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Daily News Stuff 14 November 2024
Top Story
- The FBI raided the home of the CEO of betting platform Polymarket - which predicted the re-election of President Trump for some not very useful value of "predicted" - and seized his phone and other electronic devices because they felt like it. (New York Post)
No charges have been brought, nobody has been arrested, the FBI and DOJ haven't even hinted at an investigation.
They just did it.
Tech News
- Solidigm, formerly Intel's SSD division, now part of SK Hynix, formerly Hyundai Electronics, has announced a 122TB SSD. (Serve the Home)
It's available in various formats including a traditional 2.5" disk drive (albeit NVMe) and has a peak transfer rate of 7.4GBps. Price not mentioned but it will be a lot.
- Bluesky now has 15 million users. (The Verge)
Bluesky has some good features, but to compete with Twitter it has to be what Twitter is not, and it has chosen to be a home for neurotic leftists who cannot tolerate dissenting views.
It will die.
- Can AI solve advanced math problems? No. (Venture Beat)
Oh well.
- xAI's new AI datacenter has been approved to increase its power consumption from 8MW to 150MW. (Tom's Hardware)
Which used to be a lot.
- Half of my Phase Connect plushies have shipped. (Just checked, actually 11 out of 17 have shipped.)
Can't provide a link because this was a limited time offer and the page was taken down when they sold out - 18 months ago. But they look derpy as heck.
Disclaimer: I came here to ship plushies and chew bubblegum, and the plushies are delayed by 18 months...
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 14, 2024 04:00 AM (2AQG7)
Posted by: m at November 14, 2024 04:00 AM (VnUSN)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 14, 2024 04:00 AM (2AQG7)
Posted by: Ciampino - well telescopes would look funn ehy at November 14, 2024 04:01 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: m at November 14, 2024 04:02 AM (VnUSN)
Very late start today, wasn't going to get up for another hour
Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2024 04:05 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 14, 2024 04:06 AM (BLOW1)
______
Maybe they've decided it's over anyway, might as well have fun. Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 14, 2024 04:06 AM (1bNHn)
I found out yesterday that, because of new (governmental?) rules, starting Jan. 1 there is a new salary limit for those who are exempt for overtime -- in other words, those who must clock in and out on the computer app used to manage our time. And I am a mere $600 on the low side of that. The only was to avoid it would be for my boss to ask to have my job reclassified, which would mean paying me more money.
Unlikely. And I don't want to punch a time clock again. I already feel like a seventh wheel in my office; being the only clock-puncher would cement it. Looks like the retirement thing is gotta happen soon.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 04:07 AM (omVj0)
583 Gaetz has already resigned from Congress. The confirmation hearings are going to be entertaining.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 13, 2024 10:56 PM (o9IIQ)
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Or not:
https://tinyurl.com/34khfabk
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 14, 2024 03:28 AM (782Qe)
Posted by: m at November 14, 2024 04:07 AM (VnUSN)
Posted by: OkJohn at November 14, 2024 04:08 AM (NC/it)
Or some genius said I don’t like it. RAID them and put them out of business
Posted by: Pete Bog at November 14, 2024 04:09 AM (gOo5c)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 14, 2024 04:06 AM (BLOW1)
I was being a smart*ss:
5 >>>and sized his phone (New York Post)
How big was it?
Posted by: m at November 14, 2024 04:02 AM (VnUSN)
sized --> seized
Posted by: m at November 14, 2024 04:11 AM (VnUSN)
Bluesky now has 15 million users. (The Verge)
Bluesky has some good features, but to compete with Twitter it has to be what Twitter is not, and it has chosen to be a home for neurotic leftists who cannot tolerate dissenting views.
It will die.
And since there will be no one to ban and no dissent to crush, they'll turn on each other.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 14, 2024 04:11 AM (hybOl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 14, 2024 04:13 AM (bss/y)
>>Or not:
Yeah, most of these picks will never be confirmed, so recess appointments will have to do.
The bigger issue is that the Donks look to be successfully ballot harvesting ad lawfaring away the GOP house and senate majority.
It’s going to be razor thin if the GOP can hold on.
The Donks hold one or both of the houses and the fun we expected of the next four years is going to be not so fun.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 14, 2024 04:16 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at November 14, 2024 04:17 AM (hKoQL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 14, 2024 04:17 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 14, 2024 04:13 AM (bss/y)
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This time, the FBI got to them before NYS could.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 14, 2024 04:20 AM (2AQG7)
Coffee. Eggs. Maybe that'll help set me right.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 14, 2024 04:20 AM (O7YUW)
How are things in Terra Sancta?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 14, 2024 04:22 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 14, 2024 04:23 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 14, 2024 04:23 AM (KAi1n)
Well, he had the white man fro, so...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 14, 2024 04:24 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at November 14, 2024 04:25 AM (MtO64)
If we assume that this raid is on the up and up wouldn't it be prudent to wait until Trump is sworn in to reduce the appearance of corruption?
