White House Orders Government Stenographers to Alter the Transcript of Biden's "Garbage" Comments, Turning the Historical Record Into a Democrat Lie

Late Tuesday, as Joe Biden's comment referring to Donald Trump's supporters as "garbage" created a firestorm, top communications aides inside the White House broke with protocol, amending the official transcript of his comment -- without waiting for sign-off from the stenography office.
The edit was a single apostrophe -- but one freighted with political and electoral implications.
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Biden's statement and the firestorm since has threatened to distract from Vice President Kamala Harris' campaign ahead of Election Day. The call on which Biden made the remarks was held shortly before Harris' campaign speech just hundreds of yards away on the Ellipse making her closing argument for voters to reject Trump.
The edit to the official White House transcript underscores the lengths Biden administration officials went to limit the political damage of Biden's comments. The fallout of the president's remark continues to reverberate, adding even greater anxiety to Biden's final public appearances before the election, expected Friday and Saturday. In addition, Republicans on Capitol Hill are already asking questions about the transcript change, raising the possibility of an investigation.
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The Associated Press first reported on the administration's altering of the original transcript on Thursday night, adding fuel to a controversy that Harris and the White House are eager to move past. Both Harris and her running mate, Tim Walz, were quick on Wednesday morning to disavow any disparaging of people, intended or not, based on who they vote for or support.
That report referenced an email the director of the stenography office, Amy Sands, sent to LaBolt, press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre and other aides in the press and communications shop on Wednesday laying out what happened and why it was a breach of procedure.
Sands, according to two of the people familiar with the process, had sought out those colleagues in person on Wednesday morning and spoke to at least one of them directly before sending the email.
Sands, who has worked in the White House stenography office for more than a decade, declined to comment.

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In her email, Sands did not weigh in on the accuracy of the press team's edit or indicate that she would or would not have approved the amended transcript. Her expressed concern was not having the chance to review the audio and make a determination herself.

Michael Shellenberger
@shellenberger
Biden didn't call Trump supporters "garbage," the media said. But he did. And now two officials and an internal email reveal that the White House press office altered the transcript after it "conferred with the president" in direct violation of the Presidential Records Act.

AP: White House press office altered transcript of Biden’s offensive remarks calling all Trump “supporters” garbage by making it appear as if the president were referring to just one supporterhttps://t.co/43NFIgQXs1 pic.twitter.com/1wdstVFwIX
— Marc Caputo (@MarcACaputo) November 1, 2024

Meanwhile: The neocons join with the liberals in editing Trump's remarks to make them sound bad.

https://t.co/t3vgVEqf5h pic.twitter.com/EKVkCgqBcz
— ZitoSalena (@ZitoSalena) November 1, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:04 PM

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1 Foist?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 01, 2024 05:05 PM (VNX3d)

2 First garbage?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 01, 2024 05:05 PM (mH6SG)

3 First

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 01, 2024 05:05 PM (hovnC)

4 Tell her to go hunting with her dad.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 01, 2024 05:05 PM (dGCAG)

5 Corgis called

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 01, 2024 05:06 PM (hovnC)

6 Well, duh....

Posted by: Stateless at November 01, 2024 05:06 PM (jvJvP)

7 "every record has been destroyed or falsified...."

this quote is never not relevant these days

Posted by: brak at November 01, 2024 05:07 PM (NGHTx)

8 First garbage?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 01, 2024 05:05 PM (mH6SG)

Garbage Force One.

Posted by: spindrift at November 01, 2024 05:07 PM (OguvZ)

9 Every record altered......

Posted by: ... at November 01, 2024 05:07 PM (lX8VI)

10 Ballot updates with Gop lead

AZ 180K

NV 44,756

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at November 01, 2024 05:07 PM (YKOxL)

11 Quick follow-up to last post: Goldberg just issued a convoluted non-apology for his firing squad comments.

https://tinyurl.com/mvzb9zun

Posted by: Paco at November 01, 2024 05:08 PM (njExo)

12 I refer you to the curious incident of the apostrophe in the nighttime

But the apostrophe did nothing in the nighttime.

That was the curious incident.

No shit, Sherlock?

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 01, 2024 05:08 PM (hovnC)

13 What will we do if BadOrangeMan wins the election and our restored norms, like this example of the finely run White House, are lost?!?

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at November 01, 2024 05:08 PM (Vyll1)

14 Breaking News: Tim Walz said he needed to help Kamala jack off a horse.

White House: Correction - Tim Walz said he needed to help Kamala Jack, off a horse.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 01, 2024 05:08 PM (dGCAG)

15 Of all the BS stories of this election, this is the stupidest.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 01, 2024 05:09 PM (XMwZJ)

16 You guys are fast or have insider info.

Posted by: Ciampino - Insider info it is at November 01, 2024 05:09 PM (i0xsb)

17 Biden showing us his typical Liberal Dem0crat Contempt for those who wont vote his Harris a typical Liberal/Globalists
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 01, 2024 05:06 PM (wGqjj)
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He's never not been a nasty, vindictive POS

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 01, 2024 05:09 PM (U1w17)

18 >>> 11 Quick follow-up to last post: Goldberg just issued a convoluted non-apology for his firing squad comments.

https://tinyurl.com/mvzb9zun
Posted by: Paco at November 01, 2024 05:08 PM (njExo)

Wouldn't it be cool if future history books included a description of an event called The Defenestration of the Fake News.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 01, 2024 05:09 PM (0s6uJ)

19 The last time I saw something that looked like Liz Cheney it was preening in front of Kermit the Frog.

Posted by: ... at November 01, 2024 05:09 PM (lX8VI)

20 Winston Smith worked at a government agency. He did this every day all day long. According to Mr Smith, this was an unalloyed good thing.

Posted by: Blutarski at November 01, 2024 05:09 PM (Cp1vk)

21 It's Trump's fault I screwed up because I always assume the worst about him because he's a doodyhead.

Posted by: Fat Jonah at November 01, 2024 05:10 PM (Svrxu)

22 The last time I saw something that looked like Liz Cheney it was preening in front of Kermit the Frog.
Posted by: ... at November 01, 2024 05:09 PM (lX8VI)

Perhaps, but Kermit had better taste than that.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 01, 2024 05:10 PM (VNX3d)

23 >>> 19 The last time I saw something that looked like Liz Cheney it was preening in front of Kermit the Frog.
Posted by: ... at November 01, 2024 05:09 PM (lX8VI)

Fck you. That bitch has *no* class.

Posted by: Miss Piggy at November 01, 2024 05:10 PM (0s6uJ)

24 1984 was supposed to be a work of fiction, just sayin......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 01, 2024 05:10 PM (QNSds)

25 Works on contingency. No money down.

Works on contingency? No! Money down!

Posted by: Lionel Hutz at November 01, 2024 05:10 PM (NGHTx)

26 So the semiliterate staff didn't even know to "correct" it as supporters' -- possessive plural.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 01, 2024 05:10 PM (hovnC)

27 The last time I saw something that looked like Liz Cheney it was preening in front of Kermit the Frog.
Posted by: ... at November 01, 2024 05:09 PM (lX8VI)
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You almost never see a good preen these days.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 01, 2024 05:11 PM (U1w17)

28 >>>uick follow-up to last post: Goldberg just issued a convoluted non-apology for his firing squad comments.
https://tinyurl.com/mvzb9zun

I like how he apologizes for spreading misinformation and hate like... Trump.

Posted by: ace at November 01, 2024 05:11 PM (KRtlO)

29 Of all the BS stories of this election, this is the stupidest.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 01, 2024 05:09 PM (XMwZJ)

Enjoy these times, because, starting Tuesday night, things will get frisky.

