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Sexual Assaulter and Gay Pincushion Clown Don LeMon Dramatically Announces Three Times He's Leaving Twitter, Never to Come Back

Sure, Sexual Assailant.

Sure.

lemonflounce.jpg
Via Twitchy


First, he dropped a video declaration of his intent to leave. He's very exercised that the new X terms of service call for any lawsuits involving X to be brought in a local court in Texas (X moved there). This is a standard thing companies do but which the highly-informed Don LeMon thinks is an innovation that Elon Musk just came up with.

He was also upset that X is no longer the place for honest debates, which is the left's way of saying they're upset that it does allow for honest debates. They want rigged debates, where dissenters are either banned outright or forbidden to make their arguments.

Because he didn't get the engagement she was looking for, Don LeMon then posted a formal written Notice of Intent to Leave X.


He then posted that you can follow him on the small leftwing Twitter competitor BlueSky.

But of course you can still follow him on X, because he'll literally never leave.

Oh, and welcome to almost the end of the week.

It's a very slow news day. Trump f***ed me by pumping out all of his nominations yesterday instead of spreading them out over a few days.


Bonus: Here's this tedious tendentious pansy bothering actual men on the street with his preening narcissism and immoral superiority.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:25 PM




Comments

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1 Meep
Meep!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 14, 2024 01:25 PM (Gh8gt)

2 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 14, 2024 01:25 PM (eY/fy)

3 I love all the flouncing from X.

It warms the cockles of my cold, cold heart.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 14, 2024 01:26 PM (Gh8gt)

4 Joy Reid abandoned X.

They joy is lost.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 14, 2024 01:27 PM (eY/fy)

5 Adios LeMon

No one will miss you.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2024 01:27 PM (MABMJ)

6 Umm who , and who cares? Is the most common response.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2024 01:27 PM (YbbtK)

7 He was also upset that X is no longer the place for honest debates, which is the left's way of saying they're upset that it does allow for honest debates. They want rigged debates, where dissenters are either banned outright or forbidden to make their arguments.

=======

"Community notes telling my audience that I outright lied means that I can't have an honest debate on X."
-Translation

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

8
If a lemon drops in the forest, does it make a sound?

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 14, 2024 01:27 PM (+oR7L)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:27 PM (tjClK)

10 Buh bye.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 14, 2024 01:27 PM (KcwUg)

11 It's a very slow news day. Trump f***ed me by pumping out all of his nominations yesterday instead of spreading them out over a few days.

=======

We still don't know who his poet laureate will be!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 01:28 PM (GBKbO)

12 Most of these announced departures will be back in a month or two. Book it.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 14, 2024 01:28 PM (CwhoI)

13 Irrelevant 'man' declares relevancy. Becomes irrelevant.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:28 PM (tjClK)

14 Dramatically?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 14, 2024 01:28 PM (PdqMB)

15 First a video about leaving, and now a written statement? This is more notice than we got from Biden when he dropped out of the race. pic.twitter.com/eHZoufzIqm

— Justine Bateman (@JustineBateman) November 14, 2024

==

so based , so funny!

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 01:28 PM (V13WU)

16 >>Trump f***ed me


Finally. Ace gets tapped for a meaningful position.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2024 01:28 PM (z/jjr)

17 Can we say that lemonjello's fingers smell of shit?

Posted by: Ciampino - the bastards are super ingenious eh at November 14, 2024 01:28 PM (i0xsb)

18 Don LeMon Dramatically Announces Three Times He's Leaving Twitter, Never to Come Back



Dude.Seriously. It's X, not an airport.

No need to announce your departure.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 14, 2024 01:28 PM (OIPBq)

19 I hate to be a broken record but still no vic on absent friends, Ace.

I don't know who else to complain to.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 01:28 PM (aD39U)

20
Me: Hey Don, do you know who else left Twitter?

Don: No.

Me: EXACTLY

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 01:28 PM (ksjMr)

21 Don LeMon is still around? Still whoring for attention and likes? He's the bloody fecal cum stains left on the mattress after a bunch of crackhead hobos who haven't showered in a month train each other in a tent city.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2024 01:28 PM (iFTx/)

22 I have a feeling they will virtually all be back within a year.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2024 01:28 PM (YbbtK)

23 Hold it! Next man makes a post, the black guy gets it!

Posted by: SMOD at November 14, 2024 01:28 PM (RHGPo)

24 Don't let the doorknob hit you in the prostate.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 14, 2024 01:29 PM (ifc07)

25 Drama Queen.

Posted by: davidt at November 14, 2024 01:29 PM (i0F8b)

26 First a video about leaving, and now a written statement? This is more notice than we got from Biden when he dropped out of the race. pic.twitter.com/eHZoufzIqm

— Justine Bateman (@JustineBateman) November 14, 2024



Wow. She's suddenly become very vocal.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:29 PM (tjClK)

27 Racist much?

Joy Reid Urges Progressive White Women Against Inviting Black Women To Anti-Trump Protest Marches

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 14, 2024 01:29 PM (L/fGl)

28 Speaking of Geraldo throwing up in his mouth , I vurped a bit when I read "nood Don Lemon"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2024 01:29 PM (/y7Fe)

29 This is my first of 9,238 comments on why I am leaving Ace of Spades HQ.

I am leaving because we do not talk about building shelves enough.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 14, 2024 01:29 PM (ig8VZ)

30 BlueSky?

No media site called BrownHole?

Posted by: Stateless at November 14, 2024 01:29 PM (jvJvP)

31 It's a very slow news day. Trump f***ed me by pumping out all of his nominations yesterday instead of spreading them out over a few days.

Ripping the bandaid off, ace. It gives the woke and terminally opposed one moment in time to lose their shite. It is kindness, really, it lets them go back to being miserable the rest of the time.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 14, 2024 01:29 PM (D7oie)

32 This is like when you're five years old and keep telling your family you are going to run away from home and never do it.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 14, 2024 01:29 PM (NZnln)

33 I'm out, y'all -

You can follow me over on GRINDR!

Posted by: Don Lemon at November 14, 2024 01:29 PM (z/jjr)

34 Ace, lead story on the Daily Mail right now. Snow White has opened her big mouth again: https://tinyurl.com/43jcxnck

Posted by: beckster at November 14, 2024 01:29 PM (NLtte)

35
When did Joy Behar change her name?

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 01:29 PM (ksjMr)

36 Bullet the BlueSky.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:29 PM (tjClK)

37 Oooh! He'p me, he'p me! Somebody he'p me! He'p me! He'p me! He'p me!

Posted by: SMOD at November 14, 2024 01:29 PM (RHGPo)

38 Elon could make a lot of money by adding an unflounce fee for letting these people flouncing away now back onto X. Done well, it could finance a new generation of Starships.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 14, 2024 01:29 PM (VNX3d)

39 "It's a very slow news day. Trump f***ed me by pumping out all of his nominations yesterday instead of spreading them out over a few days."

But do you feel like you need a shower or a cigarette is the real question?

Posted by: WhiteRook45 at November 14, 2024 01:30 PM (7/Jho)

40 I've been in a funk since I heard the news... can't eat, can't sleep, just spend all day crying. Whatever will I do without tweets from someone I wouldn't know existed if Ace didn't mock him?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2024 01:30 PM (ExV1e)

41 Because he didn't get the engagement she was looking for, Don LeMon then posted a formal written Notice of Intent to Leave X.

LOL

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 14, 2024 01:30 PM (KcwUg)

42 He calls his small podcast/YouTube community "Lemon Country", and his fans "Lemonheads".

It's...something.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 14, 2024 01:30 PM (JCZqz)

43 Not even declaring his relevancy- just declaring his intent to be relevant somewhere else. Maybe.

It is like a second string high school football player declaring his intent to play for IU.

Ok, sparky. Thanks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 14, 2024 01:30 PM (zZu0s)

44 Oh no...

anyway

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 14, 2024 01:30 PM (xcxpd)

45 Man, I hate going to a new thread and having to see dumb Don Lemon's dumb face.

Be better, Ace. Be better.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 14, 2024 01:30 PM (z0QHk)

46 Don, try painting yourself green. It might work.

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 14, 2024 01:30 PM (QSrLX)

47 Marc Andreessen @pmarca Nov 13
X needs a Dramatic Exit button. 😆

https://tinyurl.com/233pxn39
Larson cartoon!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 01:30 PM (hovnC)

48 Damn I thought the headline was going to say ‘ leave the country…’

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 01:31 PM (D6PGr)

49 It’s called ‘covering your ass’, something he’s never done before.

Posted by: Eromero at November 14, 2024 01:31 PM (jgmnb)

50 @donlemon


Who?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 01:31 PM (aD39U)

51 Flounce away!

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2024 01:31 PM (Aqu9a)

52 The flouncers are back to lying again. Lemon, among others. is calling Trump's DEI demolition program "reparations for white people".

He's "quitting" X because he can't tolerate the blowback to his posts.

Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2024 01:31 PM (rj6Yv)

53 He calls his small podcast/YouTube community "Lemon Country", and his fans "Lemonheads".

It's...something.
Posted by: Moron Analyst


We'll be contacting our lawyers.

Posted by: Ferrara Candy at November 14, 2024 01:31 PM (hB7mE)

54 Look what else left X:

https://tinyurl.com/3demz3ns

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 14, 2024 01:31 PM (eY/fy)

55 welcome to almost the end of the week

90 minutes baybee!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2024 01:31 PM (ExV1e)

56 BlueSky?

Sounds Russian.

Posted by: muldoon at November 14, 2024 01:31 PM (991eG)

57 8
If a lemon drops in the forest, does it make a sound?

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 14, 2024 01:27 PM (+oR7L)
----
What's this about lemon drops, eh?

Posted by: Ciampino - are those gummies? at November 14, 2024 01:31 PM (i0xsb)

58
Well, bye.

Posted by: Curley Bill Brocius at November 14, 2024 01:31 PM (y9nCu)

59 Bullet the BlueSky.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:29 PM (tjClK)


You asked for.....
Nope -- not gonna do it.

Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 01:31 PM (N0dT2)

60 >> Elon could make a lot of money by

Publishing the history of deleted posts of anyone who closes their account. For at least 24 hours.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2024 01:31 PM (z/jjr)

61 November 2, Biden: MAGA Republicans "are the kind of guys you'd like to smack in the ass."


Gulty as charged.
(just capping off the AoS ass theme)

Posted by: banana Dream at November 14, 2024 01:31 PM (0Q4vB)

62 Justine Bateman bringing the cruelty. Interesting development.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 14, 2024 01:31 PM (fs1hN)

63 Breaking: Zerohedge is reporting that Trump, in his tax plan, is planning to fully repeal the EV auto credit...aka, the one Tesla doesn't get. Needless to say, Musk is 100% on board with this plan...as we all should be...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 14, 2024 01:32 PM (exHjb)

64 Hey, Green new heels up for governor. If it works in California it can work who knows where.

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 14, 2024 01:32 PM (QSrLX)

65 X is better without David French the Apostate, Servant of Satan. Lemon's departure will likely improve X as well.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 14, 2024 01:32 PM (PdqMB)

66 >>> 19 I hate to be a broken record but still no vic on absent friends, Ace.

I don't know who else to complain to.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 01:28 PM (aD39U)

Maybe he's thinking if he doesn't post it, none of us will follow Vic...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 14, 2024 01:32 PM (KcwUg)

67 I think I've seen this movie before ...

Taylor Lorenz: (formerly of WaPo)

Over the past several days, Meta's Threads has become inundated with liberal election fraud conspiracies.

The conspiracies range from skepticism about vote tallies in key swing states, to allegations of a criminal coverup by Biden to force the Democrats to lose in order to (somehow eventually?) take down Trump, to claims of Russian interference with voting technology.

One pervasive conspiracy as of Saturday morning centered around Elon Musk, alleging that the billionaire hacked the election through his Starlink satellite internet company, which conspiracy theorists claim is part of the voting machine supply chain.

Posted by: SMOD at November 14, 2024 01:32 PM (RHGPo)

68 surely it would be like Don Lemon disappearing into a black hole

Posted by: Kindltot at November 14, 2024 01:32 PM (D7oie)

69 They're leaving twitter because they can't take the gloating. They don't realize how funny we think that is.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 01:32 PM (ksjMr)

70 He's "quitting" X because he can't tolerate the blowback to his posts


But, in his personal life, Don Lemon is good with blowback

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 14, 2024 01:32 PM (ig8VZ)

71 Nothing like a good Drama Queen flounce.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 14, 2024 01:32 PM (tT6L1)

72 I am leaving because we do not talk about building shelves enough.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 14, 2024 01:29 PM (ig8VZ)

Hear, hear!

Boobs do not get their proper portion either!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 14, 2024 01:32 PM (zZu0s)

73 You asked for.....
Nope -- not gonna do it.
Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 01:31 PM (N0dT2)



Thank you. I actually slightly pissed myself off posting that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:32 PM (tjClK)

74 He calls his small podcast/YouTube community "Lemon Country", and his fans "Lemonheads".

It's...something.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 14, 2024 01:30 PM (JCZqz)

I wonder what he calls his parties?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2024 01:32 PM (Aqu9a)

75 https://tinyurl.com/233pxn39
Larson cartoon!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC)


Copyright notice says "Leigh Randall" (maybe).

Not quite Larson's style anyway.

Posted by: Ferrara Candy at November 14, 2024 01:32 PM (hB7mE)

76 I shan't believe it!

U.S. and Israel Report Hamas Blocking Hostage Deal

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 14, 2024 01:33 PM (L/fGl)

77 Imagine what Don says to the mirror every morning.

I'm thin enough, I'm beautiful enough and people care about my every move.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2024 01:33 PM (jyAD3)

78 Breaking911 @Breaking911 Nov 13
The left is totally melting down right now. There's nothing else to describe this.

https://tinyurl.com/yb4xtj77
45 seconds

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 4h
Don Lemon and Pete Hegseth once had similar jobs on news networks.

Pete got promoted to Secretary of Defense.

Don hasn't figured out how to hold his phone to make a selfie video.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 01:33 PM (hovnC)

79 The "say it three times" thing predates Beetlejuice, ya know.

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 14, 2024 01:33 PM (QSrLX)

80 68 surely it would be like Don Lemon disappearing into a black hole
Posted by: Kindltot at November 14, 2024 01:32 PM (D7oie)

Talk dirty to me...

Posted by: Pete Buttigege at November 14, 2024 01:33 PM (zZu0s)

81 1 Meep
Meep!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 14, 2024 01:25 PM (Gh8gt)


Meep meep, phagz, even.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 14, 2024 01:33 PM (gKWVE)

82 "Trump f***ed me"

Hopefully we'll be hearing a lot of that from the folx who've got it coming.

Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at November 14, 2024 01:33 PM (Q8V7a)

83 "Trump f***ed me..."

Are we not gonna talk about this accusation from Ace???

Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 01:34 PM (N0dT2)

84 Ate one sour too.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2024 01:34 PM (63Dwl)

85 BlueSky.

Isn't that what got Charlie Sheen in trouble in Wall Street?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:34 PM (tjClK)

86 Didn't Trump tell Hamas that if they don't release Americans by the time he takes office we are coming into the fight?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 01:34 PM (aD39U)

87 hate to be a broken record but still no vic on absent friends, Ace.

I don't know who else to complain to.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 01:28 PM (aD39U)

maybe there is a reason ?