OTOH if this is payback well they kind of have to do it now
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2024 04:27 AM (oZhjI)
I'm surprised that you haven't overdosed on those black pills. Maybe you should give it a break?
Posted by: I'll choose a new nick later-Certified Dangerous Radical at November 14, 2024 04:28 AM (89Sog)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 14, 2024 04:20 AM (O7YUW)
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Could've been worse. Could've been... grappy.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 14, 2024 04:28 AM (2AQG7)
The Trotskyites, Stalinites, and Maoites will all shortly demand each other be banned for heresy. And it will be hilarious.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2024 04:28 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 14, 2024 04:22 AM (bss/y)
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Not good. Not doing what should have been done from day 1, which is what I said last year on October 7.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 14, 2024 04:30 AM (2AQG7)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2024 04:28 AM (oZhjI)
Menshiviks!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 14, 2024 04:34 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 14, 2024 04:40 AM (KAi1n)
https://tinyurl.com/4b6hcefz
A federal judge on Tuesday sentenced a Massachusetts Air National Guard member to 15 years in prison after he pleaded guilty to leaking highly classified military documents about the war in Ukraine.
Posted by: m at November 14, 2024 04:42 AM (VnUSN)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 14, 2024 04:44 AM (hybOl)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 14, 2024 04:44 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: m at November 14, 2024 04:42 AM (VnUSN)
I still think more hilarious were the war thunder leaks.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 14, 2024 04:45 AM (bss/y)
TRUMP TAPS BILLIONAIRES TO SLASH FEDERAL SPENDING!!!!
They seem upset.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 14, 2024 04:44 AM (hybOl)
How did they get to be billionaires?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 14, 2024 04:47 AM (bss/y)
Here, everyone else can share in my increased blood pressure...
https://is.gd/V8Oq0J
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 14, 2024 04:50 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: m at November 14, 2024 04:51 AM (VnUSN)
Posted by: olddog in mo at November 14, 2024 04:53 AM (hoCmQ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 14, 2024 04:57 AM (a1415)
Thank you for putting things in perspective. I shall be thankful for small mercies. :-)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 14, 2024 04:57 AM (O7YUW)
https://tinyurl.com/2vy7z7zu
More than 60 days of absence in a 180 day school year, and still graduating.
In at least one case, 170 days absent.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 14, 2024 04:59 AM (a1415)
Posted by: Just Wondering at November 14, 2024 05:03 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 14, 2024 05:06 AM (a1415)
Could be.....fun to watch.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 14, 2024 05:07 AM (a1415)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 14, 2024 05:10 AM (tljrc)
https://www.youtube.com/live/8dUVhPR3DNA
A slight change in T-Zero: The launch is expected at 5:45 a.m. ET, 1045 UTC, 11:45 CET.
Posted by: Ciampino - don't know why the change at November 14, 2024 05:11 AM (i0xsb)
So he leaked the intelligence assessments that said the Ukes can't win? And he's getting 15 years for that? How is this different from the Pentagon Papers case?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2024 05:11 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at November 14, 2024 05:12 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: The birds at November 14, 2024 05:14 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: The birds at November 14, 2024 05:14 AM (dg+HA)
HAhahahaha! (Such as dg+HA.)
Posted by: m at November 14, 2024 05:15 AM (VnUSN)
Could be.....fun to watch.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 14, 2024 05:07 AM (a1415)
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Could be fun to bring the actual originators/requestors in and have them reveal who the politician(s) were that started that ball rolling.
I believe the DNI oversees all the Intelligence Agencies including NSA and CIA. Delicious. She'll be able to get dirt on that/those politician(s).
Posted by: Ciampino - don't know why I'm so excited at November 14, 2024 05:17 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: 18-1
Because. Reasons. SHUT UP!!
-Your Betters
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 14, 2024 05:18 AM (hybOl)
" Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government. And paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people and sending them off to distant lands to die of foreign fevers and foreign shot and shell."
But don't worry, if Harris had been elected it wouldn't have been lies, but just, uh, not complete truths that had America entering the war...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2024 05:25 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 14, 2024 05:25 AM (a1415)
The FBI raided the home of the CEO of betting platform Polymarket - which predicted the re-election of President Trump for some not very useful value of "predicted" - and seized his phone and other electronic devices because they felt like it. (New York Post)
No charges have been brought, nobody has been arrested, the FBI and DOJ haven't even hinted at an investigation.
They just did it.
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Has the head of the FBI been chosen yet? I want Hulk Hogan to be nominated.
Posted by: Decaf at November 14, 2024 05:27 AM (unUNN)
Posted by: Decaf at November 14, 2024 05:29 AM (unUNN)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2024 05:11 AM (oZhjI)
Because shut up.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 14, 2024 05:31 AM (dR6yv)
Could be.....fun to watch.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 14, 2024 05:07 AM (a1415)
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Could be fun to bring the actual originators/requestors in and have them reveal who the politician(s) were that started that ball rolling.
