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Weekly Commenter Stats For Week of 11-10-2024


Top 10 commenters:
1 [959 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell' [134.61 posts/day]
2 [853 comments] 'Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden'
3 [736 comments] 'runner'
4 [713 comments] 'whig'
5 [677 comments] 'andycanuck (hovnC)'
6 [597 comments] '...'
7 [480 comments] 'Helena Handbasket'
8 [459 comments] 'Oldcat'
9 [447 comments] 'I used to have a different nic'
10 [438 comments] '18-1'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [355 names] 'Ciampino - Si Ispettore, buone notizie' [49.83 unique names/day]
2 [233 names] 'Miklos is a gentleman of Fixed Opinions'
3 [52 names] 'I gotta ask '
4 [43 names] 'gKWVE'
5 [43 names] 'Duncanthrax'
6 [41 names] 'Cooter Brown'
7 [39 names] 'mikeski'
8 [33 names] 'I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper'
9 [31 names] 'Feeling gloaty and turgid '
10 [29 names] 'Helena Handbasket'

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 Shortest retirement evah! Thanks Mis Hum!

Posted by: scampydog at November 12, 2024 10:02 PM (41CYW)

2 wut

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 12, 2024 10:02 PM (zlGo9)

3

Hiya MisHum!

Posted by: four seasons at November 12, 2024 10:02 PM (3ek7K)

4 Foist

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 12, 2024 10:02 PM (IG4Id)

5 hey oh

Posted by: Don Black at November 12, 2024 10:03 PM (/7KEl)

6 I thought you quit MisHum? Thank you for being gracious and posting this!

Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2024 10:03 PM (pZEOD)

7 I knew I shouldn't have read the content.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 12, 2024 10:03 PM (zlGo9)

8 Mis. Hum. Good to see you again.

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 12, 2024 10:03 PM (MsrgL)

9 Welcome back! I was hoping Trump had nominated MisHum for a cabinet position. But there are still a few openings so there's hope.

Posted by: Pete Seria at November 12, 2024 10:03 PM (7ZQe3)

10 This means we may get a month of Zappa if he hangs around...

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 12, 2024 10:03 PM (MsrgL)

11 Good evening Horde. Thanks MisHum!

Posted by: TRex at November 12, 2024 10:04 PM (WW2ra)

12 I'll be damned. It's MisHum!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 12, 2024 10:04 PM (mH6SG)

13 Pat Sajak @patsajak
CNN is apparently serious about cutting back. They just fired me, and I don’t even work for them.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 12, 2024 09:59 PM

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 12, 2024 10:04 PM (hovnC)

14 In your eyes, buddy!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2024 10:05 PM (63Dwl)

15 Is that the view from your retirement chateau?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 12, 2024 10:05 PM (zlGo9)

16 And he's back....

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 12, 2024 10:05 PM (hOUT3)

17 6 I thought you quit MisHum? Thank you for being gracious and posting this!
Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2024 10:03 PM (pZEOD)

Hiya Piper
I retired from the ONT

This is an open thread

I'm still retired

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 12, 2024 10:05 PM (QXQ4l)

18 Nice picture! That wildflower is Indian Paintbrush, isn't it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2024 10:05 PM (y6pd0)

19 Hello, Mis Hum! It's been strange here in the late evening.

Posted by: LRob in OK at November 12, 2024 10:05 PM (TSQkU)

20 There are no fish under the ice.

Posted by: LRob in OK at November 12, 2024 10:06 PM (TSQkU)

21 9 Welcome back! I was hoping Trump had nominated MisHum for a cabinet position. But there are still a few openings so there's hope.
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 12, 2024 10:03 PM (7ZQe3)

_________________________

I am told that every good "Don" requires a consigliere.

Posted by: Orson at November 12, 2024 10:06 PM (dIske)

22 Welcome back! I was hoping Trump had nominated MisHum for a cabinet position. But there are still a few openings so there's hope.
Posted by: Pete Seria


Trump can give him Dept of the Interior, then he can still go ice fishing and call it work.

Posted by: mikeski at November 12, 2024 10:06 PM (DgGvY)

23 Top notch content, as aways.

Posted by: RickZ at November 12, 2024 10:06 PM (gKDq2)

24 aways = always

Posted by: RickZ at November 12, 2024 10:06 PM (gKDq2)

25 Evenin' Horde! Gracias, Mis Hum - nice to see you.

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at November 12, 2024 10:07 PM (kOluj)

26 Open thread huh? What should we discuss? Continental Drift Theory? Possibility of life on Mars? Who is dumber - KJP or Kamala? What if the Japanese had won at Midway? Boobs?

Posted by: Gref at November 12, 2024 10:07 PM (aBgBM)

27 Good to see you MisHum!

Thanks for the Mystery Click tune.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 12, 2024 10:07 PM (9eHkC)

28 Elon will head DOGE.
Trump has a terrific sense of humor.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 12, 2024 10:08 PM (o8qE9)

29 Mishum, the Mike Tyson of the moron horde. Coming out of retirement to kick some ass.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Peanut at November 12, 2024 10:08 PM (J3q5G)

30 Open thread huh? What should we discuss? Continental Drift Theory? Possibility of life on Mars? Who is dumber - KJP or Kamala? What if the Japanese had won at Midway? Boobs?
Posted by: Gref

Boobs it is.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 12, 2024 10:08 PM (dR6yv)

31 26 Open thread huh? What should we discuss? Continental Drift Theory? Possibility of life on Mars? Who is dumber - KJP or Kamala? What if the Japanese had won at Midway? Boobs?
Posted by: Gref at November 12, 2024 10:07 PM (aBgBM)
___________________________

Here's your challenge. Work "life on Mars" and "boobs" into the same discussion.

Posted by: Orson at November 12, 2024 10:09 PM (dIske)

32 " 'Feeling gloaty and turgid '"


Hah.

Posted by: eleven at November 12, 2024 10:09 PM (fV+MH)

33 Posted by: Gref

Boobs it is.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin
*****I
It's always boobs.

Posted by: Cosda at November 12, 2024 10:09 PM (USJFV)

34 Open thread huh? What should we discuss? Continental Drift Theory?

Chaos theory, the moron version.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Peanut at November 12, 2024 10:09 PM (J3q5G)

35 When there is life on mars boobs will also exist on mars.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 12, 2024 10:09 PM (o8qE9)

36 Boobs it is.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 12, 2024 10:08 PM (dR6yv)


At least we'll be consistent!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 12, 2024 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

37 ay ay ay, and I didn't even think I socked all that much this time.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 12, 2024 10:09 PM (gKWVE)

38 Tried to get out, and we pulled him back in.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 12, 2024 10:09 PM (0eaVi)

39 Yay, Happy Hour Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 12, 2024 10:10 PM (lUFok)

40 When Elon sends life to Mars, what percentage of the colonists will have boobs?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 12, 2024 10:10 PM (Da7Vv)

41 Pat Sajak @patsajak
CNN is apparently serious about cutting back. They just fired me, and I don’t even work for them.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 12, 2024 09:59 PM
Posted by: andycanuck
+++
I read that Anderson Cooper makes 20 million a year.
If I was in charge I know where I would start cutting.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at November 12, 2024 10:10 PM (Lo97M)

42 Work "life on Mars" and "boobs" into the same discussion.

Hard mode: without mentioning "Total Recall".

Posted by: gKWVE at November 12, 2024 10:10 PM (gKWVE)

43 semi-retired

Posted by: davidt at November 12, 2024 10:10 PM (i0F8b)

44 Here's your challenge. Work "life on Mars" and "boobs" into the same discussion.
Posted by: Orson at November 12, 2024 10:09 PM (dIske)
---
Total Recall

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 12, 2024 10:11 PM (BpYfr)

45 Yo

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 12, 2024 10:11 PM (eZwyX)

46 Here's your challenge. Work "life on Mars" and "boobs" into the same discussion.
Posted by: Orson

Scientist report questions about the viability of life on Mars due to the low gravity's effect on the milk glands in boobs.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 12, 2024 10:11 PM (9eHkC)

47 Mark Hemingway @Heminator Nov 11
You look at this woman and see boobs.

I look at this woman and see the endless political possibilities of the last twenty years if she didn’t have such an ugly divorce.

We are not the same.

Damon Linker @DamonLinker Nov 11
She never wore a uniform remotely like that in Voyager or Picard. Must be AI.

Mark Hemingway @Heminator Nov 11
Probably, alas.

https://tinyurl.com/bdf2wnna

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 12, 2024 10:11 PM (hovnC)

48 Work "life on Mars" and "boobs" into the same discussion.
-------------
Lynn Collins.

Posted by: scampydog at November 12, 2024 10:11 PM (41CYW)

49 So, this Canuck goes ice fishing. Takes along a case of cold beer. Bores a hole in the ice. A big voice says "There are no fish under the ice." Not totally stupid, he moves over several yards, bores another hole and again, the voice says "There are no fish under the ice." Now somewhat more than normally stupefied, the fella asks out loud "Is that you, God?". The voice answers "No. I'm the hockey rink manager." Tip the waitresses!

Posted by: LRob in OK at November 12, 2024 10:11 PM (TSQkU)

50 Wassup Hordelings?!?!

Coming to you live from the Iron Maiden concert in shitty downtown Baltimore. These guys still kick ass!!!

Posted by: Doof at November 12, 2024 10:11 PM (fbK4k)

51 The lure of the ONT;
It has a very strong appeal...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 12, 2024 10:11 PM (hOUT3)

52 Work "life on Mars" and "boobs" into the same discussion.

Hard mode: without mentioning "Total Recall".


The "Barsoom" series was about life on Mars where the women all had big boobs.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 12, 2024 10:12 PM (lUFok)

53 Here's your challenge. Work "life on Mars" and "boobs" into the same discussion.
Posted by: Orson


The gravity on Mars is just over 1/3 of Earth's, so boobs will be more bouncy. Winning!

Posted by: mikeski at November 12, 2024 10:12 PM (DgGvY)

54 When Elon sends life to Mars, what percentage of the colonists will have boobs?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 12, 2024 10:10 PM (Da7Vv)


How many hookers are they allotted? You can get 'em small so they don't weigh much.

Posted by: RickZ at November 12, 2024 10:12 PM (gKDq2)

55 Been in a meeting, ran late. Finally have a Tito's in front of me. Let's have a look at the content.

Posted by: Eromero at November 12, 2024 10:12 PM (LHPAg)

56 Mishum, the Mike Tyson of the moron horde. Coming out of retirement to kick some ass.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Peanut at November 12, 2024 10:08 PM (J3q5G)


You are too kind

I am retired

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 12, 2024 10:13 PM (QXQ4l)

57 Wow, a MisHum sighting!

Thought you were gone forever...

Thanks for tonight's ONT!

Bless you!

Posted by: JQ at November 12, 2024 10:13 PM (njWTi)

58 Took my white Suburban in for a redo of the wheel alignment. Tech spent the better part of an hour on it, including a road test. Called back into the shop to look at it on the rack. "Check the screen here. All the numbers are right on. I reduced the camber of the right front wheel a bit, because that should counteract the pull, and it's still doing it. Rear axle is less than 1/5 of a degree off square, so it's not that. There something else going on." Me, "could it be the steering box?" Him, "could be". Me: "well, I have another one of those. Could swap it out real easy. As long as the alignment is correct, I'm not going to scuff those tires right off. Let's call it done for now."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2024 10:13 PM (y6pd0)

59 Good evening morons and thanks for publishing the leaderboard mh

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2024 10:13 PM (RIvkX)

60 Downtown Baltimore? Are you very brave or very silly?

Posted by: Sweet Rural Shade at November 12, 2024 10:13 PM (nS6qG)

61 I read that Anderson Cooper makes 20 million a year.
If I was in charge I know where I would start cutting.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at November 12, 2024 10:10 PM (Lo97M)


Maddow makes something like $40 million per year. No wonder MSLSD is up for sale. Business decisions like that will kill a company.

Posted by: RickZ at November 12, 2024 10:13 PM (gKDq2)

62 "I read that Anderson Cooper makes 20 million a year.
If I was in charge I know where I would start cutting.
Posted by: Florida Peasant"

Yeah that was my WTF moment of the day.


Like....wow.

Posted by: eleven at November 12, 2024 10:14 PM (fV+MH)

63 18 Nice picture! That wildflower is Indian Paintbrush, isn't it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2024 10:05 PM (y6pd0)

I'd say yes ...

Good to eat, as well as look at.

Posted by: browndog had some back in the day at November 12, 2024 10:14 PM (TTAGa)

64 Pat Sajak should be invited to the next TxMoMe

I bet he would

Posted by: Mikosian Prognosifications at November 12, 2024 10:14 PM (+w4kg)

65 I knew you couldn't quit us!

Would you like some pudding?

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 12, 2024 10:15 PM (hovnC)

66 So if gravity is less on Mars, will a woman running in a bathing suit jiggle in slow motion

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2024 10:15 PM (W/lyH)

67 As a former field grade officer myself, I eagerly await a call from Trump to be a Pentagon undersecretary for Wanton Destruction.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 12, 2024 10:15 PM (YIxO9)

68 It’s like Trump got reelected and Ace & his Cobs declared my work here is done.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at November 12, 2024 10:15 PM (dQfJF)

69 Welp, the Usual Suspects are responding to the election by taking their ball and going home - by leaving X, and going to Bluesky, which I am sure has much less than 1% of X's traffic.

It's social media's version of Democratic Underground - they can happily sit by themselves and agree on everything, without fear of being contradicted.

Nirvana!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 12, 2024 10:16 PM (uxCna)

70 50 Coming to you live from the Iron Maiden concert in shitty downtown Baltimore. These guys still kick ass!!!

Posted by: Doof at November 12, 2024 10:11 PM (fbK4k)
***
Up the irons!

Posted by: Eddie at November 12, 2024 10:16 PM (WW2ra)

71 MisHum,

I assume the only reason you are back tonight is because you slaughtered the fall walleye so egregiously that you made it back home from the lake early!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 12, 2024 10:16 PM (HlyYF)

72 50 Coming to you live from the Iron Maiden concert in shitty downtown Baltimore. These guys still kick ass!!!

Posted by: Doof at November 12, 2024 10:11 PM (fbK4k)
***
Up the irons!
Posted by: Eddie
--------------
Run To The Hills.

Posted by: scampydog at November 12, 2024 10:17 PM (41CYW)

73 "And what to my wondering eyes did I see?
A MisHum ONT, for you and for me!"

Open thread? Hey, I'll take it.

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 12, 2024 10:17 PM (+VovS)

74
Picture of Big Sur.
My neck of the woods, so to speak.

Posted by: Potato Of The United States at November 12, 2024 10:17 PM (OgWfa)

75 BTW, I posted #47 before having read any of the boobs/Mars comments.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 12, 2024 10:17 PM (hovnC)

76 Welp, the Usual Suspects are responding to the election by taking their ball and going home - by leaving X, and going to Bluesky, which I am sure has much less than 1% of X's traffic.

It's social media's version of Democratic Underground - they can happily sit by themselves and agree on everything, without fear of being contradicted.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


Which makes the name of the site that much more ironic, because what color is the sky in their world?

Posted by: mikeski wants to paint it black at November 12, 2024 10:17 PM (DgGvY)

77 Pithy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 12, 2024 10:18 PM (aD39U)

78 I am retired
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

So you say

Nominated for Ambassdor to Barbados

Posted by: Mikos from the trump Transition Team at November 12, 2024 10:18 PM (+w4kg)

79 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2024 10:13 PM (y6pd0)

Not sure if you saw, but "AOP Fixes Everything" was proposed as a show for The Ace Network.

