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Gloat Part 2: The Engloatening

Thanks to MAGA Ken for that.

Anna Orso
@anna_orso

Philly Dem Party Chair Bob Brady placed blame with Harris' campaign and said Biden probably should have remained the candidate.

"They didn't show us any respect. I never talked to the lady," Brady said of Harris.

VEINS. Can't wait for the big fight over this.

Shannon Watts
@shannonrwatts

Kamala Harris was not a flawed candidate. America is a flawed country.


John Rich
@johnrich

Kamala lost so bad, FEMA just sent her a check for $750.

Chuck Ross
@ChuckRossDC

Biden disinfo czar Nina Jankowicz on Trump's victory:

"Just as Russian disinformation is most successful when it weaponizes pre-existing fissures and grievances to undermine us, it is clear the Trump campaign's messages...appeal to a significant number of Americans, even if untrue."

Varad Mehta
@varadmehta

You know who had a really bad night last night? Nancy Pelosi. She was basically the coup leader against Biden, the one who organized the effort to remove him and replace him with Kamala. She defended the putsch in very cold and practical terms, and it blew up in her face.


Sean Davis
@seanmdav

Had corrupt Democrats and regime media not used a pandemic to destroy the country and rig a presidential election in 2020, Trump would be on his way out the door today.

But they couldn't help themselves. And Trump is going to have four more years with the full knowledge of everything they did.

If you are a commie liberal and think Trump was "bad" pre-2020, take a moment and consider what a post-landslide Trump will look like after you tried to murder him on live television.

You're going to spend the next four years regretting every thing you've been up to for the last five. And it's going to be glorious, because the whole time you're going to be made to understand it was all your fault.

Fat froglike woman threatens violence.

Compilation of the media reacting to their latest huge failure. At 0:28, Jake Tapper is Visibly Stunned to learn that there is not a single county in the nation, not a one, in which Kamala Harris overperformed Biden's numbers.

Outstanding Mentally Ill White Girl meltdown. 8 out of ten.

Another one, though this might be a clip having nothing to do with politics, just another "empowered" young woman showing the world that she's a sexualized toddler.

Average Democrat "man" with average (for a Democrat) testosterone levels.

Pia Guerra
@PiaGuerra

Remember in the Handmaid's Tale when women had their rights taken away in an afternoon, and all the men in their lives, coworkers, friends, partners just stood around and shrugged.

That's you, America.

You'll never stand up for us.

copiumoverdose.jpg

Via Catturd.

The Decision Desk now projects the GOP will keep the House.

Got some Election Denialism going on:

I love that all the rich privileged yentas are dressed in funeral black. So frivolous, so melodramatic. Mika was in funeral black on Mourning Joe (see what I did there).

Sean Davis
@seanmdav

I love that she is in funeral garb. What a hysterical, melodramatic, silly woman she is.

From two days before the Trump Restoration:

Maybe he'll finally go to Prague. You know, like Hillary Clinton's crooked fake MI-6 agent falsely claimed he did, supposedly to meet with Muh Russians.

deathofempathy2.jpg.jpeg


Hilarious:

jenrubingenius.jpg

Bernie Sanders: The working class rejected us because we gave them nothing but upper-middle-class white culture war bullshit

Jen Rubin: What are you talking about, we gave the working class exactly what they wanted, which is upper-middle-class white culture war bullshit

How can she be this bad at literally everything?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:28 PM




Comments

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1 SPONGE

Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2024 06:28 PM (q177U)

2 Afuera!

Posted by: fly gal at November 06, 2024 06:28 PM (BK44S)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at November 06, 2024 06:29 PM (j7R06)

4 Has Rob Reiner started burning yet?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 06, 2024 06:30 PM (kTd/k)

5 To be fair, Biden would have been smoked worse the Kumswala.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 06, 2024 06:30 PM (XMwZJ)

6 it seems that bette midler deleted her twixxer account

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 06, 2024 06:30 PM (CWTWj)

7 Just saw something on Daily Mail about lib women talking about taking up the 4B movement, which apparently means no sex with men, no babies, no dating, and no marriage. I know you're all devastated.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2024 06:30 PM (DRSnL)

8 Leftists melting down makes my day

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2024 06:31 PM (fwDg9)

9 ...too many people Whoopi knows... died... trying to vote.

Died.

Trying to Vote.

So many people Whoopi knows. Could you possibly name one, you demented mop head?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 06:31 PM (Hh1ER)

10 The gut sucking copium is still getting air - the nostrils aren't covered....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 06:32 PM (VNX3d)

11 Hasn't whoopi left the country by now?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2024 06:32 PM (W/lyH)

12 whoppie goldberg knows people who died trying to vote?


I am going to toss the bull$hit flag on that statement.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 06, 2024 06:32 PM (QNSds)

13 gut == guy (I think).

The typo might be funnier.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 06:32 PM (VNX3d)

14 Someone floated Mike Pompeo for Sec Def. That sounds like the worst place to put the weakest member of the team in orbit around trump.

Sec Def needs a new GOPer to oversee it. Seems like a perfect place for Tulsi Gabbard.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 06, 2024 06:33 PM (pZ0Mr)

15 You know who had a really bad night last night? Nancy Pelosi. She was basically the coup leader against Biden, the one who organized the effort to remove him and replace him with Kamala. She defended the putsch in very cold and practical terms, and it blew up in her face.

==

I noticed !

https://tinyurl.com/mrdz979c


Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 06:33 PM (V13WU)

16 Just saw something on Daily Mail about lib women talking about taking up the 4B movement

Yeah its a complete media invention. Supposedly it started up big in South Korea, but if you talk to Koreans they say "what now? 4b? Is that an address?"

And I'm holding out until Gloat Part 3: Electric Gloataloo before I buy. I'll get the box set.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 06:33 PM (Hh1ER)

17 > "Too many people that I know died trying to vote."

Wat?

Did one of those Democrat busses that take people to multiple precincts to vote overturn?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 06, 2024 06:33 PM (Odg76)

18 What was that blue haired pig like creature ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2024 06:33 PM (IyPmt)

19 >>>9 ...too many people Whoopi knows... died... trying to vote.

that was me

Posted by: AOC (the ghost) at November 06, 2024 06:33 PM (KRtlO)

20 Biden disinfo czar Nina Jankowicz on Trump's victory:

"Just as Russian disinformation is most successful when it weaponizes pre-existing fissures and grievances to undermine us, it is clear the Trump campaign's messages...appeal to a significant number of Americans, even if untrue."
______________

I wish she'd shut her pre-existing fissure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:33 PM (YqDXo)

21 I've been dipping my privates in the fanciest imported puddings all day as a celebration. I may stop by the weekend. No promises, though.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 06, 2024 06:33 PM (RMjVS)

22
That's you, America.

You'll never stand up for us.

_________

Stand up for yourself, sillywoman.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2024 06:33 PM (EsZUh)

23 Just saw something on Daily Mail about lib women talking about taking up the 4B movement, which apparently means no sex with men, no babies, no dating, and no marriage. I know you're all devastated.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2024 06:30 PM (DRSnL)

Aren't they already doing all of that? I guess it makes it meaningful if you call it a "movement".

Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 06, 2024 06:34 PM (k9OZB)

24 >>>...too many people Whoopi knows... died... trying to vote.


and me!

Posted by: Michelle Fields' Phantom Limb at November 06, 2024 06:34 PM (KRtlO)

25 >>>too many people Whoopi knows... died... trying to vote.

The alligators in the moat are a nice touch.

Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2024 06:34 PM (q177U)

26 I be proud to announce the "We Hate Trump Day" Parades in Brattleboro are back!!!

Stay tuned for the 2025 schedule .....

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at November 06, 2024 06:34 PM (S8RIM)

27 too many people Whoopi knows... died... trying to vote.
______________

Whoopi --> Whopper

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:34 PM (YqDXo)

28 PJ O'Rourke said that you could tell successful political movements, because they had the beautiful women. MAGA is overflowing with beautiful women.

Our opponents are ugly, and work to make themselves more ugly.

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2024 06:34 PM (hmKaK)

29 WHOOPI (in tears): Ohhh God!

I am not, how you say, responsible for that.

Posted by: Paolo at November 06, 2024 06:34 PM (a3Q+t)

30 I'm opening all my windows so I can smell Rob Reiner burning tonight.

Posted by: Gwen Walz at November 06, 2024 06:34 PM (QyT5w)

31 too many people Whoopi knows... died... trying to vote.
_______________

Is she counting her prom date, Harambe?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:34 PM (YqDXo)

32 The Decision Desk now projects the GOP will keep the House.

==

TRI-FECTA !

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 06:35 PM (V13WU)

33 I've been dipping my privates in the fanciest imported puddings all day as a celebration

Oh look at you, all fancy. Will you go and fly in an AEROPLANE next? Pardon me, I must go and play the Grande Piano!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 06:35 PM (Hh1ER)

34 Because of the left's fucktardery Trump will now preside over the nation's 250th Birthday

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 06:35 PM (M7vhK)

35 Fat froglike woman threatens violence.

She seems nice...

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2024 06:35 PM (W/lyH)

36 Wait, there were men (sorta) at Kumswala HQ?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 06, 2024 06:35 PM (XMwZJ)

37 "Fat froglike woman threatens violence."

Nailed the description, Ace.

Posted by: fd at November 06, 2024 06:35 PM (vFG9F)

38 btw videogamers I am aware of the Veilguard disaster, I just haven't found a moment to write about it.

It's just so perfect.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2024 06:36 PM (KRtlO)

39 Trump’s first order of business must be to tear out that awful MLK arm-butt statue and replace it with a giant memorial to P”Nut, The Squirrel Who Sacrificed His Life to Save America.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 06:36 PM (UUlzH)

40 Someone floated Mike Pompeo for Sec Def.

********************

Pompeo is a traitorous pig fucker

Trump is done with him

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 06:36 PM (M7vhK)

41 I tried to vote, and they killed me and put a noose around my neck and took my Subway sandwich.

Posted by: Jussie at November 06, 2024 06:36 PM (hmKaK)

42 I be proud to announce the "We Hate Trump Day" Parades in Brattleboro are back!!!

Stay tuned for the 2025 schedule .....

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at November 06, 2024 06:34 PM (S8RIM)
_________________

I'm organizing "We Don't Care Day" Parades.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:36 PM (YqDXo)

43 Can someone lead these distraught demented drones to their eventual demise in Guyana?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 06, 2024 06:36 PM (Vyll1)

44 It's pity that these woke /progressive asshole get to ride on the coattails of PDT'S successes.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 06, 2024 06:36 PM (t8vHj)

45 Cry. More.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at November 06, 2024 06:37 PM (SRRAx)

46 Bernie is a communist piece of poop, but he gets this issues. You cannot be the party of chopping off boys dicks and pretending they are girls, using big tech to spy on everyone and then turn around and pretend to care about coal miners.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2024 06:37 PM (q6dqN)

47 too many people Whoopi knows... died... trying to vote.
______________

Whoopi --> Whopper
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:34 PM (YqDXo)

Even Burger King can't make that my way, except into the dumpster.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 06:37 PM (VNX3d)

48 "Fat froglike woman threatens violence."
_______________

But she claims Trump is demented.

Oh. OK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:37 PM (YqDXo)

49 "Dear Death of Empathy:

"Who the fnck asked you to meddle in the first place. Be happy the only think you lost was your time, next time it will probably be your teeth.

"Be a good lad, piss off"

Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2024 06:37 PM (D7oie)

50 "I was fighting for you, but I guess I won't bother anymore."

Promise?

Posted by: fd at November 06, 2024 06:38 PM (vFG9F)

51 I'm organizing "We Don't Care Day" Parades.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:36 PM (YqDXo)
-------------

I'll get back to you on whether or not I'll participate....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 06:38 PM (tT6L1)

52 too many people Whoopi knows... died... trying to vote.
-----------
She turned me into a newt!

*disbelieving stares*

I got better.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 06, 2024 06:38 PM (U1w17)

53
Just saw something on Daily Mail about lib women talking about taking up the 4B movement, which apparently means no sex with men, no babies, no dating, and no marriage. I know you're all devastated.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2024 06:30 PM (DRSnL)

__________

Ha, ha. Men are getting smarter - amazing as that may sound - about women like this. Enjoy your wine and cats.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2024 06:38 PM (EsZUh)

54 Cry louder, leftards. I can't hear you.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 06, 2024 06:38 PM (24hgG)

55 Someone forgot to tell Bernie that the whole commies caring about working people was just another lie. He might actually believe it.

Posted by: Jussie at November 06, 2024 06:38 PM (hmKaK)

56 At 0:28, Jake Tapper is Visibly Stunned to learn that there is not a single county in the nation, not a one, in which Kamala Harris overperformed Biden's numbers.

Cuz misogyny. There's literally no other possibility. She was a WOMAN. OF COLOR. It's heresy to not support her.

These people are fucking idiots.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 06, 2024 06:38 PM (ExV1e)

57 Where is Gwen? Tim? Can’t we get good bye page turns and jazz hands, for old time’s sake?

Posted by: Piper at November 06, 2024 06:38 PM (p4NUW)

58 /melodramatic street actor sock off.

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2024 06:39 PM (hmKaK)

59 "Outstanding Mentally Ill White Girl meltdown. 8 out of ten."

That's a man, baby

A. Powers

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 06, 2024 06:39 PM (JkCto)

60 Reporting for Gloatage, Sir!

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2024 06:39 PM (i0F8b)

61 Remember in the Handmaid's Tale when women had their rights taken away in an afternoon, and all the men in their lives, coworkers, friends, partners just stood around and shrugged.

The left: We don't need no man. FOR ANYTHING. Like a fish and a bicycle.

Also the left: How are we wilting flowers supposed to accomplish anything without some big manly men to protect us?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 06:39 PM (oZhjI)

62 Ha, ha. Men are getting smarter - amazing as that may sound - about women like this. Enjoy your wine and cats.

************************

A bachelor is a man who looks before he leaps

and then does not leap

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 06:39 PM (M7vhK)

63
Cry. More.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at November 06, 2024 06:37 PM (SRRAx)

_________

"You look so lovely with tears."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2024 06:39 PM (EsZUh)

64 I'm organizing "We Don't Care Day" Parades.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:36 PM

I love a parade.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 06, 2024 06:39 PM (dR6yv)

65 "whoppie goldberg knows people who died trying to vote?

I am going to toss the bull$hit flag on that statement.
Posted by: Mister Scott "

She means people died after she farted on them.

Posted by: fd at November 06, 2024 06:39 PM (vFG9F)

66 Speaking of gloating, I got a $8,300 check today for my share in an inheritance from a relative I never met and did not know existed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 06, 2024 06:40 PM (L/fGl)

67 A tip of the hat to the young men who turned out for Trump.

Maybe the kids are all right, after all.

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2024 06:40 PM (hmKaK)

68 The gal dumping the boyfriend is cute. And crazy.

Hot/Crazy matrix for the win!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 06:40 PM (tT6L1)

69 Because of the left's fucktardery Trump will now preside over the nation's 250th Birthday

Yeah I hope he has big ideas for this. I've heard ZERO about preparation for a big anniversary. Remember the Bicentennial? It was HUGE.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 06:40 PM (Hh1ER)

70 Remember in the Handmaid's Tale when women had their rights taken away in an afternoon, and all the men in their lives, coworkers, friends, partners just stood around and shrugged.

Oh and continuing on this point...

The Handmaid's Tale is based on Iran and the Islamic revolution there. Where women, allied with leftists, removed the mean patriarchal Shah and replaced him with that nice, moderate Ayatollah Khomeni.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 06:40 PM (oZhjI)

71 Oh look at you, all fancy. Will you go and fly in an AEROPLANE next? Pardon me, I must go and play the Grande Piano!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 06:35 PM (Hh1ER)

You may be satisfied dipping your naughty bits into discount gas station pudding, but my lads deserve only the best.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 06, 2024 06:40 PM (RMjVS)

72 >>>Just saw something on Daily Mail about lib women talking about taking up the 4B movement, which apparently means no sex with men, no babies, no dating, and no marriage. I know you're all devastated.

So, I mean, what's going to happen is that men are just going to mainstream finding brides overseas. The apples in America are mostly rotten. There are good ones, but not enough.

So they'll start looking for apples in other orchards.

Leftwing women are fucking insane and not fuckable, datable, and certainly not marriagable.

They will continue marrying the husband of last resort: the Democrat Party.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2024 06:40 PM (KRtlO)

73 Dammit. More womenfolk complaining and crying.

It's time for the national vagina registry!

Where are those puritan outfits??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 06:41 PM (aPY1X)

74 Alexandros Marinos has genuinely good advice for the left today.

If you voted Democrat and you are feeling that the election result is truly horrifying, do this one simple thing for your mental health:

Write down your fears of what might happen in the next 4 years on a piece of paper.

Re-read and check in on them every few months.

It will be a constant source of relief to you when you see that your fears will not, in fact, come true.