I believe the DNI oversees all the Intelligence Agencies including NSA and CIA. Delicious. She'll be able to get dirt on that/those politician(s).
Posted by: Ciampino - don't know why I'm so excited at November 14, 2024 05:17 AM (i0xsb)
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This must be done to make sure they all know there will be payback at some stage. It's the only way to stop it happening again.
It will be the new spectator sport.
Posted by: Decaf at November 14, 2024 05:32 AM (unUNN)
A man from AL who competes in running events shares about how this relates to the Christian
life. 1st Corinthians 9:24-27
https://tinyurl.com/4rf7mupj
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2024 05:34 AM (MdLwq)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 14, 2024 03:28 AM (782Qe)
I think there's an interval between the time PDTS will be sworn in and Congress is called into session. That would be the time to make 'recess appointments' for all of the people he wants to be in place.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 14, 2024 05:38 AM (3Ope8)
the congressional session starts before the inauguration
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 14, 2024 05:49 AM (tljrc)
"You name who did this and you will be allowed to keep most of your pension. Keep your silence and you will be lucky to find yourself servicing truckers at rest stops. And don't think for an instant that the ones you are covering for care about your loyalty."
Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2024 05:50 AM (RjOoY)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 14, 2024 05:51 AM (+H2BX)
https://tinyurl.com/4u7r9vcs
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2024 05:52 AM (MQJVv)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 14, 2024 05:53 AM (eY/fy)
Posted by: Decaf at November 14, 2024 05:29 AM (unUNN)
You are aware that decaf has caffeine in it, right?
Posted by: pookysgirl has found this out the hard way at November 14, 2024 05:56 AM (dtlDP)
Good!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 14, 2024 05:59 AM (eY/fy)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2024 06:01 AM (MdLwq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 14, 2024 04:22 AM (bss/y)
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Not good. Not doing what should have been done from day 1, which is what I said last year on October 7.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 14, 2024 04:30 AM (2AQG7)
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For a bit of an understanding of what's happening internally here in Israel, see this X post by Moshe Feiglin. There's a "Translate post" option at the end of the post:
https://tinyurl.com/yprkkba6
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 14, 2024 06:04 AM (eY/fy)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 14, 2024 06:04 AM (eY/fy)
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Google translated the Hebrew word "hineinu" as "the nano." Idiots! The word means "here we are."
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 14, 2024 06:06 AM (eY/fy)
Posted by: Don Black at November 14, 2024 06:08 AM (/7KEl)
Sorry that Google translated it incorrectly, but that is pretty funny. It sounds like something Mork from "Mork and Mindy" said.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2024 06:11 AM (MdLwq)
Posted by: fd at November 14, 2024 06:18 AM (vFG9F)
https://tinyurl.com/ymxs7fez
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2024 06:20 AM (MdLwq)
"Danica Patrick reveals how much she was paid by Trump campaign for her support as she hits out at Megan Thee Stallion's eye-watering $5million payday"
She was paid zero dollars. Zero.
Posted by: fd at November 14, 2024 06:20 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2024 06:25 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2024 06:34 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2024 06:35 AM (YILMJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2024 06:35 AM (t8vHj)
So, basically, if Congress formally gavels out a session for a two week vacation, then Trump can make appointments during that time.
That means the Senate will have to end “pro-forma” sessions like McConnell did by having one member gavel in an empty Senate every three days during breaks to prevent Trump from making recess appointments during his first term.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 14, 2024 06:37 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 14, 2024 06:35 AM (t8vHj)
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When I mentioned Europe in my prior comment, I wasn't even thinking about that. I was referring to how their own governments are destroying their nations.
But like I said: Good!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 14, 2024 06:39 AM (eY/fy)
Posted by: Eromero at November 14, 2024 06:40 AM (jgmnb)
Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2024 06:42 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: H at November 14, 2024 06:43 AM (4N/0w)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2024 06:45 AM (Ne4sS)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 14, 2024 06:49 AM (w+hdv)
Will Speaker Johnson and Majority Leader Thune give themselves a two week vacation in February or March to allow Trump to make a slew of appointments?
I wouldn’t bet the farm on it, but I guess anything is possible.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 14, 2024 06:49 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 14, 2024 06:51 AM (6ydKt)
Whitney Webb
@_whitneywebb
Matt Gaetz, Trump's pick to be attorney general, argued against re-evaluating Epstein's "sweetheart" deal. More recently, one of his closest associates has been actively lobbying to free Ghislaine Maxwell claiming she and Epstein were patriots - see below.