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 01:34 PM (V13WU)

88 I am really leaving know, guys. For real this time! I am walking toward the door!

Good heavens, Don. Leave already via con dios.

Posted by: Piper at November 14, 2024 01:34 PM (pZEOD)

89 >>> 40 I've been in a funk since I heard the news... can't eat, can't sleep, just spend all day crying. Whatever will I do without tweets from someone I wouldn't know existed if Ace didn't mock him?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2024 01:30 PM (ExV1e)

Style Guide fail!

You're supposed to tell us your *toddler* told *you* this.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 14, 2024 01:34 PM (KcwUg)

90 I looked the link from andycanuck and my first impressions was, "why is Urkle doing a twitter video?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 14, 2024 01:34 PM (tT6L1)

91 "Community notes telling my audience that I outright lied with links providing proof means that I can't have an honest debate on X."
-Translation
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

-- minor addendum

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2024 01:34 PM (ExV1e)

92 I wonder what he calls his parties?
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2024 01:32 PM (Aqu9a)
----------
Lemon Squeezies?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 14, 2024 01:34 PM (z0QHk)

93 The "say it three times" thing predates Beetlejuice, ya know.
Posted by: 80's music fan at November 14, 2024 01:33 PM (QSrLX)



Suckers walk.
Money talks.

But you can't touch my three lock box.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:35 PM (tjClK)

94 Marc Andreessen @pmarca Nov 13
X needs a Dramatic Exit button. 😆

https://tinyurl.com/233pxn39
Larson cartoon!


Heh. Wearing a Lemon yellow shirt, too.

Posted by: t-bird at November 14, 2024 01:35 PM (D9hgC)

95 He's going to spend more time with his boyfriend, George Ass

Posted by: Sure Jan at November 14, 2024 01:35 PM (HcoTw)

96 "They're leaving twitter because they can't take the gloating. They don't realize how funny we think that is."

I prefer to think of it as Pouncing on the victory.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 14, 2024 01:35 PM (Cus5s)

97 " First a video about leaving, and now a written statement? This is more notice than we got from Biden when he dropped out of the race. pic.twitter.com/eHZoufzIqm

— Justine Bateman (@JustineBateman) November 14, 2024


Wow. She's suddenly become very vocal.
Posted by: Sponge"


It's like she realizes the jig is up. No point hiding in the shadows anymore.

I wish I knew she was this awesome all along.

Posted by: eleven at November 14, 2024 01:35 PM (fV+MH)

98 Trump f***ed me


Finally. Ace gets tapped for a meaningful position.
Posted by: garrett
----------
LOL.

Posted by: scampydog at November 14, 2024 01:35 PM (2bFN5)

99 Don LeMon is obviously upset he may lose his right to an abortion. Just wait till Trump takes away his Tampons.

Posted by: Ripley at November 14, 2024 01:35 PM (GUOwU)

100 am leaving because we do not talk about building shelves enough.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 14, 2024 01:29 PM (ig8VZ)

Hear, hear!

Boobs do not get their proper portion either!


And only one incident of accidentally posting busy lesbian pron in 10 years is unacceptable.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 14, 2024 01:35 PM (ig8VZ)

101 I love the last clip. Once the guy starts talking, Lemon starts desperately looking for anyone else to talk to.

Also, in that first clip, he looks like shit- like Obama bad. CNN had better makeup artist than I gave them credit for.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 14, 2024 01:36 PM (33LJY)

102 The "say it three times" thing predates Beetlejuice, ya know.
Posted by: 80's music fan

There's no place like home, There's . . . .
-- Dorothy

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2024 01:36 PM (WXNFJ)

103 You asked for.....
Nope -- not gonna do it.
Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 01:31 PM (N0dT2)


Thank you. I actually slightly pissed myself off posting that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:32 PM (tjClK)


Yeah, not even in memory of the lovely late Mrs. Doof will I link to them. She even denounced them for the most part a few years before she passed.

Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 01:36 PM (N0dT2)

104 It's a very slow news day. Trump f***ed me by pumping out all of his nominations yesterday instead of spreading them out over a few days.

I want him to start tweeting out joke nominations: Secretary of Shitting on Schumer, Special Envoy to AOC's Apartment, ...

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2024 01:36 PM (ExV1e)

105
Justine Bateman is Ace's new Kim Richards

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 01:36 PM (yoLuG)

106
BlueSky?

Sounds Russian.
Posted by: muldoon at November 14, 2024 01:31 PM (991eG)



Also a bitchin' reverb pedal from Strymon. Pricy though. I love the tone.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 14, 2024 01:36 PM (y9nCu)

107



Yeah but what about abortion?


Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 14, 2024 01:36 PM (et1vG)

108 Since abortion is now a states issue, if you want to ease abortion restrictions, then take your fight to Jackson or Frankfort or Jeff City. What was it you said? Oh yeah, "Think globally, act locally."

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 14, 2024 01:36 PM (wzAuc)

109 Suckers walk.
Money talks.

But you can't touch my three lock box.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:35 PM (tjClK)


MUCH better!!!

Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 01:37 PM (N0dT2)

110 Yeah, not even in memory of the lovely late Mrs. Doof will I link to them. She even denounced them for the most part a few years before she passed.
Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 01:36 PM (N0dT2)



May God rest her soul.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:37 PM (tjClK)

111 Don LeMon Dramatically Announces Three Times He's Leaving Twitter, Never to Come Back

***********

Is that like a reverse "Beetlejuice"?

Posted by: muldoon at November 14, 2024 01:37 PM (991eG)

112 Thrice I say and done!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 14, 2024 01:37 PM (zZu0s)

113 > 100

Remember Peanut: A Treatise On Evil And Why The State Killing Of A Squirrel Matters So Much
https://shorturl.at/KVmzz
alt-market.us

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 14, 2024 01:37 PM (KcwUg)

114
MUCH better!!!
Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 01:37 PM (N0dT2)



Thanks. I FEEL better.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:37 PM (tjClK)

115 Michael Mann has abandoned X. In fact all of the Climate Cultists are leaving, not realizing that this just proves that there were always a pseudo religious political movement, not a scientific movement. They cannot handle the fact that their lies can be challenged and not censored.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2024 01:37 PM (wyMQY)

116 Doesn’t anyone ever point out abortion not banned but just became a states rights matter. `

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 01:37 PM (D6PGr)

117 Don Lemon's statement saved in JPG format:

https://tinyurl.com/2mbr6rrj

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 01:37 PM (hovnC)

118 94 Marc Andreessen @pmarca Nov 13
X needs a Dramatic Exit button. 😆

https://tinyurl.com/233pxn39
Larson cartoon!

Heh. Wearing a Lemon yellow shirt, too.

Legs raised in a vee
Giving head in a pool below

Posted by: Eddie Better at November 14, 2024 01:37 PM (HcoTw)

119 Don will be very surprised to learn that there is a massive anti-abortion march every January in Washington DC.

Posted by: huerfano at November 14, 2024 01:37 PM (DKIGo)

120 The Don Lemon shows looks like it was filmed in a hallway

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 14, 2024 01:38 PM (ig8VZ)

121 The DOGE government seal is a dollar sign.

Atlas is shrugging.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 01:38 PM (aD39U)

122 " First a video about leaving, and now a written statement? This is more notice than we got from Biden when he dropped out of the race. pic.twitter.com/eHZoufzIqm

— Justine Bateman (@JustineBateman) November 14, 2024


Wow. She's suddenly become very vocal.
Posted by: Sponge"


It's like she realizes the jig is up. No point hiding in the shadows anymore.

I wish I knew she was this awesome all along.
Posted by: eleven at November 14, 2024 01:35 PM (fV+MH)


Preference cascade happening in real time, everywhere.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 14, 2024 01:38 PM (AiZBA)

123 Twitter is not an airport

No
Need to
Announced your departure

Posted by: Gonzotx at November 14, 2024 01:38 PM (0yosz)

124 Is that like a reverse "Beetlejuice"?
Posted by: muldoon at November 14, 2024 01:37 PM (991eG)


You can throw your back out trying that one. Not for amateurs.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 14, 2024 01:38 PM (D7oie)

125 Think about this. Politics is your life. Every day you get to log in and "own the cons" and pretend you're winning and quote Madame President and the chocolate messiah and insist you can't wait for Trump the felon to be in jail.

Then the next day it's a freight train. You can't lie your way out of it anymore. Trump is headed to the WH. You can no longer own anyone, no one cares that you're calling people racist or sexist and your lies are worthless. Of course you're gonna go.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 01:38 PM (ksjMr)

126 Late to the party again, I se

Posted by: muldoon at November 14, 2024 01:38 PM (991eG)

127 I read somewhere that chihuahua-faced has-been Eva Longoria has, in fact, departed for foreign parts (splitting her time between Mexico - everybody's standard of fair, orderly government - and Spain, where the Moors stand a fair chance of reversing the reconquista).

Posted by: Paco at November 14, 2024 01:38 PM (njExo)

128 Yeah, not even in memory of the lovely late Mrs. Doof will I link to them. She even denounced them for the most part a few years before she passed.
Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 01:36 PM (N0dT2)


May God rest her soul.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:37 PM (tjClK)


*double-taps fist over heart for the second time today*

Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 01:39 PM (N0dT2)

129 Thrice I say and done!

...

Dresden fan?

Posted by: Jetto at November 14, 2024 01:39 PM (y6mhS)

130 Muldoon, it's never too late to party.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2024 01:39 PM (jyAD3)

131 From the numbers I could find, X (twitter) has about 400 million active users, 100 million in the US. BlueSky has 15 million. (It's a Jack Dorsey creation, and it's main draw is that it allows censorship of opinions that Leftists don't like)

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2024 01:39 PM (wyMQY)

132
Lemonturds

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 14, 2024 01:39 PM (NtVYv)

133
>>>The DOGE government seal is a dollar sign.

Atlas is shrugging.
Posted by: G'rump928


I wanted Pepe The Frog.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 01:39 PM (yoLuG)

134 >>>The Don Lemon shows looks like it was filmed in a hallway

Third stall on the left. Knock first. Trust me.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 14, 2024 01:39 PM (CwhoI)

135 When do the homo preachers stop preaching? Evangelical Homos are not a top seller.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 14, 2024 01:39 PM (AdHga)

136 "Suckers walk.
Money talks.

But you can't touch my three lock box."

Heard Sammy and reverb in my head. Then the riff.

Posted by: Lover of Orange Cupcakes at November 14, 2024 01:40 PM (Z8Yh2)

137 >>> 126 Late to the party again, I se
Posted by: muldoon at November 14, 2024 01:38 PM (991eG)

I don't think anyone has mentioned Lord of the Rings yet. Or even Prometheus.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 14, 2024 01:40 PM (KcwUg)

138 I wanted Pepe The Frog.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 01:39 PM (yoLuG)



perfect

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 01:40 PM (aD39U)

139 Bible or Shakespeare, or both.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 14, 2024 01:40 PM (zZu0s)

140 In New Zealand, you can politic and enjoy the show:

https://tinyurl.com/4av7mu86

"Open on Broadway? It closed in Cairo!"

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 14, 2024 01:40 PM (eY/fy)

141 Blago didn't even flounce. He was really truly rooting for us though, honest. Longtime Republican. Just something of a worrier that's all.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 01:40 PM (ksjMr)

142 The "say it three times" thing predates Beetlejuice, ya know.
Posted by: 80's music fan

There's no place like home, There's . . . .
-- Dorothy
Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2024 01:36 PM (WXNFJ)

Gimme three steps . . .

Posted by: Lynyrd Skynyrd at November 14, 2024 01:40 PM (Aqu9a)

143 Justine Bateman is Ace's new Kim Richards

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 01:36 PM (yoLuG)

She was on an episode of Psych so he really likes her.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 01:40 PM (D6PGr)

144 Justine Bateman seems red pilled. Her brother is full on crazy lib, though.

Posted by: EGGO at November 14, 2024 01:40 PM (UbmtE)

145 The DOGE government seal is a dollar sign.

Atlas is shrugging.
Posted by: G'rump928


I wanted Pepe The Frog.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 01:39 PM (yoLuG)

I was hoping for a tarred and feathered fat cat carried on a rail.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 14, 2024 01:40 PM (VNX3d)

146 LeMon Dramatically Announces Three Times He's Leaving Twitter

He should have read the story of The Boy Who Cried 'Flounce!"

Posted by: t-bird at November 14, 2024 01:40 PM (D9hgC)

147
Don Lemon (holds gun to his own head)

"Bring back Censorship to Twitter/X or the Fruitcake gets it!"

Posted by: DAN at November 14, 2024 01:40 PM (CwGN+)

148 Then the next day it's a freight train. You can't lie your way out of it anymore. Trump is headed to the WH. You can no longer own anyone, no one cares that you're calling people racist or sexist and your lies are worthless. Of course you're gonna go.
Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 01:38 PM (ksjMr)

You've just described the online life of Mabe Galor over the last year. He used to preen on X, he's also announced that he's gone to BlueSky forever.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2024 01:41 PM (wyMQY)

149 Argentina’s President Javier Milei, Staunch Economist, Brings His Country’s Inflation To Under 3%

-
I guess he has a magic wand too.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 14, 2024 01:41 PM (L/fGl)

150 Don Lemon (holds gun to his own head)

"Bring back Censorship to Twitter/X or the Fruitcake gets it!"
Posted by: DAN at November 14, 2024 01:40 PM (CwGN+)



THE SHERIFF IS NEAR!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 01:41 PM (aD39U)

151 Muldoon for Poet Laureate. Or Ace.

Posted by: Texican ette at November 14, 2024 01:41 PM (SNf74)

152 My favorite is the olds, showing how they are "just above it all" with distain by saying "on X or Twitter or whatever it's called."

Damn Karen! What a sick burn!
You and your coffee klatch must have laughed for ten minutes when you copied that from the 10,000th leftie that said the exact same thing.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 14, 2024 01:41 PM (4caj6)

153 I just found out that that doge meme dog died.

Very sad times.

Posted by: Jetto at November 14, 2024 01:41 PM (y6mhS)

154 These drama queens will be back on X. Bluesky doesn't offer the massive exposure that X does and their egos demand it. They will come up with excuses such as 'Came back because too many lies are being told', etc.

I {heart} Justine.

Posted by: Cheri at November 14, 2024 01:41 PM (oiNtH)

155 Don Lemon has no Elvis in him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:42 PM (tjClK)

156 The DOGE government seal is a dollar sign.

Atlas is shrugging.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 01:38 PM (aD39U)


Atlas shrugging will be when the Congress starts making noises like it won't certify Trump as President, and everyone who voted for him decide to not pay their credit card bills for January, and start withdrawing $100 a day from their bank accounts in cash.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 14, 2024 01:42 PM (D7oie)

157 Irrelevant 'man' declares relevancy. Becomes irrelevant.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:28 PM (tjClK)

LOL. That's pretty much it in a nutshell.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 14, 2024 01:42 PM (g8Ew8)

158 @75 probably a cartoon called "Rubes" by Leigh Rubin (I think)

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 14, 2024 01:42 PM (WPL6O)

159 "Bonus: Here's this tedious tendentious pansy bothering actual men on the street with his preening narcissism and immoral superiority."

These fucknugget assclowns are really just gonna keep pounding on abortion forever, aren't they? It's clearly not even close to the big issue they think, and at least in some cases backfired on them, but they have no other playbook at all. It's abortion, abortion, abortion -- all day, every day. Even the preeny girly homos are whining about it. They got nuttin' else.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2024 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

160 141 Blago didn't even flounce. He was really truly rooting for us though, honest. Longtime Republican. Just something of a worrier that's all.
Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 01:40 PM (ksjMr)

======

A dullard who loved polls until they disagreed with him.