Posted by: pookysgirl, ready to be an anime and KDrama reviewer at November 12, 2024 10:18 PM (dtlDP)

80 Coming to you live from the Iron Maiden concert in shitty downtown Baltimore.

Damn, that's dedication. Enjoy and head on a swivel.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 12, 2024 10:18 PM (mH6SG)

81 I read that Anderson Cooper makes 20 million a year.
If I was in charge I know where I would start cutting.
Posted by: Florida Peasant


I think all that Vanderbuilt money is gone, so he needs it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 12, 2024 10:18 PM (0Htd1)

82 As a former field grade officer myself, I eagerly await a call from Trump to be a Pentagon undersecretary for Wanton Destruction.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 12, 2024 10:15 PM (YIxO9)


You'll need a G-2.
*makes.call me motion*

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2024 10:18 PM (W/lyH)

83
A Canadian and an American are at a bar and decide to play a drinking game. Each person has to think of something and the other can ask three questions and then have to guess the answer. The American thinks “moose cock”, thinking to himself that the Canadian will never guess that.

First question The Canadian asks is Can I eat it?”

The American thinks for a moment and replies, “Well yes, I suppose you can eat it.”

The Canadian then asks his second question: Is it Moose Cock?

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 12, 2024 10:18 PM (o8qE9)

84 Good to eat, as well as look at.

Ass?
(ducks, runs)

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 12, 2024 10:19 PM (cXXCb)

85 Evenin'


30 Open thread huh? What should we discuss? Continental Drift Theory? Possibility of life on Mars? Who is dumber - KJP or Kamala? What if the Japanese had won at Midway? Boobs?
Posted by: Gref

Boobs it is.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory



The sidebar has a nice pair. Common sense and cleavage! What a wonderful time to be alive. Enjoy it, it never lasts!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 12, 2024 10:19 PM (sAmhv)

86 "Pithy."

Posted by: Mike Tyson has entered the chat at November 12, 2024 10:19 PM (fV+MH)

87 I want to see massive amounts of for sale signs in Northern Virginia. Go Trump

Posted by: Jonah at November 12, 2024 10:19 PM (YCxFk)

88 Pithy.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Posted by: Miklos likes pithy, but don' t we all at November 12, 2024 10:19 PM (+w4kg)

89 Saw Iron Maiden myself in Chicago a few weeks ago. Most righteous Metal.

My daughter inhaled too much airborne weed and got paranoid.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 12, 2024 10:19 PM (YIxO9)

90 Maddow makes something like $40 million per year. No wonder MSLSD is up for sale. Business decisions like that will kill a company.

Posted by: RickZ at November 12, 2024 10:13 PM


Uh oh!

Now that you published the actual figure, Joy Reid is going to sue the crap out of MSLSD.

Because surely the only reasons a white "dude" is making a higher salary are racism and misogyny!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 12, 2024 10:19 PM (HlyYF)

91 Downtown Baltimore? Are you very brave or very silly?
Posted by: Sweet Rural Shade at November 12, 2024 10:13 PM (nS6qG)


I grew up in this once great shithole. I'm either brave or stupid

Posted by: Doof at November 12, 2024 10:19 PM (fbK4k)

92 mh, are you enjoying your retirement so far?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2024 10:20 PM (RIvkX)

93 67 As a former field grade officer myself, I eagerly await a call from Trump to be a Pentagon undersecretary for Wanton Destruction.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

I'm a finalist in the mix for First Undersecretary at the Department of Redundancy.

Posted by: Key Man at November 12, 2024 10:21 PM (nS6qG)

94 Here's a nifty little tidbit of depressing news:

In about 250 million years, the earth will experience the Pangaea Ultima. Essentially, Europe and Africa will combine and ram into the Americas.

So, while everyone is bent out of shape over climate change, it doesn't matter. We're all dead (as a species) except for Keith Richards.

This is continental drift....which is also a term used to describe boobs that don't exactly match in size or direction.

Posted by: Orson at November 12, 2024 10:21 PM (dIske)

95 Very Nice!
No need for signs at this beach
No Surfing
No Kayaking
No Boating
No Fishing
No Pain in the Ass Stinky Hippy Van Dwellers

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 12, 2024 10:21 PM (0uEnu)

96 Boobs it is.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


Boobs it is.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


The sidebar has a nice pair.

Consistency is a virtue.

Posted by: Miklos likes pithy, but not in terms of titties at November 12, 2024 10:21 PM (+w4kg)

97 Evening Horde , thx for the cameo appearance MisHum. Caught Peter Gabriel at SPAC on one of his WOMAD Tours. He was smart enough to be the last performer. He was great but the last band, Midnight Oil blew the leaves off the trees

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2024 10:21 PM (b2/S2)

98 What are the thirteen most frightening words a bureaucrat can hear?

I am from the Department of Government Efficiency and I'm here to help.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 12, 2024 10:22 PM (pIfcn)

99 Good evening, dear Horde. I'm just basking in the wonderfulness of the past week.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2024 10:22 PM (D6+4s)

100 I be out of the hospital and back home. Very tired, so I'm going to take a nap. Thanks for the prayers; they're always much appreciated.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 12, 2024 10:22 PM (ynpvh)

101 I think all that Vanderbilt money is gone, so he needs it.
-------
Did he blow it all??

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 12, 2024 10:22 PM (hovnC)

102
This is continental drift....which is also a term used to describe boobs that don't exactly match in size or direction.
Posted by: Orson at November 12, 2024 10:21 PM (dIske)

Ewww I hate dat!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 12, 2024 10:23 PM (0uEnu)

103 Welp, the Usual Suspects are responding to the election by taking their ball and going home - by leaving X, and going to Bluesky, which I am sure has much less than 1% of X's traffic.

It's social media's version of Democratic Underground - they can happily sit by themselves and agree on everything, without fear of being contradicted.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Remember when they were going to kick Rushs' ass with "Radio America" or some such shit. Ratings were lower than pelosis boobs.

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 12, 2024 10:23 PM (+VovS)

104 MisHum, aren't you supposed to be retired from ONT duties and enjoying your free time getting hammered and riding your snow machine at midnight while listening to Foghat?

I have enough complications in my life - just like me we are well past our primes - the time is now for you to don your snow mobile suit and ride off into the Northern Lights after days of pine wood fires and illicit Wisconsin liquors. Bolster your old man tits...Valhalla awaits your arrival with manly with excitement.

I am honoring you right now. I will so miss your regular later evening posts. You have given me years of great fun and community when I find myself most alone in the evenings.

With great gratitude, thank you for years of of joy.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 12, 2024 10:23 PM (aeC4O)

105 Doof, enjoy your concert, though you should have hearing protection. 😉

Going to bed. See y’all manana.

Posted by: Piper at November 12, 2024 10:23 PM (p4NUW)

106 This is an open thread

I'm still retired
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 12, 2024 10:05 PM (QXQ4l)

So like William Tecumseh Sherman:

If nominated, you will not run
If elected, you will not serve

I say, if the horde wants your ONTs, you should give them all they want ... (still riffing on WTS)

Posted by: browndog loves a great Ohioan at November 12, 2024 10:24 PM (TTAGa)

107 I be out of the hospital and back home. Very tired, so I'm going to take a nap. Thanks for the prayers; they're always much appreciated.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
----------------
Fantastic. Good to be back home.

Posted by: scampydog at November 12, 2024 10:24 PM (41CYW)

108 You are too kind

I am retired
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

So's Tyson. Old guys can still kick ass.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Peanut at November 12, 2024 10:24 PM (J3q5G)

109 @50 Doof, never new the brothers in Baltimore were Iron Maiden fans. Learn something new every day

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2024 10:24 PM (b2/S2)

110 99 Good evening, dear Horde. I'm just basking in the wonderfulness of the past week.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2024 10:22 PM (D6+4s)


Same, ma'am. Also good to see you!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 12, 2024 10:24 PM (v23vE)

111 Not sure if you saw, but "AOP Fixes Everything" was proposed as a show for The Ace Network.
Posted by: pookysgirl, ready to be an anime and KDrama reviewer at November 12, 2024 10:18 PM (dtlDP)

Well the steering on this one damned Suburban has been very reluctant to become fixed. On pavement or on gravel, the wheel, if I let go, drifts to the right, and the more it drifts, the faster it drifts. Seems independent of how the wheel alignment is set. It's not tires. Rotated tires, tried a different pair on the front, no joy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2024 10:24 PM (y6pd0)

112 99 Good evening, dear Horde. I'm just basking in the wonderfulness of the past week.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2024 10:22 PM (D6+4s)



{{{Ladyl}}} 'Twas a good week, that it 'twas!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 12, 2024 10:24 PM (hOUT3)

113 MIS HUM
MIS HUM
MIS HUM

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 12, 2024 10:24 PM (OTdqV)

114 I be out of the hospital and back home. Very tired, so I'm going to take a nap. Thanks for the prayers; they're always much appreciated.

I'll bet it feels really good to be home. Get some rest, Jim.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 12, 2024 10:24 PM (mH6SG)

115 102
This is continental drift....which is also a term used to describe boobs that don't exactly match in size or direction.
Posted by: Orson at November 12, 2024 10:21 PM (dIske)

Ewww I hate dat!
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 12, 2024 10:23 PM (0uEnu
Africa had a big crack, had a heck of singing competition and battle there.

Posted by: Eromero at November 12, 2024 10:24 PM (LHPAg)

116 I think all that Vanderbuilt money is gone, so he needs it.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Admit it

You bought Gloria Vanderbilt Jeans

Posted by: Miklos admits NOTHING at November 12, 2024 10:24 PM (+w4kg)

117 I assume the only reason you are back tonight is because you slaughtered the fall walleye so egregiously that you made it back home from the lake early!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot

Or he slipped off the dock and fell in.

Posted by: Clumsy Cal at November 12, 2024 10:24 PM (nS6qG)

118 "I be out of the hospital and back home."


Awesome.

Posted by: Mike Tyson has entered the chat at November 12, 2024 10:25 PM (fV+MH)

119 In about 250 million years, the earth will experience the Pangaea Ultima. Essentially, Europe and Africa will combine and ram into the Americas.
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DUCK, YOU FUCKERS!!! DUCK!!!

IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 12, 2024 10:25 PM (hovnC)

120 Crossing the streams

==========

Good to eat, as well as look at.
Posted by: browndog


https://tinyurl.com/bdf2wnna
Posted by: andycanuck

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 12, 2024 10:25 PM (NMT5x)

121 You are too kind

I am retired
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Winter tires already?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 12, 2024 10:25 PM (VNX3d)

122 Work "life on Mars" and "boobs" into the same discussion.

=============

If there aren't boobs on Mars, then life on Mars is not worth it.

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 12, 2024 10:26 PM (NMT5x)

123 112 Not sure if you saw, but "AOP Fixes Everything" was proposed as a show for The Ace Network.
Posted by: pookysgirl, ready to be an anime and KDrama reviewer at November 12, 2024 10:18 PM (dtlDP)

Well the steering on this one damned Suburban has been very reluctant to become fixed. On pavement or on gravel, the wheel, if I let go, drifts to the right, and the more it drifts, the faster it drifts. Seems independent of how the wheel alignment is set. It's not tires. Rotated tires, tried a different pair on the front, no joy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2024 10:24 PM (y6pd0)
Is this vehicle talking to you, by chance?

Posted by: Eromero at November 12, 2024 10:26 PM (LHPAg)

124 I think all that Vanderbilt money is gone, so he needs it.

Institutionalized wealth never goes away. It may be hidden, it may morph, but it never goes away.
See Paris Hilton. Her trust was only multi-millions...

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 12, 2024 10:26 PM (+VovS)

125 out of the hospital and back home.

Yay!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 12, 2024 10:26 PM (cXXCb)

126 Did he blow it all??
Posted by: andycanuck
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LOL

Posted by: scampydog at November 12, 2024 10:26 PM (41CYW)

127 What in the flying Christ is with the King Harve's Imperial coffee ad?

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at November 12, 2024 10:26 PM (MZ+PY)

128 I be out of the hospital and back home. Very tired, so I'm going to take a nap. Thanks for the prayers; they're always much appreciated.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 12, 2024 10:22 PM (ynpvh)

Great news! Welcome home.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2024 10:26 PM (y6pd0)

129 Winter tires already?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf


Well done, I say, well done!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 12, 2024 10:27 PM (hOUT3)

130 Dearest Hrothgar--it's been simply glorious!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2024 10:27 PM (D6+4s)

131 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2024 10:24 PM (y6pd0)

"AOP's Suburban Woes" Is that a better title?

Posted by: pookysgirl, ready to be an anime and KDrama reviewer at November 12, 2024 10:27 PM (dtlDP)

132 I let go, drifts to the right, and the more it drifts, the faster it drifts.
--------------
Can it be cloned?

Posted by: scampydog at November 12, 2024 10:27 PM (41CYW)

133 So if gravity is less on Mars, will a woman running in a bathing suit jiggle in slow motion
Posted by: Diogenes


Not as slowly as on the moon, but slower than here.

On Mars' moons, she might bounce herself into orbit.

Posted by: mikeski at November 12, 2024 10:27 PM (DgGvY)

134 Doof, enjoy your concert, though you should have hearing protection. 😉
---
Piper, He can't hear you....

Posted by: lin-duh at November 12, 2024 10:27 PM (VCgbV)

135 How do physicists differ from engineers?

Physicists are people who believe in the harmony of the spheres, where all the laws of physics peacefully coexist, never contradicting each other. This allows physicists to play at increasingly complex mathematical explorations in which they hope to find the ultimate theories of everything.

Engineers, have to build things which actually work in the real world. They quickly discover that the laws of physics almost always conflict with each other. It is working around those conflicts that makes engineering difficult.

Want an example of those conflicts? OK, try reconciling the law of conservation of energy or the law of conservation of momentum with the Doppler shift and the photo electric effect.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 12, 2024 10:27 PM (Da7Vv)

136 99 Good evening, dear Horde. I'm just basking in the wonderfulness of the past week.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2024 10:22 PM
***
Amen. Didn't realize you were an Iron Maiden fan!

Posted by: TRex at November 12, 2024 10:28 PM (WW2ra)

137 If I should give thanks and tribute to MisHum for getting me unembanninated

Such is given

Posted by: Miklos lights up the Tzampolti at November 12, 2024 10:28 PM (+w4kg)

138 No matter who Trump nominates Dems will oppose. Fauxcahontas has the press release already written, she just adds the names as they are announced.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 12, 2024 10:28 PM (o8qE9)

139 https://tinyurl.com/bdf2wnna

Orbital.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 12, 2024 10:29 PM (cXXCb)

140 Ass?
(ducks, runs)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 12, 2024 10:19 PM (cXXCb)

Yeahhhhh ... no

I'll look, and I'll fondle, but eat ???

That whole schtick eludes me. Call me old fashioned, but ... NOPE !!!

Posted by: browndog loves a great Ohioan at November 12, 2024 10:29 PM (TTAGa)

141 Institutionalized wealth never goes away. It may be hidden, it may morph, but it never goes away.
See Paris Hilton. Her trust was only multi-millions...
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat


This explains so many IRS tax tweaks; the worst thing that could happen in Our Precious Democracy is for peasants to accumulate intergenerational wealth!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 12, 2024 10:29 PM (hOUT3)

142 "AOP's Suburban Woes" Is that a better title?
Posted by: pookysgirl, ready to be an anime and KDrama reviewer at November 12, 2024 10:27 PM (dtlDP)

Heh. I like the truck. It's just that I have to drive with my hand pulling the steering wheel just a tetch to the left all the time, to go straight down the road. If you've ever driven an old car with worn-out front-end parts, you know what it's like. But this rig has a lot of new parts in the front end, and real good tires. It should misbehave like that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2024 10:30 PM (y6pd0)

143 New York Post
@nypost

P’Nut the Squirrel was marked for death and decapitation from the start — as rabies test comes back negative in tragic twist https://trib.al/G0YLGTV

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 12, 2024 10:30 PM (TGPs7)

144 This is continental drift....which is also a term used to describe boobs that don't exactly match in size or direction.
Posted by: Orson at November 12, 2024 10:21 PM (dIske)

I remember the first set of implants I saw. It was a dancer at a club near Ft Laud Airport prolly 79 or 80.
Lets just say they must have been prototypes because they resembled two halves of grapefruit glued to her chest.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 12, 2024 10:30 PM (0uEnu)

145 Midnight Oil blew the leaves off the trees
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2024 10:21 PM (b2/S2)
______________________________

Oh man, I remember them. "Beds are Burning". Peter Garret has one of the most unique voices out there.

