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Thank God It's Friday Cafe

autumninthealps.jpg
Autumn in the Alps
Ryan Resatka

Hooray! I love a victory parade.

You feel like food!

Filling a cat hole with a dog peg.

Finally it's napping time.

The weekend is here.


Some Instagram stuff:

Antarctica weather report. (IG)


Big ol' bluefin tuna breaching. (IG)

Base jumping from a mountain. (IG)

Another ground-skimming base jump. (IG)

Autumn scenery.

Dude is happier to have killer whales looking to "play" with him that I would be. (IG)

Picking up a friendly stray dog from the side of the highway. (IG)

A tour of the oldest historical buildings... in Antarctica. (IG)

This is a new thing, I think: A wingsuit spoiler (IG). More about the winsuit spoiler (IG).


Steve Inman:

Animals vs. Humans. Caution: Interspecies teabagging.

Porch bandits.

Customer service to the dome.

Ju-jitsu pandas.

Thieves attempt to cut the locking chain of a motorcycle but the owner swoops in.

Bandits attempt to steal a bike... but they should have stolen the owner's gun, first.

Little kids want to live free and wild, as Gen Xers once did.


Personal Space Invader.

MMA "fight."

Just beavering away.




Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:42 PM




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1 first

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at November 08, 2024 07:42 PM (sMkAM)

2 TGIF, indeed.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 08, 2024 07:42 PM (DTX3h)

3 Wow, that's a gorgeous pic. I'll go get the others.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 08, 2024 07:42 PM (OX9vb)

4 Oh boy. Beaver jokes incoming.

Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 07:42 PM (pZEOD)

5 second

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at November 08, 2024 07:42 PM (sMkAM)

6 A great place to open an almond dairy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2024 07:44 PM (x1nVu)

7
Hi.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 08, 2024 07:44 PM (T3es0)

8 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 08, 2024 07:44 PM (MBug/)

9 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2024 07:45 PM (WXNFJ)

10 Nice beaver!

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 08, 2024 07:45 PM (MBug/)

11 Nice beaver!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Thanks! I just had it stuffed!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2024 07:45 PM (WXNFJ)

12 Very long week. There was Monday, then there was The Glorious Revolution on Tuesday into Wednesday morning, and then there were pockets of insurrection...

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2024 07:46 PM (V13WU)

13 Lefties plotting their Communist Revolution for January 20th LIVE on YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/live/anjwd5Y9DJg
Trump’s decisive victory in the 2024 presidential election signals a new period in U.S. politics. The democrats’ inability to speak to the needs of the working class has led to their failure in this election and beyond. We are now presented with the opportunity to build a truly united working class movement to defeat the far right. Join us for a conversation with key movement leaders on the current political moment and the struggle for the future

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 08, 2024 07:46 PM (9aVck)

14 I’m glad ace seems to have moved on from his crazy insane notion that bats were “cute”

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 08, 2024 07:46 PM (M7vhK)

15
Veterans Day falls on Veterans Day, this year.

Thanks convenient, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2024 07:46 PM (tg/Tu)

16 Kari Lake showing signs of life. Still a long shot but it’s now within the real of possibility. She’s been chipping away at the communist’s lead all day.

Posted by: Arizona Senate at November 08, 2024 07:47 PM (zisR4)

17 I like the Alps, Swiss villages covered in snow...

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2024 07:47 PM (V13WU)

18
that's

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2024 07:47 PM (tg/Tu)

19 Pompeii plans to limit visitor numbers to 20,000 a day in a bid to cope with over-tourism.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 07:47 PM (hovnC)

20 Tuna fishing is the shiznizzle.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2024 07:48 PM (LkLld)

21 AOP: "Hexavalent chromium is an electrolyte"

A tasty and essential part of every balanced diet.

Posted by: Kamala looking for work at November 08, 2024 07:48 PM (gKWVE)

22
Our five-month-old boy Fitz (Soyara's Justart Son of Fortune, a Dot son) was entered in puppy competition at today's Cypress Creek KC show. Due to Her Majesty's knee issues, I showed him.

With it being his first show and my handling skills only, to be charitable, mechanically adequate, I saw an embarrassing fiasco in the making. But Fitz showed like a special despite the clod escort ing him around the ring and got a Puppy Hound Group 1.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2024 07:48 PM (EsZUh)

23 I had a boss that said Easter falls on a Sunday this year.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2024 07:48 PM (x1nVu)

24 Just got some broth down this sick kiddos throat. I feel bad waking her up, but she does need some fluid replenishment.

Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 07:49 PM (pZEOD)

25 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2024 07:49 PM (fwDg9)

26 Malnourished Emperor penguin found in Australia, more than 3,500 km from its natural habitat in Antarctica.

His last words were reportedly, "Snow worries, mate."

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 07:49 PM (hovnC)

27 @16

>>Kari Lake showing signs of life. Still a long shot but it’s now within the real of possibility. She’s been chipping away at the communist’s lead all day.

It's f**king ridiculous.

As noted, we can build rocket propelled sky cranes and AI controlled hunter/killer aerial drones but counting a small set of finite objects in a reasonable amount of time is beyond us.

Incredible.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 08, 2024 07:49 PM (XV/Pl)

28 Veterans Day falls on Veterans Day, this year.

Thanks convenient, yes?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2024 07:46 PM (tg/Tu)
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I have already scheduled me free breakfast, lunch, 2nd lunch, and dinner.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2024 07:50 PM (llXky)

29 Even last weekend it was past peak Fall colors, yet my back maple is still green

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2024 07:50 PM (fwDg9)

30 Hi Skip!

Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 07:51 PM (pZEOD)

31 U.S. IRS says it collected more than $5-trillion in tax revenue this year, distributed $553-billion in tax refunds.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 07:51 PM (hovnC)

32 I've only seem the Alps in winter.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2024 07:51 PM (aD39U)

33 Kari Lake showing signs of life. Still a long shot but it’s now within the real of possibility. She’s been chipping away at the communist’s lead all day.
Posted by: Arizona Senate at November 08, 2024 07:47 PM (zisR4)
---
I'm getting a Martha McSally vibe from her. Very popular outside of her home state, not so much within.

Yes, yes, cheating, but not quite the rock star I was led to believe she was.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2024 07:52 PM (llXky)

34 Elwood Edwards, who voiced America Online's famous "You've got mail!" greeting has died at age 74.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 07:52 PM (hovnC)

35 So I finished prepping and painting the frame on the Jeep, going to mount the rubi rails and the rock sliders.

Probably take a ride out to Rausch Creek on Monday to take it for a crawl.

Got Veteran's Day off, so might as well use the day to the fullest.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 08, 2024 07:52 PM (XV/Pl)

36 Super Bowl Sunday also falls on a Sunday this year. Really sucks when it’s on a Tuesday and everyone’s working.

Posted by: Arizona Senate at November 08, 2024 07:52 PM (zisR4)

37 pite the clod escort ing him around the ring and got a Puppy Hound Group 1.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November

Awesome! Great job!

Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 07:53 PM (pZEOD)

38 I wonder if you could tame beavers and put Stihl out of business.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2024 07:53 PM (x1nVu)

39 x.com/mohu_Movie/status/1854759745355391116

もふもふ動画館
@mohu_Movie
Why are Pandas so adorable?
Video from Queen
9:35 PM · Nov 7, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 08, 2024 07:53 PM (9aVck)

40 Since I got willowed, Elon was on that call because Starlink is the Ukrainian army's communications.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 08, 2024 07:54 PM (gfViB)

41 Christmas falls on Dec 25th this year!

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 08, 2024 07:54 PM (MBug/)

42 @33

>>I'm getting a Martha McSally vibe from her. Very popular outside of her home state, not so much within.

I have no idea what the issue was with McSally, she had the impeccable pedigree and back story, well spoken and not a bomb thrower.

I love Kari, but I get why people might not like her.

McSally, a mystery.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 08, 2024 07:54 PM (XV/Pl)

43 Apparently there's talk that Wiles, Trump's new chief of staff, is trying to nix the idea of RFK getting a post in the administration for public health.

I can't overstate how big a mistake this would be if true. If Trump's instincts led him to ally with RFK, he needs to keep following those instincts now.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2024 07:54 PM (jGGMD)

44 Thanksgiving falls on a Thursday this year.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2024 07:54 PM (x1nVu)

45 Just a warning to my Central Ohio Morons - my granddaughter passed her driving test today.

For heaven's sake stay off the sidewalk!!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2024 07:54 PM (WXNFJ)

46 Kari Lake showing signs of life. Still a long shot but it’s now within the real of possibility. She’s been chipping away at the communist’s lead all day.
Posted by: Arizona Senate at November 08, 2024 07:47 PM (zisR4)

I will be genuinely stunned if this goes well. I've been so conditioned to it going the other way.

Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 07:54 PM (jga5y)

47 That's a beautiful photo of the Kansas Flint Hills Region. So majestic.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 08, 2024 07:55 PM (Y6IkP)

48 As noted, we can build rocket propelled sky cranes and AI controlled hunter/killer aerial drones but counting a small set of finite objects in a reasonable amount of time is beyond us.

Incredible.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 08, 2024 07:49 PM (XV/Pl)
---
A considerable amount of Americans are willing to trade accuracy of ballot counts for convenience of voting.

Mail-in voting always brings a leftist swing, but supposedly that's because it bring in the "disinfranchised" whose votes track precisely along elite progressive lines.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2024 07:55 PM (llXky)

49 I wonder if you could tame beavers and put Stihl out of business.

Like Bathroom Monkeys, but outdoors.

https://refer.is/52x6q7lv

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2024 07:56 PM (aD39U)

50 I watched The Sound of Music a week ago.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2024 07:56 PM (x1nVu)

51 Thanksgiving falls on a Thursday this year.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2024 07:54 PM (x1nVu)

It's about time.

Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 07:56 PM (jga5y)

52 This evening we had 2 visitors to the back yard.

2 Bald Eagles. Chilling with us. 🦅 🦅

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2024 07:57 PM (Q4IgG)

53 @43

>>I can't overstate how big a mistake this would be if true. If Trump's instincts led him to ally with RFK, he needs to keep following those instincts now.

I would discount anything you here, we're back to the whisper sh*t that the Uniparty and the media deployed during Trumps first term.

Trump promised Bobby a Job in return for his support, Trump is going to give him what he wants.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 08, 2024 07:57 PM (XV/Pl)

54 For a guy who loves loyalty, knifing Kennedy in the back like that would be very uncool.

Posted by: Arizona Senate at November 08, 2024 07:57 PM (zisR4)

55 50 I watched The Sound of Music a week ago.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2024 07:56 PM (x1nVu)

Want to know a secret about me? I can yodel. Don’t tell anyone.

Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 07:57 PM (pZEOD)

56 Oli London
@OliLondonTV
Gov. Tim Walz’s daughter has meltdown over her father’s failed VP bid, revealing she has “reached the point of anger.”
Video From
New York Post
x.com/OliLondonTV/status/1854896087561388228
6:37 AM · Nov 8, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 08, 2024 07:57 PM (9aVck)

57 Thanksgiving falls on a Thursday this year.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2024 07:54 PM (x1nVu)


I hear them saying the year ends on December 31 this time.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2024 07:57 PM (jGGMD)

58
The democrats’ inability to speak to the needs of the working class has led to their failure in this election and beyond.

Actually, this is true. If the Democrats actually cared about the poor, they wouldn't advocate so many things that keep them that way. It's possible to work your way out of poverty but there's no margin. Luxury vices of the well off - divorce, unstable families, drug legalization, crummy schools - are catastrophic for poor people.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2024 07:58 PM (EsZUh)

59 McSally, a mystery.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 08, 2024 07:54 PM (XV/Pl)
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From this very Smart Military Blog I learned that she got into a fatal feud with the McCain faction, who undermined her at every turn. Not sure who was to blame.

She was also rumored to be a closeted lesbian, which could have actually boosted her if she came out, but she didn't.

Fun fact: her ex-husband (the marriage was supposedly for show during don't ask/don't tell) was stationed on my base. Chill dude.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2024 07:58 PM (llXky)

60 23 'I had a boss that said Easter falls on a Sunday this year.'


He's not wrong.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 08, 2024 07:58 PM (3wi/L)

61 The Sotomoyor death watch begins:
https://tinyurl.com/yd2m56u3

Posted by: Accomack at November 08, 2024 07:58 PM (4qMiv)

62
I will be genuinely stunned if this goes well. I've been so conditioned to it going the other way.
Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 07:54 PM (jga5y)


They'll let her get close, but: too bad, toots.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2024 07:59 PM (EsZUh)

63 >>I've only seem the Alps in winter.

