A Funny Thing

I want to make sure you all see this.

As you know, Michael Cohen appeared on Niccole Sourc*nt Wallace's show on Sunday, before the election. He announced he was getting a passport to flee the country in case Trump won.

Has Michael Cohen moved out of the country with his falsified passport yet? pic.twitter.com/rNvFDMpaoX
— Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) November 7, 2024

So, the day after the election, this cringing worm declared no, he's not leaving, he's going to stay and FIGHT.

But the chat wasn't having it, and trolled him by throwing filters up over his face. He tried to get them to stop, but they wouldn't.

This is the perfect filter:

Ok this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

Michael Cohen is trying to explain his plans to leave the country after Trump won and is getting increasingly mad as livestream viewers add a Turkey filter to his face.pic.twitter.com/kkLuqt0Gfm
— Matt Whitlock (@mattdizwhitlock) November 8, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:00 PM

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1 First?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 08, 2024 12:01 PM (tP24E)

2 And I skimmed the content too!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 08, 2024 12:01 PM (tP24E)

3 I've watched that Michael Cohen clip about 12 times and cannot stop laughing. Honestly it may be because it's Friday, but I think it's the funniest shit I've ever seen on the internet.

BTW, has anyone checked on Allahpundit?

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at November 08, 2024 12:02 PM (th/4a)

4 A coward, a fraud, and a wimp.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2024 12:02 PM (W/lyH)

5 That's hilarious. Thanks.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 08, 2024 12:03 PM (UseAb)

6 I laughed way too hard at that.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 08, 2024 12:04 PM (xCA6C)

7 He should pair up with Rick Wilson.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 08, 2024 12:04 PM (Z6Xc1)

8 The flaming green eyes were *perfect*.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 08, 2024 12:04 PM (s9EYN)

9 LOL

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2024 12:04 PM (z/jjr)

10 Diesel boarded in GTMO is really the only solution for the likes of Cohen. We need to understand who has the power over him.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 08, 2024 12:04 PM (/U5Yz)

11 And so it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at November 08, 2024 12:04 PM (U1w17)

12 OMG, I am crying over here !!!!

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2024 12:05 PM (V13WU)

13 It's HIS country - WE should leave! Trump should kick him in his drama queen pussy.

Posted by: kathysaysso at November 08, 2024 12:05 PM (tYTvT)

14 "There's no way I'm leaving my country. You leave."

Well, Senor Pavo, we weren't the pissy little drama queens who said we were leaving. You were. Clearly Trump didn't employ you for your brain.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 08, 2024 12:05 PM (xCA6C)

15 that's bloody funny

i love how they flip so quickly.

I've got one "friend" looking to move to canada. I mentioned that she better check immigration laws as "they don't let people just walk across the border" and she missed the snark and took it seriously..

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 08, 2024 12:05 PM (v6XNT)

16 More's the pity.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at November 08, 2024 12:05 PM (eYoxG)

17 'Meme them until they cry. Then make Memes of them crying.'

- Some Moron.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2024 12:06 PM (z/jjr)

18 Good afternoon Ace and everyone
TGIF

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2024 12:06 PM (lQMHf)

19 What country would take him?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2024 12:06 PM (zww1+)

20 Oh, man, that's hilarious.

Posted by: Bulg at November 08, 2024 12:06 PM (v6JzV)

21 Yessss, yesssss.... The Waraiotoko Doctrine bears fruit.

Don't engage. Don't respond. Don't act as if the sounds coming out of their food holes have any actual semantic content. Just mock. Denigrate. Insult, if you care to. But above all... point and laugh at the fucking losers.

We can pick them apart and marvel at their stupidity amongst ourselves, of course, but to their faces? Nothing but disdain.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 08, 2024 12:06 PM (DDGz9)

22 I always get a box of sourc*nt candies when I go to the movies.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 08, 2024 12:07 PM (Y6IkP)

23 What country would take him?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2024 12:06 PM (zww1+)

the ukes need cannon fodder....

-_-

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 08, 2024 12:07 PM (v6XNT)

24 It's all the same schtick. "I'm leaving because I'm too Righteous and Moral to live someplace that would elect literally Hitler!" "I'm staying because I'm too Righteous and Moral to run away from literally Hitler!"

Posted by: Oddbob at November 08, 2024 12:07 PM (/y8xj)

25 I'm still laughing. The green eyes haha

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 08, 2024 12:07 PM (WF/xn)

26 Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:00 PM

wait wait wait

YOU put the turkey filter on Cohen's face?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 08, 2024 12:07 PM (8Lhrr)

27 Everyone who said they will leave won't.
All talk, no walk.

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2024 12:07 PM (lQMHf)

28 Cohen is just so manly and brave. A true man of his word.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2024 12:07 PM (5diiG)

29 That's hi-fuqing-larious ...

Jive Turkey indeed.

That man has no self-awareness.

Posted by: browndog says boo hoo at November 08, 2024 12:08 PM (TTAGa)

30 What a giant dork. I have second-hand embarrassment on his behalf.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2024 12:08 PM (vlZSO)

31 This is my favorite post-election video so far.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2024 12:08 PM (79pEw)

32 If I were Trump, I'd take some shithead FBI agents that I can't fire for some reason and tell them that their job is to shadow Cohen 24/7. Don't wiretap him or anything, just follow him everywhere and make it obvious that you are. Maybe even wear your FBI windbreaker. Then I'd have people post on X about how the walls are closing in on him. Then I'd sit back, pop open a Diet Coke, grab my Big Mac, and turn on the Gorilla Channel.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 08, 2024 12:08 PM (ExV1e)

33 when it changes to the Elvis pompadour, I lose it

Posted by: Don Black at November 08, 2024 12:08 PM (/7KEl)

34 Cohen is a slimy little turd who whines like a little girl. "Tell him to stop looking at me, whaaaaaa!" Where is he in that video anywhere? A cheap hotel room? At least put up some kind of background, you fuckwad.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 08, 2024 12:09 PM (iFTx/)

35 I'm betting there's not one person who previously said they're driving off a cliff, immolating themself or leaving the country that will do anything remotely as they claimed they would.

Not one.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2024 12:09 PM (Q4IgG)

36 To all the libs who've lied before
Who swore that they'd be out the door
I dedicate this rhyme to all those balls of slime
To all the libs who've lied before

They said that they'd be going soon
To Canada or Camaroon
But yet they still remain-o
Like Midler's quart of Draino
All these libs who've lied before

Posted by: Happy at November 08, 2024 12:09 PM (Xc4rf)

37 Being unfamiliar with these platforms, who the F does a live chat where the participants have the ability to do stuff like that?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 08, 2024 12:09 PM (KbCG3)

38 As a Jewish guy, Woody Allen annoys me... Because of a lot of stuff. But one big reason is that most of us are not the stereotypical nebbishy, neurotic weakling people just want to sock in the face, and Allen *is.* He is the living negative stereotype about my people, so he gets on my nerves.

I think lawyers must feel like that about guys like Cohen and Avenatti.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2024 12:10 PM (7oYYI)

39 If I were Trump, I'd take some shithead FBI agents that I can't fire for some reason and tell them that their job is to shadow Cohen 24/7. Don't wiretap him or anything, just follow him everywhere and make it obvious that you are. Maybe even wear your FBI windbreaker. Then I'd have people post on X about how the walls are closing in on him. Then I'd sit back, pop open a Diet Coke, grab my Big Mac, and turn on the Gorilla Channel.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 08, 2024 12:08 PM (ExV1e)

that's so awesome. i'd LOVE to see they hysteria ramp up onthat one...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 08, 2024 12:10 PM (v6XNT)

40 I need air, can't breathe....that is funny! Hey can Trump's organization take this shit bird to court for embezzlement or fraud for stealing money from them? He admitted in court.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at November 08, 2024 12:10 PM (TN5A0)

41 37 Being unfamiliar with these platforms, who the F does a live chat where the participants have the ability to do stuff like that?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 08, 2024 12:09 PM (KbCG3)

Imbeciles.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 08, 2024 12:10 PM (DDGz9)

42 35 I'm betting there's not one person who previously said they're driving off a cliff, immolating themself or leaving the country that will do anything remotely as they claimed they would.

Not one.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2024 12:09 PM (Q4IgG)

They're all ready to leave the country until their accountant tells them the US Gov't will tax them anyway. They tax all income worldwide if you're a US citizen.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 08, 2024 12:10 PM (8Lhrr)

43 There's no pussy filter?

Posted by: Stateless at November 08, 2024 12:10 PM (jvJvP)

44 Serial liars gotta lie!

Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 12:10 PM (IUV3m)

45 Diesel boarded in GTMO is really the only solution for the likes of Cohen. We need to understand who has the power over him.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 08, 2024 12:04 PM (/U5Yz)

He's just a slimy weasel (lower case w) who always has his eyes out for himself. He thought Trump would lose and wanted to ingratiate himself with the winner. He's a piece of shit, no one needed to control him.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 08, 2024 12:10 PM (ExV1e)

46 Professor/NYT columnist Tressie McMillian Cottom urges Dems to double down on identity politics "[Trump] tapped into one of the most powerful of American identities, he tapped into white identity...That means you should double down on identities of your base."

LOL

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 08, 2024 12:10 PM (i7Q7S)

47 Embezzling POS.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2024 12:10 PM (/lPRQ)

48 This. The unified field theory of Elon is that all of his companies stem from one dream: colonies on Mars. The electric car, the solar company, the digging company, the satcom entity, the launching company are all necessary components of getting to, and staying on, Mars.
--------
That's why the Cybertruck is 9mm bulletproof in case the Martians get antsy like Native Americans.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 12:11 PM (hovnC)

49 37 Being unfamiliar with these platforms, who the F does a live chat where the participants have the ability to do stuff like that?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 08, 2024 12:09 PM (KbCG3)

It's pretty common in streaming to provide an interactive experience between the entertainer and the audience. The ability to virtually throw tomatoes in a sense.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at November 08, 2024 12:11 PM (eYoxG)

50 That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. I had tears in my eyes.

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2024 12:11 PM (G0vdT)

51 This is the kind of thing that needs to be done to every lefty. Mock them relentlessly.

Posted by: Bulg at November 08, 2024 12:11 PM (v6JzV)

52 "Like Midler's quart of Draino"

You are the whimp beneath my wings.

Posted by: American Eagle at November 08, 2024 12:11 PM (Qs9lt)

53 Rules for Radicals, Mockery, and so on, and so forth...

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2024 12:11 PM (i0F8b)

54 And I skimmed the content too!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 08, 2024 12:01 PM

Thanks for flaunting Blog Commentator conventions, and showing us all up on a Friday morning.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2024 12:11 PM (a3Q+t)

55 What country would take him?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2024 12:06 PM (zww1+)

Ukraine, but he needs to hurry.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 08, 2024 12:11 PM (ExV1e)

56 and all the Butthurt who closed their X accounts, will be back on X

because they can't give up talking down to us

Posted by: Don Black at November 08, 2024 12:11 PM (/7KEl)

57 Even if he won't leave America, maybe this level ridicule will make him leave the internet.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 08, 2024 12:12 PM (Vyll1)

58 he tapped into white identity...That means you should double down on identities of your base."

LOL
Posted by: Jay in PA at November 08, 2024 12:10 PM (i7Q7S)

Yep! Nailed it. Do exactly that. It'll work awesomely. Promise.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 08, 2024 12:12 PM (DDGz9)

59 If I were Trump, I'd take some shithead FBI agents that I can't fire for some reason and tell them that their job is to shadow Cohen 24/7. Don't wiretap him or anything, just follow him everywhere and make it obvious that you are. Maybe even wear your FBI windbreaker. Then I'd have people post on X about how the walls are closing in on him. Then I'd sit back, pop open a Diet Coke, grab my Big Mac, and turn on the Gorilla Channel.
---
What's that thing about the wicked running where no man is pursuing them?
He'll dig up all the bodies, rat out everyone he knows.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 08, 2024 12:12 PM (MNqqd)

60

What about meat head Reiner's promised immolation and Bette Mildew's Drinking Drani???????

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2024 12:12 PM (jqVug)

61 Has Babs stayed silent?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 12:12 PM (qDLvI)

62 when it changes to the Elvis pompadour, I lose it
Posted by: Don Black at November 08, 2024 12:08 PM (/7KEl)
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Me too. I burst out laughing.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2024 12:12 PM (79pEw)

63 The virtue-signaling histrionics from the soft left is really embarrassing.

And funny!

But it demonstrates how little self awareness they have.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 08, 2024 12:12 PM (d9fT1)

64 What country would take him?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

North Sentinel island, though they'd probably get food poisoning.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 08, 2024 12:12 PM (KAi1n)

65
Draino

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2024 12:12 PM (jqVug)

66 Sorry for carrying this over BUT I have an answer for this.

405 397 Is someone able to explain why Florida didn't vote for weed or unfettered abortion? That one is still a head scratcher for me.
Posted by: LizLem at November 08, 2024 11:54 AM (wcIbG)

B/c conservatives have flocked to Florida in the Covid era...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 08, 2024 11:57 AM (exHjb)

Actually both of these amendments received solid majority votes to pass: 57% for muhborshuns and 56% muhweed. Fortunately the Florida constitution requires a 60% threshold for passing amendments by referendum. So no, it's not because conservatives flocked to Florida, it's because someone wisely pushed to get the 60% requirement in there many years back.

Posted by: Many libfags ran to Florida too at November 08, 2024 12:13 PM (wha8B)

67 >>> There's no pussy filter?
Posted by: Stateless at November 08, 2024 12:10 PM (jvJvP)

Well there were some heads of state somewhere that were trying to debate and some how a kitty filter kept on being overlaid on accident. LOL

Posted by: banana Dream at November 08, 2024 12:13 PM (Y6IkP)

68 when it changes to the Elvis pompadour, I lose it
Me too.

Posted by: jeannebodine at November 08, 2024 12:13 PM (mtmGz)

69 38 I think lawyers must feel like that about guys like Cohen and Avenatti.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Avenatti at least has some charisma behind his sliminess.

Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 12:13 PM (IUV3m)

70 Another funny one for you, Ace:

Tom Elliott @tomselliott 23h
If Jonestown had recorded a final video

https://tinyurl.com/38xdak3p
2:01 minutes; compilation of Dim MFM members' attacks on Trump.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 12:13 PM (hovnC)

71 Guyana Grape flavored Drano?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 12:13 PM (qDLvI)

72 61 Has Babs stayed silent?
Posted by: Anna Puma

We still haven't recovered from our 2016 shame. Drink.

