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NYT: Trump Is Running a Pick Six
With 86% in in Ohio, Moreno is +5 over Sherrod Brown. Megyn Kelly just spent ten minutes laughing at Kamala Harris's various accents. Click on it, then go back about ten minutes. It was funny. She just said she wanted to do ten more minutes of Kamala's accents. One of the panelists said "I could do without it," and Megyn said, in a fake Jamaican accent, "Why not mon?" The Coffin Dancers are warming up.
CNN is now reporting that Kamala Harris's headquarters has fallen into complete silence, with crowds of supporters visibly tense with some seen pacing while others are beginning to lose hope as updates come inUpdate: We're gonna need a bigger Senate.
Posted by: JackStraw
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell, MAGA Viking at November 05, 2024 10:52 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 10:52 PM (uCjyK)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: M. Gaga at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (ZtgZZ)
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Posted by: TRex at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (uCjyK)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: The4 Guy Who Says "Crush Them"! at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (qCWVV)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (uCjyK)
Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 10:54 PM (NGHTx)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 05, 2024 10:54 PM (ig8VZ)
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:54 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (aBgBM)
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Yeah they've been slacking.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 10:54 PM (xOnCy)
PA just stops trying at that point, and Trump gets PA too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:54 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 10:54 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 10:54 PM (q6dqN)
Posted by: Synthetic Sponge at November 05, 2024 10:54 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:54 PM (RUMEY)
Posted by: MartynW at November 05, 2024 10:54 PM (+W6G0)
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (hlI31)
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 10:54 PM (NGHTx)
I hope ol' Liz has RBF that never dissipates. It's what she deserves.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (I6YnL)
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 10:54 PM (NGHTx)
One would hope they'll go away.
But, they won't.
We'll see how long the left keeps them around.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: MartynW at November 05, 2024 10:54 PM (+W6G0)
no, this is not 2020
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (V13WU)
Can't wait to smell the smell of buildings burning again!
Posted by: Gwen Walz! at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (jfKqs)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (B9Prs)
"Big picture: Given the counties reporting so far in WI, MI, PA, and AZ...and the counties (mostly urban areas/suburbs) lagging/still to report, Harris is in good shape to win those four swing states and finish with 281 EV. Losing GA + NC would be irrelevant. #election2024"
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: Methos at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Flyguy at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (HA1lM)
testing
Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (hlI31)
When did we revolt the first time?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 10:54 PM
Pick Prick, same same,
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (5p7BC)
Livestream of the Old Lady Emhoff watch party at Howard University in DC:
https://is.gd/C5KgIE
Just mute it and watch the body language and facial expressions.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:54 PM (RUMEY)
***
DNC preparing to send more incels to Florida roofs.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (vLxSK)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Quint at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (h1IH1)
Posted by: sturmtodler at November 05, 2024 10:56 PM (nsSpm)
Posted by: MartynW at November 05, 2024 10:54 PM (+W6G0)
no, this is not 2020
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (V13WU)
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The RNC already apparently shut down an attempt in PA to just stop counting for tomorrow.
The 2020 comparison fell apart with early voting, it's totally dead now.
Maybe something else happens, but 2020 moves aren't working this year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:56 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 05, 2024 10:56 PM (tPMOE)
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2024 10:56 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (aBgBM)
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Yeah they've been slacking.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 10:54 PM (xOnCy)
I nooded twice. Not prematurely. Not like people are saying.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 10:56 PM (i24o9)
*tear drops to floor*
Willowed: That was beautiful, man.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 05, 2024 10:52 PM (g8Ew
*sniff* It brings a tear to the eye.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (1YfKX)
I work in vulgarity the way Van Gough worked in yellow. It's my true medium.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 05, 2024 10:56 PM (FAbrK)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 10:56 PM (uCjyK)
Posted by: Duke Lowell, MAGA Viking at November 05, 2024 10:56 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 05, 2024 10:56 PM (qCWVV)
Posted by: lin-duh at November 05, 2024 10:56 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:56 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 05, 2024 10:56 PM (OTdqV)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (k1Qly)
And by "weird" you mean "burny-looty"?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 05, 2024 10:56 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 05, 2024 10:56 PM (OyJmk)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (+I6Y/)
According the US Constitution, by state legislatures.
But, that thing is like over a hundred years old, man....
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 10:56 PM (QfvaV)
She's vindicating what she's trying to suppress. Elon is not a wimp or a fool.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 05, 2024 10:56 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: mrp at November 05, 2024 10:56 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 10:56 PM (aRslG)
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (M7vhK)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (BpYfr)
The 2020 comparison fell apart with early voting, it's totally dead now.
Maybe something else happens, but 2020 moves aren't working this year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:56 PM (GBKbO)
they think they got WI too,..
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (V13WU)
"Big picture: Given the counties reporting so far in WI, MI, PA, and AZ...and the counties (mostly urban areas/suburbs) lagging/still to report, Harris is in good shape to win those four swing states and finish with 281 EV. Losing GA + NC would be irrelevant. #election2024"
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (k1Qly)
Drugs are bad, mmkay.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (RUMEY)
Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (hlI31)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (elaR+)
Posted by: TRex at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (IQ6Gq)
And a healthy selection of Tricorn girl, Wii girl, Cake girl, etc.
The ettes can provide the victory tits.
Curiously, there is zero demand for reciprocity on that! The ette's are smarter....
Posted by: SimoHayha at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (KfVMM)
Posted by: stv at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (R9gNI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (79pEw)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 10:52 PM
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YES!
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (jfKqs)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Quint at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (h1IH1)
That site is giving me tingles in my no no square.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (i24o9)
Also, Walz was a totally poor pick.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 10:54 PM (q6dqN)
Yes, he was...he added nothing and only subtracted...
I know folks said Shapiro, but since blacks didn't like Kamala, the MD black male Gov (aka baby Obama) would have been a better choice...young, fresh, actually black, best Dem speaker b/c he did media, etc...yes, he had baggage, but she had more anyway...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (aT5K/)
Posted by: The Fat Lady at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (i0F8b)
Now I feel overdressed.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2024 10:56 PM (ftFVW)
You know the rules.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: jsg at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (7kKPC)
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2024 10:56 PM (ftFVW)
You know how to fix that.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (QfvaV)
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (B9Prs)
Same. I am tired...didn't sleep much last night but cannot go to bed without knowing for sure.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (EmT/E)
Posted by: Flyguy at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (HA1lM)
why not all 3?
Posted by: sturmtodler at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (nsSpm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (B9Prs)
Go shit in your mom jeans, pussy.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (CLA6r)
Posted by: Doof
Now I feel overdressed.
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2024 10:56 PM (ftFVW)
*types*
*notices BW*
*deletes*
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Drewbicle at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (DGcmP)
There needs to be a monument to Elon Fucking Musk.
Or should I call him by his future title, Elon I, by the Grace of God, of the Planet Mars and his other Solar System realms and dominions, Emperor. Defender of the SPeech.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (RUMEY)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 10:56 PM (i24o9)
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YOU said that!
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (xOnCy)
Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Ray Epp's Discarded Conscience at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (L23uq)
Not yet, but I do wonder if we'll see weekly interstate and major intersection shutdowns, and everyone will be holding their breath until the next police related fatality, either here or anywhere nationally.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: Quint
19:1
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (/lPRQ)
========
That's a statistical certainty!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (M7vhK)
Liz and Dick traded their integrity in return for the Biden/Harris people not putting them in jail.