I took the cog railway to the top of Mt Pilatus where there is an awesome view of Lake Lucerne and the Alps in July. Spectacular view. Could see Mt Eiger in the distance.

Switzerland in the Summer is great. All seasons really.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2024 07:59 PM (LkLld)

64 Christmas falls on Dec 25th this year!

When is the fourth of July?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 08, 2024 07:59 PM (9DmOt)

65 Evenin’, All. Happy Friday Night!

Who’s buying the drinks?

Posted by: Bulg at November 08, 2024 07:59 PM (v6JzV)

66 >>.14 I’m glad ace seems to have moved on from his crazy insane notion that bats were “cute”

nope. I almost posted a bat pic yesterday or the day before.

Posted by: ace at November 08, 2024 07:59 PM (KRtlO)

67 ||A postcard written by a first-class passenger on the Titanic will go up for auction later this month.

Richard William Smith, a British businessman, scrawled a message in pencil to a Mrs Olive Dakin in Norwich, England.

The card is postmarked 3.45 p.m., April 11, 1912 – three days before the transatlantic liner struck an iceberg and sank on its maiden voyage. Smith was one of around 1,500 people who perished.

The front of the postcard written by a first-class passenger on the Titanic three days before it sank.
The card, written in pencil by Richard William Smith, was sent from Cork, Ireland on April 11 1912.||

https://tinyurl.com/yr9swffj
Rare because of the Cork postmark when most are from the ship's post office or from its English port -- Southampton -- or Queenstown [Cobh] Ireland. I don't know about Cherbourg, France ones it's other port of call.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 08:00 PM (hovnC)

68 How recent is this shit with weeks of counting? I don’t remember this from pre-2020.

I mean recounts, fine. They will take some time. But initial counts taking a week? It’s beyond ridiculous.

Posted by: Arizona Senate at November 08, 2024 08:00 PM (zisR4)

69 I would discount anything you here, we're back to the whisper sh*t that the Uniparty and the media deployed during Trumps first term.

Trump promised Bobby a Job in return for his support, Trump is going to give him what he wants.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 08, 2024 07:57 PM (XV/Pl)


I believe that that's what Trump intends to do. But his first term was full of establishment snakes who made a show of loyalty while quietly obstructing his intentions. Kennedy is going to be a test of whether he's learned from those four years.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2024 08:00 PM (jGGMD)

70
*listening to E. Power Biggs playing Bach's "Friday, Joy of Man's Desiring" (BWV 147)*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at November 08, 2024 08:01 PM (gY0JQ)

71 I would discount anything you here, we're back to the whisper sh*t that the Uniparty and the media deployed during Trumps first term.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 08, 2024 07:57 PM (XV/Pl)
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THIS x1,000,000!

They are going to flat out make up rumors of White House intrigue and then people who know they are liars will still believe them because "mainstream media" but it will be total lies.

Please, PLEASE, can we not do this? Can we have an actual learning curve and ignore this transparently false bullshit? For once?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2024 08:01 PM (llXky)

72 64 The Fourth of July always falls on the same day of the week as the day after Christmas, i. e., Boxing Day.

Thursday, this year.

Posted by: Bulg at November 08, 2024 08:01 PM (v6JzV)

73 I'd like to be able to fly in a wing suit....without dying of course. It looks incredible.

Posted by: Freds Revenge at November 08, 2024 08:02 PM (dXALN)

74 My birthday is the 7th but I can never remember which day.

Posted by: Accomack at November 08, 2024 08:02 PM (4qMiv)

75 98% of all Alpen photos on the web are AI creations. Don't be fooled.

Posted by: I Can See Clearly Now at November 08, 2024 08:03 PM (nS6qG)

76 A considerable amount of Americans are willing to trade accuracy of ballot counts for convenience of voting.

Mail-in voting always brings a leftist swing, but supposedly that's because it bring in the "disinfranchised" whose votes track precisely along elite progressive lines.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2024 07:55 PM (llXky)

Nobody got to vote on any of this crap. Don't go blaming it on voters. The purpose of vote by mail is fraud or suppression of unsecured votes.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 08:03 PM (n7h9X)

77 nope. I almost posted a bat pic yesterday or the day before.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2024 07:59 PM (KRtlO)
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But did you see Celebrity Mortal Kombat (I honestly don't know, just started coming back etc.)

Makes me laugh every time.

https://tinyurl.com/492buep2

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2024 08:03 PM (llXky)

78 Is Boxing Day regifting day for the help?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2024 08:03 PM (x1nVu)

79 >@OliLondonTV
Gov. Tim Walz’s daughter has meltdown over her father’s failed VP bid, revealing she has “reached the point of anger.”
---

Okay

Posted by: Don Black at November 08, 2024 08:03 PM (/7KEl)

80 The RGB effect is in play. The Democrats want all the old dykes on the Supreme Court to resign.

Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 08:03 PM (jga5y)

81 64 The Fourth of July always falls on the same day of the week as the day after Christmas, i. e., Boxing Day.



Only in years that start on Jan 1.

Posted by: Arizona Senate at November 08, 2024 08:03 PM (zisR4)

82 61 The Sotomoyor death watch begins:
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That's awful.

Maybe we can send her some chocolates and candy to cheer her up??

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 08:03 PM (hovnC)

83 Please, PLEASE, can we not do this? Can we have an actual learning curve and ignore this transparently false bullshit? For once?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2024 08:01 PM (llXky)

Yeah, no.

Posted by: Freds Revenge at November 08, 2024 08:04 PM (dXALN)

84 Nobody got to vote on any of this crap. Don't go blaming it on voters. The purpose of vote by mail is fraud or suppression of unsecured votes.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 08:03 PM (n7h9X)
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I distinctly recall Washington and Oregon adopting this a while ago, when they were both swing states. And then they went deep blue.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2024 08:04 PM (llXky)

85 This evening we had 2 visitors to the back yard.

2 Bald Eagles. Chilling with us. 🦅 🦅

Posted by: Martini Farmer

=====

Good Lord man!

If Bob from NSA sees that, he'll drop a dime and you'll be evicted.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 08, 2024 08:04 PM (8AONa)

86 THIS x1,000,000!

They are going to flat out make up rumors of White House intrigue and then people who know they are liars will still believe them because "mainstream media" but it will be total lies.

Please, PLEASE, can we not do this? Can we have an actual learning curve and ignore this transparently false bullshit? For once?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2024 08:01 PM (llXky)

White house intrigue is Biden on Biden so who cares? MSM has just been shown they can't move the voters.

The narrative will have to change when Trump gets in and starts doing things massively.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 08:05 PM (n7h9X)

87 She would probably appreciate the new MyPillow Supreme Court Justice model.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2024 08:05 PM (x1nVu)

88 81 Don’t quite get the joke, but *snort.*

Posted by: Bulg at November 08, 2024 08:05 PM (v6JzV)

89 *listening to E. Power Biggs playing Bach's "Friday, Joy of Man's Desiring" (BWV 147)*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

Pfffffffft!

Posted by: Virgil Fox And His Heavy Organ at November 08, 2024 08:06 PM (nS6qG)

90 24 Just got some broth down this sick kiddos throat. I feel bad waking her up, but she does need some fluid replenishment.
Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 07:49 PM (pZEOD)


Wake them up to give them a sleeping pill!

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 08, 2024 08:06 PM (NMT5x)

91 Cherbourg, France ones it's other port of call.
----
Screwed that one up.

Cherbourg, France its other port of call.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 08:06 PM (hovnC)

92 So I finished prepping and painting the frame on the Jeep, going to mount the rubi rails and the rock sliders.

Probably take a ride out to Rausch Creek on Monday to take it for a crawl.

Got Veteran's Day off, so might as well use the day to the fullest.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 08, 2024 07:52 PM (XV/Pl)

I succeeded in getting the bad engine out my dead Suburban today. Hoisted it out just as the Sun was setting. It's now resting on the ground with the chains still on it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2024 08:06 PM (iWeo2)

93 You know some closeted shite GOPe would go along with Chuck's plan to to put Trish James on the SC.

Posted by: Accomack at November 08, 2024 08:06 PM (4qMiv)

94 I thought I liked soup de jour but it's different every place I go!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2024 08:06 PM (WXNFJ)

95 Biden can still resign for black presideny NUMBER TWO to be sworn in by tax expert whats his name

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 08, 2024 08:06 PM (QSrLX)

96 x.com/fourboxesdiner/status/1854984858407247917
Mark W. Smith/#2A Scholar
@fourboxesdiner
#2A HUGE 2A WIN just now. As predicted, Federal Judge Stephen MCGlynn declares Illinois bans on semi-automatic rifles and magazines to be unconstitutional under 2A. The Court wrote, “Most importantly, considering all of the evidence presented, the Court holds that the provisions of PICA criminalizing the knowing possession of specific semiautomatic rifles, shotguns, magazines, and attachments are unconstitutional under the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution as applied to the states by the Fourteenth Amendment

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 08, 2024 08:07 PM (9aVck)

97 Chuck shows her a picture of a bullet or a bottle of HFC

Posted by: Accomack at November 08, 2024 08:07 PM (4qMiv)

98 is someone holding the bag on 46 health watch? i bet the shifts are 15 minutes long

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 08, 2024 08:08 PM (QSrLX)

99 Soup de Jour is very inconsistent. It's like they change the recipe every day.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2024 08:08 PM (x1nVu)

100 I distinctly recall Washington and Oregon adopting this a while ago, when they were both swing states. And then they went deep blue.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2024 08:04 PM (llXky)

So a ballot initiative, created by the legislature, or a prop started by a government pressure group, or a law by the legislature. Same difference. This is all top down, and the inert GOP doesn't fight it.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 08:08 PM (n7h9X)

101 The narrative will have to change when Trump gets in and starts doing things massively.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 08:05 PM (n7h9X)
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When Trump gets in, we will have endless anonymous sources telling us that Trump strangled 13 cats by the light of the full moon and then all the rejects will agree it's plausible and that's fine, but the Moron Horde should just ignore it. Pass by it quietly. That's all I'm saying.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2024 08:08 PM (llXky)

102 Soup is not a meal.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 08, 2024 08:09 PM (mH6SG)

103 Hey, Piper, glad to hear your kiddo was grooving on MST earlier. My wife and I bonded over that show.

Most couples have a song. Mrs. B and I have a show.

Hope the kiddo is well soon.

Posted by: Bulg at November 08, 2024 08:09 PM (v6JzV)

104 Watching Jags Iggles off the dvr. The Kamaloser ads are precious

Posted by: Accomack at November 08, 2024 08:09 PM (4qMiv)

105 I wonder if you could tame beavers and put Stihl out of business.
Like Bathroom Monkeys, but outdoors.
https://refer.is/52x6q7lv
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2024 07:56 PM (aD39U)


Janeane Garofalo was really cute in a 90s soft goth sort of way.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 08, 2024 08:09 PM (Y6IkP)

106 Biden can still resign for black presideny NUMBER TWO to be sworn in by tax expert whats his name
Posted by: 80's music fan at November 08, 2024 08:06 PM (QSrLX)
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DOCTOR Jill will not shed one day of her remining First Ladyship.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2024 08:09 PM (llXky)

107 News for Hosers:

Federal government is planning to apologize to Inuit people for the killing of sled dogs in the 1950s and 1960s.
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Apparently died at Obedience Schools and they're only finding the bodies now, using GPR.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 08:10 PM (hovnC)

108 Charlie Kirk

@charliekirk11
BREAKING: According to court documents, Maricopa County Recorder Stephen Richer, who oversees voting in Arizona's most populous county that includes Phoenix, admitted to wanting to "make life hell for Kari [Lake]."

Arizona elections are a national disgrace.

Posted by: Arizona Senate at November 08, 2024 08:10 PM (zisR4)

109 You know some closeted shite GOPe would go along with Chuck's plan to to put Trish James on the SC.
Posted by: Accomack at November 08, 2024 08:06 PM (4qMiv)

And the vote would be like 98-2.

Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 08:10 PM (jga5y)

110 HUGE 2A WIN just now. As predicted, Federal Judge Stephen MCGlynn declares Illinois bans on semi-automatic rifles and magazines to be unconstitutional under 2A.

Not tired of winning?

Posted by: gKWVE at November 08, 2024 08:10 PM (gKWVE)

111 SOMEBODY needs first woman who is black preznit NUMBER TWO

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 08, 2024 08:10 PM (QSrLX)

112 103 Hey, Piper, glad to hear your kiddo was grooving on MST earlier. My wife and I bonded over that show.

