2024 10:14 PM (+HzbQ)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 10:12 PM (hovnC)
Stop, don't, come back.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 14, 2024 10:14 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: scampydog at November 14, 2024 10:14 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2024 10:14 PM (oZhjI)
Wall Street Silver @WallStreetSilv 3h
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
All of the employees in the Office for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (ODEI) are threatening to quit if Pete Hegseth is confirmed at Secretary of Defense.
Posted by: andycanuck
No! Not the briar patch!
Posted by: Br'er Hegseth at November 14, 2024 10:14 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2024 10:14 PM (xCA6C)
still not tired #winning
Posted by: gKWVE at November 14, 2024 10:15 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Stateless at November 14, 2024 10:15 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Eromero at November 14, 2024 10:15 PM (LHPAg)
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LOL, trash taking itself out !
Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 10:15 PM (V13WU)
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
All of the employees in the Office for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (ODEI) are threatening to quit if Pete Hegseth is confirmed at Secretary of Defense.
Thanks!
Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2024 10:15 PM (xCA6C)
All of the employees in the Office for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (ODEI) are threatening to quit if Pete Hegseth is confirmed at Secretary of Defense.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC)
Really great when the employees help the boss get his job done!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - NEXT Year in Corsicana - again at November 14, 2024 10:15 PM (rOtXe)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2024 10:15 PM (oZhjI)
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
All of the employees in the Office for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (ODEI) are threatening to quit if Pete Hegseth is confirmed at Secretary of Defense.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 10:12 PM (hovnC)
Please. No. Stop.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at November 14, 2024 10:16 PM (EuRgV)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at November 14, 2024 10:16 PM (MZ+PY)
Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2024 10:16 PM (YbbtK)
Vagina Dentata
What a horrible phrase
Vagina Dentata
Ain't no passin' craze
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 14, 2024 10:16 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: CA Token at November 14, 2024 10:16 PM (2+yws)
Posted by: scampydog at November 14, 2024 10:16 PM (41CYW)
I'm still smiling from Nov. 5.
Tomorrow is Friday. Yay!
35 years ago today I became a dad. (smile!)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 14, 2024 10:17 PM (QGaXH)
It was The Onion. Which now has two platforms to not be funny on.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 14, 2024 10:04 PM (lUFok)
And a judge told the Banko trustee that the auction was voided because the Banko trustee sold it to the Onion instead of to the high bid.
Apparently Banko Trustees are chosen for their sleaze
Posted by: Kindltot at November 14, 2024 10:17 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 14, 2024 10:17 PM (QGaXH)
Happy Birthday, Jr!
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 14, 2024 10:17 PM (+HzbQ)
s The Gateway Pundit previously reported, President Trump has tapped Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy to lead the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE).
In his statement, Trump said, “I am pleased to announce that the Great Elon Musk, working in conjunction with American Patriot Vivek Ramaswamy, will lead the Department of Government Efficiency (“DOGE”
.
Trump added, “Together, these two wonderful Americans will pave the way for my Administration to dismantle Government Bureaucracy, slash excess regulations, cut wasteful expenditures, and restructure Federal Agencies.”
Musk and Ramaswamy are wasting no time putting together a team and have put out a statement on X that they are looking for “super high-IQ small-government revolutionaries” who are looking to work at the newly created department.
The department stated on the official DOGE account on X, “We are very grateful to the thousands of Americans who have expressed interest in helping us at DOGE. We don’t need more part-time idea generators.”
The statement added, “We need super high-IQ small-government revolutionaries willing to work 80+ hours per week on unglamorous cost-cutting.
Posted by: Stateless at November 14, 2024 10:17 PM (jvJvP)
America is looked upon as the lighthouse more than we realize—a beacon and a symbol of hope, freedom, and liberty.
_________
Never hurts to remember that for every deadweight loser threatening to leave for Europe - childless retirees, single AWFLs, recent humanities grads from prog seminaries - there's at least one European with ambition frustrated by Eurosclerosis and the collapsing order there wanting to come to the US.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2024 10:17 PM (qtj73)
Speaker at Mar-a-Lago: “Where is the George Soros of the Right?”
Elon Musk: *Raises hand*
https://tinyurl.com/2cxmyh24
15 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 10:18 PM (hovnC)
It was ~5 years after I left the Army that I got a haircut and opted for a hair wash. It was the same brand as what I got in a care package, and I knew it from the smell immediately. (American Crew is minty for shampoo.) It's true that smell-memories last forever.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2024 10:18 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 14, 2024 10:18 PM (dg+HA)
@JohnBasham
REPORT: FDA Employees Are Threatening Quitting If @RobertKennedyJr Joins Trump's Administration
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at November 14, 2024 10:18 PM (EuRgV)
The current system makes it difficult for them.
Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2024 10:18 PM (YbbtK)
Posted by: Discerning Gent at November 14, 2024 10:18 PM (nS6qG)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 10:12 PM (hovnC)
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Your offer is ACCEPTED
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 14, 2024 10:19 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2024 10:19 PM (W6hoT)
Posted by: gKWVE will be here for another hour, tip your server at November 14, 2024 10:19 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2024 10:19 PM (YbbtK)
https://truthsocial.com
/@realDonaldTrump
/posts
/113483780281918798
Todd Blanche for Deputy AG, Emil Bove for Principal Assistant Deputy AG and Acting Deputy AG.
h/t CTh
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 14, 2024 10:19 PM (KcwUg)
In his opening montage of idiots, he had one of a guy literally losing his mind because another person said 'boys' should not play in girls sports. Dude was hysterically screaming 'trans girls are NOT boys...'
It's a sickness folks.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 14, 2024 10:20 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2024 10:21 PM (7oYYI)
Posted by: PaleRider at November 14, 2024 10:21 PM (zYCTH)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2024 10:21 PM (lhenN)
Its even worse then you think - the guy that owns The Onion (a recent purchase) got rich by creating the world's biggest spam call company.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2024 10:21 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: steven at November 14, 2024 10:22 PM (SBQD7)
Yesterday, one of them put out a proposal to make an official statement that the college was a safe space for women and trannies, despite the "racism and bullying" that stemmed from Trump's re-election. Another teacher pointed out this sounded rather political and divisive, and said he thought it would be a bad idea.
At least half a dozen other faculty proceeded to jump down his throat, basically telling him he had no right to make people feel unsafe. One woman said she wanted him reported to the administration, and added she would be pushing her kids to attend a different college so they could stay away from this kind of bigotry.
Bottom line, the proposal's been kicked over to the DEI committee for further consideration, and there are now two factions at each other's throats among the faculty. Oh happy day.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 14, 2024 10:22 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 14, 2024 10:22 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2024 10:23 PM (YbbtK)
https://tinyurl.com/mtdc24jw
IMAGE of statement; clerked for Scalia
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Douglas Collins, former GA Rep., to be Secretary of the VA:
https://tinyurl.com/3963dcm4
IMAGE of statement; Iraq War vet and a USAF Reserve Command Chaplain
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Todd Blanche to be Deputy Attorney-General:
https://tinyurl.com/mw7xm9wk
IMAGE of statement
And Emil Bove as an assistant or something?
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 10:23 PM (hovnC)
Very cool.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2024 10:23 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2024 10:14 PM (oZhjI)
I hope one of the Trump admins first acts will be going after the Porn Industry. Exploitation is bad wherever it's found.
Posted by: coyne at November 14, 2024 10:23 PM (OaRnr)
I've named it the lamb of dog who squeaks away the ears of the heard
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 14, 2024 10:24 PM (J5RCE)
Posted by: Dr. T
Literally impossible. If the trannies can use the girl's room, it's not safe for women. If the trannies have to use the correct bathroom, their fee-fees will be hurt.
Posted by: mikeski at November 14, 2024 10:25 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 14, 2024 10:25 PM (Z25uN)
Posted by: mikeski at November 14, 2024 10:25 PM (DgGvY)
I would make a joke about that being wrongthink, but they literally do consider that to be wrongthink.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 14, 2024 10:26 PM (lHPJf)
The claim, IIRC, was that he libeled one of the parents by claiming the government was somehow behind the event. Which would mean the parent was in on it by proxy I guess - I've never seen an example of this before.
Usually you have to directly attack a non public individual, and the FNM will usually claim a conservative in this case would already be a public figure and therefore can't sue.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2024 10:26 PM (oZhjI)
You should direct him here:
https://is.gd/iOfHQ9
Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2024 10:26 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: steven at November 14, 2024 10:26 PM (SBQD7)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 14, 2024 10:26 PM (jrKun)
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Demand your DEI staff mass quit in solidarity with #38, Dr T!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 10:27 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
I've come to respect and admire him, although he is a thespian.
Posted by: Open Minded, Empty Headed at November 14, 2024 10:28 PM (nS6qG)
Posted by: scampydog at November 14, 2024 10:28 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at November 14, 2024 10:29 PM (6D7YD)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 14, 2024 10:29 PM (mH6SG)
Very cool.
Posted by: Diogenes
It works the other way, too. Dad's plush doggie from Vietnam was one of my crib toys. Kept me safe from monsters. And from the VC, but mostly from monsters.
Posted by: mikeski at November 14, 2024 10:30 PM (DgGvY)
Wall Street Silver @WallStreetSilv 3h
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
All of the employees in the Office for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (ODEI) are threatening to quit if Pete Hegseth is confirmed at Secretary of Defense.
Posted by: andycanuck
They won't quit. They'll just move to HR somewhere and remain a pestilence on humanity.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 14, 2024 10:30 PM (jrKun)
I've lived here since graduating college many years ago. My roots are NY and Fla. But - I married out here, raised a family, anyone I consider family is here (I have none of my own other than my sons), our lives are here.
Do we get frustrated - sure. Will we leave in the future - maybe. But we still have elderly parental obligations here so we stay. I can't see selling my house. We may relocate to a state that doesn't tax IRA rollovers as much as Calif does (14%).
One last thing. I've noticed while the legislature is hopelessly locked into a dem super-majority, in the last several elections, the state ballot initiatives went mostly the way the R's wanted them too, including the last election. I don't know what to make of that.
All I can say is it's not that easy for some of us to pick up and vote with our feet. lastly - one word about the weather, which everybody talks about but no one ever does anything about. While it does get 'not hot' here for several months, if I were to not run my heater, no fear of pipes freezing. It never gets that cold.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 14, 2024 10:30 PM (QGaXH)
I've named it the lamb of dog who squeaks away the ears of the heard
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 14, 2024 10:24 PM (J5RCE)
Lol.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 14, 2024 10:30 PM (s9EYN)
Posted by: Mediocretes at November 14, 2024 10:31 PM (7ZQe3)
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
All of the employees in the Office for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (ODEI) are threatening to quit if Pete Hegseth is confirmed at Secretary of Defense.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 10:12 PM (hovnC)
Please. No. Stop.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at November 14, 2024 10:16 PM (EuRgV)
As if we need more reasons to support Hegseth
Posted by: LASue at November 14, 2024 10:31 PM (lCppi)
It's pretty funny - over the last few days, a lot of prominent Portland leftists and left-wing organizations have announced that they are leaving X, and moving to the tiny walled garden of Bluesky.
