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Humor Break
"Show me your group chats" pic.twitter.com/qSav3leUnb
— Disinformation Expert Lizzy (@StarChamberMaid) November 7, 2024
Comments
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lol
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 07, 2024 01:23 PM (DTX3h)
2
I'm ready for my pardon, President Biden.
Don't make me release the Joy Behar/Whoopi Goldberg video!
Don't make me release the Joy Behar/Whoopi Goldberg video!
Posted by: P Diddy at November 07, 2024 01:23 PM (i9bqJ)
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7th?
Posted by: From about That Time at November 07, 2024 01:24 PM (4780s)
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FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 07, 2024 01:24 PM (+sD5M)
5
The Beethoven link in the sidebar is pretty impressive.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 07, 2024 01:25 PM (1bNHn)
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I have lum'd NOOD.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 07, 2024 01:25 PM (+sD5M)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 07, 2024 01:25 PM (Hkcdp)
8
Her and Tina definitely talked about girth at brunch yesterday.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 07, 2024 01:25 PM (CIS44)
9
Haaaate autocorrect
Posted by: Lizzy at November 07, 2024 01:25 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: eleven at November 07, 2024 01:25 PM (fV+MH)
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Satirical humour:
Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews Nov 6
Trump wins the White House. Again.
The Democrats blew it. Again.
A depressing yet predictable result.
https://tinyurl.com/yj496kdh
5:36 minutes; "Jonathan Pie, a fictional news reporter, comment on the world of politics with his honest and satirical humor."
Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews Nov 6
Trump wins the White House. Again.
The Democrats blew it. Again.
A depressing yet predictable result.
https://tinyurl.com/yj496kdh
5:36 minutes; "Jonathan Pie, a fictional news reporter, comment on the world of politics with his honest and satirical humor."
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 07, 2024 01:25 PM (hovnC)
12
I don't get it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 07, 2024 01:26 PM (U1w17)
13
Wait, what?
Humor break?
I've been laughing my ass off for a day and a half, and don't see that stopping in the immediate future.
Humor break?
I've been laughing my ass off for a day and a half, and don't see that stopping in the immediate future.
Posted by: McLurkerson at November 07, 2024 01:26 PM (CjgNg)
14
Vanilla Ice has aged well
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 07, 2024 01:26 PM (1FWWQ)
15
Is this a break for humor, or a break from the humor that is the progressive meltdown? Hmm.....
Posted by: GuardianB at November 07, 2024 01:26 PM (oAs23)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 07, 2024 01:26 PM (7fElN)
17
I don't know who that guy is, but I like him. A lot.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 07, 2024 01:26 PM (jyAD3)
18
Is a humor break a substitute for a potty break?
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 07, 2024 01:26 PM (Vyll1)
19
It is going to be VERY interesting to see what pardons Biden does.
Gislaine? Diddy nor Hunter have been convicted yet........
Gislaine? Diddy nor Hunter have been convicted yet........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 07, 2024 01:26 PM (+sD5M)
Posted by: Redenzo at November 07, 2024 01:26 PM (V/pbu)
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Willowed: You know the case in PA where people in line to vote were told they had to leave? Well it seems those telling them that weren't actually county employees, but Democrat operatives. If true, that must be a crime.
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Yes, the Dems had assholes in [appropriately enough] black T-shirts pretending to be election-worker related doing that, below, in the early voting.
James Blair @JamesBlairUSA Oct 30
🚨Attention Philadelphia
This new voter intimidation kit is landing in Philly. Maybe statewide.
Beware of the Democrats operatives wearing this.
They ARE NOT elections officials.
https://tinyurl.com/ppjc6pb6
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Yes, the Dems had assholes in [appropriately enough] black T-shirts pretending to be election-worker related doing that, below, in the early voting.
James Blair @JamesBlairUSA Oct 30
🚨Attention Philadelphia
This new voter intimidation kit is landing in Philly. Maybe statewide.
Beware of the Democrats operatives wearing this.
They ARE NOT elections officials.
https://tinyurl.com/ppjc6pb6
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 07, 2024 01:26 PM (hovnC)
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513 Kamala girl bossed too close to the sun, to quote Nerdrotic and others.
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Hahahaha. She is the epitome of the girl boss.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
I don't remember Rey or Captain Marvel sleeping their way to the top...unless those PornHub videos were official Disney products...
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Hahahaha. She is the epitome of the girl boss.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
I don't remember Rey or Captain Marvel sleeping their way to the top...unless those PornHub videos were official Disney products...
Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 07, 2024 01:26 PM (JxaW4)
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Barbra Streisand @BarbraStreisand 20h
There are no words left.
Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 @saras76 18h Replying to @BarbraStreisand
Thank god, you annoying btch
There are no words left.
Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 @saras76 18h Replying to @BarbraStreisand
Thank god, you annoying btch
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 07, 2024 01:26 PM (hovnC)
24
Where are the crayons and Legos for my self care?
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 01:27 PM (v6JzV)
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Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews Nov 6
Trump wins the White House. Again.
The Democrats blew it. Again.
A depressing yet predictable result.
----
Trump's a winner.
Harris's a blower.
Both played to their strengths.
Trump wins the White House. Again.
The Democrats blew it. Again.
A depressing yet predictable result.
----
Trump's a winner.
Harris's a blower.
Both played to their strengths.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 07, 2024 01:27 PM (7fElN)
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Diddy nor Hunter have been convicted yet........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 07, 2024 01:26 PM (+sD5M)
Hunter has on gun, not tax yet
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 07, 2024 01:26 PM (+sD5M)
Hunter has on gun, not tax yet
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 07, 2024 01:27 PM (CIS44)
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For a woman to lose one election may be regarded as a misfortune; for women to lose two elections looks like carelessness.
Posted by: zombie oscar wilde at November 07, 2024 01:27 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Donald J Trump at November 07, 2024 01:27 PM (Tqlpt)
Posted by: wth at November 07, 2024 01:27 PM (v0R5T)
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Heh. True.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at November 07, 2024 01:27 PM (TN5A0)
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On the second day of a predicted 4 day snowstorm. Sigh!
Hunkering down with the dog and a warm fire….
Hunkering down with the dog and a warm fire….
Posted by: Lizzy at November 07, 2024 01:27 PM (Hkcdp)
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Nyah?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2024 01:27 PM (4T3aT)
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Willowed:
I was more than a little annoyed when the dems were saying that women who voted for Trump did so because they were afraid of their husbands.
My wife quickly agreed with that statement and made sure dinner was ready by the time I got home.
I'll show myself out...
I was more than a little annoyed when the dems were saying that women who voted for Trump did so because they were afraid of their husbands.
My wife quickly agreed with that statement and made sure dinner was ready by the time I got home.
I'll show myself out...
Posted by: NR Pax at November 07, 2024 01:28 PM (lXoJ5)
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Nominate better women, eh?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 07, 2024 01:28 PM (Hkcdp)
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Where are the crayons and Legos for my self care?
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 01:27 PM (v6JzV)
Going to get my celebration LEGO today!
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 01:27 PM (v6JzV)
Going to get my celebration LEGO today!
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 07, 2024 01:28 PM (CIS44)
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Keith Olbermann has not committed suicide yet. Sad!
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 07, 2024 01:28 PM (7PziG)
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Hunter has on gun, not tax yet
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 07, 2024 01:27 PM (CIS44)
Not serving any time, but would the pardon wipe that conviction and record and his sorry ass will be able to legally own a gun again?
Hunter has on gun, not tax yet
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 07, 2024 01:27 PM (CIS44)
Not serving any time, but would the pardon wipe that conviction and record and his sorry ass will be able to legally own a gun again?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 07, 2024 01:28 PM (+sD5M)
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Is a humor break a substitute for a potty break?
Posted by: Curly Shuffle
......
Only if you fart.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle
......
Only if you fart.
Posted by: wth at November 07, 2024 01:29 PM (v0R5T)
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Yeah, the whores who want unlimited paid-for abortions who wore pussy hats for a year are the same gals with "chats" and lunches laden with sexual filth. They love Sex in the City and can't find a decent guy.
I feel like yelling WHORES but I won't.
I feel like yelling WHORES but I won't.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 07, 2024 01:29 PM (jyAD3)
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Keith Olbermann has not committed suicide yet. Sad!
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 07, 2024 01:28 PM (7PziG)
I am still disappointed there hasn't been an R. Budd Dwyer moment yet.......
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 07, 2024 01:28 PM (7PziG)
I am still disappointed there hasn't been an R. Budd Dwyer moment yet.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 07, 2024 01:29 PM (+sD5M)
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I'm pretty sure wifey either voted for Stein or left it blank.
She went for JoJo last time.
Good enough for me.
She went for JoJo last time.
Good enough for me.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2024 01:29 PM (VoAdT)
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Is James Carville alive? How could you tell?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2024 01:30 PM (4T3aT)
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I feel like yelling WHORES but I won't.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 07, 2024 01:29 PM (jyAD3)
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Can you say it while pretending you are coughing?
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 07, 2024 01:29 PM (jyAD3)
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Can you say it while pretending you are coughing?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 07, 2024 01:30 PM (DRSnL)
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The next 4 years will be one long humor break.
Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2024 01:30 PM (pMi6S)
45
Not serving any time, but would the pardon wipe that conviction and record and his sorry ass will be able to legally own a gun again?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 07, 2024 01:28 PM (+sD5M)
Not sentenced yet I think maybe next week, yes a pardon would, a commutation would not.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 07, 2024 01:28 PM (+sD5M)
Not sentenced yet I think maybe next week, yes a pardon would, a commutation would not.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 07, 2024 01:30 PM (CIS44)
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>>>5 The Beethoven link in the sidebar is pretty impressive.
I had a worry last night as I drifted off to bed: Wait a minute, was that "Lola" a tranny? Is the blog going to murder me tomorrow because I posted a tranny?
But I was too tired to get up and check. (Plus this computer is a nightmare, it's my old one, and it overheats and is slow as the Dickens.)
Anyway, it appears she is a she. The "Lola" name was bothering me.
I had a worry last night as I drifted off to bed: Wait a minute, was that "Lola" a tranny? Is the blog going to murder me tomorrow because I posted a tranny?
But I was too tired to get up and check. (Plus this computer is a nightmare, it's my old one, and it overheats and is slow as the Dickens.)
Anyway, it appears she is a she. The "Lola" name was bothering me.
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2024 01:30 PM (KRtlO)
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Barbra Streisand @BarbraStreisand 20h
There are no words left.
Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 @saras76 18h Replying to @BarbraStreisand
Thank god, you annoying btch
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 07, 2024 01:26 PM (hovnC)
Now THAT's funny.
There are no words left.
Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 @saras76 18h Replying to @BarbraStreisand
Thank god, you annoying btch
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 07, 2024 01:26 PM (hovnC)
Now THAT's funny.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 07, 2024 01:30 PM (g8Ew8)
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21 Willowed: You know the case in PA where people in line to vote were told they had to leave? Well it seems those telling them that weren't actually county employees, but Democrat operatives. If true, that must be a crime.
-------
Yes, the Dems had assholes in [appropriately enough] black T-shirts pretending to be election-worker related doing that, below, in the early voting.
James Blair @JamesBlairUSA Oct 30
🚨Attention Philadelphia
This new voter intimidation kit is landing in Philly. Maybe statewide.
Beware of the Democrats operatives wearing this.
They ARE NOT elections officials.
https://tinyurl.com/ppjc6pb6
Posted by: andycanuck
======
Very stupid to do that in an age of video and audio. Those folks have committed the federal crime of voter suppression and done it on video!!!
That makes it hard for a defense attorney when your client is seen on video and audio doing the crime. Stupid gits and wankers and my guess have a low level criminal record to boot.
Soddi and Toddi no longer work as criminal defenses in these cases (Soddi is some other dude did it--toddi is the other dude did it).
-------
Yes, the Dems had assholes in [appropriately enough] black T-shirts pretending to be election-worker related doing that, below, in the early voting.
James Blair @JamesBlairUSA Oct 30
🚨Attention Philadelphia
This new voter intimidation kit is landing in Philly. Maybe statewide.
Beware of the Democrats operatives wearing this.
They ARE NOT elections officials.
https://tinyurl.com/ppjc6pb6
Posted by: andycanuck
======
Very stupid to do that in an age of video and audio. Those folks have committed the federal crime of voter suppression and done it on video!!!
That makes it hard for a defense attorney when your client is seen on video and audio doing the crime. Stupid gits and wankers and my guess have a low level criminal record to boot.
Soddi and Toddi no longer work as criminal defenses in these cases (Soddi is some other dude did it--toddi is the other dude did it).
Posted by: whig at November 07, 2024 01:30 PM (ctrM5)
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A pair of old men were sitting on a bench in Red Square reading Pravda. Headlines blasted out the bountiful cabbage harvest. Full-page pictorals showed happy farmers carrying baskets of cabbage. Economic sections were full of record numbers on the cabbage harvest. Lifestyle sections were full of advice on the best recipes for cabbage.
One turned to the other and said "well, I see the wheat crop has failed again."
One turned to the other and said "well, I see the wheat crop has failed again."
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 07, 2024 01:30 PM (gJKGU)
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...
It doesn't live in Springfield.
It doesn't live in Springfield.
Posted by: wth at November 07, 2024 01:30 PM (v0R5T)
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Jonathan Pie, a fictional news reporter, comment on the world of politics with his honest and satirical humor
Except for the whole "Trump is a rapist who'll say anything to get elected" part.
Except for the whole "Trump is a rapist who'll say anything to get elected" part.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 07, 2024 01:30 PM (ExV1e)
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23 Barbra Streisand @BarbraStreisand 20h
There are no words left.
Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 @saras76 18h Replying to @BarbraStreisand
Thank god, you annoying btch
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 07, 2024 01:26 PM (hovnC)
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I don't know Sara but I like Sara.
There are no words left.
Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 @saras76 18h Replying to @BarbraStreisand
Thank god, you annoying btch
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 07, 2024 01:26 PM (hovnC)
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I don't know Sara but I like Sara.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 07, 2024 01:30 PM (jyAD3)
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What about a fart clam?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2024 01:30 PM (4T3aT)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 07, 2024 01:31 PM (Q4IgG)
55
31 still have the sunburn from my beach day last week.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 07, 2024 01:31 PM (wBaIH)
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People are starting to ask where the billion dollars the dems had went. Plouffe just deleted his x account.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 07, 2024 01:31 PM (uJVS/)
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Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
They’re resorting to biting and barking now over Trump’s win
https://tinyurl.com/3yhtctzt
@libsoftiktok
They’re resorting to biting and barking now over Trump’s win
https://tinyurl.com/3yhtctzt
Posted by: redridinghood at November 07, 2024 01:31 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 07, 2024 01:31 PM (Odg76)
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In the interests of comity and burying the hatchet can we all let the left know their will be unlimited lube in Trump's happy fun camps for leftists?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 07, 2024 01:31 PM (oZhjI)
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Never trust a fart after 29...
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 07, 2024 01:31 PM (1FWWQ)
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Is a humor break a substitute for a potty break?
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 07, 2024 01:26 PM (Vyll1)
I told you. Some people poo when they laugh. It's a condition. -- Amber Heard
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 07, 2024 01:26 PM (Vyll1)
I told you. Some people poo when they laugh. It's a condition. -- Amber Heard
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 07, 2024 01:31 PM (ExV1e)
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I don't know Sara but I like Sara.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 07, 2024 01:30 PM (jyAD3)
She would fit in well here.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 07, 2024 01:30 PM (jyAD3)
She would fit in well here.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 07, 2024 01:32 PM (CIS44)
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Barbra Streisand @BarbraStreisand 20h
There are no words left.
Barbra Streisand @BarbraStreisand 20h
There are no words left.
Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 @saras76 18h Replying to @BarbraStreisand
Thank god, you annoying btch
Posted by: andycanuck
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Here a few words you could for you, since you have none left...
Just leave already
There are no words left.
Barbra Streisand @BarbraStreisand 20h
There are no words left.
Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 @saras76 18h Replying to @BarbraStreisand
Thank god, you annoying btch
Posted by: andycanuck
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Here a few words you could for you, since you have none left...
Just leave already
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 07, 2024 01:32 PM (Vyll1)
Posted by: wth at November 07, 2024 01:32 PM (v0R5T)
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Anyway, it appears she is a she. The "Lola" name was bothering me.
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2024 01:30 PM (KRtlO)
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Very enjoyable piano playing and a very nice rack. That shirt defied the odds.
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2024 01:30 PM (KRtlO)
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Very enjoyable piano playing and a very nice rack. That shirt defied the odds.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 07, 2024 01:32 PM (jyAD3)
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I thought Paul Hewson aka Bono, was going to you know make that transition into the netherworld with Trump's election? Chicken shit.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at November 07, 2024 01:32 PM (TN5A0)
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Rese's Peanut Butter monkeys.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 07, 2024 01:32 PM (x1nVu)
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Barbra Streisand @BarbraStreisand 20h
There are no words left.
"LEAVE bitch, git out the country..git out the country bitch, get out the country."
- - - - - - Mirror Universe Ludacris
There are no words left.
"LEAVE bitch, git out the country..git out the country bitch, get out the country."
- - - - - - Mirror Universe Ludacris
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 07, 2024 01:32 PM (+sD5M)
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A pair of old men were sitting on a bench in Red Square reading Pravda. Headlines blasted out the bountiful cabbage harvest. Full-page pictorals showed happy farmers carrying baskets of cabbage. Economic sections were full of record numbers on the cabbage harvest. Lifestyle sections were full of advice on the best recipes for cabbage.
One turned to the other and said "well, I see the wheat crop has failed again."
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 07, 2024 01:30 PM (gJKGU)
Soviet citizens were experts at reading between the lines.
One turned to the other and said "well, I see the wheat crop has failed again."
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 07, 2024 01:30 PM (gJKGU)
Soviet citizens were experts at reading between the lines.
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2024 01:32 PM (V13WU)
70
The fact that Democrats do not understand that transgenderism and illegal immigration are not popular bodes well for the future of the Republican party.
Posted by: Jay in PA at November 07, 2024 01:32 PM (i7Q7S)
71
I don't know Sara but I like Sara.
Posted by: Seems Legit
She's the one who used to post here about working from home, right? I miss her.
Posted by: Seems Legit
She's the one who used to post here about working from home, right? I miss her.
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 01:32 PM (v6JzV)
72
I'm surprised at how lame Thunderstruck sounds on piano.
Posted by: spindrift at November 07, 2024 01:33 PM (OguvZ)
73
If you want unhinged, Christina Applegate on X is a looney tunes meltdown.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2024 01:33 PM (4T3aT)
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Trump grabbed her by her legacy.
Posted by: HooHah at November 07, 2024 01:33 PM (DobEs)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 07, 2024 01:33 PM (hovnC)
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So this blonde woman is standing on the bank of a river. She can't figure out how to cross, and wants to be on the other side.
She spots another blonde woman across the river and yells "how did you get to the other side of the river??"
The other blonde looks confused and then yells back "don't be stupid, you are already on the other side!!"
She spots another blonde woman across the river and yells "how did you get to the other side of the river??"
The other blonde looks confused and then yells back "don't be stupid, you are already on the other side!!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 01:33 PM (Hh1ER)
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I'm surprised at how lame Thunderstruck sounds on piano.
Posted by: spindrift at November 07, 2024 01:33 PM (OguvZ)
Yeah, well, Chopin probably sounds like balls on a bagpipe, too.
Posted by: spindrift at November 07, 2024 01:33 PM (OguvZ)
Yeah, well, Chopin probably sounds like balls on a bagpipe, too.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2024 01:34 PM (VoAdT)
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If you want unhinged, Christina Applegate on X is a looney tunes meltdown.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2024 01:33 PM (4T3aT)
Isn't she dying of some disease?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2024 01:33 PM (4T3aT)
Isn't she dying of some disease?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 07, 2024 01:34 PM (+sD5M)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 07, 2024 01:34 PM (IG4Id)
80
Did UK Labour advisors sent to empower Kamala's campaign leave the country yet ?
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2024 01:34 PM (V13WU)
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Someone in the last post linked an article about AWFLs self-deporting.
While they're moving to Europe, they're almost certainly not giving up their citizenship so they're still our problem.
While they're moving to Europe, they're almost certainly not giving up their citizenship so they're still our problem.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 07, 2024 01:34 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 07, 2024 01:34 PM (mfUOU)
83
Democrats have apparently forgotten that white women voted for Trump over Hillary. I remember the vitriol from them after that election. That’s when white women were pushed aside, like with the Women’s March leadership and the squad. We’ve been a target of their anger for many years now.
See also: Saira Rao and her tweets, book, and Race to Dinner grift.
See also: Saira Rao and her tweets, book, and Race to Dinner grift.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 07, 2024 01:34 PM (Hkcdp)
84
I can't link it but there's a similar looking guy - maybe even the same fellow - screaming and throwing a fit about Trump winning the presidency, and after a few seconds you catch on that he's griping about having to get used to having money to take his family on vacations, and a few extra bucks to invest for retirement, and he might be able to take his family out to eat every few weeks, etc.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Greater stakes, Karmella lost 10M votes while Trump stayed the same? at November 07, 2024 01:34 PM (U+1cX)
85
I saw Balls on a Bagpipe open for Flay of Soul at Trees in '99.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 07, 2024 01:34 PM (+sD5M)
86
Liberal mind rot seems evident.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2024 01:35 PM (4T3aT)
87
The View's Sunny Hostin proclaims that Latinos voted for Trump in huge numbers because of their own "misogyny and sexism"
Please, push this demographic to the Republicans, you DEI hire imbecile.
Please, push this demographic to the Republicans, you DEI hire imbecile.
Posted by: Jay in PA at November 07, 2024 01:35 PM (i7Q7S)
88
On the second day of a predicted 4 day snowstorm. Sigh!
Hunkering down with the dog and a warm fire….
Posted by: Lizzy at November 07, 2024 01:27 PM (Hkcdp)
It's 78 here currently.
Hunkering down with the dog and a warm fire….
Posted by: Lizzy at November 07, 2024 01:27 PM (Hkcdp)
It's 78 here currently.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 07, 2024 01:35 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: wth at November 07, 2024 01:35 PM (v0R5T)
90
I was so thrilled about the election results, I couldn't wait to get home and beat my wife!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 07, 2024 01:35 PM (YrTFn)
91
Someone in the last post linked an article about AWFLs self-deporting.
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It would be difficult to find a better example of a Harris voter than someone who is detached enough from the economy to be able to easily move to Europe on a whim.
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It would be difficult to find a better example of a Harris voter than someone who is detached enough from the economy to be able to easily move to Europe on a whim.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Greater stakes, Karmella lost 10M votes while Trump stayed the same? at November 07, 2024 01:35 PM (U+1cX)
92
Willowed.
654 516 If you were making a movie about 2024 there is no way they'd let in a Scott Pressler character.
No one would believe it.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 07, 2024 01:10 PM (QfvaV)
And yet, he's probably one of the most genuine people in this whole shebang.
And an Eagle Scout to boot.
Posted by: Just Lily at November 07, 2024 01:29 PM (XqWaa)
654 516 If you were making a movie about 2024 there is no way they'd let in a Scott Pressler character.
No one would believe it.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 07, 2024 01:10 PM (QfvaV)
And yet, he's probably one of the most genuine people in this whole shebang.
And an Eagle Scout to boot.
Posted by: Just Lily at November 07, 2024 01:29 PM (XqWaa)
Posted by: Just Lily at November 07, 2024 01:36 PM (XqWaa)
93
Wait, I thought Lola in the song WAS a cross dresser?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 07, 2024 01:36 PM (mfUOU)
94
Rese's Peanut Butter monkeys.
Posted by: Boss Moss
When I was a very young kid, my family went to Brookfield Zoo in Chicago. We went to the rhesus monkey enclosure, and the monkeys were all running around and jumping on the rocks, etc., like they were playing.
And 5-year-old me said, "Oh, that's why they call them recess monkeys."
