Only <i>12,000</i> Jobs Were Created In the Nation in October in Biden's Miracle Economy

Only 12,000 Jobs Were Created In the Nation in October in Biden's Miracle Economy

Not 112,000. 113,000 was the expectation.

No, just 12,000.

Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
JUST IN: Dismal jobs report released showing the U.S. added just 12,000 jobs in October, falling well short of economist estimates of 110,000.
46,000 manufacturing jobs were reportedly lost.
October was the worst month of job growth in nearly four years.
"The government revised August and September nonfarm payroll estimates down by 112,000, indicating weaker labor market expansion at the end of summer than previously reported," Forbes reports.

A growing economy creates 300,000 new jobs per month.

🚨🚨🚨 ONLY 12,000 jobs were created last month, well below the 100,000 jobs economists expected.

Nearly 50,000 manufacturing jobs were LOST.

Americans cannot afford another 4 years of FAILED Far Left #Kamalanomics. pic.twitter.com/oGoj8AOkb6
— House Republicans (@HouseGOP) November 1, 2024

As the media slaps some whorish lipstick on this latest Biden-Harris pig, let's look back to 2020 to see how they reported on Trump's final October before the election creating "just 661,000" jobs in one month.

Flashback to 2020 when the media treated “just 661k” new jobs as bad news for Trump pic.twitter.com/Ore3R78x6c
— Brent Scher (@BrentScher) November 1, 2024

Thanks to John Ekdahl.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:08 PM

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1 erste!!

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 01, 2024 01:07 PM (v6XNT)

2 and first

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 01, 2024 01:07 PM (v6XNT)

3 and SPONGE!!!

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 01, 2024 01:08 PM (v6XNT)

4 ok, HR and off to get the otters

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 01, 2024 01:08 PM (v6XNT)

5 corgis called

off to the content

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 01, 2024 01:08 PM (v6XNT)

6 AND they dropped 100k out of the previous months as well, meaning the "sommer of recovery" it isn't

again

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 01, 2024 01:09 PM (v6XNT)

7 Ouch.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 01, 2024 01:10 PM (DRSnL)

8 But how many were 'saved'?

Posted by: davidt at November 01, 2024 01:10 PM (i0F8b)

9 "Narrative Changing" time is over. There is nothing either campaign can do now to change the story.

Turn-out. Vote (if you haven't), and take other people with you.

Per the NYT, in swing states, people with 'no voting record' are +19 for Trump right now. Keep it up!!

BATTLEGROUND STATES poll

Voters who have voted in...
🔵 '22/'24 primaries: Harris+3
🟡 '22, not primaries: Tie
🔴 '20 general election only: Trump+12
🔴 No voting record: Trump+19

NYT/Siena | PA/MI/WI/AZ/GA/NC

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 01, 2024 01:10 PM (A0ECY)

10 So where did the 12,000 come from? Gov jobs?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 01, 2024 01:10 PM (mfUOU)

11 Yeah, but Trump is going to impose a national abortion ban.

Wait, that’s not it. He’s going to jail his opponents.

And he is literally Hitler and his supporters are garbage people.

Joy!!

Posted by: Vengeance at November 01, 2024 01:11 PM (zD1Id)

12 Almost no news about this today. Almost every news bit is centered around something Trump didn't even say.

... so, in other words, the usual

Posted by: banana Dream at November 01, 2024 01:11 PM (Y6IkP)

13 the "sommer of recovery" it isn't

That’s cause it’s fall … duh!

Posted by: Adriane the Economy of Scale Weight Loss Critic . . . at November 01, 2024 01:11 PM (TX4bP)

14 That kind of job "growth" has a direct impact on the illegal immigrant population in the country. More government aid, more crime, more gangs. Trouble.

Posted by: mrp at November 01, 2024 01:11 PM (rj6Yv)

15 Hey, what do think the job numbers figure here would be if Biden were still running for President?

Posted by: Orson at November 01, 2024 01:12 PM (dIske)

16 Zerohedge says private sectors lost 28K jobs, so the +10K is all government ... plus another 28K government jobs to make up for the negative 28K private.

38K new government jobs ... not sure how many of those are those IRS Stasi police.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 01, 2024 01:12 PM (Cus5s)

17 Josh Christenson
@jchristenson_
Hewitt has officially quit WaPo, two sources familiar with the exit tell @NYPost
https://t.co/So3DNeo2t6
Quote
Brent Scher
@BrentScher 3h
Hugh Hewitt goes full BEASTMODE on the Washington Post, which continues its epic partisan spiral.
Video: x.com/jchristenson_/status/1852379721889194211
8:58 AM · Nov 1, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 01, 2024 01:12 PM (9aVck)

18 I paid $5 for a dozen eggs last night. This economy sucks and anyone who says otherwise is a lying moron.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 01, 2024 01:12 PM (Odg76)

19 So where did the 12,000 come from? Gov jobs?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 01, 2024 01:10 PM (mfUOU)

Yes, it's actually negative without

Posted by: banana Dream at November 01, 2024 01:12 PM (Y6IkP)

20 Had a nice nap. Time to smite all the enemies of the King.

Posted by: Ciampino - Stop spewing, blathering at November 01, 2024 01:12 PM (i0xsb)

21 What's fascinating is they couldn't even fake a number, that would have to be revised downward later on.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 01, 2024 01:13 PM (dGCAG)

22 That 661,000 number looks like total fantasy in today's economy.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 01, 2024 01:13 PM (AiZBA)

23 funenJOYment

Posted by: wth at November 01, 2024 01:13 PM (v0R5T)

24 That settles it. Not going to reenter the workforce until this en fuego job market cools a bit more.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 01, 2024 01:13 PM (wBaIH)

25 Jim Geraghty proves yet again he's a quivering shred of wilted lettuce.

"Jim, he didn't mean a firing squad! He's just gotta run around making comments asking people to visualize his critics getting shot at!" Blah, blah, blah, it's never his fault, it's always "taken out of context," it always sounds worse than it really was...

http://tiny.cc/265tzz

Trump provided context. Is it common practice to hand someone a rifle before aiming a firing squad at them? The very next sentence Trump says they're all war hawks when they're sitting in Washington in a nice building saying let's send 10,000 troops into the mouth of the enemy. Trump's clearly saying what many people have said for years. War hawks are happy to send other people to die, but they will NEVER take up arms and go fight.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 01, 2024 01:13 PM (Odg76)

26 It’s worse than this. As is custom for Biden Harris, both August and September were revised downward. August -81,000. September -31,000.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 01, 2024 01:13 PM (zD1Id)

27 And if the past two years of job "growth" mean anything, most of those 12,000 "new" jobs went to immigrants, not American citizens.

Posted by: mrp at November 01, 2024 01:13 PM (rj6Yv)

28 And they'll doubtless adjust that number downwards in a month or two, since the government now routinely fakes economic statistics if the real statistics make The Regime look bad.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 01, 2024 01:13 PM (uxCna)

29 10 So where did the 12,000 come from? Gov jobs?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 01, 2024 01:10 PM (mfUOU)

Actually, yes. Government jobs up 40,000. Private sector was -28,000. (Hat tip to Legal Insurrection)

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at November 01, 2024 01:14 PM (a/dOO)

30 And revised prior months down. You can only hide the weenie for so long

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 01, 2024 01:14 PM (AUZi0)

31 So where did the 12,000 come from? Gov jobs?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
.....

except for the one Trump got at McDonalds.

Posted by: wth at November 01, 2024 01:14 PM (v0R5T)

32 so Trumps October 2020 jobs number was 661,000 and Biden/Harris this October was 12,000?

a 97.7% delta?

wow!

Posted by: DanMan at November 01, 2024 01:14 PM (8uzBS)

33 Hugh Hewitt goes full BEASTMODE on the Washington Post, which continues its epic partisan spiral.
Video: x.com/jchristenson_/status/1852379721889194211
8:58 AM · Nov 1, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 01, 2024 01:12 PM (9aVck)

If you've lost Hugh Hewitt.....

Sorry, this smells of rats leaving the sinking ship. Or Rudolf Hess flying to England.

You stayed, until you realized it was lost. Are we supposed to welcome you with open arms?

F that.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 01, 2024 01:15 PM (dGCAG)

34 "So where did the 12,000 come from? Gov jobs?
Posted by: Aetius451AD "

Yes.If not for that there would have been a 28K loss.

Posted by: fd at November 01, 2024 01:15 PM (vFG9F)

35 does the 12k jobs include the gig economy?

uber eats
door dash
instacart
ship t
etc
etc

Posted by: kallisto at November 01, 2024 01:15 PM (dCxaZ)

36 1. Add 10 million illegal adults
2. Create 12 thousand jobs
3. ?
4. Profit

Posted by: Kamalanomics at November 01, 2024 01:15 PM (hCzfy)

37 Bidenomics is working!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 01, 2024 01:15 PM (U4x6/)

38 and how many new people self imported to the US last month?

Posted by: Are you sure about this sir? at November 01, 2024 01:16 PM (zOD0w)

39
Sorry, this smells of rats leaving the sinking ship. Or Rudolf Hess flying to England.

You stayed, until you realized it was lost. Are we supposed to welcome you with open arms?
----------
To Spandau Prison with him!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 01, 2024 01:16 PM (U1w17)

40 17 Josh Christenson
@jchristenson_
Hewitt has officially quit WaPo, two sources familiar with the exit tell @NYPost
https://t.co/So3DNeo2t6
Quote
Brent Scher
@BrentScher 3h
Hugh Hewitt goes full BEASTMODE on the Washington Post, which continues its epic partisan spiral.
Video: x.com/jchristenson_/status/1852379721889194211
8:58 AM · Nov 1, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 01, 2024 01:12 PM (9aVck)
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We want the leftists quitting, not the right leaning people.

Posted by: WisRich at November 01, 2024 01:16 PM (G0vdT)

41 Who predicted 113K? Are they unemployed now too?

Posted by: fd at November 01, 2024 01:16 PM (vFG9F)

42 It’s all gov jobs. Private sector jobs were negative.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 01, 2024 01:16 PM (zD1Id)

43 30 And revised prior months down. You can only hide the weenie for so long
Posted by: Pete Bog

A little longer if you think about baseball.

Posted by: Typical Moron at November 01, 2024 01:16 PM (JCZqz)

44 Sorry, this smells of rats leaving the sinking ship. Or Rudolf Hess flying to England.

You stayed, until you realized it was lost. Are we supposed to welcome you with open arms?
----------
To Spandau Prison with him!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 01, 2024 01:16 PM (U1w17)

He'd probably like that.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 01, 2024 01:16 PM (dGCAG)

45 And if the past two years of job "growth" mean anything, most of those 12,000 "new" jobs went to immigrants, not American citizens.
Posted by: mrp at November 01, 2024 01:13 PM (rj6Yv)

illegals working 2 jobs so americans don't have too....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 01, 2024 01:17 PM (v6XNT)

46 283 BATTLEGROUND STATES poll

Voters who have voted in...
🔵 '22/'24 primaries: Harris+3
🟡 '22, not primaries: Tie
🔴 '20 general election only: Trump+12
🔴 No voting record: Trump+19

Posted by: Washington Nearsider

This is the difference when you give people a reason to vote FOR something versus a reason to vote AGAINST something.

Also, you know, Trump is f*cking good at this shit.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 01, 2024 01:17 PM (KbCG3)

47 All the jobs were for illegal immigrant ballot collection.

Posted by: Henry at November 01, 2024 01:17 PM (dXR9g)

48 All 12000 of those jobs were people hired to stuff ballot boxes by Harris Walz.

Posted by: Change my mind at November 01, 2024 01:17 PM (tByIz)

49 So where did the 12,000 come from? Gov jobs?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 01, 2024 01:10 PM (mfUOU)

Actually, yes. Government jobs up 40,000. Private sector was -28,000. (Hat tip to Legal Insurrection)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at November 01, 2024 01:14 PM (a/dOO)

***

All job gains in the last two years or so have gone to non-native workers. Actual Americans have net lost jobs.

Add in the fact that we’ve been trading full-time jobs for part-time since the SCOAMF administration and it’s looking pretty bleak.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 01, 2024 01:17 PM (FC8SQ)

50 Terrible jobs numbers, so of course markets are up 1%.

I guess they think bad numbers mean more rate cuts, cheaper money for their mergers and acquisitions.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 01, 2024 01:17 PM (Cus5s)

51 So where did the 12,000 come from? Gov jobs?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 01, 2024 01:10 PM (mfUOU)

Gov. Experts

Posted by: BignJames at November 01, 2024 01:17 PM (Yj6Os)

52 42 It’s all gov jobs. Private sector jobs were negative.
Posted by: Vengeance at November 01, 2024 01:16 PM (zD1Id)
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Which will get revised down next month.

