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Trump Arrives in Pittsburgh
Plus: Results from the Moo Deng Precinct Are In!

Trump is walking to the state now. Not sure what happened with Megyn Kelly.

Below: An important tea leaf.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:20 PM




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1 Garbage first.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2024 07:21 PM (mH6SG)

2 Why does a hippo have a Chinese name? Aren't they from Africa?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 04, 2024 07:21 PM (b4o9z)

3 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at November 04, 2024 07:22 PM (lXXed)

4 P'nut didn't kill himself.

Release the P'nut videos and the P'nut party guest lists!

Posted by: SquirrelNews Channel at November 04, 2024 07:22 PM (x5nKy)

5 Moo Deng is as good a prognosticator as any of the other guys.

Posted by: Moki at November 04, 2024 07:22 PM (wLjpr)

6 Great essay posted by VDH today linked at Powerline. He and ace are truly national treasures.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 04, 2024 07:22 PM (odcDF)

7 I really am becoming comfortable having been labeled as "garbage". Is that wrong?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2024 07:23 PM (mH6SG)

8 Ace, FCC rules require equal time for Kamamalalama DingDong.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 07:24 PM (RUMEY)

9 I keep waffling between three possibilities tomorrow:

1) The election is similar to 2016/2020, with the polls being right that it's basically a toss-up. In that case, I expect Philly, Detroit, Las Vegas, Milwaukee all miraculously getting 150% voter turnout, dragging Kamala over the top. Trump has a repeat of 2020 (losing a bunch of close ones).

2) The polls are wrong and Trump is up, not only in the swings but in blue states like NH, VA, and NM. He wins one or two of those, blunting the attempted steal, the Dems decide it's not worth risking things in Philly, Detroid, and Vegas, etc, so they fold, and Trump wins something similar to a 1968 landslide (winning a bunch of close ones).

3)The Democrats manage to get their voters out on election day, women turn out in monster numbers, men stay home, and Kamala creeps over the finish line winning something like 270-272 EVs.


I don't see the evidence for number three. It would defy human expectations. If Kamala has a highly motivated bloc of voters why aren't they voting early? Is there a reason they would wait till election day that I'm overlooking? If not, then the election comes down to Trump getting his people to the polls.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 04, 2024 07:24 PM (wGun1)

10 Moo Deng is as good a prognosticator as any of the other guys.
Posted by: Moki at November 04, 2024 07:22 PM (wLjpr)

What does Punxsutawney Phil have to say on the matter?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 04, 2024 07:24 PM (VNX3d)

11 Tulsi looks like a skunk.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 07:24 PM (RUMEY)

12 California's 2020 total turnout was 17.5 million. They need to get 10 million people, both alive and dead, to the polls today to equal that. Both Texas (8.9 million) and Florida (7.6 million) had greater early turnout (in person and mail-in). I think the Big Blues are going to have trouble running up the score.

https://tinyurl.com/yy69pnw2

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 04, 2024 07:25 PM (wzAuc)

13 Tulsi up.

She is a One, even though she is Hawaiian.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 04, 2024 07:25 PM (ufFY8)

14 Tulsi looks like a skunk.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 07:24 PM (RUMEY)

she got that silver after her experience in the warzone

Posted by: runner at November 04, 2024 07:26 PM (V13WU)

15 After the De Blasio incident, we can't ask him

Posted by: Moki at November 04, 2024 07:26 PM (wLjpr)

16 Tulsi looks like a skunk.

Let's hope she doesn't lift her tail.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2024 07:26 PM (mH6SG)

17 Sorry, we had to put that hippo down because it was clearly rabid.

Posted by: New York State's Finest at November 04, 2024 07:27 PM (gKWVE)

18 Is there any reason to think Kamala will be able to get people to the polls when she hasn't been able to yet?

No.

Is there any reason to think Trump won't get people to the polls when he's been able to thus far?

No.


So why are we worried?

The only reason is because Democrats cheat. And even though, this time, they will have to cheat in a bigger and more obviously fraudulent way than ever before to actually win, there's no historical precedent to say they won't, and no historical precedent to say the Supreme Court won't shrug their shoulders.

That's why I'm worried.

But what can I do but vote and give my worries to God.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 04, 2024 07:27 PM (wGun1)

19 11 Tulsi looks like a skunk.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 07:24 PM (RUMEY)


Très belle!

Posted by: Pepe Le Pew at November 04, 2024 07:27 PM (PiwSw)

20 The silver streak is sort of hot, if it weren't so obviously unnatural.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 04, 2024 07:27 PM (ufFY8)

21 Hippos? Whatever happened to good old fashioned chicken entrails?

I demand equal time!

Posted by: Witch Doctor at November 04, 2024 07:28 PM (tT6L1)

22 Apparently Moo Deng's name means "bouncy pork" in Thai. Which is just adorable!

Posted by: LizLem at November 04, 2024 07:28 PM (QAK8m)

23 Bacon is spice!

-
I guess it's true. The spice must flow.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 04, 2024 07:28 PM (L/fGl)

24 Sorry, we had to put that hippo down because it was clearly rabid.
Posted by: New York State's Finest at November 04, 2024 07:27 PM (gKWVE)

Ok, I LOLed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 04, 2024 07:28 PM (ufFY8)

25 The commies *could* just YOLO-certify imaginary vote counts in selected states they 'control'.

... that might not work out how they want.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 07:28 PM (zlGo9)

26 7 I really am becoming comfortable having been labeled as "garbage". Is that wrong?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2024 07:23 PM (mH6SG)

You're already notorious, ya know?

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 04, 2024 07:29 PM (Rbu5d)

27 Lucky hippo.

Usually there's only one cake out there for it when it has to "predict" local elections.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 04, 2024 07:29 PM (DDGz9)

28 The commies *could* just YOLO-certify imaginary vote counts in selected states they 'control'.

... that might not work out how they want.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 07:28 PM (zlGo9)
\
I hope the commies are shitting themselves tonight.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 04, 2024 07:29 PM (i24o9)

29 Moo Deng flesh is said to be tender and well flavoured, particularly that of the parts near the breast. It is even sometimes admitted to the tables of the colonists at the Cape of Good Hope. The feet are considered peculiarly fine eating; and the tongue, when salted and dried, is in great esteem at the Cape.

Posted by: Moo Deng Facts at November 04, 2024 07:29 PM (vFG9F)

30 Good evening all!

My daughter, son in law, his parents, his grandparents and his aunt are all voting Trump tomorrow. We’re in Tennessee, but we want that PV!

Posted by: Jmel at November 04, 2024 07:29 PM (bVhJi)

31
The light from downtown is fabulous. Really, the best. These people. Beautiful. Fantastic.

Poker and bourbon in a few minutes, hoping to ignore local politics.

Posted by: Auspex at November 04, 2024 07:30 PM (j4U/Z)

32 Moo Deng flesh is said to be tender and well flavoured, particularly that of the parts near the breast. It is even sometimes admitted to the tables of the colonists at the Cape of Good Hope. The feet are considered peculiarly fine eating; and the tongue, when salted and dried, is in great esteem at the Cape.

Posted by: Moo Deng Facts at November 04, 2024 07:29 PM (vFG9F)

A Moo Deng once bit my sister.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 04, 2024 07:30 PM (i24o9)

33 Will this half elf, half cat-girl get you to vote?

https://tinyurl.com/4d4hj25p

May Trump crush Harris at the voting booth nationwide

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 04, 2024 07:30 PM (VDiWY)

34 Mooove over Kamala, Moo Deng has spoken.

The killing of Peanut the Squirrel was the final straw.

Posted by: Czech Chick at November 04, 2024 07:30 PM (fpVC1)

35 >>> 11 Tulsi looks like a skunk.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 07:24 PM (RUMEY)

Oooh la la mon cherie!

Posted by: Pepe LePew at November 04, 2024 07:30 PM (zlGo9)

36 One thing Americans and now just the Right does very well is embrace and own name calling.

Yankee Doodle Dandy
Redneck
GIs
Dogface
Doughboy
Moron

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 04, 2024 07:30 PM (D6PGr)

37 Yvonne De Carlo has rocked that look.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 04, 2024 07:30 PM (t8vHj)

38 I thought Tulsi was a skonk, until I sadly learned, she was just a black cat with a stripe of the paint white, down her lovely back.

Oh, how I wanted to sweep her away to the casssbahhh! But, alas, eet was not to be.


Pepe has Le Sad

Posted by: Jim at November 04, 2024 07:30 PM (Xo+UM)

39 Good evening all!

My daughter, son in law, his parents, his grandparents and his aunt are all voting Trump tomorrow. We’re in Tennessee, but we want that PV!
Posted by: Jmel at November 04, 2024 07:29 PM (bVhJi)

sure

Posted by: runner at November 04, 2024 07:30 PM (V13WU)

40 Bouncy Pork is Elissa Slutkin's code name.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 04, 2024 07:31 PM (ufFY8)

41 @BarackObama
·
3h
I believe that the vast majority of people in this country are good and generous and honest and fair

ha
haha
hahahaha

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 04, 2024 07:31 PM (gbOdA)

42 Will this half elf, half cat-girl get you to vote?

https://tinyurl.com/4d4hj25p

May Trump crush Harris at the voting booth nationwide
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 04, 2024 07:30 PM (VDiWY)

Nice - but too late!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 04, 2024 07:31 PM (VNX3d)

43
Redpill Drifter
@RedpillDrifter
1893 BARON TRUMP THE TIME TRAVELER BOOK

A book by Ingersoll Lockwood, "Baron Trump's Marvelous Underground Journey" is about a Prince from Castle Trump who timetravels and goes on a journey under the direction of a man named Don "The Master of Master's" He explores tunnels within the Earth and advanced civilizations etc. Some point to Operation Looking Glass as the key along with Nikola Tesla tech or advanced tech.

