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Now Pro-Hamas Muslims Riot in Paris

The Globalized Cultural Enrichment Tour is coming to a town near you.

Nearly a week after an anti-Jewish pogrom in the Dutch city of Amsterdam, pro-Hamas protesters are rioting in the French capital, Paris, ahead of Thursday's soccer match between France and Israel.

Demonstrators on Wednesday night went on a rampage in Paris over a pro-Israel event in the city. "Protests erupted in Paris on Wednesday against a gala ... in support of Israel," The Times of Israel reported. "The demonstrations came on the eve of a high-stakes soccer match at France's national stadium against the Israeli national team."


Here's a flashback to Amsterdam, a few days ago:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:27 PM




Comments

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1 Sponge!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 12:27 PM (aD39U)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 12:28 PM (tjClK)

3 Charlie Hebdo's cartoon satirizing this is gonna be epic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 12:28 PM (GBKbO)

4 Was it fiery- but mostly peaceful?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 14, 2024 12:28 PM (zZu0s)

5 Welcome to the WEF

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 12:28 PM (hovnC)

6 Top 'o the Nooner to ya, Ace!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 12:28 PM (tjClK)

7 Afternoon, Ace!

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 12:28 PM (v6JzV)

8 Read the content...

Posted by: Inogame at November 14, 2024 12:28 PM (53oGX)

9 Not first

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 14, 2024 12:28 PM (JkCto)

10 I'm glad I visited Paris way before they culturally enriched the city.

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2024 12:28 PM (dCxaZ)

11 What are they protesting? They "lost" the war in Gaza, their power structure always quickly dies a horrible death, and Israel will undoubtedly sabotage the Iranian nuke program.

We've won. STFU.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2024 12:29 PM (jyAD3)

12 nooded

and out-Spongedment

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 12:29 PM (hovnC)

13 Europe needs immigrants to do the progroms that Europeans are unable or unwilling to do.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 14, 2024 12:29 PM (TL7UX)

14 nood

Posted by: gp Feels So Smoochie at November 14, 2024 12:27 PM (Q8V7a)
442 No Way Out. Mmmmmmmm...topless Sean Young...mmmmmmm...

------------------------

Better nood? This new post or Sean Young? Can we not do an discussion on best topless scenes from the 80's? Or have we already done that?

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 14, 2024 12:29 PM (sX1BW)

15 So funny, a city that was foundational in building Western Civ and culture...needed to get "culturally enriched"

of course this is a NWO gaslighting trick but some retarts actually rolled with it

Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2024 12:29 PM (dCxaZ)

16 "Diversity is our strength!!"

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2024 12:29 PM (jyAD3)

17 Triple nood

Posted by: Max Power at November 14, 2024 12:29 PM (+hny1)

18 15 So funny, a city that was foundational in building Western Civ and culture...needed to get "culturally enriched"

of course this is a NWO gaslighting trick but some retarts actually rolled with it
Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2024 12:29 PM (dCxaZ)

=======

White people don't have culture.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 12:29 PM (GBKbO)

19 Tim Walz wants all of these fine folks to move to Minneapolis!!

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 14, 2024 12:30 PM (7PziG)

20 Reap it, Eurotrash.

You imported this. You asked for this. You forced this upon your people.

Sometimes, revolutions are necessary. But, the people are unarmed, so .........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 12:30 PM (tjClK)

21 Can't wait for the left to tell us how this has nothing to do with Islam.

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2024 12:30 PM (UnA8+)

22 Remember, the above is another reason mass transit is a bad idea. A bunch of people in a container with limited ability exit means target rich environment.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 14, 2024 12:30 PM (tT6L1)

23 Was it fiery- but mostly peaceful?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 14, 2024 12:28 PM (zZu0s)

kind of late in the season for a car-bqueue isn't it?

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 14, 2024 12:30 PM (v6XNT)

24 Shoot them dead in their criminal acts.

Posted by: Uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not kill at November 14, 2024 12:31 PM (gxokI)

25 Sometimes, revolutions are necessary. But, the people are unarmed, so .........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 12:30 PM (tjClK)


Have they no tire irons?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 12:31 PM (aD39U)

26 The world needs Palestinians like a fish needs a bicycle.

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 14, 2024 12:31 PM (i7Q7S)

27 Time for some machine-gunners to deploy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 12:31 PM (J2vNu)

28 But it's the religion of Peace! All the Libbies keep telling me that!
Peaceful Clitorectomies,
Peaceful defenestrations of gays
Peaceful rape of women...

It's all peaceful!!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 12:31 PM (ynpvh)

29 Can't wait for the left to tell us how this has nothing to do with Islam.
Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2024 12:30 PM (UnA8+)
-----------

Followed by the mythical "muslim backlash."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 14, 2024 12:31 PM (tT6L1)

30 If Trump hadn't won, we'd be getting about a million Gazans here.

Posted by: Duke Lowell, MAGA Viking at November 14, 2024 12:31 PM (2UnvF)

31 I feel so culturally enriched.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2024 12:31 PM (NR6c1)

32
Have they no tire irons?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 12:31 PM (aD39U)



Insom has no export license.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 12:32 PM (tjClK)

33 JIHAD ... it's what's for breakfast

or

JIHAD ... You're soaking in it ...

Posted by: illiniwek at November 14, 2024 12:32 PM (Cus5s)

34 Firey but mostly peaceful.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 14, 2024 12:32 PM (zUj2r)

35 aka The REAL Project 2025.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 12:32 PM (ksjMr)

36 >>> 25 Sometimes, revolutions are necessary. But, the people are unarmed, so .........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 12:30 PM (tjClK)

Have they no tire irons?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 12:31 PM (aD39U)

Use a tire iron to acquire a hand gun to acquire...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 14, 2024 12:32 PM (KcwUg)

37 Letting third century savages infest your country is very wise

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2024 12:32 PM (YbbtK)

38 20 Reap it, Eurotrash.

You imported this. You asked for this. You forced this upon your people.

Sometimes, revolutions are necessary. But, the people are unarmed, so .........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 12:30 PM (tjClK)

Just the way leftists want it, comrade. Can't have the people deciding to defend themselves, you know.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 12:32 PM (ynpvh)

39 22 Remember, the above is another reason mass transit is a bad idea. A bunch of people in a container with limited ability exit means target rich environment.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 14, 2024 12:30 PM

We can add commuters to the list of groups the left doesn't care for.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 14, 2024 12:32 PM (I6YnL)

40 Muzzles gonna muzzle.

Posted by: Accomack at November 14, 2024 12:32 PM (cIOlQ)

41 and have the french surrendered yet?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 14, 2024 12:32 PM (CWTWj)

42 Time for some machine-gunners to deploy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 12:31 PM (J2vNu)

second look at rooftop koreans?

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 14, 2024 12:32 PM (v6XNT)

43 Muslims have ALWAYS been the enemy of the rest of the world.

No amount of "tolerance" for Muslims will stop them from considering you the enemy.

All the people in the West who thought they could show how enlightened they are by importing enemy combatants will now see the consequences.

(I would say "reap" but most of those people make sure they are fully protected by men with guns that they deny to everyone else.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 14, 2024 12:32 PM (N1DT3)

44 What does Glenn Greenwald have to say about it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 14, 2024 12:33 PM (63Dwl)

45 A whiff of grape-shot, please.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2024 12:33 PM (4mDu5)

46 They need to import more roof Koreans...

That's their problem.

Posted by: Stateless at November 14, 2024 12:33 PM (jvJvP)

47 How do you say "Go back to your shithole country" in French?

Posted by: huerfano at November 14, 2024 12:33 PM (DKIGo)

48 Someone on DU I guess said that Christians believe you are either a Christian or an Infidel and then he promptly drowned in his own Irony and dumbness.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 12:33 PM (ksjMr)

49 Hmmm…. Is it possible that it wasn’t such a good idea to invite such a large number of Muslims into Europe? Just wondering…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2024 12:33 PM (YobFY)

50 I am waiting for HarryParatestes to show up and tell us how the Jews started this first.

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 12:33 PM (V13WU)

51 re 30: the year ain't up yet

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 14, 2024 12:34 PM (CWTWj)

52 And a German member of parlaiment just got fined for saying we feed them, they stab us.

Posted by: Duke Lowell, MAGA Viking at November 14, 2024 12:34 PM (2UnvF)

53 Must be just a few more soccer hooligans doing something.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 12:34 PM (ksjMr)

54 Damn Aetius out drew me with firey but mostly peaceful!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at November 14, 2024 12:34 PM (zUj2r)

55 Time for another accidental Muslim set fire at Notre-Dame ?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 14, 2024 12:34 PM (amplj)

56 What is it about burning cars and Paris that seems to go together?

Posted by: dantesed at November 14, 2024 12:34 PM (+arps)

57 White people don't have culture.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at N


Hey Madison! You're a cob, right? Can you put Vic in the absent friends list?

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 14, 2024 12:34 PM (4XwPj)

58 47 How do you say "Go back to your shithole country" in French?

Posted by: huerfano at November 14, 2024 12:33 PM (DKIGo)

A white flag?
Oh, nevermind.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 12:34 PM (ynpvh)

59 They sure don't seem to be distinguishing between "Zionists" and "Acceptable leftist non Zionist" Jews, do they? One might almost think it doesn't matter, and only the "Jewish" part is the real point of rage.

But then again, local crime story and all, can't expect the media to care about events in a provincial town like Patis.

Posted by: Bete at November 14, 2024 12:34 PM (LX4y3)

60 >>> 56 What is it about burning cars and Paris that seems to go together?
Posted by: dantesed at November 14, 2024 12:34 PM (+arps)

"Asian yutes" -- media EXPERTS!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 14, 2024 12:34 PM (KcwUg)

61
Wacky Prediction: Most of the hollywood celeries and fake news outlets who "deleted" their Twitter because Trump will be back before the end of 2024.

Celeries such as Fatte Midler, and Fake News such as The Guardian. They'll be back. They'll all be back.

lol @ "Blueskies," the new Threads.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 12:34 PM (Q1OfC)

62 57 White people don't have culture.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at N


Hey Madison! You're a cob, right? Can you put Vic in the absent friends list?
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 14, 2024 12:34 PM (4XwPj)

=======

I've looked around the backend and don't know where that part of the sidebar is hidden. Sorry.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 12:34 PM (GBKbO)

63 The must have had warning this would happen.

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 12:34 PM (V13WU)

64 𝗡𝗶𝗼𝗵 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗴 ♛ ✡︎ @NiohBerg Nov 8
Islamist Telegram groups planned the planting of "Palestinian" flags in the areas where Israelis and Jews were staying in Amsterdam, expecting them to remove at least one.

Their plan was to manufacture an excuse to carry out a pogrom.

All premeditated.

Via @israel_advocacy
https://tinyurl.com/3stzzubt

𝗡𝗶𝗼𝗵 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗴 ♛ ✡︎ @NiohBerg Nov 9
Willfull dumbasses in the replies have clearly never used a translation app before, or pretending that they haven't.

The original:
https://tinyurl.com/2ke87wht

𝗡𝗶𝗼𝗵 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗴 ♛ ✡︎ @NiohBerg Nov 8
🚨 Taxi Drivers played a massive role in the attack according to CJO, the main Jewish community organisation in the Netherlands.

App traffic indicates that drivers "meticulously prepared this pogrom".

"Amsterdam should feel ashamed.
https://tinyurl.com/mkp233c9
6 seconds; original removed I assume due to violence.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 12:35 PM (hovnC)

65 Time for another accidental Muslim set fire at Notre-Dame ?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism


56 What is it about burning cars and Paris that seems to go together?
Posted by: dantesed


Almost like it's religious.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 14, 2024 12:35 PM (OIPBq)

66 Geraldo Riviera has one of the stupidest mustaches I've seen in a long time.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 14, 2024 12:35 PM (a3Q+t)

67 John Cleese
@JohnCleese

The only US president who has never read a book is closing down the Education Department ?

Yeah, that figures...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 12:35 PM (TGPs7)

68 Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 12:33 PM (V13WU)

I find myself rightfully suspicious of anyone on my purported side that believes the media. But strange bedfellows and all that.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 12:35 PM (ksjMr)

69 How do you square your Jew hate with hating racist?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 14, 2024 12:35 PM (VZPAA)

70 At present, every cabinet member of the Biden Administration sincerely believes "Diversity is our Strength!"

January 21st can't come soon enough.

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 14, 2024 12:35 PM (i7Q7S)

71 61
Wacky Prediction: Most of the hollywood celeries and fake news outlets who "deleted" their Twitter because Trump will be back before the end of 2024.

Celeries such as Fatte Midler, and Fake News such as The Guardian. They'll be back. They'll all be back.

lol @ "Blueskies," the new Threads.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 12:34 PM (Q1OfC)

======

I will say that James Gunn deleted his X account a couple of years ago, and he's still off it. He's just using Threads.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 12:35 PM (GBKbO)

72 I thought this shit didn't happen till the 'muslham spring.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 12:35 PM (tjClK)

73 67 John Cleese
@JohnCleese

The only US president who has never read a book is closing down the Education Department ?

Yeah, that figures...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 12:35 PM (TGPs7)

=======

Remember when we thought he was on our side for 2 minutes?

Yeah, that was nice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 12:36 PM (GBKbO)

74 Watch TrumpTV for handy deportation tips.
Coming soon to a Western Civilization near you.

Posted by: DaveA at November 14, 2024 12:36 PM (FhXTo)

75 One of the things I’d like to see before I die is a video of these bastards rioting.
And for the police to arrive and spray them with bullets until they all stop moving.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 14, 2024 12:36 PM (jbnUc)

76 I've looked around the backend
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 12:34 PM


* thumbs up *

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at November 14, 2024 12:36 PM (a3Q+t)

77 62 57 White people don't have culture.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at N


Hey Madison! You're a cob, right? Can you put Vic in the absent friends list?
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 14, 2024 12:34 PM (4XwPj)

=======

I've looked around the backend and don't know where that part of the sidebar is hidden. Sorry.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 12:34 PM (GBKbO)

So sidebar isn't up the ass of the HQ. Good to know.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 12:37 PM (ynpvh)

78 Paging the And So It Begins Guy

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 14, 2024 12:37 PM (wBaIH)

79 >>> 67 John Cleese
@JohnCleese

The only US president who has never read a book is closing down the Education Department ?

Yeah, that figures...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 12:35 PM (TGPs7)

Hey, fag, after we kicked your limey asses out we wrote this thing called the "Constitution" which does not mention this Department, or most of the others we have now for that matter. Maybe you should read it. Or just eat a bag of dicks.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 14, 2024 12:37 PM (KcwUg)

80 @JohnCleese

The only US president who has never read a book is closing down the Education Department ?

Yeah, that figures...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 12:35 PM (TGPs7)



He's written multiple books, you dipshit.

You're a brit. We told you to f*ck off CENTURIES ago.

It's about time you recognize that and DO it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 12:37 PM (tjClK)

81 If Trump hadn't won, we'd be getting about a million Gazans here.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

----
Still time for that.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 14, 2024 12:37 PM (7nGZ9)

82 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 12:35 PM (GBKbO)

May be different. Didn't he have a Private Message Problem on twitter?

