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Google Is Telling People Where to Vote for Harris -- But Won't Tell You Where to Vote For Trump

Try it yourself.

Even Variety admits this "conspiracy theory" is... true. So why is it a conspiracy theory? (Because anything the Democrats don't want to admit is a "conspiracy theory," of course.)

A new conspiracy theory has taken root on Election Day concerning search giant Google in the closely watched race between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump.

On Tuesday, searches on Google for "Where can I vote for Harris?" display a "Where to vote" map that lets uses enter their street address to find their polling location. However, a Google search for "Where can I vote for Trump?" does not show a similar map.

Google did not immediately respond to a request for comment about the apparent discrepancy.

Variety's spin is that the most common search inquiry is "where can I vote," not where can I vote for [specific candidate], so what's the big deal?

@FilmLadd says he doesn't think this is election interference: Just Kamala Harris paying Google to link that query to an election map, something he guesses Trump didn't do.


But if that were the case, Google would say so, wouldn't they?

I dunno. We'll see.

Update: Here's Google's fair-and-balanced election coverage, via Instapundit.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:11 PM




Comments

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1 Until they get prosecuted, this shit will continue.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 03:11 PM (ExV1e)

2 Google: Be Evil

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 05, 2024 03:11 PM (N1DT3)

3 Perhaps that's because Harris motors are too stupid to find the voting location on their own

Posted by: Happy at November 05, 2024 03:12 PM (8wFql)

4 Twas all grey and boxy, like my soul... but Ace was on the job.

I hope the RNC is as on the ball as Ace was at fixing this HTML error!

Posted by: SimoHayha at November 05, 2024 03:12 PM (KfVMM)

5 Until they get prosecuted, this shit will continue.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 03:11 PM (ExV1e)

We can't do that! They pay us!

Posted by: The GOPe who's TOTALLY for the rule of law at November 05, 2024 03:12 PM (N1DT3)

6 willowed: Nevada is reaching the "too big to rig" threshold. Six more states to go...

Victor Joecks
@VictorJoecks
With Rural NV showing up strong and big lead heading into EDay, Rs will take this.

If Rs won EDay like they did in 2022, you'd be looking at a landslide.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 03:13 PM (wGun1)

7 F 'google

Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 03:13 PM (IyPmt)

8 I shant believe it.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 03:13 PM (7PziG)

9 You don't hate google enough

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 03:13 PM (B9Prs)

10 Perhaps that's because Harris motors are too stupid to find the voting location on their own
Posted by: Happy at November 05, 2024 03:12 PM (8wFql)

Voters, too.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 05, 2024 03:13 PM (N1DT3)

11 So a trillion dollar fine and execution of their executives then.....

Posted by: Stateless...drinking early while doing chores. at November 05, 2024 03:13 PM (jvJvP)

12 Google has been declared a monopoly already, how much do they want to push the envelope to see what Trump does to them if he wins, since he's already as pissed off as hell at them as it is

I could see them completely broken down in 500 different worthless companies to be sold off to Truth Social and Google HQ replaced by a Trump Hotel

classy and luxurious

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 03:13 PM (M7vhK)

13 Chances of a boob, gun, music, movie thread kicking in today???

Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 03:13 PM (PCK5/)

14 Voters, that is. Voice text does not always understand Texanese.

Posted by: Happy at November 05, 2024 03:13 PM (8wFql)

15 On Tuesday, searches on Google for "Where can I vote for Harris?" display a "Where to vote" map

On Tuesday?! Way to prepare, Harris voters.

Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2024 03:13 PM (HJhjj)

16 More likely it's an in-kind donation. Big Tech and media does this kind of thing all the time.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 05, 2024 03:13 PM (eYoxG)

17 Google?
GASSSSS THEM

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 05, 2024 03:13 PM (VS1In)

18 How many lampposts do we need to hang the Googlagians?

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 03:14 PM (AdHga)

19 Address for my polling location is printed on my registration card. Don’t need google.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 05, 2024 03:14 PM (u73oe)

20 > Who has a good meatloaf recipe?

http://tiny.cc/3nstzz

Posted by: bonhomme at November 05, 2024 03:14 PM (Odg76)

21 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at November 05, 2024 03:14 PM (aD39U)

22 Say, didn't that Nicole Shanahan lady divorce the guglag CEO...?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 03:14 PM (zlGo9)

23 I am sure this is just due to some oversight on the part of some low level employees in the Cincinatti field offices...

Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 03:14 PM (z/jjr)

24 Um, wouldn't the place where you vote for Harris also be the place where you would vote for Trump? What am I missing here?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 03:14 PM (v6JzV)

25 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

26 I was under the impression that voting for either would be in the same building.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 05, 2024 03:15 PM (lTGtQ)

27 I could see them completely broken down in 500 different worthless companies to be sold off to Truth Social and Google HQ replaced by a Trump Hotel

classy and luxurious

He could do wonders with the Shoreline golf course, too.

Posted by: t-bird at November 05, 2024 03:15 PM (HJhjj)

28 So a trillion dollar fine and execution of their executives then.....
Posted by: Stateless...drinking early while doing chores. at November 05, 2024 03:13 PM (jvJvP)

Heck, just force them to pay the Russian fine. (I just want them destroyed, I don't care how.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 05, 2024 03:15 PM (N1DT3)

29 How many lampposts do we need to hang the Googlagians?
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 03:14 PM (AdHga)
----
A googolplex might be a good start...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 05, 2024 03:15 PM (7fElN)

30 22 Say, didn't that Nicole Shanahan lady divorce the guglag CEO...?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 03:14 PM (zlGo9)

Interesting lady… makes great ads, doesn’t she?

Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 03:15 PM (PCK5/)

31 If I were Google, and I was staring down the barrel of a Trump presidency and DOJ, I would be a bit more circumspect about my cheating.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 03:15 PM (xCA6C)

32 >>> Who has a good meatloaf recipe?


Mom always added a pinch of Hell Bat and then slow simmered under the Dashboard Lights.

Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 03:15 PM (z/jjr)

33 Google?
GASSSSS THEM
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism


With methane. Then toss in a match.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 03:15 PM (7RAhE)

34 @FilmLadd says he doesn't think this is election interference: Just Kamala Harris paying Google to link that query to an election map, something he guesses Trump didn't do.

It's not a sponsored link, it's a Google widget. I am fairly certain Google doesn't do widgets for pay like that.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 05, 2024 03:15 PM (Odg76)

35 There was a tea party rally in DC in like 2011 and Google changed the location of the park to direct people to the other side of the city. I checked that day just for funsies. They've been doing this a long time.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 03:16 PM (ksjMr)

36 Interesting that if you type in "harris" you get the election locations on a map. But if you type in "kamala" you don't. Which seems like an odd oversight because the vast majority of people don't refer to her as "Harris." They refer to her as "Kamala." Or, in my case, as the Jizz-Stained Guttersnipe Putang Cunt Whore.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 05, 2024 03:16 PM (iFTx/)

37 I suspect this was a Harris PAC paying for placement.

That said, Google should not have allowed that. I thought there were no political ads allowed on the big platforms within a certain number of days of an election due to russians or whatever stupid nonsense they claimed?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 03:16 PM (Evo1G)

38 Address for my polling location is printed on my registration card. Don’t need google.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

You can read??

I think this is all a fart in a whirlwind. If you don't know where to vote, I don't know what to say.

Posted by: Doug Emhoff, Love Machine at November 05, 2024 03:16 PM (vcOmj)

39 Is Poo Tin FINALLY going to get off his ass and have at least ONE mega-yacht confiscated as part of the gone-to-plaid fine against guglag?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 03:16 PM (zlGo9)

40 Election interference.

Fine them the national debt and end them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

41 The Kimmel Effect

Little dirty shit like this is why we can't have good things.

Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 03:16 PM (LEMDm)

42

“They can call it whatever they want. Romney didn’t win did he?” Reid said during a wide-ranging interview.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2024 03:16 PM (63Dwl)

43 About the only election news and sighting I haven’t seen so far is that someone saw Sasquatch. Although of that happened Democrats would rush to register him.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 03:16 PM (xKusi)

44 Google has a ton of foreigners. Maybe a majority of employees , even. If Trump wins, he should deport them all for election interference, FARA violations, etc.

But not before he detains them for as long as the longest J6 protester.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2024 03:16 PM (7oYYI)

45 Even if they did, Google typically labels paid elements as "Sponsored." This widget doesn't have a "Sponsored" label.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 05, 2024 03:16 PM (Odg76)

46 kind of a weird query.

"Where can I vote for Harris?"
Same place you can vote for Trump.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 03:16 PM (wzAuc)

47 621 609 I just read that Raffensperger in GA claimed that Russians were responsible for bomb threats made at 2 polling stations. It was on GWP so who knows. Those damned Russians again.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at
Willowed

November 05, 2024 03:11 PM (LPS7w)


Toilets begin clogging in three...two...
Posted by: Diogenes at November

It was a dem poll worker. They have been arrested. Russians. Good grief.
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 03:14 PM (p4NUW)

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 03:16 PM (p4NUW)

48 They think they won't get caught. They can't imagine that people that disagree with them because no one is allowed to be conservative and keep their job.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 03:16 PM (CTJrU)

49 Well, it would be the same place...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 05, 2024 03:16 PM (mfUOU)

50 Voters, that is. Voice text does not always understand Texanese.
Posted by: Happy at November 05, 2024 03:13 PM (8wFql)

I flew through Dallas recently and stopped at a Vietnamese restaurant for a meal in the airport.

The lady had a Vietnamese accent with a Texas dialect.

It was awesome- that's what America is all about.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 05, 2024 03:16 PM (N1DT3)

51 It's not a sponsored link, it's a Google widget. I am fairly certain Google doesn't do widgets for pay like that.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 05, 2024 03:15 PM (Odg76)

I don't know the answer to that other than to say google is like a cheap whore and you can pay her to do a LOT of things that respectable search engines would never do in public.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 03:17 PM (Evo1G)

52 Harris doesn't have to pay Google squat. Unlike Twitter, the Google family of products is still firmly in bed with our intel community.

Take a look at corporate donations from Google employees to Harris and Trump. It's overwhelmingly in favor of Harris. John Doerr, won of the richest VCs in the country and a hardcore leftist/open borders fanatic, is both a huge Harris donor and a longtime investor in Google.

There are no conspiracy theories. There are only conspiracies.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 03:17 PM (LkLld)

53 Google is in the tank for Dems, but I'm not 100% sure this is related. Could just be that Kumala's people built a "where to vote" site and Trump's people didn't. You can't return a search result to a site that doesn't exist.

Now, if someone could put me some knowledge and inform me that Trump has a similar site and it's being shadowbanned (TOTALLY possible), that's a different story.

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 05, 2024 03:17 PM (XfoBK)

54 24 Um, wouldn't the place where you vote for Harris also be the place where you would vote for Trump? What am I missing here?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 03:14 PM (v6JzV)

It's providing information more straightforwardly to presumed Democrat voters than presumed Republican voters.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 05, 2024 03:17 PM (eYoxG)

55 Brave's search engine shows where to vote for Tump when you ask it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 03:17 PM (B9Prs)

56 34 @FilmLadd says he doesn't think this is election interference: Just Kamala Harris paying Google to link that query to an election map, something he guesses Trump didn't do.

It's not a sponsored link, it's a Google widget. I am fairly certain Google doesn't do widgets for pay like that.
-----------
Doesn't matter. Let's hang the Googlagians to be sure.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 03:17 PM (AdHga)

57 Um, wouldn't the place where you vote for Harris also be the place where you would vote for Trump? What am I missing here?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 03:14 PM (v6JzV)


IF you specify Trump, it will not tell you where you can vote. If you specify Harris, it helps you out.

That's a problem, you see.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

58 Mom always added a pinch of Hell Bat and then slow simmered under the Dashboard Lights.
Posted by: garrett


Meatloaf? He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at November 05, 2024 03:17 PM (vcOmj)

59 I just did those two searches in Google.

Where do I vote for Trump. First result is the donaldjtrump website and is labeled as spoinsored by the campaign.

Where do I vote for Harris has a map and is labeled:

Where to vote
From VIP and Democracy Works


So those two orgs paid for that sponsorship (though it doesn't say sponsored it says "from" - I bet those are non-partisan non-profits. (cough)

This isn't Google doing this because they are crooked.

Someone is paying for it.

Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 03:17 PM (xhfG9)

60 We have streamlined things such that each query, "where can I vote for Harris" is assumed to be a vote for her, and the appropriately marked ballot is printed in the correct precinct.

Posted by: Great Googley-Moogley at November 05, 2024 03:17 PM (D5SRX)

61 So that would be a Conspiracy to Oppress a Constitutional Right each occurrence would be a felony count of violating 18 USC 241 which is a potential Capital Crime.

You listening Google? I know you are. Fuck you, you evil Turds.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 03:18 PM (Da7Vv)

62 >>> 44 Google has a ton of foreigners. Maybe a majority of employees , even. If Trump wins, he should deport them all for election interference, FARA violations, etc.

But not before he detains them for three, no, make that a googleplex times as long as the longest J6 protester.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2024 03:16 PM (7oYYI)

There.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 03:18 PM (zlGo9)

63 I want NEvada for Trump so bad.

If Sam Brown can beat Jackie Rosen, my year will
be complete.

Posted by: Czech Chick at November 05, 2024 03:18 PM (fpVC1)

64 If I were Google, and I was staring down the barrel of a Trump presidency and DOJ, I would be a bit more circumspect about my cheating.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 03:15 PM (xCA6C)
---
They're trying to put their thumb on the scale to make sure Trump doesn't win. Then they have nothing to worry about from Harris.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 05, 2024 03:18 PM (7fElN)

65 Tump? I am surprised that has not been used as a nickname.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 05, 2024 03:18 PM (mfUOU)

66 12 Google has been declared a monopoly already, how much do they want to push the envelope to see what Trump does to them if he wins, since he's already as pissed off as hell at them as it is

I could see them completely broken down in 500 different worthless companies to be sold off to Truth Social and Google HQ replaced by a Trump Hotel

classy and luxurious
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger

Shareholders would probably thank you. Breaking up conglomerates is both good business sense and good political sense.

The good spinoffs do well, the bad ones disappear or have to craft a business model other than hoovering up data for AdSense.

Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 03:18 PM (ctrM5)

67 44 Google has a ton of foreigners. Maybe a majority of employees , even. If Trump wins, he should deport them all for election interference, FARA violations, etc.

But not before he detains them for as long as the longest J6 protester.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2024 03:16 PM (7oYYI)

Not just google. Every big tech company. I would guess most employees at big tech are not american-born.

Which is fucked. Because they convinced an entire generation they needed to go in to STEM and computer science and take out 6 figure loans.

Then instead of giving those people jobs, they hired Pajit for a discount.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 03:18 PM (Evo1G)

68 Tim Walz' search engine tells you which underpasses have the best ZJ's.

Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 03:18 PM (LEMDm)

69 What the hell? Who has different polls for different candidates?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 05, 2024 03:18 PM (pohLc)

70 This is no different than the San Francisco Poop Map. Always helpful to know the nearest place to pinch a loaf

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 05, 2024 03:18 PM (wBaIH)

71 Confirmed on my computer/browser. Doing the same search using Duck Duck Go, no map shown for either

Eff you, Google. May you be the first tech company to be "scrutinized" under a Trump presidency. Time to break up this monopoly.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 05, 2024 03:19 PM (Vyll1)

72 Byron Donalds (FL) was just on ABC. He's stellar! Def going places. He gave the news scrunt a great answer on if he and Trump will accept the election results:

States were not following their own election rules four years ago. This year, they seem to be following their rules. IF they follow their rules and everything's fair, we will respect the results, whatever they are.

I know this is my bias showing, but after she ended the convo, she smirked and chuckled a little under her breath in a way that felt condescending. A little like "oh, you silly conservative black man." Again, my projection.

Terry Moran came on after, and could not refute Byrons' points about blacks being drawn to Trump on the economy. But he repeated the line that Trump had "disparaged" Puerto Ricans at his rally. Enough with the easily debunked lies already!

Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 03:19 PM (QAK8m)

73 Or, in my case, as the Jizz-Stained Guttersnipe Putang Cunt Whore.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 05, 2024 03:16 PM

--

That works, too. I mean, it gets you to a site.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 03:19 PM (wzAuc)

74 24 Um, wouldn't the place where you vote for Harris also be the place where you would vote for Trump? What am I missing here?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 03:14 PM (v6JzV)

Sure. And If you mention Trump, they won't tell you where that place is.

That's the problem.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2024 03:19 PM (DDGz9)

75 If you don't know where to go to vote I am not so sure I want you voting at all.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 05, 2024 03:19 PM (1FWWQ)

76 24 Um, wouldn't the place where you vote for Harris also be the place where you would vote for Trump? What am I missing here?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 03:14 PM (v6JzV)

It's that you're providing polling location info to someone who has indicated, by their search, that they're a Kumala voter. But not extending the same service to someone identifying as a potential Trump voter.

But, if Trump's team didn't set up an analogous site, then there'd be nothing for them to link to.

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 05, 2024 03:19 PM (XfoBK)

77 If I were Google, and I was staring down the barrel of a Trump presidency and DOJ, I would be a bit more circumspect about my cheating.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 03:15 PM (xCA6C)
---
They're trying to put their thumb on the scale to make sure Trump doesn't win. Then they have nothing to worry about from Harris.

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 03:19 PM (xCA6C)

78 Who has a good meatloaf recipe?

1 lb ground chuck
2 eggs
1/2 cup bread crumbs
1/3 onion, diced finely
1 tsp salt
1 tsp pepper
1 heaping teaspoon Italian seasoning
2 tbp Worchestershire sauce

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 05, 2024 03:19 PM (lTGtQ)

79 Did the GOP or one of the outfits it has been contracting with actually sponsor an app or whatever on Google to show you "where to vote for Trump?"

But more to the point... aren't the places where "you can vote for Harris" the same places you can "vote for Trump?"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 05, 2024 03:19 PM (Q4IgG)

80 65 Tump? I am surprised that has not been used as a nickname.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Old timey country phrase in places, like I done tumped the pitcher over. Shortened version of turn and dump--voila tump.

Trump is actually tumping over the stale GOP model pretty well which is one of the reasons a lot of established types like McConnell hate him.

Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 03:20 PM (ctrM5)

81 What the hell? Who has different polls for different candidates?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 05, 2024 03:18 PM (pohLc)



The town I went to high school in had separate polling stations for years. Not anymore, but they used to.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

82 I miss Rush.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 03:21 PM (NpAcC)

83

1 heaping teaspoon Italian seasoning


Why not just use a tablespoon?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

84 I know we want low-propensity voters on our side to get out and vote, but damn I have little sympathy for anyone who waits until Election Day to look up their precinct. Geez, have a little pride in the process at least.

Posted by: the dandy at November 05, 2024 03:21 PM (L+5ng)

85 Duval County, Florida has voted to the left of Georgia in every recent U.S. presidential election.

Duval County TOTAL votes:
🔴 REP: 41.4% (+3.1)
🔵 DEM: 38.4%
🟡 NPA: 17.5%

Trump LOST Duval in 2020.... something to watch here.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 03:21 PM (wGun1)

86 for anyone who has their knickers in a twist because of what Roseanne Barr post quoted below:

She was being sarcastic.
Deeply, deeply sarcastic.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 03:21 PM (Rbu5d)

87 66 12 Google has been declared a monopoly already, how much do they want to push the envelope to see what Trump does to them if he wins, since he's already as pissed off as hell at them as it is

I could see them completely broken down in 500 different worthless companies to be sold off to Truth Social and Google HQ replaced by a Trump Hotel

classy and luxurious
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger

Shareholders would probably thank you. Breaking up conglomerates is both good business sense and good political sense.

