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Biden Meets With Literal Hitler; Exchanges Smiles and Pleasantries With Literal New Fuhrer

hitlerdefeatsdewey.jpg

Even stupid, idiot, uneducated leftists are putting it togehter: Wait, you told us he was Hitler. Literally Hitler. So either you are a bunch of craven quislings who are eager to fete Hitler, or... you lied, gaslit, and drove us crazy for eight years just to cling on to filthy political power.

I think it's the latter.

Biden called Trump "President-elect" and welcomed him back to the White House. All with a smile on his face:

BIDEN: "Well, Mr. President-Elect and former President Donald, congratulations."
TRUMP: "Thank you very much."
BIDEN: "And looking forward to having a, like we said, smooth transition. We'll do everything we can to make sure you're accommodated, what you need. We're going to get a chance to talk about some of that today."
TRUMP: "Good."
BIDEN: "Welcome."
TRUMP: "Thank you very much."

They met for two hours -- longer than scheduled.

I approve of Trump going there. Not to pay respects to Biden, but to get the concession he never got from Hillary Clinton. He needs the left and the establishment (but I repeat myself) to understand and acknowledge that he has beaten them fair and square, and if they #Resist the democratically-elected, majority-vote president, then they are #Insurrectionists and will be treated with all the mercy that Biden treated the J6 "insurrectionists."

Speaking of: Good point from Legal Insurrection.


There's going to be a lot of talk about Trump needing to "extend the olive branch." NO.

If he had lost, he would have been jailed. And for his support of Trump, Elon likely would have been bankrupted and jailed.

Those who launched the lawfare must be held accountable.

He doesn't need to persecute random Democrats. He does need to ensure that his DOJ investigates Fani Willis, Nathan Wade, Alvin Bragg, Letitia James, Jack Smith, and Merrick Garland.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:10 PM




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1 X

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 13, 2024 05:11 PM (vO42M)

2 That picture will usher in the new 1,000 year reich......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 13, 2024 05:11 PM (QNSds)

3 There's going to be a lot of talk about Trump needing to "extend the olive branch." NO.
If he had lost, he would have been jailed. And for his support of Trump, Elon likely would have been bankrupted and jailed.
Yep

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2024 05:12 PM (YbbtK)

4 President Trump said, paraphrasing, "while I'm no fan of Joe, what they did to Joe was wrong" shortly after Joe was removed and Kamala parachuted in.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 13, 2024 05:13 PM (tT6L1)

5 I want a bloodbath at the DOJ and the FBI, a figurative one, not literal.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 13, 2024 05:13 PM (WsJuq)

6 Imagine how awful Kamala Harris must have been to turn Biden into Trump's buddy. Just envision how horrific a person she must be.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 05:14 PM (Hh1ER)

7 Matt Gaetz-Woo-Hoo!

Posted by: Olive Branch at November 13, 2024 05:14 PM (nS6qG)

8 Wasn't Biden talking about slapping Trump or kicking his ass or something like that?

And he missed his chance..

Posted by: Blanco at November 13, 2024 05:14 PM (savWN)

9 I want a bloodbath at the DOJ and the FBI, a figurative one, not literal.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 13, 2024 05:13 PM (WsJuq)
---------------

Now now, let's not be hasty about removing options....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 13, 2024 05:14 PM (tT6L1)

10 Joe voted for Donald...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2024 05:14 PM (IyPmt)

11 Investigate collusion with the People's Republic of China, investigate collusion with the Islamic Republic of Iran, investigate corruption from supposed 'non-profits' centered around politicians, investigate the abuse of power for political persecution.

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at November 13, 2024 05:14 PM (SsciG)

12
Kind of a wide stance there, Joe.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 13, 2024 05:14 PM (xG4kz)

13 >>> He doesn't need to persecute random Democrats.

He does.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 13, 2024 05:14 PM (K4KCe)

14 Shove those olive branches right up their @$$es.

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at November 13, 2024 05:15 PM (OUMaO)

15 Make it rain investigations. Those 87k IRS agents need to be put to use.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 13, 2024 05:15 PM (IG4Id)

16 Extend the olive branch...

Right up their....

Posted by: Stateless at November 13, 2024 05:15 PM (jvJvP)

17 Even though it’s farcical it’s nice to pretend for one day that one half of the country doesn’t want the other half dead

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 13, 2024 05:15 PM (M7vhK)

18 The Beat Goes On …

Posted by: Sonny & Cher at November 13, 2024 05:15 PM (gjixz)

19 He called me garbage.

Posted by: And I haven't forgotten at November 13, 2024 05:15 PM (DobEs)

20 Old shithead wanted to kick Trumps ass. Well, how about it you moldy old rat turd?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 13, 2024 05:15 PM (pohLc)

21 That last few seconds of the video of the Biden staffers herding the press out of that room like the cattle they are was the *chef's kiss* of the moment. Biden always treated the press this way, and they always took it like the good pets they were.

I expect that Trump will not be as nice to these people in the next 70 days or so.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 13, 2024 05:15 PM (peu8O)

22 I suspect that Biden found that being president was not what he hoped it would be, because he was basically controlled, ignored, and puppeted by the people around him. For a hugely self-important bully and cosmic jerk, that probably was very difficult to face day after day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 05:15 PM (Hh1ER)

23 "So, Joe, Can I call you Joe? Let me ask you about something I've been curious about. Did you ever partake in Kamala's special skills??

Posted by: davidt at November 13, 2024 05:15 PM (i0F8b)

24 Shove those olive branches right up their @$$es.
Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum

After lighting, of course....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 13, 2024 05:15 PM (VNX3d)

25 The commie filth have not quit, they have not surrendered, they ARE still trying to destroy us.

Anyone saying we should be "nice" to these cvnts should be off your Christmas card list, for starters...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 13, 2024 05:16 PM (zlGo9)

26 And I'm glad Melania turned down Jilly's tea party.

I'd choke if I had to be in the same room with the woman whose husband sent the FBI to raid my house and rummage through my undie drawer.

Of course, the left is calling Melania "classless."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:16 PM (4tmpE)

27 "He doesn't need to persecute random Democrats. He does need to ensure that his DOJ investigates Fani Willis, Nathan Wade, Alvin Bragg, Letitia James, Jack Smith, and Merrick Garland."

AND the Fifty-One Traitors, AND Mayorkas, AND ...

Posted by: gp Voted His Way Into This at November 13, 2024 05:16 PM (Q8V7a)

28 I'm willing to bet a significant amount of money that Biden and his phony baloney Dr wife both voted for Trump.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 13, 2024 05:16 PM (QMjXh)

29 I want a bloodbath at the DOJ and the FBI, a figurative one, not literal.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude

Bob at NSA is listening, isn't he?

Me too!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2024 05:16 PM (WXNFJ)

30 Churchill and Hitler yucking it up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 13, 2024 05:16 PM (63Dwl)

31 Imagine how awful Kamala Harris must have been to turn Biden into Trump's buddy. Just envision how horrific a person she must be.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 05:14 PM (Hh1ER)

Hell, she had, what, like a 90% turnover rate on her VP staff? NO ONE likes her.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 13, 2024 05:17 PM (k9OZB)

32 Don't even bother playing nice. The opposition will take it as weakness and decide to hit even harder.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 13, 2024 05:17 PM (tT6L1)

33 Yes!

My favorite part of the Trump win is watching all the elected Democrats talk about carrying out a peaceful transfer of power from the Saviors of Democracy to Hitler.

Such patriots.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 13, 2024 05:17 PM (pZ0Mr)

34 -Yellowstone’ Star Kevin Costner Gushes over Liz Cheney’s Attacks on Trump: ‘We Should Applaud Her’
-Dick Van Dyke, 98, Suggests He’d Rather Die Than See Another Four Years of Trump
-Jamie Lee Curtis Quits X Following Trump Victory


The wining. It feels so good

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 13, 2024 05:17 PM (/U5Yz)

35 >>> 26 And I'm glad Melania turned down Jilly's tea party.

I'd choke if I had to be in the same room with the woman whose husband sent the FBI to raid my house and rummage through my undie drawer.

Of course, the left is calling Melania "classless."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:16 PM (4tmpE)

Well not too long after the panty raid, *somebody* tried to murder her husband.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 13, 2024 05:17 PM (zlGo9)

36 Eepy Joe still sounds like he’s about to take a nap.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 13, 2024 05:18 PM (K4KCe)

37 Melania is a woman. And women NEVER forget a slight, and no matter what they say, never forgive it.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 13, 2024 05:18 PM (pohLc)

38 Wait until Joe is unleashed, if he lives that long. He will be off the hook crazy.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 13, 2024 05:18 PM (NtVYv)

39 Hey! That fellow I met with today was real nice. Have I seen him on TV somewhere?

Posted by: Joe Biteum at November 13, 2024 05:18 PM (vFG9F)

40 Just envision how horrific a person she must be.

*******

She arrested a single mother whose child was accused of truancy when she in fact had sickle cell anemia and was in the hospital

The mother lost her house, job, and her child wound up having a stroke

Even Satan is embarrassed by that level of evil

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 13, 2024 05:18 PM (M7vhK)

41 >>-Dick Van Dyke, 98, Suggests He’d Rather Die Than See Another Four Years of Trump


Canada can help you, Dick.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 05:18 PM (z/jjr)

42 Of course, the left is calling Melania "classless."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:16 PM (4tmpE)

The left has no way to measure class. They are clueless. And lower than snake shit.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 13, 2024 05:18 PM (PZDcD)

43 Eric Holder is someone that needs to be investigated. I believe he is the lawfare originator.

Posted by: Ron at November 13, 2024 05:18 PM (KDtr3)

44 I eagerly await the firing up of The Wood Chipper of Justice.

It's going to be a busy four years.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 13, 2024 05:18 PM (XV/Pl)

45 I'm willing to bet a significant amount of money that Biden and his phony baloney Dr wife both voted for Trump.

Posted by: CaliGirl


Sucker bet. It's a sure thing.

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at November 13, 2024 05:18 PM (OUMaO)

46
Dick Van Dyke, 98, Suggests He’d Rather Die Than See Another Four Years of Trump

Oh, Rob!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 13, 2024 05:18 PM (63Dwl)

47 Not the guy with the bad Cockney accent too! Ah, well, he's 98, so, I guess we can give the dementia patient a pass.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 13, 2024 05:19 PM (tT6L1)

48 All the "celebs" are leaving X and going to BlueSky.

Some soap actress called Elon an "evil oligarch."

BlueSky must be their safe place.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:19 PM (4tmpE)

49 Trump probably told FJB he would pardon Hunter.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 13, 2024 05:19 PM (/U5Yz)

50 9 Now now, let's not be hasty about removing options....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 13, 2024 05:14 PM

I say that because Garlands DOJ is still in power for 2 months. They went after the CEO of Polymarket yesterday. Do not want to give them the excuse to go after AoS.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 13, 2024 05:19 PM (WsJuq)

51 Dick Van Dyke, 98, Suggests He’d Rather Die Than See Another Four Years of Trump

***

Good news on that front, Dick!

Posted by: Life Expectancy Stats for 90 Year-old Men at November 13, 2024 05:19 PM (K4KCe)

52 Dick Van Dyke, 98, Suggests He’d Rather Die Than See Another Four Years of Trump

Any day now, Dick.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 13, 2024 05:19 PM (mH6SG)

53 The prettiest outfit Jill wore in all 4 years was the red suit she wore to vote in on Election Day.

Posted by: Don Loper at November 13, 2024 05:20 PM (nS6qG)

54 >I'm willing to bet a significant amount of money that Biden and his phony baloney Dr wife both voted for Trump.

More likely they wrote-in Joe.

Posted by: davidt at November 13, 2024 05:20 PM (i0F8b)

55 You think a little more money will buy your soul some rest
You'd better think of something else instead
You're so afraid of being honest with yourself
You'd better take a look inside your head
--Triumph "Fight The Good Fight"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 05:20 PM (Hh1ER)

56 Let's not prosecute random Democrats.

But...
let's not let Comity get in the way of sending Seal Team 6 to kill Mark Elias.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 05:20 PM (z/jjr)

57 >>> 44 I eagerly await the firing up of The Wood Chipper of Justice.

It's going to be a busy four years.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 13, 2024 05:18 PM (XV/Pl)

I would be interested in a cruise of the intracoastal waterway once the extension across the southern border is complete.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 13, 2024 05:20 PM (zlGo9)

58 This is all business for Trump. He knows when to put it aside.

Posted by: fd at November 13, 2024 05:20 PM (vFG9F)

59 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at November 13, 2024 05:20 PM (z0QHk)

60 I want a bloodbath at the DOJ and the FBI, a figurative one, not literal.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 13, 2024 05:13 PM (WsJuq)

Party pooper.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 13, 2024 05:20 PM (ufFY8)

61 Eric Holder is someone that needs to be investigated. I believe he is the lawfare originator.

Posted by: Ron at November 13, 2024 05:18 PM (KDtr3)

------------------

I'm old enough to remember him being charged with contempt of Congress. Isn't that why Bannon went to jail?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:20 PM (4tmpE)

62 BlueSky must be their safe place.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:19 PM (4tmpE)

Not someplace I'm likely to visit, so a great place for them.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 13, 2024 05:20 PM (PZDcD)

63 We need to go back at least to 2016 and start procecutions, get the big names.

Posted by: Eromero at November 13, 2024 05:21 PM (LHPAg)

64 ""Just like that Joe, you spread the knees--spread them wide, see?--and let the boys breathe a little. You don't wanna squish the boys. Yes, that's it! Now you have the posture of a winner."

*joe grins wide and gets a cookie*

Posted by: Trump! at November 13, 2024 05:21 PM (OArhE)

65 34 Two Has-Been and a Never-Was. The smell of carron men (+ hermafordite) groaning for burial

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at November 13, 2024 05:21 PM (wBaIH)

66 Hope Trump put a
Kick Me
Sign on Sundowner's back

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2024 05:21 PM (fwDg9)

67 Those 87k IRS agents need to be put to use.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 13, 2024 05:15 PM (IG4Id)


That dignity canal's not going to dig itself.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 13, 2024 05:21 PM (ExV1e)

68 BlueSky, how cute. Is it run by the same people who ran Air America?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 13, 2024 05:21 PM (zlGo9)

69 Churchill and Hitler yucking it up.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
_________

That Hitler/Stalin cartoon - "The scum of the earth, I believe?"

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 13, 2024 05:22 PM (Dm8we)

70 The prettiest outfit Jill wore in all 4 years was the red suit she wore to vote in on Election Day.

Posted by: Don Loper at November 13, 2024 05:20 PM (nS6qG)

MAGA red. I'm willing to bet she and Joey voted for Donny Two Scoops.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:22 PM (4tmpE)

71 28 I'm willing to bet a significant amount of money that Biden and his phony baloney Dr wife both voted for Trump.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 13, 2024 05:16 PM (QMjXh)


After persecuting him and trying to get him assassinated. These people are weird.

