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The Morning Report 11/5/24
Good morning kids. Well today is election day and as such marks the end of voting season. But it is the beginning of vote counting season
And vote rigging forging and cheating that likely has been going on for weeks if not months already. And may the Marc Eliases of this world be thwarted and crushed at every turn.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 07:00 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 05, 2024 07:00 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2024 07:00 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 07:01 AM (ExV1e)
We just got word that we WON the case. Election Day is Election Day
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2024 07:01 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 05, 2024 07:02 AM (5hfjS)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 07:02 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Scottst at November 05, 2024 07:02 AM (yjKqP)
Well, that was new. I got to the polls early enough that I was first in line. Don't think I've done that before.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 05, 2024 07:02 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 05, 2024 07:02 AM (a1415)
Posted by: Scottst at November 05, 2024 07:02 AM
Final results out of Dixville Notch, NH: 3-3
I'm beginning to think Dixville Notch is well named.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 07:04 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2024 07:04 AM (2VqLo)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 05, 2024 07:04 AM (W/2in)
Posted by: fd at November 05, 2024 07:04 AM (vFG9F)
Going to vote today here in the People's Democratic Republic of Illinois.
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at November 05, 2024 07:04 AM (gxokI)
Posted by: paulnjax at November 05, 2024 07:04 AM (j5/wM)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at November 05, 2024 07:05 AM (JvtuU)
Posted by: UnionCity at November 05, 2024 07:05 AM (tBxhU)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2024 07:04 AM
Provincetown hasn't reported in yet.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 07:05 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: NR Pax at November 05, 2024 07:06 AM (OPGS/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 07:06 AM (i+WgN)
I was fretting over the election yesterday, and this verse popped into my head: “Be still, and know that I am God.” I felt better. 🙂
God bless PDT
Posted by: Jmel at November 05, 2024 07:06 AM (bVhJi)
Glad to see you soldiering on even in spite of the computer still being in the repair shop. I hope at this point you're pestering them once a day with a phone call asking, "Is it ready yet?"
Squeaky wheel gets the grease. It's annoying, but it works.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 05, 2024 07:07 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Ordinary American at November 05, 2024 07:07 AM (UseAb)
If that is the case, I'm going to the store, going to buy a cake, put some candles on it and then I'm going to wish that a motherfcker would.
Posted by: NR Pax at November 05, 2024 07:07 AM (OPGS/)
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at November 05, 2024 07:07 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 05, 2024 07:08 AM (a1415)
197 Okay now we are venturing into plagiarism/copyrights with the Monty Python "Argument" episode.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la squadra si chiama Boston Bruins at November 05, 2024 06:48 AM (i0xsb)
No we're not.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Buongiorno Maestro! at November 05, 2024 06:49 AM (PiwSw)
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So you want an argument then?
(Allora vuoi fare una discussione o argomento adesso?)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, non voglio dire niente di piu al momento at November 05, 2024 07:08 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Roberto at November 05, 2024 07:08 AM (uO7Iy)
Went to my polling station. About 50 in line outside. I'll go back in an hour after the initial rush dies down. I'm usually one of the first 10 to vote there. Enthusiasm is high. However, we have abortion and a local tax increase on our ballot as well.
Posted by: olddog in mo at November 05, 2024 07:08 AM (hoCmQ)
Posted by: ZOD at November 05, 2024 07:08 AM (P+D4R)
Posted by: Grog at November 05, 2024 07:08 AM (esAC9)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 07:08 AM (EsZUh)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at November 05, 2024 07:09 AM (1TzeS)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton "
Nothing like an early morning pole.
Posted by: fd at November 05, 2024 07:10 AM (vFG9F)
Please know your voting machine's preferred pronouns ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 05, 2024 07:10 AM (qWj72)
Thank you.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at November 05, 2024 07:10 AM (JvtuU)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2024 07:11 AM (Zs1V0)
Posted by: ZOD at November 05, 2024 07:11 AM (P+D4R)
Posted by: KSB at November 05, 2024 07:12 AM (h51qp)
I may be a minority of one, but I don't like the idea of polling places in churches. I'm as patriotic a bastard as they come, but I'm pleased that my parish doesn't have an American flag in the sanctuary. It says, "The is the House of the Lord, Whose Kingdom is not of this world."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 07:12 AM (EsZUh)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 05, 2024 07:12 AM (QSRw1)
Posted by: olddog in mo at November 05, 2024 07:13 AM (hoCmQ)
Ayotte (R) beat her Dem opponent 5-1
Posted by: mrp at November 05, 2024 07:13 AM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2024 07:13 AM (AYz4A)
My wife is having open heart surgery today to repair an aortal valve. It's a fairly routine operation that will fix a defect she's had from birth, but open heart surgery is anything but routine, of course. We're on the way to the hospital in a few minutes. Please keep us in your thoughts.
Thank you.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at November 05, 2024 07:10 AM (JvtuU)
Well, that ought to keep your mind off other events going on today. Seriously, prayers offered for the spousal unit.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 07:14 AM (EsZUh)
YEH HE RATZON. YI HE YEH LE RIFUAH! MAY HER SURGERY BRING COMPLETE AND SPEEDY HEALING.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2024 07:14 AM (Is2pH)
Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2024 07:14 AM (AYz4A)
Posted by: Redenzo at November 05, 2024 07:14 AM (V/pbu)
Posted by: Puddinhead at November 05, 2024 07:15 AM (fbK4k)
Posted by: Kumswala Hairass at November 05, 2024 07:15 AM (1FWWQ)
To repeat (for the last time) from the previous thread:
As Messala said, "This is the day, Jusah!"
I pray for a massive victory.
I expect a massive steal.
And that's all I'll say.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 05, 2024 07:15 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 05, 2024 07:16 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Jaimo at November 05, 2024 07:16 AM (BCuCF)
Posted by: Ordinary American at November 05, 2024 07:16 AM (UseAb)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 05, 2024 07:16 AM (w9Ycv)
Everybody Hung Cao tonight.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 07:16 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Jaimo at November 05, 2024 07:17 AM (BCuCF)
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 07:17 AM (qve8F)
They have no fear of getting caught.
Posted by: M. Gaga at November 05, 2024 07:17 AM (ZtgZZ)
Posted by: Medium Petie's Slightly Used Squirrel Pelt Emporium at November 05, 2024 07:17 AM (QFb2q)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 07:17 AM (EsZUh)
Posted by: Jaimo at November 05, 2024 07:18 AM (BCuCF)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 07:18 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 05, 2024 07:18 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: olddog in mo at November 05, 2024 07:08 AM
We've got a local write-in campaign because a couple of new "Republican" candidates who won the primary are
I am going back later because there were at least 80 people. Guy said when the doors opened at 6:30, there was already a line down the sidewalk.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 05, 2024 07:19 AM (fxCK2)
You’d think the PA morons would vote in people who’s only goal is life is to be the laughing stock of the country for their idiotic make them up as they go rules on elections.
Posted by: Jaimo at November 05, 2024 07:17 AM (BCuCF)
The words "Philadelphia city councilman" and "indicted" are never far apart.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 07:19 AM (EsZUh)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2024 07:19 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Jaimo at November 05, 2024 07:19 AM (BCuCF)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 07:17 AM (EsZUh)
***
Like presidential candidates ... (Swishes away cackling)
Posted by: Kumswala Hairass at November 05, 2024 07:19 AM (1FWWQ)
https://tinyurl.com/4d4hj25p
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 07:06 AM (i+WgN)
Tiny Url is the best way to post a link to your Tensor creation. It let's everyone go to the exact one you want, instead of the main page and make people search for it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 05, 2024 07:20 AM (0eaVi)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 05, 2024 07:20 AM (iODuv)
I live near a large cemetery. Wow, is the traffic heavy around that place, or what?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 07:18 AM (dg+HA)
They could be offering up prayers for the dead. From November 1-8, there's a plenary indulgence for the poor souls in Purgatory assuming all other conditions are met.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 07:20 AM (EsZUh)
I think he deliberately puts up pictures of women I adore on the days I'm not online just to frustrate me.
BBL
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 05, 2024 07:20 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 07:21 AM (V13WU)
Open heart surgery isn't routine for patients, but it is for the surgeons. May God bless their hands and all who care for your wife.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at November 05, 2024 07:22 AM (1TzeS)
Posted by: Jaimo at November 05, 2024 07:19 AM (BCuCF)
I have been since Andrew died.
Posted by: Ordinary American at November 05, 2024 07:22 AM (UseAb)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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agreed
my new coffeemaker makes hot coffee, hotter than its Mr Coffee predecessor
not stupid Starbucks hot, but appropriately hot
Posted by: Don Black at November 05, 2024 07:22 AM (/7KEl)
Would be great to have Ron Paul as part of the Department of Government Efficiency!
An insider and outsider would be a great team.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2024 07:23 AM (gbOdA)
It should be made a federal offense to print and then give such unofficial ballots to other persons.
Eah official printer gets given an alphanumeric id. That gets printed on every ballot, with a unique number. So a counterfeit ballot either would not have such an identifier, have a made up one or someone else's identifier - all 3 federal offenses.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, hanno una stampa segreta at November 05, 2024 07:23 AM (i0xsb)
Ayotte (R) beat her Dem opponent 5-1
Posted by: mrp at November 05, 2024 07:13 AM (rj6Yv)
What, it's a NT state? Or that Trump will lose? Or the tell means nothing?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 05, 2024 07:24 AM (0eaVi)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2024 07:24 AM (gbOdA)
I didn't make that clear - that was a suggestion for the future.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, hanno una stampa segreta! at November 05, 2024 07:24 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 07:18 AM
I think every name there votes at least three times.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 07:24 AM (dg+HA)
I want to remind you all of the insane, impossible level of proof that the few courts who allowed any discussion of the evidence.
In 240 years of litigation, not just in civil trials, but especially in election cases, the standard to proceed to trial is often called "a scintilla of evidence" or "raise a question of fact."
Not in 2020.
But the judges didn't say that, absolutely didn't discuss the level of proof required to proceed--they all just said, "It's not enough."
Hundreds of affidavits of eyewitnesses--not enough.
Objective analysis by data scientists of the impossible anomalies in the vote reporting--not enough.
Reports by political scientists that the voter participation rates were, by themselves, proof of fraud--not enough.
Statements by legal experts on all the elections laws that were broken, ignored, changed or mis-applied which absolutely tainted the outcome--not enough.
The judges were basically demanding that all the people involved in the fraud must swear to their crimes under oath, then and only then, could the Republicans proceed with the case.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 07:24 AM (lN/pN)
"Viral Baby Hippo ‘Moo Deng’ Predicts Donald Trump Victory"
If Moo Deng is wrong, they should barbeque his chubby little butt. Now that would be real news.
Posted by: fd at November 05, 2024 07:25 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 05, 2024 07:25 AM (QSRw1)
Posted by: Jaimo at November 05, 2024 07:17 AM (BCuCF)
This, of course, assumes that the officeholders in PA accurately reflect the results of actual votes from actual citizens. Sadly, I don't believe that we can make those kinds of assumptions any longer.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 07:25 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 07:25 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 07:25 AM (1bNHn)
It should be made a federal offense to print and then give such unofficial ballots to other persons.
Eah official printer gets given an alphanumeric id. That gets printed on every ballot, with a unique number. So a counterfeit ballot either would not have such an identifier, have a made up one or someone else's identifier - all 3 federal offenses.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, hanno una stampa segreta at November 05, 2024 07:23 AM (i0xsb)
Also the scanner must permanently mark the ballot. Slash of ink, hole punch, etc.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2024 07:25 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 05, 2024 07:26 AM (/6GbT)
In 2020 it was:
Biden 5
Tump 0
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 07:25 AM (LkLld)
3 3
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2024 07:26 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: callsign claymore at November 05, 2024 07:26 AM (JcnCJ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2024 07:27 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: sal at November 05, 2024 07:27 AM (f+FmA)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 05, 2024 07:20 AM (iODuv)
This is why you vote early. I know a lot of people are stuck in the 19th century but you have to accept that the left will do EVERYTHING in it's power to win including ensuring that you cannot vote.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 07:28 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 07:29 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Florida Peasant at November 05, 2024 07:30 AM (Lo97M)
Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 07:25 AM (1bNHn)
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I know what you mean. But I'll probably drive past my designated polling place this evening to see if there's a line. I live in a small town, so most people may have already voted by then.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 05, 2024 07:30 AM (7fElN)
Well, that was new. I got to the polls early enough that I was first in line. Don't think I've done that before.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 05, 2024 07:02 AM (sAmhv)
Impressive. Not as impressive as getting a first in the comments on an AoS thread, but impressive all the same.
My wife posted that she was second at her precinct.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 05, 2024 07:30 AM (R256O)
This is why you vote early. I know a lot of people are stuck in the 19th century but you have to accept that the left will do EVERYTHING in it's power to win including ensuring that you cannot vote.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 07:28 AM (ExV1e)
________
And including things we don't even suspect until it's too late. Contrary to what people (including me) will often say, they are not useless. The Left is good at one thing: seizing power.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 07:30 AM (1bNHn)
Chairborne , good luck and God bless to your wife and to you
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 07:30 AM (aRslG)
If you can stay though, stay.
Have more and more people stacking up waiting for them to fix the problem.
"They're not going away, and they're looking more and more angry. We're going to get lynched if we keep jerking them around..."
