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And Now: The Gloating

Part one of several. I really only follow politics for the gloating.

The sweet tears.

Plain white girls love filming themselves crying. It's their jam.

This certainly makes me want to vote for strong empowered black woman next time.


Compilation of dumb bitches sobbing and seething.

Another compilation.

This bitter old brokebrain white woman posted this same lunatic scream five times in a row.


Let's see how the noble philosophers of the media are handling it:




Congratulations, Horde!

Today is the first day of the end of the Obama-Biden Captivity.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:11 PM




Comments

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1 I am a bad person.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2024 12:12 PM (1bNHn)

2 Imagine how much better we would have done with a quality candidate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 12:12 PM (GBKbO)

3 MSNBC�s Joe Scarborough says that Kamala Harris lost to Donald Trump because blacks and Latinos are sexist and Latinos are racist:

�A lot of Hispanic voters have problems with black candidates�

Al Sharpton says black men are among �the most� sexist people pic.twitter.com/bDMJNS4Mof

— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) November 6, 2024

=======

Theory:

Black people don't like Indians.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 12:12 PM (GBKbO)

4 OH, First Deplorable Garbage of the day!

Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2024 12:12 PM (1bNHn)

5 Reap me.

Posted by: The Whirlwind at November 06, 2024 12:12 PM (aD39U)

6 Kamala Harris got 15 million less votes than Joe Biden!

What happened to those 15 million Democrat voters??

Trump killed them with COVID-19!

Trump is the greatest mass murderer in all of history!

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at November 06, 2024 12:12 PM (x5nKy)

7 Ralston says Brown still has a chance.

Posted by: It's happening at November 06, 2024 12:13 PM (ZQYLJ)

8 What the heck is up with Kamala and Joe ghosting Trump? Are they planning an insurrection? I was told democracy was on the ballot.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2024 12:13 PM (t64lJ)

9 GLOATING!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 06, 2024 12:13 PM (FAbrK)

10 "And Now: The Gloating"

-------
Never change, Ace. Never change.

Posted by: 496 at November 06, 2024 12:13 PM (+Wrm0)

11 Am I a bad person for enjoying all the sweet sweet lib tears this much?

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at November 06, 2024 12:13 PM (DJ7uY)

12 Let the National Day of Cruelty commence!

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 06, 2024 12:14 PM (Vyll1)

13 Just got a Facebook email notification that is alarming.

"I no longer have a sister. You are dead..."

Yikes

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 12:14 PM (4T3aT)

14 That there are 20 million less votes this election PROVES that the Repubs caused Voter Suppression!

SUE!!!!

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 12:14 PM (QAkQ3)

15 Except Wisconsin, which reported more votes than even in 2020.

How did Wisconsin Democrats survive Trump's murders???

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at November 06, 2024 12:14 PM (x5nKy)

16 The tears ... so sweet..

I'm so raw I can barely walk.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 06, 2024 12:14 PM (aD39U)

17 YESSS!

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at November 06, 2024 12:14 PM (jPdyB)

18 Willowed:

871 Has Trump selected his Liz Cheney firing squad yet?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 06, 2024 12:08 PM (kTd/k)

He should announce that since her endorsement brought him so many votes, he's going to let her live to enjoy her triumph.
Posted by: Just Lily at November 06, 2024 12:13 PM (83cyO)

Posted by: Just Lily at November 06, 2024 12:14 PM (83cyO)

19 "Plain white girls love filming themselves crying. It's their jam."

The crazy part is that Trump won suburban white women by +4.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 06, 2024 12:14 PM (FAbrK)

20 Hey Kamala, how’s Trump’s ass taste?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2024 12:14 PM (t64lJ)

21 I'm so hydrated. Most hydrated I've been in years.

Sweet liberal tears.

So plentiful.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 12:14 PM (aPY1X)

22 I almost with I had an X account, so I could ask Bette Midler whether she takers her Draino neat or on the rocks, and ask Meathead if he's going to livestream his self-immolation so I can set up a watch-party

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 06, 2024 12:14 PM (hB7mE)

23 And after the gloating, the oral sex!

Posted by: Zoot at November 06, 2024 12:14 PM (kgE5c)

24 It.Moved.

Posted by: VDH at November 06, 2024 12:14 PM (aD39U)

25 My gosh, Sharpton looks like his head is melting from the jaws down.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 06, 2024 12:15 PM (J2vNu)

26 The point is, ladies and gentleman, that gloating -- for lack of a better word -- is good.

Gloating is right.

Gloating works.

Gloating clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.

Posted by: electronic means at November 06, 2024 12:15 PM (VV/8N)

27 MSNBC's Joe Scarborough says that Kamala Harris lost to Donald Trump because blacks and Latinos are sexist and Latinos are racist:

"A lot of Hispanic voters have problems with black candidates"

Al Sharpton says black men are among "the most" sexist people pic.twitter.com/bDMJNS4Mof

- Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) November 6, 2024


Also commies, in about two years: "Why aren't you people voting for us?!"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 12:15 PM (zlGo9)

28 So, if Hispanics are so sexist and Racisty.. uh... why did the Dems let so many of them into the country?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 12:15 PM (QAkQ3)

29 I am not too lofty nor Christian to gloat a f'ing boat.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 06, 2024 12:15 PM (IG4Id)

30 Trump is elected again. This means consequences, right?

Right?

Posted by: blaster at November 06, 2024 12:15 PM (xhfG9)

31 Wanted to go into the office today to taste those sweet, sweet tears, but too damn tired from the all-nighter.

Hopefully, there'll be some tomorrow.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 06, 2024 12:15 PM (LxER7)

32 This is what I was waiting for.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 12:15 PM (i24o9)

33 Our beautiful friends and neighbours crossed over into Michigan today decked out in full Trump gear....

After leaving food on the front step.

Hahaha....Detroit News....."This is the first time a convicted felon...."

Yeah, tie your tubes.

Posted by: Stateless at November 06, 2024 12:15 PM (jvJvP)

34 Hi Ace
I predicted 312. Got 312.
❤️💃❤️

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2024 12:15 PM (t/2Uw)

35 Rather than gloating I am looking for vindication.

The vote totals are so obvious. Anyone with a sixth grade education can now see that 2020 was stolen.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 06, 2024 12:15 PM (lTGtQ)

36 Looking for when AK calls Begich the winner and the Ranked Choice Voting proposal is approved.

Posted by: Dad of Six at November 06, 2024 12:15 PM (VpZau)

37 "Plain white girls love filming themselves crying. It's their jam."

something like 75% of Gen Z says they believe they have some type of mental disorder or issue, and I believe them

Posted by: brak at November 06, 2024 12:16 PM (NGHTx)

38 May Trump be everything they imagine him to be.

Posted by: Enemies Closer at November 06, 2024 12:16 PM (VRTIP)

39 The crazy part is that Trump won suburban white women by +4.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider


I wonder if that's going to shut people up about how all women only ever vote for muhbortions

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 06, 2024 12:16 PM (hB7mE)

40 >>>Rich Baris The People's Pundit
@Peoples_Pundit
30m
In our final poll, we had Trump winning Catholics by a large margin, an almost unheard-of margin.
He outperformed that margin.
———
Gretchen Whitmer helped, with her Doritos communion stunt. She wanted the Drunk to lose.

Posted by: electronic means at November 06, 2024 12:16 PM (VV/8N)

41 Today is the first day of the end of the Obama-Biden Captivity.

***
"Let my people go!"

(I'm just glad we don't have to deal with a recalcitrant Red Sea.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 06, 2024 12:16 PM (J2vNu)

42 Some will say we should take the high road. I said fuck that. After the last 8 years, and what they did to Trump -- and to us -- I say fuck that in the ass with a big fuck you fuckstick.

I say we should rub fluoroantimonic acid into their wounds. Make them cry and scream and suffer unholy anguish. I want them to choke to death on big fat oozing monkeypox ladydicks. Maybe we'll be really lucky and some of them will kill themselves.

I hope they die. Painfully. Slowly. I'll laugh at their funerals and open the caskets to piss on their corpses. Fuck them. Every last one.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2024 12:16 PM (iFTx/)

43 Sweet. Sweeter than honey. Better than chocolate.

They are just so lovely.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2024 12:16 PM (1bNHn)

44 What the heck is up with Kamala and Joe ghosting Trump? Are they planning an insurrection? I was told democracy was on the ballot.
Posted by: Marcus T

---------
I am so looking forward to their absence at the inauguration. All in the name of unity and healing the nation, of course!

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 06, 2024 12:16 PM (Vyll1)

45 22 I almost with I had an X account, so I could ask Bette Midler whether she takers her Draino neat or on the rocks, and ask Meathead if he's going to livestream his self-immolation so I can set up a watch-party
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 06, 2024 12:14 PM (hB7mE)

Hmmm... start a Go Fund me to buy here some Draino?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 12:16 PM (QAkQ3)

46 Pssst, nobody tell these imbecilic bints that every crying video is more votes for us in '28.
*taps side of nose*

Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2024 12:16 PM (xCA6C)

47 Thanks, Ace! Dancing midgets are always funny!

Posted by: Wally at November 06, 2024 12:16 PM (NXYp1)

48 He should announce that since her endorsement brought him so many votes, he's going to let her live to enjoy her triumph.
Posted by: Just Lily at November 06, 2024 12:13 PM (83cyO)


When Arp Arslan captured Romanos at Manzikert, the sultan asked the emperor: if you had won, what would you have of me? The Emperor replied, bravely, I would have had you brought to the City and probably executed you.
The sultan nodded. "My punishment is greater. I release you, so you may face your people."

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 12:16 PM (NnxAa)

49 I think Democrats should continue to go down the demographics road. Keep separating us by gender, race and religion. We’ll all be over hear laughing as we coalesce only around our shared values, and nothing else.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2024 12:16 PM (t64lJ)

50 Actually, the twat on the View is right. A lot of this election was a "referendum of cultural resentment."

Specifically, the anti-God, anti-freedom, anti-life culture that you, your peers and your filthy, treasonous party have been gleefully shoving down our throats for the last four years.

I do resent your 'culture.' I hate it and I reject it, just as I reject Satan and all his works.

Now make me a sammich, bee-yotch.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 06, 2024 12:16 PM (Q0kLU)

51 13 Just got a Facebook email notification that is alarming.

"I no longer have a sister. You are dead..."

Yikes

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 12:14 PM (4T3aT)

Charming....

Posted by: Stateless at November 06, 2024 12:17 PM (jvJvP)

52 Is that Thousand Millimeter Reich thing real?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 12:17 PM (tT6L1)

53 "I no longer have a sister. You are dead..."

Yikes
Posted by: Anna Puma


You should probably report it as a threat.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 06, 2024 12:17 PM (hB7mE)

54

Bette Midler deleted her X/Twitter account after President-elect Donald Trump trounced Vice President Kamala Harris in the 2024 presidential election.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2024 12:17 PM (63Dwl)

55 OH NO, Dems now asking what do we do with all those FEMA boxcars now??

Posted by: Esperman at November 06, 2024 12:17 PM (UZ7aH)

56 "We're up to our ears in gloaters around here..."

- Lord Percy

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 06, 2024 12:17 PM (kgE5c)

57 Oh man Anna. I'm so sorry.

I told my hubby during covid that I am so, so, so grateful that he isn't insane. Can't imagine how awful it would be to have to fight your spouse about administering experimental drugs to your kids.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at November 06, 2024 12:17 PM (pjoro)

58 Never change Murdering Joe

Scratch a white Liberal and find a Klansman underneath

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 12:17 PM (4T3aT)

59 I believe it is actually called the “engloatening”

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 06, 2024 12:17 PM (NiXiP)

60 Bongino: People always talk about this poetry stuff, it's always darkest before the dawn. My poetry is 'we kicked their asses.'

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 06, 2024 12:17 PM (FAbrK)

61 >>> 39 The crazy part is that Trump won suburban white women by +4.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

I wonder if that's going to shut people up about how all women only ever vote for muhbortions
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 06, 2024 12:16 PM (hB7mE)

AYFKM? I *wish*, man.

Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at November 06, 2024 12:17 PM (zlGo9)

62 42 Some will say we should take the high road. I said fuck that. After the last 8 years, and what they did to Trump -- and to us -- I say fuck that in the ass with a big fuck you fuckstick.

I say we should rub fluoroantimonic acid into their wounds. Make them cry and scream and suffer unholy anguish. I want them to choke to death on big fat oozing monkeypox ladydicks. Maybe we'll be really lucky and some of them will kill themselves.

I hope they die. Painfully. Slowly. I'll laugh at their funerals and open the caskets to piss on their corpses. Fuck them. Every last one.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2024 12:16 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Trump took the high road in 2017.

In exchange, the GOP and Democrats teamed up to destroy him personally, using America as the battleground.

No, he should not take the high road. FARA violation investigations, day one. Throw the highest ranking Democrat in Congress they can get in jail.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 12:17 PM (GBKbO)

63 white women went Trump 53%

Its female nazis all the way down

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 12:17 PM (M7vhK)

64 Some will say we should take the high road. I said fuck that. After the last 8 years, and what they did to Trump -- and to us -- I say fuck that in the ass with a big fuck you fuckstick.

I say we should rub fluoroantimonic acid into their wounds. Make them cry and scream and suffer unholy anguish. I want them to choke to death on big fat oozing monkeypox ladydicks. Maybe we'll be really lucky and some of them will kill themselves.

I hope they die. Painfully. Slowly. I'll laugh at their funerals and open the caskets to piss on their corpses. Fuck them. Every last one.


I see someone has given this some thought.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2024 12:17 PM (xCA6C)

65 "I no longer have a sister. You are dead..."

Yikes
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 12:14 PM (4T3aT)

You got all the sisters and brothers you could ever need right here, love.

Blood ain't thicker than water. That's always been a lie.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2024 12:17 PM (DDGz9)

66 42; Can't argue. Do NOT give them the ability to regroup.

Posted by: In for a long night at November 06, 2024 12:17 PM (2NXcZ)

67 "I no longer have a sister. You are dead..."


They seem nice.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 06, 2024 12:17 PM (aD39U)

68 So far today, Trump has talked to Netanyahu and bin Salmon and th Houthis decided to give up attacking shipping.
He isn't even in office yet and things are happening.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2024 12:17 PM (t/2Uw)

69 This is the only time that Kamala didn't advance her career by getting schlonged.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 06, 2024 12:18 PM (2UnvF)

70 I do resent your 'culture.' I hate it and I reject it, just as I reject Satan and all his works.

Now make me a sammich, bee-yotch.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 06, 2024 12:16 PM (Q0kLU)
--------------

You seem positively cheerful this morning.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 12:18 PM (tT6L1)

71 Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2024 12:16 PM (iFTx/)

Day 1: Appoint Gen. Flynn as National Security Advisor... it does NOT need Senate Confirmation.

Yup, put a victim of the Deep State, in charge of the Deep State.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 12:18 PM (QAkQ3)

72 sweet jesus, my schadenboner is so large it just became self-aware....

this is so glorious i might have to see a doctor for schadenfreude lasting more than 4 years...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 06, 2024 12:18 PM (nXhwP)

73 I almost with I had an X account, so I could ask Bette Midler whether she takers her Draino neat or on the rocks, and ask Meathead if he's going to livestream his self-immolation so I can set up a watch-party
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 06, 2024


***
Be sure to slip that "fiery" part in there for Rob. Self-immolation can be done many ways, and we want his to be spectacular.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 06, 2024 12:18 PM (J2vNu)

74

Theyre still fucking around in Michigan with that plumper hotdog sausage Slotkin.

Posted by: E Buzz at November 06, 2024 12:18 PM (8RA+x)

75 I am super tired after my phone blowing up late last night. My boys were jumping for joy. Gen Z men came through bigly.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 06, 2024 12:18 PM (vRoTw)

76 I see someone has given this some thought.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2024 12:17 PM (xCA6C)



It's admirably specific.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 06, 2024 12:18 PM (aD39U)

77 >>>This certainly makes me want to vote for strong empowered black woman next time.

I am literally LMAO.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 12:18 PM (i24o9)

78 Al Sharpton says black men are among “the most” sexist people

He meant to say, the he likes sex with black men.

He stutters

Posted by: Bruce at November 06, 2024 12:18 PM (DxJMr)

79 Woke is an ersatz religion that fills a void for its adherents. But it's not a religion in a spiritual sense. It's more like Scientology, where you believe to get tangible benefits from being in an insider in the club.

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 06, 2024 12:18 PM (Gqoy+)

80 Let me clarify.

It was from someone I knew in the anime club now disowning her sister.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 12:18 PM (4T3aT)

81 Imma put number 2 on and play it all day. All Day.

lol

Posted by: Duh at November 06, 2024 12:18 PM (vaQn/)

82 MoshiMoshiMoan @MoshiMoshiMoan 37m
Guys I just can't figure it out, how did kamala lose? What about "we want to ensure that your 5 year old trans son can legally get an abortion" didn't appeal to voters?


I'm gonna take a scientific wild ass guess here and say there will be zero introspection by leftists on this and they will, in fact, sextuple down.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 06, 2024 12:18 PM (DTX3h)

83 Taking the low road is just not who we are

Posted by: Paul Ryan at November 06, 2024 12:19 PM (M7vhK)

84 59 I believe it is actually called the “engloatening”

But I specifically asked for gloaten-free.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2024 12:19 PM (xCA6C)

85 Anxious U.S. citizens search for hope up North as Donald Trump reclaims the White House

U.S. election 2024: Google searches for 'How to move to Canada' surge as Trump secures presidential victory

Posted by: SMOD at November 06, 2024 12:19 PM (2V50A)

86 Liberals: We should have screamed at them more! Then they would have for us.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 12:19 PM (aPY1X)

87 I need to take a breather. Damn. Only three links in.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 12:19 PM (i24o9)

88 Wait!! Who was the black candidate the hispanics were supposedly racist against??

Posted by: LASue at November 06, 2024 12:19 PM (VPuca)

89 So much snot in so many nose rings.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 06, 2024 12:19 PM (hCzfy)

90 Make Trigglypuff Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 06, 2024 12:19 PM (kTze9)

91 55 OH NO, Dems now asking what do we do with all those FEMA boxcars now??
Posted by: Esperman
=====
Useful to ship back illegals to Mexican border to let them deal with the illegals.

More carbon neutral for Gaia than flying them home.

Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 12:19 PM (ctrM5)

92 "MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough says that Kamala Harris lost to Donald Trump because blacks and Latinos are sexist and Latinos are racist:"

So Dems are now down to AWFLs, black women and trannies.

Good luck with that winning coalition

Posted by: Hundreds of Republican officials that endorsed Kamala at November 06, 2024 12:19 PM (GUOwU)

93 39 The crazy part is that Trump won suburban white women by +4.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

I wonder if that's going to shut people up about how all women only ever vote for muhbortions
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 06, 2024 12:16 PM (hB7mE)

——-

Suburban married women are Republicans voters.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 06, 2024 12:19 PM (NiXiP)

94 Kamala Harris got 15 million less votes than Joe Biden!

What happened to those 15 million Democrat voters??

Trump killed them with COVID-19!

Trump is the greatest mass murderer in all of history!
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at November 06, 2024 12:12 PM (x5nKy)

that's more than adolph did

which make trump WORSE THAN HITLER!!!

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 06, 2024 12:19 PM (nXhwP)

95 Omg.


DO THE RIECH THING!

Posted by: President Richard Punch at November 06, 2024 12:19 PM (yitOt)

96 83 Taking the low road is just not who we are
Posted by: Paul Ryan at November 06, 2024 12:19 PM (M7vhK


You're a twink.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 12:19 PM (aPY1X)

97 The airing of grievances is not complete without someone hanging from a lamppost.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 06, 2024 12:19 PM (AdHga)

98 The Republican Senate candidates underperformed TGE. Fuck You very much Mitch.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 12:19 PM (NnxAa)

99 68 So far today, Trump has talked to Netanyahu and bin Salmon and th Houthis decided to give up attacking shipping.
He isn't even in office yet and things are happening.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2024 12:17 PM (t/2Uw)

HE'S INTERFERING IN FOREIGN RELATIONS!!!!

That's ILLEGAL!!!! Putz him in JAIL!!!!!

Posted by: Dems Deepstate at November 06, 2024 12:19 PM (QAkQ3)

100 Who was the toddler dressed up like an old man having an epileptic seizure?

Posted by: Orson at November 06, 2024 12:19 PM (dIske)

101 Just posting the contents of this from X:

Text from a buddy who is a 2nd Lt. (Army)

"The amount of junior officers that are insanely excited Trump won is 99%. Everyone is so happy. I myself might stay in longer simply bc of this. Every single junior soldier is excited too"

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 06, 2024 12:19 PM (gfViB)

102 Some will say we should take the high road. I said fuck that. After the last 8 years, and what they did to Trump -- and to us -- I say fuck that in the ass with a big fuck you fuckstick.

I say we should rub fluoroantimonic acid into their wounds. Make them cry and scream and suffer unholy anguish. I want them to choke to death on big fat oozing monkeypox ladydicks. Maybe we'll be really lucky and some of them will kill themselves.

I hope they die. Painfully. Slowly. I'll laugh at their funerals and open the caskets to piss on their corpses. Fuck them. Every last one.


Well said, and far more conciliatory than what they've earned.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 06, 2024 12:19 PM (lUFok)

103 Sure is easy to ramble on with CBD and JJ after winning

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 12:19 PM (5p7BC)

104 I've had a fake reddit account since the 2010s just for this sort of occasion. Been using it all morning on the political subreddits to induce infighting and sow discension among the lefties. Fun stuff.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 06, 2024 12:19 PM (RMjVS)

105 Bette Midler deleted her X/Twitter account after President-elect Donald Trump trounced Vice President Kamala Harris in the 2024 presidential election.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


LOL. LMAO, even.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 06, 2024 12:19 PM (hB7mE)

106 88 Wait!! Who was the black candidate the hispanics were supposedly racist against??
Posted by: LASue at November 06, 2024 12:19 PM (VPuca)

=======

Couldn't be the woman who's on video saying that she's "100% Indian" could it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 12:20 PM (GBKbO)

107 Blood ain't thicker than water. That's always been a lie.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2024 12:17 PM (DDGz9)
----

In one of the "Irish R.M." stories, Lady Knox says, "Blood may be thicker than water, but it's also a good deal nastier."

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 06, 2024 12:20 PM (LxER7)

108 "I no longer have a sister. You are dead..."

Yikes

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 12:14 PM (4T3aT)

You got us, Puma. Forever.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 06, 2024 12:20 PM (FAbrK)

109 “A lot of Hispanic voters have problems with black candidates”

Al Sharpton says black men are among “the most” sexist people

… how to make friends and influence people

Posted by: SMOD at November 06, 2024 12:20 PM (2V50A)

110 85 Anxious U.S. citizens search for hope up North as Donald Trump reclaims the White House

U.S. election 2024: Google searches for 'How to move to Canada' surge as Trump secures presidential victory
Posted by: SMOD
==========
That would probably improve both countries. Canada in its urban centers is even more leftist than they are in the US.

Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 12:20 PM (ctrM5)

111 That's not a real image of Al Sharpton on the right, right?

His neck is 2-dimensional ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 06, 2024 12:20 PM (kTze9)

112 >>> 84 59 I believe it is actually called the “engloatening”
==
But I specifically asked for gloaten-free.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2024 12:19 PM (xCA6C)

Awww, crap.

Are you going to take your travelers' checks to a competing resort blog???

Posted by: Magic 8 Ball at November 06, 2024 12:20 PM (zlGo9)

113 The MAGAGOP is the national party now. The coastal/urban party has very limited reach geographically and increasingly across economic classes.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2024 12:20 PM (OaHHT)

114 I think a lot of these gals who are crying and blubbering are faking it. You can tell because they don't have snot running down their nose rings.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 06, 2024 12:20 PM (0Htd1)

115 I really think that now is the time for Afghanistan to give us our stuff back.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 06, 2024 12:20 PM (egtzA)

116 And Joe the Intern Killer got a lot of nerve calling anyone else a "sexist".

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 12:20 PM (NnxAa)

117 I didn't know Keith older man was still alive.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 12:20 PM (aPY1X)

118 In 2016, I changed my ringtone to the most obnoxious Joker laugh I could find.

I'm torn on doing it now since Trump just defeated the Joker.

Posted by: Illinois at November 06, 2024 12:20 PM (kAFFE)

119 83 Taking the low road is just not who we are
Posted by: Paul Ryan at November 06, 2024 12:19 PM (M7vhK


You've been slithering on your belly for years, Ryan. You are as low as it gets.

Posted by: In for a long night at November 06, 2024 12:20 PM (2NXcZ)

120 crap indeed

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 12:20 PM (zlGo9)

121 85 Anxious U.S. citizens search for hope up North as Donald Trump reclaims the White House

U.S. election 2024: Google searches for 'How to move to Canada' surge as Trump secures presidential victory
Posted by: SMOD

========

Why not Honduras?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 12:21 PM (GBKbO)

122 Wait!! Who was the black candidate the hispanics were supposedly racist against??

El Shaft...can you dig it?

Posted by: Bruce at November 06, 2024 12:21 PM (DxJMr)

123 Well. What are we going to talk about now?

Posted by: Piper at November 06, 2024 12:21 PM (p4NUW)

124 88 Wait!! Who was the black candidate the hispanics were supposedly racist against??
Posted by: LASue at November 06, 2024 12:19 PM (VPuca)

Hispanics don't like... uh... Indians?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 12:21 PM (QAkQ3)

125 Red robe and white bonnet clothing manufacturer stock prices are going through the roof!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 06, 2024 12:21 PM (NiXiP)

126 No time to cry, bitches! You got uhauls to load. Adios!

Posted by: nckate at November 06, 2024 12:21 PM (4bYb7)

127 THE VIEW: This had nothing to do with policy. It was a referendum of "cultural resentment."

… I can live with that

Posted by: SMOD at November 06, 2024 12:21 PM (2V50A)

128 The last time I threw a hissy, I was maybe 5 years old. My mom spanked my butt and gave me something to cry about. That was the end of hissying for me. Many parents do not do that.

Posted by: huerfano at November 06, 2024 12:21 PM (DKIGo)

129 Are there no Democrats who would counsel courage? . There are more elections coming.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 06, 2024 12:21 PM (kTd/k)

130 I dont want to gloat

I want to skull fuck the left out of existence

The last 4 years was a fucking nightmare

I still have health issues from it all, and its all at the feet of the coconut and the pedo and the fuckhead voters who installed them (and the election rigging machine)

Fuck them all

War

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 12:21 PM (M7vhK)

131 >>>Gretchen Whitmer helped, with her Doritos communion stunt. She wanted the Drunk to lose.

The Al Smith Dinner blow-off didn't help either.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 06, 2024 12:21 PM (CwhoI)

132 104 I've had a fake reddit account since the 2010s just for this sort of occasion. Been using it all morning on the political subreddits to induce infighting and sow discension among the lefties. Fun stuff.
Posted by: Sassy Fred
======
Wise as serpents, Gentle as Doves.

Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 12:21 PM (ctrM5)

133 An awful lot of tattooed female nut cases in those clips. Hmmm.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 06, 2024 12:21 PM (Z8Yh2)

134 BREAKING: Judge Juan Merchan has been locked in a catatonic trance, staring into a mirror since 11pm last night. Paramedics have been summoned.

Posted by: electronic means at November 06, 2024 12:21 PM (VV/8N)

135 There is no JOY in Swampville.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 06, 2024 12:21 PM (19EJ6)

136 Kamala Harris Is Near!

Posted by: Gabby Johnson, White Hispanic at November 06, 2024 12:22 PM (UUf8V)

137 So much snot in so many nose rings.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 06, 2024 12:19 PM (hCzfy)

lol

I was thinking the same thing.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 12:22 PM (i24o9)

138 This is how you know liberals are just spoiled children with computer access.

All this started when corporal punishment stopped.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 12:22 PM (aPY1X)

139 Thanks to Joe Scarborough and Al Sharpton for providing material for our 2026 and 2028 ads to court black and hispanic voters

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 06, 2024 12:22 PM (XfoBK)

140 Yes. Oh yessssss. Just like that.

Posted by: Peanut's O-Face at November 06, 2024 12:22 PM (sEUgt)

141 These are great. Any word from Stephen King or Rob Reiner?

Posted by: mainly spoons at November 06, 2024 12:22 PM (pvz5Z)

142 Does Reich know that brat summer is all about booze and dong?

Posted by: President Richard Punch at November 06, 2024 12:22 PM (yitOt)

143 114 I think a lot of these gals who are crying and blubbering are faking it. You can tell because they don't have snot running down their nose rings.

Of course they're faking it. This is just performance theater for their friends.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2024 12:22 PM (xCA6C)

144 126 No time to cry, bitches! You got uhauls to load. Adios!
Posted by: nckate
========
More top secret documents to be stored in Joe's garage.

Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 12:22 PM (ctrM5)

145 I really think that now is the time for Afghanistan to give us our stuff back.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 06, 2024 12:20 PM (egtzA)

A big ol' refund from Ukraine as well. We can be nice and even put it on an extension plan.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 06, 2024 12:22 PM (RMjVS)

146 @3

>>Black people don't like Indians. Discuss.

And Koreans, and Jews and Gentrifiers and fathers day and...

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 06, 2024 12:22 PM (XV/Pl)

147
Nice that Mika got to use her Halloween witch costume again so soon.

Posted by: Auspex at November 06, 2024 12:22 PM (j4U/Z)

148 Al Sharpton says black men are among “the most” sexist people
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Ah I mentioned a month or so ago that the Left is coming after black men. Starting to fully understand why now.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 12:22 PM (ksjMr)

149 35 Rather than gloating I am looking for vindication.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 06, 2024 12:15 PM (lTGtQ)


I'm looking for vengeance.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 06, 2024 12:22 PM (DTX3h)

150 Okay, MSM has a new plan. They've pivoted from calling White people racist Nazis to calling minorities racist Nazis.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 12:22 PM (tT6L1)

151 You know what I heard? I heard that the pollsters have made changes to over the last few election cycles to account for the "shy Republican" effect. So, if anything, Trump's actual support is overstated.

He's going down!

Posted by: Cybersmythe at November 06, 2024 12:23 PM (2Insx)

152 I'm loving the liberal tears, but I'm noticing a much different attitude than in 2016. In 2016, the tears were more defiant, more angry, more assured that Trump won only by stealing it. It was more screaming rage.

This time is more sobbing in pitiful sorrow in the fetal position on the bathroom floor. They are resigned to defeat. They are even saying "Kamala lost." Other than the softdick fart-sucking faggot Olbermann, nobody seems to be saying that Trump stole it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2024 12:23 PM (iFTx/)

153 U.S. election 2024: Google searches for 'How to move to Canada' surge as Trump secures presidential victory
Posted by: SMOD at November 06, 2024 1


***
Why do these people think Canada is any kind of haven? They treated their people as badly as Biden & Co. did Americans during the Sniffle Scare. Plus they are swarmed by invaders just as we are, and everything costs even more than down here. Why would Canada be the Promised Land to them?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 06, 2024 12:23 PM (J2vNu)

154 123 Well. What are we going to talk about now?
Posted by: Piper at November 06, 2024 12:21 PM (p4NUW)


Boobs and Guns.

Duh.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 12:23 PM (aPY1X)

155 I love Joe ("Best Biden Ever") Scarborough saying we have to be honest.

I'm trying to remember if there was a time I could understand why he wanted Mika. I can't recall.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2024 12:23 PM (1bNHn)

156 For those who do indeed leave this great country, may the chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 12:23 PM (4T3aT)

157 Just how deluded is that Jonathan Last?

He said that the administration was too cooperative with their opponents, and should have gone after them.

Two thousand political prisoners, the FBI redirecting all of their resources to spying on parents of school children, and literally changing laws to try and jail Trump, not to mention passively aiding in an assassination attempt.

I'd like to understand his version of going after them.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 06, 2024 12:23 PM (lTGtQ)

158 Compilation of dumb bitches sobbing and seething.


I blame Star Wars, "Trust your feelings Luke" was the beginning of this shit.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 06, 2024 12:23 PM (AiZBA)

159 Gloat? You are dsmn right I'm gonna gloat, laugh and enjoy the next 4 years

Posted by: Ben Had at November 06, 2024 12:23 PM (t8vHj)

160 151 You know what I heard? I heard that the pollsters have made changes to over the last few election cycles to account for the "shy Republican" effect. So, if anything, Trump's actual support is overstated.

He's going down!
Posted by: Cybersmythe at November 06, 2024 12:23 PM (2Insx)

=========

It's IMPOSSIBLE for polls to be wrong the same way three times in a row!

Just don't ask us to define any of those terms. Just trust us.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

161 MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough says that Kamala Harris lost to Donald Trump because blacks and Latinos are sexist and Latinos are racist:

“A lot of Hispanic voters have problems with black candidates”

Al Sharpton says black men are among “the most” sexist people

--------------------

"Kommie-la Would Have WON If She Was A WHITE MAN! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 06, 2024 12:23 PM (kTze9)

162 Black men walking away from strong women of color. Just like my five baby daddies!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 06, 2024 12:23 PM (wBaIH)

163 Their sweet, sweet tears nourish me.

Posted by: butch at November 06, 2024 12:23 PM (cHvOo)

164
I'm noticing a distinct Nose-Jewelry:Retardation ratio that some smart researcher could studt.

Posted by: Sifty at November 06, 2024 12:23 PM (sEUgt)

165 Today is the first day of the end of the Obama-Biden Captivity.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:11 PM

Praise God!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 06, 2024 12:23 PM (k9OZB)

166 Congratulations, Horde!

Posted by: Ace
--------

I might do a skull later. I couldn't bear to do one in advance again.

Is there a statute of limitations on skulls?

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 12:24 PM (ksjMr)

167 >>> 130 I dont want to gloat

I want to skull fuck the left out of existence

The last 4 years was a fucking nightmare

I still have health issues from it all, and its all at the feet of the coconut and the pedo and the fuckhead voters who installed them (and the election rigging machine)

Fuck them all

War
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 12:21 PM (M7vhK)

It's not just here.

Leftism Delenda Est.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 12:24 PM (zlGo9)

168 Interesting comment made by my wife this morning.

She noted how it has become socially acceptable for women to be completely and unabashedly vitriolic about Trump and that even when strictly in the company of women who are reliably conservative in policy preferences (she's got a friend group made entirely of married practicing Catholic women), none of them feel comfortable publicly voicing the opinion that they would actually vote for Trump.