Then start asking why you had those fears in the first place and how you can prevent them from forming the next time.


http://tiny.cc/730uzz

Posted by: bonhomme at November 06, 2024 06:41 PM (Odg76)

75 Some people run victory laps; I swim victory laps in my Olympic sized swimming pool filled with liberal tears.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 06:41 PM (UUlzH)

76 the best thing about trump and house and senate is that mccain won't be there to mess things up.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 06, 2024 06:41 PM (CWTWj)

77 "They didn't show us any respect. I never talked to the lady," Brady said of Harris.

--

He sounds like a mafia boss

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 06, 2024 06:41 PM (0JWOm)

78 She also claims: "Too many people that I know died trying to vote." pic.twitter.com/QLNu2WfeOH


Whoopi, name them bitch. Or forever shut the fuck up.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 06, 2024 06:41 PM (Y/R8U)

79 Bernie is a coward, opportunist and a sellout.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 06:41 PM (V13WU)

80 Outstanding Mentally Ill White Girl meltdown.

Apparently I'm dead to her. I'm kind of okay with that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 06, 2024 06:41 PM (ExV1e)

81 Damn. Woopie is so damn ugly I am going to have to get my glasses changed.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 06, 2024 06:41 PM (pohLc)

82 Those Bioware devs who messed up Dragon Age? Yeah, they're not getting fired, they're getting ready for Mass Effect 5.
Here they are on social media
youtu.be/hLi2KIlrGfA

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 06:42 PM (gKWVE)

83 I got a $8,300 check today for my share in an inheritance from a relative I never met and did not know existed.

Score! I have no rich relatives. Well, that I know of I suppose there might be some secret one in Denmark or something. I did enter a contest to win a 1967 Camaro though. So I got that going for me

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 06:42 PM (Hh1ER)

84 2020 will stand like Barry Bonds homeowner 'record.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 06, 2024 06:42 PM (mfUOU)

85 69 Because of the left's fucktardery Trump will now preside over the nation's 250th Birthday

Yeah I hope he has big ideas for this. I've heard ZERO about preparation for a big anniversary.
Remember the Bicentennial? It was HUGE.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 06:40 PM (Hh1ER)

Yeah, I was a young boy of just six. I remember it felt like the 4th on steroids.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 06:42 PM (aPY1X)

86 "Just saw something on Daily Mail about lib women talking about taking up the 4B movement, which apparently means no sex with men, no babies, no dating, and no marriage. I know you're all devastated."

so maybe i should forget about that actress i have a thing for

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 06, 2024 06:42 PM (CWTWj)

87 Is Bette still alive? Chug -a-Lug, bitch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 06, 2024 06:42 PM (dR6yv)

88 it seems that bette midler deleted her twixxer account

I predict that will last about a week. People like that have a compulsive need to tell other people what they think even if the other people don't care.

Posted by: Oddbob at November 06, 2024 06:42 PM (/y8xj)

89 It can't be said emough:
Remember the unstated but "of course" reason they dumped Biden, to save down-ticket races?

Which ones did Kamala save?

President? Republican
Senate? Republicans
House? Republicans

LOLGF

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 06, 2024 06:42 PM (Qlpv5)

90 I know an emigre from China. A true political refugee. She believes this is a victory for the whole world.
She may not be wrong.

Posted by: MkY at November 06, 2024 06:42 PM (cPGH3)

91 Pia Guerra
@PiaGuerra
Remember in the Handmaid's Tale when women had their rights taken away in an afternoon, and all the men in their lives, coworkers, friends, partners just stood around and shrugged.

That's you, America.

You'll never stand up for us.

==============

You keep telling me you are a strong independent women who don't need no man and would prefer bears.

We just believed you, ya knucklehead.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 06:42 PM (n7h9X)

92 can bioware survive this? I though they were already on unsteady footing.

Posted by: ace at November 06, 2024 06:42 PM (KRtlO)

93
AWFLs are poor breeding stock. Too many inheritable problems. Spaying is the best way to remove them from the gene pool.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2024 06:43 PM (EsZUh)

94 I've seen Kelly Bundy is having a real one.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 06, 2024 06:43 PM (Y6IkP)

95 > Just saw something on Daily Mail about lib women talking about taking up the 4B movement, which apparently means no sex with men, no babies, no dating, and no marriage. I know you're all devastated.

So they're planning on recoiling even harder from normal life? K.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 06, 2024 06:43 PM (Odg76)

96 The FEMA $750 comment was pretty funny.

Posted by: Bones at November 06, 2024 06:43 PM (o8DkU)

97 15 You know who had a really bad night last night? Nancy Pelosi. She was basically the coup leader against Biden, the one who organized the effort to remove him and replace him with Kamala. She defended the putsch in very cold and practical terms, and it blew up in her face.

---------------

She is also the one who made it her life mission to keep DJT out of the WH. The impeachments, the lawfare, and her oaths that he would NEVER stop foot in the Whitehouse again.

Somebody's gonna be in a box-wine and ice cream coma today.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is the end of the junta at November 06, 2024 06:43 PM (ly2GA)

98 One of the Tweet replies is that Trump had no ground game. He very clearly had the best one a R has had in many years.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 06:43 PM (HJ9BW)

99 Not for nothing but this is the plot to about half of all Twilight Zone episodes.
Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 06:42 PM (lX8VI)

Only if there's a clause about spending one night in a haunted house.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 06, 2024 06:43 PM (RMjVS)

100 Those Bioware devs who messed up Dragon Age? Yeah, they're not getting fired, they're getting ready for Mass Effect 5.

The tranny character they have complain about misgendering - is it supposed to be a hero or a villain? Because in addition to being a tranny it looks like a devil as well complete with the specific horn pattern...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 06:43 PM (oZhjI)

101 "Average Democrat "man" with average (for a Democrat) testosterone levels."

I need to show this to my oldest (first time voter yesterday, for Trump, we presume - he's been a big Elon Musk fan for several years too), who's still figuring out his path post HS (next year). And tell him "Ok, just because this is your competition, doesn't mean you can slack off..."

Posted by: MD_Mike at November 06, 2024 06:43 PM (BouEL)

102 Mass Effect. The first three were great.

I love the concept of Andromeda.

Not going to play the next one if woke, just enjoy the old, hot Yvonne strahovinsky old ones.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 06, 2024 06:43 PM (mfUOU)

103 Buenos tardes all.
Well we lost Rogers in MI but looks like we still get McCromick in PA and Brown in NV.somebody said that there were a million votes yet to be counted in AZ so Lake still has a shot but I'll be more than satisfied with keeping the House, picking up 5 seats in the Senate and a 312 EC win.
Winning. I love being able to say that. It feels like it's been forever.
💃❤️😁

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2024 06:43 PM (t/2Uw)

104 it seems that bette midler deleted her twixxer account

I predict that will last about a week. People like that have a compulsive need to tell other people what they think even if the other people don't care.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 06, 2024 06:42 PM (/y8xj)

She'll pop up on Threads. Can't give Musk any traffic.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 06:43 PM (VNX3d)

105 re 84: hold it up to an ultraviolet light and look for the hologram of hillary.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 06, 2024 06:43 PM (CWTWj)

106 Cohen is the whiniest SOB what ever was. He mooched off Trump for decades. Leave, no one cares.

Posted by: huerfano at November 06, 2024 06:43 PM (DKIGo)

107 LOL Doordash has 20% off all alcohol orders at all the grocery stores they deliver from. Related?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 06:43 PM (Hh1ER)

108 I'm awaiting that sanctimonious little prick Bono to Thelma and Louise into the Grand Canyon. Doooo ettt. You gobby cocksmack.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at November 06, 2024 06:43 PM (bgJ0E)

109 Ya know, now there is a market for those Y2K bunkers.

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 06, 2024 06:43 PM (QSrLX)

110 Yeah I hope he has big ideas for this. I've heard ZERO about preparation for a big anniversary. Remember the Bicentennial? It was HUGE.

***********************

He had some cool ideas after the statue bullshit that he could fold into the celebration

And trump knows how to throw a party, he was destined for this

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 06:44 PM (M7vhK)

111 >>>Just saw something on Daily Mail about lib women talking about taking up the 4B movement, which apparently means no sex with men, no babies, no dating, and no marriage. I know you're all devastated.

The Junior Anti-Sex League?

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2024 06:44 PM (i0F8b)

112 "Tonight is the death of my empathy."

The Left is emotionally self-destructing, and I am here for it.

Glory be.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 06, 2024 06:44 PM (jGGMD)

113 I think I know what they are going to start claiming...voter suppression. That's why 20 million fewer votes, far right intimidation.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 06:44 PM (HJ9BW)

114 My favorite take still has to be Ruffalo with his, "Congrats, guys, you're now responsible for the baby from the one night stand."

Mark is displaying his stunning ignorance, again. Impregnate a gal and, as a guy, you've no say in what happens. You're willing to keep the baby but gal doesn't want to have the baby? She can get an abortion. You don't want the baby, but the gal decides to keep it? You get to pay for the child.

Idiot.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 06:44 PM (tT6L1)

115 If you voted Democrat and you are feeling that the election result is truly horrifying, do this one simple thing for your mental health:

Write down your fears of what might happen in the next 4 years on a piece of paper.

Re-read and check in on them every few months.

It will be a constant source of relief to you when you see that your fears will not, in fact, come true.

Then start asking why you had those fears in the first place and how you can prevent them from forming the next time.

http://tiny.cc/730uzz
Posted by: bonhomme


They can start by not listening to people stupider than they are.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 06, 2024 06:44 PM (Y/R8U)

116 Average Democrat "man" with average (for a Democrat) testosterone levels.

I wonder if any of them ever has a moment of clarity watching these videos and thinks to themselves, "Oh! That's why they don't vote for us. We're fucking insane."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 06, 2024 06:44 PM (ExV1e)

117 Some of those screaming soi videos just have to be parodies.

I hope they are. Because if not....damn.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 06, 2024 06:44 PM (5QMT6)

118 68 The gal dumping the boyfriend is cute. And crazy.

Hot/Crazy matrix for the win!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 06:40 PM (tT6L1)

That guy dodged a bullet with that breakup.

Posted by: Moki at November 06, 2024 06:44 PM (wLjpr)

119 Sharon, a nice glass of Cab for you.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 06, 2024 06:44 PM (t8vHj)

120 111 Yes, it is very big in South Korea, which is one reason for I believe the lowest birth rate in the world.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 06:45 PM (HJ9BW)

121 > He sounds like a mafia boss

OOOH! You just reminded me of the port strike mob boss dude. There was a rumor Biden promised them RIDICULOUSLY over-generous concessions to end their strike quietly. Now that Trump won, those idiots are getting fucked.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 06, 2024 06:45 PM (Odg76)

122 The skin suit is too valuable, ace. They have tanked Anthem and now this. One can argue that the LAST Dragon age game was tainted by woke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 06, 2024 06:45 PM (mfUOU)

123 Just saw something on Daily Mail about lib women talking about taking up the 4B movement, which apparently means no sex with men, no babies, no dating, and no marriage. I know you're all devastated.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2024 06:30 PM (DRSnL)

At least the sacred sammiches are safe!

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 06:45 PM (n7h9X)

124 To judge by the leftist meltdown videos I've been seeing, I completely believe the Whoopi "died trying to vote" story. Some of those blobs would die trying to get to their mailbox.

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2024 06:45 PM (hmKaK)

125 Pompeo is a traitorous pig fucker

Trump is done with him
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger

I dunno, won't we need new ambassadors for Iraq, Libya, Lebanon, Afghanistan, and Syria? I hear those places are nice this time of year.

Posted by: LIV at November 06, 2024 06:45 PM (ctrM5)

126 Jen Pskanki is afraid her daughter won't be able to have a abortion

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2024 06:45 PM (fwDg9)

127 It's not just anti sex though, it is anti any dealing with men in any way.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 06:45 PM (HJ9BW)

128 it is the karma that wafted out of this years Texas MoMe that brought the win...this is truth

Posted by: DanMan at November 06, 2024 06:45 PM (8uzBS)

129 It is interesting seeing all these Kamala voters now "afraid". What the f*ck do these assholes think normal people experienced under Joe Biden for four years?

How many people had to take the poison shot because of that asshole? How many American died at the hands of some illegal he brought in? How many American soldiered died because he wanted to let the Taliban have billions in military equipment?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 06:46 PM (oZhjI)

130 Chuck Holton and Oscar Blue. Huge migrant caravan (live).

https://tinyurl.com/4x6cxddk

Your punishment for voting in Trump.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at November 06, 2024 06:46 PM (+qdHL)

131 Remember in the Handmaid's Tale when women had their rights taken away in an afternoon, and all the men in their lives, coworkers, friends, partners just stood around and shrugged.

That's you, America.


*shifty eyes*

*shrugs*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2024 06:46 PM (guGkK)

132 the best thing about trump and house and senate is that mccain won't be there to mess things up.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 06, 2024 06:41 PM (CWTWj)


What's our number in the Senate now? 54, probably?

That means Murkowski can't f*ck things up as much.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 06, 2024 06:46 PM (jGGMD)

133 I love the concept of Andromeda.

********************

I loved mass effect until the xerox copy endings, so I picked the ending where I basically just kill everyone out of spite

Which is funny because thats the only ending where Sheppard survives too, lol

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 06:46 PM (M7vhK)

134 "If you voted for him you are dead to me. Go ahead and block me."

Your terms are quite acceptable. Now just do not steal any money from me and I won't be dead to you. I will be quite alive and quite pissed off.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 06, 2024 06:46 PM (17s+e)

135 I don't know anyone who died voting. But I know a few who got tanked.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2024 06:46 PM (W/lyH)

136 Bob Casey - the Oxygen Thief of the Senate.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 06, 2024 06:46 PM (dR6yv)

137 Just saw something on Daily Mail about lib women talking about taking up the 4B movement, which apparently means no sex with men, no babies, no dating, and no marriage. I know you're all devastated.
Posted by: Jordan61
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I already have the love of my life and she was down with Trump, those pink haired, smelly, leftist women can fck right off.

Posted by: LIV at November 06, 2024 06:47 PM (ctrM5)

138 She also claims: "Too many people that I know died trying to vote."

-
I had to wade through pools of blood to vote.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 06, 2024 06:47 PM (L/fGl)

139 Working Class - I kind of liked being able to work paycheck to paycheck. As long as there is enough money for six pack and new fishing pole every now and then. These fuckers didn't me enough for cheap forty. Fuck them.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 06, 2024 06:47 PM (/lPRQ)

140 I wonder how many canisters of Draino Dear old Bett is gonna get in the mail over the next month.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 06, 2024 06:47 PM (pohLc)

141 Had a small shot of scotch when I got up, should have a glass now

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2024 06:47 PM (fwDg9)

142 How can she be this bad at literally everything?

Jen Rubin is very, very stupid. And what she doesn't screw up as a result of stupidity, she bungles tripping over her own ill will and bad faith. Her whole career is based on a lie that she was ever on the right. She is mendacious at her core. I'd call her a clown, but clowns have skills.

Posted by: The Ocean Craves Batteries at November 06, 2024 06:47 PM (4/BuS)

143 Imagine showing these videos to voters and legislators during the debate on the 19th amendment. It would have confirmed their worst fears...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 06:47 PM (oZhjI)

144 can bioware survive this? I though they were already on unsteady footing.

It won't. There's little doubt they are already doomed to be bought by some other company or just shut down. Computer games can make you huge bank, way more than movies, but they also cost a lot and take many years to finish. Bioware is too far gone with too crappy product to get out of this, and they don't have the diverse platform Disney has for instance. There's no Bioware cruises or amusement parks. Bioware doesn't sell tee shirts and stuffed animals and toys.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 06:47 PM (Hh1ER)

145 I dunno, won't we need new ambassadors for Iraq, Libya, Lebanon, Afghanistan, and Syria? I hear those places are nice this time of year.

***********************

Id send him to the north pole but I dont hate Santa THAT much

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 06:47 PM (M7vhK)

146 Did Whoppi name her fetuses?

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 06, 2024 06:47 PM (QSrLX)

147 I love you MORONS and Ace so much!

I have done my own study of reddit headlines...I rarely read and sure as heck don't comment.

For about twenty posts of drama, horror and cluelessness, it culminates in the belief that trans parents and trans kids are horrified about being rounded up or something. Scared to leave the house. WTH?

Finally, after about 20 post headlines, there is one where the world will keep on spinning and not ending in a gulag.

Their is fear due to not being able to have abortions. Granted, some women don't have to worry about even getting pregnant from the ones I saw screaming and snotting into their phones for tik tok. And I ask why? What inspires these weirdos to snot through their nose rings and look even worse shrieking...when they don't look that great to begin with.

I have had a lot of fun today, y'all. A lot of glee. I have not, in person, rubbed it in their face. Mostly because I am staying home for about a week so the shock can set in and they can quit screaming on their phones in their cars.

There needs to be some vaporized Xanax crop dusters flying low over the masses. Hell, I'd inhale myself. It can't hurt, amirite?

What a day to be alive!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 06, 2024 06:47 PM (gi+MR)

148
Remember in the Handmaid's Tale when women had their rights taken away in an afternoon, and all the men in their lives, coworkers, friends, partners just stood around and shrugged.

_______

Hey, that's not true. I laughed and pointed.

Now make me a sammich.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2024 06:48 PM (EsZUh)

149 I wonder if Whoopi means blacks lynched by the clan for voting in the past. You know blacks who wanted to vote Republican and were murdered by Democrats...

