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Monday Overnight Open Thread (11/4/24) Election Eve Edition
Quote I “When regular caffeine consumers stop [ingesting it], they often experience withdrawal symptoms for three to seven days,” Jennifer Temple, PhD, a director and researcher at the University at Buffalo specializing in caffeine studies
Quote II “It's certainly not going to be like it was in 2020,” Fetterman said, declining to give a specific prediction of what day he thinks the results will be finalized. “It will not be the two or three or four days coming out of Philadelphia.” Sen. John Fetterman (D-Pa.)
Quote III 'Huh, I bet I could steal that and nobody would know,' Joshua Jacobson, a loss-prevention professional in California
Another music icon has passed. RIP Quincy Jones.
The CEO of AI search company Perplexity, Aravind Srinivas, has offered to cross picket lines and provide services to mitigate the effect of a strike by New York Times tech workers. The NYT Tech Guild announced its strike Monday, after setting November 4 as its deadline months earlier. The workers represented provide software support and data analysis for the Times, on the business side of the outlet. They have been asking for an annual 2.5% wage increase and to cement a current two days per week in-office expectation, among other things. “But the company has decided that our members aren’t worth enough to agree to a fair contract and stop committing unfair labor practices,” the guild wrote on X. “They have left us no choice but to demonstrate the power of our labor on the picket line,” said Kathy Zhang, the organization’s unit chair, in a statement. The NYT’s publisher, AG Sulzberger, criticized a strike two days ahead of the U.S. presidential election, saying in a statement, “Hundreds of millions of people are depending on The Times’s journalism on Election Day and afterward, and it is troubling that the Tech Guild would try to block this public service at such a consequential moment for our country.”
Pretty darn funny. He should stay on script as well, maybe.
Good fences make good neighbors. Fences go up at the White House, Naval Observatory
Ahead of Election Day, authorities are erecting new security fencing around the White House and the Naval Observatory, where Vice President Kamala Harris resides. The barriers are part of heightened security preparations in Washington this week, as officials brace for potential unrest in the aftermath of a presidential contest expected to come down to the wire.
Someone doesn't play well with others. Genius Award Winner.
Illinois man allegedly punched election judge in face after barging to front of voting line
Daniel Schmidt is charged with two counts of aggravated battery to a victim over 60 years of age and more An Orland Park, Illinois, man allegedly punched an election judge in the face after barging his way past several voters at a local polling spot on Sunday, according to police. The Village of Orland Police Department said 24-year-old Daniel Schmidt was charged with two counts of aggravated battery to a victim over 60 years of age, two counts of aggravated battery in a public place, five counts of resisting arrest and one count of disorderly conduct.
Women Busted For Having Sex In Public
Duo found trysting "in broad daylight," Georgia cops allege The women were on a “road trip to reconcile” their relationship when they exited Interstate 85 in Lavonia, Georgia last week, according to local cops. Following the duo’s 7 PM pit stop, cops received a “report of Indecent Exposure at the rear of the RaceWay Gas Station,” an incident report states. Responding officers “located a white female on top of a black female and each of them had their pants pulled down exposing their pelvic regions.” The suspects were found on a patch of grass between the RaceWay and a McDonald’s restaurant.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mindful webworker - so what at November 04, 2024 09:49 PM (2Iple)
Posted by: mindful webworker - get wormy at November 04, 2024 09:49 PM (2Iple)
Posted by: 80's music fan at November 04, 2024 09:49 PM (QSrLX)
Posted by: mindful webworker - for me at November 04, 2024 09:50 PM (2Iple)
Just listen to the first 20 seconds of this Vaush clip, and marvel at what Lefty YouTubers have sunk to: https://tinyurl.com/2s3tbbjt
Pure delusion.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 04, 2024 09:50 PM (JxaW4)
Now for content
Posted by: mindful webworker - duty done at November 04, 2024 09:51 PM (2Iple)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 09:52 PM (RUMEY)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 04, 2024 09:53 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: runner at November 04, 2024 09:53 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone6 at November 04, 2024 09:53 PM (mfUOU)
Disturbing.
I wonder what that kid grew up to be?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 09:52 PM (RUMEY)
Jack Torrance?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 09:53 PM (zlGo9)
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 04, 2024 09:54 PM (wGun1)
Jack Torrance?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 09:53 PM (zlGo9
Oh lord. That hotel room scene.
Yikes.
Good call.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 09:54 PM (RUMEY)
Arrrggghhh!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 04, 2024 09:54 PM (hOUT3)
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone6 at November 04, 2024 09:53 PM (mfUOU)
*holds up coffee mug*
From my cold, dead hands.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 04, 2024 09:54 PM (FGFJD)
Posted by: TRex at November 04, 2024 09:54 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2024 09:54 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: 80's music fan at November 04, 2024 09:54 PM (QSrLX)
Caffeine is mildly addicting. Not so addicting that you sell all your things and pleading with your dealer telling him you'll blow him for a hit. But it is addicting.
It's not so bad. My caffeine addiction completes me.
Posted by: Robert at November 04, 2024 09:54 PM (tz7Jf)
Posted by: JML at November 04, 2024 09:55 PM (BacWX)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 04, 2024 09:55 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: 80's music fan at November 04, 2024 09:55 PM (QSrLX)
Posted by: tankdemon at November 04, 2024 09:55 PM (R256O)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone6 at November 04, 2024 09:56 PM (mfUOU)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 04, 2024 09:56 PM (yS+V1)
WATCH: Buffalo Bills fan told he can’t wear Trump shirt in the stadium
https://is.gd/fnxLJR
25 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 09:56 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: tankdemon at November 04, 2024 09:56 PM (R256O)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 04, 2024 09:56 PM (FC8SQ)
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone6 at November 04, 2024 09:53 PM (mfUOU)
No
I enjoy being an addict.
You're welcome.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 04, 2024 09:56 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 04, 2024 09:57 PM (i+WgN)
Yikes.
Good call.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 09:54 PM (RUMEY)
That is one of those mounting wtf sequences. Possibly one of the best in film.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone6 at November 04, 2024 09:57 PM (mfUOU)
Nightsie noodles.
Posted by: Piper at November 04, 2024 09:57 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Wally at November 04, 2024 09:57 PM (7h5xt)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 04, 2024 09:57 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 04, 2024 09:57 PM
***
{{Waves back with my tiny dinosaur arms}}}
Posted by: TRex at November 04, 2024 09:58 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 04, 2024 09:58 PM (lUFok)
Nightsie noodles.
Posted by: Piper at November 04, 2024 09:57 PM (p4NUW)
Happy to oblige.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 04, 2024 09:58 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 04, 2024 09:59 PM (eNb13)
Of course, you don't have to believe that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 04, 2024 09:58 PM (lUFok)
Why do you bring it up?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone6 at November 04, 2024 09:59 PM (mfUOU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 04, 2024 09:59 PM (v6JzV)
Trump is an avatar for we, the people of the United States, who tried and tried to redress our Government over the decades, but after a long train of abuses and usurpations, we turned to Orange Man Bad, believing it is not only our right, but our duty, to throw off such Government.
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 04, 2024 09:59 PM (wGun1)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 04, 2024 09:59 PM (0JWOm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 04, 2024 09:59 PM (i+WgN)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2024 10:00 PM (WXNFJ)
But the world does not want to experience a horde of coffee drinkers who can't get their joe, trust me on this.
Posted by: PaleRider, deplorable basket of garbage at November 04, 2024 10:00 PM (CKOCg)
_________________________________
I've never heard of anyone quitting coffee voluntarily. She must be making this up.
Posted by: Orson at November 04, 2024 10:00 PM (dIske)
Dan got his sub-q fluids. He's such a good, patient boy, so quiet during what must be very uncomfortable. He got a big piece of bacon as a reward.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 04, 2024 10:00 PM (EsZUh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone6 at November 04, 2024 10:00 PM (mfUOU)
I wonder what that kid grew up to be?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 04, 2024 09:52 PM (RUMEY)
A furry
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at November 04, 2024 10:01 PM (pIfcn)
Posted by: Orson
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They were probably locked in cages.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 04, 2024 10:01 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 04, 2024 10:01 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 04, 2024 10:01 PM (i+WgN)
Lest we forget Quincy Jones's greatest production
The Boondocks S01E07 A Huey Freeman Christmas
https://youtu.be/RQ-nG8K-n_8
Sensitive souls warning, I guess
Posted by: mindful webworker - duty done at November 04, 2024 10:01 PM (2Iple)
Why?
And both probably have pretty good security perimeter lredy.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 04, 2024 10:02 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at November 04, 2024 10:02 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Orson
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 04, 2024 10:02 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 04, 2024 10:02 PM (EsZUh)
Yeah, idiot, it's called taking advantage of an adversary's weakness. (Btw, Pinch, don't kid yourself on how much people depend on the NYT. There's lots of other things I could get to line my birdacge.)
Posted by: tankdemon at November 04, 2024 10:02 PM (R256O)
https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 04, 2024 09:59 PM (i+WgN)
Has a very Horizon Zero Dawn vibe. The sultry lady at the bar is quite good too.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone6 at November 04, 2024 10:03 PM (mfUOU)
Posted by: Eromero at November 04, 2024 10:03 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: vmom
vmom - I've started to listen to Rosaries on UToob now and then but, I must admit, I do sometimes fall asleep.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2024 10:03 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: JML at November 04, 2024 10:03 PM (BacWX)
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I could understand saying, "well, the missing Dem.voters will show up on Election Day" if
1) there was any tradition of that, and
2) the Democrats hadn't been pushing early voting way harder than before, let alone than Republicans
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 04, 2024 10:03 PM (bIuhp)
I liked Will Farrell in Ron Burgundy, his Trebek on SNL was hysterical as was "more cowbell". Otherwise his movies are at best "meh"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 04, 2024 10:04 PM (aRslG)
Posted by: Fastly Strokewater at November 04, 2024 10:04 PM (gWAUD)
https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 04, 2024 09:59 PM
***
Oh my. Thanks for making me look good.
Posted by: TRex at November 04, 2024 10:04 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Eromero at November 04, 2024 10:03 PM (LHPAg)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 04, 2024 10:04 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: tankdemon
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I suspect that coffee is one of the things that keeps me regular.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 04, 2024 10:04 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone6 at November 04, 2024 10:04 PM (mfUOU)
Posted by: Orson
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat
Ok mashed post before typing...
Now then, I've been drinking coffee daily for a long, long, long time and never felt addicted.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 04, 2024 10:04 PM (vJiyU)
I've never heard of anyone quitting coffee voluntarily. She must be making this up.
Posted by: Orson at November 04, 2024 10:00 PM (dIske)
_________
I remember some study on porn where they couldn't get a control group of boys who hadn't seen any.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 04, 2024 10:04 PM (EsZUh)
Posted by: tankdemon at November 04, 2024 10:04 PM (R256O)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 04, 2024 10:04 PM (i+WgN)
Posted by: Eromero at November 04, 2024 10:03 PM (LHPAg)
Mewling quims?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone6 at November 04, 2024 10:04 PM (mfUOU)
Posted by: Ciampino - Appetite, Apatite, Apathetic, what's the diff? at November 04, 2024 10:05 PM (i0xsb)
Skip Bayless
@RealSkipBayless
Let me say this about Donald Trump: I do not share many of his views, but I do believe he's a natural-born leader who isn't afraid to make tough decisions
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 04, 2024 10:05 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 04, 2024 10:05 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 04, 2024 10:06 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 04, 2024 10:04 PM (i+WgN)
Only the first one for me. Not enough post apocalypse stuff for my taste as in world the apocalypse happened a thousand years before.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone6 at November 04, 2024 10:06 PM (mfUOU)
Posted by: Eromero
You know. I would never be afraid if you were there with me.
Prayers for Mrs E. I hope she is recovering nicely.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 04, 2024 10:06 PM (xe4ug)
No predictions about how it'll go; I flip back and forth between thinking Trump's got this and being sure they'll steal it at the last second again.
But I voted early, so I've done what I can.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 04, 2024 10:06 PM (lHPJf)
I liked Will Farrell in Ron Burgundy, his Trebek on SNL was hysterical as was "more cowbell". Otherwise his movies are at best "meh"
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Never got the appeal of that particular "comedian".
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 04, 2024 10:06 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at November 04, 2024 10:06 PM (kpS4V)
Accelerated beyond other global nations because we were a REPUBLIC.
And because of that..."every man/women" could excel at a rate "THEY" worked/strived for.
NO OTHER NATION UNDER GOD HAS DONE THIS!
AMERICA!
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 04, 2024 10:06 PM (TDvv2)
There may have been a time when that was true but 2024 ain't it. I suspect both sides will find out that they're a lot less indispensable than they imagine themselves to be.
Posted by: Oddbob at November 04, 2024 10:06 PM (/y8xj)
The LIBs ceaseless quest for the unearned remains forever ceaseless because the Value Illicitly Obtained retains no Value.
LIBs plead for a Morality which holds COMPROMISE as its standard of Value, making it possible to judge Virtue on the basis of the number of Values which one is willing to Betray.
DESERVE PEACE.
DEFEAT LIB STRATEGIC INSANITY.
wen 25th Amendment?
https://tinyurl.com/IceKingJOE
https://tinyurl.com/IceKingJOE-forWARd
Remember who did this: OBAMA put HIM in charge of Ukraine, just like IceKingJOE put ctHARRIS in charge of the boarder. LosAngelesTimes/WashingtonExaminer
https://tinyurl.com/IceKingJOE-HeDidTHIS-Ukraine
https://tinyurl.com/IceKingJOE-BlamesObama
AND SHE WOULDN'T CHANGE A THING.
https://tinyurl.com/IceKingJOE-NotChangeAThing
Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at November 04, 2024 10:07 PM (OLX9k)
Posted by: LRob in OK at November 04, 2024 10:07 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 04, 2024 10:07 PM (i+WgN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 10:07 PM (3lNJp)
Cute photo up top.
If you haven't already voted, please do so tomorrow!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 04, 2024 10:07 PM (rxCpr)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 04, 2024 10:07 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 04, 2024 10:07 PM (TDvv2)
The world is on the line tomorrow- but Petey has no idea and doesn’t give AF. 😂
https://is.gd/fYOnQV
fun dog thread.
And a good Pnut & Fred meme:
https://is.gd/Lvv7GK
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 10:08 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: mindful webworker will vote early tomorrow at November 04, 2024 10:08 PM (2Iple)
Posted by: tankdemon at November 04, 2024 09:56 PM (R256O)
Sennna or psyllium husk is usually the first suggestion. After that it depends on the situation.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2024 10:09 PM (D7oie)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjZy2_wSuZg
Posted by: Lirio100 at November 04, 2024 10:09 PM (izAv/)
Posted by: vmom
vmom - I've started to listen to Rosaries on UToob now and then but, I must admit, I do sometimes fall asleep.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04,
I think it was Terese of Lesieux who frequently fell asleep praying the rosary, and she became a great saint There are much worse things to fall asleep to! I think the tens of millions of prayers for our country will be heard and answered.