Most couples have a song. Mrs. B and I have a show.

Hope the kiddo is well soon.
Posted by: Bulg at November 08, 2024 08:09 PM (v6JzV)

This is so cute! We were just watching the Deathstalker one, but she is sleepy again. She is pretty dang miserable.

Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 08:11 PM (pZEOD)

113 #2A HUGE 2A WIN just now. As predicted, Federal Judge Stephen MCGlynn declares Illinois bans on semi-automatic rifles and magazines to be unconstitutional under 2A. The Court wrote, “Most importantly, considering all of the evidence presented, the Court holds that the provisions of PICA criminalizing the knowing possession of specific semiautomatic rifles, shotguns, magazines, and attachments are unconstitutional under the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution as applied to the states by the Fourteenth Amendment
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 08, 2024 08:07 PM (9aVck)


Any day the thugs in Illinois get their tyranny shot down is a great day.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2024 08:11 PM (jGGMD)

114 The narrative will have to change when Trump gets in and starts doing things massively.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 08:05 PM (n7h9X)

I pray he doesn't let's past shit slide. Water under the bridge. The majority of Americans want The Reckoning.

Posted by: Freds Revenge at November 08, 2024 08:11 PM (dXALN)

115 " "Hexavalent chromium is an electrolyte" "

strictly speaking, this is ... not wrong.

though, personally, I'm'a stick to gatorade and Brawndo, jus' sayin'

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at November 08, 2024 08:11 PM (gY0JQ)

116 The RGB effect is in play. The Democrats want all the old dykes on the Supreme Court to resign.
Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 08:03 PM (jga5y)

And they gonna run three SC justice hearings in a month, with two and a half weeks of Holiday before Jan 1?

We don't even need Mitch to slow roll that action.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 08:11 PM (n7h9X)

117 As we wade through these interesting times filled with astounding, unexplainable stupidity, malice and disregard for sound wisdom I have only one single question:

How in the hell do pandas continue to avoid extinction?

Posted by: Orson at November 08, 2024 08:12 PM (dIske)

118 Lloyd, you're right. I'm waaay behind on novellas de televisor

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 08, 2024 08:12 PM (QSrLX)

119 Apropos of nothing in particular - those mountains are the Organ Mountains just east of Las Cruces, NM and there ain't no flowery slopes there.

But - you all knew that.

Posted by: phaedrus at November 08, 2024 08:12 PM (MWHj2)

120 How in the hell do pandas continue to avoid extinction?
Posted by: Orson at November 08, 2024 08:12 PM (dIske)



Kung Fu.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 08, 2024 08:12 PM (rNXka)

121 Reproduction?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2024 08:12 PM (x1nVu)

122 I had some chicken noodle soup earlier. One of the noodles came out of my nose. I don't know how this happens.

Posted by: Eddie Slobbo at November 08, 2024 08:13 PM (nS6qG)

123 Soup is awesome. I even like to eat condensed soup cold out of the can.

Posted by: Bulg at November 08, 2024 08:13 PM (v6JzV)

124 SOMEBODY needs first woman who is black preznit NUMBER TWO
Posted by: 80's music fan at November 08, 2024 08:10 PM (QSrLX)
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Harris is politically dead. No one will lift a finger to elevate her to historical prominence.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2024 08:13 PM (llXky)

125
The Sotomoyor death watch begins:
https://tinyurl.com/yd2m56u3
Posted by: Accomack at November 08, 2024 07:58 PM (4qMiv)

____________

"Hey, aren't you supposed to be dead?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2024 08:13 PM (EsZUh)

126 >>When Trump gets in, we will have endless anonymous sources telling us that Trump strangled 13 cats by the light of the full moon and then all the rejects will agree it's plausible and that's fine, but the Moron Horde should just ignore it. Pass by it quietly. That's all I'm saying.

Most of the country already is. That's the lesson of the election and why I was pretty confident Trump was going to win.

The left has turned into a bunch of mean girls who scream 7x24 that everyone who doesn't agree with them is a racist, sexist, misogynist, blah, blah, blah. Nobody is listening anymore. They've given up on ideas people care about and just demand you join their ever shrinking clique of freaks and dweebs.

Nobody liked those girls in high school and we aren't about to start now.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2024 08:14 PM (LkLld)

127 122 I had some chicken noodle soup earlier. One of the noodles came out of my nose. I don't know how this happens.
Posted by: Eddie Slobbo at November


123 Soup is awesome. I even like to eat condensed soup cold out of the can.
Posted by: Bulg at November 08, 2024 08

————

We a have a lot of sharing going on this evening!

Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 08:14 PM (pZEOD)

128 Soup is awesome. I even like to eat condensed soup cold out of the can.

Sounds...delicious. Yikes.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 08, 2024 08:14 PM (mH6SG)

129 38 I wonder if you could tame beavers and put Stihl out of business.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2024 07:53 PM (x1nVu)

=================================

Maybe, but their pull cords are only there a few days out of the month.

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 08, 2024 08:15 PM (NMT5x)

130
And they gonna run three SC justice hearings in a month, with two and a half weeks of Holiday before Jan 1?

We don't even need Mitch to slow roll that action.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 08:11 PM (n7h9X)

__________

A lot of Senate business runs by unanimous consent.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2024 08:15 PM (EsZUh)

131 Arizona elections are a national disgrace.

Posted by: Arizona Senate at November 08, 2024 08:10 PM (zisR4)

We need to break up Maricopa County into about 5 Counties.

Posted by: Freds Revenge at November 08, 2024 08:15 PM (dXALN)

132 This is so cute! We were just watching the Deathstalker one, but she is sleepy again. She is pretty dang miserable.
Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 08:11 PM (pZEOD)

When I used to be miserable sick I'd put on long VCR tapes or CDs that weren't funny (sore ribs from throwing up or coughing) and I knew well so I could let go and sleep and go to a 24 hour cycle of eat a lil soup. PBJ water till it was better. Once it was two weeks.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 08:15 PM (n7h9X)

133 Nobody liked those girls in high school and we aren't about to start now.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2024 08:14 PM (LkLld)
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The pathetic October Surprise that Trump hates vets shows that this is a damp squib. No one cares. Eight years of this "Walls are closing in!" crap.

I'm just saying we don't need to chew it over here. Much more fun to count our wins.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2024 08:16 PM (llXky)

134 A lot of Senate business runs by unanimous consent.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2024 08:15 PM (EsZUh)

not if you don't consent.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 08:16 PM (n7h9X)

135 A lot of Senate business runs by unanimous consent.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2024 08:15 PM (EsZUh)

_____________________________

That's what she said. (rimshot)

Posted by: Orson at November 08, 2024 08:17 PM (dIske)

136 Howdy

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 08, 2024 08:17 PM (o4wD0)

137 Soup is awesome. I even like to eat condensed soup cold out of the can.
Posted by: Bulg at November 08, 2024 08

The whole point of soup is the watery part.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 08:17 PM (n7h9X)

138 >>I'm just saying we don't need to chew it over here. Much more fun to count our wins.

I agree completely.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2024 08:18 PM (LkLld)

139 You can just eat the Campbell's straight from can, then drink 10 oz. water. It all ends up the same.

Posted by: Even Steven at November 08, 2024 08:18 PM (nS6qG)

140 Couldn't you just say the other Senators were asking for it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2024 08:18 PM (x1nVu)

141 HUGE 2A WIN just now. As predicted, Federal Judge Stephen MCGlynn declares Illinois bans on semi-automatic rifles and magazines to be unconstitutional under 2A.

Not tired of winning?
Posted by: gKWVE at November 08, 2024 08:10 PM (gKWVE)

This would have pleased one of my dear departed Illinois friends. But it's still Illinois so I'm sure they will keep fighting for all the anti gun deal there.

Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 08:18 PM (jga5y)

142 Those kids flipping the kiddie car. Notice the bare spot in the grass?

It's from them doing that A LOT.

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2024 08:18 PM (i0F8b)

143 Trump got ACB confirmed in about a month. It’s doable. But will Manchin be on board? Doubtful. Will Sinema? Also doubtful.

Bribe both of them quickly and they can get someone in.

Posted by: Arizona Senate at November 08, 2024 08:19 PM (zisR4)

144 > Soup is awesome. I even like to eat condensed soup cold out of the can.
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Here's a can of Clam Chowder, chunky style... have at it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2024 08:19 PM (Q4IgG)

145 When Trump gets in, we will have endless anonymous sources telling us that Trump strangled 13 cats by the light of the full moon

They're spreading lies like this about Barron.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 08, 2024 08:19 PM (gKWVE)

146 I had some chicken noodle soup earlier. One of the noodles came out of my nose. I don't know how this happens.
Posted by: Eddie Slobbo at November

I do, unfortunately. When I had kidney stones a cheerful side effect was throwing up everything for 24 hours while it went down to the bladder. I developed lots of information in the process.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 08:20 PM (n7h9X)

147 136 Howdy
Posted by: Puddleglum at work

Good evening. Any opinions on soup?

Posted by: Progresso Industries at November 08, 2024 08:20 PM (nS6qG)

148 Those kids flipping the kiddie car. Notice the bare spot in the grass?
It's from them doing that A LOT.


Yeah, but one of those kids started out as the test pilot.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 08, 2024 08:20 PM (mH6SG)

149 This would have pleased one of my dear departed Illinois friends. But it's still Illinois so I'm sure they will keep fighting for all the anti gun deal there.
Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 08:18 PM (jga5y)
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Imagine Trump DoJ filing charges against Illinois officials for a criminal conspiracy to deny civil rights.

The judges will by this point be epic pissed, so the same ones who keep making rulings would also get to determine if Illinois officials should be punished.

These are the happy places where my thoughts dwell.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2024 08:20 PM (llXky)

150 Once it was two weeks.
Posted by: Oldcat at November

I hope this isn’t 2 weeks. I will give her another 1/2 zolfran with her antibiotics and expect that will be the last I see of her for the night. She is transferring from the couch to her bed.

Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 08:20 PM (pZEOD)

151 You can just eat the Campbell's straight from can, then drink 10 oz. water. It all ends up the same.
Posted by: Even Steven at November 08, 2024 08:18 PM (nS6qG)

my mother used to try that fallacy on me. Note that it must pass the taste buds in the process so the two cases are different.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 08:22 PM (n7h9X)

152 "The Beavers are Listening" would be a great title for a Doom Metal song.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 08, 2024 08:22 PM (Y6IkP)

153 Trump got ACB confirmed in about a month. It’s doable. But will Manchin be on board? Doubtful. Will Sinema? Also doubtful.

Bribe both of them quickly and they can get someone in.
Posted by: Arizona Senate at November 08, 2024 08:19 PM (zisR4)
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Lots of holidays and recesses, though. Also why should she? Democrats always think only of themselves. Has any Dem willingly sacrificed themselves for the cause? No, they've been played for a sap, but they never martyr themselves. Someone else does the job.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2024 08:23 PM (llXky)

154 Would it help if we forced all Arizona TV stations to run Sesame Street "Count" episodes on a loop?
Also pass a Federal law that, in Arizona, when one poll counter gets up to ten, he or she has to pass the vote over to the next poll counter. Then the supervisor keeps track of the tens, and on up the chain.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 08, 2024 08:23 PM (gKWVE)

155 Zofran is a wonderful med when you need it.

Posted by: Queasy Mfume at November 08, 2024 08:24 PM (nS6qG)

156 As noted above...

johnny maga @_johnnymaga 3h
Crazed lunatic Gwen Walz goes off the rails in her first public appearance since Kamala’s loss to Trump.

“We can not and we will not give up this fight!”

On behalf of the majority of America, thank you, President Trump, for stopping this.

https://tinyurl.com/ysxje9kp
30 seconds; LOUD, oddly enough.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 08:24 PM (hovnC)

157 George Washinton's Birthday will fall on the first Monday after George Washington's birthday, because 3 day holiday.

Posted by: Gov't Workers at November 08, 2024 08:25 PM (XeU6L)

158 Imagine Trump DoJ filing charges against Illinois officials for a criminal conspiracy to deny civil rights.

The judges will by this point be epic pissed, so the same ones who keep making rulings would also get to determine if Illinois officials should be punished.