Radical liberal women have created a climate that is so toxic that they are currently completely incapable of encountering the viewpoints of those who are like them, but disagree. They can't course correct even if they wanted to.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2024 12:24 PM (B9Prs)

169 Harris was running an anti Catholic referendum. That is what must happen when you run, not on compromises on abortion, but on just plain abortion.
One possible reason it backfired is even Protestants could see that it wouldn't end with us.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 12:24 PM (NnxAa)

170 Anybody else having issues donating?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at November 06, 2024 12:24 PM (kpS4V)

171 Very old story in marketing that the Dems need to learn. Sometimes the dogs just don't like the dog food.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 06, 2024 12:24 PM (2UnvF)

172 For those who do indeed leave this great country, may the chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.

Posted by: Anna Puma


For those planning to leave the country, the sooner the better. For both of us.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 06, 2024 12:24 PM (lTGtQ)

173 Why do they allow the Viewbabes to start sentences with "I think..." That's an obvious lie.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2024 12:24 PM (1bNHn)

174 Ace, Giorgia Meloni offered the following statement to Trump, which was nice.

“ Dal mio culo magnificamente formato al mio seno ben arrotondato, vorrei congratularmi con Donald Trump per la sua vittoria.”

-Giorgia Meloni

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2024 12:24 PM (t64lJ)

175 I have finally come!

Posted by: Steiner at November 06, 2024 12:24 PM (w9Wax)

176 DRAINAGE!!!!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 06, 2024 12:24 PM (aD39U)

177 Can you overdoze on Schadenfraude? Serious question. Is there a point where you are so ecstatic over someone else's suffering that your smile overwhelms your heart and you just fall over dead? Cause I might be at that point ...

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2024 12:24 PM (iFTx/)

178 129 Are there no Democrats who would counsel courage? . There are more elections coming.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA

There will be no more elections, didn't you get the message?

Posted by: Auspex at November 06, 2024 12:24 PM (j4U/Z)

179 Cry commies cry. If your constituents are racist and or sexist maybe you should have had a primary and let them pick a candidate they would find acceptable.

But the problem is that almost half the population of the country has not realized the FNM are lying liars. After hearing "Trump is worse than Hitler" 100s of times they are scared. I don't want media types killed ala Putin; but I hope some election success in spite of the FNM will give non uniparty folks courage or incentive or whatever to make the FNM a laughingstock until they quit trying to outdo Baghdad Bob.

Posted by: PaleRider, deplorable basket of garbage at November 06, 2024 12:24 PM (CKOCg)

180 149 35 Rather than gloating I am looking for vindication.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 06, 2024 12:15 PM (lTGtQ)

I'm looking for vengeance.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 06, 2024 12:22 PM (DTX3h)

A Reckoning...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 12:24 PM (QAkQ3)

181 133 An awful lot of tattooed female nut cases in those clips. Hmmm.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen
====
Tramp stamps provide visual confirmation of where they fall on the hot crazy curve.

Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 12:24 PM (ctrM5)

182 I'm looking for vengeance.

But are you screaming for it?

https://youtu.be/TN7Lv0PR4Q8

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 06, 2024 12:24 PM (lUFok)

183 THE VIEW: This had nothing to do with policy. It was a referendum of "cultural resentment."
----------
She's right, but not in the way that she thinks.

The country resents your leftist culture.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 06, 2024 12:24 PM (Q4IgG)

184 Just posting the contents of this from X:

Text from a buddy who is a 2nd Lt. (Army)

"The amount of junior officers that are insanely excited Trump won is 99%. Everyone is so happy. I myself might stay in longer simply bc of this. Every single junior soldier is excited too"

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 06, 2024 12:19 PM (gfViB)

That is a great sign.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 12:24 PM (i24o9)

185 152 I'm loving the liberal tears, but I'm noticing a much different attitude than in 2016. In 2016, the tears were more defiant, more angry, more assured that Trump won only by stealing it. It was more screaming rage.

This time is more sobbing in pitiful sorrow in the fetal position on the bathroom floor. They are resigned to defeat. They are even saying "Kamala lost." Other than the softdick fart-sucking faggot Olbermann, nobody seems to be saying that Trump stole it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2024 12:23 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Yeah, the word that I've been bandying around is resignation.

It started with Bezos denying the WaPo endorsement.

He was just resigned to the inevitable. It feels institutional now. There are pockets of anger and rageful sadness, but it's mostly just...resignation that 8 solid years of character destruction only made Trump stronger.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 12:24 PM (GBKbO)

186 What really strikes me is that they are all so damn ugly.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 06, 2024 12:25 PM (pohLc)

187 I really think that now is the time for Afghanistan to give us our stuff back.

Posted by: WitchDoktor

If not, locate it by satellite and bomb the fuck out of it.

Or maybe just few pieces, then submit a second request..

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 06, 2024 12:25 PM (hCzfy)

188 I'm really in it for the bitter recriminations, but I suspect there won't be many here.

Plenty of rationalizations, though. The bubble is too thick to be penetrated by mere reality.

Posted by: Xander Crews at November 06, 2024 12:25 PM (rEmVK)

189 I am not taking any road. This is my turf now. And you can take the high, middle or low road however you see fit and fuck allllllll the way down it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2024 12:25 PM (DDGz9)

190 The true irony is that the process succeeded. All those people who were convinced that the election would be stolen were dramatically proved wrong. If not for the Covid hysteria, 2020 would not have happened. But, maybe it was worth it. We now not only have a wiser Trump but also have Vance, Kennedy, Elon and more and a mandate to do what needs to be done.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2024 12:25 PM (t/2Uw)

191 Anybody else having issues donating?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at November 06, 2024 12:24 PM (kpS4V)


I got right through, though I hate PayPal. Wasn't Ace going to get a different vig processor?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 06, 2024 12:25 PM (aD39U)

192 If anything, I would hope that the 'it's pointless to vote' crowd rethinks their certainty on this.

If I push for anything during the Trump administration, it would be the Repubs continuing to harden up our election process to make it close to cheat-proof, no matter who's in office. This may be our last chance.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at November 06, 2024 12:25 PM (Ft5W9)

193 39 The crazy part is that Trump won suburban white women by +4.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

______________________________

I'll tell you what that's about. On one hand they could have voted Abortion Abortion Abortion....OR....they could consider the fact that the economy is on such a bad track that they might end up supplementing their husband's income by having to pick up a job at the grocery store. Guess what wins in that competition?

Posted by: Orson at November 06, 2024 12:25 PM (dIske)

194 Has Kamala made a concession speech yet? I want a fucking speech from her NOW saying she concedes and President Trump won FAIR and SQUARE.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 06, 2024 12:26 PM (WsJuq)

195 I see someone has given this some thought.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2024 12:17 PM (xCA6C)

It's admirably specific.


The fluoroantimonic acid was a nice touch. For the record, I'd have accepted hydrofluoric acid.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2024 12:26 PM (xCA6C)

196
They'd better get these crying selfie vids posted while they can.

Project 2025 will make posting that crap on social media illegal come January 20th.

Posted by: biteme at November 06, 2024 12:26 PM (xWS9V)

197 Could Reich be any more embarrassing?

Posted by: mr tmz at November 06, 2024 12:26 PM (rJ48h)

198 "I no longer have a sister. You are dead..."

Yikes
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06

Anna! I am so sorry. That is pure emotion channeled very badly. I will pray your family member realizes how wrong headed this is and adjusts course.

Posted by: Piper at November 06, 2024 12:26 PM (p4NUW)

199 Like having hyphenated surnames, women wearing nose piercings are automatically suspect.

Posted by: electronic means at November 06, 2024 12:26 PM (VV/8N)

200 I don't want media types killed ala Putin; but I hope some election success in spite of the FNM will give non uniparty folks courage or incentive or whatever to make the FNM a laughingstock until they quit trying to outdo Baghdad Bob.
Posted by: PaleRider
=======
I think it is more angst that the FNM is losing being able to dictate the narrative. For them, that is a loss of their power cuts them deeper than being physically hurt.

They live in order to rule others by lies.

Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 12:26 PM (ctrM5)

201 This bitter old brokebrain white woman

********************

I knew this was Olbermann before I even clicked

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 12:26 PM (M7vhK)

202 I suppose this means we have achieved that which “is best in life”.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 06, 2024 12:26 PM (9mfKN)

203 Has Kamala made any sort of concession statement yet?. Just got up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 12:26 PM (XeU6L)

204 196
They'd better get these crying selfie vids posted while they can.

Project 2025 will make posting that crap on social media illegal come January 20th.
Posted by: biteme at November 06, 2024 12:26 PM (xWS9V)

======

Theory:

America took Democrats' advice and looked up Project 2025.

And they liked it.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 12:26 PM (GBKbO)

205 We are taking down our gay pride flag today. But I don’t think that is going to help, too many people know who we are. Say goodbye to our marriage, our benefits, our rights. I think CA, WA, and OR should secede from the union and form their own country.

I expect a GOP House will vote to expel Tlaib in short order.

You know that is too bad for Gaza, and Jill Stein is sure to be an investor in Kushner Gaza Condos Inc.

you seem win elections by saying “You are the only thing that matters, everyone else be damned.” Ukraine? F-them. Immigrants? F-them. Trump will lower the price of Big Macs.

we have been struggling for liberation for decades. You think we got our rights only through electoral politics. We have an amazing history and we won’t just go back into the closet. Chin up and fight, fight, fight!

Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 06, 2024 12:26 PM (C7Bea)

206 Plenty of rationalizations, though. The bubble is too thick to be penetrated by mere reality.
Posted by: Xander Crews at November 06, 2024 12:25 PM (rEmVK)

How does it go? Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Bottom Surgery, Golden Corral? I forget. I'm not a psychiatrist.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2024 12:27 PM (DDGz9)

207 That awkward moment when I got in to work today and marked the hot liberal girl on the arm with my "2025" stamp to show dibs

Posted by: Rbastid at November 06, 2024 12:27 PM (UHTyd)

208 Four years ago I owned a moderately successful business. Today I work two jobs to make ends meet. I'm not in a magnanimous mood.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 06, 2024 12:27 PM (2UnvF)

209 Today is the first day of the end of the Obama-Biden Captivity.

and signals the dawn of the First Turning!

Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2024 12:27 PM (dCxaZ)

210 Are there Nikki Haley republicans who aren't already in office?

Posted by: huerfano at November 06, 2024 12:27 PM (DKIGo)

211 Be interesting to see what the FOUR STAR GENERAL west point ring knockers do now that the junta which promoted them isn't in charge.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 12:27 PM (NnxAa)

212 199 Like having hyphenated surnames, women wearing nose piercings are automatically suspect.
Posted by: electronic means

Some of us are okay. But my nose ring is snot free.

Posted by: Piper at November 06, 2024 12:27 PM (p4NUW)

213 You know which Democrat is happy today?

Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 12:27 PM (4T3aT)

214 "Kamala Harris got 15 million less votes than Joe Biden!

What happened to those 15 million Democrat voters??

Trump killed them with COVID-19!

Trump is the greatest mass murderer in all of history!"



And I feel just sick about it.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 12:27 PM (fV+MH)

215 Rise up this morning
smiled with the rising sun

https://tinyurl.com/madk9khf

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2024 12:27 PM (v0R5T)

216 Pollster J. Ann Selzer: 'I’ll be reviewing data' after Iowa Poll misses big Trump win

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 06, 2024 12:27 PM (i7Q7S)

217 169 Harris was running an anti Catholic referendum. That is what must happen when you run, not on compromises on abortion, but on just plain abortion.
One possible reason it backfired is even Protestants could see that it wouldn't end with us.
Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 12:24 PM (NnxAa)

Vote like your tween daughters second abortion depends on it was not a great look late in the game. Sad really. Not good.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at November 06, 2024 12:27 PM (yitOt)

218 6 PM EST:

After prayerful contemplation, and consulting with my advisers, I have determined that someone who is Literally Hitler cannot be allowed to become President of the United States.

I am therefore declaring martial law, and am ordering the Joint Chiefs of Staff to deploy the military to maintain order.

We will be taking several hundred thousand people into temporary custody to keep them from causing trouble, but rest assured that their confinement will be as brief as possible.

Maybe.

We cannot let mere elections derail Our Democracy.

Posted by: Kammie! at November 06, 2024 12:27 PM (uxCna)

219 What will gays be doing while waiting for the trains to come
Good business opportunity for food trucks.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 06, 2024 12:27 PM (kTd/k)

220 205 we have been struggling for liberation for decades. You think we got our rights only through electoral politics. We have an amazing history and we won’t just go back into the closet. Chin up and fight, fight, fight!
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 06, 2024 12:26 PM (C7Bea)

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Well, that's just ahistorical nonsense.

Judicial decisions are not electoral politics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 12:27 PM (GBKbO)

221 ive been entertaining this theory that civil war will not be drawn along ethnic lines but along gender lines

I wonder where the non-binaries would fall in

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 12:28 PM (M7vhK)

222 “I think CA, WA, and OR should secede from the union and form their own country.“

Hey! It’s point of agreement!!!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 06, 2024 12:28 PM (9mfKN)

223 Today is Gloating Day??? I thought today was Recriminations Day? Or does that go on for 4 years.

Anyway, my dick still burns from all of the 'batin last night

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 06, 2024 12:28 PM (QqDsm)

224 Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann
TRUMP CAMPAIGN CRASH AS VANCE CALLS KAMALA "TRASH" and Trump says she should have to box Mike Tyson

ALL THE EVIDENCE YOU NEED that Trump internal polls are nightmarishly bad.

FINAL PUBLIC POLLING: Harris +4

12:15 AM · Nov 5, 2024

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 06, 2024 12:28 PM (CWTWj)

225 146 @3

>>Black people don't like Indians. Discuss.

And Koreans, and Jews and Gentrifiers and fathers day and...
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You left out certified mail and ghosts.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 06, 2024 12:28 PM (AdHga)

226 America is a garbage country.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 12:28 PM (KbCG3)

227 221 ive been entertaining this theory that civil war will not be drawn along ethnic lines but along gender lines

I wonder where the non-binaries would fall in
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 12:28 PM (M7vhK)

Would be a short war then.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at November 06, 2024 12:28 PM (eYoxG)

228 "Kushner Gaza Condos, Inc"

Do they need a coder? I'll draft my resume

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 12:28 PM (NnxAa)

229 I'm loving the liberal tears, but I'm noticing a much different attitude than in 2016. In 2016, the tears were more defiant, more angry, more assured that Trump won only by stealing it. It was more screaming rage.

This time is more sobbing in pitiful sorrow in the fetal position on the bathroom floor. They are resigned to defeat. They are even saying "Kamala lost." Other than the softdick fart-sucking faggot Olbermann, nobody seems to be saying that Trump stole it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2024 12:23 PM (iFTx/)

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Yeah, the word that I've been bandying around is resignation.

It started with Bezos denying the WaPo endorsement.

He was just resigned to the inevitable. It feels institutional now. There are pockets of anger and rageful sadness, but it's mostly just...resignation that 8 solid years of character destruction only made Trump stronger.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 12:24 PM (GBKbO)
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Agree. I continue to believe -- yup, I'm gonna say it again -- the internal Democrap polls were catastrophic and a select group of oligarchs were informed on the QT. Bezos was one.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2024 12:28 PM (iFTx/)

230 Just got a Facebook email notification that is alarming.

"I no longer have a sister. You are dead..."

Yikes


I'd be happy to have you as a sister. Just don't expect much more than a gift card at Christmas.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 06, 2024 12:28 PM (lUFok)

231 "I no longer have a sister. You are dead..."

Yikes

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 12:14 PM (4T3aT)


That escalated quickly!

Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2024 12:28 PM (dCxaZ)

232 Gloating Day? No no it's Gloating Decade now.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 12:28 PM (ksjMr)

233 I don't believe I'm saying this, but kudos to the dick pianist Zelensky for putting out a statement that Trump projecting strength will help keep Putin in check.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 06, 2024 12:29 PM (2ocoG)

234 How many martinis deep are Fauci, Mayorkas, Garland, Pelosi, Fani Willis, Victoria BloodSoaked Nuland, etc. this morning?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 06, 2024 12:29 PM (Odg76)

235 216. Selzer knew what sue was doing. It was released as “permission” for white women to lie and vote muhbortion.

Quite condescending.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2024 12:29 PM (OaHHT)

236 I'm trying to remember if there was a time I could understand why he wanted Mika. I can't recall.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2024 12:23 PM (1bNHn)

In Mika's defense, she was hawt...20+ years ago...and is still MFing stupid as stupid is. Now, she's just a screeching old bint.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at November 06, 2024 12:29 PM (ohOaC)

237 "Brat Summer" may be over, but voting is still brat. pic.twitter.com/mcezO8oo29

— Robert Reich (@RBReich) November 5, 2024
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Why didn't that carry every woman in America to vote for Kamala? What female can resist the thousand millimeter Reich?

Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2024 12:29 PM (1bNHn)

238 Just checked. No texts from "Trump" today.

My phone will go back to normal.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2024 12:29 PM (krQz2)

239 But but but . . . what about that Corvette??

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2024 12:29 PM (iFTx/)

240 "...and when it was all over , I walked up... and we didn't find one of them, not one stinking Democrat body. But the smell, that salty teary smell... the whole hill. Smelled like... victory."

Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2024 12:29 PM (/7KEl)

241 Afternoon Ace. Self absorbed narcissistic behavior from the propaganda ministries and the weeping women. The left can never be wrong it must be racism , sexism , homophobia etc. I really am not upset about these people suffering.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 06, 2024 12:29 PM (aRslG)

242 Piper

It was an acquaintance in the anime club I was part of disowning her sister.

But thanks all of you. Just hope she wises up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 12:29 PM (4T3aT)

243 Twitchy- Lawyer UP'! Now That Her Marxist, Radical 'Horse' Has LOST, Liz Cheney Tries Saving FACE and OH HELL NO

https://tinyurl.com/aat6ccxz

Posted by: redridinghood at November 06, 2024 12:29 PM (NpAcC)

244 I will say this, one of the immediate effects of Trumps victory is that project opportunities have converted to contracts and consultancies overnight.

A number of clients were waiting to see which way the winds were blowing and now have moved with the wind.

Upshot, I will be spending a significant amount of time in Toronto and in Hockey arenas for the next year.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 06, 2024 12:29 PM (XV/Pl)

245 Interesting comment made by my wife this morning.

She noted how it has become socially acceptable for women to be completely and unabashedly vitriolic about Trump and that even when strictly in the company of women who are reliably conservative in policy preferences (she's got a friend group made entirely of married practicing Catholic women), none of them feel comfortable publicly voicing the opinion that they would actually vote for Trump.

Radical liberal women have created a climate that is so toxic that they are currently completely incapable of encountering the viewpoints of those who are like them, but disagree. They can't course correct even if they wanted to.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2024 12:24 PM (B9Prs)

Can confirm.

And when the wife happens upon another conservative in hushed tones, it's like you've discovered the resistance pipeline deep in Nazi-held territory.

Fuck them all in their twisted, delusional fascist brains.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 12:29 PM (i24o9)

246 No tears for Peanut and Fred? You monsters!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 06, 2024 12:29 PM (wBaIH)

247 Just got a Facebook email notification that is alarming.

"I no longer have a sister. You are dead..."

Yikes
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 12:14 PM (4T3aT)

Huh?!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 06, 2024 12:29 PM (0eaVi)

248 Unfortunately, I can only gloat with my grey boxed friends. I have to wear a side face at work and talk about how terrible this is and how much people in fly over states suck.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 06, 2024 12:30 PM (Evo1G)

249 Pollster J. Ann Selzer: 'I’ll be reviewing data' after Iowa Poll misses big Trump win
Posted by: Jay in PA at November 06, 2024 12:27 PM (i7Q7S)

Yeah, you do that Ann. Let us know what you find.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 12:30 PM (ksjMr)

250 I invite Keith Olberman to declare war on Russia and take as many of his friends and followers along with him to prosecute that war. He is perfectly free to back up his assertions with action. Nobody will stop him. I will provide complimentary Drano cocktails for the journey.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at November 06, 2024 12:30 PM (TEC4P)

251 203 Has Kamala made any sort of concession statement yet?. Just got up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 12:26 PM (XeU6L)


Yes. She said she would give one beejer a week if he would just stop slapping her.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at November 06, 2024 12:30 PM (yitOt)

252 I'd recommend Selzer get publicly flogged but she'd like it too much.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 12:30 PM (NnxAa)

253 229 Agree. I continue to believe -- yup, I'm gonna say it again -- the internal Democrap polls were catastrophic and a select group of oligarchs were informed on the QT. Bezos was one.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2024 12:28 PM (iFTx/)

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I must remind the Horde of the leaked Democrat internals, leaked 6 days after the Biden debate that I am 99% confident were actually gathered before the debate, showing NM in play.

Nothing changed from June to yesterday.

Nothing.

The election was set before our eventful summer and never budged.

The polls were wrong (except, like, 2 firms).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

254 We are taking down our gay pride flag today. But I don’t think that is going to help, too many people know who we are. Say goodbye to our marriage, our benefits, our rights. I think CA, WA, and OR should secede from the union and form their own country.

I expect a GOP House will vote to expel Tlaib in short order
——————
Look! They are already brainstorming some excellent ideas in our post apocalyptic world! We will, however, need to carve out the circle in Seattle where Nurse lives and maintain our presence there.

Posted by: Piper at November 06, 2024 12:30 PM (p4NUW)

255 10% say, I made a little silly mistake but now you are all fired.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 06, 2024 12:30 PM (likVb)

256 MSNBC's Joe Scarborough says that Kamala Harris lost to Donald Trump because blacks and Latinos are sexist and Latinos are racist
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Clearly, Joe believes nonwhites to be garbage people.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 06, 2024 12:30 PM (hovnC)

257 Today is Gloating Day??? I thought today was Recriminations Day? Or does that go on for 4 years.

Anyway, my dick still burns from all of the 'batin last night


You aren't supposed to use Ben-Gay as a lube.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2024 12:30 PM (xCA6C)

258 >>> 190 The true irony is that the process succeeded. All those people who were convinced that the election would be stolen were dramatically proved wrong. If not for the Covid hysteria, 2020 would not have happened. But, maybe it was worth it. We now not only have a wiser Trump but also have Vance, Kennedy, Elon and more and a mandate to do what needs to be done.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2024 12:25 PM (t/2Uw)

I am pleasantly *very* surprised that they didn't go full YOLO and certify complete BS numbers. Now I wonder 1) what behind-the-scenes threats or promises (say, partial immunity IF...) Trump's team made in advance and 2) what other stunts the bitter asshoes will try in the next four years and *especially* in the next few months.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 12:30 PM (zlGo9)

259 "The amount of junior officers that are insanely excited Trump won is 99%. Everyone is so happy. I myself might stay in longer simply bc of this. Every single junior soldier is excited too"

Posted by: Notsothoreau
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Promote them asap to replace the Vindman types.

Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 12:30 PM (ctrM5)

260 "I think CA, WA, and OR should secede from the union and form their own country."

What is it with Democrats and secession?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 06, 2024 12:30 PM (CwhoI)

261 Those wishing to leave the country. The St Crispians day speech came up a lot yesterday, so we should give them a Greyhound ticket, a box lunch, and a buck thirty five (coins for their convoy).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 06, 2024 12:30 PM (gm9Sb)

262
THE VIEW: This had nothing to do with policy


Indeed, it did not, because she put forward too damn few policies on her own.

"Joy ... abundance, middle class upbringing ..." and so forth. Nary a policy in her scree of babble.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 06, 2024 12:30 PM (xG4kz)

263 Well, that's just ahistorical nonsense.

Judicial decisions are not electoral politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 12:27 PM (GBKbO)
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Without ahistorical nonsense and regular old hysteria, Democrats would have nothing to run on.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 12:30 PM (tT6L1)

264 Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 06, 2024 12:26 PM (C7Bea)
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If only narcissists could be cowed by their hyperbolic "predictions".

But then, they probably wouldn't be narcissists.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2024 12:30 PM (krQz2)

265 America took Democrats' advice and looked up Project 2025. And they liked it. Discuss.

***********************

to be honest, I read past the title and the introductory page then fell asleep

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 12:31 PM (M7vhK)

266 I see we're at the Lefty Fecal Wrath stage.

Posted by: Beverly at November 06, 2024 12:31 PM (Epeb0)

267 Has Kamala made a concession speech yet? I want a fucking speech from her NOW saying she concedes and President Trump won FAIR and SQUARE.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 06, 2024 12:26 PM (WsJuq)

6pm

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 06, 2024 12:31 PM (CIS44)

268 Cruelty and Salt.

That's why we play the game.

For the Cruelty and the Salt.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 12:31 PM (z/jjr)

269 Just checked. No texts from "Trump" today.

My phone will go back to normal.


Right? On Monday I was getting like 4 or 5 an hour. I donated to Trump twice knowing the consequences and I was still kinda stunned.

On the plus side, some of the texts were where to donate to help Scott Presler, which is useful information.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 06, 2024 12:31 PM (2ocoG)

270 203 Has Kamala made any sort of concession statement yet?. Just got up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 12:26 PM (XeU6L)

Supposedly 4P EST.

Posted by: Piper at November 06, 2024 12:31 PM (p4NUW)

271 more post election day vibe

https://tinyurl.com/jhmyhpvk

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2024 12:31 PM (v0R5T)

272 Ace starting off the day with a cafe-style gloatenboner thread. Perfection!

Posted by: Doof at November 06, 2024 12:31 PM (N0dT2)

273 Does Gloating Day start with a Sonny and Cher song, by any chance?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 12:31 PM (fV+MH)

274 "I no longer have a sister. You are dead..."

Yikes

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 12:14 PM (4T3aT)

A dead sister once bit my sister.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 12:31 PM (i24o9)

275 I would love to see at the inauguration and parade, a procession line of Garbage Trucks. That would be AWESOME!

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at November 06, 2024 12:31 PM (ohOaC)

276 And when the wife happens upon another conservative in hushed tones, it's like you've discovered the resistance pipeline deep in Nazi-held territory.

Fuck them all in their twisted, delusional fascist brains.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 12:29 PM (i24o9)

The silent Trump vote was huge and glorious.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at November 06, 2024 12:31 PM (yitOt)

277 I know some female Trumpers that don't bother hiding it from all the libtards around here.

It's easier for women to just be like "oh fuck off with your bullshit", I think.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 12:31 PM (ksjMr)

278 Holy shit, that .gif in the comments at the first link with Trump dumping Harris in the garbage truck...

lol

Posted by: one hour sober at November 06, 2024 12:31 PM (Y1sOo)

279 The Daily Kos is group grievance session today. Rather lovely thing if I may say so.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 06, 2024 12:31 PM (vO42M)

280 234 How many martinis deep are Fauci, Mayorkas, Garland, Pelosi, Fani Willis, Victoria BloodSoaked Nuland, etc. this morning?
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They will all get a professor in resident deal with UVA.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 06, 2024 12:31 PM (AdHga)

281 6pm

It's gonna take them that long to try and get a half-coherent speech out of her.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 06, 2024 12:31 PM (2ocoG)

282 22 I almost with I had an X account, so I could ask Bette Midler whether she takers her Draino neat or on the rocks, and ask Meathead if he's going to livestream his self-immolation so I can set up a watch-party
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 06, 2024 12:14 PM (hB7mE)
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IF I were on X, I'd post their comments with the I, Claudius clip I linked last night.

But I'm not. So I won't.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2024 12:32 PM (1bNHn)

283 Trump is elected again. This means consequences, right?

Right?
Posted by: blaster


Don't get me excited again.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 06, 2024 12:32 PM (IG4Id)

284 Compilation of dumb bitches sobbing and seething.

I blame Star Wars, "Trust your feelings Luke" was the beginning of this shit.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 06, 2024 12:23 PM (AiZBA)

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I blame Dr. Benjamin Spock ... and then The Clintons ... and then The Obamas.

The emasculation and infantilization of America continues unabated and apace.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 06, 2024 12:32 PM (kTze9)

285 Has Kamala made a concession speech yet? I want a fucking speech from her NOW saying she concedes and President Trump won FAIR and SQUARE.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 06, 2024 12:26 PM (WsJuq)


Scooooooob!!

Posted by: Doof at November 06, 2024 12:32 PM (N0dT2)

286 The moment on CNN where Tapper is confronted by the national map showing that Harris did not outperform Biden in a single county is the clearest evidence of the 2020 cheat that there could possibly be.

Posted by: mainly spoons at November 06, 2024 12:32 PM (pvz5Z)

287 "I think CA, WA, and OR should secede from the union and form their own country."

What is it with Democrats and secession?
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 06, 2024 12:30 PM (CwhoI)
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As per usual, they want someone else to do the work rather than removing themselves from the country they hate.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 12:32 PM (tT6L1)

288 Those white women, posting themselves screaming and crying and their world falling apart? It’s for real. One of my friends is doing the same thing. Meanwhile. I want to just post Nina Simone’s “I’m feeling good” on an eternal loop to taunt them.

Posted by: keena at November 06, 2024 12:32 PM (RiTnx)

289 A person in Portland figures out what the problem is:

When we're ready to stop trying to appear like we "always take the high ground" we'll re-emerge. Not sure if the democratic party will ever recover from this----the party is basically darwinistically eliminated.

Fatal Flaw? Refusal to prosecute for high crimes.

This whole thing was fixable with an executive order by the President of the United States back in 2023 when Trump tried to get on the ballot. Could have eliminated the problem then before he got momentum but NOPE..

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2024 12:32 PM (uxCna)

290 >>8 solid years of character destruction only made Trump stronger.
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This closely resembles what happens when those seeking to conquer others by sowing division merely make the victims more resilient. Some of the most foolish things the West did in its obsession with destroying Russia we’re sanctions and blocking of SWIFT. All it did was make Russia more united, more autonomous and more prosperous. Perhaps more importantly, it permanently decimated German industry by eliminating their only source of cheap energy.

Posted by: electronic means at November 06, 2024 12:32 PM (VV/8N)

291 >>> 205 We are taking down our gay pride flag today. But I don’t think that is going to help, too many people know who we are. Say goodbye to our marriage, our benefits, our rights. I think CA, WA, and OR should secede from the union and form their own country.
==
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 06, 2024 12:26 PM (C7Bea)

DO IT

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 12:32 PM (zlGo9)

292 I thought Robert Reich was one of the not insane ones.

Am I thinking of somebody else?

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 12:32 PM (fV+MH)

293 I say we should rub fluoroantimonic acid into their wounds. Make them cry and scream and suffer unholy anguish. I want them to choke to death on big fat oozing monkeypox ladydicks. Maybe we'll be really lucky and some of them will kill themselves.

I hope they die. Painfully. Slowly. I'll laugh at their funerals and open the caskets to piss on their corpses. Fuck them. Every last one.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2024 12:16 PM (iFTx/)

More poetry. This place is so erudite.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 06, 2024 12:32 PM (g8Ew8)

294 "I think CA, WA, and OR should secede from the union and form their own country."

What is it with Democrats and secession?
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 06, 2024 12:30 PM (CwhoI)
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Remember just a couple of years ago when they thought secession talk was almost sedition?

I guess like everything else, secession is reserved for them.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2024 12:32 PM (krQz2)

295 So far, from what I've seen of X account deletions:

- Bette Midler
- Rachel "Mrs Bearclaw" Vindman

I'm sure more will be noticed due to their absence.

Posted by: Bert G at November 06, 2024 12:32 PM (VARTN)

296 My coworkers are 100% maga across the board.

...And I'm working from home today.

Dang my luck.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2024 12:32 PM (DDGz9)

297 I am pleasantly *very* surprised that they didn't go full YOLO and certify complete BS numbers. Now I wonder 1) what behind-the-scenes threats or promises (say, partial immunity IF...) Trump's team made in advance and 2) what other stunts the bitter asshoes will try in the next four years and *especially* in the next few months.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Leftists are moral and physical cowards is why. The peeps instituting the steal on the ground had institutional cover for the steal as documented by that Time magazine article and that included a large portion of GOPe officeholders like McConnell, Ducey, Kemp, etc.

Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 12:33 PM (ctrM5)

298 182 I'm looking for vengeance.

But are you screaming for it?

https://youtu.be/TN7Lv0PR4Q8
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 06, 2024 12:24 PM (lUFok)


Ah, thanks! You saved me the labor of looking that up.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 06, 2024 12:33 PM (DTX3h)

299 This certainly makes me want to vote for strong empowered black woman next time.

this is parody

Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2024 12:33 PM (dCxaZ)

300 94 What happened to those 15 million Democrat voters??

Trump killed them with COVID-19!

Trump is the greatest mass murderer in all of history!
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at November 06, 2024 12:12 PM (x5nKy)

that's more than adolph did

which make trump WORSE THAN HITLER!!!


still a piker, though

Posted by: mao at November 06, 2024 12:33 PM (sGtp+)

301 243. As a sign of goodwill, Trump has agreed to have only 7 rifles pointed at washed up, useless husk of a politician Liz Cheney

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2024 12:33 PM (OaHHT)

302
Any rioting yet? Or haven't Antifa woken up?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2024 12:33 PM (JVegr)

303 Why do these people think Canada is any kind of haven? They treated their people as badly as Biden & Co. did Americans during the Sniffle Scare. Plus they are swarmed by invaders just as we are, and everything costs even more than down here. Why would Canada be the Promised Land to them?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 06, 2024 12:23 PM (J2vNu)

***

Dude, those are selling points. The left loved covid restrictions. They love virtue-signaling about immigrants (as long as they aren’t living near them.)

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 06, 2024 12:33 PM (vLxSK)

304 MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough says that Kamala Harris lost to Donald Trump because blacks and Latinos are sexist and Latinos are racist:

“A lot of Hispanic voters have problems with black candidates”

Al Sharpton says black men are among “the most” sexist people


Well I didn't have "latinos and blacks are racist" on my bingo card.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 12:33 PM (Hh1ER)

305 Oh, I need to add to my list of priorities for the Trump administration:

9) Clean out the Census Bureau from top to bottom. Document and publicize how they got the 2020 census wrong, and file suit in SCOTUS by January 30, 2025, that the apportionment was criminally abrogated and must be changed immediately.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 12:33 PM (GBKbO)

306 It's gonna take them that long to try and get a half-coherent speech out of her.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 06, 2024 12:31 PM (2ocoG)
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Might take a lot of slapping.

Posted by: Doug at November 06, 2024 12:33 PM (krQz2)

307 Let them keep saying the same talking points and screaming into their phones. It just proves our points and sends more people to our camp. They don't realize that calling their voters stupid, racist, misogynists doesn't make them want to support the Left more.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at November 06, 2024 12:33 PM (wb7Od)

308 >Has Kamala made any sort of concession statement yet?. Just got up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer
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she has been neither seen nor heard from today

Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2024 12:33 PM (/7KEl)

309 I think CA, WA, and OR should secede from the union and form their own country.
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Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 06, 2024 12:26 PM


It's playing out like Kurt Schlichter foretold, lol.