Posted by: LASue at November 04, 2024 10:09 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: pawn at November 04, 2024 10:10 PM (QB+5g)
It's not so bad. My caffeine addiction completes me.
Posted by: Robert at November 04, 2024 09:54 PM (tz7Jf)
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20 COFFEE! Nope, not gonna' give it up.
Posted by: JML at November 04, 2024 09:55 PM (BacWX)
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21 At a certain point in the Navy, I could’ve lectured as a caffeine studies SME.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 04, 2024 09:55
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It's weird, my coffee consumption. Never drank it till I was 25 and moved to the farm w/ Grandma. It was nice in the cold winter kitchen that was hit by northwestern winds.
Used to drink at least half a pot per day. Today I seldom have a cup. I think retirement might have something to do w/ that, who knows.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at November 04, 2024 10:10 PM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, punching the iPad screen like a chimp at November 04, 2024 10:10 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: LRob in OK at November 04, 2024 10:10 PM (TSQkU)
How much did she get paid to come up with that?
Orson, I had a medical test done at 2 P.M. I wasn't allowed to have anything to eat or drink from the previous midnight. If I don't have coffee by 10:30 in the morning, I get a headache. So, I spent the few weeks before the med. test weaning myself off. Each day I would have my cup of coffee about 15 minutes later until I could go until 2 PM without a headache.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 04, 2024 10:10 PM (0Htd1)
Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
Massachusetts City Councilman Steve Stanganelli was arrested for reportedly having a meltdown over Trump supporters. He allegedly blocked traffic and jumped on the hood of a vehicle when cars drove by with Trump and American Flags.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 04, 2024 10:10 PM (TGPs7)
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The only fences they've ever put up.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 10:11 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 04, 2024 09:57 PM (i+WgN)
If it isn't wearing a kilt and a Tam o'shanter, you need to go back to the drawing board. (Note, I would insist on a golf club, but a T Rex couldn't swing one with those tiny vestigial arms.)
Posted by: tankdemon at November 04, 2024 10:11 PM (R256O)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 04, 2024 10:11 PM (EsZUh)
Posted by: TRex at November 04, 2024 10:12 PM (IQ6Gq)
I am currently clipping lethal Bougainville strands from around my flag pole. The thorns run about 2 inches on average which causes me to use BBQ gloves to handle them.
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 04, 2024 10:12 PM (TDvv2)
Of course, you don't have to believe that.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 04, 2024 09:58 PM (lUFok)
I'm gonna have to look that one up.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 04, 2024 10:12 PM (R256O)
… when I became diabetic, I had to give up my 4-liter a day Pepsi habit. I had drank so much that I needed more caffeine in order to sleep. When I stopped, I had no withdrawal symptoms because I had already decided that the Pepsi was over.
Even now, if I drink diet drinks with caffeine, it has no effect on me.
Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2024 10:13 PM (GITLP)
Posted by: JML
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Apparently, but don't try shoplifting this. I have one in my freezer. Used one during the Helene no-supplies days. Caffeine-deprived GI's are likely to be a bit moody:
t.ly/yddE8
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 04, 2024 10:13 PM (XeU6L)
MisHum, have you ever featured Pink Floyd with Frank Zappa 1969?
https://youtu.be/zz9bn24rxrI
Always admired Randy Newman.
Thanks for a nifty ONT.
Posted by: mindful webworker and the rerun of monstro magnate at November 04, 2024 10:13 PM (2Iple)
'I did cut back on coffee mumblety years ago, so long ago I've forgotten just why. '
Me too! Now I only drink coffee all morning and only sometimes have a cup after lunch.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 04, 2024 10:13 PM (3wi/L)
I don't get it.
Isn't observing your navel associated with wisdom?
Posted by: mikeski at November 04, 2024 10:13 PM (DgGvY)
And third I want a recount!!
youtu.be/Md14H_qD8iQ
Posted by: gKWVE at November 04, 2024 10:13 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2024 10:13 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Eromero at November 04, 2024 10:13 PM (LHPAg)
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The only fences they've ever put up.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC)
Sons unit has been put on 24 hr. call up notice by our idiot gov. inslee. The same POS who let 6 square blocks of seattle be taken over by antifa.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 04, 2024 10:14 PM (vJiyU)
We went to see the surgical oncologist today, and he was very encouraging. While the type of cancer is what I had been dreading (Cholangiocarcinoma/ Bile Duct Cancer), he thinks this is very treatable, and we can have most of my treatments done here in Fort Worth, just a mile from our house.
He did say that MD Anderson would be doing the very same things for treatment that they will be doing here in North Texas, so we are canceling everything down there for now. It sounds like this doctor actually deals with more of this type of cancer than they do down in Houston.
I have a televisit scheduled tomorrow, a CT Scan scheduled on Wednesday, and a visit with an oncologist in Fort Worth on Thursday. After my televisit tomorrow, I will be scheduled for a liver biopsy sometime in the next week or two.
I will be doing chemotherapy for 3 months in order to shrink the tumor ( no hair loss!!!!!), then the doctor will be operating to remove the remainder of the tumor. After that, I will be getting scans to monitor the site.
(cont)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, Plucky Comic Relief, Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade at November 04, 2024 10:14 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Eromero at November 04, 2024 10:03 PM (LHPAg)
Amen! My cardiologist thinks I should cut down, but I think a quart a day is about right.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 04, 2024 10:14 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: muldoon at November 04, 2024 10:15 PM (991eG)
So for now, everything looks hopeful - we are thrilled that I can get most of my treatment close to home, and that things look more promising than we had originally thought 😊♥️🦎
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, Plucky Comic Relief, Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade at November 04, 2024 10:15 PM (SRRAx)
https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 04, 2024 09:59 PM (i+WgN)
Armoured Peanut riding armoured Fred into battle;
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 04, 2024 10:15 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2024 10:03 PM (WXNFJ)
So who are the top 3 rosary readers?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 04, 2024 10:15 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Eromero at November 04, 2024 10:13 PM
***
Best wishes and prayers for both of you.
Posted by: TRex at November 04, 2024 10:15 PM (IQ6Gq)
So, it's really a different world.
Another one that truly believes Biden won legitimately.
So, Kamala looks, to them, like she's coasting to victory.
Not, as another pointed out here, that her "He is a racist!/Never Again!" ranting was her running out of runway-- she yanked on the yoke as hard as she could, threw the throttle wide open.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 04, 2024 10:15 PM (bIuhp)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2024 10:13 PM (D7oie)
So, Elton John/Liberace?
Posted by: Eromero at November 04, 2024 10:15 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: LRob in OK at November 04, 2024 10:15 PM (TSQkU)
Well, that would put me off my feed.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 04, 2024 10:16 PM (0Htd1)
"Another shoplifter, a 20-something master's student, told me she thinks there's a line between "ethical stealing and nonethical stealing," with "unnecessary items" like jewelry or watches falling into the latter camp. She worries some about getting into trouble, but if Walmart isn't going to provide her training on how to use their self-checkout equipment, "then you cannot punish me for not using it correctly."
Posted by: Orson at November 04, 2024 10:16 PM (dIske)
It is titled:
Portland election turnout alarmingly low
and then adds:
Oregon needs Portland to vote!
Actually, nothing would improve Oregon more than Portland not voting.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 04, 2024 10:16 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 10:16 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Nightwatch at November 04, 2024 10:16 PM (TDvv2)
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TDS is real, and dangerous.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 04, 2024 10:16 PM (XeU6L)
Would be quite a time saver, some mornings!
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 04, 2024 10:16 PM (Xo+UM)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, Plucky Comic Relief, Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade at November 04, 2024 10:15 PM
***
Hooray! We'll keep the prayers going.
Posted by: TRex at November 04, 2024 10:17 PM (IQ6Gq)
The fences have no gates, and Joe and Kneepads will be held incommunicado until Jan 20, for the good of the country.
I may have made that last part up.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 04, 2024 10:17 PM (vREZO)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 04, 2024 10:17 PM (Itd+P)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, Plucky Comic Relief, Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade at November 04, 2024 10:15 PM (SRRAx)
This is as good a piece of news as can be expected,given the circumstances. Praying for you right now!
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 04, 2024 10:17 PM (FC4My)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 04, 2024 10:16 PM (uxCna)
Not gonna happen. But it's nice to think about.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 04, 2024 10:18 PM (lHPJf)
==
Actually, nothing would improve Oregon more than Portland not voting.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 04, 2024 10:16 PM (uxCna)
Wasn't it Portland where some asshoe set some ballot drop boxes on fire (possibly in an area that was supposed to be not so 'blue', but still)? It would be funny if they burned too many D votes.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 10:18 PM (zlGo9)
Posted by: LRob in OK at November 04, 2024 10:18 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: LASue at November 04, 2024 10:18 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Fastly Strokewater at November 04, 2024 10:19 PM (gWAUD)
Just listen to the first 20 seconds of this Vaush clip, and marvel at what Lefty YouTubers have sunk to: https://tinyurl.com/2s3tbbjt
Pure delusion.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at November 04, 2024 09:50 PM (JxaW4)
Pro tip - run away from any person wearing glasses in that manner.
Posted by: Gref at November 04, 2024 10:19 PM (aBgBM)
Would be quite a time saver, some mornings!
Posted by: Jim at November 04, 2024 10:16 PM (Xo+UM)
The process! The simple and delightful step by step method for making good coffee is part of what makes living so grand!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 04, 2024 10:19 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 04, 2024 10:19 PM (i+WgN)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 04, 2024 10:20 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, Plucky Comic Relief, Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade
{{{Teresa}}} Good to hear. Continued prayers for recovery !
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 04, 2024 10:20 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Orson
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A clinical psychologist would call this, Gross rationalization to justify her actions.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, NOT a clinical psychologist at November 04, 2024 10:20 PM (XeU6L)
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Imagine how much more fun it would be if one of them had a dick.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2024 10:20 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: LRob in OK at November 04, 2024 10:21 PM (TSQkU)
He burned two boxes: one in Vancouver, WA where there is a razor-thin Congressional race, and one in Portland where the D Congressional candidate will get 80% of the vote.
So, no clear pattern.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 04, 2024 10:21 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: mindful webworker - a solidly married man at November 04, 2024 10:22 PM (2Iple)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 04, 2024 10:15 PM (w6EFb)
Hallow has several options I like Jonathan Roumie's scriptural rosary, the latin rosary, and when you do t have a lot of time, mark Walburg's . I think the basic app is free
Posted by: LASue at November 04, 2024 10:22 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2024 10:22 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 04, 2024 10:22 PM (i+WgN)
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Imagine how much more fun it would be if one of them had a dick.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2024 10:20 PM (JkO4W)
It's 2024. Odds are one or both of them did.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 04, 2024 10:23 PM (lHPJf)
Unless you are voting for the Kam/Perv, in which case don't bother...but I doubt you'd be reading this if the latter were true.
I have learned a lot today. That Ace went to a baby shower. I am unsure why. I know he has a Vespa, some sort of bag, and Garrett. This is all I have learned today after six years of being a Nana and the joy that comes with this role of my lifetime. Way better than being a parent!
Prayers for a resounding path to victory for Trump/Vance tomorrow and may God keep them safe and healthy for the way forward. May God bless America once again with real men who do real work vs beach lounging and whatever the heck Kam has done for 3.5yrs.
Apparently she thought being Border Czar meant opening it wide open to nasty people. I won't go there as I see many openings for morons.
But do pray for tomorrow. For our grandchildren and their grandchildren who will still be paying the national debt (this will be my great-great-grandchildren). VOTE
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 04, 2024 10:23 PM (gi+MR)
Posted by: LASue
If there were a class on vote cheating I would have signed up months ago.
This is one I really would like to vote hundreds of times.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 04, 2024 10:23 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: tankdemon at November 04, 2024 09:56 PM (R256O)
Sennna or psyllium husk is usually the first suggestion. After that it depends on the situation.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2024 10:09 PM (D7oie)
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Phenolphthalein?
Posted by: Ciampino - red when alkaline you know at November 04, 2024 10:23 PM (i0xsb)
'So for now, everything looks hopeful '
May God bless you and give you the strength for whatever comes.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at November 04, 2024 10:24 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: LASue at November 04, 2024 10:24 PM (lCppi)
So who are the top 3 rosary readers?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 04, 2024 10:15 PM (w6EFb)
_________
I use the Laudate app.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 04, 2024 10:24 PM (EsZUh)
If they steal it then we'll have to deal with it and see what happens. But I have no doubt Trump is going to win the actual vote convincingly.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2024 10:25 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 04, 2024 10:15 PM (w6EFb)
Hallow has several options I like Jonathan Roumie's scriptural rosary, the latin rosary, and when you do t have a lot of time, mark Walburg's . I think the basic app is free
Posted by: LASue at November 04, 2024 10:22 PM (lCppi)
DoD is surplussing rosaries. KeepShooting.com.
Posted by: Eromero at November 04, 2024 10:25 PM (LHPAg)
It is titled:
Portland election turnout alarmingly low
and then adds:
Oregon needs Portland to vote!
Actually, nothing would improve Oregon more than Portland not voting.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Nelson Muntz warming up in the bullpen...
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 04, 2024 10:25 PM (hCzfy)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 04, 2024 10:14 PM (vJiyU)
Hey. Those Puyallup-tifa folks know how to disturb the peace!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2024 10:25 PM (W/lyH)
What! Don't those filthy animals want to vote for Kamala?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 04, 2024 10:25 PM (w6EFb)
Apparently she thought being Border Czar meant opening it wide open to nasty people. I won't go there as I see many openings for morons.
But do pray for tomorrow. For our grandchildren and their grandchildren who will still be paying the national debt (this will be my great-great-grandchildren). VOTE
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 04, 2024 10:23 PM (gi+MR)
Beautiful May God bless America
Posted by: LASue at November 04, 2024 10:26 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2024 10:26 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: tankdemon at November 04, 2024 09:56 PM (R256O)
Sennna or psyllium husk is usually the first suggestion. After that it depends on the situation.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2024 10:09 PM (D7oie)
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Phenolphthalein?
Posted by: Ciampino - red when alkaline you know at November 04, 2024 10:23 PM (i0xsb)
If I remember my HS chemistry class correctly, that will clear your bowels out pronto...
Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 04, 2024 10:26 PM (FC4My)
t.ly/yddE8
Posted by: Mike Hammer
URL didn't load. No, I won't shoplift. Two reasons: 1. When I was 6 years old I stole a small squirt gun from the store down the block. My mom found out, walked me back to the store by pulling my ear, made me pay and made me give the gun back. I learned hard that day. 2. I get my coffee from monks thru the mail. It's too long a drive to bother.
Posted by: JML at November 04, 2024 10:26 PM (BacWX)
Posted by: muldoon at November 04, 2024 10:27 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Orson at November 04, 2024 10:16 PM (dIske)
***
Make pillories great again.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 04, 2024 10:27 PM (FC8SQ)
Yes, Harris Voters? The next 4 years are ALL ON YOU.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2024 10:27 PM (QAkQ3)
Dude, he was on script. Some idiot wrote that line in his speech. (Watching it, he wasn't ad-libbing at that moment.)
Posted by: GWB at November 04, 2024 10:27 PM (E8qwH)
Posted by: Fastly Strokewater at November 04, 2024 10:27 PM (gWAUD)
Posted by: Miley
I use these folks - on YouTube
Fr. Mike Schmitz
Carmen Soriano
My Mother Mary
The Catholic Crusade
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2024 10:27 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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I kind of lost any interest in that during the storm weeks.
A. Boil (half asleep, outside on a camp stove) muddy/fetid water to kill off microbes
B. Pour, the dregs, by hand, over a filter holder robbed from coffee maker, try not to scald yourself.
C. Stumble inside to finally sip the life-giving liquid, after it has cooled.
I started doing it the night before, and then heating it back up the next a.m. on the camp stove. Still took too long.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 04, 2024 10:28 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 04, 2024 10:14 PM (vJiyU)
Tina Kotex the Great and Powerful is reportedly considering doing the same in Oregon. Problem is, her powerbase is going to be burning her power center in Portland.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2024 10:28 PM (D7oie)
But...but...we've been told that this move will resign him to the "right-wing media ghetto".
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2024 10:28 PM (mH6SG)
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Imagine how much more fun it would be if one of them had a dick.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2024 10:20 PM (JkO4W)
If it had been a Man and Woman, cops would probably have not had time to respond and catch them in the act.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2024 10:29 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 04, 2024 10:15 PM (w6EFb)
_________
I use the Laudate app.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 04, 2024 10:24 PM (EsZUh)
My wonderful daughter in law gets up at 5 am every day to pray the rosary with Mother Angelica (i think an app?) before her work day starts
Posted by: LASue at November 04, 2024 10:29 PM (lCppi)
Thanks, Justin and uncontrolled immigration without assimilation.
====
A Sikh separatist fanatic's view..
Dal Khalsa UK @DalKhalsaUK
BREAKING | A mob of a few hundred Indian Hindu fanatics with masks & bats appeared in front of Sri Guru Singh Sabha Malton Gurdwara Canada tonight before being dispersed by police.Incidents like this will no doubt increase due to the large amount of uncontrolled migration of Hindu Fanatics in to the West who have an anti Sikh agenda anti western agenda.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 10:29 PM (hovnC)
Yes, Harris Voters? The next 4 years are ALL ON YOU.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2024 10:27 PM (QAkQ3)
just go with "it's not my fault"...
Posted by: Nova Local at November 04, 2024 10:30 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 04, 2024 10:30 PM (ufFY8)
The hilarious part is that radicals devised a new, enormously complicated, voting system for Portland city council, explicitly designed to elect more radicals.
It is suspected that this new complicated system is helping suppress turnout, to the point where an ex-city council member is begging Portlanders to at least vote for the Federal offices on the ballot, even if they don't want to try and figure out the new convoluted voting system for city council.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 04, 2024 10:30 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Eromero
The Rosary I loved the most my Dad gave me when I left home. It was given to him in Korea by a Chaplan - OD green cord with the 'beads' as knots - no metal so it was silent. Served me well for decades (swidt?).
I gave it to my son when he deployed to his first ship.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2024 10:31 PM (WXNFJ)
Yes, Harris Voters? The next 4 years are ALL ON YOU.
Posted by: Romeo13
just go with "it's not my fault"...
Posted by: Nova Local
Honestly, just flying the Stars and Stripes will let people know who you voted for.
Posted by: which is sad at November 04, 2024 10:31 PM (DgGvY)
Mähia Peninsula, NZ - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: November 5, 2024
Launch Time: 3:30 EST, (11:30 p.m. NZDT, 11:30 CEST, 1030 UTC)
https://www.youtube.com/live/IM7lgn4ISvQ
Posted by: Ciampino - not SpaceX at November 04, 2024 10:31 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2024 10:32 PM (RFPHU)
Since the Medieval Era, scores of German children have taken part in this most meaningful and merry of events. As the photo indicates, there has been one change made, out of a sense of compassion and mercy. That is, humans in not-quite-convincing bear costumes have replaced the actual bruins. Think about it - Deutschland's population numbers in the millions, whereas the European bear population is in severe decline.
The rest of the rite of passage continues as usual, of course. Right after that photo, the girl would have gone Medieval on both those individuals with her pocketknife, and much would be the blood and the entrails spilled. The child would be cheered, and celebrations would go on until the rising of the sun.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at November 04, 2024 10:32 PM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Grateful - the range bag lady at November 04, 2024 10:33 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Doof
Amalgamate, according to Merriam-Webster.
Posted by: mikeski at November 04, 2024 10:33 PM (DgGvY)
I felt so sorry for someone who clearly got his head stuffed in a toilet so often in high school.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2024 10:33 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 04, 2024 10:33 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2024 10:32 PM (RFPHU
Bourbon
Posted by: Pug Mahon, punching the iPad screen like a chimp at November 04, 2024 10:33 PM (Ad8y9)
Voted.
Prayers up.
Laughing at Libs.
It's going to be fine.
And if not, I will be putting out sign after sign that says BULLSH*T!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2024 10:34 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Robert at November 04, 2024 09:54 PM (tz7Jf)
It IS a bad enough addiction you will stop somewhere they burn the beans awfully, just to get an extra cup on the way to work.
Posted by: GWB at November 04, 2024 10:34 PM (E8qwH)
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2024 10:32 PM (RFPHU
Bourbon
Posted by: Pug Mahon, punching the iPad screen like a chimp at November 04, 2024 10:33 PM (Ad8y9)
Bacon
Boobs
Boomsticks
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 10:34 PM (zlGo9)
Posted by: muldoon at November 04, 2024 10:35 PM (991eG)
In life, as well.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2024 10:35 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 04, 2024 10:19 PM (i+WgN)
It is about 100 miles from the Pacific. The best we can do for you is for it to fall into the Columbia.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2024 10:35 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Eromero at November 04, 2024 10:25 PM (LHPAg)
https://t.ly/LlS4r
Surprised they aren't camo and OD Green
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 04, 2024 10:35 PM (vREZO)
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 15h
WATCH: Japan launches flagship H3 rocket carrying military communications satellite - a view from a plane
https://is.gd/QFzUBi
51 seconds; LOUD; I guess Japanese for "whoa!" is "whoa!"
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 10:35 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: tankdemon at November 04, 2024 09:56 PM (R256O)
Is "irregular caffeine" what you get from that coffee the elephants poop out?
Posted by: GWB at November 04, 2024 10:36 PM (E8qwH)
Posted by: Kindltot
Bad life choices.
The sweatshirt would have been 50% off on Wednesday.
Posted by: mikeski at November 04, 2024 10:36 PM (DgGvY)
There is a political realignment going on in the country. Old coalitions are breaking down and new ones are forming. The Republican Party is now the party of the working man and woman and Democrats are the party of big business and Wall Street. We are the "radicals" fighting against a corrupt government.
The old rules about rightwing/leftwing don't really apply anymore. You are either a supporter of the party of big, corrupt government or you are a supporter of free people living in a free country.
We're a lot cooler.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2024 10:36 PM (LkLld)
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Sounds hot... OH GOD NO WHY GOD WHY DID I CLICK THROUGH AND LOOK AT THEIR PICTURES I WISH I'D BEEN BORN BLIND
Posted by: Cave Johnson at November 04, 2024 10:36 PM (bpE0q)
Trump wins when men get up and vote on election day. They need this message tonight to make those last fence sitters say "okay. I'm in" and then go vote when they get up tomorrow
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 04, 2024 10:36 PM (wGun1)
It IS a bad enough addiction you will stop somewhere they burn the beans awfully, just to get an extra cup on the way to work.
Posted by: GWB
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Chew on yesterday's used grounds because you've run out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 04, 2024 10:37 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 04, 2024 10:37 PM (i+WgN)
@WilliamShatner
A gentle reminder as we go into Tuesday. I am not political. I cannot vote. I am a Candian citizen living in the US. While I applaud 👏🏻 those who excercise their right to vote in your country; I would kindly ask that you keep your responses to me non-poltical. My best, Bill
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 04, 2024 10:37 PM (TGPs7)
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I liked Buffy Saint Marie until it turned out she wasn't really an Indian.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2024 10:37 PM (JkO4W)
Praying for you.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 04, 2024 10:38 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: TRex at November 04, 2024 10:38 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: scampydog at November 04, 2024 10:38 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2024 10:32 PM (RFPHU
Bourbon
Posted by: Pug Mahon, punching the iPad screen like a chimp at November 04, 2024 10:33 PM (Ad8y9)
Bacon
Boobs
Boomsticks
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 10:34 PM (zlGo9)
Those are 4 of my favorite B words!
Posted by: Doof at November 04, 2024 10:39 PM (RFPHU)
Posted by: Wilson Phillips at November 04, 2024 10:39 PM (Aqu9a)
I was just paraphrasing a recently arrived moby from an earlier thread.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2024 10:39 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: muldoon at November 04, 2024 10:35 PM (991eG)
And then there was the traumatic day when the kid saw dad poking the bear...
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2024 10:39 PM (W/lyH)
At the Nevada basketball game home opener against Sam Houston State. The Wolf Pack is winning.
Praying for a landslide so I can get some sleep tomorrow night.
Posted by: Czech Chick at November 04, 2024 10:40 PM (T1otp)
Thrust/Weight*g(m/s^2)*1(s) would give you velocity in m/s then *2.236936 for mph
Solving for T/W = 125/9.81/2.236936 = 5.7 to get to 125mph in 1 sec which is high for a drone T/W. The internet says it typically ranges from 3:5
A T/W of 5 would give you 110mph in 1 sec which is still fast.
Posted by: banana Dream at November 04, 2024 10:40 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: muldoon at November 04, 2024 10:35 PM (991eG)
And then there was the traumatic day when the kid saw dad poking the bear...
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2024 10:39 PM (W/lyH)
Didn't see Dad... saw... Mom...
Posted by: Yogi, paying child support at November 04, 2024 10:40 PM (QAkQ3)
Incidents like this will no doubt increase due to the large amount of uncontrolled migration of Hindu Fanatics in to the West ......
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 10:29 PM (hovnC)
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So does Canada import them by the ton?
Posted by: Ciampino - numbers not amount at November 04, 2024 10:41 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Czech Chick at November 04, 2024 10:40 PM (T1otp)
Yeah... did a major grocery run today...
Guns are loaded... Truck full of gas.
Not saying anything is gonna happen but....
Posted by: Yogi, paying child support at November 04, 2024 10:42 PM (QAkQ3)
Thanks, Justin and uncontrolled immigration without assimilation.
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A Sikh separatist fanatic's view..
Dal Khalsa UK @DalKhalsaUK
BREAKING | A mob of a few hundred Indian Hindu fanatics with masks & bats appeared in front of Sri Guru Singh Sabha Malton Gurdwara Canada tonight before being dispersed by police.Incidents like this will no doubt increase due to the large amount of uncontrolled migration of Hindu Fanatics in to the West who have an anti Sikh agenda anti western agenda.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 10:29 PM (hovnC)
What is the beef the Hindus have with the Sikhs (and vice versa)?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 10:42 PM (zlGo9)
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This type of content should be saved for the Art Thread.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2024 10:43 PM (JkO4W)
https://bit.ly/best-memes-crossing
Posted by: mindful webworker - falling behind faster than usual at November 04, 2024 10:43 PM (2Iple)
Posted by: gKWVE at November 04, 2024 10:43 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Anna Puma
That’s good, the Bills Super Bowl Champs shirts we’re getting dirty,
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 04, 2024 10:43 PM (dR6yv)
Philadelphia City Commissioners' Office Tells O'Keefe Non-Citizens Can Vote as Long as They Are Philadelphia Residents
In a recent conversation with an undercover O’Keefe Media Group journalist, Milton Jamerson, Election And Voter Registration Clerk from the Philadelphia City Commissioners Office, stated that non-citizens can vote in local elections as long as they are residents of Philadelphia. This claim is echoed by the nongovernmental organization (NGO) “Ceiba,” (@CeibaPhiladelp1) located just across the street, which asserts that individuals with an Individual Taxpayer Identification Number (ITIN) are eligible to vote.
An ITIN is a 9-digit number issued by the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) to individuals who are required to file a tax return but do not qualify for a Social Security number. While the ITIN serves as a means for tax reporting for those who are not U.S. citizens, possessing an ITIN does not equate to legal voting rights, raising questions about Ceiba's claim that ITIN's deem individuals eligible for participation in the electoral process.
https://is.gd/u3ux5W
2:09 minutes
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 10:44 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: LASue at November 04, 2024 10:22 PM (lCppi)
Thanks for all who had suggestions. I haven't said a rosary in decades. Tonight I'm considering it.
I feel very strongly that God is on our side, rooting for us to preserve this great country and rid it of the pestilence of Satan's minions.
Should God will it, I pray for a landslide that bewilders Democrats and cows them (yeah right) into accepting Trump's victory. I mean big, baby.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 04, 2024 10:45 PM (w6EFb)
Daily Romania
@daily_romania
🇷🇴 Traditionally, in Romania, a card of a Saint is attached to infants to protect them while they sleep
https://tinyurl.com/2dcxrdua
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 04, 2024 10:45 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Anna Puma
That’s good, the Bills Super Bowl Champs shirts we’re getting dirty,
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 04, 2024 10:43 PM (dR6yv)
Ouch.
I wonder what people receiving those shirts thought about getting Bills shirts for four years in a row.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 10:45 PM (zlGo9)
Got it. But it's true. I think one of the reasons the polls keep underestimating Trump's support is because they keep using models that reflect party affiliation that doesn't really exist anymore.
The early voting numbers for Trump are off the charts and Harris' are really bad.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2024 10:45 PM (LkLld)
Reminds me of how they say, the people you see at a nude beach are never the ones you'd want to see.
