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Tea Leaves More Like Flea Peeves amirite
Most of the below is positive news, but caveat from Charlie Kirk: He say voting is "mixed." Some places our vote is coming in big. In other places, it's too low.
I saw someone else say that while the rural vote is high, there are now "signs of life" in the urban vote as well. So don't get complacent.The all-important vote from Dixville Notch, NH: dead tie at... 3-3. But that's a big improvement from 2020!
In New Hampshire's first official vote, the midnight tradition of Dixville Notch resulted in a 3-3 tie between former President Donald Trump and Vice President Kamala Harris, marking a notable shift from previous years in the small, symbolic town. Key Details: Six registered voters cast ballots in Dixville Notch, NH, splitting evenly between Trump and Harris, 3-3. Trump improved on his previous performances in the town, gaining one more vote than in 2016 and three more than in 2020.In 2020, Trump was skunked by Biden 5-0. Biden will not be attending Harris's election night watch party.
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh JUST IN: Nevada Secretary of State Election Day update [GOP entered day with 40K lead] REP: 20,905
OTH: 19,154
DEM: 16,799 People worried about Clark but the rurals canceled it out big time...
OSZ
@OpenSourceZone
Florida Early + Election Day Votes: 4,205,170 (+1,103,229)
3,101,941
2,138,136
Political Election ProjectionsA Biden 2020 voter in Surprise, Arizona says he just voted for Trump because he was "deceived" by the Democrats. He probably means their 2020 promise to return the nation to "normalcy," and then bringing nothing but tumult and discord with their extremism and incompetence.
@tencor_7144 Projection: Kimberlyn King-Hinds (R) is the apparent winner in the Northern Mariana Islands delegate race, flipping the seat to the GOP.
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
BREAKING PENNSYLVANIA UPDATE: Republicans are now EVEN with Democrats in their mail-in ballot return rate (~86% each) They trailed by 8 POINTS in 2020. DEM firewall is now at 419,578, or 22.3 points. 2020 - it was 1.1M, or 42 points....
NEW: Male Kamala Harris voter starts crying on CNN, says he is voting for Harris so his daughters can have abortions.
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) November 5, 2024
JD Vance wasn't kidding when he said low T men lean left.
CNN: Why did you vote for Harris?
Man: I have 3 daughters... women's rights is pretty important to… pic.twitter.com/g8Q6dLCZwj
Record turnout in my hometown Weare, NH. I have never seen line this long before. It seems like great turnout everywhere in the Granite State. #election2024 #NH02 pic.twitter.com/8V4rVOH8FM
— Lily Tang Williams (@Lily4Liberty) November 5, 2024
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 02:04 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 02:05 PM (RUMEY)
Posted by: Duh at November 05, 2024 02:05 PM (vaQn/)
Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say those kids aren't his.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 02:05 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 02:06 PM (RUMEY)
BREAKING: That's a Woman.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 02:06 PM (z/jjr)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 02:05 PM (DRSnL)
😂
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 02:06 PM (RUMEY)
MY DAUGHTER CAN'T HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX WITH DUDES SHE MET AT HAPPY HOUR AND ABORT MY GRANDKIDS!!!!
Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 02:06 PM (i7Q7S)
344 You know, if we need a filler thread to lighten things up, one idea that's come up a few times is one covering alcoholic beverages. I don't partake, but several others do, and it might be a good time to get ideas to celebrate/commiserate with.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 05, 2024 02:05 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 05, 2024 02:06 PM (VNX3d)
Because young American white women are not coddled and pampered and catered to enough.
Posted by: Ripley at November 05, 2024 02:06 PM (GUOwU)
Somebody noted that Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever - Trump wins, Harris refuses to concede, and Biden then calls up Trump on-camera to congratulate Trump on his victory.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 05, 2024 02:07 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 02:06 PM (i7Q7S
Funny how not having sex till you want to make a baby is not an option.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 02:07 PM (RUMEY)
A pasty, pudgy, low-T, male feminist psy-op. GTFOOH with that.
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 05, 2024 02:07 PM (XfoBK)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 02:07 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 02:08 PM (EmT/E)
Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 02:08 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 02:08 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Jetto at November 05, 2024 02:08 PM (CRuNP)
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 05, 2024 02:08 PM (Z8Yh2)
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Or he voted for Biden in the primary before they pulled the Ol' Sourface Switcheroo.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 02:09 PM (ksjMr)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 02:08 PM (EmT/E)
It's the programming in college. They have become extremely good at turning American men into feminine soy pandas.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 02:09 PM (RUMEY)
Jack Poso @JackPosobiec 1h
BREAKING: COURT SIDES WITH RNC, ALLOWS CAMBRIA COUNTY PA TO BE OPEN UNTIL 10PM AFTER MACHINE ISSUES
DC_Draino @DC_Draino 1h
Another huge RNC lawsuit win in PA
Cambria County will stay open until 10 PM
Catturd ™ @catturd2 1h
BAM !!! Stay in line and vote.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 02:09 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Halfhand at November 05, 2024 02:09 PM (75eQv)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 02:09 PM (oZhjI)
Something is amiss.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 02:09 PM (tT6L1)
It occurs to me that the closing argument of telling men to vote the way the women in their lives tell them to vote just shows how completely feminized much of America has gotten.
Why should men consider their own interests for a second while voting?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 05, 2024 02:10 PM (uxCna)
If Kamel wins indies 3-1 and the Clark mail file is 165,000 more ballots it will only be a tie.
LOL
Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 02:10 PM (i7Q7S)
Today, I would like to offer a truce no matter what happens. This division has to end. Whether Trump wins and we have world peace and prosperity and the constitution is safe or Kamala is installed and we turn into a failed state where free speech is illegal and we use foreign wars for money laundering and we own nothing and like it and go to jail for being critical of democrats and we have to eat dogs to survive like every other socialist country- I don’t want to fight with my fellow Americans anymore. It’s not your fault you’re brainwashed and prefer evil over good.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 02:10 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 02:10 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 05, 2024 02:08 PM (Z8Yh2)
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Me neither. We've decided our great nephew is the closest we're going to get and we're spoiling the hell out of him.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 02:10 PM (DRSnL)
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I think it's an op. I had a regular dude say this to me early last week and it was weird. I checked by responding normally to him - he thinks I'm "undecided" - and the way he reacted I knew he was an activist. Just robotically repeating a talking point.
This is a line they have decided to "go with". It's not a coincidence that it's viral on Election Day.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 02:10 PM (ksjMr)
Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 02:11 PM (i0F8b)
That's an interesting take.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Look guys I really don't want to be a father again if my daughters can't get an abortion you know?
Posted by: Male Kamala Supporter at November 05, 2024 02:11 PM (oZhjI)
🚨 BREAKING: Over Twice As Many Republicans Are Showing Up On Election Day in Arizona!
‼️ KEEP GOING! KEEP GOING! ‼️
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 02:11 PM (hovnC)
Guy I mt bike with on occasion said the same shit to me.
I told him he needs more cats and a fresh tampon.
Haven't heard from him since.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 02:11 PM (z/jjr)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 05, 2024 02:11 PM (hEJcX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2024 02:11 PM (RIvkX)
Or Leon Trotsky:
"You may not be interested in war. But war is interested in you."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 05, 2024 02:11 PM (uxCna)
How about teaching them not to be trashy whores. Or use birth control. Both?
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 02:11 PM (jCSNK)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 02:09 PM (tT6L1)
At the risk of redundancy, see 33
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 02:11 PM (ksjMr)
Posted by: Jetto at November 05, 2024 02:11 PM (CRuNP)
Posted by: Lets do this! at November 05, 2024 02:11 PM (ACWel)
Now my natural eeyoreism is coming out.
Please don't blame me, I'm of Polish descent. It's in my DNA to be a cup-half-empty kinda person.
Posted by: Defenestratus at November 05, 2024 02:12 PM (zfXPz)
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 05, 2024 02:12 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Actor. Was he wearing a lab coat?
Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 02:12 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 02:12 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 02:12 PM (RUMEY)
@tencor_7144
Projection: Kimberlyn King-Hinds (R) is the apparent winner in the Northern Mariana Islands delegate race, flipping the seat to the GOP.
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Do the Northern Marianas get a "seat" or do they park at the stool bar watching futbol with Guam and VI?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 02:12 PM (wzAuc)
Somebody noted that Biden has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever - Trump wins, Harris refuses to concede, and Biden then calls up Trump on-camera to congratulate Trump on his victory.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 05, 2024 02:07 PM (uxCna)
If Kammie loses I'll wager she never concedes.
She and Stacy Abrams will forever claim to be legitimate but cheated into defeat Georgia Governor and POTUS, respectively.
Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 02:12 PM (aBgBM)
Neither will Hillary. If the unthinkable happens no way she is going to be able to force a smile and applause for somebody who became the first womyn POTUS. And by beating the man who took that from her.
She will be throwing lamps again at anybody near her.
Posted by: Ripley at November 05, 2024 02:12 PM (GUOwU)
I have hope this will be an early night- Michigan should go red, but fraud still might overwhelm my expectations.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at November 05, 2024 02:12 PM (N1DT3)
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Hillary can bring the fireworks!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 02:12 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 02:11 PM (ksjMr)
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Fair observation.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 02:13 PM (tT6L1)
they're the most oppressed and empowered group of people in human history at the same time somehow, just ask them
Posted by: brak at November 05, 2024 02:13 PM (NGHTx)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 02:10 PM (IyPmt)
Very much so, one of the biggest things Pressler took on was going out and getting them registered, and encouraged them to VBM as many don't like to go to polls as they feel like voting is a private thing.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 02:13 PM (CIS44)
I'm in a little bit of trouble. I'm supposed to Skype in to my sister and grandma after work and spend the night watching the returns until, you know, until whatever. But I'm staying in a crummy motel with horrible wifi at the moment, can barely even load a page of ace comments. I'll have to take my laptop to a Denny's or something.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 05, 2024 02:13 PM (T3es0)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 02:10 PM (IyPmt)
As long as no one is dancing at the polling place, they'll vote.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 05, 2024 02:13 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Lets do this! at November 05, 2024 02:11 PM (ACWel
I considered this but I feel like once you've gone soy, your mind is forever weakened. I say natural selection is needed. Let them and their genes die off.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 02:13 PM (RUMEY)
Well who would want the optic of Uncle Lewis asleep on the chair at the Ramada.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 05, 2024 02:13 PM (ewjUl)
True, but it was equally as true for Joe.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 05, 2024 02:13 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 05, 2024 02:14 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 02:14 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 02:14 PM (QMjXh)
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 05, 2024 02:08 PM (Z8Yh2)
My daughter was always pretty middle of the road on them.
Then she gained a lesbian as a roommate (there are 4 girls in the apartment).
"If that's what lesbians are like, I never want to be around them again."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)
AMT had their own scale model spray lacquers for painting the one-piece plastic bodies of their 1/25 scale cars, and Pactra had a wide range of spray paints in custom colors. It wasn't until I began building scale model sailing ships and WWII submarines that I began to use matte paints instead of glossy ones for a much more realistic look.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 02:14 PM (J2vNu)
Something is amiss.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 02:09 PM (tT6L1)
He probably works on Kamala's campaign or in the Michigan's gov office...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 02:14 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 05, 2024 02:13 PM (T3es0)
Hot spot off your phone's wireless?
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 02:14 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Defenestratus
With the Germans on one side and the Russians on the other, I'm surprised you even have a cup.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 02:15 PM (v6JzV)
MeghanMcCain
...sharing family political pics from the archives and my Election Day enchilada recipe.
***********
Prep time - 45 minutes
Cook time - 30 minutes
Makes: 24 enchiladas
Serves: 1 (Snarl!!! Back off!!)
Posted by: muldoon at November 05, 2024 02:15 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Halfhand at November 05, 2024 02:15 PM (75eQv)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 05, 2024 02:14 PM (iFTx/)
It’s okay. I got lots of them.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 05, 2024 02:15 PM (hEJcX)
How about teaching them not to be trashy whores. Or use birth control. Both?
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 02:11 PM (jCSNK)
That's not very progressive of you, nurse.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)
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"Just you wait to see what we unleash."
-The left's money-masters and controllers of antifa
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 02:15 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 05, 2024 02:14 PM (iFTx/)
I swear this never happens!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 02:15 PM (RUMEY)
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They know that if she "wins", it's not going to be over tonight. The only way she gets it is in overtime so why bother.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 02:16 PM (ksjMr)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 02:16 PM (IyPmt)
I guess one would need to see the guys in question...
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 05, 2024 02:16 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: Biden at November 05, 2024 02:16 PM (i0F8b)
...sharing family political pics from the archives and my Election Day enchilada recipe.
'And here is Dad, arming ISIS.'
