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Trump Wins Ohio
Decision Desk Calls NC for Trump
Fox Calls TX Senate for Cruz!

Update: Trump needs NC, GA, and one of the blue wall states.

One down! Two to go!

(He could also win if he loses all of the blue wall state, but he'd have to flip a state like NH or New Mexico. Or Virginia.)

Update: Halperin says that Jen Psaki is ruminating about the evils of the electoral college system on MSNBC, a "real news" station.

Ohio was closer than expected. Megyn Kelly just brought up the bad possibility that this might mean that Kamala Harris has more strength in the neighboring blue wall states of WI, MI, and PA.

But the "Needle" just flipped Michigan from "Lean Harris" to "toss-up." And both GA and NC to "Lean Trump."

And it also moves the election into the Leaning Trump category.

Boy it's been a while since we had some calls.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 09:18 PM




Comments

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1 Mhmm.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 09:18 PM (k1Qly)

2 Whoa!

Posted by: gdgm+ at November 05, 2024 09:18 PM (n/hEP)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:19 PM (Zz0t1)

4 I think DeWine dragged down Ohio...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 09:19 PM (exHjb)

5 I'm still holding out for that R. Budd Dwyer moment from one of the psycho news networks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:19 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Virginia with 55% reporting.
Trump - 49.4%
Harris - 48.7%

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 09:19 PM (6ydKt)

7 MSNBC panics about Latino men turning to Trump:

"They may be breaking for Trump by as many as 10 points..." pic.twitter.com/IAwe19uOfz

— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) November 6, 2024

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But all Hispanics want open borders.

The RNC of 2013 told me so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:19 PM (GBKbO)

8 Howdy Horde! Making my joyful exit from Chicagistan. O'Hare is a friggin' ghost town rt now....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at November 05, 2024 09:19 PM (cusV6)

9 Word is that Trump HQ is seeing WI as trending their way more than PA, though it still looks good for them in PA.

GA and NC are pretty much done, and AZ has been voting more GOP today than either of those.

With WI that is 272 EVs. Doesn't matter what NV, MI, PA or any of the rest do.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 09:20 PM (5p7BC)

10 Lord, hear our prayer.

Posted by: Goddessoftheclassroom at November 05, 2024 09:20 PM (USyCi)

11 OH is going to be a larger win than 2020, +9 most likely how is that closer than expected?

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:20 PM (MGB5H)

12 PA is looking more and more lost, but I'm still hoping DJT finds a way to pull it out.

Posted by: XTC at November 05, 2024 09:20 PM (6Uni8)

13 Howdy Horde! Making my joyful exit from Chicagistan. O'Hare is a friggin' ghost town rt now....
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at November 05, 2024 09:19 PM (cusV6)



What'd they do with all the illegals that were living there?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:20 PM (Zz0t1)

14 Polls in AZ closed 20 mins ago... Time for FOX to call it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 05, 2024 09:20 PM (5fPWA)

15 But the "Needle" just flipped Michigan from "Lean Harris" to "toss-up." And both GA and NC to "Lean Trump."

==


things are moving fast and furious, so NC now - is Trump

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:20 PM (V13WU)

16 Hopefully, Ohio can get rid of Sherrod Brown.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at November 05, 2024 09:20 PM (s19xO)

17 Why the fuck has virgina been called?

Posted by: Ryan Frank at November 05, 2024 09:20 PM (CcF4i)

18 North Carolina with 51% reporting.
Trump - 50.7%
Harris - 48.2%

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 09:21 PM (6ydKt)

19 @12: "PA is looking more and more lost, but I'm still hoping DJT finds a way to pull it out."

NYT needle prediction just moved to +0.1% Trump for the first time tonight.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 09:21 PM (k1Qly)

20 I'm seeing Ohio at almost +9 for Trump. That's not close, is it?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 09:21 PM (EmT/E)

21 I have cracked open the bourbon. Win or lose, I'm going to be toasty either celebrating or drowning my sorrows.

I've bought an election night bottle for the last three elections. Something did occur to me earlier tonight:

2016 - Jefferson's Reserve
2020 - Larceny
2024 - Jefferson's Reserve

Posted by: Bert G at November 05, 2024 09:21 PM (VARTN)

22 I'm seeing Ohio at almost +9 for Trump. That's not close, is it?
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 09:21 PM (EmT/E)


More than enough to bring Moreno across the finish line.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:21 PM (MGB5H)

23 Why the fuck has virgina been called?

Posted by: Ryan Frank

It's cocksucker, Wu.

Cocksuckers.

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 05, 2024 09:21 PM (MsrgL)

24 Word is that Trump HQ is seeing WI as trending their way more than PA, though it still looks good for them in PA.

GA and NC are pretty much done, and AZ has been voting more GOP today than either of those.

With WI that is 272 EVs. Doesn't matter what NV, MI, PA or any of the rest do.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 09:20 PM (5p7BC)

good, good...but NV would be nice...

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:21 PM (V13WU)

25 20 I'm seeing Ohio at almost +9 for Trump. That's not close, is it?
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 09:21 PM (EmT/E)

No

Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 09:21 PM (IyPmt)

26 Boy it's been a while since we had some calls.

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East of the Rockies, you're on the air...

Posted by: Zombie Art Bell at November 05, 2024 09:21 PM (Vyll1)

27 Senor Trump es muy macho!!!

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 09:21 PM (QfvaV)

28 The needle is lean Trump, 284 - 254.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 05, 2024 09:21 PM (7ycIc)

29 I am worried about NC, it has tightened up considerably. Any NC peeps with inside info?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 09:22 PM (EmT/E)

30 >>>17 Why the fuck has virgina been called?

it's because of which vote is outstanding. I presume that the votes in are mostly from pro-trump rural counties, leaving the blue suburbs with most of the vote outstanding.

I mean, that's the usual reason. I haven't looked at the numbers myself to see where the vote is out.

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 09:22 PM (KRtlO)

31 Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 09:20 PM (5p7BC)

In Dave we trust … all others must show their work

Posted by: browndog ready to howl at November 05, 2024 09:22 PM (TTAGa)

32 so, Senate is good , yes ?

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:22 PM (V13WU)

33 But all Hispanics want open borders.

The RNC of 2013 told me so.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:19 PM (GBKbO)

=====

I know lots of Hispanics and I don't know any who want open borders. Except maybe my idiot brothers-in-law.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 09:22 PM (xOnCy)

34 12 PA is looking more and more lost, but I'm still hoping DJT finds a way to pull it out.
Posted by: XTC at November 05, 2024 09:20 PM (6Uni

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This is silly nonsense brought upon by ignorance of what's being counted.

All that's being counted is the early voting, which favored Democrats over Republicans by 20% with Independents off to the side.

Which means that...Kamala isn't getting anything more from Indies in the most Democrat favored method of voting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:22 PM (GBKbO)

35 Reuters map has the least states called.
I am assuming the networks want to jump the gun.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 05, 2024 09:22 PM (ufFY8)

36 Ted Cruz ran a crappy campaign, but looks like he’s leading 51% to 46 %.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 05, 2024 09:09 PM (S6gqv)


He's been trashing McConnell for not giving him any monetary support whatsoever.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:10 PM (Zz0t1)

-------------------

This is from the last thread.

I have despised McConnell for over a decade but he just keeps sinking lower and lower. He is now lower than a snake's belly.

Posted by: Decaf at November 05, 2024 09:22 PM (unUNN)

37 Behind in Nebraska ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 09:22 PM (IyPmt)

38 Ohio was closer than expected. Megyn Kelly just brought up the bad possibility that this might mean that Kamala Harris has more strength in the neighboring blue wall states of WI, MI, and PA.

But the "Needle" just flipped Michigan from "Lean Harris" to "toss-up." And both GA and NC to "Lean Trump."

++++
And now we see where the Party is. So far, no surprises. The next states up are hotly contested, and many were part of the Six State Stop

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 09:23 PM (HnUIn)

39 Western and Central PA numbers will coming in.

Fuck Filthadelphia.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 05, 2024 09:23 PM (dR6yv)

40 In Ohio, it's Brown v Moreno - which is Brown in Spanish.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 09:23 PM (QfvaV)

41 Kirk is saying Trump OH+9.5

Posted by: jsg at November 05, 2024 09:23 PM (7kKPC)

42 Ohio with 58% reporting.
Trump - 54.1%
Harris - 45.0%

I don't know, 9.1% seems like a pretty good lead to me!

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 09:23 PM (6ydKt)

43 30 >>>17 Why the fuck has virgina been called?

it's because of which vote is outstanding. I presume that the votes in are mostly from pro-trump rural counties, leaving the blue suburbs with most of the vote outstanding.

I mean, that's the usual reason. I haven't looked at the numbers myself to see where the vote is out.

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 09:22 PM (KRtlO)

=======

That DDHQ is the only one to call it is kinda weird, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:23 PM (GBKbO)

44 24 Word is that Trump HQ is seeing WI as trending their way more than PA, though it still looks good for them in PA.

GA and NC are pretty much done, and AZ has been voting more GOP today than either of those.

With WI that is 272 EVs. Doesn't matter what NV, MI, PA or any of the rest do.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 09:20 PM (5p7BC)

good, good...but NV would be nice...
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:21 PM (V13WU)

Let's not count chickens - he also still has to secure the red wall from cheats...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 09:23 PM (exHjb)

45 VA... we'll back ...

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:23 PM (V13WU)

46 >>>20 I'm seeing Ohio at almost +9 for Trump. That's not close, is it?

I don't think so, but I saw some infographic claiming it had shifted more blue. I don't know if that's accurate.

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 09:23 PM (KRtlO)

47 >>PA is looking more and more lost,

Nope.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 09:23 PM (LkLld)

48 Ohio grows redder as they go towards the last 30% of the count

Vance didnt lead until 70%+ was reported in and won by 6

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 09:23 PM (M7vhK)

49 Just seems odd considering the NYT site of all places has it as leans D but not actually called yet. The hell do I know.

Posted by: Ryan Frank at November 05, 2024 09:23 PM (CcF4i)

50
What'd they do with all the illegals that were living there?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:20 PM (Zz0t1)

-------

Apparently they gave them all drivers licenses. Took us friggin' 1:40 to Uber from downtown to the airport....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at November 05, 2024 09:23 PM (cusV6)

51 MSDNC, the rats that stayed onboard.

Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 09:23 PM (LHPAg)

52 Let's not count chickens - he also still has to secure the red wall from cheats...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 09:23 PM (exHjb)

of course! *spits over left shoulder

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:23 PM (V13WU)

53 >>.That DDHQ is the only one to call it is kinda weird, though.

yeah. *I'm* not calling it. The Ace of Spades Decision Desk calls it a toss-up.

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (KRtlO)

54 Nigel Farage on Tucker stream now.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (6ydKt)

55 I've looked at the VA numbers, plus experienced 30 years of VA elections. FAIRFAX COUNTY vote is still largely out, and that is a ton of deep blue vote.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (IORSH)

56 AP, Fox have not called VA...so it is just DDHQ at this time,

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (EmT/E)

57 Word is that Trump HQ is seeing WI as trending their way more than PA, though it still looks good for them in PA.

GA and NC are pretty much done, and AZ has been voting more GOP today than either of those.

With WI that is 272 EVs. Doesn't matter what NV, MI, PA or any of the rest do.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
--------------
Excellent news. Dave doing Dave things and bringing the sunshine.

Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (41CYW)

58 He is now lower than a snake's belly.
Posted by: Decaf at November 05, 2024 09:22 PM (unUNN)











Hi?

Posted by: Glitch McConnell at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (ufFY8)

59 NYT sez Moreno +3 in Ohio?

Posted by: Hanging Chad at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (rj6Yv)

60 If so

Ohio pushes towards Trump in 2020....and PA shifts left.

Ohio pushes towards Kamala in 2020....and PA shifts left.

Almost like something strange went on in 2020.

Hopefully this doesn't hold true.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (YwdCz)

61 Pols are waiting for cash and Chinese ballots in Atlanta and Detroit

Posted by: In for a long night at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (2NXcZ)

62 Wasserman-Schultz is out.
I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (0u7Q0)

63 Holy moly this waiting sucks.

Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (56qxy)

64
That's Alex Wagner on MSNBC up there, and that's not her usual voice. She's stressed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (T3es0)

65 53 >>.That DDHQ is the only one to call it is kinda weird, though.

yeah. *I'm* not calling it. The Ace of Spades Decision Desk calls it a toss-up.
Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (KRtlO)

======

Your data analysts are the sexiest, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (GBKbO)

66 Lord, hear our prayer.
Posted by: Goddessoftheclassroom at November 05, 2024 09:20 PM (USyCi)

---------------

Amen.

Posted by: Decaf at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (unUNN)

67 43 30 >>>17 Why the fuck has virgina been called?

it's because of which vote is outstanding. I presume that the votes in are mostly from pro-trump rural counties, leaving the blue suburbs with most of the vote outstanding.

I mean, that's the usual reason. I haven't looked at the numbers myself to see where the vote is out.

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 09:22 PM (KRtlO)

=======

That DDHQ is the only one to call it is kinda weird, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:23 PM (GBKbO)

Call it 2020's Arizona...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (exHjb)

68 Re Virginia, the only outstanding deep blue county in NoVa is Fairfax, which only has 35% of the vote counted. Prince William and Loudoun are in.

Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (79pEw)

69 Why the fuck has virgina been called?

Posted by: Ryan Frank at November 05, 2024 09:20 PM (CcF4i)
_______________

Chlamydia has a 5000 vote lead, or roughly one Buick trunkful.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (YqDXo)

70 Folks, we just saw at least three states where the early returns favored dems and quickly moved to Trump once real numbers came in.

Relax.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (KbCG3)

71 CNN sill hasn't called VA

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (B9Prs)

72
Cruz is up by over 6%. Looks like all those abortionists will have to find honest work.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (EsZUh)

73 I have cracked open the bourbon. Win or lose, I'm going to be toasty either celebrating or drowning my sorrows.


Posted by: Bert G at November 05, 2024 09:21 PM (VARTN)

I was just thinking the same thing. I was eyeballing this bottle of woodford and started thinking I might be drinking it either way. the question is will I be drunk and giggling, or drunk and cursing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 05, 2024 09:25 PM (VwHCD)

74 NY TIMES has a 66% chance of Trump winning.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 05, 2024 09:25 PM (7ycIc)

75 No Ohio is not closer than thought. Will be decisive when all ballots counted.

Posted by: Skeezix at November 05, 2024 09:25 PM (nw2qT)

76 OH may end up double digits when all is said and done, it is NOT close.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:25 PM (MGB5H)

77 Wasserman-Schultz is out.
I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (0u7Q0)



Really? No more of that awful haircut and the worst voice on a woman ever?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:25 PM (Zz0t1)

78 Well, DDHQ called NC, which I like.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 09:25 PM (q6dqN)

79 Fuck

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at November 05, 2024 09:25 PM (Ad8y9)

80 Ted Cruz wins! Thank goodness.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 09:25 PM (EmT/E)

81 FOX calls it for Cruz.

Posted by: mnw at November 05, 2024 09:25 PM (NLIak)

82 > Wasserman-Schultz is out.
I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (0u7Q0)

If Waterhead-Slutz is out, there's no way the evening can be a total loss.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 05, 2024 09:25 PM (W5ArC)

83 Polymarket has Trump 75% chance now

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 09:25 PM (M7vhK)

84 59 NYT sez Moreno +3 in Ohio?
Posted by: Hanging Chad at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (rj6Yv)

========

Senate incumbents that know how to do constituent services are hard to displace, even in combos like majority party controlling everything else and then that one senate seat.

It's the same story of Joe Manchin and, to a lesser extent, Lindsey Graham (technically Republican).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:25 PM (GBKbO)

85 How about that. Ted Cruz wins again. Easily.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 09:25 PM (LkLld)

86 At this rate I'll soon need to go to the store for more antacid tablets

Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 09:25 PM (aBgBM)

87 68 Re Virginia, the only outstanding deep blue county in NoVa is Fairfax, which only has 35% of the vote counted. Prince William and Loudoun are in.

Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (79pEw)

Arlington is still out, too...and it's the bluest of the 4 (but the smallest)...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 09:25 PM (exHjb)

88 Cruz is up by over 6%. Looks like all those abortionists will have to find honest work.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (EsZUh)



Expect all the women to leave since it's so dangerous for them to live in Texas.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:25 PM (Zz0t1)

89 Fox calls TX to Cruz.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 05, 2024 09:25 PM (tPMOE)

90 Just got a text to call folks in battleground states like Nevada to get out and vote for Harris. There's still time. Pick up the phone. Call now. Operators are standing by.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2024 09:26 PM (KAi1n)

91 Brandon at DDHQ just called NC

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at November 05, 2024 09:26 PM (k1E2D)

92 Holy moly this waiting sucks.

I told you it was the hardest part.

Posted by: Zombie Tom Petty at November 05, 2024 09:26 PM (lUFok)

93 Finer than frog's hair, split 4 ways or finer than a RCH?

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 05, 2024 09:26 PM (Aqu9a)

94 I've looked at the VA numbers, plus experienced 30 years of VA elections. FAIRFAX COUNTY vote is still largely out, and that is a ton of deep blue vote.
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (IORSH)


Someone this afternoon, I forget who, said that if turnout in Fairfax stayed below 80%, Trump might have a chance.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 09:26 PM (lHPJf)

95 Amish turn out for Pennsylvania vote in ‘unprecedented numbers’: source

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 09:26 PM (SHAib)

96

Good evening, old friends!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 05, 2024 09:26 PM (Bx5D8)

97 And it also moves the election into the Leaning Trump category.

Sí se puede!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2024 09:26 PM (ynpvh)

98
With WI that is 272 EVs. Doesn't matter what NV, MI, PA or any of the rest do.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 09:20 PM (5p7BC)



Still, time to run up the totals to curb-stomp the commie cocksuckers.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 05, 2024 09:26 PM (lmX8q)

99 Trump is up 9 in OH…. That’s not “closer than expected” and is actually encouraging for PA WI MI

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 05, 2024 09:26 PM (6RwsA)

100 For those interested in Virginia, here's the official Virginia elections site:

https://tinyurl.com/vvtxrhfs

Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 09:26 PM (79pEw)

101 NC is ours, per DDHQ.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 05, 2024 09:26 PM (CwhoI)

102 Wasserman-Schultz is out.

==

for real? so happy !

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:26 PM (V13WU)

103 Youngkin is NOT conceding VA - just on Hannity...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 09:26 PM (exHjb)

104 This isn't a craps table. The idea of percentage chances to win is dumb.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2024 09:26 PM (KAi1n)

105 How about that. Ted Cruz wins again. Easily.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 09:25 PM


And by a larger margin than he won against robert francis o'rouke six years ago.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 09:26 PM (QNSds)

106 Bret Baier throwing up offstage

Posted by: M. Gaga at November 05, 2024 09:26 PM (ZtgZZ)

107 Cruz wins Texas

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 09:26 PM (aRslG)

108 We need either PA or WI, right? One of them?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:26 PM (RUMEY)

109 Not called yet, but Lily Tang Williams (R) is trailing 36,220/31,612

Posted by: 13times at November 05, 2024 09:27 PM (tBu82)

110 94 I've looked at the VA numbers, plus experienced 30 years of VA elections. FAIRFAX COUNTY vote is still largely out, and that is a ton of deep blue vote.
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (IORSH)


Someone this afternoon, I forget who, said that if turnout in Fairfax stayed below 80%, Trump might have a chance.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 09:26 PM (lHPJf)

Western DC

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2024 09:27 PM (ynpvh)

111 Wasserman-Schultz is out.
I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (0u7Q0)


Really? No more of that awful haircut and the worst voice on a woman ever?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
------------
Bye-bye nasty DWS.

Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 09:27 PM (41CYW)

112 So, no need to panic about PA yet?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 09:27 PM (EmT/E)

113 Good chance GA and NC will be called around 10pm EST.

MSNBC looks like they'd settle for early payouts against their bets.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 09:27 PM (k1Qly)

114 Didn't Trump lose Georgia last time? That's 16 electoral votes.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 05, 2024 09:27 PM (7ycIc)

115 We tried to watch Newsmax. What a mistake. It’s like election news for frat boys.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 09:27 PM (ibKjr)

116 Fuckin A. Debbie bukkake-hair Shultz lost!!!!

Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 09:27 PM (56qxy)

117 Cruz is called as winner in Texas.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 09:27 PM (5p7BC)

118 91 Brandon at DDHQ just called NC

Let's go!