Lockwoods last novel in 1896 was titled "The Last President" in The Last President Trump becomes president, and he lives in a hotel on 5th Avenue where the current Trump Tower is located.

Yes, I know this is widely known, but I figured now is a good time to bring it up. I am in no way endorsing the author Ingersoll Lockwood or his personal beliefs. Just revealing the "coincidences."

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 04, 2024 07:31 PM (TGPs7)

44 OddBob, if you are here send me a text and I'll send you the rosary info.

Posted by: Eromero at November 04, 2024 07:31 PM (LHPAg)

45 Moo Deng chose poorly. He's going to get a visit from the NY Dept of Environmental Protection if he keeps irritating Democrats.

Posted by: Roberto at November 04, 2024 07:31 PM (QUC63)

46 >>> 14 Tulsi looks like a skunk.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 07:24 PM (RUMEY)

she got that silver after her experience in the warzone
Posted by: runner at November 04, 2024 07:26 PM (V13WU)

Was she perhaps chased by one o' them invisible flying octopus thingies?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 07:32 PM (zlGo9)

47 "she got that silver after her experience in the warzone"

There is an actual medical description for that type of hair streak but I can't recall it. My sister in law has the exact same streak, same spot.
It's not dangerous or anything.
I suppose there's a medical term for everything...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 04, 2024 07:32 PM (MeG8a)

48 Did Kamala really argue with a practicing Muslim influencer that bacon is a spice? Like, that happened?

Apparently Julia Louis-Dreyfus regrets playing Selina Meyer on Veep, even though it won her a ton of awards, because people keep comparing her character to Kamala.

That's not your fault honey! The VP that is possibly a day away from being declared the next POTUS shouldn't be a laughingstock, yet here we are...

Posted by: LizLem at November 04, 2024 07:32 PM (QAK8m)

49 Assistant County Manager Zach Schira has confirmed the full election results might take a few days to announce after Election Day in Maricopa County, AZ

CHEAT

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 04, 2024 07:32 PM (gbOdA)

50 Will Monica Ann Keasler call NY SDEC claiming Moo Deng is being abused?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 04, 2024 07:32 PM (VDiWY)

51 Apparently Moo Deng's name means "bouncy pork" in Thai. Which is just adorable!
Posted by: LizLem

The Paolo, how you say, is so happy you think so.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 04, 2024 07:33 PM (WXNFJ)

52 California's 2020 total turnout was 17.5 million. They need to get 10 million people, both alive and dead, to the polls today to equal that. Both Texas (8.9 million) and Florida (7.6 million) had greater early turnout (in person and mail-in). I think the Big Blues are going to have trouble running up the score.

https://tinyurl.com/yy69pnw2enthusiasts.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer

I did my part, just now. Registered Ind. Let them guess which way I voted.

And may my spam folder soon be free of beggings from traitorous scum.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 04, 2024 07:33 PM (hCzfy)

53 So the first impeachment the Dems bring will be collusion with China over the Moo Deng pick

Posted by: steevy at November 04, 2024 07:33 PM (HJ9BW)

54 The most important thing to me is not the economy, world wars, price of groceries, price of gas, etc but .......


" A Woman's Ass"........


"And what she/it/they/them can do with it and that men have no say and must take all responsibility"


Posted by: Kamal Harris at November 04, 2024 07:33 PM (FDlb9)

55 Was she perhaps chased by one o' them invisible flying octopus thingies?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 07:32 PM (zlGo9)


*perks up*

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at November 04, 2024 07:33 PM (PiwSw)

56 >>> 28
==
I hope the commies are shitting themselves tonight.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 04, 2024 07:29 PM (i24o9)

I hope many are booking red-eye flights to countries without extradition to the US.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 07:34 PM (zlGo9)

57 35 >>> 11 Tulsi looks like a skunk.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 07:24 PM (RUMEY)

Oooh la la mon cherie!
Posted by: Pepe LePew at November 04, 2024 07:30 PM

--

We shall flee to Capri!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnbNTv_D3A

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 04, 2024 07:34 PM (wzAuc)

58 Tulsi is hawt.

She should be painted on the side of Maverick's plane.

Posted by: SnakePlizzken at November 04, 2024 07:34 PM (G0Od/)

59 Trump will be out as soon as the pre-recorded bit ends. Important American history is happening right now and I am thrilled to be hanging with all of you.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 04, 2024 07:34 PM (tPMOE)

60 A squirrel holocaust movie would be better than the Birds.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 04, 2024 07:34 PM (mfUOU)

61 These election official fuckers have one job and 2 years to plan for it. DO YOUR FUCKING JOB.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 04, 2024 07:34 PM (t8vHj)

62
*settles in with popcorn to await the comments *
Posted by: bluebell at November 04, 2024 07:17 PM (79pEw)
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May they all be glorious workers paradises with the power grid of 2024 CA.....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 04, 2024 07:35 PM (tT6L1)

63 People keep saying "Even if Trump wins I can't believe so many people are willing to vote for Kamala!" but that ignores the 20+ years of extreme 24/7 partisan politics that have taken over the culture of our country. The parties aren't popping up every four years with a new candidate. They're in our faces every hour of every day. They've forced their way into our lives and demanded that we pick a side, for or against them.

Kamala isn't a candidate. She's an avatar. She's a cartoon representation of the kind of Big Government control that, sadly, a large portion of this country wants.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 04, 2024 07:35 PM (wGun1)

64 I always considered the silver patch in an otherwise dark haired person a birth mark.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 04, 2024 07:35 PM (D6PGr)

65 All y'all: vote, vote, VOTE!

Gotta drive the stake into the heart of the vampire!

Seriously, if you haven't voted early, please, for the love of God, get out and strike a blow for freedom. We need that popular vote total to blow the roof off.

Failing that? they'll use it as an excuse to conduct lawfare for agonizing weeks and months on end, and election denial in perpetuity.

They need to be decisively and brutally defeated.

Posted by: Beverly at November 04, 2024 07:35 PM (Epeb0)

66 Capri? Where Tiberius banged little children while letting Sejanus purge everyone?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 04, 2024 07:35 PM (mfUOU)

67 He’s on!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 04, 2024 07:35 PM (u73oe)

68 I hope many are booking red-eye flights to countries without extradition to the US.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 07:34 PM (zlGo9)
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May they all be glorious workers paradises with the power grid of 2024 CA.....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 04, 2024 07:35 PM (tT6L1)
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one of these days I'm going to learn I cannot trust copy and paste on the blog.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 04, 2024 07:36 PM (tT6L1)

69 Why does a hippo have a Chinese name? Aren't they from Africa?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 04, 2024 07:21 PM (b4o9z)
_______________

Should've named her "Behar." Familiar resemblance.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 04, 2024 07:36 PM (YqDXo)

70 I think Trump heard ace.

Posted by: runner at November 04, 2024 07:36 PM (V13WU)

71 I voted 2 wks ago and we dropped them in the box with security cameras. Red state. The computer stated my vote counted.

I think Moo Deng was just glad to get out of that nasty water and eat, so not scientific. But neither are the MSM polls.

Kam probably thinks stripper poles count. I really can't listen to her. And think her teeth are super weird...does she retract them doing her bidness? Don't answer.

I am still wanting to know of Ace has married and if he has mellowed out.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 04, 2024 07:36 PM (gi+MR)

72 Moo Deng is outgrowing the cuteness.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 04, 2024 07:36 PM (63Dwl)

73 >>> 49 Assistant County Manager Zach Schira has confirmed the full election results might take a few days to announce after Election Day in Maricopa County, AZ

CHEAT
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 04, 2024 07:32 PM (gbOdA)

Whether or not the Maricopa County Sherriff is arrested, soon, will indicate if it proceeds as the commies desire.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 07:36 PM (zlGo9)

74 May all the Democrat chestnuts get roasted tomorrow.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 04, 2024 07:36 PM (VDiWY)

75 A squirrel holocaust movie would be better than the Birds.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 04, 2024 07:34 PM (mfUOU)

I'm still hoping this story from the Babylon Bee turns into truth: Radicalized Squirrels In MAGA Hats Begin Uprising

https://tinyurl.com/ypfj74cy

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 04, 2024 07:36 PM (VNX3d)

76 "Oh, shit, you mean we have to actually count all the votes this year now? Daaaaang. How do we even do that? Like, one at a time?"

*ten hours later*

"Wait was the Trump pile on the left or the right?"

"Oh, god dammit, Larry. Now we gotta start all over. One.... two.... three...."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 04, 2024 07:37 PM (DDGz9)

77 2 Why does a hippo have a Chinese name? Aren't they from Africa?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 04, 2024 07:21 PM (b4o9z)
----
The Chinese have invaded.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, non voglio dire nulla at November 04, 2024 07:37 PM (i0xsb)

78 Aetius, I knew that because I watched " I Claudius"

Posted by: Ben Had at November 04, 2024 07:37 PM (t8vHj)

79 @BarackObama 3h
I believe that the vast majority of people in this country are good and generous and honest and fair

Oh, they are. And that's why I trust they will come to their senses and vote Trump tomorrow.

Posted by: LizLem at November 04, 2024 07:37 PM (QAK8m)

80 I am still wanting to know of Ace has married and if he has mellowed out.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 04, 2024 07:36 PM (gi+MR)
--------------

Ace has a Vespa, messenger bag and Garrett.

I'm not sure how much more information I'm free to give out.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 04, 2024 07:37 PM (tT6L1)

81 @BarackObama
·
3h
I believe that the vast majority of people in this country are good and generous and honest and fair

I count this a-hole in the small minority of people that aren't good, generous, honest, and fair.