Posted by: mrp at November 01, 2024 05:12 PM (rj6Yv)

30 Time for me to enter the 96 hour pre-election "news" Cone of Silence media embargo

Posted by: Weasel at November 01, 2024 05:13 PM (RG6z4)

31 Joey Moron read this “garbage” line from a script, right? Well then … what did the script say? Was there an apostrophe or not? I already know the answer. There was no apostrophe. If there was, we would have already seen a copy of the script.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 01, 2024 05:13 PM (Cxra3)

32 DEPLORABLE’S

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 01, 2024 05:13 PM (Cxra3)

33 I like how he apologizes for spreading misinformation and hate like... Trump.

Posted by: ace at November 01, 2024 05:11 PM (KRtlO)

Just remember, someone in a trench coat, in a dark parking lot approached him with an envelope full of pictures, and told him they still have the negatives.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 01, 2024 05:13 PM (dGCAG)

34 Quick follow-up to last post: Goldberg just issued a convoluted non-apology for his firing squad comments.

https://tinyurl.com/mvzb9zun
Posted by: Paco at November 01, 2024 05:08 PM

So it was Trump's fault that he said what he said, not that he is sorry for what he said, he is sorry because Trump made him say it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 01, 2024 05:14 PM (QNSds)

35 ... objectively appalling and irresponsible comments that had been framed in the set-up piece in the context of previous statements Trump made about shooting protestors and having generals “executed.”
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And Jonah tells a lie -- two actually -- in trying to tell the truth.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 01, 2024 05:14 PM (hovnC)

36 “Should have just ‘lost’ it like I did with so many official records.”
— TFG

Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2024 05:14 PM (Hkcdp)

37 OT: Boeing is dismantling its "Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion" department.

Now if they just put the engineers back in charge of the company, as was the case for about a century, there might still be time to salvage something.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 01, 2024 05:14 PM (W5ArC)

38 Why does Jonah Goldberg, the largest of the neocons, not simply eat the others!?

Posted by: Lrrr From The Planet Omicron Persei 8 at November 01, 2024 05:14 PM (FC8SQ)

39
I confess to being on the other side here; you can't hold a senile, hateful old has-been to any standards regarding his rambling babel.

He knows little of what he says.

Posted by: Auspex at November 01, 2024 05:16 PM (j4U/Z)

40 If Trump wants to murder Liz Cheney, then don't I want to murder Liz Cheney? And if I want to murder Liz Cheney, then, can't we honestly say as a whole, that all of America wants to murder Liz Cheney? Say what you will about Liz Cheney. I, for one, will not stand for it!........Gentlemen!...

Posted by: look whats not at November 01, 2024 05:16 PM (nakGR)

41 31 Joey Moron read this “garbage” line from a script, right? Well then … what did the script say? Was there an apostrophe or not? I already know the answer. There was no apostrophe. If there was, we would have already seen a copy of the script.
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And it was on a teleprompter so someone had to type/scan it into that too.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 01, 2024 05:16 PM (hovnC)

42 Go stick your pasty, white, cottage cheese, sweaty, putrid fat ass with a fondue fork, Jonah.

Posted by: Vengeance at November 01, 2024 05:17 PM (OZtA4)

43 Liar liar
Pants
On fire
Hanging on a
Telephone wire.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 01, 2024 05:17 PM (HtVDB)

44 @24
1984 is what the dems use as a training manual.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at November 01, 2024 05:17 PM (hKoQL)

45 Why aren’t Trump’s critics/the MSM “showing him grace” for his “gaffe” like Nora McDonald demanded from garbage people???

Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2024 05:17 PM (Hkcdp)

46 Cultural Revolution?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 01, 2024 05:17 PM (QAkQ3)

47 Now if they just put the engineers back in charge of the company, as was the case for about a century, there might still be time to salvage something.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 01, 2024 05:14 PM (W5ArC)

For what it's worth, the new CEO does have an engineering background.

Posted by: BruceWayne at November 01, 2024 05:17 PM (MGB5H)

48 Jonah Goldberg is actually four syphilitic midgets in a fat suit.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 01, 2024 05:17 PM (RMjVS)

49 A real Golden Oldie. Of Junta lies. This one is from January 20, 2021. Junta Day One.

https://tinyurl.com/4kbatmrc

"Biden White House pledges data, transparency, respect for free press"

Posted by: Gref at November 01, 2024 05:18 PM (aBgBM)

50
If only there were good government employees like Lt Vindman who would step up and voice their concerns.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 01, 2024 05:18 PM (+oR7L)

51 Stalin could only dream of having such willing useless idiots ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws YOU Out! at November 01, 2024 05:18 PM (Gvhfs)

52 Sure Jan, Biden only meant to call Tony gargabe, but said the only garbage he sees out there is his supporter's, intead of saying Tony, or that comedian, or whatever.

Even worse then being insulted is being insulted and then getting a cowardly "oh no, I was not talking about YOU" when being called out for the insult.

Posted by: PaleRider, deplorable basket of garbage at November 01, 2024 05:18 PM (CKOCg)

53 As others have pointed out, if you diagram the sentence, in proper English--there is no way the "supporter's" refers to or is the possessive of the comedian or of the "type of comments."

It's a lie.

It makes no sense to any English speaker.

PS: Aren't these the same people that have all but banned the use of a word meaning miserly because it sounds too similar to another word?
That, because it sounds close to that evil word, listeners would hear it as the evil word.
But now we are supposed to "give grace" and let an intended insult slide--and make no mistake, Biden meant to call Trump voters garbage.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 01, 2024 05:18 PM (U4x6/)

54 My kingdom for an apostrophe!

Posted by: Don Black at November 01, 2024 05:19 PM (/7KEl)

55 Remember when the Chinese hacked the computer system that contained all of the most intimate secrets of everyone who applied for government clearance? The wise DEI hire latina chick in charge...if I recall correctly...messed up.

Things really devolved quickly since then.

I wonder if that contributed. It didn't help....

On a separate note, Trumpy who was fixed yesterday has been sleeping all day. Snowflake is near him comforting him.

They are getting treats everytime they go out and come in. Snowflake races in now when I call her.

Progress.

And thank all of you who helped keep me off the ledge.

Posted by: Stateless at November 01, 2024 05:19 PM (jvJvP)

56 No doubt already mentioned, but Liz Cheney led the mob to convict Trump of treason and insurrection, punishable by death, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2024 05:19 PM (Hkcdp)

57 I confess to being on the other side here; you can't hold a senile, hateful old has-been to any standards regarding his rambling babel.

He knows little of what he says.
Posted by: Auspex at November 01, 2024 05:16 PM (j4U/Z)

That's not how it works. When he's babbling, he's babbling, but when he's sentient, he reveals the truth of what he believes.

This is one of those times.

It's like if your grampy thinks you're Teddy Roosevelt, and he tells you to storm those filthy Spaniards, you know he's reliving a memory. If he says "bleagle flatha fiffffffzeee gifaduh," you know he's babbling.

If he says "people who vote for that guy are garbage," he's telling you what he really thinks.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 01, 2024 05:19 PM (dGCAG)

58 33
Just remember, someone in a trench coat, in a dark parking lot approached him with an envelope full of pictures, and told him they still have the negatives.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 01, 2024 05:13 PM (dGCAG)
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Many young'uns won't understand 'negatives'.
"They have the no nos?"

Posted by: Ciampino - It's not cathodes at November 01, 2024 05:19 PM (i0xsb)

59
Trump got impeached for a phone call.

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 01, 2024 05:19 PM (+oR7L)

60 Alter the Transcript
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That's not even our best alteration work.

Posted by: Dems Counting Votes at November 01, 2024 05:20 PM (2bFN5)

61 40: LoL!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at November 01, 2024 05:20 PM (XSuLj)

62 The Dems were terrible at crisis management on this, Harris should have just denounced Biden (it would have been a Sister Souljah moment) and moved on.

The apostrophe defense and now this, they just keep doubling down on making it an issue.

My understanding is this is now breaking federal law when you force changes like this, almost like someone making a court reporter change a transcript.

Posted by: Blago at November 01, 2024 05:20 PM (wMRY8)

63 We are now engaged in an apostrophe war.

The entire planet deserves to be sucked into a black hole.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 01, 2024 05:21 PM (Q4IgG)

64 As it stands now - edited by WH goons"

' supporter's '

this implies Trump has ONE supporter, and that supporter's garbage is the garbage Joe sees

Posted by: Don Black at November 01, 2024 05:21 PM (/7KEl)

65 I confess to being on the other side here; you can't hold a senile, hateful old has-been to any standards regarding his rambling babel.

He knows little of what he says.
Posted by: Auspex at November 01, 2024 05:16 PM (j4U/Z)

Biden's always been a hateful bastard so I'm not giving him any benefit of the doubt.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 01, 2024 05:21 PM (RMjVS)

66 My understanding is this is now breaking federal law when you force changes like this, almost like someone making a court reporter change a transcript.

Posted by: Blago at November 01, 2024 05:20 PM (wMRY

We'll get right on this citizen.

Posted by: Department of Justice at November 01, 2024 05:21 PM (jvJvP)

67 OK, how would putting the apostrophe somehow make this any better?

All the trash in the Ocean, is from Trump Supporter's? We're all people who illegally throw trash in the Ocean?

That is an accusation of a crime, from the president of the US... just based on Political support.

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 01, 2024 05:22 PM (QAkQ3)

68 Mars Needs Apostrophes

Posted by: Don Black at November 01, 2024 05:22 PM (/7KEl)

69 Vicky, Liz.. it’s come to our attention you’ve been counting pizza as a vegetable. Look, I know it has tomato sauce, but it’s mostly just carbs.