Posted by: Taggart at November 05, 2024 09:27 PM (N2oAm)

119 89 Fox calls TX to Cruz.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 05, 2024 09:25 PM (tPMOE)

I'm gonna miss Collin Allred and his commercials.

But being that he's a born-again border warrior I'm sure he'll build some of the wall all by himself.

Posted by: The Ocean Craves Batteries at November 05, 2024 09:27 PM (jPWY0)

120 This isn't a craps table. The idea of percentage chances to win is dumb.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2024 09:26 PM (KAi1n)
++++
Unless you win your bet.

Then, you're a genius prognosticator!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 09:27 PM (HnUIn)

121 DD calls NC Trump

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 09:27 PM (lX8VI)

122 82 > Wasserman-Schultz is out.
I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (0u7Q0)

If Waterhead-Slutz is out, there's no way the evening can be a total loss.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 05, 2024 09:25 PM (W5ArC)
_______________

Mayonnaise futures plummet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2024 09:27 PM (YqDXo)

123 DDHQ has Trump 69.4 chance yo win-- vry similar to NYT at 66%

Posted by: mnw at November 05, 2024 09:27 PM (NLIak)

124 Kaine 51
Hung Cao 49

Posted by: mrp at November 05, 2024 09:27 PM (rj6Yv)

125 Don’t forget the West will be called around 10. Cali is 54 electoral votes for satan.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 09:28 PM (ibKjr)

126 Arlington is still out, too...and it's the bluest of the 4 (but the smallest)...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 09:25 PM (exHjb)
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Arlington County is 96% in.

Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 09:28 PM (79pEw)

127 Trump is up 10 in Ohio. Looks good to me.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at November 05, 2024 09:28 PM (IORSH)

128 Ted Cruz has taken more of the Libs money than Taylor Swift.

Posted by: Wally at November 05, 2024 09:28 PM (7h5xt)

129 NC called for Trump! Newsmax just said it and it’s all over Twitter.

Posted by: NCLurker at November 05, 2024 09:28 PM (SdWJm)

130 110 94 I've looked at the VA numbers, plus experienced 30 years of VA elections. FAIRFAX COUNTY vote is still largely out, and that is a ton of deep blue vote.
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (IORSH)


Someone this afternoon, I forget who, said that if turnout in Fairfax stayed below 80%, Trump might have a chance.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 09:26 PM (lHPJf)

Western DC
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2024 09:27 PM (ynpvh)

I said under 75%, but really under 70% was what I thought was needed...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 09:28 PM (exHjb)

131 Which states are in on that National Popular Vote Compact? Is it "for real"?

Will they actually comply if DJT wins it?

Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2024 09:28 PM (njWTi)

132 How about that. Ted Cruz wins again. Easily.
Posted by: JackStraw


Yeah, I'm beginning to think all of those scary predictions of him losing were.... looks for notes... not credible.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 05, 2024 09:28 PM (IG4Id)

133 Good chance GA and NC will be called around 10pm EST.

MSNBC looks like they'd settle for early payouts against their bets.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 09:27 PM (k1Qly)


Absent other calls, that would make it 227 EVs for Trump.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 09:28 PM (lHPJf)

134 Kaine 51
Hung Cao 49

==

that is close

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:28 PM (V13WU)

135 Someone on Portland Reddit is **not** happy with how the Presidential election is going:

How in the universe is this even looking like a close race?? This cannot be real! It should be like Michael Jordan, Kobe, LeBron James, Stephen Curry, and Shaquille O’Neal all at their PRIME playing a game against drooling toddlers that are trying their best to run without their poopy diaper falling off?? HOW?!

That’s it, where do I sign up to be on a “Time Line Swap”? Wouldn’t that be a great show?! Netflix, where are ya at???

How in the world can this ever look like a close race? People are really messed up enough to vote for someone with such bad morals? smh.

Posted by: the ARC of History! at November 05, 2024 09:28 PM (uxCna)

136 Some polls in PA will be open until 10PM. So no, no reason to be concerned. Mail in results were much better from GOP than expected and exits show Independents favoring Trump by 6 in the state.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 09:29 PM (5p7BC)

137 yeah. *I'm* not calling it. The Ace of Spades Decision Desk calls it a toss-up.
Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 09:24 PM (KRtlO)

***

I’m glad the AOSDD is back.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 09:29 PM (vLxSK)

138 *throws things*

DONT YOU FET MY HOPES UP, YOU BASTARDS!

polls still open for another hour and a half here.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 09:29 PM (fU273)

139 Morons-
Wasserman Schultz won. Where are you all seeing she is out?

Posted by: Ballsack at November 05, 2024 09:29 PM (m5k88)

140 Ted Cruz has taken more of the Libs money than Taylor Swift.
Posted by: Wally
======
LOL.

Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 09:29 PM (41CYW)

141 DDHQ mentioned NC on Megyn

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 05, 2024 09:29 PM (dKjSz)

142 Kamala gonna pull a Hillary and refuse to concede until morning?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 09:29 PM (k1Qly)

143 Why the fuck has virgina been called?

Posted by: Ryan Frank at November 05, 2024 09:20 PM (CcF4i)
_______________

Chlamydia has a 5000 vote lead, or roughly one Buick trunkful.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

=============

One case which is ten reams.
Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 05, 2024 09:29 PM (/lPRQ)

144 Really? No more of that awful haircut and the worst voice on a woman ever?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
________________

(*ahem*) Jessica Tarlov.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2024 09:29 PM (YqDXo)

145 Evening.

Cruz winning was never in doubt. Allred ran shit tons of ads but mostly he just sucked.

Posted by: Robert at November 05, 2024 09:29 PM (IO1gn)

146 NC goes to Trump at 930e

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:29 PM (MGB5H)

147 fox calls TX Senate for Cruz

Decision Desk calls NC for Trump

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 09:29 PM (KRtlO)

148 Meanwhile, somewhere in a DC basement:

https://t.ly/WaYW3

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 05, 2024 09:29 PM (lUFok)

149 Communist News Network reports one House seat and one Senate seat flipped to Republican.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 05, 2024 09:29 PM (W5ArC)

150 126 Arlington is still out, too...and it's the bluest of the 4 (but the smallest)...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 09:25 PM (exHjb)
--------

Arlington County is 96% in.
Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 09:28 PM (79pEw)

Missed that update I was on here!

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 09:29 PM (exHjb)

151 135 How in the world can this ever look like a close race? People are really messed up enough to vote for someone with such bad morals? smh.
Posted by: the ARC of History! at November 05, 2024 09:28 PM (uxCna)

========

In what way do people, looking at the race as it is actually folding out with votes counting, think this is a close race in the context of how presidential elections lay out in America over the past 40 years?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:29 PM (GBKbO)

152 Dear Lord,

Break the teeth of the Democrats.

Amen.

Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2024 09:29 PM (OaZlZ)

153 I have despised McConnell for over a decade but he just keeps sinking lower and lower. He is now lower than a snake's belly.
Posted by: Decaf at November 05, 2024 09:22 PM (unUNN)

Yo Mitch, what are you doing down there?

Posted by: J Carville at November 05, 2024 09:30 PM (lg881)

154
Expect all the women to leave since it's so dangerous for them to live in Texas.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:25 PM (Zz0t1)

__________

And millions of Texas men went hunting, played golf, attended football games or took a nap.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 09:30 PM (EsZUh)

155 polls still open for another hour and a half here.
Posted by: nurse ratched
-------

Same here.

Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2024 09:30 PM (njWTi)

156 Which states are in on that National Popular Vote Compact? Is it "for real"?

Not until states with more than 270 electoral votes have signed the compact, which hasn't happened yet.

Posted by: the ARC of History! at November 05, 2024 09:30 PM (uxCna)

157 17 Why the fuck has virgina been called?
-------
Reuters VA has 50% PDT and 48.5% Harris [roughly] with 59% of votes in.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:30 PM (hovnC)

158 124 Kaine 51
Hung Cao 49

I was heartbroken when Ho Lee Fuk dropped out of the race.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 05, 2024 09:30 PM (3I6ue)

159 North Carolina went to Trump?

Very cool.

Posted by: Robert at November 05, 2024 09:30 PM (IO1gn)

160 Come on PA! Come on WI!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:30 PM (RUMEY)

161 Cruz winning was never in doubt. Allred ran shit tons of ads but mostly he just sucked.
Posted by: Robert

But does he suck more than Kumala?

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2024 09:30 PM (ftFVW)

162 that is close
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:28 PM (V13WU)


Polls had Cao down by ten points.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 09:30 PM (QfvaV)

163 Insight for Ohio. The Dems ran heavy on "muh abortions" with a campaign against the three Supreme Court seats saying that if the republicans win they could make abortion illegal. So that could be why it was closer than expected. You know how dumb liberal women love to vote to kill babies.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 05, 2024 09:30 PM (aRLgQ)

164 140 Ted Cruz has taken more of the Libs money than Taylor Swift.
Posted by: Wally
======
LOL.
Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 09:29 PM (41CYW)

======

Cruz should have been setting up PACs in TX for Democrats trying to unseat him to get commissions on ad placements.

He'd be a very wealthy man today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:30 PM (GBKbO)

165 Allred ran shit tons of ads but mostly he just sucked.
Posted by: Robert at November 05, 2024 09:29 PM (IO1gn)



The PAC ad for Cruz with Allred blowing up a girl on the soccer field was VERY effective.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:30 PM (Zz0t1)

166 Bret Baier throwing up offstage

Posted by: M. Gaga at November 05, 2024 09:26 PM (ZtgZZ)

One hard cough and his butt plug is going through sheet rock.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 05, 2024 09:30 PM (VwHCD)

167 Let's go!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Brometheus at November 05, 2024 09:30 PM (qWRbi)

168 Holy moly this waiting sucks.

I told you it was the hardest part.
Posted by: Zombie Tom Petty at November 05, 2024 09:26 PM (lUFok)

"there's pigeons in the market square
She's standing in her underwear"

Tom Petty was a great song-writer. What a cool dude he was.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at November 05, 2024 09:31 PM (Ad8y9)

169 >>>Which states are in on that National Popular Vote Compact? Is it "for real"?

Not enough. No.

>>>Will they actually comply if DJT wins it?

Also no.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 09:31 PM (vLxSK)

170 We should get a GA call soon.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 09:31 PM (5p7BC)

171 Don't watch Fox

Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 09:31 PM (IyPmt)

172 Cruz wins. Great. No reason that should have been close. I was getting at least 1 text a day from his opponent and I don't leven live there anymore.

Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 09:31 PM (NGHTx)

173 >>And by a larger margin than he won against robert francis o'rouke six years ago.

So much of election coverage is bullshit made up by the media to keep people watching and paying.

I disagree that you can't make calls early on a small segment of votes if you know the race and the electorate.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 09:31 PM (LkLld)

174 Really? No more of that awful haircut and the worst voice on a woman ever?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
________________

(*ahem*) Jessica Tarlov.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2024 09:29 PM (YqDXo)

=====

*ahem ahem*

Kamala

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 09:31 PM (xOnCy)

175 How in the world can this ever look like a close race? People are really messed up enough to vote for someone with such bad morals? smh.
Posted by: the ARC of History! at November 05, 2024 09:28 PM (uxCna)
---
Because of the down-ballot, it was always going to be at least close.

Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2024 09:31 PM (OaZlZ)

176 153 I have despised McConnell for over a decade but he just keeps sinking lower and lower. He is now lower than a snake's belly.
Posted by: Decaf at November 05, 2024 09:22 PM (unUNN)

Yo Mitch, what are you doing down there?
Posted by: J Carville at November 05, 2024 09:30 PM (lg881)

=======

Spending tens of millions to try and elect Larry Hogan to the Senate in a hopeless race because everyone with an ounce of political sense should know that governor and senate races in blue states don't crossover all that well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:31 PM (GBKbO)

177 162 that is close
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:28 PM (V13WU)

Polls had Cao down by ten points.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 09:30 PM (QfvaV)

Polls were bogus in VA with shy voter...VA would be the most shy for a reason...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 09:31 PM (exHjb)

178 The Blade is still here. Smoking and drinking. No real tingle in his balls yet, though. He wants to feel the tingle. Come on, tingle.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 05, 2024 09:31 PM (npSXl)

179 AZ plus any of these three PA, MI or WI equals a Trump Presidency.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:31 PM (RUMEY)

180 I hope he's right about NC.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 09:31 PM (2cS/G)

181 I was heartbroken when Ho Lee Fuk dropped out of the race.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken

His running mate was Tu Lo.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2024 09:31 PM (KAi1n)

182 Yeah, AP is reporting that Waterhead-Slutz has won.

Me sad.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 05, 2024 09:32 PM (W5ArC)

183 Texas will not go communist!

Posted by: Brometheus at November 05, 2024 09:32 PM (qWRbi)

184 PA is looking like a shitshow.
And wasserman Schulz supposedly won.

Posted by: Ballsack at November 05, 2024 09:32 PM (m5k88)

185 Someone on Portland Reddit is **not** happy with how the Presidential election is going:
...


How in the world can this ever look like a close race? People are really messed up enough to vote for someone with such bad morals?
==

go smoke some weed , it will make you feel better

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:32 PM (V13WU)

186 we need GA + NC + one blue wall state (MI, WI, PA)

we just got NC

one down, two to go!

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 09:32 PM (KRtlO)

187 >> One hard cough and his butt plug is going through sheet rock.

Now that made me laugh out loud. Berserker, here's to you.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 05, 2024 09:32 PM (w6EFb)

188 So, you got my hopes up that Wasserman Schultz LOST?!!

You BASTARDS!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:32 PM (Zz0t1)

189 Which states are in on that National Popular Vote Compact? Is it "for real"?

Will they actually comply if DJT wins it?

Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2024 09:28 PM (njWTi)
______________

No, of course not. They'll find some bullshit rationale for why they're going to back out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2024 09:32 PM (YqDXo)

190 With less than 1% of MN precincts reporting:

Trump 55 Harris 42

LOL

Posted by: mrp at November 05, 2024 09:33 PM (rj6Yv)

191 Virginia with 60% reporting.
Trump - 49.4%
Harris - 48.6%

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 09:33 PM (6ydKt)

192 Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 09:32 PM (KRtlO)

Don't get happy yet. Makes me uncomfortable to see you happy.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 09:33 PM (lX8VI)

193 Who called NC? I missed it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 09:33 PM (2cS/G)

194 Yah Trump wins Ohio!

Interesting story about Ohio. I first started listening to rush Limbaugh in Nov 2004, day after Kerry lost. Everyone at work was walking around like someone had died. I was confused, because he clearly was an idiot. I wanted to hear someone, ANYONE, be happy he lost.

I remembered that "blowhard" conservative guy that sometimes said sensible things, but people never had good things to say about him. He was too rude and controversial. I listened at the top of the show, waiting for him to crow about the victory.

Instead, he talked about Ohio, and Kerry losing his home state, and how his opening theme music was "My city was gone" by the pretenders. "I went back to Ohio, but my city was gone..." he went into this brilliant monologue weaving the theme of the song with Kerry's loss, that for democrats their Ohio was gone. It was poignant, insightful, and not boastful. Intrigued I listened for three hours. Then the whole week. Then became a devoted listener.

The libs don't understand how the country might be gone, how they lost states like Ohio. And they still haven't learned the lessons Rush tried to teach in 2004. Bless their hearts.

Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 09:33 PM (QAK8m)

195 Spending tens of millions to try and elect Larry Hogan to the Senate in a hopeless race because everyone with an ounce of political sense should know that governor and senate races in blue states don't crossover all that well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Imagine if McConnell had dropped some of that dough next door in VA to help Cao

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at November 05, 2024 09:33 PM (1KCcl)

196 This busty blonde warns - with respect - that the night is young:
http://tiny.cc/j3utzz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 09:33 PM (HnUIn)

197 Fresh crack - new bottle of Eagle Rare. Recently obtained at the Sazerac House in New Orleans.

*raises glass*

Cheers, Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 09:33 PM (RFPHU)

198 what if Trump got AZ, or is that baked in?

Posted by: zigggggy at November 05, 2024 09:33 PM (K5Rdg)

199 >>Cruz wins. Great. No reason that should have been close.

It wasn't. It was only close in the media.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 09:33 PM (LkLld)

200 One of the Martians from Mars Attacks makes more sense than Hemmer

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 09:33 PM (aRslG)

201 Youngkin is NOT conceding VA - just on Hannity...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 09:26 PM (exHjb)

Hold the line! For goodness sake.

Posted by: DaisyB at November 05, 2024 09:33 PM (AbL8c)

202 One hard cough and his butt plug is going through sheet rock.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
------------
And this is why I love this place. LOL.

Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 09:33 PM (41CYW)

203 Trump is doikg really well in WI according to Kirk.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:33 PM (RUMEY)

204 Bill Hemmer is not on his game tonight.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 09:33 PM (EmT/E)

205 Fox is almost certainly right about Cruz, Allerrered was yet another TX abortion sneakers meme candidate. But I can't help but get the sense going back to 2020 that Fox is not really projecting, but rather guessing based on reports and exit polls in order to be first. They called the NC gov race at 8:00:01 with literally zero data.

Anyway, I'm just taking my last opportunity to shit on Fox before I don't have to think about them again for 4 years because we're about to run the table. Thank heaven for Pluto, Roku, etc

Posted by: Funkotron at November 05, 2024 09:33 PM (dV6hr)

206 10% in in WI, Trump up by 7%, still too early.

Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 09:33 PM (i0F8b)

207 First AZ totals to drop at the top the hour. I'll be focused on those initial numbers for some of the races in Maricopa County. Specifically, the Recorders office and the Board of Supervisors. I hope to see even marginal leads by the Republican candidates who knocked off the RINO incumbents during the primary. That would bode well for their prospects.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 05, 2024 09:33 PM (Vyll1)

208 @186: "we need GA + NC + one blue wall state (MI, WI, PA)"

At this point, I'd guess Trump wins all three, but MI will wait two weeks to certify 'cause it's too damned close to know for certain, and they'll wanna protect Whitmer for future national elections.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 09:33 PM (k1Qly)

209 170 We should get a GA call soon.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 09:31 PM (5p7BC)

Please please please please

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 09:33 PM (pZEOD)

210 We need a pointy-elbow wench to call a state for Trump.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 05, 2024 09:33 PM (ufFY8)

211 5 I'm still holding out for that R. Budd Dwyer moment from one of the psycho news networks.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:19 PM (Zz0t1)[/]i



That's why I say "Hey Man - Nice Shot!"

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 05, 2024 09:34 PM (D5l7Y)

212 Any man that intentionally misreports election results spends a night in the box.

Posted by: Carr, Floorwalker at November 05, 2024 09:34 PM (Aqu9a)

213 I was heartbroken when Ho Lee Fuk dropped out of the race.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken

His running mate was Tu Lo.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2024 09:31 PM (KAi1n)


Don't forget his committee chairman, Sum Ting Wong.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 09:34 PM (lHPJf)

214 NYT says Trump is slight favorite to win WI.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:34 PM (RUMEY)

215 I'm finding Tucker's broadcast fascinating.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 05, 2024 09:34 PM (mH6SG)

216 I just got home from work, Please, give me some good news since I'm not going to watch any TV at the moment.

Posted by: dantesed at November 05, 2024 09:34 PM (Oy/m2)

217
Expect all the women to leave since it's so dangerous for them to live in Texas.

Westward the Women

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2024 09:34 PM (63Dwl)

218 Gwinette GA is finding votes.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 09:34 PM (q6dqN)

219 Let’s fucking close this Goddamned deal.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at November 05, 2024 09:34 PM (eZwyX)

220 I am too freakin' nervous to watch the news!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 09:34 PM (scDBq)

221 Hold the line! For goodness sake.


Love isn't always on time

Posted by: Toto at November 05, 2024 09:34 PM (N2oAm)

222 WI, my friend, don't fail me now...

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:34 PM (V13WU)

223 116 Fuckin A. Debbie bukkake-hair Shultz lost!!!!
Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 09:27 PM (56qxy)
______
Not what I see online. Says she won.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 09:34 PM (1bNHn)

224 My glass of wine is finished and boy did it hit hard tonight. Apologies for any typos between now and bedtime.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 09:34 PM (HnUIn)

225 Trump won Ohio by 8 in 2020

he's winning by 10 now and still has road left for more

I think we're fine

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 09:34 PM (M7vhK)

226 that the night is young:
http://tiny.cc/j3utzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 09:33 PM (HnUIn)

Horde Mind

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 05, 2024 09:34 PM (ufFY8)

227 But does he suck more than Kumala?
Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2024 09:30 PM (ftFVW)
---
That would be impossible.