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 12:37 PM (ksjMr)

83 What is it about burning cars and Paris that seems to go together?
Posted by: dantesed at November 14, 2024 12:34 PM (+arps)

"South Asian yutes" -- media EXPERTS!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 14, 2024 12:34 PM (KcwUg)

FTFY

have to be more specific...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 14, 2024 12:37 PM (v6XNT)

84 Savages.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, Plucky Comic Relief, Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade at November 14, 2024 12:38 PM (SRRAx)

85 Time for some machine-gunners to deploy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
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Fun fact - When Napoleon III largely reconstructed Paris, one of the reasons was to widen the boulevards so troops could more easily put down unrest.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 14, 2024 12:38 PM (/9y/E)

86 someone is fueling it and funding it, obviously

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 12:38 PM (V13WU)

87
>>>I will say that James Gunn deleted his X account a couple of years ago, and he's still off it. He's just using Threads.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Probably because he couldn't stop people from calling him a pedo pervert.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 12:38 PM (Q1OfC)

88 Your side got beat three times by a guy who has never read a book. You're not sending your best John. You're not.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 12:38 PM (ksjMr)

89 Hey Madison! You're a cob, right? Can you put Vic in the absent friends list?
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 14, 2024 12:34 PM (4XwPj)

=======

I've looked around the backend and don't know where that part of the sidebar is hidden. Sorry.


Ask Pixy?

Posted by: DaveA at November 14, 2024 12:38 PM (FhXTo)

90 John Cleese
@JohnCleese

The only US president who has never read a book is closing down the Education Department ?

Yeah, that figures...


We already have 50 of them. Don't need a 51st.
And the federal level has never educated ONE student.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 14, 2024 12:38 PM (OIPBq)

91 50 I am waiting for HarryParatestes to show up and tell us how the Jews started this first.
Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 12:33 PM (V13WU)


When the pogrom happened in the Netherlands, someone at another site said the Jews instigated it by "tearing Palestinian flags and attacking individual Arabs."

Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2024 12:39 PM (NR6c1)

92 Is burning Furries a hate crime?

Slate
@Slate

Looking for a book to help resist Trump? Try this gay immigrant Muslim furry romance: http://slate.me/2im19UK

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 12:39 PM (TGPs7)

93 > 67 John Cleese
@JohnCleese

The only US president who has never read a book is closing down the Education Department ?

Yeah, that figures...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 12:35 PM (TGPs7)

How many books has Jugears read?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 14, 2024 12:39 PM (gVLAD)

94 73 67 John Cleese
@JohnCleese

The only US president who has never read a book is closing down the Education Department ?

Yeah, that figures...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 12:35 PM (TGPs7)

=======

Remember when we thought he was on our side for 2 minutes?

Yeah, that was nice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 12:36 PM (GBKbO)

I hope he's that glib when the Islamic Inquisition comes knocking on his door. Nobody will expect that...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 12:39 PM (ynpvh)

95 I'm going to quote our new ambassador to Israel "There is no such thing as a Palestinian".

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 12:39 PM (CIS44)

96 The only US president who has never read a book is closing down the Education Department ?

---------------

Movies are better anyway.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 14, 2024 12:39 PM (sX1BW)

97
lol, the ancient unfunny Cleese is recycling old Bush jokes? How very green of him.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 12:39 PM (Q1OfC)

98 "The only US president who has never read a book"

=============

HE BECAME A BILLIONAIRE PRESIDENT WITHOUT READING A BOOK!!! is not the sick burn this card reading imbecile thinks it is.

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 14, 2024 12:40 PM (i7Q7S)

99
Slate
@Slate

Looking for a book to help resist Trump? Try this gay immigrant Muslim furry romance: http://slate.me/2im19UK
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 12:39 PM (TGPs7)
--------------

Wut? And yet Vance was called weird. Weird, isn't it?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 14, 2024 12:40 PM (tT6L1)

100 What is it about burning cars and Paris that seems to go together?
Posted by: dantesed



You asked for it.......


https://youtu.be/yVwlIZSyZ9U

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 12:40 PM (tjClK)

101 willowed


Arguing against Trump's Sec Def pick on the basis of his rank or work after service is a false platform to stand on, imo.

He served his country and has worked as in media since leaving the armed forces. That's not an uncommon career path at all.

The fact that he was "only" a major is irrelevant. He is a civilian now. The military answers to the civilian government. So, spare me the "Generals won't like taking orders from a Major" nonsense. They won't be. They'll be taking orders from the civilian Secretary of Defense.

cry more

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 14, 2024 12:40 PM (pZ0Mr)

102 One of the things I’d like to see before I die is a video of these bastards rioting.
And for the police to arrive and spray them with bullets until they all stop moving.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 14, 2024 12:36 PM (jbnUc)


Zat would be cool, hu hu hu

Posted by: Butthead at November 14, 2024 12:40 PM (NtVYv)

103 93 How many books has Jugears read?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 14, 2024 12:39 PM (gVLAD)

========

He's been photographed with one in his hand.

Plus, he's got his name on a couple of poorly written autobiographies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 12:40 PM (GBKbO)

104 if you want to not hate Cleese, dont read his autobiography

what. a. tool.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 14, 2024 12:40 PM (s3qiR)

105 Jugears didn't even read his own book. Or his press releases that said he was born in Kenya.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 12:40 PM (ksjMr)

106 The mainstream Lefty antisemitic apologists were very busy saying that Israeli hooligans started the fights in Amsterdam. Can't wait to see how they blame them this time.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 14, 2024 12:40 PM (JCZqz)

107 85 Time for some machine-gunners to deploy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
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Fun fact - When Napoleon III largely reconstructed Paris, one of the reasons was to widen the boulevards so troops could more easily put down unrest.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 14, 2024 12:38 PM (/9y/E)

Before Nytol was invented.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 12:40 PM (ynpvh)

108 104 if you want to not hate Cleese, dont read his autobiography

what. a. tool.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 14, 2024 12:40 PM (s3qiR)

========

I bet he's still better than Eric Idle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 12:41 PM (GBKbO)

109
I think it was Paul McCartney who first made a Bush Can't Read or Bush Never Read A Book joke.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 12:41 PM (Q1OfC)

110 93 > 67 John Cleese
@JohnCleese

The only US president who has never read a book is closing down the Education Department ?

Hey John.. He graduated from a prestigious Business school so I assume he read a book.. You ? I'm not so sure of

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2024 12:41 PM (IyPmt)

111 109
I think it was Paul McCartney who first made a Bush Can't Read or Bush Never Read A Book joke.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 12:41 PM (Q1OfC)

=======

W. reads something like 150 books a year.

He's a tool and destructive, but he's far from unread.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

112 how does a Muslim become radicalized ? I think its proximity to Jews ... the only moderate Muslims are muslims who live apart from Jews ...

Posted by: The Dark Lord at November 14, 2024 12:42 PM (DBAaD)

113 How many books has Jugears read?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 14, 2024 12:39 PM (gVLAD)

Read: 0
Written: 0

Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 14, 2024 12:42 PM (k9OZB)

114 How do you say "Go back to your shithole country" in French?
Posted by: huerfano at November 14, 2024 12:33 PM (DKIGo)
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Allez a ton shithole country.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 14, 2024 12:42 PM (z0QHk)

115 John Cleese
@JohnCleese

The only US president who has never read a book is closing down the Education Department?

Yeah, that figures...

------------

You misspelled Satanic Communist Nihilist Death Cult Indoctrination and Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Seminary.

Asshoe.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 14, 2024 12:42 PM (WA3Dv)

116 A mural of Holocaust survivors in Italy has been defaced.

The Milanese mural by artist aleXsandro Palombo features Holocaust survivors Liliana Segre and Sami Modiano, whose faces and Stars of David were scratched out.

The defacement came just after a pro-Palestinian rally in Milan.

Posted by: DAN at November 14, 2024 12:42 PM (CwGN+)

117 The nonsensical idea that somehow Trump is dumb because he is blunt spoken actually works to his advantage.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2024 12:42 PM (YbbtK)

118 He's been photographed with one in his hand.

Plus, he's got his name on a couple of poorly written autobiographies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 12:40 PM (GBKbO)

So jugears is lebron?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 12:42 PM (CIS44)

119 the only non leftist python is Gilliam sho keeps that well under wraps

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 14, 2024 12:42 PM (s3qiR)

120 Cleese is asshole.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 14, 2024 12:42 PM (Z8Yh2)

121 116 A mural of Holocaust survivors in Italy has been defaced.

The Milanese mural by artist aleXsandro Palombo features Holocaust survivors Liliana Segre and Sami Modiano, whose faces and Stars of David were scratched out.

The defacement came just after a pro-Palestinian rally in Milan.
Posted by: DAN at November 14, 2024 12:42 PM (CwGN+)

========

This is just because of the settlement issue in Gaza. It has nothing to do with hatred of all Jews.

Or so I'm told.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

122 103 Was it the same book LaBron gets photographed looking at the first page of?

Posted by: Bete at November 14, 2024 12:43 PM (LX4y3)

123 sho = who

damned broken arm!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 14, 2024 12:43 PM (s3qiR)

124 98 "The only US president who has never read a book"

=============

HE BECAME A BILLIONAIRE PRESIDENT WITHOUT READING A BOOK!!! is not the sick burn this card reading imbecile thinks it is.

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 14, 2024 12:40 PM (i7Q7S)

I guess "The Art of the Deal" doesn't count as a book...or the rest he's written:
https://tinyurl.com/ysaerxhz

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 12:43 PM (ynpvh)

125 John, maybe read a book about Federalism and how the FedGov really has no business interfering with how a state instructs its youngsters?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 14, 2024 12:43 PM (tT6L1)

126 103 93 How many books has Jugears read?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 14, 2024 12:39 P


In his defense, he was busy writing the most brilliant academic articles.

None of which anyone has ever seen or read....

Dude was DEI before DEI was cool.

Posted by: Stateless at November 14, 2024 12:43 PM (jvJvP)

127 Has Obama even read his own biography?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 14, 2024 12:43 PM (gVLAD)

128 "Can't wait for the left to tell us how this has nothing to do with Islam.
Posted by: XTC "


It is because the US elected a Nazi and unleashed a wave of anti-semitism.

Posted by: Ripley at November 14, 2024 12:43 PM (GUOwU)

129 Hey Madison! You're a cob, right? Can you put Vic in the absent friends list?

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 14, 2024 12:34 PM (4XwPj)

---------------

Is it true that King Harv is morte as well?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 14, 2024 12:43 PM (WA3Dv)

130 @JohnCleese

The only US president who has never read a book is closing down the Education Department?



Your country's education system sucks worse than ours, dickhead.

Fix your OWN house before you start pointing at others.

EABOD, asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 12:43 PM (tjClK)

131 Politico-
Judges postpone Jan. 6 trials on verge of Trump presidency

https://tinyurl.com/y78s9phn

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2024 12:43 PM (NpAcC)

132 67 John Cleese
@JohnCleese

The only US president who has never read a book is closing down the Education Department ?


When we want your opinion, we'll invade your country and tell you what it is, Limey.

Must suck for you knowing that my country didn't have public schools back when we kicked your ass back to your home in the 1700s. Now go make fun of Muslims and see how far you get.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2024 12:43 PM (NR6c1)

133 104
‘ if you want to not hate Cleese, dont read his autobiography ’

Now you have me curious. What obnoxious thoughts and deeds did he do?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 14, 2024 12:44 PM (jbnUc)

134 Time for some machine-gunners to deploy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 12:31 PM (J2vNu)

"A whiff of grape shot."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2024 12:44 PM (UxUdu)

135 "He's never read a book" must really hurt the guy they just failed to jail and kill.

Maybe John can offer up a book to Kamala for her to cry in.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 12:44 PM (ksjMr)

136 You're a brit. We told you to f*ck off CENTURIES ago.

It's about time you recognize that and DO it.
Posted by: Sponge

Hey, at least we're getting rid of Sparkles and her husband. So there's that.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 12:44 PM (v6JzV)

137 Afternoon Ace. Blaming the Jews is like Woody Allen saying "I hit them in the fist with my chin and slammed them in the knee with my nose

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2024 12:44 PM (/y7Fe)

138
So jugears is lebron?
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 12:42 PM (CIS44)



LeBitch can at least shoot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 12:44 PM (tjClK)

139 >>> 91 50 I am waiting for HarryParatestes to show up and tell us how the Jews started this first.
Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 12:33 PM (V13WU)

When the pogrom happened in the Netherlands, someone at another site said the Jews instigated it by "tearing Palestinian flags and attacking individual Arabs."
Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2024 12:39 PM (NR6c1)

A claim I have seen elseblog was that there were a few disruptive pests with Israeli flags making a racket during a moment of silence for the Spanish flooding victims at one of the soccer games... which somehow justifies whacking everyone of a particular group? Uh, sure. (Also ironic because the commies apparently want to blame both glowball warmening and Jooos controlling the weather for the severity of the floods, as opposed to say, a bunch of dams in that region being torn down not long ago for environmental reasons.)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 14, 2024 12:44 PM (KcwUg)

140 "You know what will fix something? More centralized, disconnected, corrupt meddling from bureaucrats who have no skin in the game. Yeah, that'll do it."
-never does it

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

141 101 willowed


Arguing against Trump's Sec Def pick on the basis of his rank or work after service is a false platform to stand on, imo.

He served his country and has worked as in media since leaving the armed forces. That's not an uncommon career path at all.

The fact that he was "only" a major is irrelevant. He is a civilian now. The military answers to the civilian government. So, spare me the "Generals won't like taking orders from a Major" nonsense. They won't be. They'll be taking orders from the civilian Secretary of Defense.

cry more

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 14, 2024 12:40 PM (pZ0Mr)

Yup. It's called chain of command. The President is a civillian, yet he commands the armed forces.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 12:44 PM (ynpvh)

142
I Really Really wish ALL of these hollywood celeries would Die before getting a chance to tell me their political views.

Like, it would've been nice if Dick Van Dyke died 30 years ago. Same for Andy Griffith.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 12:44 PM (Q1OfC)

143 113 Put Muslims in proximity of Muslims of a different sect and things get splody without any Jews needed.

Posted by: Bete at November 14, 2024 12:44 PM (LX4y3)

144 We've got a lot of pro-terrorist "students" and their supporters just itching to riot. All they really need is for a couple of the Middle Eastern terrorists who've crossed over the border since *biden took over to hook up with them and plan some mayhem.

The supporters and "students" will gladly provide all the support they can for terror attacks inside the US.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2024 12:45 PM (Q4IgG)

145 At least here, the Jews are armed.

Posted by: Dianna at November 14, 2024 12:45 PM (dZ8D7)

146 So, spare me the "Generals won't like taking orders from a Major" nonsense. They won't be. They'll be taking orders from the civilian Secretary of Defense.
-----------
Edwin Stanton terrorized generals without ever having been in the Army.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 14, 2024 12:45 PM (z0QHk)

147 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 13h
Hamas supporter spitting on the Dutch police during tonight’s illegal antisemitic protest in Amsterdam.

https://tinyurl.com/4y7z8mvm
only 2 seconds; she's black so I don't know if non-Moslem e.g. from Dutch Caribbean territories; or a non-Sharia black Moslem; or a non-Moslem foreign student??

