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FEMA OFFICIAL ORDERED EMERGENCY WORKERS TO AVOID HURRICANE-DAMAGED HOMES WITH TRUMP SIGNS
UPDATE: DeSANTIS NOW INVESTIGATING

FEMA admits this happened.

They claim they took "extreme actions" in response.

horrifiedefma.jpg

Any guesses on what the "extreme actions" were? You have until the end of this post to put in your answers.

A federal disaster relief official ordered workers to bypass the homes of Donald Trump's supporters as they surveyed damage caused by Hurricane Milton in Florida, according to internal correspondence obtained by The Daily Wire and confirmed by multiple federal employees.

A FEMA supervisor told workers in a message to "avoid homes advertising Trump" as they canvassed Lake Placid, Florida to identify residents who could qualify for federal aid, internal messages viewed by The Daily Wire reveal. The supervisor, Marn'i Washington, relayed this message both verbally and in a group chat used by the relief team, multiple government employees told The Daily Wire.

The government employees told The Daily Wire that at least 20 homes with Trump signs or flags were skipped from the end of October and into November due to the guidance, meaning they were not given the opportunity to qualify for FEMA assistance. Images shared with The Daily Wire show that houses were skipped over by the workers, who wrote in the government system messages such as: "Trump sign no entry per leadership."

It is unclear whether the same guidance was issued elsewhere in the country. The employees were part of a Department of Homeland Security surge capacity force team, meaning they volunteered from other DHS agencies to help an understaffed FEMA as it dealt with a second major hurricane in a span of just a few weeks.


"I know they're short-staffed, I thought we could go help and make a difference," one of the employees said. "When we got there we were told to discriminate against people. It's almost unbelievable to think that somebody in the federal government would think that's okay."

The employee said it felt wrong to discriminate against Trump supporters when they were at their "most vulnerable."

"I volunteered to help disaster victims, not discriminate against them," the employee said. "It didn't matter if people were black, white, Hispanic, for Trump, for Harris. Everyone deserves the same amount of help."

The guidance came as the Biden administration was criticized over its sluggish response to Hurricane Helene in rural areas across the country. In Roan Mountain, Tennessee, for example, locals told The Daily Wire it took nearly two weeks for FEMA to show up. The town is located in Carter County, which voted 81% for Trump on Tuesday.

The FEMA agents ordered not to help houses with Trump signs were operating in Highlands County, a deep-red area located in south central Florida that backed Trump by 70% on Tuesday. It was hit with tornadoes, torrential wind and rain, and flooding when Milton hit in October.

In the chat, Washington said that it would be "best practice" to "avoid homes advertising Trump," according to photos of the messages viewed by The Daily Wire. No explanation was given for this guidance, which included other recommendations like telling the workers to "practice de-escalation and preventative measures," and to "avoid high salt diets and coffee."

avoidtrumphomes.jpg


Photos from the system used by federal relief workers to track what homes they visit showed that relief workers followed Washington's guidance. Several addresses were marked "not able to access property" with listed explanations such as: "Trump sign no entry per leadership," "Per leadership no stop Trump flag," "Trump sign," and "Trump sign, no contact per leadership."

Here's the "extreme actions" FEMA took to discipline this degenerate bitch:

The employees say that Washington has not been punished for the guidance, but has been shifted to another county in Florida.


If there is any evidence that anyone died due to this racist's actions, charge this bitch with Murder.

Update: I know Trump will investigate this after he's sworn in, but let's start the investigation now.

on DeSantis
@GovRonDeSantis

The blatant weaponization of government by partisan activists in the federal bureaucracy is yet another reason why the Biden-Harris administration is in its final days.

At my direction, the Division of Emergency Management is launching an investigation into the federal government's targeted discrimination of Floridians who support Donald Trump.

New leadership is on the way in DC, and I'm optimistic that these partisan bureaucrats will be fired.

Something for Congress: Examine the hiring process that led to this hire. We can guess that this person's social media must be loaded with extremist messaging -- the kind of messaging that would get any right-leaning person not only barred from federal appointment, but put on DHS's watch list.

How did this pyrsyn get a federal job? Who hired her? Who recommended her? Who interviewed her?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:42 PM




Comments

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1 This is fvcked up on many levels.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 08, 2024 06:44 PM (QNSds)

2 Defund and Disband FEMA

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 08, 2024 06:44 PM (3wi/L)

3 Not even surprised, I can picture exactly what she looks like.

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2024 06:45 PM (YbbtK)

4 Broken beer bottles up the butt.

THEN fire their bleeding asses.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2024 06:45 PM (1bNHn)

5 I'd say it's incredible, but it's really not.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 08, 2024 06:45 PM (OX9vb)

6 I called 'em.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 08, 2024 06:46 PM (O7YUW)

7 It's been a process but I used to think that our opponents were decent people who were just mistaken. Now I think they're pure evil.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 08, 2024 06:47 PM (L/fGl)

8 Everybody above secretary needs to be fired at DHS. And by "secretary" I mean "stenographer."

Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2024 06:47 PM (1bNHn)

9 The sad part is that it is not surprising. Just surprising they admitted it.

So would this be intentional neglectful homicide?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 08, 2024 06:47 PM (mfUOU)

10 Defund and Disband FEMA
Posted by: Dr. Claw

I want their trailers.

I can use those.

Posted by: El Cartel del Miklos at November 08, 2024 06:47 PM (khrpa)

11 "Bring a towel with you"

Somebody is a Hitchhiker's Guide fan.

Posted by: fd at November 08, 2024 06:47 PM (vFG9F)

12 Surprised the ahole was reassigned. Thought for sure they would get promoted as a final FU to the hurricane victims.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at November 08, 2024 06:47 PM (ojCLR)

13 I was close. I assumed the statement was turned into a suggestion, and nothing happened to anyone involved.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 08, 2024 06:48 PM (VNX3d)

14 Any guesses on what the "extreme actions" were? You have until the end of this post to put in your answers.
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Wet noodles are inhumane!

Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2024 06:48 PM (krQz2)

15 DeSantis needs to demand answers.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2024 06:48 PM (1bNHn)

16 So DEI really does mean DIE.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 08, 2024 06:48 PM (6ydKt)

17 *types* *deletes*

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 08, 2024 06:48 PM (mH6SG)

18 Now I think they're pure evil.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 08, 2024 06:47 PM (L/fGl)

They have dehumanized us to the point where they believe it is justified. The 2 min hate and struggle sessions are both to increase zeal and dehumanize the opposition.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 08, 2024 06:48 PM (mfUOU)

19 Willowed:

US Senate, Arizona - 80% reporting

Gallego - 49.7%
Lake - 48.3%

Approximately 780,000 votes, statewide, left to count.
Approximately 472,000 left to count in Maircopa County.

What are they using down there, abacuses?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 08, 2024 06:49 PM (6ydKt)

20 "Bring a towel with you"

fucking Hitchhiker's Guide fanbois?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at November 08, 2024 06:49 PM (Ad8y9)

21 If there is any evidence that anyone died due to this racist's actions, charge this bitch with Murder.

==

hear , hear

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2024 06:49 PM (V13WU)

22 Reassigned. Just like the IRS goons.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 08, 2024 06:49 PM (mfUOU)

23 I'm sure the FEMA supervisor's supervisor is based in Cincinnati.

Posted by: Lois Lerner at November 08, 2024 06:49 PM (a3Q+t)

24 Any guesses on what the "extreme actions" were? You have until the end of this post to put in your answers.
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Two weeks off and a pay raise??

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 06:49 PM (hovnC)

25 They were required to put together constructive skits on how this situation would be better handled.

Even though the "victims" were racist.

Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2024 06:49 PM (krQz2)

26 First?

Posted by: Michael the Texan at November 08, 2024 06:49 PM (vTZlU)

27 It's been a process but I used to think that our opponents were decent people who were just mistaken. Now I think they're pure evil.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

We need Nuremburg level trials for them, and their asshoe unterlinks that were just following orders.

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 08, 2024 06:50 PM (MsrgL)

28 What are they using down there, abacuses?

==

hanging chads , 2024

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2024 06:50 PM (V13WU)

29 This is probably Russian disinformation. Even if true, an isolated incident. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 06:50 PM (jga5y)

30 Nice little agency you got there. Too bad if anything happened to it.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2024 06:50 PM (WXNFJ)

31
Marn'i. It doesn't have anything to do with anything, but I bet she was taught to bear a grudge.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 08, 2024 06:51 PM (T3es0)

32 DeSantis needs to have his AG open a criminal investigation of this persyn named Marn'i* Washington...

Start with the pear of anguish

*bet has pronouns in bio. Oddly colored hair. And probably self identifies as Human. *

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 06:51 PM (+fXmK)

33 Damn.

Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2024 06:51 PM (jgmnb)

34 If there is any evidence that anyone died due to this racist's actions, charge this bitch with Murder.

Absolutely. Her and everyone on her staff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2024 06:51 PM (Hh1ER)

35 It’s always a she, huh?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 08, 2024 06:51 PM (M7vhK)

36 #11 @ fd

Dang, you win this one. :d

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at November 08, 2024 06:51 PM (Ad8y9)

37 Motherfuckers.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2024 06:52 PM (aD39U)

38 What are they using down there, abacuses?

Richer is slow walking the count for some reason. His public statements of hatred towards Kari Lake are just coincidental.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at November 08, 2024 06:52 PM (ojCLR)

39 May explain why I haven't encountered a FEMA worker here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2024 06:52 PM (XeU6L)

40
I'm glad we have a name this time. Now, where was she reassigned? That's a matter of public record, right?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 08, 2024 06:52 PM (T3es0)

41 Though we won this week, there's still no chance we're voting our way out of this mess.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at November 08, 2024 06:52 PM (Qt4kF)

42 This is probably Russian disinformation. Even if true, an isolated incident. Nothing to see here.
Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 06:50 PM (jga5y)
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Indeed!

Posted by: 50 More Experts at November 08, 2024 06:52 PM (krQz2)

43 This is unbelievable. Actually, it’s disgusting.

Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 06:52 PM (p4NUW)

44 Start with the pear of anguish

*bet has pronouns in bio. Oddly colored hair. And probably self identifies as Human. *
Posted by: Anna Puma

That official government FEMA ID helps at airports, considering all the piercings

Posted by: El Commento del Miklos at November 08, 2024 06:53 PM (khrpa)

45 It’s always a she, huh?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 08, 2024 06:51 PM (M7vhK)


DEI is wrecking this country.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 08, 2024 06:53 PM (guGkK)

46 The Dems really do hate Americans.

Shameful.

Posted by: Czech Chick at November 08, 2024 06:53 PM (fpVC1)

47 something something misuse of feralgov funds?

These cvnts need to be at the top of the garbage list (for civilian agencies)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2024 06:54 PM (zlGo9)

48 Piper

earlier thread I said - Unless they go and personally apologize for everyone that ignored that I hope when they need help they are far from any such help.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 06:54 PM (+fXmK)

49 Defund Fema. Turn funding into block grants for the states. Staff with one white guy with a calculator and a phone.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at November 08, 2024 06:54 PM (wBaIH)

50 So they aren't even going to do as much as making somebody binge watch Samantha Bee's run?

Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2024 06:54 PM (krQz2)

51 And all the alleged shenanigans in North Carolina were just rumors?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2024 06:54 PM (/lPRQ)

52 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys

Channeling Enya tunes, Pug? Is there something you aren't telling us?

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 08, 2024 06:54 PM (MsrgL)

53

Covered with honey and then staked down over a red ant hill ass up where she gets gang r*aped by rabid aids positive hyenas, and then smothered in hydrofluoric acid and set on fire...

And then we get medieval on our ass...

Posted by: Just Sayin... at November 08, 2024 06:54 PM (bhXXx)

54 And some followed the order and documented it. Others turned whistle-blower. Very easy test to see whether you are on the side of good or evil.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 08, 2024 06:54 PM (Sl3zG)

55 And all the alleged shenanigans in North Carolina were just rumors?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2024 06:54 PM (/lPRQ)
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They are INNOCENT of anything they haven't been caught at yet!

Posted by: Axeman at November 08, 2024 06:55 PM (krQz2)

56 This can't be real.. photo shop? I know it's probably true but don't want to believe it

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 08, 2024 06:55 PM (/6GbT)

57 Willowed...

Already did a war T Rex on Tensor

https://tinyurl.com/5a4nhrs6
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 06:06 PM (+fXmK)

I haven't met AtC, so I don't know how close the rider is.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
===

Dominatrix with riding crop... And gigantic mellons.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2024 06:55 PM (/lPRQ)

58 Trump should tell Biden to start the trial of the people who did this AND those who just shifted them NOW, because you don't want to see what will happen if he has to do it yourself.

And FEMA must die. A new group with the ability to call for help from the military and civilians with drones and other useful tools will cost very little.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 06:55 PM (n7h9X)

59 DEI is wrecking this country.

*************

The only thing worse than DEI is a DEI that’s a Karen

That’s basically how you get to the level of raiding homes just to kill pet squirrels

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 08, 2024 06:55 PM (M7vhK)

60 May explain why I haven't encountered a FEMA worker here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.

I expect a Penthouse Forum account of this never happened before, but this hot FEMA chick came to the door just I was getting out of the shower and asked if I needed any "assistance"....

Posted by: Miklos is a reader of Creative Fiction at November 08, 2024 06:56 PM (khrpa)

61 Treat them like Jan 6 defendants. Lock them up now, try them at leisure. Ideally get the really juicy trials in 2022, summer-fall.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2024 06:56 PM (1bNHn)

62 Hmmm... only pics out there is a CPD Officer sentenced to 10 years in jail...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2024 06:56 PM (QAkQ3)

63 I think the documenters were passive whistleblowing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2024 06:56 PM (aD39U)

64 I'm going to guess that Marn'i Washington is Black and a c*nt.

(apologies for that but am I pissed!)