Posted by: mindful webworker - needs moar busty lezbians at November 04, 2024 10:45 PM (2Iple)
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Two obese fatties, let us please tickle us'ns on our sesame seed buns.
Posted by: muldoon at November 04, 2024 10:45 PM (991eG)
Hi Teresa, I am an olde, doddering, former moron who has recently popped back up like a demented gopher to torment Ace and others.
I am a former nurse as well as a supermodel.
Please BELIEVE you are going to beat this to smithereens. With every treatment, believe it is working better and better.
I know this is weird to compare, and forgive this stranger for my blather...but visualize these bad cells vaporizing into nothing each and every time.
When my sons, bless their hearts for surviving with me as their mother, had super high fevers, this is what I told them. While I had a cold compress to their sweet foreheads, and had given them meds, I told them to visualize the virus being absorbed by Pac Man. If nothing else, they went to sleep to escape me.
So this is similar to what you need to think. Believe. I believe you will beat this and you sound strong with a great team. Go get 'em and be cancer free...
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at November 04, 2024 10:45 PM (gi+MR)
Posted by: ... at November 04, 2024 10:46 PM (lX8VI)
State of Washington requires you to pinky swear you're a U.S. citizen, after that you're good to go.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 04, 2024 10:47 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Yogi, paying child support at November 04, 2024 10:42 PM (QAkQ3)
Seeing how the Dodgers winning was reason enough for rioting and looting in LA, I'm betting the usual suspects will be out doing their Xmas shopping tomorrow.
After all, what better way to protest injustice than stealing a TV?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 04, 2024 10:48 PM (vREZO)
Posted by: muldoon at November 04, 2024 10:35 PM (991eG)
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..... and hirsute
..... and plantigrade
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, l'orso e nella gabbia at November 04, 2024 10:48 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 10:42 PM (zlGo9)
Hindus have no beef with anyone...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 10:48 PM (3lNJp)
🔴ELIMINATED: Ali Barakat, a terrorist in Hezbollah’s Aerial Unit (127).
Ali Barakat was as a significant source of knowledge for the unit, spending over a decade planning and carrying out UAV attacks on Israel. He was also involved in developing cruise missiles and UAVs for Hezbollah.
Israel Defense Forces @IDF 21h
🔴ELIMINATED: 2 Terrorists on 2 Fronts
📍Lebanon:
The IAF struck and eliminated Abu Ali Rida, the Hezbollah commander of the Baraachit area in southern Lebanon. Abu Ali Rida was responsible for planning and executing rocket and anti-tank missile attacks on IDF troops and oversaw the terrorist activities of Hezbollah operatives in the area.
📍Gaza:
Ahmed Al-Dalu, a member of the Islamic Jihad's Military Intelligence Unit, was eliminated in an IAF strike. Ahmed Al-Dalu took part in the October 7 Massacre in the Israeli community of Kfar Aza. An additional terrorist was eliminated alongside him. Throughout the war, Al-Dalu was involved in planning and executing terrorist attacks against the citizens of the State of Israel.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 10:48 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 10:48 PM (3lNJp)
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*golfclap*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2024 10:49 PM (JkO4W)
The mention of the Rosary reminded me i hadn't said mine for the day. All taken care of. I asked for a peaceful election in accordance with His Will.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 04, 2024 10:49 PM (EsZUh)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2024 10:50 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2024 10:51 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 10:51 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Piercello at November 04, 2024 10:51 PM (qLcmG)
Posted by: Ciampino - red when alkaline you know at November 04, 2024 10:23 PM (i0xsb)
gesundheit
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2024 10:52 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: pookysgirl, gearing up for the election at November 04, 2024 10:52 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: andycanuck
Iron Butterfly never could catch the magic a second time.
Posted by: mikeski at November 04, 2024 10:52 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 04, 2024 10:53 PM (Da7Vv)
I remember this because I was curious what the woman looked like (purely scientific research you understand) and I found the event on Smoking Gun with the photos you linked to. Someone on here asked me what I found and I had to admit that the white chick was listed at 45 but looked closer to 70 in a hit by lightning while gobbling meth sort of way. I wasn't convince the black participant was a female despite their assurances. I lean towards that being someone playing dress up. I promised myself I wouldn't go back and confirm my initial evaluation...AND THEN YOU FREAKIN POST IT AGAIN. Bastard.
Posted by: Orson at November 04, 2024 10:53 PM (dIske)
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Hindus mocking the Sikhs that bacon is a spice because Sikhs are ticked off that people think they're Moslems!
That, and the Sikhs in India want to separate from India and set up their own country -- Khalistan.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 10:54 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Eromero at November 04, 2024 10:55 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Piercello at November 04, 2024 10:55 PM (qLcmG)
It really is the al-Qaeda in the early 2000s all over again, when you didn't want to be promoted higher than third-in-command.
Posted by: pookysgirl, gearing up for the election at November 04, 2024 10:55 PM (dtlDP)
OSINTdefender
@sentdefender
Farzin Nadimi, a Senior Researcher with the Washington Institute, believes that Iran may launch its Retaliatory Strike against Israel on Tuesday Night during the U.S. Presidential Election. With the Attack likely to involve at least 400 Missiles aimed at Israeli Air Defense Bases and Sites, as well as Defense Manufacturing Industries around the City of Haifa. Iran is likely to utilize its “Khorramshahr-4” Medium-Range Ballistic Missiles, as well as Missiles launched by Iranian-Backed Groups in Iraq and possible Syria; in addition, the Iranian Army or Artesh is expected to participate, likely using its “Arash” Long-Range Attack Drones and Su-24MK “Fencer-D” Tactical Bombers, equipped with Stand-Off Weapons.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 04, 2024 10:55 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: GWB at November 04, 2024 10:27 PM (E8qwH)
there is a saying that every organization acts as if it has been secretly taken over by a shadowy cabal of its sworn enemies who act inerringly to discredit and embarrass it through bad policy, act and statement.
it is nice to see the competition suffer from this for once.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2024 10:57 PM (D7oie)
Best wishes Teresa, that sounds very positive. You are in my prayers, along w/ Jim and Debbie.
Also my prayers include my Dad. He has been in rehab for over six weeks and still can't walk but has made progress. I'll see him tomorrow and my libtard Lutheran preacher uncle from WA state is visiting too.
This is really weird. On election day I'm spending time w/ my leftist uncle and aunt. I'll invite them to dinner for their 60th anniv just past.
The Sky Club, nice WI supper club, is a blast from the past. I don't think we should watch the returns after tho.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at November 04, 2024 10:57 PM (55Qr6)
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Hindus mocking the Sikhs that bacon is a spice because Sikhs are ticked off that people think they're Moslems!
That, and the Sikhs in India want to separate from India and set up their own country -- Khalistan.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 10:54 PM (hovnC)
The Sikh religion and culture are pretty much anti Islam. They believe in self reliance, and takin responsibility for themselves, and each Man must ALWAYS carry a knife, to Defend the Rights of ALL FAITHS to believe in what they wish.
Really, a lot of very positive beliefs IMO.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2024 10:57 PM (QAkQ3)
Aunty Kitty
@wake_up_girl_3
Please hear what I’m about to say.
I just had a lady in the dairy isle start crying because she is so fearful of Trump losing. She said our country is already lost I don’t know what I will do if he loses. She is absolutely terrified. I rubbed her arm and told her it’s going to be ok and we will get through it together. She was an older woman early 70’s. We exchanged numbers and I told her I will check on her tomorrow. This is real folks, people are truly scared of what happens if Kamala steals this election. So please take care of the people around you/
Be kind, be compassionate, pray and support one another in these coming days.
Dont forget to stop and pray at 6pm.
Love to you all ❤️🙏🏽
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 04, 2024 10:59 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 04, 2024 10:55 PM (TGPs7)
If this part is true, then pilots in the Israeli air force are drooling with anticipation.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2024 10:59 PM (W/lyH)
Great news. Thank you fur the update.
Still praying.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 04, 2024 11:00 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: a dude in MI at November 04, 2024 11:00 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Jim at November 04, 2024 11:01 PM (Xo+UM)
Seeing how the Dodgers winning was reason enough for rioting and looting in LA, I'm betting the usual suspects will be out doing their Xmas shopping tomorrow.
After all, what better way to protest injustice than stealing a TV?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 04, 2024 10:48 PM (vREZO)
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They looted a Nike shop.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, le scarpe sono piu importante at November 04, 2024 11:01 PM (i0xsb)
Really, a lot of very positive beliefs IMO.
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2024 10:57 PM (QAkQ3)
Sikhs in general are pretty fine people. There is a minority, the "Free Khalistan" crowd, represented in Canada by the International Sikh Youth Federation, who are terrorist assholes, and they intimidate many of the non-asshole Sikhs into silence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 11:01 PM (3lNJp)
Posted by: Fastly Strokewater at November 04, 2024 10:27 PM (gWAUD)
I’m not a big Will Ferrell fan, but that movie cracks the shit out of me.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 04, 2024 11:02 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2024 10:28 PM (mH6SG)
I’m not sure that 220k likes from people who have already voted for Trump or already intend to vote for Trump tomorrow is the win you think it is. And, frankly, this kind of proves my point, since Twitter is now widely seen as part of the right-wing media ghetto.
If Rogan wanted to endorse Trump, the time was last week. Apparently he thinks this is our last election if the cackler wins, but it wasn’t worth the effort to endorse Trump when it would have made a bigger impact? Or was he just hoping he’d get Kamala on his show?
Oh, you should ask ace if there’s a right-wing media ghetto. Ask him how easy it is to get ads. I didn’t say it was a good thing, I didn’t say it was something I agreed with, but it’s undoubtedly a hurdle conservative media faces.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 04, 2024 11:03 PM (FC8SQ)
Udderly preposterous!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 04, 2024 11:01 PM (Xo+UM)
How cud this be true
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2024 11:04 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, le scarpe sono piu importante at November 04, 2024 11:01 PM (i0xsb)
Looters vs. Nike.. It’s a shame they can’t both lose.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 04, 2024 11:04 PM (FC8SQ)
#REPORT: India’s Prime Minister Modi condemns attack on Hindu temple in Brampton.
6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 5h
#REPORT: Peel police officer has been suspended after being seen on video taking part in one of the protests at a Hindu temple in Brampton yesterday [andy: another two more later too]
6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 1h
#WATCH: Pro-India supporters are smashing vehicles in Brampton during a protest right now.
https://is.gd/eattLb
50 seconds; LOUD
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 11:04 PM (hovnC)
@sentdefender
Farzin Nadimi, a Senior Researcher with the Washington Institute, believes that Iran may launch its Retaliatory Strike against Israel on Tuesday Night during the U.S. Presidential Election. With the Attack likely to involve at least 400 Missiles aimed at Israeli Air Defense Bases and Sites, as well as Defense Manufacturing Industries around the City of Haifa. Iran is likely to utilize its “Khorramshahr-4” Medium-Range Ballistic Missiles, as well as Missiles launched by Iranian-Backed Groups in Iraq and possible Syria; in addition, the Iranian Army or Artesh is expected to participate, likely using its “Arash” Long-Range Attack Drones and Su-24MK “Fencer-D” Tactical Bombers, equipped with Stand-Off Weapons.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 04, 2024 10:55 PM (TGPs7)
Oh great. Major ME war started on election day or evening (assuming "night" means local time in the ME). Just the ticket to either suspend the election or run major cover for shenanigans. Mullahs doing a solid for the Administration?
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 04, 2024 11:05 PM (lg881)
Leftards listen to podcasts too
Posted by: ... at November 04, 2024 11:05 PM (lX8VI)
I gave it to my son when he deployed to his first ship.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2024 10:31 PM (WXNFJ)
I used to help make the hand-out rosaries for our parish- we kept a basket in the vestibule- and the missions. I should start that up again.
Like my readers, I have them all over the place: purse, bedside table, garden gate and front porch bench. That does not include the nice gift ones over the years.
Posted by: sal at November 04, 2024 11:07 PM (f+FmA)
War on Everthing with Michael Pena and One of the 27 Skaarssgaard Kids.
Some hilarious bits in there along with some good ol' revengetastic violence.
Also has the Valkyrie chick when she was still hot af.
Anything to distract from politics.
Posted by: Sifty at November 04, 2024 11:07 PM (qbGYg)
Next, I will throw it in the back of a vehicle, drive it to the car wash, spray it down with engine degreaser, and hose it off with hot soapy water.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 11:07 PM (3lNJp)
Under Obama/Biden and Biden/Harris they got pallets of cash. Under Trump they got nothing. Don't even need to do math on this one.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 04, 2024 11:08 PM (lUFok)
And if a rando from middle America can feel it, I'm certain the actual Washington power brokers have data on it.
The question is, are they competent enough to steal it away from we the people? They will certainly try. I am praying God defeats the plans of godless people whose plans run anathema to the ways of righteousness.
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 04, 2024 11:09 PM (wGun1)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 04, 2024 11:09 PM (JxaW4)
Posted by: Sifty at November 04, 2024 11:09 PM (dFYuT)
Udderly preposterous!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 04, 2024 11:01 PM (Xo+UM)
How cud this be true
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2024 11:04 PM (W/lyH)
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I'll ruminate over this for a while and let you know.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, le scarpe sono piu importante delle TV at November 04, 2024 11:10 PM (i0xsb)
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Under Obama/Biden and Biden/Harris they got pallets of cash. Under Trump they got nothing. Don't even need to do math on this one.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 04, 2024 11:08 PM (lUFok)
otoh the Israelis would have no reason to hold back if Iran pulls something stupid. Pray it's a false alarm.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 11:10 PM (zlGo9)
Posted by: Eromero at November 04, 2024 11:11 PM (LHPAg)
Meh. That's about all I can or care to muster. To your credit, you are just too f'n tiresome to address.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2024 11:11 PM (mH6SG)
On the other hand I am seeing if I can make schmalz. Poor chickens did not have a lot of fat on them.
I saved back the bones for making bone broth later.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2024 11:11 PM (D7oie)
#WATCH: Pro-India supporters are smashing vehicles in Brampton during a protest right now.
https://is.gd/eattLb
50 seconds; LOUD
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 11:04 PM (hovnC)
Dumbfucks! Beating on cars driven by some randos is no way to endear yourselves to the general public. Deport the lot of them back to Hindoostan.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 11:11 PM (3lNJp)
Posted by: Jim at November 04, 2024 10:16 PM (Xo+UM)
Here's something close:
https://shorturl.at/O4sAS
Posted by: GWB at November 04, 2024 11:11 PM (E8qwH)
Posted by: SMOD at November 04, 2024 11:12 PM (GITLP)
Posted by: Eromero at November 04, 2024 11:11 PM (LHPAg)
Yeah, but can she shoot and gut a feral hog?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 11:12 PM (zlGo9)
Posted by: Eromero at November 04, 2024 11:11 PM (LHPAg)
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Back off. I saw her first.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 04, 2024 11:12 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2024 10:45 PM (LkLld)
From your lips to God’s ears.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 04, 2024 11:13 PM (FC8SQ)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president
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Um, how? What are the metrics used to determine DUI.