Posted by: WisRich at November 01, 2024 01:17 PM (G0vdT)

53 But Bad Orange Man said something mean about Liz Cheney.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 01, 2024 01:17 PM (ig8VZ)

54 And in 2 months it will have been revised down to actually having lost 112,000

Posted by: buzzion at November 01, 2024 01:17 PM (aRLgQ)

55 Jobs schmobs,
Trump said to shoot Liz Cheney...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 01, 2024 01:17 PM (TGPs7)

56 The job growth is negative if you remove new government jobs

Posted by: SMOD at November 01, 2024 01:17 PM (RHGPo)

57 I get the distinct feeling that old school demorat voters are upset they didn't get to participate in the Demorat candidate selection process. Morale is low, judging by my little circle of friends. Also have seen internet chatter to that effect
Posted by: kallisto at November 01, 2024 01:12 PM (dCxaZ)

========

Wait...you're saying that backing an infirm, incontinent old man until he fell apart on national TV, witnessing the opposition candidate getting shot in the head, then undoing the primary results to replace the incumbent with the least popular VP in history...didn't fix all of Democrats' problems?

That there were...negative consequences?

I shan't believe it. I shan't. There was no downside! An outfit as lazer-focused on being awesome at politics would never make a blundering mistake like that! Not ever!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 01, 2024 01:17 PM (GBKbO)

58 "Narrative Changing" time is over. There is nothing either campaign can do now to change the story.

Turn-out. Vote (if you haven't), and take other people with you.

Per the NYT, in swing states, people with 'no voting record' are +19 for Trump right now. Keep it up!!

BATTLEGROUND STATES poll

Voters who have voted in...
🔵 '22/'24 primaries: Harris+3
🟡 '22, not primaries: Tie
🔴 '20 general election only: Trump+12
🔴 No voting record: Trump+19

NYT/Siena | PA/MI/WI/AZ/GA/NC
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 01, 2024 01:10 PM (A0ECY)

A betting pool for the number of Red-majority precincts nationwide that run out of ballots on Election Day before the polls close.

Posted by: mrp at November 01, 2024 01:18 PM (rj6Yv)

59 My brother told me all the illegals Joe and Kam let in are working in the fields.
That's a whole lotta lettuce.

Posted by: wth at November 01, 2024 01:18 PM (v0R5T)

60 Sorry, this smells of rats leaving the sinking ship. Or Rudolf Hess flying to England.

You stayed, until you realized it was lost. Are we supposed to welcome you with open arms?
----------
To Spandau Prison with him!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 01, 2024 01:16 PM (U1w17)

make him do ballet...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 01, 2024 01:18 PM (v6XNT)

61 It’s all gov jobs. Private sector jobs were negative.
Posted by: Vengeance at November 01, 2024 01:16 PM (zD1Id)

And how many of those were FEMAbots hired to block cleanup and rescue efforts in NC?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2024 01:18 PM (P9Bxr)

62 Looking at their track record, I'm guessing this month will be adjusted into negative territory. Just in time to crash the economy, blame Trump, and punish his supporters.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 01, 2024 01:18 PM (JCZqz)

63 Cheeky bastards. San Jose State demands money from colleges forfeiting volleyball games because of their transgender player

https://mol.im/a/14029789

Posted by: Ciampino - Stop spewing bullshit pseudo science at November 01, 2024 01:18 PM (i0xsb)

64 Lefty fear porn!

http://tiny.cc/n75tzz

Posted by: bonhomme at November 01, 2024 01:18 PM (Odg76)

65 Looks like business owners are with me in not trusting the commies not to steal the election and are waiting to see what happens on and after Nov 5.

Considering how vile the commies have proved themselves to be, it would not be a bit shocking if they do everything they possibly can to damage the country in the period between Nov 6 and the inauguration if they lose.

Posted by: PaleRider, deplorable basket of garbage at November 01, 2024 01:18 PM (CKOCg)

66 And here's today's vote-by-mail ballots received in Oregon, a state no one thinks Trump can win:

Statewide: 9.1% more ballots received than at this point in the 2020 election.

Portland's county: -15.3% ballots received than at this point in the 2020 election.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 01, 2024 01:19 PM (uxCna)

67 Ahh, the October "Surprise!" has arrived.

Posted by: pawn at November 01, 2024 01:19 PM (QB+5g)

68 "More than 400 economists and former high-ranking policy makers are endorsing Harris and her plans for the economy."

- AZ Republicans for Harris mailer, contained in yesterday's mail

Eff all of you GOPe conservative phonies.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 01, 2024 01:19 PM (Vyll1)

69 Deport illegals and fine their employers and drop the price of gas to $2 a gallon. Problem solved.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 01, 2024 01:19 PM (AdHga)

70 Jobs schmobs,
Trump said to shoot Liz Cheney...
Posted by: Mister Ghost
.......

and marital sex whether women like it or not

Posted by: wth at November 01, 2024 01:19 PM (v0R5T)

71 When was the last time a Democrat's projections weren't "unexpectedly" low?

Posted by: Eeyore at November 01, 2024 01:19 PM (1bNHn)

72 I predict that when the November revision comes out job growth will be negative. With all the revisions this far only 9 months have had positive job growth

Posted by: Vengeance at November 01, 2024 01:19 PM (zD1Id)

73 Jobs schmobs,
Trump said to shoot Liz Cheney...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 01, 2024 01:17 PM (TGPs7)

People say that as though it were a bad thing. All she needs to do is go hunting with Dear Old Dad.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2024 01:20 PM (P9Bxr)

74 112,000 jobs were lost in the previous two months.
Trump War Room
@TrumpWarRoom
Downward revisions in the jobs numbers:
August: 159,000 > 78,000
September: 254,000 > 223,000
Just 12,000 jobs added in September.
46,000 manufacturing jobs lost.

Kamala's economy is a total disaster.
7:27 AM · Nov 1, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 01, 2024 01:20 PM (9aVck)

75 Jobs schmobs,
Trump said to shoot Liz Cheney...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 01, 2024 01:17 PM (TGPs7)

stop...

i can't vote for him again....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 01, 2024 01:20 PM (v6XNT)

76 Jim Geraghty proves yet again he's a quivering shred of wilted lettuce.

-------
ConInc media. They're ALL like this. Except for a very, very few. Ace. VDH. A couple others.

Dishwater dull liberals like like Tim Pool stand well to the Right of ConInc media, and have 10x more integrity and credibility.

"Conservative" media creatures in the US would serve us better if Purina just milled them into animal feed. Jonah Goldberg could fill at least a hundred sacks of dog food alone.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2024 01:20 PM (7oYYI)

77 Why can’t Trump let go of what his petty enemies say about him?

Same with the McCain nonsense

Liz Cheney is a nobody but Trump decides to elevate her

Posted by: Maroon at November 01, 2024 01:20 PM (9uJdC)

78 68 "More than 400 economists and former high-ranking policy makers are endorsing Harris and her plans for the economy."

What plan ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 01, 2024 01:20 PM (IyPmt)

79 Restaurants and stores are closing left and right. Is there any industry adding employees in the US?

Posted by: fd at November 01, 2024 01:20 PM (vFG9F)

80 Sure seems like the BLS is preening so Elon won't make them 100% efficient in the unemployment line.

Posted by: SMOD at November 01, 2024 01:20 PM (RHGPo)

81 That 661,000 number looks like total fantasy in today's economy.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 01, 2024 01:13 PM (AiZBA)

To be fair, that was months after the coof psyop shed tens of millions of jobs. The economy was crap in 2020. It was solid 2017-2019, though.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 01, 2024 01:21 PM (FC8SQ)

82 76 "Conservative" media creatures in the US would serve us better if Purina just milled them into animal feed. Jonah Goldberg could fill at least a hundred sacks of dog food alone.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2024 01:20 PM (7oYYI)

=======

"I make every excuse for Democrats, and I pounce on everything that Republicans say. Why, yes, I am a Republican. I'm the best kind of Republican."
-NRO

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 01, 2024 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

83 Somebody kick Robert Reich in the dick. It should be easy, that midget is only about three feet high.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 01, 2024 01:21 PM (zD1Id)

84 October of 2017 added about 300000 jobs. This was after Hurricane Harvey which was a huge storm

Posted by: MAC V SOG at November 01, 2024 01:21 PM (P4Pk9)

85 Good afternoon all!!

I hope Trump screams this job report catastrophe from the mountaintops.

Posted by: Jmel at November 01, 2024 01:21 PM (RWHIh)

86 Why can’t Trump let go of what his petty enemies say about him?

Same with the McCain nonsense

Liz Cheney is a nobody but Trump decides to elevate her

=
Hey you guyzzz
The stop punching down guy is back!!!

Posted by: Change my mind at November 01, 2024 01:21 PM (tByIz)

87 LOL. Maybe people who support Biden over the Anchorbaby decided to NOT fudge the numbers as usual...

Posted by: Baldy at November 01, 2024 01:22 PM (o5LIx)

88 60 Sorry, this smells of rats leaving the sinking ship. Or Rudolf Hess flying to England.
----------------
Rudolf is my favorite NAZI. He just wanted peace, love and lederhosen.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 01, 2024 01:22 PM (AdHga)

89 Jobs schmobs,
Trump said to shoot Liz Cheney...
Posted by: Mister Ghost
.......

mmmm...bacon.

Posted by: wth at November 01, 2024 01:22 PM (v0R5T)

90 77 Why can’t Trump let go of what his petty enemies say about him?

Same with the McCain nonsense

Liz Cheney is a nobody but Trump decides to elevate her
Posted by: Maroon at November 01, 2024 01:20 PM (9uJdC)

======

Liz Cheney was the face of the illegal 1/6 commission in Congress who destroyed evidence, compelled false testimony, and tried to undo everything Trump had done to change the Republican Party.

Yes, Liz Cheney needs to be laid low and made actually irrelevant. She needs to be made an example of.

Pour encouragez les autres.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 01, 2024 01:22 PM (GBKbO)

91 i can't vote for him again....
Posted by: Sturmtoddler

And that...is why you fail.

Posted by: Democrat Yoda running Michigan and PA vote harvesting at November 01, 2024 01:22 PM (JCZqz)

92 Did you know that for month now, there has been a bill in the House for a constitutional amendment to allow 16 year olds to vote

Posted by: SMOD at November 01, 2024 01:22 PM (RHGPo)

93 Best economy ever, Fat!

You can write-in my name for President, ya know. Be smart, not a jackass garbage person.

Posted by: Joe from Scranton, Delaware at November 01, 2024 01:23 PM (aBgBM)

94 "If you help us manufacture evidence against Trump, we'll make sure you get high paying jobs near government for the rest of your life!"
-Democrats

"Sorry, I saw what happened to Liz Cheney. I'm out."
-Some squishy Republican in Congress

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 01, 2024 01:23 PM (GBKbO)

95 " Why can’t Trump let go of what his petty enemies say about him?"

Then he would not be Trump. Do you want Trump to not be Trump?

Posted by: fd at November 01, 2024 01:23 PM (vFG9F)

96 Restaurants and stores are closing left and right. Is there any industry adding employees in the US?
Posted by: fd
......

The U.S. Department of Holding Down Chairs

Posted by: wth at November 01, 2024 01:23 PM (v0R5T)

97 95 " Why can’t Trump let go of what his petty enemies say about him?"

Then he would not be Trump. Do you want Trump to not be Trump?
Posted by: fd at November 01, 2024 01:23 PM (vFG9F)

=======

W. was a quality candidate. W. let everything go.

W. destroyed the GOP doing it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 01, 2024 01:24 PM (GBKbO)

98 76 Jim Geraghty proves yet again he's a quivering shred of wilted lettuce.

-------
ConInc media. They're ALL like this. Except for a very, very few. Ace. VDH. A couple others.

Dishwater dull liberals like like Tim Pool stand well to the Right of ConInc media, and have 10x more integrity and credibility.

"Conservative" media creatures in the US would serve us better if Purina just milled them into animal feed. Jonah Goldberg could fill at least a hundred sacks of dog food alone.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2024 01:20 PM (7oYYI)
______
NFW. I love my dog; I'd never feed him Jonah.

Feed him to Fauci.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 01, 2024 01:24 PM (1bNHn)

99 The Cheney name is still bad joo-joo amongst many on the left.

Kamala is embracing her.