Posted by: Ciampino - should be criminally charged IN FLORIDA at November 08, 2024 06:56 PM (i0xsb)

65 x.com/glennbeck/status/1854988977989992472
Glenn Beck
@glennbeck
Vice President @JDVance as Senate Majority Leader???
@charliekirk11 tells me, “John Adams presided over the US Senate as Senate Majority Leader 200 years ago as Vice President of the United States. I think JD Vance should be President of the Senate and become Senate Majority Leader.

@SenMikeLee came up with this. This is a 1AM phone call from him last night and he had me at ‘hello.’
This would COMPLETELY change the game in Washington.”
Video 3:11
12:46 PM · Nov 8, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 08, 2024 06:56 PM (9aVck)

66 Two weeks off and a pay raise??
---------
She should contact her union rep and go for my deal instead of the one they gave her!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 06:57 PM (hovnC)

67 The only reason FEMA admits this happened is because it was documented and out in the wild.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2024 06:57 PM (/lPRQ)

68 51 And all the alleged shenanigans in North Carolina were just rumors?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2024 06:54 PM (/lPRQ)

There was that delightful helicopter buzzing the aid station video, iirc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 08, 2024 06:57 PM (mfUOU)

69 Jail them

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 08, 2024 06:57 PM (OTdqV)

70 Richer is slow walking the count for some reason. His public statements of hatred towards Kari Lake are just coincidental.
______

Is Richer the only one counting? No wonder he's cranky.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 08, 2024 06:57 PM (Sl3zG)

71 >>> 65 x.com/glennbeck/status/1854988977989992472
Glenn Beck
@glennbeck
Vice President @JDVance as Senate Majority Leader???
@charliekirk11 tells me, “John Adams presided over the US Senate as Senate Majority Leader 200 years ago as Vice President of the United States. I think JD Vance should be President of the Senate and become Senate Majority Leader.

@SenMikeLee came up with this. This is a 1AM phone call from him last night and he had me at ‘hello.’
This would COMPLETELY change the game in Washington.”
Video 3:11
12:46 PM · Nov 8, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 08, 2024 06:56 PM (9aVck)

DO EET

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2024 06:57 PM (zlGo9)

72 "Bring a towel with you"

Somebody is a Hitchhiker's Guide fan.
Posted by: fd at November 08, 2024 06:47 PM (vFG9F)
----
Good advice!

Hey! Anyone wanna get high?

Posted by: "Towlie" from South Park at November 08, 2024 06:57 PM (BpYfr)

73 A new group with the ability to call for help from the military and civilians with drones and other useful tools will cost very little.

***********

I look forward to seeing Elon Musk audit FEMA under DOGE

That’s gonna be interesting

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 08, 2024 06:57 PM (M7vhK)

74 It was only a handful.

Posted by: Adrienne Barbeau's Bountiful Breasts at November 08, 2024 06:57 PM (v8spG)

75 48 Piper

earlier thread I said - Unless they go and personally apologize for everyone that ignored that I hope when they need help they are far from any such help.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November

You and I both know Samaritans Purse and Mercury One did not take voting into the equation. Luckily they were more of a presence.

Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 06:57 PM (p4NUW)

76 The real crisis is the racist texts being sent to African Americans. No way these will later turn out to be fake.

Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 06:58 PM (jga5y)

77 And FEMA must die. A new group with the ability to call for help from the military and civilians with drones and other useful tools will cost very little.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 06:55 PM (n7h9X)

You mean like what the National Guard used to be? Instead of using them to occupy Foreign Countries?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2024 06:58 PM (QAkQ3)

78 I think the documenters were passive whistleblowing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2024 06:56 PM (aD39U)
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And don't think we aren't grateful!

Posted by: Whistles at November 08, 2024 06:58 PM (krQz2)

79 That's enough for me today. I'm dangerously close to having an actual stroke. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2024 06:58 PM (4tmpE)

80 This kind of garbage does not work it's way down to the field worker without being approved way up the food chain.


There is some persons signature on an email or a memo making this department policy. Trump needs to find that person and charge them criminally.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 08, 2024 06:58 PM (QNSds)

81 I have nearly always adopted that well-worn line: "Never ascribe to malice what you can attribute to incompetence," or however exactly that goes.

And in most cases, I think it's accurate. But smoking-gun evidence of just the opposite....holy hell. People need to go to prison for this crap.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2024 06:58 PM (jGGMD)

82 That person needs more vibrators, as they haven't quite fucked themself enough.

Posted by: jsg at November 08, 2024 06:58 PM (7kKPC)

83 Isn't 'coconut water' some sort of socialist dog whistle?

Posted by: OleanderSalad at November 08, 2024 06:58 PM (P9C4k)

84 Corrupt officials.

I've proposed a solution for corrupt officials many times, but I'll do it again.

1.) Arrest all of them, summarily sentence them in revolutionary troikas to life in prison.

2.) Construct the cells - these will be large iron cages suspended from 75ft "Haman" poles. Each cage will accommodate two.

3.) Pair off the condemned by sex, weight, and physical fitness levels. Provide water but deny food, and let nature take its course. Live stream the cages so citizens can place FanDuel bets on who will successfully consume the other first.

4.) After someone "wins," continue denying them food, and let the buzzards pick over their haggard bones.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2024 06:58 PM (7oYYI)

85 The only thing worse than DEI is a DEI that’s a Karen

That’s basically how you get to the level of raiding homes just to kill pet squirrels


*fist bump* Avenge me!

Posted by: Peanut at November 08, 2024 06:58 PM (mH6SG)

86 *bet has pronouns in bio. Oddly colored hair. And probably self identifies as Human. *
Posted by: Anna Puma

I have a funny pronoun story. My job is hospital financial aid. Today, I brought up a patient's record, and saw under his name He/Him/His. I haven't seen this on any other patient's record, ever. So, I'm figuring tranny, and I looked at his ID.

Grizzled old gentleman with a long beard, looks like he'd be yelling at the youngsters to get away from his cave. I larfed, wondering who might be unsure of his gender.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 08, 2024 06:59 PM (OX9vb)

87 >"When we got there we were told to discriminate against people. It's almost unbelievable to think that somebody in the federal government would think that's okay."

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No, it isn't unbelievable.

Posted by: Don Black at November 08, 2024 06:59 PM (/7KEl)

88 Now you know why corporate media was crowing about Trump locking up his "enemies."

That word enemies can be 100% of the time used interchangeably with the word "criminals."

Posted by: BurtTC at November 08, 2024 06:59 PM (ykfnv)

89 Under images, there is a lady in a photo from the daily mail, but did not see the story.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 08, 2024 06:59 PM (mfUOU)

90 1. Fire them.
2. Jail them. With Bubba.
3. Body cavity searches.
4. Waterboarding.

They deserve it.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 08, 2024 06:59 PM (icmmM)

91 {{{Jane}}}

Don't know if you've seen screaming in digital is pondering a SC MoMee April-ish.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2024 06:59 PM (zlGo9)

92 May explain why I haven't encountered a FEMA worker here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer

------------------------------

Same here. Local businesses have done far more to help than FEMA has. People are still staying in camping tents for crying out loud.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 08, 2024 06:59 PM (Hw6WF)

93 charge this bitch with Murder.

GASSSSS HER

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 08, 2024 07:00 PM (rhtv8)

94 PDT NEEDS to hear about this so action can be taken.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 08, 2024 07:00 PM (icmmM)

95 I remember Biden standing at the microphone screaming that it was a lie that FEMA was not there to help people. He was screaming that Trump was some kind of liar and horrible person for ever indicating that FEMA wasn’t there immediately to help. Somebody should ask Karine J Pierre on Monday about this story and her boss’ insistence that FEMA was the best thing that ever ever happened to America..

Posted by: Jen the original at November 08, 2024 07:00 PM (9TiHJ)

96 Asheville is overwhelmingly made up of soft artistic beta boys and angry single feminists.

I'll bet every single one of these leftists would be fine with their neighbors suffering and dying.

I'll end my comments with that. 🤬🤬

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2024 07:00 PM (4tmpE)

97 >>> Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 08, 2024 06:59 PM (Hw6WF)

Good to see you back online too.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2024 07:00 PM (zlGo9)

98 Please tell me this is an OP and it's not really true. I just can't accept this.

Posted by: Max Power at November 08, 2024 07:00 PM (Hucnr)

99 Vice President @JDVance as Senate Majority Leader???
@charliekirk11 tells me, “John Adams presided over the US Senate as Senate Majority Leader 200 years ago as Vice President of the United States. I think JD Vance should be President of the Senate and become Senate Majority Leader.

@SenMikeLee came up with this. This is a 1AM phone call from him last night and he had me at ‘hello.’
This would COMPLETELY change the game in Washington.”
Video 3:11
12:46 PM · Nov 8, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 08, 2024 06:56 PM (9aVck)

Would actually give the job something to do rather than wait for someone to die. This is a great idea.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 07:01 PM (n7h9X)

100 More Tensor stuff. It will either make you squee while yelling "Kkkyyuuutttt!!!" or make you very ill.

https://tinyurl.com/un9yypyb

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 07:01 PM (+fXmK)

101 Publish the cunts home address and the problem will take care of itself

Posted by: Gman at November 08, 2024 07:01 PM (zuzyj)

102 Avoid coffee? What kind of stupid b.s. is that?

Posted by: Weasel at November 08, 2024 07:01 PM (fghTy)

103 Shave her head. I've heard it is all the rage.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 08, 2024 07:01 PM (eV8j6)

104 I have a funny pronoun story. My job is hospital financial aid. Today, I brought up a patient's record, and saw under his name He/Him/His. I haven't seen this on any other patient's record, ever. So, I'm figuring tranny, and I looked at his ID.

Grizzled old gentleman with a long beard, looks like he'd be yelling at the youngsters to get away from his cave. I larfed, wondering who might be unsure of his gender.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 08, 2024 06:59 PM (OX9vb)

Working in healthcare, I've come to decide, pronouns in the signature line/profile means gay male or abortion loving female.

That's going to cover about 98.9% of them.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 08, 2024 07:01 PM (ykfnv)

105 We need a reverse pigford settlement.
All Trump supporters get six figure payouts. No proof of discrimination or harm necessary.

Posted by: Gentlemen, time for a reckoning at November 08, 2024 07:02 PM (+uYbp)

106 No one who got this memo thought they should push back? Notify someone higher than this chick?

Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 07:02 PM (p4NUW)

107 85 The only thing worse than DEI is a DEI that’s a Karen

That’s basically how you get to the level of raiding homes just to kill pet squirrels

*fist bump* Avenge me!
Posted by: Peanut at November 08, 2024 06:58 PM (mH6SG)

That, and Judges are supposed to be a check on Police power, but instead just rubber stamp every search warrant... even the FISA ones on American Citizens.

Judges need to be held accountable for illegal search warrants, not just the cops.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2024 07:02 PM (QAkQ3)

108 102 Avoid coffee? What kind of stupid b.s. is that?
Posted by: Weasel at November 08, 2024 07:01 PM (fghTy)

Makes FEMA workers more stabby. Not a good look.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 08, 2024 07:02 PM (eV8j6)

109 51 And all the alleged shenanigans in North Carolina were just rumors?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2024 06:54 PM (/lPRQ)


I'm left with no choice but to assume the worst now. Of course they were doing that deliberately, with the direct intention of screwing over Trump voters.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2024 07:02 PM (jGGMD)

110 Please tell me this is an OP and it's not really true. I just can't accept this.
Posted by: Max Power at November 08, 2024 07:00 PM (Hucnr)

I am actually surprised we have seen so little of it. I know what leftists are like.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 07:02 PM (n7h9X)

111 Shave her head. I've heard it is all the rage.
Posted by: tcn in AK

With a stone ax.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2024 07:02 PM (WXNFJ)

112 When we got there we were told to discriminate against people. It's almost unbelievable to think that somebody in the federal government would think that's okay.
---
They take Emo Phillip's aphorism to heart.
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“Why be prejudiced against anyone because of their race, nationality, or creed? When there's so many real reasons to hate others.”

Posted by: Whistles at November 08, 2024 07:02 PM (krQz2)

113 Shave her head. I've heard it is all the rage.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 08, 2024 07:01 PM (eV8j6)

Then tar and feather.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 08, 2024 07:02 PM (VNX3d)

114 Good to see you back online too.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket
---------------------------------

Thanks. I do a hit & run every now and then.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 08, 2024 07:03 PM (Hw6WF)

115 106 No one who got this memo thought they should push back? Notify someone higher than this chick?
Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 07:02 PM (p4NUW)

Hard to do when you are in the field, and need her to sign off your hours. Apparently someone eventually did, hence we know what the little snot was up to.

Posted by: tcn in AK at November 08, 2024 07:03 PM (eV8j6)

116 Do they want Trump to be God Emperor? Because this is how you get Trump as God Emperor.

It took a whistleblower to Daily Wire weeks after this happened for this to come to light rather than one of the employees who got this going public immediately.

I have. Opinions. About the people who went along with this.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 08, 2024 07:03 PM (1YfKX)

117 She must be prosecuted with national coverage, so that 1) everyone sees it in the news and 2) we get some fucking justice for a change.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 08, 2024 07:03 PM (w6EFb)

118 4.) After someone "wins," continue denying them food, and let the buzzards pick over their haggard bones.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Rematch them for the final sweet sixteen.
Then leave the 'winner' hanging.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2024 07:03 PM (/lPRQ)

119 Crap. Now I have to pick between the FBI and FEMA receiving some severe Trump 2.0 TLC first. Spit balling: convert all FEMA office space into illegal deportation holding facilities.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 08, 2024 07:03 PM (tphXY)

120
Any guesses on what the "extreme actions" were?

She only got two pieces of pie.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2024 07:03 PM (63Dwl)

121
This can't be real.. photo shop? I know it's probably true but don't want to believe it
Posted by: A dude in MI

===============

The idiot put it in writing?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 08, 2024 07:04 PM (T3es0)

122
Grump still here?

Are you watching THE PENGUIN tv show?