I know, California. The reason is probably retarded.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 04, 2024 11:13 PM (Itd+P)
let's bring this thing home! MAGA!
Posted by: Pussy Galore at November 04, 2024 11:13 PM (MB784)
Udderly preposterous!
Posted by: Jim
How cud this be true
Posted by: Diogenes
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There's no place to hide.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 11:14 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2024 11:14 PM (D7oie)
The can arrest them all when they take a break and go down to the beach to take a dump.
Posted by: Orson at November 04, 2024 11:16 PM (dIske)
Udderly preposterous!
Posted by: Jim
How cud this be true
Posted by: Diogenes
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There's no place to hide.
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Try the decalf.
Posted by: Coffe thread too at November 04, 2024 11:16 PM (41CYW)
Babylon Bee says Megyn has been confirmed to be aging in reverse.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 04, 2024 11:16 PM (w6EFb)
Udderly preposterous!
Posted by: Jim
How cud this be true
Posted by: Diogenes
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There's no place to hide.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 11:14 PM (hovnC)
Not to horn in, but don’t be kicking over lanterns.
Posted by: Eromero at November 04, 2024 11:17 PM (LHPAg)
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Or illegally fish for salmon out of season.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 11:17 PM (hovnC)
@sentdefender
Farzin Nadimi, a Senior Researcher with the Washington Institute, believes that Iran may launch its Retaliatory Strike against Israel on Tuesday Night during the U.S. Presidential Election.
Posted by: Mister Ghost
So the attacks back and forth this year have been, if I'm counting correctly:
1. Iran's pre-pre-retaliatory strike
B. Iran's pre-retaliatory strike
3. Israel's horrible belligerent unprovoked attack
And, tomorrow,
D. Iran's retaliatory strike
Do I have that right?
Posted by: mikeski at November 04, 2024 11:17 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president
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Um, how? What are the metrics used to determine DUI.
Posted by: Puddleglum
You can be arrested for 'Staring' in London. The metric used there is "Because I said so."
Posted by: Tonypete at November 04, 2024 11:18 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 04, 2024 11:18 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 11:18 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: andycanuck
Iron Butterfly never could catch the magic a second time.
Posted by: mikeski
Sounds better in the original Klingon.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 04, 2024 11:19 PM (KAi1n)
Udderly preposterous!
Posted by: Jim
How cud this be true
Posted by: Diogenes
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There's no place to hide.
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Try the decalf.
Posted by: Coffe thread too at November 04, 2024 11:16 PM (41CYW)
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That's really taking the bull by the horns. You got balls.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la TV ls rubano doppodomani at November 04, 2024 11:20 PM (i0xsb)
1. Iran's pre-pre-retaliatory strike
B. Iran's pre-retaliatory strike
3. Israel's horrible belligerent unprovoked attack
And, tomorrow,
D. Iran's retaliatory strike
Do I have that right?
Posted by: mikeski at November 04, 2024 11:17 PM (DgGvY)
***
Excellent grasp of the situation.
You secretly work at CNN don't you?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2024 11:20 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: mrp at November 04, 2024 11:20 PM (rj6Yv)
That's a pretty impressive lineup.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2024 11:20 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: andycanuck
Iron Butterfly never could catch the magic a second time.
Posted by: mikeski at November 04, 2024 10:52 PM (DgGvY)
Golf clap. Well done.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 04, 2024 11:21 PM (vREZO)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la TV ls rubano doppodomani
Nope.
Posted by: Steer at November 04, 2024 11:21 PM (vJiyU)
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I'd be leery of that.
I’d like to join in the fun … but you master punsters have me cowed…
Posted by: Adriane the Not Giving Up Her Day Job for Music Critic . . . at November 04, 2024 11:21 PM (TX4bP)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la vacca rossa at November 04, 2024 11:22 PM (i0xsb)
I've finally accepted that I'm just a useless fanboy that will die alone and decided to take a whack at cobbling together Kirsche images.
https://tinyurl.com/yc5ukbvs
So...it's a work in progress.
Posted by: Robert at November 04, 2024 11:23 PM (deVLh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 11:23 PM (3lNJp)
I don't want to give away the outcome of the election before it's official, but let's just say that Vladimir Putin is in my neighborhood, personally commanding the first roundup of handmaids.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 04, 2024 11:24 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 04, 2024 11:09 PM (JxaW4)
***
I don’t think crossover registrations are that big of a thing, tbh.
Also, the GOP has led in things like party self-identification and generic ballot, which is consistent with a real lead in Republican voter registration.
The question isn’t “Is Trump really in the lead?” (He is.) Nor is it “Who would win a fair election?” (Trump.)
It’s “Can the Democrats steal it again?”
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 04, 2024 11:24 PM (FC8SQ)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la vacca rossa
Wasn't that a Jim Safford (sp?) song?
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 04, 2024 11:24 PM (vJiyU)
An ancient Indian weapon adopted by Sikhs as part of their standard battle gear, the Chakkar quoit is unlike any other bladed weapons. It is a steel throwing ring with a razor sharp knife edge. Sikhs would carry a number of these of various diameters around their necks or in their turbans.
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The chakram (Sanskrit: cakra, cakram; Punjabi: cakkra, cakkram) is a throwing weapon from the Indian subcontinent. It is circular with a sharpened outer edge and a diameter of 12–30 centimetres (4+1⁄2–12 inches). It is also known as chalikar[1] meaning "circle", and was sometimes referred to in English writings as a "war-quoit". The chakram is primarily a throwing weapon, but can also be used hand-to-hand. A smaller variant called chakri is worn on the wrist. A related weapon is the chakri dong, a bamboo staff with a chakri attached at one end.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 11:25 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Lirio100 at November 04, 2024 11:25 PM (izAv/)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 11:25 PM (hovnC)
That's a pretty impressive lineup.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2024 11:20 PM (LkLld)
Has he interviewed Tucker Carlson? That might be too much for the structure of the universe.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2024 11:26 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 11:25 PM (hovnC)
Penicillin will clear that right up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 11:26 PM (3lNJp)
I don't want to give away the outcome of the election before it's official, but let's just say that Vladimir Putin is in my neighborhood, personally commanding the first roundup of handmaids.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 04, 2024 11:24 PM (w6EFb)
LOL
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 04, 2024 11:27 PM (zlGo9)
Posted by: Big MIKE at November 04, 2024 11:28 PM (0/Ssx)
“When regular caffeine consumers stop [ingesting it], they often experience withdrawal symptoms for three to seven days,”
That is hard but three days with sex is even more so
Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 11:28 PM (8XibL)
Posted by: Europe at November 04, 2024 11:28 PM (Aqu9a)
I was confused why Hillary Clinton came to campaign in Tampa last weekend
Florida early voting is showing a potential 10+ point blowout for Trump and it’s a waste of time to campaign for Kamala
But then I got a call tonight from an election data insider that shocked me
Hillary didn’t come to Tampa to stump for Kamala
She came to stump for longtime Dem Rep Kathy Castor
Early voting data shows her formerly safe blue Congressional seat CD-14 districted in the bluest parts of Tampa/St Pete is in jeopardy as Hillsborough County becomes redder and redder
There is barely any media coverage of this but the Hillary visit is a big tell
This would be a HUGE flip and could foretell other Democrat weaknesses nationwide
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 11:28 PM (hovnC)
Part of the problem is that urban city clerks and election officials are subliterate DEI hacks. They combine low morals with total incompetence.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 04, 2024 11:28 PM (EsZUh)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 11:29 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: andycanuck
They fight with sharpened frisbees? That's pretty badass.
Posted by: mikeski at November 04, 2024 11:29 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at November 04, 2024 11:30 PM (A2iSa)
My 94 yr old mother cracks me up sometime. She comes in the den and says she can't get her email. Why? Because "some company is celebrating something".
WTF? So I have to go look. Thunderbird just auto-updated, and popped up a tab announcing that new update, which took it away from the main screen.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 04, 2024 11:31 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: andycanuck
They fight with sharpened frisbees? That's pretty badass.
Posted by: mikeski at November 04, 2024 11:29 PM (DgGvY)
Please.
This is nothing to lose your head over.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 04, 2024 11:31 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: mikeski at November 04, 2024 11:29 PM (DgGvY)
How the Hell do you use it in a hand-to-hand melee? If it's sharp on all edges, how do you grip it? Armored gloves?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 11:31 PM (3lNJp)
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at November 04, 2024 11:30 PM (A2iSa)
Maury Povich got his own country now? Kewl.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 11:32 PM (3lNJp)
Posted by: Kindltot
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The thing with ITINs is they are a big red flag that screams "not a citizen" and not legal to work or domicile in the US. At least not long term 'work'.
A non-citizen my have a SSN but not be legal to work in the US. But may be evidence of legal residence/domicile in the US (but not proof in itself).
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 04, 2024 11:33 PM (/lPRQ)
So...it's a work in progress.
Posted by: Robert at November 04, 2024 11:23 PM (deVLh)
Oooh, Robert. Six fingers!
my improvement:
Put some sort of pop of color in the potted plant on the left side of the picture to ginger up the composition, and a coffee cup beside the mouse, with a logo that matches the pop on the plant. I suggest something that contrasts to the blue, so something like a rich amber or orange
Probably on the main stem, in line with the line indicated by her boobs.
check for clash with her hair ribbons though.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2024 11:34 PM (D7oie)
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Thank you. Come again.
Posted by: andycanuck
Penisillin? Penicillin.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 04, 2024 11:34 PM (KAi1n)
I think the referral is to a Ghurkka knife. Angled at 45 degrees and sharp on both edges. Good for frontal attack and also from behind without changing position in the hand.
Posted by: DBCooper at November 04, 2024 11:35 PM (y1Mvi)
A non-citizen my have a SSN but not be legal to work in the US. But may be evidence of legal residence/domicile in the US (but not proof in itself).
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 04, 2024 11:33 PM (/lPRQ)
I think I have an ITIN because I bought units of a mutual fund that owns U.S. stocks. Damned if I can find a record of it, though. Is there a way to search for it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 11:35 PM (3lNJp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Stamina and a permanent scowl.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 04, 2024 11:35 PM (KAi1n)
1. You have to hire a lawyer to defend yourself.
2. Not only do you get a DUI on your record but the judge gets to label you a drug abuser, and send you to rehab.
3. The police can turn you into a snitch to bust your dealer.
4. They get federal dollars for fighting the war on drugs
5. Basically they get to push you around like you're a criminal, and the cops can charge you with resisting arrest if you call them idiots. Then they get to taser your ass, and say the resulting convulsions are more resisting, resulting in an additional taser blast every time you twitch.
In other words its a win/win for the state.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 04, 2024 11:35 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 11:37 PM (8XibL)
Posted by: DBCooper at November 04, 2024 11:35 PM (y1Mvi)
I have seen Gurkha knives. They have a handle. The above was in reference to some Sikh weapon that Brits called a "war quoit". Essentially a flat steel ring with a sharpened outer edge.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 11:38 PM (3lNJp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Mold it into the form of a hat. A bowler, no less.
Posted by: Oddjob, Goldfinger's Man at November 04, 2024 11:38 PM (Aqu9a)
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Some had a central grip; and gloves or wrapping a cloth around where you wanted to hold it. Both here in Forged in Fire finale.
https://is.gd/im2dWk
8:51 minutes; forging and strength and kill tests.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 11:38 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Megthered at November 04, 2024 11:38 PM (mAWUX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Probably.
There are European sword fighting techniques that require you to hold onto the sharp part, too.
https://is.gd/8fYv9z (wikipedia)
Posted by: mikeski at November 04, 2024 11:39 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 04, 2024 11:39 PM (D6+4s)
Posted by: Big MIKE at November 04, 2024 11:28 PM (0/Ssx)
It's the shit hawks you really gotta watch out for.
Posted by: Officer Jim Lahey (RIP) at November 04, 2024 11:40 PM (lg881)
Posted by: DBCooper at November 04, 2024 11:40 PM (y1Mvi)
Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 11:40 PM (8XibL)
Memoir of the War in India, William Thorn, 1806
Besides the matchlock, spear, the scimitar, which are all excellent in their kinds, some of the Seiks are armed with a very singular weapon, which they use with great and destructive effect against cavalry. It consists of a hollow circle, made of finely tempered steel, with an exceedingly sharp edge, about a foot in diameter, and and inch in breadth on the inner side. This instrument the horseman poises on his fore-finger, and after giving it two or three swift motions, to accelerate its velocity, sends it from him to the distance of some hundreds of yards, the ring cutting and maiming, most dreadfully, every living object that may chance to be in its way.
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That's how they were thrown contrasted with using them as a slashing weapon. Sorry, I missed that. It's late here, eh?
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 04, 2024 11:40 PM (hovnC)
Thunderbird just auto-updated, and popped up a tab announcing that new update..
***
Programmers have really gotten full of themselves. It’s a hotfix to patch a security vulnerability, not a reason to take over my screen with your self-congratulation.
“Welcome to Chrome 171.0.95642 (beta)! 🎉
What’s new:
- fixed some bad bugs
- introduced new bugs
- cashed in some stock options
- our project manager just had a baby!
- implemented standard nobody asked for, but which will perpetually eat up 4MB of memory per-tab in perpetuity”
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 04, 2024 11:41 PM (FC8SQ)
Posted by: Europe
Sometimes it is not the song, but the singers. A less-awkward combo of Metal-Wannabes doing that as a purely instrumental piece would be hailed. Werner knows that you know this.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at November 04, 2024 11:41 PM (tmPIh)
Posted by: andycanuck
The subcontinent has a bunch of weird weapons best suited to terrorize the untouchables when they get insurrectiony.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 04, 2024 11:41 PM (/lPRQ)
https://tinyurl.com/mkrha937
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, anora baracche at November 04, 2024 11:42 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Eromero at November 04, 2024 11:42 PM (LHPAg)
But with even more crime now!
Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 11:43 PM (8XibL)
Posted by: Don Black at November 04, 2024 11:43 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Oddjob, Goldfinger's Man at November 04, 2024 11:38 PM (Aqu9a)
I prefer the blade on the inside of the circle. Attach a chain and voila.