Posted by: Cher at November 08, 2024 12:13 PM (/U5Yz)

73 This kinda reminds me of the lady during COVID who ended up attending a Zoom meeting as a potato because she didn't know how it worked.

Posted by: Bulg at November 08, 2024 12:13 PM (v6JzV)

74 Rust and evil never sleep.

Protect Kamala Harris @DisavowTrump20
Want to blow Republicans’ minds?
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor retires.
President Biden appoints Kamala Harris to Sotomayor’s vacancy with a lame duck Democratic senate majority.
Supreme Court Justice Kamala Harris.

-
From empty pantsuit to empty justice robe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 08, 2024 12:14 PM (L/fGl)

75 I could swear Mike Cohen legit said he would change his passport name and flee the country to an undisclosed location while at the same time saying his name wont change and everyone will know where he is so he can still give interviews

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Certified Trump Justice Warrior and Wagshambas Expert at November 08, 2024 12:14 PM (M7vhK)

76 Being unfamiliar with these platforms, who the F does a live chat where the participants have the ability to do stuff like that?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 08, 2024 12:09 PM (KbCG3)

I don't get it either.

This is my 2nd-favorite post election video, though, after the Positive Energy one.

Posted by: spindrift at November 08, 2024 12:14 PM (OguvZ)

77 This kinda reminds me of the lady during COVID who ended up attending a Zoom meeting as a potato because she didn't know how it worked.
Posted by: Bulg at November 08, 2024 12:13 PM (v6JzV)
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Or the guy whose image was stuck on "kitten."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 08, 2024 12:14 PM (U1w17)

78
I've got one "friend" looking to move to canada. I mentioned that she better check immigration laws as "they don't let people just walk across the border" and she missed the snark and took it seriously..

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 08, 2024 12:05 PM (v6XNT)

You can't even buy a house there and work remote for a US based job there. You'll get f'd in the a. Maybe try Kuala Lumpur.

Posted by: Mishdog at November 08, 2024 12:15 PM (JHqP5)

79 Give Desatnis some credit for those amendments not passing, I swear it seemed like every day for weeks leading up to the election he was having town halls with doctors arguing why you should vote no.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 08, 2024 12:15 PM (Y8lzz)

80 In 2028, the RNC should try to get signed contracts with these idiots publicly claiming that they'll leave if a Republican is elected president. It states that the "celebrity" leaves the country after giving up US citizenship - permanently, or they will give 50% of their net worth, and 50% of their earnings over the next 10 years, to the federal government, above any other taxes they might owe. If they stay, they have to stay away from any politics or government panels/committees during that 10 years.

Have two lists on their web site - one with the claims (video and/or screenshots, and links to the originals), and a second that shows which ones have signed the contract with the RNC. It becomes a list of who actually means it, and which ones are idiots spouting off and should be ignored.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 08, 2024 12:15 PM (VNX3d)

81 Protect Kamala Harris @DisavowTrump20
Want to blow Republicans’ minds?
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor retires.
President Biden appoints Kamala Harris to Sotomayor’s vacancy with a lame duck Democratic senate majority.
Supreme Court Justice Kamala Harris.

Ah, but the Biden Rule.

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2024 12:15 PM (i0F8b)

82 >>Or the guy whose image was stuck on "kitten."

'I assure you, I am not a cat.'

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2024 12:15 PM (z/jjr)

83 CBD

It demonstrates how little personal courage they have. They will sell you and their ideals out in a New York minute to save their worthless skins.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 12:15 PM (qDLvI)

84 Many top dems are placing blame on Clooney. LOL
This is so good.

Posted by: Cher at November 08, 2024 12:15 PM (/U5Yz)

85 61 Has Babs stayed silent?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 12:12 PM (qDLvI)

She did tweet something to the effect of "there are no words", so, yes, she's silent.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 08, 2024 12:15 PM (8Lhrr)

86 he tapped into white identity...That means you should double down on identities of your base."

LOL
Posted by: Jay in PA at November 08, 2024 12:10 PM (i7Q7S)

The Native American community that went 65% for Trump hold up their right palms and say, How!

Posted by: Just Lily at November 08, 2024 12:16 PM (LTmXr)

87 How does this idiot even get his pants on in the morning without injuring himself?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 08, 2024 12:16 PM (DDGz9)

88 As a Jewish guy, Woody Allen annoys me... Because of a lot of stuff. But one big reason is that most of us are not the stereotypical nebbishy, neurotic weakling people just want to sock in the face, and Allen *is.* He is the living negative stereotype about my people, so he gets on my nerves.

I think lawyers must feel like that about guys like Cohen and Avenatti.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2024 12:10 PM (7oYYI)
__

Cohen for sure. He's the poster boy of whining nebbish neurotic Jews with almost comically nasally accents and affectations. He's a Mel Brooks caricature.

Avenatti is odious slime who also gives lawyers a bad name. But he at least had some fight in him and a gangster mentality. He didn't whine like a fag.

Both are scum, but if I had to be compared to one of them, I'd much rather it be Avenatti.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 08, 2024 12:16 PM (iFTx/)

89 Midler started out in gay bathhouses. She knows draino. Resembles what comes out of a hot tub drain

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2024 12:16 PM (2E0Ej)

90 Diesel boarded in GTMO is really the only solution for the likes of Cohen. We need to understand who has the power over him.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 08, 2024 12:04 PM (/U5Yz)

He's just a slimy weasel (lower case w) who always has his eyes out for himself. He thought Trump would lose and wanted to ingratiate himself with the winner. He's a piece of shit, no one needed to control him.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
======

I always wondered how being confinement for the rest of one's life in giant jar of pickle of pickle juice would work out. Air line, feeding tube, colostomy, catheter... Set it up like an art exhibit in the National Mall, Times Square, Vegas.... Take it on the road.

If Trump was one tenth of what they say he is he'd do it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2024 12:16 PM (/lPRQ)

91 Professor/NYT columnist Tressie McMillian Cottom urges Dems to double down on identity politics "[Trump] tapped into one of the most powerful of American identities, he tapped into white identity...That means you should double down on identities of your base."

LOL
Posted by: Jay in PA at November 08, 2024 12:10 PM (i7Q7S)

please, please, PLEASE dems, follow this advice religiously....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 08, 2024 12:16 PM (v6XNT)

92 I wish someone would have put prison bars over his face, he is a thief.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2024 12:16 PM (vlZSO)

93 81 Protect Kamala Harris @DisavowTrump20
Want to blow Republicans’ minds?
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor retires.
President Biden appoints Kamala Harris to Sotomayor’s vacancy with a lame duck Democratic senate majority.
Supreme Court Justice Kamala Harris.

Don't think so...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2024 12:16 PM (IyPmt)

94

Drink The Drano!

Would be a good bumpersticker...

Posted by: Rod Porkmore at November 08, 2024 12:16 PM (I/83I)

95 This kinda reminds me of the lady during COVID who ended up attending a Zoom meeting as a potato because she didn't know how it worked.
Posted by: Bulg at November 08, 2024 12:13 PM (v6JzV)
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And the attorney on a Zoom call with the judge and attorney for the other side, who had a cat filter on and couldn't get rid of it.

"I am not a cat."

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2024 12:16 PM (79pEw)

96 If Cohen and the rest feared Trump like they claim they would have done some combination of the following:

1) A pathetic public apology to Trump.
2) Completely end their public persona - no more speeches, interviews, etc
3) Leave the country

And we know this because this is what people do in 3rd world countries when a despot they opposed comes to power

Posted by: Jeb Bush at November 08, 2024 12:17 PM (oZhjI)

97 >>>YOU put the turkey filter on Cohen's face?

no, the people in the zoom call or whatever were doing it in real time. He keep putting his thumb over the lens to stop them from doing it (because the filter identifies a face-like shape and puts the filter over it).

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2024 12:17 PM (KRtlO)

98 This is hysterical and on topic for the screaming hyenas.

https://tinyurl.com/2jputnwt

Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 12:17 PM (IUV3m)

99 Protect Kamala Harris @DisavowTrump20
Want to blow Republicans’ minds?
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor retires.
President Biden appoints Kamala Harris to Sotomayor’s vacancy with a lame duck Democratic senate majority.
Supreme Court Justice Kamala Harris.

-
From empty pantsuit to empty justice robe.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Could they get senate confirmation in time?

What about a tie in the senate? Kamala would have to recuse herself as the tie breaker vote.
😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 08, 2024 12:17 PM (KAaVB)

100 Cohen has no sense of humor whatsoever. If someone did that to me, there is no way I wouldn't crack a smile because it's just so damn innocent and ridiculous.

Posted by: King Lear at November 08, 2024 12:17 PM (xtKM4)

101 Michael Cohen is trying to explain his plans to leave the country after Trump won and is getting increasingly mad as livestream viewers add a Turkey filter to his face.

How does one do that?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2024 12:17 PM (aD39U)

102 Midler started out in gay bathhouses. She knows draino. Resembles what comes out of a hot tub drain
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2024 12:16 PM (2E0Ej)
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She's gonna end her career in gay bathhouses too

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 08, 2024 12:17 PM (iFTx/)

103 81 Protect Kamala Harris @DisavowTrump20
Want to blow Republicans’ minds?
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor retires.
President Biden appoints Kamala Harris to Sotomayor’s vacancy with a lame duck Democratic senate majority.
Supreme Court Justice Kamala Harris.

Ah, but the Biden Rule.
Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2024 12:15 PM (i0F8b)
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and besides he and Jill hates her. Not going to do her any favors.

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2024 12:17 PM (G0vdT)

104 Biden might help Kamala into a woodchipper, but he sure as hell wouldn't appoint her to SCOTUS. He'll get every drop of revenge he can for the remainder of his days.

Posted by: PabloD at November 08, 2024 12:17 PM (FGZ4Y)

105 I guess his handlers need him to denounce Trump more?

Seriously, who is this guy and wtf should we value his opinion?

The FBI raided you and took all your client files. You managed to escape prison by turning on Trump. They own you. Go away. Now.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2024 12:17 PM (scDBq)

106 You'll get f'd in the a…
Posted by: Mishdog

That’s a big draw with Men for Harris

Posted by: Kratwurst at November 08, 2024 12:17 PM (ObYK0)

107 Another funny one for you, Ace:

He posted that yesterday.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 08, 2024 12:17 PM (ExV1e)

108 >>The Native American community that went 65% for Trump hold up their right palms and say, How!

Fentanyl and Drug Cartels are absolutely crushing the Reservation Communities.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2024 12:17 PM (z/jjr)

109 Soto will hold out past 2028 just like the notorious RBG, then die a few weeks after Vance becomes president.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 08, 2024 12:17 PM (Y8lzz)

110 Reading some of these post election views from the left and all I can say is, never before in the history of the world have so many learned so little.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 08, 2024 12:17 PM (KbCG3)

111 That was hilarious.

BTW Musk now worth $300B.

He needs to buy more media.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at November 08, 2024 12:18 PM (at8hB)

112 Afternoon Ace
BIG NEWS: Jack Smith is seeking a pause in his case against Trump to determine where to go next
Cue a chorus of Nelson Muntz

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 08, 2024 12:18 PM (mQCSa)

113 She did tweet something to the effect of "there are no words", so, yes, she's silent.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 08, 2024 12:15 PM (8Lhrr)
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To which someone pointed out that there are ~1,200,000 words in the English language, so there are still 1,999,995 left.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 08, 2024 12:18 PM (U1w17)

114 93 81 Protect Kamala Harris @DisavowTrump20
Want to blow Republicans’ minds?
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor retires.
President Biden appoints Kamala Harris to Sotomayor’s vacancy with a lame duck Democratic senate majority.
Supreme Court Justice Kamala Harris.

Don't think so...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2024 12:16 PM (IyPmt)

She flunked the Bar exam the first time around. I don't think even a Dem would waste a vote to get her on SCOTUS. They'd be laughed out of office.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 08, 2024 12:18 PM (8Lhrr)

115 Have two lists on their web site - one with the claims (video and/or screenshots, and links to the originals), and a second that shows which ones have signed the contract with the RNC. It becomes a list of who actually means it, and which ones are idiots spouting off and should be ignored.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 08, 2024 12:15 PM

I'd like to do away with tax credits for filming but the states will never do that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2024 12:18 PM (vlZSO)

116 Also...while FL is generally portrayed as geriatric there are still plenty of stupid gen-Z ish chicks who want to run around rawdogging Chad and Tyrone and have the ability to kill the ensuing babies because they just aren't ready to have children yet

Posted by: More amendment talk at November 08, 2024 12:18 PM (wha8B)

117 Yudidhithra. Yeah Woody does us no favors. But compared to Chick SCHUMER. he's Judah maccabee

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2024 12:18 PM (kHPKt)

118 93 81 Protect Kamala Harris @DisavowTrump20
Want to blow Republicans’ minds?
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor retires.
President Biden appoints Kamala Harris to Sotomayor’s vacancy with a lame duck Democratic senate majority.
Supreme Court Justice Kamala Harris.

Don't think so...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2024 12:16 PM (IyPmt)

Imagine Joe Manchin's asking price

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 08, 2024 12:18 PM (pIfcn)

119 He had to change his mind. There was no room on the makeshift raft full of AWFLs.

Posted by: muldoon at November 08, 2024 12:19 PM (991eG)

120

That Wallace chick looks like Peppermint Patty.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 08, 2024 12:19 PM (et1vG)

121 As a Jewish guy, Woody Allen annoys me... Because of a lot of stuff. But one big reason is that most of us are not the stereotypical nebbishy, neurotic weakling people just want to sock in the face, and Allen *is.* He is the living negative stereotype about my people, so he gets on my nerves.

I think lawyers must feel like that about guys like Cohen and Avenatti.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2024 12:10 PM (7oYYI)
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Cohen for sure. He's the poster boy of whining nebbish neurotic Jews with almost comically nasally accents and affectations. He's a Mel Brooks caricature.

Avenatti is odious slime who also gives lawyers a bad name. But he at least had some fight in him and a gangster mentality. He didn't whine like a fag.

Both are scum, but if I had to be compared to one of them, I'd much rather it be Avenatti.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Ron Jeremy!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2024 12:19 PM (/lPRQ)

122 Not only did he say he was working on leaving, he also said his family was staying. And it was all because it was for his safety. What a quality family man. Stupid cunt Claire McCaskill said she would be put in an internment camp. These are the same people that want the government to control social media disinformation.