I watched ep.1 and liked it. Shall continue.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2024 07:04 PM (AnRv4)

123 Let’s not get on about ‘oo killed ‘ooo.

Posted by: The Biden Administration at November 08, 2024 07:04 PM (HZHof)

124 Would actually give the job something to do rather than wait for someone to die. This is a great idea.
Posted by: Oldcat
_______

Dumbest thing I ever heard.

Posted by: Sen John Thune at November 08, 2024 07:04 PM (Sl3zG)

125 The only reason FEMA admits this happened is because it was documented and out in the wild.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2024 06:57 PM (/lPRQ)
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The reason you're seeing it now is because Trump won and the civil service believes something will actually be done about it. It would not have come to light otherwise.

I know it's popular to believe that feds are immune from just about any accountability, but Democrats don't give a shit for civil service protections. If they want you out, they get you out. Maybe years later, after massive attorney fees, you win. Or break even.

This, by the way, may make Virginia purple. People get sick of this shit after a while.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2024 07:04 PM (llXky)

126 Piper

The ten or so officers who raided Longo for a squirrel and a raccoon never asked "why are we doing this?"

So yeah we got a lot of little accomplices who "were just following orders."

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 07:04 PM (+fXmK)

127 Trump is going to need a s**t ton of flamethrowers to cleanse the deep state. And then salt the area, and move every damned thing to some obscure town in the Midwest.

It's the only way.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2024 07:04 PM (4tmpE)

128 Weaponized government.

Horrible.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 08, 2024 07:05 PM (mzM2O)

129 hmmm... I was told in the last thread no to believe things that the Fed says... so this must be bunk.

Although it certainly looks like FEMA upper level miscreants are exactly what we though they were.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 08, 2024 07:05 PM (TrJvM)

130 JD as Senate Leader?

Fuck my life

*drinks , sobs on John Boehner's shoulder*

*John, that's my no-no zone*

Posted by: John Thune, Crown Prince at November 08, 2024 07:05 PM (khrpa)

131 Working in healthcare, I've come to decide, pronouns in the signature line/profile means gay male or abortion loving female.

That's going to cover about 98.9% of them.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 08, 2024 07:01 PM (ykfnv)


I don't know. A lot of students in my classes have pronouns now in their tagline, yet seem more or less normal in person (by college student standards).

I think what's happening is they're being asked to declare their pronouns when filling out paperwork, and a lot of them either don't know any better or don't want to make a fuss about it. You have to include other data points: for example, whether they describe themselves as an "ally" in their emails.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2024 07:05 PM (jGGMD)

132 Any word on the coordination the NC governor had with all this?

Because there was coordination...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2024 07:05 PM (Q4IgG)

133 The supervisor, Marn'i Washington,
__________________

Let me guess ...

Insert rant here about women - most especially black women, which I suspect includes young Marn'i - in positions of responsibility.

Sure, there are some good ones, but a vast number of hopelessly bad ones. I'm not sure why, exactly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2024 07:05 PM (YqDXo)

134 Grump still here?

Are you watching THE PENGUIN tv show?

I watched ep.1 and liked it. Shall continue.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2024 07:04 PM (AnRv4)



I have not watch any Batman spin-off IP. No Gotham or anything. Closest I came was the Harley Quinn movie. And Joker.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2024 07:06 PM (aD39U)

135 This can't be real.. photo shop? I know it's probably true but don't want to believe it

Yeah I want to believe this is fake but would it really surprise anyone to find out its real?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2024 07:06 PM (Hh1ER)

136 This kind of garbage does not work it's way down to the field worker without being approved way up the food chain.


There is some persons signature on an email or a memo making this department policy. Trump needs to find that person and charge them criminally.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 08, 2024 06:58 PM (QNSds)

And anyone who did it. An illegal order does not absolve those who carry it out from culpability. The Nuremburg defense is not a defense.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 07:06 PM (n7h9X)

137 The reason you're seeing it now is because Trump won and the civil service believes something will actually be done about it. It would not have come to light otherwise.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2024 07:04 PM (llXky)

This. We are seeing this just like the sinner in the congregation who suddenly gets religion, and points out all the 'other' sinners.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2024 07:07 PM (QAkQ3)

138
Well, The Penguin isn't anything like that CW shit.

It's...unique.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2024 07:07 PM (AnRv4)

139 Trump is going to need a s**t ton of flamethrowers to cleanse the deep state. And then salt the area, and move every damned thing to some obscure town in the Midwest.

It's the only way.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Elon makes flamethrowers

https://www.boringcompany.com/not-a-flamethrower

Posted by: Miklos wants one at November 08, 2024 07:07 PM (khrpa)

140 >>> 126 Piper

The ten or so officers who raided Longo for a squirrel and a raccoon never asked "why are we doing this?"

So yeah we got a lot of little accomplices who "were just following orders."
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 07:04 PM (+fXmK)

Those asshoes need to be named and shamed, just like the Karen at the top.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2024 07:07 PM (zlGo9)

141 John Podhoretz
@jpodhoretz
This story from the DAILY WIRE has now been confirmed by FEMA. My God.
3:58 PM · Nov 8, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 08, 2024 07:07 PM (9aVck)

142 JD as Senate leader, even if possible, sounds gimmicky to me. Let him do his job as Trump's lead henchman.

Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 07:07 PM (jga5y)

143 It took a whistleblower to Daily Wire weeks after this happened for this to come to light rather than one of the employees who got this going public immediately.

I have. Opinions. About the people who went along with this.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 08, 2024 07:03 PM (1YfKX)


I don't like it, but I just gotta keep my head down until I can get my pension.

Posted by: Heroic Federal Employees at November 08, 2024 07:07 PM (jGGMD)

144 And anyone who did it. An illegal order does not absolve those who carry it out from culpability. The Nuremburg defense is not a defense.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 07:06 PM (n7h9X)

The problem is that politics is NOT a protected class under anti discrimination laws.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2024 07:08 PM (QAkQ3)

145 Shave her head. I've heard it is all the rage.
Posted by: tcn in AK

With a stone ax.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2024 07:02 PM (WXNFJ)
__________________

With a power lawn mower.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2024 07:08 PM (YqDXo)

146 The answer to Ace's question is actually "She got a promotion", right?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 08, 2024 07:08 PM (TrJvM)

147 I envy my husband being in Heaven and being free of this hell.

I can hear him now, "Honey. Stop yelling at the TV. They can't hear you."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2024 07:08 PM (4tmpE)

148 Are you watching THE PENGUIN tv show?

I watched ep.1 and liked it. Shall continue.


Its supposed to be good, but it doesn't interest me. I like the idea and Batman stuff but another soulless show about bad guys doing bad stuff just does not appeal to me. Sopranos was the most I can handle and at least it had some soul to it. Tony really was trying to raise his family well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2024 07:08 PM (Hh1ER)

149 Avoid coffee? What kind of stupid b.s. is that?
Posted by: Weasel at November 08, 2024 07:01 PM (fghTy)


Well you know if you put out a coffee pot, the FEMA dudes will just stand around it, sip the brew, and talk about their next step increase.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2024 07:08 PM (W/lyH)

150 So yeah we got a lot of little accomplices who "were just following orders."

Posted by: Anna Puma

Make Nuremburg Trials popular again.

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 08, 2024 07:08 PM (MsrgL)

151 JD as Senate leader, even if possible, sounds gimmicky to me. Let him do his job as Trump's lead henchman.
Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 07:07 PM (jga5y)


Are henchmen the bosses of minions? Who supervises the henchmen? Lackeys?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2024 07:08 PM (aD39U)

152 Any guesses on what the "extreme actions" were? You have until the end of this post to put in your answers.

My guess was moved to another department.

That appears to be basically correct. I'm shocked.

Posted by: Southern Man at November 08, 2024 07:08 PM (H0YeO)

153 he only reason FEMA admits this happened is because it was documented and out in the wild.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley


---------------
If you read the memo, they are under the impression that they are *literally* risking their lives to help people. They see themselves as heroes, and the Trump supporters as a legitimate threat.

They live in such a bubble that this got out in the wild to *support* their crazy claims that their lives are not safe due to Trump voters.

Posted by: Gentlemen, time for a reckoning at November 08, 2024 07:08 PM (+uYbp)

154 This. We are seeing this just like the sinner in the congregation who suddenly gets religion, and points out all the 'other' sinners.

Obligatory and for Peanut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K16fG1sDagU&t

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 07:09 PM (+fXmK)

155 They keep talking about FEMA disinformation as if all this stuff is debunked. I guess it's the same old game. Find one thing they can reasonably call wrong, and claim everything is debunked

Posted by: Should have figured at November 08, 2024 07:09 PM (CYd1+)

156 I thought the charge of Asheville being filled with soys and feminists was just embellishing until I visited there once, and noticed how the city was

filled with soy beta cucks and angry feminists

My favorite were the feminists wearing all black in the town square to protest… something, not even sure what

The city even smelled like rancid vagina and unwashed balls

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 08, 2024 07:09 PM (M7vhK)

157 127 Trump is going to need a s**t ton of flamethrowers to cleanse the deep state. And then salt the area, and move every damned thing to some obscure town in the Midwest.

It's the only way.
Posted by: Jane D'oh



Why punish the Midwest like that?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 08, 2024 07:10 PM (o4wD0)

158 Shave her head. I've heard it is all the rage.
Posted by: tcn in AK

Oui

Tres chic

Posted by: France 1945 at November 08, 2024 07:10 PM (khrpa)

159 I don't know. A lot of students in my classes have pronouns now in their tagline, yet seem more or less normal in person (by college student standards).

I think what's happening is they're being asked to declare their pronouns when filling out paperwork, and a lot of them either don't know any better or don't want to make a fuss about it. You have to include other data points: for example, whether they describe themselves as an "ally" in their emails.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2024 07:05 PM (jGGMD)

When you are trapped with psychotics in authority you have the forgiveness to try and get by and get on with your life. I recommend one of the Bi ones so you are higher up on the totem pole than straights.

Ally means you are a predator and rapist/murderer of them. Avoid that one.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 07:10 PM (n7h9X)

160 JD as Senate leader, even if possible, sounds gimmicky to me. Let him do his job as Trump's lead henchman.

Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 07:07 PM (jga5y)
_________________

As VP, he already presides over the Senate. Wouldn't that conflict with being Senate majority leader?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2024 07:10 PM (YqDXo)

161 >>PDT NEEDS to hear about this so action can be taken.

Trump helped raise money for hurricane victims. He was one of the first people on the ground in NC and he worked with Musk to deliver Starlink systems.

I'm pretty confident he will hear this and things we won't hear about.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2024 07:10 PM (LkLld)

162 Employee needs to be fired, from a cannon, into the ocean.

Posted by: Roy at November 08, 2024 07:10 PM (z+ik4)

163 Story at LI about leftists asking John Hinckley Jr. to asassinate Trump. Hinckley is asking people to stop it.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 08, 2024 07:11 PM (9TiHJ)

164 Read the whole memo

"avoid high salts and coffee" "coconut water" to replenish electrolytes.

This was written by DEI loser probably a female -studies graduate, who has lived in a bubble her whole life and now is in a bubble surrounded by 10 useless layers of management sucking off the taxpayer teat.

Posted by: Gentlemen, time for a reckoning at November 08, 2024 07:11 PM (+uYbp)

165 Trump is going to need a s**t ton of flamethrowers to cleanse the deep state. And then salt the area, and move every damned thing to some obscure town in the Midwest.

It's the only way.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Why punish the Midwest like that?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 08, 2024 07:10 PM (o4wD0)

you can always nail the doors shut.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 07:11 PM (n7h9X)

166 Working in healthcare, I've come to decide, pronouns in the signature line/profile means gay male or abortion loving female.

That's going to cover about 98.9% of them.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 08, 2024 07:01 PM (ykfnv)

Right? That was my thinking. But then he looked like Hobo With A Shotgun. I'll bet he's delightfully cantankerous and is trolling the patient access staff, making sure they put his pronouns in there.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 08, 2024 07:11 PM (OX9vb)

167 Jane! You know it will all go our way. NO worries.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2024 07:11 PM (V13WU)

168 I have not watch any Batman spin-off IP. No Gotham or anything. Closest I came was the Harley Quinn movie. And Joker.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2024 07:06 PM (aD39U)


Those just bore me. I like watching Batman beat up crooks. I don't care about how Batman's archenemies built their criminal empire, or about how his butler's early years, or about Harley Quinn finding "stronk woman empowerment."

If you can't do anything but one spinoff after another, you probably don't have that much imagination to apply to the original material anyway.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2024 07:11 PM (jGGMD)

169 41
' Though we won this week, there's still no chance we're voting our way out of this mess.'

No, but we're in a better position to punish the deserving.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 08, 2024 07:11 PM (3wi/L)

170 The government is weaponized against me. I am totally fine with it being weaponized against my enemies when my side controls it. I didn't want these new rules, but here we are.

Posted by: butch at November 08, 2024 07:11 PM (cHvOo)

171 Trump performing a Roman decimation on the federal bureaucracy wouldn't be a bad idea.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 08, 2024 07:11 PM (RMjVS)

172 I think the documenters were passive whistleblowing.
Posted by: G'rump928

Me too, maliciously following orders.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 08, 2024 07:11 PM (TrJvM)

173 So DEI really does mean DIE.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 08, 2024 06:48 PM (6ydKt)

He will

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 08, 2024 07:12 PM (sJHOI)

174 Are henchmen the bosses of minions? Who supervises the henchmen? Lackeys?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2024 07:08 PM (aD39U)

The top man sorts them out.

Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 07:12 PM (jga5y)

175 Why does the name "Marn'i" tell me everything I need to know.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 08, 2024 07:12 PM (CHHv1)

176 Asheville is overwhelmingly made up of soft artistic beta boys and angry single feminists.

I'll bet every single one of these leftists would be fine with their neighbors suffering and dying.

I'll end my comments with that. 🤬🤬
Posted by: Jane D'oh
---------

Mostly locusts, natives are different. I am amused by all of the crying and weeping over the flood damage to the 'River Arts District'. Screw them. They located their businesses in a known flood plain, where nothing but tobacco warehouses had been built since the flood of 1916.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2024 07:12 PM (XeU6L)

177 Trump is going to need a s**t ton of flamethrowers to cleanse the deep state. And then salt the area, and move every damned thing to some obscure town in the Midwest.