Posted by: Orson at November 12, 2024 10:30 PM (dIske)

146 Well the steering on this one damned Suburban has been very reluctant to become fixed. On pavement or on gravel, the wheel, if I let go, drifts to the right, and the more it drifts, the faster it drifts. Seems independent of how the wheel alignment is set. It's not tires. Rotated tires, tried a different pair on the front, no joy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2024 10:24 PM (y6pd0)
----
Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in?

Posted by: AoSHQ Tech Support at November 12, 2024 10:30 PM (BpYfr)

147 A great FU by Trump, to the Pentagon Pro war scum, by picking Fox news host and combat vet Hesgeth as Defense Secretary. Fire that 5 trash

Posted by: Jonah at November 12, 2024 10:31 PM (YCxFk)

148 138 If I should give thanks and tribute to MisHum for getting me unembanninated

Such is given
Posted by: Miklos lights up the Tzampolti at November 12, 2024 10:28 PM (+w4kg)
Yo, what was the finding on Piggie Park?

Posted by: Eromero at November 12, 2024 10:31 PM (LHPAg)

149 101 I think all that Vanderbilt money is gone, so he needs it.
-------
Did he blow it all??
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC)


No, I think previous generations did. His mother made money with her blue jeans.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 12, 2024 10:31 PM (0Htd1)

150 So if gravity is less on Mars, will a woman running in a bathing suit jiggle in slow motion
Posted by: Diogenes

Not as slowly as on the moon, but slower than here.

On Mars' moons, she might bounce herself into orbit.
Posted by: mikeski at November 12, 2024 10:27 PM (DgGvY)
***

*starts filling out application for the astronaut program*

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2024 10:31 PM (W/lyH)

151 Pete Hegseth as Sec. of Defense, and Elon Musk, and Vivek Ramaswamy to head the government efficiency department? Damn, President Trump is on a crusade to permanently break the entrenched bureaucracy and Deep State by appointing young barbarians to lead the charge. He knows his place in time and it appears to be two generations younger than him. I am not worried in the least about this.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 12, 2024 10:31 PM (aeC4O)

152 Doof, enjoy your concert, though you should have hearing protection. 😉
---
Piper, He can't hear you....
Posted by: lin-duh at November 12, 2024 10:27 PM (VCgbV)


What?!?!

Posted by: Doof at November 12, 2024 10:31 PM (fbK4k)

153 The Vanderbilt money was pissed away. One clue was that Anderson’s mom selling jeans. Old money doesn’t do that kind of stuff unless the money’s gone.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 12, 2024 10:31 PM (o8qE9)

154 Think Bo Derek.

Posted by: eleven at November 12, 2024 10:32 PM (fV+MH)

155 Wow!

I saw Peter Gabriel on that tour in 93 or 94. It was fanfreakingtastic.

You can't quit us, MisHum.

Thank you.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 12, 2024 10:32 PM (Y/u0P)

156 Institutionalized wealth never goes away. It may be hidden, it may morph, but it never goes away.
See Paris Hilton. Her trust was only multi-millions...
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat

*ahem*

Posted by: the Kennedys (not the punk band) at November 12, 2024 10:32 PM (+w4kg)

157 Interesting:

Pangaea Proxima (also called Pangaea Ultima, Neopangaea, and Pangaea II) is a possible future supercontinent configuration. Consistent with the supercontinent cycle, Pangaea Proxima could form within the next 250 million years. This potential configuration, hypothesized by Christopher Scotese in November 1982, earned its name from its similarity to the previous Pangaea supercontinent. Scotese later changed Pangaea Ultima (Last Pangaea) to Pangaea Proxima (Next Pangaea) to alleviate confusion about the name Pangaea Ultima which could imply that it would be the last supercontinent.[1]

https://tinyurl.com/4e2zf8kc
pangaea-proxima-map with current nations illustrated

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 12, 2024 10:32 PM (hovnC)

158 131

Ladyl, he/47 seems to have thought about this a bit, and is cranking out an agenda like unto that which has never before been seen!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 12, 2024 10:33 PM (hOUT3)

159 Oh! Mis.Hum!
So lovely to see ya!
You couldn't just go cold turkey I guess...
If you can, please give us one evening of Zappa in December if you got a spare moment in between those fishin' times🙂...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 12, 2024 10:33 PM (ewEuG)

160 This may aid the boobs in zero G research being conducted up thread. Kate Upton weightless SI Swimsuit photoshoot.

https://tinyurl.com/5x42w56j

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 12, 2024 10:34 PM (pIfcn)

161 Vivek Ramaswamy
@VivekGRamaswamy
And yes, this means I’m withdrawing myself from consideration for the pending Senate appointment in Ohio. Whoever Governor DeWine appoints to JD’s seat has some big shoes to fill. I will help them however I can.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 12, 2024 10:34 PM (TGPs7)

162 Elon Musk, and Vivek Ramaswamy


Henceforth to be known as The Two Bobs.

Posted by: eleven at November 12, 2024 10:34 PM (fV+MH)

163 144 P’Nut the Squirrel was marked for death and decapitation from the start — as rabies test comes back negative in tragic twist

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 12, 2024 10:30 PM
***
Apparently, we had to destroy the village to save it. RIP Mr. Nut.

Posted by: TRex at November 12, 2024 10:34 PM (WW2ra)

164 @158 a possible future supercontinent configuration? The leftists will just make vit unlivable

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2024 10:35 PM (b2/S2)

165 Want an example of those conflicts? OK, try reconciling the law of conservation of energy or the law of conservation of momentum with the Doppler shift and the photo electric effect.
-----
First, assume a spherical cow...

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 12, 2024 10:35 PM (hovnC)

166 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at November 12, 2024 10:35 PM (wKQH/)

167 You bought Gloria Vanderbilt Jeans
Posted by: Miklos admits NOTHING


During that designer jeans era, I bought some overpriced jeans, but I can't even remember what brand they were.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 12, 2024 10:35 PM (0Htd1)

168 Hullo Mis Hum, glad to see you here. I guess either the fishing is bad or the wife made you a To-Do list.

Posted by: Ciampino - Joking aside, nice to see you here at November 12, 2024 10:35 PM (i0xsb)

169 >>>As long as the alignment is correct, I'm not going to scuff those tires right off. Let's call it done for now."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Had an old IH. The last time I took it in they took as much slack out of the steering linkage as possible and when that wore out it would have to be replaced. It was an obsolete part.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 12, 2024 10:36 PM (2RQO4)

170 In about 250 million years, the earth will experience the Pangaea Ultima. Essentially, Europe and Africa will combine and ram into the Americas.

Posted by: Orson at November 12, 2024 10:21 PM (dIske)


Time to commandeer P. Diddy's baby oil supply to ease the friction.

Posted by: RickZ at November 12, 2024 10:36 PM (gKDq2)

171 Yo, what was the finding on Piggie Park?
Posted by: Eromero

It is called "the Flying Pig"

Ships wherever with dry ice.

You want, I send, my pleasure.

Posted by: Old Papa was Mr. Bessenger's CPA for about 40 years at November 12, 2024 10:36 PM (+w4kg)

172
Autism Capital 🧩
@AutismCapital

So let’s recap: Mark Cuban sold out every bit of his credibility to shill relentlessly/unnaturally for Kamala, a losing candidate, lost with the mandate of the entire nation, deleted all his Kamala related tweets, then rage quit X to hang out with AOC on a platform nobody uses.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 12, 2024 10:36 PM (TGPs7)

173 168 You bought Gloria Vanderbilt Jeans
Posted by: Miklos admits NOTHING

During that designer jeans era, I bought some overpriced jeans, but I can't even remember what brand they were.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 12, 2024 10:35 PM (0Htd1)
So that's where ubama got his jeans?

Posted by: Eromero at November 12, 2024 10:36 PM (LHPAg)

174 He knows his place in time and it appears to be two generations younger than him. I am not worried in the least about this.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 12, 2024 10:31 PM (aeC4O)


I think Barron and his perspective may be a part of this!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 12, 2024 10:37 PM (hOUT3)

175 163 Elon Musk, and Vivek Ramaswamy


Henceforth to be known as The Two Bobs.
Posted by: eleven at November 12, 2024 10:34 PM (fV+MH)
_____________________________________

That is funny. "Now, Peter, what is it that you say that you do here. And, just spitballing here, but could you walk us through a regular day...for you?"

Posted by: Orson at November 12, 2024 10:37 PM (dIske)

176 >>>I read that Anderson Cooper makes 20 million a year.
If I was in charge I know where I would start cutting.
Posted by: Florida Peasant

I think all that Vanderbuilt money is gone, so he needs it.

Posted by: nerdygirl

>The family launders this money thru the network to keep him at a fucking distance.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 12, 2024 10:37 PM (fY84s)

177 I spent yesterday, Veteran's Day, horning our most vulnerable veterans at a New Mexico facility for them. It broke my heart at their frailty and at the same time restored my unwavering commitment to them. I, today, find myself humbled.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 12, 2024 10:37 PM (aeC4O)

178 >>> the wife made you a To-Do list.
Posted by: Ciampino
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Bet that was some to-do list.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 12, 2024 10:38 PM (2RQO4)

179 Seen pictures of AOC of late. Some here suggested she was pregnant, but either way she's looking worse for the wear

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 12, 2024 10:38 PM (b2/S2)

180 Thanks for the post, MisHum. With a mystery click, no less.

Posted by: GWB at November 12, 2024 10:38 PM (E8qwH)

181
On Mars' moons, she might bounce herself into orbit.


Uh, I don't think that's a good idea guys.

Posted by: Doomguy at November 12, 2024 10:39 PM (oZhjI)

182 Did he blow it all??

You too Anderson?

Posted by: KAMALA at November 12, 2024 10:39 PM (qQ8au)

183 In space, no man can hear you jiggle
youtu.be/noaOlZaxx3s

Posted by: gKWVE at November 12, 2024 10:39 PM (gKWVE)

184 I know few people here have an interest in this arena, but advocating for Trump to pick Burgum for Interior Secy, he'd be a great choice.

Posted by: Genboy at November 12, 2024 10:40 PM (b7emu)

185 Would never have guessed that with Mr. Foamy...


MILO
@Nero
Little Marco’s gay scandal is going to make it all worth it

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 12, 2024 10:40 PM (TGPs7)

186 I do think if High Priest Hochul was up for re-election this year instead of last that the P'nut thing would have doomed her.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2024 10:40 PM (oZhjI)

187 During that designer jeans era, I bought some overpriced jeans, but I can't even remember what brand they were.
Posted by: nerdygirl

No worry

When I was about 10, Old Mama dressed me up in a Nehru jacket for school.

You better believe that thing was discarded on the bus.

Posted by: Old Mama put her boy through unfortunate 70s fashion at November 12, 2024 10:40 PM (+w4kg)

188 >>>I think all that Vanderbuilt money is gone, so he needs it.

Posted by: nerdygirl
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Early on the Commodore made money alley fighting and betting on himself. Bet he'd have a thing for Anderson.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 12, 2024 10:41 PM (2RQO4)

189 44 Here's your challenge. Work "life on Mars" and "boobs" into the same discussion.
Posted by: Orson at November 12, 2024 10:09 PM (dIske)
---
Total Recall

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 12, 2024 10:11 PM (BpYfr)
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I have no memory of that.

Posted by: Ciampino - Joking as usual at November 12, 2024 10:41 PM (i0xsb)

190 Total Recall

Ah yes the old tri-boob trick

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2024 10:41 PM (oZhjI)

191 125 I think all that Vanderbilt money is gone, so he needs it.

Institutionalized wealth never goes away. It may be hidden, it may morph, but it never goes away.
See Paris Hilton. Her trust was only multi-millions...
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 12, 2024 10:26 PM (+VovS)

I do remodeling ect. I have worked for very prominent people. Im highly schooled, trained, committed and dedicated. I spent many years as an independent contractor. I had the opportunity to work for an individual
who is listed in Forbes and currently owns a national company Merchco. Truthfully I gave society waaaayyy to much credit and admiration most of my life, for while being in the good graces of said wealth individual I was shocked at the douchbaggery of grown ass men..... ha ha If I have to retire to FL and live under a banana tree sipping beers I'm good with that rather than selling my integrity.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 12, 2024 10:41 PM (0uEnu)

192 I'm seeing elsewhere that Dan Bongino is going to be in charge of the Secret Service. I'm gonna guess day 1 he fires everyone who was at Butler.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2024 10:42 PM (P9pDS)

193 "the last supercontinent" already has a name

Posted by: Zothique at November 12, 2024 10:42 PM (gKWVE)

194 I know few people here have an interest in this arena, but advocating for Trump to pick Burgum for Interior Secy, he'd be a great choice.
Posted by: Genboy

Secretary of Interiors?

Posted by: Mayor Pete at November 12, 2024 10:42 PM (+w4kg)

195 Has DeSantis gotten anything out of the CIA operator that tried to assassinate Trump the second time?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 12, 2024 10:42 PM (oZhjI)

196 The NYS department that carried out the extrajudicial murder's own webpages report no human has gotten rabies from a squirrel and it's very rare in small rodents

https://tinyurl.com/bdhewkw9

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 12, 2024 10:42 PM (hovnC)

197 Meanwhile, in Ukraine:
1. Ignore any news about "Trump says... about Ukraine" that does not come directly from his office. A lot of Fake News is being pumped out to try to influence policies.
2. The Russians are increasing their pounding on the invasion force that still occupies a little bit of Holy Mother Russia near Kursk. Oddly enough, the horde of North Koreans who were supposed to spearhead the battle have yet to appear. It almost seems they were just propaganda to get the US to panic and hand over the keys to the long range missiles.
3. The Russians have begun pushing forward in the southern sector. Their attacks are becoming more aggressive, as the Ukrainians start to show how strained their resources are.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 12, 2024 10:43 PM (7eVFM)

198 Thanks Mis Hum. Nice to see you.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 12, 2024 10:43 PM (ER9HB)

199 Pete Hegseth as Sec. of Defense

Did the Donald name Hegseth as his Sec Def?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Peanut at November 12, 2024 10:43 PM (J3q5G)

200 MisHum! I knew he wouldn't desert us ... completely. Pretty top pic, hidden music, wall of shame stats, and... uh... uh...

Well, it was nostalgic. [wipes away a single tear]

Howdy, y'all.

How late is it? I was caught up watching a half-hour of synchronicity.
https://youtu.be/49O_cemW8lc

Posted by: mindful webworker - sniffle at November 12, 2024 10:43 PM (xOuvq)

201 Any word on AG or FBI head?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 12, 2024 10:43 PM (pIfcn)

202 Candace Owens
@RealCandaceO

Can’t believe I was overlooked for Ambassador to Israel.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 12, 2024 10:43 PM (TGPs7)

203 P’Nut the Squirrel was marked for death and decapitation from the start — as rabies test comes back negative in tragic twist

The murderous bastards will probably lie and say that he was foaming at the mouth. And he looked so cute in his little cowboy hat.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 12, 2024 10:43 PM (0Htd1)

204 94 We're all dead (as a species) except for Keith Richards.


And Dick (head) Cheney....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 12, 2024 10:43 PM (ewEuG)

205 even though the Department of Environmental Conservation later said the squirrel bit an agent during the raid, sparking the need for the test.

Fu*king bastard had it coming.

Posted by: Zombie Peanut at November 12, 2024 10:44 PM (0Htd1)

206 Old Mama put her boy through unfortunate 70s fashion

Platform shoes?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Peanut at November 12, 2024 10:45 PM (J3q5G)

207 @ArgMilei
President Milei keeps fighting the union caste:

Last week, on a surprise ramp-handling service strike, more than 1,500 passengers were locked up inside of airplanes for hours.

President Milei sent the army to rescue them. This led to an even higher approval rating of Milei's Administration.