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 12:45 PM (hovnC)

148 142
I Really Really wish ALL of these hollywood celeries would Die before getting a chance to tell me their political views.

Like, it would've been nice if Dick Van Dyke died 30 years ago. Same for Andy Griffith.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 12:44 PM (Q1OfC)

========

Well, except George Takei.

I vote according to George Takei's wishes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 12:45 PM (GBKbO)

149 Now you have me curious. What obnoxious thoughts and deeds did he do?


his tone is just smug nasty snobby asshole the entire thing

its not his ideology its who he is. a wanker

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 14, 2024 12:45 PM (s3qiR)

150 37 Letting third century savages infest your country is very wise
Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2024 12:32 PM (YbbtK)


Well NOW you tell me.

Posted by: Emperor Valens at November 14, 2024 12:45 PM (gKWVE)

151 The left cracks me up with their juvenile bullshit insults.

TRUMP IS STUPID!!!!

Uh, he's a multi billionaire who's now PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES for the 2nd time.

What have YOU done?

EABOD.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 12:45 PM (tjClK)

152 To help destroy the Dept of Ed, it was nice that FASFA, in its attempt to go fully DEI, fudged up so badly this year on their rollout with no one really getting loans.

Having schools make loans, just like furniture and appliance stores do, should have always been the way to pay for higher ed if folks couldn't get their own bank loans.

As far as anything else that matters, only disabled grants probably need to be saved...and those could be block grants to states through HHS for the number and severity of disabled children per state. Done.

The rest of the department can be wiped out...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 14, 2024 12:45 PM (exHjb)

153
Well, except George Takei.

I vote according to George Takei's wishes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 12:45 PM (GBKbO)

Oh My

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 12:46 PM (CIS44)

154 Has Obama even read his own biography?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 14, 2024 12:43 PM (gVLAD)


Hey, back off, we are trying to get some shrimp here

Posted by: Bronco Bama at November 14, 2024 12:46 PM (NtVYv)

155 141 "Generals won't like taking orders from a Major"

They can resign and make room for Generals that understand the rules better.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2024 12:46 PM (NR6c1)

156 The Left even *mentioning* "rank" after the Walz bullshit strikes me as the usual hubris.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 12:46 PM (ksjMr)

157 127 Has Obama even read his own biography?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 14, 2024 12:43 PM (gVLAD)

Like most DEI guys, it's probably mostly plagiarism...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 12:46 PM (ynpvh)

158 Let me get this straight, the anti Jew pogrom in Amsterdam was a false flag operation using actual flags?

Good gosh, this isn't even the "her skirt was too short and tight" defense any more.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 14, 2024 12:46 PM (tT6L1)

159 >>How many books has Jugears read?


He reads books like LeBron James reads books.

Posted by: Platypus at November 14, 2024 12:46 PM (z/jjr)

160 I mean he's even disdainful of his own parents in it, who are probably salt of the earth

John cleary believes he is too good for the likes of us (and most people)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 14, 2024 12:46 PM (s3qiR)

161 Obama wrote his books.

*tee hee*

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2024 12:47 PM (jyAD3)

162 At least here, the Jews are armed.

Posted by: Dianna at November 14, 2024 12:45 PM (dZ8D7)

Yup! At least some of them.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2024 12:47 PM (d9fT1)

163 Remember, the above is another reason mass transit is a bad idea. A bunch of people in a container with limited ability exit means target rich environment.

--

Train to Busan confirms this.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 14, 2024 12:47 PM (qBdHI)

164 Yup. It's called chain of command. The President is a civillian, yet he commands the armed forces.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 12:44 PM (ynpvh)

Looks like the only nominees who have a chance of confirmation are Rubio and Radcliffe... They are going hard against Gabbard, Hegseth and Gaetz....Probably gonna have to use recess appointments which is a shame

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2024 12:47 PM (IyPmt)

165 "You know what will fix something? More centralized, disconnected, corrupt meddling from bureaucrats who have no skin in the game. Yeah, that'll do it."

-never does it
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 12:44 PM


You are too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Top. Men. at November 14, 2024 12:47 PM (a3Q+t)

166 I Really Really wish ALL of these hollywood celeries would Die before getting a chance to tell me their political views.

---------------

That's why I wrote Imagine ... to torture you even if I have an early demise.

- John Lennon

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 14, 2024 12:47 PM (sX1BW)

167 Cleese says what? How would he know that PDT has never read a book. Good grief, PDT is a graduate of the Wharton School of Business and I'm fairly certain he had to read at least one book to graduate. Pathetic coming from a Cambridge grad.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 14, 2024 12:47 PM (2NHgQ)

168 How much was Cleese paid to say Trump never read a book? Someone should ask.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 12:47 PM (ksjMr)

169
Twitter experts...

Thousands of people on Twitter who Never heard of Pete Hesgeth before yesterday are now "experts" on Pete Hesgeth.

So who cares what they say about Tulsi or anyone

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 12:47 PM (Q1OfC)

170 FBI arrests a man in Houston, aligned with Isis, planning a terrorist attack.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2024 12:47 PM (NpAcC)

171 Trump has written books you stupid brit POS.

Posted by: Reforger at November 14, 2024 12:47 PM (xcIvR)

172 sockOFF

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2024 12:47 PM (z/jjr)

173 I didn't see this somewhat related news discussed here:

CNN: FBI arrests alleged leaker of US intelligence documents related to Israel's attack plans against Iran. Asif W. Rahman was indicted last Thursday for willfully retaining and transmitting national defense information, according to court documents. He was arrested Tuesday in Cambodia and will first appear in court in Guam, though the department has asked a federal judge to move him to Virginia to stand trial.

Rahman was employed by the CIA...

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 14, 2024 12:47 PM (JCZqz)

174
Is it Pete Hegseth or Hesgeth?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 12:47 PM (Q1OfC)

175 @JohnCleese


Who?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 12:47 PM (aD39U)

176 Didnt Ofuck always have the same book on his arm, something about post America?

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 12:48 PM (ksjMr)

177 MACA ... Make Crusades Great Again

But this time they are not almost to Paris, they have taken Paris. (and half (?) of Europe.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 14, 2024 12:48 PM (Cus5s)

178 The Muslims like to burn down and attack Christmas Markets in France as well. It's a yearly event. And, lookie here, while they were tormenting Jews in Paris, someone was lighting Village de Noël in Barcarès on fire.

https://tinyurl.com/5n8823ep

Posted by: Orson at November 14, 2024 12:48 PM (dIske)

179 Mark David Chapman Saved Us ALL

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2024 12:48 PM (z/jjr)

180
Like most DEI guys, it's probably mostly plagiarism...
Posted by: jim
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Written by a DEI ghost.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2024 12:48 PM (XeU6L)

181 Libs can play Imagine all they want. They've NEVER heard the lyrics.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 12:48 PM (tjClK)

182 Now you have me curious. What obnoxious thoughts and deeds did he do?
Posted by: Dr. Claw


He shot a dog and then had sex with a couch afterward.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 12:48 PM (v6JzV)

183 When the pogrom happened in the Netherlands, someone at another site said the Jews instigated it by "tearing Palestinian flags and attacking individual Arabs."
Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2024 12:39 PM (NR6c1)


of course

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 12:48 PM (V13WU)

184 Someone on DU I guess said that Christians believe you are either a Christian or an Infidel and then he promptly drowned in his own Irony and dumbness.
Posted by: ...


He's wrong anyway. It's Christian, pagan, and apostate.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 14, 2024 12:48 PM (hB7mE)

185 169
Twitter experts...

Thousands of people on Twitter who Never heard of Pete Hesgeth before yesterday are now "experts" on Pete Hesgeth.

So who cares what they say about Tulsi or anyone
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 12:47 PM (Q1OfC)

Ditto Matt Gaetz and, as you say, the rest of them.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 14, 2024 12:48 PM (0l+03)

186 148 142
I Really Really wish ALL of these hollywood celeries would Die before getting a chance to tell me their political views.

Like, it would've been nice if Dick Van Dyke died 30 years ago. Same for Andy Griffith.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 12:44 PM (Q1OfC)

========

Well, except George Takei.

I vote according to George Takei's wishes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 12:45 PM (GBKbO)

Oh My.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 12:48 PM (ynpvh)

187 Looks like the only nominees who have a chance of confirmation are Rubio and Radcliffe... They are going hard against Gabbard, Hegseth and Gaetz....Probably gonna have to use recess appointments which is a shame


not really

chin up for Christ's sake!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 14, 2024 12:48 PM (s3qiR)

188 >>Is it Pete Hegseth or Hesgeth?


Yes.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2024 12:48 PM (z/jjr)

189 Rahman was employed by the CIA...
.....And also by.............?

Posted by: DAN at November 14, 2024 12:48 PM (CwGN+)

190 Would Literally Hitler not have read Mein Kampf?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 14, 2024 12:48 PM (PdqMB)

191 Yup. It's called chain of command. The President is a civillian, yet he commands the armed forces.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 12:44 PM (ynpvh)
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I'm going to go out on a limb here and suspect a former major who's got a couple of Bronze Stars is going to be able to figure out if orders are being followed or not.

Unlike the first time around.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 14, 2024 12:49 PM (tT6L1)

192 I’m starting to get the impression that actors and all entertainers really are mostly dumb people

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2024 12:49 PM (sBt/s)

193 MCGA .. not MACA, duh.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 14, 2024 12:49 PM (Cus5s)

194 So did these Brits say these things in UK, or some other place where free speech is not illegal?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 14, 2024 12:50 PM (wBaIH)

195 Tulsi and Gaetz are likely to have a little trouble. I think the rest get confirmed though.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 14, 2024 12:50 PM (7PziG)

196 ***paging Charles Martel. Charles Martel to the white courtesy phone...***

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, Plucky Comic Relief, Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade at November 14, 2024 12:50 PM (SRRAx)

197 BREAKING: Latest ambassadorial appointment:

Emily Ratajkowski was recently announced as the U.S. ambassador to the lingerie and loungewear brand Intimissimi — a title she is “thrilled” to have acquired.

“Intimissimi celebrates women and femininity in such an inspiring way. I truly believe in the power of beautiful lingerie to make you feel confident and empowered, and Intimissimi does this beautifully.” Ms. Ratajkowski said in a statement.

Posted by: Moron News Service at November 14, 2024 12:50 PM (a3Q+t)

198 not really

chin up for Christ's sake!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 14, 2024 12:48 PM (s3qiR)

You really believe Gaetz will be confirmed by the Senate ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2024 12:50 PM (IyPmt)

199 Same for Andy Griffith.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 12:44 PM (Q1OfC)

I loved the bit that El Rushbo had on his show about Andy Griffith shilling for Obamacare, with Andy saying that we should accept it like a "gooood cracker..."

Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 14, 2024 12:50 PM (k9OZB)

200 I've looked around the backend and don't know where that part of the sidebar is hidden. Sorry.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 12:34 PM (GBKbO)

So sidebar isn't up the ass of the HQ. Good to know.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 12:37 PM (ynpvh)

Has anyone asked Pixy? He should know how to get it done.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2024 12:50 PM (UxUdu)

201 Someone should post in Cleese's Xcrement feed.

"Jealousy is a bitch."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 12:50 PM (tjClK)

202 #147 only 2 seconds; she's black so I don't know if non-Moslem e.g. from Dutch Caribbean territories; or a non-Sharia black Moslem; or a non-Moslem foreign student??
------
Holy crap! It's a guy!

Sorry, the hairstyle had me thinking it was a woman.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 12:50 PM (hovnC)

203 Finally, people are doing some Hitler shit. Maybe the left will discover what that really is for once.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 14, 2024 12:50 PM (AI/8o)

204 I believe John Cleese lives on some island in the Caribbean now and sometime he's in California. He ditched the UK some time ago, but of course he's a liberal and knows nothing about the Department of Ed or what Trump has or had not read. More grandstanding .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2024 12:51 PM (w4nzS)

205 194 So did these Brits say these things in UK, or some other place where free speech is not illegal?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 14, 2024 12:50 PM (wBaIH)

I thought it didn't matter; they could be prosecuted abroad. As for the threat to come for Americans who violate their "hate speech" codes, Molon Labe.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 12:51 PM (ynpvh)

206 "Geraldo Riviera has one of the stupidest mustaches I've seen in a long time."

"Or just eat a bag of dicks."

There's a connection there, just not sure what...

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at November 14, 2024 12:51 PM (zSyrn)

207 I blame george w bush

Posted by: Oglebay at November 14, 2024 12:51 PM (ogTiX)

208 John Cleese
@JohnCleese

The only US president who has never read a book is closing down the Education Department ?
==
I find what Cleese posted grossly offensive, and I expect him to be arrested , as per UK laws.

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 12:51 PM (V13WU)

209 Arrested in Cambodia?

Posted by: eleven at November 14, 2024 12:51 PM (fV+MH)

210 Chekhov coulda kicked Sulu's ass.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 12:51 PM (v6JzV)

211 Here's how you know Trump and Vance are doing well.

From GatewayPundit.

NewsNation correspondent Geraldo Rivera claimed on television that he “threw up in his mouth” upon learning of President-elect Donald Trump’s nomination of Matt Gaetz for Attorney General.

Rivera went on a completely unhinged rant on NewsNation’s On Balance, calling the former congressman “creepy” and, in a subsequent social media post, a “douche.”

“When I heard that Matt Gaetz was picked to be attorney general, I threw up in my mouth,” Rivera told host Leland Vittert. “I think it is a horrible, creepy choice. I have no idea why he did it.

Posted by: Stateless at November 14, 2024 12:51 PM (jvJvP)

212 MCGA ..
Posted by: illiniwek at November 14, 2024 12:49 PM (Cus5s)



MCGA? Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1989!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 12:51 PM (tjClK)

213 Dear John Cleese , I've always liked your work but soon the only book you will be able read is the Koran,
Sincerely,
The people who kicked you and your countrymen out

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2024 12:51 PM (/y7Fe)

214 I’m starting to get the impression that actors and all entertainers really are mostly dumb people
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2024 12:49 PM (sBt/s)
-----------
Sadly, the majority of my fellow actors are not, how do you say, intellectually the sharpest. Fun to be around, but don't expect much in the way of deep or original though.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 14, 2024 12:51 PM (z0QHk)

215

Justine Bateman
@JustineBateman
Alerting the Witch Division of the
@FBI

Dr. Jebra Faushay
@JebraFaushay
Please warn Elon Musk that this woman paid $7.99 to have a spell put on him.
https://tinyurl.com/bdpa7hud

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2024 12:51 PM (NpAcC)

216 Can I say Don Lemon has flounced from Twitter or does that make me a homophobe?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 14, 2024 12:52 PM (AI/8o)

217 208 John Cleese
@JohnCleese

The only US president who has never read a book is closing down the Education Department ?
==
I find what Cleese posted grossly offensive, and I expect him to be arrested , as per UK laws.
Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 12:51 PM (V13WU)

========

"I'm just glad that I've been forgotten."
-Andrew Garfield, illiterate

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 12:52 PM (GBKbO)

218 Actors are at the same social level as whores.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 14, 2024 12:52 PM (+H2BX)

219 Chekhov coulda kicked Sulu's ass.
Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 12:51 PM (v6JzV)


Ohura coulda kicked Sula's ass.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 12:52 PM (CIS44)

220 donna im not engaging. idc if he ends up recess appt

they get what they want why not us?

