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First Win of the Night: Jim Banks Wins Indiana's Open Senate Seat
Trump, Justice Win in West Virginia (As Everyone Expected)

The Ruthless guy said this would be called immediately. They also said to not take it as a harbinger of the night: Banks was well, well ahead of his Democrat opponent (whose name I do not have to learn, so I won't).

Still, it's nice. The seat had been held by a Republican so this is not a pick-up, just a hold.

CNN exit: Trump winning white voters without a degree -- one of the biggest voting groups of all -- 81% to 18%.

But Fox is talking up Trump losing a little support in Republican-leaning suburbs, such as Hamilton County in Indiana. If Trump keeps losing not just wine moms but their cuckolds and bulls, that could be a problem.

Grain of salt.

GA Independents Exit Poll :

Trump - 54%
Harris - 43%

Charlie Kirk.

Posted by: jsg

As I keep saying, exits always have a strong Democrat skew.

Florida's Voice
@FLVoiceNews

BREAKING: Donald Trump wins Miami-Dade County early vote by 11 points over Kamala Harris

Florida's in the bag, but this suggests the Latino Immigration to Trump is real.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:05 PM




Comments

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1 first?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 07:04 PM (6ydKt)

2 \o/
I win!!

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 07:04 PM (6ydKt)

3 Fuck Joe Biden!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 05, 2024 07:05 PM (5xAqj)

4 AVENGE ME

Posted by: Peanut the Squirrel at November 05, 2024 07:05 PM (oZhjI)

5 VT called for Kamala with 0% reporting...

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 07:05 PM (i+WgN)

6 Nice

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 05, 2024 07:05 PM (a1415)

7 I nooded.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 07:05 PM (1bNHn)

8 I'm strangely optimistic that things are mostly decided within four hours.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 07:05 PM (k1Qly)

9 If Kamala wins the best advice is to keep your powder dry and your head down until eventually some Colonel or the equivalent decides he should be in charge.

Better Napoleon then the Directorate.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 07:06 PM (oZhjI)

10 I’ll take it.

Posted by: Czech Chick at November 05, 2024 07:06 PM (fpVC1)

11 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:06 PM (Zz0t1)

12 Cool!

Now who's ready for their free shot of Ciroc flavored with a rapey drug?

Posted by: P Diddy at November 05, 2024 07:06 PM (XInJa)

13 Good news, hopefully just the beginning

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2024 07:06 PM (fwDg9)

14 Trump has 19 EV with Indiana and Kentucky.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 07:06 PM (RUMEY)

15 My stomach has started churning with states now being called.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at November 05, 2024 07:06 PM (efuu+)

16 Ann Selzer says this means trouble for Trump/Vance in Iowa!

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 07:06 PM (i7Q7S)

17 Banks was well, well ahead of his Democrat opponent (whose name I do not have to learn, so I won't).


Sick burn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:06 PM (Zz0t1)

18 Personally I find Ruthless kind of blah. Not terrible, just not that great.

I have Bongino keyed up in another tab.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 07:06 PM (1bNHn)

19
Good evening. Let's hope for a short night.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 05, 2024 07:07 PM (+oR7L)

20 LFG!!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 05, 2024 07:07 PM (FAbrK)

21 AVENGE ME
Posted by: Peanut the Squirrel

lol

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 07:07 PM (V13WU)

22 Suck it, Dems!

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 05, 2024 07:07 PM (7ycIc)

23 Willowed:

Trump wins Kentucky!

Mitch McConnell declares a week of mourning.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 07:07 PM (xCA6C)

24 In an hour we will learn that Trump carried Alabama by 30 points.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 07:07 PM (aD39U)

25 The deep breath before the plunge.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 05, 2024 07:07 PM (pIfcn)

26 Voting will gone on until at least 10pm tonight. That gives Shapiro an excuse to count until spring.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 07:07 PM (60OBK)

27 Newsmax projecting KY for Trump 75/24.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM (i24o9)

28 24 In an hour we will learn that Trump carried Alabama by 30 points.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 07:07 PM (aD39U

And Florida. He's got a huge lead there.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM (RUMEY)

29 23 Willowed:

Trump wins Kentucky!

Mitch McConnell declares a week of mourning.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 07:07 PM (xCA6C)
______
We need a fencepost. Stat!

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM (1bNHn)

30 Virginia not called at 7. This is good.

Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM (QfvaV)

31 AVENGE ME
Posted by: Peanut the Squirrel

lol
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 07:07 PM (V13WU)



Shit's not funny, man.

Posted by: Fred the Racoon at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM (Zz0t1)

32 Georgia seems to be 54% Trump

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM (i+WgN)

33 Nate Cohn @Nate_Cohn 6h [NYT douche]
As a result, I do not know whether we will be able to publish the needle. There are good reasons to bet against it, though perhaps there are scenarios where things are running super smoothly; alternately, we hit bugs at the start and there's no chance.

The NewsGuild-CWA @newsguild 3h
No contract, no needle.

The NewsGuild-CWA @newsguild 2h
Support @NYTGuildTech strikers gofundme.com/f/nyt-tech-stri…

Support NYT Tech workers!, organized by Vicki Crosson
We, the Times Tech Guild, need your support to win a strong union contract with fair, equitabl… Vicki Crosson needs your support for Support NYT Tech workers!

Scott Harnett @ScottHarnett_ 1h Replying to @newsguild
Hold out until the next election. Don’t give in

bryson @Bryson_M 1h Replying to @newsguild @dharnanoor
A strike that saves our mental health

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM (hovnC)

34 Willowed:

Trump wins Kentucky!

Mitch McConnell declares a week of mourning.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 07:07 PM (xCA6C)


His coke bottle glasses got all fogged up. Fuckin loser

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM (NtVYv)

35 14 Trump has 19 EV with Indiana and Kentucky.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 07:06 PM (RUMEY)

It's nice to see KY called early, since they have the combo uniparty D Gov and Mitch...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM (exHjb)

36 Trump has 19 EV with Indiana and Kentucky.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 07:06 PM (RUMEY)

----------------

FL is probably in the bag, too.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM (tT6L1)

37 Just got home….scared to look at updates.

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM (p4NUW)

38 I have showered in the unlikely event of unzipping soon.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM (wzAuc)

39 AVENGE ME
Posted by: Peanut the Squirrel at November 05, 2024 07:05 PM (oZhjI)

And Me!

Posted by: Fred the Trash Panda at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM (Ad8y9)

40 How are they calling states already? Polls just now closed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM (Zz0t1)

41 23 Willowed:

Trump wins Kentucky!

Mitch McConnell declares a week of mourning.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 07:07 PM (xCA6C)
_______
Hold on. Does that mean the Dot Plot failed?

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM (1bNHn)

42 30 Virginia not called at 7. This is good.
Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM (QfvaV)

Not called by 7:30pm (when Biden got the call) is better.
Not called by 10:40pm (when Hilary got called) even better.
Called for Trump anytime - the best!

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 07:09 PM (exHjb)

43 You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to pick 'em up, know when to cheat.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2024 07:09 PM (KAi1n)

44 Just got home….scared to look at updates.
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM (p4NUW)



Just don't look at the last thread........Doof was in charge.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:09 PM (Zz0t1)

45 If Trump really has lost Vermont, then we're in real trouble.

Or maybe their one Republican voter died.

Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 07:09 PM (hmKaK)

46 We'll have 9 more for you momentarily, Two Scoops.

Posted by: South Carolina at November 05, 2024 07:09 PM (wzAuc)

47 Bongino starts 730.

Okay chips salsa and bourbon are called for now

Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 07:09 PM (QfvaV)

48 Jim banks has a very strong voting record in the house.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 07:09 PM (MLJoV)

49 Still, it's nice. The seat had been held by a Republican so this is not a pick-up, just a hold.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

A hold R is just fine with me.
We just need to take some of the Dems open seats to shut up Schumer.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 05, 2024 07:09 PM (5fPWA)

50

One may watch which states vote big time for Trump and find a new place to live.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 05, 2024 07:09 PM (NtVYv)

51 I hate FoxNews.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at November 05, 2024 07:10 PM (qCWVV)

52 We laugh about the Peanut and Fred thing but it brought home the tyranny of left wing authoritarians to millions

Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2024 07:10 PM (HJ9BW)

53 Kentucky "IS" bourbon. And Indiana distills many spirits that are aged and bottled elsewhere. Plus, as everyone knows, bourbon is an anecdote (antidote) for .... everything.

So, anecdotal.

Posted by: goatexchange at November 05, 2024 07:10 PM (yjha1)

54 Virginia always holds back the Arlington, Fairfax, Alexandria "votes" until the end.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at November 05, 2024 07:10 PM (IORSH)

55 Just don't look at the last thread........Doof was in charge.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:09 PM (Zz0t1)

He voted for Reagan today!