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 05, 2024 07:31 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 05, 2024 07:31 AM (a1415)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2024 07:31 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 07:25 AM (1bNHn)
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I know what you mean. But I'll probably drive past my designated polling place this evening to see if there's a line. I live in a small town, so most people may have already voted by then.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 05, 2024 07:30 AM (7fElN)
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We've decided to do a grocery trip today, which will take us right past a polling station. Hope Food Lion isn't crowded.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 07:32 AM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Sid at November 05, 2024 07:32 AM (2Vajc)
According to the KY AG over 700K Kentuckians have already voted. Up significantly from 2020.
We voted on Halloween. It was busy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 05, 2024 07:33 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
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This ^^
Posted by: Swamp Rabbit at November 05, 2024 07:33 AM (5hfjS)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 05, 2024 07:20 AM (iODuv)
There are probably 50 OTS tools to distribute the data locally.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2024 07:33 AM (gbOdA)
The Constitution does not guarantee fair elections.
Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 07:34 AM (QfvaV)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 07:24 AM (lN/pN)
Jovid Pulitzer's testimony as so compelling it should have sealed the deal.
Posted by: Ordinary American at November 05, 2024 07:34 AM (UseAb)
Prolly just as well that I have a ton of work to do, otherwise the suspense would be pretty unbearable.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at November 05, 2024 07:34 AM (LxER7)
Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 07:32 AM (1bNHn)
Theyre looting the Food Lion.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2024 07:34 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 07:35 AM (aRslG)
Posted by: Don Black at November 05, 2024 07:35 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 07:18 AM
I think every name there votes at least three times.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 07:24 AM (dg+HA)
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That's nothing, in Chicago the cemeteries have permanent marble voting booths!
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, quelli sono mausolei at November 05, 2024 07:36 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Sid at November 05, 2024 07:32 AM (2Vajc)
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Since when are you interested in women?
Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 07:37 AM (1bNHn)
Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 07:37 AM (QfvaV)
Posted by: olddog in mo at November 05, 2024 07:38 AM (hoCmQ)
Where did they go?
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2024 07:38 AM (gbOdA)
imagine Florida 2000 every 2 years
Posted by: Don Black at November 05, 2024 07:38 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: olddog in mo at November 05, 2024 07:38 AM (hoCmQ)
Hm. So the bloodlust of killing your own children is strong there?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 05, 2024 07:39 AM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Sid at November 05, 2024 07:32 AM (2Vajc)
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Since when are you interested in women?
Posted by: Eeyore "
Ever since they got dicks.
Posted by: fd at November 05, 2024 07:39 AM (vFG9F)
Thank you.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at November 05, 2024 07:10 AM (JvtuU)
Prayers sent. My brother-in-law had a similar surgery a couple of weeks ago with no problems. This country is filled with the best surgeons and facilities in the world, your wife is in good hands. (Actually, the good hands will be in your wife.)
Posted by: tankdemon at November 05, 2024 07:39 AM (R256O)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 05, 2024 07:40 AM (Edx9u)
"If by some miracle Trump should prevail, it will be open season on us all"
Who besides myself will tell him?
Posted by: Paul at November 05, 2024 07:40 AM (jSCAx)
Posted by: one hour sober at November 05, 2024 07:40 AM (Y1sOo)
imagine Florida 2000 every 2 years
Posted by: Don Black at November 05, 2024 07:38 AM (/7KEl)
Where do they get the idea they're deciding elections? They're being asked to keep elections clean, not declare the winner. Making states and cities follow election law is not naming a winner.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 05, 2024 07:41 AM (0eaVi)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 07:28 AM (ExV1e)
I worked in broadcast engineering for 35 years, so I am very familiar with today's technology. And very familiar with the issues that can appear. The problem seems to be the constant redistricting in our county. Hell, the houses across the street from us are in a different ward and district. Somehow, the redistricting is where the problem occurred. As far as the "check in" terminal is concerned, our district doesn't exist. The township is 48 square miles and the districts are constantly changing due to population shifts. Going back in about an hour to check. Seems to be a very localized problem at those two "check-in" terminals. The other two tables/districts were fine.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 05, 2024 07:41 AM (iODuv)
Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 07:32 AM (1bNHn)
Theyre looting the Food Lion.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2024 07:34 AM (gbOdA)
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Not here. Probably will in Richmond, but we moved 4 years ago. (There was looting there at the time.)
Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 07:41 AM (1bNHn)
happy birfday jj
hope you get a computer for this year...
and happy counting season. and remember, thou shall count to three, no more, no less...
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 05, 2024 07:42 AM (nXhwP)
Do it now.
Posted by: ZOD at November 05, 2024 07:11 AM (P+D4R)
Sorry, I can’t vote for Agnew, he is a POS, though Nixon is undoubtedly the most honorable man elected to national office in the 60's.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 05, 2024 07:42 AM (R256O)
**************
If you swear a vow to do that would you be folloowing your hippo critic oath?
Posted by: muldoon at November 05, 2024 07:42 AM (991eG)
Hm. So the bloodlust of killing your own children is strong there?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 05, 2024 07:39 AM (0eaVi)
And forcing other people to do it. And forcing other people to pay for it. And forcing other people to applaud your doing it. And forcing other people not to offer an alternative. Because that's what Choice is.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 07:42 AM (EsZUh)
Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 07:32 AM (1bNHn)
They're looting the Food Lion.
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Food Lion sells Cheer Wine and Country Ham. Of course its a prize that attracts looting.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 07:42 AM (AdHga)
Posted by: direwolf at November 05, 2024 07:42 AM (ffqtf)
Posted by: tankdemon at November 05, 2024 07:39 AM (R256O)
Not if we can help it.
Posted by: D's and CoC at November 05, 2024 07:43 AM (0eaVi)
Go vote!
Have a wonderful day today, everyone!
Posted by: Catherine at November 05, 2024 07:44 AM (ZSsrh)
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 07:44 AM (AdHga)
Posted by: Don Black at November 05, 2024 07:38 AM (/7KEl)
I suppose the state legislature could put in place voting technologies/procedures to make it easy to determine voter intent and difficult to fabricate votes.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 07:44 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Sid at November 05, 2024 07:32 AM (2Vajc)
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Since when are you interested in women?
Posted by: Eeyore "
Ever since they got dicks.
Posted by: fd at November 05, 2024 07:39 AM (vFG9F)
ha
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2024 07:44 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Madhatter at November 05, 2024 07:44 AM (VBNJF)
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 07:44 AM (exHjb)
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 07:45 AM (exHjb)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 07:44 AM (ExV1e)
Whoa whoa whoa lets not go crazy now.
Posted by: blaster at November 05, 2024 07:45 AM (QfvaV)
Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 07:45 AM (1bNHn)
@EricLDaugh
·
1m
Yeah, so Florida Republicans currently double Democrats on Election Day voting without the Panhandle open yet.
Bloodbath.
Surging.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 07:45 AM (LkLld)
"If by some miracle Trump should prevail, it will be open season on us all"
Who besides myself will tell him?
Posted by: Paul at November 05, 2024 07:40 AM (jSCAx)
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First they came for JJ but.....
Idiot.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 05, 2024 07:45 AM (CyXM8)
no need to bite my head off
Posted by: Don Black at November 05, 2024 07:46 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 05, 2024 07:08 AM
Funny you should ask...
2020: 5-0, Biden.
2016: 4-2, Clinton.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 07:46 AM (Wnv9h)
My prayers for your wife's heart operation recovery.
My wife successfully had the exact same valve operation in 2009. Post operation rest is important for healing.
Posted by: CapeFear at November 05, 2024 07:46 AM (bQLM6)
Posted by: olddog in mo at November 05, 2024 07:38 AM (hoCmQ)
Hm. So the bloodlust of killing your own children is strong there?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 05, 2024 07:39 AM (0eaVi)
Haven't a couple people pointed out that women poll a couple points more pro-life than men? If the abortion argument were really a winner I wouldn't have expected the female vote to be down in every swing state. I suppose that pro-abortion women might just really hate convenience and have waited to vote on election day.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 07:46 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 07:47 AM (q6dqN)
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I was there at 0600. Voted for some Hung Cao!
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 07:47 AM (AdHga)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 05, 2024 07:47 AM (QSRw1)
Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 07:48 AM (jbPJz)
Georgia:
Urban turnout is down -153,846 votes compared to this point in 2020
Female turnout is down -46,732 votes compared to this point in 2020
Rural turnout is UP +171,837 votes compared to this point in 2020
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2024 07:48 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Don Black at November 05, 2024 07:48 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: direwolf at November 05, 2024 07:42 AM (ffqtf)
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https://youtu.be/Z_JOGmXpe5I
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 05, 2024 07:48 AM (CyXM8)
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and dead
Posted by: Don Black at November 05, 2024 07:48 AM (/7KEl)
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So then, Agnew voted for Kamala?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 05, 2024 07:49 AM (CyXM8)
Posted by: Sid at November 05, 2024 07:32 AM (2Vajc)
______
Since when are you interested in women?
Posted by: Eeyore "
Ever since they got dicks.
Posted by: fd at November 05, 2024 07:39 AM
*looks suspiciously as Sid's hash*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 07:50 AM (Wnv9h)
Georgia:
Urban turnout is down -153,846 votes compared to this point in 2020
Female turnout is down -46,732 votes compared to this point in 2020
Rural turnout is UP +171,837 votes compared to this point in 2020
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And then the crapper leaked.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 07:50 AM (AdHga)
The Democrat-Media Complex has declared that any court decision that stops them from cheating is "deciding an election". Bush 2000 out front shoulda told you.
Posted by: Ian S. at November 05, 2024 07:50 AM (jbPJz)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 07:51 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 05, 2024 07:41 AM (iODuv)
Those districts probably are known to have more Dem voters...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 07:51 AM (exHjb)
Posted by: Oglebay at November 05, 2024 07:51 AM (7fVdQ)
>>Just voted in NH... Very strong turnout so far in ruby red Pittsburg
>>Hearing of long lines in Berlin and some smaller towns in Coos County... So far seems like the rural surge seen in early voting states is showing up here in NH too..
>>If this continues NH is going to be close
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 07:51 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Eeyore at November 05, 2024 07:45 AM (1bNHn)
Alas, my condition shall not be gentled for I voted some time ago.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 07:52 AM (ExV1e)
If I'm in and out that would mean that it's just a normal turnout, if there are lines then turnout is way up.
Which might bode well, but again, it's NJ, it's in the top 5 of most corrupt states, where you can count on trunks full of ballots showing up from Hudson county.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 07:52 AM (XV/Pl)
The word is spelled "cognitive," nickelfucker.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 05, 2024 07:52 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2024 07:52 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 07:46 AM (Wnv9h)
And another 2 votes for the no-chance-of-winning candidates.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 07:53 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 07:46 AM (ExV1e)
Yes, women are more pro-life that men. They are also believe in God more than men do (by about 10 pts)...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 07:53 AM (exHjb)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 05, 2024 07:53 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 07:50 AM (AdHga)
Hon
Have you check our shitter?
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2024 07:53 AM (gbOdA)
We went to Austin this weekend for my youngest brother's Celebration of Life. He died in September, but this was the earliest his family could reserve a venue large enough to accommodate all the people who would want to come.
Afterwards, we estimated there were 600+ people there.
He had had time to write his own obituary which they included in the program. It meant a lot to hear his voice again as he shared his last thoughts in print.
Family and friends shared their memories about how he touched their lives. He was a man of boundless energy and curiosity, kindness and humor. People were laughing as well as crying at the C stories- of which there are a million.
(cont)
Posted by: sal at November 05, 2024 07:53 AM (f+FmA)
Amen
Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 07:54 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 05, 2024 07:47 AM (QSRw1)
Used to be they voted overwhelmingly R.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 07:54 AM (ExV1e)
Everybody Hung Cao tonight!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 07:54 AM (dg+HA)
Then they came for the demented and I said nothing because I wasn't senile.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 05, 2024 07:55 AM (lhenN)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 05, 2024 07:55 AM (CyXM8)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 07:55 AM (aRslG)
Posted by: OkJohn at November 05, 2024 07:56 AM (ZKXFn)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 05, 2024 07:56 AM (M6EHX)
Posted by: Halfhand at November 05, 2024 07:56 AM (75eQv)
Posted by: Halfhand at November 05, 2024 07:57 AM (75eQv)
At 6:00 PM, expect an avalanche of lawsuits to extend voting because of their great-aunt's funeral that day.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 07:57 AM (EsZUh)
But, at this point, the price is just people chasing rumors.
There was this guy who claims his analysis of the betting markets, PredictIt, say that Harris will win; or that it's tied (he doesn't award EV by state allocation).
She is leading there one by 2 points.
He says he relies upon that one because it allows smaller bets, which he assumes means greater participation.
Except, PredictIt doesn't, can't, disclose the total amount of bets. While Polymarket has over $2 billion in bets. And the only number I could find were estimates that there were $1 million in bets on PredictIt in 2016.
PS: A lot of crypto bros joined Trump. I guarantee they have much better analysis of the markets than anyone. Explaining why Trump team recently said the betting markets are a good predictor.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 07:57 AM (lN/pN)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 07:57 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: one hour sober"
The museum on Sunday was perfect. Went in at opening at 9 and left a little before closing at 3:30. Not crowded at all. That was one of my main reasons for the trip. I've been to plenty of airshows before.
We did go to the airshow Saturday about noon after most of the traffic had dissipated, so got in quick and were one of the first ones out. Others I know of waited up to 4 hours to get in Friday and Saturday.
Posted by: fd at November 05, 2024 07:58 AM (vFG9F)
My opinion on the topic aside, this is how things should have been handled.