Posted by: davidt at November 01, 2024 01:24 PM (i0F8b)

100 My take is I think there are still job demands from certain sectors but the candidates are undesirable for any number of reasons or possible candidates are over qualified and don’t apply.

And then there is the lack of people with trade skills.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 01, 2024 01:24 PM (D6PGr)

101 Hey you guyzzz
The stop punching down guy is back!!!
Posted by: Change my mind at November 01, 2024 01:21 PM (tByIz)

didn't know scarboro posted here...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 01, 2024 01:24 PM (v6XNT)

102
Weren't they supposed to accidentally add 100,000 jobs to the report, and correct them away after the election?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 01, 2024 01:24 PM (uz6ub)

103 To Spandau Prison with him!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 01, 2024 01:16 PM (U1w17)

make him do ballet...
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 01, 2024 01:18 PM (v6XNT)

Because seriously, doesn't Hewitt give off a strong vibe of being a fruit?

Posted by: BurtTC at November 01, 2024 01:24 PM (dGCAG)

104 Willowed
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297 Well, in WI, a state without party registration, one can only impute what's going on with other factors.

The factor I've seen used most frequently is bucketing Republican and Democrat counties into groups and making direct comparisons there.

And, registration and early voting numbers do seem to indicate that Republicans are outpacing Democrats in rurals over Dane County's numbers.

So, fingers crossed!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 01, 2024 01:01 PM (GBKbO)
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Listening to local talk radio this morning, they say the early voting totals for Milwaukee and Dane Counties are down from 2020 (I don't recall if he said it was the same for the "WOW" counties.

For Dane, turnout in 2020 was something like 90% so how do you improve on that...very hard. For Milwaukee, they just may not show up rather than vote for a Republican. That works for Trump as well.

On the negative side, the Dem's are pushing abortion issues in every ad and let me tell you, there's a lot of them. Oh, and this for every level of office right down to dog catcher.

Posted by: WisRich at November 01, 2024 01:24 PM (G0vdT)

105 and how many of those supposedly new jobs went to illegals?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 01, 2024 01:25 PM (QAkQ3)

106 Ahh, the October "Surprise!" has arrived.
Posted by: pawn at November 01, 2024 01:19 PM (QB+5g)
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The October Surprise can swing both ways....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 01, 2024 01:25 PM (7fElN)

107 104 On the negative side, the Dem's are pushing abortion issues in every ad and let me tell you, there's a lot of them. Oh, and this for every level of office right down to dog catcher.
Posted by: WisRich at November 01, 2024 01:24 PM (G0vdT)

=======

I think Democrats are hitting the wall on abortion messaging.

If Democrats are simply not turning out even while they're being blasted with abortion messaging, maybe abortion messaging...doesn't work anymore?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 01, 2024 01:25 PM (GBKbO)

108 It's Hugh Hewitt. I have a hard time seeing him going 'beast mode' on anything but Mitt Romneys nutsack.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 01, 2024 01:25 PM (mfUOU)

109 You stayed, until you realized it was lost. Are we supposed to welcome you with open arms?

F that.
Posted by: BurtTC

Could be worse. Could've been Michael Medved.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2024 01:25 PM (IG4Id)

110 "Narrative Changing" time is over. There is nothing either campaign can do now to change the story.

Turn-out. Vote (if you haven't), and take other people with you.
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In roughly 32 hours, around 2/3 of the voters will have voted in all the early voting states.
It'll take a massive, massive shift from early voting on Election day to change the outcome.
In 48 hours, both Trump and Harris will know who won those states.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 01, 2024 01:25 PM (U4x6/)

111 BabylonBee: San Francisco Parents Find Piece Of Candy In Child’s Bucket Of Needles

Posted by: SMOD at November 01, 2024 01:25 PM (RHGPo)

112 79 Restaurants and stores are closing left and right. Is there any industry adding employees in the US?

Posted by: fd at November 01, 2024 01:20 PM (vFG9F)

Government. From FedGov on down to some small towns.

Posted by: Joe from Scranton, Delaware at November 01, 2024 01:25 PM (aBgBM)

113 Why can’t Trump let go of what his petty enemies say about him?

How many lives and careers do the Dems destroy over the simplest slight? If there are major voting irregularities, how many law firms won't want to represent Trump for fear of the damage they will receive to their reputation, future clients, investigations, etc?

Fuck the Left (and their GOPe traitor supporters). Burn the ground, salt the earth. No mercy, no forgiveness, no remorse.

But plenty of joy! 😊

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 01, 2024 01:25 PM (JCZqz)

114 The Cheney name is still bad joo-joo amongst many on the left.

Kamala is embracing her.
Posted by: davidt
.....

There's an ugly visual.

Posted by: wth at November 01, 2024 01:26 PM (v0R5T)

115 It's Hugh Hewitt. I have a hard time seeing him going 'beast mode' on anything but Mitt Romneys nutsack.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 01, 2024 01:25 PM (mfUOU)

Quote of the day nominee?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2024 01:26 PM (P9Bxr)

116 W. was a quality candidate. W. let everything go.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 01, 2024 01:24 PM (GBKbO)

What did he let go ?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 01, 2024 01:26 PM (D6PGr)

117 " Why can’t Trump let go of what his petty enemies say about him?"

Liz Cheney is one of the most hated politicians in the country.

Tying Kammie to Liz is just good politics.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 01, 2024 01:26 PM (uxCna)

118 Modest proposal:

State governments that cannot certify their elections by midnight on election day are dissolved for incompetence and obstruction of democratic process, and the former state is reverted to territory status until a new government is formed and applies for statehood. Individual counties within the new territory may also vote to be annexed by neighboring states.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 01, 2024 01:26 PM (gJKGU)

119 This is not a revision, it is just a lie. No jobs were created. The govt just hired 12k people at our expense. Biden has done more damage to thins country than 9/11 did.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 01, 2024 01:26 PM (7PziG)

120 102
Weren't they supposed to accidentally add 100,000 jobs to the report, and correct them away after the election?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 01, 2024 01:24 PM (uz6ub)

Based on their past track record, these numbers mean that we LOST a couple Hundred THOUSAND jobs... and they will admit it once the now inevitable and predictable adjustments are made in a month or so.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 01, 2024 01:26 PM (QAkQ3)

121 40 We want the leftists quitting, not the right leaning people.
Posted by: WisRich at November 01, 2024 01:16 PM (G0vdT)

We also don't want "leaners".

We want rock-solid blood-and-guts killers.

Posted by: XTC at November 01, 2024 01:26 PM (UnA8+)

122 I went to gas up my car this morning and some NPR dipshit briefly talked about the jobs report and the myriad ways it was not that big a deal and then said wages are still outpacing inflation. Lying sack of shit.

Posted by: huerfano at November 01, 2024 01:26 PM (DKIGo)

123 Ahh, the October "Surprise!" has arrived.
Posted by: pawn at November 01, 2024 01:19 PM (QB+5g)
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The October Surprise can swing both ways....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 01, 2024 01:25 PM (7fElN)

that dirty who'er....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 01, 2024 01:26 PM (v6XNT)

124 and how many of those supposedly new jobs went to illegals?

Just all of them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 01, 2024 01:26 PM (lUFok)

125 Not to be a little b*tch, but...

Rockmom hardest hit.

Posted by: Brando at November 01, 2024 01:27 PM (rpMQ9)

126 Lefty fear porn!

http://tiny.cc/n75tzz

Posted by: bonhomme

God-Emperor Vance Breaks Brave New World. Dems Decidedly Distraught.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 01, 2024 01:27 PM (hCzfy)

127 Sorry, this smells of rats leaving the sinking ship. Or Rudolf Hess flying to England.
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Rudolf is my favorite NAZI. He just wanted peace, love and lederhosen.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 01, 2024 01:22 PM (AdHga)

Speer is the other one, got sent there, spent 20 years in, then got let out.

All he wanted was to design buildings. So he says. A very smarmy attitude he had, after he got caught, claiming to be guilty while at the same time trying to convince everyone he had nothing to do with the atrocities.

Way too slick for my taste. But obviously he convinced people he wasn't so bad.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 01, 2024 01:27 PM (dGCAG)

128 DOOM

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 01, 2024 01:27 PM (t6ibK)

129 >>> 105 and how many of those supposedly new jobs went to illegals?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 01, 2024 01:25 PM (QAkQ3)

...or H1Bs, or feralgov or state gov employees...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 01, 2024 01:27 PM (ZiTDd)

130 Bringing up Liz Cheney. Does a couple things. Reminds low info voters that a war mongering rethuglican woman, related to Darth Cheney is on Kamalas side. That she is against Trump suggests therer is something good about Trump. It also implies there is something wrong with kamala. The war is not popular with suburban women. Cringing Nancy boys like Romney can't win in this environment.

Boom

Posted by: Change my mind at November 01, 2024 01:27 PM (tByIz)

131 Off moldy Joe sock

Posted by: Gref at November 01, 2024 01:27 PM (aBgBM)

132 "Why can’t Trump let go of what his petty enemies say about him?"

Cheney is saying the same things the MFM says all day every day. Trump responding to one particular person might be useful (in negating The Narrative), especially since most of the left already hates Darth Cheney's spawn.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 01, 2024 01:27 PM (Cus5s)

133 We also don't want "leaners".

We want rock-solid blood-and-guts killers.
Posted by: XTC at November 01, 2024 01:26 PM (UnA8+)
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Heh. Baby steps.

Posted by: WisRich at November 01, 2024 01:27 PM (G0vdT)

134 For Dane, turnout in 2020 was something like 90% so how do you improve on that...very hard.

Posted by: WisRich at November 01, 2024 01:24 PM (G0vdT)

Pikers.

Posted by: PA County With 110% Turnout at November 01, 2024 01:28 PM (FC8SQ)

135 Private Sector Lost 28,000 Jobs in October 2024

Posted by: SMOD at November 01, 2024 01:28 PM (RHGPo)

136 Trump protects his brand. Guess that's hard to figure out, what with them trying to tear apart and redefine his brand every single minute.

Maybe they're doing it for kicks, not because it's effective or anything.

I personally miss the days of the Bush's who would take every insult of them and by extension us with "dignity", letting his enemies define us into two Obama terms and a near Clinton term.

Posted by: ... at November 01, 2024 01:28 PM (nBRaJ)

137 Government is hardly industry. I mean are there any non-government industries adding employees? My guess would be maybe health care/ senior related.

Posted by: fd at November 01, 2024 01:28 PM (vFG9F)

138 The U.S. Department of Holding Down Chairs
Posted by: wth at November 01, 2024 01:23 PM (v0R5T)

Oooo. I'm stealing this, much better than phoney baloney jobs. It sounds like we're doing some real work.

Now back to affairs of state.

Posted by: Governor Lepetomane at November 01, 2024 01:28 PM (AiZBA)

139 12k is less than the population of my rural Iowa county. It's about the size of my town and the next one over put together, though.

Posted by: pookysgirl, being comparative at November 01, 2024 01:28 PM (dtlDP)

140 116 What did he let go ?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 01, 2024 01:26 PM (D6PGr)

=======

What did he fight?

I remember an interview with some woman who had worked in W's administration a few years after. There was some bad news item that W told her to just let go without fighting.

It almost made her cry because it just showed his great character.

Letting your political opposition lie to you with impunity was considered...a good thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 01, 2024 01:28 PM (GBKbO)

141 > It's Hugh Hewitt. I have a hard time seeing him going 'beast mode' on anything but Mitt Romneys nutsack.

You just conjured a hilarious picture of Hewitt punching Romney's sack like a speed bag in my head.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 01, 2024 01:28 PM (Odg76)

142 "The October Surprise can swing both ways...."

How so Perfesser?

Posted by: pawn at November 01, 2024 01:29 PM (QB+5g)

143 DOOM
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
.......

PAIN

Posted by: wth at November 01, 2024 01:29 PM (v0R5T)

144 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 01, 2024 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

145
Please tell me Republicans are "pouncing" & "seizing" on this terrible news.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 01, 2024 01:29 PM (ny7PB)

146 Buyer's remorse yet for those voting Kumswala early?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 01, 2024 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

147 I went to gas up my car this morning and some NPR dipshit briefly talked about the jobs report and the myriad ways it was not that big a deal and then said wages are still outpacing inflation. Lying sack of shit.
Posted by: huerfano at November 01, 2024 01:26 PM (DKIGo)

I hate the fact that the goddamned gas pumps quack at you while you simply try to fill your tank. In most cases, tapping the second button from the top on the right side of the screen will temporarily gag the fucker.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2024 01:29 PM (P9Bxr)

148
102
Weren't they supposed to accidentally add 100,000 jobs to the report, and correct them away after the election?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 01, 2024 01:24 PM (uz6ub)

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Wait a minute, maybe they did. The corrected figure will be -88,000.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 01, 2024 01:29 PM (uz6ub)

149 Rudolf is my favorite NAZI. He just wanted peace, love and lederhosen.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 01, 2024 01:22 PM (AdHga)

Speer is the other one, got sent there, spent 20 years in, then got let out.