Whitney Webb
@_whitneywebb
Chuck Johnson is close to Gaetz, Gaetz even invited him as his guest to the SOTU. Johnson is also a close of Peter Thiel (who met w Epstein sev times and is a CIA contractor who backed the Orwellian Carbyne911 w Epstein) and Johnson connected Thiel w the FBI, leading Thiel to become an FBI informant...
Whitney Webb
@_whitneywebb
Johnson, an "alt-right" personality, is reportedly the co-founder of ClearView AI, the Thiel-backed venture that scrapped Facebook and other sites for all your pictures to make one of the biggest facial recognition databases in the world. The company openly brags about IDing Trump supporters present at the Capitol on Jan 6, 2021 for law enforcement, leading to "rioter" arrests...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 06:51 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: SpeakingOf
So then EVERY red incumbent get replaced. We have to teach Congress that they are there to do OUR bidding. Not theirs.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 14, 2024 06:52 AM (OIPBq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2024 06:54 AM (Ne4sS)
Wonder what the heat is like with that.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 14, 2024 06:55 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 14, 2024 04:28 AM (oZhjI)
Menshiviks!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 14, 2024 04:34 AM (bss/y)
SPLITTERS!
Posted by: Judeans Popular Front at November 14, 2024 06:55 AM (OA79/)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 14, 2024 06:56 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: The Duke of Ted at November 14, 2024 06:56 AM (rvjhz)
Posted by: Decaf at November 14, 2024 05:29 AM (unUNN)
You are aware that decaf has caffeine in it, right?
Posted by: pookysgirl has found this out the hard way at November 14, 2024 05:56 AM (dtlDP)
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Yes, I know and that's why I can't even have decaf. I'm allergic to caffeine so I should really be called nocaf.
Posted by: Decaf at November 14, 2024 06:57 AM (unUNN)
@BehizyTweets
John Bolton just said Matt Gaetz is the "worst nomination for a cabinet position in American history."
This confirms that Gaetz is indeed the best and most qualified person to lead the DOJ. President Trump made a revolutionary pick.
Inverse Bolton.
https://tinyurl.com/y6fabpv4
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 06:58 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2024 06:58 AM (Ne4sS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2024 06:54 AM (Ne4sS)
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Australian government but I'm sure not the Australian people.
Posted by: Decaf at November 14, 2024 06:58 AM (unUNN)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 14, 2024 06:59 AM (5hfjS)
51 members of the IC, past and present, say yes so it must be true. They would never lie.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 14, 2024 07:00 AM (sAmhv)
@8, creepy plausible; I can imagine them setting off nuclear war for the same reason.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at November 14, 2024 07:01 AM (gY0JQ)
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 14, 2024 07:02 AM (SHFpy)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 14, 2024 07:03 AM (sAmhv)
Good!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 14, 2024 05:59 AM (eY/fy)
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Apparently, the Australian government supports Hamas by supporting a UN resolution recognizing the 'sovereignty' of Palestinian lands.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 14, 2024 06:54 AM (Ne4sS)
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Unless they save themselves, Australia will go the way of Europe. What a pity!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 14, 2024 07:09 AM (eY/fy)
Jodov Vuille
@jodokvuille__
I met
@lindseystirling
on the street in Zurich. 😍
What happened next was unbelievable.🙀
https://tinyurl.com/mtthkt6h
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 07:12 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2024 07:15 AM (7oYYI)
I'm not sure Gaetz will be confirmed, as Miss Lindsey, Murk and Collins have already come out against him. However it's good to see who is coming out against him in the bureaucracy because it clarifies who the problems actually are
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2024 07:18 AM (/y7Fe)
The full moon, shrouded in fog is staring at me through my window. It will move on in a few minutes.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 14, 2024 07:18 AM (RIvkX)
So no J.J. Morning Report today, I take it.
And the PA Senate election is going to and automatic recount. Marc Ellias is on the case to get the courts to allow the counting of ballots from non-registered voters, wrong addresss or out of state voters, no signature voters and votes retrieved from car trunks, presumably.