These are the happy places where my thoughts dwell.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

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This assumes anyone at DOJ knows how to do something besides harassing conservatives

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 08, 2024 08:25 PM (8AONa)

159 nope. I almost posted a bat pic yesterday or the day before.
Posted by: ace at November 08, 2024 07:59 PM (KRtlO)

I'd like to see those Bauhaus dancing bats again.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 08, 2024 08:25 PM (OX9vb)

160 I know this is the cafe but another shout out on Trumps excellent censorship speech in the side bar.

Posted by: Max Power at November 08, 2024 08:25 PM (q177U)

161 This assumes anyone at DOJ knows how to do something besides harassing conservatives
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 08, 2024 08:25 PM (8AONa)
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I think firehoses will be employed on Inauguration day. Remember, all US attorneys serve at the pleasure of the president.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2024 08:26 PM (llXky)

162 Suop is the food of the disenfranchised masses. Soup lines. We should never accept that.

Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 08:26 PM (jga5y)

163 Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC 9h
REMINDER: After the Uvalde school shooting, the communists did what they always do and grabbed for guns.

Mitch McConnell decided to help them do it.

And to do that, he turned to one man. And that man helped them do it.

That man’s name is @JohnCornyn.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 08:27 PM (hovnC)

164 Now that the RNC has balls maybe they can take a page from the DNC and start recalls against some of the crooks.

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2024 08:27 PM (i0F8b)

165 I'd like to see those Bauhaus dancing bats again.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 08, 2024 08:25 PM (OX9vb)
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An all-time classic.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2024 08:27 PM (llXky)

166 yeah I think top photo is BS

Posted by: Don Black at November 08, 2024 08:27 PM (/7KEl)

167 Once it was two weeks.
Posted by: Oldcat at November

I hope this isn’t 2 weeks. I will give her another 1/2 zolfran with her antibiotics and expect that will be the last I see of her for the night. She is transferring from the couch to her bed.
Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 08:20 PM (pZEOD)

At that age they were usually 24 hours, I admit. I since have developed some quirks that can reinforce themselves if I'm not careful ...fever -> coughs -> severe cough -> which if I get another fever builds up.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 08:27 PM (n7h9X)

168 Newsom: “he admitted their strategy to “cure ballots” […] @houmanhemmati

Posted by: 13times at November 08, 2024 08:28 PM (0Z82p)

169
I wonder if you could tame beavers and put Stihl out of business.
Posted by: Boss Moss


Beavers prefer McCulloch.

https://youtu.be/3qsls5ZxVm8

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2024 08:29 PM (63Dwl)

170 Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC 9h
REMINDER: After the Uvalde school shooting, the communists did what they always do and grabbed for guns.

Mitch McConnell decided to help them do it.

And to do that, he turned to one man. And that man helped them do it.

That man’s name is @JohnCornyn.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 08:27 PM (hovnC)
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Yes, because GOPe doesn't give a shit about the 2nd Amendment. They give it lip service to keep their jobs. The cold calculus was that if they caved a little on guns, they'd hold the soccer moms and the gun guys would have nowhere else to go. I hate these people.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2024 08:30 PM (llXky)

171 Most penguins contain few electrolytes. They are, however, full of a mephitic mixture of mangled mackerel that can be deployed at will with a range, accuracy, and deadliness comparable to Napoleonic-era firearm technology. The Germans put this to good use during WWII, when they deployed squads of penguins to attack the Maginot line, thereby distracting the French as the Huns performed their infamous blitzkrieg end-run maneuver.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at November 08, 2024 08:30 PM (vFG9F)

172 Terrence K. Williams @w_terrence Nov 8
Unfollow me or mute me if you have a problem with me or my post.

1. Quit Reminding me that I’m Black, I know. How about Remind Kamala she’s not black.

2. Quit saying I was used by Trump and I sold out my community to sell Pancakes

3. Quit getting upset when I bring up my food company CousinTs.com and saying that my pancakes are racist. It’s getting old.

4. I’m a small business owner and I don’t have millions of dollars to run ads on TV so I have to promote on social media!

It’s called running a business!

I don’t care if you liberal lunatics never by my pancakes! Keep Crying!

My Trump Supporters and Patriots thank you for your support! COUSINTS.com

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 08:30 PM (hovnC)

173 George Washinton's Birthday will fall on the first Monday after George Washington's birthday, because 3 day holiday.
Posted by: Gov't Workers at November 08, 2024 08:25 PM (XeU6L)

Washington was born on a different day because when England adopted the Gregorian calendar and dropped 11 days he adjusted the birthday to preserve his age.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 08:30 PM (n7h9X)

174 Soup is good food.

Posted by: Accomack at November 08, 2024 08:30 PM (oERdd)

175 > Crazed lunatic Gwen Walz goes off the rails in her first public appearance since Kamala’s loss to Trump.

“We can not and we will not give up this fight!”
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If I had a burner phone I'd call in a welfare check, with possible firearms in use.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 08, 2024 08:30 PM (Q4IgG)

176 I think firehoses will be employed on Inauguration day. Remember, all US attorneys serve at the pleasure of the president.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

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Good point. Assuming that happens, do the new crew get handicapped by the embedded ticks at lower levels constantly slow-rolling, and generally resisting?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 08, 2024 08:30 PM (8AONa)

177 Gotta question about the Michigan Senator's race in which the dem was listed as the winner by about 20,000 votes. According to records there are tens of thousands of overseas votes that the state recently made countable up to and including 11/12/24 by lawsuit.

Is the GOP monitoring this since the race is listed at 99% resolved. 1% of the total would be 53,000 votes. There is a 20,000 vote difference.

Ques

Posted by: Orson at November 08, 2024 08:31 PM (dIske)

178
From the sidebar

"How did Kamala Harris raise a billion dollars and wind up $20 million in debt? People are starting to look through her filings. You know the "Call Her Daddy" Blowjob and Prostate Milking Podcast Kamala Harris went on? She spent $100,000 just to build the set she would appear on for one hour."

Corpses attract flies.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2024 08:31 PM (EsZUh)

179 Trump's speech about censorship is awesome.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 08, 2024 08:32 PM (gKWVE)

180 Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC 9h
REMINDER: After the Uvalde school shooting, the communists did what they always do and grabbed for guns.

Mitch McConnell decided to help them do it.

And to do that, he turned to one man. And that man helped them do it.

That man’s name is @JohnCornyn.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 08:27 PM (hovnC)

Jesse Kelly doing the Lord's work. Cornyn would be the worst obviously.

Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 08:32 PM (jga5y)

181 Bats dance mostly when they are plotting to nest in ladies hairdos.

Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at November 08, 2024 08:32 PM (nS6qG)

182
Gotta question about the Michigan Senator's race in which the dem was listed as the winner by about 20,000 votes.

_________

It is important that every vote be counted. But when the Democrat pulls ahead, we can't continue to drag out the uncertainty.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2024 08:33 PM (EsZUh)

183 154 Would it help if we forced all Arizona TV stations to run Sesame Street "Count" episodes on a loop?

Posted by: gKWVE at November 08, 2024 08:23 PM (gKWVE)


They'll need to review the entire Pointer Sisters counting series (1-12). I'm sure they can license it from CTW to make a CBT module.

https://youtu.be/JZshZp-cxKg

On an aside, this guy goes over how complex this song actually is.

https://youtu.be/TMtGImlEmu0

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 08, 2024 08:34 PM (DTX3h)

184 mmm noodle soup

Posted by: Don Black at November 08, 2024 08:34 PM (/7KEl)

185 If I were DOCTOR Jill, I'd totally make the dotard resign. Having Kamala become our first (and quite possibly last) dickless President in that manner would be utterly humiliating for her, for Clinton, and the Democrat Party that so brutally betrayed Brandon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2024 08:34 PM (7oYYI)

186 Good evening everyone!

Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2024 08:35 PM (RFPHU)

187 Soup is good food.
Posted by: Accomack at November 08, 2024 08:30 PM (oERdd)

Soup isn't food.

Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 08:35 PM (jga5y)

188 Corpses attract flies.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Mortuary Flies can show up while bodies are still warm.

Posted by: Don't Mind The Maggots! at November 08, 2024 08:35 PM (nS6qG)

189 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2024 08:34 PM (7oYYI)

This is deeply cruel

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 08, 2024 08:35 PM (eZwyX)

190 iden can still resign for black presideny NUMBER TWO

Ahem. I think you mean THREE.

Posted by: Billy Jeff at November 08, 2024 08:35 PM (/y8xj)

191 Noodles are ma

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2024 08:36 PM (x1nVu)

192 de of carbs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2024 08:36 PM (x1nVu)

193 How about a sing off?
https://youtu.be/JUpidCc7wwY?si=yAxIBOEqsVAyqT-H

Posted by: Accomack at November 08, 2024 08:38 PM (6HDsc)

194 Mortuary Flies can show up while bodies are still warm.


Don't Sam and I know it!

Posted by: Dr. Quincy, M.E. at November 08, 2024 08:38 PM (nS6qG)

195 You mean the one who had mumps? I stand corrected

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 08, 2024 08:38 PM (QSrLX)

196 This little banger's been in my head for a month now, so I gotta share.

Balu Brigada - So Cold
https://youtu.be/ghTVa3-5PTg

This comment alone pretty much sums it up:


@haley2176
4 months ago
So this bassline owes me child support

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 08, 2024 08:39 PM (6ydKt)

197 In michigan it is now illegal to believe elections are anything but pristine.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 08, 2024 08:39 PM (8AONa)

198 Deletes browser history

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 08, 2024 08:40 PM (QSrLX)

199 Just saw the FEMA story. How awful.

I think, at a time like this, it’s important to remember that Trump was not elected to get revenge. What we need to focus on is unity and bipartisanship. We need to show deference to our public officials, even if they sometimes make mistake.

Trump was given a mandate to fix the economy. He should start with a tax cut for billionaires, and maybe a few trillion in infrastructure spending.

-Lifelong Republican

Posted by: Lifelong Republican! at November 08, 2024 08:40 PM (vLxSK)

200 Soup is only flavored water. When meat gets added it's no longer soup.

Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 08:41 PM (jga5y)

201 186 Good evening everyone!

Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2024 08:35 PM (RFPHU)
***
Good evening Sir. {clink}

Posted by: TRex at November 08, 2024 08:42 PM (yZ5V8)

202 The Nuge...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzFpiW5vHrc

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2024 08:42 PM (i0F8b)

203
Joe should resign on January 18th.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2024 08:42 PM (EsZUh)

204 Woodn’t you know it – beavers are back!

Planting 3 beaver on Tule creek.

Newsom: experts expect to see significant improvement in the environment – especially on the water supply. Beaver dams will extend seasonal flows, improve drought and wildfire resilience …

Posted by: 13times at November 08, 2024 08:43 PM (0Z82p)

205 21 AOP: "Hexavalent chromium is an electrolyte"

A tasty and essential part of every balanced diet.

Posted by: Kamala looking for work at November 08, 2024 07:48 PM (gKWVE)
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Yikes.

Posted by: Ciampino - Not a unionized man at November 08, 2024 08:43 PM (i0xsb)

206 The photographer must use a paint filter or something to alter the color and borders on his photos.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 08, 2024 08:43 PM (D6PGr)

207 RandoLand.us @RandoLand_us 9h
Department of State grant (2022)
Amount: $49,575,436
Recipient: Church World Service, Inc.
Purpose: Provide regional refugee processing service for all U.S. refugee admissions
Country: Kenya
usaspending.gov/award/ASST_N…

Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando 8h
That’s a lot of money for just one NGO to import African “refugees”

Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando 5h
Church World Service has refugee resettlement centers all over North Carolina. Durham, Charlotte, Greensboro, Burlington, Wilmington.

Looks like Josh Stein will be bringing them in from Kenya.

https://tinyurl.com/muy328by
Wiki on the organization and its member Churches; and the crap they get up to.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 08:45 PM (hovnC)

208 Good evening Sir. {clink}
Posted by: TRex at November 08, 2024 08:42 PM (yZ5V


Howdy!
*raises glass*

I'm sipping some Nelson Brothers bourbon tonight (great recommendation by CBD). How about you?

Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2024 08:46 PM (RFPHU)

209 186 Good evening everyone!
Posted by: Doof at November

Hola!

Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 08:47 PM (p4NUW)

210 203
Joe should resign on January 18th.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2024 08:42 PM (EsZUh)

For a time I thought he might do that; but now I realize how thoroughly he despises Kamala. He won’t lift a finger to give her anything.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2024 08:47 PM (S6gqv)

211 Pretty cool. Great to see the kids are coming around.

https://tinyurl.com/bdhe9azk

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2024 08:49 PM (LkLld)

212 This is so cute! We were just watching the Deathstalker one, but she is sleepy again. She is pretty dang miserable.
Posted by: Piper

A few years ago my grown children were home for the holidays and we were watching some old MST3Ks. I was puttering in the kitchen when a new episode started and I heard all three scream "ROBOT ROLLCALL!"