Posted by: The Master of the Flying Guillotine at November 04, 2024 11:43 PM (lg881)
Posted by: mikeski at November 04, 2024 11:29 PM (DgGvY)
And then afterwards they go and smoke hash
FRISBEES ARE TO BLAME
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2024 11:43 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 04, 2024 11:43 PM (bss/y)
Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 11:40 PM (8XibL)
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Since most Jews and most Muslims are Democrats, we should just settle this by making them fight.
Winner gets the middle east.
Loser gets Dearborn, Michigan. (And the rest of Michigan.)
Fight!
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 04, 2024 11:44 PM (FC8SQ)
Posted by: N at November 04, 2024 11:44 PM (8XibL)
Posted by: vmom stabby
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I just finished saying the Rosary before lurking here. I try to say it daily whenever my soldier daughter is deployed as she is now.
Posted by: Cosda at November 04, 2024 11:45 PM (q2ycl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Mold it into the form of a hat. A bowler, no less.
Posted by: Oddjob, Goldfinger's Man
Endorsed.
Posted by: Kung Lao at November 04, 2024 11:45 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Megthered at November 04, 2024 11:38 PM (mAWUX)
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Woke up after a normal night's sleep. A drone or 2 from Iraq shot down up north.
But it ain't over till it's over.
After all, tomorrow is another day!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 04, 2024 11:46 PM (FeKXP)
https://tinyurl.com/yc22h7na
Posted by: Orson at November 04, 2024 11:48 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
You would have had to ask for one to claim any refund you may be due. They'll give one to anybody that asks.
Search "I forgot my ITIN" at IRS webpage.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 04, 2024 11:48 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Werner has been reliably informed that Australian children can wield a razor-sharp boomerang. He does not remember where he came across this fact - it may have been in a Bergman film - Wild Strawberries, maybe? Klaus says that it was from Bad Day at Blackrock, but he always says that.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at November 04, 2024 11:48 PM (tmPIh)
Winner gets the middle east.
Loser gets Dearborn, Michigan. (And the rest of Michigan.)
Fight!
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 04, 2024 11:44 PM (FC8SQ)
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https://tinyurl.com/3jtwb8vw
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 04, 2024 11:49 PM (FeKXP)
Posted by: runner at November 04, 2024 11:49 PM (V13WU)
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You forgot to mention the cocktail frank.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 04, 2024 11:50 PM (FeKXP)
The Gurkka knife is called a kukri. Friend of mine at school actually had one. More like a small maachete.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore anora baracche at November 04, 2024 11:50 PM (i0xsb)
Frisbeetyrians. They believe that when one dies, their soul gets stuck on top of a 2nd story roof, somewhere.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 04, 2024 11:51 PM (Xo+UM)
Posted by: Megthered at November 04, 2024 11:38 PM (mAWUX)
You may have misspelled "complicit".
I would just worry that if it was a big dust up it might somehow be used to alter the election, even if just used as a smokescreen. I'm a very pro-Israel Jew but the US is more important to me.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 04, 2024 11:51 PM (lg881)
Otherwise if you haven't had the ITIN on any tax return for five years, it will have expired. I am going to guess you will have to send a letter to the IRS to ask what your ITIN is or was.
all of this is per the IRS website
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2024 11:51 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 04, 2024 11:52 PM (piwf8)
Posted by: Tim Walz at November 04, 2024 11:53 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner
"Compete in a saturated market" isn't his business plan.
Or anyone's business plan, if they're smart.
Electric cars when they're the new hotness. Space flight when NASA is sucking hind teat. Tiny satellites giving the whole world wi-fi. Mars colonies. That's Musk stuff.
If he did the phone thing, it would be the same as the X/Twitter thing. A calculated business loss in pursuit of a political goal.
Posted by: Kung Lao at November 04, 2024 11:54 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: mikeski at November 04, 2024 11:55 PM (DgGvY)
speech. Would rather have had my brain sucked out by aliens.
Posted by: DBCooper at November 04, 2024 11:55 PM (y1Mvi)
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I accidentally attended a baby shower way back when. Turns out that a baby shower is a great place to meet women, lol.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at November 04, 2024 11:55 PM (xverI)
Posted by: Fastly Strokewater at November 04, 2024 10:27 PM (gWAUD)
I’m not a big Will Ferrell fan, but that movie cracks the shit out of me.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 04, 2024 11:02 PM (S6gqv)
Well, if you're an irregular caffeine drinker, that will be better than psyllium bark, for sure.
Posted by: GWB at November 04, 2024 11:55 PM (E8qwH)
Posted by: Walter Freeman
Eh, November might be fine.
https://youtu.be/AqYZhGzDf2w
Posted by: mikeski hopes it's less weird than this at November 04, 2024 11:56 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: tintex at November 04, 2024 11:56 PM (pHGAx)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 04, 2024 11:49 PM (FeKXP)
Between you and me, I don’t think the muzzies stand a chance.
Mostly I’m just looking to unload Michigan, though.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 04, 2024 11:56 PM (FC8SQ)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 04, 2024 11:52 PM (piwf
It's gonna go plaid.
Posted by: Dark Helmet at November 04, 2024 11:58 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Megthered at November 04, 2024 11:38 PM (mAWUX)
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I don't think Iran is in any position for a retaliatory strike. The last Israeli effort focused on the IRG, and all accounts are that they didn't miss what they were aiming at. They also took out missile structures, military manufacturing structures as well as command bunkers in Syria. If they try a retaliatory strike now, Israel is just going to up the stakes and increase the resource drain of Iran. Iran can't afford that. Not with the way their economy is currently sputtering under 35% inflation.
Posted by: Orson at November 04, 2024 11:58 PM (dIske)
Mostly I’m just looking to unload Michigan, though.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 04, 2024 11:56 PM (FC8SQ)
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The problem isn't just Michigan. Every country that let Islam in via the front door will suffer more and more from it as time goes by.
Invading species.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 04, 2024 11:58 PM (FeKXP)
I hope those voters don't sleep in tomorrow!
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 04, 2024 11:59 PM (wGun1)
I'm off till Friday, so If I get soused, I can deal with it.
My next project is in Toronto, and I will be travelling back and forth, and I can remind myself that as bad as it might get, we're not Canada.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 04, 2024 11:59 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: runner at November 04, 2024 11:59 PM (V13WU)
Otherwise if you haven't had the ITIN on any tax return for five years, it will have expired. I am going to guess you will have to send a letter to the IRS to ask what your ITIN is or was.
all of this is per the IRS website
Posted by: Kindltot at November 04, 2024 11:51 PM (D7oie)
It's all rolled into my holdings in my RRIF (registered retirement income fund), comparable to the IRA in the States. The banking institution manages it. The amount of actual income the U.S. stocks generate is quite small, and any dividends are rolled into increasing capital. I have not received any requests to file a return from the IRS. The ITIN may well have expired.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 11:59 PM (3lNJp)
https://rumble.com/ v5bgcv1-descendants-new- intellectual-froglegs.html
Posted by: Beverly at November 05, 2024 12:00 AM (Epeb0)
We never should've given them the vote.
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 12:00 AM (wGun1)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 04, 2024 11:52 PM (piwf
Somewhere between "Repo Man" weird and "Rocky Horror Picture Show" weird.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 05, 2024 12:00 AM (vREZO)
Posted by: Jim at November 04, 2024 11:51 PM (Xo+UM)
The musical send off is 'Nearer My God To Thee'.
Posted by: RickZ at November 05, 2024 12:00 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Fastly Strokewater
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That reminds me. I used to race occasionally at Talladega. The state highway that ran from Anniston, Al over to Talladega was designated, 'The Alabama Highway for the Deaf and Blind'. I was always nervously careful while making that drive.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2024 12:01 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 05, 2024 12:02 AM (lhenN)
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at November 04, 2024 11:55 PM (xverI)
____________________
I didn't accidentally go to one, but was coerced into it with bribery. On a positive note, I was able to confirm my long held theory that women are not originally from this planet.
Posted by: Orson at November 05, 2024 12:02 AM (dIske)
Posted by: Jim
Only if you've lived a good life. Otherwise, stuck under a car.
Posted by: mikeski at November 05, 2024 12:03 AM (DgGvY)
Or anyone's business plan, if they're smart.
Electric cars when they're the new hotness. Space flight when NASA is sucking hind teat. Tiny satellites giving the whole world wi-fi. Mars colonies. That's Musk stuff.
If he did the phone thing, it would be the same as the X/Twitter thing. A calculated business loss in pursuit of a political goal.
Posted by: Kung Lao at November 04, 2024 11:54 PM (DgGvY)
What's not saturated is the market for spyware-free cellphones that actually work, out of the box. Couple that with Elon's constellation of Starlink satellites, you could have a cellphone that works anywhere in the world, and pretty much impervious to government snooping. I would buy one if it were affordable, for sure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 12:04 AM (3lNJp)
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at November 04, 2024 11:55 PM (xverI)
____________________
I didn't accidentally go to one, but was coerced into it with bribery. On a positive note, I was able to confirm my long held theory that women are not originally from this planet.
Posted by: Orson at November 05, 2024 12:02 AM (dIske)
Remember me?
Posted by: Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus at November 05, 2024 12:04 AM (zlGo9)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore anora baracche at November 04, 2024 11:50 PM (i0xsb)
It is like a falcata, I have a couple of kukris, picked up here and there. The one concept I liked was one I saw that was reworked to be a field knife. The handles are cool, but not particularly gripabl for big hand so they need to be modified iwth thicker scales, and the leather covering for the sheath is not the best, and canvas is generally better in the wet.
I like goloks too, so I am not the best source for good taste.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 05, 2024 12:04 AM (D7oie)
We never should've given them the vote.
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 12:00 AM (wGun1)
Looking at the average AWFL, they’re also against wine prohibition, weed bans, and calorie restriction.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 12:06 AM (FC8SQ)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 05, 2024 12:06 AM (YIxO9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 04, 2024 11:59 PM (3lNJp)
Sounds like the mirror image of a US citizen having a domestic mutual fund or brokerage account with foreign holdings. If there is a foreign tax imposed on the foreign dividends or capital gains distributions, the institution pays it out of that income stream and reports it on the 1099-DIV. The US citizen gets to claim a foreign tax credit.
That said for a taxable account, if the Canadian RRIF is a tax-deferred account like an IRA, why would the owner be filing a US tax return? You'd just pay Canadian taxes on any taxable distributions from the RRIF to you.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 05, 2024 12:06 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: scampydog at November 05, 2024 12:06 AM (41CYW)
Here ya go:
https://tinyurl.com/37wp9r78
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 05, 2024 12:06 AM (FeKXP)
Posted by: PabloD at November 05, 2024 12:08 AM (tShuD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 12:09 AM (3lNJp)
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
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They apparently don't care for Hispanic boarders either.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2024 12:10 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 05, 2024 12:06 AM (Aqu9a)
Yes, that's how it works.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 12:10 AM (3lNJp)
Everyone who usually makes all the noise and creates all the pandemonium is silent.
Posted by: Orson at November 05, 2024 12:12 AM (dIske)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 12:13 AM (lX8VI)
I think with the last batch (or the next batch) of the latest Starlinks launched, there will be the first complete set of direct-to-cell Starlinks. By complete, it means the thing can be fully operational.
With direct to cell, the satellites function as cell tower. Right now, they have to coordinate that with current carriers somehow for some reason, but it will be possible to have the satellites act as an independent carrier in the future.
This means cell service (4G level, I think) anywhere on the planet.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 05, 2024 12:13 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2024 12:10 AM (XeU6L)
Any progress on getting your downed trees cut up? I had a call from Osprey today. He was in Amarillo at the Big Tex steak house, home of the "free" 72-ounce sirloin. Homeward bound from a stint cleaning up in Saluda.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 12:13 AM (3lNJp)
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 12:13 AM (wGun1)
Posted by: ... at November 05, 2024 12:13 AM (lX8VI)
They were 6-0 for Biden last time.
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 12:13 AM (wGun1)
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at November 05, 2024 12:14 AM (tmPIh)
Elon was talking about this and said about bandwidth that the laws of physics constrain the maximum bandwidth there. The direct-to-cell data bandwidth can't be as high as the dedicated Starlink receivers because of the size of the phone antenna.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 05, 2024 12:15 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: mrp at November 05, 2024 12:15 AM (rj6Yv)
Two ideas come to me...like in 2020, they are planning an egregious steal and they are scared they will be come for..the don't control the pro Palestinian mob like they control Antifa and they are afraid if Trump is winning that mob will attack them
Posted by: azjaeger at November 05, 2024 12:16 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 05, 2024 12:15 AM (w6EFb)
Which matters not a whit if you use the phone strictly for voice and texts. I mean, we used to get Internet via dial-up, which has lousy bandwidth, and web pages would load, albeit slowly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 12:17 AM (3lNJp)
Posted by: Simple Caveman Lawyer at November 05, 2024 12:17 AM (eNb13)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 05, 2024 12:17 AM (fWLUN)
Posted by: mrp at November 05, 2024 12:17 AM (rj6Yv)
There is a rather surprising result from classical EM theory known as the Lorentz Reciprocity Theorem, which is roughly (under some arcane boundary conditions) that if one antenna can receive a signal from a second, then the first can receive a signal from the second when transmitter and receiver roles are reversed.
This means that is you have big-ass antenna somewhere and a dinky little receiving antenna can get the signal clean, then the big ass antenna can receive a return signal from the dinky one.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 05, 2024 12:18 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 05, 2024 12:18 AM (v6JzV)
Congrats, Dixville, you officially don't matter.
But also, congrats on reaching your Net Zero goals.
Posted by: mikeski at November 05, 2024 12:18 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 12:09 AM (3lNJp)
I would call that a corn knife. Cane machetes tend to be shaped like a peel, with a hook on the back corner, and have a sideways bend at the end. You need that because the most cane juice is in piece next to the ground, and you have to woop in the blade to get the can cut off as flush to the ground as possible.
Or so I am told.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 05, 2024 12:18 AM (D7oie)
3 Harris 3 Trump
Posted by: mrp at November 05, 2024 12:15 AM (rj6Yv)
So. Is that any kind of a bellwether? If it was 6-0 Biden last year, it's some sort of a win, I guess.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 12:19 AM (3lNJp)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 05, 2024 12:19 AM (ndoNK)
Posted by: Kilo 4/11 at November 05, 2024 12:19 AM (ACdFq)
Posted by: tintex at November 05, 2024 12:19 AM (pHGAx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Use a phone for "voice?" I don't get it.
Posted by: Gen Alpha at November 05, 2024 12:20 AM (DgGvY)
Ahead of Election Day, authorities are erecting new security fencing around the White House and the Naval Observatory, where Vice President Kamala Harris resides.