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 04, 2024 07:37 PM (MsrgL)

82 I know Razorfist has ranted many times about how crooked Maricopa County is.

Posted by: steevy at November 04, 2024 07:37 PM (HJ9BW)

83 >one of these days I'm going to learn I cannot trust copy and paste on the blog.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker
----

just compose your comment in Microsoft Word, then copy and paste here

Posted by: Don Black at November 04, 2024 07:38 PM (/7KEl)

84 I suppose there's a medical term for everything...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 04, 2024 07:32 PM (MeG8a)

SEAMUS MULDOOOOOOON

Posted by: Miklos sounds the pipes at November 04, 2024 07:38 PM (khrpa)

85 These election official fuckers have one job and 2 years to plan for it. DO YOUR FUCKING JOB.


They are government employees. Their job is to pay dues to their union who can then give it to the DNC to elect more Democrats who then give government employees bigger pay so then their union dues go up....rinse and repeat.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 04, 2024 07:38 PM (ig8VZ)

86 Did Megyn speak? Apparently so.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 04, 2024 07:38 PM (ufFY8)

87 >@BarackObama
·
3h
I believe that the vast majority of people in this country are good and generous and honest and fair
---

please to go screw self

Posted by: Don Black at November 04, 2024 07:38 PM (/7KEl)

88 60 A squirrel holocaust movie would be better than the Birds.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 04, 2024 07:34 PM (mfUOU)

Believable plot, sympathetic heroes, despicable villains...

Let's pitch this to corporate and see who salutes!

Posted by: Auspex at November 04, 2024 07:39 PM (j4U/Z)

89 just compose your comment in Microsoft Word, then copy and paste here
Posted by: Don Black at November 04, 2024 07:38 PM (/7KEl)
------------

I'm more of a VI kind of guy.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 04, 2024 07:39 PM (tT6L1)

90 >>> Did Megyn speak? Apparently so.

Did she? I was watching (with no sound) since 6pm. I didn't see her.

Posted by: ace at November 04, 2024 07:39 PM (KRtlO)

91 >>> 72 Moo Deng is outgrowing the cuteness.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 04, 2024 07:36 PM (63Dwl)


Pigmy hippos are actually cute their whole life. I saw a bunch at a zoo in Scotland about 20 years ago and knew they'd catch on.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 04, 2024 07:39 PM (Y6IkP)

92 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 2h
As long as Barack Obama pushes the Fine People Hoax, I say his wife has a cock.
But I’m willing to haggle.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 07:39 PM (hovnC)

93 I hope the commies are shitting themselves tonight.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 04, 2024 07:29 PM (i24o9)
_________________

I hope the commies are shitting themselves tomorrow night.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 04, 2024 07:40 PM (YqDXo)

94 Pablo Escobar’s hippos escaped into the Amazon or whatever river is in Colombia.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 04, 2024 07:40 PM (D6PGr)

95 58 Tulsi is hawt.

She should be painted on the side of Maverick's plane.
Posted by: SnakePlizzken at November 04, 2024 07:34 PM (G0Od/)
-----------------

agreed, she is. I think maybe she's had a little work done, and if so it was done quite well. She used to have a bit of the ol' pothole face. As I described it in 2020, in the long shots she looked like Demi Moore, but in the close-ups she looked like Ace Frehley. Now she seems to have softened a bit and looks fantastic.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 04, 2024 07:40 PM (QdGJh)

96 "Did Megyn speak? Apparently so."

I couldn't find it on he video feed. The one she recorded on her show was a devastating tear down of kamala.

Posted by: Ripley at November 04, 2024 07:40 PM (PTDkx)

97 Yeah, I have not seen Megyn.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 04, 2024 07:41 PM (ufFY8)

98
Mallen streak. Lots of Iberians seem to have it. I know a guy with one of those streaks and it goes through his eyebrow, lashes, and mustache.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at November 04, 2024 07:41 PM (T3es0)

99 @BarackObama
·
3h
I believe that the vast majority of people in this country are good and generous and honest and fair
________________

Then explain that to your "wife." Also explain how you got elected twice.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 04, 2024 07:41 PM (YqDXo)

100 LOL Scott Adams doesn't give a shit anymore

Posted by: steevy at November 04, 2024 07:41 PM (HJ9BW)

101 >> Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 2h
As long as Barack Obama pushes the Fine People Hoax, I say his wife has a cock.
But I’m willing to haggle.


Oh. . . wow.
Sassy, Scott!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 04, 2024 07:41 PM (scDBq)

102 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 2h
As long as Barack Obama pushes the Fine People Hoax, I say his wife has a cock.
But I’m willing to haggle.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 07:39 PM (hovnC)

Moochelle is a shaved male sasquatch. Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 04, 2024 07:41 PM (RMjVS)

103 Wishing you good luck tomorrow in the US, from the UK.

PS If Trump wins, any chance you can perhaps invade the UK for a couple of years. We have good bakeries and chocolate.



Posted by: PoliticalMcguffin at November 04, 2024 07:42 PM (MmvYd)

104 Hippos are fuckers. They kill hundreds of people in Africa every year. More than lions.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 04, 2024 07:42 PM (NZnln)

105 >Pablo Escobar’s hippos escaped into the Amazon or whatever river is in Colombia.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
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the Orinoco
unless I'm wrong, then it's some other river

Posted by: Don Black at November 04, 2024 07:42 PM (/7KEl)

106 >>> 72 Moo Deng is outgrowing the cuteness.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 04, 2024 07:36 PM (63Dwl)

New pygmy hippo baby was just born in the Edinburgh zoo, named Haggis. So Moo Deng might get her 15 minutes stolen! Fame, she is a fickle thing.

Posted by: LizLem at November 04, 2024 07:42 PM (QAK8m)

107 >>I believe that the vast majority of people in this country are good and generous and honest and fair



Since when, Barack?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 04, 2024 07:42 PM (scDBq)

108 Maybe he’s gonna bring her out during his speech.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 04, 2024 07:42 PM (u73oe)

109 Maybe Megyn will be in GR later.

I have a spot for her if she needs a place to snooze.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 04, 2024 07:42 PM (ufFY8)

110 Trump looking more orange than usual.

Posted by: Ripley at November 04, 2024 07:42 PM (PTDkx)

111 88 60 A squirrel holocaust movie would be better than the Birds.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 04, 2024 07:34 PM (mfUOU)

Believable plot, sympathetic heroes, despicable villains...

Let's pitch this to corporate and see who salutes!
Posted by: Auspex at November 04, 2024 07:39 PM (j4U/Z)
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Hollywood beat you to it, fellas.

https://tinyurl.com/25ruzkwf

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 04, 2024 07:43 PM (QdGJh)

112 Moochelle is a shaved male sasquatch. Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 04, 2024 07:41 PM (RMjVS)

Scurrilous lies.

Shaving leaves stubble. That mutant uses laser treatments and waxing

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 04, 2024 07:43 PM (DDGz9)

113 Yes Hippos kill more people than any other animal
in Africa. MooDeng is a Pygmy hippo though, I think they are an Asian variety

Posted by: steevy at November 04, 2024 07:43 PM (HJ9BW)

114 Trump greatest achievement is he gave us the average American that reveries this nation a place to once again stand tall and be proud without regard to the Marxist left.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 04, 2024 07:43 PM (tPMOE)

115 I'm more of a VI kind of guy.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 04, 2024 07:39 PM (tT6L1)
_____________

Ah, VI. After learning about VI from my neighbor (a computer science guy), I introduced it to the Berkeley chemistry department, and later to the chem department at my first academic position. Obscure and meaningless achievements, FTW!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 04, 2024 07:43 PM (YqDXo)

116 PS If Trump wins, any chance you can perhaps invade the UK for a couple of years. We have good bakeries and chocolate.



Posted by: PoliticalMcguffin at November 04, 2024 07:42 PM (MmvYd)
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We'll bring real food, too.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 04, 2024 07:43 PM (tT6L1)

117 We are going to have at least 30 more years of Barack's noise.

Posted by: davidt at November 04, 2024 07:43 PM (i0F8b)

118 104 Hippos are fuckers. They kill hundreds of people in Africa every year. More than lions.
Posted by: Mark1971 at

The Pygmy ones don’t, but the big ones are scary creatures.

Posted by: Piper at November 04, 2024 07:43 PM (pZEOD)

119 >>>108 Maybe he’s gonna bring her out during his speech.

maybe. He brought Elon out during his speech.

Posted by: ace at November 04, 2024 07:43 PM (KRtlO)

120 I use this prompt - Masterpiece in 4k HDR. A noir femme fatale in the style Blade Runner meets Streets of Fire sitting in a bar.

And I get this on first run.
https://tinyurl.com/5dnww9vy

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 04, 2024 07:44 PM (VDiWY)

121 Since when, Barack?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 04, 2024 07:42 PM (scDBq)

He's actually on vacation in Indonesia right now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 04, 2024 07:44 PM (DDGz9)

122 I hope the commies are shitting themselves tonight.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 04, 2024 07:29 PM (i24o9)
_________________

I hope the commies are shitting themselves tomorrow night.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 04, 2024 07:40 PM (YqDXo)

---------------

I hope the commies are eating shit by Wednesday night.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 04, 2024 07:44 PM (jfKqs)

123 Nah they are from West Africa

Posted by: steevy at November 04, 2024 07:44 PM (HJ9BW)

124 Megyn hasn't spoke yet that I've seen.

Does Trump not headline?

Or is he gonna stand aside for three or four minutes as she takes the dais.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 07:44 PM (RUMEY)

125 Megan musta killed it because no one saw it happen.

Posted by: Accomack at November 04, 2024 07:44 PM (Udy3r)

126 I want Trump to win if nothing more than to Make The News Cycle Fun Again.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 04, 2024 07:45 PM (XV/Pl)

127 Good girl, Moo Deng. Now go feast on the souls of your enemies.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 04, 2024 07:45 PM (lXCUP)

128 108 Maybe he’s gonna bring her out during his speech.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 04, 2024 07:42 PM (u73oe)

Excuse me while I whip this out.