All he wanted was to design buildings. So he says. A very smarmy attitude he had, after he got caught, claiming to be guilty while at the same time trying to convince everyone he had nothing to do with the atrocities.

Way too slick for my taste. But obviously he convinced people he wasn't so bad.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 01, 2024 01:27 PM (dGCAG)

***

Am I a joke to you?

Posted by: Werner bon Braun at November 01, 2024 01:29 PM (FC8SQ)

150 This is a little thing we like to call Bidenomics cackle, cackle, CACKLE...and we are very proud of Bidenomics.

Posted by: Kameltoe Harris at November 01, 2024 01:29 PM (17s+e)

151 Re: Liz Cheney

It does not matter what Trump says. The barking seal media will create whatever controversy they want out of it.

For example, if Trump said the sun rises in the East, the barking seal media would be screaming that Trump doesn't know that there is sunshine on the West Coast.

I actually watched the alleged threat on Liz. It was nothing more than Trump actualy pointing out that the neo cons like to start wars that neither they nor their children fight in.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 01, 2024 01:30 PM (ig8VZ)

152 68 "More than 400 economists and former high-ranking policy makers are endorsing Harris and her plans for the economy."

- AZ Republicans for Harris mailer, contained in yesterday's ma

Jeebus, her plan's are for more inflation and less jobs'. Whi needs more of th't?'

But yeah th smart set has s'poken's

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 01, 2024 01:30 PM (uBBbP)

153 >>> 65 Looks like business owners are with me in not trusting the commies not to steal the election and are waiting to see what happens on and after Nov 5.

Considering how vile the commies have proved themselves to be, it would not be a bit shocking if they do everything they possibly can to damage the country in the period between Nov 6 and the inauguration if they lose.
Posted by: PaleRider, deplorable basket of garbage at November 01, 2024 01:18 PM (CKOCg)

Spoiler alert: they will.

Head on a swivel, check and add as needed to your stock of basics, etc etc.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 01, 2024 01:30 PM (ZiTDd)

154 Why do they use "Cheney" and "Romney" as their mouthpieces?

Surely not because low fos recognize the names and therefore trust them. It must be another reason.

Probably a coincidence that they are two of the most well know "names" in the last 25 years of R politics. FFS I am so glad some of you aren't strategists. Although you'd make perfect ones for the GOPe. Then again you're just trolling so fuck off.

Posted by: ... at November 01, 2024 01:30 PM (nBRaJ)

155 " I went to gas up my car this morning and some NPR dipshit briefly talked about the jobs report and the myriad ways it was not that big a deal and then said wages are still outpacing inflation. Lying sack of shit.
Posted by: huerfano"

It was because of the hurricanes hence climate change.

Posted by: fd at November 01, 2024 01:30 PM (vFG9F)

156 I just heard on the news that the poor jobs report is being caused by the strike at Boeing.

Riiiighttttt.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 01, 2024 01:30 PM (a1415)

157 146
Please tell me Republicans are "pouncing" & "seizing" on this terrible news.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 01, 2024 01:29 PM (ny7PB)

The media is busy making excuses for it saying it was because of the hurricane and the Boeing strike

Posted by: It's me donna at November 01, 2024 01:30 PM (IyPmt)

158 142 Kids ... "Economists" are no better than Poly Sci majors. Once you get that in your head, you'll be better off.
Posted by: Really ? at November 01, 2024 01:28 PM (Gd2WQ)
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Reminds me of the old Joke: "Why do you want a one-armed Economist? So he can't say "On the other hand....".

Posted by: WisRich at November 01, 2024 01:31 PM (G0vdT)

159 The Cheney name is still bad joo-joo amongst many on the left.

Kamala is embracing her.
Posted by: davidt at November 01, 2024 01:24 PM (i0F8b)

Which should be apparent to everyone by now, is NOT synonymous with the Democrat Party.

Lots of their voters haven't figured it out yet, but the power structure of the Democrat Party is close enough now to be almost completely in step with the Cheneys and the Bushes and the rest of the rot that dominated the R Party for the first decade of this century.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 01, 2024 01:31 PM (dGCAG)

160 I'll post again. International Paper in Georgetown, SC is shutting down by yearend. There will be 800 people kicked to the curb. My expectation is Georgetown will be a retiree community extension of Myrtle Beach.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 01, 2024 01:31 PM (wBaIH)

161 2020 Jobs Report comments by the media show why everyone should believe that the media is the enemy of the people.

They suck at their jobs and are willing to put you in the gutter to prove it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 01, 2024 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

162 If the Dems are so smart, why is gas $4/gal?

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 01, 2024 01:31 PM (AdHga)

163 its been a bad year to pour more migrant farm labor here in Texas...hasn't rained since July so 2nd crops are shit this year. That wouldn't be so bad except we a had a floody early summer.

Posted by: DanMan at November 01, 2024 01:31 PM (8uzBS)

164 DOOM
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 01, 2024 01:27 PM (t6ibK)

Monty's back?

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 01, 2024 01:32 PM (v6XNT)

165 157 I just heard on the news that the poor jobs report is being caused by the strike at Boeing.

Riiiighttttt.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 01, 2024 01:30 PM (a1415)

Fing garbage unions!

Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at November 01, 2024 01:32 PM (uBBbP)

166 Way too slick for my taste. But obviously he convinced people he wasn't so bad.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 01, 2024 01:27 PM (dGCAG)

***

Am I a joke to you?
Posted by: Werner bon Braun at November 01, 2024 01:29 PM (FC8SQ)
***

Worked with a guy at Boeing who had worked on the Saturn project early in his career. He said von Braun was an ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2024 01:32 PM (W/lyH)

167 A NYTimes "reporter" emailed Tucker to ask if his recent choice of necktie color has sinister undertones.

http://tiny.cc/395tzz

Posted by: bonhomme at November 01, 2024 01:32 PM (Odg76)

168 161 I'll post again. International Paper in Georgetown, SC is shutting down by yearend. There will be 800 people kicked to the curb. My expectation is Georgetown will be a retiree community extension of Myrtle Beach.
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It will likely smell better.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 01, 2024 01:32 PM (AdHga)

169 This is simply a more selective economic expansion.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...post-modernist at November 01, 2024 01:32 PM (d9fT1)

170 Reminds me of the old Joke: "Why do you want a one-armed Economist? So he can't say "On the other hand....".
Posted by: WisRich at November 01, 2024 01:31 PM (G0vdT)

NOT FUNNY

Posted by: Michelle Fields at November 01, 2024 01:32 PM (nBRaJ)

171 You can only hide the weenie for so long

Posted by: Pete Bog at November 01, 2024 01:14 PM (AUZi0)

That's hot!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at November 01, 2024 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

172 This is a little thing we like to call Bidenomics cackle, cackle, CACKLE...and we are very proud of Bidenomics.
Posted by: Kameltoe Harris at November 01, 2024 01:29 PM (17s+e)
.....

I thought it was Trump's fault.

Posted by: wth at November 01, 2024 01:32 PM (v0R5T)

173 Am I a joke to you?
Posted by: Werner bon Braun at November 01, 2024 01:29 PM (FC8SQ)

I still use your electric razor, if that makes you feel better.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 01, 2024 01:33 PM (dGCAG)

174 Which ever side lost was sending generals to the gallows. If we lost ? Every sub commander and bomber captain would have hung.
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I am hung. A person is hanged.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 01, 2024 01:33 PM (AdHga)

175 I did hear a progressive radio host call BS on the Liz Cheney reports by the media.

Said he and his co-host both listened to the entire clip from Trump and the media was basically lying to everyone about it being a threat.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 01, 2024 01:33 PM (a1415)

176 118 Modest proposal:

State governments that cannot certify their elections by midnight on election day are dissolved for incompetence and obstruction of democratic process, and the former state is reverted to territory status until a new government is formed and applies for statehood. Individual counties within the new territory may also vote to be annexed by neighboring states.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at November 01, 2024 01:26 PM (gJKGU)

This plan is cool. But have you considered adding some impalements?

Posted by: Vlad Tepes, Election Consultant at November 01, 2024 01:33 PM (wE/O3)

177 except for the one Trump got at McDonalds.
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And garbageman so 12,002 new jobs.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 01, 2024 01:33 PM (hovnC)

178 I'll state the obvious: economic reports coming in now are FAR too late to change a single vote.

Posted by: mnw at November 01, 2024 01:34 PM (NLIak)

179 "Well I woulda voted for Trump but I didn't have ti-"

[punched in face]

Posted by: November 6 at November 01, 2024 01:34 PM (qUkBO)

180 Way Willowed (I’m slow):

Do I hate the media and their bullshit whataboutism comparisons… Kimberly Strassel at the WSJ actually wrote these sentences: Should the republicans lose this election it will be in some part due to the contempt Donald Trump has shown his opponent. Should democrats lose it will be in large part due to the contempt they routinely show tens of millions of voters.

Kimberly — Go EABOD
They’re trying to jail Trump and he SHOULD have contempt for the cackling retard

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at November 01, 2024 01:34 PM (WdMlw)

181 Cool.

The Price is Right with Bob Barker has a pretty woman there.

Dang, she just lost out on a signed and numbered Salvadore Dali etching that was $1500.

That was a cool prize.

Back to stuff.

Posted by: Stateless at November 01, 2024 01:34 PM (jvJvP)

182 "You can line up all the economists in the world, head to toe, and they will never reach a conclusion"

Joke a lawyer told me.

Posted by: pawn at November 01, 2024 01:35 PM (QB+5g)

183 178 I'll state the obvious: economic reports coming in now are FAR too late to change a single vote.
Posted by: mnw at November 01, 2024 01:34 PM (NLIak)

Probably, but a whole lot of people haven't voted yet

Posted by: It's me donna at November 01, 2024 01:35 PM (IyPmt)

184
We also don't want "leaners".

We want rock-solid blood-and-guts killers.
Posted by: XTC at November 01, 2024 01:26 PM (UnA8+)

Right Wing Death Beasts

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 01, 2024 01:35 PM (y9nCu)

185 BTW, has Tapper replied to Mollie? It's unlike him to allow that sort of thing to run.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 01, 2024 01:35 PM (1bNHn)

186 no sock

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at November 01, 2024 01:35 PM (AiZBA)

187 Ahh, the October "Surprise!" has arrived.
Posted by: pawn at November 01, 2024 01:19 PM (QB+5g)

The stuff of commie nightmares ...

LINK (YT): https://tinyurl.com/5bnc2hjf

Posted by: mrp at November 01, 2024 01:35 PM (rj6Yv)

188 The Cheney name is still bad joo-joo amongst many on the left.

Kamala is embracing her.
Posted by: davidt at November 01, 2024 01:24 PM (i0F8b)

How can that be? Physically, I mean.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2024 01:35 PM (vYDwg)

189 BATTLEGROUND STATES poll

Voters who have voted in...
🔵 '22/'24 primaries: Harris+3
🟡 '22, not primaries: Tie
🔴 '20 general election only: Trump+12
🔴 No voting record: Trump+19

NYT/Siena | PA/MI/WI/AZ/GA/NC
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Compare to DU earlier:
Young men seem to be the key demo, hence the push for them by both sides:
Trump needs this group to turn out. So far, they haven't.
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Do you think they ever notice how often the are completely wrong about ... everything?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 01, 2024 01:36 PM (U4x6/)

190 "Hugh Hewitt rips his earpiece out and walks off set LIVE on-air while calling the Washington Post an 'election ad' for Kamala"

Now do msnbc, cnn, abc, cbs, nyt.....

Posted by: BignJames at November 01, 2024 01:36 PM (Yj6Os)

191 "I'll post again. International Paper in Georgetown, SC is shutting down by yearend. There will be 800 people kicked to the curb. "

I also posted earlier about our lumber mill here in Summerville SC shutting down as well.

https://tinyurl.com/2jkuyjdp

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 01, 2024 01:36 PM (a1415)

192 Afternoon Ace. Nice to know that the Labor department can revise the numbers after the voting has started. An 81K revision from Aug is too big to be accidental

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 01, 2024 01:36 PM (aRslG)

193 That was a cool prize.

Back to stuff.
Posted by: Stateless at November 01, 2024 01:34 PM (jvJvP)

Hey, Sonny! You wanna come up and see my etchings?