Posted by: Emmie at November 13, 2024 05:22 PM (Sf2cq)

72 >>-Dick Van Dyke, 98, Suggests He’d Rather Die Than See Another Four Years of Trump


Canada can help you, Dick.
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 05:18 PM (z/jjr)

Go to England and be a chimney sweep, then, Dick.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 13, 2024 05:22 PM (VNX3d)

73 62 BlueSky must be their safe place.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:19 PM (4tmpE)

Not someplace I'm likely to visit, so a great place for them.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 13, 2024 05:20 PM (PZDcD)
Well at least light off a bag of dog poo on the front step and ring the doorbell.

Posted by: Eromero at November 13, 2024 05:22 PM (LHPAg)

74 "Dick Van Dyke, 98, Suggests He’d Rather Die Than See Another Four Years of Trump"

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Posted by: fd at November 13, 2024 05:22 PM (vFG9F)

75 Dick Van Dyke, 98, Suggests He’d Rather Die Than See Another Four Years of Trump

*checks actuarial tables*

Do I have good news for you!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2024 05:22 PM (guGkK)

76 Hey, Dick, tell you what? Let get up, get down and dance!

https://tinyurl.com/mtw92dvb

Posted by: Almost Zombie Jimmy Cart at November 13, 2024 05:22 PM (tT6L1)

77 I'll be surprised if any Democrats are prosecuted for anything. I just don't see it happening.

Posted by: I'm Skeptical at November 13, 2024 05:22 PM (2K65t)

78 Talked to one of our county election officials today. Our community had a bit over 79% of registered voters vote during this election. Previously unheard of.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2024 05:23 PM (WXNFJ)

79 I expect that Trump will not be as nice to these people in the next 70 days or so.

*********

See the thing is Trump actually treats the press well when they travel with him, even making sure they’re accommodated and have all the amenities they need

I remember a journalist and a press pool he was with being bewildered by how well they were treated by Trump compared to being treated like dogshit when traveling with Biden or Harris

Which makes their treatment of Trump all the more infuriating

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 13, 2024 05:23 PM (M7vhK)

80 Dick Van Dyke, 98, Suggests He’d Rather Die Than See Another Four Years of Trump


So, anyway...

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 13, 2024 05:23 PM (kPAiX)

81 Shit, I thought Van Dyke was dead.

Posted by: I'm Skeptical at November 13, 2024 05:23 PM (2K65t)

82 But did Joe ANSWER EVERY QUESTION???

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2024 05:23 PM (guGkK)

83
Trump: "Moron"

Biden: "Putz"

Grumpy old Men: Return to the whitehouse.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 13, 2024 05:23 PM (+oR7L)

84 73 62 BlueSky must be their safe place.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:19 PM (4tmpE)

Not someplace I'm likely to visit, so a great place for them.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 13, 2024 05:20 PM (PZDcD)
Well at least light off a bag of dog poo on the front step and ring the doorbell.
Posted by: Eromero at November 13, 2024 05:22 PM (LHPAg)

Hope they get some storm clouds in their BlueSky. Perhaps some thunderstorms.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 13, 2024 05:23 PM (VNX3d)

85 BlueSky, how cute. Is it run by the same people who ran Air America?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 13, 2024 05:21 PM (zlGo9)

---------

Jack Dorsey's place.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:23 PM (4tmpE)

86 Remember the Clinton "transition"? They literally ransacked the White House prior to leaving.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 13, 2024 05:24 PM (mH6SG)

87 This is going to going on for a while. I'm looking forward to the Ambassador parade. The UK ambassador is going to be a real fun one. Some of the comments on Trump coming from the Left over there have been disturbing, and just yesterday the PM refused to counter them or apologize for high level dignitaries in his government using the "literal Hitler" lines.

So, you can bet whomever lands the UK position is going to be very loyal and outspoken. I think the same can be said for Canada, as well.

Posted by: Orson at November 13, 2024 05:24 PM (dIske)

88 The left called Melania classless during Trumps first term. "she posed nude" blah blah blah. All the liberal wine moms were seething with jealousy over Melania having landed a billionaire, and still able to rock high fashion, speak 5 or 6 languages etc and they comforted themselves by insulting Melania. So they really can't badmouth her more than they already have.

Posted by: PaleRider at November 13, 2024 05:24 PM (zYCTH)

89 Do these "celebrities" think we care about their opinions? You'd think they'd have learned from the election....

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 13, 2024 05:24 PM (PZDcD)

90 All these libs crying and running to Bluesky will come crawling back to X just like they did with Mastodon and Threads and every other place because they live for the attention, and you don't get that at the knockoffs

Posted by: brak at November 13, 2024 05:24 PM (NGHTx)

91 Does Trump have a press secretary yet?

I'd love 4 years of Alex Jones.

Posted by: Stateless at November 13, 2024 05:24 PM (jvJvP)

92 While part of me is a ferocious partisan eager for the winter war, part of me tears up when I see Trump and Biden in the Oval Office having a laugh.

It hearkens back to my naive salad days when we had elections and there was an air of graciousness in the wake of the outcome.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 13, 2024 05:24 PM (YIxO9)

93 Eric Holder is someone that needs to be investigated. I believe he is the lawfare originator.
Posted by: Ron


Something tells me it started with his predecessor.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 13, 2024 05:24 PM (IG4Id)

94 I think it is hilarious that people think Joe and Jill voted Trump/Vance. I think they did as well!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 13, 2024 05:24 PM (gi+MR)

95 LOL now Nancy Pelosi is blaming Biden for "immediately endorsing Kamala", she claims that "made an open primary impossible"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 05:25 PM (Hh1ER)

96 There's going to be a lot of talk about Trump needing to "extend the olive branch."

Extend THIS.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 13, 2024 05:25 PM (O7YUW)

97 I think it is hilarious that people think Joe and Jill voted Trump/Vance. I think they did as well!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 13, 2024 05:24 PM (gi+MR)

------

Hi, Christy!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:25 PM (4tmpE)

98 Take it from a guy who grabbed Mary Poppins' p**sy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2024 05:25 PM (guGkK)

99 Put me in, coach!!

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at November 13, 2024 05:25 PM (DobEs)

100 BlueSky must be their safe place.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:19 PM (4tmpE)

I hear BlueSky is a place where crazy people can bark at the moon.

Posted by: mrp at November 13, 2024 05:25 PM (rj6Yv)

101 For a hugely self-important bully and cosmic jerk,

and he gets to brag he's the only politician to beat Trump

Posted by: DaveA at November 13, 2024 05:25 PM (FhXTo)

102 Talked to one of our county election officials today. Our community had a bit over 79% of registered voters vote during this election. Previously unheard of.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2024 05:23 PM (WXNFJ)

Pikers.

Posted by: Democrat Counties With 120% Turnout at November 13, 2024 05:25 PM (K4KCe)

103 Enguerrand de Coucy. You don't see that reference too often.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2024 05:26 PM (7oYYI)

104 Hulk Hogan needs a role.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram

Sergeant of Arms, House of Representatives.
Posted by: Cheri
===
Too bad your Sergeant-at-Arms doesn't carry a real, literal mace like ours does!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 05:26 PM (hovnC)

105
WORMER! DEAD! NIEDERMIER! DEAD!

Posted by: Auspex at November 13, 2024 05:26 PM (0S27Y)

106 FJB is going to try and ram through many federal judge appointments over the next two months. I have no doubt the vichy GOP will let them pass through.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 13, 2024 05:26 PM (/U5Yz)

107 > Dick Van Dyke, 98, Suggests He’d Rather Die Than See Another Four Years of Trump

It would be really hilarious if he lived for every second of Trump's term, then dropped dead before Trump's successor took over.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 13, 2024 05:26 PM (Odg76)

108 BlueSky, how cute. Is it run by the same people who ran Air America?

And the Coffee Party!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 05:26 PM (Hh1ER)

109 It's too quiet. Too nice.
Something isn't right.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 13, 2024 05:26 PM (cbIZt)

110 A Matt Gaetz AG is making heads explode.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 13, 2024 05:26 PM (D6PGr)

111 >>> 85 BlueSky, how cute. Is it run by the same people who ran Air America?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 13, 2024 05:21 PM (zlGo9)

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Jack Dorsey's place.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:23 PM (4tmpE)

Oh, *that's* where he went. May he be as successful as pillow mogul David Hogg.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 13, 2024 05:26 PM (zlGo9)

112 I'm willing to bet a significant amount of money that Biden and his phony baloney Dr wife both voted for Trump.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 13, 2024 05:16 PM (QMjXh)

After persecuting him and trying to get him assassinated. These people are weird.
Posted by: Emmie


That was Kamala's group. Biden is pissed he was shoved over for her.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 13, 2024 05:26 PM (kPAiX)

113 He doesn't need to persecute random Democrats. He does need to ensure that his DOJ investigates Fani Willis, Nathan Wade, Alvin Bragg, Letitia James, Jack Smith, and Merrick Garland.

and the Bidet and his screechy consort will GNF

Posted by: kallisto at November 13, 2024 05:26 PM (dCxaZ)

114 >>Sergeant of Arms, House of Representatives.


Sergeant of Pythons, little Hulkster.

Posted by: Hulk Hogan at November 13, 2024 05:26 PM (z/jjr)

115 Enguerrand de Coucy. You don't see that reference too often.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2024 05:26 PM (7oYYI
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At minimum, it shows that he read "A Distant Mirror."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 13, 2024 05:27 PM (z0QHk)

116 Thx!
Posted by: zombie at November 13, 2024 05:12 PM
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You're welcome, zombie.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 05:27 PM (hovnC)

117 61 Eric Holder is someone that needs to be investigated. I believe he is the lawfare originator.

Posted by: Ron at November 13, 2024 05:18 PM (KDtr3)

------------------

I'm old enough to remember him being charged with contempt of Congress. Isn't that why Bannon went to jail?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:20 PM (4tmpE)
Gotta go back to Florida 2000, hanging chads, etc. Those law rodents set the bar.

Posted by: Eromero at November 13, 2024 05:27 PM (LHPAg)

118 Dick Van Dyke, 98, Suggests He’d Rather Die Than See Another Four Years of Trump

Your proposal is acceptable.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 13, 2024 05:27 PM (O7YUW)

119 Did PDJT fill that Steak Czar position yet?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2024 05:27 PM (fV+MH)

120

Did-did-did-did you see the frightened ones?
Did-did-did-did you hear the falling bombs?

Goodbye, blue sky
Goodbye, blue sky

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 13, 2024 05:27 PM (63Dwl)

121 Hulk Hogan needs a role.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram

Bouncer at press conferences? Especially if the press secretary has already tranq'd them.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 13, 2024 05:27 PM (VNX3d)

122 48 All the "celebs" are leaving X and going to BlueSky.

Some soap actress called Elon an "evil oligarch."

BlueSky must be their safe place.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:19 PM (4tmpE)

Our old pal Mabe Galor has retreated there as well. It's fun watching all the accounts that were cheering for Kamala shut down and erase their twitter feeds - they can't handle being mocked for how pathetically wrong they were, so they go to a safe place where no one ever criticizes them, and anyone who does can be instantly censored. (BlueSky)

They'll get bored pretty quickly, because absolute uniformity while losing is pretty damned dull. Numbers:
looks like X reports 415 million users, 106 million of which are in the US
Bluesky reports 15 million users.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 13, 2024 05:27 PM (wyMQY)

123 LOL now Nancy Pelosi is blaming Biden for "immediately endorsing Kamala", she claims that "made an open primary impossible"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 05:25 PM (Hh1ER)


Every sentient being knew that endorsing Kamala was Joe's way of dropping a deuce in the punchbowl as security was escorting him out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2024 05:27 PM (guGkK)

124 All the "celebs" are leaving X and going to BlueSky.

Some soap actress called Elon an "evil oligarch."

BlueSky must be their safe place.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:19 PM (4tmpE)


Demonstrating that they've learned nothing. They will flit to a more bubbly bubble where they can lie to each other in bubble guarded bliss only ever interrupted by the occasional screeching and shaving of heads of people blindsided by reality.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 13, 2024 05:27 PM (ExV1e)

125 I'll be surprised if any Democrats are prosecuted for anything. I just don't see it happening.
Posted by: I'm Skeptical


I expect the new admin to do the investigations, and then turn over the information to Red State AGs.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 13, 2024 05:27 PM (IG4Id)

126 Persecution is wrong. Prosecution for crimes if good. All these jackasses are criminal.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 13, 2024 05:27 PM (BeqPD)

127 LOL

@endwokeness

Disney's Snow White (Rachel Zegler) says she hopes harm befalls Trump and all his voters:

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That movie may never get released at this rate

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 13, 2024 05:27 PM (0JWOm)

128 It's too quiet. Too nice.
Something isn't right.
Posted by: humphreyrobot


It's possible that all the leftists, are scurrying for hidey holes before Trump takes Office.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 13, 2024 05:27 PM (kPAiX)

129 Trump's ambassador to the UK last time was Woody Johnson, owner of the NY Jets

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2024 05:27 PM (YbbtK)

130 >>> The prettiest outfit Jill wore in all 4 years was the red suit she wore to vote in on Election Day.

The shoes weren't great...but yes!! The best she's ever looked. She didn't try and dress like a hooker that married up.

Posted by: LizLem at November 13, 2024 05:28 PM (mEZm+)

131 WORMER! DEAD! NIEDERMIER! DEAD!
Posted by: Auspex

The sad this is - they both are.

Shit, we are getting old.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2024 05:28 PM (WXNFJ)

132 It would be really hilarious if he lived for every second of Trump's term, then dropped dead before Trump's successor took over.

Trump should send his LiterallyHitler OrangeShirts over to old dick's house to set him up in front of a TV and prop his eyelids open so he has to watch Trump's inaugural...

a la Clockwork ORANGE!!

lolol

Posted by: kallisto at November 13, 2024 05:28 PM (dCxaZ)

133 Jill wearing an all red pantsuit to go vote told me all that it needed to. While the Bush, Cheney, Romney, Carter families all voted Harris, I wouldn't be surprised that the Biden's vote went to Trump. Upside down world indeed.

Posted by: Cheri at November 13, 2024 05:28 PM (oiNtH)

134 110 A Matt Gaetz AG is making heads explode.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 13, 2024

I'd be looking over my shoulder if I were JD Vance. Gaetz would shiv him (pull a Spiro Agnew on him) and want the VP spot to run in '28. I don't trust Gaetz.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 13, 2024 05:28 PM (+oR7L)

135 I'd love 4 years of Alex Jones.
Posted by: Stateless at November 13, 2024 05:24 PM (jvJvP)

"Allright you mfers, let's get this thing done..."

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 13, 2024 05:28 PM (PZDcD)

136 WHAT???

F. Joe Mugabe literally smiled, congratulated, leaned forward, and shook hands with LITERALLY HITLER and LEADER OF THE GARBAGE PEOPLE today in the White House?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 13, 2024 05:28 PM (Q3+9O)

137 They will flit to a more bubbly bubble where they can lie to each other in bubble guarded bliss only ever interrupted by the occasional screeching and shaving of heads of people blindsided by reality.

same thing they did to reddit

Posted by: brak at November 13, 2024 05:28 PM (NGHTx)

138 Dork Brandon's been in the swamp for several lifetimes, now. He's not like Kumdump. I'm sure he's laughing his ass off whenever he's lucid.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2024 05:28 PM (7oYYI)

139 I always liked Jerry Van Dyke better.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 13, 2024 05:28 PM (D6PGr)

140 Iirc the left all left X before and quietly came back

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2024 05:28 PM (YbbtK)

141
WooooooooOOOOhhhHHH!

Guess who saw the Gaetz pick TWO days Before Everyone Else?