I do not bemoan his absence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 01:42 PM (GBKbO)

161 Lemon-drop's drama is mostly flaccid, femboi play acting.

His 15 minutes of "fame" were over years ago.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2024 01:42 PM (Q4IgG)

162 Mabe Galor

Heh.

Posted by: Jetto at November 14, 2024 01:42 PM (y6mhS)

163 Ah....Nice Larson added, Ace. Well done.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:42 PM (tjClK)

164
Pete Hegseth was a Morning Weekend host.

I was a Weekday Primetime host!

Make him the Fine Dining Czar already.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 14, 2024 01:42 PM (Xwngz)

165 It's a Jack Dorsey creation, and it's main draw is that it allows censorship of opinions that Leftists don't like)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2024 01:39 PM (wyMQY)

No non compete clause in the purchase?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 01:42 PM (D6PGr)

166 127-
Eva Longoria has been married to a uber-wealthy Mexican "business man" for years. They already spend the bulk of their time in both Mexico and Spain. It's just attention grabbing at its finest.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 14, 2024 01:42 PM (33LJY)

167 Milk, Milk, LeMon-ade
Around the corner is where Don is made

Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 01:42 PM (N0dT2)

168 34
The Snow White bint: "'There is a deep sickness in this country... shown in the sheer amount of people who showed up for this man who threatens our democracy. "

Hey Snowy, learn grammar, it's "in the sheer number of people ..."

Amount would be water or sand or other bulk item that resists counting.

Posted by: Ciampino - not even attractive at November 14, 2024 01:42 PM (i0xsb)

169 Maybe he's thinking if he doesn't post it, none of us will follow Vic...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 14, 2024 01:32 PM (KcwUg)


One could argue that as long as we're bitching at Ace about adding Vic's name he isn't really gone.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2024 01:42 PM (ExV1e)

170 Three card monte. No longer worky for him.

Posted by: scampydog at November 14, 2024 01:42 PM (2bFN5)

171 I wanted Pepe The Frog.

I don't know that the terminally online left could handle that level of trolling without Scanners style head explosions

Posted by: brak at November 14, 2024 01:43 PM (NGHTx)

172 Bridget Phetasy is a lot funnier than Don Lemon. And smarter, too.

Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2024 01:43 PM (rj6Yv)

173 I've enjoyed not reading Don Lemon's posts on X, and look forward to not reading his posts on BlueSky.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at November 14, 2024 01:43 PM (bpE0q)

174 149 Argentina’s President Javier Milei, Staunch Economist, Brings His Country’s Inflation To Under 3%
_____

How Low Inflation Brings New Sets of Problems to Argentina
- The Economist

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 14, 2024 01:43 PM (fs1hN)

175 I just found out that that doge meme dog died.

Very sad times.
Posted by: Jetto at November 14, 2024 01:41 PM (y6mhS)


He's joined the MAGA Squad Eternal along with PNut and Fred. Watch over us boys.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 14, 2024 01:43 PM (AiZBA)

176 168 34
The Snow White bint: "'There is a deep sickness in this country... shown in the sheer amount of people who showed up for this man who threatens our democracy. "

Hey Snowy, learn grammar, it's "in the sheer number of people ..."

Amount would be water or sand or other bulk item that resists counting.
Posted by: Ciampino - not even attractive at November 14, 2024 01:42 PM (i0xsb)

======

Rich Baris has been touting something he's figured out over the past year.

From people he's polled, those who consider "preservation of Democracy" the most important issue...Trump won them. Easily and consistently.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 01:43 PM (GBKbO)

177 The Alaska at large house seat is in the process of being stolen. They’re saying final count won’t be until Nov 20th.

Every new batch of “ballots” has been almost all for the Democrat and lead keeps shrinking.

And this is all before all the ranked choice vote fraud kicks in.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 14, 2024 01:43 PM (0tdpC)

178 Blago didn't even flounce. He was really truly rooting for us though, honest. Longtime Republican. Just something of a worrier that's all.
Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 01:40 PM (ksjMr)

He's closeted himself with Masturbatin' Pete for a month of intense training.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2024 01:43 PM (UxUdu)

179 Don Lemon has no Elvis in him.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:42 PM (tjClK)


LOL!!!

Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 01:43 PM (N0dT2)

180 westerosies
@westerosies

Donald Trump announces Lord Varys will lead the Department of Whispers.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 01:44 PM (TGPs7)

181 Kudos for the cartoon.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 01:44 PM (ynpvh)

182 All this noise surrounding the candidates just shows how out of touch, entrenched and insular DC is.

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 01:44 PM (V13WU)

183 Anyone keeping a list or better yet a venn diagram of these clist "celebs" who are gonna leave the good ole USA if Trump gets elected and those that are flouncing off X?

Be nice if someone did cuz Imma a lazy butt.

Posted by: One of these days I'll choose a new nick and stick with it. Today is not that day. Certified radical at November 14, 2024 01:44 PM (89Sog)

184 Posted by: Ktgreat at November 14, 2024 01:42 PM (33LJY)

Apparently she doesn’t like American men. Her former husband was a black Frenchman NBA player.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 01:44 PM (D6PGr)

185 Amount would be water or sand or other bulk item that resists counting.
_____

You should see the amount of votes we have to try to count!

Posted by: Maricopa County at November 14, 2024 01:44 PM (fs1hN)

186
I don't know that the terminally online left could handle that level of trolling without Scanners style head explosions.

... Yes, and?

Posted by: Jetto at November 14, 2024 01:44 PM (y6mhS)

187 Dude.Seriously. It's X, not an airport.

No need to announce your departure.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 14, 2024 01:28 PM (OIPBq)


If assholes could fly,
Twitter/X would be an airport.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 14, 2024 01:45 PM (4XwPj)

188 Can we invite -- along with Elon Musk and Don, Jr -- Gina Carano and Justine Bateman to next year's TX MoMe?

Asking for a friend ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 14, 2024 01:45 PM (dk77l)

189 They really don't like it when we can talk back. They prefer an echo chamber.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 14, 2024 01:45 PM (I6YnL)

190 Style Guide fail!

You're supposed to tell us your *toddler* told *you* this.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 14, 2024 01:34 PM (KcwUg)


A fair point.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2024 01:45 PM (ExV1e)

191 Is that like a reverse "Beetlejuice"?
Posted by: muldoon at November 14, 2024 01:37 PM (991eG)

You can throw your back out trying that one. Not for amateurs.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 14, 2024 01:38 PM (D7oie)

Same for the Triple Lindy.

https://youtu.be/rDMMYT3vkTk

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2024 01:45 PM (Aqu9a)

192 Posit:

A remake of Macbeth where the Scottish thane is happy with his new title, Thane of Cawdor, refuses his wife's plot to kill Duncan, and it becomes about three old crazy ladies trying to talk him into killing his king.

Make it a comedy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 01:45 PM (GBKbO)

193 This is Lemon's version of the scene in the movie, The Jerk, where Steve Martin leaves but keeps stopping to take things with him.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 14, 2024 01:45 PM (WuJwx)

194 62 Justine Bateman bringing the cruelty. Interesting development.
----------------
Didn't she torture James Caan?

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 14, 2024 01:45 PM (AdHga)

195 Rubber Ball
by Don "Bobby Vee" LeMon

Like a
Rubber ball
I'll come flouncing back to you
(Flouncy flouncy, flouncy flouncy)

Posted by: zombie at November 14, 2024 01:46 PM (pMi6S)

196 Can we invite -- along with Elon Musk and Don, Jr -- Gina Carano and Justine Bateman to next year's TX MoMe?

Asking for a friend ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 14, 2024 01:45 PM (dk77l)



Sure!

Maybe they'd bring the specially upgraded portapotties.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:46 PM (tjClK)

197 171 I wanted Pepe The Frog.

I don't know that the terminally online left could handle that level of trolling without Scanners style head explosions

Posted by: brak at November 14, 2024 01:43 PM (NGHTx)

One of my favorite SCTV skits ever:

https://tinyurl.com/3zm6x8t2

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 14, 2024 01:46 PM (wtvvX)

198 The issue isn’t abortion, it’s the terms of that abortion and I wish people would stop presenting it as a binary choice.

I am personally opposed to abortion with limited exceptions as a religious matter. But I don’t get to decide what’s best for everyone in a democratic republic. I certainly believe in individual freedom and liberty. But at what point do we believe that child has rights? Democrats have in most states pushed amendments that allow abortion up until and at birth. States like NY allow no excuses abortion for six months, and have eliminated the criminal code for abortions up until and at birth. They don’t even keep statistics so you can’t ask any questions about those abortions occurring after six months. Is that the society everyone wants to live in? I doubt most people would affirm that type of abortion is humane and right. Go look at the beauty of a six month pregnant woman. Tell me to my face that killing that baby is right. In addition these states are fighting every single organization trying to give pregnant women alternatives to abortion including care, jobs and adoption services. Why would anyone fight that? I’ll tell you why, evil.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 14, 2024 01:46 PM (hvso3)

199 A dullard who loved polls until they disagreed with him.

I do not bemoan his absence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 01:42 PM (GBKbO)


He mostly seemed to want to be important, and make other people sad and afraid. which is too bad.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 14, 2024 01:46 PM (D7oie)

200 Can we invite -- along with Elon Musk and Don, Jr -- Gina Carano and Justine Bateman to next year's TX MoMe?

Asking for a friend ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 14, 2024 01:45 PM (dk77l)

Oh man I'd have to make sure I got my Gina tattoo before then.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 01:46 PM (CIS44)

201 Pete Hegseth was a Morning Weekend host.

I was a Weekday Primetime host!

Make him the Fine Dining Czar already.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 14, 2024 01:42 PM (Xwngz

They won’t say he is a Major currently still in the Army guard since 2003 with multiple tours in Iraq and Afghanistan and 2 Bronze medals.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 01:47 PM (D6PGr)

202 Ask yourself. Why is a sodomite like Don Loser so concerned about abortion.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 14, 2024 01:47 PM (hvso3)

203 maybe there is a reason ?
Posted by: runner

Then just say so and Vic's name will be dropped from AOS as if he never existed.

Posted by: old chick at November 14, 2024 01:47 PM (F3Dlr)

204 All right, Gary Larson!

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 01:47 PM (v6JzV)

205 She is never going to leave. Can't because X, like all social media is a drug with it's dopamine hits. What a little bitch, she is.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at November 14, 2024 01:47 PM (TN5A0)

206 199 He mostly seemed to want to be important, and make other people sad and afraid. which is too bad.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 14, 2024 01:46 PM (D7oie)

======

His ability to argue was...poor.

His reasoning was always fractured, at best, and he was always searching for any strawman to cling to.

Plus, his path for success of 2024 was "nominate a Republican Cindy McCain approves of."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 01:47 PM (GBKbO)

207 Don Lemon, don't let the X door hit you in the ass on the way out!

Posted by: Ralph at November 14, 2024 01:47 PM (TysyT)

208 Ask yourself. Why is a sodomite like Don Loser so concerned about abortion.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 14, 2024 01:47 PM (hvso3)



Buttbabies.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:47 PM (tjClK)

209 Why is a sodomite like Don Loser so concerned about abortion.

Ooh! I know!

Posted by: Jetto at November 14, 2024 01:48 PM (y6mhS)

210 202 Ask yourself. Why is a sodomite like Don Loser so concerned about abortion.
Posted by: Marcus T


Because for people like him, taking a dump is the equivalent of giving birth.

Posted by: zombie at November 14, 2024 01:48 PM (pMi6S)

211 Doge Coin is up 248% this month

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 14, 2024 01:48 PM (NtVYv)

212 Don seriously does not look well. His eyelids look like nearly closed vault doors.

Posted by: Oglebay at November 14, 2024 01:48 PM (ogTiX)

213
Gerry Callahan
@GerryCallahan

At this point, I'll be shocked if Trump DOESN'T name Liz Warren to head the Bureau of Indian Affairs.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 01:49 PM (TGPs7)

214 A remake of Macbeth
----------
Aaaah! Hot potato, orchestra stalls, Puck will make amends!


Oooow!

Posted by: Keanrick and Mossop at November 14, 2024 01:49 PM (z0QHk)

215 "It's easy to say because you're a man" Lemon huffs.

He brings it up but wasn't prepared to encounter a very well spoken, intelligent man. I am wondering if that guy is a member of the horde

Posted by: Cheri at November 14, 2024 01:49 PM (oiNtH)

216 The left loves censorship.

They know they will lose when two views are aired.

The American people want more freedom, fewer taxes, fewer illegals, and the government staying out of their business.

The left will not win those arguments.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2024 01:49 PM (jyAD3)

217 "Community notes telling my audience that I outright lied means that I can't have an honest debate on X."
-Translation
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

The community notes has triggered quite a few on the left to leave.

Posted by: ryukyu at November 14, 2024 01:49 PM (z/gEl)

218 Because for people like him, taking a dump is the equivalent of giving birth.
Posted by: zombie at November 14, 2024 01:48 PM (pMi6S)

it's more true for his mother.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2024 01:49 PM (wyMQY)

219 Because for people like him, taking a dump is the equivalent of giving birth.
Posted by: zombie at November 14, 2024 01:48 PM (pMi6S)
---------------

If he's been allowing anal penetration for a while, he probably has continence issues.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 14, 2024 01:49 PM (tT6L1)

220 Doge Coin is up 248% this month
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 14, 2024 01:48 PM (NtVYv)


It was a genius troll to get the department named DOGE. Musk always impresses.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 14, 2024 01:50 PM (AiZBA)

221 @GerryCallahan

At this point, I'll be shocked if Trump DOESN'T name Liz Warren to head the Bureau of Indian Affairs.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 01:49 PM (TGPs7)



Kumswala Harris to Czar of African American Studies.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:50 PM (tjClK)

222 68 surely it would be like Don Lemon disappearing into a black hole

Posted by: Kindltot at November 14, 2024 01:32 PM (D7oie)
----
Phrasing?

Posted by: Ciampino - a smelly one at that at November 14, 2024 01:50 PM (i0xsb)

223 I am wondering if that guy is a member of the horde
Posted by: Cheri at November 14, 2024 01:49 PM (oiNtH)

Judging by the physique, I'm going with "Yes."

Posted by: Jetto at November 14, 2024 01:50 PM (y6mhS)

224 214 A remake of Macbeth
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Aaaah! Hot potato, orchestra stalls, Puck will make amends!

Oooow!
Posted by: Keanrick and Mossop at November 14, 2024 01:49 PM (z0QHk)

ROFL!

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 14, 2024 01:50 PM (wyMQY)

225 >>>Because for people like him, taking a dump is the equivalent of giving birth.

Actually, I would think it would be easier. Like dropping a ping-pong ball out of a 55-gallon can.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 14, 2024 01:50 PM (CwhoI)

226 Don who?

Posted by: Most people at November 14, 2024 01:50 PM (DobEs)

227 Poor Don. He's so irrelevant, the only people paying attention to him are the people mercilessly mocking him.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 14, 2024 01:50 PM (wtvvX)

228 194 62 Justine Bateman bringing the cruelty. Interesting development.
----------------
Didn't she torture James Caan?