I approve - it means that they will have less of an impact on society at large.
Remember, they're not leaving X because they're getting censored on X - they are leaving because you aren't getting censored on X.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 14, 2024 10:31 PM (uxCna)
Show me the deed!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2024 10:32 PM (63Dwl)
Wall Street Silver @WallStreetSilv 3h
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
All of the employees in the Office for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (ODEI) are threatening to quit if Pete Hegseth is confirmed at Secretary of Defense.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 10:12 PM (hovnC)
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Really trying to be one step ahead of DOGE.
Posted by: Ciampino - Start with DoJ at November 14, 2024 10:33 PM (i0xsb)
The other night I had a true nightmare, involving a kid who had been possessed by a demon.
It took a long time for me to wake up. And it was the fake wake-up.
When I finally did, I was one big goosebump. I had to whizz, but it took me some time to summon the courage to do so. And whilst pissing, I was sure there was a demon in the shower.
I am not prone to feeling the supernatural, but I think I did that night.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 14, 2024 10:33 PM (Ad8y9)
Good grief. Do people not know what butter is ??!!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 14, 2024 10:33 PM (Z25uN)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2024 10:34 PM (7oYYI)
That Disney song from The Lion King?
Vagina Dentata! What a wonderful phrase
Vagina Dentata! Ain't no passing craze
...
It means no worries for the rest of your days
I always thought that was a strange choice for a kid's movie, even for modern-day Disney.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 14, 2024 10:34 PM (W5ArC)
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 14, 2024 10:35 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: coyne at November 14, 2024 10:35 PM (OaRnr)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 14, 2024 10:33 PM (Z25uN)
Until this moment I'd thought that the "Caution: torch is hot" I saw on a welder was the dumbest of all time, but I think we have a new champion.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 14, 2024 10:36 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2024 10:36 PM (63Dwl)
Good grief. Do people not know what butter is ??!!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Not that easy. There's an exercise maven who frequents this place who claims you can get milk from an almond.
Posted by: The Dairy Council at November 14, 2024 10:37 PM (nS6qG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2024 10:37 PM (pnaBz)
Posted by: Ciampino - Start with FeeBees at November 14, 2024 10:38 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2024 10:39 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Miklos has Ideas at November 14, 2024 10:39 PM (+w4kg)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 14, 2024 10:33 PM (Ad8y9)
There's something called sleep paralysis which is a very powerful experience.
I had it once when I was a kid and it was so different, terrifying that it stayed with me always.
Basically your mind wakes up but your body doesn't. I think it explains a percentage of ufo abductees stories....
Posted by: Stateless at November 14, 2024 10:39 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: The Dairy Council at November 14, 2024 10:37 PM (nS6qG)
You can get butter from an almond as well.
Posted by: Emmie at November 14, 2024 10:40 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 14, 2024 10:40 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: The Dairy Council at November 14, 2024 10:37 PM (nS6qG)
You can't get blood from a turnip
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 14, 2024 10:41 PM (+HzbQ)
Good grief. Do people not know what butter is ??!!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 14, 2024 10:33 PM (Z25uN)
(1) 60-some million people just voted for Kamala, so I have no trouble believing that some, maybe a lot, of people don't know where butter comes from.
(b) Someone here (AOP maybe) pointed out the other night that butter does not contain milk, milk contains butter.
Posted by: BillyD at November 14, 2024 10:41 PM (Yt3ED)
I have never seen The Lion King.
Nor Jaws
Nor Escape From New York
Nor Halloween
Nor Friday the 13th
The list of films I have not seen that others would mutter "the fuck?" is pretty lengthy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 14, 2024 10:41 PM (Ad8y9)
@JohnBasham
REPORT: FDA Employees Are Threatening Quitting If @RobertKennedyJr Joins Trump's Administration
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at November 14, 2024 10:18 PM (EuRgV)
Decisions, decisions. Should I tell them their terms are accepted, or don't let the doorknob hit you on the ass?
Posted by: RFK, Jr at November 14, 2024 10:41 PM (aBgBM)
Donald J. Trump TOTALLY KICKED ASS in spite of everything the Left Threw at him up to and including 2 READ THAT 2 attempts on his life... (let that sink in)
Now we have both the house AND the senate.
They should give him EVERYTHING AND I MEAN EVERYTHING he asks for in the way of appointees without debate...period!!!
And if so much as one "R" senator or congress critter attempts to do otherwise...we should invade their home front lawns with vile noise makers, flags...and VERBAL LASHINGS
We will NOT allow them to step on their DICKS this time around!!!
DEATH TO THE DEEP STATE!!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 14, 2024 10:41 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: pookysgirl, winding down for the night at November 14, 2024 10:41 PM (dtlDP)
That Disney song from The Lion King?
Vagina Dentata! What a wonderful phrase
Vagina Dentata! Ain't no passing craze
...
It means no worries for the rest of your days
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Akuna Atwatta?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2024 10:42 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: coyne at November 14, 2024 10:42 PM (OaRnr)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2024 10:14 PM (oZhjI)
Cougar porn where the cougar in question is supposedly your best friend's mom or something of the sort.
Err... or so I've heard. Yeah, that's it. That's what I've heard.
Man, I remember a few of my friends' moms when I was a teen...
I'd guess that Oog the Cave Boy fantasized about his buddy Thag's mom, way back in the Paleolithic.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 14, 2024 10:42 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2024 10:43 PM (7oYYI)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 14, 2024 10:43 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Gref at November 14, 2024 10:43 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Eromero at November 14, 2024 10:15 PM (LHPAg)
He might let you live them nonconsecutively, though. Like Grover Cleveland's and Donald Trump's presidencies.
Posted by: GWB at November 14, 2024 10:43 PM (M+Nrs)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 14, 2024 10:41 PM (Ad8y9)
I've had people disbelieve the fact that I've never seen Titanic, nor will I ever. Not even for naked Kate Winslet.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 14, 2024 10:44 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Zombie Euell Gibbons at November 14, 2024 10:44 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 14, 2024 10:41 PM (Ad8y9)
Used to be able to see any film I wanted when Dad was working. Of your list, I've only seen Jaws.
Have never seen Star Wars films, Guardians of the Galaxy, or any of the other "big" films of the last twenty five years.
Never read any Tolkien either. Not interested.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 14, 2024 10:44 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 14, 2024 10:41 PM (Ad8y9)
The Lion King was the first movie I ever saw in a theater.
Yes, yes, I'll get off your lawn.
Posted by: pookysgirl, winding down for the night at November 14, 2024 10:44 PM (dtlDP)
I have never seen The Lion King.
Nor Jaws
Nor Escape From New York
Nor Halloween
Nor Friday the 13th
The list of films I have not seen that others would mutter "the fuck?" is pretty lengthy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 14, 2024 10:41 PM (Ad8y9)
I have seen 'The Ghost and Mr. Chicken' an embarrassing number of times.
Joan Staley...mmmmm....(stares off into space, smiling....)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 14, 2024 10:44 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2024 10:43 PM (7oYYI)
Sleep apnea
Posted by: Gref at November 14, 2024 10:44 PM (aBgBM)
Ask your guardian angel to guard your sleep.
Also I think the hymn/chant Te Lucis Ante Terminum will help. And/or Complines
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 14, 2024 10:44 PM (OTdqV)
Until this moment I'd thought that the "Caution: torch is hot" I saw on a welder was the dumbest of all time, but I think we have a new champion.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 14, 2024 10:36 PM (W5ArC)
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Remember the tag on a shirt: "Do Not Iron While Wearing Shirt".
Posted by: Ciampino - it all costs money at November 14, 2024 10:44 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 14, 2024 10:40 PM (CHHv1)
We probably should have seen that coming when a fat nerdy high school dude says "I feel I was born a girl!"
And they'd affirm his feelings and let him shower with the girls.
Posted by: Stateless at November 14, 2024 10:44 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: steven at November 14, 2024 10:45 PM (SBQD7)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 14, 2024 10:42 PM (W5ArC)
Stacy’s Mom has got it goin’ on!
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2024 10:45 PM (W6hoT)
Posted by: RFK, Jr at November 14, 2024 10:41 PM (aBgBM)
Ask for it in writing, and remind them to please include their pay ID as well
Posted by: Kindltot at November 14, 2024 10:45 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 14, 2024 10:45 PM (+VovS)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 14, 2024 10:45 PM (dDmld)
That's vanilla. Do you have anything weirder than that? ~Japanese Light-Novel Appreciator
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2024 10:45 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: Not Letting Up at November 14, 2024 10:46 PM (nS6qG)
Posted by: Ciampino - it all costs money, right? at November 14, 2024 10:46 PM (i0xsb)
The claim, IIRC, was that he libeled one of the parents by claiming the government was somehow behind the event.
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When I first heard about the S.H. "event"-- my only thought was "MFers (meaning oblahblah & co.), would now even slaughter children to advance their anti-gub agenda..."
Posted by: JQ at November 14, 2024 10:46 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: steven at November 14, 2024 10:46 PM (SBQD7)
Posted by: Ciampino - it all costs money at November 14, 2024 10:44 PM (i0xsb)
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Ackshually, you can do it, but you just need training.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 14, 2024 10:46 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2024 10:43 PM (7oYYI)
I do not get this a lot. the most recent was the first in a decade. I recall shouting "fuck, I gotta get out of here!" My bride just snorted and went back to sleep.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 14, 2024 10:46 PM (Ad8y9)
DEATH TO THE DEEP STATE!!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 14, 2024 10:41 PM (TDvv2)
I read that part in the voice of a character from Star Trek TOS....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 14, 2024 10:46 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 14, 2024 10:41 PM (TDvv2)
Agreed.
But...the fight is just starting and it's going to be ugly. The DS is backed into a corner and it's going to be a vicious fight. They will use every tool and lie their asses off to keep what they have.
This will not be a time.for the Republicans to go wobbly.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2024 10:47 PM (W/lyH)
National Review @NRO Nov 14
Matt Gaetz should never set foot inside the Department of Justice unless it's for questioning by law enforcement.
Catturd ™ @catturd2 5h
Haha - the RINO Bushy war pigs at National Review are big mad - 😂
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 10:47 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Gref at November 14, 2024 10:43 PM (aBgBM)
Welcome to A Big BM!
