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"Transgender" Bro Sues Hooters For Not Hiring Him;
Chain Had Previously Banned Him For Sexually Harassing Waitresses

She is as brave as she is stunning.

A transgender woman is suing a Hooters franchise for discrimination after they allegedly refused to hire her based on 'her image'.

Brandy Livingston has been a regular at the restaurant, famed for its scantily clad waitresses, on Wolf Road in Colonie, a suburb of Albany in New York.

With career aspirations of working for the chain, Livingston had applied three times for listings which were all unsuccessful, according to her.

Speaking with News10, Livingston said she was not respected as a woman at the establishment, alleging that workers actively discriminated against her.

She told the outlet: 'They would use male pronouns. They would refer to me as he.'

Why would they call him a he?

Not sure.

He can totally pass for a woman, as long as our definition for "a woman" is set to "Brian Bosworth in Stone Cold."

brianthebozbosworth.jpg

Bro's got a chin like a tank's front armor. All I can think is "flank him and hit him from the side, where he's more vulnerable."

On her being denied employment, she added: 'I said, do you want to see my experience or anything? Because I had previous jobs I had written down.

'And he said, "Oh, we don't care about experience. We hire on the basis of personality. And there's an image that needs to be met".'

Livingston said that she had also heard employees and a manager at the restaurant harass her about using their restroom.

She claimed: 'I overheard one of the servers after I left the restroom talking to one of the managers and said that, "Why are you allowing him in the women's restroom?"

'And the manager said, "Oh, I don't like it any more than you do".'

Livingston filed a claim with the New York State Division of Human Rights who investigated, and found evidence her rights may have been violated.

Hooters has since hit back at the claims, saying that Livingston had been told not to return to the establishment over alleged offensive behavior.

Their lawyers said that Livingston allegedly made sexually explicit comments to servers on multiple occasions prior to her transitioning.

News10 reporter James De La Fuente questioned Livingston over this, saying the chain had accused her asking servers to marry her, and discussing masturbation.

The company also said she had threatened 'to go to a gun range for practice for the next time you came to the restaurant'.

Livingston told the outlet that: 'That I never said anything about. My mom would take me to the gun range and for clay pigeon shooting, trap.

Uh-huh.

A lot of these New and Improved Women sure seem to hate the, you know, actual women.

Big news from the Scottish government: It turns out there are only two genders!

But they're actually lying. They have compiled a list of 24. They're only saying there are only two to placate the sane people.

The Scottish Government denies reports it had claimed there were 24 different genders.

Equalities Minister Kaukab Stewart said the Government's position is there are only two genders -- male and female -- in line with Scottish law. This comes after the Government issued guidance to statisticians collating data from the 2022 Census.

In the guidance, the Government listed the 24 most common responses to the open census question on gender identity.

The categories included cisgender, trans man, trans woman, non-binary, trans (not otherwise specified), agender, trans masculine, trans feminine, genderfluid, genderqueer, intersex, assigned female at birth, assigned male at birth, pangender, bigender, autigender, androgynous, gender non-conforming, detransitioned, neutral, demigender male, demigender female and demigender.

Ms Stewart said this guidance should not, however, be interpreted as there being 24 different genders.

Rachael Hamilton, deputy leader of the Scottish Conservatives, said the Government was wasting time and taxpayers' money on "fringe obsessions" by classifying so many different genders.

During general questions at the Scottish Parliament on Thursday, Ms Hamilton said: "I am pleased to hear [Ms Stewart] agrees there are two genders, but official guidance from the SNP claims there are dozens of different genders.

"This doesn't make sense in mainstream Scotland.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:33 PM




Comments

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1 Dude looks like the lead singer of My Chemical Romance four months after quitting smoking.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 31, 2024 03:34 PM (KbCG3)

2 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 31, 2024 03:34 PM (QNSds)

3 But it's so...attractive? Why wouldn't you want it to be a hooters girl?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 31, 2024 03:34 PM (OX9vb)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

5 Iffn I saw that thing as a waitress in hooters with it's fake boobs hanging out I would leave and never come back.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 31, 2024 03:35 PM (QNSds)

6 WTF is THAT???

This the Art Thread?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

7 Listening to the JD Vance interview on Joe Rogan. Really good segment on the trans craziness that's going on right now in America. JD is incredibly good in this format.

Posted by: Blago at October 31, 2024 03:35 PM (wMRY8)

8 Truly a "It takes the lotion" achievement award winner.

Posted by: Max Power at October 31, 2024 03:35 PM (q177U)

9 It's tough to be a lady waitress when your balls keep falling out of your shorty-shorts.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at October 31, 2024 03:36 PM (FAbrK)

10 Someone do the nood thing. I'm feeling lazy.

Posted by: Max Power at October 31, 2024 03:36 PM (q177U)

11 My first first!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 31, 2024 03:36 PM (KbCG3)

12 Ohh, baby, that's what I'm talking about!

Posted by: Mark Cuban at October 31, 2024 03:36 PM (GN7By)

13 What a boob!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 31, 2024 03:36 PM (vgHkX)

14 That'sa dude!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2024 03:36 PM (a1415)

15 His makeup is decent, I will give him that.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2024 03:36 PM (Y1Bj4)

16 Needs to have the shit kicked our of him. Probably can’t be with a girl so he going this route.

Posted by: Mag at October 31, 2024 03:37 PM (zVss3)

17 Bro's got a chin like a tank's front armor. All I can think is "flank him and hit him from the side, where he's more vulnerable."


Shit, that's funny.

I keep hoping by reading Ace's wit, I'll gain some, but alas, I haven't.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

18 Wow, xe's such a looker, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2024 03:37 PM (v6JzV)

19 Hey Tubby with mental illness and man junk, we don't go there just for the wings.

Posted by: DAN at October 31, 2024 03:37 PM (/Zc2s)

20 WTF is THAT???

This the Art Thread?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)
-

Pieces of eight! Pieces of eight!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 31, 2024 03:37 PM (vgHkX)

21 My first first!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 31, 2024 03:36 PM


Ace, I need to report the theft of a first......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 31, 2024 03:37 PM (QNSds)

22 I would like to take this opportunity to announce publicly, for the first time, that despite having a Harry Paratestes, and spending most of my life presenting and passing as a man, I am not a man. I am actually demigender.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 31, 2024 03:37 PM (Evo1G)

23 "Bro's got a chin like a tank's front armor. All I can think is "flank him and hit him from the side, where he's more vulnerable."

If loving Ace is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

nohomo

Posted by: Sifty at October 31, 2024 03:37 PM (rM5XK)

24 With a face like that, he could become governor of Michigan.

Posted by: spindrift at October 31, 2024 03:37 PM (OguvZ)

25 That's a fine looking young woman. You know as a more serious Christian then you I do not like restaurants like Hooters, but as Christ would tell us, if the waitress in the short shorts has a brave and stunning pair of lady balls you aren't just allowed, but required to come see her in person

Posted by: David French at October 31, 2024 03:38 PM (oZhjI)

26 Don't fagz have their own bars? WTF?

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 31, 2024 03:38 PM (AdHga)

27 Dude looks like a la, um, never mind.

Posted by: Steven Tyler as Emily Litella at October 31, 2024 03:38 PM (PiwSw)

28 What this creepazoid wants is access to the waitress' changing room.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 31, 2024 03:38 PM (xCA6C)

29 "I'd hit it!" -- Megan Rappin'Ho

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws YOU Out! at October 31, 2024 03:38 PM (hGiGG)

30 I predict that persons life will be shorter than average.

Posted by: tubal at October 31, 2024 03:38 PM (PCK5/)

31 Chain Had Previously Banned Him For Sexually Harassing Waitresses
—Disinformation Expert Ace
---
Transgenders are often just confused and sexually obsessed.

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2024 03:38 PM (RS6K6)

32 Have these retards ever explained why the only 'transitions' performed are male to female or female to male? What happened to all the other 55 genders?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 03:38 PM (Kr0mW)

33 357 This season's stocking stuffer

https://tinyurl.com/2t2s49zt
Posted by: Don Black at October 31, 2024 03:16 PM (/7KEl)



Here ya go:
https://tinyurl.com/WhiteGarbageTruck

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at October 31, 2024 03:38 PM (SRRAx)

34 Iffn I saw that thing as a waitress in hooters with it's fake boobs hanging out I would leave and never come back.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 31, 2024 03:35 PM (QNSds)

He might have a chance at a "Hoofer's" or "Cuckold's" restaurant. Perhaps he should start a restaurant with similar people, called "Mixed Nuts"?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2024 03:38 PM (VNX3d)

35 Ugh, well I hope xe sticks to the lawfare and doesn't imitate Audrey Hale.

Posted by: PaleRider, deplorable basket of garbage at October 31, 2024 03:38 PM (CKOCg)

36 Actually never been to Hooters, certainly wouldn't go to se his hairy ass

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2024 03:38 PM (fwDg9)

37 'That's a man, baby....'

Obligatory

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2024 03:38 PM (QGaXH)

38 Get his list of prescriptions.

Big pharma is involved, no doubt.

And he WILL come back with a gun.......at some point. It's what they do.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

39 Scotland has an equalities minister.

And, somehow, the people aren't taxed enough. They have to add worthless positions that suck up resources, and whose occupants' only role is to harass actual productive citizens.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 31, 2024 03:39 PM (lTGtQ)

40 Our world is mad.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 31, 2024 03:39 PM (N1DT3)

41 "Bro's got a chin like a tank's front armor. All I can think is "flank him and hit him from the side, where he's more vulnerable."


And that, officer, is when the fight about the merits of the Sherman vs. Tiger occurred.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 31, 2024 03:39 PM (xCA6C)

42 I'm sure "she" can't wait to show his beau his junk.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 31, 2024 03:39 PM (d2bW3)

43 Speaking with News10, Livingston said she was not respected as a woman at the establishment, alleging that workers actively discriminated against her.
-

Doctored Livingston, I presume?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 31, 2024 03:39 PM (vgHkX)

44 Why could he not just be homosexual? Is that out of fashion now?

Posted by: tubal at October 31, 2024 03:39 PM (PCK5/)

45 The categories included cisgender, trans man, trans woman, non-binary, trans (not otherwise specified), agender, trans masculine, trans feminine, genderfluid, genderqueer, intersex, assigned female at birth, assigned male at birth, pangender, bigender, autigender, androgynous, gender non-conforming, detransitioned, neutral, demigender male, demigender female and demigender.


