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Yesterday I posted this clip of a man cucking a bull. @TRMirCat tells me this is course landaise, a non-violent form of bullfighting in which the bull "fighters" dodge and jump over the bull. Who are actually cows with horns. I don't know if the cows understand this is supposed to be non-violent.

Duck enjoys being tossed.

Baby goat doing some hopping.

Pranking a lion by giving him... lettuce.

Democrats in Nepal: There is no rhino problem, you bigots are imagining things!

Foxes are cute. But they are loud and whiny.

A dolphin that looks like a teeny orca. I don't think he's fooling anybody.

Strange bird. It's called a willow ptarmigan.


Steve Inman:

Chas faked the throw with the wrong dog!

Cat and rat have beef.

This is why camels have bad reputations.

Never step behind a horse. That goes double for bulls.

Buffalo shows agility and speed no one could have anticipated.

Classic: Man vs. Kangaroo that's wrestling his dog.

Pigeon vs. cat.

He got beef.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:20 PM




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1 fiirst

Posted by: browndog has had enough of this blapheming at November 13, 2024 07:27 PM (TTAGa)

2 Willowed:

Deer Camp in Michigan starts tomorrow, so bourbon / rye Manhattans and crooked low stakes poker, followed by sleeping outside before dawn on Friday.
Posted by: Auspex at November 13, 2024 07:19 PM (j4U/Z)
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Obligatory: Second Week of Deer Camp

https://tinyurl.com/ss28dr22

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 07:28 PM (llXky)

3
Wacky Prediction: I predict biden and obama will never speak to each other again.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 13, 2024 07:28 PM (yEXRx)

4 At first glance I thought the top pic was a fish.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 13, 2024 07:29 PM (63Dwl)

5
I think it would be nice of President Trump to wish sleepy joe a happy 82nd birthday a week from today.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 13, 2024 07:29 PM (yEXRx)

6 David Icke
@davidicke

Elon Musk, Joe Rogan, Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, Russell Brand, Bret Weinstein, Jimmy Dore, Tim Pool, Benny Johnson, Luke Rudkowski, on and on it goes - the fake and hijacked 'alternative' media have Pied Pipered you into the lair of the Global Cult under the guise of Trump. I did warn you, but mega abuse was my reward. Maybe now people who bought the latest most obvious and blatant lies will see that politics is not the answer - it's the problem, the diversion - so that must mean the answer is US then. When WILL that penny drop?

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 13, 2024 07:29 PM (TGPs7)

7 Duck enjoys being tossed.

===

weirdos

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 07:29 PM (V13WU)

8 Never cuck the bull. The Mrs. doesn't like it.

Posted by: David F. at November 13, 2024 07:30 PM (a3Q+t)

9 I'VE NEVER SEEN AN OCELOT!

Posted by: Archer at November 13, 2024 07:30 PM (z/jjr)

10 Yesterday I posted this clip of a man cucking a bull. @TRMirCat tells me this is course landaise, a non-violent form of bullfighting in which the bull "fighters" dodge and jump over the bull. Who are actually cows with horns. I don't know if the cows understand this is supposed to be non-violent.
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Point of order. Wouldn't "cucking" a bull be sleeping with his babe rather than just jumping around her to avoid making contact.

I mean that's a David French move, trying to avoid girl cooties. "Let the bull do it! Let the bull do it! NO NANCY!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 07:30 PM (llXky)

11 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2024 07:30 PM (fwDg9)

12 স্পঞ্জ!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 13, 2024 07:31 PM (zlGo9)

13 Baby goat doing some hopping.

--

There are some things that just rank so high on the cuteness scale, and hopping baby goats is one of those things.

I also happen to love when cats forget to put their tongues all the way back in their mouths.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 13, 2024 07:31 PM (qBdHI)

14 Democrats in Nepal: There is no rhino problem, you bigots are imagining things!

Dude being chased by the rhino had exactly the right idea.

Hide behind the asshoe taking the cell phone video.

Posted by: mikeski at November 13, 2024 07:31 PM (DgGvY)

15 That ocelot is gaw jus.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 07:31 PM (mzM2O)

16 On the very same day Republican senate leadership came out an assured us they would carry out Trump’s agenda and respect his mandate, almost every single member and putrid lifers like Susan Collins have said they will subvert his pick for AG, Matt Gaetz. They claim to be doing this by obfuscating the Constitution’s “advice and consent” clause, reading into it a power that doesn’t exist, once again stealing power not just from the Executive Branch, but from the people.

Now you know why the Republican Senate polls lower than STD’s and the media.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 13, 2024 07:32 PM (o33NW)

17 There has been a family of Owls hanging around one of the sections of trail I ride a bunch.

Such cool critters.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 07:32 PM (z/jjr)

18 Stopped to read the content.

( Rookie mistake)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 13, 2024 07:32 PM (a1415)

19 Those birds all have tree sticks for legs.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 13, 2024 07:32 PM (qBdHI)

20 Ptarmigan turn white in the winter.

Posted by: davidt at November 13, 2024 07:32 PM (i0F8b)

21 The Paolo, he has cucked of the bull, but the bull he never know.

The Paolo, he is discreet.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 13, 2024 07:32 PM (llXky)

22 That Ocelot kitten is all eyes

And the birds with huge feet are called Jacana

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 07:33 PM (Hh1ER)

23 Don't tell Peanut's murderers about those pet foxes.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 13, 2024 07:33 PM (0Htd1)

24 Ptarmigan are Ptasty.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 07:33 PM (z/jjr)

25
...the fake and hijacked 'alternative' media have Pied Pipered you into the lair of the Global Cult under the guise of Trump..

What??
Is this guy on dope? I truly don't cannot fathom his point, if he has one.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 13, 2024 07:33 PM (yEXRx)

26 That's why Africa is a mess: mega fauna. Rhinos, elephants, wildebeests, lions, giraffes, zebras.
All North America had were buffalos.

Posted by: Accomack at November 13, 2024 07:34 PM (vt7xw)

27 She's tossin the duck, as we used to say.

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2024 07:34 PM (fV+MH)

28 Just saw a YouTuber called Asmongold reacting to a recent Trump speech focused on the nation's 250th year anniversary celebration. Trump talked about working with Iowa to see if the Iowa Fairgrounds could host a national state fair lol.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 13, 2024 07:34 PM (ycI94)

29 Love the owl up top!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 13, 2024 07:34 PM (J5RCE)

30 Keep seeing YouTube videos between cats and snakes, snakes have no chance not to get smacked around.

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2024 07:34 PM (fwDg9)

31 Nice magazine, Pete:

https://tinyurl.com/mrxcj9nv

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 07:35 PM (hovnC)

32 >>> 25
...the fake and hijacked 'alternative' media have Pied Pipered you into the lair of the Global Cult under the guise of Trump..
==
What??
Is this guy on dope? I truly don't cannot fathom his point, if he has one.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 13, 2024 07:33 PM (yEXRx)

He's a whiny little bitch whining because nobody believes fake ass whiny EXPERTS! like him anymore.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 13, 2024 07:36 PM (zlGo9)

33
There's still time!
Everyone tell President Trump of my idea for him to issue a new $2 bill to commemorate the 250th.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 13, 2024 07:36 PM (yEXRx)

34 RadioGenoa @RadioGenoa 8h
How many men do you see?!

https://tinyurl.com/3am8ybzh
photo

Wall Street Silver @WallStreetSilv 5h
Trudeau is in the picture.
Is this a trick question?

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 07:36 PM (hovnC)

35 >>All North America had were buffalos.


Moose, Brown Bear, Polar Bear, Musk Ox...

there's a decent list of N American Mega Fauna.
Would be more if the natives didn't kill them off.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 07:37 PM (z/jjr)

36 I can’t get over the turtle with cat vid. The turtle just wants to hang out with kitteh and she’s like:

WHY did u inflict this reptile on me??

Posted by: kallisto at November 13, 2024 07:38 PM (FVKXV)

37 Trump talked about working with Iowa to see if the Iowa Fairgrounds could host a national state fair lol.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 13, 2024 07:34 PM (ycI94)

Just like Nuremberg..

Posted by: MSM Journalist at November 13, 2024 07:39 PM (K4KCe)

38 Used to be sloths here the size of a short bus.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at November 13, 2024 07:40 PM (UfRqq)

39 It's been more than a week since the cats Snowflake was neutered and Trumpy was fixed.

I've been very generous with food considering everything. It's getting colder in my part of Canada and my brother said his outdoor cat usually puts on a pound or two.

I'm going to start weighing them like a crazy pageant Mom tomorrow.

And I'd like to see if we can all start getting onto some sort of schedule. Good luck with that.

Posted by: Stateless at November 13, 2024 07:40 PM (jvJvP)

40 Just saw a YouTuber called Asmongold reacting to a recent Trump speech focused on the nation's 250th year anniversary celebration. Trump talked about working with Iowa to see if the Iowa Fairgrounds could host a national state fair lol.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 13, 2024 07:34 PM (ycI94)

--------------

"But we all -- including Kommie-la's billion-dollar donors -- were assured that Trump was gonna lose Iowa bigly! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 13, 2024 07:40 PM (MpEy/)

41 Would be more if the natives didn't kill them off.

Yeah, stuff like giant sloth and mammoths had no natural predators, it was peoples what done them in. The natives when first encountered would tell stories about these things, so maybe 10 generations back before they killed the last one?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 07:40 PM (Hh1ER)

42 Obviously all the North American megafauna were killed by SUVs!!!

Posted by: leftists at November 13, 2024 07:40 PM (zlGo9)

43 Yo! Owl!!

Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2024 07:41 PM (WXNFJ)

44 Ptarmigan are Ptasty.
Posted by: garrett


I saw Ptasty Ptarmigans open for Birdsongs of the Mesozoic at the Pterodactyl Club in '92.

https://youtu.be/RnJ9snjLpF0

Posted by: mikeski at November 13, 2024 07:41 PM (DgGvY)

45 Dang, just realized this is a new thread. I am used to coming around comment 300 these days.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2024 07:42 PM (5p7BC)

46
Remember when obama had a "pleasant" and "cordial" meeting with President Trump in 2016 at the White House?

Remember President Trump saying how nice the obamas were?

All the while, obama & his henchmen had already plotted to derail Trump's presidency with the Russia Hoax.

What is merick garland plotting, now, I wonder?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 13, 2024 07:43 PM (yEXRx)

47 @SenJohnThune
·
5h
Just got off the phone with @realDonaldTrump
. Senate Republicans are excited and ready to get to work implementing President Trump’s agenda on behalf of the American people.

Posted by: Don Black at November 13, 2024 07:43 PM (/7KEl)

48 You won't be smelling my finger on X anymore!

Posted by: Don Lemon at November 13, 2024 07:44 PM (a3Q+t)

49 Breaking (if not in last thread)...Gaetz has resigned his House of Reps seat immediately so that DeSantis can schedule an election and fill his seat by Jan 3.

Gaetz is a done deal...no question. It's either AG or FL Senator...and it's Thune's move.

Posted by: Nova Local at November 13, 2024 07:44 PM (exHjb)

50 Posted by: Soothsayer at November 13, 2024 07:33 PM (yEXRx)

That’s just David Icke venting because all those guys he mentioned are alt media grounded in reality and have usurped his crown of alt media exposer of reptilian agenda.

Posted by: kallisto at November 13, 2024 07:44 PM (FVKXV)

51 It's been more than a week since the cats Snowflake was neutered and Trumpy was fixed.

Posted by: Stateless at November 13, 2024 07:40 PM (jvJvP)

We had the two foster bunnies spade yesterday. Took them to this afternoon to stop glaring at us and start to eat and drink. They took the pain meds well this morning and the incisions look good.

We've had them since April and we'll keep them until they are adopted.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 13, 2024 07:44 PM (WuJwx)

52 Dang, just realized this is a new thread. I am used to coming around comment 300 these days.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2024 07:42 PM


I thought 312 was your number?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 13, 2024 07:44 PM (a3Q+t)

53 Nowadays you can see mega fauna at Walmart.

Posted by: fd at November 13, 2024 07:45 PM (vFG9F)

54 All North America had were buffalos.


Moose, Brown Bear, Polar Bear, Musk Ox...

there's a decent list of N American Mega Fauna.
Would be more if the natives didn't kill them off.
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 07:37 PM (z/jjr)

elephants, mastodons, ground sloths.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 07:45 PM (n7h9X)

55 33
There's still time!
Everyone tell President Trump of my idea for him to issue a new $2 bill to commemorate the 250th.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 13, 2024 07:36 PM (yEXRx)

Or show why the Department of Education needs to be eliminated by issuing a $2 dollar and 50 cent bill into circulation.

That'd be fun...

My father owned a gas station here in Canada many decades ago and I worked there as a teen. Americans would come over, pay in American and they REALLY did not grasp the idea of an exchange rate or why their $20 US bill was worth $24.40 Canadian.

Posted by: Stateless at November 13, 2024 07:45 PM (jvJvP)

56 I just realized that we had a lesbian thread an no one brought up the immortal story of U-69, the Kriegsmarine's only all-female submarine.

That was one epic thread back in the day.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 07:46 PM (llXky)

57 Musk having alot of fun:

Elon Musk @elonmusk 1h
😂

https://tinyurl.com/57ux8854
meme

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 07:46 PM (hovnC)

58 Citizen Free Press@CitizenFreePres
JAMES CARVILLE SAYS 'I TOLD YOU SO' TO DEMOCRATS
'We told you this identity shit was a disaster. We have no power. Nothing.'

-
Won't you help? Send Snakehead a dead rodent.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 13, 2024 07:46 PM (L/fGl)

59 >> Nowadays you can see mega fauna at Walmart.


For a few Million you can get one to endorse you and speak at your Rally!

Posted by: Kamamala Harris at November 13, 2024 07:46 PM (z/jjr)

60 Breaking (if not in last thread)...Gaetz has resigned his House of Reps seat immediately so that DeSantis can schedule an election and fill his seat by Jan 3.

Gaetz is a done deal...no question. It's either AG or FL Senator...and it's Thune's move.
Posted by: Nova Local at November 13, 2024 07:44 PM (exHjb)

Pissing him off AND having him come right back. And he already has the scalp of a Speaker of his own party. Go for the full set!

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 07:47 PM (n7h9X)

61 I saw that teeny orca video earlier today. When the scene started, I thought it was a penguin. Then I wondered where the mother was.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 13, 2024 07:47 PM (JFjh0)

62 I just realized that we had a lesbian thread an no one brought up the immortal story of U-69, the Kriegsmarine's only all-female submarine.

That was one epic thread back in the day.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Lemme guess - lots of 'deep dive', 'blowing the ballast', 'crush depth', and 'up periscope' references?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2024 07:47 PM (WXNFJ)

63 [From the sidebar:] "Trump gives stronk (for real) statement on the transgender pipeline"

--------

With all due respect, Mr. President: withholding Medicare & Medicaid payments to ghouls who mutilate our children is a half-measure.