Posted by: Michelle "Clevon" Obama at November 04, 2024 07:45 PM (QdGJh)

129 110 Trump looking more orange than usual.
Posted by: Ripley at November

I wish they would stop letting him get spray tans. When he sweats them into streaky messes it’s….a streaky mess. Profound, I know.

Posted by: Piper at November 04, 2024 07:45 PM (pZEOD)

130 63...Kamala isn't a candidate. She's an avatar. ...
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 04, 2024 07:35 PM (wGun1)

That's a good take on it.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 04, 2024 07:45 PM (Rbu5d)

131 118 104 Hippos are fuckers. They kill hundreds of people in Africa every year. More than lions.
Posted by: Mark1971 at

The Pygmy ones don’t, but the big ones are scary creatures.
Posted by: Piper at November 04, 2024 07:43 PM (pZEOD)


Oh, good. That's a relief.

Posted by: Robert Reich at November 04, 2024 07:45 PM (PiwSw)

132 Megan will give the benediction

Posted by: Accomack at November 04, 2024 07:45 PM (Udy3r)

133 126 I want Trump to win if nothing more than to Make The News Cycle Fun Again.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 04, 2024 07:45 PM (XV/Pl)


The media is dreading that possibility because it means they will have to go to work again.

Posted by: NR Pax at November 04, 2024 07:46 PM (lXCUP)

134 Wishing you good luck tomorrow in the US, from the UK.

PS If Trump wins, any chance you can perhaps invade the UK for a couple of years. We have good bakeries and chocolate.



Posted by: PoliticalMcguffin at November 04, 2024 07:42 PM (MmvYd)

And delicious toasties!

Posted by: DaisyB at November 04, 2024 07:46 PM (AbL8c)

135 104 Hippos are fuckers. They kill hundreds of people in Africa every year. More than lions.
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 04, 2024 07:42 PM (NZnln)

Hippos sneaking up on people?Maybe stay far away from them

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 04, 2024 07:46 PM (/6GbT)

136 Yes Hippos kill more people than any other animal
in Africa. MooDeng is a Pygmy hippo though, I think they are an Asian variety
Posted by: steevy at November 04, 2024 07:43 PM (HJ9BW)

Pygmy hippos are the leading cause of death for midgets worldwide. Read that in my Funk & Wagnalls.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 04, 2024 07:46 PM (RMjVS)

137 Trump looking more orange than usual.
Posted by: Ripley at November

Electoral Supernova?

Posted by: Miklos so hopes at November 04, 2024 07:46 PM (khrpa)

138 Ah, VI. After learning about VI from my neighbor (a computer science guy), I introduced it to the Berkeley chemistry department, and later to the chem department at my first academic position. Obscure and meaningless achievements, FTW!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 04, 2024 07:43 PM (YqDXo)
------------

heh. I learned VI, moved to VIM (I like the color coding) and use it to write HTML and CSS for my web sites. I also used it to write the C++ code for a program I put together. Heck, it's what I used for Bash scripts. Fun little editor.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 04, 2024 07:46 PM (tT6L1)

139 I really am becoming comfortable having been labeled as "garbage". Is that wrong?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2024 07:23 PM (mH6SG)

You're already notorious, ya know?
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 04, 2024 07:29 PM (Rbu5d)
***

This.
You could be just ordinary ol garbage.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2024 07:46 PM (W/lyH)

140 I want PDT to won for my own self interest and lots of people with disposable income

Posted by: Ben Had at November 04, 2024 07:46 PM (t8vHj)

141

I don't care if his spray tan runs when he sweats.

HE IS THE MAN!!!!

Posted by: four seasons at November 04, 2024 07:46 PM (3ek7K)

142 "I hope the commies are shitting themselves tomorrow night.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara"

I hope they are fleeing the country Weds to save themselves from execution.

Posted by: Ripley at November 04, 2024 07:46 PM (PTDkx)

143 Pablo Escobar’s hippos escaped into the Amazon or whatever river is in Colombia to The View.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 04, 2024 07:47 PM (YqDXo)

144 Orinoco is Venezuela and Colombia.

Letticia Colombia is located at the headwaters of the Amazon River.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 04, 2024 07:47 PM (i+WgN)

145 GEOTUS:
Kamala broke it, I will fix it.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 04, 2024 07:47 PM (Rbu5d)

146 130 63...Kamala isn't a candidate. She's an avatar. ...
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 04, 2024 07:35 PM (wGun1)

That's a good take on it.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 04, 2024 07:45 PM (Rbu5d)

She's about as much of an avatar as an Oscar statue.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 04, 2024 07:47 PM (VNX3d)

147 135 Usually they are underwater grazing and a boat comes along, they are invisible

Posted by: steevy at November 04, 2024 07:47 PM (HJ9BW)

148 Has Dave in Fla posted his final take?

Posted by: Gref at November 04, 2024 07:47 PM (aBgBM)

149 PS If Trump wins, any chance you can perhaps invade the UK for a couple of years. We have good bakeries and chocolate.



Posted by: PoliticalMcguffin

=====

Two words:

Cold beer

COLD!

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 04, 2024 07:47 PM (7BFpX)

150 Since when, Barack?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 04, 2024 07:42 PM (scDBq)

He's actually on vacation in Indonesia right now.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 04, 2024 07:44 PM (DDGz9)

--------------

My old commenting buddy (first at HotAir and then here) ThePrimordialOrderedPair used to call The DogEater "Barry Suharto."

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 04, 2024 07:48 PM (jfKqs)

151 Pablo Escobar’s hippos were smaller

Posted by: Euro at November 04, 2024 07:48 PM (LxqBJ)

152 vi is important to learn because eventually, you're led to vi or emacs, and only commies use emacs. I'm pretty sure that's what the "c" stands for.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 04, 2024 07:48 PM (Y6IkP)

153 This.
You could be just ordinary ol garbage.


No. I will not settle for less.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2024 07:48 PM (mH6SG)

154 They should have hippos come out and eat the actual candidates. Whichever trainer's hippo mauls its candidate to death first is the new President.

It makes as much or more sense than whatever it is we're doing here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 04, 2024 07:48 PM (7oYYI)

155 More Hottentot Pygmies are killed by Pygmy hippos every year than any animal, other than the penguin.

Posted by: Moo Deng Facts at November 04, 2024 07:49 PM (vFG9F)

156 The Cocaine Hippos escaped it the Magdalena River system in Columbia. There were about two hundred but Columbia has begin sending them to zoos around the world

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 04, 2024 07:49 PM (aRslG)

157 PDT has no problem getting the crowd to reply "No!!!!" to "Are you better off now than four years ago?" while Kamala can't get her bused-in crowd to chant "Get out the vote!" with her.

George @BehizyTweets 5h
This is going to give you 2nd-hand embarrassment. Kamala tried to start a chant and failed miserably.

https://is.gd/K4McU3
25 seconds.

I don't feel like searching for it but she also failed to get the "crowd" at one of her recent functions to yell out their names all at once while trying to chat up the "crowd".

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 07:49 PM (hovnC)

158 29 Moo Deng flesh is said to be tender and well flavoured, particularly that of the parts near the breast. It is even sometimes admitted to the tables of the colonists at the Cape of Good Hope. The feet are considered peculiarly fine eating; and the tongue, when salted and dried, is in great esteem at the Cape.

Posted by: Moo Deng Facts at November 04, 2024 07:29 PM (vFG9F)


I'll won't believe this until Werner agrees.

Posted by: Gref at November 04, 2024 07:49 PM (aBgBM)

159 Moochelle is a shaved male sasquatch. Prove me wrong.
Wrong, sasquatches (male and female) are much more attractive and intelligent.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 04, 2024 07:49 PM (XMwZJ)

160 Make Watery Tarts with Swords Great Again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 04, 2024 07:49 PM (i+WgN)

161 >Orinoco is Venezuela and Colombia.
---

so was I right? been a long time since junior high geography class

Posted by: Don Black at November 04, 2024 07:49 PM (/7KEl)

162 141

I don't care if his spray tan runs when he sweats.

HE IS THE MAN!!!!
Posted by: four seasons at November

Well of course he is and my vote will not change based on the tan or no tan.

I think he believes it makes him look slimmer, which is why girls tan, too, by the way. He isn’t wrong. Just whoever sprays him has Jersey Girl Orange instead of Florida Girl Bronze.

Posted by: Piper at November 04, 2024 07:49 PM (pZEOD)

163 Dave Rubin @RubinReport 11h
What’s worse?

A warm up comic making a single bad joke 7 hours before Trump went on stage at MSG, or a former president peddling the endlessly debunked Very Fine People hoax two days before the election?

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 07:50 PM (hovnC)

164 The Kamala campaign is so inept they don't have loud speakers to at least push out a fake chant?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 04, 2024 07:50 PM (tT6L1)

165 Kamala isn't a candidate. She's an avatar. She's a cartoon representation of the kind of Big Government control that, sadly, a large portion of this country wants.

