Sunday Overnight Open Thread (11/3/24)

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The Quotes of The Day

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“Voting is among the most important rights that Marylanders have. Any action that intimidates prospective voters, especially on the eve of such a consequential election, will not be tolerated. Let me be clear: These unnerving letters are unacceptable, and Maryland voters should know that their decision to vote this Election Day is entirely theirs to make.” Maryland Attorney General Anthony Brown

Quote II
"He is supported today in the public gallery by his mother, sister, brother-in-law and two friends. The fact that he has that support will not surprise your honour, having read what people have written about him." Nigel Power KC, (Defense attorney)

Quote III
"RIP MY BEST FRIEND. Thank you for the best 7 years of my life. Thank you for bringing so much joy to us and the world. I’m sorry I failed you but thank you for everything," Mark Longo

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SQUIRREL!!!

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The Comments of The Week

Once again, the very difficult task of choosing The Comments of The Week. Well maybe this week was easier than most.

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She once was blind. Now she only has really poor vision. But it could be improving.

Whatever Happens, Love Thy Neighbor
I’m a Democrat living in a red, rural county. Trump supporters have mowed my lawn, walked my dog, and eroded my prejudices with their humanity.

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Will the captors say, "We have vays of making you talk."

Israeli commandos nab top Hezbollah naval operative in north Lebanon raid
Lebanese minister argues Imad Amhaz is captain of civilian ships; military says he was taken to Israel for questioning on terror group’s naval operations

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Could fluoride be on its way out of municipal water?

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Says Donald Trump Would Push to Remove Fluoride from Drinking Water
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said Saturday that Trump would push to remove fluoride from drinking water on his first day in office.
Fluoride strengthens teeth and reduces cavities by replacing minerals lost during normal wear and tear, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. The addition of low levels of fluoride to drinking water has long been considered one of the greatest public health achievements of the last century

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Be all that you can be. And when we say "Be all that you can be." we really mean it, Lard Ass.

Pentagon drops 51 disqualifying conditions as part of recruiting push
The Pentagon is using a pilot program to shed a longstanding list of medical conditions that have prevented individuals from joining the military for decades.
The program, launched in 2022, has seen 6,000 service members enlist who were previously disqualified for medical conditions, officials said. At that time, the list included 38 conditions. That number has since risen to 51.

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The ONT Musical Interlude & Precipitation Emporium

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Obviously they missed Civics class when discussing self-incrimination and the 5th Amendment. Genius Award Winners.

After drag race video goes viral, 2 Virginia drivers are arrested for unsafe driving
After video of a drag race on Leesburg Pike in Tysons, Virginia, went viral, Fairfax County police said they have located and arrested the two drivers involved.
Police said that the video, which showed a Tesla Cybertruck and a Lamborghini illegally racing near Westwood Center Drive earlier in the month, came to their attention on Oct. 29.

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My kind of "Retirement" home. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

A 105-year-old woman recently credited her long life to a particular beverage, saying it is a "perfect match" with every meal.
Kathleen Hennings, a retired accountant, celebrated her 105th birthday on Oct. 2 at Care UK's Sandfields retirement home with friends, fellow residents and one specific beverage.
Hennings, who grew up in London, credited Guinness for her long and happy life.

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Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 03, 2024 10:04 PM (hOUT3)

2 7t86oeytsudjtphthej

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at November 03, 2024 10:04 PM (POYNs)

3 damn

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at November 03, 2024 10:04 PM (POYNs)

4 Meow

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at November 03, 2024 10:04 PM (w3u3d)

5 strike any user to continue

Posted by: Ciampino - WOW at November 03, 2024 10:04 PM (i0xsb)

6 Congrats Hrothgar! Good evening Horde. Thanks MisHum. RIP Peanut.

Posted by: TRex at November 03, 2024 10:05 PM (IQ6Gq)

7 I am aquiver with anticipation for the coming week.

Okay, I'm mightily intrigued.

No, actually, I am consumed by a transcendent peace.

Really, I'm just enjoying a glass of cabernet.

Howdy, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - laid back at November 03, 2024 10:05 PM (qY0mJ)

8 Look, squirrel!

Posted by: Zeera The people are coming at November 03, 2024 10:05 PM (CIeX+)

9 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2024 10:05 PM (WXNFJ)

10 Really, I'm just enjoying a glass of cabernet.

Howdy, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - laid back at November 03, 2024 10:05 PM (qY0mJ)

Have one for me mindful.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 03, 2024 10:06 PM (QXQ4l)

11 No shirt
No shoes
No comment

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2024 10:06 PM (JkO4W)

12 I let'em know on the gub dread...er...thread..

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 03, 2024 10:07 PM (QGaXH)

13 Heh. Our dog had no trouble adjusting to the time change, since she's always been on standard time.

Posted by: mindful webworker - the cat, too at November 03, 2024 10:07 PM (qY0mJ)

14 Israeli commandos nab top Hezbollah naval operative in north Lebanon raid

Bwahahaha!!!
A Hezbollah navy!!!
Bwahahaha
Oh stop it!!
You're killing me here!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2024 10:07 PM (W/lyH)

15 I got dissed today
went to the cigarette store for some Luckies
kid behind the counter is ringing it up and I hear James Brown "Payback" on the sound system. I said, 'I have this record' and the kid says, 'Yeah, my grandfather has some James Brown records'
smart-ass MFer
better not see you on my lawn

Posted by: Don Black at November 03, 2024 10:08 PM (/7KEl)

16 Our cats had the same reaction as those dogs. They were like, "My belly says it's 5 o'clock. Where's our food?"

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 03, 2024 10:08 PM (3wi/L)

17 Good evening good people.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2024 10:05 PM (WXNFJ)

How about the rest of us?

Posted by: Doof at November 03, 2024 10:08 PM (RFPHU)

18 Sorry I'm late, I didn't know my wife had ready set the clocks back when I set the clocks back.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 03, 2024 10:09 PM (ncCaO)

19 I said, 'I have this record' and the kid says, 'Yeah, my grandfather has some James Brown records' smart-ass MFer better not see you on my lawn
Posted by: Don Black

I'm so old my high school had a smoking deck out back.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2024 10:09 PM (WXNFJ)

20 The addition of low levels of fluoride to drinking water has long been considered one of the greatest public health achievements of the last century

That used to be true, when toothpaste didn't contain fluoride.

Now that most toothpaste contains fluoride, the public health benefits of fluoridation are a lot loss.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2024 10:09 PM (uxCna)

21
https://x.com/RealJamesWoods/status/
1853238387471192359

you will be amused

Posted by: Don Black at November 03, 2024 10:09 PM (/7KEl)

22 Mr. Watson, come in here. I need you.

Bring lube.

Posted by: Alexander Graham Bell at November 03, 2024 10:09 PM (JkO4W)

23 A 105-year-old woman recently credited her long life to a particular beverage, saying it is a "perfect match" with every meal.

Kathleen Hennings, a retired accountant, celebrated her 105th birthday on Oct. 2 at Care UK's Sandfields retirement home with friends, fellow residents and one specific beverage.

Hennings, who grew up in London, credited Guinness for her long and happy life.

Do you know why, when they interview 100-plus-year-olds, their secret to a long life is always alcohol and cigars and t-bones and stuff like that?

Because the people living on nothing but tofu and tea don't want to live that long.

Posted by: mikeski at November 03, 2024 10:09 PM (DgGvY)

24 15 I got dissed today
went to the cigarette store for some Luckies
kid behind the counter is ringing it up and I hear James Brown "Payback" on the sound system. I said, 'I have this record' and the kid says, 'Yeah, my grandfather has some James Brown records'
smart-ass MFer
better not see you on my lawn
Posted by: Don Black at November 03, 2024 10:08 PM (/7KEl)

Lighten up Francis. Kid knows about James Brown. Probably more than 98% of kids his age. Sounds like he made a pretty generic statement.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 03, 2024 10:10 PM (QXQ4l)

25 New map taking Selzer's poll into account:

https://tinyurl.com/3k6pnyf8

Trump 532, Harris 6

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 03, 2024 10:10 PM (2GVCM)

26 Evening all! Thank you MisHum for another bountiful ONT. Now if someone could help me with the bigger words.

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 03, 2024 10:10 PM (vJiyU)

27 21
https://x.com/RealJamesWoods/status/
1853238387471192359

you will be amused
Posted by: Don Black at November 03, 2024 10:09 PM (/7KEl)

O.M.G.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 03, 2024 10:11 PM (/NO9y)

28 Sorry I'm late, I didn't know my wife had ready set the clocks back when I set the clocks back.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 03, 2024 10:09 PM

So you're really about 50 minutes early?

Posted by: mikeski at November 03, 2024 10:11 PM (DgGvY)

29 Israeli commandos nab top Hezbollah naval operative in north Lebanon raid

Bwahahaha!!!
A Hezbollah navy!!!
Bwahahaha
Oh stop it!!
You're killing me here!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2024 10:07 PM (W/lyH)

Is he in charge of oranges or lint?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 03, 2024 10:11 PM (VNX3d)

30 Hey! I made the leaderboard!

Thanks, MisHum. I'd also like to thank my mom, my...

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 03, 2024 10:12 PM (/NO9y)

31 Ok. I gotta admit, I'm concerned about this week.

God, I pray Trump wins bigly. My life may be complicated and scary, but our country will have a chance.

Prayers all around.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 03, 2024 10:12 PM (07+Zf)

32 Thank you Mis. Hun.

The dogs made me laugh out loud.

I have to get through the rest later.

For cat owners, Snowflake is crazy tonight. I had her in and out most of the day. She's being neutered Thursday.

Does neutering calm female cats down? I always thought it did. Hoping so now.

Thanks in advance. I have to take care of all this.

Everyone have an incredibly happy, victorious week, preferably called by midnight....

Posted by: Stateless at November 03, 2024 10:12 PM (jvJvP)

33 16 Our cats had the same reaction as those dogs. They were like, "My belly says it's 5 o'clock. Where's our food?"

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 03, 2024 10:08 PM (3wi/L)

I am not surprised!

Posted by: Pavlov at November 03, 2024 10:12 PM (aBgBM)

34 Good evening morons and thank you mh

The addition of low levels of fluoride to drinking water has long been considered one of the greatest public health achievements of the last century
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Which is now sufficient on that basis alone to be thoroughly re-investigated.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2024 10:13 PM (RIvkX)

35 So I discovered the software people are using to make 3D art prints with, it's called Hueforge and it's dead simple to use.

Currently printing an Enter The Dragon movie poster/placard.

I've sourced all of the movie posters for the Sean Connery and Roger Moor Bond films.

This along with printing Voltron is going to be my winter project.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2024 10:14 PM (XV/Pl)

36 My Victory Popcorn has yet to arrive (a two-gallon bin of Tangleberry, Salted Carmel, and Cheddar popcorn).

If it arrives Wednesday or later, I will still enjoy it but I really would love to have it by Tuesday night.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 03, 2024 10:14 PM (2GVCM)

37 Thanks for the swell ONT, Mis Hum!

I don't know if I hate springing forward an hour or falling back an hour. This fake time change needs to come to a rapid and overdue end.

Go P'Nut!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 03, 2024 10:14 PM (rxCpr)

38 After drag race video goes viral, 2 Virginia drivers are arrested for unsafe driving

Police said that the video, which showed a Tesla Cybertruck and a Lamborghini illegally racing near Westwood Center Drive earlier in the month, came to their attention on Oct. 29.

In addition to reckless driving, exhibition driving, and speeding, they'll be charged with ridiculousness in the second degree.

Posted by: mikeski at November 03, 2024 10:14 PM (DgGvY)

39 I think the P'Nut story resonates with people because it makes it pretty clear that if the regulatory State will do this for a mere squirrel, they will have no trouble doing it to mere recalcitrant citizens that attempt to thwart their plans!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 03, 2024 10:14 PM (hOUT3)

40 Good evening, friends. Kind of a rough day - we had a 13 year old meltdown exacerbated by autism and yeah, rough one. Tomorrow is another chance to be better, though!

Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2024 10:14 PM (QzINz)

41
The top picture is exactly what Dan and Diana are saying.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2024 10:14 PM (EsZUh)

42 Good evening morons and thank you mh

The addition of low levels of fluoride to drinking water has long been considered one of the greatest public health achievements of the last century
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Which is now sufficient on that basis alone to be thoroughly re-investigated.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 03, 2024 10:13 PM (RIvkX)

And now, another thing that conservatives were right about...after being ridiculed for years before then.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 03, 2024 10:15 PM (/NO9y)

43 Fun to joke about the Hezbollah Navy, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he was in charge of some land to sea missile batteries like the Houthi have. Probably captured him to find out just how many they have.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2024 10:15 PM (OzJjC)

44 11 No shirt
No shoes
No comment
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2024 10:06 PM (JkO4W)

Waddya thinknthis is, the book thread?

Posted by: tankdemon at November 03, 2024 10:15 PM (ncCaO)

45 Meanwhile, my town is diligently trying to get fluoride INTO the water, and if you don't agree you're a racist.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2024 10:16 PM (xOnCy)

46 What it's like when you do too many drugs and decided to watch Neverending Story on the DVD
youtu.be/xKvfK0g3YrI
In fact, all the drugs

Posted by: gKWVE at November 03, 2024 10:16 PM (gKWVE)

47 I am not surprised!
Posted by: Pavlov
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Hmm.

That name rings a bell.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 03, 2024 10:16 PM (hovnC)

48 Here were today's campaign rallies:

Trump
Lititz, PA
Kinston, NC
Macon, GA

Vance
Sanford, NC
Ashton, PA
Derry, NH

Walz
Atlanta, GA
Charlotte, NC
Gastonia, NC

...and Kamala
East Lansing, MI

Guess Kammie's SNL appearance tired her out.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2024 10:16 PM (uxCna)

49 21
'you will be amused'

You're right. I was.
"Kamala put her head down and went to work."

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 03, 2024 10:16 PM (3wi/L)

50 @31

>>Ok. I gotta admit, I'm concerned about this week.

Don't be, it's completely out of our hands at this point, all we can do is go vote and hope that the lunatics do not constitute the majority.

I will say this, if Tuesday goes sub-optimally, a great many people are going to have to come to some determinations on how to proceed going forward, because it's going to be peddle to the metal for The Junta.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2024 10:16 PM (XV/Pl)

51 Speaking of getting off my lawn, I turned 29 today.
Well, actually 29 x 2.5517241 per my calculator.
Evening Horde.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at November 03, 2024 10:17 PM (u0fZd)

52 Ok. I gotta admit, I'm concerned about this week.

God, I pray Trump wins bigly. My life may be complicated and scary, but our country will have a chance.

Prayers all around.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 03, 2024 10:12 PM (07+Zf)

{{{nurse}}}
God is in control. No matter what.

Posted by: Doof at November 03, 2024 10:17 PM (RFPHU)

53 45 Meanwhile, my town is diligently trying to get fluoride INTO the water, and if you don't agree you're a racist.
Posted by: Jordan61

Trust the experts!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 03, 2024 10:18 PM (hOUT3)

54
5
So which user may I strike?

Posted by: Ciampino - Want to at November 03, 2024 10:18 PM (i0xsb)

55
So you're really about 50 minutes early?
Posted by: mikeski at November 03, 2024 10:11 PM (DgGvY)

I was assured there would he no math.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 03, 2024 10:19 PM (ncCaO)

56 Evening, MisHum and the ONT Horde! I read the fluoride link. Seems there is now some real science indicating that fluoridated water is unsafe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 10:19 PM (1v7/i)

57
Meanwhile, my town is diligently trying to get fluoride INTO the water, and if you don't agree you're a racist.
Posted by: Jordan61

What race is fluoride?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2024 10:19 PM (63Dwl)

58 Evenin’, All.

I have long thought that any candidate for president whose sole position was the abolition of Daylight Savings Time would win in a landslide.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 03, 2024 10:19 PM (v6JzV)

59 5
So which user may I strike?
Posted by: Ciampino

You know the rules - Only until it's red. Not until it hurts.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2024 10:19 PM (WXNFJ)

60 Guess Kammie's SNL appearance tired her out.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Lorne musta seen the real poll numbers.

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 03, 2024 10:19 PM (vJiyU)

61 Tons of good content, Mis Hum. *Straightens up in chair seeing my nic up top*
HBD, Winston.

Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2024 10:20 PM (41CYW)

62 52
'God is in control. No matter what.;

I pray for victory but if that is not in the cards then for the strength to deal with what comes.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 03, 2024 10:20 PM (3wi/L)

63 It's been reported that at the time of Peanut's death, he had only one nut.... You know who else had only one nut?

Posted by: Kaitlin Collins at November 03, 2024 10:20 PM (8dYl7)

64 Speaking of getting off my lawn, I turned 29 today.
Well, actually 29 x 2.5517241 per my calculator.
Evening Horde.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at November 03, 2024 10:17

You're into the maths aren't you?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2024 10:20 PM (W/lyH)

65 Hennings, who grew up in London, credited Guinness for her long and happy life.

I visited the Caribbean, and a friend of mine who was living there observed that there was a widespread belief in the English-speaking Caribbean that Guinness improved male potency.

I replied: "How much did they have to pay to make that belief widespread?"

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2024 10:20 PM (uxCna)

66 Mis Hum is best Hum

Posted by: Miklos so opinionates at November 03, 2024 10:20 PM (khrpa)

67 Guess Kammie's SNL appearance tired her out.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2024 10:16 PM (uxCna)

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Try cackling 24/7 and see how you feel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2024 10:20 PM (JkO4W)

68 Yay, Cliché Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 03, 2024 10:21 PM (lUFok)

69 We are getting postcards similar to the Maryland story here in Michigan. Group is called "America Votes" and the cards do have the whiff of being a veiled threat. Imagery on the mailer is reminiscent of previous democrat symbols. Website says it is funded by the DNC. I'm sure our A.G. will get right on it.

Posted by: Jb at November 03, 2024 10:21 PM (nGjyj)

70 Guess Kammie's SNL appearance tired her out.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Lorne musta seen the real poll numbers.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat

Were I to be your King, I'd revoke NBCs broadcast license until such time as I learned Greek.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2024 10:21 PM (WXNFJ)

71 Diogenes
No, that's why I used a calculator.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at November 03, 2024 10:22 PM (u0fZd)

72 Tim Walz @Tim_Walz Oct 31
Huddle up, team. It’s the final quarter.

We’ve got the ball and we’re driving down field. And boy, do we have the team to win this.

Jimmy Failla @jimmyfailla Nov 1 Replying to @Tim_Walz
Just don't play out of the shotgun because you don't know how to load it.
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BTW, Ass. Coach, it's "fourth quarter" not "final".

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 03, 2024 10:22 PM (hovnC)

73 43 Fun to joke about the Hezbollah Navy, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he was in charge of some land to sea missile batteries like the Houthi have. Probably captured him to find out just how many they have.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2024 10:15 PM (OzJjC)

The Hezbollah Navy likely consists of some suicide speed boats the Israeli's know how to effectively counter. Or a flotilla of toy boats in that naval commander's bathtub.

Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2024 10:22 PM (aBgBM)

74 51 Speaking of getting off my lawn, I turned 29 today.
Well, actually 29 x 2.5517241 per my calculator.
Evening Horde.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at November 03, 2024 10:17 PM (u0fZd)
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I think my decimals are larger than yours but it isn't something to go na-na-nana-na about.

Posted by: Ciampino - what about fractions? at November 03, 2024 10:22 PM (i0xsb)

75
Big Clock is why we have to have time changes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2024 10:22 PM (EsZUh)

76 Good evening, friends. Kind of a rough day - we had a 13 year old meltdown exacerbated by autism and yeah, rough one. Tomorrow is another chance to be better, though!
Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2024 10:14 PM (QzINz)

*waves to Piper*

Sounds tough. Sorry to hear about that.

Posted by: Doof at November 03, 2024 10:23 PM (RFPHU)

77 Ok. I gotta admit, I'm concerned about this week.

God, I pray Trump wins bigly. My life may be complicated and scary, but our country will have a chance.

Prayers all around.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 03, 2024 10:12 PM (07+Zf)

Nurse
WTSHTF, you have a place in my compound.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2024 10:23 PM (W/lyH)

78 https://x.com/RealJamesWoods/status/
1853238387471192359

you will be amused
Posted by: Don Black at November 03, 2024 10:09 PM (/7KEl)

Kamala’s not the type to choke just because she’s facing a huge challenge. She grabs the bull by the horn and doesn’t stop until it’s finished.

Posted by: Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff at November 03, 2024 10:23 PM (FC8SQ)

79 > In addition to reckless driving, exhibition driving, and speeding, they'll be charged with ridiculousness in the second degree.
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Seeing as how it appeared the Lambo lost... yea.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 03, 2024 10:23 PM (Q4IgG)

80 Yay, Cliché Day ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura

"Ask not what the ONT can do for you, ask, what can I do for the ONT."

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 03, 2024 10:23 PM (vJiyU)

81 BTW, Ass. Coach, it's "fourth quarter" not "final".
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 03, 2024 10:22 PM (hovnC)

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He was there for the access to young boys, not for the nomenclature.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2024 10:23 PM (JkO4W)

82 Fun to joke about the Hezbollah Navy, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he was in charge of some land to sea missile batteries like the Houthi have. Probably captured him to find out just how many they have.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2024 10:15 PM (OzJjC)

Keelhaul him a few times, and he'll sing like a canary.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 10:23 PM (1v7/i)

83 Hey, Tonypete, Nurse, Doof, Hrothgar, Ciampino…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 03, 2024 10:24 PM (v6JzV)

84 33
'Posted by: Pavlov at November 03, 2024 10:12 PM (aBgBM)'

I can't help but notice your hash, Doctor. It happens to match my conditioned response that happens an hour after lunch.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 03, 2024 10:24 PM (3wi/L)

85 Yo! Big B!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2024 10:24 PM (WXNFJ)

86 The Media closing argument seems to be "Will Trump accept a stolen election?" It's almost like a dare.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 10:24 PM (3iuj+)

87 Puerto Rican Shadow Senator Zoraida Buxó Announces Support for Donald Trump
-GWP headline

Who would have guessed that after Trump's anti-PR racists comedian. That... or people who know, know what the comedian was cracking about.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 03, 2024 10:24 PM (/lPRQ)

88 Dafuq's a Tangleberry?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 03, 2024 10:25 PM (sJHOI)

89 Howdy Bulg!

Posted by: Doof at November 03, 2024 10:25 PM (RFPHU)

90 Josiah Lippincott @jlippincott_
In 1773, Benjamin Franklin wrote an epitaph for his pet squirrel Mungo. Mourning Peanut is what the Founders would have wanted.

https://is.gd/d36xWV
screencap

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 03, 2024 10:25 PM (hovnC)

91 Meanwhile, my town is diligently trying to get fluoride INTO the water, and if you don't agree you're a racist.

I may have told this story here before. I went to a dentist in San Diego, which did not at the time fluoridate their water, a bit before I retired, thinking I should use the benefits before I lost them. Nothing needed to be done.