But here's hoping now that President Trump will.
Sorry Dick, you didn't stand up for the men you sent to fight and die and then you traded your own safety to fuck over the people that supported you - hope you get to end your life in prison.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024
I just realized our trolls would have no idea what this means…..😊
It’s code.
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (aT5K/)
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (QfvaV)
Posted by: Drewbicle at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (DGcmP)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Max Power at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (+hny1)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (B9Prs)
Raffensberger says that the 'vast majority' of the votes in GA will be uploaded by midnight tonight.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (gCs88)
Posted by: Frank Barone at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (/vN74)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (q6dqN)
whatever gets the job done
Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (KRtlO)
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"Pussy!"
-Nixon and Reagan
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (GBKbO)
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From where? All the absentee ballots are in.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (5p7BC)
Or should I call him by his future title, Elon I, by the Grace of God, of the Planet Mars and his other Solar System realms and dominions, Emperor. Defender of the SPeech.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (w6EFb)
So say we all.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (1YfKX)
"Big picture: Given the counties reporting so far in WI, MI, PA, and AZ...and the counties (mostly urban areas/suburbs) lagging/still to report, Harris is in good shape to win those four swing states and finish with 281 EV. Losing GA + NC would be irrelevant. #election2024"
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Old & Busted: Hopium.
New Hotness: Copium.
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (jfKqs)
Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Weak Geek at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (p/isN)
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2024 10:56 PM (ftFVW
IT'S HAPPENING!!!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (FAbrK)
Posted by: Axeman (Quoting Bram Stoker's Dracula) at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Piper
Everybody heard that, right? Piper's got serious hooters.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (lUFok)
That week heavy rains ruined the roads, and there would be delays. The generals realized that the price of a coup, if they lost, was also death.
That is Elon. He will either go to prison or go to Mars, with no middle ground, and no regrets.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: electronic means at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (VV/8N)
Liz and Dick traded their integrity in return for the Biden/Harris people not putting them in jail.
But here's hoping now that President Trump will.
Sorry Dick, you didn't stand up for the men you sent to fight and die and then you traded your own safety to fuck over the people that supported you - hope you get to end your life in prison.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (oZhjI)
=====
Liz was apparently promised the Department of Defense.
Now she just gets a seven figure do-nothing job at an NGO.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: banana Dream at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (Y6IkP)
++++
Good gravy.
Posted by: washrivergal at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (mzoqX)
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Yes
Posted by: lin-duh at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (lHPJf)
Lolol, but not really.
Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (8Qbd8)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (tPMOE)
Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (hlI31)
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (V13WU)
Look at the difference a conservative in "swing state" FL made...
Now imagine instead of a swing state governor you are talking the Republican leader of the election effort...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (kzHlT)
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (qUkBO)
Lefties have been going on about how Musk must be shot and all his companies seized by the Feds for over a week.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (OyOhQ)
Did anything interesting happen this evening?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (HlyYF)
*******************
Scowling?
They should be looking at non-extradition countries right now
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (M7vhK)
whatever gets the job done
Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (KRtlO)
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They heard you. Just ticked up to 301
Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 11:00 PM (79pEw)
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 11:00 PM (V13WU)
@rawsalerts
·
39s
🚨#BREAKING: CNN is now reporting that Kamala Harris's headquarters has fallen into complete silence, with crowds of supporters visibly tense with some seen pacing while others are beginning to lose hope as updates come in
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 11:00 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 11:00 PM (MGB5H)
Look at the difference a conservative in "swing state" FL made...
Now imagine instead of a swing state governor you are talking the Republican leader of the election effort...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (oZhjI)
======
And Ronna couldn't even keep her media job!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:00 PM (GBKbO)
The burning tires will help Mrs. Walz get some sleep.
Posted by: Ray Epp's Discarded Conscience at November 05, 2024 11:00 PM (L23uq)
I was wrong when I said I couldn't get more erect, there was some blood hiding in one of the many unused parts of my brain
Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 05, 2024 11:00 PM (8Qbd8)
Could be sudden concern about the state legislative races!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 11:00 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2024 11:00 PM (uBBbP)
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 11:00 PM (QfvaV)
Sadly, I work with a bunch of rabid progressives.
I would really like to experience their disappointment tomorrow, not gloating.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 11:00 PM (scDBq)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (lHPJf)
I'm fine with them delaying calls. I'm watching the raw numbers and making my own assessments. They should err on the side of responsible instead of calling states super early.
Plus they gotta make their ad revenue money. Lets not take that from them. The longer they drag this out, the more money they make. Cmon now.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 11:00 PM (uCjyK)
This is why I refuse to get excited until every state is called.
This happens every time, in all the swing states. The urban votes get held til they know how many votes they need.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 05, 2024 11:00 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (lUFok)
They are auspicious
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 11:00 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM
(q6dqN)
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I really wanted an open rigged DNC convention and Hillary nomination ... so Trump could have beaten "the most cheated on woman in the world" [h/t El Rushbo] like a rug TWICE!
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 11:00 PM (jfKqs)
Posted by: Max Power at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (+hny1)
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C'mon. You know you want to....
Posted by: Jello Pudding Cups at November 05, 2024 11:00 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Max Power at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (+hny1)
Don't be. We good.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 11:00 PM (lX8VI)
Shapiro is also widely believed to be the architect of the 2020 "fortification". Which is why the RNC shutting down an attempt in PA to repeat it with extreme prejudice is a Big Effin Deal.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (OyOhQ)
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious
I will go to my grave believing the cheat was extraordinary, and those assholes didn't help.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (vJiyU)
Trump: "As I was saying........."
Posted by: ...
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You've been cracking me up all night. I'm reading off ace to my mom and sister on speaker phone. They're in another city with about 5 streams between them (radio, t.v., YouTube)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (OyJmk)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (ufFY8)
Lolol, but not really.
Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (8Qbd
Let's not get crazy now.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (1YfKX)
Now she just gets a seven figure do-nothing job at an NGO.
——
Must be nice to fail upwards.
Posted by: electronic means at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (VV/8N)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (RUMEY)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 11:00 PM (MGB5H)
=====
You're a giver.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (xOnCy)
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (jNULC)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (5p7BC)
·
39s
🚨#BREAKING: CNN is now reporting that Kamala Harris's headquarters has fallen into complete silence, with crowds of supporters visibly tense with some seen pacing while others are beginning to lose hope as updates come in
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 11:00 PM (LkLld)
Point and laugh, people.
Point and laugh.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jmel at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (bVhJi)
Just mute it and watch the body language and facial expressions.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (dg+HA)
The people there are giving back American flags they were holding and waving. I wonder what that portends
Posted by: Moki at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (wLjpr)
I found this site the night of the first big 2016 elections debate, where Megyn Kelly moderated. I searched for a place to help me process what I had just witnessed.
This site is awesome, and especially on election nights. Even with the garbage in the 2020 elections, this was the place to be.
Posted by: Briny the Elder at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (VR4cY)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 11:00 PM (LkLld)
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Sad.
Bwahahahaha!!
Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (79pEw)
Posted by: Quint at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (h1IH1)
Brown -- gone!
Casey -- gone!
Go and get your fuckin' shinebox, Tammy Baldwin!
Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Bete at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (LX4y3)
Posted by: Anti-Faucist
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Kamala better not be in Dr Jill's vicinity without secret service around
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (Wx316)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 05, 2024 11:00 PM (Vvh2V)
Yes but we did it this time Tammy. God is good.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM (+I6Y/)
Established by laws passed by State Legislatures and signed by Governors.
Then modified or voided in-real time by Democrat judges and/or State SOSs in Blue and Purple States.
It's a racket that Federal Courts approve of through inaction. (No Standing!)
Posted by: Synthetic Sponge at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (KRtlO)
I'm not hip enough to know what that means, but I'll take it to be reassurance.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (B9Prs)
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (wGun1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (i+WgN)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 11:00 PM (LkLld
Good.
Warm up the helicopters.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (RUMEY)
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 10:54 PM (1YfKX)
I mean... um.... you know...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (FAbrK)
Posted by: Donald Trump at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (/vN74)
It is just getting good...
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (tPMOE)
Two scoops!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (uBBbP)
Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 10:53 PM (aBgBM)
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Yeah they've been slacking.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 10:54 PM
Morons do get pretty weak and forgetful if we go to long without eating bacon!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 05, 2024 11:02 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (qUkBO)
++++
Nancy Reagan red. That was some statement.
Posted by: washrivergal at November 05, 2024 11:02 PM (mzoqX)
Still. looks like Trump is leading in WI, MI, AZ, PA ... if he wins them all he is at 306 EV. He could lose PA and MI and still be at 272, if I'm counting correctly.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 05, 2024 11:02 PM (Cus5s)
Elon to Tucker, when asked about going all in, balls to the wall for Trump, knowing the consequences.
"If you're going in, play to win, no half measures".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 05, 2024 11:02 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 05, 2024 11:02 PM (8Qbd8)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 11:00 PM (LkLld)
Remember the pictures of the Hillary 2016 staffers staring at the tv in disbelief? I hope we get those pictures this time, too.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 11:02 PM (uCjyK)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 11:02 PM (aRslG)
Presidential protection or hit squad?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 05, 2024 11:02 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 11:02 PM (hlI31)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 11:00 PM (LkLld
Good.
Warm up the helicopters.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (RUMEY)
Can we haz yor fireworks?
Posted by: President Richard Punch at November 05, 2024 11:02 PM (uBBbP)
Posted by: Ukraine soldier at November 05, 2024 11:02 PM (7h5xt)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 11:02 PM (EmT/E)
Posted by: electronic means at November 05, 2024 11:03 PM (VV/8N)
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 05, 2024 11:03 PM (npSXl)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 11:03 PM (RUMEY)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (OyOhQ)
They are so clueless. How would the astronauts get home from the Space Station? You know who the alternate ride is?
Russia.
Briliant you fucking goobers. Let's kill SpaceX and send hundreds of millions of dollars to Putin.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 11:03 PM (QfvaV)
It's a good night Blondie!!!! A damn good night. And always fun to see you.
I don't even think I'm particularly on form, I think I have an abscess and I can barely talk or chew.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 11:03 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 11:03 PM (NGHTx)
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:55 PM
Prediction: DOJ tries to throw Rocket man in jail prior to January 20th.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 05, 2024 11:03 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 11:03 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 05, 2024 11:02 PM (HlyYF)
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Sheesh, it's only been two and a half weeks!
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 11:03 PM (xOnCy)
Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 11:03 PM (KRtlO)
From the White House that's another shot across Kamala's bow.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 11:03 PM (OyOhQ)
This is my shocked face. It looks just like my not shocked face. (I'm not very expressive)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 11:03 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Eternity Matters at November 05, 2024 11:03 PM (wb7Od)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 11:00 PM (LkLld)
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Sad.
Bwahahahaha!!
Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (79pEw)
I want to see them lose their bowels and sit on the floor, crying in their own shit.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 05, 2024 11:03 PM (ufFY8)
CNN is reporting that “silence” is coming from Kamala Harris’s campaign, “looking for bright spots.”
Posted by: Skeezix at November 05, 2024 11:03 PM (nw2qT)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (FAbrK)
HEY!
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 11:03 PM (1YfKX)
We've got you under the microscope, young lady!
Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 05, 2024 11:03 PM (eVr3D)
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but muh abortions!!
What about muh abortionzzzz...z..z?!?!?!
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 05, 2024 11:03 PM (M7vhK)
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (wGun1)
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And the second person to win exactly three presidential elections!
Posted by: Zombie Richard Nixon at November 05, 2024 11:03 PM (iyMuA)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 11:03 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 11:03 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 05, 2024 11:04 PM (LPS7w)
Posted by: TRex at November 05, 2024 11:04 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 11:04 PM (V13WU)
@rawsalerts
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39s
🚨#BREAKING: CNN is now reporting that Kamala Harris's headquarters has fallen into complete silence, with crowds of supporters visibly tense with some seen pacing while others are beginning to lose hope as updates come in
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 11:00 PM (LkLld)
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BREAKING: Fireworks For Sale Cheap!
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 11:04 PM (jfKqs)
Ya damn sonuvabitches couldn't check in every once in awhile, to let us know you hadn't croaked?! 😉
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 05, 2024 11:04 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 05, 2024 11:03 PM (npSXl)
some of us told ya to get the tingle.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 11:04 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: mrp at November 05, 2024 11:04 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 05, 2024 11:04 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 10:57 PM (5p7BC)
His pet spirochete just shit on that line in the script.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 11:04 PM (i8Ekk)
Elon Musk and Ron Paul walk in the door on Monday.
So, what is it you would say you do here?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 11:04 PM (RUMEY)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 11:04 PM (IyPmt)
Interesting. Not something the "DNC mastermind in the basement" would say.
Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2024 11:04 PM (9O5em)
Oh brother. Delayed results in AZ because of bomb threats against polling places, which were evacuated.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 05, 2024 11:04 PM (OyJmk)
Posted by: Skeezix at November 05, 2024 11:03 PM (nw2qT)
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There was no joy in Cackleville....
Posted by: Axenab at November 05, 2024 11:04 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2024 11:04 PM (DDGz9)
@rawsalerts
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39s
🚨#BREAKING: CNN is now reporting that Kamala Harris's headquarters has fallen into complete silence, with crowds of supporters visibly tense with some seen pacing while others are beginning to lose hope as updates come in
Posted by: JackStraw
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Get out the Flavor-Ade
Posted by: Jim Jones at November 05, 2024 11:04 PM (/lPRQ)
They addressed that too: their theory is that SpaceX succeeded in spite of Musk, so when the NASA bureaucracy is in charge it'll be even better.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (OyOhQ)
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (uCjyK)
The Republicans flipped the governorship of Puerto Rico tonight.
Posted by: Azathoth at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Quint at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (h1IH1)
Posted by: Sid at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (vFiqA)
Remember the pictures of the Hillary 2016 staffers staring at the tv in disbelief? I hope we get those pictures this time, too.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 11:02 PM (uCjyK)
++++
My fondest memory was when Hillary thought that she had won, Chelsea running up to her with her smiling clown face, and ol' Bill jumping up and down with glee.
Posted by: washrivergal at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (mzoqX)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 11:03 PM (XV/Pl)
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I've got bad news for you. It was pretty close, though.
Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (79pEw)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: electronic means at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (VV/8N)
Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (hlI31)
Posted by: Henry O. at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (Wnkzy)
Make the Red Planet a Red State. If Mars doesn't have 3 EVs by 2070, we've failed as a species!