Posted by: Doug at November 05, 2024 09:34 PM (OaZlZ)

228 Dunno how much credibility Newsmax has on that Wasserman call but with their Dolly Parton look alike I'm not changing the channel.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at November 05, 2024 09:35 PM (0u7Q0)

229 183 Texas will not go communist!

Posted by: Brometheus at November 05, 2024 09:32 PM (qWRbi)


Early this morning DailyMail had a map showing FL and TX Leaning Trump. Propaganda that Goebbels would be proud of.

Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 09:35 PM (aBgBM)

230 That new bottle of Macallan 18 is looking very tempting right now.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 05, 2024 09:35 PM (m0MIc)

231 >>Youngkin is NOT conceding VA - just on Hannity...


EXCELLENT

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 09:35 PM (scDBq)

232 Love isn't always on time

*guitar solo*

Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 09:35 PM (NGHTx)

233 216 I just got home from work, Please, give me some good news since I'm not going to watch any TV at the moment.
Posted by: dantesed at November 05, 2024 09:34 PM (Oy/m2

Looking decent. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:35 PM (RUMEY)

234 >>>Hold the line! For goodness sake.

Love isn't always on time

great song, I play it once a month

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 09:35 PM (KRtlO)

235 "Update: Trump needs NC, GA, and one of the blue wall states."


I don't think so. The way I add it up, Trumps wins with PA(19), NC(19), and GA(19), but if he doesn't get PA(19) he needs any two other of the major swing states (one of the ones over 10 EV).

Posted by: MrExcitement at November 05, 2024 09:35 PM (hOOi9)

236 Damn, does this mean no more Colin Allred adds? I'm going to miss all them pinch-faced endangered-wimmins tell us that killing babies was a necessary part of a functioning society.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at November 05, 2024 09:35 PM (TEC4P)

237 That would be impossible.
Posted by: Doug at November 05, 2024 09:34 PM (OaZlZ)
++++
Nah. Literal porn actresses like Progressive Hero Stormy Daniels probably have her beat.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 09:35 PM (HnUIn)

238 I just got home from work, Please, give me some good news since I'm not going to watch any TV at the moment.
Posted by: dantesed at November 05, 2024 09:34 PM (Oy/m2)

Senate looks good.

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:35 PM (V13WU)

239 170K fucking idiots still voted for RFK

Dear God

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 09:35 PM (M7vhK)

240 I feel like Lloyd Bridges in 'Airplane', chain smoking muiltiple cigarettes at once. A joint once in a while for variation.

Posted by: RickZ at November 05, 2024 09:36 PM (gKDq2)

241 that the night is young:
http://tiny.cc/j3utzz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 09:33 PM (HnUIn)
---
As is the week.

Posted by: The Cheat at November 05, 2024 09:36 PM (OaZlZ)

242 Hold the line plus Hold Your Head Up by argent

good double play

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 09:36 PM (KRtlO)

243 DD declared NC for Trump. Is fox awaiting the second coming?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 09:36 PM (aRslG)

244 I mean I hate him and all, but setting that aside, Jake Tapper is really just not good television.

Posted by: mediapostate at November 05, 2024 09:36 PM (x32q2)

245 great song, I play it once a month
Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 09:35 PM (KRtlO)
++++
Toto! They did more than just "Africa!"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 09:36 PM (HnUIn)

246 found this site for vote counts...

https://tinyurl.com/4vvwsmm3

Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 09:36 PM (i0F8b)

247 Expect all the women to leave since it's so dangerous for them to live in Texas.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:25 PM (Zz0t1)

I accidently caught a few seconds of an anti-Cruz ad today. Some woman in a white coat was lying so much about abortion in TX I'm surprised lightning did not strike her on the spot.

I'm having a few wee sips of wine in solidarity with all of you.

Posted by: sal at November 05, 2024 09:36 PM (f+FmA)

248 You know how dumb liberal women love to vote to kill babies.
Posted by: Buzzion

RE: Florida abortion amendment - wifey is good catholic. Told to vote against because its wide open... But I don't care if it passes or not because they will be killing off their own bloodline, not mine, and what kind of whore waits until 6+ months. And it will always be legal somewhere if desperately needed...

It failed...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 05, 2024 09:36 PM (/lPRQ)

249 The election map that Google is showing has Iowa as leaning towards Kamala. Can this be real or is it a psyop?

Posted by: mr_jack at November 05, 2024 09:36 PM (gZceY)

250 163 Insight for Ohio. The Dems ran heavy on "muh abortions" with a campaign against the three Supreme Court seats saying that if the republicans win they could make abortion illegal. So that could be why it was closer than expected. You know how dumb liberal women love to vote to kill babies.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 05, 2024 09:30 PM (aRLgQ)

They feel they must hold their compact with Moloch.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2024 09:36 PM (ynpvh)

251 Virginia with 60% reporting.
Trump - 49.4%
Harris - 48.6%

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 09:33 PM (6ydKt)
______________

OK, Trump is leading by an RCH ... but why are they calling VA for Chlamydia?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2024 09:36 PM (YqDXo)

252 Betting markets are in the 70% for Trump.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 09:36 PM (5p7BC)

253 DD declared NC for Trump. Is fox awaiting the second coming?


==

yeah, they suck

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:36 PM (V13WU)

254 FOX calls NH for Harris.

Posted by: mnw at November 05, 2024 09:36 PM (NLIak)

255 249 The election map that Google is showing has Iowa as leaning towards Kamala. Can this be real or is it a psyop?
Posted by: mr_jack at November 05, 2024 09:36 PM (gZceY)

=======

Early votes get counted first.

Early votes tend to favor Democrats, even in red states.

Iowa isn't going to be close.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:37 PM (GBKbO)

256
I'm having a few wee sips of wine in solidarity with all of you.
Posted by: sal at November 05, 2024 09:36 PM (f+FmA)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:37 PM (Zz0t1)

257 They feel they must hold their compact with Moloch.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2024 09:36 PM (ynpvh)
++++
You don't cross that guy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 09:37 PM (HnUIn)

258 The election map that Google is showing has Iowa as leaning towards Kamala. Can this be real or is it a psyop?

****************

They only just started counting the bluest counties in Iowa

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 09:37 PM (M7vhK)

259 Cruz wins. Great. No reason that should have been close.

Cruz ran a dogshit campaign and as was documented here to have received no support from the Republican establishment.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 05, 2024 09:37 PM (3I6ue)

260 >> I feel like Lloyd Bridges in 'Airplane', chain smoking muiltiple cigarettes at once. A joint once in a while for variation.

And sniffing glue.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 05, 2024 09:37 PM (w6EFb)

261 Hogan lost . I'm devastated and crushed.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 09:37 PM (aRslG)

262 What the fuck is wrong with hemmer? Shut him up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 09:37 PM (SHAib)

263 Pennsylvania always reports mail in and early votes first. Don't look at the raw numbers, they are misleading.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 09:37 PM (LkLld)

264 6 Virginia with 55% reporting.
Trump - 49.4%
Harris - 48.7%
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 09:19 PM (6ydKt)


It seems like everybody is talking like Kamala has VA, but it sounds to me like the R counties are holding out until the D counties report.

Posted by: MrExcitement at November 05, 2024 09:37 PM (hOOi9)

265 259 Cruz ran a dogshit campaign and as was documented here to have received no support from the Republican establishment.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 05, 2024 09:37 PM (3I6ue)

=======

So, he's winning better than in 2018, and he owes nothing to the Establishment.

And that's a bad thing?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:37 PM (GBKbO)

266 172 Cruz wins. Great. No reason that should have been close.
Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 09:31 PM (NGHTx)

Shitload of people have been moving here, not all idiots, but enough. Long-term, a wide open border also doesn't help. Thank dear God in heaven the size of Texas is massive. All the assholes have been moving to the cities.

Not a good election year for the Democrats, but I don't think they give a shit about the battle as much as the war. With few exceptions, I don't know what our side cares about anymore except their own power.

Posted by: Tex Texas at November 05, 2024 09:37 PM (xtKM4)

267 early vote in dane county shows Trump cutting into 2020 totals sig.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:37 PM (MGB5H)

268 >>>254 FOX calls NH for Harris.

of course. of course.

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 09:37 PM (KRtlO)

269 It seems like everybody is talking like Kamala has VA, but it sounds to me like the R counties are holding out until the D counties report.
Posted by: MrExcitement at November 05, 2024 09:37 PM (hOOi9)
+++++
I hope they do. I don't think Trump can carry VA, but it would be pretty cool.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 09:37 PM (HnUIn)

270 251 Virginia with 60% reporting.
Trump - 49.4%
Harris - 48.6%

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 09:33 PM (6ydKt)
______________

OK, Trump is leading by an RCH ... but why are they calling VA for Chlamydia?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2024 09:36 PM (YqDXo)

Predicting same day Fairfax vote to skew heavily D...we'll see...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 09:38 PM (exHjb)

271 "Update: Trump needs NC, GA, and one of the blue wall states."


I don't think so. The way I add it up, Trumps wins with PA(19), NC(19), and GA(19), but if he doesn't get PA(19) he needs any two other of the major swing states (one of the ones over 10 EV).
Posted by: MrExcitement at November 05, 2024 09:35 PM (hOOi9)


If Trump gets Arizona and Nevada, any one of the Blue Wall states will do. At least I'm pretty sure that's the case. I did the math earlier, but I've slept since then.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 09:38 PM (lHPJf)

272 First AZ totals to drop at the top the hour. I'll be focused on those initial numbers for some of the races in Maricopa County. Specifically, the Recorders office and the Board of Supervisors. I hope to see even marginal leads by the Republican candidates who knocked off the RINO incumbents during the primary. That would bode well for their prospects.

I expect to see fuckery as Richer gets ready to exit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 05, 2024 09:38 PM (lUFok)

273 Looking at the electoral map, it's clear we need to nuke the Northeast.

And the far West.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2024 09:38 PM (YqDXo)

274 Hi, I was busy watching Satisfactory build videos and I missed NC being called?

Anything else?

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 09:38 PM (1YfKX)

275 178 The Blade is still here. Smoking and drinking. No real tingle in his balls yet, though. He wants to feel the tingle. Come on, tingle.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 05, 2024 09:31 PM (npSXl)

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2024 09:38 PM (ynpvh)

276 Update: Halperin says that Jen Psaki is ruminating about the evils of the electoral college system on MSNBC, a "real news" station.

Game over. Trump is president.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 05, 2024 09:38 PM (tPMOE)

277 Reuters GA: PDT 52.3 Harris 47.1 with 75% votes in

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:38 PM (hovnC)

278 204 Bill Hemmer is not on his game tonight.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 09:33 PM (EmT/E)


Then they must show us moar Sandra Smith!

Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 09:38 PM (aBgBM)

279 He has to do it without PA. They'll give it to him if it doesn't matter but if it does they will take it.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 09:38 PM (lX8VI)

280 Smokeshow Anna Paulina Luna has won re-election to her congressional seat.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 05, 2024 09:38 PM (6pubT)

281 261 Hogan lost . I'm devastated and crushed.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 09:37 PM (aRslG)

======

But it was impossible to win the Senate without him!

*told that the Senate majority has already been secured for the GOP*

Well, Mitch needed another ally! What will we do?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:38 PM (GBKbO)

282 The Indian Reservations in WI, MN, and NM were underpolled, and may decide them.
Something something dicks, each other, something.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 09:38 PM (gKWVE)

283 Whether the Party steals the entire election or not, I suspect they will want to make sure VA comes in on the correct side. VA is *their* turf.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 09:38 PM (HnUIn)

284 PA - 32% of mail in vote for Trump which is +ten pts over 2020

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:38 PM (RUMEY)

285 Cruz ran a dogshit campaign and as was documented here to have received no support from the Republican establishment.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken


This is where/why Trump needs to clean house.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 09:38 PM (0ZV5S)

286 Love isn't always on time

*guitar solo*
Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 09:35 PM (NGHTx)

are you a juke box hero?

Posted by: sturmtodler at November 05, 2024 09:39 PM (nsSpm)

287 My glass of wine is finished and boy did it hit hard tonight. Apologies for any typos between now and bedtime.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 09:34 PM (HnUIn)
---
Drained my Old Fashioned, just now.

Posted by: The Cheat at November 05, 2024 09:39 PM (OaZlZ)

288 Nervous vibes, some hope, wait and see.

Posted by: BuckIV at November 05, 2024 09:39 PM (TkWq8)

289 The butthurt on the Dallas TV news tonight over collin allred losing is huge.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 09:39 PM (QNSds)

290 (I am assuming Trump wins AZ.)

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 09:39 PM (KRtlO)

291 Leftists are all over the country but that is not why I don't want Harris to win. I don't want her to win because she is too dumb and too lazy to be president. You can be one (Biden dumb, Obama lazy) but in my world you can't be both and be the chief.

Posted by: keena at November 05, 2024 09:39 PM (biznJ)

292 lol exit polls in PA

Trump is leading amongst those who are worried about threats to democracy

the threat coming from the democrats that is

funny

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 09:39 PM (M7vhK)

293 >>OK, Trump is leading by an RCH ... but why are they calling VA for Chlamydia?

Same reason Fox called AZ for Biden early?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 09:39 PM (scDBq)

294 Man! Can't keep up with the commentariat tonight. Can barely find enough time to ogle the Mannix gals. Doesn't look like we'll be getting a café tonight. And if we get an ONT, it will probably be competing with election posts.

Maybe it's time to quit watching AoS and go watch Dave, or maybe Galaxy Quest....

Posted by: mindful webworker - never give up, never surrender at November 05, 2024 09:39 PM (2Iple)

295 Update: Halperin says that Jen Psaki is ruminating about the evils of the electoral college system on MSNBC, a "real news" station. ...
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 05, 2024 09:38 PM (tPMOE)
++++
Hey, Jen?

Power devolves *to* the Federal, *from* the States (and in turn, from the People).

The states pick the president. Deal with it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 09:39 PM (HnUIn)

296 Reuters GA: PDT 52.3 Harris 47.1 with 75% votes in

==

fkng CALL IT ALREADY !

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:39 PM (V13WU)

297 My glass of wine is finished and boy did it hit hard tonight. Apologies for any typos between now and bedtime.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 09:34 PM (HnUIn)
---
Woe, woe woe.

Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2024 09:40 PM (OaZlZ)

298 262 What the fuck is wrong with hemmer? Shut him up
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 09:37 PM (SHAib)

Right? It's like he is medicated or something.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 09:40 PM (EmT/E)

299 Fox is trying hard to find a win for Kamala

Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 09:40 PM (IyPmt)

300 You know how dumb liberal women love to vote to kill babies.

In CA the TV ads are full of obese cattle even a Mexican wouldn't f**k whining about bortion. Or the bitch in a doctor costume whining about having to give "pointless non medical information". In other words, groups that would adopt and raise your kids if you don't kill them.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 05, 2024 09:40 PM (thVmS)

301 283 Whether the Party steals the entire election or not, I suspect they will want to make sure VA comes in on the correct side. VA is *their* turf.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 09:38 PM (HnUIn)

It's Youngkin and Miyares turf...no one is stealing it here this year...

Youngkin wants to be somewhere on a 2028 ballot.

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 09:40 PM (exHjb)

302 >>>254 FOX calls NH for Harris.

of course. of course.
Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 09:37 PM (KRtlO)


I mean, there was never much chance of Trump getting NH. If Kamala's margin is softer than expected, that would be a good sign.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 09:40 PM (lHPJf)

303 It wasn't. It was only close in the media.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 09:33 PM (LkLld)

And his shitty texts. "Ted Cruz says goodbye to the Senate" His texts alone probably pissed people off.

Posted by: In for a long night at November 05, 2024 09:40 PM (2NXcZ)

304 Update: Halperin says that Jen Psaki is ruminating about the evils of the electoral college system on MSNBC, a "real news" station. ...
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 05, 2024 09:38 PM (tPMOE)


Sure Jan...

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:40 PM (V13WU)

305 290 (I am assuming Trump wins AZ.)
Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 09:39 PM (KRtlO)

=======

With Dharmeet Dhillon in the state overseeing the RNC's legal efforts, it seems like a safe assumption.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:40 PM (GBKbO)

306 It's crazy, they have estimated that trump currently has 88m votes to Kamblblas 70m votes, and the election is still a toss up.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 09:40 PM (XV/Pl)

307 249 The election map that Google is showing has Iowa as leaning towards Kamala. Can this be real or is it a psyop?
Posted by: mr_jack at November 05, 2024 09:36 PM (gZceY)


IA is an obvious PysOp. There was one poll by somebody locally respected - somebody who was obviously lying and biased - that said Kamala will win by a large margin.

It's total BS. Trump will win it easily. It's not even a "lean R" situation.

Posted by: MrExcitement at November 05, 2024 09:40 PM (hOOi9)

308 OK, Trump is leading by an RCH ... but why are they calling VA for Chlamydia?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

It appaers that certain states were assumed to be lock-ins for Donks and called for Harris with literally ZERO votes reported. They will probably stay there until manually overridden.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 05, 2024 09:40 PM (/lPRQ)

309 Looking at the electoral map, it's clear we need to nuke the Northeast.

And the far West.


we just wall off the major cities and let them finish each other off

Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 09:40 PM (NGHTx)

310 Fox is trying hard to find a win for Kamala
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 09:40 PM (IyPmt)
++++
Fox is the television news equivalent of being told "just the tip."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 09:40 PM (HnUIn)

311 Boy it's been a while since we had some calls.



Mister bartender

One Bourbon, one Scotch, and one beer

Posted by: Miklos in best George Thorogood style at November 05, 2024 09:40 PM (khrpa)

312 The Needle has Trump at 69%.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 09:40 PM (1YfKX)

313 Not that it was expected different, but Trump is winning Louisiana 70-29.

That is one serious ass-beating.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 05, 2024 09:40 PM (W5ArC)

314 Early votes get counted first.

Early votes tend to favor Democrats, even in red states.

Iowa isn't going to be close.
Posted
by: TheJamesMadison
-------------
+1 bazillion

Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 09:40 PM (41CYW)

315 >>Cruz ran a dogshit campaign and as was documented here to have received no support from the Republican establishment.


Oh, riiiiight.
F$#@ Mitch McConnel with a pineapple.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 09:40 PM (scDBq)

316 Que Mala with 10 pt lead in Iowa??

Posted by: Kilo 4/11 at November 05, 2024 09:41 PM (ACdFq)

317 274 Hi, I was busy watching Satisfactory build videos and I missed NC being called?
Anything else?
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 09:38 PM (1YfKX)

Anna Paulina Luna will return to her congressional seat.

Lucky seat!


Posted by: kbdabear at November 05, 2024 09:41 PM (6pubT)

318 Iowa called for Trump.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 09:41 PM (5p7BC)

319 The Needle has Trump at 69%.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 09:40 PM (1YfKX)
++++
Giggity

Posted by: Adolescent at November 05, 2024 09:41 PM (HnUIn)

320 There's a reason the very far left NYT has moved the race to Trump by 65%.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 09:41 PM (LkLld)

321 Sixty NINE!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:41 PM (Zz0t1)

322 296. Gwinett claims to have 240k ballots that had a scanning error on them (or a machine malfunction or somethinng). CNN reported on it.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 09:41 PM (q6dqN)

323 The election map that Google is showing has Iowa as leaning towards Kamala. Can this be real or is it a psyop?

they've probably only counted ballots in Iowa City (lefty college town)

Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 09:41 PM (NGHTx)

324 This is where/why Trump needs to clean house.

***************

That McConnell can have so much power over how well a senate campaign is funded is just fucking stupid and corrupt

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 09:41 PM (M7vhK)

325 318 Iowa called for Trump.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 09:41 PM (5p7BC)



Hahahahah

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:41 PM (RUMEY)

326 Fox is the television news equivalent of being told "just the tip."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

They ruin it for everybody.