Forced him to watch "Satisfaction" on a. Loop

Posted by: Taggart at November 14, 2024 01:50 PM (HcoTw)

229 That damn Putin!

Russia is moving to ban child adoption by countries that allow transgender surgeries

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 14, 2024 01:51 PM (L/fGl)

230 Then the next day it's a freight train. You can't lie your way out of it anymore. Trump is headed to the WH. You can no longer own anyone, no one cares that you're calling people racist or sexist and your lies are worthless. Of course you're gonna go.
Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 01:38 PM (ksjMr)


And so, by announcing their departure, they're telling us that humiliation is part of the kink.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2024 01:51 PM (ExV1e)

231 I wonder what it’s like to have a face that’s too punchable for CNN.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at November 14, 2024 01:51 PM (smHg8)

232 Someone should put a meme of Nicholson yelling "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH" in is Xcrement feed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:51 PM (tjClK)

233 Elon Musk to Don L'mon: "You want censorship so bad you can taste it."

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 14, 2024 01:51 PM (h/ffs)

234 It's a very slow news day. Trump f***ed me by pumping out all of his nominations yesterday instead of spreading them out over a few days.

I want him to start tweeting out joke nominations: Secretary of Shitting on Schumer, Special Envoy to AOC's Apartment, ...
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2024 01:36 PM (ExV1e)

He'll be doing that during the last year of his term. He'll probably have AF1&2 jet races too during that time.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 14, 2024 01:52 PM (g8Ew8)

235 Don who?
Posted by: Most people at November 14, 2024 01:50 PM (DobEs)

Wasn't Don Ho the Hawaiian musician and singer? Good one, too.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 14, 2024 01:52 PM (VNX3d)

236 211 Doge Coin is up 248% this month

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 14, 2024 01:48 PM (NtVYv)

THAT AIN'T THE ONLY THING!

Posted by: My schlong at November 14, 2024 01:52 PM (wtvvX)

237 "But I don’t get to decide what’s best for everyone in a democratic republic."

Laws.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 14, 2024 01:52 PM (Z8Yh2)

238 Doge Coin is up 248% this month
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway


Gosh, it must be close to breaking $.50 per coin!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 14, 2024 01:52 PM (hB7mE)

239 Justine Bateman bringing the cruelty. Interesting development.
----------------
Didn't she torture James Caan?
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 14, 2024


***
That was Kathy Bates. Another category of performer entirely.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 01:52 PM (J2vNu)

240 I don't think Blago is a bad guy.

He's a bit of a squish, and he clearly lives in an area where he is marinating in conventional leftist groupthink and it shows. You see the same kind of thing in the comments of a couple of our NY-area commenters. They're stewing in leftism and it shows. It's a good reason to live somewhere more sane. But it doesn't make them bad guys.

Posted by: Move to TX at November 14, 2024 01:52 PM (FzNTb)

241 I wonder what Don would say about Trump getting indicted by a left-friendly justice department in New York?

They hate getting the same treatment.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2024 01:52 PM (jyAD3)

242 We still don't know who his poet laureate will be!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 01:28 PM (GBKbO)
_____________________________

I think John "Dr. Dirty" Valby is still drawing breath. I nominate him.

Posted by: Orson at November 14, 2024 01:53 PM (dIske)

243 231 I wonder what it’s like to have a face that’s too punchable for CNN.

Duh, that's what MSNBC is for.

Posted by: Jetto at November 14, 2024 01:53 PM (y6mhS)

244 " "It's easy to say because you're a man" Lemon huffs.

He brings it up but wasn't prepared to encounter a very well spoken, intelligent man. I am wondering if that guy is a member of the horde
Posted by: Cheri "


It was funny how Don helplessly searched for some other passerby to save him.

Posted by: eleven at November 14, 2024 01:53 PM (fV+MH)

245
Remember: We just heard that msnbc & cnn ratings are Way Down

So OF COURSE they are going to crank up the fake hysterics to 11. They need eyeballs or they're out of a job!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 01:53 PM (yoLuG)

246
Gosh, it must be close to breaking $.50 per coin!
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 14, 2024 01:52 PM (hB7mE)



I have a bitcoin that's currently worth $.0068.

If it breaks a dollar, I'll be a happy man.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:53 PM (tjClK)

247 We have to have censorship to save Democracy !!!

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 01:53 PM (D6PGr)

248 Wasn't Don Ho the Hawaiian musician and singer? Good one, too.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

His stage sidekick was future Hawaiian judge Tyne E. Bubbles. (ht/JJ Sefton)

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 01:53 PM (v6JzV)

249 One fact on abortion seems to be lost among the Buh Muh Democracy crowd. Having states decide the issue is far more democratic than imposing a federal judicial fiat on the whole country.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 14, 2024 01:53 PM (paSBy)

250 Wasn't Don Ho the Hawaiian musician and singer? Good one, too.
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Tiny bubbles, in the wine...

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 14, 2024 01:54 PM (AdHga)

251 247 We have to have censorship to save Democracy !!!

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 01:53 PM (D6PGr)

=======

Vote for the candidate who became the nominee by the party bosses tossing the democratically selected nominee in favor of backroom powerplays.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 01:54 PM (GBKbO)

252 I wonder... 💖

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2024 01:54 PM (ExV1e)

253 When we get reports that Justine Bateman is undergoing surgery for Ass Cheek Implants, we will know she is trying to court Ace.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2024 01:54 PM (z/jjr)

254 He calls his small podcast/YouTube community "Lemon Country", and his fans "Lemonheads".
_________________

He should've called them "LemonAIDS."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2024 01:54 PM (YqDXo)

255 63 Breaking: Zerohedge is reporting that Trump, in his tax plan, is planning to fully repeal the EV auto credit...aka, the one Tesla doesn't get. Needless to say, Musk is 100% on board with this plan...as we all should be...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 14, 2024 01:32 PM (exHjb)

Joe Xiden hit hardest …

Fuq that guy in particular

Posted by: browndog at November 14, 2024 01:54 PM (TTAGa)

256 Don seriously does not look well. His eyelids look like nearly closed vault doors.
Posted by: Oglebay at November 14, 2024 01:48 PM (ogTiX)

Apparently he doesn't have access to the professional makeup artists he once did.

He looks his age.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2024 01:54 PM (dGCAG)

257 How can we miss you if you don't actually leave?

Posted by: President Richard Punch at November 14, 2024 01:54 PM (KVUw5)

258 I have a bitcoin that's currently worth $.0068.

If it breaks a dollar, I'll be a happy man.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:53 PM (tjClK)

You mean you have part of a bitcoin.

Bitcoin is now at $89,221.51

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 01:55 PM (D6PGr)

259 Posted by: Move to TX at November 14, 2024 01:52 PM (FzNTb)

But not Austin, at least if you want to avoid marinating in leftism.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 14, 2024 01:55 PM (FGFJD)

260
Indeed, President Trump might have given ALL the failing Fake News cable shows a shot in the arm by announcing his nominations.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 01:55 PM (yoLuG)

261 Argentina’s President Javier Milei, Staunch Economist, Brings His Country’s Inflation To Under 3%
_____

How Low Inflation Brings New Sets of Problems to Argentina
- The Economist
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 14, 2024 01:43 PM (fs1hN)

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Minorities, women, children, gays, lesbos, trannies, atheists, traitors, pedos, murderers, rapists, Methodists, and other criminals hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 14, 2024 01:55 PM (qh0+T)

262 -----------------
Tiny bubbles, in the wine...
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 14, 2024 01:54 PM (AdHga)



Was on a riverboat in Hawaii and the guitar player at the front asked for a song. I mentioned that one. The eyeroll almost knocked me off the boat.

They played it, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:55 PM (tjClK)

263 208 Ask yourself. Why is a sodomite like Don Loser so concerned about abortion.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 14, 2024 01:47 PM (hvso3)


Buttbabies.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:47 PM (tjClK)

https://tinyurl.com/4kpnbu4f

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 01:55 PM (ynpvh)

264 >> Doge Coin is up 248% this month


Clyde Coin is the Future.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2024 01:55 PM (z/jjr)

265 @GerryCallahan

At this point, I'll be shocked if Trump DOESN'T name Liz Warren to head the Bureau of Indian Affairs.


They deserve better than a fake ass indian.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 14, 2024 01:55 PM (OIPBq)

266 The Don Lemon shows looks like it was filmed in a hallway
Posted by: Mallamutt

The Hershey Hallway.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 14, 2024 01:55 PM (fQ63s)

267 That was Kathy Bates. Another category of performer entirely.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


She was the best thing about Titanic.

(Well, other than Kate Winslet's boobs, but I saw it on a flight, so Kate's nekkid scene was cut out.)

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 01:55 PM (v6JzV)

268 242 We still don't know who his poet laureate will be!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 01:28 PM (GBKbO)
_____________________________

I think John "Dr. Dirty" Valby is still drawing breath. I nominate him.

Posted by: Orson at November 14, 2024 01:53 PM (dIske)

Muldoon FTW!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 14, 2024 01:55 PM (wtvvX)

269 Democrats are the boy who cried wolf.
No calvary.
You belong to the blank generation.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 14, 2024 01:55 PM (PBfx1)

270 When we get reports that Justine Bateman is undergoing surgery for Ass Cheek Implants, ...

... she should take Brie Larsen with her.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2024 01:55 PM (YqDXo)

271
You mean you have part of a bitcoin.

Bitcoin is now at $89,221.51
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 01:55 PM (D6PGr)



Certified, bonafied. Whatever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:56 PM (tjClK)

272 slow news day.

Elon might pone Lemon worthy of another post.

Posted by: DaveA at November 14, 2024 01:56 PM (FhXTo)

273 The Left: "All politics is local."
Ultra-conservative states: "OK then, we'll limit abortion, but just in our state because that's what our local residents prefer."
The Left: "YOU CAN"T DO THAT!!!"

Posted by: zombie at November 14, 2024 01:56 PM (pMi6S)

274 For anyone who cares


Court upholds Cristina Fernández de Kirchner’s graft conviction, setting up Supreme Court showdown

A court in Buenos Aires on Wednesday upheld the corruption conviction and sentence against former president Cristina Fernández de Kirchner in the so-called ‘Vialidad’ case, confirming the six-year jail term given to the veteran Peronist leader and her lifetime ban from holding public office.

Fernández de Kirchner, who was Argentina’s president from 2007 to 2015 and vice-president from 2019-2023, can still appeal her conviction for "fraudulent administration" to the Supreme Court.

The 71-year-old will not serve any jail time until the conviction is deemed final when, given her age, she would be eligible for house arrest. She can continue to hold political roles until all avenues of appeal have been exhausted.

--- Buenos Aires Times (which uses machine translations, sadly)

https://tinyurl.com/uap4ywce

Posted by: Kindltot at November 14, 2024 01:56 PM (D7oie)

275 266 The Don Lemon shows looks like it was filmed in a hallway
Posted by: Mallamutt

The Hershey Hallway.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 14, 2024 01:55 PM (fQ63s)

I LOLd

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 14, 2024 01:56 PM (wtvvX)

276 171 I wanted Pepe The Frog.

I don't know that the terminally online left could handle that level of trolling without Scanners style head explosions
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Pepe thanks PDT
https://tinyurl.com/yfrape37

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 01:56 PM (hovnC)

277 Please just go, Don, so we don't have to hear you whine when your anus begins to distend.

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2024 01:56 PM (UnA8+)

278
I just found out that that doge meme dog died.

The dog up and died. He up and died.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2024 01:56 PM (63Dwl)

279 Posted by: Move to TX at November 14, 2024 01:52 PM (FzNTb)

Not a regular here, I take it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2024 01:56 PM (UxUdu)

280 Muldoon for Poet Laureate!

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 01:57 PM (v6JzV)

281 She was the best thing about Titanic.

(Well, other than Kate Winslet's boobs, but I saw it on a flight, so Kate's nekkid scene was cut out.)
Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 01:55 PM (v6JzV)

The Reader was a much better movie with more Winslet boobs.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 01:57 PM (D6PGr)

282 Donald Trump announces Lord Varys will lead the Department of Whispers.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 01:44 PM (TGPs7)


Donald Trump announces Arya Stark as Congressional Liaison.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2024 01:57 PM (ExV1e)

283 Stunning and brave!

Trans student at Arizona State admits to assaulting Kari Lake's daughter because of anger at Trump

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 14, 2024 01:57 PM (L/fGl)

284 The Reader was a much better movie with more Winslet boobs.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 01:57 PM (D6PGr)

And a merkin!

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 01:58 PM (CIS44)

285 >> Doge Coin is up 248% this month


Clyde Coin is the Future.
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2024 01:55 PM (z/jjr)

Right turn, Clyde!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 14, 2024 01:58 PM (VNX3d)

286 What new set of problems does low inflation bring to Argentina?

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2024 01:58 PM (jyAD3)

287 Donald Trump announces Lord Varys will lead the Department of Whispers.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 01:44 PM (TGPs7)

Donald Trump announces Arya Stark as Congressional Liaison.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2024 01:57 PM (ExV1e)

Mountain as Sgt at Arms

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 01:58 PM (CIS44)

288 281 The Reader was a much better movie with more Winslet boobs.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 01:57 PM (D6PGr)

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The Reader is a terrible movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 01:58 PM (GBKbO)

289 Don LeMon suffers the same disability that Kamala does. He thinks he is the smartest person in the room. He is not. By quite a lot. But he's too stupid to know that, and he assumes people will respect him because he's so SMART.

Sad, in its own way.

He's just an empty-headed cocksucker.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 14, 2024 01:59 PM (+nRli)

290 We still don't know who his poet laureate will be!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 01:28 PM (GBKbO)
_____________________________

I think John "Dr. Dirty" Valby is still drawing breath. I nominate him.
Posted by: Orson at November 14, 2024 01:53 PM (dIske)

I'd dedicate the "End of the Month" song to all the Dem women.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2024 01:59 PM (Aqu9a)

291 279 Posted by: Move to TX at November 14, 2024 01:52 PM (FzNTb)

Not a regular here, I take it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2024 01:56 PM (UxUdu)

I've been a regular a long time now.

I just more or less abandoned my regular nic, which I only take out for an occasional spin now.

The utter fucking obsession some of you have with calling everyone who says something you don't like an interloper or troll is faggy. You should stop doing it.

Posted by: Move to TX at November 14, 2024 01:59 PM (FzNTb)

292 A dullard who loved polls until they disagreed with him.

I do not bemoan his absence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 01:42 PM (GBKbO)

Haven't heard much from Maj. Healy since the election either. I find myself able to cope.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 14, 2024 01:59 PM (s9EYN)

293 I think congress has to vote to repeal the EV credit. And we know they won’t. Because well, GOP.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 14, 2024 01:59 PM (0tdpC)

294 When the Dems say "our democracy",substitute "our bureaucracy". That's what they really mean.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 14, 2024 01:59 PM (gfViB)

295 Donald Trump announces Arya Stark as Congressional Liaison.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Aryan Stark?!?!


RAYCISS!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEE...!!!