I want every federal charge the DOJ can dream of (from assault, to child abuse (physical, psychological, mental, social, & spiritual, to child exploitations, to child harm, to child endangerment, to reckless endangerment, to RICO for this criminal enterprise to enrich predators) thrown at them as well as lawsuits that bankrupt all involved (on the medical side, the pharma side, and including parents, teachers, counselors, whomever) -- including institutions like hospitals & medical schools.

"NO MORE HALF-MEASURES, DONALD!"

Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 13, 2024 07:48 PM (MpEy/)

64 Moose, Brown Bear, Polar Bear, Musk Ox...

there's a decent list of N American Mega Fauna.
Would be more if the natives didn't kill them off.
Posted by: garrett

Don't I know it.
https://tinyurl.com/36mcsc9n

Posted by: Rusty the Giant Sloth at November 13, 2024 07:48 PM (ycI94)

65 >>>Would be more if the natives didn't kill them off.

What’s hilarious is that the left refuse to believe this.

Like, take Hawaii: most non-native species wiped out and replaced by invasive species, almost all done by the Native Hawaiians. But the party line is that it was all Evil White Men who did it.

People still spread the widely-believed myth that Kahoolawe was deforested by the US Navy using it for weapons practice. The did bomb the heck out of part of it, but by that time it had been denuded by Native Hawaiians.

Posted by: MSM Journalist at November 13, 2024 07:48 PM (K4KCe)

66 Now we have MAGA fauna.

Posted by: davidt at November 13, 2024 07:48 PM (i0F8b)

67 We had the two foster bunnies spade yesterday.
------
You monster!!!

That is the same as a power lesbian ice-picking her dad, right??

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 07:48 PM (hovnC)

68 What is merick garland plotting, now, I wonder?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 13, 2024 07:43 PM (yEXRx)
---
Finding a place without an extradition treaty. The Obama Cabal worked because Trump was completely clueless.

As you can tell from their weary defeatism, they know that no longer applies. The Bidens are clearly cutting a deal.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 07:48 PM (llXky)

69 I was wondering how they would get around nominating a 3rd House member, that would leave a very tight majority in the House until the special elections could happen.

You know Johnson is going to be happy to not have Gaetz around to make demands.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2024 07:48 PM (5p7BC)

70 We had the two foster bunnies spade yesterday. Took them to this afternoon to stop glaring at us and start to eat and drink. They took the pain meds well this morning and the incisions look good.

We've had them since April and we'll keep them until they are adopted.

Posted by: Beartooth at November 13, 2024 07:44 PM (WuJwx)

Bunnies. So cute! We have a pet thread!

I felt horrible for the cats. Fortunately, since they belong to the neighbours, they brought them in. I was just the nice guy taking care of them afterwards.

Posted by: Stateless at November 13, 2024 07:49 PM (jvJvP)

71 53 Nowadays you can see mega fauna at Walmart.
Posted by: fd at November 13, 2024 07:45 PM (vFG9F)

I am so glad I was not trying to drink anything while I read that.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 13, 2024 07:49 PM (JFjh0)

72
I like the ocelot a lot. Give me a lot of ocelot.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 13, 2024 07:49 PM (Xwngz)

73 How can Gaetz resign from a seat he hasn't even been sworn into yet? I want to see how this works. To me, the seat won't even be officially vacant until the new Congress is sworn in next January and that is when the clock would start on scheduling a special election.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 13, 2024 07:49 PM (NZnln)

74 Yeah, agree that Bidens are getting a deal in exchange for killing the #Resistance in the cradle.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2024 07:50 PM (5p7BC)

75 Lemme guess - lots of 'deep dive', 'blowing the ballast', 'crush depth', and 'up periscope' references?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2024 07:47 PM (WXNFJ)
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As I recall, a great deal of attention focused on the fact that the U-69 was cruising in the Caribbean, and subject to intense tropical heat, forcing the lithe crew to strip to their sweat-soaked underwear.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 07:50 PM (llXky)

76 Nowadays you can see mega fauna at Walmart.
Posted by: fd at November 13, 2024 07:45 PM


Also in Bremerton, WA (Bremelo) and Groton, CT (Grotopotomus)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 13, 2024 07:50 PM (a3Q+t)

77 >>Like, take Hawaii: most non-native species wiped out and replaced by invasive species, almost all done by the Native Hawaiians. But the party line is that it was all Evil White Men who did it.


A lot of the invasive species on islands were introduced by sailors seeding islands with Food to harvest on future visits.

They knew where they could stop for water...so, throw some goats on the island and you could harvest fresh meat the next time you stopped there.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 07:50 PM (z/jjr)

78 I just realized that we had a lesbian thread an no one brought up the immortal story of U-69, the Kriegsmarine's only all-female submarine.

That was one epic thread back in the day.
-------
SCTV's Das Boobs

https://tinyurl.com/4d7aykfy
6:19 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 07:51 PM (hovnC)

79 Now we have MAGA fauna.
Posted by: davidt at November 13, 2024 07:48 PM (i0F8b)
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Trumpasaurus Rex

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 07:51 PM (llXky)

80 So this is why resigned the seat for the current term. I doubt the resignation covers the next term he was just reelected to.

REPORT: House Ethics Committee was going to release a "damaging" report on Matt Gaetz on Friday, but now that he has resigned, the committee has lost jurisdiction - Punchbowl News

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 13, 2024 07:51 PM (NZnln)

81 As I recall, a great deal of attention focused on the fact that the U-69 was cruising in the Caribbean, and subject to intense tropical heat, forcing the lithe crew to strip to their sweat-soaked underwear.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Harbormaster - "Draw abreast of the pier"

*All the guys on the pier whip out their art supplies.*

Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2024 07:52 PM (WXNFJ)

82 Turtle on skateboard > McConnell

Posted by: SFGoth at November 13, 2024 07:52 PM (KAi1n)

83 What is the lot of an ocelot?

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2024 07:52 PM (fV+MH)

84 Would be more if the natives didn't kill them off.

What’s hilarious is that the left refuse to believe this.

Like, take Hawaii: most non-native species wiped out and replaced by invasive species, almost all done by the Native Hawaiians. But the party line is that it was all Evil White Men who did it.

People still spread the widely-believed myth that Kahoolawe was deforested by the US Navy using it for weapons practice. The did bomb the heck out of part of it, but by that time it had been denuded by Native Hawaiians.
Posted by: MSM Journalist at November 13, 2024 07:48 PM (K4KCe)

Yeah I'm old enough to remember that scientists actually followed the science. Not political correctness. There are actually deposits where natives set fires and ran herds of beasts off cliffs and then they ate what they could carry and left the rest.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 07:52 PM (n7h9X)

85 I'm going to guess that those giant-footed birds are baby cassowaries.

Which, like all murderous psychopath birds, are darn cute when they are young. (But not so young that they don't have feathers.)

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 13, 2024 07:52 PM (hB7mE)

86 *wanders in late*

SMS or KMS Unterseeboot?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 13, 2024 07:52 PM (Ne4sS)

87 Gaetz is in the seat now. He would be resigning the seat from the current Congress. DeSantis called for a special to occur Dec 31st. The winner of that election is seated for the next Congress.

Pretty sure there is plenty of precedent, we've had House members die after being elected but before 1/6.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2024 07:53 PM (5p7BC)

88 57 Musk having alot of fun:

Elon Musk @elonmusk 1h
😂

https://tinyurl.com/57ux8854
meme
Posted by: andycanuck

I went there, and a little popup window said "Welcome to X.com". Fuck you, Musk...the only Xcom I recognize involves humanity killing aliens by the truckload!!!

Posted by: Gaming NERD at November 13, 2024 07:54 PM (ycI94)

89 >>Pretty sure there is plenty of precedent, we've had House members die after being elected but before 1/6.


AOC.

Also died on 1/6.

Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 07:54 PM (z/jjr)

90 Which, like all murderous psychopath birds, are darn cute when they are young.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 13, 2024 07:52 PM


Sadly penguins use this exact strategy, and fool many otherwise intelligent Commentators here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 13, 2024 07:54 PM (a3Q+t)

91 That bull yesterday was not a cow with horns. It was, in fact, a bull. A very intact bull, actually.

Posted by: Fafnir at November 13, 2024 07:54 PM (Zmree)

92 Americans would come over, pay in American and they REALLY did not grasp the idea of an exchange rate or why their $20 US bill was worth $24.40 Canadian.
Posted by: Stateless at November 13, 2024 07:45 PM (jvJvP)

🤔

1. Go to Canadia
2. Exchange $20 real money into $24.40 Canadian money
3. Cross border back into US
4. Exchange $24.40 loonies (whatever tf that is) for $29.77 real money
5. Cross border again
6. Exchange $29.77 real money for $36.32 Trudeaubux

Infinite money glitch unlocked!

Posted by: U.S. Public School Graduate at November 13, 2024 07:54 PM (K4KCe)

93 Calls for, not called for. DeSantis hasn't done anything yet.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2024 07:55 PM (5p7BC)

94 Here's a thought: Senate refuses Gaetz, Trump simply fires everyone in the DoJ, Musk and Thiel fund a shadow DoJ filled with Rightists.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 13, 2024 07:55 PM (gKWVE)

95 DeSantis has already named the date for the special election?

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 13, 2024 07:55 PM (NZnln)

96 Yeah, agree that Bidens are getting a deal in exchange for killing the #Resistance in the cradle.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2024 07:50 PM (5p7BC)

Biden looked very jovial today. Trump's legal woes will be put to bed. Biden Jr. will get a pardon. Dealmaking....

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 07:55 PM (V13WU)

97 I'm going to guess that those giant-footed birds are baby cassowaries.

Which, like all murderous psychopath birds, are darn cute when they are young. (But not so young that they don't have feathers.)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 13, 2024 07:52 PM (hB7mE)

knowing they are dinosaurs makes them even cuter

Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 07:56 PM (n7h9X)

98 Yeah, agree that Bidens are getting a deal in exchange for killing the #Resistance in the cradle.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2024 07:50 PM (5p7BC)
---
During the opening months of the Spanish Civil War, both sides considered their opponents traitors, and executed prisoners as a matter of course. As the conflict dragged on, Franco realized that this was ludicrous. Both sides were raising new armies of conscripts, whose allegiance was largely determined by geography.

Accordingly, Franco directed that Republican troops taken prisoner be treated well, with only foreigners subject to execution. He reversed that not long after, realizing that having a bunch of French, British and American citizens in his prison camps was a great way to gain international respect.

As a result, when Franco overran northern Spain in 1937, he actually ADDED to his army strength by allowing prisoners to enlist in his armies rather than serve on work details in prison. Trump may not know the history, but he understands the value of peeling away people by offering them a way out.

He's very transactional.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 07:56 PM (llXky)

99 Breaking (if not in last thread)...Gaetz has resigned his House of Reps seat immediately so that DeSantis can schedule an election and fill his seat by Jan 3.

Gaetz is a done deal...no question. It's either AG or FL Senator...and it's Thune's move.
Posted by: Nova Local at November 13, 2024 07:44 PM (exHjb)

Pissing him off AND having him come right back. And he already has the scalp of a Speaker of his own party. Go for the full set!
Posted by: Oldcat at November 13, 2024 07:47 PM (n7h9X)

--------------

I can hear Thune now in Longshanks' (Patrick McGoohan's) voice contemplating his fate vis-a-vis Frank Lunz' husband Kevin McCarthy:

"That could be MY head in a basket ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 13, 2024 07:56 PM (MpEy/)

100 This is a pretty funny MT Bike Short:

https://www.youtube.com/
shorts/eRFifT_nBdo



Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 07:56 PM (z/jjr)

101 Gaetz is a done deal...no question. It's either AG or FL Senator...and it's Thune's move.

==

lol, 4 level chess

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 07:57 PM (V13WU)

102 9 I'VE NEVER SEEN AN OCELOT!
Posted by: Archer at November 13, 2024 07:30 PM (z/jjr)

--------------------------

I was going to buy some land down under, so I've seen many an Aussie lot!

*I'll see myself out...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 13, 2024 07:58 PM (F4bAW)

103 Dude just waiting his turn at a fast food place just got trucked by a water buffalo(?)

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2024 07:58 PM (YbbtK)

104 Funny setups for the various smiling Joe & Jill with PDT photos:

End Wokeness @EndWokeness 1h
Trump brought joy back to the WH

Eric Matheny 🎙️ @ericmmatheny 6h
The look of a man who is unburdened by what has been.

End Wokeness @EndWokeness 1h
Jill Biden 2 days apart. What a contrast.
[Jill & Kamala at the Veterans' Day service; Jill with PDT]

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 07:58 PM (hovnC)

105 Senators are very full of themselves. I think the 6 year term spoiled them.

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 07:59 PM (V13WU)

106 A couple items that I noted while watching Art of the Surge, that predicted today's events.

Trump and Rubio are tight, really tight. Whatever bad blood was there in 2016 is long gone.

During Kamala's convention speech, Trump and his team were in a suite in Las Vegas live posting his reactions to the speech. There were a lot of people there tossing out potential responses, which Trump would use to craft his replies. In the room with him doing this were Tulsi and Gaetz.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2024 07:59 PM (5p7BC)

107 Clearly, Johnson and the boys are willing to do without Gaetz. Tough call; but, you know, for the good of the nation, etc. etc.

Go with God my son.

John Galt lives.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at November 13, 2024 08:00 PM (9X60i)

108 Trump creating Warrior Board to fast track removal of woke Generals.


https://tinyurl.com/3ytw9z6z

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 08:00 PM (mzM2O)

109 Yeah, stuff like giant sloth and mammoths had no natural predators, it was peoples what done them in. The natives when first encountered would tell stories about these things, so maybe 10 generations back before they killed the last one?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 13, 2024 07:40 PM (Hh1ER)

I find it hard to believe that a hundred thousand people scattered across North American could wipe out all the mega fauna. Maybe a few species but not the whole bunch. I'm going with the Younger Dryas disaster for the culprit

Posted by: Beartooth at November 13, 2024 08:00 PM (WuJwx)

110
See?

Now you know why President Trump had his entire transition already planned out -- to take advantage of whirlwind.

The Democrats are still in shock and on their heels. President Trump isn't giving them time to Thwart and Plot.

Striking while the iron is hot!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 13, 2024 08:00 PM (yEXRx)

111 Uh oh. It looks like it's spreading.

To Protest Coronation Of Aragorn, Orcs Announce Sex Strike
POLITICS · NOV 13, 2024 · 60

-
From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 13, 2024 08:00 PM (L/fGl)

112 If you are Thune, you would rather have Gaetz be Trump’s problem as AG. Rather than have him in the senate for at least 2 years.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 13, 2024 08:01 PM (q6dqN)

113 Strange bird. It's called a willow ptarmigan.
--
Look, I put authentic parmigiano on my pasta not something mixed with willow sawdust - yeah yeah, it's to stop it clumping you say. I'm paying for cheese not weeping wood.
And what's that T doing in there, eh?