Posted by: Miklos promises at November 05, 2024 09:41 PM (khrpa)

327 In CA the TV ads are full of obese cattle even a Mexican wouldn't f**k whining about bortion. Or the bitch in a doctor costume whining about having to give "pointless non medical information". In other words, groups that would adopt and raise your kids if you don't kill them.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 05, 2024 09:40 PM (thVmS)

***

Which is idiotic, as abortion is well-protected in CA.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 09:41 PM (vLxSK)

328 Mister bartender

One Bourbon, one Scotch, and one beer
Posted by: Miklos in best George Thorogood
--------------
I like your plan. Time for a refill.

Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 09:41 PM (41CYW)

329 @318: "Iowa called for Trump."

My gut said done by 11pm EST; on schedule.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 09:41 PM (k1Qly)

330 Raff wants more money to shut down Atlanta

Posted by: In for a long night at November 05, 2024 09:41 PM (2NXcZ)

331 Odds on water main break occurring in Atlanta within the next hour?

Posted by: dantesed at November 05, 2024 09:41 PM (Oy/m2)

332 lol exit polls in PA

Trump is leading amongst those who are worried about threats to democracy

the threat coming from the democrats that is

funny
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 09:39 PM (M7vhK)


Oh, I want that trumpeted to high heaven. Break the Dems' spirits.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 09:42 PM (lHPJf)

333 >>Iowa called for Trump.

of course

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 09:42 PM (LkLld)

334
Posted by: kbdabear at November 05, 2024 09:41 PM (6pubT)



BLAST FROM THE PAST!!!!!

We were wondering about you the other day. Welcome back, stranger.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:42 PM (Zz0t1)

335 Iowa called for Trump.

***************

But Selzer said Coconut would win by THREE!!!!!!!!eleventy!1

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 09:42 PM (M7vhK)

336 274 Hi, I was busy watching Satisfactory build videos and I missed NC being called?

Anything else?
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 09:38 PM (1YfKX)

Satisfactory- Go heavy on power. The new final tier uses some new production machines that are power hungry.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 05, 2024 09:42 PM (pIfcn)

337 Anna Paulina Luna will return to her congressional seat.

Lucky seat!


Posted by: kbdabear at November 05, 2024 09:41 PM (6pubT)


I didn't even need to read the nic.
Good to see you!

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 09:42 PM (RFPHU)

338 Does Xanax make a breakfast cereal?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 05, 2024 09:42 PM (thVmS)

339 Update: Halperin says that Jen Psaki is ruminating about the evils of the electoral college system on MSNBC, a "real news" station.

Game over. Trump is president.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 05, 2024 09:38 PM (tPMOE)
________________

If that scrunt is bitching about the EC, then she must figure Trump is going to win.

Now please, please God, let Trump win the popular vote too, just to shut this bitch up, along with others like her.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2024 09:42 PM (YqDXo)

340 Trump takes the lead in KS, so can probably count on that one.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 09:42 PM (gKWVE)

341 Cautiously optimistic for WI, cautiously pessimistic for PA

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 09:42 PM (B9Prs)

342 Only 20% in but PDT 50 to Harris 48 with Reuters.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:42 PM (hovnC)

343 The Needle has Trump at 69%.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 09:40 PM (1YfKX)
---
Don't ever trust
Don't ever trust the needle
It lies.

Posted by: Brave Queensryche Lyrics at November 05, 2024 09:42 PM (OaZlZ)

344 CNN reporting 1.5 million votes still not counted in GA, and in mostly blue areas.

Damn the RINOs running our elections. 🤬🤬🤬

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2024 09:42 PM (4tmpE)

345 Scranton is within five for Trump. Holy shit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:42 PM (RUMEY)

346 AHHHHJHHH

PLEASE LORD

Posted by: Ghost of kari at November 05, 2024 09:42 PM (JPTLC)

347 Iowa called for Trump.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 09:41 PM (5p7BC)

oh GOOD ! I waz worried !

🤣🤣

fvck Selszer and her childless catladies in particular

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (V13WU)

348 If VA flips, and I'm pretty sure it won't, the FBI's attack on the Catholic Church will be the reason.

When it comes to your immortal soul vs your pocketbook, some things do win out...

It's the big reason this is so close - Catholic leaders went all in discussing the mortal sin and eternal life risker of voting pro-abortion and pro-tranny. They were not wishy washy - they just didn't name names...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (exHjb)

349 "there's pigeons in the market square
She's standing in her underwear"

Tom Petty was a great song-writer. What a cool dude he was.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at November 05, 2024 09:31 PM (Ad8y9)

--------------

My favorite Petty song.

If you haven't seen it, highly recommend the documentary film "Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers: Runnin' Down a Dream" by Peter Bogdanovich.

Really gave me a great appreciation for Tom's songwriting and the band's musicianship.

Also a great anecdote for the origin of "The Edge of Seventeen" by Stevie Nicks as a result of Tom's young wife at the time (they met at "The Age of Seventeen" but with that southern accent it sounded like "Edge" to Stevie).

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (jfKqs)

350 Trump might win PA. Holy crap.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (RUMEY)

351 I'm also having a carrot cake cupcake with a ton of cream cheese frosting. Just half right now- saving the rest for a Trump win.

Where is this Hemmer guy? I might want to look in on that.
Has anyone checked on the Young Turks?

Posted by: sal at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (f+FmA)

352 Forget about the vote count, Decision desk screwed up their totals.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (XV/Pl)

353 AZ has 9 precincts held open for an extra two hours via judicial order. So we may not see any results until after that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (lUFok)

354 312 The Needle has Trump at 69%.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 09:40 PM (1YfKX)

Nice.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (KbCG3)

355 Here comes the PA redneck vote.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (dR6yv)

356 Senor Trump es muy macho!!!
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 09:21 PM

Obligatory:

https://youtu.be/0akEVSYAVec

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (Wnv9h)

357 Oh, I want that trumpeted to high heaven. Break the Dems' spirits.

GASSSSS THEM

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (thVmS)

358 Update: Halperin says that Jen Psaki is ruminating about the evils of the electoral college system on MSNBC, a "real news" station. ...
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 05, 2024 09:38 PM (tPMOE)
++++
Hey, Jen?

Power devolves *to* the Federal, *from* the States (and in turn, from the People).

The states pick the president. Deal with it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 09:39 PM (HnUIn)


50 individual state presidential elections. Hillary forgot that in 2016.

Posted by: RickZ at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (gKDq2)

359 Update: Halperin says that Jen Psaki is ruminating about the evils of the electoral college system on MSNBC, a "real news" station.

--

In my adult life I have grown weary of being sophomoresplained on this simple concept that I readily grasped and appreciated in 7th grade.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (CCBVT)

360 Hannity waxing VERY optimistic.

Sez NC & GA will soon be called for T. Believes AZ is "baked in" for T bc of immigration. Sez his contacts are telling him WI looks gud for T-- & that would be the ballgame.

Similar analysis to sunshine Dave's.

Posted by: mnw at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (NLIak)

361 New Mexico with 20% reporting.
Trump - 49.4%
Harris - 48.4%

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (6ydKt)

362 347 Iowa called for Trump.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 09:41 PM (5p7BC)

oh GOOD ! I waz worried !

🤣🤣

fvck Selszer and her childless catladies in particular
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (V13WU)

She burnt herself for whatever reason.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (RUMEY)

363 274 Hi, I was busy watching Satisfactory build videos and I missed NC being called?

Anything else?
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 09:38 PM (1YfKX)

The desert biome has been called for Trump.

Posted by: Crotalus Atrox at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (25QY+)

364 I just finished a three hour drive and Fox sucks...all talk no data.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (27L5L)

365 290 (I am assuming Trump wins AZ.)
Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 09:39 PM (KRtlO)


He probably will, barring some successful "fortifying", but really it's just as much a swing state as PA, MI, WI, GA, & NC (although NC was more of a "lean R").

Posted by: MrExcitement at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (hOOi9)

366 Posted by: Brave Queensryche Lyrics at November 05, 2024 09:42 PM (OaZlZ)


*shudders*

*cold sweats*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (Zz0t1)

367 Decision Desk HQ is calling states WAY the fuck too early

Literally nobody else is doing this

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (M7vhK)

368 It appears that Trump may actually win the "national popular vote" per the nyt tracker. harris is only up by 0.4 points on the NPV.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (QNSds)

369 >>> 321 Sixty NINE!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:41 PM (Zz0t1)

*cough*

"almost 70"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (zlGo9)

370 Here's the livestream of her watch party in DC at Howard University:

https://is.gd/C5KgIE

Watch the facial expressions and body language.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (dg+HA)

371 Trump just tweeted telling Republicans, "if you're in line, stay in line."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 09:44 PM (HnUIn)

372 Don't ever trust
Don't ever trust the needle
It lies.
Posted by: Brave Queensryche Lyrics at November 05, 2024 09:42 PM (OaZlZ)

I've seen the needle and damage done.

Posted by: N Young at November 05, 2024 09:44 PM (lg881)

373 312 The Needle has Trump at 69%.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 09:40 PM (1YfKX)

Nice.

Empress, have you ever considered a career as an anime girl VTuber? You could be a raccoon girl!

Posted by: Robert at November 05, 2024 09:44 PM (IO1gn)

374 Posted by: kbdabear at November 05, 2024 09:41 PM (6pubT)


BLAST FROM THE PAST!!!!!

We were wondering about you the other day. Welcome back, stranger.
Posted by: Sponge


Appreciative dittos!

Posted by: Miklos likes nice things at November 05, 2024 09:44 PM (khrpa)

375 32% of votes in for PA and Trump is still lagging Harris.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 09:44 PM (EmT/E)

376 Trump is shifting the collar counties in PA by 5-8 points in the early vote, every dump is moving more red.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:44 PM (MGB5H)

377 OLD HOME WEEK!!!

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 09:44 PM (QfvaV)

378 > If that scrunt is bitching about the EC, then she must figure Trump is going to win.

Yep, they're trotting that screech out awfully early.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 05, 2024 09:44 PM (W5ArC)

379 BUT THE POLLS!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:44 PM (GBKbO)

380 342 Only 20% in but PDT 50 to Harris 48 with Reuters.
=====
DOH!

For New Mexico

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:44 PM (hovnC)

381 NYT says Trump will carry PA by one point.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:44 PM (RUMEY)

382 spare thoughts:

Georgia call is being delayed because they extended the voting hours in a few places.

VA is lovely to see but Trump will lose because Richmond is only reporting like 25% and it'll be predominately blue.

Wisconsin and PA look good, but the former more than the latter because the cheat is easier for Dems in PA.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 09:44 PM (wGun1)

383 Polymarket is now up to 78% Trump wins.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 09:44 PM (LkLld)

384 Tim Walz election watch party:

https://tinyurl.com/5deh2v92

(NSFW)

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 09:44 PM (ghV3u)

385 Satisfactory- Go heavy on power. The new final tier uses some new production machines that are power hungry.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 05, 2024 09:42 PM (pIfcn)


I've just been fiddling around and just now hit coal.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 09:44 PM (1YfKX)

386 Minnesota might go red?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 09:44 PM (i+WgN)

387 >>> 362 347 Iowa called for Trump.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 09:41 PM (5p7BC)

oh GOOD ! I waz worried !

🤣🤣

fvck Selszer and her childless catladies in particular
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (V13WU)

She burnt herself for whatever reason.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (RUMEY)

A third dacha?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 09:44 PM (zlGo9)

388 There is a way to 'fix' the electoral College system.. by puttin it back the way the Founders intended.

Each Congressional District is its own little election, for that electoral vote, and whoever wins the State, gets the two State electoral votes.

The idea that we in Calif Central Valley, automatically have to give our electoral vote to a Dem, every damn election, means this is NOT a true National Election.

Note, there are a couple of States who already use this system, instead of the winner takes all of most states...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2024 09:44 PM (QAkQ3)

389 312 The Needle has Trump at 69%.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 09:40 PM (1YfKX)


EXCELLENT!

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 09:44 PM (QfvaV)

390 My glass of wine is finished and boy did it hit hard tonight. Apologies for any typos between now and bedtime.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 09:34 PM (HnUIn)
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Drained my Old Fashioned, just now.
Posted by: The Cheat at November 05, 2024 09:39 PM (OaZlZ)

we treated tonigut like a superbowl. buffalo dip, queso, cheese meat crackers, and alcohol..

Posted by: sturmtodler at November 05, 2024 09:44 PM (nsSpm)

391 Somebody did a song about the needle and the spoon.

Posted by: dantesed at November 05, 2024 09:45 PM (Oy/m2)

392 Fox is trying hard to find a win for Kamala

Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 09:40 PM (IyPmt)

If Trump manages to pull this off, I'd love to see Tucker streak across the Fox set live while popping champagne.

Posted by: DaisyB at November 05, 2024 09:45 PM (AbL8c)

393 Damn the RINOs running our elections. 🤬🤬🤬
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2024 09:42 PM (4tmpE)


But there wasn't nigh as many as they was four years ago!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 05, 2024 09:45 PM (hOUT3)

394 >>Odds on water main break occurring in Atlanta within the next hour?

Bomb threats -- including precincts that are in black churches.

MSNBC already reporting this with affected gravity.
Yes, this will be blamed on "white nationalists, no doubt.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 09:45 PM (scDBq)

395 368 It appears that Trump may actually win the "national popular vote" per the nyt tracker. harris is only up by 0.4 points on the NPV.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (QNSds)

Wait for me though.

Posted by: California at November 05, 2024 09:45 PM (lg881)

396 First tranny elected to Congress. From Delaware. I wonder what bathroom he will use.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 05, 2024 09:45 PM (NZnln)

397 Dammit. DWS is the cockroach of politics.

Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 09:45 PM (Qh6hr)

398 Are NC and SC connected at all?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 05, 2024 09:45 PM (IG4Id)

399 sad that the main concern is "how much can Dems cheat", mixed with a little "how stupid and brainwashed are many voters".

Posted by: illiniwek at November 05, 2024 09:45 PM (Cus5s)

400 carrot cake

Mmmm serve with chili in lieu of cornbread.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 05, 2024 09:45 PM (thVmS)

401 Don't mess with the needle, or the spoon
Or the trip, to the moon

Gonna take you away.

Posted by: Lynyrd Skynyrd at November 05, 2024 09:45 PM (W5ArC)

402 370 Here's the livestream of her watch party in DC at Howard University:

https://is.gd/C5KgIE

Watch the facial expressions and body language.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (dg+HA)


Wow, there's already a lot of schadenfreude to be mined there.

Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 09:45 PM (hmKaK)

403 I don’t get the early call for VA. The people I’m talking to say it’s too close to call and satan is underperforming in Loudon by a big margin. They also say central PA will come in large for Trump and push him over FTW.

Also. I will probably win Powerball.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 09:45 PM (YZIQF)

404 COVA - "Come On, Virginia!"

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at November 05, 2024 09:45 PM (zSyrn)

405 Here comes the PA redneck vote.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Amish precincts are a bit slow.

Posted by: Miklos so figures at November 05, 2024 09:45 PM (khrpa)

406 FU NYS!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 09:45 PM (0ZV5S)

407 1000 comments later...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 05, 2024 09:45 PM (mfUOU)

408 Tomorrow's Headline: "Trump Beats Another Woman"
Lord willing

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at November 05, 2024 09:45 PM (V362x)

409 We might not know the popular vote winner for weeks because that is how long it takes California to count votes.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 05, 2024 09:46 PM (NZnln)

410 Decision Desk HQ is calling states WAY the fuck too early

Agreed.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 09:46 PM (gKWVE)

411 They hate the electoral college because tge want commiefornia and NY to decode the election.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 05, 2024 09:46 PM (elaR+)

412 Trump is Lacawanna co (Scrantan) mail vote 2020 - 20%, 2024 - 32%

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:46 PM (MGB5H)

413 (He could also win if he loses all of the blue wall state, but he'd have to flip a state like NH or New Mexico. Or Virginia.) - Ace

I live in NM or as I prefer to call it East California. The place is run by Marxist/Maoist shits but I just did a loop around Southern NM and it is solid Trump - it was kind of breathtaking. If this penetrates into the major cities (Albuquerque, Las Cruces, and Santa Fe) I and my ilk will be escorted to the border with Texas at gun point.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 05, 2024 09:46 PM (tPMOE)

414 >>I've seen the needle and damage done.

And the spoon.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 09:46 PM (LkLld)

415 Joy Behar sez if Trump wins he'll send "his air forces" to bomb The View studios.

I wish I could have voted twice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2024 09:46 PM (4tmpE)

416 376 Trump is shifting the collar counties in PA by 5-8 points in the early vote, every dump is moving more red.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:44 PM (MGB5H)

That gap closed faaaaaast.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 09:46 PM (KbCG3)

417 @386: "Minnesota might go red?"

Nope, but maybe closer than last time. Local Democrats have been doing endless GOTV work in the metro area until Election Day.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 09:46 PM (k1Qly)

418 Just finished my bourbon. Tempted to grab a 2nd round, but Dini the tabby has made herself quite at home in my lap.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 09:46 PM (2AW7/)

419 >>If Trump manages to pull this off, I'd love to see Tucker streak across the Fox set live while popping champagne.



Tucker as WH Press Secretary -- even if it's just for the first year -- would be amazing. Watching him laugh at the press every day. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 09:46 PM (scDBq)

420 360 Hannity waxing VERY optimistic.

Sez NC & GA will soon be called for T. Believes AZ is "baked in" for T bc of immigration. Sez his contacts are telling him WI looks gud for T-- & that would be the ballgame.

Similar analysis to sunshine Dave's.
Posted by: mnw at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (NLIak)



You keeping hearing that PA is game set and match, but there are all kinds of scenarios that don't need PA.

PA+NC+GA give it to Trump, but there other perfectly good options. I expect Trump to get 312, so there's 32EVs to spare, and PA is 19.

Posted by: MrExcitement at November 05, 2024 09:46 PM (hOOi9)

421 414 >>I've seen the needle and damage done.

And the spoon.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 09:46 PM (LkLld)

=======

You Scottish, or something?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:46 PM (GBKbO)

422 Georgia call is being delayed because they extended the voting hours in a few places.
------
Note: Republican places due to the sabotaged voting machines.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:46 PM (hovnC)

423 Wait for me though.
Posted by: California at November 05, 2024 09:45 PM (lg881)

No, wait for meee ! NM, AZ, NV

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:46 PM (V13WU)

424 New Mexico with 20% reporting.
Trump - 49.4%
Harris - 48.4%


I get the feeling that Albuquerque and Santa Fe aren't in those totals.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 05, 2024 09:46 PM (lUFok)

425 Scranton is within five for Trump. Holy shit.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Is that good for Trump or bad?

Posted by: Highlander at November 05, 2024 09:47 PM (L4L3u)

426 422 Georgia call is being delayed because they extended the voting hours in a few places.
------
Note: Republican places due to the sabotaged voting machines.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:46 PM (hovnC)

=======

And some Dekalb precincts because of bomb threats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:47 PM (GBKbO)

427 Here comes the PA redneck vote.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Amish precincts are a bit slow.
Posted by: Miklos


Clip clop clip clop, clip clop clip clop.
(Bringing in the votes via buggy)

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 09:47 PM (0ZV5S)

428 Attn: JackStraw

Sabres vs Rangers
Thursday night Mr. Straw
At MSG

🏒🥅🏒

Posted by: browndog ready to howl at November 05, 2024 09:47 PM (TTAGa)

429 Everybody Wang Chung tonight!
Everybody Hung Cao tonight!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 09:47 PM (dg+HA)

430 Any man that intentionally misreports election results spends a night in the box.

Posted by: Carr, Floorwalker

MegaRoy wins the litter box turd size poll. I swear that cat has a stand in Labrador Retriever show up and crap in his box.

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 05, 2024 09:47 PM (MsrgL)

431 > 396 First tranny elected to Congress. From Delaware. I wonder what bathroom he will use.
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 05, 2024 09:45 PM (NZnln)

Hopefully Nancy Pelosi walks in to a big schlong in her face when she stops in to change her Depends.