(might wanna change that somehow)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 14, 2024 10:47 PM (0eaVi)
That Disney song from The Lion King?
Vagina Dentata! What a wonderful phrase
Vagina Dentata! Ain't no passing craze
...
It means no worries for the rest of your days
I always thought that was a strange choice for a kid's movie, even for modern-day Disney.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 14, 2024 10:34 PM (W5ArC)
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"Vagina Dentata" seems very yacht rock to me.
I like vagina dentata
And gettin' caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean
And the taste of champagne
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 14, 2024 10:47 PM (QdGJh)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 14, 2024 10:44 PM (0eaVi)
*splutters* You have "Ent" in your name!
Posted by: pookysgirl has read The Silmarillion at November 14, 2024 10:47 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: steven at November 14, 2024 10:46 PM (SBQD7)
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ATTA BOY, LUTHER!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 14, 2024 10:47 PM (dDmld)
In my working years threatening to quit (blackmail) would have been consider my resignation and effective immediately. It would have included being escorted to the door.
Posted by: old chick at November 14, 2024 10:47 PM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: Gref at November 14, 2024 10:44 PM (aBgBM)
It would make sense. My daughter used to have apnea/bradycardia as an infant. She still snores like me. Maybe it's genetic.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2024 10:48 PM (7oYYI)
Posted by: The Dairy Council at November 14, 2024 10:37 PM (nS6qG)
You can get butter from an almond as well.
Posted by: Emmie at November 14, 2024 10:40 PM (Sf2cq)
But why would you?
Posted by: Dr. T at November 14, 2024 10:48 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 14, 2024 10:48 PM (OTdqV)
Posted by: coyne at November 14, 2024 10:48 PM (OaRnr)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2024 10:43 PM (7oYYI)
Sleep apnea
Posted by: Gref at November 14, 2024 10:44 PM (aBgBM)
The experience I had.
I fell asleep in the guest bedroom. And then I felt awake but I couldn't move anything. But I was aware.
I panicked. And just tried to move a finger but couldn't. Tried to scream, but couldn't. Tried to roll over onto the floor but couldn't.
It lasted for what seemed like horribly long minutes. Not seconds.
Posted by: Stateless at November 14, 2024 10:49 PM (jvJvP)
That little orange and white clown fish is the most metal fish that has ever existed.
God bless the little girl that gave that soldier her little fish.
Posted by: Robert at November 14, 2024 10:49 PM (1Yy3c)
Joan Staley...mmmmm....(stares off into space, smiling....)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
The Shakiest Gun In the West had Barbara Rhoades as Don Knotts love interest.
Posted by: Redheads Rule at November 14, 2024 10:49 PM (nS6qG)
Posted by: Robert at November 14, 2024 10:50 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Gref at November 14, 2024 10:43 PM (aBgBM)
Welcome to A Big BM!
(might wanna change that somehow)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 14, 2024 10:47 PM (0eaVi)
I would if I could. My hash changed about 3 months ago because I don't know why. It was f5Dan.
Posted by: Gref at November 14, 2024 10:50 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2024 10:50 PM (YbbtK)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 14, 2024 10:50 PM (B/Bn+)
Ask your guardian angel to guard your sleep.
Also I think the hymn/chant Te Lucis Ante Terminum will help. And/or Complines
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 14, 2024 10:44 PM (OTdqV)
Thanks. Funny thing, I reached for my Bible, but had forgotten that I had taken it to another room. For a moment, I thought the demon had stolen my Bible. Gonna take my Bible back to my nightstand.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 14, 2024 10:51 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: pookysgirl has read The Silmarillion at November 14, 2024 10:47 PM (dtlDP)
Heh. It has nothing to do with that. Sorry.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 14, 2024 10:51 PM (0eaVi)
Usually it's my mother, yelling at me to get my lazy ass out of bed and get ready for school.
I guess this is not an unusual thing.... hypnogogic something something.
What I hate about it is waking up and realizing that it's been decades since I heard that for real, and that she's been gone for fifteen years.
It is nice to hear her voice, though, even if it does lead to some sadness.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 14, 2024 10:51 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: old chick
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Yep. I accept your resignation. Turn in your keys, badge, computer. Them, "but, but, but."
Posted by: scampydog at November 14, 2024 10:52 PM (41CYW)
In my working years threatening to quit (blackmail) would have been consider my resignation and effective immediately. It would have included being escorted to the door.
Posted by: old chick at November 14, 2024 10:47 PM (F3Dlr)
This.
I wonder if this "report" lists any names.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2024 10:52 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2024 10:43 PM (7oYYI)
I read about sleep paralysis in high school and was terrified of getting it. I wouldn't sleep on my back because I read that was the most common position in which you would experience it.
Sounds silly in retrospect, but that's what happens when you're a kid and you read that you might wake up to find a demon sitting on your chest and leering at you.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 14, 2024 10:52 PM (lHPJf)
I'm drinking.
I'm listening to crushing metal music.
Fuck yes.
Posted by: Robert at November 14, 2024 10:50 PM (1Yy3c)
Enjoy. Me too but taking care of Mom, dog and 2 cats.
4th big beer and some thc cookies.
Posted by: Stateless at November 14, 2024 10:52 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2024 10:53 PM (W6hoT)
Posted by: Ciampino
Can I iron it while someone else is wearing it? I'm pretty sure I couldn't reach everywhere on the back if I were wearing it myself, so that warning tag is kind of pointless.
Posted by: mikeski at November 14, 2024 10:53 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: steven at November 14, 2024 10:46 PM (SBQD7)
I might have been 10 when I first saw it in the theater.
And - I dvr'd it off Sven the other week also and watched it.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 14, 2024 10:54 PM (QGaXH)
Joan Staley...mmmmm....(stares off into space, smiling....)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 14, 2024 10:44 PM (QGaXH)
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Joan Staley is in one of my top three all-time favorite films, "Valley of the Dragons." She was narrowly out-smokeshowed by Danielle de Metz, but still, in that cave girl outfit....wow.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 14, 2024 10:54 PM (QdGJh)
The Gateway Pundit @gatewaypundit 5h
Neocon Nikki Haley Lashes Out at ‘Shallow’ Trump After Cabinet Snub, Claims She Never Wanted a Job Anyway
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 10:54 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Gref at November 14, 2024 10:50 PM (aBgBM)
Static then? If you're online through a modem, change it. Then your hash changes.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 14, 2024 10:54 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2024 10:43 PM (7oYYI)
I’m convinced it’s the cause of a lot of abduction / alien probe stories.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 10:54 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: steven at November 14, 2024 10:46 PM (SBQD7)
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ATTA BOY, LUTHER!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 14, 2024 10:47 PM (dDmld)
ATTA BOY, JUDGE!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 14, 2024 10:55 PM (QGaXH)
Donald J. Trump TOTALLY KICKED ASS in spite of everything the Left Threw at him
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I have never seen such a fighter. Whoever writes the book about his return to office will surely make fighting the theme.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 14, 2024 10:56 PM (h/5b/)
Posted by: Stateless at November 14, 2024 10:39 PM (jvJvP)
I didn’t see your post before I commented.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 10:57 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2024 10:53 PM (W6hoT)
I bet a well conducted hoax could encourage a few hundred of them to end it now.
They are that mentally gone.
But we don't do those things....yet..
Posted by: Stateless at November 14, 2024 10:57 PM (jvJvP)
Fuck yes.
Posted by: Robert at November 14, 2024 10:50 PM (1Yy3c)
Fucking metal. Some ask why I listen to metal. Doesn't it make you angry?
Naw, it drains the anger. Therapy. Seeing Death Angel, Testament, Kreator, Exodus, Slayer, Megadeth and so many others live is the greatest thing ever. No fighting, just a bunch of people relieving all the tension of modern life.
\m/ \m/
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 14, 2024 10:57 PM (Ad8y9)
I suspect the legislature is due to massive fraud. Notice that in right leaning states there is always a concern that some left leaning candidate will win if the right leaning candidates do poorly enough and how that isn't a fear in the blue enclaves? You can have an idiot like Kamala destroying her state and the voters and re-election is just not a concern...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2024 10:57 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Gref at November 14, 2024 10:44 PM (aBgBM)
It would make sense. My daughter used to have apnea/bradycardia as an infant. She still snores like me. Maybe it's genetic.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2024 10:48 PM (7oYYI)
My sleep apnea went away when I lost weight. I had the 'can't move a muscle' experience while in a party-awake state, many times. The worst experience was having one of my legs start going up and down, pounding on the mattress. I later learned this is common with sleep apnea. My semi-awake brain believed an animal had jumped on the bed and was walking on it towards me. Scary. Especially when you can't move.
Posted by: Gref at November 14, 2024 10:58 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 14, 2024 10:51 PM (W5ArC)
The problem with the mind...it wanders.
Given the chance it will race between this thought and that and work itself into a lather. The challenge is getting it to just f***ing stop and embrace silence. I hate waking up in the middle of the night only to start thinking or fantasizing or any number of stupid shit my brain wants to mull over. Just knock it the fuck off, brain!
Posted by: Robert at November 14, 2024 10:58 PM (1Yy3c)
Joan Staley...mmmmm....(stares off into space, smiling....)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
The Shakiest Gun In the West had Barbara Rhoades as Don Knotts love interest.
Posted by: Redheads Rule at November 14, 2024 10:49 PM (nS6qG)
Distinctly partial to brunettes. Blondes, redheads, meh. Brunettes light up the detectors like nobody's business...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 14, 2024 10:58 PM (QGaXH)
LOUD & CLEAR & CONSTANTLY!
The REPUBLIC MUST REMAIN.
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 14, 2024 10:58 PM (TDvv2)
Absolutely no problem. Great minds.....
Have a happy rest of the week.
Posted by: Stateless at November 14, 2024 10:58 PM (jvJvP)
(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo Galileo figaro, magnifico.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 10:58 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: coyne at November 14, 2024 10:59 PM (OaRnr)
Posted by: Barky Obummer at November 14, 2024 10:59 PM (+w4kg)
The Ghost and Mister Chicken
The Incredible Mr. Limpet
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 10:59 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 10:59 PM (D6PGr)
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The Jonah Goldberg Story
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 14, 2024 11:01 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: coyne at November 14, 2024 10:59 PM (OaRnr)
I still think he's a bit of a whackjob, but he's our kind of whackjob.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 14, 2024 11:01 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2024 11:01 PM (63Dwl)
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A movie i have not watched in a decade or so. Meed to get that in the rotation.