These Democrat election-deniers are something else, I tell ya.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 14, 2024 07:20 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 14, 2024 07:02 AM (SHFpy)
Autumn in southern Appalachia. It's so awesome.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2024 07:22 AM (7oYYI)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2024 07:15 AM (7oYYI)
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She is certainly a keeper for some lucky man out there. I was quite impressed hearing those things from a cute black girl other than Candace Owens.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 14, 2024 07:23 AM (6ydKt)
Diana woke me up at 12:30, then at 2:30, then at 4:30. Let her out the first two, yelled at her to shut up on the third. Meanwhile, Mr. Dan, who's so placid and quiet, never said anything until I let him out at 5:30. Such a good boy. Such a delinquent girl.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2024 07:25 AM (EsZUh)
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 14, 2024 07:25 AM (rahqB)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 14, 2024 07:26 AM (u82oZ)
These Democrat election-deniers are something else, I tell ya.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 14, 2024 07:20 AM (6ydKt)
I looked at the Associated Press this morning on that one since CNN hasn’t called it yet and it’s clear Elias et al are trying to steal it. The AP has called it for McCormick and stands by the call. He’s ahead by some 26K votes now (narrowed from 33K earlier in the week) but they say these recounts won’t change but an infinitesimal number of votes, like 100 or less. I feel better….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2024 07:26 AM (6RwsA)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2024 07:22 AM (7oYYI)
*******
Yes it is. This year has been strange in that we didn’t get a lot of fall color. I don’t know, but it did stay warm into November.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 14, 2024 07:26 AM (SHFpy)
I want to see unanimous confirmations of nominees, carried out by twisted old fruits with visible petechial hemorrhages.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2024 07:27 AM (7oYYI)
He’s ahead by some 26K votes now (narrowed from 33K earlier in the week) but they say these recounts won’t change but an infinitesimal number of votes, like 100 or less. I feel better….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2024 07:26 AM (6RwsA)
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
*semi-trailer full of ballots backs into loading dock*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2024 07:28 AM (EsZUh)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at
And she's much sexier than Candace. More womanly.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2024 07:29 AM (7oYYI)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2024 07:29 AM (gbOdA)
Bolton says Gaetz worst eva nom!
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2024 07:29 AM (gbOdA)
What greater endorsement can you have?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2024 07:30 AM (EsZUh)
They just did it.
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Presuming Gatez get's the nom to preside over the DoJ he's got a real shit show to deal with over there at the FBI.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2024 07:30 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2024 07:30 AM (EsZUh)
makes me harder than csahin my momma welfare check
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2024 07:31 AM (gbOdA)
all of PDT's nominations so far have been younger than 45 years old & "outside" the "conventional" suspects
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 14, 2024 07:32 AM (tljrc)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2024 07:29 AM (gbOdA)
What greater endorsement can you have?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2024 07:30 AM (EsZUh)
This makes me believe Gaetz is Trump’s best pick yet….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2024 07:32 AM (ANuwa)
Has anyone seen RFKJ's new website? He's asking the public for suggestions, with discussion, for nominations to federal positions. Currently, Brandon Herrera leads all entries as a nominee to head ATF.
discourse.nomineesforthepeople.com
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2024 07:33 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2024 07:30 AM (Q4IgG)
Just getting rid of DC and making all the agents in charge of their state or region would help.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2024 07:33 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at November 14, 2024 07:33 AM (gY0JQ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2024 07:33 AM (7oYYI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 14, 2024 04:07 AM (omVj0)
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It only means you will be able to earn overtime.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 14, 2024 07:34 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: davidt at November 14, 2024 07:34 AM (i0F8b)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2024 07:34 AM (gbOdA)
I kinda enjoy the lump sometimes….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2024 07:36 AM (i5Vkf)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2024 07:37 AM (7oYYI)
>> The coming confirmation battles are going to be brutal because they are about far more than mere appointments.
The uniparty is going to uniparty, of this there can be no doubt.
They are not going to allow Gaetz to be confirmed.
That will be one of many lines in the sand they draw.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 14, 2024 07:39 AM (XV/Pl)
The media and I have very different ideas about immigration priorities. I say deport Dreamers first. No one would call me a softie on murder, but at least when we catch illegal alien felons, they say, OK, you got me. Dreamers break into our country, then storm congressional offices and television studios, stamping their feet and demanding amnesty NOW. The Karens get deported first.
https://tinyurl.com/j6tert6k
(Townhall)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 14, 2024 07:41 AM (6ydKt)
You claimed over and over the DJT wouldn't win the election. I don't see why anyone should believe this little black pill of yours, now.
Posted by: I'll choose a new nick later-Certified Dangerous Radical at November 14, 2024 07:41 AM (89Sog)
The government is corrupt and full of crooks from top to bottom.
The Democrat Establishment and the Republican Establishment are going to unite to try to protect the racket, and try to squash the MAGA movement the way they united to squash the Tea Party movement.
The graft must flow.
Posted by: davidt at November 14, 2024 07:42 AM (i0F8b)
The uniparty is going to uniparty, of this there can be no doubt.
They are not going to allow Gaetz to be confirmed.
That will be one of many lines in the sand they draw.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Read between the lines, and complete their statements . .
"We will speedily approve Trump's picks" . . . (As long as they are the right type of people, and don't make us look like we're aligned with the bad orange man)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 14, 2024 07:42 AM (8AONa)
RV Sales To Be Banned Across Six States As California Climate Rules Take Effect.
Motorhome sales are being prevented in California, Washington, Oregon, New York, Massachusetts and New Jersey if the vehicles do not meet certain emission requirements based on regulations from the California Air Resources Board (CARB), according to RVtravel. CARB amended its Advanced Clean Truck regulations on Oct. 24, which require all vehicles over 8,500 pounds to produce zero emissions.
