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"Power Lesbian" Chops Father Up With an Ax In Election Night Meltdown

This is what they champion as normal. This is what they have in mind for America's future, if you can call it that.

A nation of violent, hyperemotional, mentally fragile lunatics who've been so gaslit by the media they can no longer tell reality from hallucination.


A Blue Origin employee married to a prominent trans author has been accused of killing her elderly father with an ice axe on Election Night.

Corey Burke, 33, allegedly struck, stabbed and strangled her father, 67-year-old Timothy Burke, in a fatal attack at her $800,000 Seattle home on November 5.

Burke, a training manager at Jeff Bezos' rockets and spacecraft company, confessed to killing her father after he refused to turn off the lights, according to charging documents seen by DailyMail.com.

After emerging from the house with blood 'dripping' down her face, she confessed to police that she 'freaked out,' claiming there was 'something important about Election Day.'

Burke reportedly told detectives that 'she knew that she could not convince her father to keep the lights off', so went upstairs and retrieved the murder weapon.

She then tripped her father and strangled him before attacking him with the ice axe.

Burke then bit him and hit him several times in the head and side with the blunt and sharp ends of the ice axe, cops say. His body was found in the basement.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:20 PM




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1 yikes

Posted by: barbarausa at November 13, 2024 06:22 PM (enw9G)

2 Is she available? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 13, 2024 06:22 PM (iHitY)

3 >>author has been accused of killing her elderly father with an ice axe on Election Night.

Was he named Trotsky?

Posted by: Gentlemen, time for a reckoning at November 13, 2024 06:22 PM (v57ms)

4 >> She then tripped her father and strangled him before attacking him with the ice axe.

Yes, but can she cook?

Posted by: Vengeance at November 13, 2024 06:23 PM (iHitY)

5 "Burke reportedly told detectives that 'she knew that she could not convince her father to keep the lights off', so went upstairs and retrieved the murder weapon."

Well, what other choice did she have?

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 13, 2024 06:23 PM (VGRuw)

6 Blue Origin....don't they have Penis Rocket?

A lesbian employed by the makers of a penis rocket.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 13, 2024 06:23 PM (tT6L1)

7 She also bit him while strangling him.

phuchin psycho

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 13, 2024 06:24 PM (NtVYv)

8 “ Burke then bit him and hit him several times in the head and side with the blunt and sharp ends of the ice axe, cops say.”

“Cops say”? I guess her father was unavailable.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 13, 2024 06:24 PM (iHitY)

9 What the h is a "power lesbian"?

Posted by: Tuna at November 13, 2024 06:24 PM (oaGWv)

10 Out: shaving heads
In: caving in heads

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 13, 2024 06:24 PM (tT6L1)

11 Bail is set at $20.

Posted by: Seattle DA at November 13, 2024 06:24 PM (PiwSw)

12 Womyn be choppin'

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 13, 2024 06:25 PM (oEWLd)

13 The left is a nightmare. A cocktail of crazy.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 13, 2024 06:25 PM (w6EFb)

14 He needed it!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 13, 2024 06:25 PM (gbOdA)

15 Which is worse, power lesbian or power glutes.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2024 06:25 PM (dGCAG)

16 Is that like a power ranger?

Posted by: Roy at November 13, 2024 06:25 PM (z+ik4)

17 What the h is a "power lesbian"?
Posted by: Tuna at November 13, 2024 06:24 PM (oaGWv)

The only thing that comes to mind is a groomer.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 13, 2024 06:25 PM (VNX3d)

18 What the h is a "power lesbian"?

Posted by: Tuna at November 13, 2024 06:24 PM (oaGWv)

Tater.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 13, 2024 06:25 PM (i24o9)

19 Can't wait till Inauguration Day when they really start going nuts. Conceal Carry 24/7.

Posted by: Norman Spiny at November 13, 2024 06:25 PM (/bDMB)

20 Thanksgiving will still be awkward

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 13, 2024 06:25 PM (8AONa)

21 Corey Burke, 33, allegedly struck, stabbed and strangled her father, 67-year-old Timothy Burke, in a fatal attack at her $800,000 Seattle home on November 5.

Okay, I'll bite.

What possible relevance does the value of the damn house have to this story?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2024 06:25 PM (guGkK)

22 Clearly we need comprehensive ice axe control!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 06:25 PM (llXky)

23 Bullshit. This two nut job scenario was ripe for disaster regardless of any election
Sell your crazy somewhere else.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 13, 2024 06:25 PM (t8vHj)

24 "Power Lesbian" Chops Father Up With an Ax In Election Night Meltdown
______________

Norms restored.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 06:26 PM (YqDXo)

25 Wow, it's almost like people who don't acknowledge basic reality, do cray cray shit!

Who woulda thunk it!

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 13, 2024 06:26 PM (QAkQ3)

26 Well, someone has to say it:

Ramón Mercader did it better.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 13, 2024 06:26 PM (D7oie)

27 I hear the black community in the neighborhood was worried about an ASK murderer.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 13, 2024 06:26 PM (gbOdA)

28 I still am wondering what the heck a "power lesbian" means

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 06:26 PM (Hh1ER)

29 Mark Halperin was right.



Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 13, 2024 06:26 PM (3wi/L)

30 Everyone knows lesbians require batteries...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 13, 2024 06:26 PM (MeG8a)

31 Okay, I'll bite.

What possible relevance does the value of the damn house have to this story?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2024 06:25 PM (guGkK)
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They want you to know she was affluent, not a meth head from a trailer park.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 06:26 PM (llXky)

32 She seems nice.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 13, 2024 06:27 PM (Lt3SL)

33 Oddly, this reminds me of an ex girlfriend.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 13, 2024 06:27 PM (XASq/)

34 21 Corey Burke, 33, allegedly struck, stabbed and strangled her father, 67-year-old Timothy Burke, in a fatal attack at her $800,000 Seattle home on November 5.

Okay, I'll bite.

What possible relevance does the value of the damn house have to this story?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2024 06:25 PM (guGkK)

guarantee it was Dad's house.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 13, 2024 06:27 PM (QAkQ3)

35 Nothing mentally haywire in these people at all.

Nope.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2024 06:27 PM (guGkK)

36 What the actual fuck is a "power lesbian?"

Her father deserved far better. Rest in peace, sir.

We are surrounded by demons. never forget this.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 13, 2024 06:27 PM (Ad8y9)

37 What possible relevance does the value of the damn house have to this story?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2024 06:25 PM (guGkK)
_________________

To most of the country, $800,000 would signify wealth.

On the West Coast, it signifies poverty.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 06:27 PM (YqDXo)

38 Someone maybe inhaled bit too much red fuming nitric acid?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 13, 2024 06:27 PM (tT6L1)

39 Sure, "power lesbian" is a headline grabber but "Blue Origin employee married to a prominent trans author" pretty much explains the whole thing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 13, 2024 06:27 PM (ExV1e)

40 Can we add "A Clockwork Orange" to the list of the dystopian novels that have come true in part?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 13, 2024 06:27 PM (6ydKt)

41 I got nuthin.

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2024 06:27 PM (fV+MH)

42 So that's two family murderers so far.

Posted by: blaster at November 13, 2024 06:27 PM (QfvaV)

43 Okay, I'll bite.

What possible relevance does the value of the damn house have to this story?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2024 06:25 PM (guGkK)


It's gonna be for sale soon.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 13, 2024 06:27 PM (eb5mD)

44 Would bang.

Posted by: Hammer at November 13, 2024 06:27 PM (fs1hN)

45 African American leaders ax for common sense
ask control.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 13, 2024 06:27 PM (gbOdA)

46 Clearly we need comprehensive ice axe control!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 06:25 PM (llXky)

It's time for a national conversation on common sense millennial control.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 13, 2024 06:28 PM (i24o9)

47 Is she a true lesbian if she’s married to a man pretending to be a woman?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 13, 2024 06:28 PM (D6PGr)

48
"Power Lesbian" Chops Father Up With an Ax In Election Night Meltdown


I guess that she had had it with her nickname, "Babe, the Blue-Haired Ox".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 13, 2024 06:28 PM (xG4kz)

49 Norman Spiny, I'm for open carry to remove all doubt about fucking with me.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 13, 2024 06:28 PM (t8vHj)

50 I shouldn't have to preface this by saying I'm not making any excuses, but... I'm not making any excuses, but I'm going to assume dad was not the Father of the Year material.

After all, his daughter turned out that way.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2024 06:28 PM (dGCAG)

51 On the West Coast, it signifies poverty.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 06:27 PM (YqDXo)
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Where I grew up, Morro Bay, CA, $800K would buy you a fixer upper.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 13, 2024 06:28 PM (tT6L1)

52 Catturd ™ @catturd2
To all you Democrats freaking out over Trump's pics ...
We're laughing at you. 👇
https://tinyurl.com/yerwd9cd

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 06:28 PM (hovnC)

53 She was a power lesbian married to a trans activist but she still lived with her father. A very odd arrangement for murderously odd people

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 13, 2024 06:28 PM (b2/S2)

54 "Burke reportedly told detectives that 'she knew that she could not convince her father to keep the lights off', so went upstairs and retrieved the murder weapon."

Well, what other choice did she have?

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 13, 2024 06:23 PM (VGRuw)
________________

Didn't turn off the lights? Bastard! Justifiable homicide, comin' and goin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 06:28 PM (YqDXo)

55 43 Okay, I'll bite.

What possible relevance does the value of the damn house have to this story?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2024 06:25 PM (guGkK)


It's gonna be for sale soon.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 13, 2024 06:27 PM (eb5mD)

Nice finished basement.

Posted by: Roy at November 13, 2024 06:28 PM (z+ik4)

56 Wait... ifn the Trans 'Woman' still has her junk...

and they are dating...

How can she be a Lesbian?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 13, 2024 06:28 PM (QAkQ3)

57 Back to normalcy in Democrat country.....

Posted by: caf at November 13, 2024 06:28 PM (/+mVZ)

58 Blue Origin....don't they have Penis Rocket?

A lesbian employed by the makers of a penis rocket.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 13, 2024 06:23 PM (tT6L1)


And married to a pretend woman.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 13, 2024 06:28 PM (ExV1e)

59 I wonder if she's related to that horrible chick who browbeat her dying father into voting for Biden in '20, then bragged about it on TikTok.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 13, 2024 06:28 PM (lHPJf)

60 Because I love you all

https://tinyurl.com/mr3ddfhv
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage
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GAAACK!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 06:28 PM (hovnC)

61 I sympathize with the father—-Trotsky

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 13, 2024 06:28 PM (D6PGr)

62 'she knew that she could not convince her father to keep the lights off'

-
Sumhitch was offending Gaia!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 13, 2024 06:28 PM (L/fGl)

63 I saw something on X that a power lesbian is driving a Subaru Outback with a towing package and a 442.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 13, 2024 06:28 PM (YIxO9)

64 Everyone knows lesbians require batteries...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 13, 2024 06:26 PM (MeG8a)

That's where the power comes in to the equation.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 13, 2024 06:29 PM (WuJwx)

65 "He needed it!
Posted by: rhennigantx "


Dude wouldn't turn off the lights, man.

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2024 06:29 PM (fV+MH)

66 Gad Saad @GadSaad
I don’t know why @realDonaldTrump won.@PeteHegseth
https://tinyurl.com/42m5j9d9

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 06:29 PM (hovnC)

67 It's just Trump and this damn Ukrainian war.

Posted by: Corey Burke at November 13, 2024 06:29 PM (Lt3SL)

68 Attorney ax for bail.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 13, 2024 06:29 PM (gbOdA)

69 See, I've been watching the worst horror movies I could find.

Nothing comes close to reality.

Posted by: Stateless at November 13, 2024 06:29 PM (jvJvP)

70 Brick Suit @Brick_Suit
It really is just like this...
https://tinyurl.com/42tkex6r

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 06:29 PM (hovnC)

71 A Seattle jury will find her not guilty.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 13, 2024 06:29 PM (g/4UX)

72 I'm guessing this is what constitutes the ultimate "power couple" in Progressive circles- a lesbian and a trans whatever.

And that worked out well, obviously.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 13, 2024 06:29 PM (33LJY)

73 Everyone knows lesbians require batteries...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 13, 2024 06:26 PM (MeG8a)

Accessories sold separately.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 13, 2024 06:29 PM (i24o9)

74 Mercer Island? The dearly departed aNd his deranged daughter certainly need prayers .

Posted by: LASue at November 13, 2024 06:29 PM (VPuca)

75 Power lesbian? 18V carpet muncher.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at November 13, 2024 06:30 PM (99t1i)

76 On the West Coast, it signifies poverty.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 06:27 PM (YqDXo)
--------------

Where I grew up, Morro Bay, CA, $800K would buy you a fixer upper.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 13, 2024 06:28 PM (tT6L1)
_________________

There are $800,000 houses in coastal SoCal, they just have signs saying "Fido" over the door.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 06:30 PM (YqDXo)

77 New York Post@nypost
CIA official with top security clearance charged for leaking highly classified docs about Israel’s plans to strike Iran

-
His name is Asif W. Rahman. That might be a clue.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 13, 2024 06:30 PM (L/fGl)

78 toxic femininity

Posted by: Butkus51 at November 13, 2024 06:30 PM (+yda9)

79 It's gonna be for sale soon.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 13, 2024 06:27 PM (eb5mD)


Hmm.

Does it have parking?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2024 06:30 PM (guGkK)

80 Like everyone here knows, leftardism is a mental disease.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 13, 2024 06:30 PM (pohLc)

81 I shouldn't have to preface this by saying I'm not making any excuses, but... I'm not making any excuses, but I'm going to assume dad was not the Father of the Year material.

After all, his daughter turned out that way.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2024 06:28 PM (dGCAG)
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All too often Dad has little to no input in this kind of shit.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 13, 2024 06:30 PM (Ad8y9)

82 I knew Leftism is a mental illness

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2024 06:30 PM (fwDg9)

83 5 "Burke reportedly told detectives that 'she knew that she could not convince her father to keep the lights off', so went upstairs and retrieved the murder weapon."

Well, what other choice did she have?

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 13, 2024 06:23 PM (VGRuw)
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She could have had some Whoopi ....

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, una nera ma non Ebraica at November 13, 2024 06:30 PM (i0xsb)

84 She seems... nice.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 06:30 PM (hovnC)

85 Babylon Bee:

Weird, But OK: Trump Selects Dave Mustaine As Secretary Of Housing And Urban Development

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 13, 2024 06:30 PM (NZnln)

86 I've owned a lot of tools in my life, but never an ice axe. Might have kept me from a life of violent crime.

Posted by: I'll Axe Him at November 13, 2024 06:30 PM (nS6qG)

87 What the h is a "power lesbian"?

A lesbian that smells more like fish than is normal.