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 06:48 PM (HJ9BW)

150 I am sorry we failed you Kamala, you were too good for this Republic...

Posted by: Drew in MO at November 06, 2024 06:48 PM (EfGoi)

151 > btw videogamers I am aware of the Veilguard disaster, I just haven't found a moment to write about it.

I haven't played PC or console games in a while, so I'm out of the loop. I did a quick search though and it's amazing. I look forward to your insights.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 06, 2024 06:48 PM (Odg76)

152 remember, a woman needs a man like obama needs a bicycle

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 06, 2024 06:48 PM (CWTWj)

153 Ha, ha. Men are getting smarter - amazing as that may sound - about women like this. Enjoy your wine and cats.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2024 06:38 PM (EsZUh)

This is why you find kittens and cats on the street.. They don't want them either.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 06:48 PM (n7h9X)

154 Well, Nancy did pull the plug on Biden.

But she did it to try to flip the house. Biden was bringing down enthusiasm for down ballot. She knew the senate was going to be lost. The switch was for the house.

She doesn't give a rip shit tear ass the one that went whoosh about Biden. It was always about the house and stopping Trump from and Rs from complete control.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 06, 2024 06:48 PM (JkCto)

155 "Jen Rubin ... How can she be this bad at literally everything?"

The Paolo, how you say, agree with this.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 06, 2024 06:48 PM (zBu3v)

156 "I'm going 4B! F*** men!"

10 years later:

"Why am I so alone? Why am I so unhappy? Why can't I find a good man? Am I really so repulsive?"

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at November 06, 2024 06:48 PM (qUkBO)

157 Outstanding Mentally Ill White Girl meltdown. 8 out of ten.

Doesn't this retard have any memory, any memory at all of the first Trump presidency,

none of this shit she's whining about happened at all.

IMHO she's probably insane or just broken by Democrat-elite programming/propaganda. It's sad.

Seriously, if the insane asylums are ever rebuilt, the Democrats are going to lose a solid 10-25% of their voters.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 06, 2024 06:48 PM (eDfFs)

158 You Americans and your 19th Amendment. [laughs heartily]

Posted by: Abu Hassan at November 06, 2024 06:48 PM (QFb2q)

159 Bob Casey - the Oxygen Thief of the Senate.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 06, 2024 06:46 PM (dR6yv)

I thought that was Tammy Baldwin, of Wisconsin.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 06:49 PM (VNX3d)

160 Jen Rubin is very, very stupid. And what she doesn't screw up as a result of stupidity, she bungles tripping over her own ill will and bad faith. Her whole career is based on a lie that she was ever on the right. She is mendacious at her core. I'd call her a clown, but clowns have skills.

On the other hand she is also ugly.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 06:49 PM (HJ9BW)

161 Obama needs a tricycle.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at November 06, 2024 06:49 PM (+qdHL)

162 Jen Rubin is very, very stupid.

***********************

She also looks like what you'd expect a half dead hollowed husk of a human to look after an egyptian god fed on her life force

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 06:49 PM (M7vhK)

163 Doesn't this retard have any memory, any memory at all of the first Trump presidency,


History started today comrade.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 06:49 PM (oZhjI)

164 While we are all preoccupied with political matters, please spare a thought for the elderly. Specifically, for Taylor Lorenz. I hope she is doing well in her solo career.

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2024 06:49 PM (hmKaK)

165
whoppie goldberg knows people who died trying to vote?

Her aborted children.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2024 06:49 PM (63Dwl)

166 90 I know an emigre from China. A true political refugee. She believes this is a victory for the whole world.
She may not be wrong.
Posted by: MkY

---------
An observation. Western (non-English) countries get most of their USA news from NYT and WP. They repeat it, along with images of philly or riots. They think Trump is the worst of Lefty propaganda, and the public mostly believe this.

In non-Western countries I guess they do the same but the people do not believe a single word from their own media, so they have other ideas. The East Europeans seem to have the least respect for their own media, the best understanding of the elite BS, and the most respect for Trump.

Here in Japan, the last news item I saw about DJT was how 2 more women accused him of sexual assault. Garbage news, but repeated by a lefty and trusting press.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is the end of the junta at November 06, 2024 06:49 PM (ly2GA)

167
So they're planning on recoiling even harder from normal life? K.
Posted by: bonhomme

I saw one thread where the movement was no sex before marriage, no hooking up, etc. I was thinking you know, with that attitude you may find the higher T guy you have been seeking after all!

Posted by: Piper at November 06, 2024 06:49 PM (p4NUW)

168 What is it with these bloated ugly bimbos and their obsession with The Handmaiden's Tale?

Seriously, ladies, if The Patriarchy is going to be installing a regime where the women's role is pleasing and sexually servicing the menfolk, YOUR LIFE isn't going to change one tiny little bit, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2024 06:49 PM (guGkK)

169 127 It's not just anti sex though, it is anti any dealing with men in any way.
Posted by: steevy

I'll lay 50000 quatloos that these females are consistently minging heifers and should be shunned by normal men anyhow. Win Win.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at November 06, 2024 06:49 PM (bgJ0E)

170 Yes, it is very big in South Korea, which is one reason for I believe the lowest birth rate in the world.

That's just it -- its not. If you talk to South Koreans, almost none have even heard of it. Its a complete media fiction.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 06:49 PM (Hh1ER)

171 I fapped to this post

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 06, 2024 06:50 PM (sJHOI)

172 Just saw something on Daily Mail about lib women talking about taking up the 4B movement, which apparently means no sex with men, no babies, no dating, and no marriage.

Your terms are acceptable.

Posted by: cccp3o at November 06, 2024 06:50 PM (d+otF)

173 Somehow Democrats lost 20 million voters who showed up in 2020 and were gone in 2024.
It is a puzzlement...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 06, 2024 06:50 PM (MeG8a)

174 Just saw something on Daily Mail about lib women talking about taking up the 4B movement, which apparently means no sex with men, no babies, no dating, and no marriage. I know you're all devastated.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2024 06:30 PM (DRSnL)


I remember recently that lib women were bitching cuz men wouldn't date/marry them and they weren't getting calls from Chad anymore. The animal shelters are gonna run out of cats.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 06, 2024 06:50 PM (ExV1e)

175 Speaking of gloating, I got a $8,300 check today for my share in an inheritance from a relative I never met and did not know existed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

You're related to Quincy Jones?

Cool!

Posted by: Congratulatory Miklos at November 06, 2024 06:50 PM (khrpa)

176 Shame those women who fret about Handmaiden Tale don't rail against Islam that will put them in chains

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2024 06:50 PM (fwDg9)

177
Seriously, if the insane asylums are ever rebuilt, the Democrats are going to lose a solid 10-25% of their voters.


When Shrub won in 2000 I went to a bunch of leftist boards to see how they were taking it.

And there was a common fear that Bush would bring back involuntary commitment for the mentally ill. And I don't mean in the Soviet sense. These people knew they were by traditional standards crazy and in the old days would have gotten...help...and they did not want that

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 06:50 PM (oZhjI)

178 We're glued to FNC today savoring the W, and not wanting to miss a single word of everyone's take.

Beginning with The Five and now halfway thru Bret Baier's Special Report, we're blown away by everything Jessica Tarlov said, both on The Five and with Baier on his show.

Today she gave proper criticism to every thing Harris and her crew did and said since the day Pelosi fired Joe.

We'd been muting her when speaking on either show, for months, but wanted to see her tears and lamentations. instead, it was if she'd taken a truth serum.

Amazing.

Posted by: M. Gaga at November 06, 2024 06:50 PM (ZtgZZ)

179 One of the best things about last night was seeing a bunch of long time Morons stepping back in. It is great to see you all.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 06, 2024 06:51 PM (t8vHj)

180 Imagine showing these videos to voters and legislators during the debate on the 19th amendment. It would have confirmed their worst fears...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 06:47 PM (oZhjI)
_____________

This.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 06:51 PM (YqDXo)

181 History started today comrade.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 06:49 PM (oZhjI)
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And tomorrow. And the day after.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 06:51 PM (tT6L1)

182 What is it with these bloated ugly bimbos and their obsession with The Handmaiden's Tale?

It's a persecution fantasy, nothing more nothing less

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 06, 2024 06:51 PM (sJHOI)

183 My one complaint is that it is currently entirely too warm for November.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 06:51 PM (HJ9BW)

184 Somehow Democrats lost 20 million voters who showed up in 2020 and were gone in 2024.

I guess those voters all wanted R v W repealed and with it done didn't feel the need to vote...right?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 06:51 PM (oZhjI)

185 "Kamala Harris was not a flawed candidate. America is a flawed country."

yes, indeed. America that voted Trump has a serious retard phobia, to go with their misogamy, racism, and all their other -isms.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 06, 2024 06:51 PM (Cus5s)

186 re 132: last i saw was 52

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 06, 2024 06:51 PM (CWTWj)

187 People who think Wakanda is a real place think Handmaid's Tale is somehow real and a valid prediction of life under Republicans. Mind you it was written about Islamic fundamentalism, but let's just ignore that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 06:51 PM (Hh1ER)

188 I pray Trump doesn't go soft and start reaching across the aisle.
I believe he was elected to punish them.

Posted by: Awash in libtard tears at November 06, 2024 06:51 PM (dXALN)

189 From Reddit:

"At this point maybe America deserves to burn, if we're too fucking stupid to stop open fascists from taking power"

"This is why I fucking give up. American obviously wants fascism so fuck it, let them have it. It's obviously what we deserve so I'll just live my life to the best of my ability and as people who voted for Trump/Stein/Didn't vote at all suffer my only response will be "This is what you voted for, embrace it." as I have no sympathy left."

And possibly my favorite: "Didn't help that 20M sat at home and didn't care."

Posted by: Dr. T at November 06, 2024 06:51 PM (jGGMD)

190 Speaking of The Handmaid's Tale, this meme cracked me up today.

https://tinyurl.com/5dybn9rv

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2024 06:52 PM (hmKaK)

191
"I'm going 4B! F*** men!"

Is that a Selective Service classification?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2024 06:52 PM (63Dwl)

192 4 Has Rob Reiner started burning yet?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 06, 2024 06:30 PM (kTd/k)
---------------------

I hope they know not to throw water on him. They'll need to use a Class B extinguisher or it will just make it worse. Most restaurant supply houses carry them.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 06, 2024 06:52 PM (QdGJh)

193 Pia Guerra
@PiaGuerra
Remember in the Handmaid's Tale when women had their rights taken away in an afternoon, and all the men in their lives, coworkers, friends, partners just stood around and shrugged.

That's you, America.

You'll never stand up for us.

________________________________

Remember in that Roadrunner Cartoon where Wile E Coyote runs across that rock formation so fast a cloud of dust forms so he can't see what he's running on....only to realize he extended out beyond the edge of the cliff, and now has a 100 foot drop right below him?

That's you, America.

But, the cool thing is Wile E Coyote hits the ground and gets 2 feet shorter from the inpact.

That's Robert Reich.

Posted by: Orson at November 06, 2024 06:52 PM (dIske)

194 can bioware survive this? I though they were already on unsteady footing.

It won't. There's little doubt they are already doomed to be bought by some other company or just shut down. Computer games can make you huge bank, way more than movies, but they also cost a lot and take many years to finish. Bioware is too far gone with too crappy product to get out of this, and they don't have the diverse platform Disney has for instance. There's no Bioware cruises or amusement parks. Bioware doesn't sell tee shirts and stuffed animals and toys.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 06:47 PM (Hh1ER)

They don't have to take years to finish. If you have a good team, and good story writers and decent artists you can put out a game, and a few DLC and make bank.

Problem is they either try and sweatshop an annular release, or spin off 100 games, or currently they wokify the writing right into the dumpster.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 06:52 PM (n7h9X)

195 too many people Whoopi knows... died... trying to vote.

The alligators in the moat are a nice touch.
Posted by: Max Power at November 06, 2024 06:34 PM (q177U)


It's the last 100 yards minefield that gets them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 06, 2024 06:52 PM (ExV1e)

196 What is it with these bloated ugly bimbos and their obsession with The Handmaiden's Tale?

They were told they can't read Harry Potter anymore and are not allowed to admit in public they read the 50 Shades Books so that didn't leave them much to pick from did it?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 06:52 PM (oZhjI)

197 It was 81 degrees today, my birthday is next week and it has snowed on it before

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2024 06:52 PM (fwDg9)

198 Projection projection projection projection

These people think Trump will do to them what theyve actually been doing to us for 4 years

blow me

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 06:52 PM (M7vhK)

199 Oh...so what...were just DONE talking about Demi Moore's luxuriant bush now?

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 06:52 PM (fV+MH)

200 Cohen leaving the country, getting a passport, under a false name might be illegal. I'm no lawyer but I think that is illegal.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 06, 2024 06:53 PM (17s+e)

201 199 most likely a merkin

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 06:53 PM (HJ9BW)

202 > For about twenty posts of drama, horror and cluelessness, it culminates in the belief that trans parents and trans kids are horrified about being rounded up or something. Scared to leave the house. WTH?

I have a sister in law who's a crazy pro-LGBT blah blah chick. She recently chaperoned some students on a trip to FL. She nervously told my wife a couple of her kids are overtly affectionate with members of the same sex; not gay, just affectionate. She wanted my wife to opine on whether these kids would be safe going to FL.

She was dead serious.

These people are nuts and I think my SiL is not out of the mainstream for how they think.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 06, 2024 06:53 PM (Odg76)

203 I missed that an actual squirrel ran across tge stage before Kamala's concession speech
wow

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 06, 2024 06:54 PM (J5RCE)

204 Oh...so what...were just DONE talking about Demi Moore's luxuriant bush now?

Aren't there a brazillian better topics we could be talking about here and now?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 06:54 PM (oZhjI)

205 >>"Kamala Harris was not a flawed candidate. America is a flawed country."


We can fix that.

We can Repeal the 19th Amendment.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 06:54 PM (z/jjr)

206 She also claims: "Too many people that I know died trying to vote."

-
I had to wade through pools of blood to vote.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I brought my own broken glass.

Unneeded.

Posted by: Silly Miklos at November 06, 2024 06:54 PM (khrpa)

207 @PiaGuerra
Remember in the Handmaid's Tale when women had their rights taken away in an afternoon, and all the men in their lives, coworkers, friends, partners just stood around and shrugged.

That's you, America.

You'll never stand up for us.


If it's that bad maybe they should move to a country that is more supportive of their "rights". Like Saudi Arabia.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 06, 2024 06:54 PM (lUFok)

208 What is it with these bloated ugly bimbos and their obsession with The Handmaiden's Tale?

It's a persecution fantasy, nothing more nothing less
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 06, 2024 06:51 PM (sJHOI)

Its a way to lift yourself on the oppression totem pole which is currently the measure of value in the Dems over skill, or goodness or anything else.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 06:54 PM (n7h9X)

209 Saw a funny quote that was a new one to me anyway:

"Meme your enemies until they cry. Then make memes of them crying."

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 06, 2024 06:54 PM (lg881)

210 Heard this on the radio today.
I wonder what Biden's letter to President Trump, the letter which he places in the Resolute desk, will say?
Janet Parshall

Posted by: Eromero at November 06, 2024 06:54 PM (LHPAg)

211 Cohen leaving the country, getting a passport, under a false name might be illegal. I'm no lawyer but I think that is illegal.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 06, 2024 06:53 PM (17s+e)

Let's let it slide.

Posted by: Awash in libtard tears at November 06, 2024 06:54 PM (dXALN)

212 So I had an thought, and it turned into a YouTube deep dive, but not for liberal tears, but rather a search for a song for this moment. I finally decided on Les Mis "Do you hear the people sing" from the 10th anniversary international version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpDbvlAI_A0

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at November 06, 2024 06:55 PM (e/Osv)

213 Remember in the X-men when that guy shot lasers out of his eyes?

That's America now.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 06:55 PM (fV+MH)

214 And possibly my favorite: "Didn't help that 20M sat at home and didn't care."

They haven't quite worked it out yet LOL. But I really want this to be a big talking point. I want them to call for recounts too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 06:55 PM (Hh1ER)

215 210 Heard this on the radio today.
I wonder what Biden's letter to President Trump, the letter which he places in the Resolute desk, will say?
Janet Parshall
Posted by: Eromero at November 06, 2024 06:54 PM (LHPAg)


"Thanks for taking out the trash."

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2024 06:55 PM (hmKaK)

216
I pray Trump doesn't go soft and start reaching across the aisle.
I believe he was elected to punish them.
Posted by: Awash in libtard tears at November 06, 2024 06:51 PM (dXALN)

_________

"My administration will be dedicated to unity and working together. After some hangings."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2024 06:55 PM (EsZUh)

217 Yeah, it's a real mystery where those 18 million votes went.

If only there was some way to have an independent review of the results.
Like, say, neutral parties, or a representative from each party, able to look at the actual ballots and confirm.
I know there was a big dispute over the actual vote in Florida one time.
But who knows what happened there.

I've never heard of any process like that.