Posted by: Bert G at November 06, 2024 12:33 PM (VARTN)

310 I like that I'm seeing new focus on the 2020 vote totals. More people need to come to accept that it was a stolen election.

I also like that this may be the end if the Obamas in American politics.

Both things need to happen for the good of the country. Also, we need some investigations and prosecutions.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 06, 2024 12:33 PM (hCzfy)

311 Ace starting off the day with a cafe-style gloatenboner thread. Perfection!
Posted by: Doof at November 06, 2024 12:31 PM (N0dT2)

My gloatenboner has been goin since about 1030 last night when I knew WI and PA were in the bag.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 06, 2024 12:34 PM (CIS44)

312 35 Rather than gloating I am looking for vindication.

The vote totals are so obvious. Anyone with a sixth grade education can now see that 2020 was stolen.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 06, 2024 12:15 PM (lTGtQ)
________
No! Questioning the vote in 2020 remains forbidden.

Questioning the vote in 2024 is now compulsory.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2024 12:34 PM (1bNHn)

313 My coworker who is a major Taylor Swift fan is extremely depressed

I helpfully turned her depression into rage when I offered her my Trump mug

Im a giver

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 12:34 PM (M7vhK)

314 Does Gloating Day start with a Sonny and Cher song, by any chance?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: eleven
.....

mine started with a little Marley and Johnny Nash

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2024 12:34 PM (v0R5T)

315 Unfortunately, I can only gloat with my grey boxed friends. I have to wear a side face at work and talk about how terrible this is and how much people in fly over states suck.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 06, 2024 12:30 PM (Evo1G)
_____

All conservatives and MAGA at my work! The owner -- a Russian/Hungarian Jew who emigrated from USSR in the 1970s -- sent me a text at 2 am celebrating Trump's win. But otherwise, I keep a low profile when I'm out and about. Too many insane leftists roaming about like demented CHUDs.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2024 12:34 PM (iFTx/)

316 We are taking down our gay pride flag today. But I don’t think that is going to help, too many people know who we are. Say goodbye to our marriage, our benefits, our rights. I think CA, WA, and OR should secede from the union and form their own country.
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Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 06, 2024 12:26 PM (C7Bea)

Please. Oh please.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 06, 2024 12:34 PM (g8Ew8)

317 Best day I've had in four years!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 06, 2024 12:34 PM (d2bW3)

318
Well, Jimmah, you got your chance to vote for Kamala.

Let's get in the rowboat and visit the bunny now.

Posted by: Auspex at November 06, 2024 12:34 PM (j4U/Z)

319 Mika on “Mourning Joe” was dressed in all black, including a dramatic black scarf tossed over one shoulder. She just sat there with her mouth twisted as if sucking on a lemon.

You just knew she was raging but keeping it contained. I’d really like to see her let loose, lol.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2024 12:34 PM (Hkcdp)

320 260 "I think CA, WA, and OR should secede from the union and form their own country."

What is it with Democrats and secession?
Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 06, 2024 12:30 PM (CwhoI)

New California Republic???

/Puts on his Pip Boy

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 12:34 PM (QAkQ3)

321 Dems cant even get it up enough for the Ho to riot.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 06, 2024 12:34 PM (CIS44)

322 CNN's election analyst shows Fake Jake Tapper the map of all the places where Kamalala outperformed Biden.

http://tiny.cc/1sytzz

Zero. Counties.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 06, 2024 12:34 PM (Odg76)

323 So Trump took CA, NY, OR, and WA right? Isn't that how the whole popular vote pact works?

All these states agreed to pledge their electors to the popular vote winner, so Trump really really cleaned up by my calculations.

Posted by: 496 at November 06, 2024 12:34 PM (t+VLa)

324 “I think CA, WA, and OR should secede from the union and form their own country.“

Hey! It’s point of agreement!!!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 06, 2024 12:28 PM (9mfKN)


Concur...but don't need the whole state of Washington. Just the assholes west of I-5.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2024 12:34 PM (W/lyH)

325 "Pollster J. Ann Selzer: 'I’ll be reviewing data' after Iowa Poll misses big Trump win
Posted by: Jay in PA "

She's the one who said Harris by 3, and it was PDJT by 13, right?


So only 16 points off.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 12:34 PM (fV+MH)

326 205. Eff that. The people are free to go start a country, but they do not get a square foot of our land to do it. Go move to Ukraine kossacks.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2024 12:34 PM (OaHHT)

327 Aye. Funny how lefties never threaten to move to Mexico.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 12:34 PM (ksjMr)

328 Promote them asap to replace the Vindman types.
Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 12:30 PM


That reminds me...did Vindman lose yesterday?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 06, 2024 12:34 PM (Wnv9h)

329 Posted by: keena at November 06, 2024 12:32 PM (RiTnx)

my coworkers surprised me, they are not distraught. Definitely disappointed, but no one is on suicide watch. I think it's because they're old, and they're like...meh, I've survived worse.

Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2024 12:34 PM (dCxaZ)

330 We are taking down our gay pride flag today. But I don’t think that is going to help, too many people know who we are. Say goodbye to our marriage, our benefits, our rights. I think CA, WA, and OR should secede from the union and form their own country.
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Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 06, 2024 12:26 PM (C7Bea)

DO IT

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 12:32 PM (zlGo9)

They. Get. Nothing.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 12:35 PM (i24o9)

331 I have to stop watching cable news now. My schadenboner could win a sword fight against Excalibur right now.

Posted by: Fox in Cleveland at November 06, 2024 12:35 PM (3s9iz)

332 I wish I would have pitched "Trump pudding" to Mr. Trump.

The explaination would have been fun. "You see sir, when you win, we can dip our balls in the pudding".

Missed another ticket out.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 06, 2024 12:35 PM (Z8Yh2)

333 This time is more sobbing in pitiful sorrow in the fetal position on the bathroom floor. They are resigned to defeat. They are even saying "Kamala lost." Other than the softdick fart-sucking faggot Olbermann, nobody seems to be saying that Trump stole it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade


They lost the popular vote. They don't have that fig leaf anymore. The truth stands bare and they can't take it.

They threw everything they had at Trump...at us...and still lost.

If it was them, they know what would come next.

Posted by: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Tim Continuum at November 06, 2024 12:35 PM (OUMaO)

334 Hydrate, Ace.

Pace yourself and Hydrate.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 12:35 PM (z/jjr)

335 Can confirm.

And when the wife happens upon another conservative in hushed tones, it's like you've discovered the resistance pipeline deep in Nazi-held territory.

Fuck them all in their twisted, delusional fascist brains.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 12:29 PM (i24o9)

This is nothing new and not confined to gender. When politics are discussed, notice who is not taking part. They're the conservative participants.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 12:35 PM (KbCG3)

336 326 205. Eff that. The people are free to go start a country, but they do not get a square foot of our land to do it. Go move to Ukraine kossacks.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2024 12:34 PM (OaHHT)

=======

Why not South Africa?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 12:35 PM (GBKbO)

337 The black woman sobber actually said, through her blubbering tears, she was going to wake up to being a slave. Why, Trump voters, why!?! She really believed she's now going to be a slave. These people are beyond warped and brainwashed. It's pretty sad.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 06, 2024 12:35 PM (qBdHI)

338 >>>I thought Robert Reich was one of the not insane ones.

No, he's always been a malignant dwarf. Maybe you're thinking of Billy Barty?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 06, 2024 12:35 PM (CwhoI)

339 The only downside I can see is that Clarence Thomas and Sam Alito will likely retire next year or the year after.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 06, 2024 12:35 PM (lTGtQ)

340 267 6pm
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 06, 2024 12:31 PM

Guess she really went on a bender last night if it will take that long to sober her up. LOL

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 06, 2024 12:35 PM (WsJuq)

341 Ah, thanks! You saved me the labor of looking that up.

I'll waive my usual labor charges if you make an equivalent donation to ace.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 06, 2024 12:35 PM (lUFok)

342 [i[]243 Twitchy- Lawyer UP'! Now That Her Marxist, Radical 'Horse' Has LOST, Liz Cheney Tries Saving FACE and OH HELL NO

https://tinyurl.com/aat6ccxz

Our nation’s democratic system functioned last night and we have a new President-elect. All Americans are bound, whether we like the outcome or not, to accept the results of our elections. We now have a special responsibility, as citizens of the greatest nation on earth, to do everything we can to support and defend our Constitution, preserve the rule of law, and ensure that our institutions hold over these coming four years. Citizens across this country, our courts, members of the press and those serving in our federal, state and local governments must now be the guardrails of democracy.

If there's one thing I like, it's being lectured on what I MUST do by a corrupt, loser, wannabe-important-again, facing-jail-time whore who sold out her country for the chance at advancement.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2024 12:35 PM (xCA6C)

343 Hahaha....Detroit News....."This is the first time a convicted felon...."

Other than Like our first ten presidents all of whom were convicted of treason in absentia...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 12:35 PM (Hh1ER)

344 WTF was that dancing deal with Reich??

Is he mental?

And he's so effing short? What the hell?

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 06, 2024 12:35 PM (jyAD3)

345 New California Republic???

/Puts on his Pip Boy
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 12:34 PM (QAkQ3)
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Never played any Fallout, but a friend talked me into New Vegas. I started it about a week ago. I'm still getting my ass handed to me regularly.

Posted by: 496 at November 06, 2024 12:35 PM (t+VLa)

346 Fat Jonah is on CNN, making excuses for Kammy.

Posted by: BillyD at November 06, 2024 12:35 PM (Yt3ED)

347 Y'all realize I was just kidding, right? HAHA I'm such a rascal!

Posted by: Liz Cheney at November 06, 2024 12:35 PM (2UnvF)

348 The videos Ace posted demonstrate why Democrats campaign so hard on feelz. They know their base is a collection of irrational, emotion-driven, crazies.

Posted by: Gref at November 06, 2024 12:35 PM (aBgBM)

349 234 How many martinis deep are Fauci, Mayorkas, Garland, Pelosi, Fani Willis, Victoria BloodSoaked Nuland, etc. this morning?

forty-two!

Posted by: deep thought at November 06, 2024 12:35 PM (sGtp+)

350 My coworker who is a major Taylor Swift fan is extremely depressed

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 12:34 PM (M7vhK)


Tell her to Shake It Off.

Posted by: spindrift at November 06, 2024 12:35 PM (OguvZ)

351 I'm noticing a distinct Nose-Jewelry:Retardation ratio that some smart researcher could studt.
Posted by: Sifty at November 06, 2024


***
The barista at the coffee shop this morning seemed depressed. Whether it was from having to work at such an early hour or from the election result, I don't know . . . but her hair was blue and her nose beringed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 06, 2024 12:36 PM (J2vNu)

352 "Congratulations, Horde!

Today is the first day of the end of the Obama-Biden Captivity."

I hope you are right ace.

I greatly fear lame duck INCOMING!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 06, 2024 12:36 PM (HlyYF)

353 So Trump took CA, NY, OR, and WA right? Isn't that how the whole popular vote pact works?

This has been asked about 50 times this morning, but the pact doesn't go into effect until enough states sign it to decide the election. Also it's unconstitutional as fuck and Clarence Thomas would smite it so hard he'd have to call a doctor 4 hours later.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 06, 2024 12:36 PM (2ocoG)

354 I can only hope now that King Barry is permanently thrown into the Dumpster of History.

Posted by: XTC at November 06, 2024 12:36 PM (UnA8+)

355 Aye. Funny how lefties never threaten to move to Mexico.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 12:34 PM (ksjMr)
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Yup. They just want to move to someplace whiter.

Racists.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2024 12:36 PM (krQz2)

356 347 Y'all realize I was just kidding, right? HAHA I'm such a rascal!
Posted by: Liz Cheney at November 06, 2024 12:35 PM (2UnvF)

======

"Should have run for Senate, Lizzy. I would have given you tens of millions of dollars."
-Mitch

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 12:36 PM (GBKbO)

357 Have the Biden- Harris teams started going at each other yet? That's what I'm waiting for.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 06, 2024 12:36 PM (33LJY)

358 I hope he hits the ground running and gets some serious people in important positions. No more of this Jeff Sessions bs. He needs a bulldog to clean out DOJ and then begin going after people that abused their office.
No courtesy; no letting bygones be bygones; if there is a case, if someone broke the law, you take them to court; preferable take them into custody with swat team and bulldoze the front half of their house off.
The ones you can't prosecute, you put all their dirt out in the open; every dirty deal, every trip on Epstein's toddler b*ng bus; ruin every one of those m'fer's that you can't build enough of a case against. And do it fast; don't let them spin up a defense; keep them running; release so much so fast that the media will have no choice but to cover it. And Diddy; that chomo m'fer; i'd squeeze him for every bit of dirt on anybody i could use it against; give Hollywood a reason to flee the country.
That's what i'd do anyway..

Posted by: Nelly at November 06, 2024 12:36 PM (bcr4y)

359 Where’s Reich’s skateboard?

“Hello, fellow young Americans, Kamala’s queen, no cap, for fr!”

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2024 12:36 PM (Hkcdp)

360 205 We are taking down our gay pride flag today. But I don’t think that is going to help, too many people know who we are. Say goodbye to our marriage, our benefits, our rights. I think CA, WA, and OR should secede from the union and form their own country.
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Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 06, 2024 12:26 PM (C7Bea)

Leave. Don't let the door hit you in the ass. It's mostly the urban areas that suck in those "states", they should leave. Much like NOVA, should just become DC again, so VA can thrive. One can wish.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at November 06, 2024 12:36 PM (ohOaC)

361 Concur...but don't need the whole state of Washington. Just the assholes west of I-5.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2024 12:34 PM (W/lyH)

They've resisted efforts to form separate states for decades. Fuck them. They can get nothing and like it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 12:36 PM (i24o9)

362 Rob Reiner
@robreiner
Kamala Harris will be the 47th President of the United States.
9:38 AM · Nov 5, 2024

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 06, 2024 12:36 PM (CWTWj)

363 @328

>>That reminds me...did Vindman lose yesterday?

No, that shit bird won. And unfortunately, he's probably going to be on every MSM show non-stop for the next four years.

So unworthy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 06, 2024 12:36 PM (XV/Pl)

364 I bumped into my cousin at Walmart this morning. We were both feeling pretty gloaty.

Posted by: huerfano at November 06, 2024 12:36 PM (DKIGo)

365 294 "I think CA, WA, and OR should secede from the union and form their own country."

What is it with Democrats and secession?
Posted by: Citizen Cake
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Outlaw mail in balloting for federal elections and those places will change for the better. Cheat by mail ALWAYS causes massive fraud which is why no reputable country uses it as a voting method.

Fedgov does have power to make those places change to paper ballots, optical scanners, and in person voting. Same way we got into these awful voting machines--bribing states to do it. No change in voting methods, no money. And investigate the shady world of insecure ballot machines and require all code be open sourced and inspected by all parties before elections.

Then flash rom the OS where a mere usb or pen cannot monkey with the code.

Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 12:36 PM (ctrM5)

366 322 CNN's election analyst shows Fake Jake Tapper the map of all the places where Kamalala outperformed Biden.

http://tiny.cc/1sytzz

Zero. Counties.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 06, 2024 12:34 PM (Odg76)

Jake Tapper's reaction there is priceless.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2024 12:36 PM (B9Prs)

367 Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 12:14 PM (4T3aT)

Huh?!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 06, 2024 12:29 PM (0eaVi)

Let me clarify.

It was from someone I knew in the anime club now disowning her sister.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 12:18 PM (4T3aT)

Oh sure. Now you tell me.

(looks like an idiot responding to an updated comment because joining thread late)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 06, 2024 12:36 PM (0eaVi)

368 >>But are you screaming for it?



https://youtu.be/TN7Lv0PR4Q8


Tipton and Downing, FTW!

Also...

SCREAM FOR ME LONG BEACH!

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 12:36 PM (z/jjr)

369 BTW, scanning X, it seems there's some unity in that both lefties and conservatives are eagerly awaiting Bono to drive off a cliff.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 06, 2024 12:36 PM (2ocoG)

370 345 Never played any Fallout, but a friend talked me into New Vegas. I started it about a week ago. I'm still getting my ass handed to me regularly.

i am told that regularity is a critical component of ass health.

Posted by: anachronda at November 06, 2024 12:37 PM (sGtp+)

371 They lost the popular vote. They don't have that fig leaf anymore.

Yeah that was the only reason I almost voted in Oregon this time. But then I realized: Trump is not going to win or lose by 1 popular vote.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 12:37 PM (Hh1ER)

372 Almost as good as The Fappening.

Posted by: RI Red at November 06, 2024 12:37 PM (sGZEA)

373 “I think CA, WA, and OR should secede from the union and form their own country.“

Hey! It’s point of agreement!!!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric


Put the border along the Cascades and you might get an agreement.

Give the Lefties the inland farmland and hydropower dams? Never.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 06, 2024 12:37 PM (hB7mE)

374 I'll be gloating for a long, long time.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 12:37 PM (V13WU)

375 I think CA, WA, and OR should secede from the union and form their own country.

Of course, they intend to also take the portion of those states that are red, which comprises most of the land area of those states.

Those peasants on the other side of the mountains can leave if they don't like it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2024 12:37 PM (uxCna)

376 My coworker who is a major Taylor Swift fan is extremely depressed

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024
*
Tell her to Shake It Off.
Posted by: spindrift at November 06, 2024


***
Perfect. Or play what should be "Our Song": "Happy Days Are Here Again."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 06, 2024 12:37 PM (J2vNu)

377 So what's the excuse for the putang's loss? Who is to be blamed and pay the price? There must be someone to blame.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2024 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

378 My gloatenboner has been goin since about 1030 last night when I knew WI and PA were in the bag.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 06, 2024 12:34 PM (CIS44)


I used mine for a towel holder after showering this morning.

Posted by: Doof at November 06, 2024 12:37 PM (N0dT2)

379 Somewhere up in Heaven, Rush Limbaugh is smiling a knowing smile.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 06, 2024 12:37 PM (WPL6O)

380 This has been asked about 50 times this morning, but the pact doesn't go into effect until enough states sign it to decide the election. Also it's unconstitutional as fuck and Clarence Thomas would smite it so hard he'd have to call a doctor 4 hours later.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 06, 2024 12:36 PM (2ocoG)
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Yup. It probably wouldn't stand a month after the threshold. The US Constitution *IS* the agreement between states. It's the only one allowed.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2024 12:37 PM (krQz2)

381 Ohio Issue 1, so called anti-gerrymandering initiative lost. I'm pleasantly surprised.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 06, 2024 12:37 PM (qWxTq)

382 schlonged!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 06, 2024 12:37 PM (7gV/K)

383 285 Scooooooob!!
Posted by: Doof at November 06, 2024 12:32 PM


Doooooooooof!!!!

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 06, 2024 12:37 PM (WsJuq)

384 365 Fedgov does have power to make those places change to paper ballots, optical scanners, and in person voting. Same way we got into these awful voting machines--bribing states to do it. No change in voting methods, no money. And investigate the shady world of insecure ballot machines and require all code be open sourced and inspected by all parties before elections.

Then flash rom the OS where a mere usb or pen cannot monkey with the code.
Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 12:36 PM (ctrM5)

=====

The VRA of 2025 will have harsh penalties for states that don't beat Florida at counting all their votes.

Reversion to territorial status to be ruled by a military dictatorship, to start.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 12:37 PM (GBKbO)

385 176 Marcus, does she really have a magnificent ass?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 06, 2024 12:38 PM (wBaIH)

386 The smart and lovely Andrea Burkhart updated us on the Delphi proceedings yesterday.

The defense witnesses testified that:

1. Richard Allen's car was NOT at CVS.
2. Richard Allen was tortured in prison.
3. Trying to compare a fired shell with an unspent shell is bullshit.

Andrea also said the State is lousy at cross.

And finally, Andrea looks really good in orange.

https://www.youtube.com/live/vpYgYbBfDUo?feature=shared

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 06, 2024 12:38 PM (ufFY8)

387 We haven't heard from Kamalamity yet?

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2024 12:38 PM (v0R5T)

388 This has been asked about 50 times this morning, but the pact doesn't go into effect until enough states sign it to decide the election. Also it's unconstitutional as fuck and Clarence Thomas would smite it so hard he'd have to call a doctor 4 hours later.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 06, 2024 12:36 PM (2ocoG)
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Thanks - I hadn't see any of the 50 times.

I'm still going to use it to rub their noses in it, even if it holds no weight.

Posted by: 496 at November 06, 2024 12:38 PM (t+VLa)

389 Besides the Romish Menace, Harris also ran against Project 2025.
Since she lost does that mean we can go back and implement a bunch of the shit that it recommended?

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 12:38 PM (NnxAa)

390 "Harris got 15M fewer votes than Biden in 2020. This can only mean one thing. America is racist and sexist and will only vote for a white man and will never vote for a white woman and we need a pandemic every 4 years."

-Leftist thought process when looking at the vote totals.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2024 12:38 PM (B9Prs)

391 302
Any rioting yet? Or haven't Antifa woken up?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 06, 2024 12:33 PM (JVegr)

They're awaiting orders. Spontaneous protests don't just happen on their own.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at November 06, 2024 12:38 PM (TEC4P)

392 Weasel are overjoyed!

Posted by: Weasel at November 06, 2024 12:38 PM (U5d8P)

393 Well. What are we going to talk about now?
Posted by: Piper at November 06, 2024 12:21 PM (p4NUW)


marginal tax rates

Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2024 12:38 PM (D7oie)

394 THE VIEW: This had nothing to do with policy. It was a referendum of "cultural resentment."
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She's right, but not in the way that she thinks.

The country resents your leftist culture.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 06, 2024 12:24 PM (Q4IgG)


See me at comment 50.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 06, 2024 12:38 PM (Q0kLU)

395 Try being Ding Dong's campaign manager today.

You might need a new line of work, toots

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 12:38 PM (aPY1X)

396 362 Rob Reiner
@robreiner
Kamala Harris will be the 47th President of the United States.
9:38 AM · Nov 5, 2024
Posted by: gnats local 678
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Police Report, Nov. 6 2024 8 AM
Rob Reiner was found wandering the streets naked and drunk yelling Que Mala, Que Mala and Turn the machines back one.

Taken into custody for the Mental Health Unit for ugly public nakedness and delusions of grandeur.

Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (ctrM5)

397 >> I'll be gloating for a long, long time.


The Gloating will necessarily continue until Morale Improves.

Now. Register your wombs.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (z/jjr)

398 And I'm in no mood to hear what concessions Trump must offer in order to bring unity and blah blah blah. No, fuck you, you lost.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (2UnvF)

399 Okay, MSM has a new plan. They've pivoted from calling White people racist Nazis to calling minorities racist Nazis.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 12:22 PM (tT6L1)

Which AI generated the black SS soldier image a few months back?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (VNX3d)

400 I fell silent the minute after it was confirmed that the Biden junta had stolen the 2020 election, and have not looked at the Internet nor spent one second thinking about, speaking about or even being cognizant of politics since that moment -- 4 long years of self-imposed mutism.

Until...now. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I regard every single thing that has happened (whatever it might have been -- I have refused to read the news) since the previous "election" to be fraudulent, illegal, and outrageous, and the entire purported governmental structure beneath contempt.

History is now rectified. Trump won easily in 2020, and now that victory is finally restored to him, and to us.

I feel like I've emerged from a long dark tunnel. I feel like Robert Duvall in the final scene of THX-1138, climbing up the ladder from the underground city to discover that there is a surface world, with a blazing sun and a future.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (pMi6S)

401 It was from someone I knew in the anime club now disowning her sister.

And here I had a hug all loaded up and ready to go. Still I feel bad for that family. I have a young cousin who decided she was a boy and took hormone shots etc. I still love her confused silly self, because family.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (Hh1ER)

402 Oh my dear sweet lord did the Thousand Millimeter Reich really post that. Is that real? That's not real, right?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (7oYYI)

403
This 30 second video from August won the election:

https://is.gd/TUeo1G

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (ksjMr)

404 It's a beautiful day here in my part of Canada and Trumpy the cat is resting outside on the towel I have for him on the porch. His name tag actually reads 'Donald Trump'

And his sister Snowflake gets neutered tomorrow.

Posted by: Stateless at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (jvJvP)

405 Aye. Funny how lefties never threaten to move to Mexico.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 12:34 PM (ksjMr)
---
Yup. They just want to move to someplace whiter.


I'm willing to offer them Greenland.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (7FFC8)

406 My coworker who is a major Taylor Swift fan is extremely depressed

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024
*
Tell her to Shake It Off.
Posted by: spindrift
......

and calm down.

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (v0R5T)

407 Listening to the Bulwark scumbags say the lesson for the left was to be more insane was amazing.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (jyAD3)

408 Conan, what is best in life?

Posted by: Josephistan at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (y9ksN)

409 The best part about the left coast 'seceding' would be the dismay of the urban counties when the rest of the states promptly un-seceded, and later helped with the occupation of the stupid counties.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (zlGo9)

410 Some neighbors in my Leninist/Marxist NOVA neighborhood, took down their kumswaller signs already. So sadz, so sadz. I am going to gloat the next 4 YEARS. So glum in the office today.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (ohOaC)

411 That reminds me...did Vindman lose yesterday?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 06, 2024 12:34 PM (Wnv9h)

No

Posted by: In for a long night at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (2NXcZ)

412 400 I feel like I've emerged from a long dark tunnel. I feel like Robert Duvall in the final scene of THX-1138, climbing up the ladder from the underground city to discover that there is a surface world, with a blazing sun and a future.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (pMi6S)

======

Welcome back!

Shouldn't you be greeting us with pictures of San Francisco?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (GBKbO)

413 The crazy part is that Trump won suburban white women by +4.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

I wonder if that's going to shut people up about how all women only ever vote for muhbortions
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 06, 2024 12:16 PM (hB7mE)

——-

Suburban married women are Republicans voters.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken


"Married" wasn't specified. Only "white".

And, obviously, "married women" overlaps with the "wine moms" who are legendarily derided as not being Republican voters.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (hB7mE)

414 @kallisto. She literally said her world and soul have gone dark today. I told her to go outside and take a walk. Messed up!!

Posted by: keena at November 06, 2024 12:40 PM (RiTnx)

415 ZOMBIE!!!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 12:40 PM (4T3aT)

416 392 Weasel are overjoyed!
Posted by: Weasel
=====
Happy fun gunthread I guess this Sunday.

Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 12:40 PM (ctrM5)

417 378 My gloatenboner has been goin since about 1030 last night when I knew WI and PA were in the bag.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 06, 2024 12:34 PM (CIS44)

I used mine for a towel holder after showering this morning.

Posted by: Doof at November 06, 2024 12:37 PM


I used mine to hold up the curtains for our living room windows!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 06, 2024 12:40 PM (HlyYF)

418 Philly lined Kamala posters as did the Philly suburbs. All.over their lawns for naughty. Heh.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 06, 2024 12:40 PM (d2bW3)

419 Oh, whoever it was who wanted the AI DEI Icarus a thread or two ago, I only got a regular Icarus flying into a cliff.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 06, 2024 12:40 PM (0eaVi)

420 Hey there is still a chance for Harris to be the 47th President! Don't count out the Meathead.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 12:40 PM (NnxAa)

421 So they stole the Senate elections in WI and MI?

Good thing Bitch McConnell spent the Republican warchest on Larry Hogan

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 12:40 PM (oZhjI)

422 Joe Scarborough says that Kamala Harris lost to Donald Trump because blacks and Latinos are sexist and Latinos are racist:

Some libbie affluent white dude telling me I'm racist because I'm brown and I voted against BJ Shiva.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 06, 2024 12:40 PM (ynpvh)

423 Stu on Glen Beck years back had one of the best gloating shows; he was a professional gloater.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 06, 2024 12:40 PM (GWiMx)

424
I say we should rub fluoroantimonic acid into their wounds. Make them cry and scream and suffer unholy anguish.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2024 12:16 PM (iFTx/)


Now you've reminded me of a Captain in my old unit that notoriously ended up with a shiner doled out by his wife. He wanted to try anal and figured that some Anbesol would make things more comfortable for her.

Apparently, that shit REALLY stings when you slap it onto her butthole.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 06, 2024 12:40 PM (y9nCu)

425 75 I am super tired after my phone blowing up late last night....
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 06, 2024 12:18 PM (vRoTw)
______
I never realize that you are a high ranking Hamas leader.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2024 12:40 PM (1bNHn)

426 Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (pMi6S)

WELCOME BACK!

Hope you're well.

Posted by: Stateless at November 06, 2024 12:40 PM (jvJvP)

427 Bette Midler deleted her X/Twitter account after President-elect Donald Trump trounced Vice President Kamala Harris in the 2024 presidential election.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2024 12:17 PM (63Dwl)

If Bette fails to swig her Drano, and Rob Reiner fails to immolate himself, and Bono fails to drive his car off a cliff, can we sue them for breach of promise?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2024 12:40 PM (vv3E9)

428 I expect a GOP House will vote to expel Tlaib in short order.

From your lips to God's ears.

Escort the bitch out in shackles.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 06, 2024 12:40 PM (Q0kLU)

429 421 So they stole the Senate elections in WI and MI?

Good thing Bitch McConnell spent the Republican warchest on Larry Hogan
Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 12:40 PM (oZhjI)

========

$50. Million. Dollars.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 12:40 PM (GBKbO)

430 Just took my bright MAGA Red H1 to go get lunch.

ALL and I mean ALL of the Kamala signs are GONE in my quaint New England town.

Except one: Boston Globe's Scot Lehigh still has his signs up.

BIG surprise there.

Posted by: Defenestratus at November 06, 2024 12:40 PM (bTXsI)

431 And I'm in no mood to hear what concessions Trump must offer in order to bring unity and blah blah blah. No, fuck you, you lost.

Someone once said "elections have consequences". If only I could remember who.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 06, 2024 12:40 PM (xCA6C)

432 In the gloating, oh, my darling! when the lights are dim and low,
And the main street media softly come and softly go,
When the twinks are sobbing faintly with a gentle, unknown woe,
Will you think of me and love me, As you did once, long ago?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 06, 2024 12:40 PM (w9Wax)

433 Juan Williams w/his "racist" schtick...doesn't work.

https://shorturl.at/NPWbq

Posted by: BignJames at November 06, 2024 12:40 PM (Yj6Os)

434 Well. What are we going to talk about now?
Posted by: Piper at November 06, 2024 12:21 PM (p4NUW)

marginal tax rates
Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2024 12:38 PM (D7oie)

9-9-9!

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 06, 2024 12:41 PM (CIS44)

435 That Reich clip was so bad that I gotta think he has a PR person running his X account. A PR person who hates him.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 06, 2024 12:41 PM (lg881)

436 Speaking of, Hamas better release the prisoners ASAP.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at November 06, 2024 12:41 PM (DJ7uY)

437 I'm still going to use it to rub their noses in it, even if it holds no weight.

Oh, I highly recommend it. I overheard some coworkers asking about company policy for working remotely from Canada or Mexico and had to concentrate really hard on not laughing.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 06, 2024 12:41 PM (2ocoG)

438 Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (pMi6S)

Why hello there.

Don't forget the best part. We could have been coming to the end of the Trump Era now but instead all the Steal did was get rid of Pence and replace him with Vance.

Whoops.

Whoopsie!!

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 12:41 PM (ksjMr)

439 Heh. Anytime I hear about firing squads for Cheney, I think of my late FiL. Guy was an MP in WW2 and participated in an execution of an SS cocksucker. What was cool is it was filmed and shows up on some of the WW2 films on History and others. He was the short guy at the end, the squad lined up by height. Asked him if anybody knew who had the blank and he laughed. Said blank, what blank, they all lit that asshole up.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 06, 2024 12:41 PM (gm9Sb)

440 308 >Has Kamala made any sort of concession statement yet?. Just got up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer
---

she has been neither seen nor heard from today

Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2024 12:33 PM (/7KEl)


Nor has the (illegitimate) President of the USA.

He may give a rather calm initial speech or statement. Sooner or later he'll go into angry screed mode on-camera. It will be epic. It will make still more people despise him.

Posted by: Gref at November 06, 2024 12:41 PM (aBgBM)

441 @384

>>The VRA of 2025 will have harsh penalties for states that don't beat Florida at counting all their votes.


The bottom line is, we need to move back to in-person, same day voting on one day.

Not this monstrosity of election season and then election post-season bullshittery.

As mentioned, we can create AI driven hunter/killer drones and rocket propelled sky cranes but we somehow can't count 50 small number sets in a reasonable time period.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 06, 2024 12:41 PM (XV/Pl)

442 428 I expect a GOP House will vote to expel Tlaib in short order.

From your lips to God's ears.

Escort the bitch out in shackles.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 06, 2024 12:40 PM (Q0kLU)

=======

A Trump DOJ needs to investigate her for FARA violations.

The idea that she's not taking money from a foreign government like Iran is nonsense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 12:41 PM (GBKbO)

443 F'n Oklahoma did it again.

Showed our dumbasses how to do it.

Zero counties went to Kamala. ZERO. Again.

And Oklahoma has the five civilized tribes.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 06, 2024 12:41 PM (Y/R8U)

444 That Reich video. It's like someone put Gollum in jeans and a t-shirt.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 06, 2024 12:41 PM (eb5mD)

445 I regard every single thing that has happened (whatever it might have been -- I have refused to read the news) since the previous "election" to be fraudulent, illegal, and outrageous, and the entire purported governmental structure beneath contempt.

Welcome back and I understand your concern. Also I know you don't need to be told to keep your head down still.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 12:41 PM (Hh1ER)

446 I feel like I've emerged from a long dark tunnel. I feel like Robert Duvall in the final scene of THX-1138, climbing up the ladder from the underground city to discover that there is a surface world, with a blazing sun and a future.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (pMi6S)



Whoa.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 06, 2024 12:41 PM (aD39U)

447 Thanks Christopher Taylor, hope you are doing well.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 12:41 PM (4T3aT)

448 Listening to the Bulwark scumbags say the lesson for the left was to be more insane was amazing.

==

they should take their advice, me thinks

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 12:41 PM (V13WU)

449 >>The best part about the left coast 'seceding' would be the dismay of the urban counties when the rest of the states promptly un-seceded, and later helped with the occupation of the stupid counties.


Not to mention the opportunity for Riverborn Piracy.

How awesome would it be to be a Reaver pulling into Portland?