Posted by: kakthysaysso at November 13, 2024 06:30 PM (Wdt/E)

88 Is she a true lesbian if she’s married to a man pretending to be a woman?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 13, 2024 06:28 PM (D6PGr)


Heresy!! Burn the heretic!!! Trans Women Are Women!!!!!

Posted by: Dr. T at November 13, 2024 06:30 PM (lHPJf)

89 How can she be a Lesbian?

Is that what makes her a POWER lesbian? That she'll date a dude?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 06:30 PM (Hh1ER)

90 A lesbian is married to a dude in a dress. lol. So in other words she’s not a lesbian and he’s just a dude.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 13, 2024 06:30 PM (g/4UX)

91 Speaking of power lesbians, is Bob Casey still trying to steal that seat in Pennsylvania? The Senate votes are pissing me off.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 13, 2024 06:30 PM (YIxO9)

92 I assume the activist is a chick pretending to be a guy.

Posted by: Corey Burke at November 13, 2024 06:31 PM (Lt3SL)

93 What the h is a "power lesbian"?
Posted by: Tuna at November 13, 2024 06:24 PM (oaGWv)


Near as I can tell, it means a dom.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 13, 2024 06:31 PM (ExV1e)

94 But was he a Trump voter?

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2024 06:31 PM (fwDg9)

95 NBC...

Mr. Trump

Assholes

Posted by: Stateless at November 13, 2024 06:31 PM (jvJvP)

96
Gad Saad @GadSaad
I don’t know why @realDonaldTrump won.@PeteHegseth
https://tinyurl.com/42m5j9d9
Posted by: andycanuck


oh dear, scroll down to see the comparison pic of lizard cheney

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 13, 2024 06:31 PM (yEXRx)

97 I’m in the process of buying a house that will be completed in January in a new development . It’s on the lower end of the houses being built.

800k will get you a mansion.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 13, 2024 06:31 PM (D6PGr)

98 Power lesbian? Is that like a power ranger or some shit? Left wing lunatic alphabet person by day, Lizzy Borden by night?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 13, 2024 06:31 PM (VwHCD)

99 His name is Asif W. Rahman. That might be a clue.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 13, 2024 06:30 PM (L/fGl)
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As if!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 13, 2024 06:31 PM (z0QHk)

100 I just hope her power source was sustainable.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2024 06:32 PM (guGkK)

101 A Wrecks, they arrested him in Cambodia.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 13, 2024 06:32 PM (t8vHj)

102 >>New York Post@nypost
CIA official with top security clearance charged for leaking highly classified docs about Israel’s plans to strike Iran

-
His name is Asif W. Rahman. That might be a clue.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 13, 2024 06:30 PM

We may never know.

Posted by: FBI at November 13, 2024 06:32 PM (DKIGo)

103 Any chance the "power lesbian" was also taking testosterone?

She certainly does not appear to be 100% feminine.

If so, roid rage is a helluva drug!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 13, 2024 06:32 PM (HlyYF)

104 Does it have parking?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2024 06:30 PM (guGkK)

Is the mortgage assumable?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 13, 2024 06:32 PM (gbOdA)

105 80 Like everyone here knows, leftardism is a mental disease.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 13, 2024 06:30 PM (pohLc)
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Worse, it's a mental disease of a mental disease.

Posted by: Ciampino - a re-entrant disease at November 13, 2024 06:32 PM (i0xsb)

106 In the before times people like this would either be put someplace where they could be helped before they hurt themselves or others.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 13, 2024 06:32 PM (QNSds)

107 I shouldn't have to preface this by saying I'm not making any excuses, but... I'm not making any excuses, but I'm going to assume dad was not the Father of the Year material.

After all, his daughter turned out that way.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2024 06:28 PM (dGCAG)
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All too often Dad has little to no input in this kind of shit.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 13, 2024 06:30 PM (Ad8y9)

Well somebody sexually molested her, and given the fact she killed him and not some stepdad or some random dude her mom brought home, I think we can guess this is one case when dad had some input.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2024 06:32 PM (dGCAG)

108 If he was a Trump voter, ie Nazi well he might have deserved it and all.

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2024 06:32 PM (fwDg9)

109 She (can I call her that?) will probably get some kind of diversion program and community service since she checks so many boxes. Anyone know what race she identifies as?

Posted by: p-squared at November 13, 2024 06:32 PM (0prFs)

110 Uh, this crazy scrunt is married to a tranny, right? And that tranny "presents" as a woman? Fake lesbian for political points?

Her spouse is an editor for a tranny webzine called Them and previously wrote for The Daily Beast. I wonder if her wusband is feeling like he dodged a bullet.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 13, 2024 06:32 PM (Odg76)

111 Don't put your dick...wait, ummm...gaping fake vagina wound...in crazy.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 13, 2024 06:32 PM (XMwZJ)

112 This could have been prevented if we had some common sense ice axe control.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 13, 2024 06:32 PM (pohLc)

113 I shouldn't have to preface this by saying I'm not making any excuses, but... I'm not making any excuses, but I'm going to assume dad was not the Father of the Year material.

After all, his daughter turned out that way.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2024 06:28 PM (dGCAG)


Let's not rule out the possibility that a) her parents divorced and her mother twisted her into hatred of men, or b) she got to college and they filled her mind with queer theory. Or both.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 13, 2024 06:32 PM (lHPJf)

114 Speaking of power lesbians, is Bob Casey still trying to steal that seat in Pennsylvania? The Senate votes are pissing me off.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 13, 2024 06:30 PM (YIxO9)

It's too bad we couldn't elect a Ma Kettle to Congress. She'd sweep out the cobwebs and balance the budget in a week.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 13, 2024 06:32 PM (VNX3d)

115 Them Trump voters be crazy!

Posted by: MSM & Jussie Smollet at November 13, 2024 06:32 PM (T3Je5)

116 They want you to know she was affluent, not a meth head from a trailer park.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 06:26 PM (llXky)

$800,000 house in Seattle? Affluent may be a stretch.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 13, 2024 06:33 PM (Evo1G)

117 800k in Seattle isn’t much to write home about.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 13, 2024 06:33 PM (g/4UX)

118 To most of the country, $800,000 would signify wealth.

On the West Coast, it signifies poverty.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 06:27 PM (YqDXo)

Bezos doesn’t pay a living wage smdh..

Posted by: SpaceX Recruiting at November 13, 2024 06:33 PM (4qKFc)

119 Axe Body Spray should qualify as a crime and weapon of mass destruction.

Posted by: High School Locker Room at November 13, 2024 06:33 PM (nS6qG)

120 "Speaking of power lesbians, is Bob Casey still trying to steal that seat in Pennsylvania? "

===========

A statewide recount is going to take place and it has to be done by Nov 26th.

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 13, 2024 06:33 PM (i7Q7S)

121 This "power lesbian" would be perfect for the view.

And what exactly is "power lesbian?"

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 13, 2024 06:33 PM (vO42M)

122 Power Lesbian? Too much power, I guess.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 13, 2024 06:33 PM (mH6SG)

123
What the h is a "power lesbian"?


She has a winch mounted on her front end.

To troll for, and to reel in, wenches.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 13, 2024 06:34 PM (xG4kz)

124 You can pick your family but you can't pick your friends.

Hey, wait. That sounds off.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 06:34 PM (hovnC)

125 Don't put your dick...wait, ummm...gaping fake vagina wound...in crazy.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 13, 2024 06:32 PM (XMwZJ)


There are just so many disgusting takes that I am trying heroically to suppress.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2024 06:34 PM (guGkK)

126 What the h is a "power lesbian"?
Posted by: Tuna


No toys weaker than the Sybian.

Posted by: mikeski at November 13, 2024 06:34 PM (DgGvY)

127 The epidemic of sexually transmitted infections (STIs) in the United States appears to be cooling off after more than two decades, a new Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) study says.

Gonorrhea cases dropped for a second year in 2023, declining 7% and falling below pre-pandemic levels, researchers say.

And syphilis cases increased by 1%, after years of double-digit growth.

Because the number of women that dudes say I aint sticking my dick in cracra has doubled.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 13, 2024 06:34 PM (gbOdA)

128 I dont understand like 90 percent of that news article??

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 13, 2024 06:34 PM (s3qiR)

129 Is she a true lesbian if she’s married to a man pretending to be a woman?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 13, 2024 06:28 PM (D6PGr)


She likes the dick but needs the cachet of being an alphabet person. They don't let just anyone work at a rocketry company almost 3% as successful as SpaceX.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 13, 2024 06:34 PM (ExV1e)

130 Because I love you all

https://tinyurl.com/mr3ddfhv
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage

I have a Bill the Cat plush toy and, not one, but two Bill the Cat T-shirts. And an Opus plush toy and an Opus t-shirt. Oh, and my dear departed sister bought me an Opus telephone.

Forever 29, you guys.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 13, 2024 06:34 PM (Ad8y9)

131 Apparently, if you really want to see some fighting, lesbians can really beat the shit out of each other.

Posted by: Stateless at November 13, 2024 06:34 PM (jvJvP)

132 Power lesbian. 2 D cell batteries.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 13, 2024 06:34 PM (t8vHj)

133 Wow. She killed him for not turning off the lights?
GLOBAL WARMENING
hack hack hack

Posted by: wth at November 13, 2024 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

134 Why do these people exist?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 13, 2024 06:34 PM (Wnv9h)

135 What the h is a "power lesbian"?
Posted by: Tuna at November 13, 2024 06:24 PM (oaGWv)

Axe instead of the traditional poison

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 06:34 PM (n7h9X)

136 Liberalism is a mental disorder and should be classified as such.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 13, 2024 06:34 PM (CHHv1)

137 I've heard of penis envy but this is ridiculous!

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at November 13, 2024 06:34 PM (vVSvq)

138 124 You can pick your family but you can't pick your friends.

Hey, wait. That sounds off.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 06:34 PM (hovnC)

or their noses

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 13, 2024 06:34 PM (gbOdA)

139 What did the lesbian say to her father?

Don’t axe me any questions until I pick on you.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 13, 2024 06:35 PM (blmVn)

140 I get it! POWER lesbian, dad would cut the POWER to the lights. Oh, wait, no I don't get it.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 13, 2024 06:35 PM (VGRuw)

141 Weird, But OK: Trump Selects Dave Mustaine As Secretary Of Housing And Urban Development

I love the Bee... and yeah, that would actually be cool

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 06:35 PM (Hh1ER)

142 Stay gunned up. This is not going to be the last liberal murder spree.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 13, 2024 06:35 PM (FAbrK)

143 128 I dont understand like 90 percent of that news article??

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 13, 2024 06:34 PM


"Boy, did I call it or what?"

-- George Orwell

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 13, 2024 06:35 PM (HlyYF)

144 But isn't that just a 198 trimester abortion? Those are guaranteed in the Constitution, in the umbras or penumbras or like ... under the cushions. Trust me, Ruth would have found it.

Posted by: JB1000 at November 13, 2024 06:36 PM (p/1hM)

145 Well somebody sexually molested her, and given the fact she killed him and not some stepdad or some random dude her mom brought home, I think we can guess this is one case when dad had some input.

That right there is what's commonly known as a boatload of assumptions.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 13, 2024 06:36 PM (mH6SG)

146 124 You can pick your family but you can't pick your friends.

Hey, wait. That sounds off.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 06:34 PM (hovnC)

or their noses
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 13, 2024 06:34 PM (gbOdA)


Speak for yourself.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 13, 2024 06:36 PM (lHPJf)

147 Bullshit. This two nut job scenario was ripe for disaster regardless of any election
Sell your crazy somewhere else.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 13, 2024 06:25 PM (t8vHj)

A lesbian married to a trans is just a regular M-F marriage. Aside from the axes and murder.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 06:36 PM (n7h9X)

148 What possible relevance does the value of the damn house have to this story?
Posted by: Cicero

It's gonna be for sale soon.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell

Nice finished basement.
Posted by: Roy
.......

Cleanup is a bitch.

Posted by: wth at November 13, 2024 06:36 PM (v0R5T)

149
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Posted by: Corey Burke, a training manager at Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin at November 13, 2024 06:36 PM (eDfFs)

150 This is why you need to carry even when you’re in your house.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 13, 2024 06:36 PM (D6PGr)

151 "What can I say — he rocks," shrugged Trump as he flashed the sign of the horns. "Fantastic work on the fretboard, that classic Mustaine growl. Fun lyrics, but also deep at times. We all love him. Everyone loves Dave. Much better than his old band, Metallica - they should never have let him go. Huge mistake. Very sad. James Hetfield probably voted for Kamala, let's be honest."

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 13, 2024 06:36 PM (NZnln)

152 The house next door was listed on Zillow as $1.4 MM. It was recently bought, and the new owners scraped it down to the bare earth and are building a new two-story house on the same lot.

So there's your calibration.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 06:36 PM (YqDXo)

153 Did she have a manifesto? They always have manifestos.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2024 06:37 PM (guGkK)

154 Power lesbian? Is that like a power ranger or some shit? Left wing lunatic alphabet person by day, Lizzy Borden by night?
Posted by: Berserker
-----

Howdy. You beat me to the Lizzy Borden reference.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 13, 2024 06:37 PM (XeU6L)

155 This is awful. So now she'll go to prison for life over the election of Trump. Leftists are mentally deranged.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 13, 2024 06:37 PM (NpAcC)

156 I dont understand like 90 percent of that news article??
Posted by: BlackOrchid


I got news for you. That means you're completely normal.

Posted by: Ice T. at November 13, 2024 06:37 PM (DgGvY)

157 She was channeling Lizzie Borden.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 13, 2024 06:37 PM (pohLc)

158 Maybe the lights being on were making her vibrator run slow.

Posted by: wth at November 13, 2024 06:37 PM (v0R5T)

159 Okay, I'll bite.

What possible relevance does the value of the damn house have to this story?
Posted by: Cicero

That's close to the median price of a three bedroom two bath home in Seattle. Nothing special at all.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 13, 2024 06:37 PM (RM1wO)

160 This "power lesbian" would be perfect for the view.


Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 13, 2024 06:33 PM (vO42M)

I'll even provide the ice axe.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 13, 2024 06:37 PM (i24o9)

161 May Mr. Burke rest in peace. God have mercy on his soul.

The mentally ill patient pretending to be part of the human race, well good luck. You'll need it, because it's not going to be fun.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at November 13, 2024 06:37 PM (Xn6A5)

162 Liberalism is a mental disorder and should be classified as such.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 13, 2024 06:34 PM (CHHv1)

So is LGBTQ+. We used to know this.