The good spinoffs do well, the bad ones disappear or have to craft a business model other than hoovering up data for AdSense.
Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 03:18 PM (ctrM5)

Google has a crazy amount of bloat too with all their acquisitions and thousands of vanity side projects.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 05, 2024 03:21 PM (eYoxG)

88 I early voted in my blue hellhole last week and when I looked up the time I was immediately bombarded by Dem orgs. Google must be broken up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 03:21 PM (aRslG)

89 78 Who has a good meatloaf recipe?

1 lb ground chuck
2 eggs
1/2 cup bread crumbs
1/3 onion, diced finely
1 tsp salt
1 tsp pepper
1 heaping teaspoon Italian seasoning
2 tbp Worchestershire sauce
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 05, 2024 03:19 PM (lTGtQ)

Do you put ketchup over the top before baking?

Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 03:21 PM (PCK5/)

90 I never get anxious but holy shit, I am anxious about this election. I wish I could stop being so goddam anxious.

Posted by: Johnny Anxious at November 05, 2024 03:21 PM (xtKM4)

91 78 Who has a good meatloaf recipe?

1 lb ground chuck
2 eggs
1/2 cup bread crumbs
1/3 onion, diced finely
1 tsp salt
1 tsp pepper
1 heaping teaspoon Italian seasoning
2 tbp Worchestershire sauce
Posted by: Thomas Paine
=====
Grill it or better yet smoke it. Lazy types use liquid smoke or smoked salt for a bit of a kick.

Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 03:21 PM (ctrM5)

92 1 lb ground chuck
2 eggs
1/2 cup bread crumbs
1/3 onion, diced finely
1 tsp salt
1 tsp pepper
1 heaping teaspoon Italian seasoning
2 tbp Worchestershire sauce
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 05, 2024 03:19 PM (lTGtQ)
====

No glaze? Where's your glaze, hmm?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2024 03:21 PM (RIvkX)

93 When he's elected, Trump better break up Google the way Yoko broke up the Beatles.

Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 03:22 PM (QAK8m)

94 Google?
GASSSSS THEM
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism
......

I fart in their general direction.

Posted by: wyh at November 05, 2024 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

95 Has there been an Old Lady Emhoff sighting today?

Posted by: Uncurious at November 05, 2024 03:22 PM (DobEs)

96 >>> 72 Byron Donalds (FL) was just on ABC. He's stellar! Def going places. He gave the news scrunt a great answer on if he and Trump will accept the election results:

States were not following their own election rules four years ago. This year, they seem to be following their rules. IF they follow their rules and everything's fair, we will respect the results, whatever they are.

I know this is my bias showing, but after she ended the convo, she smirked and chuckled a little under her breath in a way that felt condescending. A little like "oh, you silly conservative black man." Again, my projection.

Terry Moran came on after, and could not refute Byrons' points about blacks being drawn to Trump on the economy. But he repeated the line that Trump had "disparaged" Puerto Ricans at his rally. Enough with the easily debunked lies already!
Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 03:19 PM (QAK8m)

How very interesting. I don't see the threat of lawsuits alone, especially seeing how the lawfare went in 2020, to be an effective motivator for this change.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 03:22 PM (zlGo9)

97 75 If you don't know where to go to vote I am not so sure I want you voting at all.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 05, 2024 03:19 PM (1FWWQ)

I had to look mine up. I just moved here this summer.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2024 03:22 PM (DDGz9)

98 Where do I vote for Harris has a map and is labeled:

Where to vote
From VIP and Democracy Works

Where do I vote for Harris and order a cheese pizza?

Posted by: Hillary! at November 05, 2024 03:22 PM (xjAvD)

99 From previous thread (willowed?)

631 It also shocking that he actually sleeps with women.

Posted by: Mrs Emma Peel at November 05, 2024 03:09 PM (lIN5E)
_______________

Begs the question.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2024 03:17 PM (YqDXo)

sleeps with women >> sleeps with the fishies

Can't help myself sometimes...sorry....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 03:22 PM (QGaXH)

100 If I ever get a chance to set up separate polling stations in some town, the Democrats have to vote in the city's sprawling rape dog training preserve.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2024 03:22 PM (7oYYI)

101 Google has a ton of foreigners. Maybe a majority of employees , even. If Trump wins, he should deport them all for election interference, FARA violations, etc.

But not before he detains them for as long as the longest J6 protester.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2024 03:16 PM (7oYYI)

Not just google. Every big tech company. I would guess most employees at big tech are not american-born.

Which is fucked. Because they convinced an entire generation they needed to go in to STEM and computer science and take out 6 figure loans.

Then instead of giving those people jobs, they hired Pajit for a discount.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 03:18 PM (Evo1G)
_______

Exactly the point I made to the Stuyvesant High mock trial team. They were all Asian girls with one Indian girl. They were asking me afterwards about the legal profession. It then came to STEM. I said it was a very hot field right now, but unlike law it can easily be farmed out overseas at a fraction of the cost. That's a consideration for going into a profession.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 05, 2024 03:22 PM (iFTx/)

102 >>Lazy types use liquid smoke


Never. Ever. Use Liquid Smoke in anything.

Smoked Salt is fine, tho.

Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 03:23 PM (z/jjr)

103 TBH: at this point. if you don't know where to vote, you're a fucking idiot.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 05, 2024 03:23 PM (FxH7T)

104 Do you put ketchup over the top before baking?

Posted by: tubal

The inherited instructions call for tomato sauce to be put on 5 minutes before removing from the oven, but we usually just use ketchup, either warmed or cold, personal choice.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 05, 2024 03:23 PM (lTGtQ)

105 I tried this with DDG and I get the same thing

The top two links for "Where can I vote for Trump" are FNM stories bitching about Trump being a felon

"Where can I vote for Harris" gives a link to some webpage directing people for where they can vote for Harris

Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 03:23 PM (oZhjI)

106 It's not a sponsored link, it's a Google widget. I am fairly certain Google doesn't do widgets for pay like that.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 05, 2024 03:15 PM (Odg76)

Ahhh got it that makes sense. I didn't see the widget because like a chucklehead I forgot I'm using Duck Duck Go.

Typed it into actual Google and SURE ENOUGH THERE IT IS YOU MONOPOLISTIC F*CKS!

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 05, 2024 03:23 PM (XfoBK)

107 Google has a crazy amount of bloat too with all their acquisitions and thousands of vanity side projects.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
========
Yep. ATT, back in the day, the same. IBM shareholders would have probably done better if IBM had been broken up. Might have saved the world from Bill Gates.

So far, Apple seems a bit more concentrated but the recent move into TV is probably squandering money in the long run.

Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 03:23 PM (ctrM5)

108 If I ever get a chance to set up separate polling stations in some town, the Democrats have to vote in the city's sprawling rape dog training preserve.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2024 03:22 PM (7oYYI)
________

[Rolls eyes]

-- Rape Komodo Dragons

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 05, 2024 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

109 I always throw a fair bit of garlic powder into the meatloaf mix..

Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 03:23 PM (PCK5/)

110 >>Do you put ketchup over the top before baking?

Don't forget the bacon strips on top. With the bacon it's just meatloaf. With bacon it becomes Loaf de Meat.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 03:23 PM (LkLld)

111 31 If I were Google, and I was staring down the barrel of a Trump presidency and DOJ, I would be a bit more circumspect about my cheating.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 03:15 PM (xCA6C)

Well coordinated midnight raids against Larry Page, Sergei Brin, and Sundar Pichai.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 03:23 PM (N39Ws)

112 My mother puts ketchup and lipton powdered soup in hers which doesn't sound amazing but it is damn good. I hate ketchup and she hates me but the woman can whip up a meatloaf.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 03:24 PM (ksjMr)

113 Not just google. Every big tech company. I would guess most employees at big tech are not american-born.

Big oil companies too; whole floors of engineers from India

Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 03:24 PM (NGHTx)

114 If you don't know where to go to vote I am not so sure I want you voting at all.
Posted by: Truck Monkey
......

I heard they can vote for Kamalama down at the truck stop.

Posted by: wyh at November 05, 2024 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

115 105 I tried this with DDG and I get the same thing

The top two links for "Where can I vote for Trump" are FNM stories bitching about Trump being a felon

"Where can I vote for Harris" gives a link to some webpage directing people for where they can vote for Harris
Posted by: 18-1

For the trifecta of fun, try Bing and Brave search engines.

Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 03:24 PM (ctrM5)

116 The good spinoffs do well, the bad ones disappear or have to craft a business model other than hoovering up data for AdSense.
Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 03:18 PM (ctrM5)

Google has a crazy amount of bloat too with all their acquisitions and thousands of vanity side projects.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 05, 2024 03:21 PM (eYoxG)

And none of them can afford wine on tap and daily dinner parties for the tipsy girls in tight skirts who do one spreadsheet a day.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 05, 2024 03:24 PM (n7h9X)

117 So in PA Republican counties, they recieved ballots that stree printed in a way that they aren't compatible with the printers, the exact same shit they overrule in AZ in 2020.

God i pray Trump wins if only to fill our prisons with these shitbags that keep getting away with this.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 05, 2024 03:24 PM (r9TgB)

118 kind of a weird query.

"Where can I vote for Harris?"
Same place you can vote for Trump.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer
.......

ROCKET SURGERY

Posted by: wyh at November 05, 2024 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

119 This is why I never use google for anything.

Nor should you.


I'm just sayin.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

120 I have powdered smoke and the shit is amazing.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 03:25 PM (ksjMr)

121 I'm patiently waiting for Meghan McCain's enchilada recipe.

Posted by: spindrift at November 05, 2024 03:25 PM (OguvZ)

122 Redridinghood, I miss him too! If he has his way he's up in heaven, lighting a cigar, yukking it up with Ike and Reagan and his family, his bumper music on rotation, and wishing us all luck.

I'm sure he and our other angels have been trying to move things in the background best they can, if it's God's will.

Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 03:25 PM (QAK8m)

123 1 lb ground chuck
2 eggs
1/2 cup bread crumbs
1/3 onion, diced finely
1 tsp salt
1 tsp pepper
1 heaping teaspoon Italian seasoning
2 tbp Worchestershire sauce
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 05, 2024 03:19 PM (lTGtQ)
====

No glaze? Where's your glaze, hmm?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2024 03:21 PM (RIvkX)

add... a couple squirts of catchup
Lipton Beefy Onion Soup Mix.
And I use crushed up soda crackers instead of break crumbs...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2024 03:25 PM (QAkQ3)

124 Who has a good meatloaf recipe?

I’d add about a quarter cup of chili sauce to that, maybe a teaspoon or two of prepared mustard.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 05, 2024 03:25 PM (EXyHK)

125 >>> 101
==
Not just google. Every big tech company. I would guess most employees at big tech are not american-born.

Which is fucked. Because they convinced an entire generation they needed to go in to STEM and computer science and take out 6 figure loans.

Then instead of giving those people jobs, they hired Pajit for a discount.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 03:18 PM (Evo1G)
_______

Exactly the point I made to the Stuyvesant High mock trial team. They were all Asian girls with one Indian girl. They were asking me afterwards about the legal profession. It then came to STEM. I said it was a very hot field right now, but unlike law it can easily be farmed out overseas at a fraction of the cost. That's a consideration for going into a profession.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 05, 2024 03:22 PM (iFTx/)

Tax the fck out of heavily "international" companies. Seems like a similar concept to a tarriff to me.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 03:25 PM (zlGo9)

126 ""BREAKING: Google shows a ‘Where to Vote’ section with a map for Kamala Harris, but not for Donald Trump.""

You can't despise these people enough.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 03:25 PM (QGaXH)

127 They make a Dehydrated Garlic that is loads better than adding Powder.

Bonus. You don't sweat it out for 2 days the way you do the Garlic Powder.

Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 03:25 PM (z/jjr)

128 I thought the Russians in Georgia thing was about Georgia the country, not Georgia the state.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 03:26 PM (v6JzV)

129 Any good meatloaf recipe will include carrot shavings liberally sprinkled on the bottom of the roast pan

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 05, 2024 03:26 PM (1FWWQ)

130 When I voted this morning, there was a very prominent sign at my poll, in Hindi, urging votes for Republicans. I thought it was an astonishing thing to see in Cheso, PA.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 05, 2024 03:26 PM (NgqoH)

131 104 Do you put ketchup over the top before baking?

Posted by: tubal

The inherited instructions call for tomato sauce to be put on 5 minutes before removing from the oven, but we usually just use ketchup, either warmed or cold, personal choice.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 05, 2024 03:23 PM (lTGtQ)

Yeah, I think the sweetness of the ketchup enhances the meatloaf a LOT… BTW a leftover favorite around here is a cold meatloaf sandwich..

Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 03:26 PM (PCK5/)

132 Buncha meatloaf Nazis

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 05, 2024 03:26 PM (/6GbT)

133 My mother puts ketchup and lipton powdered soup in hers which doesn't sound amazing but it is damn good. I hate ketchup and she hates me but the woman can whip up a meatloaf.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 03:24 PM (ksjMr)

flavor packets in general are good to put in a soup/stew/meatloaf for a quick jolt if you don't want to have a lot of perishable veggies about for a quick dinner.

Similar for those jars in the spice section that are mixes.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 05, 2024 03:26 PM (n7h9X)

134 Assuming AZ, NC, and GA are in the bag, if Trump takes NH and NV the race is over.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 05, 2024 03:26 PM (lTGtQ)

135 “ Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 05, 2024 03:19 PM (lTGtQ”

Ok that sounds good. Add the bacon strips like Jack said and we’re good.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 03:26 PM (xKusi)

136 Lexington does different locations depending on whether it is a presidential vs off year.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 05, 2024 03:26 PM (mfUOU)

137 DDG - Trump
Polling place locator is the 4th link

DDG - Kumswala
Top link is to kamalavotes.com website with access to polling stations.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

138 Just tried this and it worked for me. Told me where my precinct was located.

Posted by: megthered at November 05, 2024 03:26 PM (mAWUX)

139 How are we doing in the bellwethers? Just kidding.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 03:26 PM (ksjMr)

140 Google has been declared a monopoly already

Delete all the comments in their code repository.

I inherited a project with one comment in the whole thing.

! Yes this is recursive

In a database report writer.

Posted by: DaveA at November 05, 2024 03:27 PM (FhXTo)

141 78 Who has a good meatloaf recipe?

1 lb ground chuck
2 eggs
1/2 cup bread crumbs
1/3 onion, diced finely
1 tsp salt
1 tsp pepper
1 heaping teaspoon Italian seasoning
2 tbp Worchestershire sauce
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 05, 2024 03:19 PM (lTGtQ)

Try this. Emeril Lagasse over-the-top meat loaf.


https://tinyurl.com/yr5pmav6

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 03:27 PM (N39Ws)

142 For the trifecta of fun, try Bing and Brave search engines.
Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 03:24 PM (ctrM5)

Bing gave me voting locations, and even referenced the above story about Giggle.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2024 03:27 PM (QAkQ3)

143 Wow - still on fire - 9 comments/ minute....

including my #126

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 03:27 PM (QGaXH)

144 Bing takes you to a page to find your polling location for either candidate so...good job Microsoft?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 03:27 PM (oZhjI)

145 Quaker oats mixed in with the bread crumbs in meatloaf is good. And spinach. Can't taste it and it ups the nutrition.

Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 03:27 PM (LEMDm)

146 110 >>Do you put ketchup over the top before baking?

Don't forget the bacon strips on top. With the bacon it's just meatloaf. With bacon it becomes Loaf de Meat.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 03:23 PM (LkLld)

That sounds good, will try.. thick cut??

Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 03:27 PM (PCK5/)

147 I'd call it election interference and jail goolog's entire executive board.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at November 05, 2024 03:27 PM (17s+e)

148 If I were Google, and I was staring down the barrel of a Trump presidency and DOJ,

I know what yer thinking, 'Did he fire six Soros DAs or only five'...

Posted by: Donald Callahan Trump at November 05, 2024 03:27 PM (D9hgC)

149 And I use crushed up soda crackers instead of break crumbs...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2024 03:25 PM (QAkQ3)


Brake crumbs? Hope they're not asbestos.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

150 143 Wow - still on fire - 9 comments/ minute....

including my #126
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 03:27 PM (QGaXH)

I may have found a new purpose in life.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 03:28 PM (QGaXH)

151 I'm starting to get a bad feeling. I was hoping my predictions for post election day were off, but the closer we get the stronger the vibe.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 05, 2024 03:28 PM (g8Ew8)

152 John Daniel Davidson
@johnddavidson
Oh yeah, the other thing about the pro-ranked-choice campaign in Alaska is that it has outspent the repeal campaign $13 million to about $120K, with most of the funds coming from outside the state.

It's nothing more than an astroturfed campaign designed to elect Dems & RINOs.

This is the ranked-choice presidential ballot in Alaska, where ranked-choice voting serves the sole purpose of ensuring Sen. Murkowski doesn’t have to face a primary, which she would LOSE. Ranked-choice is on the ballot in 6 other states. Voters should reject it.

https://tinyurl.com/325bamm5

Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 03:28 PM (NpAcC)

153
No glaze? Where's your glaze, hmm?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2024 03:21 PM (RIvkX)

I use harissa for a glaze.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 03:28 PM (CTJrU)

154 131
BTW a leftover favorite around here is a cold meatloaf sandwich..
Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 03:26 PM (PCK5/)

Preach on.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 03:28 PM (N39Ws)

155 Exactly the point I made to the Stuyvesant High mock trial team. They were all Asian girls with one Indian girl. They were asking me afterwards about the legal profession. It then came to STEM. I said it was a very hot field right now, but unlike law it can easily be farmed out overseas at a fraction of the cost. That's a consideration for going into a profession.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 05, 2024 03:22 PM (iFTx/)

They just import the people here form overseas.

Also, I work with several lawyers who got their legal education overseas, got a shitty LLM here, sat for the NY bar (which is absurd that NY allows this), passed, and are now lawyers.

So they get to become a lawyer with minimal student loan debt, really no understanding of our legal system, and 5 years total of education (4 year LLB + 1 year LLM).

So even this industry is not safe.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 03:28 PM (Evo1G)

156 Recipes in general mammaw did not do. The only ones I ever saw her look at was for stuff she hardly ever did, written in neat handwriting by someone else (that eerily similar old lady hand writing.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 05, 2024 03:28 PM (mfUOU)

157 I'm hearing there's rain or flooding in the midwest/great lakes areas? Morons, you doing ok? Will this dampen turnout (pun intended)?

Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 03:28 PM (QAK8m)

158 134 Assuming AZ, NC, and GA are in the bag, if Trump takes NH and NV the race is over.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 05, 2024 03:26 PM (lTGtQ)

LNSSEODY

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 03:28 PM (9mfKN)

159 110 >>Do you put ketchup over the top before baking?

Don't forget the bacon strips on top. With the bacon it's just meatloaf. With bacon it becomes Loaf de Meat.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 03:23 PM (LkLld)
__________________________

And if you're not adding horseradish, you're not doing it right.