I knew I had either raised them right or squandered their youth.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at November 08, 2024 08:49 PM (Cp1vk)

213 Many years ago we asked the state for permission to blow up a bunch of beaver dams with dynamite. State said absolutely not. About a month later all the dams mysteriously blew up and we haven't had any problems since. With beavers or the state.

Posted by: nckate at November 08, 2024 08:49 PM (4bYb7)

214 208 I'm sipping some Nelson Brothers bourbon tonight (great recommendation by CBD). How about you?

Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2024 08:46 PM (RFPHU)
***
Beer. Red Oak Brewery. On the road in NC and trying the local fare. I have a less sophisticated palette than you and CBD.

Posted by: TRex at November 08, 2024 08:50 PM (yZ5V8)

215 Good evening everyone!
Posted by: Doof at November

Hola!
Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 08:47 PM (p4NUW)


Hello, lovely lady!

Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2024 08:50 PM (RFPHU)

216 Tim Walz for President 2028. Best choice. We need our very best non-scary candidate.

Walz didn't even win his own county....start viewing us how other view us! This eco chamber supports picking weak candidates. Tim was perceived as weak, couldn’t explain why he “ mis remembered” major life events etc. There are better candidates to be found.

Losing Candidates Rarely Are Successful Running Again Unless you're running as a repub, and are a Convicted Felon who incited a riot at the Capitol

Tim and Andy Beshesr will be exactly the antidote candidate to Trump. White midwestern male governors who are moderate will have the best chance of winning.

I would happily vote for Walz. Team him up with AOC and that would make for one hell of a good ticket!

LOL. If Kamala couldn't do it, AOC doesn't stand a fucking chance

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 08, 2024 08:51 PM (ycI94)

217 THIS x1,000,000!

They are going to flat out make up rumors of White House intrigue and then people who know they are liars will still believe them because "mainstream media" but it will be total lies.

Please, PLEASE, can we not do this? Can we have an actual learning curve and ignore this transparently false bullshit? For once?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 08, 2024 08:01 PM (llXky)

*BREAKING*

"Anonymous White House sources say President Trump spends the majority of his time watching The Gorilla Channel!"

Posted by: DaisyB at November 08, 2024 08:51 PM (AbL8c)

218 Beer. Red Oak Brewery. On the road in NC and trying the local fare. I have a less sophisticated palette than you and CBD.
Posted by: TRex at November 08, 2024 08:50 PM (yZ5V


No shame in your game! Enjoy and safe travles!

Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2024 08:51 PM (RFPHU)

219 Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando 8h
That’s a lot of money for just one NGO to import African “refugees”

Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando 5h
Church World Service has refugee resettlement centers all over North Carolina. Durham, Charlotte, Greensboro, Burlington, Wilmington.

Looks like Josh Stein will be bringing them in from Kenya.

https://tinyurl.com/muy328by
Wiki on the organization and its member Churches; and the crap they get up to.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 08:45 PM (hovnC)

The problem of blatant illegality in bringing invaders in will continue continue into Trump's second term. I just don't think there's any will to do anything to stop it.

Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 08:52 PM (jga5y)

220 oh my gosh, PDT has Boston Dynamics robot dogs patrolling the fences at Mar-A-Lago.

that's right up there with the dump trucks full of sand ringing Trump Tower on another election night a thousand centuries ago.

both of which I think were brilliant, in case there was any doubt ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at November 08, 2024 08:52 PM (gY0JQ)

221 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
NEW: 43 monkeys bred for medical research that escaped a compound in South Carolina have been spotted in the woods near the site and workers are using food to try to recapture them, authorities said Friday - AP

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 08:52 PM (hovnC)

222 212
I knew I had either raised them right or squandered their youth.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then

I can’t believe it started my junior year of high school. Some of the jokes are dated and are flying over her head, but she agrees the Mike and Joel episodes are the best.

Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 08:53 PM (p4NUW)

223 Long war journal: Russia looks to encircle the eastern Ukrainian city of Kurakhove.

Posted by: 13times at November 08, 2024 08:54 PM (0Z82p)

224 Getting very windy, but not showing any rain storms

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2024 08:54 PM (fwDg9)

225 LOL. If Kamala couldn't do it, AOC doesn't stand a fucking chance
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LOL is completely correct!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 08:54 PM (hovnC)

226 Losing Candidates Rarely Are Successful Running Again Unless you're running as a repub, and are a Convicted Felon who incited a riot at the Capitol

Those tears taste better than pink coconut milk.
With electrolytes.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 08, 2024 08:54 PM (gKWVE)

227 221 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
NEW: 43 monkeys bred for medical research that escaped a compound in South Carolina have been spotted in the woods near the site and workers are using food to try to recapture them, authorities said Friday - AP

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Do they have typewriters?

Posted by: Random Hamlet at November 08, 2024 08:54 PM (dDmld)

228 Keep your hands off me, you damn dirty Hoomans!!

Posted by: Med Research Monkey Leader at November 08, 2024 08:55 PM (i0F8b)

229 >>> The Nuge...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzFpiW5vHrc
Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2024 08:42 PM (i0F8b)


8 minutes and 24 seconds. I wonder what could be done in just under nine minutes.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 08, 2024 08:55 PM (Y6IkP)

230 When meat gets added it's no longer soup.
Posted by: coyne

The Paolo, how you say, ladles out this experience every day.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 08, 2024 08:56 PM (WXNFJ)

231 21 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
NEW: 43 monkeys bred for medical research that escaped a compound in South Carolina have been spotted in the woods near the site and workers are using food to try to recapture them, authorities said Friday - AP
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 08:52 PM (hovnC)
I hope they try bananas. Monkeys love bananas. And little hats.

Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2024 08:56 PM (LHPAg)

232 Also LOL:

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 3h
JUST IN - Kamala Harris campaign’s election-eve concerts said to cost up to $20M — as rank-and-file staff, vendors fear they won’t be paid — NY Post

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 08:56 PM (hovnC)

233 lol the progs genuflecting towards Walz - next to Kamala, arguably the worst VP candidate ever nominated.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2024 08:56 PM (S6gqv)

234 Do they have typewriters?
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Or U.S. Civil War re-enactor uniforms and weapons.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 08:57 PM (hovnC)

235 I had some monkey candy at Halloween-Rhesus Pieces.

Posted by: Sweet Toof at November 08, 2024 08:57 PM (nS6qG)

236 221 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
NEW: 43 monkeys bred for medical research that escaped a compound in South Carolina have been spotted in the woods near the site and workers are using food to try to recapture them, authorities said Friday - AP

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It has been reported that all 43 have signed a statement declaring Hunter Biden's laptop "Russian disinformation."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 08, 2024 08:57 PM (dDmld)

237 Somehow Ace's Cafes feel sweeter now that Mushbrain and Kackala are afuera.

Or it could just be the non-stop celebratory libations since 11/5.

Posted by: fly gal at November 08, 2024 08:57 PM (grvRu)

238 Riley Gaines posted that video, but I cannot find it anywhere else.

Is there any chance that it is AI or doctored video?
Is there any place the horde knows where this was originally posted? Has it been debunked.

It is HUGE if true, and paints an even bigger target on Trump's back to not make it to inauguration day.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 08, 2024 08:58 PM (FCbAQ)

239 Keep your hands off me, you damn dirty Hoomans!!
Posted by: Med Research Monkey Leader
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Put them to work in Magic Pan creperies!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 08:58 PM (hovnC)

240 I shouldn't get off my sleep schedule
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2024 08:58 PM (fwDg9)

241 211 Pretty cool. Great to see the kids are coming around.

https://tinyurl.com/bdhe9azk
Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2024 08:49 PM (LkLld)

GCU is a Christian college. High normality quotient. Most of these young freaks at the colleges are shaving their heads, cutting their dicks off and plotting to kill Jews.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2024 08:59 PM (7oYYI)

242 The campaign expense report details are going to be something to see. And they likely won't tell the full story.

Posted by: TRex at November 08, 2024 08:59 PM (yZ5V8)

243 2024 08:52 PM (hovnC)
I hope they try bananas. Monkeys love bananas. And little hats.
Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2024 08:56 PM (LHPAg)

Tim Walz doesn’t hate fucking monkeys, in fact he kinds of likes it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2024 08:59 PM (S6gqv)

244 Where does soup end and stews and gumbos begin?

Posted by: Crock Pot Carl at November 08, 2024 08:59 PM (nS6qG)

245 G'night Skip

Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2024 09:00 PM (RFPHU)

246 >>> I shouldn't get off my sleep schedule
Have a great evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at November 08, 2024 08:58 PM (fwDg9)


Good night Skip. I admire people that have sleep discipline. I sure wish I did.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 08, 2024 09:00 PM (Y6IkP)

247 43 monkeys bred for medical research that escaped a compound in South Carolina have been spotted in the woods near the site and workers are using food to try to recapture them, authorities said Friday - AP

They're working on a new theatrical play about Edward the Black Prince. Leave them be for a few days maybe.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 08, 2024 09:00 PM (gKWVE)

248 They are eating the dogs
They are eating the cats
They are eating the pets
Of people who liver there!

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2024 09:00 PM (V13WU)

249 Did someone say bananas?

Posted by: Minions at November 08, 2024 09:01 PM (yZ5V8)

250 Kamala’s campaign was such a disaster FEMA is sending her a $750 check. Just texted to me by our pastor.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 08, 2024 09:01 PM (2NHgQ)

251 Caps 2, Pens 2 - midway thru period 2.
Another great game in the 20 year Ovi/Crosby rivalry.

Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2024 09:01 PM (RFPHU)

252 A very different Gilligan's Island...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3yG8D1_6RY

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2024 09:02 PM (i0F8b)

253 244 Where does soup end and stews and gumbos begin?
Posted by: Crock Pot Carl at November 08, 2024 08:59 PM (nS6qG)
Right about now. I feel the gumbeaux in my bones.

Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2024 09:02 PM (LHPAg)

254 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 9h
NEW - Erdogan says relying on Trump to end Ukraine, Gaza wars
Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan said Friday he was confident in the diplomatic efforts of the new Trump administration to help end the wars in Ukraine and Gaza.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 09:02 PM (hovnC)

255 99 Soup de Jour is very inconsistent. It's like they change the recipe every day.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 08, 2024 08:08 PM (x1nVu)
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I like it when it's whisky.

Posted by: Ciampino - or a margarita, hold the olive at November 08, 2024 09:02 PM (i0xsb)

256 Soup is not a meal.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 08, 2024 08:09 PM (mH6SG)


Chowder can be

Posted by: Kindltot at November 08, 2024 09:03 PM (D7oie)

257
LOL. If Kamala couldn't do it, AOC doesn't stand a fucking chance
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

I think this is a great idea so she can lose and we can relegate her to the dustbin of history, too.

Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 09:03 PM (p4NUW)

258 I saw one of these BBBBroads saying that head-shaving isn't enough, and the true faithful will get hysterectomies to spit the Orange Devil.

Good.

Shave your heads, and carve out your wombs, girls... Let your social contagion end with your own tomb.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2024 09:03 PM (7oYYI)

259 Reading the insty bit on the Dutch pogrom*. Kind of reminds me of 10/7 with less death and rape- for now. This has to have been coordinated.

So, what are they going to do?

Huh, the phone did not recognize the plural. Funny, android.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 08, 2024 09:04 PM (mfUOU)

260 'They will be barren and call themselves blessed.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 08, 2024 09:04 PM (mfUOU)

261 NEW: 43 monkeys bred for medical research that escaped a compound in South Carolina have been spotted in the woods near the site and workers are using food to try to recapture them, authorities said Friday - AP
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 08:52 PM (hovnC)

Just declare open season on monkeys. Pistol caliber carbines would be perfect for plinking them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2024 09:05 PM (Oeno1)

262 #1 son back at work at Boeing today. He's so happy to be back.

It's a good week.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 08, 2024 09:05 PM (MBug/)

263
They are eating the dogs
They are eating the cats


Now they're eating the monkeys.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2024 09:05 PM (63Dwl)

264 Manhattan Style>>>>New England Style

Posted by: Chowder Head at November 08, 2024 09:05 PM (nS6qG)

265 one of these BBBBroads saying that head-shaving isn't enough, and the true faithful will get hysterectomies to spit the Orange Devil.