Two ideas come to me...like in 2020, they are planning an egregious steal and they are scared they will be come for..the don't control the pro Palestinian mob like they control Antifa and they are afraid if Trump is winning that mob will attack them
Posted by: azjaeger
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I think you're overthinking it. Lefties love to loot. And riot. Riot riot riot!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 05, 2024 12:20 AM (fWLUN)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 05, 2024 12:18 AM (w6EFb)
Were that not true, cellphones would not work at all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 12:21 AM (3lNJp)
Posted by: Jen the original at November 05, 2024 12:21 AM (K4Bq0)
https://youtu.be/Yoh0bEi8VFg
Also new Intellectual Froglegs I haven't watched yet
https://bit.ly/48DbPUJ
Posted by: mindful webworker - I may have to be up all night at November 05, 2024 12:21 AM (2Iple)
{{{Teresa}}} I will keep praying and dropping a line every now and then. You keep up with the pluckiness.
Miley, I am going to church tomorrow morning, and I know of one other heathen that plans to do the same here. I believe in prayer, but I seldom do it inside the church that I was raised in.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 05, 2024 12:22 AM (Sgq8y)
I hope those voters don't sleep in tomorrow!
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 04, 2024 11:59 PM (wGun1
A wrinkle in time, my friend.
Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 12:22 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Fastly Strokewater at November 04, 2024 10:27 PM (gWAUD)
I’m not a big Will Ferrell fan, but that movie cracks the shit out of me.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 04, 2024 11:02 PM (S6gqv)
Well, if you're an irregular caffeine drinker, that will be better than psyllium bark, for sure.
Posted by: GWB at November 04, 2024 11:55 PM (E8qwH)
Always hated his "comedy". Found his movies stupid and goofish (in a very non-enjoyable way). When I see them pop up on TV I avoid them like he plague.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2024 12:22 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 12:19 AM (3lNJp)
I am probably going to be quiet for the next couple of days. Stress makes me touchy and mean.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 05, 2024 12:22 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 05, 2024 12:19 AM (ndoNK)
I always turn autocorrect off, if possible. I want to claim ownership of my typos.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 12:22 AM (3lNJp)
3 Harris 3 Trump
Posted by: mrp at November 05, 2024 12:15 AM (rj6Yv)
So. Is that any kind of a bellwether? If it was 6-0 Biden last year, it's some sort of a win, I guess.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 12:19 AM (3lNJp)
yeah, gold standard ! Headline on Tuesday Nov 8, 2016:
"Hillary Clinton wins Dixville Notch midnight vote"
Posted by: runner at November 05, 2024 12:23 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 05, 2024 12:24 AM (D7oie)
Andersonville is on the North Side
Posted by: Kilo
Chatham neighborhood, per Second City Cop blog
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com/
2024/11/officer-down.html
Posted by: mindful webworker - used to go to Andersonville frequently when we lived near there at November 05, 2024 12:24 AM (2Iple)
Trump was a little hoarse sounding yesterday, but now his voice is back to full normal. He's amazing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 05, 2024 12:24 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: MrExcitement at November 05, 2024 12:25 AM (hOOi9)
I would call that a corn knife. Cane machetes tend to be shaped like a peel, with a hook on the back corner, and have a sideways bend at the end. You need that because the most cane juice is in piece next to the ground, and you have to woop in the blade to get the can cut off as flush to the ground as possible.
Or so I am told.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 05, 2024 12:18 AM (D7oie
Talk like that get you sold downriver.
Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 12:25 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 05, 2024 12:26 AM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 12:09 AM (3lNJp)
I would call what you described as a froe.
Is this close?
https://www.buckknives.com/product/108-compadre-froe/
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 05, 2024 12:26 AM (FCbAQ)
sounds like they went through a rough patch there.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2024 12:26 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 05, 2024 12:26 AM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Eromero at November 05, 2024 12:25 AM (LHPAg)
I like machetes. It is just one of those things.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 05, 2024 12:27 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 05, 2024 12:19 AM (ndoNK)
I always turn autocorrect off, if possible. I want to claim ownership of my typos.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 12:22 AM (3lNJp)
Although the suggestions are nice. Don't tell me what to do, autocucumber, let me decide to do it wrong, damit!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2024 12:27 AM (ynpvh)
SO many deserving game ball candidates! Hunt & Hopkins probably top of the heap.
Posted by: K.C. Wolf (mnw) at November 05, 2024 12:28 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------
My side lot now has a sizable stack of 5'-6' long 25" pine logs. I'm waiting to see if one gov't agency or another will pick them up.
I almost sent you a pic of downed/broken utility poles. If my poor old McCullough was up to the job, I'd probably go saw off some chunks to use for some landscaping purpose.
Saluda got hit fairly hard, still pictures don't even touch the real thing:
http://tiny.cc/imotzz
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 05, 2024 12:28 AM (XeU6L)
Or so I am told.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 05, 2024 12:18 AM (D7oie)
Looked up "corn knife". Yes, the square-ended ones fit the description of mine fairly well. Think mine was made in Mexico. A useful implement, not a braggin' knife.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 12:29 AM (3lNJp)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 05, 2024 12:30 AM (YIxO9)
It would please me beyond measure to fulfill the oath I took to protect and defend peacefully by following Trump and restoring my beloved country to it's splendor so the world can marvel again at America.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at November 05, 2024 12:30 AM (hKoQL)
The good old days of judging a potential download's worthiness based on file size.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at November 05, 2024 12:31 AM (piwf8)
Babylon Bee says Megyn has been confirmed to be aging in reverse.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Is she not woman?
She is DEVO.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 05, 2024 12:31 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: RickZ at November 05, 2024 12:31 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 05, 2024 12:33 AM (XjTSo)
Trump declared the winner, with 312 EVs TONIGHT.
Wins PA(19), NC(16), GA(16), MI(15), AZ(11), WI(10), NV(4); Popular vote too.
Subtract off whoever you think is unwise enough to steal it for Kacklin' Kamala this time. Trump has had 4 years to assure they don't get away with it this time. Probably, he had his reasons for LETTING them get away with it last time.
It'll be really cool if he picks up a couple of "Lean D" states too.
Posted by: MrExcitement at November 05, 2024 12:33 AM (hOOi9)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2024 12:34 AM (KAi1n)
Is this close?
https://www.buckknives.com/product/108-compadre-froe/
Posted by: OneEyedJack at November 05, 2024 12:26 AM (FCbAQ)
Not very close. My knife looks like the one pictured below, except the handle scales are wood, and there is no knob on the handle.
https://yo-ho.com/16-corn-knife/
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 12:34 AM (3lNJp)
https://tinyurl.com/5yvztxb9
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2024 12:35 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 05, 2024 12:33 AM (XjTSo)
That happened just a few hours ago, while Trump was speaking in the last rally (as opposed to the one going on now).
Posted by: MrExcitement at November 05, 2024 12:35 AM (hOOi9)
https://mol.im/a/14040823
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, ancora baracche at November 05, 2024 12:35 AM (i0xsb)
Everyone who usually makes all the noise and creates all the pandemonium is silent.
==============
Get back to us on that in about 24 hours.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 05, 2024 12:36 AM (XjTSo)
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at November 05, 2024 12:3 AM (XjTSo)
My favorite Kammie fan-boy shit post was about how Kammie got more eyeballs on SNL than doing Joe Rogan.
Another one of the idiotic statements was Joe Rogan should have gone to Kammie to do the 1/2 hour 'Joe Rogan Experience' interview. She's a busy woman.
Posted by: RickZ at November 05, 2024 12:37 AM (gKDq2)
https://tinyurl.com/2p8fhvwh
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, socialisti tutti quanti at November 05, 2024 12:37 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 05, 2024 12:00
Good description. I'll see my lefty Uncle and Aunt. In person we avoid politics but they send some libtard emails. Time will tell if she can avoid an outburst with an election like this.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at November 05, 2024 12:38 AM (55Qr6)
Now, I would love half and half to have an indefinite shelf life. I really would. But I think it is supposed to say “Keep Refrigerated”. Or did I miss some new preservation technique? UHT Milk tastes funky, Evaporated Milk is cooked out. Nothing like fresh dairy for cooking.
Shelf stable half and half?
Posted by: Common Tater at November 05, 2024 12:39 AM (QOFj/)
https://tinyurl.com/3fsebutp
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, vengano dalle piante at November 05, 2024 12:40 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: RickZ at November 05, 2024 12:37 AM (gKDq2)
common wisdom is that you only do 30 minutes on Rogan if you are boring and totally incoherent. If he is having fun he will go 3 hours
Posted by: Kindltot at November 05, 2024 12:40 AM (D7oie)
I own a froe. That picture is not a froe I know.
Posted by: MkY at November 05, 2024 12:41 AM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Texican ette at November 05, 2024 12:41 AM (SNf74)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2024 12:34 AM (KAi1n)
Be funny if they turned around back...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 05, 2024 12:43 AM (ynpvh)
https://mol.im/a/14038573
Now where have those filthy NYorkers been sticking their .....
Hey, maybe some illegal aliens brought this nice fungus, or should I say fun guy?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, vengono dalle piante at November 05, 2024 12:43 AM (i0xsb)
Mark Halperin is pouring doom all over Harris.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 05, 2024 12:44 AM (fWLUN)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sono tutti bugiardi at November 05, 2024 12:44 AM (i0xsb)
Damn, I'm gonna be a freaking nervous wreck over this thing....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 05, 2024 12:45 AM (w6EFb)
Picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue, that's for sure.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 05, 2024 12:45 AM (w6EFb)
https://mol.im/a/14038005
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sono sempre tutti bugiardi at November 05, 2024 12:46 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: MkY at November 05, 2024 12:41 AM (cPGH3)
Agreed. The froe I remember seeing is sold at Lee Valley Tools, and elsewhere. It is basically a wedge with handle to lever open the split started by driving the wedge into end grain.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 12:47 AM (3lNJp)
I'm just wondering what people are going to do Wednesday if The Cheat works again?
Posted by: RickZ
===============
Kamala on Tuesday.
Lawsuits on Wednesday.
?? on January 20.
Trump ain't gonna be caught without a rapid response plan this time.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 05, 2024 12:48 AM (fWLUN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 12:49 AM (3lNJp)
Posted by: MkY
Uh oh. We're about to have a knife-identification froedown.
Posted by: mikeski at November 05, 2024 12:50 AM (DgGvY)
TPTB daring us: What are you gonna do, huh?
I have no faith in our elections anymore. None. (Let's get the purple ink out!) We can see The Cheat happening in real time in 2024 -- yet it still goes on. Courts even endorse it with favorable rulings. Nope, no trust in our elections AT ALL.
Posted by: RickZ at November 05, 2024 12:50 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Right.
https://tinyurl.com/mryk67r3
I bought a big mallet to go with. Gotta admit I only use it to split smoking wood, but I love it. Hell, I could make shingles with all my shingle oaks, right?
Posted by: MkY at November 05, 2024 12:50 AM (cPGH3)
Mister Robinson was not available for comment.
https://tinyurl.com/ana7y4ua
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la plastica at November 05, 2024 12:50 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: publius
Music for calmness.
https://youtu.be/56dp1-Sc1R0
Posted by: mikeski at November 05, 2024 12:52 AM (DgGvY)
Way back when I took a Botany course, the TA, who was a PhD candidate mycologist, told us that he was “a fun guy who liked fun-ji” (as in jive).
And dig the Frank Zappa!
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at November 05, 2024 12:52 AM (ohaaq)
Posted by: MkY at November 05, 2024 12:53 AM (cPGH3)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 05, 2024 12:45
Saw some older guy on TV, he said I'm not gonna quit drinking tomorrow.
I'll be in a college town tomorrow. I'd like to go to a college bar and see how they react.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at November 05, 2024 12:54 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 12:54 AM (3lNJp)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 05, 2024 12:47 AM (3lNJp)
I own a froe. It is very much that, a blunt blade with a handle at right angles. It is not a good one and I had to make a handle for it, but it will split shakes.
What I don't have at the moment is any real need for shakes.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 05, 2024 12:55 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: AthensMike at November 05, 2024 12:56 AM (26Sib)
Posted by: Kindltot
You don't do fires? Froes are the ultimate kindling makers. Don't gotta do shakes.
(Have to admit, I have no idea what a shake is)
Posted by: MkY at November 05, 2024 12:57 AM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sono ladri miserabili at November 05, 2024 12:58 AM (i0xsb)
What the hell is a wood splitter doing in that mix?
Posted by: MkY at November 05, 2024 12:58 AM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 05, 2024 12:59 AM (D7oie)
I've heard that Michael J. Fox is looking for work?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 05, 2024 12:59 AM (Xo+UM)
https://tinyurl.com/ana7y4ua
Posted by: Ciampino
Huh. In L.A., huh?
PepsiCo just beat a lawsuit brought by New York Attorney General Letitia James over the company’s alleged plastics pollution after a judge criticized the case as predatory and dismissed the lawsuit.
https://bit.ly/3AtKp7a
Posted by: mindful webworker - drinking bottled water at November 05, 2024 01:00 AM (2Iple)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at November 05, 2024 01:00 AM (Da7Vv)
If you put up a vid titled "try not to cringe" and it has will Ferrel's face on it, day before Election Day. Not gonna click on it. Not gonnna do it.
That last photo... dear god in heaven what is that monstrosity. If it haunts my dreams, like Liam neeson, I WILL find you.
(Okay, I won't. But I'll be ticked.)
Show the liberal women who want to be caught alone in the woods with a bear that photo. They'll change their minds.
Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 01:01 AM (QAK8m)
(Have to admit, I have no idea what a shake is)
Posted by: MkY at November 05, 2024 12:57 AM (cPGH3)
a thick, and long wooden shingle made by splitting wood. If you shave them down they are better, but the rough ones are good enough for a shed
I made a bunch and stacked them in the woodshed to burn.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 05, 2024 01:02 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: MkY at November 05, 2024 01:02 AM (cPGH3)
Posted by: MkY at November 05, 2024 01:03 AM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Official Miklos at November 05, 2024 01:04 AM (khrpa)
https://mol.im/a/14036069
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, non li chiamerei segreti, meglio disgrazie at November 05, 2024 01:04 AM (i0xsb)
@mothmanbelievr
Don't forget to leave out Diet Coke and McDonald's tonight for Donald Trump
Now I want McDonald's for lunch tomorrow. Has anyone tried the Big Mac that's made of chicken? It looks horrifying yet intriguing.
Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 01:04 AM (QAK8m)
Irongrandpa, may god have mercy on us and allow your hope to bear fruit. And may we all be ready to shoulder the burden of putting our country back to rights if Trump wins.
Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 01:08 AM (QAK8m)
Buc-ee's Fried Chicken Sammich REIGNS SUPREME over all other lesser sammiches. Including Chick-fil-A.