Posted by: 13times at November 12, 2024 10:46 PM (rz8gk)

208 This may aid the boobs in zero G research being conducted up thread. Kate Upton weightless SI Swimsuit photoshoot.
https://tinyurl.com/5x42w56j
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls


You are a gentleman and a scholar.

Posted by: mikeski at November 12, 2024 10:46 PM (DgGvY)

209 Peanut Squirrel teeshirts are in order. Please advise.

Posted by: Eromero at November 12, 2024 10:46 PM (LHPAg)

210 @RealCandaceO Can’t believe I was overlooked for Ambassador to Israel.

November 5 was your 15th minute, you're not amusing anymore.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 12, 2024 10:46 PM (gKWVE)

211 Maud'dib!

*waves like a girl fan*

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 12, 2024 10:47 PM (Y/u0P)

212 think all that Vanderbilt money is gone, so he needs it.
-------
Did he blow it all??
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 12, 2024 10:22 PM (hovnC)
****
His Mom ran through the fortune and left him very little to blow.

Posted by: torabora at November 12, 2024 10:48 PM (a0IKe)

213 Little Marco’s gay scandal is going to make it all worth it
Posted by: Mister Ghost

Your point being?

Posted by: Richard Grenell at November 12, 2024 10:48 PM (+w4kg)

214 Hi Nurse! Nice to see you too.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 12, 2024 10:48 PM (ER9HB)

215 the earth will experience the Pangaea Ultima.

Wow I hope I live to experience this. My Pangaea gonna need some Ultima after this appointment.
-Rachel Levine

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 12, 2024 10:49 PM (0uEnu)

216 I expect Little will, years from now, reflect on casting his first Presidential Election vote for Trump in much the same way that I cast my first for Reagan back in the day. I recall the sad state America had fallen into after Nixon's resignation. Compared to the COVID mania, those years were a cakewalk.

My expectation is that much in the same way Reagan undermined his enemies in both parties by playing the amiable dunce while he set the stage for the Soviet Union's collapse, Trump will continue to confound his with canny dealmaking. Reaganomics kicked off a turnaround that the experts of the day thought impossible. I think Trump's energy and tariff policies will humiliate every economist that declared national debt reduction a fool's errand. May it be so. Glasses up...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 12, 2024 10:52 PM (Cbio9)

217 When I was about 10, Old Mama dressed me up in a Nehru jacket for school.

I had a teacher who wore one of those. I'd laugh about it, but then I'm reminded of the clothes I wore in the seventies.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 12, 2024 10:52 PM (0Htd1)

218 Ukrainians start to show how strained their resources are.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy


I wonder if the Ukrainians suspect that most of the senior US military are DEI hires

Posted by: Miklos also suspects at November 12, 2024 10:52 PM (+w4kg)

219 I'm gonna guess day 1 he fires everyone who was at Butler.


I think he will fire the entire leadership who planned that fiasco and let it happen. They were letting the situation to degrade so badly that the field agents had little to do with things.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 12, 2024 10:52 PM (Da7Vv)

220 When I was about 10, Old Mama dressed me up in a Nehru jacket for school.
------------------
I got you.

Posted by: Chuck Norris Action Jeans at November 12, 2024 10:53 PM (41CYW)

221 "I had a teacher who wore one of those. I'd laugh about it, but then I'm reminded of the clothes I wore in the seventies.
Posted by: nerdygirl "


Everyone from the 70's debased themselves.

Posted by: eleven at November 12, 2024 10:54 PM (fV+MH)

222 Just checked, Hegseth is Sec Def. Hot damn. The entrenched bureaucracy at DOD just felt a disturbance in the force. Hegseth was under serious consideration for head of VA in Trump's first administration.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Peanut at November 12, 2024 10:55 PM (J3q5G)

223 156 Institutionalized wealth never goes away. It may be hidden, it may morph, but it never goes away.
See Paris Hilton. Her trust was only multi-millions...
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat

But skill sets rock! Especially now with the Golden Age upon us.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 12, 2024 10:55 PM (0uEnu)

224 My expectation is that much in the same way Reagan undermined his enemies in both parties by playing the amiable dunce


Reagan the amiable dunce and mastermind


https://tinyurl.com/mr3jkrmb


Posted by: Miklos also recalls at November 12, 2024 10:57 PM (+w4kg)

225 I'm Gumby Damn It!, I think I was thrown off by Rubio's lack of accent in English, and I made an assumption.
I wish he talked in English like he talks in Spanish, he would have been a different candidate.

However, he has a marked Cuban accent. Just not as harsh as some of the recent arrivals I have talked to.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2024 10:59 PM (D7oie)

226 MisHum!

*cues up "Prelude to the Afternoon of a Sexually Aroused Gas Mask"*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at November 12, 2024 10:59 PM (kpS4V)

227 So, the boob I'm missing hurts tonight...
How the fvck does that even happen?!
Never mind...I'm just whining...mostly happy because y'all are here, and that makes for big smiles😛!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 12, 2024 10:59 PM (ewEuG)

228 Had an old IH. The last time I took it in they took as much slack out of the steering linkage as possible and when that wore out it would have to be replaced. It was an obsolete part.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 12, 2024 10:36 PM (2RQO4)

This is why a devoted IH Scout enthusiast should always have a half dozen of them up on blocks in the backyard.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 12, 2024 11:00 PM (7eVFM)

229 Little Marco’s gay scandal is going to make it all worth it
Posted by: Mister Ghost

Donald Trump affectionately nick named Rubio Little Marco during a debate in 2016. I think he mentored Marco recently.
One photo of Marco in a pool at a Miami Nightclub that has gone worldwide is not a gay scandal. In these times Rubio could take a cock in the ass in the Capital building and be called a Brat!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 12, 2024 11:01 PM (0uEnu)

230 Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren 2h
A Fox & Friends weekend co-host is not qualified to be the Secretary of Defense.

I lead the Senate military personnel panel. All three of my brothers served in uniform. I respect every one of our servicemembers.

Donald Trump’s pick will make us less safe and must be rejected.

Sean Davis @seanmdav 1h
Pete Hegseth is a 20-year military veteran, a decorated combat veteran, a recipient of the Bronze Star (2x), and graduated from both Harvard and Princeton.

You falsely claimed to be an Indian to get a job you couldn’t get on the merits. Sit down, Pocahontas.

Andrew Surabian @Surabees 2h
This is why the entire DC Swamp is melting down over @PeteHegseth as Defense Secretary... And it's also exactly why he's the perfect choice.

https://tinyurl.com/mr45vynb
37 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 12, 2024 11:03 PM (hovnC)

231 I saw Secret World at the ARCO Arena in Sacramento. Nice smaller size venue.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2024 11:03 PM (RIvkX)

232 227 So, the boob I'm missing hurts tonight...
How the fvck does that even happen?!
Never mind...I'm just whining...mostly happy because y'all are here, and that makes for big smiles😛!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 12, 2024 10:59 PM (ewEuG)

Oh dear.. Phantom pains are not fair...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 12, 2024 11:03 PM (0uEnu)

233 Everyone knows Mario was a foam party Viking. Nobody cares.
And Milo is a back biting has been. Completely failed to move the needle in 2024; just spent his time being a twat about Laura Loomer (who by contrast got a lot done).

Posted by: gKWVE at November 12, 2024 11:04 PM (gKWVE)

234 Real talk: Does anyone think Trump will really get Hegseth confirmed? I feel like pearl clutchers will leak, smear, and slander whatever and however they have to, forcing him to bow out

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 12, 2024 11:05 PM (wGun1)

235 I know nothing whatsoever about Hegseth, but if other people here like him, that's good enough for me.

I don't like making Elon and Vivek joint-Secretary of Government Efficiency, or whatever. For one thing, "Department of Government Efficiency" seems like an oxymoron, and for another, I think Elon should avoid a formal government position. Running Twitter seems a lot better use of his time and skills.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 12, 2024 11:06 PM (lHPJf)

236 So let’s recap: Mark Cuban sold out every bit of his credibility to shill relentlessly/unnaturally for Kamala, a losing candidate, lost with the mandate of the entire nation, deleted all his Kamala related tweets, then rage quit X to hang out with AOC on a platform nobody uses.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 12, 2024 10:36 PM (TGPs7)
====

People say he's a smart guy but I don't see it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2024 11:07 PM (RIvkX)

237 Well the steering on this one damned Suburban has been very reluctant to become fixed. On pavement or on gravel, the wheel, if I let go, drifts to the right, and the more it drifts, the faster it drifts. Seems independent of how the wheel alignment is set. It's not tires. Rotated tires, tried a different pair on the front, no joy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2024 10:24 PM (y6pd0)


Blue skying here, but do you think it could be the power steering? IIRC there is a regular cycle going on, could one of the hoses or whatevers be a bit clogged?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2024 11:07 PM (D7oie)

238
However, he has a marked Cuban accent. Just not as harsh as some of the recent arrivals I have talked to.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2024 10:59 PM (D7oie)

Mhmm Latins speak Spanish in the home and around each other,, Meh God Bless Em....

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 12, 2024 11:07 PM (0uEnu)

239 160 This may aid the boobs in zero G research being conducted up thread. Kate Upton weightless SI Swimsuit photoshoot.

https://tinyurl.com/5x42w56j

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 12, 2024 10:34 PM (pIfcn)

Science!!

Posted by: davidt at November 12, 2024 11:07 PM (i0F8b)

240 228 Had an old IH. The last time I took it in they took as much slack out of the steering linkage as possible and when that wore out it would have to be replaced. It was an obsolete part.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 12, 2024 10:36 PM (2RQO4)

This is why a devoted IH Scout enthusiast should always have a half dozen of them up on blocks in the backyard.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 12, 2024 11:00 PM (7eVFM
Went trailing 1980 or so in the area NC recently devastated by Helene. One of the group had a Scout, right front hub went out. We scrounged a half day to patch it up, some of the golden eagle Jeepers were exasperated, but we Toyota hilux 4X4 drivers were sympathetic.

Posted by: Eromero at November 12, 2024 11:08 PM (LHPAg)

241 I spent yesterday, Veteran's Day, horning our most vulnerable veterans at a New Mexico facility for them. It broke my heart at their frailty and at the same time restored my unwavering commitment to them. I, today, find myself humbled.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 12, 2024 10:37 PM (aeC4O)
===
Thank you for doing that

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2024 11:08 PM (RIvkX)

242 Posted by: Miklos also recalls at November 12, 2024 10:57 PM (+w4kg)

Funny to think how an SNL skit was closer to the truth than every genius news anchor at the time..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 12, 2024 11:08 PM (Cbio9)

243 As a former field grade officer myself, I eagerly await a call from Trump to be a Pentagon undersecretary for Wanton Destruction.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
-----

You'll need a G-2.
*makes.call me motion*
Posted by: Diogenes

And a worthless warrant officer that only drinks coffee, talks smack, and hides at the bowling alley after headlining your hq6 blazer.
*tanned, well rested, chonky, and ready to sham*

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 12, 2024 11:09 PM (MsrgL)

244 If you want a little insight into Hegseth's attitudes and thinking, Shawn Ryan interviewed him on Friday.

tiny.cc/2z1vzz

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Peanut at November 12, 2024 11:09 PM (J3q5G)

245 and for another, I think Elon should avoid a formal government position. Running Twitter seems a lot better use of his time and skills.
Posted by: Dr. T

He seems to be doing okay running SpaceX and Tesla at the same time. I wouldn't be too worried about him being over-committed. The cat surrounds himself with doers.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2024 11:09 PM (WXNFJ)

246 When I was about 10, Old Mama dressed me up in a Nehru jacket for school.

You better believe that thing was discarded on the bus.
Posted by: Old Mama put her boy through unfortunate 70s fashion at November 12, 2024 10:40 PM (+w4kg)
===
I thought I had it bad.
/gabardine

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2024 11:10 PM (RIvkX)

247 I don't like making Elon and Vivek joint-Secretary of Government Efficiency, or whatever. For one thing, "Department of Government Efficiency" seems like an oxymoron, and for another, I think Elon should avoid a formal government position. Running Twitter seems a lot better use of his time and skills.
Posted by: Dr. T
--------------
I'm actually ok with this. Vivek speaks is an organized thinker and speaks well. Elon can be a blunt object and a force.

Posted by: Chuck Norris Action Jeans at November 12, 2024 11:10 PM (41CYW)

248 I got to grind down a bunch of coupling nuts because when you advertise a 24mm nut, you really mean 25mm.

Sort of in a death struggle with this ball vise.

But I will get their if it's the last thing I do.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2024 11:11 PM (XV/Pl)

249 No, I think previous generations did. His mother made money with her blue jeans.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 12, 2024 10:31 PM (0Htd1)


Was her name Jordach or Lee? I forget.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2024 11:12 PM (D7oie)

250 I'm just here for the boobs and the badinage.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2024 11:13 PM (dDmld)

251 "Elon and Vivek joint-Secretary of Government Efficiency"

Is this a real department, or is Trump trolling?

Posted by: davidt at November 12, 2024 11:13 PM (i0F8b)

252 Department of Government Efficiency" seems like an oxymoron,
-----
The Department will only exist up to July 4, 2026 [at latest] to coincide with the Declaration of Independence's 250th anniversary.

https://tinyurl.com/msdthbr9

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 12, 2024 11:13 PM (hovnC)

253 And a worthless warrant officer that only drinks coffee, talks smack, and hides at the bowling alley after headlining your hq6 blazer.
*tanned, well rested, chonky, and ready to sham*
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 12, 2024 11:09 PM (MsrgL)


Hey.
You're the perfect addition!
A bunch of field grades.walking around is one thing, but a WO adds gravitas. Now we be important!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2024 11:14 PM (W/lyH)

254 At the grocery today, a middle-aged woman was wearing a sweatshirt that had "I'm balls deep into Christmas" printed on the front.

You're damn right I engaged her in conversation. She was delightful.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2024 11:14 PM (WXNFJ)

255 I'm just here for the boobs and the badinage.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2024 11:13 PM (dDmld)


Of course I read that as 'boobs and bondage'. I thought, 'Kinky'.

Posted by: RickZ at November 12, 2024 11:14 PM (gKDq2)

256 People say he's a smart guy but I don't see it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2024 11:07 PM (RIvkX)

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He's smarter in concept than in practice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2024 11:14 PM (dDmld)

257 "The Department will only exist up to July 4, 2026 [at latest] to coincide with the Declaration of Independence's 250th anniversary."

heh, they're going to shut down The Dept of Efficiency in the for efficiency.

Posted by: davidt at November 12, 2024 11:15 PM (i0F8b)

258 @245

>>He seems to be doing okay running SpaceX and Tesla at the same time. I wouldn't be too worried about him being over-committed. The cat surrounds himself with doers.

Musk co-founded PayPal and parlayed the sale of it to Ebay into Space X and Tesla.

The dude knows what he's doing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2024 11:16 PM (XV/Pl)

259 Everyone from the 70's debased themselves.
Posted by: eleven at November 12, 2024 10:54 PM (fV+MH)
=====

I have so many fashion regrets;

My leather "Keith Partridge" vest with fringes

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 12, 2024 11:16 PM (RIvkX)

260 The Department will only exist up to July 4, 2026 [at latest] to coincide with the Declaration of Independence's 250th anniversary.

--

The smart money is being invested in red pens.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2024 11:16 PM (WXNFJ)

261 AOC musta ate her ten thousandth bean, and y'all know what happens to them mexican gals after that. Ain't that right?

Posted by: Zombie Slim Pickens at November 12, 2024 11:17 PM (ZtgZZ)

262 "Mark Hemingway @Heminator Nov 11
You look at this woman and see boobs.
I look at this woman and see the endless political possibilities of the last twenty years if she didn’t have such an ugly divorce.
We are not the same."

Courtesy of those boobs we were plagued by a bastard jugeared America-hating communist mooselimb dog-eating homosexual...