Posted by: Ciampino - the bastards are devious at November 13, 2024 08:01 PM (i0xsb)

114 *wanders in late*

SMS or KMS Unterseeboot?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 13, 2024 07:52 PM (Ne4sS)
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XXX Unterseeboot. I don't remember all of it, just that I was weeping with laughter.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 08:01 PM (llXky)

115 Trivia for the day: buck goats piss all over themselves to make themselves attractive to the does.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Had to willow this one. My buck's name is Stinky Pete.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Peanut at November 13, 2024 08:02 PM (J3q5G)

116 106 A couple items that I noted while watching Art of the Surge, that predicted today's events.

Trump and Rubio are tight, really tight. Whatever bad blood was there in 2016 is long gone.

During Kamala's convention speech, Trump and his team were in a suite in Las Vegas live posting his reactions to the speech. There were a lot of people there tossing out potential responses, which Trump would use to craft his replies. In the room with him doing this were Tulsi and Gaetz.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2024 07:59 PM (5p7BC)

Yeah, if you haven't watched that whole series, you're missing a lot of context in these recent appointments.

Gaetz and Rubio are everywhere throughout.

Posted by: browndog logged in at November 13, 2024 08:02 PM (TTAGa)

117 Orcs Announce Sex Strike

nobody tell /r/Sexyspacebabes/

Posted by: gKWVE at November 13, 2024 08:02 PM (gKWVE)

118 A lot of the invasive species on islands were introduced by sailors seeding islands with Food to harvest on future visits.

They knew where they could stop for water...so, throw some goats on the island and you could harvest fresh meat the next time you stopped there.
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 07:50 PM (z/jjr)


Goats were brought by Captain Cook, and given as gifts to the Native Hawaiians. Pigs have been destroying the native ecosystem for a lot longer, and were brought there by the Polynesians.

The Native Hawaiians also ate many native, flightless birds into extinction.

Posted by: U.S. Public School Graduate at November 13, 2024 08:02 PM (K4KCe)

119
I mean, really, the Democrats are flustered, right now.
They really don't know how to proceed, what with their "hitler" and "trans" and "fascist" and "racist" and "open borders" bullshit ALL Going Down The Drain.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 13, 2024 08:02 PM (yEXRx)

120 "The White House announced on Wednesday that it is open to working with President-elect Donald Trump’s team to secure the release of hostages held by Hamas but has not yet engaged directly with the incoming administration on the matter."

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 08:02 PM (V13WU)

121 I saw a Kamala sign that was

kaMALA
Make America Laugh Again

I didn't think of it at first, but I later realized that emphasizing MALA was probably not the wisest move. I'm sure many Spanish speakers found humor in it.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 13, 2024 08:03 PM (F4bAW)

122 Gaetz has gotta collect them all?

So who is Trump's High Lord Executioner?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 13, 2024 08:03 PM (Ne4sS)

123 Why Am I Blue?

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=Zxf2MgYCOm0

Posted by: Platypus at November 13, 2024 08:03 PM (z/jjr)

124 Senators are very full of themselves. I think the 6 year term spoiled them.

They are indeed. They view themselves as wise statesmen. They are not.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 13, 2024 08:03 PM (xCA6C)

125 I'VE NEVER SEEN AN OCELOT!
Posted by: Archer

The singular is "oceone."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 13, 2024 08:03 PM (L/fGl)

126 I wonder what was going on in Tehran between 1979 and 1980...

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 08:04 PM (V13WU)

127 transition that is

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 08:04 PM (V13WU)

128 according to a book I read by some moron called "AH Lloyd", the Phalange was a popular road into Franco's legions. Commies and fascists aren't exactly dissimilar.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 13, 2024 08:04 PM (gKWVE)

129 Trump creating Warrior Board to fast track removal of woke Generals.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 08:00 PM (mzM2O)
---
I love this. The Dems are trying to spin it as a purge, but all you have to do is run clips from the retreat in Afghanistan and point out that no one was disciplined and everyone got medals.

Or that the shipyards can't even weld things. All these scandals are out there, and Trump will have a field day reminding people of them.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 08:04 PM (llXky)

130 The Polys brought rats to Hawaii. If you pickup a coconut off the ground there is a good chance there will be a rat in there.

Posted by: fd at November 13, 2024 08:05 PM (vFG9F)

131 119
I mean, really, the Democrats are flustered, right now.
They really don't know how to proceed, what with their "hitler" and "trans" and "fascist" and "racist" and "open borders" bullshit ALL Going Down The Drain.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 13, 2024 08:02 PM (yEXRx


I doubt they take the time to examine their crazy bullshit that got them here.

Nope. They are arrogant shits. They will double down and triple down and quadruple down.

Democrats will be in the wilderness for a few years.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 08:05 PM (mzM2O)

132
Also, obama's Hand behind the scenes in the White House for the last 4 years has been Susan Rice.

I hate susan rice.

And now she's done. For good.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 13, 2024 08:05 PM (yEXRx)

133 David Icke is the reptoids guy. He's certain that everyone in power everywhere is some variety of nonhuman.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at November 13, 2024 08:06 PM (UfRqq)

134 Te military is what needs to get cleaned out asap

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2024 08:06 PM (fwDg9)

135 >>>kaMALA
Make America Laugh Again

***

Oh, I laughed alright.

Posted by: U.S. Public School Graduate at November 13, 2024 08:06 PM (K4KCe)

136 News report from Tuesday, April 15, 2003:
"Dublin one of the safest cities in the world" [#18 in an international survey]

News report from Tuesday, January 9, 2024:
"Dublin ranks among the ten most dangerous cities in Europe"
[After years of WEF uncontrolled 3rd World "immigration".]

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 08:07 PM (hovnC)

137 Also, obama's Hand behind the scenes in the White House for the last 4 years has been Susan Rice.

I hate susan rice.

And now she's done. For good.


And hopefully so is Obama.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 13, 2024 08:07 PM (xCA6C)

138 Meanwhile, Democrats are scrambling to figure out how they blew $1.4B in 100 days and ended up $20M in debt.

Pretty clear Trump was multitasking on the run up to Election Day.

The Harris campaign is the worst in history with the worst candidate in history.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2024 08:07 PM (5p7BC)

139 XXX Unterseeboot?

"Brunhilde! Was you using that G7 torpedo for?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 13, 2024 08:08 PM (Ne4sS)

140 David Icke is the reptoids guy. He's certain that everyone in power everywhere is some variety of nonhuman.
Posted by: leoncaruthers

With policy goals like eat ze bugs, it's hard to disagree.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 13, 2024 08:08 PM (ftFVW)

141 Has anyone heard from Pantsuit Von Arkansas?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 08:08 PM (mzM2O)

142 "Democrats are scrambling to figure out how they blew $1.4B in 100 days and ended up $20M in debt."

I can tell you now. All the grifters got fat.

Posted by: fd at November 13, 2024 08:08 PM (vFG9F)

143 138 Meanwhile, Democrats are scrambling to figure out how they blew $1.4B in 100 days and ended up $20M in debt.

Pretty clear Trump was multitasking on the run up to Election Day.

The Harris campaign is the worst in history with the worst candidate in history.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2024 08:07 PM (5p7BC)

--------------------------

Nonsense! I have it on good authority that she ran a flawless campaign!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 13, 2024 08:09 PM (F4bAW)

144 Hopefully Victoria Nuland is also kaput.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 13, 2024 08:09 PM (Ne4sS)

145 Dave in FL. What's new on the House totals. I've been very busy today and haven't had a chance to research the numbers.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 13, 2024 08:09 PM (2NHgQ)

146 according to a book I read by some moron called "AH Lloyd", the Phalange was a popular road into Franco's legions. Commies and fascists aren't exactly dissimilar.
Posted by: gKWVE at November 13, 2024 08:04 PM (gKWVE)
---
Yeah, there were jokes about shortages of blue denim as all the Reds behind Nationalist lines rushed to show themselves loyal.

One of the aspects of writing the book that fascinated me was studying how Franco organized his army, which was very much task-tailored. Unlike the Republic, which used cookie-cutter formations, Franco liked a mix, with a few battalions of regulars, some Moroccan units, maybe a battalion of the Legion and then some Phalange battalions.

He kept the Navarrese "Requetes" in their own divisions and used them as storm troopers. As the joke went, the most dangerous land animal in the world was a Requete who just came out of confession.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 08:10 PM (llXky)

147 Senators are very full of themselves. I think the 6 year term spoiled them.
Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 07:59 PM


*Every one* of them thinks of themselves as Presidential material.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 13, 2024 08:10 PM (a3Q+t)

148 Also, obama's Hand behind the scenes in the White House for the last 4 years has been Susan Rice.

Posted by: Soothsayer

So the leftists have their own hand maids... interesting.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 13, 2024 08:10 PM (ftFVW)

149 I think those birds are baby swamphens, also known as pukeko.

http://tiny.cc/zl7vzz

I could be wrong.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 13, 2024 08:11 PM (JFjh0)

150 That's not a buffalo, is a wildebeest or gnu

Posted by: Kindltot at November 13, 2024 08:11 PM (D7oie)

151 Bull-jumping acrobatics go back to antiquity. It's evident in murals painted on the walls of Minoan palaces and temples.

Posted by: Born Free at November 13, 2024 08:12 PM (raD1m)

152 "I have it on good authority that she ran a flawless campaign!
Posted by: No One of Consequence"

And we are still fighting, because nobody said we would win the fight we are fighting but we keep fighting to win the fight we are fighting until we win that fight or keep fighting.

Posted by: Camela at November 13, 2024 08:12 PM (vFG9F)

153 Also, obama's Hand behind the scenes in the White House for the last 4 years has been Susan Rice.

Posted by: Soothsayer

So the leftists have their own hand maids... interesting.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 13, 2024 08:10 PM (ftFVW)
---
This is why everything is such a shitshow. They had Joe implement their dream empowerment of Iran and look where it went.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 08:13 PM (llXky)

154 Dude just waiting his turn at a fast food place just got trucked by a water buffalo(?)
Posted by: steevy


I'm glad nothing like that happened when I was doing the commercials!

Posted by: zombie Clara Peller at November 13, 2024 08:13 PM (DgGvY)

155 My college is considering making a public statement that all the female students and all the LGBT folks are still welcome on campus, despite all the "acts of racism and bullying" that have happened since Trump's election.

I thought of asking whether the college will do anything about all the bullying women receive from the LGBTers, but didn't.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 13, 2024 08:13 PM (lHPJf)

156 Marc Andreessen @pmarca 6h
X needs a Dramatic Exit button. 😆

https://tinyurl.com/233pxn39
Larson cartoon!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 08:13 PM (hovnC)

157 Every one* of them thinks of themselves as Presidential material.

==

Thune could have run, was asked to run. Chickened out. Senate is safer.

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 08:14 PM (V13WU)

158 But a report from Punchbowl News reveals that the House Ethics Committee was set to vote on releasing a report on his conduct on Friday. But if Gaetz is no longer a member of Congress, the panel loses its jurisdiction over him.

AG Merrick Garland's DOJ also conducted an investigation into the Florida Republican over claims of sex trafficking, but he was never charged


lol. Someone is playing chess, not checkers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 08:14 PM (mzM2O)

159 My college is considering making a public statement that all the female students and all the LGBT folks are still welcome on campus, despite all the "acts of racism and bullying" that have happened since Trump's election.

Liars.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 13, 2024 08:14 PM (mH6SG)

160 The Pika is still the cutest damn mammal put on this earth.

Posted by: jsg at November 13, 2024 08:15 PM (1MLdb)

161 155 My college is considering making a public statement that all the female students and all the LGBT folks are still welcome on campus, despite all the "acts of racism and bullying" that have happened since Trump's election.

I thought of asking whether the college will do anything about all the bullying women receive from the LGBTers, but didn't.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 13, 2024 08:13 PM (lHPJf)

You work at the wrong college...come to GMU. Kids went to class the next day, and the president said everyone was moving forward, and if you needed help to do so, here's the cry sessions for the next few weeks (okay, so I made the last part up...mostly)...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 13, 2024 08:15 PM (exHjb)

162 Also, obama's Hand behind the scenes in the White House for the last 4 years has been Susan Rice.

==

Who was the hand behind obama ???

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 08:15 PM (V13WU)

163 What's gnu?

Not much. What's gnu with you?

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 08:15 PM (hovnC)

164 Senators are very full of themselves. I think the 6 year term spoiled them.
Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 07:59 PM

*Every one* of them thinks of themselves as Presidential material.
Posted by: Duncanthrax


* looks at current occupant *

* looks at who just lost the election *

They're correct.

Posted by: mikeski at November 13, 2024 08:16 PM (DgGvY)

165 Democrats are scrambling to figure out how they blew $1.4B in 100 days

Does that include the money pumped into Texas' economy for All-dead's Senate campaign?
Not that Mitch McConnell can talk; the money he wasted in Maryland may as well have gone to more gay porn shoots in the Senate for all the good it did.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 13, 2024 08:16 PM (gKWVE)

166 Who was the hand behind obama ???
Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 08:15 PM (V13WU)
---
George Soros. This is known.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 08:17 PM (llXky)

167 Of all the things to be happy about since last Tuesday, the one that keeps me giggling is seeing the giant smiles on Joe and Jill's faces.

They've had 100 days to build up loathing of Kamala, while being forced to publicly support her.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2024 08:17 PM (5p7BC)

168 1.4B is 1,400 millions.

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 08:17 PM (V13WU)

169 Now is the time for Beto O'Rourke to step forward in 2028.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 08:17 PM (llXky)

170 Who was the hand behind obama ???
Posted by: runner

I never kiss and tell!

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at November 13, 2024 08:18 PM (ftFVW)

171 all the female students and all the LGBT folks are still welcome on campus, despite all the "acts of racism and bullying" that have happened since Trump's election

Do they mean the racism against Latino men?

Posted by: gKWVE at November 13, 2024 08:18 PM (gKWVE)

172 The Native Hawaiians also ate many native, flightless birds into extinction.
Posted by: U.S. Public School Graduate

Puffa Puffa Rice is native to Hawaii', right?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2024 08:18 PM (WXNFJ)

173 Who was the hand behind obama ???

The chef?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 13, 2024 08:18 PM (mH6SG)

174 The Pika is still the cutest damn mammal put on this earth.
Posted by: jsg at November 13, 2024 08:15 PM (1MLdb)

Eevee is cuter.