Posted by: ryukyu at November 08, 2024 12:19 PM (TibGI)

123 Ah, but the Biden Rule.
Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2024 12:15 PM (i0F8b)
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and besides he and Jill hates her. Not going to do her any favors.
Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2024 12:17 PM (G0vdT)

So, he's appointing her the new ambassador to Iran tomorrow?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 08, 2024 12:19 PM (VNX3d)

124 BIG NEWS: Jack Smith is seeking a pause in his case against Trump to determine where to go next

I think some African countries don't have extradition treaties with the US.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 08, 2024 12:19 PM (KAaVB)

125 Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok
This woman says she’s purchasing a gun so she can go shoot White men in the streets @FBI

https://tinyurl.com/bdhju3h2

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And we're the Nazis.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 08, 2024 12:20 PM (L/fGl)

126 Protect Kamala Harris @DisavowTrump20
Want to blow Republicans’ minds?
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor retires.
President Biden appoints Kamala Harris to Sotomayor’s vacancy with a lame duck Democratic senate majority.
Supreme Court Justice Kamala Harris.

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From empty pantsuit to empty justice robe.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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That's dumbest thing I ever heard and has ZERO chance of happening. Biden practically jizzed in his pants giving that concession speech. He was giddy that the whore lost. No way he is gonna appoint her to the SC. This idea is almost certainly a death rattle from Kumswala's camp.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 08, 2024 12:20 PM (iFTx/)

127 Any word on Bobby DeNiro?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2024 12:20 PM (5diiG)

128 Protect Kamala Harris @DisavowTrump20
Want to blow Republicans’ minds?
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor retires.
President Biden appoints Kamala Harris to Sotomayor’s vacancy with a lame duck Democratic senate majority.
Supreme Court Justice Kamala Harris.

Want to blow Democrats’ minds?
Biden hates Harris. Why would he do anything for her?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 08, 2024 12:20 PM (ExV1e)

129 People who understand social media (not me) should start an astroturf campaign to get all the lefty TV news stenographers to shave their heads. Sackcloth and ashes would be nice too.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 08, 2024 12:20 PM (paSBy)

130 Jack Smith needs to have Lizzo sit on his face

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 12:20 PM (qDLvI)

131 >>Want to blow Republicans’ minds?
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor retires.
President Biden appoints Kamala Harris to Sotomayor’s vacancy with a lame duck Democratic senate majority.
Supreme Court Justice Kamala Harris.

IT'S FUNNY THEY THINK BIDEN WOULD DO THIS AFTER SHE STOLE THE DEMOCRAT NOMINATION OUT FROM UNDER HIM AS HE NAPPED IN REHOBOTH.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 08, 2024 12:21 PM (scDBq)

132 These nutsacks have spent years stomping their feet in their little tantrums. It doesn't mean dick. You're all fucking pathetic. Spoiled smelly little garbage babies, shrieking and shitting yourself until Daddy pulls himself off the nanny just for a few seconds to pay the barest minimum of attention to you.

Sad. Hilarious, but sad.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 08, 2024 12:21 PM (DDGz9)

133 A good troll would have been to put a Dan Aykroyd Cohenhead filter on.

Posted by: muldoon at November 08, 2024 12:21 PM (991eG)

134 Professor/NYT columnist Tressie McMillian Cottom urges Dems to double down on identity politics "[Trump] tapped into one of the most powerful of American identities, he tapped into white identity...That means you should double down on identities of your base."

LOL
Posted by: Jay in PA at November 08, 2024 12:10 PM (i7Q7S)

What white identity? I mean seriously, I've never thought of myself as "white" as an identifier.

If I had to identify with a group, it would be the state I was born in, followed by my ethnic / religious background.

Do they seriously think all white people walk around going "hello fellow white person" or something like black people do?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2024 12:21 PM (Evo1G)

135 I've got one "friend" looking to move to canada. I mentioned that she better check immigration laws as "they don't let people just walk across the border" and she missed the snark and took it seriously..

Posted by: Sturmtoddler

===

"Going to Mother's for pizza" is the secret pw. Into Windsor anyway.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2024 12:21 PM (/lPRQ)

136 FBI brass ‘stunned’ and ‘shell-shocked’ over Trump reelection

https://tinyurl.com/ymwumhmd

The physical fitness standards is interesting.
They are shitting themselves as they run to retire.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 08, 2024 12:21 PM (/U5Yz)

137 Any word on Bobby DeNiro?
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2024 12:20 PM (5diiG)
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Still short.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 08, 2024 12:21 PM (U1w17)

138 Want to blow Republicans’ minds?
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor retires.
President Biden appoints Kamala Harris to Sotomayor’s vacancy with a lame duck Democratic senate majority.
Supreme Court Justice Kamala Harris.

Sadly, Kamala is smarter than Justice Jumanji.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2024 12:21 PM (aD39U)

139 >>Want to blow Republicans’ minds?
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor retires.
President Biden appoints Kamala Harris to Sotomayor’s vacancy with a lame duck Democratic senate majority.
Supreme Court Justice Kamala Harris.

YES, BECAUSE SHE DESERVES YET ANOTHER UNEARNED POSITION THANKS TO A MAN APPOINTING HER TO IT.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 08, 2024 12:21 PM (scDBq)

140 BIG NEWS: Jack Smith is seeking a pause in his case against Trump to determine where to go next

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Go straight to Hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 08, 2024 12:21 PM (L/fGl)

141 Why wouldn't he have a passport?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 08, 2024 12:22 PM (kTd/k)

142 BTW Musk now worth $300B.

A hundred billion here, a hundred billion there and suddenly, you're talking real money.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 08, 2024 12:22 PM (KAaVB)

143 This is the kind of National Healing I'm talking about:

https://tinyurl.com/2ztm39jn

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 08, 2024 12:22 PM (PiwSw)

144 Progs pretending that Biden likes Harris are retarded.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2024 12:22 PM (5diiG)

145 Musk should buy Univision

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at November 08, 2024 12:22 PM (at8hB)

146 I didn't read through the earlier threads, but I read that New York City is ending their emergency contract that gives illegals $350/week EBT cards, after Mayor Adams talked with President-Elect Trump. Seems like there are already changes afoot!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 08, 2024 12:22 PM (VNX3d)

147 120

That Wallace chick looks like Peppermint Patty.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at November 08, 2024 12:19 PM (et1vG)

You know, you're absolutely right. I never thought of that before.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 08, 2024 12:22 PM (8Lhrr)

148 I initiate every conversation with another white person with "My Cracka!".

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 08, 2024 12:23 PM (Y8lzz)

149 Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor retires.

Good luck getting rid of her...

Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2024 12:23 PM (IyPmt)

150 I’m a little unclear on what these liberals are “fighting”. Is it a better economy? Bringing jobs back to America? Lower taxes? The end of illegal immigration and deportation of people who broke our laws? Less crime? The return of parental rights? A healthier country? A return to the rule of law and the end of lawfare? A smaller, less intrusive government that doesn’t jail you for wrongthink?

I’m a but perplexed at this campaign.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2024 12:23 PM (oSFyF)

151 BIG NEWS: Jack Smith is seeking a pause in his case against Trump to determine where to go next
Cue a chorus of Nelson Muntz
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 08, 2024 12:18 PM (mQCSa)

Pretty sure that thing on his face is cancerous.

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2024 12:23 PM (yxyhz)

152 Seen any celebrities?

https://patriots.win/p/199hSf4INj

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 08, 2024 12:23 PM (vO42M)

153 What color is the smoke created by the Reiner burning--white or black?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 08, 2024 12:23 PM (kTd/k)

154 Jive Talkin... the Bee Gees...

It's just your jive talkin', you're telling me lies, yeah
Jive talkin', you wear a disguise
Jive talkin', so misunderstood, yeah
Jive talkin', you're really no good

Oh, my child, you'll never know
Just what you mean to me
Oh, my child, you got so much
You're gonna take away my energy

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2024 12:23 PM (QAkQ3)

155 He needs to buy more media.
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at November 08, 2024 12:18 PM (at8hB)

MSNBC would probably be cheap. Zaslav at WB could use the cash. He's likely to divest either MSNBC or CNN.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 08, 2024 12:23 PM (pIfcn)

156 This is hysterical and on topic for the screaming hyenas.

https://tinyurl.com/2jputnwt
Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 12:17 PM (IUV3m)

What is FYP?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 08, 2024 12:24 PM (ExV1e)

157 willowed:

Anyone ever shoot Aguila 9mm 124 grain? Fast Ammo has it on sale for a great price!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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When I was buying the 1,000 or so rounds of 5.56 and some dum-dum 9mm the month or so ago, chronicled on the Gun Thread, a guy at the cash register also buying ammo was talking about how crap the Aguila stuff was!

I paid attention a bit because I've got 500 rounds of their .22LR that I haven't tested yet. [Copper-plated 'expandable' or something. I figured fire the lead Blazer for four magazines followed up by two of the copper to help 'clean' the rifling.]

I don't know whether that opinion was valid or no.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 12:24 PM (hovnC)

158 How many people said they would leave USA if Trump won in 2016? I assume zero left. Is there some overlap, where people said it again in 2024? Rosie O, Bawbwa Streisand, must be a hundred more.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2024 12:24 PM (Cus5s)

159 I've got one "friend" looking to move to canada. I mentioned that she better check immigration laws as "they don't let people just walk across the border" and she missed the snark and took it seriously..

Posted by: Sturmtoddler

Actually, it's both.
You were snarkish. Canada is serious.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 08, 2024 12:24 PM (KAaVB)

160 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2024 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)

161 Musk is most likely worth more, that 300B is probably based on Tesla only.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2024 12:24 PM (V13WU)

162 Joey would rather nominate Jill than Kamala.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 12:24 PM (qDLvI)

163 141 Why wouldn't he have a passport?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 08, 2024 12:22 PM (kTd/k)

He's a convicted felon. Who would take him? Can he actually get a passport? Isn't getting a fake one, or using a false identity to obtain one, a crime?

So many questions.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 08, 2024 12:24 PM (8Lhrr)

164 Cohen talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2024 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)

165 Why wouldn't he have a passport?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 08, 2024 12:22 PM (kTd/k)
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Watch the first video - it's short and funny. In it he says, on national TV, that he is working on getting a foreign passport with a fake name so that he can leave the country if Trump gets elected, leaving his wife and kids behind.

But then he says, don't worry! I'll still be available for interviews.

Posted by: bluebell at November 08, 2024 12:24 PM (79pEw)

166 What color is the smoke created by the Reiner burning--white or black?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 08, 2024 12:23 PM (kTd/k)
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Toxic green.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 08, 2024 12:24 PM (U1w17)

167 127 Any word on Bobby DeNiro?
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee

He's not doing well.
https://tinyurl.com/y86j8jsp

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 08, 2024 12:24 PM (/U5Yz)

168 She flunked the Bar exam the first time around. I don't think even a Dem would waste a vote to get her on SCOTUS. They'd be laughed out of office.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 08, 2024 12:18 PM (8Lhrr)

I don't want to be mean here, but ... the vast majority of first time bar takers who earned a JD from an accredited school pass the bar exam the first time.

The one person from my class who failed was obviously one of the least smart kid in our class. Struggled the entire time to get C's.

The dumbest kid in my class did pass the first time, but barely. But he worked really hard throughout law school to get C's and B's, and took bar prep VERY seriously.

So I guess my point is, if you graduated law school and still fail the bar -- it usually (not always, I understand people get nervous or are bad test takers under pressure etc) means they are probably not cut out to be a lawyer in the first place.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2024 12:25 PM (Evo1G)

169 145 Musk should buy Univision
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at November 08, 2024 12:22 PM (at8hB)

"Who the hell is The On Musk?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 08, 2024 12:25 PM (DDGz9)

170 Justice Kamala’s first USSC written opinion.

I was born in a middle class family . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 08, 2024 12:25 PM (L/fGl)

171 Re: Democrats starting to wonder where Biden's additional 20 million votes went.

This is perfect: https://tinyurl.com/57yk7mcy

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2024 12:25 PM (scDBq)

172 Biden might help Kamala into a woodchipper, but he sure as hell wouldn't appoint her to SCOTUS. He'll get every drop of revenge he can for the remainder of his days.
Posted by: PabloD at November 08, 2024 12:17 PM (FGZ4Y)

He'll piss himself if Trump gets to nominate a replacement for Sotomayor. In fairness, he probably pisses himself when that doesn't happen but, for sure, if it does.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 08, 2024 12:25 PM (ExV1e)

173 Professor/NYT columnist Tressie McMillian Cottom urges Dems to double down on identity politics "[Trump] tapped into one of the most powerful of American identities, he tapped into white identity...That means you should double down on identities of your base

She seems oddly stupid for an intellectual.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 08, 2024 12:25 PM (kTd/k)

174 Professor/NYT columnist Tressie McMillian Cottom urges Dems to double down on identity politics "[Trump] tapped into one of the most powerful of American identities, he tapped into white identity...That means you should double down on identities of your base."

LOL
Posted by: Jay in PA at November 08, 2024 12:10 PM (i7Q7S)

What white identity? I mean seriously, I've never thought of myself as "white" as an identifier.

If I had to identify with a group, it would be the state I was born in, followed by my ethnic / religious background.

Do they seriously think all white people walk around going "hello fellow white person" or something like black people do?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2024 12:21 PM (Evo1G)
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Yes. Yes they do. They think that the classic Eddie Murphy "Mr. White" SNL skit was real. As for me, I never thought of myself as "white" so much as an "American" like everyone else (legally) here. But decades of vicious identity politics aimed at insulting and marginalizing me has caused me to fight back. I now do think of myself as "white" and am very proud of it. I like being a straight white guy. Fuck anyone who doesn't like it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 08, 2024 12:25 PM (iFTx/)

175 Musk should buy Lucas Film and fire Kathleen Kennedy....

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2024 12:26 PM (V13WU)

176 That's dumbest thing I ever heard and has ZERO chance of happening. Biden practically jizzed in his pants giving that concession speech. He was giddy that the whore lost. No way he is gonna appoint her to the SC. This idea is almost certainly a death rattle from Kumswala's camp.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 08, 2024 12:20 PM (iFTx/)

Not to mention, what's the difference between them? How would replacing a lib with a lib blow anyone's mind?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 08, 2024 12:26 PM (KbCG3)

177 Maybe Cohen could join the escaped lab monkeys and help them make a run for Peruvia.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2024 12:26 PM (4tmpE)

178 "Going to Mother's for pizza" is the secret pw. Into Windsor anyway.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

When I was in college in Ann Arbor, guys would go visit the strip clubs in Windsor. You could just say were going to the strip joints, and then not come back.