Posted by: SpaceX Recruiting at November 13, 2024 06:37 PM (4qKFc)

163 oh dear, scroll down to see the comparison pic of lizard cheney
-------
That is...

https://tinyurl.com/mr2dan9p

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 06:37 PM (hovnC)

164 Did she have a manifesto? They always have manifestos.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2024 06:37 PM (guGkK)
---------
This sounds more spur-of-the-moment.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 13, 2024 06:38 PM (z0QHk)

165 Dear Lord.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 13, 2024 06:38 PM (bss/y)

166 Looks like a pretty damn nice house to me.

Guess I'm just trailer trash.

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2024 06:38 PM (fV+MH)

167 A lesbian married to a trans is just a regular M-F marriage. Aside from the axes and murder.

PRO TIP: Don't say I do until you see the hole.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2024 06:38 PM (guGkK)

168 Horrible stuff.

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 06:38 PM (V13WU)

169 Why do these people exist?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 13, 2024 06:34 PM (Wnv9h)

Those parents aren't going to axe murder themselves you know.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 06:38 PM (n7h9X)

170
A lesbian married to a trans is just a regular M-F marriage. Aside from the axes and murder.
Posted by: Oldcat
------

I'm curious about what her hubby looks like.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 13, 2024 06:38 PM (XeU6L)

171 Well somebody sexually molested her, and given the fact she killed him and not some stepdad or some random dude her mom brought home, I think we can guess this is one case when dad had some input.

Euphemism?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 06:38 PM (YqDXo)

172 Maybe they meant powered lesbian.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 13, 2024 06:38 PM (63Dwl)

173 Weird, But OK: Trump Selects Dave Mustaine As Secretary Of Housing And Urban Development

I love the Bee... and yeah, that would actually be cool
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 06:35 PM (Hh1ER)

That would be fucking cool. Dave's kind of a dick (a friend of mine was acquainted with him before he got his shit together), but he would get things done.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 13, 2024 06:38 PM (Ad8y9)

174 None of this makes any sense.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 13, 2024 06:39 PM (ig8VZ)

175 Lizzie Borden was the axe murderer.

Lizzy Borden is an 80s metal band from LA

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 13, 2024 06:39 PM (NZnln)

176 155 This is awful. So now she'll go to prison for life over the election of Trump. Leftists are mentally deranged.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 13, 2024 06:37 PM (NpAcC)

Doubtful. Seattle.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 13, 2024 06:39 PM (pohLc)

177 Those parents aren't going to axe murder themselves you know.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 06:38 PM (n7h9X)
_______________

True dat. So what's the problem?

Posted by: Lyle and Eric Menendez at November 13, 2024 06:39 PM (YqDXo)

178 800k in Seattle isn’t much to write home about.

Yeah that's a pretty mid house in Seattle. Nice, but not fancy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 06:39 PM (Hh1ER)

179 usually its the dads going nuts about people leaving lights on

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 13, 2024 06:39 PM (s3qiR)

180 Twitchy- ABC Allegedly Planning to Bring Some Pro-Trump Voices to 'The View'

https://tinyurl.com/vdf2ah4d

Posted by: redridinghood at November 13, 2024 06:39 PM (NpAcC)

181 Have you ever considered how hard it is to find a wind-powered lesbian these days?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2024 06:40 PM (guGkK)

182 104 Does it have parking?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2024 06:30 PM (guGkK)

Is the mortgage assumable?


assume a spherical mortgage

Posted by: just the punch line at November 13, 2024 06:40 PM (v3pYe)

183 I did a reverse image search from the Zillow picture of the power lesbian's house and found this video.

https://youtu.be/3G8fALdGp-k

It's no mansion, but it's pretty nice.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 13, 2024 06:40 PM (Odg76)

184 The house next door was listed on Zillow as $1.4 MM. It was recently bought, and the new owners scraped it down to the bare earth and are building a new two-story house on the same lot.

So there's your calibration.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 06:36 PM (YqDXo)

So they’re probably wrong about the $800k price tag? Maybe that’s what it last sold for pre-Bidenomics?

$800k in the Bay Area is poverty-spec. And for an engineer in Seattle it sounds pretty low these days.

Posted by: SpaceX Recruiting at November 13, 2024 06:40 PM (4qKFc)

185 What the fuck is a Power Lesbian ?

Posted by: jsg at November 13, 2024 06:40 PM (7kKPC)

186 Well somebody sexually molested her, and given the fact she killed him and not some stepdad or some random dude her mom brought home, I think we can guess this is one case when dad had some input.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2024 06:32 PM (dGCAG)

Wow. That is some weapons-grade nonsense.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 13, 2024 06:40 PM (d9fT1)

187 Looks like a pretty damn nice house to me.

Guess I'm just trailer trash garbage.
Posted by: eleven

Posted by: wth at November 13, 2024 06:40 PM (v0R5T)

188 On Gaetz from the NY Post:

“I was shocked at the nomination,” Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) told Punchbowl News. “This is why the Senate’s advise and consent process is so important. I’m sure that there will be many, many questions raised at Mr. Gaetz’s hearing.”

Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-Alaska) told reporters that the selection of Gaetz was “not on my bingo card.”

“We need a serious attorney general,” she said, adding pointedly: “I’m looking forward to the opportunity to consider somebody that is serious.”


That's 2 Nays already, I'm thinking.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 13, 2024 06:40 PM (6ydKt)

189 This sounds more spur-of-the-moment.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 13, 2024 06:38 PM (z0QHk)

When all you have is a hammer . . . .

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 13, 2024 06:40 PM (i24o9)

190 I'm curious about what her hubby looks like.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 13, 2024 06:38 PM (XeU6L)
_________________

Consider what you're saying, man!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 06:40 PM (YqDXo)

191 I have a Bill the Cat plush toy and, not one, but two Bill the Cat T-shirts. And an Opus plush toy and an Opus t-shirt. Oh, and my dear departed sister bought me an Opus telephone.

Forever 29, you guys.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at

I have a foot and a half tall Opus. My dad gave it to me when I went to college.

It makes me smile.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 13, 2024 06:40 PM (7VrcY)

192
Wait, 67 is considered "elderly"?

*throws phone across room*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 13, 2024 06:40 PM (EsZUh)

193 The father of the power lesbean is to blame.
He should have raised her right and not coddled the bitch. Too many parents have a sentimental weakness for their children, spoil their children, and let them talk when they should listen.

Posted by: Don Corleone at November 13, 2024 06:40 PM (R/m4+)

194 155 This is awful. So now she'll go to prison for life over the election of Trump. Leftists are mentally deranged.



In Seattle she’s not getting convicted.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 13, 2024 06:40 PM (g/4UX)

195 175 Lizzie Borden was the axe murderer.

Lizzy Borden is an 80s metal band from LA
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 13, 2024 06:39 PM (NZnln)

Thin Lizzy was an Irish rock bad in the late 60s

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 13, 2024 06:41 PM (VGRuw)

196 This is the kind of person the Democrat party courts and accepts with open arms.

Posted by: fd at November 13, 2024 06:41 PM (vFG9F)

197 Cicero, damn. I managed to not spit my wine all over my phone, barely.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 13, 2024 06:41 PM (t8vHj)

198 Sort of related, "I Married an Axe Murderer" was a pretty funny Michael Myers movie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 06:41 PM (Hh1ER)

199 Lizzie Borden was the axe murderer.

Lizzy Borden is an 80s metal band from LA
Posted by: Mark1971
-------

Now do The Dead Kennedys.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 13, 2024 06:41 PM (XeU6L)

200 That's 2 Nays already, I'm thinking.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 13, 2024 06:40 PM (6ydKt)
________________

Make that two nags already.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 06:41 PM (YqDXo)

201 Back when in California:
Welfare and Institutions Code
§5150
Gravely disabled
Danger to self
Danger to others

As Paul used to say, "You be the judge."

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 13, 2024 06:42 PM (QSrLX)

202 Lizzy Borden 2024.

Posted by: Ron at November 13, 2024 06:42 PM (KDtr3)

203 Apropos of nothing, I have box brownies cooling on the stovetop.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 13, 2024 06:42 PM (Lt3SL)

204 I'm curious about what her hubby looks like.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

https://is.gd/Cvs9qD

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 13, 2024 06:42 PM (L/fGl)

205
https://tinyurl.com/mr2dan9p
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC)


Boy, that IS a poser!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 13, 2024 06:42 PM (xG4kz)

206 Just wait until Trump gets sworn in. The crazy will hit 11 on the 1-10 Spinal Tap scale.

Posted by: callsign claymore at November 13, 2024 06:42 PM (VDwn6)

207 Lotsa shocken' goin' on.

Posted by: fd at November 13, 2024 06:42 PM (vFG9F)

208 203 Apropos of nothing, I have box brownies cooling on the stovetop.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 13, 2024 06:42 PM (Lt3SL)

We'll be right over.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 13, 2024 06:42 PM (VGRuw)

209
If ranked voting is going away in Alaska, Lisa the Murk is a short-timer. Hey, toots, a Senate seat isn't your family property.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 13, 2024 06:42 PM (EsZUh)

210 Breaking911 @Breaking911 57m
MOSKOWITZ AFTER GAETZ TAPPED FOR AG: "They’re not just going to go around and shut down puppy mills. This is a very serious pick."

"Trump is obviously telegraphing that he means business."

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 06:43 PM (hovnC)

211 So they’re probably wrong about the $800k price tag? Maybe that’s what it last sold for pre-Bidenomics?

$800k in the Bay Area is poverty-spec. And for an engineer in Seattle it sounds pretty low these days.

Posted by: SpaceX Recruiting at November 13, 2024 06:40 PM (4qKFc)
___________________

Maybe the house is in the ghetto.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 06:43 PM (YqDXo)

212 203 Apropos of nothing, I have box brownies cooling on the stovetop.
Posted by: G'rump928


I'm at work for another hour.

It's already dark. It was dark when I got here. Dark when I leave. Pouring rain and windy.

Love. It.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 13, 2024 06:43 PM (7VrcY)

213 "What the fuck is a Power Lesbian ?
Posted by: jsg"

$20. Same as at Lowes.

Posted by: Home Depot at November 13, 2024 06:43 PM (vFG9F)

214 What the fuck is a Power Lesbian ?
Posted by: jsg


It's not just a strap-on. It's something like the exoskeleton loader from Aliens.

Posted by: mikeski at November 13, 2024 06:44 PM (DgGvY)

215 That's 2 Nays already, I'm thinking.

There are valid reasons someone might oppose Gaetz as Attorney General. He's kind of sleazy. He seems to be a bit of a loose cannon. He doesn't have a lot of administrative experience.

But I notice that all the complaints against him have nothing to do with any of that. They seem more shocked and horrified, not substantive in their complaints.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 06:44 PM (Hh1ER)

216 Certifiably insane. Her father, that poor man. What he went through in the last minutes of his life at the hands of his own daughter.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 13, 2024 06:44 PM (2NHgQ)

217 Interesting, isn't it, that we have to accept lesbianism and trannyism as normal and we have to be open and welcoming, but having conservative principles means you are ok'd to be a murder victim and your murderer will be celebrated and comforted.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 13, 2024 06:44 PM (CHHv1)

218 Lisa Murkowski looks like a poorly tanned hog's ass. Nobody gonna miss that ugly bitch.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 13, 2024 06:44 PM (pohLc)

219 > Lizzie Borden was the axe murderer.

Power lezzie with an axe
Gave her father forty whacks
Then to even up the score
She cried to the cops about how hard it was to kill her dad

Posted by: bonhomme at November 13, 2024 06:44 PM (Odg76)

220 They want you to know she was affluent, not a meth head from a trailer park.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 06:26 PM (llXky)

$800,000 house in Seattle? Affluent may be a stretch.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 13, 2024 06:33 PM (Evo1G)

Yeah I figured for that money in Seattle it would be sitting in the dirt with a chain and dog bowl attached to it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 13, 2024 06:44 PM (VwHCD)

221 Gosh, who could ever have predicted a constant diet of emotional frenzy would have such dire consequences?

.....only pretty much everyone on AoS.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 13, 2024 06:44 PM (tT6L1)

222 Wait, 67 is considered "elderly"?

*throws phone across room*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 13, 2024 06:40 PM (EsZUh)
---
'K, that was funny. *fist bump*

For the record, I am officially the oldest guy in my office, or will be when Buddy retires next month.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 13, 2024 06:44 PM (Ad8y9)

223 Burke's wife husband, "Samantha Leigh Allen," is "an editor at Conde Nast's transgender news website Them" (and formerly worked at the Daily Beast).

Of course he is.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2024 06:44 PM (guGkK)

224 This is the kind of person the Democrat party courts and accepts with open arms.

Posted by: fd at November 13, 2024 06:41 PM (vFG9F)
________________

You mispelled "runs for election."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 06:45 PM (YqDXo)

225 With all the biting and crazy chopping,

this sounds like a drug-fueled freakout with something like bath salts.

Or, just a plain old hate fueled craziness..probably related to Dad voting for Literally Hitler.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 13, 2024 06:45 PM (eDfFs)

226 DON'T CROSS THE BEAMS!!!

New York Post@nypost
ABC brass scramble to bring in pro-Trump voices to ‘The View’ and other shows: ‘Panic mode’

-
It'd be like mixing matter and antimatter!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 13, 2024 06:45 PM (L/fGl)

227 > I'm curious about what her hubby looks like.

He's in the Daily Mail picture of her in the post. He's the one standing behind her.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 13, 2024 06:45 PM (Odg76)

228 I had a raccoon in my stairwell. He was there yesterday morning, stayed all day, and was there when I got up this morning. I called animal control, who came over and euthanized him. Probably rabid.

Rocky Raccoon
Checked into his room
Only to find
Sodium phenobarbitol

Posted by: Archimedes at November 13, 2024 06:45 PM (xCA6C)

229 She cried to the cops about how hard it was to kill her dad
Posted by: bonhomme at November 13, 2024 06:44 PM (Odg76)



He shouldn't have fought so hard.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 13, 2024 06:46 PM (Lt3SL)

230 Back when we had great basic unpowered push lesbians none of this would happen.

But then they came out with powered rotary, straight to self propelled and now you see all these zero-turn lesbians everywhere.

We can all see now, they only thought about what they could do, not what they should.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 13, 2024 06:46 PM (Y6IkP)

231 What the fuck is a Power Lesbian ?
Posted by: jsg


The tramp stamp that says DeWalt is the tell.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2024 06:46 PM (guGkK)

232 OK with a very reluctant internet search in incognito mode, the general consensus seems to be that "power lesbians" are feminine but business-oriented, as in wearing a pantsuit and seem like she'd fit in as an exec in a high power business. I don't know if that's accurate or not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 06:46 PM (Hh1ER)

233
That's close to the median price of a three bedroom two bath home in Seattle. Nothing special at all.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage


But you're not saying, "No!" to giving it a look-see, right?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 13, 2024 06:46 PM (xG4kz)

234 Sad.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Peanut at November 13, 2024 06:46 PM (J3q5G)

235 Even Jill is genuinely happy [IMHO] about it:

Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
“We did it, Donald.”

https://tinyurl.com/38wh5hv3
Not wearing red but pretty close to it.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 06:46 PM (hovnC)

236 It'd be like mixing matter and antimatter!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 13, 2024 06:45 PM (L/fGl)
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$20 million guaranteed contract. First time one of the hags starts getting her rage on, I walk.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 13, 2024 06:46 PM (tT6L1)

237 The house is on Spear Place south in Seattle. Homes on that street are in the $850k range. So the article is correct.