Meeeeee!

ooh!

How about Matt Gaetz as AG?

Remember how the DOJ tried to set up Gaetz with a frame job?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 11, 2024 09:27 PM

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 13, 2024 05:28 PM (yEXRx)

142 Trump needs to be very careful. Their knives are still out, they're just hidden behind their backs.

It's a long way to January.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 13, 2024 05:28 PM (CHHv1)

143 Tyrus on Gutfeld said he'd love to be press secretary.

I'm fully on board with this idea.

Tyrus predicted all along that Trump would win in a landslide, and every time he said that, I cringed with fear that he would jinx him.

Tyrus needs rewarding.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:29 PM (4tmpE)

144 From buzzfeed....

Poor Whoopi....wasting away...

Whoopi Goldberg Tried To Relate To Viewers By Saying That She Is Also “Having A Hard Time” Financially, And Can’t Afford To Stop Working On “The View”

Whoopi, who is on a multi-million-dollar contract with the ABC talk show, said: “I appreciate that people are having a hard time, me, too — I work for a living!”

Posted by: Stateless at November 13, 2024 05:29 PM (jvJvP)

145 I'm willing to bet a significant amount of money that Biden and his phony baloney Dr wife both voted for Trump.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 13, 2024 05:16 PM (QMjXh)

Biden wore a MAGA hat and laughed. His wife wore MAGA red. They sure did.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 05:29 PM (n7h9X)

146 Soothsayer is the leaker!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 13, 2024 05:29 PM (YIxO9)

147 I'm tempted to join x. I've never even had a Facebook ...

Posted by: lin-duh at November 13, 2024 05:29 PM (SaTo/)

148 I remember when Biden "won" and the kicked Trump and all his supporters (including me) off twitter

It's nice that they're self-deporting from X

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 13, 2024 05:29 PM (0JWOm)

149 Trump's ambassador to the UK last time was Woody Johnson, owner of the NY Jets
Posted by: steevy

Pron name or real name?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2024 05:29 PM (WXNFJ)

150 Covfefe is back. And nobody on the left is laughing this time.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 13, 2024 05:30 PM (vO42M)

151 Nah, as someone said upthread they probably wrote in Joe. No way they voted Trump but also no way they voted for Kamala.

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2024 05:30 PM (YbbtK)

152 >>> 128 It's too quiet. Too nice.
Something isn't right.
Posted by: humphreyrobot


It's possible that all the leftists, are scurrying for hidey holes before Trump takes Office.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 13, 2024 05:27 PM (kPAiX)

I dunno, I don't think the asshoes will just roll over and play dead. They will try *something*...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 13, 2024 05:30 PM (zlGo9)

153 I want Zeldin to insist that all EPA cafeterias serve nothing but fatty beef in plastic containers.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 13, 2024 05:30 PM (/U5Yz)

154 Hickory > olive branch

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 13, 2024 05:30 PM (Hz6ZN)

155
Dick Van Dyke killed Mary Poppins not in a good way.

"Oy Mayre, id'a kum up ya chimney like a propa limey!"

Posted by: Auspex at November 13, 2024 05:30 PM (0S27Y)

156 lin-duh X is fun
Use an alias

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 13, 2024 05:30 PM (0JWOm)

157 Posted by: Frank Barone at November 13, 2024 05:28 PM (+oR7L)

You’re getting brain matter all over the blog !!!

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 13, 2024 05:30 PM (D6PGr)

158 Tyrus on Gutfeld said he'd love to be press secretary.

I'm fully on board with this idea.

Tyrus predicted all along that Trump would win in a landslide, and every time he said that, I cringed with fear that he would jinx him.

Tyrus needs rewarding.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:29 PM (4tmpE)

They wouldn't be bullying Tyrus that's for sure.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 05:30 PM (n7h9X)

159 Joe Biden: The 21st century Neville Chamberlain.

Posted by: zombie at November 13, 2024 05:30 PM (pMi6S)

160 You're my blue sky
You're my sunny day
Lord you know it makes me high
When you turn your love my way

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 13, 2024 05:31 PM (8AONa)

161 The sad this is - they both are.

Shit, we are getting old.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2024 05:28 PM (WXNFJ)
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Just checked - Mark Metcalf is still around.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 13, 2024 05:31 PM (z0QHk)

162 149 Real name is Robert WoodJohnson IV

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2024 05:31 PM (YbbtK)

163 @48/Jane D'oh: "All the "celebs" are leaving X and going to BlueSky. ... BlueSky must be their safe place."

Well the other day I did say "Make Asylums Great Again"... With all the remote-work stuff going on, maybe this is their Arkham Online.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 13, 2024 05:31 PM (O7YUW)

164 Wonder how much of the two hours Trump and Biden spent having a laugh riot talking about Kamala.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 13, 2024 05:31 PM (mzoqX)

165 146 Soothsayer is the leaker!
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 13, 2024 05:29 PM (YIxO9)

My diaper leaks. I say it's pudding, but Dr. Mommy Jill says its not, and I have to mind her or else I won't be able to stay up for Lawrence Welk.

Posted by: Joseph Robinette Biden at November 13, 2024 05:31 PM (2K65t)

166 He doesn't need to persecute random Democrats. He does need to ensure that his DOJ investigates Fani Willis, Nathan Wade, Alvin Bragg, Letitia James, Jack Smith, and Merrick Garland.

--------------

Six names out of 6,000 deserving.

A good start ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 13, 2024 05:31 PM (Q3+9O)

167 I want Zeldin to insist that all EPA cafeterias serve nothing but fatty beef in plastic containers.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 13, 2024 05:30 PM (/U5Yz)

Lunchables?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 13, 2024 05:32 PM (VNX3d)

168 I dunno, I don't think the asshoes will just roll over and play dead. They will try *something*...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 13, 2024 05:30 PM (zlGo9)

Last time they had a brilliant plan to hurt Russia they blew up Germany's pipeline.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 05:32 PM (n7h9X)

169 Jack Dorsey's place.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:23 PM (4tmpE)


Ah.

Hi, I'm Jack Dorsey. Do you long for the days when you were never confronted with differing opinions? When everyone just told you how wonderful you are... unless you're a day late in adopting the latest talking point. Do you miss having your conversations scrubbed for compliance with the diktats of faceless bureaucrats? Well, have I got a place for you.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 13, 2024 05:32 PM (ExV1e)

170 And in Interesting South American News,
From Argentina:

Court upholds Cristina Fernández de Kirchner’s graft conviction, setting up Supreme Court showdown

Court upholds former president Cristina Fernández de Kirchner’s conviction on corruption charges; Also confirms six-years prison sentence and lifetime ban from public office; Partido Justicialista leader will likely challenge ruling before the Supreme Court.

Fernández de Kirchner, who was Argentina’s president from 2007 to 2015 and vice-president from 2019-2023, can still appeal her conviction for "fraudulent administration" to the Supreme Court.

Buenos Aires Times

https://tinyurl.com/3vk245u8

Posted by: Kindltot at November 13, 2024 05:32 PM (D7oie)

171 There are two facts in life:

Rachel Zegler is assho

Jenny Ortega is spanky nom nom

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 13, 2024 05:33 PM (M7vhK)

172 They're quiet cause that got their asses kicked.

Like Joe Pesci in Raging Bull.

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2024 05:33 PM (fV+MH)

173 Antifa is organizing for inauguration protests

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 13, 2024 05:33 PM (0JWOm)

174 "He does need to ensure that his DOJ investigates Fani Willis, Nathan Wade, Alvin Bragg, Letitia James, Jack Smith, and Merrick Garland."

For starters, Ace.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you... at November 13, 2024 05:33 PM (NFX2v)

175 Joe Biden: The 21st century Neville Chamberlain.
Posted by: zombie at November 13, 2024 05:30 PM (pMi6S)
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Neville Chamberlain went through WW1 and saw the horror. That goes a long way to explain his ongoing appeasement of Hitler.

Joe is not and will never be fit to even tie Neville's shoes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 13, 2024 05:33 PM (tT6L1)

176 Dick Van Dyke killed Mary Poppins not in a good way.

"Oy Mayre, id'a kum up ya chimney like a propa limey!"
Posted by: Auspex at November 13, 2024 05:30 PM (0S27Y)

Brits have far worse accents than Dick Van Dykes' out there.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 05:33 PM (n7h9X)

177 That movie may never get released at this rate

They've already dumped 350 million+ into the Snow White remake, at this point they may as well Batgirl it because it ain't gonna earn in the theater. All this dumb bint had to do is keep her trap shut and maybe there was a shot, maybe people might have forgotten by the time it reached theaters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 05:34 PM (Hh1ER)

178 You know who else met with his predecessor?

That's right:

HITLER!!

Posted by: Sharkman at November 13, 2024 05:34 PM (/RHNq)

179 From buzzfeed....

Poor Whoopi....wasting away...

Whoopi Goldberg Tried To Relate To Viewers By Saying That She Is Also “Having A Hard Time” Financially, And Can’t Afford To Stop Working On “The View”

Whoopi, who is on a multi-million-dollar contract with the ABC talk show, said: “I appreciate that people are having a hard time, me, too — I work for a living!”

-----

Omg. That nasty hag has a second home on an island off the coast of Sicily. Cry me a river.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:34 PM (4tmpE)

180 I'm just curious... Does the Assistant AG have to go through confirmation ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2024 05:34 PM (IyPmt)

181 >>> Demonstrating that they've learned nothing. They will flit to a more bubbly bubble where they can lie to each other in bubble guarded bliss only ever interrupted by the occasional screeching and shaving of heads of people blindsided by reality.

But they know the real party is at X.

Posted by: LizLem at November 13, 2024 05:34 PM (OArhE)

182 Wonder how much of the two hours Trump and Biden spent having a laugh riot talking about Kamala.

Biden probably showed Trump Barry's real birth certificate.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 13, 2024 05:34 PM (ig8VZ)

183 Regarding the photo:

Just a coupe of hetero cis white men protecting the patriarchy from our brown queer goddess.

Stop it, guys! Get out of the way! Stop thwarting history!

Posted by: zombie at November 13, 2024 05:35 PM (pMi6S)

184 It's high damn time a Republican President got a physically imposing PressSec. I like Tyrus for it. He's smart. Hands like a gorilla's. Seems like an honest guy, too, amazingly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2024 05:35 PM (7oYYI)

185 Biden probably showed Trump Barry's real birth certificate.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 13, 2024 05:34 PM (ig8VZ)

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I'm dead.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:35 PM (4tmpE)

186 I dunno, I don't think the asshoes will just roll over and play dead. They will try *something*...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket


Almost every dem in DC is guilty. Of something. Epstein's Island. Diddy's parties. Looting the treasury. I think most are running scared.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 13, 2024 05:35 PM (kPAiX)

187 Did-did-did-did you see the frightened ones?
Did-did-did-did you hear the falling bombs?

Goodbye, blue sky
Goodbye, blue sky
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 13, 2024 05:27 PM


Mr. Blue Sky
Please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long (so long)
Where did we go wrong?

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 13, 2024 05:35 PM (VGRuw)

188 I wouldn't put it past Biden, and the Democrats, to be acting nice because they're plotting their next coup attempt.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 13, 2024 05:35 PM (5uIH1)

189 Wonder how much of the two hours Trump and Biden spent having a laugh riot talking about Kamala.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 13, 2024 05:31 PM (mzoqX)

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"Look fat, I really fucked her over good and proper for you by immediately endorsing her after they threw me out on my diaper, putting on that red MAGA hat, and calling your supporters 'garbage.' You're gonna give me 10% of your campaign war chest, amirite?"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 13, 2024 05:35 PM (O8Sub)

190 91 Does Trump have a press secretary yet?

I'd love 4 years of Alex Jones.
Posted by: Stateless at November 13, 2024 05:24 PM (jvJvP)
James Woods.

Posted by: Eromero at November 13, 2024 05:36 PM (LHPAg)

191
"Take care of your feet. They're like hands for your legs."

~ Jerry Van Dyke

Posted by: From the TV show "Coach" at November 13, 2024 05:36 PM (DobEs)

192 It would not be uncharacteristic of Trump to bury the hatchet. I hope he resists, or has enough people around him to discourage this and push for the necessary reckonings.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 13, 2024 05:36 PM (h/ffs)

193 Biden probably showed Trump Barry's real birth certificate.

And the dog carcasses.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 13, 2024 05:36 PM (mH6SG)

194 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 13, 2024 05:36 PM (Zz0t1)

195 Whoopi's estimated net worth is around $60 million.

Whoopi seems to be out crazying the crazy on the view.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 13, 2024 05:36 PM (tT6L1)

196 "Whoopi Goldberg Tried To Relate To Viewers By Saying That She Is Also “Having A Hard Time” Financially, And Can’t Afford To Stop Working On “The View”

Maybe lay off the Ding Dongs, liar.

Posted by: fd at November 13, 2024 05:36 PM (vFG9F)

197 Biden probably showed Trump Barry's real birth certificate.
Posted by: Mallamutt{/i]

The real shocker is that it says "Female."

Posted by: zombie at November 13, 2024 05:36 PM (pMi6S)

198 Weasel pre-approves of anything Trump decides to do.

Posted by: Weasel at November 13, 2024 05:36 PM (fghTy)

199 He doesn't need to persecute random Democrats. He does need to ensure that his DOJ investigates Fani Willis, Nathan Wade, Alvin Bragg, Letitia James, Jack Smith, and Merrick Garland.

Amen.

Garland's chestnuts roasting on an open fire - what a wonderful seasonal image.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 13, 2024 05:36 PM (Da7Vv)

200 unitalic

Posted by: zombie at November 13, 2024 05:36 PM (pMi6S)

201 "Biden Administration Declares Trump Cabinet As 'Unqualified'"
=================

The Babylon Bee nails it again

https://tinyurl.com/9msdxpum

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 13, 2024 05:37 PM (0ws71)

202 I have information that will lead to the arrest and conviction of Eleanor Roosevelt.

Posted by: Real Dick Van Dyke at November 13, 2024 05:37 PM (oEWLd)

203 Trump Shouldn’t Hire Kristi Noem, Or Anyone Else, To Run DHS. He Should Abolish It - The Federalist

This.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 13, 2024 05:37 PM (/U5Yz)

204 Biden probably showed Trump Barry's real birth certificate.

And the dog carcasses.

And proof that Michelle is actually Big Mike.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:37 PM (4tmpE)

205 >>Biden probably showed Trump Barry's real birth certificate.


He showed Trump Michele Obama's Cock Ring -

'Pulled it off her penis myself. My word as a Biden!'

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 05:37 PM (z/jjr)

206 It's really amazing how CNN, and the media in general, sucks SOOOO bad.

"Look at the imagery. The fire, the bust of MLK on one side and JFK on the other.......wow."

WTF?!? Your point. It's stupid and irrelevant. Ignorant twat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 13, 2024 05:37 PM (Zz0t1)

207 What is Whoopi Goldberg's net worth?

Goldberg's net worth is estimated to be a cool $60 million.