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 12:41 PM (z/jjr)

450 >>> 384

=====

The VRA of 2025 will have harsh penalties for states that don't beat Florida at counting all their votes.

Reversion to territorial status to be ruled by a military dictatorship, to start.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 12:37 PM (GBKbO)

How do we get TJM a job at the new DOGE office?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 12:41 PM (zlGo9)

451 Here's the most important question of the century: what will that slag from SNL sing this weekend?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 06, 2024 12:41 PM (DTX3h)

452 Anyone heard from AOC?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 12:41 PM (aPY1X)

453 427 Bette Midler deleted her X/Twitter account after President-elect Donald Trump trounced Vice President Kamala Harris in the 2024 presidential election.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2024 12:17 PM (63Dwl)

If Bette fails to swig her Drano, and Rob Reiner fails to immolate himself, and Bono fails to drive his car off a cliff, can we sue them for breach of promise?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2024 12:40 PM (vv3E9)

PPV if they do. Guaranteed moola.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 06, 2024 12:41 PM (ynpvh)

454 So, Steve Garvey lost?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 06, 2024 12:41 PM (0eaVi)

455 You know which Democrat is happy today?

Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Hi there! (Waving furiously)

Joe n Jill Biden

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 06, 2024 12:42 PM (JkCto)

456 These videos prove conclusively that liberalism truly is a mental disease. Those people are sick and would do all a favor if they would go swimming in a vat of concentrated sulfuric acid.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 06, 2024 12:42 PM (pohLc)

457 Harris got 15M fewer votes than Biden in 2020. This can only mean one thing.

Nobody ever voted for her, and that trend continued.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2024 12:42 PM (7FFC8)

458 Concur...but don't need the whole state of Washington. Just the assholes west of I-5.

Much of Western Washington outside the big cities is also red.

I just looked up the numbers for Grays Harbor County, which got some notice in 2016 for voting for a Republican Presidential candidate for the first time in 80 years.

Trump carried it by five points this time.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2024 12:42 PM (uxCna)

459 Sadly, Pencil Neck Schiff won in CA last night.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at November 06, 2024 12:42 PM (WsJuq)

460 The polls were ass. What wasn't? The betting markets.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 06, 2024 12:42 PM (CwhoI)

461 Register your wombs.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (z/jjr)

That needs to go on a bumper sticker or hoodie.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 12:42 PM (i24o9)

462 >>> 449 >>The best part about the left coast 'seceding' would be the dismay of the urban counties when the rest of the states promptly un-seceded, and later helped with the occupation of the stupid counties.

==
Not to mention the opportunity for Riverborn Piracy.

How awesome would it be to be a Reaver pulling into Portland?
Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 12:41 PM (z/jjr)

Seattle, too. We already have a fifth column established there.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 12:42 PM (zlGo9)

463 >>Shouldn't you be greeting us with pictures of San Francisco?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

First I'd have to clean the rust off my camera -- if I can find it somewhere.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 12:42 PM (pMi6S)

464 388 This has been asked about 50 times this morning, but the pact doesn't go into effect until enough states sign it to decide the election. Also it's unconstitutional as fuck and Clarence Thomas would smite it so hard he'd have to call a doctor 4 hours later.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 06, 2024 12:36 PM (2ocoG)
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Thanks - I hadn't see any of the 50 times.

I'm still going to use it to rub their noses in it, even if it holds no weight.
Posted by: 496 at November 06, 2024 12:38 PM


However, you are correct about the gloating.

Kamala won EVERY single state in the pact! (Plus NH and VA.)

It is clearly a way for Leftists to violate the Constitution.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 06, 2024 12:42 PM (HlyYF)

465 Orange Ent

We're supposed to be confused, we are writers with too many voices in our heads.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 12:42 PM (4T3aT)

466 441 The bottom line is, we need to move back to in-person, same day voting on one day.

Not this monstrosity of election season and then election post-season bullshittery.

As mentioned, we can create AI driven hunter/killer drones and rocket propelled sky cranes but we somehow can't count 50 small number sets in a reasonable time period.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 06, 2024 12:41 PM (XV/Pl)

========

2 priorities for a GOP Congress under Trump.

1. My VRA of 2025.
2. Regular budgetary order. Veto every CR.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

467 Well. What are we going to talk about now?
Posted by: Piper


Now the lawfare begins.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 06, 2024 12:42 PM (lTGtQ)

468
I used mine to hold up the curtains for our living room windows!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 06, 2024 12:40 PM (HlyYF)

I'm using mine to work from home because the VPN is down.

Posted by: Warai-otoko is normally not a hunt and pecker at November 06, 2024 12:42 PM (DDGz9)

469 The only downside I can see is that Clarence Thomas and Sam Alito will likely retire next year or the year after.

--

Let's hope and pray that he gets recommendations for replacements from Alito and Thomas themselves. No more Coney-Barrett types, and I'm not really over the moon about Kavanagh either. He has a real opportunity to install some young, staunch Constitutionalists.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 06, 2024 12:42 PM (qBdHI)

470 448 Listening to the Bulwark scumbags say the lesson for the left was to be more insane was amazing.

==

they should take their advice, me thinks

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 12:41 PM (V13WU)

have they cut of their dicks yet? I mean, they're already into little boys, right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 06, 2024 12:42 PM (ynpvh)

471 Hey, what happens with admiral levine when PDT assumes office? It was an honorary title correct? Does it go away or does PDT have to drum it out of service?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 06, 2024 12:42 PM (2NHgQ)

472 Greetings, zombie!

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 12:42 PM (V13WU)

473 No, that shit bird won. And unfortunately, he's probably going to be on every MSM show non-stop for the next four years.

I'm putting this out there now: that slimy crapweasel is gonna be a major face-- if not the face-- of "The Resistance" or whatever Team Lib is calling it this time.

Their bench is shallow and stupid-- who do they even have anymore? Newsome and Whitmer? They have no one better than Kamala now (if they had, she'd've been replaced), but there's a visibility vacuum.

And for Vindman vs. Trump, it's personal. People and media-democrat people-adjacents love that shit.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 06, 2024 12:42 PM (1Idb6)

474 Zombie!

Hey, do you still have any of the busty Trump babe pics from 2020 lying around?

They'd work well on a Gloat Thread like this.

Posted by: spindrift at November 06, 2024 12:42 PM (OguvZ)

475 How awesome would it be to be a Reaver pulling into Portland?

Draw straws on the ravishing of the women. Short straw has to take one for the team

Posted by: gKWVE at November 06, 2024 12:42 PM (NnxAa)

476 Posted by: Nelly at November 06, 2024 12:36 PM (bcr4y)

Day 1: Pardon Jan 6 Protesters. Based on amount of prosecutions, compared to BLM, it was clearly unequal application of the law.

Appoint Gen. Flynn National Security Advisor. Note, this does not need Senate Confirmation... yes... put a victim of the lawfare of the Deep state, in charge of the Deep State.

Stop all Ukraine Aid, including Intelligence help, until the policies can be reviewed.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 12:43 PM (QAkQ3)

477 440 308 >Has Kamala made any sort of concession statement yet?. Just got up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer

Not that I've heard... I think she's waiting to see if they can "find" more ballots for her....
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Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2024 12:43 PM (IyPmt)

478 The Eason they couldn't do what they did in 2020 is because they screwed their base with illegal immigrants and inflation. In 2020, the base expected to benefit by putting the Dems back in power but instead got treated like garbage.
You need ground troops to pull off the steal and the small elite cadre running things no longer had an army.
Result: complete realignment of the political parties with Republicans now representing the people and the Democrats representing corporate and WEF elites.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2024 12:43 PM (t/2Uw)

479 414 @kallisto. She literally said her world and soul have gone dark today. I told her to go outside and take a walk. Messed up!!

I'm hoping between all the jabs they got and the mental stress they will end up, umm...neutralized??

Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2024 12:43 PM (dCxaZ)

480 If Bette fails to swig her Drano, and Rob Reiner fails to immolate himself, and Bono fails to drive his car off a cliff, can we sue them for breach of promise?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2024 12:40 PM (vv3E9)

It'll be like the Florida St fan that didn't eat the poop. They will be cursed until they do it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 06, 2024 12:43 PM (CIS44)

481 Jen “pro dumbass” Rubin and Queef Olbermann have been quiet. Did they die in the bunker together?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2024 12:43 PM (OaHHT)

482 Still wondering how Biden got over 81 million votes 4 years ago.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 06, 2024 12:43 PM (7ycIc)

483 This whole thing was fixable with an executive order by the President of the United States back in 2023 when Trump tried to get on the ballot. Could have eliminated the problem then before he got momentum but NOPE..
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2024 12:32 PM (uxCna)

It's astounding how most leftists think the American President is actually an Emperor with absolute power of command at his whim. I guess that's why they're so scared of Trump taking the office.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2024 12:43 PM (wyMQY)

484 I noticed that nobody considered the idea that Kamala should have run as an Asian-American

Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at November 06, 2024 12:43 PM (RHGPo)

485 Kamala needs a few hours to learn her speech.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 12:43 PM (aPY1X)

486 376 My coworker who is a major Taylor Swift fan is extremely depressed

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024
*
Tell her to Shake It Off.
Posted by: spindrift at November 06, 2024

***
Perfect. Or play what should be "Our Song": "Happy Days Are Here Again."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 06, 2024 12:37 PM (J2vNu)

Tell her that it's her, she's the problem, it's her.

(Hate myself for knowing that)

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 12:43 PM (KbCG3)

487 >>> 415 ZOMBIE!!!!!
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 12:40 PM (4T3aT)

WOOT!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 12:43 PM (zlGo9)

488 I'm shocked that Kristol is in the same campus that wants to make the US a single party system with a stacked supreme court, to save democracy.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 06, 2024 12:43 PM (LPS7w)

489 THE VIEW: This had nothing to do with policy. It was a referendum of "cultural resentment."
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She's right, but not in the way that she thinks.
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Not really. The Wall is a policy.

It's not some statement of racial animus.

It's a policy.

Drilling is a policy.

Tariffs are policies.

Getting seed oils (industrial lubricants) out of food is a policy.

And so is taxing people on money they don't yet have, and removing that from the table.

Just because they *View* everything from their ideology doesn't make simple policies NOT simple policies.

The better policies won last night.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2024 12:43 PM (krQz2)

490 Has Slow Joe said anything yet? Does he even know there was an election?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 06, 2024 12:43 PM (LxER7)

491 A whole lot of Democrat voters failed to position Kamala for success!

Bigots!!!!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 06, 2024 12:43 PM (HlyYF)

492 >>I'm willing to offer them Greenland.


I am all but certain we can find a semi-active volcano in Greenland in which to inter them.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 12:43 PM (z/jjr)

493 >>415 ZOMBIE!!!!!
Posted by: Anna Puma

Had there been rumors of my demise, they weren't true.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 12:43 PM (pMi6S)

494 Most excellent Zombie! So good to see you!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 06, 2024 12:44 PM (pohLc)

495 Jack Smith is screwed, can't prosecute a sitting president.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 06, 2024 12:44 PM (7ycIc)

496 469 Let's hope and pray that he gets recommendations for replacements from Alito and Thomas themselves. No more Coney-Barrett types, and I'm not really over the moon about Kavanagh either. He has a real opportunity to install some young, staunch Constitutionalists.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 06, 2024 12:42 PM (qBdHI)

=======

Kavanaugh's much better than I thought he would be, to be honest.

It'd be fun if Trump put in a new queen bee female on SCOTUS, someone like Julie Kelly, who could more easily wrangle ACB.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

497 Zombie!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 12:44 PM (aPY1X)

498 the Grand Ole Party is dead.

long life the Great America Party.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 06, 2024 12:44 PM (pZ0Mr)

499 @488 "same camp"

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 06, 2024 12:44 PM (LPS7w)

500 Give the Lefties the inland farmland and hydropower dams? Never.

They'll dismantle the dams, so that part won't be permanent.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 06, 2024 12:44 PM (lUFok)

501 We are taking down our gay pride flag today. But I don’t think that is going to help, too many people know who we are. Say goodbye to our marriage, our benefits, our rights. I think CA, WA, and OR should secede from the union and form their own country.
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Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 06, 2024


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Take all the residents of the blue coastal cities and jam everybody into one new city on the border of CA and OR. I'd be willing to cede them a little land nearby for growing food. Otherwise, the rest of the three states are OURS.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 06, 2024 12:44 PM (J2vNu)

502 Let's hope and pray that he gets recommendations for replacements from Alito and Thomas themselves. No more Coney-Barrett types, and I'm not really over the moon about Kavanagh either. He has a real opportunity to install some young, staunch Constitutionalists.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 06, 2024 12:42 PM (qBdHI)

I'd ask them to chose their own replacement... and if viable, put it in front of the Senate.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 12:44 PM (QAkQ3)

503 Still wondering how Biden got over 81 million votes 4 years ago.
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 06, 2024 12:43 PM (7ycIc)



we need to establish a blue ribbon commission to find out - for Democracy !

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 12:44 PM (V13WU)

504 483 It's astounding how most leftists think the American President is actually an Emperor with absolute power of command at his whim. I guess that's why they're so scared of Trump taking the office.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2024 12:43 PM (wyMQY)

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But Trump's a dictator!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

505 We are taking down our gay pride flag today. But I don’t think that is going to help, too many people know who we are. Say goodbye to our marriage, our benefits, our rights. I think CA, WA, and OR should secede from the union and form their own country.

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I wholeheartedly agree. I don't care whether leftist states or American ones bolt the Union first. Whoever does it has my full support.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2024 12:44 PM (7oYYI)

506 471 Hey, what happens with admiral levine when PDT assumes office? It was an honorary title correct? Does it go away or does PDT have to drum it out of service?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 06, 2024 12:42 PM (2NHgQ)

Make it do a physical fitness test.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 06, 2024 12:44 PM (ynpvh)

507 I can only hope now that King Barry is permanently thrown into the Dumpster of History.
Posted by: XTC at November 06, 2024 12:36 PM (UnA8+)

I wonder if he'll leave Kalorama and head to HI or Indonesia.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 06, 2024 12:44 PM (g8Ew8)

508 We've got the makings of an AOSHQ gloatenboner decathlon!

Posted by: Doof at November 06, 2024 12:44 PM (N0dT2)

509 I noticed that nobody considered the idea that Kamala should have run as an Asian-American

Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at November 06, 2024 12:43 PM (RHGPo)
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She would have to do math in order convince people.

Nobody told her that there would be math.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2024 12:44 PM (krQz2)

510 >>> 398 And I'm in no mood to hear what concessions Trump must offer in order to bring unity and blah blah blah. No, fuck you, you lost.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (2UnvF)

"We've already brought the 'unity', b1tches." -- Elon, RFK Jr, Nicole S, Tulsi, Ron Paul, etc etc

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 12:45 PM (zlGo9)

511 Concession speech at 6 pm. Have to get hr sober and the speech up on the teleprompter.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2024 12:45 PM (t/2Uw)

512 142 Does Reich know that brat summer is all about booze and dong?
Posted by: President Richard Punch at November 06, 2024 12:22 PM (yitOt)
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He's hoping to get a little of each.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2024 12:45 PM (1bNHn)

513 This 30 second video from August won the election:

https://is.gd/TUeo1G
Posted by: ...
.....

lol
How did I ever miss that one?

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2024 12:45 PM (v0R5T)

514 Had there been rumors of my demise, they weren't true.
Posted by: zombie


Welcome back! Glad to see you're still among the undead.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 06, 2024 12:45 PM (lUFok)

515 >>>Hey, what happens with admiral levine when PDT assumes office? It was an honorary title correct? Does it go away or does PDT have to drum it out of service?

Shave his balls with a rusty razor,
Shave his balls with a rusty razor,
Shave his balls with a rusty razor,
Early in the morning.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 06, 2024 12:45 PM (CwhoI)

516 410 Some neighbors in my Leninist/Marxist NOVA neighborhood, took down their kumswaller signs already. So sadz, so sadz. I am going to gloat the next 4 YEARS. So glum in the office today.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (ohOaC)

Thankfully, this time it's sadz vs anger.
I think a few are starting to figure out the polling was lying to them...maybe that's the start of figuring out more as they grow up the next few years.
VA will do worse economically as a state under Trump - no question.
But as I told the spouse, and we agree, if you're the only state doing well and the country collapses, your state is not doing well anymore. You have to secure the 1st thing to enable the 2nd.
Right now, the country was on the verge of collpasing. Hopefully, last night starts its reset.

Posted by: Nova Local at November 06, 2024 12:45 PM (exHjb)

517 Holy shit, that .gif in the comments at the first link with Trump dumping Harris in the garbage truck...

lol

Posted by: one hour sober at November 06, 2024 12:31 PM (Y1sOo)

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Awesome, thanks. Linking that in my Nic.

In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU!

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 06, 2024 12:45 PM (8NJ3c)

518 Frankly, Kamala came off as dumb as a box of rocks.
Did she ever actually answer a question ?

I had a pollster call me and I told them that I would vote for Jill Stein before Kamala Harris

Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at November 06, 2024 12:45 PM (RHGPo)

519 Asked him if anybody knew who had the blank and he laughed. Said blank, what blank, they all lit that asshole up.

Just when I thought I couldn't respect the greatest generation any more

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 12:45 PM (Hh1ER)

520 the Grand Ole Party is dead.

long life the Great America Party.
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 06, 2024 [.i]

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The GAP? Are they going to sell chinos and button-down Oxford shirts to raise revenue?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 06, 2024 12:45 PM (J2vNu)

521 Another glass ceiling goes unbroken.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 12:45 PM (aPY1X)

522 477. Day 2 - allow Tren de Aragua safe passage home in exchange for administering 75 lashes to James Comey.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2024 12:45 PM (OaHHT)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 06, 2024 12:45 PM (J2vNu)

524 Odds were good that Trump could beat Biden, but now we know there is another candidate he could win against!

Posted by: Corona exile-back-in-exile at November 06, 2024 12:45 PM (4TAOz)

525 Some libbie affluent white dude telling me I'm racist because I'm brown and I voted against BJ Shiva.
Posted by: jim


OMG. BJ Shiva. 😂😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 06, 2024 12:45 PM (Y/R8U)

526 >>WELCOME BACK!
Hope you're well.
Posted by: Stateless

NOW I'm perfectly fine. For the last four years, I was a silent seething mime. An angry mime who scared away anyone who approached too closely.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (pMi6S)

527 477 440 308 >Has Kamala made any sort of concession statement yet?. Just got up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer

Not that I've heard... I think she's waiting to see if they can "find" more ballots for her....
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Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2024 12:43 PM (IyPmt)

I don't want to know where on her body they're looking...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (ynpvh)

528 392 Weasel are overjoyed!

Posted by: Weasel at November 06, 2024 12:38 PM (U5d8P)


How long have FSJ and Gertie been barking in joy? Six Hours? More?

Posted by: Gref at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (aBgBM)

529 I had this image of Hillary running around, throwing things and yelling at everyone.

This bitch on the other hand is probably happy just emotionally destroying a single assistant in drunken solitude.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (ksjMr)

530 >>The best part about the left coast 'seceding' would be the dismay of the urban counties when the rest of the states promptly un-seceded, and later helped with the occupation of the stupid counties.

Not to mention the opportunity for Riverborn Piracy.

How awesome would it be to be a Reaver pulling into Portland?

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 12:41 PM (z/jjr)

All urban counties suffer from the same problems.

All the eggs in one basket, few easily dominated supply avenues, insufficient food and power generation sources, and a population of people utterly dependent upon a functioning government for safety and security.

Secession talk is delusional.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (i24o9)

531 It's astounding how most leftists think the American President is actually an Emperor with absolute power of command at his whim. I guess that's why they're so scared of Trump taking the office.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2024 12:43 PM (wyMQY)
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I really wonder how many people think that Trump is President today.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (krQz2)

532 I feel like I've emerged from a long dark tunnel. I feel like Robert Duvall in the final scene of THX-1138, climbing up the ladder from the underground city to discover that there is a surface world, with a blazing sun and a future.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (pMi6S)

Zombie I have waited for you, so glad to see you back! I noticed when you vanished after the last election, I understand why you did.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (wyMQY)

533 >>> Just got a Facebook email notification that is alarming. "I no longer have a sister. You are dead..." Yikes Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 12:14 PM (4T3aT)

Hugs. I'm in a similar boat. My sister called me a monster, and decided we will have complete radio silence for the time being, unless we have something about our parents to discuss. My takes on covid and Trump were unacceptable.

At least I won't get a call from her today yelling at how I'm a racist homophobe, like she did in 2008 when prop 8 passed, and made me cry at work.

We got you. And I know the Horde has me too.

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (YoINj)

534 Let's hope and pray that he gets recommendations for replacements from Alito and Thomas themselves. No more Coney-Barrett types, and I'm not really over the moon about Kavanagh either. He has a real opportunity to install some young, staunch Constitutionalists.

My dream two replacements would be Harmeet Dillon and AtC. The written opinions from AtC would be more entertaining than the entire output of Hollywood in all of history.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (2ocoG)

535 350 My coworker who is a major Taylor Swift fan is extremely depressed
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger

Tell her to Shake It Off.
Posted by: spindrift

The evil boyfriend she dumped 4 years ago isn't supposed to come BACK!!!

Posted by: Twee 40 year old Swifty Cultist LARPing as a Forever 21 at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (C7Bea)

536 402 Oh my dear sweet lord did the Thousand Millimeter Reich really post that. Is that real? That's not real, right?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (7oYYI)


It can't be unseen

dopey midget old caucasian man, please to not attempt busting a move to get votes

that is all

Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (dCxaZ)

537 Zombies here ? It's been a while.. Glad to have you back

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (IyPmt)

538 My Country is Gone...By Vote of the People! - Daily Kos thing.

It is called the "Precious Democracy" at work nitwit. The unbridled hysteria is delicious. The comments are pretty tasty too: "This was a free and fair vote. It's what a clear majority of Americans wanted. How do you fight that? Where do liberal and progressive Democrats go from here?" To the camps, which I have heard sprang up over night like a desert flower after it rains?

https://is.gd/RaOrEj

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (vO42M)

539 I was prepared for the Feats of Strength and the Airing of the Most Grave Grievances.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (gbOdA)

540 493 >>415 ZOMBIE!!!!!
Posted by: Anna Puma

Had there been rumors of my demise, they weren't true.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 12:43 PM (pMi6S)
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I wondered aloud last night if you'd return with a Trump victory. I knew you had to be lurking somewhere. Welcome back!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (LPS7w)

541 Another glass ceiling goes unbroken.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024


***
Good. Can you imagine the cleanup on something like that? Somebody is bound to get a shard of glass in his foot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (J2vNu)

542 Has Kamala made any sort of concession statement yet?. Just got up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer

Not that I've heard... I think she's waiting to see if they can "find" more ballots for her....
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Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2024 12:43 PM (IyPmt)

Reportedly "speaking" tonight at 6 pm.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (i24o9)

543 Joe: "Democrats need to be mature, and they need to be honest." Wow, is Joe about to say something intelligent and introspective? Has he figured something out that can move his party forward?

Joe cont'd (paraphrased): "There's misogyny, but it's not just white people. Hispanics and black men are also misogynists. And there's racism in Hispanics."

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (lg881)

544
It was from someone I knew in the anime club now disowning her sister.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 12:18 PM (4T3aT)


Also seems like it could be a plot to an anime.

For the record I am up to adopt any now disowned anime cat girls, I can offer them the ability to watch the whole Kenshin Saga in beautiful 480p.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 06, 2024 12:47 PM (UHTyd)

545 153 U.S. election 2024: Google searches for 'How to move to Canada' surge as Trump secures presidential victory
Posted by: SMOD at November 06, 2024 1

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Why do these people think Canada is any kind of haven? They treated their people as badly as Biden & Co. did Americans during the Sniffle Scare. Plus they are swarmed by invaders just as we are, and everything costs even more than down here. Why would Canada be the Promised Land to them?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 06, 2024 12:23 PM (J2vNu)
______
What you describe is exactly what they want. Their idea of heaven.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2024 12:47 PM (1bNHn)

546 Robert Reich v Paul Krugman. Cage death match of wee economists. Two walk in one walks out . The survivor is ignored

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 06, 2024 12:47 PM (aRslG)

547 What’s the plan for dealing with the scumbag presiding in the NY criminal trial ?

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at November 06, 2024 12:47 PM (LVjsR)

548 Is it ok to fap to these videos of liberal meltdowns?

Asking for Jeffrey Toobin.

Posted by: Cynical Stoic at November 06, 2024 12:47 PM (6ZL46)

549 Tell her that it's her, she's the problem, it's her.

(Hate myself for knowing that)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 12:43 PM (KbCG3)

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hhhhhahahahahahha

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 06, 2024 12:47 PM (jyAD3)

550 The fact that Trump didn't bring more senate races on his coat tails leads me to think that we need to teach Trump voters how to fill out a fucking ballot.

Trump can't do 75% of what you want him to do if he doesn't have the "red team" in the other houses.

Posted by: Defenestratus at November 06, 2024 12:47 PM (bTXsI)

551 NOW I'm perfectly fine. For the last four years, I was a silent seething mime. An angry mime who scared away anyone who approached too closely.
Posted by: zombie at November

The team is reassembling.

Posted by: Piper at November 06, 2024 12:47 PM (p4NUW)

552 541 Another glass ceiling goes unbroken.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024

***
Good. Can you imagine the cleanup on something like that? Somebody is bound to get a shard of glass in his foot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (J2vNu)


It's just too dangerous. I agree.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 12:47 PM (aPY1X)

553 I don't remember vids of conservatives crying when uncle fingerbang was installed against the will of the people.

Sure we were mad, but not visibly sobbing.

Posted by: Inogame at November 06, 2024 12:47 PM (53oGX)

554 >>> 496

=======

Kavanaugh's much better than I thought he would be, to be honest.

It'd be fun if Trump put in a new queen bee female on SCOTUS, someone like Julie Kelly, who could more easily wrangle ACB.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

AtC will fix it.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 12:47 PM (zlGo9)

555 the Grand Ole Party is dead.

long life the Great America Party.
Posted by: Shenanigans
......

I love a nice GAP

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2024 12:47 PM (v0R5T)

556 GOAT Gloater

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 06, 2024 12:47 PM (gbOdA)

557 WI had almost 5M votes cast? In 2020 it was 3.2M

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 12:47 PM (oZhjI)

558 Zombie, CRT, and all the others.

Trump making America great again. Again.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 12:47 PM (i24o9)

559 I had this image of Hillary running around, throwing things and yelling at everyone.

This bitch on the other hand is probably happy just emotionally destroying a single assistant in drunken solitude.


Given how much Bill kept accidentally making the case against Kamala at her own rallies, I think the Clintons and the Bidens both consider Kamala's loss to be their final revenge on Kalorama.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 06, 2024 12:47 PM (2ocoG)

560 Glad to see you Zombie.

Do we really need more photos? Inflatable scrotum man will live forever. Along with Rainbow Dash Pony Grrl

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 12:47 PM (4T3aT)

561 Reportedly "speaking" tonight at 6 pm.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (i24o9)

=====

Do you think she'll cry?

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2024 12:47 PM (DRSnL)

562
And when the wife happens upon another conservative in hushed tones, it's like you've discovered the resistance pipeline deep in Nazi-held territory.

Fuck them all in their twisted, delusional fascist brains.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 12:29 PM (i24o9)

Yes. We have have to tread carefully the last four years. i have one friend (since college) who I have no doubt would turn me in for wrong think. I love her, but I have kept my distance in recent years, when we used to go on vacations together with our families. Note: she was not my friend with the field hockey stick. That friend is evergreen.

Posted by: Moki at November 06, 2024 12:47 PM (wLjpr)

563 >>> NOW I'm perfectly fine. For the last four years, I was a silent seething mime. An angry mime who scared away anyone who approached too closely.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (pMi6S)

*pats the seething Zombie mime gently and gives it cookies*

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2024 12:47 PM (YoINj)

564 Decision Desk: GOP has 95% chance of keeping the House, with 223 seats.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 06, 2024 12:47 PM (FAbrK)

565 495 Jack Smith is screwed, can't prosecute a sitting president.
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More importantly, will they sentence Trump to prison? ... is that even legal? ... will it go to the SCOTUS?

Posted by: Wardo at November 06, 2024 12:48 PM (G3151)

566 How long have FSJ and Gertie been barking in joy? Six Hours? More?
Posted by: Gref at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (aBgBM)
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They're both a little smug this morning, having predicted the outcome some time ago.

Posted by: Weasel at November 06, 2024 12:48 PM (U5d8P)

567 I'm sure Jen Rubin files today under "falsely declares victory". Probably holding her emotional support gallon of ice cream and sharing with the cats.

Posted by: In for a long night at November 06, 2024 12:48 PM (2NXcZ)

568 I doesn't know how he be did it but.................

Tump Stoled another election and that bothers me !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at November 06, 2024 12:48 PM (1RZQV)

569 504 483 It's astounding how most leftists think the American President is actually an Emperor with absolute power of command at his whim. I guess that's why they're so scared of Trump taking the office.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2024 12:43 PM (wyMQY)

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But Trump's a dictator!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

Hell, I'm still waiting for my 'Vast Right Wing Conspiracy' membership card! Come on you Fascists! Get Busy!

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 12:48 PM (QAkQ3)

570 Just took my bright MAGA Red H1 to go get lunch.

ALL and I mean ALL of the Kamala signs are GONE in my quaint New England town.

Except one: Boston Globe's Scot Lehigh still has his signs up.

BIG surprise there.
Posted by: Defenestratus at November 06, 2024 12:40 PM (bTXsI)

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I kind of wish I had the time off work to go camp out in front of a few neighbor's houses and watch them take down their signs.

One in particular has about thirty.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 06, 2024 12:48 PM (egtzA)

571 I've gotten a rash from all the pudding.

Posted by: Roy at November 06, 2024 12:48 PM (z+ik4)

572 Listening to the Bulwark scumbags say the lesson for the left was to be more insane was amazing.

That's the left's reaction to every loss: "We need to triple down."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 12:48 PM (Hh1ER)

573 >>Don't forget the best part. We could have been coming to the end of the Trump Era now but instead all the Steal did was get rid of Pence and replace him with Vance.

Whoops.

Posted by: ...

I'm already looking forward to the 2036 election after the 8 years of the Vance Era.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 12:48 PM (pMi6S)

574 561 Reportedly "speaking" tonight at 6 pm.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (i24o9)

=====

Do you think she'll cry?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2024 12:47 PM (DRSnL

I do hope so. They paid a billion dollars. Might be nice to give them a little something for the coin.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 12:48 PM (aPY1X)

575 >>> 530
==
All urban counties suffer from the same problems.

All the eggs in one basket, few easily dominated supply avenues, insufficient food and power generation sources, and a population of people utterly dependent upon a functioning government for safety and security.

Secession talk is delusional.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (i24o9)

But see, that's *exactly* why we should encourage them.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 12:48 PM (zlGo9)

576 >>>What’s the plan for dealing with the scumbag presiding in the NY criminal trial?

Tell him to go get his fucking shine box.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 06, 2024 12:48 PM (CwhoI)

577 The polls were wrong (except, like, 2 firms).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
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5

BigDataPoll
Atlas
Rasmussen
Emerson
Quantus

Ironically, Siena ended up not too bad, but slightly too left.

Guess which firms I have been listening to for months, and ignoring all others?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 12:48 PM (5p7BC)

578 Oh, and I forget who it was, but someone is getting a Les Paul in celebration.

I will be getting a bass.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 12:48 PM (i24o9)

579 Greater American Prosperity Party

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 12:48 PM (4T3aT)

580 NICE!

The Hungarian prime minister, Viktor Orbán – who had vowed to toast a Trump win with “several bottles of champagne” – hailed what he called “a much-needed victory for the world!”

Argentina’s libertarian president, Javier Milei – a wild-haired former television celebrity who is often compared to Trump – saluted his ally’s “formidable electoral victory”. He wrote on X: “Now, Make America Great Again. You know that you can count on Argentina to carry out your task.”

Posted by: Orson at November 06, 2024 12:48 PM (dIske)

581 207 That awkward moment when I got in to work today and marked the hot liberal girl on the arm with my "2025" stamp to show dibs
Posted by: Rbastid at November 06, 2024 12:27 PM (UHTyd)
______
Do they still have hot liberal girls?

Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2024 12:49 PM (1bNHn)

582 the Grand Ole Party is dead.

long life the Great America Party.
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 06, 2024
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If it's called the GAP, I'm in!

-Michael Strahan

Posted by: 496 at November 06, 2024 12:49 PM (t+VLa)

583 Oops, forgot Trafalgar, so 6 firms.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 12:49 PM (5p7BC)

584 AtC will fix it.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 12:47 PM (zlGo9)


That is a brilliant choice! And Catherine Herridge for press secretary

Posted by: Moki at November 06, 2024 12:49 PM (wLjpr)

585 BJ Shiva

You have to admit the handjobs are amazing.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 06, 2024 12:49 PM (aD39U)

586 Register your wombs.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (z/jjr)

That needs to go on a bumper sticker or hoodie.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

Ban (baby) bump stocks!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 06, 2024 12:49 PM (w9Wax)

587 The written opinions from AtC would be more entertaining than the entire output of Hollywood in all of history.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (2ocoG)

An entire decision:

"No. That's stupid."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2024 12:49 PM (DDGz9)

588 We are taking down our gay pride flag today. But I don’t think that is going to help, too many people know who we are. Say goodbye to our marriage, our benefits, our rights. I think CA, WA, and OR should secede from the union and form their own country

I find your terms agreeable.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 06, 2024 12:49 PM (ig8VZ)

589 Some one needs to tell Kammie to drink some water, rub some dirt on the hurt and quit being a pussy.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 06, 2024 12:49 PM (AdHga)

590 565 495 Jack Smith is screwed, can't prosecute a sitting president.
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More importantly, will they sentence Trump to prison? ... is that even legal? ... will it go to the SCOTUS?
Posted by: Wardo at November 06, 2024 12:48 PM (G3151)

I'm betting on yes, they will sentence him to create a Constitutional crises... just like with Trump's two silly Impeachments.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 12:49 PM (QAkQ3)

591 Just got a Facebook email notification that is alarming. "I no longer have a sister. You are dead..." Yikes Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 12:14 PM (4T3aT)

Sad. Of course I've had friends tell me that over Trump. Oh well. My sister and I were exchanging Trump memes this morning, and our mom got into the act too.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at November 06, 2024 12:49 PM (ohOaC)

592 Still wondering how Biden got over 81 million votes 4 years ago.

--

From a basement-run campaign at that!