I have a fuckng broken arm so im out somebody else will have to keep talking you off the ledge

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 14, 2024 12:52 PM (s3qiR)

221 Looks like the only nominees who have a chance of confirmation are Rubio and Radcliffe... They are going hard against Gabbard, Hegseth and Gaetz....Probably gonna have to use recess appointments which is a shame

----------------

I don't think that's true at all. I don't expect all to get through, but everything is a negotiation and right now Trump has the political capital. How he ultimately spends it? That will remain to be seen. The threat of recess appointments may get most of them through - or may just be part of the negotiation.

If you like politics, this is a fascinating time.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 14, 2024 12:52 PM (sX1BW)

222 This is obviously all the fault of some hooligan Israel football fans

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2024 12:52 PM (iFTx/)

223 Cleese.

HA!

What a maroon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 12:53 PM (tjClK)

224 Maybe the left will discover what that really is for once.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 14, 2024 12:50 PM (AI/8o)

The Left knows what it is, they're just waiting for the right time.

Don't you think half of them are wishing they had rounded up more voters?

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 12:53 PM (ksjMr)

225 and plan some mayhem.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

I cannot be planned, sir! Please to be leaving me out of this.
Can't anyone blame chaos for this shit instead of me?

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 14, 2024 12:53 PM (4XwPj)

226 Afternoon Ace. Blaming the Jews is like Woody Allen saying "I hit them in the fist with my chin and slammed them in the knee with my nose

--

Play it Again, Sam quote, I believe?

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 14, 2024 12:53 PM (qBdHI)

227 Yup. It's called chain of command. The President is a civillian, yet he commands the armed forces.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 12:44 PM (ynpvh)

Looks like the only nominees who have a chance of confirmation are Rubio and Radcliffe... They are going hard against Gabbard, Hegseth and Gaetz....Probably gonna have to use recess appointments which is a shame
Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2024 12:47 PM (IyPmt)
____________

That only means they were very good picks . . . .

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2024 12:53 PM (iFTx/)

228 >>Is it Pete Hegseth or Hesgeth?


Yes.
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2024 12:48 PM (z/jjr)
******
Hegseth

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2024 12:53 PM (NpAcC)

229 206 "Geraldo Riviera has one of the stupidest mustaches I've seen in a long time."

"Or just eat a bag of dicks."

There's a connection there, just not sure what...

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at November 14, 2024 12:51 PM (zSyrn)

There was some anime where a guy is wearing a mustache to hide his identity (doesn't really work) and kid tells him, "Take off that stupid mustache; you look like a pedophile."...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 12:53 PM (ynpvh)

230 I have a fuckng broken arm so im out somebody else will have to keep talking you off the ledge
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 14, 2024 12:52 PM (s3qiR)

Sorry about the arm.. Ouch.. I'm not on a ledge.. Just looks like Gaetz and Gabbard aren't being received well... LOL... Take it easy

Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2024 12:53 PM (IyPmt)

231 It's Peter Hegseth.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2024 12:53 PM (w4nzS)

232 @JohnCleese

Ooooh you English are so superior. Well, do you know where'd you be without us, the good old US of A? I'll tell you: THE SMALLEST F**KING PROVINCE IN THE GERMAN EMPIRE!
If it wasn't for us you'd all be speaking German and singing 'Deutschland, Deutschland uber alles!'

Someone should tweet that at him. It's a quote from one of his own movies 'A Fish called Wanda' Hilarious movie even if Cleese is a bit of a d**k.

Posted by: Nelly at November 14, 2024 12:54 PM (bcr4y)

233 210 Chekhov coulda kicked Sulu's ass.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 12:51 PM (v6JzV)

Boot up the ass? Oh My!--Sulu

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 12:54 PM (ynpvh)

234 Chekhov coulda kicked Sulu's ass.

I always called Sulu "Coffee Cake".

Posted by: DAN at November 14, 2024 12:54 PM (CwGN+)

235 "Justine Bateman
@JustineBateman
Alerting the Witch Division of the
@FBI"


Justine is a witch snitch.

Posted by: eleven at November 14, 2024 12:54 PM (fV+MH)

236 John Cleese
@JohnCleese

The only US president who has never read a book is closing down the Education Department ?

Yeah, that figures...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 12:35 PM

----

Remind me again, why don't you live in England anymore Mr. Cleese?

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 14, 2024 12:54 PM (f1kZG)

237 Nothing wrong with Paris that a good dose of Team America: World Police couldn't cure Toots Sweet.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 14, 2024 12:54 PM (Da7Vv)

238 They are going hard against Gabbard, Hegseth and Gaetz....
Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2024 12:47 PM (IyPmt)
__________

"I'm going hard for Hegseth too. So dreamy!"

-- Pete Bootyjuice

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2024 12:54 PM (iFTx/)

239 Jugears didn't even read his own book. Or his press releases that said he was born in Kenya.
Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024p.i]

***
If he'd read it, and had any feeling at all for how Americans think about their pets, he would *never* have allowed the "I ate dog as a child once in Indonesia" story to appear in the tome. Okay, you say, the book was ghost-written. Still he should have read it before publication. At the very least, he would have known the story was present when he read it for the audio book, and would have left it out. But . . .

. . . he's not an American.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 12:54 PM (J2vNu)

240 "Someone on DU I guess said that Christians believe you are either a Christian or an Infidel "

Except for one thing, Christians believe in "Man's Day" (current times) where man does the choosing. We don't rape/pillage/kill all "infidels" (with approval of our God).

Also there is that Resurrection of the Just (and another for the unjust) ... which gives space for non-Christian good people, imo.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 14, 2024 12:54 PM (Cus5s)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 12:54 PM (J2vNu)

242 >>> 235 "Justine Bateman
@JustineBateman
Alerting the Witch Division of the
@FBI"


Justine is a witch snitch.
Posted by: eleven at November 14, 2024 12:54 PM (fV+MH)

She needs to alert the MCB, not the Eff.Bee.EYE.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 14, 2024 12:55 PM (KcwUg)

243 MCGA? Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1989!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 12:51 PM (tjClK)


*reminisces about the life and times of Doof in 1989*

Uh, YEAH -- I'm in!!

Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 12:55 PM (N0dT2)

244 End Wokeness @EndWokeness 3h
BREAKING: Venezuelan gang TDA is now operating in "every city in Tennessee"

Stephen Miller @StephenM 2h
Not for long

https://tinyurl.com/mnvuh7mz
50 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 12:55 PM (hovnC)

245 Cleese is dickless.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 14, 2024 12:55 PM (+H2BX)

246 Notre Dame was an appliance fire. I also have a bridge to sell.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 14, 2024 12:55 PM (Z8Yh2)

247 215

Justine Bateman
@JustineBateman
Alerting the Witch Division of the
@FBI

Dr. Jebra Faushay
@JebraFaushay
Please warn Elon Musk that this woman paid $7.99 to have a spell put on him.
https://tinyurl.com/bdpa7hud

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2024 12:51 PM (NpAcC)

If she's the product of modern education, how can she read, much less spell?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 12:55 PM (ynpvh)

248 Remind me again, why don't you live in England anymore Mr. Cleese?
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 14, 2024 12:54 PM (f1kZG)
----------

Healthcare and taxes, but mostly taxes?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 14, 2024 12:55 PM (tT6L1)

249 Its good to avoid Kankers.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 14, 2024 12:55 PM (AdHga)

250 Can recalls be funded against any of the Rinos that aren't going to support Trump?

Put up a million dollars or two and actively work to make them unemployed....

Posted by: Stateless at November 14, 2024 12:55 PM (jvJvP)

251 Quelle dommage!

Posted by: Jetto at November 14, 2024 12:55 PM (y6mhS)

252 She needs to alert the MCB, not the Eff.Bee.EYE.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 14, 2024 12:55 PM (KcwUg)

Wouldn't it be the Ministry of Magic?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 12:56 PM (CIS44)

253 The line is:


Play it, Sam.

Posted by: eleven at November 14, 2024 12:56 PM (fV+MH)

254 241
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 12:54 PM


Laconic is Greek, not Italican.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 14, 2024 12:56 PM (a3Q+t)

255 " Chekhov coulda kicked Sulu's ass."

And Sulu would have loved it.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at November 14, 2024 12:56 PM (zSyrn)

256 Its good to avoid Kankers.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 14, 2024 12:55 PM (AdHga)



I read this as "kankles."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 12:56 PM (tjClK)

257
Democratic Wins Media
@DemocraticWins

BREAKING: Republican Senator John Cornyn just announced that he would like the House Ethics Committee to release the findings of the Matt Gaetz investigation. It sure looks like Republicans are going to sink one of Trump’s first nominees.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 12:56 PM (TGPs7)

258 Afternoon Ace. Blaming the Jews is like Woody Allen saying "I hit them in the fist with my chin and slammed them in the knee with my nose

--
Play it Again, Sam quote, I believe?
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 14, 2024


***
It sounds a little like Jean Kerr's parody of Mickey Spillane's Mike Hammer, too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 12:56 PM (J2vNu)

259 BREAKING: Venezuelan gang TDA is now operating in "every city in Tennessee"

Stephen Miller @StephenM 2h
Not for long

https://tinyurl.com/mnvuh7mz
50 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 12:55 PM (hovnC)

It's just a handful of every cities.
-Martha the Crypt Keeper

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 12:56 PM (CIS44)

260 210 Chekhov coulda kicked Sulu's ass.
Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 12:51 PM (v6JzV)

=======

Why not use Chekhov's gun?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 12:56 PM (GBKbO)

261 Legal remedy for riot and looting

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 14, 2024 12:56 PM (QSrLX)

262 Btw JK Rowling (rightly) insisted only British actors be cast in Harry Potter can we get an American actor to play Spiderman?

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2024 12:56 PM (YbbtK)

263 What kind of curse are you going to get for $7.99? The heartbreak of psoriasis?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 14, 2024 12:57 PM (z0QHk)

264 @JohnCleese

Ooooh you English are so superior. Well, do you know where'd you be without us, the good old US of A? I'll tell you: THE SMALLEST F**KING PROVINCE IN THE GERMAN EMPIRE!

Posted by: Nelly at November 14, 2024 12:54 PM (bcr4y)
-

DON'T MENTION THE WAR!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 14, 2024 12:57 PM (eY/fy)

265 Uhura coulda kicked Sula's ass.

chakoteya.net/StarTrek/39.htm
She came close to cutting a bitch in the mirror-universe

Posted by: gKWVE at November 14, 2024 12:57 PM (gKWVE)

266 Yes, I'm sure Elon is just petrified with fear over a spell.

Posted by: Jetto at November 14, 2024 12:57 PM (y6mhS)

267 Remember, the above is another reason mass transit is a bad idea. A bunch of people in a container with limited ability exit means target rich environment.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker

Pretty harsh take on England, Scotland, Australia, Canada, and New Zealand there Blake.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 14, 2024 12:57 PM (WJ5SF)

268 BREAKING: Republican Senator John Cornyn just announced that he would like the House Ethics Committee to release the findings of the Matt Gaetz investigation. It sure looks like Republicans are going to sink one of Trump’s first nominees.

-----------------

Ken Paxton, paging Ken Paxton ... please file your primary papers over here.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 14, 2024 12:57 PM (sX1BW)

269 Im not optimistic, but I am really hoping Cornyn is just negotiating with Trump regarding a good appointment now that he is out of leadership.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 14, 2024 12:57 PM (7PziG)

270 @Cleese

Your country's primary sport is soccer.

Fag.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 12:58 PM (tjClK)

271 No one to blame but tje governments that imported them.
Have fun in the Caliphate

Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2024 12:58 PM (i8nXt)

272 Dr. Jebra Faushay
@JebraFaushay
Please warn Elon Musk that this woman paid $7.99 to have a spell put on him.
https://tinyurl.com/bdpa7hud

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2024


***
For less than eight bucks, how big and bad a spell could it be? He gets a pimple on his chin?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 12:58 PM (J2vNu)

273 Someone should tweet that at him. It's a quote from one of his own movies 'A Fish called Wanda' Hilarious movie even if Cleese is a bit of a d**k.
Posted by: Nelly

I like it because, after getting all sexed up by Kline's Italian, she gets even more sexed up by Cleese's Russian.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 12:58 PM (v6JzV)

274
Ken Paxton, paging Ken Paxton ... please file your primary papers over here.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 14, 2024 12:57 PM (sX1BW)



I believe that's the plan.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 12:58 PM (tjClK)

275 "Texas Salon Owner Jailed for COVID Lockdown Violation Wins Seat in Legislature"

We the People!

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 12:58 PM (V13WU)

276 @226 I believe it was Play it Again Sam

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2024 12:58 PM (/y7Fe)

277 273 Jamie Lee, that is.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 12:58 PM (v6JzV)

278 John Cleese
@JohnCleese

The only US president who has never read a book is closing down the Education Department ?

Yeah, that figures...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 12:35 PM (TGPs7)
__________

This limey relic shitheal doesn't know that Trump wrote two books, does he?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2024 12:59 PM (iFTx/)

279 The jews started it because they were minding their own business and leaving everyone alone.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 14, 2024 12:59 PM (g8Ew8)

280 Can we go to Paris, Tim? Pleeeeeease? I wanna smell it burn.

Posted by: Gwen Walz at November 14, 2024 12:59 PM (fQ63s)

281 I believe it was Play it Again Sam
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2024 12:58 PM (/y7Fe)

It's "You played it for her, you can play it for me. Play it, Sam"

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 12:59 PM (CIS44)

282 Post-accident Captain Pike could've kicked Sulu's ass.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 14, 2024 12:59 PM (qBdHI)

283 >>> 269 Im not optimistic, but I am really hoping Cornyn is just negotiating with Trump regarding a good appointment now that he is out of leadership.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 14, 2024 12:57 PM (7PziG)

Cornyn is asshoe.

As other Morons have mentioned, if the GOPe Senators don't approve Gaetz, DeathSantis has the option to make Gaetz a Senator.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 14, 2024 12:59 PM (KcwUg)

284 Somehow I don't think Trump's people don't know what is in the ethics report.

Posted by: Accomack at November 14, 2024 12:59 PM (w9ItN)

285 I believe it was Play it Again Sam
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2024 12:58 PM (/y7Fe)

It's "You played it for her, you can play it for me. Play it, Sam"
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 12:59 PM (CIS44)



There's a bathroom on the right.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:00 PM (tjClK)

286 Chekhov coulda kicked Sulu's ass.
Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024

=======
Why not use Chekhov's gun?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024


***
He left that behind when he "died" on the Melkot planet when they were set to face the Earps.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 01:00 PM (J2vNu)

287 ***pro-Hamas protesters are rioting in the French capital, Paris,***

This is part of a Macron two-fer. Between his government trying to put LePen in prison and the riots the press (just like ours) will have ample material to divert attention from Macron's own scandal.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 14, 2024 01:00 PM (3+8sI)

288 George Takei is an asshole but Sulu was a cool character and even George hated that JJ Abrams made the character gay

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2024 01:01 PM (YbbtK)

289 Republican Senator John Cornyn just announced that he would like the House Ethics Committee to release the findings of the Matt Gaetz investigation.