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 01:59 PM (v6JzV)

296 Donald Trump announces that Captain Ahab is in charge of a new Seaworld exhibition starring Moby Dick

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2024 01:59 PM (iFTx/)

297 Donald Trump announces Lord Varys will lead the Department of Whispers.
Posted by: Mister Ghost



Donald Trump announces Tyrion Lannister will lead the Department of Drinking and Knowing Shit.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 14, 2024 01:59 PM (OIPBq)

298 Trans student at Arizona State admits to assaulting Kari Lake's daughter because of anger at Trump

Mostly peaceful

Posted by: Jetto at November 14, 2024 01:59 PM (y6mhS)

299 Go away, homosexual.

You are an idiot.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 14, 2024 02:00 PM (ufFY8)

300 The utter fucking obsession some of you have with calling everyone who says something you don't like an interloper or troll is faggy. You should stop doing it.
Posted by: Move to TX at November 14, 2024 01:59 PM (FzNTb)



You could use your banned name.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 02:00 PM (aD39U)

301 (Somewhat to the tune of Billy Joel's "The Entertainer")

I am a pro complainer
Don Lemon is my name
I tell lies for money
In the spreading bullshit game

I used to be your champion
When I slagged Donald Trump
But that's all worn thin here at CNN
I'm nearly out of a job but I sure like knob
Especially in my rump

I am a pro complainer
A Rachel Maddow clone
Who likely spent a week or two
At P Diddy's home

Those nights they still excite me
Did I tell you I was gay?
And I've learned to dance
With a hand in your pants
Sexual assault, but it's not my fault
Did I tell you I was gay?

Posted by: The_Hoser at November 14, 2024 02:00 PM (3qNLt)

302 I think congress has to vote to repeal the EV credit. And we know they won’t. Because well, GOP.
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 14, 2024 01:59 PM (0tdpC)

They need to axe the NG tax that was shuttled through in the Green New Scam too.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 02:00 PM (CIS44)

303 Then just say so and Vic's name will be dropped from AOS as if he never existed.
Posted by: old chick at November 14, 2024 01:47 PM (F3Dlr)


There have been others who've taken a bit of fussing to get added. Persistence is key.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2024 02:00 PM (ExV1e)

304 I just more or less abandoned my regular nic, which I only take out for an occasional spin now.

The utter fucking obsession some of you have with calling everyone who says something you don't like an interloper or troll is faggy. You should stop doing it.
Posted by: Move to TX at November 14, 2024 01:59 PM (FzNTb)

Only trolls and fags abandon their regular nic when posting something unpopular.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2024 02:00 PM (UxUdu)

305 >>>It's a very slow news day.

Here's one about that cow Nikki Haley whining that Trump said no way for Haley in his 2nd term.
https://is.gd/nJexy8

Posted by: No Name Today at November 14, 2024 02:00 PM (vlXMQ)

306 The Reader was a much better movie with more Winslet boobs.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 01:57 PM (D6PGr)

======

The Reader is a terrible movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 01:58 PM (GBKbO

I said it was much better than the Titanic which I hated. Even without the comparison I didn’t think it was terrible.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 02:01 PM (D6PGr)

307 She was the best thing about Titanic.

(Well, other than Kate Winslet's boobs, but I saw it on a flight, so Kate's nekkid scene was cut out.)
Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 01:55 PM (v6JzV)


Didn't we have a regular commenter called Kate Winslet's boobs?

Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 02:01 PM (N0dT2)

308 Hey. How about that covid.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 14, 2024 02:01 PM (PBfx1)

309 When the Dems say "our democracy",substitute "our bureaucracy". That's what they really mean.
Posted by: Notsothoreau


Substitute "our grift."

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 14, 2024 02:01 PM (OIPBq)

310 Doge Coin is up 248% this month
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And that bastard, Trump, is wiping out my gold gains!!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 02:01 PM (hovnC)

311 Well I never heard of this thing before but I'm calling it BlewGuy from now on

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2024 02:01 PM (7oYYI)

312 Donald Trump announces Tyrion Lannister will lead the Department of Drinking and Knowing Shit.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 14, 2024 01:59 PM (OIPBq)

That's a fun department.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 02:01 PM (CIS44)

313 I was called a troll once and it didn't hurt my feelings because I'm dead inside.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2024 02:01 PM (jyAD3)

314
Kaitlan Collins
@kaitlancollins

Veteran Sen. Tammy Duckworth on Pete Hegseth saying women shouldn’t serve in combat: “I would ask him, ‘Where do you think I lost my legs? In a bar fight?’ I’m pretty sure I was in combat when that happened.”

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 02:02 PM (TGPs7)

315 Doge Coin is up 248% this month
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It'll hit $1 in the next 3-4 months. Currently at 0.39.

(not financial advice)

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 14, 2024 02:02 PM (4caj6)

316 Lunch at the Waffle House. It occurred to me that in what must be at least a couple hundred times at various WHs, I've never seen a woman on the grill.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 14, 2024 02:02 PM (/9y/E)

317 Donald Trump announces that Captain Ahab is in charge of a new Seaworld exhibition starring Moby Dick

Donald Trump announces that The Dread Pirate Roberts will be in charge of getting used to disappointment.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2024 02:02 PM (xCA6C)

318 294 When the Dems say "our democracy",substitute "our bureaucracy". That's what they really mean.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 14, 2024 01:59 PM

--

In my mind, I substitute with "kleptocracy." They're both good.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 14, 2024 02:02 PM (wzAuc)

319 Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper is still one my favorite Moron nics.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 02:02 PM (aD39U)

320 Paradoxically, the Biden/Harris regime may have saved America. It directly and with brutal efficiency sold Americans (enough to make a difference, anyway) on the calamitous idiocy and malice of the Left.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 14, 2024 02:02 PM (h/ffs)

321 Didn't we have a regular commenter called Kate Winslet's boobs?
Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 02:01 PM (N0dT2)

She Hobbit's dearly departed husband.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 02:02 PM (CIS44)

322 >>Veteran Sen. Tammy Duckworth on Pete Hegseth saying women shouldn’t serve in combat: “I would ask him, ‘Where do you think I lost my legs? In a bar fight?’ I’m pretty sure I was in combat when that happened.”


That will teach her to leave the Kitchen.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2024 02:03 PM (z/jjr)

323 The Reader was a much better movie with more Winslet boobs.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 01:57 PM (D6PGr)

======

The Reader is a terrible movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


We know: Kate Winslet has some microscopic imperfection, and you would not bang her.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 02:03 PM (v6JzV)

324 Patrick Webb
@RealPatrickWebb
BREAKING: Nancy Pelosi to run for reelection in 2026, according to FEC filings.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2024 02:03 PM (NpAcC)

325 Veteran Sen. Tammy Duckworth on Pete Hegseth saying women shouldn’t serve in combat: “I would ask him, ‘Where do you think I lost my legs? In a bar fight?’ I’m pretty sure I was in combat when that happened.”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 02:02 PM (TGPs7)

I don’t get the logic of that retort?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 02:03 PM (D6PGr)

326 How to play the bass.

https://is.gd/kf2Gus

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 14, 2024 02:03 PM (L/fGl)

327 Darth Vader as Trump's Congressional Liaison.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 14, 2024 02:03 PM (VNX3d)

328 @307 we had one called BeBe's Boobs.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 14, 2024 02:03 PM (WPL6O)

329 Kaitlan Collins
@kaitlancollins

Veteran Sen. Tammy Duckworth on Pete Hegseth saying women shouldn’t serve in combat: “I would ask him, ‘Where do you think I lost my legs? In a bar fight?’ I’m pretty sure I was in combat when that happened.”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 02:02 PM (TGPs7)

Ummmm who wants to tell her...

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 02:03 PM (CIS44)

330 Didn't we have a regular commenter called Kate Winslet's boobs?
Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 02:01 PM (N0dT2)

She Hobbit's dearly departed husband.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 02:02 PM (CIS44)


Thanks. How did I not know that? Oh yeah -- I'm obtuse.

Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 02:04 PM (N0dT2)

331 AK House seat:

It's been clear for a week that the race would go to a runoff.

Begich (R) will be the clear favorite. The 2 candidates who will be eliminated are both more right-leaning than not-- Lizardtarian & Constitution parties.

Plus, I would think Trump & RNC will pull out all the stops-- don't want to get a black eye in the first election to be held after Nov. 5th.

Posted by: mnw at November 14, 2024 02:04 PM (NLIak)

332 Darth Vader as Trump's Congressional Liaison.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 14, 2024 02:03 PM (VNX3d)


He's been known to alter the deal.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 02:04 PM (aD39U)

333 I'm not a troll or a fag but i was told once to go back to giving blowjobs behind the mall, such is AOS.

Posted by: old chick at November 14, 2024 02:05 PM (F3Dlr)

334
The utter fucking obsession some of you have with calling everyone who says something you don't like an interloper or troll is faggy. You should stop doing it.
Posted by: Move to TX at November 14, 2024 01:59 PM (FzNTb)

You aren't a regular. Your anger gives you away.
All of us regulars are Happy, Happy, Happy right now.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 14, 2024 02:05 PM (1AK/y)

335
Doge Coin is up 248% this month

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

Gosh, it must be close to breaking $.50 per coin!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 14, 2024 01:52 PM


39-ish cents

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 14, 2024 02:05 PM (tljrc)

336 325 Veteran Sen. Tammy Duckworth on Pete Hegseth saying women shouldn’t serve in combat: “I would ask him, ‘Where do you think I lost my legs? In a bar fight?’ I’m pretty sure I was in combat when that happened.”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 02:02 PM (TGPs7)

I don’t get the logic of that retort?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 02:03 PM (D6PGr)

++++

It's called a non-sequitur, a Democrat specialty.

Posted by: No Name Today at November 14, 2024 02:05 PM (vlXMQ)

337 Blago didn't even flounce. He was really truly rooting for us though, honest. Longtime Republican. Just something of a worrier that's all.
Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 01:40 PM (ksjMr)

A dullard who loved polls until they disagreed with him.

I do not bemoan his absence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 01:42 PM (GBKbO)

A nevertrumper who couldn't be honest about it. Just posted "bad" stuff every chance he got.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2024 02:05 PM (dGCAG)

338 I do remember Kate Winslet's Boobs. (The commenter, that is.)

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 02:06 PM (v6JzV)

339 Is it a boob thread now?

Posted by: Perks up at November 14, 2024 02:06 PM (DobEs)

340 " Patrick Webb
@RealPatrickWebb
BREAKING: Nancy Pelosi to run for reelection in 2026, according to FEC filings.
Posted by: redridinghood"

I mean, Mitch McConnell literally looks like a corpse standing up. These people can't let go.

Posted by: eleven at November 14, 2024 02:06 PM (fV+MH)

341 The CIA's MLK assassination:

https://tinyurl.com/5du23swc

Expect a lot more to be revealed soon. As if we didn't know!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 14, 2024 02:06 PM (eY/fy)

342 Ask yourself. Why is a sodomite like Don Loser so concerned about abortion.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 14, 2024 01:47 PM (hvso3)

A statistically unlikely number of abortionists are gay men. Almost as if their hatred of women found a profitable outlet.

On the positive side, prayer works and some have come to Christ and renounced their evil.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 14, 2024 02:06 PM (s9EYN)

343 I hate to be a broken record but still no vic on absent friends, Ace.

I don't know who else to complain to.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 01:28 PM (aD39U)

It was apparent CBD didn't like him.

Probably not a coincidence.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2024 02:06 PM (dGCAG)

344 >>Veteran Sen. Tammy Duckworth on Pete Hegseth saying women shouldn’t serve in combat: “I would ask him, ‘Where do you think I lost my legs? In a bar fight?’ I’m pretty sure I was in combat when that happened.”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 02:02 PM

--

Word.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at November 14, 2024 02:06 PM (wzAuc)

345 Nancy Pelosi to run for reelection in 2026, according to FEC filings.

To the surprise of nobody.

Posted by: Jetto at November 14, 2024 02:06 PM (y6mhS)

346 39-ish cents
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 14, 2024 02:05 PM (tljrc)

I can buy 20% of a candy bar with that!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 14, 2024 02:06 PM (FGFJD)

347 How to play the bass.

https://is.gd/kf2Gus


Sure, on the first day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAatPPEaZDA

Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2024 02:06 PM (xCA6C)

348 Tammy managed to play the combat veteran victim card. Well done, Tammy!

Oh, and Tammy, the reason women shouldn't serve in combat is we, as men, don't like to see women horribly disfigured, even stupid bints like yourself.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 14, 2024 02:06 PM (tT6L1)

349 337 A nevertrumper who couldn't be honest about it. Just posted "bad" stuff every chance he got.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2024 02:05 PM (dGCAG)

======

My favorite thing of his:

Acting like he was super anti-Fauci earlier this year. That it was obvious even to him in March of 2020 that Fauci was a bad actor.

I went back through every post about Fauci in 2020, looking at Blago's comments.

He never commented about Fauci until after the election. Not once.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 02:07 PM (GBKbO)

350 Born in Bangkok, Thailand and raised in Honolulu, Hawaii, Duckworth was educated at the University of Hawaii at Manoa and George Washington University in Washington, D.C. A combat veteran of the Iraq War, she served as a U.S. Army helicopter pilot. In 2004, when her Black Hawk helicopter was hit by a rocket-propelled grenade fired by Iraqi insurgents, she lost both legs and some mobility in her right arm. She was the first female double amputee from the war.[4] Despite her injuries, she was awarded a medical waiver to continue serving in the Illinois Army National Guard for another ten years until she retired as a lieutenant colonel in 2014.[5]

Posted by: soledad o'brien's earpiece at November 14, 2024 02:07 PM (hovnC)

351 Is it a boob thread now?
Posted by: Perks up at November 14, 2024 02:06 PM (DobEs)

All threads devolve, or evolve to boob threads here.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 14, 2024 02:07 PM (NtVYv)

352
Having states decide the issue is far more democratic than imposing a federal judicial fiat on the whole country.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 14, 2024 01:53 PM (paSBy)



Can you imagine the horror of having Fiats as the only cars in the US? Rather like the Zhiguli in the USSR.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 14, 2024 02:07 PM (y9nCu)

353 Is it a boob thread now?

Aren't they all?

Posted by: Jetto at November 14, 2024 02:07 PM (y6mhS)

354 I mean, Mitch McConnell literally looks like a corpse standing up.
Posted by: eleven at November 14, 2024 02:06 PM (fV+MH)

Corpses have more character.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 14, 2024 02:07 PM (h/ffs)

355 Nancy Pelosi to run for reelection in 2026, according to FEC filings.


Meh. Isn't it better to keep a tired senile grifter in there rather than a young hungry communist?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 02:08 PM (aD39U)

356 "First a video about leaving, and now a written statement? "

Netflix is working on a mini-series about it.

Posted by: Ripley at November 14, 2024 02:08 PM (GUOwU)

357 I'm not a troll or a fag but i was told once to go back to giving blowjobs behind the mall, such is AOS.
Posted by: old chick at November 14, 2024 02:05 PM (F3Dlr)

Maybe it was supposed to be a compliment?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2024 02:08 PM (dGCAG)

358 339 Is it a boob thread now?
Posted by: Perks up at November 14, 2024 02:06 PM (DobEs)

*checks style guide*

Huh, apparently it’s always a boob thread, no matter what the post is.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 14, 2024 02:08 PM (FGFJD)

359 304 I just more or less abandoned my regular nic, which I only take out for an occasional spin now.

The utter fucking obsession some of you have with calling everyone who says something you don't like an interloper or troll is faggy. You should stop doing it.
Posted by: Move to TX at November 14, 2024 01:59 PM (FzNTb)

Only trolls and fags abandon their regular nic when posting something unpopular.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2024 02:00 PM (UxUdu)

I don't think it's especially unpopular to think Blago is a squish but not a bad guy. I've more or less found the level of asshurt directed at some commenters (like Blago, or Scogg, or Joe Xiden, or qdpsteve, or BSG) to be a bit over the top, and I've said so under socks and my old handle pretty routinely.