Posted by: scampydog at November 14, 2024 11:02 PM (41CYW)
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That also makes sense. I haven't had too many problems since I started sleeping on my side. It seems to happen when I'm on my back.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2024 11:02 PM (7oYYI)
I wish I was a fish!
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2024 11:02 PM (W6hoT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 14, 2024 11:03 PM (dDmld)
My most memorable one I was taking a nap during college with my girlfriend sleeping next to me with me on the outside.
I awoke to find a classic looking alien from fiction standing above me looking down at me. And so I tried to sit up and I could not because I was paralyzed. So I tried to yell and I could not because I was paralyzed.
I then exerted myself for as hard as a could for what seemed an eternity and finally I sat up wide awake. There was of course no alien next to me and my girlfriend was asleep. And I could hear people walking too and from outside my door in my dorm.
Reading about other people's sleep paralysis diagnose this seems to fit the general experience pretty well. And I'm not one to believe in aliens anyway.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2024 11:03 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 14, 2024 10:54 PM (QdGJh)
https://tinyurl.com/3p4zu2fh
You're welcome.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 14, 2024 11:04 PM (W5ArC)
And in my story above I was...laying on my back
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2024 11:04 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 14, 2024 10:51 PM (Ad8y9)
If it is a hardcover it will come in handy for swatting demons. Probably wouldn’t hurt to get you a bit of holy water to sprinkle around.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 14, 2024 11:04 PM (fvp9t)
Posted by: Gref at November 14, 2024 10:50 PM (aBgBM)
Static then? If you're online through a modem, change it. Then your hash changes.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 14, 2024 10:54 PM (0eaVi)
Thanks, but you're talking stuff I don't know about. I have a DSL modem or internet gateway or something.
Posted by: Gref at November 14, 2024 11:04 PM (aBgBM)
Stephen King @StephenKing 6h
I'm leaving Twitter. Tried to stay, but the atmosphere has just become too toxic. Follow me on Threads, if you like.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 11:04 PM (hovnC)
This.
I wonder if this "report" lists any names.
Posted by: Diogenes
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They should all be fired at the same time so that they only have to change the locks once.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 14, 2024 11:05 PM (B/Bn+)
Posted by: coyne
Isn't he replacing the dude who doesn't even know what sex he is?
There are whackjobs and then there are whackjobs.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 14, 2024 11:05 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2024 11:06 PM (W6hoT)
Yeah the metal musician won't flip out if you get the coffee order wrong, but the folk-music hippy might.
We pick genres that are the yin to our yang.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2024 11:06 PM (lhenN)
Stephen King @StephenKing 6h
I'm leaving Twitter. Tried to stay, but the atmosphere has just become too toxic. Follow me on Threads, if you like.
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Wait! Don't go.
I was going to make espresso!
Posted by: The Blind Hermit at November 14, 2024 11:06 PM (dDmld)
Posted by: four seasons at November 14, 2024 11:06 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2024 10:53 PM (W6hoT)
Recipes and pet videos are the best.
Posted by: Hungry, Hungry Haitians at November 14, 2024 11:07 PM (y+qgR)
ME (a Maine resident): Don't be "stepsister" again, don't be "stepsister" again, don't be "stepsister" again...
ME: Goddammit...
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at November 14, 2024 11:07 PM (5YmYl)
Posted by: four seasons at November 14, 2024 11:06 PM (3ek7K)
Scratch a communist, find a narcissist.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 14, 2024 11:07 PM (W5ArC)
Stephen King @StephenKing 6h
I'm leaving Twitter. Tried to stay, but the atmosphere has just become too toxic. Follow me on Threads, if you like.
Posted by: andycanuck
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They're so defenseless they can't handle being called out.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 14, 2024 11:07 PM (B/Bn+)
Posted by: Tom Servo
But that'll put cable news out of business!
Wait a minute.....
This RFK guy is pretty bright.
Posted by: mikeski at November 14, 2024 11:08 PM (DgGvY)
Senator Ron Johnson is a total gangster.
Reporters asked him his opinion on Matt Gaetz, and he unfolded a printout of the picture of Rachel Levine and Sam Brinton and asked reporters whether they harassed Democrats over those nominees 😂
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 11:08 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 14, 2024 11:01 PM (lHPJf)
But in his area of expertise is he such a whackjob or does he just go against the narrative?
Posted by: coyne at November 14, 2024 11:08 PM (OaRnr)
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He's a beautiful, sophisticated woman, you h8tr.
And and he's an Admiral!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 14, 2024 11:08 PM (dDmld)
Apnea (he's got a CPAP but I have to shove him off his back constantly)
REM Behavioral Disorder
PTSD nightmares
(Occasional) Sleep paralysis
Hallucinations (including Callis, The Ghost Cat)
Insomnia
Am I missing anything?
Posted by: pookysgirl has to nap a lot at November 14, 2024 11:08 PM (dtlDP)
ME: Goddammit...
Maybe the people of Maine just need clothes dryers with bigger openings so young women won't get stuck in them?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2024 11:08 PM (oZhjI)
They can’t resist responding.
It’s hilarious though that the Twitter mob and management banned Trump and now those same people are self banning.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 11:09 PM (D6PGr)
My mistake. Admiral "Rachel" Levine is Assistant Secretary for Health, several levels down the food chain.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 14, 2024 11:09 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: andycanuck
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That is pretty spectacular.
Posted by: scampydog at November 14, 2024 11:10 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: four seasons at November 14, 2024 11:06 PM (3ek7K)
106 As Dan Bongino says, "it's not an airport, you don't have to announce your departure" from X. Just go, already.
Posted by: Mediocretes at November 14, 2024 10:31 PM (7ZQe3)
I saw a link on CFP where Musk responded to The Guardian and Don "Melon"'s announcements saying something like 'this isn't an airport, you don't have to announce departures'.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 14, 2024 11:10 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 14, 2024 11:11 PM (dDmld)
Even though Musk stopped stifling dissent on X, the prominent Leftists could pretend it was just a vocal minority of h8rz - everyone they knew were NPCs, and NPCs "won" the last election by eleventy grillion "votes." So obviously it was just Africanmanbad's incel CHUDs making a stink.
But now, they can't keep pretending. They're a hated minority, and it feels bad. They're not being persecuted like they did to others, but it's a new and horrible feeling to them. So they flounce.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2024 11:11 PM (7oYYI)
Mark Cuban is staying on twitter, but he’s been carefully deleting everything he wrote this entire campaign, and now he’s gonna deny ever saying anything. Worm.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2024 11:12 PM (W6hoT)
ActivistJerry💫 @ActivistJerry 2h Replying to @BehizyTweets
🚨 JUST IN: President Trump has picked high-profile NY lawyer and prosecutor Todd Blanche to be Deputy Attorney General under Matt Gaetz
Blanche is a BULLDOG!
The Department of Justice is going to be stacked like we’ve never seen it before
“Todd is an excellent attorney who will be a crucial leader in the Justice Department, fixing what has been a broken System of Justice for far too long. Todd prosecuted gangs and other federal crimes as a Chief in the Southern District of New York,” Trump said in his statement.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 11:12 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Phones? And do we have any callers on line 1? Line 2? Any callers?
_Alec Baldwin/Tom Daschle
Posted by: Braenyard at November 14, 2024 11:12 PM (B/Bn+)
His early works always were my fav's
Lost me with those "Dark Tower" offerings and after he got run over by a van near his home...he just was never the same after that.
Brain Injury ya know...which is why he went so Lefty.
Most people with a completely functioning brain are not Lefty.
True.
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 14, 2024 11:12 PM (TDvv2)
Senator Ron Johnson is a total gangster.
andycanuck
Ron Johnson is the real mccoy and so easy to listen to. He's on conservative talk radio in ND often and he's well worth listening to.
Posted by: old chick at November 14, 2024 11:13 PM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2024 11:06 PM (W6hoT)
Since the MSM derives a ton of cash from airing pharmaceutical ads, this could potentially kill two birds with one stone. Yes, please.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at November 14, 2024 11:13 PM (EuRgV)
Yeah the metal musician won't flip out if you get the coffee order wrong, but the folk-music hippy might.
We pick genres that are the yin to our yang.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2024 11:06 PM (lhenN)
This! This this this this this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goddamn, I am the most chill fucking dude but I think metal just fills that gaping hole that comes with being that type of dude.
I always imagine the opposite type...maybe a bad ass soldier that has seen all manner of destruction...listening happily to something like Kenny fucking G or some shit.
Posted by: Robert at November 14, 2024 11:13 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2024 11:14 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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So DU and the Kos.
Posted by: scampydog at November 14, 2024 11:14 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2024 11:06 PM (W6hoT)
Bring back beer commercials!
Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 14, 2024 11:15 PM (Cbio9)
Of course, they'll be tearing each other to pieces soon enough - they can't help themselves.
That's what happened to Mastodon, which is grouped into "federations" - some left-wing federations got mad at other left-wing federations and cut off all communications with them, which helps explain why Mastodon went back to being completely marginal.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 14, 2024 11:15 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Tom Servo
I’m not fond of them but banning legal products from advertising is more a Leftist action which make sense because RFK Jr at the core is very liberal. What they don’t like they want to ban or make illegal.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 11:15 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Joe Kidd
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Henry Weinhard and Raineer beer commercials of my youth were the best.
Posted by: scampydog at November 14, 2024 11:17 PM (41CYW)
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A replier on that thread said Johnson was his senator and similarly praised him.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 11:17 PM (hovnC)
I'm already seeing a lot of that on Twatter. Many different factions fighting over exactly why Commie Lay lost.
Of course, "she just plain sucked" (in all senses of the word) is not one of the reasons. It's white women, or Latinos, or a dozen other reasons.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 14, 2024 11:18 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: coyne at November 14, 2024 11:18 PM (OaRnr)
Posted by: 13times at November 14, 2024 11:18 PM (5dsPO)
For example, the tentative suggestions we're getting now by some Democrats that saying that men can get pregnant, and that we need to have tampon machines in boys' high school bathrooms, just makes you look completely deranged to the average American.
HERETIC!!!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 14, 2024 11:18 PM (uxCna)
Prior to covid this was a common leftist complain against America. Then Pfizer bought all of them with government dollars so I suspect they'll now claim its a terrible idea
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2024 11:19 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 11:08 PM (hovnC)
This means he had prepared for the question. Nice to see from an R for a change.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 14, 2024 11:19 PM (s9EYN)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2024 11:20 PM (W6hoT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2024 11:14 PM (63Dwl)
Well, they threatened to.
They didn't actually do it, any more than they "moved to Canada" when Trump, or Bush II, or Bush I, or Reagan, or Nixon won.