Dentist said, “you have great teeth. You must have grown up in a city that fluoridated their water.”

“Well, actually, I grew up on a farm outside of town; we had to have our own well for water.”

“It must have been naturally high in fluoride.”

The amazing predictive value of all-caps SCIENCE.

I never understood why, if some people aren’t getting enough fluoride through brushing, governments couldn’t just hand out free fluoride supplements instead of forcing everyone to medicate themselves whether they needed it or not… until 2020.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 03, 2024 10:25 PM (EXyHK)

92 …Hadrian, Piper, Diogenes…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 03, 2024 10:25 PM (v6JzV)

93 Diogenes
No, that's why I used a calculator.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at November 03, 2024 10:22 PM (u0fZd)

Sheesh!
Technologics!
REEEEE!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2024 10:25 PM (W/lyH)

94 Could fluoride be on its way out of municipal water?

My dentist put me on prescription high-fluoride toothpaste several years ago, trying to preserve my remaining teeth. I told him we don't drink tap, but of course I grew up on fluoride municipal water. Every night. Brush, spit, don't rinse. In another fifty years, it may give me some health problems. haha.

I remember as a kid on family vacation seeing the John Birch Society billboards on the highway west. 'Way back in the middle of the last century. Those wackos. They thought fluoride in the water supply was dangerous and the government was being infiltrated by communists. Haha.

Wait …

Posted by: mindful webworker - brushing vigorously at November 03, 2024 10:25 PM (qY0mJ)

95 My husband told me today, if Trump is winning bigly, he's turning one tv to msdnc and one to CNN. He wants to watch suicides and heads exploding. He said it would be better than any horror movie Hollywood ever did.

Posted by: Megthered at November 03, 2024 10:25 PM (mAWUX)

96 Dachshunds are ridiculously cute.

When I lived in Boston there a dachshund group that would bring dozens of the them Boston Common every weekend.

You'd have to be grinch to not find them adorable.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2024 10:25 PM (LkLld)

97 Dafuq's a Tangleberry?

Best guess is a dingleberry that gets caught on more than one hair.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 03, 2024 10:25 PM (lUFok)

98 I replied: "How much did they have to pay to make that belief widespread?

$20, same as in town

Posted by: Zeera The people are coming at November 03, 2024 10:25 PM (CIeX+)

99 35 So I discovered the software people are using to make 3D art prints with, it's called Hueforge and it's dead simple to use.

Currently printing an Enter The Dragon movie poster/placard.

I've sourced all of the movie posters for the Sean Connery and Roger Moor Bond films.

This along with printing Voltron is going to be my winter project.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2024 10:14 PM (XV/Pl)

No... Tron?

Posted by: Chuck at November 03, 2024 10:26 PM (QAkQ3)

100 I have long thought that any candidate for president whose sole position was the abolition of Daylight Savings Time would win in a landslide.

Abolish DST, and sunrise in Portland will be before 4:30 AM in mid-summer.

Kinda tough if you have pets or small children.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2024 10:26 PM (uxCna)

101 Fluoride strengthens teeth and reduces cavities by replacing minerals lost during normal wear and tear, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

I think I see the problem...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2024 10:26 PM (0s6uJ)

102
*waves to Piper*

Sounds tough. Sorry to hear about that.
Posted by: Doof at November

Thank you. There is more to it, but will tell you later, maybe, I don’t know. Not a great whiner, haha! But like I said tomorrow is a new day, a new shot at brilliance. In the meantime, I am going to go read and get to bed. Night!

Night all!

Posted by: Piper at November 03, 2024 10:26 PM (QzINz)

103 39 I think the P'Nut story resonates with people because it makes it pretty clear that if the regulatory State will do this for a mere squirrel, they will have no trouble doing it to mere recalcitrant citizens that attempt to thwart their plans!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 03, 2024 10:14 PM (hOUT3)
First they came for the squirrels, but I was not a squirrel...

Posted by: Eromero at November 03, 2024 10:26 PM (LHPAg)

104 Bulgar!
S'up!!??

Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2024 10:26 PM (W/lyH)

105 “Voting is among the most important rights that Marylanders have. Any action that intimidates prospective voters, especially on the eve of such a consequential election, will not be tolerated.

If this was a right leaning group the government would already have raided their houses and killed all their pets.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2024 10:27 PM (oZhjI)

106 Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at November 03, 2024 10:17 PM (u0fZd)

Happy 29 and math.
A good friend of mine had a BD today as well.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 03, 2024 10:27 PM (QXQ4l)

107 ****Fluoride strengthens teeth and reduces cavities by replacing minerals lost during normal wear and tear, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. The addition of low levels of fluoride to drinking water has long been considered one of the greatest public health achievements of the last century
----

Internally, it only works on children. It can be the parent's choice everyone else can choose to use fluoride toothpaste, or not.

Posted by: Braenyard - they ain't kickin the can down the road anymore at November 03, 2024 10:27 PM (VMNzI)

108 It's been reported that at the time of Peanut's death, he had only one nut.

What was Harris doing in New York?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 03, 2024 10:27 PM (EXyHK)

109 88 Dafuq's a Tangleberry?
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 03, 2024 10:25 PM (sJHOI)

$20, same as in town...

Posted by: Chuck at November 03, 2024 10:27 PM (QAkQ3)

110 @99

>>No... Tron?

In due time.

The problem now is that there are so many movie posters to print, it may become paralyzing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2024 10:27 PM (XV/Pl)

111 Obviously neither campaign believed the idiotic Selzer Iowa poll. Otherwise they both would have been in Iowa campaigning.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2024 10:27 PM (OzJjC)

112 88 Dafuq's a Tangleberry?
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at November 03, 2024 10:25 PM (sJHOI)

**********

https://www.kornutopia.com/
product/tangleberry/

My favorite from this business.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 03, 2024 10:28 PM (2GVCM)

113 I'm so old my high school had a smoking deck out back.
Posted by: Tonypete

We didn't have a smoking deck, but when the door of the teachers' lounge was opened, the cigarette smoke would come billowing out.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 03, 2024 10:28 PM (0Htd1)

114 Second time lately seeing Weird Al performing non-comedy music.

Is that Al or AI?

Posted by: mindful webworker - artificial yankovic at November 03, 2024 10:28 PM (qY0mJ)

115 First they came for the squirrels, but I was not a squirrel...
Posted by: Eromero at November 03, 2024 10:26 PM (LHPAg)

Hey now, Buddy!!!

Posted by: Rex B at November 03, 2024 10:28 PM (8dYl7)

116 108 It's been reported that at the time of Peanut's death, he had only one nut.

-------------

You know who else only had one nut?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2024 10:28 PM (JkO4W)

117 107 ****Fluoride strengthens teeth and reduces cavities by replacing minerals lost during normal wear and tear, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. The addition of low levels of fluoride to drinking water has long been considered one of the greatest public health achievements of the last century
----

Internally, it only works on children. It can be the parent's choice everyone else can choose to use fluoride toothpaste, or not.
Posted by: Braenyard - they ain't kickin the can down the road anymore at November 03, 2024 10:27 PM (VMNzI)

Yeah... Fluoride... DDT... Covid Vaccines... really... trust our Government scientists!

Posted by: Chuck at November 03, 2024 10:29 PM (QAkQ3)

118 Big Clock is why we have to have time changes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

The Paolo..... misread that, so you should, how you say, never your mind.

Posted by: Paolo at November 03, 2024 10:29 PM (DgGvY)

119 You'd have to be grinch to not find them adorable.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2024 10:25 PM (LkLld)

Or Korean to find them delicious.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 03, 2024 10:29 PM (vREZO)

120 First they came for the Jan 6ers, but I was not… SQUIRREL!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 03, 2024 10:29 PM (EXyHK)

121 No, that's why I used a calculator.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at November 03, 2024 10:22 PM (u0fZd)

Sheesh!
Technologics!
REEEEE!!!
Posted by: Diogenes

Totally with you on that, dude.

Posted by: Bureau of Labor Statistics at November 03, 2024 10:29 PM (khrpa)

122 he's turning one tv to msdnc and one to CNN. He wants to watch suicides and heads exploding

I was listening to the far-Left radio station in Berkeley Election Night during the Republican Congressional wave of 1994.

The two commentators sounded as if they were going to commit suicide on-air.

It was hilarious.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2024 10:29 PM (uxCna)

123
Obviously they missed Civics class when discussing self-incrimination and the 5th Amendment. Genius Award Winners.
--------

'Civics' is no longer taught.

Only 39% of all native-born Americans can pass the U.S. citizenship test.
Even more alarming is what the data say about the generational decline: among native-born senior citizens, 74% pass the citizenship test, while a mere 20% of native-born Americans under the age of 45 can pass it.
Only 2 of 5 Americans can name all three branches of government.
Less than one-third of Americans can name the five rights guaranteed by the First Amendment.
Almost one-third of millennials believe that choosing leaders through free elections is “unimportant.”
Only 30% of millennials believe living in a democracy is “essential,” compared with 70 percent of baby boomers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 03, 2024 10:29 PM (XeU6L)

124 G’night, Piper. Sleep well, in between push-up sessions.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 03, 2024 10:29 PM (v6JzV)

125 Few people know the joy and ridiculousness of a litter of baby dachshunds running directly at you at top speed, and then bowling you over with with the force of their cuteness.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2024 10:30 PM (XV/Pl)

126 I remember asking my dentist about using fluoride and he said it only really works if directly placed on your teeth as a gel - and that is the method they used to apply it to me when I was younger. So...where is the notion that it helps putting it in drinking water coming from exactly?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2024 10:30 PM (oZhjI)

127 Here's what I don't get.
Why does Albany animal control care about a nagging Karen from Texas complaints?
Why euthanize the animals that were obviously well cared for and not full of rabies? There are wild animal shelters.
This just goes to show me yet again what I learned during BLM, COVID and J6, people and people under the auspices of government are downright giddy to spy and rat out and bully and beat down others.
Depressing.
RIP Peanut and Freddie!

Posted by: keena at November 03, 2024 10:30 PM (xPNeT)

128
Abolish DST, and sunrise in Portland will be before 4:30 AM in mid-summer.

Kinda tough if you have pets or small children.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2024 10:26 PM (uxCna)

________

You should be up by then anyway.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2024 10:30 PM (EsZUh)

129 Just to be sure, "Design Flaws" refers to the unfortunate label text, not whatever is happening with the nozzle on top, right?

Posted by: mindful webworker - Just to be sure at November 03, 2024 10:30 PM (qY0mJ)

130 Dinner? Just eat some hot dogs...

oh, wait.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 03, 2024 10:30 PM (IG4Id)

131 Well, at least my power is back. I already had a candle out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 03, 2024 10:30 PM (XeU6L)

132 Dafuq's a Tangleberry?
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah

A colloquialism for "testicular torsion?"

Posted by: mikeski at November 03, 2024 10:30 PM (DgGvY)

133 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 03, 2024 10:29 PM (XeU6L)

Only 39% of US High School students can even READ a Citizenship test.

Posted by: Chuck at November 03, 2024 10:31 PM (QAkQ3)

134 Diogenes
LOL!!!

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at November 03, 2024 10:31 PM (u0fZd)

135 Mis Hum is best Hum
Posted by: Miklos so opinionates at November 03, 2024 10:20 PM (khrpa)
* * * *
Agreed!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 03, 2024 10:31 PM (rxCpr)

136 Greetings dear ONT friends.

Wife and I voted absentee today - I took both ballots to the (heavily republican) polling place and watched while they were dropped in the shredder - I mean ballot box.

We voted 'no' on most of the state propositions that were placed on the ballot by the legislature and 'yes' on most of the ones that were placed by signature petition.

While I have a soft spot for raising the minimum wage - having once toiled away for 1.25/hr, I voted no cause it had an inflation clause.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 03, 2024 10:31 PM (QGaXH)

137 104 Diogenes, not much. Other than my confronting the HOA tomorrow. Oh boy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 03, 2024 10:32 PM (v6JzV)

138 I remember when the world wide web was young, and I ended up reading a bit about the John Birch society. I couldn’t find anything that I disagreed with too much. They were shunned by establishment conservatives, or maybe Bill Buckley. They seemed to be correct about everything.

And then … the Flouride thing. I guess it wasn’t a deal breaker for me. Maybe they are on to something. Or at best, it is something that may bear re-examination in light of unwanted health effects.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 03, 2024 10:32 PM (hDaAc)

139 Well, at least my power is back. I already had a candle out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 03, 2024 10:30 PM (XeU6L)

I had a planned power outage mid-day Wednesday. Utility had to replace two poles on my branch line. They gave me the old poles, which I will find useful.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 10:33 PM (1v7/i)

140 Only 30% of millennials believe living in a democracy is “essential,” compared with 70 percent of baby boomers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc

They are Commies, Lee.

And I have never felt better.

Posted by: Miklos Spillane # 47 at November 03, 2024 10:33 PM (khrpa)

141 Big Clock is why we have to have time changes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
------

*crap, they are on to me*

Posted by: Ben at November 03, 2024 10:33 PM (XeU6L)

142 125 Few people know the joy and ridiculousness of a litter of baby dachshunds running directly at you at top speed, and then bowling you over with with the force of their cuteness.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2024 10:30 PM (XV/Pl)

When I was a kid, my favorite uncle (on my dad's side) and his wife had a pair of doxies. The brown one was Goober and the black one was Trudi. Adorable doggehs.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 03, 2024 10:33 PM (QXQ4l)

143 Piper, I hope the rest of your week is freaking amazing....

Posted by: Stateless at November 03, 2024 10:34 PM (jvJvP)

144 Diogenes, not much. Other than my confronting the HOA tomorrow. Oh boy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 03, 2024 10:32 PM (v6JzV)

=====

Oooh, what about?

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2024 10:34 PM (xOnCy)

145 >>> 126 I remember asking my dentist about using fluoride and he said it only really works if directly placed on your teeth as a gel - and that is the method they used to apply it to me when I was younger. So...where is the notion that it helps putting it in drinking water coming from exactly?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2024 10:30 PM (oZhjI)

Total guess - a *single* study by an EXPERT!!! that was pushed by someone in a bureaucracy.

Wasn't it rolled out not long after WWII?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2024 10:34 PM (0s6uJ)

146 They gave me the old poles, which I will find useful.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 10:33 PM (1v7/i)

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They are, but they do require close supervision.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2024 10:34 PM (JkO4W)

147 141 Big Clock is why we have to have time changes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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*crap, they are on to me*
Posted by: Ben at November 03, 2024 10:33 PM (XeU6L)

Repent Harlequin! Said the Tick Tock MAN!!!!!

Posted by: Harlen Ellison at November 03, 2024 10:34 PM (QAkQ3)

148 Almost one-third of millennials believe that choosing leaders through free elections is “unimportant.”
Only 30% of millennials believe living in a democracy is “essential,” compared with 70 percent of baby boomers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Well, they've lived most of their adult lives without democracy or free elections, so.....

Posted by: mikeski, of clan GenX at November 03, 2024 10:34 PM (DgGvY)

149 139 Well, at least my power is back. I already had a candle out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 03, 2024 10:30 PM (XeU6L)

I had a planned power outage mid-day Wednesday. Utility had to replace two poles on my branch line. They gave me the old poles, which I will find useful.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 10:33 PM (1v7/i)

You dawg.
You and about a zillion other folks would find those old poles handy and/or useful.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 03, 2024 10:34 PM (QXQ4l)

150 More mirthfulness!

https://tinyurl.com/2ztsxecn

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at November 03, 2024 10:35 PM (2GVCM)

151 You should be up makin’ breakfast.

Posted by: Whistletips: Woo woo!! at November 03, 2024 10:35 PM (FC8SQ)

152 They gave me the old poles, which I will find useful.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------

I salvaged an LED street lamp that was replaced after the storm. I may soon have the best-lit basement in Asheville.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 03, 2024 10:35 PM (XeU6L)

153 95 My husband told me today, if Trump is winning bigly, he's turning one tv to msdnc and one to CNN. He wants to watch suicides and heads exploding. He said it would be better than any horror movie Hollywood ever did.
Posted by: Megthered

Omg. That would make my dangerous commute worth it!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 03, 2024 10:35 PM (AtpZ0)

154 But is it recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists?

Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2024 10:36 PM (41CYW)

155 Abolish DST, and sunrise in Portland will be before 4:30 AM in mid-summer.

Kinda tough if you have pets or small children.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2024 10:26 PM (uxCna)

We have no sympathy for that.

Posted by: Zombie soldiers on both sides in Normandy, summer 1944 at November 03, 2024 10:36 PM (aBgBM)

156 Obviously neither campaign believed the idiotic Selzer Iowa poll. Otherwise they both would have been in Iowa campaigning.

The Economist magazine, the newsletter of the WEF, has endorsed Harris, and has seized on the Selzer poll.

The Democratic candidate just got a zinger of a boost from a hugely respected poll, the Selzer survey in Iowa. That suggests she will do far better in the Hawkeye State than most had previously thought, and thus across the Midwest.

Yeah, right.

The Economist also had this howler:

I’d also love to see Americans get around to electing their first female president. Doing so is a welcome mark of liberal democracy: leave it to horrible authoritarian regimes in places such as Russia or China to refuse to let women near the top of most power structures.

So Canada and Australia have "horrible authoritarian regimes"?

How about France? OK - maybe France.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2024 10:36 PM (uxCna)

157 @142

>>When I was a kid, my favorite uncle (on my dad's side) and his wife had a pair of doxies. The brown one was Goober and the black one was Trudi. Adorable doggehs.

I'm a Dachshund, Beagle kind of guy.

Beagles and Dachshunds together are the Abbot and Costello of the dog world.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2024 10:36 PM (XV/Pl)

158 And then … the Flouride thing. I guess it wasn’t a deal breaker for me. Maybe they are on to something. Or at best, it is something that may bear re-examination in light of unwanted health effects.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 03, 2024 10:32 PM (hDaAc)

Is it the Governments Job, to give you any medication, without your consent?

I mean, I guess you could stop using tap water, but...

Posted by: Harlen Ellison at November 03, 2024 10:36 PM (QAkQ3)

159 Diogenes, not much. Other than my confronting the HOA tomorrow. Oh boy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 03, 2024 10:32 PM (v6JzV)

Really?
Bummer.
I have a great HOA.
And the president is a police captain.
Low dues.
Quiet 'hood.
And I'm on the security committee.
Hee...hee...hee...

Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2024 10:36 PM (W/lyH)

160 They gave me the old poles, which I will find useful.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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We have stacks of them here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 03, 2024 10:37 PM (XeU6L)

161 The Economist also had this howler:

I’d also love to see Americans get around to electing their first female president.

Posted by: Miklos Spillane # 47 at November 03, 2024 10:37 PM (khrpa)

162 I’d also love to see Americans get around to electing their first female president.

They've already forgotten Edith Wilson.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 03, 2024 10:37 PM (lUFok)

163 Total guess - a *single* study by an EXPERT!!! that was pushed by someone in a bureaucracy.

Wasn't it rolled out not long after WWII?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2024 10:34 PM (0s6uJ)

To me, the biggest argument against water fluoridation is cost. Whatever the cost is, probably less one tenth of one percent of the fluoride added gets run by childrens' teeth.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 10:37 PM (1v7/i)

164 142 125 Few people know the joy and ridiculousness of a litter of baby dachshunds running directly at you at top speed, and then bowling you over with with the force of their cuteness.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2024 10:30 PM (XV/Pl)

Heinz hot dog commercial. Here you all go.

https://tinyurl.com/ybwj2xdc

Posted by: Stateless at November 03, 2024 10:37 PM (jvJvP)

165 Birch was pretty much right in all the things. NRO today would call Reagan a fascist

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 10:37 PM (3iuj+)

166 I’d also love to see Americans get around to electing their first female president. Doing so is a welcome mark of liberal democracy: leave it to horrible authoritarian regimes in places such as Russia or China to refuse to let women near the top of most power structures.

So Canada and Australia have "horrible authoritarian regimes"?

How about France? OK - maybe France.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2024 10:36 PM (uxCna)

Uh, Russia had a couple of Czarinas.

Like Dude, do you even History?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 03, 2024 10:37 PM (QAkQ3)

167 I experienced the lead picture today, only with 4 dogs. :-(

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2024 10:37 PM (a3Q+t)

168 Put it this way, if the Iowa poll is even remotely true, the country is lost and you just might as well start making your Benedict Option Plans starting on the 6th.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2024 10:38 PM (XV/Pl)

169 Low dues.
Quiet 'hood.
And I'm on the security committee.
Hee...hee...hee...
Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2024 10:36 PM (W/lyH)

-----------

You guys have a guillotine yet?

Posted by: M. Robespierre at November 03, 2024 10:38 PM (JkO4W)

170 75
Big Clock is why we have to have time changes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2024 10:22 PM (EsZUh)

It is really a conspiracy formed by the civil service employees employed by the National Institute of Standards and Technology (Time and Frequency Division) and the union employees employed by Big Clock!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 03, 2024 10:38 PM (hOUT3)

171 144 Mowing my lawn. Which I did back in August, after everything dried out. They’re still bitching about the long grass that they took a picture of in July.