Posted by: The Old Granny from the Playboy cartoons at November 01, 2024 01:36 PM (P9Bxr)

194 50 million R's voted for "Cheney" twice. A lot of them are fucking idiots.

That's who the Democrats want voting against Trump. The lefties are a given, they want to disaffect rightards.

Posted by: ... at November 01, 2024 01:36 PM (nBRaJ)

195 Is today National Cinnamon Day?
Yuck!

Posted by: Ciampino - Stop spewing bullshit pseudo science! at November 01, 2024 01:36 PM (i0xsb)

196 189 Do you think they ever notice how often the are completely wrong about ... everything?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 01, 2024 01:36 PM (U4x6/)

=======

I'm really looking forward to their wails about how Republicans suppressed votes across the nation in equal proportion despite uneven rules around mail in voting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 01, 2024 01:37 PM (GBKbO)

197
This plan is cool. But have you considered adding some impalements?
Posted by: Vlad Tepes, Election Consultant at November 01, 2024 01:33 PM (wE/O3)

As long as the stakes are purple...

Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at November 01, 2024 01:37 PM (y9nCu)

198 A NYTimes "reporter" emailed Tucker to ask if his recent choice of necktie color has sinister undertones.

http://tiny.cc/395tzz
Posted by: bonhomme at November 01, 2024 01:32 PM (Odg76)

can't stop laughing !

Posted by: runner at November 01, 2024 01:37 PM (V13WU)

199 Is today National Cinnamon Day?
Yuck!
Posted by: Ciampino - Stop spewing bullshit pseudo science! at November 01, 2024 01:36 PM (i0xsb)

=====

What?! You can't have French toast without cinnamon.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 01, 2024 01:37 PM (DRSnL)

200 Which should be apparent to everyone by now, is NOT synonymous with the Democrat Party.

Lots of their voters haven't figured it out yet, but the power structure of the Democrat Party is close enough now to be almost completely in step with the Cheneys and the Bushes and the rest of the rot that dominated the R Party for the first decade of this century.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 01, 2024 01:31 PM (dGCAG)

***

Eh.. I mean, the Clintons, Obama, Kerry, Biden.. the Democrats have been run by neocon sh*tstains for decades, too. That’s not new.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 01, 2024 01:37 PM (FC8SQ)

201 I hate the fact that the goddamned gas pumps quack at you while you simply try to fill your tank. In most cases, tapping the second button from the top on the right side of the screen will temporarily gag the fucker.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Tapping it with a BFH will permanently silence it.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at November 01, 2024 01:37 PM (rKWoo)

202 "Hugh Hewitt rips his earpiece out and walks off set LIVE on-air while calling the Washington Post an 'election ad' for Kamala"

PLEASE tell me you're not just realizing this now, Hugh........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 01, 2024 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

203 Governor Whitman solved her jobs problem.

Michigan Gov. Whitmer Falsely Claims Michigan Added 27,000 Jobs This Fiscal Year - They're Down 16,000

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 01, 2024 01:37 PM (L/fGl)

204 115 It's Hugh Hewitt. I have a hard time seeing him going 'beast mode' on anything but Mitt Romneys nutsack.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 01, 2024 01:25 PM (mfUOU)

Quote of the day nominee?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2024 01:26 PM (P9Bxr)

I'd second that nomination.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 01, 2024 01:37 PM (ndUWR)

205 I think Democrats are hitting the wall on abortion messaging.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 01, 2024 01:25 PM (GBKbO)

ISWYDT.

Posted by: pookysgirl, nap-ready at November 01, 2024 01:37 PM (dtlDP)

206 We're going to hit hard times, even if Trump wins.
But we'll go off a cliff if it's Kamala.

Posted by: Blago at November 01, 2024 01:37 PM (wMRY8)

207 Do you think they ever notice how often the are completely wrong about ... everything?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 01, 2024 01:36 PM (U4x6/)

If they noticed, they'd get banned.

If they noticed, they wouldn't be leftists.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 01, 2024 01:38 PM (A0ECY)

208 Deindustralization is the new thing. The German Green party is demanding it by means of edict. We are managing it by the way of regulation, and economic failure.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 01, 2024 01:38 PM (D7oie)

209 ...the raw number of young Republican men who are voting early? Just 220,694 out of the total 13.5 million early battleground-state votes cast. That’s 1.6% of the total.
--
Biden didn't win by 5 million votes.
It was 42,000 across 3 states; AZ, GA and WI.
There are no young, white men in any of those states ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 01, 2024 01:38 PM (U4x6/)

210 literally Hitler

I'm ready to march to the poll.

https://youtu.be/D0WnZyxp_Wo?list=RDD0WnZyxp_Wo

Posted by: DaveA at November 01, 2024 01:39 PM (FhXTo)

211 207 Do you think they ever notice how often the are completely wrong about ... everything?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 01, 2024 01:36 PM (U4x6/)

If they noticed, they'd get banned.

If they noticed, they wouldn't be leftists.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 01, 2024 01:38 PM (A0ECY)

=======

The post-election (assuming a Kamala loss...fingers crossed) caterwauling will be wonderful to observe.

"I always knew she was a dumb bint, but I was doing me part."
"You can't say that! She's one of us! She's great!"
"This was such a winnable race against a felon, and she blew it!"
"No! It was voter suppression!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 01, 2024 01:39 PM (GBKbO)

212 or Dane, turnout in 2020 was something like 90% so how do you improve on that...very hard.

Posted by: WisRich at November 01, 2024 01:24 PM (G0vdT)

Pikers.
Posted by: PA County With 110% Turnout at November 01, 2024 01:28 PM (FC8SQ)

Noobs.

Posted by: Wayne County, Michigan at November 01, 2024 01:39 PM (rj6Yv)

213
Spandau Ballet >Spandau Prison

To Cut a Long Story Short

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE2sCISQmpE

Posted by: naturalfake at November 01, 2024 01:39 PM (eDfFs)

214 There is a dearth of news out of the ME. It's just polls, polls, and more bullshit.

Posted by: Ciampino - Is Gaza flat yet? at November 01, 2024 01:39 PM (i0xsb)

215 Daughter sent me a picture of a house decorated for Halloween in Fresno.
Three flags on the garage:
GOD GUNS & TRUMP
KAMALA HARRIS IS AN IDIOT
1776 WE THE PEOPLE

Posted by: wth at November 01, 2024 01:39 PM (v0R5T)

216 Didn't a dwarfish economist insist this is the best economy ever?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 01, 2024 01:40 PM (xeLtb)

217 Now look Garbage people, don’t pounce. 12000 beats nothing. Saving nothing for next month.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 01, 2024 01:40 PM (kzHlT)

218 There is a dearth of news out of the ME. It's just polls, polls, and more bullshit.

==

the Middle East is on this polling game ?? Uff Da!

Posted by: runner at November 01, 2024 01:40 PM (V13WU)

219 Love that the people who have no voting record are +19 for Trump. A number like that is enough to beat the steal.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 01, 2024 01:40 PM (aRslG)

220 "161 I'll post again. International Paper in Georgetown, SC is shutting down by yearend. There will be 800 people kicked to the curb. My expectation is Georgetown will be a retiree community extension of Myrtle Beach.
------------
It will likely smell better."

Kind of ironic.

The plant makes mostly paper fluff used in baby diapers.

Posted by: pawn at November 01, 2024 01:40 PM (QB+5g)

221 Has the deep state given up on Harris with this Jobs report? Or do they know Trump is going to win and they are setting the table for an economic crash to blame on him?? Inquiring minds want to know...

Posted by: t-squared at November 01, 2024 01:41 PM (pmoqr)

222 So, has anyone had a package of pepperoni mold before? Unopened and in the fridge. Just a couple weeks old.

Food quality and sanitation is just shit anymore. Literally.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 01, 2024 01:41 PM (Q4IgG)

223 "More than 400 economists and former high-ranking policy makers are endorsing Harris and her plans for the economy."
________________

What is it with the Reds and citing X number of "experts" supporting their stupid policies?

All they've established here is that there are 400 economists and former high-ranking policy makers who have their heads up their asses.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 01:42 PM (YqDXo)

224
Somebody show me some good polling. I'm feeling antsy.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 01, 2024 01:42 PM (+oR7L)

225 Love that the people who have no voting record are +19 for Trump. A number like that is enough to beat the steal.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

As others have written, that's how we got Obaka. If it plays out that way, it's a nice volley smash. YMMV.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2024 01:42 PM (IG4Id)

226 Still waiting on the hot GUYS waiting for me...

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 01, 2024 01:42 PM (DRSnL)

227 Mollie
@MZHemingway
"He's saying quite explicitly and unambiguously that Liz Cheney should be shot, should be executed by firing squad." -- the absolutely broken and self-hating @JonahDispatch, lying BRAZENLY about what was said
Quote
Jim Hanson
@JimHansonDC
Trump tells Liz Cheney to pick up a rifle & face the enemies she wants other people's kids to die fighting

Jonah Goldberg (Dem, CNN): Trump wants Liz Cheney to face a firing squad
That's shamefully dishonest
Video From Collin Rugg
9:20 AM · Nov 1, 2024

Mollie
@MZHemingway
"Let's execute a political opponent who happens to be a woman because I don't like her" -- how @jonahdispatch KNOWINGLY lied about Trump saying Liz Cheney should have to fight in the many deadly wars she and Jonah have supported. Even for Jonah, this is a shocking debasement.
10:29 AM · Nov 1, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 01, 2024 01:42 PM (9aVck)

228 OTOH

Apparently the Norks danced all the way across Russia.

https://youtu.be/lwoSFQb5HVk

Posted by: DaveA at November 01, 2024 01:43 PM (FhXTo)

229 There was an early episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia where Dennis and Dee's mom dies and she leaves Dennis the house under the condition that their father Frank not step foot in it.

Well, eventually Frank does get in and a guy Dennis was trying to scheme finds out and says he's going to tell the lawyer.

Dennis' reply is simply, "C'mon, like, let that shit slide!"

That's Kamala's campaign. "Let that shit slide!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 01, 2024 01:43 PM (KbCG3)

230 Somebody show me some good polling. I'm feeling antsy.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 01, 2024 01:42 PM (+oR7L)

BATTLEGROUND STATES poll

Voters who have voted in...
🔵 '22/'24 primaries: Harris+3
🟡 '22, not primaries: Tie
🔴 '20 general election only: Trump+12
🔴 No voting record: Trump+19

NYT/Siena | PA/MI/WI/AZ/GA/NC

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 01, 2024 01:43 PM (A0ECY)

231 is it 12,000 saved or created?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 01, 2024 01:43 PM (z/ifB)

232 Sure I’ll be unemployed but I can still kill my baby.
Vote Kamala

Posted by: Women at November 01, 2024 01:43 PM (OiN/d)

233 The post-election (assuming a Kamala loss...fingers crossed) caterwauling will be wonderful to observe.

"I always knew she was a dumb bint, but I was doing me part."
"You can't say that! She's one of us! She's great!"
"This was such a winnable race against a felon, and she blew it!"
"No! It was voter suppression!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 01, 2024 01:39 PM (GBKbO)

That's just the preamble before it all turns into a mad dog scrum of recrimination and blame.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 01, 2024 01:43 PM (eDfFs)

234 12,000 vs 120,000--order of magnitude, order of shmagnitude, amirite?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 01, 2024 01:43 PM (z/ifB)

235 "I always knew she was a dumb bint, but I was doing me part."
"You can't say that! She's one of us! She's great!"
"This was such a winnable race against a felon, and she blew it!"
"No! It was voter suppression!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 01, 2024 01:39 PM (GBKbO)
_______________

You left out the hardy perennials:

"It was racism!"
"It was sexism!"
"It was white supremacy!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 01:44 PM (YqDXo)

236 And Democrats will still vote Democrat.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 01, 2024 01:44 PM (d2bW3)

237 I've watched several Hewitt video clips on YT over the last couple of weeks. He came across pretty solid for Trump, but always pointed out his affiliation with the WaPo when singling out the MSM bullshit. So, if he quit, that's no surprise to me.