They won't leave this time either, or at least not for long.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 14, 2024 11:21 PM (W5ArC)
Of course, they'll be tearing each other to pieces soon enough - they can't help themselves.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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I think intersectionality, aka the Victolympics will be with us for a long time. At least we nonparticipants can laugh.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 14, 2024 11:21 PM (h/5b/)
Every institution is a money laundry, at this point.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2024 11:21 PM (7oYYI)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 14, 2024 10:54 PM (0eaVi)
Thanks, but you're talking stuff I don't know about. I have a DSL modem or internet gateway or something.
Posted by: Gref at November 14, 2024 11:04 PM (aBgBM)
If those are provided by your internet service, you can get a new one, your hash will change.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 14, 2024 11:22 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: 13times at November 14, 2024 11:18 PM (5dsPO)
It didn't for Pooky, but YMMV.
Posted by: pookysgirl has to nap a lot at November 14, 2024 11:22 PM (dtlDP)
For example, the tentative suggestions we're getting now by some Democrats that saying that men can get pregnant, and that we need to have tampon machines in boys' high school bathrooms, just makes you look completely deranged to the average American.
HERETIC!!!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 14, 2024 11:18 PM (uxCna)
My favorite part of the Spanish Civil War was when the commie Republicans turn their guns on each other.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 11:22 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: coyne at November 14, 2024 11:18 PM (OaRnr)
Yup. He was great at what he did.
Then he lost his f*cking mind. Just like Springsteen.
First four albums were great, then the next 43 sucked ass, which matched his politics.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2024 11:22 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Joe Kidd
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Henry Weinhard and Raineer beer commercials of my youth were the best.
Posted by: scampydog at November 14, 2024 11:17 PM (41CYW)
I'm old enough to remember when malt liquor was advertised to white guys..
http://tiny.cc/4mevzz
Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 14, 2024 11:23 PM (Cbio9)
I asked this on an email list I'm on.
RFK Jr is a lawyer. What are the odds he becomes Attorney General when Gaetz inevitably flames out?
Night!
Posted by: Robert at November 14, 2024 11:23 PM (1Yy3c)
PETRIFIED COVID PARENT @covid_parent 12h
We don't need DOGE in Canada, because our Government only spends tax dollars on important things.
(Gender Politics in Peruvian Rock Music).
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$20,000 for a Women's History study.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 11:23 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 14, 2024 11:23 PM (B/Bn+)
In the early 2000s, the line pushed by Big Pharma was that informed consumers should take charge of their medical care and be equal partners with their physicians. Hence, all the "ask your physician about" advertising.
Then Big Pharma got in bed with Obama and his even more statist vision of healthcare. And Big Pharma has also since jumped on the whole defer-to-experts bandwagon in its push to force vaccines on everyone.
Screw Big Pharma. I'm not sticking up for its "right" to anything.
Posted by: former big pharma lawyer at November 14, 2024 11:24 PM (y+qgR)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen
Also, unbundle cable.
Posted by: Mikos suggests at November 14, 2024 11:24 PM (+w4kg)
Hang in there at those faculty meetings. You're doing good work just by being there & providing an alternative view.
My own alma mater relegated alum obituaries to on-line only, i.e., no longer in the glossy magazine. I thought that was a slap in the face.
"Just because you graduated from here decades ago doesn't mean we care in the slightest about your reading preferences."
Posted by: mnw at November 14, 2024 11:25 PM (NLIak)
Yep. Likewise Admirals.
Any officer who made field grade under Obama or Biden needs to go, just on general principles.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 14, 2024 11:25 PM (W5ArC)
Like murdering people who have depression.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 14, 2024 11:26 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
iswydt
Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2024 11:26 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2024 11:21 PM (7oYYI)
I can't stand him, but Denninger coined a great phrase: the bezzle.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at November 14, 2024 11:26 PM (EuRgV)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2024 11:26 PM (WXNFJ)
Ha! I'd like to take credit, but that was purely unintentional.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 14, 2024 11:27 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Ancient Chinese Secret?
Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at November 14, 2024 11:27 PM (+w4kg)
Interesting theory - but he’s gonna be Sec of HHS, which is the job he really wants to do.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2024 11:28 PM (W6hoT)
Ban all adult material until after 10 P.M. Make a clear delineation between what is adult and what is not for children. Remember the new caster's question, "It's 10 o'clock, where are your children?"
Posted by: Braenyard at November 14, 2024 11:29 PM (B/Bn+)
All of the employees in the Office for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (ODEI) are threatening to quit if Pete Hegseth is confirmed at Secretary of Defense.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 10:12 PM (hovnC)
_________________________________
Much appreciated. Less benefits paid if they quit. And, judging from Hegseth's comments so far whomever set up the ODEI is likely going to be shown the door as well. The fact that these people leveled what they thought was a "threat" just shows how obtuse people can be.
Posted by: Orson at November 14, 2024 11:29 PM (dIske)
Taking a break and printing some more movie poster/plaques.
Printing Young Frankenstein and Plains Trains and Automobiles.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 14, 2024 11:29 PM (XV/Pl)
I'm about to board a plane and the airline is begging people to check their rollies instead of carrying them on. I'd volunteer, but the idiot TSA has determined that laptops are deadly items that can't go into the cargo hold. I hope trump's transportation secretary makes air travel great again.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 14, 2024 11:30 PM (h/5b/)
Being unemployed makes it a joy to be good at doing something.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2024 11:30 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Ancient Chinese Secret?
Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin
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Is that what you call a double entendre?
Posted by: Braenyard at November 14, 2024 11:31 PM (B/Bn+)
Senator Ron Johnson is a total gangster.
Reporters asked him his opinion on Matt Gaetz, and he unfolded a printout of the picture of Rachel Levine and Sam Brinton and asked reporters whether they harassed Democrats over those nominees 😂
Posted by: andycanuck
LOL!
I don't think Sam Brinton was a nominee, still, funneh!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 14, 2024 11:31 PM (jrKun)
Posted by: coyne at November 14, 2024 11:31 PM (OaRnr)
I still hate sleeping on my back. And refuse offers of enemas.
Posted by: 13times at November 14, 2024 11:32 PM (v4c60)
Used to be when I worked nights and lived at friends' house their black lab would wind up on my chest too, and she must have weighed 80 lbs. (she just wanted me to wake up because she was bored and wanted to play)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 14, 2024 11:32 PM (D7oie)
Fun fact: we currently have 44 four-star military.
In 1945, we had 19 four and five-star military.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 14, 2024 11:33 PM (uxCna)
My own alma mater relegated alum obituaries to on-line only, i.e., no longer in the glossy magazine. I thought that was a slap in the face.
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I despise all institutions that assume that everyone has a computer, internet, or worst of all, a smart phone. It is one thing to make services via any of the above available, it is another thing altogether to assume that everyone has access or use to any of them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2024 11:34 PM (XeU6L)
>Every institution is a money laundry, at this point.
Yeah car dealerships are in the loan business, not car business. I wish there was less BS in the world.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2024 11:34 PM (lhenN)
Am I missing someone that’s even close?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 11:35 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 11:35 PM (RFPHU)
When someone asks you to define what "woke" is, ask them to define what a woman is.
Posted by: eleven at November 14, 2024 11:35 PM (fV+MH)
In 1945, we had 19 four and five-star military.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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And we ruled the world.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 14, 2024 11:36 PM (B/Bn+)
>>Am I missing someone that’s even close?
Crichton and Phillip K Dick are probably 2 and 3 after King.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 14, 2024 11:37 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2024 11:38 PM (lhenN)
Used to be when I worked nights and lived at friends' house their black lab would wind up on my chest too, and she must have weighed 80 lbs. (she just wanted me to wake up because she was bored and wanted to play)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 14, 2024 11:32 PM (D7oie)
Lol. As you know, I'm new with visiting cats.
Snowflake sleeps in my room. And I mostly trust her not to attack me in my sleep, I still sleep on edge.
Posted by: Stateless at November 14, 2024 11:38 PM (jvJvP)
In 1945, we had 19 four and five-star military.
Posted by: The ARC of History! "
I think I know where you're going with this.
Posted by: eleven at November 14, 2024 11:38 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: coyne at November 14, 2024 11:39 PM (OaRnr)
Again, the comparison of how many ribbons Eisenhower wore on his uniform, versus how many ribbons Milley wore on his uniform.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 14, 2024 11:39 PM (uxCna)
In 1945, we had 19 four and five-star military.
Posted by: The ARC of History! "
I think I know where you're going with this.
Posted by: eleven at November 14, 2024 11:38 PM (fV+MH)
We should fight a war 3 times as big as WWII?
Posted by: neocons at November 14, 2024 11:39 PM (y+qgR)
Posted by: scampydog at November 14, 2024 11:39 PM (41CYW)
http://tiny.cc/4mevzz
Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 14, 2024 11:23 PM (Cbio9)
Sooooo toxic!
Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 11:40 PM (RFPHU)
subheader: "Trump Vows to Flood Sanctuary Cities With ICE Agents"
I have a suggested corollary: all DOJ AUSAs will be required to prosecute criminal immigration cases, and/or represent the govt at civil deportation and removal hearings.
Posted by: mnw at November 14, 2024 11:41 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: scampydog at November 14, 2024 11:39 PM (41CYW)
Hey there, scampydog!
Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 11:41 PM (RFPHU)
I won't eat at any restaurant that has a "scan only" menu.
Somewhat related, an ice cream shop opened up nearby. I wanted to try it out, but when I went in there were several "No!" items. The price was high, not a deal breaker but painful. Then the ice cream list had no descriptions. How do I know what "Scottish Lassie" is supposed to taste? Final straw though was the sign that said they didn't accept cash, and them telling the older guy in front of me that they only did virtual receipts. I turned around and walked out.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 14, 2024 11:42 PM (s9EYN)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 11:08 PM (hovnC)
This means he had prepared for the question. Nice to see from an R for a change.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 14, 2024 11:19 PM (s9EYN)
Add to that the leather strap wearing satanist in charge of monkey pox
Posted by: LASue at November 14, 2024 11:42 PM (lCppi)
>>Am I missing someone that’s even close?
Crichton and Phillip K Dick are probably 2 and 3 after King.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Ian Fleming is likely on the short list.
Posted by: scampydog at November 14, 2024 11:42 PM (41CYW)
I think I need your prayers tonight and thank you.
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 14, 2024 11:43 PM (TDvv2)
JUST IN: Sylvester Stallone introduces Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago, says Trump is like the “second George Washington.”
“We are in the presence of a really mythical character. I love mythology.”
“This individual does not exist on this planet. Nobody in the world could have pulled off what he pulled off.“
“When George Washington defended his country, he had no idea that he was going to change the world. 'cause without him, you could imagine what the world would look like.”