It's the only way.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Why punish the Midwest like that?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 08, 2024 07:10 PM (o4wD0)

you can always nail the doors shut.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 07:11 PM (n7h9X)

Abandoned mines near the San Andreas fault might be suitable.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 08, 2024 07:12 PM (VNX3d)

178 Are henchmen the bosses of minions? Who supervises the henchmen? Lackeys?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

It's complicated, but at least it's Union

Posted by: Amalgamated Lickspittles Local 1 (Greater DC area) at November 08, 2024 07:12 PM (khrpa)

179 JD as Senate leader, even if possible, sounds gimmicky to me. Let him do his job as Trump's lead henchman.

Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 07:07 PM (jga5y)
_________________

As VP, he already presides over the Senate. Wouldn't that conflict with being Senate majority leader?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2024 07:10 PM (YqDXo)

don't see how. He's not non partisan as Veep Presiding.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 07:13 PM (n7h9X)

180 JD as Senate leader, even if possible, sounds gimmicky to me. Let him do his job as Trump's lead henchman.
Posted by: coyne

Can't one be both a henchman and a zealot?

J.D. Vance - Good Dad and Husband, Spiritual Follower of Christ, Former Jarhead, Layer of Waste, Implementer of Justice, Devoted Man of the People, Dispenser of Righteous Pain, Man on Deck

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2024 07:13 PM (WXNFJ)

181 According to Last Action Hero, lackeys are below henchmen.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 08, 2024 07:13 PM (CHHv1)

182 JD as Senate leader, even if possible, sounds gimmicky to me. Let him do his job as Trump's lead henchman.
Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 07:07 PM


I agree. Unlike pence, vance might actually be able to go out and do stuff.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 08, 2024 07:13 PM (QNSds)

183 and move every damned thing to some obscure town in the Midwest

That ain't gonna fly.

Posted by: Springfield, OH at November 08, 2024 07:13 PM (mH6SG)

184 Try googling this story, prepare to be infuriated, google needs shut down immediately

Posted by: Christopher Shamblin at November 08, 2024 07:13 PM (eEo37)

185 update: DeSantis orders investigation

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2024 07:13 PM (KRtlO)

186 Any word on the coordination the NC governor had with all this?

Because there was coordination...
Posted by: Martini Farmer

This was in Florida and appears to involve only FEMA workers doing initial surveys. Not reporting damage / harm to Trumpers. So, follow-on service may not come.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2024 07:13 PM (/lPRQ)

187 >>>At my direction, the Division of Emergency Management is launching an investigation into the federal government's targeted discrimination of Floridians who support Donald Trump.


Uh-oh. They're really in for it now. (no sarc)

Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2024 07:14 PM (jGGMD)

188 Mostly locusts, natives are different. I am amused by all of the crying and weeping over the flood damage to the 'River Arts District'. Screw them. They located their businesses in a known flood plain, where nothing but tobacco warehouses had been built since the flood of 1916.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2024 07:12 PM (XeU6L)

if the Arts were watercolors they might well be improved.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 07:14 PM (n7h9X)

189 I look forward to the day that employment by the Federal government prior to 2025 is considered a disqualifying condition for most gainful employment, voting, and access to most of civilized society in general.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez at November 08, 2024 07:14 PM (8Fgtp)

190 nothing but tobacco warehouses had been built since the flood of 1916.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

The Tide of 2024 is much more damaging for them.

Posted by: Miklos rests so assured at November 08, 2024 07:14 PM (khrpa)

191
Let me put it this way: Penguin is a lot better than Fallout, which wasn't good. Kinda bad, really. Just dumb.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2024 07:14 PM (AnRv4)

192 I have no idea if this is possible, but I would love it if those Trump-supporting citizens who were passed over could sue the individuals who gave - and followed - those orders.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2024 07:14 PM (79pEw)

193 update: DeSantis orders investigation
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2024 07:13 PM (KRtlO)



DeSantis/Vance Vance/DeSantis'28 Co-Presidents?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2024 07:14 PM (aD39U)

194 "coconut water" to replenish electrolytes.
_______________

What makes them think "coconut water" has any electrolytes?

I'd be surprised if it did. Carbohydrates, sure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2024 07:14 PM (YqDXo)

195
LBJ tried that VP as Majority Leader thing after the 1960 election. He found out that senators take that "separate and equal branch" thing very seriously. So, no, won't happen.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2024 07:14 PM (EsZUh)

196 "I think JD Vance should be President of the Senate and become Senate Majority Leader."


I'm ok with that? Yall ok with that?

Make it so!

Posted by: fd at November 08, 2024 07:14 PM (vFG9F)

197 The government is weaponized against me. I am totally fine with it being weaponized against my enemies when my side controls it. I didn't want these new rules, but here we are.
Posted by: butch at November 08, 2024 07:11 PM (cHvOo)

"To my friends, everything. To my enemies, the law."
- Óscar R. Benavides

Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 08, 2024 07:14 PM (RMjVS)

198 A flaming skull and a "my God" from Podhoretz?

Is the reaction because this was done or because they were so blatant about it? I'm not really surprised at the former, I assume this happens all the time. I am only a little surprised at the latter. I didn't think they would be so efficient about it.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 08, 2024 07:15 PM (Sl3zG)

199 Let me put it this way: Penguin is a lot better than Fallout, which wasn't good. Kinda bad, really. Just dumb.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2024 07:14 PM (AnRv4)


I enjoyed Fallout.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) looks abashed at November 08, 2024 07:15 PM (aD39U)

200 Well now you know what a Kamaunist administration would do

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2024 07:15 PM (fwDg9)

201
Those fucking assholes. They want anyone who disagrees with them to suffer, and die.

Death Panels? You're damn right there are.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 08, 2024 07:15 PM (+oR7L)

202 Trump helped raise money for hurricane victims. He was one of the first people on the ground in NC and he worked with Musk to deliver Starlink systems.
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He actually directly addressed W. NC in post-election comments. I was gratified.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2024 07:15 PM (XeU6L)

203 Mostly locusts, natives are different. I am amused by all of the crying and weeping over the flood damage to the 'River Arts District'. Screw them. They located their businesses in a known flood plain, where nothing but tobacco warehouses had been built since the flood of 1916.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2024 07:12 PM (XeU6L)

I know. My late dad had family in Asheville. Loved visiting them. Salt of the earth people.

And then outsiders discovered it. Damn them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2024 07:15 PM (4tmpE)

204 That's going to cover about 98.9% of them.

***************

My boss’s boss also looks like a hobo and uses pronouns in his signatures

This guy is an absolute fucking leftist asshole with a raging reputation for backstabbing workers and protecting his cronies who have committed literal felonies under his watch

One of the worst people I have ever met in my life

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 08, 2024 07:15 PM (M7vhK)

205 >>>184 Try googling this story, prepare to be infuriated, google needs shut down immediately

I know one thing: Google can find NO RECORDS of "Marn'i Washington." It's almost as if the algorithm has been told to bury the name.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2024 07:16 PM (KRtlO)

206 JD as Senate leader, even if possible, sounds gimmicky to me. Let him do his job as Trump's lead henchman.
Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 07:07 PM


I agree. Unlike pence, vance might actually be able to go out and do stuff.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 08, 2024 07:13 PM (QNSds)

He can always delegate things to other Senators or staffers. You think the Veep is hanging out in the Senate 24/7 looking for tie breakers?

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 07:16 PM (n7h9X)

207 194 "coconut water" to replenish electrolytes.
_______________

What makes them think "coconut water" has any electrolytes?

I'd be surprised if it did. Carbohydrates, sure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2024 07:14 PM (YqDXo)

Bwando... its gotz electrolytes...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2024 07:16 PM (QAkQ3)

208 A girl boss can disembowel an ice troll in a fraction of a second but still can't open a jar of marinara sauce.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2024 07:16 PM (x1nVu)

209
Maybe this will put a pre-emptive halt to any "RESIST" bullshit that federal employees are fixing to do.

Remember the "Resist" "movement" in the federal govt in 2017? Those shitbags were bold.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2024 07:16 PM (AnRv4)

210 Mostly locusts, natives are different.
_________________

This Californian nods sadly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2024 07:17 PM (YqDXo)

211 "coconut water" to replenish electrolytes.

It's a natural laxative.

Posted by: Chuck Noland at November 08, 2024 07:17 PM (aD39U)

212
One of the worst people I have ever met in my life
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 08, 2024 07:15 PM (M7vhK)

_________

So, a typical mid-level manager?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2024 07:17 PM (EsZUh)

213 32 DeSantis needs to have his AG open a criminal investigation of this persyn named Marn'i* Washington...

Start with the pear of anguish

*bet has pronouns in bio. Oddly colored hair. And probably self identifies as Human. *
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 06:51 PM (+fXmK)

Used to be on Chicago Groot's security detail.
so ... you know. Racist. Bigot.
How'd she get from Chicago to FL?

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 08, 2024 07:17 PM (Rbu5d)

214 Bonchie
@bonchieredstate Fire every single one of them. We aren’t doing this again.
Quote
Haley Britzky
@halbritz 3h
New: Pentagon officials are having informal conversations about how the DOD would respond if Donald Trump issues orders to deploy active-duty troops domestically and fire large swaths of apolitical staffers, officials tell @NatashaBertrand and me
https://cnn.com/2024/11/08/politics/
2:59 PM · Nov 8, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 08, 2024 07:17 PM (9aVck)

215 I know one thing: Google can find NO RECORDS of "Marn'i Washington." It's almost as if the algorithm has been told to bury the name.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2024 07:16 PM (KRtlO)
-------

I suppose it would be asking too much to ask Elon Musk to buy Google, but I wish he would.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2024 07:17 PM (79pEw)

216 It took a week for FEMA to show up in WNC, but part of that was the Dem governor not making any pre-request before Helene hit. There has also been talk of FEMA aid being denied to white homeowners while Hispanic neighbors right next door did get approved for aid.

Also according to a FEMA higher up training, FEMA is to prioritize LGBTQ needs over anyone else’s.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 08, 2024 07:17 PM (Vh9CX)

217 Mostly locusts, natives are different. I am amused by all of the crying and weeping over the flood damage to the 'River Arts District'. Screw them. They located their businesses in a known flood plain, where nothing but tobacco warehouses had been built since the flood of 1916.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Wasn't there a strip club down there near the Home Depot and Walmart?

Not that I'd know about such things. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2024 07:17 PM (WXNFJ)

218 Can you imagine what the Feds would have done to people like us if Harris had made it into office?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 08, 2024 07:17 PM (guGkK)

219 If JD serves in the Senate, how will he get the stench off?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 08, 2024 07:17 PM (Sl3zG)

220
Let me put it this way: Penguin is a lot better than Fallout, which wasn't good. Kinda bad, really. Just dumb.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2024 07:14 PM (AnRv4)

I enjoyed Fallout.
Posted by: G'rump928


Then we have nothing further to discuss.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2024 07:18 PM (AnRv4)

221 205 >>>184 Try googling this story, prepare to be infuriated, google needs shut down immediately

I know one thing: Google can find NO RECORDS of "Marn'i Washington." It's almost as if the algorithm has been told to bury the name.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2024 07:16 PM (KRtlO)

Bing shows both a CPD officer in Chicago who got 10 years in Jail... and a Fed Employee wage record for a FEMA employee who made 51K (which is pretty low salary for a Fed Employee).

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2024 07:18 PM (QAkQ3)

222 Cream of Tartar and Morton light salt have electrolytes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2024 07:18 PM (x1nVu)

223 DeSantis orders investigation
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2024 07:13 PM (KRtlO)


DeSantis/Vance Vance/DeSantis'28 Co-Presidents?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2024 07:14 PM (aD39U)

Call them consuls and let them alternate months.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 07:18 PM (n7h9X)

224 Supposedly the heads of Google and Youtube contacted Trump, I think they are trying to work with the change rather than fight it this time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2024 07:18 PM (Hh1ER)

225 In some of the YouTube videos shot by locals in the hard hit, very rugged and rural areas of NC, they said FEMA just bypassed them because of the political signage outside.

It's been documented since day one. But, for whatever reason(s) the word had "to go through proper channels." Or whatever.

Which is horseshit.

It's interesting that since Trump won the election so many things are "just now coming to light" that most here have known for weeks/months/years.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2024 07:18 PM (Q4IgG)

226 I've proposed a solution for corrupt officials many times, but I'll do it again.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I'd offer the ancient Roman solution. Any public official guilty of corruption or malfeasance was sewn in a bag with a wild animal. Then tossed into the Tiber. We don't have the Tiber but we have the Potomac.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at November 08, 2024 07:18 PM (Cp1vk)

227
"coconut water" to replenish electrolytes.

It's a natural laxative.
Posted by: Chuck Noland at November 08, 2024 07:17 PM (aD39U)

________

Pluto Water >>> Coconut Water

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2024 07:18 PM (EsZUh)

228 >>> 201
Those fucking assholes. They want anyone who disagrees with them to suffer, and die.

Death Panels? You're damn right there are.
Posted by: Frank Barone at November 08, 2024 07:15 PM (+oR7L)

See also, DIE infestation of "medical" "schools".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2024 07:18 PM (zlGo9)

229 And that's just FEMA. It was happening at all levels of the FedGov.

'reward your friends and punish your enemies'

-god king Obama

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 08, 2024 07:18 PM (o4wD0)

230 In fairness, WebMD seems to think coconut water does have electrolytes, so I stand (provisionally at least) corrected.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2024 07:18 PM (YqDXo)

231 Is the reaction because this was done or because they were so blatant about it? I'm not really surprised at the former, I assume this happens all the time. I am only a little surprised at the latter. I didn't think they would be so efficient about it.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 08, 2024 07:15 PM (Sl3zG)


I think it's the latter. Lots of us may have suspected this for a while, but it's rare you get an unambiguous, black-and-white proof like this, on top of the jerkoff responsible not getting punished at all. Going back to what I said earlier, this is one atrocity that can only be attributed to malice.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2024 07:18 PM (jGGMD)

232 Disband FEMA. Fire them all. Give the funding directly to the states the way it use to be. Let the locals, the governors and the states' national guards spear head the relief.