Oh well. Guess we'll never know.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 06, 2024 06:55 PM (Qlpv5)

218 Somehow Democrats lost 20 million voters who showed up in 2020 and were gone in 2024.
It is a puzzlement...


Sounds like a supply chain issue. Ink or paper, I have no idea.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2024 06:55 PM (RFx0q)

219 I also want to know who Whoopie knew who died trying to vote.

I also want someone to keep tabs on who is moving to Canada and other countries as they promised. Cher promised to blow her brains out (I doubt there are many to blow, plus with all that silicone the bullet will bounce).

A long, long list. Let's roll!

What a great day to be alive, MORONS!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 06, 2024 06:55 PM (gi+MR)

220 I missed that an actual squirrel ran across tge stage before Kamala's concession speech

God has a sense of humor

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 06:55 PM (oZhjI)

221 >>She also claims: "Too many people that I know died trying to vote."


Name 3.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 06:55 PM (z/jjr)

222 Oh look, we might have a new strategic and trading partner !

"Afghanistan's Taliban rulers...said Wednesday that it hoped for more cordial relations with Washington with (Trump's) return to the White House.

In a statement, the Taliban's foreign ministry voiced hope that "the incoming U.S. administration will adopt a pragmatic approach to ensure tangible advancement in bilateral relations, allowing both nations to open a new chapter of relations grounded in mutual engagement."

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 06:55 PM (V13WU)

223 I love that too many people Whoopi knows died while trying to vote. I absolutely believe that and I'm sure everybody who heard that does too.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2024 06:56 PM (79pEw)

224 And possibly my favorite: "Didn't help that 20M sat at home and didn't care."

Posted by: Dr. T

Those votes didn't count themselves

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 06, 2024 06:56 PM (o+rB0)

225 Jen Rubin, she still working at wapo or what

Posted by: Inogame at November 06, 2024 06:56 PM (E8uQJ)

226
Beginning with The Five and now halfway thru Bret Baier's Special Report, we're blown away by everything Jessica Tarlov said, both on The Five and with Baier on his show.

Today she gave proper criticism to every thing Harris and her crew did and said since the day Pelosi fired Joe.

We'd been muting her when speaking on either show, for months, but wanted to see her tears and lamentations. instead, it was if she'd taken a truth serum.

Amazing.
Posted by: M. Gaga


HA! I do the same thing. I switch my audio to classical music when she speaks but I also listened to her today and was sort of shocked!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2024 06:56 PM (63Dwl)

227 21 I've been dipping my privates in the fanciest imported puddings all day as a celebration. I may stop by the weekend. No promises, though.
Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 06, 2024 06:33 PM (RMjVS)

If you do creme brulee, make sure you put the fire out first!

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 06, 2024 06:56 PM (lg881)

228 Stephen Kkng is leaving I think

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2024 06:56 PM (fwDg9)

229 188 I pray Trump doesn't go soft and start reaching across the aisle.
I believe he was elected to punish them.
Posted by: Awash in libtard tears at November 06, 2024 06:51 PM (dXALN)

I remember when, after his first election, prior to Inauguration Day Trump gave an interview to geriatric pissflap Leslie Stahl and announced he wouldn't pursue charges against Hillary. I knew then and there he was fucked. Maybe he has learned. If not, he and we will get even more of the totalitarian treatment. I suspect the outrages of the last few years have awakened him, though.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 06, 2024 06:56 PM (CaELB)

230 "Speaking of gloating, I got a $8,300 check today for my share in an inheritance from a relative I never met and did not know existed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks"

I would be suspicious of a scam.

Posted by: fd at November 06, 2024 06:56 PM (vFG9F)

231 We can fix that.

We can Repeal the 19th Amendment.
Posted by: garrett

The 19th gave women the right to vote like men.

Any other gender identity prsyn is prohibited.

Posted by: Miklos the constitutional Stickler at November 06, 2024 06:56 PM (khrpa)

232 If I were Trump I'd be practicing The Art of The Deal with the Biden's - Joe, Hunter, Jill, etc al- to get the skinny on (my order, yours may vary):

1 Pelosi
2 Barry Obama
3 McConnell (that's how much I dispose him)
4 Hillary
5 Paul Ryan
6 Whitmer
7 Holchul

Kamala is a nonce, and the Biden's would probably throw her in because of her ingratitude for Joe pulling her along.

Posted by: Minuteman at November 06, 2024 06:56 PM (LaNzR)

233 I hope the nics of yesteryear stick around.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 06, 2024 06:56 PM (dR6yv)

234 > What is it with these bloated ugly bimbos and their obsession with The Handmaiden's Tale?

I'm convinced a significant number of them secretly want to be the sexual plaything of powerful men. THT gives them political cover to be horrified and aroused at the same time.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 06, 2024 06:56 PM (Odg76)

235 215 210 Heard this on the radio today.
I wonder what Biden's letter to President Trump, the letter which he places in the Resolute desk, will say?
Janet Parshall
Posted by: Eromero at November 06, 2024 06:54 PM (LHPAg)

"Thanks for taking out the trash."
Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2024 06:55 PM (hmKaK)

One piece of paper, in crayon:

Bye!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 06:56 PM (VNX3d)

236 Heard this on the radio today.
I wonder what Biden's letter to President Trump, the letter which he places in the Resolute desk, will say?
Janet Parshall
Posted by: Eromero at November 06, 2024
-------

Return to Sender.

Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2024 06:57 PM (Qgr0I)

237 What is it with these bloated ugly bimbos and their obsession with The Handmaiden's Tale?

*****************************

I always did find grotesque looking women that men wouldnt touch on a bet being so radicalized for abortion rather....

curious

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 06:57 PM (M7vhK)

238 As a white man a can count fifty white men I knew that died trying to vote for Donald Trump in 2020.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 06:57 PM (fV+MH)

239 I wonder what Biden's letter to President Trump, the letter which he places in the Resolute desk, will say?

I like tapioca. Why isn't Matlock on any more. Who is this for? Who pooped my pants? *scribbles with crayons and drool from when he fell asleep on the paper*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 06:57 PM (Hh1ER)

240 194 can bioware survive this? I though they were already on unsteady footing.

-----------------

As a Mass Effect fan from day one, this makes me so sad. The ME universe is one of the greatest sci-fi universes in any medium, or at least it was.

The Reapers couldn't destroy it, but the Wokies will.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 06, 2024 06:57 PM (QdGJh)

241 Oh...so what...were just DONE talking about Demi Moore's luxuriant bush now?
===

Shearing of Demi's bush would make a fully stuffed king pillow but she can only make one every 4 months. Not a sound business plan.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 06, 2024 06:57 PM (17s+e)

242 This picture. ❤️
https://tinyurl.com/5n7e94m7

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2024 06:57 PM (t/2Uw)

243 210 Heard this on the radio today.
I wonder what Biden's letter to President Trump, the letter which he places in the Resolute desk, will say?
Janet Parshall
Posted by: Eromero

"I don't like the ice cream here. They keep hiding the door to the toilet."

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at November 06, 2024 06:57 PM (bgJ0E)

244 I'm convinced a significant number of them secretly want to be the sexual plaything of powerful men. THT gives them political cover to be horrified and aroused at the same time.

At least 50% of the orders for handmaid costumes on Amazon also include a Kitty Pounder 9000 sex toy.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 06:57 PM (oZhjI)

245 How can she be this bad at literally everything?

practice, practice, practice

Posted by: anachronda at November 06, 2024 06:57 PM (sGtp+)

246 224 And possibly my favorite: "Didn't help that 20M sat at home and didn't care."

Posted by: Dr. T

Those votes didn't count themselves
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 06, 2024 06:56 PM (o+rB0)

Ah, yes. I have seen the collective shrieking about this as well. They were imaginary voters, twits.

These people don't have one brain cell to share, do they?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 06, 2024 06:57 PM (gi+MR)

247 All the crew of the Enterprise died while trying to vote.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2024 06:57 PM (63Dwl)

248 I love that too many people Whoopi knows died while trying to vote. I absolutely believe that and I'm sure everybody who heard that does too.
Posted by: bluebell

If they're built like her, standing in line might have been too strenuous...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 06, 2024 06:58 PM (o+rB0)

249 Average Democrat "man" with average (for a Democrat) testosterone levels.

In fairness, they have twice the testosterone of the average man in their colon alone.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) notes at November 06, 2024 06:58 PM (aD39U)

250 I don't mean to be rude, but I don't give a flying fuck about what Britt Hume thinks about anything.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 06, 2024 06:58 PM (qCWVV)

251 >> I wonder what Biden's letter to President Trump, the letter which he places in the Resolute desk, will say?


Biden still thinks he dipped his balls in Chocolate Pudding last night, in celebration.

What he can't figure out is why someone would put Corn in his pudding?

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 06:58 PM (z/jjr)

252 I'm convinced a significant number of them secretly want to be the sexual plaything of powerful men. THT gives them political cover to be horrified and aroused at the same time.

Preach
Bernie Sanders

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 06:58 PM (HJ9BW)

253 210 Heard this on the radio today.
I wonder what Biden's letter to President Trump, the letter which he places in the Resolute desk, will say?
Janet Parshall
Posted by: Eromero at November 06, 2024 06:54 PM (LHPAg)


"Any room can be a bathroom when you really have to go."

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2024 06:58 PM (hmKaK)

254 And I mean it on Andromeda. The idea that a ship carrying humans spends 600 years in the void between galaxies to try to start a new civilization. No back up. Everything they knew gone. New beginning.


It's just a wonderful idea.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 06, 2024 06:58 PM (mfUOU)

255 What is it with these bloated ugly bimbos and their obsession with The Handmaiden's Tale?

It's a persecution fantasy, nothing more nothing less
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 06, 2024 06:51 PM (sJHOI)

Its a way to lift yourself on the oppression totem pole which is currently the measure of value in the Dems over skill, or goodness or anything else.


I think it's a sexual fetish that allows these women can pretend that they live in a world where someone will use tyranny just to have unlimited sexual access to them. It's so exciting and provocative.

In real life, the cat just wants to be fed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2024 06:58 PM (guGkK)

256 98 One of the Tweet replies is that Trump had no ground game. He very clearly had the best one a R has had in many years.
Posted by: steevy
=====
That organization had to be spun up on the fly in March this year after fatass nepot Ronna got booted out and Lara fired a bunch of useless wankers and cancelled flowers and bling for big donors.

Ronna and the people running the RNC for years have purposefully starved GOTV operations in favor of their ad placement people. It was always a setup for a low turnout negative ad election which is not enough to win anymore.

Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 06:59 PM (ctrM5)

257 >>"Kamala Harris was not a flawed candidate. America is a flawed country."


You know the best part of quotes like this?

They know they lost. There's no way to cope this time by claiming voter suppression, or Russian disinformation, or whatever. Even the craziest, hardest-core leftists on Reddit or DU are admitting that Trump won this in a fair fight; that they, and Harris, were rejected by the American voters.

And it's driving them even more insane.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 06, 2024 06:59 PM (jGGMD)

258 I want Trump to know who his enemies are because they won't quit.

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2024 06:59 PM (fwDg9)

259 Ally Sammarco@Ally_Sammarco
If Kamala Harris had done EVERYTHING the same, but she was a white man, she would’ve won.
It’s that simple.

-
Well, she has a point. I mean Biden was a lying, corrupt, incompetent fabulist thief and he won.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 06, 2024 06:59 PM (L/fGl)

260 That Michael Cohen video is hilarious. He's working on getting a foreign passport in an assumed name so he can leave the country but don't worry, he'll still make himself available for interviews!

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2024 06:59 PM (79pEw)

261 Kamala lost so bad, FEMA just sent her a check for $750.

So good. That's one agency that is going to get smacked around hard.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2024 06:59 PM (RFx0q)

262 I like tapioca. Why isn't Matlock on any more. Who is this for? Who pooped my pants? *scribbles with crayons and drool from when he fell asleep on the paper*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Ehem, Matlock is back. But they put a chick in it, etc., etc.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 06, 2024 06:59 PM (kbAwr)

263 I wonder what Biden's letter to President Trump, the letter which he places in the Resolute desk, will say?

Dear Donald Duck,

I don't know why Barack has decided to replace me, but apparently the time has come. I hope you enjoy your time as VP too, but God love you remember to wear pants in the white house.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 06:59 PM (oZhjI)

264 239 Why isn't Matlock on any more.

dude. there's a whole new matlock series starring kathy bates.

Posted by: anachronda at November 06, 2024 06:59 PM (sGtp+)

265 I think I know what they are going to start claiming...voter suppression. That's why 20 million fewer votes, far right intimidation.

Oh please. Please, let us initiate a rigorous investigation into voting processes.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 06, 2024 07:00 PM (3Ope8)

266 Somehow Democrats lost 20 million voters who showed up in 2020 and were gone in 2024.
It is a puzzlement...
Posted by: gourmand du jour

They were there in 2020 just to vote for the clearly daft Biden, who did not show in 2024, so they didn't show either.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 06, 2024 07:00 PM (/lPRQ)

267 Kamala is a nonce, and the Biden's would probably throw her in because of her ingratitude for Joe pulling her along.
Posted by: Minuteman

Kamala is a homosexualist? I think you spelled nonce wrong.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at November 06, 2024 07:00 PM (bgJ0E)

268 Saw a funny quote that was a new one to me anyway:

"Meme your enemies until they cry. Then make memes of them crying."
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 06, 2024 06:54 PM (lg881)


Love it.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 06, 2024 07:00 PM (1YfKX)

269 Oh look, we might have a new strategic and trading partner !

"Afghanistan's Taliban rulers...said Wednesday that it hoped for more cordial relations with Washington with (Trump's) return to the White House.

In a statement, the Taliban's foreign ministry voiced hope that "the incoming U.S. administration will adopt a pragmatic approach to ensure tangible advancement in bilateral relations, allowing both nations to open a new chapter of relations grounded in mutual engagement."
Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 06:55 PM (V13WU)


---

They can start by giving us all our stuff back.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 06, 2024 07:00 PM (5QMT6)

270 hearing of Demi's bush would make a fully stuffed king pillow but she can only make one every 4 months. Not a sound business plan.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger

----------
So, Mike Lindell has nothing to worry about with another attempt to drive him bankrupt?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 06, 2024 07:00 PM (Vyll1)

271 If Kamala was a white man she'd be some low level government bureaucrat in Oakland...because Willie Brown doesn't swing that way

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 07:00 PM (oZhjI)

272 The Kevin Sorbo show Andromeda?

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 07:00 PM (HJ9BW)

273 I hope the nics of yesteryear stick around.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 06, 2024 06:56 PM (dR6yv)

=====

Me too.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2024 07:01 PM (xOnCy)

274 Never change Jen Rubin.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 06, 2024 07:01 PM (MGB5H)

275 90 I know an emigre from China. A true political refugee. She believes this is a victory for the whole world.
She may not be wrong.
Posted by: MkY


They have been skating very close to WWIII these last years, and the feckless Kursk invasion they recently pulled was targeting a Russian nuke power station. Did not get close, but trying to irradiate parts of Russia proper was extremely risky and the problem is the dopes in charge barely realize it.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 07:01 PM (n7h9X)

276 These people are delusional and tiresome. They actually think any Republican including Trump would waste their time on them. Get over yourselves

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 06, 2024 07:01 PM (aRslG)

277 The tranny character they have complain about misgendering - is it supposed to be a hero or a villain? Because in addition to being a tranny it looks like a devil as well complete with the specific horn pattern...
Posted by: 18-1


So it's "Him" from the Powerpuff Girls?

Posted by: mikeski at November 06, 2024 07:01 PM (DgGvY)

278 Winning is proving unexpectedly stressful. I don't know how I'm supposed to find the time to reinstitute slavery and breed liberal women against their will.

Posted by: The Ocean Craves Batteries at November 06, 2024 07:01 PM (4/BuS)

279 What, me gloat?

Posted by: Hillary at November 06, 2024 07:02 PM (i0F8b)

280 -
I love that too many people Whoopi knows died while trying to vote. I absolutely believe that and I'm sure everybody who heard that does too.
Posted by: bluebell

If they're built like her, standing in line might have been too strenuous...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 06, 2024 06:58 PM
-

Their last words: I got too close to her. The odor, the odor...

Posted by: irright at November 06, 2024 07:02 PM (rcc2P)

281 Go on over to reddits Unethical Life Pro Tips and see the lowlife Skanks share tips to ruin the lives of their friends and neighbors who voted Trump. Reporting a naturalized neighbor who has his u documented parents living with hi
I'm. Call INS and the IRS...disgusting lowlifes.

Posted by: Vivi at November 06, 2024 07:02 PM (Egz6Y)

282 Yeah we get Kathy Bates Matlock to go along with Queen Latifah Equalizer

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 07:02 PM (HJ9BW)

283 "Afghanistan's Taliban rulers...said Wednesday that it hoped for more cordial relations with Washington with (Trump's) return to the White House.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 06:55 PM (V13WU)
________________________

It's logical. They are very scared, and should be. Trump pulled that photo of the Taliban Leader's house out of his pocket when they met to discuss the withdraw and said if they harmed any Americans he'd have him killed. Then Biden came along and totally screwed up the withdraw inclusive of the 13 killed servicemen and the one injured surviving one.