Posted by: Boss Moss
When I was a very young kid, my family went to Brookfield Zoo in Chicago. We went to the rhesus monkey enclosure, and the monkeys were all running around and jumping on the rocks, etc., like they were playing.
And 5-year-old me said, "Oh, that's why they call them recess monkeys."
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 01:36 PM (v6JzV)
95
Post your group chats!
Bingo. This entire nation is full of women ACHING to get 50-Shaded by a rich, fit, Chad.
Bingo. This entire nation is full of women ACHING to get 50-Shaded by a rich, fit, Chad.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, still gloating at November 07, 2024 01:36 PM (FAbrK)
96
Dissident Media @DissidentMedia
You guys worked hard for this. As a reward here is Liberal Tears; a 2024 Compilation.
You are welcome.
https://tinyurl.com/ykdcckzf
4:07 minutes
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Does anybody have a link to that compilation video that shows liberal feminist tiktok people screaming and ranting hysterically all at the same time? I want to inject it into my veins.
I found it:
https://youtu.be/tbES3Rbs9Wk
Posted by: Caiwyn
You guys worked hard for this. As a reward here is Liberal Tears; a 2024 Compilation.
You are welcome.
https://tinyurl.com/ykdcckzf
4:07 minutes
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Does anybody have a link to that compilation video that shows liberal feminist tiktok people screaming and ranting hysterically all at the same time? I want to inject it into my veins.
I found it:
https://youtu.be/tbES3Rbs9Wk
Posted by: Caiwyn
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 07, 2024 01:36 PM (hovnC)
97
85 I saw Balls on a Bagpipe open for Flay of Soul at Trees in '99.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 07, 2024 01:34 PM (+sD5M)
Ha!
Ok, now I'm gonna have to start saying "balls on a bagpipe" as a general explanation of surprise or disdain.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 07, 2024 01:34 PM (+sD5M)
Ha!
Ok, now I'm gonna have to start saying "balls on a bagpipe" as a general explanation of surprise or disdain.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2024 01:36 PM (VoAdT)
98
Isn't she dying of some disease?
Yeah I'm willing to give her a pass because of all the drugs and what she's going through.
Although that might just be residual lust from memories of her playing Kelly Bundy
Yeah I'm willing to give her a pass because of all the drugs and what she's going through.
Although that might just be residual lust from memories of her playing Kelly Bundy
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 01:36 PM (Hh1ER)
99
For some reason, you can't give away a Hunter Biden Original watercolor painting in China. The price has gone from $2,000,000 to nothing and no one seems to know why.
Posted by: Business Week at November 07, 2024 01:37 PM (/Zc2s)
100
Oh, balls on a bagpipe, that was supposed to be "exclamation".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2024 01:37 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 07, 2024 01:37 PM (Hkcdp)
102
Wait, I thought Lola in the song WAS a cross dresser?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 07, 2024 01:36 PM (mfUOU)
She was a showgirl, at the least.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 07, 2024 01:36 PM (mfUOU)
She was a showgirl, at the least.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 07, 2024 01:37 PM (CIS44)
103
Lola walks like woman, talks like a man. Sipping cherry cola in this mixed up world.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2024 01:37 PM (4T3aT)
104
88
It's 78 here currently.
Posted by: I used to have a different
81 and rainy. But the end of next week is low 70s. . Fall!
It's 78 here currently.
Posted by: I used to have a different
81 and rainy. But the end of next week is low 70s. . Fall!
Posted by: Piper at November 07, 2024 01:37 PM (pZEOD)
105
Amazing Joe's pedophilia and Kamala's mattress are somehow overlooked because PDT said, "Pussy."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 07, 2024 01:37 PM (tT6L1)
106
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 01:33 PM (Hh1ER)
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Ooooh, are we doing blonde jokes?
Two blondes are walking down the street when they spot a small mirror. One of them picks it up, looks at it, and says, "she looks familiar." The other one takes it, looks at it, and says, "you idiot, that's me!"
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Ooooh, are we doing blonde jokes?
Two blondes are walking down the street when they spot a small mirror. One of them picks it up, looks at it, and says, "she looks familiar." The other one takes it, looks at it, and says, "you idiot, that's me!"
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 07, 2024 01:37 PM (DRSnL)
107
Rumor has it that Kimmel was crying. On camera! Prissy bitch.
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2024 01:37 PM (V13WU)
108
56 People are starting to ask where the billion dollars the dems had went. Plouffe just deleted his x account.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
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More. Including superpacs taht supposedly are not coordinating with the candidates, over 2 billion. I think the one billion plus going in the hole for 20 mil was direct spending by candidate controlled money.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
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More. Including superpacs taht supposedly are not coordinating with the candidates, over 2 billion. I think the one billion plus going in the hole for 20 mil was direct spending by candidate controlled money.
Posted by: whig at November 07, 2024 01:38 PM (ctrM5)
109
On the second day of a predicted 4 day snowstorm. Sigh!
Hunkering down with the dog and a warm fire….
Posted by: Lizzy
Where in the heck are you?
Hunkering down with the dog and a warm fire….
Posted by: Lizzy
Where in the heck are you?
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 01:38 PM (v6JzV)
110
Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
They’re resorting to biting and barking now over Trump’s win
https://tinyurl.com/3yhtctzt
Posted by: redridinghood at November 07, 2024 01:31 PM (NpAcC)
It makes want to subscribe to tic toc for just one day to watch the collective mental breakdown.
@libsoftiktok
They’re resorting to biting and barking now over Trump’s win
https://tinyurl.com/3yhtctzt
Posted by: redridinghood at November 07, 2024 01:31 PM (NpAcC)
It makes want to subscribe to tic toc for just one day to watch the collective mental breakdown.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 07, 2024 01:38 PM (g8Ew8)
111
Everything would have been fine if only President Elect Trump had said 'secret garden.'
Posted by: Stateless at November 07, 2024 01:38 PM (jvJvP)
112
Humor?
Oh, I got one -
45% voted knowing that the opposition are Nazis and to put them in 'camps'.
55% won and think the 45% went away.
Get it?
The party that wants to Pol Pot the country (kill half) didn't loose shit and are still planning.
Oh, I got one -
45% voted knowing that the opposition are Nazis and to put them in 'camps'.
55% won and think the 45% went away.
Get it?
The party that wants to Pol Pot the country (kill half) didn't loose shit and are still planning.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 07, 2024 01:38 PM (/lPRQ)
113
Incidentally, you want to know where the actual sexist voters are?
The 20 million extra never-before-seen voters who totally and legitimately turned out for Creepy Joe in 2020, but somehow failed to materialize for both Shrillary and Kamalamadingdong. Those are the sexist voters, and I absolutely encourage anyone in power to investigate the shit out of them.
The 20 million extra never-before-seen voters who totally and legitimately turned out for Creepy Joe in 2020, but somehow failed to materialize for both Shrillary and Kamalamadingdong. Those are the sexist voters, and I absolutely encourage anyone in power to investigate the shit out of them.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 07, 2024 01:38 PM (YrTFn)
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2024 01:38 PM (V13WU)
115
Question: What do a hippopotamus and a rhinoceros have in common?
Answer: Neither one plays tennis very well.
[loud guffaws]
Answer: Neither one plays tennis very well.
[loud guffaws]
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 07, 2024 01:38 PM (i5Vkf)
116
Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes
Robert De Niro gets the news that Donald Trump is the 47th President of the United States 🤣🤣
https://tinyurl.com/3h6f25dn
17 seconds
Robert De Niro gets the news that Donald Trump is the 47th President of the United States 🤣🤣
https://tinyurl.com/3h6f25dn
17 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 07, 2024 01:38 PM (hovnC)
117
Rumor has it that Kimmel was crying. On camera! Prissy bitch.
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2024 01:37 PM (V13WU)
I posted it in the MR
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2024 01:37 PM (V13WU)
I posted it in the MR
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 07, 2024 01:38 PM (CIS44)
118
McCormick looking pretty good in PA. 27k lead, and Philly already in, for all practical purposes.
If he hangs on & beats Casey, that will give the GOP a 53-47 majority.
Bad news for Murkowski. She won't be able to single-handedly decide every close vote in the Senate.
If he hangs on & beats Casey, that will give the GOP a 53-47 majority.
Bad news for Murkowski. She won't be able to single-handedly decide every close vote in the Senate.
Posted by: mnw at November 07, 2024 01:38 PM (NLIak)
119
Tina talked about her boyfriend plowing her, as her White Dude for Harris husband watched.
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 07, 2024 01:38 PM (74LgV)
120
107 Rumor has it that Kimmel was crying. On camera! Prissy bitch.
Posted by: runner
=======
If he went to one of Diddy's parties or Pedo Island, he is probably afraid of a knock on the door.
A weak and nasty vicious piece of work.
Posted by: runner
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If he went to one of Diddy's parties or Pedo Island, he is probably afraid of a knock on the door.
A weak and nasty vicious piece of work.
Posted by: whig at November 07, 2024 01:39 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 01:39 PM (v6JzV)
122
Plus this computer is a nightmare, it's my old one, and it overheats and is slow as the Dickens.
I cried because I had a slow laptop until I met a man who's been posting the MR from his phone for weeks.
I cried because I had a slow laptop until I met a man who's been posting the MR from his phone for weeks.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 07, 2024 01:39 PM (ExV1e)
123
96 I found it:
https://youtu.be/tbES3Rbs9Wk
Posted by: Caiwyn
Good grief. It's a demonic chorus that smells like cheap wine and parental rejection.
https://youtu.be/tbES3Rbs9Wk
Posted by: Caiwyn
Good grief. It's a demonic chorus that smells like cheap wine and parental rejection.
Posted by: NR Pax at November 07, 2024 01:39 PM (lXoJ5)
124
Two Disinformation Experts in one post??
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 07, 2024 01:39 PM (RIvkX)
125
Everyone has heard of "mansplaining" but let's consider a new concept: "Shelaborating"
It when you ask a woman a simple question and it takes her half an hour to give you full character backgrounds and history before she gets to the answer.
"Do you like apples?"
"I mean, Stella likes apples and she's such a bitch, this one time at work I was totally waiting for the microwave and I only had ten minutes for a break and I needed to use the microwave when its clean because Tony is always warming up this nasty Vietnamese food that smells like rotten fish and it ruins the taste of my food, so I gotta get in there first but NOOO Stella has to be in there taking up Microwave time and..."
It when you ask a woman a simple question and it takes her half an hour to give you full character backgrounds and history before she gets to the answer.
"Do you like apples?"
"I mean, Stella likes apples and she's such a bitch, this one time at work I was totally waiting for the microwave and I only had ten minutes for a break and I needed to use the microwave when its clean because Tony is always warming up this nasty Vietnamese food that smells like rotten fish and it ruins the taste of my food, so I gotta get in there first but NOOO Stella has to be in there taking up Microwave time and..."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 01:39 PM (Hh1ER)
126
Russia said they are ready to work with Trump
China said they look forward to Trump’s leadership.
Hamas has said they want a ceasefire.
Make America Great Again.
China said they look forward to Trump’s leadership.
Hamas has said they want a ceasefire.
Make America Great Again.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2024 01:40 PM (AW6h8)
127
The 20 million extra never-before-seen voters who totally and legitimately turned out for Creepy Joe in 2020, but somehow failed to materialize for both Shrillary and Kamalamadingdong. Those are the sexist voters, and I absolutely encourage anyone in power to investigate the shit out of them.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler
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Go after those sexist and racist ballots and burn them in a pyre.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler
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Go after those sexist and racist ballots and burn them in a pyre.
Posted by: whig at November 07, 2024 01:40 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 07, 2024 01:40 PM (Hkcdp)
129
>If you want unhinged, Christina Applegate on X is a looney tunes meltdown.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2024 01:33 PM (4T3aT)
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that was hilarious
someone posted on her timeline how women could not be trusted for one week every month, and thus should never be President
Applegate went ballistic
but healthwise yes, she has had a very rough go of it
double mastectomy, MS
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2024 01:33 PM (4T3aT)
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that was hilarious
someone posted on her timeline how women could not be trusted for one week every month, and thus should never be President
Applegate went ballistic
but healthwise yes, she has had a very rough go of it
double mastectomy, MS
Posted by: Don Black at November 07, 2024 01:40 PM (/7KEl)
130
Knock knock
Who's there?
*silence*
*opens door, peeks out*
Hi I'm with the DNC and hope you will vote Kamala for president because she is a woman of color who cares about your abortions and wants your new neighbors to feel welcome...
*SLAM*
Who's there?
*silence*
*opens door, peeks out*
Hi I'm with the DNC and hope you will vote Kamala for president because she is a woman of color who cares about your abortions and wants your new neighbors to feel welcome...
*SLAM*
Posted by: wth at November 07, 2024 01:40 PM (v0R5T)
131
Two blondes are walking down the street when they spot a small mirror. One of them picks it up, looks at it, and says, "she looks familiar." The other one takes it, looks at it, and says, "you idiot, that's me!"
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 07, 2024 01:37 PM (DRSnL)
"What's he doin?"
"He's gunna focus."
"BOTH us?!?"
Two blondes are walking down the street when they spot a small mirror. One of them picks it up, looks at it, and says, "she looks familiar." The other one takes it, looks at it, and says, "you idiot, that's me!"
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 07, 2024 01:37 PM (DRSnL)
"What's he doin?"
"He's gunna focus."
"BOTH us?!?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 07, 2024 01:40 PM (+sD5M)
132
Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
MELTDOWN MANIA: Liberal chick shaves her head in protest of 'women and minorities' who voted for Trump.
https://tinyurl.com/y6tw2w48
3:20 minutes
MELTDOWN MANIA: Liberal chick shaves her head in protest of 'women and minorities' who voted for Trump.
https://tinyurl.com/y6tw2w48
3:20 minutes
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 07, 2024 01:40 PM (hovnC)
133
A new inmate arrived at the Gulag and was sent to work.
Upon his arrival, the supervisor asked. "What are you here for, and how long?"
"Ten years! For nothing!", he replies.
The supervisor snarls. "Don't lie! Everybody knows that for nothing is only five years!"
Upon his arrival, the supervisor asked. "What are you here for, and how long?"
"Ten years! For nothing!", he replies.
The supervisor snarls. "Don't lie! Everybody knows that for nothing is only five years!"
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 07, 2024 01:40 PM (gJKGU)
134
The Jimmy Kimmel video is hilarious. What a fag.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2024 01:40 PM (AW6h8)
135
guy in the video, looks like Jon Favreau
Posted by: Don Black at November 07, 2024 01:40 PM (/7KEl)
136
2 I'm ready for my pardon, President Biden.
Don't make me release the Joy Behar/Whoopi Goldberg video!
Posted by: P Diddy at November 07, 2024 01:23 PM (i9bqJ)
I'm starting a diet. Whenever I start to feel hungry, I'll imagine what's on that tape...
Don't make me release the Joy Behar/Whoopi Goldberg video!
Posted by: P Diddy at November 07, 2024 01:23 PM (i9bqJ)
I'm starting a diet. Whenever I start to feel hungry, I'll imagine what's on that tape...
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at November 07, 2024 01:40 PM (E+hz1)
137
Do those legs go all the way up?
Posted by: Just the punchline at November 07, 2024 01:40 PM (DobEs)
138
When China says they want to work with you...watch your back.
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2024 01:41 PM (V13WU)
139
Omg, “shelaborating” is good!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 07, 2024 01:41 PM (Hkcdp)
140
I had the privilege of knowing, before anyone else did, that Trump had won. And I found this out without watching TV or looking at the Internet. Seriously. How?
Well, my next door neighbor is aBIG-time Dem fundraiser and "progressive acitvist," hostiing fundraising events at her house, going door-to-door with flyers and announcements, posting Dem campaign signs everywhere, and often hosting election-night watch-parties.
So I was expecting the usual festivities over there on Tuesday night (they had a big cheering party in 2020). So, at around 8:10pm (Pacific Time) by chance I looked out the window to see the she and her husband were turning out the lights all over the house. 15 minutes later, I went outside and saw that their house was totally dark, and dead silent, yet bith their cars were still in the driveway.
At that moment I knew that Trump had won. She undoubtedly has a pipeline to sme behind-the-scenes numbers coming from the Dem establishment, and they knew it was over.
I imagined them in side, alone on the couch, staring on the ceiling, sobbing. And my heart sang.
By 8:30pm I knew we had won. Didn't realize that everyone else didn't know until 6 hours later
Well, my next door neighbor is aBIG-time Dem fundraiser and "progressive acitvist," hostiing fundraising events at her house, going door-to-door with flyers and announcements, posting Dem campaign signs everywhere, and often hosting election-night watch-parties.
So I was expecting the usual festivities over there on Tuesday night (they had a big cheering party in 2020). So, at around 8:10pm (Pacific Time) by chance I looked out the window to see the she and her husband were turning out the lights all over the house. 15 minutes later, I went outside and saw that their house was totally dark, and dead silent, yet bith their cars were still in the driveway.
At that moment I knew that Trump had won. She undoubtedly has a pipeline to sme behind-the-scenes numbers coming from the Dem establishment, and they knew it was over.
I imagined them in side, alone on the couch, staring on the ceiling, sobbing. And my heart sang.
By 8:30pm I knew we had won. Didn't realize that everyone else didn't know until 6 hours later
Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2024 01:41 PM (pMi6S)
141
40 Rhesus monkeys "escaped" from a bio-research lab in South Carolina.
http://tiny.cc/nw5uzz
Posted by: bonhomme at November 07, 2024 01:31 PM (Odg76)
I've seen this movie before....
It didn't end well.
http://tiny.cc/nw5uzz
Posted by: bonhomme at November 07, 2024 01:31 PM (Odg76)
I've seen this movie before....
It didn't end well.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at November 07, 2024 01:41 PM (SRRAx)
142
For some reason, you can't give away a Hunter Biden Original watercolor painting in China.
Damn it what am I going to do with all these Hunter Biden NFTs??
Damn it what am I going to do with all these Hunter Biden NFTs??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 01:41 PM (Hh1ER)
143
Last time China wanted to work with us we got Covid.
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2024 01:41 PM (V13WU)
144
82 Humor? What's that?
This is serious business.
*fart noise in background*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work
Now I am giggling while my child tries to engage in her virtual class. I am going to be asked why, and I insist on some manners and decorum around this joint, so maybe I should just go on a coffee run. 🤣😂
This is serious business.
*fart noise in background*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work
Now I am giggling while my child tries to engage in her virtual class. I am going to be asked why, and I insist on some manners and decorum around this joint, so maybe I should just go on a coffee run. 🤣😂
Posted by: Piper at November 07, 2024 01:41 PM (pZEOD)
145
A husband and wife were driving on the highway. As they approached Natchitoches, they got into a big argument about how the city's name was pronounced. They stopped at a fast food place to get something to eat and the husband asked the blonde behind the counter, "Would you please, slowly and clearly, pronounce the name of the place we're in?" The blonde leaned forward and said, "Burrrr Gerrrr Kiiiiing."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 07, 2024 01:41 PM (U1w17)
146
Russia said they are ready to work with Trump
China said they look forward to Trump’s leadership.
Hamas has said they want a ceasefire.
Make America Great Again.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2024 01:40 PM (AW6h8 )
Save the muthaf*ckin WORLD.
China said they look forward to Trump’s leadership.
Hamas has said they want a ceasefire.
Make America Great Again.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2024 01:40 PM (AW6h8 )
Save the muthaf*ckin WORLD.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 07, 2024 01:41 PM (+sD5M)
147
>>.93 Wait, I thought Lola in the song WAS a cross dresser?
well i've searched and it seems she's just a stacked RUSSIAN woman, almost certainly a RUSSIAN HONEYTRAP AGENT
well i've searched and it seems she's just a stacked RUSSIAN woman, almost certainly a RUSSIAN HONEYTRAP AGENT
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2024 01:42 PM (KRtlO)
148
I'm ready to be sick of all the winning.
Posted by: Been awhile at November 07, 2024 01:42 PM (DobEs)
149
“ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 07, 2024 01:41 PM (+sD5M)”
Hope all Is going well. Still praying here.
Hope all Is going well. Still praying here.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2024 01:42 PM (AW6h8)
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2024 01:42 PM (KRtlO)
151
Poor rhesus monkeys.
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2024 01:43 PM (V13WU)
152
>Russia said they are ready to work with Trump
China said they look forward to Trump’s leadership.
Hamas has said they want a ceasefire.
----
🎵 What a difference, a day makes
twenty-four, little hours 🎶
China said they look forward to Trump’s leadership.
Hamas has said they want a ceasefire.
----
🎵 What a difference, a day makes
twenty-four, little hours 🎶
Posted by: Don Black at November 07, 2024 01:43 PM (/7KEl)
153
Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
They’re resorting to biting and barking now over Trump’s win
https://tinyurl.com/3yhtctzt
Posted by: redridinghood at November 07, 2024 01:31 PM (NpAcC)
Sees three guys. Says "I want to eat them right now." I'm thinking she did learn something from Kamala.
@libsoftiktok
They’re resorting to biting and barking now over Trump’s win
https://tinyurl.com/3yhtctzt
Posted by: redridinghood at November 07, 2024 01:31 PM (NpAcC)
Sees three guys. Says "I want to eat them right now." I'm thinking she did learn something from Kamala.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 07, 2024 01:43 PM (ExV1e)
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99 For some reason, you can't give away a Hunter Biden Original watercolor painting in China. The price has gone from $2,000,000 to nothing and no one seems to know why.
Posted by: Business Week at November 07, 2024 01:37 PM (/Zc2s)
Actually might be a good investment... you know how much a painting from Hitler is worth?
Posted by: Business Week at November 07, 2024 01:37 PM (/Zc2s)
Actually might be a good investment... you know how much a painting from Hitler is worth?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 07, 2024 01:43 PM (QAkQ3)
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Bingo. This entire nation is full of women ACHING to get 50-Shaded by a rich, fit, Chad.
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I read recently that it's the second best selling book after the Bible.
A rape fantasy. Right behind the Bible.
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I read recently that it's the second best selling book after the Bible.
A rape fantasy. Right behind the Bible.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Where did the 13M 2020 voters go? at November 07, 2024 01:43 PM (9XWe0)
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Everyone has heard of "mansplaining" but let's consider a new concept: "Shelaborating"
It when you ask a woman a simple question and it takes her half an hour to give you full character backgrounds and history before she gets to the answer.
I'm a guy, but I've been known to do that at times. One woman I knew (a sergeant in the Marines) once said to me "Somebody asks you what time it is, and you tell them how to build a watch."
It when you ask a woman a simple question and it takes her half an hour to give you full character backgrounds and history before she gets to the answer.
I'm a guy, but I've been known to do that at times. One woman I knew (a sergeant in the Marines) once said to me "Somebody asks you what time it is, and you tell them how to build a watch."
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 01:43 PM (v6JzV)
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It when you ask a woman a simple question and it takes her half an hour to give you full character backgrounds and history before she gets to the answer.
"Do you like apples?"
"I mean, Stella likes apples and she's such a bitch, this one time at work I was totally waiting for the microwave and I only had ten minutes for a break and I needed to use the microwave when its clean because Tony is always warming up this nasty Vietnamese food that smells like rotten fish and it ruins the taste of my food, so I gotta get in there first but NOOO Stella has to be in there taking up Microwave time and..."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Just cut in after a minute or so...
"That's a No."
"Do you like apples?"
"I mean, Stella likes apples and she's such a bitch, this one time at work I was totally waiting for the microwave and I only had ten minutes for a break and I needed to use the microwave when its clean because Tony is always warming up this nasty Vietnamese food that smells like rotten fish and it ruins the taste of my food, so I gotta get in there first but NOOO Stella has to be in there taking up Microwave time and..."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Just cut in after a minute or so...
"That's a No."
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 07, 2024 01:43 PM (/lPRQ)
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>>>It Begins: Biden Advisors Tell the Press That the Defeat Was Caused by "Obama Advisors" Who Pushed Biden Out and Then Began Running "Outdated Obama-Era Playbooks"
Delicious recriminations. Shit Midas screwed the pooch.