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 07:10 PM (MLJoV)

56 31 AVENGE ME
Posted by: Peanut the Squirrel

lol
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 07:07 PM (V13WU)


Shit's not funny, man.
Posted by: Fred the Racoon


harumph.

Posted by: harambe at November 05, 2024 07:10 PM (sGtp+)

57 I was planning on watching Halpern's "2Way" channel on YouTube tonight, but I'm leaning toward Tucker's channel instead. I guess I can YouTube Channel Surf all night too.

All I know is I'm avoiding cable news as much as possible.

Forgiving Fox for calling Arizona is a difficult task.

Maybe I'll see what Megyn Kelly is up to on her channel tonight for some substitute nostalgia.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 07:10 PM (6ydKt)

58 Bongino starts 730.

-----------

Thanks, was wondering and waiting ... so 20 minutes.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 07:10 PM (jfKqs)

59 there has to be a better channel to watch than Faux Nooz?

Posted by: Cornbread Maxwell at November 05, 2024 07:10 PM (GpUII)

60 Just got home….scared to look at updates.
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM (p4NUW)


Just don't look at the last thread........Doof was in charge.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:09 PM (Zz0t1)

it's fine. He did fine. Everything's fine.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at November 05, 2024 07:10 PM (Ad8y9)

61 44 Just don't look at the last thread........Doof was in charge.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November

This should be fun!

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 07:10 PM (p4NUW)

62 One may watch which states vote big time for Trump and find a new place to live.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere

Took care of that a few years ago. Best move I ever made.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2024 07:10 PM (WXNFJ)

63 all eyes on swing states!

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 07:10 PM (V13WU)

64 Poly markets still 58.7/38.3 for Trump.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 07:11 PM (RUMEY)

65 If things go well, which MFM station would be the best to switch to? I lean to CNN.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 07:11 PM (1bNHn)

66 Kirsche, "My brain don't work with math stuff!"

Yep she is a Moron.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 07:11 PM (i+WgN)

67 Meanwhile my Bereli order just shipped.

Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 07:11 PM (QfvaV)

68 Wow the nyt is moving Georgia to lean republican already.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 07:11 PM (QNSds)

69 Fox News says that in Georgia, Harris has 89% of black women, compared to 95% for Biden in 2020. Hmmmm.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 07:11 PM (lHPJf)

70 NBC mentioning that Florida is better for trump so far than in 2020.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 07:11 PM (B9Prs)

71 DailyWire is doing their own election coverage too, but I'm not sure if you can watch it without a DailyWire+ subscription?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 07:12 PM (6ydKt)

72 Any water leaks yet?

Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 07:12 PM (NL1fq)

73 Has Brett Baier called it for Kamala yet?

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 05, 2024 07:12 PM (tPMOE)

74 We laugh about the Peanut and Fred thing but it brought home the tyranny of left wing authoritarians to millions
Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2024 07:10 PM (HJ9BW)



If someone killed my pets I would lose my wits. Terrible.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 05, 2024 07:12 PM (NtVYv)

75 My bride is picking up food for dinner on her way home, because she knows I will not be cooking tonight.

I am kind of nervous.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at November 05, 2024 07:12 PM (Ad8y9)

76 kid is still in line in Va waiting to vote, I doubt it will be called soon.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 05, 2024 07:12 PM (MyxEM)

77 >>>69 Fox News says that in Georgia, Harris has 89% of black women, compared to 95% for Biden in 2020. Hmmmm.

this is based on exits, the real numbers are certainly better for Trump

Posted by: ace the cool guy at November 05, 2024 07:12 PM (KRtlO)

78 Charles Barkley said he is going to punch all black men that vote for Trump.
He’s going to be busy tonight.

Posted by: Redenzo at November 05, 2024 07:12 PM (V/pbu)

79 My husband and I are on our way home from working at our polling place which is a Catholic Church. The Church had Adoration all day and there was a steady stream of people going in there all day. It was amazing. I was in there for a little and there were at least a dozen people. Then whole families with little kids started coming.

Lots of people all over praying for a Trump win.

Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 07:12 PM (YoPLu)

80 Hoosier friend?

Posted by: Hoary old IN joke at November 05, 2024 07:12 PM (XeU6L)

81 Funny thing, Trump wins, the left will be screaming about fascism, gulags, etc...stuff which won't happen.

Whereas Trump supporters know it's reality should Kamala be installed.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 07:12 PM (tT6L1)

82 Krull update: This cyclops monster mask is not ready for primetime.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 05, 2024 07:12 PM (lhenN)

83 Newsreaders reporting that Kamala is underperforming black men, black women in GA.

Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 07:12 PM (41CYW)

84 I will rank my bunker-building choices by the speed in which such jurisdiction is called for Trump. And groundwater therein.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 07:12 PM (wzAuc)

85 PA has voting till 10 PM, so no way they get done tonight.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 07:12 PM (RUMEY)

86 New York Times? What's that? Wasn't it a Communist Party apologist in the 30s and 40s? Later, until it folded?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 05, 2024 07:12 PM (VNX3d)

87 Fox News says that in Georgia, Harris has 89% of black women, compared to 95% for Biden in 2020.

===
whatever

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 07:12 PM (V13WU)

88 My husband insists on having Fox on...ugh...What is going on GA and VA?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 07:12 PM (EmT/E)

89 If someone killed my pets I would lose my wits. Terrible.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 05, 2024 07:12 PM (NtVYv)



And the bitch that ordered their execution is named Karen and looks exactly as you'd expect.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:12 PM (Zz0t1)

90 there has to be a better channel to watch than Faux Nooz?
Posted by: Cornbread Maxwell at November 05, 2024 07:10 PM (GpUII)

QVC

ESPN 8 - "The Ocho"

Gorilla Channel

CCTV at a leper colony

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2024 07:13 PM (7oYYI)

91 FL is probably in the bag, too.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM (tT6L1)


Florida is definitely in the bag.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 07:13 PM (lHPJf)

92 Just got home….scared to look at updates.
Posted by: Piper
Just don't look at the last thread........Doof was in charge.
Posted by: Sponge

Booze, knives, and guns were involved.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 05, 2024 07:13 PM (5fPWA)

93 What're we all watching? I want something that's going to show some up to the minute results.

Thought Tucker was going to livestream.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 07:13 PM (KbCG3)

94 Sean Spicers show on The First is a snoozer.

I mean yeah nothing to report on yet but you could still be entertaining

Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 07:13 PM (QfvaV)

95 It's early and I'm already drinking heavily.

-
I saw in an earlier thread that some misbegotten child of God was disparaging deep dish pizza. I consumed a half of a deep dish pizza for lunch in celebration of the coming triTrumph and it was magnificent.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 07:13 PM (L/fGl)

96

Some stupid with a flare gun arrested in D.C.

https://t.ly/I8EXq

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2024 07:13 PM (63Dwl)

97 One may watch which states vote big time for Trump and find a new place to live.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere

Took care of that a few years ago. Best move I ever made.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2024 07:10 PM (WXNFJ)

Yep. Like my new home.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, garbage human at November 05, 2024 07:13 PM (dR6yv)

98 LoLGF Chuck!

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 05, 2024 07:13 PM (/6GbT)

99 Charles Barkley can go suck Diddy's cock

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 05, 2024 07:13 PM (MyxEM)

100 I would love for Trump to win without PA.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 07:13 PM (RUMEY)

101 Boise St #12

Posted by: Accomack at November 05, 2024 07:13 PM (3U9lo)

102 Some Atlanta precincts are staying open for 15 to 45 minutes because of "Russian" interference from bomb threats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 07:14 PM (i+WgN)

103 We laugh about the Peanut and Fred thing but it brought home the tyranny of left wing authoritarians to millions


There's no way to prove it, because nobody is going to say they changed their mind because of a squirrel, but I think it's true. If these lunatics will behave this way over a squirrel, what will they do to me?

Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 07:14 PM (xCA6C)

104 would love for Trump to win without PA.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 07:13 PM (RUMEY)

He has to.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 07:14 PM (lX8VI)

105 I'm watching Fox news, Charlie Kirk, Rich Baris, and Steve Bannon. Had DailyWire on earlier but I only have so many screens...

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at November 05, 2024 07:14 PM (IORSH)

106 Charles Barkley can go suck Diddy's cock
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 05, 2024 07:13 PM (MyxEM)



He might have!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:14 PM (Zz0t1)

107 *banging pot on head *

"Indiana, Indiana, Indiana, Indiana,~!" -Freddy Benson

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 05, 2024 07:14 PM (IG4Id)

108 here's the best movie short about a green space dildo I've seen in the past 2 minutes and 35 seconds
youtu.be/MdicBCSrif8

Posted by: gKWVE still trying to stay away from polls at November 05, 2024 07:14 PM (gKWVE)

109 77 >>>69 Fox News says that in Georgia, Harris has 89% of black women.