I think Kamala must’ve gotten her start on an HOA.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 03, 2024 10:38 PM (v6JzV)

172 The Economist also had this howler:

I’d also love to see Americans get around to electing their first female president.

Thatcher, Margaret.

Posted by: Miklos would so vote, doubt if they did at November 03, 2024 10:38 PM (khrpa)

173 157 @142

>>When I was a kid, my favorite uncle (on my dad's side) and his wife had a pair of doxies. The brown one was Goober and the black one was Trudi. Adorable doggehs.

I'm a Dachshund, Beagle kind of guy.

Beagles and Dachshunds together are the Abbot and Costello of the dog world.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2024 10:36 PM (XV/Pl)

Throw in a Basset and you would have the 3 Hound Amigos.

Although throw a liter of Irish Setters or the Irish Red & White at you and you would melt too.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 03, 2024 10:38 PM (QXQ4l)

174 Rashida Tlaib @RashidaTlaib 12h
The Israeli government bombed children while they were trying to get their polio vaccination.

Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 4h
#BREAKING: A bomb planted by terrorists in Gaza exploded near the Kamal Adwan Hospital on Sunday as a @WHO convoy was delivering aid and evacuating patients.

Six children were injured in the explosion.

Terror groups in Gaza continue to exploit hospitals, turning patients — including children —into human shields.

Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 3h
Once again, @RashidaTlaib spreads LIES about Israel.

A bomb planted by terrorists in Gaza exploded near the hospital while a @WHO humanitarian convoy — in coordination with the Israeli army — was delivering aid and evacuating patients.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 03, 2024 10:38 PM (hovnC)

175 Uh, Russia had a couple of Czarinas.

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Yeah, but they were German. Does that count?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2024 10:39 PM (JkO4W)

176 >>Or Korean to find them delicious.

Not around me.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2024 10:39 PM (LkLld)

177 "Mom, I don't want to die in Ukraine."
"Honey, we need a woman president."
STOLEN FROM A MEME don't shoot the messenger.

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 03, 2024 10:39 PM (QSrLX)

178 53 45 Meanwhile, my town is diligently trying to get fluoride INTO the water, and if you don't agree you're a racist.
Posted by: Jordan61

Trust the experts!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 03, 2024 10:18 PM (hOUT3)

Scientists in the 24th century will largely agree that the cumulative effect of fluoride in the water supply was largely responsible for the documented record of mass psychosis observed in the western population, including gender confusion, dying hair bizarre colors, man-hate in older women, and a propensity to vote for clearly unqualified, dangerous candidates and destructive policies......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 03, 2024 10:39 PM (QGaXH)

179 Have a good ONT Horde. Punching out en route to slumberville. Need to get rested for the coming week.

Posted by: TRex at November 03, 2024 10:40 PM (IQ6Gq)

180 Yeah, but they were German. Does that count?
Posted by: Cicero

Yes, but only until you get to Nein!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 03, 2024 10:40 PM (WXNFJ)

181 Big Clock is why we have to have time changes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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*crap, they are on to me*
Posted by: Ben at November 03, 2024 10:33 PM (XeU6L)

***

Just so how big are you big ben?
Asking for Mrs. D.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2024 10:40 PM (W/lyH)

182 Pentagon drops 51 disqualifying conditions as part of recruiting push

How desperate would you have to be to enlist in today's military, given its track record over the last 25 years and the inept and woke brass?

Posted by: I'd Rather Be A Hobo at November 03, 2024 10:40 PM (aj2jn)

183 fwiw Berkey water offers filters to remove flouride.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2024 10:40 PM (0s6uJ)

184 167 I experienced the lead picture today, only with 4 dogs. :-(
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2024 10:37 PM (a3Q+t)

I feel for ya.
We have 2, but they are larger than the wienie dogs.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 03, 2024 10:40 PM (QXQ4l)

185 So Canada and Australia have "horrible authoritarian regimes"?

How about France? OK - maybe France.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2024 10:36 PM (uxCna)

Canada had a woman Prime Minister, one Kim Campbell, who was as useless as teats on a boar hog. And she was a "conservative".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 10:41 PM (1v7/i)

186 @21

“Kamala did what she always does. She put her head down and she went to work.” - Doug Emhoff

🤣

Let this be the final scoop of dirt thrown on the grave of her campaign.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Just to be sure at November 03, 2024 10:41 PM (qY0mJ)

187 Scientists in the 24th century will largely agree that the cumulative effect of fluoride in the water supply was largely responsible for the documented record of mass psychosis observed in the western population, including gender confusion, dying hair bizarre colors, man-hate in older women, and a propensity to vote for clearly unqualified, dangerous candidates and destructive policies......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 03, 2024 10:39 PM (QGaXH)

***********

BeeDee BeeDee BeeDee

I can confirm this.

Posted by: Twiki at November 03, 2024 10:41 PM (2GVCM)

188 Besides the Constitution, remember that, say we elect a President. Not the filth running things now.

Posted by: 80's music fan at November 03, 2024 10:41 PM (QSrLX)

189 Scientists in the 24th century will largely agree that the cumulative effect of fluoride in the water supply was largely responsible for the documented record of mass psychosis observed in the western population, including gender confusion, dying hair bizarre colors, man-hate in older women, and a propensity to vote for clearly unqualified, dangerous candidates and destructive policies......
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 03, 2024 10:39 PM (QGaXH)

The Crazy Year, brought to you by Big Fluoride...

Posted by: Robert Heinlein at November 03, 2024 10:42 PM (QAkQ3)

190 Catherine “the Great” was a German whore. Eff that bitch.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 03, 2024 10:42 PM (v6JzV)

191 Have a good ONT Horde. Punching out en route to slumberville. Need to get rested for the coming week.
Posted by: TRex at November 03, 2024 10:40 PM (IQ6Gq)

Good night TRex

Posted by: Doof at November 03, 2024 10:42 PM (RFPHU)

192 @173

>>Throw in a Basset and you would have the 3 Hound Amigos.

I almost had a Basset Hound, sadly, the rescue found another person for him before I could get to the shelter.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2024 10:42 PM (XV/Pl)

193 Dachshunds are very, very good dogs. They raffled off a weener dog Miniature black & tan female at a hockey game and my brother won, about 1972 or something like that. Sweetest dog ever, and pretty fearless too.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 03, 2024 10:42 PM (hDaAc)

194 182 Pentagon drops 51 disqualifying conditions as part of recruiting push

How desperate would you have to be to enlist in today's military, given its track record over the last 25 years and the inept and woke brass?
Posted by: I'd Rather Be A Hobo at November 03, 2024 10:40 PM (aj2jn)

A non-binary purple hair, obese POS that couldn't make it as a barista at 7-11 let alone some upscale place Waffle House.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 03, 2024 10:42 PM (QXQ4l)

195 171 144

'I think Kamala must’ve gotten her start on an HOA.'

Just tell them they're not a real government and that makes their rules optional.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 03, 2024 10:42 PM (3wi/L)

196 Catherine “the Great” was a German whore. Eff that bitch.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 03, 2024 10:42 PM (v6JzV)

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The town bicycle of St. Petersburg. Everybody rode her.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2024 10:43 PM (hY4dx)

197 How desperate would you have to be to enlist in today's military, given its track record over the last 25 years and the inept and woke brass?

The Secretary of the Army said she didn't want recruits from traditional military families, and she is getting her wish.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2024 10:43 PM (uxCna)

198 My only current and immediate requirement is for moar ice.

Posted by: Miklos is ok, considering at November 03, 2024 10:43 PM (khrpa)

199
Dachshunds: more guts than sense.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2024 10:43 PM (EsZUh)

200 You guys have a guillotine yet?
Posted by: M. Robespierre at November 03, 2024 10:38 PM (JkO4W)

No.
But the neighbor has lots of acres and a backhoe.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2024 10:43 PM (W/lyH)

201 I'm sure the same government that was ignorant and authoritarian about Covid vaccines and the food pyramid would never be wrong about water additives like fluoride.

Posted by: Involuntarily Gay Frog at November 03, 2024 10:44 PM (aj2jn)

202 “Kamala did what she always does. She put her head down and she went to work.” - Doug Emhoff

🤣

Let this be the final scoop of dirt thrown on the grave of her campaign.
Posted by: mindful webworker

I doubt it. She's got almost two full days to make a fool of herself, yet.

Posted by: mikeski at November 03, 2024 10:44 PM (DgGvY)

203 @182

>>How desperate would you have to be to enlist in today's military, given its track record over the last 25 years and the inept and woke brass?

Well, with the majority of jobs going to immigrants and illegals, people gotta earn a living and vocation somehow.

So the military may be your only ticket out.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2024 10:44 PM (XV/Pl)

204 FEEL THE JOY:

It's the people that Make America Great Unity 2024
pic.twitter.com/26YxgpBbFA

- Nicole Shanahan (@NicoleShanahan) November 3, 2024

Posted at 8:41 pm by Glenn Reynolds

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2024 10:44 PM (0s6uJ)

205 185 So Canada and Australia have "horrible authoritarian regimes"?

How about France? OK - maybe France.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2024 10:36 PM (uxCna)

Canada had a woman Prime Minister, one Kim Campbell, who was as useless as teats on a boar hog. And she was a "conservative".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 10:41 PM (1v7/i)

Note, England's last Queen, who was the Legal Head of State, oversaw the greatest decrease in Power of Any Empire in History, during her lifetime.

Went from a World Wide Super Power, to a country that was invaded by Third World refugees to the point its own citizens, are now second class.

She was the Jimmy Carter of Queens.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 03, 2024 10:45 PM (QAkQ3)

206 Russia has been the only empire ruled by a strong woman.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 10:45 PM (3iuj+)

207 I experienced the lead picture today, only with 4 dogs. :-(
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 03, 2024 10:37 PM (a3Q+t)

I feel for ya.
We have 2, but they are larger than the wienie dogs.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 03, 2024 10:40 PM (QXQ4l)

=====

Back before our dogs passed, we would adjust their dinner time gradually over a couple of weeks leading up to DST.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2024 10:45 PM (xOnCy)

208 Hot enough for ya??

Someone at Insty's knockoff ONT reported that all of the hamassholes in the pickup truck parading the murdered woman have now been confirmed dead.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 03, 2024 10:46 PM (hovnC)

209 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 03, 2024 10:46 PM (1SAV0)

210 >>> 201 I'm sure the same government that was ignorant and authoritarian about Covid vaccines and the food pyramid would never be wrong about water additives like fluoride.
Posted by: Involuntarily Gay Frog at November 03, 2024 10:44 PM (aj2jn)

Trust us, we're SMAHHHHRRRT!!!

Posted by: EXPERTS! at November 03, 2024 10:46 PM (0s6uJ)

211 206 Russia has been the only empire ruled by a strong woman.
Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 10:45 PM (3iuj+)

--------

*cough*

Posted by: Queen Victoria at November 03, 2024 10:46 PM (hY4dx)

212 197 How desperate would you have to be to enlist in today's military, given its track record over the last 25 years and the inept and woke brass?

The Secretary of the Army said she didn't want recruits from traditional military families, and she is getting her wish.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2024 10:43 PM (uxCna)

Yet Our Betters who are Ivy League alums want to hire only Ivy League alums. If they didn't have double standards...

Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2024 10:47 PM (aBgBM)

213 Dachshunds run at a fairly high RPM because of their short legs, and all their parts sort of flop around in all sorts of different directions. It is comical at best and impossible to take them seriously at times, though they demand it. Very fine fellows and companions and good watchdogs.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 03, 2024 10:47 PM (hDaAc)

214 Let me be clear: These unnerving letters are unacceptable, and Maryland voters should know that their decision to vote this Election Day is entirely theirs to make.” Maryland Attorney General Anthony Brown

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Any time somebody leads with, "Let me be clear," I just automatically assume that what immediately follows is incredibly opaque bullshit.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 03, 2024 10:47 PM (QdGJh)

215 In 2024, a U.S. government study released by HHS found higher levels of fluoride exposure, such as drinking water containing more than 1.5 milligrams of fluoride per liter (which is the recommended safe limit set by the WHO), are associated with lower IQ in children.[21]

The level set up the government is .7mg/L but...what if you just drink twice as much water as the normal person?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2024 10:47 PM (oZhjI)

216 Kamala did what she always does. She put her head down and she went to work.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE SUCKED A LOT OF DICK TO GET WHERE SHE IS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 03, 2024 10:47 PM (gKWVE)

217
Yeah, but they were German. Does that count?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2024 10:39 PM (JkO4W)

_________

Tsars always married German princesses. Such that Nicholas II was about 1/256th Russian blood.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2024 10:48 PM (EsZUh)

218 So...where is the notion that it helps putting it in drinking water coming from exactly?
Posted by: 18-1
----

Children can metabolize it and it does strengthen the teeth but after a certain age you just piss it away. But the gel does work/help.

Posted by: Braenyard - they ain't kickin the can down the road anymore at November 03, 2024 10:48 PM (VMNzI)

219 208

'all of the hamassholes in the pickup truck parading the murdered woman have now been confirmed dead.'

Kudos to the Israelis for IDing those bastards and giving them their 'reward'

On that note, I'm off to bed.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 03, 2024 10:48 PM (3wi/L)

220 Poor Peanut

He was asalted.

Posted by: mnw at November 03, 2024 10:48 PM (NLIak)

221 >>> 217
Yeah, but they were German. Does that count?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2024 10:39 PM (JkO4W)

_________

Tsars always married German princesses. Such that Nicholas II was about 1/256th Russian blood.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2024 10:48 PM (EsZUh)

So he was 4 times as authentic as Fauxcohantas?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2024 10:49 PM (0s6uJ)

222 216 Kamala did what she always does. She put her head down and she went to work.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE SUCKED A LOT OF DICK TO GET WHERE SHE IS.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 03, 2024 10:47 PM (gKWVE)

***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 03, 2024 10:49 PM (QXQ4l)

223 What it's like when you do too many drugs and decided to watch Neverending Story on the DVD
youtu.be/xKvfK0g3YrI
In fact, all the drugs
Posted by: gKWVE

These AI vids remind me of the early days of computer-generated psychedelic kaleidoscopic test patterns. (Fellow ancients may recall.) Like moving wallpaper. Very pretty, but now can we put some story with them?

Posted by: mindful webworker - arfiticial intelliglance at November 03, 2024 10:49 PM (qY0mJ)

224
leave it to horrible authoritarian regimes in places such as Russia or China to refuse to let women near the top of most power structures.

======================

Cixi was pretty near the top of the power structure. If those Chinese movies are true, plenty of other women were, too, whether they were actually on the throne or sleeping with the guy who was on it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2024 10:49 PM (lCaJd)

225
Oh, and Jiang Qing in China.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2024 10:50 PM (lCaJd)

226 205 I don’t think that you can blame Liz II for the fall of Britain. As the world’s largest empire, its dismemberment was bound to be a messy affair, even without the shoves off the cliff applied by Schickelgruber and Tojo.

Elizabeth at least was gracious, and largely respected by her former colonies.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 03, 2024 10:50 PM (v6JzV)

227 Victoria inherited and presided. Not the same.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 10:51 PM (3iuj+)

228 Apropos of nothing, ciabatta buns make excellent grilled cheese sammiches.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 10:51 PM (1v7/i)

229 All those little duchies, principalities, bishoprics and free cities of the Holy Roman Empire maintained an output of princesses that was enough to supply the needs of all the crowned heads of Europe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2024 10:52 PM (hY4dx)

230 204 FEEL THE JOY:

It's the people that Make America Great Unity 2024
pic.twitter.com/26YxgpBbFA

- Nicole Shanahan (@NicoleShanahan) November 3, 2024

Posted at 8:41 pm by Glenn Reynolds
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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Don't take this the wrong way but I'm infatuated.

Posted by: Braenyard - they ain't kickin the can down the road anymore at November 03, 2024 10:52 PM (VMNzI)

231 Good evening, garbage & deplorable people.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 03, 2024 10:53 PM (Aqu9a)

232
Good evening, garbage & deplorable people.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 03, 2024 10:53 PM (Aqu9a)

_________

*picks teeth with pinkie extended*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2024 10:54 PM (EsZUh)

233 Russia has been the only empire ruled by a strong woman.

==

Except there was also Maria Theresa who ruled the Austro Hungarian Empire and the Holy Roman Empire. I am not even going to start with ancient China and Empress Wu Zeitan.

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 10:54 PM (V13WU)

234 My mom turns 106 on November 7, her routine includes a sip or two of Cabernet Sauvignon every day. I buy a 4 pack of those mini Sutter Home bottles every week or two. She is really quite remarkable.

Posted by: Giles Overreach at November 03, 2024 10:54 PM (rcnBO)

235 The low-key jokes in the background on the show Mob Psycho are amazing.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 03, 2024 10:55 PM (lhenN)

236 and Kamala
East Lansing, MI

Guess Kammie's SNL appearance tired her out.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2024 10:16 PM (uxCna)

I just worry it'll be like 2020, they hid Biden, and we all joked, but they knew that it didn't matter since they had 4-5 million votes seeded within important states.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 03, 2024 10:55 PM (lD2bh)

237 https://tinyurl.com/wxemujhw

Taize community chant- "My soul is at rest in God alone ."

Based on Psalm 62. I think I will be singing this a lot over the next couple of days. Good night, all

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 03, 2024 10:55 PM (QUTU/)

238 I turned 29 today.
Well, actually 29 x 2.5517241 per my calculator.
Evening Horde.
Posted by: Winston

Hm. My calculator makes that 73.9999989. Precisely.

Gonna have to carefully measure that last candle.

Happy calculated birthday.

Posted by: mindful webworker - arfiticial intelliglance at November 03, 2024 10:55 PM (qY0mJ)

239 Hatshepsut.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2024 10:55 PM (hY4dx)

240 Re: Peanut

The case gets even more grotesque and depraved.

As the armed DEC officers took apart Longo's home over five hours, they interrogated his wife on her immigration status since she is a legal immigrant from Germany.

You read that right, they were worried over a legal immigrant.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2024 10:56 PM (VDiWY)

241 Dachshunds are very, very good dogs. They raffled off a weener dog Miniature black & tan female at a hockey game and my brother won, about 1972 or something like that. Sweetest dog ever, and pretty fearless too.
Posted by: Common Tater

I have a year old mini black and tan boy. He's a little stinker but I love him.

Posted by: Tuna at November 03, 2024 10:56 PM (oaGWv)

242 212 197 How desperate would you have to be to enlist in today's military, given its track record over the last 25 years and the inept and woke brass?

The Secretary of the Army said she didn't want recruits from traditional military families, and she is getting her wish.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2024 10:43 PM (uxCna)

Yet Our Betters who are Ivy League alums want to hire only Ivy League alums. If they didn't have double standards...
Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2024 10:47 PM (aBgBM
GOD help is if we have to fight a war, much less win one.

Posted by: Eromero at November 03, 2024 10:57 PM (LHPAg)

243 Russia has been the only empire ruled by a strong woman.

¿Que?

Posted by: Isabella at November 03, 2024 10:57 PM (gKWVE)

244 Women shouldn't be leaders of societies. It gets turned upside down when they are.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 10:57 PM (3iuj+)

245 Well, I succeeded in getting the transmission out of the crippled '99 Suburban this afternoon. It is completely clear of the vehicle, but still perched precariously on my ersatz transmission jack, which is a plastic milk crate perched on top of a steel oil drum riding on a hydraulic lift platform cart. Worked real well, too. Not the first go-round for that team.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 10:58 PM (1v7/i)

246 220 Poor Peanut

He was asalted.
Posted by: mnw at November 03, 2024 10:48 PM (NLIak)

Lucky the Feds did not call in Artillery... to..

Shell the place...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 03, 2024 10:58 PM (QAkQ3)

247 the trolling has begun. I thought Sundays were troll free nights.

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 10:58 PM (V13WU)

248 229 All those little duchies, principalities, bishoprics and free cities of the Holy Roman Empire maintained an output of princesses that was enough to supply the needs of all the crowned heads of Europe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2024 10:52 PM (hY4dx)

Napoleon's second wife, Marie-Louise, was a Habsburg Austrian princess (technically an Archduchess). She was 18 when she wed Napoleon.

Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2024 10:58 PM (aBgBM)

249
Except there was also Maria Theresa who ruled the Austro Hungarian Empire and the Holy Roman Empire.

_________

*polite cough*
Her husband Francis was Holy Roman Emperor.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2024 10:58 PM (EsZUh)

250 Hatshepsut.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2024 10:55 PM (hY4dx)

Gesundheit!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 10:59 PM (1v7/i)

251 >>My mom turns 106 on November 7

Congratulations to both of you.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2024 10:59 PM (LkLld)

252 >>> 240 Re: Peanut

The case gets even more grotesque and depraved.

As the armed DEC officers took apart Longo's home over five hours, they interrogated his wife on her immigration status since she is a legal immigrant from Germany.

You read that right, they were worried over a legal immigrant.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2024 10:56 PM (VDiWY)

What I love about this part is that many states don't allow their police officers to ask anyone about their immigration status...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2024 10:59 PM (0s6uJ)

253 As the armed DEC officers took apart Longo's home over five hours, they interrogated his wife on her immigration status since she is a legal immigrant from Germany.

Demonstration of power.

When the Nazis took over Germany in 1933, one very effective technique they used was to take potential dissidents, and throw them into a concentration camp - but only for a couple of weeks.

When the dissidents came out of the camp, they tended to be very quiet and apolitical afterwards.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2024 10:59 PM (uxCna)

254 234 Wow! Happy Birthday to Her!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 03, 2024 10:59 PM (v6JzV)

255 234 My mom turns 106 on November 7, her routine includes a sip or two of Cabernet Sauvignon every day. I buy a 4 pack of those mini Sutter Home bottles every week or two. She is really quite remarkable.
Posted by: Giles Overreach at November 03, 2024 10:54 PM (rcnBO)

That is awesome.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 03, 2024 11:00 PM (QXQ4l)

256 240 Re: Peanut

The case gets even more grotesque and depraved.

As the armed DEC officers took apart Longo's home over five hours, they interrogated his wife on her immigration status since she is a legal immigrant from Germany.