Death cult. they need an intervention.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 08, 2024 09:05 PM (gKWVE)

266 >>LOL. If Kamala couldn't do it, AOC doesn't stand a fucking chance.

This is hilarious. AOC is actually much more personally accomplished than Kamala.

Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 09:05 PM (jga5y)

267 21 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
NEW: 43 monkeys bred for medical research that escaped a compound in South Carolina have been spotted in the woods near the site and workers are using food to try to recapture them, authorities said Friday - AP
Posted by: andycanuck



Those 43 monkeys have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 08, 2024 09:05 PM (o4wD0)

268 LOL. If Kamala couldn't do it, AOC doesn't stand a fucking chance
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

I think this is a great idea so she can lose and we can relegate her to the dustbin of history, too.
Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 09:03 PM (p4NUW)


I thought AOC died on Jan 6th. At least that's what she seems to think

Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2024 09:06 PM (RFPHU)

269 though, personally, I'm'a stick to gatorade and Brawndo, jus' sayin'
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at November 08, 2024 08:11 PM (gY0JQ)


Apple a Day makes electrolyte mix, it comes in a friendly red five gallon tub, and IT HAS EXTRA IRON!

Posted by: Kindltot at November 08, 2024 09:06 PM (D7oie)

270 >Boeing

Are they getting their shit together? because I can't imagine morale was very high the past few months

Posted by: gKWVE at November 08, 2024 09:06 PM (gKWVE)

271 Manhattan Style>>>>New England Style
Posted by: Chowder Head at November 08, 2024 09:05 PM (nS6qG)


Hard no!

Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2024 09:06 PM (RFPHU)

272 #1 son back at work at Boeing today. He's so happy to be back.
It's a good week.


Good news.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 08, 2024 09:07 PM (mH6SG)

273 AOC, at one time had a n actual job. Kamala not so much.

Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 09:08 PM (jga5y)

274 Nurse!!

Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2024 09:08 PM (RFPHU)

275 >>> 4 Oh boy. Beaver jokes incoming.
Posted by: Piper at November 08, 2024 07:42 PM (pZEOD)

This is nothing, you missed the *two* beaver threads with >1k comments.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2024 09:08 PM (zlGo9)

276 >GCU is a Christian college. High normality quotient. Most of these young freaks at the colleges are shaving their heads, cutting their dicks off and plotting to kill Jews.

>>Yes, Trump improved with young men. But he drew young women, too.

>>Trump picked up a larger proportion of voters under 30 than any Republican presidential candidate since 2008, according to NBC News exit polling.

https://tinyurl.com/y99bsxba

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2024 09:08 PM (LkLld)

277 A portrait of English mathematician Alan Turing became the first artwork by a humanoid robot to be sold at auction, fetching more than $1.0 million on Thursday.

The 2.2-metre (7.5-foot) portrait “A.I. God” by “Ai-Da”, the world’s first ultra-realistic robot artist, went for $1,084,800, smashing pre-sale expectations of $180,000 at auction house Sotheby’s Digital Art Sale.

“Today’s record-breaking sale price for the first artwork by a humanoid robot artist to go up for auction marks a moment in the history of modern and contemporary art and reflects the growing intersection between A.I. technology and the global art market,” said the auction house.

https://tinyurl.com/bdfyvstw

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 09:09 PM (hovnC)

278 273 AOC, at one time had a n actual job. Kamala not so much.
Posted by: coyne

Kamala was one of California's greatest employers. She gave out thousands of blow jobs.

Posted by: Willie Brown at November 08, 2024 09:10 PM (ycI94)

279 221 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
NEW: 43 monkeys bred for medical research that escaped a compound in South Carolina have been spotted in the woods near the site and workers are using food to try to recapture them, authorities said Friday - AP
Posted by: andycanuck


Anybody see the movie "28 Days Later"

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 08, 2024 09:10 PM (MBug/)

280 It is not AI!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 08, 2024 09:10 PM (mfUOU)

281 I hope Leftist chicks spay themselves in large numbers in the coming four years. It will make normie chicks all the more valuable, and prevent these proto-Karens from whelping more kids they would simply drug and neglect until they become just like "mom."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2024 09:10 PM (7oYYI)

282 I'll start worrying when the monkeys establish a cavalry.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 08, 2024 09:11 PM (gKWVE)

283 They won't take me alive! Wait, wut?

Posted by: Peanut at November 08, 2024 09:11 PM (mH6SG)

284 256 Soup is not a meal.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 08, 2024 08:09 PM (mH6SG)

Chowder can be
Posted by: Kindltot at November 08, 2024 09:03 PM (D7oie)
I think this is a good time to talk about Savannah River Swamp Catfish Stew. This meal has kept poor people alive in times of need for a couple hundred years. The cooking and eating of this marvelous stew is one of my earliest memories. And I can assure you, when I make a batch there's never any leftovers.

Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2024 09:11 PM (LHPAg)

285 >>Manhattan Style>>>>New England Style

This election has clearly driven some people crazy.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2024 09:12 PM (LkLld)

286 I thought AOC died on Jan 6th. At least that's what she seems to think
Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2024 09:06 PM (RFPHU)

She was almost raped or assaulted. Not sure which. Maybe both.

Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 09:12 PM (jga5y)

287 AOC, at one time had a n actual job. Kamala not so much.
Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 09:08 PM (jga5y)

Hey, I’ve given all sorts of jobs! Hand, blow..

Posted by: Kamala Harris at November 08, 2024 09:12 PM (vLxSK)

288 On behalf of the majority of America, thank you, President Trump, for stopping this.

https://tinyurl.com/ysxje9kp
30 seconds; LOUD, oddly enough.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 08:24 PM (hovnC)


Either that is an AI creation or Gwen Walz is actually a Thunderbirds Marionette.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 08, 2024 09:13 PM (D7oie)

289 134 A lot of Senate business runs by unanimous consent.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2024 08:15 PM (EsZUh)

not if you don't consent.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 08, 2024 08:16 PM (n7h9X)
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Favorite sovereign citizen phrase as he's been arrested: "I don't consent!"

Posted by: Ciampino - sovcits make me laugh at November 08, 2024 09:13 PM (i0xsb)

290 “Today’s record-breaking sale price for the first artwork by a humanoid robot artist to go up for auction marks a moment in the history of modern and contemporary art and reflects the growing intersection between A.I. technology and the global art market,” said the auction house.

https://tinyurl.com/bdfyvstw
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 09:09 PM (hovnC)

Funny this came out, just after those monkeys escaped.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2024 09:13 PM (Oeno1)

291 Stew is not soup.

Posted by: Peanut at November 08, 2024 09:13 PM (mH6SG)

292 Ghost of Peanut!

Posted by: TRex at November 08, 2024 09:13 PM (yZ5V8)

293 As we wade through these interesting times filled with astounding, unexplainable stupidity, malice and disregard for sound wisdom I have only one single question:

How in the hell do pandas continue to avoid extinction?
Posted by: Orson at November 08, 2024 08:12 PM (dIske)


They're asking the same question of us.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 08, 2024 09:14 PM (FCbAQ)

294 DOOF!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 08, 2024 09:15 PM (MBug/)

295 Next trend for 4B's will be to show off their cones-of-shame on tiktok after getting fixed.

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 08, 2024 09:15 PM (NMT5x)

296 youtu.be/OncDlwNH9F0

Posted by: gKWVE at November 08, 2024 09:15 PM (gKWVE)

297 GO PENS!!

Goal tending is awful for them this year. There time has passed. Crosby is still playing at a high level though. Won't be enough.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 08, 2024 09:15 PM (o4wD0)

298 Theory why Biden seemed so cheery in his appearance yesterday... We know he is a selfish corrupt man with no apparent loyalty to anyone but his family with no moral code beyond what's good for him..and he's an old guy that the country thinks is senile with no public future.. What if...the Trump Group flipped him. In exchange for getting to live out his life in his mansion and not having the money he already has removed and Hunter not being destroyed, Biden shares what he knows about cabal operations, doesn't participate and perhaps informs on last second Deep State ops, maybe even testifies at some point or gives a deposition on what he knows about what they did, going back to Obama days. We know his faction probably hates them now for deposing him.

Posted by: azjaeger at November 08, 2024 09:16 PM (3/XaG)

299 I think aces theme today is:

Consequences


I feel seen.

Posted by: blaster at November 08, 2024 09:16 PM (QfvaV)

300 300!

Posted by: TRex at November 08, 2024 09:16 PM (yZ5V8)

301 Ach. The first link featured actual goose-stepping. This is singular.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at November 08, 2024 09:17 PM (tmPIh)

302 That hag Gwen Walz' head is way too big for her body. One of my kids is hydrocephalic and is much better proportioned. I'm not saying that as a cruel joke. It's just a fact.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2024 09:17 PM (7oYYI)

303 I feel good, just like I knew I would.

Posted by: Peanut at November 08, 2024 09:17 PM (mH6SG)

304 Join the Ellen Jamesians.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2024 09:18 PM (63Dwl)

305 GO PENS!!

Goal tending is awful for them this year. There time has passed. Crosby is still playing at a high level though. Won't be enough.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 08, 2024 09:15 PM (o4wD0)


*snarls at Puddleglum*
GO CAPS!!!

Are you watching tonight's game? Tied after 2. That 2nd period was great! Goaltenders coming up big for both teams.

Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2024 09:18 PM (RFPHU)

306 152 "The Beavers are Listening" would be a great title for a Doom Metal song.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 08, 2024 08:22 PM (Y6IkP)
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womansplaining?

Posted by: Ciampino - no aspirin between the knees at November 08, 2024 09:19 PM (i0xsb)

307 300 300!
Posted by: TRex at November 08, 2024 09:16 PM (yZ5V


You need to give lessons to m!

Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2024 09:19 PM (RFPHU)

308 279 221 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
NEW: 43 monkeys bred for medical research that escaped a compound in South Carolina have been spotted in the woods near the site and workers are using food to try to recapture them, authorities said Friday - AP
Posted by: andycanuck


Anybody see the movie "28 Days Later"
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 08, 2024 09:10 PM (MBug/)
One thing, these ain't monkeys, they are macaques, and they are right bastards. You ever been to Gibraltar?

Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2024 09:20 PM (LHPAg)

309 305: Doof!

No, at work. Limited TV stations. Checking online now and then for the score.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 08, 2024 09:20 PM (o4wD0)

310 DOOF!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 08, 2024 09:15 PM (MBug/)


Hugs to you. Hope you are well!

Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2024 09:20 PM (RFPHU)

311 185 If I were DOCTOR Jill, I'd totally make the dotard resign. Having Kamala become our first (and quite possibly last) dickless President in that manner would be utterly humiliating for her, for Clinton, and the Democrat Party that so brutally betrayed Brandon.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
------------

Send her an email. If she's got a brain she'll like it.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 08, 2024 09:21 PM (H1Z1q)

312 That lady should have gotten a corrective surgery when she was a kid. It's not a new technique. It's been around since the '50s, I think. But it keeps your head from getting so huge like that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2024 09:21 PM (7oYYI)

313 We're eating the dogs! We're eating the cats!

Posted by: The 43 Monkeys at November 08, 2024 09:22 PM (mH6SG)

314 If anybody's looking for me, I'll be...

Oh, never mind.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 08, 2024 09:22 PM (D9hgC)

315 General Mike Flynn @GenFlynn 12h
I’m like an elephant, except I’m an Irish 🍀 elephant. Not only will I never forget, I will never forgive.

People must be held accountable. And you all know precisely who you are.

@BarackObama yup, starts with you.

You tried to destroy my family as well as @realDonaldTrump and his family along with our country…unforgivable.

🙏🏼 🇺🇸 🍀🍀🍀

@NEWSMAX we have all the receipts. Just ask me!

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 11h
Karma time

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 09:22 PM (hovnC)

316 Doof!

No, at work. Limited TV stations. Checking online now and then for the score.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 08, 2024 09:20 PM (o4wD0)


Not on the Caps usual channel. I'm watching on ESPN+

Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2024 09:22 PM (RFPHU)

317 Dang.
A whole week and no otters?
Unless I missed something, someone is in deep doo-doo.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2024 09:22 PM (W/lyH)

318
I saw one of these BBBBroads saying that head-shaving isn't enough, and the true faithful will get hysterectomies to spit the Orange Devil.

________

Committing suicide to prevent getting killed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2024 09:22 PM (EsZUh)

319 273 AOC, at one time had a n actual job. Kamala not so much.
Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 09:08 PM (jga5y)

She's done well for being a bartender and an actress who won her position through audition. If I were a radical leftist*, I'd vote for her.