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 06, 2024 12:49 PM (qBdHI)

593 eportedly "speaking" tonight at 6 pm.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (i24o9)

=====

Do you think she'll cry?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2024 12:47 PM (DRSnL

I do hope so. They paid a billion dollars. Might be nice to give them a little something for the coin.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 12:48 PM (aPY1X)

What's the saying? They get paid to go away?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 12:49 PM (i24o9)

594 Didn't the FNM tell us Emerson was a trash polling org because they had Trump up by 10 in Iowa? And then Trump won by about 12.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 12:49 PM (oZhjI)

595 490 Has Slow Joe said anything yet? Does he even know there was an election?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 06, 2024 12:43 PM (LxER7)

I hear somebody shit his pants...again.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 06, 2024 12:50 PM (ynpvh)

596 553 I don't remember vids of conservatives crying when uncle fingerbang was installed against the will of the people.

Sure we were mad, but not visibly sobbing.
Posted by: Inogame at November 06, 2024 12:47 PM (53oGX)

B/c we know how to be functional adults, and not children.

Posted by: Nova Local at November 06, 2024 12:50 PM (exHjb)

597
Zombiesign!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 06, 2024 12:50 PM (y9nCu)

598 >>> The evil boyfriend she dumped 4 years ago isn't supposed to come BACK!!!

Her taste in women is just as bad as her taste in men.

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2024 12:50 PM (YoINj)

599 Gloat all you like.

But some quotient of the basket cases will pick up guns, firebombs, etc.

Y'all Morons in the Marxist sectors - keep your heads on a swivel over the next few years.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2024 12:50 PM (7oYYI)

600 I will be getting a bass.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 12:48 PM (i24o9)

small or large mouth?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 06, 2024 12:50 PM (CIS44)

601 So is it true that that in 2008, 2012 and 2016 the Dem got approximately 65 million votes? And last night too? But that in 2020 it shot up to 85 million votes? If true, that does seem suspicious.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at November 06, 2024 12:50 PM (zSyrn)

602 Some libbie affluent white dude telling me I'm racist because I'm brown and I voted against BJ Shiva.
Posted by: jim


OMG. BJ Shiva. 😂😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 06, 2024 12:45 PM (Y/R8U)

Did you call him a honkey? You should always call people like that honkey.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 06, 2024 12:50 PM (0eaVi)

603 Listening to the Bulwark scumbags say the lesson for the left was to be more insane was amazing.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (jyAD3)


It's encouraging that they appear to be learning nothing from this defeat.

Posted by: spindrift at November 06, 2024 12:50 PM (OguvZ)

604 Jacqui Heinrich reports the Harris campaign is a black hole this morning. They have sent no messages to surrogates, donors, or influencers. They aren't responding to requests for comment or information.

http://tiny.cc/ntytzz

Posted by: bonhomme at November 06, 2024 12:50 PM (Odg76)

605 Republicans noe expected to keep the House.
Mandate!

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2024 12:50 PM (t/2Uw)

606 495 Jack Smith is screwed, can't prosecute a sitting president.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 06, 2024 12:44 PM (7ycIc)

He's not a sitting President yet...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 06, 2024 12:50 PM (ynpvh)

607 577 Ironically, Siena ended up not too bad, but slightly too left.

Guess which firms I have been listening to for months, and ignoring all others?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 12:48 PM (5p7BC)

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If more people chose specific pollsters to follow and ignore the rest, I'd be less militant about being anti-polls.

I think that efforts can be made to minimize error and try to get good results.

However, people flock to every damn result like it's gospel and needs to be included in the thinking, even Selzer's Harris+3.

It's a generalized ecosystem of nonsense, and if given the option of watching people chase every one of them or ignoring all of them, I choose the latter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 12:50 PM (GBKbO)

608 Decision Desk: There is a 95% chance that the next three men who ring Jonah Goldberg's Doorbell are ALSO there for the Gangbang.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 12:50 PM (z/jjr)

609 "Don't forget the best part. We could have been coming to the end of the Trump Era now but instead all the Steal did was get rid of Pence and replace him with Vance."

God works in mysterious ways

Posted by: Moki at November 06, 2024 12:50 PM (wLjpr)

610
Ugh.

If if I ever get to that age and start flouncing around like a pithed lab frog with St Vitus Dance in a chartreuse background online,

just shoot me.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 06, 2024 12:50 PM (eDfFs)

611 That is a brilliant choice! And Catherine Herridge for press secretary
Posted by: Moki at November 06, 2024 12:49 PM (wLjpr)

Tucker.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 12:50 PM (QAkQ3)

612 She really believed she's now going to be a slave. These people are beyond warped and brainwashed. It's pretty sad.
Posted by: Lady in Black


There are only two responses to that.
"Go home and sleep it off" or "You'll never be a slave. Nobody would pay good money for your ass."

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 06, 2024 12:50 PM (hB7mE)

613 583 Oops, forgot Trafalgar, so 6 firms.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 12:49 PM (5p7BC)

Yes that was a good one

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2024 12:50 PM (IyPmt)

614 It's astounding how most leftists think the American President is actually an Emperor with absolute power of command at his whim

To be fair they all seem to run on the idea that is true. "If elected, I will mind control congress!!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 12:51 PM (Hh1ER)

615 Joe: "Democrats need to be mature, and they need to be honest." Wow, is Joe about to say something intelligent and introspective? Has he figured something out that can move his party forward?

Joe cont'd (paraphrased): "There's misogyny, but it's not just white people. Hispanics and black men are also misogynists. And there's racism in Hispanics."
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (lg881)


They have lost their hold on identity politics, so now they insult the same people they so recently claimed as their own. They just don't get it.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 06, 2024 12:51 PM (NtVYv)

616 We are taking down our gay pride flag today. But I don’t think that is going to help, too many people know who we are. Say goodbye to our marriage, our benefits, our rights. I think CA, WA, and OR should secede from the union and form their own country


We keep the ports of SD and Seattle - and everything 20M east from the coast. But otherwise? Yes your terms are agreeable.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 12:51 PM (oZhjI)

617 >>> 561 Reportedly "speaking" tonight at 6 pm.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (i24o9)

=====

Do you think she'll cry?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2024 12:47 PM (DRSnL)

Nah.

I am curious to see if she and Doogie are wearing color-coded outfits.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 12:51 PM (zlGo9)

618
Do you think she'll cry?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 06, 2024 12:47 PM (DRSnL)
------------------

I'm thinking the drunken slurring, "but why" sort of dealio.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 12:51 PM (tT6L1)

619 I will be getting a bass.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 12:48 PM (i24o9)

small or large mouth?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 06, 2024 12:50 PM (CIS44)

Rock.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 12:51 PM (i24o9)

620 Let's hope and pray that he gets recommendations for replacements from Alito and Thomas themselves. No more Coney-Barrett types, and I'm not really over the moon about Kavanagh either. He has a real opportunity to install some young, staunch Constitutionalists.
*
My dream two replacements would be Harmeet Dillon and AtC. The written opinions from AtC would be more entertaining than the entire output of Hollywood in all of history.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 06, 2024


***
I shall be honored to serve . . . if you keep the court chambers refrigerated enough so that I won't rot.

Posted by: Zombie Roger B. Taney at November 06, 2024 12:51 PM (J2vNu)

621 @565

>>More importantly, will they sentence Trump to prison? ... is that even legal? ... will it go to the SCOTUS?

Yes, they can sentence him to prison, he wouldn't start serving the sentence until his Presidential term is up in 2029.

More than likely, they will postpone sentencing until 2029.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 06, 2024 12:51 PM (XV/Pl)

622 I'm betting on yes, they will sentence him to create a Constitutional crises... just like with Trump's two silly Impeachments.

so if Trump goes to jail, then J D Vance would be President, right??

lol

he's more of a rightwinger than Trump, way more

Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2024 12:51 PM (dCxaZ)

623 Megyn as press secretary

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 12:51 PM (aPY1X)

624 I just looked up the numbers for Grays Harbor County, which got some notice in 2016 for voting for a Republican Presidential candidate for the first time in 80 years.

Trump carried it by five points this time.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2024 12:42 PM (uxCna)


I did not know that.
Well, the interesting thing about this state is that it would be easy to isolate the urban centers. And, isolate the east side from the west side.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2024 12:51 PM (W/lyH)

625 Hate to be a party-pooper, but today is also likely the kickoff of a CIA Color Revolution Op to deny Trump from taking office, or if he is successful in doing so, from serving his full term. May God protect him, and us.

Posted by: UnderCoverinLA at November 06, 2024 12:51 PM (MKePZ)

626 >>> 567 I'm sure Jen Rubin files today under "falsely declares victory". Probably holding her emotional support gallon of ice cream and sharing with the cats.

Posted by: In for a long night at November 06, 2024 12:48 PM (2NXcZ)

HALP

Posted by: Jen Rubin's cats at November 06, 2024 12:51 PM (zlGo9)

627 You can't be a slave any more honey, a Republican president a while back killed a bunch of Democrats to make sure that couldn't happen to anyone again

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 12:51 PM (oZhjI)

628 601 So is it true that that in 2008, 2012 and 2016 the Dem got approximately 65 million votes? And last night too? But that in 2020 it shot up to 85 million votes? If true, that does seem suspicious.
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at November 06, 2024 12:50 PM (zSyrn)

=======

Careful.

The DOJ can still arrest you for thinking wrong thoughts!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 12:51 PM (GBKbO)

629 Trump should just ignore all these prosecutors and judges. They mean nothing. That whole chapter ended at about 11:30pm last night.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2024 12:52 PM (OaHHT)

630 Concession speech at 6 pm. Have to get hr sober and the speech up on the teleprompter.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2024 12:45 PM (t/2Uw)

---------------

Drinking Cues?

. "Russia!"
. "Putin!"
. "China!"
. "Dossier!"
. "Hookers!"
. "Convicted Felon!"
. "Illegitimate!"
. "Unburdened!"
. "Hitler!"
. "Garbage!"

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 06, 2024 12:52 PM (8NJ3c)

631 488 I'm shocked that Kristol is in the same campus that wants to make the US a single party system with a stacked supreme court, to save democracy.Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 06, 2024 12:43 PM (LPS7w)

Here's hoping that the Bush Clan of the GOP is if not dead is finally washed up to the point where their grift cash has massively diminished

Posted by: kbdabear at November 06, 2024 12:52 PM (6pubT)

632 604 Jacqui Heinrich reports the Harris campaign is a black hole this morning. They have sent no messages to surrogates, donors, or influencers. They aren't responding to requests for comment or information.

http://tiny.cc/ntytzz
Posted by: bonhomme at November 06, 2024 12:50 PM (Odg76)

This is why you always lock the kitchen cabinet. Somebody check the Drano!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 12:52 PM (KbCG3)

633 609 "Don't forget the best part. We could have been coming to the end of the Trump Era now but instead all the Steal did was get rid of Pence and replace him with Vance."

God works in mysterious ways

Posted by: Moki at November 06, 2024 12:50 PM (wLjpr)


AND so many RINOs washed out of the mix. Or self-deported.
Or exposed

Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2024 12:52 PM (dCxaZ)

634 I will be getting a bass.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024
*
small or large mouth?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 06, 2024
*
Rock.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024


***
Daddy sang bass.

Mama sang tenor.

Posted by: Zombie Johnny Cash at November 06, 2024 12:52 PM (J2vNu)

635 Never played any Fallout, but a friend talked me into New Vegas. I started it about a week ago. I'm still getting my ass handed to me regularly.
Posted by: 496


Oh, dude! Lots of tips on the YouTube if you get stuck. Just don't go north to the quarry until you're properly jacked. Or just walk the heck around it...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 06, 2024 12:52 PM (IG4Id)

636 More importantly, will they sentence Trump to prison? ... is that even legal? ... will it go to the SCOTUS?
Posted by: Wardo at November 06, 2024 12:48 PM (G3151)
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Agreed. What will happen with the NY hush money sentencing. Do they go big or go home.

Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2024 12:52 PM (G0vdT)

637 I woke up a mf'n slave. Oh, that's every day.

Posted by: fd at November 06, 2024 12:52 PM (vFG9F)

638 Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (pMi6S)

Oh wow, good to see you here! I still go back and look at zombietime every once in a while to see if you've posted something and just to look back at your great photo essays to see that my SF Bay Area has been cuckoo for a long time. Thanks for keeping it online.

In fact, I recently went there to show someone how, looking at your photos of some of the Bush-era anti-war protests in SF/Berkeley, you can clearly see that the Anti-Israel/Jew stuff goes back decades.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 06, 2024 12:52 PM (lg881)

639 I think I'll have the span, schadenfreude, schadenfreude, schadenfreude, schadenfreude, eggs, and schadenfreude, with a tall glass of ice-cold liberal tears, please.

Posted by: Florida Buckeye BadDog at November 06, 2024 12:52 PM (17AyY)

640 the Harris campaign is a black hole
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Just like the Obama campaign

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 12:52 PM (ksjMr)

641 Most amazed at how much Elon Musk put on the line.

If Trump loses, he's fucked.

That's a man who cares.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 12:53 PM (aPY1X)

642 482 Still wondering how Biden got over 81 million votes 4 years ago.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 06, 2024 12:43 PM (7ycIc)

What the tallyman tallied.
6', 7', 8' tranche! Daylight come and more ballots come home.

Posted by: Zombie Harry Belafonte at November 06, 2024 12:53 PM (ynpvh)

643 The best part about the left coast 'seceding' would be the dismay of the urban counties when the rest of the states promptly un-seceded, and later helped with the occupation of the stupid counties.

Cut off SoCal's water supply.

Posted by: BignJames at November 06, 2024 12:53 PM (Yj6Os)

644 >>> 587 The written opinions from AtC would be more entertaining than the entire output of Hollywood in all of history.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (2ocoG)

An entire decision:

"No. That's stupid."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2024 12:49 PM (DDGz9)

Followed by the hand puppets.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 12:53 PM (zlGo9)

645 So is it true that that in 2008, 2012 and 2016 the Dem got approximately 65 million votes? And last night too? But that in 2020 it shot up to 85 million votes? If true, that does seem suspicious.

Yep. The top vote getting Dem of all time isn't historic first Obama, historic first Hillary, or historic first Kamala but boring white dude Biden that was considered an absolute laughing stock in his previous runs for president.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 12:53 PM (oZhjI)

646 Joe cont'd (paraphrased): "There's misogyny, but it's not just white people. Hispanics and black men are also misogynists. And there's racism in Hispanics."
Posted by: Dr. Fausti

When all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like Paul Pelosi.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 06, 2024 12:53 PM (C7Bea)

647 Ryan Fournier

@RyanAFournier
BREAKING: Vladimir Putin says he plans to work with Trump to end the war in Ukraine.
12:29 PM · Nov 6, 2024
·
Here we go...

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2024 12:53 PM (t/2Uw)

648 457 Harris got 15M fewer votes than Biden in 2020. This can only mean one thing.

Nobody ever voted for her, and that trend continued.
Posted by: t-bird


One of the reasons for m silence is my personal connection to Harris -- speaking out would not have been wise. But yes -- even people who knew her personally, and are liberals -- especially BECAUSE they know her person ally -- dis not vote for her. She is one of the worst bitches in American history.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 12:53 PM (pMi6S)

649 This certainly makes me want to vote for strong empowered black woman next time.

-
Get down get funky!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 06, 2024 12:53 PM (L/fGl)

650 >>> ZOMBIE!!!!!
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 12:40 PM (4T3aT)

=====

https://youtu.be/8MuhFxaT7zo

Posted by: Turn 2 at November 06, 2024 12:53 PM (JfxgE)

651 wow, good to see zombie back. Or at least in existence.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 06, 2024 12:54 PM (WPL6O)

652 Ryan Fournier

@RyanAFournier
BREAKING: Vladimir Putin says he plans to work with Trump to end the war in Ukraine.
12:29 PM · Nov 6, 2024
·
Here we go...
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2024 12:53 PM (t/2Uw)


Midget grifters hardest hit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 12:54 PM (aPY1X)

653 615 Joe: "Democrats need to be mature, and they need to be honest." Wow, is Joe about to say something intelligent and introspective? Has he figured something out that can move his party forward?

Joe cont'd (paraphrased): "There's misogyny, but it's not just white people. Hispanics and black men are also misogynists. And there's racism in Hispanics."
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (lg881)


They have lost their hold on identity politics, so now they insult the same people they so recently claimed as their own. They just don't get it.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 06, 2024 12:51 PM (NtVYv)

Kamala did exactly nothing to expand their base.

And this tantrum is going to excommunicate those already on the fringes.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 12:54 PM (KbCG3)

654 Oddly Pfizer stock is flat

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 06, 2024 12:54 PM (wBaIH)

655 Jacqui Heinrich reports the Harris campaign is a black hole this morning. They have sent no messages to surrogates, donors, or influencers. They aren't responding to requests for comment or information.

http://tiny.cc/ntytzz
Posted by: bonhomme at November 06, 2024 12:50 PM (Odg76)

This is why you always lock the kitchen cabinet. Somebody check the Drano!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 12:52 PM (KbCG3)
________

They are trying to figure out who to blame for yesterday's dumpster fire

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2024 12:54 PM (iFTx/)

656 Guess which firms I have been listening to for months, and ignoring all others?

It does appear, at first glance, that it took the lockdowns and extreme circumstances to pull off the cheat like they did last time. I have no doubt they did their able best, but it wasn't enough.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 12:54 PM (Hh1ER)

657
I do dearly love how the Dims keep saying that it couldn't be their policies cuz of course everyone loves open borders, rampant inflation, rampant crime and the state multilating children,

but it's just that even their own voters are racist, woman-hating deplorable jabarrios.

Yes, please keep pushing your insane policies.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 06, 2024 12:54 PM (eDfFs)

658 Joe cont'd (paraphrased): "There's misogyny, but it's not just white people. Hispanics and black men are also misogynists. And there's racism in Hispanics."

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (lg881)
---
After they lose a double-down, they double-down.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2024 12:54 PM (krQz2)

659 NOW I'm perfectly fine. For the last four years, I was a silent seething mime. An angry mime who scared away anyone who approached too closely.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (pMi6S)

welcome back! Glad to see you survived the Dark Years.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 06, 2024 12:54 PM (Evo1G)

660 648 One of the reasons for m silence is my personal connection to Harris -- speaking out would not have been wise. But yes -- even people who knew her personally, and are liberals -- especially BECAUSE they know her person ally -- dis not vote for her. She is one of the worst bitches in American history.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 12:53 PM (pMi6S)

=======

San Franpsycho has been making references to his connection to her, having worked in the same office. Never saying much specific other than generalized, "She's awful" kind of comments.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 12:54 PM (GBKbO)

661 639 I think I'll have the span, schadenfreude, schadenfreude, schadenfreude, schadenfreude, eggs, and schadenfreude, with a tall glass of ice-cold liberal tears, please.

Posted by: Florida Buckeye BadDog at November 06, 2024 12:52 PM (17AyY)

lobster therimodor with schadenfrude...

Posted by: Zombie Harry Belafonte at November 06, 2024 12:54 PM (ynpvh)

662 By Grabthar's Hammer, P'nut and Fred are avenged!

Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2024 12:54 PM (1bNHn)

663 Seems still waiting for the Senate battle in Pennsylvania, McCormick last saw was less than 1% ahead. My sister and me can't see lots of votes for Trump then turn around and vote for Shummy's lap dog Casey

Posted by: Skip at November 06, 2024 12:54 PM (v7s4h)

664 so if Trump goes to jail, then J D Vance would be President, right??

lol

he's more of a rightwinger than Trump, way more


Vance is a more impressive candidate on a lot of axes, but he lacked Trump's cast-iron balls. I think he's learning quickly though.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 06, 2024 12:54 PM (2ocoG)

665 Yall seem to have a disturbingly high knowledge of Taylor Swift songs

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 12:54 PM (M7vhK)

666 off sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 06, 2024 12:54 PM (ynpvh)

667 NY Times: Kamala concession speech at 4 pm ET

Vice President Kamala Harris was preparing on Wednesday to concede the presidential race to Donald J. Trump at Howard University in Washington, in what her campaign said would be a speech at 4 p.m. Eastern. Ms. Harris was scheduled to call Mr. Trump soon to concede, according to a senior official familiar with her plans.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 06, 2024 12:54 PM (vO42M)

668 Some libbie affluent white dude telling me I'm racist because I'm brown and I voted against BJ Shiva.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 06, 2024 12:40 PM (ynpvh)

Strange days, aren't they?

Are you out of the hospital? Hope you're feeling better.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 06, 2024 12:55 PM (OX9vb)

669 Vice President Kamala Harris will implore her supporters across the nation to accept the results of the presidential election during an afternoon concession speech at Howard University, aides say, in an address that is intended to strike similar themes to the closing days of her campaign. She’ll also urge the country to work together to find areas of “common ground.”

This is my fucking favorite.

He's a NAZI!!!!!!

Now, go play nicely, accept being governed my a Nazi, and find common ground with the Nazis.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 06, 2024 12:55 PM (FAbrK)

670 Is Harris in shock because she lost...because plenty of polling orgs said that a Trump victory was not just possible but likely...

So I'm guessing she's in shock because she didn't get the Joey Vote Fraud special and she was counting on it...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 12:55 PM (oZhjI)

671 >>> 599 Gloat all you like.

But some quotient of the basket cases will pick up guns, firebombs, etc.

Y'all Morons in the Marxist sectors - keep your heads on a swivel over the next few years.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2024 12:50 PM (7oYYI)

Especially there, but even where I am I will be mindful of commie spite.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 12:55 PM (zlGo9)

672 Ryan Fournier

@RyanAFournier
BREAKING: Vladimir Putin says he plans to work with Trump to end the war in Ukraine.
12:29 PM · Nov 6, 2024
·
Here we go...

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2024 12:53 PM (t/2Uw)

LFG!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 12:55 PM (i24o9)

673 Harmeet Dhillon for SCOTUS would be amazing.

Posted by: IC - Cope Harder, Liberals at November 06, 2024 12:55 PM (DJ7uY)

674 BJ Shiva. That's brilliant.

We drank Painkillers until after 12 last night, and alternated watching normy TV and the election results.

Even this morning, my wife still in bed, she wanted me to go downstairs and turn on the TV and see if the Dems had somehow stolen the election between 3 am (when we went to bed) and 8 am (when I got up to go to work).

Baron Trump is REALLY tall. Good lookin' kid.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at November 06, 2024 12:55 PM (vcOmj)

675 Maybe the USCG will stop trying to rename the cutter Taney, think last surviving ship that witnessed Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 12:55 PM (4T3aT)

676
And I'm in no mood to hear what concessions Trump must offer in order to bring unity and blah blah blah. No, fuck you, you lost.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (2UnvF)



Remember when Dubya was reelected? Pelousy and Reid gave a concession speech which started off with Reid saying "Congratulations on your reelection, Mr President. Now you need to compromise with us."

Of course, Dubya the Eunuch didn't have the balls to tell Reid to go pound sand.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 06, 2024 12:55 PM (y9nCu)

677 It's encouraging that they appear to be learning nothing from this defeat.
Posted by: spindrift at November 06, 2024 12:50 PM (OguvZ)

If they were the kind of people capable of learning, they wouldn't have gotten into this position in the first place.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2024 12:55 PM (B9Prs)

678 Guess which firms I have been listening to for months, and ignoring all others?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 12:48 PM (5p7BC)

Atlas and Rasmussen ?

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 12:55 PM (V13WU)

679 Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (pMi6S)

Wow! 😃

Welcome back, zombie. You were missed by the hordelings.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 06, 2024 12:55 PM (8XYYe)

680 641 Most amazed at how much Elon Musk put on the line.

If Trump loses, he's fucked.

That's a man who cares.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 12:53 PM (aPY1X)

When you see what happened to South Africa and you don't want to be a citizen of a 3rd country. Sometimes, you have nowhere else to go, so you better fix what you can where you are...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 06, 2024 12:55 PM (exHjb)

681 with a tall glass of ice-cold liberal tears, please.

Posted by: Florida Buckeye BadDog


Dude, you don't want to drink that poison. Just polish the chrome on your '57 Chevy with it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 06, 2024 12:55 PM (IG4Id)

682 TJM - Reliable data is valuable. So I'll continue to pay attention to data sets I can trust. I don't want to ignore useful information.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 12:55 PM (5p7BC)

683 647 Ryan Fournier

@RyanAFournier
BREAKING: Vladimir Putin says he plans to work with Trump to end the war in Ukraine.
12:29 PM · Nov 6, 2024
·
Here we go...
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at November 06, 2024 12:53 PM (t/2Uw)

"That f*cking Trump! No, you Ukrainians, back to the lines!" - Your average white American liberal

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 12:55 PM (KbCG3)

684 Start really fucking with these people.

Tell them, yes, they do in fact have to report for their indenture paperwork. They do it at the DMV. Go wait in line, and then when you get to the window say "i come to humbly submit my existence to whichever man i am appointed to."

And for the love of fuck, don't let anyone see your hair or face. You might get shot.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2024 12:55 PM (DDGz9)

685 ice President Kamala Harris will implore her supporters across the nation to accept the results of the presidential election during an afternoon concession speech at Howard University, aides say, in an address that is intended to strike similar themes to the closing days of her campaign. She’ll also urge the country to work together to find areas of “common ground.”

This is my fucking favorite.

He's a NAZI!!!!!!

Now, go play nicely, accept being governed my a Nazi, and find common ground with the Nazis.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 06, 2024 12:55 PM (FAbrK)

They know their audience.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 12:55 PM (i24o9)

686 Overheard a lady at the Post Office claiming that Trump can run again, because the Presidency is 'limited to 2 Consecutive Terms'.

And she's knows that is true because she read it online.

Gotta love the educated masses.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 12:55 PM (z/jjr)

687 Reporting for Gloatage, Sir!

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2024 12:55 PM (i0F8b)

688 Yes, please keep pushing your insane policies.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 06, 2024 12:54 PM (eDfFs)

It’s not about the nail. They just want us to listen.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 06, 2024 12:56 PM (Vnbe7)

689 @RyanAFournier
BREAKING: Vladimir Putin says he plans to work with Trump to end the war in Ukraine.
12:29 PM · Nov 6, 2024
·
Here we go...

--

Give Trump the Nobel Peace Prize now.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2024 12:56 PM (B9Prs)

690 474 Zombie!

Hey, do you still have any of the busty Trump babe pics from 2020 lying around?

They'd work well on a Gloat Thread like this.
Posted by: spindrift


Seriously, that whole aspect of my life is in mothballs. I wouldn't even know where to look.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 12:56 PM (pMi6S)

691 ZOMBIE long time!!!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 12:56 PM (oZhjI)

692 It's encouraging that they appear to be learning nothing from this defeat.
Posted by: spindrift at November 06, 2024 12:50 PM (OguvZ)

And of course, you didn't think they would.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 06, 2024 12:56 PM (pohLc)

693 629 Trump should just ignore all these prosecutors and judges. They mean nothing. That whole chapter ended at about 11:30pm last night.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 06, 2024 12:52 PM (OaHHT)

Howdy Gowdy said Biden should "pardon" Trump. Go back into your sewer Trey.

Posted by: In for a long night at November 06, 2024 12:56 PM (2NXcZ)

694 Here are my two predictions:

1) they will furiously count and add votes trying to get the popular vote count to Kamala, somehow
2) The "lame duck" presidency of a second term will be the most hammered, most repeated line of all time in the press.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 12:56 PM (Hh1ER)

695 So now staffing. Who is going to be AG and DHS Secretary. Trump knows how important these picks will be.

Posted by: WisRich at November 06, 2024 12:56 PM (G0vdT)

696 >Sadly, Pencil Neck Schiff won in CA last night.
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well, at least he starts off in the minority

Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2024 12:57 PM (/7KEl)

697 Ryan Fournier

@RyanAFournier
BREAKING: Vladimir Putin says he plans to work with Trump to end the war in Ukraine.
12:29 PM · Nov 6, 2024



That is a Logan Act violation! Impeach Trump We Must!
·

Posted by: "Rev" Al Sharpton at November 06, 2024 12:57 PM (ig8VZ)

698 The only thing they have left is the sentencing of trump by judge merchan on Nov 26th.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 06, 2024 12:57 PM (/vN74)

699 Posted by: zombie

Holy H!!!! Hi, person. LTNS!!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 06, 2024 12:57 PM (IG4Id)

700 AtC will fix it.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 12:47 PM (zlGo9)

I'm all in on AlextheChick being the next Supreme Court justice, but they will have to make a special chair for her so she shows up in the pictures.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 06, 2024 12:57 PM (eV8j6)

701 665 Yall seem to have a disturbingly high knowledge of Taylor Swift songs
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 12:54 PM (M7vhK)

I KNEW you were trouble when you walked in!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 06, 2024 12:57 PM (Evo1G)

702 Zombie welcome back
they told us you had gone dark for good

Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2024 12:57 PM (/7KEl)

703 Oddly Pfizer stock is flat
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

4 more years of flattening their stock price.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at November 06, 2024 12:57 PM (vcOmj)

704 400 I fell silent the minute after it was confirmed that the Biden junta had stolen the 2020 election, and have not looked at the Internet nor spent one second thinking about, speaking about or even being cognizant of politics since that moment -- 4 long years of self-imposed mutism.

Until...now. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. (...)

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (pMi6S)


Welcome back zombie!

Posted by: goozer at November 06, 2024 12:57 PM (aWAkn)

705 Hate to be a party-pooper, but today is also likely the kickoff of a CIA Color Revolution Op to deny Trump from taking office, or if he is successful in doing so, from serving his full term. May God protect him, and us.
Posted by: UnderCoverinLA at November 06, 2024 12:51 PM (MKePZ)

I'm at least expecting an attempt to do this. Dems can't help themselves.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 06, 2024 12:58 PM (g8Ew8)

706 Apparently Kamala was doing her victory HQ at her Alma mater? And then was too ashamed to show up. So all those poor college girls looking to her as a role model were shafted.

Like bonhomme said, her campaign is a black hole.

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2024 12:58 PM (mfOz/)

707 701 665 Yall seem to have a disturbingly high knowledge of Taylor Swift songs

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 12:54 PM (M7vhK)

I KNEW you were trouble when you walked in!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 06, 2024 12:57 PM (Evo1G)

Look what you made me do!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 12:58 PM (KbCG3)

708
One of the reasons for m silence is my personal connection to Harris -- speaking out would not have been wise. But yes -- even people who knew her personally, and are liberals -- especially BECAUSE they know her person ally -- dis not vote for her. She is one of the worst bitches in American history.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 12:53 PM (pMi6S)

Understandable. But we are very happy to see you!!!!!

Posted by: Moki at November 06, 2024 12:58 PM (wLjpr)

709 ice President Kamala Harris will implore her supporters across the nation to accept the results of the presidential election during an afternoon concession speech at Howard University, aides say, in an address that is intended to strike similar themes to the closing days of her campaign. She’ll also urge the country to work together to find areas of “common ground.”



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I call shenanigans. There's no way to know if she will be sober enough to coherently string two words together. Saying she "will" do these things is stupidly optimistic. (Though, I suppose that tracks, given how the last 48 or so hours have gone)

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2024 12:58 PM (B9Prs)

710 668 Some libbie affluent white dude telling me I'm racist because I'm brown and I voted against BJ Shiva.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 06, 2024 12:40 PM (ynpvh)

Strange days, aren't they?

Are you out of the hospital? Hope you're feeling better.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 06, 2024 12:55 PM (OX9vb)

Yeah, I'm out, but far from back to normal. My digestive tract isn't quite. Lost a couple more pounds. Belly not so bloated now, still of unusually large size for me.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 06, 2024 12:58 PM (ynpvh)

711 >I KNEW you were trouble when you walked in!
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knew it all too well

Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2024 12:58 PM (/7KEl)

712 @636

>>Agreed. What will happen with the NY hush money sentencing. Do they go big or go home.

A couple of things can happen now.

Trump will more than likely seek to postpone sentencing, if it's postponed, then he could move for his DOJ to take over the case and push to get the case overturned on appeal or some other remedy.

The could move forward with sentencing and sentence him to prison, which he would, similarly appeal while he's serving as President, and potentially start serving the sentence when he leaves office in 2029

Or the lunatics running this shit show could grab a clue, read the political tea leaves and just squash the case.

But as they say, we shall see.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 06, 2024 12:58 PM (XV/Pl)

713 Glorious day for America.

Who will be in charge of the camps and rounding up all the Dems?

I just want more Repubs in the Senate now and a bigger majority in the House.

Posted by: Czech Chick at November 06, 2024 12:58 PM (fpVC1)

714 well, at least he starts off in the minority
Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2024 12:57 PM (/7KEl)

But he’ll be there until he dies of old age.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 06, 2024 12:58 PM (Vnbe7)

715 I'm all in on AlextheChick being the next Supreme Court justice, but they will have to make a special chair for her so she shows up in the pictures.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at November 06, 2024 12:57 PM (eV8j6)

She can just the wide latina's shine box as a booster seat

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 06, 2024 12:58 PM (CIS44)

716 I'm thinking the drunken slurring, "but why" sort of dealio.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 12:51 PM (tT6L1)
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If they can get her to the podium.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2024 12:58 PM (krQz2)

717 Musk paid $44 billion for a site that was worth nowhere near that in actual value at the time. He stripped it down and rebuilt it into something powerful and influential. Oh, and maybe saved the country as well.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 06, 2024 12:58 PM (CwhoI)

718 "Last night. During the time of PMness, we became beset by a learning: we are in fact still burdened by the beforetimes. The burdensomeness. It continues. As we do. Now in the PM hours again. With these burdens. As before. But now. ..."

Posted by: Our Democracy's Demosthenes at November 06, 2024 12:58 PM (pjs7m)

719 @RyanAFournier
BREAKING: Vladimir Putin says he plans to work with Trump to end the war in Ukraine.

-
Evil asshole!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 06, 2024 12:59 PM (L/fGl)

720 2) The "lame duck" presidency of a second term will be the most hammered, most repeated line of all time in the press.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 12:56 PM (Hh1ER)

The More Flexible Term, per Barack the Magnificent.

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2024 12:59 PM (i0F8b)

721 I doesn't know how he be did it but.................

Tump Stoled another election and that bothers me !!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at November 06, 2024 12:48 PM (1RZQV)
......

It was those damn Russians, Mary.

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2024 12:59 PM (v0R5T)

722 Oddly Pfizer stock is flat
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

4 more years of flattening their stock price.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at November 06, 2024 12:57 PM (vcOmj)

I have been so amped up, I forgot to check the markets. They responded favorably to the news.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 12:59 PM (i24o9)

723 This is my fucking favorite.

He's a NAZI!!!!!!