Posted by: mrp at November 01, 2024 01:44 PM (rj6Yv)

238 Eh.. I mean, the Clintons, Obama, Kerry, Biden.. the Democrats have been run by neocon sh*tstains for decades, too. That’s not new.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 01, 2024 01:37 PM (FC8SQ)

I think there was a lot more genuflecting before the left though, and it's become more apparent now that they just don't give a damn anymore.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 01, 2024 01:44 PM (dGCAG)

239 I'll post again. International Paper in Georgetown, SC is shutting down by yearend. There will be 800 people kicked to the curb. My expectation is Georgetown will be a retiree community extension of Myrtle Beach.
------------
It will likely smell better.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 01, 2024 01:32 PM (AdHga)
***

Camas Washington has entered the chat.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2024 01:44 PM (W/lyH)

240 So, has anyone had a package of pepperoni mold before? Unopened and in the fridge. Just a couple weeks old.

Food quality and sanitation is just shit anymore. Literally.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 01, 2024 01:41 PM (Q4IgG)

Illegals taking a dump in the pepperoni fields again, smdh

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 01, 2024 01:44 PM (FC8SQ)

241 Mollie
@MZHemingway
"Let's execute a political opponent who happens to be a woman because I don't like her" -- how @jonahdispatch KNOWINGLY lied about Trump saying Liz Cheney should have to fight in the many deadly wars she and Jonah have supported. Even for Jonah, this is a shocking debasement.
10:29 AM · Nov 1, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at November 01, 2024 01:42 PM (9aVck)

They lie.

They deflect.

They defame.

They have nothing else.

Gaslighting or bust.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 01, 2024 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

242 Hot girls are waiting for you
---------

Talk about 12,000 "jobs" a month...

Posted by: ... at November 01, 2024 01:45 PM (nBRaJ)

243 I wonder if Kalamari is alarmed that she's going to be on the street (?) in such a dire employment market.

Oh wait, when Trump wins, it WON'T be such a dire employment market, so she probably won't have any trouble finding another job.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 01:45 PM (YqDXo)

244 Since it is obvious these economists don’t know a damn thing. Why would anyone pay them? Or maybe they are just part of the propaganda machine?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 01, 2024 01:45 PM (kzHlT)

245 Are those hot girls Ackbar approved?

Posted by: wth at November 01, 2024 01:46 PM (v0R5T)

246 Still waiting on the hot GUYS waiting for me...
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 01, 2024 01:42 PM (DRSnL)

Bacon Hubby hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 01, 2024 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

247 90 TJM

Not right NOW! Later, maybe.

There's never been a time when it was more important for Trump to drill down on fundamental things. To HELL with the Cheneys for the next 48 hours.

Inflation. Immigration. Rinse and repeat.

Posted by: mnw at November 01, 2024 01:46 PM (NLIak)

248 Posted by: Jordan61 at November 01, 2024 01:42 PM (DRSnL

LOL. They never seem to have those ads, do they?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 01, 2024 01:46 PM (ugEfN)

249 The post-election (assuming a Kamala loss...fingers crossed) caterwauling will be wonderful to observe.

"I always knew she was a dumb bint, but I was doing me part."
"You can't say that! She's one of us! She's great!"
"This was such a winnable race against a felon, and she blew it!"
"No! It was voter suppression!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 01, 2024 01:39 PM (GBKbO)

Racism. Sexism. Kamala was a terrible candidate. Why'd we ever dump Joe for a woman who sucked her way to the top and married a serial adulterer and domestic abuser?!?!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 01, 2024 01:47 PM (KbCG3)

250 Worked with a guy at Boeing who had worked on the Saturn project early in his career. He said von Braun was an ass.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2024 01:32 PM (W/lyH)

Reminds me of the Norm MacDonald joke, which he used for various rogues in history, but particularly the Albert Fish version, where he recites many of Fish's crimes against humanity. Including quoting Fish talking about eating the flesh of the children he killed.

At the conclusion of which, Norm says "I mean, this guy was a real jerk!"

Posted by: BurtTC at November 01, 2024 01:48 PM (dGCAG)

251 Humor:
That movie sequel to "Pet Cemetery" sisn't do so well, it had too many plots.

Doctor to Invisible Man: "It's been a while since I last saw you."

Okay, I'll go in the corner now. Tell me when I can come out.

Posted by: Ciampino - Paging Ahmed! at November 01, 2024 01:48 PM (i0xsb)

252 Relax guys, the estimates were only off 900%

Posted by: Picric at November 01, 2024 01:48 PM (bIwhP)

253 How many firing squads allow the accused to have a rifle Jonah you a hole ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 01, 2024 01:48 PM (IyPmt)

254 Who predicted 113K? Are they unemployed now too?
Posted by: fd

heh

Posted by: Miklos is amused at November 01, 2024 01:48 PM (khrpa)

255 Important life hack. I saw a show on PBS in they dug up a 17th century Polish vampire graveyard. They said one way to keep a vampire from rising from the grave is to lock a padlock around the corpse's left big toe. (They also had placed a sickle over her throat such that it would decapitate her if she sat up.)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 01, 2024 01:48 PM (L/fGl)

256 250 90 TJM

Not right NOW! Later, maybe.

There's never been a time when it was more important for Trump to drill down on fundamental things. To HELL with the Cheneys for the next 48 hours.

Inflation. Immigration. Rinse and repeat.
Posted by: mnw at November 01, 2024 01:46 PM (NLIak)

========

Eh.

60% of the vote is done.

Taking a quick second in an interview to talk about how Cheney is a chickenhawk is whatever.

I swear. People freak out about every little news bump like it's world changing.

Remember when Trump's candidacy was over because of Hitler? It was, like 7 days ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 01, 2024 01:48 PM (GBKbO)

257 22/'24 primaries: Harris+3
--------

So Harris is ahead among people who have never cast a vote for her. 🤔

Posted by: ... at November 01, 2024 01:49 PM (nBRaJ)

258 I think there was a lot more genuflecting before the left though, and it's become more apparent now that they just don't give a damn anymore.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 01, 2024 01:44 PM (dGCAG)

***

Most of the left was never against war; they were just against anti-communist wars. The more power the left has amassed, the more comfortable they are using the military to crush their enemies.

Now that America’s state religion is anti-white gay communism, they’re fully on-board with whatever wars kill white Christian men. See: Ukraine.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 01, 2024 01:49 PM (FC8SQ)

259 Posted by: Ammika at November 01, 2024 01:41 PM (5e5uW)

are they wearing lace wigs?

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 01, 2024 01:50 PM (v6XNT)

260 Liz Cheney is a nobody but Trump decides to elevate her

Because she's a Cheney, and a warmonger, and endorsed Harris. Democrats need to be reminded of this.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 01, 2024 01:50 PM (ExV1e)

261
At the conclusion of which, Norm says "I mean, this guy was a real jerk!"
Posted by: BurtTC at November 01, 2024 01:48 PM (dGCAG)

"The more I hear about this Hitler guy, the less I like him."

Posted by: ... at November 01, 2024 01:50 PM (nBRaJ)

262 People always forget about Alfried Krupp. He was a nastier piece of work than Hess, Speer, von Braun and many others.

He was given a light sentence at Nuremberg (12 years), which was commuted after three years, and he recovered all his seized assets anyway, when we decided we needed him out to help reindustrialize the Rhineland.

He never once even made the pro forma renunciations, and remained a vocal Party-loyal Nazi until his death.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2024 01:50 PM (7oYYI)

263 Jonah Goldberg is a fat, stupid ambulatory obscenity.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 01, 2024 01:50 PM (xeLtb)

264 Kamala is still giving out jobs.

Posted by: Roy at November 01, 2024 01:50 PM (z+ik4)

265 22/24 primaries was Joe who was kicked off the ballot; NYT times is confused

Posted by: runner at November 01, 2024 01:50 PM (V13WU)

266 261 Liz Cheney is a nobody but Trump decides to elevate her

Because she's a Cheney, and a warmonger, and endorsed Harris. Democrats need to be reminded of this.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at November 01, 2024 01:50 PM (ExV1e)

=======

And she's not nobody.

She's part of one of the most powerful political families in America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 01, 2024 01:51 PM (GBKbO)

267 Still waiting on the hot GUYS waiting for me...

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 01, 2024 01:42 PM (DRSnL)

There was a whole MoMe of them waiting for you.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Guilty as a Jaywalker, Free as a Bird at November 01, 2024 01:51 PM (i24o9)

268 Jonah Goldberg is a fat, stupid ambulatory obscenity.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at November 01, 2024 01:50 PM (xeLtb)

Hey Jonah. Rub your hands together and make me some butter, will ya?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 01, 2024 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)

269 Still waiting on the hot GUYS waiting for me...
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 01, 2024 01:42 PM (DRSnL)

No you're not.

Posted by: ... at November 01, 2024 01:51 PM (nBRaJ)

270 Kind of ironic.

The plant makes mostly paper fluff used in baby diapers.
Posted by: pawn

This is just "right sizing" their operation. We're doing our part to reduce demand!

Posted by: Party of Moloch at November 01, 2024 01:51 PM (JCZqz)

271 What if Jonah isn't misinterpreting Trump's comments out of bad faith?

Isn't the likelier explanation that he's just too fucking stupid to understand?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at November 01, 2024 01:51 PM (KbCG3)

272 Somebody show me some good polling. I'm feeling antsy.
Posted by: Frank Barone at November 01, 2024 01:42 PM (+oR7L)

You are in SO MUCH LUCK!!!

youtu.be/fYU2pRtCl10

Posted by: Kindltot at November 01, 2024 01:51 PM (D7oie)

273 those NYT stats are crap

Posted by: runner at November 01, 2024 01:51 PM (V13WU)

274
So Harris is ahead among people who have never cast a vote for her. 🤔
Posted by: ... at November 01, 2024 01:49 PM (nBRaJ)

BWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 01, 2024 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

275 Trump attacks the female Cheney War Pig.
With exactly the argument the left made from 2001 to 2008 against her dad.
Media and Dems rush to defend the War Pig.

Non-crazy Democrats: "WTF, we're defending Liz Cheney?! Nope. I'm out."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 01, 2024 01:52 PM (U4x6/)

276 "More than 400 economists and former high-ranking policy makers are endorsing Harris and her plans for the economy."

So 40,000 did NOT endorse her?

And those are government Democrats.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 01, 2024 01:52 PM (Cus5s)

277 Worked with a guy at Boeing who had worked on the Saturn project early in his career. He said von Braun was an ass.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2024 01:32 PM (W/lyH)

Not a shock. He was literally one of these "change the world" guys.

There's like a 99.5% chance that he'd have a massive ego and suffer fools lightly, and a .5% chance that he was a cool humble guy who was fun to have a beer with.

Least shocking story evah!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 01, 2024 01:52 PM (eDfFs)

278 Posted by: Ammika at November 01, 2024 01:41 PM (5e5uW)

are they wearing lace wigs?
Posted by: Sturmtoddler
.....

and nothing else except Ugg Boots?

Posted by: wth at November 01, 2024 01:52 PM (v0R5T)

279 LOL. Joe Walsh, leftist twit, called out Aaron Rupar, really stupid leftist, for deceptively clipping out context from Trump's remarks on Liz Cheney. Rupar cried about it.

http://tiny.cc/mb5tzz

Posted by: bonhomme at November 01, 2024 01:52 PM (Odg76)

280 Are those hot girls Ackbar approved?
Posted by: wth at November 01, 2024 01:46 PM (v0R5T)

Well, I am one of them! (Bats eyelashes)

Posted by: The Old Granny from the Playboy cartoons at November 01, 2024 01:53 PM (rUtjp)

281 Tump hates stronk womenz like Liz Cheney , OK ? now we can move on.

Posted by: runner at November 01, 2024 01:53 PM (V13WU)

282 I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
Even these trick-or-treaters understand how tough things have gotten under Bidenomics. 😂✊😂

https://tinyurl.com/bdd44vkr

Posted by: redridinghood at November 01, 2024 01:53 PM (NpAcC)

283 Still waiting on the hot GUYS waiting for me...
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 01, 2024 01:42 PM (DRSnL)

Jeesh. You just got back from the TX MoMe.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 01, 2024 01:53 PM (v6JzV)

284 I was going to vote, but then I got distracted looking for all the hot girls waiting for me.

Posted by: spindrift at November 01, 2024 01:53 PM (OguvZ)

285 Trump attacks the female Cheney War Pig.
With exactly the argument the left made from 2001 to 2008 against her dad.
Media and Dems rush to defend the War Pig.