It’s not the greatest part of town.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 13, 2024 06:46 PM (g/4UX)

238 Remember under the Trump regime LBTQ+ people will not be free to murder their parents. Is this the world you religious fanatics want?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2024 06:47 PM (oZhjI)

239 This is the kind of person the Democrat party courts and accepts with open arms.
Posted by: fd at November 13, 2024 06:41 PM (vFG9F)

Of course, need to check for concealed axes

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 06:47 PM (n7h9X)

240 Lisa Murkowski looks like a poorly tanned hog's ass.

I'll take your word for it. Not my area of expertise.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 13, 2024 06:47 PM (xCA6C)

241 But then they came out with powered rotary, straight to self propelled and now you see all these zero-turn lesbians everywhere.
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But do they come with a de-thatching attachment?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 13, 2024 06:47 PM (z0QHk)

242 $800,000 house in Seattle? Affluent may be a stretch.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 13, 2024 06:33 PM (Evo1G)

Yeah I figured for that money in Seattle it would be sitting in the dirt with a chain and dog bowl attached to it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 13, 2024 06:44 PM (VwHCD)
__________________

And a car sitting on the brake drums in the front yard.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 06:47 PM (YqDXo)

243 Burke, a training manager at Jeff Bezos' rockets and spacecraft company, confessed to killing her father after he refused to turn off the lights, according to charging documents seen by DailyMail.com.

After emerging from the house with blood 'dripping' down her face, she confessed to police that she 'freaked out,' claiming there was 'something important about Election Day.'


So if Dad would have turned off the lights, Kamala would have won?

Y'know, I think this gal might just be a wee bit crazy.

Posted by: mikeski at November 13, 2024 06:47 PM (DgGvY)

244 Wait, 67 is considered "elderly"?

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Back in olden when Elvis died at 42 I thought, "Eh, he had a good run."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 13, 2024 06:48 PM (L/fGl)

245 I interviewed at BO in Kent a few years ago. The guy I interviewed with who was there at the beginning said that there was nothing going on. He left a couple of weeks after that. The older white guy that they obviously steered me to in HR then got fired for calling someone " a little Back girl".

I never got an offer or a decline. Just kind of fell off the radar.

The best thing about not going there is:

I was afraid I was going to trip over someone's dog in the office. They were everywhere, sprawled out dozing behind people sitting in their chairs at their displays showing social media.

Posted by: pawn at November 13, 2024 06:48 PM (QB+5g)

246 >>> But do they come with a de-thatching attachment?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 13, 2024 06:47 PM (z0QHk)


It's pretty much required for the task.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 13, 2024 06:48 PM (Y6IkP)

247 Lisa Murkowski looks like a poorly tanned hog's ass.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 13, 2024 06:48 PM (Lt3SL)

248 I deserve a celebratory drink
Ardbeg or Laphroaig?

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2024 06:48 PM (fwDg9)

249
Back in olden when Elvis died at 42 I thought, "Eh, he had a good run."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice!


Elvis, like Michael Jackson, lived too long.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 13, 2024 06:48 PM (EsZUh)

250
Emergency 80's Mystery Lyrics!

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 13, 2024 06:48 PM (yEXRx)

251 A Power Lesbian runs in the house with scissors

Posted by: jsg at November 13, 2024 06:48 PM (7kKPC)

252 The house is on Spear Place south in Seattle. Homes on that street are in the $850k range. So the article is correct.

It’s not the greatest part of town.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 13, 2024 06:46 PM (g/4UX)
________________

Say what? It's at least diverse, amirite?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 06:48 PM (YqDXo)

253 How did they kill the raccoon?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 13, 2024 06:49 PM (Bukd2)

254 Not nutz at all...

Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
WATCH: Liberal woman says Elon Musk should be executed by a ‘firing squad of black women’ and his money used for reparations @FBI

https://tinyurl.com/yze6unns
58 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 06:49 PM (hovnC)

255 $800K for a house in the fog and rain surrounded by lunatics?

Posted by: wth at November 13, 2024 06:49 PM (v0R5T)

256
Liberal woman says Elon Musk should be executed by a ‘firing squad of black women’ and his money used for reparations

They gonna do that side grip thing?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 13, 2024 06:49 PM (EsZUh)

257
Matt Gaetz.

Still coming to terms with understanding the berserker logic of this pick.

Posted by: Auspex at November 13, 2024 06:49 PM (j4U/Z)

258 "the general consensus seems to be that "power lesbians" are feminine but business-oriented, as in wearing a pantsuit and seem like she'd fit in as an exec in a high power business. I don't know if that's accurate or not.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"


Huh. That's my BIL's sister. Who lives in Seattle btw.

Posted by: fd at November 13, 2024 06:50 PM (vFG9F)

259 The house is on Spear Place south in Seattle. Homes on that street are in the $850k range. So the article is correct.

It’s not the greatest part of town.


It's just a stone's throw from MLK Blvd.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 13, 2024 06:50 PM (Odg76)

260 Ardbeg or Laphroaig?
Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2024 06:48 PM (fwDg9)


Laphroaig

Posted by: banana Dream at November 13, 2024 06:50 PM (Y6IkP)

261 The house is on Spear Place south in Seattle. Homes on that street are in the $850k range. So the article is correct.

It’s not the greatest part of town.
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 13, 2024 06:46 PM (g/4UX)

Spear Place and she uses an Axe?

Bad form, bad form

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 06:50 PM (n7h9X)

262 I don't know what a power lesbian is, but I sure as hell know that 67 isn't elderly!

Posted by: Roberto at November 13, 2024 06:50 PM (t1he3)

263 I deserve a celebratory drink
Ardbeg or Laphroaig?
Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2024 06:48 PM (fwDg9)
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Laphroaig, please.

*holds glass under USB port*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 13, 2024 06:50 PM (z0QHk)

264 How did they kill the raccoon?

Syringe of sodium phenobarbital.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 13, 2024 06:50 PM (xCA6C)

265 So brat!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 13, 2024 06:50 PM (OA79/)

266 50
'I'm going to assume dad was not the Father of the Year material.'

You're right. He had it coming. Good thing the Rats are only murdering people that deserve it.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 13, 2024 06:50 PM (3wi/L)

267 Not nutz at all...

Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
WATCH: Liberal woman says Elon Musk should be executed by a ‘firing squad of black women’ and his money used for reparations @FBI

https://tinyurl.com/yze6unns
58 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 06:49 PM (hovnC)

Psssst, yo sugar tits, Elon has the ability to fire your worthless fucking ass into the sun.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 13, 2024 06:50 PM (VwHCD)

268
What the fuck is a Power Lesbian ?
Posted by: jsg


Their vibrators are powered by 3.6Ah 18V rechargeable batteries for cordless drills.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 13, 2024 06:51 PM (xG4kz)

269 confessed to killing her father after he refused to turn off out the lights

I guess the party's over.

(Puts on Sunglasses)

YEEEEAAAHHH

Posted by: Chuck C at November 13, 2024 06:51 PM (yOPBE)

270 Compared to 33, 67 is elderly.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 13, 2024 06:51 PM (g/4UX)

271 246 >>> But do they come with a de-thatching attachment?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 13, 2024 06:47 PM (z0QHk)

Rear bagger?

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 13, 2024 06:51 PM (VGRuw)

272 It's easy to see why "Identity Politics" is such a popular issue. I'd say over 80% of the comments on this thread address the term "power lesbian" or "trans". And, yet, it's a murder. Sexual proclivities have nothing to do with the actual crime. The media outlet(s) only include it in the story because people are so hung up on labeling and categorizing....identifying. It's a selling point to gather interest.

Removing such a knee jerk apparatus from society should be the goal, but this, basically, proves it will never happen. Even our faction, which claim not to subscribe to "identity politics" are contradicting that stance.

It's kind of funny, actually. If we were going to be consistent I think we'd see one of these stories saying, "Fred Smith, a heterosexual who prefers morbidly obese women doused in WD-40 on Wednesdays confessed to the crime."

Posted by: Orson at November 13, 2024 06:51 PM (dIske)

273 WATCH: Liberal woman says Elon Musk should be executed by a ‘firing squad of black women’ and his money used for reparations @FBI /i]

Then: It is racist hate speech to say voting machines were ever hooked up to the internet. The fine people in the government would never allow that and even if they did there is no way to change the totals.

Now: Of course the machines were hooked up to the internet...but did you know it was through Starlink?!? Of course that let Elon change the totals!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2024 06:51 PM (oZhjI)

274 banana dream thanks, Laphroaig it is

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2024 06:51 PM (fwDg9)

275 Gun Thread worthy:

Breaking911 @Breaking911 3h
Ladies & gentlemen, your next Director of National Intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard

https://tinyurl.com/yc37s27h
38 seconds; if she works out okay, she needs a TX MoMe invite.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 06:51 PM (hovnC)

276 b) she got to college and they filled her mind with queer theory. Or both.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 13, 2024 06:32 PM (lHPJf)

Probably this. Lots of normal wymyns born of normal parents get turned at university. Got caught up in that myself. I got better.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 13, 2024 06:51 PM (OX9vb)

277 So I just read the story from the daily Mail and it turns out she's not much of a power lesbian if she's doing a dude.

Maybe I am elderly. But in my day there were no chicks with dicks, just dudes with boobs.

Posted by: Roberto at November 13, 2024 06:51 PM (t1he3)

278 New York Post@nypost
ABC brass scramble to bring in pro-Trump voices to ‘The View’ and other shows: ‘Panic mode’
_______________

Memo to self: maybe watching The Spew might be entertaining after all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 06:52 PM (YqDXo)

279 I had a raccoon in my stairwell. He was there yesterday morning, stayed all day, and was there when I got up this morning. I called animal control, who came over and euthanized him. Probably rabid.
...
Posted by: Archimedes at November 13, 2024 06:45 PM (xCA6C)


You're just lucky it wasn't a Power Raccoon.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 13, 2024 06:52 PM (eDfFs)

280 Still coming to terms with understanding the berserker logic of this pick.

Three things come to mind

1) Gaetz was targeted by the DOJ with false sex abuse accusations, and Trump seems to be picking people with a bone to pick, as it were.
2) Gaetz reamed out the DOJ for their abuses a lot in congress and is not likely to play nice or let them slide out of some sense of decorum or respect for the government.
3) Its a big F you to the people using lawfare to destroy him and horrify his family and friends.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 06:52 PM (Hh1ER)

281 So if Dad would have turned off the lights, Kamala would have won?

Y'know, I think this gal might just be a wee bit crazy.
Posted by: mikeski

Does she have a nice rack?

Posted by: a. moron. at November 13, 2024 06:52 PM (v0R5T)

282 Getting Gaetz confirmed is going to be a slog. Some usual suspects. From the NYTimes

“He’s got his work really cut out for him,” Senator Joni Ernst, Republican of Iowa, said, chuckling as she spoke.

Senator John Cornyn, Republican of Texas, raised his eyebrows when reporters informed him of Mr. Trump’s choice.

“I was shocked by the announcement — that shows why the advise and consent process is so important,” said Senator Susan Collins

“I don’t think he’s a serious candidate,” Senator Lisa Murkowski


Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 13, 2024 06:52 PM (vO42M)

283 215 There are valid reasons someone might oppose Gaetz as Attorney General. He's kind of sleazy. He seems to be a bit of a loose cannon. He doesn't have a lot of administrative experience.

But I notice that all the complaints against him have nothing to do with any of that. They seem more shocked and horrified, not substantive in their complaints.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 06:44 PM (Hh1ER)

--- ---

He was right on Russiagate, he was right on the corruption of the DOJ and he called them out on it, consistently and publicly.

That scares the DOJ/FBI shitless.

I know he'd clean house and un-bury all the bodies...
But I think it's a long shot to get him confirmed.

I liked the idea somebody floated on here a few threads back.
Threaten to have DeStantis put Gaetz in Rubio's seat if they don't consent.

Now that's a rock and a hard place.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 13, 2024 06:52 PM (6ydKt)

284 Not nutz at all...

Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
WATCH: Liberal woman says Elon Musk should be executed by a ‘firing squad of black women’ and his money used for reparations @FBI

https://tinyurl.com/yze6unns
58 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 06:49 PM (hovnC)

How dare they take money from an African-American for reparations!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 13, 2024 06:52 PM (VNX3d)

285 Probably this. Lots of normal wymyns born of normal parents get turned at university. Got caught up in that myself. I got better.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 13, 2024 06:51 PM (OX9vb)
_________________

LUGs?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 06:52 PM (YqDXo)

286 How did they kill the raccoon?

Ennui.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 13, 2024 06:52 PM (Lt3SL)

287 >>> banana dream thanks, Laphroaig it is
Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2024 06:51 PM (fwDg9)


Enjoy brother!

Posted by: banana Dream at November 13, 2024 06:53 PM (Y6IkP)

288 Y'know, I think this gal might just be a wee bit crazy.
Posted by: mikeski

Does she have a nice rack?
Posted by: a. moron. at November 13, 2024 06:52 PM (v0R5T)

You can fix her!

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 13, 2024 06:53 PM (VGRuw)

289 "Sexual proclivities have nothing to do with the actual crime. "

They can indicate that a person is nuts so I call BS on this statement.

Posted by: fd at November 13, 2024 06:53 PM (vFG9F)

290 Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
WATCH: Liberal woman says Elon Musk should be executed by a ‘firing squad of black women’ and his money used for reparations @FBI
_________________

Safest place to stand would probably be right in front of Musk.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 06:53 PM (YqDXo)

291 75 Power lesbian? 18V carpet muncher.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at November 13, 2024 06:30 PM (99t1i)
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You call 18 Volts 'power'?