You read that right, they were worried over a legal immigrant.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2024 10:56 PM (VDiWY)

We really need to know what Judge signed off on this...

They HAD to have a Warrant... for.. a... Squirrel?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 03, 2024 11:00 PM (QAkQ3)

257 Judge Boris Badanov

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2024 11:01 PM (VDiWY)

258 They HAD to have a Warrant... for.. a... Squirrel?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 03, 2024 11:00 PM (QAkQ3)

It was a mental health warrant...had to commit him to the Nut house.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 11:01 PM (1v7/i)

259 When the Nazis took over Germany in 1933, one very effective technique they used was to take potential dissidents, and throw them into a concentration camp - but only for a couple of weeks.

When the dissidents came out of the camp, they tended to be very quiet and apolitical afterwards.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2024 10:59 PM (uxCna)

The video ad from last week of Kamala bragging about how, with a swipe of her pen, she could charge people, essentially ruin their lives, then drop the charges...

as she cackled... wish every voter could see that ad... was from RFK's people

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 03, 2024 11:02 PM (QAkQ3)

260 Our Israeli poster ("Biden's dog ... malarkey", etc.) already knows this, I'm sure:

In terms of being viciously anti-Trump, the Jerusalem Post and the Times of Israel could both give the our own leftwing media a run for their money.

Yet polls published in both papers show that appx 75% of Israelis (IIRC) favor Trump over Harris.

Posted by: mnw at November 03, 2024 11:02 PM (NLIak)

261 Elizabeth I was probably the best female ruler in history, followed by Maggie Thatcher.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 03, 2024 11:02 PM (v6JzV)

262 255 234 My mom turns 106 on November 7, her routine includes a sip or two of Cabernet Sauvignon every day. I buy a 4 pack of those mini Sutter Home bottles every week or two. She is really quite remarkable.

---------

That Sutter Home shit will either kill you or make you stronger. Mom must be a tough old bird.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2024 11:02 PM (hY4dx)

263 Just a good ole' squirrel
Never meaning no harm
Beats all you ever saw
Got in trouble with the law
Over nothing at all.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 03, 2024 11:02 PM (Aqu9a)

264 Tala Smith @Tala_NoExcuses Nov 2
A few potential reasons:
Missing limbs
Birds with lack of flight
Loss of vision or hearing
Predators unable to hunt sufficiently
Prey unable to evade predators
Failure to thrive due to health deficits
Captivity-raised lack of survival instincts
Conditions requiring ongoing medication

This RAID involved making the victims sit outside their home for 5 hours while these maniacs tore up everything. They were denied the right to call legal counsel. Feds went thru closets, leaving a complete mess. They broke soap bottles in the bathroom. They took apart the man’s TOILET upon escorting him before he could use it because apparently there could be some important squirrel propaganda hidden in there (I’m assuming in the tank). 😒 Please make it make sense.

They further questioned his wife’s immigration status (Germany), in spite of her having all necessary docs & ID.

Because these psychos descended unannounced & hunted down these ordinarily docile rescues in their normally peaceful home, somebody supposedly got bitten. They used that as justification for killing them to examine brain tissue for signs of rabies.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 03, 2024 11:02 PM (hovnC)

265 Tala Smith @Tala_NoExcuses Nov 2
A few potential reasons:
Missing limbs
Birds with lack of flight
Loss of vision or hearing
Predators unable to hunt sufficiently
Prey unable to evade predators
Failure to thrive due to health deficits
Captivity-raised lack of survival instincts
Conditions requiring ongoing medication

This RAID involved making the victims sit outside their home for 5 hours while these maniacs tore up everything. They were denied the right to call legal counsel. Feds went thru closets, leaving a complete mess. They broke soap bottles in the bathroom. They took apart the man’s TOILET upon escorting him before he could use it because apparently there could be some important squirrel propaganda hidden in there (I’m assuming in the tank). 😒 Please make it make sense.

They further questioned his wife’s immigration status (Germany), in spite of her having all necessary docs & ID.

Because these psychos descended unannounced & hunted down these ordinarily docile rescues in their normally peaceful home, somebody supposedly got bitten. They used that as justification for killing them to examine brain tissue for signs of rabies.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 03, 2024 11:03 PM (hovnC)

266 The video ad from last week of Kamala bragging about how, with a swipe of her pen, she could charge people, essentially ruin their lives, then drop the charges...

as she cackled... wish every voter could see that ad... was from RFK's people
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 03, 2024 11:02 PM (QAkQ3)

that was scary

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 11:03 PM (V13WU)

267 257 Judge Boris Badanov
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2024 11:01 PM (VDiWY)

OK... now I have to clean rum off me keyboard...

Well played.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 03, 2024 11:03 PM (QAkQ3)

268 Tala Smith @Tala_NoExcuses Nov 2
(Let’s be clear… they were observed putting on gloves. Was anyone ACTUALLY bitten?)

What’s really going on here?

We all want to know.

If you are thinking, “It’s just a squirrel “, look at your pets. Do it right now. Why do you think you are exempt from over-reach like this, & what’s different from your dog or cat?

WHAT???

I am a feline rescuer. I’ve also rescued other animals to either be rehab-released, or homed as appropriate. I have been doing this most of my life, in fact. Birds, including a baby hummingbird once. Rabbits. Lizards. Snakes. Dogs. What’s the difference, I ask you. This is NOT about permits. He had the paperwork. Signed. It was in final process.

Why do Feds have the time & resources for one MF squirrel that’s not bothering anybody? If they need something to do, I have a few suggestions. Some legit tasks first… and a couple of impolite instructions after that.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 03, 2024 11:03 PM (hovnC)

269 The only ones with rabies in this case all work for the state.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2024 11:03 PM (VDiWY)

270 Tala Smith @Tala_NoExcuses Nov 2
I usually try to avoid posting things that end up in the political arena, but here we are. This is as far as I’m concerned a bipartisan concern anyway, so today I am speaking up. NONE of us should be ok with this type of abusive home invasion. Do you want to be treated like a criminal, like a drug dealer, on your own property.. when you have done nothing harmful to anyone? I’m absolutely certain that I don’t.

AS a rescuer MYSELF, this hits hard. I’ve had tragic abuses committed by other organizations that I had to then correct & be the responsible party - costing me hundreds in the aftermath, plus deciding under duress of the situation to adopt as a result. Over the lifetime of a pet, that’s thousands. I continue to do this, in spite of not having a donation for it in 4 years. So to me, it’s an important issue. We talk all the time about being responsible citizens, but when it comes to actually demonstrating it, who steps up? In my neighborhood, it’s just me. Out of pocket.

So YEAH… #JusticeForPeanut
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One correction: it was NYS and not the Feds responsible.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 03, 2024 11:04 PM (hovnC)

271
It was a mental health warrant...had to commit him to the Nut house.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 11:01 PM (1v7/i)

________

For a while it was Rocky.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2024 11:04 PM (EsZUh)

272 256 240 Re: Peanut

The case gets even more grotesque and depraved.

As the armed DEC officers took apart Longo's home over five hours, they interrogated his wife on her immigration status since she is a legal immigrant from Germany.

You read that right, they were worried over a legal immigrant.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2024 10:56 PM (VDiWY)

We really need to know what Judge signed off on this...

They HAD to have a Warrant... for.. a... Squirrel?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 03, 2024 11:00 PM (QAkQ3)

Amendment V
"No person shall...be deprived of life, liberty, or property without due process of law..."

Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2024 11:04 PM (aBgBM)

273 Elizabeth I was probably the best female ruler in history, followed by Maggie Thatcher.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 03, 2024 11:02 PM (v6JzV)

History is very long. Do we count Cleopatra ? Or Hatshepsut ??

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 11:04 PM (V13WU)

274 >>> The Pentagon is using a pilot program to shed a longstanding list of medical conditions that have prevented individuals from joining the military for decades.

First of these was removal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" by globohomo puppet Obama. After that sucking up, brown nosing, ass kissing, etc. take on new more literal meanings.*

*More of reverting to the old ways where homo commanders abuse the underlings. The reason it was banned in the first place.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 03, 2024 11:04 PM (/lPRQ)

275 266 The video ad from last week of Kamala bragging about how, with a swipe of her pen, she could charge people, essentially ruin their lives, then drop the charges...

---------

She is perfectly suited to join our current version of a Ruling Elite.

Cruelty, just for the enjoyment of inflicting it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2024 11:05 PM (hY4dx)

276 (shared earlier) NY SDEC head looks about like you would expect:
https://x.com/Oilfield_Rando
/status
/1852822272957944044

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2024 11:05 PM (0s6uJ)

277 261 Elizabeth I was probably the best female ruler in history, followed by Maggie Thatcher.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 03, 2024 11:02 PM (v6JzV)

Golda Meir.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 03, 2024 11:05 PM (QAkQ3)

278 Napoleon's second wife, Marie-Louise, was a Habsburg Austrian princess (technically an Archduchess). She was 18 when she wed Napoleon.
Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2024 10:58 PM (aBgBM)

***

Yuck! I hate old women!

Posted by: Mohammed at November 03, 2024 11:06 PM (FC8SQ)

279 the trolling has begun. I thought Sundays were troll free nights.

Speaking as a lifelong Republican, I must confess that we are doomed.

The new Iowa poll shows that Trump will lose the entire Midwest, the Democrats have millions of ballots ready to be used in the swing states, and frankly, the enthusiasm for Kamala among ordinary Americans is off the charts.

At this point, there isn't any point in voting, really.

Accept your fate, rather than rail against things that you can't affect.

Posted by: A Lifelong Republican! at November 03, 2024 11:06 PM (uxCna)

280 "Gold standard" poller Selzer doesn't understand what the D an R represent in her own cross tabs.

https://t.ly/yEmlW

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 03, 2024 11:06 PM (lUFok)

281 I don’t remember where I read about this, but you can take a standard camcorder type video camera and run it through a big TV, and then face the camera back into the TV screen. It’s called “Video Feedback”. Ya have to maybe mess around with brightness and contrast, focus, and distance to induce it, but you’ll know it when you get there. Like a kaleidoscope of colors and weird shapes.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 03, 2024 11:06 PM (hDaAc)

282 That "Love your neighbor" column, article, whatever.
I am so tired of these "inspiring" stories when leftards discover that maybe, possibly, perhaps Conservatives/Christians/Republicans/Trump supports are human after all. And that we have families and are educated and work hard and yes, we actually try to practice the Love your Neighbor thing. Interesting how she discovered this by accident, right, when she moved into what she considered enemy territory, and whaddya know, people there were kind and not judgmental and helped one another. And I loved the part where she took that kindness and didn't feel bad for doing so, even though she thought of those people as "Other". I am so over the left.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at November 03, 2024 11:06 PM (1TzeS)

283
My mom turns 106 on November 7, her routine includes a sip or two of Cabernet Sauvignon every day. I buy a 4 pack of those mini Sutter Home bottles every week or two. She is really quite remarkable.
Posted by: Giles Overreach

==================

Amazing. How's her mental and physical fitness?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2024 11:06 PM (lCaJd)

284
Why do Feds have the time & resources for one MF squirrel that’s not bothering anybody?

Because the government at both the federal and state level is awash with cash and needs excuses to use it.

If the NY DEC had resources to pull off this raid it can easily do its just with its funding cut in half.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2024 11:07 PM (oZhjI)

285 My mom turns 106 on November 7, her routine includes a sip or two of Cabernet Sauvignon every day. I buy a 4 pack of those mini Sutter Home bottles every week or two. She is really quite remarkable.
Posted by: Giles Overreach
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That is very cool. HBD to you mom.

Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2024 11:07 PM (41CYW)

286 Fucking character limit.

Here's the thread with background/info on the raid.
https://is.gd/MYcnhI

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 03, 2024 11:08 PM (hovnC)

287 I want to know the name of the Karen in Texas that called New York about a squirrel and a racoon. I don't care if she's doxxed and run out if town. I want her living under a bridge forever. She needs to be named and shamed.

Posted by: Megthered at November 03, 2024 11:08 PM (mAWUX)

288 Romeo13

I thought it was pretty obvious

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2024 11:08 PM (VDiWY)

289 That is very cool. HBD to you mom.
Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2024 11:07 PM (41CYW)

Likewise from me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 11:08 PM (1v7/i)

290 279

Speaking of Trolls...

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 03, 2024 11:09 PM (TDvv2)

291 Napoleon's second wife, Marie-Louise, was a Habsburg Austrian princess (technically an Archduchess). She was 18 when she wed Napoleon.

Napoleon thought that marrying Marie-Louise would keep Austria from going to war against him in the future.

He guessed wrong.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2024 11:09 PM (uxCna)

292 83 Hey, Tonypete, Nurse, Doof, Hrothgar, Ciampino…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 03, 2024 10:24 PM (v6JzV)
--
Hey everybody!!

Posted by: Ciampino - what about fractions eh? at November 03, 2024 11:09 PM (i0xsb)

293 >>> 287 I want to know the name of the Karen in Texas that called New York about a squirrel and a racoon. I don't care if she's doxxed and run out if town. I want her living under a bridge forever. She needs to be named and shamed.
Posted by: Megthered at November 03, 2024 11:08 PM (mAWUX)

She has been named and it's reported that she dropped all social media. I have not seen any identification of the 10 (?) ijits who went all commando to save NY from a deadly tree rat.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2024 11:10 PM (0s6uJ)

294 Napoleon thought that marrying Marie-Louise would keep Austria from going to war against him in the future.

---------

He also needed an heir with a more prestigious pedigree than Bonaparte.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2024 11:10 PM (hY4dx)

295 273 Cleopatra whored herself out to the Romans. Hatshepsut? Pfft. The ancient Egyptian culture, for all of its achievements, was obsessed with death. It deserved the death it got after passing on its knowledge to others.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 03, 2024 11:10 PM (v6JzV)

296 Anna Puma,
You're awesome.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 03, 2024 11:11 PM (f5+z9)

297 Amendment V
"No person shall...be deprived of life, liberty, or property without due process of law..."
Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2024 11:04 PM (aBgBM)

Wildlife law is often weird and bypasses normal Constitutional protections. Like in TN, where wildlife officers claim the right to trespass on your property and put up cameras without a warrant.

Posted by: Mohammed at November 03, 2024 11:11 PM (FC8SQ)

298 275

She's full of skit, too.

I've worked in a big city prosecutor's office, & that's just not how people get charged, absent special circumstances such as risk of flight or danger to the community.

She has delusions of dark grandeur. It would be like a POTUS saying, "I can launch a nuclear attack on any country in the world, all by myself, with one phone call."

There's a bit more to it, as a practical matter.

Posted by: mnw at November 03, 2024 11:11 PM (NLIak)

299 "Gold standard" poller Selzer doesn't understand what the D an R represent in her own cross tabs.

Hey, it's one last really big payday before I retire!

Posted by: Selzer! at November 03, 2024 11:11 PM (uxCna)

300 The FY 2023 Executive Budget recommends appropriations of $6.2 billion for DEC, reflecting an increase of $4.3 billion from FY 2022. The preponderance of the increase is attributable to the postponement of the public referendum vote on the Environmental Bond Act from 2021 to 2022. The Executive Budget recommends a workforce level of 3,108 FTEs for DEC, .

I assume this is the level of funding they went with but it is hard to verify. If correct they've exploded the budget. And...over 3,000 people working in the agency? No wonder they had bored do nothings ready to go squirrel killing.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2024 11:11 PM (oZhjI)

301 294 Napoleon thought that marrying Marie-Louise would keep Austria from going to war against him in the future.

---------

He also needed an heir with a more prestigious pedigree than Bonaparte.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2024 11:10 PM (hY4dx)

He wanted a male heir and Josephine was not delivering (pun intended)

Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2024 11:11 PM (aBgBM)

302 287 I want to know the name of the Karen in Texas that called New York about a squirrel and a racoon. I don't care if she's doxxed and run out if town. I want her living under a bridge forever. She needs to be named and shamed.
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Allegedly she was pissed that a squirrel had more popular social media sites than she did.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 03, 2024 11:12 PM (hovnC)

303 295 273 Cleopatra whored herself out to the Romans. Hatshepsut? Pfft. The ancient Egyptian culture, for all of its achievements, was obsessed with death. It deserved the death it got after passing on its knowledge to others.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 03, 2024 11:10 PM (v6JzV)

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Empress Irene was a peach. Look her up. She comes from your neck of the woods.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2024 11:12 PM (hY4dx)

304 Clownfish TV has covered the Peanut and Fred case.

Geeky Sparkle is ill but she was righteously enraged and cussing. Before breaking down in tears.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2024 11:12 PM (VDiWY)

305 Got sidetracked listening to a concert by Two Steps From Hell. Very nice and I'm only halfway through.

If interested
https://youtu.be/b04dYE0LP9M

Posted by: Ciampino -Well, what about fractions? at November 03, 2024 11:12 PM (i0xsb)

306 My mom turns 106 on November 7, her routine includes a sip or two of Cabernet Sauvignon every day. I buy a 4 pack of those mini Sutter Home bottles every week or two. She is really quite remarkable.
Posted by: Giles Overreach

Can I get her number?

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at November 03, 2024 11:12 PM (Aqu9a)

307 the trolling has begun. I thought Sundays were troll free nights.
Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 10:58 PM (V13WU)

Define a troll. Beyond thougts that make you uncomfortable.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 11:13 PM (3iuj+)

308 Heinz hot dog commercial.
https://tinyurl.com/ybwj2xdc
Posted by: Stateless

It's not funny! They're eating the dogs!

Posted by: mindful webworker - and killing the squirrels at November 03, 2024 11:13 PM (qY0mJ)

309 "Gold standard" poller Selzer doesn't understand what the D an R represent in her own cross tabs.

https://t.ly/yEmlW
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 03, 2024 11:06 PM (lUFok)

I heard that he was going to interview her about the poll. She does not seem to know what the fk is going on.

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 11:13 PM (V13WU)

310 Nurse

What am I awesome for now?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2024 11:14 PM (VDiWY)

311
Well that's just great. I found a generator for my grandma that basically we could all use in the event that Harris wins and China takes out the California power grid (or that the California power grid just browns out like Cuba) and of course...

the model is banned in California because it contains "styrene," which is "known to cause cancer."

I'm thinking of having it delivered to Uncle Jim in Yuma and bringing it in. I wonder if that would work. The only thing they ask about coming back into California is fresh produce.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2024 11:14 PM (lCaJd)

312 Evening.

My mother got one of those "we'll know if you don't vote" things in the mail. Man, that is some sleazeball shit.

Regarding the "Trump voter's humanity...". Isn't that just the fucking thing about the left? They so readily believe that their opponents are simply not human beings at all. That's a good way to define leftism. "A leftist is someone who believes that they're a human being and non-leftists are not." It's the kind of backasswards thinking you see in primitive religions and cultures where the guys wrap a giant stick around their dicks and dance around.

Posted by: Robert at November 03, 2024 11:14 PM (Ee3i1)

313 303 Well, she was impressive enough for Charlemagne to consider marriage to her. But, no.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 03, 2024 11:15 PM (v6JzV)

314 Also, I think the fluoride thing is overblown. Does anyone drink tap water? It mostly tastes like shit. Everyone buys bottled water.

Posted by: Robert at November 03, 2024 11:15 PM (Ee3i1)

315 262 That Sutter Home shit will either kill you or make you stronger. Mom must be a tough old bird.

Indeed she is. She’s all there mentally and still gets around with help but really is OK with, as she says “wrapping the whole show up whenever the Lord decides”.

Posted by: Giles Overreach at November 03, 2024 11:16 PM (rcnBO)

316 Robert

Get your Macross Plus set yet? Or did your sibling sell it on eBay.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2024 11:16 PM (VDiWY)

317 >>> 257 Judge Boris Badanov
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2024 11:01 PM (VDiWY)

Boris, you fool! Where is Moose? Now he will seek revenge!!!

Posted by: Natasha Fatale at November 03, 2024 11:16 PM (0s6uJ)

318 Those cross-tabs look crazy ! D+35 (vs 2020 reality of ) D+6 ??

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 11:16 PM (V13WU)

319
they had 4-5 million votes seeded within important states.
Posted by: Rbastid

==============

I think this year it's going to be different.

Kamala on Tuesday.
Lawsuits on Wednesday.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2024 11:17 PM (lCaJd)

320 Define a troll. Beyond thougts that make you uncomfortable.

Speaking as a lifelong Republican, the fact that all my posts are calculated to induce despair, lethargy, and hopelessness in Trump supporters does not prove that I am being funded by Pierre Omidyar!

(It's Alex Soros, actually.)

Posted by: A Lifelong Republican! at November 03, 2024 11:17 PM (uxCna)

321 the model is banned in California because it contains "styrene," which is "known to cause cancer."

I'm thinking of having it delivered to Uncle Jim in Yuma and bringing it in. I wonder if that would work. The only thing they ask about coming back into California is fresh produce.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2024 11:14 PM (lCaJd)

Everything causes cancer here. Except air, and we're sure about that. Avoid breathing, except when absolutely necessary.

Posted by: California at November 03, 2024 11:17 PM (1v7/i)

322 Whenever the SoCal Famous "Santa Ana Winds" do blow in hard and cold from the NE, I remember when I was a kid getting blown into the playground fencing at school one morning during recess along with 20 or so of my fellow students in 5th grade. We all thought it exciting fun (at least I did) but the teachers ran out in a panic trying to peel us all off the fence and drag us back into the classrooms.

memories.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 03, 2024 11:17 PM (TDvv2)

323 314 Also, I think the fluoride thing is overblown. Does anyone drink tap water? It mostly tastes like shit. Everyone buys bottled water.
Posted by: Robert at November 03, 2024 11:15 PM (Ee3i1)

Yeah, but I do cook with it... and lots of cooking boils the water off, leaving any chemicals behind.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 03, 2024 11:18 PM (QAkQ3)

324 What’s this about a dead squirrel and raccoon? What do you think they do with the bodies when they’re done testing for rabies?