Now, go play nicely, accept being governed my a Nazi, and find common ground with the Nazis.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 06, 2024 12:55 PM (FAbrK)



In fairness, we have always been at war with Eastasia.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 06, 2024 12:59 PM (aD39U)

724 They have lost their hold on identity politics, so now they insult the same people they so recently claimed as their own. They just don't get it.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 06, 2024 12:51 PM (NtVYv)

Kamala did exactly nothing to expand their base.

And this tantrum is going to excommunicate those already on the fringes.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 12:54 PM (KbCG3)

It's crazier than you may realize. They tried to pawn off an Indian Woman, as Black... and Black MEN did not take kindly to that. They not only played the Race Card, they flat out lied about it.

Add in the Left's Men can be Womenz Tran crap... and many American now had proof that the identity politics crap was just that... crap.

Why feel guilty over a LIE.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 12:59 PM (QAkQ3)

725 670 Is Harris in shock because she lost...because plenty of polling orgs said that a Trump victory was not just possible but likely...

So I'm guessing she's in shock because she didn't get the Joey Vote Fraud special and she was counting on it...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 06, 2024 12:55 PM (oZhjI)
______
The first time she didn't get what she wanted handed to her.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2024 12:59 PM (1bNHn)

726 >> She’ll also urge the country to work together to find areas of “common ground.”


LOLGFY

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 12:59 PM (z/jjr)

727 I think someone knowing someone else knows a lot about Taylor Swift songs says something about the accuser.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 12:59 PM (tT6L1)

728 Wonder if Trump will open The Office of The President Elect like that arrogant Obama did but instead he can call it the Office Of The Emperor Elect

Posted by: It's me donna at November 06, 2024 12:59 PM (IyPmt)

729 Quite the reunion going on this week here....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 06, 2024 12:59 PM (Q4IgG)

730 How awesome would it be to be a Reaver pulling into Portland?
Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 12:41 PM (z/jjr)

Portaging the Willamette Falls at Oregon City has always been a bitch. I think they have even closed the locks.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2024 12:59 PM (D7oie)

731 Baron Trump is REALLY tall. Good lookin' kid.

Yeah I am guessing the secret service have to chase coeds off him with baseball bats just so he can walk down the quad. Tall, handsome, fabulously rich, seems to be in shape... he's like the personification of that 6'5 blue eyes in finance song.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 12:59 PM (Hh1ER)

732 >>> Listening to the Bulwark scumbags say the lesson for the left was to be more insane was amazing.

Cenk was actually arguing last night that the nominee in 2028 CANNOT be an AOC type, they need a safer pic that appeals to men and sane libs. Hopefully they forget these lessons in 2028.

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2024 12:59 PM (mfOz/)

733 Oh, and maybe saved the country as well.
Posted by: Citizen Cake


The weirdest footnote in history, evaaaaa~

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 06, 2024 12:59 PM (IG4Id)

734 You know the dems are saying to Hispanics, black men and suburban white women?

We are never, ever, ever getting back together!

Wee-eeee...

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 12:59 PM (KbCG3)

735 The Democrats will never consider the idea that they had selected two vacuous buffoons to head up their national ticket.

Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at November 06, 2024 12:59 PM (RHGPo)

736 I feel like I've emerged from a long dark tunnel. I feel like Robert Duvall in the final scene of THX-1138, climbing up the ladder from the underground city to discover that there is a surface world, with a blazing sun and a future.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (pMi6S)


And hello to you too, Zombie. It has been a long time.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 06, 2024 01:00 PM (D7oie)

737 How many martinis deep are Fauci, Mayorkas, Garland, Pelosi, Fani Willis, Victoria BloodSoaked Nuland, etc. this morning?
Posted by: bonhomme at November 06, 2024 12:29 PM (Odg76

Has the document fires started in DC yet like in Berlin back in 1945?

Posted by: Beartooth at November 06, 2024 01:00 PM (hMzVg)

738 >>> 686 Overheard a lady at the Post Office claiming that Trump can run again, because the Presidency is 'limited to 2 Consecutive Terms'.

And she's knows that is true because she read it online.

Gotta love the educated masses.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 12:55 PM (z/jjr)

Was she serious, or perhaps an unidentified Moronette trolling someone else?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 01:00 PM (zlGo9)

739 @647

>>Here we go...

Donny Two Scoops has not even been inaugurated and he's already ending wars.

Trump... You magnificent Orange Bastard, We Love Ya!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 06, 2024 01:00 PM (XV/Pl)

740 Posted in last thread, may add it in every thread today:

GenX saved the Republic: https://twtr.to/adylJ

Posted by: Candidus at November 06, 2024 01:00 PM (grzzz)

741 Because I might have to steal that.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 01:00 PM (zlGo9)

742 Kari Lake as press sec? She needs something to do. Megyn and Tucker are needed where they are at.

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2024 01:00 PM (mfOz/)

743 Kamala did exactly nothing to expand their base.
______
Nonsense. Liz Cheney by herself is an expanded base.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2024 01:00 PM (1bNHn)

744 And interesting question is how much risk are the corrupt election officials in WI, MI, PA, and AZ willing to take, given that Trump has guaranteed there will be investigations into election fraud.

They are used to getting away with it, and might be running on auto pilot.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 01:00 PM (5p7BC)

745 Michigan called for Trump. Rogers not looking good v Slotkin

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 06, 2024 01:00 PM (aRslG)

746 So. Fox calls Michigan for Trump.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2024 01:00 PM (W/lyH)

747 fox biz news says michigan just called for trump

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 06, 2024 01:00 PM (CWTWj)

748 My priest texted me this this morning - his only comment was “Part of the readings from today’s Office.”

They come against us with great insolence and lawlessness.
Do not fear them,
— for victory in war does not depend on the size of the army
but on the strength that comes from heaven.

We are fighting for our lives and our laws;
the Lord will crush our enemies before our eyes.

Posted by: ChiCathy at November 06, 2024 01:00 PM (u8Ezy)

749 Good to see zombie has returned.

(That's a hell of a weird sentence out of context).

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2024 01:00 PM (B9Prs)

750 They know their audience.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 12:55 PM (i24o9)

Should I get my uniform out of the cedar chest...or just wear my MAGA hat?

Posted by: BignJames at November 06, 2024 01:00 PM (Yj6Os)

751 Welcome back, Zombie! We missed you!

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2024 01:01 PM (i0F8b)

752 She’ll also urge the country to work together to find areas of “common ground.”


Like the concession speech I referenced earlier.... Donk commie cocksuckers' strategy comes down to "heads I win, tails you lose". But I don't see OrangeManBad being willing to get politically sodomized again.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 06, 2024 01:01 PM (y9nCu)

753 noticed when you vanished after the last election, I understand why you did.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Didn't want to spend four years wailing and whining and beating our heads against a brick wall. Yes, I know that makes me a fair-weather Horde member, but we all have limits to what we can endure.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 01:01 PM (pMi6S)

754 I say give Donny 3 scoops today!

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 06, 2024 01:01 PM (CIS44)

755 732 Cenk was actually arguing last night that the nominee in 2028 CANNOT be an AOC type, they need a safer pic that appeals to men and sane libs. Hopefully they forget these lessons in 2028.
Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2024 12:59 PM (mfOz/)

========

Take Biden out of the 2020 primary, and it was between Bernie, communist, and a series of fake minority flashes in the pan propped up by the media.

Bernie won't run again. Biden won't run again. It's going to end up just being no-name white dudes getting no media attention and Manhattan media pushing every woke scold with a tan on the rural voters of Iowa and New Hampshire.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 01:01 PM (GBKbO)

756 Well, given it's the end of the Glowbama era, at least Big Mike can untuck now. That's got to be a relief...

Posted by: NYDems at November 06, 2024 01:01 PM (aICNM)

757 732 >>> Listening to the Bulwark scumbags say the lesson for the left was to be more insane was amazing.

Cenk was actually arguing last night that the nominee in 2028 CANNOT be an AOC type, they need a safer pic that appeals to men and sane libs. Hopefully they forget these lessons in 2028.

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2024 12:59 PM (mfOz/)

One lesson not a single lib took away from Trump's first term is that he governed in a totally reasonable manner that was a version of conservative light.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 01:01 PM (KbCG3)

758 >>Baron Trump is REALLY tall.


He's 11' 4"

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 01:01 PM (z/jjr)

759 Concession speech at 6 pm. Have to get hr sober and the speech up on the teleprompter.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)

I am guessing on a hungover, angry, tired shell giving that speech. IV drips and Xanax. Might need Elmhoff to smack her around a little.

Posted by: Cheri at November 06, 2024 01:01 PM (oiNtH)

760 Gloatening 2: electric boogaloo commences!

Posted by: The Gloat Reaper, coming for lefty tears at November 06, 2024 01:01 PM (mfOz/)

761 Hate to be a party-pooper, but today is also likely the kickoff of a CIA Color Revolution Op to deny Trump from taking office, or if he is successful in doing so, from serving his full term. May God protect him, and us.

Posted by: UnderCoverinLA at November 06, 2024 12:51 PM (MKePZ)
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Oh, that's nothing that I haven't thought a half dozen times since last night.

I'm wondering whether the Dems will certify the EC vote...

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2024 01:01 PM (krQz2)

762 The could move forward with sentencing and sentence him to prison, which he would, similarly appeal while he's serving as President, and potentially start serving the sentence when he leaves office in 2029

Or the lunatics running this shit show could grab a clue, read the political tea leaves and just squash the case.

But as they say, we shall see.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 06, 2024 12:58 PM (XV/Pl)

or, as should happen, as they already held hearings on it, the Appeals court flat out overturns a clearly Political Prosecution...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 01:02 PM (QAkQ3)

763 God works in mysterious ways

Posted by: Moki at November 06, 2024 12:50 PM (wLjpr)


Indeed!!!!

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 01:02 PM (ksjMr)

764 Most amazed at how much Elon Musk put on the line.

--

We truly owe a lot of the success of this election to Elon Musk. His freeing Twatterz/X so that people could speak freely, and his unbridled support for the American dream and all it implies. Without him, the battle would've been even more uphill than it already was. He's a savior to this country in many ways.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 06, 2024 01:02 PM (qBdHI)

765 537 Zombies here ? It's been a while.. Glad to have you back
Posted by: It's me donna
Four years to the day.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 01:02 PM (pMi6S)

766 I'm loving the tears, I think I get dopamine hits every time a liberal cries.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 06, 2024 01:02 PM (QMjXh)

767 Yall seem to have a disturbingly high knowledge of Taylor Swift songs

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024
*
I KNEW you were trouble when you walked in!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 06, 2024
*
Look what you made me do!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024


***
You should have said no!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 06, 2024 01:02 PM (J2vNu)

768 It's crazier than you may realize. They tried to pawn off an Indian Woman, as Black... and Black MEN did not take kindly to that. They not only played the Race Card, they flat out lied about it.

I think she just struck black guys as every insufferable bitch they have ever had to endure. Along with most other men.

Vladimir Putin says he plans to work with Trump to end the war in Ukraine.

The war is all but over with now anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 01:02 PM (Hh1ER)

769 727 I think someone knowing someone else knows a lot about Taylor Swift songs says something about the accuser.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 12:59 PM (tT6L1)

If you go on a weeklong cruise and attend family karaoke every day (b/c of your kids desire to perform), you will know every Taylor Swift song there is and every lyric by day 5...

Never was Dead or Alive and Material Girl so welcome (made the kids do 80s songs so people wouldn't go nuts on Taylor)...standing ovations for both...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 06, 2024 01:02 PM (exHjb)

770 THE VIEW: This had nothing to do with policy. It was a referendum of "cultural resentment."

She's talking about them, and she's right. Every policy is born out of their resentment of America and God. Of course, they're Luciferians, so resentment of God is #1, we just happened to get in the way a few hundred years ago.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2024 01:02 PM (RFx0q)

771 “I think CA, WA, and OR should secede from the union and form their own country.“

Hey! It’s point of agreement!!!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric

Put the border along the Cascades and you might get an agreement.

Give the Lefties the inland farmland and hydropower dams? Never.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 06, 2024 12:37 PM (hB7mE)

No! The gays get to go to Saudi Arabia or Dubai, perhaps Yemen. The others get Venezuela, Cambodia, or West Taiwan (Communist China).

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 01:02 PM (VNX3d)

772 758 >>Baron Trump is REALLY tall.


He's 11' 4"
Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 01:01 PM (z/jjr)

10 ft tall, made of Radiation...

Oh... wait... that's Washington...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 01:02 PM (QAkQ3)

773 We are taking down our gay pride flag today. But I don’t think that is going to help, too many people know who we are. Say goodbye to our marriage, our benefits, our rights. I think CA, WA, and OR should secede from the union and form their own country

ALL THESE STATES ARE YOURS, EXCEPT EUROPA.

Posted by: Matte Black Monolith at November 06, 2024 01:02 PM (w9Wax)

774 I’ve heard that plans are in the works to build Handmaid’s Tale-style Internment Camps for childbearing age women at the Quehanna Wild Area in Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at November 06, 2024 01:03 PM (9WbBk)

775 Holy Cow Trump won Michigan, officially called!

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 06, 2024 01:03 PM (i7Q7S)

776 >>>Joe: "Democrats need to be mature, and they need to be honest." Wow, is Joe about to say something intelligent and introspective? Has he figured something out that can move his party forward?

Joe cont'd (paraphrased): "There's misogyny, but it's not just white people. Hispanics and black men are also misogynists. And there's racism in Hispanics."
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 06, 2024 12:46 PM (lg881)


Those are facts, Jack. As any un-biased sociologist can tell you. The Progs have been trying for decades to simply snap their fingers and angrily lecture everyone to stop being rayciss, misogynist (but not misandrist), Islam-lovers, and expect it would instantly work. Tens of thousands of years of homo sapien conditioning for survival say that expectation is beyond stupid.

Posted by: Gref at November 06, 2024 01:03 PM (aBgBM)

777 >>>WI had almost 5M votes cast? In 2020 it was 3.2M

https://decisiondeskhq.com/results/2024/General/President/
3,406,867

Posted by: someguy at November 06, 2024 01:03 PM (NB8zO)

778 Just looking at NH. The state is mostly read, and the vote difference is a little over 20,000. The three counties that sank Trump were Nashua (expected since Massholes move there incessantly to escape Mass.), Portsmouth (your typical artsy hippy groups with the facial piercings and fluorescent hair) and Concord (which is where all the local politicians live...so democrats and never Trumpers loyal to the Sununu types).

The point being, a candidate like JD Vance or DeSantis who don't have the Trump stigma could easily win the state next time around.

Posted by: Orson at November 06, 2024 01:03 PM (dIske)

779 I picture in my mind the perfect Kamala concession speech. She stumbles to the podium, looks out at her supporters with glassy, bloodshot eyes, then looks down and vomits vodka all over the teleprompter, says thankya and stumbles off.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 06, 2024 01:03 PM (pohLc)

780 Most amazed at how much Elon Musk put on the line.

If Trump loses, he's fucked.


He was fucked even before he endorsed Trump. The Democrats knew damn well going into this that one of the biggest holes in their plans was Musk owning X.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 06, 2024 01:03 PM (2ocoG)

781 Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 12:53 PM (pMi6S)

Zombie??? So nice to see you with us!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 06, 2024 01:03 PM (OX9vb)

782 >>Was she serious


Like a Heart Attack.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 01:03 PM (z/jjr)

783 Apparently Kamala was doing her victory HQ at her Alma mater? And then was too ashamed to show up. So all those poor college girls looking to her as a role model were shafted.

Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2024 12:58 PM (mfOz/)
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This is beyond Beyonce.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 06, 2024 01:03 PM (YCddP)

784 that electoral map:

Red

Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2024 01:03 PM (/7KEl)

785 Hate to be a party-pooper, but today is also likely the kickoff of a CIA Color Revolution Op to deny Trump from taking office, or if he is successful in doing so, from serving his full term. May God protect him, and us.

Posted by: UnderCoverinLA


Counterpoint: we need to get through this type of shit now. If we avoid it, it's going to be ten times worse. BRING IT ON.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 06, 2024 01:03 PM (IG4Id)

786 Will be fun to see how much Trump might actually accomplish during the interregnum.

We effectively don't have a president. Shitpants and Blowcramps are AWOL and i won't expect to hear a peep out of either of them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2024 01:03 PM (DDGz9)

787 Didn't want to spend four years wailing and whining and beating our heads against a brick wall. Yes, I know that makes me a fair-weather Horde member, but we all have limits to what we can endure.
Posted by: zombie
========
Wish you well.
Brave for what you have done in the belly of the beast.

Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 01:03 PM (ctrM5)

788
Neil Lumbard
@NeilLumbard
·
8h
A recount is NOT enough.

Demand a re-vote and an investigation into election interference by Russia in swing states that previously went to President Biden.

Both Biden & Harris and other prominent voices need to support this motion.

#DoNotConcedeKamala

———-
Insurrection is en vogue again!

Posted by: Piper at November 06, 2024 01:03 PM (p4NUW)

789 Concession speech at 6 pm. Have to get hr sober and the speech up on the teleprompter.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)

She is going to go full Leeeeeroy Jenkins and insist that yes indeed bacon is a spice.

Posted by: Candidus at November 06, 2024 01:03 PM (grzzz)

790 Hey, do you still have any of the busty Trump babe pics from 2020 lying around?

https://tinyurl.com/5cxt7mcw

Not from 2020, but I think she originally debuted during the 2016 triumph, so maybe you'll make an exception?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 06, 2024 01:04 PM (C7Bea)

791 @762

>>or, as should happen, as they already held hearings on it, the Appeals court flat out overturns a clearly Political Prosecution...

From you vocal orifice to G-ds auditory canals.

This is what needs to happen.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 06, 2024 01:04 PM (XV/Pl)

792 I love the fucking retards at the Bulwark. The administration should have gone harder at packing SCOTUS and making PR and DC states.

These fucking tools don't even know WTF they're talking about. It wasn't Biden or Harris that didn't have the stones for their anti-democratic BS, it was Democrats like Manchin and Sinema that put the hammer down on their BS. And this dipshits are so stupid they don't even know that,.

Posted by: deadrody at November 06, 2024 01:04 PM (OeYsY)

793 Putin ready to work with Trump.
Boeing strike ends.

Damn. President Trump is wasting no time.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 06, 2024 01:04 PM (W/lyH)

794 Michigan called for Trump. Rogers not looking good v Slotkin

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 06, 2024 01:00 PM (aRslG)

So that's 312 with NV and AZ.

Dave straight drilled it. I mean, dead nuts accurate.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 06, 2024 01:04 PM (FAbrK)

795 He's 11' 4"
Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 01:01 PM (z/jjr)



made of radiation..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 06, 2024 01:04 PM (aD39U)

796 BREAKING: Vladimir Putin says he plans to work with Trump to end the war in Ukraine.
12:29 PM · Nov 6, 2024
·
Here we go...

--

Give Trump the Nobel Peace Prize now.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously



That's true, I hear they give them out for potential now.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 06, 2024 01:04 PM (lTGtQ)

797 742 Kari Lake as press sec? She needs something to do. Megyn and Tucker are needed where they are at.
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She will be busy. Very possible she will be tied up working as a senator.

Posted by: Wardo at November 06, 2024 01:04 PM (G3151)

798 zombie is here?

Whoot! Missed you!

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 06, 2024 01:04 PM (81wK+)

799 Yeah that was the only reason I almost voted in Oregon this time. But then I realized: Trump is not going to win or lose by 1 popular vote.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 12:37 PM (Hh1ER)

Woot! Another lost lamb heard from!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2024 01:04 PM (n4JOE)

800 >>> 744 And interesting question is how much risk are the corrupt election officials in WI, MI, PA, and AZ willing to take, given that Trump has guaranteed there will be investigations into election fraud.

They are used to getting away with it, and might be running on auto pilot.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 01:00 PM (5p7BC)

He better follow up on this.

These fuckers need to be held responsible, and that includes every single one of the poll workers who chased out observers and put up cardboard.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 01:04 PM (zlGo9)

801 FOXnews still hasn't called Alaska, Arizona and Nevada

They have Trump with 292 Electoral votes vs 226

Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at November 06, 2024 01:04 PM (RHGPo)

802 758 >>Baron Trump is REALLY tall.


He's 11' 4"
Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 01:01 PM (z/jjr)

His old man isn't small, and standing the kid towers over him. He looks like he could terrorize a village any minute.

Posted by: Hammer Films Coulda Used Him at November 06, 2024 01:04 PM (pjs7m)

803 I noticed that nobody considered the idea that Kamala should have run as an Asian-American

Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at November 06, 2024 12:43 PM (RHGPo)

It was highlighted a bit when she ran for state offices in CA. The east coast old money who contribute a large portion of the Dem warchest would be very opposed to that though. They're terrified of the idea of Asian students crowding out their trust fund nepo babies in the Ivy Leagues and prestigous law firms. They have to keep up the pretense that they're just rejecting the asians on the basis of "personality" and "character".

Posted by: Sjg at November 06, 2024 01:04 PM (aqZN1)

804 They tried to pawn off an Indian Woman, as Black... and Black MEN did not take kindly to that.

And they had Authentic Black Manly Man Barack Obama scold them about it.

Posted by: t-bird at November 06, 2024 01:04 PM (RFx0q)

805 Zombie! You have been missed.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 06, 2024 01:04 PM (QMjXh)

806 Of all the things Trump floated/promised, funding the government solely through tariffs better be at the top of his to-do list.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 01:04 PM (KbCG3)

807 Trump campaign Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt will most likely be his press secretary.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 01:04 PM (V13WU)

808 Do you think she'll cry?
Posted by: Jordan61

Will she mention Hillary?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 06, 2024 01:04 PM (C7Bea)

809 Bunch of ticket splitters here if Trump won but Rogers lost. Learn to count quicker mfrs!

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 06, 2024 01:04 PM (/6GbT)

810 I haven’t seen Joe Scarborough that mad since the night I fell and hit my head on his desk 25 times.

Posted by: Lori Klausutis at November 06, 2024 01:04 PM (oJbIm)

811 If the CIA tried to prevent Trump from taking office, would it be a war crime to carpet bomb Langley?

Posted by: mr tmz at November 06, 2024 01:05 PM (rJ48h)

812 Or the lunatics running this shit show could grab a clue, read the political tea leaves and just squash the case.

The entire purpose of the trials was to stop him from running and/or winning election, so its pointless to continue.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 01:05 PM (Hh1ER)

813 Four years to the day.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 01:02 PM (pMi6S

Thank you for coming back. Your absence was noticed.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 06, 2024 01:05 PM (FAbrK)

814 We are fighting for our lives and our laws;
the Lord will crush our enemies before our eyes.

Posted by: ChiCathy at November 06, 2024 01:00 PM (u8Ezy)


appropriate!

and AMEN

Posted by: kallisto at November 06, 2024 01:05 PM (dCxaZ)

815 I look forward to the blood letting of US Attorneys, FIBBERs and all of the Dept of Just Us. Maybe the Civil Rights Division will be introduced to Civil Rights for the Rest Of US?

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 06, 2024 01:05 PM (AdHga)

816 This is beyond Beyonce.
Posted by: Biden's Dog
=-=====
Hopefully all is quiet on your homefront right now. Prayers that Israel gets the peace and security it deserves now. And Ham Ass Hez blown up, and the mad mullahs of Iran get their just desserts too.

Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 01:05 PM (ctrM5)

817 Posted earlier in the Art thread, but it bears repeating, so here it is again.

It's an old Trump meme, but it checks out:

https://tinyurl.com/4vcz44wj

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 06, 2024 01:05 PM (O7YUW)

818 welcome back, zombie!

Love seeing all the returning nics. Y'all don't disappear again, 'k?

Posted by: screaming in digital at November 06, 2024 01:05 PM (JIkaw)

819 Interestingly enough, the astrology guy, and John Hogue, the Nostradamus dude both nailed the Trump election and scope of victory on Coast to Coast.

Perhaps, history is indeed written in the stars...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 06, 2024 01:05 PM (TGPs7)

820 made of radiation..
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 06, 2024 01:04 PM (aD39U)

Opponents beware
Opponents beware
He's coming,
He's coming,
He's coming...

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2024 01:05 PM (B9Prs)

821 Most amazed at how much Elon Musk put on the line.

If Trump loses, he's fucked.

That's a man who cares.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 06, 2024 12:53 PM (aPY1X)

He was willing to sacrifice everything (yeah, everything) for freedom. Americans need to learn that value.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 06, 2024 01:05 PM (g8Ew8)

822 I think the polls could be called "right" overall. There were some that predicted a 5 point loss (Sabato) but most, however, said Trump was either tied or up a point or two, and that's about where it shook out. Right now he's up 5 points in the popular vote, but I expect that to tighten to 3 points or so.

Rass was right, Atlas Intel was right, Emerson was right.


The whole "polls are never wrong three times in a row" wasn't really too off. The pollsters mostly managed to factor in Trump's shy vote.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 06, 2024 01:05 PM (pZ0Mr)

823 800 He better follow up on this.

These fuckers need to be held responsible, and that includes every single one of the poll workers who chased out observers and put up cardboard.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 01:04 PM (zlGo9)

========

He did say that he would a month ago. We'll see.

But, if he can dismantle the cheat in Wayne County, MI becomes beet red. If he can do it in Philly County and Alleghany, PA becomes beet red. If he can do it in Madison, WI becomes beet red.

Then 2028 doesn't even need to be run.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 01:06 PM (GBKbO)

824 Phil Swift for press secretary?

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2024 01:06 PM (v0R5T)

825 Straight up, now tell me, is it gonna be you and me together --
Or are you just having fun?

(Oh, wait, that's not Taylor Swift. Never mind.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 06, 2024 01:06 PM (J2vNu)

826 17 Political Experts Share Election Day Result Predictions - MSNBC (Spoiler alert: MSNBC 0 for 17)

Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at November 06, 2024 01:06 PM (RHGPo)

827 819 Interestingly enough, the astrology guy, and John Hogue, the Nostradamus dude both nailed the Trump election and scope of victory on Coast to Coast.

Perhaps, history is indeed written in the stars...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 06, 2024 01:05 PM (TGPs7)

Those reddit witches were trying to warn us

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2024 01:06 PM (B9Prs)

828 Musk said if you play, you play to win.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 01:06 PM (V13WU)

829 Why is the counting in AZ so damn slow? Oh, that's right, the dems are running that shitshow.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 06, 2024 01:06 PM (ynpvh)

830 >>>Vice President Kamala Harris will implore her supporters across the nation to accept the results of the presidential election during an afternoon concession speech at Howard University, aides say, in an address that is intended to strike similar themes to the closing days of her campaign. She’ll also urge the country to work together to find areas of “common ground.”


She'll be screaming for total resistance against Orange Hitler before Christmas. Maybe before Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Gref at November 06, 2024 01:06 PM (aBgBM)

831 Joe cont'd (paraphrased): "There's misogyny, but it's not just white people. Hispanics and black men are also misogynists. And there's racism in Hispanics."
_____

How to Make Friends and Influence People
2024 Democrat Edition

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 06, 2024 01:07 PM (qWxTq)

832 Let the National Day of Cruelty commence!

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 06, 2024 12:14 PM (Vyll1)

You wanted struggle sessions, well bitch we're gonna have some!

Posted by: Rbastid at November 06, 2024 01:07 PM (UHTyd)

833 Wonder what Robert DeNiro is up to today.

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2024 01:07 PM (v0R5T)

834 Why are the final senate races taking so long to call? Hope there are poll watchers yet, defending against a steal.

Posted by: KSB at November 06, 2024 01:07 PM (h51qp)

835 They are all just stupid.

Posted by: Miss issippi at November 06, 2024 01:07 PM (cFIMi)

836 >>> 829 Why is the counting in AZ so damn slow? Oh, that's right, the dems are running that shitshow.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 06, 2024 01:06 PM (ynpvh)

We're helping!

Posted by: AZ GOPe at November 06, 2024 01:07 PM (zlGo9)

837 Just going to pat myself on the back one more time, and then drive into the office.

I came back from Texas and told y'all it would be Trump +1 or 2 and 312 EVs.

Also some other items like WV, OH, and MT senate were locks, but the others would be nail biters.

Finally, House would be a small expansion for the GOP.

I'm feeling pretty good right now on all of those.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 01:07 PM (5p7BC)

838 Trump campaign Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt will most likely be his press secretary.

That clip of her on, I think, CNN cheerfully demolishing the journalists is legendary.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 06, 2024 01:07 PM (2ocoG)

839 The electoral map looks a lot like 2016.

Posted by: davidt at November 06, 2024 01:07 PM (i0F8b)

840 zombie is here?

Whoot! Missed you!
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 06, 2024 01:04 PM

Nurse! Hydrating yourself on leftist tears this morning?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 06, 2024 01:07 PM (Wnv9h)

841 Why is the counting in AZ so damn slow? Oh, that's right, the dems are running that shitshow.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 06, 2024 01:06 PM (ynpvh)
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Don't discount the McCain machine. They're in it for the grift too.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 01:07 PM (tT6L1)

842 I look forward to the blood letting of US Attorneys, FIBBERs and all of the Dept of Just Us. Maybe the Civil Rights Division will be introduced to Civil Rights for the Rest Of US?
Posted by: Pudinhead
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Those can be, should be fired. Civil service personnel should be reassigned internally.

So massive reassignment of DoJ personnel internally. Those in the CRD get moved to other departments like taking on cartels on the border. Those in the Community Relations are reassigned to statistical report compilation. And so on.

Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 01:07 PM (ctrM5)

843 You know whose polling didn't suck?

Rasmussen's.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 06, 2024 01:07 PM (paSBy)

844 Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 01:07 PM (5p7BC)

yep, all of that !

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 01:08 PM (V13WU)

845 Also, Ace:

Here's the on-site link to the flaming pudding skull. You were having trouble finding it the other day:

https://ace.mu.nu/archives/puddingskull.gif

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 06, 2024 01:08 PM (O7YUW)

846 Holy Cow Trump won Michigan, officially called!
Posted by: Jay in PA

Good. Next, jail everyone who engaged in fraud (see TGP). I don't care if they failed. Jail them.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 06, 2024 01:08 PM (8XYYe)

847 I feel like I've emerged from a long dark tunnel. I feel like Robert Duvall in the final scene of THX-1138, climbing up the ladder from the underground city to discover that there is a surface world, with a blazing sun and a future.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (pMi6S)

Woo-Hoo! zombie! The best thing about this election is the return of lost lambs to the fold!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 06, 2024 01:08 PM (n4JOE)

848 828 Musk said if you play, you play to win.
Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 01:06 PM (V13WU)

Someone needed to let our military know about this strategy.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 06, 2024 01:08 PM (QMjXh)

849 Why is the counting in AZ so damn slow? Oh, that's right, the dems are running that shitshow.

I'm hoping the RNC is watching Maricopa like a hawk so they can demolish all of their shenanigans.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 06, 2024 01:08 PM (2ocoG)

850 @833

>>Wonder what Robert DeNiro is up to today.

He's still a 5 foot nothing bag of sh*t.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 06, 2024 01:08 PM (XV/Pl)

851 By the time Trump is sworn in Ukraine may have collapsed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 06, 2024 01:08 PM (aRslG)

852 Its worth hoping for that Kamala is now thrown on the dustbin of history having proven that she's utterly unlikable, stupid, and crazy. But they didn't do it with Hillary so who knows.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 01:08 PM (Hh1ER)

853
I'm feeling pretty good right now on all of those.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 01:07 PM (5p7BC)

You should!

Posted by: Piper at November 06, 2024 01:08 PM (p4NUW)

854 He did say that he would a month ago. We'll see.

But, if he can dismantle the cheat in Wayne County, MI becomes beet red. If he can do it in Philly County and Alleghany, PA becomes beet red. If he can do it in Madison, WI becomes beet red.

Then 2028 doesn't even need to be run.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 01:06 PM (GBKbO)

Is it somewhat safe to say that Ohio is now locked in as red?

I mean, the rep map can only grow from here from what I can see. This is the floor.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 01:08 PM (KbCG3)

855 797 742 Kari Lake as press sec? She needs something to do. Megyn and Tucker are needed where they are at.
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She will be busy. Very possible she will be tied up working as a senator.
Posted by: Wardo at November 06, 2024 01:04 PM (G3151)

If she loses? Head of Border Patrol?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 01:08 PM (QAkQ3)

856 778 Just looking at NH. The state is mostly read, and the vote difference is a little over 20,000. The three counties that sank Trump were Nashua (expected since Massholes move there incessantly to escape Mass.), Portsmouth (your typical artsy hippy groups with the facial piercings and fluorescent hair) and Concord (which is where all the local politicians live...so democrats and never Trumpers loyal to the Sununu types).

The point being, a candidate like JD Vance or DeSantis who don't have the Trump stigma could easily win the state next time around.
Posted by: Orson at November 06, 2024 01:03 PM (dIske)

I think you are overly optimistic. The influx of Massholes goes much further than Nashua. Portsmouth all the way up to the mountains. Where there are lots of 2nd homes, Massholes there be. COVID drew a lot of them here. NH is lost for a strong conservative/constitutionalist candidate. This is how/why Sununu and Ayotte won.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2024 01:08 PM (N39Ws)

857 And for nostalgia's sake, here's a really old (and different) flaming skull in a pudding cup from Nov 2, 2010:

https://ace.mu.nu/archives/novemberPudding.gif

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 06, 2024 01:08 PM (O7YUW)

858 Those reddit witches were trying to warn us
Posted by: joe, living dangerously


The power of one, the power of maaaaanyyyy~

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 06, 2024 01:08 PM (IG4Id)

859 833 Wonder what Robert DeNiro is up to today.

Posted by: wth at November 06, 2024 01:07 PM (v0R5T)

About 12" too short

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 06, 2024 01:08 PM (ynpvh)

860 He was willing to sacrifice everything (yeah, everything) for freedom. Americans need to learn that value.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 06, 2024 01:05 PM (g8Ew

I think there are a lot of people that have escaped commie regimes and other wonderful places and saw what they were doing here and saying wtf are you doing?

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 06, 2024 01:09 PM (/6GbT)

861 Islam gets a lot right about women. Honor rape, a second look?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 06, 2024 01:09 PM (CaELB)

862 42
I say we should rub fluoroantimonic acid into their wounds. Make them cry and scream and suffer unholy anguish. I want them to choke to death on big fat oozing monkeypox ladydicks. Maybe we'll be really lucky and some of them will kill themselves.

I hope they die. Painfully. Slowly. I'll laugh at their funerals and open the caskets to piss on their corpses. Fuck them. Every last one.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 06, 2024 12:16 PM (iFTx/)
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O my!
I was looking for the just right words and phrases and you've done the work for me. Thank you.