This list here is why there really needs to be an End of Days......sooooooon.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

46 Wow. Dude looks like Jack Black in a blouse.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 31, 2024 03:39 PM (xPJvm)

47 What's his time in the 40-yard dash? Agility? Bench press max?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2024 03:39 PM (Aqu9a)

48 Did he cut Mr. Happy off yet?

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 31, 2024 03:39 PM (AdHga)

49 I am actually demigender.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 31, 2024 03:37 PM (Evo1G)

Kudos on reading the whole list. My eyes glazed, and I abandoned it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 31, 2024 03:39 PM (OX9vb)

50 I have never been to a Hooters. I assume the food stinks, since that's not why people go there.

Yes, I'm old.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 31, 2024 03:40 PM (xCA6C)

51 IT's MA'AM!

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2024 03:40 PM (z/jjr)

52 'And he said, "Oh, we don't care about experience. We hire on the basis of personality. And there's an image that needs to be met".'

Wasn't Abercombie & Finch sued over that same thing? They were telling AA applicants they didn't fit the 'image'.

I recall they lost bigly...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2024 03:40 PM (QGaXH)

53 From the head shot, he could pass for a gal with PCOS.
One would have to see a full body shot before determining if he passes the rest of the way.

But it looks like he's pretty good with makeup. Or had a lot of flattering camera filters on.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 31, 2024 03:40 PM (hB7mE)

54 The trouble with Scotland, is it's full of Scots.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 31, 2024 03:40 PM (xPJvm)

55 To work at Hooters, don't you have to have....umm...hooters?

Posted by: Miklos, occasionally perplexed at October 31, 2024 03:40 PM (FRB3p)

56 WTF is THAT???

This the Art Thread?
Posted by: Sponge


In addition to failing to hire him, he's suing Hooters for stealing his ottoman.

Posted by: mikeski at October 31, 2024 03:40 PM (48kLs)

57 And that, officer, is when the fight about the merits of the Sherman vs. Tiger occurred.

Posted by: Archimedes

====

One was army issued. The other I bought with the gold I stole fair and square.

Posted by: Oddball at October 31, 2024 03:40 PM (8AONa)

58 May the world's balls rest lightly upon that chin. - Olde Irish Blessing

Posted by: Sifty at October 31, 2024 03:40 PM (rM5XK)

59 I am actually demigender.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Oh, yeah? Well, I'm Demi Moore!

Posted by: Archimedes at October 31, 2024 03:40 PM (xCA6C)

60 Equalities Minister Kaukab Stewart ...

-------------

"Zombie Ayn Rand and George Orwell -- please stop arguing and pickup the White Privilege Courtesy Phone ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws YOU Out! at October 31, 2024 03:40 PM (hGiGG)

61 I had a neighbor in College who was a Hooters Waitress and, I suspect, a High Dollar Escort.

She was insanely hot.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2024 03:41 PM (z/jjr)

62 On a scale of 1 to Heidi Klum getting you naked and then immediately leaving, how disappointing would it be to go with your boys to Hooters and end up with that thing as your server?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 31, 2024 03:41 PM (KbCG3)

63 Hulk Sashay!!

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2024 03:41 PM (RS6K6)

64 Walk with pride, man, walk with pride!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at October 31, 2024 03:41 PM (Y1Bj4)

65 50 I have never been to a Hooters. I assume the food stinks, since that's not why people go there.

Yes, I'm old.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 31, 2024 03:40 PM (xCA6C)

Actually the food is pretty decent.. wings, the honking big grilled cheese sandwich is a good combo.

Posted by: tubal at October 31, 2024 03:41 PM (PCK5/)

66 I went to a similar restaurant to Hooters a while back. Most of the waitresses had weight issues and/or way too many tattoos.

Maybe black pants and long sleeve shirts are the way to go in food service?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2024 03:41 PM (oZhjI)

67 i wonder what kabob stewart looks like. don't want to find out

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 31, 2024 03:41 PM (CWTWj)

68 IT's MA'AM!
Posted by: garrett

Yes, Senatrix.

Posted by: Gen. Miklos, testifying at October 31, 2024 03:41 PM (FRB3p)

69 alleging that workers actively discriminated against her
......

Well, her his tits were on her his back.

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2024 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

70 Went to a Hooters years ago in Florida and the girls were all 8.5+ on my boobie scale.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 31, 2024 03:41 PM (/U5Yz)

71 Porky.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 31, 2024 03:41 PM (i2iTx)

72 The left keeps talking about how they fear the Right will put them in camps.

I wish they actually believed that. Maybe then they would tone down this shit.

Posted by: Gentlemen, whatever manifest at October 31, 2024 03:42 PM (yQvuX)

73 Equalities Minister??

Good grief.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara Garbage-American at October 31, 2024 03:42 PM (YqDXo)

74 I have never been to a Hooters. I assume the food stinks, since that's not why people go there.

Yes, I'm old.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 31, 2024 03:40 PM (xCA6C)



I actually like their wings. 3 mile sauce heavy tossed.

And their snow crab legs used to be the bomb. Haven't had them in quite some time, tho.

And some locations had REALLY lazy cooks in the back, so the food did suffer. The one like that near me went under. I'm fine with that. You suck at what you're supposed to do, you earn it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

75 >>> 26 Don't fagz have their own bars? WTF?
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 31, 2024 03:38 PM (AdHga)

Can't remember the exact numbers but there used to be hundreds of lesbian bars and now it's down to a few dozen, because they got tired of fake women invading. Apparently the thing now is to advertise pop-ups on facespace.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 03:42 PM (Kr0mW)

76 Been to Hooters once. the server was pretty, but the food was not good. You better buffalo wings from the frozen section of your local grocer.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 31, 2024 03:42 PM (xPJvm)

77 I am actually demigender.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Oh, yeah? Well, I'm Demi Moore!
Posted by: Archimedes at October 31, 2024 03:40 PM (xCA6C)
---
Give me beef stew.

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2024 03:42 PM (RS6K6)

78 I have never been to a Hooters. I assume the food stinks, since that's not why people go there.

Yes, I'm old.

Posted by: Archimedes


I have been a few times with the work colleagues. The old, balding engineers with pot bellies at my office used to pretend that the girls actually were attracted to them and not their tipping tendencies.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 31, 2024 03:42 PM (lTGtQ)

79 Come for the wings, stay for the gunt.

Posted by: Sifty at October 31, 2024 03:42 PM (rM5XK)

80 "disintegrating hag Norah O'Donnell"

Bro's got a chin like a tank's front armor. All I can think is "flank him and hit him from the side, where he's more vulnerable."


I'm getting weak in the knees here! I'll have what he's having, no make it a double!

Posted by: VDH, bathing in the cruelty at October 31, 2024 03:43 PM (lg881)

81 And, somehow, the people aren't taxed enough. They have to add worthless positions that suck up resources, and whose occupants' only role is to harass actual productive citizens.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 31, 2024 03:39 PM (lTGtQ)

“He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our People, and eat out their substance.”

Pretty sure we can just line by line the Declaration and send it to our ruling class again.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 31, 2024 03:43 PM (N1DT3)

82 Don't make it angry.

You wouldn't like Brandy when it's angry.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

83 The Cultural Marxists are pushing everyone for equality

Ohh, that's what the original Marxists wanted

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2024 03:43 PM (fwDg9)

84 Brandy, you're a fine dude, what a good (what?) you would be.

Posted by: haffhowershower: deplorable clinger MAGAt garbage fascist boil at October 31, 2024 03:43 PM (NMT5x)

85 weight issues?
Room for more tattoos.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 31, 2024 03:43 PM (i2iTx)

86 If you are not an attractive man, you will not be able to cosplay as an attractive woman.



Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2024 03:43 PM (pZEOD)

87 78 I have been a few times with the work colleagues. The old, balding engineers with pot bellies at my office used to pretend that the girls actually were attracted to them and not their tipping tendencies.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 31, 2024 03:42 PM (lTGtQ)

=======

I preferred Raisins in my youth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 31, 2024 03:43 PM (GBKbO)

88 Oh Brandy, you're a......uh, nevermind

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 31, 2024 03:43 PM (NtVYv)

89 The left keeps talking about how they fear the Right will put them in camps.

I wish they actually believed that. Maybe then they would tone down this shit.


Say something positive about MAGA and you'll get fired, maybe assaulted or arrested.

But by leftist cow-workers endlessly go on about whatever shit the left has pushed into their brains and...they have no fear.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2024 03:43 PM (oZhjI)

90 Does it even have hooters?
Wouldn't that be a prerequisite?

Posted by: Gentlemen, whatever manifest at October 31, 2024 03:44 PM (yQvuX)

91 I didn't know Hinchcliffe was the one who made the PR joke.

Trump's campaign shouldn't be out apologizing for this shit. They knew Hinchcliffe would say a bunch of super provocative things. It's his whole brand.

Just tell everyone "fuck you if you can't take a joke. Hinchcliffe is cool, you guys suck ass. Congress should revoke PR's territorial status and sell the island to Toto, because they're the world's biggest toilet company and they should have the world's biggest toilet."

Anyone who looks for an apology should get bitten instead.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 31, 2024 03:44 PM (7oYYI)

92 Brandy, you're a fine dude, what a good (what?) you would be.
Posted by: haffhowershower: deplorable clinger MAGAt garbage fascist boil at October 31, 2024 03:43 PM (NMT5x)

Beat me to it

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 31, 2024 03:44 PM (NtVYv)

93 Does it even have hooters?
Wouldn't that be a prerequisite?
Posted by: Gentlemen, whatever manifest at October 31, 2024 03:44 PM (yQvuX)



It wears a bra. Isn't that enough?!?!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

94 Oh Brandy, you're a......uh, nevermind

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 31, 2024 03:43 PM (NtVYv)
---
More like Lola.

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2024 03:44 PM (RS6K6)

95 In Joe Biden's America:

-The trump supporting guy who picks up your trash is "garbage"

-The tranny guy who wants to work at Hooters is to be celebrated.