Posted by: Orson at November 05, 2024 03:28 PM (dIske)

160 AZ Election Day Break down so far

REP 52.4k (40%)
OTH 50.9k (39%)
DEM 26.7k (21%)


GOP Split WAY ahead than last cycle

Posted by: Blago at November 05, 2024 03:28 PM (wMRY8)

161 Exactly the point I made to the Stuyvesant High mock trial team. They were all Asian girls with one Indian girl. They were asking me afterwards about the legal profession. It then came to STEM. I said it was a very hot field right now, but unlike law it can easily be farmed out overseas at a fraction of the cost. That's a consideration for going into a profession.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

AI is coming for the US based knowledge industries and law. Probably medicine first as people drive a lot of the expense in the medical industry.

Lots of people are never going to see it coming. Journalism is simply the leading edge and I can see in the tech industry press websites, the quality is really getting degraded by hiring low cost H1Bs and AI to sorta co-compose press releases from the tech companies.

Computer tech is really hard hit. A lot of the old enthusiast blogs dating back to 90's are going dark or being consolidated. Ditto for some linux blogs.

And no, reddit is not a substitute.

Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 03:28 PM (ctrM5)

162 Any good meatloaf recipe will include carrot shavings liberally sprinkled on the bottom of the roast pan
Posted by: Truck Monkey
.......

Bet you make a mean chili.

Posted by: wyh at November 05, 2024 03:29 PM (v0R5T)

163 Instead of ketchup on meatloaf try tomato soup.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 03:29 PM (LkLld)

164 That looks like a good meatloaf recipe.

Posted by: From about That Time at November 05, 2024 03:29 PM (4780s)

165 >>But not before he detains them for as long as the longest J6 protester.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2024 03:16 PM

--

That would be a delicious sentencing guideline from the New DOJ: "...to a prison term not less than [eg] 1,311 days, 6 hours and 14 minutes." (From the minute of the first bogus sentencing to the full blanket pardon.)

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 03:29 PM (wzAuc)

166 46- its more diabolical than that. A Trump voter might think "Oh I don't want to vote for Harris, I'd better not vote there." A neat bit of voter suppression, with a bit of jiu jitsu.

Posted by: vivi at November 05, 2024 03:29 PM (Egz6Y)

167 It has gotten very difficult to find decent bacon. Any recommendations? None of this floofy cotton candy flavored shit I just want regular bacon.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 03:29 PM (ksjMr)

168 126 ""BREAKING: Google shows a ‘Where to Vote’ section with a map for Kamala Harris, but not for Donald Trump.""

You can't despise these people enough.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 03:25 PM (QGaXH)

How many people use that search term?

I get what's happening here but I also don't think it's a huge deal in terms of it swinging anything. If you're searching for your polling place, you'll find it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 03:29 PM (KbCG3)

169 johnny maga @_johnnymaga 1h
🚨 Georgia poll worker arrested for planting bomb threat to voting station — framing a voter.

https://tinyurl.com/4rvrfvme
Daily Mail screencaps
====
The Liberty Broadcast @TheLibertyBcast Nov 3
2 UNHINGED Harris supporters assaulted me today in Bastrop, Texas.
These people are dangerous and violent. I was only there asking why there was so much support in such a conservative area.
Full video will be released tonight.

The Liberty Broadcast @TheLibertyBcast 2h
Found her! She's a poll worker.
Police are here. Update coming soon!

https://tinyurl.com/ycx99my3

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 03:29 PM (hovnC)

170 Who has a good meatloaf recipe?

I’d add about a quarter cup of chili sauce to that, maybe a teaspoon or two of prepared mustard.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 05, 2024 03:25 PM (EXyHK)

I bought years back some brown mustard seed from Amazon. Got like a coffee jar full of the suckers. The good thing is you can just toss a small handful into anything and it adds a little heat and a India-indian taste.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 05, 2024 03:29 PM (n7h9X)

171 And spinach. Can't taste it and it ups the nutrition.

Posted by: Sifty


My mother used to sneak spinach into everything, too.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 05, 2024 03:29 PM (lTGtQ)

172 Any good meatloaf recipe will include carrot shavings liberally sprinkled on the bottom of the roast pan
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 05, 2024 03:26 PM (1FWWQ)

***

And cooked, then sliced and served between two slices of bread, thus making a ...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 05, 2024 03:30 PM (1FWWQ)

173 Damn, now I want meatloaf.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 03:30 PM (v6JzV)

174 It's goingvto be shenanigans every hour

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2024 03:30 PM (fwDg9)

175 I'm patiently waiting for Meghan McCain's enchilada recipe.
Posted by: spindrift

------------
I'm sure she'll follow her father's example and fail to follow through on that promise.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 05, 2024 03:30 PM (Vyll1)

176 I only use Gooble. I think the Russians run it but it works better than Google.

Posted by: fd at November 05, 2024 03:30 PM (vFG9F)

177 163 Instead of ketchup on meatloaf try tomato soup.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 03:29 PM (LkLld)

Worcester sauce with chili sauce.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 03:30 PM (N39Ws)

178 I use harissa for a glaze.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 03:28 PM (CTJrU)
====

Imma try that, thanks.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2024 03:30 PM (RIvkX)

179 18 How many lampposts do we need to hang the Googlagians?
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 03:14 PM (AdHga)

Yeah....I think we're gonna need more lampposts....(kidding!)

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 03:31 PM (QGaXH)

180 "Big oil companies too; whole floors of engineers from India" Posted by: brak

My nephew says the India tech guys are OK if given a specific task, but not great at "out of the box" thinking. Are there American guys in charge, usually?

Posted by: illiniwek at November 05, 2024 03:31 PM (Cus5s)

181 Mitch McConnell would like you to know he is not going Kamala's election night party.

Phony Ass Fact Check: Because he didn't get an invite.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 05, 2024 03:31 PM (tPMOE)

182 My mother used to sneak spinach into everything, too.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 05, 2024 03:29 PM (lTGtQ)

No sneaking it at my house. Spinach fresh from the can. With all of the vinegar you can tolerate to make it taste better.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 03:31 PM (N39Ws)

183 I get what's happening here but I also don't think it's a huge deal in terms of it swinging anything. If you're searching for your polling place, you'll find it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 03:29 PM (KbCG3)

Yeah i didn't have trouble for early voting here in CA, just asked where to vote and it took me to a big list of sites for my county, they add more sites as you get closer to E day.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 05, 2024 03:31 PM (n7h9X)

184 173 Damn, now I want meatloaf.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 03:30 PM (v6JzV)

Meatloaf is another proof that God loves us..

Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 03:31 PM (PCK5/)

185 Um, wouldn't the place where you vote for Harris also be the place where you would vote for Trump? What am I missing here?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

The polling places change for the Harris Voting Day of Wednesday November 6th.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 05, 2024 03:31 PM (ei3Pb)

186 >>> Try this. Emeril Lagasse over-the-top meat loaf.

That looks amazing. Though to be fair, if you add 12 oz of bacon and a cup and a half of cheese to anything, it's hard to make it taste awful.

Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 03:31 PM (QAK8m)

187 Vance himself said that the most important person in the Trump administration after the president would be the AG.
Google should be afraid.

Posted by: Jmel at November 05, 2024 03:31 PM (bVhJi)

188 “Any good meatloaf recipe will include carrot shavings liberally sprinkled on the bottom of the roast pan
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 05, 2024 03:26 PM (1FWWQ)”

APOSTATE!!

Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 03:32 PM (xKusi)

189 163 Instead of ketchup on meatloaf try tomato soup.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 03:29 PM (LkLld)

That sounds good too!

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 03:32 PM (CTJrU)

190 Hey Siri,
Where do I vote for The Ho?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 05, 2024 03:32 PM (/lPRQ)

191 God, please, if Trump gets in let his DOJ destroy them with antitrust violations.

Posted by: Jarrod at November 05, 2024 03:32 PM (Oow32)

192 179 18 How many lampposts do we need to hang the Googlagians?
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 03:14 PM (AdHga)

Yeah....I think we're gonna need more lampposts....(kidding!)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 03:31 PM (QGaXH)

Lampposts are recyclable.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 05, 2024 03:32 PM (VNX3d)

193 66-they did it to AT&T back in the day. I'm surprised Judge Brown hasn't come out of his grave to deal with this shit from Google.

Posted by: vivi at November 05, 2024 03:32 PM (Egz6Y)

194 The good thing is you can just toss a small handful into anything and it adds a little heat and a India-indian taste.

It’s amazing what kinds of things a little dry mustard can help. I’ve seen recipes that add a quarter teaspoon or so to molasses spice cookies and bread! Haven’t tried it yet, but I’m betting it’s good.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 05, 2024 03:32 PM (EXyHK)

195 134 Assuming AZ, NC, and GA are in the bag, if Trump takes NH and NV the race is over.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 05, 2024 03:26 PM (lTGtQ)


I'm not assuming anything about NC just yet. I think it's telling that both Trump and Kamala spent a lot of time there in the final days.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 03:32 PM (wGun1)

196 144 Bing takes you to a page to find your polling location for either candidate so...good job Microsoft?
Posted by: 18-1
--------
Microsoft is a big government contractor--politicians and parties go and come regarding power but gubmint cheese is colored green.

Smart corporations always hedged their bets on donations until the techlords with gobs of wealth believed themselves to be gods.

Some techlords are now thinking beyond that with the eat the rich and wealth tax Dems. Ditto for those that are Jewish due to party antisemitism on the rise just as in the UK under Corbyn.

Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 03:32 PM (ctrM5)

197 Maybe not google's fault since Kamala is closely associated with a good polling in various places.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 03:32 PM (ksjMr)

198 No sneaking it at my house. Spinach fresh from the can. With all of the vinegar you can tolerate to make it taste better.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 03:31 PM (N39Ws)

Frozen spinach / mustard greens / collard greens for soup is good. just chop out a clod out of the snowball and toss it in.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 05, 2024 03:32 PM (n7h9X)

199 My mother used to sneak spinach into everything, too.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Oy Boy! Ya Muddah was a Jeanyus!

Posted by: Popeye the Sailor at November 05, 2024 03:32 PM (vcOmj)

200 It has gotten very difficult to find decent bacon. Any recommendations? None of this floofy cotton candy flavored shit I just want regular bacon.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 03:29 PM (ksjMr)

Kill a pig.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 05, 2024 03:32 PM (g8Ew8)

201 Disney’s ‘Hocus Pocus 2’ Star Bette Midler Suggests Drinking Drano if Trump Wins

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 05, 2024 03:33 PM (/U5Yz)

202 Chili season is now upon us… anyone else add a little beer to their chili?

Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 03:33 PM (PCK5/)

203 For Italian meatloaf we add bread crumb to the mix and then top with mozzarella and sometimes sliced hot sausage.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 03:33 PM (xKusi)

204 That looks amazing. Though to be fair, if you add 12 oz of bacon and a cup and a half of cheese to anything, it's hard to make it taste awful.
Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 03:31 PM (QAK8m)

If I'm able to go to the TxMoMe next year, maybe I'll bring a loaf or two.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 03:33 PM (N39Ws)

205 I think Trump didn't want to make Hillary's WI mistake which is why he kept going yo NC.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 03:33 PM (ksjMr)

206 PSA: Georgia Arms is offering 10% off and free shipping on orders over $150 today, for those of you inclined to buy ammo.

Posted by: Weasel at November 05, 2024 03:33 PM (RG6z4)

207 AI is coming for the US based knowledge industries and law. Probably medicine first as people drive a lot of the expense in the medical industry.

Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 03:28 PM (ctrM5)

I don't think LLM's are really a threat to established lawyers. They're incapable of thought.

The problem they do present is to paralegals / junior lawyers. An LLM can do a half decent job of writing a demand letter, for example. Which is normally something I'd have a paralegal draft for me.

In fact, I recently caught one of the paralegals using an LLM and I said to her "not only are you making your own job obsolete, but half the reason we have you doing things like drafting demand letters is so that you can get better at thinking through things 'like a lawyer' and realizing what is important what isn't. You're not learning that if an LLM is doing it for you."

Which is even more true of junior lawyers. That's where I see a huge issue. People will not learn those foundational skills. How can you do a good depo if you've never drafted a motion to dismiss using quotes from a depo?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 03:33 PM (Evo1G)

208 "But if that were the case, Google would say so, wouldn't they?
I dunno. We'll see"

Stop giving leftists the benefit of the doubt. If it looks like corruption, fraud, or cheating, it is. Not an oopsie. If we were a serious country, the Democrat party would be outlawed as the treasonous crime syndicate that it is. Fuck these bastards with a rusty chainsaw.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 05, 2024 03:33 PM (cwB1Y)

209 195 I'm not assuming anything about NC just yet. I think it's telling that both Trump and Kamala spent a lot of time there in the final days.
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 03:32 PM (wGun1)

=======

Kamala ran 7 points behind Beasley, the D senate candidate in 2022, in the early vote when Beasley lost to Senator Budd by 3.

It's not going to be close.

Trump was probably just making sure he did everything he could to cover his bases, and there was probably an effort to try and salvage Mark Robinson's chances through increased Republican turnout.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 03:33 PM (GBKbO)

210 I want NEvada for Trump so bad.

If Sam Brown can beat Jackie Rosen, my year will
be complete.
Posted by: Czech Chick at November 05, 2024 03:18 PM (fpVC1)


My take: If Nevada goes for Trump, NE-2 suddenly becomes much more important. Because if I'm right that Trump is also up in NC, GA, and AZ, then Harris has to take that district, and hold all of the Blue Wall, to win.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 03:33 PM (EynyL)

211 Disney’s ‘Hocus Pocus 2’ Star Bette Midler Suggests Drinking Drano if Trump Wins
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 05, 2024 03:33 PM (/U5Yz)


Her first.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

212 Chili season is now upon us… anyone else add a little beer to their chili?
Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 03:33 PM (PCK5/)

right after the carrots.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 03:34 PM (CIS44)

213 201 Disney’s ‘Hocus Pocus 2’ Star Bette Midler Suggests Drinking Drano if Trump Wins
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 05, 2024 03:33 PM (/U5Yz)

=======

Oh no.

Please stop.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 03:34 PM (GBKbO)

214 202 Chili season is now upon us… anyone else add a little beer to their chili?
Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 03:33 PM (PCK5/)

Stouts preferably. But have added IPAs and it was good.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 03:34 PM (N39Ws)

215 >> It has gotten very difficult to find decent bacon. Any recommendations? None of this floofy cotton candy flavored shit I just want regular bacon.


Up here, Daley's Applewood Smoked Bacon is the most common, good bacon.

Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 03:34 PM (z/jjr)

216 Instead of ketchup on meatloaf try tomato soup.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 03:29 PM (LkLld)

That sounds good too!
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 03:32 PM (CTJrU)

condensed with no added water I assume

Posted by: Oldcat at November 05, 2024 03:34 PM (n7h9X)

217 I'm patiently waiting for Meghan McCain's enchilada recipe.

Posted by: spindrift

---------------

"We're gonna need a bigger wall of tortilla ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 03:34 PM (SZvLe)

218 >>That sounds good too!

It's great. Chunky, homemade tomato soup over my mom's recipe meatloaf with crispy bacon is one of the best things.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 03:34 PM (LkLld)

219 Kill a pig.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 05, 2024 03:32 PM (g8Ew

Simmer down, there, Easy E.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2024 03:34 PM (DDGz9)

220
Don't you vote for Trump or Kamala at the same place?

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 05, 2024 03:34 PM (+oR7L)

221 200 It has gotten very difficult to find decent bacon. Any recommendations? None of this floofy cotton candy flavored shit I just want regular bacon.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 03:29 PM (ksjMr)

Kill a pig.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 05, 2024 03:32 PM (g8Ew

I have an Amish store nearby, so no problem. They carry a brand, Walnut Creek, that is Very good..

Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 03:34 PM (PCK5/)

222 Trump will have asked his people what his most likely "Wisconsins" were. The man is many things but he is not stupid and unlike some other R's he wants to win.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 03:34 PM (ksjMr)

223 191 God, please, if Trump gets in let his DOJ destroy them with antitrust violations.
Posted by: Jarrod
======
Dems are infighting over this. The FTC head commissioner has launched a antitrust action against Google already.

Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 03:34 PM (ctrM5)

224 201.

I want Other Joy Behar to do whatever she thinks is best.

Far be it from me to stop her.

Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 03:34 PM (mi9tT)

225 I just read that Raffensperger in GA claimed that Russians were responsible for bomb threats made at 2 polling stations. ---
He's a snake.

Posted by: DaisyB at November 05, 2024 03:34 PM (AbL8c)

226 I only use Gooble. I think the Russians run it but it works better than Google.
Posted by: fd

Yandex is the Russian search engine. It actually works pretty well. Almost all search engines used (nominally) in the US are based on Google algorithms.
Google curates a lot of searches. Things published before 2013 don't show up much.
Yandex can find a lot more than Google, at this point in time.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at November 05, 2024 03:34 PM (vcOmj)

227
I don't think LLM's are really a threat to established lawyers. They're incapable of thought.

--

Does constructing a convincing sounding argument actually require thought?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 03:34 PM (B9Prs)

228 >>> 167 It has gotten very difficult to find decent bacon. Any recommendations? None of this floofy cotton candy flavored shit I just want regular bacon.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 03:29 PM (ksjMr)

Wright brand is pretty good and I believe one of the very few that uses *real* smoke vs steam with smoke flavoring.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 03:34 PM (zlGo9)

229 I'm sure he and our other angels have been trying to move things in the background best they can, if it's God's will.
Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 03:25 PM (QAK8m)
********
Yes. It's days like today when I need to hear his words of encouragement and I need a laugh.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 03:34 PM (NpAcC)

230
Simmer down, there, Easy E.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2024 03:34 PM (DDGz9)


Eazy, but well played.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

231 My mother always used oatmeal instead of breadcrumbs and for the top she mixed Worchestershire sauce eith ketchup.

It is quite good.

Posted by: Just Lily at November 05, 2024 03:35 PM (TV8J3)

232 Exactly the point I made to the Stuyvesant High mock trial team. They were all Asian girls with one Indian girl. They were asking me afterwards about the legal profession. It then came to STEM. I said it was a very hot field right now, but unlike law it can easily be farmed out overseas at a fraction of the cost. That's a consideration for going into a profession.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 05, 2024 03:22 PM (iFTx/)

They just import the people here form overseas.

Also, I work with several lawyers who got their legal education overseas, got a shitty LLM here, sat for the NY bar (which is absurd that NY allows this), passed, and are now lawyers.

So they get to become a lawyer with minimal student loan debt, really no understanding of our legal system, and 5 years total of education (4 year LLB + 1 year LLM).

So even this industry is not safe.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 03:28 PM (Evo1G)
___

What you describe is still a lot of work and it requires foreign lawyers to actually move here. And pay USA living expenses. That's not the same as farming out work to people living overseas paying pennies on the dollar for living expenses.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 05, 2024 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

233 Disney’s ‘Hocus Pocus 2’ Star Bette Midler Suggests Drinking Drano if Trump Wins

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 05, 2024 03:33 PM (/U5Yz)

--------------

It goes down easier with fish tank cleaner, Bette ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 03:35 PM (SZvLe)

234 My nephew says the India tech guys are OK if given a specific task, but not great at "out of the box" thinking. Are there American guys in charge, usually?
Posted by: illiniwek at November 05, 2024 03:31 PM (Cus5s)

Look at who runs all of our major tech companies. That should answer your question.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 03:35 PM (Evo1G)

235 BREAKING?:

Decision Desk has just called NH for Meatloaf

Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 03:35 PM (z/jjr)

236 I only use Gooble. I think the Russians run it but it works better than Google.
Posted by: fd
.......

I use Goggle. But you need beer to make it work.