--

Are we talking about individuals here, or body mass? Asking for a failed gubernatorial friend.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 07:14 PM (wzAuc)

110 If someone killed my pets I would lose my wits. Terrible.

To put it mildly.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 05, 2024 07:14 PM (KR90/)

111 Georgia seems to be 54% Trump
Posted by: Anna Puma

Wife has CBS on,
They hd 55% Harris?!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 05, 2024 07:14 PM (/lPRQ)

112 Funny thing, Trump wins, the left will be screaming about fascism, gulags, etc...stuff which won't happen.

Whereas Trump supporters know it's reality should Kamala be installed.


They always project

Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 07:14 PM (NL1fq)

113 >One may watch which states vote big time for Trump and find a new place to live.

There will be a sorting, mostly away from the rot, that will reward the ones who move.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 05, 2024 07:14 PM (lhenN)

114 Alabama @11. They miss Saban's intensity.

Posted by: Accomack at November 05, 2024 07:14 PM (3U9lo)

115 I knew a kid named Jim Banks. He was kind of a pillowy dickweed.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at November 05, 2024 07:15 PM (Ad8y9)

116 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9hRIV2amiI

Richard Baris election livestream

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 05, 2024 07:15 PM (NZnln)

117 Kamala must be grateful that no one got their hands on Tim Walz's laptop.

Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 07:15 PM (hmKaK)

118 Boise St #12
Posted by: Accomack at November 05, 2024 07:13 PM (3U9lo)



If their running back doesn't win the Heisman, it's a shit award.

That dude is insane.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:15 PM (Zz0t1)

119 Thought Tucker was going to livestream.

=

hey, good point

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 07:15 PM (V13WU)

120 Taylor County KY. Voted for Biden by 5 points in 2020.

Trump is winning it by 5 points.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 07:15 PM (5p7BC)

121 There are not 12 teams that can win National Championship

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 05, 2024 07:15 PM (/6GbT)

122 Re. the betting markets and Trump dropping a wee bit:

Short answer: Doesn't mean anything.

Long answer:

I'm thinking that several guys with money to spare put $1M or $2M on Trump in the past couple of weeks just to make his numbers look good, to pump his tires, to motivate those craven knuckleheads who "don't want to vote for a loser" to go out and f*cking vote.

And good on them for doing so.

And so now they're hedging their bets and taking chips off the table, just in case the Democrats steal PA (as they will WI and MI.)

So that movement in the betting markets doesn't really reflect any change in the probability of Trump winning; it's just guys with a lot of money being prudent (which most guys with a lot of money tend to be, by nature.)

Posted by: Pastafarian at November 05, 2024 07:15 PM (tWGrL)

123
Did somebody say swing state or Swinger state?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 05, 2024 07:15 PM (+oR7L)

124 27 Newsmax projecting KY for Trump 75/24.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM


And that my friends, is how you beat the "margin of cheat"!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 05, 2024 07:15 PM (HlyYF)

125 Agenda Free?

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 07:15 PM (lX8VI)

126 The papists have their team.

Posted by: Accomack at November 05, 2024 07:15 PM (3U9lo)

127 I fucking hate Karl Rove. Fat fuck.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 07:15 PM (EmT/E)

128 I mean Faux Nooz has Rove on, for the third?? fourth?? decade

Posted by: Cornbread Maxwell at November 05, 2024 07:15 PM (GpUII)

129 Alabama @11. They miss Saban's intensity.
Posted by: Accomack at November 05, 2024 07:14 PM (3U9lo)



There is a chance that both Alabama and LSU miss the CFP.

That would be cray.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:15 PM (Zz0t1)

130 Newsreaders reporting that Kamala is underperforming black men..
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She always tired easily.

Posted by: Willie Brown at November 05, 2024 07:15 PM (XeU6L)

131 72 Any water leaks yet?
Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 07:12 PM (NL1fq)


No but fake bomb threats sent by Democrat poll workers were falsely attributed to Russia.

So we've got that going for us.

Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 07:15 PM (QfvaV)

132 Now Georgia is 51% Kamala

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 07:16 PM (i+WgN)

133 Well, for a significant portion of the country, the polls have "supposedly" closed. Was hoping to hang here at the HQ but my internet provider has informed me via text that I can expect outages until midnight. I question the timing.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 05, 2024 07:16 PM (mH6SG)

134 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9hRIV2amiI

Richard Baris election livestream
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 05, 2024 07:15 PM (NZnln)

I want a Chuck Barris livestream!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 05, 2024 07:16 PM (VNX3d)

135 Any water leaks yet?


The GOP has deployed teams of professional plumbers in all voting precincts.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 07:16 PM (xCA6C)

136 First drink is poured. Cheers, Garbage People.

Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 07:16 PM (41CYW)

137 Newsreaders reporting that Kamala is underperforming black men, black women in GA.

THEY ARE NOT POSITIONING ME FOR SUCCESS!

Posted by: Vengeful Kammie! at November 05, 2024 07:16 PM (uxCna)

138 I saw in an earlier thread that some misbegotten child of God was disparaging deep dish pizza. I consumed a half of a deep dish pizza for lunch in celebration of the coming triTrumph and it was magnificent.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 07:13 PM (L/fGl)
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That would be me. And Sponge. But mostly Sponge.

Look, we're an inclusive lot, even though, deep down, you know deep dish pizza is merely dough that was left to rise too long and the pizza joint couldn't afford to waste a huge batch of dough.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 07:16 PM (tT6L1)

139 Grain of salt.

GA Independents Exit Poll :

Trump - 54%
Harris - 43%

Charlie Kirk.

Posted by: jsg at November 05, 2024 07:16 PM (7kKPC)

140 93 What're we all watching?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 07:13 PM

--

I'm watching this.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 07:16 PM (wzAuc)

141 Are we talking about individuals here, or body mass? Asking for a failed gubernatorial friend.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 07:14 PM (wzAuc)


*gives SPW the stinkeye*

Posted by: The Preznit of Earf at November 05, 2024 07:16 PM (PiwSw)

142 Exit Poll: Trump gets 25% of black men in Georgia

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 05, 2024 07:16 PM (NZnln)

143 I want a Chuck Barris livestream!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

With Gene Gene The Dancing Machine!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2024 07:16 PM (WXNFJ)

144 Exit Poll: Trump gets 25% of black men in Georgia

==

Holy cow !

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 07:17 PM (V13WU)

145 Look, we're an inclusive lot, even though, deep down, you know deep dish pizza is merely dough that was left to rise too long and the pizza joint couldn't afford to waste a huge batch of dough.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 07:16 PM (tT6L1)



Then you've had the wrong deep dish.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:17 PM (Zz0t1)

146 Indi fucking Ana at #9. Yeah, let's see how long that lasts

Posted by: Accomack at November 05, 2024 07:17 PM (3U9lo)

147 South Carolina called for Trump

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 07:17 PM (exHjb)

148 >Thought Tucker was going to livestream.

I think I saw he starts 7:30 est.

Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 07:17 PM (i0F8b)

149 Virginia seems to be leaning Trump.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 07:17 PM (i+WgN)

150 Ann Selzer says this means trouble for Trump/Vance in Iowa!

Did she ever find out what those "R"s and "D"s meant?

Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2024 07:17 PM (L3CGb)

151 Can't watch the retards on cable news. I may need to double down on whiskey instead.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 05, 2024 07:17 PM (GTqXr)

152
Somebody better call Raffesberger and tell him to find some votes.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 05, 2024 07:17 PM (+oR7L)

153 Charles Barkley said he is going to punch all black men that vote for Trump.
He’s going to be busy tonight.
Posted by: Redenzo

There's gonna be a heartache tonight
A heartache tonight, I know
There's gonna be a heartache tonight, I know
Lord, I know

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 07:17 PM (L/fGl)

154 "Any water leaks yet?
Posted by: brak"


No. I do quality work. Got some new crimpers too.

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2024 07:17 PM (vFG9F)

155 That would be me. And Sponge. But mostly Sponge.

Look, we're an inclusive lot, even though, deep down, you know deep dish pizza is merely dough that was left to rise too long and the pizza joint couldn't afford to waste a huge batch of dough.
Posted by: blake

Add me to the list. If I want bread, I'll bake it myself.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2024 07:18 PM (WXNFJ)

156 Real America's Voice-RAV-does an excellent job on elections, ran every Trump/Vance rally live in it's entirety. Available online 24/7.

Posted by: Bannon's Home Base at November 05, 2024 07:18 PM (6Cd6u)

157 83 Newsreaders reporting that Kamala is underperforming black men, black women in GA.
Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 07:12 PM (41CYW)

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I can tell you, she does NOT underperform with black men.