I'm sure the Bidenflation is really killing her

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2024 05:37 PM (oZhjI)

208 @153/Maj. Healey: "I want Zeldin to insist that all EPA cafeterias serve nothing but fatty beef in plastic containers."

Meatsnack!

Posted by: Roger the Cat at November 13, 2024 05:37 PM (O7YUW)

209 It makes me kind of giggle a bit watching lefties yell that they are leaving Twitter because of the "rise of hate speech" on it.

Elon absolutely jammed a reporter interviewing him on this, he couldn't list a single example, he couldn't even keep his story straight, saying he saw it a lot then claiming he wasn't even on Twitter often, then finally admitting he had no examples.

Its not the "hate speech," its the lack of echo chamber, its the fact that they can't pour their nonsense into the pool without being corrected or hearing another side.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 05:37 PM (Hh1ER)

210 Trump Part Two: Biden’s Revenge

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 13, 2024 05:37 PM (g/4UX)

211 91 Does Trump have a press secretary yet?

He needs a host of them. Let them rotate, join into tag-teams. Keep it interesting, the media off balance. This one beleaguered press secretary routine needs to end.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 13, 2024 05:38 PM (h/ffs)

212 "Whoopi Goldberg Tried To Relate To Viewers By Saying That She Is Also “Having A Hard Time” Financially, And Can’t Afford To Stop Working On “The View”

Maybe lay off the Ding Dongs, liar.
Posted by: fd at November 13, 2024 05:36 PM (vFG9F)

Whoopi eating Ding Dongs seems cannibalistic, for some reason.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 13, 2024 05:38 PM (VNX3d)

213 This is going to going on for a while. I'm looking forward to the Ambassador parade. The UK ambassador is going to be a real fun one. Some of the comments on Trump coming from the Left over there have been disturbing, and just yesterday the PM refused to counter them or apologize for high level dignitaries in his government using the "literal Hitler" lines.

So, you can bet whomever lands the UK position is going to be very loyal and outspoken. I think the same can be said for Canada, as well.
Posted by: Orson at November 13, 2024 05:24 PM (dIske)


Do Ambassadors need to be citizens? Cuz, if not, Katie Hopkins would be hilarious as Ambassador the UK.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 13, 2024 05:38 PM (ExV1e)

214 The real shocker is that it says "Female."
Posted by: zombie at November 13, 2024 05:36 PM (pMi6S)



Nah....He's a man's man. If you're a white man that likes to suck 1/2 black cock, that is......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 13, 2024 05:38 PM (Zz0t1)

215 Trump never seemed to have personal animosity towards Joe. So this doesn't surprise me. He probably knows the Meat Puppet is just a puppet made of meat. You get angry and the hands moving the puppet and the voices putting words in its mouth, not with the puppet itself.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 13, 2024 05:38 PM (xcxpd)

216 You know you're truly back at AoS when you leave a formatting tag unclosed.

Posted by: zombie at November 13, 2024 05:39 PM (pMi6S)

217 Hi, Christy!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:25 PM (4tmpE)

Hey! Are you still in SC? I am out West, after a move in 2015 back to our old college stomping ground. Between the move, after 20yrs in our house, and 3yrs of remodeling this house while we lived through it...well, I looked like we came via wagon train.

I am also a refined Southern Nana since 2018 for two gorgeous kids...the girl takes after me and I am delighted and happy.

Hope you are doing well. I have lurked some over the years. So Ace can't get rid of me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 13, 2024 05:39 PM (gi+MR)

218 Trump should make Biden his Press Secretary.

That would be the ultimate Roll.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 05:39 PM (z/jjr)

219 Trump should bring Major back to the WH, appoint him press secretary, and every press briefing should just be Major biting and chasing reporters.

Posted by: Cujo at November 13, 2024 05:39 PM (2K65t)

220 It's high damn time a Republican President got a physically imposing PressSec. I like Tyrus for it. He's smart. Hands like a gorilla's. Seems like an honest guy, too, amazingly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2024 05:35 PM (7oYYI)

---------------

His interview with Trump was amazing, showing the latter's humble & philanthropist side that few had ever seen -- let alone knew existed.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 13, 2024 05:39 PM (O8Sub)

221 Does Trump have a press secretary yet?

I'd love 4 years of Alex Jones.
Posted by: Stateless at November 13, 2024 05:24 PM (jvJvP)
James Woods.


Lot of talk about Alina Habba. A real smoke show. I would actually watch those press conferences and briefings.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 13, 2024 05:39 PM (ig8VZ)

222 I'm sure the Bidenflation is really killing her
Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2024 05:37 PM (oZhjI)


General inflation of her body is killing her

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 13, 2024 05:39 PM (NtVYv)

223 Susan Collins has already come out against Gaetz. Maine, you suck.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 13, 2024 05:39 PM (pmB3q)

224 Biden probably showed Trump Barry's real birth certificate.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 13, 2024 05:34 PM (ig8VZ)
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Both Biden and Trump were betrayed by the Deep State. Joe thought he had them because he loyally served them, even at the cost to his health and family reputation, and then they did him dirty.

DOCTOR Jill hates Kamala and so does Joe, so twisting the knife is that much more enjoyable.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 05:39 PM (llXky)

225 Does Trump have a press secretary yet?

I'd love 4 years of Alex Jones.
Posted by: Stateless at November 13, 2024 05:24 PM (jvJvP)


Tony Hinchcliffe

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 13, 2024 05:39 PM (ExV1e)

226 He showed Trump Michele Obama's Cock Ring -

'Pulled it off her penis myself. My word as a Biden!'

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 05:37 PM (z/jjr)

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Thanks. I nearly choked to death reading that. Well done.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:39 PM (4tmpE)

227 Charlie Kirk has found a new driver.

https://tinyurl.com/s2ns2urz

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 13, 2024 05:39 PM (/U5Yz)

228 Recount triggered in PA Senate race.
Sigh...
It never ends.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 13, 2024 05:39 PM (t/2Uw)

229 PDT, magnanimous in victory.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 13, 2024 05:40 PM (t8vHj)

230 What was the point of the "roaring fire" behind them?

Seriously... it was about a few seconds away from a huge natural gas blow off...

On a 60F day in the capitol city.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 13, 2024 05:40 PM (Q4IgG)

231 139 I always liked Jerry Van Dyke better.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

My Mother the Car!

Posted by: Ann Sothern at November 13, 2024 05:40 PM (nS6qG)

232 I'm just curious... Does the Assistant AG have to go through confirmation ?

All US Attorneys do.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 13, 2024 05:40 PM (Da7Vv)

233 This is going to going on for a while. I'm looking forward to the Ambassador parade. The UK ambassador is going to be a real fun one. Some of the comments on Trump coming from the Left over there have been disturbing, and just yesterday the PM refused to counter them or apologize for high level dignitaries in his government using the "literal Hitler" lines.

So, you can bet whomever lands the UK position is going to be very loyal and outspoken. I think the same can be said for Canada, as well.
Posted by: Orson at November 13, 2024 05:24 PM (dIske)

Do Ambassadors need to be citizens? Cuz, if not, Katie Hopkins would be hilarious as Ambassador the UK.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 13, 2024 05:38 PM (ExV1e)

Tommy Robinson. Then they would have to let him out of prison.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 05:40 PM (n7h9X)

234 *PHILANTHROPIC side ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 13, 2024 05:40 PM (O8Sub)

235 It hearkens back to my naive salad days when we had elections and there was an air of graciousness in the wake of the outcome.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 13, 2024 05:24 PM (YIxO9)


No matter the name on the jersey, the uniparty always won.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 13, 2024 05:40 PM (ExV1e)

236 Run the building, air conditioning and all, off solar panels and windmills. As well as the nearby cell towers.


Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 13, 2024 05:40 PM (8AONa)

237 Trump never seemed to have personal animosity towards Joe. So this doesn't surprise me. He probably knows the Meat Puppet is just a puppet made of meat. You get angry and the hands moving the puppet and the voices putting words in its mouth, not with the puppet itself.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 13, 2024 05:38 PM (xcxpd)



Trump is VERY good at playing the game. He's had to deal with governments and hostiles all over the world for DECADES in his businesses.

He takes very little personally, I'm sure. Not to mention the fact that he just beat the living shit out of Bush, Clinton, Owebama, Biden, AND Harris like he was a drunken Emhoff on his girlfriend at a Christmas party.

He's on cloud 9.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 13, 2024 05:41 PM (Zz0t1)

238 >>Thanks. I nearly choked to death reading that.


I thought it was a Bracelet!

Posted by: Donald Trump's Scalp Merkin at November 13, 2024 05:41 PM (z/jjr)

239 230 What was the point of the "roaring fire" behind them?

Seriously... it was about a few seconds away from a huge natural gas blow off...

On a 60F day in the capitol city.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 13, 2024 05:40 PM (Q4IgG)

They're both elderly. The chill of the grave is ever present.

Posted by: 29 at November 13, 2024 05:41 PM (2K65t)

240 LOL now Nancy Pelosi is blaming Biden for "immediately endorsing Kamala", she claims that "made an open primary impossible"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 05:25 PM (Hh1ER)


I'd love to see Biden respond with "well, no shit."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 13, 2024 05:41 PM (ExV1e)

241 Whoopi eating Ding Dongs seems cannibalistic, for some reason.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 13, 2024 05:38 PM (VNX3d)

**snort**

Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 13, 2024 05:41 PM (k9OZB)

242 228 Recount triggered in PA Senate race.
Sigh...
It never ends.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 13, 2024 05:39 PM (t/2Uw)

I guess we can kiss that seat goodbye

Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2024 05:41 PM (IyPmt)

243 James Woods.
Posted by: Eromero at November 13, 2024 05:36 PM (LHPAg)

I would swoon and watch every day because I love him.

His brain, at least. Normally I only love Mel Gibson.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 13, 2024 05:41 PM (gi+MR)

244 I'm thinking we should give Gaetz a chain saw as an appointment present. Or, we could go big and get him a wood chipper.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 13, 2024 05:41 PM (0ws71)

245 I just realized that Trump is using Obama's "stray voltage" technique and leaning into the commie's freakouts. I bet it will be on thing after another for the next six months until the Left is exhausted.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 13, 2024 05:42 PM (Lt3SL)

246 Oh and Cornyn and the rest of your senate cronies are publicly and privately saying they won’t confirm Gaetz. There your “republican” senate you guys, already going against the citizens will. They’re citing a duty to advise and consent. lol.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 13, 2024 05:42 PM (pmB3q)

247 Trump is VERY good at playing the game. He's had to deal with governments and hostiles all over the world for DECADES in his businesses.

He takes very little personally, I'm sure. Not to mention the fact that he just beat the living shit out of Bush, Clinton, Owebama, Biden, AND Harris like he was a drunken Emhoff on his girlfriend at a Christmas party.

He's on cloud 9.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 13, 2024 05:41 PM (Zz0t1)

Good points, Sponge

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 13, 2024 05:42 PM (xcxpd)

248 The UK ambassador is going to be a real fun one. Some of the comments on Trump coming from the Left over there have been disturbing, and just yesterday the PM refused to counter them or apologize for high level dignitaries in his government using the "literal Hitler" lines.


The UK is breaking down doors and arresting people for Facebook posts.

Who's Hitler?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 13, 2024 05:42 PM (Zz0t1)

249 >>Recount triggered in PA Senate race.


Marc Elias is Enemy of the State #1.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 05:42 PM (z/jjr)

250 Trump Shouldn’t Hire Kristi Noem, Or Anyone Else, To Run DHS. He Should Abolish It - The Federalist

This.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 13, 2024 05:37 PM (/U5Yz)

Don’t disagree but you need to figure out how to securely have national intelligence / security agencies share information timely.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 13, 2024 05:42 PM (D6PGr)

251 Heh...

A St. Petersburg-based technology company has filed a trademark application in Russia for a new vodka brand named Trumpovka in honor of U.S. President-elect Donald Trump.
https://tinyurl.com/2p9v8nds

Posted by: Orson at November 13, 2024 05:42 PM (dIske)

252
Good points, Sponge
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at November 13, 2024 05:42 PM (xcxpd)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 13, 2024 05:42 PM (Zz0t1)

253 Are there that many drugs...

New York Post
@nypost

Whoopi Goldberg reveals on 69th birthday that she likes ‘to be eaten from time to time’ https://trib.al/70wN4i7

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 13, 2024 05:43 PM (TGPs7)

254 Hey! Are you still in SC? I am out West, after a move in 2015 back to our old college stomping ground. Between the move, after 20yrs in our house, and 3yrs of remodeling this house while we lived through it...well, I looked like we came via wagon train.

I am also a refined Southern Nana since 2018 for two gorgeous kids...the girl takes after me and I am delighted and happy.

Hope you are doing well. I have lurked some over the years. So Ace can't get rid of me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 13, 2024 05:39 PM (gi+MR)

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I'm still in Savannah, GA. Lost my husband suddenly and inexplicably the day after Easter in 2023. It's been a journey. Our son was married two weeks after the memorial service. He and his wife are doing well, and I'm adjusting this new life. Slowly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:43 PM (4tmpE)

255 249 Marc Elias is Enemy of the State #1.
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024

He is so slimy.

Posted by: Piper at November 13, 2024 05:43 PM (pRpzT)

256 Top picture caption: WINNERS

Posted by: Ciampino - Jawohl Mein Fuhrer at November 13, 2024 05:43 PM (i0xsb)

257 This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at November 13, 2024 05:43 PM (DobEs)

258 @endwokeness

Disney's Snow White (Rachel Zegler) says she hopes harm befalls Trump and all his voters:



Pissing on 74 million Americans is good for box office sales?

Disney should whip a restraining order on this c*nt and prevent her from speaking for a few months........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 13, 2024 05:44 PM (Zz0t1)

259 I'd like to see the Trump administration move forward with human rights sanctions against Britain for the free speech arrests and making a big showing in accepting refugees from the benighted island.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2024 05:44 PM (oZhjI)

260 I misspelled 'gag order.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 13, 2024 05:44 PM (Zz0t1)

261 Mr. Blue Sky
Please tell us why
You had to hide away for so long (so long)
Where did we go wrong?
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 13, 2024 05:35 PM (VGRuw)

**Baby Groot dances all around**

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 13, 2024 05:44 PM (yKhjs)

262 What was the point of the "roaring fire" behind them?

Seriously... it was about a few seconds away from a huge natural gas blow off...

On a 60F day in the capitol city.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 13, 2024 05:40 PM (Q4IgG)

---------------

AI #DeepFake, like that fake Oval Office they built for F. Joe?

Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 13, 2024 05:44 PM (O8Sub)

263 253 Are there that many drugs...

New York Post
@nypost

Whoopi Goldberg reveals on 69th birthday that she likes ‘to be eaten from time to time’ https://trib.al/70wN4i7
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 13, 2024 05:43 PM (TGPs7)

That'd like eating a week-old shrimp salad sandwich that had been abandoned on the sidewalk.

Posted by: 29 at November 13, 2024 05:44 PM (2K65t)

264 I'm going to liken the start of the Trump presidency to a prize fight. Trump has put them on the ropes and he's refusing to clinch, instead, continues to work the body.

Remains to be seen how all 12 rounds will play out.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 13, 2024 05:44 PM (tT6L1)

265 Huh.

Ok.