Posted by: Hungry Hungry Haitians at November 03, 2024 11:18 PM (FC8SQ)

325 I want to know the name of the Karen in Texas that called New York about a squirrel and a racoon. I don't care if she's doxxed and run out if town. I want her living under a bridge forever. She needs to be named and shamed.
Posted by: Megthered at November 03, 2024 11:08 PM (mAWUX)

Fucking chumps. That poor guy. I feel terrible for him

Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 03, 2024 11:18 PM (WF/xn)

326 ..Senior Men she has R+2 vs 2020 R+32 ??? Where the fk did she get the sample ?

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 11:18 PM (V13WU)

327 Polls are for strippers. Sorry, I’m with TJM on this.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 03, 2024 11:18 PM (v6JzV)

328 After the last week of over the top doom I can’t wait to see what the MSM comes up for the final day. Something like Trump threatens to nuke the US if he loses.

Posted by: Ripley at November 03, 2024 11:19 PM (PTDkx)

329 memories.
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 03, 2024 11:17 PM (TDvv2)

Yeah... Calif Central Valley... we used to get winds with gusts in the 70 MPH category... back in the 70's.

Now people freak out about 30 MPH gusts.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 03, 2024 11:19 PM (QAkQ3)

330 French soldiers used to refer to raw recruits as "Marie Theresas," i.e., clueless new guys who got drafted after Napoleon married the Austrian princess.

Posted by: mnw at November 03, 2024 11:19 PM (NLIak)

331 since they had 4-5 million votes seeded within important states.

==

gosh , not even! it was slightly over 80K across 4 states that made Biden happen

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 11:20 PM (V13WU)

332 >>Define a troll.

I know one when I see one.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2024 11:20 PM (LkLld)

333 He wanted a male heir and Josephine was not delivering (pun intended)
Posted by: Gref at November 03, 2024 11:11 PM (aBgBM)

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FUN FACT: The heir Napoleon got was Napoleon II, who became the lowly Duke of Reichstadt raised in the Habsburg court. Although he died in his early 20's, rumor has it that before he went he impregnated the wife of Archduke Otto of Austria.

The result was Archduke Maximilian, who was eventually trundled off to rule Mexico in the anti-Republican fiasco concocted by Napoleon III.

Just a rumor though.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2024 11:21 PM (hY4dx)

334 Trump overwhelmingly wins Tuesday night.

How many psychotic breaks will we witness live on TV?

How many blue enclaves will self-immolate?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2024 11:21 PM (VDiWY)

335 Something like Trump threatens to nuke the US if he loses.

Speaking as a lifelong Republican, it is now evident that Trump is the literal Antichrist.

Rachel Maddow will be explaining this tomorrow.

Posted by: A Lifelong Republican! at November 03, 2024 11:21 PM (uxCna)

336 234 My mom turns 106 on November 7, her routine includes a sip or two of Cabernet Sauvignon every day. I buy a 4 pack of those mini Sutter Home bottles every week or two. She is really quite remarkable.
Posted by: Giles Overreach
..................
👏!!! My grandmother lived till 101.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 03, 2024 11:21 PM (1SAV0)

337 vdoggeh was very sad that dinner was late today

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 03, 2024 11:21 PM (gDlxJ)

338 I think they based 2016 on Romney/MCCain turnout and exit polling for Rs. An had a big miss.

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 11:22 PM (V13WU)

339 How many blue enclaves will self-immolate?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2024 11:21 PM (VDiWY)

All of them? (he asks hopefully)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 11:22 PM (1v7/i)

340 Ask me about my mother.
Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 11:13 PM (3iuj+)

I'd really rather not, bro.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 03, 2024 11:22 PM (gKWVE)

341 Get your Macross Plus set yet? Or did your sibling sell it on eBay.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2024 11:16 PM (VDiWY)

DON'T GIVE HER ANY IDEAS!!!!!!!!!!!

Er, Alas, I haven't gotten it yet. I need to be within spitting distance to either grab an Uber to her place or bribe her daughter to bring it to whatever truck stop I land at.

Oh, i just finished listening to Kirsche and another anime girl get shitfaced on Buzz Balls and sing terrible karaoke. I've gone too far down the rabbit hole. I don't think I'm ever going to escape.

Posted by: Robert at November 03, 2024 11:22 PM (Ee3i1)

342 Cannot even flip through TV channels without Moron mind. Wrath of Khan, Bourne, and yes.... Die Hard.

Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2024 11:23 PM (41CYW)

343 ..Senior Men she has R+2 vs 2020 R+32 ??? Where the fk did she get the sample ?
Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 11:18 PM (V13WU)

I showed her how to splice in some bristle cone pine tree ring data.

Posted by: Michael E. Mann, Climate Scientist at November 03, 2024 11:23 PM (Aqu9a)

344 Marie-Louises

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 03, 2024 11:23 PM (hovnC)

345 They HAD to have a Warrant... for.. a... Squirrel?

It’s better than that. The raid was set off by a woman who was furious that a squirrel had more followers on Instagram than her. She called the state agency and told them it was foaming and biting people after bragging to her friends that she was getting rid of it.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2024 11:24 PM (QZThv)

346 Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 03, 2024 10:47 PM

How would we ever get along without good ol' Ben's clarifications?

Posted by: mindful webworker - funny because at November 03, 2024 11:24 PM (qY0mJ)

347 If the other VTuber has rabbit ears that is Pippa. Blond one, that is probably Fillian.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2024 11:24 PM (VDiWY)

348 Also, I think the fluoride thing is overblown. Does anyone drink tap water? It mostly tastes like shit. Everyone buys bottled water.
Posted by: Robert at November 03, 2024 11:15 PM (Ee3i1)

A lot of bottled water is just tap water. Most bottled water contains fluoride. And most people drink tap water primarily.

It’s been well-known within the EPA and FDA for decades that water fluoridation drops IQ a few points. They’ve been fighting lawsuits for many years to keep from disclosing what they know.

Posted by: Hungry Hungry Haitians at November 03, 2024 11:24 PM (FC8SQ)

349 Tina Louises > Marie-Louises

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2024 11:24 PM (hY4dx)

350 Geez Louise. According to Fox tonight Kamala is ahead everywhere. So—Americans are wanting more of what we have had for the past four years? Unbelievable!

Posted by: AnnaS at November 03, 2024 11:25 PM (FnSbk)

351 She’s all there mentally and still gets around with help but really is OK with, as she says “wrapping the whole show up whenever the Lord decides”.
Posted by: Giles Overreach
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This made me smile. Thanks for sharing.

Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2024 11:25 PM (41CYW)

352 Brunette with what looks to be horse ears, that is Rima.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2024 11:26 PM (VDiWY)

353 When I get the heebie-jeebies about Tuesday, I read Rich Baris on X. (Big Data; People's Pundit.)

He's very persuasive that Trump will be OK, & he updates his X posts frequently. If I go to RCP all the time, like a rat pressing the food pellet bar, I rarely see anything new.

Posted by: mnw at November 03, 2024 11:26 PM (NLIak)

354 The MFM is in high dudgeon because Trump just said it’s ok if someone shoots at him again as long as they hit the media.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2024 11:26 PM (QZThv)

355 There were historical figures more murderous than Hitler.

Funny how Democrats never refer to them.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 11:26 PM (3iuj+)

356 >>> 350 Geez Louise. According to Fox tonight Kamala is ahead everywhere. So—Americans are wanting more of what we have had for the past four years? Unbelievable!
Posted by: AnnaS at November 03, 2024 11:25 PM (FnSbk)

We're calling Arizona for Kamala Harris.

Posted by: Also Fox News at November 03, 2024 11:26 PM (0s6uJ)

357 Jean François Cary - 'Jingus Khaaaannnn!!!???

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2024 11:27 PM (VDiWY)

358 "Gold standard" poller Selzer doesn't understand what the D an R represent in her own cross tabs.
https://t.ly/yEmlW
Posted by: Blanco Basura

So she "adjusts" her sample +11 towards the D's vs the actual 2020 election results..... and finds the whore with a measly +3 lead?

Posted by: mikeski at November 03, 2024 11:27 PM (DgGvY)

359 Goodnight, Folks. Thank you listening to my various subcoherent ramblings.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 03, 2024 11:28 PM (v6JzV)

360 The Emerson Iowa poll says

Both female and male voters in Iowa support Trump, women by a five-point margin, 51% to 46%, and men by a significant 17-point margin, 56% to 39%, Spencer Kimball, executive director of Emerson College Polling, said. Trump also leads among independents, 53% to 36%.

Since there are significantly more Rs then Ds, and more independents then Rs in Iowa Kamala can't afford to lose independents by 15 points and come even close.

Now is Emerson right? Who knows. But their crosstabs make sense.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2024 11:30 PM (oZhjI)

361 I have 438 credits on Tensor, so what should I do?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2024 11:30 PM (VDiWY)

362
Geez Louise. According to Fox tonight Kamala is ahead everywhere.

Posted by: AnnaS

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O fuk.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2024 11:31 PM (lCaJd)

363 I tried to look up the scrunt who called (from Texas!) to New York State to rat out Peanut. A Twatter link I viewed earlier has been taken down.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 11:31 PM (1v7/i)

364 287 I want to know the name of the Karen in Texas that called New York about a squirrel and a racoon. I don't care if she's doxxed and run out if town. I want her living under a bridge forever. She needs to be named and shamed.
Posted by: Megthered at November 03, 2024 11:08 PM (mAWUX)

She should be pressed into paste and used as chum.

Posted by: Master Baiter at November 03, 2024 11:31 PM (aj2jn)

365 According to Fox tonight Kamala is ahead everywhere. So—Americans are wanting more of what we have had for the past four years? Unbelievable!

If we don't assume malicious intent, which is a questionable assumption, there are two interesting data points that you have to consider

1) Republican voters aren't answering pollsters but going to the polls
2) Democrat voters are answering pollsters but not going to the polls

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2024 11:32 PM (oZhjI)

366 If the other VTuber has rabbit ears that is Pippa. Blond one, that is probably Fillian.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2024 11:24 PM (VDiWY)

Pippa, according to the description. But she was using a Pokemon.

Posted by: Robert at November 03, 2024 11:32 PM (Ee3i1)

367 I want to know the name of the Karen in Texas that called New York about a squirrel and a racoon.

Monica something. I'm serious.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2024 11:32 PM (NqGS/)

368 245 Well, I succeeded in getting the transmission out of the crippled '99 Suburban this afternoon. It is completely clear of the vehicle, but still perched precariously on my ersatz transmission jack, which is a plastic milk crate perched on top of a steel oil drum riding on a hydraulic lift platform cart. Worked real well, too. Not the first go-round for that team.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Replaced three presence sensors, the solenoid and ignition switch on the lawn tractor. Nada, Sketchy the repair man has no way to pick up my tractor. So, I ripped all the rotted wood off the trailer and replaced with 2x6s and 2x4s and plywood sheets adequate to carry the tractor.

Next step, make sure there's juice at the connection terminal for the running lights.

again, Nada. Not one peg has heat. OK. Ford genius puts the the flasher and relay in a box up under the dash. Remove the instrument panel cover, remove the lower cover and reach up through wires and raw metal to a spot so small that three fingers fit. Had enough?

Posted by: Braenyard - they ain't kickin the can down the road anymore at November 03, 2024 11:32 PM (VMNzI)

369 One of the cubes, the one that also operates the A/C, is Obsolete and no parts house has it, Amazon doesn't have it and Fords website says 'call me', - I'm going to the dealer Monday.

Anyone with an F-150 have experience with this?

Posted by: Braenyard - they ain't kickin the can down the road anymore at November 03, 2024 11:32 PM (VMNzI)

370 She should be pressed into paste and used as chum.

I guess we'll find out if sharks can vomit.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 03, 2024 11:33 PM (lUFok)

371 350 Anna

I didn't see FOX tonight, but they're looking at the sane polls posted at Real Clear Politics (RCP). FOX' conclusion (based on your post) that "Harris is winning everywhere" simply isn't warranted.

Fox' own polls have never been very Trump friendly. I believe Rasmussen & Atlan Intel have better track records, & that's not what their polls are saying.

In fact, Trump has righted the ship just a bit today, after 4 pretty bad days.

Posted by: mnw at November 03, 2024 11:33 PM (NLIak)

372 snowing here

Posted by: Don Black at November 03, 2024 11:33 PM (/7KEl)

373 This day in history : RCP

2 Days to Election: 2020: Biden +7.2

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 11:33 PM (V13WU)

374 361 I have 438 credits on Tensor, so what should I do?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2024 11:30 PM (VDiWY)

Cute girls driving 18 wheelers.

Posted by: Robert at November 03, 2024 11:34 PM (Ee3i1)

375
1) Republican voters aren't answering pollsters but going to the polls
2) Democrat voters are answering pollsters but not going to the polls
Posted by: 18-1
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I appreciate your positivtivity.

Posted by: Braenyard - they ain't kickin the can down the road anymore at November 03, 2024 11:34 PM (VMNzI)

376 I have 438 credits on Tensor, so what should I do?

Squirrel cavalry riding their raccoon steeds into battle against the bureaucracy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 03, 2024 11:36 PM (lUFok)

377 Found it. Monica Keasler is allegedly the woman who called the cops on the squirrel because she was jealous of the online attention it was getting.

She deleted all her accounts right before the story came out.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2024 11:36 PM (NqGS/)

378 If Pippa, Fillian, and Kirsche join forces the Internet will end.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2024 11:36 PM (VDiWY)

379 The Texas Squirrel snitch:

https://tinyurl.com/2yk2fh8n

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 11:36 PM (1v7/i)

380 Love the top photo. Our family pet growing up was a miniature red dachshund and I am familiar with 'that' look.

Scientific fact: dachshunds ALWAYS think it's supper time.

Posted by: JTB at November 03, 2024 11:38 PM (yTvNw)

381 The Texas Squirrel snitch:

==

Alleged.

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 11:38 PM (V13WU)

382 If Harris "wins" it will be because of women voting. Specifically white women. The most privileged group of people ever leading to their own demise.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 11:38 PM (3iuj+)

383 Watching "Noir" on Crunchyroll on Pluto TV while drinking Irish Whiskey neat. Girls with guns killing bad guys in anime never gets old.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 03, 2024 11:39 PM (9aVck)

384 If I might add further on my last post...

This was back in the day when parents entrusted the school to take care of and TEACH their children. This was also back in the day when you had a vibrant Parent Teacher's Assocation and regular parent/teacher conferences.

Parents back in the day trusted teachers.

But that all changed in the late 70's with the infiltration of our Education System by Socialist/Marxist leaning teachers and the parents were not paying attention...soon enough parents were focusing more on making money and getting rich in the 80's and the Socialist/Commies made more inroads. Then the INTERNET, GAMES, DISTRACTIONS...more distractions through the 90's early 2000's they kept sliding in to every crevice of education...SOCIAL MEDIA until they had control of our major universities and leaping forward today an entire mindset of our youth...

Which is why in 2 days we will vote...and THEY will vote.

Keep your powder dry...night HORDE

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 03, 2024 11:40 PM (TDvv2)

385 old and busted: Trump wanted Liz Cheney executed by a firing squad
new hotness: Trump wants MSM executed by a firing squad

also, garbage and nazi

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 11:40 PM (V13WU)

386 BTW, the alleged squirrel snitch Monica Keasler specialized in photos of children with drag queens. You couldn't make this stuff up.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2024 11:41 PM (NqGS/)

387 One of the cubes, the one that also operates the A/C, is Obsolete and no parts house has it, Amazon doesn't have it and Fords website says 'call me', - I'm going to the dealer Monday.

Anyone with an F-150 have experience with this?
Posted by: Braenyard - they ain't kickin the can down the road anymore at November 03, 2024 11:32 PM (VMNzI)

These cubes, they plug in? If so they are probably relays, and are pretty generic. My Suburban uses the same type of relay for both horn and cranking. A lot of relays have a part number, and a schematic, with pinout, printed on them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 11:41 PM (1v7/i)

388 Also, I think the fluoride thing is overblown. Does anyone drink tap water? It mostly tastes like shit. Everyone buys bottled water.
Posted by: Robert

Bottled water is just tap water in a bottle... They might filter it and put in their own mineral blend for consistency, but it's from the tap.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 03, 2024 11:41 PM (/lPRQ)

389 I think this year it's going to be different.

Kamala on Tuesday.
Lawsuits on Wednesday.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2024 11:17 PM (lCaJd)

And John Roberts fucking it up by Friday

Posted by: Rbastid at November 03, 2024 11:42 PM (gVnlU)

390
Clownfish TV has covered the Peanut and Fred case.

Peanut and Fred sounds like a 1970's TV show.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2024 11:42 PM (63Dwl)

391 Alleged.
Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 11:38 PM (V13WU)

Apparently, she bragged about it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 11:42 PM (1v7/i)

392 Kammie in East Lansing today:

At a rally in East Lansing, Michigan, Kamala Harris addressed Gaza at the top of her speech, saying as president she "would do everything in my power to end the war" and "ensure the Palestinian people can realize their right to dignity, freedom, security and self-determination."

Kammie will sell Israel down the river the moment she takes office.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2024 11:43 PM (uxCna)

393 383 Watching "Noir" on Crunchyroll on Pluto TV while drinking Irish Whiskey neat. Girls with guns killing bad guys in anime never gets old.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 03, 2024 11:39 PM (9aVck)
***

Drinking irish neat never gets old.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2024 11:43 PM (W/lyH)

394 Kammie will sell Israel down the river the moment she takes office.

They had Obama at their rally today warning Jews that Trump hates them. That's more projection than an IMAX.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 03, 2024 11:45 PM (NqGS/)

395 So I periodicllay get texts from some group thinking my cell number is for a Donk voter in North Carolina.

Here's the message I got this morning..

"Hey Linda, thanks for being a reliable voter! Voting records show that someone in your household still hasn't voted yet.

We know the election is going to be close and we need to turnout every vote to turn NC blue, so we wanted to check and make sure the folks you live with have everything they need to vote for Kamala Harris and NC Democrats."

So they know who and who has not already voted and who they have to concentrate on to GOTV.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2024 11:45 PM (XV/Pl)

396 Boycott sham poo. Use the real stuff.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 03, 2024 11:45 PM (KAi1n)

397 Tap water is different from place to place. In Tyler it comes from n deep wells and tastes very clean. I’ve been in Shreveport in the summer , they get their water from Criss Cross Lake and the water smelled like dead fish.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2024 11:45 PM (S6gqv)

398 And John Roberts fucking it up by Friday
Posted by: Rbastid at November 03, 2024 11:42 PM (gVnlU)

***

It’s a tax!

Posted by: John Roberts at November 03, 2024 11:45 PM (FC8SQ)

399 If Harris "wins" it will be because of women voting. Specifically white women. The most privileged group of people ever leading to their own demise.
Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 11:38 PM (3iuj+)

If so, then the Draft better include women because my grandson isnt going to fight the bitch Harris' war.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2024 11:45 PM (W/lyH)

400 Many, if not most, first world countries do not fluoridate their water.

Posted by: RobertM at November 03, 2024 11:46 PM (+/lOf)

401 Boycott sham poo. Use the real stuff.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 03, 2024 11:45 PM (KAi1n)

Real poo???

Ahhh...no.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2024 11:46 PM (W/lyH)

402 Apparently, she bragged about it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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That trophy case in her mind is not working as planned.

Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2024 11:47 PM (41CYW)

403 Watching "Noir" on Crunchyroll on Pluto TV while drinking Irish Whiskey neat. Girls with guns killing bad guys in anime never gets old.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 03, 2024 11:39 PM (9aVck)

Show had so much potential, and squandered it with no story for 26 episodes. Does have some of the greatest music, and im kinda convinced it was the inspiration for the TV show Blindspot.

Najica Blitz Tactics was equally disappointing, as if they chose plot over panty shots it could have been really good.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 03, 2024 11:47 PM (gVnlU)

404 Something about this prompt seems jinx'd to always generate sensitive content.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2024 11:47 PM (VDiWY)

405 So they know who and who has not already voted and who they have to concentrate on to GOTV.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2024 11:45 PM (XV/Pl)

You should text back as "Linda", and say, "No thanks, Kamala is the Whore of Babylon, and I am voting for Donald Trump!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 11:47 PM (1v7/i)

406 Tap water is different from place to place. In Tyler it comes from n deep wells and tastes very clean. I’ve been in Shreveport in the summer , they get their water from Criss Cross Lake and the water smelled like dead fish.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 03, 2024 11:45 PM (S6gqv)

The water in my part of Jersey is great, down 45 minutes south and it taste like corn water.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 03, 2024 11:48 PM (gVnlU)

407 I really think Trump will be elected on the night of the election, crazy as that sounds. Then it will start to get wild.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 11:49 PM (3iuj+)

408 After months of drought, it's been raining steadily and storming heartily for two days, with more predicted in the days ahead. Makes it a little tough on Daisy Dog, who got used to going outside several times a day to run around. I managed to walk with her twice today during slack moments.

There was a bright flash immediately followed by a loud crackaboom late last night. Didn't see any trees split this morning, but it sure seemed close by.

This is my departure point. Gotta get some non-time-adjusted sleep to face Monday and the week ahead. Hoping JJ will be back in the saddle this week.

https://youtu.be/IFzyk0h0Jyk

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - funny because at November 03, 2024 11:49 PM (qY0mJ)

409 G'nite, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - funny because at November 03, 2024 11:49 PM (qY0mJ)

Nite, Mindful!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 11:50 PM (1v7/i)

410
You should text back as "Linda", and say, "No thanks, Kamala is the Whore of Babylon, and I am voting for Donald Trump!"

I'd try a different tack.

"Hi, my live in maid Maria is undocumented. Can you give her a ride to the polls as she doesn't have a license and our cars are both in the shop?"

And if they respond send it over to your local cops...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2024 11:50 PM (oZhjI)

411
Cute girls driving 18 wheelers.
Posted by: Robert
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Buddy and I were on a road trip in my 6.2 Suburban when this Royal Blue KW whizzed past. The traffic wasn't light but it was moving deftly through it. The decision was made to pull up and see who this exceptional driver was. Did not get even with that truck for two hundred miles. Only when it got bogged in city traffic was I able to pull along side. Cute little brunette, couldn't have been an inch over 5'2".