Jonah, you can’t just write “A whole can of frosting” on the back of a Pop Tarts box, give it zero points, and claim it came in your deck like that.

Posted by: Neocon Weight Watchers at November 01, 2024 05:22 PM (FC8SQ)

70 We are now engaged in an apostrophe war.

The entire planet deserves to be sucked into a black hole.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at November 01, 2024 05:21 PM (Q4IgG)

Earth into the corner black hole. The cue ball will end in Alpha Centauri.

- Galactic Pool player.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 01, 2024 05:22 PM (VNX3d)

71 Apostrophes are part of the patriarchy!!!!!

They're too possessive!!!!!

Posted by: Orson at November 01, 2024 05:23 PM (dIske)

72 Willowed:

All this bullshit that Harris is surging is just that - bullshit. It's being done to prevent a down ballot wipeout which would happen if their voters think Trump has it all sewn up. Nothing has happened in the last week to suggest Harris has any sort of momentum. In fact, it's the opposite.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 01, 2024 05:23 PM (2UnvF)

73 Col. Bearclaw assured us that the transcript of everyting POTUS says is pure as the wind driven snow, must be recorded without error, and cannot be altered. That was yesterday, though.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 01, 2024 05:23 PM (q6dqN)

74 No way Biden's garbage statement fits with the comic .. Even with the apostrophe.. Plus ,does the comic even back Trump ?

Posted by: It's me donna at November 01, 2024 05:23 PM (IyPmt)

75 Thirty Apostrophes Over Tokyo

Posted by: Don Black at November 01, 2024 05:23 PM (/7KEl)

76 This is what made Trump’s garbage truck thing so great: he skipped right over the bickering about whether Biden did or didn’t call his supporters garbage. Didn’t even acknowledge there was any doubt.

He accepted the statement as is and responded.
Why get into the weeds with liars and debaters?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2024 05:23 PM (Hkcdp)

77
We'll get right on this citizen.
Posted by: Department of Justice
___

Supposedly some Republican Congressmen are promising to do just that.

But something tells me there won't be midnight raids and people going to prison for threatening our democracy like this.

Just to troll, Trump should offer Biden a pardon for it.

Posted by: Blago at November 01, 2024 05:24 PM (wMRY8)

78 Apo's trophy

Who's Apo?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 01, 2024 05:24 PM (gDlxJ)

79 Twelve O'Apostrophe High

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 01, 2024 05:24 PM (VNX3d)

80 Are they finally getting all the Apostrophes down from the Space Lab?

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 01, 2024 05:24 PM (QAkQ3)

81 Just remember, someone in a trench coat, in a dark parking lot approached him with an envelope full of pictures, and told him they still have the negatives.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 01, 2024 05:13 PM (dGCAG)
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Many young'uns won't understand 'negatives'.
"They have the no nos?"
Posted by: Ciampino - It's not cathodes at November 01, 2024 05:19 PM (i0xsb)

Hell, many of them don't know what a trench coat is.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 01, 2024 05:24 PM (dGCAG)

82 English does this thing, and I can't recall what it is called, that many other languages do not do.

Where you'll be speaking and you leave off the subject in the second part of your sentence and you have to refer back to the first part to know the subject.

Like, "I went to the city to see all the people and there were a lot there."
Correctly, it should be "there were a lot of people there."
English speakers will understand from the context that the "a lot" refers back to "people" and not "city."

That's what the left is asking you to do, though, contort the line to believe the "a lot" was referring back to "city."
But that's not the rule: The rule is the missing subject is the most recent subject, people.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 01, 2024 05:25 PM (U4x6/)

83 “An apostrophe kinda looks like a dick and balls”

— Kumswala Whoreiss.

Posted by: Elric Blade at November 01, 2024 05:25 PM (Cxra3)

84 Are they finally getting all the Apostrophes down from the Space Lab?
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 01, 2024 05:24 PM (QAkQ3)

Just so they can vote on the new Pope, then back to the lab they go!

Posted by: BurtTC at November 01, 2024 05:26 PM (dGCAG)

85 The Dems were terrible at crisis management on this, Harris should have just denounced Biden (it would have been a Sister Souljah moment) and moved on.

The apostrophe defense and now this, they just keep doubling down on making it an issue.

My understanding is this is now breaking federal law when you force changes like this, almost like someone making a court reporter change a transcript.
Posted by: Blago at November 01, 2024 05:20 PM (wMRY

The real key is that they feel they have to pacify the Trump vote, or swing voters they don't own by pretending it didn't happen.

If they were depending on a solid cheat, they wouldn't have to bother. So they aren't comfortable at all.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 01, 2024 05:26 PM (n7h9X)

86 Zealots don't threaten this if they think they are on the winning side:

@BNONews 1h
NEW: Arizona's top prosecutor, Kris Mayes, says she's investigating whether Trump's comment about Liz Cheney qualifies as a death threat

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 01, 2024 05:26 PM (IG4Id)

87 22 The last time I saw something that looked like Liz Cheney it was preening in front of Kermit the Frog.
Posted by: ... at November 01, 2024 05:09 PM (lX8VI)

Perhaps, but Kermit had better taste than that.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 01, 2024 05:10 PM (VNX3d)

Kermit practices strict adherence to Moron Rule 1...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 01, 2024 05:26 PM (Cbio9)

88 Apostrophes on all your houses!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2024 05:26 PM (Hkcdp)

89 Col. Bearclaw assured us that the transcript of everyting POTUS says is pure as the wind driven snow, must be recorded without error, and cannot be altered. That was yesterday, though.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 01, 2024 05:23 PM (q6dqN)

I hope Vindman's brother loses his election by an embarrassingly high percentage. That family are all slugs in human form.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at November 01, 2024 05:27 PM (RMjVS)

90 They Saved Hitler's Umlaut[.i]

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 01, 2024 05:27 PM (hovnC)

91 yesterday it was all about garbage, 2 days ago it was all about nazis, 3 day ago it was somebody groping somebody in 1993, 4 days ago it was ..Beyonce ?? I can't wait for the next 3 days' headlines!

Posted by: runner at November 01, 2024 05:27 PM (V13WU)

92 Apostrophe Now.

Posted by: Gunslinger at November 01, 2024 05:27 PM (R2gO3)

93 They need to add an interrobang to Trump’s threat for emphasis.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2024 05:28 PM (Hkcdp)

94 All The President's Apostrophes

Posted by: Don Black at November 01, 2024 05:28 PM (/7KEl)

95 yesterday it was all about garbage, 2 days ago it was all about nazis, 3 day ago it was somebody groping somebody in 1993, 4 days ago it was ..Beyonce ?? I can't wait for the next 3 days' headlines!
Posted by: runner at November 01, 2024 05:27 PM (V13WU)

Biden stubbed his toe, and is in a coma?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 01, 2024 05:28 PM (VNX3d)

96 30 Time for me to enter the 96 hour pre-election "news" Cone of Silence media embargo
Posted by: Weasel at November 01, 2024 05:13 PM (RG6z4)

I will be without internet from noon tomorrow for 48 hrs.
This will be a good thing.

Posted by: sal at November 01, 2024 05:28 PM (f+FmA)

97 It’s amazing that almost everything the Left does you can use the meme ‘ imagine if the Right had done this’ and immediately see the headlines and wailing and gnashing of teeth for weeks on end.

And I believe that if Kamala would have been shot and wounded by an assassin she would probably win in a landslide. I’d be surprised if one of the lefty alphabets didn’t propose that earlier.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 01, 2024 05:28 PM (D6PGr)

98 Just ignore the daily media freak outs over whatever Trump is supposed to have said.They will go into overdrive down the stretch.

Posted by: steevy at November 01, 2024 05:29 PM (HJ9BW)

99 This is what made Trump’s garbage truck thing so great: he skipped right over the bickering about whether Biden did or didn’t call his supporters garbage. Didn’t even acknowledge there was any doubt.

He accepted the statement as is and responded.
Why get into the weeds with liars and debaters?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2024 05:23 PM (Hkcdp)

Its like him co-opting the "Fake News" the MSM was using trying to suppress alternate news and tying it to their own lies. They never got it back. Trump claimed all the people uncomfortable with branding half of voters with a slur

Posted by: Oldcat at November 01, 2024 05:29 PM (n7h9X)

100 this bullshit that Harris is surging is just that - bullshit. It's being done to prevent a down ballot wipeout which would happen if their voters think Trump has it all sewn up. Nothing has happened in the last week to suggest Harris has any sort of momentum. In fact, it's the opposite.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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Honestly asking, what is the "surging" news?