Posted by: Willie Brown supports the Head of State at November 05, 2024 07:18 PM (QdGJh)

158 CNN exit: Independents in GA have swung 20 points to Trump from 2020.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 07:18 PM (5p7BC)

159 144 Exit Poll: Trump gets 25% of black men in Georgia

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Holy cow !
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 07:17 PM (V13WU)
Is this good? It's good, right?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 07:18 PM (EmT/E)

160 140 93 What're we all watching?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 07:13 PM

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I'm watching this.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 07:16 PM (wzAuc)

I'm glued to this.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 07:18 PM (KbCG3)

161 Daily Wire has a nice map that seems to update pretty promptly. I'm not a member or anything, and I can see it.

https://election.dailywire.com/

Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 07:18 PM (hmKaK)

162 Alcohol is starting to do it's job.

Settle in y'all. Drink 'em if ya got'em!

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 07:18 PM (RFPHU)

163 THEY ARE NOT POSITIONING ME FOR SUCCESS!
Posted by: Vengeful Kammie! at November 05, 2024 07:16 PM

--

You got the kneeling part right, but not the facing *away.*

Posted by: the positioners at November 05, 2024 07:18 PM (wzAuc)

164 68 Wow the nyt is moving Georgia to lean republican already.
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Fox onscreen right now is 51.1% Bitch; 48.5% PDT
84,853 to 80,597

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 07:18 PM (hovnC)

165 Tennessee will eat their lunch

Posted by: Accomack at November 05, 2024 07:18 PM (3U9lo)

166 SC being called for TGE this early is a good sign. 2008 took awhile to call SC and that was a bad sign.

Posted by: gKWVE still trying to stay away from polls at November 05, 2024 07:18 PM (gKWVE)

167 Georgia is less than a 5000 vote margin so far.

Posted by: Boss Moss at November 05, 2024 07:18 PM (PM7HD)

168 Charlie Kirk Election Night Coverage :

https://tinyurl.com/mpnph42s

Posted by: jsg at November 05, 2024 07:18 PM (7kKPC)

169 159 144 Exit Poll: Trump gets 25% of black men in Georgia

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Holy cow !
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 07:17 PM (V13WU)
Is this good? It's good, right?
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 07:18 PM (EmT/E)

Not if you're Kamala.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 07:18 PM (KbCG3)

170 Jake looks like he swallowed a bug.

@EndWokeness
·
44s
Holy shlit. CNN exit poll of GA shows a 20 point swing to Trump with independents.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 07:18 PM (LkLld)

171 149 Virginia seems to be leaning Trump.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 07:17 PM (i+WgN)

It would end the night if he wins...
That said, it's an almost impossible task for him to win it...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 07:18 PM (exHjb)

172 I would love for Trump to win without PA.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 07:13 PM (RUMEY)


He can, if he sweeps the Sun Belt (Nevada included) and picks up NE-2. That would put him at 269, and if the GOP holds on the House, he would win the tiebreaker there.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 07:18 PM (lHPJf)

173 62 One may watch which states vote big time for Trump and find a new place to live.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere

Took care of that a few years ago. Best move I ever made.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2024 07:10 PM (WXNFJ)

We're looking carefully at Wyoming since our visit there in August.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 07:19 PM (QGaXH)

174 153 Charles Barkley said he is going to punch all black men that vote for Trump.
He’s going to be busy tonight.
Posted by: Redenzo

I hope he tries that with Mike Tyson.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 07:19 PM (EmT/E)

175 I'm not watching it.

Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 07:19 PM (i0F8b)

176
Kamala is about to be unburdoned by what has been.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 05, 2024 07:19 PM (+oR7L)

177 Now the nyt has moved Virginia and New Hampshire into the republican leads category.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 07:19 PM (QNSds)

178 VT called for Kamala with 0% reporting...

Who gives F**k about that dump...... Sanders (A Commie) is there Senator.

They would vote for Putin for Senator.......

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at November 05, 2024 07:19 PM (k5/aw)

179 166 SC being called for TGE this early is a good sign. 2008 took awhile to call SC and that was a bad sign.

Posted by: gKWVE still trying to stay away from polls at November 05, 2024 07:18 PM (gKWVE)

We did our part.

*Glares at the rest of you to pull your weight

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 07:19 PM (KbCG3)

180 Agenda Free?

Posted by: ...

I like that guy, but it's like watching the "10 Things You Should Buy at Costco" guy do real news.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 05, 2024 07:19 PM (hCzfy)

181 I know that DailyWire's coverage is on Matt Walsh's YouTube channel now. You don't need a subscription to watch.

Ben Shapiro is the host though so there's that.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 07:19 PM (6ydKt)

182 Indi fucking Ana at #9. Yeah, let's see how long that lasts
Posted by: Accomack at November 05, 2024 07:17 PM (3U9lo)



They're undefeated. They've earned their spot.

Now, they're Big10, so they've got some teams they need to beat.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:19 PM (Zz0t1)

183 Newsreaders reporting that Kamala is underperforming black men, black women in GA.

That's ok, she'll make it up with all the Canadian-Jamaican-Indians.

Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2024 07:19 PM (L3CGb)

184 Alabama Texas rematch. Good get that out of the way.
Penn St. and ND. Rooting for the blimp

Posted by: Accomack at November 05, 2024 07:19 PM (3U9lo)

185 WE'RE GRAYS!!!!!! We're greys......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:19 PM (Zz0t1)

186 Cornbread Maxwell: "there has to be a better channel to watch than Faux Nooz?"

Newsmax.

Right-leaning enterprise and perspective welcomed.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 05, 2024 07:19 PM (aXxgO)

187 146 Indi fucking Ana at #9. Yeah, let's see how long that lasts
Posted by: Accomack at November 05, 2024 07:17 PM (3U9lo)

If it's based on record, line up the gravy wins. Indy has not played a quality opponent. They play in the Big100

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 05, 2024 07:19 PM (/6GbT)

188 146 Indi fucking Ana at #9. Yeah, let's see how long that lasts
Posted by: Accomack at November 05, 2024 07:17 PM (3U9lo)

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Kasparian's kind of cute. I will probably go at least two minutes. Three if she calls my dog Indiana.

Posted by: Harrison Ford at November 05, 2024 07:20 PM (QdGJh)

189 The heck?! Ace must have an update for us.

Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2024 07:20 PM (L3CGb)

190 We're going prematurely gray?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 05, 2024 07:20 PM (VNX3d)

191 Wife first went to Canada. Too cold.

Posted by: Accomack at November 05, 2024 07:20 PM (3U9lo)

192 Lots of people all over praying for a Trump win.
Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 07:12 PM (YoPLu)

Yep. Before I even got out of bed this morning. Prayed for Him to thwart those who will be cheating. Still praying!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at November 05, 2024 07:20 PM (OX9vb)

193 The Greys have inverted.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 05, 2024 07:20 PM (Y6IkP)

194 Whoa - grey!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 05, 2024 07:20 PM (GTqXr)

195
There's gonna be a heartache tonight
A heartache tonight, I know
There's gonna be a heartache tonight, I know
Lord, I know
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 07:17 PM (L/fGl)

When I was 16, a friend and I went McDonalds after field hockey practice, and when we pulled up to the restaurant, I saw my boyfriend there canoodling with another girl. That dang song was playing on the radio at that moment.

Posted by: Moki at November 05, 2024 07:20 PM (wLjpr)

196 I am going to get whiplash the way Georgia is flip-flopping with only 7% reporting.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 07:20 PM (i+WgN)

197 First: TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER

/one presidential sniff later

Then: WE MUST DESTROY THIS PLANET NOW TO SAVE THE GALAXY

Posted by: The Greys at November 05, 2024 07:20 PM (oZhjI)

198 Nicely done, Ace.

And after I extoled your greatness for NOT missing HTML tags earlier........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:20 PM (Zz0t1)

199 Don't feel gray, Ace!

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at November 05, 2024 07:20 PM (iyMuA)

200 Always knew Ace editing posts after 100 comments was a bad idea.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 07:20 PM (k1Qly)

201 Gee.

I wonder if ace made an update???

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 07:20 PM (hovnC)

202
We've gone plaid.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 05, 2024 07:20 PM (+oR7L)

203 Grain of salt.
GA Independents Exit Poll :

Trump - 54%
Harris - 43%


I'll gladly take that over the reverse.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 07:20 PM (0ZV5S)

204 Siri has jokes.

Posted by: Accomack at November 05, 2024 07:20 PM (3U9lo)

205 110 If someone killed my pets I would lose my wits. Terrible.

To put it mildly.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 05, 2024 07:14 PM (KR90/)
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I would become unpleasant to deal with.

Posted by: Weasel at November 05, 2024 07:21 PM (YnIVK)

206 Grey Poupon is baaack !

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 07:21 PM (V13WU)

207 whoa, mirror universe grey boxes

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 05, 2024 07:21 PM (MyxEM)

208 Just got back from work. Any updates?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 07:21 PM (uCjyK)

209 I have to say that Harold Ford is infinitely more sane than Tarlov.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 07:21 PM (1bNHn)

210 I'd like to blame the gray box syndrome on my ISP but...

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 05, 2024 07:21 PM (mH6SG)

211 We're gray

Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 07:21 PM (IyPmt)

212 140 93 What're we all watching?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 07:13

I took a commenter's suggestion and am now watching Daily Wire.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at November 05, 2024 07:21 PM (efuu+)

213 AVENGE ME
Posted by: Peanut the Squirrel at November 05, 2024 07:05 PM (oZhjI)

And Me!