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 02:16 PM (z/jjr)
Well who would want the optic of Uncle Lewis asleep on the chair at the Ramada.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 05, 2024 02:13 PM (ewjUl)
Just another example that Jill REALLY wants Kamala to lose...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 02:16 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 05, 2024 02:16 PM (MeG8a)
Maybe I'm hallucinating this but I think I remember seeing a mention somewhere (probably here or Insty) that men who started testosterone replacement therapy started becoming more conservative. "More" of course is relative.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 05, 2024 02:16 PM (/y8xj)
Cook time - 30 minutes
Makes: 24 enchiladas
Serves: 1 (Snarl!!! Back off!!)
Posted by: muldoon at November 05, 2024 02:15 PM (991eG)
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LOL
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 02:16 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 05, 2024 02:16 PM (iFTx/)
...sharing family political pics from the archives and my Election Day enchilada recipe.
'And here is Dad, arming ISIS.'
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 02:16 PM (z/jjr
She's desperate to stay relevant.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 02:16 PM (RUMEY)
1) he looks and sounds gay
2) he looks and sounds like he's straight out of central casting for who CNN would interview in a "man on the street" interview
3) I have a hard time believing any father would go on national TV and say "I'm voting for Kamala so that my daughters (presumably young daughters based on his age) can have unprotected sex and get abortions"
It's just ... too much. Sounds like a guy awkwardly repeating talking points.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 02:16 PM (Evo1G)
Posted by: Lets do this!
Hell yes! Put us in, coach!
Posted by: Frank Thomas and Doug Flutie at November 05, 2024 02:16 PM (hCzfy)
Posted by: Low T CNN voter's wife at November 05, 2024 02:16 PM (pohLc)
The Amish are rallying because one of their own, Amos Miller was raided by the govt. for selling unpasteurized milk. Guess what...all Amish dairy farmers...and MOST Mennonite dairy farmers sell it as well. They are, also, concerned about government over reach on their small businesses and schools. And, the Mennonites really resonate with the fact that Trump started no new wars while in office...they are big on that.
Add to that the fact that the Trump campaign started visiting farms in the area quite a while ago and have made a connection with both groups. And they ARE voting this time around.
Posted by: Orson at November 05, 2024 02:16 PM (dIske)
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A day may come when the courage of men fails and we break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not that day!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 02:16 PM (GBKbO)
This should be on the bottom (or better the top) of every Ace thread today...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 02:17 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 05, 2024 02:05 PM (VNX3d)
Absolutely the best election day cocktail.
- 1 bottle brown whiskey
- 1 coaster (we're not animals)
Open whiskey. Consume.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 02:17 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 02:14 PM (QMjXh)
I get the impressions from the ones I hear from that they mean "in case it's from a black or hispanic guy". These are white liberals we're talking about. The most racist fucks on the planet.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 02:17 PM (ksjMr)
BREAKING: Polling location in Northville, Michigan has been evacuated due to a gas leak.
Catturd ™ @catturd2 3m
Again - they’re going to try every trick in the book to discourage you from voting. You have a right to vote. Stay vigilant, say safe, and make sure you cast your vote for Trump today to save the USA.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 02:17 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 05, 2024 02:16 PM (iFTx/)
Everything the left has done this election season has been fake.
Not a bet I'd take, in other words. Rigged.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 05, 2024 02:17 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 05, 2024 02:17 PM (mfUOU)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 05, 2024 02:16 PM (iFTx/)
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His LinkedIn page says he's an athletic director.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 02:18 PM (DRSnL)
I guess one would need to see the guys in question...
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 05, 2024 02:16 PM (s3qiR)
Fuck these pro-abort "dads". My daughter gets knocked up, I shower her with love and support. She won't question for a second whether her kid was welcome in my house.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 02:18 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 02:18 PM (aD39U)
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It's because they liked that movie I was in.
Posted by: Harrison Ford at November 05, 2024 02:18 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2024 02:18 PM (uBBbP)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 02:15 PM (v6JzV)
"A Pole is a man born with a sword in his right hand, a brick in his left. When the battle is over, he starts to rebuild."
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 05, 2024 02:18 PM (NtVYv)
We'll be back online shortly...
Smoke'em if you got'em.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 02:18 PM (z/jjr)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 05, 2024 02:16 PM (iFTx/)
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His LinkedIn page says he's an athletic director.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 02:18 PM (DRSnL)
At a public school? Yeah, a set up then...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 02:18 PM (exHjb)
His LinkedIn page says he's an athletic director.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 02:18 PM (DRSnL)
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Umm, I'm more athletic than that bozo.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 02:19 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 05, 2024 02:17 PM (mfUOU)
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I was just thinking the same thing. My boss is home with a sick kid, so screw it. I'm slacking off today.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 02:19 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 02:16 PM (IyPmt)
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It will be okay, donna. Say a prayer when you're on the ledge, and then go do something like take a walk or fold some laundry or read a book. I myself plan to take a nap because I didn't sleep well last night and I want to stay up for at least a little while tonight.
Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 02:19 PM (79pEw)
Must be worried about the ramifications of disappointing Will Farrell.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)
I have read elsewhere that they generally don't.
Posted by: Halfhand
Amish and Mennonite communities in the US were founded by refugees from Europe and the roots of their religious beliefs go back to the Reformation era. Basically, from all the religious wars in Europe, proto Amish and Mennonite communities focused on rural living and farming to avoid being swept up by either side as partisans.
Urban religious counterparts of these communities were by and large slaughtered in some cases and violently repressed in others. So the survivors became pastoral and not really wanting to engage with society or government as a result. They came to America in order to practice their religious values in peace as Europe was always having one war or another.
Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 02:19 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 02:15 PM (v6JzV)
Take our land.
Just, for the love of Pete... don't take our cups.
Posted by: Defenestratus at November 05, 2024 02:19 PM (zfXPz)
Posted by: Harrison Ford at November 05, 2024 02:18 PM (wzAuc)
The boobs were surprisingly good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 05, 2024 02:19 PM (mfUOU)
"I have a wife and three daughters -- I'm a little verklempt ..."
"So, I count five pussies in your household?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 05, 2024 02:19 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Wally at November 05, 2024 02:19 PM (NXYp1)
Posted by: callsign claymore at November 05, 2024 02:19 PM (hdy+0)
This type of thing should be accompanied by a short video of a young Kelly McGilis taking a Sponge Bath.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 02:19 PM (z/jjr)
Posted by: What a Country! at November 05, 2024 02:19 PM (TdYBy)
Those Amish can get down and dirty
when their lifestyle and chicken coops are
threatened...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 02:19 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 02:18 PM (DRSnL)
He's an athletic supporter.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Fuck these pro-abort "dads". My daughter gets knocked up, I shower her with love and support. She won't question for a second whether her kid was welcome in my house.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 02:18 PM (KbCG3)
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Same.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 02:20 PM (tT6L1)
Gets the easy one out of the way.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 02:20 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 02:16 PM
LOL. They were his Friendsh.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 05, 2024 02:20 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Eeyore
**********
This seems ominous...
Posted by: muldoon at November 05, 2024 02:20 PM (991eG)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 02:16 PM (IyPmt)
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It will be okay, donna. Say a prayer when you're on the ledge, and then go do something like take a walk or fold some laundry or read a book. I myself plan to take a nap because I didn't sleep well last night and I want to stay up for at least a little while tonight.
Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 02:19 PM (79pEw)
I'm doing laundry right now - stopped to comment for a few...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 02:20 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Max Power at November 05, 2024 02:20 PM (Hucnr)
Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 02:20 PM (xhfG9)
Got me a little misty. Right on.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 05, 2024 02:20 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 05, 2024 02:18 PM (NtVYv)
Damn. That line perfectly describes my father.
Posted by: Defenestratus at November 05, 2024 02:20 PM (zfXPz)
Of course, *he* doesn't know that.
But the mustard seed that serves me as a conscience would bother me if I abused the privilege.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 02:20 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 02:14 PM (QMjXh)
I get the impressions from the ones I hear from that they mean "in case it's from a black or hispanic guy". These are white liberals we're talking about. The most racist fucks on the planet.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 02:17 PM
You're probably right. It's just I've never heard a father hope his daughter can go whore it up with zero consequences.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 02:21 PM (QMjXh)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 05, 2024 02:21 PM (wBaIH)
How are the lines looking compared to 2016-2020?
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 02:21 PM (wGun1)
That says everything I ever needed to know about him, right there.
Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 02:21 PM (79pEw)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
Prior banked early vote and absentee ballots from registered Democrats. Election Day voting normally favors Republicans so the Dem model has been to get its low propensity voters to the polls early to ward off last minute surges of GOP votes Election Day.
Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 02:21 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 05, 2024 02:21 PM (mfUOU)
It will be okay, donna. Say a prayer when you're on the ledge, and then go do something like take a walk or fold some laundry or read a book. I myself plan to take a nap because I didn't sleep well last night and I want to stay up for at least a little while tonight.
Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 02:19 PM (79pEw)
Just got back from watching a Hallmark movie
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 02:21 PM (IyPmt)
Those Amish can get down and dirty
when their lifestyle and chicken coops are
threatened...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 02:19 PM (TGPs7)
What goes
“Clip-clop, clip-clop, *bang-bang*, clip-clop”?
A: an Amish drive-by shooting.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 02:21 PM (9mfKN)
Posted by: Jetto at November 05, 2024 02:21 PM (CRuNP)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 02:21 PM (TGPs7)
That's all they had at the store.
Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 02:20 PM (xhfG9)
*checks AoSHQ Style Guide*
Butterscotch is acceptable in all states except Rhode Island.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 02:21 PM (RUMEY)
Posted by: Jordan61
Oh. He's worried about them being knocked up by the football team, then.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 05, 2024 02:21 PM (hB7mE)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 02:21 PM (QGaXH)
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Being a father, my husband and I would like for my daughters to be able to kill my grandchildren, my legacy before they are born. I don't have a uterus, but my small undescended testicles and micro-penis is close.
Posted by: Dad Kamala voter at November 05, 2024 02:21 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 02:12 PM (wzAuc)
They attend Congressional sessions and can even serve on committees. I believe that they can register a "vote" on bills but it doesn't count.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 02:21 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: InZona at November 05, 2024 02:22 PM (aufw8)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2024 02:18 PM
--
I believe that means the padding they have from early/mail voting to withstand the R-dominated Election Day turnout. Someone correct me if I have that backward.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 02:22 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 02:22 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Elric The Blade"
No, that's my brother, who is also a lifelong Republican who voted for Reagan.
Posted by: A lifelong Republican who voted for Reagan at November 05, 2024 02:22 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Lets do this! at November 05, 2024 02:22 PM (ACWel)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 02:21 PM (QMjXh)
Low expectations.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 02:22 PM (9mfKN)
I came singing in the sun, sword unsheathing
To hope's end I rode, and to heart's breaking
Now for wrath, now for ruin and a red nightfall!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 05, 2024 02:22 PM (U1w17)
If one of the two major parties underperforms their registration numbers while independents gain, can you explain it as independents being the disaffected members of the underperforming party?
Or, are they more generally the soft-partisans of the major party that isn't underperforming?
The actual mix would depend on each individual state, of course, but I don't think the Independent box needs to be as much of a guessing game/black box as people insist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 02:22 PM (GBKbO)
Butterscotch is acceptable in all states except Rhode Island.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 02:21 PM (RUMEY)
Well that works out, since RI isn't a real place.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 02:22 PM (CIS44)
Today, I would like to offer a truce no matter what happens. This division has to end. Whether Trump wins and we have world peace and prosperity and the constitution is safe or Kamala is installed and we turn into a failed state where free speech is illegal and we use foreign wars for money laundering and we own nothing and like it and go to jail for being critical of democrats and we have to eat dogs to survive like every other socialist country- I don’t want to fight with my fellow Americans anymore. It’s not your fault you’re brainwashed and prefer evil over good.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 02:10 PM (hovnC)
Not a f*cking chance. Not yet, anyways. A price needs to be paid by the tyranists we know as the Biden/Harris regime. Then we can sit down and discuss the terms of your/their surrender. Not one minute before then.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 02:22 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: itzWicks at November 05, 2024 02:22 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: CaliGirl
He knows that's the only way guys like him get laid.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 05, 2024 02:23 PM (hB7mE)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 02:21 PM (QGaXH)
Hamsters report 10 possible, but not recommended.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 02:23 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 02:18 PM (DRSnL)
At a public school? Yeah, a set up then...
Posted by: Nova Local
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Eh, that type could be concerned with covering up illicit sex with his students.
Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 02:23 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2024 02:18 PM
--
I believe that means the padding they have from early/mail voting to withstand the R-dominated Election Day turnout. Someone correct me if I have that backward.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 02:22 PM (wzAuc)
It's like the Fairfax/Arlington firewall in VA EV...it's got to be overcome on election day..
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 02:23 PM (exHjb)
They were rotating their shifts so all of the Hutterite Ladies could get out to the Poll.
Good people.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 02:23 PM (z/jjr)
Posted by: Gref
I invented that.
Posted by: Al Gore at November 05, 2024 02:23 PM (ei3Pb)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 05, 2024 02:23 PM (0mAqe)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 02:21 PM (IyPmt)
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Atta girl. Maybe you need to queue up another one, just in case!