Posted by: Blago at November 01, 2024 05:30 PM (wMRY8)

101 The future was fixed- it was the past that was always changing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at November 01, 2024 05:30 PM (mfUOU)

102 Time for me to enter the 96 hour pre-election "news" Cone of Silence media embargo
Posted by: Weasel at November 01, 2024 05:13 PM (RG6z4)

Hah . I planned to the same thing starting with the time change.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 01, 2024 05:30 PM (D6PGr)

103 Kermit practices strict adherence to Moron Rule 1...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at November 01, 2024 05:26 PM

Uh, Kermit was sticking his dick in crazy from day one.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 01, 2024 05:30 PM (QNSds)

104 Ein volk
Ein reich
Ein apostrophe!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2024 05:30 PM (W/lyH)

105 Democrats: power over truth, every minute every day

I hope Trump destroys them.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 01, 2024 05:30 PM (RIvkX)

106 Look it's A POS Trophy.

Posted by: Ciampino - POS piece of shit. POC piece of caca at November 01, 2024 05:30 PM (i0xsb)

107 I'm gonna end on that one.

Posted by: Don Black at November 01, 2024 05:30 PM (/7KEl)

108 Hermann Goering: Call Me Apostrophe.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 01, 2024 05:31 PM (VNX3d)

109 Seven Apostrophes in May

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 01, 2024 05:31 PM (hovnC)

110 Kayleigh McEnaney on outnumbered at noon said this is definitely a violation of federal law. She also said the national archives should be screaming that they’re not getting an accurate transcript. she went through the entire protocol of how transcripts are done, The fact that stenographers are not political appointees, and they take their job seriously because this is the historical record, and she said the only time she can remember approaching a stenographer was to ask the stenographer what Trump said and have it read back to her so she could go answer questions or rebutt reporters comments.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 01, 2024 05:31 PM (VHt2R)

111 And I believe that if Kamala would have been shot and wounded by an assassin she would probably win in a landslide. I’d be surprised if one of the lefty alphabets didn’t propose that earlier.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at November 01, 2024 05:28 PM (D6PGr)

We proposed it, but Kamala’s reflex was to open her mouth and stick out her tongue when she was about to have something come at her face, so we had to scrap the plan.

Posted by: CIA at November 01, 2024 05:32 PM (FC8SQ)

112 This wasn't just Biden's comment. If you watch the video, he was obviously reading off of a teleprompter.

Posted by: ryukyu at November 01, 2024 05:32 PM (TibGI)

113 A Bell For Apostrophe.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 01, 2024 05:32 PM (U1w17)

114
Remember the Midget Tranny secret service detail I (and I alone) pointed out last Sunday?

Well, here "it" is, again.

https://is.gd/OXmdNU

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 01, 2024 05:32 PM (cxu54)

115 Whoa.

NC - By 2 PM Friday (today), 3,798.000 voters have cast their ballots in Early Voting - In Person. 4, 009,149 total ballots have been cast (including mail-in) to date. This represents 51.12 % of the registered voters in North Carolina. Early voting ends November 2. Early voting sites are expected to be very busy today and tomorrow.

Posted by: mrp at November 01, 2024 05:33 PM (rj6Yv)

116 I wonder, though, do they really think this is working?

That, at the same time they are howling over a highly edited clip of Trump, claiming he want to kill the War Piggy ... they are claiming Biden deserves nuance and added context for clearly calling Americans garbage?

Or:
"I was going to vote for Trump but he said Outrageous Thing #3,485,993,394."
"I wasn't going to vote for Harris but Trump said Outrageous Thing #3,485,993,394."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 01, 2024 05:33 PM (U4x6/)

117 I will be without internet from noon tomorrow for 48 hrs.
This will be a good thing.
Posted by: sal at November 01, 2024 05:28 PM (f+FmA)

But we will be in Austin, so there may be a miasma.

Posted by: sal at November 01, 2024 05:34 PM (f+FmA)

118 Careless Whisper > Secret Apostrophe

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 01, 2024 05:34 PM (U4x6/)

119 sigh.
They're really pushing the shots this autumn on YT.

foryouandthem.com is all about getting the latest jab. It goes to the Moderna website. I kid you not.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 01, 2024 05:34 PM (Rbu5d)

120 All the King's Apostrophes

My opponent masticates in public and his wife is a thespian!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 01, 2024 05:35 PM (hovnC)

121 OT
So what happened to the latest negotiations? Last I heard we had negotiated 'successfully' an increase from 8 hostages to 4 hostages.

Here's some on the spot news from Israel:
https://tinyurl.com/246awy8a

Posted by: Ciampino - POS piece of shit at November 01, 2024 05:35 PM (i0xsb)

122 Newsweek pimping for a 'legal expert' who says Elon Musk can be deported

https://x.com/cb_doge/status/
1852390845766377889

Posted by: Don Black at November 01, 2024 05:36 PM (/7KEl)

123 My opponent masticates in public and his wife is a thespian!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 01, 2024 05:35 PM (hovnC)
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And he sends his kids to a school where boys and girls matriculate together!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 01, 2024 05:36 PM (U1w17)

124 NFL weighing potential fine for Nick Bosa’s MAGA hat moment on NBC https://trib.al/WlSjzhP

Posted by: Don Black at November 01, 2024 05:36 PM (/7KEl)

125 So the semiliterate staff didn't even know to "correct" it as supporters' -- possessive plural.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 01, 2024 05:10 PM (hovnC)
______________

Exactly my thought. Thought's??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 05:36 PM (YqDXo)

126 Battlestar Apostrophe 2024, with AI Lorne Greene

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 01, 2024 05:37 PM (VNX3d)

127 It’s kinda funny that when we call the MSM Democrat stenographers we’re actually being unfair to real stenographers, who have standards.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 01, 2024 05:37 PM (FC8SQ)

128 We few, we happy few, we band of apostrophes.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2024 05:37 PM (W/lyH)

129 Newsweek pimping for a 'legal expert' who says Elon Musk can be deported
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He's a naturalized citizen. Newsweek is asshoe.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 01, 2024 05:37 PM (U1w17)

130 Newsweek pimping for a 'legal expert' who says Elon Musk can be deported
________________

How about George Soros?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 05:37 PM (YqDXo)

131 I guess her speech in DC was a real barn burner, huh? No one, not even her campaign is talking about it. All they have is that she's not Donald Trump and it isn't working. But I'm sure calling Trump Hitler for the bazillionth time will help.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 01, 2024 05:39 PM (2UnvF)

132 The Longest Apostrophe

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 05:39 PM (YqDXo)

133 Apostrophes was one of the more obscure Greek philosopher's.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at November 01, 2024 05:39 PM (Ad8y9)

134 An Apostrophe Too Far

The Apostrophe Has Landed

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 05:40 PM (YqDXo)

135 Man, Trump visits a coffee shop in Dearborn, MI. A big and enthusiastic crowd.

Posted by: mrp at November 01, 2024 05:40 PM (rj6Yv)

136 So the semiliterate staff didn't even know to "correct" it as supporters' -- possessive plural.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 01, 2024 05:10 PM (hovnC)

I think their claim is it was a singular possessive. Allegedly, Biden was talking about the garbage belonging to the MSG comedian. Not the garbage belonging to Trump’s supporters.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 01, 2024 05:40 PM (FC8SQ)

137 The Apostrophe in Winter

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 05:40 PM (YqDXo)

138 The Bourne Apostrophe

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 01, 2024 05:40 PM (hovnC)

139 So the semiliterate staff didn't even know to "correct" it as supporters' -- possessive plural.
Posted by: andycanuck

--

I'm going with the singular possessive being intentionally inserted, because plural possessive doesn't make it much better. Limit the interpretation to that one supporter, the comedian who said it.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 01, 2024 05:41 PM (Sa3se)

140 They Died With Their Apostrophes On.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 01, 2024 05:41 PM (2UnvF)

141 The Memphis Apostrophe

The Apostrophe and the Colon

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 01, 2024 05:41 PM (VNX3d)

142 O Heart, heart, heart!
O bleeding drops of red.
Where on the deck my apostrophe lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

Posted by: sal at November 01, 2024 05:41 PM (f+FmA)

143 sigh.
They're really pushing the shots this autumn on YT.

foryouandthem.com is all about getting the latest jab. It goes to the Moderna website. I kid you not.

Some lobbying group called "Working America" is pushing out letters complaining about the high cost of healthcare. I found their website, they don't think the "Affordable Care Act" goes far enough.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 01, 2024 05:41 PM (lUFok)

144 A Tale of Two Apostrophes

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 05:41 PM (YqDXo)

145 120 All the King's Apostrophes

My opponent masticates in public and his wife is a thespian!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 01, 2024 05:35 PM (hovnC)
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Worse still he gesticulates with his right hand and then wants to shake yours.