*shrugs*

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2024 05:45 PM (/q7Zd)

266 HAH!

TheBabylonBee 14m
Trump Nomination Of Matt Gaetz Raises Eyebrows

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 13, 2024 05:45 PM (IG4Id)

267 197 Biden probably showed Trump Barry's real birth certificate.
Posted by: Mallamutt{/i]

The real shocker is that it says "Female."
Posted by: zombie at November 13, 2024 05:36 PM (pMi6S)

The real shocker would be if Michelle's says "Female."

Posted by: tankdemon at November 13, 2024 05:45 PM (JFjh0)

268 @nypost

Whoopi Goldberg reveals on 69th birthday that she likes ‘to be eaten from time to time’ https://trib.al/70wN4i7
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 13, 2024 05:43 PM (TGPs7)



Weight loss program. I, for one, won't be eating ANYTHING for a few days after THAT imagery.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 13, 2024 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)

269 Karoline Leavitt has served Trump well and would make a fine Press Secretary. She is fun to look at too, and only 27.

Posted by: Acme Employment Agency at November 13, 2024 05:45 PM (nS6qG)

270 The steal is on in PA. Even when they lose they never really lose.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 13, 2024 05:45 PM (g/4UX)

271 This is reminiscent of Literal Hitler having a discussion with Literal Daladier at Munich.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 13, 2024 05:45 PM (Vyll1)

272 Oh, *that's* where he went. May he be as successful as pillow mogul David Hogg.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

--------------

The problem for them is that they attract all the people who want censorship, control, wokeness, etc.
There is only one direction it can go, and it is not good. Soon they will start shadow banning each other until the site is dead.

Posted by: Gentlemen, time for a reckoning at November 13, 2024 05:46 PM (v57ms)

273 "President-Elect Trump has beclowned himself with these appointments," said Senator Elizabeth Warren, handing her makeup bag to Admiral Levine. "These are serious roles with real responsibilities. We need the absolute best, and -- hey, has anyone seen my luggage?"

Fox News correspondent Peter Doocy asked if the White House had any official statement about Trump's selections, to which Karine-Jean Pierre screamed, "I'm gay" and ran out of the room sobbing.

At publishing time, the people responsible for Afghani civilians hanging on to a cargo plane's wheel well stated that Trump's choice for Secretary of Defense was incompetent.

--Babylon Bee satire on Trump's picks being called unqualified

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 05:46 PM (Hh1ER)

274 Dick Van Dyke, 98, Suggests He’d Rather Die Than See Another Four Years of Trump

He stands a very good chance of getting his wish.

BONUS! (Classic TV Version): Please let it be from tripping over an ottoman. Please let it be from tripping over an ottoman! Please let it be from tripping over an ottoman!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 13, 2024 05:46 PM (eDfFs)

275 You almost can't see me in that Picture.

Almost.

Posted by: The Glass Ceiling at November 13, 2024 05:46 PM (z/jjr)

276 > Elon absolutely jammed a reporter interviewing him on this, he couldn't list a single example, he couldn't even keep his story straight, saying he saw it a lot then claiming he wasn't even on Twitter often, then finally admitting he had no examples.

BBC reporter James Clayton. Musk slapped him around like a $2 whore caught stealing her John's wallet.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 13, 2024 05:46 PM (Odg76)

277 While I like the old fashioned Washington DC inauguration, Mar-a-lago in the winter would be lovely. Melania would have the place decked out and PDT could be sworn in at home. Ron DeSantis would make sure the protestors are nowhere near Trump. The after party would be great.

Posted by: Megthered at November 13, 2024 05:46 PM (mAWUX)

278 If these two can meet amicably for a few hours then families can have thanksgiving together.
Forget the whiners who want us divided and isolated.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2024 05:46 PM (/q7Zd)

279 LOL now Nancy Pelosi is blaming Biden for "immediately endorsing Kamala", she claims that "made an open primary impossible"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 05:25 PM (Hh1ER)

I'd love to see Biden respond with "well, no shit."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 13, 2024 05:41 PM (ExV1e)

That absolutely happened. Nancy is more senile than Biden if she didn't see that coming and took steps first. Harris was chosen as a threat against a coup. You have to set off the detonator if they call the bluff.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 05:46 PM (n7h9X)

280 Don’t disagree but you need to figure out how to securely have national intelligence / security agencies share information timely.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 13, 2024 05:42 PM (D6PGr)
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LOL.

No. Get rid of them all. They don't actually do anything but spy on Americans.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 05:46 PM (llXky)

281 Every sentient being knew that endorsing Kamala was Joe's way of dropping a deuce in the punchbowl as security was escorting him out.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2024 05:27 PM (guGkK)


I think Kamala or one of her buddies on the staff sent that one out, and the Bidens decided to shove it down their throats good and hard.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 13, 2024 05:46 PM (D7oie)

282 Whoopi Goldberg reveals on 69th birthday that she likes ‘to be eaten from time to time’ https://trib.al/70wN4i7
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 13, 2024 05:43 PM (TGPs7)


The only people who would do it are 70 + year old butch lesbians.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 13, 2024 05:46 PM (D6PGr)

283 I'm adjusting this new life. Slowly.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:43 PM (4tmpE)

Yeah, 14 years and I'm still adjusting.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 13, 2024 05:46 PM (pohLc)

284 Andy Kim
@AndyKimNJ

I was originally going to hold off on commenting on nominations at this stage but I cannot stay quiet here. I don’t need a confirmation hearing to know that Matt Gaetz is not qualified for Attorney General. I will not support his confirmation.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 13, 2024 05:46 PM (TGPs7)

285 270 The steal is on in PA. Even when they lose they never really lose.
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 13, 2024 05:45 PM (g/4UX)

Which would put us back to 52 seats.. And we can se from the reaction to Gaetz nomination, it's still full of RINO'S

Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2024 05:47 PM (IyPmt)

286 "He doesn't need to persecute random Democrats. He does need to ensure that his DOJ investigates Fani Willis, Nathan Wade, Alvin Bragg, Letitia James, Jack Smith, and Merrick Garland."

Seems like a very short list...

Posted by: just saying at November 13, 2024 05:47 PM (Uy/WF)

287 No media outlet should be give a press pass until they publicly apologize for all the lies they spread about Trump. No media in the first Press Briefing, no problem.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 13, 2024 05:47 PM (PiwSw)

288 Speaking of relics that just won't die.

The Red Pope Wants a Global Financial Revolution for Climate

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 13, 2024 05:47 PM (/U5Yz)

289 While I like the old fashioned Washington DC inauguration, Mar-a-lago in the winter would be lovely. Melania would have the place decked out and PDT could be sworn in at home. Ron DeSantis would make sure the protestors are nowhere near Trump. The after party would be great.
Posted by: Megthered at November 13, 2024 05:46 PM (mAWUX)

He should absolutely do this. They rioted at his first one.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 05:47 PM (n7h9X)

290 Trump hasn't appointed RFKjr yet

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 13, 2024 05:47 PM (0JWOm)

291 Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:43 PM (4tmpE)

My Mom, brother and his wife live in Statesboro. We are hoping to visit them some time next spring. I'll wave and say hi.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 13, 2024 05:47 PM (Ad8y9)

292 I thought the View was going off the air?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 13, 2024 05:47 PM (Zz0t1)

293
Demonstrating that they've learned nothing. They will flit to a more bubbly bubble where they can lie to each other in bubble guarded bliss only ever interrupted by the occasional screeching and shaving of heads of people blindsided by reality.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 13, 2024 05:27 PM (ExV1e)

There is a woman who goes by Gothix who has a youtube channel, and the reality blindside happened to her. She's got a documentary on Amazon discussing her conversion from angry progressive to a conservative believer in Christ, and would appreciate the views if any are interested.

Posted by: Moki at November 13, 2024 05:48 PM (wLjpr)

294 Yeah, 14 years and I'm still adjusting.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 13, 2024 05:46 PM (pohLc)

Huge hugs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:48 PM (4tmpE)

295 Nancy sure is complaining a lot lately.
Does she need to speak to the manager???

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2024 05:48 PM (/q7Zd)

296 I'd like to see the Trump administration move forward with human rights sanctions against Britain for the free speech arrests and making a big showing in accepting refugees from the benighted island.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2024 05:44 PM (oZhjI)

------------

Great idea -- THOSE are the kind of asylum seekers we want coming here ... legally.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 13, 2024 05:48 PM (1u0wM)

297 Rachel Zegler has got to be one of the dumbest people in Hollywood and that says a lot. The movie she's in Snow White may never be seen and her babbling about white supremacy and Trump etc isn't helping . Add to that the fact that the strikes caused the number of productions to drop and you realize that no director or producer will want to work with the little snot ever again

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 13, 2024 05:48 PM (b2/S2)

298 The only place wokeness can thrive is using other people's money or other people's productivity.
They survive as a grift in NGOs, University, government, HR departments, ...

Posted by: Gentlemen, time for a reckoning at November 13, 2024 05:48 PM (v57ms)

299 It's kind of fun how each of Trump's selections has been abused by the organization that abused them.

Nice to see you, Christopher R. Taylor. Was wondering how you have been doing.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 13, 2024 05:48 PM (/RHNq)

300 He and his wife are doing well, and I'm adjusting this new life. Slowly.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:43 PM (4tmpE)



God Bless you, fine lady.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 13, 2024 05:48 PM (Zz0t1)

301 Speaking of relics that just won't die.

The Red Pope Wants a Global Financial Revolution for Climate
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 13, 2024 05:47 PM (/U5Yz)

Doesn't sound very religious to me, Papa. Only climate in the Bible was Noah's flood and we have a promise not to do that.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 05:49 PM (n7h9X)

302 @nypost

Whoopi Goldberg reveals on 69th birthday that she likes ‘to be eaten from time to time’ https://trib.al/70wN4i7
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 13, 2024 05:43 PM

Like a wharf at low tide.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 13, 2024 05:49 PM (+oR7L)

303 My Mom, brother and his wife live in Statesboro. We are hoping to visit them some time next spring. I'll wave and say hi.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 13, 2024 05:47 PM (Ad8y9)

Statesboro is an hour west of Savannah. I'll wave back!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:49 PM (4tmpE)

304 Marc Elias is Enemy of the State #1.
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024

He is so slimy.
Posted by: Piper at November 13, 2024 05:43 PM (pRpzT)
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The problem they're going to have is that it always goes the same way, to the same party, and in the same places with the same official. This shit is too obvious to ignore. Not one seat every turns to the GOP, it's always more ballots that you must count and break existing rules.

I'm thinking the Supremes are finally going to take this up because this is the third senate election to turn on the exact same method.

There's also bipartisan interest in knowing where those 18 million Democrats went.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 05:49 PM (llXky)

305 >>Whoopi Goldberg reveals on 69th birthday that she likes ‘to be eaten from time to time’


The only 2 things worse than The View;
The Smell
and
The Taste.

Posted by: Ted Danson at November 13, 2024 05:49 PM (z/jjr)

306 Is Trump seriously considering Matt Gaetz? He's kind of a nut at times, isn't he? We need someone more serious, I think.

Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2024 05:49 PM (79pEw)

307 I'm pretty much already off the Trump Train. It's been a week and there has not been one word about The Gorilla Channel.

Posted by: MAKE THEM FIGHT! at November 13, 2024 05:50 PM (2K65t)

308 Yeah, like Andy Kim not supporting a Trump appointment is a huge surprise.

Tell us how you won that election fair and square in one of the most corrupt places in the US, Andy!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 13, 2024 05:50 PM (tT6L1)

309 onah Goldberg
@JonahDispatch

I cannot imagine why someone would vote to confirm Matt Gaetz for host at Red Lobster, never mind Attorney General of the United States.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 13, 2024 05:50 PM (TGPs7)

310 God Bless you, fine lady.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 13, 2024 05:48 PM (Zz0t1)

And you, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:50 PM (4tmpE)

311 The only place wokeness can thrive is using other people's money or other people's productivity.
They survive as a grift in NGOs, University, government, HR departments, ...
Posted by: Gentlemen, time for a reckoning at November 13, 2024 05:48 PM (v57ms)

Doesn't survive there long, there is always someone woker coming to purge you with violence.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 05:50 PM (n7h9X)

312 Matt Gaetz passed the bar on his first try, unlike the Democrats choice for President

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 13, 2024 05:50 PM (yEuRi)

313 Poor Nancy. Her arch nemesis won, again.

Posted by: davidt at November 13, 2024 05:51 PM (i0F8b)

314 Those who launched the lawfare must be held accountable.

He doesn't need to persecute random Democrats. He does need to ensure that his DOJ investigates Fani Willis, Nathan Wade, Alvin Bragg, Letitia James, Jack Smith, and Merrick Garland.

--
Yes, definitely.There are also individuals that have been at it over the years. Shit-4-brains always maintained that 'we' had all the evidence to prove 'Russia Russia'. Let's askhim to put up or suffer the consequences.
On the quiet it would be nice to find dirt on Nancy, and others.

Posted by: Ciampino - Jawohl Mein Fuhrer! at November 13, 2024 05:51 PM (i0xsb)

315 I mean, she pulled a coup and is b#tching that he kneecapped her execution of it.

How about you retire, you traitorous beyotch?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2024 05:51 PM (SgYdh)

316 I heard that liberal retard and NBA coach Gregg Popavitch had a mild stroke.

Take that as a sign. Trump won, time for you to retire and abuse your maid.

I don't want to hear from you until your HoF speech, if you make it that far.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 13, 2024 05:51 PM (Zz0t1)

317 yeah after 2016 i downgraded him to Maro Rubo.

Posted by: ace at November 13, 2024 04:03 PM (KRtlO)

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Put that "I" down! "I"s are for closers only. You think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you! I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Rubo? You call yourself a politician, you son of a bitch?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 13, 2024 05:51 PM (6ydKt)

318
And you, too.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:50 PM (4tmpE)



Thank you. Very much.....This year is almost over......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 13, 2024 05:51 PM (Zz0t1)

319 I would pay good money to watch Whoopie get eaten, by a crocodile.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 13, 2024 05:51 PM (pohLc)

320 Imma ordering from Uber Eats tonight. Such a winning day has left me too tired to heat anything up. And I hate cooking for just myself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:52 PM (4tmpE)

321 Trump is, of course, smoking out his opposition with the appointments. He holds the whip, to mix metaphors.

Posted by: tubal at November 13, 2024 05:52 PM (PCK5/)

322 312 Matt Gaetz passed the bar on his first try, unlike the Democrats choice for President

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 13, 2024 05:50 PM

----

I've never passed a bar in my life.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at November 13, 2024 05:52 PM (+oR7L)

323 “ Jonah Goldberg
@JonahDispatch

You fat jackass. Have the salad, and stop sitting around on your couch pulling Doritos out of your sweaty fat rolls.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 13, 2024 05:52 PM (kACBq)

324 Point of detail : Harris was not the Dem's choice for President. Biden was.

Posted by: Boulder Terlit Hobo at November 13, 2024 05:52 PM (AKtM8)

325 onah Goldberg
@JonahDispatch

I cannot imagine why someone would vote to confirm Matt Gaetz for host at Red Lobster, never mind Attorney General of the United States.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 13, 2024 05:50 PM (TGPs7)

You would know about hosting the all you can eat at Red Lobster you fat slob.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 13, 2024 05:52 PM (D6PGr)

326 Whoopi's estimated net worth is around $60 million.

Whoopi seems to be out crazying the crazy on the view.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 13, 2024 05:36 PM (tT6L1)


Rumor is she is on her way off the View.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 13, 2024 05:52 PM (D7oie)

327
I cannot imagine why someone would vote to confirm Matt Gaetz for host at Red Lobster, never mind Attorney General of the United States.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 13, 2024 05:50 PM (TGPs7)
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The irony here is that Goldberg is even less qualified.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 05:52 PM (llXky)

328 Everyone of these airhead megadonors believed in the cheat and thought he cheat was in and they were being tipped off because of their "status", mostly their own perception of themselves. Classic salesmanship.