Posted by: bluebell at November 05, 2024 02:23 PM (79pEw)
Butterscotch is acceptable in all states except Rhode Island.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 02:21 PM (RUMEY)
Well that works out, since RI isn't a real place.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 02:22 PM (CIS44)
Probably why it was left off.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 02:23 PM (RUMEY)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 02:21 PM (QMjXh)
-----------------
Inadvertently admitting he failed as a parent.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 02:23 PM (tT6L1)
UPDATE | The court has approved a voting extension from 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. in Cambria County, PA - WJAC
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 23m
A Pennsylvania court approved a request on Tuesday to extend voting hours in a strongly pro-Trump county after voting machines in the key swing state experienced an Election Day software glitch.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 02:23 PM (hovnC)
- 1 bottle brown whiskey
- 1 coaster (we're not animals)
Open whiskey. Consume.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024
***
"Ice! I must have ice! I am not an animal!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 02:23 PM (J2vNu)
Nicholas Fondacaro@NickFondacaro
Unhinged Joy Behar says she thinks "so little" of Trump supporters that she wouldn't let one save her life if she was choking.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 02:23 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Max Power at November 05, 2024 02:20 PM (Hucnr)
No TV, no tablets/smartphones/social media, plenty of hard work/physical activity and real live social interaction, and probably not taking kids to docs who over-diagnose every tic as being "on the spectrum"
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 05, 2024 02:23 PM (XfoBK)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 05, 2024 02:14 PM (iFTx/)
https://youtu.be/VLnWf1sQkjY - NSFW (without headphones) but amusing
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 02:24 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 02:18 PM (DRSnL)
He's an athletic supporter.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)
______
Well, I think he definitely sniffs sweaty jocks ...
I think more evidence that he's gay is in his attitude about brazen promiscuity in his (young) daughters. It's gay men who think fucking ten guys in one night is normal. I don't think any real dad on this planet looks at his young daughter and thinks "yea, this slut's gonna be fucking every dick in school and is sure to get pregnant." Just the opposite, I would imagine.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 05, 2024 02:24 PM (iFTx/)
This type of thing should be accompanied by a short video of a young Kelly McGilis taking a Sponge Bath.
Thanks for specifying "young" - probably best...
Posted by: MD_Mike at November 05, 2024 02:24 PM (cJWvF)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 02:23 PM (aD39U
Shit. Did anyone remember to feed those suckers?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 02:24 PM (RUMEY)
@tencor_7144
Projection: Kimberlyn King-Hinds (R) is the apparent winner in the Northern Mariana Islands delegate race, flipping the seat to the GOP.
Hank Johnson vindicated.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 02:24 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Jordan61
Oh. He's worried about them being knocked up by the football team, then.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 05, 2024 02:21 PM (hB7mE)
The dude probably wears a "cup" as a mouth guard.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 02:24 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 02:23 PM (ctrM5)
=====
To clarify: MALE students.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 02:24 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 02:22 PM (L/fGl)
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He drinks a whisky drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sing the songs that remind him of the best times
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 05, 2024 02:24 PM (U1w17)
Posted by: Jetto at November 05, 2024 02:24 PM (CRuNP)
Nicholas Fondacaro@NickFondacaro
Unhinged Joy Behar says she thinks "so little" of Trump supporters that she wouldn't let one save her life if she was choking.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 02:23 PM (L/fGl)
She seems nice.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2024 02:24 PM (uBBbP)
Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2024 02:24 PM (fwDg9)
Backatcha, bitch.
Posted by: fd at November 05, 2024 02:24 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 02:21 PM
--
My interpretation is more charitable, but it still involves him wanting his grandchildren dead.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 02:25 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 05, 2024 02:14 PM (iFTx/)
=======
You just couldn't handle the junk in the trunk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUcPM_TXgk4
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 02:25 PM (GBKbO)
I said if that bothers you does Kamala's husband's hush money bother you?
He said what?
You know, he knocked up the nanny had her abort the child and paid her off.
He said what?!?!
I showed him the headline where "Emhoff admits affair..."
He about lost his shit. I didn't know this?!
Yeah. You didn't.
Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 02:25 PM (xhfG9)
Challenge Status: ACCEPTED
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 02:25 PM (z/jjr)
Posted by: Sad Crying Daddy at November 05, 2024 02:25 PM (TdYBy)
Posted by: gKWVE at November 05, 2024 02:25 PM (gKWVE)
@Mark_R_Mitchell
Wow DMs from unhinged Republican Haley and DeSantis voters today.
Must be another sign.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 02:25 PM (TGPs7)
Seth Keshel
@RealSKeshel
Duval County, FL, which is D+1.9% in registration, is at R+3.0% in turnout and always votes right if its registration.
It is also a perfect mirror of GA since 2004, meaning as long as these similarities hold up, GA should be moving right, too. And GA has voted right of Duval in their stretch.
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 02:25 PM (wGun1)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 02:23 PM (aD39U)
Captain Ramius says to run the reactor at 110%.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 02:25 PM (9mfKN)
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 02:26 PM (pZEOD)
Wayyyy past his bedtime....
Remember the uproar over Reagan's nap? Art Buchwald even wrote a book 'While Reagan Slept'....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 02:26 PM (QGaXH)
Unhinged Joy Behar says she thinks "so little" of Trump supporters that she wouldn't let one save her life if she was choking.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 02:23 PM (L/fGl)
Phew......that was close.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: vivi at November 05, 2024 02:26 PM (Egz6Y)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 02:23 PM (L/fGl)
Oh yes this bitch would. She'd demand it then insult them when it was over.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 02:26 PM (ksjMr)
it is so hard to do sobriety and elections at the same time.
Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 02:26 PM (5vaCM)
-The current Dem firewall is lower than Musk's model where he has Trump over performing his 2020 votes by 4.8%
Trump has 45,000 votes to play with (if you trust in Elon)
Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 02:26 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 02:26 PM (OaHHT)
They were rotating their shifts so all of the Hutterite Ladies could get out to the Poll.
Good people.
Posted by: garrett
Cool. I've read a little about the Hutterites. Big furniture makers, no? Or am I confusing them with the Shakers?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 02:26 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Enough BS at November 05, 2024 02:26 PM (TO2BB)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 02:26 PM (aRslG)
Posted by: Duh at November 05, 2024 02:05 PM (vaQn/)
They should be calling Florida for Kammie any minute now.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 02:26 PM (QGaXH)
Third time this morning a black helicopter has over flown the house.
Or more than one. Low too.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 02:26 PM (W/lyH)
Which is also the same as the bet he'll win PA.
Is it all coming down to PA?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 02:27 PM (TsD6d)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 02:21 PM (QMjXh)
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Inadvertently admitting he failed as a parent.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 02:23 PM (tT6L1)
To get weapy about it is walz level weird.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2024 02:27 PM (uBBbP)
- 1 bottle brown whiskey
- 1 coaster (we're not animals)
Open whiskey. Consume.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024
***
"Ice! I must have ice! I am not an animal!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 02:23 PM (J2vNu)
I use two granite cubes kept in the freezer. Why dilute good whiskey?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 02:27 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 05, 2024 02:16 PM (iFTx/)
******
Yeah, when he was talking that little knee dip and body twist was the tell. He has three daughters? Heh no way.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 05, 2024 02:27 PM (9tq9V)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 02:27 PM (ghV3u)
Posted by: Piper "
That depends.
Posted by: The guy behind you in line at November 05, 2024 02:27 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 02:27 PM (B9Prs)
The cities have not started burning yet and she is calling for peace. Peace with whom? Lefties? Oh, OK.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 05, 2024 02:27 PM (Z8Yh2)
Harsh, but fair.
But here's the thing - those young women will gladly overthrow all of Western Civilization in that pursuit. Sheesh.
Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 02:27 PM (xhfG9)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 02:21 PM (QGaXH)
Hamsters report 10 possible, but not recommended.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 02:23 PM (aD39U)
Hopefully Pixy is resting them in shifts for the massive commenting later tonight.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 05, 2024 02:27 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 02:27 PM (ksjMr)
Posted by: CaliGirl
With a little luck, they can become drug addicted exotic dancers!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 02:27 PM (L/fGl)
"Never underestimate the power of angry dudes in a large group. Let's boogie."
Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 02:27 PM (5vaCM)
If one of the two major parties underperforms their registration numbers while independents gain, can you explain it as independents being the disaffected members of the underperforming party?
Or, are they more generally the soft-partisans of the major party that isn't underperforming?
The actual mix would depend on each individual state, of course, but I don't think the Independent box needs to be as much of a guessing game/black box as people insist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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This is citing research from about 15-20 years ago as I haven't kept up. True independent voters are pretty scarce in reality (maybe 5-8 percent of the electorate) while most indy voters are leaners toward one party or another.
At least the general gist of research back then argued that leaners are energized to vote for their party when their side is perceived to have a chance at victory and fall slack when it is not. Leaners also get energized by the times are bad to punish the incumbent party. The incumbent party leaners in turn stay at home or occasionally cross the party line (usually ticketsplitting).
Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 02:27 PM (ctrM5)
OMG Joy Behar's choking!
I said Joy Behar is choking!!!!
Guys?
Guys.....???
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 02:27 PM (ksjMr)
Oh no! Anyways...
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at November 05, 2024 02:28 PM (eYoxG)
Those are the Shakers.
Hutterites are Mennonites with a different dress code and a better sense of humor.
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 02:28 PM (z/jjr)
- 1 bottle brown whiskey
- 1 coaster (we're not animals)
Open whiskey. Consume.
Posted by: I
=====
Way ahead of you, boss!
Posted by: Turn 2 at November 05, 2024 02:28 PM (JfxgE)
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 02:26 PM (pZEOD)
Trump took a bullet you can darn sure wear tights!
Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 02:28 PM (xhfG9)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 05, 2024 02:13 PM (T3es0)
DENNY'S??!!! Hit the bar and live it up!!
Posted by: kathysaysso at November 05, 2024 02:28 PM (Wdt/E)
Wayyyy past his bedtime....
Remember the uproar over Reagan's nap? Art Buchwald even wrote a book 'While Reagan Slept'....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 02:26 PM (QGaXH)
No tween girls? Nevermind.
Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at November 05, 2024 02:28 PM (uBBbP)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 02:28 PM (OaHHT)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 02:26 PM (OaHHT)
Assume it's going terribly and your vote is needed to put us back on the right path...so vote, and then get your friends and right-thinking family to do so.
And if in VA, if your American friend tells you he's not registered, ask if he's officially a VA resident. If he is, take him down to vote provisionally b/c we do same day voting and reg here, IF you have ID...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 02:28 PM (exHjb)
Third time this morning a black helicopter has over flown the house.
Or more than one. Low too.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 02:26 PM (W/lyH)
=====
Flounder said earlier that Governor Douchebag has the National Guard on standby.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 02:28 PM (DRSnL)
They didn't fool you, you fooled you. Anyone who didn't know what was coming didn't want to know.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 02:29 PM (xCA6C)
I said Joy Behar is choking!!!!
Guys?
Guys.....???
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 02:27 PM (ksjMr)"
Musta got the bag o' dicks I sent.
Posted by: fd at November 05, 2024 02:29 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 02:26 PM (OaHHT)
I'm sure the mainstream media / democrat hang outs can show you data showing they're doing well if you want.
It's all noise at this point in the campaign. Everyone is desperately saying whatever they need to to get their people encouraged and voting and the other side discouraged and not voting.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 02:29 PM (Evo1G)
Posted by: Enough BS at November 05, 2024 02:29 PM (TO2BB)
Posted by: Eeyore
--
Whoa, Nelly!
*rubs eyes*
Yes, I read that right.
I am almost emotionless. I refuse to get on that up, then down, rollercoaster. If we win, my prayers will be answered. If we lose or "lose," well then, the country is truly kaput and it will all have Harris' name attached at we hit the bottom. I'm strangely numb to it all.Posted by: Lady in Black at November 05, 2024 02:29 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: callsign claymore at November 05, 2024 02:29 PM (hdy+0)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Shakers died out as they eschewed having sex. They left furniture and designs behind as their legacy.
Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 02:29 PM (ctrM5)
344 You know, if we need a filler thread to lighten things up, one idea that's come up a few times is one covering alcoholic beverages. I don't partake, but several others do, and it might be a good time to get ideas to celebrate/commiserate with.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 05, 2024 02:05 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 05, 2024 02:06 PM (VNX3d)
Speaking solely for myself, I just want to get this over with. I'm much more comfortable dealing with reality instead of gaming out what-if scanarios....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 02:29 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 02:29 PM (aD39U)
Harsh, but fair.
But here's the thing - those young women will gladly overthrow all of Western Civilization in that pursuit. Sheesh.
Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 02:27 PM (xhfG9)
It's why young men and politicians and their spouses want it to...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 02:29 PM (exHjb)
I said Joy Behar is choking!!!!