Posted by: Braenyard - they ain't kickin the can down the road anymore at November 03, 2024 11:50 PM (VMNzI)

412 Tap water is different from place to place. In Tyler it comes from n deep wells and tastes very clean. I’ve been in Shreveport in the summer , they get their water from Criss Cross Lake and the water smelled like dead fish.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Yes, agree. I go straight to the faucet in a town i visit once a month. Other places, piss water.

Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2024 11:51 PM (41CYW)

413
So they know who and who has not already voted and who they have to concentrate on to GOTV.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2024 11:45 PM (XV/Pl)

Like the old mob goons who found out who didn't go vote in the union candidate, and threaten them to go.

Republicans running all states should track down who's leaving that info, and destroy them.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 03, 2024 11:51 PM (wKG/6)

414 look at the label on that bottled water

'from a municipal source'

same as in your kitchen

Posted by: Don Black at November 03, 2024 11:51 PM (/7KEl)

415 138 I remember when the world wide web was young, and I ended up reading a bit about the John Birch society. I couldn’t find anything that I disagreed with too much. They were shunned by establishment conservatives, or maybe Bill Buckley. They seemed to be correct about everything.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 03, 2024 10:32 PM (hDaAc)
--------------------------------

The Birchers I knew were all good folks. The most notable thing was that they were all very well read, every one of them. I was a member for a couple years in the 90s (probably still on a few lists for that), but I'm not much for meetings or being around humans, so I let it lapse. Their message was on point, though, and probably still is.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 03, 2024 11:52 PM (QdGJh)

416 "Hi, my live in maid Maria is undocumented. Can you give her a ride to the polls as she doesn't have a license and our cars are both in the shop?"

And if they respond send it over to your local cops...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2024 11:50 PM (oZhjI)

Heh! Devious. LOL!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 11:52 PM (1v7/i)

417 G'night, Mindful.

Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2024 11:52 PM (41CYW)

418 So they know who and who has not already voted and who they have to concentrate on to GOTV.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 03, 2024 11:45 PM (XV/Pl)

You should text back as "Linda", and say, "No thanks, Kamala is the Whore of Babylon, and I am voting for Donald Trump!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 11:47 PM (1v7/i)
***

I'd of gone with something like Linda is gone. Murdered by Venezuelan gang bangers. Who should they vote for?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2024 11:52 PM (W/lyH)

419 1) Republican voters aren't answering pollsters but going to the polls
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Johnny West @johnnywestt 15h Replying to @TomBevanRCP
NYT: “Across these final polls, white Democrats were 16 percent likelier to respond than white Republicans. That’s a larger disparity than our earlier polls this year, and it’s not much better than our final polls in 2020 — even with the pandemic over. It raises the possibility that the polls could underestimate Mr. Trump yet again.”

https://is.gd/Vgdg1e

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 03, 2024 11:53 PM (hovnC)

420 gosh , not even! it was slightly over 80K across 4 states that made Biden happen

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 11:20 PM (V13WU)

That's what biden won by, but you'd have to assume it was a tie to think that's all that was fraudulently added. He lost a number of those states by by tens, if not hundreds of thousands of votes.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 03, 2024 11:53 PM (wKG/6)

421 Typical
However, animal rights activists reported him for keeping wild animals at home, leading authorities to seize Peanut and Fred.

When cow meat is outlawed cows will be killed en mass

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 03, 2024 11:54 PM (/lPRQ)

422 look at the label on that bottled water

'from a municipal source'

same as in your kitchen
Posted by: Don Black at November 03, 2024 11:51 PM (/7KEl)

But it might be filtered through a reverse-osmosis system, which should remove most contaminants, including fluoride, and bacteria.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 11:54 PM (1v7/i)

423 They had Obama at their rally today warning Jews that Trump hates them. That's more projection than an IMAX.
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And repeating the fine people lie.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 03, 2024 11:54 PM (hovnC)

424 I loved the Cramer /Peanuts meme.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 03, 2024 11:54 PM (ndoNK)

425 I never understood why, if some people aren’t getting enough fluoride through brushing, governments couldn’t just hand out free fluoride supplements instead of forcing everyone to medicate themselves whether they needed it or not… until 2020.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at November 03, 2024 10:25 PM (EXyHK)

I can't wait until they follow through and put Lithium in the water

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2024 11:55 PM (D7oie)

426 I just remembered something:

What happened to all those horses that used to carry tourists around NYC? Did DeBolshevik try to 'save' them?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 03, 2024 11:55 PM (VDiWY)

427 G'nite Hordemates.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2024 11:55 PM (W/lyH)

428 G'nite Hordemates.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 03, 2024 11:55 PM (W/lyH)

Nite, Diogenes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 11:56 PM (1v7/i)

429 I disparaged the Jerusalem Post yesterday for its decades of leftist drivel.

Let me prove the point once more:

https://tinyurl.com/45wyrbj6

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 11:56 PM (VFJAx)

430 G'night, Diogenes.

Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2024 11:56 PM (41CYW)

431 >>>These cubes, they plug in? If so they are probably relays, and are pretty generic. My Suburban uses the same type of relay for both horn and cranking. A lot of relays have a part number, and a schematic, with pinout, printed on them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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They plug in. Each one has five blades. The bigger one, blue, Amazon has, the other one is a, the blades are the same, bit smaller than the blue one. It is also smaller than any at the auto parts houses. The standard one from the parts house will not pass the locking (there are notches on the relay/flasher) tabs. I had to show the small one to O'Reilly before they would believe be but they took it back.

Posted by: Braenyard - they ain't kickin the can down the road anymore at November 03, 2024 11:57 PM (VMNzI)

432 Abolish DST, and sunrise in Portland will be before 4:30 AM in mid-summer.

Kinda tough if you have pets or small children.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 03, 2024 10:26 PM (uxCna)

That was when I used to do all my gardening. But it is balanced out by full nightfall being about 10 PM

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2024 11:57 PM (D7oie)

433 Fluoride strengthens teeth and reduces cavities by replacing minerals lost during normal wear and tear, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
--
NO. The F replaces the OH in the Hydroxy-apatite (a calcium phosphate) and makes it harder. That was the theory.

Posted by: Ciampino - Well, what about fractions? at November 03, 2024 11:58 PM (i0xsb)

434 I also pulled the radio thinking I could go in from the top and grab them. No, poor radio is encapsulated.

Posted by: Braenyard - they ain't kickin the can down the road anymore at November 03, 2024 11:59 PM (VMNzI)

435 If ya gotta be executed firing squad is the way to go

Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 12:00 AM (8XibL)

436 Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh 5h
#NEW Decision Desk HQ 2024 election forecast update

🔴 Trump: 54%
🔵 Harris: 46%

Trump's win odds in:
🔴 North Carolina: 66%
🔴 Georgia: 65%
🔴 Arizona: 64%
🔴 Nevada: 56%
🔴 Pennsylvania: 53%
🔴 Wisconsin: 51%
🔵 Michigan: 44%

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 12:01 AM (hovnC)

437 I drink bottled water because I have 24 cases as part of my prep cache that I rotate.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 04, 2024 12:01 AM (ndoNK)

438 Many, if not most, first world countries do not fluoridate their water.
Posted by: RobertM

Most don't chlorinate either.
Don't drink the water.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 04, 2024 12:01 AM (/lPRQ)

439 one more note

I gave myself a write in vote on the ballot, to be a Regional Transportation District something-or-other official

if elected, I will have flames painted on all transit buses

Posted by: Don Black at November 04, 2024 12:01 AM (/7KEl)

440 Decision Desk is going bold!

Posted by: runner at November 04, 2024 12:02 AM (V13WU)

441 I was pretty sure Trump was pulling ahead n Friday. This weekend I am getting a little spooked. Hoping I’m just overly worried for nothing.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 04, 2024 12:02 AM (/vN74)

442 G'nite Hordemates

Has that poor bastard ever had a good night rest with that damned lamp shining in his room all night

Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 12:02 AM (8XibL)

443 If ya gotta be executed firing squad is the way to go
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Especially if they give you a rifle to shoot back with.

I wonder how that works with a blindfold??

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 12:02 AM (hovnC)

444 Spray and pray

Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 12:03 AM (8XibL)

445 429 i couldn't even finish the article. That author is a cactus.

Posted by: scampydog at November 04, 2024 12:04 AM (41CYW)

446 They plug in. Each one has five blades. The bigger one, blue, Amazon has, the other one is a, the blades are the same, bit smaller than the blue one. It is also smaller than any at the auto parts houses. The standard one from the parts house will not pass the locking (there are notches on the relay/flasher) tabs. I had to show the small one to O'Reilly before they would believe be but they took it back.
Posted by: Braenyard - they ain't kickin the can down the road anymore at November 03, 2024 11:57 PM (VMNzI)

Five pins. Could be a SPDT relay (single pole, double throw). Although some packages with five pins do not use all five. Is there a schematic and pinout on the case of it? Example:

https://tinyurl.com/46rw7z86

Those numbers are standard Bosch numbers, and are used by many automakers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 12:04 AM (1v7/i)

447 I'm sure Harris is surging - as Dave in Fla noted - she's only 15million voters behind in EV totals compared to 2020. I'm sure she can make that up just fine. Just needs 10 million more voters than the GOP on voting day. When the GOP outvotes the dems all the time. No problem.

Posted by: Black JEM at November 04, 2024 12:04 AM (uLt48)

448 If you brush your teeth and use toothpaste the fluoride in the water is unnecessary these days and has been for decades.

Now of course there are still a lot of people who don't brush.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 04, 2024 12:04 AM (ndoNK)

449 I was pretty sure Trump was pulling ahead n Friday. This weekend I am getting a little spooked. Hoping I’m just overly worried for nothing.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 04, 2024 12:02 AM (/vN74)

Im prone to being a pessimist. Sure he got a boost in early voting, but then i tell myself those were just election day votes he won't get now.

Id rather be pleasantly surprised,, than disappointed

Posted by: Rbastid at November 04, 2024 12:04 AM (94Xbk)

450 While I have a soft spot for raising the minimum wage - having once toiled away for 1.25/hr, I voted no cause it had an inflation clause.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 03, 2024 10:31 PM (QGaXH)

akchualeee . . .

It is not so much inflationary as it prices labor higher, and to save the margin employers start shedding employees like baggers at grocery stores and keeping the toilets clean

Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2024 12:04 AM (D7oie)

451 DogeDesigner @cb_doge 22h
Mandatory gun confiscation is a great idea — if Congress doesn’t act within the first hundred days of my administration, i will take executive action.
一 Kamala Harris

Elon Musk @elonmusk 15h
She wants to break the Constitution

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 12:05 AM (hovnC)

452 If anybody is going to.cum.from behind, it's harris

Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 12:06 AM (8XibL)

453
Last night, I didn't even think to see how my Ambient weather station handled the time change, the ambiguous local time range of 1 - 2AM, etc.

The console handled it fine. Internal clock running at UTC, synched by NTP, and local time being a display-only thing (this is how it should be done).

However, Wunderground's made a fucking mess. Check out the graph on the station's page here for 11/3:
https://tinyurl.com/255y57ot

And now it's even more fucked up than before.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 04, 2024 12:07 AM (w6EFb)

454 Total guess - a *single* study by an EXPERT!!! that was pushed by someone in a bureaucracy.

Wasn't it rolled out not long after WWII?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 03, 2024 10:34 PM (0s6uJ)

there was a town in Texas that had a well with naturally high levels of Fluoride. The water stained the teeth of everyone in town, but it was realized they had fewer cavities.
I am told that the fluoride used in commercial water systems is a byproduct of Aluminum smelting, but I can't verify that.
Fluoride like DDT is hard to find actual information on, everyting on the internet has become opinion and supposition.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2024 12:07 AM (D7oie)

455 429 i couldn't even finish the article. That author is a cactus.
Posted by: scampydog at November 04, 2024 12:04 AM (41CYW)
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Heh. Took me a few seconds.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 04, 2024 12:08 AM (VFJAx)

456 My next door neighbor planted a Hairless/Balls 2024 sign in her front yard the other day. She's a schoolmarm, so no surprise there.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2024 12:08 AM (mH6SG)

457 Many, if not most, first world countries do not fluoridate their water.
Posted by: RobertM

The British I'm guessing don't. They might even add something that makes their teeth decay faster.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 04, 2024 12:08 AM (ndoNK)

458 It is a bit funny that everybody is outraged over peanut but nobody says a thing about the thousands of gerbils murdered by walz

Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 12:08 AM (8XibL)

459 Pro America Politics @Pro__Trading 7h
When asked to explain her own poll's crosstabs, Ann Selzer says:

"What does this D represent, and the R represent?"

LMAO.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 12:09 AM (hovnC)

460 There were a couple names bandied about when Trump was shot at, which turned out to be the wrong names.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 04, 2024 12:09 AM (gKWVE)

461 Those numbers are standard Bosch numbers, and are used by many automakers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Can always wire in one.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 04, 2024 12:09 AM (/lPRQ)

462
I have a dream of going in to work on Wednesday suppressing my mile-wide grin so hard that my face hurts.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 04, 2024 12:10 AM (lCaJd)

463 The thing with the brits is, given how awful the food is having teeth is unnecessary, easier to down beer

Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 12:10 AM (8XibL)

464 The ascension of Juan Peron's third wife, Isabel, to the Argentine Presidency on his death both heralded the first female executive of any country in the Americas, but was also the initiating spark that led to the subsequent military coup, and the Dirty War.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2024 12:11 AM (D7oie)

465 I'm sure she did it for the chirruns.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2024 12:11 AM (mH6SG)

466 Systemic Racism is why American black women have the most unearned privilege of any people in any time.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 04, 2024 12:13 AM (3iuj+)

467 I am told that the fluoride used in commercial water systems is a byproduct of Aluminum smelting, but I can't verify that.
Fluoride like DDT is hard to find actual information on, everyting on the internet has become opinion and supposition.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2024 12:07 AM (D7oie)

Aluminum smelters used to use the mineral Cryolite, Na3AlF6, molten, as the solvent in which the aluminum ore, bauxite was dissolved in the electrolysis pots. There was one commercial source, in Greenland, now mined out. They now make a synthetic flux from Fluorite, which is a very common mineral.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 12:13 AM (1v7/i)

468 Ok, I spent a good hour on Mark Halperin interview of Ann Selzer regarding her news making poll. I think I now understand why her poll is an outlier with the methodology she uses.

Posted by: runner at November 04, 2024 12:14 AM (V13WU)

469 AOP, you rebuilding that transmission or swapping it out?

Posted by: scampydog at November 04, 2024 12:15 AM (41CYW)

470 463 The thing with the brits is, given how awful the food is having teeth is unnecessary, easier to down beer
Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 12:10 AM (8XibL)

As awful as their food is, I think eating fish n' chips would be helped by teeth. Even English teeth.

Posted by: Barney Rubble at November 04, 2024 12:15 AM (aj2jn)

471 Breaking911 @Breaking911 8h
🚨 Kamala was just asked how she voted on California's Proposition 36, which would increase criminal penalties for shoplifters and drug traffickers.

"I am not gonna talk about the vote on that because, honestly, it's the Sunday before the election."

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 12:15 AM (hovnC)

472 145
Iceland has a lot of calcium fluoride in the rocks so the water should be naturally fluoridated. How are the teeth of Icelanders?

Posted by: Ciampino - Apatite, Appetite, what? at November 04, 2024 12:16 AM (i0xsb)

473 It is funny that black women.in the youtubes are yammering about how educated they are but also have the most babies by th most daddy's and are never wired.

Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 12:16 AM (8XibL)

474 When cow meat is outlawed cows will be killed en mass
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 03, 2024 11:54 PM (/lPRQ)

***

When cow meat is outlawed, only outlaws will grill.

Posted by: The N.R.A.: National Ribeye Association at November 04, 2024 12:16 AM (FC8SQ)

475 I feel bad for "Carlyl". All that time spent in fed school and xhe's assigned to this place.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 04, 2024 12:16 AM (gKWVE)

476 Fluoride applied to the tooth surface strengthens the enamel. Swallowing fluoride does not help teeth, but does compromise thyroid function.

Posted by: Emmie at November 04, 2024 12:17 AM (p+NqZ)

477 Make teeth great again.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2024 12:17 AM (mH6SG)

478 AOP, you rebuilding that transmission or swapping it out?
Posted by: scampydog at November 04, 2024 12:15 AM (41CYW)

I am going to rebuild it. Initial plan was to swap it out for a 4L80E, but there are enough issues to make it impractical: crossmember has to be moved, wire harness modified, transfer case won't fit, and ratio spread is much different. I have already ordered a master rebuild kit and a new torque converter.

I did a 4L60E a few years ago so it should go OK.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 12:18 AM (1v7/i)

479 441 I was pretty sure Trump was pulling ahead n Friday. This weekend I am getting a little spooked. Hoping I’m just overly worried for nothing.
Posted by: Frank Barone
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We all should be scared and we all should pray.
If God doesn't hear our prayer he will know that we don't care enough about this election to take five minutes out of this day to talk to him about it.

Posted by: Braenyard - they ain't kickin the can down the road anymore at November 04, 2024 12:18 AM (VMNzI)

480 Didn't the legendary "willow" drive a big rig?

Posted by: Maybe I Misremember at November 04, 2024 12:18 AM (aj2jn)

481 476 Fluoride applied to the tooth surface strengthens the enamel. Swallowing fluoride does not help teeth, but does compromise thyroid function.
Posted by: Emmie at November 04, 2024 12:17 AM (p+NqZ)
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With a history of thyroid issues on both sides of my family, this is why I never ever drink water, only chocolate milk, Orange Crush or Glenlivet. I've got to put my health first, you know.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 04, 2024 12:19 AM (QdGJh)

482 It is something of a wonderful ceremony to watch royal dinners where the royal tooth is passed around the tabl so that each member of the family has a chance to chew something

Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 12:20 AM (8XibL)

483 She stands by her method, how the data is collected and how the sample is refined. I see one problem - it is based on random phone calls/interviews across the state. Cell and landlines. So , either the poll is like it was in the past - accurate, or based on real stats that white Rs, especially women, are about 20% less likely to answer, no poll that uses that method can be accurate.

Posted by: runner at November 04, 2024 12:20 AM (V13WU)

484 Didn't the legendary "willow" drive a big rig

Rig was the guys name

Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 12:21 AM (8XibL)

485 462
I have a dream of going in to work on Wednesday suppressing my mile-wide grin so hard that my face hurts.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Wouldn't that be awesome?

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 04, 2024 12:21 AM (aGVkf)

486 Come confiscate my guns.

Posted by: lol at November 04, 2024 12:22 AM (aj2jn)

487 >>I was pretty sure Trump was pulling ahead n Friday. This weekend I am getting a little spooked. Hoping I’m just overly worried for nothing.

You're getting spooked. Just read the smalls Dave is reading.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2024 12:22 AM (LkLld)

488 Make teeth great again.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2024 12:17 AM (mH6SG)

Uh-oh.

Posted by: Great Britain at November 04, 2024 12:22 AM (gKDq2)

489 Harris super power is pulling a head

Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 12:22 AM (8XibL)

490 Molar labe

Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 12:23 AM (8XibL)

491 Today is cinema history

On this day in 1954 Gojira premiered in Japan.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 04, 2024 12:23 AM (VDiWY)

492 429 Biden's Dog

Do you consider the ToI (Times of Israel) to be any different than the J-Post?

I've been scanning them both every day, since the war began. They seem equally anti-Trump... and anti-Netanyahu, too.

Reading the two of them can be as infuriating as watching MSNBC or reading The Guardian.

Posted by: mnw at November 04, 2024 12:24 AM (NLIak)

493 same

Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2024 12:24 AM (LkLld)

494
I have a dream of going in to work on Wednesday suppressing my mile-wide grin so hard that my face hurts.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Mister Sardonicus

https://t.ly/QIu3p

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 04, 2024 12:24 AM (63Dwl)

495 Smile 3: Trump Wins

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 04, 2024 12:26 AM (VDiWY)

496 490 Molar labe
Posted by: N
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That gets to the root.

Posted by: scampydog at November 04, 2024 12:26 AM (41CYW)

497
Those numbers are standard Bosch numbers, and are used by many automakers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Regretfully, no.

Posted by: Braenyard - they ain't kickin the can down the road anymore at November 04, 2024 12:26 AM (VMNzI)

498 Braenyard, the relay in question, what does it control? Relays are pretty darned reliable, and rarely fail. Generally, the fault lies in whatever device controls the relay, and the interconnecting wiring.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 12:26 AM (1v7/i)

499 I registered the car again, as we do every year. Maybe this year I will remove the 2023 tags and run the new tags instead of hiding them in the glovebox

Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 12:26 AM (8XibL)

500 You're getting spooked. Just read the smalls Dave is reading.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2024 12:22 AM (LkLld)

We’ve been saying that all polls released in the last 3 days are psy ops.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 04, 2024 12:27 AM (S6gqv)

501 We really need to know what Judge signed off on this...

They HAD to have a Warrant... for.. a... Squirrel?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 03, 2024 11:00 PM (QAkQ3)

It was a warrant for "possible rabies carrying animal" from someone outside of the state
In short, the got SWATed

Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2024 12:28 AM (D7oie)

502 Everything, everywhere, s an op these days

Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 12:28 AM (8XibL)

503 The console handled it fine. Internal clock running at UTC, synched by NTP, and local time being a display-only thing (this is how it should be done).

However, Wunderground's made a fucking mess. Check out the graph on the station's page here for 11/3:
https://tinyurl.com/255y57ot

And now it's even more fucked up than before.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 04, 2024 12:07 AM (w6EFb)

***

It’s ridiculous how many programmers eff up timezones and DST, and how every year big companies drop the ball on DST changes. I always made programmers QA their code on DST transitions and on obscure zoneinfo files to see how things broke.

We should all be on TAI, single timezone, no DST changes.

Posted by: The N.R.A.: National Ribeye Association at November 04, 2024 12:29 AM (FC8SQ)

504

Unfinished Sweet

https://youtu.be/n5IDL-LgApk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 04, 2024 12:29 AM (63Dwl)

505 How the fuck is someone not in the same state a reliable source for a warrant?

Posted by: Personal Knowledge. What Does It Mean? at November 04, 2024 12:29 AM (aj2jn)

506 You're getting spooked. Just read the smalls Dave is reading.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Agree - the smalls are where the nuggets are. I'm still in the Trump gets 312 camp.