Delicious recriminations. Shit Midas screwed the pooch.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 07, 2024 01:44 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 07, 2024 01:44 PM (mfUOU)
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I imagined them in side, alone on the couch, staring on the ceiling, sobbing. And my heart sang.
By 8:30pm I knew we had won. Didn't realize that everyone else didn't know until 6 hours later
Posted by: zombie
Too bad you didn't have any fireworks to light off.
Nice to see you around.
By 8:30pm I knew we had won. Didn't realize that everyone else didn't know until 6 hours later
Posted by: zombie
Too bad you didn't have any fireworks to light off.
Nice to see you around.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 07, 2024 01:44 PM (pADcG)
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Russia said they are ready to work with Trump
China said they look forward to Trump’s leadership.
Hamas has said they want a ceasefire.
Ok.
Ok.
Nuke.
China said they look forward to Trump’s leadership.
Hamas has said they want a ceasefire.
Ok.
Ok.
Nuke.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 07, 2024 01:44 PM (U3U8G)
Posted by: *that* kid at November 07, 2024 01:44 PM (gKWVE)
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Save the muthaf*ckin WORLD.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 07, 2024 01:41 PM (+sD5M)
Even the fucking Taliban is making pleasant noises apparently
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 07, 2024 01:41 PM (+sD5M)
Even the fucking Taliban is making pleasant noises apparently
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2024 01:44 PM (VoAdT)
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148 I'm ready to be sick of all the winning.
Posted by: Been awhile at November 07, 2024 01:42 PM (DobEs)
I'd like to win some more Senate and House seats ... yeah, I'm greedy
Posted by: Been awhile at November 07, 2024 01:42 PM (DobEs)
I'd like to win some more Senate and House seats ... yeah, I'm greedy
Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2024 01:44 PM (IyPmt)
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Wasn't some has-been rock star supposed to drive off the road into a canyon if Trump won?
What's he waiting for, a good deal on PPV?
Let's get this show off the road.
What's he waiting for, a good deal on PPV?
Let's get this show off the road.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 07, 2024 01:45 PM (FCbAQ)
166
Soviet citizens were experts at reading between the lines.
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2024 01:32 PM (V13WU)
They spent so much time standing in them, it was the only chance they got to read.
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2024 01:32 PM (V13WU)
They spent so much time standing in them, it was the only chance they got to read.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 07, 2024 01:45 PM (ExV1e)
167
"she looks familiar." The other one takes it, looks at it, and says, "you idiot, that's me!"
That's a good one
I don't have a lot of jokes, if there's any humor in me its more dry and situational.
That's a good one
I don't have a lot of jokes, if there's any humor in me its more dry and situational.Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 01:45 PM (Hh1ER)
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was it a squeaker? Squeakers are funny.
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2024 01:42 PM (KRtlO)
They can tickle.
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2024 01:42 PM (KRtlO)
They can tickle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 07, 2024 01:45 PM (mfUOU)
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So, there's this mainspring, see...
Posted by: Cliff Clavin at November 07, 2024 01:45 PM (DobEs)
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I stayed up in the UK to watch the result and my sleeping is all out of whack after trying to wait up for the Wisconsin result.
I'm so happy. Best possible result for the whole world.
Hopefully Trump will publicly oppose Starmer trying to give away the Chagos islands.
That's massively important for all of us.
I'm so happy. Best possible result for the whole world.
Hopefully Trump will publicly oppose Starmer trying to give away the Chagos islands.
That's massively important for all of us.
Posted by: stv at November 07, 2024 01:45 PM (R9gNI)
171
I saw this meme about mansplaining.
My wife does not understand what mansplaining is and now I don't know what to do.
My wife does not understand what mansplaining is and now I don't know what to do.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 07, 2024 01:45 PM (jyAD3)
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40 Keith Olbermann has not committed suicide yet. Sad!
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 07, 2024 01:28 PM (7PziG)
I am still disappointed there hasn't been an R. Budd Dwyer moment yet.......
There's your slogan, Budd Dwyer, the last Democrat with a conscience
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 07, 2024 01:28 PM (7PziG)
I am still disappointed there hasn't been an R. Budd Dwyer moment yet.......
There's your slogan, Budd Dwyer, the last Democrat with a conscience
Posted by: Bensdad00 at November 07, 2024 01:45 PM (ZwieU)
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I walked into a Dunkin Donuts notorious for hiring illegals. It was like a funeral. I started humming YMCA. Lol
Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2024 01:45 PM (AW6h8)
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A rape fantasy. Right behind the Bible.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Where did the 13M 2020 voters go? at November 07, 2024 01:43 PM (9XWe0)
Weeelll...
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Where did the 13M 2020 voters go? at November 07, 2024 01:43 PM (9XWe0)
Weeelll...
Posted by: Judges 19 at November 07, 2024 01:45 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 07, 2024 01:45 PM (FCbAQ)
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Hamas can release all the hostages first.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 07, 2024 01:45 PM (Hkcdp)
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By 8:30pm I knew we had won. Didn't realize that everyone else didn't know until 6 hours later
Posted by: zombie
I had a pretty good idea a little after that - I was doing legislative history research into a 1953 amendment to the CA Code of Civil Procedure and perusing the online scanned database. I noticed my very blue neighborhood was eerily quiet. Like, fugue-state quiet. That's interesting....
Posted by: zombie
I had a pretty good idea a little after that - I was doing legislative history research into a 1953 amendment to the CA Code of Civil Procedure and perusing the online scanned database. I noticed my very blue neighborhood was eerily quiet. Like, fugue-state quiet. That's interesting....
Posted by: SFGoth at November 07, 2024 01:45 PM (KAi1n)
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Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 01:45 PM (Hh1ER)
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Good to see you, brother.
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Good to see you, brother.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Where did the 13M 2020 voters go? at November 07, 2024 01:46 PM (9XWe0)
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was it a squeaker? Squeakers are funny.
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2024 01:42 PM (KRtlO)
They can tickle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 07, 2024 01:45 PM (mfUOU)
A flutterer?
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2024 01:42 PM (KRtlO)
They can tickle.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 07, 2024 01:45 PM (mfUOU)
A flutterer?
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 07, 2024 01:46 PM (CIS44)
180
Normie : share your group chats.
Every Karen: we're not running for president.
Normie : let she without sin . Oh yeah, thank God
Every Karen: we're not running for president.
Normie : let she without sin . Oh yeah, thank God
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 07, 2024 01:46 PM (aRslG)
181
14 Plouffe just deleted his x account.
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seriously??
hahahah !
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2024 01:38 PM (V13WU)
Elon didn't even notice
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seriously??
hahahah !
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2024 01:38 PM (V13WU)
Elon didn't even notice
Posted by: President Richard Punch at November 07, 2024 01:46 PM (9uZPg)
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A rape fantasy. Right behind the Bible.
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Weeelll...
Posted by: Judges 19
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Sure, but women actually read the 50 Shades one.
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Weeelll...
Posted by: Judges 19
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Sure, but women actually read the 50 Shades one.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Where did the 13M 2020 voters go? at November 07, 2024 01:46 PM (9XWe0)
Posted by: Blondette at November 07, 2024 01:47 PM (DobEs)
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MELTDOWN MANIA: Liberal chick shaves her head in protest of 'women and minorities' who voted for Trump.
And because of all those migrated crab-lice but mostly the lice.
And because of all those migrated crab-lice but mostly the lice.
Posted by: Judges 19 at November 07, 2024 01:47 PM (gKWVE)
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There ARE an amazing amount of busty and/or leggy women playing piano on ewetub.
I approve.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 07, 2024 01:44 PM (mfUOU)
Piano, guitar, drums ... they know what gets the views.
I approve.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 07, 2024 01:44 PM (mfUOU)
Piano, guitar, drums ... they know what gets the views.
Posted by: spindrift at November 07, 2024 01:47 PM (OguvZ)
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66 I thought Paul Hewson aka Bono, was going to you know make that transition into the netherworld with Trump's election? Chicken shit.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at November 07, 2024 01:32 PM (TN5A0)
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If one could get them to all commit sudoku at the same time, you'd make a fortune on Pay-Per-View.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at November 07, 2024 01:32 PM (TN5A0)
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If one could get them to all commit sudoku at the same time, you'd make a fortune on Pay-Per-View.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 07, 2024 01:47 PM (QdGJh)
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someone posted on her timeline how women could not be trusted for one week every month, and thus should never be President
Applegate went ballistic
LOL I had a woman go insanely furious at me on Facebook. She was super nice and friendly and even a bit uncomfortably affectionate but I mentioned that maybe business owners might be hesitant to hire a woman because when they get pregnant its expensive as hell for them and they lose that worker for months and maybe have to train someone new to replace her when she decides to just stay home.
She went insane, blocked me after multiple posts filled with foam-speckled profanity and hateful wishes for me to die in various crazed manners
Applegate went ballistic
LOL I had a woman go insanely furious at me on Facebook. She was super nice and friendly and even a bit uncomfortably affectionate but I mentioned that maybe business owners might be hesitant to hire a woman because when they get pregnant its expensive as hell for them and they lose that worker for months and maybe have to train someone new to replace her when she decides to just stay home.
She went insane, blocked me after multiple posts filled with foam-speckled profanity and hateful wishes for me to die in various crazed manners
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 01:47 PM (Hh1ER)
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105 Amazing Joe's pedophilia and Kamala's mattress are somehow overlooked because PDT said, "Pussy."
Posted by: blake
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I think, contrary to say 1960 about JFK's insatiable bed hopping, that the right is far better informed nowadays due to mass media dying than we were back then. It was all whispers and rumors of a guy that knew a guy that was connected to politics sort of thing back then.
There is a reason that every totalitarian government and even mildly authoritarian ones seize communications in a society as a first step.
Posted by: blake
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I think, contrary to say 1960 about JFK's insatiable bed hopping, that the right is far better informed nowadays due to mass media dying than we were back then. It was all whispers and rumors of a guy that knew a guy that was connected to politics sort of thing back then.
There is a reason that every totalitarian government and even mildly authoritarian ones seize communications in a society as a first step.
Posted by: whig at November 07, 2024 01:47 PM (ctrM5)
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It when you ask a woman a simple question and it takes her half an hour to give you full character backgrounds and history before she gets to the answer.
I'm a guy, but I've been known to do that at times. One woman I knew (a sergeant in the Marines) once said to me "Somebody asks you what time it is, and you tell them how to build a watch."
Posted by: Bulg
Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day.
Teach him to fish, you feed him for life.
Conversely, I can tell you what time it is, but if I teach you how to build a watch, you'll never bother me again.
I'm a guy, but I've been known to do that at times. One woman I knew (a sergeant in the Marines) once said to me "Somebody asks you what time it is, and you tell them how to build a watch."
Posted by: Bulg
Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day.
Teach him to fish, you feed him for life.
Conversely, I can tell you what time it is, but if I teach you how to build a watch, you'll never bother me again.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 07, 2024 01:47 PM (U3U8G)
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>>>Everyone has heard of "mansplaining" but let's consider a new concept: "Shelaborating"
It when you ask a woman a simple question and it takes her half an hour to give you full character backgrounds and history before she gets to the answer.
I mean, yeah. I feel bad but i can't help but showing frustration and saying "Get to the point." There's an insistence on giving you the full backstory for any random fact so you can have the Complete Emotional Context for the Journey they're taking you on.
It when you ask a woman a simple question and it takes her half an hour to give you full character backgrounds and history before she gets to the answer.
I mean, yeah. I feel bad but i can't help but showing frustration and saying "Get to the point." There's an insistence on giving you the full backstory for any random fact so you can have the Complete Emotional Context for the Journey they're taking you on.
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2024 01:47 PM (KRtlO)
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By 8:30pm I knew we had won. Didn't realize that everyone else didn't know until 6 hours later
Posted by: zombie
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zombie, is that really you????
Posted by: zombie
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zombie, is that really you????
Posted by: lin-duh of the garbage clan at November 07, 2024 01:47 PM (7C6U9)
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Plouffe just deleted his x account.
==
seriously??
hahahah !
Posted by: runner
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JackStraw posted earlier that the CEO of Moderna - the man who acknowledged their company's patented genetic sequence in the virus - stepped down immediately after Trump won.
==
seriously??
hahahah !
Posted by: runner
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JackStraw posted earlier that the CEO of Moderna - the man who acknowledged their company's patented genetic sequence in the virus - stepped down immediately after Trump won.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Where did the 13M 2020 voters go? at November 07, 2024 01:48 PM (9XWe0)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2024 01:48 PM (IyPmt)
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The NRA sent us a calendar for 2025. It has pictures of wild animals. Beautiful, majestic, wild animals.
The irony here is razor sharp.
The irony here is razor sharp.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 07, 2024 01:48 PM (4XwPj)
195
If 40 Rhesus monkeys on 40 Dominion voting machines voted an infinite amount of time...
Posted by: Happy Birthday to this Future President! at November 07, 2024 01:48 PM (i9bqJ)
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That's a good one I don't have a lot of jokes, if there's any humor in me its more dry and situational.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 01:45 PM (Hh1ER)
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That's the one and only blonde joke I know.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 01:45 PM (Hh1ER)
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That's the one and only blonde joke I know.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 07, 2024 01:48 PM (DRSnL)
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34 Nominate better women, eh?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 07, 2024 01:28 PM (Hkcdp)
*cackles*
*steals more aid money*
Posted by: Lizzy at November 07, 2024 01:28 PM (Hkcdp)
*cackles*
*steals more aid money*
Posted by: Hillary! at November 07, 2024 01:48 PM (gKWVE)
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I read about an expat in Mexico that helps people leave the country and give up their citizenship. I suppose they apply for citizenship of the country they are going to. Most are looking at Portugal. People in Portugal are saying stay home, it's a shit hole here. Very pretty but a real dump. I want them all to go then try to get back. The border will be closed and they will have a tough time getting their citizenship back.
Posted by: Megthered at November 07, 2024 01:48 PM (mAWUX)
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179 was it a squeaker? Squeakers are funny.
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2024 01:42 PM (KRtlO)
Speaking of squeakers, have we heard from Chelsea handler yet?
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2024 01:42 PM (KRtlO)
Speaking of squeakers, have we heard from Chelsea handler yet?
Posted by: President Richard Punch at November 07, 2024 01:48 PM (9uZPg)
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There ARE an amazing amount of busty and/or leggy women playing piano on ewetub
Gamazda
Posted by: Blondette
Solomia Maievska and her guitar.
Gamazda
Posted by: Blondette
Solomia Maievska and her guitar.
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 01:48 PM (v6JzV)
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>Budd Dwyer, the last Democrat with a conscience
-except for right at the end, when some of it came out
-except for right at the end, when some of it came out
Posted by: Don Black at November 07, 2024 01:48 PM (/7KEl)
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Here it is!
Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 @saras76 4h
Jimmy Kimmels tears bring me such joy 😊
https://tinyurl.com/2vhmwj7w
44 seconds; and enough seals clapping to make it as a Café link!
Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 @saras76 4h
Jimmy Kimmels tears bring me such joy 😊
https://tinyurl.com/2vhmwj7w
44 seconds; and enough seals clapping to make it as a Café link!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 07, 2024 01:48 PM (hovnC)
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Here's what passes for humor with me these days. This is a graph showing political ad spending in the battleground states. Not only did Trump win every single one of these states. He did so while spending a tiny fraction of the money Harris spent for political ads. Insult to injury...in a big way. Also, "smarter" not "harder." :
https://tinyurl.com/3cfe5m3y
https://tinyurl.com/3cfe5m3y
Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2024 01:48 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 07, 2024 01:48 PM (mfUOU)
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If one could get them to all commit sudoku at the same time, you'd make a fortune on Pay-Per-View.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 07, 2024 01:47 PM (QdGJh)
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I don't think they're good with numbers.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 07, 2024 01:47 PM (QdGJh)
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I don't think they're good with numbers.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 07, 2024 01:48 PM (U1w17)
206
Stifle, Edith!
Posted by: Archie at November 07, 2024 01:49 PM (DobEs)
207
Iran released the Embassy hostages the day Reagan was inaugurated.
I think the Iranians are capable of discerning a change in our doctrine and posture in the AO.
I think the Iranians are capable of discerning a change in our doctrine and posture in the AO.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 07, 2024 01:49 PM (RIvkX)
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Piano, guitar, drums ... they know what gets the views.
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Pretending to be making sandwiches, holding tools while standing near cars, pretending to be carpenters...
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Pretending to be making sandwiches, holding tools while standing near cars, pretending to be carpenters...
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Where did the 13M 2020 voters go? at November 07, 2024 01:49 PM (9XWe0)
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125 Everyone has heard of "mansplaining" but let's consider a new concept: "Shelaborating"
It when you ask a woman a simple question and it takes her half an hour to give you full character backgrounds and history before she gets to the answer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 01:39 PM (Hh1ER)
People like that would not do well in a deposition. Answer the question asked as concisely as possible, do not elaborate, do not volunteer information.
It when you ask a woman a simple question and it takes her half an hour to give you full character backgrounds and history before she gets to the answer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 01:39 PM (Hh1ER)
People like that would not do well in a deposition. Answer the question asked as concisely as possible, do not elaborate, do not volunteer information.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 07, 2024 01:49 PM (LJKij)
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That's the one and only blonde joke I know.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 07, 2024 01:48 PM (DRSnL)
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 07, 2024 01:48 PM (DRSnL)
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 07, 2024 01:49 PM (CIS44)
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I cannot take credit for Shelaborating, saw it on some youtube short.
Good to see you, brother.
You too, Robbie!
Good to see you, brother.
You too, Robbie!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 01:50 PM (Hh1ER)
212
Wait, I thought Lola in the song WAS a cross dresser?
well i've searched and it seems she's just a stacked RUSSIAN woman, almost certainly a RUSSIAN HONEYTRAP AGENT
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2024 01:42 PM (KRtlO)
Are we talking about Lola the showgirl, or Lola that rhymes with Cola?
well i've searched and it seems she's just a stacked RUSSIAN woman, almost certainly a RUSSIAN HONEYTRAP AGENT
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2024 01:42 PM (KRtlO)
Are we talking about Lola the showgirl, or Lola that rhymes with Cola?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 07, 2024 01:50 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: Emmie at November 07, 2024 01:50 PM (Sf2cq)
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I don't get the video. Is "show me your group chats "supposed to be that woman can be as raunchy talking as men? Of course they can Trump was in a private conversation with a friend explaining what some women will let you do if you're rich. What's the big deal?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2024 01:50 PM (H3hH4)
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zombie, is that really you????
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I hope she's not zombie zombie then I'd be crying all day despite this week's happy news.
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I hope she's not zombie zombie then I'd be crying all day despite this week's happy news.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 07, 2024 01:50 PM (hovnC)
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I don't think they're good with numbers.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 07, 2024 01:48 PM (U1w17)
Start them off at 86. They'll be fine.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 07, 2024 01:48 PM (U1w17)
Start them off at 86. They'll be fine.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2024 01:50 PM (VoAdT)
217
Speaking of Murkowski and horror movies (I repeat myself, I know):
In AK, the "Ranked Choice Voting Repeal Amendment" is ahead by 4500 votes, but only 69% of the vote has been tabulated as of this hour.
I've hated that gd thing so bad for so long! It has ONE purpose only-- to give DEMs a second bite at the apple in deep red states.
Also, it looks as if Peltola (D-AK; inc) is finally going to lose to Begich. Fingers crossed.
In AK, the "Ranked Choice Voting Repeal Amendment" is ahead by 4500 votes, but only 69% of the vote has been tabulated as of this hour.
I've hated that gd thing so bad for so long! It has ONE purpose only-- to give DEMs a second bite at the apple in deep red states.
Also, it looks as if Peltola (D-AK; inc) is finally going to lose to Begich. Fingers crossed.
Posted by: mnw at November 07, 2024 01:50 PM (NLIak)
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LOL I had a woman go insanely furious at me on Facebook. She was super nice and friendly and even a bit uncomfortably affectionate but I mentioned that maybe business owners might be hesitant to hire a woman because when they get pregnant its expensive as hell for them and they lose that worker for months and maybe have to train someone new to replace her when she decides to just stay home.
She went insane, blocked me after multiple posts filled with foam-speckled profanity and hateful wishes for me to die in various crazed manners
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Solipsism--what is good for her personally is good for the world.
She went insane, blocked me after multiple posts filled with foam-speckled profanity and hateful wishes for me to die in various crazed manners
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Solipsism--what is good for her personally is good for the world.
Posted by: whig at November 07, 2024 01:50 PM (ctrM5)
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I saw a great quote from George Washington today about government and free speech.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 07, 2024 01:50 PM (mfUOU)
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It when you ask a woman a simple question and it takes her half an hour to give you full character backgrounds and history before she gets to the answer.
Also a gamma-male trait. Kurt Eichenwald (before his browser tabs went sproiiing on the Internet) did this in his calamitous interview with Tucker. Wouldn't get to the point and interrupted Tucker when Tucker demanded he get to the point, blaming Tucker for not letting him filibuster his way out of it.
The only known cure is to dunk their heads in a toilet and flush, which Tucker did to him metaphorically.
Also a gamma-male trait. Kurt Eichenwald (before his browser tabs went sproiiing on the Internet) did this in his calamitous interview with Tucker. Wouldn't get to the point and interrupted Tucker when Tucker demanded he get to the point, blaming Tucker for not letting him filibuster his way out of it.
The only known cure is to dunk their heads in a toilet and flush, which Tucker did to him metaphorically.
Posted by: Hillary! at November 07, 2024 01:50 PM (gKWVE)
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>>>*fart noise in background*
Posted by: Aetius451AD
was it a squeaker? Squeakers are funny.
Posted by: ace
Sexy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
was it a squeaker? Squeakers are funny.
Posted by: ace
Sexy.
Posted by: Mayo Pete at November 07, 2024 01:51 PM (v0R5T)
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So it's a good day, enjoying the win
Yes it's a good day for drinking some gin
Yes, it's a good day
The Dems in disarray
A good day from morning 'til night.
Yes it's a good day for drinking some gin
Yes, it's a good day
The Dems in disarray
A good day from morning 'til night.
Posted by: Peggy Lee at November 07, 2024 01:51 PM (pMi6S)
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Applegate went ballistic
but healthwise yes, she has had a very rough go of it
double mastectomy, MS
Posted by: Don Black at November 07, 2024 01:40 PM (/7KEl)
I'd give her some grace, but there are plenty of women with cancer and auto-immune diseases that aren't bat-@#$% crazy. That's on her and she deserves every bit of grief for showing it.
Applegate went ballistic
but healthwise yes, she has had a very rough go of it
double mastectomy, MS
Posted by: Don Black at November 07, 2024 01:40 PM (/7KEl)
I'd give her some grace, but there are plenty of women with cancer and auto-immune diseases that aren't bat-@#$% crazy. That's on her and she deserves every bit of grief for showing it.
Posted by: Moki at November 07, 2024 01:51 PM (wLjpr)
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I mean, yeah. I feel bad but i can't help but showing frustration and saying "Get to the point." There's an insistence on giving you the full backstory for any random fact so you can have the Complete Emotional Context for the Journey they're taking you on.
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2024 01:47 PM (KRtlO)
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Women communicate emotion.
Men communicate information.
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2024 01:47 PM (KRtlO)
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Women communicate emotion.
Men communicate information.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 07, 2024 01:51 PM (RIvkX)
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"Jimmy Kimmels tears bring me such joy"
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The fact that he doesn't understand that the Biden presidency was horrible for middle class people is very telling.
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The fact that he doesn't understand that the Biden presidency was horrible for middle class people is very telling.
Posted by: Jay in PA at November 07, 2024 01:51 PM (i7Q7S)
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someone posted on her timeline how women could not be trusted for one week every month, and thus should never be President
Applegate went ballistic
LOL I had a woman go insanely furious at me on Facebook. She was super nice and friendly and even a bit uncomfortably affectionate but I mentioned that maybe business owners might be hesitant to hire a woman because when they get pregnant its expensive as hell for them and they lose that worker for months and maybe have to train someone new to replace her when she decides to just stay home.