Posted by: Ciampino - 240 volts is better at November 13, 2024 06:53 PM (i0xsb)

292 Senator John Cornyn, Republican of Texas, raised his eyebrows when reporters informed him of Mr. Trump’s choice.

“I was shocked by the announcement — that shows why the advise and consent process is so important,” said Senator Susan Collins

“I don’t think he’s a serious candidate,” Senator Lisa Murkowski


All three of you can just gorge on an enormous bag o' d***s.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 13, 2024 06:53 PM (xCA6C)

293 Maybe it's just about getting someone who will do what Trump asks.

Gaetz fits that bill, I guess.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 06:53 PM (mzM2O)

294 This might be controversial, but Tulsi looks a lot better in spandex than Whoopie would.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 13, 2024 06:54 PM (pohLc)

295 she got to college and they filled her mind with queer theory

I have heard it reliably said by many people that almost all women are at least a little Bi, especially if they get drunk or stoned. It doesn't take a lot of nudging to get someone like that to go a bit too far over the edge, and then praise and pressure them to stay there and make it their identity.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 06:54 PM (Hh1ER)

296 248 I deserve a celebratory drink
Ardbeg or Laphroaig?
Posted by: Skip

Ha! If it's Laphroig Quarter Cask no question.

Ralphy the Scottish YouTube expert did make Ardbeg his brand of the year last year so there's that.

Got both in stock; will evaluate while watching a cowboy movie tonight.

Posted by: Auspex at November 13, 2024 06:54 PM (j4U/Z)

297 49 Norman Spiny, I'm for open carry to remove all doubt about fucking with me
*********************************
A valid point. I just like dishing out surprises. I'm a giver.

Posted by: Norman Spiny at November 13, 2024 06:54 PM (/bDMB)

298 >>>It's easy to see why "Identity Politics" is such a popular issue. I'd say over 80% of the comments on this thread address the term "power lesbian" or "trans". And, yet, it's a murder. Sexual proclivities have nothing to do with the actual crime. The media outlet(s) only include it in the story because people are so hung up on labeling and categorizing....identifying. It's a selling point to gather interest.

LGBTQ+ is proof of long-standing mental illness. It’s relevant info, same as if she were diagnosed schizo or was addicted to meth.

Posted by: SpaceX Recruiting at November 13, 2024 06:54 PM (4qKFc)

299 I had no idea Election Denial was legal now

Posted by: jsg at November 13, 2024 06:55 PM (7kKPC)

300 “I don’t think he’s a serious candidate,” Senator Lisa Murkowski
________________

Well, you and Collins are not serious Senators, so there's that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 06:55 PM (YqDXo)

301 I'm very glad all of the world is able to see these psychopaths for who they are.

I'm guessing these are the ones most susceptible to the programming.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 06:55 PM (mzM2O)

302 Anyone tried to sign up for X the last day or so? I decided to join, but I'm having trouble with the signup process. After matching the shapes to their orbits (which took me a while to figure out), it's telling me to try again later.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 13, 2024 06:55 PM (qBdHI)

303 I like how the King Harv ad kind of illustrates the post.

That must have been intentional on Ace's part.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2024 06:56 PM (guGkK)

304 One year older brother

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2024 06:56 PM (fwDg9)

305 It's easy to see why "Identity Politics" is such a popular issue. I'd say over 80% of the comments on this thread address the term "power lesbian" or "trans".
________________

I thought "power lesbian" meant she'd be executed in the electric chair.

Was I wrong?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 06:56 PM (YqDXo)

306

Power lesbians, activate !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 13, 2024 06:56 PM (NtVYv)

307 I have heard it reliably said by many people that almost all women are at least a little Bi, especially if they get drunk or stoned

I saw a bit by a comedienne where she said she was tired of men because she didn't find she didn't have much in common so she decided to try dating a woman.

And it was all going great, they liked doing the same things, until her girlfriend dropped her pants and it was happy fun time. Because at that point the comedienne said she realized she was 100% straight

Posted by: 18-1 at November 13, 2024 06:56 PM (oZhjI)

308 Rudy Giuliani begs fans for donations after having 'measly' bank account seized: 'I can't buy food'

https://mol.im/a/14078503

Posted by: Ciampino - OK Trump take care of this at November 13, 2024 06:56 PM (i0xsb)

309 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 27m
Polymarket CEO after FBI raid: "It’s discouraging that the current administration would seek a last-ditch effort to go after companies they deem to be associated with political opponents. We are deeply committed to being non-partisan, and today is no different, but the incumbents should do some self-reflecting and recognize that taking a more pro-business, pro-startup approach may be what would have changed their fate this election."

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 25m
Polymarket Investigated by DOJ for Allegedly Letting US Users Bet on Platform — Bloomberg

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 06:56 PM (hovnC)

310 LGBTQ+ is proof of long-standing mental illness. It’s relevant info, same as if she were diagnosed schizo or was addicted to meth.
Posted by: SpaceX Recruiting at November 13, 2024 06:54 PM (4qKFc)
________________________________

Oh, hell yeah, I agree. But, no one in a position to make a difference will touch that third rail. You could say it is implied, and that's why the media outlet brings up the sexual preferences. But, that's not why THEY did it.

Posted by: Orson at November 13, 2024 06:57 PM (dIske)

311 banana dream thanks, Laphroaig it is
Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2024 06:51 PM


Mmmm...Laphroaig.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 13, 2024 06:57 PM (Wnv9h)

312 “I don’t think he’s a serious candidate,” Senator Lisa Murkowski

--

Unless Thune becomes pretty hard-nosed with people like her (stop laughing), Trump is going to have trouble confirming his cabinet picks. I hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 13, 2024 06:57 PM (qBdHI)

313 This is what Bezos hires?

Blue Origin is the Boeing of SpaceXs.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 13, 2024 06:57 PM (zlGo9)

314 The closest high school to the murder house is Rainier Beach HS. It is ranked 14/21 public high schools in the city. So low end neighborhood in shitty school district. And still costs $800k to live there.

Why do people put up with this shit? I don’t get it.

Oh wait must be the amazing Seattle weather, makes it all worthwhile. 🤣

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 13, 2024 06:57 PM (g/4UX)

315 303 I like how the King Harv ad kind of illustrates the post.

That must have been intentional on Ace's part.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2024 06:56 PM (guGkK)


Special Forces Otter with Assault Chainsaw.

King Harv knows his audience

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 06:57 PM (mzM2O)

316 Actress Ann Prentiss went to jail for attacking and trying to kill her father. She was in California State Prison and contacted someone to finish the job on Dad, kill her bro-in-law Richard Benjamin, and one other person, I forgot who. She was convicted of the plot and spent her years from age 57-70 in the slammer. She died there, age 70.

Posted by: No Ice Axe, IIRC at November 13, 2024 06:57 PM (nS6qG)

317 This might be controversial, but Tulsi looks a lot better in spandex than Whoopie would.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 13, 2024 06:54 PM (pohLc)
______________

That's true of Shamu, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 06:57 PM (YqDXo)

318 Go,go power lesbians!

Posted by: Lars at November 13, 2024 06:58 PM (kJH1Z)

319 WTH is a "power lesbian?"

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 13, 2024 06:58 PM (qBdHI)

320 The closest high school to the murder house is Rainier Beach HS. It is ranked 14/21 public high schools in the city. So low end neighborhood in shitty school district. And still costs $800k to live there.

Why do people put up with this shit? I don’t get it.
_________________

For the diversity!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 06:58 PM (YqDXo)

321 And, yet, it's a murder. Sexual proclivities have nothing to do with the actual crime. The media outlet(s) only include it in the story because people are so hung up on labeling and categorizing....identifying. It's a selling point to gather interest.

Posted by: Orson at November 13, 2024 06:51 PM (dIske)

It isn't a selling point, its a pecking order. Tranny 1 , crazy lesbian daughter #2, guy who paid for everything #3.

And I wouldn't take any bets she doesn't skate because she's on the heirarchy totem pole a step higher.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 06:58 PM (n7h9X)

322 248 I deserve a celebratory drink
Ardbeg or Laphroaig?
Posted by: Skip


My FIL took a shot of Laphroaig at his sons pre wedding party and immediately puked

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 13, 2024 06:58 PM (NtVYv)

323 319 WTH is a "power lesbian?"

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 13, 2024 06:58 PM (qBdHI

Guessing something you buy in a Love Stuff.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 06:58 PM (mzM2O)

324 Ann Prentiss was a nutter for sure.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 13, 2024 06:58 PM (qBdHI)

325 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
TRUMP ADMINISTRATION SO FAR:

• Vice President: JD Vance
• Secretary of State: Marco Rubio
• Attorney General: Matt Gaetz
• Defense Secretary: Pete Hegseth
• Secretary of Homeland Security: Kristi Noem
• Director of National Intelligence: Tulsi Gabbard
• National Security Advisor: Mike Waltz
• CIA Director: John Ratcliffe
• White House Chief of Staff: Susie Wiles
• Senate Majority Leader: John Thune
• EPA Administrator: Lee Zeldin
• Ambassador to the United Nations: Elise Stefanik
• White House Counsel: Bill McGinley
• Deputy Chief of Staff: Dan Scavino
• Border Czar: Tom Homan
• Ambassador to Israel: Mike Huckabee
• Government Efficiency Advisors: Elon Musk & Vivek Ramaswamy
• Middle East Envoy: Steve Witkoff

Dan Scavino, Stephen Miller, James Blair and Taylor Budowich will all take senior staff roles in the White House

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 07:00 PM (hovnC)

326 Maybe the dad molested her in to a lesbo

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 13, 2024 07:00 PM (NtVYv)

327 I bet they ride Honda Groms

Posted by: jsg at November 13, 2024 07:00 PM (7kKPC)

328 It's easy to see why "Identity Politics" is such a popular issue. I'd say over 80% of the comments on this thread address the term "power lesbian" or "trans".
________________

I thought "power lesbian" meant she'd be executed in the electric chair.

Was I wrong?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 06:56 PM (YqDXo)

Mocking is not supporting.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 07:00 PM (n7h9X)

329 You call 18 Volts 'power'?
Posted by: Ciampino - 240 volts is better at November 13, 2024 06:53 PM (i0xsb)

Watts are power.

Posted by: SpaceX Recruiting at November 13, 2024 07:00 PM (4qKFc)

330 have heard it reliably said by many people that almost all women are at least a little Bi, especially if they get drunk or stoned. It doesn't take a lot of nudging to get someone like that to go a bit too far over the edge, and then praise and pressure them to stay there and make it their identity.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November

Um. No.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 13, 2024 07:01 PM (UodRc)

331 Even if incomes are 50% higher in Seattle than say St Louis, housing is like 300% higher. The ratio is so out of wack in Seattle and other west coast cities.

It’s an interesting dynamic why millions of people choose to live in these places.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 13, 2024 07:01 PM (g/4UX)

332 "Actress Ann Prentiss went to jail for attacking and trying to kill her father. She was in California State Prison and contacted someone to finish the job on Dad, kill her bro-in-law Richard Benjamin, and one other person, I forgot who. She was convicted of the plot and spent her years from age 57-70 in the slammer. She died there, age 70.
Posted by: No Ice Axe, IIRC"




Are Ann Prentiss and Paula Prentiss twins?

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2024 07:01 PM (fV+MH)

333 Gaetz nomination:
3) Its a big F you to the people using lawfare to destroy him and horrify his family and friends.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Thanks. That's reason enough.

Posted by: Auspex at November 13, 2024 07:01 PM (j4U/Z)

334 A power lesbian doesn't have to be drawn by a horse.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2024 07:01 PM (guGkK)

335
My FIL took a shot of Laphroaig at his sons pre wedding party and immediately puked
\

I like Laphroaig, but it's not what you start drinking when you're going out. Stick with what you know at that point.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 13, 2024 07:01 PM (xCA6C)

336 Rudy Giuliani begs fans for donations after having 'measly' bank account seized: 'I can't buy food'

https://mol.im/a/14078503
Posted by: Ciampino - OK Trump take care of this at November 13, 2024 06:56 PM (i0xsb)


Michael Milken smiles.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 13, 2024 07:01 PM (Lt3SL)

337 I thought "power lesbian" meant she'd be executed in the electric chair.

Was I wrong?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 06:56 PM (YqDXo)

To be honest, I thought it referred to her sexual appliance, like, 120v or 240v?

Posted by: mrp at November 13, 2024 07:01 PM (rj6Yv)

338 And, yet, it's a murder. Sexual proclivities have nothing to do with the actual crime.
_________________

But mental illness does, and it was involved in spades here.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 07:02 PM (YqDXo)

339 Maybe it's just about getting someone who will do what Trump asks.

Gaetz fits that bill, I guess.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I don't think the Donald is afraid of a fight. I also think he's going to fight with his rules. Politics is undergoing a paradigm shift. This is Trump 2.0 and the upgrades aren't cosmetic.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Peanut at November 13, 2024 07:02 PM (J3q5G)

340 have heard it reliably said by many people that almost all women are at least a little Bi



If my 4 years of college are any indication, this is 100% accurate.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 13, 2024 07:02 PM (g/4UX)

341 248 I deserve a celebratory drink
Ardbeg or Laphroaig?
Posted by: Skip


My FIL took a shot of Laphroaig at his sons pre wedding party and immediately puked
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 13, 2024 06:58 PM (NtVYv)

That's efficient, skip the boring middle parts.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 07:02 PM (n7h9X)

342 Say what? It's at least diverse, amirite?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 06:48 PM (YqDXo)

It is, now, after years of gentrification. But it has an MLK Boulevard, if that gives you any idea of the sportiness of the area.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 13, 2024 07:03 PM (i24o9)

343 Power lesbian. Whatever the fuck that is.

How the fuck do you put that in a headline regarding a murderer ???

Posted by: deadrody at November 13, 2024 07:03 PM (vgB0v)

344 And, yet, it's a murder. Sexual proclivities have nothing to do with the actual crime.
_________________

But mental illness does, and it was involved in spades here.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 07:02 PM (YqDXo)

That spades and metal illness is a little close to home there.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 07:03 PM (n7h9X)

345 Maybe the dad molested her in to a lesbo
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 13, 2024 07:00 PM (NtVYv)

Lots of speculation and blaming the victim here.

At some point, a child becomes an adult and is responsible for their own actions. You can raise ‘em right, and still have them turn out rotten.

Conversely, I’ve known people who were abused who went on to be stellar parents and great people.

Posted by: SpaceX Recruiting at November 13, 2024 07:03 PM (4qKFc)

346 Even if incomes are 50% higher in Seattle than say St Louis, housing is like 300% higher. The ratio is so out of wack in Seattle and other west coast cities.

It’s an interesting dynamic why millions of people choose to live in these places.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 13, 2024 07:01 PM (g/4UX)
________________

Especially to put up with Seattle's shitty weather.