Posted by: NR Pax at November 05, 2024 07:58 AM (OPGS/)
Well, I Just Dropped In To See What Condition My Condition Was In.
Posted by: First Edition at November 05, 2024 07:58 AM (dg+HA)
So, we started in the lead. Good to know.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 07:59 AM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 07:59 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Don Black at November 05, 2024 08:00 AM (/7KEl)
>>@ChairmanWhatley
>>PENNSYLVANIA ELECTION INTEGRITY:
>>Early this morning we learned that Republican poll watchers in Philadelphia, York, Westmoreland, Allegheny, Lehigh, Cambria, Wyoming, and Lackawanna Counties were being turned away.
>>We deployed our roving attorneys, engaged with local officials, and can now report that all Republican poll watchers have been let into the building.
>>We will keep fighting, keep winning, and keep sharing updates.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 08:00 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 05, 2024 08:00 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 05, 2024 07:56 AM (M6EHX)
Meh. I've been in the Barrel. Twitter jail would be a walk in the park with a pretty girl on my arm.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 08:01 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Halfhand "
We used to play with Pray-duh in Sunday School.
But seriously, thanks for the prayer. Lord knows we need it.
Posted by: fd at November 05, 2024 08:01 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 08:01 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 05, 2024 08:02 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 08:02 AM (i+WgN)
Nice to hear some good news but I want arrests to happen as well along with naming the people responsible for this.
Posted by: NR Pax at November 05, 2024 08:02 AM (OPGS/)
Posted by: some jerk at November 05, 2024 08:02 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: George Carlin at November 05, 2024 08:02 AM (dg+HA)
National Redhead Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 08:02 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 08:02 AM (i+WgN)
Still dead.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 08:03 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 08:03 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Anna Puma"
Found a peanut, found a peanut
Found a peanut just now
Just now I found a peanut
Found a peanut just now
Cracked it open, cracked it open
Cracked it open just now
Just now I cracked it open
Cracked it open just now
It was rotten, it was rotten
It was rotten just now
Just now it was rotten
It was rotten just now
I hope that answers your question.
Posted by: some jerk at November 05, 2024 08:04 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 05, 2024 08:04 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 08:05 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 08:05 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 05, 2024 08:05 AM (SfhV1)
Even when the Blues practice twice-weekly during the airshow season, Blue Angel Parkway is a mess of cars backed up. I can't imagine how backed up it was this past weekend.
Glad you enjoyed the museum. I used to volunteer there before NAS was closed down after the terrorist attack. It only reopened to the pubic a year or so ago.
Posted by: one hour sober at November 05, 2024 08:06 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 08:06 AM (ExV1e)
Lined up a big fireworks show?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 05, 2024 08:06 AM (dg+HA)
Computer supposed to be ready within 14 business days. And that is tomorrow. Phone call to shop will for sure happen this morning. As we used to call it when I worked at a collection agency "dunning the debtor. " oh there will be dunning aplenty.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2024 08:06 AM (NqlNM)
Posted by: Vengeance at November 05, 2024 08:06 AM (60OBK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 08:06 AM (i+WgN)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 05, 2024 08:07 AM (SfhV1)
Odd that NH is the only New England State that requires Voter ID, and that it is also the only one that is close...
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 08:07 AM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:07 AM (Zz0t1)
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Wow.
And not hours later before they respond, but within minutes.
And not just that, but sounds like some no-bullshit fighting attorneys too.
'Cause in the past, the soft-hands they had would have whined, threatened to sue, and eventually leave.
These guys (or girls) held their ground and forced the Dems to let the poll watchers in.
Nice.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 08:07 AM (lN/pN)
The word we heard often from those who were there was "inspiring". His own motto was 'Just be Nice", which sounds a little weak, but really means "Don't be Asshoe".
I'm sharing this because he was our dear baby brother, so special and amazing- but he was not unique.
There are C's all over- maybe not as widely known or influential- but living lives of inspiration and service wherever they are.
There are a lot right here.
These are the people that will weather whatever we face in the future. I hope to be one and make him proud of me.
Posted by: sal at November 05, 2024 08:08 AM (f+FmA)
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 05, 2024 08:08 AM (SfhV1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2024 07:04 AM
Provincetown hasn't reported in yet.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 07:05 AM (Wnv9h)
With 6 registered voters, it was a tie between Trump and Harris. For NH Gov., Kelly Ayotte won 4-2 I believe.
I'm in the seacoast NH area and voted this morning. Very good crowds. Sadly I'm sure most of the are Dem voters
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 08:08 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 08:05 AM (LHPAg)
***
Oh Sure... Real nice
Posted by: Hope Solo at November 05, 2024 08:09 AM (1FWWQ)
Ask your neighbors and friends if they voted. Give them a ride if you can.
God Bless and may the Lord watch over you and protect you this day and always.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 08:09 AM (0ZmKh)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2024 08:09 AM (7oYYI)
Posted by: NR Pax at November 05, 2024 07:58 AM (OPGS/)
But comrade, letting mere people decide the answers to fundamental questions that can impact their lives for decades simply is a non-starter.
After all they might not choose the correct answer as determined by their betters, so...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 05, 2024 08:09 AM (hOUT3)
Good things happen when the head of the RNC isn't a Democrat. Who knew?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 08:09 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 08:09 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Jaimo at November 05, 2024 07:17 AM (BCuCF)
PA Horde members don't.
The Philadelphia Cheat Machine outnumbers them.
Posted by: XTC at November 05, 2024 08:09 AM (6Uni8)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 05, 2024 08:09 AM (O7YUW)
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Odd that NH is the only New England State that requires Voter ID, and that it is also the only one that is close...
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They are also, I learned the other day, one of only 3 states that does not have early voting.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 08:10 AM (lN/pN)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 08:10 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: dantesed at November 05, 2024 08:10 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: muldoon at November 05, 2024 08:10 AM (991eG)
Trump/Vance has beaten Harri/Balz for quite a while, for the past few weeks Trump/Vance is contesting to win over the fraud.
These polls are bought and paid for by professional propagandists for the sole purpose of keeping the race close so that the campaigns will throw more money into ad revenue - all of which the campaign manager, who is ordering the polls, gets significant vig.
Win or lose, the bookie always gets their cut. They make money in the volume. The bookie's job is to increase volume.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 05, 2024 08:10 AM (rHxhM)
And what of those people who were blocking the republican poll watchers? Have they been imprisoned? Removed from the premises? Or was everyone satisfied with "Oops, my bad. I won't do that again. Well, not until 2028 anyways".
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 08:10 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 08:11 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 08:02 AM
Pining for the fjords.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 08:11 AM (kgE5c)
P’Nut the Squirrel
Fred the Racoon.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 08:11 AM (0ZmKh)
Coffee that is hot is coffee that is good.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 07:17 AM (EsZUh)
Yea, verily.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 08:12 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 05, 2024 08:09 AM (hOUT3)
I used that quote once in a discussion and was vilified as a communist and a lot worse because the screechers didn't recognize the reference.
Posted by: NR Pax at November 05, 2024 08:12 AM (OPGS/)
Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 08:05 AM (LHPAg)
Thanks for that lovely visual, Eromero.
Prayers for you and the Mrs.
Posted by: sal at November 05, 2024 08:12 AM (f+FmA)
Ask your neighbors and friends if they voted. Give them a ride if you can.
God Bless and may the Lord watch over you and protect you this day and always.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 08:09 AM (0ZmKh)
Thank you (and I want to send thanks to yesterday's VA poll watcher - this ALL matters!)...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:13 AM (exHjb)
I saw on a podcast that lawyers who work for Trump in any post-election challenges can expect Soros and his henchmen to petition to have their licenses taken away.
ala Giuliani
Posted by: McCool at November 05, 2024 08:13 AM (sNTcq)
Posted by: dantesed at November 05, 2024 08:10 AM (Oy/m2)
My location in Texas uses a touchscreen which prints out a paper strip.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 08:13 AM (ExV1e)
P’Nut the Squirrel
Fred the Racoon.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 08:11 AM (0ZmKh)
I had one race similar. I wrote in Vermin Supreme. Still hoping for my free pony.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 08:14 AM (N39Ws)
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NH was the only New England state to not be run by Round Heads. Largely Anglicans.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 08:14 AM (AdHga)
****
Paper ballot fed into a reader after marking here in Escambia Co.
Posted by: one hour sober at November 05, 2024 08:14 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Vengeance at November 05, 2024 08:06 AM
Because I'm voting at lunchtime.
Lighten up, Francis.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 08:14 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 07:19 AM (EsZUh)
Hey, that's us, too!
- Chicago aldermen, probably
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 08:14 AM (Rbu5d)
What a beautiful tribute, may all that attended be blessed by his memory and actions!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 05, 2024 08:14 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 05, 2024 08:14 AM (WPL6O)
P’Nut the Squirrel
Fred the Racoon.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 08:11 AM (0ZmKh)
Should've written in "El Caudillo, Generalissimo Francisco Franco" and "Mi General, Presidente Augusto Pinochet."
That way, if it goes to a manual count, at least one Communist election fortifier gets a chill in her broomed-out bowels.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2024 08:15 AM (7oYYI)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:15 AM (RUMEY)
Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 08:15 AM (thHUX)
Or next month? Or whenever all the "found" ballots are counted?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 05, 2024 08:15 AM (Q4IgG)
I want Marc Elias to realize that conspiracy to oppress Constitutional rights is a Capital Crime, and to understand all the way down to the bottom of that empty black thing he uses for a soul, that the current structure of the DOJ isn't going to be there forever.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 08:15 AM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: one hour sober"
It's a beautiful museum at Pensacola NAS. I highly recommend.
Posted by: fd at November 05, 2024 08:15 AM (vFG9F)
Fox calls Arizona for Harris!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:15 AM (RUMEY)
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What took them so long?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 05, 2024 08:15 AM (7fElN)
In England, dummies made up of old clothes and straws are being burned on bonfires, usually fireworks are also involved. Poor Guy Fawkes.
Also Coverage of the Rendezvous and Docking of the NASA/SpaceX CRS-31 Dragon Cargo Craft to the International Space Station Harmony module (docking scheduled at 10:15 a.m. EST, 1515 UTC, 16:15 CET).
The broadcast will be hosted by NASA's Johnson Space Center, Houston.
https://www.youtube.com/live/DBRc9bs0GrE
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, quelli sono mausolei di marmo at November 05, 2024 08:16 AM (i0xsb)
I went to a used video store yesterday and found a dvd of Prometheus for only $2.50. When Donald wins, I will suffer through the movie from start to finish.
I hope this will win me a point or two with TJM.
VOTE VOTE VOTE!
Posted by: Maybe someday i'll choose a nick and stick with it! Certified dangerous radical at November 05, 2024 08:16 AM (89Sog)
in my NJ county, electronic voting touchscreen
generates paper ballot you can view and confirm through a window in the machine, then press 'submit'
Im assuming the initial count is the electronic and the paper is for back-up or recount
Posted by: McCool at November 05, 2024 08:16 AM (sNTcq)
Deuteronomy 30:15-16
Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 08:16 AM (0ZmKh)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2024 08:16 AM (WYpQw)
National Redhead Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 08:02 AM (NpAcC)
We have one- though we have the red gene on both sides of the family. Was he ever the granny magnet as a baby.
Posted by: sal at November 05, 2024 08:16 AM (f+FmA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 08:17 AM (i+WgN)
The amount of grabass and grift around here is staggering.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 05, 2024 08:17 AM (pIfcn)
That way, if it goes to a manual count, at least one Communist election fortifier gets a chill in her broomed-out bowels.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2024 08:15 AM (7oYYI)
Honorable mention to Alberto Fujimori.
Posted by: XTC at November 05, 2024 08:17 AM (6Uni8)
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 08:17 AM (V13WU)
Or next month? Or whenever all the "found" ballots are counted?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 05, 2024 08:15 AM (Q4IgG)
Depends on surprises/turnout, I suppose. Still, probably should push for lawsuits in these states to determine why they're incapable of doing that which 3rd world countries can all do.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 08:17 AM (ExV1e)
Nice racket if you can get a grip on it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2024 08:17 AM (DDGz9)
Deuteronomy 30:15-16
Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 08:16 AM (0ZmKh)
Alen
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:18 AM (RUMEY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:18 AM (RUMEY)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2024 08:18 AM (CKwlI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 05, 2024 08:16 AM (WYpQw)
Voted here by paper ballot which was sealed in an envelope by the election guy and dropped into a large container.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 05, 2024 08:19 AM (SfhV1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2024 08:19 AM (DDGz9)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 08:17 AM (ExV1e)
With just a few states failing, we should have thousands of folks overnight and the next few days in those states overseeing counts...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:19 AM (exHjb)
Should be a slam dunk. It's leading the people I already work with under the same boss who has me basically doing the job already....
wish me luck...
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 05, 2024 08:19 AM (nXhwP)
Posted by: dantesed at November 05, 2024 08:10 AM (Oy/m2)
My location in Texas uses a touchscreen which prints out a paper strip.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 08:13 AM (ExV1e)
*****
Touchscreen. I made sure I grabbed a stylus this time. Last time I didn't and it took me a lot longer to vote.
Must be my fingers.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 08:20 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 08:17 AM (V13WU)
FOX News exit poll shows Harris winning with 108% of the vote in all 57 states. FOX News declares Harris to be the winner!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 08:20 AM (ExV1e)
It's election day!
And redhead day!
And typo day!