She went insane, blocked me after multiple posts filled with foam-speckled profanity and hateful wishes for me to die in various crazed manners
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Pffft. Have female prison guards in male prisons.
1.They take a spot from a man.
2. They can't work everywhere a man can, ie., no peter patrol (showers)
3. It pretty much relegates then to gun towers.
4. They call in sick monthly like clockwork because "it's that time".
5. You are now down two. Because you didn't get the male and mow the woman is out.
Applegate went ballistic
LOL I had a woman go insanely furious at me on Facebook. She was super nice and friendly and even a bit uncomfortably affectionate but I mentioned that maybe business owners might be hesitant to hire a woman because when they get pregnant its expensive as hell for them and they lose that worker for months and maybe have to train someone new to replace her when she decides to just stay home.
She went insane, blocked me after multiple posts filled with foam-speckled profanity and hateful wishes for me to die in various crazed manners
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Pffft. Have female prison guards in male prisons.
1.They take a spot from a man.
2. They can't work everywhere a man can, ie., no peter patrol (showers)
3. It pretty much relegates then to gun towers.
4. They call in sick monthly like clockwork because "it's that time".
5. You are now down two. Because you didn't get the male and mow the woman is out.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 07, 2024 01:52 PM (U3U8G)
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158 >>>It Begins: Biden Advisors Tell the Press That the Defeat Was Caused by "Obama Advisors" Who Pushed Biden Out and Then Began Running "Outdated Obama-Era Playbooks"
Delicious recriminations. Shit Midas screwed the pooch.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 07, 2024 01:44 PM (i24o9)
Chicago Olympics two. Electric boogaloo.
Delicious recriminations. Shit Midas screwed the pooch.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 07, 2024 01:44 PM (i24o9)
Chicago Olympics two. Electric boogaloo.
Posted by: President Richard Punch at November 07, 2024 01:52 PM (9uZPg)
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Dissident Media @DissidentMedia
You guys worked hard for this. As a reward here is Liberal Tears; a 2024 Compilation.
You are welcome.
https://tinyurl.com/ykdcckzf
4:07 minutes
That second chick has serious white woman savior complex. Also, supposedly the enormously fat guy is a troll. And Brad Pitt from Fury @2:30 can't even articulate their objections.
You guys worked hard for this. As a reward here is Liberal Tears; a 2024 Compilation.
You are welcome.
https://tinyurl.com/ykdcckzf
4:07 minutes
That second chick has serious white woman savior complex. Also, supposedly the enormously fat guy is a troll. And Brad Pitt from Fury @2:30 can't even articulate their objections.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 07, 2024 01:52 PM (ExV1e)
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Some ladies from the synagogue met on a weekday for lunch. They had cocktails, an entree, dessert and coffee.
Finally the waiter approached the table and said, "Ladies, was anything alright?"
Finally the waiter approached the table and said, "Ladies, was anything alright?"
Posted by: Don Black at November 07, 2024 01:52 PM (/7KEl)
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Back after a while. Enjoy this fun.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Where did the 13M 2020 voters go? at November 07, 2024 01:52 PM (9XWe0)
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214 I don't get the video. Is "show me your group chats "supposed to be that woman can be as raunchy talking as men? Of course they can Trump was in a private conversation with a friend explaining what some women will let you do if you're rich. What's the big deal?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2024 01:50 PM (H3hH4)
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It was interesting some of the actresses who were leading the charge during the pussy hat protest are/were notorious for sleeping around Hollywood for jobs. Jane Fonda for example.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2024 01:50 PM (H3hH4)
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It was interesting some of the actresses who were leading the charge during the pussy hat protest are/were notorious for sleeping around Hollywood for jobs. Jane Fonda for example.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 07, 2024 01:52 PM (jyAD3)
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"There ARE an amazing amount of busty and/or leggy women playing piano on ewetub.
I approve.
Posted by: Aetius451AD"
I noticed that when I search for a new song I am learning. Makes very hard to focus on the learning part. Especially the ones in underwear. Weird but mesmerizing.
I approve.
Posted by: Aetius451AD"
I noticed that when I search for a new song I am learning. Makes very hard to focus on the learning part. Especially the ones in underwear. Weird but mesmerizing.
Posted by: Ripley at November 07, 2024 01:52 PM (GUOwU)
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There is a good clip of asmongold discussing the view.
I do not watch either. I hate to link it cause it's on 9gag, but here it is. (3 min.)
https://9gag.com/gag/ae9DpzW
The clip has the brown chic saying a couple time that the election loss is because of "uneducated" white women, pointing out that black women and latinax women voted for the brown retard. (Also black men and latinox men.)
It just seems so odd that they think all white women are "uneducated" but not the darker skin ones, and that explains their voting.
I do not watch either. I hate to link it cause it's on 9gag, but here it is. (3 min.)
https://9gag.com/gag/ae9DpzW
The clip has the brown chic saying a couple time that the election loss is because of "uneducated" white women, pointing out that black women and latinax women voted for the brown retard. (Also black men and latinox men.)
It just seems so odd that they think all white women are "uneducated" but not the darker skin ones, and that explains their voting.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is the end of the junta at November 07, 2024 01:52 PM (affGO)
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Dem’s trying to steal the PA senate seat. Ballots showing up from thin air, breaking for Casey.
Big surprise. Not.
Big surprise. Not.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2024 01:52 PM (l8OOG)
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I mean, yeah. I feel bad but i can't help but showing frustration and saying "Get to the point." There's an insistence on giving you the full backstory for any random fact so you can have the Complete Emotional Context for the Journey they're taking you on.
I think its kind of cute but yeah, it can get tiring. Still the ability to extemporaneously come up with this incredibly elaborate story is impressive, if incoherent.
I think its kind of cute but yeah, it can get tiring. Still the ability to extemporaneously come up with this incredibly elaborate story is impressive, if incoherent.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 01:52 PM (Hh1ER)
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Wow, wonder what would happen if Trump came out today, and said 'Anyone holding Americans hostage after next week, will immediately be considered an Enemy, as soon as I take office'.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 07, 2024 01:52 PM (QAkQ3)
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Amazingly, ranked choice voting amendment failed in Colorado. They paired it with open primaries and only ran ads about that part. They thought they could stealthily get it passed.
Phew! For now..,
Phew! For now..,
Posted by: Lizzy at November 07, 2024 01:53 PM (Hkcdp)
238
Humor Thread? DU Tuesday morning:
Dartmouth NH poll- President
Harris 62%
Trump 34%
Trump really shat the bed. I bet a lot of Red voters were crossover. NH is my early bell weather state!
Holy Crap. I was just in North Conway, NH, and everyone seemed to be pro-Kamala. If this is true, it;s gonna be a Blue goddam Tsunami.
Between this poll by Dartmouth College and the Seller Iowa poll it does seem like it might be a blowout!
As soon as I saw John Kelley's interview I had a feeling she could take 65+ males and it looks like that might be happening. If it's happening in Iowa it will def happen in bigger states
And Iowa, where Harris leads by 3. Note that these are in-state, locally conducted polls by people who are looking for what the data is telling them. They aren't trying to use the data to fit their narrative. That is amazing!
Landslide coming! Trump was up in NH against Biden. This is a massive turnaround.
If this is REMOTELY close to true (and as an atheist, I'm PRAYING to Koresh that it is), it's a full on Blue Tsunami in progress. Fucking AMAZING.
Dartmouth NH poll- President
Harris 62%
Trump 34%
Trump really shat the bed. I bet a lot of Red voters were crossover. NH is my early bell weather state!
Holy Crap. I was just in North Conway, NH, and everyone seemed to be pro-Kamala. If this is true, it;s gonna be a Blue goddam Tsunami.
Between this poll by Dartmouth College and the Seller Iowa poll it does seem like it might be a blowout!
As soon as I saw John Kelley's interview I had a feeling she could take 65+ males and it looks like that might be happening. If it's happening in Iowa it will def happen in bigger states
And Iowa, where Harris leads by 3. Note that these are in-state, locally conducted polls by people who are looking for what the data is telling them. They aren't trying to use the data to fit their narrative. That is amazing!
Landslide coming! Trump was up in NH against Biden. This is a massive turnaround.
If this is REMOTELY close to true (and as an atheist, I'm PRAYING to Koresh that it is), it's a full on Blue Tsunami in progress. Fucking AMAZING.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 07, 2024 01:53 PM (JxaW4)
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People like that would not do well in a deposition. Answer the question asked as concisely as possible, do not elaborate, do not volunteer information.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff
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Depends, sometimes filibustering works for a witness because everyone gets bored and tired of it. Seen too many attorneys get mad and try to get an answer they want out of a witness that is just not going to give it up. That wastes everyone's time.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff
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Depends, sometimes filibustering works for a witness because everyone gets bored and tired of it. Seen too many attorneys get mad and try to get an answer they want out of a witness that is just not going to give it up. That wastes everyone's time.
Posted by: whig at November 07, 2024 01:54 PM (ctrM5)
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I admit, I drive my husband crazy when shesplaining stuff. I can't help myself. But I recognize that I do it. That is a start.
Posted by: lin-duh of the garbage clan at November 07, 2024 01:54 PM (7C6U9)
241
So we need a couple of countries that might be willing to work with us. Every liberal that wants to leave is driven to Dulles where they meet with the ambassador for their country of choice.
Five minutes later, they are citizens of that nation and kicked out of ours.
Five minutes later, they are citizens of that nation and kicked out of ours.
Posted by: NR Pax at November 07, 2024 01:54 PM (lXoJ5)
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*fart noise in background*
Posted by: Aetius451AD
was it a squeaker? Squeakers are funny.
Posted by: ace
Grade school desks. Wooden seat over a square emply metal box. It can't go quietly into that good night. No. It must sound like you are dropping ball bearings on it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
was it a squeaker? Squeakers are funny.
Posted by: ace
Grade school desks. Wooden seat over a square emply metal box. It can't go quietly into that good night. No. It must sound like you are dropping ball bearings on it.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 07, 2024 01:54 PM (U3U8G)
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Okay, I'll put this again, re: the dems infighting:
Blue on blue, heartache on heartache
Blue on blue, now that they are through.
Blue on blue, heartache on heartache
Now I find I can't
Get over losing (to) you.
Blue on blue, heartache on heartache
Blue on blue, now that they are through.
Blue on blue, heartache on heartache
Now I find I can't
Get over losing (to) you.
Posted by: Bobby Vinton at November 07, 2024 01:54 PM (uqhmb)
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That's on her and she deserves every bit of grief for showing it.
Posted by: Moki at November 07, 2024 01:51 PM (wLjpr)
Yeah, illness doesn't somehow magically outweigh being a shithead. Unless it's a literal brain damage kind of situation.
You wanna be an asshole to other people? Idon't care eat bullshit you got going on, Fuck Off.
Posted by: Moki at November 07, 2024 01:51 PM (wLjpr)
Yeah, illness doesn't somehow magically outweigh being a shithead. Unless it's a literal brain damage kind of situation.
You wanna be an asshole to other people? Idon't care eat bullshit you got going on, Fuck Off.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2024 01:54 PM (VoAdT)
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Women communicate emotion.
Men communicate information.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Men can do both, actually.
"Did I tell you my girlfriend is a 17DDD? Man, do I love those things!"
Men communicate information.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Men can do both, actually.
"Did I tell you my girlfriend is a 17DDD? Man, do I love those things!"
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 01:54 PM (v6JzV)
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zombie, is that really you????
Posted by: lin-duh of the garbage clan
As far as I can tell.
Although I might have Auto-Capgras Syndrome, and have been replaced by pod-zombie.
Posted by: lin-duh of the garbage clan
As far as I can tell.
Although I might have Auto-Capgras Syndrome, and have been replaced by pod-zombie.
Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2024 01:55 PM (pMi6S)
247
This swipe to type shit is really starting to piss me off here...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2024 01:55 PM (VoAdT)
248
81 and rainy. But the end of next week is low 70s. . Fall!
Posted by: Piper at November 07, 2024 01:37 PM (pZEOD)
Fist bump.
Posted by: Piper at November 07, 2024 01:37 PM (pZEOD)
Fist bump.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 07, 2024 01:55 PM (ExV1e)
249
>>> There ARE an amazing amount of busty and/or leggy women playing piano on ewetub.
I approve.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 07, 2024 01:44 PM (mfUOU)
Accordion players are where all the action is.
I approve.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 07, 2024 01:44 PM (mfUOU)
Accordion players are where all the action is.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 07, 2024 01:55 PM (Y6IkP)
250
Dartmouth NH poll- President
Harris 62%
Trump 34%
Trump really shat the bed. I bet a lot of Red voters were crossover. NH is my early bell weather state!
Holy Crap. I was just in North Conway, NH, and everyone seemed to be pro-Kamala. If this is true, it;s gonna be a Blue goddam Tsunami.
Between this poll by Dartmouth College and the Seller Iowa poll it does seem like it might be a blowout!
As soon as I saw John Kelley's interview I had a feeling she could take 65+ males and it looks like that might be happening. If it's happening in Iowa it will def happen in bigger states
And Iowa, where Harris leads by 3. Note that these are in-state, locally conducted polls by people who are looking for what the data is telling them. They aren't trying to use the data to fit their narrative. That is amazing!
Landslide coming! Trump was up in NH against Biden. This is a massive turnaround.
If this is REMOTELY close to true (and as an atheist, I'm PRAYING to Koresh that it is), it's a full on Blue Tsunami in progress. Fucking AMAZING.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions
I wish it posted names and contact info.
Harris 62%
Trump 34%
Trump really shat the bed. I bet a lot of Red voters were crossover. NH is my early bell weather state!
Holy Crap. I was just in North Conway, NH, and everyone seemed to be pro-Kamala. If this is true, it;s gonna be a Blue goddam Tsunami.
Between this poll by Dartmouth College and the Seller Iowa poll it does seem like it might be a blowout!
As soon as I saw John Kelley's interview I had a feeling she could take 65+ males and it looks like that might be happening. If it's happening in Iowa it will def happen in bigger states
And Iowa, where Harris leads by 3. Note that these are in-state, locally conducted polls by people who are looking for what the data is telling them. They aren't trying to use the data to fit their narrative. That is amazing!
Landslide coming! Trump was up in NH against Biden. This is a massive turnaround.
If this is REMOTELY close to true (and as an atheist, I'm PRAYING to Koresh that it is), it's a full on Blue Tsunami in progress. Fucking AMAZING.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions
I wish it posted names and contact info.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 07, 2024 01:56 PM (U3U8G)
251
"Jimmy Kimmels tears bring me such joy"
The joy is tempered by how he cries about pretty much everything. Hangnails, stoplights that take too long, dropping his pen off the desk, the studio lights being too hot, Acolyte season 2 being canceled, you name it.
The joy is tempered by how he cries about pretty much everything. Hangnails, stoplights that take too long, dropping his pen off the desk, the studio lights being too hot, Acolyte season 2 being canceled, you name it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 01:56 PM (Hh1ER)
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Accordion players are where all the action is.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 07, 2024 01:55 PM (Y6IkP)
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It's only one step from there to the concertina.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 07, 2024 01:55 PM (Y6IkP)
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It's only one step from there to the concertina.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 07, 2024 01:56 PM (U1w17)
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237 Lizzy
Yes, for now. I think it failed in a couple of other states also.
I look at RCV as a way for DEMs to control GOP primaries. Murkowski can't win a GOP primary? No problem! Just wait & let DEMs put her over the top in the next round.
Yes, for now. I think it failed in a couple of other states also.
I look at RCV as a way for DEMs to control GOP primaries. Murkowski can't win a GOP primary? No problem! Just wait & let DEMs put her over the top in the next round.
Posted by: mnw at November 07, 2024 01:56 PM (NLIak)
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check out the guitarist for the Japanese band "Bed-In"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9IoO15qlZA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9IoO15qlZA
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2024 01:56 PM (KRtlO)
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"Did I tell you my girlfriend is a 17DDD? Man, do I love those things!"
Posted by: Bulg
Thems some big feets
Posted by: Bulg
Thems some big feets
Posted by: Bruce at November 07, 2024 01:56 PM (p/tNs)
256
I know what their group chats look like. I host pre-games and after-parties at my place. Rule #1 is no guys allowed. Only (pretty) girls. The girls get buzzed and start talking so vulgar it would make Andrew Dice Clay blush.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 07, 2024 01:56 PM (iFTx/)
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Some ladies from the synagogue met on a weekday for lunch. They had cocktails, an entree, dessert and coffee.
Finally the waiter approached the table and said, "Ladies, was anything alright?"
Posted by: Don Black at November 07, 2024 01:52 PM (/7KEl)
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I've commented here before about visiting my mom and her yenta friends at the assisted living.
Complaining risen to a spoken word art form.
Finally the waiter approached the table and said, "Ladies, was anything alright?"
Posted by: Don Black at November 07, 2024 01:52 PM (/7KEl)
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I've commented here before about visiting my mom and her yenta friends at the assisted living.
Complaining risen to a spoken word art form.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 07, 2024 01:56 PM (RIvkX)
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The atheist is praying to Koresh? Who? David Koresh?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2024 01:56 PM (H3hH4)
259
Did I tell you my girlfriend is a 17DDD? Man, do I love those things!"
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 01:54 PM (v6JzV)
17DDD?!?! What, you dating a rake handle with two volleyballs stapled to it or something?
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 01:54 PM (v6JzV)
17DDD?!?! What, you dating a rake handle with two volleyballs stapled to it or something?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2024 01:57 PM (VoAdT)
260
234 Dem’s trying to steal the PA senate seat. Ballots showing up from thin air, breaking for Casey.
Big surprise. Not.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2024 01:52 PM (l8OOG)
_______________________
They won't have enough. Philly votes nearly exhausted.
Big surprise. Not.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2024 01:52 PM (l8OOG)
_______________________
They won't have enough. Philly votes nearly exhausted.
Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2024 01:57 PM (dIske)
261
It must trouble celebrities to learn nobody cares about their opinions.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 07, 2024 01:57 PM (ZbsBz)
262
The earthen ramp that Evel Knievel used for his Snake River jump is still there. It's there for you, Bono. Easy peasy.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 07, 2024 01:57 PM (eb5mD)
263
Lola must be Trump's Russian "handler", if you know what I mean and I think you do.
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at November 07, 2024 01:57 PM (P7Iz+)
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Complaining risen to a spoken word art form.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 07, 2024 01:56 PM (RIvkX)
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"The food here is terrible!"
"Yes, and such small portions!""
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 07, 2024 01:56 PM (RIvkX)
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"The food here is terrible!"
"Yes, and such small portions!""
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 07, 2024 01:58 PM (U1w17)
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When I was a very young kid, my family went to Brookfield Zoo in Chicago. We went to the rhesus monkey enclosure...
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 01:36 PM (v6JzV)
and the monkeys flung poo at my brothers.
Great trip!
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 01:36 PM (v6JzV)
and the monkeys flung poo at my brothers.
Great trip!
Posted by: Doesn't Matter at November 07, 2024 01:58 PM (JCLJi)
266
Do you know about the cups? You got the A, the B....
-Frank Costanza
-Frank Costanza
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 07, 2024 01:58 PM (CIS44)
267
After the humor break, may we please have more retribution against the left threads?
Posted by: Weasel at November 07, 2024 01:58 PM (fFYnV)
268
People blaming George Clooney and Obama for the Kamala debacle makes me laugh, happy even.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 07, 2024 01:58 PM (jyAD3)
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Between this poll by Dartmouth College and the Seller Iowa poll it does seem like it might be a blowout!
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And "they" is right -- it was!
And it is a famous saying isn't it, "As goes NH; so goes the U.S.A." right??
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And "they" is right -- it was!
And it is a famous saying isn't it, "As goes NH; so goes the U.S.A." right??
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 07, 2024 01:59 PM (hovnC)
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was it a squeaker? Squeakers are funny.
Posted by: ace
There was a post of a DM on one of Weird Dave's ONT where a deaf kid farts in school and all of his hearing classmates look at him. When he DMs his teacher asking her why they're looking at him, she has to explain that hearing people can hear farts. And then the exchange between the student and teacher went on from there. It was pretty funny.
Posted by: ace
There was a post of a DM on one of Weird Dave's ONT where a deaf kid farts in school and all of his hearing classmates look at him. When he DMs his teacher asking her why they're looking at him, she has to explain that hearing people can hear farts. And then the exchange between the student and teacher went on from there. It was pretty funny.
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 01:59 PM (v6JzV)
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It when you ask a woman a simple question and it takes her half an hour to give you full character backgrounds and history before she gets to the answer.
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I do this when people ask me a simple library-related question. I call it catsplaining (cataloger). I don't get invited to a lot of parties.
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I do this when people ask me a simple library-related question. I call it catsplaining (cataloger). I don't get invited to a lot of parties.
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 07, 2024 01:59 PM (JIkaw)
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Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
MELTDOWN MANIA: Liberal chick shaves her head in protest of 'women and minorities' who voted for Trump.
https://tinyurl.com/y6tw2w48
3:20 minutes
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 07, 2024 01:40 PM (hovnC)
Justine Bateman critiqued this one.
MELTDOWN MANIA: Liberal chick shaves her head in protest of 'women and minorities' who voted for Trump.
https://tinyurl.com/y6tw2w48
3:20 minutes
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 07, 2024 01:40 PM (hovnC)
Justine Bateman critiqued this one.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 07, 2024 01:59 PM (ExV1e)
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The girls get buzzed and start talking so vulgar it would make Andrew Dice Clay blush.
Yeah I have heard women talk when they thought no guys are around and its jaw-dropping. Women, just for the record, we don't talk in graphic, specific detail about our sweethearts and wives to our buddies. The more we like you, the less info we share. If its just some one night stand, then yeah the guys can get pretty crude but the beloved spouse? No.
Yeah I have heard women talk when they thought no guys are around and its jaw-dropping. Women, just for the record, we don't talk in graphic, specific detail about our sweethearts and wives to our buddies. The more we like you, the less info we share. If its just some one night stand, then yeah the guys can get pretty crude but the beloved spouse? No.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 02:00 PM (Hh1ER)
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Fen, the point is women raging over a crude comment in a private conversation is ridiculous.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 07, 2024 02:00 PM (Hkcdp)
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260 234 Dem’s trying to steal the PA senate seat. Ballots showing up from thin air, breaking for Casey.
Big surprise. Not.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2024 01:52 PM (l8OOG)
_______________________
They won't have enough. Philly votes nearly exhausted.
Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2024 01:57 PM (dIske)
We must have our Lawyers there ?
Big surprise. Not.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2024 01:52 PM (l8OOG)
_______________________
They won't have enough. Philly votes nearly exhausted.
Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2024 01:57 PM (dIske)
We must have our Lawyers there ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2024 02:00 PM (IyPmt)
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5 The Beethoven link in the sidebar is pretty impressive.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 07, 2024 01:25 PM (1bNHn)
Even with the sound off.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 07, 2024 01:25 PM (1bNHn)
Even with the sound off.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 07, 2024 02:00 PM (iQiR1)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at November 07, 2024 02:00 PM (T8o53)
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re disc. above about women.
I have worked with a lot of women who are very capable and professional 4 weeks a month, no problem.
But no kids. Now I wonder if they are/were all on the pill. I know it regulates those mood swings but I wonder if it is causing a lot more damage to society by destroying women and their core essence in some way.
I have worked with a lot of women who are very capable and professional 4 weeks a month, no problem.
But no kids. Now I wonder if they are/were all on the pill. I know it regulates those mood swings but I wonder if it is causing a lot more damage to society by destroying women and their core essence in some way.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is the end of the junta at November 07, 2024 02:00 PM (affGO)
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People blaming George Clooney and Obama for the Kamala debacle makes me laugh, happy even.