Posted by: Ciampino - s Liberal mannerism I tell you at November 01, 2024 05:42 PM (i0xsb)

146 To be, or not to be, that is the apostrophe.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 01, 2024 05:42 PM (U1w17)

147 BREAKING: The Kamala Harris campaign has informed Mark Cuban to stop doing interviews on behalf of the Harris Campaign due to the backlash each interview is bringing.

Posted by: Don Black at November 01, 2024 05:42 PM (/7KEl)

148 So the semiliterate staff didn't even know to "correct" it as supporters' -- possessive plural.
Posted by: andycanuck

--

I'm going with the singular possessive being intentionally inserted, because plural possessive doesn't make it much better. Limit the interpretation to that one supporter, the comedian who said it.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 01, 2024 05:41 PM (Sa3se)

They could have diffused it, and claimed it was athletic supporters were garbage. His would be!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 01, 2024 05:42 PM (VNX3d)

149 Mr. Apostrophe goes to Washington

Posted by: It's me donna at November 01, 2024 05:43 PM (IyPmt)

150 Birth Of An Apostrophe

The Triumph of the Apostrophe

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 05:43 PM (YqDXo)

151 C apostrophe

Posted by: Thomas Paine at November 01, 2024 05:43 PM (lTGtQ)

152 BREAKING: The Kamala Harris campaign has informed Mark Cuban to stop doing interviews on behalf of the Harris Campaign due to the backlash each interview is bringing.
Posted by: Don Black at November 01, 2024 05:42 PM (/7KEl)
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They need to get ahead of the game with some frontlash.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 01, 2024 05:43 PM (U1w17)

153 Four score and seven apostrophes ago, our fathers brought forth, on this continent, a new nation...

Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2024 05:43 PM (W/lyH)

154 Apostrophe of the Apes

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 01, 2024 05:44 PM (2UnvF)

155 Star Trek: The Apostrophe Strikes Back

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 05:44 PM (YqDXo)

156 Haven't they done this with Biden before- changed his actual words in the official records because whatever he said was either embarrassing or completely nonsensical?

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 01, 2024 05:44 PM (33LJY)

157 Starship Apostrophes

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 01, 2024 05:44 PM (2UnvF)

158 I am old enough to remember in the GHW Bush v Clinton election, in the final days, the Bush campaign was seizing on anything and everything Bill Clinton said or supposedly said to turn it into an issue. At the time I was a true believer for Bush, and I thought each and every one of them was a dagger in the Clinton campaign. Then, I heard a remark by a political commenter saying "If all the Bush campaign has is gaffe mongering, then it shows their message is failing". I never forgot that, and I have been seeing the same thing from the Harris campaign over the last few days / couple of weeks. They are gaffe mongering and grasping at straws with various psy-ops.
Just vote, get friends and family members to vote and remember to ask any and all higher powers you may be acquainted with for their help.

Posted by: Seamus Moon at November 01, 2024 05:44 PM (Ab/3c)

159 Who is Apostrophe?

I AM APOSTROPHE!

NO, I AM APOSTROPHE!

NO, I AM APOSTROPHE!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 01, 2024 05:45 PM (VNX3d)

160 124 NFL weighing potential fine for Nick Bosa’s MAGA hat moment on NBC https://trib.al/WlSjzhP
Posted by: Don Black at November 01, 2024 05:36 PM (/7KEl)

Huh. Are political statements not allowed in football? Because... well, you know.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at November 01, 2024 05:45 PM (OX9vb)

161 Star Trek: The Apostrophe Strikes Back
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 05:44 PM (YqDXo)
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I think you're thinking of "The Apostrophe of Khan." Honestly, the guy just won't shut up!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 01, 2024 05:45 PM (U1w17)

162 For the, Women Steel Apostrophes

Posted by: It's me donna at November 01, 2024 05:45 PM (IyPmt)

163 I'm pretty sure Biden's WH has been caught editing transcripts before.

Eh, it is what it is.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 01, 2024 05:45 PM (Evo1G)

164 Top Gun: Apostrophe

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 05:45 PM (YqDXo)

165 Man, Trump visits a coffee shop in Dearborn, MI. A big and enthusiastic crowd.

Posted by: mrp at November 01, 2024 05:40 PM (rj6Yv)

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"The KKK also marched in Michigan during 1924! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws YOU Out! at November 01, 2024 05:45 PM (kyqjO)

166 I think their claim is it was a singular possessive. Allegedly, Biden was talking about the garbage belonging to the MSG comedian. Not the garbage belonging to Trump’s supporters.
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Okay, that's sorta okay then; although the MFM dicks defending him within hours of it blowing up were saying it as "garbage of his supporters" at least to me.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 01, 2024 05:46 PM (hovnC)

167 Some of the customers in the Dearborn coffee shop are wearing safety vests LOL

Posted by: mrp at November 01, 2024 05:46 PM (rj6Yv)

168 I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as an apostrophe...

Posted by: Diogenes at November 01, 2024 05:46 PM (W/lyH)

169 135 Man, Trump visits a coffee shop in Dearborn, MI. A big and enthusiastic crowd.

Posted by: mrp at November 01, 2024 05:4

In Dearbornistan.

Impressive.

I lived there with my aunt for a few months when I was a computer consultant.

Posted by: Stateless at November 01, 2024 05:46 PM (jvJvP)

170 one more

Apostrophe Now!

Posted by: Don Black at November 01, 2024 05:46 PM (/7KEl)

171 2 + 2 = 5

'Twas a fantasy, but now it's real.

The people on the wall told me so.

Posted by: M. Gaga at November 01, 2024 05:46 PM (ZtgZZ)

172 They are gaffe mongering and grasping at straws with various psy-ops.

Posted by: Seamus Moon at November 01, 2024 05:44 PM (Ab/3c)

I agree, it's a sign of desperation.

Which makes sense if they believe the public polls. It's a close one, if your making a big deal about a comedian talking about puerto rican garbage can get a few low propensity voters to vote, that could have a real impact.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 01, 2024 05:46 PM (Evo1G)

173 They Shoot Apostrophes Don't They?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 01, 2024 05:47 PM (2UnvF)

174 "White House Orders Government Stenographers to Alter the Transcript of Biden's "Garbage" Comments, Turning the Historical Record Into a Democrat Lie"

Ordered? My guess is they didn't even have to finish the sentence.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 01, 2024 05:47 PM (fQmeC)

175 Full Metal Apostrophe

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 05:47 PM (YqDXo)

176 A Tale Of Two Apostrophes

The Apostrophe Of Miss Jean Brodie

Ice Station Apostrophe

Posted by: Ciampino - a Liberal mannerism I tell you at November 01, 2024 05:47 PM (i0xsb)

177 Okay- a quick perusal of X, and it looks like the DeepState will be going after Elon as an illegal alien

Posted by: Don Black at November 01, 2024 05:47 PM (/7KEl)

178 The Apostrophe That Time Forgot

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 01, 2024 05:48 PM (fQmeC)

179 A Few Good Apostrophes

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 05:48 PM (YqDXo)

180 Little Big Apostrophe

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 01, 2024 05:48 PM (VNX3d)

181 The Apostrophe Before Christmas.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 01, 2024 05:49 PM (U1w17)

182 To be fair, both sides are gaffe-mongering.

But luckily I'm not fair.

Posted by: Clontarf at November 01, 2024 05:49 PM (VR4cY)

183 Okay- a quick perusal of X, and it looks like the DeepState will be going after Elon as an illegal alien
Posted by: Don Black

The left really does hate African Americans that leave the plantation.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 01, 2024 05:49 PM (fQmeC)

184 It'll be funny if the only person deported in four years is the only one who opposes Dems.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2024 05:49 PM (7oYYI)

185 The Apostrophe Strikes Back

Posted by: dantesed at November 01, 2024 05:49 PM (Oy/m2)

186 Top Gun: Apostrophe

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 05:45 PM (YqDXo)

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Apostrophe Now.