Guys?
Guys.....???
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 02:27 PM (ksjMr)
See: The reason average guys won't help women being harassed on subway trains.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 02:28 PM (DRSnL)
That doesn't really narrow it down much, anymore.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 05, 2024 02:30 PM (VNX3d)
A Pennsylvania court approved a request on Tuesday to extend voting hours in a strongly pro-Trump county after voting machines in the key swing state experienced an Election Day software glitch.
Good for the Trump voters to be counted.
Lets authorities put off calling PA, maybe giving the crooks time to stuff the ballot box.
Posted by: Biden at November 05, 2024 02:30 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 05, 2024 02:30 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 02:30 PM (aRslG)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee
I'm sure the mainstream media / democrat hang outs can show you data showing they're doing well if you want.
It's all noise at this point in the campaign. Everyone is desperately saying whatever they need to to get their people encouraged and voting and the other side discouraged and not voting.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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Exactly so and well said.
Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 02:30 PM (ctrM5)
Our polling location was pretty quiet, though the lady gave me a hard time about my signature not matching exactly what was on file. Come on Nancy, can't you appreciate a good flourish?
Posted by: H at November 05, 2024 02:30 PM (4N/0w)
'I'd offer you a bag of dicks to eat...
but, you seem more like the Family Bucket kinda guy.'
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 02:30 PM (z/jjr)
Posted by: fd at November 05, 2024 02:30 PM (vFG9F)
That explains all the horseshit in the parking lot.
Posted by: Pennsylvania Poll watcher at November 05, 2024 02:30 PM (+oR7L)
Harsh, but fair.
But here's the thing - those young women will gladly overthrow all of Western Civilization in that pursuit. Sheesh.
Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 02:27 PM (xhfG9)
I told you about brat summer. All booze and dong. But they totes want a good guy yo settle for...err oil mean settled own with.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2024 02:30 PM (uBBbP)
At least the general gist of research back then argued that leaners are energized to vote for their party when their side is perceived to have a chance at victory and fall slack when it is not. Leaners also get energized by the times are bad to punish the incumbent party. The incumbent party leaners in turn stay at home or occasionally cross the party line (usually ticketsplitting).
Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 02:27 PM (ctrM5)
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That's my assumption, but the way people talk about it, it's like there's no research at all (shock, I know).
The thought stemmed from looking at a Ralston tweet that insisted that registered Independents in Nevada were breaking hard for Democrats while Democrats are deeply underperforming.
It just...doesn't seem right to me. If registered D's are unenthused, why would registered Independents who lean D be enthused?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 02:30 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Chief Shitting Bull at November 05, 2024 02:30 PM (ACWel)
Flounder said earlier that Governor Douchebag has the National Guard on standby.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 02:28 PM (DRSnL)
As he should. The left doesn't handle defeat very well and they're likely to start rioting any minute now.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Third time this morning a black helicopter has over flown the house.
Or more than one. Low too.
--
Are you harboring a squirrel, perhaps?
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 05, 2024 02:30 PM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 05, 2024 02:16 PM (iFTx/)
On CNN?
Sucker's bet.
Of course it was staged.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 02:30 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 02:30 PM (5vaCM)
You need to be a littler more specific.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 02:29 PM (aD39U)
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Inslee, that twat.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 02:31 PM (DRSnL)
Again, her tiger mom debate was epic. Those who fled commit China don't play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyxQna6wnrU
Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 02:31 PM (QAK8m)
Posted by: Jay in PA
Kamala is just going to bend over and get to work!
Posted by: Doug Emhoff, Love Machine at November 05, 2024 02:31 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: kathysaysso
The Denny's in Monterey, California has a bar attached to it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 02:31 PM (v6JzV)
Packers fans in Wisconsin: Are you with me? I need y’all to get out and vote for President Donald J. Trump today. It’s time to save America!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 02:31 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 05, 2024 02:31 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Enough BS at November 05, 2024 02:31 PM (TO2BB)
Which is also the same as the bet he'll win PA.
Is it all coming down to PA?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 02:27 PM (TsD6d)
A good bet, but I would point out that Kamala is the one who HAS to have PA. Trump has other paths to win.
Give Trump PA, GA, NC, and AZ (should be noted that AZ shifted back to "leans Trump" in the RCP model) and he's won. Take away PA, and Trump can still win if he takes either MI or WI. Take all of the rust belt away and Trump can STILL win by taking VA. If not VA, then NV and either the Omaha district of ME or NH.
Multiple paths. Kamala basically has to run the table OR steal a state like NC. She can win if she holds NV, takes NC, and wins WI and MI. In that scenario she can lose GA and PA and still win. Hard to imagine a scenario where she loses PA but wins WI.
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 02:31 PM (wGun1)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024
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Re Roseanne's truce, if Trump is elected, there won't be any need. Lefties will have no choice about participating in the prosperity, peace, and freedom. They'll complain horribly about imagined slights of course, but I can tune that out -- or tune it in for entertainment purposes.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 05, 2024 02:31 PM (T3es0)
That dark cherry vest is the wrong color for a white guy too!
Posted by: DaveA at November 05, 2024 02:32 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
I'll have odd stats for 1000, Alex.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 05, 2024 02:32 PM (XVXfM)
Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 02:32 PM (5vaCM)
Packers fans in Wisconsin: Are you with me? I need y’all to get out and vote for President Donald J. Trump today. It’s time to save America!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 02:31 PM (hovnC)
Ok that's it I'm switching to carmella.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2024 02:32 PM (uBBbP)
Mike Davis @mrddmia 4h
🚨
The voting machines went down in Cambria County, Pennsylvania.
And Kamala Democrats are fighting in court against a mere 3-hour extension to ensure voters can vote.
Kamala Democrats are fighting to disenfranchise voters on Election Day.
Stay in line, Trump voters.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 02:32 PM (hovnC)
(affixes helmet)
I'm, personally, looking forward to all the leftist idiots doing their usual "Apology to the rest of the world" speeches, because this time around I'm showing no discretion. I am going to be a bad winner...and I aim to misbehave.
Posted by: Orson at November 05, 2024 02:32 PM (dIske)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 02:32 PM (ksjMr)
Posted by: vivi at November 05, 2024 02:26 PM (Egz6Y)
And women, we'd best be beside our men.
If they fall, we will not be spared. Our final defilement will be beyond our worst nightmares.
Posted by: Just Lily at November 05, 2024 02:33 PM (TV8J3)
Posted by: callsign claymore at November 05, 2024 02:29 PM (hdy+0)
That's true! And then
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 02:33 PM (Evo1G)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 02:28 PM (DRSnL)
That doesn't really narrow it down much, anymore.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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Oregon and Washington. Inslee and Kotek. Might be others by now.
Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 02:33 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 02:22 PM (L/fGl)
Looks like you need to listen to that song again.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 02:33 PM (ExV1e)
Third time this morning a black helicopter has over flown the house.
Or more than one. Low too.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 02:26 PM (W/lyH)
Upgrade from Buicks?
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 05, 2024 02:33 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 02:28 PM (DRSnL)
That doesn't really narrow it down much, anymore.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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Oregon and Washington. Inslee and Kotek. Might be others by now.
Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 02:33 PM (ctrM5)
Lefties riot - this, like the DC fences and board ups, are the best signs right now...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 02:34 PM (exHjb)
Being in Oregon and we've been mail in ballot only for the last 20 years, I miss the days of going to the polls at the school gym, and voting. Seeing the people, it felt good to do your civic duty.
Posted by: Frank Barone at November 05, 2024 02:34 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 02:22 PM (L/fGl)
Looks like you need to listen to that song again.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 02:33 PM (ExV1e)
Its not like it's said 17 times throughout the song or anything.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)
DENNY'S??!!! Hit the bar and live it up!!
Posted by: kathysaysso
================
I'm looking for one now.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 05, 2024 02:34 PM (T3es0)
They still sell their turkeys for Thanksgiving and I'll get one this year.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 02:34 PM (ghV3u)
@TheBabylonBee
Early Exit Polls Show Peanut The Squirrel With Commanding Lead https://buff.ly/3UC57II
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 02:34 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: muldoon at November 05, 2024 02:34 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 02:28 PM (DRSnL)
I saw that.
I considered.going to.Ft.Lewis.today but figured I'd spend all my time in the Class VI.
Seriously though, this guy has been buzzing around a lot. Black little bird, no registry number, fast. Probably headed to the NG site in Enumclaw.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 02:35 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 05, 2024 02:30 PM (qBdHI)
LMAO
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 02:35 PM (i24o9)
---------------
God Bless Scott Pressler;
If Trump overcomes the Chasm of Fraud in PA, give him -- along with Elon Musk -- The Presidential Medal of Freedom ...
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 02:35 PM (f+S/S)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 02:35 PM (ksjMr)
Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 02:29 PM (ctrM5)
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And a pretty good tune.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 05, 2024 02:35 PM (U1w17)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 02:18 PM (DRSnL)
At a public school? Yeah, a set up then...
Posted by: Nova Local
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Eh, that type could be concerned with covering up illicit sex with his students.
Posted by: whig
Tim Walz voter.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 05, 2024 02:35 PM (ei3Pb)
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 02:21 PM (QMjXh)
I assume their names are Bambi, Candi, and Destini.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 02:35 PM (ExV1e)
Packers fans in Wisconsin: Are you with me? I need y’all to get out and vote for President Donald J. Trump today. It’s time to save America!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 02:31 PM (hovnC)
Ok that's it I'm switching to carmella.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 05, 2024 02:32 PM (uBBbP)
He'll sweeten the deal by sending an autographed dick pic to you or a loved one. Claim your 100% erection match now.
Posted by: brett fava beans at November 05, 2024 02:35 PM (TdYBy)
Posted by: callsign claymore at November 05, 2024 02:36 PM (hdy+0)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 05, 2024 02:36 PM (hB7mE)
Sick and stupid.
Posted by: Cheri at November 05, 2024 02:36 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid" - Han Solo
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2024 02:36 PM (XeU6L)
I considered.going to.Ft.Lewis.today but figured I'd spend all my time in the Class VI.
Seriously though, this guy has been buzzing around a lot. Black little bird, no registry number, fast. Probably headed to the NG site in Enumclaw.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 02:35 PM (W/lyH)
Tim Walz needing an emergency injection?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 02:36 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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I'm still at 312 and starting to lean toward Dave's 314. Also looking decent for the down ballot adventure. I am working (more than desired) today so not as dialed in quite yet on all the happenings.
Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 02:36 PM (2bFN5)
And aftermarket Hood Scoops for Muscle Cars!
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 02:36 PM (z/jjr)
Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 02:23 PM (ctrM5)
I doubt the students he's having sex with need to worry about abortion, IYKWIM.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 02:36 PM (ExV1e)
Where's sfgoth? I could also go to a San Francisco bar, but which one?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 05, 2024 02:36 PM (T3es0)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)
The leftards handle defeat just fine, provided they are at ambient temperature.
Posted by: Low T CNN voter's wife at November 05, 2024 02:36 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Octochicken at November 05, 2024 02:37 PM (oCS0o)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 05, 2024 02:37 PM (pohLc)
The cities have not started burning yet and she is calling for peace. Peace with whom? Lefties? Oh, OK.
She's as fierce as ever. I think she realizes whomever wins tonight, the losing side will have people crying, people afraid for their future and their kids' future, afraid that they will be put in camps. We need to calm things the crap down, or we WILL have more Trump assassinations, we will have more riots, we will have more pussyhat demos.
I'm perfectly willing to put down arms and embrace the lefties in my life that care more about politics than our relationship. I don't think they feel the same way. The left has convinced them I'm irredeemable garbage. I'm not expecting any calls tomorrow trying to bury the hatchet, whatever happens. I don't think I even merit a smug "so Trump lost, eh?" call at this point in their minds.
Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 02:37 PM (QAK8m)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 02:37 PM (IyPmt)
@TheBabylonBee
Early Exit Polls Show Peanut The Squirrel With Commanding Lead https://buff.ly/3UC57II
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 02:34 PM (TGPs7)
***
That little bastard is gonna get all the fame.
Posted by: Fred the racoon at November 05, 2024 02:37 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 02:23 PM (J2vNu)
Fine. If you need a garnish to class up the joint.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 02:37 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: FeatherBlade
IKEA is far south of Seattle. You're fine.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 05, 2024 02:38 PM (uEKFm)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 05, 2024 02:38 PM (hEJcX)
One of my favorite moments in all of cinema. My testosterone rises, and my testicles hang lower.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 02:38 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 02:37 PM (IyPmt)
Perhaps Kamala has realized she will need the campaign funds in a couple of months, when she's out of office.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 05, 2024 02:38 PM (VNX3d)
George Takei
@GeorgeTakei
If his own supporters can’t stand to listen to him any more, why should any of the rest of America vote for him?