Posted by: Orson at November 06, 2024 07:02 PM (dIske)

284 Heard this on the radio today.
I wonder what Biden's letter to President Trump, the letter which he places in the Resolute desk, will say?
Janet Parshall
Posted by: Eromero at November 06, 2024 06:54 PM (LHPAg)



Get three envelopes..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) notes at November 06, 2024 07:02 PM (aD39U)

285 I listened to Cohen and all I can think is, "The guilty flee where none pursue."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 07:02 PM (tT6L1)

286 You know who had a really bad night last night? Nancy Pelosi. She was basically the coup leader against Biden, the one who organized the effort to remove him and replace him with Kamala. She defended the putsch in very cold and practical terms, and it blew up in her face.
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Insurance adjuster: "Look, we're only gonna pay the depreciated value prior to the incident. We're offering $1.75."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 07:02 PM (XeU6L)

287 I remember recently that lib women were bitching cuz men wouldn't date/marry them and they weren't getting calls from Chad anymore. The animal shelters are gonna run out of cats.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Those cat ladies are gonna have to compete with Haitians for those cats nowadays.

Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 07:02 PM (ctrM5)

288 Mass Effect: Andromeda.

Dynamite concept. Bad to middling implementation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 06, 2024 07:02 PM (mfUOU)

289 Yeah we get Kathy Bates Matlock to go along with Queen Latifah Equalizer
Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 07:02 PM (HJ9BW)

Coming soon - Rob Reiner as Wonder Woman!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 07:03 PM (VNX3d)

290 Sorry for the typos.

Posted by: Vivi at November 06, 2024 07:03 PM (Egz6Y)

291 Jen Pskanki is afraid her daughter won't be able to have a abortion
Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2024 06:45 PM (fwDg9)

Well, then, hork out her ovaries, and she will never ever need one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2024 07:03 PM (6QTWv)

292 172 Just saw something on Daily Mail about lib women talking about taking up the 4B movement, which apparently means no sex with men, no babies, no dating, and no marriage.

Your terms are acceptable.
Posted by: cccp3o at November 06, 2024 06:50 PM (d+otF)

Hell, just the women I saw on a very brief tik tok screaming and wailing today would make me celibate. Ugly shrews even before they snot through nose rings and open their mouths wide enough to...ok, I almost forgot who I am talking to. Never mind. But they were not in the least bit attractive.

And they are the ones I laugh at who march for women's rights and against rape. Unless it is real dark and you are from a migrant gang, I think you are safe.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 06, 2024 07:03 PM (gi+MR)

293 That Michael Cohen video is hilarious. He's working on getting a foreign passport in an assumed name so he can leave the country but don't worry, he'll still make himself available for interviews!
Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2024 06:59 PM (79pEw)

Isn't that a crime, forging a passport?

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 07:04 PM (n7h9X)

294 So, Mike Lindell has nothing to worry about with another attempt to drive him bankrupt?

"its harder than you think"
--David Hogg

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 07:04 PM (Hh1ER)

295 I woke up 3 times last night/early morning and just laughed out loud. Wife laughed a long with me. Kamala’s loss gave us Joy.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 06, 2024 07:04 PM (/vN74)

296 Oh, and GOD BLESS SCOTT PRESSLER, The Persistence Lives!!!!!

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at November 06, 2024 07:04 PM (e/Osv)

297 Ahh okay, I know the show Andromeda was a Gene Roddenberry idea but never watched it.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 07:04 PM (HJ9BW)

298 When will democrats be shipped off to the camps?

Posted by: Peanuts Revenge at November 06, 2024 07:04 PM (dXALN)

299 >>> Posted by: alexthechick at November 06, 2024 07:00 PM (1YfKX)

AtC, totes random, but I would like to mention if you didn't know that next year's TX MoMee will be the tenth.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 07:04 PM (zlGo9)

300 Was thinking earlier today what will the Democrats Propaganda Ministry dream up to start attacking Trump before November?
Already saw some still dream of a Russian Collusion charge

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2024 07:04 PM (fwDg9)

301 "Isn't that a crime, forging a passport?
Posted by: Oldcat"

He's a lawyer. Trust him.

Posted by: fd at November 06, 2024 07:04 PM (vFG9F)

302 16 And I'm holding out until Gloat Part 3: Electric Gloataloo before I buy. I'll get the box set.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 06:33 PM (Hh1ER)


Hopefully the 4K release won't be up-scaled AI-generated garbage.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 06, 2024 07:04 PM (DTX3h)

303 Can't be us. It must be the children.

Posted by: Principal Skinner at November 06, 2024 07:05 PM (IQ6Gq)

304 Netanyahu called Trump.
Saudi prince called Trump.
The Houthis decided to stop targeting shipping.
Iran did not attack Israel.
Putin says he can work with Trump to stop the war.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2024 07:05 PM (t/2Uw)

305 Dies anyone know what that frog like woman is burning down? I'd like to make sure it's not around the Philly 'burbs.

Outstanding mentally ill white girl is actually a dramatic white 'boy.'

Whoopi looked exceotionally feminine in pink & white and with new lipstick. The B court was drab and dull by comparison...

Posted by: L - If ... Cellphone at November 06, 2024 07:05 PM (NFX2v)

306 Hey Michael Cohen, Ukraine is looking for men.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 06, 2024 07:05 PM (/vN74)

307 Day was good until about five minutes ago when I got in the shower and it slow drained. Now I have to drill snake the shower but I'll take Trump landsliding and snaking the shower any day that JoePedo has been president.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 06, 2024 07:05 PM (17s+e)

308 That Michael Cohen video is hilarious. He's working on getting a foreign passport in an assumed name so he can leave the country

***********************

Me: Hey Mike since you'll be using an assumed name how do I look you up?

Look me up under Mike Cohen

Me: ...... uh

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 07:05 PM (M7vhK)

309 293 That Michael Cohen video is hilarious. He's working on getting a foreign passport in an assumed name so he can leave the country but don't worry, he'll still make himself available for interviews!
Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2024 06:59 PM (79pEw)

Isn't that a crime, forging a passport?
Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 07:04 PM (n7h9X)


Could it be any clearer? He's transitioning. The passport will be in the name of Michelle Curvee.

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2024 07:05 PM (hmKaK)

310 AtC in TX? That will be great. Be my first knee hug.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 07:05 PM (tT6L1)

311 Isn't that a crime, forging a passport?
Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 07:04 PM (n7h9X)
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Of course it is! That's the best part of it, that he's announcing he's doing this on national TV. Well, I still think the best part is that he will still make himself available for interviews.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2024 07:05 PM (79pEw)

312 Dan Bongino retweets a Baseball Wank tweet that aged badly.

http://tiny.cc/p50uzz

Posted by: bonhomme at November 06, 2024 07:06 PM (Odg76)

313 Remember when Hollywood tried to make Whoopie a leading lady? Dangerous Beauty

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 07:06 PM (HJ9BW)

314
What's the word from Nobel-Prize-winning soopergenius and political wizard Barack Obama?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2024 07:06 PM (EsZUh)

315 Bernie Sanders: The working class rejected us because we gave them nothing but upper-middle-class white culture war bullshit

Jen Rubin: What are you talking about, we gave the working class exactly what they wanted, which is upper-middle-class white culture war bullshit


So is she really that out of touch and clueless or is she just spouting the party line so she can keep her job?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 07:06 PM (Hh1ER)

316 Baseball Wank is one of the worst squish cucks in the country.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 07:06 PM (HJ9BW)

317 Jen Pskanki is afraid her daughter won't be able to have a abortion
Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2024 06:45 PM (fwDg9)


Imagining with sorrow all the grandchildren that she won't have the chance to never meet.

Tragic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2024 07:07 PM (guGkK)

318 GOD BLESS SCOTT PRESSLER, The Persistence Lives!!!!!

*****************

A gay dude led 200,000 Amish people to the polls

If that's not a re-alignment I don't know what is

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 07:07 PM (M7vhK)

319 It really has been a great day.

I wonder if now would be the right time to tell my husband that the washer leaks.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2024 07:07 PM (79pEw)

320 Insurance adjuster: "Look, we're only gonna pay the depreciated value prior to the incident. We're offering $1.75."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.

If you have been dealing with insurance, hope it has gone better.

Posted by: Miklos got $300 at November 06, 2024 07:07 PM (khrpa)

321 Semiquincentennial

Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2024 07:08 PM (D7oie)

322 AtC's takedown of baseball cuck was gold.

AtC beat him with half her brain tied behind her back.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 07:08 PM (tT6L1)

323 295 I woke up 3 times last night/early morning and just laughed out loud. Wife laughed a long with me. Kamala’s loss gave us Joy.
Posted by: Frank Barone at November 06, 2024 07:04 PM (/vN74)

It is fun to be this crazy. The humorless libs don't get it.

I nearly ran down our hill, in my nightgown, barefoot in fresh snow I was so excited at 1am. And I am now a refined Southern Nana. This has been a great day for America and the entire free world.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 06, 2024 07:08 PM (gi+MR)

324 That is a wrap. Philly has run out of votes, the only votes remaining are from red Cambria.

Dave McCormick is the next Senator from Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 07:08 PM (5p7BC)

325 >>> 319 It really has been a great day.

I wonder if now would be the right time to tell my husband that the washer leaks.
Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2024 07:07 PM (79pEw)

Do you have any laundry that absolutely must get done before the end of tomorrow?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 07:08 PM (zlGo9)

326 >> It really has been a great day.


I have been waiting all day for Salty Cracker's REEEEE Stream of Liberal Tears.

I imagine the Meme Canons are locked and loaded for tonight's show.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 07:08 PM (z/jjr)

327 When will democrats be shipped off to the camps?
Posted by: Peanuts Revenge at November 06, 2024 07:04 PM (dXALN)



It will take some time because, first we have to get some camps.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2024 07:08 PM (guGkK)

328 Remember when Hollywood tried to make Whoopie a leading lady? Dangerous Beauty
Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 07:06 PM (HJ9BW)

Well Ted Danson did nail her.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 06, 2024 07:08 PM (MGB5H)

329 I'm looking forward to these scrunts taking themselves out of the gene pool.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 06, 2024 07:09 PM (t8vHj)

330 >"I was fighting for you, but I guess I won't bother anymore."
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Okay

Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2024 07:09 PM (/7KEl)

331 I wonder if now would be the right time to tell my husband that the washer leaks.
Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2024 07:07 PM (79pEw)
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Well, you're catching him on a day of victory. I'm sure it'll be fine.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 07:09 PM (tT6L1)

332 I've already forgotten -- who was is that ran against Trump in the 2024 election? Some woman I think.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 07:09 PM (pMi6S)

333 They can start by giving us all our stuff back.

I believe the materiel was part of the Doha Agreement, for use against ISIS and the drug trade.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2024 07:09 PM (A1ulB)

334 319 It really has been a great day.

I wonder if now would be the right time to tell my husband that the washer leaks.
Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2024 07:07 PM (79pEw)


Speaking for husbands everywhere, put down a towel and wait a couple of days.

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2024 07:09 PM (hmKaK)

335 Saddest part about Trump victory is that beta fathers three young daughters won't be able to get raw-dogged by bikers without worry. Truly a tragedy. (For the bikers anyway.)

Posted by: Ripley at November 06, 2024 07:09 PM (PTDkx)

336 I think it's a sexual fetish that allows these women can pretend that they live in a world where someone will use tyranny just to have unlimited sexual access to them. It's so exciting and provocative.

In real life, the cat just wants to be fed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2024 06:58 PM (guGkK)

See also 50 shades of Grey, beating fantasy. And Twilight, being pursued by monsters for sex. And Goldilocks and the three bears, crime spree of home invasion and porridge theft.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 07:09 PM (n7h9X)

337 Oh, and GOD BLESS SCOTT PRESSLER, The Persistence Lives!!!!!

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at November 06, 2024 07:04 PM (e/Osv)

=====

*Presler

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2024 07:09 PM (xOnCy)

338 324 That is a wrap. Philly has run out of votes, the only votes remaining are from red Cambria.

Dave McCormick is the next Senator from Pennsylvania.


amazing! I'm so happy - Dave is great

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 06, 2024 07:09 PM (s3qiR)

339 >>> 332 I've already forgotten -- who was is that ran against Trump in the 2024 election? Some woman I think.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 07:09 PM (pMi6S)

LOL

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 07:09 PM (zlGo9)

340 AtC's takedown of baseball cuck was gold.

AtC beat him with half her brain tied behind her back.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 07:08 PM (tT6L1)

Awww man, I wanna see!

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 06, 2024 07:09 PM (MGB5H)

341 I nearly ran down our hill, in my nightgown, barefoot in fresh snow I was so excited at 1am. And I am now a refined Southern Nana. This has been a great day for America and the entire free world.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 06, 2024 07:08 PM (gi+MR)
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Where in the heck are you in the south that you've got fresh snow on the ground?

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2024 07:10 PM (79pEw)

342 Whoopie seems to be going pretty bald from her braids and dreds and, well, just fugly spirit. I would bless her heart, but, nah...none to spare.

This black coven looked sad today. I was only forced, once, in an out of state hospital (in Newark of all places in the universe) to even be near the View. I nearly died and I wasn't the patient.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 06, 2024 07:10 PM (gi+MR)

343 I just tried to go to Democratic Underground to wallow in their tears, but it's says because of high traffic, you can't get in and look at the forums unless you're registered. Too bad; I wanted to bathe in their agony.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 06, 2024 07:10 PM (qBdHI)

344 I predicted in a thread yesterday that turnout would be waaaay down (not that it was some amazing prediction).

In 2020 blue states mailed a returnable ballot to every single name on their voter rolls. Combine that with ballot harvesting and you have an unprecedented record turnout that couldn’t be repeated. I know I’m in the minority here because I don’t think 2020 was “stolen,” I just think Democrats brilliantly took advantage of the pandemic. They didn’t let that crisis go to waste.

Democrats lost 14 million votes from 2020 but Trump lost 3 million votes from 2020. Oh and where are all the DoomPosters from 2020 who said a Republican would never win another Presidential election? What say you now? “Too big to rig” even though turnout was down and Trump got 3 million votes less?

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 06, 2024 07:10 PM (w6p9p)

345 I wonder where all the trolls are. The HQ was infested with 'em over the last few weeks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2024 07:10 PM (guGkK)

346 I'm looking forward to these scrunts taking themselves out of the gene pool.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 06, 2024 07:09 PM (t8vHj)

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My thoughts exactly, Ben Had!

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2024 07:10 PM (xOnCy)

347 Trump seems to have a habit of victimizing drunken women in elections.

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2024 07:10 PM (hmKaK)

348 Dynamite concept. Bad to middling implementation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I thought it was a lot better than the rap it got. I ended up playing through about 3 or 4 times.

The problem is that Mass Effect 3 was so good, that there was no way to recapture the magic.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 07:11 PM (5p7BC)

349 "If you are a commie liberal and think Trump was "bad" pre-2020, take a moment and consider what a post-landslide Trump will look like after you tried to murder him on live television."

Woof. I felt that one in my loins.

No homo.

The dude is a legitimate Hero now, isn't he?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2024 07:11 PM (DDGz9)

350 Honestly you can find a million Tweets in the exact same vein as that Baseball Cuck one.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 07:11 PM (HJ9BW)

351 Ally Sammarco@Ally_Sammarco
If Kamala Harris had done EVERYTHING the same, but she was a white man, she would’ve won.
It’s that simple.

-

Isn't what Hilary said ? Mediocre women who can't get the job done, need to stop blaming men for their failures.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 07:11 PM (V13WU)

352 Awww man, I wanna see!
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 06, 2024 07:09 PM (MGB5H)
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You do know I'm of aging body and mind, right? I mean, we've met and all. So, you know there's no way for me remember how to dig that one up.

Though, you may find it over on X.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 07:11 PM (tT6L1)

353 >>> 269 Oh look, we might have a new strategic and trading partner !

"Afghanistan's Taliban rulers...said Wednesday that it hoped for more cordial relations with Washington with (Trump's) return to the White House.

In a statement, the Taliban's foreign ministry voiced hope that "the incoming U.S. administration will adopt a pragmatic approach to ensure tangible advancement in bilateral relations, allowing both nations to open a new chapter of relations grounded in mutual engagement."
Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 06:55 PM (V13WU)


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They can start by giving us all our stuff back.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 06, 2024 07:00 PM (5QMT6)

*All* of it? Some of it might have been, uh, relocated northeast from us...

Posted by: Tollybon at November 06, 2024 07:11 PM (zlGo9)

354 POLITICOEurope

Trump's win is "in the bag," Hungary's Prime Minister Viktor Orbán has gloated.

Posted by: 13times at November 06, 2024 07:11 PM (vukk5)

355 AtC, totes random, but I would like to mention if you didn't know that next year's TX MoMee will be the tenth.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 07:04 PM (zlGo9)



Ohhh thank you!

Posted by: alexthechick at November 06, 2024 07:11 PM (1YfKX)

356 Dan Bongino retweets a Baseball Wank tweet that aged badly

What is with Baseball dude? He's acting like he's mentally ill, I cannot puzzle out what his deal is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 07:12 PM (Hh1ER)

357 So, Mike Lindell has nothing to worry about with another attempt to drive him bankrupt?

"its harder than you think"
--David Hogg
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Pins Meritorious Comment Medal on Taylor

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 07:12 PM (XeU6L)

358 -
Well Ted Danson did nail her.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 06, 2024 07:08 PM
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THAT'S industrial grade white guilt right there.