Posted by: Bulg at November 08, 2024 12:26 PM (v6JzV)

179 Jack Smith has the looks where he could get steady work as a movie extra, playing the scruffy saddle tramp in westerns. Or as a bum sleeping under a bridge who gives handsies for wine money.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 08, 2024 12:26 PM (gm9Sb)

180 36 To all the libs who've lied before
Who swore that they'd be out the door
I dedicate this rhyme to all those balls of slime
To all the libs who've lied before

They said that they'd be going soon
To Canada or Camaroon
But yet they still remain-o
Like Midler's quart of Draino
All these libs who've lied before

Posted by: Happy at November 08, 2024 12:09 PM (Xc4rf)

; )

Posted by: m at November 08, 2024 12:26 PM (VnUSN)

181 The fact of the matter is, they're all lying blowhards and NONE of them will leave the sweet confines of The United States of America. None of them have morals. None of them have intestinal fortitude. None of them have balls.

We're stuck with their whiny asses for the rest of their miserable lives, unfortunately.

Wasn't Tina Turner the only one to ever relinquish her US Citizenship and that was mostly because she married a Swiss guy and moved and spent the rest of her days in Switzerland?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2024 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

182 >Any word on Bobby DeNiro?
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I heard things...

Posted by: Don Black at November 08, 2024 12:26 PM (/7KEl)

183 Cohen and Reiketa seem to share the same IQ.

Dumb.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 12:26 PM (qDLvI)

184 I keep trying to come up with a scale of bat shit crazy.

At first I thought, over the weekend, after seeing the Michael Cohen/Nichole Wallace interview that "Michael Cohen" would be the highest.

Then the Rick Wilson video dropped. So "Rick Wilson" was now the highest level.

Then I remember the Ann Selzer Iowa poll and that became the highest.

Now this.

This is becoming exhausting.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 08, 2024 12:26 PM (G9OC3)

185 173 Professor/NYT columnist Tressie McMillian Cottom urges Dems to double down on identity politics "[Trump] tapped into one of the most powerful of American identities, he tapped into white identity...That means you should double down on identities of your base

She seems oddly stupid for an intellectual.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 08, 2024 12:25 PM (kTd/k)

That's a bold move, Cottom. Let's see if it pays off.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 08, 2024 12:27 PM (8Lhrr)

186 Jack Smith is seeking a pause in his case against Trump to determine where to go next

I suggest Argentina.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 08, 2024 12:27 PM (ExV1e)

187 willowed:

Anyone ever shoot Aguila 9mm 124 grain? Fast Ammo has it on sale for a great price!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Shot a couple hundred rounds of it a last year. It's dirty dirty and inconsistent. I wish I had a chrono because I would bet the the variation between rounds would be huge.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 08, 2024 12:27 PM (/U5Yz)

188 a guy at the cash register also buying ammo was talking about how crap the Aguila stuff was!

I paid attention a bit because I've got 500 rounds of their .22LR that I haven't tested yet. [Copper-plated 'expandable' or something. I figured fire the lead Blazer for four magazines followed up by two of the copper to help 'clean' the rifling.]

I don't know whether that opinion was valid or no.
Posted by: andycanuck

I have a brick of their .22 that is primer powered only. 20 grain bullet. No pweder. Damn near quiet out of a 10/22. You hear the hammer click and the bullet hit the aluminum can and that's it. Kinda loud out of a pistol. Love those rounds.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 08, 2024 12:27 PM (KAaVB)

189 and all the Butthurt who closed their X accounts, will be back on X

because they can't give up talking down to us

Jen Rubin posted this morning that nobody needs to understand why people voted for Trump, they just need to talk down to them. If I was programming a Jen Rubin AI, that's exactly what it'd say.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2024 12:27 PM (2ocoG)

190 Here's another sad day in the Biden administration.

Elwood Edwards, Voice of AOL's 'You've Got Mail,' Dies At 74.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 08, 2024 12:27 PM (VNX3d)

191 146 I didn't read through the earlier threads, but I read that New York City is ending their emergency contract that gives illegals $350/week EBT cards, after Mayor Adams talked with President-Elect Trump. Seems like there are already changes afoot!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 08, 2024 12:22 PM (VNX3d)

It's just smart policy.
a) you're obviously attracting people here with all the free shit giveaways
b) this policy DID NOT PLAY WELL with poor people who already lived here. "the fuck do you mean they get debit cards, three free meals a day, get to live in a free hotel, and dont have to work while I'm bustin' my ass for minimum wage and have been on a waiting list for subsidized housing for 3 years?!" has been a fairly common sentiment.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2024 12:27 PM (Evo1G)

192 >>Cohen and Reiketa seem to share the same IQ.

NERD!

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2024 12:27 PM (z/jjr)

193 Why can't you just get it through your head, it's over.

>@McAdooGordon

>Breaking!!!: Jack Smith just asked Judge Chutkan to vacate all the filing dates in the DC case & will file a status report by December 2nd to advise the court how the U.S. would like to proceed in the case.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2024 12:27 PM (LkLld)

194 What is FYP?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 08, 2024 12:24 PM (ExV1e)

I'm going with F*ck Your Pronouns.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2024 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

195 Why did Trump ever work with this turbo faggot? I really hope he's learned a lesson about personnel after these 8 years

Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 08, 2024 12:28 PM (8Qbd8)

196 https://tinyurl.com/38xdak3p
2:01 minutes; compilation of Dim MFM members' attacks on Trump.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 12:13 PM (hovnC)

Wow. Ross Douthat is a profoundly off putting person. He's a journalist, so he's an insane retard, that's part of the job, but he really, really looks and sounds the part. If I met him on the street I'd say "see, it's a shame they closed the asylums."

Also, I've never actually heard the Rt. Rev. David French speak til now. He manages to sound like even more of a low-t pussy than he does in print, believe it or not.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2024 12:28 PM (7oYYI)

197 To which someone pointed out that there are ~1,200,000 words in the English language, so there are still 1,999,995 left.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 08, 2024 12:18 PM (U1w17)

Tell me math isn't allowed on the blog without telling me math isn't allowed on the blog.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 08, 2024 12:28 PM (ExV1e)

198 The wide Latina wont go anywhere. They will have to kill her.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2024 12:28 PM (5diiG)

199 This is what they mean by "fight:

@JackPosobiec
BREAKING: Marc Elias is now deploying lawyers all over PA to try to subvert McCormick's victory. They're challenging ballots that were rejected due to lack of registration, ID, refusing to sign, etc, per PA attorney

They have to get the Senate majority to stop Trump's nominations, etc..

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2024 12:28 PM (scDBq)

200 114 93 81 Protect Kamala Harris @DisavowTrump20
Want to blow Republicans’ minds?
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor retires.
President Biden appoints Kamala Harris to Sotomayor’s vacancy with a lame duck Democratic senate majority.
Supreme Court Justice Kamala Harris.

Don't think so...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2024 12:16 PM (IyPmt)

She flunked the Bar exam the first time around. I don't think even a Dem would waste a vote to get her on SCOTUS. They'd be laughed out of office.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 08, 2024 12:18 PM (8Lhrr)

The televised hearings would be epic... She would HAVE to actually answer questions.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2024 12:28 PM (QAkQ3)

201 Maybe he'll appoint Comrade Garland, the bolshevik.

Posted by: long night ending, dawn in January at November 08, 2024 12:28 PM (2NXcZ)

202 I suggest Argentina.

I don't think Javier Milei's gonna be too hospitable to anti-Trump people.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2024 12:28 PM (2ocoG)

203 "BIG NEWS: Jack Smith is seeking a pause in his case against Trump to determine where to go next --- I think some African countries don't have extradition treaties with the US."

I hear Somalia is nice this time of year.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2024 12:28 PM (Cus5s)

204 183 Cohen and Reiketa seem to share the same IQ.

Dumb.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 12:26 PM (qDLvI)

Cohen is natural, organic, free range, non-GMO dumb.

Rekieta drank and partied his brain into a finely aged lacy emmenthaler.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 08, 2024 12:28 PM (DDGz9)

205 Anyone ever shoot Aguila 9mm 124 grain? Fast Ammo has it on sale for a great price!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Like AndyCanuck - I have a bunch of 22LR Aguila. And for that I'll say this: Thank God I have a bolt action 22LR rifle as that will eat anything - even Aguila.

For my center fire pistols Springfield pistols - I stay with Federal.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 08, 2024 12:29 PM (N39Ws)

206 I'm pretty sure that the only way you get a new passport with a different ID is if it is a forgery.
Which is possible, but illegal as heck.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 08, 2024 12:29 PM (MeG8a)

207 Brave Sir Cohen ran away...oh...*ahem*

Brave Sir Cohen chose to stay

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 08, 2024 12:29 PM (fQmeC)

208 >>Wow. Ross Douthat is a profoundly off putting person. He's a journalist, so he's an insane retard, that's part of the job, but he really, really looks and sounds the part.

FWIW he's been dealing w/long-term effects of Lyme disease. Wrote a book about it.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2024 12:29 PM (scDBq)

209
They have to get the Senate majority to stop Trump's nominations, etc..
Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2024 12:28 PM (scDBq)

They still won't have it if they remove McCormick

Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2024 12:29 PM (IyPmt)

210 Jen Rubin posted this morning that nobody needs to understand why people voted for Trump, they just need to talk down to them. If I was programming a Jen Rubin AI, that's exactly what it'd say.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2024 12:27 PM (2ocoG)

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That dried up old idiot also claimed P'Nut the squirrel deserved to die because he was MAGA.

No, she can't possibly be mentally ill.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2024 12:29 PM (4tmpE)

211 What color is the smoke created by the Reiner burning--white or black?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 08, 2024 12:23 PM (kTd/k)
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Toxic green.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 08, 2024 12:24 PM (U1w17)

All that methane?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 08, 2024 12:29 PM (VNX3d)

212 > This is perfect: https://tinyurl.com/57yk7mcy
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Legend

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2024 12:29 PM (Q4IgG)

213 https://tinyurl.com/38xdak3p
2:01 minutes; compilation of Dim MFM members' attacks on Trump.

The version of that where someone added the 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' music and credits is hilarious.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2024 12:29 PM (2ocoG)

214 24 It's all the same schtick. "I'm leaving because I'm too Righteous and Moral to live someplace that would elect literally Hitler!" "I'm staying because I'm too Righteous and Moral to run away from literally Hitler!"
Posted by: Oddbob
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Virtue signalling done by weak males and women. What it does is make them look like a loser when they do not actually do that.

I do think that a fair number of Epstein's and Diddy's lists may be planning trips to non-extradition countries though.

Posted by: whig at November 08, 2024 12:30 PM (ctrM5)

215 Brave Sir Cohen ran away...oh...*ahem*

Brave Sir Cohen chose to stay
Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 08, 2024 12:29 PM (fQmeC)

Brave Sir Cohen is a lying piece of shit that should be ridiculed at ever turn for the rest of his miserable life.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2024 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

216 Somebody named Harry Sissons promises to make Trump's life a living he'll.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 08, 2024 12:30 PM (kTd/k)

217 Nicolle Wallace said (on Threads) that she's deleting her twitter account. Excerpt from a google search for nicolle wallace twitter:

Nicolle Wallace: “As a human, I deleted Twitter today as an act of self-preservation and because I could no longer find the things I'm ...

Posted by: m at November 08, 2024 12:30 PM (VnUSN)

218 Any word on Bobby DeNiro?
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2024 12:20 PM (5diiG)

There are no words left. -- Babs

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 08, 2024 12:30 PM (ExV1e)

219 He posted that yesterday.
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Sorry.

Horde.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 12:30 PM (hovnC)

220 "Going to Mother's for pizza" is the secret pw. Into Windsor anyway.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2024 12:21 PM (/lPRQ)

"dinner at Ming-Tei"

Was the go to at The Peace Bridge

Posted by: browndog says get the number 6 poo poo platter at November 08, 2024 12:30 PM (TTAGa)

221 The televised hearings would be epic... She would HAVE to actually answer questions.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2024 12:28 PM (QAkQ3)

You mean there is someone out there that can make Ketanji Brown Jackson look sentient?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 08, 2024 12:30 PM (N39Ws)

222 112 Afternoon Ace
BIG NEWS: Jack Smith is seeking a pause in his case against Trump to determine where to go next
Cue a chorus of Nelson Muntz
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 08, 2024 12:18 PM (mQCSa

Preview of his outlook calendar today.

1. Put on White Dudes for Harris sweatband.
2. Go for intense run.
3. Get a perineum massage from Paulo.

Posted by: Mishdog at November 08, 2024 12:31 PM (JHqP5)

223 What's Harry Sisson gonna do, bite Trump's cock? He won't do anything, he gets paid a good salary to be a giant mewling homo.

Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 08, 2024 12:31 PM (8Qbd8)

224 Professor/NYT columnist Tressie McMillian Cottom urges Dems to double down on identity politics "[Trump] tapped into one of the most powerful of American identities, he tapped into white identity...That means you should double down on identities of your base

She seems oddly stupid for an intellectual.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 08, 2024 12:25 PM (kTd/k)

That's a bold move, Cottom. Let's see if it pays off.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 08, 2024 12:27 PM (8Lhrr)
______

ISWYDT. Could they increase -- let alone double-down on -- their focus on identity politics even if they wanted to? They basically already made identity politics the central and perhaps only theme of their entire existence for the last 20 years. And this Cottom idiot wants more of that? What else could they possibly do?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 08, 2024 12:31 PM (iFTx/)

225 Somebody named Harry Sissons promises to make Trump's life a living he'll.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 08, 2024 12:30 PM (kTd/k)

He's a meaningless nothing that won't do a damn thing to anyone because no one gives a rat's ass about him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 08, 2024 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

226 Marc Elias is now deploying lawyers all over PA to try to subvert McCormick's victory. They're challenging ballots that were rejected due to lack of registration, ID, refusing to sign, etc, per PA attorney

===

Marc Elias , a man who has a lot to lose. Slime ball is not doing it to overturn - which won't work, he is doing it to make a deal.