==


Cornyn looks like a guy who has a secret profile on a ghey pr0n site.

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 01:01 PM (V13WU)

290 270 @Cleese

Your country's primary sport is soccer.

Fag.......
-----------------
England has Rugby. Its pretty intense and brutal.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 14, 2024 01:01 PM (AdHga)

291 Somehow I don't think Trump's people don't know what is in the ethics report.
Posted by: Accomack at November 14, 2024 12:59 PM (w9ItN)
-----------

I really doubt that. Whenever the GOPe tries these gambits, it tends to blow up in their faces.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 14, 2024 01:01 PM (tT6L1)

292 That only means they were very good picks . . . .

As Bongino is fond of pointing out: judge the quality of your political tactic by how loudly the opposition hollers at it. All the squealing like stuck pigs on the other side says Tulsi, Hegseth, and Gaetz are awesome pics.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 14, 2024 01:01 PM (Da7Vv)

293 This limey relic shitheal doesn't know that Trump wrote two books, does he?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2024 12:59 PM (iFTx/)

He's just trying to get a reaction. Call him a british fag and be done with it. We won.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 01:01 PM (ksjMr)

294 I bet he's still better than Eric Idle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 12:41 PM (GBKbO)

---

Are you saying Idle's hands are the devil's play things?

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 14, 2024 01:01 PM (f1kZG)

295 > CNN: FBI arrests alleged leaker of US intelligence documents related to Israel's attack plans against Iran.
--------
Wasn't there a woman who was implicated in the leak of Israel's plans... someone in State or DoD?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2024 01:01 PM (Q4IgG)

296 You're all treating kicking Sulu's ass as an act of aggression.

In reality, it would just be a rescue mission for the poor, poor tribbles.

Posted by: Stateless at November 14, 2024 01:01 PM (jvJvP)

297 @Cleese

Your country's primary sport is soccer.

Fag.......
-----------------
England has Rugby. Its pretty intense and brutal.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 14, 2024 01:01 PM (AdHga)

And Cricket! oh wait...

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 01:01 PM (CIS44)

298 This could yield some interesting names...


Boston Herald
@bostonherald
A group of allegedly powerful men implicated in a Greater Boston and in the DC suburbs of Virginia sex-trade case lost an appeal to the state’s highest court to keep their names secret.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 01:01 PM (TGPs7)

299 Cornyn looks like a guy who has a secret profile on a ghey pr0n site.
Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 01:01 PM (V13WU)

Secret? More like that Sullivan guy with the power glutes.

Posted by: Jetto at November 14, 2024 01:02 PM (y6mhS)

300 George Takei is an takes it in the asshole but Sulu was a cool character and even George hated that JJ Abrams made the character gay
Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2024 01:01 PM (YbbtK)



Corrected for accuracy.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:02 PM (tjClK)

301 292 That only means they were very good picks . . . .

As Bongino is fond of pointing out: judge the quality of your political tactic by how loudly the opposition hollers at it. All the squealing like stuck pigs on the other side says Tulsi, Hegseth, and Gaetz are awesome pics.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 14, 2024 01:01 PM (Da7Vv)

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Counter:

The left would call Jeb Bush Hitler and his hypothetical pick for AG, Kamala Harris, Himmler.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 01:02 PM (GBKbO)

302 283 >>> 269 Im not optimistic, but I am really hoping Cornyn is just negotiating with Trump regarding a good appointment now that he is out of leadership.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 14, 2024 12:57 PM (7PziG)

Cornyn is asshoe.

As other Morons have mentioned, if the GOPe Senators don't approve Gaetz, DeathSantis has the option to make Gaetz a Senator.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 14, 2024 12:59 PM (KcwUg)

Gaetz did do a great job of cleaning out the House of its leader baggage...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 14, 2024 01:02 PM (exHjb)

303 DeathSantis has the option to make Gaetz a Senator

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Why would he do that? To prevent him from being Governor?

I assume DeSantis does not like Gaetz, so I assume he does not want him in either position. I also assume that Gaetz going down will then make him the front runner for Governor. Would also assume that Gaetz being AG would give him credentials for his run for governor.

But my assumptions may be wrong.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 14, 2024 01:02 PM (sX1BW)

304 You know, John Cleese has forgotten that he doesn't have the First Amendment. The government can imprison him for wrongspeak... without recourse.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 14, 2024 01:02 PM (VNX3d)

305 For a nice smile for your day, Babydog is in the building!

https://tinyurl.com/ms5zptda

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 01:02 PM (CIS44)

306 Justine Bateman
@JustineBateman
Alerting the Witch Division of the
@FBI

Dr. Jebra Faushay
@JebraFaushay
Please warn Elon Musk that this woman paid $7.99 to have a spell put on him.
https://tinyurl.com/bdpa7hud

Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2024 12:51 PM (NpAcC)

If she's the product of modern education, how can she read, much less spell?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 12:55 PM (ynpvh)
______

That bargain basement witch is just trolling. Look at her face. She can barely keep from laughing as she's supposed to be furious at Musk. She's also much better looking and presentable than 99% of this hideous freaks. And "$7.99 at Etsy"? Come on. This is all an act for likes and possibly humor.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2024 01:02 PM (iFTx/)

307 England has Rugby. Its pretty intense and brutal.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 14, 2024 01:01 PM (AdHga)

And Cricket! oh wait...
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 01:01 PM (CIS44)



I said PRIMARY.

I know they have rugby.

So do we. But it's not PRIMARY.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:03 PM (tjClK)

308 Your country's primary sport is soccer.

Fag.......
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England has Rugby. Its pretty intense and brutal.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 14, 2024 01:01 PM


American football devolved from rugby.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 14, 2024 01:03 PM (a3Q+t)

309 : Venezuelan gang TDA is now operating in "every city in Tennessee"
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I know the people of Appalachia. If Venezuelans make it that far east, I think that they are in for a very rude surprise.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2024 01:03 PM (XeU6L)

310 If Trump really wants Gaetz, he will make a recess appointment. Boom.

Posted by: Truthbomb at November 14, 2024 01:03 PM (IYMzU)

311 Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 14, 2024 01:02 PM (VNX3d)

Count Dankula has entered the chat.

Posted by: Jetto at November 14, 2024 01:03 PM (y6mhS)

312 You may not be interested in cultural enrichment, but cultural enrichment is interested in you!

Posted by: Zippyslug at November 14, 2024 01:03 PM (/jFSs)

313 A group of allegedly powerful men implicated in a Greater Boston and in the DC suburbs of Virginia sex-trade case lost an appeal to the state’s highest court to keep their names secret.
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I think they put "allegedly" in the wrong place, there...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 14, 2024 01:04 PM (z0QHk)

314 George Takei is an asshole but Sulu was a cool character and even George hated that JJ Abrams made the character gay
Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2024


***
Sulu was tough, utterly loyal to Star Fleet and later to Kirk and Spock, and in the early days had a wide-ranging series of interests and hobbies (fencing, antique firearms, and horticulture come to mind).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 01:04 PM (J2vNu)

315 Cornyn looks like a guy who has a secret profile on a ghey pr0n site.


Deeper States.com

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 14, 2024 01:04 PM (Da7Vv)

316 Democratic Wins Media
@DemocraticWins

BREAKING: Republican Senator John Cornyn just announced that he would like the House Ethics Committee to release the findings of the Matt Gaetz investigation. It sure looks like Republicans are going to sink one of Trump’s first nominees.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 12:56 PM (TGPs7)

Yeah, well, we'll see if that happens. If they really had something on him, it would have come out long ago.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 14, 2024 01:04 PM (g8Ew8)

317 This is going to need to get very, very ugly to fix. I can think of no better class of people to be on the receiving end of very ugly than this crowd of antisemites.

Posted by: Piper at November 14, 2024 01:04 PM (pZEOD)

318 They can deny Trump recess appointments using the same procedure that mcconnell did.

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 01:04 PM (V13WU)

319 https://www.thetimes.com/world/europe/article/ police-jew-hunt-belgium-copycat-attacks-cfhvnktzb

Police foil ‘Jew hunt’ in Belgium amid fears of copycat attacks

"Six suspects were planning a copycat “Jew hunt” in Antwerp after last week’s attacks on Israeli football fans in Amsterdam, police said.

There were calls on social media for a “jodenjacht”, or “Jew hunt”, using the same language as the attackers who co-ordinated violence in the Dutch capital using messaging apps.

...

Fears of copycat attacks are growing as the term “jodenjacht” becomes established on social media apps such as Telegram or Snapchat as street slang used by young people mainly of Arab origin.

...

In Berlin, a Jewish football team was put under police protection after a group armed with sticks and knives chased team members, shouting “free Palestine” and “f***ing Jews”, according to one of the players’ fathers."

Posted by: zombie at November 14, 2024 01:04 PM (pMi6S)

320 268 BREAKING: Republican Senator John Cornyn just announced that he would like the House Ethics Committee to release the findings of the Matt Gaetz investigation. It sure looks like Republicans are going to sink one of Trump’s first nominees.
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Then Gaetz is appointed Senator by DeathSantis to replace Rubio. I imagine Senators can see this move. I don't know, maybe Senators are really fucking stupid?

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 14, 2024 01:04 PM (AdHga)

321 Keep perv names a secret, gov leadership votes in secret, keep the corrupts names secret.

I'm sensing a pattern.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 14, 2024 01:05 PM (Z8Yh2)

322 the trump team is "flooding the zone" a la Barry O

this is the way

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 14, 2024 01:05 PM (s3qiR)

323 As Bongino is fond of pointing out: judge the quality of your political tactic by how loudly the opposition hollers at it. All the squealing like stuck pigs on the other side says Tulsi, Hegseth, and Gaetz are awesome pics.
Posted by: An Observation
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When you start taking flack...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2024 01:05 PM (XeU6L)

324
Yeah, well, we'll see if that happens. If they really had something on him, it would have come out long ago.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 14, 2024 01:04 PM



"I have concrete evidence of Trump Russia Collusion!!!"

- - - - - Adam Schiff

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:05 PM (tjClK)

325 Have the Muslims have no shame?

In the middle of McCain's Pride funeral???

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2024 01:05 PM (MABMJ)

326 #287 background:

Bad Kitty Unleashed 🦁 @pepesgrandma 3h
🔥🔥Breaking! France is attempting to imprison their right wing presidential candidate, Marine Le Pen, for five years and ban her from running! All while using a biased judge!

Prosecutors on Wednesday asked that far-right French lawmaker Marine Le Pen be found guilty of embezzlement, sentenced to prison and barred from running for public office — including the French presidency — for the next five years.

Le Pen, her National Rally party, and 24 other individuals — including current and former French lawmakers and MEPs — are accused of illicitly using European Parliament funds to pay parliamentary assistants for work on party business rather than on EU affairs from 2004 to 2016. Le Pen and her co-defendants have all denied the charges.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 01:05 PM (hovnC)

327 I'm wondering about the Midnight's Edge link in the sidebar, how some liberals are starting to emerge from their bubbles.

I know plenty of liberals who are immune to this because they *think* they're getting the conservative view on things either from (1) Dispatch/Bulwark/NRO or (2) intemperate blowhards like Ben Shapiro or Alex Jones.

Used to be an honest liberal (?) could really find out what conservatives think by listening to Rush, but since he died we've suffered a kind of media diaspora.

I know lots of right thinking conservatives who've never heard of this blog and refuse to look at it when I send links. So it's harder to get a broad read on us.

But bottom line, the liberal sites and social media accounts do not engage or acknowledge sites like this one, so their readers never know about Ace. I mean, I assume that's true, because if they were engaging Ace would respond.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at November 14, 2024 01:06 PM (GD2xa)

328 Everyone else just wants to see the Gaetz investigation go away. You have to wonder why Cornyn would go the extra yards to try and damage his reputation.

Posted by: Truthbomb at November 14, 2024 01:06 PM (IYMzU)

329 Have they no tire irons?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 12:31 PM (aD39U)


Insom has no export license.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 12:32 PM (tjClK)


Rebar is available, even in Europe.
Faster club head speed too (to use a golf comparison which actually works for this application too).

Posted by: Schrodingers at November 14, 2024 01:06 PM (FCbAQ)

330 Sulu was tough, utterly loyal to Star Fleet and later to Kirk and Spock, and in the early days had a wide-ranging series of interests and hobbies (fencing, antique firearms, and horticulture come to mind).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 01:04 PM (J2vNu)

and Uhura..but that was in the Mirror Universe...

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 01:06 PM (V13WU)

331 What are they protesting? They "lost" the war in Gaza, their power structure always quickly dies a horrible death, and Israel will undoubtedly sabotage the Iranian nuke program.

We've won. STFU.


That's the problem with Islam, they largely don't know when they've been defeated. The upper level power structures do (or at least the ones that still exist) but the useful idiots and low-level thugs don't.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 14, 2024 01:06 PM (2ocoG)

332 318 They can deny Trump recess appointments using the same procedure that mcconnell did.
Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 01:04 PM (V13WU)

They can...and Trump probably vetoes every single bill passed til they do.

He doesn't have anything to lose (he's not even in on the grift)...the Senators do...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 14, 2024 01:07 PM (exHjb)

333
In the middle of McCain's Pride funeral???
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2024 01:05 PM (MABMJ)



So close to PRIDE MONTH!!????

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:07 PM (tjClK)

334 off 5 day old sock.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 14, 2024 01:07 PM (FCbAQ)

335 The US has diversity baked into the cake, so we have to deal with it. But, even then we get it wrong as with Our Betters flooding the nation with various peasants from hostile or vastly different cultures.

But, what in the wide world of sports were they thinking of in Europe? With well ordered nations and cultures and religion for the most part that are hundreds of years old and well established national identities doing importing peasants from hostile cultures and countries?

When in history has a sudden vast invasion of people from a different culture, religion,or race led to peace and prosperity for the citizens of that country. Aside from quashing them militarily, peace is usually the last thing that follows.

Sad.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 14, 2024 01:07 PM (eDfFs)

336 Did Macron ever even form a government or is he still ruling by dictat?

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2024 01:07 PM (YbbtK)

337 308 Your country's primary sport is soccer.

Fag.......
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England has Rugby. Its pretty intense and brutal.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 14, 2024 01:01 PM

American football devolved from rugby.
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This is true. Out lineman would have heart attacks if they had to play Rugby.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 14, 2024 01:07 PM (AdHga)

338 Have the Muslims have no shame?

In the middle of McCain's Pride funeral???
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2024 01:05 PM (MABMJ)

They're protesting the murder of George Floyd, so it's allowed.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2024 01:07 PM (dGCAG)

339 This is why leftist worked so hard to get groups like the proud boys dismantled and vilified, because that was ther only group that would go out and counter these terrorist and knock these shit out of them. Pure anarcho- tyranny

Posted by: Rbastid at November 14, 2024 01:08 PM (RLyBp)

340 “ They can deny Trump recess appointments using the same procedure that mcconnell did.”

All of the top senate leadership committed to allowing recess appointments earlier this week.

Posted by: Truthbomb at November 14, 2024 01:08 PM (IYMzU)

341 218 Actors are at the same social level as whores.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 14, 2024 12:52 PM (+H2BX)

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I thought we liked whores? Why be rude and equate them with actor scum?