Posted by: U.S. Public School Graduate at November 13, 2024 08:18 PM (K4KCe)

175 To answer, no. The $1.4B was for the Harris campaign alone. When you include down ballot races, and lot more was spent.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2024 08:18 PM (5p7BC)

176 163 What's gnu?

Not much. What's gnu with you?
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 08:15 PM (hovnC)

------------------------------

No G-news is good G-news with Gary G-nu!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 13, 2024 08:19 PM (F4bAW)

177 George Soros. This is known.

==
Soros has been non compos mentis for a while now. Who else ?

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 08:19 PM (V13WU)

178 160 The Pika is still the cutest damn mammal put on this earth.
Posted by: jsg at November 13, 2024 08:15 PM (1MLdb)
‘I think not!’
- stripedy kitten bouncing sideways

Posted by: Eromero at November 13, 2024 08:19 PM (LHPAg)

179 160 The Pika is still the cutest damn mammal put on this earth.
Posted by: jsg at November 13, 2024 08:15 PM (1MLdb)

Ahem....

Posted by: The Quokka at November 13, 2024 08:19 PM (JFjh0)

180 The chef?

==
Chef wen swimming, never came back...

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 08:19 PM (V13WU)

181 1.4B is 1,400 millions.
Posted by: runner

I was made to understand there would be no math here.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 13, 2024 08:19 PM (ftFVW)

182

What makes the Ocelot so hot? What puts the "ape" in apricot? What have they got that I ain't got?

Posted by: Cowardly lion at November 13, 2024 08:19 PM (63Dwl)

183 That's not a buffalo, is a wildebeest or gnu
Posted by: Kindltot


I did gnot gno that.

Posted by: mikeski at November 13, 2024 08:20 PM (DgGvY)

184 "Brunhilde! Was you using that G7 torpedo for?"
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 13, 2024 08:08 PM (Ne4sS)
---
There was a subplot about a young ensign being "comforted" by the captain. It was lit.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 08:20 PM (llXky)

185 DeSantis to name Gaetz replacement by Jan 3rd.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 08:20 PM (mzM2O)

186 Beto/Lizzo 2028 !

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 08:20 PM (V13WU)

187 Who will be head of the FBI?

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at November 13, 2024 08:20 PM (WvGHv)

188 182

What makes the Ocelot so hot? What puts the "ape" in apricot? What have they got that I ain't got?
Posted by: Cowardly lion at November 13, 2024 08:19 PM (63Dwl)

---------------------

Courage!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 13, 2024 08:20 PM (F4bAW)

189 Bull-jumping acrobatics go back to antiquity. It's evident in murals painted on the walls of Minoan palaces and temples.
Posted by: Born Free

Joy Reid is a bull throwing champion!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 13, 2024 08:21 PM (L/fGl)

190 Who will be head of the FBI?

====
Kash Patel !

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 08:21 PM (V13WU)

191 177 George Soros. This is known.

==
Soros has been non compos mentis for a while now. Who else ?
Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 08:19 PM (V13WU)

His kids are even more evil than him...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 13, 2024 08:21 PM (exHjb)

192 ‘I think not!’
- stripedy kitten bouncing sideways
Posted by: Eromero at November 13, 2024 08:19 PM (LHPAg)


Nothin cuter than a pipsqueak kitten acting like a lion.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 08:21 PM (mzM2O)

193 Hopefully, at some point during the Trump Restoration, Soros will do the world a favor and drop dead.

Posted by: Don Black at November 13, 2024 08:21 PM (/7KEl)

194 Alexander Soros is running his father's business these days

Posted by: gKWVE at November 13, 2024 08:21 PM (gKWVE)

195 Nepalese rhinos aren't like our RINOs. Motorcycle guy harass our RINOs they would, well, look to Kamala, they are alike in many ways.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 13, 2024 08:22 PM (hq1QL)

196 DeSantis to name Gaetz replacement by Jan 3rd.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Do the election next Tuesday! All write-ins! YOLO!!

Posted by: mikeski at November 13, 2024 08:22 PM (DgGvY)

197 His kids are even more evil than him...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 13, 2024 08:21 PM (exHjb)
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But half as smart. Alex Soros endorsing Kamala was a rookie move. Total bush league.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 08:22 PM (llXky)

198 185 DeSantis to name Gaetz replacement by Jan 3rd.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 08:20 PM (mzM2O)

I don't think he gets to name a replacement for House seats, just call for an election for his replacement.

Posted by: The Quokka at November 13, 2024 08:22 PM (JFjh0)

199 Off, adorable sock.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 13, 2024 08:23 PM (JFjh0)

200 Who will be head of the FBI?

====
Kash Patel !
Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 08:21 PM (V13WU)

This is the answer.

Posted by: U.S. Public School Graduate at November 13, 2024 08:23 PM (K4KCe)

201 Do the election next Tuesday! All write-ins! YOLO!!
Posted by: mikeski

Seymore Butts it is.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 13, 2024 08:23 PM (ftFVW)

202 https://tinyurl.com/233pxn39
Larson cartoon!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 08:13 PM (hovnC


Still hilarious

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 13, 2024 08:24 PM (hOUT3)

203 But half as smart. Alex Soros endorsing Kamala was a rookie move. Total bush league.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


ISWYDT.

Posted by: mikeski at November 13, 2024 08:24 PM (DgGvY)

204 I don't think he gets to name a replacement for House seats, just call for an election for his replacement.
Posted by: The Quokka at November 13, 2024 08:22 PM (JFjh0

Correct. Better way to say it. Special election by Jan 3rd

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 08:24 PM (mzM2O)

205 Joy Reid is a bull throwing champion!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 13, 2024 08:21 PM (L/fGl)
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She makes the bulls veer away in terror.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 08:24 PM (llXky)

206 Do the election next Tuesday! All write-ins! YOLO!!
Posted by: mikeski

Dick Gazinya!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2024 08:24 PM (WXNFJ)

207 98

'he understands the value of peeling away people by offering them a way out.'

You think Biden has much inside information to trade?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 13, 2024 08:24 PM (3wi/L)

208 Girl at the drive through gave me a blue drink. Couldn't understand what she said. It tastes like it needs a shot of vodka. I'll check and see.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 13, 2024 08:24 PM (hq1QL)

209 there's a decent list of N American Mega Fauna.
Would be more if the natives didn't kill them off.
Posted by: garrett at November 13, 2024 07:37 PM (z/jjr)


It must be terribly confusing for right thinking archaeologists to get to grip with the idea that humans could arrive in the Americas via a narrow glacial gap, develop a specific highly developed lithic culture, spread it, and murder all the megafauna in both North AND South America within 1.750 years, and then forget how to make those tools even though there were still critters that they would be useful for.

But science.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 13, 2024 08:24 PM (D7oie)

210 I'VE NEVER SEEN AN OCELOT!
Posted by: Archer at November 13, 2024 07:30 PM (z/jjr)

I've seen an ocelot of them.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 13, 2024 08:24 PM (ucG+D)

211
Vote for Biggus Dickus ! "They Can't Lick Our Dickus"

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 08:25 PM (V13WU)

212 Do the election next Tuesday! All write-ins! YOLO!!
Posted by: mikeski

Seymore Butts it is.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 13, 2024 08:23 PM (ftFVW)


Forget that piker! Ben Dover all the way!!

Posted by: Dr. T at November 13, 2024 08:25 PM (lHPJf)

213 neverenoughcaffeine - 218 for GOP is called now. AK looks to be a done deal, the lead is holding at about 10K. The Dem would need to win 90%+ of the 3rd party votes in a rank choice to overcome the lead. But we have to wait for them to do the RCV. What a stupid system.

CA-13, Duarte's lead has grown a bit to almost 4K now, it looks like he will miraculously survive.

The two other CA seats that are still out are looking safer for the Dems, Costa was ahead by only a hair, but his lead grew.

Final will be GOP with 220 seats, so 3 seats to spare to hold the majority.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2024 08:25 PM (5p7BC)

214 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 3h
The reaction faces are priceless.

https://tinyurl.com/4azpsm4t
photo MSNBC talking heads

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 08:25 PM (hovnC)

215 Girl at the drive through gave me a blue drink. Couldn't understand what she said. It tastes like it needs a shot of vodka. I'll check and see.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 13, 2024 08:24 PM (hq1QL)
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Blue requires rum.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 08:26 PM (llXky)

216 Which is unfortunate for her husband, who would love to be a cuck.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 13, 2024 08:26 PM (JFjh0)

217 >>>Pranking a lion

And the question is, What is something I would never, ever do, Alex.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 13, 2024 08:26 PM (klJTj)

218 Funny 30 second reacting to Trump’s election video.

https://is.gd/AgZde5

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 13, 2024 08:26 PM (L/fGl)

219 You think Biden has much inside information to trade?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 13, 2024 08:24 PM (3wi/L)
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Biden can barely remember his own name. His wife, on the other hand, probably has a lot of good information.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 08:26 PM (llXky)

220 @JDVance
The main issue with Matt Gaetz is that he used his office to prosecute his political opponents and authorized federal agents to harass parents who were peacefully protesting at school board meetings.

Oh wait, that's actually Merrick Garland, the current attorney general.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2024 08:28 PM (WXNFJ)

221 I was made to understand there would be no math here.
Posted by: She Hobbit
--------
I'm here. There is always math when I am here.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2024 08:28 PM (5p7BC)

222 It must be terribly confusing for right thinking archaeologists to get to grip with the idea that humans could arrive in the Americas via a narrow glacial gap, develop a specific highly developed lithic culture, spread it, and murder all the megafauna in both North AND South America within 1.750 years, and then forget how to make those tools even though there were still critters that they would be useful for.

But science.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 13, 2024 08:24 PM (D7oie)
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There is evidence that during the last ice age, navigation across the Atlantic was possible. I'm not sure where the DNA testing is on this but the Cherokee myths stated that they came from across the sea, i.e. Europe.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 08:28 PM (llXky)

223 220 @JDVance
The main issue with Matt Gaetz is that he used his office to prosecute his political opponents and authorized federal agents to harass parents who were peacefully protesting at school board meetings.

Oh wait, that's actually Merrick Garland, the current attorney general.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2024 08:28 PM (WXNFJ

I like these new republicans. They can cut.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 08:29 PM (mzM2O)

224 There's a House race in California where only 74% of the vote is counted. Eight days after the polls closed.
3rd World bullshit.

Posted by: Wally at November 13, 2024 08:29 PM (Qx6K/)

225 I has the hiccups

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 13, 2024 08:29 PM (+HzbQ)

226 Thanks Dave. That was my count yesterday, so it hasn't changed. Still cannot believe that AK instituted that nonsense and happy it's going away. I've been sharing your election coverage with family and friends, they thought I was a genius about 2024. I did finally fess up that you were my source.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 13, 2024 08:29 PM (2NHgQ)

227 87, Dave in Fla,
Jack Swigert was elected to Congress but died of cancer before he was sworn in.

Posted by: whig's phone at November 13, 2024 08:30 PM (ctrM5)

228 Ocelotta

Posted by: Chico Marx at November 13, 2024 08:30 PM (i0F8b)

229 225 I has the hiccups
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 13, 2024 08:29 PM (+HzbQ)

BOO!!!!!

(Did that scare 'em outta ya?)

Posted by: tankdemon at November 13, 2024 08:30 PM (JFjh0)

230 Hmm, good point on Jill. She is going to be highly invested in seeing Hunter and the rest of the family avoid jail. And also keep all the money they have grifted.

One thing that Biden did that should keep her scared, is show the ability of the legal system to bankrupt someone.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2024 08:30 PM (5p7BC)

231 208 Girl at the drive through gave me a blue drink. Couldn't understand what she said. It tastes like it needs a shot of vodka. I'll check and see.
--------
Windex???

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 08:31 PM (hovnC)

232 224 There's a House race in California where only 74% of the vote is counted. Eight days after the polls closed.
3rd World bullshit.
Posted by: Wally


Maths be hard yo!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 13, 2024 08:31 PM (hOUT3)

233 An attempt was made by the Japanese to cross a Pika with a Penguin to create a "Pikaguin", but the experiment failed horribly when what emerged from the mutant egg was a "Pinguika", which was reportedly so cute that people fainted in it's presence and were quickly devoured before regaining consciousness. Further research was banned, and the Pinguika was sent to Monster Island, where it grew to an enormous size and eventually had to frozen solid and sunk to the bottom of the Pacific ocean.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at November 13, 2024 08:31 PM (vFG9F)

234 I read that Obama is organizing a coup to undermine Trump with the military.
Dude needs a hobby.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 13, 2024 08:31 PM (+HzbQ)

235 I'm here. There is always math when I am here.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

Fair enough. But statistics is kind of math with voodoo.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 13, 2024 08:31 PM (ftFVW)

236 Chef wen swimming, never came back...
Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 08:19 PM (V13WU)

At least I lived ...

Posted by: Charlie on the MTA at November 13, 2024 08:31 PM (TTAGa)

237 I felt horrible for the cats. Fortunately, since they belong to the neighbours, they brought them in. I was just the nice guy taking care of them afterwards.
Posted by: Stateless at November 13, 2024 07:49 PM (jvJvP)


The queens will have two litters a year if you feed them well, and what are you going to do with that many kittens? The toms are a different thing, depends on if you are able to put up with their attitude and pissing.
And if you have too many cats they will piss on everything.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 13, 2024 08:32 PM (D7oie)

238 223 220 @JDVance
The main issue with Matt Gaetz is that he used his office to prosecute his political opponents and authorized federal agents to harass parents who were peacefully protesting at school board meetings.

Oh wait, that's actually Merrick Garland, the current attorney general.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2024 08:28 PM (WXNFJ

I like these new republicans. They can cut.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 08:29 PM (mzM2O)


Ditto. Republicans have bent over and taken it for too long.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 13, 2024 08:32 PM (v23vE)

239 220 @JDVance
The main issue with Matt Gaetz is that he used his office to prosecute his political opponents and authorized federal agents to harass parents who were peacefully protesting at school board meetings.

Oh wait, that's actually Merrick Garland, the current attorney general.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2024 08:28 PM (WXNFJ


Burn. If Garland was capable of being burned.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 13, 2024 08:32 PM (lHPJf)

240 An odd tidbit from the Power Lesbian murder house listing which its in "upper" Rainier Beach. ( I didn't know there were variations of RB.)

From the listing: "Venture outside and discover a patio and yard that are simply to die for."

Posted by: LASue at November 13, 2024 08:32 PM (VPuca)

241 (Did that scare 'em outta ya?)
Posted by: tankdemon at November 13, 2024 08:30 PM (JFjh0)

Show me something really scary

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 13, 2024 08:32 PM (+HzbQ)

242 LOL - It is ok. No pride of authorship. You want to let people think you are a genius, go for it

Whig - thanks, I was sure I recalled it happening but couldn't recall the details.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2024 08:32 PM (5p7BC)

243 ---
But half as smart. Alex Soros endorsing Kamala was a rookie move. Total bush league.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
---

With a capital B.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 13, 2024 08:32 PM (hq1QL)

244 There's a House race in California where only 74% of the vote is counted. Eight days after the polls closed.
3rd World bullshit.
Posted by: Wally


Bite me.