Motorhome owners in the six states will not be allowed to register a recreational vehicle (RV) that is not in compliance with the climate regulation, according to RVtravel.
Various American automakers have scaled back EV-related plans amid a lack of consumer demand. Toyota’s North American Chief Operating Officer Jack Hollis recently criticized policies promoting EV adoption, citing “impossible” standards.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 07:43 AM (TGPs7)
I'm not sure Gaetz will be confirmed, as Miss Lindsey, Murk and Collins have already come out against him. However it's good to see who is coming out against him in the bureaucracy because it clarifies who the problems actually are
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Well now, isn't that interesting about Lady Lindsey. I distinctly remember him confirming Obama's most odious cabinet appointments because he said, slightly paraphrasing, "it's a president's prerogative and he should get who he wants."
What a two-bit rat.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 14, 2024 07:43 AM (qBdHI)
So the old bipartisan "the President should have the Cabinet he wants to work with" is now out the window? Norms restored!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2024 07:43 AM (EsZUh)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Yup
However, some of the rank and file foot soldiers would likely side with whomever they perceive as the "strong horse" in the coming war. Whether thy perceive Trump to be that is certainly debatable, but worth considering.
Many of the politicos and their subordinates in the capitol city are cowards at heart.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2024 07:45 AM (Q4IgG)
>>You claimed over and over the DJT wouldn't win the election. I don't see why anyone should believe this little black pill of yours, now.
I said I saw no plausible scenario where they would allow him to win, not that he had no path to electoral victory.
But for him moving his head half an inch, he’d be dead.
So you bet your f**king a** I’m black pulled.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 14, 2024 07:45 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 07:47 AM (TGPs7)
Good way to get this all sorted out immediately.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 14, 2024 07:47 AM (8AONa)
RV Sales To Be Banned Across Six States As California Climate Rules Take Effect.
Motorhome sales are being prevented in California, Washington, Oregon, New York, Massachusetts and New Jersey if the vehicles do not meet certain emission requirements based on regulations from the California Air Resources Board (CARB), according to RVtravel. CARB amended its Advanced Clean Truck regulations on Oct. 24, which require all vehicles over 8,500 pounds to produce zero emissions.
Motorhome owners in the six states will not be allowed to register a recreational vehicle (RV) that is not in compliance with the climate regulation, according to RVtravel.
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Now do big rigs. PLEASE, I DARE YOU!
Then we will finally see starving citizens EAT THE RICH & POWERFUL-- MOAR POPCORN, please ...
Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 14, 2024 07:48 AM (MpEy/)
Posted by: Jeff Sessions, Alabama Hayseed Hick and Cornpone at November 14, 2024 07:48 AM (5MA0f)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Yup
However, some of the rank and file foot soldiers would likely side with whomever they perceive as the "strong horse" in the coming war. Whether thy perceive Trump to be that is certainly debatable, but worth considering.
Many of the politicos and their subordinates in the capitol city are cowards at heart.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2024 07:45 AM (Q4IgG
Talk about crude. These people are probably willing to take out a fair-sized group of American citizens to stop President Trump.
Posted by: Eromero at November 14, 2024 07:49 AM (jgmnb)
What a two-bit rat.
Posted by: Lady in Black
+++
Lindsey you ignorant slut.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at November 14, 2024 07:49 AM (Lo97M)
Posted by: Ordinary American at November 14, 2024 07:49 AM (UseAb)
Koning Willem Alexander is een flikker.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 14, 2024 07:50 AM (RIvkX)
Here's a good link if you need to simply explain the election to someone who doesn't get it. Ten points about America.
https://tinyurl.com/5n84ejsc
Posted by: sal at November 14, 2024 07:50 AM (f+FmA)
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Zero emissions. Think about that. I guess it's a roundabout way of banning them altogether without having the blame for doing so.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 14, 2024 07:50 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Eromero at November 14, 2024 07:49 AM (jgmnb)
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They'd already proved that with the one assassination attempt that nearly cost Trump his life.
That attempt also severely wounded two others and did kill an innocent bystander.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 14, 2024 07:50 AM (7fElN)
An ADA compliant toilet overflowed last night while the Senate was in session resulting in the Senate being forced into recess while repairs are made.
Posted by: pawn at November 14, 2024 07:50 AM (QB+5g)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 14, 2024 07:50 AM (vO42M)
Carla ‘Bluechecked’ Marinucci
@cmarinucci
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@ElonMusk
"is starting to wear out his welcome" in Trump’s orbit...he’s become almost a comical distraction, hanging around Mar-a-Lago, sidling into high-level transition meetings & giving unsolicited feedback on Trump’s personnel decisions."