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2024 12:31 PM (V13WU)

227 One of the things that screwed up DeNiro was that just after he was born his father came out as gay . Weird rejection

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 08, 2024 12:31 PM (mQCSa)

228 It aint cool being a jlive Turkey so close to Thanksgiving.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 08, 2024 12:31 PM (zSZQr)

229 226 Marc Elias is now deploying lawyers all over PA to try to subvert McCormick's victory. They're challenging ballots that were rejected due to lack of registration, ID, refusing to sign, etc, per PA attorney

===

Marc Elias , a man who has a lot to lose. Slime ball is not doing it to overturn - which won't work, he is doing it to make a deal.
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2024 12:31 PM (V13WU)

=======

Jail him with the same charges they threw at grannies for parading around the Capitol.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 08, 2024 12:31 PM (GBKbO)

230 Ross Douthat is a profoundly off putting person. He's a journalist, so he's an insane retard, that's part of the job, but he really, really looks and sounds the part.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I actually read a book by him many years ago called "Bad Religion," about how organized religion was going down the tubes in the US. It was actually a good book, and I learned a lot from it. But that's the only thing of his I've actually read.

Posted by: Bulg at November 08, 2024 12:32 PM (v6JzV)

231 200 114 93 81 Protect Kamala Harris @DisavowTrump20
Want to blow Republicans’ minds?
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor retires.
President Biden appoints Kamala Harris to Sotomayor’s vacancy with a lame duck Democratic senate majority.
Supreme Court Justice Kamala Harris.

Don't think so...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2024 12:16 PM (IyPmt)

Something tells me Manchin and Seimena might actually relish stabbing all the people who gave them crap for not being sufficiently left enough in the back on the way out.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 08, 2024 12:32 PM (G9OC3)

232 The wide Latina wont go anywhere. They will have to kill her.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2024 12:28 PM (5diiG)

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She'd better avoid hunting lodges then. I hear sleeping on a pillow at night can kill you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2024 12:32 PM (4tmpE)

233 Preview of his outlook calendar today.

1. Put on White Dudes for Harris sweatband.
2. Go for intense run.
3. Get a perineum massage from Paulo.

How do you say? Ahh yes, fuck you! No way.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 08, 2024 12:32 PM (2ocoG)

234 People who understand social media (not me) should start an astroturf campaign to get all the lefty TV news stenographers to shave their heads. Sackcloth and ashes would be nice too.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 08, 2024 12:20 PM (paSBy)

People who social media should wait another day or so and then start working to get the definition of skinhead trending. Oh, the caterwauling by all those bald bitches would be so sweet.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 08, 2024 12:32 PM (ExV1e)

235 Cohen and Reiketa seem to share the same IQ.

Dumb.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 12:26 PM (qDLvI)

Cohen is natural, organic, free range, non-GMO dumb.

Rekieta drank and partied his brain into a finely aged lacy emmenthaler.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 08, 2024 12:28 PM (DDGz9)

Is he out of jail? Is he still streaming? Is he still blaming his fuckups on a secretive cabal?

Posted by: Robert at November 08, 2024 12:32 PM (yxyhz)

236 Someone should take up a collection to pay for his ticket.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2024 12:32 PM (1bNHn)

237 If someone mentions that Kamala on the Supreme Court idea,tell them we'll just add a few more judges, like they wanted to do.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 08, 2024 12:32 PM (gfViB)

238 Marc Elias , a man who has a lot to lose. Slime ball is not doing it to overturn - which won't work, he is doing it to make a deal.
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2024 12:31 PM (V13WU)

Toss him in jail for challenging the results of an election.

Defend Our Democracy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 08, 2024 12:32 PM (DDGz9)

239 Tell me math isn't allowed on the blog without telling me math isn't allowed on the blog.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 08, 2024 12:28 PM (ExV1e)
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Yeah, I had it the correct way when I wrote it, thought "better" and changed it, then realized what I'd done after I hit Post.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 08, 2024 12:33 PM (U1w17)

240 You cant convince me there is no case to be made against Jack Smith for abuse of power, malicious prosecution and being an asshole

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Certified Trump Justice Warrior and Wagshambas Expert at November 08, 2024 12:33 PM (M7vhK)

241 Kamala is going to go from failed POTUS candidate to failed CA Governor candidate to failed POTUS candidate again.

And it's gonna be hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 08, 2024 12:33 PM (GBKbO)

242 Harry Sissy I believe is a paid DNC "influencer" or something along those lines.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2024 12:33 PM (2ocoG)

243 andycanuck

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What kind of Canadian witchcraft lets you use the B word?!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2024 12:33 PM (7oYYI)

244 Somebody named Harry Sissons promises to make Trump's life a living he'll.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 08, 2024 12:30 PM (kTd/k)

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Just wait till Harry's balls drop.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 08, 2024 12:33 PM (4tmpE)

245 I'm afraid that I have to inform Ace, and all Cobs, that CBD has won the site for the day. I've actually decided to give up maple syrup for the long weekend.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2024 12:33 PM (1bNHn)

246 Sadly, Kamala is smarter than Justice Jumanji.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2024 12:21 PM (aD39U)

I wonder how pissed Joe is that he got pressured into nominating her. His one justice and that's what he got.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 08, 2024 12:34 PM (ExV1e)

247 238 Marc Elias , a man who has a lot to lose. Slime ball is not doing it to overturn - which won't work, he is doing it to make a deal.
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2024 12:31 PM (V13WU)

I imagine if they start looking into it, McCormicks numbers will go up... Now do NV and AZ

Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2024 12:34 PM (IyPmt)

248 218 Any word on Bobby DeNiro?
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 08, 2024 12:20 PM (5diiG)

He's pretty tall.

Posted by: Robert Reich at November 08, 2024 12:34 PM (PiwSw)

249 And that little squirrel was me.

Posted by: Zombie Peanut at November 08, 2024 12:34 PM (i0F8b)

250 So, it still looks like even though we have 3 million more voting age adult Citizens that 2020... there are 10 million or so LESS votes.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2024 12:34 PM (QAkQ3)

251 183 Cohen and Reiketa seem to share the same IQ.

Dumb.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 12:26 PM (qDLvI)

Nick Rekieta? Rekieta Law? I did not know he had gone off the rails.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2024 12:34 PM (VnUSN)

252 233 Preview of his outlook calendar today.

1. Put on White Dudes for Harris sweatband.
2. Go for intense run.
3. Get a perineum massage from Paulo.

How do you say? Ahh yes, fuck you! No way.
Posted by: The Paolo at November 08, 2024 12:32 PM (2ocoG)

Bi curious cousin João?

Posted by: Mishdog at November 08, 2024 12:34 PM (JHqP5)

253 205 Anyone ever shoot Aguila 9mm 124 grain? Fast Ammo has it on sale for a great price!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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I've used it in the past. Typical foreign ammo, dirty, accurate enough for range use, and not to the quality standards that US made ammo is (excluding US companies that reload ammo which are hit or miss).

The only foreign brands I care for really are PMC, Norma, GECO, and Prvi Partisan. Good brass too for reloading. Wolf Gold (in 223 from Taiwan) used to be good but haven't been to the range at all for the last two years. YMMV.

Posted by: whig at November 08, 2024 12:34 PM (ctrM5)

254 Why wouldn't he have a passport?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 08, 2024 12:22 PM (kTd/k)

He's a convicted felon. Who would take him? Can he actually get a passport? Isn't getting a fake one, or using a false identity to obtain one, a crime?

So many questions.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 08, 2024 12:24 PM (8Lhrr)

IDK if it's still required to get into Australia or not... -_-

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 08, 2024 12:34 PM (v6XNT)

255 The worst thing ahead for the mad weepers and wailers is that no one cares.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 08, 2024 12:34 PM (kTd/k)

256 Matt Taibbi from Racket News

I agree with defamed reporter Alex Berenson: this medicine is more like a “therapeutic with a limited window of efficacy and terrible side effect profile that must be dosed in advance of illness.” For people in a high-risk category, it can be useful, lifesaving. But it’s a substance you stick in my arm that allows me to get the targeted disease almost immediately, and doesn’t stop me getting it from or giving it to my kids. If that’s a “vaccine,” I’m a Chinese jet pilot.

Posted by: SMOD at November 08, 2024 12:34 PM (RHGPo)

257 One of the things that screwed up DeNiro was that just after he was born his father came out as gay . Weird rejection
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 08, 2024 12:31 PM (mQCSa)
________

But probably appropriate

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 08, 2024 12:34 PM (iFTx/)

258 But to be fair, the Beethoven link in the sidebar is wonderful too. And the music's not bad, as well.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2024 12:34 PM (1bNHn)

259 Bad news bears, the kiddo is really sick. She can’t keep anything down, she is running a low grade temp, her tonsils are swollen. Got some zofran from her doctor, and some liquid IV. She is really little so only needed 1/2, and is now crashed on the couch from it. Right before she crashed, she discovered MST3000 and was binging it. I forgot how funny it was.

Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 12:34 PM (p4NUW)

260 Jail him with the same charges they threw at grannies for parading around the Capitol.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Somebody on the last thread mentioned that they've been using Sarbanes-Oxley to go after J6ers. How in the blazes does that work?

Posted by: Bulg at November 08, 2024 12:34 PM (v6JzV)

261 Nick Rekieta? Rekieta Law? I did not know he had gone off the rails.
Posted by: m
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Was using drugs, etc. and it caught up with him.

Posted by: whig at November 08, 2024 12:35 PM (ctrM5)

262 Catholic Arena@CatholicArena
WE ARE SO BACK
The bells of Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris rang out this morning for the first time today since 2019's fire
The Cathedral reopens with Mass on December 8th

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It's almost like normalcy is breaking out all over!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 08, 2024 12:35 PM (L/fGl)

263 BTW Musk now worth $300B.

Neither SpaceX nor StarLink are public. No one has any idea what he's worth.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 08, 2024 12:35 PM (ExV1e)

264 >>> 139 >>Want to blow Republicans’ minds?
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor retires.
President Biden appoints Kamala Harris to Sotomayor’s vacancy with a lame duck Democratic senate majority.
Supreme Court Justice Kamala Harris.

YES, BECAUSE SHE DESERVES YET ANOTHER UNEARNED POSITION THANKS TO A MAN APPOINTING HER TO IT.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 08, 2024 12:21 PM (scDBq)

..but first, she will blow me.

Posted by: Brandon at November 08, 2024 12:35 PM (zlGo9)

265 247 238 Marc Elias , a man who has a lot to lose. Slime ball is not doing it to overturn - which won't work, he is doing it to make a deal.
Posted by: runner at November 08, 2024 12:31 PM (V13WU)

I imagine if they start looking into it, McCormicks numbers will go up... Now do NV and AZ
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2024 12:34 PM (IyPmt)

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I'm following a guy who's doing deep data dives into ward by ward results in Milwaukee, and he's convinced that there's fraud there. He's planning on handing his results off to the RNC.

Ironically enough, he's been shitting over anyone alleging fraud could happen this year while doing very good jobs of analyzing early vote trends.

@TonerousHyus

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 08, 2024 12:35 PM (GBKbO)

266 Yeah Rekieta blew his life up because of booze, coke, and swinging. He's probably the internet's biggest lolcow now, quite a fall from being a sort of revered Lawtube analyst.

Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 08, 2024 12:35 PM (8Qbd8)

267 >>Somebody named Harry Sissons promises to make Trump's life a living he'll.

IIRC, he's some young tiktok star who does Lefty rants and has been getting paid good money by Biden and Harris to push their agenda.

Sisson and a few of his fellow rich kid "influencers" had an interesting exchange with former SEAL Rob O'Neil a few days ago, lol.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2024 12:35 PM (scDBq)

268 Progs ~~pretending that Biden likes Harris~~ are retarded.

FIFY

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 08, 2024 12:35 PM (ExV1e)

269 To all the libs who've lied before…

Stolen and Julio Iglesiad on the MeWe Ace of Spades HQ review group.

hoboes.com/julio

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 08, 2024 12:35 PM (EXyHK)

270 Posted by: whig at November 08, 2024 12:35 PM (ctrM5)

Didn’t he get arrested too?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 08, 2024 12:36 PM (eZwyX)

271 I initiate every conversation with another white person with "My Cracka!".
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens

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Native Floridians do.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2024 12:36 PM (/lPRQ)

272 260 Jail him with the same charges they threw at grannies for parading around the Capitol.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Somebody on the last thread mentioned that they've been using Sarbanes-Oxley to go after J6ers. How in the blazes does that work?
Posted by: Bulg at November 08, 2024 12:34 PM (v6JzV)

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whig explained it at 457.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 08, 2024 12:36 PM (GBKbO)

273 A lulcow is someone who exists online only to be ridiculed. If people weren't pointing and laughing at you, nobody would know or care who you are or what you are doing or saying.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at November 08, 2024 12:36 PM (GD2xa)

274 Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 08, 2024 12:35 PM (8Qbd

*goes to kiwifarms*

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 08, 2024 12:36 PM (eZwyX)

275 CBD has won the site for the day.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 08, 2024 12:33 PM (1bNHn)

I support anyone who'll promise me big brown Semitic aureolae. I'm not getting that impression from the "free Palestine" marchers

Posted by: gKWVE at November 08, 2024 12:36 PM (gKWVE)

276 >>Nick Rekieta? Rekieta Law? I did not know he had gone off the rails.

Dude. I envy you the laughter you will experience going down that rabbithole.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2024 12:37 PM (z/jjr)

277 > Harry Sissy I believe is a paid DNC "influencer" or something along those lines.
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Waste of money and waste of skin.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2024 12:37 PM (Q4IgG)

278 You know what Stupid Sh!t [tm] you can stop?
Stop with the 'muh democracyhas ended' BS.
And for once, keep your word and LEAVE. But you won't because we know you're a liar and grifter.
Putz.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 08, 2024 12:37 PM (Rbu5d)

279 I have a brick of their .22 that is primer powered only. 20 grain bullet. No powder. Damn near quiet out of a 10/22. You hear the hammer click and the bullet hit the aluminum can and that's it. Kinda loud out of a pistol. Love those rounds.
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Woohoo! Hopefully, my .22LR should be okay then! [I'll have to check the box to see if primer-powered or not.]

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 12:37 PM (hovnC)

280 Right before she crashed, she discovered MST3000 and was binging it. I forgot how funny it was.
Posted by: Piper

My wife and I loved that show. We watched it a lot before and after our marriage.

Other couples have a song. We have a show (MST).

Posted by: Bulg at November 08, 2024 12:37 PM (v6JzV)

281 Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor retires.