Non-crazy Democrats: "WTF, we're defending Liz Cheney?! Nope. I'm out."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 01, 2024 01:52 PM (U4x6/)

Just shows the Democrats have no scruples.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 01, 2024 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

286 Seen elsewhere that 12,000 averages out to about 4 jobs per county.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 01, 2024 01:53 PM (5KeIv)

287
Republicans for YEARS: I just want a Republican who *fights*!!!

Trump: {{fights}}

Republicans: Not like that, that's icky!!!! Could turn people off....

Posted by: ... at November 01, 2024 01:53 PM (nBRaJ)

288 Re abortion, the Allred commercials in TX are about nothing but abortion. Never mind that a US senator has no impact whatsoever on this, as this is a state issue now (as it should be). Those ads would be appropriate for a state senate race, but not US senate. But Democrats are retards.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 01, 2024 01:54 PM (XMwZJ)

289 Worked with a guy at Boeing who had worked on the Saturn project early in his career. He said von Braun was an ass.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2024 01:32 PM (W/lyH)

Quelle surprise. von Braun was a German Nazi who worked for Hitler. Being an AH and an employer of slave labor was a prerequisite for the position.

Posted by: mrp at November 01, 2024 01:54 PM (rj6Yv)

290 Liz Cheney was one of two "Republicans" on Pelosi's J6 committee. She's on record as stating Trump should never be allowed back into the White House and his supporters should be investigated. She's been pretty belligerent about it.

So, Trump going after Cheney is just necessary tit-for-tat political bitching. She deserves it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 01, 2024 01:54 PM (Q4IgG)

291

Jeesh. You just got back from the TX MoMe.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 01, 2024 01:53 PM (v6JzV)

I'm not good looking, but I can lift pretty heavy things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 01, 2024 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

292 I always thought Hewitt was wheelchair bound. Did he actually walk off?

Many 'rons are awfully hard on Hugh. He's fought the good fight for decades.

Some folks are so amped up that they're eating their own now.

Posted by: mnw at November 01, 2024 01:54 PM (NLIak)

293 But if you think about it, in a way, you could almost argue that in some cases 12,000 > 661,000.

But you people are close-minded bigots!

Posted by: Axeman at November 01, 2024 01:54 PM (wRjjz)

294 284 Still waiting on the hot GUYS waiting for me...
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 01, 2024 01:42 PM (DRSnL)

Jeesh. You just got back from the TX MoMe.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 01, 2024 01:53 PM (v6JzV)

Yeah, all those hot guys from the MoMe were waiting for their bacon (!)

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 01, 2024 01:54 PM (ndUWR)

295 Am I the only one who thinks Liz Cheney in front of a firing squad isn’t a terrible idea?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 01, 2024 01:54 PM (P+Tnw)

296 Tump hates stronk womenz like Liz Cheney , OK ? now we can move on.

I can understand why. A little deodorant goes a long way, Liz.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 01, 2024 01:54 PM (lUFok)

297 At the conclusion of which, Norm says "I mean, this guy was a real jerk!"
Posted by: BurtTC at November 01, 2024 01:48 PM (dGCAG)

"The more I hear about this Hitler guy, the less I like him."
Posted by: ... at November 01, 2024 01:50 PM (nBRaJ)

Or when noting that people were saying of Bill Cosby "it was the deception that was the worst part of it."

Norm would say "Personally I think the raping would be the worst part of it."

Posted by: BurtTC at November 01, 2024 01:55 PM (dGCAG)

298
Yeah, all those hot guys from the MoMe were waiting for their bacon (!)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 01, 2024 01:54 PM (ndUWR)

It was in the 90's during the day that weekend.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 01, 2024 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

299 Non-crazy Democrats: "WTF, we're defending Liz Cheney?! Nope. I'm out."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 01, 2024 01:52 PM (U4x6/)

Yep, we discussed it and neither of us is voting for someone who embraces a Cheney.

Posted by: Non-crazy Democrats at November 01, 2024 01:55 PM (FC8SQ)

300 Posted by: Ammika at November 01, 2024 01:41 PM (5e5uW)

are they wearing lace wigs?
Posted by: Sturmtoddler
.....

and nothing else except Ugg Boots?
Posted by: wth at November 01, 2024 01:52 PM (v0R5T)

ok i'm listening...

and if they're interested in a kidney, jokes on them. the left one is smaller from the cancer surgery a few years ago.

good luck getting a decent price for it...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 01, 2024 01:55 PM (v6XNT)

301 Is it possible that "Blow Jobs" were left out of this job creation report. I know Car-Mella has created many,many of those type of jobs and I just don't believe she's getting the credit for them.

Posted by: Some guy named Willie at November 01, 2024 01:56 PM (/Zc2s)

302 265 Kamala is still giving out jobs.

Posted by: Roy at November 01, 2024 01:50 PM (z+ik4)
----
I still say she blows!

Posted by: Ciampino - Paging Ahmed! Mr Ahmed? at November 01, 2024 01:56 PM (i0xsb)

303 No you're not.
Posted by: ... at November 01, 2024 01:51 PM (nBRaJ)

=====

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 01, 2024 01:56 PM (DRSnL)

304 Yeah, all those hot guys from the MoMe were waiting for their bacon (!)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 01, 2024 01:54 PM (ndUWR)

=====

Hey! They all got it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 01, 2024 01:57 PM (DRSnL)

305 The change in total nonfarm payroll employment for August was revised down by 81,000, from
+159,000 to +78,000, and the change for September was revised down by 31,000, from +254,000 to
+223,000. With these revisions, employment in August and September combined is 112,000 lower
than previously reported.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 01, 2024 01:57 PM (gbOdA)

306 I saw Tump Hates Stronk Womenz open for 4 Non Blondes at Lilith Fair in '96.

My carcass still votes Democrat every election.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 01, 2024 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

307 People always forget about Alfried Krupp. He was a nastier piece of work than Hess, Speer, von Braun and many others.

Fritz Todt. If you were a real 4F German National ? You got conscripted into Organization Todt. Which wasn't THAT much better than Dachau.

Germany made great pains to find "something" for you to do. Different battalions for dietary requirements, bad joints, and such. But if you couldn't fit any of those ? You went to Organization Todt. Which was not good.

Posted by: History - Read It at November 01, 2024 01:57 PM (quaGr)

308 Yeah, all those hot guys from the MoMe were waiting for their bacon (!)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 01, 2024 01:54 PM (ndUWR)

=====

Hey! They all got it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 01, 2024 01:57 PM (DRSnL)

so...

phrasing is right out the window eh....

makes note to get to one of these things eventually....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 01, 2024 01:57 PM (v6XNT)

309 The change in total nonfarm payroll employment for August was revised down by 81,000, from
+159,000 to +78,000, and the change for September was revised down by 31,000, from +254,000 to
+223,000. With these revisions, employment in August and September combined is 112,000 lower
than previously reported.
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 01, 2024 01:57 PM (gbOdA)

Why this number should be jettisoned from everything everywhere. It's one of the most unreliable numbers coming from the government every month.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 01, 2024 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

310 He never once even made the pro forma renunciations, and remained a vocal Party-loyal Nazi until his death.
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The most valuable characteristic in an employee is loyalty.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 01, 2024 01:58 PM (AdHga)

311 Yeah, all those hot guys from the MoMe were waiting for their bacon (!)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 01, 2024 01:54 PM (ndUWR)

Hey! They all got it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 01, 2024 01:57 PM (DRSnL)

Are ya aching, yum yum yum
For some bacon, yum yum yum

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 01, 2024 01:59 PM (A0ECY)

312 If you subtract government jobs, the report is that 28,000 jobs were LOST.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 01, 2024 01:59 PM (lTGtQ)

313 Well, I am one of them! (Bats eyelashes)
Posted by: The Old Granny from the Playboy cartoons
.......

Is Liz Cheney one too?

Posted by: wth at November 01, 2024 01:59 PM (v0R5T)

314 DOOM
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at November 01, 2024 01:27 PM (t6ibK)

QUAKE!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 01, 2024 01:59 PM (VNX3d)

315 Quelle surprise. von Braun was a German Nazi who worked for Hitler. Being an AH and an employer of slave labor was a prerequisite for the position.
Posted by: mrp at November 01, 2024 01:54 PM (rj6Yv)

He really, really wanted to play with big rockets, and he was a sufficiently amoral opportunist that getting into bed with the Nazis to do it was no big deal for him. It's a good thing that America got his talents, and not the Soviets.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2024 01:59 PM (rUtjp)

316 312 If you subtract government jobs, the report is that 28,000 jobs were LOST.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 01, 2024 01:59 PM (lTGtQ)

======

If you add jobs saved, it's 1,000,000,000 plus.

What's your point?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 01, 2024 01:59 PM (GBKbO)

317 "Getting their bacon" is a new innuendo to me.

Posted by: Axeman at November 01, 2024 02:00 PM (wRjjz)

318 Plenty of jobs in Springfield.

Posted by: They're eating the dogs at November 01, 2024 02:01 PM (DobEs)

319 If you subtract government jobs, the report is that 28,000 jobs were LOST.

That was one of the moments were Obama really got my attention. Him bitching that Government Jobs were not being counted as equal to a private sector job.

The GOP, at the time, neither pounced or seized on his statement.

Posted by: History - Read It at November 01, 2024 02:01 PM (quaGr)

320 "Getting their bacon" is a new innuendo to me.
Posted by: Axeman at November 01, 2024 02:00 PM (wRjjz)

Come to a TxMoMe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 01, 2024 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

321 All government jobs, state, local or fed, should be excluded from job reports because those are overhead. They are anti-growth.
A jobs report should measure growth.
Just my $.02 worth.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at November 01, 2024 02:01 PM (MeG8a)

322 221 Hot girls are waiting for you on --- www.Nu21.eu
Posted by: Ammika at November 01, 2024 01:41 PM (5e5uW)
________
I think you've come to the wrong site. This is AOSHQ. We have 'ettes, all of them hotter than your sluts.

Posted by: Eeyore at November 01, 2024 02:01 PM (1bNHn)

323 > Worked with a guy at Boeing who had worked on the Saturn project early in his career. He said von Braun was an ass.

A gifted German engineer and physicist was an ass? Inconceivable!

Posted by: bonhomme at November 01, 2024 02:01 PM (Odg76)

324
The GOP, at the time, neither pounced or seized on his statement.
Posted by: History - Read It at November 01, 2024 02:01 PM (quaGr)

It's why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 01, 2024 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

325 Ehhhh dicey post at 395

Posted by: Four word commenter name at November 01, 2024 02:01 PM (JCyGf)

326

Double pleasure waiting for you

https://youtu.be/X_gQJaHqKGQ

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 01, 2024 02:02 PM (63Dwl)

327 295 that is

Posted by: Four word commenter name at November 01, 2024 02:02 PM (JCyGf)

328 The most valuable characteristic in an employee is loyalty.
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 01, 2024 01:58 PM (AdHga)

And punctuality. My Dad told me that von Braun ordered his right-hand flunkies to observe and keep notes on who punched in late or early for work. von Braun actually had one-way glass installed for the purpose.

Posted by: mrp at November 01, 2024 02:02 PM (rj6Yv)

329 Least shocking story evah!
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Snort. Socialism is just Serfdom. The object of serfdom is to become a lord, earl or king.

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 01, 2024 02:02 PM (AdHga)

330 I think you've come to the wrong site. This is AOSHQ. We have 'ettes, all of them hotter than your sluts.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 01, 2024 02:01 PM (1bNHn)

Not just better looking, but smarter and better conversationalists too!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 01, 2024 02:02 PM (VNX3d)

331 Kamala could have given out more jobs, but she's slowing down. Still 12,000 is a lot

Posted by: Axeman at November 01, 2024 02:02 PM (wRjjz)

332 Fritz Todt. If you were a real 4F German National ? You got conscripted into Organization Todt. Which wasn't THAT much better than Dachau.

Germany made great pains to find "something" for you to do. Different battalions for dietary requirements, bad joints, and such. But if you couldn't fit any of those ? You went to Organization Todt. Which was not good.
Posted by: History

Doesn't "Todt" mean "death" in German?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 01, 2024 02:02 PM (v6JzV)

333 Every guy wants to get a little.

Posted by: Bacon, I mean at November 01, 2024 02:02 PM (DobEs)

334 Worked with a guy at Boeing who had worked on the Saturn project early in his career. He said von Braun was an ass.

Read a biography by one of Braun's German scientists.

He said one of the things about Saturn was that it was so big that they had to change the organizational structure which had stayed constant since Peenemünde.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 01, 2024 02:02 PM (uxCna)

335 Worked with a guy at Boeing who had worked on the Saturn project early in his career. He said von Braun was an ass.

A gifted German engineer and physicist was an ass? Inconceivable!
Posted by: bonhomme at November 01, 2024 02:01 PM (Odg76)

It is not possible.