Posted by: You're terminated, fucker at November 12, 2024 11:18 PM (nkdPt)

263
Seen pictures of AOC of late.

We are seeing there the nexus of three effects: 1. Being rode hard and put away wet. 2. The evil within her leaking up to the surface. 3. Hitting the Wall - hard.





Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 12, 2024 11:18 PM (Da7Vv)

264 Sort of in a death struggle with this ball vise.
But I will get there if it's the last thing I do.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


Used to date her.

Posted by: mikeski at November 12, 2024 11:18 PM (DgGvY)

265 @259

>>I have so many fashion regrets;

Did you have feathered hair? Did you rock dream catcher earrings? Did your wardrobe consist solely of denim?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2024 11:19 PM (XV/Pl)

266 Bigger juicy booty

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 12, 2024 11:19 PM (WF/xn)

267 @264

>>Used to date her.

Date her? I married a ball vise.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2024 11:20 PM (XV/Pl)

268 216 I expect Little will, years from now, reflect on casting his first Presidential Election vote for Trump in much the same way that I cast my first for Reagan back in the day. I recall the sad state America had fallen into after Nixon's resignation. Compared to the COVID mania, those years were a cakewalk.

My expectation is that much in the same way Reagan undermined his enemies in both parties by playing the amiable dunce while he set the stage for the Soviet Union's collapse, Trump will continue to confound his with canny dealmaking. Reaganomics kicked off a turnaround that the experts of the day thought impossible. I think Trump's energy and tariff policies will humiliate every economist that declared national debt reduction a fool's errand. May it be so. Glasses up...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 12, 2024 10:52 PM (Cbio9)

Hey Joe Where ya goin with that gun in your hand?
When Carter reigned can goods had two or three price tags at to due to rising prices and lines at gas stations were a daily reality. I researched the Presidential candidate in the 1980 election and found Ronald Reagan He turned the Cali economy from red to black and much more. My first vote 1980

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 12, 2024 11:20 PM (0uEnu)

269 264 Sort of in a death struggle with this ball vise.
But I will get there if it's the last thing I do.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Used to date her.

Posted by: mikeski at November 12, 2024 11:18 PM (DgGvY


Lol.

The first comment I see tonight. Ball vise.

The Department of Efficiency is really going to be no nonsense.

Posted by: Stateless at November 12, 2024 11:20 PM (jvJvP)

270 MisHum, if you are retired, can JJ borrow your computer for a few months while his is being fixed?

Posted by: Grundsey at November 12, 2024 11:21 PM (xDZVB)

271 All Kraken in the second period

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 12, 2024 11:21 PM (CFSPL)

272 Well the steering on this one damned Suburban has been very reluctant to become fixed. On pavement or on gravel, the wheel, if I let go, drifts to the right, and the more it drifts, the faster it drifts.

power steering.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_MaYSQeD4s

Posted by: rebus at November 12, 2024 11:22 PM (z0bHw)

273 Musk co-founded PayPal and parlayed the sale of it to Ebay into Space X and Tesla.

The dude knows what he's doing.


Also Neuralink. Their first human trial is currently wildly successful - a paraplegic dude is using a PC and playing video games without physically using a keyboard, mouse, or controller.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2024 11:22 PM (Aqf1y)

274 235 Hi, Doc

I like the way Trump is doing "Everything, Everywhere, All at Once."

Moving too fast for the DEMs to concentrate their fire on each of his appointees seriatim.

Quite a contrast to Trump I. Very shrewd, I think.

For 20 years, I've more or less been a one issue voter, that being illegal aliens & The Great Replacement. So... you can imagine how I feel now, seeing where Trump is putting his chips.

We'll start hearing about chirrun in cages before too long. It will be interesting to see if Team Trump can stand up to the heat, once the deportations really get rolling.

Posted by: mnw at November 12, 2024 11:23 PM (NLIak)

275 >I have so many fashion regrets;

Did you have feathered hair? Did you rock dream catcher earrings? Did your wardrobe consist solely of denim?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 12, 2024 11:19 PM (XV/Pl)
***

The key to the Nehru jacket was the medallion.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2024 11:23 PM (W/lyH)

276 272 Well the steering on this one damned Suburban has been very reluctant to become fixed. On pavement or on gravel, the wheel, if I let go, drifts to the right, and the more it drifts, the faster it drifts.

-----------

There must be a YouTube video about this.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2024 11:23 PM (dDmld)

277 251 "Elon and Vivek joint-Secretary of Government Efficiency"

Is this a real department, or is Trump trolling?
Posted by: davidt at November 12, 2024 11:13 PM (i0F8b)

Oh it's real. Special uniforms for the pair have been ordered
complete with jack boots and riding crops.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 12, 2024 11:24 PM (0uEnu)

278 272 Well the steering on this one damned Suburban has been very reluctant to become fixed. On pavement or on gravel, the wheel, if I let go, drifts to the right, and the more it drifts, the faster it drifts.

If it was a Lincoln Continental...

Posted by: davidt at November 12, 2024 11:24 PM (i0F8b)

279 Lol.
The first comment I see tonight. Ball vise.
Posted by: Stateless


RickZ was looking for bondage posts, so.....

Posted by: mikeski at November 12, 2024 11:25 PM (DgGvY)

280
We are seeing there the nexus of three effects: 1. Being rode hard and put away wet. 2. The evil within her leaking up to the surface. 3. Hitting the Wall - hard.
Posted by: An Observation
----

You just want to date her.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2024 11:25 PM (XeU6L)

281 I like the way Trump is doing "Everything, Everywhere, All at Once."
Moving too fast for the DEMs to concentrate their fire on each of his appointees seriatim.
Posted by: mnw
-------------
Agree. All offense, gas pedal, etc. Put them on the defensive and continue. Reggie Jackson said about Nolan Ryan, "Every hitter likes fastballs just like everybody likes ice cream. But you don’t like it when someone's stuffing it into you by the gallon."

Posted by: scampydog at November 12, 2024 11:26 PM (41CYW)

282 270

Might be just me, but I'd probably get a new computer at this point....
Maybe Pixy's messing with jj?

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 12, 2024 11:27 PM (ewEuG)

283 Well the steering on this one damned Suburban has been very reluctant to become fixed. On pavement or on gravel, the wheel, if I let go, drifts to the right, and the more it drifts, the faster it drifts.
------

Air in the system?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 12, 2024 11:28 PM (XeU6L)

284 We'll start hearing about chirrun in cages before too long. It will be interesting to see if Team Trump can stand up to the heat, once the deportations really get rolling.
Posted by: mnw at November 12, 2024 11:23 PM (NLIak)


Imagine the counter programming!
Families reunited back in their home countries!
Crime is dropping!
Jobs opening up!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2024 11:28 PM (W/lyH)

285 The first comment I see tonight. Ball vise.

----------

One of my favorite roadrunner episodes was when it got the coyote's nuts in an ACME ball vise.

The look on the coyote's face was priceless.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2024 11:29 PM (dDmld)

286 I just wanted to stop by for 1 minute. Thanks Mis. Hum. For the thread and Pixy for keeping 1000 comment threads smooth.

So boobs and Mars.

Quick reasearch.

"And while the length of a Martian day is roughly the same as it is here on Earth (24 hours 37 minutes), the length of a Martian year is significantly longer (687 days). On top that, the gravity on Mars’ surface is much lower than it is here on Earth – 62% lower to be precise. At just 0.376 of the Earth standard (or 0.376 g), a person who weighs 100 kg on Earth would weigh only 38 kg on Mars."

So, I really like medium and small breasts, okay and some big ones. I would think boobs on Mars would be amazing due to the lower gravity not dragging them down.

Women on trampolines would be more exciting.

Females with large breast would have less back pain.

Boobs and Mars are winning! Aside from no atmosphere and possible radiation. But radiation may make even bigger boobs...

Posted by: Stateless at November 12, 2024 11:29 PM (jvJvP)

287 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2024 11:30 PM (v6JzV)

288 Maybe Pixy's messing with jj?
Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 12, 2024 11:27 PM (ewEuG)

I doubt that, unless JJ moved to Aus or Pixy moved to Wisconsin.

Posted by: Robert at November 12, 2024 11:30 PM (FUGii)

289 Hey Diogenes!

It's windy and snotty and pouring rain. Power still on. How you doing?

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 12, 2024 11:31 PM (9CzvH)

290 But radiation may make even bigger boobs...
Posted by: Stateless at November 12, 2024 11:29 PM (jvJvP)

Boobs with many rows of sharp teeth and also tentacles.

Posted by: Robert at November 12, 2024 11:32 PM (FUGii)

291 Evening, Bulg.

Posted by: scampydog at November 12, 2024 11:32 PM (41CYW)

292 When Carter reigned can goods had two or three price tags at to due to rising prices and lines at gas stations were a daily reality.

Gumby, for me it was the botched rescue mission of our hostages in Iraq. I took Reagan at his word when he promised to bring them home. I do recall the gas lines...also putting any cash I could raise into six and twelve month CDs earning over 20 percent interest. My parents were FDR Democrats, and they changed party affiliation so they could vote for Reagan in the primary. For them it was probably the gas lines and inflation...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 12, 2024 11:32 PM (Cbio9)

293 One of my favorite roadrunner episodes was when it got the coyote's nuts in an ACME ball vise.

The look on the coyote's face was priceless.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 12, 2024 11:29 PM (dDmld)

I would think all of us would remember that.

It was probably something so quick and fast, zipped by kids and adults laughed.

But boys of any age are going to notice balls in a vice.

Posted by: Stateless at November 12, 2024 11:33 PM (jvJvP)

294 Just stumbled across this video. Might be of interest to you, MisHum:

https://youtu.be/AuL6rNjaCiI

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2024 11:33 PM (y6pd0)

295 >>>The cat surrounds himself with doers.
Posted by: Tonypete
---

"If you don't want to work hard work somewhere else."

Posted by: Braenyard at November 12, 2024 11:33 PM (2RQO4)

296 Hey, Scampydog!

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2024 11:33 PM (v6JzV)

297 Elon Musk Calls for Defunding of National Public Radio After Orwellian Clip of CEO Resurfaces Online

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 12, 2024 11:34 PM (0uEnu)

298 Hey Diogenes!

It's windy and snotty and pouring rain. Power still on. How you doing?
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 12, 2024 11:31 PM (9CzvH)


Pretty quite here. So far.
Doctor appointment today. He said I'm healthy. So I hit the Class VI store.
Woohoo!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2024 11:34 PM (W/lyH)

299 ...
@ItsJuliansRum 2h
Trump picks Keith Olbermann as US ambassador to Faghanistan

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 12, 2024 11:35 PM (IG4Id)

300 > 100 I be out of the hospital and back home. Very tired, so I'm going to take a nap. Thanks for the prayers; they're always much appreciated.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 12, 2024 10:22 PM (ynpvh)



Very good to hear, if I didn't already say that (I replied to you a few threads ago, but don't recall if I said that explicitly).

Posted by: Admiraless at November 12, 2024 11:35 PM (W5ArC)

301 The key to the Nehru jacket was the medallion.
Posted by: Diogenes

Don't I know it. I worked at a Tux Shop during HS and along with the normal Tuxes, we rented Nehru jackets. And sold Playboy branded merch. It was the sleaziest shop in town. The owner of the shop also owned and ran the local place that had burlesque shows where I saw Busty Russell perform.

What a dump!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2024 11:36 PM (WXNFJ)

302 Saw Iron Maiden open for the Scorpions at Reunion Arena in Dallas. Been a fan ever since.

Posted by: AthensMike at November 12, 2024 11:36 PM (k/o40)

303 > So, I really like medium and small breasts, okay and some big ones. I would think boobs on Mars would be amazing due to the lower gravity not dragging them down.


They would probably also remain perky much later in life.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2024 11:37 PM (W5ArC)

304 Common Thing!
Elon: The Cheapest Way To Heat Your House This Winter
Elon Musk renewed calls on Tuesday to defund NPR after a controversial video of its CEO questioning the importance of truth resurfaced online.

Footage of NPR CEO Katherine Maher from an August 2021 Ted Talk reappeared on X Tuesday, sparking new debate over the taxpayer funded broadcaster’s alleged bias, which has come under scrutiny in recent months.

In the 10-second clip, Maher questioned the role truth plays in the industry as the then-CEO of Wikimedia. She took over as CEO of NPR in March 2024.

Scientific test if truth exists
Are my balls itching
yes
Does the itching subside when I scratch them
Yes
BOOM!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 12, 2024 11:37 PM (0uEnu)

305 Gumby, for me it was the botched rescue mission of our hostages in Iraq. I took Reagan at his word when he promised to bring them home. I do recall the gas lines...also putting any cash I could raise into six and twelve month CDs earning over 20 percent interest. My parents were FDR Democrats, and they changed party affiliation so they could vote for Reagan in the primary. For them it was probably the gas lines and inflation...
Posted by: Joe Kidd
------------
I recall that botch. Step father said, "They should have had the Israeli's done the extraction, they wouldn't have f*cked it up." Gas lines, desperate people. Ugly years.

Posted by: scampydog at November 12, 2024 11:37 PM (41CYW)

306 290 But radiation may make even bigger boobs...
Posted by: Stateless at November 12, 2024 11:29 PM (jvJvP)

Boobs with many rows of sharp teeth and also tentacles.

Posted by: Robert at November 12, 2024 11:32 PM (FUGii

I'm going through horror and slasher flicks now. There is one where a teenage girls' vagina develops teeth. I think it's called 'Teeth.'

After the 'Saw' series.

Sorry for all the posts. Long day and nights.

The cats are asleep tonight. They were wild last night but I separated them and they managed to sleep past 6am when I put them outside.

They were out most of the day. Still worries me but they stay close by. Trumpy goes to rest on the blanket I have for him by the front door than comes in. Snowflake runs to me which scare the crap out of me when she's across the street.

Posted by: Stateless at November 12, 2024 11:38 PM (jvJvP)

307 Trump is enjoying his second term even before it's begun.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 12, 2024 11:38 PM (OTdqV)

308 301 The key to the Nehru jacket was the medallion.
Posted by: Diogenes

Don't I know it. I worked at a Tux Shop during HS and along with the normal Tuxes, we rented Nehru jackets. And sold Playboy branded merch. It was the sleaziest shop in town. The owner of the shop also owned and ran the local place that had burlesque shows where I saw Busty Russell perform.

What a dump!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2024 11:36 PM (WXNFJ)

Heh yous guys!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 12, 2024 11:39 PM (0uEnu)

309 Wow, I didn’t make it into the top ten commenters last week.

I must’ve had other crap going on.

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2024 11:39 PM (v6JzV)

310 " At the grocery today, a middle-aged woman was wearing a sweatshirt that had "I'm balls deep into Christmas" printed on the front.

You're damn right I engaged her in conversation. She was delightful.
Posted by: Tonypete"


I think we've found our Christmas Czar.

Posted by: eleven at November 12, 2024 11:39 PM (fV+MH)

311 300 > 100 I be out of the hospital and back home. Very tired, so I'm going to take a nap. Thanks for the prayers; they're always much appreciated.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 12, 2024 10:22 PM (ynpvh

Good news jim.

Sleep 12 hours. You've earned it.

Posted by: Stateless at November 12, 2024 11:40 PM (jvJvP)

312 Jim, prayers

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 12, 2024 11:40 PM (Wx316)

313 Hey, Jim, glad to hear that you’re out of the medical hoosegow.

Posted by: Bulg at November 12, 2024 11:42 PM (v6JzV)

314 Coyote had no balls
It was a kids cartoon

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 12, 2024 11:42 PM (Wx316)

315 I do recall the gas lines

Posted by: Joe Kidd


Even-odd days depending on one's license plate number. My parents had two cars with consecutive license plates. Being a teenager with a new driver's license, my job was getting in line to get gas.