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at November 08, 2024 07:19 PM (jPdyB)

233 Mostly locusts, natives are different.
_________________

This Californian nods sadly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2024 07:17 PM (YqDXo)
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This Virginia nods sadly.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2024 07:19 PM (79pEw)

234 So, a typical mid-level manager?

*******

With pronouns!

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 08, 2024 07:19 PM (M7vhK)

235
The Tide of 2024 is much more damaging for them.
Posted by: Miklos
--------

Poor things. First their artsy stuff gets flooded with water and mud, then Trump. I imagine them stroking their furrowed brows thinking, 'It's all too much, just too much...'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2024 07:19 PM (XeU6L)

236 Virginian. Who can't spell.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2024 07:19 PM (79pEw)

237 Locusts have invaded and taken over Atlanta and now Savannah.

And the damned locusts who escaped the northeast, brag about wanting to turn GA blue.

DIAF.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2024 07:19 PM (4tmpE)

238 Lock them in a cage with three hungry hyenas.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 07:19 PM (+fXmK)

239 I guess nobody told Marn'eee Washington to keep it on the downlow.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 08, 2024 07:19 PM (guGkK)

240 88
'Trump locking up his "enemies."'

His enemies are my enemies. Trump could lock them up for any reason or no reason at all. My only concern would be how long he can keep them there.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 08, 2024 07:19 PM (3wi/L)

241 the itnernets have been remarkably slow recently. are they removing listening/recording stuff ?? is that why??

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2024 07:19 PM (V13WU)

242 I don't know. A lot of students in my classes have pronouns now in their tagline, yet seem more or less normal in person (by college student standards).

I think what's happening is they're being asked to declare their pronouns when filling out paperwork, and a lot of them either don't know any better or don't want to make a fuss about it. You have to include other data points: for example, whether they describe themselves as an "ally" in their emails.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2024 07:05 PM (jGGMD)

I don't know anything about students (and don't want to know), I just mean in the professional workplace, if you work in these fields, that's who are putting that nonsense in there.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 08, 2024 07:19 PM (ykfnv)

243 In fairness, WebMD seems to think coconut water does have electrolytes, so I stand (provisionally at least) corrected.

So does Brawndo

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2024 07:20 PM (Hh1ER)

244 230 In fairness, WebMD seems to think coconut water does have electrolytes, so I stand (provisionally at least) corrected.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Natural coconut water is an excellent source of electrolytes.

Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 07:20 PM (pZEOD)

245 Just confirming they really do want us dead - surprising no one. Well, two can play, etc....

Posted by: Martin Tell at November 08, 2024 07:20 PM (sFNX2)

246 How about JD Vance as Senate Majority Leader and Speaker of the House???

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 08, 2024 07:20 PM (9aVck)

247 Fearless leader > buffer > henchman > minion > lackey

Posted by: Don Black at November 08, 2024 07:20 PM (/7KEl)

248 I have. Opinions. About the people who went along with this.
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Carrying out an unlawful order.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 07:20 PM (hovnC)

249 I suppose it would be asking too much to ask Elon Musk to buy Google, but I wish he would.
______

Google is too valuable to the deep state.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 08, 2024 07:20 PM (Sl3zG)

250 New: Pentagon officials are having informal conversations about how the DOD would respond if Donald Trump issues orders to deploy active-duty troops domestically and fire large swaths of apolitical staffers, officials tell @NatashaBertrand and me
https://cnn.com/2024/11/08/politics/
2:59 PM · Nov 8, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 08, 2024 07:17 PM (9aVck)

Why the hell would you need troops? Tell them to work from home because of maintenance then change the locks and stop sending checks.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 07:20 PM (n7h9X)

251 fire large swaths of apolitical staffers
__________________

Yeah, I bet there are lots of those.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2024 07:20 PM (YqDXo)

252 In fairness, WebMD seems to think coconut water does have electrolytes, so I stand (provisionally at least) corrected.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2024 07:18 PM (YqDXo)
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It does. So does salt, which they are telling them to avoid. Further proof of their idiocy.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2024 07:20 PM (79pEw)

253 In fairness, WebMD seems to think coconut water does have electrolytes, so I stand (provisionally at least) corrected.

So does Brawndo
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2024 07:20 PM (Hh1ER)


It's what plants crave.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2024 07:21 PM (aD39U)

254 >>DeSantis needs to have his AG open a criminal investigation of this persyn named Marn'i* Washington...


he did!

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2024 07:21 PM (KRtlO)

255 Extreme action = transferring her to another county in the same state?

Extreme - and appropriate - action would involve lashing her to a buoy the next time a hurricane rolls in.

She needs to be fired. Plus, on top of everything else, isn't what she did a rather obvious violation of the Hatch Act?

Posted by: Paco at November 08, 2024 07:21 PM (njExo)

256
How about JD Vance as Senate Majority Leader and Speaker of the House???
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 08, 2024 07:20 PM (9aVck)

________

Viceroy of Congress

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2024 07:21 PM (EsZUh)

257 I know one thing: Google can find NO RECORDS of "Marn'i Washington." It's almost as if the algorithm has been told to bury the name.

I have no doubt that is the case.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 08, 2024 07:21 PM (mH6SG)

258 coconut water has the same nutrients as your blood ! replenishing !

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2024 07:21 PM (V13WU)

259 Death Panels? You're damn right there are.
Posted by: Frank Barone at November 08, 2024 07:15 PM (+oR7L)


Please. Call it "health equity".

Posted by: gKWVE at November 08, 2024 07:21 PM (gKWVE)

260 214 why would troops be needed if fed employees were to be fired?
Is the plan to fire them from cannons?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 08, 2024 07:21 PM (Wx316)

261 and move every damned thing to some obscure town in the Midwest
----

Fairbanks

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2024 07:21 PM (/lPRQ)

262 Their very lives were being threatened.

You may count upon it, sir. Just watch.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at November 08, 2024 07:22 PM (zdLoL)

263 "Bring a towel with you"

fucking Hitchhiker's Guide fanbois?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at November 08, 2024 06:49 PM (Ad8y9)

In humid NC, after a flood? That's a damn boat anchor and drowning hazard.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 07:22 PM (n7h9X)

264 Eat animals.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2024 07:22 PM (x1nVu)

265 Just drink water if you're thirsty, the whole electrolyte thing is so misunderstood

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2024 07:22 PM (Hh1ER)

266 Can you imagine what the Feds would have done to people like us if Harris had made it into office?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 08, 2024 07:17 PM (guGkK)

The same thing that happened to you in 43 BC.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 08, 2024 07:22 PM (RMjVS)

267 good thing I don't use google

"Marn'i D Washington (2023)
Emergency Management Specialist
Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA)


Marn'i D Washington worked as an Emergency Management Specialist for the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) and in 2023 had a reported pay of $51,507.16 according to public records. "

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2024 07:22 PM (V13WU)

268 Natural coconut water is an excellent source of electrolytes.

Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 07:20 PM (pZEOD)
________________

What electrolytes exactly? Sodium or potassium salts?

I suspect most people don't actually know what an electrolyte is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2024 07:22 PM (YqDXo)

269 214 Bonchie
@bonchieredstate Fire every single one of them. We aren’t doing this again.
Quote
Haley Britzky
@halbritz 3h
New: Pentagon officials are having informal conversations about how the DOD would respond if Donald Trump issues orders to deploy active-duty troops domestically and fire large swaths of apolitical staffers, officials tell @NatashaBertrand and me
https://cnn.com/2024/11/08/politics/
2:59 PM · Nov 8, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe



Trump will do no such thing and yes, fire every one of these traitorous m'fkrs.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 08, 2024 07:22 PM (o4wD0)

270
Fairbanks
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2024 07:21 PM (/lPRQ)

_________

Attu

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2024 07:22 PM (EsZUh)

271 Good for DeSantis

Federal bureaucrats do NOT have limited immunity.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 07:22 PM (+fXmK)

272 One thing I've never understood. The pronouns people pick to tell others about are precisely the ones no one would every have occasion to use when speaking to them. "They/Them" etc are ones you would only use when speaking of someone else.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2024 07:22 PM (1bNHn)

273 So yeah we got a lot of little accomplices who "were just following orders."
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 07:04 PM


You know who else had a lot of little accomplices who "were just following orders."?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2024 07:22 PM (a3Q+t)

274 214 why would troops be needed if fed employees were to be fired?
Is the plan to fire them from cannons?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 08, 2024 07:21 PM (Wx316)

Ukraine has all our cannons.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 07:22 PM (n7h9X)

275 Marn'i D Washington's Record in 2023
Name
Marn'i D Washington
Location
Riverside, California
County
Riverside
Payroll Year
2023
Employer/Source
United States Department of Homeland Security
Workplace
Federal Emergency Management Agency
Job Title
Emergency Management Specialist
Job Code
0089
Agency
Hs-Department of Homeland Security
Sub-Agency
Hscb-Federal Emergency Management Agency
Job Type
Intermittent
Position Number
EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT SPECIALIST

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2024 07:23 PM (V13WU)

276 Fairbanks
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2024 07:21 PM (/lPRQ)
_________

Attu
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2024 07:22 PM


Diego Garcia.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2024 07:23 PM (a3Q+t)

277 Attu is too nice

North Sentinel Island.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 07:23 PM (+fXmK)

278 2023 Pay Information
Information may include where available: pay, salary, bonuses, benefits, retirement contributions, pensions, and other financial data.

Payroll Type
Federal Agency
Base/Regular Pay
$51,507.16
Actual Pay
$69,476.23
Total Pay
$69,476.23
Federal Pay Plan Schedule
IM
Federal Grade or Level
02

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2024 07:23 PM (V13WU)

279 FEMA needs to be completely shut down. They have done nothing in the areas hit by Helene. The Amish have gone in and built tiny houses. People have donated trailers and RVs. Did you know that they shut down the shelters and told people to leave? And if they have kids, they are told the kids will be taken from them? There are documented cases of this and it's private groups finding them housing

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 08, 2024 07:23 PM (gfViB)

280 Fairbanks
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2024 07:21 PM (/lPRQ)
_________

Attu
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2024 07:22 PM

Diego Garcia.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2024 07:23 PM (a3Q+t)

Take out the middle man. Peking.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 08, 2024 07:23 PM (VNX3d)

281 259 Death Panels? You're damn right there are.
Posted by: Frank Barone at November 08, 2024 07:15 PM (+oR7L)

Please. Call it "health equity".
Posted by: gKWVE at November 08, 2024 07:21 PM (gKWVE)

Extremely late term Abortions? Which Dems ARE in Favor of...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2024 07:24 PM (QAkQ3)

282 Today was the first nice day I've had in a long time.

Second annual memorial golf tournament in honor of my precious husband. His two commie brothers came down to participate.

I was feeling full of forgiveness and love.

Now I just wish these a-holes would disappear from my life forever.

I'm too tired and sad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2024 07:24 PM (4tmpE)

283 It's funny how conservatives are the Nazis but the Democrats are the vicious ones.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 08, 2024 07:24 PM (kTd/k)

284 One thing I've never understood. The pronouns people pick to tell others about are precisely the ones no one would every have occasion to use when speaking to them. "They/Them" etc are ones you would only use when speaking of someone else.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2024 07:22 PM (1bNHn)

They like the idea of controlling you when they aren't there. They/Them is just a "group" being perverse. I suggest waiting until the other one shows up before speaking to one of those.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 07:24 PM (n7h9X)

285 In some of the YouTube videos shot by locals in the hard hit, very rugged and rural areas of NC, they said FEMA just bypassed them because of the political signage outside.

It's been documented since day one. But, for whatever reason(s) the word had "to go through proper channels." Or whatever.
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FEMA 'aid' means standing in line to try to qualify for $750, because, you know, your house, all that you own, and your job have all been swept away, overnight.

Of course they'll need some documentation...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2024 07:24 PM (XeU6L)

286 Update: I know Trump will investigate this after he's sworn in, but let's start the investigation now.
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What the Governor saw was against the law!
He began to shout, he started the investigation
And it's against the law, it was against the law
What Governor saw, it was against the law

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 07:24 PM (hovnC)

287
What electrolytes exactly? Sodium or potassium salts?

I suspect most people don't actually know what an electrolyte is.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Potassium, sodium and magnesium

Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 07:24 PM (pZEOD)

288 261 and move every damned thing to some obscure town in the Midwest
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Fairbanks
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2024 07:21 PM (/lPRQ)
______
Too populous. Scatter them in new hamlets in the interior of Alaska. With no dogs allowed, and only electric cars.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2024 07:24 PM (1bNHn)

289 I suspect most people don't actually know what an electrolyte is.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2024 07:22 PM


Pfft. Next, you'll be saying people don't know what an ionic or covalent bond is.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2024 07:24 PM (a3Q+t)

290 The city even smelled like rancid vagina and unwashed balls

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger

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As long as you stay away from downtown, and Haywood Road to the west, you're fine.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 08, 2024 07:25 PM (Hw6WF)

291 I know one thing: Google can find NO RECORDS of "Marn'i Washington." It's almost as if the algorithm has been told to bury the name.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2024 07:16 PM (KRtlO)

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Yeah, Duckduckgo pulls up a decent amount. Google clearly burying.

Posted by: King Lear at November 08, 2024 07:25 PM (xtKM4)

292 War

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 08, 2024 07:25 PM (FwrJJ)

293 287
What electrolytes exactly? Sodium or potassium salts?