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 02:39 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 05, 2024 02:38 PM (hEJcX)
Most of the newcomers came from blue shitholes
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 02:39 PM (IyPmt)
I'm perfectly willing to put down arms and embrace the lefties in my life that care more about politics than our relationship. I don't think they feel the same way. The left has convinced them I'm irredeemable garbage. I'm not expecting any calls tomorrow trying to bury the hatchet, whatever happens. I don't think I even merit a smug "so Trump lost, eh?" call at this point in their minds.
Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 02:37 PM (QAK8m)
It's not remotely within our power to calm things down. The other side thinks we're Nazis.
Posted by: wishful thinking at November 05, 2024 02:39 PM (TdYBy)
Posted by: Fred the racoon at November 05, 2024 02:37 PM (W/lyH)
Exactly, I heard that the last thing Peanuts did was narc on Fred.
Posted by: Chief Shitting Bull at November 05, 2024 02:39 PM (ACWel)
If his own supporters can’t stand to listen to him any more, why should any of the rest of America vote for him?
What?
Just more proof of why men shouldn't swallow man juice.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 05, 2024 02:40 PM (J6ze8)
If you search "Where can I vote for Trump," on Google, there no widget. I'm sure it's just a "glitch."
http://tiny.cc/7istzz
Posted by: bonhomme at November 05, 2024 02:40 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: Jetto at November 05, 2024 02:40 PM (CRuNP)
George Takei
@GeorgeTakei
If his own supporters can’t stand to listen to him any more, why should any of the rest of America vote for him?
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 02:39 PM (TGPs7)
What's this about Schiff?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 02:40 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 02:40 PM (ksjMr)
Posted by: ace the cool guy at November 05, 2024 02:40 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: callsign claymore
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There was a Gunsmoke episode like that, where some slick gunslinger came into town to get Dillon. Dillon met him out in the street, drew first and shot him.
Chester was perplexed, 'Why Mister Dillon, you drew first, why did you do that?' Matt Dillon, 'Because I didn't want to die, Chester'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2024 02:40 PM (XeU6L)
Happy Guy Fawkes Night!
When the fires break out this evening it will be in celebration of the defeat of Papists plotting to overthrow the government!
Posted by: Auspex at November 05, 2024 02:40 PM (j4U/Z)
Can't wait to hear the lamentation of their women (male and female) tonight.
Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 02:40 PM (LEMDm)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 05, 2024 02:40 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 05, 2024 02:40 PM (s3qiR)
Or, put another way, it sounds like the Guam straw poll always goes democrat, since democrats have won the popular vote in every election since 2004.
Silly.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 02:40 PM (Evo1G)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 02:40 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 02:26 PM (pZEOD)
The other voters wouldn't mind. Not the guys anyway.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 02:41 PM (ExV1e)
I assume their names are Bambi, Candi, and Destini.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Destiny is a candidate for Attorney General of Indiana.
https://www.wellsforindiana.com
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2024 02:41 PM (63Dwl)
I have a nice distraction today.
Went downstairs this morning to get some eggs to make for breakfast, and what do I see, but the freezer door open on the second fridge. I has/had all our ground beef from the half steer we get every year.
I have 96 pounds of ground beef to get through today. Canning some, made patties, going to make some pasta sauce, meat loaves, ...
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 02:41 PM (Rbu5d)
Snowflake the cat was just brought over by our neighbour's daughter. She had been gone since I let her out at 5:30 am.
Tuna fish has been served. She gets neutered Thursday.
And Trumpy's name tag says 'Donald Trump.'
Posted by: Stateless...drinking early while doing chores. at November 05, 2024 02:41 PM (jvJvP)
https://mol.im/a/14043571
Posted by: Ciampino - RIP at November 05, 2024 02:41 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Bruce at November 05, 2024 02:41 PM (ksjMr)
https://www.wellsforindiana.com
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2024 02:41 PM (63Dwl)
"I am your density."
- - - - Marty McFly
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ace the cool guy at November 05, 2024 02:40 PM (KRtlO)
Our first nose touch. Where's the it's happening guy?!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 02:41 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 02:35 PM (W/lyH)
One of my buddies flew TF160 and later 160th SOAR. He had a license plate frame that said "MY OTHER CAR IS A BLACK HELICOPTER"
Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 02:42 PM (xhfG9)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 05, 2024 02:36 PM (hB7mE)
Hard to say. Not supposed to rain and you know how antifa hates bad weather so yeah, could still be burning.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 02:42 PM (W/lyH)
Fortunately, there is nothing important on my desk, just a backup cable modem and a backup HDD.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 02:42 PM (i24o9)
Ah, the ritual pre-game hobo.
May he serve well and die with honor.
Posted by: DaveA at November 05, 2024 02:42 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: ShainS
Every time the MOF is mentioned I am reminded how it was cheapened by Hussein O and the current pResident exchanging them.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 05, 2024 02:42 PM (XVXfM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2024 02:42 PM (63Dwl)
Neither will Hillary. If the unthinkable happens no way she is going to be able to force a smile and applause for somebody who became the first womyn POTUS. And by beating the man who took that from her.
She will be throwing lamps again at anybody near her.
Posted by: Ripley at November 05, 2024 02:12 PM (GUOwU)
Not that I want Kammie to win, but if she were to somehow pull this off, I would pay good money to be a fly on the wall wherever Hillary happens to be....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at November 05, 2024 02:42 PM (SRRAx)
It's not remotely within our power to calm things down. The other side thinks we're Nazis.
Posted by: wishful thinking at November 05, 2024 02:39 PM (TdYBy)
DONT YOU TELL US TO CALM DOWN!!!! REEEERREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Posted by: Awfls everywhere at November 05, 2024 02:42 PM (uBBbP)
my neck is so tired!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 05, 2024 02:40 PM (s3qiR)
Imagine how I feel!
-Kumala Harris
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 02:42 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 02:42 PM (ksjMr)
https://mol.im/a/14043571
Posted by: Ciampino - RIP at November 05, 2024 02:41 PM (i0xsb)
Hope he voted prior. He'll vote later today, if not.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Did my heart good and I made a few new friends.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2024 02:42 PM (WXNFJ)
Or more than one. Low too.
Posted by: Diogenes
************
Boy they really ARE ramping up the GOTV efforts.
"Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door, Grandma!""
Posted by: muldoon at November 05, 2024 02:42 PM (991eG)
@TheBabylonBee
Early Exit Polls Show Peanut The Squirrel With Commanding Lead https://buff.ly/3UC57II
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 02:34 PM (TGPs7)
Have I mentioned that I am not fond of tree rats? and I like raccoons even less, since they eat kitties and chickens? But if *this* were to be the Thing that everyone looks back on 25 years from now, and says, "Oh yeah, THAT'S when the commie blew it..."
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 02:42 PM (zlGo9)
When the fires break out this evening it will be in celebration of the defeat of Papists plotting to overthrow the government!
Max is showing Gunpowder, which is a reasonably good miniseries on the plot of the same name.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 02:42 PM (xCA6C)
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Shelving??
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 02:43 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: muldoon at November 05, 2024 02:34 PM (991eG)
Or so his daughter will speak to him at Thanksgiving. Or the wife badgering him to vote Harris so daughter will come home and visit them. Lots of possibilities here!
Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 02:43 PM (QAK8m)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 02:21 PM (RUMEY)
It's okay then since Rhode Island doesn't actually exist.
Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 02:43 PM (xhfG9)
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 02:06 PM (z/jjr)
We already have to deal with trannies, we don't want this guy too!
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 02:43 PM (Rbu5d)
Noses need to be properly rubbed in shit first bare minimum. Dems play to win Repubs want to get along.
I want retribution. I expect to be disappointed.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 05, 2024 02:43 PM (Z8Yh2)
Or, put another way, it sounds like the Guam straw poll always goes democrat, since democrats have won the popular vote in every election since 2004.
Silly.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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Guam's legislature and its delegate to Congress flipped to GOP. Legislature switch was the first time in 19 years. People are always more conservative about what they know best and what affects them most.
Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 02:43 PM (ctrM5)
Fortunately, there is nothing important on my desk, just a backup cable modem and a backup HDD.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 02:42 PM (i24o9)
Reminds me of a facebook post from an acquaintence:
"I loaned a buddy my laptop and he pawned it. Thanks."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: wishful thinking
We are pretty snappy dressers too, you have to give us that.
Posted by: Zombie Hugo Boss at November 05, 2024 02:44 PM (WXNFJ)
It's like the universe wants me to take up day drinking.
Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 02:44 PM (hmKaK)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
Oh no! They may burn DC to the ground! And Chicago! And Baltimore! And . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 05, 2024 02:44 PM (L/fGl)
https://mol.im/a/14043571
Posted by: Ciampino - RIP at November 05, 2024 02:41 PM (i0xsb)
I QUESTION THE TIMING!
Posted by: That guy who always questions the timing. at November 05, 2024 02:44 PM (uBBbP)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 02:42 PM (zlGo9)
Same.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 02:44 PM (i24o9)
Those bastards! They killed Bernie!
Posted by: Cartman at November 05, 2024 02:44 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 02:26 PM
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Go with the black Hefty cinch-sack.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 02:44 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 02:45 PM (ksjMr)
Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 02:45 PM (hmKaK)
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Somehow?
I'm counting on her winning.
Trump is going to have to utterly stomp her to beat the cheat.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2024 02:45 PM (7oYYI)
Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 02:43 PM (ctrM5)
Well, to be fair, 49-46 is closer than I would have guessed Guam would vote in their fake election.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 02:45 PM (Evo1G)
Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 02:45 PM (hmKaK)
Will his wife be opening the windows and enjoying the smell?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 02:45 PM (xhfG9)
Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 02:45 PM (LEMDm)
Posted by: Piper
Perhaps not but the breakfast bar at the Hampton Inn is fair game for leggings.
Posted by: Zombie Hugo Boss at November 05, 2024 02:46 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: XTC at November 05, 2024 02:46 PM (6Uni8)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 05, 2024 02:45 PM (Evo1G)
Biden won by 14.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 02:46 PM (CIS44)
There wasn't a single Harris voter in earshot.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at November 05, 2024 02:46 PM (l7Kbv)
Posted by: whig
And pizza. Ummmm, pizza....
Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2024 02:46 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 02:42 PM (xhfG9)
Heh!
If that were my neighbor, just for grins I'd get a plate that said Stinger.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 02:46 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Got your bottle of Bourbon ready for DaveinFl?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 05, 2024 02:46 PM (XVXfM)
Posted by: ace the cool guy at November 05, 2024 02:40 PM (KRtlO)
Ooh! Ooh! I get to "Nose Touch" ace!!!!! 😊😊😊
https://tinyurl.com/TheNoseTouch
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at November 05, 2024 02:46 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 02:45 PM (ksjMr)
I'm as excited as a little girl!
Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 02:46 PM (xhfG9)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Well, they could be menstruating trans males. Love is Love H8R. Never underestimate the deviant mind in how low it can go.
Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 02:46 PM (ctrM5)
Something is amiss.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 02:09 PM (tT6L1)
Gay.
Or so cucked he goes with his beard..er, wife...every saturday for a mani/pedi.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 02:46 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: ace the cool guy at November 05, 2024 02:40 PM (KRtlO)
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It'd be cool if the RNC could teach the election workers of Wayne County how to count.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 02:47 PM (GBKbO)
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Not that I want Kammie to win, but if she were to somehow pull this off, I would pay good money to be a fly on the wall wherever Hillary happens to be....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at November 05, 2024 02:42 PM (SRRAx)
It has been suggested that Brandon could step down before January 20 just to spite *everyone*. It would be great if he waited until 11:59 on the 19th.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 02:47 PM (zlGo9)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)
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Sounds like someone didn't know their buddy was a drug addict.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 02:47 PM (tT6L1)
In the movie, Robert Downey, Jr. returns to lead the Avengers against a homophobic, transphobic squirrel named P'nut and his sidekick, a racist raccoon named Fred.
The evil duo are hell-bent on killing half the universe with a rabies-like infectious disease! But can the Avengers deliver a new miracle vaccine in time to save the universe?
Coming in 2025.
Posted by: Bob Iger at November 05, 2024 02:47 PM (b7msB)
Posted by: callsign claymore at November 05, 2024 02:47 PM (hdy+0)
Spare a penny for the guy Guv'nor?
Guy Fawkes - the original FAFO.
Posted by: Ciampino - Guy Fawkes at November 05, 2024 02:47 PM (i0xsb)
RDJ, you have fallen far from your "no one can walk out of prison and come out a democrat" days. Epstein or Diddy vids still floating out there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1R5EWVJUD4
Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 02:47 PM (QAK8m)
Can't wait to hear the lamentation of their women (male and female) tonight.
Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 02:40 PM (LEMDm)
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After Trump won in 2016, someone here wrote something like:
"What is the best in life, Great Golden Scalp Weasel?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their cucks."
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 02:48 PM (1bwgq)
Posted by: ace the cool guy
Cool guys grab their crotches, early and often.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 02:48 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 05, 2024 02:48 PM (CqHIp)
Sounds like someone didn't know their buddy was a drug addict.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 02:47 PM (tT6L1)
I'm shocked he didn't pawn it first, honestly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SFGoth
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I fondly remember Shakey's as a kid. Dunno if they are still around where I live but they were the first franchised pizza chain. Founded in Sacramento, CA.
Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 02:48 PM (ctrM5)
🚨 BREAKING: Over Twice As Many Republicans Are Showing Up On Election Day in Arizona!
‼️ KEEP GOING! KEEP GOING! ‼️
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 02:11 PM (hovnC)
That's great news.
I hope she wins this time.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 02:48 PM (Rbu5d)
I half-think she was whispering to Joe about a really good garbage joke he could make.
Posted by: Splunge at November 05, 2024 02:49 PM (hmKaK)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 02:49 PM (v6JzV)
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As of 2024, Pennsylvania has the nation’s largest Amish population – over 92,000 Amish people living in 63 settlements.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 02:49 PM (hovnC)
Still better than Eternals and Thunderbolts.
Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 02:49 PM (LEMDm)
I wouldn't piss on her if she were on fire, but maybe while she's choking.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 05, 2024 02:49 PM (ei3Pb)
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 05, 2024 02:49 PM (SfhV1)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 02:47 PM (zlGo9)
It would totally screw up all the Trump 45/47 merch.
But Jill hates Kamala and ain't no hate like women working in the same place. Kamala loses, Jill will ensure she is NEVER President.
Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 02:49 PM (xhfG9)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 02:47 PM (GBKbO)
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest the election workers are the product of the broken public education system...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 05, 2024 02:49 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: ace the cool guy
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Thinking that Doyle Lonnegan is not the mark.
Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 02:49 PM (2bFN5)
"Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door, Grandma!""
Posted by: muldoon at November 05, 2024 02:42 PM (991eG)
Dang!
I loved that movie. Throw Grandma From The Plane.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 02:49 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)
And they still got it wrong.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 02:49 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: ace the cool guy
Where's Lamont? He'd tell us!
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 02:49 PM (CIS44)
__________________
That's so pathetic.
Is it me, or does that guy throw off a bit of a fag vibe?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2024 02:49 PM (YqDXo)
Neither will Hillary. If the unthinkable happens no way she is going to be able to force a smile and applause for somebody who became the first womyn POTUS. And by beating the man who took that from her.
She will be throwing lamps again at anybody near her.
Posted by: Ripley at November 05, 2024 02:12 PM (GUOwU)
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It's often crossed my mind that Bill never wanted Hillary to win, because he didn't want to be President Clinton* in all the history books. Likewise why Barry never encouraged Big Mike. Along those lines, it wouldn't surprise me if Hillary was working behind the scenes a bit to pull the rug out from under Kumswala.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 05, 2024 02:50 PM (QdGJh)
@TheBabylonBee
Early Exit Polls Show Peanut The Squirrel With Commanding Lead https://buff.ly/3UC57II
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 02:34 PM (TGPs7)
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That little bastard is gonna get all the fame.
Posted by: Fred the racoon at November 05, 2024 02:37 PM
You people are all assholes.
Posted by: Puxatawny Phil at November 05, 2024 02:50 PM (ewjUl)
Home of the red plastic tumblers. Good stuff.
Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 02:50 PM (LEMDm)
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker
That'll keep you distracted. Good luck!
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 05, 2024 02:50 PM (hB7mE)
Posted by: ace the cool guy
Cool guys grab their crotches, early and often.
Posted by: Archimedes
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I want Trump, I don't want anybody else, when I think about him, I touch myself. Ooooohhh.
Posted by: divinyls at November 05, 2024 02:50 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 05, 2024 02:50 PM (XVXfM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 02:47 PM (GBKbO)
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest the election workers are the product of the broken public education system...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 05, 2024 02:49 PM (7fElN)
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1, 2, 99, 100!
It's cute as a kid. It's less cute coming from an adult counting ballots.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 02:50 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 02:51 PM (LEMDm)
Early Exit Polls Show Peanut The Squirrel With Commanding Lead https://buff.ly/3UC57II
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 02:34 PM (TGPs7)
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That little bastard is gonna get all the fame.
Posted by: Fred the racoon at November 05, 2024 02:37 PM
You people are all assholes.
Posted by: Puxatawny Phil at November 05, 2024 02:50 PM (ewjUl)
And yet, PETA remains steadfast for Democrats.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC)
Er... yes, actually. The sides and crosswires, at least. I've got the shelves themselves.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 05, 2024 02:51 PM (hB7mE)
Joe Sweeney
@JoeSweeneyNH
Turnout in Republican towns throughout New Hampshire is absolutely off the charts - many are on trendlines to surpass 90% turnout today.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 02:51 PM (ghV3u)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Heck why am I still walking around. No shot here.
And I'm a carnivore, too, which is supposed to KILL MEEEEE!
Nope.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 02:51 PM (Rbu5d)
Something is amiss.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 02:09 PM (tT6L1
I didn't watch it but was the girls 'other' father in the picture/
Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 02:51 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: ace the cool guy at November 05, 2024 02:40 PM (KRtlO)
Whoa
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 02:51 PM (ksjMr)
i'm hearing some positive stuff about Michigan but it's nonpublic so I can't mention it. But it's (touches nose)
Posted by: ace the cool guy at November 05, 2024 02:40 PM
positive stuff notwithstanding, the steal is too strong in michigan
twelve hours from now, they'll come up with 2.7 million votes from Detroit (Rock City)
[the population of Detroit (Rock City) is about 625K and has been for years]
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 05, 2024 02:51 PM (w9Ycv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 02:47 PM (GBKbO)
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest the election workers are the product of the broken public education system...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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I think they can count just fine. But it's like those schoolhouse rock videos . . . 5 10 15 20 etc
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 05, 2024 02:51 PM (Edx9u)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 05, 2024 02:50 PM (XVXfM)
Do you think Kari Lake will win ?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 02:51 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2024 02:49 PM (YqDXo)
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It's not you.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 02:51 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 05, 2024 02:48 PM (CqHIp)
I recently saw a comment screenshot as a meme that things were looking so much brighter since the commenter starting thinking of it as the hill for *them* to die on.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 02:51 PM (zlGo9)
Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2024 02:51 PM (HJ9BW)
Throw off a vibe? He's a gay gamma ray burster!
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 02:51 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
They're in favor of animals the way Planned Parenthood is in favor of parenthood.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 05, 2024 02:51 PM (hB7mE)
Posted by: ace the cool guy at November 05, 2024 02:40 PM (KRtlO)
It's what?
Stinky?
Posted by: Defenestratus at November 05, 2024 02:52 PM (JPJlL)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
They are patronage hires from a Dem run personnel agency most likely. Only the higher ups have the permanent grifting jobs.
Dems find that an advantage because their endless turmoil and incompetence in office gives plausible deniability of a cheat.
Posted by: divinyls at November 05, 2024 02:52 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: andycanuck
One would have to assume that in order to increase the Amish population by 100% in 24 years those bonnets have to come off sometime.
RUMSPRINGA!!!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2024 02:52 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 02:49 PM (v6JzV)
Bunt
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 02:52 PM (bFuzj)
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker
That'll keep you distracted. Good luck!
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 05, 2024 02:50 PM (hB7mE)
Don't let your meat loaf !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 05, 2024 02:52 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC)
Er... yes, actually. The sides and crosswires, at least. I've got the shelves themselves.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 05, 2024 02:51 PM (hB7mE)
Stop. You're getting Ace sexually aroused.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 02:52 PM (i24o9)
Check out my post #93 relative to Amish and Mennonite communities in PA. There are a number of reasons to suggest their involvement this time around.
Posted by: Orson at November 05, 2024 02:52 PM (dIske)
Joe Sweeney
@JoeSweeneyNH
Turnout in Republican towns throughout New Hampshire is absolutely off the charts - many are on trendlines to surpass 90% turnout today.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 02:51 PM (ghV3u)
"Illegitimate! North Korea numbers! Russian interference! Audit, audit!" - DU
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 02:52 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Teresa"
Dangerous. You may be squashed by a flying lamp.
Posted by: Ripley at November 05, 2024 02:52 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: ace the cool guy
Harbaugh is coming back?
Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 02:52 PM (xhfG9)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 02:47 PM (zlGo9)
It would totally screw up all the Trump 45/47 merch.
But Jill hates Kamala and ain't no hate like women working in the same place. Kamala loses, Jill will ensure she is NEVER President.
Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 02:49 PM (xhfG9)
If he does, it will no more than a couple of minutes before Trump begins taking the oath of office. Not enough time for anyone to try swearing Kamala in.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 05, 2024 02:52 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: AZ
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I think Barky 'awarded' a record number.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2024 02:52 PM (XeU6L)
Something is amiss.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 02:09 PM (tT6L1)
It definitely could be an op like others are saying. But something I've noticed about people in that age range. Both parents work, they have cushy, high paying office jobs. They put their kids in day care and after care and they either order out and have it delivered (uber eats, etc), or they get those food plans where all the ingredients show up their door and they just have to cook it.
No DIY house work, no working on their own cars...just totally pampered.
Posted by: haffhowershower at November 05, 2024 02:53 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 02:53 PM (AdHga)
They're giving back their bogus national championship trophy?
Posted by: one hour sober at November 05, 2024 02:53 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: garrett at November 05, 2024 02:53 PM (z/jjr)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 05, 2024 02:53 PM (hEJcX)
Posted by: steevy at November 05, 2024 02:53 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: andycanuck
One would have to assume that in order to increase the Amish population by 100% in 24 years those bonnets have to come off sometime.
RUMSPRINGA!!!
Posted by: Tonypete
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Amish and Mennonites are down with sex and large families. Shakers that were not cool with sex are all dead. There is a lesson there that history belongs to whoever shows up to write it.
Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 02:53 PM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2024 02:49 PM (YqDXo)
Musta been that dribble on the corner of his mouth.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 100 comment rule? at November 05, 2024 02:54 PM (DobEs)
Something is amiss.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 02:09 PM (tT6L1
I didn't watch it but was the girls 'other' father in the picture/
Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 02:51 PM (LHPAg)
Lol. Shut her down. This comment wins the crying betacuck plant interview thread.
Posted by: That guy who always questions the timing. at November 05, 2024 02:54 PM (uBBbP)
🚨 JUST IN: Nevada Republicans have now expanded on their lead WITH mail and Election Day voting
GOP lead: +47,171
🔴 REP: 433,339 (37.8%)
🔵 DEM: 386,168 (33.7%)
⚪️ OTH: 320,389 (28%)
Data: @birenbomb
Nov 5, 2024 · 7:38 PM UTC
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 02:54 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 05, 2024 02:05 PM (VNX3d)
Or comfort food. I'm alone today, so I might have a
chicken pasta casserole for dinner, with moar cheese on top.
(They're the tiny Corning Ware ones.)
Posted by: sal at November 05, 2024 02:54 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2024 02:54 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: ace the cool guy at November 05, 2024 02:40 PM (KRtlO)
It's what?
Stinky?
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Its full of boogers. It's Italian.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 02:54 PM (AdHga)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 02:13 PM (RUMEY)
True.
However, it has been shown that (HORRORS) men who have low T and take testosterone therapy, amazingly become...conservative.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 02:54 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 05, 2024 02:54 PM (Edx9u)
It's cute as a kid. It's less cute coming from an adult counting ballots.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 02:50 PM (GBKbO)
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"1 for Trump. 2 for Harris. 1 for Trump. 3 for Harris..."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 05, 2024 02:55 PM (7fElN)
chicken pasta casserole for dinner, with moar cheese on top.
(They're the tiny Corning Ware ones.)
Posted by: sal at November 05, 2024 02:54 PM (f+FmA)
I'm eating carbs today to celebrate.. Or drown my sorrows
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 02:55 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 02:26 PM
Leggings are fine, IMO. Just don't wear a MAGA shirt or they'll make you strip at the polls.
Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 02:55 PM (QAK8m)
Posted by: But whatever at November 05, 2024 02:55 PM (DobEs)
Posted by: Cartman at November 05, 2024 02:44 PM (/y8xj)
I just spent time with him this weekend.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 02:55 PM (ExV1e)
I think Barky 'awarded' a record number.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2024 02:52 PM (XeU6L)
He gave one to f*cking Joe Biden.
The prick really lessened the value with THAT shit move.
Oh, and Megan Rapinoe has one as well.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 02:51 PM (IyPmt)
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If the rural turnout can swamp the Maricopa cheat, then, yes. Also, I believe signature verification has to be done now, after Hobbs illegally got rid of that rule.
I don't know if Pima is in on the cheat even though it leans liberal.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 02:55 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Heck why am I still walking around. No shot here.
And I'm a carnivore, too, which is supposed to KILL MEEEEE!
Nope.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 02:51 PM (Rbu5d)
Why have we been screeched out about overusing antibiotics (which I still think is a valid concern, although not to the extent of the panic and I'm fcking PISSED about the recent changes controlling livestock meds) at the *same time* the childhood vaccination list has gone from something like 5 to 80 zillion *and* been pushed to younger and younger starting age?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 02:56 PM (zlGo9)
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker
Can't beat a good meat loaf. Leftovers especially - meat loaf sandwiches.