Posted by: Locarno at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (aQ6iI)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (2I8Yw)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (FAbrK)
HEY!
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 11:03 PM (1YfKX)
It's not like I'm not twitterpated with you.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (FAbrK)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (+I6Y/)
CNN is reporting that “silence” is coming from Kamala Harris’s campaign, “looking for bright spots.”
Posted by: Skeezix at November 05, 2024 11:03 PM (nw2qT)
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Tim's Tampon is spotting ...
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (jfKqs)
Posted by: B B King at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (/vN74)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 11:03 PM (RUMEY)
Mitch McConnell says "who's this 'ours' you're talkin' about"
Posted by: kbdabear at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (6pubT)
Just how stupid are those people? They're not even B/C people. They're the person pulled off the bench because no one else is left who knows anything about the game.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (vLxSK)
https://tinyurl.com/573yw68h
Posted by: kbdabear at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (6pubT)
Where have you been?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 11:06 PM (XV/Pl)
Thanks Coach!
Posted by: mrp at November 05, 2024 11:04 PM
If Trump wins my home state I will give my Schadenboner my credit card and tell it to max it out. Aint no party like a Minnfidel party!
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 05, 2024 11:06 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 05, 2024 10:56 PM (FAbrK)
tremendous, hah. A talent on loan from...somewhere.
Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 11:06 PM (QAK8m)
I’m cautiously optimistic!!!
Posted by: Secret Squirrel at November 05, 2024 11:06 PM (qzOu0)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 11:03 PM (NpAcC)
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But their sexual activities are none of our business.
Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2024 11:06 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 05, 2024 11:06 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (uCjyK)
Sounds like Fox
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 11:06 PM (IyPmt)
My goodness, look at these old, familiar nics! Makes me happy to see you!
Ya damn sonuvabitches couldn't check in every once in awhile, to let us know you hadn't croaked?! 😉
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor
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Just wait until zombie unassumingly posts in in some Gardening Thread.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 05, 2024 11:06 PM (OyJmk)
Posted by: Simplemind at November 05, 2024 11:06 PM (YrUlT)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 05, 2024 11:06 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Quint at November 05, 2024 11:06 PM (h1IH1)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (k1Qly)
Wasn't that exactly what Hillary's campaign was saying in 2016?
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 11:06 PM (1YfKX)
Posted by: It's me donna
This is my shocked face... can you tell?
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2024 11:06 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 05, 2024 11:06 PM (8Qbd8)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 11:06 PM (B9Prs)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 05, 2024 11:06 PM (U1w17)
Thanks Coach!
Posted by: mrp at November 05, 2024 11:04 PM (rj6Yv)
This is my surprise pick of the night.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 05, 2024 11:06 PM (gCs88)
Barring several miracles, Trump has won. The needle leaning Trump in all the blue
Go looks at the New York Times. Unless their experts are way off on the remaining vote, we’re toast. I’m sorry.
Get a grip. The Times is running a scab site right now, but beyond that, Harris is running close to Biden numbers in PA. GA and NC are close, and WI and MI are still close, leaning Harris.
It’s the blue counties that are the last to report, too, partly because of the bomb threats.
I hope and wish you are right but I don’t see it. She has to hold the blue wall to 270. That’s a massive underperformance
If he takes GA and NC, all he needs is PA. And it does not look happy for the good guys right now.
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 05, 2024 11:06 PM (e5+wf)
Posted by: Skeezix at November 05, 2024 11:03 PM (nw2qT)
Have they tried walking toward the light.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 11:06 PM (lX8VI)
He's the guy where they need to pull up a bus full of dudes in Speedos to his house and have them all come to the door and say they're here to give his daughter an abortion.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 11:07 PM (OyOhQ)
holding out hope
Posted by: McCool at November 05, 2024 11:07 PM (Faee9)
Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 11:07 PM (KRtlO)
It may be the most schadenfreude-ian moment of my life.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2024 11:07 PM (RIvkX)
"We've been here before, Sam"
No victory anything until this is fully in the bag.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 11:07 PM (FGFJD)
1. Trump actually won big. Trumpism is real, and a big majority
2. The dems planned to win by +15 (by cheating) and crush Trumpism. They didn't.
3. They were driven to a theft so clumsy and brash that no one can deny it. They are now the party of despots and stolen elections.
4. If Biden steals the presidency, he will sit in that seat as a thief, loser, and fraud. (and probably urine soaked pants,...)
6. If Rs play it right, they will sweep the midterms.
7. we get to watch Biden decompose behind the resolute desk. This could be fun.
8. Remember that Harris is a buffoon. She is a joke and will make a fool of herself.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 06, 2020 06:24 AM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is the end of the junta at November 05, 2024 11:07 PM (mBPMN)
Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2024 11:07 PM (9O5em)
Posted by: Anti-Faucist
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Kamala better not be in Dr Jill's vicinity without secret service around
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (Wx316)
So there was talk earlier today about Joe doing a concession speech before Kamla got to say anything. That would be sweet.
Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 11:07 PM (LHPAg)
Also happened in GA.
This is their ploy to disrupt the counting.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 11:07 PM (scDBq)
CNN is now reporting that Kamala Harris's headquarters has fallen into complete silence, with crowds of supporters visibly tense with some seen pacing while others are beginning to lose hope as updates come in
Posted by: JackStraw
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Not good enough. I want them wailing, sobbing and committing seppuku.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 11:07 PM (EsZUh)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 05, 2024 11:07 PM (27L5L)
Exactly! Formulaic sequels are the worst.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 11:07 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 05, 2024 11:07 PM (ZpzRm)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 05, 2024 11:07 PM (W5ArC)
Red Hawk, famous Chief of the Shawnee, was a legendary marksman. Ruger later named a brand of high-caliber revolver after him. He was said never to have missed a shot with his rifle when it counted.
Well, his men had a run-in with troops led by none other than George Motherfucking Washington. Washington was also famous for fighting on the front lines. This made it ridiculously easy for Red Hawk to spot him and take aim on him.
Red Hawk's first shot missed.
His second, third, and fourth shots missed.
His fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, and ninth shots missed.
After his tenth shot on Washington missed, Red Hawk called for a retreat. He was convinced that Washington was being protected by God, and there was no way the French/Indian alliance would win that battle.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at November 05, 2024 11:07 PM (YrTFn)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (OyOhQ)
It's like they've never heard of Wesley Mouch
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 11:07 PM (QfvaV)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 11:03 PM (XV/Pl)
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I've got bad news for you. It was pretty close, though.
Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (79pEw)
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Prosecute his ass for FARA violations. He can share a cell with Hunter Biden.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 11:07 PM (vLxSK)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 11:07 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Quint at November 05, 2024 11:07 PM (h1IH1)
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 11:05 PM (V13WU)
So, it's Disney...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (RUMEY)
Just think Frank, we will soon have NEW memes! Tiktok may be chinese spyware, but it does also capture the liberal madnes well.
Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (QAK8m)
>>I've got bad news for you. It was pretty close, though.
Ughhh, tell me he lost, lie to me if you must.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (i+WgN)
I could see her visibly wincing as the CBS analysts were talking about the Hispanic vote swing to Trump.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (HlyYF)
God is very, very good! But He may have grown angry at what we as a country ate allowing to happen to His children and babies.
Regardless, I hope you and Mrs ... continue to improve?