Far more flavor, 2x the meat, by weight. Better bun and sauce, too.
AND YOU CAN BUY 'EM ON SUNDAYS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 05, 2024 01:09 AM (Xo+UM)
https://mol.im/a/13950229
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, non e stato mai ricevuto at November 05, 2024 01:10 AM (i0xsb)
https://mol.im/a/14036229
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, il giudice era livido at November 05, 2024 01:11 AM (i0xsb)
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, le lucertole sono grosse at November 05, 2024 01:14 AM (i0xsb)
Juanita Broaddrick January 4, 2024:
After Bill Clinton viciously raped me – he said,
“Don’t worry, I’m sterile due to mumps when I was a boy.”...
https://bit.ly/40xFPiI
Chelsea Clinton on the left/Rebecca Hubbell
https://t.co/Q7MhcnYidN
Posted by: mindful webworker - who's yer daddy? at November 05, 2024 01:15 AM (2Iple)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 05, 2024 01:16 AM (fWLUN)
https://mol.im/a/14036069
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, non li chiamerei segreti, meglio disgrazie at November 05, 2024 01:04 AM (i0xsb)
Locals are extra unhappy with the Government executives who showed up. The King got pelted with mud. I wonder if this will have an impact on the Catalonian separatist movement, which the Spanish government has been firmly repressing.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 05, 2024 01:17 AM (vREZO)
Trump is up one last rally
https://youtu.be/Yoh0bEi8VFg
==================
Doesn't work.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
=====================
nvm, I got it on my phone.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 05, 2024 01:17 AM (fWLUN)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 05, 2024 01:19 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, hanno copiato lo schermo at November 05, 2024 01:20 AM (i0xsb)
https://youtu.be/Yoh0bEi8VFg
==================
Doesn't work.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
I dunno. Been watching it there since he started. Just tried that link and it worked for me.
Posted by: mindful webworker - call tech help ? at November 05, 2024 01:20 AM (2Iple)
I dunno. Been watching it there since he started. Just tried that link and it worked for me.
Posted by: mindful webworker
===============
Got it on my phone for some reason.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 05, 2024 01:21 AM (xPgOA)
Good. I think he's about to head into the wrap-up.
Posted by: mindful webworker - and we are going to make America ____ again at November 05, 2024 01:22 AM (2Iple)
Posted by: LizLem
I tried it. Tastes almost identical to a Big Mac, but with some chicken texture, which is weird. Would've like it more if the chicken was seasoned and moist.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at November 05, 2024 01:25 AM (hCzfy)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 05, 2024 01:33 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Grudge Harbor
A Mickey D's chicken patty wasn't moist? I figured it would be at least 40% water by volume.
Posted by: mikeski at November 05, 2024 01:35 AM (DgGvY)
So, you dated my ex, eh?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 05, 2024 01:37 AM (Xo+UM)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 05, 2024 01:33 AM (Sgq8y)
Kammie didn't grow up in America but in America I'd say a majority of kids work in fast food at some point, be it chain or local. Didn't do Mickey D's but I worked at Pizza Hut and Burger King, along with a local Va Beach sub shop.
Like Tampon Timmy and Stolen Valor, Kammie has Stolen Fries. And everybody hates people who steal fries.
Posted by: RickZ at November 05, 2024 01:39 AM (gKDq2)
So wholesome
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 05, 2024 01:44 AM (wGun1)
I still long for a Friendly's Swiss Chocolate Almond sundae once in a while, it was my favorite.
Remember the Awful-Awful??? It was a very thick milkshake I think.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 05, 2024 01:46 AM (Sgq8y)
After Bill Clinton viciously raped me – he said,
“Don’t worry, I’m sterile due to mumps when I was a boy.”...
=================
I believe he said it, but mumps "very rarely" causes infertility. Typical Clinton lie to keep her from running and telling someone.
Elon ought to offer a million dollars to anyone who can get DNA samples from Bill, Hillary, and Chelsea.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 05, 2024 01:58 AM (xPgOA)
When I worked at Pizza Hut, the manager did not care how much we ate. His only requirements were we fill out a ticket, indicating 3x sausage, e.g., and that we'd stop eating to take care of customers; we could always make more food. That was a great summer job in college. Really fun with a good attitude crew thanks to that Manager's philosophy.
Posted by: RickZ at November 05, 2024 02:05 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2024 02:07 AM (KAi1n)
Grudge, we'll see if I try the chicken Big Mac. Their regular chicken sandwiches aren't good. The regular is too peppery, and the spicy is too spicy. I assume they bland out their chicken patties for the Big Mac, which would be fine! Someone I know who tried it said they ate it in smaller sections vs biting it all at once, and the individual chicken patty was good. Like a big, flat chicken nugget. Maybe they could sell just that.
Posted by: LizLem at November 05, 2024 02:10 AM (QAK8m)
Of course, even better is getting a real burger at some place like Culver’s.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 02:13 AM (FC8SQ)
It's just after 2:00 am in Michigan and Trump has shouted out the last
Make!
America!
Great!
Again!
of his campaign.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 05, 2024 02:15 AM (aIg56)
Whose bright idea was it to have that perverse anthem be the closing music for Trump's rallies? Ah, well, it's over now.
https://youtu.be/ZHrGwue3vcc
G'nite, y'all. God bless the USA.
Posted by: mindful webworker - and we are going to make America ____ again at November 05, 2024 02:16 AM (2Iple)
Fourth rally of the day.
We don't deserve him.
Posted by: Filly at November 05, 2024 02:16 AM (zMjOV)
HA! WHO'S THIS FICA GUY?
I think we all have been there. When you work part time at $1.65 an hour (minimum wage at one time) that FICA guy really sucked. And still does.
Posted by: Case at November 05, 2024 02:17 AM (NMZGW)
I’ve been cooking my own burgers and similar for a long time now I am reminded another reason.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 05, 2024 02:19 AM (QOFj/)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 05, 2024 02:20 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2024 02:07 AM (KAi1n)
My first paycheck was a summer job as a 'police cadet'. I was 16 and rode with different divisions during the day. The sergeant, the first day, talked about how we needed to fill out some withholding paperwork, and how we'd never get back the quarter taken out of our checks. This was 1972.
Posted by: RickZ at November 05, 2024 02:20 AM (gKDq2)
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Oprah: "If we don't show up tomorrow, it is entirely possible that we will not have the opportunity to ever cast a ballot again."
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 02:24 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: SFGoth at November 05, 2024 02:07 AM (KAi1n)
There was an Arthur Treacher's not too far away from me in Norfolk in the early '70s. The chain didn't last very long. Plus, a seafood chain like that back then didn't cut it. Not when there was an All-You-Can-Eat Family Fish House barely a mile away.
Posted by: RickZ at November 05, 2024 02:28 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 05, 2024 02:28 AM (FeKXP)
MILO
@Nero
If you fuck this up, you will never get another chance. Not in the next election. Not in any election. Because there will be no more meaningful elections. Vote Trump. Do not delay.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 02:33 AM (TGPs7)
https://tinyurl.com/35z3u5wz
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 05, 2024 02:35 AM (FeKXP)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 02:33 AM (TGPs7)
Sadly, we may already be past that... last election was flat out stolen, and the system did not fix it...
Ergo, the system is now in on the steal.... Tomorow will be enlightening... but... its all a question of if the bogus vote can overcome the real vote...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2024 02:37 AM (QAkQ3)
Mark Hamill
@MarkHamill
Let's elect TWO Harrises tomorrow & end the embarrassment that is Marjorie Taylor Greene once & for all! Georgia, you can do America an enormous favor by electing the FAR superior candidate: SHAWN HARRIS.
@ShawnForGeorgia
is the ONE!🗳️☑️
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 02:39 AM (TGPs7)
Gad Saad
@GadSaad
6h
A Last-Ditch Warning from a Canadian to all Americans.
https://tinyurl.com/mpceapu8
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 05, 2024 02:41 AM (FeKXP)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2024 02:37 AM (QAkQ3)
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Yup. When that happens, the only thing that will possibly save the US is the 2A. Here's wishfully thinking that doesn't have to happen.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 05, 2024 02:43 AM (FeKXP)
Dick Van Dyke
@iammrvandy
VOTE!!!
@KamalaHarris
@VP
@KamalaHQ
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 02:48 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 05, 2024 02:43 AM (FeKXP)
Brother... as a Vet whose Vow to defend the Constitution did not have an expiration date...
I'm at the point of my forefathers... I had a direct ancestor at Valley Forge.... others who fought on both sides of the Civil War... and one direct ancestor who, in the Civil War... opted out... (Southerner who did not support the South, and moved North avoiding the Southern Draft)...
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2024 02:48 AM (QAkQ3)
MSNBC punked by Matt Walsh! Apparently anything for advertising dollars.
Shot:
https://tinyurl.com/482r6hju
Chaser:
https://tinyurl.com/5fznbkc7
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 05, 2024 02:49 AM (FeKXP)
@MarkHamill
***
Remember, folks: Plex Server, torrent sites, and a VPN based in Switzerland. Stop giving Hollywood pedos money.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 02:50 AM (FC8SQ)
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2024 02:48 AM (QAkQ3)
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May it not have to be. May you all be successful and safe.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 05, 2024 02:50 AM (FeKXP)
I voted today.
In my small corner of the South San Francisco Bay Area, the turnout was unusually large, slightly larger than the past 3 national elections. It's also the day before Election Day, and I understand that Sunday and Saturday were also large.
The voters I saw looked like normal, shopping mall people, no nose rings, no purple hair, and actually more like what traditional working-class people look like.
California is D Country, and I suspect very many of the voters are "Just vote D" types, but with this many voters, maybe even CA will be close, and several swing stated will shift to "R".
It's just real hard to believe that CA, after NOT voting for Kammie in the Primary (NOT her Anointment, the previous one where Tom Steyer and Deval Patrick, the Clown Bros., out-lasted her) would now vote FOR her.
Start the clock on the 24Hr Rule.
Posted by: Lance LaBeouf, Member, The League of Ugly Shirted Gentlmen at November 05, 2024 02:52 AM (FlRtG)
I wish you all the healing in the world as you start this journey Teresa
Posted by: Gonzotx at November 05, 2024 02:54 AM (YjECI)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Agent of Chaos at November 04,
How long did it take, I ordered mine 2 weeks ago
Posted by: Gonzotx at November 05, 2024 02:57 AM (YjECI)
@StuffForSisters
This election has really divided us.
One guy found out his parents voted Harris for president and he said he's going to stop visiting their graves.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 03:00 AM (TGPs7)
@StuffForSisters
This election has really divided us.
One guy found out his parents voted Harris for president and he said he's going to stop visiting their graves.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 03:00 AM (TGPs7)
/Golf Clap
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 05, 2024 03:02 AM (QAkQ3)
voterlookup.elections.ny.gov/
Mine was counted. So was the ballot from one of our pups, whom I helped register to vote.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 05, 2024 03:03 AM (FeKXP)
Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2024 03:05 AM (fwDg9)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2024 03:08 AM (fwDg9)
I mean to fulfill that oath when it comes due however is necessary. I'd prefer it be peaceful, but given the left's provocations it's clear they are aiming for a different resolution. So let them come get some.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at November 05, 2024 03:09 AM (hKoQL)
@myWinnipesaukee
New Hampshire named second safest state in country. #1 is Vermont
#2 is New Hampshire
#3 is Maine
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 03:09 AM (TGPs7)
Mia Farrow 🏳️🌈 🌻🇺🇸💙
@MiaFarrow
But for the Electoral College there could be no doubt that Kamala will win.
Hillary won the popular vote by more than two million votes.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 03:15 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Skip at November 05, 2024 03:18 AM (fwDg9)
So wholesome
Posted by: Shenanigans
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Weird.
Posted by: Gen Z at November 05, 2024 03:24 AM (XeU6L)
@myWinnipesaukee
New Hampshire named second safest state in country. #1 is Vermont
#2 is New Hampshire
#3 is Maine
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 03:09 AM (TGPs7)
***
Wonder what these three states have in common.. 🤔
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 03:25 AM (FC8SQ)
The Trumps did a pretty fine job of raising their kids, I'm pleased to say.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at November 05, 2024 03:27 AM (hKoQL)
@myWinnipesaukee
New Hampshire named second safest state in country. #1 is Vermont
#2 is New Hampshire
#3 is Maine
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 03:09 AM (TGPs7)
***
Wonder what these three states have in common.. 🤔
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 05, 2024 03:25 AM (FC8SQ)
I didn't want to say it.
But they along with Wyoming share a common theme... and well armed too.Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 05, 2024 03:29 AM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Emmie at November 05, 2024 03:29 AM (Sf2cq)
About six hours' sleep. I recall Stirling the big black cat fitting himself alongside me at some point last night, and dreaming something about redhead actress Isla Fisher being trapped in a filthy passageway in an office building. I needed to hose down the passage -- I guess once I got Isla out -- but somehow I took time to have dinner with a couple of friends across the river from the building, so that I only had thirty minutes to clean the place up before it caught fire (?). Sort of a Dollar Tree version of Die Hard, I suppose.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 03:36 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: 13times at November 05, 2024 03:49 AM (VqDvL)
I don't know if I will watch much of the election results tonight. OAN will have coverage, right? It would be nice to have it all settled before I go to bed, but unless I stay up until midnight (and maybe, horror of horrors, not even then), it won't be.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 03:50 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 05, 2024 03:51 AM (lg881)
You have some very trippy dreams.
Posted by: 13times at November 05, 2024
***
Colorful, if nothing else. It's not only the esteemed law firm of Unisom & Melatonin doing it; I can have startling sleep movies even on an afternoon nap sometimes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 03:52 AM (omVj0)
Hmm, how to interpret that?
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at November 05, 2024
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It was literally some kind of walkway between one part of the building and another. Oh. Wait. You mean . . . "interpret" . . .
Oh, wow. Melts in your brain, man, not in your hands.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 03:53 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Common Tater at November 05, 2024 03:55 AM (I/Icm)
Posted by: Common Tater at November 05, 2024
***
One reason why I never smoke a pipe in the evening before bed!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 03:57 AM (omVj0)
https://tinyurl.com/mtj8rpj3
Nice commentary from Not The Bee.
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Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at November 05, 2024 04:01 AM (hKoQL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at November 05, 2024 03:53 AM (omVj0)
My brain feels like it's melting. Spent too much time thinking about tomorrow instead of working today, now insomnia because I'm behind at work, will loop even worse tomorrow and likely the next day.
I'm in California so my vote matters less but will go do it anyway. I was going through the sample ballot to write out my cheat sheet and was just reminded that Schiff is running for Senate and will almost certainly win.
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