*I'm not, obvs, but I understand that she represents radical lefties pretty well.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 08, 2024 09:23 PM (OX9vb)

320
General Mike Flynn @GenFlynn 12h
I’m like an elephant, except I’m an Irish 🍀 elephant. Not only will I never forget, I will never forgive.

_________

Irish Alzheimer's: you forget everything but the grudges.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2024 09:24 PM (EsZUh)

321 Do I still think Biden and his bride might still harbor some resentment against the Obama's? Yeah I do.

Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 09:24 PM (jga5y)

322 So if anybody hasn't seen it, here's a new documentary series "Art of the Surge" that was, if I'm not mistaken, produced by Tucker Carlson.

It's a complete behind the scenes look at Trump's 2024 campaign from the Biden debate to Butler PA to the Kamala debate.

They've release it in parts and it's not complete yet but you can watch it all on X for free.

I think it's excellent.

https://artofthesurge.com/

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 08, 2024 09:24 PM (6ydKt)

323 She was almost raped or assaulted. Not sure which. Maybe both.
Posted by: coyne

Ana Kasparian was smart enough to start questioning the Left and pushing for law enforcement after she was assaulted.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 08, 2024 09:24 PM (ycI94)

324 Who dafuq would want to, ya know - do the deed - with a liberal woman? It's implied in the confines of Rule #1!

Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2024 09:25 PM (RFPHU)

325 LOL.

Owen Gregorian @OwenGregorian 14h
Small US Town on Alert as 40 Monkeys Escape Research Lab | ScienceAlert

More than 40 monkeys were on the loose Thursday in a small US town after escaping a research facility, with authorities warning residents to keep their doors and windows closed.

The rhesus macaques – described as "skittish" by police in Yemassee, South Carolina – were reported to have fled their enclosures a day earlier at a facility run by Alpha Genesis, which specializes in primate-based biomedical research. [...]

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 12h
Did they vote?

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 09:27 PM (hovnC)

326 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 12h
Did the [macacas] vote?


For the Libertarian

Posted by: gKWVE at November 08, 2024 09:28 PM (gKWVE)

327 #325 Missed this reply from the thread

Brick Suit @Brick_Suit 10h Replying to @ScottAdamsSays
Twice. Absentee and in person.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 09:29 PM (hovnC)

328 This is AOC

https://youtu.be/RGsQES_OdrQ?si=VEmynhKo3-zkyWUa

Posted by: Don Black at November 08, 2024 09:30 PM (/7KEl)

329 We Shall Overcome!

Posted by: Escaped Monkeys at November 08, 2024 09:32 PM (i0F8b)

330 >>Theory why Biden seemed so cheery in his appearance yesterday

They tried to blow Trump's head off. They will likely try again. Biden spent the last 4 years trying to bankrupt Trump and have him thrown in prison for the rest of his life.

Biden was part of the team that ran a coup attempt on Trump during his first term and Trump knows it. Biden authorized a raid on Trump's home where agents went through his wife's most personal things. They also went after Trump's kids.

I think Trump already knows who the targets are. He was president for 4 years and was privy to all the classified information. And I suspect he has a deep personal hatred for Biden for good reason not to mention what Biden has done to this country.

I'd be really surprised if he made any kind of deal with Biden.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2024 09:32 PM (LkLld)

331 General Mike Flynn @GenFlynn 12h
I’m like an elephant, except I’m an Irish 🍀 elephant. Not only will I never forget, I will never forgive.


Way to go Mikey.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2024 09:32 PM (W/lyH)

332 There's still Thanksgiving?

Halloween night, Christmas commercials appeared on tv and then Christmas catalogs appeared in the mailbox Nov. 1st.

Posted by: L - If (cellphone) at November 08, 2024 09:33 PM (NFX2v)

333 282 I'll start worrying when the monkeys establish a cavalry.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 08, 2024 09:11 PM (gKWVE)


Gorillas are the cavalry troopers. Per the union rules 5,000 years from now.

Posted by: Gref at November 08, 2024 09:34 PM (aBgBM)

334 The Obama's, and that includes Michelle, were condescending to the Biden's. That kind of thing tends to come back when power is held in another way. Jill has had long-standing resentment against Michelle. Two Queen Bees fighting for the hive.

Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 09:35 PM (jga5y)

335 I nominate Martha's Vineyard as a research monkey sanctuary.

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2024 09:36 PM (i0F8b)

336 Two Queen Bees fighting for the hive.
Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 09:35 PM (jga5y)

The Queen with the dick FTW!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2024 09:37 PM (f41gV)

337 *I'm not, obvs, but I understand that she represents radical lefties pretty well.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 08, 2024 09:23 PM (OX9vb)

I must be tired. I read that as:

"...radical titties"

Posted by: browndog says get the number 6 poo poo platter at November 08, 2024 09:37 PM (TTAGa)

338 I am Baboonacus!

Posted by: Baboonacus at November 08, 2024 09:37 PM (hY4dx)

339 Jen Rubin deleted this tweet in regards to the Daily Wire FEMA story

x.com/SethDillon/status/1855065514437193909
Jen Rubin @JRubinBlogger
MAGA supporters often voice vitriolic sentiments at FEMA and its workers. This report doesn't surprise me, and some may argue it's warranted

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 08, 2024 09:37 PM (9aVck)

340 'Kamala Harris Blew $20 Million on Election-Eve Concerts with Lady Gaga, Katy Perry in Swing States Where Trump Beat Her..Kamala Harris campaign staged seven swing-state concerts on election eve, including performances by Jon Bon Jovi in Detroit, Christina Aguilera in Las Vegas, Katy Perry in Pittsburgh, and Lady Gaga in Philadelphia.

All of those swing states ended up in President-elect Donald Trump’s win column on Election Day."

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2024 09:38 PM (V13WU)

341 334 The Obama's, and that includes Michelle, were condescending to the Biden's. That kind of thing tends to come back when power is held in another way. Jill has had long-standing resentment against Michelle. Two Queen Bees fighting for the hive.

Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 09:35 PM (jga5y)


I'll have to risk the banhammer and agree with the Obamas on this point. Everyone should be condescending to the Bidens.

Posted by: Gref at November 08, 2024 09:38 PM (aBgBM)

342 214
Beer. Red Oak Brewery. On the road in NC and trying the local fare. I have a less sophisticated palette than you and CBD.

Posted by: TRex at November 08, 2024 08:50 PM (yZ5V
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What color is your beer?

Posted by: Ciampino - water-based beer at November 08, 2024 09:39 PM (i0xsb)

343 "Two unnamed sources told The Post that Obama campaign alumna Stephanie Cutter pushed the concert concept as a way to entice “lower-propensity voters” to the polls, with backing from fellow Obama alum David Plouffe."


top men !

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2024 09:39 PM (V13WU)

344 When do we get to start flinging poo?

Posted by: Monkeys at November 08, 2024 09:39 PM (yZ5V8)

345 335 I nominate Martha's Vineyard as a research monkey sanctuary.
Posted by: davidt


So, no change in status, then.

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2024 09:40 PM (pMi6S)

346 David Plouffe. There's a frigging jeenyus.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 08, 2024 09:40 PM (hY4dx)

347 Can the monkeys spare one to type Jen Rubin's X posts for her? They can't do worse than Jen does for herself, probably better house trained too.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 08, 2024 09:41 PM (gKWVE)

348 Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2024 09:36 PM (i0F8b

I like it.

If DeSantis wants to prove he's *really* not a cuck, he'll start bussing FL's vicious, disease carrying medical research monkeys to Martha's Vineyard.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2024 09:41 PM (7oYYI)

349 Wingsuit & paraglider enthusiasts are self-confident & audacious in a way I wish I could've been earlier in my life.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 08, 2024 09:41 PM (XjTSo)

350 I'd be really surprised if he made any kind of deal with Biden.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2024 09:32 PM (LkLld)

***

Yeah, it makes no sense.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 08, 2024 09:41 PM (vLxSK)

351 I must be tired. I read that as:

"...radical titties"

Posted by: browndog says get the number 6 poo poo platter at November 08, 2024 09:37 PM (TTAGa)

That, too.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 08, 2024 09:41 PM (OX9vb)

352 344 When do we get to start flinging poo?
Posted by: Monkeys at November 08, 2024 09:39 PM (yZ5V

---------

That's for the artillery division.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 08, 2024 09:41 PM (hY4dx)

353 I went and banged on some doors in my neighborhood this evening. Knew they were holding out on the candy. Scored some Skittles, Goobers, and Raisinettes.

Posted by: Gettin' My Share at November 08, 2024 09:42 PM (nS6qG)

354 I'd be really surprised if he made any kind of deal with Biden.

There's us, and there's the normies. The McDonald's thing and the eating the pets, and the squirrel scored huge with the normies. If Trump is going to crush the Deep State he has to sell it to the normies. Having Biden, who represented the "normal DC trusty pro politician" to the normies come out and testify against them would do more to make them believe than all the evidence that would work for us. The Trump Group really understands the normies. And Biden has no scruples or morals and is probably terrified about what could happen to his little family group or what's left of his days.

Posted by: azjaeger at November 08, 2024 09:42 PM (3/XaG)

355 The little doggo needs spider relief? No problemo! Let me fetch the Flyswatter +1....

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 08, 2024 09:42 PM (XjTSo)

356 New drops in AZ. Lake is now down 31,000 votes, margin has shrunk to 1.1%

Still 300K votes to go for Maricopa, 100K in Pima, and 400K in the rurals.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2024 09:42 PM (5p7BC)

357 AOC's tiddies aren't radical. In fact, in a very few years, they will be well grounded.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2024 09:43 PM (f41gV)

358 If I knew how to make and promote "memes," I'd make one of simply Trump standing there looking presidential, with the single word above him:

"Threepeat."

Then I'd let that sink in for the viewer.

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2024 09:43 PM (pMi6S)

359 That, too.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 08, 2024 09:41 PM (OX9vb)

Evening Dash ...

***tips cap***

Posted by: browndog says get the number 6 poo poo platter at November 08, 2024 09:43 PM (TTAGa)

360 An Irish elephant, there's gotta be a punchline somewhere.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 08, 2024 09:43 PM (KAi1n)

361 Two Queen Bees fighting for the hive.
Posted by: coyne
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The Queen with the dick FTW!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I have a channel for that on PronHub.

Posted by: Futanari Channel at November 08, 2024 09:43 PM (MsrgL)

362 >>Way to go Mikey.

It's a Rhode Island thing. We're like Sicilians.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2024 09:44 PM (LkLld)

363 353 I went and banged on some doors in my neighborhood this evening. Knew they were holding out on the candy. Scored some Skittles, Goobers, and Raisinettes.
Posted by: Gettin' My Share at November 08, 2024 09:42 PM (nS6qG)

Those are salt of the earth people

Posted by: Big Raisin at November 08, 2024 09:44 PM (TTAGa)

364 Still 45,000 outstanding in Yavapai, where Lake should pick up 20K votes.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2024 09:45 PM (5p7BC)

365 342 What color is your beer?

Posted by: Ciampino - water-based beer at November 08, 2024 09:39 PM
***
Amber

Posted by: TRex at November 08, 2024 09:46 PM (yZ5V8)

366 Here an even simpler meme suggestion:

2020*

(i.e. "2020" with an asterisk after it, like they used for Barry Bonds' disputed home run records.)

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2024 09:47 PM (pMi6S)

367 If I knew how to make and promote "memes," I'd make one of simply Trump standing there looking presidential, with the single word above him:

"Threepeat."

Then I'd let that sink in for the viewer.
Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2024 09:43 PM (pMi6S)

There have been countless Trump memes this election. The left can't even start to keep up. It's one of the reasons Trump won big.

Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 09:49 PM (jga5y)

368 Browndog!!

Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2024 09:49 PM (RFPHU)

369 Can the monkeys spare one to type Jen Rubin's X posts for her? They can't do worse than Jen does for herself, probably better house trained too.
Posted by: gKWVE at November 08, 2024 09:41 PM (gKWVE)

Are you sure you don’t want to test cosmetics on my eyes instead?

Posted by: Research Monkey at November 08, 2024 09:49 PM (vLxSK)

370 An Irish elephant, there's gotta be a punchline somewhere.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 08, 2024 09:43 PM (

Something something bad skin and two teeth.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2024 09:49 PM (7oYYI)

371 WTF with Arizona and Nevada?

Give up. Fuck this fucking shit.