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (hlI31)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (LkLld)
This is their ploy to disrupt the counting.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 11:07 PM (scDBq)
You knew it was coming.
Posted by: In for a long night at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (2NXcZ)
F*ck that shit. Donald better be trolling here ...
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (jfKqs)
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nice, does it involve magic ??
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (V13WU)
No. Just no. Don't start this shit again. That guy knifed you last time.
No.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (QfvaV)
Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (8Qbd8)
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 05, 2024 11:07 PM (ZpzRm)
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I just looked at my local news site and ALL the races in WA are called for the Dems with 0% of the vote.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (xOnCy)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 11:07 PM (vLxSK)
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If pursuing FARA violations puts 95% of the House in prison, I'm fine with it.
It'd also probably put 100% of the Senate in prison, and I'd also be okay with that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (q6dqN)
@DrewPavlou
How fucking obvious can it be
Am I the only social democrat that understands this
VOTERS FUCKING DESPISE INFINITY MIGRATION ZERO BORDERS POLICIES
JUST BE NORMAL ON IMMIGRATION HOLY SHIT
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 11:09 PM (1YfKX)
* I might be tipsy*
Posted by: Simplemind at November 05, 2024 11:06 PM (YrUlT)
ghost of kari?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 11:09 PM (FGFJD)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 05, 2024 11:09 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 11:09 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 11:09 PM (RUMEY)
Posted by: Minnfidel
I did my part in MN. But I think I should have skipped voting and car bombed Al Franken's Buick.
Posted by: mikeski at November 05, 2024 11:09 PM (DgGvY)
Hope all is well.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 05, 2024 11:07 PM (27L5L)
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Hi Jinx! We did too, but alas. All is well here, and hope it is the same for you.
Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 11:09 PM (79pEw)
Currently our four US House seats are held by Republicans. All four are running as incumbents. At the moment, one has definitely won, two are comfortably ahead, and the fourth is ahead by 1% with 84% reporting.
Republicans currently have strong majorities in both state house chambers, I haven't seen any reports on how those elections are going.
Our governess and US Senators are not up for reelection this year.
Iowa report complete.
Posted by: BillyD at November 05, 2024 11:09 PM (Yt3ED)
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He also leaked the Trump-Zelensky corruption phone call tarted up with false 'info'.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 11:09 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 05, 2024 11:09 PM (ig8VZ)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is the end of the junta at November 05, 2024 11:07 PM (mBPMN)
Nice. Who do you like in the stock market?
Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2024 11:09 PM (9O5em)
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 11:09 PM (jfKqs)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 05, 2024 11:09 PM (4p0Xq)
It'd also probably put 100% of the Senate in prison, and I'd also be okay with that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (GBKbO)
Not Rand!!!
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 11:09 PM (MGB5H)
The "Insurrection Act" ploy must be the plan.
Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2024 11:07 PM (9O5em)
How so?
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 11:09 PM (vLxSK)
More! I need more!
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at November 05, 2024 11:09 PM (8XYYe)
MSNBC still refusing to call GA and NC
holding out hope
Posted by: McCoo
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Same as Fox. The MSM is being responsible and cautious.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 05, 2024 11:09 PM (OyJmk)
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 11:09 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (RUMEY)
First time in their lives CA actually voted for her...
In the postmortem, the libs will have to look at not having a primary, even a short, messy one with bloodshed, as a mistake.
Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 11:10 PM (QAK8m)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2024 11:10 PM (RIvkX)
Testing.
Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (hlI31)
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Do we have any documentation he's entered her shower, hypocrite?
Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2024 11:10 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 11:10 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Frank Baroness at November 05, 2024 11:10 PM (/vN74)
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nice, does it involve magic ??
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (V13WU
Lulz
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 11:10 PM (RUMEY)
Way to go AP.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM
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And they seem curiously reluctant to call GA and NC.
Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 05, 2024 11:10 PM (ZpzRm)
tremendous, hah. A talent on loan from...somewhere.
Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 11:06 PM (QAK8m)
You flatter me. Thanks. And yes. On loan....
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 05, 2024 11:10 PM (FAbrK)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 05, 2024 11:02 PM (w6EFb)
Mike Ehrmentraut: *nods sagely*
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 05, 2024 11:10 PM (XfoBK)
Posted by: anachronda at November 05, 2024 11:10 PM (edU/H)
JUST BE NORMAL ON IMMIGRATION HOLY SHIT
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 11:09 PM (1YfKX)
That really is undeniably true.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 11:10 PM (uCjyK)
Why Trump is going to win Pennsylvania:
1) Philly is only coming in for Harris by 57 points when Biden carried it by over 63.
2) Almost all of Pittsburgh is already in.
3) Trump still leads by 3% (over 140,000 votes statewide).
4) Hardly any of Cambria County is in yet (Trump carried it by 26K in 2020).
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Fingers crossed!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:10 PM (GBKbO)
Trump needs to pick no one, and I mean NO ONE, who's ever been involved in government at any level.
Consult with Musk to find some good private-sector picks.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 05, 2024 11:10 PM (W5ArC)
*************
Party of baby killing, wars, jailing political opponents, censorship and murdering squirrels: We're the good guys!
ho lee fuk
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxed Ranger - Ready to Dip in Trump Branded Pudding, Classy and Luxurious at November 05, 2024 11:10 PM (M7vhK)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (lUFok)
They are auspicious
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 11:00 PM (MGB5H)
And cromulent.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 05, 2024 11:10 PM (g8Ew8)
NY Times needle: 301 EVs, 89% chance of victory
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (OyJmk)
@EYakoby
Breaking: Masked Hamas supporters have flooded the streets of New York City protesting the election.
Many are wearing Hamas headbands and waving Hamas flags. Whoever wins this election must hold these domestic terrorists accountable.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 05, 2024 11:06 PM (8Qbd
———
They just launched the Europa Clipper. In six years it will land a probe on Europa.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (NiXiP)
Posted by: Ryan Frank at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (CcF4i)
Posted by: mikeski at November 05, 2024 11:09 PM
Yep,
Never underestimate Franken's magical Buick trunk!
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Minnfidel
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And isn't Rob Reiner supposed to set himself on fire?
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (JIkaw)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (EmT/E)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (i+WgN)
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 05, 2024 11:10 PM (XfoBK)
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I understood this reference.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (xOnCy)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: The Fat Lady at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (i0F8b)
It'd also probably put 100% of the Senate in prison, and I'd also be okay with that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (GBKbO)
Not Rand!!!
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 11:09 PM (MGB5H)
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Politicians are assumed to be gutter trash.
Paul might not be, but the assumption is still there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Frank Barone at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (/vN74)
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (V13WU)
I don't want to jinx things but.....
Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Ryan Frank at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM
My goodness you must be tired!
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: electronic means at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (VV/8N)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (3I6ue)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (KAi1n)
OH no.
Not until after it's official.
THEN the balls come out and it's teabags galore.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (QAK8m)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (2cS/G)
Is anyone going to call it?
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (EmT/E)
Trump just flipped a county in PA. It flashed off the screen don't know which one it was. Kornacki says it's because of the Latino vote.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 05, 2024 11:12 PM (OyJmk)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (q6dqN)
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Swing state commie governors (as well as Gruesome Newscum) eyeing 2028?
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 11:12 PM (jfKqs)
Selzer hasn't moved out of state in embarrassment yet!?