"The horror ... the horror ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws YOU Out! at November 01, 2024 05:49 PM (sa5Fe)

187 The Apostrophe Josey Wales

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 01, 2024 05:49 PM (2UnvF)

188 Alone, the abandoned apostrophe appeared apathetic, assuredly aware as appalled appraisers administered advice as advisors adversely avoided appraising actions, accordingly.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 01, 2024 05:50 PM (Xo+UM)

189 An Apostrophe Too Far

Seven Apostrophes

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 05:50 PM (YqDXo)

190 Tropic Thunder Apostrophe!

Posted by: Guy who never gets it at November 01, 2024 05:50 PM (+kpAh)

191 Dude, Where's My Apostrophe???

-- Pres. Potatohead

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2024 05:50 PM (vYDwg)

192 Telefon

The apostrophes are lovely dark and deep and I have miles to go before I veep. Remember. Miles to go before I veep.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 01, 2024 05:50 PM (hovnC)

193 177 Okay- a quick perusal of X, and it looks like the DeepState will be going after Elon as an illegal alien
Posted by: Don Black

What a self-own that would be

Posted by: Clontarf at November 01, 2024 05:50 PM (VR4cY)

194 The Good, The Bad, And The Apostrophe

Posted by: It's me donna at November 01, 2024 05:50 PM (IyPmt)

195 the semiliterate staff didn't even know to "correct" it as supporters' -- possessive plural.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 01, 2024 05:10 PM (hovnC)

I think their claim is it was a singular possessive. Allegedly, Biden was talking about the garbage belonging to the MSG comedian. Not the garbage belonging to Trump’s supporters.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at November 01, 2024 05:40 PM

--

Beat me by [[[[this]]]] much. Which of course raises the question, why didn't he just say "that so-called comedian" if that's what he meant?

Obviously bullshit, because this is the 2nd time, at least, that he's had to walk back an obvious calumny on half the country.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at November 01, 2024 05:50 PM (Sa3se)

196 The Vagina Apostrophes

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 01, 2024 05:51 PM (tVExW)

197 Ask not for whom the Apostrophe tolls

Posted by: DaveA at November 01, 2024 05:51 PM (FhXTo)

198 Citizen Apostrophe

Das Apostrophe

Planet of the Apostrophes

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 05:51 PM (YqDXo)

199 Apostrolype Now.

Posted by: scampydog at November 01, 2024 05:51 PM (2bFN5)

200 Oh, boy. This thread has spiraled out of control.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 01, 2024 05:51 PM (mH6SG)

201 159 Who is Apostrophe?

I AM APOSTROPHE!

NO, I AM APOSTROPHE!

NO, I AM APOSTROPHE!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 01, 2024 05:45 PM (VNX3d)
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Is it true there can only be one?

Posted by: Ciampino - Yes because 2 become a quotation mark at November 01, 2024 05:51 PM (i0xsb)

202 Apostrophes Are Forever

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 05:51 PM (YqDXo)

203 147 BREAKING: The Kamala Harris campaign has informed Mark Cuban to stop doing interviews on behalf of the Harris Campaign due to the backlash each interview is bringing.

Posted by: Don Black at November 01, 2024 05:42 PM (/7KEl)

The Donald doesn't have to do any work to get inside the Kamala Campaign & Media OODA Loop. That blob doesn't have an OODA Loop. It has a DLF Loop: Decide-Lie-Fail.

Posted by: Gref at November 01, 2024 05:51 PM (aBgBM)

204 I Will Apostrophe No More, Forever

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 01, 2024 05:52 PM (VNX3d)

205 Oh, boy. This thread has spiraled out of control.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 01, 2024 05:51 PM (mH6SG)
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That never happens!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 01, 2024 05:52 PM (U1w17)

206 Apostrophe and Old Lace

Posted by: dantesed at November 01, 2024 05:52 PM (Oy/m2)

207 Okay- a quick perusal of X, and it looks like the DeepState will be going after Elon as an illegal alien

So there's ONE illegal alien worth deporting and he happens to be the Leonardo da Vinci of our time. The Tren de Aragua dudes can stay.

Got it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2024 05:52 PM (vYDwg)

208 Fifty Shades of Apostrophe

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 01, 2024 05:52 PM (2UnvF)

209 > In Dearbornistan.

Impressive.

The man does have a set of balls, that's for sure.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 01, 2024 05:52 PM (W5ArC)

210 2001: A Space Apostrophe.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws YOU Out! at November 01, 2024 05:52 PM (sa5Fe)

211 Look yall I grew up with a stutter and I could hear the apostrophe.

What so you mean that isn't how "stutter" and "hearing" works?

Posted by: blaster at November 01, 2024 05:52 PM (QfvaV)

212 Who is Apostrophe?

I AM APOSTROPHE!

NO, I AM APOSTROPHE!

NO, I AM APOSTROPHE!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 01, 2024 05:45 PM (VNX3d)
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Is it true there can only be one?
Posted by: Ciampino - Yes because 2 become a quotation mark

Spartacus?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 01, 2024 05:53 PM (VNX3d)

213 Tinker Tailor Soldier Apostrophe

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 01, 2024 05:53 PM (hovnC)

214 Dirty Mary Crazy Apostrophe

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 01, 2024 05:53 PM (fQmeC)

215 For A Few Apostrophes More

Last of the Apostrophes

No Country for Old Apostrophes

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 05:53 PM (YqDXo)

216 Hinchcliffe must be laughing his ass off right now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2024 05:53 PM (7oYYI)

217 For A Few Apostrophes More

Posted by: dantesed at November 01, 2024 05:53 PM (Oy/m2)

218 Apostrophes were those guy who were the original followers of Jesus, right?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 01, 2024 05:53 PM (W5ArC)

219 The Taking of Apostrophe 1 2 3.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2024 05:53 PM (WXNFJ)

220
Semi-colon is my safe word.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at November 01, 2024 05:54 PM (+oR7L)

221 Apopopopopostrophee
You come and go
You come and goooo

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 01, 2024 05:54 PM (gDlxJ)

222 Punctuation saves lives!

"Let's eat, Grandma" v. "Let's eat Grandma"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 01, 2024 05:54 PM (BpYfr)

223 The Maltese Apostrophe

Posted by: I get it now! at November 01, 2024 05:54 PM (+kpAh)

224 Bell, Book, and Apostrophe...

Peak Kim Novak!

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 01, 2024 05:54 PM (QAkQ3)

225 So there's ONE illegal alien worth deporting and he happens to be the Leonardo da Vinci of our time. The Tren de Aragua dudes can stay.

Got it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2024 05:52 PM (vYDwg)

Naturalized citizen.

Posted by: sal at November 01, 2024 05:54 PM (f+FmA)

226 How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Apostrophe

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws YOU Out! at November 01, 2024 05:54 PM (sa5Fe)

227 No Apostrophe For Old Men

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2024 05:54 PM (7oYYI)

228 221 Apopopopopostrophee
You come and go
You come and goooo
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 01, 2024 05:54 PM (gDlxJ)

LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at November 01, 2024 05:54 PM (IyPmt)

229 > 220
Semi-colon is my safe word.
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at November 01, 2024 05:54 PM (+oR7L)

Semicolon was my nickname after the surgery.

Posted by: Ronald Reagan, PBUH at November 01, 2024 05:54 PM (W5ArC)

230
Bonfire of the Apostrophes

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 01, 2024 05:54 PM (+oR7L)

231 To Russia, with Apostrophe

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at November 01, 2024 05:54 PM (Yb2eC)

232 Saving Private Apostrophe

Raging Apostrophe

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 05:54 PM (YqDXo)

233 Debbie Does Apostrophes

Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2024 05:55 PM (WXNFJ)

234 > In Dearbornistan.

Impressive.

The man does have a set of balls, that's for sure.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 01, 2024 05:52 PM (W5ArC)

Forbes Breaking News YT channel carried a livestream of the visit. The MSM stooges were pestering him about the Cheney BS.

Posted by: mrp at November 01, 2024 05:55 PM (rj6Yv)

235 Bury My Apostrophe at Wounded Knee

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 01, 2024 05:55 PM (fQmeC)

236 A for Apostrophe

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 01, 2024 05:55 PM (hovnC)

237 Oh noes, they might deport Musk and make him ineligible to work for a Trump administration! Why that might lead to Musk continuing to do great things as a private entrepreneur instead of being assimilated into the borg. He might even buy an island from some impoverished country and make it Galt's island. No please, commiecrats don't throw me into that briar patch.

Posted by: PaleRider, deplorable basket of garbage at November 01, 2024 05:55 PM (CKOCg)

238 An apostrophe, a colon, and Joe Biden walk into a bar...

Posted by: Gref at November 01, 2024 05:55 PM (aBgBM)

239 The Old Man and the Apostrophe

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2024 05:55 PM (7oYYI)

240 The Apostrophe that Shot Liberty Valance.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2024 05:55 PM (WXNFJ)

241 Semi-colon is my safe word.
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at November 01, 2024 05:54 PM

You always struck me as a more full colon kind of guy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 01, 2024 05:56 PM (Wnv9h)

242 > Peak Kim Novak!
Posted by: Romeo13 at November 01, 2024 05:54 PM (QAkQ3)

Some women look engineered rather than born (and I'm not saying this is a bad thing).

Kim Novak.
Daryl Hannah in her prime.

And so on.