“Guess what? We got the second George Washington.”
https://tinyurl.com/mvw27m4u
2:13 minutes; he may be an actor but I doubt he's using a Teleprompter unlike Kamala's "celebs".
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 11:43 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Stateless at November 14, 2024 11:43 PM (jvJvP)
The cashier said she'd put the refund on my card. No, I paid cash. They were shocked, didn't know what to do. After much ado they returned my money in cash.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 14, 2024 11:44 PM (B/Bn+)
>>Am I missing someone that’s even close?
Crichton and Phillip K Dick are probably 2 and 3 after King.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 14, 2024 11:37 PM (XV/Pl)
Have to admit the internet is amazing. I was able to learn the movie count of each in less than a minute. 90+, 24,16 respectively.
Prior to the internet that question would have taken hours or days to research and gather the info to provide an answer.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 11:44 PM (D6PGr)
DEATH TO THE DEEP STATE!!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 14, 2024 10:41 PM (TDvv2)
I read that part in the voice of a character from Star Trek TOS....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 14, 2024 10:46 PM (QGaXH)
The character was Gorgan played by Marvin Belli in season 3 episode 4 'And the Children Shall Lead' - as he's being banished (destroyed?) he yells 'death to you all, death to you all.....'
If memory serves....not one of my favorite episodes...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 14, 2024 11:44 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 14, 2024 11:44 PM (s9EYN)
In 1945, we had 19 four and five-star military.
Posted by: The ARC of History! "
I think I know where you're going with this.
Posted by: eleven
I do love it when your nickname finishes your posts like that.
Posted by: mikeski at November 14, 2024 11:45 PM (DgGvY)
- GWP Headline
By God, at 98 I think old Dick my get his wish.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 14, 2024 11:45 PM (/lPRQ)
Nightwatch, i am so sorry. Doing what I can per your request.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 14, 2024 11:45 PM (h/5b/)
72 All of the employees in the Office for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (ODEI) are threatening to quit if Pete Hegseth is confirmed at Secretary of Defense.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 10:12 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Buster Hymandd at November 14, 2024 11:45 PM (kXN/W)
Posted by: scampydog "
Good call. Back in the day those Western writers and Detective writers would've been up there.
Posted by: eleven at November 14, 2024 11:45 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 11:35 PM (D6PGr)
Ian Fleming.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2024 11:46 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 11:46 PM (D6PGr)
By God, at 98 I think old Dick my get his wish.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Didn't know he was an idiot.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 14, 2024 11:47 PM (B/Bn+)
Peace be with you. May Christ hold you in His arms and console you. Be strong. Be brave.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 14, 2024 11:47 PM (2h2Wy)
http://tiny.cc/4mevzz
Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 14, 2024 11:23 PM (Cbio9)
Sooooo toxic!
Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 11:40 PM (RFPHU)
White guys drank a lot of beer. 32 oz bottles added up real quick.
Posted by: coyne at November 14, 2024 11:47 PM (OaRnr)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 14, 2024 11:48 PM (2h2Wy)
- GWP Headline
By God, at 98 I think old Dick my get his wish.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 14, 2024 11:45 PM
I wonder if he said that the way Jimmy Peanut voted for Que Mala Eres.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 14, 2024 11:48 PM (s9EYN)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 14, 2024 11:49 PM (B/Bn+)
I notice the residents of Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, & Nebraska were not in P0rnHub's search totals. Obviously not P0rnHub searchers. Probably xHamster users.
"No one should have to use xHamster."
https://youtu.be/yIaNZXgDtRU
Posted by: mindful webworker - HubbaHubba.hub at November 14, 2024 11:49 PM (gWEdQ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 11:15 PM (D6PGr)
You can't buy them without an MD signing off on them, and MD's have their own preferences for RX and diagnoses, so you aren't actually impacting the market as long as the FDA is listing them as restricted
What is actually going on is big Harma is buying massive numbers of spots on cable to make sure that no one meddles with "the primal forces of nature" since no business will say bad things about their most lucrative customer. And if they kill a bunch of kids, well, that gets reported on Rebel news maybe , not MSNBC where people will see it.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 14, 2024 11:49 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 14, 2024 11:49 PM (2h2Wy)
Posted by: coyne at November 14, 2024 11:47 PM (OaRnr)
Beer used to come in 32 oz bottles? I thought the 16 oz Grolsch bottles were more than sufficient.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 14, 2024 11:50 PM (s9EYN)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 11:35 PM (D6PGr)
Ian Fleming.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2024 11:46 PM (d9fT1)
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
And 14 Bond movies.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 11:50 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2024 11:51 PM (XeU6L)
*call ICE
Posted by: mnw at November 14, 2024 11:51 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 14, 2024 11:52 PM (0tdpC)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2024 11:52 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Along similar theme, what mind blows me is how a convenience store cannot hire someone that can count change back.
Posted by: scampydog at November 14, 2024 11:53 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 14, 2024 11:53 PM (B/Bn+)
Posted by: scampydog
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Even...EVEN when the register is telling them the amount.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2024 11:54 PM (XeU6L)
Now, you're anxious and Depressed, take DD. Now can't get a hard on, take EE.
And all this happened because someone told
You some number on a lab test was "abnormal,"
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 14, 2024 11:55 PM (q/wq/)
Best part is 75% of CNN’s revenue is pharma ads. CNN would literally cease to exist without it.
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 14, 2024 11:55 PM (0tdpC)
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 14, 2024 11:43 PM (TDvv2)
Prayers Ascending, Nightwatch.
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde! CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 14, 2024 11:55 PM (Xo+UM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I’m in process of buying a house and all the contracts with the agents are electronic with docusign. Hard for me to read on my iPhone.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 11:55 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 14, 2024 11:43 PM (TDvv2)
We're here for you. Prayers up!
Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 11:56 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 14, 2024 11:50 PM (s9EYN)
Yup. 32s were a thing back in the day.
Posted by: coyne at November 14, 2024 11:57 PM (OaRnr)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
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Can't you just scan the QR code?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2024 11:57 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Nightwatch
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Lean on your faith and friends/Horde. Prayers.
Posted by: scampydog at November 14, 2024 11:57 PM (41CYW)
Similar to that, but unintentional: Hyapatia Lee bore a really uncanny resemblance to the (young) Cher.
Posted by: mnw at November 14, 2024 11:58 PM (NLIak)
2-0!!
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 14, 2024 11:59 PM (q/wq/)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 14, 2024 11:59 PM (B/Bn+)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 14, 2024 11:59 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Nightwatch
We're here for you. Prayers up!
Posted by: Doof
+1
Posted by: mikeski at November 15, 2024 12:00 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Kindltot
Elon should buy it and give it to Alex Jones to run!
Posted by: mindful webworker - he was right all along at November 15, 2024 12:00 AM (DfINC)
Posted by: scampydog
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Even...EVEN when the register is telling them the amount.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2024 11:54 PM (XeU6L
For a while, for my amusement, I'd make things easier for cashiers.
If my bill came to $9.96, I'd give them $10.21 to simplify the change.
Fun!
Posted by: Stateless at November 15, 2024 12:01 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: mnw at November 15, 2024 12:02 AM (NLIak)
You some number on a lab test was "abnormal,"
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 14, 2024 11:55 PM (q/wq/)
Last blood test was nicely within all specs except for the HDL which was one point low. I'm on Atorvastatin, let me get off it and we can retest.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 15, 2024 12:03 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 14, 2024 11:43 PM
Done.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 15, 2024 12:03 AM (mH6SG)
Now, you're anxious and Depressed, take DD. Now can't get a hard on, take EE.
And all this happened because someone told
You some number on a lab test was "abnormal,"
Posted by: nurse ratched
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
Perhaps she'll die!
.....that "All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten" guy was on to something.
Posted by: mikeski at November 15, 2024 12:04 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 14, 2024 11:43 PM (TDvv2)
Of course.
Posted by: Stateless at November 15, 2024 12:04 AM (jvJvP)
Fun!
Posted by: Stateless
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And I'm dead, as my kids say. LOL.
Posted by: scampydog at November 15, 2024 12:04 AM (41CYW)
Thank you for all of your support.
My Best Horde.
Til Tomorrow and good night.
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 15, 2024 12:04 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 15, 2024 12:05 AM (D6PGr)
Posted by: spindrift at November 15, 2024 12:05 AM (m/egL)
Posted by: mindful webworker
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It was a money maker. Alex wouldn't lose audience. Why not?
Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2024 12:05 AM (B/Bn+)
Posted by: scampydog at November 15, 2024 12:05 AM (41CYW)
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We used to have British quart 40oz bottles available too in bars at least.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 15, 2024 12:05 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: coyne at November 15, 2024 12:06 AM (OaRnr)
What is actually going on is big Harma is buying massive numbers of spots on cable to make sure that no one meddles with "the primal forces of nature" since no business will say bad things about their most lucrative customer. And if they kill a bunch of kids, well, that gets reported on Rebel news maybe , not MSNBC where people will see it.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 14, 2024 11:49 PM (D7oie)
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Good points. Also, the drug ads are tightly-regulated as-is. Everything in them is pretty boilerplate, which is why they all sound so odd. You can’t make claims about a drug that have not been proven to the FDA’s satisfaction. It’s not a big blow to free speech to further restrict or ban ads.
Another major issue parallel to the ads are drug reps bribing doctors. It’s insane we allow this.
Posted by: Avena sativa at November 15, 2024 12:06 AM (4qKFc)
Posted by: mnw at November 15, 2024 12:02 AM (NLIak)
15 movies
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 15, 2024 12:06 AM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 15, 2024 12:07 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: scampydog at November 15, 2024 12:04 AM (41CYW)
That sounds like a fun family. You're very blessed. I'm happy for you!
Posted by: Stateless at November 15, 2024 12:07 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: mindful webworker - ho ho huh? at November 15, 2024 12:07 AM (DfINC)
If memory serves....not one of my favorite episodes...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
Hail, hail, fire and snow.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2024 12:08 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: CA Token at November 15, 2024 12:09 AM (2+yws)
This is especially probable because some of Shakespeare's plays were made into movies 10 times EACH (Macbeth; Romeo & Juliet; Hamlet).
Posted by: mnw at November 15, 2024 12:10 AM (NLIak)
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The Fosters Oil Can had a run.
Posted by: scampydog at November 15, 2024 12:10 AM (41CYW)
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We used to have British quart 40oz bottles available too in bars at least.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 15, 2024 12:05 AM (hovnC)
Up until last year, my beer store carried bottles of 1.75 liters of Labatt Maximum Ice 7.1%.
Damn, I miss those.