Posted by: RickZ at November 12, 2024 11:43 PM (gKDq2)

316 Blue skying here, but do you think it could be the power steering? IIRC there is a regular cycle going on, could one of the hoses or whatevers be a bit clogged?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2024 11:07 PM (D7oie)

I am beginning to think you are right. I am making a guess that the spool valve on the steering shaft, that admits pressurized oil from the pump to the power cylinder is bypassing a little bit to the "right" side of the power cylinder all the time. I have a '98 3/4 ton truck chassis here in the yard, so I will rob the steering box out of it, and try swapping that in. Not a real hard job.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2024 11:43 PM (QELDt)

317 Get some ZZZZZZs Jim.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 12, 2024 11:44 PM (W/lyH)

318 ZitoSalena @ZitoSalena 3h
Cannot remember the last time we had a secretary of defense that wasn’t beholden to the military industrial complex.

ZitoSalena @ZitoSalena 3h
Ulysses S. Grant became Secretary of War at 37 years old. @PeteHegseth is 44 years old. Like Grant, he’s a decorated veteran and had no previous government experience.

ZitoSalena @ZitoSalena 2h
I candidly admit I am a pretty big Ulysses Grant fan— i’ve read the Ron Chernow biography of him, which is no small task, three times

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 12, 2024 11:45 PM (hovnC)

319 coupling nuts because
But I will get their if it's the last thing I do.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

This could be a good song

Posted by: Miklos usually suggests good band names at November 12, 2024 11:46 PM (+w4kg)

320 It would be deeply satisfying if the New Guys found time to defund NPR/PBS.

"But... Big Bird! You heartless Himmler clone!"

NPR may be saved by its insignificance. "We'll come back for you later...when we have a spot more time."



Posted by: mnw at November 12, 2024 11:47 PM (NLIak)

321 I candidly admit I am a pretty big Ulysses Grant fan— i’ve read the Ron Chernow biography of him, which is no small task, three times
Posted by: andycanuck

I drink the same whiskey

Same as Lee and Jackson

Posted by: Miklos the Old Crow at November 12, 2024 11:48 PM (+w4kg)

322 I was gonna ask if Hegseth was E-4 mafia but wiki says he was a Major.
I guess no one's perfect

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at November 12, 2024 11:48 PM (0JWOm)

323 305 Gumby, for me it was the botched rescue mission of our hostages in Iraq

Which brings to mind the years earlier Raid on Entebbe.
It was Bibi Netanyahu's brother Yonatan who led that successful rescue mission although he was shot and killed by the hostage takers. RIP a true hero. For the time it was unprecedented heroism to storm a hostage crisis and cast cares to the wind. Otherwise known as having balls.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 12, 2024 11:49 PM (0uEnu)

324 Heh, commenter at smalldeadanimals

Orson

November 12, 2024 at 11:36 pm

Vivek and Elon are now affectionally and officially known as “The Two Bobs.” (Office Space- 1999)

Posted by: Stateless at November 12, 2024 11:49 PM (jvJvP)

325 Sorry I'm late, the turkeys were planning a prison break.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 12, 2024 11:49 PM (K2HbW)

326 1 I candidly admit I am a pretty big Ulysses Grant fan— i’ve read the Ron Chernow biography of him, which is no small task, three times
Posted by: andycanuck

I drink the same whiskey

Same as Lee and Jackson

Posted by: Miklos the Old Crow at November 12, 2024 11:48 PM (+w4kg)

You must watch the series 'Hell on Wheels' !

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 12, 2024 11:50 PM (0uEnu)

327 NPR & TV are leftist propaganda outlets let them self-support.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 12, 2024 11:50 PM (2RQO4)

328 Sorry I'm late, the turkeys were planning a prison break.
Posted by: tankdemon

Failure to communicate?

Posted by: Miklos just over here, boss at November 12, 2024 11:51 PM (+w4kg)

329 Sorry I'm late, the turkeys were planning a prison break.
Posted by: tankdemon
----------------
Pretty close to Thanksgiving. They best hurry.

Posted by: scampydog at November 12, 2024 11:52 PM (41CYW)

330 You must watch the series 'Hell on Wheels' !
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It!

I don't have cable, and subscribe to nothing.

Posted by: Ornery Old man Miklos at November 12, 2024 11:53 PM (+w4kg)

331 Sorry I'm late, the turkeys were planning a prison break.
Posted by: tankdemon
----------------
Pretty close to Thanksgiving. They best hurry.
Posted by: scampydog

Asylum window is closing.

Posted by: President Miklos J. Trump at November 12, 2024 11:54 PM (+w4kg)

332 What brand of beer does Sisyphus drink?

Rolling Rock.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 12, 2024 11:54 PM (K2HbW)

333 My doc likes Old Crow. I pass.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 12, 2024 11:54 PM (2RQO4)

334 332 What brand of beer does Sisyphus drink?

Rolling Rock.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 12, 2024 11:54 PM (K2HbW)

Lol.

Thanks.

Posted by: Stateless at November 12, 2024 11:55 PM (jvJvP)

335 Asylum window is closing.
Posted by: President Miklos J. Trump at November 12, 2024 11:54 PM (+w4kg)


OK, I am taking bets on the chance that Biden comes out, casts a beary eye on the White House turkey and says:

"Hell with it, let it fry. I'm not lifting a finger."

Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2024 11:56 PM (D7oie)

336 What brand of beer does Sisyphus drink?

Rolling Rock.
Posted by: tankdemon

additional heh

Posted by: Amused Miklos at November 12, 2024 11:56 PM (+w4kg)

337 330 You must watch the series 'Hell on Wheels' !
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It!

I don't have cable, and subscribe to nothing.
Posted by: Ornery Old man Miklos at November 12, 2024 11:53 PM (+w4kg)

!. smart TV 250.
2. Roku Stick 40.
3. T Mobile home digital 50. pr month
4. TUBI streaming app Free

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 12, 2024 11:57 PM (0uEnu)

338 I guess all I can say now is good night.....💤💤💤
You folks are wonderful❤❤❤!!!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at November 12, 2024 11:58 PM (ewEuG)

339 335 OK, I am taking bets on the chance that Biden comes out, casts a beary eye on the White House turkey and says:

"Hell with it, let it fry. I'm not lifting a finger."
Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2024 11:56 PM (D7oie)

I notice that every president pardons a turkey, yet every year they seem to be eating turkey anyway. What gives?

Posted by: tankdemon at November 12, 2024 11:59 PM (K2HbW)

340 G'night, COMM

Posted by: scampydog at November 12, 2024 11:59 PM (41CYW)

341 > "But... Big Bird! You heartless Himmler clone!"

Last I looked, Big Bird and his buddies were raking in over a billion-with-a-b dollars in merch licensing fees every year.

They'll be fine.

I don't think that show is even on PBS any more, is it? I thought it had moved to cable

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2024 11:59 PM (W5ArC)

342 OK, I am taking bets on the chance that Biden comes out, casts a beary eye on the White House turkey and says:

"Hell with it, let it fry. I'm not lifting a finger."


What if Joe comes out and says "This one's Kamala and this one's Barack. Now fry 'em!"

Posted by: Ian S. at November 13, 2024 12:00 AM (P9pDS)

343 OK, I am taking bets on the chance that Biden comes out, casts a beary eye on the White House turkey and says:

"Hell with it, let it fry. I'm not lifting a finger."

Posted by: Kindltot at November 12, 2024 11:56 PM (D7oie)

I'm interested in the bet.

Does the turkey have a young daughter there being used as an enticement to pleasures Biden doesn't remember experiencing but craves....

Posted by: Stateless at November 13, 2024 12:00 AM (jvJvP)

344
House Majority Leader Scalise warns Trump not to pull any more GOP Repubs out of the House, for fear of having to defend too many special elections when the GOP majority is minuscule already.

I've been posting about that. Nice to see I wasn't screaming at the clouds all by my lonesome.

Posted by: mnw at November 13, 2024 12:00 AM (NLIak)

345 Does the turkey have a young daughter there being used as an enticement to pleasures Biden doesn't remember experiencing but craves....
Posted by: Stateless
--------------
That's cold, turkey. But accurate.

Posted by: scampydog at November 13, 2024 12:01 AM (41CYW)

346 Went into a new-to-me liquidation store today, and found a pair of Levis 514 straight-leg jeans for 19.99 CDN. They are real comfy. And that is a pretty cheap price for name-brand jeans, any brand.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2024 12:02 AM (QELDt)

347
I don't have cable, and subscribe to nothing.
Posted by: Ornery Old man Miklos at November 12, 2024 11:53 PM (+w4kg)

Well you have good whiskey so you got that goin for ya!
If I may ask. What brand whiskey did Grant drink ?

Flint? or??

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 13, 2024 12:02 AM (0uEnu)

348 That's cold, turkey. But accurate.

Posted by: scampydog at November 13, 2024 12:01 AM (41CYW)


Everyone's on their game tonight....

Good night everyone.

Posted by: Stateless at November 13, 2024 12:02 AM (jvJvP)

349 AOP, you still there? Got a possible cause for the "pull" on the Suburban. I'm positive the tire pressures got checked but maybe cross swap the front tires. If that was already done, try the rears.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at November 13, 2024 12:03 AM (hKoQL)

350 Well I guess this is progress.

I have two sets of F-14 wings, two sets of horizontal stabilizers, one set of vertical tails, two sets of ventral strakes, two sets of missile pylons, and two sets of gear doors all painted. Need to repaint one set of vertical tails because of a paint issue.

Of course I still have to build two full F-14 cockpits, two sets of engine exhausts, glue two fuselages together, two sets of tires, detail all the landing gear, paint the missiles, and add about a million decals.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 13, 2024 12:04 AM (CpRK8)

351 what beer does Doug Emhoff's women drink?
Shiner.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 13, 2024 12:04 AM (gKWVE)

352 I don't think that show is even on PBS any more, is it? I thought it had moved to cable
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2024 11:59 PM (W5ArC)

I think episodes premiere on HBO and then are shown on PBS. I could be wrong, I haven't watched the show since they killed off Mr. Hooper.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 13, 2024 12:04 AM (K2HbW)

353 Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It!

Thank you.

But I am in the process of moving from the riverside estate to the classy, luxurious coastal double wide estate of Mar-a-Miklos.

Not worried, I tell Darleen they got a Waffle anywhere.

Posted by: Moderately concerned Miklos at November 13, 2024 12:04 AM (+w4kg)

354 351 what beer does Doug Emhoff's women drink?
Shiner.
Posted by: gKWVE at November 13, 2024 12:04 AM (gKWVE)

Good one.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 13, 2024 12:05 AM (K2HbW)

355 AOP, you still there? Got a possible cause for the "pull" on the Suburban. I'm positive the tire pressures got checked but maybe cross swap the front tires. If that was already done, try the rears.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at November 13, 2024 12:03 AM (hKoQL)

I tried a pair of completely different tires on the front. No joy. Then I did a diagonal rotation, going back to the four original tires. LH with RR, RF with LR. No joy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2024 12:06 AM (QELDt)

356 I'd bet that public funding for NPR/PBS will survive, like it always has, simply because it's such a small part of the budget. And like always, the GOP in Congress will have priorities it regards as more important.

NPR has had more narrow escapes than Flash Gordon.

Posted by: mnw at November 13, 2024 12:07 AM (NLIak)

357 AoP

Spitballing, is the steering wheel centered?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 13, 2024 12:08 AM (CpRK8)

358 AOP. "Pull" on the steering can also be related to drag, as in a sticky wheel bearing on any one of the four.

Usually, you'd HEAR a brake part dragging, but not always. Just takes the slightest touch of pad or shoe.

Just things on the more esoteric checklist, amigo.

Glad you're outta the hospital, Jim in CA!

Now, let's us BOTH stay outta there, right?

*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 13, 2024 12:08 AM (Xo+UM)

359 Well you have good whiskey so you got that goin for ya!
If I may ask. What brand whiskey did Grant drink ?

Flint? or??
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn

North or South, the same.


What I have right here.

Oddly, I stocked up for Election Victory, and felt little need to to drink much.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Posted by: Miklos knows sayings from Hungary at November 13, 2024 12:09 AM (+w4kg)

360 Just stumbled across this video. Might be of interest to you, MisHum:

https://youtu.be/AuL6rNjaCiI
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 12, 2024 11:33 PM (y6pd0)

Reposting this because I was kind of cryptic. It's video by a guy who refurbished an old Passe Par Tout mini tracked vehicle, and made it run again. Pretty cool. Turns out, the machine was built by a company in Edmonton, Alberta.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2024 12:09 AM (QELDt)

361 The planning and execution of that raid -- in only a matter of days -- was astonishing.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 13, 2024 12:09 AM (KAi1n)

362 Well Tensor did not label this one "sensitive content," amazing.

https://tinyurl.com/79kfpt6r

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 13, 2024 12:11 AM (CpRK8)

363 The Men Who Built America
2012 American miniseries docudrama - History Channel.
---

I was going to pay to watch it and had fat thumb difficulty so I fished around the video section and got all in the series.
I highly recommend it. I has a lot of information, is entertaining and pro-American. - > The only way to watch, it's in chronological order, is from Vanderbilt forward. Watch in sequence. Enjoy.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 13, 2024 12:11 AM (2RQO4)

364 AoP

Spitballing, is the steering wheel centered?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 13, 2024 12:08 AM (CpRK

Pretty much. As in, it would be, if I didn't have to dial in a tetch of left rudder to keep it on the straight and narrow.

It's quite driveable; it's just not as perfect as it should be.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2024 12:11 AM (QELDt)

365 341 > "But... Big Bird! You heartless Himmler clone!"

Last I looked, Big Bird and his buddies were raking in over a billion-with-a-b dollars in merch licensing fees every year.

They'll be fine.

I don't think that show is even on PBS any more, is it? I thought it had moved to cable
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2024 11:59 PM (W5ArC)

Big Bird was an inside joke of the homos and lesbos now know as BBC.
Also Sesame Street and Dr Suisse were a ploy to acclimate American kids at the time to seeing creatures other than the Dick and Jane characters in primary readers. This all happened after Brown vs Board of Ed decision, the creation of the Department of Ed by Jimmah Carter and the passing of Forced School Busing for segregation passes in part by Robert Kennedy Sr. skeletons/closet google it@@

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 13, 2024 12:12 AM (0uEnu)

366 Let me rephrase.

Was the front wheels centered when the steering wheel was installed?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 13, 2024 12:13 AM (CpRK8)

367 Glad you're outta the hospital, Jim in CA!

Now, let's us BOTH stay outta there, right?

*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

*stars buying another Road Trip Car*

Posted by: Miklos like road Trips, and musics at November 13, 2024 12:13 AM (+w4kg)

368 All the right people hate Trump’s picks.
The cucks of The Bulwark are in tears.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 13, 2024 12:13 AM (dBM34)

369 AOP. Did you fill the radiator with Right Faucet Water or Left Faucet Water?

Important also to fill the left n' right tires with their correct air on each side, too.

Might explain the list to Starboard?




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 13, 2024 12:15 AM (Xo+UM)

370 What brand of beer does Sisyphus drink?
Rolling Rock.
Posted by: tankdemon


It goes down easy.

Posted by: mikeski at November 13, 2024 12:15 AM (DgGvY)

371 368 All the right people hate Trump’s picks.
The cucks of The Bulwark are in tears.
Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 13, 2024 12:13 AM (dBM34)


There's good and tasty salt to be mined at Unz and /pol/, too.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 13, 2024 12:15 AM (gKWVE)

372 Hey that four-year cruise around the globe needs a media outfit, I suggest the Bulwark.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 13, 2024 12:15 AM (CpRK8)

373 Elon, Vivek, DOGE--yeah, my dick might get harder with Gabbie Carter in da house, but that's about the only thing. Tear. It. All. Down.