Posted by: Lynyrd Skynyrd at November 05, 2024 09:47 PM (W5ArC)

432 They hate the electoral college because tge want commiefornia and NY to decode the election.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at November 05, 2024 09:46 PM (elaR+)

And Chicago *spits*

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 09:47 PM (vLxSK)

433 https://is.gd/C5KgIE

Watch the facial expressions and body language.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (dg+HA)

Lol

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 05, 2024 09:47 PM (ufFY8)

434 Rachel Maddow just called it "Wishigan" combining WI and MI! And she couldn't hide her smile after the mistake once she realized exactly what she'd said.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 09:47 PM (k1Qly)

435 398 Are NC and SC connected at all?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 05, 2024 09:45 PM (IG4Id)

--- ---

A border and a name.

Other than that, we in SC know we are the real deal ORIGINAL Carolina.

;-)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 09:47 PM (6ydKt)

436 Decision Desk HQ is calling states WAY the fuck too early
-------

Premature tabulation guys.

Posted by: DaisyB at November 05, 2024 09:48 PM (AbL8c)

437 I'm watching three Election streams. It's quiet, almost too quiet...

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 09:48 PM (2cS/G)

438 425 Scranton is within five for Trump. Holy shit.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Is that good for Trump or bad?
Posted by: Highlander at November 05, 2024 09:47 PM (L4L3u)

Joe Biden's home county. It's good for Trump.

Kirk thinks it's a fuck you to Kamala for ousting Joe.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:48 PM (RUMEY)

439 Kamala is underperforming Biden by 5% in Dane County, WI

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 09:48 PM (5p7BC)

440 WI, 22% in, Harris by 4%. Still early.

Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 09:48 PM (i0F8b)

441 It appears that Trump may actually win the "national popular vote" per the nyt tracker. harris is only up by 0.4 points on the NPV.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (QNSds)


Are there any blue state electoral votes that would have to be shifted to Trump's column if he wins the popular vote? States that signed on to that agreement or whatever it was?

Please say yes.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 09:48 PM (lHPJf)

442 WTH...I finally got to the NOOD in the last thread, and there are already over 300 comments in the new one!

I cannot keep up!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 05, 2024 09:48 PM (OX9vb)

443 419 >>If Trump manages to pull this off, I'd love to see Tucker streak across the Fox set live while popping champagne.



Tucker as WH Press Secretary -- even if it's just for the first year -- would be amazing. Watching him laugh at the press every day. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 09:46 PM (scDBq)



Tucker has a real job, and Trump is better off with him keeping it.

But what about Megyn Kelly?

Posted by: MrExcitement at November 05, 2024 09:48 PM (hOOi9)

444 >>Joy Behar sez if Trump wins he'll send "his air forces" to bomb The View studios.


IT'S FUNNY SHE THINKS TRUMP GIVES THEM A SECOND THOUGHT. LIKE BOMBING GNATS - WHAT'S THE POINT?

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 05, 2024 09:48 PM (scDBq)

445 Tucker as WH Press Secretary -- even if it's just for the first year -- would be amazing. Watching him laugh at the press every day. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 09:46 PM (scDBq)
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Would love that the first line some lefto reporter asked a stupid question.

Tucker's Joker laugh would be epic.

Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2024 09:48 PM (OaZlZ)

446 406 FU NYS!
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 09:45 PM (0ZV5S)

Born and raised there, and yet I wholeheartedly agree.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 09:48 PM (2AW7/)

447 Joy Behar sez if Trump wins he'll send "his air forces" to bomb The View studios.

I wish I could have voted twice.


If that were even close to true he would have already been declared the winner.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 05, 2024 09:48 PM (lUFok)

448 Posted some cute to Tensor Robert

https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 09:48 PM (i+WgN)

449 Wishigan 'cause Maddow was imagining a scenario where Kamala can still squeak out exactly 270 electoral votes.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 09:48 PM (k1Qly)

450 428 Attn: JackStraw

Sabres vs Rangers
Thursday night Mr. Straw
At MSG

🏒🥅🏒
Posted by: browndog ready to howl at November 05, 2024 09:47 PM (TTAGa)

Sabes put up 5 tonight. They'll get shut out in their next two.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 09:48 PM (KbCG3)

451 I've just been fiddling around and just now hit coal.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 09:44 PM (1YfKX)

Once you get the hover pack, the game changes. Just run power lines wherever you go and you fly everywhere. Earlier, don't waste time trying to fight the landscape. Build foundation ramps/roads to beat the terrain.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 05, 2024 09:48 PM (pIfcn)

452 398 Are NC and SC connected at all?
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Duh! They're right next to each other!

Posted by: Kelly Bundy at November 05, 2024 09:48 PM (hovnC)

453 Is a Chris Stirewalt running Decision Desk? Wtf is going on there.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 09:49 PM (YZIQF)

454 Kamala leading in Michigan and Wisconsin. Geez Louise

Posted by: AnnaS at November 05, 2024 09:49 PM (i5Vkf)

455 Ace you are such a lover. That whole DeSantis flame out really messed you up ...

Posted by: The Dark Lord at November 05, 2024 09:49 PM (DBAaD)

456 The needle lies

remember that dick swung hard left at 4AM

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 09:49 PM (M7vhK)

457 Just imagine how much better a quality candidate would be doing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:49 PM (GBKbO)

458 Panic in Needle Park!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 05, 2024 09:49 PM (27L5L)

459 Amish: https://tinyurl.com/27b4ucsg

Posted by: Clio Weeps at November 05, 2024 09:49 PM (kSAM8)

460 WILL THERE BE AN ONT???

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 05, 2024 09:49 PM (sJHOI)

461 The NY Times Needle has moved. It shows the election leans Trump with 285 - 290 EVs.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 05, 2024 09:49 PM (tPMOE)

462 Dow futures up 500

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 05, 2024 09:49 PM (xn33A)

463 Attn: JackStraw

Sabres vs Rangers
Thursday night Mr. Straw
At MSG

🏒🥅🏒
Posted by: browndog ready to howl at November 05, 2024 09:47 PM (TTAGa

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You know who else played at MSG?

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 09:49 PM (jfKqs)

464 I think the early vote in PA was counted first, which is why Harris had the early "lead." She had 400,000 more early votes and started out like +36.

No one talked about that because we already knew that would happen.

Since then, Trump has eaten into her firewall bit by bit and now is only behind by 3.

Her early vote lead did not hold up.

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 09:49 PM (KRtlO)

465
No ONT?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 09:49 PM (EsZUh)

466 Posted by: The Dark Lord

Was that supposed to be English?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 05, 2024 09:50 PM (IG4Id)

467 NYT has Trump's chances at 71%...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:50 PM (oZhjI)

468 >>Tucker has a real job, and Trump is better off with him keeping it.
But what about Megyn Kelly?



Yeah, the Tucker as WH Press Sec. is just fun to imagine.

Megyn could be good.


Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 09:50 PM (scDBq)

469
Once you get the hover pack, the game changes. Just run power lines wherever you go and you fly everywhere. Earlier, don't waste time trying to fight the landscape. Build foundation ramps/roads to beat the terrain.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 05, 2024 09:48 PM (pIfcn)


It took me waaaay too long to realize I could just build ramps up.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 09:50 PM (1YfKX)

470 DDHQ pretty arrogant in calling states so early. They may be all right calls but eventually they will screw up and have egg on their face.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 09:50 PM (EmT/E)

471 AZ polls are now closed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:50 PM (RUMEY)

472 Kenosha County is on track to go red.

Posted by: grammie's iPad at November 05, 2024 09:50 PM (SfhV1)

473 >>> 441 It appears that Trump may actually win the "national popular vote" per the nyt tracker. harris is only up by 0.4 points on the NPV.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (QNSds)


Are there any blue state electoral votes that would have to be shifted to Trump's column if he wins the popular vote? States that signed on to that agreement or whatever it was?

Please say yes.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 09:48 PM (lHPJf)

Comments in a previous thread mentioned, CA, CO, OR and WA (?) *but* this may be contingent on a certain number of other states having signed up for the same deal.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 09:50 PM (zlGo9)

474 Last polling places in AZ are now closed.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:50 PM (MGB5H)

475 Sabes put up 5 tonight. They'll get shut out in their next two.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 09:48 PM (KbCG3)

It’s always nice to beat Ottawa …

Posted by: browndog ready to howl at November 05, 2024 09:50 PM (TTAGa)

476 >>>Dow futures up 500

that means Wall Street knows Harris will win!!!

Posted by: Jim Cramer, the anti-psychic at November 05, 2024 09:50 PM (KRtlO)

477 Moreno looking awfully good

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 05, 2024 09:50 PM (xn33A)

478 I wonder what candy Crowley is doing now?

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 05, 2024 09:50 PM (/vN74)

479 Phliiy Co including some election day votes Harris - 140K, Biden 600K

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:50 PM (MGB5H)

480 Joy Behar sez if Trump wins he'll send "his air forces" to bomb The View studios.

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The View viewership would probably buy it if on tomorrow's show Joy claimed that they were under siege by Trump's army.

I doubt if they understand the difference between President and President Elect.

Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2024 09:50 PM (OaZlZ)

481 NYT growing more bullish on Trump winning PA and MI!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 09:50 PM (k1Qly)

482 424 New Mexico with 20% reporting.
Trump - 49.4%
Harris - 48.4%

I get the feeling that Albuquerque and Santa Fe aren't in those totals.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 05, 2024 09:46 PM (lUFok)

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Bernalillo County (Albuquerque) - 0% reporting.
Santa Fe County - 15% reporting.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (6ydKt)

483 Every Senate election the Dems pour a ton of money into Texas, they should just set it on fire to keep warm in the Winter.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (7ycIc)

484 Just imagine how much better a quality candidate would be doing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:49 PM (GBKbO)

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Nikki Haley would have won Guam.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (jfKqs)

485 I am diggin the GA WI combo for thew win more than the PA one. Lets take them all, just for kicks.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (q6dqN)

486 RCP is slower/less aggressive making calls. The others are racing to be FIRST!! I guess….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (6RwsA)

487 464 I think the early vote in PA was counted first, which is why Harris had the early "lead." She had 400,000 more early votes and started out like +36.

No one talked about that because we already knew that would happen.

Since then, Trump has eaten into her firewall bit by bit and now is only behind by 3.

Her early vote lead did not hold up.
Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 09:49 PM (KRtlO)

========

She lost 700,000 net votes compared to Biden in the early vote, and Kamala was expected to just make it up in in person voting because reasons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (GBKbO)

488 NYT says popular vote may flip to Trump soon.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (RUMEY)

489 MO turned pink.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (PM7HD)

490 Are we hopeful? Should we begin gathering lumber for the camps?

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (pZEOD)

491 Wait for me though.
Posted by: California at November 05, 2024 09:45 PM (lg881)

hangover from biden/harris, 2 years and we can persuade Caitlyn Jenner, to run ...

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (V13WU)

492 No ONT?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Someone's demanding.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (IG4Id)

493 usually i am banned by now,

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (0+1J5)

494 Moreno looking awfully good
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 05, 2024 09:50 PM (xn33A)

Hes 3-5 behind Trump, Trump is going to take it by 10+ that one is in the bag.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (MGB5H)

495 418 Just finished my bourbon. Tempted to grab a 2nd round, but Dini the tabby has made herself quite at home in my lap.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 09:46 PM (2AW7/
I just poured my first Jamison's. If this thing proves out, I'll pour my second in my morning coffee.

Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (LHPAg)

496 Last polling places in AZ are now closed.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:50 PM (MGB5H)
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T - 7 days and counting....

Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (OaZlZ)

497 Comments in a previous thread mentioned, CA, CO, OR and WA (?) *but* this may be contingent on a certain number of other states having signed up for the same deal.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 09:50 PM (zlGo9)

And STILL UNCONSTITUTIONAL …

Posted by: browndog ready to howl at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (TTAGa)

498 way to go on a limb and give MO to Trump, AP

Posted by: gKWVE slowclaps at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (gKWVE)

499 The National Popular Vote Compact will not take effect until enough states have signed on to total 270 or more EVs, and they aren't there yet

Posted by: Secret Square at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (9WuX0)

500 GOP won the NH gov race.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (XV/Pl)

501 477. A double win. Moreno wins, and Brown loses.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (q6dqN)

502 @491 is a bad cut and paste...

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (V13WU)

503 AZ polls are now closed.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:50 PM (RUMEY)

sure, man, sure

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (sJHOI)

504 Trump Kansas. 👍🏻

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (0ZV5S)

505 Every Senate election the Dems pour a ton of money into Texas, they should just set it on fire to keep warm in the Winter.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (7ycIc)

--------------

They should have run Jeb! against Ted Cruz ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (jfKqs)

506 In NC, Mecklenburg County (Charlotte) is only 15% reported, many more KH votes still to come there. The other liberal cities are slow in counting, but not that slow.

Posted by: Henry O. at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (Wnkzy)

507 >>>490 Are we hopeful? Should we begin gathering lumber for the camps?

it's tense but the winds are with us

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (KRtlO)

508 >>You Scottish, or something?

Youngster.

https://bityl.co/SeY8


I'll be here browndog.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (LkLld)

509 > 396 First tranny elected to Congress. From Delaware. I wonder what bathroom he will use.
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 05, 2024 09:45 PM (NZnln)


Oh yeah, I read about that guy once. He was married to a woman pretending to be a man. I think she died of cancer or something, no doubt unrelated to all the artificial hormones.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (lHPJf)

510 Santa Fe County - 15% reporting.

Well, that is a pleasant surprise.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (lUFok)

511 She lost 700,000 net votes compared to Biden in the early vote, and Kamala was expected to just make it up in in person voting because reasons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (GBKbO)

Mostly because she's so damn impressive.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (KbCG3)

512 RFK Jr on Tucker stream now.,

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (6ydKt)

513 Missouri = Trump.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (ZpzRm)

514 DDHQ pretty arrogant in calling states so early

****************

yeah they either want to stand out as first but at this early junction is just guessing

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (M7vhK)

515 462 Dow futures up 500
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 05, 2024 09:49 PM (xn33A)

DOW was up over 1% today...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (QAkQ3)

516 Pa and Mi tightening up.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (PM7HD)

517 FOX is calling races too early on a bunch of things. How's 'bout waiting until the count breaks 50% guys?

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (XjTSo)

518 Whiskey time........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (Zz0t1)

519 231
'Youngkin is NOT conceding VA - just on Hannity...'
He shouldn't. Whoever called it for Harris interfered with the election.
................2020..................2024
Fairfax......69.9/28.0..........66.5/31.2 (59.6% reporting)

With 59.7% of the state reporting, Trump is up 48000 votes. Loudon and Prince WM are about completely counted. Fairfax is the only pocket of blue votes left.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (3wi/L)

520 367 Decision Desk HQ is calling states WAY the fuck too early

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Eff those effers

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (J5RCE)

521 Trump now +1.1 chance to win in PA.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (RUMEY)

522 There is a way to 'fix' the electoral College system.. by puttin it back the way the Founders intended.

Each Congressional District is its own little election, for that electoral vote, and whoever wins the State, gets the two State electoral votes.

The idea that we in Calif Central Valley, automatically have to give our electoral vote to a Dem, every damn election, means this is NOT a true National Election.

Note, there are a couple of States who already use this system, instead of the winner takes all of most states...
Posted by: Romeo13

=============

They knew what fraud was.
Taking optimized chunks makes it much more difficult to make a fraud machine.
Now, just few key cities. Or one key city in any state.
Going by Congressional districts will dimension impact of fraud by an order of magnitude. Even with little oversight.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (/lPRQ)

523 Jen Psaki trial ballooning a new storyline:

Kamala came close in states that were left for dead (internal polling) by Democrats when Biden was still on the ticket!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (k1Qly)

524 CNN gives Louisiana to Trump!

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (B9Prs)

525 Lackawanna down to 3 points

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (MGB5H)

526 >>514 DDHQ pretty arrogant in calling states so early

yes i'm not super trusting of them. to make news, you have to make news, and that means calling things early.

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (KRtlO)

527 511 She lost 700,000 net votes compared to Biden in the early vote, and Kamala was expected to just make it up in in person voting because reasons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (GBKbO)

Mostly because she's so damn impressive.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (KbCG3)

=======

But mostly because she's very black. So black. The blackest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (GBKbO)

528 Trump is 20k ahead with 51% in KS, go call it AP, you schmucks.

Posted by: gKWVE slowclaps at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (gKWVE)

529 @448 Magic Eight Ball says Candy Crowley is eating

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (aRslG)

530 AZ polls are now closed.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:50 PM (RUMEY)

sure, man, sure
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (sJHOI)

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Maricopa County will be accepting votes all week!

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 09:53 PM (jfKqs)

531 483 Every Senate election the Dems pour a ton of money into Texas, they should just set it on fire to keep warm in the Winter.
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (7ycIc)

The Uniparty hates Cruz...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 09:53 PM (exHjb)

532 271 "Update: Trump needs NC, GA, and one of the blue wall states."


I don't think so. The way I add it up, Trumps wins with PA(19), NC(19), and GA(19), but if he doesn't get PA(19) he needs any two other of the major swing states (one of the ones over 10 EV).
Posted by: MrExcitement at November 05, 2024 09:35 PM (hOOi9)


If Trump gets Arizona and Nevada, any one of the Blue Wall states will do. At least I'm pretty sure that's the case. I did the math earlier, but I've slept since then.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 09:38 PM (lHPJf)


AZ(11) + NV(6) only gets you 17 EVs, which isn't QUITE enough to replace PA(19). You need two that have at least 10EVs. HOWEVER, if NH(4) goes along with NV(11), you get there.

Posted by: MrExcitement at November 05, 2024 09:53 PM (hOOi9)

533 Ohio margin is "less than expected" in 2024. Oh, really? From wikipedia: "Despite polling showing a very narrow Trump lead, Trump won Ohio with 53.27% of the vote, defeating Biden who received 45.24% of the vote, a margin of 8.03%."

Looks like he is doing better this time around.

Posted by: Seamus Moon at November 05, 2024 09:53 PM (Ab/3c)

534 usually i am banned by now,
Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (0+1J5)
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You're not at the wrong rally.

Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2024 09:53 PM (OaZlZ)

535 She's still stuck at 99.

DJT now at 188.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 09:53 PM (dg+HA)

536 DDHQ is ABC , so why are we looking at them ??

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:53 PM (V13WU)

537 GOP won the NH gov race.

Every Dem ad was something like "Kelly Ayotte is going to take away your 'bortions while Donald Trump gets to grab your pussy. Vote to keep 'bortions legal!"

Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:53 PM (oZhjI)

538 Need 82 evs.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2024 09:53 PM (PM7HD)

539 PolyMarket has trump at 69% chance to win.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 05, 2024 09:53 PM (7ycIc)

540 I meant 79%.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 05, 2024 09:54 PM (7ycIc)

541 gKWVE

The rural Kansas voting sites I saw were packed this morning. Plus 1/6 of the entire county voted early.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 05, 2024 09:54 PM (u82oZ)

542 Did notice earlier on Fox they were showing Kamala wasn't even hitting the Potato's % with minority voters, especially men. Trump hammering the economy and Democrats taking minority voters for granted has paid off bigly.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 05, 2024 09:54 PM (XjTSo)

543 396 First tranny elected to Congress. From Delaware. I wonder what bathroom he will use.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 05, 2024 09:45 PM (NZnln)


Pelosi and all other House Dem women will band together and pressure Hakeem Jeffries to assign bathrooms for his exclusive use. Even if he has to walk a mile to get to one. They're all nothing but talk on the tranny crap.

Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 09:54 PM (aBgBM)

544 388 There is a way to 'fix' the electoral College system.. by puttin it back the way the Founders intended.

Each Congressional District is its own little election, for that electoral vote, and whoever wins the State, gets the two State electoral votes.

The idea that we in Calif Central Valley, automatically have to give our electoral vote to a Dem, every damn election, means this is NOT a true National Election.

Note, there are a couple of States who already use this system, instead of the winner takes all of most states...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2024 09:44 PM (QAkQ3)



I have wondered if there could be a ballot initiative in California in order to give us "Maine and Nebraska" rules.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 05, 2024 09:54 PM (D5l7Y)

545
The Uniparty hates Cruz...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 09:53 PM (exHjb)




"Uniparty howz my ass taste."