Posted by: Fred the Trash Panda at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM (Ad8y9)

And us!

Posted by: Walz' Horse Victims at November 05, 2024 07:21 PM (i24o9)

214 Willowed: Haven't commented here since the last steal (except to pop in occasionally to say FJB).
Along for the ride for a while, hope y'all will keep me sane, and h'lo, Horde.

Can't believe I missed the TxMoMe

And, I just poured my first bourbon. The lucidity of future comments will reflect the future count.

Posted by: Brocksdaddy at November 05, 2024 07:21 PM (gQ2Pj)

215 If you want great data, Baris is the way to go.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 07:21 PM (KbCG3)

216 The blog has changed color in honor of Peanut, the gray squirrel.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 05, 2024 07:21 PM (NZnln)

217 Black men also make up a large D voting block in VA. If GA exits hold true for VA, Richmond could be interesting when its vote comes in (and it doesn't if they stayed home)...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 07:21 PM (exHjb)

218 My near-term goal is to drink enough that I no longer get excited about who is ahead in a state that has only 3% of precincts reporting.

Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 07:21 PM (hmKaK)

219 Come on, NC, do me proud!

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 07:21 PM (2cS/G)

220 When I was 16, a friend and I went McDonalds after field hockey practice, and when we pulled up to the restaurant, I saw my boyfriend there canoodling with another girl. That dang song was playing on the radio at that moment.
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So you beat them up, using your field hockey stick, Moki??

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 07:21 PM (hovnC)

221 Exit Poll: Trump gets 25% of black men in Georgia

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Holy cow !
Posted by: runner

GLARE

Posted by: tank Abrams at November 05, 2024 07:21 PM (khrpa)

222 Boxy!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (QNSds)

223
*note to self: schedule opthalmologist appt.*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (XeU6L)

224 207 whoa, mirror universe grey boxes

Where’s the agony booth and the Tantalus field? Does Ace have a goatee now?

Posted by: Sorry Folks, My Last Nic Upset Everyone, The Moose Out Front Should've Told You at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (7kSOl)

225 Put Doof in charge

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (/6GbT)

226 It might be the bourbon. It might be the gray. It might even be the tension of four years' waiting. But y'all are funny as f*ck.

Posted by: goatexchange at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (yjha1)

227 Tucker up in 7 min

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (RUMEY)

228 Four teams with byes: BYU, Oregon, Miami and Georgia.
This playoff is rigged. No Michigan or LSU?

Posted by: Accomack at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (3U9lo)

229 Pardon me, would you have any Grey Box ?

Posted by: jsg at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (7kKPC)

230 I'd rather have Kamala for Empress than be forced to eat one piece of deep-dish faux lasagna "pizza".

Posted by: NY Style, FTW! at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (6Cd6u)

231 Okay, who ran with scissors AGAIN and hit the thing that turns the boxes grey?

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (p4NUW)

232 "Charles Barkley said he is going to punch all black men that vote for Trump."

He'll be humped over and breathless after the first encounter.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (aXxgO)

233 NBC correspondent saying that guys in Az were influenced towards trump because of Rogan.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (B9Prs)

234 96

Some stupid with a flare gun arrested in D.C.

https://t.ly/I8EXq
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2024 07:13 PM (63Dwl)

He could have burned the place to the ground.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (QGaXH)

235 213 AVENGE ME
Posted by: Peanut the Squirrel at November 05, 2024 07:05 PM (oZhjI)

And Me!

Posted by: Fred the Trash Panda at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM (Ad8y9)

And us!
Posted by: Walz' Horse Victims at November 05, 2024 07:21 PM (i24o9)


And us!

Posted by: Fauci's Beagles at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (PiwSw)

236 Kirsche's stream on Twitch and YouTube have crashed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (i+WgN)

237 The grey! It's a SIGN!!

Posted by: Weasel at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (YnIVK)

238 When I was 16, a friend and I went McDonalds after field hockey practice, and when we pulled up to the restaurant, I saw my boyfriend there canoodling with another girl. That dang song was playing on the radio at that moment.
---------
So you beat them up, using your field hockey stick, Moki??
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 07:21 PM (hovnC)

Or a sharp hit with a puck?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (VNX3d)

239 Uh oh....did I do that...?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (QGaXH)

240 124 27 Newsmax projecting KY for Trump 75/24.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM

da FUH?!?

Or is that just what it is now?

Posted by: the positioners at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (wzAuc)

241 Trump won Miami early vote by 11 points.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 07:23 PM (5p7BC)

242 Newsreaders reporting that Kamala is underperforming black men, black women in GA.



Suck harder Kamala!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 07:23 PM (0ZV5S)

243 I'm watching Lotus Eaters, but the real action is my first-time viewing of Krull 1983.

Unfortunately Ana Kasperian has gone centrist. Her staring lasers into the camera and saying "I'm so much better than you [Trump voters]" was amazing.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 05, 2024 07:23 PM (lhenN)

244 *admires the gray*

Hi, everyone.

I'm afraid of having hope.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 07:23 PM (1YfKX)

245 Put Doof in charge
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (/6GbT)



After he let the last thread catch fire like that?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:23 PM (Zz0t1)

246 I once got to call Karl Rove a lying skunk. It was good.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 07:23 PM (1bNHn)

247 Come on, NC, do me proud!
Posted by: Lincolntf
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Wishful thinking, I fear. Last election cycle less than 1/2 the voters were natives.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2024 07:23 PM (XeU6L)

248 you know deep dish pizza is merely dough that was left to rise too long and the pizza joint couldn't afford to waste a huge batch of dough.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing


... and they couldn't just knead it down again...?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 05, 2024 07:23 PM (hB7mE)

249 Not watching the returns. I don't have it in me this go round.

Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at November 05, 2024 07:23 PM (iF0sF)

250 The Greys have invaded

Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 07:23 PM (NL1fq)

251 He could have burned the place to the ground.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (QGaXH)
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There's an iconic riff in there somewhere.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 07:23 PM (tT6L1)

252 So you beat them up, using your field hockey stick, Moki??
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 07:21 PM (hovnC)

Lol, we sauntered in in our kilts, cleats and yes, holding the sticks. He and the sidepiece hightailed it out of there.

Posted by: Moki at November 05, 2024 07:24 PM (wLjpr)

253 I see Ace just posted that. Maybe I should just sit quietly.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 07:24 PM (5p7BC)

254 Rich baris is saying Trump will take duval by 5ish points. Ga ge really mirrors duval county

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 07:24 PM (MGB5H)

255 Ah! An AtC sighting!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2024 07:24 PM (XeU6L)

256 Baris says Trump's got a 65% of winning based on the data we've gotten in so far...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 07:24 PM (oZhjI)

257 Under Project 2025, McDonalds fries will be prepared in beef tallow.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 05, 2024 07:24 PM (lhenN)

258 alled for TGE
==============
What the fuck is this b.s. shorthand? F'ing cocksuckers so into your own b.s. you are inscrutable.
Thanks.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 05, 2024 07:24 PM (lPeS+)

259 217 Black men also make up a large D

Oh, honey, you don't have to tell me. I know that. But some of them have it for real.

Posted by: Kamala at November 05, 2024 07:24 PM (hmKaK)

260 235 213 AVENGE ME
Posted by: Peanut the Squirrel at November 05, 2024 07:05 PM (oZhjI)

And Me!

Posted by: Fred the Trash Panda at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM (Ad8y9)

And us!
Posted by: Walz' Horse Victims at November 05, 2024 07:21 PM (i24o9)

And us!
Posted by: Fauci's Beagles at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (PiwSw)

And us!

Posted by: Sam Brinton's dog boys at November 05, 2024 07:24 PM (lg881)

261 Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at November 05, 2024 07:23 PM (iF0sF)


*hugs*


How are you?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:24 PM (Zz0t1)

262 AtC!!!

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 07:24 PM (5p7BC)

263 AtC is is the house! *waves to AtC, pours Cheerwine into USB port*

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 05, 2024 07:24 PM (PiwSw)

264 232 "Charles Barkley said he is going to punch all black men that vote for Trump."

He'll be humped over and breathless after the first encounter.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM


I have seen Barkley's golf swing.

Standing straight in front of him is the safest place you could possibly be if he takes a swing.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 05, 2024 07:24 PM (HlyYF)

265 229 Pardon me, would you have any Grey Box ?
Posted by: jsg

How you doin!

Posted by: Rear Admiral Dick Levine at November 05, 2024 07:24 PM (3qwWb)

266 Newsmax projecting KY for Trump 75/24.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM

da FUH?!?