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 07:51 AM (TGPs7)
@OnlyInBOS
We have to lock up the toothpaste in Boston now...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 07:47 AM (TGPs7)
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Meh. Ours was locked up years ago.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 14, 2024 07:51 AM (RIvkX)
I hope DeSantis and his people find a quality candidate to back, because Republican State Rep. Michelle Salzman from FL-1, who says she’s very interested in running for Gaetz's seat, is not the answer.
Posted by: one hour sober at November 14, 2024 07:51 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 14, 2024 07:52 AM (SfhV1)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 07:43 AM (TGPs7)
How come Cali gets to do its own standard? Texas does not. NY does not. There is either an EPA or there is not.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2024 07:52 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 14, 2024 07:45 AM (XV/Pl)
When the recess appointments come down, what's going to be your next thing to Eeyore about? Can you at least give us a hint?
Posted by: I'll choose a new nick later-Certified Dangerous Radical at November 14, 2024 07:53 AM (89Sog)
@cmarinucci
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@ElonMusk
"is starting to wear out his welcome" in Trump’s orbit...he’s become almost a comical distraction, hanging around Mar-a-Lago, sidling into high-level transition meetings & giving unsolicited feedback on Trump’s personnel decisions."
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"It's chaos and disarray in Trump's camp already!"
I'm sure this person has direct knowledge of just about nothing going on in Trump's orbit or what's happening at Maralago now.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 14, 2024 07:53 AM (qBdHI)
it's all about the kompromat ... demonrats + the commie-infiltrated "intelligence" agencies
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at November 14, 2024 07:54 AM (gY0JQ)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 07:51 AM (TGPs7)
What are things I do NOT do, Alex?
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2024 07:54 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 07:47 AM (TGPs7)
Whatever for?
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 14, 2024 07:54 AM (SfhV1)
The RV sales thing is quite interesting. We know lots of people, us included, who take RVs to dog shows. So folks living in those states are going to be screwed if they try trading in.
And Gavin wants to make America California writ large.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2024 07:55 AM (EsZUh)
Are The Walls Closing In™ yet or is that on for next week?
Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2024 07:55 AM (NR6c1)
Posted by: Ordinary American at November 14, 2024 07:55 AM (UseAb)
What's the over/under on how many MSM Sunday "News" shows Miss Lindsey will be the guest on?
Keep pushing your national abortion ban, homo.
Posted by: Auspex at November 14, 2024 07:55 AM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: callsign claymore at November 14, 2024 07:56 AM (JcnCJ)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 07:56 AM (Lt3SL)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 14, 2024 07:57 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 07:56 AM (Lt3SL)
They were sleeping until then!
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2024 07:57 AM (gbOdA)
How come Cali gets to do its own standard? Texas does not. NY does not. There is either an EPA or there is not.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2024 07:52 AM (gbOdA)
Unfortunately, California is such a big market that it leads the other 49 states around by the nose. You can thank the Golden State for stupid gasoline cans. There should be two brands, Californian and American.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2024 07:58 AM (EsZUh)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2024 07:58 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2024 07:52 AM (gbOdA)
Because various administrations have granted waivers to Cali which allows them to get the policies they want enacted without taking any of the flack associated with passing them. Those should all be undone and the ability to get (essentially permanent) waivers removed.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2024 07:58 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
GENTLEMEN! There is no fighting in the War Room!
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 14, 2024 07:58 AM (OIPBq)
Does not have to be that way - and wasn't always. California Emissions used to be a line item.
Posted by: Same Old Same Old at November 14, 2024 07:59 AM (Ua9Fu)
I'm sure this person has direct knowledge of just about nothing going on in Trump's orbit or what's happening at Maralago now.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 14, 2024 07:53 AM (qBdHI)
I have a source in the transition team who's told me that Musk has suggested appointees demand Trial by Combat.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 14, 2024 08:00 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 14, 2024 07:57 AM (qBdHI)
They've learned nothing because they can't. It's neurologically impossible. They can't even slightly modify their attitude and behavior.
Posted by: Ordinary American at November 14, 2024 08:01 AM (UseAb)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Amazon sells replacement spouts. I just replaced three to the Free State Texas type. Sorry. I don't live in Cali. I'm not living by their fucked up rules.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 14, 2024 08:01 AM (OIPBq)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 14, 2024 07:51 AM (TGPs7)
— —
Trump apparently likes Elon and that’s all that matters.
If Elon is stepping on too many dicks and some people are losing influence over the king, tough shit.
Build several successful companies and make yourself a billionaire and Trump might listen to you more, otherwise watch & learn, cupcake.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 14, 2024 08:01 AM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 08:02 AM (YCxFk)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 07:56 AM (Lt3SL)
Morons fight every hour of the day! Ace's pet bat out front should have told you.
Posted by: Gref at November 14, 2024 08:03 AM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 14, 2024 08:03 AM (gfViB)
Posted by: Decaf at November 14, 2024 08:03 AM (unUNN)
Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 08:03 AM (YCxFk)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 14, 2024 07:57 AM (qBdHI)
They've learned nothing because they can't. It's neurologically impossible. They can't even slightly modify their attitude and behavior.