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 31, 2024 03:44 PM (i7Q7S)

96 Is that a young Meat Loaf ?


Brandy, don't let your meat loaf

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 31, 2024 03:45 PM (NtVYv)

97 I remember the fine upstanding, peaceful people of Boston burned down a Hooters a few years back.

But gotta watch out for those baptist ministers in Jesusland stopping the kids from dancing...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2024 03:45 PM (oZhjI)

98 My comment about chris christie tits and better Davis eyes. Disappeared...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2024 03:45 PM (a1lxC)

99 Probably isn't helping the Scottish that they encourage Men to wear plaid skirts.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2024 03:45 PM (z/jjr)

100 If you are not an attractive man, you will not be able to cosplay as an attractive woman.



Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2024 03:43 PM (pZEOD)



Phew. At least we got THAT out of the way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

101 This Scottish sexing problem is a grave one and this is not the time to lose your sheet.

Posted by: Ciampino - BELFRY.BAT is where I keep all my BAT files at October 31, 2024 03:46 PM (i0xsb)

102 Brandy, you're a fine dude, what a good (what?) you would be.
Posted by: haffhowershower: deplorable clinger MAGAt garbage fascist boil at October 31, 2024 03:43 PM (NMT5x)
---
But if it came right down to it, I rather fuck the sea.

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2024 03:46 PM (RS6K6)

103 Fun fact: "Hooter" is Brit slang for "nose."

Ringo uses it in one of the Beatles movies. Because he had a big hooter.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2024 03:46 PM (v6JzV)

104 Not this shit again. It will become a mass shooter. Only a matter of time. When it does, mom needs to be charged for her role in training.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 31, 2024 03:46 PM (wBaIH)

105 When you have no sex at all, you're mule.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 31, 2024 03:46 PM (AdHga)

106 OMG! Trump has a transition chief!

Trump's transition chief told CNN about RFK's plans for vaccines and it was great TV

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at October 31, 2024 03:46 PM (L/fGl)

107 People in 1964: I wonder what life will be like in the far future of 2024? Will we have solved all disease? Mastered space travel? Solved the secrets of the universe?

The far future of 2024: "Transgender" Bro Sues Hooters For Not Hiring Him (and his lady balls)

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2024 03:46 PM (oZhjI)

108 Bro's got a chin like a tank's front armor.
_______

He's got a mantlet.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 31, 2024 03:46 PM (Dm8we)

109 Face it, this gut is a mental basket case

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2024 03:46 PM (fwDg9)

110 Phew. At least we got THAT out of the way.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

You know me, always willing to lean in and be helpful!

Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2024 03:47 PM (pZEOD)

111 How is he at flirting with male customers?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 31, 2024 03:47 PM (kTd/k)

112 98 My comment about chris christie tits and better Davis eyes. Disappeared...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2024 03:45 PM (a1lxC)


Change your font from Lemon Juice to Arial.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 31, 2024 03:47 PM (PiwSw)

113 To work at Hooters, don't you have to have....umm...hooters?
Posted by: Miklos, occasionally perplexed


I beg to remind: there are aftermarket bolt-ons

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 31, 2024 03:47 PM (hB7mE)

114 Fun fact: "Hooter" is Brit slang for "nose."

Ringo uses it in one of the Beatles movies. Because he had a big hooter.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2024 03:46 PM (v6JzV)



Reminds me of the time my father discovered "Twin Peaks."

"You know why they call it that? Twin Peaks?!? "

*gestures in front of his chest with his hands*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

115 Doctored Livingston, I presume?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 31, 2024 03:39 PM (vgHkX)

Standing ovation for that one.

Posted by: VDH, bathing in the cruelty at October 31, 2024 03:47 PM (lg881)

116 Forget red flags.

That one needs a Red Parachute Law.

Posted by: Sifty at October 31, 2024 03:47 PM (xNAg2)

117 That "woman" looks like Jack Black

Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2024 03:47 PM (IyPmt)

118
You know me, always willing to lean in and be helpful!
Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2024 03:47 PM (pZEOD)



Lol.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

119 'And he said, "Oh, we don't care about experience. We hire on the basis of personality. And there's an image that needs to be met".'
_______________

... and you're butt ugly."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara Garbage-American at October 31, 2024 03:48 PM (YqDXo)

120 If you are not an attractive man, you will not be able to cosplay as an attractive woman.


Actually I don't know that even attractive people look good after going trans.

Ellen Page was, uh, underdeveloped, as a woman but she had a pretty face. As a guy she looks like a freak.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2024 03:48 PM (oZhjI)

121 IT's MA'AM!

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2024 03:40 PM (z/jjr)

-----------------

Future U.S. Senator from New York.

You know Schumer would love to tap dat ass ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws YOU Out! at October 31, 2024 03:48 PM (cY4QW)

122
One of those Scottish genders is sheepasexual

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 31, 2024 03:48 PM (y9nCu)

123 Mass shooter from Hooters

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2024 03:48 PM (a1lxC)

124
Equalities minister, Kebab Stewart, wants you to know xhe's served with a demigender glaze on a bed of rice pilaf with Brussels sprouts on the side.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2024 03:48 PM (eDfFs)

125 I'm sorry sir...this is Hooters. I believe you're looking for Neuters. They're two blocks down on the left.

Posted by: Orson at October 31, 2024 03:48 PM (dIske)

126 I have never been to a Hooters. I assume the food stinks, since that's not why people go there.

Yes, I'm old.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 31, 2024 03:40 PM


Their smoked chicken wings were very good. Not sure if they still have them as I have not been to a hooter's in about 6 years.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 31, 2024 03:48 PM (QNSds)

127 The brand is "Hooters" not "Scrotum Shriveling Horror Show."

Posted by: Zek at October 31, 2024 03:48 PM (iPql3)

128 Remember this guy? Steven Seagal reveals shocking appearance in pro-Russia documentary

https://mol.im/a/14011109

Posted by: Ciampino - BELFRY is where I keep all my BAT files at October 31, 2024 03:48 PM (i0xsb)

129 To work at Hooters, don't you have to have....umm...
Posted by: Miklos, occasionally perplexed
---
Sex with the manager?

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2024 03:48 PM (RS6K6)

130 "Brandy, you're a fine dude, what a good (what?) you would be."

plow mule?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 31, 2024 03:49 PM (CWTWj)

131 Fun fact: "Hooter" is Brit slang for "nose."
________________

And "pecker" is Brit slang for "chin."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara Garbage-American at October 31, 2024 03:49 PM (YqDXo)

132 New holy scripture discovered!

Not Parody: Harvard chapel hosts event called "Reading Taylor Swift as a Sacred Text"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at October 31, 2024 03:49 PM (L/fGl)

133 Mass shooter from Hooters
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Without a cooter.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2024 03:49 PM (v6JzV)

134 Brandy Livingston looks OK for us. Wonder if they/them/it does baby sitting.....

Do you guys have a picture of this person's Ass in a bikini?

Cackle.. Cackle... Cackle......

Bill says a BJ is just as good if comes from a non-binary as it does from a biological female...

Posted by: Bill Clinton and Doug Emhoff at October 31, 2024 03:49 PM (jUZmp)

135 "Brandy, you're a fine dude, what a good (what?) you would be."

plow mule?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 31, 2024 03:49 PM (CWTWj)
_______________

Middle linebacker?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara Garbage-American at October 31, 2024 03:49 PM (YqDXo)

136 120 If you are not an attractive man, you will not be able to cosplay as an attractive woman.


Actually I don't know that even attractive people look good after going trans.

Ellen Page was, uh, underdeveloped, as a woman but she had a pretty face. As a guy she looks like a freak.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2024 03:48 PM (oZhjI)

Ellen Page went from a less attractive Christina Ricci to a less attractive McLovin.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 31, 2024 03:49 PM (KbCG3)

137 128 Remember this guy? Steven Seagal reveals shocking appearance in pro-Russia documentary

https://mol.im/a/14011109
Posted by: Ciampino - BELFRY is where I keep all my BAT files at October 31, 2024 03:48 PM (i0xsb)

======

Steven Segal is probably the premiere example of making a movie star out of nothing.

He went from martial arts instructor to leading man in movies because one of his students was a high-powered agent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 31, 2024 03:49 PM (GBKbO)

138 He can totally pass for a woman, as long as our definition for "a woman" is set to "Brian Bosworth in Stone Cold."


LOL!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 31, 2024 03:49 PM (sAmhv)

139 Remember this guy? Steven Seagal reveals shocking appearance in pro-Russia documentary

https://mol.im/a/14011109
Posted by: Ciampino - BELFRY is where I keep all my BAT files at October 31, 2024 03:48 PM (i0xsb)



He now eats the force.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

140 >>> 128 Remember this guy? Steven Seagal reveals shocking appearance in pro-Russia documentary

https://mol.im/a/14011109
Posted by: Ciampino - BELFRY is where I keep all my BAT files at October 31, 2024 03:48 PM (i0xsb)

The only thing shocking is that dude looking like Wilfred Brimley. He's gonna get diabeetus!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 03:50 PM (Kr0mW)

141 yeah, looking that pic again, i can see that as one of the less attractive female pro wrestlers. candy cans, maybe

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 31, 2024 03:50 PM (CWTWj)

142 And "pecker" is Brit slang for "chin."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

That's right. Had forgotten about that one.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2024 03:50 PM (v6JzV)

143 No thank you at all to whoever planted that Looking Glass song into my brain this afternoon...

Posted by: Crusader at October 31, 2024 03:50 PM (TN0g+)

144 Brandy, formerly Brandon.

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2024 03:50 PM (v0R5T)

145 It's a Mark VI... And we've got it by the ass!

Posted by: Oddball at October 31, 2024 03:50 PM (hovnC)

146
Fun fact: "Hooter" is Brit slang for "nose."
________________

And "pecker" is Brit slang for "chin."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara Garbage-American at October 31, 2024 03:49 PM (YqDXo)



They also burn fags by the pack.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

147 Mass shooter from Hooters
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2024 03:48 PM (a1lxC)

A salad shooter might be too much for that one. Cookie shooter might be more in his balliwick.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2024 03:50 PM (VNX3d)

148 Is that a young Meat Loaf ?
Posted by: Hatari


I won't do that.

Posted by: zombie Meat Loaf at October 31, 2024 03:50 PM (48kLs)

149 I do wish prostate problems on every woman who want to be a guy

Oh wait, that can't happen.

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2024 03:50 PM (fwDg9)

150
Not Parody: Harvard chapel hosts event called "Reading Taylor Swift as a Sacred Text"


I told you people...