I suspect most people don't actually know what an electrolyte is.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Potassium, sodium and magnesium
Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 07:24 PM (pZEOD)

It's what's in Brawndo.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at November 08, 2024 07:25 PM (OA79/)

294 I'm stunned that the FEMA statement wasn't something along the lines of this was a poorly stated but well intentioned warning of the potential threat to FEMA workers given the misinformation being pushed by the Trump campaign.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 08, 2024 07:25 PM (1YfKX)

295 Or the Kerguelen Islands

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 07:25 PM (+fXmK)

296 "How did this pyrsyn get a federal job? Who hired her? Who recommended her? Who interviewed her?"


If Kamala had won, one of her first acts would have been awarding this piece of scum the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Or of Fweedom. With Cackle Cluster.

May God have mercy on them because The Donald will not. He can't fire lower-level Civil Servants very quickly, but he can order their work station located to a small room in the sub-basement of a dingy FedGov building. Let them enjoy that while the firing for cause process proceeds.

Posted by: Gref at November 08, 2024 07:25 PM (aBgBM)

297 Bitch was definitely acting above her pay grade.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 08, 2024 07:26 PM (t8vHj)

298 coconut water has the same nutrients as your blood !

Then why not eliminate the middleman, and just drink blood?
There's plenty available, or will be, shortly.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at November 08, 2024 07:26 PM (zdLoL)

299 I suspect most people don't actually know what an electrolyte is.


*flips wall switch*

On
Off.

Seems straight forward.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2024 07:26 PM (aD39U)

300 Jane , you have every right to tell them to go away. They were your husband's brothers, not yours.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2024 07:26 PM (V13WU)

301 Trump better unleash hell on these people

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 08, 2024 07:26 PM (FwrJJ)

302 The GOP in 28 has Vance and others. The Democrats have who?

Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 07:26 PM (jga5y)

303 Pfft. Next, you'll be saying people don't know what an ionic or covalent bond is.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Name?

Bond. Covalent Bond.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2024 07:26 PM (WXNFJ)

304 New: Pentagon officials are having informal conversations about how the DOD would respond if Donald Trump issues orders to deploy active-duty troops domestically and fire large swaths of apolitical staffers, officials tell @NatashaBertrand and me
https://cnn.com/2024/11/08/politics/
2:59 PM · Nov 8, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 08, 2024 07:17 PM


Again made up hysterical bull$hit. Why would you need active duty troops to fire civil service workers?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 08, 2024 07:27 PM (QNSds)

305 This is the first story of them threatening to remove a kid. They did get them a shelter

https://tinyurl.com/4k7zb4xb

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 08, 2024 07:27 PM (gfViB)

306 291 I know one thing: Google can find NO RECORDS of "Marn'i Washington." It's almost as if the algorithm has been told to bury the name.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2024 07:16 PM (KRtlO)

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Yeah, Duckduckgo pulls up a decent amount. Google clearly burying.
Posted by: King Lear at November 08, 2024 07:25 PM (xtKM4)

Tried to use goggle to find graphs of presidential vote totally party for the last 5 elections.

Apparently none exist.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at November 08, 2024 07:27 PM (OA79/)

307 >>> 294 I'm stunned that the FEMA statement wasn't something along the lines of this was a poorly stated but well intentioned warning of the potential threat to FEMA workers given the misinformation being pushed by the Trump campaign.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 08, 2024 07:25 PM (1YfKX)

We don't know how many drafts they went through before this public statement.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2024 07:27 PM (zlGo9)

308
May God have mercy on them because The Donald will not. He can't fire lower-level Civil Servants very quickly,

Posted by: Gref

==============

He announced he's reinstating his EO allowing him to fire federal employees.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 08, 2024 07:27 PM (T3es0)

309 North Sentinel Island.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 07:23 PM (+fXmK)

Henders Island.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 08, 2024 07:27 PM (RMjVS)

310 George • @BehizyTweets • 19h
Trump can achieve something truly hilarious if he takes all the worst RINOs from the Senate and appoints them as secretaries & directors of some departments, only for Elon Musk to come in weeks later and shutdown those agencies, leaving the RINOs jobless.
Then we replace the RINO Senators with patriots. I would never stop laughing if something like this were to happen.

Posted by: Toni at November 08, 2024 07:27 PM (ugzWe)

311 "coconut water" to replenish electrolytes.



Stay in your lane, Marn'i

Posted by: Prof. Dr. Chikoananda Wnankpa, with Healing Remedies for all Modalities at November 08, 2024 07:27 PM (khrpa)

312 276 Fairbanks
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2024 07:21 PM (/lPRQ)
_________

Attu
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2024 07:22 PM

Diego Garcia.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2024 07:23 PM (a3Q+t)

2 dimensional thinking. Mariana Trench

Posted by: Spock at November 08, 2024 07:27 PM (/6GbT)

313 I suspect most people don't actually know what an electrolyte is.


*flips wall switch*

On
Off.

Seems straight forward.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2024 07:26 PM (aD39U)
***

Dang! At my house too!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2024 07:27 PM (W/lyH)

314 What electrolytes exactly? Sodium or potassium salts?

I suspect most people don't actually know what an electrolyte is.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Potassium, sodium and magnesium
Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 07:24 PM (pZEOD)

Yes, if you sweat like crazy and drink pure water you run low on electrolytes.

Now since these assholes are doing about 1 house a week they have nothing to worry about.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 07:27 PM (n7h9X)

315
Had a frosted sugar cookie. Bad boy!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2024 07:27 PM (EsZUh)

316 I like coconut water. Leave it be!

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2024 07:28 PM (V13WU)

317 An electrolyte is a substance that conducts electricity through the movement of ions, but not through the movement of electrons. This includes most soluble salts, acids, and bases, dissolved in a polar solvent like water. Upon dissolving, the substance separates into cations and anions, which disperse uniformly throughout the solvent.

Solid-state electrolytes also exist.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 08, 2024 07:28 PM (a3Q+t)

318 Then we replace the RINO Senators with patriots. I would never stop laughing if something like this were to happen.
Posted by: Toni at November 08, 2024 07:27 PM (ugzWe)



Let's be honest. At some point, you would have to stop laughing, if only to eat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 08, 2024 07:28 PM (guGkK)

319 I prefer incandescent bulbs with my electrolyte...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 08, 2024 07:28 PM (TGPs7)

320 J.D. Vance - Good Dad and Husband, Spiritual Follower of Christ, Former Jarhead, Layer of Waste, Implementer of Justice, Devoted Man of the People, Dispenser of Righteous Pain, Man on Deck
Posted by: Tonypete

A minor quibble. You forgot "Placeholder until Barron is 35".

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at November 08, 2024 07:28 PM (Cp1vk)

321 Bond. Covalent Bond.
Posted by: Tonypete
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In a less serious thread this would be the winner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2024 07:28 PM (XeU6L)

322 19 Willowed:

US Senate, Arizona - 80% reporting

Gallego - 49.7%
Lake - 48.3%

Approximately 780,000 votes, statewide, left to count.
Approximately 472,000 left to count in Maircopa County.

What are they using down there, abacuses?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 08, 2024 06:49 PM (6ydKt)


Tomorrow they begin using the Rigged-for-Democrats abacuses. If they haven't already.

Posted by: Gref at November 08, 2024 07:28 PM (aBgBM)

323 We don't own the Kerguelen Islands. We have a nice bird sanctuary on Navassa, though. A veritable paradise.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at November 08, 2024 07:28 PM (zdLoL)

324 Shut up Wesley.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2024 07:29 PM (WXNFJ)

325 I vape for the phytonutrients.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2024 07:29 PM (x1nVu)

326 A minor quibble. You forgot "Placeholder until Barron is 35".
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at November 08, 2024 07:28 PM (Cp1vk)



Barron will refuse the crown and be content with being First Senator.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2024 07:29 PM (aD39U)

327 Shave her head. I've heard it is all the rage.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 08, 2024 07:01 PM (eV8j6)

Strip her naked, and whip her up and down every single road in Highlands County with a cat o'ninetails. If she bleeds out, tough shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2024 07:30 PM (iWeo2)

328 I like solid-state electrolytes the best.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 08, 2024 07:30 PM (guGkK)

329 McCormick too was down..and then he was not.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2024 07:30 PM (V13WU)

330
I prefer incandescent bulbs with my electrolyte...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 08, 2024 07:28 PM (TGPs7)

________

"Me too." - Tim Rossovich

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2024 07:30 PM (EsZUh)

331 170
'The government is weaponized against me. I am totally fine with it being weaponized against my enemies when my side controls it. '

I couldn't agree more.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 08, 2024 07:30 PM (3wi/L)

332 May God have mercy on them because The Donald will not. He can't fire lower-level Civil Servants very quickly,

Posted by: Gref

==============

He announced he's reinstating his EO allowing him to fire federal employees.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 08, 2024 07:27 PM (T3es0)

Sure you can. Just assign them night shifts, transfer them all over, until they take the severance package instead.

The Dems didnt infiltrate into the deep state because of their skills and talent.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 07:30 PM (n7h9X)

333 Jane , you have every right to tell them to go away. They were your husband's brothers, not yours.
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2024 07:26 PM (V13WU)

Believe me, I've cut them out of my life. My son feels an obligation to be close to his dad's siblings and their spawn who treated my husband like crap, while always wanting free air miles, etc.

It's been like a boulder lifted off my shoulders after 40 years.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2024 07:30 PM (4tmpE)

334 There is a Marni Washington that is Lori Lightfoot's ex.

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at November 08, 2024 07:30 PM (jPdyB)

335 Coconut water is great, but ensure you are getting pure coconut water, not coconut flavored sugar water. Real coconut water can have a pink hue.

Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 07:30 PM (pZEOD)

336 Electro-Lite? Like a diet electron?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2024 07:30 PM (Hh1ER)

337 I suspect most people don't actually know what an electrolyte is.


I do, I do! It's a pear-shaped glass buld with threads used to screw it into an electrolyte socket.

What do I win?

Posted by: Gref at November 08, 2024 07:31 PM (aBgBM)

338 "Why the hell would you need troops? Tell them to work from home because of maintenance then change the locks and stop sending checks.
Posted by: Oldcat "

This is better idea than mine. Which I will not elaborate on. Because this one is better.

Posted by: fd at November 08, 2024 07:31 PM (vFG9F)

339 I'm stunned that the FEMA statement wasn't something along the lines of this was a poorly stated but well intentioned warning of the potential threat to FEMA workers given the misinformation being pushed by the Trump campaign.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 08, 2024 07:25 PM (1YfKX)

Of course, and the violent attacks against poll workers are going to come to light any day now. Just wait for it.

Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 07:31 PM (jga5y)

340 *flips wall switch*

On
Off.

Seems straight forward.
Posted by: G'rump
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I still have mercury switches. I expect to be raided by the EPA SWAT team any day.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2024 07:31 PM (XeU6L)

341 Strip her naked, and whip her up and down every single road in Highlands County with a cat o'ninetails. If she bleeds out, tough shit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2024 07:30 PM (iWeo2)

Naked? good lord haven't the county suffered enough?

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 07:31 PM (n7h9X)

342 I still have mercury switches. I expect to be raided by the EPA SWAT team any day.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2024 07:31 PM (XeU6L)



The silent killer.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2024 07:31 PM (aD39U)

343 >>>Upon dissolving, the substance separates into cations and anions, which disperse uniformly throughout the solvent.

Solid-state electrolytes also exist.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher
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The cations are OK but the anions give me indigestion.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 08, 2024 07:31 PM (H1Z1q)

344 I think we need armed party members to visit every single federal department with orders to eliminate all leftist apparatchiks with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: Archer at November 08, 2024 07:31 PM (IDphi)

345 Or you could jyst drink pigs blood like the Spartans.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2024 07:32 PM (x1nVu)

346 "Why the hell would you need troops? Tell them to work from home because of maintenance then change the locks and stop sending checks.
Posted by: Oldcat "

This is better idea than mine. Which I will not elaborate on. Because this one is better.
Posted by: fd at November 08, 2024 07:31 PM (vFG9F)

Just remember to cut access to federal systems at the same time.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 08, 2024 07:32 PM (VNX3d)

347 I suspect most people don't actually know what an electrolyte is.


I don't know what it is but I do know I'll pay more for it to be in my drink.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 08, 2024 07:32 PM (guGkK)

348 I still have mercury switches. I expect to be raided by the EPA SWAT team any day.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2024 07:31 PM (XeU6L)

Call them neptune switches.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 07:32 PM (n7h9X)

349 "If they are Trump voters, let them die."

This is old leftist policy.

"If they are Democrats, bail them out for billions, give them massive grift."

Nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2024 07:32 PM (Cus5s)

350 at least it will treat the bit of syphilis.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2024 07:32 PM (aD39U)

351 I prefer incandescent bulbs with my electrolyte...
Posted by: Mister Ghost

All over the world, everybody got the wo-or-ord, everybody in the world is gonna rock tonight!

Posted by: Electrolyte Orchestra at November 08, 2024 07:32 PM (KAi1n)

352 https://x.com/i/status/1854223462518173910

That Hi+ler meme

Posted by: scottst at November 08, 2024 07:32 PM (7Sj3z)

353 Just so everyone is clear, the DoD crap about troops being used is cover for these losers when they are fired to claim that they were resisting unlawful orders.

Which won't actually exist. They will try to fabricate them, but will get key elements wrong because all the appointees slept through the DSCA courses.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2024 07:32 PM (llXky)

354 Electrolyte? Part of Batteries?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2024 07:33 PM (QAkQ3)

355 Believe me, I've cut them out of my life. My son feels an obligation to be close to his dad's siblings and their spawn who treated my husband like crap, while always wanting free air miles, etc.

It's been like a boulder lifted off my shoulders after 40 years.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2024 07:30 PM (4tmpE)

My view is..your son's first obligation should be to his mother , not some goofy relative. Hope he'll understand someday..

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2024 07:33 PM (V13WU)

356 Extreem action was possibly a promotion.

Or a slap on the wrist, and the asshole had to write 100 times, "I will not be caught again"

I really think the message of FEMA running out of money and offering a LOAN of $750 per person to Americans who lost everything helped Trump win NC. I have a close friend in those western mountains who built there a year before we moved west from FL. We are used to hurricanes, but this was a once in a century event (ok, Camille in 1969, after wiping out the MS coast, did similar damage to the mountians in VA). My friends are well off and will rebuild the garage that went in the landslide, and replace their 2 cars they lost. Other people have NOTHING. Much like when Katrina hit the MS Coast, it was church groups who arrived first and helped.