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 11:10 PM (k1Qly)
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Why?
The establishment of Iowa probably still loves her because she's a conduit to Manhattan contacts who still think she's the best pollster in America.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:12 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 05, 2024 11:12 PM (LPS7w)
Posted by: Star Wars Bimbos at November 05, 2024 11:12 PM (OaZlZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 11:12 PM (i+WgN)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 05, 2024 11:12 PM (+I6Y/)
This is what happens when you cheat to get a demented child molester into the White House and then pretend for 3 1/2 years that he's the one calling the shots. You pretend men can magically turn into women. You think it's ok to murder children in the womb. It's a celebration when a teenage girl cuts her tits off and grows a beard. Illegal immigrants will do the jobs Americans won't. We are killing the planet by eating meat and heating our homes.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 11:12 PM (fg15Q)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 05, 2024 11:12 PM (lhenN)
That said, Alaska hasn't gone D for President since LBJ back in '64, and it's not going to go D tonight.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 05, 2024 11:12 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 05, 2024 11:12 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 11:12 PM (NGHTx)
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (qUkBO)
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Honestly wouldn't be surprised if both of them voted straight R out of pure spite. Jill's gotta be pissed that she lost her job as Shadow President during the palace coup.
Posted by: Ray Epp's Discarded Conscience at November 05, 2024 11:12 PM (L23uq)
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 05, 2024 11:12 PM (e5+wf)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 05, 2024 11:12 PM (paSBy)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 05, 2024 11:12 PM (lhenN)
So, normal for him, you're saying.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 05, 2024 11:12 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM
The lard will burn for years.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 05, 2024 11:12 PM (4p0Xq)
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Are they too busy laying down lobster traps to count the votes...?
Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 05, 2024 11:12 PM (ZpzRm)
Lolol, but not really.
Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 05, 2024 10:59 PM (8Qbd
Let's not get crazy now.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 11:01 PM (1YfKX)
There's only so much God can do......
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at November 05, 2024 11:12 PM (H0ehV)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (oZhjI)
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Because Maine probably has a very good chance of being the most corrupt state government in America?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:13 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 11:06 PM (QAK8m)
You know. The thing.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 05, 2024 11:13 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Wally at November 05, 2024 11:13 PM (7h5xt)
Posted by: mnw at November 05, 2024 11:13 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 11:13 PM (i+WgN)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 05, 2024 11:13 PM (trR8J)
Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 05, 2024 11:13 PM (8Qbd8)
Posted by: Oldstoke at November 05, 2024 11:13 PM (lvKkc)
Sheehy (R): 18854
Tester (Good Riddance): 14621
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 11:13 PM (ghV3u)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 11:13 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 11:13 PM (2cS/G)
This is the kind of thing I can do easily in Florida, since I know the state, so good chance she is right.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 11:13 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: dantesed at November 05, 2024 11:13 PM (Oy/m2)
Note landing, just wide orbit of Jupiter making a bunch of close passes over Europa. A lander will come later.
And, it was Space Daddy that launched Clipper for them. They built the probe, but it was Falcon Heavy that launched them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 05, 2024 11:13 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 05, 2024 11:13 PM (elaR+)
I don't want to jinx things but.....
Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (KRtlO)
Keep that zipper up!
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 11:13 PM (FGFJD)
They won't certify the election. Raskin said that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 11:13 PM (RUMEY)
Why Trump is going to win Pennsylvania:
1) Philly is only coming in for Harris by 57 points when Biden carried it by over 63.
2) Almost all of Pittsburgh is already in.
3) Trump still leads by 3% (over 140,000 votes statewide).
4) Hardly any of Cambria County is in yet (Trump carried it by 26K in 2020).
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Fingers crossed!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:10 PM (GBKbO)
X10
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 11:13 PM (i24o9)
No. Just no. Don't start this shit again. That guy knifed you last time.
No.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (QfvaV)
??? How did he do that? I remember Pompeo standing by Trump
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 11:13 PM (SHAib)
Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 11:13 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Ryan Frank at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM
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The most traumatizing night of my life. Haven't been the same since (chronic insomnia requiring mucho alcohol) ...
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 11:14 PM (jfKqs)
Good little commies there.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2024 11:14 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 11:14 PM (q6dqN)
Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 05, 2024 11:13 PM (8Qbd
Jimmy Carter! Tanned, rested and BRAINNSSS
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 11:14 PM (vLxSK)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (LkLld)
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I interpreted that as "I don't feel like staying up any later to make a concession speech so I'm going to bed."
Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 11:14 PM (79pEw)
And I don't know about landing on Europa. You remember the warning: All these worlds are yours, except Europa. Attempt no landing there. Use them together, use them in peace.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 05, 2024 11:14 PM (w6EFb)
JUST BE NORMAL ON IMMIGRATION HOLY SHIT
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Someone let the GOPe hear that too.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 11:14 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (V13WU
Lulz
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 11:10 PM (RUMEY)
No, it involves fake shutting down the count again due to "bomb threats" and Kamala wins by 8A.
Posted by: In for a long night at November 05, 2024 11:14 PM (2NXcZ)
I don't want to jinx things but.....
Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (KRtlO)
We can't jinx anything. We don't have the power to change any outcomes by what we say or don't say regarding this race. We can only make comments on what we see in front of us.
And what we're seeing is sweet vindication of 2020.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 05, 2024 11:14 PM (gCs88)
1. Trump actually won big. Trumpism is real, and a big majority
2. The dems planned to win by +15 (by cheating) and crush Trumpism. They didn't.
3. They were driven to a theft so clumsy and brash that no one can deny it. They are now the party of despots and stolen elections.
4. If Biden steals the presidency, he will sit in that seat as a thief, loser, and fraud. (and probably urine soaked pants,...)
6. If Rs play it right, they will sweep the midterms.
7. we get to watch Biden decompose behind the resolute desk. This could be fun.
8. Remember that Harris is a buffoon. She is a joke and will make a fool of herself.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 06, 2020 06:24 AM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is the end of the junta at November 05, 2024 11:07 PM (mBPMN)
One year ago?
You hit a number of them right on the nose - impressive!
#6 didn't pan out.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 11:14 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (KRtlO)
Not yet. Let go of the zipper.
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 11:14 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 11:14 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Justice for Peanut at November 05, 2024 11:14 PM (nBStl)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 11:14 PM (xOnCy)
Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 11:14 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 11:02 PM (aRslG)
enjoy being in the minority with no power
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 11:14 PM (wGun1)
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 11:14 PM (V13WU)
"We've been here before, Sam"
No victory anything until this is fully in the bag.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric
..........................
Yep.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 05, 2024 11:14 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 05, 2024 11:14 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: Don Black- penny for the guy! at November 05, 2024 11:14 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (Vvh2V)
Thank you, we are getting by for now!
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 11:15 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: dantesed at November 05, 2024 11:13 PM (Oy/m2)
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19 EVs from 270, assuming Trump wins 1 from Maine to offset the loss of 1 from Nebraska.
Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at November 05, 2024 11:15 PM (iyMuA)
Posted by: KT at November 05, 2024 11:15 PM (xekrU)
And if he does, nonstop impeachment.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 11:15 PM (RUMEY)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 05, 2024 11:12 PM (4p0Xq)
Finally the attention is off me.