The Cheat was vey real. The DS won last time but the grifters won this time because everyone was watching for it. The DS doesn't care because the see all that is left is ruin.

Posted by: pawn at November 13, 2024 05:53 PM (QB+5g)

329 Trump's campaign should spend their remaining funds running that interview clip 24x7 of Pelosi insisting that the #BadOrangeMan WOULD NEVER BECOME PRESIDENT.

Never gets old ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 13, 2024 05:53 PM (1u0wM)

330 You want Margot Robbie nude covered in rose petals

You'll settle for Gal Godot nude covered in furs

You'll get Whoopie nude with a yeast infection

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 13, 2024 05:53 PM (b2/S2)

331 Jonah Goldberg... the punchline for so many many jokes....

Posted by: tubal at November 13, 2024 05:53 PM (PCK5/)

332 As I said on the thread below...Jonah has not yet gotten over Trump's comment that he only has one pair of brown pants. That wounded Jonah.

It was in 2015 in an interview and he has gone downhill since. I am pretty sure he wears a bad toupee.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 13, 2024 05:54 PM (gi+MR)

333
You'll get Whoopie nude with a yeast infection
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 13, 2024 05:53 PM (b2/S2)

Makes retching sounds

Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2024 05:54 PM (IyPmt)

334 Any deception knowingly lying about health should in these cases suffer severe judgments.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 13, 2024 05:54 PM (cbIZt)

335 I hope a Gaetz DoJ goes after PA and Tiny Josh Shapiro for voter fraud.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 13, 2024 05:54 PM (kACBq)

336 Sadly for you, Jonah, no one cares what you can imagine. Your time is over.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 13, 2024 05:54 PM (SgYdh)

337 Garland's chestnuts roasting on an open fire

For those who don't understand, "chestnuts" are what you get when somebody kicks a male in the groin, really hard.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 13, 2024 05:54 PM (Da7Vv)

338 Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️
@0liviajulianna

I was a teenage girl when Matt Gaetz decided it was appropriate to body shame and belittle me as a sitting member of Congress and now I get to sit and watch him be nominated as Attorney General of the United States.

Absolutely shameful

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 13, 2024 05:54 PM (TGPs7)

339 Last time Jonah was in a Red Lobster the threw a fit that all you can eat shrimp did not include a couple of lobsters as well.

Well, Paolo and I were mortified! I mean, more then usual.

I tell you this he went to his cuck shed with out his Nintendo Switch that night!

Posted by: The Fair Lady Jessica at November 13, 2024 05:54 PM (oZhjI)

340 314 Those who launched the lawfare must be held accountable.

--
Yes, definitely.There are also individuals that have been at it over the years.
Posted by: Ciampino

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I prefer if he works on the system that allowed bad people to be bad. The courts, the broken elections, the IC power, the bloated government, the unfireable bureaucrats, ......

Posted by: Gentlemen, time for a reckoning at November 13, 2024 05:54 PM (v57ms)

341 Jonah Goldberg, world famous for having a sister with big Tatas.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 13, 2024 05:55 PM (pohLc)

342 327
I cannot imagine why someone would vote to confirm Matt Gaetz for host at Red Lobster, never mind Attorney General of the United States.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 13, 2024 05:50 PM (TGPs7)
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The irony here is that Goldberg is even less qualified.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 05:52 PM (llXky)

I trust that fat fuck is a subject-matter expert on Red Lobster.

Posted by: MAKE THEM FIGHT! at November 13, 2024 05:55 PM (2K65t)

343 Whoopi Goldberg reveals on 69th birthday that she likes ‘to be eaten from time to time’

*shoves lunch plate away*

well I can live on oxygen and hope I guess

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 05:55 PM (Hh1ER)

344 335 I hope a Gaetz DoJ goes after PA and Tiny Josh Shapiro for voter fraud.
Posted by: Vengeance at November 13, 2024 05:54 PM (kACBq)

Throw AZ and NV in there

Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2024 05:55 PM (IyPmt)

345 I hope a Gaetz DoJ goes after PA and Tiny Josh Shapiro for voter fraud.
Posted by: Vengeance at November 13, 2024 05:54 PM (kACBq)

WI, MI, and AZ as well - at a minimum.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 13, 2024 05:55 PM (VNX3d)

346 Jonah knows Red Lobster hosts as he has been sued by several for running them over to get to the all you can eat shrimp

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 13, 2024 05:55 PM (b2/S2)

347
As a side note:

This is the 15th year of Ted Kennedy's sobriety. Let's all take a moment to acknowledge this accomplishment.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 13, 2024 05:55 PM (+oR7L)

348 Jonah Goldberg is the Jen Rubin of Bret Stephens.

Posted by: mr tmz at November 13, 2024 05:55 PM (rJ48h)

349 Trump Shouldn’t Hire Kristi Noem, Or Anyone Else, To Run DHS. He Should Abolish It - The Federalist

This.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 13, 2024 05:37 PM (/U5Yz)


Was the DHS created via legislation? Why, yes it was. That means it can only be abolished via legislation. Who here believes Congress would do that? C'mon, show your hands, don't be shy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 13, 2024 05:55 PM (ExV1e)

350 Absolutely shameful

She looks like she ate Jonah Goldberg...and that is no mean feat.

Posted by: The Fair Lady Jessica at November 13, 2024 05:55 PM (oZhjI)

351 Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️
@0liviajulianna

I was a teenage girl when Matt Gaetz decided it was appropriate to body shame and belittle me as a sitting member of Congress and now I get to sit and watch him be nominated as Attorney General of the United States.

Absolutely shameful
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 13, 2024 05:54 PM (TGPs7)

teenagers can't be congressmen.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 05:55 PM (n7h9X)

352 Trump is, of course, smoking out his opposition with the appointments. He holds the whip, to mix metaphors.
Posted by: tubal at November 13, 2024 05:52 PM (PCK5/)
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Yeah, I wouldn't read too much into this. Most administrations take months to get their nominees put together. Gaetz is not the indispensable man, and Trump can come up with far more savage alternatives.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 05:55 PM (llXky)

353 Recount for senate but not for pres?
It's because Shapiro is allied to Casey but not to Harris

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 13, 2024 05:56 PM (0JWOm)

354 Jonah Goldberg... the punchline for so many many jokes....
Posted by: tubal at November 13, 2024 05:53 PM (PCK5/)

--

and he is too self-absorbed to realize it. he has no clue just how ridiculous he is. His is the only book I've ever thrown in the trash.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 13, 2024 05:56 PM (Ad8y9)

355 I'm concerned about the PA Senate. They just triggered a recount, so I hope the RNC lawyers are all over it, watching closely. That's an old, very establishment, Democrat on the verge of losing. He will use every dirty trick he can to pull out the win.


Meanwhile, as to Gaetz:

I think he's a smokescreen.

Nominating him will draws fire, which allows the rest of the cabinet, specifically the Sec Def, to get approved with little opposition.

After that, Gaetz will withdraw before the vote is held (where he would probably only get 45 or so votes anyway), and Trump gets someone less infamous installed, who will nonetheless go to war on the DOJ.

Nominating Gaetz is the "thank you" from Trump for his loyalty in the campaign. Him winning, I seriously doubt, is the plan.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 13, 2024 05:56 PM (pZ0Mr)

356 Was the DHS created via legislation? Why, yes it was. That means it can only be abolished via legislation. Who here believes Congress would do that? C'mon, show your hands, don't be shy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 13, 2024 05:55 PM (ExV1e)

They can cut staff to two people and a janitor.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 05:56 PM (n7h9X)

357 "He doesn't need to persecute random Democrats. He does need to ensure that his DOJ investigates Fani Willis, Nathan Wade, Alvin Bragg, Letitia James, Jack Smith, and Merrick Garland."

-----------------------

And Fauci. And Wray and any in the FBI who committed perjury to Congress. And if Hillary and/or Pelosi open their yap, them too...

Posted by: bearski at November 13, 2024 05:56 PM (Bhsk7)

358 teenagers can't be congressmen.

LOL yeah well the wording was not great. They stopped making kids learn to diagram sentences by the time I was in high school, I doubt she has even heard of the term

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 05:57 PM (Hh1ER)

359 It’s like Goldberg wanted to be slammed with all you can eat fat jokes with that comment.

Fat and dumb is no way to go through life.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 13, 2024 05:57 PM (D6PGr)

360 Was the DHS created via legislation? Why, yes it was. That means it can only be abolished via legislation. Who here believes Congress would do that? C'mon, show your hands, don't be shy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 13, 2024 05:55 PM (ExV1e)
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Trump can refuse to sign any bill that funds more than one department and then do a rally tour in the states of recalcitrant RINOs pointing out their hypocrisy when they offer up bloated pork-filled bills.

He can also order a hiring freeze and refuse to fill any appointments and direct the agencies to do nothing.

They will die out on their own.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 05:58 PM (llXky)

361 I'm still in Savannah, GA. Lost my husband suddenly and inexplicably the day after Easter in 2023. It's been a journey. Our son was married two weeks after the memorial service. He and his wife are doing well, and I'm adjusting this new life. Slowly.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:43 PM (4tmpE)

I am so sorry, Jane. I remember now, Savannah...a lovely place. Prayers for your strength, and I know you have that in abundance.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 13, 2024 05:58 PM (gi+MR)

362 >>I was a teenage girl when Matt Gaetz decided it was appropriate to body shame and belittle me as a sitting member of Congress and now I get to sit and watch him be nominated as Attorney General of the United States.

>Absolutely shameful


Are you still fat?

...asking for a friend who is into Whale Watching.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 05:58 PM (z/jjr)

363 BTW, I think Trump is dead serious concerning Gaetz.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 13, 2024 05:58 PM (pohLc)

364 Posted by: Shenanigans at November 13, 2024 05:56 PM (pZ0Mr)

Let it go to a vote. Pull off the remaining GOP masks.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 13, 2024 05:58 PM (D6PGr)

365 He does need to ensure that his DOJ investigates Fani Willis, Nathan Wade, Alvin Bragg, Letitia James, Jack Smith, and Merrick Garland.

===

Sounds good to me !

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 05:59 PM (V13WU)

366
Relative chances of progs either finally accepting or giving up on the fact they lost or becoming violent?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 13, 2024 05:59 PM (EsZUh)

367
There's going to be a lot of talk about Trump needing to "extend the olive branch." NO.


How about if we take on a more elaborate version of "NO". Like,"fuck you, you commie cocksuckers"

Those ass spelunkers pull that shit every time they lose an election, like when Dubya was re-elected. IN HIS OFFICIAL CONCESSION SPEECH, Harry Reid said, "Congratulations, now you need to compromise with us"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 13, 2024 06:00 PM (y9nCu)

368 There's also bipartisan interest in knowing where those 18 million Democrats went.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 05:49 PM (llXky)

Actually looks like we are 8 million total votes less in 2024 vice 2020.

But that is with over 3 million more new citizens... so... yeah...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 13, 2024 06:00 PM (QAkQ3)

369 They stopped making kids learn to diagram sentences by the time I was in high school, I doubt she has even heard of the term
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 05:57 PM (Hh1ER)

Tangentially: nerd that I am, I liked diagramming sentences in vocabulary class. It was my kind of puzzle.

But, I suck at math. To each his own.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 13, 2024 06:00 PM (Ad8y9)

370 and he is too self-absorbed to realize it. he has no clue just how ridiculous he is. His is the only book I've ever thrown in the trash.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 13, 2024 05:56 PM (Ad8y9)
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No, he knows. I've seen his twitter feed. It's very negative overall, but it's the only attention he gets, so he takes it.

At this point he and French, Kristol, etc. use hate mail to show that they are at least relevant. They aren't, but they feel better.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 06:00 PM (llXky)

371 The Gaetz nomination may very well be a warning shot across the bow of certain people in the administrative state. It may cause a few of them to leave before PDT takes office.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 13, 2024 06:00 PM (tT6L1)

372 becoming violent?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

This
They always get violent

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 13, 2024 06:00 PM (0JWOm)

373 So in PA did McCormick end up with the lead ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2024 06:00 PM (IyPmt)

374 > Matt Gaetz passed the bar on his first try, unlike the Democrats choice for President

Random question, but does anyone here know why Sovereign Citizen nutbars think members of the bar are somehow working for the English crown?

I know the simple answers that they're wrong and they're stupid. But usually there's a little bit of logic behind their insane claims. For example their driving vs travelling claims rely on definitions from an out of date edition of Black's Law Dictionary. Does anyone know the back story?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 13, 2024 06:00 PM (Odg76)

375 Trump can refuse to sign any bill that funds more than one department and then do a rally tour in the states of recalcitrant RINOs pointing out their hypocrisy when they offer up bloated pork-filled bills.

He can also order a hiring freeze and refuse to fill any appointments and direct the agencies to do nothing.

They will die out on their own.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 05:58 PM (llXky)

I like the shuffle treatment. Move departments to unused army bases. Have housing on base. Then every few months move them again. If they keep up with that, well they have determination.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 06:00 PM (n7h9X)

376 41 >>-Dick Van Dyke, 98, Suggests He’d Rather Die Than See Another Four Years of Trump


Canada can help you, Dick.

Posted by: garrett at

Posted by: T-1000 series at November 13, 2024 06:01 PM (DsA2n)

377 We need Steven Cheung for press sec. He is gnarly

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 13, 2024 06:01 PM (NtVYv)

378 a side note:

This is the 15th year of Ted Kennedy's sobriety. Let's all take a moment to acknowledge this accomplishment.


Something we all can raise a toast for......

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 13, 2024 06:01 PM (ig8VZ)

379 >>Relative chances of progs either finally accepting or giving up on the fact they lost or becoming violent?


Apparently, they are going to kill themselves after their own families before learning this lesson.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 06:01 PM (z/jjr)

380 Trump should turn congress into a fight club.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 13, 2024 06:01 PM (cbIZt)

381 I guess Biden failed the “would you kill Hitler if you could test”.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 13, 2024 06:02 PM (Vh9CX)

382 41 >>-Dick Van Dyke, 98, Suggests He’d Rather Die Than See Another Four Years of Trump
Canada can help you, Dick.
Posted by: garrett

Not to worry, Dick, not to worry.

Posted by: The Grim Reaper at November 13, 2024 06:02 PM (DsA2n)

383 >>I like the shuffle treatment. Move departments to unused army bases. Have housing on base. Then every few months move them again. If they keep up with that, well they have determination.


Curtail Spending in unique, but equitable, ways.