Posted by: Stateless at November 15, 2024 12:10 AM (jvJvP)
Hang the crooks and the others will straighten up.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2024 12:10 AM (B/Bn+)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 15, 2024 12:11 AM (h7ER3)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 15, 2024 12:11 AM (mH6SG)
Now, you're anxious and Depressed, take DD. Now can't get a hard on, take EE.
And all this happened because someone told
You some number on a lab test was "abnormal,"
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 14, 2024 11:55 PM (q/wq/)
Also not in the business of doing much safety testing or monitoring of their products. They will knowingly keep bad drugs on the market for years because the extra profit they make more than pays the fines and lawsuit settlements. They don’t go to prison and pharma execs make huge bonuses on successful drugs.
Posted by: Avena sativa at November 15, 2024 12:12 AM (4qKFc)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2024 12:13 AM (B/Bn+)
Posted by: mnw at November 15, 2024 12:10 AM (NLIak)
Sure, but that's more like comparing a screenwriter with a novelist.
Plays are meant to be staged (whether in a theater, or on film), novels not necessarily.
Posted by: spindrift at November 15, 2024 12:14 AM (m/egL)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2024 12:15 AM (B/Bn+)
Hang the crooks and the others will straighten up.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2024 12:10 AM (B/Bn+)
You’re right, but it’s still pretty bad. The problem is, there’s no real punishment of pharma companies or execs for doing bad things, and the FDA is set up—by design—to fail. The FDA can’t tell you which drugs are safe or which are killing people, because they don’t know themselves.
In spite of all of this, many good drugs make it to market, and many good people work in the industry. But it needs a thorough cleansing, starting with the FDA.
Posted by: Avena sativa at November 15, 2024 12:17 AM (4qKFc)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 15, 2024 12:17 AM (AW6rC)
I have no doubt there's Big Pharma, but I also believe in pharma. There are medications out there that are improving and prolonging people's lives.
The things I hate are the treatments for every psychological tic, like Adult ADHD whatever that is.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 15, 2024 12:18 AM (h/5b/)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2024 12:18 AM (B/Bn+)
Posted by: Huey Lewis at November 15, 2024 12:18 AM (m/egL)
Posted by: mnw at November 15, 2024 12:10 AM (NLIak)
73 films.
He wrote 38 plays.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 15, 2024 12:19 AM (D6PGr)
And sometimes a really good drug comes along and doctors and patients use it in situations it is not called for, but is still helpful. Great results.
Viagra
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 15, 2024 12:19 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: mnw at November 15, 2024 12:10 AM (NLIak)
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Aaaah! Hot potato, orchestra stalls, Puck will make amends!
Oooow!
Posted by: Keanrick and Mossop at November 15, 2024 12:21 AM (z0QHk)
Sorry. The distinction you draw makes no sense to me.
Any original work of fiction that gets made into a film counts in my view.
Only a minority of "Shakespeare movies" are just pointing a camera at the stage. Usually the plays are starting points, just like novels are.
Posted by: mnw at November 15, 2024 12:21 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 15, 2024 12:21 AM (D6PGr)
Still not outside on the towel on the porch.
7 weeks in.
Outside cats are a potential heartache everytime I let them outside although they stay around the house. Beautiful cats. Love them though....
Posted by: Stateless at November 15, 2024 12:22 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 15, 2024 12:25 AM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2024 12:18 AM (B/Bn+)
I remember. I will never willingly use another Pfizer product because of this.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 15, 2024 12:25 AM (qOMJx)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 15, 2024 12:25 AM (hovnC)
"Four drugs SGLT inhibitors, metformin, bisphosphonates and GLP-1 - all FDA approved to treat specific health conditions , will be used off-label as preventatives for an array of age-related diseases."
Haven't parsed it out but the concept is coming around. Also, it's very difficult to find what off label usage they do with each drug.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2024 12:26 AM (B/Bn+)
Posted by: coyne at November 15, 2024 12:27 AM (OaRnr)
That's fine. I won't change your mind, and you won't change mine.
Posted by: spindrift at November 15, 2024 12:27 AM (m/egL)
Retire to your fainting couch & suk a dik-- just like your screen name hero used to do. Don't forget to clean your moustache next time.
No more contributions to your cat charity, btw. Can I get my first one back?
Posted by: mnw at November 15, 2024 12:27 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: eleven at November 15, 2024 12:28 AM (fV+MH)
Posted by: mnw at November 15, 2024 12:29 AM (NLIak)
- GWP Headline
By God, at 98 I think old Dick my get his wish.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
Oh. Well then. I hope he lives to be 102.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 15, 2024 12:30 AM (jrKun)
Why would I CARE about changing your mind?
Posted by: mnw at November 15, 2024 12:29 AM (NLIak
It's the INTERNET!
We MUST win!
Posted by: Stateless at November 15, 2024 12:31 AM (jvJvP)
I’m fairly sure at least one of the major liberal slush funds like the Tides Foundation was involved. Someone should do some real journalism on that, but I’m not holding my breath.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 15, 2024 12:31 AM (QZThv)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 15, 2024 12:25 AM (hovnC)
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Aaaah! Hot potato, orchestra stalls, Puck will make amends!
Ooow!
Posted by: Keanrick and Mossop at November 15, 2024 12:32 AM (z0QHk)
Best part is 75% of CNN’s revenue is pharma ads. CNN would literally cease to exist without it.
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald
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Boner pill ads are the worst.
Wife sees them and thinks you need them.
What? You used to be happy with 90 seconds?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 15, 2024 12:33 AM (/lPRQ)
Someone on X asked why anyone would care what “Penis Van Lesbian” had to say. Regardless, actuarial tables suggest he won’t see all 4 years of GEOTUS.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 15, 2024 12:34 AM (QZThv)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 15, 2024 12:31 AM (QZThv)
So much of recent(ish) history of our nation that we will probably never know. I guess that's how it's been throughout history, but we're used to assuming the facts will come out fairly quickly.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 15, 2024 12:34 AM (s9EYN)
It's perfect for him.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 15, 2024 12:35 AM (MeG8a)
I got a late start today. Checked the mower fuel tank and found I only had three quarter's of a tank. Went to top off the tank and found I didn't have a drop of gasoline in all my spare gas cans. Going to town and getting gas would mean I would run out of daylight.
Hopped on the mower and got started. I was expecting the engine to sputter and die at any second, but got finished just at dusk. Checked the tank and had just a film of gas left in the bottom. I am grateful for the small things.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 15, 2024 12:36 AM (h7ER3)
I’m fairly sure at least one of the major liberal slush funds like the Tides Foundation was involved. Someone should do some real journalism on that, but I’m not holding my breath.
Posted by: Ian S.
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Alex explained it on a Tucker interview. I can't but he made it clear that he did not do any of the things he was convicted of.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2024 12:36 AM (B/Bn+)
His current show Tulsa King is great, btw. Reminds me of Lillyhammer, but with more heart, less comedy.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 15, 2024 12:37 AM (OTdqV)
Brilliant, eloquent champion of our cultural patrimony. I had the great pleasure of hearing him speak at a meeting in New York several years ago. He is also gracious and charming in person.
Posted by: Beverly at November 15, 2024 12:37 AM (Epeb0)
- GWP Headline
By God, at 98 I think old Dick my get his wish.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 14, 2024 11:45 PM (/lPRQ)
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I wouldn't wish him dead, but I wouldn't pretend to miss him, either.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 15, 2024 12:37 AM (QdGJh)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 15, 2024 12:39 AM (VQQA3)
His current show Tulsa King is great, btw. Reminds me of Lillyhammer, but with more heart, less comedy.
Posted by: vmom"
Plus I think he started the gerbil rumor about Richard Gere which just isn't right and I'm just sick about it.
Posted by: eleven at November 15, 2024 12:39 AM (fV+MH)
Wife sees them and thinks you need them.
What? You used to be happy with 90 seconds?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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A bit of family humor. I had some shares of ICOS (not life changing amount) in the newlywed years with scampywife. There were jokes, of course. They developed Cialis, Lilly bought them out. Scampywife and I laugh about the jokes when boner commercials are on.
Posted by: scampydog at November 15, 2024 12:39 AM (41CYW)
Everyone, it's been good, have a nice evening. 'night.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2024 12:41 AM (B/Bn+)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 15, 2024 12:37 AM (QdGJh
What if we made it a two day holiday with 12 servings of free booze?
Posted by: Stateless at November 15, 2024 12:41 AM (jvJvP)
This guy is my personal "Mandela Effect". I could've sworn he died during the first COVID wave, because I distinctly remember "working" from home and watching a random Dick Van Dyke Show episode on YouTube (in the comments section, the first one was "Well, they can't all be gems."), because he was in the news for having just expired.
I guess he came up in some discussion for another reason.
Posted by: spindrift at November 15, 2024 12:42 AM (m/egL)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 15, 2024 12:36 AM (B/Bn+)
Which is why, when Gaetz was accused of human trafficking, I waited to see the outcome before condemning him even though anti-trafficking is one of my main interests. And I wasn't surprised when it came out about a year ago that it was a blackmail scheme. Frustratingly, at least one of the major anti-trafficking orgs has managed to remain completely ignorant of that part of the story.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 15, 2024 12:43 AM (s9EYN)
Because of Trump?
Posted by: eleven at November 15, 2024 12:44 AM (fV+MH)
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 15, 2024 12:46 AM (OTdqV)
Posted by: eleven at November 15, 2024 12:47 AM (fV+MH)
Posted by: eleven at November 15, 2024 12:47 AM (fV+MH)
Vaguely surprised SouthPark hasn't already provided a sample.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 15, 2024 12:49 AM (s9EYN)
https://tinyurl.com/yrvaw5fb
Posted by: Ciampino - Gov. is lethal at November 15, 2024 12:50 AM (i0xsb)
Because of Trump?
Posted by: eleven at November 15, 2024 12:44 AM (fV+MH)
For those who remember...
http://tiny.cc/z0fvzz
Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 15, 2024 12:51 AM (Cbio9)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 15, 2024 12:53 AM (Sgq8y)
I'm surprised he still got to be in movies and star in Tulsa King after such a transgression.
Posted by: spindrift at November 15, 2024 12:53 AM (m/egL)
cablecars
https://mol.im/a/14084943
Posted by: Ciampino - Find a market for shit & used needles at November 15, 2024 12:54 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: eleven at November 15, 2024 12:55 AM (fV+MH)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at November 15, 2024 12:55 AM (WvGHv)
We live in the most exceptional country on the planet, populated by an extraordinary people who are governed, not ruled by a political system unique in history. We have on occasion met with and prevailed over issues even more serious than the present, with an unbroken record of success. It's become a significant part of our heritage to continue the struggle of our predecessors to ensure our Republic endures. I submit that when the dust settles on this one, we'll have scored another victory, and this Republic will indeed endure.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at November 15, 2024 12:58 AM (hKoQL)
Posted by: coyne at November 15, 2024 12:58 AM (OaRnr)
Posted by: Ciampino - It's what they are MAPping at November 15, 2024 12:59 AM (i0xsb)
Because of Trump?