Posted by: Centralia, PA at November 05, 2024 11:15 PM (ufFY8)
PA mail-in votes to start coming in in ~45 minutes.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 05, 2024 11:15 PM (OyJmk)
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM
The lard will burn for years.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 05, 2024 11:12 PM (4p0Xq)
Like one of those huge piles of tires.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 05, 2024 11:15 PM (lg881)
Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 05, 2024 11:15 PM (8Qbd8)
Posted by: electronic means at November 05, 2024 11:15 PM (VV/8N)
Must contend with him for another 6 years.
Posted by: Secret Squirrel at November 05, 2024 11:15 PM (Ixnhk)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 11:15 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 05, 2024 11:10 PM (XfoBK)
Oh, niiiiice reference
Posted by: Briny the Elder at November 05, 2024 11:15 PM (VR4cY)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (LkLld)
I'm going all-in with my quatloos that if she loses (knock on wood) she never publicly concedes A New Way Forward, alright.
Posted by: Synthetic Sponge at November 05, 2024 11:15 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 11:15 PM (q6dqN)
Maybe Space Daddy can hook her up. LOL!
Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2024 11:15 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 11:13 PM (SHAib)
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In his interview with Rogan, Trump said Pompeo was a good guy.
Hi, NGU!
Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 11:15 PM (79pEw)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 11:14 PM (QGaXH)
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I like to remind people, but the House vote across the nation in 2022 was 50-47.3 R-D.
The House was a disappointment because of CA chicanery and the big Senate losses (Oz and Lake) were because of outright cheating in PA and AZ.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 11:16 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 11:16 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 11:07 PM (EsZUh)
And the Lamentations of duh Men pretending to be womenz
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2024 11:16 PM (QAkQ3)
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Yeah, that's my move.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at November 05, 2024 11:16 PM (ZpzRm)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 11:16 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at November 05, 2024 11:16 PM (Bq0ok)
Stephen Green
@VodkaPundit
Tomorrow's spin tonight: The electoral college and the popular vote are BOTH bullshit and need to be abolished
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 11:16 PM (aT5K/)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 05, 2024 11:13 PM (trR8J)
did what i could for cao, hoping that i did enough for kiggens to hold the senate...
Posted by: sturmtodler at November 05, 2024 11:16 PM (nsSpm)
lamps will be thrown
Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 11:16 PM (NGHTx)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 11:16 PM (OyOhQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 11:16 PM (i+WgN)
I want a hard headed FCC chairman to start pulling some licenses of these dishonest and openly biased broadcasters using our airwaves FOR FREE.
I'd start with CBS. Let the panic set in for the others while they try to figure out how to defend themselves.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 05, 2024 11:16 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 05, 2024 11:17 PM (27L5L)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 11:17 PM (aRslG)
Posted by: Broseidon, comptroller of the brocean at November 05, 2024 11:17 PM (8Qbd8)
Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 11:13 PM (i0F8b)
Typical Milwaukee BS. WI should give that whole city to IL, IL can give WI the driftless area around Galena.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 11:17 PM (FGFJD)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 05, 2024 11:12 PM (OyJmk)
+++
Probably Centre County. It's showing as red and that's wear Penn State is located.
Northampton County (Easton and Bethlehem) flipped to red as well.
Posted by: Ray Epp's Discarded Conscience at November 05, 2024 11:17 PM (L23uq)
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (JIkaw)
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There's a fire that would be visible from space.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 05, 2024 11:17 PM (U1w17)
He doesn't believe it's a coincidence ... yet ANOTHER F*CKING COLOR REVOLUTION IN PROCESS.
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 11:17 PM (jfKqs)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 11:17 PM (lHPJf)
My abundance of caution is the 3am surprises.
Praying bigly and often.
LET'S WIN THIS THING!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 05, 2024 11:17 PM (gi+MR)
(spoiler: the party NOT trying to kill or jail his dad.)
Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 11:17 PM (QAK8m)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 11:17 PM (I6YnL)
Posted by: Two Cents at November 05, 2024 11:17 PM (mW6aM)
No. Just no. Don't start this shit again. That guy knifed you last time.
No.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (QfvaV)
??? How did he do that? I remember Pompeo standing by Trump
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 11:13 PM (SHAib)
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Maybe confusing him with Bill Barr?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 05, 2024 11:17 PM (LPS7w)
Hi, NGU!
Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 11:15 PM (79pEw)
Hi. I miss northern VA kinda LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 11:17 PM (SHAib)
Posted by: Flyguy at November 05, 2024 11:17 PM (HA1lM)
Posted by: Frank Baroness at November 05, 2024 11:10 PM (/vN74)
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So we'll get another House Floor Impeachment.
Big deal.
The Senate has to go 66% and Vance is the tie breaker.
The House is an AFTERTHOUGHT for the designers of Impeachment and MEANT to be a CHECK on the Senate exuberance.
Pelosi WAY oversold the role of the House in Impeachment. It becomes the job of the House to make the case for removal to JUSTIFY their floor vote.
Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2024 11:17 PM (OaZlZ)
10. The rest of the world will understand that they spent 4 years on the anti-Trump ridicule bandwagon (because it was popular with the cool kids) and now they have to deal with China. Lots of luck assholes. Hey hat [Canada], who is going to protect you now? hey Merkel, what are you going to do now? Hey everyone - go fuck yourselves.
I do not think anyone is going to prison.
I think immigration will be open borders again and bad
I think national security is in the shitter. Trump gave the world security that he would fight for them if needed, and not be a sucker. We are back to uncle sucker status and everyone will look for more powerful friends.
I think big tech will make 1984 look like a happy book.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 06, 2020 06:24 AM (LWu6U)
(I promise, the ones I deleted were not important.) (actually, they were mostly based on the assumption the GOP would keep the Senate.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is the end of the junta at November 05, 2024 11:17 PM (mBPMN)
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 11:17 PM (jfKqs)
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 11:17 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 11:18 PM (lN/pN)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (LkLld)
Did she punch out for the night and head for the wine box?
Posted by: President Richard Punch at November 05, 2024 11:18 PM (uBBbP)
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (JIkaw)
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There's a fire that would be visible from space.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 05, 2024 11:17 PM (U1w17)
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And smell like bacon.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 05, 2024 11:18 PM (LPS7w)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 11:18 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 11:08 PM (MGB5H)
*******
Senate still at 50 for Republicans.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 11:18 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 11:18 PM (hovnC)
There needs to be a monument to Elon Fucking Musk.
...
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (w6EFb)
It's called "Mars". At least that's what we're calling it NOW...
Posted by: MrExcitement at November 05, 2024 11:18 PM (hOOi9)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at November 05, 2024 11:11 PM (NiXiP)
If everything works out, that will be pretty cool.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 05, 2024 11:18 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 05, 2024 11:17 PM (LPS7w)
maybe
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 11:18 PM (SHAib)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 05, 2024 11:16 PM (MeG8a)
Kill the chicken to scare the monkey.
Posted by: Ancient Chinese Secret at November 05, 2024 11:18 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Synthetic Sponge at November 05, 2024 11:15 PM (aBgBM)
She won't concede because she is still waiting or certain State courts to sentence Trump to Prison... for bullshit.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2024 11:18 PM (QAkQ3)
Breaking: Masked Hamas supporters have flooded the streets of New York City protesting the election.
Protesting what about the election?
That we are having one?
That Kamala won NY state??
They are just protesting because they're jerks and hate America.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 11:18 PM (scDBq)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 11:18 PM (oZhjI)
More! I need more!