Good luck getting rid of her...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 08, 2024 12:23 PM (IyPmt)

We'd just bring in piano movers. -- CJ Roberts

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 08, 2024 12:37 PM (ExV1e)

282 Sisson and a bunch of other Gen Z hyper twinks have been paid by the DNC to be the lefts version of Rogan or Andrew Tate, because Gen Z men just love being told that their only job is to vote for women's rights by a group of "men" that look like they'd have a deadly allergic reaction if they even touched a pussy.

Sadly they are now the concubines of the Navy SEAL that killed Bin Laden, RIP to their colons.

Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 08, 2024 12:38 PM (8Qbd8)

283 261 Nick Rekieta? Rekieta Law? I did not know he had gone off the rails.
Posted by: m
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Was using drugs, etc. and it caught up with him.
Posted by: whig at November 08, 2024 12:35 PM (ctrM5)

Thanks. I always thought he was pumped, hyped, manic, but I did not know about drugs.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2024 12:38 PM (VnUSN)

284 Reiketa is out of jail, doing interviews, and incriminating himself before the trial starts.

As I said, dumb

Robert let me know what you think on Tensor. Thanks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 12:38 PM (s3KJ4)

285 24 It's all the same schtick. "I'm leaving because I'm too Righteous and Moral to live someplace that would elect literally Hitler!" "I'm staying because I'm too Righteous and Moral to run away from literally Hitler!"
Posted by: Oddbob

Every single one of them are blabbering about themselves. PDT is just their excuse to talk about me!

Posted by: old chick at November 08, 2024 12:38 PM (F3Dlr)

286 15...she missed the snark and took it seriously..

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 08, 2024 12:05 PM (v6XNT)

That's hysterical.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 08, 2024 12:38 PM (Rbu5d)

287 Boy Harry Sisson is a fruity little guy, ain't he?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2024 12:38 PM (7oYYI)

288 266 Yeah Rekieta blew his life up because of booze, coke, and swinging. He's probably the internet's biggest lolcow now, quite a fall from being a sort of revered Lawtube analyst.
Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 08, 2024 12:35 PM (8Qbd

Yikes.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2024 12:38 PM (VnUSN)

289
Anyone here ever smoke a Pork Butt?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2024 12:39 PM (EbNH7)

290 >>Marc Elias , a man who has a lot to lose. Slime ball is not doing it to overturn - which won't work, he is doing it to make a deal.

Ah, ok. Interesting.

. . .and NO DEAL! Elias was up to his neck in 2016 Russiagate as Hillary's, Obama for America's, and Crowdstrike's lawyer.

Then he led the efforts in 2020 to force states to change voting laws "because of covid" but really to allow the fraud that produced those 20 million extra votes.

I'm sure Jack Straw has a lot more info on this particular scumbag. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2024 12:39 PM (scDBq)

291 17 'Meme them until they cry. Then make Memes of them crying.'

- Some Moron.
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2024 12:06 PM (z/jjr)

that was you, wasn't it...

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 08, 2024 12:39 PM (Rbu5d)

292 Somebody on the last thread mentioned that they've been using Sarbanes-Oxley to go after J6ers. How in the blazes does that work?
Posted by: Bulg

Interrupting official proceedings. I answered your question on the last thread. Same as Honest Work was perverted to try to get Bob McDonnell in VA and destroyed him until Scotus set him free (courtesy of the lawfare gang at Brookings which go back and forth to federal office as hitmen such as Mueller's chief lieutenant (Weiszman or some such). Norm Eisen is the one at Brookings that was ghost advising Fani, Alvin, and Leticia and that awful fake AG in AZ (see the electors cases among others).

Most of them cut their teeth destroying people and cutting corners on laws until Scotus shut them down. It was aimed at punishment of their enemies through the legal process.

Posted by: whig at November 08, 2024 12:39 PM (ctrM5)

293 When I was in college in Ann Arbor, guys would go visit the strip clubs in Windsor. You could just say were going to the strip joints, and then not come back.
Posted by: Bulg at November 08, 2024 12:26 PM (v6JzV)

nah, should be high class.

you're going to see the canadian national ballet

of course, everyone knows that you're going to a strip club, except for the tourists...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 08, 2024 12:39 PM (v6XNT)

294 276 >>Nick Rekieta? Rekieta Law? I did not know he had gone off the rails.
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Dude. I envy you the laughter you will experience going down that rabbithole.
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2024 12:37 PM (z/jjr)

I don't know. Sounds sad.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2024 12:39 PM (VnUSN)

295 re the sidebar, Sotomayor is 70 years old and not the picture of health. If she doesn't announce her retirement right now, she risks letting Trump pick her replacement ala RBG.

But like RGB, she is too high on her own power/prestige, and will not step down.

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at November 08, 2024 12:40 PM (V6W16)

296 Hey halfrican, good to see ya! He has an entire board dedicated to him on kiwi farms currently, and he won lolcow of the year last year and will probably win again. Crazy that he's currently a bigger laughingstock than stalwarts like Chris Chan and Fuentes.

Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 08, 2024 12:40 PM (8Qbd8)

297 #279 Like AndyCanuck - I have a bunch of 22LR Aguila. And for that I'll say this: Thank God I have a bolt action 22LR rifle as that will eat anything - even Aguila.
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Doh! [Mine is semiauto -- SCAR clone.]

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 12:40 PM (hovnC)

298 Dude. I envy you the laughter you will experience going down that rabbithole.
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2024 12:37 PM (z/jjr)

Heh.

"Ok, dude, seriously, clear your schedule and order a party box from Taco Bell. Your whole week is now officially over."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 08, 2024 12:40 PM (DDGz9)

299 Anyone here ever smoke a Pork Butt?
Posted by: Soothsayer

Just once but wow, it was the dead of night and I was totally baked Dude.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2024 12:40 PM (WXNFJ)

300 When I was in college in Ann Arbor, guys would go visit the strip clubs in Windsor. You could just say were going to the strip joints, and then not come back.

Isn't Canada kind of cold for strip clubs? Or is that part of the draw?

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2024 12:40 PM (2ocoG)

301 >>I don't know. Sounds sad.

Nah - I mean, unless you have empathy for the guy.
Which I do not.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2024 12:41 PM (z/jjr)

302 Anyone ever shoot Aguila 9mm 124 grain? Fast Ammo has it on sale for a great price!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Range Fodder.

Worst case you can practice clearing.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 08, 2024 12:41 PM (/lPRQ)

303 Why wouldn't he have a passport?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 08, 2024 12:22 PM (kTd/k)

He's a convicted felon. Who would take him? Can he actually get a passport? Isn't getting a fake one, or using a false identity to obtain one, a crime?

So many questions.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 08, 2024 12:24 PM (8Lhrr)

IDK if it's still required to get into Australia or not... -_-
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 08, 2024 12:34 PM (v6XNT)

He's refurbishing a shipping container to leave the country, with enough cash to bribe his way in and get ID.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 08, 2024 12:41 PM (VNX3d)

304 >>Sadly they are now the concubines of the Navy SEAL that killed Bin Laden, RIP to their colons.

LOL!

That they couldn't even get that this was a very specific kind putdown, not that O'Neil is gay for them, was hilarious.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2024 12:41 PM (scDBq)

305 Anyone here ever smoke a Pork Butt?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2024 12:39 PM (EbNH7)
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They're hard to light and draw really hard.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 08, 2024 12:41 PM (U1w17)

306 OK, so I still want to know what Judge signed off on a Warrant, to seize a squirrel and racoon.

Couldn't they just have an agent go up and politely inform them they needed a license? Maybe... send a letter first?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2024 12:41 PM (QAkQ3)

307 whig explained it at 457.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Thanks.

Posted by: Bulg at November 08, 2024 12:41 PM (v6JzV)

308 Nick is a sad case. Kids in a house with a drugged out father and firearms present.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 12:42 PM (s3KJ4)

309 295 re the sidebar, Sotomayor is 70 years old and not the picture of health. If she doesn't announce her retirement right now, she risks letting Trump pick her replacement ala RBG.

But like RGB, she is too high on her own power/prestige, and will not step down.

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at November 08, 2024 12:40 PM (V6W16)

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The Senate would have to go through committee hearings and such about a replacement, and there aren't that many days in the calendar before the next Congress.

Also, there'd be real resistance from squishes like Romney and Sinema and Manchin to bypassing all rules to get Biden a pick in the last second after an election loss.

Sotomayor quitting now would, 99% chance, end up giving Trump the pick because the process wouldn't work out in the Senate fast enough.

I hope she does it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 08, 2024 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

310 The turkeys are in the freezer cases already this year.

Is "Jive" a brand or a cooking method?

Posted by: DaveA at November 08, 2024 12:42 PM (FhXTo)

311 Crazy that he's currently a bigger laughingstock than stalwarts like Chris Chan and Fuentes.

Someone needs to have Fuentes and one of the lefties who claims Trump hates Jews debate. It'd be the LOL event of the millenium.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2024 12:42 PM (2ocoG)

312 The people in Victoria BC are already pissed at the rich Canucks from back east coming out and driving up the prices of everything. They'd not take kindly to American's jumping on board.
But for Libs thinking of it, there are multiple ways to Canada leaving Seattle daily.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2024 12:42 PM (W/lyH)

313 266 Yeah Rekieta blew his life up because of booze, coke, and swinging. He's probably the internet's biggest lolcow now, quite a fall from being a sort of revered Lawtube analyst.
Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 08, 2024 12:35 PM (8Qbd

At least he went out in a blaze of glory doing what he loved most -- getting drunk and coked up and rambling about nonsense to internet people. Oh, and banging his friends wife.

Something admirable about that.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2024 12:42 PM (Evo1G)

314 Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 08, 2024 12:40 PM (8Qbd

Sup brah.

Wow. I never really liked him, but holy shit this is next level meltdown.

Is Fuentes still a thing? His latest gay PsyOp telling people not to vote for Trump, then celebrating the victory, should be the final nail in his coffin.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 08, 2024 12:42 PM (eZwyX)

315
Instead of Turkey, why not Pork Butt for T-giving?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2024 12:43 PM (hssr7)

316 Anyone here ever smoke a Pork Butt?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2024 12:39 PM (EbNH7)

Sadly yes. Unless that's not a euphemism.

Posted by: ... at November 08, 2024 12:43 PM (ksjMr)

317 Thune and Cornyn are apparently both sending signals they are not on board with a majority of the major Trump agenda items the people just overwhelmingly voted for. Let that sink in. Once again the Republicans in the senate will defy the will of the people. We need to clean out that rats nest next.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 08, 2024 12:43 PM (oSFyF)

318 Like the Three Musketeers.

DogeDesigner@cb_doge
BREAKING: Argentina President Milei to meet with Elon Musk and Trump next week in the US.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 08, 2024 12:43 PM (L/fGl)

319 Nick Fuentes. The Gayest Fed Operative.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2024 12:43 PM (z/jjr)

320 When I was in college in Ann Arbor, guys would go visit the strip clubs in Windsor. You could just say were going to the strip joints, and then not come back.

Isn't Canada kind of cold for strip clubs? Or is that part of the draw?
Posted by: Ian S.

Nothing could beat Lansing, MI for tawdry strip joints. Lansing's minor league baseball team is named "The Lugnuts" if that gives you any idea of the local strippers.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2024 12:43 PM (WXNFJ)

321 Anyone here ever smoke a Pork Butt?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2024 12:39 PM (EbNH7)

Get it to 195-205 degrees internal no matter how long it takes.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2024 12:44 PM (aD39U)

322 48 This. The unified field theory of Elon is that all of his companies stem from one dream: colonies on Mars. The electric car, the solar company, the digging company, the satcom entity, the launching company are all necessary components of getting to, and staying on, Mars.
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That's why the Cybertruck is 9mm bulletproof in case the Martians get antsy like Native Americans.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 12:11 PM (hovnC)

Don't forget the flame-thrower.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 08, 2024 12:44 PM (Rbu5d)

323 Imagine going on tv to say you're leaving your family because it will be that bad for him if Trump gets elected and then saying, nope, you leave.

LOLOL.

He's a child.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 08, 2024 12:44 PM (jyAD3)

324 Posted by: whig at November 08, 2024 12:39 PM (ctrM5)

Thanks, Whig. I went back and read your reply on the last thread after TJM told me where it was.

We are ruled by sick, sick people.

Posted by: Bulg at November 08, 2024 12:44 PM (v6JzV)

325 Woohoo! Hopefully, my .22LR should be okay then! [I'll have to check the box to see if primer-powered or not.]
Posted by: andycanuck
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Should say COLIBRI on it and have a very low as in about 600fps velocity on it. They also sell a super heavy 60gr very subsonic 22 LR which is useful if you use a suppressor.

One thing about the primer only, it will usually does not have the power to cycle semi automatics and you have to be damn sure that it does not stick a bullet in the barrel. Best used in shorter barrels of bolt action 22 LRs or 22 Revolvers.

Posted by: whig at November 08, 2024 12:44 PM (ctrM5)

326 "Going to Mother's for pizza" is the secret pw. Into Windsor anyway.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

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I made that claim several times.

Until the fateful day a kindly border official said, "boys, you may not know it but mothers has been closed for 3 years. "

But he let us go, and we went to our favorite dance hall.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 08, 2024 12:44 PM (1TKPP)

327
You know, for when How To Talk About Democracy & Abortion With Your Trump-voting Family at Thanksgiving, you serve them juicy, savory Pork Butt.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2024 12:44 PM (hssr7)

328 DogeDesigner@cb_doge
BREAKING: Argentina President Milei to meet with Elon Musk and Trump next week in the US.

Oh, that's fantastic.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2024 12:44 PM (2ocoG)

329 DogeDesigner@cb_doge
BREAKING: Argentina President Milei to meet with Elon Musk and Trump next week in the US.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 08, 2024 12:43 PM (L/fGl)

Awesome!!!
Would love to be a fly on that wall.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2024 12:45 PM (W/lyH)

330 I suggest Argentina.

I don't think Javier Milei's gonna be too hospitable to anti-Trump people.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2024 12:28 PM (2ocoG)

I mean Venezuela. Damn autocorrect.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 08, 2024 12:45 PM (ExV1e)

331 The Senate would have to go through committee hearings and such about a replacement, and there aren't that many days in the calendar before the next Congress.

Also, there'd be real resistance from squishes like Romney and Sinema and Manchin to bypassing all rules to get Biden a pick in the last second after an election loss.

Sotomayor quitting now would, 99% chance, end up giving Trump the pick because the process wouldn't work out in the Senate fast enough.