Posted by: the 3rd World at November 13, 2024 08:32 PM (DgGvY)

245 I has the hiccups
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 13, 2024 08:29 PM


Think back on all those Primus Noctus you scored on the ONT.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 13, 2024 08:33 PM (a3Q+t)

246 What is the lot of an ocelot?
Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2024 07:52 PM (fV+MH)


Oscillation

Posted by: Kindltot at November 13, 2024 08:33 PM (D7oie)

247 Burn. If Garland was capable of being burned.
Posted by: Dr. T


I'm sure he could be. Might need to douse him in Holy Water, though.

Posted by: mikeski at November 13, 2024 08:34 PM (DgGvY)

248 She Hobbit - Want me to discuss orbital dynamics?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2024 08:34 PM (5p7BC)

249 @JDVance
The main issue with Matt Gaetz is that he used his office to prosecute his political opponents and authorized federal agents to harass parents who were peacefully protesting at school board meetings.

Oh wait, that's actually Merrick Garland, the current attorney general.


===


Oh, wait! LOLOL

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 08:34 PM (V13WU)

250 Think back on all those Primus Noctus you scored on the ONT.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 13, 2024 08:33 PM (a3Q+t)

Those were fun for sure

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 13, 2024 08:35 PM (+HzbQ)

251 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at November 13, 2024 08:35 PM (v6JzV)

252 Good evening! You know I love an owl appearance!

Posted by: Piper at November 13, 2024 08:36 PM (LaC4U)

253 I read that Obama is organizing a coup to undermine Trump with the military.
Dude needs a hobby.
-------
End Wokeness @EndWokeness 8h
Spot the difference
https://tinyurl.com/449kjmyx

Collin Rugg @CollinRugg 8h Replying to @EndWokeness
Trump meeting with a Hillary Clinton voter vs Trump meeting with a Trump voter.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 08:36 PM (hovnC)

254 Avenge us!

Posted by: P'nut and The Chef at November 13, 2024 08:37 PM (mH6SG)

255 Obama better be careful.

Sedition is a big crime.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 08:37 PM (mzM2O)

256 LOL - X is just the best place in the world

Sen Mike Lee -

Congratulations Tulsi.

Give me a call sometime - we have some illegal domestic spying programs to end.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2024 08:38 PM (5p7BC)

257 She Hobbit - Want me to discuss orbital dynamics?
Posted by: Dave in Fla

Nah, especially not if you're moving beyond Newton. Those days are far behind me.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 13, 2024 08:38 PM (geznp)

258 Wow, that “power lesbian” story. The alphabet people are really nut jobs, aren’t they?

Posted by: Bulg at November 13, 2024 08:38 PM (v6JzV)

259 I wonder if all those Lefties realize that Biden was lying when he called Trump literally Hitler and then welcomed him with open arms into the Oval Office.


Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 13, 2024 08:38 PM (+HzbQ)

260 right thinking archaeologists to get to grip with the idea that humans could arrive in the Americas via a narrow glacial gap, develop a specific highly developed lithic culture, spread it, and murder all the megafauna in both North AND South America within 1.750 years, and then forget how to make those tools even though there were still critters that they would be useful for.

The Great Lakes entered the copper age and then left it. For stone.
The copper in that part of America happens to be too... good. Impure copper, like with arsenic or tin, is bronze and bronze is great, better than iron. But the Great Lakes' copper was so pure that it was just bendy and blunt, until it rusted.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 13, 2024 08:38 PM (gKWVE)

261 Met a rancher out here in WY who took misfit BLM horses that nobody wanted from auction and let them run free on his land. His personal riding horse had a habit of backing toward people, and most folks were very wary of that because they thought he was lining up to kick them. It turned out he was just very friendly and was backing toward you because he wanted you to scratch his butt like a dog.

Posted by: Magnus Pyke at November 13, 2024 08:39 PM (rvjhz)

262 Hey, Piper!

Posted by: Bulg at November 13, 2024 08:39 PM (v6JzV)

263 241 Show me something really scary
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 13, 2024 08:32 PM (+HzbQ)

http://tiny.cc/vq7vzz

Posted by: tankdemon at November 13, 2024 08:39 PM (JFjh0)

264 53 Nowadays you can see mega fauna at Walmart.

Posted by: fd at November 13, 2024 07:45 PM (vFG9F)
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For your information some of that is Flora.

Posted by: Ciampino - the bastards are ultra devious at November 13, 2024 08:40 PM (i0xsb)

265 The cabinet has no rum I rectify that neglect.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 13, 2024 08:40 PM (hq1QL)

266 haleytalbotcnn @haleytalbotcnn 4h
GOP Massie says “recess appointments” when asked if GAETZ can get confirmed by the Senate

“He’s the Attorney General. Suck it up!”

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 08:41 PM (hovnC)

267 Hi Bulg!

Posted by: Piper at November 13, 2024 08:41 PM (LaC4U)

268 242 LOL - It is ok. No pride of authorship. You want to let people think you are a genius, go for it

Whig - thanks, I was sure I recalled it happening but couldn't recall the details.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2024 08:32 PM (5p7BC
I remember El Rushbo saying ‘I’ll tell you when it’s time to panic.’
I’m glad Dave in Fla was there in Corsicana, and is still on the job.

Posted by: Eromero at November 13, 2024 08:42 PM (LHPAg)

269 LOL

Three insurance claims involving a bear damaging luxury cars in California are now believed to be fraud after it was determined that the culprit was actually a man in a costume.

Four Los Angeles residents were arrested as part of the scheme, which happened on at least three occasions.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 13, 2024 08:42 PM (NZnln)

270 But the Great Lakes' copper was so pure that it was just bendy and blunt, until it rusted greened.
---------
Fixed.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 08:42 PM (hovnC)

271 155 My college is considering making a public statement that all the female students and all the LGBT folks are still welcome on campus, despite all the "acts of racism and bullying" that have happened since Trump's election.

I thought of asking whether the college will do anything about all the bullying women receive from the LGBTers, but didn't.
Posted by: Dr. T



Bullshit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 13, 2024 08:43 PM (hybOl)

272 I'm not sure where the DNA testing is on this

Absolutely no west European DNA in any of the Americas pre Columbus. It's all Eurasian. A tiny bit Melanesian in the Amazon (which seems to precede the Polynesians).
Europeans did not reach the Americas until Leif.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 13, 2024 08:43 PM (gKWVE)

273 it was determined that the culprit was actually a man in a costume.

Crusty the Clown?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 13, 2024 08:44 PM (mH6SG)

274 259 I wonder if all those Lefties realize that Biden was lying when he called Trump literally Hitler and then welcomed him with open arms into the Oval Office.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair
---

Radio called it when it happened. Trump said he'd consider pardoning Hunter, it was very understated. Radio said it was a signal to Biden that he wouldn't prosecute Hunter. He was right.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 13, 2024 08:44 PM (hq1QL)

275 263 241 Show me something really scary
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 13, 2024 08:32 PM (+HzbQ)

http://tiny.cc/vq7vzz

Posted by: tankdemon at November 13, 2024 08:39 PM (JFjh0)
----
I opened that link gingerly, expecting a photo of Whoopi's ass, knowing you people.

Posted by: Ciampino - the obvious scoundrels at November 13, 2024 08:45 PM (i0xsb)

276 "Met a rancher out here in WY who took misfit BLM horses that nobody wanted from auction and let them run free on his land. His personal riding horse had a habit of backing toward people, and most folks were very wary of that because they thought he was lining up to kick them. It turned out he was just very friendly and was backing toward you because he wanted you to scratch his butt like a dog.
Posted by: Magnus Pyke"


Yeah...being behind horses is a big nope.

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2024 08:45 PM (fV+MH)

277 Three insurance claims involving a bear damaging luxury cars in California are now believed to be fraud after it was determined that the culprit was actually a man in a costume.

Posted by: Mark1971

He was just trying to pick up those chicks that said they'd rather be alone with a bear than a man.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 13, 2024 08:46 PM (geznp)

278 Daily Loud @DailyLoud 7h
Don Lemon and Jamie Lee Curtis have announced that they are both leaving Twitter/X.

https://tinyurl.com/3muy2u75
photos

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 5h
I still can't tell them apart.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 08:46 PM (hovnC)

279 Seems like every single one of Trump's cabinet picks are triggering for the Democrats.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 13, 2024 08:46 PM (+HzbQ)

280 Three insurance claims involving a bear damaging luxury cars in California are now believed to be fraud after it was determined that the culprit was actually a man in a costume.

Four Los Angeles residents were arrested as part of the scheme, which happened on at least three occasions.
Posted by: Mark1971


Kamala lost! What choice did I have but to put on my bear suit and vandalize cars?!?

Posted by: bear furry who's probably related to a power lesbian at November 13, 2024 08:47 PM (DgGvY)

281 http://tiny.cc/vq7vzz
Posted by: tankdemon at November 13, 2024 08:39 PM (JFjh0)

Hey, it worked. Hiccups are gone. Thanks a bunch!

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 13, 2024 08:47 PM (+HzbQ)

282 It turned out he was just very friendly and was backing toward you because he wanted you to scratch his butt like a dog ONT Moron.
Posted by: Magnus Pyke

fify

Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2024 08:48 PM (WXNFJ)

283 "Seems like every single one of Trump's cabinet picks are triggering for the Democrats.
Posted by: ALH"


And I'm just sick about it.

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2024 08:48 PM (fV+MH)

284 272 I'm not sure where the DNA testing is on this

Absolutely no west European DNA in any of the Americas pre Columbus. It's all Eurasian. A tiny bit Melanesian in the Amazon (which seems to precede the Polynesians).
Europeans did not reach the Americas until Leif.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 13, 2024 08:43 PM (gKWVE)
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But but but we all came out of Africa, supposedly so what European genes?

Posted by: Ciampino - the oldest preserved is all it is at November 13, 2024 08:48 PM (i0xsb)

285 Never mind, it was a bear not a clown. Can I go with Smokey? Only you can prevent insurance fraud!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 13, 2024 08:49 PM (mH6SG)

286 Seems like every single one of Trump's cabinet picks are triggering for the Democrats.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair

That's how you know he's doing it right.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 13, 2024 08:49 PM (geznp)

287 Seems like every single one of Trump's cabinet picks are triggering for the Democrats.
Posted by: ALH

Sometimes, I don't know what to think. Then, I see how my enemies are reacting, and I then know if we made the right choice or not.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2024 08:49 PM (WXNFJ)

288 272 OK, but did the Norse leave any DNA behind? Just because there’s no genetic evidence of other Old-World presence doesn’t mean there wasn’t contact.

Posted by: Bulg at November 13, 2024 08:49 PM (v6JzV)

289 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 3h
The reaction faces are priceless.
https://tinyurl.com/4azpsm4t
photo MSNBC talking heads
Posted by: andycanuck


The dude's face says "wait, is my passport up to date?"

Posted by: mikeski at November 13, 2024 08:50 PM (DgGvY)

290 But but but we all came out of Africa

There was a lot of rain.

Posted by: Toto at November 13, 2024 08:50 PM (mH6SG)

291 275 I opened that link gingerly, expecting a photo of Whoopi's ass, knowing you people.
Posted by: Ciampino - the obvious scoundrels at November 13, 2024 08:45 PM (i0xsb)

I have a sense if decency. It might be tiny, dessicated, and give off a strange odor, but it is there.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 13, 2024 08:50 PM (JFjh0)

292 A raincoat on a dog. Scotty, beam me up.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 13, 2024 08:51 PM (hq1QL)

293 234 I read that Obama is organizing a coup to undermine Trump with the military.
Dude needs a hobby.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair



Undermining the USA is his hobby.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 13, 2024 08:51 PM (hybOl)

294 Posted by: Toto at November 13, 2024 08:50 PM (mH6SG)

Is there really no place like home?

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 13, 2024 08:51 PM (+HzbQ)

295 haleytalbotcnn @haleytalbotcnn 4h
GOP Massie says “recess appointments” when asked if GAETZ can get confirmed by the Senate
“He’s the Attorney General. Suck it up!”
=====
Video from a non-CNN source
https://tinyurl.com/yck995m8
8 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 08:52 PM (hovnC)

296 Three insurance claims involving a bear damaging luxury cars in California are now believed to be fraud after it was determined that the culprit was actually a man in a costume.

Four Los Angeles residents were arrested as part of the scheme, which happened on at least three occasions.
Posted by: Mark1971

Well shit. There goes my side hustle!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at November 13, 2024 08:53 PM (L/fGl)

297 But but but we all came out of Africa, supposedly so what European genes?
Posted by: Ciampino


The neanderthal ones.

African = human
Euro = human plus some neanderthal
Asian = Euro plus some denisovan

Posted by: mikeski at November 13, 2024 08:53 PM (DgGvY)

298 But but but we all came out of Africa

There was a lot of rain.
Posted by: Toto

We know there will be no snow.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 13, 2024 08:53 PM (geznp)

299 Is there really no place like home?
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 13, 2024 08:51 PM (+HzbQ)

If you are in one of those newly built cookie cutter neighborhoods, there is the house next door.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 13, 2024 08:53 PM (JFjh0)

300 289 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 3h
The reaction faces are priceless.
https://tinyurl.com/4azpsm4t
photo MSNBC talking heads
Posted by: andycanuck

The dude's face says "wait, is my passport up to date?"
Posted by: mikeski
---

He wears a pear reckless; In public!

Posted by: Braenyard at November 13, 2024 08:54 PM (hq1QL)

301 Blue requires rum.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 08:26 PM (llXky)


Blue is Windex, green is radiator fluid.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 13, 2024 08:54 PM (D7oie)

302 Bless the African rains. Wait, wut?

Posted by: Toto at November 13, 2024 08:54 PM (mH6SG)

303 LOL.

Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando 5h
Whoever put Tulsi on that enhanced TSA screening list is sh*tting their pants right now

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 08:54 PM (hovnC)

304 295 haleytalbotcnn @haleytalbotcnn 4h
GOP Massie says “recess appointments” when asked if GAETZ can get confirmed by the Senate
“He’s the Attorney General. Suck it up!”
=====
Video from a non-CNN source
https://tinyurl.com/yck995m8
8 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 08:52 PM (hovnC)


Won't the senate just refuse to recess like they did last time? Or has that trick been corrected?

Posted by: Emmie at November 13, 2024 08:55 PM (Sf2cq)

305 Those little orange flags are for gas lines, I think.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 13, 2024 08:55 PM (+HzbQ)

306 Seems like every single one of Trump's cabinet picks are triggering for the Democrats.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair

That's how you know he's doing it right.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 13, 2024 08:49 PM (geznp)

There really is something to that. Trump pisses off all the right people. Including some Republicans. If Susan Collins doesn't like it ? Then I like it - and I don't even have to know what it is.