Posted by: Taq
No red mirage -- real over performing deal. How / when do we concede?
“We must do without hope. There is always vengeance.” — from Lord Of The Rings
Once is tragedy, twice is farce. But this would be both.
Connecticut, Maine, Minnesota, New Mexico. Not called. The press calls Trump states right away, but not Harris states.
CNN says overall Trump improved his standing with Latino voters, despite MSG, despite everything. That seems unbelievable -- unless they were running some really strong Spanish-language misinformation campaigns.
trump understands Americans better than America does. Half of America is f-king angry and they want revenge.
I want to believe, but I’ve had a pit in my stomach and stressed heart since checking the latest results. Should probably go to bed or watch escapist TV to keep my sanity until we know one way or another for sure
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 05, 2024 11:18 PM (e5+wf)
Husband just put on Fox News. I think Bret Baier has been taking Ozempic. And has a terrible dye job.
Posted by: Jordan61
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I'm not watching Fox, but my sister is for the first time in years and she says it's like three facelifts later. She says Martha McCallum was almost unrecognizable. The Facelift Four were her, Bret Baier, Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 05, 2024 11:18 PM (OyJmk)
Must contend with him for another 6 years.
Posted by: Secret Squirrel at November 05, 2024 11:15 PM (Ixnhk)
I've got bad news for you. He's there for life. Best we can hope for is the Mitch McConnell replacement cuck somehow manages to keep him off the Senate Intel Committee.
Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 11:18 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 05, 2024 11:18 PM (gi+MR)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at November 05, 2024 11:16 PM (Bq0ok)
People love their congress-critter. :-/
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 11:18 PM (FGFJD)
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 11:18 PM (aT5K/)
They won't certify the election. Raskin said that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 11:13 PM (RUMEY)
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Seems pointless, as it would just fall back to a contingent election which would be won by Trump in the House and Vance in the Senate.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 11:19 PM (vLxSK)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 11:19 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 05, 2024 11:14 PM
Nate Silver is going to owe him 100K! Bad bet Nate. LOLGF
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 05, 2024 11:19 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Megthered at November 05, 2024 11:19 PM (mAWUX)
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 11:19 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: mrp at November 05, 2024 11:19 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Gwen Walz! at November 05, 2024 11:19 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: PabloD at November 05, 2024 11:19 PM (tShuD)
Posted by: Henry O. at November 05, 2024 11:19 PM (Wnkzy)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 11:19 PM (EmT/E)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 05, 2024 11:19 PM (FAbrK)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 11:19 PM (oZhjI)
FIFY
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 11:19 PM (QfvaV)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 11:19 PM (SHAib)
Posted by: Bensdad00 at November 05, 2024 11:19 PM (ZwieU)
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 05, 2024 11:18 PM (e5+wf)
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Sincerely, I want to thank you for all you do.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 05, 2024 11:20 PM (OyJmk)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 11:20 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2024 11:20 PM (PM7HD)
==
this one is my favorite!
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 11:20 PM (V13WU)
And if he does, nonstop impeachment.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 11:15 PM (RUMEY)
In good news, Schumer set the new standard that you can just ignore every impeachment with a party line vote...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 11:20 PM (exHjb)
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And the barn yard animals are quite nervous as a result....
Posted by: Simplemind at November 05, 2024 11:20 PM (YrUlT)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 05, 2024 11:20 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: California! at November 05, 2024 11:20 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Ray Epp's Discarded Conscience at November 05, 2024 11:21 PM (L23uq)
She learned from Hillary: never let them see you sweat, cry, or drink straight from the bottle in public.
Did she do some sort of glass ceiling at her event place?
Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 11:21 PM (QAK8m)
MSNBC is showing Harris headquarters. It's funereal, but the reporter says it's going to be a long night and a nail-biter. "Trump has gained significant support among Latinos despite all the things that he's said." Duh, they don't speak English so they didn't understand him.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 05, 2024 11:21 PM (OyJmk)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at November 05, 2024 11:21 PM (w3u3d)
Trump needs to freeze the field so if the Dems do another 3am vote dump...questions will be asked. The MSM is deliberately withholding calls on certain states to keep the door open for ballot hijinks...time to slam that door shut.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 05, 2024 11:22 PM (XjTSo)
Posted by: Ray Epp's Discarded Conscience at November 05, 2024 11:23 PM (L23uq)
*ponders*
Why does that sound so familiar? LOL
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 11:23 PM (5p7BC)
Or should I call him by his future title, Elon I, by the Grace of God, of the Planet Mars and his other Solar System realms and dominions, Emperor. Defender of the SPeech.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 05, 2024 10:58 PM (w6EFb)
Thank goodness he has sired a brood. Because we need so many more Elon Musks.
Posted by: DaisyB at November 05, 2024 11:24 PM (AbL8c)
Posted by: Frank Barone at November 05, 2024 11:24 PM (/vN74)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 11:23 PM (5p7BC)
I'm sure you'll hear it a lot, but whether your guess turns out to be 100% accurate or not, you were much more accurate than most of the media. You should definitely feel some pride in that!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 11:25 PM (uCjyK)
Posted by: Dark Brandon at November 05, 2024 11:25 PM (xverI)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 05, 2024 11:25 PM (Cus5s)
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Kamala is going to beat Doug within an inch of his life.
Posted by: Dark Brandon at November 05, 2024 11:26 PM (xverI)
Come on.
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 11:27 PM (wGun1)
A bunch of them on my profile page
https://x.com/kbdabear
Posted by: kbdabear at November 05, 2024 11:28 PM (6pubT)
Posted by: mrp at November 05, 2024 11:29 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 05, 2024 11:36 PM (bf4nr)
You have no idea. But you're about to find out.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 11:36 PM (LkLld)
* begins helicopter spinning erect penis*
Posted by: Simplemind at November 05, 2024 11:42 PM (YrUlT)
I am up until it is sort of kinda maybe over and in the bag for Trump/Vance.
Feeling deflated at the stall. For awhile I was at Mach 2 or so...
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 05, 2024 11:48 PM (gi+MR)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 11:56 PM (TGPs7)
Yeah, it's like pass out and discover at 8 am that, yeah, a lot of ballots came in and...
Posted by: Auspex at November 05, 2024 11:58 PM (j4U/Z)
Howie Carr
@HowieCarrShow
MA races:
Kelly Dooner up 4000 votes for Taunton state senate seat... Healey's standout for her opponent Sun. made all the difference!
Ken Sweezey wins rep seat over dreadful DEI Democrat from Pembroke.
GOP now regaining legislative seats lost under the lunatic leadership of Jim Jones Lyons & Deadbeat Door Dash Diehl.
Question 1 to audit legislature passes bigtime but we'll see if legislative hacks will abide by the will of the people.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 11:58 PM (TGPs7)
Me too. The steal states are happiest when everyone is complacent
Posted by: In for a long night at November 05, 2024 11:59 PM (2NXcZ)
I cannot fathom the idea that Trump will win 300EVs, we will pick up several senate seats...and lose the house?
Speaker of the House Hakeem Jeffries?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 06, 2024 12:01 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 11:23 PM (5p7BC)
So does the let's go home it will take hours!
Posted by: In for a long night at November 06, 2024 12:02 AM (2NXcZ)
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 06, 2024 12:10 AM (7ycIc)
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