Posted by: scampydog at November 04, 2024 12:30 AM (41CYW)

507 Whoever was involved in murdering peanut, from the hag that ratted the family out to the dounut bumping nazi that got her vag off running the raid to the ubergruppenfuhrer that signed off for the raid needs to be shown and hounded out of society

Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 12:33 AM (8XibL)

508 It was a warrant for "possible rabies carrying animal" from someone outside of the state
In short, the got SWATed
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2024 12:28 AM (D7oie)

***

They magdumped Peanut like he was about to testify against Kevin Spacey.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 04, 2024 12:33 AM (FC8SQ)

509 This is no time to be scared. Fear is the mind-killer.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2024 12:33 AM (mH6SG)

510 They control the emergency flashers, brake lights, air conditioner and the trailer lights. Little one unplugged I lose the A/C and tail lights.

Posted by: Braenyard - they ain't kickin the can down the road anymore at November 04, 2024 12:34 AM (VMNzI)

511 Good evening, good people, from the fast approaching leafless Adirondacks and I think I have most of them in my yard. There are 11 mature oak trees on my property to keep the half dozen maples company. This year I contracted with some pros to remove the leaves and mow. I still do snow removal, but have no problem farming the rest out, recognizing I am a bit long in the tooth for some things. Besides, I earned the right over 16 years.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at November 04, 2024 12:34 AM (hKoQL)

512 Never ever panic

Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 12:34 AM (8XibL)

513 Be strong, yet prepare for what may be.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2024 12:34 AM (mH6SG)

514 >>We’ve been saying that all polls released in the last 3 days are psy ops.

No offense to Dave but he is taking his projections off polls and early voting like rest of us and the Atlas polls pretty much are the gold standard right now.

Only way Trump loses is massive cheating. Numbers don't lie.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2024 12:34 AM (LkLld)

515 506 You're getting spooked. Just read the smalls Dave is reading.
Posted by: JackStraw
----------------

I know that they are murdering, thieving, bloody, bully bastards. That's what we're up against.

Posted by: Braenyard - they ain't kickin the can down the road anymore at November 04, 2024 12:36 AM (VMNzI)

516 This year I contracted with some pros to remove the leaves and mow. I still do snow removal, but have no problem farming the rest out, recognizing I am a bit long in the tooth for some things. Besides, I earned the right over 16 years.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA
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Good plan, IG. Every year when raking leaves i text my children a picture of a giant leaf pile with this caption: Bring Back Forced Child Labor.

Posted by: scampydog at November 04, 2024 12:37 AM (41CYW)

517 It is so unfortunate that there was no way to determine whether or not the rescued animals had rabies without dykzilla murdering everything within range of her gaping vag

Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 12:37 AM (8XibL)

518 Braenyard, propietary parts can be a real pain, but it may be possible to “Roll Yer Own” if you understand the circuit a little bit. The dealer and other folks have no incentive to do this kind of thing.

The Internet or world wide web can be a good source of info, archived forum posts. If you’ve a problem finding this part, so have many others. See how it was resolved if you can from someone who knows what they are doing.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 04, 2024 12:37 AM (l4gBO)

519 Regretfully, no.
Posted by: Braenyard - they ain't kickin the can down the road anymore at November 04, 2024 12:26 AM (VMNzI)

You can derive the pinout of a simple relay like that from first principles. It's got an electromagnet inside it, that moves a steel arm that bears switch contacts. Frequently there will be both normally-closed contacts, and normally-open contacts (normally meaning when the relay is unactivated). Some may have only normally-open contacts. Take an ohm meter, and read resistance between all possible pairs of pins. You should have 3 possible readings: zero ohms, infinity, and a few hundred ohms. The latter one indicates those 2 pins connect to the relay coil. Zero ohms? That's your normally-closed contacts. Infinity? One of those two is your normally-open contact, and that one should read infinity to all the other four. Now, energize the relay coil with 12 volts, and you should hear it click. That normally-open pin should now read zero ohms to ONE other pin, and that one will be your moving contact on the arm.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 12:38 AM (aCt/P)

520 But the numbers only work if everyone votes.

Go vote. Take others.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2024 12:38 AM (LkLld)

521 I see one problem - it is based on random phone calls/interviews across the state. Cell and landlines. So , either the poll is like it was in the past - accurate, or based on real stats that white Rs, especially women, are about 20% less likely to answer, no poll that uses that method can be accurate.
Posted by: runner at November 04, 2024 12:20 AM (V13WU)

***
What kind of unemployable loser answers random phone calls in the middle of the day? And then, when they find out it’s a telemarketer calling to ask who they plan to vote for, don’t say “Piss off and die in a fire Fedboi!”, hang up and report the number to the FCC?

I’ll tell you: Kamala voters.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 04, 2024 12:38 AM (FC8SQ)

522 >> We should all be on TAI,

We'll soon be there. The IAU and the other international time standard bodies passed a resolution to get rid of leap seconds by 2035. How they will end up doing that exactly is still under much debate, but the mandate is to do it by 2035.

After than, UTC will just run at TAI rate (although still lagging by whatever offset is there when it goes into effect).

Still, there will be something to keep UTC from drifting too far from UT1( mean solar time, the modern equivalent of GMT).

I forget, but at current rates, UTC will get ahead of UT1 by maybe 1 minute in 100 years, or a few hundred, I forget.

They'll do something like a leap-minute every 100 years, or maybe a leap-hour every couple thousand years or something....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 04, 2024 12:39 AM (w6EFb)

523 When these scrunch read peter cottontail they cheer for macgregor

They sob uncontrollably every time the billy goats do not bet eaten by the trolls

Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 12:39 AM (8XibL)

524 With a history of thyroid issues on both sides of my family, this is why I never ever drink water, only chocolate milk, Orange Crush or Glenlivet. I've got to put my health first, you know.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 04, 2024 12:19 AM (QdGJh)

I got to see the effects in our community before and after the vote to fluoridate our water. The majority of the people, of all ages, bumped up a level in the obesity index. It used to be mostly normal or skinny with a few fatties and morphed into mostly fatties with a few normal or skinny people. I myself gained 40 pounds and had to go on thyroid meds. Prior to the fluoridation, I was skinny and ate like a teenaged boy.

Posted by: Emmie at November 04, 2024 12:40 AM (p+NqZ)

525 G'nite all and God bless.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2024 12:40 AM (mH6SG)

526 G'night, Notorious.

Posted by: scampydog at November 04, 2024 12:41 AM (41CYW)

527 They control the emergency flashers, brake lights, air conditioner and the trailer lights. Little one unplugged I lose the A/C and tail lights.
Posted by: Braenyard - they ain't kickin the can down the road anymore at November 04, 2024 12:34 AM (VMNzI)

Very odd that A/C and tail lights are on the same circuit. What vehicle is this?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 12:41 AM (aCt/P)

528 I read an interview today, very recent, with Rasmussen chief pollster Mark Mitchell.

He's standing as firm as Stonewall Jackson on his prediction that Trump wins.

I like people who don't hedge, and don't put disclaimers at the end, i.e., "Of course X,Y or Z could happen and that would change everything."

Guys like Mitchell & Sunshine Dave may be WRONG, but they're not CHICKENZH*T.

Posted by: mnw at November 04, 2024 12:42 AM (NLIak)

529 Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at November 04, 2024 12:34 AM (hKoQL)

Good Evening Fe-Grampa

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 04, 2024 12:42 AM (QGaXH)

530 I do not even talk about certain things around my phone, why would I answered an unknown and answer questions.

She should team with alexa to run a survey by eavesdropping subscribers

Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 12:43 AM (8XibL)

531 My Ranger has a parasitic draw. I’ve narrowed it down to the old Sirius satellite radio, a known problem in other makes. I think it tries to contact the mother ship in the middle of the night. Even if you are not a subscriber.

I found the fuse marked in the manual, but the layout is nothing like shown. I messed around and found out what fuse it isn’t, which is a start I guess.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 04, 2024 12:44 AM (l4gBO)

532 Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 12:38 AM (aCt/P)
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Will do.

Posted by: Braenyard - they ain't kickin the can down the road anymore at November 04, 2024 12:45 AM (VMNzI)

533 Or should I say alexa should give her the info they havelgathered about who the subscribers discuss voting for

Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 12:45 AM (8XibL)

534 I had to use five of my recoverd minutes from dst to reset my fancy watch to the right time.

Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 12:47 AM (8XibL)

535 I found the fuse marked in the manual, but the layout is nothing like shown. I messed around and found out what fuse it isn’t, which is a start I guess.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 04, 2024 12:44 AM (l4gBO)

You can find a lot of fusebox illustrations on the Internet. Just search something like "20xx Ford Ranger fuse box", and see what pops up. There will be a lot irrelevant shit, but maybe one or two that look like what you have.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 12:47 AM (aCt/P)

536 F-150

Posted by: Braenyard - they ain't kickin the can down the road anymore at November 04, 2024 12:48 AM (VMNzI)

537 If you push the right buttons in the right order tha hands automatically adjust to the right time, which is easier they say than rotating the hands manually

Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 12:49 AM (8XibL)

538 They'll do something like a leap-minute every 100 years, or maybe a leap-hour every couple thousand years or something....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 04, 2024 12:39 AM (w6EFb)

Which sounds a lot more disruptive and error-prone than adding a leap second every 6-ish years, but oh well.

The kids these days are into Fortnite-they don’t even see the sun. Why do they care if the clock says 12:00 noon and it’s dark out?

In a hundred years, programming AIs will have to write code to simulate DST changes in the virtual reality pods. It’ll be like “Oh no, my virtual smartwatch didn’t fall back so I showed up to the government-mandated gay wedding in the meraverse an hour early. Boy my avatar’s face is red!”

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 04, 2024 12:49 AM (FC8SQ)

539 They should take a poll of the people deciding our elections to see if there will be a cheat and how big it will be.

Posted by: Emmie at November 04, 2024 12:50 AM (p+NqZ)

540 Fuck ford i will never buy another ford, not new anyway

Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 12:50 AM (8XibL)

541 Will do.
Posted by: Braenyard - they ain't kickin the can down the road anymore at November 04, 2024 12:45 AM (VMNzI)

Takes long to type it up than it does to do it. If you have a U-Pull It, or Pick and Pull yard near you, you could wander through, and probably find a matching relay for a buck or so.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 12:50 AM (aCt/P)

542 524 With a history of thyroid issues on both sides of my family, this is why I never ever drink water, only chocolate milk, Orange Crush or Glenlivet. I've got to put my health first, you know.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky
---

Levothyroxin, home remedies are homely. Thyroid is a big time regulator and it's easy to get proper dosage. The pill doesn't make you bald or impotent but it does keep you healthy.

Posted by: Braenyard - they ain't kickin the can down the road anymore at November 04, 2024 12:51 AM (VMNzI)

543 314 Also, I think the fluoride thing is overblown. Does anyone drink tap water? It mostly tastes like shit. Everyone buys bottled water.

Posted by: Robert at November 03, 2024 11:15 PM (Ee3i1)
----
Bottled water is a relatively recent thing compared to fluoridation.
Now just think what water most people use to make tea and coffee, to boil pasta and cook rice. To make soups. Get it now?

Posted by: Ciampino - Apatite, Appetite, what's the diff? at November 04, 2024 12:53 AM (i0xsb)

544 I can't imagine a more satisfying giant middle finger to the deep state than voting.

Go vote because fuck them. This is our country and it's time to take it back.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2024 12:55 AM (LkLld)

545 Fuck ford i will never buy another ford, not new anyway
Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 12:50 AM (8XibL)

Had an Uncle who called a Ford 'Fix Or Repair Daily'.

Posted by: RickZ at November 04, 2024 12:55 AM (gKDq2)

546 >> Which sounds a lot more disruptive and error-prone than adding a leap second every 6-ish years, but oh well.

Right now, the earth's rotation has sped up. We had the shortest mean solar day on record back around 2022.

When the current UTC scheme was put into place, the mean solar day was about 86,400.003 SI (which TAI ticks at) seconds. This translated to a leap second every 6 months roughly.

Mean rate now is a smidge (less than 1 ms) below 86,400 second. If this keeps up, they would need a *negative* leap-second, which I'm sure would break the entire internet, and probably 90% of computer systems on the planet....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 04, 2024 12:56 AM (w6EFb)

547 Now just think what water most people use to make tea and coffee, to boil pasta and cook rice. To make soups. Get it now?
Posted by: Ciampino
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And all those summer days of garden hose water. Kinda makes one nostalgic.

Posted by: scampydog at November 04, 2024 12:57 AM (41CYW)

548 Takes long to type it up than it does to do it. If you have a U-Pull It, or Pick and Pull yard near you, you could wander through, and probably find a matching relay for a buck or so.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Great idea. No, nothing like that here but big city, not too far away, has three miles of junk yard. They are all connected by private phone - if one doesn't have the part, it's announced to all the others and I get a response without leaving the counter.
Oh, and big time. - They know what they are doing and if they don't have it will point me in the right direction. Thanks for jogging my brain. I think my problem is solved.

Posted by: Braenyard - they ain't kickin the can down the road anymore at November 04, 2024 12:58 AM (VMNzI)

549 >I have a dream of going in to work on Wednesday suppressing my mile-wide grin so hard that my face hurts.

I have a friend who is a tech admin at a university. I suggested that he wear a mask.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 04, 2024 12:58 AM (lhenN)

550
Yep, last leap was Dec 31, 2016. Haven't needed one since then. 8 years without one.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 04, 2024 12:59 AM (w6EFb)

551 Fuck ford i will never buy another ford, not new anyway
Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 12:50 AM (8XibL)

You know what they say Ford stands for, dontcha? It stands for “Fix It Again, Tony.”

Posted by: Dale Gribble at November 04, 2024 12:59 AM (FC8SQ)

552 Woo-hoo! Searched "my documents" on this computer, and found a 104-page book, in .pdf format, on rebuilding the 4L60E. I will copy this to a laptop, and have that out in the shop with me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 12:59 AM (aCt/P)

553 I think my problem is solved.
Posted by: Braenyard - they ain't kickin the can down the road anymore at November 04, 2024 12:58 AM (VMNzI)

Good hunting!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 01:00 AM (aCt/P)

554 You know what they say Ford stands for, dontcha? It stands for “Fix It Again, Tony.”
Posted by: Dale Gribble at November 04, 2024 12:59 AM (FC8SQ)

First On Race Day

Fucked Out Rusty Derelict

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 01:01 AM (aCt/P)

555 Drips On Driveway, Grease Everywhere

Posted by: JQ at November 04, 2024 01:02 AM (njWTi)

556 Garage Man's Companion

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 01:03 AM (aCt/P)

557
Found On Road Dead

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 04, 2024 01:03 AM (w6EFb)

558 I have an active but rarely used email addy and it's getting overloaded with Harris emails fundraising requests. Somehow I suspect "someone" may have used it to make a donation in my name. How can I go about checking that? None of my other email addies are getting such requests.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 04, 2024 01:03 AM (KAi1n)

559 How can I go about checking that? None of my other email addies are getting such requests.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 04, 2024 01:03 AM (KAi1n)

Try this:

https://checkmydonation.org/

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 01:06 AM (aCt/P)

560 18 Sorry I'm late, I didn't know my wife had ready set the clocks back when I set the clocks back.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 03, 2024 10:09 PM (ncCaO)

LOL

Posted by: m at November 04, 2024 01:06 AM (VnUSN)

561 Just Empty Every Pocket

Posted by: JQ at November 04, 2024 01:07 AM (njWTi)

562 104-page book, in .pdf format, on rebuilding the 4L60E.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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104 pages is borderline Sunday morning book thread material.

Posted by: scampydog at November 04, 2024 01:07 AM (41CYW)

563 It used to be Ford or Pontiac then they changed the rules and the cars. You could by that Ford or Pontiac, others too, that were pretty close to the track model - same motor and tranny - not track tuned or suspension tuned but that was basically it.
What it? "Win on Sunday, sell on Monday". Now they are unrecognizable and unbuyable and if you can buy it you can't put it on the street.

Posted by: Braenyard - they ain't kickin the can down the road anymore at November 04, 2024 01:08 AM (VMNzI)

564 Just wanted to let the Horde know that I heard from Slapweasel today. Haven't had a chance to catch up yet. I know many of you were concerned.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 04, 2024 01:10 AM (w6EFb)

565 Why does every RV and U-Haul with a +50k mile Chevy 454, sound like it's farting out of blown exhaust gaskets?

460 Fords don't do that. V-10 Tritons, either. And seldom, would a Mopar 440 sound like that, until End of Engine Life stages.

The old big block Fords though, would puke out block mounted "waggle" (cam driven "waggle" arm) fuel pumps like a cat would a hairball.

Everything is a tradeoff, I guess?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 04, 2024 01:10 AM (Xo+UM)

566 Mean rate now is a smidge (less than 1 ms) below 86,400 second. If this keeps up, they would need a *negative* leap-second, which I'm sure would break the entire internet, and probably 90% of computer systems on the planet....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 04, 2024 12:56 AM (w6EFb)

True, a negative leap second would make Y2K look like a Crowdstrike automated update.

We used to “leap smearing” on our strata 2 servers used throughout our data centers. So a positive leap second just gets spread out over 24 hours, with every second just a smidge longer than normal. And the extra UTC second is just ignored because who the heck cares?

With a negative leap second you couldn’t do that. Of course, even now most software can’t handle valid 61-second UTC minutes, so who knows.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 04, 2024 01:10 AM (FC8SQ)

567 I used to love going to junkyards. I thought they would never go away. never argued with the guy at our local area yard and he always seemed to have reasonable prices. But I’ve since read some great lore and junkyard anecdotes on the automotive forums.

Usually involves some punk who tries to $&@k with the owner on some rare part that is worth a small fortune and get cute, and the prized part crushed in front of his eyes. “Get outta heah”. I always liked guys like that, rough around the edges and no time for BS but gave us kids the run of the place and good deals on parts.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 04, 2024 01:11 AM (l4gBO)

568 What it? "Win on Sunday, sell on Monday". Now they are unrecognizable and unbuyable and if you can buy it you can't put it on the street.
Posted by: Braenyard - they ain't kickin the can down the road anymore at November 04, 2024 01:08 AM (VMNzI)

The Hudson Hornet was almost unbeatable for a couple of years, until modern V8's became commonplace.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 01:11 AM (aCt/P)

569 Just wanted to let the Horde know that I heard from Slapweasel today. Haven't had a chance to catch up yet. I know many of you were concerned.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 04, 2024 01:10 AM (w6EFb)

Great! Give him my regards.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 01:12 AM (aCt/P)

570 ...Just wanted to let the Horde know that I heard from Slapweasel today. Haven't had a chance to catch up yet. I know many of you were concerned. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 04, 2024 01:10 AM (w6EFb)

Please tell 'im to answer my calls! /thatisall

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 04, 2024 01:12 AM (Xo+UM)

571 551 Fuck ford i will never buy another ford, not new anyway
Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 12:50 AM (8XibL)

You know what they say Ford stands for, dontcha? It stands for “Fix It Again, Tony.”
Posted by: Dale Gribble at November 04, 2024 12:59 AM (FC8SQ)

I think that's Fiat.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at November 04, 2024 01:13 AM (QGaXH)

572 Getting tired. Need sleep. Maybe up for Pixy.
G'nite folks.

Posted by: Ciampino - Apatite, Appetite, Apathetic, what's the diff? at November 04, 2024 01:14 AM (i0xsb)

573 I didn't know my wife had ready set the clocks back when I set the clocks back.

Better crew coordination can minimize mishaps like this! Communication is key, vital that these tasks are understood by everyone.

Whose assigned task in the checklist was this?

Posted by: Common Tater at November 04, 2024 01:14 AM (l4gBO)

574 Mario Nawfal

@MarioNawfal
🇬🇧 'MATTRESS ACTRESS' BEDS 101 MEN IN A DAY

Lily Phillips, 23, claims to have had sex with 101 men in 14 hours, documenting the controversial experience on social media.

Despite receiving a backlash, she insists it was consensual and fueled by her passion for sex and content creation.

Starting her adult career at 18, Lily now makes six figures on OnlyFans and aims to break her own record by sleeping with 1,000 men in 24 hours.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 04, 2024 01:14 AM (TGPs7)

575 U-Haul had a bad rep when I was driving. When they were bringing in new and selling old vehicles they would shop out repairs to get the dead one's running. Swap pistons and parts from one to another. don't buy anything you can rig. They didn't last long for the new buyer.

Posted by: Braenyard - they ain't kickin the can down the road anymore at November 04, 2024 01:14 AM (VMNzI)

576 G'night, Ciampino.

Posted by: scampydog at November 04, 2024 01:14 AM (41CYW)

577 >>> and aims to break her own record by sleeping with 1,000 men in 24 hours.
Posted by: Mister Ghost
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Sounds like old screw magazine from NY.

Posted by: Braenyard - they ain't kickin the can down the road anymore at November 04, 2024 01:16 AM (VMNzI)

578 >> We used to “leap smearing”

There is a big controversy over leap smearing. The NIST and the other standards bodies are dead against it, but Google and Amazon will do it, and that could cause a mess with the NTP pool, if some servers smear and others don't.

Microsoft went with the NIST, and is opposed to leap smearing.

The NIST is not opposed to smearing as a matter of principle, just that a smear does not conform to the actual definition of UTC and is therefore wrong.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 04, 2024 01:16 AM (w6EFb)

579 Lily Tang Williams
@Lily4Liberty
At ⁦
@JDVance
⁩ Rally in Derry earlier before he spoke. There was so much love, energy and fun. My husband was shocked when we got out of his truck, the huge crowd started cheering “Lily, Lily, Lily”. He was not prepared to take a picture of that. Thank you all!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 04, 2024 01:17 AM (TGPs7)

580 >> With a negative leap second you couldn’t do that.