Posted by: Ordinary American
Fine. Then they get treated like the third graders they are.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 14, 2024 08:04 AM (OIPBq)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2024 08:04 AM (ANuwa)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 14, 2024 08:05 AM (gm9Sb)
If the senate won’t confirm Gaetz then use a recess appointment. Skinning cats… multiple ways… some assembly required
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2024 08:04 AM (ANuwa)
Have to have a recess to make a recess appointment. Mitch the Bitch wasn't doing them. Senate remained in pro forma session.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2024 08:05 AM (EsZUh)
Posted by: Ordinary American at November 14, 2024 08:05 AM (UseAb)
Last ones I got came with the bit to drill the vent spout. Pretty sweet.
Posted by: Same Old Same Old at November 14, 2024 08:05 AM (Ua9Fu)
Gaetz, like Trump, is not afraid of the deep state and the NY Times, like most in the GOP are.
Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 08:06 AM (YCxFk)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 14, 2024 08:06 AM (gfViB)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Why that sounds almost like something an unConstitutional Democracy would do, so I am sure that can't be the reason!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 14, 2024 08:06 AM (hOUT3)
The Mourning Report is up!
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 14, 2024 08:06 AM (gbOdA)
words for the ages, universally applicable
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at November 14, 2024 08:06 AM (gY0JQ)
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It still is on some things. I think farm equipment is one. Some other machinery too.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 14, 2024 08:07 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 14, 2024 08:07 AM (ANuwa)
Those opposing Marco Rubio as SecState take note of how the CCP feels about him. They've sanctioned him twice.
RINO's aren't the only people Trump is telling to f off.
Posted by: Auspex at November 14, 2024 08:07 AM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 14, 2024 07:57 AM (qBdHI)
Sooner or later -
We must return to Our Precious Norms!
Put adults back in charge!
He's treating our allies worse than our enemies!
What does Putin have on Trump?!
Posted by: Gref at November 14, 2024 08:09 AM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 08:09 AM (YCxFk)
“Obama Isn’t Going Anywhere”
https://tinyurl.com/4pustn9a
Don’t rest easy just yet.
Heads on a swivel.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 14, 2024 08:10 AM (6ydKt)
They will vote for Gaetz in the end
Posted by: Jonah at November 14, 2024 08:10 AM (YCxFk)
And soon there won't be. If only there was something the people who really care about this could have done.
That is what the Chump voters, the Stein voters, and refuse to vote Harris people dictated. Nation of martyrs it is, the people have spoken and the Palestinians "supporters" demand they be utterly annihilated.
There are only Christians, Jews, and Infidels. Or to christofascists, only Christians and Infidels. Maybe we're all just "humans" or something. What a silly notion!
No More West Bank? Problem solved! It's being optioned for Hotels. Throwing the vote because Biden couldn't get anything done has certainly cut off their noses to spit their faces.
If countries like Saudi Arabia, UAE, Egypt, and Qatar fail to aid the Palestinians, their genocide is assured. Trump will do nothing to help Palestinians. He sees Gaza as the new Monaco, another playground for the rich.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 14, 2024 08:10 AM (ycI94)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2024 08:10 AM (/y7Fe)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 14, 2024 07:56 AM (Lt3SL)
Morons fight every hour of the day! Ace's pet bat out front should have told you.
Posted by: Gref at November 14, 2024 08:03 AM (aBgBM)
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We're a Horde, not a commune.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 14, 2024 08:11 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2024 07:55 AM (EsZUh)
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I never dealt directly with him much, compared to Kamala, but my limited interactions confirm there is NOTHING in his head but pebbles.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 14, 2024 08:12 AM (RIvkX)
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Except others hide behind useless yes votes while the other known problem people take the fall for scuppering.
Like when "McCain" killed the Obamacare thing. Sure. It was just McCain and it was "personal". Uh-huh.
Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 08:16 AM (ksjMr)
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These people. Showing off that broad knowledge base again. I don't even know if you could make it up.
Posted by: ... at November 14, 2024 08:17 AM (ksjMr)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 14, 2024 08:20 AM (/y7Fe)
It is defined by two or more people trying to make their breakfasts in the same kitchen at the same time.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 14, 2024 08:35 AM (Wx316)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Maybe we can work towards a non-binary anarcho-communist polycule.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 14, 2024 09:08 AM (JCZqz)
Nature is healing.
Posted by: NR Pax at November 14, 2024 09:19 AM (NR6c1)
Posted by: Saber Alter at November 14, 2024 10:42 AM (dgI8J)
Can AI solve advanced math problems? No. (Venture Beat)
Oh well.
how does one create a math problem that has no solution (as of yet) but.. HOW do you create a math problem that has no solution???
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