Posted by: Ciampino - Policy? She had no damned policies at November 06, 2024 01:09 PM (i0xsb)

863 So that's 312 with NV and AZ.

Dave straight drilled it. I mean, dead nuts accurate.
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I seem to recall Dave was assuming 2020 levels of cheat.

I wonder what the numbers look like without it.

Posted by: Methos at November 06, 2024 01:09 PM (Dnobf)

864 Insurrection is en vogue again!

Posted by: Piper at November 06, 2024 01:03 PM (p4NUW)
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It's IMPOSSIBLE to steal an election...up until somebody you don't like wins--then, well DUH!

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2024 01:09 PM (krQz2)

865 Every time a lib cries, an angel gets its wings.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 06, 2024 01:09 PM (QMjXh)

866 Point of clarification:

Will we be responsible for un-dying our Handmaiden's hair once they are appointed to us, or will Trump remove the blue color before assigning them out? Also, do they come with the red cloaks or do we buy those ourselves?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 06, 2024 01:09 PM (B9Prs)

867 854 Is it somewhat safe to say that Ohio is now locked in as red?

I mean, the rep map can only grow from here from what I can see. This is the floor.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 01:08 PM (KbCG3)

=========

Sure seems like it. OH's days as a swing state are long over.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 01:09 PM (GBKbO)

868 705 Hate to be a party-pooper, but today is also likely the kickoff of a CIA Color Revolution Op to deny Trump from taking office, or if he is successful in doing so, from serving his full term. May God protect him, and us.
Posted by: UnderCoverinLA at November 06, 2024 12:51 PM (MKePZ)

I'm at least expecting an attempt to do this. Dems can't help themselves.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 06, 2024 12:58 PM (g8Ew

They've lost their touch. The Administration tried at least 3 color revolutions against Bibi in the last year, and he easily beat them all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2024 01:09 PM (wyMQY)

869 Baron Trump is REALLY tall.

He's 11' 4"
Posted by: garrett

You Rang?

Posted by: Baron Trump at November 06, 2024 01:09 PM (w9Wax)

870 843 You know whose polling didn't suck?

Rasmussen's.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

How do they expect to move up to #1?

Posted by: Kamala Harris at November 06, 2024 01:09 PM (C7Bea)

871 788 Insurrection is en vogue again!
Posted by: Piper at November 06, 2024 01:03 PM (p4NUW)


Insuresurrection!

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 06, 2024 01:09 PM (DTX3h)

872 I'm feeling pretty good right now on all of those.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
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It's just a coffee mug at the moment, but I'm raising a glass to you.

I didn't want to hope, but no one is happier than I am to be wrong.

Posted by: screaming in digital at November 06, 2024 01:09 PM (JIkaw)

873 Wonder what Robert DeNiro is up to today.

Looking up countries with no extradition treaties

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 01:09 PM (Hh1ER)

874 2) The "lame duck" presidency of a second term will be the most hammered, most repeated line of all time in the press.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 12:56 PM (Hh1ER)

Lame duck? Where?

Posted by: Haitians in OH at November 06, 2024 01:09 PM (XfoBK)

875 830 >>>Vice President Kamala Harris will implore her supporters across the nation to accept the results of the presidential election during an afternoon concession speech at Howard University, aides say, in an address that is intended to strike similar themes to the closing days of her campaign. She’ll also urge the country to work together to find areas of “common ground.”
Posted by: Gref at November 06, 2024 01:06 PM (aBgBM)

with Hitler?!

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 06, 2024 01:09 PM (pZ0Mr)

876 Wonder what Robert DeNiro is up to today.


==


hopefully stuffing himself into a piece of luggage and sending himself to Canada

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 01:10 PM (V13WU)

877 I recently went there to show someone how, looking at your photos of some of the Bush-era anti-war protests in SF/Berkeley, you can clearly see that the Anti-Israel/Jew stuff goes back decades.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti


Definitely. The virulent anti-Israel/anti-Jew thing was in plain view on certain sectors of the left for decades and decades -- it merely metastacized to the rest of the left after 10/7.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 01:10 PM (pMi6S)

878 841 Why is the counting in AZ so damn slow? Oh, that's right, the dems are running that shitshow.
Posted by: jim

Charlie Kirk addressed that last night on his show at 4 am from personal knowledge. Fake GOP and lame duck Recorder (Election Supervisor) Richer frontloaded reporting all Dem precincts in order to give them maximum time for narrative building and ballot curing of absentee ballots (deadline is Sunday) and delaying reporting GOP precincts to minimize any time for ballot curing.

Guy needs to go to prison for vote suppression literally.

Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 01:10 PM (ctrM5)

879 Can someone give Keith Overbite my number. I'd like to perform a free orthodontist session on him.
-Zombie Sir Laurance Olivier

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 06, 2024 01:10 PM (C1Mnz)

880 Also: The sheer number of comments in the threads today. This is awesome!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 06, 2024 01:10 PM (O7YUW)

881 Sure seems like it. OH's days as a swing state are long over.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 01:09 PM (GBKbO)

But it was so close at 8 pm!

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 06, 2024 01:10 PM (CIS44)

882 >>>Vice President Kamala Harris will implore her supporters across the nation to accept the results of the presidential election during an afternoon concession speech at Howard University, aides say, in an address that is intended to strike similar themes to the closing days of her campaign. She’ll also urge the country to work together to find areas of “common ground.”

Sure, Jan.

How's that going to go exactly?

"I urge you all to work with Hitler and his vast, ferocious Nazi war machine ...."

Posted by: The Ocean Craves Batteries at November 06, 2024 01:10 PM (pjs7m)

883 By Grabthar's Hammer, P'nut and Fred are avenged!

Posted by: Eeyore

Not yet, they aren't. There is a cvnt in Austin, TX that needs to be canceled and blacklisted, as well as the NYS cvnts that did the deed.

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 06, 2024 01:10 PM (MsrgL)

884 861 Islam gets a lot right about women. Honor rape, a second look?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 06, 2024 01:09 PM (CaELB)

Shut that shit up right now.

Posted by: Moki at November 06, 2024 01:10 PM (wLjpr)

885 @775

>> Holy Cow Trump won Michigan, officially called!

I think some numbers commuter said last night, that the rust belt is a block, if you get one, you're probably going to get all three.

The bigger issue is it looks like the Donks are going to steal back some Senate Seats.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 06, 2024 01:10 PM (XV/Pl)

886 AP: Trump completes ‘Blue Wall’ sweep, just as he did in 2016

Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at November 06, 2024 01:10 PM (RHGPo)

887 881 Sure seems like it. OH's days as a swing state are long over.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 01:09 PM (GBKbO)

But it was so close at 8 pm!
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 06, 2024 01:10 PM (CIS44)

=========

It was like opening day of baseball season.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 01:10 PM (GBKbO)

888 >>Wonder what Robert DeNiro is up to today.


He's going to need a strong cup of coffee and several Black Supermodels to shit on his chest before he is ready to get out of bed.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 01:10 PM (z/jjr)

889 872 I'm feeling pretty good right now on all of those.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
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Hope all is well on the job front but you have a knack for political analysis. Rare.

Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 01:11 PM (ctrM5)

890 Holy Cow Trump won Michigan, officially called!

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 06, 2024 01:03 PM (i7Q7S)

Yep. Reuters just moved it to Trump.

I feel comfortable that we are now beyond the steal.

I'm now looking forward to all the EC and other "we'll get him this time" shenanigans.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 01:11 PM (i24o9)

891 Odds that Kamala Harris will not be doing one of her exaggerated, phony cackles at her 4pm concession speech?

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 06, 2024 01:11 PM (qBdHI)

892 It's interesting to think what got this whole ball rolling.

Sure, the 2020 steal was a lot for some people, but maybe, just maybe, what really started tipping the scales was...

Twitter censoring the freaking Babylon Bee.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 01:11 PM (KbCG3)

893 It's astounding how most leftists think the American President is actually an Emperor with absolute power of command at his whim. I guess that's why they're so scared of Trump taking the office.
Posted by: Tom Servo


They think it because that's the way Obama and Biden acted.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 06, 2024 01:11 PM (Y/R8U)

894 What do you know. It looks like JackStraw was right all along.

Posted by: bluebell at November 06, 2024 01:11 PM (kZASW)

895 846 Holy Cow Trump won Michigan, officially called!
Posted by: Jay in PA
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Where did you see this?

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 06, 2024 01:11 PM (AdHga)

896 888.

I spit my cigar out on this.

Posted by: Sifty at November 06, 2024 01:11 PM (O7NqQ)

897 Let the seething commence.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at November 06, 2024 01:11 PM (ytSiK)

898 AP: Election live updates: Harris to deliver concession speech today after Trump victory

Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at November 06, 2024 01:11 PM (RHGPo)

899 Here are my two predictions:

1) they will furiously count and add votes trying to get the popular vote count to Kamala, somehow
2) The "lame duck" presidency of a second term will be the most hammered, most repeated line of all time in the press.


They shouldn't think of it as Trump's "lame duck" presidency. They should think of it as JD's apprenticeship.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 06, 2024 01:12 PM (lUFok)

900 What are odds that Kamala is going to accuse Trump of stealing the election at her 6pm non-concession speech?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 06, 2024 01:12 PM (qWxTq)

901 zombie ! my favorite west coat gal!

Posted by: guzano at November 06, 2024 01:12 PM (v1eJ7)

902 Front page headline at the DM:

Fury at sore loser Kamala Harris who still hasn't admitted she's lost: Defeated Democrat delays her concession speech until TONIGHT after Trump's landslide win - and is now less popular than Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 06, 2024 01:12 PM (qBdHI)

903 Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2024 01:08 PM (N39Ws)

_____________________

Yeah, they do, but the populations of places like Franconia are so low they don't really move the needle. Those three counties I mentioned (Nashua, Portsmouth, and Concord) accounted for nearly the total difference, and thats with a lot of the outer counties not even included in the total. Even Manchester was only a 1000 vote difference.

Posted by: Orson at November 06, 2024 01:12 PM (dIske)

904 @865/CaliGirl: "Every time a lib cries, an angel gets its wings."

Some demon looking up says to himself and those nearby, "That's a whole lot of angels," and then he Biden's his pants.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 06, 2024 01:12 PM (O7YUW)

905 851 By the time Trump is sworn in Ukraine may have collapsed
Posted by: Smell the Glove

We've got nothing to lose now...let's escalate this thing!!!

Posted by: Biden and NATO Warhawks at November 06, 2024 01:12 PM (C7Bea)

906 Giant font headline at cnn.com:
TRUMP RETAKES POWER

Center story:
His projected victory hands Trump massive, disruptive power at home and will send shockwaves around the world

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 06, 2024 01:12 PM (lg881)

907 Hate to be a party-pooper, but today is also likely the kickoff of a CIA Color Revolution Op to deny Trump from taking office, or if he is successful in doing so, from serving his full term

Oh, no doubt but I think they have shot their wad, this side of an exploding cigar. Our best advantage is that the intelligence communities seem really incompetent.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 01:12 PM (Hh1ER)

908 JD Vance or DeSantis who don't have the Trump stigma

*******************

No national GOP has won NH in 24 years

Bush couldnt even do it when he was still enjoying the 9/11 buzz

This is nonsense

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 01:12 PM (M7vhK)

909 Somebody forgot to order the phony ballots

Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at November 06, 2024 01:12 PM (RHGPo)

910 I intend to mystify my Progressive neighbors, who have no idea at all of my philosophical/political leaings. I imagine the conversaions to go something like this:

Neighbor [with supressed bitterness]: "What do you think of the election?

Me: "Oh...who won?"

Neighbor: "What! Trump won.

Me: "Oh. But wasn't that a forgone conclusion?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 01:12 PM (XeU6L)

911 Anybody notice the body language between Don Jr. and Kimberly when they came out before Trumps speech last night.

Whew boy.

Posted by: Redenzo at November 06, 2024 01:13 PM (V/pbu)

912 >>I spit my cigar out on this.


I'm in a good mood, today.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 01:13 PM (z/jjr)

913 THe only part missing today is hearing the sweet dulcet tones of ElRushbo as he "analyzed" and celebrated this win....

Posted by: Grateful, the range bag lady at November 06, 2024 01:13 PM (IQ6Gq)

914 GenZ men went to Trump. The generational shift is real. And it’s fucking spectacular!!

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 01:13 PM (O5T3z)

915 "Wonder what Robert DeNiro is up to today."

Counting the lifts, about 5' 6"

Posted by: NYDems at November 06, 2024 01:13 PM (aICNM)

916 Holy Cow Trump won Michigan, officially called!

--

That's big news! Of all the swings, I thought MI was the weakest. More incoming gloat!

Where are you, Sid? Where are you, Paul? Come out and play with us!

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 06, 2024 01:13 PM (qBdHI)

917 What's left? Nevada and Arizona?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2024 01:13 PM (7oYYI)

918 Looks like Kammie's address is moved-up to 4 PM ET.

Posted by: Gref at November 06, 2024 01:13 PM (aBgBM)

919 Apparently, the entire Trump staff is busy planning the round-up of "The View" hosts with plans to put them in a "fat farm"

Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at November 06, 2024 01:14 PM (RHGPo)

920 -----------------
Where did you see this?
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 06, 2024 01:11 PM (AdHga)

I think he means "officially" as in Fox News Channel just called it. Still, Trump's margin of victory now looks bigger than the amount of votes still to be counted.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2024 01:14 PM (wyMQY)

921 I haven't felt celebratory elation so much as relief, the sense of waking up from a nightmare. The images and memories of the nightmare linger but the deep relief slowly washes over them.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 06, 2024 01:14 PM (h/ffs)

922 They shouldn't think of it as Trump's "lame duck" presidency. They should think of it as JD's apprenticeship.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 06, 2024 01:12 PM (lUFok)
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Exactly. JD has to the the hammer, as the reason you don't just write it off as a "lame duck" term.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2024 01:14 PM (krQz2)

923 Trump should go on The View.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 01:14 PM (GBKbO)

924 900 What are odds that Kamala is going to accuse Trump of stealing the election at her 6pm non-concession speech?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 06, 2024 01:12 PM (qWxTq)

I think she goes with Russia, and Sexist and Racist...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 01:14 PM (QAkQ3)

925 Trump should go on The View.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 01:14 PM (GBKbO)

Again?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 06, 2024 01:14 PM (FAbrK)

926 920 -----------------
Where did you see this?
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 06, 2024 01:11 PM (AdHga)

I think he means "officially" as in Fox News Channel just called it. Still, Trump's margin of victory now looks bigger than the amount of votes still to be counted.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2024 01:14 PM (wyMQY)

=======

AP's done it, too. It's deep red on the Google map now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 01:14 PM (GBKbO)

927 Wonder what Robert DeNiro is up to today.

Looking up countries with no extradition treaties

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 01:09 PM (Hh1ER)

France is a no go, because they already have his number.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 01:14 PM (i24o9)

928
Where are you, Sid? Where are you, Paul? Come out and play with us!
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 06, 2024 01:13 PM (qBdHI)

I don't think those checks are clearing anymore.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 06, 2024 01:14 PM (CIS44)

929 917 What's left? Nevada and Arizona?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 06, 2024 01:13 PM (7oYYI)

And Alaska, but they're just counting real slow, Trump should win that one easily.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 06, 2024 01:14 PM (wyMQY)

930 I do pray for Trump every day though. There's been 2½ assassination attempts on him so far that we know of. They aren't going to stop.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 01:15 PM (Hh1ER)

931 Anybody notice the body language between Don Jr. and Kimberly when they came out before Trumps speech last night.

Whew boy.
Posted by: Redenzo
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They've been a couple for years.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 06, 2024 01:15 PM (5p7BC)

932 That meanie Trump. Just fired a 60 yr old Jamaican woman.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 06, 2024 01:15 PM (Y/R8U)

933 John Ekdahl@JohnEkdahl
Just so I understand the terms of the trade…

We get: the Presidency and the Senate
They get: Stuart Stevens, Mike Murphy, Tim Miller, Bill Kristol, Rick Wilson, JV Last, Sarah Longwell, and David French?

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Also they get Lizard Cheney.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 06, 2024 01:15 PM (L/fGl)

934 >>I haven't felt celebratory elation so much as relief, the sense of waking up from a nightmare. The images and memories of the nightmare linger but the deep relief slowly washes over them.


"It's Morning in America..."

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 01:15 PM (z/jjr)

935 The bigger issue is it looks like the Donks are going to steal back some Senate Seats.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Lawfare will commence but remember something--the majority (which is GOP) has the power to resolve all election contests of its members and can do so via subpoenas of all relevant documents, testimony under oath, etc.

Almost never been used in the Senate in recent times but Dems used it in the 80's and nearly did so recently in the House to try to pad their margins and steal a seat.

Contested election in the Senate means that it doesn't matter what the state certification was. Senate has plenary (all) power in that area and it is not reviewable by the courts under the political question doctrine.

If you wanted to disclose the seamy reality of inner city cheat machines, that would be the way to do it even if you don't seat the GOP challenger in the end.

Media and Schumer would have a literal cow.

Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 01:15 PM (ctrM5)

936 11:53 AM EST
CISA director: ‘No evidence of any malicious activity’ affecting the security, integrity of the election

.. except those bomb scares

Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at November 06, 2024 01:15 PM (RHGPo)

937 Michigan???

Well, stuff me running.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 06, 2024 01:15 PM (IG4Id)

938 896 comments/60 minutes = 14.93 comments per minute - a blistering pace!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 06, 2024 01:15 PM (QGaXH)

939 Trump should go on The View.

Carrying a flamethrower.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 06, 2024 01:15 PM (lUFok)

940 San Franpsycho has been making references to his connection to her, having worked in the same office. Never saying much specific other than generalized, "She's awful" kind of comments.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Most definitely. I know three people who worked closely with her, and all are lefties, and all hate her with a burning passion. The stories they have told are jaw-dropping. Sadly, I can't repeat them. But it is well-known amongst anyone who has worked under or alongside Kamala Harris over the years that she is the most entitled, narcissistic, imperious vengeful bitch-on-wheels of the modern era. NOBPDY actually likes her. The merely endure her.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 01:15 PM (pMi6S)

941 I love how the media keeps digging its hole deeper and deeper. More, please!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 06, 2024 01:16 PM (D6+4s)

942 >>>I spit my cigar out on this.

Monica?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 01:16 PM (i24o9)

943 940
Most definitely. I know three people who worked closely with her, and all are lefties, and all hate her with a burning passion. The stories they have told are jaw-dropping. Sadly, I can't repeat them. But it is well-known amongst anyone who has worked under or alongside Kamala Harris over the years that she is the most entitled, narcissistic, imperious vengeful bitch-on-wheels of the modern era. NOBPDY actually likes her. The merely endure her.
Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 01:15 PM (pMi6S)

=======

Surely, she'll just recede into the background of politics now that she's lost, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

944 Somebody forgot to order the phony ballots

Posted by: SMOD


PA tried to stop the count in order to bring in more, and Trump's lawyers got it shut down. They had to keep counting, with witnesses.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 06, 2024 01:16 PM (lTGtQ)

945 "That meanie Trump. Just fired a 60 yr old Jamaican woman.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices "


And I'm just sick about it.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 01:16 PM (fV+MH)

946 fox biz news says michigan just called for trump
Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 06, 2024 01:00 PM (CWTWj)

Fuck Yeah

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 06, 2024 01:16 PM (NtVYv)

947 Will we be responsible for un-dying our Handmaiden's hair once they are appointed to us, or will Trump remove the blue color before assigning them out? Also, do they come with the red cloaks or do we buy those ourselves?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously

Will there be an initial quality screening of Handmaidens, or are we expected to return unacceptable ones ourselves? I don't want to get a Trigglypuff or Lena Dunham!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 06, 2024 01:17 PM (C7Bea)

948 Michigan???

Well, stuff me running.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 06, 2024 01:15 PM (IG4Id)
---
Well, Benson's motivation to phony up the vote has lessened since Trump doesn't need this state.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2024 01:17 PM (krQz2)

949 First I'd have to clean the rust off my camera -- if I can find it somewhere.
Posted by: zombie

S.F. is verry, verrry, quiet today. The only noise is my cat whining to let me in my home office so she can distract me from work.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 06, 2024 01:17 PM (KAi1n)

950 Heh! Bicycle Boy over at little green cockroach balls hasn't posted anything since last night. Hope he self impaled on the seatpost of his bike.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 06, 2024 01:17 PM (pohLc)

951 Trump wins Michigan! Thank you, Rust Belt!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at November 06, 2024 01:17 PM (kpS4V)

952 >>The stories they have told are jaw-dropping. Sadly, I can't repeat them. But it is well-known amongst anyone who has worked under or alongside Kamala Harris over the years that she is the most entitled, narcissistic, imperious vengeful bitch-on-wheels of the modern era. NOBPDY actually likes her. The merely endure her.


Well. Not for much longer.

Posted by: Doug Emhoff at November 06, 2024 01:17 PM (z/jjr)

953 Surely, she'll just recede into the background of politics now that she's lost, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

Thought that would happen to Hilary, and yet she keeps in the public view.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 06, 2024 01:17 PM (9mfKN)

954 930 I do pray for Trump every day though. There's been 2½ assassination attempts on him so far that we know of. They aren't going to stop.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 01:15 PM (Hh1ER)

I said it last night, put that man in a bunker until Jan 20, 2025.

Good to have you back, sir.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 01:17 PM (KbCG3)

955 "It's Morning in America..."

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 01:15 PM (z/jjr)

Mourning in America for some.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 06, 2024 01:17 PM (i24o9)

956 Trump's pronouns are your fucking President.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 06, 2024 01:17 PM (QMjXh)

957 I still can’t believe Trump came within 4 of New Jersey. New fucking Jersey!!

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 01:17 PM (O5T3z)

958 Could not carry Rogers over the line. Crap

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 06, 2024 01:18 PM (/6GbT)

959 "That meanie Trump. Just fired a 60 yr old Jamaican woman.
Posted by: rickb223

No he didn't. America did lol.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 06, 2024 01:18 PM (C7Bea)

960 Trump has Nevada, the deficit is too large for coconut to overcome

Arizona will be an asterisk though because Maricopa will continue counting until Jesus comes back

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 01:18 PM (M7vhK)

961 601 So is it true that that in 2008, 2012 and 2016 the Dem got approximately 65 million votes? And last night too? But that in 2020 it shot up to 85 million votes? If true, that does seem suspicious.
Posted by: CTHillary

Yep. Kamala got about what Chocolate Jesus got in 2012. I suspect probably through cheat by mail and other inner city cheating tricks, the Dem vote in both elections was around 60 million. Dems probably stole around 20 million votes in 2020 to offset Trumps incredible increase of 12-13 million from his 2016 race. In past history, no president receiving more votes in his second term has lost (except Trump got cheated).

Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 01:18 PM (ctrM5)

962 fox biz news says michigan just called for trump
Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 06, 2024 01:00 PM (CWTWj)

---
Somebody threw some water at the three witches.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2024 01:18 PM (krQz2)

963 "lame duck" is the stupidest concept in politics.

You got a whole four years. You have no future re-election to shilly shally and flim flam around. It is the last stop in your political career. No one goes to the house or senate after having been President. You are completely unfettered to wield executive authority however your little heart desires.

It should be called a Free Eagle term.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2024 01:18 PM (DDGz9)

964 BabylonBee: Democrats Warn That If Trump Is Elected It Will Be The End Of Bureaucracy As We Know It

.. I noted in one interview that Trump's authoritarianism was based on the fact that he interrupted the work of the bureaucracy

Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at November 06, 2024 01:18 PM (RHGPo)

965 So that's 312 with NV and AZ.

Dave straight drilled it. I mean, dead nuts accurate.
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I seem to recall Dave was assuming 2020 levels of cheat.

I wonder what the numbers look like without it.
Posted by: Methos at November 06, 2024


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Real Clear Politics shows that Trump has MI, so 295 electron volts. Have AZ or NV called it for him?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 06, 2024 01:18 PM (J2vNu)

966 But it is well-known amongst anyone who has worked under or alongside Kamala Harris over the years that she is the most entitled, narcissistic, imperious vengeful bitch-on-wheels of the modern era. NOBPDY actually likes her. The merely endure her.

The audio of her talking about how she used the office of Attorney General like a dictator, its jaw-dropping. She's cackling about incredibly awful abuses of power and shocking injustice. On an open mic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 01:18 PM (Hh1ER)

967 Sure, Jan.

How's that going to go exactly?

"I urge you all to work with Hitler and his vast, ferocious Nazi war machine ...."

Posted by: The Ocean Craves Batteries at November 06, 2024 01:10 PM

It's almost like these people don't read.

Posted by: Dr. Frankenstein at November 06, 2024 01:18 PM (Wnv9h)

968 Vance is a more impressive candidate on a lot of axes, but he lacked Trump's cast-iron balls. I think he's learning quickly though.
Posted by: Ian S
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I sure as hell hope so. JD seems to have the beans, let's hope that he's ready to make the most of it. I think he is, we'll see.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 01:18 PM (XeU6L)

969 @935

>>Media and Schumer would have a literal cow.

Yeah, lets hope they grow some stones and do something about this nonsense, because I'm sick and tired of sticky finger donk shit weasels.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 06, 2024 01:18 PM (XV/Pl)

970 Zombie's back??!?!?!??!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 06, 2024 01:19 PM (U1w17)

971 Don't kick a man when he's down? No, kick him more so he doesn't get up. This is a lesson our side needs to finally learn.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at November 06, 2024 01:19 PM (MZ+PY)

972 We need a very long gloating thread. I think we earned it.

Posted by: Ciampino - Gloat Gloat Wonderful Gloat at November 06, 2024 01:19 PM (i0xsb)

973 Is a Michigan win a sign of a big union win?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 01:19 PM (KbCG3)

974 949 First I'd have to clean the rust off my camera -- if I can find it somewhere.
Posted by: zombie

S.F. is verry, verrry, quiet today. The only noise is my cat whining to let me in my home office so she can distract me from work.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 06, 2024 01:17 PM (KAi1n)

I'm being careful over the next few days... making sure my evenings are at home.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 01:19 PM (QAkQ3)

975 Somebody forgot to order the phony ballots
Posted by: SMOD, I grew up in a middle-class constellation at November 06, 2024 01:12 PM (RHGPo)

I heard a plane fly in late last night, which is unusual. That was my first thought - they're flying in some extra ballots to enhance Kamala's position.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 01:19 PM (VNX3d)

976 942.

LOL. Fair cop.

Posted by: Sifty at November 06, 2024 01:19 PM (O7NqQ)

977 Trump has Nevada, the deficit is too large for coconut to overcome

Arizona will be an asterisk though because Maricopa will continue counting until Jesus comes back
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 01:18 PM (M7vhK)

There are lots and lots of Jesuses in Arizona.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 06, 2024 01:19 PM (dGCAG)

978 Since Zombie's back, it is definitely time for an SFMoMe. Friend of mine knows the right Chinese restaurants. I'm so jonesing for dumplings and beef chow fun.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 06, 2024 01:20 PM (KAi1n)

979 "I no longer have a sister. You are dead..."


They seem nice.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 06, 2024 12:17 PM (aD39U)

Remember, leftists always project. She is describing herself, not you.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 01:20 PM (n7h9X)

980 Exactly. JD has to the the hammer, as the reason you don't just write it off as a "lame duck" term.
Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2024 01:14 PM (krQz2)

Lame duck only refers to this period between the election and the inaugeration. There's no such thing as a lame duck term.

Posted by: Sjg at November 06, 2024 01:20 PM (aqZN1)

981 1k comments soon…

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 06, 2024 01:20 PM (9mfKN)

982 We're on a mission from God

---Donald "Elwood Blues" Trump

Posted by: Archer at November 06, 2024 01:20 PM (IDphi)

983 For a thoroughly awesome “Enjoy the Tears” time

https://tinyurl.com/Enjoy-the-tears

Posted by: PMRich at November 06, 2024 01:20 PM (eh5ud)

984 Good to have you back, sir.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer


Good to be back, thanks. And remember, the white zone is for loading and unloading only

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 01:20 PM (Hh1ER)

985 No one goes to the house or senate after having been President.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2024 01:18 PM

--

Well, no... but...

Posted by: Chief Justice William Howard Taft at November 06, 2024 01:21 PM (wzAuc)

986 No national GOP has won NH in 24 years

Bush couldnt even do it when he was still enjoying the 9/11 buzz

This is nonsense
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 01:12 PM (M7vhK)
____________________________

There are two counties that could be turned. Concord if the candidate is acceptable to the RINO's (in any capacity)...and Portsmouth with the invoking of the new voting laws (which go into effect for the midterms) since a vast majority of rental properties and businesses along the shore there are owned by out of staters who vote in the NH election. I used to live there and I know it happened. They used to run buses up to vote in Nashua County. That's how Bush lost that state. It was blatant.

Posted by: Orson at November 06, 2024 01:21 PM (dIske)

987 Former White House staffer, Howard alum "insulted" that Kamala "didn't have the decency" to make a comment to supporters last night

-
Wait. You were expecting decency from Kamala?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 06, 2024 01:21 PM (L/fGl)

988 And DJT is ahead noticeably in both NV and AZ, right?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 06, 2024 01:21 PM (J2vNu)

989 >>> 932 That meanie Trump. Just fired a 60 yr old Jamaican woman.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 06, 2024 01:15 PM (Y/R8U)

How awful, especially in an economy where seniors have to get two jobs to make ends meet!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 01:21 PM (zlGo9)

990 Trump overperformed the polls again. He’s about 2 points better than the final RCP averages (I didn’t take time to actually calculate, just eyeballing)…. So much for the idiots arguing no more shy Trump voters.

And can we all raise a glass for Ann Selzer? Her quality Iowa poll put Harris at plus 3 as everyone knows…. Not really close to the actual Trump +13…. She was only off by 16 percentage points! From now to eternity she should be pointed at and laughed at whenever she walks into a room

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 06, 2024 01:21 PM (ANuwa)

991 Where’s zombie!?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2024 01:21 PM (Hkcdp)

992 Michigan… the Muslim vote??

Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2024 01:21 PM (PCK5/)

993 Guess who's back...

Back in town...

Back again...

Zombies Back, Zombies Back, Zombies back....

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 06, 2024 01:21 PM (XV/Pl)

994 Its worth hoping for that Kamala is now thrown on the dustbin of history having proven that she's utterly unlikable, stupid, and crazy. But they didn't do it with Hillary so who knows.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Unbelievably, Harris was a worse candidate than Clinton. HRC could lie, bullshit, and corrupt everything she touched but still couldn't pull it off. Harris botched all of that and more.

Posted by: Cheri at November 06, 2024 01:21 PM (oiNtH)

995 989 >>> 932 That meanie Trump. Just fired a 60 yr old Jamaican woman.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 06, 2024 01:15 PM (Y/R8U)

How awful, especially in an economy where seniors have to get two jobs to make ends meet!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 01:21 PM (zlGo9)

Big meanie Trump has beaten more women than Doug Emhoff.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2024 01:21 PM (N39Ws)

996 >>Good to be back, thanks. And remember, the white zone is for loading and unloading only


Also. Don't get no jizz on that Sofa.

Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 01:21 PM (z/jjr)

997 Trump took the high road in 2017.

In exchange, the GOP and Democrats teamed up to destroy him personally, using America as the battleground.

No, he should not take the high road. FARA violation investigations, day one. Throw the highest ranking Democrat in Congress they can get in jail.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 12:17 PM (GBKbO)

Investigating why a major government organization was incapable of doing its job and nasty and dictatorial to boot IS taking the high road.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 01:22 PM (n7h9X)

998 I was ready to dump on the American voters, but they delightfully surprised me! True hope for America!

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at November 06, 2024 01:22 PM (Lfq/j)

999 Zombie's back??!?!?!??!

And the rest of them as well

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 01:22 PM (Hh1ER)

1000 The audio of her talking about how she used the office of Attorney General like a dictator, its jaw-dropping. She's cackling about incredibly awful abuses of power and shocking injustice. On an open mic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 01:18 PM (Hh1ER)

Good to see you, Christopher! You have been missed.

Love the hash, by the way.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 06, 2024 01:22 PM (dGCAG)

1001 I'm just glad I don't have to sh**t the squirrels in the backyard for food..

What?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 06, 2024 01:22 PM (IG4Id)

1002 This is an advantage of running for office as a Republican. I got to know quite a few Republicans and they are lovely people. We are all happy together about Trump. Also, one Democrat friend still wants to have lunch with me next week. I talked to her on Tuesday morning and I haven't gotten any huffy texts from her. She's about 70 and so has been through lost elections before.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2024 01:22 PM (KgNTq)

1003 Michigan… the Muslim vote??
Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2024 01:21 PM (PCK5/)

Jill Stein came in second in Deadbornistan.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 06, 2024 01:22 PM (CIS44)

1004
1000

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2024 01:22 PM (Iw9Of)

1005 Big meanie Trump has beaten more women than Doug Emhoff.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2024 01:21 PM (N39Ws)

I doubt Mrs. Harris only slapped one woman.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 06, 2024 01:22 PM (9mfKN)

1006 MSM Ds are coping by writing articles of how Trump is the first "convicted felon" to win the Presidency.

*sigh

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 01:22 PM (V13WU)

1007 996 >>Good to be back, thanks. And remember, the white zone is for loading and unloading only


Also. Don't get no jizz on that Sofa.
Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 01:21 PM (z/jjr)

I feel like I should be a part of this.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 01:22 PM (KbCG3)

1008 Time for the Looney Tunes Michigan Rag.

Hello my honey, hello my baby

Hello my ragtime gaaaallllll...

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 01:22 PM (fV+MH)

1009 It's great to see longtime friends come back to the AoSHQ. Each of you has been greatly missed. Welcome back home.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2024 01:22 PM (N39Ws)

1010 Dave in Fla really hit the nail on the head when he said he thought Democrats believed their own bullshit about the Biden "win."