Gotta go vote. I will report when I get back.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 05, 2024 08:20 AM (4XwPj)
Proverbs 3:5-6
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:21 AM (RUMEY)
In return, there should be massive amounts of ethics complaints getting filed against them. I want lawyers disbarred for conspiring to violate the 6th Amendment and then fined so heavily that they are forced to open Will Work For Food franchises.
Posted by: NR Pax at November 05, 2024 08:21 AM (OPGS/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:21 AM (RUMEY)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 05, 2024 07:19 AM (EsZUh)
Hey, that's us, too!
- Chicago aldermen, probably
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 05, 2024 08:14 AM (Rbu5d)
What are we then?
- Illinois Governors
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, i governatori di Illinois at November 05, 2024 08:21 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Vengeance at November 05, 2024 08:06 AM (60OBK)
Because we're here! Roll the bones
- Zombie Neil Peart
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:22 AM (o/2A3)
Posted by: Ordinary American at November 05, 2024 08:22 AM (UseAb)
All states must certify their results by D6. The electors need to get their votes in to the current VP on D25.
As sure as the sun rises in the East and sets in the West, it will be contested until Inauguration Day - and then the impeachment trials will be held.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at November 05, 2024 08:22 AM (rHxhM)
Posted by: Anna Puma"
You asked for it:
https://tinyurl.com/akhfa3b3
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 05, 2024 08:22 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 08:23 AM (0ZmKh)
National Redhead Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 08:02 AM (NpAcC)
We have one- though we have the red gene on both sides of the family. Was he ever the granny magnet as a baby.
Posted by: sal at November 05, 2024 08:16 AM (f+FmA)
It's weird. Our oldest had some red, lady accosted us in the grocery store and swore up and down he'd be redheaded. Was giddy about it. We suspected otherwise, being mostly Aryan-like in the family tree. He turned out blonde with the blue eyes to match.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 08:23 AM (i24o9)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 05, 2024 07:52 AM
*waves*
Taking the family to vote here in Morris county in a few minutes! 6 year old son is excited to come into the booth with me and push the button for Trump. Doing our part for the popular vote.
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 05, 2024 08:23 AM (zaW1R)
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Paper. Printed to only show the races that are applicable to me, based on where I live. There were several county-wide seats being contested along with several city council or mayoral races that I can't vote in since I'm technically in "the county" and not any town/city.
And the poll worker checked my ID, asked me to verbally verify the address on it and had me sign for my ballot.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 05, 2024 08:24 AM (Q4IgG)
why can't you guys be like the DU ??hmmm?
"Trump has a great ground game ..."
"Trump is leading in all the swing states.."
"He leads in all polls nationally...."
" Every man in 'Merica will revolt against crazy catladies, crazy Karens, and pet killing fascists, vote for him, and that will put him over the top !!!.."
Et., etc.
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 08:24 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 05, 2024 08:17 AM (pIfcn)
You need to be more specific, this describes 50% of the US!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 05, 2024 08:24 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: XTC at November 05, 2024 08:24 AM (6Uni8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 08:24 AM (i+WgN)
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at November 05, 2024 08:24 AM (2I8Yw)
1. The guy bottle fed the young Peanut for eight months. That's like 42 years in squirrel time. Shouldn't he have been transitioned to Purina Squirrel Chow long before then?
B. When Peanut first returned to the house after the initial release back into the wild he had "half his tail missing", yet all the pictures I've seen show a pretty dang full bushy tail. Do squirrel tails magically regenerate.
iii. Peanut's owner made $800,000 in one month with an Only Fans gay porn site. My grandma told me I should go into gay porn but I just had to be a rebel and go to medical school.
Posted by: muldoon at November 05, 2024 08:24 AM (991eG)
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 05, 2024 08:25 AM (SfhV1)
I doubt anyone would waste shenanigans on a low-population county in deep red (80%) TX.
I saw at least three people I know when I was there.
Posted by: sal at November 05, 2024 08:25 AM (f+FmA)
Posted by: Don Black at November 05, 2024 08:25 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 08:02 AM
He's dead, Jim.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)
National Redhead Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 08:02 AM (NpAcC)
I'll take two, please.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 08:25 AM (i24o9)
Fox calls Arizona for Harris!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:15 AM (RUMEY)
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What took them so long?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
+++
Stirewalt overslept.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at November 05, 2024 08:26 AM (Lo97M)
- Zombie Neil Peart
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:22 AM (o/2A3)
Not Geddy Lee?
Posted by: XTC at November 05, 2024 08:26 AM (6Uni8)
_____
*perks up*
-Sid
Posted by: Chuck Martel at November 05, 2024 08:26 AM (QSRw1)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 05, 2024 08:27 AM (CyXM8)
That energy is very hard to sustain, and is subject to despair.
Years ago, Republicans were plagued by the same problem. They were voting against Obama, not for McCain or Romney.
This time, Trump has turned the Republicans' energy positive. That's motivating and sustainable.
This will make the difference in turnout.
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at November 05, 2024 08:27 AM (hkCIH)
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at November 05, 2024 08:24 AM (2I8Yw)
Isn't that every day in Portland?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 08:27 AM (i24o9)
- Zombie Neil Peart
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:22 AM (o/2A3)
They should be ashamed of that song.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 08:28 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 08:28 AM (aRslG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)
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I assumed some other moron was typing as I was about to. Thanks for saving me the pixels.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 05, 2024 08:28 AM (CyXM8)
I assumed some other moron was typing as I was about to. Thanks for saving me the pixels.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 05, 2024 08:28 AM (CyXM
\
I help where I can.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:29 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 08:29 AM (V13WU)
If government can use your pet as just another pretext to enter your home, invade your privacy, and, when not finding anything, murder your pet, it becomes another authoritarian tool to instill fear to make you comply. Never yield to their insidiousness. Vote. Win.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 08:29 AM (0ZmKh)
right ... otherwise they just cheat repeatedly, and laugh at the law. Four counties in deep blue part of Georgia opened up early voting for the weekend, (when EV had already ended) and refused to let watchers in. It was reversed, but not for four hours, as trucks arrived and delivered something. How many "ballots" could they count with no watchers in four hours?
A written note said "they can watch from the parking lot" ... "Have security detail enforce it !!!" she says
https://tinyurl.com/5526dr4h
Posted by: illiniwek at November 05, 2024 08:29 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 08:29 AM (v6JzV)
Brandon 🇺🇸🥓🥃
@Brash_1
Standing in line at my polling place. Poll worker just came out and announced that Allegheny County didn’t send the necessary paperwork for one of the 2 districts at this polling location and one of the necessary officials hasn’t shown up yet. They’re separating the 2 districts and allowing 1 district to vote.
This is unacceptable.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:29 AM (RUMEY)
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 05, 2024 08:30 AM (ER9HB)
On to the Elias special it is…
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 05, 2024 08:30 AM (q6dqN)
Posted by: Ordinary American at November 05, 2024 08:22 AM (UseAb)
It has the side benefit of denying pet ownership to many citizens that would benefit mightily from having a loving companion animal!
Also interesting to me that the VCA seems to be be buying up many reputable and established veterinary practices; however, I'm sure there is no greed or profit motive on the part of VCA involved in these acquisitions.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 05, 2024 08:30 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 08:29 AM (0ZmKh)
Government should expect a 00 Buck 12 Ga when attempting to enter.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 08:27 AM
The bigger threat on a normal day is being approached regularly by homeless people. And feces. Several public poopers over there. Thank God we don't live in that city.
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at November 05, 2024 08:31 AM (2I8Yw)
Fill in the blank with Donald J Trump
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 08:17 AM (i+WgN)
I did that twice, and I even voted for a D against a Trump impeachment R. F that traitorous scum.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 08:31 AM (i24o9)
@Brash_1
Standing in line at my polling place. Poll worker just came out and announced that Allegheny County didn’t send the necessary paperwork for one of the 2 districts at this polling location and one of the necessary officials hasn’t shown up yet. They’re separating the 2 districts and allowing 1 district to vote.
This is unacceptable.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:29 AM (RUMEY)
Riot. Hang those in charge by their underwear on a flag pole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: pawn at November 05, 2024 08:31 AM (QB+5g)
Posted by: Don Black- penny for the Guy? at November 05, 2024 08:31 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 05, 2024 08:31 AM (RMjVS)
Posted by: Gref, filling-in for the And SO It Begins commenter who vanished at November 05, 2024 08:32 AM (aBgBM)
Musk knows what the illegals will do to this country if she wins.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:32 AM (RUMEY)
The above was my originally comment but after a search, well. . . .
Ya gotta be fast around here!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2024 08:32 AM (WXNFJ)
Either an almost sane Democrat, for Portland, or the one with 150 traffic violations and 6 suspensions of driver's license.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 08:32 AM (i+WgN)
Very white, very manly.
Men outnumbered women at least 2-1 at my precinct.
Kamel may be in big, big trouble today.
Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 08:32 AM (i7Q7S)
Of course, apply the Inverse Jim Cramer Rule.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 08:32 AM (lN/pN)
Posted by: Don Black- penny for the Guy? at November 05, 2024 08:31 AM (/7KEl)
As he should.
McConnell is a traitorous scumbag.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)
The CDC just banned the import of any dog under six months of age, thereby inflicting a serous blow to a lot of K9 training in the states. No well-supported reason for this ban whatsoever, just an exercise of power to damage an industry.
Posted by: Ordinary American at November 05, 2024 08:22 AM (UseAb
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Where does the CDC get the authority to ban any sort of trade?
Who gave them that power?
Posted by: Ciampino - Usurping the power of Congress and the Exec? at November 05, 2024 08:33 AM (i0xsb)
Of course, apply the Inverse Jim Cramer Rule.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 05, 2024 08:32 AM (lN/pN)
How the f*ck does that incomprehensible shitbag still have a job?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at November 05, 2024 08:27 AM (hkCIH)
I'd add that it's a double effect for most... intense hatred of the existing junta coupled with a buoyant happiness with our own champion. We'd vote for a rabid grizzly bear who used to work for Mondale if we had to, but instead we get this rabble rousing stand up comedian literally taking bullets for us to rally around.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2024 08:33 AM (DDGz9)
Posted by: XTC at November 05, 2024 08:26 AM (6Uni
He just sang it. Neil wrote it.
And like Sponge said, they should be ashamed of it.
Although it's not the worst song they ever did. I give that honor to Tai Shan.
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:33 AM (o/2A3)
The panhandle just started reporting and she's down 60,200
LOL
Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 08:34 AM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 05, 2024 08:34 AM (i+WgN)
I'll probably watch The Blaze or Bongino
maybe switch to MSNBC if Harris looks to be losing some swing states
Posted by: McCool at November 05, 2024 08:34 AM (sNTcq)
Posted by: Ciampino
Authority? My Dear, surely you jest!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2024 08:35 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 08:35 AM (PRqXW)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 05, 2024 08:35 AM (YIxO9)
The panhandle just started reporting and she's down 60,200
LOL
Posted by: Jay in PA at November 05, 2024 08:34 AM (i7Q7S)
Wait for it........
Posted by: Georgia Toilets at November 05, 2024 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)
The Gods look down in anger,
On this poor child
Cold wind blows
And Gods look down in anger,
On this poor child
Why so unforgiving and why so cold
Been a long time crossing bridge of sighs (credit RT)
America, don't fail me now. Don't fail me now. Or else the skirmish on a re-do of Divine founding of this Divine nation begins anew
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rats & Nutless Walz Wimps at November 05, 2024 08:35 AM (UsddL)
maybe switch to MSNBC if Harris looks to be losing some swing states
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The tears and lamentations of the wymmyn, rite?
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 08:35 AM (AdHga)
Ummm...pretty sure that sample ballot was not supposed to be filled in. It's just to give you an idea of what the ballot looks like, etc.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 05, 2024 08:35 AM (XMwZJ)
But even in the best case scenario, we just buy some time. If they decide to let Trump win, they still control the government, so he won't be able to do much, if anything.
Don't let this stuff drive you up the wall... none of it really changes the game much.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2024 08:35 AM (7oYYI)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 05, 2024 08:35 AM (YIxO9)
The military has the right to kill you, currently, so there's that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)
______________
Strong Republican district, right?
Posted by: Evil Incarnate at November 05, 2024 08:37 AM (YrqgQ)
I'm hanging here, since I am banned from Space Daddy's "free speech" platform. Maybe have a Trump twitch window open if that's going.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 08:37 AM (i24o9)
I had a surgeon take several photos of my ass when I had a badly infected hemorrhoid, so I may be circulating the planet as we speak.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 05, 2024 08:37 AM (YIxO9)
Don't let this stuff drive you up the wall... none of it really changes the game much.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2024 08:35 AM (7oYYI)
Trump isn't alone any more. He's got some young and very talented people with him this go around.
I don't think it's another 2016-2020
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:37 AM (RUMEY)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at November 05, 2024 08:38 AM (3AwA+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posse comi-whatnow?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2024 08:38 AM (DDGz9)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Of course, the reverse is true as well.
Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 05, 2024 08:38 AM (RMjVS)
This will make the difference in turnout.
Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at November 05, 2024 08:27 AM (hkCIH)
Normally, the GOP Industrial Complex ensures that the only choice we have is to vote for is a least worst option candidate, e.g., a Romney or McCain (as in they're awful people but not as bad as the Democrat opposition).
With Trump, we have a vibrant accomplished man with ideas that align with the Constitution to vote FOR, big motivational difference!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 05, 2024 08:38 AM (hOUT3)
The mayor would recount later that Nixon dined on enchiladas, tacos, tamales and German beer. “We’re honored that on one of the most important days of his life, he took time to visit his neighbors across the border,” the mayor said. “I was especially pleased that he could converse with me in Spanish.”