Or is that just what it is now?

Posted by: the positioners at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (wzAuc)

What it is now.

Posted by: Walz' Horse Victims at November 05, 2024 07:24 PM (i24o9)

267 AVENGE ME
Posted by: Peanut the Squirrel at November 05, 2024 07:05 PM (oZhjI)

And Me!

Posted by: Fred the Trash Panda at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM (Ad8y9)

And us!
Posted by: Walz' Horse Victims at November 05, 2024 07:21 PM (i24o9)

And us!
Posted by: Fauci's Beagles


And me!

Posted by: Harambi at November 05, 2024 07:24 PM (0ZV5S)

268 Squirrel power...

Posted by: TRex at November 05, 2024 07:24 PM (IQ6Gq)

269 Bitcoin pumping; up 1% in the last hour.
those folks are watching just as close as we are.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 07:24 PM (lN/pN)

270 Is this good? It's good, right?
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 07:18 PM (EmT/E)

Trump got 12% of black vote in 2020. So....

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 07:24 PM (V13WU)

271 Candidate Bearclaws 1,302
Anderson 2,626
CD-07

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 07:25 PM (hovnC)

272 259 217 Black men also make up a large D

Oh, honey, you don't have to tell me. I know that. But some of them have it for real.

Oh, it’s twue, it’s twue!

Posted by: Lili von Shtupp at November 05, 2024 07:25 PM (7kSOl)

273 Good evening, AtC.

We're here for you.

Great takedown of McGuffin or whoever that goober from NRO was.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 07:25 PM (tT6L1)

274 I see Ace just posted that. Maybe I should just sit quietly.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 07:24 PM (5p7BC)



Nah man. You just keep doing what you do.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:25 PM (Zz0t1)

275 235 213 AVENGE ME
Posted by: Peanut the Squirrel at November 05, 2024 07:05 PM (oZhjI)

And Me!

Posted by: Fred the Trash Panda at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM (Ad8y9)

And us!
Posted by: Walz' Horse Victims at November 05, 2024 07:21 PM (i24o9)

And us!

Posted by: Fauci's Beagles


Blam!

Posted by: Cricket, Kristi Noem's dog at November 05, 2024 07:25 PM (xCA6C)

276 Om nom nom Cheerwine.

Wait, Trump won Miami Dade?

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 07:25 PM (1YfKX)

277 We went gray!
Update Ace is the BEST!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 05, 2024 07:25 PM (5fPWA)

278 Ace has secretly replaced the white blog with a grey blog. Let's see if he notices.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 07:25 PM (LkLld)

279 DailyWire (via Matt Walsh) -
https://www.youtube.co
/live/il0n5S318ko?si=A64F1EnRX847WclM

Tucker Carlson (starts at 7:30 EST) -
https://www.youtube.com/@TuckerCarlson

Tim Pool (TimCast Live) -
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=k2Sg-aS4U2c

2Way (Mark Halperin - starts at 8:00)
https://www.youtube.com/@2WayTVApp

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 07:25 PM (6ydKt)

280 Angel Reese is a damn Alien....

Dark Waters

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 07:25 PM (TGPs7)

281 There is no way Trump loses Georgia if he gets 25% of the African American males votes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 07:25 PM (aRslG)

282 Empress!!!!!

*throws Tim-Bits around*

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 07:25 PM (i+WgN)

283 AVENGE ME
Posted by: Peanut the Squirrel at November 05, 2024 07:05 PM (oZhjI)

And Me!

Posted by: Fred the Trash Panda at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM (Ad8y9)

And us!
Posted by: Walz' Horse Victims at November 05, 2024 07:21 PM (i24o9)

And us!
Posted by: Fauci's Beagles at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (PiwSw)

And us!

Posted by: Sam Brinton's dog boys at November 05, 2024 07:24 PM (lg881)

And us!

Posted by: Sam Brinton's Luggage Victims at November 05, 2024 07:26 PM (i24o9)

284 Lol, we sauntered in in our kilts, cleats and yes, holding the sticks. He and the sidepiece hightailed it out of there.
---

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 07:26 PM (hovnC)

285 what are the early numbers in GA looking like?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 07:26 PM (EmT/E)

286
Or is that just what it is now?

Posted by: the positioners at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (wzAuc)

What it is now.
Posted by: Walz' Horse Victims at November 05, 2024 07:24 PM (i24o9)



What it izzzzz.........

Posted by: Jive Talker at November 05, 2024 07:26 PM (Zz0t1)

287 Seen on X

CNN reports that Trump is leading in Georgia, Virginia, and Florida substantially. We're gonna win.

Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 07:26 PM (QfvaV)

288 Can I just mention that I hate HTML jokes?

Posted by: Max Power at November 05, 2024 07:26 PM (q177U)

289
Anyone poll their CATS?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2024 07:26 PM (zqZ5F)

290 Some stupid with a flare gun arrested in D.C.

https://t.ly/I8EXq

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2024 07:13 PM (63Dwl)

---------------

He was hired to set off Hillary's old Kommie-la's Coronation "Victory" Fireworks

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 07:26 PM (jfKqs)

291 what are the early numbers in GA looking like?
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 07:26 PM (EmT/E)



Kumswala.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:26 PM (Zz0t1)

292 245 Put Doof in charge
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (/6GbT)


After he let the last thread catch fire like that?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November

I try so hard to help Ace run a classy joint.

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 07:26 PM (p4NUW)

293 Newsmax projecting KY for Trump 75/24.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM

da FUH?!?

Or is that just what it is now?

Posted by: the positioners at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (wzAuc)

What it is now.
Posted by: Walz' Horse Victims


You don't push a cheat with that kind of a deficit.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 07:26 PM (0ZV5S)

294 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. I am a transplant (17 years) from Massachusetts. Half of my Army buddies are from TX,FL,OK,KY, etc... I like to to be able to hold my head up amongst them. In Mass., I really had no options.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 05, 2024 07:26 PM (2cS/G)

295
Jeez, 2 oz of Buffalo Trace, come back here and I'm trippin' grey.

Is this a Google op?

Posted by: Auspex at November 05, 2024 07:26 PM (j4U/Z)

296 Put Doof in charge
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (/6GbT)


*chugs beverage*

I'm ready, coach!

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 07:26 PM (RFPHU)

297 Baris says Trump's got a 65% of winning based on the data we've gotten in so far...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 07:24 PM (oZhjI)

Anything with the % symbol seems suspiciously close to math; especially when preceded by a number….. but I like that it’s comfortably north of 50

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 05, 2024 07:26 PM (i5Vkf)

298 {{Sponge}} doing okay. How is your wife?

Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at November 05, 2024 07:26 PM (iF0sF)

299 Great takedown of McGuffin or whoever that goober from NRO was.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 07:25 PM (tT6L1)



Oh baseball crank, that holier than thou shit annoys me so much.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 07:27 PM (1YfKX)

300 TGE = That Gay Enchilada

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 07:27 PM (hovnC)

301 And us!
Posted by: Fauci's Beagles at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (PiwSw)

And us!

Posted by: Sam Brinton's dog boys at November 05, 2024 07:24 PM (lg881)

And us!
Posted by: Sam Brinton's Luggage Victims


guys, I am dying here, please stop!!!

Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 07:27 PM (V13WU)

302 Pardon me, would you have any Grey Box ?
Posted by: jsg at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (7kKPC)

Sure do big boy!

Posted by: Lizzie Warren at November 05, 2024 07:27 PM (dR6yv)

303 Finally, something tangible. And gray.

Posted by: From about That Time at November 05, 2024 07:27 PM (4780s)

304 ooops.

DailyWire link got messed up -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il0n5S318ko

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 07:27 PM (6ydKt)

305 Newsmax projecting KY for Trump 75/24.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM


The hell?!

If that winds up being the final margin, forget the Electoral College; Trump will win the popular vote.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 07:27 PM (lHPJf)

306 Anyone poll their CATS?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2024 07:26 PM (zqZ5F)

---------------

Some Haitians ate ours.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 07:27 PM (jfKqs)

307 235 213 AVENGE ME
Posted by: Peanut the Squirrel at November 05, 2024 07:05 PM (oZhjI)

And Me!

Posted by: Fred the Trash Panda at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM (Ad8y9)

And us!
Posted by: Walz' Horse Victims at November 05, 2024 07:21 PM (i24o9)

And us!

Posted by: Fauci's Beagles

And us!

Posted by: Preznit Dog Eater's entrees at November 05, 2024 07:27 PM (3qwWb)

308
Blam!
Posted by: Cricket, Kristi Noem's dog at November 05, 2024 07:25 PM (xCA6C)



I'm actually sad I laughed uncontrollably at that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:27 PM (Zz0t1)

309 Put Doof in charge
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (/6GbT)


After he let the last thread catch fire like that?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November

I try so hard to help Ace run a classy joint.
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 07:26 PM (p4NUW)


Piper's here?!?