Posted by: Same Old Same Old at November 13, 2024 08:56 PM (CZEZE)

307 The cutest mammal ever was peak Meg Ryan c. 1991.

Then she met the plastic factory.

Posted by: Bulg at November 13, 2024 08:56 PM (v6JzV)

308 LOL.

Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando 5h
Whoever put Tulsi on that enhanced TSA screening list is sh*tting their pants right now

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 08:54 PM (hovnC)

--------------

[Executive Order on Day One from Tulsi:]

"All TSA Administrators will be required to eat their pants or be terminated immediately."

Posted by: ShainS -- The Evil Child-Murdering, -Raping, and -Mutilating Left Elected Trump #47 at November 13, 2024 08:57 PM (MpEy/)

309 Is there really no place like home?
Posted by: ALH

It's true. But you can't go back.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2024 08:57 PM (WXNFJ)

310 Foxes are cute. But they are loud and whiny.


I dated a few so yeah, can confirm.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 13, 2024 08:57 PM (W/lyH)

311 "Then she met the plastic factory.
Posted by: Bulg"


::booooom::

::crash::

:shattered glass::

::lone hubcap rolling away::

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2024 08:58 PM (fV+MH)

312 Ed Whelan @EdWhelanEPPC 5h
Hope it's wrong, but I'm hearing through the grapevine about this bonkers plan: Trump would adjourn both Houses of Congress under Article II, section 3, and then recess-appoint his Cabinet.

As predicate for Trump's exercise of adjournment power, one House of Congress would seek other House's consent to adjourn and be denied. So Speaker of House would need to be complicit in evisceration of Senate's advice-and-consent role.

Ed Whelan @EdWhelanEPPC 4h
House Speaker Mike Johnson needs to say NO to this right away.

alexandriabrown @alexthechick 1h
Say no to what? Your Sources Say lie?

Name. The. Names.

Or I will continue my belief that you have utter contempt for the intelligence of the entire world.

I thought it would take at least until December for NRO to torch what was left of it's reputation. More the fool me.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 08:59 PM (hovnC)

313 311 LOL, pretty much.

Posted by: Bulg at November 13, 2024 08:59 PM (v6JzV)

314 Those little orange flags are for gas lines, I think.
Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair

Nope - yellow are for gas lines. Orange are for communications and cable lines.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2024 08:59 PM (WXNFJ)

315 Nope - yellow are for gas lines. Orange are for communications and cable lines.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2024 08:59 PM (WXNFJ)

What are the blue ones for?

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 13, 2024 09:01 PM (+HzbQ)

316 #312 addendum; additional reply to Ed's first tweet:

alexandriabrown @alexthechick 1h
This is, and I am being gracious when I ABSOLUTELY should not be, wildly misleading.

Huff.

Those.

Farts.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 09:01 PM (hovnC)

317 311 Memories of Billy Jack: “One line hubcap rolls away.”

Posted by: Bulg at November 13, 2024 09:02 PM (v6JzV)

318 Is there really no place like home?
Posted by: ALH

It's true. But you can't go back.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2024 08:57 PM (WXNFJ)


Not if you leave that way.

Posted by: Shit Confederate Railroad Sang at November 13, 2024 09:02 PM (CZEZE)

319 There is evidence that during the last ice age, navigation across the Atlantic was possible. I'm not sure where the DNA testing is on this but the Cherokee myths stated that they came from across the sea, i.e. Europe.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 13, 2024 08:28 PM (llXky)


There is some problems with that hypothesis including lack of genetics, however I would be open to supposition that the supposed Solutrean populations were very small, came from a small founder population, and lived on the continental shelf that were coastal plains that are now submerged by the melting of the glaciers, and the only parts that were transmitted to Clovis populations were the lithic technology. And I have no idea how to prove that since no one is doing digs on the Grand Banks.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 13, 2024 09:02 PM (D7oie)

320 neverenoughcaffeine - 218 for GOP is called now. AK looks to be a done deal, the lead is holding at about 10K. The Dem would need to win 90%+ of the 3rd party votes in a rank choice to overcome the lead. But we have to wait for them to do the RCV. What a stupid system.

CA-13, Duarte's lead has grown a bit to almost 4K now, it looks like he will miraculously survive.

The two other CA seats that are still out are looking safer for the Dems, Costa was ahead by only a hair, but his lead grew.

Final will be GOP with 220 seats, so 3 seats to spare to hold the majority.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2024 08:25 PM (5p7BC)

Dave, when you say the "two other CA seats", do you mean CA Districts 9 and 21? Because I was wondering where CA District 45 is in the analysis; Steel has been leading there throughout the count, but is now, with 90% in, ahead of Tran by only 0.2; are you expecting that one to go Dem along with 9 and 21? Also, RCP has the Republicans at 219 right now, with Alaska and CA-13 still uncalled, so won't those bring them to 221? (222 if Steel hangs on in CA-45).

Posted by: Wiese at November 13, 2024 09:03 PM (W2RQ1)

321 If it's true love, the farts don't matter.
I saw that on Facebook.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 13, 2024 09:03 PM (+HzbQ)

322 *lone*

Posted by: Bulg at November 13, 2024 09:03 PM (v6JzV)

323 TwitterX scolded me for saying that Iran guy Ayatoldya Kockamami should be hanged

Posted by: Don Black at November 13, 2024 09:04 PM (/7KEl)

324 NBC News @NBCNews 8h
Elon Musk's near-constant presence at Mar-a-Lago since President-elect Trump's victory has begun to wear on people in Trump’s inner circle, sources say.

“He’s behaving as if he’s a co-president and making sure everyone knows it,” one person says.

alexandriabrown @alexthechick 2h
One person says may be the apotheosis of Sources Say.
====
3. An exalted or glorified example.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 09:05 PM (hovnC)

325 Women don't fart.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 09:05 PM (mzM2O)

326 323 TwitterX scolded me for saying that Iran guy Ayatoldya Kockamami should be hanged
Posted by: Don Black at November 13, 2024 09:04 PM (/7KEl)

that's too humane.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 13, 2024 09:05 PM (+HzbQ)

327 320 The first Native Americans lived on Oak Island. This is known.

Posted by: Bulg at November 13, 2024 09:05 PM (v6JzV)

328 TwitterX scolded me for saying that Iran guy Ayatoldya Kockamami should be hanged

==

should have added "like they hanged western tourists and political prisoners"..and see what they say

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 09:05 PM (V13WU)

329 " If it's true love, the farts don't matter.
I saw that on Facebook.
Posted by: ALH"


Yeah. Yeah. That's the ticket.

Posted by: Divorce Lawyers Everywhere at November 13, 2024 09:05 PM (fV+MH)

330 Merrick Garland got 70 votes for confirmation.

Tell me more about the importance of the Senate's advise and consent role.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 13, 2024 09:06 PM (8AONa)

331 TwitterX scolded me for saying that Iran guy Ayatoldya Kockamami should be hanged
Posted by: Don Black


Well, Twitter is full of crap.

"Hanged" is correct, not "hung."

Posted by: mikeski at November 13, 2024 09:06 PM (DgGvY)

332 What are the blue ones for?
Posted by: ALH

Blue - water lines
White - excavation
red - electrical
green - sewer

Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2024 09:06 PM (WXNFJ)

333 With a capital B.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 13, 2024 08:32 PM (hq1QL)


. . . that rhymes with "T" and that stands for "Tool"

Posted by: Kindltot at November 13, 2024 09:06 PM (D7oie)

334 What are the blue ones for?

Sewer lines, I would imagine.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 13, 2024 09:07 PM (mH6SG)

335 312 Ed Whelan @EdWhelanEPPC 5h
Hope it's wrong, but I'm hearing through the grapevine about this bonkers plan: Trump would adjourn both Houses of Congress under Article II, section 3, and then recess-appoint his Cabinet.

As predicate for Trump's exercise of adjournment power, one House of Congress would seek other House's consent to adjourn and be denied. So Speaker of House would need to be complicit in evisceration of Senate's advice-and-consent role.

Ed Whelan @EdWhelanEPPC 4h
House Speaker Mike Johnson needs to say NO to this right away.

alexandriabrown @alexthechick 1h
Say no to what? Your Sources Say lie?

Name. The. Names.

Or I will continue my belief that you have utter contempt for the intelligence of the entire world.

I thought it would take at least until December for NRO to torch what was left of it's reputation. More the fool me.
Posted by: andycanuck



Sources say through the grapevine that Ed Whelan tortures kittens and rapes puppies. Horrible if true.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 13, 2024 09:07 PM (Wg6v7)

336 "Hanged" is correct, not "hung."
Posted by: mikeski

The Paolo, how you say, "Oh please. . . "

Posted by: The Paolo at November 13, 2024 09:08 PM (WXNFJ)

337 We just lost power! Ugh. And my phone is not charged, of course.

Posted by: Piper at November 13, 2024 09:08 PM (WEZYP)

338 337 We just lost power! Ugh. And my phone is not charged, of course.
Posted by: Piper at November 13, 2024 09:08 PM (WEZYP)

You can charge it in your car

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 09:08 PM (mzM2O)

339 We just lost power! Ugh. And my phone is not charged, of course.
Posted by: Piper


Of all the 'Rons/'Ettes I would have expected to have a phone charger connected to an exercise bike.....

Posted by: mikeski at November 13, 2024 09:09 PM (DgGvY)

340 We just lost power!

Infrastructure!!!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 13, 2024 09:09 PM (mH6SG)

341 I'm pretty sure Trump and Gaetz had this gamed out.

Posted by: DBCooper at November 13, 2024 09:10 PM (y1Mvi)

342 SenJohnThune
·
5h
Just got off the phone with @realDonaldTrump
. Senate Republicans are excited and ready to get to work implementing President Trump’s agenda on behalf of the American people.
Posted by: Don Black at November 13, 2024 07:43 PM (/7KEl)

We be watchin' ya real close, ya hear?

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 13, 2024 09:11 PM (g8Ew8)

343 "We just lost power!"


James Carcille?

Zat you?

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2024 09:11 PM (fV+MH)

344 338 that means I have to go outside. And the rest of the story is I was mid shower, we have a tankless water heater so hot water gone pecan in 3 seconds. Kind of a disaster over here! 🤣 and we were supposed to have a full house generator installed, that is an entirely different frustrating story.

Posted by: Piper at November 13, 2024 09:12 PM (WEZYP)

345 Piper, just do enough reps on the Peloton, and you can repower the whole Gulf Coast. You go girl!

Posted by: Bulg at November 13, 2024 09:12 PM (v6JzV)

346 We be watchin' ya real close, ya hear?

Yep.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 13, 2024 09:12 PM (mH6SG)

347 But but but we all came out of Africa, supposedly so what European genes?
Posted by: Ciampino - the oldest preserved is all it is at November 13, 2024 08:48 PM (i0xsb)


Are you funnin' or are you really asking about haplotype mutation?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 13, 2024 09:13 PM (D7oie)

348 womp womp sad trombone.

Island of misfit jokes.

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2024 09:13 PM (fV+MH)

349 62 I just realized that we had a lesbian thread an no one brought up the immortal story of U-69, the Kriegsmarine's only all-female submarine.

That was one epic thread back in the day.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Lemme guess - lots of 'deep dive', 'blowing the ballast', 'crush depth', and 'up periscope' references?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 13, 2024 07:47 PM (WXNFJ)

==============

What's long, hard and full of she-men?

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 13, 2024 09:14 PM (NMT5x)

350 Senators are very full of themselves. I think the 6 year term spoiled them.
Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 07:59 PM (V13WU)


6 years. *snort* -- Mitch McConnell, Senator since 1985

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 13, 2024 09:14 PM (ExV1e)

351 Are we supposed to have haplotype mutation on this blog?

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2024 09:15 PM (fV+MH)

352 John Carney @carney 13h
This is a trick.

If you want to prevent someone from reducing government spending, point to large and abstract aggregates and demand they say which of those they want to cut.

But since each of those includes important things, you then get accused of threatening those important things.

Go the opposite way. From the bottom up. Find the programs we can do without or can pay less for. The "wonks" will tell you it cannot be done but their way clearly isn't working.

alexandriabrown @alexthechick 13h
I would be happy to start with doing away with baseline budgeting.

David Perron @DavidPe51482177 9h Replying to @alexthechick
Do away with continuing resolutions and not a dime spent in a budget period until a budget has been passed and signed into law.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 09:16 PM (hovnC)

353

Chances are that the bureaucrat who put Tulsi on the SSSS list was doing it as directed by the office of the VP.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 13, 2024 09:16 PM (D7oie)

354 Blue's in the freezer, buying rum tomorrow.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 13, 2024 09:16 PM (hq1QL)

355 Dave, when you say the "two other CA seats", do you mean CA Districts 9 and 21? Because I was wondering where CA District 45 is in the analysis; Steel has been leading there throughout the count, but is now, with 90% in, ahead of Tran by only 0.2; are you expecting that one to go Dem along with 9 and 21? Also, RCP has the Republicans at 219 right now, with Alaska and CA-13 still uncalled, so won't those bring them to 221? (222 if Steel hangs on in CA-45).
-------
I did mean 9 and 21. I might have missed 45, because I keep looking at an actual map, and I think that district is small.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2024 09:16 PM (5p7BC)

356 Are we supposed to have haplotype mutation on this blog?
Posted by: eleven


We didn't even have smart quotes until recently.....

Posted by: mikeski at November 13, 2024 09:16 PM (DgGvY)

357 Not a fan of Thune, that said schumer is a diminished, sad little poser come January. Suck it up chuck.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 13, 2024 09:16 PM (2NHgQ)

358 269 LOL

Three insurance claims involving a bear damaging luxury cars in California are now believed to be fraud after it was determined that the culprit was actually a man in a costume.

Four Los Angeles residents were arrested as part of the scheme, which happened on at least three occasions.
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 13, 2024 08:42 PM (NZnln)

-------------------------------------

Investigators became suspicious when security camera footage showed the bear doing the Charleston on the hood of the cars.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 13, 2024 09:17 PM (F4bAW)

359 Ed Whelan sucks cock by choice.
While dressed like a geisha.

Posted by: NRO is Fake and Gay
But Mostly Gay at November 13, 2024 09:18 PM (d6WS9)

360 that means I have to go outside. And the rest of the story is I was mid shower, we have a tankless water heater so hot water gone pecan in 3 seconds.
Posted by: Piper


In before someone says "pics or it didn't happen."

Posted by: mikeski at November 13, 2024 09:18 PM (DgGvY)

361 Of all the 'Rons/'Ettes I would have expected to have a phone charger connected to an exercise bike.....
Posted by: mikeski at November 13, 2024 09:09 PM (DgGvY)

I have no exercise equipment here at all! I don’t even have a barre installed at the house.