- - - - - Ted Cruz Victory Speech

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:54 PM (Zz0t1)

546

Cspan is all mubortion...

Posted by: Elderly Git at November 05, 2024 09:54 PM (i4FMu)

547 Kamala wins DC ! Kamala wins DC !

Posted by: jsg at November 05, 2024 09:54 PM (7kKPC)

548 will you rubes revolt again when TRump loses again?

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 09:54 PM (0+1J5)

549 The Uniparty hates Cruz...
Posted by: Nova Local


They need to burn.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 09:54 PM (0ZV5S)

550 Mi and Pa tossups.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2024 09:54 PM (PM7HD)

551 519 231
'Youngkin is NOT conceding VA - just on Hannity...'
He shouldn't. Whoever called it for Harris interfered with the election.
................2020..................2024
Fairfax......69.9/28.0..........66.5/31.2 (59.6% reporting)

With 59.7% of the state reporting, Trump is up 48000 votes. Loudon and Prince WM are about completely counted. Fairfax is the only pocket of blue votes left.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (3wi/L)

Are Richmond and some of the tiny cities (Fairfax, Falls Church, etc) in? I haven't checked yet...these are all blue too...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 09:54 PM (exHjb)

552 I think India has been called for a Trump.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 05, 2024 09:54 PM (LPS7w)

553 The saying goes, so goes Kenosha, goes Wisconsin. Kenosha and Door County.

Posted by: grammie's iPad at November 05, 2024 09:54 PM (SfhV1)

554 Whiskey time........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:52
PM (Zz0t1)

----------------

You're three hours late!

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 09:55 PM (jfKqs)

555 Is Fox ever going to call GA for Trump?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 09:55 PM (EmT/E)

556 DOW was up over 1% today...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (QAkQ3)


And Cramer said that meant that the markets thought Harris was going to win.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 09:55 PM (1YfKX)

557 ... and in the backstretch it's Beetlebaum making a runup on the pack . . .

Posted by: Spike Jones at November 05, 2024 09:55 PM (Aqu9a)

558 RFK Jr on Tucker stream now.,
Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (6ydKt)
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Watching on (spew!) Youtube right now.

Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2024 09:55 PM (OaZlZ)

559 Whiskey time........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Just now? Oops.

Posted by: She Hobbit at November 05, 2024 09:55 PM (ftFVW)

560 tossups ! my favorite states !

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:55 PM (V13WU)

561 Whiskey time........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Way ahead of you. Enjoy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 05, 2024 09:55 PM (dR6yv)

562 This is a key swing county. Lackawanna County PA has swung 4% towards Trump over 2020.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 09:55 PM (5p7BC)

563 Nyt is predicting Trump to win MI and WI.

They might be trolling?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:55 PM (RUMEY)

564 462 Dow futures up 500
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

Turn those machines back on!
--Paul Krugman

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 05, 2024 09:55 PM (27L5L)

565 I find RFK's voice oddly relaxing now

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 09:55 PM (M7vhK)

566 Aww yeah.

I am talking, two hundred, forty dollars worth of pudding.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 09:55 PM (QfvaV)

567 American voters are failing to position Kamala for success?

When do we get the Downfall video?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 09:55 PM (i+WgN)

568 Pennsylvania with 39% reporting.
Harris - 50.3%
Trump - 48.8%

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 09:55 PM (6ydKt)

569 Should my balls be starting to tingle yet?

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 05, 2024 09:56 PM (npSXl)

570
You're three hours late!
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 09:55 PM (jfKqs)



I was drinking beer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:56 PM (Zz0t1)

571 Crazy. Bongino's podcast just surpassed 500,000 viewers.

rumble.com/bongino

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 09:56 PM (jfKqs)

572 I have wondered if there could be a ballot initiative in California in order to give us "Maine and Nebraska" rules.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 05, 2024 09:54 PM (D5l7Y)

That is an interesting idea...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2024 09:56 PM (QAkQ3)

573 563 Nyt is predicting Trump to win MI and WI.

They might be trolling?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:55 PM (RUMEY)

=======

I've been sensing significantly less panic from institutional behemoths this time compared to both 2016 and 2020.

It's almost like...resignation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 09:56 PM (GBKbO)

574 Any election returns from third world shitholes yet.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2024 09:56 PM (PM7HD)

575 you can use a fake email to make an account to get the NYT needle if you are so inclined

Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 09:56 PM (NGHTx)

576 I have run out of wine.

This is a catastrophe.

Posted by: Locarno at November 05, 2024 09:56 PM (aQ6iI)

577
It took me waaaay too long to realize I could just build ramps up.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 09:50 PM (1YfKX)

Have you seen the tube cannons which will shoot you all the way across the map? They're wild and fun. Landing can be tricky.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 05, 2024 09:56 PM (pIfcn)

578 533 Ohio margin is "less than expected" in 2024. Oh, really? From wikipedia: "Despite polling showing a very narrow Trump lead, Trump won Ohio with 53.27% of the vote, defeating Biden who received 45.24% of the vote, a margin of 8.03%."

Looks like he is doing better this time around.
----------
As an Ohioan, I want to see the Buckeye State take it for Trump by 10% or more. Who knows, we might get it! But Ohio is not "close", it's going for Trump. And THIS time it will be proven that the candidate who wins Ohio wins the election, for reals.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 05, 2024 09:56 PM (XjTSo)

579 Looks like Cruz is winning by 8 points - not really all that close.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 05, 2024 09:56 PM (S6gqv)

580 Posted some cute to Tensor Robert

https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 09:48 PM (i+WgN)

Dude. Dude. Dude.

I am in the one part of this truck stop that gets one bar and I'm too far away from the c-store to hop on to wifi. AoS is such a redonkulously shitty website it is literally the only thing I can get to load. Thank gaad for this stupid website.

*Gives the hamsters a manly kiss*

Oh, last night I took a whack at making some Kersche fan art. It came out kind of okay!

Posted by: Robert at November 05, 2024 09:56 PM (IO1gn)

581 Should my balls be starting to tingle yet?

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 05, 2024 09:56 PM (npSXl)

----------------

OUT: Magic-8 Balls.
IN: SchadenBalls!

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 09:56 PM (jfKqs)

582 Every Senate election the Dems pour a ton of money into Texas, they should just set it on fire to keep warm in the Winter.
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (7ycIc)

The Uniparty hates Cruz...
Posted by: Nova Local

Put Cruz on the DC Appels Court.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 05, 2024 09:56 PM (/lPRQ)

583 the rubes are talking revolution again? lols

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 09:56 PM (0+1J5)

584 522 There is a way to 'fix' the electoral College system.. by puttin it back the way the Founders intended.

Each Congressional District is its own little election, for that electoral vote, and whoever wins the State, gets the two State electoral votes.

The idea that we in Calif Central Valley, automatically have to give our electoral vote to a Dem, every damn election, means this is NOT a true National Election.

Note, there are a couple of States who already use this system, instead of the winner takes all of most states...
Posted by: Romeo13


I don't think they did it that way back in the earliest elections, but being in NY that appeals to me.

Posted by: MrExcitement at November 05, 2024 09:56 PM (hOOi9)

585 Dow futures up 500
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie


DUDE, DUUUDE ... but they were positing Trump win for at least a week now, shhhhhhh...

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:56 PM (V13WU)

586 Would love for Jill Stein to be the margin to give Trump VA...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:57 PM (oZhjI)

587 grammie winger

We were all counting on you. And you delivered!!!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 05, 2024 09:57 PM (u82oZ)

588 Psircle Back Jen can blow me.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 09:57 PM (jzDzI)

589 *positioning...

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:57 PM (V13WU)

590 There they go again with the "democracy" is the biggest issue.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 09:57 PM (B9Prs)

591 Have you seen the tube cannons which will shoot you all the way across the map? They're wild and fun. Landing can be tricky.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 05, 2024 09:56 PM (pIfcn)


I love watching videos of people going okay I think I have it set up right now and YEET.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 09:57 PM (1YfKX)

592 >>American voters are failing to position Kamala for success?


And definitely disappointing Obama.
I had forgotten how disappointed he was with us for 8 very long years. Then he campaigned for Kamala and reminded us.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 09:57 PM (scDBq)

593 361 New Mexico with 20% reporting.
Trump - 49.4%
Harris - 48.4%

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (6ydKt)

Not what I see on the SOS site:
https://is.gd/9LHjyy

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2024 09:57 PM (ynpvh)

594 What game is the Empress playing?

What is the precis?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 09:57 PM (i+WgN)

595
Weirdly, no network has shown the -

Walz Watch Lemon Party.


Posted by: naturalfake at November 05, 2024 09:57 PM (eDfFs)

596 Kenosha County is on track to go red.
Posted by: grammie's iPad at November 05, 2024 09:50 PM (SfhV1)

!

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:57 PM (V13WU)

597 569 Should my balls be starting to tingle yet?
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 05, 2024 09:56 PM (npSXl)

Yours aren't the Concession Balls, so, no.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 05, 2024 09:57 PM (gCs88)

598 Butler Co Trump +30

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:57 PM (MGB5H)

599 WI is 34% in and it is neck-and-neck. So I dunno.
GA on the other hand is 80% in.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 09:57 PM (gKWVE)

600 WI, 30% in, Harris by 3%.

Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 09:58 PM (i0F8b)

601 Lots of good red-state folks in Kenosha, Grammie. I shoot with 'em. Was up in the Harbor this afternoon

Posted by: SecondcityLurker at November 05, 2024 09:58 PM (MEbkQ)

602 Are NC and SC connected at all?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 05, 2024 09:45 PM

--

Charlotte and Raleigh are huge blue vote factories. Upstate SC is 25% of the SC population and more than offsets the blue areas in Columbia and Charleston. Otherwise the rural counties and small towns net strongly red. So SC is redder.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 09:58 PM (CCBVT)

603 So lady Gaga, Taylor Swift and Lizzo didn't help Kamala ? Shocked

Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 09:58 PM (IyPmt)

604 Per Bongino's podcast:

Georgia just called for Trump.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 09:58 PM (jfKqs)

605 Is Fox ever going to call GA for Trump?
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 09:55 PM (EmT/E)


The words "kicking and screaming" come to mind.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 09:58 PM (lHPJf)

606 YEET.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 09:57 PM (1YfKX)




No yeet......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:58 PM (Zz0t1)

607 You know what it says on the box? It says: Cook. And chill.

Aww yeah!

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 09:58 PM (QfvaV)

608 Vagina is still pink.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2024 09:58 PM (PM7HD)

609 556 And Cramer said that meant that the markets thought Harris was going to win.

====

Cramer says a lot of things.

Posted by: mediapostate at November 05, 2024 09:58 PM (OLGbm)

610 How did Ohio go? What about the Senate races?

Posted by: dantesed at November 05, 2024 09:58 PM (Oy/m2)

611 GayPatriot
@GayPatriot
·
1h
Dear Florida Libs.

No weed, no abortions.

Fuck you. Go to California

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 09:58 PM (pZEOD)

612 Just walked by a TV playing CNN.. Jake Tapper looks like he’s been crying.

Don’t get cocky.. don’t get cocky.. but oh man, this would be sweet!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 09:58 PM (vLxSK)

613 Whiskey time........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (Zz0t1)


Welcome! Whatcha pouring??

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 09:58 PM (RFPHU)

614 Per Bongino's podcast:

Georgia just called for Trump.

=


*does cartwheels

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:58 PM (V13WU)

615 523 Jen Psaki trial ballooning a new storyline:

Kamala came close in states that were left for dead (internal polling) by Democrats when Biden was still on the ticket!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (k1Qly)


Putting lipstick on a pig

The best part about Kamala losing (knock on wood) will be
the total electoral repudiation of Biden's (fake) Presidency.

Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 09:59 PM (aBgBM)

616 Need 82 evs.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2024 09:53 PM (PM7HD)
++++
Thank the Lord!

Boy do we have a deal for you!

Posted by: Ford Motor Company at November 05, 2024 09:59 PM (HnUIn)

617 What is the mood at DU right now, I wonder..

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 09:59 PM (EmT/E)

618 So lady Gaga, Taylor Swift and Lizzo didn't help Kamala ? Shocked

Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 09:58 PM (IyPmt)

----------------

Has Bette Middler (Freudian slip?) chugged the Drano yet?

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 09:59 PM (jfKqs)

619 Democrats had it all twisted.

They thought they could abort their own offspring and castrate their youth and replace them with immigrants.

But Muslims and Latinos don't like faggots or pedos either.

Posted by: Based Mexican at November 05, 2024 09:59 PM (mW6aM)

620 Kenosha County is on track to go red.
Posted by: grammie's iPad at November 05, 2024 09:50 PM (SfhV1)

Dane is lagging, with a higher % than the state reporting, WI should trend redder

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:59 PM (MGB5H)

621 586 Would love for Jill Stein to be the margin to give Trump VA...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:57 PM (oZhjI)

Would love for Stein to challenge the vote again and further expose the dem cheating.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 09:59 PM (KbCG3)

622 >>514 DDHQ pretty arrogant in calling states so early

yes i'm not super trusting of them. to make news, you have to make news, and that means calling things early.

Posted by: ace at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (KRtlO)

They forgot their place. They rose on solid projections, not TGP-style firsts.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 09:59 PM (i24o9)

623 Trump at 73% on the NYT site...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:59 PM (oZhjI)

624 "Looks like he is doing better this time around."

that is not The Narrative we are pushing ... MFM

Posted by: illiniwek at November 05, 2024 09:59 PM (Cus5s)

625 569 Should my balls be starting to tingle yet?
Posted by: Elric Blade at November 05, 2024 09:56 PM (npSXl)

Yours aren't the Concession Balls, so, no.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 05, 2024 09:57 PM (gCs8
———

Blue balls then for now …

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 05, 2024 09:59 PM (npSXl)

626 nyt needle 73% Trump now

Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 09:59 PM (NGHTx)

627 How are the Senate races in PA WI MI looking?

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 05, 2024 09:59 PM (NZnln)

628 Orthodox Jews dance to a beat of “Trump 2024!"

https://tinyurl.com/yxk9md6h

Posted by: Beverly at November 05, 2024 09:59 PM (Epeb0)

629 Will take a look Robert

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 09:59 PM (i+WgN)

630 Needle at 73% Trunp

Let’s goooooooo

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 09:59 PM (jzDzI)

631 MSNBC worries about Latino men breaking for Trump. Fools! Trump is muy macho, family oriented, wants men to work and be like men. Harris campaign made ads about f*****s being bros for her. And they wonder at the numbers....

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 05, 2024 09:59 PM (XjTSo)

632
Welcome! Whatcha pouring??
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 09:58 PM (RFPHU)



One of my two glorious bottles of Buffalo Trace.


Out of my bullet infused tumbler glass.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:59 PM (Zz0t1)

633 Nyt is predicting Trump to win MI and WI.

They might be trolling?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:55 PM


harris is slowly losing swing states, not by large margins but losing votes they expected her to have at this point. All seven swing states they have Trump winning.


harris is under performing what biden did in 2020. I mean a 14 point blowout in Florida when Trump won the state by 4 points in 2020? That's an a$$ beating by any measure.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 09:59 PM (QNSds)

634 Fox just called Georgia for Abrams.

Posted by: Wally at November 05, 2024 09:59 PM (7h5xt)

635 DDHQ pretty arrogant in calling states so early

yes i'm not super trusting of them. to make news, you have to make news, and that means calling things early.


VA looks like it was called too early. Maybe Harris still wins but...its close.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:59 PM (oZhjI)

636 "Uniparty howz my ass taste."

- - - - - Ted Cruz Victory Speech
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:54 PM (Zz0t1)

I would donate $500 tonight to his next campaign if he said this.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 09:59 PM (FGFJD)

637 Bingo on bourbon again.

BRB

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 10:00 PM (QfvaV)

638 So what does Trump do with Brennan, Clapper, et al?

Are firing squads for treason still a thing?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2024 10:00 PM (4tmpE)

639 precis...

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 10:00 PM (0+1J5)

640 One of my two glorious bottles of Buffalo Trace.


Out of my bullet infused tumbler glass.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:59 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 10:00 PM (xOnCy)

641 With 59.7% of the state reporting, Trump is up 48000 votes. Loudon and Prince WM are about completely counted. Fairfax is the only pocket of blue votes left.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (3wi/L)

i notice that chesapeake is only showing 16$ reporting. I wonder if they're holding to counter the "dump" by the blue counties...

Posted by: sturmtodler at November 05, 2024 10:00 PM (nsSpm)

642 Per Bongino's podcast:

Georgia just called for Trump.

==

GA must have moved it

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:00 PM (V13WU)

643 And Cramer said that meant that the markets thought Harris was going to win



So he must have been to some diddy parties too

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 05, 2024 10:00 PM (MY9gY)

644 Trump down 30K votes in PA, early vote is being dumped in first. every dump closes it more.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:00 PM (MGB5H)

645 GayPatriot
@GayPatriot
·
1h
Dear Florida Libs.

No weed, no abortions.

Fuck you. Go to California
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 09:58 PM (pZEOD)


Does that mean both those amendments failed?

Fuck yeah!!! Thank God for DeSantis!

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 10:00 PM (lHPJf)

646 Thanks for the responses. My hand is shaking to much to type

Posted by: grammie's iPad at November 05, 2024 10:00 PM (SfhV1)

647 614 Per Bongino's podcast:

Georgia just called for Trump.

=


*does cartwheels
Posted by: runner at November 05

If this is right, I will do a back handspring in the studio tomorrow and post it on X if I don’t die.

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 10:00 PM (pZEOD)

648

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 10:00 PM (xOnCy)



Much love.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:00 PM (Zz0t1)

649 What game is the Empress playing?

What is the precis?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 09:57 PM (i+WgN)


Satisfactory.

You build factories. It's insanely satisfying to do. Just constant pellets of dopamine.

https://youtu.be/Jt4XOPiPJHs?si=VJGloA3xxQNUBmAk

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 10:00 PM (1YfKX)

650 489 MO turned pink.
Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2024 09:51 PM (PM7HD)

Trump up with 30% in

It'll come home

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 10:00 PM (wGun1)

651 “Where did 27 million ballots go? Putin took them and bombed them in Gaza”

DU - probably.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 10:00 PM (q6dqN)

652 DOW was up over 1% today...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (QAkQ3)

And Cramer said that meant that the markets thought Harris was going to win.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 09:55 PM (1YfKX)

***

Markets have mostly been pricing in a Trump win, although I think there’s a lot of irrational exuberance in both directions.

Cramer saying Red Kam would win is the kiss of death, though.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 10:00 PM (vLxSK)

653 Honestly I hope we win PA for Scott Pressler's sake. That guy has been an absolute one man army.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (1KCcl)

654 621 586 Would love for Jill Stein to be the margin to give Trump VA...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:57 PM (oZhjI)

Would love for Stein to challenge the vote again and further expose the dem cheating.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 09:59 PM (KbCG3)

There isn't any in VA under Youngkin...that's why the polls were so off...they baked in the 2016 and 2020 cheat numbers...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (exHjb)

655 651 “Where did 27 million ballots go? Putin took them and bombed them in Gaza”

DU - probably.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 10:00 PM (q6dqN)

=======

Trump forced CA to suppress Democrat votes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (GBKbO)

656 205 - 117 Trump

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (aRslG)

657 Somebody did a song about the needle and the spoon.
Posted by: dantesed at November 05, 2024 09:45 PM (Oy/m2)
---
I thought the dish ran away with the spoon.

And the cow jumped over the moon.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (BpYfr)

658 Not that I needed more convincing, but tonight is piling onto the notion that 2020 was corruption out the yin yang.

Posted by: Tex Texas at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (xtKM4)

659 610 How did Ohio go? What about the Senate races?
Posted by: dantesed at November 05, 2024 09:58 PM (Oy/m2)

Sherrod Brown is OUT, baby!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (OX9vb)

660 Still seeing Too EARLY to call stuff on CNN

Posted by: jsg at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (7kKPC)

661 There is a girl in the audience for Bongino who has serious cleavage. Just for the record.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (1bNHn)

662 Newsmax called NC for Trump.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (CLA6r)

663 AP sure called MT and UT in a hurry

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (gKWVE)

664 Orthodox Jews dance to a beat of “Trump 2024!"

Love it!