At least here in SoCal we have great weather, day after day after day after ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 07:04 PM (YqDXo)

347 Leading Report @LeadingReport 7h
BREAKING: Jill Biden reportedly handed Trump a handwritten letter for Melania after Mrs. Trump declined the White House invitation to meet with the First Lady.
=====
Dear Melania
Sorry we tried to kill your husband. Twice. But we all hate Kamala and all four of us voted for your husband.
DOCTOR Jill

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 07:04 PM (hovnC)

348 Paula is one year older than Ann.

Posted by: Ragusa Girls at November 13, 2024 07:04 PM (nS6qG)

349 "My FIL took a shot of Laphroaig at his sons pre wedding party and immediately puked\"


Holy shit. Sounds like goat piss.

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2024 07:04 PM (fV+MH)

350 Well, on the bright side, from now on if someone accuses her of having 'daddy issues' she can honestly say 'no'

Posted by: moleman at November 13, 2024 07:04 PM (gKWVE)

351 It is, now, after years of gentrification. But it has an MLK Boulevard, if that gives you any idea of the sportiness of the area.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 13, 2024 07:03 PM (i24o9)
__________________

So they've been denigrating the area?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 07:05 PM (YqDXo)

352 Conversely, I’ve known people who were abused who went on to be stellar parents and great people.
Posted by: SpaceX Recruiting at November 13, 2024 07:03 PM (4qKFc)

Thanks Dad. Agreed

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 13, 2024 07:05 PM (NtVYv)

353 A 67 year old is elderly? I resemble that comment.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 13, 2024 07:05 PM (kTd/k)

354 Wow, if only there was some technology that a power lesbian could put into her house in ultra tree-hugging Seattle that could somehow turn off the lights automatically.

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 13, 2024 07:05 PM (NMT5x)

355 "Paula is one year older than Ann.
Posted by: Ragusa Girls"


That the longest delivery ever.

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2024 07:05 PM (fV+MH)

356 Go,go power lesbians!
Posted by: Lars at November 13, 2024 06:58 PM


Wonder Dyke powers, activate!

Form of...an Ice dildo!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 13, 2024 07:05 PM (Wnv9h)

357 WTH is a "power lesbian?"
Posted by: Lady in Black


Bride of Frankenstein, but with an Abby Normal brain.

Posted by: mikeski at November 13, 2024 07:05 PM (DgGvY)

358 have heard it reliably said by many people that almost all women are at least a little Bi



If my 4 years of college are any indication, this is 100% accurate.
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 13, 2024 07:02 PM (g/4UX)


Are you still bisexual?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 13, 2024 07:06 PM (Lt3SL)

359
I hope Melania returns her note.

Sorry. We're super busy cleaning the all the jackbooted footprints out of the carpet at Mar-a-Lago!

Maybe another time, Doctor.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 07:06 PM (mzM2O)

360 Leading Report @LeadingReport 8h
BREAKING: A federal appeals court has ordered CNN to stand trial in a defamation lawsuit involving James O’Keefe and Project Veritas.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 07:06 PM (hovnC)

361 Holy shit. Sounds like goat piss.
Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2024 07:04 PM (fV+MH)


Tastes like eating a charcoal briquet with rubbing alcohol.

Some people like it.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 13, 2024 07:06 PM (NtVYv)

362 Isn't Power Lesbian an Iron Maiden song ?

Posted by: jsg at November 13, 2024 07:06 PM (7kKPC)

363 Wow, if only there was some technology that a power lesbian could put into her house in ultra tree-hugging Seattle that could somehow turn off the lights automatically.
Posted by: haffhowershower at November 13, 2024 07:05 PM (NMT5x)


I gets no respect.

Posted by: The Clapper at November 13, 2024 07:06 PM (Lt3SL)

364 ruh roh

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2024 07:06 PM (fV+MH)

365 Leading Report @LeadingReport 9h
BREAKING: Shelley Luther, who was jailed for keeping her salon open during the 2020 COVID lockdowns, has secured a state House seat in Texas’ District 62.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 07:06 PM (hovnC)

366 >>> 349 "My FIL took a shot of Laphroaig at his sons pre wedding party and immediately puked\"


Holy shit. Sounds like goat piss.
Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2024 07:04 PM (fV+MH)

Trivia for the day: buck goats piss all over themselves to make themselves attractive to the does.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 13, 2024 07:07 PM (zlGo9)

367 It is, now, after years of gentrification. But it has an MLK Boulevard, if that gives you any idea of the sportiness of the area.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 13, 2024 07:03 PM (i24o9)
________________

I'd kinda guessed that, just from the low house value.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 07:07 PM (YqDXo)

368 Power lezzie took an axe and gave her daddy forty whacks.

Posted by: DavieDez at November 13, 2024 07:07 PM (FkoCW)

369 Leading Report @LeadingReport 8h
BREAKING: A federal appeals court has ordered CNN to stand trial in a defamation lawsuit involving James O’Keefe and Project Veritas.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 07:06 PM (hovnC)

They can defend themselves by saying nobody heard it.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 07:07 PM (n7h9X)

370
Recess appointments being the strategy for dealing with Senate Thunites?

Draw the sword, Donald. The 25 GOPe Roman senators have the impeachment daggers drawn anyway.

Posted by: Auspex at November 13, 2024 07:07 PM (j4U/Z)

371 Go,go power lesbians!
Posted by: Lars at November 13, 2024 06:58 PM

Wonder Dyke powers, activate!

Form of...an Ice dildo!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 13, 2024 07:05 PM (Wnv9h)

Shape of . . . a false phallus appendage made from your forearm.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 13, 2024 07:08 PM (i24o9)

372 Mighty Morbid Power Lesbians was a great show.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 07:08 PM (z/jjr)

373 Jill can go Fk herself as far as I care. I don't want reconciliation, I want skulls on pikes

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2024 07:08 PM (fwDg9)

374 Well somebody sexually molested her, and given the fact she killed him and not some stepdad or some random dude her mom brought home, I think we can guess this is one case when dad had some input.
------------
That right there is what's commonly known as a boatload of assumptions.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 13, 2024 06:36 PM (mH6SG)

What I see on this website and elsewhere, are people who struggle with the notion that fathers sometimes sexually molest their children.

That's not an assumption.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2024 07:08 PM (lH8E4)

375 >>> 365 Leading Report @LeadingReport 9h
BREAKING: Shelley Luther, who was jailed for keeping her salon open during the 2020 COVID lockdowns, has secured a state House seat in Texas' District 62.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 07:06 PM (hovnC)

HA HA!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 13, 2024 07:08 PM (zlGo9)

376 My FIL took a shot of Laphroaig at his sons pre wedding party and immediately puked
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 13, 2024 06:58 PM


Took. A shot. Of Laphroaig?!

O_o

*cuddles bottle of Laphroaig protectively*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 13, 2024 07:08 PM (Wnv9h)

377 have heard it reliably said by many people that almost all women are at least a little Bi

-----

Polar? At least this one probably was.

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 13, 2024 07:08 PM (NMT5x)

378 I saw the Power Lesbians at CBGB's in '81.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 13, 2024 07:09 PM (RMjVS)

379 377 have heard it reliably said by many people that almost all women are at least a little Bi

-----

Polar? At least this one probably was.
Posted by: haffhowershower at November 13, 2024 07:08 PM (NMT5x

LOL!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 07:09 PM (mzM2O)

380 Leon Trotsky was killed with an ice axe. In Mexico City, of all places.
Carla Faye Tucker was executed in Texas for murdering a guy with…….you guessed it….an ice axe! This lesbian gal is only the third ice axe murderer I’ve heard of.

Posted by: Eromero at November 13, 2024 07:09 PM (LHPAg)

381 "My FIL took a shot of Laphroaig at his sons pre wedding party and immediately puked\"

Holy shit. Sounds like goat piss.
Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2024 07:04 PM (fV+MH)


It's very peaty. So, if you're not used to Laphroaig, it'd be a bit like down a shot of asphalt, taste-wise.

That being said, Laphroaig is still weak sauce compared to Octomore. Now, there's a peaty whiskey. Laphroaig is for wee babies and little puppies.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 13, 2024 07:10 PM (eDfFs)

382 Dear Melania
Sorry we tried to kill your husband. Twice. But we all hate Kamala and all four of us voted for your husband.
DOCTOR Jill
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC)
......

Fuck you DOCTOR
I vant my jewelry.
Und my panties and toys. DO NOT GIVE TO HUNTER
Again
Fuck you, M

Posted by: wth at November 13, 2024 07:10 PM (v0R5T)

383 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 21h
🚨BREAKING: Spirit Airlines, known for its cheap flights prices and overpriced baggage fees and other services, is preparing to file for bankruptcy.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 07:10 PM (hovnC)

384 Are Ann Prentiss and Paula Prentiss twins?

--

Paula is older, but back in their younger days, you could hardly tell them apart. They looked and sounded that much alike. It was uncanny.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 13, 2024 07:10 PM (qBdHI)

385 The pre-1975 kickstart Honda Lesbian is a great ride.

Posted by: 13times at November 13, 2024 07:10 PM (44mUT)

386 Took. A shot. Of Laphroaig?!

Yeah, that's heresy.

If you want a shot, then tequila is your drink.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2024 07:10 PM (guGkK)

387 Trivia for the day: buck goats piss all over themselves to make themselves attractive to the does.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 13, 2024 07:07 PM


* scribbles notes *

Posted by: Axe Body Wash Product Manager at November 13, 2024 07:10 PM (a3Q+t)

388 It was a Dyke-otomy

Posted by: jsg at November 13, 2024 07:10 PM (7kKPC)

389 What I see on this website and elsewhere, are people who struggle with the notion that fathers sometimes sexually molest their children.

That's not an assumption.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2024 07:08 PM (lH8E4)

Less convinced they stay living with them into their 20s

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 07:10 PM (n7h9X)

390 I saw the Power Lesbians at CBGB's in '81.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 13, 2024 07:09 PM (RMjVS)

They refused to open for Men at Work.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 13, 2024 07:10 PM (i24o9)

391 Leon Trotsky was killed with an ice axe. In Mexico City, of all places.
Carla Faye Tucker was executed in Texas for murdering a guy with…….you guessed it….an ice axe! This lesbian gal is only the third ice axe murderer I’ve heard of.

Posted by: Eromero at November 13, 2024 07:09 PM (LHPAg)
__________________

Why would anyone have an ice axe in Mexico or Texas?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 07:11 PM (YqDXo)

392 Wow. That is some weapons-grade nonsense.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 13, 2024 06:40 PM (d9fT1)

And as usual, you don't know what you're talking about.

Stick to your areas of expertise, Charlie.

If you have any.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2024 07:11 PM (lH8E4)

393 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 21h
🚨BREAKING: Spirit Airlines, known for its cheap flights prices and overpriced baggage fees and other services, is preparing to file for bankruptcy.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 07:10 PM (hovnC)

Did losing one of their planes to groundfire in Haiti, at least temporarily while getting repaired, accelerate this?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 13, 2024 07:11 PM (VNX3d)

394 Eromero, you posted that right before I was going to say she was hot to Trotsky.

Posted by: fd at November 13, 2024 07:11 PM (vFG9F)

395 383 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 21h
🚨BREAKING: Spirit Airlines, known for its cheap flights prices and overpriced baggage fees and other services, is preparing to file for bankruptcy.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 07:10 PM (hovnC)

Spirit Airlines.

Aka WorldStar!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 07:11 PM (mzM2O)

396 First time Daddy ever told her, "No".

Posted by: creeper at November 13, 2024 07:12 PM (M6moH)

397 Trivia for the day: buck goats piss all over themselves to make themselves attractive to the does.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 13, 2024 07:07 PM



So similar to the mating habits of hobos.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2024 07:12 PM (guGkK)

398 Why would anyone have an ice axe in Mexico or Texas?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 07:11 PM (YqDXo)
________________

It would be like having a surf board in Kansas.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 07:12 PM (YqDXo)

399 "Kamala spent a million on this. Kamala spent a million on that"

WHERE IN THE MISSING 900 MILLION???

Posted by: Max Power at November 13, 2024 07:12 PM (+hny1)

400 Leon Trotsky was killed with an ice axe. In Mexico City, of all places.
Carla Faye Tucker was executed in Texas for murdering a guy with…….you guessed it….an ice axe! This lesbian gal is only the third ice axe murderer I’ve heard of.

Posted by: Eromero at November 13, 2024 07:09 PM (LHPAg)
__________________

Why would anyone have an ice axe in Mexico or Texas?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 07:11 PM (YqDXo)

Refrigerators. It was the 1940s.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 07:12 PM (n7h9X)

401 They refused to open for Men at Work.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 13, 2024 07:10 PM (i24o9)

Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 13, 2024 07:12 PM (RMjVS)

402 Bitcoin at $90,345,75 right now on Canada's Bloomberg News affiliate.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 07:12 PM (hovnC)

403 Not sure I want anything to do with a Lapfrog. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 13, 2024 07:12 PM (mH6SG)

404
remember PIEDMONT AIRLINES?

remember VALUJET?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at November 13, 2024 07:13 PM (yEXRx)

405 Jr. Black has MSDNC on for laughs, like he always does and I happened to walk past while Joy Reid's show was on. She's blowing the trumpets on Gaetz's "sex scandal." If anyone thinks the election would make these idiots reset their way of approaching things...think again.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 13, 2024 07:13 PM (qBdHI)

406 BREAKING: Spirit Airlines, known for its cheap flights prices and overpriced baggage fees and other services
_________________

What? No mention of the fights in the departure lounges?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 07:13 PM (YqDXo)

407 Power lezzie took an axe and gave her daddy forty whacks.
Posted by: DavieDez at November 13, 2024 07:07 PM


Useless fun fact: half of my family is in the same cemetery as the Bordens.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 13, 2024 07:13 PM (Wnv9h)

408 That right there is what's commonly known as a boatload of assumptions.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 13, 2024 06:36 PM


I'm not finding that unit in the Star Fleet archives. Is boatload metric or Imperial?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 13, 2024 07:13 PM (a3Q+t)

409 >>Bitcoin at $90,345,75 right now on Canada's Bloomberg News affiliate.


It's gonna go even higher when the Market corrects.

And the Market WILL correct itself.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 07:13 PM (z/jjr)

410 I saw Power Lesbians open for the Indigo Girls at Lilith Fair in ''97.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 07:14 PM (llXky)

411
Thanks, Ace, for giving us this much needed pick-me-up post.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at November 13, 2024 07:14 PM (yEXRx)

412 "Why would anyone have an ice axe in Mexico or Texas?"

Climate change.

Posted by: The Ice Age is coming at November 13, 2024 07:14 PM (vFG9F)

413 This chilly weather is making me sleepy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 07:14 PM (mzM2O)

414 The Power Lesbian!
It slices! It dices! It tenderizes!
Get yours now!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2024 07:14 PM (ynpvh)

415 Just a local crime story. Now, a United States Marine defending others aboard a subway train from an aggressive lunatic making death threats, or even the Minneapolis police subduing a drug addict shop lifter, those are national stories implicating the racist hegemony. Be better, ace!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 13, 2024 07:14 PM (1TOMa)

416 What kind of icemen are you? Show me your tongs!

Posted by: Groucho at November 13, 2024 07:15 PM (nS6qG)

417 🚨BREAKING: Spirit Airlines, known for its cheap flights prices and overpriced baggage fees and other services, is preparing to file for bankruptcy.
Posted by: andycanuck

The flying in illegals grift is over.