Emeril Lagasi has a fantastic recipe for meat loaf. By no means is it low cal. But when Mrs OCiS makes it, I know I must have done something good.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 02:56 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: mrp at November 05, 2024 02:56 PM (rj6Yv)
Sent Red out for one of those giant Costco chicken pot pies and a pallet of Kettle chips.
Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 02:56 PM (LEMDm)
RUMSPRINGA!!!
Posted by: Tonypete
What do the Amish know about rum? And rum's a summer drink, not spring.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2024 02:56 PM (KAi1n)
I don't know if Pima is in on the cheat even though it leans liberal.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 02:55 PM (tT6L1)
The early news out of Maricopa has been good!
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 02:56 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Skip
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Deny them your essence (and viewing). Better information to be found online honestly.
Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 02:56 PM (ctrM5)
Throw off a vibe? He's a gay gamma ray burster!
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 02:51 PM (xCA6C)
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Need to put an attenuator on the gaydar so none of the circuits overload.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 05, 2024 02:56 PM (QdGJh)
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 02:26 PM
Leggings are fine, IMO. Just don't wear a MAGA shirt or they'll make you strip at the polls.
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Leggings look good on a guy carrying a M-1 Rifle.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 02:56 PM (AdHga)
Rep. John Block
@RepBlock
🚨 VOTE!!! According to analysis of voting performance numbers as of 9am, Republicans are SO CLOSE to flipping New Mexico RED (about 8,000 votes). But we need to show up and vote. While calling for candidates, I have heard a lot of R's are planning on voting tonight after work (5pm). So, please stay in line and keep voting. It's INSANE how close we are to flipping the state, y'all!!!
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 02:57 PM (ghV3u)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 02:57 PM (ksjMr)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 02:49 PM
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It means I had to do a little "gold-mining." Sorry I made your house disappear while you were sitting on the can.
Posted by: Jeannie at November 05, 2024 02:57 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 02:57 PM (p4NUW)
Ha!
Posted by: As if at November 05, 2024 02:57 PM (DobEs)
SO many lefties benefit if she doesn't make it...I doubt they are as all in as they pretend. Ex presidents especially.
(Carter, Clinton, Obama, Biden all look like AIDS patients or have one foot in the grave...being a dem really does a number on you. Whereas Trump has never looked better, he's like reverse aging.)
Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 02:57 PM (QAK8m)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 05, 2024 02:51 PM (hB7mE)
Stop. You're getting Ace sexually aroused.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon
Lol
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 05, 2024 02:57 PM (hB7mE)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 02:56 PM (zlGo9)
There's that one kid that was given 29 shots or some such in one sitting and is now basically a vegetable.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ace the cool guy at November 05, 2024 02:40 PM (KRtlO)
***
**Twists mustache, points to temple, nods sagaciously**
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 05, 2024 02:57 PM (1FWWQ)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 02:45 PM (ksjMr)
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The wifey always got a kick out of The Roxbury Guys skit with Jim Carrey (who's since lost his lefty loony mind) dancing to "What Is Love" by Haddaway.
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 02:58 PM (RQ5WC)
Carry on.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 05, 2024 02:58 PM (LxER7)
I liked the bit where Goodlander bitches about Williams wanting to cut taxes for the rich and Williams responded "You and the husband are the rich. You are worth tens of millions of dollars"
Though if I were here I would have continued to note that as government employees the Goodlanders have gotten rich looting the working people of America
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 02:58 PM (oZhjI)
Baby == responsibility.
They do NOT want responsibility. For decades, leftist women have been drilling into the minds of young girls that having a baby means your life is over. If you have a baby you are domesticated. You no longer have any choices. You are done.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 05, 2024 02:58 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 05, 2024 02:50 PM (XVXfM)
Do you think Kari Lake will win ?
Posted by: It's me donna
I think Lake will win the honest voting.
The Sec of State in AZ is a lying, cheating, fool and I will not put it past him and his ilk to keep counting until all the Dems win.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 05, 2024 02:59 PM (XVXfM)
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Snort. Imma stealing this.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 02:53 PM (AdHga)
https://youtube.com/shorts/t7p-px3VZ9I
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 05, 2024 02:59 PM (VNX3d)
🚨 Georgia poll worker arrested for planting bomb threat to voting station — framing a voter.
https://tinyurl.com/4rvrfvme
Daily Mail screencaps
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The Liberty Broadcast @TheLibertyBcast Nov 3
2 UNHINGED Harris supporters assaulted me today in Bastrop, Texas.
These people are dangerous and violent. I was only there asking why there was so much support in such a conservative area.
Full video will be released tonight.
The Liberty Broadcast @TheLibertyBcast 2h
Found her! She's a poll worker.
Police are here. Update coming soon!
https://tinyurl.com/ycx99my3
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 02:59 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: mrp at November 05, 2024 02:56 PM (rj6Yv)
________________________________
I watched some of the Hung Cao / Kaine debate. Cao is going places...and hilarious. He started reciting statistics and Kaine challenged him. Cao chuckled and said "Come on, I'm Asian. You can trust me when math is involved."
Posted by: Orson at November 05, 2024 02:59 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 02:59 PM (LEMDm)
Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 02:51 PM (LHPAg)
_________________
How do you interview a turkey baster?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2024 03:00 PM (YqDXo)
https://youtube.com/shorts/t7p-px3VZ9I
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 05, 2024 02:59 PM (VNX3d)
Shit, that's funny.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
What I've heard is it's a case of "We have to do ALL THE VACCINES ALL AT ONCE because parents won't bring their kids in multiple time to get them on schedule."
No word on whether that's actually effective, useful or safe for the kid that gets stuck.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 05, 2024 03:00 PM (hB7mE)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Got your bottle of Bourbon ready for DaveinFl?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 05, 2024 02:46 PM (XVXfM)
Hope for NJ? Maybe?
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 03:00 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Well, shit.
Posted by: LA Dodger Fans at November 05, 2024 03:00 PM (ei3Pb)
I'd say "I voted for Harris so my preoperative trans-son can have an abortion if he has sex with preoperative trans-woman. Also, Trump is too tough on child-pornography."
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 05, 2024 03:01 PM (mW6aM)
Posted by: Iasonas at November 05, 2024 03:01 PM (gUzGB)
Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 02:57 PM (QAK8m)
Excluding Carter as he appears to be in end stage Alzheimers.
But the rest of them - take a look at them. This is what hate and evil do to people.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 03:01 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 03:01 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 03:01 PM (XpGz+)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 03:01 PM (v6JzV)
2020 = Democrats inject thousands of fake ballots into the system in a few key districts, manufacturing the appearance of 90-100% turnout.
2024 = Enraged citizens swarm to the polls, generating legitimate 90% turnout in several districts, swamping the steal and winning Trump back the White House.
God is a God who loves Poetic Justice, and who loves to repudiate oppressors. This would be a two-for-one.
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 03:01 PM (wGun1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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The gifts keep coming with Prez Trump.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 03:02 PM (AdHga)
Everybody Hung Cao tonight!
Posted by: Buh bye Tim Kaine at November 05, 2024 03:02 PM (DobEs)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 02:19 PM (tT6L1)
I'M more athletic than that guy.
And I'm older than most of the Hoarde
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 03:02 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Lex at November 05, 2024 03:02 PM (fMN7A)
Posted by: Orson
"You’ve fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this; never go in against an Asian, when math is on the line! Aha ha ha ha!"
Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2024 03:02 PM (WXNFJ)
My gf lives in Ridgewood.
Unfortunately, it's rich white liberal Karen land.
Posted by: Iasonas at November 05, 2024 03:01 PM (gUzGB)
We've covered this before but I lived in Ridgewood as an elementary school kid in the 70's.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 05, 2024 03:02 PM (z/ifB)
(501 comments / 56 minutes)
Apologies for introducing 'math' to the thread.......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 03:02 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 03:02 PM (xKusi)
chicken pasta casserole for dinner, with moar cheese on top. (They're the tiny Corning Ware ones.)
Posted by: sal at November 05, 2024 02:54 PM (f+FmA)
Oh, that would be yum. I have beef slow cooking in the crock pot with potatoes and veg! So a yummy comforting dinner tonight, one the "eat zee bugs" libs will hate, whatever happens.
But I just ate the last of my halloween candy. *pouts*
Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 03:02 PM (QAK8m)
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 05, 2024 03:02 PM (SfhV1)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 05, 2024 03:02 PM (Q4IgG)
Tim Kaine is running ads saying he is controlled by special interests.
Kaine is a piece of shit
Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 03:02 PM (xhfG9)
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I agree that's why I looked for their population number/s so we could guess how many votes it could be that the Dems will have to make up [literally!] more than in 2020.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 03:02 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2024 03:02 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 03:03 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 05, 2024 03:02 PM (Q4IgG)
Gassed up the cars and bought more than usual groceries last night.
Loading mags this evening with Rumble on.
Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 03:03 PM (xhfG9)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 05, 2024 03:04 PM (lTGtQ)
No word on whether that's actually effective, useful or safe for the kid that gets stuck.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 05, 2024 03:00 PM (hB7mE)
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I suggested a while back a comparative study needs to be done between when someone like myself received vaccines, which was in grade school, versus giving vaccines to young babies, which is how it is currently done. As a caveat, none of my children were vaccinated as babies. They got their stuff when they were older, about the same age I was when I got my vaccinations.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 05, 2024 03:04 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 03:04 PM (B9Prs)
Posted by: Orson at November 05, 2024 02:59 PM (dIske)
I saw a video clip of that exchange. It brought down the house. The man's a warrior in every sense of the word. He needs a place in government - in the Senate or the administration.
Posted by: mrp at November 05, 2024 03:04 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 03:04 PM (B9Prs)
chicken pasta casserole for dinner, with moar cheese on top. (They're the tiny Corning Ware ones.)
Posted by: sal at November 05, 2024 02:54 PM (f+FmA)
Oh, that would be yum. I have beef slow cooking in the crock pot with potatoes and veg! So a yummy comforting dinner tonight, one the "eat zee bugs" libs will hate, whatever happens.
But I just ate the last of my halloween candy. *pouts*
Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 03:02 PM (QAK8m)
I bought too many grapes for the youth groups so I'm doing a chicken with grapes, mustard, rosemary, and garlic/onion (gonna turn it into a sauce after cooking). Roasted potatoes, roasted green beans, and pineapple (I bought less of too much of that for the kids). Something fresh and tasty to keep the stomach settled.
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 03:04 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 03:05 PM (ksjMr)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 03:04 PM (B9Prs)
That's the way!
-Dougie 'two Fists' Emhoff.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 03:05 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 03:05 PM (XpGz+)
Do you have a link to the Amish twitter account?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 05, 2024 03:05 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 03:04 PM
--
It's never as good as the first time.
Posted by: Doug Emhoff at November 05, 2024 03:05 PM (wzAuc)
Your Humble Servant
ARiK
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 03:05 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 03:05 PM (xKusi)
Carry on.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 05, 2024 02:58 PM (LxER7)
This election feels more like, "Merry and Pippin were brought to Fangorn, and their coming was like the falling of small stones that starts an avalanche."
There's been an avalanche of individual stones -- the assassination attempts, the subversion of the primary process, Tren de Aragua, the J6 persecutions, the Hunter laptop op, cats and dogs getting eaten, men in women's volleyball, even peanut the f*cking squirrel, all adding up to what will hopefully be a landslide.
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 05, 2024 03:05 PM (XfoBK)
@RepBlock
🚨 VOTE!!! According to analysis of voting performance numbers as of 9am, Republicans are SO CLOSE to flipping New Mexico RED (about 8,000 votes). But we need to show up and vote. While calling for candidates, I have heard a lot of R's are planning on voting tonight after work (5pm). So, please stay in line and keep voting. It's INSANE how close we are to flipping the state, y'all!!!
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 05, 2024 02:57 PM (ghV3u)
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I'm surprised that The Cartels are allowing this.
Not only will they lose billions of dollars if The Head of The Junta is Hydra is severed and The Border Closed For Business ... they could lose their own actual heads.
* Cue the great Patrick McGoohan as Longshanks in Braveheart: *
"That could be MY head in a basket ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 03:05 PM (Ragqh)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 03:05 PM (ExV1e)
chicken pasta casserole for dinner, with moar cheese on top. (They're the tiny Corning Ware ones.)
Sticking with my traditional holiday menu.
Take-out Chinese.
Posted by: DaisyB at November 05, 2024 03:06 PM (AbL8c)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 03:04 PM (B9Prs)
Now we're talking!
Posted by: Doug Emhoff at November 05, 2024 03:06 PM (xhfG9)
-Dougie 'two Fists' Emhoff.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 03:05 PM (CIS44)
Doug Beat Emhoff
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: lizabth at November 05, 2024 03:06 PM (Jfw7U)
Then she gained a lesbian as a roommate (there are 4 girls in the apartment).