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 07, 2024 01:58 PM (jyAD3)
What holds them back? They are so eager to hate and seethe... why *not* direct it at Harris? She failed you. She took up the mantle of Stronk Blakk Whammen and frittered away your chance at power. Should you not be furious with her? Should you not be cursing her name?
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 07, 2024 01:58 PM (jyAD3)
What holds them back? They are so eager to hate and seethe... why *not* direct it at Harris? She failed you. She took up the mantle of Stronk Blakk Whammen and frittered away your chance at power. Should you not be furious with her? Should you not be cursing her name?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2024 02:01 PM (VoAdT)
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but I mentioned that maybe business owners might be hesitant to hire a woman because when they get pregnant its expensive as hell for them and they lose that worker for months and maybe have to train someone new to replace her when she decides to just stay home.
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Is that really true ? that is what liberals claim the business owners think, but what is that based on ? the myth of having to train somebody is nonsense, because a well run organization will not be handicapped by one employees' absence. the cost ? but insurance expense is insurance expense. I think this kind of thinking is BS.
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Is that really true ? that is what liberals claim the business owners think, but what is that based on ? the myth of having to train somebody is nonsense, because a well run organization will not be handicapped by one employees' absence. the cost ? but insurance expense is insurance expense. I think this kind of thinking is BS.
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2024 02:01 PM (V13WU)
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I do this when people ask me a simple library-related question.
Yeah, to be fair, guys can get into the overly explained bit when we are passionate about a topic or its a hobby. Ask me about the weather and you'll get specifics. Ask me about building a character in Hero Games and I'll give you ten hours.
Yeah, to be fair, guys can get into the overly explained bit when we are passionate about a topic or its a hobby. Ask me about the weather and you'll get specifics. Ask me about building a character in Hero Games and I'll give you ten hours.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 02:01 PM (Hh1ER)
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198 I read about an expat in Mexico that helps people leave the country and give up their citizenship. I suppose they apply for citizenship of the country they are going to. Most are looking at Portugal. People in Portugal are saying stay home, it's a shit hole here. Very pretty but a real dump. I want them all to go then try to get back. The border will be closed and they will have a tough time getting their citizenship back.
Posted by: Megthered at November 07, 2024 01:48 PM (mAWUX)
Sadly, it's very difficult to give up US citizenship. It's a lengthy process that is much more involved than just going to a federal building and saying, "I'm no longer a US citizen." I have only taken away US citizenship once, in Greece, when a naturalized citizen returned before the year she was required to remain in the US after being naturalized. And even then, the State Department waited five years before severing her citizenship. That would be something the Donald could look into streamlining, to make getting and keeping citizenship far more valuable.
Posted by: Megthered at November 07, 2024 01:48 PM (mAWUX)
Sadly, it's very difficult to give up US citizenship. It's a lengthy process that is much more involved than just going to a federal building and saying, "I'm no longer a US citizen." I have only taken away US citizenship once, in Greece, when a naturalized citizen returned before the year she was required to remain in the US after being naturalized. And even then, the State Department waited five years before severing her citizenship. That would be something the Donald could look into streamlining, to make getting and keeping citizenship far more valuable.
Posted by: Moki at November 07, 2024 02:01 PM (wLjpr)
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Yeah I have heard women talk when they thought no guys are around and its jaw-dropping. Women, just for the record, we don't talk in graphic, specific detail about our sweethearts and wives to our buddies. The more we like you, the less info we share. If its just some one night stand, then yeah the guys can get pretty crude but the beloved spouse? No.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 02:00 PM (Hh1ER)
There was a show, cant remember which, where this comes up and the guys are like "ya we say things like I saw those, I hit that, we dont talk about GIRTH"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 02:00 PM (Hh1ER)
There was a show, cant remember which, where this comes up and the guys are like "ya we say things like I saw those, I hit that, we dont talk about GIRTH"
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 07, 2024 02:01 PM (CIS44)
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54 Most everyone who claimed they were leaving the US if Trump won.
https://tinyurl.com/w68n4kmk
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 07, 2024 01:31 PM (Q4IgG)
1. I would miss none of them.
2. Has anyone on X offered to help them pack?
https://tinyurl.com/w68n4kmk
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 07, 2024 01:31 PM (Q4IgG)
1. I would miss none of them.
2. Has anyone on X offered to help them pack?
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 07, 2024 02:01 PM (Rbu5d)
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Justine Bateman critiqued this one.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 07, 2024 01:59 PM (ExV1e)
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What does this mean? Did I miss something?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 07, 2024 01:59 PM (ExV1e)
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What does this mean? Did I miss something?
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 07, 2024 02:02 PM (jyAD3)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 07, 2024 02:02 PM (mnoTq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2024 02:02 PM (H3hH4)
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Russia said they are ready to work with Trump
China said they look forward to Trump’s leadership.
Hamas has said they want a ceasefire.
Make America Great Again.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2024 01:40 PM (AW6h8 )
Save the muthaf*ckin WORLD.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 07, 2024 01:41 PM (+sD5M)
Didn't the Houthis say "okay, we're done now, sorry for the bother"?
China said they look forward to Trump’s leadership.
Hamas has said they want a ceasefire.
Make America Great Again.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 07, 2024 01:40 PM (AW6h8 )
Save the muthaf*ckin WORLD.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 07, 2024 01:41 PM (+sD5M)
Didn't the Houthis say "okay, we're done now, sorry for the bother"?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 07, 2024 02:02 PM (ExV1e)
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You guys worked hard for this. As a reward here is Liberal Tears; a 2024 Compilation.
You are welcome.
https://tinyurl.com/ykdcckzf
4:07 minutes
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That should've come with a warning. You said liberal tears, not manboobs!
[Stay down, lunch]
You are welcome.
https://tinyurl.com/ykdcckzf
4:07 minutes
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That should've come with a warning. You said liberal tears, not manboobs!
[Stay down, lunch]
Posted by: Doesn't Matter at November 07, 2024 02:02 PM (JCLJi)
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The atheist is praying to Koresh? Who? David Koresh?
Yeah that was my first thought, maybe its some obscure Hindu godlet?
Yeah that was my first thought, maybe its some obscure Hindu godlet?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 02:02 PM (Hh1ER)
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40 Rhesus monkeys "escaped" from a bio-research lab in South Carolina.
http://tiny.cc/nw5uzz
Posted by: bonhomme at November 07, 2024 01:31 PM (Odg76)
It's the last card Deep State has to play.
MONKEYGEDDON.
http://tiny.cc/nw5uzz
Posted by: bonhomme at November 07, 2024 01:31 PM (Odg76)
It's the last card Deep State has to play.
MONKEYGEDDON.
Posted by: DaisyB at November 07, 2024 02:02 PM (AbL8c)
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I help my hubby with household projects and I like to know how things work. I ask a lot f questions which irritaes him greatly.
I once told him he should be grateful that he has a wife that WANTS him to mansplain things. Then he said, I'd prefer someone who was helping and not making me talk while I'm trying to work.
Also after about 30 years of these sorts of conversations I realized that when I asked him why something worked one way and not another he thought I was second guessing his methods.
Nope. I genuinely don't know how things work and I'm curious. Once I convinced him of that, it went better.
I also shelaborate something fierce.
Poor guy.
I once told him he should be grateful that he has a wife that WANTS him to mansplain things. Then he said, I'd prefer someone who was helping and not making me talk while I'm trying to work.
Also after about 30 years of these sorts of conversations I realized that when I asked him why something worked one way and not another he thought I was second guessing his methods.
Nope. I genuinely don't know how things work and I'm curious. Once I convinced him of that, it went better.
I also shelaborate something fierce.
Poor guy.
Posted by: Just Lily at November 07, 2024 02:02 PM (XqWaa)
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Wait, I thought Lola in the song WAS a cross dresser?
well i've searched and it seems she's just a stacked RUSSIAN woman, almost certainly a RUSSIAN HONEYTRAP AGENT
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2024 01:42 PM (KRtlO)
So the singer was Trump?
well i've searched and it seems she's just a stacked RUSSIAN woman, almost certainly a RUSSIAN HONEYTRAP AGENT
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2024 01:42 PM (KRtlO)
So the singer was Trump?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 07, 2024 02:03 PM (ExV1e)
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What did George Clooney do
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 07, 2024 02:03 PM (ZbsBz)
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The girls get buzzed and start talking so vulgar it would make Andrew Dice Clay blush.
Yeah I have heard women talk when they thought no guys are around and its jaw-dropping. Women, just for the record, we don't talk in graphic, specific detail about our sweethearts and wives to our buddies. The more we like you, the less info we share. If its just some one night stand, then yeah the guys can get pretty crude but the beloved spouse? No.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 02:00 PM (Hh1ER)
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Correct. I'm hosting and they all know me so they can say what they would when no guys are around. It's insanely vulgar and they hate on other women in ways that men do not.
Yeah I have heard women talk when they thought no guys are around and its jaw-dropping. Women, just for the record, we don't talk in graphic, specific detail about our sweethearts and wives to our buddies. The more we like you, the less info we share. If its just some one night stand, then yeah the guys can get pretty crude but the beloved spouse? No.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 02:00 PM (Hh1ER)
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Correct. I'm hosting and they all know me so they can say what they would when no guys are around. It's insanely vulgar and they hate on other women in ways that men do not.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 07, 2024 02:03 PM (iFTx/)
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203 Here's what passes for humor with me these days. This is a graph showing political ad spending in the battleground states. Not only did Trump win every single one of these states. He did so while spending a tiny fraction of the money Harris spent for political ads. Insult to injury...in a big way. Also, "smarter" not "harder." :
https://tinyurl.com/3cfe5m3y
Posted by: Orson
I recommend Charlie Kirk's (Turning Point) video streaming show. He explained that in PA and AZ, that the Trump campaign had ads building in the last couple of weeks but before that radio silence (which people here were worrying about). The ads were meant to reach a crescendo by election day.
By, comparison Kamala was running ads in steadily all along until at the least minute she was desperately looking for additional ad spots to buy at very steep prices. Her design was to get out the early vote and absentee via ads but ran into problems countering at the last minute due to lack of money and ad space.
https://tinyurl.com/3cfe5m3y
Posted by: Orson
I recommend Charlie Kirk's (Turning Point) video streaming show. He explained that in PA and AZ, that the Trump campaign had ads building in the last couple of weeks but before that radio silence (which people here were worrying about). The ads were meant to reach a crescendo by election day.
By, comparison Kamala was running ads in steadily all along until at the least minute she was desperately looking for additional ad spots to buy at very steep prices. Her design was to get out the early vote and absentee via ads but ran into problems countering at the last minute due to lack of money and ad space.
Posted by: whig at November 07, 2024 02:04 PM (ctrM5)
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You all should watch Tucker's show from Tuesday at Mar a Lago.
So far:
Sid: We found 10% got us just as much blowback as 75%; so why not go for it all?
Don Jr.: I went all-in on getting my dad to pick Vance, knowing it would (and did) piss off billionaire donors who wanted a moderate. (Who stupidly told me later that they were talking shit behind my back about the pick.) Dad blew up my phone after the debate. "Don, that was a 10 out of 10" (where nothing in DJT world, nothing, is better than 6/10)
Nigal Farage: Of course we all knew Biden was mentally gone from day one.
RFK Jr: On a plane ride, Trump drew me an accurate map of the Middle East, and then wrote in each countries' troop strength. All from memory.
So far:
Sid: We found 10% got us just as much blowback as 75%; so why not go for it all?
Don Jr.: I went all-in on getting my dad to pick Vance, knowing it would (and did) piss off billionaire donors who wanted a moderate. (Who stupidly told me later that they were talking shit behind my back about the pick.) Dad blew up my phone after the debate. "Don, that was a 10 out of 10" (where nothing in DJT world, nothing, is better than 6/10)
Nigal Farage: Of course we all knew Biden was mentally gone from day one.
RFK Jr: On a plane ride, Trump drew me an accurate map of the Middle East, and then wrote in each countries' troop strength. All from memory.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 07, 2024 02:04 PM (GWiMx)
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An engineer dies, meets St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
Peter sends him away.
Satan picks him up in a Cadillac and brings the engineer to Hell.
Soon, Hell has running water, air conditioning, elevators, flush toilets and cable tv with 25000 channels.
St. Peter calls up Satan, "Hey Satan you remember the engineer I sent down. That was a mistake. Send him back, please."
Satan says "Forget it. We now have running water, air conditioning, elevators, flush toilets and cable tv with 25000 channels."
St. Peter says "Send him back or else I'll sue!"
Satan laughs
"Where will you get a lawyer?"
Peter sends him away.
Satan picks him up in a Cadillac and brings the engineer to Hell.
Soon, Hell has running water, air conditioning, elevators, flush toilets and cable tv with 25000 channels.
St. Peter calls up Satan, "Hey Satan you remember the engineer I sent down. That was a mistake. Send him back, please."
Satan says "Forget it. We now have running water, air conditioning, elevators, flush toilets and cable tv with 25000 channels."
St. Peter says "Send him back or else I'll sue!"
Satan laughs
"Where will you get a lawyer?"
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 07, 2024 02:04 PM (MeG8a)
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>>> 58 40 Rhesus monkeys "escaped" from a bio-research lab in South Carolina.
http://tiny.cc/nw5uzz
Posted by: bonhomme at November 07, 2024 01:31 PM (Odg76)
On the plus side, they won't be hard to identify as being out of place, and they are surrounded by rednecks.
http://tiny.cc/nw5uzz
Posted by: bonhomme at November 07, 2024 01:31 PM (Odg76)
On the plus side, they won't be hard to identify as being out of place, and they are surrounded by rednecks.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 07, 2024 02:04 PM (zlGo9)
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Marcus T
Source?
I can't find any evidence of that. McCormick is still up by 32k at DDHQ-- he's actually gained a little bit this morning.
I'd read (Rich Barris on X) that only 16 Philly precincts are still out, fwiw.
Source?
I can't find any evidence of that. McCormick is still up by 32k at DDHQ-- he's actually gained a little bit this morning.
I'd read (Rich Barris on X) that only 16 Philly precincts are still out, fwiw.
Posted by: mnw at November 07, 2024 02:04 PM (NLIak)
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Grade school desks. Wooden seat over a square emply metal box. It can't go quietly into that good night. No. It must sound like you are dropping ball bearings on it.
Posted by: rickb223
We have ceramic tile. Kid fires one off and blames it on a squeaky floorboard. I said, its not only squeaky, it smells terrible.
Posted by: rickb223
We have ceramic tile. Kid fires one off and blames it on a squeaky floorboard. I said, its not only squeaky, it smells terrible.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 07, 2024 02:04 PM (pADcG)
302
Now I get it.
Posted by: Candidus at November 07, 2024 02:04 PM (grzzz)
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Save the muthaf*ckin WORLD.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 07, 2024 01:41 PM (+sD5M)
Even the fucking Taliban is making pleasant noises apparently
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2024 01:44 PM (VoAdT)
The sad thing is that these idiots won't even realize that peace is breaking out all over because of Trump.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 07, 2024 01:41 PM (+sD5M)
Even the fucking Taliban is making pleasant noises apparently
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2024 01:44 PM (VoAdT)
The sad thing is that these idiots won't even realize that peace is breaking out all over because of Trump.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 07, 2024 02:05 PM (ExV1e)
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238 And Iowa, where Harris leads by 3. Note that these are in-state, locally conducted polls by people who are looking for what the data is telling them. They aren't trying to use the data to fit their narrative. That is amazing!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 07, 2024 01:53 PM (JxaW4)
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They'll be back to believing whatever Selzer tells them in 4 years.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 07, 2024 01:53 PM (JxaW4)
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They'll be back to believing whatever Selzer tells them in 4 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 07, 2024 02:05 PM (GBKbO)
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I take it you all have a fart app on your smartphone.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 07, 2024 02:05 PM (uPhXj)
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I am sure various "interests' will be doing their best to honeytrap JD Vance.
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2024 02:05 PM (V13WU)
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We must have our Lawyers there ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2024 02:00 PM (IyPmt)
________________________
Lawyers and the like are indeed eyeballing the Casey/ McCormick contest. About a half an hour ago ABC said they thought there were about 100,000 votes pending in Philly...with McCormick holding about a 30,000 vote lead with 98% in. However, ABC came back almost immediately and said they made a mistake and the are significantly fewer votes pending in Philly, and it didn't look to be enough to overcome McCormick's lead. This all took place in the last hour.
Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2024 02:00 PM (IyPmt)
________________________
Lawyers and the like are indeed eyeballing the Casey/ McCormick contest. About a half an hour ago ABC said they thought there were about 100,000 votes pending in Philly...with McCormick holding about a 30,000 vote lead with 98% in. However, ABC came back almost immediately and said they made a mistake and the are significantly fewer votes pending in Philly, and it didn't look to be enough to overcome McCormick's lead. This all took place in the last hour.
Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2024 02:06 PM (dIske)
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175 Good to see Zombie back.
And AtC.
ChemJeff can stay gone.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 07, 2024 01:45 PM (FCbAQ)
Never did see:
Brian in New Orleans
Fuqing Putz ...
And AtC.
ChemJeff can stay gone.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 07, 2024 01:45 PM (FCbAQ)
Never did see:
Brian in New Orleans
Fuqing Putz ...
Posted by: browndog sniffing about at November 07, 2024 02:06 PM (TTAGa)
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Math alert: Spot the anomalies. (Enwidening may be necessary)
ELECTION TURNOUT TRENDS 1980-2024
Year Total Pop Vote %change U.S. Pop %growth Voting% of Tot. Pop
1980 86,509,678 -- 226,546,000 -- 38.19
1984 92,653,233 7.1 239,354,000 5.65 38.71
1988 91,594,686 (1.14) 248,393,000 3.78 36.87
1992 104,423,923 14.0 259,606,000 4.51 40.22
1996 96,274,564 (7.80) 265,646,000 2.32 36.24
2000 105,396,627 8.6 281,422,000 5.94 37.45
2004 122,295,345 16.0 288,281,000 2.44 42.42
2008 131,313,820 7.3 299,106,000 3.76 43.90
2012 129,085,410 (0.16) 308,827,000 3.25 41.79
2016 136,669,276 5.8 318,868,000 3.25 42.86
2020 158,429,631 15.9 325,268,000 2.01 48.71
2024 138,718,242 # (12.4) # 337,374,000 3.72 41.11 #
# Incomplete – 91% of precincts reporting as of 11/7/24
ELECTION TURNOUT TRENDS 1980-2024
Year Total Pop Vote %change U.S. Pop %growth Voting% of Tot. Pop
1980 86,509,678 -- 226,546,000 -- 38.19
1984 92,653,233 7.1 239,354,000 5.65 38.71
1988 91,594,686 (1.14) 248,393,000 3.78 36.87
1992 104,423,923 14.0 259,606,000 4.51 40.22
1996 96,274,564 (7.80) 265,646,000 2.32 36.24
2000 105,396,627 8.6 281,422,000 5.94 37.45
2004 122,295,345 16.0 288,281,000 2.44 42.42
2008 131,313,820 7.3 299,106,000 3.76 43.90
2012 129,085,410 (0.16) 308,827,000 3.25 41.79
2016 136,669,276 5.8 318,868,000 3.25 42.86
2020 158,429,631 15.9 325,268,000 2.01 48.71
2024 138,718,242 # (12.4) # 337,374,000 3.72 41.11 #
# Incomplete – 91% of precincts reporting as of 11/7/24
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 07, 2024 02:06 PM (wzAuc)
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Haaaate autocorrect
Then turn it off.
Then turn it off.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 07, 2024 02:06 PM (ckQml)
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Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 07, 2024 01:53 PM (JxaW4)
LOL! I am amused !
LOL! I am amused !
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2024 02:07 PM (V13WU)
312
Kamala defies physics, she both sucks and blows.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 07, 2024 02:07 PM (aD39U)
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But no kids. Now I wonder if they are/were all on the pill. I know it regulates those mood swings but I wonder if it is causing a lot more damage to society by destroying women and their core essence in some way.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is the end of the junta at November 07, 2024 02:00 PM (affGO)
It doesn't change. Hoohas alway smell like anchovies.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is the end of the junta at November 07, 2024 02:00 PM (affGO)
It doesn't change. Hoohas alway smell like anchovies.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 07, 2024 02:07 PM (g8Ew8)
314
Well, damn. That's unreadable.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 07, 2024 02:07 PM (wzAuc)
315
After further investigation, I'm afraid Lola may be capable of compromising many in-place security protocols.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 07, 2024 02:07 PM (Y6IkP)
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273 The girls get buzzed and start talking so vulgar it would make Andrew Dice Clay blush.
Yeah I have heard women talk when they thought no guys are around and its jaw-dropping. Women, just for the record, we don't talk in graphic, specific detail about our sweethearts and wives to our buddies. The more we like you, the less info we share. If its just some one night stand, then yeah the guys can get pretty crude but the beloved spouse? No.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 02:00 PM (Hh1ER
Michael Crichton had an essay about that, which I can't find now, something about how the locker room guy talk so bemoaned among feminists doesn't exist once you get past high school for 99% of guys.
At the same time, the women he spoke to admitted to sharing intimate details about the men they've been with to all their female friends.
It's been a few years, so like Brandon I'm fuzzy on the details.
Yeah I have heard women talk when they thought no guys are around and its jaw-dropping. Women, just for the record, we don't talk in graphic, specific detail about our sweethearts and wives to our buddies. The more we like you, the less info we share. If its just some one night stand, then yeah the guys can get pretty crude but the beloved spouse? No.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 02:00 PM (Hh1ER
Michael Crichton had an essay about that, which I can't find now, something about how the locker room guy talk so bemoaned among feminists doesn't exist once you get past high school for 99% of guys.
At the same time, the women he spoke to admitted to sharing intimate details about the men they've been with to all their female friends.
It's been a few years, so like Brandon I'm fuzzy on the details.
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 07, 2024 02:08 PM (XfoBK)
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203 Here's what passes for humor with me these days. This is a graph showing political ad spending in the battleground states. Not only did Trump win every single one of these states. He did so while spending a tiny fraction of the money Harris spent for political ads. Insult to injury...in a big way. Also, "smarter" not "harder." :
https://tinyurl.com/3cfe5m3y
Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2024 01:48 PM (dIske)
What these candidates don't understand is that the TV landscape has changed. Cable/Satellite/MVPD's are in fewer and fewer homes, so dropping so much $$ into them doesn't make any sense. But, the news media still thinks that tv/radio/newspaper advertising is the driver that it was 20-30 years ago. Trump's team figured that out and flooded podcasts.
https://tinyurl.com/3cfe5m3y
Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2024 01:48 PM (dIske)
What these candidates don't understand is that the TV landscape has changed. Cable/Satellite/MVPD's are in fewer and fewer homes, so dropping so much $$ into them doesn't make any sense. But, the news media still thinks that tv/radio/newspaper advertising is the driver that it was 20-30 years ago. Trump's team figured that out and flooded podcasts.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at November 07, 2024 02:08 PM (k1E2D)
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309 2016 136,669,276 5.8 318,868,000 3.25 42.86
2020 158,429,631 15.9 325,268,000 2.01 48.71
2024 138,718,242 # (12.4) # 337,374,000 3.72 41.11 #
# Incomplete – 91% of precincts reporting as of 11/7/24
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 07, 2024 02:06 PM (wzAuc)
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A jump of 6% and a sudden drop over 7%?
That's not weird.
Probably just voter suppression.
2020 158,429,631 15.9 325,268,000 2.01 48.71
2024 138,718,242 # (12.4) # 337,374,000 3.72 41.11 #
# Incomplete – 91% of precincts reporting as of 11/7/24
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 07, 2024 02:06 PM (wzAuc)
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A jump of 6% and a sudden drop over 7%?
That's not weird.
Probably just voter suppression.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 07, 2024 02:08 PM (GBKbO)
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This is easily the most I've followed daily politics in the last several months.
It's so much nicer when the news is good.