Posted by: wyh at November 05, 2024 03:36 PM (v0R5T)

237 Brave search seems even-handed. You have to make sure you're using their search engine in the settings though.

Posted by: Halfhand at November 05, 2024 03:36 PM (75eQv)

238 Thoughts from the carrot-loathing horde:

I cook onion, celery, squash, carrots, etc. in my IP when I make bone broth. They are delicious and flavorful after the process is done. I puree them in a blender, then add the mixture to thicken spaghetti sauces or other sauces. It adds a nice extra depth to the sauce.

Resourceful? Or blasphemy? I promise I have not done this with chili...yet.

Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 03:36 PM (QAK8m)

239 214 202 Chili season is now upon us… anyone else add a little beer to their chili?
Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 03:33 PM (PCK5/)

Stouts preferably. But have added IPAs and it was good.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 03:34 PM (N39Ws)

Ah, yes… I add some Guiness..

Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 03:36 PM (PCK5/)

240 LOL! Because they're the enemy. Duh.

Posted by: rechill at November 05, 2024 03:36 PM (Q1LXu)

241 Google is dumb. You can vote for either at the same place.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 05, 2024 03:36 PM (hEJcX)

242 Disney’s ‘Hocus Pocus 2’ Star Bette Midler Suggests Drinking Drano if Trump Wins
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 05, 2024 03:33 PM (/U5Yz)


Remember that to anyone under 40, Midler is chiefly famous for playing a witch who wanted to suck the lives out of little children to make herself young and beautiful.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 03:36 PM (EynyL)

243 No glaze? Where's your glaze, hmm?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2024 03:21 PM (RIvkX)

I use harissa for a glaze.
Posted by: CaliGirl

I use Harris for a glaze.

Posted by: Willie Brown at November 05, 2024 03:36 PM (w9Wax)

244 I wonder how many places have two way coattails happening today.... people who don't really like Trump, but hate the junta, and are showing up to vote for some down ticket race anyway, and say oh fine whatever I'll vote for Trump too i guess since I'm here.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2024 03:36 PM (DDGz9)

245 Wow, 5 big beers for today. First one opened at just past noon and still not done yet....

....time for more outside Christmas decorations. I'm already 4 days late....

Posted by: Stateless...drinking early while doing chores. at November 05, 2024 03:36 PM (jvJvP)

246 Laura Ingraham @IngrahamAngle 1h
Shoal Creek, Alabama. Folks said they’d never had to wait in line before. No one leaving.

Daniel R. Street @DanielRStreet1 54m Replying to @IngrahamAngle
I had to wait in line in Monroe, Louisiana for 30-40 minutes. Longest wait before was 5 min. Usually, I just walk up and vote. Heavy Republican precinct

Scoutt @Jamikv27
This is my town in New Hampshire. Been voting here for 15 years never had to wait in line. New Hampshire is going to go Trump.

Chris Maidment @ChrisMaidmentNH
📍Londonderry, NH

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 03:37 PM (hovnC)

247 Terry Moran came on after, and could not refute Byrons' points about blacks being drawn to Trump on the economy.

There's a name I have not heard for many years. I think he got his start during Desert Storm.

We always referred to him as "our favorite big-lipped reporter"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 05, 2024 03:37 PM (hB7mE)

248 If anyone is interested in tracking data, try these 2 twitter accounts:
@DataRepublican
@TonerousHyus

Posted by: Grateful, the range bag lady at November 05, 2024 03:37 PM (IQ6Gq)

249 Chili season is now upon us… anyone else add a little beer to their chili?
Posted by: tubal


Shiner Bock.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 03:37 PM (HP9W/)

250
Ah, yes… I add some Guiness..
Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 03:36 PM (PCK5/)


My uncle went to Ireland and brought me back a bottle of Guinness BBQ sauce.

It was gawdawful.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

251 224 201.

I want Other Joy Behar to do whatever she thinks is best.

Far be it from me to stop her.
Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 03:34 PM (mi9tT)

Her body, her choice.

If she'd rather be room temperature, who am I to judge?

Posted by: Just Lily at November 05, 2024 03:37 PM (TV8J3)

252 I never get anxious but holy shit, I am anxious about this election. I wish I could stop being so goddam anxious.
Posted by: Johnny Anxious at November 05, 2024

***
I should have sung about you instead of that milquetoast "Johnny Angel" guy!

Posted by: Shelley Fabares, Lo, These Many Years Ago at November 05, 2024 03:37 PM (J2vNu)

253 Good Italian Meatloaf will ALWAYS include ground up Sophia Loren

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 05, 2024 03:37 PM (1FWWQ)

254 "Disney’s ‘Hocus Pocus 2’ Star Bette Midler Suggests Drinking Drano if Trump Wins"

No "and then you would blow me" with lye in da mouf.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 05, 2024 03:37 PM (cwB1Y)

255 1. This is an AI artifact, sometimes called a "hallucination" and not does represent a deliberate attempt at election manipulation. The AI model will be updated to return local results regardless of any specified candidate.
2. This is algorithmic and unexpected, resulting from the Democrats' overall high level of online engagement and digital targeting strategies. There is no malice or manipulation and the polling place data source being a left-wing organization is not problematic in the slightest because it just reflects local polling establishments as set by local governments and the pass-through data broker is irrelevant. Besides, it is known to be trustworthy.
3. This never happened
4. This is a mountain being made of a molehill and affected virtually nobody

Place your bets!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 03:37 PM (HnUIn)

256 202 Chili season is now upon us… anyone else add a little beer to their chili?
Posted by: tubal

Dark cocoa powder and a shake or two of fish sauce.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 03:37 PM (pr6zm)

257 I have an Amish store nearby, so no problem. They carry a brand, Walnut Creek, that is Very good..
Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 03:34 PM (PCK5/)

You're lucky. I'd be buying all my meat there.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 05, 2024 03:38 PM (g8Ew8)

258 Probably make chili Friday, have chili and Anaheim peppers from garden. Or grill Anaheim tonight with brats

Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2024 03:38 PM (fwDg9)

259 Wright brand is pretty good and I believe one of the very few that uses *real* smoke vs steam with smoke flavoring.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket


I like Wright brand, and they cut it thick, unlike many others which are so thin they are not even three dimensional.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 05, 2024 03:38 PM (lTGtQ)

260 225 I just read that Raffensperger in GA claimed that Russians were responsible for bomb threats made at 2 polling stations. ---
He's a snake.
Posted by: DaisyB a

Mentioned in last thread by whig, Ratt has never seen a Chinese chopstick he doesn't want to lick.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 05, 2024 03:38 PM (/U5Yz)

261 Chili season is now upon us… anyone else add a little beer to their chili?
Posted by: tubal
*
Shiner Bock.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024

***
How is "bock" beer different from regular beer?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 03:38 PM (J2vNu)

262 Observation by Eric Daughtry:

States where we have live party voting data:

AZ, NV, FL

States where Republicans are expanding on their early voting lead:

AZ, NV, FL

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 03:38 PM (mIRts)

263 Disney’s ‘Hocus Pocus 2’ Star Bette Midler Suggests Drinking Drano if Trump Wins
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 05, 2024 03:33 PM (/U5Yz)

Me, weakly "Oh no, don't do that, you've got too much to live for... or whatever."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 03:38 PM (B9Prs)

264 What time tonight will the cheaters in Atlanta, Phoenix, Philly, Las Vegas, Milwaukee, and Detroit do a simultaneous Jamaal Bowman move, pulling fire alarms in their county ballot collection locations? Mandatory evaluation of the buildings until a "Fire Marshal" says it is safe. Overflowing toilets is so yesterday.

9 PM ET?
10 PM?
Now?

Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 03:38 PM (aBgBM)

265 Which is even more true of junior lawyers. That's where I see a huge issue. People will not learn those foundational skills. How can you do a good depo if you've never drafted a motion to dismiss using quotes from a depo?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

The AI tools will get better and junior lawyers will get worse. You will soon be getting the COVID deprived but passed along cohort. Writing and analytical skills already in decline by smartphone use etc. essentially had students taking a 2-4 year holiday from any real academic work.

A tip, try to determine if an applicant was homeschooled before college. Since college grades mean less and even law school is suffering from grade inflation now (see Amy Wax for her demonstration that got her suspended eventually), home schooling at least would indicate ability and willingness to learn.

Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 03:38 PM (ctrM5)

266 256 202 Chili season is now upon us… anyone else add a little beer to their chili?
Posted by: tubal

Dark cocoa powder and a shake or two of fish sauce.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 03:37 PM (pr6zm)

Oh… I bet the coco powder would be good.. a lot, or a little, nurse??

Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 03:39 PM (PCK5/)

267 Willowed from previous thread---
636 Excluding Carter as he appears to be in end stage Alzheimers.
But the rest of them - take a look at them. This is what hate and evil do to people.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 03:01 PM (N39Ws)
'No, no, Mr. President! Damnit, somebody bring me another ballot. He just voted for Trump.'
Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 03:26 PM (LHPAg)

Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 03:39 PM (LHPAg)

268 Google has a ton of foreigners. Maybe a majority of employees , even. If Trump wins, he should deport them all for election interference, FARA violations, etc.

But not before he detains them for as long as the longest J6 protester.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2024 03:16 PM (7oYYI)
++++
There are solid economic and cultural reasons to rein in H1B visas.

Targeted vengeance against big tech is just a nice little side effect.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 03:39 PM (HnUIn)

269 Remember that to anyone under 40, Midler is chiefly famous for playing a witch who wanted to suck the lives out of little children to make herself young and beautiful.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 03:36 PM (EynyL)
__________________

Didn't work.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2024 03:39 PM (YqDXo)

270 How is "bock" beer different from regular beer?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 03:38 PM (J2vNu)


Darker and more hoppy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

271 Disney’s ‘Hocus Pocus 2’ Star Bette Midler Suggests Drinking Drano if Trump Wins
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 05, 2024 03:33 PM (/U5Yz)

Me, weakly "Oh no, don't do that, you've got too much to live for... or whatever."
Posted by: joe, living dangerously


So, anyway...

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 03:39 PM (HP9W/)

272 Stop biting your nails. That's gross.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 03:39 PM (RUMEY)

273 It has gotten very difficult to find decent bacon. Any recommendations? None of this floofy cotton candy flavored shit I just want regular bacon.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 03:29 PM (ksjMr)

If you know where on the cow bacon is you could buy a big slab at the butcher and cut it yourself into slices, or have butcher do it.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 05, 2024 03:39 PM (n7h9X)

274 >>> >>> 255 1. This is an AI artifact, sometimes called a "hallucination"
==
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 03:37 PM (HnUIn)

Of all the bullshit words the commies use this one is by far my favorite.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 03:39 PM (zlGo9)

275 What you describe is still a lot of work and it requires foreign lawyers to actually move here. And pay USA living expenses. That's not the same as farming out work to people living overseas paying pennies on the dollar for living expenses.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 05, 2024 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

Emigrating to the US? It takes some time and some money, but it's not particularly difficult.

And yes, they can move here, get paid slightly less than a JD attorney, do mediocre work, and be happy.

I personally know 5 or 6 people who fit that description. You wouldn't trust them to do oral arguments on something important, but they can go to PC or CC's for you.

Between that and AI, there is going to be a huge issue with people graduating american law schools finding entry level jobs. Especially when they come out of school with $150k in debt and can't afford to work for $75k a year in NYC or whatever.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 03:39 PM (Evo1G)

276 I find it funny Bette Midler think people give a flying f*ck what she says about anything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

277 That would be a delicious sentencing guideline from the New DOJ: "...to a prison term not less than [eg] 1,311 days, 6 hours and 14 minutes." (From the minute of the first bogus sentencing to the full blanket pardon.)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 03:29 PM (wzAuc)
++++
:: reads guidance memo ::
:: throws memo in trash ::

Posted by: DoJ Employee at November 05, 2024 03:39 PM (HnUIn)

278 Hey Siri,
Where do I vote for The Ho?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher


I'm sorry but Alexa is not running for office.

Posted by: Siri at November 05, 2024 03:40 PM (v0R5T)

279 I just read that Raffensperger in GA claimed that Russians were responsible for bomb threats made at 2 polling stations. ---
He's a snake.
Posted by: DaisyB
---------
I think they already caught the guy--Dem affiliated poll worker making the threats and trying to frame an innocent voter.

Calls are coming from inside the building indeed.

Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 03:40 PM (ctrM5)

280
Dark cocoa powder and a shake or two of fish sauce.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 03:37 PM (pr6zm

*record scratch*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 03:40 PM (RUMEY)

281 Oh… I bet the coco powder would be good.. a lot, or a little, nurse??
Posted by: tubal

I put in a heaping tablespoon.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 03:40 PM (pr6zm)

282 198 No sneaking it at my house. Spinach fresh from the can. With all of the vinegar you can tolerate to make it taste better.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 03:31 PM (N39Ws)

Frozen spinach / mustard greens / collard greens for soup is good. just chop out a clod out of the snowball and toss it in.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 05, 2024 03:32 PM (n7h9X)

I'm also kinda snobby about fresh spinach...and thanks to Aldi, it's the cheapest green...so I buy it...the versatility of fresh or cooked is amazing to have each week...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 03:40 PM (exHjb)

283 261.
More chicken.

Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 03:40 PM (mi9tT)

284 Darker and more hoppy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

____________________________

No, man. That's the NBA.

Posted by: Orson at November 05, 2024 03:40 PM (dIske)

285 Disney’s ‘Hocus Pocus 2’ Star Bette Midler Suggests Drinking Drano if Trump Wins

I already voted but I wish I could vote 1000 more times if she is going to do this.

Posted by: megthered at November 05, 2024 03:40 PM (mAWUX)

286 What time tonight will the cheaters in Atlanta, Phoenix, Philly, Las Vegas, Milwaukee, and Detroit do a simultaneous Jamaal Bowman move, pulling fire alarms in their county ballot collection locations? Mandatory evaluation of the buildings until a "Fire Marshal" says it is safe. Overflowing toilets is so yesterday.

9 PM ET?
10 PM?
Now?
Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 03:38 PM (aBgBM)

4 AM Friday?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 05, 2024 03:41 PM (VNX3d)

287 257 I have an Amish store nearby, so no problem. They carry a brand, Walnut Creek, that is Very good..
Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 03:34 PM (PCK5/)

You're lucky. I'd be buying all my meat there.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 05, 2024 03:38 PM (g8Ew

They are pretty amazing… buy pies there, wonderful crusts, made with lard, the way God intended..

Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 03:41 PM (PCK5/)

288 >>Darker and more hoppy.


I thought Bocks were Darker, more Malty and a bit sweeter?

Not a big fan of beer, but Bocks, Trappist Ales Porters and Stouts are about the only ones I ever have anything good to say about.

Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 03:41 PM (z/jjr)

289 Of all the bullshit words the commies use this one is by far my favorite.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 03:39 PM (zlGo9)
++++
Sounds better than, "lying."

And that's usually what it is. You can make AI lie pretty easily: give it a gap. AIs almost never return, "unintelligible" or "gap" or "silence" or another failure. It will fill in the blanks itself, with pure fiction.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 03:41 PM (HnUIn)

290 How many of you are now making meatloaf for dinner? 😂

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 03:41 PM (p4NUW)

291 249 Chili season is now upon us… anyone else add a little beer to their chili?
Posted by: tubal


Shiner Bock.
----------------
Yep. Also apricot preserves, brown sugar and vinegar.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 03:41 PM (AdHga)

292 No, man. That's the NBA.
Posted by: Orson at November 05, 2024 03:40 PM (dIske)


"not on my watch."

- - - - Mark Cuban, In Search Of The Great White Hope

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

293 And if you use an IPA, you need a couple pinches of sugar to balance the bitterness of the hops.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 03:41 PM (pr6zm)

294 A tip, try to determine if an applicant was homeschooled before college. Since college grades mean less and even law school is suffering from grade inflation now (see Amy Wax for her demonstration that got her suspended eventually), home schooling at least would indicate ability and willingness to learn.
Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 03:38 PM (ctrM5)

Yeah, I suppose that's true. Not sure I've ever met a lawyer who was homeschooled though. At least not to my knowledge.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 03:41 PM (Evo1G)

295 Great news from the Canadian Broadcasting Company!

American elections are the safest, most secure and trustworthy in thr world. Anyone claiming otherwise is spreading disinformation.

You can all rest easily...

Posted by: Stateless...drinking early while doing chores. at November 05, 2024 03:42 PM (jvJvP)

296 281 Oh… I bet the coco powder would be good.. a lot, or a little, nurse??
Posted by: tubal

I put in a heaping tablespoon.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 03:40 PM (pr6zm)

Thanks nurse! .. next batch, will try.

Posted by: tubal at November 05, 2024 03:42 PM (PCK5/)

297 Maybe not the best meatloaf recipe, but certainly the most complicated:

Serious Eats
https://tinyurl.com/yrm7tr6x

TLR Ground up veggies + mushrooms, mix of pork & beef, chicken stock + gelatin, milk, bread crumb, everything in the loaf pan upside-down on a foil covered sheet pan. Bake, then invert on to the foil for the final bake with glaze.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 05, 2024 03:42 PM (IG4Id)

298 It has gotten very difficult to find decent bacon. Any recommendations? None of this floofy cotton candy flavored shit I just want regular bacon.
Posted by: ...


Kroger butcher case. Bulk bacon. Sliced. Hickory smoked. $3 to $4 cheaper than even Wright bacon.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 03:42 PM (HP9W/)

299 249 Chili season is now upon us… anyone else add a little beer to their chili?
Posted by: tubal


Shiner Bock.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 03:37 PM (HP9W/)

Love Shiner Bock. Never added it to chili. Will definitely keep that in mind for my next batch.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 03:42 PM (N39Ws)

300 256 202 Chili season is now upon us… anyone else add a little beer to their chili?
Posted by: tubal

Dark cocoa powder and a shake or two of fish sauce.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 03:37 PM (pr6zm)

Can't make good chili without alcohol...beer for beef, and wine for chicken, pork, or vegetarian...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 03:42 PM (exHjb)

301 anyone else add a little beer to their chili?

Carrots.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 05, 2024 03:42 PM (VS1In)

302
Remember that to anyone under 40, Midler is chiefly famous for playing a witch who wanted to suck the lives out of little children to make herself young and beautiful.
Posted by: Dr. T

And to those over 60, she is remembered as a big icon to ghey men.
What a strange person she is.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at November 05, 2024 03:42 PM (vcOmj)

303 IPAs...those are universally gross. That much I know.

Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 03:42 PM (z/jjr)

304 I've got left over pork chops tonight. Didn't want to have to cook anything.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 03:42 PM (RUMEY)

305 I'm sorry, but if you're someone who doesn't know where to go to vote by today, perhaps you shouldn't be voting.

Posted by: Archer at November 05, 2024 03:42 PM (IDphi)

306 ***
How is "bock" beer different from regular beer?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 03:38 PM (J2vNu)

more malty taste, kinda dark but not so bitter.