Posted by: Émile Cammaerts paraphrasing Chesterton at October 31, 2024 03:50 PM (oZhjI)

151 If you poked Steven Seagal with a stick enough, a pharmacy would fall out.

Posted by: Sifty at October 31, 2024 03:50 PM (xNAg2)

152
RIP Jazz Shaw from over at Hot Air

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 31, 2024 03:50 PM (+oR7L)

153 Remember this guy? Steven Seagal reveals shocking appearance in pro-Russia documentary

https://mol.im/a/14011109


HE should apply for a job at Hooters. In for a penny, in for a pound.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 31, 2024 03:50 PM (xCA6C)

154 That picture makes him look confused.

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2024 03:50 PM (v0R5T)

155 >>Remember this guy? Steven Seagal


Remember? Dude has an insane Guitar Collection. Somehow he ended up with all of Albert King's guitars.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2024 03:50 PM (z/jjr)

156 That "woman" looks like Jack Black

Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2024 03:47 PM (IyPmt)

---------------

Maybe they've successfully cloned "Divine."

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws YOU Out! at October 31, 2024 03:51 PM (ovF26)

157 Is Segal still married to that hottie from the 80s?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2024 03:51 PM (v6JzV)

158 This list here is why there really needs to be an End of Days......sooooooon.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)


Pull the swords down out of the thatch my lads, the time has come to avenge our oppression"

Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2024 03:51 PM (D7oie)

159 Dude could be a young Meatloaf lookalike

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2024 03:51 PM (fwDg9)

160 143 No thank you at all to whoever planted that Looking Glass song into my brain this afternoon...
Posted by: Crusader at October 31, 2024 03:50 PM (TN0g+)


I can help with that.

Posted by: Rick Astley at October 31, 2024 03:51 PM (PiwSw)

161 My local Hooters closed.
Two things I miss.
The wings were very good, and the hot ham and cheese sandwich was excellent.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2024 03:51 PM (W/lyH)

162 The Federalist has been posting a series of investigations on the Harris campaign that are mind-blowing, focusing on their censorship of opposing ideas, attempted manipulations of TwitterX and soliciting foreign donations in direct violation of the law, including setting up an electronic way to accept that money.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 31, 2024 03:52 PM (LpSnA)

163 People who say the world is going to Hell need to look out the window. We're already there.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 31, 2024 03:52 PM (WPL6O)

164
HE should apply for a job at Hooters. In for a penny, in for a pound.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 31, 2024 03:50 PM (xCA6C)



In for a penny, in for a cubic ton.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

165 It wears a bra. Isn't that enough?!?!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)
______________

So does Michael Moore. Is he going to be a Hooters waitress too?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara Garbage-American at October 31, 2024 03:52 PM (YqDXo)

166 And "pecker" is Brit slang for "chin."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

That's right. Had forgotten about that one.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2024 03:50 PM (v6JzV)
---
Now, you're just trying to get people from this blog beat up next time they visit England.

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2024 03:52 PM (RS6K6)

167 You know who else came out of Scotland?

Posted by: Garbage at October 31, 2024 03:52 PM (gKWVE)

168 Wait! Its Scotland... where the Men ALREADY wear dresses!

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2024 03:52 PM (QAkQ3)

169 Dude is very confused

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2024 03:52 PM (fwDg9)

170 Steven Seagal is currently married to someone named Erdenetuya Batsukh. Apparently she is Mongolian.

I hear she has a hell of a beef recipe

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2024 03:52 PM (oZhjI)

171 159 Dude could be a young Meatloaf lookalike
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2024 03:51 PM (fwDg9)
___________________________

Damn...GOOD CALL!!! I was picking up a familiarity but couldn't place it. Meatloaf.

Posted by: Orson at October 31, 2024 03:52 PM (dIske)

172 You can not force me to entertain your fringe obsession. It's as if I am being forced into historically re enacting the civil war or something. Next you'll want me to address you in Klingon or something. I will not pretend. If you can't handle my nonparticipation in your fantasy world too bad. Get. Help.

Posted by: To the freaks at October 31, 2024 03:53 PM (+iuw/)

173 If that dude is in any restaurant I walk into, I'll walk out.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2024 03:53 PM (W/lyH)

174 Am I the only person on the planet who hates wings? Too much work for too little payoff.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2024 03:53 PM (v6JzV)

175 Is Segal still married to that hottie from the 80s?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2024 03:51 PM (v6JzV)



They divorced YEARS ago as she claimed he abused her and locked her in closets n' shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

176 Is Segal still married to that hottie from the 80s?

Kelly Lebrock. No, and she is no longer a hotty. She and Segal seem to be competing in the weight gain combined with bad plastic surgery category.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 31, 2024 03:53 PM (xCA6C)

177 The guy telegraphed his punch, well, cordless hole puncher. But, it'll be a complete mystery when mentally ill guy goes on a rampage and kills a bunch of people.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 31, 2024 03:53 PM (tT6L1)

178 Ya know who looked "good" as a woman?

Flip Wilson:

tinyurl.com/GeraldineBurtReynoldsTimConway

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at October 31, 2024 03:53 PM (SRRAx)

179
So does Michael Moore. Is he going to be a Hooters waitress too?


That fat f*ck would eat half your wings before they got to your table

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2024 03:53 PM (oZhjI)

180 Speaking of Scotland, great Billy Connolly documentary on streaming now.

What a talent.

Posted by: Sifty at October 31, 2024 03:53 PM (xNAg2)

181 I thought Hooters, as part of its hiring process, had a sign outside of the manager's door instructing candidates to interlock their fingers behind their head and extend their elbows forward. If their elbows touched the door, they were not eligible.

Posted by: Bitter, Deplorable Unknown Garbage Under Pressure at October 31, 2024 03:53 PM (rHxhM)

182 I saw Demigender Male open for The Human League and Alphaville at the Trocadero in June '87!

Posted by: I Stand with No One at October 31, 2024 03:53 PM (1tjz1)

183 I wonder about his parents.. in these cases I always do…

Posted by: tubal at October 31, 2024 03:53 PM (PCK5/)

184 I once stopped in that Hooters. The ladies are average. I was in one on a golf outing to Ocean City and the girls were gorgeous.
Either way the above critter should be taken out and flogged until it's manhood is rediscovered.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 31, 2024 03:53 PM (aRslG)

185 Previous thread had a discussion of MIA commenters. Some banned, others missing. Some on hiatus.

I've been wondering what happened to a poster who used to post 'compliance' links on the ONT, among other places - I think went as KD the Bear or something like that.

Any thoughts?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2024 03:54 PM (QGaXH)

186 24 With a face like that, he could become governor of Michigan.
Posted by: spindrift at October 31, 2024 03:37 PM (OguvZ)


Probably got the forearms to match too! I know who opens the jar of pickles in that family.

Posted by: haffhowershower: deplorable clinger MAGAt garbage fascist boil at October 31, 2024 03:54 PM (NMT5x)

187 The devil made me do it!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 31, 2024 03:54 PM (hovnC)

188
So does Michael Moore. Is he going to be a Hooters waitress too?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara Garbage-American at October 31, 2024 03:52 PM (YqDXo)



Only when filming his next documentary where he goes undercover to learn the secrets of sexual harassment in the workplace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

189 It's shit to be Scottish!
-- A Discerning Junkie Who Once Dove into The Worst Toilet in Glasgow to Retrieve an Opium Suppository

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 31, 2024 03:54 PM (wBaIH)

190 I'd say let him work there.
After he agrees to a facial tattoo by a blind tattoo artist.

Posted by: Zek at October 31, 2024 03:54 PM (iPql3)

191 1.2M views of Vance/Rogan. Not even 3 hours old.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 31, 2024 03:54 PM (KbCG3)

192 Am I the only person on the planet who hates wings? Too much work for too little payoff.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2024 03:53 PM (v6JzV)

No, you're not. Not enough meat, too much bone.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2024 03:54 PM (VNX3d)

193 174 Am I the only person on the planet who hates wings? Too much work for too little payoff.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2024 03:53 PM (v6JzV)

Over-rated

Posted by: Spokesman for the Penguin at October 31, 2024 03:54 PM (dIske)

194 Bro's got a chin like a tank's front armor. All I can think is "flank him and hit him from the side, where he's more vulnerable."

I'd say attack from the rear, but...nah, brah.

Posted by: RedRumMindBlueState at October 31, 2024 03:54 PM (Wnv9h)

195 I just checked. There's apparently no Hooters in SF.

Go figure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara Garbage-American at October 31, 2024 03:54 PM (YqDXo)

196 No, you're not. Not enough meat, too much bone.

I disagree - you can never get too much bone

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 31, 2024 03:55 PM (oZhjI)

197 "Rachael Hamilton, deputy leader of the Scottish Conservatives, said the Government was wasting time and taxpayers' money on 'fringe obsessions' by classifying so many different genders."

Nailed it. Not to mention wasting the taxpayers' time as well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2024 03:55 PM (J2vNu)

198 >>> 185 Previous thread had a discussion of MIA commenters. Some banned, others missing. Some on hiatus.

I've been wondering what happened to a poster who used to post 'compliance' links on the ONT, among other places - I think went as KD the Bear or something like that.

Any thoughts?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2024 03:54 PM (QGaXH)

I think you have the name right, and I haven't seen that one for a while.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 03:55 PM (Kr0mW)

199 "I just checked. There's apparently no Hooters in SF.

Go figure."

I believe they call it "Tuckers."

Posted by: Zek at October 31, 2024 03:55 PM (iPql3)

200 What, no picture in it's Hooters uniform?

Posted by: fd at October 31, 2024 03:55 PM (vFG9F)

201 Doesn't New York have an NFL team that critter could try out for?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2024 03:55 PM (Sq5ev)

202 Am I the only person on the planet who hates wings? Too much work for too little payoff.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

You're not the only person.

Posted by: Tuna at October 31, 2024 03:55 PM (oaGWv)

203 Probably got the forearms to match too! I know who opens the jar of pickles in that family.
-------
Him, using his anus??

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 31, 2024 03:55 PM (hovnC)

204 No, you're not. Not enough meat, too much bone.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2024 03:54 PM (VNX3d)
______________

Ann Coulter syndrome.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara Garbage-American at October 31, 2024 03:55 PM (YqDXo)

205 189 It's shit to be Scottish!
-- A Discerning Junkie Who Once Dove into The Worst Toilet in Glasgow to Retrieve an Opium Suppository
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 31, 2024 03:54 PM (wBaIH)


William S. Burroughs?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 31, 2024 03:55 PM (PiwSw)

206 It's almost like he's about to sing "like a bat out of hell!!!".

Posted by: dantesed at October 31, 2024 03:55 PM (Oy/m2)

207 Behold the slippery slope:

1. we just want to marry each other. Leave us alone!