Posted by: DaisyB at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (AbL8c)

665 GA must have moved it
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:00 PM (V13WU)
---
Oh, it moved.

Trust me.

Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (OaZlZ)

666 Uh oh down to 72%
Set hair on fire everyone.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (jzDzI)

667 Does that mean both those amendments failed?

Fuck yeah!!! Thank God for DeSantis!
Posted by: Dr. T at November

Yes, both failed

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (pZEOD)

668 PA flipping to PDJT per DDHQ, but not called yet.

Posted by: sturmtodler at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (nsSpm)

669 Per Bongino's podcast:

Georgia just called for Trump.

==

GA must have moved it

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:00 PM (V13WU)

And MT and UT per Reuters.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (i24o9)

670 593 Not what I see on the SOS site:
https://is.gd/9LHjyy

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2024 09:57 PM (ynpvh)

--- ---

I'm following Reuters election map:
https://tinyurl.com/3dpkx8ed

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (6ydKt)

671 A reminder about Jim Cramer: there is a fund listed on the stock exchange with an SJIM ticker. The fund is described as follows:

"The fund is an actively managed exchange traded fund that seeks to achieve its investment objective by engaging in transactions designed to perform the opposite of the return of the investments recommended by television personality Jim Cramer"

Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (hmKaK)

672 dammit , cut and paste is as good as Kramola's ground game...

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (V13WU)

673 Now on bourbon #4. Already told the team I'll be in late tomorrow.
If the positive trend continues, I will tune in to MSBSC to see the lamentations of their women.
Here's hoping!

Posted by: Brocksdaddy at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (gQ2Pj)

674 Pinell Co (AZ) up 30K votes.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (MGB5H)

675 >>Nyt is predicting Trump to win MI and WI.


We have to get past the 3am ballot dumps. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (scDBq)

676 WI Senate race neck and neck, 27% in.

Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (i0F8b)

677 Trump 17 pt lead in AZ!

Posted by: Kilo 4/11 at November 05, 2024 10:02 PM (ACdFq)

678 653 Honestly I hope we win PA for Scott Pressler's sake. That guy has been an absolute one man army.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (1KCcl)

=======

For the next 18 months, he designs processes to implement across the nation for the RNC.

Then, for the final six months, drop him into Michigan to do his thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:02 PM (GBKbO)

679 Welcome! Whatcha pouring??
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 09:58 PM (RFPHU)


One of my two glorious bottles of Buffalo Trace.


Out of my bullet infused tumbler glass.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:59 PM (Zz0t1)


Pace yourself. I'm talking to myself too!

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 10:02 PM (RFPHU)

680 Love Bongino, but did he call it himself, or someone else?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 10:02 PM (q6dqN)

681 There is a girl in the audience for Bongino who has serious cleavage. Just for the record.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (1bNHn)

=====

Could she hold a vape in there?

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 10:02 PM (xOnCy)

682 Trump takes the lead in PA!

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 10:02 PM (EmT/E)

683 I talk to AI. ...

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 10:02 PM (0+1J5)

684 The NYT oddly has one of the better sites to track the election.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 10:02 PM (oZhjI)

685 Has there been an Old Lady Emhoff sighting?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 10:02 PM (dg+HA)

686 Trump winning Ohio by 12.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 10:02 PM (KbCG3)

687

Two people shot and killed on Navy Pier in Chicago.

When we lived there that was a fun place to go to.

Posted by: four seasons at November 05, 2024 10:02 PM (3ek7K)

688 Dane is lagging, with a higher % than the state reporting, WI should trend redder
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:59 PM (MGB5H)

Dane sucks so VERY VERY MUCH.

That is all.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 10:02 PM (FGFJD)

689 Fox is slow rolling the calls.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 10:02 PM (CLA6r)

690 Montana and Utah called for Trump (no surprise)

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 10:02 PM (5p7BC)

691 Moreno is going to be the next Senator from Ohio.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:02 PM (LkLld)

692 I have Trump at 242.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 05, 2024 10:02 PM (7ycIc)

693 630 Needle at 73% Trunp

Let’s goooooooo
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TRUMP TRAIN!!!!

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 05, 2024 10:02 PM (XjTSo)

694 Trump just took PA lead.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:02 PM (MGB5H)

695 how many votes do we need to add?

Posted by: GA and PA dem operatives at November 05, 2024 10:02 PM (ab5KQ)

696 664 Orthodox Jews dance to a beat of “Trump 2024!"

Love it!
Posted by: DaisyB at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (AbL8c)
________
C S Lewis pointed out that the hardliners in different denominations got along better with one another than with the squishes in their own.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 10:02 PM (1bNHn)

697 Virginia looking interesting

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 05, 2024 10:02 PM (S6gqv)

698 TRUMP JUST WENT AHEAD IN PA!!!!!!!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 10:02 PM (oZhjI)

699 Trump leads in PA.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2024 10:03 PM (PM7HD)

700 Trump has the lead in PA!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:03 PM (RUMEY)

701 Ghana coffin dancers limberin' up

Posted by: Emperor of Ice cream at November 05, 2024 10:03 PM (CJGZg)

702 Could she hold a vape in there?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 10:02 PM (xOnCy)



LMMFAO.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:03 PM (Zz0t1)

703 Moreno is going to be the next Senator from Ohio.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:02 PM (LkLld)

Someone called that an hour ago.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:03 PM (MGB5H)

704 I’m starting to smell tires burning. Oh I forgot I’m in Portland

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 05, 2024 10:03 PM (/vN74)

705 >>Does that mean both those amendments failed?

Fuck yeah!!! Thank God for DeSantis!


MSNBC must be hair on fire -- they were thrilled with the prospects of the abortion bill passing about an hour ago.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 10:03 PM (scDBq)

706 Pinell Co (AZ) up 30K votes.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (MGB5H)

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Pinal? My sister lives there.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 10:03 PM (xOnCy)

707 Sherrod Brown is OUT, baby!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (OX9vb)

Awesome!

Posted by: dantesed at November 05, 2024 10:03 PM (Oy/m2)

708 GayPatriot
@GayPatriot
·
1h
Dear Florida Libs.

No weed, no abortions.

Fuck you. Go to California
Posted by: Piper
====

Maryland is closer.. but go to California, and stay.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 05, 2024 10:03 PM (/lPRQ)

709 Trumps now ahead almost 19 points in FL. LOL. So Close!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2024 10:03 PM (ynpvh)

710 AP still hasn't called KS, they're playing games.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 10:03 PM (gKWVE)

711 Crap now AZ dead heat.

Posted by: Kilo 4/11 at November 05, 2024 10:03 PM (ACdFq)

712 ONT tonight? When?

Posted by: Ciampino - I bet she doesn't LISP at all at November 05, 2024 10:03 PM (i0xsb)

713 556 DOW was up over 1% today...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2024 09:52 PM (QAkQ3)

And Cramer said that meant that the markets thought Harris was going to win.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 09:55 PM (1YfKX)
'There is no iron int the words of Cramer.'
- Ten Bears

Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 10:03 PM (LHPAg)

714 See.

@CilComLFC
·
16s
BREAKING: Donald Trump just took the lead in Pennsylvania.

IT’S HAPPENING, EVERYBODY! 🔥

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:03 PM (LkLld)

715 Orthodox Jews dance to a beat of “Trump 2024!"

Love it!

Posted by: DaisyB at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (AbL8c)

----------------

I expect Ace's final post of the evening to feature the African Funeral Dancers.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (jfKqs)

716 There is a way to 'fix' the electoral College system.. by puttin it back the way the Founders intended.

Each Congressional District is its own little election, for that electoral vote, and whoever wins the State, gets the two State electoral votes.
Posted by: Romeo13

I don't think they did it that way back in the earliest elections, but being in NY that appeals to me.
Posted by: MrExcitement


The big states don't want to do that.

Texas today, winner take all, is worth 40 EVs.

Right now, it's split about 55/45 according to the map at Reuters.

That would split its EVs 23 (21+2) to 17. So it would only be "worth" 6 EVs, net.

That makes it almost 7 times less important than it currently is.

There's a reason that the only states that split their votes are worth 4 and 5 EVs total. You'll never get anyone with even 10+ EVs on board, since they'll all be as "important" as North Dakota.

Posted by: mikeski at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (DgGvY)

717 649 What game is the Empress playing?

What is the precis?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 09:57 PM (i+WgN)

Satisfactory.

You build factories. It's insanely satisfying to do. Just constant pellets of dopamine.

https://youtu.be/Jt4XOPiPJHs?si=VJGloA3xxQNUBmAk
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 10:00 PM (1YfKX)
-----------------
I have Satisfactory on Steam Deck. It's one of those where you think, I'll play this for a few minutes before bed, then the next thing you know the birds are chirping.

Posted by: Harrison Ford at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (QdGJh)

718 Etiquette question:

I have no pudding cups, but I do have a leftover applesauce packet from a McDonald's Happy Meal.

Would that be an acceptable substitute for ball dipping, should ball dipping become warranted?

Posted by: Lynyrd Skynyrd at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (W5ArC)

719 Pinell Co (AZ) up 30K votes.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (MGB5H)

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Pinal? My sister lives there.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 10:03 PM (xOnCy)

Yup and thats already above the margin there in 2020

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (MGB5H)

720 Fannin County, Texas
Trump/Vance 10,120
Harris/Walz 1,937

Cruz 9,807
Allred 2,121

And there were 12 unopposed local/county offices.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (0ZV5S)

721 686 Trump winning Ohio by 12.
=======
That's the Ohio projection I was looking for! Kamala had NO traction outside of the blue bubble communities.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (XjTSo)

722 My sister lives in Pennsylvania. She wants this shit done.

Posted by: Jmel at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (bVhJi)

723 Trumps now ahead almost 19 points in FL. LOL. So Close!

Was it 2004 when that was the deciding state?

Wow what a little election integrity does to the vote totals.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (oZhjI)

724 Welcome! Whatcha pouring??
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 09:58 PM (RFPHU)

---
Old Fashioned
+
Meyer's Black Rum + Vanilla Cola

Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (OaZlZ)

725 The NYT oddly has one of the better sites to track the election.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 10:02 PM


And it was accurate in both 2016 and 2020.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (QNSds)

726 I have Trump at 242.
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 05, 2024 10:02 PM (7ycIc)




You asked for it.........



https://youtu.be/iK3pGS5zB-8

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (Zz0t1)

727 Trump is overperforming in

Philadelphia

Damn over 300% turnout too!

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (M7vhK)

728 Georgia with 80%.
Trump - 52.0%
Harris - 47.1%

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (6ydKt)

729 *jumps up and down*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (J5RCE)

730 That Moreno win is very important. Gets the GOP 52. With Vance breaking ties Murkowski and Collins don't matter.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (NZnln)

731 703 Moreno is going to be the next Senator from Ohio.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:02 PM (LkLld)

Someone called that an hour ago.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:03 PM (MGB5H)

Let's flip that damn Montana seat.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (KbCG3)

732 off sock

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (QdGJh)

733 Laura Ingraham just said that Trump is outperforming his 2020 take in Loudoun County by 8 points.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 10:05 PM (lHPJf)

734 >>Honestly I hope we win PA for Scott Pressler's sake. That guy has been an absolute one man army.


He is amazing.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 10:05 PM (scDBq)

735 That Iowa poll may not have been so far off after all.

35% in and Trunp is only up…. By 1?

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 10:05 PM (jzDzI)

736 what's this then about PA

Posted by: Don Black- penny for the guy! at November 05, 2024 10:05 PM (/7KEl)

737 Let's flip that damn Montana seat.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (KbCG3)

thats already done

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:05 PM (MGB5H)

738 Just tuning to msnbc to get a flavor of the analsys.

Posted by: WisRich at November 05, 2024 10:05 PM (Qgr0I)

739 I think Delaware elected that trans freak to the House. The founders would be thrilled!!! Stronk! Brave!

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 10:05 PM (q6dqN)

740 There is a girl in the audience for Bongino who has serious cleavage. Just for the record.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (1bNHn)

=====

Could she hold a vape in there?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 10:02 PM (xOnCy)

i think we need pics, for comparative purposes.

it's for science...

Posted by: sturmtodler at November 05, 2024 10:05 PM (nsSpm)

741 Trump just hit 75% on the NYT site...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 10:05 PM (oZhjI)

742 "205 - 117 Trump"

nice, but have to add in CA, OR, WA for Harris ... and CO.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 05, 2024 10:05 PM (Cus5s)

743 Kirsche's Twitch stream has died.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 10:05 PM (i+WgN)

744 Moreno is going to be the next Senator from Ohio.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:02 PM (LkLld)


OUTSTANDING

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 10:05 PM (SHAib)

745 Pennsylvania with 45%.
Trump - 49.9%
Harris - 49.1%

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 10:05 PM (6ydKt)

746 Will you rubes revolt again when TRump loses again?

lols

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 10:05 PM (0+1J5)

747 >>Trump winning Ohio by 12.


Good news for Vance.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 10:06 PM (scDBq)

748 We are still in the very early stages of counting...*sigh*

Eventually, we're going to get ludicrous vote totals being released from urban voting precincts in order to "fortify" the vote.

However, I wonder if we'll start to see video released of nearly empty polling places for those precincts...

How will the Dems reconcile that?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 05, 2024 10:06 PM (BpYfr)

749 appears that Trump may actually win the "national popular vote" per the nyt tracker. harris is only up by 0.4 points on the NPV.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (QNSds)

Wait for me though.
Posted by: California

True. But asshole Gascon (LA county DA) is going to get beat. Schit beats Garvey. But LA county has 10M people. I think Trump does better than nor.al Rs because of that

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 05, 2024 10:06 PM (b8J4P)

750 The nyt tracker just moved the "popular vote" needle to Trump by 0.2 points.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 10:06 PM (QNSds)

751 Would that be an acceptable substitute for ball dipping, should ball dipping become warranted?
Posted by: Lynyrd Skynyrd at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (W5ArC)

I think you should be worried about that smell.

Posted by: dantesed at November 05, 2024 10:06 PM (Oy/m2)

752 I have Satisfactory on Steam Deck. It's one of those where you think, I'll play this for a few minutes before bed, then the next thing you know the birds are chirping.
Posted by: Harrison Ford at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (QdGJh)


Just one more assembly line. . .

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 10:06 PM (1YfKX)

753 735. Look where the dems are located and who has reported…..do some simple math……fill in for X.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 10:06 PM (q6dqN)

754 I’m starting to smell tires burning. Oh I forgot I’m in Portland

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 05, 2024 10:03 PM (/vN74)

-------------

* Tampon Tim and his wife open their windows *

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 10:06 PM (jfKqs)

755 It's fun seeing commenters who have been missing for awhile. Howdy, Hordesters!

Posted by: Emmie at November 05, 2024 10:06 PM (Sf2cq)

756 I know people who are going to have honest-to-God mental health crises if Trump wins.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 10:06 PM (vLxSK)

757 Also in NC, New Hanover county (Wilmington) has only 5% reporting. Lots more Harris votes to come there, too. There are a handful of rural counties reporting less than 90%, but Trump's 200,000 vote lead in NC will definitely continue to shrink as the night goes on.

Posted by: Henry O. at November 05, 2024 10:06 PM (Wnkzy)

758 Michael Whatley

A legal victory in Pennsylvania:

Centre County officials were planning to stop counting ballots throughout the night in violation of state law.

We threatened to sue — and that was enough. Officials agreed to continue the count as required.

Our attorneys will continue fighting to quickly eliminate issues at the polls as they arise!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 05, 2024 10:06 PM (J5RCE)

759 It's happening??

Is it happening??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:06 PM (RUMEY)

760 Cao closing? Cao closing a bit.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 10:06 PM (KbCG3)

761 What is the mood at DU right now, I wonder..
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 09:59 PM (EmT/E)


From what I've read, only registered users can view the board at the moment. They do this from time to time. When they're in a state of panic.

Posted by: RickZ at November 05, 2024 10:06 PM (gKDq2)

762 Maricopa first dump, Kumala up 4K, well under Bidens #

Pres tied, Lake down 7 in first dump.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:06 PM (MGB5H)

763 MARICOPA VOTER DUMPS HUGE FOR TRUMP

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 10:06 PM (M7vhK)

764 Ok folks, that is it. We are going to sit here for a bit until a blue wall state is called.

With GA and NC, and the impossibility of Kamala winning AZ, Nevada doesn't matter.

Kamala must hold all 3 of the blue wall states, she has no path without them.

I have to go get a mile in, and I will be back. With my luck I will be out when they call it for Trump.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 10:06 PM (5p7BC)

765 Trump has the lead in PA!!
Posted by: AlaBAMA

PA redneck vote incoming.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 05, 2024 10:06 PM (dR6yv)

766 I believe Trump is going to sweep the South.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 05, 2024 10:06 PM (7ycIc)

767 Is it happening??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:06 PM (RUMEY)
---
Is it happening?

Posted by: Jello Pudding Cups at November 05, 2024 10:06 PM (OaZlZ)

768 PA predicted margin keeps going up, .4 to 1 to 1.9

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:07 PM (MGB5H)

769 735 That Iowa poll may not have been so far off after all.

35% in and Trunp is only up…. By 1?

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 10:05 PM (jzDzI)

=======

Sure. You hold onto that. Hold onto it firm all night. Plant a flag in it and assert it for the rest of your life.

You won't look silly at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:07 PM (GBKbO)

770 I have Satisfactory on Steam Deck. It's one of those where you think, I'll play this for a few minutes before bed, then the next thing you know the birds are chirping.
Posted by: Harrison Ford at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (QdGJh)

Ah, like Vampire Survivors.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 10:07 PM (FGFJD)

771 This is about the same time and situation when I went to bed in 2020 expecting Trump win for breakfast. No way I’m chancing it this year. Still time to burst a pipe and ballot boxes found.

Posted by: Ripley at November 05, 2024 10:07 PM (PTDkx)

772
All those blubbering wimmin in Allred's ads can go back to making sammiches.

Seriously, what else are the Dems going to push? The economy? The border? Foreign policy? The only thing left to them is a 10% issue.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 10:07 PM (EsZUh)

773 PA pink again.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2024 10:07 PM (PM7HD)

774 Vote for Kronos!

Posted by: Archer at November 05, 2024 10:07 PM (IDphi)

775 *jumps up and down*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (J5RCE)

*hands Vmom stabbing implements*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 10:07 PM (i24o9)

776 Hi Emmie!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 10:07 PM (scDBq)

777 PA in pink. Isn't she... PA in pink. Isn't she.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 10:07 PM (gKWVE)

778 758 Michael Whatley

A legal victory in Pennsylvania:

Centre County officials were planning to stop counting ballots throughout the night in violation of state law.

We threatened to sue — and that was enough. Officials agreed to continue the count as required.

Our attorneys will continue fighting to quickly eliminate issues at the polls as they arise!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 05, 2024 10:06 PM (J5RCE)

=======

Oh, that was definitely an effort to do a 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (GBKbO)

779 OK, folks, Iowa and OH already been called for Trump.

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (V13WU)

780 On Live TV here in NC, they say they have Counties that have not reported yet, any "final" numbers you see are not final.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (2cS/G)

781 needle update: 75% Trump

Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (NGHTx)

782 Heh, just saw one map that Trump leading the early returns in Oregon. It won't last, but I hope it gives some shitlibs serious heartburn.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (lUFok)

783 Fingers crossed, but not holding breath yet. Too early.

Posted by: Piercello at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (qLcmG)

784 That's the Ohio projection I was looking for! Kamala had NO traction outside of the blue bubble communities.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (XjTSo)
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This is true for most states. However, some states have LOTS of blue urban areas where they can "fortify" the vote and where most of the state's population lives.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (BpYfr)

785 WI 35% in, Trump by 1%.

Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (i0F8b)

786 723 Trumps now ahead almost 19 points in FL. LOL. So Close!

Was it 2004 when that was the deciding state?

Wow what a little election integrity does to the vote totals.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (oZhjI)

FL and OH were the big ones in that election. It's where Rove put Marriage amendments on the ballots.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (FGFJD)

787 Let's flip that damn Montana seat.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (KbCG3)

thats already done
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:05 PM (MGB5H)

=====

Wait, which? Tester?