Posted by: irright at November 06, 2024 07:12 PM (rcc2P)

359 HEY!!! How good is this shit, eh??? 😀


its incredible! a new era

the twilight of the woke

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 06, 2024 07:12 PM (s3qiR)

360 Speaking for husbands everywhere, put down a towel and wait a couple of days.
Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2024 07:09 PM (hmKaK)
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That's what I've been doing! Glad I was doing it right.

I also tried a few things based on YouTube videos but anything wise requires moving the washer and that's where he would have to come in.

It's not a big leak, so I just needed to dab it up with a rag.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2024 07:12 PM (79pEw)

361 Hey, from Deadline!

Bette Midler is quoting some guy named H.L. Mencken! Lol


Bette Midler, also a frequent social media poster and staunch opponent of Trump, seems to have deleted her X account after posting a quote from H.L. Mencken: “When a candidate for public office faces the voters he does not face men of sense; he faces a mob of men whose chief distinguishing mark is the fact that they are quite incapable of weighing ideas, or even of comprehending any save the most elemental — men whose whole thinking is done in terms of emotion, and whose dominant emotion is dread of what they cannot understand. So confronted, the candidate must either bark with the pack or be lost… All the odds are on the man who is, intrinsically, the most devious and mediocre — the man who can most adeptly disperse the notion that his mind is a virtual vacuum. The Presidency tends, year by year, to go to such men. As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”

Posted by: Stateless at November 06, 2024 07:12 PM (jvJvP)

362 No political ads! Thank you, Donald Trump!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at November 06, 2024 07:12 PM (kpS4V)

363 336 I think it's a sexual fetish that allows these women can pretend that they live in a world where someone will use tyranny just to have unlimited sexual access to them. It's so exciting and provocative.

In real life, the cat just wants to be fed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2024 06:58 PM (guGkK)

See also 50 shades of Grey, beating fantasy. And Twilight, being pursued by monsters for sex. And Goldilocks and the three bears, crime spree of home invasion and porridge theft.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 07:09 PM (n7h9X)

I don't think the bears fuck Goldilocks in that story.

But they could.

They could.

Posted by: Bear with Asymmetrical Balls, Canadian Literature Enthusiast at November 06, 2024 07:12 PM (4/BuS)

364 Lady in Black...just zip by reddit's main page. They are wallowing in horror, dismay, fear, and all sorts of great and fun stuff. I only read the headlines. They can't believe they lost and there are tantrums.

I confess to only reading AITAH because it is pretty fun. Their hive mind cannot think for themselves.

I'd rather bathe in battery acid than to comment or register, I only read headlines to get a glimpse of the other side.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 06, 2024 07:12 PM (gi+MR)

365 321 Semiquincentennial
Posted by: Kindltot


Trump will reside over the Ses-quim-centennial.

"We grabbed history by the quim!"

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 07:12 PM (pMi6S)

366 Apparently the President of Mexico refuses to recognize Trump's victory until all the votes are counted. I bet. Her rakeoff from the cartels is due to drop massively.

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2024 07:13 PM (hmKaK)

367 I did like the fact that the Average Democrat Male did scream at all four walls. That was very inclusive.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 06, 2024 07:13 PM (PiwSw)

368 Geraghty, Baseball Cuck that whole crew can go fuck right off

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 07:13 PM (HJ9BW)

369 If you do creme brulee, make sure you put the fire out first!
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 06, 2024 06:56 PM (lg881)

Ouch!

Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 06, 2024 07:13 PM (RMjVS)

370 reside = preside

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 07:13 PM (pMi6S)

371 Yeah, I was a young boy of just six. I remember it felt like the 4th on steroids.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 06:42 PM (aPY1X)


In my home town we celebrated the 1976 Monmouth-Independence winter Olympics on the 4th of July in 1973, and that set the tone until 1976 for 4th of July celebrations for the next 3 years.

It is a long story

Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2024 07:13 PM (D7oie)

372 337 Oh, and GOD BLESS SCOTT PRESSLER, The Persistence Lives!!!!!

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at November 06, 2024 07:04 PM (e/Osv)

=====

*Presler
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2024 07:09 PM (xOnCy)

My bad, surprised I din't put 3 s in his name with the way I type with arthritis.

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at November 06, 2024 07:14 PM (e/Osv)

373 You know, that really was a fat frog-like woman

Posted by: 496 at November 06, 2024 07:14 PM (XGHaQ)

374 Evening.

Dear Democrats,

You couldn't stop the man with lawfare.
You couldn't stop this man with prosecutions.
You couldn't stop the man by cheating.
You couldn't stop the man with a bullet.

You faggots couldn't win after engineering a coup d'etat and replacing your own man with a braindead imbecile who rose through California machine politics on her back.

Donald J. Trump, the twice impeached, 34 times convicted and now twice elected 47TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED FUCKING STATES OF AMERICA!

Message: EAT ME, YOU COMMIE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Robert at November 06, 2024 07:14 PM (GJkHm)

375 Trump's win is "in the bag," Hungary's Prime Minister Viktor Orbán has gloated.
Posted by: 13times
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I'm going to ask Miklos how "in the bag" is expressed in Hungarian.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 07:14 PM (XeU6L)

376 I don't think the bears fuck Goldilocks in that story.

But they could.

They could.
Posted by: Bear with Asymmetrical Balls, Canadian Literature Enthusiast at November 06, 2024 07:12 PM (4/BuS)

And yet, how many Womenz chose the Bear over the Man in the Forest question?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 07:14 PM (QAkQ3)

377 The thing about leaks is they get worse.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 07:14 PM (HJ9BW)

378 366 Apparently the President of Mexico refuses to recognize Trump's victory until all the votes are counted. I bet. Her rakeoff from the cartels is due to drop massively.


hmm sounds its time to invade them right back!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 06, 2024 07:14 PM (s3qiR)

379 232 If I were Trump I'd be practicing The Art of The Deal with the Biden's - Joe, Hunter, Jill, etc al- to get the skinny on (my order, yours may vary):

1 Pelosi
2 Barry Obama
3 McConnell (that's how much I dispose him)
4 Hillary
5 Paul Ryan
6 Whitmer
7 Holchul

Kamala is a nonce, and the Biden's would probably throw her in because of her ingratitude for Joe pulling her along.
Posted by: Minuteman at November 06, 2024 06:56 PM (LaNzR
Whoever President Trump has assigned to this blog should make this job soonest.

Posted by: Eromero at November 06, 2024 07:14 PM (LHPAg)

380 360 It's not a big leak, so I just needed to dab it up with a rag.
Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2024 07:12 PM (79pEw)


Did you clean the filter? That can cause some leakage. Cleaning it is a stinky job, but not one requiring much force.

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2024 07:14 PM (hmKaK)

381 "Isn't that a crime, forging a passport?
Posted by: Oldcat"

He's a lawyer. Trust him.
Posted by: fd at November 06, 2024 07:04 PM (vFG9F)

I get my legal advice from Remington Steele who had 5 of them from different countries with names of Humphrey Bogart characters. They kept getting confiscated by police

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 07:14 PM (n7h9X)

382 *Presler
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2024 07:09 PM (xOnCy)

**Pressssssssler

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 06, 2024 07:14 PM (MGB5H)

383 I confess to only reading AITAH because it is pretty fun. Their hive mind cannot think for themselves.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 06, 2024 07:12 PM (gi+MR)

=====

r/Roastme is funny.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2024 07:15 PM (xOnCy)

384 I don't think the bears fuck Goldilocks in that story.

But they could.

They could.
Posted by: Bear with Asymmetrical Balls, Canadian Literature Enthusiast at November 06, 2024 07:12 PM (4/BuS)



https://refer.is/l0kfnybj

Posted by: G'rump928(c) notes at November 06, 2024 07:15 PM (aD39U)

385 Even fucking John Podhoretz gave Trump some credit to my amazement.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 07:15 PM (HJ9BW)

386 Yeah we get Kathy Bates Matlock to go along with Queen Latifah Equalizer
Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 07:02 PM (HJ9BW)

why do you hate strong womyn?

you probably hate Whoopi

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 06, 2024 07:15 PM (sJHOI)

387 I don't think the bears fuck Goldilocks in that story.

But they could.

They could.
Posted by: Bear with Asymmetrical Balls


There is, in point of fact, a well-known '70s animated porno film with that exact plot.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 07:15 PM (pMi6S)

388
I'd rather bathe in battery acid than to comment or register, I only read headlines to get a glimpse of the other side.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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This why our 'DU Intercepts' poster deserves pudding cups.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 07:15 PM (XeU6L)

389 Apparently the President of Mexico refuses to recognize Trump's victory until all the votes are counted. I bet. Her rakeoff from the cartels is due to drop massively.
Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2024 07:13 PM (hmKaK)


Since when is Mexico's president a chick? I must not have been paying attention.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2024 07:15 PM (guGkK)

390 See also 50 shades of Grey, beating fantasy. And Twilight, being pursued by monsters for sex.

I love what a guy I watched a while back said about 50 Shades. He points out that this guy is a billionaire sexual deviant with a plain boring woman and he spends three books being totally loyal to this woman and this woman alone. Its not just a sexual fantasy for women, its a hilariously idiotic life fantasy for them as well. Plain Jane fixates a perverted billionare so much he Changes to be a Better Man and has no eyes for any other woman!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 07:16 PM (Hh1ER)

391 AtC's takedown of baseball cuck was gold.

AtC beat him with half her brain tied behind her back.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 07:08 PM (tT6L1)

Awww man, I wanna see!
Posted by: BruceWayne

Plus Victory Tits

*thank you AtC*

Posted by: Miklos got what he asked for at November 06, 2024 07:16 PM (khrpa)

392 My Pressssler.

Posted by: Gollum at November 06, 2024 07:16 PM (aD39U)

393
Where in the heck are you in the south that you've got fresh snow on the ground?
Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2024 07:10 PM (79pEw)

In the mountain west now. Since 2015. The move was traumatic enough with having strange men in the house for 3yrs. Then I became a Nana and my life has been changed. I am still snarky and crazy and my grandchildren love me for this. I am still a redneck queen, but a higher elevation.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 06, 2024 07:16 PM (gi+MR)

394 Lady in Black...just zip by reddit's main page. They are wallowing in horror, dismay, fear, and all sorts of great and fun stuff. I only read the headlines. They can't believe they lost and there are tantrums.

--

Thanks, Christy! On my way. I'm not done swimming in their misery!

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 06, 2024 07:16 PM (qBdHI)

395 358 -
Well Ted Danson did nail her.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 06, 2024 07:08 PM
-

THAT'S industrial grade white guilt right there.
Posted by: irright at November 06, 2024 07:12 PM (rcc2P)

That’s the gender-swap equivalent of Julia Roberts marrying Lyle Lovett.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 06, 2024 07:16 PM (w6p9p)

396 I was RL friends with Geraghty for a couple years.

So sad how Trump broke the brains of so many. I never could figure out why.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 07:16 PM (5p7BC)

397 What’s awesome is seeing the left red pill themselves on the steal of 2020.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 06, 2024 07:16 PM (eZwyX)

398 Did you clean the filter? That can cause some leakage. Cleaning it is a stinky job, but not one requiring much force.
Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2024 07:14 PM (hmKaK)
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Sure did. Barely anything in there because I do it regularly. Didn't stink at all.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2024 07:16 PM (79pEw)

399 Trump won because he worked his ass off.

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2024 07:16 PM (i0F8b)

400 Has any Democrat pondered that the reason they got schlonged is that they didn't even get to pick their candidate this time? They just got wa-hey, it's KAMALAJOY now kiss her feet.
I mean, besides maybe Cenk who correctly called out the media for Soviet-scale lying about Biden's ability to even.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 07:16 PM (gKWVE)

401 I think I know what they are going to start claiming...voter suppression. That's why 20 million fewer votes, far right intimidation.
Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 06:44 PM (HJ9BW)


Help me understand how this is plausible? If they suppressed 20M votes compared to 2020, rough math says about 7M R votes must also have been suppressed?

How does that gel with the obvious R enthusiasm this time round?

Much as I enjoy the cheers of the gloaterati, isn't there the more important question of how glaringly obvious the steal has become?

Posted by: Im29too at November 06, 2024 07:16 PM (3NJyR)

402 382 *Presler
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2024 07:09 PM (xOnCy)

**Pressssssssler
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 06, 2024 07:14 PM (MGB5H)

Someone getssssss it!

-SSSSSSLLLLLLVVVVV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at November 06, 2024 07:16 PM (e/Osv)

403 Proud of my Gen z stepson. Apparently he had a convo with a friend his age and said that modern women's right are about women being superior to men (yes.) She disagreed and he pulled out examples.

He mentioned the draft being unfair to men... she had no idea there was a draft. Yeah.

We are teaching our kids so well... well, some of us are!

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2024 07:16 PM (QAK8m)

404 Kamala Harris will never be president of the United States.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2024 07:17 PM (B9Prs)

405 There is, in point of fact, a well-known '70s animated porno film with that exact plot.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 07:15 PM (pMi6S)

Now if fjordman drops by, this would be a perfect week.

I always remember scrotum guy.

Posted by: Stateless at November 06, 2024 07:17 PM (jvJvP)

406 I'm going to ask Miklos how "in the bag" is expressed in Hungarian.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 07:14 PM (XeU6L)

with gusto

Posted by: Well Hungarian at November 06, 2024 07:17 PM (sJHOI)

407 And yet, how many Womenz chose the Bear over the Man in the Forest question?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 07:14 PM (QAkQ3)

They just wanted us to go "No, no! This cannot be! Tell me what I need to do to get me to be the one picked in this made up nonsense scenario!" When we all know as soon as your cell phone loses bars or battery charge you'll ditch those bears.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 07:17 PM (n7h9X)

408 Most of what left wingers believe does not make any logical sense

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 07:17 PM (HJ9BW)

409 Mrs D and I agree (no small thing that) that the first step in the media pulling its head out of its collective ass is to fire every one of those twits who broke out in tears.
That ain't news you idiots.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2024 07:17 PM (jBc8m)

410 So sad how Trump broke the brains of so many. I never could figure out why.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 07:16 PM (5p7BC)
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I remember seeing an interview with VDH about this very thing. He was perplexed at how they just went totally nuts.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2024 07:18 PM (79pEw)

411 The story I heard was Danson lost some kind of savage bet to Woody Harrelson.

God knows what Harrelson would've had to do if he lost.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 07:18 PM (fV+MH)

412 My Pressssler.
Posted by: Gollum

*snort*

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 06, 2024 07:18 PM (kbAwr)

413 They could.
Posted by: Bear with Asymmetrical Balls, Canadian Literature Enthusiast at November 06, 2024 07:12 PM (4/BuS)


https://refer.is/l0kfnybj
Posted by: G'rump928(c) notes at November 06, 2024 07:15 PM (aD39U)


Thanks, man.

Now my ad feed is going to be full of Goldilocks pr0n videos.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2024 07:18 PM (guGkK)

414 Maybe Whoopy meant she knew people who died while trying yo vote in Wakanda?

Posted by: Eromero at November 06, 2024 07:18 PM (LHPAg)

415 And I am now a refined Southern Nana. This has been a great day for America and the entire free world.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

Ain't no such thang as a southern "nana".
You're MaChristy

Posted by: MkY at November 06, 2024 07:18 PM (cPGH3)

416 r/Roastme is funny.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2024 07:15 PM (xOnCy)

Will look! We have been married almost 45yrs (I know, I am olde but feel 22yrs) and my husband still asks me wth i am laughing at from across the house...like a lone loon in an asylum.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 06, 2024 07:18 PM (gi+MR)

417 *Presler
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2024 07:09 PM (xOnCy)

**Pressssssssler
Posted by: BruceWayne

Pressburg is the German name for Bratislava

Posted by: Georg, Yortuk and Miklos Festrunk, Wild and Crazy Guys at November 06, 2024 07:18 PM (khrpa)

418 The funny thing is that Wakanda had an ultra secure border that kept other Africans out..

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 07:19 PM (HJ9BW)

419 Oldcat for some it's probably a fantasy, if so lots of Muslim men need a few wives if they want to move to the middle east.

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2024 07:19 PM (fwDg9)

420 Apparently the President of Mexico refuses to recognize Trump's victory until all the votes are counted. I bet. Her rakeoff from the cartels is due to drop massively.
Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2024 07:13 PM (hmKaK)

Since when is Mexico's president a chick? I must not have been paying attention.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 06, 2024 07:15 PM (guGkK)

And Jewish, to boot. But always a socialist first, comrade. Always a socialist first.

Anyway, Scheinbaum can suck my fat gentile cock.

Dear Congressfucktards,

Tax remittances at 90%. Make them suffer.

That is all.

Posted by: Robert at November 06, 2024 07:19 PM (GJkHm)

421 The story I heard was Danson lost some kind of savage bet to Woody Harrelson.

God knows what Harrelson would've had to do if he lost.
Posted by: eleven

Whoopie

Posted by: Miklos just guesses at November 06, 2024 07:19 PM (khrpa)

422 There is, in point of fact, a well-known '70s animated porno film with that exact plot.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 07:15 PM (pMi6S)

Rule 34!