Posted by: Genboy at November 13, 2024 12:15 AM (b7emu)

374 I’ve discovered the bulwark podcast. And I’m fascinated.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 13, 2024 12:17 AM (dBM34)

375 Twitter seems to be down. Anyone else?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 13, 2024 12:18 AM (IG4Id)

376 Here is the problem:
What rock ribbed constitution loving conservative wants to be the head of NPR?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 13, 2024 12:18 AM (MeG8a)

377 Evening, Jim SND.

Posted by: scampydog at November 13, 2024 12:18 AM (41CYW)

378 wait... JPL is laying people off?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 13, 2024 12:19 AM (CpRK8)

379 A rock ribbed conservative would become head of npr and then shut it down.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 13, 2024 12:20 AM (dBM34)

380 Let me rephrase.

Was the front wheels centered when the steering wheel was installed?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 13, 2024 12:13 AM (CpRK

Pretty sure of that, Anna. The crucial thing is to have the steering box centered in its range of travel when the wheels are pointed straight ahead. Because a steering box normally has a "high spot" on the internal gears, right in the middle of travel, where the clearance between the gears is at a minimum. Should the steering box be installed such that straight ahead is off the high spot, a pull can result. When I do the steering box swap, I will be sure to make that right!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2024 12:20 AM (QELDt)

381
What I have right here.

Oddly, I stocked up for Election Victory, and felt little need to to drink much.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Posted by: Miklos knows sayings from Hungary at November 13, 2024 12:09 AM (+w4kg)

Flint Whiskey is a brand from the 1880's I saw on TV. Anyway best to soak in this awesome starburst stone cold sober sometimes...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 13, 2024 12:21 AM (0uEnu)

382 President Prabowo of Indonesia is in the US, he called Trump and said, "Wherever you are, I'm willing to fly to congratulate you personally, sir."
"We'll do that, anytime you want," Trump replied.
per Reuters

Posted by: Braenyard at November 13, 2024 12:22 AM (2RQO4)

383 31: Here's your challenge. Work "life on Mars" and "boobs" into the same discussion.

Edgar Rice Burroughs - the John Carter of Mars books w/ the Frazetta covers. Mars and boobs! Deja Thoris!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at November 13, 2024 12:23 AM (u7pQw)

384 Left is saying the Musk appointment is a demotion. lol.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald at November 13, 2024 12:23 AM (dBM34)

385 379 A rock ribbed conservative would become head of npr and then shut it down.


-Michael Steele has entered the chat


Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 13, 2024 12:24 AM (0uEnu)

386 Left is saying the Musk appointment is a demotion. lol.

Posted by: It is Go Time Donald
----------
Their notion of status always brings a laugh.

Posted by: scampydog at November 13, 2024 12:25 AM (41CYW)

387 Deja Thoris!
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at November 13, 2024 12:23 AM (u7pQw)

Viva Thorax!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2024 12:26 AM (QELDt)

388 376

I don't give a ratz adz about the continued existence of NPR. One of the least significant midgets in the legacy media panoply.

All I DO care about is pulling NPR's taxpayer funding. THAT is indefensible-- it's as if we were being asked to fund The Atlantic or MSNBC.

Posted by: mnw at November 13, 2024 12:26 AM (NLIak)

389 376 Here is the problem:
What rock ribbed constitution loving conservative wants to be the head of NPR?

Ooo Ooo Me I do I do

-Linny Graham

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 13, 2024 12:26 AM (0uEnu)

390 Lindsay Graham - Director of the National Suppository Reserve.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 13, 2024 12:30 AM (CpRK8)

391 The taxpayer funding for NPR was originally justified as an attempt to bring more diversity of opinion to the media!

Posted by: mnw at November 13, 2024 12:32 AM (NLIak)

392 Lindsay Graham - Director of the National Suppository Reserve.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 13, 2024 12:30 AM (CpRK

Exhibit A for TJM's proposal to appoint shitty GOPe Senators to do-nothing cabinet jobs, and then fire them for not doing the job properly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2024 12:32 AM (QELDt)

393 @364

Been picking at it, I see. Try a diagonal measurement from left front to right rear on the frame & vice versa, ensure the variance is 1/8th or less. Then do a ride height check and look for variance of more than 1/4 inch--this is nit picking, but your thoroughness indicates the answer will be found inside a very small tolerance within this specific vehicle. Last thing, is make sure you don't have a brake issue (lazy caliper, sticky caliper slide, hose, etc).

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at November 13, 2024 12:32 AM (hKoQL)

394 Imagine Alex Jones hosting NPR
He needs a gig right about now...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 13, 2024 12:33 AM (MeG8a)

395 The taxpayer funding for NPR was originally justified as an attempt to bring more diversity of opinion to the media!
Posted by: mnw at November 13, 2024 12:32 AM (NLIak)

Break NPR into two divisions: one for music and entertainment, and make that one rigorously non-political; and one for news and public affairs type programming, and make that explicitly the voice of the Administration.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2024 12:36 AM (QELDt)

396 Imagine Alex Jones hosting NPR
He needs a gig right about now...
Posted by: gourmand du jour

This is the best idea

Posted by: Miklos thinks this need to be more than broken at November 13, 2024 12:37 AM (+w4kg)

397 Break NPR into two divisions: one for music and entertainment, and make that one rigorously non-political; and one for news and public affairs type programming, and make that explicitly the voice of the Administration.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

No

Content should be only from KRVS

Mainly Cajun

Posted by: Le Mikleuse, roulez-ing Le Bon Temps at November 13, 2024 12:41 AM (+w4kg)

398 Been picking at it, I see. Try a diagonal measurement from left front to right rear on the frame & vice versa, ensure the variance is 1/8th or less. Then do a ride height check and look for variance of more than 1/4 inch--this is nit picking, but your thoroughness indicates the answer will be found inside a very small tolerance within this specific vehicle. Last thing, is make sure you don't have a brake issue (lazy caliper, sticky caliper slide, hose, etc).
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at November 13, 2024 12:32 AM (hKoQL)

All good thoughts. The alignment shop did a 4-wheel alignment, and the thrust angle, which is defined as the angle between the perpendicular of the rear axle and the center axis of the frame, is only 0.17 degree. That's probably not enough to account for the pull. And if it were the cause, I should be seeing torque steer, with the observed pull being sensitive to the throttle. Not so. I had the front brakes off it last month to change the ABS sensors, and noticed no issue with dragging. And rear brakes apart to change axle seals.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2024 12:42 AM (QELDt)

399 Well the steering on this one damned Suburban has been very reluctant to become fixed. On pavement or on gravel, the wheel, if I let go, drifts to the right, and the more it drifts, the faster it drifts. Seems independent of how the wheel alignment is set. It's not tires.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

- - - - - -

Nope, not tires. You got gremlins...

Posted by: As not seen on TV at November 13, 2024 12:42 AM (8MHCh)

400 Nope, not tires. You got gremlins...
Posted by: As not seen on TV at November 13, 2024 12:42 AM (8MHCh)

As good an explanation as any...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2024 12:43 AM (QELDt)

401 some competent guitar work
youtu.be/YjiQoRK51-M

Posted by: gKWVE at November 13, 2024 12:45 AM (gKWVE)

402 Break NPR into two divisions: one for music and entertainment, and make that one rigorously non-political; and one for news and public affairs type programming, and make that explicitly the voice of the Administration.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2024 12:36 AM (QELDt)
-

Just asphyxiate it.

VOA.

All of them.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 13, 2024 12:45 AM (G54uX)

403 Nope, not tires. You got gremlins...
Posted by: As not seen on TV at November 13, 2024 12:42 AM (8MHCh)


Who in their right mind would by a Gremlin?

Posted by: RickZ at November 13, 2024 12:46 AM (gKDq2)

404 In this day of "everyone has a podcast" for really very little production costs, no one really needs and NPR.
It is the democratization of the broadcast media.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 13, 2024 12:50 AM (MeG8a)

405 VOA.

All of them.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole

Now I know what job I want.

Run it and than shut it.

Posted by: Miklos, formerly of That Part od the Word at November 13, 2024 12:50 AM (+w4kg)

406 Who in their right mind would by a Gremlin?
Posted by: RickZ at November 13, 2024 12:46 AM (gKDq2)

The Gremlin was a solid little car, basically a sawed-off AMC Hornet. I don't remember them being a bad car, just quirky styling.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2024 12:51 AM (QELDt)

407 Who in their right mind would by a Gremlin?
Posted by: RickZ
--------------
I thought I upgraded.

Posted by: Vega at November 13, 2024 12:52 AM (41CYW)

408 Who in their right mind would by a Gremlin?
Posted by: RickZ

On a trade-in for an AMC/Renault Alliance?

Posted by: Miklos, thinking this is a hard one at November 13, 2024 12:52 AM (+w4kg)

409
Thank you.

But I am in the process of moving from the riverside estate to the classy, luxurious coastal double wide estate of Mar-a-Miklos.

Not worried, I tell Darleen they got a Waffle anywhere.
Posted by: Moderately concerned Miklos at November 13, 2024 12:04 AM (+w4kg)

Ah Ha I am at Jersey Shore actually Jersey Pines . Home of the Jersey Devil. Not much fall foliage pines are evergreens.....

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 13, 2024 12:52 AM (0uEnu)

410 On a trade-in for an AMC/Renault Alliance?
Posted by: Miklos, thinking this is a hard one at November 13, 2024 12:52 AM (+w4kg)

The Appliance was truly a bad car.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2024 12:54 AM (QELDt)

411 Who in their right mind would by a Gremlin?
Posted by: RickZ


ugh, I just made my last payment.

Posted by: moleman at November 13, 2024 12:55 AM (gKWVE)

412 Trump should troll the left by announcing on his first day in office that he's going to implement the ideas most fervently suggested by the Democrats, then roll a video of everyone who said Kamala should expand and pack SCOTUS, end the fillibuster, etc.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 13, 2024 12:55 AM (Vvh2V)

413 394 Imagine Alex Jones hosting NPR
He needs a gig right about now...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 13, 2024 12:33 AM (MeG8a)

And MSLSD talking heads serving coffee and cleaning toilets at RAV....

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 13, 2024 12:56 AM (0uEnu)

414 I apoligize fur ant typos or misppekinges.

The Election Night bar calls, because unused.



Posted by: Miklos, editor emeritus at November 13, 2024 12:56 AM (+w4kg)

415 some competent guitar work
youtu.be/YjiQoRK51-M
Posted by: gKWVE


Nice! I like retrowave/synthwave music.

Starcadian, just because:

https://youtu.be/4rmBZOAyKAk
https://youtu.be/7-KlLriSLRs

Posted by: 1980s mikeski at November 13, 2024 12:57 AM (DgGvY)

416 Who in their right mind would by a Gremlin?
Posted by: RickZ

The Pacer was American Motors slap in the face to American consumers to wake up because change is coming.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 13, 2024 01:00 AM (0uEnu)

417 The Appliance was truly a bad car.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

*weeps, silently, in the creeping cold*

Posted by: the Wretched Panhard at November 13, 2024 01:00 AM (+w4kg)

418 Who in their right mind would by a Gremlin?
Posted by: RickZ at November 13, 2024 12:46 AM (gKDq2)

Several years ago there was a TV series about ordinary people would suddenly become superheroes. One of the characters was an impoverished single mother, and she needed to have a old junker of a car to show how poor she was.
Now, you can't risk offending potential car advertisers by showing one of their old models as a piece of crap. So they put her in a Gremlin.
I was willing to suspend my disbelief about superheroes, but the idea that a single mother could keep a 30 year old Gremlin running was going just a bit too far.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 13, 2024 01:02 AM (7eVFM)

419 Suggestion dep't request. A month ago or so that a smartass sent me a Kamala bobblehead. Have not solved the riddle of which smartass mailed it. Its sitting on top of the fridge, staring at me.....mocking in disheveled sentences. It needs a new home.

Posted by: Vega at November 13, 2024 01:03 AM (41CYW)

420
Good evening, all. Have we heard from Teresa since she got her medi-port?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 13, 2024 01:03 AM (lCaJd)

421 Republican Senators huddled for over two hours Tuesday night for a family meeting over who will take the reins from Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY).

The candidate forum was organized by Sen. Mike Lee (R-UT) to allow all three candidates for Republican Leader to answer questions from their colleagues

Sen. Lee's associates Cletus and Beauregard could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 13, 2024 01:07 AM (0uEnu)

422 WIKI: Pete Hegseth
In 2004 his unit was called to Guantanamo Bay Naval Base, where he served as an Infantry platoon leader with the Minnesota Army National Guard. His unit was under the operational control of the 3rd Battalion, 187th Infantry Regiment 101st Airborne Division. He was awarded the Army Commendation Medal. Shortly after returning from Cuba, Hegseth volunteered to serve in Baghdad and Samarra, where he held the position of infantry platoon leader and, later in Samarra, as Civil–Military Operations Officer. During his time in Iraq, he was awarded the Bronze Star Medal, Combat Infantryman Badge, and a second Army Commendation Medal

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2024 01:07 AM (ynpvh)

423 Good evening, all. Have we heard from Teresa since she got her medi-port?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Teresa stopped by in the "Is This Something" Thread earlier today:

Out of biopsy procedure, Mediport installed. My liver area hurts, 'cuz they pushed on the ribs a lot. But everything is fine for now. Will be getting biopsy results later in the week. Thank you for all of the prayers 😊♥️🦎

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at November 12, 2024 05:21 PM (fV+di)

Posted by: mikeski at November 13, 2024 01:08 AM (DgGvY)

424 I was willing to suspend my disbelief about superheroes, but the idea that a single mother could keep a 30 year old Gremlin running was going just a bit too far.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 13, 2024 01:02 AM (7eVFM)

Well, mechanically, they are about as complicated as a hammer. Inline six, a Torqueflyte automatic bought in from Chrysler corp, very basic brakes and suspension. All simple and rugged parts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2024 01:08 AM (QELDt)

425 My favorite dumpster diving scrapper put a new video up tonight. While making his rounds, he came across a dumpster packed with unused Harris yard signs.
There wasn't any metal on them, so he left them there with no comment.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 13, 2024 01:08 AM (7eVFM)

426 Pete Heseth (cont)
He returned to active duty in 2012 as a captain. He deployed to Afghanistan with the Minnesota Army National Guard and acted as a senior counterinsurgency instructor at the Counterinsurgency Training Center in Kabul

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2024 01:09 AM (ynpvh)

427 There were a few houses with Harris signs, along my usual drive into town.

Noticed that those signs had disappeared the day *before* election day. Huh. Weird.

Posted by: JQ at November 13, 2024 01:12 AM (njWTi)

428 He returned to active duty in 2012 as a captain. He deployed to Afghanistan with the Minnesota Army National Guard and acted as a senior counterinsurgency instructor at the Counterinsurgency Training Center in Kabul
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2024 01:09 AM (ynpvh)

And then he took a boat trip up the river on a classified mission. When he came back with the survivors, they made him a major.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 13, 2024 01:12 AM (7eVFM)

429 419 Suggestion dep't request. A month ago or so that a smartass sent me a Kamala bobblehead. Have not solved the riddle of which smartass mailed it. Its sitting on top of the fridge, staring at me.....mocking in disheveled sentences. It needs a new home.
Posted by: Vega at November 13, 2024 01:03 AM (41CYW)

Kamala bobblehead recycling is both hazardous and expensive when conforming to EPA guidelines. In an effort to reduce the effort I find a pink haired loud mouth and stick them where angles fear to tread....

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 13, 2024 01:12 AM (0uEnu)

430 Trump's appointment announcements should bolster conservatives for Scott's resolve and scare the Thunites into submission.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 13, 2024 01:14 AM (2RQO4)

431 My favorite dumpster diving scrapper put a new video up tonight. While making his rounds, he came across a dumpster packed with unused Harris yard signs.
There wasn't any metal on them, so he left them there with no comment.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 13, 2024 01:08 AM (7eVFM)

That Coroplast material typically used to make election signs is pretty pricey stuff these days. If I came across a large quantity of unused signs, I would snag them. Possible uses? Sheath the inside walls of a garden shed. Cut them into throw-away mixing boards for autobody filler. Use staples and hot glue to form them into bin boxes for small-parts storage (I have done this.).