Helene enraged me. If I were a lot younger I would go there to volunteer, both as a RN and person whose ancestors came from there.

FEMA I hope will be dissolved. They need people like DeSantis who know how to freaking run an emergency. He also formed the FL Guard 2yrs ago, and a FL group of retired special ops guys he sent to W NC. DeSantis may not be a favorite here, but he has it together with hurricanes.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 08, 2024 07:34 PM (gi+MR)

357 Potassium, sodium and magnesium
Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 07:24 PM (pZEOD)
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The salts, you mean, not the metals, presumably.

What would be counterions?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2024 07:34 PM (YqDXo)

358 Electrolyte? Part of Batteries?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2024 07:33 PM


I salute you, sir!

Posted by: H2SO4 at November 08, 2024 07:34 PM (a3Q+t)

359 I still have mercury switches. I expect to be raided by the EPA SWAT team any day.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

I replaced all my fuses with Mercury dimes

Posted by: Miklos got this tip from Ron Paul at November 08, 2024 07:34 PM (khrpa)

360 It's actually possible to consume too many electrolytes. They call it Uncle Fester Syndrome.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 08, 2024 07:34 PM (guGkK)

361 Coconut water is great, but ensure you are getting pure coconut water, not coconut flavored sugar water. Real coconut water can have a pink hue.
Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 07:30 PM (pZEOD)

Poor Piper who actually knows a lot about electrolytes! We are teasing her too much.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 07:34 PM (n7h9X)

362 > Bitch was definitely acting above her pay grade.
Posted by: Ben Had
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I think this is true of a 'lot' of federal employees. Management was elsewhere, fucking off, grifting, whatever so the mice played with the rules and did what the fuck they wanted.

Nobody to supervise.

And we're just going to forgive them for their "exuberance" in carrying out their duties?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2024 07:34 PM (Q4IgG)

363
Coconut water sounds as dumb as coconut milk.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2024 07:34 PM (tg/Tu)

364 Posted by: Fuck All Democrats With a Razor Wired Dick at November 08, 2024 07:33 PM (jyPx/)

Between Fed, State and Local... Governments spent 44.9% of GDP last year.

There is going to be a LOT of substandard folks with jobs when you have that much money to play with.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2024 07:34 PM (QAkQ3)

365 I still have mercury switches. I expect to be raided by the EPA SWAT team any day.

Posted by: Mike Hammer

------------------------

I got a box of those also.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 08, 2024 07:34 PM (Hw6WF)

366 Outstanding work this time Tensor.

https://tinyurl.com/mpeh4u8d

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 07:34 PM (+fXmK)

367
I mean Almond Milk.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2024 07:34 PM (tg/Tu)

368
Confirmed, Accredited Race Experts spent 20 minutes in deep discussion on MSNBC on the scandal of racist texts being sent to American people of color JUST AFTER TRUMP IS ELECTED. The tears and recriminations were epic.

It turns out it's a phishing scheme coming from something like Pakistan. The texts had links in them. DUH.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 08, 2024 07:35 PM (T3es0)

369 Also, drinking 8 glasses of water is not necessary unless you are thirsty. If you drink water when you are thirsty, you will get enough. You will want more when you sweat more.

This is your free nutrition lesson du jour from your favorite nutrition person. Next up, our squat of the day - the suitcase squat!

Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 07:35 PM (pZEOD)

370 It's been like a boulder lifted off my shoulders after 40 years.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
------------

I remember them. They were a PIA every time. Snoots too if I remember correctly. And something about a graduation.
Good riddance.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 08, 2024 07:35 PM (H1Z1q)

371 Potassium, sodium and magnesium
Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 07:24 PM (pZEOD)
_______________

The salts, you mean, not the metals, presumably.

What would be counterions?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2024 07:34 PM (YqDXo)

well two of those would be very spectacular in water indeed.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 07:35 PM (n7h9X)

372 They are Stalinists to the core.

If you wonder how the Holodomor happened, examine the mindset of DHS officials charged with helping victims of natural disaster.

Keep this knowledge foremost in your minds when dealing with representatives of the federal government.

As a refresher, read Solzhenitsyn.

Posted by: Sam Adams at November 08, 2024 07:35 PM (KEWDx)

373 NaCl is a salt of sodium.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 08, 2024 07:35 PM (a3Q+t)

374 Also, drinking 8 glasses of water is not necessary unless you are thirsty. If you drink water when you are thirsty, you will get enough.
=


what about alcohol ?

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2024 07:36 PM (V13WU)

375 It turns out it's a phishing scheme coming from something like Pakistan. The texts had links in them. DUH.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 08, 2024 07:35 PM (T3es0)


Were the links in the shape of a noose?

Posted by: The FBI at November 08, 2024 07:36 PM (guGkK)

376 To use electrolytes they need to be salts. Even Iodine needs a sodium side car to go deep into cells.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2024 07:36 PM (x1nVu)

377 Electrolyte? Part of Batteries?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2024 07:33 PM (QAkQ3)
________________

That's one use of them, but doesn't describe what they are.

I've had this discussion with liberals bleating about RoundUp.

What is it? "It's an herbicide."

"Yeah, but that's its use. What is it, chemically, if you want to talk about its toxicology?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2024 07:36 PM (YqDXo)

378 A minor quibble. You forgot "Placeholder until Barron is 35".
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at November 08, 2024 07:28 PM (Cp1vk)


You don't have to be 35 to be reigning monarch of the Imperium of Man

Posted by: gKWVE at November 08, 2024 07:36 PM (gKWVE)

379 I mean Almond Milk.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2024 07:34 PM (tg/Tu)

Almond tits are too small, and getting the bra off is impossible.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 07:37 PM (n7h9X)

380 366 Outstanding work this time Tensor.

https://tinyurl.com/mpeh4u8d
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 07:34 PM (+fXmK)

Why do Cat Girls always have two sets of ears?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2024 07:37 PM (QAkQ3)

381 If you stop eating carbs your thirst for alcohol will disappear eventually.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2024 07:37 PM (x1nVu)

382 I mean Almond Milk.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2024 07:34 PM


Milk? Almonds don't have mammary glands. That's nuts!

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at November 08, 2024 07:37 PM (a3Q+t)

383 Something for Congress: Examine the hiring process that led to this hire.


There is nothing wrong with the hiring process within the FedGov.

Posted by: Sam Brinton at November 08, 2024 07:38 PM (o4wD0)

384 194
Coconut water has everything needed for cell culture. Has been used for tissue culture. Very good for you.

Posted by: Ciampino - Put the lime in the coconut at November 08, 2024 07:38 PM (i0xsb)

385 https://openpayrolls.com/
marni-d-washington-
151103114

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2024 07:38 PM (/lPRQ)

386 To use electrolytes they need to be salts.
__________________

An electrolyte IS a salt. It carries electric capacitance current, and some of them, faradaic current (i.e., oxidation/reduction current, as opposed to just the movement of ions, the capacitance current).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2024 07:38 PM (YqDXo)

387 Almonds don't have tits.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2024 07:39 PM (x1nVu)

388 All the better to hear when the cat food can opens.

*blinks and runs prompt again*

What is she is doing with that sword?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 07:39 PM (+fXmK)

389 "the DoD crap about troops being used is cover for these losers when they are fired to claim that they were resisting unlawful orders."

The resisting illegal orders defense. Unfortunately it think it will work for most of them.

Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 07:39 PM (jga5y)

390 >>> 368
Confirmed, Accredited Race Experts spent 20 minutes in deep discussion on MSNBC on the scandal of racist texts being sent to American people of color JUST AFTER TRUMP IS ELECTED. The tears and recriminations were epic.

It turns out it's a phishing scheme coming from something like Pakistan. The texts had links in them. DUH.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 08, 2024 07:35 PM (T3es0)

So, see eye ay not Eff.Bee.EYE this time?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2024 07:39 PM (zlGo9)

391 I'm shocked. Shocked. I was oh-so-wrong about the consequences faced by this they/them (don't want to presume anyone's gender here). I thought for sure that a paid vacation ... ooops ... I mean "paid administrative leave" was going to be part of the consequences.

Posted by: Schroedinger's Cat Wears the Emperor's New Clothes at November 08, 2024 07:39 PM (5Pci1)

392 66 Outstanding work this time Tensor.

https://tinyurl.com/mpeh4u8d
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 07:34 PM (+fXmK)

Why do Cat Girls always have two sets of ears?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2024 07:37 PM (QAkQ3)

I've only recently been studying this and they don't. Most have some doubt if the ears are high on the head in cat position or down lower (if folded ears) where human ears are.

There are cats with doubled ears, but these are both together.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 07:39 PM (n7h9X)

393 Coconut water sounds as dumb as coconut milk.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Coconuts or almonds, or rice for that matter, have breasts?

Hmmmm. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2024 07:40 PM (WXNFJ)

394 Cane sugar milk is the best.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2024 07:40 PM (x1nVu)

395 well two of those would be very spectacular in water indeed.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 07:35 PM (n7h9X)
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Yep. A memorable experience if in the blood stream.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2024 07:40 PM (YqDXo)

396 Has Capt. Renault expressed shock over Marn'i's actions?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 07:40 PM (+fXmK)

397 Almonds don't have tits.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2024 07:39 PM (x1nVu)


That's one thing they have in common with Asian women.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 08, 2024 07:40 PM (guGkK)

398 Why do Cat Girls always have two sets of ears?

And only one set of breasts

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2024 07:40 PM (Hh1ER)

399
The salts, you mean, not the metals, presumably.

What would be counterions?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2024 07:34 PM (YqDXo)

well two of those would be very spectacular in water indeed.
Posted by: Oldcat at November

I do not know off the top of my head, but if it’s super important to you, I can get you all the detail you need. I am a nutritionist (by education, not trade), not a chemist. Remember, I got this degree to supplement and support what I do from a physical / exercise health perspective. Sort of like my MBA to my Bachelor’s. I am accidental degree collector, and yet remain unintentionally funny most of the time.

Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 07:40 PM (pZEOD)

400 The resisting illegal orders defense. Unfortunately it think it will work for most of them.
Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 07:39 PM (jga5y)
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No, it won't, because their won't be any orders and everyone hates staff officers, which these assuredly are.

The DoD has a supporting role under DSCA, and everyone knows it. But these dumb fucks will probably uses crayons to write out fake orders because they're all trannies anyway.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2024 07:40 PM (llXky)

401 You people will talk about anything.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2024 07:40 PM (LkLld)

402 . Other people have NOTHING. Much like when Katrina hit the MS Coast, it was church groups who arrived first and helped.

Helene enraged me. If I were a lot younger I would go there to volunteer, both as a RN and person whose ancestors came from there
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It is worse than people know. It is the volunteer organizations which have been the saviors. Had governments been the only recourse, the situation here would be intolerable. I'm working up a mongraph on things, but it would take a book. And the area will certainly not recover in my lifetime.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2024 07:41 PM (XeU6L)

403 378 A minor quibble. You forgot "Placeholder until Barron is 35".
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at November 08, 2024 07:28 PM (Cp1vk)

You don't have to be 35 to be reigning monarch of the Imperium of Man
Posted by: gKWVE
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After watching all the hell his family is going through he could turn out, if he were monarch, m e a n.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 08, 2024 07:41 PM (H1Z1q)

404 I mean "paid administrative leave" was going to be part of the consequences.

Posted by: Schroedinger's Cat Wears the Emperor's New Clothes at November 08, 2024 07:39 PM (5Pci1)
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Yeah, that's a great punishment. Additional vacation days.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2024 07:41 PM (YqDXo)

405 "I mean Almond Milk.
Posted by: Soothsayer "

Pfft

Posted by: Cockroach milk at November 08, 2024 07:41 PM (vFG9F)

406
Were the links in the shape of a noose?
Posted by: The FBI

===================

They probably said "Click hear to recover my $1,00,000,00000,0 fortune."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 08, 2024 07:41 PM (T3es0)

407 They like the idea of controlling you when they aren't there. They/Them is just a "group" being perverse. I suggest waiting until the other one shows up before speaking to one of those.

The "They/Them" is appropriate.

"When Jesus asked [ the demoniac ] his name, he replied 'Legion, for we are many.'" -Mark 5:1-20

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 08, 2024 07:41 PM (rHxhM)

408 I’m sure Barron would rather focus on fixing his Time Machine now that he’s restored the timeline and can safely return to the future again

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 08, 2024 07:41 PM (M7vhK)

409 286
'What Governor saw, it was against the law'

It was me and Julio down by the schoolyard!

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 08, 2024 07:41 PM (3wi/L)

410 Wife buys green coconuts just hack them open for the water.
Meat is too wet to cream for rice

Posted by: Accomack at November 08, 2024 07:42 PM (4qMiv)

411 Why did Trump have Musk on a call with Zelensky?

Posted by: Freds Revenge at November 08, 2024 07:42 PM (dXALN)

412 You people will talk about anything.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2024 07:40 PM (LkLld)
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What about celebrity Mortal Kombat?

https://tinyurl.com/492buep2

The various Diddy incarnations are a hoot.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2024 07:42 PM (llXky)

413 I've only recently been studying this and they don't. Most have some doubt if the ears are high on the head in cat position or down lower (if folded ears) where human ears are.

Yeah, usually their hair covers where the human ears would be

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2024 07:42 PM (Hh1ER)

414 it's a chemistry thread

Posted by: Don Black at November 08, 2024 07:42 PM (/7KEl)

415 Keep this up and you will get Triggly Puff with cow horns while wearing spandex.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 07:42 PM (+fXmK)

416 Cafe is open!!!!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 08, 2024 07:42 PM (OX9vb)

417 In fairness, WebMD seems to think coconut water does have electrolytes, so I stand (provisionally at least) corrected.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2024 07:18 PM (YqDXo)

Hexavalent chromium is an electrolyte.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2024 07:42 PM (iWeo2)

418 You people will talk about anything.
Posted by: JackStraw
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What do you mean by that? Let's discuss this.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2024 07:42 PM (XeU6L)

419 it's a chemistry thread
Posted by: Don Black at November 08, 2024 07:42 PM (/7KEl)

It's a floor polish.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 08, 2024 07:43 PM (RMjVS)

420 295 Or the Kerguelen Islands

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 07:25 PM (+fXmK)


Have you read the Windward series of three near-future novels?