Umm - I can explain

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 07:27 PM (RFPHU)

310 296 Put Doof in charge
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (/6GbT)

*chugs beverage*

I'm ready, coach!

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 07:26 PM (RFPHU)
***
Are you related to Duffman?

Posted by: TRex at November 05, 2024 07:27 PM (IQ6Gq)

311 Anyone poll their CATS?
Posted by: Soothsayer


15-0 Trump

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 07:27 PM (0ZV5S)

312 Howdy jewells!!!

If you need a break tonight, I am more than happy to scream into the abyss twice as loudly (on your behalf) if that is what the voting results require.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at November 05, 2024 07:27 PM (HlyYF)

313
Didn't we used to have a sockpuppet here who used to give reports on all her cats' opinions on issues?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2024 07:27 PM (zqZ5F)

314 213 AVENGE ME
Posted by: Peanut the Squirrel at November 05, 2024 07:05 PM (oZhjI)

And Me!

Posted by: Fred the Trash Panda at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM (Ad8y9)

And us!
Posted by: Walz' Horse Victims at November 05, 2024 07:21 PM (i24o9)

And us!
Posted by: Fauci's Beagles at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (PiwSw)

And us!!!

Posted by: The pets of the people who live there, in Springfield at November 05, 2024 07:27 PM (OX9vb)

315 Woohoo on FL - every win is good, even when expected!!

Current news out of CO: Apparently, they've already investigated Sec. of State Jena Griswold's "oopsie" revealing the BIOS passwords for voting machines in all but one county and -- get this! -- no harm found, so the case is closed. Imagine that?! Tina Peters cannot be reached for comment. . .

Also, 2 million votes from Denver already received by 4:00pm. Population is ~ 2.9 million total. Nothing fishy there!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 07:27 PM (scDBq)

316 >>> 232 "Charles Barkley said he is going to punch all black men that vote for Trump."

He'll be humped over and breathless after the first encounter.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (aXxgO)

Diddy video or some other kompramat?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 07:28 PM (zlGo9)

317 And we're back...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 05, 2024 07:28 PM (GTqXr)

318 Eeyore: "I have to say that Harold Ford is infinitely more sane than Tarlov."

His responses always begin with the bleeding obvious and continue with the tepid answer we've all appreciated from politicians since electioneering began.

Yeah, he's a pleasant guy, but he's still reliably Leftist and is about as non-confrontational as is possible on an opinion show. As to Tarlov, I'd rather not say. Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 05, 2024 07:28 PM (aXxgO)

319 why does Brit Hume look so grumpy?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 07:28 PM (EmT/E)

320 Nood. Jake Tapper. Don't blame me.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 07:28 PM (ExV1e)

321 {{{Jewells}}}

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 07:28 PM (RFPHU)

322 Alex the Chick 1st of Alextopia

Posted some cute stuff today.
https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 07:28 PM (i+WgN)

323 huh. mr metokur is going to start streaming a half hour from now.
cancer, fucked you should get.

Posted by: gKWVE still trying to stay away from polls at November 05, 2024 07:28 PM (gKWVE)

324 Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at November 05, 2024 07:26 PM (iF0sF)


She's doing Ok. Getting tired of being so tired all the time, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:28 PM (Zz0t1)

325 Election results suspiciously sounds like math to me

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at November 05, 2024 07:28 PM (M7vhK)

326 AtC, have hope.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 07:28 PM (i24o9)

327 NYT just moved GA to Trump +14. That'll obviously fade, but holy fuck.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 05, 2024 07:28 PM (FAbrK)

328

nooood

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2024 07:28 PM (zqZ5F)

329 So much for the grey.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:29 PM (Zz0t1)

330
Oh baseball crank, that holier than thou shit annoys me so much.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 07:27 PM (1YfKX)
------------

That was you just annoyed?

*reminds self not to ever get Alex mad at him

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 07:29 PM (tT6L1)

331 278 Ace has secretly replaced the white blog with a grey blog. Let's see if he notices.
-------
Only Ace's hairdresser knows for sure!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 07:29 PM (hovnC)

332 Evening, gentlemen

Posted by: Piercello at November 05, 2024 07:29 PM (qLcmG)

333
I'm actually sad I laughed uncontrollably at that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:27 PM (Zz0t1)

There is humor in pain, friend. I was laughing with you!

Posted by: Moki at November 05, 2024 07:29 PM (wLjpr)

334 I'm not sure if I'm more excited about Trump becoming president or that I'll get to see more of JD Vance if Trump wins.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at November 05, 2024 07:29 PM (efuu+)

335 Used one of these in NWI.

https://tinyurl.com/3yadxnhm

microvote with audit paper.
Pretty neat.

Posted by: DaveA at November 05, 2024 07:29 PM (FhXTo)

336 >>AVENGE ME
Posted by: Peanut the Squirrel at November 05, 2024 07:05 PM (oZhjI)

And Me!

Posted by: Fred the Trash Panda at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM (Ad8y9)

And us!
Posted by: Walz' Horse Victims at November 05, 2024 07:21 PM (i24o9)

And us!
Posted by: Fauci's Beagles at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (PiwSw)

And us!!!
Posted by: The pets of the people who live there, in Springfield


And us!

Posted by: Biden's abused dogs at November 05, 2024 07:29 PM (scDBq)

337 Black men turnout for Trump is great. This is way better.

>>@BehizyTweets
·
>>14m
BREAKING: CNN's Georgia Exit Poll reveals that Trump is winning the independent vote by 11 points. In 2020, Joe Biden "won" independents by 9 points

>>Independents make up 31% of voters, so this is game over for Kamala in Georgia.

>>ABSOLUTELY GLORIOUS!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 07:29 PM (LkLld)

338 289
Anyone poll their CATS?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November

Both of mine are MAGA. It results in 50% of the black vote here.

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 07:29 PM (p4NUW)

339 25 minutes to three hundred comments. Fast.

Posted by: From about That Time at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM (4780s)

340 I enjoy a deep dish, cheese n' pepperoni casserole as much as the next Moron.

But my pizza had damn well better have a semi-crispy, cornmeal powdered bottom crust that I can fold in on the toppings, and eat sans knife n' fork.

Pizza Hut's crust is 50% too thick n' foamy-bready. Dominoes? They should skip their "crust", and just bake the toppings onto the cardboard box.

NONE of the Corporate Pizzas merit awards. Only your local, Mom n' Pop pizza joints, with pies made by those who Know and Care, may qualify.

Small, local Houston chain (8 stores), "Brooklyn Pizzaria", has their ingredients flown in from NYC, weekly. And, they're a family of NYC ex-pats, to boot.

THIS is where one goes in the Houston Area for the realest and bestest pizza. All others pale in comparison.

Exit Polls show Brooklyn Pizza in a landslide win!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM (Xo+UM)

341 I'm afraid of having hope.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 07:23 PM (1YfKX)


==

Totally understand, AtC. Going to tune out for a few hours. Listening to Elon on JRE.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM (Dz0WF)

342 I'm dealing with despair.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM (d2bW3)

343 Avenge us too please.

Posted by: The J6 political prisoners at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM (vFG9F)

344 Helena Handbasket: "Diddy video or some other kompramat?"

Heh. Hadn't thought about that.

Nah, he just has the physique of a whale. Five or six swings and he'll need supplemental O2.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM (aXxgO)

345 TGE = That Gay Enchilada
====================
Ok. Thanks, Now I know I'm part of a group of insider, insiders so, SO fucking inside, y'all don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM (lPeS+)

346 They have an upright bass

Posted by: Accomack at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM (3U9lo)

347 I definitely had this on my Bingo card.

Breaking911@Breaking911
ANDREA MITCHELL: "There are a lot of men...black and white, who just simply don’t trust a woman to be chief executive, Commander in Chief."
"They just don't wanna vote for a woman."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM (L/fGl)

348 AVENGE ME
Posted by: Peanut the Squirrel at November 05, 2024 07:05 PM (oZhjI)

And Me!

Posted by: Fred the Trash Panda at November 05, 2024 07:08 PM (Ad8y9)

And us!
Posted by: Walz' Horse Victims at November 05, 2024 07:21 PM (i24o9)

And us!
Posted by: Fauci's Beagles at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (PiwSw)

And us!!!
Posted by: The pets of the people who live there, in Springfield at November 05, 2024 07:27 PM (OX9vb)

And us!!!