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2024 01:08 PM (jyAD3)

342 Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 14, 2024 01:05 PM (s3qiR)

Me and brit lass wife were just talking about this very thing.

This is why I'm worried about the next 2.5 year phony story or scandal that is headed our way.

They can't just let Trump have the narrative. No way.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 01:08 PM (ksjMr)

343 off 5 day old sock.
Posted by: OneEyedJack


Wow, that's gotta be a new record.

But I think I came close to it once.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 01:08 PM (v6JzV)

344 But bottom line, the liberal sites and social media accounts do not engage or acknowledge sites like this one, so their readers never know about Ace. I mean, I assume that's true, because if they were engaging Ace would respond.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at November 14, 2024


***
Some years ago I tried to get that BernieBro member of my former writing group, the Trump hater, to read beyond his bubble by sending him a link to JJ's Morning Report. He responded by saying it was all "biased" and nicknaming the site "Ass" of Spades. I lost hope for him then.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 01:08 PM (J2vNu)

345
All of the top senate leadership committed to allowing recess appointments earlier this week.
Posted by: Truthbomb at November 14, 2024 01:08 PM (IYMzU)




*Lucy holding a football has entered the chat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:09 PM (tjClK)

346 Pretty harsh take on England, Scotland, Australia, Canada, and New Zealand there Blake.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 14, 2024 12:57 PM (WJ5SF)

That's dead-nuts on. Probably true for many cities in the USA, too. I could pretty much guarantee you, that if I board a bus in Calgary, there's going to be some surly-looking muzloids on it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2024 01:09 PM (UxUdu)

347 Using CE instead of AD is part of the problem.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 14, 2024 01:09 PM (G3Bvh)

348 This is true. Out lineman would have heart attacks if they had to play Rugby.


well not Jordan mailata (eagles)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 14, 2024 01:09 PM (s3qiR)

349
I thought we liked whores? Why be rude and equate them with actor scum?
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2024 01:08 PM (jyAD3)



We like sluts. Whores cost too much.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:09 PM (tjClK)

350 BREAKING: Republican Senator John Cornyn just announced that he would like the House Ethics Committee to release the findings of the Matt Gaetz investigation. It sure looks like Republicans are going to sink one of Trump’s first nominees.
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Then Gaetz is appointed Senator by DeathSantis to replace Rubio. I imagine Senators can see this move. I don't know, maybe Senators are really fucking stupid?
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 14, 2024 01:04 PM (AdHga)
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This is the fake fraudulent DOJ-created "sex trafficking" bullshit?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2024 01:09 PM (iFTx/)

351 I think Cornyn may secretly be gay, and there are pictures of him and McConnell in leather gimp suits doing bondage stuff. I don’t know if that’s true, but it sounds plausible.

Posted by: Truthbomb at November 14, 2024 01:10 PM (IYMzU)

352 This is true. Out lineman would have heart attacks if they had to play Rugby.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 14, 2024 01:07 PM (AdHga)

On the other hand, put a rugby player on the line in football. Either side of the ball.

They'd look like Rudy trying to stop... oh, I don't know who the top players are, but let's just say Aaron Donald. Or trying to rush a passer, let's see if they get past John Hannah.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2024 01:10 PM (dGCAG)

353 Actors are at the same social level as whores.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 14, 2024

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I thought we liked whores? Why be rude and equate them with actor scum?
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2024


***
Lazarus Long was of the opinion that whores delivered higher customer satisfaction than plumbers, and much higher than lawyers.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 01:10 PM (J2vNu)

354 All this over glorified kickball?

Posted by: Men's Professional Tackle Football at November 14, 2024 01:10 PM (DobEs)

355 I thought we liked whores? Why be rude and equate them with actor scum?
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2024 01:08 PM (jyAD3)


We like sluts. Whores cost too much.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:09 PM (tjClK)
_________

"Speak for yourself, homo!"

-- Charlie Sheen

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2024 01:10 PM (iFTx/)

356 345
All of the top senate leadership committed to allowing recess appointments earlier this week.
Posted by: Truthbomb at November 14, 2024 01:08 PM (IYMzU)



*Lucy holding a football has entered the chat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:09 PM (tjClK)

See my post...in a game of chicken, the one with nothing to lose always wins...

Trump has them cold and will all term b/c he literally has nothing to lose...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 14, 2024 01:10 PM (exHjb)

357 It's not like this is some unexpected historical anomoly -- never forget that the Mufti of Jerusalem (the leader of Palestinian Arabs at that time) allied with the Nazis during WWII and perdonally met with Hitler:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File: Bundesarchiv_Bild_146-1987-004-09A,_ Amin_al_Husseini_und_Adolf_Hitler.jpg
(remove spaces)
"Fritz Grobba wrote on 17 July 1942 that [the Mufti] himself had visited Oranienburg concentration camp which ... made a very favorable impression on the Arabs."

Posted by: zombie at November 14, 2024 01:10 PM (pMi6S)

358 With well ordered nations and cultures and religion for the most part that are hundreds of years old and well established national identities doing importing peasants from hostile cultures and countries?
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Bottom line? Cheap labor.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 14, 2024 01:10 PM (z0QHk)

359 well not Jordan mailata (eagles)
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Eagles play the Redskins tonight. Today is my son's birthday, and he's an Eagles fan. So I'm rooting for them to win.

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 01:11 PM (v6JzV)

360 I thought we liked whores? Why be rude and equate them with actor scum?
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2024
*
We like sluts. Whores cost too much.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024


***
And Park Avenue call girls are right out.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 01:11 PM (J2vNu)

361 This is why I'm worried about the next 2.5 year phony story or scandal that is headed our way.


nah

besides you misunderstood me

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 14, 2024 01:11 PM (s3qiR)

362 Walking back the recess appointments would be a pretty big deal at this point.

Posted by: Truthbomb at November 14, 2024 01:11 PM (IYMzU)

363 I hope Trump shoves Matt Gaetz up Cornyn's ass.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 14, 2024 01:11 PM (paSBy)

364 This while Germany is set to ban the country's second-largest political party, and France to imprison Marine Le Pen. Europe is in bad shape, my friends.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 14, 2024 01:11 PM (CwhoI)

365 The Europeans have been warned of what was coming their way for decades now.

Their leaders chose not to heed those warnings and instead doubled and tripled down while subjecting their citizens to constant propaganda, gaslighting and Cancel Culture to hide the effects of their open borders, "Global Superpowers of Human Rights", "Diversity Is Our Strength" nonsense they pushed since the 1960s.

They've made their bed and now they have to die in it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 14, 2024 01:11 PM (6ydKt)

366 When American football was one platoon it wasn't as far off from rugby as it is now.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2024 01:11 PM (YbbtK)

367 nicknaming the site "Ass" of Spades. I lost hope for him then.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 01:08 PM (J2vNu)




There's nothing wrong with a nice ass.

I like it. Ass of Spades. FTW.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:11 PM (tjClK)

368 I said in the Morning Report thread that Europe is gone.

Look at what they're doing to Le Pen and the German AfD party, the freedom suppression in the UK, the migrant invasions all over - now including Italy by court order, Poland, Spain, Portugal, the Scandinavian countries.

They're goners.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 14, 2024 01:11 PM (eY/fy)

369 The whores are too damn high!

Posted by: Now it's a political party at November 14, 2024 01:12 PM (DobEs)

370 Left Wing Groups Pressure Biden To Commute Sentences of Dozens of Death Row Inmates, Including Boston Marathon Bomber

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Way to go out with a bang!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 14, 2024 01:12 PM (L/fGl)

371 >>That's dead-nuts on. Probably true for many cities in the USA, too. I could pretty much guarantee you, that if I board a bus in Calgary, there's going to be some surly-looking muzloids on it.


You can't get gas in Great Falss without having to deal with some shady Canadian Muslim Emigres traveling out of Calgary.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2024 01:12 PM (z/jjr)

372 112...the only moderate Muslims are muslims who live apart from Jews ...
Posted by: The Dark Lord at November 14, 2024 12:42 PM (DBAaD)

the only moderate muslims are those that are vastly outnumbered in the nations they are trying to colonize.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 14, 2024 01:12 PM (Rbu5d)

373 363 I hope Trump shoves Matt Gaetz up Cornyn's ass.


exactly!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 14, 2024 01:12 PM (s3qiR)

374 Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 14, 2024 01:11 PM (CwhoI)
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Great morons think alike.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 14, 2024 01:12 PM (eY/fy)

375 This is the fake fraudulent DOJ-created "sex trafficking" bullshit?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2024 01:09 PM (iFTx/)

Yes, it's the fake fraudulent DOJ-created "sex trafficking" bullshit.

And all the congresscritters who have been to Epstein Island, they seem to be jealous that Gaetz can get tail without having to pay for it. One way or the other.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2024 01:12 PM (dGCAG)

376 When you start taking flack...

You're directly over Pearl Harbor!

Posted by: Erich Hartmann at November 14, 2024 01:12 PM (Ybyk2)

377 If Gaetz is appointed senator, he’d be up for election in 2026. He may lose. Not a risk worth taking.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 14, 2024 01:12 PM (G3Bvh)

378 Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 14, 2024 01:11 PM (s3qiR)

Me? How so?

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 01:12 PM (ksjMr)

379 In breaking news: Hakeem Jeffries finally admitted today that Americans are seriously struggling...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 14, 2024 01:13 PM (exHjb)

380 Some years ago I tried to get that BernieBro member of my former writing group, the Trump hater, to read beyond his bubble by sending him a link to JJ's Morning Report. He responded by saying it was all "biased" and nicknaming the site "Ass" of Spades. I lost hope for him then.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
---------

They are so psychologically damaged that anything that contradicts the narrative in their brains will not be admited past their eyes and ears, there it stops.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2024 01:13 PM (XeU6L)

381 139...a few disruptive pests with Israeli flags making a racket during a moment of silence for the Spanish flooding victims
Helena Handbasket

doesn't sound like a set up at all, does it.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 14, 2024 01:14 PM (Rbu5d)

382 If Gaetz is appointed senator, he’d be up for election in 2026. He may lose. Not a risk worth taking.

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By whom?

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 14, 2024 01:14 PM (sX1BW)

383 I thought Trump was literally Hitler. Why is literally Hitler even worried about nominees passing the senate? He’ll just suspend the senate and imprison everyone right?

That’s what the left kept telling me.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 14, 2024 01:14 PM (G3Bvh)

384 I think my old French whore is dead.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 01:14 PM (aD39U)

385 So, they finally shutdown InfoWars.

Man. What a parting shot by the deep state.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 14, 2024 01:14 PM (lUhzf)

386 Sulu was tough, utterly loyal to Star Fleet and later to Kirk and Spock, and in the early days had a wide-ranging series of interests and hobbies (fencing, antique firearms, and horticulture come to mind).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024
*
and Uhura..but that was in the Mirror Universe...
Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024


***
We didn't get to see it much in TOS, but she certainly was tough, reliable, and loyal in Search For Spock. And didn't she fight well in that Gamesters episode?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 01:14 PM (J2vNu)

387 I like it. Ass of Spades. FTW.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:11 PM (tjClK)

Ass of Spades - A smart boob blog

Posted by: Bronco Bama at November 14, 2024 01:14 PM (NtVYv)

388 366 When American football was one platoon it wasn't as far off from rugby as it is now.
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True. But back then they got breathers between each play. Rugby, not so much.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 14, 2024 01:14 PM (AdHga)

389 Gaetz would go beast mode in the senate for two years. He would break shit and turn over tables. He would probably be a hero at the end of that and win easy reelection in Florida.

Posted by: Truthbomb at November 14, 2024 01:14 PM (IYMzU)

390 382 If Gaetz is appointed senator, he’d be up for election in 2026. He may lose. Not a risk worth taking.

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By whom?
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 14, 2024 01:14 PM (sX1BW)

DeSantis.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 14, 2024 01:14 PM (G3Bvh)

391 I mean, the spade logo actually looks like an ass, with something going in it.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:15 PM (tjClK)

392 >>> 363 I hope Trump shoves Matt Gaetz up Cornyn's ass.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 14, 2024 01:11 PM (paSBy)


OH MY!

Posted by: George Takei at November 14, 2024 01:15 PM (0Q4vB)

393 his is the fake fraudulent DOJ-created "sex trafficking" bullshit?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2024 01:09 PM (iFTx/)

Yes that the DOJ found fuckall on and closed so the House opened a bullshit "ethics investigation" based on the thing the DOJ closed.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 01:15 PM (CIS44)

394 Just looked up the list of NHL players from England. 23 in the entire history of the league. I recognize ONE - and that's only because he played for the team I follow. Byron Dafoe was a goalie in the Caps organization from 1992-2004. His career was whelming.

No meaningful NHL'ers from your country? Call your homeland Pansystan

Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 01:15 PM (N0dT2)

395 139 >>> 91 50 I am waiting for HarryParatestes to show up and tell us how the Jews started this first.
Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 12:33 PM (V13WU)

When the pogrom happened in the Netherlands, someone at another site said the Jews instigated it by "tearing Palestinian flags and attacking individual Arabs."
Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2024 12:39 PM (NR6c1)

A claim I have seen elseblog was that there were a few disruptive pests with Israeli flags making a racket during a moment of silence for the Spanish flooding victims at one of the soccer games... which somehow justifies whacking everyone of a particular group? Uh, sure.
-snip -
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 14, 2024 12:44 PM (KcwUg)

Hooliganism is part of Eurosoccer, so in fairness to Harry, I wouldn't be surprised if some Israelis took umbrage at a Palestinian flag being flown at the soccer stadium. It came out later, however, that the attacks on Israelis were coordinated via Telegram ahead of time, so the two events were probably not related at all. The pro-Hamas terrorists always planned to attack the Israeli fans.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 14, 2024 01:15 PM (HDVTP)

396 382 If Gaetz is appointed senator, he’d be up for election in 2026. He may lose. Not a risk worth taking.
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In Florida?

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 14, 2024 01:15 PM (AdHga)

397 I see that Dick van Dyke, who turns 99 in a few days, says he's glad he won’t live through a second Trump administration.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 14, 2024 01:15 PM (L/fGl)

398 Ass of Spades, brought to you by Ass Body Spray.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2024 01:15 PM (MABMJ)

399 >> I like it. Ass of Spades. FTW.


You lick it?

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2024 01:15 PM (z/jjr)

400 Remember kids, the only thing you can't protest is the Jews.

Posted by: Titus at November 14, 2024 01:15 PM (4baX4)

401 ah three dots! the typing!!

ok the Right is flooding the zone narrative-wise

and its working perfectly

and I dont think trumps team will stop

it will keep th Left going from one head-explosion to another. they can't set narrative just reacting and reacting to zillions of supposed outrages

people are already noticing (Ie the Biden visit) that they just spew dramatic BS

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 14, 2024 01:15 PM (s3qiR)

402 If Gaetz is appointed senator, he’d be up for election in 2026. He may lose. Not a risk worth taking.
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 14, 2024 01:12 PM (G3Bvh)

Why, because all those Floridians who turned the state solid red would be mad at him for nailing chicks, or are they upset because he booted Mrs. Luntz?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2024 01:15 PM (dGCAG)

403 In the middle of McCain's Pride funeral???
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It's too Thune for McCain funeral comments, you monsters!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 01:16 PM (hovnC)

404 I see that Dick van Dyke, who turns 99 in a few days, says he's glad he won’t live through a second Trump administration.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 14, 2024 01:15 PM (L/fGl)


We have a consensus then.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 01:16 PM (aD39U)

405
No meaningful NHL'ers from your country? Call your homeland Pansystan
Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 01:15 PM (N0dT2)



Eddie the Eagle was their most famous winter sportsman........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:16 PM (tjClK)

406 We will see if the sandrats try to burn down Dallas. They are protesting a function for Israel at the Anatole.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2024 01:16 PM (t8vHj)

407 "I think my old French whore is dead."