Posted by: Auspex at November 13, 2024 07:15 PM (j4U/Z)

418 I was shocked at the nomination,” Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) told Punchbowl News. “This is why the Senate’s advise and consent process is so important. I’m sure that there will be many, many questions raised at Mr. Gaetz’s hearing.”

==

Did Susan vote to confirm Holder and Garland ?

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 07:15 PM (V13WU)

419 Why would anyone have an ice axe in Mexico or Texas?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Hielo comes in blocks so it melts slower. Sort of.

Posted by: Manuel Labor at November 13, 2024 07:15 PM (v0R5T)

420 Not sure I want anything to do with a Lapfrog. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 13, 2024 07:12 PM


You can get one if you walk into a Gentlemen's Club and make it rana.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 13, 2024 07:15 PM (a3Q+t)

421 It would be like having a surf board in Kansas.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 07:12 PM (YqDXo)

Surf the Elk River!

Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 13, 2024 07:15 PM (RMjVS)

422 >>> 411
Thanks, Ace, for giving us this much needed pick-me-up post.
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at November 13, 2024 07:14 PM (yEXRx)

*I* liked it!

Posted by: Stan at November 13, 2024 07:15 PM (zlGo9)

423 What's all this ice axes? Are we talking ice picks here, or something different?

Posted by: From about That Time at November 13, 2024 07:15 PM (4780s)

424 The ratio is so out of wack in Seattle and other west coast cities.

Oregon used to be a pretty low-cost place to live but the cost has gone up and up and now its like top 12 in the country. Oregon. Its not like this is some powerhouse of industry and fashion, its just expensive.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 07:15 PM (Hh1ER)

425 Make Asylums Great Again!

Posted by: Roger the Cat at November 13, 2024 07:16 PM (O7YUW)

426 Power lezzie took an axe and gave her daddy forty whacks.
Posted by: DavieDez at November 13, 2024 07:07 PM

Useless fun fact: half of my family is in the same cemetery as the Bordens.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 13, 2024 07:13 PM (Wnv9h)

Where'd they put their other halves?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 13, 2024 07:16 PM (i24o9)

427 "Not sure I want anything to do with a Lapfrog. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Notorious BFD "

Was it the asphalt comp?

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2024 07:16 PM (fV+MH)

428 power lesbian

A lesbian who can rock masculinity in a feminine way. Always has many connections in both the gay district as well as the outside world.
Ellen Degeneres and Joanne from Rent are both examples of power lesbians.


hope this clears things up

Posted by: Don Black at November 13, 2024 07:16 PM (/7KEl)

429 Off feline sock

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 13, 2024 07:16 PM (O7YUW)

430 "Why would anyone have an ice axe in Mexico or Texas?"

Climate change.

Posted by: The Ice Age is coming at November 13, 2024 07:14 PM (vFG9F)
________________

They're changing the climate with ice axes??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 07:16 PM (YqDXo)

431 282
Smug, worthless guttersnipes. All they're doing is running interference for the democrats.
I hope Trump has a plan to break their backs.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 13, 2024 07:16 PM (3wi/L)

432
Anyone??

Emergency 80's Mystery Lyrics!

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at November 13, 2024 07:16 PM (yEXRx)

433 remember VALUJET?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover
......

Is that the one where the pilots all drank cheap vodka?

Posted by: wth at November 13, 2024 07:16 PM (v0R5T)

434 That being said, Laphroaig is still weak sauce compared to Octomore. Now, there's a peaty whiskey. Laphroaig is for wee babies and little puppies.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 13, 2024 07:10 PM


*takes notes*

Compare with Lagavulin...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 13, 2024 07:16 PM (Wnv9h)

435 I bought a lot of spirits for the anticipated crushing defeat. '

Instead I'm drinking it all for the massive skull-fucking goodness of watching MSNBC die.

Life is funny that way.

Posted by: jsg at November 13, 2024 07:16 PM (7kKPC)

436 (a) What's a "power lesbian"?

(b) You're not really supposed to shoot scotch.

Posted by: Please To Help The Understanding at November 13, 2024 07:16 PM (qE+/V)

437 The Power Lesbian!
It slices! It dices! It tenderizes!
Get yours now!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2024 07:14 PM (ynpvh)

Will it do nuts?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 13, 2024 07:17 PM (i24o9)

438 LOL.

U.S. Ministry of Truth @USMiniTru 3h
🚨JUST IN: @FoxNews confirms President-elect Donald Trump has nominated Jeremy Clarkson for Secretary of Transportation.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 07:17 PM (hovnC)

439 >>If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice


Dr Feelgood by Motley Crue

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 07:17 PM (z/jjr)

440 Not Guilty by reason of Climate Change

Posted by: Hal Dall at November 13, 2024 07:17 PM (KrKxR)

441 What kind of icemen are you? Show me your tongs!
Posted by: Groucho at November 13, 2024 07:15 PM


I'm glad you said tongs, and not dongs.

Posted by: zombie Ozti at November 13, 2024 07:17 PM (a3Q+t)

442 A lesbian dating a trans person sounds like a girl dating a guy.

Posted by: Ben Sears at November 13, 2024 07:17 PM (vM11h)

443 Have you ever held an ice axe in your hands?

It just speaks to you "Don't I feel great? Can you imagine the power I give you? Drive me into that assholes skull!

My DESTINY!!!"

Posted by: pawn at November 13, 2024 07:17 PM (QB+5g)

444 286 How did they kill the raccoon?

Ennui.

Garbage can full of antifreeze.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 13, 2024 07:17 PM (3wi/L)

445 Took. A shot. Of Laphroaig?!

Yeah, I caution newbies to imagine swallowing an umbrella, then opening it...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 13, 2024 07:17 PM (88IMd)

446 >What's all this ice axes? Are we talking ice picks here, or something different?
---

ice axe is a mountaineering tool
unless I'm wrong

Posted by: Don Black at November 13, 2024 07:17 PM (/7KEl)

447 Where'd they put their other halves?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 13, 2024 07:16 PM


Well played, sir.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 13, 2024 07:18 PM (Wnv9h)

448 What's all this ice axes? Are we talking ice picks here, or something different?
Posted by: From about That Time at November 13, 2024 07:15 PM (4780s)

Ice pick is like a screwdriver, but sharper. Good for chipping bits off a block for drinks or to shape it.

An ice ax is like a small pickaxe, to bash holes in it for mountain climbing.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 07:18 PM (n7h9X)

449 >>(b) You're not really supposed to shoot scotch.


Taht shit it only good for cleaning paintbrushes.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 07:18 PM (z/jjr)

450 >>If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice


Dr Feelgood by Motley Crue
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 07:17 PM (z/jjr)

Freewill by Rush

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 13, 2024 07:18 PM (VNX3d)

451 OT, it's great to be genx these days, now that they play shit like 'gonna sex you up' and 'closer' on oldies stations.
can't wait for tupac

Posted by: gKWVE at November 13, 2024 07:18 PM (gKWVE)

452 Put her in a men's prison.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 13, 2024 07:18 PM (yFcKl)

453 Other than the fact that 67 y/o IS NOT ELDERLY, I got nothing to say that won't get me in trouble.

Posted by: browndog howls at November 13, 2024 07:18 PM (TTAGa)

454 >>You can pick your family but you can't pick your friends.


Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 06:34 PM (hovnC)


But you can ice-pick them all!!!!

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 13, 2024 07:18 PM (NMT5x)

455 What I see on this website and elsewhere, are people who struggle with the notion that fathers sometimes sexually molest their children.

That's not an assumption.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2024 07:08 PM (lH8E4)
---
It is known that female sexuality is far more fluid than male is. Men typically have to be molested or abused to become gay, but women can and do deliberately choose to be lesbian as part of a political belief system. They sometimes go back.

Thus no molestation is required or even likely. She became a political lesbian and identified her father with everything she hates, becoming radicalized to point that she wanted him dead.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 07:19 PM (llXky)

456 A lesbian dating a trans person sounds like a girl dating a guy confused. As am I.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 07:19 PM (YqDXo)

457 437 The Power Lesbian!
It slices! It dices! It tenderizes!
Get yours now!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2024 07:14 PM (ynpvh)

Will it do nuts?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 13, 2024 07:17 PM (i24o9)tenderize!

Absolutely! Pulverizes them to dust!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2024 07:19 PM (ynpvh)

458 buck goats piss all over themselves to make themselves attractive to the does.

Yeah and it makes the billys smell awful. They are generally unpleasant and mean spirited anyway. We had a little pygmy goat on the farm, he thought he was badass despite being the size of a large cat, and tried to bully everyone and everything. It was sort of comical. The nanny goats were really friendly and nice and fun. And they didn't reek

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 07:19 PM (Hh1ER)

459
Paul Wellstone nominated for FAA?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 13, 2024 07:19 PM (yEXRx)

460 >>It just speaks to you "Don't I feel great? Can you imagine the power I give you? Drive me into that assholes skull!

So...like a Tire Iron?

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 07:19 PM (z/jjr)

461 Why would anyone have an ice axe in Mexico or Texas?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
......

Maybe they are Eskimos, brought all their stuff with them.

Posted by: wth at November 13, 2024 07:19 PM (v0R5T)

462 Scotch is gross.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 07:19 PM (mzM2O)

463
Was that tasteless, or just not funny?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 13, 2024 07:19 PM (yEXRx)

464
Deer Camp in Michigan starts tomorrow, so bourbon / rye Manhattans and crooked low stakes poker, followed by sleeping outside before dawn on Friday.

Posted by: Auspex at November 13, 2024 07:19 PM (j4U/Z)

465 "So...like a Tire Iron?"

Only fatal.

Posted by: pawn at November 13, 2024 07:20 PM (QB+5g)

466 Fuck you DOCTOR
I vant my jewelry.
Und my panties and toys. DO NOT GIVE TO HUNTER
Again
Fuck you, M
Posted by: wth


Throw out the panties. The Fibs were probably, um, pleasuring themselves while they searched your underwear drawer.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 13, 2024 07:20 PM (0Htd1)

467 I saw the Power Lesbians at CBGB's in '81.
Posted by: Sassy Fred

They refused to open for Men at Work.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder


* golf clap *

Posted by: mikeski at November 13, 2024 07:20 PM (DgGvY)

468 Power lesbian, eh? I guess laying claim to the first post-election pyschotic break is kind of a power move, if you're into that kind of thing.

Posted by: Splunge at November 13, 2024 07:20 PM (hmKaK)

469 Gaetz has already resigned from the House.

Not lacking for confidence.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 13, 2024 07:20 PM (pZ0Mr)

470 >>Freewill by Rush


Pretty sure it's the Crue.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 07:20 PM (z/jjr)

471 peaty whiskey.

That dog with a ring around his eye?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 13, 2024 07:20 PM (/HDjX)

472 It is known that female sexuality is far more fluid than male is.
________________

No pregnancy, no HIV ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 07:21 PM (YqDXo)

473 >Scotch is gross.

Posted by: AlaBAMA
---

tried it once. tasted like soap

Posted by: Don Black at November 13, 2024 07:21 PM (/7KEl)

474 Why would anyone have an ice axe in Mexico or Texas?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

To show daddy who's boss when he won't turn off the lights and that damn Trump is winning.

Posted by: Duh at November 13, 2024 07:21 PM (qE+/V)

475 @47/Sebastian Melmoth: "Is she a true lesbian if she’s married to a man pretending to be a woman?"

With car repairs being as expensive as they are, she opted for a different kind of blowing the tranny.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 13, 2024 07:21 PM (O7YUW)

476 365 Leading Report @LeadingReport 9h
BREAKING: Shelley Luther, who was jailed for keeping her salon open during the 2020 COVID lockdowns, has secured a state House seat in Texas’ District 62.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 07:06 PM (hovnC)
----
That always pissed me off: she went to jail but we saw securitycam video of Nancy "The Hammer" getting her hair done in a salon.

Posted by: Ciampino - Does Nancy beat Paul with that huge hammer? at November 13, 2024 07:21 PM (i0xsb)

477
Um. No.
Posted by: nurse ratched

=====================

Double no.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 13, 2024 07:21 PM (Xwngz)

478 peaty whiskey.

Me not likee.
Now, a nice floral highlands...

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 13, 2024 07:22 PM (/HDjX)

479 453 Other than the fact that 67 y/o IS NOT ELDERLY, I got nothing to say that won't get me in trouble.
Posted by: browndog howls at November 13, 2024 07:18 PM (TTAGa)

In Kali it's 65. That's the starting age where it's legally considered elder abuse.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2024 07:22 PM (ynpvh)

480
>>If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice


Dr Feelgood by Motley Crue
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 07:17 PM (z/jjr)

Freewill by Rush
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf



Yeah, you're both wrong. It's Freewill by Rush.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 13, 2024 07:22 PM (yEXRx)

481 Power Lesbian? So is she like the one that is in charge of "the tools" in the relationship? Never understood that they don't like men, yet, use items on each other that are modeled after men.

Posted by: Sua Sponte at November 13, 2024 07:22 PM (ppKip)

482 A lesbian dating a trans person sounds like a girl dating a guy confused. As am I.

Nope. This is how you get promoted from "Privileged" to "Victim" in the DEI Olympics.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 13, 2024 07:22 PM (rHxhM)

483 Gaetz has already resigned from the House.

==

Ok, I have questions. Special election now for his seat or does DeSantis get to appoint someone in the interim? What happens if Gaetz isn't confirmed...which is a real possibility with this pack of jacklegs?

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 13, 2024 07:22 PM (qBdHI)

484 Freewill by Rush

Pretty sure it's the Crue.
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 07:20 PM (z/jjr)


You can choose a ready guide
In some celestial voice
If you choose not to decide
You still have made a choice
You can choose from phantom fears
And kindness that can kill
I will choose a path that’s clear
I will choose free will.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 13, 2024 07:22 PM (VNX3d)

485 An ice axe is a very useful tool for self-arrest.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 13, 2024 07:22 PM (a3Q+t)

486 Power lesbian, eh? I guess laying claim to the first post-election pyschotic break is kind of a power move, if you're into that kind of thing.
Posted by: Splunge at November 13, 2024 07:20 PM (hmKaK)

not even the first, someone in MN did 5 people in 2 houses.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 07:23 PM (n7h9X)

487 No pregnancy, no HIV ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 07:21 PM (YqDXo)
---
In the 1990s, you had LUGs, Lesbian Until Graduation. Not sure if it is still a thing or not.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 07:23 PM (llXky)

488 478 peaty whiskey.