2. we just want you to bake our wedding cake!

3. we just want to outlaw you for disagreeing with us!

4. we just want to share the same bathrooms as your daughters!

5. we just want to replace your hooters babes with fat men wearing wigs!

Posted by: Shenanigans at October 31, 2024 03:55 PM (pZ0Mr)

208 I preferred Raisins in my youth.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 31, 2024 03:43 PM (GBKbO)

Do not start with the Raisin denigration.

Did you all not learn your lesson last night.

Posted by: Big Raisin at October 31, 2024 03:55 PM (pY+ea)

209 201 Doesn't New York have an NFL team that critter could try out for?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2024 03:55 PM (Sq5ev)

======

Well, they certainly don't have a baseball team anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 31, 2024 03:55 PM (GBKbO)

210 132 New holy scripture discovered!

Not Parody: Harvard chapel hosts event called "Reading Taylor Swift as a Sacred Text"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at October 31, 2024 03:49 PM (L/fGl)

Uh... Christianity is all about choosing the Right Man, Jesus...

Swift's songs are mostly about choosing the WRONG Man...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2024 03:56 PM (QAkQ3)

211 I just checked. There's apparently no Hooters in SF.

Go figure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara Garbage-American at October 31, 2024 03:54 PM (YqDXo)



They have Tallywackers.

Dallas homotown area actually had one of those.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

212 202 Am I the only person on the planet who hates wings? Too much work for too little payoff.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

You're not the only person.
Posted by: Tuna at October 31, 2024 03:55 PM (oaGWv)


Crab legs have entered the chat.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 31, 2024 03:56 PM (PiwSw)

213 "Ya know who looked "good" as a woman?"
--
David Duchovney in Twin Peaks as Agent Denise. Dude had some nice gams.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 31, 2024 03:56 PM (xPJvm)

214 So, have any of you ever been so stoned, so drunk, so horny, so locked away in jail.... that THIS became an option?

Posted by: Stateless at October 31, 2024 03:56 PM (jvJvP)

215 Is Segal still married to that hottie from the 80s?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
......

I'm pretty sure he's married to a refrigerator.

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2024 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

216 Eh, Hooters used to be circa 85 or so the place to get "buffalo chicken wings" and beer in the south.

And the pretty girls in belly shirts and short shorts was a nice bonus.

Buuuuut, they changed their recipe and/or you could get better wings elsewhere.

Now, it looks like they also lost the recipe for pretty girls....ooof.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2024 03:56 PM (eDfFs)

217 "Not enough meat, too much bone.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf "

Not a problem.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 31, 2024 03:56 PM (vFG9F)

218 Very clever use of transitioning. "They wouldn't date me, so *muhahahaha* I'll become a Hooters girl myself!"

Posted by: A Leprechaun at October 31, 2024 03:56 PM (LPS7w)

219 I'm not a big fan of messy food. If it's messy there shouldn't be a lot of work for little payoff.

Wings are in this category.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 31, 2024 03:56 PM (tT6L1)

220 >>> 201 Doesn't New York have an NFL team that critter could try out for?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2024 03:55 PM (Sq5ev)

It wants to be a cheerleader.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 03:56 PM (Kr0mW)

221 "5. we just want to replace your hooters babes with fat men wearing wigs!"

6. And you must find this sexually attractive.

Posted by: Zek at October 31, 2024 03:56 PM (iPql3)

222 A lot of these New and Improved Women sure seem to hate the, you know, actual women.

---------------

Who have previously turned them down.

Posted by: Decaf at October 31, 2024 03:56 PM (unUNN)

223 Remember this guy? Steven Seagal reveals shocking appearance in pro-Russia documentary

https://mol.im/a/14011109
Posted by: Ciampino - BELFRY is where I keep all my BAT files

Sad news from Russia.

Crumbs, the world's fattest cat, has sadly died

New York Post@nypost
World’s fattest cat, ‘Crumbs,’ dies weeks after going to a feline fat camp
. . . .
He had been rescued from a Russian hospital where the people were feeding him a fairly unhealthy diet. He then got stuck in a shoe rack trying to escape fat camp.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at October 31, 2024 03:57 PM (L/fGl)

224 196 No, you're not. Not enough meat, too much bone.

I disagree - you can never get too much bone

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 31, 2024 03:55 PM (oZhjI)
_____________

Preach it, sister!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at October 31, 2024 03:57 PM (YqDXo)

225 Seagal vs. Reese Witherspoon. Space Ice.

https://tinyurl.com/4v2vn5by

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 31, 2024 03:57 PM (Dm8we)

226 Dude could be a young Meatloaf lookalike
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2024 03:51 PM


But I won't do that!

- Every sane man

Posted by: RedRumMindBlueState at October 31, 2024 03:57 PM (Wnv9h)

227 You know who else came out of Scotland?
Posted by: Garbage at October 31, 2024


***
Sean Connery?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2024 03:57 PM (J2vNu)

228 So, have any of you ever been so stoned, so drunk, so horny, so locked away in jail.... that THIS became an option?
Posted by: Stateless at October 31, 2024 03:56 PM (jvJvP)
---------------

I think you got it wrong: One should be locked away in a jail if this was ever an option.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 31, 2024 03:57 PM (tT6L1)

229
Swift's songs are mostly about choosing the WRONG Man...


I wonder when Swift's Entertainment industry contacts will tell her she has to switch teams to continue to stay a pop tartlet.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2024 03:57 PM (oZhjI)

230 I remember the fine upstanding, peaceful people of Boston burned down a Hooters a few years back.

But gotta watch out for those baptist ministers in Jesusland stopping the kids from dancing...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2024 03:45 PM (oZhjI)
***

Some years ago when Hooters was here in the NW, the U of Washington golf team was invited to the Hooters US Invitational Collegiate Golf Tournament. The Athletic Director would not let them attend.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2024 03:57 PM (W/lyH)

231 Everybody's got their own truth.

Mine is: that's a MAN, baby!

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2024 03:57 PM (RS6K6)

232
Well, they certainly don't have a baseball team anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 31, 2024 03:55 PM (GBKbO)



Happiness is:

The Yankmees coming out in a must win game 5 and going full Amber Heard

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

233 Remember this guy? Steven Seagal reveals shocking appearance in pro-Russia documentary

https://mol.im/a/14011109

HE should apply for a job at Hooters. In for a penny, in for a pound.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 31, 2024 03:50 PM (xCA6C)

-------------------

In Putin's Russia, fast-food restaurants drive-thru and stocked grocery shelves find YOU!

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws YOU Out! at October 31, 2024 03:57 PM (pY2b9)

234 207
5. we just want to replace your hooters babes with fat men wearing wigs!
Posted by: Shenanigans
.......

NOW it's getting serious.

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2024 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

235 Wings, crab legs, bone in ribs… lots of meat is not a lot of bang for the buck…

Posted by: tubal at October 31, 2024 03:58 PM (PCK5/)

236 232
Well, they certainly don't have a baseball team anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 31, 2024 03:55 PM (GBKbO)


Happiness is:

The Yankmees coming out in a must win game 5 and going full Amber Heard
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

Sadness is:

The Dodgers benefiting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 31, 2024 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

237 No, you're not. Not enough meat, too much bone.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

"She don't eat meat but she sho like da bone"

Posted by: Miklos quotes Cowboy Mouth at October 31, 2024 03:58 PM (FRB3p)

238 Wings with a side of penis? No thank you.

Have not been to a Hooters in a long time. I usually got take out because I found the junior-varsity strippers atmosphere a bit embarrassing. I'm kinda old-fashioned. Or can be anyway. Going to one with a tranny would just be gross.

I did like their wings with the hottest sauce though.

Posted by: That's Not Blue Cheese Dressing at October 31, 2024 03:58 PM (2+SeL)

239 Oh, and the best episodes of Jerry Springer were trannies telling guys they were born male.

Black men never took that well....

Posted by: Stateless at October 31, 2024 03:58 PM (jvJvP)

240 You know who else came out of Scotland?
Posted by: Garbage at October 31, 2024
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Robert Owen?

Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2024 03:58 PM (RS6K6)

241 The Federalist has been posting a series of investigations on the Harris campaign that are mind-blowing, focusing on their censorship of opposing ideas, attempted manipulations of TwitterX and soliciting foreign donations in direct violation of the law, including setting up an electronic way to accept that money.

Posted by: Huck Follywood


I think it is very unfair to denigrate her donors in that way. Mary Johnson, 83, from Truth or Consequences, New Mexico certainly did donate $238,000 in $40 increments, seven times daily for multiple years.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 31, 2024 03:58 PM (lTGtQ)

242 You know who else came out of Scotland?
Posted by: Garbage at October 31, 2024

Not me. I went TO Scotland.
-- Zombie Rudolf Hess

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2024 03:58 PM (v6JzV)

243 Having a bad throw back shag haircut does not make you a woman.

It makes you a fashion “Don’t.”

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 31, 2024 03:58 PM (fpVC1)

244 195 I just checked. There's apparently no Hooters in SF.

Go figure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara Garbage-American at October 31, 2024 03:54 PM


Pure demographics.

There are several Chest Feeders restaurants in SF.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 31, 2024 03:58 PM (HlyYF)

245 Sadness is:

The Dodgers benefiting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 31, 2024 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

Exactly... Being near SF My Dad hated the LA Dodgers

Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2024 03:59 PM (IyPmt)

246 >>> 232
Well, they certainly don't have a baseball team anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 31, 2024 03:55 PM (GBKbO)


Happiness is:

The Yankmees coming out in a must win game 5 and going full Amber Heard
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

You two are ruining tomorrow's Art Thread.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 03:59 PM (Kr0mW)

247 Am I the only person on the planet who hates wings? Too much work for too little payoff.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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I like wings and hooters but not at Hooters. Also if served by someone with a kickstand poking outta his shorty-shorts, not interested.

Posted by: scampydog at October 31, 2024 03:59 PM (2bFN5)

248 Gretchen Whitmer Fan Club President.

Posted by: Sifty at October 31, 2024 03:59 PM (xNAg2)

249 Wings with a side of penis? No thank you.

Out: Would you like a side of sour cream with your wings?