I think you can by just speeding up the clock a tad. Google's smearing is over one 24 hour period, I think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 04, 2024 01:17 AM (w6EFb)

581
52
'God is in control. No matter what.;

- - - - - - -

Once you have voted and done all else that you can do, all you can do is wait, and pray that the other side somehow f--ks up on their cheat...

Posted by: As not seen on TV at November 04, 2024 01:18 AM (P7DNU)

582
Re the possible leap-minute (or leap hours), smearing is a possibility for handling that. Do a leap minute smear with UTC.

If this is done it would be defined as part of the standard. Again, I have no idea what they'll end up doing to get rid of leap seconds. Probably be the worst of all possible options.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 04, 2024 01:20 AM (w6EFb)

583 The old big block Fords though, would puke out block mounted "waggle" (cam driven "waggle" arm) fuel pumps like a cat would a hairball.
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My F100 did, too. Until I stopped buying the crappy parts-house units and bought an Edelbrock.

Posted by: JQ at November 04, 2024 01:21 AM (njWTi)

584 God is in control but he listens and what he hears influences his decisions.

Posted by: Braenyard - they ain't kickin the can down the road anymore at November 04, 2024 01:22 AM (VMNzI)

585 Lily Phillips, 23, claims to have had sex with 101 men in 14 hours, documenting the controversial experience on social media.

Despite receiving a backlash, she insists it was consensual and fueled by her passion for sex and content creation.

Starting her adult career at 18, Lily now makes six figures on OnlyFans and aims to break her own record by sleeping with 1,000 men in 24 hours.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 04, 2024 01:14 AM (TGPs7)

Going for the Messalina title.

Posted by: RickZ at November 04, 2024 01:22 AM (gKDq2)

586 I believe there is a 4 alarm fire close by, but I don’t have a scanner app.

Ah well. Prayers for safety for all involved.

Posted by: Adriane the Economy of Scale Weight Loss Critic . . . at November 04, 2024 01:25 AM (TX4bP)

587 It appears the correct ratio of salsa verde to beef is : all.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 04, 2024 01:27 AM (IG4Id)

588 ....Starting her adult career at 18, Lily now makes six figures on OnlyFans and aims to break her own record by sleeping with 1,000 men in 24 hours.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 04, 2024 01:14 AM (TGPs7)

Does Bill Clinton going thru the line a half-dozen times, count as One or as Six?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 04, 2024 01:27 AM (Xo+UM)

589
Foreign Policy
@ForeignPolicy

National security officials are still puzzled by Trump’s unrelenting deference to Putin, as well as the enduring mystery of the former president’s decades-old relationship with Russian and former Soviet financiers, columnist
@michaelphirsh
writes.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 04, 2024 01:28 AM (TGPs7)

590 Starting her adult career at 18, Lily now makes six figures on OnlyFans and aims to break her own record by sleeping with 1,000 men in 24 hours.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 04, 2024 01:14 AM (TGPs7)

Going for the Messalina title.
Posted by: RickZ at November 04, 2024 01:22 AM (gKDq2)

Can you imagine Wide World of Sports interviewing dude number one thousand? "So, how was it?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 01:28 AM (aCt/P)

591 199
Dachshunds: more guts than sense.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 03, 2024 10:43 PM (EsZUh)

"Private Mr. Schnitzel's got guts! And sometimes guts is enough!"

Posted by: Gunnery Sargent Hartman talking to his dachshund, probably at November 04, 2024 01:29 AM (j1V8a)

592 >>>Re the possible leap-minute (or leap hours), smearing is a possibility for handling that. Do a leap minute smear with UTC.

True, but instead of exercising those code paths once a decade seems a but safer than once a century, And hiding a single second from software is a bit easier than a whole minute.

>>>Probably be the worst of all possible options.

It’s a technical standard in the 21st century, so that’s a given, lol. It’ll probably involve a lot of JSON and will boil down to “We’re just going to do what Google does, but pretend it’s an actual independent standard.”

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 04, 2024 01:29 AM (FC8SQ)

593 Can you imagine Wide World of Sports interviewing dude number one thousand? "So, how was it?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 01:28 AM (aCt/P)

"Loose."

Posted by: Stateless at November 04, 2024 01:29 AM (jvJvP)

594 Can you imagine Wide World of Sports interviewing dude number one thousand? "So, how was it?"
--------

Dude #1000: "Well, I thought I'd fallen into a vat of warm hand lotion, but it didn't smell very good..."

Posted by: JQ at November 04, 2024 01:30 AM (njWTi)

595 Define sleeping

Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 01:31 AM (8XibL)

596 Starting her adult career at 18, Lily now makes six figures on OnlyFans and aims to break her own record by sleeping with 1,000 men in 24 hours.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 04, 2024 01:14 AM (TGPs7)

***

There’s 86,400 seconds in a day, so that’s only 86.4 seconds per-dude.

Or, as Jonah Goldberg would call it “A new personal record!”

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 04, 2024 01:32 AM (FC8SQ)

597 So if you are banging a thousand guys does it even matter if your dad gets in there?

Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 01:34 AM (8XibL)

598 Well, doggie wants out, and I have to go to bed. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 01:36 AM (aCt/P)

599 Night

Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 01:37 AM (8XibL)

600 I'm sure "Lily's" parents must be so proud.

Posted by: JQ at November 04, 2024 01:37 AM (njWTi)

601 G'night, AOP

Posted by: JQ at November 04, 2024 01:37 AM (njWTi)

602 G'night, AOP. Have fun with the Suburban repairs.

Posted by: scampydog at November 04, 2024 01:38 AM (41CYW)

603 86.4 seconds.

Takes longer than that to put the $0.18 on the nightstand!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 04, 2024 01:40 AM (Xo+UM)

604 RUTH BUZZI
@Ruth_A_Buzzi
An extra hour in 2024 is like a free bonus track on a Yoko Ono album.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 04, 2024 01:41 AM (TGPs7)

605
Here's a graph of what the mean solar day has been doing since about 1960. 1972 was when UTC went into effect, the red dots are leap seconds:

https://tinyurl.com/y9xrbm5l

Green line is the moving yearly average, the gray spikes are the seasonal range. Note there is a yearly variation of a bit over 2ms. That's mostly due to the Moon, IIRC.

And you can see summer of 2022 had the shortest mean solar day on record so far. And note the green average is turning back up. We'll go a few more years without the need for a leap second.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 04, 2024 01:42 AM (w6EFb)

606 589
Foreign Policy
@ForeignPolicy

National security officials are still puzzled by Trump’s unrelenting deference to Putin, as well as the enduring mystery of the former president’s decades-old relationship with Russian and former Soviet financiers, columnist
@michaelphirsh
writes.
Posted by: Mister Ghost
........................................
It's not deference. It's indifference. America first, piss on the rest.

(I've had a few beers)

(I think this election will go sideways and were doomed. Cheers! Sorry, I'll stop and just post RUSH videos)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 04, 2024 01:42 AM (1SAV0)

607 Do you consider the ToI (Times of Israel) to be any different than the J-Post?

I've been scanning them both every day, since the war began. They seem equally anti-Trump... and anti-Netanyahu, too.
Posted by: mnw at November 04, 2024 12:24 AM (NLIak)
-

You answered your own question.

It's why a rarely visit TOI's website. It's redundant.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 04, 2024 01:42 AM (VFJAx)

608 One thing you can say about this election cycle: The Obamas have not aged well. Like something is sucking their essences and souls out...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 04, 2024 01:44 AM (TGPs7)

609 So if you are banging a thousand guys does it even matter if your dad gets in there?
Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 01:34 AM (8XibL)

Pretty sure if she’s acting out like this he was probably already doing something to her.

This is too much, though, She should just do what the other broken women with daddy issues do and stan for Tim Walz.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 04, 2024 01:46 AM (FC8SQ)

610 They all love Lily Tang...

Yuan Yi Zhu
@yuanyi_z
America is great because you can be goldplated elite (Groton, Yale, Yale Law, then Deep State, married to the national security advisor) and you have to debate an insane libertarian Chinese immigrant mum who will insult you in broken English and she may beat you at the election.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 04, 2024 01:47 AM (TGPs7)

611 https://youtu.be/auLBLk4ibAk?si=q_WUYSbPXV43TQgU

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 04, 2024 01:48 AM (1SAV0)

612 Hi, Puddleglum!

Sit back with some classic...

youtube.com/watch?v=_QRP5iiLzlU

Posted by: JQ at November 04, 2024 01:51 AM (njWTi)

613
There was some porn awards thing a few years ago. One of the "actresses" winning an award for "best DP" or something like that thanked her parents. They made her the woman she is today.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 04, 2024 01:52 AM (w6EFb)

614

How many squirrels can you shove in your asshole?

One more than is in there now!

Posted by: Hunter Bidet at November 04, 2024 01:53 AM (4QK1W)

615 https://tinyurl.com/jp25b47m

Oops. Don't want to break the board.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 04, 2024 01:53 AM (1SAV0)

616
New York Post
@nypost
Chloë Grace Moretz announces she is gay amid Kamala Harris endorsement: ‘Government has no right over my body’ https://trib.al/LtA26Ov

Frank J. Fleming
@IMAO_
If you’re gay and really worried about accidentally making a baby, aren’t you gaying wrong?

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 04, 2024 01:53 AM (TGPs7)

617 There’s a YT video of a wiener dog out on the front of a kayak in the ocean. Suddenly, it sees a whale or whatever. Jumps into the water going after it. I about pissed myself laughing, because Mom is yelling “Gracie! Gracie!!” like this happens all the time.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 04, 2024 01:54 AM (l4gBO)

618 https://tinyurl.com/y66zt5sr

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 04, 2024 01:55 AM (1SAV0)

619 youtu.be/rOJElqSPccY

Posted by: JQ at November 04, 2024 01:58 AM (njWTi)

620 >>>It's not deference. It's indifference. America first, piss on the rest.

No, see, if you *really* care about America you have to be obsessed about the war over some Eastern European sh*thole.

Putin already controls the strategic powerhouses if Chernobyl and Mariupol, it’s only a matter of time until he has the entire industrial might of Kiev at his disposal! It’s a nightmare scenario!

Where would America be with the vital Moldovan/Odessa tech corridor?? Russian orcs will be in possession of wheat fields and Stalin-era tractor factories. Just imagine what Putin can do with all of that low-grade steel!

No, no, better to start WWIII..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 04, 2024 01:58 AM (FC8SQ)

621 JQ!

https://tinyurl.com/3w8a93yx

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 04, 2024 01:58 AM (1SAV0)

622 G'Night, Horde.

Posted by: scampydog at November 04, 2024 02:00 AM (41CYW)

623 >>>Chloë Grace Moretz

Ah, yes, the 12 year-old who starred in a role that was completely inappropriate for a child. Keep up the good work, Hollywood.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 04, 2024 02:01 AM (FC8SQ)

624 Oh, had never heard Chris Whitley before. Nice! (sad that he's passed away)

Posted by: JQ at November 04, 2024 02:02 AM (njWTi)

625 I'm not at all phased that we learned that Peanut was a gay porno star. If he wanted to do Gay Squirrel stuff, that was his decision...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 04, 2024 02:04 AM (TGPs7)

626 youtube.com/watch?v=G51e7YSB3HE

Posted by: JQ at November 04, 2024 02:04 AM (njWTi)

627 624: yep. Cancer is a bitch.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 04, 2024 02:05 AM (1SAV0)

628 Cancer is a bitch.
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Yeah. Took both my parents & both grandmothers. Among others...

Posted by: JQ at November 04, 2024 02:07 AM (njWTi)

629 https://youtu.be/pWxJEIz7sSA?si=zJbChnMiU3HdAz3z

Does the YTube link break the blog? I was told the other night it does. It's convenient but I'll use tinyurl if it does.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 04, 2024 02:10 AM (1SAV0)

630 Peanut the Squirrel was going to make a hip hop album.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 04, 2024 02:12 AM (1SAV0)

631 Puddleglum, just cut off everything after and including the question mark.

I cut off the https://www. also

Posted by: JQ at November 04, 2024 02:12 AM (njWTi)

632 Catherine “the Great” was a German whore. Eff that bitch.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonu

Austrian

Posted by: SFGoth at November 04, 2024 02:12 AM (KAi1n)

633 Frank J. Fleming
@IMAO_
If you’re gay and really worried about accidentally making a baby, aren’t you gaying wrong?
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 04, 2024 01:53 AM (TGPs7)
-

She's not gay-gay!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 04, 2024 02:14 AM (CyXM8)

634 Youtu.be/EYYdQB0mkEU

Test

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 04, 2024 02:17 AM (1SAV0)

635 629 https://youtu.be/pWxJEIz7sSA?si=zJbChnMiU3HdAz3z

Does the YTube link break the blog? I was told the other night it does. It's convenient but I'll use tinyurl if it does.
Posted by: Puddleglum,
-----

It was probably CBD, he has a $14 dollar Alcatel and a five syllable word breaks it down.

Posted by: Braenyard - they ain't kickin the can down the road anymore at November 04, 2024 02:18 AM (VMNzI)

636 Austrian whores are kind of awesome.

I have no idea why.

(Backs out of thread)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 04, 2024 02:20 AM (1SAV0)

637 youtu.be/r-_XspE2hcs

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 04, 2024 02:22 AM (1SAV0)

638 youtube.com/watch?v=qOwFVowEugQ

Posted by: JQ at November 04, 2024 02:27 AM (njWTi)

639 'Night Puddleglum... don't be discouraged.

Posted by: JQ at November 04, 2024 02:31 AM (njWTi)

640 youtu.be/1SwOaVq_WaM?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 04, 2024 02:32 AM (1SAV0)

641 I'm good. Thanks. Good night!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 04, 2024 02:33 AM (1SAV0)

642 Catherine “the Great” was a German whore. Eff that bitch.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Austrian
Posted by: SFGoth

That....word... You cannot see it now, but Werner is recoiling with a hiss like a nosferatu confronted with a crucifix. But in fairness to Bulgaroctonus, Catherine was indeed Deutsch, born in the kingdom of Prussia back when it was part of that patchwork quilt called the Holy Roman Empire.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at November 04, 2024 02:33 AM (tmPIh)

643

Roddenberry was a pimp.

Posted by: Hunter Bidet at November 04, 2024 02:34 AM (4QK1W)

644 youtu.be/1SwOaVq_WaM

Got to cut off the question mark. LOL

Posted by: JQ at November 04, 2024 02:35 AM (njWTi)

645 Oops?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 04, 2024 02:39 AM (1SAV0)

646 👍

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 04, 2024 02:40 AM (1SAV0)

647 youtu.be/_LXKZq0fYDw

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 04, 2024 02:42 AM (1SAV0)

648
Catherine “the Great” was a German whore. Eff that bitch.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonu

Austrian
Posted by: SFGoth

===============

Prussian

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 04, 2024 02:48 AM (lCaJd)

649 youtu.be/Y-4LPna3nGE

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 04, 2024 02:55 AM (1SAV0)

650
Try this:

https://checkmydonation.org/
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

===============

holy FUK. A donation to ActBlue from me in 2019. $1, but that's enough. Now I'm going to go through my bank statements (all saved) and see what I can see.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 04, 2024 02:56 AM (lCaJd)

651 holy FUK. A donation to ActBlue from me in 2019. $1, but that's enough. Now I'm going to go through my bank statements (all saved) and see what I can see.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

There's nothing under Blonde Morticia....

Posted by: SFGoth at November 04, 2024 03:14 AM (KAi1n)

652 youtu.be/r3Dju2i4FZw

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 04, 2024 03:20 AM (1SAV0)

653 youtu.be/VCDn9sORSA0

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 04, 2024 03:33 AM (1SAV0)

654 Stupid circadian rhythm... G'morning Horde.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 04, 2024 03:34 AM (O7YUW)

655 youtube.com/watch?v=YlcY_enzwmI

Posted by: JQ at November 04, 2024 03:35 AM (njWTi)

656 Morning, all you insomaniacals! Yeah,, yeah, it's Monday. But remember: Compared to being on the wrong side of the ground, even a bad Monday is pretty small kumquats, nicht wahr?

I slept enough, had some kind of dream in which chiseling dried excrement off a public building was portrayed as actually kind of fun (such is my dim impression, anyway), and am having some coffee in prep for a light workout. You?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 04, 2024 03:37 AM (omVj0)

657 It was a close call this year but I survived having to reset the clock on my coffee maker due to the end of daylight savings time. I now live in fear that in the not too distant future furnace filters will come with Wi-Fi settings and a clock.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 04, 2024 03:40 AM (tPMOE)

658 youtu.be/RhE8VQlczS4

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 04, 2024 03:41 AM (1SAV0)

659 Jeepers Wolfus, for the past six months we have been chiseling human excrement off of our Trump supporting bridge. There have occasionally been fish guts deposited too which lends a certain eau de stink about the place. We are facing malevolent forces, although that tends to be typical on a Monday morning.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 04, 2024 03:41 AM (Sgq8y)

660 I have a dream of going in to work on Wednesday suppressing my mile-wide grin so hard that my face hurts.

I have a friend who is a tech admin at a university. I suggested that he wear a mask.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 04, 2024

***
Miss Linda has suggested that I withdraw some funds from the bank ahead of the election, to prepare for any, uh, "power outages." If that's a good idea, so is stocking up on some canned goods.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 04, 2024 03:43 AM (omVj0)

661 President Trump had out three rallies on Sunday and four scheduled for today. This man is doing everything he can to win this election.

Meanwhile, Kamala had one event on Sunday and has one scheduled for Monday. Why so few? I can only guess but It very well could be due to her having to answer her Saturday night live fan mail and sober up from the box wine celebration that came from that.

This difference is a small detail, but I think it speaks loudly about who will truly work hard at running the government.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 04, 2024 03:43 AM (tPMOE)

662 Mornin' Wolfus

Posted by: JQ at November 04, 2024 03:44 AM (njWTi)

663 {{Debby!}}

Posted by: JQ at November 04, 2024 03:44 AM (njWTi)

664 Jeepers Wolfus, for the past six months we have been chiseling human excrement off of our Trump supporting bridge. There have occasionally been fish guts deposited too which lends a certain eau de stink about the place. We are facing malevolent forces, although that tends to be typical on a Monday morning.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 04, 2024

***
Messages can come to us in dreams, I guess! Hello, DDS, how're you? You're up late, or early.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 04, 2024 03:44 AM (omVj0)

665 Howdy, JQ! Are you finally having some fall or even early winter?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 04, 2024 03:44 AM (omVj0)

666 President Trump had out three rallies on Sunday and four scheduled for today. This man is doing everything he can to win this election.

Meanwhile, Kamala had one event on Sunday and has one scheduled for Monday.
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Trump getting down to business while Kammie plays bimbo party-girl.

Not surprised.

Posted by: JQ at November 04, 2024 03:47 AM (njWTi)

667 661: or

The electoral process is so broken that the winner is already known.

I've had a few beers, so I'm a bit pessimistic.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 04, 2024 03:48 AM (1SAV0)

668 It's definitely Fall here, Wolfus!

Rainy and cooler. Not quite frosty yet, but it's on the way.

We usually get our first snowfall around Thanksgiving Day, give- or take- a week.

Posted by: JQ at November 04, 2024 03:48 AM (njWTi)

669 It was a close call this year but I survived having to reset the clock on my coffee maker due to the end of daylight savings time. I now live in fear that in the not too distant future furnace filters will come with Wi-Fi settings and a clock.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 04, 2024

***
Wolfus's Law of DST: There is always one clock you forget to set, or set back, the night before. This year, for me, it was the coffeemaker and the microwave. Neither is crucial like my watches, but still I forgot them.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 04, 2024 03:49 AM (omVj0)

670 It's definitely Fall here, Wolfus!

Rainy and cooler. Not quite frosty yet, but it's on the way.

We usually get our first snowfall around Thanksgiving Day, give- or take- a week.
Posted by: JQ at November 04, 2024

***
You're lucky. The true stunning heat is gone, but the warm stickiness still drags on, like a movie you wish would end but doesn't. It rained a bit yesterday afternoon as the light was waning.

It's gonna seem strange to park the car at work this morning in dawn light.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 04, 2024 03:51 AM (omVj0)

671 Well past peak fall here

Posted by: Skip at November 04, 2024 03:53 AM (fwDg9)

672 Today felt like a warning of winter’s impending arrival. Hard frost then overcast and a biting cold wind. Temperature may have gotten to mid 40’s but with the wind it felt colder.

Glad it was Sunday.

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 04, 2024 03:56 AM (AUZi0)

673 @661/Alteria Pilgram: "Meanwhile, Kamala had one event on Sunday and has one scheduled for Monday. "

https://x.com/libsoftiktok/
status/1853190866200109088

"Kamala did what Kamala always does. She just put her head down and went to work."

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 04, 2024 03:56 AM (O7YUW)

674 Cuisinart versus Mr. Coffee. Cone filters versus flat bottom filters. The one wedge issue the Democrats missed this election.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at November 04, 2024 03:57 AM (tPMOE)

675 We didn't get vibrant leaf colors this year-- no early freezes, just a slow decline in temps. Leaves are falling quickly now. Walnut tree finally turned a bit yellowish--one good frost will finish it off & then I will sweep/rake the yard. LOL.

Can't wait to put the lawnmower & sweeper away!

Posted by: JQ at November 04, 2024 03:58 AM (njWTi)

676 Next sunny day, I will hang the Christmas lights.

NO! They don't get plugged in until day after Thanksgiving!

Posted by: JQ at November 04, 2024 03:59 AM (njWTi)

677 .
NOOD (New Object Of Desire)

Pixy's here with the Tech Thread

NOOD!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at November 04, 2024 04:01 AM (O7YUW)

678 It's been drought conditions here in Babylon DC so autumn has been meh, at best.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 04, 2024 04:01 AM (1SAV0)

679 I know I'm late, but how in the wagon yard hell does an idiot who couldn't even get one fucking vote in the primary suddenly have a ginormous lead over Trump?!

I mean, despite this stellar economy, rock solid border security and world peace we've been enjoying these last 4 years as she sat 2nd in command, of course.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 04, 2024 04:46 AM (Vvh2V)

680 A hurdy gurdy girl, a ginger too boot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_cZVO-Cp1g

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