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 05, 2024 08:38 AM (27K+2)
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This is the argument FOR early voting. We don’t have the option in AL. But it is just for these shenanigans that seem to plague red districts that I see why early voting is a thing.
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 08:38 AM (PRqXW)
@ImMeme0
Unexpected but Great!
Ultra Orthodox Jews dance to a beat of “Trump 2024.
https://tinyurl.com/yxk9md6h
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 08:39 AM (NpAcC)
Sorry. . . . that honor goes to Dog Years on Test for Echo
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rats & Nutless Walz Wimps at November 05, 2024 08:39 AM (UsddL)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2024 08:38 AM (DDGz9)
Posse Comatose.
Posted by: Ordinary American at November 05, 2024 08:39 AM (UseAb)
Strong Republican district, right?
Posted by: Evil Incarnate at November 05, 2024 08:37 AM (YrqgQ)
My uncle, living in shithole northern Illinois, was forced to get the 'vaccine.'
He went to a predominant blue area as he felt that would be safer than getting the shot in a red zone. They were looking to murder red and save blue in his mind.
Likely a smart move.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)
If they decide not to follow that order, who knows what happens.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:39 AM (RUMEY)
Posted by: muldoon at November 05, 2024 08:39 AM (991eG)
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This is true. However, ever since the Dept of Just Us the Constitution really doesn't work anymore.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 08:39 AM (AdHga)
I don't think it's another 2016-2020
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:37 AM (RUMEY)
And it can only be better than 2021-2024...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:39 AM (exHjb)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 08:39 AM (aRslG)
Posted by: Slash Buzz at November 05, 2024 08:39 AM (qVs5k)
So Trump it is.
(Do I even have to say it?)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2024 08:39 AM (WXNFJ)
Fox calls Arizona for Harris!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:15 AM (RUMEY)
Quit skylarking and get to work. You're scaring the cats,
Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 08:40 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Gref, filling-in for the And SO It Begins commenter who vanished at November 05, 2024 08:32 AM (aBgBM)
I miss that guy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 08:40 AM (i24o9)
Folks - get out and vote - do it for Peanut.
Posted by: CoolHandLuke at November 05, 2024 08:40 AM (0VH88)
Of course, the reverse is true as well.
Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 05, 2024 08:38 AM (RMjVS)
"But they have F-15's."
- - - - F*ck Joe Biden
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Didn't see any irregularities, other than me being the only person wearing a hat.
Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 08:41 AM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 08:40 AM (i24o9)
His French cousin ain't been around much, either.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 05, 2024 08:41 AM (DDGz9)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at November 05, 2024 08:38 AM (3AwA+)
Depending on how you define sexy, if you leave Anna's page you'll see plenty.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 08:41 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Ciampino
Authority? My Dear, surely you jest!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2024 08:35 AM (WXNFJ)
Obviously, someone amongst us has not read the classified appendices to the Constitution!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 05, 2024 08:41 AM (hOUT3)
Always slightly modified Shakespeare's quote to "first we kill the judges".
Posted by: From about That Time at November 05, 2024 08:41 AM (4780s)
Posted by: CoolHandLuke
I always find it interesting what seemingly small event catches the public's attention.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 05, 2024 08:42 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: muldoon at November 05, 2024 08:39 AM (991eG)
FIFY
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 08:42 AM (i24o9)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 08:42 AM (v6JzV)
______
So it's the day of the Big Game and the referees show up short-handed and without any footballs.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at November 05, 2024 08:42 AM (qUkBO)
Say not the struggle nought availeth,
The labours and the wounds are vain,
The enemy faints not, nor faileth,
And as things have been they remain.
If hopes were dupes, fears may be liars,
It may be, in yon smoke concealed,
Your comrades chase e'en now the fliers,
And, but for you, possess the field.
For while the tired waves, vainly breaking
Seem here no painful inch to gain,
Far back through creeks and inlets making,
Comes silent, flooding in, the main.
And not by eastern windows only,
When daylight comes, comes in the light,
In front the sun climbs slow, how slowly,
But westward, look, the land is bright.
Fight! Fight! Fight! Onward to victory!
Posted by: tintex at November 05, 2024 08:42 AM (0yosz)
With the clock ticking down to Election Day, Democrats are reportedly panicking over abysmally low voter turnout, especially in crucial battleground states. Leaked data reveals a troubling gap in urban voter participation—traditionally a Democrat stronghold—that could spell disaster for Kamala Harris’s campaign and the party at large.
With President Trump’s campaign outpacing Democrat efforts in absentee ballots and early voting, the data paints a troubling picture for Democrats.
According to the leaked memo from Tim Saler, Chief Data Consultant for the Republican National Committee, Democrats are facing a staggering deficit in urban turnout across battleground states.
This is not just a minor blip; it signals a catastrophic decline in support for Harris, or maybe those weren’t real “people” in 2020.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:42 AM (RUMEY)
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 08:42 AM (PRqXW)
Posted by: fd at November 05, 2024 08:42 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 08:42 AM (v6JzV)
This seems alien planet-ish.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bert G at November 05, 2024 08:43 AM (VARTN)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 08:43 AM (NpAcC)
Always slightly modified Shakespeare's quote to "first we kill the judges".
Posted by: From about That Time at November 05, 2024 08:41 AM (4780s)
First the traitors, then the invaders.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 08:43 AM (i24o9)
Contact the GOP and ask to have lawyers sent to that location. Explain to the Poll Worker that Conspiracy to oppress Constitutional rights is a Death Penalty felony.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 08:43 AM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
**********
Which planet? Uranus?
Posted by: muldoon at November 05, 2024 08:43 AM (991eG)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:42 AM (RUMEY)
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The Dems haven't been using real people in the urban areas for a long, long time. This year, the actual voters are not turning out, which means they have many, many more ballots they need to manufacture. Which is going to cause problems.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 05, 2024 08:44 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 08:43 AM (NpAcC)
You'll need to ask Ben Had when she shows up to see if there are any updates.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 08:38 AM (PRqXW)
Even if it's not shenanigans. Even if it's a purely innocent issue which, somehow, didn't affect early voting and get resolved, there's no tomorrow. If the issue lingers on long enough, you're disenfranchised.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 08:44 AM (ExV1e)
I cued it up for us:
https://tinyurl.com/596tfszn
No worries- it's Protestant friendly.
Posted by: sal at November 05, 2024 08:44 AM (f+FmA)
So it's the day of the Big Game and the referees show up short-handed and without any footballs.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist
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These big days seem to just sneak up on you
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 05, 2024 08:44 AM (Edx9u)
Is that RUMEY like "roomy" or "rummey"?
Posted by: fd at November 05, 2024 08:42 AM (vFG9F
It's roomy, as in a big hash!
My hash is so big, it has its own gravity!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:44 AM (RUMEY)
https://youtu.be/qzjlA0SXS-E
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 05, 2024 08:44 AM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 08:39 AM (AdHga).
Don't need the Constitution to defend our natural rights. A government that kills its own citizens has lost the power granted to it by the consent of the governed.
Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 05, 2024 08:44 AM (RMjVS)
https://tinyurl.com/yxk9md6h
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 08:39 AM (NpAcC)
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lol.
The overwhelming majority of observant Jews are conservative.
JINOs? Not so much.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 05, 2024 08:44 AM (CyXM8)
Posted by: muldoon at November 05, 2024
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Family traditions are strong, but it's important to follow your heart.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 08:44 AM (CCBVT)
plus very male-heavy crowd and the lot was full of flags and maga stuff on cars
also I hated the change in PA where u can't vote straight ticket anymore with no right hand! took me forever!
and this cycle the Obama Kids were gone and I knew all the poll workers again!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 05, 2024 08:45 AM (s3qiR)
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 05, 2024 08:45 AM (mjQHZ)
Should be a slam dunk. It's leading the people I already work with under the same boss who has me basically doing the job already....
wish me luck...
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 05, 2024 08:19 AM (nXhwP)
HR skank looks at application.
Sturmtoddler, are you a gay, black, differently-abled, non-binary, trans? Oh, you're not? Too bad, those are the quals for this job.
(throws app in "basura."
Posted by: You know it's true at November 05, 2024 08:45 AM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Ordinary American at November 05, 2024 08:22 AM (UseAb)
Is this about us?
Posted by: Aussie cops who shot dogs to "prevent the spread of woofloo" at November 05, 2024 08:45 AM (zlGo9)
no paperwork to authorize voting at some districts in PA (I assume this mean password etc)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2024 08:45 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 08:45 AM (AdHga)
Just voted in NH... Very strong turnout so far in ruby red Pittsburg
Hearing of long lines in Berlin and some smaller towns in Coos County... So far seems like the rural surge seen in early voting states is showing up here in NH too..
If this continues NH is going to be close.
Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh 26m
🚨 REPORTS OF A RURAL SURGE already.
Catturd ™ @catturd2 3m
LET'S GO !!!
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And take someone with you to vote; or if an early voter, take nonvoting buddies to the polling station yourself.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 08:45 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:37 AM (RUMEY)
How dare you contradict a black pill in progress! How dare you!!
Harummphh!!!
Posted by: Maybe someday i'll choose a nick and stick with it! Certified dangerous radical at November 05, 2024 08:45 AM (89Sog)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 08:45 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 05, 2024 08:28 AM (aRslG)
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Moreno, thank heaven, looks like he will win and I too am praying Hung Cao pulls out a victory. What a great Senator he would be!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 05, 2024 08:45 AM (3RZw1)
Seems more like an "and" situation than an "or".
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 08:45 AM (LkLld)
I hope Martha Radditz goes through a whole case of Kleenex.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at November 05, 2024 08:46 AM (Lo97M)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 05, 2024 08:46 AM (CyXM8)
The kids must have moved out.
Posted by: Weak Geek at November 05, 2024 08:46 AM (p/isN)
Those shots fired at Butler, PA were also aimed at us.
Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 08:46 AM (LHPAg)
The overwhelming majority of observant Jews are conservative.
JINOs? Not so much.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 05, 2024 08:44 AM
'oo outnumbers 'oo is the problem.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 05, 2024 08:46 AM (s3qiR)
Posted by: NR Pax at November 05, 2024 08:47 AM (OPGS/)
10 voters already at my precinct deep in Trump country (rural PA) 18 minutes after the polls opened this morning.
Doesn't sound impressive but usually we'd get 80-100 people all day.
The rurals are coming.
Chris_GSD @gsd_chris 32m Replying to @EricLDaugh
My wife just reported big lines at the polling areas in the outbacks of western PA on her way to work! These tiny polling stations are never all that busy! LET'S GO TRUMP!!!!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 08:47 AM (hovnC)
He's still got 2 years on his term.
Presuming he lives that long.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 05, 2024 08:47 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 08:47 AM (J2vNu)
imagine Florida 2000 every 2 years
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After the litigation of a couple of elections, the "Shit happens. What do you want, perfection?" will be corrected and the lawsuits will cure themselves.
Posted by: Evil Incarnate at November 05, 2024 08:47 AM (YrqgQ)
Normally I voted on the way to my office. Not this morning. No place to park. According to one of my employees it was that way when he got to work 45 minutes earlier. It has never been that busy in previous elections. This is a small population county that is 85%+ Republican. I will stop in again when I head to the post office.
Posted by: KyEngineer at November 05, 2024 08:47 AM (nserA)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)
******
Thanks. I hope he knows how much he is missed.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 08:47 AM (NpAcC)
Seems more like an "and" situation than an "or".
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 08:45 AM (LkLld)
I agree.
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:48 AM (exHjb)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 08:42 AM (v6JzV)
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They will render you into butter. Caveat Emptor.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 08:48 AM (AdHga)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:48 AM (RUMEY)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 05, 2024 08:49 AM (XMwZJ)
He's still got 2 years on his term.
Not so fast
Posted by: The Grim Reaper at November 05, 2024 08:49 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 08:49 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: CoolHandLuke at November 05, 2024 08:49 AM (0VH88)
...other than me being the only person wearing a hat.
Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 08:41 AM
fistbump
men should wear hats
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 05, 2024 08:49 AM (w9Ycv)
He's still got 2 years on his term.
Presuming he lives that long.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 05, 2024 08:47 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at November 05, 2024 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Both the due process clause and equal protection clauses as well as the 15th and 19th Amendments apply to the voting process.
Due process aka law of the land requires governments to follow their own law faithfully. Equal protection clause means similarly situated individuals have to be treated the same under law. 15th and 19th are obvious in that they extend the franchise explicitly.
So yes, the Bill of Rights does require fair elections and the 14th applies that explicitly to states.
There is no 'But Democrat' exceptions to election laws and adhering to them. Repeatedly, in many contexts, Courts have ruled that government and its agents are bound by the laws they make.
Posted by: whig's phone at November 05, 2024 08:49 AM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 05, 2024 08:49 AM (XMwZJ
Strategic missteps, as they are known.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:49 AM (RUMEY)
Posted by: NativeNH at November 05, 2024 08:49 AM (bg8LN)
they also report getting confirmations of their votes
not great but better here in PA! philly is the problem
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 05, 2024 08:49 AM (s3qiR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 05, 2024 08:49 AM (C4g1y)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 08:49 AM (aD39U)
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They flipped.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 05, 2024 08:49 AM (CyXM8)
He's still got 2 years on his term.