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at November 06, 2024 07:19 PM (e/Osv)

423 345 I wonder where all the trolls are. The HQ was infested with 'em over the last few weeks.
Posted by: Cicero

Not getting paid or have crawled into the warm embrace of some controlled substance for solice.

Posted by: Auspex at November 06, 2024 07:19 PM (j4U/Z)

424 Her rakeoff from the cartels is due to drop massively.

Posted by: Splunge

=====

That, and the whole "I'm going to be making choices that might get me killed" thing

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 06, 2024 07:20 PM (8AONa)

425
Funny thing with all the commies crapping on Bernie, they don't understand that Bernie and Trump are both symptoms of the same problem (Uniparty hegemony and contempt for ordinary Americans), just that they're attacking it from opposite sides of the spectrum.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 06, 2024 07:20 PM (y9nCu)

426 410 So sad how Trump broke the brains of so many. I never could figure out why.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 07:16 PM (5p7BC)
______

Social media + Corrupt Media + broken educational system.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at November 06, 2024 07:20 PM (qUkBO)

427 even f***ng John Podhoretz gave Trump some credit to my amazement.

I think that there are an awful lot of nevertrumper types who have come to Jesus on how their party has changed. They might not like it but I think they have figured out that one Trump is not this raging retard lunatic and two that they can achieve a lot more of what they want with him than fighting him.

Then there are raging outliers like the Baseball dude.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 07:20 PM (Hh1ER)

428 In honor of Kumswala's next career move, I wrote a song about it. Based on the Doobie Brothers "Takin' it to the Streets". It works best if you fire up the song to have the music but sing these words instead.

I can't post this all together because it thinks it's spam.

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 06, 2024 07:20 PM (NMT5x)

429 Yeah...the whole Donald Trump is the worst thing in the Universe thing.

WTF.

Why?

I just thought he was a tacky billionaire who did reality TV.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 07:20 PM (fV+MH)

430 Ironically, I met VDH the same night I met Geraghty. Ended up having a pretty long night drinking with Geraghty and his wife. Really a nice couple.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 07:20 PM (5p7BC)

431 Ain't no such thang as a southern "nana".
You're MaChristy
Posted by: MkY at November 06, 2024 07:18 PM (cPGH3)

I wanted a cooler name. But this was chosen by our son and DIL. At the point of having babies, and the more the merrier for us, I did not fight the name.

At least not MeMaw.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 06, 2024 07:20 PM (gi+MR)

432 Ted Danson was with her for years.

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 07:20 PM (HJ9BW)

433 You don't like me but I'm your fluffer
I was raised in this middle class hell
You don't want my kind in your world
Fairly soon, my ass will smell
You
Telling me the things you're gonna do to me
I ain't blind but I'll suck all the dicks I think I see
(Takin' it to the bridge)
Takin' it to the bridge
(Takin' it to the bridge)
No more need for running (ha!)
(Takin' it to the bridge)
Oh, na, na

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 06, 2024 07:20 PM (NMT5x)

434 Where is Pelosi ? She might as well just retire, the next four years will not be kind to her.

Posted by: Bones at November 06, 2024 07:20 PM (o8DkU)

435 Take this message to my hobos
You will find them underneath the bridge
Wherever people have pocket change or subway tokens
$20 and I'll blow the whole damn village
Oh, you
Telling me the things you're gonna do to me
I ain't blind but I'll suck all the dicks I think I see
(Takin' it to the bridge)
Takin' it to the bridge
(Takin' it to the bridge)
No more need for running (ha!)
(Takin' it to the bridge)
Takin' it to the bridge
(Takin' it to the...)
-Saxophone-

Posted by: haffhowershower at November 06, 2024 07:20 PM (NMT5x)

436 with gusto
Posted by: Well Hungarian
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I hold myself resposible for not being more specific.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 07:21 PM (XeU6L)

437 I've been slumming at TMZ, which is on tv now. Pretty funny.

Tĥey had a poll on their website about the election and were surprised by the results. Probably because they can afford food AND shelter.

Posted by: Stateless at November 06, 2024 07:21 PM (jvJvP)

438 fixates a perverted billionare so much he Changes to be a Better Man and has no eyes for any other woman!!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 07:16 PM (Hh1ER)

This too, is the story of Melania Trump...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 07:21 PM (QAkQ3)

439 Timpon Walz lost his home county in Minnesota to Trump.

I love these little tidbits. Twists the knife that much deeper

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 07:21 PM (O5T3z)

440 "At 0:28, Jake Tapper is Visibly Stunned to learn that there is not a single county in the nation, not a one, in which Kamala Harris overperformed Biden's numbers."

Hard to overperform numbers that were always inflated, some (maybe a lot) of which were very suspect in their accumulation and tabulation.

And wouldn't it be karmic if by fraudulently manipulating the 2020 campaign using Covid Rules to get Biden through ends up, in 2024, being numbers that embarrass Harris' run due to universal "underperformance".

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 06, 2024 07:21 PM (aXxgO)

441 Watching John McClane movie and a Covid 19 shot commercial pops up. That's another department that needs house cleaning.
And Fauci needs to face a reckoning

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2024 07:21 PM (fwDg9)

442
Plus Victory Tits

*thank you AtC*
Posted by: Miklos got what he asked for at November 06, 2024 07:16 PM (khrpa)


*curtsies* Thank you, thank you.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 06, 2024 07:21 PM (1YfKX)

443 Ok, Taliban , we want exclusive mining rights for your minerals for the next 250 years. and in return you'd be driving Ford trucks, and swimming in ipads and pr0n ? Deal?

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 07:21 PM (V13WU)

444 And Goldilocks and the three bears, crime spree of home invasion and porridge theft.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 07:09 PM (n7h9X)


youtu.be/a6sZfmft-H4

Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2024 07:22 PM (D7oie)

445 AtC's takedown of baseball cuck was gold.

AtC beat him with half her brain tied behind her back.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 07:08 PM (tT6L1)

Awww man, I wanna see!
Posted by: BruceWayne

Plus Victory Tits

*thank you AtC*
Posted by: Miklos got what he asked for at November 06, 2024 07:16 PM (khrpa)


Where can I see the takedown and also the victory tits ™️?

Posted by: Robert at November 06, 2024 07:22 PM (GJkHm)

446 360 I also tried a few things based on YouTube videos but anything wise requires moving the washer and that's where he would have to come in.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2024 07:12 PM
***
Have you tried firearms for the washer? Maybe something of a larger caliber given its size to take it down?

Posted by: TRex at November 06, 2024 07:22 PM (IQ6Gq)

447 Nana is a Virginia thing, right?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 06, 2024 07:22 PM (aD39U)

448 14 Someone floated Mike Pompeo for Sec Def. That sounds like the worst place to put the weakest member of the team in orbit around trump.

Sec Def needs a new GOPer to oversee it. Seems like a perfect place for Tulsi Gabbard.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 06, 2024 06:33 PM (pZ0Mr)
----
Sec Def = War Sec
Since we deal with so many cultures that see women as 2nd class, it advantageous to have men involved in negotiations, etc. Not smart to shoot yourself in the foot before going into the negotiation room.

Posted by: Ciampino - Some tough ex marine at November 06, 2024 07:22 PM (i0xsb)

449 Tater's on a rampage!

https://is.gd/t7xRyw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 06, 2024 07:22 PM (L/fGl)

450 Social media + Corrupt Media + broken educational system.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at November 06, 2024 07:20 PM (qUkBO)

+ (and I'm not even joking) fluoride.

Seriously. You don't see kids who grew up on well water acting like this.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2024 07:22 PM (DDGz9)

451 Ted Danson was with her for years.
Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 07:20 PM (HJ9BW)

And that's when the phrase "there's no accounting for taste" was born.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 06, 2024 07:22 PM (MGB5H)

452 Ted Danson was with her for years.
Posted by: steevy
--------

Now, there is a depressing thought. A cocaine-fueled one-nighter might (?) be understandable...maybe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 07:23 PM (XeU6L)

453 Pelosi/Ahab vs Trump/Moby Dick.

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2024 07:23 PM (i0F8b)

454 Will look! We have been married almost 45yrs (I know, I am olde but feel 22yrs) and my husband still asks me wth i am laughing at from across the house...like a lone loon in an asylum.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 06, 2024 07:18 PM (gi+MR)

======

I'm mostly on menopause subs and personal finance subs. Roast me popped up in my feed one day for some reason and it cracked me up.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2024 07:23 PM (xOnCy)

455 I figure it would be tacky to ask which thread the victory tits are in LOL

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 07:23 PM (5p7BC)

456 We are teaching our kids so well... well, some of us are!

I am so proud of our ettes. God send that you produce a whole generation of good young men and women for our future

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 07:23 PM (Hh1ER)

457 Wasn't she with Frank Langella after Ted? Not very race loyal ...

Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 07:23 PM (HJ9BW)

458 Dan Bongino retweets a Baseball Wank tweet that aged badly

What is with Baseball dude? He's acting like he's mentally ill, I cannot puzzle out what his deal is.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 07:12 PM (Hh1ER)

I'd go with .... he's mentally ill.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 07:23 PM (n7h9X)

459 It's not a big leak, so I just needed to dab it up with a rag.
Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2024 07:12 PM (79pEw)

----
If you decide to replace it, get a Speed Queen!

Posted by: Weasel at November 06, 2024 07:23 PM (NmwHz)

460 -
Ted Danson was with her for years.
Posted by: steevy at November 06, 2024 07:20 PM
-

Dude honors his bets.

Posted by: irright at November 06, 2024 07:23 PM (rcc2P)

461 I haven't done much gloating, but I did send just one meme to my idiot lib friends.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 06, 2024 07:23 PM (RIvkX)

462 Watching John McClane movie and a Covid 19 shot commercial pops up. That's another department that needs house cleaning.
And Fauci needs to face a reckoning
Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2024 07:21 PM (fwDg9)

With sand fleas (if I remember the travesty with the beagles correctly).

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 07:23 PM (VNX3d)

463 I think that there are an awful lot of nevertrumper types who have come to Jesus on how their party has changed. They might not like it but I think they have figured out that one Trump is not this raging retard lunatic and two that they can achieve a lot more of what they want with him than fighting him.

Then there are raging outliers like the Baseball dude.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 07:20 PM (Hh1ER)
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I'll never trust them again. They spent too long on the anti Trump grift gravy train and it's too late for me to ever take anything they say seriously.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 07:23 PM (tT6L1)

464 I'm going to ask Miklos how "in the bag" is expressed in Hungarian.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Ordinary language-

"a zacsiban"

ah zah-chee-ban

Posted by: Miklos does magyar for minimal compensation at November 06, 2024 07:24 PM (khrpa)

465 "Suicide assistance line, how may I help?
Sorry, this is for libs only.
Suicide assistance line, how may I help?
Running your car in the garage would do the trick if it weren't an EV. Yes, thank you for calling!"

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 06, 2024 07:24 PM (vJiyU)

466 Not smart to shoot yourself in the foot before going into the negotiation room.
Posted by: Ciampino - Some tough ex marine at November 06, 2024 07:22 PM (i0xsb)

Screw that.

Deal with our chosen woman, or go fuck yourselves with a sandy camel cock. It's all the same to me.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2024 07:24 PM (DDGz9)

467 It's hilarious that Dems won't actually understand what they did wrong. They'll pull the same shit against JD in 2028, and again wonder when it backfires.

We shouldn't be trying to correct them, let them implode.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 06, 2024 07:24 PM (EqL1i)

468 Crazy leftist or not, I would totally bang Sunny Hostin. A mistake I have made before, btw, but...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at November 06, 2024 07:25 PM (MZ+PY)

469 (Takin' it to the bridge)
Oh, na, na


*plays cowbell*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 07:25 PM (Hh1ER)

470 Whoopi (in tears): Oh God.

Suck it UP, Whoopi. SUCK IT UP!

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 06, 2024 07:25 PM (3wi/L)

471 Oh Weasel is here, must remember to ask about that Kimber.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 07:25 PM (5p7BC)

472 Since we deal with so many cultures that see women as 2nd class, it advantageous to have men involved in negotiations, etc. Not smart to shoot yourself in the foot before going into the negotiation room.
Posted by: Ciampino - Some tough ex marine at November 06, 2024 07:22 PM (i0xsb)

She just needs a couple husky aids with giant scimitars. They'll get the ideal.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 07:25 PM (n7h9X)

473 444 And Goldilocks and the three bears, crime spree of home invasion and porridge theft.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 07:09 PM (n7h9X)

youtu.be/a6sZfmft-H4
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2024 07:22 PM (D7oie)

By todays standards, all Fairy Tale characters are totally dysfunctional... every.... single... one.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 07:25 PM (QAkQ3)

474

Thanks, Christy! On my way. I'm not done swimming in their misery!
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 06, 2024 07:16 PM (qBdHI)

Local reddit has trans parents fearing for their spawn. Like a round up of trans for the camps. They are keeping them home from school this week and planning GED get togethers so they won't have to go to school.

I have theories on trans children. One being the mother does not want that sex and therefore it is their idea. Two being it is a trend, like my generation using drugs. Or later getting many piercings and tattos. Attention. However, once your boobs are off and you are missing a uterus, ten years later you might regret it along with your beard.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 06, 2024 07:25 PM (gi+MR)

475 Outstanding Mentally Ill White Girl meltdown. 8 out of ten.

Batshit. And utterly brainwashed to boot. It's amazing how they're all unhinged but also believe and regurgitate the same complete bullshit they've been fed by the progtard media. Do they truly lack all capacity for critical thinking?

Posted by: All signs point to "yes" at November 06, 2024 07:25 PM (wha8B)

476 I think that there are an awful lot of nevertrumper types who have come to Jesus on how their party has changed. They might not like it but I think they have figured out that one Trump is not this raging retard lunatic and two that they can achieve a lot more of what they want with him than fighting him.

Then there are raging outliers like the Baseball dude.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 07:20 PM (Hh1ER)

Eh, that makes me nervous honestly. As if they've a plan to worm back in with nefarious intent.

Posted by: DaisyB at November 06, 2024 07:26 PM (AbL8c)

477 I had meltdowns like these when I was younger, but they were invariably related to a missed field goal as time expires.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at November 06, 2024 07:26 PM (Dm8we)

478 So these results prove 2020 was a fraud, right?

DaveinFla? Any statistician morons out there?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 06, 2024 07:26 PM (RIvkX)

479 The fact that any man has sex with Whoopi Goldberg is proof positive that men are dogs and would hump a knot hole in a fence.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 07:26 PM (Hh1ER)

480 Werner considers that it is not impossible in Whoopi's coterie of friends that one or more might have ended their lives in an unintentional freak voting incident. Ja, the statistics are probably highly in favor of that. Like, let us say, impaling themselves on a number 2 pencil while attempting to fill in a scantron-type ballot, or leaving a voting booth too quickly and tumbling into a paper shredder head-first while taking a selfie.

Also, Werner is amused that most of the target audience for The Handmaid's Tale, as with the previous however many shades of grey seem almost too willfully deluded about the BDSM aspects. This applies as well to the 4B Movement, a straight-up rip-off of Lysistrata. Ja, we women shall not engage with men in any intimate matter, and we shall not be moved from this, you bold and strong man who regards us so rakishly. 70s and 80s era Romance novels were built around this template.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at November 06, 2024 07:26 PM (tmPIh)

481 VPs
Kamala
Pence
Joe
Cheney
Gore

Haha
JD is a man among boys and a genius idiots.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 06, 2024 07:26 PM (gbOdA)

482 Ordinary language-

"a zacsiban"

ah zah-chee-ban
Posted by: Miklos
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[takes notes]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 07:26 PM (XeU6L)

483 Bratislava Hot Serenaders

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 06, 2024 07:27 PM (2MeEb)

484 TRex, I tried talking to it sternly but I haven't yet pulled a weapon on it.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2024 07:27 PM (79pEw)

485 Oh Weasel is here, must remember to ask about that Kimber.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 07:25 PM (5p7BC)
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Kimber Micro 9 from their Custom Shop. Send me an email and we can discuss.

Posted by: Weasel at November 06, 2024 07:27 PM (NmwHz)

486 Running your car in the garage would do the trick if it weren't an EV. Yes, thank you for calling!"
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 06, 2024 07:24 PM (vJiyU)

Tell them to stick their heads in an oven, but omit telling them if it is electric and will only fry their hair.