I used to get a dopplebock (double bock) that I liked that had a little plastic goat on every bottle.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 05, 2024 03:43 PM (n7h9X)

307 "You're not learning that if an LLM is doing it for you."

You don't need an LLM; a JD is fine....

Yeah, AI for law sucks. I recently asked it a pertinent question and it gave me the answer that I'm in the process of getting declared wrong. We'll see.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2024 03:43 PM (KAi1n)

308 290 How many of you are now making meatloaf for dinner? 😂

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 03:41 PM (p4NUW)

Not enough. Will be making some next week though.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 03:43 PM (N39Ws)

309
Between that and AI, there is going to be a huge issue with people graduating american law schools finding entry level jobs. Especially when they come out of school with $150k in debt and can't afford to work for $75k a year in NYC or whatever.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
======
Never fear, those entry jobs will simply be in the massively expanding criminal justice system to send people to gulags and handle the massive increase in crime. Then there will be the reparations specialists, the exploding field of multiple gender pronoun lawsuits, and public defender jobs.

We shall make a new corp of JAGs to fight in court as well as in theater and call it the Harman Rabb Division.

Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 03:43 PM (ctrM5)

310 maybe it's because us trump voters are smart enough to figure this out without extra help. anyway, where i live you gotta know exactly which polling place to go to, not necessarily the closest one.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 05, 2024 03:43 PM (CWTWj)

311 >>285 Disney’s ‘Hocus Pocus 2’ Star Bette Midler Suggests Drinking Drano if Trump Wins
I already voted but I wish I could vote 1000 more times if she is going to do this.
Posted by: megthered at November 05, 2024 03:40 PM (mAWUX)


Maybe we can get her a seat in Bono's car when he drives it off a cliff.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at November 05, 2024 03:43 PM (eb5mD)

312 Shiner Bock is fantastic, only surpassed by Hefeweisen.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 05, 2024 03:43 PM (lTGtQ)

313 I wish I could rob a bank and get away with it using the Google defense.

"It was a mistake."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 05, 2024 03:43 PM (paSBy)

314 86
‘ what Roseanne Barr post quoted below: ’
I thought that was obvious.
First , she makes the statement that we should bury the hatchet with the left.
Then she gives a bunch of reasons why we should bury the hatchet in the left’s heads

Posted by: Stacy Abrams sitting on a toilet at November 05, 2024 03:43 PM (igVus)

315 It has gotten very difficult to find decent bacon. Any recommendations? None of this floofy cotton candy flavored shit I just want regular bacon.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 03:29 PM (ksjMr)
++++
If you have a membership, Costco. The thick-cut bacon that comes as a pair of vacuum-packed packages. It isn't particularly cheap, but it's an excellent product with very consistent quality.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 03:43 PM (HnUIn)

316 If you know where on the cow bacon is you could buy a big slab at the butcher and cut it yourself into slices, or have butcher do it.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 05, 2024 03:39 PM (n7h9X)

Okay. I laughed at this.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 05, 2024 03:43 PM (g8Ew8)

317 With meatloaf I put marinara sauce then top with strips of bacon

Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 03:43 PM (IyPmt)

318 I put in a heaping tablespoon.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 03:40 PM (pr6zm)

Hershey's? Just regular cocoa powder?

Posted by: Just Lily at November 05, 2024 03:43 PM (TV8J3)

319 I thought Bocks were Darker, more Malty and a bit sweeter?

Not a big fan of beer, but Bocks, Trappist Ales Porters and Stouts are about the only ones I ever have anything good to say about.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 03:41 PM (z/jjr)


I think they do torch the malt to make the dark, and there is a bit of a caramel flavor that comes with it, but my palate gets the hoppyness a bit more.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

320 >>I used to get a dopplebock (double bock) that I liked that had a little plastic goat on every bottle.


CELEBRATOR

Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 03:43 PM (z/jjr)

321 It has gotten very difficult to find decent bacon. Any recommendations? None of this floofy cotton candy flavored shit I just want regular bacon.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 03:29 PM (ksjMr)


Find a meat market or butcher shop in your area. They're everywhere but rarely have big neon signs.

Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 03:44 PM (aBgBM)

322 As I kid I formed the opinion that anything that ends in loaf was gross.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 03:44 PM (RUMEY)

323 t has gotten very difficult to find decent bacon. Any recommendations? None of this floofy cotton candy flavored shit I just want regular bacon.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 03:29 PM (ksjMr)

If you know where on the cow bacon is you could buy a big slab at the butcher and cut it yourself into slices, or have butcher do it.
######
The problem is right there. No wonder you can't find any good bacon.

Posted by: megthered at November 05, 2024 03:44 PM (mAWUX)

324 303 IPAs...those are universally gross. That much I know.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 03:42 PM (z/jjr)

As a millennial, I will break with my generation, and say I agree with you.

Way too bitter. I'm glad Gen Z is more in to "drinkable beers" like lagers and pilsners.

There was a time when you'd go to a brewery and 9 options would be IPA's and 1 would be a sour.

I think (hope) those days are behind us.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 03:44 PM (Evo1G)

325 Maybe we can get her a seat in Bono's car when he drives it off a cliff.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell

He's still looking for that place where the streets have no name.....driving off a cliff.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at November 05, 2024 03:44 PM (vcOmj)

326 Hey Siri,
Where do I vote for The Ho?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 05, 2024

***
"Ho-Hos are a delicious chocolate treat, not a political candidate."
( -- Siri)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 03:44 PM (J2vNu)

327
Voters, that is. Voice text does not always understand Texanese.
Posted by: Happy at November 05, 2024 03:13 PM (8wFql)

I flew through Dallas recently and stopped at a Vietnamese restaurant for a meal in the airport.

The lady had a Vietnamese accent with a Texas dialect.

It was awesome- that's what America is all about.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 05, 2024 03:16 PM (N1DT3)



I had a friend in Texas who's wife was Aussie. Her accent was about 50/50 DFW/Brisbane.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 05, 2024 03:44 PM (y9nCu)

328 If you know where on the cow bacon is you could buy a big slab at the butcher and cut it yourself into slices, or have butcher do it.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 05, 2024 03:39 PM (n7h9X)
++++
Who wants to tell him?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 03:44 PM (HnUIn)

329 290 How many of you are now making meatloaf for dinner? 😂

Posted by: Piper a

Any good meatloaf has 1/3 of ground pork in the mix.
Baked with ketchup and a little cumin on top for the last 20 minutes.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 05, 2024 03:44 PM (/U5Yz)

330 You know, I'm gonna say you *should* look up where to vote, even if you know. Maybe they moved it and you missed the memo. Maybe they split your district or precinct up differently than from other years. It doesn't ever hurt to look something up.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2024 03:44 PM (DDGz9)

331 298 It has gotten very difficult to find decent bacon. Any recommendations? None of this floofy cotton candy flavored shit I just want regular bacon.
Posted by: ...
_______________________________

That, definitely, must be a regional thing. I've got 3 separate butchers in the area, 2 farmers markets with butchers on the weekends, and even the local grocery store will cut to please with a decent selection. Lots of pig farmers in my area, however.

Posted by: Orson at November 05, 2024 03:45 PM (dIske)

332 IPA's to me are like eating a Christmas tree while smoking a menthol cigarette.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

333 Yeah, I suppose that's true. Not sure I've ever met a lawyer who was homeschooled though. At least not to my knowledge.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
=============
Some of my sharpest students (male and female) going on to law careers were home schooled. They have damn fine values as well.

Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 03:45 PM (ctrM5)

334 ***
How is "bock" beer different from regular beer?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 03:38 PM (J2vNu)

more malty taste, kinda dark but not so bitter.

I used to get a dopplebock (double bock) that I liked that had a little plastic goat on every bottle.

---- A bock story -----
But what’s with all the goats? Well, bock was first brewed in the 14th century by German brewers in the town of Einbeck. By the 17th century, Munich brewers had adopted this style but due to their thick Bavarian accents, citizens of Munich pronounced “Einbeck” as “ein Bock,” which means billy goat. And to this day, a goat often appears on the label, as a visual pun.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 05, 2024 03:45 PM (n7h9X)

335 We're gonna need a bigger wall of tortilla ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 03:34 PM (SZvLe)

LMAO you bastard

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 03:45 PM (ksjMr)

336 Currently 0 voting centers in Dekalb county with a wait time greater than 5 minutes.

And yes, I'm nervous as hell too.

2020 PTSD is a real thing.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 03:45 PM (mIRts)

337 Remember that to anyone under 40, Midler is chiefly famous for playing a witch who wanted to suck the lives out of little children to make herself young and beautiful.

Posted by: Dr. T

And for us older yuts, she is a fag hag. Always has been. Margaret Cho took lesions from her.

*Heh, I kill myself somedays*

Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2024 03:45 PM (WXNFJ)

338 269 Remember that to anyone under 40, Midler is chiefly famous for playing a witch who wanted to suck the lives out of little children to make herself young and beautiful.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 03:36 PM (EynyL)
__________________

Didn't work.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2024 03:39 PM (YqDXo)
Black cat saved the day.

Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 03:45 PM (LHPAg)

339 As a millennial, I will break with my generation, and say I agree with you.

Way too bitter. I'm glad Gen Z is more in to "drinkable beers" like lagers and pilsners.

There was a time when you'd go to a brewery and 9 options would be IPA's and 1 would be a sour.

I think (hope) those days are behind us.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 03:44 PM (Evo1G)
++++
:: fist bump ::

I long ago grew tired of, "we have 300 beers on draft, and 250 of them are IPAs." I've never liked IPAs, and they crowded out virtually everything else. When a bar has a porter, I take note and remember it so I can go back.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 03:45 PM (HnUIn)

340 I'm making grilled chicken breast with wild rice and broccoli for dinner tonight.

Posted by: Archer at November 05, 2024 03:45 PM (IDphi)

341 Am I misremembering, or did bacon orginally start out as the cuttings from ham as they removed the outer layers of fat?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 05, 2024 03:46 PM (lTGtQ)

342 Hershey's? Just regular cocoa powder?
Posted by: Just Lily

Dark unsweetened.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 03:46 PM (pr6zm)

343 307 "You're not learning that if an LLM is doing it for you."

You don't need an LLM; a JD is fine....

Yeah, AI for law sucks. I recently asked it a pertinent question and it gave me the answer that I'm in the process of getting declared wrong. We'll see.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2024 03:43 PM (KAi1n)

I used LLM to mean both Large Language Model and a Master of Law in two different (i think?) comments.

I confused even myself there.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 03:46 PM (Evo1G)

344 Salvator is a bock that was brewed by monks for "nutrition". Nice beer.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 03:46 PM (ksjMr)

345 As I kid I formed the opinion that anything that ends in loaf was gross.

Posted by: AlaBAMA


???

Posted by: Pimento at November 05, 2024 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

346 332 IPA's to me are like eating a Christmas tree while smoking a menthol cigarette.
----------------
Snort. Kool.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 03:46 PM (AdHga)

347 I had a friend in Texas who's wife was Aussie. Her accent was about 50/50 DFW/Brisbane.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 05, 2024 03:44 PM (y9nCu)


I have a friend like that. She doesn't have her aussie accent anymore.

Oh, and she's a greedy, selfish c*nt that has pissed off just about everyone around her because she's such a bitch. They divorced years ago after he found another man's underwear in the laundry.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

348 Lampposts are recyclable.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle. In that order of preference.
When the meat rots and drops you can reuse the lampposts.
Indefinitely.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 05, 2024 03:46 PM (/lPRQ)

349 You know, I'm gonna say you *should* look up where to vote, even if you know. Maybe they moved it and you missed the memo. Maybe they split your district or precinct up differently than from other years. It doesn't ever hurt to look something up.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2024 03:44 PM (DDGz9)
++++
I do every election. And I don't search for "local polling places" or "polling places in my city." I just *assume* that I'm being lied to.

I go to my county's website (I do search for that - I can never remember the URL) and then navigate to the Elections Commission and go to the list of polling places.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 03:47 PM (HnUIn)

350 We're having baked cod for supper tonight, looks like.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 03:47 PM (v6JzV)

351 Scoutt @Jamikv27
This is my town in New Hampshire. Been voting here for 15 years never had to wait in line. New Hampshire is going to go Trump.

Chris Maidment @ChrisMaidmentNH
📍Londonderry, NH
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 03:37 PM (hovnC)


Let me first say that I don't believe this. New Hampshire's gone blue too long for me to think this will happen unless it's a national landslide for Trump. However, it would be pretty funny if the Democrats threw all their efforts into holding states like PA, and then suddenly got rolled by little NH.

Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 03:47 PM (EynyL)

352 I would try beef bacon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 05, 2024 03:47 PM (mfUOU)

353 The rage right now seems to be sour beers, and breweries around me are doing some *weird* sour beers.

Lots of stuff with lactate added so that they're "milkshake" flavored but they've got the color and thickness of Pepto-Bismol.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 03:47 PM (B9Prs)

354 I long ago grew tired of, "we have 300 beers on draft, and 250 of them are IPAs." I've never liked IPAs, and they crowded out virtually everything else. When a bar has a porter, I take note and remember it so I can go back.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 03:45 PM (HnUIn)

Yeah, a great porter or stout is always a good find.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 03:47 PM (Evo1G)

355 If you have a membership, Costco. The thick-cut bacon that comes as a pair of vacuum-packed packages. It isn't particularly cheap, but it's an excellent product with very consistent quality.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 03:43 PM (HnUIn)

Will try. Thanks everyone else. Bacon is very important to me.

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 03:47 PM (ksjMr)

356 349 I go to my county's website (I do search for that - I can never remember the URL) and then navigate to the Elections Commission and go to the list of polling places.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 03:47 PM (HnUIn)

====

In both SC and NC, you can look up your individual voter record and find your assigned voting location for both early voting and election day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

357 we have some reasons to be hopeful, but lara trump replacing ronna mcromney daniels is definitely one.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at November 05, 2024 03:48 PM (CWTWj)

358 242 - It didn't work, though. That ugly is ugly down to the bone.

Posted by: vivi at November 05, 2024 03:48 PM (Egz6Y)

359 Election Evening Checklist
House clean - check
Last Bills paid - check
Fireplace ready to light - check
Hamburger casserole full of cheese goodness and chilis ready to cook - Check
Beer cooling in refrigerator - check
Irish whiskey in the cabinet - check
Miscellaneous snacks waiting for deployment - Check

And with that I am ready for Brett Baier to declare the election has been won by Kamala at 8:01 pm ET

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 05, 2024 03:48 PM (tPMOE)

360 Rock @TheCensoredRock 8h
After I signed in to vote the lady flipped the tablet around. This is getting out of hand.

https://tinyurl.com/423hyy9b

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 03:48 PM (hovnC)

361 315 It has gotten very difficult to find decent bacon. Any recommendations? None of this floofy cotton candy flavored shit I just want regular bacon.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 03:29 PM (ksjMr)
++++
If you have a membership, Costco. The thick-cut bacon that comes as a pair of vacuum-packed packages. It isn't particularly cheap, but it's an excellent product with very consistent quality.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 03:43

This is known.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 03:48 PM (CTJrU)

362 The rage right now seems to be sour beers, and breweries around me are doing some *weird* sour beers.

Lots of stuff with lactate added so that they're "milkshake" flavored but they've got the color and thickness of Pepto-Bismol.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 03:47 PM (B9Prs)
++++
And shandies appear to be making a big surge. I have no idea why.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 03:48 PM (HnUIn)

363 Isn't Bette Midler that fat toad on the View?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 05, 2024 03:48 PM (1FWWQ)

364 256 Dark cocoa powder and a shake or two of fish sauce.

garum makes everything better

Posted by: marcus antonius at November 05, 2024 03:48 PM (sGtp+)

365 Anti Israel protestor evidently meant to set himself on fire inside the US Capitol building. He reeked of fuel and was carrying a blow torch.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 03:48 PM (Da7Vv)

366 As I kid I formed the opinion that anything that ends in loaf was gross.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 03:44 PM (RUMEY)

---------------

+1

And why fruitcake should be called fruitcakeloaf.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 03:48 PM (SZvLe)

367 A gas leak has forced the closure of Precinct 1 in Northville, Michigan, one of only two voting locations in the city.

Gas leak voter suppression is now the bomb.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 05, 2024 03:48 PM (/U5Yz)

368 > Find a meat market or butcher shop in your area. They're everywhere but rarely have big neon signs.

The butcher shops near me are 50% more expensive for 5% higher quality.

I like Hempler's uncured zero sugar bacon.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 05, 2024 03:48 PM (Odg76)

369 New E Day votes - Morris County, NJ

🔴 Republicans - 40k
🔵 Democrats - 24k
🟡 Other - 29k

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 03:48 PM (wGun1)

370 Yeah, a great porter or stout is always a good find.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 03:47 PM (Evo1G)
++++
I'd be happy with *any* porter. Almost no bars have it. I have found a local bar that does.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 03:49 PM (HnUIn)

371 Sierra Nevada makes a very good porter.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 03:49 PM (pr6zm)

372 Beef bacon???

Smoked brisket.

Posted by: Archer at November 05, 2024 03:49 PM (IDphi)

373
And with that I am ready for Brett Baier to declare the election has been won by Kamala at 8:01 pm ET
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 05, 2024 03:48 PM (tPMOE)

I get distracted by his giant noggin. It's huge.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 03:49 PM (CTJrU)

374 361 Rock @TheCensoredRock 8h
After I signed in to vote the lady flipped the tablet around. This is getting out of hand.

https://tinyurl.com/423hyy9b
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 03:48 PM (hovnC)

Heh

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 03:49 PM (RUMEY)

375 And with that I am ready for Brett Baier to declare the election has been won by Kamala at 8:01 pm ET
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 05, 2024 03:48 PM (tPMOE)

So far it looks like he can't call AZ for kamala...But you never know

Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 03:49 PM (IyPmt)

376 355 Will try. Thanks everyone else. Bacon is very important to me.

well, it *is* the spice of life

Posted by: kamala at November 05, 2024 03:49 PM (sGtp+)

377 Isn't Bette Midler that fat toad on the View?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 05, 2024 03:48 PM (1FWWQ)

--------------

You're gonna have to be A LOT MORE specific ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 03:50 PM (SZvLe)

378 I would try beef bacon.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Beef bacon, aka, brisket.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 03:50 PM (HP9W/)

379 >>> Isn't Bette Midler that fat toad on the View?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 05, 2024 03:48 PM (1FWWQ)

=====
You’re going to need to narrow that down a bit.

Posted by: Turn 2 at November 05, 2024 03:50 PM (JfxgE)

380 111
Off toilet clogging fatass sock.

Merrick Garland gets the first no-knock SWAT team raid or I’m taking my vote back.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 05, 2024 03:50 PM (igVus)

381 370 New E Day votes - Morris County, NJ

🔴 Republicans - 40k
🔵 Democrats - 24k
🟡 Other - 29k
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 03:48 PM (wGun1)

========

Listen, the only way to interpret this is that Democrats are so embarrassed by their choices that they're not showing up, but registered Independents are so enthused by their choice of Kamala that they're making up for it.