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 04, 2024 07:35 PM (wGun1)

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If "avatard" isn't a word, it should be -- with her picture next to it in the dictionary.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 04, 2024 07:50 PM (jfKqs)

166 Dropped in the Kamala rally. Based on the people behind her and the sound of screaming the place is filled with an WNBA crowd.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 04, 2024 07:50 PM (tPMOE)

167 FSJ and Gertie are calling the election for Trump.

Posted by: Weasel at November 04, 2024 07:51 PM (ZPsK1)

168 36 Yes Hippos kill more people than any other animal
in Africa. MooDeng is a Pygmy hippo though, I think they are an Asian variety
Posted by: steevy at November 04, 2024 07:43 PM (HJ9BW)

Pygmy hippos are the leading cause of death for midgets worldwide. Read that in my Funk & Wagnalls.
Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 04, 2024 07


Now that’s funny, I needed that

Posted by: Gonzotx at November 04, 2024 07:51 PM (YjECI)

169 Make Watery Tarts with Swords Great Again.

*sobs*

Posted by: Moistened bints, coming in second again at November 04, 2024 07:51 PM (xCA6C)

170 https://www.twitch.tv/donaldtrump

5K watching. That's big twitch non-titty streamer numbers.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 04, 2024 07:51 PM (i24o9)

171 Edward G. Robinson's nutsack > Joan Cusack > John Cusack

Posted by: L. Sackville-Baggins at November 04, 2024 07:51 PM (qUkBO)

172 Cute chick in the pink hardhat

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 04, 2024 07:51 PM (ufFY8)

173 Tulsi looks like a skunk.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 07:24 PM (RUMEY)


Someone told me a story about a coworker of his that had a pet skunk. He said the first time he visited the skunk wandered out holding a comb and reared up with his paws against his knee and his coworker told him the skunk wanted to be combed.
So he combed it, then the skunk took the comb and wandered off.
Skunks are stranger than raccoons.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2024 07:51 PM (D7oie)

174 I really am becoming comfortable having been labeled as "garbage". Is that wrong?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2024 07:23 PM (mH6SG)

Wear it as a badge of honor. Commie pigs, all of them.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, garbage human at November 04, 2024 07:51 PM (dR6yv)

175 I call Jamese Cameron's blue space smurf movies Avatard

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 04, 2024 07:51 PM (i+WgN)

176 Orinoco is Venezuela and Colombia.

Letticia Colombia is located at the headwaters of the Amazon River.
Posted by: Anna Puma

The things one learns here.

Posted by: Miklos recalls a "Uninvrsity of the Upper Orinoco" from Kingsley Amis' "Lucky Jim" at November 04, 2024 07:52 PM (khrpa)

177 167 FSJ and Gertie are calling the election for Trump.
Posted by: Weasel at November 04, 2024 07:51 PM (ZPsK1)


Good doggies!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 04, 2024 07:52 PM (PiwSw)

178 I hope many are booking red-eye flights to countries without extradition to the US.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

If a country is really serious about rendition, lack of extradition treaties have very little effect.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 04, 2024 07:52 PM (KAi1n)

179 170 He always gets around 5k there where as Kamala gets 1k

Posted by: steevy at November 04, 2024 07:52 PM (HJ9BW)

180 A female hippo could use Robert Reich as a tampon

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 04, 2024 07:52 PM (aRslG)

181 Skunks are stranger than raccoons.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2024 07:51 PM (D7oie)

Not as tasty, though.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 04, 2024 07:52 PM (RMjVS)

182 PS If Trump wins, any chance you can perhaps invade the UK for a couple of years. We have good bakeries and chocolate.


Posted by: PoliticalMcguffin


Ya know. Might be something to this. Melania would look awesome in one of those silly hats they wear to the horse races.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2024 07:52 PM (W/lyH)

183 The news didn't say jack squat about killary and the kumsucker in Atlanta the other day. Glossed right over that stop, they did.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 04, 2024 07:52 PM (t8vHj)

184 Dropped in the Kamala rally. Based on the people behind her and the sound of screaming the place is filled with an WNBA crowd.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 04, 2024 07:50 PM (tPMOE)
____________________

the place is filled with an WNBA crowd?? Is it in a booth at Denny's?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 04, 2024 07:52 PM (YqDXo)

185 Kamala, your'e fired!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 04, 2024 07:52 PM (i24o9)

186 She doesn't know chants aren't sentences.

Posted by: Accomack at November 04, 2024 07:53 PM (JY+81)

187 There's 100k watching online at Fox News

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 07:53 PM (RUMEY)

188 He always gets around 5k there where as Kamala gets 1k

Posted by: steevy at November 04, 2024 07:52 PM (HJ9BW)

I don't always watch them, but someone mentioned that this was a historic last of this sort.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 04, 2024 07:53 PM (i24o9)

189 Pablo Escobar’s hippos were smaller

Posted by: Euro at November 04, 2024 07:48 PM (LxqBJ)

-----------------

We're still talking about The Mooch's hips, right?

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 04, 2024 07:53 PM (jfKqs)

190 >>> If "avatard" isn't a word, it should be -- with her picture next to it in the dictionary.
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 04, 2024 07:50 PM (jfKqs)


Avatard, the Last Dong Bender

Posted by: banana Dream at November 04, 2024 07:54 PM (Y6IkP)

191 132 Megan will give the benediction
Posted by: Accomack at November 04, 2024 07:45 PM (Udy3r)


On what authority?

Posted by: David French at November 04, 2024 07:54 PM (gKWVE)

192 116...We'll bring real food, too.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at November 04, 2024 07:43 PM (tT6L1)

have you ever seen the YT of the two young Brit men traveling the US and trying all the deliriously good food here?

It's amusing.
https://tinyurl.com/ynzxvybe

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 04, 2024 07:54 PM (Rbu5d)

193 A female hippo could use Robert Reich as a tampon

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 04, 2024 07:52 PM (aRslG)
_______________

Hippos of either sex could use him as a suppository. Which would be more appropriate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 04, 2024 07:54 PM (YqDXo)

194 I'll won't believe this until Werner agrees.

That was ill-advised.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2024 07:54 PM (mH6SG)

195 Shain- yes

Posted by: Euro at November 04, 2024 07:54 PM (LxqBJ)

196 Never go full Avatard.

Posted by: davidt at November 04, 2024 07:54 PM (i0F8b)

197 This guy wrote an article about being partially swallowed by a hippo. He lost an arm. Brutal story.

https://archive.vn/Y2Ylb

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 04, 2024 07:54 PM (NZnln)

198 Cute chick in the pink hardhat

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 04, 2024 07:51 PM (ufFY

Good smile.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 04, 2024 07:54 PM (i24o9)

199 She doesn't know chants aren't sentences.

Posted by: Accomack at November 04, 2024 07:53 PM (JY+81)
_________________

Kamala: "I say 'blow' and you say 'job'!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 04, 2024 07:55 PM (YqDXo)

200 A squirrel holocaust movie would be better than the Birds.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 04, 2024 07:34 PM (mfUOU)


Rick and Morty did a small segment of that

Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2024 07:55 PM (D7oie)

201 Werner Herzog
Werner Herzog

Posted by: Accomack at November 04, 2024 07:55 PM (4qMiv)

202 167 FSJ and Gertie are calling the election for Trump.
Posted by: Weasel at November 04, 2024 07

Kovu and Wasabi as well. They are chanting “Who wants the best quality, made in America, freeze dried chicken? We do! And when do we want it? Menow! Fight fight fight!”

Posted by: Piper at November 04, 2024 07:55 PM (pZEOD)

203 Trump should play this one
youtu.be/qZsVcoWRIkY

Posted by: gKWVE at November 04, 2024 07:56 PM (gKWVE)

204 I really am becoming comfortable having been labeled as "garbage". Is that wrong?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2024 07:23 PM (mH6SG)

Wear it as a badge of honor. Commie pigs, all of them.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, garbage human at November 04, 2024 07:51 PM (dR6yv)

-------------

Old & Busted: IDF (Israeli Defense Forces).
New Hotness: IDG (Irredeemable Deplorable Garbage).

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 04, 2024 07:56 PM (jfKqs)

205 willowed:

ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

ace went to a baby shower. So he may have an entire other life, with a harem, kids, and women competing to give him cafe links.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2024 07:56 PM (u82oZ)

206 Posted by: Piper at November 04, 2024 07:55 PM (pZEOD)
---
Ours both love freeze dried chicken!!

Posted by: Weasel at November 04, 2024 07:57 PM (ZPsK1)

207 Pf course Moo Deng voted for Trump- he doesn't want to get eaten by Dems

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 04, 2024 07:57 PM (Wx316)

208 I wonder if Trump invited Peanut's owner to a rally.

Posted by: davidt at November 04, 2024 07:57 PM (i0F8b)

209 Please don't eat my hippo.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 04, 2024 07:58 PM (ufFY8)

210 ace . . . . may have an entire other life, with a harem . . . and women competing to give him cafe links.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2024 07:56 PM (u82oZ)

Worst harem ever.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 04, 2024 07:58 PM (i24o9)

211 206
Ours both love freeze dried chicken!!
Posted by: Weasel at November

See? Trump is going to make Scooby snacks great again!

Posted by: Piper at November 04, 2024 07:58 PM (pZEOD)

212 Since when, Barack?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 04, 2024 07:42 PM (scDBq)

For the first time in his life.

Posted by: ... at November 04, 2024 07:59 PM (lX8VI)

213 My hope is that I wake up in the morning and The Donald will have been elected as the 47th President of the U.S. but there are powerful forces aligned against him. Hope is all I have to give.

Posted by: javems at November 04, 2024 07:59 PM (8I4hW)

214 Pablo Escobar’s hippos escaped into the Amazon or whatever river is in Colombia.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 04, 2024 07:40 PM (D6PGr)


Magdalena river. It goes from Bogota to Barranquilla. The upper reaches are really polluted from sewage and runoff from Bogota.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2024 07:59 PM (D7oie)

215 Ach, this is good. An augury has been made, and the African river creature has pointed the way to the most favorable outcome for the U.S. and the world. Perhaps it should be that America should have a College of Pontiffs and a Pontifex Maximus, as it was in the Roman Republic, to make auguries and help divine the outcome. Werner would delight in serving as Pontifex.

Such would not be necessary in Deutschland, where every electoral occasion and political decision would be met with the Pontifex saying, Germans, you shall do as always and make the worst, most awful decision possible. Deutsche Leute, you will fail in new and unexpected directions, not unlike when a father teaches his son to catch and pitch a baseball, and, thus instructed, the father makes a pitch and der Junge dodges it, runs into traffic, and gets himself arrested for trying to sell a police officer a nickel bag of weed.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at November 04, 2024 07:59 PM (tmPIh)

216 willowed:

ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

ace went to a baby shower. So he may have an entire other life, with a harem, kids, and women competing to give him cafe links.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2024 07:56 PM (u82oZ)

---------------

Are female ewoks furry?