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (xOnCy)

788 740 There is a girl in the audience for Bongino who has serious cleavage. Just for the record.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (1bNHn)

=====

Could she hold a vape in there?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 10:02 PM (xOnCy)

i think we need pics, for comparative purposes.

it's for science...
Posted by: sturmtodler at November 05, 2024 10:05 PM (nsSpm)
_____
On the left, tight lowcut red dress.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (1bNHn)

789 > All those blubbering wimmin in Allred's ads can go back to making sammiches.

Hearing the lamentation of their women is never going to get old.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (W5ArC)

790 NYT needle up to 91% for Trump in Iowa.

Looks like Selzer is no longer "the most respected pollster in Iowa".

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (LkLld)

791 I have Trump at 242.
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 05, 2024 10:02 PM (7ycIc)

You asked for it.........

https://youtu.be/iK3pGS5zB-8
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (Zz0t1)


Without looking --- Front 242??

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (RFPHU)

792 quit fretting about those two !

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (V13WU)

793 Hung Cao giving Tim Kaine a scare.
51 - 49.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (dg+HA)

794 WHEN Trump wins, I will never have to water my lawn again with all the tears of liberals here in NJ

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (SHAib)

795 Poly market has Trump at 90%!!!!

Also has Trunp as favorite to win PV at 70%.

Ho-Lee-fuk

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (jzDzI)

796 That is good news if Gascon is beaten!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (n+prZ)

797 How many electoral votes does CHOP have?

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (PM7HD)

798 730 That Moreno win is very important. Gets the GOP 52. With Vance breaking ties Murkowski and Collins don't matter.
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (NZnln)

Mitch still does, so we need to swing 53...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (exHjb)

799 Michael Whatley

A legal victory in Pennsylvania:

Centre County officials were planning to stop counting ballots throughout the night in violation of state law.

We threatened to sue — and that was enough. Officials agreed to continue the count as required.

Our attorneys will continue fighting to quickly eliminate issues at the polls as they arise!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 05, 2024 10:06 PM (J5RCE)

=======

Oh, that was definitely an effort to do a 2020.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (GBKbO)

Centre Co (Penn State U) is also close.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (MGB5H)

800 Trump at 77% on the NYT site...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (oZhjI)

801 Wisconsin with 37%.
Trump - 49.2%
Harris - 49.1%

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 10:09 PM (6ydKt)

802 790 NYT needle up to 91% for Trump in Iowa.

Looks like Selzer is no longer "the most respected pollster in Iowa".
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (LkLld)

=======

$5 says everyone will still call her a gold standard in 2028.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 10:09 PM (GBKbO)

803 This is about the same time and situation when I went to bed in 2020 expecting Trump win for breakfast. No way I’m chancing it this year. Still time to burst a pipe and ballot boxes found.
Posted by: Ripley at November 05, 2024 10:07 PM (PTDkx)

Same

Posted by: LASue at November 05, 2024 10:09 PM (VPuca)

804 VA getting tight in favor of Harris - the blue county votes must be coming in.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 10:09 PM (EmT/E)

805 I have a long beard. testing

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 10:09 PM (0+1J5)

806 Trump ahead in VA!

Posted by: Kilo 4/11 at November 05, 2024 10:09 PM (ACdFq)

807
Looks like Selzer is no longer "the most respected pollster in Iowa".
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (LkLld)


She deserves all the ridicule for selling her soul for vagina power.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:09 PM (RUMEY)

808 Empress

game looks to be a fun time waster.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 10:09 PM (i+WgN)

809 NC was already called for Trump no?

Posted by: Skeezix at November 05, 2024 10:09 PM (nw2qT)

810 * Tampon Tim and his wife open their windows *
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 10:06 PM (jfKqs)

*Winnie Mandela necklaces another “collaborator”*

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 10:09 PM (vLxSK)

811 t
Without looking --- Front 242??
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (RFPHU)




Boom.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:09 PM (Zz0t1)

812 PSA: If making homemade pudding, please wait for it to cool a bit.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 05, 2024 10:09 PM (Z8Yh2)

813 Trump at 198 EVs...? Seeing that on Bing.

Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 05, 2024 10:09 PM (ZpzRm)

814 Will you rubes revolt again when TRump loses again?

lols
Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 10:05 PM (0+1J5)
---
Didn't revolt the first time, Jesus.

Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (OaZlZ)

815 793. I created a fictitious, and in no way wishful story, of watching Tim Kaine get curb stomped. Again, this was a satirical piece, full of whimsy and the dark humor of a curb stomping.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (q6dqN)

816 Reuters GA: PDT 51.9% Harris 47.1% with 81% votes in

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (hovnC)

817 There's an owl hooting like mad in a pine tree 30 feet from where I'm sitting. Peanut's relatives must be sh*tting their nests for 75 yards around.

Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (aBgBM)

818 Waukesha 58/39 for Trump, only going redder

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (MGB5H)

819 Will we aee another Cenk meltdown?

Posted by: LASue at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (VPuca)

820 79% for Trump!!!!

Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (oZhjI)

821 This is about the same time and situation when I went to bed in 2020 expecting Trump win for breakfast. No way I’m chancing it this year. Still time to burst a pipe and ballot boxes found.
Posted by: Ripley at November 05, 2024 10:07 PM (PTDkx)

Same
Posted by: LASue at November 05, 2024 10:09 PM (VPuca)

2024 is not 2020...

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (V13WU)

822 I want to see Mika go full Norman spazzbot.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (QfvaV)

823 crap, AP called CO.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (gKWVE)

824 760 Cao closing? Cao closing a bit.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 10:06 PM (KbCG3)

His race is looking not great...gonna be close, but he doesn't have the 3rd party voting (and some D Trump crossover) that is holding down Kamala...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (exHjb)

825 Poly market has Trump at 90%!!!!

Also has Trunp as favorite to win PV at 70%.

Ho-Lee-fuk
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer


Where's Intrade these days?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (IG4Id)

826 >>Honestly I hope we win PA for Scott Pressler's sake. That guy has been an absolute one man army.

He is amazing.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 10:05 PM (scDBq)

---------------

[Reprising my comment earlier regarding the Amish vote in PA:]

God Bless Scott Pressler;

If Trump overcomes the Chasm of Fraud in PA, give him -- along with Elon Musk -- The Presidential Medal of Freedom ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (jfKqs)

827 Without looking --- Front 242??
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (RFPHU)

haven't heard them in a while..

Posted by: sturmtodler at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (nsSpm)

828 Satisfactory 1.0? My doggos keep getting stuck in rocks.

But I have finished the game with the Dunes starting point and have an ionized fuel setup running in the northern islands.

Dopamine status = excellent

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (/HDaX)

829 Holy crap.

If Trump wins the EV and the PV, and wins all the swings, he's got a national mandate and everyone in the MsM can fuck. The. Fuck. Off.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (RUMEY)

830 ANC News: county in PA that is majority Hispanic is 54% Tru p. They’re in absolute shock. 😂

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 10:11 PM (jzDzI)

831 Harris is at 79%in Philadelphia. They get what they deserve

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 10:11 PM (aRslG)

832 All those blubbering wimmin in Allred's ads can go back to making sammiches.

Hearing the lamentation of their women is never going to get old.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


They don't know how to make sammiches. They only know how to have trains pulled on them.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 10:11 PM (0ZV5S)

833 Is it possible this may be...an early night?!?

Posted by: WitchDoktor at November 05, 2024 10:11 PM (ZpzRm)

834 Will we aee another Cenk meltdown?
Posted by: LASue at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (VPuca)




He can go deepthroat a horse.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:11 PM (Zz0t1)

835
Harris 109
Trump 198

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 10:11 PM (dg+HA)

836 798 730 That Moreno win is very important. Gets the GOP 52. With Vance breaking ties Murkowski and Collins don't matter.
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (NZnln)

Mitch still does, so we need to swing 53...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (exHjb)
_______
We're going to need a special election for Vance's seat.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 10:11 PM (1bNHn)

837 Nood.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 10:11 PM (i24o9)

838

Viking Rob
@VikingRobVWO
I'm going to bring hotdish and potato salad to the civil war if that's ok with everyone

Oh, we still have humor

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 10:11 PM (pZEOD)

839 None of the steal states have been "decided"?

Posted by: In for a long night at November 05, 2024 10:11 PM (2NXcZ)

840 Holy crap.

If Trump wins the EV and the PV, and wins all the swings, he's got a national mandate and everyone in the MsM can fuck. The. Fuck. Off.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (RUMEY)

False. Republican Presidents never have a mandate.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:11 PM (MGB5H)

841 807 She deserves all the ridicule for selling her soul for vagina power.

===

Don't we all?

Posted by: mediapostate at November 05, 2024 10:11 PM (4jUYn)

842 There's a NOOD

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 10:11 PM (xOnCy)

843 Ho-Lee-fuk

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (jzDzI)

Isn't he a pilot? Or flight attendant?

Posted by: DaisyB at November 05, 2024 10:11 PM (AbL8c)

844
Maybe Mika will set herself on fire live on Morning Joe.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 05, 2024 10:11 PM (w6EFb)

845 Ix-nay on the ipping-day until the skulls are aflame

Posted by: Ghost of kari at November 05, 2024 10:11 PM (JPTLC)

846 Will we aee another Cenk meltdown?
Posted by: LASue

I certainly hope so. His last one kept me happy for 8 years.

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 05, 2024 10:11 PM (vJiyU)

847 game looks to be a fun time waster.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 10:09 PM (i+WgN)


It really is.

The developers made it very player friendly. There are no time limits on getting things completed. When you dismantle, you get 100% of items back.

Put those together and there's nothing but positives to screwing around and trying designs.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (1YfKX)

848 Thank G-D, I do not have to go to work tomorrow.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (SHAib)

849 holy fuck, someone has done messed up.

DDHQ shows trump up by 12% with 95% reporting....

how in the hell...

Posted by: sturmtodler at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (nsSpm)

850 807
Looks like Selzer is no longer "the most respected pollster in Iowa".
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (LkLld)


She deserves all the ridicule for selling her soul for vagina power.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:09 PM (RUMEY)

was it Dave or Jay that called that one early for us? Seltzer deserves all the hate she's getting for selling out.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (gCs88)

851 usually i am banned by now

testing

Posted by: Jesus at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (0+1J5)

852 crap, AP called CO.
Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (gKWVE)



Wanna get high?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (Zz0t1)

853 youtube.com/watch?v=r8pYpii2Atg

Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (njWTi)

854 > They don't know how to make sammiches. They only know how to have trains pulled on them.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 10:11 PM (0ZV5S)

Yes.

Conservatives have husbands, wives, and children.


Communists have fuckbois, skanks, and abortions.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (W5ArC)

855 >>I want to see Mika go full Norman spazzbot.


Oh, to see both of them freaking out tomorrow morning, realizing Orange Man Bad is back in town. . .
*fingers crossed*

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (scDBq)

856 750 The nyt tracker just moved the "popular vote" needle to Trump by 0.2 points.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 10:06 PM (QNSds

Please... I want two scoops.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (uBBbP)

857 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (Zz0t1)

858 Wait - Hampton Roads area is voting for Kaine over Cao?

WTAF?

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (QfvaV)

859 Hung Cao giving Tim Kaine a scare.
51 - 49.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (dg+HA)
---
Loons are known to startle easily.

Posted by: Axeman at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (OaZlZ)

860 CO goes for Klamato.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (PM7HD)

861 wait...

Oregon leans Trump??

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (i+WgN)

862 DDHQ is showing 95% reporting in WI. Trump up by 380k votes

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (FGFJD)

863 740 There is a girl in the audience for Bongino who has serious cleavage. Just for the record.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (1bNHn)

Videoclip or screen capture?

Boob pics or it didn't happen!

Posted by: kbdabear at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (6pubT)

864 Boom.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:09 PM (Zz0t1)


*high fives self*

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (RFPHU)

865 818 Waukesha 58/39 for Trump, only going redder

Go Badgers!

Posted by: Kilo 4/11 at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (ACdFq)

866 852 crap, AP called CO.
Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (gKWVE)


Wanna get high?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (Zz0t1)


Sure! Let's get hiiiiiiiigh!

Posted by: Towlie at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (uBBbP)

867 Will we aee another Cenk meltdown?

Posted by: LASue at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (VPuca)

---------------

We're gonna need a bigger melted fat pump ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (jfKqs)

868 Can you imagine your first vote for President being for your dad?

https://x.com/MELANIATRUMP/status/1853997535150362873

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (1YfKX)

869
If Trump wins the EV and the PV, and wins all the swings, he's got a national mandate and everyone in the MsM can fuck. The. Fuck. Off.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (RUMEY)

And various state courts will declare he owes them prison time.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2024 10:13 PM (QAkQ3)

870 >>crap, AP called CO.

Sec. of State Jena Griswold leaked the BIOS passwords for machines in all but 1 county -- and early today they announced the investigation into it was closed, no harm to the election!

Colorado is lost.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (scDBq)

871 862 DDHQ is showing 95% reporting in WI. Trump up by 380k votes
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (FGFJD)

huh? only 44% of the votes are in

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (EmT/E)

872 862 DDHQ is showing 95% reporting in WI. Trump up by 380k votes
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (FGFJD)

Just changed back to 33% in... no idea what's going on. :-/

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (FGFJD)

873 One good thing about tonight is Joe Biden won’t remember it tomorrow.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (/vN74)

874 PolyMarket has Trump winning over 300 electoral votes if you look who's predicted to win each state. He wins PA, MI and WI.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (7ycIc)

875 817 There's an owl hooting like mad in a pine tree 30 feet from where I'm sitting. Peanut's relatives must be sh*tting their nests for 75 yards around.
Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 10:10 PM (aBgBM)
Kept calling 'Wildfire'.

Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 10:15 PM (LHPAg)

876 >>Can you imagine your first vote for President being for your dad?

https://x.com/MELANIATRUMP/status/1853997535150362873



He's wearing a suit!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 10:15 PM (scDBq)

877 861 wait...

Oregon leans Trump??

No! Did the pope convert to Islam?

Posted by: Kilo 4/11 at November 05, 2024 10:15 PM (ACdFq)

878 I'm not watching any so-called election experts. I'm just sitting here reading the horde comments and that's good enough for me.

Thanks for the valuable info.

Posted by: dantesed at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (Oy/m2)

879 I was about to go and I saw a picture..

Wisconsin with 95% reporting and Trump leading by 9?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (5p7BC)

880 715 Orthodox Jews dance to a beat of “Trump 2024!"

Love it!

Posted by: DaisyB at November 05, 2024 10:01 PM (AbL8c)

----------------

I expect Ace's final post of the evening to feature the African Funeral Dancers.
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (jfKqs)

THAT would be epic.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (QGaXH)

881 NOOD

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (7ycIc)

882 879 I was about to go and I saw a picture..

Wisconsin with 95% reporting and Trump leading by 9?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 10:16 PM (5p7BC)

AP has only 45% reporting?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 10:17 PM (EmT/E)

883 I know people who are going to have honest-to-God mental health crises if Trump wins.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member

Hell, watching that is half the fun!

Posted by: Brocksdaddy at November 05, 2024 10:17 PM (gQ2Pj)

884 Ok, thank God that went back to 33%, it made no sense for them to be at 95%.

NOW going out.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 10:17 PM (5p7BC)

885
Out of my bullet infused tumbler glass.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

I have a nice Gun Jesus one. About to get the moonshine into it soon.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at November 05, 2024 10:17 PM (bgJ0E)

886 Will we aee another Cenk meltdown?

Posted by: LASue

If so, I hope gets savaged again with the butter emojis.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 05, 2024 10:17 PM (hCzfy)

887 > crap, AP called CO.


not a surprise

Posted by: Don Black- penny for the guy! at November 05, 2024 10:17 PM (/7KEl)

888 "Oregon leans Trump??

No! Did the pope convert to Islam"

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 05, 2024 10:18 PM (3I6ue)

889 872 862 DDHQ is showing 95% reporting in WI. Trump up by 380k votes
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 10:12 PM (FGFJD)

Just changed back to 33% in... no idea what's going on. :-/
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 10:14 PM (FGFJD)
Yeah you do. It's deomcommies doing what they do.

Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 10:19 PM (LHPAg)

890 Holy cow. NUT predicting Trump wins popular and electoral college.

Is pudding still a thing?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (4tmpE)

891 Here's the livestream of her watch party in DC at Howard University:

https://is.gd/C5KgIE

Watch the facial expressions and body language.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 09:43 PM (dg+HA)

Hah! Lots of long faces, and damned few smiles. Eat it raw, suckahs!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM (i8Ekk)

892 I'm considering day drinking tomorrow while watching The View. Should be fun.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (TDdfP)

893 First three precincts are partially in for Montana:

Sheehy (R): 1308
Tester (Fat Slob): 1152

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (ghV3u)

894 Damn. kackles up by 12 thousand in Erie county, PA. Fetterman said that's the Pa bellweather.

Posted by: Kilo 4/11 at November 05, 2024 10:22 PM (ACdFq)

895 On the left, tight lowcut red dress.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 10:08 PM (1bNHn)

a link would be nice

Posted by: Maybe someday i'll choose a nick and stick with it! Certified dangerous radical at November 05, 2024 10:23 PM (89Sog)

896 893 First three precincts are partially in for Montana:

Sheehy (R): 1308
Tester (Fat Slob): 1152
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 10:21 PM (ghV3u)

Well, at least you got your sex change op on your own dime, right? Right?

Posted by: Kilo 4/11 at November 05, 2024 10:25 PM (ACdFq)

897 551
'Are Richmond and some of the tiny cities (Fairfax, Falls Church, etc) in?'
Nah. I checked. Those are barely in. I couldn't find Falls Church. Is it lumped in with Arlington?


619

'But Muslims and Latinos don't like faggots or pedos either.'
Less than Anglos I dare say.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 05, 2024 10:25 PM (3wi/L)

898 This isn't over, but the fat lady is warning up.

Arizona, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania can still be stolen. We were here four years ago too. Dems had an easier path to steal it, but they can still steal it again... only more brazenly.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 10:25 PM (wGun1)

899 723 Trumps now ahead almost 19 points in FL. LOL. So Close!

Was it 2004 when that was the deciding state?

Wow what a little election integrity does to the vote totals.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (oZhjI)

Imagine if we had a Constitutional Amendment to require proof of citizenship to register to vote and eliminate all avenues of election fraud. Things would look very different.

Posted by: girldog at November 05, 2024 10:26 PM (ANtE4)

900 That Selzer poll in Iowa was off by 12 points.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (S6gqv)

901 "Hah! Lots of long faces, and damned few smiles. Eat it raw, suckahs!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 10:20 PM"

Boy, that's an upbeat looking crowd.

/sarc

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 05, 2024 10:28 PM (/HDaX)

902 894 Damn. kackles up by 12 thousand in Erie county, PA. Fetterman said that's the Pa bellweather.

32% of the vote reporting.

Posted by: Seamus Moon at November 05, 2024 10:34 PM (Ab/3c)

903 If Trump is so strong, it may dissuade extreme cheat measures in AZ because maybe people don't like jail.

Posted by: QT3.14159 at November 05, 2024 10:35 PM (UC28n)

904 Trump ahead in MI

Posted by: Kilo 4/11 at November 05, 2024 10:41 PM (ACdFq)

905 Pinal? My sister lives there.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 10:03 PM (xOnCy)

Yup and thats already above the margin there in 2020
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 10:04 PM (MGB5H)

Pinal County gets the taxes I pay on my house in Apache Junction.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 10:43 PM (i8Ekk)

906 Lots of sad faces, and desultory flag-waving at the Ho's watch party at Howard U.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 10:47 PM (i8Ekk)

907 Love this:

AP 's map has Trump at 267, but not counting Alaska yet. Hope AK gets to push the dagger in to the hilt.


THIS IS FOR ANWR!!

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 06, 2024 02:48 AM (CCBVT)

908 This Trump win is about as close to a landslide as we are about to get now.This election is a total repudiation of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: leb at November 06, 2024 05:59 AM (VNr/1)

909 The Democrat Party tried to foist Kamala on the American People. The people were all like nah, bro.

Posted by: leb at November 06, 2024 06:04 AM (VNr/1)

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Your website offered us with helpful info to work on. You've done a formidable job and
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Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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