Few people are survivors of a nuclear-biological war. The Kergueln Islanders are among them. They have to battle for existence against other, hostile, survivors. Technology regresses because no more spare parts for high-tech items and all high-tech manufacturing sources were wiped-out.

Posted by: Gref at November 08, 2024 07:43 PM (aBgBM)

421 And only one set of breasts
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

There are a statistically measurable number of woman that have more than two locations of breast tissue.

I'm sure Muldoon has a code for that.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2024 07:43 PM (WXNFJ)

422 nood cafe

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at November 08, 2024 07:43 PM (sMkAM)

423 Forget about the Crew 33 listing above. It's BS pretending that that agency has the ability to actually participate in an occupational safety and health program for its own workers. However, bear in mind, that crew may be 'FEMA workers' but are they actually FEMA employees, FEMA Reservists, state or municipal workers, 'volunteer emergency workers' such as firefighters, grantees, etc. working under FEMA's direction but through any OR all of the previously mentioned, OR under federal contractors?

BTW, no FEMA is not capable. It has never been. But it can also NOT be fined or otherwise punished as could a private entity be.

So, back to topic, should you doubt go to C-SPAN and watch FEMA Administrator Testifies on Disaster Readiness, September 19, 2023. Riddled with climate change, NET Zero, equitable service, unpaid small contractors, unpaid counties, emergency food and shelter programs, and so on.

See why the Ds 'dislike' Perry, and why nothing ever gets done.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at November 08, 2024 07:43 PM (NFX2v)

424 401 You people will talk about anything.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2024 07:40 PM (LkLld)

Well ...

We can't talk hockey because our respective teams aren't playing tonight

So electrolytes it is ...

Posted by: browndog says get the number 6 poo poo platter at November 08, 2024 07:43 PM (TTAGa)

425 An electrolyte IS a salt. It carries electric capacitance current, and some of them, faradaic current (i.e., oxidation/reduction current, as opposed to just the movement of ions, the capacitance current).
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2024 07:38 PM (YqDXo)

This is when I have to admit this is starting to start to sound too smart for me.

Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 07:44 PM (jga5y)

426
So, see eye ay not Eff.Bee.EYE this time?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

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No, but they were called out to investigate this "hate crime" because texts with links in them from "88010" have never been seen before in the history of cell phones.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 08, 2024 07:44 PM (T3es0)

427 I do not know off the top of my head, but if it’s super important to you, I can get you all the detail you need. I am a nutritionist (by education, not trade), not a chemist. Remember, I got this degree to supplement and support what I do from a physical / exercise health perspective. Sort of like my MBA to my Bachelor’s. I am accidental degree collector, and yet remain unintentionally funny most of the time.

Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 07:40 PM (pZEOD)
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It's not. I was being pedantic. Lots of people quack about things they know nothing at all about.

I would imagine the major anions would chloride, acetate, and some amino acids (carboxylates).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2024 07:44 PM (YqDXo)

428 Coconuts or almonds, or rice for that matter, have breasts?

Hmmmm. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2024 07:40 PM (WXNFJ)
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No, but women do have coconuts. "Look at the coconuts on that broad!"

QED

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2024 07:44 PM (llXky)

429 Why do Cat Girls always have two sets of ears?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2024 07:37 PM (QAkQ3)

I've only recently been studying this and ...
Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 07:39 PM (n7h9X)


It's good that we have professionals on this vital field of study.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 08, 2024 07:45 PM (gKWVE)

430 There are a statistically measurable number of woman that have more than two locations of breast tissue.

I'm sure Muldoon has a code for that.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2024 07:43 PM (WXNFJ)
________________

666?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 08, 2024 07:45 PM (YqDXo)

431 No, but they were called out to investigate this "hate crime" because texts with links in them from "88010" have never been seen before in the history of cell phones.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 08, 2024 07:44 PM (T3es0)
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Was this the ancient, decaying garage door pull that Bubba Wallace discovered and needed five tactical groups to investigate?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2024 07:46 PM (llXky)

432 It's the mirror universe Parable of the Talents.

In the run up to the '16 election, every federal drone was on edge, worried that, had Hillary won, they'd get called into her office, and be asked, "how did you use your office to help me get elected?"

And saying "I remained loyal to my oath" would have been a career-ender. Or worse.

This twit probably had dreams of promotion dancing in her head. She used her talents!

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 08, 2024 07:46 PM (8AONa)

433 Look at the almonds on that asian chick.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2024 07:46 PM (x1nVu)

434 🙄 For heaven's sake: Heat Stress Guide, OSHA

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at November 08, 2024 07:47 PM (NFX2v)

435 @19

>>What are they using down there, abacuses?

We have no idea of the universe of ballots, or their provenance.

Or alternatively...

Show me you're fortifying the vote without showing you're fortifying the vote.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 08, 2024 07:47 PM (XV/Pl)

436 Could we just move on to electrophilicity, steric hindrance, carbocation stability, and hyperconjugation, please?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2024 07:47 PM (XeU6L)

437 Why do Cat Girls always have two sets of ears?

And only one set of breasts
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2024 07:40 PM (Hh1ER)

An MMO I play has a warrior cat race - not catgirl . They kind of move like gorillas, with long arms and on all 4s when running.

At one point the corporate was trying to pressure them to be anime catgirls instead but the art team said if they did they would put 6 breasts on them.

They did make a skin (full suit of clothes/accessories) for decoration with a tail coming out the back. Hmm wonder how that looks on a Charr

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 07:49 PM (n7h9X)

438 I am a two time loser in college level chemistry 101. I could ace the labs but there is some fundamental concept in the electron shells that I cannot grasp.

The first time I thought it was because my professor had such an accent as to be unintelligible to me but, no, I am just a retard.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2024 07:50 PM (aD39U)

439 Starlink is the communications for the Ukrainian army.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 08, 2024 07:50 PM (gfViB)

440 and hyperconjugation, please?

All that's the tricknology the man use to keep the people down!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 08, 2024 07:53 PM (9DmOt)

441 And only one set of breasts
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

There are a statistically measurable number of woman that have more than two locations of breast tissue.

I'm sure Muldoon has a code for that.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2024 07:43 PM (WXNFJ)

Wasn't the legend Anne Boleyn had three breasts, presumably one was such a extra.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 07:53 PM (n7h9X)

442 393 Coconut water sounds as dumb as coconut milk.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Coconuts or almonds, or rice for that matter, have breasts?

Hmmmm. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2024 07:40 PM (WXNFJ)
You put the lime in the coconut. It is known.

Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2024 07:53 PM (LHPAg)

443 Coconut water is great, but ensure you are getting pure coconut water, not coconut flavored sugar water. Real coconut water can have a pink hue.
Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 07:30 PM (pZEOD)

From young coconut. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2024 07:55 PM (/lPRQ)

444 No, it won't, because their won't be any orders and everyone hates staff officers, which these assuredly are.

The DoD has a supporting role under DSCA, and everyone knows it. But these dumb fucks will probably uses crayons to write out fake orders because they're all trannies anyway.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

I thought Biden issued an EO authorizing the troops to shoot US civilians?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2024 08:00 PM (/lPRQ)

445 "We're from the government, and we're here to help."

Posted by: Sam Adams at November 08, 2024 08:01 PM (KEWDx)

446
Name?

Bond. Covalent Bond.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2024 07:26 PM (WXNFJ)
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So you're saying you're unionized?

Posted by: Ciampino - Not a union man at November 08, 2024 08:03 PM (i0xsb)

447 224 Supposedly the heads of Google and Youtube contacted Trump, I think they are trying to work with the change rather than fight it this time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Put another way, they are sucking up to avoid a busting up.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 08, 2024 08:03 PM (H1Z1q)

448 Humans have a breast line not dissimilar to that of other mammals, however, only the female fully develops breast tissue and that is one set, *one set only.


*most of the time

Posted by: Braenyard at November 08, 2024 08:09 PM (H1Z1q)

449 This is so inhumane.

That they're told not to drink coffee.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 08, 2024 08:14 PM (DsA2n)

450 If the responsible person's head isn't on a pike it would seem the action FEMA allegedly took wasn't extreme enough.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 08, 2024 08:16 PM (GDmeM)

451 Here's her details:

https://openpayrolls.com/marni-d-washington-151103114

She's official employed in Riverside, CA.

Marn'i D Washington worked as an Emergency Management Specialist for the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) and in 2023 had a reported pay of $51,507.16 according to public records. This is 33.2 percent lower than the average pay for federal agency employees and 28.2 percent lower than the national average for government employees.

Posted by: Greg the Class Traitor at November 08, 2024 08:17 PM (nwyWF)

452 In the run up to the '16 election, every federal drone was on edge, worried that, had Hillary won, they'd get called into her office, and be asked, "how did you use your office to help me get elected?"
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Yes.

The sloppy, slovenly ops by the FBI in '15-'16 were a result of this. They were positive she'd win, and knew what she expected from Feds because of '92-'15, so they were tripping all over each other to be the most corrupt, and therefore most desirable to her.

We know about it because Trump won. But I'll guarantee similar ops were being run on every GOP candidate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2024 08:21 PM (7oYYI)

453 Has anyone put the spin out yet that this directive was because they were afraid Trump supporters would attack FEMA agents?

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at November 08, 2024 08:21 PM (dQfJF)

454 In the '80s, I had to interact with FEMA because of a hurricane in New Orleans. The dude I got directed to made no bones about telling me what an 'interruption to my vacation' this was, and bragged about having a DoctorEight in Something Pointless but Profitable. It was a terrible inconvenience to have his vacay interrupted just to sit and help us po' benighted peons.

Forward to Katrina and the Evac to Baton Rouge: FEMA was still no more help than it was the first time I had to deal with them. Neither was the Red Cross (usually seen in the Finer Malls Everywhere in B.R.). FEMA insisted that every evacuee report to 'that line over there', where we'd be given a tetanus shot 'cos, well, 'hurricane water'.

Do the right and easy thing: Defund the agency, fire the 'employees' (a/k/a 'supernumeraries'), do a controlled demolition on their building(-s), and then salt the earth where they stood. I hate FEMA.

Posted by: Dr_No at November 08, 2024 08:31 PM (ayRl+)

455 453 Has anyone put the spin out yet that this directive was because they were afraid Trump supporters would attack FEMA agents?
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at November 08, 2024 08:21 PM (dQfJF)
I though all FEMA was armed? Like IRS?

Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2024 08:33 PM (LHPAg)

456 273 So yeah we got a lot of little accomplices who "were just following orders."
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 07:04 PM

You know who else had a lot of little accomplices who "were just following orders."?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2024 07:22 PM (a3Q+t)

She should be fired and prosecuted.
Everyone who got the message and acted on it should be fired.
Everyone who got the message and said nothing but did nothing should be suspended without pay for 2 weeks.
Only the whistleblowers should skate - and even then, it should have been said and outed earlier, so they are no heroes.

Posted by: Nova Local at November 08, 2024 09:18 PM (exHjb)

457 The apostrophe in the name is a clue to the DEI bureaucrat.

Posted by: jtea at November 08, 2024 09:22 PM (6w+pI)

458 What are you guys getting so worked up about? At least they replenished their electrolytes with coconut water.

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2024 09:26 PM (pMi6S)

459 The "extreme action" by FEMA bureaucrats will be to tell Ms Washington not to put it in writing next time.

Posted by: Nemo at November 08, 2024 09:27 PM (S6ArX)

460 This seems to be a picture of Marn'i Washington:

https://cdn.theorg.com/ 87d2439f-e3f7-4eba-93f3-4fab5b90a510_thumb.jpg
(remove space)

Taken from this page:

https://theorg.com/org/ avanath-capital-management/org-chart/marni-washington
(remove space)

Can't guarantee that it's the SAME Marn'i Washington, though. This one is a registered nurse, when is somewhat related to "public health" and emergency respose, I suppose.

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2024 09:30 PM (pMi6S)

461 Couldn;t find any more info about her, but did just discover that "Marn'i Washington" is now the 50th most popular term on Twitter!

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2024 09:35 PM (pMi6S)

462 It is worse than people know. It is the volunteer organizations which have been the saviors. Had governments been the only recourse, the situation here would be intolerable. I'm working up a mongraph on things, but it would take a book. And the area will certainly not recover in my lifetime.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2024 07:41 PM (XeU6L)

Had dinner and am late to reply. Topography maps will need to be redone. Some areas cannot be rebuilt due to boulders, once the water receded, in what was a creek now a dried up river. It is incredibly sad. Horrific. At one point an honest guess was 3k dead/missing. In one county, someone on the ground said 900 body bags filled. Yet the news reports NOTHING. These people had no help except for locals. In one case, guys who normally kayak for a living manned up and organized and were over 1k volunteers getting stuff done. People from all over the USA came to help and God bless them. When it counts, Americans show up. The FL guard DeSantis sent reported a lot of the mess going on. And other states, supposedly, are going to copy what he's done with retired Special Forces guys for emergency rescue operations. Mules beat fema.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 08, 2024 09:44 PM (gi+MR)

463 You have millions of minorities convinced that Trunp supporters are the new KKK who are a legitimate physical danger to them thanks to the legacy media. These workers were clearly operating on that premise. Not saying it isnt messed up because it is.

Posted by: Peggy at November 08, 2024 10:10 PM (yed+t)

464 Having worked with FEMA a lot in the past most of the folks working in the field are prior military and kicked ass except some non-vet female DC hires, which would show up but not work, I would say with some confidence this person is one of those. . . DEI Hires.

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