In: Would you like a side of [] with your wings?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2024 03:59 PM (oZhjI)

250 I just checked. There's apparently no Hooters in SF.

Go figure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara Garbage-American at October 31, 2024 03:54 PM (YqDXo)


The women still wear short skirts, makes it easier to scratch their nuts

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 31, 2024 03:59 PM (NtVYv)

251 I wish they actually believed that. Maybe then they would tone down this shit.

Say something positive about MAGA and you'll get fired, maybe assaulted or arrested.

But by leftist cow-workers endlessly go on about whatever shit the left has pushed into their brains and...they have no fear.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2024 03:43 PM

--

I have worked for several employers that were very clear in prohibiting partisan political advocacy in ANY public forum. And without exception, the only violators were to port, not starboard, and there were more than a few, and the consequences were zero.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 31, 2024 03:59 PM (Sa3se)

252 So, have any of you ever been so stoned, so drunk, so horny, so locked away in jail.... that THIS became an option?
Posted by: Stateless at October 31, 2024 03:56 PM (jvJvP)


Chemicals cannot make that an option.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2024 03:59 PM (W/lyH)

253 Hard times make strong men

Strong men make easy times

easy times make.... that.

That makes hard times

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 31, 2024 03:59 PM (B9Prs)

254 198 >>> 185 Previous thread had a discussion of MIA commenters. Some banned, others missing. Some on hiatus.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2024 03:54 PM (QGaXH)

I think you have the name right, and I haven't seen that one for a while.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 03:55 PM (Kr0mW)

This getting older is a pain. It literally took about three days for the name to pop back into my head....

As I recall the links went to a twitter/X account..

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2024 03:59 PM (QGaXH)

255 Crab legs have entered the chat.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper


At least with crab legs you get to use a hammer and vice at the table

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 31, 2024 04:00 PM (hB7mE)

256 I've been wondering what happened to a poster who used to post 'compliance' links on the ONT, among other places - I think went as KD the Bear or something like that.

Any thoughts?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2024
*
I think you have the name right, and I haven't seen that one for a while.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024


***
I think it was KBDaBear.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2024 04:00 PM (J2vNu)

257 Seagal vs. Reese Witherspoon. Space Ice.

She's tiny (5'1"). She's also now 48. She's come a long way from Legally Blond.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 31, 2024 04:00 PM (xCA6C)

258 "Hooters has since hit back at the claims, saying that Livingston had been told not to return to the establishment over alleged offensive behavior.

Their lawyers said that Livingston allegedly made sexually explicit comments to servers on multiple occasions prior to her transitioning."

This is at the heart of all of these left social re-programming ideas - tranny "rights", defund the police, erase borders, etc. You can see the obvious abuse that will result from any of these actions, but we're somehow supposed to not say it out loud. Letting a man in a wig use the women's restroom may make him feel validated, but the obvious conclusion is that for every validation there are dozens, if not hundreds of men, who abuse this sentiment to ogle, harass, and even rape women.

This "gentleman" got bounced out of a hooters for being a pig. Had the grand idea of transitioning and the first thing he does is apply for a job, knowing he couldn't possibly get it. Then, when he doesn't get the job he sues. Half the country will now tell you, to your face, that he is justified in suing. When you bring up the basic, obvious vengeance motive you are now a hated pariah.

Posted by: Croaker at October 31, 2024 04:01 PM (+BcZI)

259 You know who else came out of Scotland?
Posted by: Garbage at October 31, 2024


Rudolf Hess?

Posted by: RedRumMindBlueState at October 31, 2024 04:01 PM (Wnv9h)

260 He had been rescued from a Russian hospital where the people were feeding him a fairly unhealthy diet. He then got stuck in a shoe rack trying to escape fat camp.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at October 31, 2024 03:57 PM (L/fGl)

***

That’s the cover story. What really happened is Putin had him whacked because he was caught embezzling soldiers’ rations of beluga caviar from his position in the Ministry of Defense.

Rest in power, Crumbs. 😞✊

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at October 31, 2024 04:01 PM (FC8SQ)

261 >>> 251 I wish they actually believed that. Maybe then they would tone down this shit.

Say something positive about MAGA and you'll get fired, maybe assaulted or arrested.

But by leftist cow-workers endlessly go on about whatever shit the left has pushed into their brains and...they have no fear.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2024 03:43 PM

--

I have worked for several employers that were very clear in prohibiting partisan political advocacy in ANY public forum. And without exception, the only violators were to port, not starboard, and there were more than a few, and the consequences were zero.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 31, 2024 03:59 PM (Sa3se)

Yep. That's going to work until it doesn't, and there are a shitload of class-action lawsuits against the CEO and boards who allowed HR to do that.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 04:01 PM (Kr0mW)

262 NASDAQ down over 500 today. Dow down 378 . Not a good day

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 31, 2024 04:01 PM (aRslG)

263 Witherspoon was good in Walk the Line

Posted by: tubal at October 31, 2024 04:01 PM (PCK5/)

264 "I serve hot wings and Vienna Sausages. And I'm all out of wings." - that

Posted by: Sifty at October 31, 2024 04:01 PM (xNAg2)

265
Sadness is:

The Dodgers benefiting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 31, 2024 03:58 PM (GBKbO)



Your point is valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

266 I think it was KBDaBear.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2024 04:00 PM (J2vNu)

Ha! The ol' "I think."

You know it was him and you miss him like I do!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 31, 2024 04:01 PM (KbCG3)

267 244 195 I just checked. There's apparently no Hooters in SF.

Go figure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara Garbage-American at October 31, 2024 03:54 PM

Pure demographics.

There are several Chest Feeders restaurants in SF.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 31, 2024 03:58 PM (HlyYF)
----
There was one that had just opened near Fisherman's Wharf in 2001 or thereabouts. I guess it didn't survive in that climate.

Posted by: A Leprechaun at October 31, 2024 04:02 PM (LPS7w)

268 I read an interesting theory recently as to why trannies are violent. Men tend to be aggressive, but less emotional. Women tend to be emotional, but less aggressive. Pump a woman full of testosterone or a man full of estrogen and get the worst of both.

Posted by: Hamas Guy at October 31, 2024 04:02 PM (2UnvF)

269 One thing was disconcerting when we voted: the number of far down-ballot judgeships in which Ds were running unopposed. This is NC.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 31, 2024 04:02 PM (1bNHn)

270 KBDaBear's twitter postings seem to end in 2021

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2024 04:02 PM (oZhjI)

271 203 Probably got the forearms to match too! I know who opens the jar of pickles in that family.
-------
Him, using his anus??
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 31, 2024 03:55 PM (hovnC)


*shudder*

I was talking about Wretched Whitmer. That pic of the Doritos communion...she been eatin' her spinach. She's got cankles of the wrist.

Posted by: haffhowershower: deplorable clinger MAGAt garbage fascist boil at October 31, 2024 04:02 PM (NMT5x)

272 Off sock

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 31, 2024 04:02 PM (2UnvF)

273 Career aspirations of working for Hooters…. Aim high! Theres also Twin Peaks

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 31, 2024 04:02 PM (WdMlw)

274 Doesn't New York have an NFL team that critter could try out for?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2024 03:55 PM (Sq5ev)

-----------------

In a parallel universe somewhere, Michael Obama broke all of Lawrence Taylor's NFL defensive records.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws YOU Out! at October 31, 2024 04:02 PM (E2m7H)

275 Exactly... Being near SF My Dad hated the LA Dodgers

Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2024 03:59 PM (IyPmt)
_______________

That was me, growing up in SF. Now I hate the Dodgers AND the Giants.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at October 31, 2024 04:03 PM (YqDXo)

276 >>> 268 I read an interesting theory recently as to why trannies are violent. Men tend to be aggressive, but less emotional. Women tend to be emotional, but less aggressive. Pump a woman full of testosterone or a man full of estrogen and get the worst of both.
Posted by: Hamas Guy at October 31, 2024 04:02 PM (2UnvF)

Why, it's almost like men and women are different, and are not built to process each other's hormones.

Almost.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 04:03 PM (Kr0mW)

277 sock off

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2024 04:03 PM (YqDXo)

278 You know who else came out of Scotland?
Posted by: Garbage at October 31, 2024


***
Arthur Conan Doyle and Alexander Graham Bell?

I think David Buick did too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2024 04:03 PM (J2vNu)

279 Come to think about it, the guy at the top might fit in better at Der Weinerschnitzel.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2024 04:03 PM (VNX3d)

280 275 That was me, growing up in SF. Now I hate the Dodgers AND the Giants.
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at October 31, 2024 04:03 PM (YqDXo)

=====

Yeah, but what about the Sacramento A's?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 31, 2024 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

281 There was one that had just opened near Fisherman's Wharf in 2001 or thereabouts. I guess it didn't survive in that climate.

Posted by: A Leprechaun


I saw a video several weeks ago, and apparently all of Fisherman's Wharf is shut down. Some booming economy.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 31, 2024 04:04 PM (lTGtQ)

282 Hooters was already sued by a man who wanted to be a waiter there. They won the lawsuit by pointing out they were a sexually oriented business, and got to determine which sex they were trying to appeal to. In TX sexually oriented businesses, topless bars etc have a dull grey color for their buildings - which all Hooters in the state have.

Hooters will likely win this lawsuit on the same basis, as I doubt the courts will force them to cater to the LGBETC clientele.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 31, 2024 04:04 PM (Da7Vv)

283 KBDaBear's twitter postings seem to end in 2021
Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2024 04:02 PM (oZhjI)



*channels AltonJackson*

Another grim milestone for the Biden Administration.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

284 Yeah, but what about the Sacramento A's?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 31, 2024 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

Traitors

Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2024 04:04 PM (IyPmt)

285 Why are trannies always so f*cking angry looking?

They are worshiped by society...their perversions and psychoses are celebrated.

What's bad in their lives?

I just can't put my finger on it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 31, 2024 04:04 PM (d9fT1)

286 sock off
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Yer learning, kid

Posted by: Mr. Miyagi at October 31, 2024 04:04 PM (FRB3p)

287 >>In a parallel universe somewhere, Michael Obama broke all of Lawrence Taylor's NFL defensive records.


In that same Universe, Lawrence Taylor broke Barack Obama's rectum.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2024 04:04 PM (z/jjr)

288 Am I the only person on the planet who hates wings? Too much work for too little payoff.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I get this. It's how I fill about crawfish. Hassle, little reward, messy as hell. So even though I like them, I rarely eat them.