It's so much nicer when the news is good.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 07, 2024 02:08 PM (wjURd)
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292 I help my hubby with household projects and I like to know how things work. I ask a lot f questions which irritaes him greatly.
I once told him he should be grateful that he has a wife that WANTS him to mansplain things. Then he said, I'd prefer someone who was helping and not making me talk while I'm trying to work.
Also after about 30 years of these sorts of conversations I realized that when I asked him why something worked one way and not another he thought I was second guessing his methods.
Nope. I genuinely don't know how things work and I'm curious. Once I convinced him of that, it went better.
Posted by: Just Lily
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Heh, my wife and I had similar issues that we resolved in the same way. When I am problem solving a fix, I am trying to concentrate on the job and I simply cannot multi task at the time to explain what I am doing and why. Not enough CPU power in the brain for me to do it.
Like you, wife is always curious even if she would never do what I was doing like working on a car problem. I now tell her in advance, if able, what I am going to do before I do it. That resolves a lot of issues.
I once told him he should be grateful that he has a wife that WANTS him to mansplain things. Then he said, I'd prefer someone who was helping and not making me talk while I'm trying to work.
Also after about 30 years of these sorts of conversations I realized that when I asked him why something worked one way and not another he thought I was second guessing his methods.
Nope. I genuinely don't know how things work and I'm curious. Once I convinced him of that, it went better.
Posted by: Just Lily
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Heh, my wife and I had similar issues that we resolved in the same way. When I am problem solving a fix, I am trying to concentrate on the job and I simply cannot multi task at the time to explain what I am doing and why. Not enough CPU power in the brain for me to do it.
Like you, wife is always curious even if she would never do what I was doing like working on a car problem. I now tell her in advance, if able, what I am going to do before I do it. That resolves a lot of issues.
Posted by: whig at November 07, 2024 02:08 PM (ctrM5)
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Gamazda
Posted by: Blondette
Gamazda's version of Master of Puppets is so good that if you didn't know it was a Metallica cover, you'd have no idea the original is heavy metal.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGk24PddSf4
Posted by: Blondette
Gamazda's version of Master of Puppets is so good that if you didn't know it was a Metallica cover, you'd have no idea the original is heavy metal.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGk24PddSf4
Posted by: SFGoth at November 07, 2024 02:08 PM (KAi1n)
322
I'm loving the Dim's circular firing squad among the big-brained campaign "advisors".
Fire away, fellers and gals! No prisoners!
I'm loving the Dim's circular firing squad among the big-brained campaign "advisors".
Fire away, fellers and gals! No prisoners!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 07, 2024 02:09 PM (qWj72)
323
By, comparison Kamala was running ads in steadily all along until at the least minute she was desperately looking for additional ad spots to buy at very steep prices. Her design was to get out the early vote and absentee via ads but ran into problems countering at the last minute due to lack of money and ad space.
Posted by: whig at November 07, 2024 02:04 PM (ctrM5)
_________
That, and she's a filthy unappealing whore that nobody likes . . . .
Posted by: whig at November 07, 2024 02:04 PM (ctrM5)
_________
That, and she's a filthy unappealing whore that nobody likes . . . .
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 07, 2024 02:09 PM (iFTx/)
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Trump's team figured that out and flooded podcasts.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at November 07, 2024 02:08 PM (k1E2D)
Tons of credit to Barron for that one.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at November 07, 2024 02:08 PM (k1E2D)
Tons of credit to Barron for that one.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 07, 2024 02:09 PM (CIS44)
325
The more technology we have the longer the vote count takes.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 07, 2024 02:09 PM (x1nVu)
326
44 The next 4 years will be one long humor break.
Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2024 01:30 PM (pMi6S)
Zombie, I know you've been gone for a while, so I've got some news for you.
You know how 'nature abhors a vacuum'? Well, this military guy ended up on the blog, and his name is Admiral Ackbar, and...
Posted by: zombie at November 07, 2024 01:30 PM (pMi6S)
Zombie, I know you've been gone for a while, so I've got some news for you.
You know how 'nature abhors a vacuum'? Well, this military guy ended up on the blog, and his name is Admiral Ackbar, and...
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 07, 2024 02:09 PM (hTmxG)
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73 If you want unhinged, Christina Applegate on X is a looney tunes meltdown.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2024 01:33 PM (4T3aT)
Sorry to hear that.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2024 01:33 PM (4T3aT)
Sorry to hear that.
Posted by: m at November 07, 2024 02:09 PM (VnUSN)
328
Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day.
Teach him to fish, you feed him for life.
Teach him to create an artificial shortage of fish, he eats beef.
Teach him to fish, you feed him for life.
Teach him to create an artificial shortage of fish, he eats beef.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 07, 2024 02:09 PM (ExV1e)
329
Not sure humor is in me now.
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2024 02:09 PM (BC84A)
330
317 203 Here's what passes for humor with me these days. This is a graph showing political ad spending in the battleground states. Not only did Trump win every single one of these states. He did so while spending a tiny fraction of the money Harris spent for political ads. Insult to injury...in a big way. Also, "smarter" not "harder." :
https://tinyurl.com/3cfe5m3y
Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2024 01:48 PM (dIske)
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I saw/heard , maybe, 2-3% of Trump ads as I saw of Kamala ads in NC.
Maybe the world will stop bedwetting about not seeing enough TV ads in 4 years.
Nah, who am I kidding?
https://tinyurl.com/3cfe5m3y
Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2024 01:48 PM (dIske)
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I saw/heard , maybe, 2-3% of Trump ads as I saw of Kamala ads in NC.
Maybe the world will stop bedwetting about not seeing enough TV ads in 4 years.
Nah, who am I kidding?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 07, 2024 02:09 PM (GBKbO)
331
Probably just voter suppression.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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A lot of ballots died during the time of Covid. But it could never be blamed on the vaxx.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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A lot of ballots died during the time of Covid. But it could never be blamed on the vaxx.
Posted by: whig at November 07, 2024 02:10 PM (ctrM5)
332
I take it you all have a fart app on your smartphone.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 07, 2024 02:05 PM (uPhXj)
You don't?
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 07, 2024 02:05 PM (uPhXj)
You don't?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 07, 2024 02:10 PM (3Ope8)
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I've posted this before but we're talking politicians and I consider this one above par as humor:
The vacillating French politician and inventor of the sandal was Philippe Philoppe
The vacillating French politician and inventor of the sandal was Philippe Philoppe
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, era Francese at November 07, 2024 02:11 PM (i0xsb)
334
17DDD?!?! What, you dating a rake handle with two volleyballs stapled to it or something?
Posted by: Warai-otoko
I don't know much about the first part of the bra size. I know that it's the circumference of the chest, but I don't know what the average measurement is for that in women.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
I don't know much about the first part of the bra size. I know that it's the circumference of the chest, but I don't know what the average measurement is for that in women.
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 02:11 PM (v6JzV)
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It when you ask a woman a simple question and it takes her half an hour to give you full character backgrounds and history before she gets to the answer.
That's because you didn't actually ask a simple question.
"Do you like apples?" is not a simple question.
It requires the return question "What kind of apples?" or "For what purpose?"
And most women will just skip the follow up questions and give you the answer for all of them.
"Well, Golden Delicious are good for sauce and pies. Honey Crisp and Fuji are better for eating raw, and I really like how they package and market the ones that are too small to be sold individually, but are too perfect to turn into "apple products:". Red Delicious are best used for pelting miscreants. They're not good for much else, especially when they've been sitting - they get mealy. I don't like Granny Smiths at all; they're too sour."
That's because you didn't actually ask a simple question.
"Do you like apples?" is not a simple question.
It requires the return question "What kind of apples?" or "For what purpose?"
And most women will just skip the follow up questions and give you the answer for all of them.
"Well, Golden Delicious are good for sauce and pies. Honey Crisp and Fuji are better for eating raw, and I really like how they package and market the ones that are too small to be sold individually, but are too perfect to turn into "apple products:". Red Delicious are best used for pelting miscreants. They're not good for much else, especially when they've been sitting - they get mealy. I don't like Granny Smiths at all; they're too sour."
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 07, 2024 02:11 PM (hB7mE)
336
Humor is where you find it. A late election night discussion panel on ABC included, to my surprise, Donna Brazile. They really were scraping the bottom of the barrel to find people to take part in the wake.
I cannot see Brazile, or her name, without recalling her post-Obamacare comment about her suddenly-high health insurance premium. "I just got off the phone with my health care provider asking them to explain why my premium jumped up. No good answer.”
I found that darkly hysterical.
In the panel discussion, she opined (and this is a catchphrase among the Dems) that Harris failed to 'build momentum'. My disappointment was that none of the panel members were bold enough to point that a falling body *does* gain 'momentum' right up until the moment that they auger in.
I cannot see Brazile, or her name, without recalling her post-Obamacare comment about her suddenly-high health insurance premium. "I just got off the phone with my health care provider asking them to explain why my premium jumped up. No good answer.”
I found that darkly hysterical.
In the panel discussion, she opined (and this is a catchphrase among the Dems) that Harris failed to 'build momentum'. My disappointment was that none of the panel members were bold enough to point that a falling body *does* gain 'momentum' right up until the moment that they auger in.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2024 02:11 PM (XeU6L)
337
>>> Not sure humor is in me now.
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2024 02:09 PM (BC84A)
Two wolves?
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2024 02:09 PM (BC84A)
Two wolves?
Posted by: banana Dream at November 07, 2024 02:11 PM (Y6IkP)
338
Her and Tina talked about how they got their guts rearranged with the snotty end of the fuck stick..
Women kill me acting like they don't talk filthy 🙄
Women kill me acting like they don't talk filthy 🙄
Posted by: Mo at November 07, 2024 02:11 PM (uBnpa)
339
"Jimmy Kimmels tears bring me such joy"
The joy is tempered by how he cries about pretty much everything. Hangnails, stoplights that take too long, dropping his pen off the desk, the studio lights being too hot, Acolyte season 2 being canceled, you name it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 01:56 PM (Hh1ER)
He's a low T pussy.
The closest he's come to manliness is being on the man show with Carolla. Manly by proximity only
The joy is tempered by how he cries about pretty much everything. Hangnails, stoplights that take too long, dropping his pen off the desk, the studio lights being too hot, Acolyte season 2 being canceled, you name it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 01:56 PM (Hh1ER)
He's a low T pussy.
The closest he's come to manliness is being on the man show with Carolla. Manly by proximity only
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 07, 2024 02:12 PM (FCbAQ)
340
Ok maybe there is, if Barbara Streisand will STFU it might be a funny day
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2024 02:12 PM (BC84A)
341
321 Gamazda
Posted by: Blondette
Gamazda's version of Master of Puppets is so good that if you didn't know it was a Metallica cover, you'd have no idea the original is heavy metal.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGk24PddSf4
Posted by: SFGoth at November 07, 2024 02:08 PM (KAi1n)
Yeah, she is great! I think Metallica's One is her best song, but Master of Puppets is right up there.
Posted by: Blondette
Gamazda's version of Master of Puppets is so good that if you didn't know it was a Metallica cover, you'd have no idea the original is heavy metal.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGk24PddSf4
Posted by: SFGoth at November 07, 2024 02:08 PM (KAi1n)
Yeah, she is great! I think Metallica's One is her best song, but Master of Puppets is right up there.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 07, 2024 02:12 PM (YrTFn)
342
I take it you all have a fart app on your smartphone.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage
I can guess what Swalwell's staffers use as ringtones when he calls.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage
I can guess what Swalwell's staffers use as ringtones when he calls.
Posted by: gKWVE at November 07, 2024 02:12 PM (gKWVE)
343
The Germans at the Pentagon are pretty happy that Scholz's party has collapsed.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 07, 2024 02:12 PM (AdHga)
344
328 Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day.
Teach him to fish, you feed him for life.
Teach him to create an artificial shortage of fish, he eats beef.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 07, 2024 02:09 PM (ExV1e)
Give a man a fire, and he's warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Teach him to fish, you feed him for life.
Teach him to create an artificial shortage of fish, he eats beef.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 07, 2024 02:09 PM (ExV1e)
Give a man a fire, and he's warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 07, 2024 02:12 PM (hTmxG)
345
193 If one could get them to all commit sudoku
Sudoku ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2024 01:48 PM (IyPmt)
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Sorry, I've been watching too many Salem Techsperts videos on YT. That's his term for offing oneself.
Sudoku ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2024 01:48 PM (IyPmt)
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Sorry, I've been watching too many Salem Techsperts videos on YT. That's his term for offing oneself.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 07, 2024 02:12 PM (QdGJh)
346
A jump of 6% and a sudden drop over 7%?
That's not weird.
Probably just voter suppression.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell
I think that the "missing" voters were part of a cult which hitched a ride on a passing comet.
Somewhere in the American Southwest there is one hell of a charnel house of rotting flesh and / or bones. MAGA drove them to this desperate act!
Prove me wrong!
A jump of 6% and a sudden drop over 7%?
That's not weird.
Probably just voter suppression.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell
I think that the "missing" voters were part of a cult which hitched a ride on a passing comet.
Somewhere in the American Southwest there is one hell of a charnel house of rotting flesh and / or bones. MAGA drove them to this desperate act!
Prove me wrong!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 07, 2024 02:13 PM (qWj72)
347
Nah, who am I kidding?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
News shows on politics inevitably have communications type people on them, not the grubby people registering voters and getting them to actually vote.
Communication types always are discussing optics, media coverage, etc. and ad spending.
Media, in turn, puts them on, because those communication types are often the people directing ad spending right back to the very media outlets that invite them on their shows and pay them as commentators.
Classic reach around.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
News shows on politics inevitably have communications type people on them, not the grubby people registering voters and getting them to actually vote.
Communication types always are discussing optics, media coverage, etc. and ad spending.
Media, in turn, puts them on, because those communication types are often the people directing ad spending right back to the very media outlets that invite them on their shows and pay them as commentators.
Classic reach around.
Posted by: whig at November 07, 2024 02:13 PM (ctrM5)
348
Sorry to hear that.
Posted by: m
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Me too; and also very disappointed to have seen [Dr.] Ken Jeong of e.g. Community campaigning for Kamala too.
Posted by: m
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Me too; and also very disappointed to have seen [Dr.] Ken Jeong of e.g. Community campaigning for Kamala too.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 07, 2024 02:13 PM (hovnC)
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329 Not sure humor is in me now.
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2024 02:09 PM (BC84A)
340 Ok maybe there is, if Barbara Streisand will STFU it might be a funny day
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2024 02:12 PM (BC84A)
; )
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2024 02:09 PM (BC84A)
340 Ok maybe there is, if Barbara Streisand will STFU it might be a funny day
Posted by: Skip at November 07, 2024 02:12 PM (BC84A)
; )
Posted by: m at November 07, 2024 02:13 PM (VnUSN)
350
Show me your group chats, your DMs, your discord chats, your gaming chats, your Slack chats, your Diddy party drunk selfies...
C'mon, libs. Let's get real. What do you have to hide?
C'mon, libs. Let's get real. What do you have to hide?
Posted by: LizLem at November 07, 2024 02:13 PM (wcIbG)
351
Is there an update on celebrity locations and how many times AOC has been murdered?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 07, 2024 02:13 PM (ZbsBz)
352
Iirc, campaign consultants get a commission on tv ads, so they buy a lot to make money.
I bet Kamala’s team made a bundle off of her stupid campaign.
I bet Kamala’s team made a bundle off of her stupid campaign.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 07, 2024 02:13 PM (Hkcdp)
353
how the locker room guy talk so bemoaned among feminists doesn't exist once you get past high school for 99% of guys.
At the same time, the women he spoke to admitted to sharing intimate details about the men they've been with to all their female friends.
It's been a few years, so like Brandon I'm fuzzy on the details.
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 07, 2024 02:08 PM (XfoBK)
It's definitely true. When I was single and dating (in my 20's and early 30's) I don't remember EVER going in to details about any girl I dated with my friends. About anything really, much less anything sexual. Maybe some rude comments here and there I wouldnt want repeated in public ("she was absolutely nuts") but nothing... scandalous.
At the same time, the women he spoke to admitted to sharing intimate details about the men they've been with to all their female friends.
It's been a few years, so like Brandon I'm fuzzy on the details.
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 07, 2024 02:08 PM (XfoBK)
It's definitely true. When I was single and dating (in my 20's and early 30's) I don't remember EVER going in to details about any girl I dated with my friends. About anything really, much less anything sexual. Maybe some rude comments here and there I wouldnt want repeated in public ("she was absolutely nuts") but nothing... scandalous.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2024 02:13 PM (Evo1G)
354
I don't trust Marco Rubio. It's instinctive, and I could be wrong. But I really don't like him.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 07, 2024 02:14 PM (qCWVV)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 07, 2024 02:14 PM (qWj72)
356
What's white and dribbles down Kumswalla's chin?
Un-homed sperm!
Un-homed sperm!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 07, 2024 02:14 PM (mnoTq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 07, 2024 02:14 PM (EsZUh)
358
I am sort of getting a laugh from the fact that the people down the road had what looked like a picture of Rosie the Riveter with a caption. , "Grab him by the ballot." Trump won. LOL
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2024 02:14 PM (H3hH4)
359
The vacillating French politician and inventor of the sandal was Philippe Philoppe
Posted by: Ciampino
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Then, there is our own erudite commenter, Count de Monet.
Posted by: Ciampino
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Then, there is our own erudite commenter, Count de Monet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2024 02:14 PM (XeU6L)
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336 Humor is where you find it. A late election night discussion panel on ABC included, to my surprise, Donna Brazile. They really were scraping the bottom of the barrel to find people to take part in the wake.
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Donna is gay married to Muriel the Mayor of Dyke County aka Washington DC.
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Donna is gay married to Muriel the Mayor of Dyke County aka Washington DC.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 07, 2024 02:14 PM (AdHga)
361
>>> And most women will just skip the follow up questions and give you the answer for all of them.
"Well, Golden Delicious are good for sauce and pies. Honey Crisp and Fuji are better for eating raw, and I really like how they package and market the ones that are too small to be sold individually, but are too perfect to turn into "apple products:". Red Delicious are best used for pelting miscreants. They're not good for much else, especially when they've been sitting - they get mealy. I don't like Granny Smiths at all; they're too sour."
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 07, 2024 02:11 PM (hB7mE)
Crap, I feel seen...
"Well, Golden Delicious are good for sauce and pies. Honey Crisp and Fuji are better for eating raw, and I really like how they package and market the ones that are too small to be sold individually, but are too perfect to turn into "apple products:". Red Delicious are best used for pelting miscreants. They're not good for much else, especially when they've been sitting - they get mealy. I don't like Granny Smiths at all; they're too sour."
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 07, 2024 02:11 PM (hB7mE)
Crap, I feel seen...
Posted by: LizLem at November 07, 2024 02:15 PM (wcIbG)
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I know that it's the circumference of the chest, but I don't know what the average measurement is for that in women.
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 02:11 PM (v6JzV)
36D is the platonic ideal.
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 02:11 PM (v6JzV)
36D is the platonic ideal.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2024 02:15 PM (VoAdT)
363
Is there an update on celebrity locations and how many times AOC has been murdered?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 07, 2024 02:13 PM (ZbsBz)
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Can we get a Drano Drinking Death counter?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 07, 2024 02:13 PM (ZbsBz)
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Can we get a Drano Drinking Death counter?
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 07, 2024 02:15 PM (swSyE)
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What these candidates don't understand is that the TV landscape has changed.
Trump dominated modern advertising, he went to where people are actually watching and interested. Kamala bought TV and radio and magazine and newspaper ads etc as if its 1998. You cannot advertise big on youtube and think you're up to date, people have adblockers.
The hilarious bit is that Kamala campaign is tens of millions of dollars in debt.
Trump dominated modern advertising, he went to where people are actually watching and interested. Kamala bought TV and radio and magazine and newspaper ads etc as if its 1998. You cannot advertise big on youtube and think you're up to date, people have adblockers.
The hilarious bit is that Kamala campaign is tens of millions of dollars in debt.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 02:16 PM (Hh1ER)
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282 ...Sadly, it's very difficult to give up US citizenship. It's a lengthy process that is much more involved than just going to a federal building and saying, "I'm no longer a US citizen." I have only taken away US citizenship once, in Greece, when a naturalized citizen returned before the year she was required to remain in the US after being naturalized. And even then, the State Department waited five years before severing her citizenship. That would be something the Donald could look into streamlining, to make getting and keeping citizenship far more valuable.
Posted by: Moki at November 07, 2024 02:01 PM (wLjpr)
I don't think it's in the US interests to make citizenship easy to give up. As long as you're a citizen, the gov't collects taxes on all income, no matter where in the world it's derived. IIRC.
Posted by: Moki at November 07, 2024 02:01 PM (wLjpr)
I don't think it's in the US interests to make citizenship easy to give up. As long as you're a citizen, the gov't collects taxes on all income, no matter where in the world it's derived. IIRC.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 07, 2024 02:16 PM (hTmxG)
366
Trump's team figured that out and flooded podcasts.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at November 07, 2024 02:08
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I got a kick out of the fact that Barron Trump was instrumental in sorting out what podcasts to attend. The first term, Barron didn't seem very enthused about the whole President thing. But, when you get some skin in the game things get more interesting. He certainly seemed to be enjoying himself at the speech Trump gave on the win.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at November 07, 2024 02:08
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I got a kick out of the fact that Barron Trump was instrumental in sorting out what podcasts to attend. The first term, Barron didn't seem very enthused about the whole President thing. But, when you get some skin in the game things get more interesting. He certainly seemed to be enjoying himself at the speech Trump gave on the win.
Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2024 02:16 PM (dIske)
367
Do unknown, weeping TikTokers actually believe people are paying attention to them?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 07, 2024 02:16 PM (ZbsBz)
368
I do this when people ask me a simple library-related question. I call it catsplaining (cataloger). I don't get invited to a lot of parties.
Posted by: screaming in digital
SiD, what exactly do you do as a cataloger? Assign the Dewey Decimal numbers and make the cards for the card catalog?
Posted by: screaming in digital
SiD, what exactly do you do as a cataloger? Assign the Dewey Decimal numbers and make the cards for the card catalog?
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 02:17 PM (v6JzV)
369
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer after seeing what happened went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.
A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and then asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?"
The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."
A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and then asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?"
The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, erano politicanti at November 07, 2024 02:17 PM (i0xsb)
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Crap, I feel seen...
Posted by: LizLem at November 07, 2024 02:15 PM (wcIbG)
I know, right? I've said some of those exact things...
Crap, I feel seen...
Posted by: LizLem at November 07, 2024 02:15 PM (wcIbG)
I know, right? I've said some of those exact things...
Posted by: Moki at November 07, 2024 02:17 PM (wLjpr)
371
Being an old bartender...
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There's a drunk sitting at a bar.
A well dressed guy strolls in and orders 25 year old Scotch.
The bartender grabs a bottle off the shelf, pours a shot and slides it over to the guy.
He takes a sip and shakes his head; "No, no... this is 5 year old Scotch... I want 25 year old."
The bartender looks around, sees an old bottle of Scotch under the bar, covered in dust, pours another and slides it over to the guy.
The dude shakes his head again and says; "No, this is only 15 year old Scotch. Don't you have any 25 year old?"
The bartender goes off to look in the storeroom...
Meanwhile the drunk has saddled up to this guy and slides a glass over to him and says; "Here, try this."
The guy takes a sip and spits it out, telling the drunk; "This tastes like piss, what the hell man?!"
The drunk says; "Exactly sir, can you tell me how old I am?"
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There's a drunk sitting at a bar.
A well dressed guy strolls in and orders 25 year old Scotch.
The bartender grabs a bottle off the shelf, pours a shot and slides it over to the guy.
He takes a sip and shakes his head; "No, no... this is 5 year old Scotch... I want 25 year old."
The bartender looks around, sees an old bottle of Scotch under the bar, covered in dust, pours another and slides it over to the guy.
The dude shakes his head again and says; "No, this is only 15 year old Scotch. Don't you have any 25 year old?"