Presuming he lives that long.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 05, 2024 08:47 AM (Q4IgG)
Nah, he'll pull a Kevin and never serve those 2 years...especially if it helps the Uniparty...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 05, 2024 08:49 AM (exHjb)
men should wear hats
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 05, 2024 08:49 AM (w9Ycv)
Men Without Hats hardest hit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 05, 2024 08:50 AM (s3qiR)
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 08:45 AM (AdHga)
Exactly what I expected from the guy who gave us Monster.
'America, where are you now, don't you care about your sons and daughters?'
Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 08:50 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 05, 2024 08:49 AM (XMwZJ)
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CRIMINAL retards
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 05, 2024 08:50 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 08:45 AM (AdHga)
Obviously not an American Woman.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 08:50 AM (i24o9)
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 08:35 AM (PRqXW)
Good morning, Piper!
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:50 AM (o/2A3)
Stay in the line. If you are in line they must let you vote, even if they try to make you wait 8 hours.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 08:50 AM (aWyLL)
Well, if they put the beat-down on election fraud, they wouldn't have to.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 05, 2024 08:51 AM (XMwZJ)
457 mysids = kids, my kids! ugh
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 05, 2024 08:50 AM (s3qiR)
It's National Typo Day!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:51 AM (RUMEY)
Good morning, Piper!
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:50 AM (o/2A3)
Keep your pants on, bigboy.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)
You asked for it!
https://youtu.be/3zUUtf7gOe8
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:52 AM (o/2A3)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 08:50 AM (aWyLL)
Yes ! And ignore media reports
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 08:52 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 08:52 AM (aWyLL)
Long lines everywhere in Bucks County.
My heart sings so loudly.
📍Warminster, PA
🦇
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I'm guessing that's Scott sending out the Bat Signal.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 08:52 AM (hovnC)
men should wear hats
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 05, 2024 08:49 AM (w9Ycv)
I'm ugly enough. Hats make it worse.
Posted by: NR Pax at November 05, 2024 08:52 AM (OPGS/)
But I feel that the Democrats are going to steal it like they always do. I hope I'm wrong.
Posted by: dantesed at November 05, 2024 08:52 AM (Oy/m2)
You asked for it!
https://youtu.be/3zUUtf7gOe8
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:52 AM (o/2A3)
Jizzbubbles.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I go to the 6:30 Mass every morning (to ask Jesus to give me the strength not to strangle my coworkers) and there were about double the number of folks that are usually there. Our church is also a polling place, so some may have gone to church before going over to the parish hall to vote, which I think is wonderful!
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp, deplorable garbage at November 05, 2024 08:53 AM (oLbj1)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 05, 2024 08:49 AM (XMwZJ)
Crooks, not retards, crooks.
Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 08:53 AM (i0F8b)
Now it takes days or weeks and most people don't believe the results.
Money well spent right?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 08:53 AM (oZhjI)
But I feel that the Democrats are going to steal it like they always do. I hope I'm wrong.
Posted by: dantesed at November 05, 2024 08:52 AM (Oy/m2)
Lara Trump said we have 500 Lawyers on the ground ready.. A lot better than the last 2 times...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 08:53 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 08:45 AM (AdHga)
Obviously not an American Woman.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 08:50 AM (i24o9)
She is German, as is he.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 08:54 AM (ExV1e)
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Are the much vaunted GOP poll watchers, lawyers and activists there?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 05, 2024 08:54 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)
A guy can't say hello to an ette anymore??
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:54 AM (o/2A3)
Posted by: Darth Randall at November 05, 2024 08:54 AM (mjQHZ)
**************
We did too, for the first time. Being in blue NoVa, we decided not to take any chances on election day
Posted by: Grateful, the range bag lady at November 05, 2024 08:54 AM (IQ6Gq)
Yes they were. Ditto for the fate of poor Peanut. A core of leftists want power ostensibly for utopia but really for vengeance on people they hate.
Posted by: whig's phone at November 05, 2024 08:54 AM (ctrM5)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 08:53 AM (IyPmt)
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I wish that would be enough.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 05, 2024 08:54 AM (CyXM8)
I don't know my neighbors well enough to determine that.
Posted by: one hour sober at November 05, 2024 08:55 AM (Y1sOo)
https://youtu.be/3zUUtf7gOe8
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:52 AM (o/2A3)
Jizzbubbles.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)
But probably not what you were expecting??
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:55 AM (o/2A3)
men should wear hats
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 05, 2024 08:49 AM (w9Ycv)
I'm ugly enough. Hats make it worse.
Posted by: NR Pax at November 05, 2024 08:52 AM (OPGS/)
I am Groot.
Posted by: Groot at November 05, 2024 08:55 AM (i24o9)
Local man, 88, has a Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese at McDonalds, develops symptoms of E. coli infection. Released from hospital after 4 days, he goes to McDonalds and gets another Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese. Develops symptoms of E. coli infection a second time. This time he dies.
Posted by: muldoon at November 05, 2024 08:55 AM (991eG)
Dershowitz said, “Well, she basically is saying there are fine people on both sides of what happened on October 7. She has praised some of the protesters who have called Israel’s response genocide. It’s like saying there are fine people on the side of 9/11. No, there aren’t. There are terrorists, and there are democracies. And she has to give the same message in Michigan as she does in Pennsylvania, and she risks losing everybody on the ground that she’s a hypocrite. And she has given messages out of all sides of her mouth on so many issues. But, on this issue, it’s so important, and she doesn’t have the courage to stand up. And [Walz] has been much worse. He has pandered to the protesters in ways that are completely unacceptable.”
Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 08:55 AM (thHUX)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 05, 2024 08:49 AM (w9Ycv)
When I was in the service I wore hats. Now I get to decide for myself.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 08:55 AM (ExV1e)
Actually... if Trump follows the suggestion I sent to him in a letter that he interpret the law forbidding the CIA from operating in the US to move their offices from Langley VA to Antarctica, things could change significantly. And yes, I did get a response from him.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 08:55 AM (Da7Vv)
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They didn't have to wait until election day morning to test the system.
Everything worked fine during early voting?
Harris County TX and Maricopa County AZ big had big election day morning snafus in 2020, mainly in Republican leaning districts. In Harris County where I lived, it kept The Commandante Lena Hidalgo in office as the County Chief Executive. No, I don't attribute it to incompetence.
Posted by: Evil Incarnate at November 05, 2024 08:55 AM (YrqgQ)
Posted by: gp Cast Ballot, Republic Is Saved! at November 05, 2024 08:55 AM (NLkgW)
https://youtu.be/3zUUtf7gOe8
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:52 AM (o/2A3)
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Holy hell Doof, I completely forgot about that song.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 08:56 AM (xOnCy)
In 2020, you basically had Crowder, Twitter randos and Tucker, a guy whose network kneecapped him, all litigating the steal.
Fast forward to today and you have the owner of Twitter/X and one of the largest podcasters in the world invested in seeing a Trump win.
Any steal will be properly and LOUDLY litigated by mainstream folks who can really amplify the message.
I'm not saying that they can't steal it, but they can't steal it and shroud it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 08:56 AM (KbCG3)
Local man, 88, has a Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese at McDonalds, develops symptoms of E. coli infection. Released from hospital after 4 days, he goes to McDonalds and gets another Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese. Develops symptoms of E. coli infection a second time. This time he dies.
Posted by: muldoon at November 05, 2024 08:55 AM (991eG)
Probably figured "what are the odds??"
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:56 AM (o/2A3)
You're quite right. I was giving the benefit of doubt, which is always ill advised when referencing any government official.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 05, 2024 08:56 AM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 08:57 AM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 05, 2024 08:57 AM (CyXM8)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 08:56 AM (xOnCy)
And now you have a new ear worm!
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:57 AM (o/2A3)
Gut Status:
[x] Healthy
Posted by: CoolHandLuke at November 05, 2024 08:57 AM (0VH88)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)
A guy can't say hello to an ette anymore??
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:54 AM (o/2A3)
Bad form. Wearing pants, that is.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 08:57 AM (i24o9)
Presuming Trump wins with an R congress this has to be any easy legislative win. This keeps happening and there is no possible answer to it beyond the intent to cheat.
I don't normally favor more laws but make this a federal crime and arrest officials doing this immediately as in give the poll watchers a phone number and cart the election official away immediately.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 08:57 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: McCool at November 05, 2024 08:57 AM (sNTcq)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
They aren't hats in the military. They're "covers."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 08:57 AM (v6JzV)
Yup, this is what I was encouraging in #104, while predicting the outcome of a larger and larger group of people getting tired of being jerked around.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 05, 2024 08:58 AM (O7YUW)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 08:58 AM (EmT/E)
McConnell has seniority and that means he would be chair of appropriations. Nothing Mitch loves better than graft and pork barrel spending. Staff runs his office anyway.
Posted by: whig's phone at November 05, 2024 08:58 AM (ctrM5)
🚨REPORT: Our lawyers are ready to go. If you see something, say something. In Texas, we will always fight to protect safe and secure elections. Go vote, that is the most important action you can do today!
George @BehizyTweets Nov 4
BREAKING: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton just deployed his legal army to the biggest cities across Texas to identify and prosecute any election fraud that occurs
Democrats will not be able to steal Texas 🔥
"The Election Day Rapid Response Legal Team will be equipped to enforce Texas election laws and take immediate action on any contingencies, including issues seen in previous cycles such as ballot shortages, extended polling location closures, and improper extension of voting hours. Similarly, the OAG will prepare to take defensive action against activist groups who might attempt to influence the election through litigation."
The good news is coming thick and fast.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 08:58 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:48 AM (RUMEY)
Now you're talking, have some more coffee.
Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 08:58 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 08:56 AM (KbCG3)
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/Dominion e-voting machines enter the chat
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 05, 2024 08:58 AM (CyXM8)
Posted by: Groot at November 05, 2024 08:55 AM (i24o9)
I wonder how much of that dialogue about Groot's dislike of hats was improvised?
Posted by: NR Pax at November 05, 2024 08:59 AM (OPGS/)
Fast forward to today and you have the owner of Twitter/X and one of the largest podcasters in the world invested in seeing a Trump win.
yep and also Elon has a bunch of satellites up there that can monitor any strange vote-tampering activity out of Italy...
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 05, 2024 08:59 AM (s3qiR)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 08:59 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 05, 2024 08:59 AM (XfoBK)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 08:57 AM (v6JzV)
When you're in the military they're - officially - covers. Now you can call them what humans call them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 08:59 AM (ExV1e)
@ImMeme0
Unexpected but Great!
Ultra Orthodox Jews dance to a beat of “Trump 2024.
https://tinyurl.com/yxk9md6h
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 08:39 AM
I liked it, but it could have used some bottles on their heads. And cowbell. But mostly cowbell.
Posted by: "The" Bruce Dickinson at November 05, 2024 09:00 AM (kgE5c)
The CDC just banned the import of any dog under six months of age, thereby inflicting a serous blow to a lot of K9 training in the states. No well-supported reason for this ban whatsoever, just an exercise of power to damage an industry.
Posted by: Ordinary American at November 05, 2024 08:22 AM (UseAb
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K9s are frequently used by law enforcement to fabricate probable cause to search people's cars, which is a gross violation of the 4th Amendment regardless of what anyone says. It's not the dogs' fault their being misused to violate Americans' constitutional rights, but I'm having no problem with this at all.
Posted by: Should be considered animal abuse at November 05, 2024 09:00 AM (wha8B)
The State Dept sits at the top of the pyramid. They use the CIA for overseas stuff and the FBI and DHS for domestic.
The whole system needs to be gutted.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 09:00 AM (LkLld)
And if it takes 10m to and fro McDs you can make a bigger yourself in that time...or hell call in an order to your local subshop.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:00 AM (oZhjI)
What was the tell? Hair in natural colors?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 05, 2024 09:00 AM (lUFok)
A guy can't say hello to an ette anymore??
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:54 AM (o/2A3)
Not when they're bragging about working out and you have this thing for sweaty women........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)
When the Democrats are so bad that Alan Dershowitz has officially left the party, and he has stated he is no longer a Democrat, having been one since Adalai Stevenson was running for president, that is not good news for them.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 09:00 AM (Da7Vv)
Turtle will at least try do the same in the Senate.
Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 09:00 AM (i0F8b)
rapid response here and they're all back on premises
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 05, 2024 09:00 AM (s3qiR)
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In all seriousness... 500 lawyers would be a good start for ONE state. Even RI.
Because I'm betting the Democrats have the GOP outnumbered with activists, poll watchers and lawyers by a factor of 10 - 1.
We need to swamp the vote.*
*as seen on JD Vance's X account
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 05, 2024 09:00 AM (Q4IgG)
So we listened to... well, you know
https://tinyurl.com/mr4862m4
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 05, 2024 09:01 AM (2DrSB)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 05, 2024 08:59 AM (s3qiR)
Not sure he has that kind of satellite.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 09:01 AM (ExV1e)
But probably not what you were expecting??
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:55 AM (o/2A3)
Well, I'm not homo, so, no......not really.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: whig's phone at November 05, 2024 09:01 AM (ctrM5)
And if it takes 10m to and fro McDs you can make a bigger yourself in that time...or hell call in an order to your local subshop.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:00 AM (oZhjI)
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I like Egg McMuffins. That's about it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 09:01 AM (xOnCy)
PENNSYLVANIA ELECTION INTEGRITY:
Early this morning we learned that Republican poll watchers in Philadelphia, York, Westmoreland, Allegheny, Lehigh, Cambria, Wyoming, and Lackawanna Counties were being turned away.