The difference with wings is that there is more payoff, and that damn buffalo sauce. Maybe I'm dumb for liking it so much. But it's my ranch.

Posted by: That's Not Blue Cheese Dressing at October 31, 2024 04:04 PM (2+SeL)

289 278 You know who else came out of Scotland?
Posted by: Garbage at October 31, 2024

***
Arthur Conan Doyle and Alexander Graham Bell?

I think David Buick did too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2024 04:03 PM (J2vNu)

Groundskeeper Willie...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2024 04:05 PM (QAkQ3)

290 I was hoping both the Dodgers and Yankees could lose… as the Dodgers pulled ahead in the series I found myself pulling for the Yankees which is a first time ever event…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 31, 2024 04:05 PM (WdMlw)

291 >>> 285 Why are trannies always so f*cking angry looking?

They are worshiped by society...their perversions and psychoses are celebrated.

What's bad in their lives?

I just can't put my finger on it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 31, 2024 04:04 PM (d9fT1)

You don't *want* to touch what's bad in their lives, no one does.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 04:05 PM (Kr0mW)

292 If you are not an attractive man, you will not be able to cosplay as an attractive woman.



Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2024 03:43 PM (pZEOD)

Even if that critter were a 100% genuine XX woman with a functioning set of ovaries, she'd still be uglier than a can of crushed assholes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2024 04:05 PM (Sq5ev)

293
I just can't put my finger on it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 31, 2024 04:04 PM (d9fT1)



Put your finger IN it and you'll win!

Posted by: Brandy Livingston at October 31, 2024 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

294 I read an interesting theory recently as to why trannies are violent. Men tend to be aggressive, but less emotional. Women tend to be emotional, but less aggressive. Pump a woman full of testosterone or a man full of estrogen and get the worst of both.

Had a female friend talking about some of her frenemies that were being bitchy too her and she asked me if guys have friends like that. I said I couldn't really remember having any. She asked why and I opined well guys that act like that get punched in the face early and learn not to do it.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2024 04:06 PM (oZhjI)

295 You know who else came out of Scotland?
Posted by: Garbage at October 31, 2024

***
Arthur Conan Doyle and Alexander Graham Bell?

I think David Buick did too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Andrew Carnegie FTW!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2024 04:06 PM (v6JzV)

296 One thing was disconcerting when we voted: the number of far down-ballot judgeships in which Ds were running unopposed. This is NC.
Posted by: Eeyore
----------
Same in MN. I voted against all Walz appointees but there are many additional running unopposed.

Posted by: scampydog at October 31, 2024 04:06 PM (2bFN5)

297 266 I think it was KBDaBear.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2024 04:00 PM (J2vNu)

Ha! The ol' "I think."

You know it was him and you miss him like I do!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 31, 2024 04:01 PM (KbCG3)

What happened to him? Just disappeared? Like old Soviet Union? Or did the ban hammer get him too?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2024 04:06 PM (QGaXH)

298 284 Yeah, but what about the Sacramento A's?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 31, 2024 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

Traitors
Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2024 04:04 PM (IyPmt)

======

Sic Semper Tyrannus.

Oakland's government was tyrannical.

Therefore, the A's are morally compelled to be treasonous to Oakland.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 31, 2024 04:06 PM (GBKbO)

299 Am I the only person on the planet who hates wings? Too much work for too little payoff.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


I will eat them occasionally, but most of the hotter ones just taste like they threw spices on them after the fact. Hot dust does not make a favorable impression.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 31, 2024 04:06 PM (lTGtQ)

300 Letting a man in a wig use the women's restroom may make him feel validated
_________________

Because I care so deeply about his feeling "validated." Kinda like a parking lot chit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2024 04:06 PM (YqDXo)

301 I read an interesting theory recently as to why trannies are violent. Men tend to be aggressive, but less emotional. Women tend to be emotional, but less aggressive. Pump a woman full of testosterone or a man full of estrogen and get the worst of both.
Posted by: Hamas Guy at October 31, 2024 04:02 PM (2UnvF)

Knew someone who went tranny. He was a violent lunatic long, long before he “came out.”

I think mental illness like trannyism tends to attract the mentally ill.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at October 31, 2024 04:07 PM (FC8SQ)

302
I saw a video several weeks ago, and apparently all of Fisherman's Wharf is shut down. Some booming economy.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 31, 2024 04:04 PM (lTGtQ)



It's now Shittingman's Whiff.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

303 You know who else came out of Scotland?
Posted by: Garbage at October 31, 2024

***
Arthur Conan Doyle and Alexander Graham Bell?

I think David Buick did too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2024 04:03 PM (J2vNu)

Groundskeeper Willie...
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2024 04:05 PM


Fat Bastard?

Rod Stewart?

Posted by: RedRumMindBlueState at October 31, 2024 04:07 PM (Wnv9h)

304 I wonder how big the banned list, over time, would be?

Posted by: tubal at October 31, 2024 04:07 PM (PCK5/)

305 Why are trannies always so f*cking angry looking?

The one thing they are obsessed with they can never actually have.

They are like the mirror image of Buddhist monks...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2024 04:07 PM (oZhjI)

306 164
In for a penny, in for a cubic ton.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)
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That sounds suspiciously like Math.

Posted by: Ciampino - ton x ton x ton at October 31, 2024 04:07 PM (i0xsb)

307 >>> 300 Letting a man in a wig use the women's restroom may make him feel validated
_________________

Because I care so deeply about his feeling "validated." Kinda like a parking lot chit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2024 04:06 PM (YqDXo)

So how do we 'validate' that dude who thinks he's Napoleon?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 04:07 PM (Kr0mW)

308 sexually oriented businesses, topless bars etc have a dull grey color for their buildings - which all Hooters in the state have.

AOSHQ is a sexually oriented business?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 31, 2024 04:07 PM (i2iTx)

309 He had been rescued from a Russian hospital where the people were feeding him a fairly unhealthy diet. He then got stuck in a shoe rack trying to escape fat camp.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at October 31, 2024 03:57 PM (L/fGl)


It takes a heart of stone . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2024 04:07 PM (D7oie)

310 212 202 Am I the only person on the planet who hates wings? Too much work for too little payoff.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

You're not the only person.
Posted by: Tuna at October 31, 2024 03:55 PM (oaGWv)

Crab legs have entered the chat.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 31, 2024 03:56 PM (PiwSw)

Ahem.

Posted by: The Lobster at October 31, 2024 04:07 PM (pLMHE)

311 Sort of Willowed:

Beau was an avid protector of children and went after any and all child predators as DA in Delaware.

Considering who is father is (see Ashley's Diary) it is pretty easy to understand why he may have taken that course.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 31, 2024 04:07 PM (Da7Vv)

312 >>Am I the only person on the planet who hates wings?


No. I don't hate them...but, I don't eat them.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2024 04:07 PM (z/jjr)

313 Arthur Conan Doyle and Alexander Graham Bell?

I think David Buick did too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Andrew Carnegie FTW!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2024 04:06 PM (v6JzV)


Colin Hay ( before he moved to Australia )

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 31, 2024 04:08 PM (PiwSw)

314 312 >>Am I the only person on the planet who hates wings?


No. I don't hate them...but, I don't eat them.
Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2024 04:07 PM (z/jjr)

=======

I deny them the purity of my essence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 31, 2024 04:08 PM (GBKbO)

315 ----
That sounds suspiciously like Math.

Posted by: Ciampino - ton x ton x ton at October 31, 2024 04:07 PM (i0xsb)



Not when you see what Segal looks like now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

316 Or did the ban hammer get him too?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2024 04:06 PM (QGaXH)

Nope. He was very good about his links...nothing too risky to Ace's sterling reputation.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 31, 2024 04:08 PM (d9fT1)

317 Where are these "Dodgers" of which you speak? I could use some more since the Artful aged out of my gang.

Posted by: Fagin at October 31, 2024 04:08 PM (v6JzV)

318 I wear my SF ballcap every day. Mostly because of my latest skin cancer divot. People stare at it and ask: "Who hit you with a hammer?"

Posted by: wth at October 31, 2024 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

319 I hate wings with the intensity of a thousand suns. No, wait, that's George W. Bush.

Posted by: Jonathan Chait at October 31, 2024 04:08 PM (PiwSw)

320 >>> 304 I wonder how big the banned list, over time, would be?
Posted by: tubal at October 31, 2024 04:07 PM (PCK5/)

No clue, but I suspect the Flounced list is much larger.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 04:09 PM (Kr0mW)

321 The A’s could embrace their origins, go back to their founding city, another modern day shithole, and once again be the Philadelphia Athletics… Connie Mack would approve

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 31, 2024 04:09 PM (WdMlw)

322 I believe as a national chain, Hooters is on the verge of going bankrupt already.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2024 04:09 PM (a1415)

323 Actually I don't know that even attractive people look good after going trans.

Ellen Page was, uh, underdeveloped, as a woman but she had a pretty face. As a guy she looks like a freak.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2024 03:48 PM (oZhjI)

Ellen Page went from a less attractive Christina Ricci to a less attractive McLovin.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at

I agree with this, but it lowers the odds even more when not attractive. And the sad thing is the majority of people who “transition” were higher on the attractive scale for their biological gender.

Setting aside this discussion on crazy people, being traditionally attractive is not the be all and end all for normal humans. At least it shouldn’t be.

Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2024 04:09 PM (pZEOD)

324 >>I believe as a national chain, Hooters is on the verge of going bankrupt already.


They are the Bed Bath and Beyond of Applebee's.

Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2024 04:09 PM (z/jjr)

325 I believe as a national chain, Hooters is on the verge of going bankrupt already.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2024 04:09 PM (a1415)



They closed underperforming stores because of a Biden/Harris economy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

326 321 The A’s could embrace their origins, go back to their founding city, another modern day shithole, and once again be the Philadelphia Athletics… Connie Mack would approve
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 31, 2024 04:09 PM (WdMlw)

=====

There's a solid chance that Las Vegas is a transitory place, not meant to be a home for the A's for more than a decade.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 31, 2024 04:10 PM (GBKbO)

327 >>> 322 I believe as a national chain, Hooters is on the verge of going bankrupt already.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2024 04:09 PM (a1415)

Hmm. Odds this dude is being paid by Twin Peaks or The Tilted Kilt?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 04:10 PM (Kr0mW)

328 Ahem.

Posted by: The Lobster


When the pilgrims first landed, they were ecstatic to discover that lobster were plentiful and easy to catch. They offered to share their bounty with the indians, and Squanto translated their answer:

No, thank you. We know what lobsters eat.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 31, 2024 04:10 PM (lTGtQ)

329 That persyn makes an East German female weightlifter look attractive.

Clymer's lost sibling?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2024 04:10 PM (ENyf3)

330 312 >>Am I the only person on the planet who hates wings?