Posted by: Piper at November 13, 2024 09:18 PM (WEZYP)

362 297 But but but we all came out of Africa, supposedly so what European genes?
Posted by: Ciampino

The neanderthal ones.

African = human
Euro = human plus some neanderthal
Asian = Euro plus some denisovan

Posted by: mikeski at November 13, 2024 08:53 PM (DgGvY)
----
What about N and S America?
Australasia?

Also Neanderthals were the Math/Engineering types.

Posted by: Ciampino - the oldest preserved is all it is? at November 13, 2024 09:19 PM (i0xsb)

363 So, did we ever figure out who would prevail in the power struggle between Piper and Alex the Chick?

Posted by: Bulg at November 13, 2024 09:21 PM (v6JzV)

364 Also Neanderthals were the Math/Engineering types.
Posted by: Ciampino - the oldest preserved is all it is? at November 13, 2024 09:19 PM (i0xsb)

I was never good at math.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 13, 2024 09:21 PM (+HzbQ)

365 Yep, you are right. CA-45 is separated by 300ish votes. It is so small on the map that is might be 5 pixels.

However, it is CA, so I'm not going to count on winning that district.

I've been looking at DDHQ that has the count at 218, so unsure what RCP is different. I'll take a look.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2024 09:21 PM (5p7BC)

366 Mitch...tisk...tisk..tisk

How many times did he personally thwart Trump during his first term?

How much did he sabotage Republicans trying to get into office during the 2022 mid-terms??

He should be rode out of DC on RAILS!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 13, 2024 09:22 PM (TDvv2)

367 324 NBC News @NBCNews 8h
Elon Musk's near-constant presence at Mar-a-Lago since President-elect Trump's victory has begun to wear on people in Trump’s inner circle, sources say.

“He’s behaving as if he’s a co-president and making sure everyone knows it,” one person says.

alexandriabrown @alexthechick 2h
________________________________

This is right on schedule. Just yesterday, Bill Gates had made an effort to get his nose under the tent. Musk dislikes Gates with much enthusiasm (and for good reason...as he tried to short Tesla). The obvious goal here is to drive a wedge between Trump and Musk.

Posted by: Orson at November 13, 2024 09:22 PM (dIske)

368 I saw Haplotype Mutation open for…

Posted by: Bulg at November 13, 2024 09:22 PM (v6JzV)

369 I saw Haplotype Mutation open for…

The Trogs?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 13, 2024 09:23 PM (lUFok)

370 349
What's long, hard and full of she-men?

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 13, 2024 09:14 PM (NMT5x)
----
A trans-woman's dick in a girls' shower?

Posted by: Ciampino - Thomas is a Dick at November 13, 2024 09:24 PM (i0xsb)

371 Wow! DeSANTIS wants to replace Rubio with Laura Trump.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 13, 2024 09:25 PM (VPdQq)

372 F G N rips into DC to try and cement certain laws and propositions into some kind of magic force field prior to TRUMP's election?

This dude needs to have a fatal allergic reaction while eating at the FRENCH LAUNDRY.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 13, 2024 09:26 PM (TDvv2)

373 I must have read it wrong, DDHQ does have GOP at 219. So 221 or 222 depending on what happens in CA-45.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2024 09:26 PM (5p7BC)

374 Wow! DeSANTIS wants to replace Rubio with Laura Trump.


==

where is this confirmed ?

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 09:27 PM (V13WU)

375 363 I’m on Team Piper, myself.

Posted by: Bulg at November 13, 2024 09:27 PM (v6JzV)

376
Had to willow this one. My buck's name is Stinky Pete.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Peanut at November 13, 2024 08:02 PM (J3q5G)


Fitting! My kid's grandparents took them to a restaurant called Sneaky Pete's when they were little. When they got back they were telling me all about it and were calling it Stinky Pete's. You had to be there, but it was cute.

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 13, 2024 09:27 PM (NMT5x)

377 371 Wow! DeSANTIS wants to replace Rubio with Laura Trump.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 13, 2024 09:25 PM (VPdQq)

He should pick someone with a better chance of winning the seat in 2 years.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at November 13, 2024 09:28 PM (+HzbQ)

378 @374
Just heard it on Hannity.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 13, 2024 09:28 PM (VPdQq)

379 New Sticker for anywhere Commiefornia...

F G N

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 13, 2024 09:29 PM (TDvv2)

380 'Sup?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2024 09:29 PM (ynpvh)

381 I saw Haplotype Mutation open for…
Posted by: Bulg

The Trogs?
Posted by: Blanco Basura


or The Breeders.

Posted by: mikeski at November 13, 2024 09:29 PM (DgGvY)

382 >>> 344 338 that means I have to go outside. And the rest of the story is I was mid shower, we have a tankless water heater so hot water gone pecan in 3 seconds. Kind of a disaster over here! 🤣 and we were supposed to have a full house generator installed, that is an entirely different frustrating story.
Posted by: Piper at November 13, 2024 09:12 PM (WEZYP)

There was a year-long wait list when I scheduled to have mine installed. If there's still a backlog you could get a dual-fuel portable (or two) so you're covered during the wait, and have an electrician install the exterior plug to feed the house box so you don't have to run a zillion extension cords.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 13, 2024 09:29 PM (zlGo9)

383 Just occurred to me:

the Black Swan event was Trump winning


imo ymmv

Posted by: Don Black at November 13, 2024 09:29 PM (/7KEl)

384 No self respecting dog should ever be wearing a rain suit.

But again I don't think that is a dog anyway.

Posted by: Archer at November 13, 2024 09:30 PM (IDphi)

385 The Native...also ate...

Posted by: U.S. Public School Graduate at November 13, 2024 08:02 PM (K4KCe)


You like long pig?

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 13, 2024 09:30 PM (NMT5x)

386 what was the "October Surprise " ?????

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 09:30 PM (V13WU)

387 377 What makes you think that a Trump wouldn’t be able to win a Senate seat in Florida?

Posted by: Bulg at November 13, 2024 09:31 PM (v6JzV)

388 363 So, did we ever figure out who would prevail in the power struggle between Piper and Alex the Chick?
Posted by: Bulg at November

There is no power struggle! Sorry! I have no power. Zilch. Nada. I am a nobody. And I really like AtC, I look up to her a lot.

Posted by: Piper at November 13, 2024 09:31 PM (p4NUW)

389 362 297 But but but we all came out of Africa, supposedly so what European genes?
Posted by: Ciampino

The neanderthal ones.

African = human
Euro = human plus some neanderthal
Asian = Euro plus some denisovan

Posted by: mikeski at November 13, 2024 08:53 PM (DgGvY)
----
What about N and S America?
Australasia?

Also Neanderthals were the Math/Engineering types.
Posted by: Ciampino - the oldest preserved is all it is? at November 13, 2024 09:19 PM (i0xsb)

There was another unidentified one in genes in Oceania, e,g, Polynesians. I'll look up the ref.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2024 09:31 PM (ynpvh)

390 >>> NBC News @NBCNews 8h
Elon Musk's near-constant presence at Mar-a-Lago since President-elect Trump's victory has begun to wear on people in Trump’s inner circle, sources say. “He’s behaving as if he’s a co-president and making sure everyone knows it,” one person says.

Yes, because Trump is known for taking a back seat and letting other people tell him what to do. Silly rabbit.

If they try to make him darth maga, the darth Cheney to Trump's Dubya, that dog won't hunt.

Posted by: LizLem at November 13, 2024 09:31 PM (wcIbG)

391 Babo!!!

Posted by: Archer at November 13, 2024 09:31 PM (IDphi)

392 A bear bit my sister while she was in the shower.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at November 13, 2024 09:31 PM (mH6SG)

393 Also, everyone calm down. Power is back.

Posted by: Piper at November 13, 2024 09:31 PM (p4NUW)

394 Hmm, alexthechick has me blocked on X. Can’t imagine what I ever did to warrant that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 13, 2024 09:31 PM (W6hoT)

395 Bee:
To Protest Coronation Of Aragorn, Orcs Announce Sex Strike buff.ly/48N69aU

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 13, 2024 09:32 PM (Wx316)

396 Yep, you are right. CA-45 is separated by 300ish votes. It is so small on the map that is might be 5 pixels.

However, it is CA, so I'm not going to count on winning that district.

I've been looking at DDHQ that has the count at 218, so unsure what RCP is different. I'll take a look.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2024 09:21 PM (5p7BC)

Thanks, Dave. DDHQ for some reason took longer than RCP to call CA-41 for the Republicans, but DDHQ is at 219 Repub now as well, with the four remaining CA seats and the Alaska one still to call. You're right, CA-45 is invisible on the DDHQ map, even when you hover the mouse over it.

Posted by: Wiese at November 13, 2024 09:32 PM (W2RQ1)

397 And I really like AtC, I look up to her a lot.
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Who wants to tell her?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2024 09:32 PM (5p7BC)

398 393 Also, everyone calm down. Power is back.

Posted by: Piper at November 13, 2024 09:31 PM (p4NUW

Back in the shower wit ya!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 09:32 PM (mzM2O)

399 397 And I really like AtC, I look up to her a lot.
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Who wants to tell her?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2024 09:32 PM (5p7BC

I'm coming up short.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 09:33 PM (mzM2O)

400 >>> 367

________________________________

This is right on schedule. Just yesterday, Bill Gates had made an effort to get his nose under the tent. Musk dislikes Gates with much enthusiasm (and for good reason...as he tried to short Tesla). The obvious goal here is to drive a wedge between Trump and Musk.
Posted by: Orson at November 13, 2024 09:22 PM (dIske)

That little fckweasel needs to be put out to sea on his megayacht way past 12 miles so *someone* can sink it.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 13, 2024 09:33 PM (zlGo9)

401 380 Hey, Jim in Kali, you’re home now, right?

Posted by: Bulg at November 13, 2024 09:34 PM (v6JzV)

402 QUICK REFERENCE GUIDE TO SPACE ACTIVITY FOR NOVEMBER 13

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 9-11 - SLC-4E
Vandenberg Space Force Base - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: November 13, 2024 PT
Launch Time: 9:23 p.m. PT - November 14, 0523 UTC, 06:23 CET

https://www.youtube.com/live/GJb1QtpOhKw

Posted by: Ciampino - LAUNCH at November 13, 2024 09:35 PM (i0xsb)

403 Also, everyone calm down. Power is back.

I was calm to begin with and still am.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 13, 2024 09:35 PM (mH6SG)

404 >>> 388
==
There is no power struggle! Sorry! I have no power. Zilch. Nada. I am a nobody. And I really like AtC, I look up to her a lot.
Posted by: Piper at November 13, 2024 09:31 PM (p4NUW)

That's kind but no one looks *up* to AtC.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 13, 2024 09:35 PM (zlGo9)

405 Are we supposed to have haplotype mutation on this blog?
Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2024 09:15 PM (fV+MH)


actually I meant "haplogroup"

Posted by: Kindltot at November 13, 2024 09:35 PM (D7oie)

406 I had fun going on social media and see what people are freaking out about.

Matt gaetz is a threat to women and is still under investigation omg, and Hegseth is a himbo news host and a step down from the previous black general.

Glad see they are taking the rational approach to the new cabinet picks.

Posted by: LizLem at November 13, 2024 09:36 PM (wcIbG)

407 Julie Kelly as well as AtC...

Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 4h
The National Review harpies are about to tell us they are very disappointed in us.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 09:36 PM (hovnC)

408 So we've got a guy who murdered his kids because Trump . And a diesel dyke who murdered her dad because Trump.

He's getting the enemy to cauterize their own bloodlines.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2024 09:37 PM (7oYYI)

409 Yeah, pretty sure the richest guy in the world knows he isn't the co-president and doesn't need to be.

I doubt a damn person at Mara Lago right now is doing anything other than kicking back a little and enjoying the win after 18 grueling months.

NBC with more fake news.

If they are so clued in, why was the Gaetz appointment such a shock?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 13, 2024 09:38 PM (5p7BC)

410 392 A bear bit my sister while she was in the shower.
Posted by: That guy who always says... at November 13, 2024 09:31 PM (mH6SG)

A lion bit my dad when he was at 12.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2024 09:38 PM (ynpvh)

411 The National Review harpies are about to tell us they are very disappointed in us.

Oh, well...

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 13, 2024 09:38 PM (mH6SG)

412 Trump could appoint a dinner role and it would be a better fit than the last idiots Biden appointed

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 09:38 PM (mzM2O)

413 Also, everyone calm down. Power is back.
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So your pecans are safe now?

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 09:38 PM (hovnC)

414 I am very HAPPY

though... I am sure there are MANY Democrats & Commie/Marxist Liberals that are weeping bitter tears and cutting off their hair...emasculating themselves...kicking their Republican family members to the curb for the holiday's and hopefully...

Moving to Europe😁

Get Fucked Losers!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 13, 2024 09:38 PM (TDvv2)

415 407 Julie Kelly as well as AtC...

Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 4h
The National Review harpies are about to tell us they are very disappointed in us.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 09:36 PM (hovnC)
Really?
So anyway.

Posted by: Eromero at November 13, 2024 09:39 PM (LHPAg)

416 >>> 415 407 Julie Kelly as well as AtC...

Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 4h
The National Review harpies are about to tell us they are very disappointed in us.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 09:36 PM (hovnC)

Really?
So anyway.
Posted by: Eromero at November 13, 2024 09:39 PM (LHPAg)

Now I have this image of fat Jonah G swinging wildly and ineffectively while you have your hand on his greasy forehead.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 13, 2024 09:40 PM (zlGo9)

417 The bullshit stories from "inside the Trump inner circle" have begun

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2024 09:40 PM (YbbtK)

418 Moving to Europe😁

Get Fucked Losers!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch

=====

Gordie Howe Bridge, while not open to commercial traffic, is now fully spanning the detroit river. ..so escaping to Canada is that much easier!

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 13, 2024 09:41 PM (8AONa)

419 Benny Johnson

@bennyjohnson
·
2h
John Fetterman on Donald Trump’s cabinet appointments: “I would describe it as God-tier level trolling to just own the libs in perpetuity.”🤣

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 13, 2024 09:42 PM (OTdqV)

420 Never ask a proper lady about her pecans.

Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2024 09:42 PM (fV+MH)

421 African = human
Euro = human plus some neanderthal
Asian = Euro plus some denisovan

That would explain the Math-Science-Engineering concentrated in Europe-Asia but not Africa. However the Mayans were no slouches.
I imagine that even primitive people do addition/subtraction. Anyone know if any of these did multiplication/division?