We deployed our roving attorneys, engaged with local officials, and can now report that all Republican poll watchers have been let into the building.
We will keep fighting, keep winning, and keep sharing updates.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:01 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 05, 2024 09:01 AM (3sXRv)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2024 09:01 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 05, 2024 09:02 AM (s3qiR)
Young women with danger hair
AWFLs with those weird Karen haircuts
So...you can mostly tell, amusingly by the hair.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:02 AM (oZhjI)
500 in each Battleground State
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 09:02 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: NR Pax at November 05, 2024 08:59 AM (OPGS/)
I appreciate the long set up of that joke that concluded in GoG3 with Gamora asking WTF.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 09:03 AM (i24o9)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at November 05, 2024 09:03 AM (EmT/E)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2024 09:03 AM (7oYYI)
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 05, 2024 09:03 AM (JIkaw)
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 08:54 AM (o/2A3)
Not when they're bragging about working out and you have this thing for sweaty women........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Stop acting like you know me!!
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 09:03 AM (o/2A3)
Posted by: whig's phone at November 05, 2024 09:01 AM (ctrM5)
I might amend that for today's times: A Republic, if you can regain it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 09:03 AM (KbCG3)
@mayemusk
For those voters who are undecided, listen to this speech by
@megynkelly
I know it’s not easy if you are a Democrat, but be brave.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 09:03 AM (NpAcC)
Linda A. Kerns @lindakernslaw 1h
Polls have not opened yet in Philly and FOUR of our Court appointed election workers were kicked out and told they can't work. Democrats don't want our people on the polling places. #electioninterference. Reported to DA Krasner... let's see if he takes action. @gop
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:03 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 09:03 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 05, 2024 09:04 AM (pIfcn)
I like Egg McMuffins. That's about it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 09:01 AM (xOnCy)
Sausage McMuffin, no egg FTW.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)
I bought a little specialty griddle for that. You put the egg in one part and the english muffin/meat in a different part and it comes out perfectly.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:04 AM (oZhjI)
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Who'll stop the rain?
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:04 AM (hovnC)
You have chosen slow and horrible..
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 09:04 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at November 05, 2024 09:04 AM (8UnUK)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 05, 2024 09:04 AM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Women don't sweat. They glisten.
Posted by: Auspex at November 05, 2024 09:04 AM (j4U/Z)
Polls have not opened yet in Philly and FOUR of our Court appointed election workers were kicked out and told they can't work. Democrats don't want our people on the polling places. #electioninterference. Reported to DA Krasner... let's see if he takes action. @gop
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:03 AM (hovnC)
In before the "nothing will happen" guy......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)
Maybe it's a blessing that your computer is hors d'combat, J.J.
Try to have a happy birthday anyway. Hugs.
Posted by: creeper at November 05, 2024 09:05 AM (M6moH)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 09:05 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: CoolHandLuke at November 05, 2024 09:05 AM (0VH88)
Pick one out of five. The five include three homos/lezzies, on black radical poc agitator, or one very unimpressive simple citizen.
The last one is getting my vote.
Posted by: From about That Time at November 05, 2024 09:05 AM (4780s)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2024 09:05 AM (7oYYI)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:04 AM (oZhjI)
I've got 2 of those. One for the house and one for the RV.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Women don't sweat. They glisten.
Posted by: Auspex at November 05, 2024 09:04 AM (j4U/
Someone who gets it.
They also don't poop. Food just magically disappears from their stomach.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:06 AM (RUMEY)
Posted by: From about That Time at November 05, 2024 09:06 AM (4780s)
Posted by: Should be considered animal abuse at November 05, 2024 09:00 AM (wha8B)
The "K9" term only partly includes police dogs. The industry, of which I am a part, also deals in personal protection dogs (actually a greater part). Police can and do misuse their dogs to transgress Constitutional rights (corruption exists everywhere), but this issue is much larger and what the CDC did harms many other trainers.
Posted by: Ordinary American at November 05, 2024 09:06 AM (UseAb)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 09:06 AM (aD39U)
Polls have not opened yet in Philly and FOUR of our Court appointed election workers were kicked out and told they can't work. Democrats don't want our people on the polling places. #electioninterference. Reported to DA Krasner... let's see if he takes action. @gop
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:03 AM (hovnC)
In before the "nothing will happen" guy......
Insty:
CHAIRMAN WHATLEY: “Early this morning we learned that Republican poll watchers in Philadelphia, York, Westmoreland, Allegheny, Lehigh, Cambria, Wyoming, and Lackawanna Counties were being turned away.”
RNC Attorneys were deployed. GOP poll watchers are now in the building.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 09:06 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 05, 2024 09:06 AM (kTd/k)
Posted by: screaming in digital at November 05, 2024 09:06 AM (JIkaw)
I still can't match these at home even with the specialized maker I have.
Posted by: Halfhand at November 05, 2024 09:06 AM (75eQv)
She fakes the gag.
Posted by: Aviator at November 05, 2024 09:07 AM (USTW8)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESQhptIhD8A
Posted by: callsign claymore at November 05, 2024 09:07 AM (kOezK)
Women don't sweat. They glisten.
Posted by: Auspex at November 05, 2024 09:04 AM (j4U/Z)
I have been rightfully corrected.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Today outshines that by a ton.
I'm optimistic, but not just in regards to this election.
Trump has assembled an incredible team, highlighted by Vance, the heir apparent to Trump.
Win or lose, I really don't think the country will be the same after today. And I think that's a good thing.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 09:07 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 09:01 AM (xOnCy)
Sausage McMuffin, no egg FTW.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)
Sausage biscuit, no egg, this is the way.
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:07 AM (CIS44)
Polls have not opened yet in Philly and FOUR of our Court appointed election workers were kicked out and told they can't work. Democrats don't want our people on the polling places. #electioninterference. Reported to DA Krasner... let's see if he takes action. @gop
yep I heard Linda on the radio when this was going on at 7 but the RNC lawyers moved on this quickly.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 05, 2024 09:07 AM (s3qiR)
We know can’t simply rely on an increasingly ineffective and authoritarian government to keep us safe in moments of crisis
Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 09:07 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2024 09:08 AM (gbOdA)
I like how we found out she keeps bussing the same people to all her rallies. I wonder how much she pays them?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:08 AM (oZhjI)
I just fry the egg normally but I've seen people use e.g. a tuna tin opened at both ends to make the perfectly-round egg part.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:08 AM (hovnC)
Kroger has their store brand Egg McMuffin clone in frozen foods. Not bad with a little spice and much cheaper. 4 pack for about 6 bucks, less on sale or 8 pack.
Posted by: whig's phone at November 05, 2024 09:08 AM (ctrM5)
Posted by: Auspex at November 05, 2024 09:04 AM (j4U/
Someone who gets it.
They also don't poop. Food just magically disappears from their stomach.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Yeah...that's right...
*shifty eyes*
-- Amber Heard
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 09:08 AM (v6JzV)
@robreiner
A woman gave birth to each and every one of us. Tomorrow a woman will give birth to a renewal of our Democracy.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 09:08 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 09:09 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: Captain America at November 05, 2024 09:09 AM (hovnC)
Hey I'm working on this as fast as I can ok?
Posted by: Some abortionist killing those babies one by one at November 05, 2024 09:09 AM (oZhjI)
No what happens today, and I think it is going be very good, we are the winners. Look at them. They are miserable, angry liars and their entire focus in life is making everyone as miserable as they are. Joy my ass.
We win just by not being them.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 09:09 AM (LkLld)
@robreiner
A woman gave birth to each and every one of us. Tomorrow a woman will give birth to a renewal of our Democracy.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 09:08 AM (NpAcC)
I mean, sure, Kari Lake is great and all but that's a bit much to expect from a Senator.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 09:09 AM (KbCG3)
@robreiner
A woman gave birth to each and every one of us. Tomorrow a woman will give birth to a renewal of our Democracy.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 09:08 AM (NpAcC
Trump had a mother too, you fucking fat goon.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:09 AM (RUMEY)
Posted by: screaming in digital
I'm OK. Pretty zen this morning despite the election.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 09:09 AM (v6JzV)
Where have you gone, Shalomar? Whither Kajagoogoo? Where are the Wang Chung's of yesteryear?
Where indeed, Werther muses. Where indeed? He is spun right round baby, like a record baby round round round. Also, why did the guy in that one wear an eye patch? These are mysteries beyond our ken at present.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at November 05, 2024 09:09 AM (tmPIh)
RNC Attorneys were deployed. GOP poll watchers are now in the building."
This is a much bigger thing than it may seem on the surface.
Especially in Philadelphia.
Are the armed New Black Panthers in place?
Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 09:09 AM (i0F8b)
It takes an "expert" to know this?
Posted by: Ordinary American at November 05, 2024 09:09 AM (UseAb)
@robreiner
A woman gave birth to each and every one of us. Tomorrow a woman will give birth to a renewal of our Democracy.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 09:08 AM (NpAcC)
And then murder it because it is inconvenient.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 09:10 AM (i24o9)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 08:57 AM (oZhjI)
*******
From a completely uniformed POV, voting interference is already a crime. It is, IMO, political violence and a civil rights violation. But, of course, that depends on whose rights are being violated.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 05, 2024 09:10 AM (9tq9V)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 09:10 AM (scDBq)
No what happens today, and I think it is going be very good, we are the winners. Look at them. They are miserable, angry liars and their entire focus in life is making everyone as miserable as they are. Joy my ass.
We win just by not being them.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 09:09 AM (LkLld)
As I said in response to a DU post yesterday:
At the end of the day, at least we're not them.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 09:10 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 09:10 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:10 AM (oZhjI)
None. I'm going to go to bed and then wake up tomorrow to see what (if any) results there are.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 05, 2024 09:10 AM (Q0kLU)
You have chosen slow and horrible..
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 09:04 AM (aD39U)
So one person pays $10k to die, and another pays $10k to strangle them to live out their fetish.
Sounds like the peak in liberal inventions.
Posted by: Rbastid at November 05, 2024 09:10 AM (3Sk4p)
Posted by: Piper at November 05, 2024 09:10 AM (7gm9V)
MSNBC: 20% higher NH returns prove Republicans stuffing ballot boxes on election day.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 05, 2024 09:10 AM (CCBVT)
@robreiner
A woman gave birth to each and every one of us. Tomorrow a woman will give birth to a renewal of our Democracy.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 09:08 AM (NpAcC)
63 million aborted babies have entered the chat
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 05, 2024 09:10 AM (XfoBK)
CHAIRMAN WHATLEY: “Early this morning we learned that Republican poll watchers in Philadelphia, York, Westmoreland, Allegheny, Lehigh, Cambria, Wyoming, and Lackawanna Counties were being turned away.”
Arrest those turning them away. This is the only way lessons will be learned.
Put a felony on their records REMOVING their right to vote. F*ck them where they live.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 09:10 AM (v6JzV)
@robreiner
A woman gave birth to each and every one of us. Tomorrow a woman will give birth to a renewal of our Democracy
Pretty ironic statement given Harris' entire campaign is based on killing babies.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 09:10 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: davidt at November 05, 2024 09:09 AM (i0F8b)
They might be voting for Trump LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 09:11 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 09:01 AM (xOnCy)
I make them at home for him- he loves Jimmy Dean sausage sandwiches, which are basically the same thing.
Takes about 7 minutes and tastes better than anything bought.
Posted by: sal at November 05, 2024 09:11 AM (f+FmA)
Once again, overall the numbers are dismal, with just 34% saying they were either “very satisfied” (12%) or “somewhat satisfied” (22%). But a hefty 63% reported being either “not very” satisfied (24%) or “not at all” satisfied (38%).
And yes, again, the political schism seen now daily across the nation and in the legacy media was once again visible in the data. Of Democrats, 61% said they were satisfied, compared to only 34% responding they were not satisfied.
(D) almost 2x as many happy with things.
dayum
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 05, 2024 09:11 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:07 AM (CIS44)
Absolutely. Cheese is allowed, though.
Posted by: one hour sober at November 05, 2024 09:11 AM (Y1sOo)
The State Department can be detailed to clean up highways in the various states. I have been unable to find them mentioned in the Constitution - could you show my where they are in that document? The FBI can be detailed to investigate the DHS and vice versa.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 09:11 AM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Ordinary American at November 05, 2024 09:11 AM (UseAb)
A woman gave birth to each and every one of us. Tomorrow a woman will give birth to a renewal of our Democracy.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 09:08 AM (NpAcC)
We're a damn Constitutional Republic you fat f*ck.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)
@robreiner
A woman gave birth to each and every one of us. Tomorrow a woman will give birth to a renewal of our Democracy.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 09:08 AM (NpAcC)
And then murder it because it is inconvenient.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 09:10 AM (i24o9)
Democracy was aborted today in a procedure at Planned Parenthood's DC offices.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:11 AM (RUMEY)
Some of my students did these gigs and saw recruiting posters for them on bulletin boards and fliers around campus.
Posted by: whig's phone at November 05, 2024 09:11 AM (ctrM5)
Posted by: callsign claymore at November 05, 2024 09:07 AM (kOezK)
Good one, Double C!
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 09:11 AM (o/2A3)
Posted by: Auspex at November 05, 2024 09:04 AM (j4U/Z)
I believe it goes - Horses sweat. Men perspire. Women glow.