The bartender goes off to look in the storeroom...
Meanwhile the drunk has saddled up to this guy and slides a glass over to him and says; "Here, try this."
The guy takes a sip and spits it out, telling the drunk; "This tastes like piss, what the hell man?!"
The drunk says; "Exactly sir, can you tell me how old I am?"
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 07, 2024 02:17 PM (Q4IgG)
372
If you did make AWFLs divulge their group chats and such you'd find a lot of them wishing some hollywood celeb would treat them like one of the protagonists from The Handmaid's Tail.
How did that press bimbo involved with RFK jr put it? Something like she wanted him to impregnate her...?
How did that press bimbo involved with RFK jr put it? Something like she wanted him to impregnate her...?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 07, 2024 02:17 PM (oZhjI)
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Libs don't realize it, but the post election mood is also going to cement people who crossed the aisle to Vote Trump to stay in that camp, no apologies.
Which side is making fun jokes, and being chill and supportive of them today? Versus the one that wants to scold them, call them racist, and deport all their relatives? Which one will hang out with them at the bar or a gaming discord this week?
This stuff is little, but it matters.
Which side is making fun jokes, and being chill and supportive of them today? Versus the one that wants to scold them, call them racist, and deport all their relatives? Which one will hang out with them at the bar or a gaming discord this week?
This stuff is little, but it matters.
Posted by: LizLem at November 07, 2024 02:17 PM (wcIbG)
374
I am sort of getting a laugh from the fact that the people down the road had what looked like a picture of Rosie the Riveter with a caption. , "Grab him by the ballot." Trump won. LOL
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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At a side street in one of the neighborhoods here, there is a house on one corner with a Harris/Walz sign. Across the street is a traffic sign 'Dead End Road'.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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At a side street in one of the neighborhoods here, there is a house on one corner with a Harris/Walz sign. Across the street is a traffic sign 'Dead End Road'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2024 02:18 PM (XeU6L)
375
If you want unhinged, Christina Applegate on X is a looney tunes meltdown.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Probably completely broken.
Hot little meat Puppet getting passed round like the shiny new toy all the boys love to play with and soooo happy... Then the body completely falls apart, left with nothing but the memories of being so popular.
Posted by: Anna Puma
Probably completely broken.
Hot little meat Puppet getting passed round like the shiny new toy all the boys love to play with and soooo happy... Then the body completely falls apart, left with nothing but the memories of being so popular.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 07, 2024 02:18 PM (/lPRQ)
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Even if you hate Trump, if you cannot understand why he won you have a cognitive impairment.
Posted by: Ordinary American at November 07, 2024 02:18 PM (h/ffs)
377
Just tell me how to get rid of the whiny bitches that keep showing up on my tik tok. Enough already.
Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at November 07, 2024 02:18 PM (iF0sF)
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I don't think it's in the US interests to make citizenship easy to give up. As long as you're a citizen, the gov't collects taxes on all income, no matter where in the world it's derived. IIRC.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 07, 2024 02:16 PM (hTmxG)
That is precisely the reason they make it so difficult to give it up. There is nothing paternal or sentimental about the US government, much though "Julia" wants to believe it.
I don't think it's in the US interests to make citizenship easy to give up. As long as you're a citizen, the gov't collects taxes on all income, no matter where in the world it's derived. IIRC.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 07, 2024 02:16 PM (hTmxG)
That is precisely the reason they make it so difficult to give it up. There is nothing paternal or sentimental about the US government, much though "Julia" wants to believe it.
Posted by: Moki at November 07, 2024 02:18 PM (wLjpr)
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And most women will just skip the follow up questions and give you the answer for all of them
Its a man/woman difference I think. Men skip the details to the meat of the matter: on the whole do you generally like apples to eat? Sure, you might like some better than others, or dislike some, but overall, generally do you like them? That's all assumed in the question... FOR MEN. For women, its all contingent and situational and dependent.
Its a man/woman difference I think. Men skip the details to the meat of the matter: on the whole do you generally like apples to eat? Sure, you might like some better than others, or dislike some, but overall, generally do you like them? That's all assumed in the question... FOR MEN. For women, its all contingent and situational and dependent.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 02:18 PM (Hh1ER)
380
Soviet citizens were experts at reading between the lines.
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2024 01:32 PM (V13WU)
A elderly man was out waiting in line to shop in USSR days, he'd already got to a few stores and nothing was on the shelf to buy. He got in and again nothing on the shelves.
On leaving he cursed loudly about the lack of food in the country long and loud. A man stepped out of the line and said "Comrade, Comrade! You should not speak this way! In the old days they would shoot you like this! " and he mimicked a pistol hand at him.
The old man shook his head and went home to his wife. He said "Mama, its worse than I imagined! Not only are they out of food, they've run out of BULLETS"
Soviet citizens were experts at reading between the lines.
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2024 01:32 PM (V13WU)
A elderly man was out waiting in line to shop in USSR days, he'd already got to a few stores and nothing was on the shelf to buy. He got in and again nothing on the shelves.
On leaving he cursed loudly about the lack of food in the country long and loud. A man stepped out of the line and said "Comrade, Comrade! You should not speak this way! In the old days they would shoot you like this! " and he mimicked a pistol hand at him.
The old man shook his head and went home to his wife. He said "Mama, its worse than I imagined! Not only are they out of food, they've run out of BULLETS"
Posted by: Oldcat at November 07, 2024 02:19 PM (n7h9X)
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Didn't the Houthis say "okay, we're done now, sorry for the bother"?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Bomb them flat anyway. They messed with our boats.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Bomb them flat anyway. They messed with our boats.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 07, 2024 02:19 PM (hB7mE)
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It's funny because it's true. If you have ever eavesdropped on a group of women half in the bag talking....you'll have your eyes opened my friend.
Posted by: Cheri at November 07, 2024 02:19 PM (oiNtH)
383
That, and she's a filthy unappealing whore that nobody likes . . . .
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Dunno that LIV voters thought that way--for them, politics is transactional--old Serpent Head Carville knew this with its the Economy Stupid in 92. In Kamala's case it was the economy, crime, illegal migrations, and the lack of anything resembling a Dem response to those issues in her ads or public speeches/appearances.
I think Bernie's post election criticism that Dems ignored working class problems which went from white working class defections to minority working class defections.
Lot more people below the upper middle class+wealthy that are suffering in this economy.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
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Dunno that LIV voters thought that way--for them, politics is transactional--old Serpent Head Carville knew this with its the Economy Stupid in 92. In Kamala's case it was the economy, crime, illegal migrations, and the lack of anything resembling a Dem response to those issues in her ads or public speeches/appearances.
I think Bernie's post election criticism that Dems ignored working class problems which went from white working class defections to minority working class defections.
Lot more people below the upper middle class+wealthy that are suffering in this economy.
Posted by: whig at November 07, 2024 02:19 PM (ctrM5)
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Me too; and also very disappointed to have seen [Dr.] Ken Jeong of e.g. Community campaigning for Kamala too.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 07, 2024 02:13 PM (hovnC)
The guy went to Duke ... whadda you expect.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 07, 2024 02:13 PM (hovnC)
The guy went to Duke ... whadda you expect.
Posted by: browndog sniffing about at November 07, 2024 02:19 PM (TTAGa)
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There was a sign in the neighborhood, home made, that said “JD Vance puts his cast iron pan in the dishwasher.”
I guess calling him a fake hillbilly?
It was odd…
I guess calling him a fake hillbilly?
It was odd…
Posted by: Lizzy at November 07, 2024 02:19 PM (Hkcdp)
386
I admit, I drive my husband crazy when shesplaining stuff. I can't help myself. But I recognize that I do it. That is a start.
Posted by: lin-duh of the garbage clan at November 07, 2024 01:54 PM (7C6U9)
Sometimes my wife will complain that I'll take an hour to answer a yes/no question but then she'll complain that I answer yes/no to a question where she wanted a dissertation. In the interests of marital harmony I haven't suggested that she ask better questions.
Posted by: lin-duh of the garbage clan at November 07, 2024 01:54 PM (7C6U9)
Sometimes my wife will complain that I'll take an hour to answer a yes/no question but then she'll complain that I answer yes/no to a question where she wanted a dissertation. In the interests of marital harmony I haven't suggested that she ask better questions.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 07, 2024 02:19 PM (ExV1e)
387
James Carville- trying to make sense of what happened, despairing.
https://tinyurl.com/rat7n6ze
He does see a glimmer of hope because the Dems have such a deep bench of rising stars....like Warnock.
https://tinyurl.com/rat7n6ze
He does see a glimmer of hope because the Dems have such a deep bench of rising stars....like Warnock.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 07, 2024 02:19 PM (JxaW4)
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282 Sadly, it's very difficult to give up US citizenship. It's a lengthy process....
Posted by: Moki at November 07, 2024 02:01 PM (wLjpr)
Sadly?
Posted by: Moki at November 07, 2024 02:01 PM (wLjpr)
Sadly?
Posted by: m at November 07, 2024 02:20 PM (VnUSN)
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I got a kick out of the fact that Barron Trump was instrumental in sorting out what podcasts to attend. The first term, Barron didn't seem very enthused about the whole President thing. But, when you get some skin in the game things get more interesting. He certainly seemed to be enjoying himself at the speech Trump gave on the win.
Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2024 02:16 PM (dIske)
At the beginning of Trump's first term, Barron was 10 years old.
Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2024 02:16 PM (dIske)
At the beginning of Trump's first term, Barron was 10 years old.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 07, 2024 02:20 PM (wyMQY)
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358 I am sort of getting a laugh from the fact that the people down the road had what looked like a picture of Rosie the Riveter with a caption. , "Grab him by the ballot." Trump won. LOL
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2024 02:14 PM (H3hH4)
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There's a horse farm down the road from me. These people go all out in election season. They put a full sized billboard. Early on it said "Let's go Brandon!!" Now is says "F*ck Socialism."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2024 02:14 PM (H3hH4)
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There's a horse farm down the road from me. These people go all out in election season. They put a full sized billboard. Early on it said "Let's go Brandon!!" Now is says "F*ck Socialism."
Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2024 02:20 PM (dIske)
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The old man shook his head and went home to his wife. He said "Mama, its worse than I imagined! Not only are they out of food, they've run out of BULLETS"
Posted by: Oldcat
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Been awhile since I heard that one. Still funny.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Been awhile since I heard that one. Still funny.
Posted by: whig at November 07, 2024 02:20 PM (ctrM5)
392
Did Kimmel do the video in black face like the old days?
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 07, 2024 02:20 PM (74LgV)
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359 The vacillating French politician and inventor of the sandal was Philippe Philoppe
Posted by: Ciampino
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Then, there is our own erudite commenter, Count de Monet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2024 02:14 PM (XeU6L)
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Yes I love that. Isn't it from History of The World Part 1 by Mel Brooks?
Posted by: Ciampino
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Then, there is our own erudite commenter, Count de Monet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2024 02:14 PM (XeU6L)
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Yes I love that. Isn't it from History of The World Part 1 by Mel Brooks?
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, Hedley Lamarr at November 07, 2024 02:20 PM (i0xsb)
394
Yeah don't talk too much about your intimate times with Girlfriend, because if it gets back to her (the 'trail') POOF! no more Girlfriend
Posted by: Don Black at November 07, 2024 02:20 PM (/7KEl)
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385 There was a sign in the neighborhood, home made, that said “JD Vance puts his cast iron pan in the dishwasher.”
I guess calling him a fake hillbilly?
It was odd…
Posted by: Lizzy at November
Someone attempted to look up southernisms online.
I guess calling him a fake hillbilly?
It was odd…
Posted by: Lizzy at November
Someone attempted to look up southernisms online.
Posted by: Piper at November 07, 2024 02:20 PM (pZEOD)
396
Portland, Oregon, community activist claiming racial slurs on her car on eve of the election? Seems suspicious to me.
From alleged victim's website:
"Laquida Landford is a community researcher, community health worker, and the lead visionary and Executive Director of AfroVillage PDX. She created AfroVillage PDX as a grassroots movement to build community, reduce social isolation, and support the needs of Black women, people of the African Diaspora, and others impacted by systems of oppression..."
From alleged victim's website:
"Laquida Landford is a community researcher, community health worker, and the lead visionary and Executive Director of AfroVillage PDX. She created AfroVillage PDX as a grassroots movement to build community, reduce social isolation, and support the needs of Black women, people of the African Diaspora, and others impacted by systems of oppression..."
Posted by: MammaB at November 07, 2024 02:20 PM (b+EJe)
397
If one could get them to all commit sudoku at the same time, you'd make a fortune on Pay-Per-View.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 07, 2024 01:47 PM (QdGJh)
I'm kinky, but I don't think I'm kinky enough to pay to watch celebrities writing numbers into squares....
Sorry, I just couldn't resist.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 07, 2024 01:47 PM (QdGJh)
I'm kinky, but I don't think I'm kinky enough to pay to watch celebrities writing numbers into squares....
Sorry, I just couldn't resist.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at November 07, 2024 02:20 PM (E+hz1)
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>>> The first term, Barron didn't seem very enthused about the whole President thing. But, when you get some skin in the game things get more interesting. He certainly seemed to be enjoying himself at the speech Trump gave on the win.
I hope at NYU he is involved with Young Republicans or Turning Point groups. Higher caliber of females with the values his family espouses. I'm not too worried about him going Woke at college from the professors, but from some chick that will try to Kapernick him.
I hope at NYU he is involved with Young Republicans or Turning Point groups. Higher caliber of females with the values his family espouses. I'm not too worried about him going Woke at college from the professors, but from some chick that will try to Kapernick him.
Posted by: LizLem at November 07, 2024 02:21 PM (wcIbG)
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367 Do unknown, weeping TikTokers actually believe people are paying attention to them?
Posted by: Northernlurker
If they act unhinged enough, they go viral and might get a few followers. It's a strategy.
Posted by: Northernlurker
If they act unhinged enough, they go viral and might get a few followers. It's a strategy.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 07, 2024 02:21 PM (JxaW4)
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The democrat party is their religion, the candidate is their deity, and they sacrifice their unborn children as an offering to show how invested they are to them.
How mentally ill do you have to be to completely mentally and physically meltdown over a presidential candidate winning or losing?
The democrat party is their religion, the candidate is their deity, and they sacrifice their unborn children as an offering to show how invested they are to them.
How mentally ill do you have to be to completely mentally and physically meltdown over a presidential candidate winning or losing?
Posted by: Frank Barone at November 07, 2024 02:21 PM (+oR7L)
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I wish it posted names and contact info.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 07, 2024 01:56 PM (U3U8G)
Excuse me, ma'am, following the election do you find yourself contemplating suicide? Could I recommend a good option?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 07, 2024 01:56 PM (U3U8G)
Excuse me, ma'am, following the election do you find yourself contemplating suicide? Could I recommend a good option?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 07, 2024 02:21 PM (ExV1e)
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I once witnessed two female colleagues talking about the length and girth of their boyfriends' fully engorged johnsons. At their desks, not whispering, using hand gestures, stone cold sober. In the 1990s.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 07, 2024 02:22 PM (wzAuc)
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I don't know much about the first part of the bra size. I know that it's the circumference of the chest, but I don't know what the average measurement is for that in women.
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 02:11 PM (v6JzV)
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For you, Bulg. Although I can't help with what "average" is. https://is.gd/dptFoY
Posted by: Bulg at November 07, 2024 02:11 PM (v6JzV)
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For you, Bulg. Although I can't help with what "average" is. https://is.gd/dptFoY
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 07, 2024 02:22 PM (DRSnL)
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388 282 Sadly, it's very difficult to give up US citizenship. It's a lengthy process....
Posted by: Moki at November 07, 2024 02:01 PM (wLjpr)
Sadly?
Posted by: m at November 07, 2024 02:20 PM (VnUSN)
The people who want to give up US citizenship are not loyal to the US. I would rather let them go and make sure they have a hard time getting back in.
Posted by: Moki at November 07, 2024 02:01 PM (wLjpr)
Sadly?
Posted by: m at November 07, 2024 02:20 PM (VnUSN)
The people who want to give up US citizenship are not loyal to the US. I would rather let them go and make sure they have a hard time getting back in.
Posted by: Moki at November 07, 2024 02:22 PM (wLjpr)
405
Here's some good humor: https://is.gd/sCl7J8
Posted by: Bert G at November 07, 2024 02:22 PM (VARTN)
406
Meanwhile the drunk has saddled up to this guy and slides a glass over to him and says; "Here, try this."
The guy takes a sip and spits it out, telling the drunk; "This tastes like piss, what the hell man?!"
The drunk says; "Exactly sir, can you tell me how old I am?"
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 07, 2024 02:17 PM (Q4IgG)
I've heard a variant where the wine expert deduces the vinery, the year, even which part of the field the wine came from.
Then when the piss comes the drunk says "Of course its piss, but WHOSE?"
The guy takes a sip and spits it out, telling the drunk; "This tastes like piss, what the hell man?!"
The drunk says; "Exactly sir, can you tell me how old I am?"
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 07, 2024 02:17 PM (Q4IgG)
I've heard a variant where the wine expert deduces the vinery, the year, even which part of the field the wine came from.
Then when the piss comes the drunk says "Of course its piss, but WHOSE?"
Posted by: Oldcat at November 07, 2024 02:22 PM (n7h9X)
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Budget cutting meeting with Trump, Vance, Musk, RFK Jr. and Ramaswamy:
"OK, who cut one?"
*hilarity ensues
"OK, who cut one?"
*hilarity ensues
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 07, 2024 02:22 PM (7jhlJ)
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397 If one could get them to all commit sudoku at the same time, you'd make a fortune on Pay-Per-View.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 07, 2024 01:47 PM (QdGJh)
I'm kinky, but I don't think I'm kinky enough to pay to watch celebrities writing numbers into squares....
Sorry, I just couldn't resist.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at November 07, 2024 02:20 PM (E+hz1)
I'm sorry but I laughed.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 07, 2024 01:47 PM (QdGJh)
I'm kinky, but I don't think I'm kinky enough to pay to watch celebrities writing numbers into squares....
Sorry, I just couldn't resist.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at November 07, 2024 02:20 PM (E+hz1)
I'm sorry but I laughed.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 07, 2024 02:22 PM (ZbsBz)
409
Correcting a mistake:
DDHQ has NOT called all the remaining House races. I was looking at the wrong graph.
However, House Majority Leader Scalise did say that he expected that all remaining House races would be decided today, fwiw.
DDHQ has NOT called all the remaining House races. I was looking at the wrong graph.
However, House Majority Leader Scalise did say that he expected that all remaining House races would be decided today, fwiw.
Posted by: mnw at November 07, 2024 02:22 PM (NLIak)
410
Barron should be proud that he played a significant role in saving the country and preventing his dad from getting epsteined in prison
that's a good son
that's a good son
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 07, 2024 02:23 PM (M7vhK)
411
In the interests of marital harmony I haven't suggested that she ask better questions.
She probably is doing the same thing. The differences between men and women are fascinating, and I have a different perspective because I'm on the outside looking in. I like the comedian that said that he loved that women and men are different: that's why he likes women, they aren't dudes.
She probably is doing the same thing. The differences between men and women are fascinating, and I have a different perspective because I'm on the outside looking in. I like the comedian that said that he loved that women and men are different: that's why he likes women, they aren't dudes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 02:23 PM (Hh1ER)
412
A nun, a rabbi, and a swami walk into a bar. The bartender takes one look at them and says, "What is this, a joke?"
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 07, 2024 02:23 PM (YrTFn)
413
Jussie moved to Portland?
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 07, 2024 02:23 PM (74LgV)
414
In some parallel universe:
Monkeys can play the piano and 40 stacked Russian hotties have escaped a research facility in South Carolina.
Monkeys can play the piano and 40 stacked Russian hotties have escaped a research facility in South Carolina.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 07, 2024 02:23 PM (Y6IkP)
415
The first term, Barron didn't seem very enthused about the whole President thing. But, when you get some skin in the game things get more interesting. He certainly seemed to be enjoying himself at the speech Trump gave on the win.
I hope at NYU he is involved with Young Republicans or Turning Point groups. Higher caliber of females with the values his family espouses. I'm not too worried about him going Woke at college from the professors, but from some chick that will try to Kapernick him.
Posted by: LizLem at November 07, 2024 02:21 PM (wcIbG)
At least he doesn't have to worry about being too short to be datable.
I hope at NYU he is involved with Young Republicans or Turning Point groups. Higher caliber of females with the values his family espouses. I'm not too worried about him going Woke at college from the professors, but from some chick that will try to Kapernick him.
Posted by: LizLem at November 07, 2024 02:21 PM (wcIbG)
At least he doesn't have to worry about being too short to be datable.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 07, 2024 02:24 PM (n7h9X)
416
Posted by: Orson at November 07, 2024 02:20 PM (dIske
Well, at least there's some humor from political signs on the right, but perhaps before Kamala lost the leftists thought "Grab him by the ballot" was very funny.
Well, at least there's some humor from political signs on the right, but perhaps before Kamala lost the leftists thought "Grab him by the ballot" was very funny.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2024 02:24 PM (H3hH4)
417
402 I once witnessed two female colleagues talking about the length and girth of their boyfriends' fully engorged johnsons. At their desks, not whispering, using hand gestures, stone cold sober. In the 1990s.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 07, 2024 02:22
Go on.....
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 07, 2024 02:22
Go on.....
Posted by: Wine Mom Tina at November 07, 2024 02:24 PM (+oR7L)
418
Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day.
Teach him to fish, you feed him for life.
Teach him to create an artificial shortage of fish, he eats beef.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 07, 2024 02:09 PM (ExV1e)
Give a man a fire, and he's warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
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Before you criticize a man, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do, you're a mile away, and, you have his shoes. --- P.J O'Rourke
Teach him to fish, you feed him for life.
Teach him to create an artificial shortage of fish, he eats beef.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 07, 2024 02:09 PM (ExV1e)
Give a man a fire, and he's warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
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Before you criticize a man, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do, you're a mile away, and, you have his shoes. --- P.J O'Rourke
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2024 02:24 PM (XeU6L)
419
Portland, Oregon, community activist claiming racial slurs on her car on eve of the election? Seems suspicious to me.
99% chance faux hate crime.
99% chance faux hate crime.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 02:24 PM (Hh1ER)
420
My favorite part of the meltdowns? The nevertrumpers basically hollering, "Turn those machines back on" when it became clear PDT was going to win and not by a little bit.
Who was it, baseball wanker who proclaimed Trump followers were already looking for a scapegoat before the election started? That one aged as badly as any hot take I've seen.
Who was it, baseball wanker who proclaimed Trump followers were already looking for a scapegoat before the election started? That one aged as badly as any hot take I've seen.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 07, 2024 02:24 PM (tT6L1)
421
125 Everyone has heard of "mansplaining" but let's consider a new concept: "Shelaborating"
It when you ask a woman a simple question and it takes her half an hour to give you full character backgrounds and history before she gets to the answer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Kind of like getting a recipe off of Pinterest.
It when you ask a woman a simple question and it takes her half an hour to give you full character backgrounds and history before she gets to the answer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Kind of like getting a recipe off of Pinterest.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 07, 2024 02:24 PM (PqDi1)
422
I don't like Granny Smiths at all; they're too sour."
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 07, 2024 02:11 PM (hB7mE)
Crap, I feel seen...
Posted by: LizLem
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Granny Smiths are good for pie and... that's it.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 07, 2024 02:11 PM (hB7mE)
Crap, I feel seen...
Posted by: LizLem
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Granny Smiths are good for pie and... that's it.
Posted by: lin-duh of the garbage clan at November 07, 2024 02:24 PM (7C6U9)
423
I understand lurkers get banned for laughing at regulars.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 07, 2024 02:25 PM (ZbsBz)
Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2024 02:25 PM (+j7Fj)
425
340
He's a low T pussy.
The closest he's come to manliness is being on the man show with Carolla. Manly by proximity only
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 07, 2024 02:12 PM (FCbAQ)
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So you're saying he has a short proximity fuse?