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 04, 2024 07:59 PM (jfKqs)

217 I wonder if Trump invited Peanut's owner to a rally.
Posted by: davidt at November 04, 2024 07:57 PM (i0F8b)

I read that they're OnlyFans perverts.

New media exposure is good. But only to a certain point.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 04, 2024 07:59 PM (7oYYI)

218 ace went to a baby shower. So he may have an entire other life, with a harem, kids, and women competing to give him cafe links.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I was at a Baby Shower once.

In New Orleans.

Things are different there.

Posted by: Miklos recalls a good party, brought beer and JB at November 04, 2024 08:00 PM (khrpa)

219 So did we all hear the good news about Inabe Khelif?

Not a tranny. Just a dude with a little dick.

Bummer this is how he had to find out.

Read the Reduxx piece. It's super interesting. Apparently the Algerian doctors suspect the parents are blood relatives. DOH!

Posted by: Robert at November 04, 2024 08:00 PM (5tjZF)

220 Oh, boy. Here we go...

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2024 08:00 PM (mH6SG)

221 Why bother getting votes when days of “counting” simply creates votes for you? Arizona is going to be stolen like it was in 2020 and 2022. They don’t even bother pretending it’s fair anymore.

Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 04, 2024 08:00 PM (eNb13)

222 I wonder if Trump invited Peanut's owner to a rally.

Posted by: davidt at November 04, 2024 07:57 PM (i0F8b)

--------------

Trump should attend Peanut & Fred's funeral.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 04, 2024 08:01 PM (jfKqs)

223 Are female ewoks furry?
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 04, 2024 07:59 PM (jfKqs)

But I think they have big blue butts.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 04, 2024 08:01 PM (ufFY8)

224 Are female ewoks furry?
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU!

The furriest!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at November 04, 2024 08:01 PM (yc1L0)

225 * hugs Miklos*

Posted by: Ben Had at November 04, 2024 08:01 PM (t8vHj)

226 So did we all hear the good news about Inabe Khelif?

Not a tranny. Just a dude with a little dick.

Bummer this is how he had to find out.

Read the Reduxx piece. It's super interesting. Apparently the Algerian doctors suspect the parents are blood relatives. DOH!

Posted by: Robert at November 04, 2024 08:00 PM (5tjZF)

lol @ blood relatives.

Laughing about this morning: From Olympic gold to outed as having world record micro peen.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 04, 2024 08:01 PM (i24o9)

227 Watching on Right Side Broadcasting

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2024 08:01 PM (fwDg9)

228 Ach, the Beetlejuice reference in summoning Werner is most merry.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at November 04, 2024 08:02 PM (tmPIh)

229 I hope many are booking red-eye flights to countries without extradition to the US.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket


Apropos of nothing, the "Editors Pick" news story on my iPhone stock ticker app today is "The Nine Best Countries For Americans To Move To Right Now."

Posted by: mikeski at November 04, 2024 08:02 PM (DgGvY)

230 @realJeremyCarl
There was a mass murder shooting in Orlando a few days ago.

You didn't hear much about it because it didn't fit the narrative. . . .

https://tinyurl.com/24j47wkd

Posted by: Lizzy at November 04, 2024 08:02 PM (scDBq)

231 But I think they have big blue butts.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 04, 2024 08:01 PM (ufFY

Only when they are in the rut.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 04, 2024 08:02 PM (i24o9)

232 Read the Reduxx piece. It's super interesting. Apparently the Algerian doctors suspect the parents are blood relatives. DOH!
Posted by: Robert at November 04, 2024 08:00 PM (5tjZF)


So they're European royalty?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at November 04, 2024 08:03 PM (PiwSw)

233 201 Werner Herzog
Werner Herzog

Posted by: Accomack at November 04, 2024 07:55 PM (4qMiv)
_______________

Now see what you've done?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 04, 2024 08:03 PM (YqDXo)

234 Pablo Escobar’s hippos escaped into the Amazon or whatever river is in Colombia.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

Not as bad as when the Macilheny family (the Tabasco Hot Sauce people) let their imported nutrias get loose.

Posted by: Miklos is not happy about this at November 04, 2024 08:03 PM (khrpa)

235 >>ace went to a baby shower.


Well, yeah. Because he's not an actual man.

The Vespa and Messenger Bag was your first clue.

Posted by: garrett at November 04, 2024 08:03 PM (z/jjr)

236 No sports so what else is there to do?

Posted by: Accomack at November 04, 2024 08:04 PM (4qMiv)

237 Apparently the Algerian doctors suspect the parents are blood relatives.

Because his aunt/mother didn't have a frame of reference when they did it?

Posted by: gKWVE at November 04, 2024 08:04 PM (gKWVE)

238 Watching on Right Side Broadcasting
Posted by: Skip

It is a School Night, but allowed.

Posted by: Aunt Miklos at November 04, 2024 08:04 PM (khrpa)

239 So Tenchi Muyo with an Ewok as the love interest?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 04, 2024 08:04 PM (i+WgN)

240 I am firing up the smart and lovely Andrea Burkhart's update of the Delphi trial. Started an hour ago, but plan to get the general update, then watch PDT's GR rally.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 04, 2024 08:04 PM (ufFY8)

241 185 Kamala, your'e fired!
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 04, 2024 07:52 PM (i24o9)

I have waited all campaign season for that.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 04, 2024 08:04 PM (Rbu5d)

242 Can you believe this is his third today? And then back on the plane to go to Michigan for one more. I got exhausted just typing that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 04, 2024 08:05 PM (u73oe)

243 ace went to a baby shower.


Well, yeah. Because he's not an actual man.

The Vespa and Messenger Bag was your first clue.
Posted by: garrett

Or yours?

Posted by: Miklosian riposte at November 04, 2024 08:05 PM (khrpa)

244 230 @realJeremyCarl
There was a mass murder shooting in Orlando a few days ago.

You didn't hear much about it because it didn't fit the narrative. . . .

https://tinyurl.com/24j47wkd
Posted by: Lizzy at November 04, 2024 08:02 PM (scDBq)

awful

Posted by: runner at November 04, 2024 08:05 PM (V13WU)

245 Megan will be at the last rally it’s in Michigan, God knows what time

But this is history

Posted by: Gonzotx at November 04, 2024 08:05 PM (YjECI)

246 Tulsi looks like a skunk.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 07:24 PM (RUMEY)

No, she's the lady tuxedo cat that accidentally gets white paint on her just when Pepe Le Pew is bouncing by

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2024 08:05 PM (n7h9X)

247 So Tenchi Muyo with an Ewok as the love interest?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 04, 2024 08:04 PM (i+WgN)


I prefer Hellman's

Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2024 08:06 PM (D7oie)

248 A lot of folks sweating this election are the same folks that were awestruck when God saved PDTS in PA. Do you think he did that so these asshats in DC could pull the rug out from under him again? There’s a reason for everything.

Just my opinion. YMMV.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 04, 2024 08:06 PM (3Ope8)

249 George @BehizyTweets 3h
BREAKING: Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton just deployed his legal army to the biggest cities across Texas to identify and prosecute any election fraud that occurs

Democrats will not be able to steal Texas 🔥

"The Election Day Rapid Response Legal Team will be equipped to enforce Texas election laws and take immediate action on any contingencies, including issues seen in previous cycles such as ballot shortages, extended polling location closures, and improper extension of voting hours. Similarly, the OAG will prepare to take defensive action against activist groups who might attempt to influence the election through litigation."

The good news is coming thick and fast.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 2h
Oh, this will be fun.

I want a Trump win. But even more, I want any cheaters caught.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 08:06 PM (hovnC)

250 241 185 Kamala, your'e fired!
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 04, 2024 07:52 PM (i24o9)


The apostrophe placement is off.

Posted by: The White House Office of Apostrophe Placement at November 04, 2024 08:06 PM (PiwSw)

251 "November 5th, 2024 will be liberation day in America!"

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 04, 2024 08:07 PM (i24o9)

252 Avatar?? Kamala is a hot blue chick??

I thought she was African-American?

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 08:07 PM (hovnC)

253 Megan will be at the last rally it’s in Michigan, God knows what time

But this is history
Posted by: Gonzotx

I have watched every rally today and I will watch the last one later. Just as I did in 2016.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 04, 2024 08:07 PM (tPMOE)

254 {{{Ben Had}}}

🐴 🎼 🎶 Good Evening! ♩ ♫ ♬ 🎶

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 04, 2024 08:07 PM (u82oZ)

255 Miklos, where is the sock in that?
RSBN is a very creepy QVC.

Posted by: Accomack at November 04, 2024 08:07 PM (4qMiv)

256 I relocated from CA not very long ago and I forgot my county there is still sending mail-in ballots to everyone in their voter registry. Hopefully the person at my old address discarded it and didn't collect $$ for it.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at November 04, 2024 08:07 PM (LPS7w)

257 206 Posted by: Piper at November 04, 2024 07:55 PM (pZEOD)
---
Ours both love freeze dried chicken!!
Posted by: Weasel at November 04, 2024 07:57 PM (ZPsK1)

We;ve decided to purchase a freeze drier.
Never thought about cat treats...!

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 04, 2024 08:07 PM (Rbu5d)

258 The apostrophe placement is off.

Posted by: The White House Office of Apostrophe Placement at November 04, 2024 08:06 PM (PiwSw)

I thought thats' what were doing.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 04, 2024 08:07 PM (i24o9)

259 Laughing about this morning: From Olympic gold to outed as having world record micro peen.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 04, 2024 08:01 PM (i24o9)
_______________

A born Democrat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 04, 2024 08:08 PM (YqDXo)

260 Tulsi looks like a skunk.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 07:24 PM (RUMEY

A Mallen streak! I think they look kinda cool.