*having Slipknot on my playlist right now helps stave off the rage.*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at November 08, 2024 09:50 PM (Ad8y9)

372 Jen Rubin is next. Squeeee!

Posted by: The 43 Monkeys at November 08, 2024 09:50 PM (mH6SG)

373 Leading Report @LeadingReport 9h
BREAKING: Prop. 314 has passed, granting the state of Arizona the authority to jail and deport migrants who have crossed the border illegally.

The new law allows local police to arrest undocumented migrants, and a state judge can order their deportation.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 09:50 PM (hovnC)

374 Bad news, is Pima still has 120K votes outstanding, so depends on how that county splits. Lake will lose a good chuck of vote from there.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2024 09:50 PM (5p7BC)

375 368 Browndog!!
Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2024 09:49 PM (RFPHU)

DOOF ...

I can't believe all the games tonight are behind a paywall.

Pisses me off

Posted by: browndog sniffing about at November 08, 2024 09:51 PM (TTAGa)

376 Evening Dash ...

***tips cap***
Posted by: browndog says get the number 6 poo poo platter at November 08, 2024 09:43 PM (TTAGa)

*curtsies

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 08, 2024 09:51 PM (OX9vb)

377 That loud noise you just heard was the Overton Window moving to the right at a goodly fraction of the speed of light.

Posted by: David Gillies at November 08, 2024 09:51 PM (Czfxu)

378 Still 300K votes to go for Maricopa, 100K in Pima, and 400K in the rurals.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2024 09:42 PM (5p7BC)

***

How can it possibly be so slow? Arizona looking very corrupt now.

Posted by: Research Monkey at November 08, 2024 09:51 PM (vLxSK)

379 If I knew how to make and promote "memes," I'd make one of simply Trump standing there looking presidential, with the single word above him:

"Threepeat."

Then I'd let that sink in for the viewer.
Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2024 09:43 PM (pMi6S)

Hat trick! For the hockey fans.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2024 09:51 PM (f41gV)

380 Biden's having the time of his life.

Fox News, Nov. 7, 2024, Philadelphia DNC chair stunned by Harris campaign's treatment of Biden in Pennsylvania
Philadelphia DNC Chair Bob Brady tells Fox News that it was an 'absolute disgrace' by the Harris

And also the PA U.S. Senatorial fight egged on, in part, by AP's declaration.

B's union backed warnings to D.C. bureaucrats and elitists: No one Fs with a Biden.

Posted by: L - If (cellphone) at November 08, 2024 09:52 PM (NFX2v)

381 >>BREAKING: Prop. 314 has passed, granting the state of Arizona the authority to jail and deport migrants who have crossed the border illegally.

So that passed. Trump won. But Lake is losing to an open border leftist?

Checks out.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2024 09:52 PM (LkLld)

382 Can't believe I'm still awake. Just barely, though. Better drag myself up to bed. See youse in the coffee and revival thread, friends.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 08, 2024 09:53 PM (OX9vb)

383 DOOF ...

I can't believe all the games tonight are behind a paywall.

Pisses me off
Posted by: browndog sniffing about at November 08, 2024 09:51 PM (TTAGa)


Malkin just lit the lamp. 3-2 Peens.
Game has a mid-2010s playoff feel.

I have ESPN+ because of UFC PPV events.

Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2024 09:53 PM (RFPHU)

384 364 Still 45,000 outstanding in Yavapai, where Lake should pick up 20K votes.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2024 09:45 PM (5p7BC)


I get nostalgic when I hear the Arizona county tallies. At the U of Arizona, my alma mater, the dorms are named after Arizona counties. I lived in the Apache, Santa Cruz, and Graham dorms.

Posted by: Gref at November 08, 2024 09:54 PM (aBgBM)

385 No one Fs with a Biden.

Does that include family relations?

Posted by: The 43 Monkeys at November 08, 2024 09:54 PM (mH6SG)

386 Bad news, is Pima still has 120K votes outstanding, so depends on how that county splits. Lake will lose a good chuck of vote from there.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2024 09:50 PM (5p7BC)

Pima is Tucson, isn't it? If the cheat-mongers are running true to form, they will have run up the count with all the Donk votes from woke urban Tucson, and the remainder of votes trickling in from rural Pima will lean right.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2024 09:55 PM (f41gV)

387 Trump had like ten iconic moments in this campaign. Kamala had a few but they were all bad.

Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 09:55 PM (jga5y)

388
An Irish elephant, there's gotta be a punchline somewhere.
Posted by: SFGoth

_______

Gets drunk and sits around complaining about how he's been oppressed. Never does anything useful.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2024 09:55 PM (EsZUh)

389 Brandon has to be super pissed at the Party, and super worried about Lil' Hunty.

Now would be the time to reach out to him and make some credible threats to Hunty. See if he's ready to deal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2024 09:56 PM (7oYYI)

390 Gets drunk and sits around complaining about how he's been oppressed. Never does anything useful.


==

Somehow ends up with 17 children while never leaving the pub !

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2024 09:57 PM (V13WU)

391 Malkin just lit the lamp. 3-2 Peens.
Game has a mid-2010s playoff feel.

I have ESPN+ because of UFC PPV events.
Posted by: Doof at November 08, 2024 09:53 PM (RFPHU)

Yeah, I'm sure it does.

NHL Network was pimping the game all day long.

Slobbering over Cindy

Posted by: browndog sniffing about at November 08, 2024 09:57 PM (TTAGa)

392 A good t shirt would just say "Trump" and then underneath "3-0"

Posted by: azjaeger at November 08, 2024 09:58 PM (3/XaG)

393 BTW, I figured out what I am going to do for church. I'm going to try the local Methodist church, then see where they are culturally. I don't think I really need to care about the national church positions, as long as the local church is meeting my needs.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2024 09:58 PM (5p7BC)

394 210 203
Joe should resign on January 18th.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2024 08:42 PM (EsZUh)

For a time I thought he might do that; but now I realize how thoroughly he despises Kamala. He won’t lift a finger to give her anything.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 08, 2024 08:47 PM (S6gqv)

____________________________

You know, technically Harris did serve as President for a few hours when Biden went in for Colonoscopy earlier in the term. I'm kind of shocked that wasn't used in the campaign in any fashion.

Posted by: Orson at November 08, 2024 09:59 PM (dIske)

395 349 Wingsuit & paraglider enthusiasts are self-confident & audacious in a way I wish I could've been earlier in my life.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 08, 2024 09:41 PM (XjTSo)



The audacity of NOPE!

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 08, 2024 09:59 PM (NMT5x)

396 64% of Native Americans reportedly voted for Trump.

Elizabeth Warren hardest hit.

(no source --- too good to check).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 08, 2024 10:00 PM (W5ArC)

397 > For a time I thought he might do that; but now I realize how thoroughly he despises Kamala.

Oh, yeah. He hates Obama's guts, too.

I wouldn't be surprised if he actually voted for Trump.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 08, 2024 10:01 PM (W5ArC)

398 Pima is Tucson, isn't it? If the cheat-mongers are running true to form, they will have run up the count with all the Donk votes from woke urban Tucson, and the remainder of votes trickling in from rural Pima will lean right.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Yes, but it appears that most of the outstanding is election day from the rurals. But won't know until the release. This is what killed Lake last time is the last Pima drop was awful.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2024 10:01 PM (5p7BC)

399 I'd be really surprised if he made any kind of deal with Biden.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2024 09:32 PM (LkLld)

Biden may think he's helping somehow, who knows which is real, the dopey one or the one who can now and then be coherent. He now HATES Pelousy and Dims. He hates Kam...I read early on Dr. Jilly hated her. He's made some gafs that hurt her. And choosing that perv from MN did not help her at all. Jilly wore a bright red suit to vote. So there is some hinky stuff at play now and then. I think DJT is smart enough to give them enough rope and hide his cards. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer or something like that. When Clooney is being blamed, there is enough piranhas for everyone Dim.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 08, 2024 10:02 PM (gi+MR)

400 Irish confessional, automated:

1: Drunk
2: Missed Mass whilst drunk
3: Missed the dole whilst drunk
4: Does not understand "The Commitments"
5: Fell into a well

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at November 08, 2024 10:02 PM (Ad8y9)

401 How can it possibly be so slow? Arizona looking very corrupt now

It is. MAGA doesn't control the state GOP yet, still the old McCain machine, and of course the Dems are the Dems. The Republican people are mostly MAGA, there are many MAGA pols in the state GOP, so hopefully they get control soon and will police the Dems.

Posted by: azjaeger at November 08, 2024 10:03 PM (3/XaG)

402 An Irish elephant, there's gotta be a punchline somewhere.
Posted by: SFGoth


What do you call a bunch of Irish elephants?

Paech O'Derms

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 08, 2024 10:03 PM (NMT5x)

403 Alpha Genesis 😲 Poor monkeys.

Posted by: L - If (cellphone) at November 08, 2024 10:03 PM (NFX2v)

404 You know, technically Harris did serve as President for a few hours when Biden went in for Colonoscopy earlier in the term. I'm kind of shocked that wasn't used in the campaign in any fashion.
Posted by: Orson at November 08, 2024 09:59 PM (dIske)

Not sure it's unusual for a VP to serve in this very temporary way.

Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 10:03 PM (jga5y)

405 ONT nood

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 08, 2024 10:05 PM (hovnC)

406 Beautiful Cafe picture and some hilarious video clips. Thanks. A nice lead in to the weekend..

Posted by: L - If (cellphone) at November 08, 2024 10:05 PM (NFX2v)

407 392 A good t shirt would just say "Trump" and then underneath "3-0"
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I would wear that shirt.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 08, 2024 10:05 PM (XjTSo)

408 Not sure it's unusual for a VP to serve in this very temporary way.
Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 10:03 PM (jga5y)

_______________________

Oh sure, it's happened quite a few times. Reagan getting shot, for example. BUT, there is only one female VP who ever got the honor. And, for some reason that's an important distinction to their side.

Posted by: Orson at November 08, 2024 10:06 PM (dIske)

409 BTW, I figured out what I am going to do for church. I'm going to try the local Methodist church, then see where they are culturally. I don't think I really need to care about the national church positions, as long as the local church is meeting my needs.

You may not like what you will find, Dave. Hope it goes well for you.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 08, 2024 10:08 PM (mH6SG)

410 Come to think of it, the first US President wasn't, technically, George Washington. It was John Adams, who was sworn into the VP office before Washington was sworn in as President.

I remember that from a Paul Harvey radio spot.

Posted by: Orson at November 08, 2024 10:09 PM (dIske)

411 My my. Busy tonight.7 minutes after 10, 405 posts? Huh. Must be I'm late. Drunk again. But celebration drunk not stressed out bummed out drunk. It's amazing that the Lion is back in office.

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at November 08, 2024 10:09 PM (hftn9)

412 Lol, Christy who knows what the dynamics are between the top Democrats. I'm sure they are something we could never imagine.

Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 10:10 PM (jga5y)

413 Joey, if things go as they should forgiveness is a good thing.
_DJT

Posted by: Braenyard at November 08, 2024 10:11 PM (H1Z1q)

414 This is the best end of the week in the last 3.75 years.

Now to business...

The Republicans must continue this Historic event by electing a Senate Majority Leader who will push Trump's agenda and whip the outliers in line (MITCH) (CRONIN) (GRAMSLEY) and the rest of the never Trumpers now lying low in the Senate Halls. (Our teams will find you...bet on it)

This will NOT be a repeat of 2016 as there will be glorious packs of Republican squads of lawyers with Sopena's in hand ready to lay waste to the Democrat party's shift to the left Marxist/Socialist doctrine which almost destroyed the Republic.

They need to pay BIG TIME!!

Reach across the isle??? BWWAAHAHAHA!!!!

Get on your knees...

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 08, 2024 10:13 PM (TDvv2)

415 I remember that from a Paul Harvey radio spot.
Posted by: Orson at November 08, 2024 10:09 PM (dIske)

Paul Harvey should be required knowledge for any government appointee. But given today's reality, not so much.

Posted by: coyne at November 08, 2024 10:18 PM (jga5y)

416 And to all the TROLLS out here tonight...

I will not bend a finger to the keyboard to repost you...

I will just drink up your loser bitter tears and follow with a shot of REDDI-WHIP...with a TRUMP CHERRY ON TOP!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 08, 2024 10:20 PM (TDvv2)

417 @92

>> I succeeded in getting the bad engine out my dead Suburban today. Hoisted it out just as the Sun was setting. It's now resting on the ground with the chains still on it.

I would love to get my hands on a 95 1500 suburban for a project car.

I’d also need to find an additional 24 hours in a day to do all of the projects I have in mind.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 08, 2024 10:56 PM (XV/Pl)

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