Posted by: Millions of Pureed Migratory Birds at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM (wzAuc)

349 With 6% in, Trump has a 47k lead in GA.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM (lHPJf)

350 The first VA results show Cao at 49+ and Kaine at 50+. Go Cao

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM (aRslG)

351 Maddow waiting for hope out of North Carolina -- too soon to tell.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 07:31 PM (scDBq)

352 Bongino's podcast has over 150,000 viewers waiting ...

rumble.com/bongino

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 07:31 PM (jfKqs)

353 Please Lord, let Trump won this.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 05, 2024 07:31 PM (d2bW3)

354 Bongino show streaming but no content yet on Rumble

Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 07:31 PM (QfvaV)

355 Deep dish is not pizza. Deep dish is casserole.

Posted by: Sorry Folks, My Last Nic Upset Everyone, The Moose Out Front Should've Told You at November 05, 2024 07:31 PM (7kSOl)

356 West Virginia to Trump, Justice takes senate seat a flip for Rep

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 07:31 PM (aRslG)

357 yay. we pick up a senate seat in WV

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 07:32 PM (EmT/E)

358 Decision desk has updated their odds. They were giving Trump a 53% chance to win today.

They just moved it to 61%

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 07:32 PM (5p7BC)

359 353 Please Lord, let Trump won this.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 05, 2024 07:31 PM (d2bW3)


Amen and amen!

Posted by: Moki at November 05, 2024 07:32 PM (wLjpr)

360 Oh boy. I just looked at an election map and I feel like I'm going to puke. It looks great for Trump, but I still feel ill for some reason.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at November 05, 2024 07:32 PM (efuu+)

361 >>Breaking911@Breaking911
ANDREA MITCHELL: "There are a lot of men...black and white, who just simply don’t trust a woman to be chief executive, Commander in Chief."
"They just don't wanna vote for a woman."


#NotAllWomen

Just harridans like Hillary, and know-nothings like Kamala.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 07:32 PM (scDBq)

362 Posted by: alexthechick at November 05, 2024 07:23 PM (1YfKX)

Good to see you here. *hands up lemon bars*

Have faith. Personally, I’m looking forward to pudding cups.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 05, 2024 07:32 PM (3Ope8)

363 Stein beats Robinson for NC governor

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 07:33 PM (aRslG)

364 Maddow waiting for hope out of North Carolina -- too soon to tell.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 07:31 PM (scDBq)

---------------

Over/under by what time tonight Bette Midler drinks Drano?

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 07:33 PM (jfKqs)

365 Damn it, Robinson lost

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 07:33 PM (EmT/E)

366 >>Please Lord, let Trump won this.


Decisively!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 07:33 PM (scDBq)

367 atc avenge Fred!

Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 07:34 PM (QfvaV)

368 Robinson losing was a forgone conclusion. That race was over months ago.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 07:34 PM (5p7BC)

369 Bongino up!

Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 07:34 PM (QfvaV)

370 Bongino show streaming but no content yet on Rumble

Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 07:31 PM (QfvaV)

--------------

It's about to surpass a quarter million viewers waiting ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 07:34 PM (jfKqs)

371 {{{Jewels!!!}}} Was just going to lurk till the ONT, but you being here demanded I say HI!! You are in my thoughts and prayers! (Along with the good ole USA.)

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 05, 2024 07:35 PM (vJiyU)

372 Bongino live!

rumble.com/bongino

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 07:35 PM (jfKqs)

373 319 why does Brit Hume look so grumpy?
Posted by: IC - #FJB
=======
Fox News itself is run by never trumpers led by Rupert Murdoch and Lachlan. Britt is most likely a stealth never trumper Bush retainer like Karl Rove but too smart to kill his usefulness to Fox.

Same as they trot out Chris Christie, Christine Todd Whitman, and probably done so for Lynne Cheney before she made herself totally toxic.

Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 07:35 PM (ctrM5)

374 "Decision desk has updated their odds. They were giving Trump a 53% chance to win today. They just moved it to 61%"

Does NY Times still do their odds thang?

Posted by: illiniwek at November 05, 2024 07:35 PM (Cus5s)

375 I'm dealing with despair.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 05, 2024 07:30 PM


Dude, stay the course.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 05, 2024 07:35 PM (mH6SG)

376 This is huge. Duval is usually a good predictor of GA.

@ElectionWiz
·
1m
BREAKING: Donald Trump flips Duval County, Florida

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 07:35 PM (LkLld)

377 289
Anyone poll their CATS?
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2024 07:26 PM (zqZ5F)
Madison is a black girl cat, Minnifer is a wooly gray girl first time voter. Both voted for President Trump.

Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 07:36 PM (LHPAg)

378 Trump currently leading in Duval by 9 points. Georgia always votes 1-2 points to the right of Duval.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 07:36 PM (5p7BC)

379 I am drinking on an empty stomach. This might not end well for me.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 07:37 PM (EmT/E)

380 This is huge. Duval is usually a good predictor of GA.

@ElectionWiz
·
1m
BREAKING: Donald Trump flips Duval County, Florida

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 07:35 PM (LkLld)

--------------

YUGE! Heard an analyst/pollster on Bongino's radio show this morning who said that GA historically votes to the RIGHT of Duval County, FL.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 07:37 PM (jfKqs)

381 Bongino online

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 07:37 PM (Da7Vv)

382 This is huge. Duval is usually a good predictor of GA.

@ElectionWiz
·
1m
BREAKING: Donald Trump flips Duval County, Florida
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 07:35 PM (LkLld)


I strongly hesitate to make bold predictions, but GA is stick a fork in it, done. In a good way.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (lHPJf)

383 229 Pardon me, would you have any Grey Box ?
Posted by: jsg at November 05, 2024 07:22 PM (7kKPC)


This is about me isn't it?

Posted by: Jen Rubin at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (hbTaw)

384 Just changed up and made a White Russian, now I have the urge to put on a bath robe and find a carpet to tie this room together.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (XV/Pl)

385 *sharts pants"

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 07:38 PM (dR6yv)

386 282 Empress!!!!!

*throws Tim-Bits around*
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 07:25 PM (i+WgN)

Apologies to the Empress, but I read that as:

Tit Bits

Projection much by me ???

Posted by: browndog has done his civic duty at November 05, 2024 07:39 PM (TTAGa)

387 Hottest Congresswoman Luna is up 10 points. Major polling miss.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 07:39 PM (5p7BC)

388 We flipped Manchin's seat, so that's nice.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 07:40 PM (XV/Pl)

389 Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at November 05, 2024 07:32 PM (efuu+)

I'm taking a muscle relaxer and going to bed in an hour. Can't handle it any more.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 05, 2024 07:40 PM (Vvh2V)

390 Steve Bannon - Warroom -
https://rumble.com/
v3by09g-warroom-live.html

Dan Bongino -
https://rumble.com/
v5m8alt-election-night-live-100524.html

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 07:42 PM (6ydKt)

391 Make Bette Midler drink Drano tonight.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at November 05, 2024 07:43 PM (dR6yv)

392 Decision Desk moves it to 65%

FYI - They use an actual model, so they feed real results in, which correct the data they have in the polls already in the model.

This means results are much more Republican than polls.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 07:43 PM (5p7BC)

393 Mark Robinson loses in NC governor race

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 07:43 PM (Da7Vv)

394 Hm, a Republican won the race for Vermont governor. *shrugs*

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 07:43 PM (lHPJf)

395 Nood

Posted by: It was better than phone sex...by far at November 05, 2024 07:44 PM (YrUlT)

396 393 Mark Robinson loses in NC governor race
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 07:43 PM (Da7Vv

Fuck

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 07:44 PM (RUMEY)

397 If Trump wins this, a lot of credit needs to go to Greg Abbott.

Him bussing those illegals to other cities drew a lot of attention to the problems, and the subsequent crime waves, as well as all the fancy hotel accommodation and checks and free medical coverage.

No way was that getting covered otherwise, and half my Lib friends and family are voting on that and border security alone, despite being rabid abortion lovers.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 05, 2024 07:45 PM (Vvh2V)

398 374 "Decision desk has updated their odds. They were giving Trump a 53% chance to win today. They just moved it to 61%"

Does NY Times still do their odds thang?

Posted by: illiniwek at November 05, 2024 07:35 PM (Cus5s)

-- ---

Just read a story about the NYTimes "Needle".
Apparently it may not be available because the NY Times tech staff is on strike.

https://tinyurl.com/yfm2apmu
(Yahoo)

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 07:46 PM (6ydKt)

399 DDHQ now 69%. Jesus, slow down guys.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 07:47 PM (5p7BC)

400 Nice Election Map from Reuters -
https://tinyurl.com/3dpkx8ed

Trump already has 23 EC votes.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at November 05, 2024 07:47 PM (6ydKt)

401 396 393 Mark Robinson loses in NC governor race
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 07:43 PM (Da7Vv

Fuck
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 07:44 PM

--

We just couldn't.

Posted by: NC Evangelicals, at November 05, 2024 07:49 PM (wzAuc)

402 Harold Ford is the whitest black man on the planet.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 07:49 PM (aD39U)

403 NYT is going to complain their strikers were election interference and jail the union.

Posted by: torabora at November 05, 2024 07:59 PM (Ud0vd)

404 They should have ran Joe.

Posted by: torabora at November 05, 2024 08:02 PM (Ud0vd)

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