Posted by: Piper at November 04, 2024 08:08 PM (pZEOD)

261 I thought she was African-American?

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 08:07 PM (hovnC)
________________

No. She's an Indian, with a little African and Caucasian mixed in.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 04, 2024 08:09 PM (YqDXo)

262 33 sec video, Pets 4 Trump...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6Q3f7Xvz6g

Posted by: davidt at November 04, 2024 08:09 PM (i0F8b)

263 Iz noaw Ben Had?

May your tribe increase

Posted by: Miklos says next Year in Corsicana (there is dog involved) at November 04, 2024 08:09 PM (khrpa)

264 29 Moo Deng flesh is said to be tender and well flavoured, particularly that of the parts near the breast. It is even sometimes admitted to the tables of the colonists at the Cape of Good Hope. The feet are considered peculiarly fine eating; and the tongue, when salted and dried, is in great esteem at the Cape.

Posted by: Moo Deng Facts at November 04, 2024 07:29 PM (vFG9F)


I'll won't believe this until Werner agrees.
Posted by: Gref

Alas, Werner fears that the Hippo is not such a treat as is described. Zebras, however, are awesome, as any from the former dependency of German East Africa could attest. Werner has been reliably informed that the Honey Badger is most tasty with a Memphis-style barbecue preparation. Werner is also informed that the attempt to "harvest" a Honey Badger will almost certainly lead to the end of one's life, and that the Honey Badger will taunt you as you expire for your foolishness and presumption. Werner hears good things about the Nandi Bear also.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at November 04, 2024 08:10 PM (tmPIh)

265 Megan will be at the last rally it’s in Michigan, God knows what time

But this is history
Posted by: Gonzotx at November 04, 2024 08:05 PM (YjECI)

10:30p, I think.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 04, 2024 08:10 PM (ufFY8)

266 "Death penalty for any immigrant that kills an American or LE officer."

"Ban all sanctuary cities in America."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 04, 2024 08:10 PM (i24o9)

267 260 Tulsi looks like a skunk.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 07:24 PM (RUMEY

A Mallen streak! I think they look kinda cool.
Posted by: Piper at November 04, 2024 08:08 PM (pZEOD)


Worked for me.

Posted by: Zombie Elsa Lanchester at November 04, 2024 08:10 PM (PiwSw)

268 WTF conjured up this nitwit?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 04, 2024 08:10 PM (YqDXo)

269
have you ever seen the YT of the two young Brit men traveling the US and trying all the deliriously good food here?

________

Library paste would be deliriously good compared to British food.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 04, 2024 08:11 PM (EsZUh)

270 I think she in he entourage by the stage in PA. So you guys are saying Grand Rapids ?

Posted by: runner at November 04, 2024 08:11 PM (V13WU)

271 And why?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 04, 2024 08:11 PM (YqDXo)

272 Poliosis

Posted by: Accomack at November 04, 2024 08:11 PM (4qMiv)

273 forWAR'd: Yet she wouldn't change a thing. Really?


LIBs demand the unearned, they seize the unearned -- ctHARRIS is the penultimate expression of that, acceding to the candidacy by nought more than a coup. Wouldn't it have been more effective and cheaper to invoke the 25th amendment? and if so, over what?

Remember who did this: -- not very diplomatic, wise or sane: IceKingJOE indeed.
"Bibi, what the f***?!" on learning Israeli jets had taken out senior Hezbollah commander Fuad Shukr, upon whom the United States had a $5 million bounty for his role in the Marine barracks bombing in Beirut in 1983. -- Joe Biden 07/24

https://tinyurl.com/IceKingJOE-HeDidTHIS-Ukraine

“Ukraine was the top, or one of the top three, foreign policy issues we were concentrating on,” said Mike Carpenter, Biden’s foreign policy and defense policy advisor at the time. “He was front and center.”

https://tinyurl.com/IceKingJOE-BlamesObama
“That’s why we are here. We f***ed it up.”

Oh, yes, it's everyone's fault BUT IceKingJOE and the VP who WOULDN'T CHANGE A THING.

LIBs hate the man who has a dollar more than them, because the believe that dollar belongs to them -- and they will fight to make it so.

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at November 04, 2024 08:11 PM (/a4bA)

274 They kept Walz in Minnesota today.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 04, 2024 08:11 PM (u73oe)

275 Jim Brown’s daughter is a firecracker.

Posted by: Eromero at November 04, 2024 08:12 PM (LHPAg)

276 I remember me and dad sitting in the car in winter parked outside a baby shower in Canarsie my mom was throwing for her sister.

I couldn't understand why he wouldn't let us go to the party. They had cake!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 04, 2024 08:12 PM (RIvkX)

277 I want a Trump win. But even more, I want any cheaters caught.
Posted by: andycanuck

Cheater cheater suck my peter

Oh

Wait

Posted by: Miklos should think things through at November 04, 2024 08:12 PM (khrpa)

278 I'm sorry I voted early now that Harrison Ford, in between giving flying lessons, has endorsed Kamala. HF School of Flight, located in the John Denver Hangar at JFK Jr. Field.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 04, 2024 08:13 PM (gm9Sb)

279 The cheaters are headquartered in DC.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2024 08:13 PM (LkLld)

280
There is no excuse - none whatsoever- for not having all ballots counted Tuesday night.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 04, 2024 08:13 PM (EsZUh)

281 Trump should attend Peanut & Fred's funeral.
Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU!

I'm sure the bodies were cremated with no autopsies. And no investigation either.

No wait! That was for Thomas Crooks.

nvmd

Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2024 08:13 PM (WXNFJ)

282
Grand Rapids reports that I am down over $3.00 at cards and that the downtown correspondents are drunk.

Posted by: Auspex at November 04, 2024 08:13 PM (j4U/Z)

283 why?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

My favorite question

Posted by: Miklos has not changed this since the age of 4 at November 04, 2024 08:13 PM (khrpa)

284 Obama is a skinny lying fuck.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 08:13 PM (RUMEY)

285 They kept Walz in Minnesota today.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
------------
Take him back please. And the no returns.

Posted by: schoolyard hopes at November 04, 2024 08:13 PM (41CYW)

286 Time for Christmas music

Posted by: Accomack at November 04, 2024 08:13 PM (4qMiv)

287 >>I couldn't understand why he wouldn't let us go to the party.


He saved your Heterosexuality that day.

A toast:
*Raises Bourbon*

To your Dad.

Posted by: garrett at November 04, 2024 08:14 PM (z/jjr)

288 Aetius, I knew that because I watched " I Claudius"
Posted by: Ben Had at November 04, 2024 07:37 PM (t8vHj)

Seeing Cap Picard try and explain to his girlfriend who had poisoned Tiberus' son that it would be a good move for him to marry her daughter and not her is a hugh highlight.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2024 08:14 PM (n7h9X)

289 24 hours from now, the first election reports will be trickling in.

Posted by: mrp at November 04, 2024 08:14 PM (rj6Yv)

290 Posted by: Tonypete

Pizza

Why?

Posted by: Miklos has mental triggers at November 04, 2024 08:15 PM (khrpa)

291 274 They kept Walz in Minnesota today.
_____

And his batshit crazy wife has been locked in a closet since Thursday.

Posted by: L. Sackville-Baggins at November 04, 2024 08:15 PM (qUkBO)

292 Obama is a skinny lying fuck.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

And not that great

Posted by: Reggie Love at November 04, 2024 08:15 PM (khrpa)

293 >>24 hours from now, the first election reports will be trickling in.

4 hour.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2024 08:15 PM (LkLld)

294 Seems Joe Biden has been sequestered.

Posted by: davidt at November 04, 2024 08:16 PM (i0F8b)

295 cafe is up, but obviously this thread is still live too.

Posted by: ace at November 04, 2024 08:16 PM (KRtlO)

296 There is no excuse - none whatsoever- for not having all ballots counted Tuesday night.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

*During the 60s*

One day, there will be some newfangled machines that can count ballots and store vast amounts of election results and it will all happen at the speed of light!!


*2014*

Nah.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2024 08:16 PM (WXNFJ)

297 trump wears me out with these very long speeches.

Posted by: ace at November 04, 2024 08:16 PM (KRtlO)

298 Pecan as a fire wood is lovely. I stared a fire about 1 pm this afternoon and my front room has the lightest burning wood scent while the room is at the perfect temperature while watching Trump rallies all day.

This is a blessing.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 04, 2024 08:16 PM (tPMOE)

299 Trump was just making a lot of tough promises on illegals and the invasion and fentanyl smugglers. Only thing that would have been better would have been including helicopter rides.

Posted by: Ripley at November 04, 2024 08:16 PM (PTDkx)

300 oops- 2024

Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2024 08:16 PM (WXNFJ)

301 Nood
Leave a peppermint stick for ole St. Nick

Posted by: Accomack at November 04, 2024 08:17 PM (4qMiv)

302 To Dad z"l.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 04, 2024 08:17 PM (RIvkX)

303
LIBs hate the man who has a dollar more than them, because the believe that dollar belongs to them -- and they will fight to make it so.
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at November 04, 2024 08:11 PM (/a4bA)

_________

They want to take every dime from anyone they call rich. They'd be just as happy setting it on fire, since the whole idea is to make someone else poor.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 04, 2024 08:17 PM (EsZUh)

304 PDT has lost about 15 pounds and about 10 years in age. Guy keeps a schedule that would kill a guy in his 40s.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at November 04, 2024 08:17 PM (gm9Sb)

305 Nood! Cafe is up. (Bearly)

Posted by: tankdemon at November 04, 2024 08:17 PM (R256O)

306 297 trump wears me out with these very long speeches.
Posted by: ace at November 04, 2024 08:16 PM (KRtlO

You got to get your stamina up!