Worst country lyrics ever.

Posted by: eleven at November 14, 2024 01:16 PM (fV+MH)

408 "They can deny Trump recess appointments using the same procedure that mcconnell did."

That was then, this is now. I did not memorize it but there is a mechanism. Article 2 section 3.

or not.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 14, 2024 01:17 PM (Z8Yh2)

409 >>Eddie the Eagle was their most famous winter sportsman...


That guy could crash!

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2024 01:17 PM (z/jjr)

410 I see that Dick van Dyke, who turns 99 in a few days, says he's glad he won’t live through a second Trump administration.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 14, 2024 01:15 PM (L/fGl)



Eat a bag of your name on your way out, then.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:17 PM (tjClK)

411 394 Steve Thomas was born in the UK, Peter Lee as well. Owen Nolan was born in Belfast. Off the top of my head.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2024 01:17 PM (YbbtK)

412 I like it. Ass of Spades. FTW.


You lick it?
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2024 01:15 PM (z/jjr)
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Lech mich im Arsch.

Posted by: W. A. Mozart at November 14, 2024 01:17 PM (z0QHk)

413 Ass of Spades

Sounds like a competition, which moron is most worthy ?

Posted by: Next2Nothing at November 14, 2024 01:17 PM (tA1/w)

414 Try this, Gaetz is somehow stonewalled as AG. He is appointed Senator by DeathSantis. Then DeathSantis becomes AG. Happy?

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 14, 2024 01:17 PM (AdHga)

415 >>Lech mich im Arsch.


Well, okey dokey.

Posted by: Cartman's Mom at November 14, 2024 01:18 PM (z/jjr)

416 We will see if the sandrats try to burn down Dallas. They are protesting a function for Israel at the Anatole.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2024 01:16 PM (t8vHj)



Dallas? I'd let them, actually.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:18 PM (tjClK)

417 30 If Trump hadn't won, we'd be getting about a million Gazans here.
Posted by: Duke Lowell, MAGA Viking at November 14, 2024 12:31 PM (2UnvF)


Ah, song inspiration!

[Murder for Nothing]

See the little faggot with the fire and flag of Hamas?
Yeah buddy, invited by those billionaires
That little faggot gotta cause all that chaos
That little faggot, there's a million of 'em there

[ref Money for Nothing]
:::See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup?
Yeah buddy, that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot, he's a millionaire:::

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 14, 2024 01:18 PM (NMT5x)

418 Has Bono driven off a cliff yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2024 01:18 PM (MABMJ)

419 George Takei is an takes it in the asshole but Sulu was a cool character and even George hated that JJ Abrams made the character gay
Posted by: steevy

Sorry George, you threw your lot in with woke Lefty whites. That means you're just a series of demographic boxes now, and "gay" is all you are to those people now (because "asian" is white adjacent).

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 14, 2024 01:18 PM (JCZqz)

420 308 England has Rugby. Its pretty intense and brutal.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 14, 2024 01:01 PM

American football devolved from rugby.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 14, 2024 01:03 PM (a3Q+t)

How to make Rugby (or ANY sport) a real sport :

Allow the players to swing sledgehammers around.

If you kill 3 players from the other team, you automatically win.

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2024 01:18 PM (UnA8+)

421 Gay Paree

Posted by: wth at November 14, 2024 01:18 PM (v0R5T)

422 Ass of Spades

Sounds like a competition, which moron is most worthy ?
Posted by: Next2Nothing at November 14, 2024 01:17 PM (tA1/w)


Luap

Posted by: Bronco Bama at November 14, 2024 01:18 PM (NtVYv)

423 364 This while Germany is set to ban the country's second-largest political party, and France to imprison Marine Le Pen. Europe is in bad shape, my friends.
Posted by: Citizen Cake
_____

Let's welcome the asylum seekers from dying Europe. Britain seems to already have some political prisoners. Free Tommy Robinson!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 14, 2024 01:18 PM (fs1hN)

424 I admire Eddy the Eagle. He found a way to make it to the Olympics multiple times and his name is almost legendary.

What's not to like?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 14, 2024 01:18 PM (tT6L1)

425 Ass of Spades HQ, Jerry!!!

I'm an Ass-Moron!!!

Posted by: cosmo kramer at November 14, 2024 01:18 PM (hovnC)

426 I see that Dick van Dyke, who turns 99 in a few days, says he's glad he won’t live through a second Trump administration.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 14, 2024 01:15 PM (L/fGl)


Oh, Rob!

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 01:18 PM (v6JzV)

427 Someone should tweet that at him. It's a quote from one of his own movies 'A Fish called Wanda' Hilarious movie even if Cleese is a bit of a d**k.
Posted by: Nelly

Or we could just hang Cleese out a third story window by his ankles until he apologizes.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 14, 2024 01:19 PM (fQ63s)

428 I hear Paris Has Fallen.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 14, 2024 01:19 PM (xcxpd)

429
You lick it?
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2024 01:15 PM (z/jjr)



If she'll let me, on occasion.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:19 PM (tjClK)

430 268 BREAKING: Republican Senator John Cornyn just announced that he would like the House Ethics Committee to release the findings of the Matt Gaetz investigation. It sure looks like Republicans are going to sink one of Trump’s first nominees.
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The GOP Senators owned by the Democrats are starting to speak up, obeying their true masters commands.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 14, 2024 01:19 PM (RDjFz)

431
Allow the players to swing sledgehammers around.

If you kill 3 players from the other team, you automatically win.
Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2024 01:18 PM (UnA8+)
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Combat Football for the win!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 14, 2024 01:19 PM (tT6L1)

432 I still like and respect John Cleese.

Not everyone has to love Trump and he has pushed back on the looney left with just common sense rebuttals.

Plus most foreigners have no idea what the Department of Education is ( a symbolic boondoggle) and that the vast majority of educational control and funding in this country comes from the states and localities.

Posted by: theATL at November 14, 2024 01:19 PM (BYfP9)

433 I admire Eddy the Eagle. He found a way to make it to the Olympics multiple times and his name is almost legendary.

What's not to like?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 14, 2024 01:18 PM (tT6L1)



I absolutely rooted for him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:19 PM (tjClK)

434 Ass of Spades
by Motorhead

If you like to fondle, I tell you I'm your man,
You grab some, squeeze some, it's all the same to me,
I see it in your eyes, take one look and die,
The only blog you see, you know it's gonna be,
The Ass Of Spades
The Ass Of Spades

Posted by: zombie at November 14, 2024 01:19 PM (pMi6S)

435 We didn't get to see it much in TOS, but she certainly was tough, reliable, and loyal in Search For Spock. And didn't she fight well in that Gamesters episode?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 01:14 PM (J2vNu)



I had to look it up. Honestly I don't recall. I think "Tsunkatse" in Voyager might have been based on that episode.

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 01:19 PM (V13WU)

436 Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 14, 2024 01:15 PM (s3qiR)

Ok and just for clarity I didn't misunderstand you and may never have ever misunderstood you in my life.

We will see if the Left has anything. The last time we were this on top of the world, they released a bioweapon and shut down earth. That was on the heels of phony Russia and phony impeachment and not long before phony J6. Do not underestimate their perfidy.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 01:19 PM (ksjMr)

437 424 I admire Eddy the Eagle. He found a way to make it to the Olympics multiple times and his name is almost legendary.

What's not to like?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 14, 2024 01:18 PM (tT6L1)


Plus he looks like Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 14, 2024 01:20 PM (eb5mD)

438 Fawlty Towers is one of the funniest shows ever but Cleese is still an asshole.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2024 01:20 PM (YbbtK)

439 428 I hear Paris Has Fallen.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 14, 2024 01:19 PM (xcxpd)

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Yeah, but is Paris Burning?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 01:20 PM (GBKbO)

440 Remember the Hostess fruit pies? Maybe it's a New England thing...

Jim Murray
@bigjimmurray
We Gen-X’ers always speak passionately of the McDonald’s apple pie that was like an egg roll, and rightly so.

But not enough is said about these.

I remain convinced that the fat little magician guy on the packaging used the powers of the occult to get them to taste so good.

https://tinyurl.com/yc6rusjr

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 01:20 PM (TGPs7)

441 Allow the players to swing sledgehammers around.

If you kill 3 players from the other team, you automatically win.
Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2024 01:18 PM (UnA8+)
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Combat Football for the win!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 14, 2024 01:19 PM (tT6L1)

Old Sega Genesis games Mutant League Football and Mutant League Hockey. If you killed enough players on the other team they forfeited.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 01:20 PM (CIS44)

442 We like sluts. Whores cost too much.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:09 PM (tjClK)



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Point taken.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2024 01:20 PM (jyAD3)

443 439 428 I hear Paris Has Fallen.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 14, 2024 01:19 PM (xcxpd)

======

Yeah, but is Paris Burning?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 01:20 PM (GBKbO)

only When it Sizzles

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 14, 2024 01:20 PM (xcxpd)

444 431 Combat Football for the win!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 14, 2024 01:19 PM (tT6L1)

Real Men Kill.

Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2024 01:20 PM (UnA8+)

445 >>Ass of Spades
by Motorhead

If you like to fondle, I tell you I'm your man,
You grab some, squeeze some, it's all the same to me,
I see it in your eyes, take one look and die,
The only blog you see, you know it's gonna be,
The Ass Of Spades
The Ass Of Spades


Nicely done Zombie.

Posted by: Cartman's Mom at November 14, 2024 01:20 PM (z/jjr)

446 436 Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 14, 2024 01:15 PM (s3qiR)

Ok and just for clarity I didn't misunderstand you and may never have ever misunderstood you in my life.

We will see if the Left has anything. The last time we were this on top of the world, they released a bioweapon and shut down earth. That was on the heels of phony Russia and phony impeachment and not long before phony J6. Do not underestimate their perfidy.
Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 01:19 PM (ksjMr)

One saying that I try to live by is that it's never as bad as it seems. It's also never as good as it seems.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 14, 2024 01:21 PM (HDVTP)

447 Republican Senator John Cornyn just announced that he would like the House Ethics Committee to release the findings of the Matt Gaetz investigation. It sure looks like Republicans are going to sink one of Trump’s first nominees.

I suppose it's possible that he knows there's nothing there, and he's just clearing the decks for Gaetz.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 14, 2024 01:21 PM (xCA6C)

448 HBO Boss Confirms J.K. Rowling Has “Been Fairly Involved” in “Harry Potter” TV Series’ Production, Says Her Views on Trans Issues Has Had No Effect on Ability To Find Cast or Crew

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What? The Hollywood weirdos are willing to sell out their principles for work?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 14, 2024 01:21 PM (L/fGl)

449 382 If Gaetz is appointed senator, he’d be up for election in 2026. He may lose. Not a risk worth taking.

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By whom?
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 14, 2024 01:14 PM (sX1BW)

DeSantis.

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The political calculations that must be going through all their minds right now is just outstanding. No one knows exactly how to play things.

These are just my assumptions:

1. No elected officials like Gaetz.
2. Gaetz wants to be Govenor.
3. DeSantis wants to be President.
4. DeSantis does not want Gaetz to be govenor ... unless it helps him achieve #3.
5. FL voters like Gaetz just enough that he can build a run.
6. Gaetz being a martyr likekly increases his support for #5.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 14, 2024 01:21 PM (sX1BW)

450 Yeah, but is Paris Burning?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 01:20 PM (GBKbO)



Penicillin cleared that up.

Posted by: Paris Hilton at November 14, 2024 01:21 PM (aD39U)

451 I see that Dick van Dyke, who turns 99 in a few days, says he's glad he won’t live through a second Trump administration.
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Well...

Bye

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 01:21 PM (ksjMr)

452 Price is Right with Bob Barker.

They are guessing the price of a Thomas Jefferson doll complete with a gun and the Constitution.

Holy crap!
$625

Posted by: Stateless at November 14, 2024 01:21 PM (jvJvP)

453 Play it Again Sam was the Woody Allen movie that I quoted from above. I know Casablanca backwards and forwards

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2024 01:21 PM (/y7Fe)

454 Has anyone checked on Bette Midler lately?

Posted by: Jetto at November 14, 2024 01:21 PM (y6mhS)

455 “Trump has come up with an ingenious way to squish-proof top officials in his incoming administration: He’s placing people in charge of agencies and departments who were personally targeted by those agencies and departments. These people have beef, and they’re coming to DC to settle it. It’s kind of brilliant, when you think about it.”

Posted by: SMOD at November 14, 2024 01:21 PM (RHGPo)

456 We reference Gamesters of Triskelion at the HQ (100 quatloos on....)

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2024 01:21 PM (YbbtK)

457 >>Remember the Hostess fruit pies?


They are still out there.

As is another brand that sells them in nifty little boxes instead of the bags Hostess uses.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2024 01:22 PM (z/jjr)

458 Yeah, but is Paris Burning?
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Only when she pees.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 01:22 PM (hovnC)

459 The British elites just don't get us...how sad is that ?

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 01:22 PM (V13WU)

460 So, why did Mary Tyler Moore look younger on her own show (at least at the beginning) than she did on Dick Van Dyke's?

Posted by: Bulg at November 14, 2024 01:22 PM (v6JzV)

461 Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 01:20 PM (TGPs7)

Man. When the fruit pies were good they were GOOD. I hated the pudding or whatever ones they had.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 14, 2024 01:22 PM (lUhzf)

462 Just received a text that AOC removed all her pronouns from her FB bio. Not on any social media, so no way to verify. If true that she is waving the white flag, it is comedy gold.

Posted by: scampydog at November 14, 2024 01:22 PM (2bFN5)

463 As is another brand that sells them in nifty little boxes instead of the bags Hostess uses.
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2024 01:22 PM (z/jjr)



"They're not good until you microwave them till the insides are molten lava."

- - - - - - McDonalds

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:23 PM (tjClK)

464 I know Casablanca backwards and forwards
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2024 01:21 PM (/y7Fe)


I've never heard of Acnalbasac

Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 01:23 PM (N0dT2)

465 I know the left will pull something, not going to worry about it. I trust in Trump and the people surrounding him.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2024 01:23 PM (YbbtK)

466 But.

Hostess Fruit Pies are not in the same league as the Discontinued McDonalds Apple Egg Roll.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2024 01:23 PM (z/jjr)

467 >>> 252 She needs to alert the MCB, not the Eff.Bee.EYE.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 14, 2024 12:55 PM (KcwUg)

Wouldn't it be the Ministry of Magic?
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 12:56 PM (CIS44)

Isn't Ministry of Magic from Harry Potter? MCB is the Monster Control Bureau, from the Monster Hunter International (MHI) series.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 14, 2024 01:23 PM (KcwUg)

468 What? The Hollywood weirdos are willing to sell out their principles for work?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 14, 2024 01:21 PM (L/fGl)
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Not just work. I believe all of the main characters in the Harry Potter series became quite wealthy.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 14, 2024 01:23 PM (tT6L1)

469 Hostess needs to bring back Choco-Bliss. That was the shiznit.

Posted by: Jetto at November 14, 2024 01:23 PM (y6mhS)

470 I've never heard of Acnalbasac
Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 01:23 PM (N0dT2)

Ask Mayor Pete and George Takei.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 01:23 PM (CIS44)

471 469 Chocodiles

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2024 01:24 PM (YbbtK)

472 >>Hostess needs to bring back Choco-Bliss.