Posted by: Ronald Reagan, PBUH at November 01, 2024 05:56 PM (W5ArC)

243 Fort Apostrophe

A Fort that belonged to the Cavalry!

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 01, 2024 05:56 PM (QAkQ3)

244 The Day of the Apostrophe

Posted by: dantesed at November 01, 2024 05:56 PM (Oy/m2)

245 For A Few Apostrophes More

A Fistful of Apostrophes

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 01, 2024 05:56 PM (hovnC)

246 Any man beats a meme to death spends a night in the apostrophe.

Posted by: Duke Cool Hand Lowell at November 01, 2024 05:56 PM (2UnvF)

247
Apostrophe, was he Greek ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 01, 2024 05:56 PM (NtVYv)

248 The Manchurian Apostrophe

The Last Apostrophe

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 05:56 PM (YqDXo)

249 Apostrophe now, apostrophe forever!

Posted by: blaster at November 01, 2024 05:56 PM (QfvaV)

250 Lawrence of Apostrophe.

"Two chicks' at the same time ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws YOU Out! at November 01, 2024 05:56 PM (sa5Fe)

251 An apostrophe, a colon, and Joe Biden walk into a bar...
Posted by: Gref at November 01, 2024 05:55 PM (aBgBM)
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The bartender says, "Why the run-on sentence?"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 01, 2024 05:56 PM (U1w17)

252 193 177 Okay- a quick perusal of X, and it looks like the DeepState will be going after Elon as an illegal alien
Posted by: Don Black

What a self-own that would be

Posted by: Clontarf at November 01, 2024 05:50 PM (VR4cY)

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What are they going to do to him? He probably has houses in 40 countries. Pretty sure that he became a US citizen like 10 years ago.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 01, 2024 05:57 PM (q1ZgM)

253 Tora! Tora! Apostrophe!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 05:57 PM (YqDXo)

254 Biden's Apostrophe was guilty of Apostacy.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 01, 2024 05:57 PM (Xo+UM)

255 The Guns of Apostrophe

Posted by: dantesed at November 01, 2024 05:57 PM (Oy/m2)

256 Fort Apostrophe, The Bronx

Bronx even sounds like it should be a possessive!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 01, 2024 05:57 PM (hovnC)

257 Semi-colon is my safe word.
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at November 01, 2024 05:54 PM

You always struck me as a more full colon kind of guy.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

All of my passwords are -

C : ###

Posted by: Buttigig at November 01, 2024 05:57 PM (WXNFJ)

258 Based on Teri Garr's passing:

Young Apostrophe

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 01, 2024 05:57 PM (VNX3d)

259 Everything You Want to Know About Apostrophes but are Afraid to Ask

Hannah and her Apostrophes

13 Apostrophes

Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2024 05:58 PM (Hkcdp)

260 This is the story, of the RAGE of ... Apostrophe!

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 01, 2024 05:58 PM (QAkQ3)

261 > He might even buy an island from some impoverished country and make it Galt's island.

Dude could buy an entire country if he wanted.

Find some shithole with a UN seat and offer the populace say, $25k per capita, in exchange for naming him as God Emperor.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 01, 2024 05:58 PM (W5ArC)

262
The transcript doesn't make sense with the apostrophe, only without it. Also, we heard what he said, and he called Trump's supporters garbage. He was doing his fake compassion playacting, and appeared to be reading text from a prompter, at which he squinted and stared continuously. Somebody wrote that text, and there was no apostrophe in it.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 01, 2024 05:58 PM (d4X7t)

263 Where Apostrophes Dare

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 05:58 PM (YqDXo)

264 30 Time for me to enter the 96 hour pre-election "news" Cone of Silence media embargo
Posted by: Weasel at November 01, 2024 05:13 PM

Hmmm. That sounds healthy. Yet I can't make myself stay away.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at November 01, 2024 05:58 PM (FFn+L)

265 Apostrophe now, apostrophe forever!

Posted by: blaster at November 01, 2024 05:56 PM (QfvaV)

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"They may take our lives ...
But they'll never take OUR APOSTROPHES!"

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws YOU Out! at November 01, 2024 05:58 PM (+q1uM)

266 A Fort that belonged to the Cavalry!
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She Wore a Yellow Apostrophe

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 01, 2024 05:58 PM (hovnC)

267 Sing, O Muse, of the man of many apostrophes...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 01, 2024 05:58 PM (U1w17)

268 The Wackiest Apostrophe in the Army.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2024 05:58 PM (WXNFJ)

269 The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Apostrophe

A Fish Called Apostrophe

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 01, 2024 05:59 PM (fQmeC)

270
Apostrophe IV

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 01, 2024 05:59 PM (+oR7L)

271 An apostrophe?
I gerund-tee it was there!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2024 05:59 PM (Hkcdp)

272 What is the apostrophe, Kenneth?

Posted by: Dan Rather at November 01, 2024 05:59 PM (W5ArC)

273 All Quiet on the Apostrophe Front

Posted by: dantesed at November 01, 2024 05:59 PM (Oy/m2)

274 When I told you to Fuck Off I said with a PH and not a F...

Phuck Off rather then Fuck Off !!!!

I was complementing the Chinese Community.....

Posted by: Tim Emhoff at November 01, 2024 05:59 PM (WKgpm)

275 Apostrophe Wars (the original)

Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2024 06:00 PM (WXNFJ)

276 > gerund

I remember from high school English that there's a thing called a gerund, but I no longer have a clue what one of those things might be.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 01, 2024 06:00 PM (W5ArC)

277 All the President's Apostrophes

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2024 06:00 PM (7oYYI)

278 Bonnie and Apostrophe

Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2024 06:00 PM (WXNFJ)

279 Apostrophe 2: Judgment Day

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws YOU Out! at November 01, 2024 06:00 PM (+q1uM)

280 Apostrophes and the man I sing, who first from Troy...

Posted by: sal at November 01, 2024 06:00 PM (f+FmA)

281
Apostrophe 2: Electric Boogaloo

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 01, 2024 06:00 PM (+oR7L)

282 The Apostropheist.

Posted by: Gref at November 01, 2024 06:00 PM (aBgBM)

283 >>> 222 Punctuation saves lives!

"Let's eat, Grandma" v. "Let's eat Grandma"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at November 01, 2024 05:54 PM (BpYfr)

>>> 275 Apostrophe Wars (the original)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2024 06:00 PM (WXNFJ)

Han, shot first.

Han shot first.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 01, 2024 06:01 PM (0s6uJ)

284 An apostrophe?

Trust me, you do not want to mess with Big Comma….

Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2024 06:01 PM (Hkcdp)

285 Dude, Where's My Apostrophe???

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 01, 2024 05:50 PM

--

'Tisn't.

Posted by: Menswear at November 01, 2024 06:01 PM (Sa3se)

286 Apostrophe calling Danny Boy.

Apostrophe calling Danny Boy. Come in, Danny Boy.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 01, 2024 06:01 PM (hovnC)

287 All the President's Apostrophes

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2024 06:00 PM (7oYYI)

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LMAO -- so jealous I didn't think of that ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws YOU Out! at November 01, 2024 06:01 PM (+q1uM)

288 Et tu, Apostrophe?

Posted by: dantesed at November 01, 2024 06:01 PM (Oy/m2)

289
Star Apostrophe III: The Search for Spock

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 01, 2024 06:01 PM (+oR7L)

290 >>>>>Some women look engineered rather than born (and I'm not saying this is a bad thing).

Kim Novak.
Daryl Hannah in her prime.

And so on.
Posted by: Ronald Reagan, PBUH at November 01, 2024 05:56 PM (W5ArC)
******
Don’t mean to go OT on the apostrophe thread, but I watched Bell,Book and Candle the other night. Kim Novak had my undivided attention.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 01, 2024 06:02 PM (CxaMi)

291 > I remember from high school English that there's a thing called a gerund, but I no longer have a clue what one of those things might be.

It's a verb form that ends in -ing and acts as a noun.

"I enjoy reading," is an example.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 01, 2024 06:02 PM (Odg76)

292 Joe Versus The Apostrophe

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2024 06:02 PM (7oYYI)

293 The man who mistook his wife for an apostrophe

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 01, 2024 06:02 PM (gDlxJ)

294 Stalag Apostrophe

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 06:02 PM (YqDXo)

295 Timmy who gots Girlfriend in China ?????

Me long you long time like Transgender Man....