Up your Stamina Game!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 08:17 PM (RUMEY)

307 1 if moo deng watches the news he saw what they did to peanut so voting Trump is self preservation and revenge

2. When that texas squirrel swatting scrunt sees moo deng she's going to rat him out to be raided.

Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 08:18 PM (8XibL)

308 He saved your Heterosexuality that day.

A toast:
*Raises Bourbon*

To your Dad.
Posted by: garrett

In New Orleans, just another reason for a house party.

Indication was Make Moar Babies

Posted by: Miklos seen it and done it at November 04, 2024 08:18 PM (khrpa)

309 286 Time for Christmas music
Posted by: Accomack at November 04, 2024 08:13 PM (4qMiv)

the bell ringers of salvation army were out nov 1.

TOO EARLY

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 04, 2024 08:18 PM (Rbu5d)

310 trump wears me out with these very long speeches.

Posted by: ace at November 04, 2024 08:16 PM (KRtlO)

You've heard one, you've heard them all. But fun to watch some of the highlights.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at November 04, 2024 08:19 PM (i24o9)

311 Hey good news my auto correct offers scrunt and fund as corrections now !

Thank you hillary, kamala, mooch!

Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 08:19 PM (8XibL)

312 Ahem.....

Perhaps you missed the part when I said, "Nood!"

Posted by: tankdemon at November 04, 2024 08:19 PM (R256O)

313 In 2012 Congress passed and Obama signed the Smith-Mundt Modernization Act. Basically, it removed the restriction on the feds pushing propaganda on the American people.

Propaganda is a very common tool of our State Dept and intel community on countries they are trying to turn but it was illegal to use on American citizens. After 2012 not so much.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2024 08:19 PM (LkLld)

314 274 They kept Walz in Minnesota today.
---------
The wife wants to sniff the burning rubber etc. of Wednesday's anti-PDT riots.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 08:20 PM (hovnC)

315 Nood is for losers

Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 08:20 PM (8XibL)

316 That baby hippo Haggis bitch bettah leave the cute to me!! That's MY grift.

Posted by: Moo Deng, who'll cut a bitch at November 04, 2024 08:20 PM (QAK8m)

317 trump wears me out with these very long speeches.

Posted by: ace at November 04, 2024 08:16 PM (KRtlO)

You've heard one, you've heard them all. But fun to watch some of the highlights.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

Watching all Trump speeches on election day eve is a mandatory national holiday in my house.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 04, 2024 08:21 PM (tPMOE)

318 vi is important to learn because eventually, you're led to vi or emacs, and only commies use emacs. I'm pretty sure that's what the "c" stands for.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 04, 2024 07:48 PM (Y6IkP)

***

This is true.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 04, 2024 08:21 PM (FC8SQ)

319 I saw a clip of an interview with Michael Cohen on MSNBC. He admitted he's trying to get a passport under a fake name so he can flee the country if Trump wins. Picked the wrong team, huh Michael? Bragg looked like a sure thing, and what is a little more perjury to you?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 04, 2024 08:21 PM (Da7Vv)

320 There is no excuse - none whatsoever- for not having all ballots counted Tuesday night.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

*During the 60s*

One day, there will be some newfangled machines that can count ballots and store vast amounts of election results and it will all happen at the speed of light!!


*2014*

Nah.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2024 08:16 PM (WXNFJ)

Isaac Asimov had a story projecting a future where the polling computers measuring the mood of the electorate so well that all they needed was one Voter to decide all the elections world wide. The election cycle was named after him.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2024 08:21 PM (n7h9X)

321 trump wears me out with these very long speeches.
Posted by: ace
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#MeToo

Posted by: kamala at November 04, 2024 08:22 PM (hovnC)

322 trump wears me out with these very long speeches.
Posted by: ace
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#MeToo
Posted by: kamala

For the Win!

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 04, 2024 08:23 PM (tPMOE)

323 297 trump wears me out with these very long speeches.
Posted by: ace at November 04, 2024 08:16 PM (KRtlO)
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agreed, after the first half-hour or so the only thing on my mind is, c'mon, Don, let's land this bird.

Posted by: Michelle at November 04, 2024 08:23 PM (QdGJh)

324 vi is important to learn because eventually, you're led to vi or emacs, and only commies use emacs. I'm pretty sure that's what the "c" stands for.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 04, 2024 07:48 PM (Y6IkP)

***

This is true.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 04, 2024 08:21 PM (FC8SQ)

The control key for the commands is the true sign that emacs is from dictators. And a 5 letter program name! unheard of

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2024 08:23 PM (n7h9X)

325 Barry is a Stud !!!!

I heard he can bench press 50lbs which is a lot more then my Stud Muffin Douggy.....

Posted by: Kamal Harris at November 04, 2024 08:24 PM (yG1cI)

326 There is no excuse - none whatsoever- for not having all ballots counted Tuesday night.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 04, 2024 08:13 PM (EsZUh)

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If Florida can do it ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 04, 2024 08:25 PM (jfKqs)

327 Yuk, Moochelle sock was on.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 04, 2024 08:25 PM (QdGJh)

328 After Non-Stop 22 hours Trump dozed off for a nap which proves he is old and decrepped....

Posted by: Kamal Harris at November 04, 2024 08:26 PM (yG1cI)

329 >>There is no excuse - none whatsoever- for not having all ballots counted Tuesday night.


Sure there is. Just not a good one.

Same reason some states don't have voter ID.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2024 08:26 PM (LkLld)

330 Barry is a Stud !!!!

I heard he can bench press 50lbs which is a lot more then my Stud Muffin Douggy.....
Posted by: Kamal Harris
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Like he could slap around Big Mike, bitch.

When we get home, to the moon, Kamala! To the moon!

Posted by: dougie emhoff at November 04, 2024 08:27 PM (hovnC)

331 Isaac Asimov had a story projecting a future where the polling computers measuring the mood of the electorate so well that all they needed was one Voter to decide all the elections world wide. The election cycle was named after him.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2024 08:21 PM (n7h9X)

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Lemme guess, his name was Chad -- and he occasionally was Hanging, Perforated, Pregnant, or Dimpled.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 04, 2024 08:28 PM (jfKqs)

332 After Non-Stop 22 hours Trump dozed off for a nap which proves he is old and decrepped....

Posted by: Kamal Harris at November 04, 2024 08:26 PM (yG1cI)

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At least he's never tried to take a bite out of an infant dressed as a chicken.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws Out YOU! at November 04, 2024 08:30 PM (jfKqs)

333 Isaac Asimov had a story projecting a future where the polling computers measuring the mood of the electorate so well that all they needed was one Voter to decide all the elections world wide. The election cycle was named after him.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2024 08:21 PM (n7h9X)

In Futurama there’s an election where robots can vote, and one candidate is way ahead with 10 seconds left to go, and then the Robot vote comes in with a billion votes in 2 seconds.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 04, 2024 08:31 PM (S6gqv)

334 So what happened with Megan Kelly?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 04, 2024 08:32 PM (FGFJD)

335 I’m watching these last two because this seems like an end of an era. After this there will be no more Trump rallies. I don’t think I’ll see anything like this again.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 04, 2024 08:33 PM (u73oe)

336 Trump is going to filibuster until the count is complete.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 04, 2024 08:35 PM (kkYD1)

337 Breaking911 @Breaking911 20h
LEGEND: TRUMP: "Alfonse Capone, the meanest of them all. If he didn't like somebody, it was over"

MAN BEHIND TRUMP: "Sounds like Hillary"

https://is.gd/wxu8Z4
11 seconds;

Breaking911 @Breaking911 8h
Former Gambino crime family Underboss "Sammy the Bull" Gravano, who wacked 19 people, is all in for Trump. "I'm going to call him a gangster. We need a gangster."

https://is.gd/I96BeG
59 seconds; actually a very good precis of Trump defences.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 08:38 PM (hovnC)

338 298 Pecan as a fire wood is lovely. I stared a fire about 1 pm this afternoon and my front room has the lightest burning wood scent while the room is at the perfect temperature while watching Trump rallies all day.

This is a blessing.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at November 04, 2024 08:16 PM (tPMOE)

Amen Altaria P, Amen. Although I live in Singapore, home in the States is in Texas. The smell of pecan wood burning is one of those truly pleasant things that the love of which is only truly understood once you don't have it around.

Greetings to the rest of you hordlings. Will monitor things from here in the far East - and have the luxury of getting up and being at work just as the returns will come in.

For what its worth - the mood here is that Trump will win - but I am touching a lot of wood.

Pax Ex

Posted by: Publius Redux at November 04, 2024 08:40 PM (+sTZ1)

339 We are going to have at least 30 more years of Barack's noise.
Posted by: davidt at November 04, 2024 07:43 PM (i0F8b)



I also vote.

Posted by: The HIV Slims at November 04, 2024 08:48 PM (aD39U)

340 I have a terrible fear that William Jennings Bryan will play the spoiler tomorrow. Cross of Gold, my ass.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 04, 2024 08:52 PM (RMjVS)

341 So what happened with Megan Kelly?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 04, 2024 08:32 PM (FGFJD)

She just came out in the middle of Trump's set.

Posted by: mugiwara at November 04, 2024 09:02 PM (hyerN)

342 not sure if anyone mentioned it above but rogan endorsed trump

Posted by: isolden at November 04, 2024 09:47 PM (dB99g)

343 341 So what happened with Megan Kelly?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 04, 2024 08:32 PM (FGFJD)

She just came out in the middle of Trump's set.
****

...and she sucked.

Posted by: Ed Driscoll at November 04, 2024 09:48 PM (1gLmy)

344 Trump called MK up from the VIP section to speak:

https://x.com/TrumpWarRoom/status/1853620419351421416

She was great!

Posted by: NAB at November 04, 2024 09:50 PM (3sHsl)

345 Allred continues campaigning in Texas with his “I’m not really a democrat” strategy. If he really held the positions he claims to have, Pelosi would have his testicles in a jar in her office.

Posted by: Advo at November 04, 2024 11:25 PM (jO4mz)

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