I hope she does it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 08, 2024 12:42 PM (GBKbO)
______

I agree but there is zero chance she steps down. She will cling to power until her last breath. They will have to carry her out on a stretcher or in coffin. But just you watch: the left will turn on her like they did on RBG.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 08, 2024 12:45 PM (iFTx/)

332 Posted by: Vengeance at November 08, 2024 12:43 PM (oSFyF)

No great shock here.

Trump and his team needs to tell them to FOAD. a I understand his administration won’t be perfect and will have some shitbirds on board but some stuff should be just full stop no.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 08, 2024 12:45 PM (eZwyX)

333 278 You know what Stupid Sh!t [tm] you can stop?
Stop with the 'muh democracyhas ended' BS.
And for once, keep your word and LEAVE. But you won't because we know you're a liar and grifter.
Putz.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 08, 2024 12:37 PM (Rbu5d)

The RIGHT somehow voted out Democracy!!!!

oh... wait...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 08, 2024 12:45 PM (QAkQ3)

334 BREAKING: Argentina President Milei to meet with Elon Musk and Trump next week in the US.

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Wowza

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 08, 2024 12:45 PM (OTdqV)

335 Professor/NYT columnist Tressie McMillian Cottom urges Dems to double down on identity politics "[Trump] tapped into one of the most powerful of American identities, he tapped into white identity...That means you should double down on identities of your base."

--

Tell that to the record numbers of blacks, Hispanics and Asians that voted for him, you lackwit.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 08, 2024 12:45 PM (qBdHI)

336 Anyone here ever smoke a Pork Butt?
Posted by: Soothsayer

Is it better than fine Columbian?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 08, 2024 12:45 PM (L/fGl)

337 Canada should tell the Americans running from Trump they can come in, but they're restricted to Baffin Island for 10 years.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 08, 2024 12:45 PM (VNX3d)

338 >> Nick Fuentes. The Gayest Fed Operative.

Funny how he was there outside the Capital on January 6th, yelling people should bust in, yet was never prosecuted. . . Little Fed jerk.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 08, 2024 12:46 PM (scDBq)

339 BREAKING: Argentina President Milei to meet with Elon Musk and Trump next week in the US.

****************

AFUERA!!!!!

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Certified Trump Justice Warrior and Wagshambas Expert at November 08, 2024 12:46 PM (M7vhK)

340 unified field theory of Elon is that all of his companies stem from one dream: colonies on Mars

Elon might be from Mars.

Only a Jamaican or an Ice Warrior could smoke a blunt that big.

Posted by: DaveA at November 08, 2024 12:46 PM (FhXTo)

341 Anyone here ever smoke a Pork Butt?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2024 12:39 PM (EbNH7)
___________

[Raises eyebrow]

-- Pete Bootyjuice

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 08, 2024 12:46 PM (iFTx/)

342 Anyone here ever smoke a Pork Butt?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2024 12:39 PM (EbNH7)

Often.

Salt, black pepper, paprika, brown sugar, white sugar, roughly equal parts. Make wayyyyy more than you think you'll need. Like ~1.5-2 cups.

Rub the pork down the night before and rest in the fridge.

Start early in the morning, get your smoker going, pull the pork out to rest and warm up while you wait. When you're stable at 250-275 F in there, score the fat cap all the way through and plunk it in there fat cap up. Leave it alone for a good couple hours until it starts to bark up, then slap a probe in and let it ride until interior is 203, 204, thereabouts. Much less isn't rendered enough, much more is starting to dry out unless you crutch it in foil.

Rest a bit, rip apart, consume.

Sauce in the last ten-fifteen minutes if you want.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 08, 2024 12:46 PM (DDGz9)

343
Yes, How To Talk To Your Republican Family About Abortion at Thanksgiving would go over great!

Remember how many holidays Meathead ruined for the Bunkers?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2024 12:46 PM (hssr7)

344 Somebody named Harry Sissons promises to make Trump's life a living he'll.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 08, 2024 12:30 PM (kTd/k)

Trump should offer to send David Hogg over to show Sissons what a "real man" looks like.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 08, 2024 12:46 PM (ExV1e)

345 I'm not a Professor/NYT Columnist but... Trump's playing to the identity of "American" is what appealed to those black and Latino voters.

That and their cultural mysogyny

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 08, 2024 12:47 PM (wBaIH)

346 CA saw one of the largest shifts from Dems to Republican in the country. Republican gains in the state legislature.

Trump got 40% of the vote

Prop 36 passed overwhelmingly

George Gascon finally booted out

San Francisco mayor gone

Oakland mayor + DA gone

Posted by: SMOD at November 08, 2024 12:47 PM (RHGPo)

347 O.k., I'm watching this on YouTube:

The Downfall of Nick Rekieta: The Man Who Helped Me No Longer Exists (The Dragon's Treasure)

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=O0Ohk1no-Yw

Posted by: m at November 08, 2024 12:47 PM (VnUSN)

348 Thanks, Whig. I went back and read your reply on the last thread after TJM told me where it was.

We are ruled by sick, sick people.
Posted by: Bulg
======
Spinoffs of this group are also trying to disbar Trump's and MAGA GOP attorneys in a bunch of states for having the audacity to allow lawyers to represent clients that the lawfare group wants to put in prison.

I got a bunch of other horror stories and legal atrocities committed by this group.

That is why I think there should be no mercy on this group and they need to be personally and politically destroyed via the same process they have used on their victims.

Posted by: whig at November 08, 2024 12:47 PM (ctrM5)

349 331 I agree but there is zero chance she steps down. She will cling to power until her last breath. They will have to carry her out on a stretcher or in coffin. But just you watch: the left will turn on her like they did on RBG.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 08, 2024 12:45 PM (iFTx/)

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She's probably worse than RBG because RBG wanted a woman to pick her replacement. Sotomayor won't care who picks her replacement as long as it's after she's dead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 08, 2024 12:47 PM (GBKbO)

350 Also, there'd be real resistance from squishes like Romney and Sinema and Manchin to bypassing all rules to get Biden a pick in the last second after an election loss.

One more point: a resignation gives to this Senate opportunity to demonstrate that it is totes strong-enough to stiffarm the Left, without incoming Senate President Vance pushing for someone like Lee or Scott. No replacement is likely for that reason alone. Sotomayor knows this.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 08, 2024 12:47 PM (gKWVE)

351 Maybe he should imitate Depardieu and immigrate to Russia?

Posted by: long night ending, dawn in January at November 08, 2024 12:47 PM (2NXcZ)

352 73 This kinda reminds me of the lady during COVID who ended up attending a Zoom meeting as a potato because she didn't know how it worked.
Posted by: Bulg at November 08, 2024 12:13 PM (v6JzV)

That is really funny...but I have some empathy with her, because, being retired, I attended my very first Zoom meeting this last Monday. I had no idea what to do...

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 08, 2024 12:47 PM (Rbu5d)

353 308 Nick is a sad case. Kids in a house with a drugged out father and firearms present.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 08, 2024 12:42 PM (s3KJ4)

yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes

Posted by: m at November 08, 2024 12:47 PM (VnUSN)

354 Suddenly I am hungry.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2024 12:47 PM (aD39U)

355 305 Anyone here ever smoke a Pork Butt?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2024 12:39 PM (EbNH7)
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They're hard to light and draw really hard.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 08, 2024 12:41 PM (U1w17)

That's what the new hybrid smoker-bongs are for. Electric coil heated with an automated wood pellet dispenser, and digitized water level readout with alarm.

Posted by: Smoking goes high tech at November 08, 2024 12:48 PM (wha8B)

356 >>The Downfall of Nick Rekieta: The Man Who Helped Me No Longer Exists (The Dragon's Treasure)

That one is kinda sad as DT guy was a True Believer and Fanboy.

But it is a start.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2024 12:48 PM (z/jjr)

357 Soothsayer, How big is it? I smoke 10 to 12 lbs and it can take up to 15 hours Grump928 is right do get it to 190-200 before you shred it. You can slice or cut it sooner ant it will be safe to eat. But 200 is the magic temp.

Posted by: Picric at November 08, 2024 12:48 PM (HzuMl)

358 295 re the sidebar, Sotomayor is 70 years old and not the picture of health. If she doesn't announce her retirement right now, she risks letting Trump pick her replacement ala RBG.

But like RGB, she is too high on her own power/prestige, and will not step down.

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at November 08, 2024 12:40 PM (V6W16

She and Brown Jackson are the two justices who need to be replaced because they are unwilling or unable to interpret and apply the Constitution.

Posted by: Emmie at November 08, 2024 12:48 PM (xAC7C)

359 Couldn't they just have an agent go up and politely inform them they needed a license? Maybe... send a letter first?
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I've read from a different wildlife rescuer [not him] that all his paperwork was done and signed for getting the pens built [registered, or similar] but hadn't been processed yet.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 12:48 PM (hovnC)

360 >> Nick is a sad case. Kids in a house with a drugged out father and firearms present

What is really sad is that he only shared the Cocaine with his favorite kid.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2024 12:49 PM (z/jjr)

361 Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2024 12:49 PM (z/jjr)

Lmao

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 08, 2024 12:49 PM (eZwyX)

362 This Cohen fellow is quite the thin-skinned humorless whiny little bitch isn't he?

Posted by: Not unexpected but sheesh at November 08, 2024 12:49 PM (wha8B)

363 Trump should offer to send David Hogg over to show Sissons what a "real man" looks like.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Sissons and Hogg can wrestle and stuff on a WWE show. BUT they do it fully in Greco Roman style.

They can show the rest of us what REAL twinks can do.

Posted by: whig at November 08, 2024 12:50 PM (ctrM5)

364 Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor retires.
President Biden appoints Kamala Harris to Sotomayor’s vacancy with a lame duck Democratic senate majority.
Supreme Court Justice Kamala Harris.

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Hard to believe you could get a more vapid justice than Sotomayor, but that would do it. I too hope she resigns.

I mean I'm sure Biden is looking to reward Kamala somehow.

Great analysis.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 08, 2024 12:50 PM (sX1BW)

365 The connecting tissue in the pork starts to turn to gelatin above 190 degrees.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2024 12:50 PM (aD39U)

366 89 Midler started out in gay bathhouses. ...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2024 12:16 PM (2E0Ej)

and that's where she discovered Barry Manilow: entertaining the bathhouse crowd.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 08, 2024 12:50 PM (Rbu5d)

367 364 Hard to believe you could get a more vapid justice than Sotomayor, but that would do it. I too hope she resigns.

I mean I'm sure Biden is looking to reward Kamala somehow.

Great analysis.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 08, 2024 12:50 PM (sX1BW)

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At this point, I'd expect Biden, should Sotomayor retire (she won't), to give a speech about how he can't wait to hear who Trump picks to replace her.

He seems like he's out to just fuck shit up at this point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 08, 2024 12:51 PM (GBKbO)

368
I've taken a new appreciation to Pork recently, and I hate Turkey. Such a fowl tasting meat. That's why I'm asking pork butts.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2024 12:51 PM (hssr7)

369 omg that Michael Cohen vid was perfection!

lolol

he is totally a jive turkey, the only reason he announced he was going to leave is due to his turkey brain tellilng him KH was going to win

Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2024 12:51 PM (dCxaZ)

370 >>> 348
======
Spinoffs of this group are also trying to disbar Trump's and MAGA GOP attorneys in a bunch of states for having the audacity to allow lawyers to represent clients that the lawfare group wants to put in prison.

I got a bunch of other horror stories and legal atrocities committed by this group.

That is why I think there should be no mercy on this group and they need to be personally and politically destroyed via the same process they have used on their victims.

Posted by: whig at November 08, 2024 12:47 PM (ctrM5)

The ABA needs to be stomped.

Posted by: Brandon at November 08, 2024 12:51 PM (zlGo9)

371 >>>>>>Right before she crashed, she discovered MST3000 and was binging it. I forgot how funny it was.
Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 12:34 PM (p4NUW)
*******
Years ago, I used to watch that with my young son. We laughed our asses off.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 08, 2024 12:52 PM (5xDQP)

372 Nobody in our family likes the turnkey legs so we are going all turkey breast this year, and WinnDixie has them for $1.99/lb this weekend.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2024 12:52 PM (aD39U)

373 Yeah if Rekieta didn't have a whole mess of kids I'd think his coke-fueled hotwife-fucking downfall was kind of charming but he's made a big mess for them,. especially the little girl that tested positive for cocaine metabolites.

I think this election is the last gasp of Fuentes being anything more than a minor internet pest, his army of 17 year old incels can only call everyone a Jew for so long before no one cares anymore.

Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 08, 2024 12:52 PM (8Qbd8)

374 >>The connecting tissue in the pork starts to turn to gelatin above 190 degrees.

I prefer to smoke until it reaches 165-170...then Foil it with some Cider in there and finish it in the oven.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2024 12:52 PM (z/jjr)

375 zerohedge.com

Alex Soros Shocked That the Incumbent Political Order Is Being Crushed Around The Globe

"This is the first time this has ever happened in almost 120 years of records." - Alex Soros

Posted by: SMOD at November 08, 2024 12:53 PM (RHGPo)

376 carp

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2024 12:53 PM (zlGo9)

377 That's why I'm asking pork butts.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2024 12:51 PM (hssr7)

He likes pork butts and he cannot lie
You other weirdos can't deny
When a swine backs in with a big fat waist
And that curly tail in your face you get SPRUNG

Posted by: Sir Pork-A-Lot at November 08, 2024 12:53 PM (wha8B)

378 She and Brown Jackson are the two justices who need to be replaced because they are unwilling or unable to interpret and apply the Constitution.
Posted by: Emmie
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Kagan does that too like Ginsberg, they are/were just smarter about hiding it.

Both of them are actually despicable people and it is very possible that Kagan and her clerks was the source of the lead about Dobbs and not Sotomayor. It is very likely that the latest breach via leaks of Scotus ops came from Kagan and her law clerks.

She is a snake. Sotomayor is dumb, and KTJ is even dumber (and an inlaw of Paul Ryan btw).

Posted by: whig at November 08, 2024 12:53 PM (ctrM5)

379 375 zerohedge.com

Alex Soros Shocked That the Incumbent Political Order Is Being Crushed Around The Globe

"This is the first time this has ever happened in almost 120 years of records." - Alex Soros
Posted by: SMOD at November 08, 2024 12:53 PM (RHGPo)

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Not since WWI has the established order covered itself with so much glory.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 08, 2024 12:53 PM (GBKbO)

380
I'd image herr Starmer in the U.K. Macron in France and the rest of the Euro trash Marxist leadership is a little nervous right now

Posted by: Auspex at November 08, 2024 12:54 PM (j4U/Z)

381 zerohedge:

Restructuring Underway At Soros Fund Management As Hong Kong Office To Shut

Oops.