Chocodiles, FTW.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2024 01:24 PM (z/jjr)

473 Isn't Ministry of Magic from Harry Potter? MCB is the Monster Control Bureau, from the Monster Hunter International (MHI) series.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 14, 2024 01:23 PM (KcwUg)

Yes Ma'am

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 01:24 PM (CIS44)

474 only When it Sizzles
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 14, 2024 01:20 PM (xcxpd)

In the Spring?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2024 01:24 PM (dGCAG)

475 McDonald's used to sell chocolate chip cookies, and Animal Crackers I think in McDonalds character shapes.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 01:24 PM (ksjMr)

476 Hostess Fruit Pies are not in the same league as the Discontinued McDonalds Apple Egg Roll.
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2024 01:23 PM (z/jjr)



Deep fried in beef tallow. Deadly but delicious.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 01:24 PM (aD39U)

477 I've never heard of Acnalbasac
Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 01:23 PM (N0dT2)

! siraP evah syawla lliw eW

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 01:24 PM (V13WU)

478 Steevy knows.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2024 01:24 PM (z/jjr)

479 I've never been into that whole genre of books/movies, but is Harry Potter really still a thing?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:24 PM (tjClK)

480 McDonaldland cookies FTW!

Posted by: Jetto at November 14, 2024 01:25 PM (y6mhS)

481 Yeah, but is Paris Burning?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 01:20 PM (GBKbO)
-

We'll always have Islam.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 14, 2024 01:25 PM (eY/fy)

482 Scott Adams is stealing my shtick!!!

The Hill @thehill 5h
John Thune seeks to squash concerns he can’t work with Donald Trump trib.al/iK0QfJV

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 4h
We'll know Thune enough.
====
He's the Amy Schumer of cartoonists!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 14, 2024 01:25 PM (hovnC)

483 This is the fake fraudulent DOJ-created "sex trafficking" bullshit?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2024 01:09 PM (iFTx/)

Yes, it's the fake fraudulent DOJ-created "sex trafficking" bullshit.

And all the congresscritters who have been to Epstein Island, they seem to be jealous that Gaetz can get tail without having to pay for it. One way or the other.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2024 01:12 PM (dGCAG)
_____

Yea. Gaetz (a single and very rich guy) took a girl on vacation and -- gasp! -- paid for her airline tickets. Obviously a huge sex trafficker. Lock him up.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2024 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

484 He is appointed Senator by DeathSantis. Then DeathSantis becomes AG. Happy?
Posted by: Pudinhead


No, not really. We need presidents to stop taking governors out of governorships where they are doing good, and putting them in Federal positions where they do nothing.

*looks sternly at Dubya re: Dirk Kempthorne*

... or maybe we need more governors who will say "no" to the president.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 14, 2024 01:25 PM (hB7mE)

485 There are already 86 occurrences of the string "ass" on this page alone. A very ass-centric experience and we should probably leverage that in marketing and ads.

Posted by: banana "ass" Dream at November 14, 2024 01:25 PM (0Q4vB)

486 4 Was it fiery- but mostly peaceful?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 14, 2024 12:28 PM (zZu0s)
----
The new descriptor:

It was peaceful but mostly fiery.

Posted by: Ciampino - the bastards are super ingenious at November 14, 2024 01:25 PM (i0xsb)

487 449. Only so much room at the top, obviously , but DeSantis and Gaetz are pretty good friends.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 14, 2024 01:25 PM (7PziG)

488 454 Has anyone checked on Bette Midler lately?
Posted by: Jetto at November 14, 2024 01:21 PM (y6mhS)

Do we have to?

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 14, 2024 01:25 PM (yKhjs)

489 I believe all of the main characters in the Harry Potter series became quite wealthy.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 14, 2024 01:23 PM (tT6L1)


They're wizards.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 01:25 PM (aD39U)

490 Yeah, but is Paris Burning?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


That broad can't catch a break.
She can catch every thing else, but can't catch a break.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 14, 2024 01:25 PM (OIPBq)

491 The old McDonalds hot apple pies were fried in the tallow same as the fries. They were so fucking good.

Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2024 01:25 PM (YbbtK)

492 474 only When it Sizzles
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 14, 2024 01:20 PM (xcxpd)

In the Spring?
Posted by: BurtTC at November 14, 2024 01:24 PM (dGCAG)

According to Cole Porter, yes

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 14, 2024 01:25 PM (xcxpd)

493 >>I've never been into that whole genre of books/movies, but is Harry Potter really still a thing?


I swear to god, it's the only book american kids read for like 10-15 years.

Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2024 01:25 PM (z/jjr)

494 @464 Acnalbasac was the sequel from the eighties. Starred Pauly Shore and Fran Drescher. 2/10 on Rotten Tomatoes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2024 01:25 PM (/y7Fe)

495 I've never heard of Acnalbasac
Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 01:23 PM (N0dT2)

Ask Mayor Pete and George Takei.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 01:23 PM (CIS44)



IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU ALMOST SAID ANAL.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 14, 2024 01:25 PM (tjClK)

496 >>>Deep fried in beef tallow. Deadly but delicious.


Probably healthier than whatever they fry stuff in now.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 14, 2024 01:25 PM (CwhoI)

497 Hostess Fruit Pies are not in the same league as the Discontinued McDonalds Apple Egg Roll.
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2024 01:23 PM (z/jjr)


Deep fried in beef tallow. Deadly but delicious.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 01:24 PM (aD39U)


There is a VERY close version of a fried apple pie available at Dodge's Fried Chicken in North Myrtle Beach

Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 01:25 PM (N0dT2)

498 I sometimes think about what my dad who died in 1990 would think about certain things today. Like if I told him it's a huge story that a politician "removed her pronouns", how confused could I make him.

Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 01:26 PM (ksjMr)

499 Well...

Bye
Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 01:21 PM (ksjMr)

Maybe Bono will let him ride shotgun.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 14, 2024 01:26 PM (UxUdu)

500 Yea. Gaetz (a single and very rich guy) took a girl on vacation and -- gasp! -- paid for her airline tickets. Obviously a huge sex trafficker. Lock him up.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 14, 2024 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

Are there pictures ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 14, 2024 01:26 PM (NtVYv)

501 NOOD flouncing.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 14, 2024 01:26 PM (Gh8gt)

502 67 John Cleese
@JohnCleese

The only US president who has never read a book is closing down the Education Department ?

Yeah, that figures...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 12:35 PM (TGPs7)

John Cleese makes me laugh.

Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2024 01:26 PM (rj6Yv)

503 ding dong, Tehran calling !

Posted by: Gong deep. Out. at November 14, 2024 01:26 PM (9X60i)

504 There are already 86 occurrences of the string "ass" on this page alone. A very ass-centric experience and we should probably leverage that in marketing and ads.
Posted by: banana "ass" Dream at November 14, 2024 01:25 PM (0Q4vB)


There's a place in France where the people wear no pants...

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 14, 2024 01:26 PM (AiZBA)

505 I swear to god, it's the only book american kids read for like 10-15 years.
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2024 01:25 PM (z/jjr)



I know people that have tattoos dedicated to it.

It really boggles my mind.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 14, 2024 01:26 PM (tjClK)

506 I've never heard of Acnalbasac
Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 01:23 PM (N0dT2)

Ask Mayor Pete and George Takei.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 14, 2024 01:23 PM (CIS44)


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU ALMOST SAID ANAL.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 14, 2024 01:25 PM (tjClK)


Balsac also

Posted by: Doof at November 14, 2024 01:26 PM (N0dT2)

507 So far , The Free State of Florida has provided us with SoS, AG, and the Nat Sec Advisor.

Posted by: runner at November 14, 2024 01:27 PM (V13WU)

508 488 454 Has anyone checked on Bette Midler lately?
Posted by: Jetto at November 14, 2024 01:21 PM (y6mhS)

Do we have to?

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 14, 2024 01:25 PM (yKhjs)

Still smells like rum, Ben-gay and piss.

How's Michael Moore?

Posted by: Stateless at November 14, 2024 01:27 PM (jvJvP)

509 He is appointed Senator by DeathSantis. Then DeathSantis becomes AG. Happy?
Posted by: Pudinhead

No, not really. We need presidents to stop taking governors out of governorships where they are doing good, and putting them in Federal positions where they do nothing.

*looks sternly at Dubya re: Dirk Kempthorne*

... or maybe we need more governors who will say "no" to the president.
Posted by: FeatherBlade


How about deepening our governorship's benches where it's ok for them to step up?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 14, 2024 01:27 PM (OIPBq)

510 NOOD

Don Lemon









leaves X

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 14, 2024 01:27 PM (KcwUg)

511 Racist much?

Joy Reid Urges Progressive White Women Against Inviting Black Women To Anti-Trump Protest Marches

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 14, 2024 01:27 PM (L/fGl)

512 John Cleese makes me laugh.

Me too, but that shit is just virtue signaling.

Posted by: Jetto at November 14, 2024 01:27 PM (y6mhS)

513 How about deepening our governorship's benches where it's ok for them to step up?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices


... yeah that'd work, too.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 14, 2024 01:28 PM (hB7mE)

514 The three smartest businesswomen/actresses in Hollywood history were

Lucille Ball
Mary Tyler Moore
Oprah Winfrey

Why? because all of them knew that the real money comes not from creating[/] the content but from owning the rights to the content. Realziing this, they each formed their own production companies (Desilu Studios, MTM Enterprises, Harpo Productions). Each made 10,000x what other actresses made, in the long run.

Posted by: zombie at November 14, 2024 01:28 PM (pMi6S)

515 498 I sometimes think about what my dad who died in 1990 would think about certain things today. Like if I told him it's a huge story that a politician "removed her pronouns", how confused could I make him.
____

Like, surgically removed them?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 14, 2024 01:28 PM (fs1hN)

516 Don't forget the bakers union killed Hostess.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 14, 2024 01:29 PM (Z8Yh2)

517 How's Michael Moore?

Still fat, drunk, and stupid.

Ok, maybe not drunk.

Posted by: Jetto at November 14, 2024 01:29 PM (y6mhS)

518 "They're not good until you microwave them till the insides are molten lava."

- - - - - - McDonalds
Posted by: Sponge

And baked in such a fashion that when one bites into it, the lava explodes out the bottom to scald your legs or hands.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 14, 2024 01:29 PM (WXNFJ)

519 Current Hostess is a skin suit.

Posted by: Lover of Orange Cupcakes at November 14, 2024 01:30 PM (Z8Yh2)

520 I saw a trailer for The Electric State. Is the book good?

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 14, 2024 01:30 PM (jyAD3)

521 Allow the players to swing sledgehammers around.

If you kill 3 players from the other team, you automatically win.
Posted by: XTC at November 14, 2024 01:18 PM (UnA8+)
-----------------

Combat Football for the win!
Posted by: blake
--------

I recall that the Nat Lamp once proposed an Olympic event called 'Running Amok'. They predicted that the Turks would win.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 14, 2024 01:32 PM (XeU6L)

522 Granny speaketh with forked tongue...

aron Rupar
@atrupar

Elizabeth Warren on Tulsi Gabbard: "Do you really want her to have all the secrets of the United States and our defense intelligence agencies when she has so clearly has been in Putin's pocket? That just has to be a hard no."

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 01:33 PM (TGPs7)

523 It's not a slow blog.
It's not a fast blog.
It's more of a half-fast blog.

Posted by: Now it's a political party at November 14, 2024 01:36 PM (DobEs)

524 I saw the Skin Suit Hostesses at the Birchmere.
Not bad.

Posted by: Way back when at November 14, 2024 01:38 PM (DobEs)

525 "Are you not culturally enriched?"

Posted by: jeff bogar at November 14, 2024 01:44 PM (iWXHo)

526 There are already 86 occurrences of the string "ass" on this page alone. A very ass-centric experience and we should probably leverage that in marketing and ads.
Posted by: banana "ass" Dream at November 14, 2024


***
"I started a joke
That started the whole world laughing. . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 01:45 PM (J2vNu)

527 So, why did Mary Tyler Moore look younger on her own show (at least at the beginning) than she did on Dick Van Dyke's?

She was playing an older character on Dick Van Dyke's show.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 14, 2024 01:54 PM (Da7Vv)

528 “Pogrom”? Please. You sound like the MSM with that. Dial it back for some credibility.

Posted by: Thirdtwin at November 14, 2024 01:58 PM (+XYq0)

529 If Trump hadn't won, we'd be getting about a million Gazans here.
Posted by: Duke Lowell, MAGA Viking at November 14, 2024 12:31 PM (2UnvF)

Gazans leaving would be a big help, fewer human shields to hide behind.

These demonstrators arent Gazan, they just hate Jews. Gazans stay where the UN Handouts are...food, toys, and smuggled arms and such.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 14, 2024 02:02 PM (n7h9X)

530 Remember when we thought he was on our side for 2 minutes?

Yeah, that was nice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 14, 2024 12:36 PM (GBKbO)

I hope he's that glib when the Islamic Inquisition comes knocking on his door. Nobody will expect that...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 14, 2024 12:39 PM (ynpvh)

Think he's already fled his country saying London isn't English anymore. Hasn't learned a thing about the government he set up that caused it.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 14, 2024 02:07 PM (n7h9X)

531 "Can't wait for the left to tell us how this has nothing to do with Islam.
Posted by: XTC "


It is because the US elected a Nazi and unleashed a wave of anti-semitism.
Posted by: Ripley at November 14, 2024 12:43 PM (GUOwU)

These Islam guys have pretty bad aim. Israel is killing their leaders in droves in Lebanon and Gaza, and they are burining the Netherlands and France. You guys know where you can find the IDF for some fun and games.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 14, 2024 02:24 PM (n7h9X)

532 paris.. .and france... will fold to the braying crowds of antisemites/muslim terrorists... france is not known to have a backbone when it comes to fighting the enemy...

Posted by: Cathymv at November 14, 2024 03:09 PM (LPyx5)

533 109
I think it was Paul McCartney who first made a Bush Can't Read or Bush Never Read A Book joke.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 14, 2024 12:41 PM (Q1OfC)

One doesn't become a fighter pilot without doing a lot of reading.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 14, 2024 03:10 PM (/oh88)

534 If they cant act civilized and must behave like untamed creatures then they should Leave

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 14, 2024 05:29 PM (wGqjj)

535 Remind me again who was the greatest advocate for importing the third-world into the West? I hear it rhymes with "spews."

Posted by: Scotty McFarkel at November 14, 2024 08:46 PM (nYPQk)

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