Posted by: eleven at November 15, 2024 12:44 AM (fV+MH)
It's like Don Le-moan declaring on X he's leaving the platform -- 3 times. Lefties love them some drama. Probably why most actors are lefties.
Posted by: RickZ at November 15, 2024 01:00 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: P'Nut at November 15, 2024 01:02 AM (mH6SG)
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 15, 2024 01:02 AM (pAbDW)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at November 15, 2024 12:55 AM (WvGHv)
The robot historians, digging through the rubble of our civilization, will find a cache of King books. Unclear on the concept of fiction, they will assume each book is a description of a close call for humanity. They will conclude the reason humanity was wiped out was due to a good guy finally not winning in the final chapter.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 15, 2024 01:03 AM (h7ER3)
Posted by: coyne at November 15, 2024 01:04 AM (OaRnr)
https://mol.im/a/14084065
So, happens to be living in TX but is really just another stinky jihadi. Funding from where?
Posted by: Ciampino - How did he end up in the USA? at November 15, 2024 01:05 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 15, 2024 01:03 AM (h7ER3)
Alien archeologists in the future, upon finding thousands of Roman Colisseums all over the world, determined we were a very violent race that never progressed. We killed for entertainment.
Posted by: RickZ at November 15, 2024 01:08 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at November 15, 2024 12:55 AM (WvGHv)
Probably not, but you never know. There might be some weird cult with a few followers around The Stand.
Posted by: coyne at November 15, 2024 01:09 AM (OaRnr)
Posted by: scampydog at November 15, 2024 01:11 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 14, 2024 11:45 PM (/lPRQ)
I suggested earlier that he offer to ride shotgun with Bono.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2024 01:16 AM (VN7Rp)
Posted by: RickZ at November 15, 2024 01:08 AM (gKDq2)
Wait, is that wrong?
Posted by: The Gamesters of Triskelion at November 15, 2024 01:18 AM (m/egL)
Posted by: Ciampino - The cops don't use soft gloves there at November 15, 2024 01:22 AM (i0xsb)
Violence breaks out at Paris stadium during Israeli football match
https://mol.im/a/14084503
Posted by: Ciampino - beatings will continue at November 15, 2024 01:23 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 15, 2024 01:26 AM (lPeS+)
https://mol.im/a/14084065
On second thoughts, could this be another FBI instigated, FBI funded and FBI staffed 'sting'?
Posted by: Ciampino - see, we're hard at work at November 15, 2024 01:26 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: coyne at November 15, 2024 01:29 AM (OaRnr)
Posted by: Ciampino - ha ha ha ha ha at November 15, 2024 01:32 AM (i0xsb)
Is everybody here absolutely certain that Jeffery Epstein is dead? Or Osama bin Laden?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2024 01:33 AM (1kzRy)
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The guys that do those ads have a distinctly 'odd' air about them. The women?, sluts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2024 01:36 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
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Agreed. We, the Political Right, have been force-fed nothing but shitburgers since oblahblah was first installed. "Unity" my ass! That SOB began tearing down the country as soon & fast as he could... Just think what GOOD he could've accomplished, if *that* had been his goal! smh.
Out of respect for PDJT, I will keep my tits calm for a while, sit back and let things unfold while he & his new Cabinet try to sort things out. Let's see how the first 100 days go...
Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2024 01:36 AM (njWTi)
Is everybody here absolutely certain that Jeffery Epstein is dead? Or Osama bin Laden?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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General Harrison, otoh...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 15, 2024 01:38 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: coyne at November 15, 2024 01:41 AM (OaRnr)
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Or so the Germans would have us believe.
Posted by: ... at November 15, 2024 01:41 AM (7HyDs)
Pulled sweeper 'round the yard & got leaves up off the grass. Yay, me! Next, raking out the edges & narrow spots where sweeper won't reach. Ugh, sounds like work! LOL.
Should have another dry day or two to finish up, then put the yard machines away until Spring. Whew.
Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2024 01:49 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2024 01:54 AM (1kzRy)
Posted by: ... at November 15, 2024 01:41 AM (7HyDs)
Germans, for all their efficiency, were laggards in the murder game. Others did it better.
Posted by: coyne at November 15, 2024 01:55 AM (OaRnr)
Mindful, I'm not going to make it till your post, I'll catch the link tomorrow. …
Posted by: Braenyard
I'll try not to disappoint.😁
YouTube recommended this. It sounds pretty, and she's pretty, but poor acoustics and poor enunciation, I strain to make out the words, but can't even tell if she's speaking English or what. Well, anyway…
https://youtu.be/vCQZemNlIwI
G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - or is it my speakers? Or my ears? at November 15, 2024 01:55 AM (gWEdQ)
Glad you got home safely!
Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2024 01:56 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2024 01:57 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2024 01:56 AM (njWTi)
Thanks! Fortunately, traffic was very light.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2024 02:03 AM (1kzRy)
Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2024 01:57 AM (njWTi)
Troubleshooting is mostly process of elimination. Repairing is a feel. So it may take longer.
Posted by: coyne at November 15, 2024 02:05 AM (OaRnr)
Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2024 02:15 AM (njWTi)
Landed. Home.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2024 02:18 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2024 02:18 AM (1kzRy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 15, 2024 02:19 AM (1kzRy)
Yay, terra firma, Blonde Morticia!
Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2024 02:21 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 15, 2024 02:24 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jim at November 15, 2024 02:26 AM (Xo+UM)
Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2024 02:26 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 15, 2024 02:27 AM (ynpvh)
All of my tools are for sale. Garage full of 'em. Too much to list.
Show up with box truck. Hand me $1,500. You Load. (...alas, I can't).
Drive off with more than you dared ever thought.
Price, for Horde Only.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 15, 2024 02:28 AM (Xo+UM)
Posted by: Jim
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Woo! Now I'm blushing....
Tell me you hit 'post' prematurely, LOL!
Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2024 02:28 AM (njWTi)
Alas, I am FAR AWAY (over 2100 miles) and do not own a trailer.
Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2024 02:30 AM (njWTi)
How you doing, Jim in Kali? Better, I hope!
Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2024 02:26 AM (njWTi)
Mostly stayed home today. Still tired. BP running on low side. Messes to (eventually) clean...it's called a dishwasher, kids! Too tired to pan-fry marinated meat I bought, so cooked in oven; not as tasty, but still pretty good.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 15, 2024 02:31 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Nightwatch
May the Lord send your roots rain …
Posted by: Adriane the 80s Music Critic . . . at November 15, 2024 02:35 AM (TX4bP)
I totally get it.
At least weather is cooler now, so oven use is way up at our house. Kali, probly not so much?
Love those *stick it in the oven & set a timer* meals-- really helps when I'm tired/busy.
Get well soon!
Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2024 02:37 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 15, 2024 02:41 AM (ynpvh)
I *did* stand up on my hind legs and do the chicken breasts in the skillet. Yay, me.
Only to find that I'm going to start running the damn things through the blender to make a pudding for dinner.
Really sucks when chewing one's food becomes too much "work", to enjoy dinner.
Chewing wise, I could really, really enjoy about a 4 oz. steak. The rest would go into a doggie bag, for a 2nd try, later.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 15, 2024 02:44 AM (Xo+UM)
It's 30s-40s overnight here now, looking at 40s-50s highs next week and some rain/snow mix next couple of nights.
I just pray the damned pellet heater doesn't break down beyond my ability to repair. Otherwise, all is hunky-dory.
Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2024 02:46 AM (njWTi)
HOLY MOLY, Jim SND!!!
Oh, I'm so very sorry... "it" is advancing that quickly?!
More prayers on the way!
Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2024 02:50 AM (njWTi)
I *did* stand up on my hind legs and do the chicken breasts in the skillet. Yay, me.
Only to find that I'm going to start running the damn things through the blender to make a pudding for dinner.
Really sucks when chewing one's food becomes too much "work", to enjoy dinner.
Chewing wise, I could really, really enjoy about a 4 oz. steak. The rest would go into a doggie bag, for a 2nd try, later.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 15, 2024 02:44 AM (Xo+UM)
Prayers, Jim.
I am reminded how luxurious having blended and strained chicken noodle soup tasted after a few days of clear liquid diet at the hospital...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 15, 2024 02:54 AM (ynpvh)
Prior to. Why would Superman even NEED medical attention?
My Dr. of +15 years said, "I was his most boring patient". Never presented with symptoms, problems or complaints. Other than longstanding B.P. meds, NOTHING.
Last Dr. appt, 6 months ago. 216lb. Presented at E.R., three weeks ago. 175 lbs. And the lost was muscle, not fat. Didn't have all much of that, to spare.
And, WEAK. Kitten, weak. No endurance. TxMoMeet, doc Aviator gave me a 10 min look, and chewed my ass straight to the E.R. on Monday.
So, here we are. Here I am.
I can still cook. I can still drive. I can still type and rant here at the Horde.
So far, so good!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 15, 2024 02:59 AM (Xo+UM)
Aw, man... You sound like my hubby. Superman, indeed!
Had to *drag him* to Dr., when his legs & abdomen were so swollen and he could barely walk... "I'm FINE! I don't need a doctor!" Uh-huh.
Sorry to hear of your diagnosis, Jim. That truly sucks. I hope they're wrong and that you prove them so.
Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2024 03:05 AM (njWTi)
Year ago, I had Popeye forearms. Hand-strength of a steelworker. Thighs and calves of an Olympian.
When I began to resemble a "camp" survivor, I knew I wasn't right. When I couldn't do 20 min of welding and grinding, I knew I wasn't right.
Years pasts, I'd show up at the TxMoMeet with 25 guns and 10k rds ammo, and 200 lbs asst. gear.
This year, I came with only my folding rocking chair. I knew I was in no shape to RSO the firing lines, or even to shoot thereon.
Was happy to eat, sip, and be Moron.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 15, 2024 03:11 AM (Xo+UM)
I felt like such a puss today, begrudging my lot as I worked alone in the yard. It wasn't supposed to be this way, ya know?
At least one of us can still *do* here. For how long? Who knows.
But here we are.
Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2024 03:12 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at November 15, 2024 03:14 AM (njWTi)
Jim, I said it a few nights ago, but I'll say it again in case you had logged off. If it gets to the point where you can't type, just drop your fist on the keyboard to let us know you're here. We'll consider you part of the conversation, although none of us can imitate your style!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 15, 2024 03:23 AM (lCaJd)
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