Posted by: SMOD at November 08, 2024 12:54 PM (RHGPo)

382 You can smoke a butt on a gas grill by cutting it up in hunks and smoking for several hours and then put the hunks in pressure cooker with 3/4 cup apple donated for 50 minutes.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 08, 2024 12:54 PM (wBaIH)

383 43 There's no pussy filter?
Posted by: Stateless at November 08, 2024 12:10 PM (jvJvP)

If they filtered out the pussies, Cohen wouldn't've been visible.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 08, 2024 12:54 PM (3aKEk)

384 Professor/NYT columnist Tressie McMillian Cottom urges Dems to double down on identity politics "[Trump] tapped into one of the most powerful of American identities, he tapped into white identity...That means you should double down on identities of your base."
--
Tell that to the record numbers of blacks, Hispanics and Asians that voted for him, you lackwit.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 08, 2024 12:45 PM (qBdHI)

it's ok, by their vote, they are now white adjacent...

all the pain, none of the 'privilege'...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 08, 2024 12:54 PM (v6XNT)

385 >>> 375 zerohedge.com

Alex Soros Shocked That the Incumbent Political Order Is Being Crushed Around The Globe

"This is the first time this has ever happened in almost 120 years of records." - Alex Soros
Posted by: SMOD at November 08, 2024 12:53 PM (RHGPo)

Whose records, commie boy?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2024 12:54 PM (zlGo9)

386 He likes pork butts and he cannot lie
You other weirdos can't deny
When a swine backs in with a big fat waist
And that curly tail in your face you get SPRUNG
Posted by: Sir Pork-A-Lot

*slow clap*

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 08, 2024 12:54 PM (ftFVW)

387 Cohen and Ann Selzer should try to get a Joker 3 movie going. Cohen already knows about the court room stuff and Selzer is already insane so...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 08, 2024 12:55 PM (oZhjI)

388
>>>And that curly tail in your face you get SPRUNG
Posted by: Sir Pork-A-Lot

disturbing image...

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2024 12:55 PM (hssr7)

389 Oh man, Drew Ciferrs is not playing around.

The Irishman out for blood in his Insta reels about the idea of being gracious and nice to the dems for losing. He's like hell nah. If the shoe was on the other foot, they'd have no grace and no sympathy for us. You give what you want to receive, so they will receive none from him.

"If you're looking for sympathy, you might want to check in the dictionary between shit and syphilis."

Dang, son. That's devastating and funny. Does he secretly post here?

Posted by: LizLem at November 08, 2024 12:55 PM (wcIbG)

390 You can wrap it in foil, and it will cook faster, but you will miss the bark on the outside. It will start cooking nicely and then the temp will stall out at 170~180 and will stay there for 2 to 3 hours. (It has to do with evaporation cooling) Once through that it will keep cooking as normal, but there will be a 2 to 3 hour point that it will just stay that temp.
If you wrap it up it will cook closer to normal.
It also depends how "air tight" your cooker is. I have an ugly drum smoker that is horrible for cooking time, but my crust is fantastic.

Posted by: Picric at November 08, 2024 12:55 PM (HzuMl)

391 122...Claire McCaskill said she would be put in an internment camp. These are the same people that want the government to control social media disinformation.
Posted by: ryukyu at November 08, 2024 12:19 PM (TibGI)

Lists need to be kept of what these idiots saidthis week, and then check in on them in a year.And the year after that.
You still here?
In the internment camp yet?
etc
etc

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 08, 2024 12:55 PM (Rbu5d)

392 Anyone here ever smoke a Pork Butt?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2024 12:39 PM (EbNH7)

I tried it once but the pig ran away screaming.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at November 08, 2024 12:55 PM (JRP2U)

393 At this point, I'd expect Biden, should Sotomayor retire (she won't), to give a speech about how he can't wait to hear who Trump picks to replace her.

He seems like he's out to just fuck shit up at this point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 08, 2024 12:51 PM (GBKbO)

I would love to hear the whole story of this over a glass of champaign and a pipe full of crack with Hunter.

You know he's just dying to tell his / his family's side of the story. I feel like I know the guy after reading all of his text messages.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2024 12:55 PM (Evo1G)

394 Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 08, 2024 12:52 PM (8Qbd

Good. He’s annoying and not funny. It’d be one thing if he was entertaining but he’s not.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 08, 2024 12:56 PM (eZwyX)

395 Somebody named Harry Sissons promises to make Trump's life a living he'll.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 08, 2024 12:30 PM (kTd/k)

I'm sure he's shaking in his boots.

Posted by: ... at November 08, 2024 12:56 PM (ksjMr)

396 with 3/4 cup apple donated for 50 minutes.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 08, 2024 12:54 PM (wBaIH)

Does the apple have to be donated or can you purchase one outright?

Posted by: You can keep it longer at November 08, 2024 12:56 PM (wha8B)

397 Not since WWI has the established order covered itself with so much glory.

Give our elites credit, they are fighting a war that looks very much like WWI in Ukraine right now too

Posted by: 18-1 at November 08, 2024 12:56 PM (oZhjI)

398 GET THIS THRU YUH DUMB HEADS!!@!#!

Posted by: kallisto at November 08, 2024 12:56 PM (dCxaZ)

399 393 I would love to hear the whole story of this over a glass of champaign and a pipe full of crack with Hunter.

You know he's just dying to tell his / his family's side of the story. I feel like I know the guy after reading all of his text messages.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2024 12:55 PM (Evo1G)

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But the fucker down, Joe.

Do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 08, 2024 12:56 PM (GBKbO)

400 Didn't have a chance to comment on the Morning Rant post, but I just wanted to say that I think Buck Throckmorton did an outstanding job. Kudos, Buck.

Posted by: Paco at November 08, 2024 12:56 PM (njExo)

401 NOOD

our pwecious democraccy

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2024 12:56 PM (zlGo9)

402 Claire McCaskill said she would be put in an internment camp.

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We used to call them fat camps.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at November 08, 2024 12:57 PM (sX1BW)

403 Should say COLIBRI on it and have a very low as in about 600fps velocity on it. They also sell a super heavy 60gr very subsonic 22 LR which is useful if you use a suppressor.

One thing about the primer only, it will usually does not have the power to cycle semi automatics and you have to be damn sure that it does not stick a bullet in the barrel. Best used in shorter barrels of bolt action 22 LRs or 22 Revolvers.
Posted by: whig
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Thanks, whig. I'll check but none of that sounds familiar so I assume it's powder-fired then.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 12:57 PM (hovnC)

404 Yeah the only real funny anti-Semite left is Lucas Gage because he's so pathetic, basically ruined his marriage because he was getting trolled by food deliveries. Fuentes is a one note mincing little gay boy.

Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 08, 2024 12:57 PM (8Qbd8)

405 I think this election is the last gasp of Fuentes being anything more than a minor internet pest, his army of 17 year old incels can only call everyone a Jew for so long before no one cares anymore.
Posted by: Broseidon
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When you turn off Torba and Vox Day, you know your influence is like a limp dick.

I think Fuentes was and is an IC informant and used to 'dirty' people for surveillance (aka white nationalism etc.).

Also the last hurrah for Richard Spencer and his fake and gay Aryan white supremacy schtick.

He endorsed Kamala this election which leads even the dimmest of white supremacists left in a closet somewhere that he is a fed informant.

Guess the guy, like Duke before him, wanted to retire and kick back.

Posted by: whig at November 08, 2024 12:57 PM (ctrM5)

406
Please notice the use of the phrase "tap into."

We're just demographic groups to Democrats.

That's why President Trump won -- he didn't try to "tap into" identity groups like they were stupid.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2024 12:57 PM (hssr7)

407 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 08, 2024 12:55 PM (Evo1G)

I 100% believe he voted for Trump.

Dude is PISSED they completed a coup on him.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 08, 2024 12:58 PM (eZwyX)

408 We had an old guy living in the building that would set up his smoker in front of his apartment and invite folks to bring stuff down and he would take care of it. I used to take 1 lb chubs of really good bologna from Braum's or a small pork loin. His favorite rub was the old cowboy, coffee and brown sugar. Guy knew his stuff. Sadly, off to assisted living he went.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 08, 2024 12:58 PM (gm9Sb)

409 >242 Harry Sissy I believe is a paid DNC "influencer" or something along those lines.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2024 12:33 PM (2ocoG)

Sisson talks like fag and his shits all retarded.

No one give two fucks about this ass hat.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 08, 2024 12:58 PM (GTqXr)

410 Oh noes!

NYC to End Program Giving Illegals Prepaid Debit Cards After Trump Victory

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 08, 2024 12:58 PM (L/fGl)

411 Tell that to the record numbers of blacks, Hispanics and Asians that voted for him, you lackwit.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 08, 2024 12:45 PM (qBdHI)

Forget it, she's rolling.

I notice they stocked Kamala Discount Firework Celebration HQ with many many ACTUAL black female faces. Did anyone else? As if this was some kind of race war being won or lost, and not a bunch of screechy preachy awfuls against the world.

That is the angle they will be going with until the next fake op.

Posted by: ... at November 08, 2024 12:58 PM (ksjMr)

412 I'd love to hit up a titty bar with Hunter and let him spill all the beans

Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 08, 2024 12:59 PM (8Qbd8)

413 Assumed fake name? Conspiracy to forge a passort from aother country? Pathway to theft, fraud, smuggling? I'm guessing he'll fit right in in Iran.

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 08, 2024 12:59 PM (QSrLX)

414 150 I’m a little unclear on what these liberals are “fighting”. Is it a better economy? Bringing jobs back to America? Lower taxes? The end of illegal immigration and deportation of people who broke our laws? Less crime? The return of parental rights? A healthier country? A return to the rule of law and the end of lawfare? A smaller, less intrusive government that doesn’t jail you for wrongthink?

I’m a but perplexed at this campaign.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2024 12:23 PM (oSFyF)

They don't have a message theme or plan today to recapture the House in '26 and the White House in'28.

Trump is on the verge of crushing major strategic victory. He has the Dems flanked on both sides and is close to encircling and wiping them out as a political force.

If the Dems go maximum resistance, even if he can over-power them, Trump uses the Bully Pulpit to send the same economic and anti-Establishment messages he used to win the Presidency.

If the Dems pull-in their extremist public-view horns, somehow, and sort cooperate with Trump on a few things, they piss-off their crazy base.

They've been smart enough to keep Dem politicians from saying Trump voters are rayciss misogyn.

Posted by: Gref at November 08, 2024 12:59 PM (aBgBM)

415 Thanks, whig. I'll check but none of that sounds familiar so I assume it's powder-fired then.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC)

No problem. Here is a link to their latest version (earlier versions have slightly different boxes)
https://tinyurl.com/32we6vpj

Posted by: whig at November 08, 2024 01:00 PM (ctrM5)

416 >>> Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor retires.
President Biden appoints Kamala Harris to Sotomayor’s vacancy with a lame duck Democratic senate majority.
Supreme Court Justice Kamala Harris.

Geez, hasn't Clarence Thomas been tortured enough??

Posted by: LizLem at November 08, 2024 01:00 PM (wcIbG)

417 412 I'd love to hit up a titty bar with Hunter and let him spill all the beans
Posted by: Broseidon
========
Ummmm, the dude likes to be pegged. No one wants to see that shit.

Posted by: whig at November 08, 2024 01:01 PM (ctrM5)

418 Political hygiene:
Jeb!
Hillary
Cheyneys
Obama

Hurt less than abrading a scalp would.

HQ Brilliant!

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 08, 2024 01:01 PM (QSrLX)

419 You know he's just dying to tell his / his family's side of the story. I feel like I know the guy after reading all of his text messages.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
=====
Harry,
You have a disturbing hobby right there.

Posted by: whig at November 08, 2024 01:03 PM (ctrM5)

420 >>> Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor retires.
President Biden appoints Kamala Harris to Sotomayor’s vacancy with a lame duck Democratic senate majority.
Supreme Court Justice Kamala Harris.

No way. Even if FJB didn't despise her, he would not nominate a
60 year-old alcoholic for SCOTUS.

Posted by: Gref at November 08, 2024 01:04 PM (aBgBM)

421 403 Gun stuff. I set up my cheapo chronograph for messing around between my Beretta 95B .25 and my mini revolver. The mini revolver had some good results with the really heavy Aguila bullet once you did the math. Note book is in the car, but the heavy bullet with the reduced (not by much) report made that 50 grain bullet look good. The good ol' .25 for all its bad rep still shined between .22 out of a short, short barrel and a .25 auto.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 08, 2024 01:05 PM (gm9Sb)

422 Isn't Canada kind of cold for strip clubs? Or is that part of the draw?
Posted by: Ian S.

The glass cutting demonstrations are a wonder to behold.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 08, 2024 01:05 PM (fQmeC)

423 I was shocked to my core.

This morning I had to go to the airport and was completely flabbergasted by the huge line wrapping twice around the grounds of DFW of all the people leaving the country and renouncing their citizenship becuz Orange Hitler had seized power!!!

...

Oh, wait. None of that happened at all.

It was just a dream. A beautiful, beautiful dream.

Fuck these dramatards.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 08, 2024 01:11 PM (eDfFs)

424 Trump should create a special pass that allows celebrities who want to flee the country to jump to the head of the deportation line!

Including free helicopter rides, one way. And for a slight fee, offer "VIP Service" where the helicopter actually lands at the destination before dropping you off, instead of the default free "Economy Express Drop-off Service".

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 08, 2024 01:12 PM (gfztU)

425 Chat GPT: please reproduce "Woman with a Mirror" with Megyn Kelly as the model.

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2024 01:13 PM (AMyEQ)

426 thanks for the FBI tip, maj. healey

i'll put that up next post

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2024 01:35 PM (KRtlO)

427 "If you're looking for sympathy, you might want to check in the dictionary between shit and syphilis."

Dang, son. That's devastating and funny. Does he secretly post here?
Posted by: LizLem at November 08, 2024 12:55 PM

Major Payne quote. Effective but not original.

Posted by: H at November 08, 2024 01:35 PM (4N/0w)

428
I'd tell these lib nut jobs to seek mental health professionals, but these health professionals are just as loony as the patients. They'd just sit there reflecting the Trump hate back at eachother for an hour.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 08, 2024 02:03 PM (+oR7L)

429 Loved it! He nearly had a complete hissy fit breakdown!

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