He's a low T pussy.
The closest he's come to manliness is being on the man show with Carolla. Manly by proximity only
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 07, 2024 02:12 PM (FCbAQ)
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So you're saying he has a short proximity fuse?
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, e corto at November 07, 2024 02:25 PM (i0xsb)
426
At the beginning of Trump's first term, Barron was 10 years old.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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And leaving the comfortable world in which he lived to the strange and horrible life in a fishbowl that the presidency is.
Says something about Melania's and DJT's parenting skills.
Amy Carter, under similar circumstances, ended up living low key in the Memphis area attending the Memphis School of Art after she left Brown Univ without a degree.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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And leaving the comfortable world in which he lived to the strange and horrible life in a fishbowl that the presidency is.
Says something about Melania's and DJT's parenting skills.
Amy Carter, under similar circumstances, ended up living low key in the Memphis area attending the Memphis School of Art after she left Brown Univ without a degree.
Posted by: whig at November 07, 2024 02:25 PM (ctrM5)
427
It is funny watching the Democrats look at the voting numbers for the past 8 presidential elections and notice that the highest number of voters was 129 million (including this year) and then notice that 2020 had 155 million, and ask "How did that happen?"
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 07, 2024 02:25 PM (Da7Vv)
428
424 At the beginning of Trump's first term, Barron was 10 years old.
And that's two feet ago.
Posted by: t-bird
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Snort.
And that's two feet ago.
Posted by: t-bird
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Snort.
Posted by: whig at November 07, 2024 02:25 PM (ctrM5)
429
Like you, wife is always curious even if she would never do what I was doing like working on a car problem. I now tell her in advance, if able, what I am going to do before I do it. That resolves a lot of issues.
Posted by: whig at November 07, 2024 02:08 PM (ctrM5)
Took me quite a while to realize he couldn't talk and work at the same time and wasn't just being grumpy.
Like you, wife is always curious even if she would never do what I was doing like working on a car problem. I now tell her in advance, if able, what I am going to do before I do it. That resolves a lot of issues.
Posted by: whig at November 07, 2024 02:08 PM (ctrM5)
Took me quite a while to realize he couldn't talk and work at the same time and wasn't just being grumpy.
Posted by: Just Lily at November 07, 2024 02:26 PM (XqWaa)
430
Has TJM performed his first ritual banning yet
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 07, 2024 02:26 PM (ZbsBz)
431
425
That should be 339 not 340
That should be 339 not 340
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, e corto at November 07, 2024 02:26 PM (i0xsb)
432
There was a sign in the neighborhood, home made, that said “JD Vance puts his cast iron pan in the dishwasher.”
I guess calling him a fake hillbilly?
It was odd…
Posted by: Lizzy at November
Someone attempted to look up southernisms online.
Posted by: Piper at November 07, 2024 02:20 PM (pZEOD)
Isn't it usually a skillet?
I guess calling him a fake hillbilly?
It was odd…
Posted by: Lizzy at November
Someone attempted to look up southernisms online.
Posted by: Piper at November 07, 2024 02:20 PM (pZEOD)
Isn't it usually a skillet?
Posted by: Oldcat at November 07, 2024 02:27 PM (n7h9X)
433
I once witnessed two female colleagues talking about the length and girth of their boyfriends' fully engorged johnsons. At their desks, not whispering, using hand gestures, stone cold sober. In the 1990s.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer
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And this, Son, is why you only date women with small hands.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer
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And this, Son, is why you only date women with small hands.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 07, 2024 02:27 PM (/lPRQ)
434
Go Karting c. 1961 starring Don Knott's
He even uses a medical probe!
https://youtu.be/7HBIUJiqWao
He even uses a medical probe!
https://youtu.be/7HBIUJiqWao
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 07, 2024 02:27 PM (vO42M)
435
But no kids. Now I wonder if they are/were all on the pill. I know it regulates those mood swings but I wonder if it is causing a lot more damage to society by destroying women and their core essence in some way.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is the end of the junta at November 07, 2024 02:00 PM (affGO)
I read once that most women on the pill were on anti-depressants and vice versa. Don't know if it's true. I've known a few women on the pill and they were all on anti-depressants but it's too small a sample to be conclusive.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is the end of the junta at November 07, 2024 02:00 PM (affGO)
I read once that most women on the pill were on anti-depressants and vice versa. Don't know if it's true. I've known a few women on the pill and they were all on anti-depressants but it's too small a sample to be conclusive.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 07, 2024 02:27 PM (ExV1e)
436
However, House Majority Leader Scalise did say that he expected that all remaining House races would be decided today, fwiw.
I'd say to them: Trump's watching. Make your choice.
I'd say to them: Trump's watching. Make your choice.
Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2024 02:27 PM (+j7Fj)
437
Has TJM performed his first ritual banning yet
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 07, 2024 02:26 PM (ZbsBz)
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Wait, TJM can ban people now?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 07, 2024 02:26 PM (ZbsBz)
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Wait, TJM can ban people now?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 07, 2024 02:27 PM (DRSnL)
438
Monkeys will not, however, have sufficient time to pound out the works of Shakespeare:
centauri-dreams.org/2024/11/01/ monkeying-around-with-shakespeare/
centauri-dreams.org/2024/11/01/ monkeying-around-with-shakespeare/
Posted by: gKWVE at November 07, 2024 02:27 PM (gKWVE)
439
Melania who?
Posted by: Fashion Magazines at November 07, 2024 02:28 PM (DobEs)
440
Has TJM performed his first ritual banning yet
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 07, 2024 02:26 PM (ZbsBz)
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Wait, TJM can ban people now?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 07, 2024 02:27 PM (DRSnL)
I know, WTF were they thinking !
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 07, 2024 02:26 PM (ZbsBz)
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Wait, TJM can ban people now?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 07, 2024 02:27 PM (DRSnL)
I know, WTF were they thinking !
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2024 02:28 PM (V13WU)
441
During his inauguration Trump needs to acknowledge and thank Ace for being on the forefront of making fun of leftist and RINOs whose wives have boyfriends, it probably turned the election.
Posted by: Rbastid at November 07, 2024 02:28 PM (2odMI)
442
203 Here's what passes for humor with me these days. This is a graph showing political ad spending in the battleground states. Not only did Trump win every single one of these states. He did so while spending a tiny fraction of the money Harris spent for political ads.
The spending was stupid.
When every video I tried to watch for two months had three different unskippable 'send us money' begs villifying Trump rather than promoting themselves you are driving away votes with annoyance, not gaining them
The spending was stupid.
When every video I tried to watch for two months had three different unskippable 'send us money' begs villifying Trump rather than promoting themselves you are driving away votes with annoyance, not gaining them
Posted by: Bensdad00 at November 07, 2024 02:28 PM (EsHTN)
443
>>> 331 Probably just voter suppression.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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A lot of ballots died during the time of Covid. But it could never be blamed on the vaxx.
Posted by: whig at November 07, 2024 02:10 PM (ctrM5)
Comment of the week.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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A lot of ballots died during the time of Covid. But it could never be blamed on the vaxx.
Posted by: whig at November 07, 2024 02:10 PM (ctrM5)
Comment of the week.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 07, 2024 02:28 PM (zlGo9)
444
Fed cut rates by .25%
Posted by: WisRich at November 07, 2024 02:28 PM (G0vdT)
445
Do Democrats realize Trump would be history if they hadn't stolen the 2020 election?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 07, 2024 02:28 PM (ZbsBz)
446
Like you, wife is always curious even if she would never do what I was doing like working on a car problem. I now tell her in advance, if able, what I am going to do before I do it. That resolves a lot of issues.
Posted by: whig at November 07, 2024 02:08 PM (ctrM5)
Took me quite a while to realize he couldn't talk and work at the same time and wasn't just being grumpy.
Posted by: Just Lily at November 07, 2024 02:26 PM (XqWaa)
Cats are like that too, do something out of the ordinary and the whole gang are watching from various distances and vantage points. They don't expect conversation though.
Posted by: whig at November 07, 2024 02:08 PM (ctrM5)
Took me quite a while to realize he couldn't talk and work at the same time and wasn't just being grumpy.
Posted by: Just Lily at November 07, 2024 02:26 PM (XqWaa)
Cats are like that too, do something out of the ordinary and the whole gang are watching from various distances and vantage points. They don't expect conversation though.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 07, 2024 02:28 PM (n7h9X)
447
Its also funny watching Marc Elias and David Plouffe trying to hide in each other's ass.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 07, 2024 02:28 PM (Da7Vv)
448
Before you criticize a man, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do, you're a mile away, and, you have his shoes. --- P.J O'Rourke
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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O'Rourke ended up choosing his social class rather than what he said by the end of his life. Left a sour taste in my mouth about him and his works.
Simply put, the world had changed and PJ chose safety for him and his rather than confronting the Obama threat as a satirist.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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O'Rourke ended up choosing his social class rather than what he said by the end of his life. Left a sour taste in my mouth about him and his works.
Simply put, the world had changed and PJ chose safety for him and his rather than confronting the Obama threat as a satirist.
Posted by: whig at November 07, 2024 02:29 PM (ctrM5)
449
2020 had 155 million, and ask "How did that happen?"
****************
We should do a full forensic audit to find out
Finally a bipartisan thing we can agree on, let's recount those votes!
For democracy!
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We should do a full forensic audit to find out
Finally a bipartisan thing we can agree on, let's recount those votes!
For democracy!
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 07, 2024 02:29 PM (M7vhK)
450
TJM is a COB now, isn't he?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 07, 2024 02:29 PM (ZbsBz)
451
Justine Bateman critiqued this one.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 07, 2024 01:59 PM (ExV1e)
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What does this mean? Did I miss something?
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 07, 2024 02:02 PM (jyAD3)
https://nitter.poast.org/JustineBateman
She critiques a lot of meltdown videos from a filmmaker perspective. It's amusing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 07, 2024 01:59 PM (ExV1e)
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What does this mean? Did I miss something?
Posted by: Seems Legit at November 07, 2024 02:02 PM (jyAD3)
https://nitter.poast.org/JustineBateman
She critiques a lot of meltdown videos from a filmmaker perspective. It's amusing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 07, 2024 02:30 PM (ExV1e)
452
439 Melania
Posted by: Fashion Magazines at November 07, 2024 02:28 PM (DobEs)
So we only have to suffer through one more Christmas of
Dr. Jill's WH "decorating".
Posted by: Fashion Magazines at November 07, 2024 02:28 PM (DobEs)
So we only have to suffer through one more Christmas of
Dr. Jill's WH "decorating".
Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2024 02:30 PM (IyPmt)
453
The spending was stupid.
When every video I tried to watch for two months had three different unskippable 'send us money' begs villifying Trump rather than promoting themselves you are driving away votes with annoyance, not gaining them
Posted by: Bensdad00 at November 07, 2024 02:28 PM (EsHTN)
My ads weren't even the standard hate Trump ads. Just funding begging by Harris, and Obama and no policy talk.
When every video I tried to watch for two months had three different unskippable 'send us money' begs villifying Trump rather than promoting themselves you are driving away votes with annoyance, not gaining them
Posted by: Bensdad00 at November 07, 2024 02:28 PM (EsHTN)
My ads weren't even the standard hate Trump ads. Just funding begging by Harris, and Obama and no policy talk.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 07, 2024 02:30 PM (n7h9X)
454
TJM is a COB now, isn't he?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 07, 2024 02:29 PM (ZbsBz)
Yeah but he doesn't get it
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 07, 2024 02:29 PM (ZbsBz)
Yeah but he doesn't get it
Posted by: Doof at November 07, 2024 02:30 PM (N0dT2)
455
A priest and a Rabi walk past a young boy.
Priest says: " I'd like to f**k that boy".
Rabi says: " out of what?"
Priest says: " I'd like to f**k that boy".
Rabi says: " out of what?"
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 07, 2024 02:30 PM (mnoTq)
456
Point of order: Every thread since about 3am Wed morning has been a humor thread
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 07, 2024 02:30 PM (B9Prs)
457
Cats are like that too, do something out of the ordinary and the whole gang are watching from various distances and vantage points. They don't expect conversation though.
Posted by: Oldcat
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I had a Siamese once that did vocalize quite frequently and was prompt in vocalizing what the hell are you actually doing meows.
We got a dog and that ended the cat getting up close and personal questioning everything I was doing.
Posted by: Oldcat
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I had a Siamese once that did vocalize quite frequently and was prompt in vocalizing what the hell are you actually doing meows.
We got a dog and that ended the cat getting up close and personal questioning everything I was doing.
Posted by: whig at November 07, 2024 02:31 PM (ctrM5)
458
She went insane, blocked me after multiple posts filled with foam-speckled profanity and hateful wishes for me to die in various crazed manners
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 01:47 PM (Hh1ER)
But did she have big tits?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 01:47 PM (Hh1ER)
But did she have big tits?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 07, 2024 02:31 PM (ufFY8)
459
343 The Germans at the Pentagon are pretty happy that Scholz's party has collapsed.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 07, 2024 02:12 PM (AdHga)
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Does the Fuhrer know that we have infiltrated the Pentagon?
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 07, 2024 02:12 PM (AdHga)
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Does the Fuhrer know that we have infiltrated the Pentagon?
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, i Nazisti at November 07, 2024 02:31 PM (i0xsb)
460
He does see a glimmer of hope because the Dems have such a deep bench of rising stars....like Warnock.
Warnock: 55
Shapiro: 51
Newsome: 57
Vance: 40
Vivek: 39
Desantis: 46
Someone was stressing on Young Turks the younger ones, the AOCs (35) or the Mayor Petes (42) are too extreme to be viable candidates, considering how America voted Tuesday. But their youth and radicalism will be hard for the DNC to overlook.
Warnock: 55
Shapiro: 51
Newsome: 57
Vance: 40
Vivek: 39
Desantis: 46
Someone was stressing on Young Turks the younger ones, the AOCs (35) or the Mayor Petes (42) are too extreme to be viable candidates, considering how America voted Tuesday. But their youth and radicalism will be hard for the DNC to overlook.
Posted by: LizLem at November 07, 2024 02:31 PM (wcIbG)
461
Melania
Posted by: Fashion Magazines at November 07, 2024 02:28 PM (DobEs)
So we only have to suffer through one more Christmas of
Dr. Jill's WH "decorating".
Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2024 02:30 PM (IyPmt)
Watch it be all red like her red voting outfit for one last stab.
Posted by: Fashion Magazines at November 07, 2024 02:28 PM (DobEs)
So we only have to suffer through one more Christmas of
Dr. Jill's WH "decorating".
Posted by: It's me donna at November 07, 2024 02:30 PM (IyPmt)
Watch it be all red like her red voting outfit for one last stab.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 07, 2024 02:31 PM (n7h9X)
462
Nood. Bill Kristol, traitor.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 07, 2024 02:31 PM (ExV1e)
463
Kind of like getting a recipe off of Pinterest.
LOL yeah you're right. Or a gaming tip on Youtube. "I am going to show you how to find the hidden chest in Dawnster. OK First, I built a character..."
LOL yeah you're right. Or a gaming tip on Youtube. "I am going to show you how to find the hidden chest in Dawnster. OK First, I built a character..."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2024 02:31 PM (Hh1ER)
464
So we only have to suffer through one more Christmas of
Dr. Jill's WH "decorating".
in a tube top.
Dr. Jill's WH "decorating".
in a tube top.
Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2024 02:31 PM (+j7Fj)
465
Ace & others:
On his radio show just now, Dan Bongino said we should all thank Rick Wilson and his ilk; millions of Democrat dollars were gifted by those NeverTrumpers -- going to people like "Wilson and his body odor condition" that could have gone to more productive use like GOTV.
lol
On his radio show just now, Dan Bongino said we should all thank Rick Wilson and his ilk; millions of Democrat dollars were gifted by those NeverTrumpers -- going to people like "Wilson and his body odor condition" that could have gone to more productive use like GOTV.
lol
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 07, 2024 02:31 PM (JGwtE)
466
430 Has TJM performed his first ritual banning yet
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 07, 2024 02:26 PM (ZbsBz)
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I've banned Paul a few times. But that's it.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 07, 2024 02:26 PM (ZbsBz)
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I've banned Paul a few times. But that's it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 07, 2024 02:31 PM (GBKbO)
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456 Point of order: Every thread since about 3am Wed morning has been a humor thread
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On election Eve I tapped out at about 10:00 so I guess I missed a lot
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 07, 2024 02:30 PM (B9Prs)
On election Eve I tapped out at about 10:00 so I guess I missed a lot
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Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 07, 2024 02:27 PM (ExV1e)
Yes; first the pill and then the antidepressants or anti-anxiety meds. You can't really mess with a woman's hormones without also messing with her emotional stability.
Later on, thyroid medication is often needed.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 07, 2024 02:27 PM (ExV1e)
Yes; first the pill and then the antidepressants or anti-anxiety meds. You can't really mess with a woman's hormones without also messing with her emotional stability.
Later on, thyroid medication is often needed.
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AOC has more experience being a puppet, but she's not a lot smarter than Harris.
Posted by: LizLem at November 07, 2024 02:31 PM (wcIbG)
AOC has more experience being a puppet, but she's not a lot smarter than Harris.
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>>> At the beginning of Trump's first term, Barron was 10 years old.
His falling asleep on the stage in 2016 was adorable.
His falling asleep on the stage in 2016 was adorable.
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O'Rourke ended up choosing his social class rather than what he said by the end of his life. Left a sour taste in my mouth about him and his works.
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Agreed. We've seen it happen to others.
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Agreed. We've seen it happen to others.
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Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 07, 2024 02:33 PM (JGwtE)
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"Is James Carville alive? How could you tell?"
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Last I saw, he slipped into some lava while dancing with a ring.
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Last I saw, he slipped into some lava while dancing with a ring.
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465 Ace & others:
On his radio show just now, Dan Bongino said we should all thank Rick Wilson and his ilk; millions of Democrat dollars were gifted by those NeverTrumpers -- going to people like "Wilson and his body odor condition" that could have gone to more productive use like GOTV.
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That is gonna leave a mark. Leftist hate to be considered being a fool like any mark would by being conned.
On his radio show just now, Dan Bongino said we should all thank Rick Wilson and his ilk; millions of Democrat dollars were gifted by those NeverTrumpers -- going to people like "Wilson and his body odor condition" that could have gone to more productive use like GOTV.
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That is gonna leave a mark. Leftist hate to be considered being a fool like any mark would by being conned.
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Last I saw, he slipped into some lava while dancing with a ring.
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>>> 395 385 There was a sign in the neighborhood, home made, that said “JD Vance puts his cast iron pan in the dishwasher.”
I guess calling him a fake hillbilly?
It was odd…
Posted by: Lizzy at November
Someone attempted to look up southernisms online.
Posted by: Piper at November 07, 2024 02:20 PM (pZEOD)
Bless their hearts.
I guess calling him a fake hillbilly?
It was odd…
Posted by: Lizzy at November
Someone attempted to look up southernisms online.
Posted by: Piper at November 07, 2024 02:20 PM (pZEOD)
Bless their hearts.
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"I made her beautiful because I knew how happy you would be looking at such a beautiful creature."
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" Well, Adam, I wanted her to be happy with you too."
" OH, Yes, God. She is so beautiful I can't stop looking at her. She sings and makes friends with the animals. And she has the sweetest giggle. My heart sings with joy to hear her. But, I do wonder why you made her so very beautiful I have a hard time concentrating on my work."
"I made her beautiful because I knew how happy you would be looking at such a beautiful creature."
"OH. Thank you. I really do like looking at her. But one more question, why did you have to make her so dumb? She doesn't know anything AT ALL. "
" Well, Adam, I wanted her to be happy with you too."
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I had a Siamese once that did vocalize quite frequently and was prompt in vocalizing what the hell are you actually doing meows.
We got a dog and that ended the cat getting up close and personal questioning everything I was doing.
Posted by: whig at November 07, 2024 02:31 PM (ctrM5)
My cats are Persian adjacent or British Shorthair which are not chatty. Although my girl will scold me with a chitter if I cough too much presumably for scaring the game away. A lot of cats just gain ascendancy over the dog and do what they want, sometimes with the dogs help.
We got a dog and that ended the cat getting up close and personal questioning everything I was doing.
Posted by: whig at November 07, 2024 02:31 PM (ctrM5)
My cats are Persian adjacent or British Shorthair which are not chatty. Although my girl will scold me with a chitter if I cough too much presumably for scaring the game away. A lot of cats just gain ascendancy over the dog and do what they want, sometimes with the dogs help.
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Granny Smiths are great for apple pie. Tart, not sour. Nice and crunchy. They hold up well in a pie. Must have sugar balance just right and can definitely take extra cinnamon.
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Granny Smiths are great for apple pie. Tart, not sour. Nice and crunchy. They hold up well in a pie. Must have sugar balance just right and can definitely take extra cinnamon.
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>>> But no kids. Now I wonder if they are/were all on the pill. I know it regulates those mood swings but I wonder if it is causing a lot more damage to society by destroying women and their core essence in some way.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is the end of the junta at November 07, 2024 02:00 PM (affGO)
Someone has pointed out that all the mass shooters in America, going back to Columbine, were on psychotropic drugs to control mood. I'd love to see that research. Taking a look at all the drugs we are putting our young people on, and if they are doing more harm than good, is something hopefully JFK Jr. can dive into when he's in the FDA.
(I says this as someone that, if you try to pry my ADHD meds from me or my kids, we will have words. Prescribed meds are a vital part of physical and mental health. They are also destroying some people's lives.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is the end of the junta at November 07, 2024 02:00 PM (affGO)
Someone has pointed out that all the mass shooters in America, going back to Columbine, were on psychotropic drugs to control mood. I'd love to see that research. Taking a look at all the drugs we are putting our young people on, and if they are doing more harm than good, is something hopefully JFK Jr. can dive into when he's in the FDA.
(I says this as someone that, if you try to pry my ADHD meds from me or my kids, we will have words. Prescribed meds are a vital part of physical and mental health. They are also destroying some people's lives.)
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On election Eve I tapped out at about 10:00 so I guess I missed a lot
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I started live streaming from Roku, Steve Bannon's show somewhere about 10-11 PM and then stayed to watch the festivities until about 4 AM when Charlie Kirk and his gang's show ended.
Posted by: It's me donna
I started live streaming from Roku, Steve Bannon's show somewhere about 10-11 PM and then stayed to watch the festivities until about 4 AM when Charlie Kirk and his gang's show ended.
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O'Rourke ended up choosing his social class rather than what he said by the end of his life. Left a sour taste in my mouth about him and his works.
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Agreed. We've seen it happen to others.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2024 02:33 PM (XeU6L)
Social Class? PJ was about as well off as my family and from a similar area of Ohio. Its a pretty big fall for an irreverent humorist to be looking over his shoulder at the neighbors.
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Agreed. We've seen it happen to others.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2024 02:33 PM (XeU6L)
Social Class? PJ was about as well off as my family and from a similar area of Ohio. Its a pretty big fall for an irreverent humorist to be looking over his shoulder at the neighbors.
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Posted by: Gentlemen, this is the end of the junta at November 07, 2024 02:00 PM (affGO)
It is known that women off the pill prefer a more manly sort of male, on the pill they are attracted to more "safe" partners. So this can cause some issues when they switch over.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is the end of the junta at November 07, 2024 02:00 PM (affGO)
It is known that women off the pill prefer a more manly sort of male, on the pill they are attracted to more "safe" partners. So this can cause some issues when they switch over.
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I'm rooting for the monkeys to escape in to the hills and form a colony that no man can penetrate.
Call it PNut-Fred's revenge.
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Call it PNut-Fred's revenge.
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The closest he's come to manliness is being on the man show with Carolla. Manly by proximity only
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Nah. He's manly by injection.
The closest he's come to manliness is being on the man show with Carolla. Manly by proximity only
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 07, 2024 02:12 PM (FCbAQ)
Nah. He's manly by injection.
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