Posted by: Ciampino - no imaginary numbers for you at November 13, 2024 09:42 PM (i0xsb)

422 I had an uneasy thought earlier. Last time, a good number of Trump's hires left in a huff with decidedly bad blood between themselves and Trump. I hope he is choosing better, and has learned how to not make his employees want to storm out and go to the press and bad-mouth him immediately.

Musk and Vivek, Homan, Hegseth, etc... I hope they're not storming out in 6 months and derailing the work it appears they're on board for. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: 496 at November 13, 2024 09:42 PM (+wPQf)

423 401 380 Hey, Jim in Kali, you’re home now, right?
Posted by: Bulg at November 13, 2024 09:34 PM (v6JzV)

Ya. Laying in bed. Tired. Maybe it's because I'm taking meds 9 different times throughout the day...this interacts with that, and so forth. On antibiotics and an antifungal for 2wks

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2024 09:43 PM (ynpvh)

424 So is anything happening with all of the house races in the process of being stolen? Over a week and still counting votes. It’s pathetic.

Posted by: Beantown Mike at November 13, 2024 09:43 PM (zypyX)

425 Canada is like Europe but without the cool historical sites

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2024 09:43 PM (YbbtK)

426 you lost count @ACHII1776 5h
What do you think Matt Gaetz stance on pardons is?

Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 5h
There were a handful of Congressmen--MTG, Louie Gohmert, Paul Gosar, Andy Biggs (I know I'm leaving some off)--who reached out to me early and wanted info on J6 prosecutions. Gaetz was another and he's been a public defender of J6ers for years.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 09:43 PM (hovnC)

427 The bullshit stories from "inside the Trump inner circle" have begun

They're just getting started. Expect a frenzy of made-up bullshit for months.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 13, 2024 09:43 PM (mH6SG)

428 Benny Johnson

@bennyjohnson
·
2h
John Fetterman on Donald Trump’s cabinet appointments: “I would describe it as God-tier level trolling to just own the libs in perpetuity.”🤣


Would he change parties? He's not a conservative but neither is half the Senate GOP. I think we'd have a better shot with him as a GOP than we would running against him.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 13, 2024 09:44 PM (wGun1)

429 The bullshit stories from "inside the Trump inner circle" have begun

Posted by: steevy

=====

Which will be followed by the senate tut tuting all this chaos, and, grudgingly mind you, slowing the nomination process. For the good of the country, of course.

Failure theater has well-defined script structure.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 13, 2024 09:44 PM (8AONa)

430 My brother was tree'd by an angry cow moose. Kind of a long night for him. She left around dawn.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 13, 2024 09:44 PM (Ad8y9)

431 419 Benny Johnson

@bennyjohnson
·
2h
John Fetterman on Donald Trump’s cabinet appointments: “I would describe it as God-tier level trolling to just own the libs in perpetuity.”🤣
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 13, 2024 09:42 PM (OTdqV)


Fetterman keeps making me like him more and more. Damn him.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 09:44 PM (mzM2O)

432 423 Prayer up for a full recovery, Jim.

Posted by: Bulg at November 13, 2024 09:46 PM (v6JzV)

433 429 Well remember last time when they were simultaneously complaining he wasn't filling jobs and it was hampering the government while also slow walking his appointments.

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2024 09:46 PM (YbbtK)

434 This made me laugh

https://x.com/cb_doge/status/
1856739369824215213

thoughts?

Posted by: Don Black at November 13, 2024 09:46 PM (/7KEl)

435 People, Fetterman is an old time D. just sounds conservative compared to the current D clown show. He is not jumping his party. He might vote on some things together with Rs. But there were like him before.

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 09:47 PM (V13WU)

436 430 Damn, never piss off a Canadian girlfriend.

Posted by: Bulg at November 13, 2024 09:47 PM (v6JzV)

437 Piper vs. AtC?

AtC is aggressive but Piper has the physicality and discipline. She'll wear her out before six rounds are up. She'll win by decision or tap out. Probably not a KO, but still a clean win.

What's the odds? I'm in.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2024 09:48 PM (7oYYI)

438 A lion bit my dad when he was at 12.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Jim, first and most importantly, good to see you commenting here again! Hope all is well, with nothing but good news on the horizon.

Two - sometime back on one of the ONTs, you wrote a brief account of hearing your mother calling you and your sibling from the direction of some shrub and brush a good distance from your home....at a time when your mother was definitely in your home and had not called anybody. A very creepy situation and one that more than a few of us wondered about - not my business, of course, but what do you think actually happened?

Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at November 13, 2024 09:48 PM (tmPIh)

439 Bostonians Against Mayor Wu
@AntiWuCoalition

Somerville, MA has announced they will not cooperate with Donald Trump’s mass deportations plans under any circumstances and reiterate that they are a sanctuary city.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 13, 2024 09:48 PM (TGPs7)

440 Fetterman keeps making me like him more and more. Damn him.

===

His view on illegals will disappoint.

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 09:48 PM (V13WU)

441 FischerKing @FischerKing64 10h
Paul Ryan is discussing the future of the GOP with Jonah Goldberg. It's hard to let go.

Sean Davis @seanmdav 10h
The political equivalent of a dinosaur and a dodo bird discussing the future of animal life on earth.

Mike Pence @Mike_Pence Nov 12
Great to be with the @thedispatch, @stephenfhayes, and @whignewtons today for the inaugural Dispatch Summit 2024! Thank you for the warm welcome and great discussion on the future of our Nation and the Conservative movement!

Sean Davis @seanmdav 10h
This is just sad.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 09:48 PM (hovnC)

442 Benny Johnson

@bennyjohnson
·
2h
John Fetterman on Donald Trump’s cabinet appointments: “I would describe it as God-tier level trolling to just own the libs in perpetuity.”🤣
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 13, 2024 09:42 PM (OTdqV)


Fetterman keeps making me like him more and more. Damn him.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 13, 2024 09:44 PM (mzM2O)

--
He really is a surprise. I remember making fun of Fetterman's Lump, Kuato, etc. I am cautiously optimistic.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 13, 2024 09:48 PM (Ad8y9)

443 441 What a cuck braintrust they put together

Posted by: steevy at November 13, 2024 09:49 PM (YbbtK)

444 Wife confirmed it tonight. I’m going to TX MoMe X next year!

Posted by: Bulg at November 13, 2024 09:49 PM (v6JzV)

445 At the grocer looking for all the ingredients for a fruitcake?

When the store manager asks you, a lady, if he can help, be careful how you respond. My late Wife replied "I'm looking for dates." The guy, without missing a beat replied with "I'm happily married ma'am."

(They knew each other from HS but different grad. classes)

Posted by: Ciampino - best dates are from Persia at November 13, 2024 09:50 PM (i0xsb)

446 AtC is aggressive but Piper has the physicality and discipline. She'll wear her out before six rounds are up. She'll win by decision or tap out. Probably not a KO, but still a clean win.

What's the odds? I'm in.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2024 09:48 PM (7oYYI)

*pops popcorn*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 13, 2024 09:50 PM (dR6yv)

447 Hey, Y’s Dice!

Posted by: Bulg at November 13, 2024 09:51 PM (v6JzV)

448 Ace has warned us, time and again here on the Cafe about those pesky bears.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 13, 2024 09:51 PM (mH6SG)

449 Somerville, MA has announced they will not cooperate with Donald Trump’s mass deportations plans under any circumstances and reiterate that they are a sanctuary city.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 13, 2024 09:48 PM (TGPs7)

Ahh, Slumerville. Never change.

Posted by: U.S. Public School Graduate at November 13, 2024 09:51 PM (K4KCe)

450 Sean Davis @seanmdav 10h
The political equivalent of a dinosaur and a dodo bird discussing the future of animal life on earth.
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And by a weird coincidence that ties into two Café themes tonight.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 09:52 PM (hovnC)

451 420 Never ask a proper lady about her pecans.
Posted by: eleven at November 13, 2024 09:42 PM (fV+MH)

Well that's just nuts...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2024 09:52 PM (ynpvh)

452
437 Piper vs. AtC?

AtC is aggressive but Piper has the physicality and discipline. She'll wear her out before six rounds are up. She'll win by decision or tap out. Probably not a KO, but still a clean win.

What's the odds? I'm in.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 13, 2024 09:48 PM (7oYYI)

Y’all are something else. My discipline is sorely lacking tonight. I just ate a cookie.

Posted by: Piper at November 13, 2024 09:52 PM (p4NUW)

453 >>> 444 Wife confirmed it tonight. I’m going to TX MoMe X next year!
Posted by: Bulg at November 13, 2024 09:49 PM (v6JzV)

Yay!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 13, 2024 09:53 PM (zlGo9)

454 417 HEY STEEVY!!!

Yes the MSM is trying to salvage their sinking ship of propaganda by putting out any and everything that might catch them some clicks during their "COLLECTIVE" DEATH SPIRAL into the trash bins of history.

2030 child..."Daddy, what was the MSM?

"But pumpkin, why do you ask that?" "It was so long ago..."

It had something to do with Brodcasting gibberish and false stories to try and influence our people...

"But they died off, so we do not know them anymore."

"Daddy?" Can we ride our bike now?"

"Yes pumpkin, let's ride our bikes."

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 13, 2024 09:53 PM (TDvv2)

455 Piper just ate the Cookie of Power!

Posted by: Bulg at November 13, 2024 09:54 PM (v6JzV)

456 What's the odds? I'm in.

I'll pass.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 13, 2024 09:54 PM (mH6SG)

457 https://x.com/feelsdesperate/
status/1856730585240064175

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 13, 2024 09:54 PM (hOUT3)

458 427 The bullshit stories from "inside the Trump inner circle" have begun

They're just getting started. Expect a frenzy of made-up bullshit for months.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 13, 2024 09:43 PM (mH6SG)

Expected whena bunchof monkeys with typewriters start flinging poop like at the zoo.

Get your hands off me, you damned dirty apes!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2024 09:54 PM (ynpvh)

459 Elon Musk @elonmusk 5h
The Hammer of Justice is coming

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 09:54 PM (hovnC)

460 Does anyone know when the ONT might turnip tonight? If you do, please lettuce know.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 13, 2024 09:57 PM (VNX3d)

461 So, ANT tonight?

Posted by: Bulg at November 13, 2024 09:57 PM (v6JzV)

462 Breaking911 @Breaking911 19m
Lara Trump on taking Rubio’s Senate seat in Florida: “If I am able to serve I would love to serve the people of Florida…If I am asked, I would love to consider it but I have yet to have a conversation with Governor DeSantis, so we will have to see.”
====
BTW, there were Lara rumours days ago.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 09:58 PM (hovnC)

463 441 FischerKing @FischerKing64 10h
Paul Ryan is discussing the future of the GOP with Jonah Goldberg. It's hard to let go.

Sean Davis @seanmdav 10h
The political equivalent of a dinosaur and a dodo bird discussing the future of animal life on earth.

Mike Pence @Mike_Pence Nov 12
Great to be with the @thedispatch, @stephenfhayes, and @whignewtons today for the inaugural Dispatch Summit 2024! Thank you for the warm welcome and great discussion on the future of our Nation and the Conservative movement!

Sean Davis @seanmdav 10h
This is just sad.
Posted by: andycanuck



It's forever 2003 for them.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 13, 2024 09:58 PM (hybOl)

464 430 My brother was tree'd by an angry cow moose. Kind of a long night for him. She left around dawn.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Not Ready for the Cart at November 13, 2024 09:44 PM (Ad8y9)

My Dad was charged by a crazed water Buffalo while serving in the Phillipines in WW2. He fell down, it tripped and fell down in front of him before bee--lining it back to the jungle.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2024 09:58 PM (ynpvh)

465 460 Does anyone know when the ONT might turnip tonight? If you do, please lettuce know.
---------
I'm sure they'll lettuce know.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 09:58 PM (hovnC)

466 John Bolton calls Matt Gaetz the worst cabinet pick in American history.

Easy for him to say. He was never given the chance to be the worst pick in American history

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 13, 2024 09:59 PM (wGun1)

467 never understood the euphoria surrounding Bolton

Posted by: runner at November 13, 2024 10:00 PM (V13WU)

468 466 John Bolton calls Matt Gaetz the worst cabinet pick in American history.

Easy for him to say. He was never given the chance to be the worst pick in American history
Posted by: Shenanigans



That's actually a compliment.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 13, 2024 10:01 PM (hybOl)

469 What's the odds? I'm in.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Um. Have you met either one of them?

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 13, 2024 10:01 PM (uAy3h)

470 Nood.

TRex guves us an actual ONT tonight.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 13, 2024 10:01 PM (o9IIQ)

471 U nas yest’ NOOD.

Posted by: Bulg at November 13, 2024 10:02 PM (v6JzV)

472 Real America's Voice RAV is vying for a press pass to the WH Press Corp.
Natalie Winters who was Bannons "Next man up" while he served out his four month prison sentence.
Natalie Winters is my person to watch since 7/24.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 13, 2024 10:03 PM (YqHdp)

473 U nas yest’ NOOD.
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Someone's earned his celery tonight!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 13, 2024 10:05 PM (hovnC)

474 438 A lion bit my dad when he was at 12.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Jim, first and most importantly, good to see you commenting here again! Hope all is well, with nothing but good news on the horizon.

Two - sometime back on one of the ONTs, you wrote a brief account of hearing your mother calling you and your sibling from the direction of some shrub and brush a good distance from your home....at a time when your mother was definitely in your home and had not called anybody. A very creepy situation and one that more than a few of us wondered about - not my business, of course, but what do you think actually happened?
Posted by: Cardinal Biggles at November 13, 2024 09:48 PM (tmPIh)

The voice (in her voice) called from all the way in the back of the property, more than 1000' away. Voice was faint but called, in a stilted way using my and my brother's name specifically to "come here right now!". I asked my brother if he heard it, and his face, turning a bit pale said "yes". We knew mom was in the house and ran there instead; she was cooking in the kitchen and said she hadn't. She always told us when we were little to never listen if voices called us back there...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2024 10:06 PM (ynpvh)

475 Let's just say there are more things in heaven and earth than science will admit to.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2024 10:08 PM (ynpvh)

476 Posted by: Wally at November 13, 2024 08:29 PM (Qx6K/)

I lived in CA almost 30 years. They can count votes for 3 weeks after the election, could be be 4 by now.

I believe they're doing it in the long run to run up the national popular vote. Also for a few House seats, but I think the ultimate goal is to eliminate the Electoral College.
They want to say, look, we have data here proving that the winning candidate hasn't won the popular vote in decades, the Electoral College no longer makes sense.

I think Presidential elections should follow one set of rules. We should figure out how to do it. Voter ID, and no prolonged counting.


Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 13, 2024 10:18 PM (Vvh2V)

477 McCormick and Casey race now required to have a recount. Sigh.. 60,000 votes outstanding and 28,000 provisional ballots.Schumer and Casey will steal the seat yet.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 13, 2024 10:26 PM (OXI3H)

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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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