"If that's what lesbians are like, I never want to be around them again."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Divorce and Abuse stats are far higher for lesbian couples than MF or MM pairs.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 05, 2024 03:06 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 03:06 PM (ksjMr)
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 05, 2024 03:06 PM (g8Ew8)
==
What I've heard is it's a case of "We have to do ALL THE VACCINES ALL AT ONCE because parents won't bring their kids in multiple time to get them on schedule."
No word on whether that's actually effective, useful or safe for the kid that gets stuck.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at November 05, 2024 03:00 PM (hB7mE)
I can believe that many parents are sadly that oblivious. One (!) of my friends had the opposite experience - doc was pushing for a shitload of jabs in one session - and she told him to f off and set up multiple appointments for the kid.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 03:06 PM (zlGo9)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 03:07 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 03:04 PM (B9Prs)
I know you already fixed it but phrasing, and your nic is on point.
what was the headline about Trump thrashing Hillary that got everyone so hot and bothered?
Posted by: TexasDan at November 05, 2024 03:07 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 03:07 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Doug Emhof at November 05, 2024 03:07 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 05, 2024 02:05 PM (VNX3d)
Or comfort food. I'm alone today, so I might have a
chicken pasta casserole for dinner, with moar cheese on top.
(They're the tiny Corning Ware ones.)
Posted by: sal at November 05, 2024 02:54 PM (f+FmA)
I worked on my old truck about an hour and came in to give Mrs. E her dinner. I had nan bread and hummus, supposedly healthy snack, because I'm fixin' to abuse my body with whiskey, salt pork, smoked herring, and oh heck, pecan pie. I am brimming with confidence,
Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 03:07 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: PA Dutchman at November 05, 2024 03:07 PM (QyT5w)
Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 02:06 PM (i7Q7S
Funny how not having sex till you want to make a baby is not an option.
Or using one of the 37 other chemical, mechanical or behavioral methods to not have children
Posted by: azjaeger at November 05, 2024 03:07 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 03:07 PM (ksjMr)
It's like I won the lottery.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 05, 2024 03:07 PM (wBaIH)
Man: I have 3 daughters... women's rights is pretty important
......
Guess he doesn't want grandkids. Idiot.
Posted by: wth at November 05, 2024 03:08 PM (v0R5T)
Your Humble Servant
ARiK
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 03:05 PM (QGaXH)
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"Dear God, I would settle for at least two ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 03:08 PM (Ragqh)
Posted by: jmel at November 05, 2024 03:08 PM (bVhJi)
So, not Russia?
......
That would be the second time in as many months that Russia was falsely accused of meddling in Georgian elections.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at November 05, 2024 03:08 PM (mW6aM)
What? Why are you all laughing?
(wanted to get more mileage out of this sock)
Posted by: Doug Emhoff at November 05, 2024 03:08 PM (xhfG9)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 03:08 PM (ksjMr)
Posted by: mrp at November 05, 2024 03:04 PM (rj6Yv)
Nah, Senator is where action goes to die. Make him a troubleshooter for Trump and MAGA.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 05, 2024 03:08 PM (n7h9X)
(501 comments / 56 minutes)
Apologies for introducing 'math' to the thread.......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 03:02 PM (QGaXH)
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We're going to need swap out for a fresh team of hamsters for the 7pm - midnight shift
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 05, 2024 03:09 PM (XfoBK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Dang guys. I can't vote any harder.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 03:09 PM (W/lyH)
It also shocking that he actually sleeps with women.
Posted by: Mrs Emma Peel at November 05, 2024 03:09 PM (lIN5E)
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So, they are impaling Dems along 95?
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 03:09 PM (AdHga)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Wait why am I telling you this? What the hell have I become.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 03:08 PM (ksjMr)
Nothing wrong with food talk.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 05, 2024 03:09 PM (n7h9X)
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I'd prefer a NY Post headline of "Hillary Beats Trump To Death"
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 03:09 PM (hovnC)
"Man": I have three daughters and, like, just look at me. I'm constitutionally incapable of being a strong positive male role model. They're going to be the village bikes, I just know it.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 05, 2024 03:09 PM (B9Prs)
Posted by: jmel at November 05, 2024 03:08 PM (bVhJi)
Florida should be the model for national election integrity reforms
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 03:10 PM (wGun1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 03:10 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 03:10 PM (zlGo9)
Wait why am I telling you this? What the hell have I become.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 03:08 PM (ksjMr)
You tend to tell your family things.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 05, 2024 03:10 PM (1FWWQ)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 03:10 PM (xKusi)
Man: I have 3 daughters... women's rights is pretty important
......
Guess he doesn't want grandkids. Idiot.
Posted by: wth at November 05, 2024 03:08 PM (v0R5T)
Imagine the howls of laughter if it was reversed and he was a MAGA dude and said "gun rights IS pretty important".....over and over we'd hear about how it was proof the MAGA crowd was not only dumb nut illeterate......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 03:10 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Wait is there supposed to be a comma in there?
Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 03:10 PM (xhfG9)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at November 05, 2024 03:11 PM (LPS7w)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 05, 2024 03:11 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: jmel at November 05, 2024 03:08 PM (bVhJi)
Chad is hung.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2024 03:11 PM (DDGz9)
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 05, 2024 03:02 PM (SfhV1)
Good.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 03:11 PM (9mfKN)
Posted by: InZona at November 05, 2024 03:11 PM (a9vhT)
Kamala is so incredibly horrible it shouldn't even be close
Posted by: It's me donna
......
That's what I've been saying for months. But we don't live in a sane country anymore.
Posted by: wth at November 05, 2024 03:11 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Lets do this! at November 05, 2024 02:22 PM (ACWel)
Dictator. Pfffft.
God Emperor.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 03:11 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 05, 2024 03:11 PM (kTd/k)
It's like I won the lottery.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov
Looking in the rules book, if she is on fire you can choke her with your pee.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 05, 2024 03:11 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: jmel at November 05, 2024 03:08 PM (bVhJi)
Florida should be the model for national election integrity reforms
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 03:10 PM (wGun1)
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Either election integrity makes states go red real fast, or election integrity does nothing and it's just that DeSantis was just so great because he fought the culture war against establishment corporate entities and won.
You choose.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 03:11 PM (GBKbO)
In public, in MA.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 03:11 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 03:11 PM (ExV1e)
It also shocking that he actually sleeps with women.
Posted by: Mrs Emma Peel at November 05, 2024 03:09
Where are his buddies to make fun of him and call him gay? Seriously, people are falling down on the job here.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 05, 2024 03:11 PM (CTJrU)
Posted by: Just got here at November 05, 2024 03:11 PM (DobEs)
Not that anybody here noticed....(kidding)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 03:11 PM (QGaXH)
(Carter, Clinton, Obama, Biden all look like AIDS patients or have one foot in the grave...being a dem really does a number on you. Whereas Trump has never looked better, he's like reverse aging.)
Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 02:57 PM
Sammy Haggar & William Jefferson Blythe Clinton are within a few months of being the same age
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 05, 2024 03:12 PM (w9Ycv)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 05, 2024 03:11 PM (kTd/k)
I would rush to save her life...
If Trump was going to win.
Can't rob Joy of these next four years!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 03:12 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: ShainS --
Don't think that was Carrey.
He wasn't on SNL.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 05, 2024 03:12 PM (FxH7T)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Yeah maybe. I swore I was never gonna be that guy. Maybe tomorrow I'll post a picture of my lunch.
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 03:12 PM (ksjMr)
Posted by: bonhomme at November 05, 2024 03:12 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 03:10 PM (xhfG9)
I might be slightly hung over......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Victor Joecks
@VictorJoecks
With Rural NV showing up strong and big lead heading into EDay, Rs will take this.
If Rs won EDay like they did in 2022, you'd be looking at a landslide.
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 03:12 PM (wGun1)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 03:12 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 03:12 PM (LEMDm)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 03:12 PM (ksjMr)
Posted by: SimoHayha at November 05, 2024 03:13 PM (KfVMM)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 02:22 PM (N39Ws)
She was being deeply sarcastic.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 03:13 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 03:08 PM (Ragqh)
Dear God, two small ones and one big one. That's all I'm asking.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at November 05, 2024 03:13 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at November 05, 2024 03:11 PM (LPS7w)
Toilets begin clogging in three...two...
Posted by: Diogenes at November 05, 2024 03:13 PM (W/lyH)
"Man": I have three daughters and, like, just look at me. I'm constitutionally incapable of being a strong positive male role model.
They're going to be the village bikes, I just know it.
Posted by: joe
They already are, dad. Step off and let someone else ride.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 05, 2024 03:13 PM (7RAhE)
Posted by: Sifty at November 05, 2024 03:13 PM (LEMDm)
Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 03:02 PM (QAK8m)
its probably on sale for real cheap now!
Posted by: Oldcat at November 05, 2024 03:13 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 05, 2024 03:13 PM (zlGo9)
You choose.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 05, 2024 03:11 PM (GBKbO)
AND
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 03:13 PM (9mfKN)
Your Humble Servant
ARiK
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 05, 2024 03:05 PM (QGaXH)
---------------
"Dear God, I would settle for at least two ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 05, 2024 03:08 PM (Ragqh)
------
Dear Jesus, you brought Lazarus back from the dead.
Flip them all.
Please.
Thank you.
Posted by: Just Lily at November 05, 2024 03:13 PM (TV8J3)
Posted by: ShainS --
Don't think that was Carrey.
He wasn't on SNL.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 05, 2024 03:12 PM (FxH7T)
----
Carrey did appear in Roxbury Guys skit on SNL when he was the host.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at November 05, 2024 03:14 PM (LPS7w)
So, not Russia?
Oh, THAT Georgia.
Posted by: Feebs at November 05, 2024 03:14 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 05, 2024 03:14 PM (wBaIH)
Don't think that was Carrey.
He wasn't on SNL.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 05, 2024 03:12 PM (FxH7T)
I thought it was Will Ferrell and that other dude, which would be why I never watched SNL OR that stupid f*cking movie.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 03:05 PM (xKusi)
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*sticks head out of kitchen*
Please see me in Deplorable Gourmet!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 05, 2024 03:14 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at November 05, 2024 03:11 PM (LPS7w)
Toilets begin clogging in three...two...
Posted by: Diogenes at November
It was a dem poll worker. They have been arrested. Russians. Good grief.
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 03:14 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Defenestratus at November 05, 2024 03:14 PM (AU1fa)
Posted by: Just got here at November 05, 2024 03:11 PM (DobEs)
everyone has ridden her.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 05, 2024 03:14 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Oldcat
===
Prior sexual abuse and violent abuse backgrounds are common among gays.
Posted by: whig at November 05, 2024 03:14 PM (ctrM5)
True, but it was equally as true for Joe.
We all pay attention and know things, and I think we really don't understand exactly how normies think. They had all heard the name Biden for years. Biden until very recently was able to do "politician". They thought of him as just another normal pol type and basically safe to vote for. Kamala can't " politician". She hasn't been visible to normies for very long, and she can't do "likeable".
Posted by: azjaeger at November 05, 2024 03:15 PM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 05, 2024 03:15 PM (kTd/k)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 05, 2024 03:05 PM (lTGtQ)
________________________________
Nope. They thought about it, but when Amos Stuckle, who is know to have the East Coast record for cow insemination thanks to a rigged eye dropper and a heat lamp creating suction, tried to sign up. Someone had already acquired the name "Famous Amos."
Posted by: Orson at November 05, 2024 03:15 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 03:16 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: ...
You know it.
Posted by: Doug Emhoff at November 05, 2024 03:17 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Same as in town at November 05, 2024 03:17 PM (DobEs)
Posted by: Mrs Emma Peel at November 05, 2024 03:09 PM (lIN5E)
_______________
Begs the question.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 05, 2024 03:17 PM (YqDXo)
The cities have not started burning yet and she is calling for peace. Peace with whom? Lefties? Oh, OK.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at November 05, 2024 02:27 PM (Z8Yh2)
She was being deeply sarcastic.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 03:19 PM (Rbu5d)
Here in the blue part of NC I voted in Durham. Normally there is a steady flow and lines out the door. I voted at 6:30am today and there were about 10 people there.
Been driving by a few times throughout the day and nobody is there except the poll workers.
Posted by: NC Ref at November 05, 2024 03:21 PM (9L/I7)
Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2024 03:23 PM (fwDg9)
Please let Michigan cook Stefanik plump.
Posted by: Auspex at November 05, 2024 03:26 PM (j4U/Z)
But the rest of them - take a look at them. This is what hate and evil do to people.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 03:01 PM (N39Ws)
'No, no, Mr. President! Damnit, somebody bring me another ballot. He just voted for Trump.'
Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 03:26 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at November 05, 2024 03:39 PM (paSBy)
Posted by: Pascal at November 05, 2024 04:11 PM (zW08K)
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