Me not likee.
Now, a nice floral highlands...
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 13, 2024 07:22 PM (/HDjX)

Ochhh laddie, did yee change out ya Kilt for a wee skirt?

Posted by: browndog has had enough of this blapheming at November 13, 2024 07:23 PM (TTAGa)

489 "Dr Feelgood by Motley Crue
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 07:17 PM (z/jjr)

Freewill by Rush
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Yeah, you're both wrong. It's Freewill by Rush.
Posted by: Soothsayer"

You are all wrong. It's Freewill by Rush.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 13, 2024 07:23 PM (vFG9F)

490 Gaetz will never be confirmed.

Everyone is just buzzed from the win.

Posted by: pawn at November 13, 2024 07:23 PM (QB+5g)

491 An ice axe is a very useful tool for self-arrest.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 13, 2024 07:22 PM (a3Q+t)

I self-arrested once. Didn't get much else done that day.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 13, 2024 07:23 PM (i24o9)

492 Ok, I have questions. Special election now for his seat or does DeSantis get to appoint someone in the interim? What happens if Gaetz isn't confirmed...which is a real possibility with this pack of jacklegs?
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 13, 2024 07:22 PM (qBdHI)

Special Election, no interim they say.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 07:24 PM (n7h9X)

493 Every time I go look for a bottle of scotch I try to get one I haven't tried or not in a long time

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2024 07:24 PM (fwDg9)

494 Western Lensman @WesternLensman 2h
🚨NBC News reports that the "general vibe" on The Hill over Trump cabinet picks is “WTF."

"Senators, Republican lawmakers, even one of them in a closed door meeting said, ‘oh my God' when they saw the [Gaetz] post from Donald Trump."

DC is freaking out.

Elon Musk @elonmusk 2h Replying to @WesternLensman
DC freaking out means we are over the target 😂

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 07:24 PM (hovnC)

495 Scotch is gross.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 07:19 PM (mzM2O)



Irish is like scotch with all the dirt taken out of it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2024 07:24 PM (guGkK)

496 Deer Camp in Michigan starts tomorrow, so bourbon / rye Manhattans and crooked low stakes poker, followed by sleeping outside before dawn on Friday.
Posted by: Auspex at November 13, 2024 07:19 PM


And this one time...at Deer Camp...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 13, 2024 07:24 PM (Wnv9h)

497 Scotch is gross.


==

No, it is not.

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 07:24 PM (V13WU)

498 not even the first, someone in MN did 5 people in 2 houses.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 07:23 PM (n7h9X)
---
But wait, red flag laws!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 07:24 PM (llXky)

499 >>not even the first, someone in MN did 5 people in 2 houses.


The Funniest thing about that one is Kamala won Minnesota.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 07:24 PM (z/jjr)

500
She sure showed him.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 13, 2024 07:24 PM (t1fZA)

501 A power lesbian once bit my sister.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 13, 2024 07:24 PM (i24o9)

502 391 Leon Trotsky was killed with an ice axe. In Mexico City, of all places.
Carla Faye Tucker was executed in Texas for murdering a guy with…….you guessed it….an ice axe! This lesbian gal is only the third ice axe murderer I’ve heard of.

Posted by: Eromero at November 13, 2024 07:09 PM (LHPAg)
__________________

Why would anyone have an ice axe in Mexico or Texas?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 07:11 PM (YqDXo)
The motive was murder, everything else is details.

Posted by: Eromero at November 13, 2024 07:24 PM (LHPAg)

503 Anyone??

Emergency 80's Mystery Lyrics!

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at November 13, 2024 07:16 PM (yEXRx)

Rush? Fly by Night?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 13, 2024 07:25 PM (OX9vb)

504 473 >Scotch is gross.

Posted by: AlaBAMA
---

tried it once. tasted like soap
Posted by: Don Black at November 13, 2024 07:21 PM (/7KEl)

Never tried it. In Scotland I was driven by some factories that made it; the smell was so good I wanted a bowl of whatever they were making.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2024 07:25 PM (ynpvh)

505 A power lezbian is a dude. Is that what I am reading ?

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 07:25 PM (V13WU)

506 497 Scotch is gross.

==

No, it is not.
Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 07:24 PM (V13WU)

Stand firm runner ... stand firm!

Posted by: browndog has had enough of this blapheming at November 13, 2024 07:25 PM (TTAGa)

507 My two least favorite things.

Scotch and Rush.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 07:26 PM (mzM2O)

508 "Senators, Republican lawmakers, even one of them in a closed door meeting said, ‘oh my God' when they saw the [Gaetz] post from Donald Trump."

--

Everyone knows the protocol, as far as Trump goes at least, is nominating DC insiders who will stab him in the back. He's doing it all wrong!

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 13, 2024 07:26 PM (qBdHI)

509 Sorry.

Fishmarket is Closed.

Power Lesbian out front should have told ya'.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 07:26 PM (z/jjr)

510 Next time dad slams the front door and says ""what are we doing, heating the whole neighborhood?" he's a dead man.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at November 13, 2024 07:26 PM (wBaIH)

511 Oh, I'm always too late. And wrong.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 13, 2024 07:26 PM (OX9vb)

512 I think Freewill was originally done by Sha Na Na and just covered by everyone else.

Posted by: Pretty Sure at November 13, 2024 07:26 PM (qE+/V)

513 472 It is known that female sexuality is far more fluid than male is.
________________

No pregnancy, no HIV ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 07:21 PM (YqDXo)
----
I'm not so sure about the 'no HIV' part.

Posted by: Ciampino - Does Nancy beat Paul with that huge hammer?? at November 13, 2024 07:26 PM (i0xsb)

514 Gaetz has already resigned from the House.

What happens if Gaetz isn't confirmed...which is a real possibility with this pack of jacklegs?
Posted by: Lady in Black


If they strike him down, he will become more powerful than they could possibly imagine.

Posted by: mikeski at November 13, 2024 07:27 PM (DgGvY)

515 But, I'm Just A Girl, so pity points for knowing it was Rush, right?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 13, 2024 07:27 PM (OX9vb)

516 Deer Camp in Michigan starts tomorrow, so bourbon / rye Manhattans and crooked low stakes poker, followed by sleeping outside before dawn on Friday.
Posted by: Auspex at November 13, 2024 07:19 PM (j4U/Z)
---
Obligatory: Second Week of Deer Camp

https://tinyurl.com/ss28dr22

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 07:27 PM (llXky)

517 Scotch is gross.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 07:19 PM (mzM2O)


Irish is like scotch with all the dirt taken out of it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 13, 2024 07:24 PM (guGkK)

My mom went to Ireland on the kids' collective dimes one year and when she came back she gave me a bottle of scotch whiskey and an argyle sweater. I had to quiz her closely to see if she had landed on the wrong Island entirely.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 07:27 PM (n7h9X)

518 >>I think Freewill was originally done by Sha Na Na and just covered by everyone else.


TRUE MUSIC FACT: Karen Carpenter played the Drums on the Studio Cut.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 07:27 PM (z/jjr)

519 Gaetz will never be confirmed.

Everyone is just buzzed from the win.
Posted by: pawn at November 13, 2024 07:23 PM (QB+5g)

Recess appointment.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 13, 2024 07:27 PM (RMjVS)

520

NOOOOOD


Posted by: Soothsayer at November 13, 2024 07:27 PM (yEXRx)

521 442 A lesbian dating a trans person sounds like a girl dating a guy.
Posted by: Ben Sears


Careful there. If you call the trannie a guy, some woman from CNN will go all batshit crazy on your ass. Hopefully she won't have an ice axe.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 13, 2024 07:27 PM (0Htd1)

522 Ok, so it voted for kamala. Only question remaining, is how many times ?

Posted by: Edward at November 13, 2024 07:28 PM (93DJn)

523 515 But, I'm Just A Girl, so pity points for knowing it was Rush, right?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 13, 2024 07:27 PM (OX9

You are awarded two stars and a 10% off coupon to Dennys.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 07:28 PM (mzM2O)

524 Citizen Free Press@CitizenFreePres
JAMES CARVILLE SAYS 'I TOLD YOU SO' TO DEMOCRATS
'We told you this identity shit was a disaster. We have no power. Nothing.'

-
Won't you help? Send Snakehead a dead rodent.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 13, 2024 07:28 PM (L/fGl)

525 NOOD

and you're all not first ... except sponge

Posted by: browndog logged in at November 13, 2024 07:28 PM (TTAGa)

526 My mom went to Ireland on the kids' collective dimes one year and when she came back she gave me a bottle of scotch whiskey and an argyle sweater. I had to quiz her closely to see if she had landed on the wrong Island entirely.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 07:27 PM (n7h9X)

hahah!

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 07:28 PM (V13WU)

527 Random product pimp (I have no affiliation other than I bought a set from them and like it):
Liberty Tabletop is offering 15% any flatware set with code "thanksgiving2024", along with free shipping for orders over $99, through the 21st.
"Liberty Tabletop is a division of Sherrill Manufacturing, Inc, the ONLY manufacturer of stainless steel flatware in America."

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 13, 2024 07:29 PM (zlGo9)

528 Ryan Cleckner @RyanCleckner 1h Replying to @mattgaetz
@mattgaetz I’m a phone call away if you need help with the ATF. Testified for gun rights in front of Judiciary today and against ATF overreach previously

Senate Judiciary Committee @JudiciaryDems 9h
The Supreme Court got Garland v. Cargill wrong. A bump stock turns a rifle into a machine gun—plain and simple.

Ryan Cleckner @RyanCleckner 1h
I literally just explained to you today, in person and at that hearing, how that’s not true.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 07:29 PM (hovnC)

529 407
'Useless fun fact: half of my family is in the same cemetery as the Bordens.'

Where are the other half?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 13, 2024 07:30 PM (3wi/L)

530 What happens if Gaetz isn't confirmed...which is a real possibility with this pack of jacklegs?

He runs for Rubio's seat?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 07:31 PM (Hh1ER)

531 Every time I go look for a bottle of scotch I try to get one I haven't tried or not in a long time
Posted by: Skip

Still trying to find one you like?

Posted by: MkY at November 13, 2024 07:31 PM (cPGH3)

532 487 No pregnancy, no HIV ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 07:21 PM (YqDXo)
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In the 1990s, you had LUGs, Lesbian Until Graduation. Not sure if it is still a thing or not.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 07:23 PM (llXky)
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So not looking for a husband then? Bucking the trend?
(apologies for that sexual connotation)

Posted by: Ciampino - how many carpets get munched in college? at November 13, 2024 07:32 PM (i0xsb)

533 459
'Paul Wellstone nominated for FAA?
'
Hahahaha

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 13, 2024 07:32 PM (3wi/L)

534 >>>Men typically have to be molested or abused to become gay, but women can and do deliberately choose to be lesbian as part of a political belief system. They sometimes go back.

I’m not even sure about that, tbh. A lot of the gay men I’ve encountered were leftists/queer theory folks before they decided to become gay.

Also, nearly every gay man I’ve ever talked to sleeps with women. “So.. you’re bi?” “Good God, no! I’m a gay man who regularly has sex with women!”

Posted by: SpaceX Recruiting at November 13, 2024 07:32 PM (K4KCe)

535 Men typically have to be molested or abused to become gay, but women can and do deliberately choose to be lesbian as part of a political belief system. They sometimes go back.

I’m not even sure about that, tbh. A lot of the gay men I’ve encountered were leftists/queer theory folks before they decided to become gay.

Also, nearly every gay man I’ve ever talked to sleeps with women. “So.. you’re bi?” “Good God, no! I’m a gay man who regularly has sex with women!”
Posted by: SpaceX Recruiting at November 13, 2024 07:32 PM (K4KCe)

These days being gay or lesbian or trans is a job credential. Bisexual just means you are straight but don't want the mob to get you.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 07:34 PM (n7h9X)

536 529 407
'Useless fun fact: half of my family is in the same cemetery as the Bordens.'

Where are the other half?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 13, 2024 07:30 PM (3wi/L)
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Never found. Torsos only?
Wait, lower parts would be in Boothill right?

Posted by: Ciampino - that hill at November 13, 2024 07:34 PM (i0xsb)

537 I went to an all girls college, can't count the number of people who were lesbians in college and ended up with hetero marriage announcements in the NY Times.

Just for the record, I was never a lesbian.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 13, 2024 07:37 PM (Sgq8y)

538 (b) You're not really supposed to shoot scotch.

Oh - this may explain a few things.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2024 07:38 PM (WXNFJ)

539 536
Wait, lower parts would be in Boothill right?

Posted by: Ciampino - that hill at November 13, 2024 07:34 PM (i0xsb)
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So torsos in Headland and lower parts in Boot Hill?

Posted by: Ciampino - that hill? at November 13, 2024 07:40 PM (i0xsb)

540 We had an ice axe.

We also had an icebox.

Posted by: creeper at November 13, 2024 07:44 PM (M6moH)

541 That's not an assumption.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 13, 2024 07:08 PM (lH8E4)


Generally you are fun, dude, but If this bothers you that much, you should get therapy, join a group. Something.
It is a shitty subject, and chewing over it here is pointless.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 13, 2024 07:52 PM (D7oie)

542 Why would anyone have an ice axe in Mexico or Texas?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 13, 2024 07:11 PM (YqDXo)


Trotsky had it modified to use as a weapon, and he kept it at hand in his office as self defense. He was expecting an assassination attempt from Stalin so he kept control over who could see him in person. Mercader wasn't allowed to bring anything into the office with him when he was finally let in to interview Trotsky, and that is what Mercader used to kill him.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 13, 2024 07:57 PM (D7oie)

543 I wonder if by any possible chance she was on SSRIs?

Posted by: Dan in Philly at November 13, 2024 09:20 PM (KgwaR)

544 So, she was married to a dyke with a spike?

Posted by: BufordGooch at November 13, 2024 09:21 PM (ZoHZd)

545 $800k buys a shack with fresh paint in Seattle. Must be in the dyke ghetto.

Posted by: torabora at November 13, 2024 11:16 PM (qviyT)

546 Nice teeth. Veneers. Are they still intact after the anger biting episode, I wonder.

$ on trans activist was born male & her home was part of her would be inheritance.

Oops, The Slayer's Act.

Posted by: L - If (only) cell phone at November 14, 2024 12:14 AM (NFX2v)

547 I guess she'll plead for mercy cause she's an orphan.

Posted by: TJ Jackson at November 14, 2024 01:53 AM (bXvrr)

548 Lezzy Borden.
...I'll see myself out.

Posted by: rechill at November 14, 2024 04:27 AM (E0EPb)

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