Posted by: Move to TX at November 14, 2024 02:08 PM (FzNTb)

360 First a video about leaving, and now a written statement? This is more notice than we got from Biden when he dropped out of the race. pic.twitter.com/eHZoufzIqm

— Justine Bateman (@JustineBateman) November 14, 2024


Back in the 90's there was a 15 year old girl from Katy TX who was kidnapped and managed to break out of her bonds and killed her kidnapper. I know her. The reason I mention her here is that she looks a lot like Justine Bateman.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 14, 2024 02:08 PM (Da7Vv)

361 @307 we had one called BeBe's Boobs.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 14, 2024 02:03 PM (WPL6O)

She is a real person, and a very pretty lady.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2024 02:08 PM (UxUdu)

362 I'm not a troll or a fag but i was told once to go back to giving blowjobs behind the mall, such is AOS.
Posted by: old chick
===
Hey! That was me!

/joking

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 02:09 PM (hovnC)

363 Maybe it was supposed to be a compliment?
Posted by: BurtTC

If you say so.

Posted by: old chick at November 14, 2024 02:09 PM (F3Dlr)

364 Guys like Lemon fuss about abortion so women will think he cares about them. It doesn't work. Most women know fags find them gross and they only get along when they mean girls together.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 14, 2024 02:09 PM (wBaIH)

365 He never commented about Fauci until after the election. Not once.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 02:07 PM (GBKbO)

As the late great Norm MacDonald might say: They say it's the blatant dishonesty that's the worst part. I don't agree. It's the raping. That would be the worst part.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2024 02:10 PM (dGCAG)

366 359 I don't think it's especially unpopular to think Blago is a squish but not a bad guy. I've more or less found the level of asshurt directed at some commenters (like Blago, or Scogg, or Joe Xiden, or qdpsteve, or BSG) to be a bit over the top, and I've said so under socks and my old handle pretty routinely.
Posted by: Move to TX at November 14, 2024 02:08 PM (FzNTb)

No room for Weak Sisters.

Stone-Cold Killers Only.

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2024 02:10 PM (UnA8+)

367 351 Is it a boob thread now?
Posted by: Perks up at November 14, 2024 02:06 PM (DobEs)

All threads devolve, or evolve to boob threads here.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 14, 2024 02:07 PM (NtVYv)

It's the HQ equivalent of how things keep evolving into crabs. Proposed name for the phenomenon "Mamamrization."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2024 02:10 PM (B9Prs)

368 Donald Trump announces Lord Varys will lead the Department of Whispers.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024


***
Zombie George Michael will work for him in the subgroup, the Department of Careless Whispers.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 02:10 PM (J2vNu)

369 Science on trial?

Phil Holloway @PhilHollowayEsq
Rand is getting ready to expose the Covid coverups
Accountability and maybe some retribution as he takes over Senate Homeland Security Committee
Does Dr. “The Science” Fauci have a lawyer?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 14, 2024 02:11 PM (L/fGl)

370 Trump f***ed me


Finally. Ace gets tapped for a meaningful position.
Posted by: garrett


That sounds like sarcasm to me.

Posted by: Ben Dover at November 14, 2024 02:11 PM (vcOmj)

371 I'm not a troll or a fag but i was told once to go back to giving blowjobs behind the mall, such is AOS.
Posted by: old chick

See, we're just like family around here!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2024 02:11 PM (WXNFJ)

372 Why would anyone need "socks" and more than one "handle"?

Posted by: mnw at November 14, 2024 02:11 PM (NLIak)

373 Muscle mammary.

Posted by: eleven at November 14, 2024 02:11 PM (fV+MH)

374 Proposed name for the phenomenon "Mamamrization."
Posted by: joe, living dangerously


The best thing about my education was all of the rote mammarization.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 02:12 PM (v6JzV)

375 I'm not a troll or a fag but i was told once to go back to giving blowjobs behind the mall, such is AOS.
Posted by: old chick

See, we're just like family around here!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2024 02:11 PM (WXNFJ)



An Alabama family reunion.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 02:12 PM (aD39U)

376 Can you imagine the horror of having Fiats as the only cars in the US? Rather like the Zhiguli in the USSR.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


We'd have to import a metric fucktons of Italians.
Fix
It
Again
Tony

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 14, 2024 02:12 PM (OIPBq)

377 It was funny how Don helplessly searched for some other passerby to save him.
Posted by: eleven

I think the dog even gave him a dirty look and knew that he wasn't worth pissing on.

Posted by: Cheri at November 14, 2024 02:12 PM (oiNtH)

378 Science on trial?

Phil Holloway @PhilHollowayEsq
Rand is getting ready to expose the Covid coverups
Accountability and maybe some retribution as he takes over Senate Homeland Security Committee
Does Dr. “The Science” Fauci have a lawyer?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 14, 2024 02:11 PM (L/fGl)

Can we take Fauci's multi-million dollar fed protection service away? That troll made more than enough to pay for his own goons.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 02:12 PM (CIS44)

379 Hegseth is more interested in the effect of women and men serving side by side because of the lowered standards for women. The warrior culture is different with females.

He's never said they aren't brave or not willing to die for their Country.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2024 02:12 PM (jyAD3)

380 /joking
Posted by: andycanuck

I should never have told you that you were one of my favorite peeps around here!

Posted by: old chick at November 14, 2024 02:12 PM (F3Dlr)

381 It’s almost as if leftists have finally figured out that people across the planet are tired of their cult and their endless bullshit.

Now they’re retreating back to Bubbleland.
They’re currently working out an outline to keep the franchise going with another hit sequel.

I hate to break it to them but the world ain’t Fast & Furious.

Obama Part 3 - Revenge of the Mixed Race Girlboss went down in flames.

I don’t think Part 4 will ever make it out of development hell.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 14, 2024 02:12 PM (6ydKt)

382 Dammit, this girl is almost as good as Adele.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASwDc09GYD8

Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2024 02:12 PM (xCA6C)

383 George Michael est morte?

Posted by: eleven at November 14, 2024 02:13 PM (fV+MH)

384 That sumbitch!

Collin Ruggd@CollinRugg
NEW: Former deputy director of the FBI Andrew McCabe fumes over Trump's nomination of Matt Gaetz, says he will "tear things up" at the FBI
What an endorsement.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 14, 2024 02:13 PM (L/fGl)

385 Veteran Sen. Tammy Duckworth on Pete Hegseth saying women shouldn’t serve in combat: “I would ask him, ‘Where do you think I lost my legs? In a bar fight?’ I’m pretty sure I was in combat when that happened.”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 02:02 PM
--
Word.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at November 14, 2024 02:06 PM (wzAuc)
___________________

Could be worse.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at November 14, 2024 02:13 PM (YqDXo)

386 I'm not convinced all of the posters here are using their real names.

Posted by: Nicolette Hayleighsmith at November 14, 2024 02:13 PM (DobEs)

387 I don't think it's especially unpopular to think Blago is a squish but not a bad guy. I've more or less found the level of asshurt directed at some commenters (like Blago, or Scogg, or Joe Xiden, or qdpsteve, or BSG) to be a bit over the top, and I've said so under socks and my old handle pretty routinely.
Posted by: Move to TX at November 14, 2024 02:08 PM (FzNTb)

Then why not say so under your own handle? Do you not understand that posting such remarks under a throwaway pseudonym is a bad look?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2024 02:13 PM (UxUdu)

388 381 Obama Part 3 - Revenge of the Mixed Race Girlboss went down in flames.

I don’t think Part 4 will ever make it out of development hell.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 14, 2024 02:12 PM (6ydKt)

========

Part 4 will be an attempted remake by Hollywood where they recast the black guy with a white guy, in an ironic twist.

It will test poorly in screenings in Iowa, NH, and South Carolina, and the studio will be forced into massive reshoots up to and including recasting once more. They will be doing on the fly auditions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 02:14 PM (GBKbO)

389 Collin Ruggd@CollinRugg
NEW: Former deputy director of the FBI Andrew McCabe fumes over Trump's nomination of Matt Gaetz, says he will "tear things up" at the FBI
What an endorsement.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 14, 2024 02:13 PM (L/fGl)
--------------

Thank you McCabe, for confirming the nomination is having the desired effect.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 14, 2024 02:14 PM (tT6L1)

390 Is it a boob thread now?
Posted by: Perks up at November 14, 2024 02:06 PM (DobEs)

All threads devolve, or evolve develop to boob threads here.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 14, 2024 02:07 PM (NtVYv)

FIFM

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 14, 2024 02:14 PM (Aqu9a)

391 George Michael est morte?
Posted by: eleven at November 14, 2024


***
According to Wiki, since 2016.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 02:14 PM (J2vNu)

392
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at November 14, 2024 02:13 PM (YqDXo)

St. Pancake 'round my neck

Posted by: Jetto at November 14, 2024 02:14 PM (y6mhS)

393 And that bastard, Trump, is wiping out my gold gains!!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 02:01 PM (hovnC)

I promised my dad I wouldn't sell till Gold hit $5000.
Bought at $265/oz.

Someday. Maybe.

Posted by: Reforger at November 14, 2024 02:14 PM (xcIvR)

394 Isn't a Don Lemon something you make Limoncello with?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 14, 2024 02:14 PM (kTd/k)

395 Donald Trump announces Lord Varys will lead the Department of Whispers.
Posted by: Mister Ghost

***
Zombie George Michael will work for him in the subgroup, the Department of Careless Whispers.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere


Those guys need a good friend …

Posted by: Adriane the 80s Music Critic . . . at November 14, 2024 02:15 PM (wdHCj)

396 I do remember Kate Winslet's Boobs. (The commenter, that is.)
Posted by: Bulg

So does Pepperidge Farms

Pepperidge Farms remembers

Posted by: Pepperidge Farms at November 14, 2024 02:15 PM (vcOmj)

397 Don't scapegoat me, bro!

Posted by: George Clooney at November 14, 2024 02:15 PM (paSBy)

398 Here's one about that cow Nikki Haley whining that Trump said no way for Haley in his 2nd term.
https://is.gd/nJexy8


Haley, who claims she never wanted to work for Trump again, said Wednesday that Trump was “shallow” and that he was “playing games” she did not “need to play.” She then burst into tears and made the "call me" sign with her hand.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2024 02:15 PM (ExV1e)

399
Patrick Webb
@RealPatrickWebb
BREAKING: Nancy Pelosi to run for reelection in 2026, according to FEC filings.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2024 02:03 PM (NpAcC)


A couple of years ago, she was saying that she was retiring from Congress after this term.

Lying scrunt.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 14, 2024 02:15 PM (y9nCu)

400 There used to be a commenter at Hot Air, I think, whose nic was "Leggo My Blago."

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 02:16 PM (v6JzV)

401 I'm not a troll or a fag but i was told once to go back to giving blowjobs behind the mall, such is AOS.
Posted by: old chick

See, we're just like family around here!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2024 02:11 PM (WXNFJ)


An Alabama family reunion.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Still, it's a little early for the Airing of Grievances.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 14, 2024 02:16 PM (L/fGl)

402 I am growing more optimistic on Gaetz’s confirmation. If McCabe etc thought he would not get confirmed they would simply resort to mocking.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 14, 2024 02:16 PM (7PziG)

403 I promised my dad I wouldn't sell till Gold hit $5000.
Bought at $265/oz.

Someday. Maybe.
Posted by: Reforger at November 14, 2024 02:14 PM (xcIvR)
---------------

I bought a half ounce back during the Obama era. It's doubled in value since.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 14, 2024 02:16 PM (tT6L1)

404
Veteran Sen. Tammy Duckworth on Pete Hegseth saying women shouldn’t serve in combat: “I would ask him, ‘Where do you think I lost my legs? In a bar fight?’ I’m pretty sure I was in combat when that happened.”
Posted by: Mister Ghost

================

Either way: she lost them in a place where she didn't belong.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 14, 2024 02:16 PM (Xwngz)

405 This flounce thread is in need of flouncing.

Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 02:16 PM (N0dT2)

406 Still, it's a little early for the Airing of Grievances.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 14, 2024 02:16 PM (L/fGl)

What about Feats of Strength? Can we get those going?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 02:16 PM (CIS44)

407 Hey Donny!
Ain't it great you live in a country where you can pick up and go all you want? And the rest of us don't have to give a damn?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2024 02:16 PM (W/lyH)

408 402 I am growing more optimistic on Gaetz’s confirmation. If McCabe etc thought he would not get confirmed they would simply resort to mocking.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 14, 2024 02:16 PM (7PziG)

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Conflicting anonymous reports ranging from, "Senate GOP will just do it," to "There are 10 GOP senators who will never vote for Gaetz."

The latter was from Richard Blumenthal who would never make anything up, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 02:17 PM (GBKbO)

409 And that bastard, Trump, is wiping out my gold gains!!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 02:01 PM (hovnC)

I promised my dad I wouldn't sell till Gold hit $5000.
Bought at $265/oz.

Someday. Maybe.
Posted by: Reforger
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Sold my silver about a week before the election.

Posted by: scampydog at November 14, 2024 02:17 PM (2bFN5)

410 Next year, we're going to see ALL the JFK files. And the UFO files, too.

Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2024 02:17 PM (rj6Yv)

411 I should never have told you that you were one of my favorite peeps around here!
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😊

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 02:18 PM (hovnC)

412 George Michael est morte?
Posted by: eleven at November 14, 2024 02:13 PM (fV+MH)

Tanned, rested, & ready!

Posted by: Andrew Ridgeley - Half o' Wham! at November 14, 2024 02:18 PM (Aqu9a)

413
The latter was from Richard Blumenthal who would never make anything up, though.

Well, except for the whole Viet Nam thing.

Posted by: Jetto at November 14, 2024 02:18 PM (y6mhS)

414 386 I'm not convinced all of the posters here are using their real names.
Posted by: Nicolette Hayleighsmith at November 14, 2024 02:13 PM (DobEs)

Can’t believe you’re doubting what’s on my birth certificate.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 14, 2024 02:18 PM (FGFJD)

415 Veteran Sen. Tammy Duckworth on Pete Hegseth saying women shouldn’t serve in combat: “I would ask him, ‘Where do you think I lost my legs? In a bar fight?’ I’m pretty sure I was in combat when that happened.”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 02:02 PM (TGPs7)


I'd like him to respond with "I didn't say that women had never been in combat. I said that women should not be in combat. You twat." Sadly, the nature of Senatorial confirmations suggests that he won't.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2024 02:18 PM (ExV1e)

416 Sold my silver about a week before the election.
Posted by: scampydog at November 14, 2024 02:17 PM (2bFN5)



I am still unwinding my shorts from election day.

I was gonna be happy one way or the other.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 02:19 PM (aD39U)

417
The problem with seeing ALL the JFK files is that if they don't support anyone's pet theory, they'll say we're not seeing ALL the JFK files.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2024 02:19 PM (qtj73)

418 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

2 years ago, AOC posted an apology for forgetting to put pronouns in her bio.

She just removed them on X.

https://tinyurl.com/2c4us8ue

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2024 02:19 PM (NpAcC)

419 I'm not convinced all of the posters here are using their real names.

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What makes you say that?

Posted by: Slappyballs Von Tiddydinkles The Third at November 14, 2024 02:20 PM (M7vhK)

420 I'm not convinced all of the posters here are using their real names.
Posted by: Nicolette Hayleighsmith


Harrumph!