Posted by: spindrift at November 05, 2024 09:11 AM (OguvZ)
Warning: Your IQ may be halved if you watch this.
https://tinyurl.com/2xyarvmd
Posted by: Gref at November 05, 2024 09:12 AM (aBgBM)
Posted by: dantesed at November 05, 2024 09:12 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 09:12 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 05, 2024 09:12 AM (XMwZJ)
Oprah to women voters: If you don't elect Kamala, you will lose voting rights:
Oh f$#@ off lady!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 09:12 AM (scDBq)
I hope Martha Radditz goes through a whole case of
Posted by: Florida Peasant at November 05, 2024 08:46 AM (Lo97M)
FIFY
Posted by: Ciampino - Would be funny - blubbering drunk on air at November 05, 2024 09:12 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)
Oprah to women voters: If you don't elect Kamala, you will lose voting rights:
That is so F'ing stupid
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 09:13 AM (IyPmt)
@robreiner
A woman gave birth to each and every one of us. Tomorrow a woman will give birth to a renewal of our Democracy
Maybe he means Melania.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 05, 2024 09:13 AM (SfhV1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)
The new and improved RNC sure seems to be trying to make something happen.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 09:13 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2024 09:03 AM (7oYYI)
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All joking aside, I wonder what percentage of modern-educated Americans would understand this.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 05, 2024 09:13 AM (QdGJh)
Posted by: whig's phone at November 05, 2024 09:13 AM (ctrM5)
dayum
Tucker says that Dem voters have 70% of the wealth in this country now. If true that means the 8 years under Obama and 4 under Biden/Harris were just pure looting of the treasury and since most leftwing voters ONLY care about getting money from Uncle Sugar it all makes sense...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:13 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 08:42 AM (v6JzV)
Not a redhead, but:
https://tinyurl.com/32r2x4zp
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 05, 2024 09:13 AM (Q0kLU)
You have chosen slow and horrible..
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 09:04 AM (aD39U)
So one person pays $10k to die, and another pays $10k to strangle them to live out their fetish.
Sounds like the peak in liberal inventions.
Posted by: Rbastid at November 05, 2024 09:10 AM (3Sk4p)
Not to make light of suicide, but why spend $10k to punch your own ticket? Find a high bridge, parking garage, etc. Lay down in train tracks. Eat a .45, or if you don't want the mess - OD. All can be done a whole lot cheaper than 10k.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 09:14 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Rbastid at November 05, 2024 09:14 AM (3Sk4p)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 09:12 AM (v6JzV)
Keep your pants on, bigboy......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2024 09:14 AM (AYz4A)
Posted by: one hour sober at November 05, 2024 09:11 AM (Y1sOo)
Born in WI. This is the only correct way.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 05, 2024 09:14 AM (9mfKN)
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 05, 2024 09:01 AM (xOnCy)
And I can not lie.
Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 09:14 AM (LHPAg)
There is no real way to turn around a stolen election in the courts
... will all those same judges still believe there is "no standing" when its the other side asking for the same relief.
Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 09:14 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2024 09:14 AM (7oYYI)
He’s a MAGA man!!
https://is.gd/Kf10fx
1:28 minutes; great song; worth the viewing.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:14 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: Ordinary American at November 05, 2024 09:11 AM (UseAb)
I think so too.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at November 05, 2024 09:14 AM (SfhV1)
Posted by: spindrift at November 05, 2024 09:14 AM (OguvZ)
Posted by: callsign claymore at November 05, 2024 09:14 AM (kOezK)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:14 AM (Zz0t1)
This isn't the book thread!
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:14 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 09:14 AM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2024 09:03 AM (7oYYI)
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All joking aside, I wonder what percentage of modern-educated Americans would understand this.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 05, 2024 09:13 AM (QdGJh)
"Movin' right along!"
- Kermit and Fozzie
Posted by: Doof at November 05, 2024 09:14 AM (o/2A3)
Posted by: Mishdog at November 05, 2024 09:15 AM (0Yukh)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 09:10 AM (KbCG3)
Gold.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 09:15 AM (i24o9)
Posted by: ORCA 95 at November 05, 2024 09:15 AM (YIxO9)
Posted by: Roberto at November 05, 2024 09:15 AM (4XGBs)
Pennsylvania,
➡️ The polls are now officially open
➡️ You have until 8 p.m. to get in line
‼️Once you’re in line, stay in line‼️
Please send me any pictures, especially of lines in Pennsylvania.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:15 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 05, 2024 09:15 AM (kTd/k)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 05, 2024 09:15 AM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 05, 2024 09:15 AM (uNtcY)
The irony here is that if you actually believe the absurd rantings of a bubble head celebrity like this and it decides your vote you shouldn't be voting.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:15 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: It's happening at November 05, 2024 09:16 AM (soWAZ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2024 09:14 AM (7oYYI)
His mother was a walrus?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:16 AM (RUMEY)
Posted by: Auspex at November 05, 2024 09:04 AM (j4U/
Someone who gets it.
They also don't poop. Food just magically disappears from their stomach.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Yeah...that's right...
*shifty eyes*
-- Amber Heard
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 09:08 AM (v6JzV)
And they don't fart. They fluff. Even when they can clear a room, and even the dog tucks tail and runs away.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 09:16 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 05, 2024 09:15 AM (uNtcY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfMaOyPQz18
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:16 AM (CIS44)
A woman gave birth to each and every one of us. Tomorrow a woman will give birth to a renewal of our Democracy
Tomorrow, God willing, that woman will be put out to pasture and our Constitutional Republic will be once again returned to glory, and baby murder will be pushed aside for personal responsibility and the power of freedom.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:08 AM
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That works. On campouts, I'll use either a pie iron or the concave lid of a Dutch oven. One egg in the "bowl" of a lid is a perfect English muffin size.
Posted by: reason at November 05, 2024 09:16 AM (l/Urf)
@John_Jennings03
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2h
Low turnout in Fairfax this morning. I’ve been to three polling places and a new voter comes in every 3 minutes. Any updates from around the state? @ChristianHeiens @JackCollinsVA
Posted by: JackStraw at November 05, 2024 09:17 AM (LkLld)
Anyone that stupid should lose their voting rights
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 09:17 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at November 05, 2024 09:17 AM (XfoBK)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 05, 2024 09:17 AM (kTd/k)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024
So it's National Tyop Dey, so wath?
Posted by: Ciampino - emocrats R All unts at November 05, 2024 09:17 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 09:17 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 05, 2024 09:15 AM (kTd/k)
You better bring a semi truck full of film. He won't finally gutter out for at least a year. It would be like a coal seam ignited.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 05, 2024 09:17 AM (7oYYI)
Anyone that stupid should lose their voting rights
Posted by: It's me donna at November 05, 2024 09:17 AM (IyPmt
Why won't anyone call anyone a liar anymore?
That's just a ridiculous lie.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:17 AM (RUMEY)
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Who'll stop the rain?
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024
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"Have you never seen the brain . . .?"
( -- Chief surgeon to med student)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 09:18 AM (J2vNu)
There is no real way to turn around a stolen election in the courts
... will all those same judges still believe there is "no standing" when its the other side asking for the same relief.
I remember saying in 2022 when the election was being stolen from Lake that she was not going to win it in the courts no matter how obvious it was - her only chance to win was to go to the bunker in Maricopa where the sheriff had taken the votes and enter the building to observe. Force his flunkies to either obey the sheriff's shoot to kill orders or let you in.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:18 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Walter P. Chrysler at November 05, 2024 09:18 AM (6Cd6u)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 05, 2024 09:18 AM (9BaJe)
A woman gave birth to each and every one of us. Tomorrow a woman will give birth to a renewal of our Democracy.
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Says a guy who has been working with, and funding bigly, his DC pals like Bill Kristol to abort Trump's presidencies since 2016.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 09:18 AM (scDBq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024
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If pics of the young Susan Dey (ca. 1970) are involved, I'm there.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 09:18 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Danimal28 at November 05, 2024 09:19 AM (klw0w)
Why won't anyone call anyone a liar anymore?
That's just a ridiculous lie.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:17 AM (RUMEY)
Arrest her for voter intimidation and election interference.
She's breaking the law with her lies.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 05, 2024 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)
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We had a painting about that just recently but you omitted the parrot.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:19 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 09:19 AM (v6JzV)
https://tinyurl.com/4sdeype2
When was Farrel ever funny?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 05, 2024 09:20 AM (scDBq)
Good morning all. And best wishes for the results that come in tonight.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 05, 2024 09:20 AM (FcuD8)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 05, 2024 09:20 AM (KbCG3)
https://tinyurl.com/3fpw84pf
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 05, 2024 09:20 AM (iODuv)
If they'll send 10 armed men to kill your pet they'll have no qualms about killing you either.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:20 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: CoolHandLuke at November 05, 2024 09:21 AM (0VH88)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 08:48 AM (RUMEY)
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He could write in Joe R. Biden. Also Jill Biden for Vice. Heh heh!
Posted by: Ciampino - emocrats R All unts! at November 05, 2024 09:21 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Scont at November 05, 2024 09:21 AM (gXPCY)
I have done my civic duty!
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at November 05, 2024 09:21 AM (4XwPj)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:08 AM (hovnC)
He likes his yolks almost hard cooked, so I microwave them in a small bowl with some melted butter. This avoids frizzled whites and it comes out the perfect size for an English muffin. I cut a circle of cheese with the biscuit cutter.
Posted by: sal at November 05, 2024 09:21 AM (f+FmA)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 05, 2024 09:16 AM (RUMEY)
Goo goo g' joob
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 05, 2024 09:22 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: BruceWayne at November 05, 2024 09:07 AM (CIS44)
Absolutely. Cheese is allowed, though.
Posted by: one hour sober at November 05, 2024 09:11 AM (Y1sOo)
I get six McD snausage biskits for Sunday School every week. $12.28 out the door, kinda pricey, but Presbyterians smile over the little things.
Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 09:22 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:22 AM (oZhjI)
Low turnout in Fairfax this morning. I’ve been to three polling places and a new voter comes in every 3 minutes. Any updates from around the state? @ChristianHeiens @JackCollinsVA
Wow, that's unexpected, and probably good for us.
There is no real way to turn around a stolen election in the courts
That's why the GOP post-Ronna focused on having people in place to challenge the cheaters as it happens. So far, it seems to be working. It's almost as if the people running the party now have brains and can think ahead.
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 09:22 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 09:14 AM (N39Ws)
Because then you wouldn't be the First Person To Use A Malfunctioning Suicide Pod.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 09:23 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:23 AM (oZhjI)
Either way , there will still be the unashamed love for this nation that has been felt for a lifetime.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at November 05, 2024 09:23 AM (hKoQL)
@robreiner
A woman gave birth to each and every one of us. Tomorrow a woman will give birth to a renewal of our Democracy.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 05, 2024 09:08 AM (NpAcC)
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Rob Reiner is one very weird dude
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 05, 2024 09:23 AM (IYA3L)
Let My People Go is a good documentary about the cheat in 2020 (also about the Covid lockdown and the J6 political prisoners). It also has some general suggestions about 2024, but nothing too specific (how could it?). It can be streamed at
Letmypeoplego.movie
Or if you are 29, you can even buy it on disc.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 05, 2024 09:24 AM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Archimedes at November 05, 2024 09:22 AM (xCA6C)
You'll forgive me if I remain skeptical.
Posted by: Jetto at November 05, 2024 09:24 AM (CRuNP)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:25 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 09:26 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 05, 2024 08:45 AM (AdHga)
Obviously not an American Woman.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 05, 2024 08:50 AM (i24o9)
"American Woman" was the Guess Who, not Steppenwolf.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at November 05, 2024 09:26 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 05, 2024 09:27 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 05, 2024 09:20 AM (oZhjI)
Are you telling me that I can notify the NY authorities that all the tree rats in my back yard are pets and they'll fly down to Texas and kill them? Cuz I'd be willing to go for that if it wouldn't upset the wife.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 05, 2024 09:27 AM (ExV1e)
Gov. Shap Shap the Shap decided to run the cheat machine full force for Commie-La, despite the VP snub.
Posted by: XTC at November 05, 2024 09:27 AM (6Uni8)
Well, that seems unfair. At least a paper clip can connect two thoughts together.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 05, 2024 09:28 AM (/y8xj)
Everything worked fine during early voting?
Harris County TX and Maricopa County AZ big had big election day morning snafus in 2020, mainly in Republican leaning districts. In Harris County where I lived, it kept The Commandante Lena Hidalgo in office as the County Chief Executive. No, I don't attribute it to incompetence.
Posted by: Evil Incarnate at November 05, 2024 08:55 AM (YrqgQ)
The two "tablets" on the district 23 sign in table were from the early voting sites in Somerset county. They are free standing with internal scanner and drives programmed to be specific to a certain district. The had were brought in from an early voting site from another area of the township (one of many). Another district from another part of the township was loaded into these tablets. A quick reloading of the drives by a rep from Somerset county fixed the issue. They scanned my sample ballot, I signed in and all was fine. Voted, checked my choices twice, and posted my ballot. Was on my way in no time.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at November 05, 2024 09:28 AM (iODuv)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 05, 2024 09:16 AM
https://youtu.be/_XemWdrMBnw
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 05, 2024 09:29 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at November 05, 2024 09:29 AM (uNtcY)
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I had a microwave-oven double egg-poacher like that but I've mislaid it.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:30 AM (hovnC)
Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 09:31 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at November 05, 2024 09:31 AM (ZVgZ4)
Obama: “I won”
Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 09:32 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: whig's phone at November 05, 2024 09:32 AM (ctrM5)
End of the day was delicious
Posted by: SMOD at November 05, 2024 09:33 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 05, 2024 09:37 AM (hovnC)
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