Posted by: Suzie Wong at November 01, 2024 06:02 PM (FDlb9)

296
It's a mad,mad,mad,mad, apostrophe!

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 01, 2024 06:02 PM (+oR7L)

297 Am I a joke to you?

Posted by: Oxford Comma at November 01, 2024 06:02 PM (1KCcl)

298 E.A. The Extra-Apostrophe

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws YOU Out! at November 01, 2024 06:03 PM (+q1uM)

299 [gerunds] but I no longer have a clue what one of those things might be.
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It's an "ing" word like doing or fragging!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 01, 2024 06:03 PM (hovnC)

300 The Paolo, how you say, has directed a film.

The Paolo, he has named it - Meat me in St. Louis.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 01, 2024 06:03 PM (WXNFJ)

301 The Texas Apostrophe Massacre

Posted by: PA Dutchman at November 01, 2024 06:03 PM (QyT5w)

302 Mighty Joe Apostrophe

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 01, 2024 06:03 PM (7oYYI)

303 Total Apostrophe

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 01, 2024 06:04 PM (0s6uJ)

304 “I cannot comma comma comment on that a$$ a$$ apostrophe , fat!”
— Prezzy Sundown

Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2024 06:04 PM (Hkcdp)

305 Gone with the Apostrophe

Posted by: sal at November 01, 2024 06:04 PM (f+FmA)

306 The Quiet Apostrophe

Posted by: The Paolo at November 01, 2024 06:04 PM (WXNFJ)

307 I always liked Jerry Lewis's Labor Day Telethons against Muscular Apostrophe.

Among the many things for which I am probably going to Hell:

Long ago, I had a portable magnetic chess set. One of the pawns had been mismolded and was rather deformed.

We called it "Jerry's Pawn".

Like I said: Hell.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 01, 2024 06:04 PM (W5ArC)

308 Mad Max: The Road Apostrophe

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 06:04 PM (YqDXo)

309 Apostrophe
Apostrophes
~~Apostrophe 3~~

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 01, 2024 06:04 PM (0s6uJ)

310 Apostrophe Soup

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 01, 2024 06:05 PM (fQmeC)

311 > It's an "ing" word like doing or fragging!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 01, 2024 06:03 PM (hovnC)

Thanks!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 01, 2024 06:05 PM (W5ArC)

312 303 Total Apostrophe
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Oh, that's good

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 01, 2024 06:05 PM (gDlxJ)

313 Thomas Apostrophe

Will no one rid me of this turbulent quote?!"

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 01, 2024 06:05 PM (hovnC)

314 So,
The Fellowship of the Apostrophe
The Two Apostrophes
And The Return of the Apostrophe

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at November 01, 2024 06:05 PM (CxaMi)

315 Attack of the 50 Foot Apostrophe

Posted by: PA Dutchman at November 01, 2024 06:05 PM (QyT5w)

316 Last of the Apostrophes

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 06:05 PM (YqDXo)

317 > It's a verb form that ends in -ing and acts as a noun.

"I enjoy reading," is an example.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 01, 2024 06:02 PM (Odg76)

Thanks!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 01, 2024 06:05 PM (W5ArC)

318 Inglorious Apostrophes

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 06:06 PM (YqDXo)

319
Do not go gentle into that goodnight,
Rage, Rage against the dying of the apostrphe!

Posted by: Dylan Thomas at November 01, 2024 06:06 PM (+oR7L)

320 He did not meme anything by apos-trying to smear Trump’s supporters.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 01, 2024 06:06 PM (Hkcdp)

321
Can the White House provide the text Biden was reading from?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 01, 2024 06:06 PM (d4X7t)

322 The Apostrophies of Navarone.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 01, 2024 06:06 PM (a1415)

323 Fried Green Apostrophes

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 01, 2024 06:06 PM (0s6uJ)

324 I remember from high school English that there's a thing called a gerund, but I no longer have a clue what one of those things might be.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 01, 2024 06:00 PM (W5ArC)

IIRC, it's a verb at the beginning of a sentence. As in: Reading the TelePrompter, the demented president accused his opponents' supporters of being garbage.

I could be wrong.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at November 01, 2024 06:07 PM (OX9vb)

325 Fort Apostrophe

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 06:07 PM (YqDXo)

326 >>> 321
Can the White House provide the text Biden was reading from?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 01, 2024 06:06 PM (d4X7t)

No.

That would be a risk to National Security.

Posted by: KJP at November 01, 2024 06:07 PM (0s6uJ)

327 Apostrophe the Barbarian

Apostrophe the Destroyer

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 01, 2024 06:07 PM (VNX3d)

328 Use apostrophe in a sentence:

Kamala's brain has apostrophed from lack of use.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 01, 2024 06:07 PM (gDlxJ)

329 >>I remember from high school English that there's a thing called a gerund, but I no longer have a clue what one of those things might be.

It's a verb form that ends in -ing and acts as a noun.

"I enjoy reading," is an example.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 01, 2024 06:02 PM

--

Commonly misconstrued as "any '-ing' ending," where most of those are infinitives.

Posted by: Menswear at November 01, 2024 06:07 PM (Sa3se)

330 Oh, looks like I'm wrong. Don't tell anyone, though. I hate it when I'm wrong.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at November 01, 2024 06:08 PM (OX9vb)

331 That would be a risk to National Security.
Posted by: KJP

You mean a risk to National Apostrophe

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at November 01, 2024 06:08 PM (gDlxJ)

332 The Big Apostrophe.

"The Dude abides ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws YOU Out! at November 01, 2024 06:08 PM (hcOhQ)

333
Apostrophe's Revenge

Posted by: Frank Barone at November 01, 2024 06:08 PM (+oR7L)

334 An Apostrophe to Remember

Hear No Apostrophe, See No Apostrophe

Posted by: Stu Podaso at November 01, 2024 06:09 PM (fQmeC)

335 My undergrad Calculus textbook was by a guy called Apostle. Terrible book to learn from. He started with Integral Calculus instead of the easier Differential Calculus and got me really confused. Yikes. It took a little book, "Calculus for Idiots", to sort me out. Yep, I'm an idiot.

Posted by: Ciampino - Twoapostrophes become a quotation mark at November 01, 2024 06:09 PM (i0xsb)

336 Dr. Apostrophe
From Apostrophe With Love
Goldapostrophe
Apostropussy
On Her Majesty's Secret Apostrophe

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 01, 2024 06:09 PM (0s6uJ)

337 The Day of the Apostrophes

[That can actually a few different movies' revamped names.]

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 01, 2024 06:09 PM (hovnC)

338 Nood Insanity

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at November 01, 2024 06:09 PM (VNX3d)

339 I was a Teenage Apostrophe

Posted by: Tonypete at November 01, 2024 06:09 PM (WXNFJ)

340 The Magnificent Apostrophes

Posted by: Gref at November 01, 2024 06:09 PM (aBgBM)

341 John has a long apostrophe.

Posted by: dantesed at November 01, 2024 06:09 PM (Oy/m2)

342 Commonly misconstrued as "any '-ing' ending," where most of those are infinitives.
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Biting me!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at November 01, 2024 06:10 PM (hovnC)

343 My undergrad Calculus textbook was by a guy called Apostle. Terrible book to learn from. He started with Integral Calculus instead of the easier Differential Calculus and got me really confused. Yikes. It took a little book, "Calculus for Idiots", to sort me out. Yep, I'm an idiot.

Posted by: Ciampino - Twoapostrophes become a quotation mark at November 01, 2024 06:09 PM (i0xsb)
______________

Same here. I hated that book, and hate it to this day. Totally pretentious crap, with emphasis on proofs.* I had to learn calculus later, on my own.

*(If you study the history of mathematics, proofs came later after the initial breakthroughs, in the cleanup phase.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 06:12 PM (YqDXo)

344 Biden has depleted the Strategic Apostrophe Reserve.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 06:13 PM (YqDXo)

345 Good Apostrophe Hunting

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws YOU Out! at November 01, 2024 06:13 PM (hcOhQ)

346 Biden has depleted the Strategic Apostrophe Reserve.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 01, 2024 06:13 PM (YqDXo)

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He's outsourced plans for refilling it to DeathCare with semicolons primarily harvested from Medicare bowel surgeries.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws YOU Out! at November 01, 2024 06:17 PM (hcOhQ)

347 I only use apostrophes when I can't get a 4 hour erection.

Suck it, bitches!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at November 01, 2024 06:25 PM (z+0uZ)

348 Only TRump loves us more than Jesus.

Posted by: Orange Jesus at November 01, 2024 06:30 PM (2FtzD)

349 Das Apostrophe

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at November 01, 2024 06:33 PM (XMwZJ)

350 TRump is probably a card carrying fascist.

Posted by: Orange Jesus at November 01, 2024 06:34 PM (2FtzD)

351 who is the most favorite troll of all time?

Posted by: Orange Jesus at November 01, 2024 06:39 PM (2FtzD)

352 Saturday Night Apostrophe

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 01, 2024 07:05 PM (qBdHI)

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