Posted by: Spiro Agnew at November 14, 2024 02:20 PM (OIPBq)

421 Sold my silver about a week before the election.
Posted by: scampydog


I can teach you how to eat with chop sticks, if you like …

Posted by: Adriane the 80s Music Critic . . . at November 14, 2024 02:20 PM (wdHCj)

422 Hey, fellow kids!!!!

Posted by: Bob Johnson at November 14, 2024 02:20 PM (fV+MH)

423 >>Veteran Sen. Tammy Duckworth on Pete Hegseth saying women shouldn’t serve in combat: “I would ask him, ‘Where do you think I lost my legs? In a bar fight?’ I’m pretty sure I was in combat when that happened.”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 02:02 PM

Here we go again. He didn't say that they DIDN'T serve in combat, he said that they shouldn't. But then you knew that and is attempting to use your missing legs to beat him with.

Posted by: Cheri at November 14, 2024 02:20 PM (oiNtH)

424 >>>Bonus: Here's this tedious tendentious pansy

LOL

Posted by: m at November 14, 2024 02:20 PM (VnUSN)

425 Someday. Maybe.
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I was worried about the investments tax hit!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 02:20 PM (hovnC)

426 419 I'm not convinced all of the posters here are using their real names.

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What makes you say that?
Posted by: Slappyballs Von Tiddydinkles The Third at November 14, 2024 02:20 PM (M7vhK)

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That comment was obviously not directed at you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 02:20 PM (GBKbO)

427 I far prefer slinking or skulking to flounce g.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 14, 2024 02:21 PM (kTd/k)

428 I am still unwinding my shorts from election day.

I was gonna be happy one way or the other.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
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I took some profit on that spike but did not short anything.

Posted by: scampydog at November 14, 2024 02:21 PM (2bFN5)

429 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

2 years ago, AOC posted an apology for forgetting to put pronouns in her bio.

She just removed them on X.


Ha/Ha

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 14, 2024 02:21 PM (OIPBq)

430 Is it a boob thread now?
Posted by: Perks up at November 14, 2024 02:06 PM (DobEs)


Every thread is a boob thread.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2024 02:21 PM (ExV1e)

431 Thats not really an argument, on Duckworth part,

of course she won the senate when Senator Kirk had that stroke, her most obvious affect was allowing her staff to talk to the alexandria shooter in 2017, as did Durbins,

Posted by: no 6 at November 14, 2024 02:21 PM (pGTZo)

432 There used to be a commenter at Hot Air, I think, whose nic was "Leggo My Blago."
Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 02:16 PM (v6JzV)


Don't recall that one. There are 2 or 3 commenters from back in the day over there that I would be curious as to "whatever happened to". Manly Rash is the main one. He flounced from Hot Air and at one point had has own blog. It seemed to fizzle.

Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 02:21 PM (N0dT2)

433 The more I think about the Gaetz nomination, it makes sense.

Like River Tam taking on a chamber filled with Reavers.

Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2024 02:21 PM (rj6Yv)

434 The problem with seeing ALL the JFK files is that if they don't support anyone's pet theory, they'll say we're not seeing ALL the JFK files.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2024 02:19 PM (qtj73)

That's just what THEY want you to think!

Posted by: Count de Monet fashioning a new foil chapeau at November 14, 2024 02:21 PM (Aqu9a)

435 A couple of years ago, she was saying that she was retiring from Congress after this term.

Lying scrunt.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 14, 2024 02:15 PM (y9nCu)
*******
Power and $ is her addiction.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2024 02:21 PM (NpAcC)

436 I put my faith in Blast Hardcheese.

Posted by: Jetto at November 14, 2024 02:22 PM (y6mhS)

437
Either way: she lost them in a place where she didn't belong.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's
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From a man's perspective, I think she inadvertantly makes the point.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2024 02:22 PM (XeU6L)

438 Say what you will about Twitter but if a lefty posts something stupid the comments section is a very good time.

Like your mom.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2024 02:22 PM (jyAD3)

439 I far prefer slinking or skulking to flounce g.
Posted by: Northernlurker


If one is going to flounce , one might as well sashay to the door, then flounce out it.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 14, 2024 02:22 PM (OIPBq)

440 A couple of years ago, she was saying that she was retiring from Congress after this term.

Lying scrunt.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 14, 2024 02:15 PM (y9nCu)
*******
Power and $ is her addiction.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2024 02:21 PM (NpAcC)



It keeps her out of prison.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 02:22 PM (aD39U)

441 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

2 years ago, AOC posted an apology for forgetting to put pronouns in her bio.

She just removed them on X.

https://tinyurl.com/2c4us8ue
Posted by: redridinghood
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Was wondering if that was true. Received a text earlier but not on social media to verify. Hilarious. The Bray and the White Flag.

Posted by: scampydog at November 14, 2024 02:23 PM (2bFN5)

442 Fucking random man on the street makes Don lemon look like a jackass.

Posted by: El Mariachi at November 14, 2024 02:23 PM (nLFEI)

443 Like River Tam taking on a chamber filled with Reavers.
Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2024 02:21 PM (rj6Yv)

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I'm going to watch that again tonight.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2024 02:23 PM (jyAD3)

444 Still, it's a little early for the Airing of Grievances.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I'm going to be 67 next month so I can't depend on Fridays, like Nurse (another fav) suggests.

Posted by: old chick at November 14, 2024 02:23 PM (F3Dlr)

445 A couple of years ago, she was saying that she was retiring from Congress after this term.

Lying scrunt.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 14, 2024 02:15 PM (y9nCu)
*******
Power and $ is her addiction.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2024 02:21 PM (NpAcC)

Plus you think she wants to home when Paulie has his late night ghey hammer parties?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 02:23 PM (CIS44)

446
For example, I think JFK was assassinated in a conspiracy among the Federal Reserve, the Grange, the Rosicrucians and the Masons (Scottish Rite).

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2024 02:23 PM (qtj73)

447 Hegseth is more interested in the effect of women and men serving side by side because of the lowered standards for women. The warrior culture is different with females.

He's never said they aren't brave or not willing to die for their Country.
Posted by: Seems Legit

I am not on board with Tammy Baldwin's politics, but I appreciate that she served and was grievously injured while serving.
Having said that, I think Hegseth meant actual trigger pullers, combat oriented pilots (CAS, with planes and copters), tank drivers, artillery, etc.
Only about 15% of the Army actually is in combat. Most of them serve in support roles, which doesn't mean that they can't be shot at, bombed, shelled, etc.

Baldwin is trying to make a point and block Hegseth, who is trying to get DEI and such out of the military, because it is screwing up the mission.
He as much as said so in an interview with Shawn Ryan earlier this year.
Diversity is NOT our strength. There has to be unity to accomplish the mission.

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at November 14, 2024 02:23 PM (vcOmj)

448 If one is going to flounce , one might as well sashay to the door, then flounce out it.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 14, 2024 02:22 PM (OIPBq)

A twerk or two would not be amiss, either.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2024 02:23 PM (UxUdu)

449 Sold my silver about a week before the election.
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I mis-sold some 10-oz and 5-oz rounds I had at the $25/oz the 6-9 months or so ago while wearying of it getting back p to the $30 or so mark. Doh!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 02:24 PM (hovnC)

450 Kaitlan Collins
@kaitlancollins

Veteran Sen. Tammy Duckworth on Pete Hegseth saying women shouldn’t serve in combat: “I would ask him, ‘Where do you think I lost my legs? In a bar fight?’ I’m pretty sure I was in combat when that happened.”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 02:02 PM (TGPs7)

A woman in a support role (like truck driver) can lose her legs too. We just don't want you at the tip of the spear.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 14, 2024 02:24 PM (g8Ew8)

451 she will be mummified in the Rayburn building,

Posted by: no 6 at November 14, 2024 02:24 PM (pGTZo)

452 Gaetz was able to remove an entrenched thorn in the side of conservatives. With that skill I think he would make a very successful AG.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 02:24 PM (D6PGr)

453 You just know Tammy if you score points on the issues with her, and prove her wrong, she'll play the "I lost my legs in combat" card.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 14, 2024 02:24 PM (tT6L1)

454 >>>Bonus: Here's this tedious tendentious pansy

tedious tendentious twitterless twink?

Posted by: m at November 14, 2024 02:24 PM (VnUSN)

455
I am not on board with Tammy Baldwin's politics, but I appreciate that she served and was grievously injured while serving.
Having said that, I think Hegseth meant actual trigger pullers, combat oriented pilots (CAS, with planes and copters), tank drivers, artillery, etc.
Only about 15% of the Army actually is in combat. Most of them serve in support roles, which doesn't mean that they can't be shot at, bombed, shelled, etc.


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This is true. And support roles are important -it's how shit gets done. If they're good.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2024 02:25 PM (jyAD3)

456 Haley, who claims she never wanted to work for Trump again, said Wednesday that Trump was “shallow” and that he was “playing games” she did not “need to play.” She then burst into tears and made the "call me" sign with her hand.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2024 02:15 PM (ExV1e)
_______________

Then she should be happy. What's the problem?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2024 02:25 PM (YqDXo)

457 tedious tendentious twitterless twink?

Totally

Posted by: Jetto at November 14, 2024 02:25 PM (y6mhS)

458 Musk should immediately delete their accounts and all content as soon as they declare they are leaving X.

Posted by: TC at November 14, 2024 02:25 PM (cHOHf)

459
FedGov workers grossly overestimate their indispensability.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2024 02:25 PM (qtj73)

460 You just know Tammy if you score points on the issues with her, and prove her wrong, she'll play the "I lost my legs in combat" card.
Posted by: blake


Kinda like, "I was raised middle class".

I'm sensing a pattern.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 14, 2024 02:25 PM (OIPBq)

461 For example, I think JFK was assassinated in a conspiracy among the Federal Reserve, the Grange, the Rosicrucians and the Masons (Scottish Rite).
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Allen Dulles and LBJ.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 02:25 PM (v6JzV)

462 You just know Tammy if you score points on the issues with her, and prove her wrong, she'll play the "I lost my legs in combat" card.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 14, 2024 02:24 PM (tT6L1)

What does that have to do with the marginal tax rate, Tammy?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 02:26 PM (CIS44)

463 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

2 years ago, AOC posted an apology for forgetting to put pronouns in her bio.

She just removed them on X.

https://tinyurl.com/2c4us8ue
Posted by: redridinghood

Nature is healing

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2024 02:26 PM (B9Prs)

464 I've more or less found the level of asshurt directed at some commenters (like Blago, or Scogg, or Joe Xiden, or qdpsteve, or BSG) to be a bit over the top

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I tend to agree about most of those guys. But Joe Xiden is a legit troll. He has the same routine he runs on a two-year cycle, always getting banned or flouncing around election time.

This last cycle was exceptional -he wound up into the open antagonism stage of his trolling early and got banned much faster than usual.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2024 02:26 PM (7oYYI)

465 Hugh Hewitt said McCarthy was a very good friend. He's not liking Gaetz as AG.

Suck it Hugh.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2024 02:26 PM (jyAD3)

466 I recall the female soldier ( I think assigned to truck convoy) who was captured by the insurgents and the big deal it was.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 02:26 PM (D6PGr)

467 The latter was from Richard Blumenthal who would never make anything up, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Richard Blumenthal? Was he in Viet Nam, JUST LIKE ME?

Posted by: John Kerry, retired at November 14, 2024 02:26 PM (vcOmj)

468 Hugh who?

Posted by: Jetto at November 14, 2024 02:26 PM (y6mhS)

469 For example, I think JFK was assassinated in a conspiracy among the Federal Reserve, the Grange, the Rosicrucians and the Masons (Scottish Rite).


*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Colonel Sanders at November 14, 2024 02:26 PM (aD39U)

470
Doesn't stupid Tammy Duckworth kinda prove Pete Hegseth's point?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 02:27 PM (z39dS)

471 I wish I knew she was this awesome all along.
Posted by: eleven at November 14, 2024 01:35 PM (fV+MH)

Mallory wasn't leftist in that TV show, the parents were. She was a consumerist.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 14, 2024 02:27 PM (n7h9X)

472 For example, I think JFK was assassinated in a conspiracy among the Federal Reserve, the Grange, the Rosicrucians and the Masons (Scottish Rite).
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Allen Dulles and LBJ.
Posted by: Bulg


CIA. They wanted boots on the ground in Vietnam and JFK didn't.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 14, 2024 02:27 PM (OIPBq)

473 You just know Tammy if you score points on the issues with her, and prove her wrong, she'll play the "I lost my legs in combat" card.
Posted by: blake



She'd still have her legs and is pissed off about that?

Seems, odd.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

474 What does that have to do with the marginal tax rate, Tammy?
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 02:26 PM (CIS44)
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I was raised middle class and lost my legs in combat!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 14, 2024 02:27 PM (tT6L1)

475 I mis-sold some 10-oz and 5-oz rounds I had at the $25/oz the 6-9 months or so ago while wearying of it getting back p to the $30 or so mark. Doh!
Posted by: andycanuck
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Nothing wrong with booking profits. I was on the edge of selling during the same time period you mentioned. I think I was traveling or mine would have been gone then also.

Posted by: scampydog at November 14, 2024 02:27 PM (2bFN5)

476 I mis-sold some 10-oz and 5-oz rounds I had at the $25/oz the 6-9 months or so ago while wearying of it getting back p to the $30 or so mark. Doh!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 02:24 PM (hovnC)

...I know I've got a few bars squirreled away somewhere.
No where did they go ... William ... WILLIAM HERBERT HUNT ... what did you do with them !!!

Posted by: zombie Nelson Bunker Hunt at November 14, 2024 02:27 PM (TTAGa)

477
Remind me again which Democrat lost their leg in a non-combat role? Max Cleland?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 02:27 PM (z39dS)

478 You just know Tammy if you score points on the issues with her, and prove her wrong, she'll play the "I lost my legs in combat" card.
Posted by: blake


Kinda like, "I was raised middle class".

I'm sensing a pattern.
Posted by: rickb223
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I was a Command Sergeant Major!

Posted by: Tampon Timmy at November 14, 2024 02:28 PM (XeU6L)

479 @RealPatrickWebb
BREAKING: Nancy Pelosi to run for reelection in 2026, according to FEC filings.
Posted by: redridinghood"

I mean, Mitch McConnell literally looks like a corpse standing up. These people can't let go.
Posted by: eleven at November 14, 2024 02:06 PM (fV+MH)
___________________________

It's patently obvious that they don't want to run the risk of losing power (but more importantly control and influence) because then they run the risk of someone pointing out all the illegality they participated in while they are still alive (without the ability to shape their future). They figure if they die in office they will be protected by.....decorum. No one likes to piss on a corpse. The second Pelosi or McConnell no longer have their power to protect them, they become vulnerable. And, everyone knows there is an absolute treasure trove of illegalities and backstabbing in which they participated. Good god, just look at the net worth of those two.

Posted by: Orson at November 14, 2024 02:28 PM (dIske)

480
Hugh Hewitt said McCarthy was a very good friend. He's not liking Gaetz as AG.

Suck it Hugh.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2024 02:26 PM (jyAD3)


Maybe Hugh can flounce back onto whatever it was he flounced out of recently.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2024 02:28 PM (qtj73)

481 It must be hard for Don Lemon, an aging gay queen well past his social and professional prime, to accept that nobody cares what he has to say. Add in that he is most likely being sent early bird restaurant coupons and he's finding the annual Medicare plan ads interesting, what's a homo to do but preen in front of his ceiling to floor mirror.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 14, 2024 02:28 PM (rahqB)

482 466 I recall the female soldier ( I think assigned to truck convoy) who was captured by the insurgents and the big deal it was.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 02:26 PM (D6PGr)

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Rescued by SEALS or Army special forces, can't remember. I think SEALS.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2024 02:28 PM (jyAD3)

483 she'll play the "I lost my legs in combat" card.