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2024 01:14 AM (QELDt)

432 429 419 Suggestion dep't request. A month ago or so that a smartass sent me a Kamala bobblehead. Have not solved the riddle of which smartass mailed it. Its sitting on top of the fridge, staring at me.....mocking in disheveled sentences. It needs a new home.
Posted by: Vega at November 13, 2024 01:03 AM (41CYW)

Kamala bobblehead recycling is both hazardous and expensive when conforming to EPA guidelines. In an effort to reduce the effort I find a pink haired loud mouth and stick them where angles fear to tread....
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 13, 2024 01:12 AM (0uEnu)

A real Kumala bobblehead would vacillate forwards and backwards, not up & down...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2024 01:15 AM (ynpvh)

433
Kai Trump is calling Elon "Uncle Elon", now apparently. He's camped out down there with Trump. Space Uncle, you might say.

He has ideas. Lots of them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 13, 2024 01:16 AM (w6EFb)

434 A real Kumala bobblehead would vacillate forwards and backwards, not up & down...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2024 01:15 AM (ynpvh)

Combine the Kamala bobblehead with one of those drinking bird toys, and have it "drink" out of a dick-shaped mug.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2024 01:17 AM (QELDt)

435 As me British Mum would say. Ello Luv!

One of the World’s Richest Men is Moving to America After Trump’s Landslide Victory

With Donald Trump’s return to the Oval Office just over two months away, America is once again open for business.

Anthony Pratt, an Australian businessman whose company Pratt Industries is worth an estimated $35 billion USD, confirmed that he had been granted permanent residency in the United States.

“Over the past 30 years we have invested to build 70 factories in America, creating 12,000 well-paying American manufacturing jobs,” he wrote on LinkedIn.

“I will remain Chairman of Visy Australia, and will be returning to Australia on a regular basis,” he continued.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 13, 2024 01:18 AM (0uEnu)

436 428 He returned to active duty in 2012 as a captain. He deployed to Afghanistan with the Minnesota Army National Guard and acted as a senior counterinsurgency instructor at the Counterinsurgency Training Center in Kabul
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2024 01:09 AM (ynpvh)

And then he took a boat trip up the river on a classified mission. When he came back with the survivors, they made him a major.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 13, 2024 01:12 AM (7eVFM)

Which shows Pow-Wow Fauxcahontas is such a liar. Wonder how close to defamation her statement was.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2024 01:18 AM (ynpvh)

437 Suggestion dep't request. A month ago or so that a smartass sent me a Kamala bobblehead. Have not solved the riddle of which smartass mailed it. Its sitting on top of the fridge, staring at me.....mocking in disheveled sentences. It needs a new home.
-------

I recommend the "Mr. Bill" treatment:

Run over it with a truck?
Bake it in the oven?
Drop it from the roof?
Whatever you do... Make a video!

Posted by: JQ at November 13, 2024 01:18 AM (njWTi)

438 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at November 12, 2024 05:21 PM (fV+di)
Posted by: mikeski

Alliance of Miklosians for Teresa!

Posted by: Miklos does prayers at November 13, 2024 01:20 AM (+w4kg)

439 433
Kai Trump is calling Elon "Uncle Elon", now apparently. He's camped out down there with Trump. Space Uncle, you might say.

He has ideas. Lots of them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 13, 2024 01:16 AM (w6EFb)

- Don Jr has entered the chat

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 13, 2024 01:20 AM (0uEnu)

440 I recommend the "Mr. Bill" treatment:


OH NOOOOO

Posted by: Miklos so recalls at November 13, 2024 01:21 AM (+w4kg)

441 437 Suggestion dep't request. A month ago or so that a smartass sent me a Kamala bobblehead. Have not solved the riddle of which smartass mailed it. Its sitting on top of the fridge, staring at me.....mocking in disheveled sentences. It needs a new home.
-------

I recommend the "Mr. Bill" treatment:

Run over it with a truck?
Bake it in the oven?
Drop it from the roof?
Whatever you do... Make a video!
Posted by: JQ at November 13, 2024 01:18 AM (njWTi)

Alter it so her head goes forward & backward. Place the head near the crotch of some other toy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2024 01:21 AM (ynpvh)

442
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at November 12, 2024 05:21 PM (fV+di)
Posted by: mikeski

====================

Thanks, mikeski!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 13, 2024 01:23 AM (lCaJd)

443 He has ideas. Lots of them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

We should talk

Posted by: Elon Miklos is fishing for an invite to eat small birds at November 13, 2024 01:23 AM (+w4kg)

444 Woah. It's like old times. Thank you MH for all that and everything!

Posted by: NC Ref at November 13, 2024 01:26 AM (jCS2/)

445 >> Elon Miklos is fishing for an invite to eat small birds

Lady of the house has been informed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 13, 2024 01:26 AM (w6EFb)

446 He has ideas. Lots of them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

We should talk

Posted by: Elon Miklos is fishing for an invite to eat small birds at November 13, 2024 01:23 AM (+w4kg)

Just let us know when you're coming and I'll start defrosting the quail, hon!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 13, 2024 01:27 AM (w6EFb)

447 --Hey, Mr. Bill! Have you ever been to a shooting range?

-No, Mr. Hand. What's it like?

--Well, first you sit up here. Like this. Yeah. Just sit there...

*BANG!*

-Oh noooooo!

Posted by: JQ at November 13, 2024 01:28 AM (njWTi)

448 Well, 2330 here. Time for me to hit the sack. Road trip tomorrow to Edmonton to visit a friend in hospital who fell and broke both knees. She is 88 years old and very feisty. I expect she will soon be back in fine shit-kicking form.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 13, 2024 01:30 AM (QELDt)

449 G'night, AOP

Posted by: JQ at November 13, 2024 01:30 AM (njWTi)

450 Certain quail should be called Victory Chickens, and basted in the sweet, sweet tears of the enemies.

Posted by: Miklos gives nercy as he is given at November 13, 2024 01:30 AM (+w4kg)

451 I just watched the Gentlemen. Pretty good fare.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 13, 2024 01:30 AM (ZLWsP)

452 I don't have any enemy tears 'round these parts...

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 13, 2024 01:35 AM (w6EFb)

453 Just let us know when you're coming and I'll start defrosting the quail, hon!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

She called me "hon"

You have much Southern, Grasshopper

Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Saluda at November 13, 2024 01:36 AM (+w4kg)

454 Wouldn't really small birds have really small bones to deal with?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 13, 2024 01:38 AM (ZLWsP)

455 454 Wouldn't really small birds have really small bones to deal with?
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 13, 2024 01:38 AM (ZLWsP)

Not a problem--Frenchman eating Ortolan

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2024 01:39 AM (ynpvh)

456 I'm done. After this med I can sleep until 6am. Night all.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 13, 2024 01:41 AM (ynpvh)

457 Some good bobblehead ideas. I'm still plotting my mad scientist plan, but now have more ideas. G'night, Horde.

Posted by: scampydog at November 13, 2024 01:41 AM (41CYW)

458 Well the steering on this one damned Suburban has been very reluctant to become fixed. On pavement or on gravel, the wheel, if I let go, drifts to the right, and the more it drifts, the faster it drifts. Seems independent of how the wheel alignment is set. It's not tires.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

- - - - - -

Check the shocks. One might be going bad (but not yet noticably visible...)

Posted by: As not seen on TV at November 13, 2024 01:41 AM (8MHCh)

459 Wouldn't really small birds have really small bones to deal with?
Posted by: Boss Moss

Not a problem--Frenchman eating Ortolan
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Is there anything the Horde doesn't know about?

Posted by: mikeski at November 13, 2024 01:41 AM (DgGvY)

460 Suggestion dep't request. A month ago or so that a smartass sent me a Kamala bobblehead.
-----

*recollects the Obama Chia pet*
Pic:
http://tiny.cc/ct2vzz

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 13, 2024 01:42 AM (XeU6L)

461 Always thought the Gremlin looked like someone tried to cut it in two on the assembly line, and most of it escaped.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at November 13, 2024 01:43 AM (hKoQL)

462 *recollects the Obama Chia pet*
Pic:
http://tiny.cc/ct2vzz
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Pretty sure that's rayciss.

And also hilarious.

And kind of sad.

Posted by: mikeski at November 13, 2024 01:44 AM (DgGvY)

463 Pretty sure that's rayciss.

And also hilarious.

And kind of sad.
Posted by: mikeski
-----

It grows on you.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 13, 2024 01:45 AM (XeU6L)

464 Break NPR into two divisions: one for music and entertainment, and make that one rigorously non-political;
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Diamanda Galas, 24/7

Posted by: SFGoth at November 13, 2024 01:48 AM (KAi1n)

465 Good times winning the election the Lord is in the house!!!
I donated 30 bucks to my fav tv preacher two weeks ago.

I sold a deck remodel today for 11.3k

I believe .
Praise God

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 13, 2024 01:50 AM (0uEnu)

466 I bought that Chia pet for my neighbor on his birthday a few years back, amazed that I found it in my local Walgreen's.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 13, 2024 01:52 AM (Sgq8y)

467 I would call the Duchess right now for Friendship and Solidarity AND Permission, but no phone has number.

Posted by: Stupid Miklos at November 13, 2024 01:52 AM (+w4kg)

468 As usual lately, lurking on and off while watching videos. I don't keep track of all the crosstalk. Something about using microwaved Kamala bobbleheads to smooth out the steering on the Suburban?

We just watched the pilot for Farscape. Amazing how much they packed into that first episode. Worst part is, now we have to watch the rest of them.

Here's something lively. I put captions on with auto-translation to English. It didn't help much, but added some amusement.
https://youtu.be/s7dh25MHqKk

God bless the mighty 'Ettes and Morons. As Salty says, smile and be happy...

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - frell! at November 13, 2024 01:57 AM (IkOcx)

469 Good night, all, I have myself a day tomorrow.

Farmer, If you are just lurking, I am sorry for what you are going through right now. I shall attempt to send you an email tomorrow.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 13, 2024 02:19 AM (Sgq8y)

470 Vowels for sale!
NPR origins
LBJ aka El BJ Great Society https://tinyurl.com/3a5ds3m9
After the assassination/death of our beloved JFK and before social media when news casters were actually considered American and honest our guard was well down and many laws were passed by Democrats that changed the course of society toward communism. FYI the term Progressive means progressing toward communism.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 13, 2024 02:21 AM (0uEnu)

471 Hour to go, just checking phone power

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2024 02:28 AM (fwDg9)

472 In a significant move that has stirred both support and controversy, the Los Angeles Times (LAT) owner, Patrick Soon-Shiong, announced the firing of the entire editorial board and the creation of a new one.

Posted by: 13times at November 13, 2024 02:48 AM (91Nxr)

473 Lovin' the chaos! All the right people are p.o.'d since last tuesday...

youtube.com/watch?v=6913KnbMpHM

Posted by: JQ at November 13, 2024 02:55 AM (njWTi)

474 Suggestion dep't request. A month ago or so that a smartass sent me a Kamala bobblehead. Have not solved the riddle of which smartass mailed it. Its sitting on top of the fridge, staring at me.....mocking in disheveled sentences. It needs a new home.
Posted by: Vega at November 13, 2024 01:03 AM (41CYW)

Kamala bobblehead recycling is both hazardous and expensive when conforming to EPA guidelines. In an effort to reduce the effort I find a pink haired loud mouth and stick them where angles fear to tread....
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 13, 2024 01:12 AM (0uEnu)

Send it to a troublesome Senator or Representative as a reminder that they, too, can lose an election!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 13, 2024 03:23 AM (VNX3d)

475
Cernovich
@Cernovich
I have my own concerns with some appointments but none of them are as bad as Pete Hegseth is good. You have to be more optimistic. Losing attitude isn’t what delivered the election.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 13, 2024 03:31 AM (TGPs7)

476 472 In a significant move that has stirred both support and controversy, the Los Angeles Times (LAT) owner, Patrick Soon-Shiong, announced the firing of the entire editorial board and the creation of a new one.
Posted by: 13times


Awwww, the commies are losing their stranglehold on all major media outlets, little by little. I am so sad for them.

Posted by: zombie at November 13, 2024 03:35 AM (pMi6S)

477 Good morning! Where's the coffee?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 13, 2024 03:40 AM (3Ope8)

478 I saw a flurry of announcements from PDTS regarding appointments and noticed that Tulsi was not among them. Seems like most of the big campaign folks have been accounted for except her. I'd like to see her running the VA.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 13, 2024 03:42 AM (3Ope8)

479 Re: Alina Habba...


Cassandra MacDonald
@CassandraRules
I know everyone likes her for whatever reason... but I would bet money that this woman will write a tell all book about how bad trump is for a seat on The View in four years.

She has "push my mom in front of a bus for a TMZ headline" vibes.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 13, 2024 03:45 AM (TGPs7)

480 ichael Tracey
@mtracey

Congratulations to Elon and Vivek on their appointment to a clearly fake position

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 13, 2024 03:50 AM (TGPs7)

481 Mister Ghost I could see that happening

Posted by: Skip at November 13, 2024 03:54 AM (fwDg9)

482
Michael Tracey
@mtracey
Pete Hegseth, Trump’s new pick for Defense Secretary, says if you open up your Bible you will find that God granted Abraham the land of Israel, and this should apparently inform our understanding of the modern Israel-Palestine conflict

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 13, 2024 03:54 AM (TGPs7)

483 Morning, insomaniacals! We're almost to the midpoint of the long dusty trail that culminates in the weekend.

'Tis 76 F. (gah!) and viciously humid here. No rain now, though we do expect some storms today, then "cooler" (read: "less hot") conditions tonight and tomorrow. I'm considering waiting until tomorrow a.m. for my workout. Slacking, I know, but there you are.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 13, 2024 03:54 AM (omVj0)

484 Suggestion dep't request. A month ago or so that a smartass sent me a Kamala bobblehead. Have not solved the riddle of which smartass mailed it. Its sitting on top of the fridge, staring at me.....mocking in disheveled sentences. It needs a new home.
Posted by: Vega at November 13, 2024


***
Lighter fluid. Match. Outdoor venue with less flammable materials. I leave the assembly method as an exercise for the student.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 13, 2024 03:56 AM (omVj0)

485 There are folks out there unhappy with the Hegseth pick...

MrTw/Gold
@GoldMrtw
What a first class moron- is this really your pick .
@realDonaldTrump
you ain’t learned shit from your Presidency- yes he is smarter than the blow hard Hannity but that’s a tight fight- if this was your pick I would have voted for Joe or Kamala in heartbeat

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 13, 2024 03:58 AM (TGPs7)

486 Humpday.

Mornin' Horde.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 13, 2024 03:58 AM (O7YUW)

487 And I have the lovely prospect of an hour's Zoom meeting with financial managers to sit through this p.m. I don't have to participate, I really think they'll be discussing stuff way over my pay grade, but my boss wants me to see if there's anything our office needs to be concerned with. Well, I can mute my mike, turn off my picture, and read here while I listen.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 13, 2024 04:00 AM (omVj0)

488 Some angry anti-Hegseth types for sure...

Jeremy Rothe-Kushel 🇺🇸✡️ 🍉
@jeremywrk
Pete Hegseth, Trump’s pick for Secretary of Defense, is apparently a 3rd Temple nut.

No wonder not only the Ben Shapiro’s, but the Alexander Dugin’s, have been ecstatic.

Here is Hegseth in 2018, at the King David Hotel (site of the birth of the modern post-WW2 age of terror bombings), telling his Israeli constituency to “buy a lottery ticket” for a “miracle” of rebuilding the Third Temple under “true believers” Trump-Pence-Haley, and do what they need to do on the ground in Jerusalem to make it happen.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 13, 2024 04:00 AM (TGPs7)

489 .
NOOD

Pixy's here with the Tech Thread

NOOD

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 13, 2024 04:01 AM (O7YUW)

490 Noodus pixyana

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 13, 2024 04:05 AM (omVj0)

491 Kim Iversen 🇺🇸
@KimIversenShow
Trump giving actual powerful cabinet positions to Israel first neocons and giving advisor positions with no power or budgets to people who will simply appease the base.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 13, 2024 04:05 AM (TGPs7)

492 I'm ded

https://tinyurl.com/5mp5zjm9

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493 You'll get nothing and you'll like it.

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