We'll pay for your food.
In the Congressional Cafeteria. And ONLY in the Congressional Cafeteria.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 06:02 PM (z/jjr)

384 Frank Pavone for Ambassador to the Vatican

Posted by: Ranger Gord at November 13, 2024 06:03 PM (XOuOx)

385 299 It's kind of fun how each of Trump's selections has been abused by the organization that abused them.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 13, 2024 05:48 PM (/RHNq)
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Not sure what that means. Of course if you are abused by XYZ then XYZ is the abuser.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, una spiegazione sarebbe utile at November 13, 2024 06:03 PM (i0xsb)

386 I think Trump should have an inauguration quietly at Mar-A-Lago. I worry about the left sending out bunches of violent nuts in Antifa or people in "From the River to the Sea" bigots and anti semites to DC. Heck, when Cal Coolidge was sworn in it was by his dad in their home in New England because the President had died.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2024 06:03 PM (vef3C)

387 They stopped making kids learn to diagram sentences by the time I was in high school, I doubt she has even heard of the term
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 05:57 PM (Hh1ER)

Tangentially: nerd that I am, I liked diagramming sentences in vocabulary class. It was my kind of puzzle.

But, I suck at math. To each his own.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 13, 2024 06:00 PM (Ad8y9)

I liked math so I was calcuating 71 to power 35 or some such in boring classes. Or outlining imaginary wars on imaginary maps.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 06:03 PM (n7h9X)

388 Penis van Lesbian needs to follow up on his fainting-couch whining.

Just go! You've stayed your hour! *waves hand*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 13, 2024 06:03 PM (Ad8y9)

389 And yeah it's official.
Trump put out statements on nominating Rubio to SoS and named Tulsi as DNI around 3pm today on Truth Social.

Rubio -
https://tinyurl.com/5dwtk8e9

Gabbard -
https://tinyurl.com/y265r9ee

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 13, 2024 06:03 PM (6ydKt)

390 I was a teenage girl when Matt Gaetz decided it was appropriate to body shame and belittle me as a sitting member of Congress and now I get to sit and watch him be nominated as Attorney General of the United States.

>Absolutely shameful

Yes it is! You need to drop a few more pounds there missy.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 13, 2024 06:04 PM (icmmM)

391 Reuters: Trump tapa incendiary congressman Gaetz for AG.

Oooooh scary, he likes wants to burn things.

Fuck the MSM

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 13, 2024 06:04 PM (g/4UX)

392 I like the shuffle treatment. Move departments to unused army bases. Have housing on base. Then every few months move them again. If they keep up with that, well they have determination.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 06:00 PM (n7h9X)
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You don't even have to go that far. Just put a hiring freeze in place. Freeze all promotions. Refuse to fill any appointments within the organization and order them to concentrate on administrative tasks, like full inventory of all office supplies down to individual pieces of paper.

It's go away.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 06:04 PM (llXky)

393 After that, Gaetz will withdraw before the vote is held (where he would probably only get 45 or so votes anyway), and Trump gets someone less infamous installed, who will nonetheless go to war on the DOJ.

Nominating Gaetz is the "thank you" from Trump for his loyalty in the campaign. Him winning, I seriously doubt, is the plan.
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 13, 2024 05:56 PM (pZ0Mr)


If Trump was a normal Politician, I'd agree, but he is not... he is PISSED...

They went through his wifes UNDERWEAR. They have lied and persecuted him more than any other American in History. He is in more Courts charged with more stupid shit, then any Felon in history.

He was impeached for a PHONE CALL as President...

It's time for a reckonin.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 13, 2024 06:04 PM (QAkQ3)

394 Trump hasn't appointed RFKjr yet
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 13, 2024 05:47 PM (0JWOm)


IIRC, they said he would be in an unappointed advisory role at something to do with health cuz they didn't think they could get him through the Senate.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 13, 2024 06:04 PM (ExV1e)

395
Was the DHS created via legislation? Why, yes it was. That means it can only be abolished via legislation. Who here believes Congress would do that? C'mon, show your hands, don't be shy.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 13, 2024 05:55 PM (ExV1e)

They can cut staff to two people and a janitor.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 05:56 PM (n7h9X)


Why so large a staff?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 13, 2024 06:05 PM (y9nCu)

396 It's been a journey.

I was just sitting today and suddenly it hit me so hard about how my father is not here for me to talk to about something. I had to fight back tears and felt so lonely. He died in 1988.

Some pains just never fully fade, but we can get through it, especially with the love and power of Jesus.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 06:05 PM (Hh1ER)

397 I was a teenage girl when Matt Gaetz decided it was appropriate to body shame and belittle me as a sitting member of Congress and now I get to sit and watch him be nominated as Attorney General of the United States.

>Absolutely shameful

Yes it is! You need to drop a few more pounds there missy.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 13, 2024 06:04 PM (icmmM)

Probably needs to stop sitting and watching CSPAN

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 06:05 PM (n7h9X)

398 Dick Van Dyke, 98, Suggests He’d Rather Die Than See

That's ok. Our 97 year old former organist voted for Trump all three times.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 13, 2024 06:05 PM (vef3C)

399 378 Something we all can raise a toast for......

did someone say "toast"?

Posted by: talkie toaster at November 13, 2024 06:05 PM (v3pYe)

400
Frank Pavone for Ambassador to the Vatican
Posted by: Ranger Gord at November 13, 2024 06:03 PM (XOuOx)

________

*polite cough*

Ambassadors are accredited to the Holy See. Vatican City is just the administrative center thereof.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 13, 2024 06:05 PM (EsZUh)

401 Hmmm.... are any of these folks on the Project 2025 Lists?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 13, 2024 06:05 PM (QAkQ3)

402 49 Trump probably told FJB he would pardon Hunter.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 13, 2024 05:19 PM (/U5Yz)

I had the same thought. Would DJT tell Joe that he'll spare his son if Joe cooperates on some bigger targets? Does Joe love his only son enough to go along (not being sarcastic there)?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 13, 2024 06:06 PM (lg881)

403 Why so large a staff?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 13, 2024 06:05 PM (y9nCu)

So they can report on each other.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 06:06 PM (n7h9X)

404 Didn't post in the last thread, but I'm not too keen on Tulsi being DNI but whatever.

I am keen on Gaetz for one reason and one reason only... his mere presence will fumigate the DOJ of the Obama plants. He will also not start bullsh*t special prosecutor hitjobs on the administration.

Posted by: Defenestratus at November 13, 2024 06:06 PM (grzsq)

405 I was a teenage girl when Matt Gaetz decided it was appropriate to body shame and belittle me as a sitting member of Congress and now I get to sit and watch him be nominated as Attorney General of the United States.

>Absolutely shameful

Well I never....

Posted by: Nekkid Lardass on Ottoman at November 13, 2024 06:06 PM (pohLc)

406 Why so large a staff?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 13, 2024 06:05 PM (y9nCu)

-- --

It's government.
There is a requirement that you must always hire two people to watch one person work.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 13, 2024 06:06 PM (6ydKt)

407 Sadly, I never learned how to diagram a sentence, which I think hurts me sometimes as a writer. I have a very strong instinctual sense of how a sentence should fit together, but I still don't know the technical aspects of it and screw up at times.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 06:06 PM (Hh1ER)

408 >>did someone say "toast"?

Now that you mention it...I DO smell Toast!

Posted by: Greg Popavich at November 13, 2024 06:07 PM (z/jjr)

409
"Random question, but does anyone here know why Sovereign Citizen nutbars think members of the bar are somehow working for the English crown?"

You made me curious, so I had to look this up, and actually found the answer! Be warned; this is Lyndon LaRouche level nutbaggery. What they believe:

"In the United States, the lawyers' "bar" stands for "British Accredited Registry" and is part of a property-grabbing conspiracy."

Um - yeah. Well that's news to eveyone who's actually a member of any bar association, that's for sure.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 13, 2024 06:07 PM (wyMQY)

410 Did Obama have any nominees not confirmed? Did Biden? No they all go through with 70 votes.

But the useless sacks of shit Republican senators will block all of Trump’s people. The party is need of a big enema.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 13, 2024 06:07 PM (g/4UX)

411
Why so large a staff?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 13, 2024 06:05 PM (y9nCu)

So they can report on each other.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 06:06 PM (n7h9X)



Ah, tryouts. Joker-style.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 13, 2024 06:07 PM (y9nCu)

412 407 Sadly, I never learned how to diagram a sentence, which I think hurts me sometimes as a writer. I have a very strong instinctual sense of how a sentence should fit together, but I still don't know the technical aspects of it and screw up at times.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 06:06 PM (Hh1ER)

That situation is something Up with which you should not Put.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 13, 2024 06:08 PM (wyMQY)

413 Biden Meets With Literal Hitler; Exchanges Smiles and Pleasantries With Literal New Fuhrer
_______________

Kinda like Hindenburg meeting Adolf, then?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 06:08 PM (YqDXo)

414 "In the United States, the lawyers' "bar" stands for "British Accredited Registry" and is part of a property-grabbing conspiracy."

Funny, I always thought that BAR stood for Browning Automatic Rifle.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 06:08 PM (Hh1ER)

415 No shit I had no idea that’s what Bar stood for. I thought it was because they’re all alcoholics. 😆

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 13, 2024 06:09 PM (g/4UX)

416 agree Romeo

this shit is PERSONAL

also I like Gaetz as AG!

why the hell not???? LFG!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 13, 2024 06:09 PM (s3qiR)

417 I bet the two of them shouted, "Fuck Kamala! Fuck Pelosi! Fuck Schumer!" at the same time while toasting their political demise.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 13, 2024 06:09 PM (icmmM)

418 Trump's campaign should spend their remaining funds running that interview clip 24x7 of Pelosi insisting that the #BadOrangeMan WOULD NEVER BECOME PRESIDENT.

Trump's campaign should spend it's remaining funds to pay the Kamala staffers who didn't get paid for the last two weeks. The little folks only. Talk about how even though we're on different sides, they're Americans and shouldn't get screwed over just because they trusted a Democrat.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 13, 2024 06:09 PM (ExV1e)

419 The one thing I heard Thune say was he was going to work with all the Republican Party, to try to enact their blah blah blah.

All I heard was "We must continue to fund Ukraine, and give the perpetual war machine all it wants... and more!"

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2024 06:10 PM (dGCAG)

420 Why so large a staff?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 13, 2024 06:05 PM (y9nCu)

You always have someone in the office to turn down expense reports, administrative law changes, office equipment, supply, and staffing requests. Even if one is out on vacation, someone is available with the REJECTED stamp.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 13, 2024 06:10 PM (VNX3d)

421
Kinda like Hindenburg meeting Adolf, then?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 06:08 PM (YqDXo)

_________

Joe probably addressed PDT as "Ron".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 13, 2024 06:10 PM (EsZUh)

422 You'll settle for Gal Godot nude covered in furs

I'm not sure you've really captured the concept of settling.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 13, 2024 06:10 PM (ExV1e)

423 Because I love you all

https://tinyurl.com/mr3ddfhv

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 13, 2024 06:10 PM (EQvEk)

424 > Some pains just never fully fade, but we can get through it, especially with the love and power of Jesus.

I empathize.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 13, 2024 06:11 PM (Odg76)

425 302 @nypost

Whoopi Goldberg reveals on 69th birthday that she likes ‘to be eaten from time to time’ https://trib.al/70wN4i7
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 13, 2024 05:43 PM

Like a wharf at low tide.


leave me out of this

Posted by: michael dorn at November 13, 2024 06:11 PM (v3pYe)

426 Just remember the restraining order fat boy. And no, clams are not a sandwich.

Posted by: Manager of Jonah Goldberg's Local Red Lobster at November 13, 2024 06:11 PM (oEWLd)

427 "In the United States, the lawyers' "bar" stands for "British Accredited Registry" and is part of a property-grabbing conspiracy."
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Funny, I always thought that BAR stood for Browning Automatic Rifle.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 06:08 PM (Hh1ER)

I thought it was what Daniel Boone kilt.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2024 06:11 PM (dGCAG)

428 Did Obama have any nominees not confirmed? Did Biden? No they all go through with 70 votes.

But the useless sacks of shit Republican senators will block all of Trump’s people. The party is need of a big enema.
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald


I wonder how many of congresses names are on either Diddy's list or Epstein's list?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 13, 2024 06:11 PM (kPAiX)

429 Murkowski and Colins are automatic no votes. That leaves 51. They can lose one more since Vance will be the tiebreaker. Cornyn drops to 50 most likely.

Which cuck drops to 49?

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 13, 2024 06:11 PM (g/4UX)

430 Would DJT tell Joe that he'll spare his son if Joe cooperates on some bigger targets? Does Joe love his only son enough to go along (not being sarcastic there)?

That's the speculation, and that Hunter is a cooperating human source who handed in that laptop.

Posted by: t-bird at November 13, 2024 06:11 PM (ueHpO)

431 Sadly, I never learned how to diagram a sentence, which I think hurts me sometimes as a writer. I have a very strong instinctual sense of how a sentence should fit together, but I still don't know the technical aspects of it and screw up at times.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 06:06 PM (Hh1ER)

Me too. I do have a good knack for making sentences and paragraphs work, but I often run into instances that leave me doubting.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 13, 2024 06:12 PM (Ad8y9)

432 SOME of Trump's picks surprise me. It's like he's putting together a Cabinet of political celebrities. I'd be happy with hearing names I'd never heard before, meaning someone super-qualified had been plucked from obscurity to serve. I hope the picks he's making aren't based on the person's newsworthiness.

IMO FWIW YMMV

Posted by: Don Black at November 13, 2024 06:12 PM (/7KEl)

433 That situation is something Up with which you should not Put.

Well yes, there's always that: sometimes breaking the rules results in a far better sentence. Patrick O'Brian would violate the rules for sentence structure like Mike Tyson beating a child. But it WORKED, and other great writers such as Elmore Leonard would do it as well.

By as my mom used to tell me when I was learning to play the piano: "you have to learn the rules before you can break them."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 06:12 PM (Hh1ER)

434
You always have someone in the office to turn down expense reports, administrative law changes, office equipment, supply, and staffing requests. Even if one is out on vacation, someone is available with the REJECTED stamp.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 13, 2024 06:10 PM (VNX3d)


Hi there.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 13, 2024 06:12 PM (NtVYv)

435 Because I love you all

https://tinyurl.com/mr3ddfhv
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 13, 2024 06:10 PM

ACK!!!!! TPHHHHT!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 13, 2024 06:12 PM (Wnv9h)

436 Funny, I always thought that BAR stood for Browning Automatic Rifle.

Which is a wicked BAR to pass...if you're on the business end of it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 13, 2024 06:12 PM (mH6SG)

437 You'll settle for Gal Godot nude covered in furs
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I'm not sure you've really captured the concept of settling.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 13, 2024 06:10 PM (ExV1e)

If she doesn't have tape over her mouth, that might be less than ideal.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2024 06:13 PM (dGCAG)

438
Geraldo Rivera
@GeraldoRivera

Matt Gaetz is a douche. So bad for Attorney General. Gross.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 13, 2024 06:13 PM (TGPs7)

439 414 "In the United States, the lawyers' "bar" stands for "British Accredited Registry" and is part of a property-grabbing conspiracy."

Funny, I always thought that BAR stood for Browning Automatic Rifle.