Ma'am. This is a Wendys.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 02:28 PM (aD39U)

484 Mallory wasn't leftist in that TV show, the parents were. She was a consumerist.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 14, 2024 02:27 PM (n7h9X)

She did date the dirty artist, though he always made me laugh.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 02:28 PM (CIS44)

485
btw, did Pete Hegseth even say that?

I cannot trust cnn for anything.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 02:29 PM (z39dS)

486 481 It must be hard for Don Lemon
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 14, 2024 02:28 PM (rahqB)

I mean, maybe?

Posted by: m at November 14, 2024 02:29 PM (VnUSN)

487 "sexual assaulter and gay pincushion"

That's good.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2024 02:29 PM (jyAD3)

488 Allen Dulles and LBJ.
Posted by: Bulg


CIA. They wanted boots on the ground in Vietnam and JFK didn't.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices


Yeah. Dulles had been canned from the CIA at the point, but he was still calling the shots. And he was also pissed at Kennedy because JFK wouldn't send support to the Bay of Pigs.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 02:29 PM (v6JzV)

489 does it really matter what she says anymore,

Posted by: no 6 at November 14, 2024 02:29 PM (pGTZo)

490 Remind me again which Democrat lost their leg in a non-combat role? Max Cleland?
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Yes. GA

Posted by: Tampon Timmy at November 14, 2024 02:29 PM (XeU6L)

491 Bluesky is a literal Twitter offshoot.

Dorsey started it at Twitter in 2019.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 14, 2024 02:29 PM (Y9qWn)

492 It must be hard for Don Lemon
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 14, 2024 02:28 PM (rahqB)

I mean, maybe?
Posted by: m

For the Win!

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 14, 2024 02:29 PM (rahqB)

493 For example, I think JFK was assassinated in a conspiracy among the Federal Reserve, the Grange, the Rosicrucians and the Masons (Scottish Rite).

***
The Grange
?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 02:30 PM (J2vNu)

494 Remind me again which Democrat lost their leg in a non-combat role? Max Cleland?


A grenade mangled his legs. One of his own that he accidentally dropped.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 02:30 PM (aD39U)

495
Rescued by SEALS >>>> Rescued by otters

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2024 02:30 PM (qtj73)

496 I recall the female soldier ( I think assigned to truck convoy) who was captured by the insurgents and the big deal it was.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 02:26 PM (D6PGr)



Had a buddy that was over there during that time. He was PISSSSSED she was put in that position.

Not only should she not have been there, she was GROSSLY underqualified to be.

Then, they had to risk multiple lives going into the belly of the beast and get her back.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

497 Doesn't stupid Tammy Duckworth kinda prove Pete Hegseth's point?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 02:27 PM (z39dS)
__________________

You'd think, wouldn't you?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 14, 2024 02:30 PM (YqDXo)

498 Afternoon.

That chick in the sidebar just *has* to be squatting down or sliding down against the wall. The proportions would be all fucked up otherwise. She'd be like Hank's dad in King Of The Hill with a normal sized torso and teeny tiny little legs.

Posted by: Robert at November 14, 2024 02:30 PM (M0k2R)

499 The Grange?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 02:30 PM (J2vNu)



They got a lotta nice girls AHH!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

500
Was Duckworth in a vehicle acceident or something?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 02:31 PM (z39dS)

501 Babylon Bee: Weird, But OK: Trump Selects Dave Mustaine As Secretary Of Housing And Urban Development

https://tinyurl.com/3hpt3m9w

Posted by: Robert at November 14, 2024 02:31 PM (M0k2R)

502 The Grange?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 02:30 PM (J2vNu)

Surprise is their greatest weapon. Nobody ever expects the Grange.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2024 02:31 PM (UxUdu)

503
Blue skies
Smiling at me
Nothing but blue skies
Do I see

Bluesky
Smiling at me
Nothing but Bluesky
Do I see

Posted by: m at November 14, 2024 02:31 PM (VnUSN)

504 He's going to girls now...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 14, 2024 02:32 PM (d2bW3)

505 Hegseth seems pretty logical. I wouldn't be surprised if he reinstates the original physical requirements that have been watered down to accommodate women in the military. He made of pointing out in his interviews that only the Marines and Special Forces held the line for a while on that issue.

Posted by: Orson at November 14, 2024 02:32 PM (dIske)

506 Oswald was not a lone nut gun man.

Posted by: Count de Monet watches America's Untold Stories at November 14, 2024 02:32 PM (Aqu9a)

507 he problem with seeing ALL the JFK files is that if they don't support anyone's pet theory, they'll say we're not seeing ALL the JFK files.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2024 02:19 PM (qtj73)

JFK was obviously suicide.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 14, 2024 02:32 PM (n7h9X)

508 The Grange?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 02:30 PM (J2vNu)


Uh, huh, huh, HUH!

Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 02:32 PM (N0dT2)

509 Doesn't stupid Tammy Duckworth kinda prove Pete Hegseth's point?

Posted by: Soothsayer

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I'm just guessing, but even most hardened feminist would rather not have their legs blown off.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 14, 2024 02:32 PM (sX1BW)

510 491 Bluesky is a literal Twitter offshoot.

Dorsey started it at Twitter in 2019.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 14, 2024 02:29 PM (Y9qWn)

Damn Rasputin looking creep, needs the same type of intervention.

Does the Potomac freeze in the winter?

Posted by: browndog looking for the pistols, poison, and ropes at November 14, 2024 02:32 PM (TTAGa)

511 507 he problem with seeing ALL the JFK files is that if they don't support anyone's pet theory, they'll say we're not seeing ALL the JFK files.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2024 02:19 PM (qtj73)

JFK was obviously suicide.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 14, 2024 02:32 PM (n7h9X)

========

False.

It was matricide.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 02:32 PM (GBKbO)

512 They got a lotta nice girls AHH!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
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Ear worm. Damn you!

Posted by: scampydog at November 14, 2024 02:33 PM (2bFN5)

513 Remind me again which Democrat lost their leg in a non-combat role? Max Cleland?
Posted by: Soothsayer

Max was hopping off a chopper, and inadvertantly pulled the pin on his own grenade and blew his legs off.

Pretty tragic accident, but not exactly a combat wound, in the honest sense of it.

Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at November 14, 2024 02:33 PM (vcOmj)

514 Posted by: alexthechick at November 14, 2024 02:29 PM (Y9qWn)

Howdy, ma'am!

Posted by: m at November 14, 2024 02:33 PM (VnUSN)

515
Blutarsky >>>> Bluesky

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2024 02:33 PM (qtj73)

516 Conflicting anonymous reports ranging from, "Senate GOP will just do it," to "There are 10 GOP senators who will never vote for Gaetz."

The latter was from Richard Blumenthal who would never make anything up, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 02:17 PM (GBKbO)

Of course he wouldn't. He's the anchor that holds truth fast.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 14, 2024 02:33 PM (g8Ew8)

517 The Grange?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 02:30 PM (J2vNu)


They got a lotta nice girls AHH!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

Uh, huh, huh, HUH!
Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 02:32 PM (N0dT2)


Again!

Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 02:33 PM (N0dT2)

518 302 I think congress has to vote to repeal the EV credit. And we know they won’t. Because well, GOP.
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 14, 2024 01:59 PM (0tdpC)

They need to axe the NG tax that was shuttled through in the Green New Scam too.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 02:00 PM (CIS44)

And end Ethanol in gasoline.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 14, 2024 02:33 PM (wtvvX)

519 As of now, he's still on X. Apparently, he is taking the same approach as Who to farewell tours.

Posted by: Redbanzai at November 14, 2024 02:33 PM (HwNQB)

520
A grenade mangled his legs. One of his own that he accidentally dropped.

Does the Army have a medal for Comic Ineptitude?

Posted by: Jetto at November 14, 2024 02:34 PM (y6mhS)

521 Was Duckworth in a vehicle acceident or something?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 02:31 PM (z39dS)

Helicopter she was piloting was shot down.

So yeah vehicle accident I guess.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 02:34 PM (D6PGr)

522 Don lemon is the living version of Phil Hendrie's character Doug Dannger, a gay man and a gay journalist.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 14, 2024 02:34 PM (rahqB)

523
Remember biden made "flight suits" for pregnant pilots?

That's another thing that lost Democrats the election.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 02:34 PM (z39dS)

524
Pretty tragic accident, but not exactly a combat wound, in the honest sense of it.
Posted by: A face in the crowd.... at November 14, 2024 02:33 PM (vcOmj)



Didn't Beau Biden have a Purple Heart? Did he staple that skin flap between the thumb and forefinger to a pack of papers?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

525 AtC is here? Uh oh, everybody look busy.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 02:34 PM (v6JzV)

526 I think congress has to vote to repeal the EV credit.

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This is probably the best thing that could happen to Tesla.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 14, 2024 02:34 PM (sX1BW)

527
Shot down?

Or she crashed her own chopper?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 02:35 PM (z39dS)

528 She did date the dirty artist, though he always made me laugh.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 02:28 PM (CIS4

Nick

Posted by: InZona at November 14, 2024 02:35 PM (SIiEi)

529 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at November 14, 2024 02:35 PM (GYt5+)

530 Nood dem governors!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 14, 2024 02:35 PM (FGFJD)

531 re: sidebar

that's just a chick advertising her onlyfans

every hobby subreddit has girls posting about the "hobby" in order to advertise their onlyfans

Posted by: brak at November 14, 2024 02:35 PM (NGHTx)

532
And end Ethanol in gasoline.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 14, 2024 02:33 PM (wtvvX)



They knew ethanol was shit back in the 1800's.

End that boondoggle and end biodiesel in diesel. That shit's for shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

533 So yeah vehicle accident I guess.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 02:34 PM (D6PGr)

"T'warn't no accident, them critters did it a-purpose!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2024 02:35 PM (UxUdu)

534 AOC's pronouns were never "she/her".

They've always been "Hee/Haw".

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2024 02:35 PM (UnA8+)

535 Bring It On Nood.

Posted by: scampydog at November 14, 2024 02:35 PM (2bFN5)

536 521 Was Duckworth in a vehicle acceident or something?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 02:31 PM (z39dS)

Helicopter she was piloting was shot down.

So yeah vehicle accident I guess.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 02:34 PM (D6PGr)

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That's legit. Thank you for your service Tammy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2024 02:35 PM (jyAD3)

537 I'm going to watch that again tonight.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2024 02:23 PM (jyAD3)

I love that movie and the entire "Firefly" series.

"They'll be expecting us..."

"They won't be expecting this."

Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2024 02:36 PM (rj6Yv)

538 Noodus "resistance"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 02:36 PM (J2vNu)

539
Because we all know the military lies about everything and has no problem embellishing reports with false tales of heroism and hiding blame/fuckups.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 02:36 PM (z39dS)

540 I think the kinds of wars we've seen over the last twenty years has shown it doesn't matter where you are in the battle space. Everyone is vulnerable. The issue becomes what can you do and do well, and not let your buddies down.
I had a female driver who could shoot better than me.
I had a wimp of a soldier who couldn't lift an artillery projectile.
Where can you fit into the team?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 14, 2024 02:36 PM (W/lyH)

541 You just know Tammy if you score points on the issues with her, and prove her wrong, she'll play the "I lost my legs in combat" card.
Posted by: blake


She'd still have her legs and is pissed off about that?

Seems, odd.
Posted by: Sponge


She would have never won office with them.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 14, 2024 02:36 PM (OIPBq)

542
Didn't Beau Biden have a Purple Heart? Did he staple that skin flap between the thumb and forefinger to a pack of papers?
Posted by: Sponge
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Now do John Kerry.

Posted by: Tampon Timmy at November 14, 2024 02:37 PM (XeU6L)

543 The flouncers are back to lying again. Lemon, among others. is calling Trump's DEI demolition program "reparations for white people".

Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2024 01:31 PM (rj6Yv)

Pretty stupid for Lemon to admit that DEI is discrimination that requires future redress. And we are still alive to get it.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 14, 2024 02:37 PM (n7h9X)

544 I recall the female soldier ( I think assigned to truck convoy) who was captured by the insurgents and the big deal it was.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 14, 2024 02:26 PM (D6PGr)

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Rescued by SEALS or Army special forces, can't remember. I think SEALS.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2024 02:28 PM (jyAD3)

She was pretty hot, so rescue was justified.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 14, 2024 02:38 PM (g8Ew8)

545 2 years ago, AOC posted an apology for forgetting to put pronouns in her bio.

She just removed them on X.


Ha/Ha
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 14, 2024 02:21 PM (OIPBq)


Elon says his pronouns are prosecute and Fauci.

Elon says his pronouns are prosecute and falchie.

Posted by: Redbanzai at November 14, 2024 02:39 PM (HwNQB)

546 And end Ethanol in gasoline.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 14, 2024 02:33 PM (wtvvX)


They knew ethanol was shit back in the 1800's.

End that boondoggle and end biodiesel in diesel. That shit's for shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

You got too much corn? Make it into whiskey.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 14, 2024 02:39 PM (n7h9X)

547 Remember biden made "flight suits" for pregnant pilots?

That's another thing that lost Democrats the election.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 02:34 PM (z39dS)

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A couple of years ago, they started agitating for Planned Parenthood locations in high schools throughout Califzuela and who knows which other third world shithole blue states

Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 14, 2024 02:40 PM (fcgJ5)

548
Governors Against Your Security

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 02:42 PM (sSp9c)

549 JohnCleese

The only US president who has never read a book is closing down the Education Department ?

Trump should troll him by creating (not really) a Department of Silly Walks and naming him to head it. Or maybe name Eric Idle head just to annoy both of them. Stuffy twits. Lol

Posted by: azjaeger at November 14, 2024 02:42 PM (yVv9f)

550 Nine days ago, I was worried that the USA might be lost for good to the Leftists. I can tolerate Republicans arguing about the best appointments to Cabinet positions.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at November 14, 2024 02:51 PM (0ghpI)

551
You got too much corn? Make it into whiskey.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 14, 2024 02:39 PM (n7h9X)

Two GOP Senators from. corn states yrimp.your good sense.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at November 14, 2024 02:53 PM (0ghpI)

552 no body watched him on tv... no body cares about him on X....

and he thinks announcing his departure from X is going to sway anyone?? nope... no one of real consequence really gives a rats ass about him...

Posted by: Cathymv at November 14, 2024 03:08 PM (LPyx5)

553 Who is this Don Lemon??

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 14, 2024 03:24 PM (icmmM)

554 Don playing pocket pool during interview. Looks upset. Taking his balls and leaving.

Posted by: Lars at November 14, 2024 03:25 PM (kJH1Z)

555 Funny that Trump can buy and sell John Cleese plus all of England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland and the state of Ireland. Pretty good for someone who has not opened a book.

Asshole

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 14, 2024 03:30 PM (icmmM)

556 No one will miss that Miserable little Weasel at all so Good Riddance and Kaepernic can go live in the Swiss Alps far away and no one will miss this Idiot

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 14, 2024 05:28 PM (wGqjj)

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