There is literally no other interpretation of this!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 03:50 PM (GBKbO)

382 I used LLM to mean both Large Language Model and a Master of Law in two different (i think?) comments.

I confused even myself there.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Yeah, I was confused by that, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 03:50 PM (v6JzV)

383 Beamish > Guiness

Don't fight me you'll lose.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2024 03:50 PM (DDGz9)

384 168 126 ""BREAKING: Google shows a ‘Where to Vote’ section with a map for Kamala Harris, but not for Donald Trump.""

You can't despise these people enough.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 03:25 PM (QGaXH)

How many people use that search term?

I get what's happening here but I also don't think it's a huge deal in terms of it swinging anything. If you're searching for your polling place, you'll find it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 03:29 PM (KbCG3)


I'm more disgusted by the blatant lack of respect it shows for our system and way of doing things.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 03:50 PM (QGaXH)

385 Am I misremembering, or did bacon orginally start out as the cuttings from ham as they removed the outer layers of fat?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 05, 2024 03:46 PM (lTGtQ)

Totally different part of the cow.

*snickers*

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 05, 2024 03:50 PM (g8Ew8)

386 336 Currently 0 voting centers in Dekalb county with a wait time greater than 5 minutes.

And yes, I'm nervous as hell too.

2020 PTSD is a real thing.

Posted by: Dave in Fla

====

I'm assuming Dekalb is huge Dem territory?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 05, 2024 03:50 PM (Edx9u)

387 I'd be happy with *any* porter. Almost no bars have it. I have found a local bar that does.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 03:49 PM (HnUIn)

I don't think any of my local bars have a porter on draft. But some of the breweries I occasionally go to do.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 03:50 PM (Evo1G)

388 364 Isn't Bette Midler that fat toad on the View?
Posted by: Truck Monkey
You're thinking of Joy Behar.
I get those two sour hags confused all the time.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 05, 2024 03:50 PM (/U5Yz)

389
Oh, and she's a greedy, selfish c*nt that has pissed off just about everyone around her because she's such a bitch. They divorced years ago after he found another man's underwear in the laundry.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Hey!
These are not my skidmarks!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 05, 2024 03:50 PM (/lPRQ)

390 It has gotten very difficult to find decent bacon. Any recommendations? None of this floofy cotton candy flavored shit I just want regular bacon.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 03:29 PM (ksjMr)
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Agree w/garrett: Daily's is great! I prefer thick-cut, but they have regular too. Also: peppered, maple.

Avoid "Cloverland"-- bought on sale one time-- tasted like pure salt, no smoke, just... ugh.

Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2024 03:50 PM (njWTi)

391 “A child gets the same courteous treatment at our store as a grown person. You can safely send your child to us for any little article you may need in a hurry.”—The Pioneer Store, Mork-Ronning Company, Columbus, North Dakota (from a 1916 cookbook I’m scanning)

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 05, 2024 03:50 PM (EXyHK)

392 387 I'm assuming Dekalb is huge Dem territory?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 05, 2024 03:50 PM (Edx9u)

========

Yeah. It's a good chunk of Atlanta, the most Democrat part.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 03:50 PM (GBKbO)

393 Isn't Bette Midler that fat toad on the View?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 05, 2024 03:48 PM (1FWWQ)

What did a toad do to you to deserve such a comparison?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 05, 2024 03:51 PM (VNX3d)

394 371 Yeah, a great porter or stout is always a good find.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 03:47 PM (Evo1G)
++++
I'd be happy with *any* porter. Almost no bars have it. I have found a local bar that does.
-------------
Yuengling used to market their Porter in Safeway. Good stuff and not ridiculously priced.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 03:51 PM (AdHga)

395 unsweetened.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 03:46 PM (pr6zm)

Thank you, kindly, ma'am.

😀

Posted by: Just Lily at November 05, 2024 03:51 PM (TV8J3)

396 Samuel Smith's Taddy Porter is a good Porter.

Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 03:51 PM (z/jjr)

397 315 It has gotten very difficult to find decent bacon. Any recommendations? None of this floofy cotton candy flavored shit I just want regular bacon.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 03:29 PM (ksjMr)

ALDI pepper bacon 24 oz $6.89 you're welcome

Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 03:51 PM (xhfG9)

398 Laura Ingraham is reporting that Google has now admitted there is a "problem" with the Harris/Trump searches. But don't worry, they said they will fix it. Eventually. Tomorrow. Whatever.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 03:51 PM (LkLld)

399 336 Currently 0 voting centers in Dekalb county with a wait time greater than 5 minutes.

And yes, I'm nervous as hell too.

2020 PTSD is a real thing.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
-----
Surge will occur about 4-6 pm but that is also peak time for I 285 gridlock and traffic.

Univ of Florida Election Lab (and NBC news of all places) have up to date EV and absentee ballot information.

MIT Election Lab has precinct level voting datasets now for several past elections of the US House. Complete state level and presidential level going back to the 70's and county level data for US senators.

Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 03:51 PM (ctrM5)

400 382 370 New E Day votes - Morris County, NJ

🔴 Republicans - 40k
🔵 Democrats - 24k
🟡 Other - 29k
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 03:48 PM (wGun1)

========

Listen, the only way to interpret this is that Democrats are so embarrassed by their choices that they're not showing up, but registered Independents are so enthused by their choice of Kamala that they're making up for it.

There is literally no other interpretation of this!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 03:50 PM (GBKbO)

Because Kamala is so impressive!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 03:51 PM (KbCG3)

401 I'm sure it's already been said by many, break up Google and the parent company Alphabet. Anti-trust measure must be applied to companies that break public trust.

Posted by: Decaf at November 05, 2024 03:51 PM (unUNN)

402 This bikini brunette trusts the guy at the club who boasts about how he is a "very successful entrepreneur with a pied-a-terre in Venice" far, far more than she trusts any major tech or media company:
http://tiny.cc/tqstzz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 03:51 PM (HnUIn)

403 But what’s with all the goats? Well, bock was first brewed in the 14th century by German brewers in the town of Einbeck. By the 17th century, Munich brewers had adopted this style but due to their thick Bavarian accents, citizens of Munich pronounced “Einbeck” as “ein Bock,” which means billy goat. And to this day, a goat often appears on the label, as a visual pun.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 05, 2024

***
I dimly recall that the local Jax Beer offered a "bock beer" for a while in the early Sixties, with a goat or ram's head on the label. My father brought some home from time to time. Their brewery was within four blocks of where we lived, so a walk in the evening along that street provided some rich aromas.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 03:51 PM (J2vNu)

404 Yeah, I was confused by that, too.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 03:50 PM (v6JzV)

Yeah, my bad. Acronyms are always a bitch.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 03:51 PM (Evo1G)

405 353 The rage right now seems to be sour beers, and breweries around me are doing some *weird* sour beers.

Lots of stuff with lactate added so that they're "milkshake" flavored but they've got the color and thickness of Pepto-Bismol.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 03:47 PM (B9Prs)

That sounds nasty. I don't like the fancy IPA beers.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 03:51 PM (CTJrU)

406 alexthechcik Googled too:

alexandriabrown @alexthechick 1h
My results.

https://tinyurl.com/aap6bw5d
not good

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 03:51 PM (hovnC)

407 Bette Middler has Wind Beneath Her Arm Wings

Posted by: wth at November 05, 2024 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

408 382 370 New E Day votes - Morris County, NJ

🔴 Republicans - 40k
🔵 Democrats - 24k
🟡 Other - 29k
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 03:48 PM (wGun1)

========

Listen, the only way to interpret this is that Democrats are so embarrassed by their choices that they're not showing up, but registered Independents are so enthused by their choice of Kamala that they're making up for it.

There is literally no other interpretation of this!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 03:50 PM (GBKbO)

I was thinking NJ Jews have flipped...this was my thinking on why NJ could be a shock state...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 03:52 PM (exHjb)

409 All of these shenanigans by Google should count as campaign donations.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 03:52 PM (RUMEY)

410 366.

I'd follow him outside and offer him my Zippo in the spirit of brotherhood.

Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 03:52 PM (mi9tT)

411 I’ve read that Bette Midler is close friends with. . .

Ghislane Maxwell.

Maybe for her, and the rest of the Epstein and Diddy party sets, their comfy lives WILL be over should Trump win.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 03:52 PM (Hkcdp)

412 Redridinghood, some Rush optimism for you:

"Keep demonstrating to the left MAGA is going nowhere"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS0DxMdoUKo

CPAC 2009, the left hasn't changed:
https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4946787/
user-clip-rush-limbaugh-cpac-2009-optimism-confidence-guilt

Inspirational stuff:
https://officialrushlimbaugh.com/
rushs-stack-of-inspirational-stuff/

Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 03:52 PM (QAK8m)

413 Also. I drink about 2/3 of a Beer every year.

So. My opinion is not an expert opinion.

Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 03:52 PM (z/jjr)

414 forWAR'd:ctHARRIS' inFamous Last Words.
https://tinyurl.com/ctHARRIS-FamousLastWords

What PRICE their Vision?

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at November 05, 2024 03:52 PM (hFoNG)

415 Listen, the only way to interpret this is that Democrats are so embarrassed by their choices that they're not showing up, but registered Independents are so enthused by their choice of Kamala that they're making up for it.

There is literally no other interpretation of this!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 03:50 PM (GBKbO)


It's actually funnier than that. It's more like:

Democrats are so embarrassed by their party's nominee that they're sitting out. And Independents are so enthused about someone else's party's nominee that they're voting in record numbers more than the party itself!

Makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 03:53 PM (wGun1)

416 399 Laura Ingraham is reporting that Google has now admitted there is a "problem" with the Harris/Trump searches. But don't worry, they said they will fix it. Eventually. Tomorrow. Whatever.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 03:51 PM (LkLld)

At least they're aware of it. It's the thought that counts.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 03:53 PM (Evo1G)

417 Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 03:47 PM (EynyL)

NH was notorious for same day register/voting in the past. Bus loads of Massholes would come up over the border and participate in NH elections. They've since remedied this by invoking new election laws that DON'T go into effect until after this election. BUT, the democrats are challenging them in court at present and the basis of their argument is that the new law structure is not necessary.

So, even though the laws are not yet in effect, they have to behave or they sink their own law suit by having proof come to life of why the laws were changed. AND, I can assure you that each and every precinct is being evaluated with a fine toothed comb today...especially in Nashua (which sits near the southern border of the state).

Posted by: Orson at November 05, 2024 03:53 PM (dIske)

418 Sierra Nevada makes a very good porter.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Black Butte Porter Anniversary Edition is by far my favorite. Typically you can find it the 22 oz bottles and it is solid. But if you can find it on tap it is divine.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 05, 2024 03:53 PM (tPMOE)

419 The Wifey's meatloaf recipe includes chopped spinach, chopped mushrooms and crumbled bleu cheese.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 05, 2024 03:53 PM (ei3Pb)

420 This bikini brunette trusts the guy at the club who boasts about how he is a "very successful entrepreneur with a pied-a-terre in Venice" far, far more than she trusts any major tech or media company:
http://tiny.cc/tqstzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024

***
Unfortunately his pied-a-terre is in either Venice, CA, or Venice, LA, and his enterprise is harvesting ocean fish or crawfish depending on which one it is.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 03:53 PM (J2vNu)

421 387 I'm assuming Dekalb is huge Dem territory?
Posted by: 2009Refugee

DeKalb is bifurcated, the southern part is heavily black and relatively poorer than the northern half. The northern half is party central for AWFLs and centered around Emory, Oglethorpe, and CDC campuses with a lot of government/education workers.

Fulton, by comparison, due to the northern part of it (former Milton County) is actually a bit more Republican I think.

Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 03:53 PM (ctrM5)

422 Listen, the only way to interpret this is that Democrats are so embarrassed by their choices that they're not showing up, but registered Independents are so enthused by their choice of Kamala that they're making up for it.

There is literally no other interpretation of this!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 03:50 PM (GBKbO)



Calling it that around.... 7 pm EST the talking heads on CNN et al are going to start talking about how Kamala's messaging about "joy" was too positive and that she made her base complacent.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 03:53 PM (B9Prs)

423 How many people use that search term?

I get what's happening here but I also don't think it's a huge deal in terms of it swinging anything. If you're searching for your polling place, you'll find it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 03:29 PM (KbCG3)
++++
Not many. This almost certainly *is* a corner-case issue. But it means one of two things, because automatic logic in the search engine should round off the statement to "where do I vote" regardless of the inclusion of a specific candidate's name. It means either:
1. Google wrote in special handling to drive up returns for Harris
2. Google wrote in special handling to drive down returns for Trump

However you slice it, Google is a malicious operator.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 03:54 PM (HnUIn)

424 The Google answer that it was beause there is a Harris (and Vance) County seems bogus.

The maps are clearly labeled as having been provided/promoted by groups.

I mean, Google is evil, but in this case their side paid for that feature.

Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 03:54 PM (xhfG9)

425 >>This bikini brunette trusts the guy at the club who boasts about how he is a "very successful entrepreneur with a pied-a-terre in Venice" far, far more than she trusts any major tech or media company:
http://tiny.cc/tqstzz


Damn.

Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 03:54 PM (z/jjr)

426 I'm gonna go treat myself to a Costco hotdog and wander around getting free samples...

Check back in laters with the HQ.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 03:54 PM (QGaXH)

427 I was thinking NJ Jews have flipped...this was my thinking on why NJ could be a shock state...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 03:52 PM (exHjb)

There are a lot of orthodox jews in NJ. Anecdotally, they seem to be very much on the trump train.

But no, I don't think NJ will flip.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 03:54 PM (Evo1G)

428 A gas leak has forced the closure of Precinct 1 in Northville, Michigan, one of only two voting locations in the city.

Gas leak voter suppression is now the bomb.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 05, 2024 03:48 PM (/U5Yz)

I guess the state of Georgia will have to discontinue it's count until that leak is fixed.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 05, 2024 03:54 PM (g8Ew8)

429 I think I am going to do coconut curry chicken. But J’s daughter is with us and she has been picky lately. She has also decided she has ADHD. I am trying to stay in my own lane, but I am worried it’s more about not eating than anything else and she is small to start with.

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 03:54 PM (p4NUW)

430 Isn't Bette Midler that fat toad on the View?
Posted by: Truck Monkey
-------
You’re going to need to narrow that down a bit.
Posted by: Turn 2
======
The white one.

Oh.

Never mind.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 03:54 PM (hovnC)

431 > Bette Middler has Wind Beneath Her Arm Wings

If the wind's above 5mph, Midler has to wear long sleeves and pants or it sounds like a slap fight.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 05, 2024 03:55 PM (Odg76)

432 Unfortunately his pied-a-terre is in either Venice, CA, or Venice, LA, and his enterprise is harvesting ocean fish or crawfish depending on which one it is.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 03:53 PM (J2vNu)
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Then she'd be a fool to turn him down without consideration. Dude's probably doing decently well.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 03:55 PM (HnUIn)

433 416 It's actually funnier than that. It's more like:

Democrats are so embarrassed by their party's nominee that they're sitting out. And Independents are so enthused about someone else's party's nominee that they're voting in record numbers more than the party itself!

Makes perfect sense.
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 03:53 PM (wGun1)

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It's impossible that they could be enthused by the other party, though. Even though Republicans are turning out in greater numbers, it's impossible that independents who align with Republicans are also turning out.

No, the best case scenario for Republicans with Registered Indies is never better than 50/50, but more than likely, it's 90-10 in favor of Democrats because obviously!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 03:55 PM (GBKbO)

434 You know who else liked a good Porter...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 05, 2024 03:55 PM (1FWWQ)

435 351
Let me first say that I don't believe this. New Hampshire's gone blue too long for me to think this will happen unless it's a national landslide for Trump. However, it would be pretty funny if the Democrats threw all their efforts into holding states like PA, and then suddenly got rolled by little NH.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 05, 2024 03:47 PM (EynyL)

The turnout is there. Ayotte is up noticeably. NH isn't a slam dunk for the Dems, I think it is going to be very close. Sununu (outgoing Rep Gov) and Ayotte aren't Trump fans. But Ayotte would be a continuation of Sununu which is about as good as a republican can get in New England. NH took away the voter's ability to vote straight ticket so we'll see interesting results.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 03:55 PM (N39Ws)

436 426 >>This bikini brunette trusts the guy at the club who boasts about how he is a "very successful entrepreneur with a pied-a-terre in Venice" far, far more than she trusts any major tech or media company:
http://tiny.cc/tqstzz


Damn.

Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 03:54 PM (z/jjr)

She looks like an AI version of a younger Jennifer Lawrence

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 03:55 PM (RUMEY)

437 Calling it that around.... 7 pm EST the talking heads on CNN et al are going to start talking about how Kamala's messaging about "joy" was too positive and that she made her base complacent.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 03:53 PM (B9Prs)

The only thing they'll have learned is that they were right all along: America is racist and sexist beyond saving.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 03:55 PM (KbCG3)

438 412 I’ve read that Bette Midler is close friends with. . .

Ghislane Maxwell.

Maybe for her, and the rest of the Epstein and Diddy party sets, their comfy lives WILL be over should Trump win.
Posted by: Lizzy
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So is Lauren Jobs, widow of Mr. Steve Jobs, and owner of the Atlantic Magazine. Picture of Lauren and Ghislaine chilling together in bikinis probably talking about pedo stuff and networking.

Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 03:55 PM (ctrM5)

439 Yuengling used to market their Porter in Safeway. Good stuff and not ridiculously priced.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 03:51 PM (AdHga)
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It is good. I like it. Their pre-mixed black-and-tan is good, too, but I've never seen it south or west of Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 03:55 PM (HnUIn)

440 422 Fulton, by comparison, due to the northern part of it (former Milton County) is actually a bit more Republican I think.
Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 03:53 PM (ctrM5)

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From what I've heard and picked up, Fulton whites are very Republican, but the overall county is split because blacks are almost all Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 03:56 PM (GBKbO)

441 Bette Middler has Wind Beneath Her Arm Wings

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Technically they are more curtain than they are wing...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 05, 2024 03:56 PM (1FWWQ)

442 402 I'm sure it's already been said by many, break up Google and the parent company Alphabet. Anti-trust measure must be applied to companies that break public trust.
Posted by: Decaf at November 05, 2024 03:51 PM (unUNN)

They don't need to do anything. Just existing as they are is a threat. The FCC used to limit ownership of TV stations to 40% of a given market. Google controls 85-95% of search depending on whose numbers you use. I don't just mean splitting YouTube from the search/advertising business, I mean five or six search engines that start with whatever code Google uses and then compete.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 05, 2024 03:56 PM (pIfcn)

443 Costco bacon is surprisingly good, as well. One of the few items I don't mind buying in bulk.

Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2024 03:56 PM (njWTi)

444 AZ Update: PIMA county.

Total: 79,829
Dem: 19,070
GOP: 31,416
Other: 29,406

Biden won Pima 58.6%-39.6% in 2020

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 03:56 PM (i7Q7S)

445 430 I think I am going to do coconut curry chicken. But J’s daughter is with us and she has been picky lately. She has also decided she has ADHD. I am trying to stay in my own lane, but I am worried it’s more about not eating than anything else and she is small to start with.
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 03:54 PM (p4NUW)

I have thick ribeyes and asparagus for dinner.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 03:56 PM (CTJrU)

446 Yuengling does a bock occasionally, whenever the hell they feel like it, and it's pretty damn drinkable.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2024 03:56 PM (DDGz9)

447 As I kid I formed the opinion that anything that ends in loaf was gross.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

"Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf. I HATE meatloaf."