I am mean today. It is glorious!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 06, 2024 07:27 PM (gi+MR)

487 By todays standards, all Fairy Tale characters are totally dysfunctional... every.... single... one.

Especially if you use the original stories, not the Disneyfied ones. They are really ghastly

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 07:27 PM (Hh1ER)

488 That’s the gender-swap equivalent of Julia Roberts marrying Lyle Lovett.
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 06, 2024 07:16 PM (w6p9p)

But Lyle has brains, and a metric fuckton of talent.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2024 07:28 PM (6QTWv)

489 The fact that any man has sex with Whoopi Goldberg is proof positive that men are dogs and would hump a knot hole in a fence.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 07:26 PM (Hh1ER)

That, or Ted is a raging 'mo who picked the most ridiculous beard possible when the NBC execs said he had to.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2024 07:28 PM (DDGz9)

490 That's quite a statement that Whoopie made. What exactly were the circumstances that involved death by trying to vote. Who were these people? Did Trumpsters come after them and kill them? I want details.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 06, 2024 07:28 PM (mzoqX)

491 Remove his vocal cords.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 06, 2024 07:28 PM (J8LnB)

492 So these results prove 2020 was a fraud, right?

DaveinFla? Any statistician morons out there?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 06, 2024 07:26 PM (RIvkX)

A lib dude on x today said "18 million missing votes. Shit maybe we did steal an election in 2020"

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 06, 2024 07:28 PM (MGB5H)

493 475 Outstanding Mentally Ill White Girl meltdown. 8 out of ten.

Batshit. And utterly brainwashed to boot. It's amazing how they're all unhinged but also believe and regurgitate the same complete bullshit they've been fed by the progtard media. Do they truly lack all capacity for critical thinking?
Posted by: All signs point to "yes" at November 06, 2024 07:25 PM (wha8B)

I can't stop picturing them setting up their ring light and tripod, the multiple takes, then thinking, that's the one. I'm going to get so many likes for this and then they publicly post their lack of emotional regulation as a flex.
We live in stupid times.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 06, 2024 07:28 PM (RybWq)

494 387 I don't think the bears fuck Goldilocks in that story.

But they could.

They could.
Posted by: Bear with Asymmetrical Balls

There is, in point of fact, a well-known '70s animated porno film with that exact plot.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 07:15 PM (pMi6S)

Sounds interesting! And do they do it while Goldilocks' husband watches from the closet?

Posted by: Right Reverend David French at November 06, 2024 07:29 PM (lg881)

495 >>>Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts

>>>Kamala Harris was not a flawed candidate. America is a flawed country.

Get a load of this scrunt.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 07:29 PM (i24o9)

496 The fact that any man has sex with Whoopi Goldberg is proof positive that men are dogs and would hump a knot hole in a fence.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 07:26 PM (Hh1ER)

I would never jump a fence, sir!

Posted by: Robert at November 06, 2024 07:29 PM (GJkHm)

497 proof positive that men are dogs and would hump a knot hole in a fence.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 07:26 PM


What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Tailpipes on Trucks at November 06, 2024 07:29 PM (a3Q+t)

498 466
Screw that.

Deal with our chosen woman, or go fuck yourselves with a sandy camel cock. It's all the same to me.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2024 07:24 PM (DDGz9)
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And they are saying the same to you. We did so well in Afghanistan, look at their women now after 20+ years.

Posted by: Ciampino - Some tough ex marine would be better at November 06, 2024 07:30 PM (i0xsb)

499 A lib dude on x today said "18 million missing votes. Shit maybe we did steal an election in 2020"
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 06, 2024 07:28 PM (MGB5H)
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Someone should point out if he'd have said that 4 years ago, he'd have been banned.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 07:30 PM (tT6L1)

500 It's disgusting when women are induced by the standards of their toxic peer group to engage in performative hysteria on video.

But it's 100 times worse when men do that.

I've seen some awful things today.

Posted by: Splunge at November 06, 2024 07:30 PM (hmKaK)

501 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 06, 2024 07:25 PM (gi+MR)

Its been proven that your brain gets a shot of endorphins when you get attention.

Ugly kids, will not get attention... but an ugly TRANS Kid? will.

They literally get addicted to attention, via the endorphin rush.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 07:30 PM (QAkQ3)

502 That's quite a statement that Whoopie made. What exactly were the circumstances that involved death by trying to vote. Who were these people? Did Trumpsters come after them and kill them? I want details.

It's all made up bullshit.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 06, 2024 07:30 PM (mH6SG)

503 478 So these results prove 2020 was a fraud, right?

Posted by: San Franpsycho


No, the now-mostly-forgotten videos of Dem staffers wheellng in carts of fake ballots at 2am in Philly and GA etc. already proved it was a fraud back when it first happened.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 07:30 PM (pMi6S)

504 483 Bratislava Hot Serenaders
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 06, 2024 07:27 PM (2MeEb)

Did they open for Sweaty Angry Beavers at the Whiskey sometime in 1987?

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at November 06, 2024 07:30 PM (e/Osv)

505 >>>Nancy Pelosi . . . , and it blew up in her face.

Right into my veins. Fuck that cow.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 07:30 PM (i24o9)

506 Maybe they got their head stoved in by a confused, colorblind black panther? I don't know. You don't know.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2024 07:30 PM (DDGz9)

507 We shouldn't be trying to correct them, let them implode.
Posted by: Rbastid

Hard to correct someone who sees you as the problem.

Posted by: Auspex at November 06, 2024 07:30 PM (j4U/Z)

508 I remember seeing an interview with VDH about this very thing. He was perplexed at how they just went totally nuts.
Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2024 07:18 PM (79pEw)

Maybe they understood at a very primative level that he was a threat to their rice bowls, and that he would be hard to beat ... or control.

Posted by: browndog doesn't give a shit at November 06, 2024 07:31 PM (TTAGa)

509 A lib dude on x today said "18 million missing votes. Shit maybe we did steal an election in 2020"

Posted by: BruceWayne

=====

Nah, cheating doesn't provide an advantage.

Posted by: Fans of Univ Of Michigan Football Team at November 06, 2024 07:31 PM (8AONa)

510 Local reddit has trans parents fearing for their spawn. Like a round up of trans for the camps. They are keeping them home from school this week and planning GED get togethers so they won't have to go to school.

I have theories on trans children. One being the mother does not want that sex and therefore it is their idea. Two being it is a trend, like my generation using drugs. Or later getting many piercings and tattos. Attention. However, once your boobs are off and you are missing a uterus, ten years later you might regret it along with your beard.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 06, 2024 07:25 PM (gi+MR)

This is idiotic. The schools are the ones that will sneak your kid out to get his balls chopped off without parental knowledge. And nobody's sending anybody to any camps. But they did this same shit for the 2020 election about gays, Muslims and Hispanics. Do they really believe this insane shit?

And I agree that the trans thing is largely a fad, like claiming yourself to be gay or bisexual around 20 years ago. It was "in" and rebellious. I do believe there is a smaller number of people with actual gender dysphoria, so making it trendy pisses me off.

Posted by: Trump won but the world's still fucking nuts at November 06, 2024 07:31 PM (wha8B)

511 Nood

Posted by: President Richard Punch at November 06, 2024 07:31 PM (OA79/)

512 Sec Def = War Sec
Since we deal with so many cultures that see women as 2nd class, it advantageous to have men involved in negotiations, etc. Not smart to shoot yourself in the foot before going into the negotiation room.
Posted by: Ciampino - Some tough ex marine at November 06, 2024 07:22 PM (i0xsb)

State does negotiation anyway.

But this reminds me that back when India was being ruled by Brits, the governor Napier was telling the locals that the charming custom of having the widow kill herself at the funeral of her husband would have to stop.

They objected that this was the culture of the country and he replied that it was the culture of his country to hang anyone who did such a thing.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 07:31 PM (n7h9X)

513 We live in stupid times.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 06, 2024 07:28 PM


Some say we're at Peak Stupidity.

You know what I say.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at November 06, 2024 07:31 PM (a3Q+t)

514 But Lyle has brains, and a metric fuckton of talent

Yeah its the Paulina Porizkova/Ric Ocasek effect. Seal and Heidi Klum. A man can make up for looks with talent and fame, money etc. Seal looks like he shaves with an industrial cheese grater but damn can he sing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 07:31 PM (Hh1ER)

515 I can't stop picturing them setting up their ring light and tripod, the multiple takes, then thinking, that's the one. I'm going to get so many likes for this and then they publicly post their lack of emotional regulation as a flex.
We live in stupid times.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 06, 2024 07:28 PM (RybWq)
----------------

That's a disturbing analysis of the methods. Crazy plus the ability to plan?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 07:31 PM (tT6L1)

516 I can't stop picturing them setting up their ring light and tripod, the multiple takes, then thinking, that's the one. I'm going to get so many likes for this and then they publicly post their lack of emotional regulation as a flex.
We live in stupid times.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 06, 2024 07:28 PM (RybWq)
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As I frequently say I am old and cranky but for the life of me I don't understand this "look at me cry and make an idiot of myself " mentality.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2024 07:32 PM (79pEw)

517 Whoopi's former husband - the father of her daughter - was also a White guy who, reportedly, helped her kick a heroin addiction.

She was the highest paid U.S. actress for many years.

Posted by: L - If ... Cellphone at November 06, 2024 07:32 PM (NFX2v)

518 @WholeMarsBlog
·
Follow
Elon is such a dumbass. He spent $44 billion on Twitter and all he got was control of all 3 branches of the federal government

https://instapundit.com/682799/

Posted by: Robert at November 06, 2024 07:32 PM (eIM2U)

519 487 By todays standards, all Fairy Tale characters are totally dysfunctional... every.... single... one.

Especially if you use the original stories, not the Disneyfied ones. They are really ghastly
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 07:27 PM (Hh1ER)

Kids running through a forest, and then start to eat my fucking HOUSE???? REALLY?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 07:32 PM (QAkQ3)

520 I can't look at any more 'meltdown' videos. They are just too ridiculous. Absolutely no self-control or

fuck I don't even know how to finish that sentence. I can't comprehend the total wallowing in emotional collapse.

Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2024 07:33 PM (/7KEl)

521 Nah, cheating doesn't provide an advantage.
Posted by: Fans of Univ Of Michigan Football Team at November 06, 2024 07:31 PM (8AONa)

Or the Patriots. Even the best coach of all time and the best QB of all time could not wring out a single advantage.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 07:33 PM (n7h9X)

522 proof positive that men are dogs and would hump a knot hole in a fence.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 07:26 PM

What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: Tailpipes on Trucks at November 06, 2024 07:29 PM (a3Q+t)
----
*AHEM*

Posted by: Warm Apple Pie at November 06, 2024 07:33 PM (BpYfr)

523 Where is Pelosi ? She might as well just retire, the next four years will not be kind to her.
Posted by: Bones
+++
At her age there's a good chance she won't make it four more years.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at November 06, 2024 07:33 PM (Lo97M)

524 That, or Ted is a raging 'mo who picked the most ridiculous beard possible when the NBC execs said he had to

A valid possibility

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 07:33 PM (Hh1ER)

525 It would be glorious to hear something along the lines of "I intend to walk down the hill" in a PDT speech.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 06, 2024 07:34 PM (8AONa)

526 I can't look at any more 'meltdown' videos. They are just too ridiculous. Absolutely no self-control or

fuck I don't even know how to finish that sentence. I can't comprehend the total wallowing in emotional collapse.
Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2024 07:33 PM (/7KEl)

its all performance art, like the toddler who bawls then peeks around seeing if any adult is really sorry.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 07:34 PM (n7h9X)

527 497 proof positive that men are dogs and would hump a knot hole in a fence.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 07:26 PM

What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: Tailpipes on Trucks at November 06, 2024 07:29 PM (a3Q+t)

What are we, tailpipes?

Posted by: Comely Couches at November 06, 2024 07:34 PM (NMT5x)

528 >She was the highest paid U.S. actress for many years.
----

now she is a walking talking gargoyle

Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2024 07:34 PM (/7KEl)

529 So these results prove 2020 was a fraud, right?

DaveinFla? Any statistician morons out there?
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Yes, only 1/3 of the missing Democrats can be accounted for. I was always pretty conservative saying it was 3-5 million fraudulent votes, but looks like it was 10M.

And even with 10M they couldn't win, they had to go to the 3AM cheating.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 07:34 PM (5p7BC)

530 I pointed out to the 4 B people that was already covered by the "don't stick your dick in crazy" rule

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 06, 2024 07:35 PM (gfViB)

531 We were walking around the neighborhood doing a food drive, all the Harris/Walz signs, except for two, gone.

Greeting people, "It is a glorious day!"

"Oh yes it is!"

Big shit-eating grins all around.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 07:35 PM (i24o9)

532
Ally Sammarco@Ally_Sammarco
If Kamala Harris had done EVERYTHING the same, but she was a white man, she would’ve won.
It’s that simple.


Okay, then Democrats should only nominate white men. Problem solved!

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2024 07:35 PM (Dz6eK)

533 Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts

>>>Kamala Harris was not a flawed candidate. America is a flawed country.

Get a load of this scrunt.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 07:29 PM (i24o9)

She's the Everytown USA cooont IIRC. She really needs to fuck right off and then fuck right off again.

Posted by: And the world will be a better place at November 06, 2024 07:35 PM (wha8B)

534

noooooood

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2024 07:35 PM (Dz6eK)

535 @529 Dave in Fla

Wow. Just wow.

Posted by: Im29too at November 06, 2024 07:36 PM (3NJyR)

536 By todays standards, all Fairy Tale characters are totally dysfunctional... every.... single... one.

Especially if you use the original stories, not the Disneyfied ones. They are really ghastly
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 07:27 PM (Hh1ER)

Kids running through a forest, and then start to eat my fucking HOUSE???? REALLY?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 07:32 PM (QAkQ3)

That's why I love the Beatrix Potter books. I always gave one to anyone having kids. Peter Rabbit - listen to your mom OR YOU WILL DIE. Tom Kitten - be naughty and GIANT RATS WILL MAKE YOU INTO PIE

Nasty Bad Rabbit - scratch your buddie and a HUNTER SHOOTS YOUR TAIL PUFF OFF.

That's moral lessons out the wazoo.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 07:38 PM (n7h9X)

537 497 proof positive that men are dogs and would hump a knot hole in a fence.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 07:26 PM

What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: Tailpipes on Trucks


Behold:

http://www.zombietime.com/zombie113.jpg

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 07:38 PM (pMi6S)

538 In Hans Christian Andersen's original tale of 'The Little Mermaid', the prince marries a different woman, and the Little Mermaid throws herself into the sea, where her body dissolves into foam.

Posted by: 13times at November 06, 2024 07:39 PM (y6vVG)

539 Posted by: Lamont Cranston at November 06, 2024 07:10 PM (w6p9p)

"I know I’m in the minority here because I don’t think 2020 was “stolen,” I just think Democrats brilliantly took advantage of the pandemic. They didn’t let that crisis go to waste."

They created the advantage by changing election laws extralegally through the courts when it's stated in the Constitution that state legislatures are the only ones with the authority to do that. But pissing on the Constitution is what liberals love best and no one did anything to stop it.

"Democrats lost 14 million votes from 2020 but Trump lost 3 million votes from 2020. Oh and where are all the DoomPosters from 2020 who said a Republican would never win another Presidential election? What say you now? “Too big to rig” even though turnout was down and Trump got 3 million votes less?"

To be fair to them, the RNC had been failure theater for the better part of 20 years before Trump got his people to take over. I get the feeling 2020 would have been a much different election if the current RNC had been in place. Unlike the failure theater of yesteryear, they fought back and worked to win this election.

Posted by: Nutsy at November 06, 2024 07:40 PM (Wanyl)

540 By todays standards, all Fairy Tale characters are totally dysfunctional... every.... single... one.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 07:25 PM (QAkQ3)


They are horror tales for children. They say, "there are monsters, and you can survive them"

Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2024 07:41 PM (D7oie)

541 In Hans Christian Andersen's original tale of 'The Little Mermaid', the prince marries a different woman, and the Little Mermaid throws herself into the sea, where her body dissolves into foam.
Posted by: 13times at November 06, 2024 07:39 PM (y6vVG)

The part I liked was there was a cost to changing her nature for a dude she had not met. When she walked on her feet they hurt like knives and left bloody footprints. Would have been hell on the carpets.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 07:41 PM (n7h9X)

542 proof positive that men are dogs and would hump a knot hole in a fence.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 07:26 PM

What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: Tailpipes on Trucks at November 06, 2024 07:29 PM (a3Q+t)

What are we, tailpipes?
Posted by: Comely Couches
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[runs crying from the room]

Posted by: Toaster at November 06, 2024 07:42 PM (XeU6L)

543 My administration will be dedicated to unity and working together. But first...

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 06, 2024 07:49 PM (Z8Yh2)

544 Glad to see Zombie back! Missed you!

Posted by: SimoHayha at November 06, 2024 08:09 PM (KfVMM)

545 How do you think all those supposed fbi "agents" who raided the president's home are feeling now?

Posted by: Soothsayer

Hah!

I hope Trump appoints an Retributioner. Maybe Gen Flynn.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 06, 2024 08:39 PM (7gFa4)

546 In Kamala’s defense re: not outperforming Biden’s numbers, that’s awfully hard to do when he had hundreds of thousands of votes that materialized at 3am in just the states he needed in order to win. He is unmatched in his ability to draw ineligible nonpersons to his aid.

Posted by: red speck at November 06, 2024 08:54 PM (0Id0S)

547 Wrong thread lol

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 06, 2024 08:59 PM (7gFa4)

548 What is it with these bloated ugly bimbos and their obsession with The Handmaiden's Tale?
_________________

It's their fantasy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 06, 2024 09:07 PM (YqDXo)

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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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