17 million voters just disappeared? Amazing!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 01:22 PM (tT6L1)

1011 Former White House staffer, Howard alum "insulted" that Kamala "didn't have the decency" to make a comment to supporters last night

-
Wait. You were expecting decency from Kamala?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 06, 2024 01:21 PM (L/fGl)

How many dumpsters of broken items have been removed from the White House and from the US Naval Observatory in the last 24 hours?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 01:22 PM (VNX3d)

1012 Zombie, I was worried about you living behind enemy lines and all. Good to hear from you.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 06, 2024 01:23 PM (17s+e)

1013 The Dems will try to influence the EC electors. Again.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 06, 2024 01:23 PM (ynpvh)

1014 994 Its worth hoping for that Kamala is now thrown on the dustbin of history having proven that she's utterly unlikable, stupid, and crazy. But they didn't do it with Hillary so who knows.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Unbelievably, Harris was a worse candidate than Clinton. HRC could lie, bullshit, and corrupt everything she touched but still couldn't pull it off. Harris botched all of that and more.
Posted by: Cheri at November 06, 2024 01:21 PM (oiNtH)
______
Well, she was born into a middle class family. And now she's unburdened by what has been.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 06, 2024 01:23 PM (1bNHn)

1015 Thought that would happen to Hilary, and yet she keeps in the public view.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 06, 2024 01:17 PM (9mfKN)

Hillary is at least intelligent. She has the capacity to write a book and walk around acting like a former statesman. She also has been around the national spotlight for 30 years.

Kamala is nothing. She has no credentials, no message, no worldview. She's a flash dumped on the party at the last minute in a foolish bid to save the election after Biden tanked.

There was a huge spike on Google's search results yesterday for "Did Biden drop out?" No one knew who she was and few cared.

You can see Hilary as a pundit on a cable news program for the rest of her life. I can't imagine Kamala giving more than a two minute speech at a San Fran rotery club. She's toast.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 06, 2024 01:23 PM (pZ0Mr)

1016 From now to eternity she should be pointed at and laughed at whenever she walks into a room
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Can we settle for being forgotten about and disregarded?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 06, 2024 01:23 PM (C7Bea)

1017 1004
1000
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2024 01:22 PM (Iw9Of)
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Well, you were closer than Kamala came to winning the election.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 06, 2024 01:23 PM (tT6L1)

1018 No one goes to the house or senate after having been President.


*Ahem*
-- Zombie John Quincy Adams

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 06, 2024 01:23 PM (v6JzV)

1019 1013 The Dems will try to influence the EC electors. Again.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 06, 2024 01:23 PM (ynpvh)


It’s how they save our precious democracy.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 01:23 PM (O5T3z)

1020 And can we all raise a glass for Ann Selzer? Her quality Iowa poll put Harris at plus 3 as everyone knows….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 06, 2024 01:21 PM (ANuwa)

Just doing her gaslighting duty.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 06, 2024 01:23 PM (h/ffs)

1021 1001 I'm just glad I don't have to sh**t the squirrels in the backyard for food..

What?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 06, 2024 01:22 PM (IG4Id)

We are here to help you with that. Just ask P'nut.

Posted by: NYS DEC at November 06, 2024 01:23 PM (N39Ws)

1022 That's how Bush lost that state. It was blatant.

*****************************

Im guessing its not candidates then but investing enough resources to stop that shit, but NH doesnt offer enough Electoral votes to probably be worth the effort

Shame because I liked NH, its a beautiful state but the people seem too new englandy to me

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 01:23 PM (M7vhK)

1023 Dan Bongino spoke to Eric Daugherty on his show a little bit ago. Eric hinted that the US Senate race in Pennsylvania will soom be called for Dave Mccormick. If that Nepo-baby Bob Casey is sent packing it would turn a great day even better.

Posted by: Random Romhacker at November 06, 2024 01:23 PM (jQ/ea)

1024 Which verb do women use for a circle jerk?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 06, 2024 01:24 PM (JkyIV)

1025 How awful, especially in an economy where seniors have to get two jobs to make ends meet!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 01:21 PM (zlGo9)

Thankfully for her, Cummala knows how to do two jobs at the same time.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 06, 2024 01:24 PM (dGCAG)

1026 >>>Vice President Kamala Harris will implore her supporters across the nation to accept the results of the presidential election during an afternoon concession speech at Howard University, aides say, in an address that is intended to strike similar themes to the closing days of her campaign. She’ll also urge the country to work together to find areas of “common ground.”

----------------

Mike Benz noted last night that Kommie-la is at Howard University ... which is the home of The Fourteenth Amendment Center -- who's mission is to prevent Trump from being inaugurated if he wins this election.

He doesn't believe it's a coincidence ... yet ANOTHER F*CKING COLOR REVOLUTION IN PROCESS.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 06, 2024 01:24 PM (mAynD)

1027 1007 996 >>Good to be back, thanks. And remember, the white zone is for loading and unloading only


Also. Don't get no jizz on that Sofa.
Posted by: garrett at November 06, 2024 01:21 PM (z/jjr)

I feel like I should be a part of this.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 01:22 PM (KbCG3)

Missed the original comment. I am part of this!

This is why some people call me the packard goose.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 01:24 PM (KbCG3)

1028 Elon is more African American than the Whore.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 01:24 PM (ksjMr)

1029 Wait. You were expecting decency from Kamala?

Yeah that is a bit much to even imagine.

And I am going to just say it: America doesn't want a woman president. Maybe some day, but not yet. It doesn't help that they keep running the most shockingly unlikable and horrible women but still.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 01:24 PM (Hh1ER)

1030 997 Trump took the high road in 2017.

-

Viva Frei is NOT for taking the high road this time!

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at November 06, 2024 01:24 PM (Lfq/j)

1031 1024 Which verb do women use for a circle jerk?
Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 06, 2024 01:24 PM (JkyIV)

ring rub.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2024 01:24 PM (DDGz9)

1032 I imagine a bunch of Burundians are going to get a shipment of t shirts that say First Woman President.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 06, 2024 01:24 PM (lTGtQ)

1033 The election explained.

https://is.gd/gzrY3c

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 06, 2024 01:24 PM (L/fGl)

1034 Has anyone checked on "White Dudes for Harris "?

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 01:25 PM (V13WU)

1035 1022 Im guessing its not candidates then but investing enough resources to stop that shit, but NH doesnt offer enough Electoral votes to probably be worth the effort

Shame because I liked NH, its a beautiful state but the people seem too new englandy to me
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 01:23 PM (M7vhK)

=======

As governor, Ayotte could do something.

I tend to think that NH isn't that corrupt electorally, just increasingly Democratic over the years, though.

We'll see if she tries anything with cleaning up voter rolls. I'm not holding my breath, though. Someone might call her racist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 01:25 PM (GBKbO)

1036 My boss *is* here today, so I've got about four more hours until I can slide out for home. That's okay; I'm having some fun here for a change!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 06, 2024 01:25 PM (J2vNu)

1037 1013 The Dems will try to influence the EC electors. Again.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 06, 2024 01:23 PM (ynpvh)

And they should be promptly arrested. Midnight no-knock raids on their homes and locked away. See how they like it.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2024 01:25 PM (N39Ws)

1038 Michigan… the Muslim vote??
Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2024 01:21 PM (PCK5/)

Jill Stein came in second in Deadbornistan.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Not sure how accurate it is, but on Kos, a commentor said Kamala got 15% in Dearborn and area; Trump and Stein got all the rest.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 06, 2024 01:25 PM (C7Bea)

1039 Funny stuff

https://tinyurl.com/bdd6edrm

Posted by: Ciampino - Gloat, Gloat, Wonderful Gloat at November 06, 2024 01:25 PM (i0xsb)

1040 Historic night, historic gloat.

I admit to no small amount of schadenfreude watching the lefties as they come to the realization they lost, and badly.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at November 06, 2024 01:25 PM (v23vE)

1041
Time to aske biden & his whore if he'll abide to a peaceful transfer of power.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2024 01:25 PM (Iw9Of)

1042 "Which verb do women use for a circle jerk?
Posted by: humphreyrobot "


Circle punch.

Posted by: eleven at November 06, 2024 01:25 PM (fV+MH)

1043 He doesn't believe it's a coincidence ... yet ANOTHER F*CKING COLOR REVOLUTION IN PROCESS.
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 06, 2024 01:24 PM (mAynD

They never rest. The next op, whatever it's going to look like, is on.

Posted by: ... at November 06, 2024 01:25 PM (ksjMr)

1044 Ralston blew it in Nevada.
Claims indies broke for Trump.

Posted by: Redenzo at November 06, 2024 01:26 PM (V/pbu)

1045 957 I still can’t believe Trump came within 4 of New Jersey. New fucking Jersey!!
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer
======
Something similar in Illinois. Trump outperformed in RI too.

Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 01:26 PM (ctrM5)

1046 Trump wins 3rd election in a row

The Bee 🐝

Posted by: Archer at November 06, 2024 01:26 PM (IDphi)

1047 It's possible that America, in some weird Jungian collective consciousness sense, remembers what happened when they picked a president based solely on physical characteristics, and how that worked out.

First Whatever President is not the irresistible force it once was, it seems.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2024 01:26 PM (DDGz9)

1048 >>> 1026

----------------

Mike Benz noted last night that Kommie-la is at Howard University ... which is the home of The Fourteenth Amendment Center -- who's mission is to prevent Trump from being inaugurated if he wins this election.

He doesn't believe it's a coincidence ... yet ANOTHER F*CKING COLOR REVOLUTION IN PROCESS.
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 06, 2024 01:24 PM (mAynD)

Try it, you fcking cvnts.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 01:26 PM (zlGo9)

1049 >>>>Kari Lake as press sec? She needs something to do. Megyn and Tucker are needed where they are at.
Posted by: LizLem at November 06, 2024 01:00 PM (mfOz/)
******
Yes! And she can handle the press well just like Sanders did.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 06, 2024 01:26 PM (9tq9V)

1050 828 Musk said if you play, you play to win.
Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 01:06 PM (V13WU)

Playing to win is a half-measure.

Play to Kill.

Posted by: XTC at November 06, 2024 01:26 PM (UnA8+)

1051 As governor, Ayotte could do something.

I tend to think that NH isn't that corrupt electorally, just increasingly Democratic over the years, though.

We'll see if she tries anything with cleaning up voter rolls. I'm not holding my breath, though. Someone might call her racist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 01:25 PM (GBKbO)

We (NH) has voter ID. So I think our elections are pretty clean.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2024 01:26 PM (N39Ws)

1052 I'd like to hear from "We are not voting our way out of this" dude. I miss him.

Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 01:26 PM (V13WU)

1053 Hi zombie!
Hope all is well in SF.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2024 01:26 PM (Hkcdp)

1054 No one goes to the house or senate after having been President.

-

Excuse me?
— Andrew Johnson

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 01:26 PM (O5T3z)

1055 Maybe it's time the Democrats changed their approach and pandered to the largest racial group in the US.

Nah, never gonna happen.

Posted by: Gref at November 06, 2024 01:26 PM (aBgBM)

1056 1005 Big meanie Trump has beaten more women than Doug Emhoff.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2024 01:21 PM (N39Ws)

I doubt Mrs. Harris only slapped one woman.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 06, 2024 01:22 PM (9mfKN)

Doug's favorite song, by the Prodigy.
https://youtu.be/hZPECFQ4NhE?si=tAMK6wrmb2a9F2vb

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 06, 2024 01:26 PM (QMjXh)

1057 Which verb do women use for a circle jerk?
Posted by: humphreyrobot "


round rub

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 06, 2024 01:27 PM (CIS44)

1058 1045 957 I still can’t believe Trump came within 4 of New Jersey. New fucking Jersey!!
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer
======
Something similar in Illinois. Trump outperformed in RI too.
Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 01:26 PM (ctrM5)

=======

My guess on NJ based on my super rough registration changes estimate was Harris+8.

Better than every poll I can find which were all saying Harris+12 or more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

1059 And can we all raise a glass for Ann Selzer? Her quality Iowa poll put Harris at plus 3 as everyone knows…. Not really close to the actual Trump +13…. She was only off by 16 percentage points! From now to eternity she should be pointed at and laughed at whenever she walks into a room.

Baris showed an email that she said she did it on purpose to get the SOB. So... Honest pollster, huh.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at November 06, 2024 01:27 PM (MZ+PY)

1060 I'd probably vote for Tulsi Gabbard, but of course, I'd need to know more, but she did have the sense to leave the Democrat Party. She is, of course much smarter and less vindictive than Hillary or Kamala.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2024 01:27 PM (KgNTq)

1061 Big meanie Trump has beaten more women than Doug Emhoff.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2024 01:21 PM (N39Ws)

Heh... I sincerely doubt that's true.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 06, 2024 01:27 PM (dGCAG)

1062 1024 Which verb do women use for a circle jerk?
Posted by: humphreyrobot

A rubbing ring?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 06, 2024 01:27 PM (C7Bea)

1063 Maybe she feels like someone stole the election.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 06, 2024 01:27 PM (JkyIV)

1064 I wonder if the "Real men for Kamala" are eating their breakfast carburetors and braiding the shit outta their daughter's hair this morning?


Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 06, 2024 01:27 PM (pohLc)

1065
Speaking of peaceful transfers of power...

anyone remember how shameful the clinton White House staff behaved for bush, namely that pedo pervert podesta.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 06, 2024 01:27 PM (Iw9Of)

1066 Surely, she'll just recede into the background of politics now that she's lost, right?
------------------
She could front so Pancake Batter company. She really knows a lot about batter.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 06, 2024 01:28 PM (AdHga)

1067 MI

Donald Trump
R
15
2,797,745
49.8%

Kamala Harris
D
0
2,714,693
48.3%

WINNING

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 06, 2024 01:28 PM (gbOdA)

1068 Shame because I liked NH, its a beautiful state but the people seem too new englandy to me
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 01:23 PM (M7vhK)

____________________________

LMAO...I could tell you some stories. Try ordering pizza up there. Most places pull a frozen pizza out and heat it up. Most places won't sell it by the slice. My neighbor was Supreme Court Justice Souter...and my neighbors used to ride their horses down to his drive-way to take a dump every time he decided the "wrong" way.

Posted by: Orson at November 06, 2024 01:28 PM (dIske)

1069 If that NY prosecutor summons Trump to court he should show up with three divisions.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 06, 2024 01:28 PM (z/ifB)

1070 Have we seen the last of the Emhoff family?

Posted by: mr tmz at November 06, 2024 01:28 PM (rJ48h)

1071 Lost in all of this is the fact that the Avalanche beat the Kraken 6-2 last night

Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2024 01:28 PM (/7KEl)

1072 Has anyone checked on "White Dudes for Harris "?

I wasn't here for that but it really struck me as the most "hello fellow kids" effort ever. They must have only had homosexual men and crayola-haired single women to write that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 01:28 PM (Hh1ER)

1073 1051 We (NH) has voter ID. So I think our elections are pretty clean.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2024 01:26 PM (N39Ws)

=======

That's one reason I assume it's reasonably clean.

Still, the scaled up version of cheat is never done on the individual voter basis. Voter ID is pointless without voter roll maintenance where inflated rolls can be made up for on the spot with ballot box stuffing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 01:28 PM (GBKbO)

1074 @1030

>>Viva Frei is NOT for taking the high road this time!

I want Trump/Vance and Co to be like Marv in Sin City, and f**k people's sh*t right the f**k up.

Starting with that hump Jack Smith and proceeding outward from there.

One of the big problems is that Adam Shitless is going to the Senate and will more than likely be on the Intel Committee and can do a lot of damage from there.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 06, 2024 01:28 PM (XV/Pl)

1075 1062

Junk drawer full of scissors?

Posted by: Sifty at November 06, 2024 01:28 PM (O7NqQ)

1076 So Harris is gonna urge her supporters to accept the results where a fascist won and is about to destroy democracy? These people are poor parodies of clowns

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 06, 2024 01:28 PM (ANuwa)

1077 A nod of acknowledgement to everyone who has welcomed me back. Still not used to keeping up with the fast pace of threads, so this will have to suffice as a group hug rather than one-on-one canoodling.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 01:28 PM (pMi6S)

1078 Ein volk ein reich ein fuhrer.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 06, 2024 01:28 PM (PM7HD)

1079 The Ds have run two women for President and *both* times they failed to position them for success, so obviously it's the Ds who don't want a woman as President.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 01:28 PM (zlGo9)

1080 291
Donald Trump

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 06, 2024 01:29 PM (gbOdA)

1081 1034 Has anyone checked on "White Dudes for Harris "?
Posted by: runner at November 06, 2024 01:25 PM (V13WU)


Gonna guess it’s a regular Wednesday for them. Watching their wives get plowed by their boyfriends.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 01:29 PM (O5T3z)

1082 Just for the record: I was wrong about how this would shake out.

I stand corrected and have no "buts" for this moment.

Posted by: Marleys Ghost at November 06, 2024 01:29 PM (uxXx0)

1083 1070 Have we seen the last of the Emhoff family?

Posted by: mr tmz at November 06, 2024 01:28 PM (rJ48h)


No. The divorce will be front page news for a while.

Posted by: Gref at November 06, 2024 01:29 PM (aBgBM)

1084 Surely, she'll just recede into the background of politics now that she's lost, right?
------------------
She could front so Pancake Batter company. She really knows a lot about batter.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 06, 2024 01:28 PM (AdHga)

You mean she'll be the new face of Aunt Jemima syrup? Or the new face of Land O Lakes butter?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 06, 2024 01:29 PM (VNX3d)

1085 Surely, she'll just recede into the background of politics now that she's lost, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 06, 2024 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

If I NEVER see her or hear her cackle again, it will be too soon.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 06, 2024 01:29 PM (k9OZB)

1086 If I despised Donald Trump,
If I were a little iffy about fracking,
If I were a little more open to gun regulation and buy-backs,
If I didn't care that the Dems would scrap the filibuster, and create 2 new states for a permanent majority in the Senate (even though "land does not vote")
If I didn't care that they would stack the Supreme Court,

I still think that the idea of taxing people on money they don't have is a show-stopper for me and I would vote for the candidate that wouldn't cross that kind of threshold.

Posted by: Axeman at November 06, 2024 01:29 PM (krQz2)

1087 {{{{{zombie}}}}}

Posted by: Lizzy at November 06, 2024 01:29 PM (Hkcdp)

1088 1062 1024 Which verb do women use for a circle jerk?
Posted by: humphreyrobot

A rubbing ring?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 06, 2024 01:27 PM (C7Bea)

Circle-squirt

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 06, 2024 01:30 PM (9mfKN)

1089 >Which verb do women use for a circle jerk?
---


jazz hands!

Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2024 01:30 PM (/7KEl)

1090 1044 Ralston blew it in Nevada.
Claims indies broke for Trump.
Posted by: Redenzo

That and probably a lot of Culinary Union workers either sat at home or decided not having tip income taxed would be great. Smart microtargeting that gives True Conservatives pundits the vapors.

All taxing policy should be based on pragmatic considerations--the imputed tax on tips was onerous for wait staff/valets/etc and probably cost more to administer than it raised in income.

Same thing on the stupid Clinton era high tax on Seniors earning money beyond a limit if they are on social security.

That is pointless, punitive, and solely was from labor unions ideas about making retirees stop earning so that job would go to others.

Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 01:30 PM (ctrM5)

1091 Try ordering pizza up there. Most places pull a frozen pizza out and heat it up. Most places won't sell it by the slice.

In Oregon I only know of one place that sells pizza by the slice (great stuff, too). I think that is super rare outside NYC.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 01:30 PM (Hh1ER)

1092 1071 Lost in all of this is the fact that the Avalanche beat the Kraken 6-2 last night

Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2024 01:28 PM (/7KEl)

This. Starting to get healthy.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 06, 2024 01:30 PM (KbCG3)

1093 Anecdote:

A Millennial co-worker just told me that Trump has crossed the Rubik's Cube.

Posted by: Sifty at November 06, 2024 01:30 PM (9neK6)

1094
THe only part missing today is hearing the sweet dulcet tones of ElRushbo as he "analyzed" and celebrated this win....
Posted by: Grateful, the range bag lady


Glenn Beck was playing their "Happy Days Are Here Again" comedy song.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2024 01:30 PM (63Dwl)

1095 I really don't think Kamala is in a conceding mood. She may say the correct things, but then, she 's always talked out of both sides of her mouth. I'm sure there will be some swipe against Trump in there and I wouldn't be surprised if she refuses to certify the election.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2024 01:30 PM (Xbn+j)

1096 new gloat thread

Posted by: Don Black at November 06, 2024 01:30 PM (/7KEl)

1097 I don’t want unity.
I don’t want any reaching out.
I want revenge. Nothing but sweet sweet revenge.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 06, 2024 01:30 PM (O5T3z)

1098 Nood Michigan, Fresh thread up!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 06, 2024 01:30 PM (hB7mE)

1099 1069 If that NY prosecutor summons Trump to court he should show up with three divisions.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 06, 2024 01:28 PM (z/ifB)

Show up with a Subpoena for a Federal Lawsuit for selective Prosecution.

Since the new Trump standard has been set by the case, not a single other person has been prosecuted under said standard.

But the Appeals Court 'should' intercede first, they already had hearings on it... I'm actually surprised they have not squashed this already.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 06, 2024 01:31 PM (QAkQ3)

1100 after the gloating can we do Thankfulness?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 06, 2024 01:31 PM (z/ifB)

1101 Just watched the original Trump Peshwa warrior video for the first time in years I'm so happy

Posted by: skywch at November 06, 2024 01:31 PM (uqhmb)

1102 NOOD

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 06, 2024 01:31 PM (zlGo9)

1103 Which verb do women use for a circle jerk?

Posted by: humphreyrobot

The proper term is "jilling".

The act itself may be described as a Scissor Circle or a Mish Mash.

Posted by: Zombie Dr. Ruth at November 06, 2024 01:31 PM (hCzfy)

1104 White Dudes for Harris are probably at their glory hole shifts

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 06, 2024 01:31 PM (aRslG)

1105 Kamala is nothing. She has no credentials, no message, no worldview. She's a flash dumped on the party at the last minute in a foolish bid to save the election after Biden tanked.

There was a huge spike on Google's search results yesterday for "Did Biden drop out?" No one knew who she was and few cared.

You can see Hilary as a pundit on a cable news program for the rest of her life. I can't imagine Kamala giving more than a two minute speech at a San Fran rotery club. She's toast.
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 06, 2024


***
She was tossed into an arena she was not prepared for -- but wanted to be a winner in. But her opponent was bigger, with better armor, skills, and weapons, and after watching her hapless performance, the spectators all gave her the verso pollice ("with a turned thumb") to indicate her political death.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 06, 2024 01:31 PM (J2vNu)

1106 1094 Glenn Beck was playing their "Happy Days Are Here Again" comedy song.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2024 01:30 PM (63Dwl)

Was Pat Gray screeching at the top of his lungs?

Posted by: XTC at November 06, 2024 01:31 PM (UnA8+)

1107
Lame duck only refers to this period between the election and the inaugeration. There's no such thing as a lame duck term.
Posted by: Sjg


---------

There is the second term curse, which I think Trump will avoid since he has a real mandate and a whole new crew.


Just imagine how different things would be had they not stolen 2020
- Pence would have been candidate
- Musk probably would not have bought twitter
- RFK would have been a libertarian spoiler
- And the dems would have won, and been teed up to run a six pack on the SCOTUS

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is the end of the junta at November 06, 2024 01:32 PM (ly2GA)

1108 Finally checking the results from my Commonwealth.

Ugh, looks like the execrable Eugene Vindman won his race.

Still plenty of quarters in the this great state overrun by crybullies and dumbasses.

Posted by: logprof at November 06, 2024 01:32 PM (3eDwa)

1109 1091 Try ordering pizza up there. Most places pull a frozen pizza out and heat it up. Most places won't sell it by the slice.

In Oregon I only know of one place that sells pizza by the slice (great stuff, too). I think that is super rare outside NYC.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 06, 2024 01:30 PM (Hh1ER)

If you find yourself in the seacoast NH area, check out La Festa Pizza in Dover. Nothing frozen there. Sells by the slice.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2024 01:32 PM (N39Ws)

1110 Fen… did you win yesterday??

Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2024 01:33 PM (PCK5/)

1111 I don’t want unity.
I don’t want any reaching out.
I want revenge. Nothing but sweet sweet revenge.
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer
----------

Retribution

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 06, 2024 01:33 PM (XeU6L)

1112 I want Trump/Vance and Co to be like Marv in Sin City, and f**k people's sh*t right the f**k up.

----------
"I love hit men. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 06, 2024 01:33 PM (U1w17)

1113 nd my neighbors used to ride their horses down to his drive-way to take a dump every time he decided the "wrong" way.

****************

Hahahahaaaaahahhahahahahahahahah

That must have been a shitload of dumps then

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 01:33 PM (M7vhK)

1114 ive been entertaining this theory that civil war will not be drawn along ethnic lines but along gender lines

I wonder where the non-binaries would fall in
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 06, 2024 12:28 PM (M7vhK)

That would be extremely foolish of them. Men are much better at conflict than they are. Even if you leave out physical direct physical force if they just stop listening women are in trouble.

Look at the redpill movement in dating. Men are deciding not to date, not to cater to wild, entitled women and ignore them or look overseas. Women hate that, but since men are ignoring them, what can they do? You can't make someone be ashamed.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 01:33 PM (n7h9X)

1115 You mean she'll be the new face of Aunt Jemima syrup? Or the new face of Land O Lakes butter?
--------------
Well, she's good at kneeling.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 06, 2024 01:34 PM (AdHga)

1116 We (NH) has voter ID. So I think our elections are pretty clean.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 06, 2024 01:26 PM (N39Ws)

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Voter ID in NH only goes into effect for the next election. It was not in effect this time around. And, until very recently NH still had same day registration.

I think the state is on the table with the right candidate.

Posted by: Orson at November 06, 2024 01:34 PM (dIske)

1117 Trump winning the popular vote was a big blow for them. It robs them of any righteous pretext for screwing with the electors.

Posted by: Ordinary American at November 06, 2024 01:36 PM (h/ffs)

1118 My guess on NJ based on my super rough registration changes estimate was Harris+8.

Better than every poll I can find which were all saying Harris+12 or more.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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This is one election where a swing across the US via county results can be seen for Trump.

Fortified cheating seems to have blunted the wave in the legislative races.

Plus what have existing GOP House or Senate officeholders actually done other than sit on their ass, rubber stamp massive spending bills, and try to reach around across the aisle to pass some stupid amnesty.

A lot of these new GOP voters are a personal constituency to Trump and part of the issue that Charlie Kirk talked about is that Ronna led RNC let state organizations rot which in turn rotted local party organizations. If not an actual Dem in disguise, Ronna was probably on par with Michael Steele in feathering her and her crony nests with grift.

She is just like former exec. director of the NRA Wayne LaPierre (who was an actual Dem from VA before taking that job as exec director).

Those types leave organizations worse when they leave than what they were given at their start.

Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 01:36 PM (ctrM5)

1119 The videos Ace posted demonstrate why Democrats campaign so hard on feelz. They know their base is a collection of irrational, emotion-driven, crazies.
Posted by: Gref at November 06, 2024 12:35 PM (aBgBM)

Its co-evolution. They act irrational and crazy to control their peeps, the mildly crazy ones become the leaders and have to be more crazy.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 01:36 PM (n7h9X)

1120 Posted by: Boss Moss at November 06, 2024 01:28 PM (PM7HD)

The retarded commies that cried all night seem to being waking up upset.

Cleanup needed aisle 1078.

Posted by: Sjg at November 06, 2024 01:37 PM (aqZN1)

1121 Posted by: tubal at November 06, 2024 01:33 PM

No.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2024 01:37 PM (M1QjD)

1122 Yes the R's have a majority in the Senate. But that doesn't mean we shouldn't share power equally with our friends across the aisle.

Posted by: Sen McConnell, not leaving just yet. at November 06, 2024 01:37 PM (qWxTq)

1123 She was tossed into an arena she was not prepared for -- but wanted to be a winner in. But her opponent was bigger, with better armor, skills, and weapons, and after watching her hapless performance, the spectators all gave her the verso pollice ("with a turned thumb") to indicate her political death.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 06, 2024 01:31 PM (J2vNu)

Fortunately, she also faced voters with open minds and empty wallets.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at November 06, 2024 01:38 PM (zbs0v)

1124 1117 Trump winning the popular vote was a big blow for them. It robs them of any righteous pretext for screwing with the electors.
Posted by: Ordinary American
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Takes the air out of the insurrection challenge to certification as well.

We shall see if Mershon, Fani, Leticia James, Jack Smith, and Alvin Bragg blink now and stop their ridiculous and illegal persecution of this man.

Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 01:38 PM (ctrM5)

1125 Cleanup needed aisle 1078.
Posted by: Sjg at November 06, 2024 01:37 PM (aqZN1)

I think he was quoting the few of the leftists, not his own.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2024 01:39 PM (M1QjD)

1126 174 Ace, Giorgia Meloni offered the following statement to Trump, which was nice.

“ Dal mio culo magnificamente formato al mio seno ben arrotondato, vorrei congratularmi con Donald Trump per la sua vittoria.”

-Giorgia Meloni

Posted by: Marcus T at November 06, 2024 12:24 PM (t64lJ)
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Mi hai fatto ridere.

Posted by: Ciampino - Gloat, Gloat, Wonderful Gloat! at November 06, 2024 01:40 PM (i0xsb)

1127 1125 "view" not "few"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 06, 2024 01:40 PM (M1QjD)

1128 I wouldn't be surprised if she refuses to certify the election.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Ironically a new law rammed through by Mitch and Schumer prevents her from doing much as VP now. They aimed that law at Trump to handicap him challenging a cheat in 2024.

Posted by: whig at November 06, 2024 01:46 PM (ctrM5)

1129 Some will say we should take the high road. I said fuck that.
*****


THIS. They are equally the problem. Relentlessly to be mocked and shamed.

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at November 06, 2024 01:47 PM (jPdyB)

1130 Sore loser Kamala Harris STILL hasn't admitted she's lost and Biden stays silent too

https://mol.im/a/14049277

Posted by: Ciampino - Nothing But Gloat at November 06, 2024 01:48 PM (i0xsb)

1131 I'm a bit late to the thread, but is it wrong I like it so much?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 06, 2024 01:50 PM (2ds6i)

1132 966 But it is well-known amongst anyone who has worked under or alongside Kamala Harris over the years that she is the most entitled, narcissistic, imperious vengeful bitch-on-wheels of the modern era. NOBPDY actually likes her. The merely endure her.

The audio of her talking about how she used the office of Attorney General like a dictator, its jaw-dropping. She's cackling about incredibly awful abuses of power and shocking injustice. On an open mic.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Yeah, it's not even a secret how evil she is. As you say, she openly BRAGS about abuses of power. And on a one-on-one personal interaction basis, she's like a criss between Marquis de Sade and Ilsa of the SS. Just astounding rudeness, bossiness, interpersonal sadism just for the sheer pleasure of it.

Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 01:52 PM (pMi6S)

1133 all the npc white lib cat ladies are going so Handmaid's Tale. it's like their tell that they have a secret dom-me-and-breed-me kink but know nobody wants them. like, why do you already have the costume?

Posted by: mps at November 06, 2024 01:55 PM (L82Xw)

1134 Last time, you know, we had real victory tits. With nipples.
A phrase you seldom see any more:
"It's like I don't even know you people." Big talk -- no action.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at November 06, 2024 01:59 PM (zdLoL)

1135 No, that shit bird won. And unfortunately, he's probably going to be on every MSM show non-stop for the next four years.

So unworthy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 06, 2024 12:36 PM (XV/Pl)

Probably not, Ukraine will be a non subject very soon. The Russians are crushing the army and like Afghanistan they won't want to speak of it.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 06, 2024 02:00 PM (n7h9X)

1136 Mark Steyn's piece today is the "Special Gloatfest Edition"

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at November 06, 2024 02:05 PM (R1v/J)

1137 963 "lame duck" is the stupidest concept in politics.

No one goes to the house or senate after having been President.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 06, 2024 01:18 PM (DDGz9)

My memory is hazy but I believe one did - maybe 19th century - I recall the quote being something along the lines of 'it is my privilege to serve the people in any office'

Maybe somebody with more smarts can check me on this....I'm going to go back to watching videos of lefty women crying....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 06, 2024 02:06 PM (QGaXH)

1138 Anna your sister is a pos. She's trying to black mail you with herself, which frankly is stupid because she's a pos. I have a relative like that. I told her good, I accept. You were a high maintenance, narcissistic pain in the ass. I assure you the silence has been more pleasant than the connection ever was.

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at November 06, 2024 02:07 PM (jPdyB)

1139 1132 966 But it is well-known amongst anyone who has worked under or alongside Kamala Harris over the years that she is the most entitled, narcissistic, imperious vengeful bitch-on-wheels of the modern era. NOBPDY actually likes her. The merely endure her.

'--

I saw flashes of that bitch-on- wheels in her interview with Bret Baier.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at November 06, 2024 02:08 PM (R1v/J)

1140 51 13 Just got a Facebook email notification that is alarming.

"I no longer have a sister. You are dead..."

Yikes

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 06, 2024 12:14 PM (4T3aT)

Luckily, I have a sane sister. She just texted me saying her and my brother-in-law were talking over breakfast as to who Trump should have in his cabinet.

Posted by: Mike the Marine at November 06, 2024 02:17 PM (y90Gt)

1141 Posted by: zombie at November 06, 2024 12:39 PM (pMi6S)

We missed you Zombie!

Posted by: Mr. Barky at November 06, 2024 02:29 PM (by+vB)

1142 205 We are taking down our gay pride flag today. But I don’t think that is going to help, too many people know who we are. Say goodbye to our marriage, our benefits, our rights. I think CA, WA, and OR should secede from the union and form their own country.

Your terms are acceptable. Enjoy the corn hole parties

Posted by: Mike the Marine at November 06, 2024 02:33 PM (y90Gt)

1143 458 Concur...but don't need the whole state of Washington. Just the assholes west of I-5.

Much of Western Washington outside the big cities is also red.

I just looked up the numbers for Grays Harbor County, which got some notice in 2016 for voting for a Republican Presidential candidate for the first time in 80 years.

Trump carried it by five points this time.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 06, 2024 12:42 PM (uxCna)

Glad I live about 3 miles east of I-5 LOL. SW Wash is being invaded by those fleeing Oregon. I personally know more than 10 people who have lived here their entire lives who have moved to another state because they can no longer put up with the madness, leaving the kids and the grandkids, their friends, their doctors behind.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at November 06, 2024 02:39 PM (by+vB)

1144 POLITICOEurope

Trump's win is "in the bag," Hungary's Prime Minister Viktor Orbán has gloated.

Posted by: 13times at November 06, 2024 02:41 PM (2aOrv)

1145 WTF was that last video? Reisch escaped from the circus as one of the last living dwarf trolls, apparently.

Posted by: John Milton's Ghost at November 06, 2024 02:48 PM (JMjnq)

1146 Kamala concession speech:

"Okay, who do I have to blow to get positioned to win this shitshow?!"

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 06, 2024 03:17 PM (gfztU)

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