'round my place, it was always "bus address register", generally paired with "failed uni".

Posted by: anachronda at November 13, 2024 06:13 PM (v3pYe)

440 Whoopi Goldberg reveals on 69th birthday that she likes ‘to be eaten from time to time’

We wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot pole.

Posted by: Flesh-Eating Bacteria at November 13, 2024 06:13 PM (RFx0q)

441 Did Obama have any nominees not confirmed? Did Biden? No they all go through with 70 votes.

But the useless sacks of shit Republican senators will block all of Trump’s people. The party is need of a big enema.
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 13, 2024 06:07 PM (g/4UX)
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The Clintons suffered quite a few defeats, but as time passed, the racial YOLO wing took over the Dems, which is partly why they are where they are today.

The Trump revolution is in an earlier phase, so the Old Guard has not yet been purged. This kind of resistance will accelerate that, so that the worst offenders are purged via primaries. The Dems took 25 years to get where they are now. The GOP is actually moving much faster under Trump.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 06:13 PM (llXky)

442 They can cut staff to two people and a janitor.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 05:56 PM (n7h9X)


And it would be immediately re-staffed as soon as a Democrat is elected.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 13, 2024 06:13 PM (ExV1e)

443 He does need to ensure that his DOJ investigates Fani Willis, Nathan Wade, Alvin Bragg, Letitia James, Jack Smith, and Merrick Garland.
_________________

This.

With the Martian anal probe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 06:14 PM (YqDXo)

444 "I'm concerned about the PA Senate. They just triggered a recount, so I hope the RNC lawyers are all over it, watching closely."

I'd heard some precincts were (illegally of course) accepting late or undated ballots, and incomplete ballots ... it is their nature to steal elections.

I do wonder about AZ, WI (also late batches from Milwaukee), maybe MI, with probably much of the same old cheat, where for whatever reason it was close enough to steal, while Trump votes were not.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 13, 2024 06:14 PM (Cus5s)

445 Trump should appoint excommunicated Bishop Vigano as ambassador to the Holy See. Up your nose Frankie

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 13, 2024 06:14 PM (b2/S2)

446 SOME of Trump's picks surprise me. It's like he's putting together a Cabinet of political celebrities. I'd be happy with hearing names I'd never heard before, meaning someone super-qualified had been plucked from obscurity to serve. I hope the picks he's making aren't based on the person's newsworthiness.

IMO FWIW YMMV
Posted by: Don Black at November 13, 2024 06:12 PM (/7KEl)

There will be an awful lot of congresscritters whose seats need to be filled.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2024 06:14 PM (dGCAG)

447 Did Obama have any nominees not confirmed? Did Biden? No they all go through with 70 votes.

But the useless sacks of shit Republican senators will block all of Trump’s people. The party is need of a big enema.
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 13, 2024 06:07 PM (g/4UX)
__________________

I think Biden had a number of nominations rejected, but I'm not sure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 06:15 PM (YqDXo)

448 I thought it was what Daniel Boone kilt.

At the tender age of three, no less.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 06:15 PM (Hh1ER)

449 You'll settle for Gal Godot nude covered in furs

I'm not sure you've really captured the concept of settling.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 13, 2024 06:10 PM (ExV1e)


I agree. I'd rather bang Gal Godot than Margot Robbie.

Though either would be fine. I'm sure both of them have been dying for me to call.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 13, 2024 06:15 PM (eDfFs)

450 Another thing comes to mind: I'm sure the Dems are working overtime to flip some congressional Republicans over to the Dem side, to counter Trump.

Posted by: Don Black at November 13, 2024 06:15 PM (/7KEl)

451 A few us had suggested Vlad the Impaler for AG. Well, Gaetz may be the closest we can get in the real world.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 13, 2024 06:15 PM (XMwZJ)

452 440 Whoopi Goldberg reveals on 69th birthday that she likes ‘to be eaten from time to time’
Posted by: Flesh-Eating Bacteria

"Assistant crack whore trainee" now second-worst job.

Posted by: Auspex at November 13, 2024 06:15 PM (j4U/Z)

453 Geraldo Rivera
@GeraldoRivera

Matt Gaetz is a douche. So bad for Attorney General. Gross.


Hmm, we must be on the right track.

Posted by: t-bird at November 13, 2024 06:16 PM (Hgnyx)

454 Geraldo Rivera
@GeraldoRivera

Matt Gaetz is a douche. So bad for Attorney General. Gross.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 13, 2024 06:13 PM (TGPs7)

Only thing missing from Jerry's post is the girly waving-of-the- hands and the "eeewww, eeeeww, eewwww" while dancing on his wee feets.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 13, 2024 06:16 PM (Ad8y9)

455 >>Did Obama have any nominees not confirmed?


Merrick Garland.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 06:16 PM (z/jjr)

456 Geraldo Rivera
@GeraldoRivera

Matt Gaetz is a douche. So bad for Attorney General. Gross.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 13, 2024 06:13 PM (TGPs7)

Only thing missing from Jerry's post is the girly waving-of-the- hands and the "eeewww, eeeeww, eewwww" while dancing on his wee feets.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart

Did he post that from Al Capone's empty vault?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 13, 2024 06:16 PM (VNX3d)

457 I thought it was what Daniel Boone kilt.

At the tender age of three, no less.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 06:15 PM (Hh1ER)
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That was Davy Crockett.

Played by the same guy, though.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 13, 2024 06:17 PM (z0QHk)

458 Me too. I do have a good knack for making sentences and paragraphs work, but I often run into instances that leave me doubting.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 13, 2024 06:12 PM (Ad8y9)


Make it sound right, and try to make sure it is clear. Re-read it like a passive aggressive a-hole looking to intentionally misunderstand your clear, open prose

Then either rewrite or break it into two sentences.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 13, 2024 06:17 PM (D7oie)

459 I am worried about Pa Senate race,

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2024 06:17 PM (fwDg9)

460 Peter St Onge, Ph.D.profstonge
LA Times fires entire editorial board, will replace with Conservatives

-
Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 13, 2024 06:17 PM (L/fGl)

461 photo caption:

Donald: "I heard that you sonofabitch!"

Joe: "Ha ha, that one's gonna really stink the place up."

Posted by: wth at November 13, 2024 06:18 PM (v0R5T)

462 Sadly, I never learned how to diagram a sentence, which I think hurts me sometimes as a writer. I have a very strong instinctual sense of how a sentence should fit together, but I still don't know the technical aspects of it and screw up at times.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 06:06 PM (Hh1ER)

https://www.letsdiagram.com/

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 06:18 PM (n7h9X)

463 459 I am worried about Pa Senate race,
Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2024 06:17 PM (fwDg9)

Looks like they're gonna steal another one

Posted by: It's me donna at November 13, 2024 06:18 PM (IyPmt)

464 > I agree. I'd rather bang Gal Godot than Margot Robbie.

They're both gorgeous. Godot is more leggy than chesty. She's also more of an athletic build. They both have very attractive faces.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 13, 2024 06:18 PM (Odg76)

465 Geraldo Rivera
@GeraldoRivera

Matt Gaetz is a douche. So bad for Attorney General. Gross.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 13, 2024 06:13 PM (TGPs7)


This is parody, right?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 13, 2024 06:18 PM (D7oie)

466 Um - yeah. Well that's news to eveyone who's actually a member of any bar association, that's for sure.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 13, 2024 06:07 PM

Just for that, I leave you wth Lenka Koloma....and Doug!

https://youtu.be/eI6njtGHOAA

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 13, 2024 06:18 PM (Wnv9h)

467 No shit I had no idea that’s what Bar stood for. I thought it was because they’re all alcoholics. 😆
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 13, 2024 06:09 PM (g/4UX)
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For a time I worked for the State Bar of Michigan.

Girl at party: So where to do you work?

Me: State Bar of Michigan. Downtown Lansing.

Girl at party: I think I've been there. They had really good margaritas!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 06:18 PM (llXky)

468 Peter St Onge, Ph.D.profstonge
LA Times fires entire editorial board, will replace with Conservatives


Yeah. Remote workers from the Midwest.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 13, 2024 06:19 PM (kPAiX)

469 Matt Gaetz is a douche. So bad for Attorney General. Gross.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 13, 2024 06:13 PM (TGPs7)
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Says the 81 year old who likes to take shirtless selfies which show off his tats.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 13, 2024 06:19 PM (tT6L1)

470 better sentence. Patrick O'Brian would violate the rules for sentence structure

Fuggit, "write to the ear".

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 13, 2024 06:19 PM (/HDjX)

471 Peter St Onge, Ph.D.profstonge
LA Times fires entire editorial board, will replace with Conservatives

-
Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 13, 2024 06:17 PM (L/fGl)
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Reminder: Jen Rubin is the Washington Post's idea of a conservative.

Posted by: bluebell at November 13, 2024 06:19 PM (79pEw)

472 Whoopi Goldberg reveals on 69th birthday that she likes ‘to be eaten from time to time’
Posted by: Flesh-Eating Bacteria
__________________

Huma? You're up!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 06:19 PM (YqDXo)

473 I consider Margot Robie overrated and nearing the wall, she just looks harsh sometimes and Gal Gadot constantly looks amazing. Sounds stupid sometimes, but looks amazing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 06:20 PM (Hh1ER)

474 "I'm not to keen on (insert persons name here) for the (insert position here)

Have you informed Donald Trump of your displeasure and if he ever gets back to you will you share the results?

Posted by: I'll choose a new nick later-Certified Dangerous Radical at November 13, 2024 06:20 PM (89Sog)

475 Does Trump have a press secretary yet?
......

I still want Phil Swift.

Posted by: wth at November 13, 2024 06:20 PM (v0R5T)

476 I thought it was what Daniel Boone kilt.
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At the tender age of three, no less.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 06:15 PM (Hh1ER)
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That was Davy Crockett.

Played by the same guy, though.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 13, 2024 06:17 PM (z0QHk)

Kinda weird then, that Crockett would carve his name: D. Boon.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2024 06:20 PM (dGCAG)

477 For those debating Gal Godot v Margot Robbie, you'll still get Whoopi with a yeast infection

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 13, 2024 06:20 PM (b2/S2)

478 330 You want Margot Robbie nude covered in rose petals

You'll settle for Gal Godot nude covered in furs

You'll get Whoopie nude with a yeast infection

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 13, 2024 05:53 PM (b2/S2)
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Candida albicans is white - a white Whoopi?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un fungo at November 13, 2024 06:21 PM (i0xsb)

479 Guy's a Stud!

Heartland Signal
@HeartlandSignal

Markwayne Mullin in Oct. 2023 on Matt Gaetz: “We had all seen the videos he was showing on the House floor … of the girls that he had slept with. He’d brag about how he would crush ED medicine and chase it with an energy drink so he could go all night.”

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 13, 2024 06:21 PM (TGPs7)

480 They can cut staff to two people and a janitor.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 05:56 PM (n7h9X)

And it would be immediately re-staffed as soon as a Democrat is elected.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 13, 2024 06:13 PM (ExV1e)

They'd have to rebuild the old building first.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 06:22 PM (n7h9X)

481 I've been binging on liberal tears on Youtube today. If sorrow and madness were sugar, I would have diabetes.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 13, 2024 06:22 PM (Lt3SL)

482 Yeah. Remote workers from the Midwest.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 13, 2024 06:19 PM (kPAiX)
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Oooh, another idea for DHS and Education: authorize 100% remote work with no supervision or reporting requirements.

Total shutdown.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 06:22 PM (llXky)

483 NOOD

Posted by: barbarausa at November 13, 2024 06:22 PM (enw9G)

484 We could do a whole thread on how to write good.

I hate passive voice.

I also hate that people are afraid to use the word "me." It's a cromulent word.

One does not need to "reach out to myself." just be direct. "Call me if you have a problem."

I also hate "reach out." Blech.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 13, 2024 06:23 PM (Ad8y9)

485 They'd have to rebuild the old building first.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 06:22 PM (n7h9X)
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Yep. Let all the leased office space revert.

Surplus all the office equipment. Return the vehicle fleet leases early.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 06:23 PM (llXky)

486 Pres. Trump needs to issue Rules of Decorum to the White House Press Whores Corps. These dip$h!ts yelling like a bunch of cretins needs to stop.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at November 13, 2024 06:23 PM (pJWtt)

487 LAST!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 13, 2024 06:23 PM (Ad8y9)

488 Markwayne Mullin in Oct. 2023 on Matt Gaetz: “We had all seen the videos he was showing on the House floor … of the girls that he had slept with. He’d brag about how he would crush ED medicine and chase it with an energy drink so he could go all night.”
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 13, 2024 06:21 PM (TGPs7)

Trump already picked him . He doesn’t need more convincing.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 13, 2024 06:23 PM (D6PGr)

489 New York Post@nypost
CIA official with top security clearance charged for leaking highly classified docs about Israel’s plans to strike Iran

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His name is Asif W. Rahman. That might be a clue.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 13, 2024 06:23 PM (L/fGl)

490 Even young skinny Whoopi was no prize. How she got a big career in Hollywood is truly baffling, much less how people for some reason decided she was some sort of font of wisdom and truth.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 06:23 PM (Hh1ER)

491
Whoopi Goldberg reveals on 69th birthday that she likes ‘to be eaten from time to time’


Then her perpetual vaginal yeast infection piped up and cried, 'Gotcha covered, babe!'

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 13, 2024 06:24 PM (xG4kz)

492 We could do a whole thread on how to write good.

I hate passive voice.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 13, 2024 06:23 PM (Ad8y9)

The passive voice is hated by Pug.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 06:26 PM (n7h9X)

493 Banging hotties all night is a bad thing now?

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 13, 2024 06:26 PM (g/4UX)

494 Pres. Trump needs to issue Rules of Decorum to the White House Press Whores Corps. These dip$h!ts yelling like a bunch of cretins needs to stop.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at November 13, 2024 06:23 PM (pJWtt)

Elon should make an app where they press a button and get Queued up. Then put in a 'bug' where CNN never gets picked until one after the last question.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 06:29 PM (n7h9X)

495 New York Post@nypost
CIA official with top security clearance charged for leaking highly classified docs about Israel’s plans to strike Iran

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His name is Asif W. Rahman. That might be a clue.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 13, 2024 06:23 PM (L/fGl)

CIA too lazy to spy on Iranians in Iran, they hire them so they don't have to leave the conference room.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 06:31 PM (n7h9X)

496 48 All the "celebs" are leaving X and going to BlueSky.

Some soap actress called Elon an "evil oligarch."

BlueSky must be their safe place.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 13, 2024 05:19 PM (4tmpE)


Thanks for the tip, Jane! Now I'm off to do some epic, bigly trolling!

Posted by: kathysaysso at November 13, 2024 06:35 PM (Wdt/E)

497 Speaking of relics that just won't die.

The Red Pope Wants a Global Financial Revolution for Climate
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 13, 2024 05:47 PM (/U5Yz)

Stay in your lane, fodder.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 13, 2024 06:35 PM (iODuv)

498 Ambassadors are accredited to the Holy See. Vatican City is just the administrative center thereof.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


The list of Vatican See ambasadors since '68 is 'interesting,' to say the least.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 13, 2024 09:41 PM (IG4Id)

499 I imagine this is how the Hitler Mussolini talks went.

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