Posted by: Randy from A Christmas Story at November 05, 2024 03:56 PM (QAK8m)

448 This bikini brunette trusts the guy at the club who boasts about how he is a "very successful entrepreneur with a pied-a-terre in Venice" far, far more than she trusts any major tech or media company:
http://tiny.cc/tqstzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 03:51 PM (HnUIn)


Hmmmm....
No tan lines.
Veeerrryyyy interesting!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 03:56 PM (W/lyH)

449 If you say porter for the luggage guys at the airport apparently that's racist now.

Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 03:57 PM (xhfG9)

450 "U.S. Capitol Police on Tuesday arrested a man at the visitors center who smelled like fuel and was carrying a torch and a flare gun" - Reuters

Posted by: Maj. Healey at November 05, 2024 03:57 PM (/U5Yz)

451
Yeah. It's a good chunk of Atlanta, the most Democrat part.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 03:50 PM (GBKbO)

Probably waiting till they get off work to vote?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 03:57 PM (EmT/E)

452 I guess the state of Georgia will have to discontinue it's count until that leak is fixed.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons

Not to mention 6 other states out of solidarity.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 05, 2024 03:57 PM (ei3Pb)

453 Dark cocoa powder and a shake or two of fish sauce.

garum makes everything better
Posted by: marcus antonius

There is a run on bagoong and banana catsup.
FDA banned import for some reason.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 05, 2024 03:57 PM (/lPRQ)

454 When do the returns start?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 03:57 PM (RUMEY)

455 I was thinking NJ Jews have flipped...this was my thinking on why NJ could be a shock state...
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Like Jesus flipping over tables??
https://tinyurl.com/yrrbubaf

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 03:57 PM (hovnC)

456 423 Calling it that around.... 7 pm EST the talking heads on CNN et al are going to start talking about how Kamala's messaging about "joy" was too positive and that she made her base complacent.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 03:53 PM (B9Prs)

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"Joe Biden was the subject of a media hit mob led by Fox News that created a bad environment for all Democrats. Biden understood his limitations personally, decided to step aside and give the shot to the best person to make it up, but Kamala's bad luck was just too great. The media simply allowed Trump too much free air time so that Kamala couldn't get her positive message out. The only thing that can happen now is for Trump to push a message of unity and replace Vance with Kamala as his Vice President."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 03:57 PM (GBKbO)

457 It has gotten very difficult to find decent bacon. Any recommendations? None of this floofy cotton candy flavored shit I just want regular bacon.
Posted by: ...

We make our own, cause wife can't have the chemical they use to accelerate cure in store bought.
Uboob "measured dry cure".

Posted by: MkY at November 05, 2024 03:57 PM (+Pp+Q)

458 On Tuesday, searches on Google for "Where can I vote for Harris?" display a "Where to vote" map that lets uses enter their street address to find their polling location. However, a Google search for "Where can I vote for Trump?" does not show a similar map.

Watch and see that both VIP & Democracy Works is/are the responders when it comes to voting for Harris.

One and the same, VIP is the Voting Information Project l Democracy Works. In part, Voting Information Program "The #1 way voters find accurate, up-to-date voting information online.

Since 2008, the Voting Information Project (VIP) has partnered with election officials and harnessed the power of the internet to ensure voters receive their crucial polling place and ballot information. In 2020 alone, voters viewed VIP and other Democracy Works data 500 million times."

Then: The Problem; The Solution, This is How VIP Works.

Democracy Works, 20 Jay Street, Suite 410, Brooklyn NY 11201. A nonpartisan nonprofit organization that works with election officials, tech platforms like Google and TikTok, nonprofit groups like AARP and DoSomething, academic institutions like Princeton University and University of Florida, ... (more)

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at November 05, 2024 03:57 PM (NFX2v)

459 It's impossible that they could be enthused by the other party, though. Even though Republicans are turning out in greater numbers, it's impossible that independents who align with Republicans are also turning out.

No, the best case scenario for Republicans with Registered Indies is never better than 50/50, but more than likely, it's 90-10 in favor of Democrats because obviously!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Doesn't really pass the smell test unless this election totally contradicts every election we have had since party registration was instituted.

Ockham's razor cuts the balls off of that theory.

Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 03:57 PM (ctrM5)

460 Rock @TheCensoredRock 8h
After I signed in to vote the lady flipped the tablet around. This is getting out of hand.

https://tinyurl.com/423hyy9b
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 03:48 PM (hovnC)

Heh
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 03:49 PM (RUMEY)

---------------

Funny.

Recently lost my platinum wedding band after 20 years (still shocked I managed to keep it so long).

Replacement cost $2500 (originally $500 when purchased in 2004) -- and the jeweler's POS machine also prompted me for a tip when paying with my credit card.

I generally always leave a tip -- but couldn't bring myself to do so, and made sure that the sales clerk was going to get a decent commission anyway.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 03:57 PM (SZvLe)

461 OT but I just had the best steak I've eaten in years

what'd y'all have

Posted by: Don Black- penny for the guy! at November 05, 2024 03:58 PM (/7KEl)

462 Kamala pretends to be talking on the phone, then turns her phone screen to the crowd. She's on the camera app.

http://tiny.cc/jrstzz

Posted by: bonhomme at November 05, 2024 03:58 PM (Odg76)

463 Listen, the only way to interpret this is that Democrats are so embarrassed by their choices that they're not showing up, but registered Independents are so enthused by their choice of Kamala that they're making up for it.

There is literally no other interpretation of this!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 03:50 PM (GBKbO)
__

I'm an independent NJ voter who is a male feminist. My key issues this election are protecting our democracy, abortion rights, and keeping convicted felons with 34 indictments out of federal office. And also preserving the right to gender affirming care. It was a difficult decision, but I've been very impressed with Vice President Harris and she will earn my vote as soon as I can Google where to vote for her.

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 05, 2024 03:58 PM (XfoBK)

464 Forget meatloaf. Bring on the pudding cups.

Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 03:58 PM (ju3ex)

465 I’ve read that Bette Midler is close friends with. . .

Ghislane Maxwell.

Maybe for her, and the rest of the Epstein and Diddy party sets, their comfy lives WILL be over should Trump win.
Posted by: Lizzy


Peanut the squirrel was investigated more than ANYONE on Epstein's client list.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 03:58 PM (HP9W/)

466 445 AZ Update: PIMA county.

Total: 79,829
Dem: 19,070
GOP: 31,416
Other: 29,406

Biden won Pima 58.6%-39.6% in 2020
Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 03:56 PM (i7Q7S)

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Another instance of Registered Independents being more excited about Kamala than registered Democrats!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

467 It is good. I like it. Their pre-mixed black-and-tan is good, too, but I've never seen it south or west of Pennsylvania.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 03:55 PM (HnUIn)

Ever take the tour? Pottsville, PA. Tucked into the side of a hill. Depressing town...good beer (which may or may not be related)

Posted by: Orson at November 05, 2024 03:58 PM (dIske)

468 Breaking: Hospital.ERs preparing for Draino poisoning outbreak nationwide.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at November 05, 2024 03:58 PM (C1Mnz)

469 444 Costco bacon is surprisingly good, as well. One of the few items I don't mind buying in bulk.
Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2024 03:56 PM (njWTi)


Yes it is.. I buy the lower salt and last week it was 4.29 a pound

Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 03:58 PM (IyPmt)

470 A gas leak has forced the closure of Precinct 1 in Northville, Michigan, one of only two voting locations in the city.
......

I guess a burst water main might have been a tad obvious.

Posted by: wth at November 05, 2024 03:59 PM (v0R5T)

471 Ever take the tour? Pottsville, PA. Tucked into the side of a hill. Depressing town...good beer (which may or may not be related)
Posted by: Orson at November 05, 2024 03:58 PM (dIske)
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Nope, never been to Pottsville.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 03:59 PM (HnUIn)

472 >>> She looks like an AI version of a younger Jennifer Lawrence
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 03:55 PM (RUMEY)

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Credit to you for looking at her face.

Posted by: Turn 2 at November 05, 2024 03:59 PM (JfxgE)

473 Democracy Works, 20 Jay Street, Suite 410, Brooklyn NY 11201. A nonpartisan nonprofit organization that works with election officials, tech platforms like Google and TikTok, nonprofit groups like AARP and DoSomething, academic institutions like Princeton University and University of Florida, ... (more)
Posted by: L
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All non profits have to pay taxes and have the same fiduciary care toward money as stock companies do are some ways to stop some of this crap.

Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 03:59 PM (ctrM5)

474 455 When do the returns start?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 03:57 PM (RUMEY)

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7.

That should be GA, NH, and VA.

7:30 will be NC.

8 will be FL (because of the panhandle).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 03:59 PM (GBKbO)

475 Recently lost my platinum wedding band after 20 years (still shocked I managed to keep it so long).

Replacement cost $2500 (originally $500 when purchased in 2004) -- and the jeweler's POS machine also prompted me for a tip when paying with my credit card.

I generally always leave a tip -- but couldn't bring myself to do so, and made sure that the sales clerk was going to get a decent commission anyway.
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 03:57 PM (SZvLe)

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I would absolutely not tip at an effing jewelry shop. I thought the whole point of tips was because waitstaff make a lower minimum wage.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 03:59 PM (DRSnL)

476 Thanks TJM

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 03:59 PM (RUMEY)

477 Dare to dream of heads on pikes.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 05, 2024 03:59 PM (Z8Yh2)

478 I just had the best steak I've eaten in years

what'd y'all have
Posted by: Don Black- penny for the guy! at November 05, 2024 03:58 PM (/7KEl)


Home cooked or out on the town?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

479 460 Doesn't really pass the smell test unless this election totally contradicts every election we have had since party registration was instituted.

Ockham's razor cuts the balls off of that theory.
Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 03:57 PM (ctrM5)

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Jon Ralston says that the Reid Machine will make it happen in GA!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 03:59 PM (GBKbO)

480 >>Forget meatloaf. Bring on the pudding cups.

How can you have a pudding cup if you don't eat your meat?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 03:59 PM (LkLld)

481 The household pomeranian has a doorbell he rings when he needs to go out. My Paisley hears the doorbell and runs to the front door barking. The pomeranian responds to Paisley's barking with his own barking. Comedy act it is.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 05, 2024 04:00 PM (kTd/k)

482 465 Forget meatloaf. Bring on the pudding cups.
Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 03:58 PM (ju3ex)

Hey, hey, hey!
--Bill Cosby

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 04:00 PM (N39Ws)

483 Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 03:52 PM (QAK8m)
*******
Mega dittos, LizLem!

Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 04:00 PM (NpAcC)

484 430 I think I am going to do coconut curry chicken. But J’s daughter is with us and she has been picky lately. She has also decided she has ADHD. I am trying to stay in my own lane, but I am worried it’s more about not eating than anything else and she is small to start with.
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 03:54 PM (p4NUW)

Keep a chicken thigh or 2 separate and just toss in the oven at 350 with s&p for 30 minutes (depending on size - could be a few minutes more or less) - plain chicken is hard to turn one's nose up at...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 04:00 PM (exHjb)

485 They divorced years ago after he found another man's underwear in the laundry.
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Was it 'cause he didn't recognize the skid marks?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 04:00 PM (lN/pN)

486 The best Porter is served Cole.

Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 04:00 PM (z/jjr)

487 I'm an independent NJ voter who is a male feminist. My key issues this election are protecting our democracy, abortion rights,

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor


Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have three daughters and you want them to be able to get abortions because you're afraid they will be the town bicycles.

Step off dad and let someone else ride for awhile.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 04:00 PM (HP9W/)

488 OT but I just had the best steak I've eaten in years

what'd y'all have
Posted by: Don Black- penny for the guy! at November 05, 2024 03:58 PM (/7KEl)

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Lunch with the Big Bish.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 04:01 PM (DRSnL)

489 This bikini brunette trusts the guy at the club who boasts about how he is a "very successful entrepreneur with a pied-a-terre in Venice" far, far more than she trusts any major tech or media company:
http://tiny.cc/tqstzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024

***
Unfortunately his pied-a-terre is in either Venice, CA, or Venice, LA, and his enterprise is harvesting ocean fish or crawfish depending on which one it is.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 03:53 PM (J2vNu)

I didn't know there would be that type of information coming from a nice set of tits.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 05, 2024 04:01 PM (g8Ew8)

490 >"U.S. Capitol Police on Tuesday arrested a man at the visitors center who smelled like fuel and was carrying a torch and a flare gun" -
----

who thought about Deep Purple right away

Posted by: Don Black- penny for the guy! at November 05, 2024 04:01 PM (/7KEl)

491 ===
Was it 'cause he didn't recognize the skid marks?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 04:00 PM (lN/pN)


Not his brand.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

492 I've got beef slow cooking in the crock pot with potatoes and veg. Smelling good! Hubby has a late night tonight, so I figured a meal ready to eat whenever is perfect.

Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 04:01 PM (QAK8m)

493 Another instance of Registered Independents being more excited about Kamala than registered Democrats!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

This kind of makes sense. Dems rarely tout their political feelings. It doesn't shock me that they would hide their party affiliation...

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 04:01 PM (KbCG3)

494 Funny.

Recently lost my platinum wedding band after 20 years (still shocked I managed to keep it so long).

Replacement cost $2500 (originally $500 when purchased in 2004) -- and the jeweler's POS machine also prompted me for a tip when paying with my credit card.

I generally always leave a tip -- but couldn't bring myself to do so, and made sure that the sales clerk was going to get a decent commission anyway.
Posted by: ShainS
==========
Well, you could have smelted your own ring of power.

I understand lots of catalytic converters around you can be purchased cheap from your nearest imported gang members.

Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 04:01 PM (ctrM5)

495 It is good. I like it. Their pre-mixed black-and-tan is good, too, but I've never seen it south or west of Pennsylvania.


Found it here in Huntsville, AL at the Kroger !!!

Posted by: CuChulainn-Trump 2024 Because Fuck you again, thats why. at November 05, 2024 04:02 PM (S8cdb)

496 "Another instance of Registered Independents being more excited about Kamala than registered Democrats!"

=========

Yep. Same in NV, they will break for Harris 75/25!!!

Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 04:02 PM (i7Q7S)

497 A nonpartisan nonprofit organization

Did I call it or did I call it?

Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 04:02 PM (xhfG9)

498 483.

Gotta git in where you fit in.

Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 04:02 PM (ju3ex)

499 A friend who is a Dem election op just said to me “they’re waiting for votes that will never show up because there is now a question whether they existed in the first place. We know who most of the registered voters are. This isn’t just them not showing up.”

He says part of the issue is registered voter list maintenance is not being done. The other part is that independents they thought would vote Dem are not.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 04:02 PM (xKusi)

500 >Home cooked or out on the town?
---

here
mob style, in an iron skillet

Posted by: Don Black- penny for the guy! at November 05, 2024 04:03 PM (/7KEl)

501 what'd y'all have
Posted by: Don Black- penny for the guy! at November 05, 2024 03:58 PM (/7KEl)

Yocco's

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2024 04:03 PM (DDGz9)

502 I'm sorry, but if you ask Google any kind of voting question you need to be hit in the head with a ball peen hammer.

Everyone knows you need to ask AltaVista.

Pretty good day in the stock market, my first up day in about a week. Good sign?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 05, 2024 04:03 PM (YIxO9)

503 475 455 When do the returns start?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 03:57 PM (RUMEY)

======

7.

That should be GA, NH, and VA.

7:30 will be NC.

8 will be FL (because of the panhandle).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 03:59 PM (GBKbO)

If VA is called early (7:30pm or earlier), stick a fork in Trump - he's done.
If it sits and doesn't get a call, the better and better the night will be for Trump and the Rs. VA is almost an impossible state for Trump (b/c of the level of feds and the level of TDS), so if it's close, that bodes well for the other 49...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 04:03 PM (exHjb)

504 Back-Up Tambourine Player @UpTambourine 7h
Kamala must be so excited to get her first votes.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 04:03 PM (hovnC)

505 Nope, never been to Pottsville.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Too bad. Great strip clubs and bars in that town. And for an extra-special good time you can call Violet Bick.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 04:03 PM (v6JzV)

506 500 A friend who is a Dem election op just said to me “they’re waiting for votes that will never show up because there is now a question whether they existed in the first place. We know who most of the registered voters are. This isn’t just them not showing up.”

He says part of the issue is registered voter list maintenance is not being done. The other part is that independents they thought would vote Dem are not.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 04:02 PM (xKusi)

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Like how when FL cleared out 800,000 Democrats from its voter rolls and not one person complained about being removed illegally and then all of a sudden FL is beet red?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

507 Influence Watch also has a page on 'Non-profit
Democracy Works'

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at November 05, 2024 04:03 PM (NFX2v)

508
He says part of the issue is registered voter list maintenance is not being done. The other part is that independents they thought would vote Dem are not.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 04:02 PM (xKusi)

My entire family are registered Independents and we absolutely never vote Dem

Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 04:03 PM (IyPmt)

509 This kind of makes sense. Dems rarely tout their political feelings. It doesn't shock me that they would hide their party affiliation...
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 04:01 PM (KbCG3)
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Do we live on different planets? This is the opposite of my experience.

Or is there an implied sarc tag that I missed because I'm a dumbass?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 04:03 PM (HnUIn)

510 It is good. I like it. Their pre-mixed black-and-tan is good, too, but I've never seen it south or west of Pennsylvania.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 03:55 PM (HnUIn)

The black and tan is always available here in my corner of Maryland.
I brought 3 cases of it to the TX MoMe. It was well received!

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 04:03 PM (bFuzj)

511 >>> Mega dittos, LizLem!

Welcome, Red! Gotta help each other stay sane tonight.

It was lovely searching for those clips and hearing his voice again And his advice has not aged a day. It's like the left never changes.

Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 04:04 PM (QAK8m)

512 Tender Belly Bacon has been some of the best bacon Ive ever had

And it doesnt shrink into 1/10th its size either when you cook it

You will pay for the pleasure though

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at November 05, 2024 04:04 PM (M7vhK)

513 The best Porter is served Cole.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024

***
"I get no kick from champagne . . ."

(I think the original lyric was ". . . no kick from cocaine," but it got bowdlerized over the decades)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 04:04 PM (J2vNu)

514 Are MSM talking heads breaking down and crying yet? When that happens I'll relax. A little anyway.

Posted by: Ripley at November 05, 2024 04:04 PM (GUOwU)

515 490 This bikini brunette trusts the guy at the club who boasts about how he is a "very successful entrepreneur with a pied-a-terre in Venice" far, far more than she trusts any major tech or media company:
http://tiny.cc/tqstzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024

This may honestly imo be one of the best of the Mannix girls, especially topped off by her "girl next door" look. Except, those elbows could be used to open old-school tin cans. Hard pass.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 05, 2024 04:04 PM (lg881)

516 If VA calls at 7 that's going to be bad for Trump. If it calls later that is good for Trump.

Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 04:04 PM (xhfG9)

517 Keep a chicken thigh or 2 separate and just toss in the oven at 350 with s&p for 30 minutes (depending on size - could be a few minutes more or less) - plain chicken is hard to turn one's nose up at...
Posted by: Nova Local at November

Good thought. She could still eat the rice and veggies with it.

Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 04:04 PM (p4NUW)

518 The black and tan is always available here in my corner of Maryland.
I brought 3 cases of it to the TX MoMe. It was well received!
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 04:03 PM (bFuzj)


Finished my gifted 12er shortly after returning home.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

519 Too bad. Great strip clubs and bars in that town. And for an extra-special good time you can call Violet Bick.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 04:03 PM (v6JzV)
++++
Might be worth it for the bars. I don't get the point of strip clubs and don't like them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 04:04 PM (HnUIn)

520 A different friend that works in AZ politics is saying the Dems are getting slaughtered here, they just aren't showing up. They had no turnout model that would be this bad for Democrats.

Unless there's some surge in Dem voters in the next few hours, Republicans will win in a rout.

Posted by: Blago at November 05, 2024 04:04 PM (wMRY8)

521 Another instance of Registered Independents being more excited about Kamala than registered Democrats!
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Are we kinda seeing the results of "selected not elected?"

Yeah, it was polled once. And polled badly.

Seems odd they:
1) didn't early vote when they always crush early voting
2) aren't showing up on Election Day either

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 04:04 PM (lN/pN)

522 Looks like the steal in Pennsylvania is massive. Hundreds of machines not working. All in Republican counties of course.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 04:03 PM (xJl1+)


Do you have a link for that, Simple Caveman Lawyer?

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 05, 2024 04:04 PM (SfhV1)

523 >>mob style, in an iron skillet


Skillet Sear and Broiler finish is how I cook my steaks.

Nothing but a healthy rub with Kosher Salt and some Heat.

Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 04:04 PM (z/jjr)

524 518 If VA calls at 7 that's going to be bad for Trump. If it calls later that is good for Trump.
Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 04:04 PM (xhfG9)

If it calls for Trump, early or late, that is VERY good for Trump.

Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 04:05 PM (xhfG9)

525 This may honestly imo be one of the best of the Mannix girls, especially topped off by her "girl next door" look. Except, those elbows could be used to open old-school tin cans. Hard pass.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 05, 2024 04:04 PM (lg881)
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LOL.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 04:05 PM (HnUIn)

526 Talk about an organization you want running the country. Trump sponsored a listing since that story came out, at least in PA. Biazing fast turnaround!!

Posted by: SouthCentralPA at November 05, 2024 04:05 PM (muRIc)

527 I thought the whole point of tips was because waitstaff make a lower minimum wage.
Posted by: Jordan61
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That's what I thought, too.

I was paid $2.35/hour as a waitress-- less than "minimum wage" because of tips. (Farmers didn't tip well, or even at all sometimes)

Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2024 04:05 PM (njWTi)

528 The Wifey's meatloaf recipe includes… crumbled bleu cheese

Bleu cheese does sound good with meat loaf. I’ll bet it’s good on a meat loaf sandwich.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 05, 2024 04:05 PM (EXyHK)

529 The "flash to bang" of "conspiracy theorist to truth teller" is getting real short nowadays.

Posted by: Crazy at November 05, 2024 04:05 PM (1J84g)

530 523 Are we kinda seeing the results of "selected not elected?"

Yeah, it was polled once. And polled badly.

Seems odd they:
1) didn't early vote when they always crush early voting
2) aren't showing up on Election Day either
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 04:04 PM (lN/pN)

=======

I think we're seeing the results of a bad presidency followed by three major events designed to depress Democrat enthusiasm (the debate, the assassination attempt, and the switch)...

After 2020 was stolen with literally tens of millions of votes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 04:05 PM (GBKbO)

531 This kind of makes sense. Dems rarely tout their political feelings. It doesn't shock me that they would hide their party affiliation...
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
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Not really, people do it on the right as well so it really comes down to leaners. In party registration states, independents don't get to vote on local races in primaries which are important for folks especially in a red or blue dominated county (Pima is blue btw).

Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 04:05 PM (ctrM5)

532 >>(I think the original lyric was ". . . no kick from cocaine," but it got bowdlerized over the decades)


That man could write a song.

Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 04:06 PM (z/jjr)

533 Why would VA being called early for Harris be demise for Trump?

VA wasn't really a toss up in any map I've seen.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 04:06 PM (RUMEY)

534 They divorced years ago after he found another man's underwear in the laundry.
===
Was it 'cause he didn't recognize the skid marks?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 04:00 PM (lN/pN)

***

No... It's because they smelled different

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 05, 2024 04:06 PM (1FWWQ)

535 Baseball Cuck foul balls...

National Review @NRO 19h
Voting for Trump is morally intolerable. So is doing nothing to stop Harris.

Either way, I violate my conscience. | @baseballcrank

alexandriabrown @alexthechick 5h
It is utter moral vanity to a. place moral weight on the act of voting and II. to write a piece setting out the author's moral dilemma. Why? Because, necessarily, it contains moral condemnation of those who vote other than how the author does.
This is pure moral vanity.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 04:06 PM (hovnC)

536
I was paid $2.35/hour as a waitress-- less than "minimum wage" because of tips. (Farmers didn't tip well, or even at all sometimes)
Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2024 04:05 PM (njWTi)


It was $2.25 way back when I waited tables. Was making a car payment a weekend, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

537 511 This kind of makes sense. Dems rarely tout their political feelings. It doesn't shock me that they would hide their party affiliation...
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 04:01 PM (KbCG3)
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Do we live on different planets? This is the opposite of my experience.

Or is there an implied sarc tag that I missed because I'm a dumbass?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 04:03 PM (HnUIn)

The ellipsis indicates sarcasm.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 04:06 PM (KbCG3)

538 Did we not know google is evil before this?

Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 04:06 PM (LHPAg)

539 490 This bikini brunette trusts the guy at the club who boasts about how he is a "very successful entrepreneur with a pied-a-terre in Venice" far, far more than she trusts any major tech or media company:
http://tiny.cc/tqstzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
......

I don't know. Those are weird bikini bottoms. She should take them off.

Posted by: wth at November 05, 2024 04:06 PM (v0R5T)

540 >>> 540 Did we not know google is evil before this?
Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 04:06 PM (LHPAg)

Nah, just running up the score list of charges.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 04:07 PM (zlGo9)

541 539 511 This kind of makes sense. Dems rarely tout their political feelings. It doesn't shock me that they would hide their party affiliation...
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 04:01 PM (KbCG3)
++++
Do we live on different planets? This is the opposite of my experience.

Or is there an implied sarc tag that I missed because I'm a dumbass?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 04:03 PM (HnUIn)

The ellipsis indicates sarcasm.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 04:06 PM (KbCG3)

=======

I felt like the complete detachment from observable reality indicated sarcasm.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 04:07 PM (GBKbO)

542 Looks like the steal in Pennsylvania is massive. Hundreds of machines not working. All in Republican counties of course.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 04:03 PM (xJl1+)

--------------

Maricopa County probably had extras to give away.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 04:07 PM (SZvLe)

543 535 Why would VA being called early for Harris be demise for Trump?

VA wasn't really a toss up in any map I've seen.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 04:06 PM (RUMEY)

B/c it shows the way the same day voting and independents are moving...VA is purple, so the longer the call can't be made, the more you know how non-invested folks (b/c feds vote their jobs) are moving..

When VA was not called early in 2016, even with Kaine on the ticket, that was the 1st sign Trump was in for a very good night...it's a bell weather, even if not an R winner...

Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 04:08 PM (exHjb)

544 >>It was $2.25 way back when I waited tables. Was making a car payment a weekend


So close to a Loverboy ref.

So close.

Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 04:08 PM (z/jjr)

545 I think it’s funny that Dem’s have fought tooth and nail over proper maintenance of voter rolls, which BTW is required by federal law. Then as a result, they go out and target phantom voters because the fraud vectors have been closed. lol.

Honestly I think it’s much more than that. You can feel there is a real movement against the Democratic Party in general. People are pissed.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 04:08 PM (xKusi)

546 Was making a car payment a weekend, tho.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
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Nice!

I was at a small, country restaurant in the middle of nowhere. Got out of there ASAP!

Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2024 04:08 PM (njWTi)

547 Did we not know google is evil before this?
Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 04:06 PM (LHPAg)


The list just keeps getting longer and longer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

548 Finished my gifted 12er shortly after returning home.


Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

Glad you enjoyed it!
Just replenished my supply here at Casa de Doof.

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 04:08 PM (bFuzj)

549 Wouldn't it be interesting if the Dem vote totals fall by the same number as the registers were cleaned up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 04:08 PM (RUMEY)

550 533 This kind of makes sense. Dems rarely tout their political feelings. It doesn't shock me that they would hide their party affiliation...
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
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Not really, people do it on the right as well so it really comes down to leaners. In party registration states, independents don't get to vote on local races in primaries which are important for folks especially in a red or blue dominated county (Pima is blue btw).

Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 04:05 PM (ctrM5)

I was being sarcastic. People on the right hide a lot more than people on the left. And I would guess a fair amount of Rs changed party affiliation after 2020.

Not to mention, I have to believe that Trump is earning far more independent/low-propensity voters than Kamala.

I see "Others" as being 60-40 Trump at worst. But that's just this guy's wishful thinking.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 04:08 PM (KbCG3)

551
That's what I thought, too.

I was paid $2.35/hour as a waitress-- less than "minimum wage" because of tips. (Farmers didn't tip well, or even at all sometimes)
Posted by: JQ at November 05, 2024 04:05 PM

I made 3.25 an hour and my best tippers were the farmers, how odd.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 04:08 PM (CTJrU)

552
Isn't Bette Midler that fat toad on the View?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 05, 2024 03:48 PM (1FWWQ)


She made her bones as a fat toad playing homo bathhouses in New Yawk with Barry Manilow as her pianist.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 05, 2024 04:09 PM (y9nCu)

553 Not really, people do it on the right as well so it really comes down to leaners. In party registration states, independents don't get to vote on local races in primaries which are important for folks especially in a red or blue dominated county (Pima is blue btw).
Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 04:05 PM (ctrM5)
________________________________

I switched to Independent the last time I renewed my DMV records for an address change. My motivation was two-fold....I didn't like where the Republican party was headed (especially locally)....and it cut down on all the junk mail and robo calls significantly.

Posted by: Orson at November 05, 2024 04:09 PM (dIske)

554 We are going to call it for Donald Trump. Donald Trump will be the next President of the United States....goodbye cruel world. EEEeeeeeeee

Posted by: Brett Baier Teetering On The Building Ledge at November 05, 2024 04:09 PM (/U5Yz)

555 I look forward to screaming at the TV tonight while the media tries to gaslight me by saying things like "everyone knows the GOP always turns out a big early vote and early election day, while Democrats surge on election night to take the lead."

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 04:09 PM (wGun1)

556 Looks like the steal in Pennsylvania is massive. Hundreds of machines not working. All in Republican counties of course.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer


If you're going to post things like that, then provide a link, otherwise you're a troll.

Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 04:09 PM (xCA6C)

557 Rs changed party affiliation after 2020.

I was one of them

Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 04:10 PM (IyPmt)

558 So close to a Loverboy ref.

So close.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 04:08 PM (z/jjr)

I can try if you turn me loose

Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 04:10 PM (bFuzj)

559 Just checked my phone messages. Had one from Chris at mumble, mumble. He wants to schedule an appointment for my upcoming, "Political Trial". If I were younger and had less to lose I"d call back and fuck with them.

Posted by: javems at November 05, 2024 04:10 PM (8I4hW)

560
I don't think VA is a reliable bellwether for anything.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2024 04:10 PM (u6JSc)

561 > I just had the best steak I've eaten in years

Bonhomme's tips for a perfect steak:
Start with a never-frozen high quality cut. I like NY Strips and Ribeyes.
Take it out of the fridge 30 minutes before you cook it.
Season both sides heavily with salt and pepper and a thin coat of garlic powder
Heat up a cast iron skillet to smoking on a grill on high; 10-15 minutes
Just before you put the steak in the skillet, throw in a knob of butter and aromatics of choice
Sear the fat strap, then both sides, scooping butter over the steak. Maybe one minute for each.
Throw the steak into a pre-heated smoker or oven with a meat thermometer inserted in the steak. I like 220 for a smoker or 275 for the oven.
Heat to just under your desired temp. I prefer about 132F.
Let the steak rest for about four minutes, wrapped in tinfoil.

Cut across the grain.

Eat immediately.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 05, 2024 04:10 PM (Odg76)

562 I felt like the complete detachment from observable reality indicated sarcasm.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 04:07 PM (GBKbO)

Are you saying...you got it?!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 04:10 PM (KbCG3)

563 535 Why would VA being called early for Harris be demise for Trump?

VA wasn't really a toss up in any map I've seen.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 04:06 PM (RUMEY)

In 2016 sra blaster and I went to the movies Election Night. We didn't want to watch. Came out and went to a bar and Virginia had not been called as of about 830. VA ended up Hillary +5 but that is when I knew it could really be happening.

VA was called at 7pm in 2020 - It was Biden +8.

Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 04:10 PM (xhfG9)

564 559 Rs changed party affiliation after 2020.

I was one of them
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 04:10 PM (IyPmt)

=======

Overall, Republicans gained registration across the nation massively after 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 04:10 PM (GBKbO)

565 If VA is called early (7:30pm or earlier), stick a fork in Trump - he's done.
If it sits and doesn't get a call, the better and better the night will be for Trump and the Rs. VA is almost an impossible state for Trump (b/c of the level of feds and the level of TDS), so if it's close, that bodes well for the other 49...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 04:03 PM (exHjb)

THIS JUST IN:

Fox has called VA for Harris!

Joking, joking…

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 04:10 PM (9mfKN)

566 NOOD

commie riots on tap

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 04:10 PM (zlGo9)

567 564 I felt like the complete detachment from observable reality indicated sarcasm.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 04:07 PM (GBKbO)

Are you saying...you got it?!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 04:10 PM (KbCG3)

======

Wait...I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 04:10 PM (GBKbO)

568 560 So close to a Loverboy ref.

So close.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 04:08 PM (z/jjr)

I can try if you turn me loose
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 04:10 PM

I would be lovin' every minute of it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 04:11 PM (CTJrU)

569 >>Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 04:10 PM (bFuzj)


FTW

Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 04:11 PM (z/jjr)

570 ABC had a Navajo native american activist on, to talk about how she's encouraging other indigenous voters to ride horses to the polls.

One of the top issues she says is pushing indigenous people to the polls today: climate change. Not that the dems have failed them, or half of the Navajo nation is without lighting or clean running water. Climate change. Also tribal sovereignty. How on earth is their tribal sovereignty threatened this election, and a top issue? did Andrew Jackson rise from the dead when I wasn't looking?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMKT5FyNHqY

Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 04:11 PM (QAK8m)

571 Honestly I think it’s much more than that. You can feel there is a real movement against the Democratic Party in general. People are pissed.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 04:08 PM (xKusi)

They forgot that for all their little interest groups and cliques and special minorities they fawn over, their base has never not been bored, detached, low information default liberals.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2024 04:11 PM (DDGz9)

572 Carrots in meatloaf?

Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 04:11 PM (i0F8b)

573 That's why I don't allow for anyone to Influince whom I vote for that includes these types of Socialists

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 05, 2024 04:11 PM (wGqjj)

574 nood

Posted by: bonhomme at November 05, 2024 04:11 PM (Odg76)

575 >>It was $2.25 way back when I waited tables. Was making a car payment a weekend


So close to a Loverboy ref.

So close.

He'll get there. Everybody needs a second chance.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 05, 2024 04:11 PM (lUFok)

576 Nood violence

Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 04:12 PM (QAK8m)

577 Getting someone to admit they're a Dem is as difficult as..someone admitting
They do cross fit
They went to Harvard
They are vegan
They are gluten free
Are you seeing the pattern?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 05, 2024 04:12 PM (wBaIH)

578 Nood commie riots? Somebody's gonna get hurt.

Posted by: wth at November 05, 2024 04:12 PM (v0R5T)

579 "Why would VA being called early for Harris be demise for Trump?"

Consider the Federal source.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 05, 2024 04:12 PM (Z8Yh2)

580 554
Isn't Bette Midler that fat toad on the View?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 05, 2024 03:48 PM (1FWWQ)


She made her bones as a fat toad playing homo bathhouses in New Yawk with Barry Manilow as her pianist.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 05, 2024 04:09 PM (y9nCu)

As I recall she used to shake her tits a lot as well. Must have been in a different venue.

Posted by: javems at November 05, 2024 04:13 PM (8I4hW)

581 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 05, 2024 03:55 PM (HnUIn

You can get Yeungling black and tan in Indiana. Hubbymayhem drinks it.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 05, 2024 04:14 PM (4XwPj)

582
If VA calls at 7 that's going to be bad for Trump. If it calls later that is good for Trump.
Posted by: blaster

=============

I don't like all this "if." Things are less certain once again. There goes my cautious optimism.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 05, 2024 04:14 PM (T3es0)

583 garum! yes!
I was trying to remember that word the other day!
Thank you!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at November 05, 2024 04:14 PM (gY0JQ)

584 by: blaster at November 05, 2024 03:51 PM (xhfG9)

Oooh

Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 04:14 PM (ksjMr)

585 Voting for Trump is morally intolerable. So is doing nothing to stop Harris.

A vote for Trump means the American Republic has a chance to continue. A vote for Kamala means you view the American public as too stupid to govern itself...and that it should experience pain. Lots and lots of pain.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 04:17 PM (oZhjI)

586 I was being sarcastic. People on the right hide a lot more than people on the left. And I would guess a fair amount of Rs changed party affiliation after 2020.

Not to mention, I have to believe that Trump is earning far more independent/low-propensity voters than Kamala.

I see "Others" as being 60-40 Trump at worst. But that's just this guy's wishful thinking.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
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That is about right for 'change' elections.

The incumbent party has to defend its record. If it is poor, that causes weaker independent leaners of that party to stay home but engages the leaners on the other side to vote to get rid of those policies.

Proportion of leaners vary in every state which is why you get red and blue states but incompetence in governance means red states get Dem statewide officeholders now and again and at least aside from cheat by mail states, like NE, you get GOP governors like Baker, Sununu, or the dude in Vermont.

Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 04:19 PM (ctrM5)

587 I don't like all this "if." Things are less certain once again. There goes my cautious optimism.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's
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Eh. Ignore the media, go to bed, get a good night's sleep.

Trump ran a top notch campaign and apparently is doing pretty well in GOTV in states where he needs it (VA was never one of those have to have states for him).

Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 04:22 PM (ctrM5)

588 Ghislaine Maxwell was an invited guest at Chelsea Clinton's wedding. She is in a number of pictures of the event.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 04:27 PM (Da7Vv)

589 562
I don't think VA is a reliable bellwether for anything.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 05, 2024 04:10 PM (u6JSc)

I have been saying for a while that Virginia is not purple it is blue. But we DID elect a Republican Governor, Lt Governor, and AG 3 years ago. But then we let the House of Delegates go to Dem control, so maybe purplish. But mostly blue

Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 04:29 PM (xhfG9)

590 I voted early and saved my "I voted" sticker to wear today.
Several students asked me whom I voted for.
I answered, "I voted for my country."

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at November 05, 2024 04:31 PM (USyCi)

591 I don't like all this "if." Things are less certain once again. There goes my cautious optimism.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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I cannot help recalling the predictions of a 'Red Wave' for the midterms. I'm not being cynical, just trying to avoid a crushing post-partum depression if things go sour.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2024 04:39 PM (XeU6L)

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