Posted by: Every German contractor's response to a change I requested at November 01, 2024 02:02 PM (ufFY8)

336 >>>>> Vance: I'm a Reagan guy, but he screwed up a lot. He closed down the mental institutions, and his 1986 amnesty turned California into a one-party tate”

Reagan was compelled by a law passed by former Governor Pat Brown to close down the psych hospitals in California.

Posted by: 13times at November 01, 2024 02:03 PM (b3ml3)

337 Yeah, all those hot guys from the MoMe were waiting for their bacon (!)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 01, 2024 01:54 PM (ndUWR)

It was in the 90's during the day that weekend.

Posted by: Sponge

Because a cold front came through

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 01, 2024 02:03 PM (lTGtQ)

338 I'm not good looking, but I can lift pretty heavy things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 01, 2024 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

Did you just call me heavy?

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 01, 2024 02:03 PM (DRSnL)

339 I think you've come to the wrong site. This is AOSHQ. We have 'ettes, all of them hotter than your sluts.
Posted by: Eeyore at November 01, 2024 02:01 PM (1bNHn)

Not just better looking, but smarter and better conversationalists too!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
.......

and good cooks, too.

Posted by: wth at November 01, 2024 02:04 PM (v0R5T)

340 Double pleasure waiting for you

https://youtu.be/X_gQJaHqKGQ

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 01, 2024 02:02 PM (63Dwl)
---
It just occurred to me, they knew what they were doing back then.

Posted by: Axeman at November 01, 2024 02:04 PM (wRjjz)

341 We've been in a depression for most of the Biden/Harris regime. And we've spent 10s of trillions of dollars to "achieve" this.

And I guess this is why now Dem voters control 70% of the wealth in the country.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2024 02:04 PM (oZhjI)

342 295 that is
Posted by: Four word commenter name at November 01, 2024 02:02 PM (JCyGf)

Well, normally one doesn't go before a firing squad until there has been due process.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2024 02:04 PM (rUtjp)

343 Tom Lehrer did an excellent job of skewering Von Braun.

https://tinyurl.com/h8sdsjcw

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 01, 2024 02:04 PM (uxCna)

344
=====

Did you just call me heavy?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 01, 2024 02:03 PM (DRSnL)

Nope. Just referencing my retard strength trumps smart power.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 01, 2024 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

345 >>>> I always thought Hewitt was wheelchair bound. Did he actually walk off?

Many 'rons are awfully hard on Hugh. He's fought the good fight for decades.

Some folks are so amped up that they're eating their own now.
Posted by: mnw at November 01, 2024 01:54 PM (NLIak)
*****^
Hewitt always impressed me as a smug, pseudo intellectual who liked to act like he was smarter than the conservative rubes. If he wants to impress me he should set himself on fire in front of the WaPo building. Otherwise, f@ck off.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 01, 2024 02:05 PM (CxaMi)

346 312 If you subtract government jobs, the report is that 28,000 jobs were LOST.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 01, 2024 01:59 PM (lTGtQ)

When this jobs report is, inevitably, revised downward, we will see a negative job growth.

Let's Go Brandon!!!!!!!!

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at November 01, 2024 02:05 PM (2VJPo)

347 191 At least you still have the Icehouse

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 01, 2024 02:05 PM (wBaIH)

348 Doesn't "Todt" mean "death" in German?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 01, 2024 02:02 PM (v6JzV)

yup

and if i've learned nothing else from BFV, the americans couldn't understand why some germans were looking for sonny tater...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 01, 2024 02:05 PM (v6XNT)

349 I just used the word "credulous" at work and everyone thinks I made it up.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 01, 2024 02:06 PM (DRSnL)

350 Germany made great pains to find "something" for you to do. Different battalions for dietary requirements, bad joints, and such.
Posted by: History - Read It at November 01, 2024 01:57 PM (quaGr)

Ah, yes, the little-known 5th S.S. Panzer Division “Das Glutenunverträglichkeit“!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 01, 2024 02:06 PM (FC8SQ)

351 Worked with a guy at Boeing who had worked on the Saturn project early in his career. He said von Braun was an ass.

A gifted German engineer and physicist was an ass? Inconceivable!
Posted by: bonhomme at November 01, 2024 02:01 PM (Odg76)

It is not possible.
Posted by: Every German contractor's response to a change I requested at November 01, 2024 02:02 PM (ufFY

______

My mom met WVB with her dad. Her dad was a big fan, which was a bit odd since her dad was an Italian immigrant and thus had no German pride or connection. Anyway, she said WVB was very gracious, very smart (duh), with a lot of charisma, and took the time to talk with them and even signed an autograph. But this was in a personal and not work setting.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at November 01, 2024 02:06 PM (iFTx/)

352 I can also lift heavy things.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 01, 2024 02:07 PM (nBRaJ)

353 I just used the word "credulous" at work and everyone thinks I made it up.
Posted by: Jordan61

It's a cromulent concern.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 01, 2024 02:07 PM (v6JzV)

354 It is not possible.
Posted by: Every German contractor's response to a change I requested at November 01, 2024 02:02 PM (ufFY

you must be dealing with my sister compaies engineering.

every week i hear this. and the following one, i show them proof it isn't only possible, but here's exactly where it DID F*(^%*&$%^ing happen...

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 01, 2024 02:07 PM (v6XNT)

355 Well, normally one doesn't go before a firing squad until there has been due process.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I charge you with Treason.
I find you guilty.
I sentence you to be TU.
Sentence to be carried out immediately.

Blindfold or no?
Just kidding!

FIRE!

Posted by: King Tonypete I at November 01, 2024 02:07 PM (WXNFJ)

356 I just used the word "credulous" at work and everyone thinks I made it up.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 01, 2024 02:06 PM (DRSnL)

Because they aren't.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at November 01, 2024 02:07 PM (A0ECY)

357 I just used the word "credulous" at work and everyone thinks I made it up.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 01, 2024 02:06 PM (DRSnL)

Wasn't that the meaning of the movie CHUD?

Credulous Humanoid Underground Dwellers?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 01, 2024 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

358 I just used the word "credulous" at work and everyone thinks I made it up.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 01, 2024 02:06 PM (DRSnL)
---
LOL Self-refferent comedy.

Posted by: Axeman at November 01, 2024 02:08 PM (wRjjz)

359 353 I just used the word "credulous" at work and everyone thinks I made it up.
Posted by: Jordan61
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Where do you work?

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 01, 2024 02:08 PM (AdHga)

360 That's what we need ... more commenters that want to be mods. We don't have enough moderation. For certain.

Posted by: History - Read It at November 01, 2024 02:08 PM (quaGr)

361 Probably already asked: How many of these jobs went to US citizens?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2024 02:08 PM (Hkcdp)

362 We've been in a depression for most of the Biden/Harris regime. And we've spent 10s of trillions of dollars to "achieve" this.

And I guess this is why now Dem voters control 70% of the wealth in the country.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 01, 2024 02:04 PM (oZhjI)

He promised a "true global depression" (trunaprmnalzure)

Posted by: ... at November 01, 2024 02:08 PM (nBRaJ)

363 NOOD Hugh Hewitt

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 01, 2024 02:08 PM (DRSnL)

364 360 That's what we need ... more commenters that want to be mods. We don't have enough moderation. For certain.
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Has TJM tossed anyone in the barrel yet?

Posted by: Pudinhead at November 01, 2024 02:08 PM (AdHga)

365 I just used the word "credulous" at work and everyone thinks I made it up.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 01, 2024 02:06 PM (DRSnL)

Pamela Anderson has credulous tiddies. Some people believe them to be real.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 01, 2024 02:09 PM (rUtjp)

366 NOOD Hugh Hewitt
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 01, 2024 02:08 PM (DRSnL)

*verp*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at November 01, 2024 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

367 Credulose is one of the less wear resistant man made fibers.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 01, 2024 02:09 PM (D7oie)

368 I just used the word "credulous" at work and everyone thinks I made it up.
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 01, 2024 02:06 PM (DRSnL)

so they were incredulous that it was a credulous occurrence?

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 01, 2024 02:09 PM (v6XNT)

369 364 Has TJM tossed anyone in the barrel yet?
Posted by: Pudinhead at November 01, 2024 02:08 PM (AdHga)

=======

Just trolls.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at November 01, 2024 02:09 PM (GBKbO)

370 I just used the word "credulous" at work and everyone thinks I made it up.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 01, 2024 02:06 PM (DRSnL)

Incredulous!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Guilty as a Jaywalker, Free as a Bird at November 01, 2024 02:10 PM (i24o9)

371 I just used the word "credulous" at work and everyone thinks I made it up.

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 01, 2024 02:06 PM (DRSnL)

were you gruntled that you found a situation to use credulous?

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 01, 2024 02:10 PM (v6XNT)

372 Nood flounce.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Guilty as a Jaywalker, Free as a Bird at November 01, 2024 02:10 PM (i24o9)

373 220 I did not understand why Georgetown wasn't a major boating community in SC until I learned about the papermill.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at November 01, 2024 02:11 PM (wBaIH)

374 It is not possible.
Posted by: Every German contractor's response to a change I requested at November 01, 2024 02:02 PM (ufFY

you must be dealing with my sister compaies engineering.

every week i hear this. and the following one, i show them proof it isn't only possible, but here's exactly where it DID F*(^%*&$%^ing happen...
Posted by: Sturmtoddler at November 01, 2024 02:07 PM (v6XNT)

LOL.

My experience is with at least two projects, plus an Italian firm and French firm, back in the day.
And our change requests were not unreasonable.

Posted by: Every German contractor's response to a change I requested at November 01, 2024 02:11 PM (ufFY8)

375 Ah, yes, the little-known 5th S.S. Panzer Division “Das Glutenunverträglichkeit“!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 01, 2024 02:06 PM (FC8SQ)

Fun Fact - they were noted as SEC on any genuine map you find. Security Battalions - or whatever that translates to in German. Every formation on all five beaches on D-Day ? Those battalions.

Some of them survived - there was a book of their testimonies put out some time ago. A different read, for sure. Most of their NCO leadership did not expect their surrender to be honored, after the carnage they inflicted on the initial landings.

Posted by: History - Read It at November 01, 2024 02:12 PM (quaGr)

376 Vance: I'm a Reagan guy, but he screwed up a lot. He closed down the mental institutions, and his 1986 amnesty turned California into a one-party tate”

Reagan was compelled by a law passed by former Governor Pat Brown to close down the psych hospitals in California.
Posted by: 13times at November 01, 2024 02:03 PM (b3ml3)

Reagan often gets blamed for "closing the mental institutions," but it's a complex issue, one that was heavily influenced by the movement at the time to offer more "humane" options for the mentally ill.

Autonomy and less restrictive care, and all that.

It's mostly been a disaster, but many of the institutions that were closed were hellholes.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 01, 2024 02:12 PM (dGCAG)

377 Republicans for YEARS: I just want a Republican who *fights*!!!

Trump: {{fights}}

Republicans: Not like that, that's icky!!!! Could turn people off....
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FIGHT LIKE YOU'RE FRENCH!!!

Posted by: GOPe battlecry at November 01, 2024 02:16 PM (JCZqz)

378 Vance: I'm a Reagan guy, but he screwed up a lot. He closed down the mental institutions, and his 1986 amnesty turned California into a one-party tate”

Reagan was compelled by a law passed by former Governor Pat Brown to close down the psych hospitals in California.

Posted by: 13times at November 01, 2024 02:03 PM (b3ml3)
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Nope. The mental hospitals were largely closed because of a Supreme Court decision, O'Connor v. Donaldson (1975), that made involuntary institutionalization very difficult.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 02:20 PM (YqDXo)

379 Nope. The mental hospitals were largely closed because of a Supreme Court decision, O'Connor v. Donaldson (1975), that made involuntary institutionalization very difficult.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 02:20 PM (YqDXo)
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Which decision was the culmination of a leftist program pushing "care in the community."

You see all the vagrants getting care in the community now, right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 02:23 PM (YqDXo)

380 For background on the mental hospital issue, read "My Brother Ron," a moving account of this whole era.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 02:24 PM (YqDXo)

381 "See? Nearly four years! Because Trump!
It takes a while for an administration's policies to take effect, like we saw in Obama in 2017! Shut up!"

Posted by: BuddyPC at November 01, 2024 02:46 PM (dkh0J)

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