No. I don't hate them...but, I don't eat them.
Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2024 04:07 PM (z/jjr)

Ditto.

Steamed Brussels Sprouts, on the other hand...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2024 04:10 PM (QGaXH)

331 So how do we 'validate' that dude who thinks he's Napoleon?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket


That guy's a freak.

Posted by: Teddy Brewster at October 31, 2024 04:10 PM (v6JzV)

332 I saw a video several weeks ago, and apparently all of Fisherman's Wharf is shut down. Some booming economy.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 31, 2024 04:04 PM (lTGtQ)
_______________

I haven't been to SF in years, but I would guess that Fisherman's Wharf is now vagrant HQ. Much like Union Square, where I used to go clothes shopping.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2024 04:10 PM (YqDXo)

333 323
Setting aside this discussion on crazy people, being traditionally attractive is not the be all and end all for normal humans. At least it shouldn’t be.
Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2024 04:09 PM (pZEOD)

Thanks.. you get me, you really get me.

Posted by: tubal at October 31, 2024 04:10 PM (PCK5/)

334 That dudes lawsuit against Hooters is something only his mother or a shyster lawyer would approve of.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at October 31, 2024 04:10 PM (Z8Yh2)

335 all of Fisherman's Wharf is shut down.

Gorton's of Gloucester hardest hit.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 31, 2024 04:10 PM (i2iTx)

336
Men makes the best women.

Posted by: Stuff Chris Plante sez at October 31, 2024 04:11 PM (dg+HA)

337 Oddball sock off

* buffs fingernails *

Just so y'all know, i was the first Oddball in this thread

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 31, 2024 04:11 PM (8AONa)

338 h/t to the other Morons for lyrics

Brandy, you're a fine dude, what a good MLB or mule you would be.

But if it came right down to it, I rather fuck the sea.

He never told the truth, Lord he used to be a man

Brandy does his best to use the women's can

Posted by: haffhowershower: deplorable clinger MAGAt garbage fascist boil at October 31, 2024 04:11 PM (NMT5x)

339 That persyn makes an East German female weightlifter look attractive.

Clymer's lost sibling?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2024 04:10 PM (ENyf3)

No, this one ate the lost sibling.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2024 04:11 PM (VNX3d)

340 Cooters > Hooters

Just sayin.

Posted by: Sifty at October 31, 2024 04:12 PM (TdaNW)

341 297 266 I think it was KBDaBear.

Some posters yesterday brought up Buzz Aldrin's endorsement of Trump. I read it first as Buzz Adrenaline. I'm not around on every thread but it's been a while for me seeing that nic.

Posted by: Rex B at October 31, 2024 04:12 PM (BT7V7)

342 There's a solid chance that Las Vegas is a transitory place, not meant to be a home for the A's for more than a decade.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 31, 2024 04:10 PM (GBKbO)
______________

Ah, Las Vegas. Where struggling franchises go to die.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2024 04:12 PM (YqDXo)

343 Even if that critter were a 100% genuine XX woman with a functioning set of ovaries, she'd still be uglier than a can of crushed assholes.

Come to AoSHQ for the informative posts, stay for the descriptive poetry.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 31, 2024 04:12 PM (Da7Vv)

344 Bulg — I’ll not eat bone-in wings. Too much work… but I really like the boneless ones; eat ‘em with a fork like George Costanza ate his Snickers bar

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 31, 2024 04:12 PM (WdMlw)

345 All this talk about Brandy brings to mind the lovely Playboy centerfold model Brandi Brandt.

Who once shared a Playboy cover with Donlad Trump, by the way.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2024 04:13 PM (v6JzV)

346 You know who else came out of Scotland?
Posted by: Garbage at October 31, 2024


Fat Bastard?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at October 31, 2024 04:13 PM (SRRAx)

347 Hooters should already have some experience with this after a dude who admitted to being a dude tried to get a job waiting tables there (although, IIRC, that happened in Florida).

Posted by: Octochicken at October 31, 2024 04:13 PM (oCS0o)

348 I suspect all the naked people on the internet makes a restaurant with scantily clad women a lot less of an appeal.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2024 04:13 PM (oZhjI)

349 344 Bulg — I’ll not eat bone-in wings. Too much work… but I really like the boneless ones; eat ‘em with a fork like George Costanza ate his Snickers bar
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 31, 2024 04:12 PM (WdMlw)

Eclairs, on the other hand.........

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2024 04:13 PM (QGaXH)

350 I saw Can of Crushed Assholes open for Puddle of Mudd at Planet Hollywood in 2014.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

351 We need to have a conversation about transgender women. There should be reparations paid to all transgender women for all the terrible years they spent as a man. Their lived experiences should give them a head start in employment, where they should not be distributed against. I was raised in a middle class family.

Posted by: Comma-luh at October 31, 2024 04:13 PM (ZtgZZ)

352 Little bit O/T


But it made me snicker.

https://tinyurl.com/yybyh894

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2024 04:14 PM (a1415)

353 Lobsters = Sea Buzzards

Posted by: Vengeance at October 31, 2024 04:14 PM (xKusi)

354 184
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 31, 2024 03:53 PM (aRslG)
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I hate to bring this up but you stole Joe Biden's apostrophe.

Posted by: Ciampino - eat, drink and be scary at October 31, 2024 04:14 PM (i0xsb)

355 bone-in wings aren't wings.

They're chicken nuggets and you goddamn well know it

Posted by: Sifty at October 31, 2024 04:14 PM (TdaNW)

356 Hooters has donated $5040 to Kamala , $3050 to Adam Schiff, $1250 to Colin Allred and $1000 to The Lincoln Project. And many more Democrats.

So I hop this he/she wins and bankrupts them.

Fuck you, war!

Posted by: Settled Science - Deplorable Garbage at October 31, 2024 04:14 PM (KF2Wj)

357 I once had to consider defending myself with a plumb bob against a crazy fuck at Fishemans Wharf. Doing some survey layout for the light rail down there.

It was touch and go for a bit. I lived.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at October 31, 2024 04:14 PM (Z8Yh2)

358 Captain Ahab to the white whale courtesy phone. Captain Ahab, white whale courtesy phone. Thank you.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 31, 2024 04:14 PM (6zpcN)

359 What I want to know is who is eating chickens feet and why do I now see them in the grocery store?

Posted by: Vengeance at October 31, 2024 04:15 PM (xKusi)

360 I would guess that Fisherman's Wharf is now vagrant HQ. Much like Union Square, where I used to go clothes shopping.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2024 04:10 PM (YqDXo)

The last time I was in SF we walked to pier 41 via Fisherman's Wharf, and it was overrun with sea lions. And bums.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 31, 2024 04:15 PM (d9fT1)

361 I wonder how many posters have passed away and we just don't know? That's actually one of the sadder things with "knowing people" on the internet. If they stop posting you don't know if they just got busy with things, got tired of whatever forum you share or...passed away

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2024 04:15 PM (oZhjI)

362 290 I was hoping both the Dodgers and Yankees could lose… as the Dodgers pulled ahead in the series I found myself pulling for the Yankees which is a first time ever event…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 31, 2024 04:05 PM


My least favorite two teams.***

I was rooting for SMOD.


*** The Houston Cheaters are in a special class.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 31, 2024 04:15 PM (HlyYF)

363 Anybody seen the Rogan-Vance 3-hour sit-down? Did they agree on anything?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at October 31, 2024 04:15 PM (ZtgZZ)

364 359 What I want to know is who is eating chickens feet and why do I now see them in the grocery store?
Posted by: Vengeance at October 31, 2024 04:15 PM (xKusi)


For soup stock…

Posted by: tubal at October 31, 2024 04:15 PM (PCK5/)

365

Bone-less wings.

never comment while laughing or dumb. I do both.

Posted by: Sifty at October 31, 2024 04:16 PM (TdaNW)

366 As a parent (or manager) you realize that people often have really stupid ideas and the best way to cure it is to let them run with their stupidity and hit that wall.

I feel that this gay/trans stuff is society getting a stupid idea and we can only let them run with it and learn for themselves why it is a bad idea. So in that sense, I salute these loons who want to make us all miserable. If they do it enough, we will put that disease back in the bottle and throw it in the ocean.

You can bet that the girls at that Hooters are no longer trans tolerant.

Posted by: Gentlemen, whatever manifest at October 31, 2024 04:16 PM (yQvuX)

367 What I want to know is who is eating chickens feet and why do I now see them in the grocery store?

Posted by: Vengeance


I will give you a hint: peasants from warmer climes.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 31, 2024 04:16 PM (lTGtQ)

368 More people Hooters donated to… Nikki Haley, Chris Christie, Tim Kaine, ActBlue, Amy Klobucjar.

A who’s who of Democrats and RINOs.

Posted by: Settled Science - Deplorable Garbage at October 31, 2024 04:16 PM (KF2Wj)

369 There's a couple Filipino boys I used to work with who would be drag queens on the weekends. They were very proud to be GAY MEN and had no wish to be female. But they dressed as models on The Weeknd's and were prettier "women" than ever was or could be. They were gorgeous.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at October 31, 2024 04:16 PM (DfaQL)

370 361 I wonder how many posters have passed away and we just don't know? That's actually one of the sadder things with "knowing people" on the internet. If they stop posting you don't know if they just got busy with things, got tired of whatever forum you share or...passed away
Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2024 04:15 PM (oZhjI)

At my wife's behest, I'm putting together an 'if I croak' document. I plan on including instructions to let AOSHQ know.

She might be planning to 'off' me....(JUST KIDDING!!)

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2024 04:17 PM (QGaXH)

371 What I want to know is who is eating chickens feet and why do I now see them in the grocery store?

Posted by: Vengeance at October 31, 2024 04:15 PM (xKusi)
______________

Chinese delicacy, IIRC.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2024 04:17 PM (YqDXo)

372 Has Hooters ever told us to wash black people's feet like the Chick-Fil-A crazy?

Posted by: Sifty at October 31, 2024 04:17 PM (TdaNW)

373 At my wife's behest, I'm putting together an 'if I croak' document. I plan on including instructions to let AOSHQ know.
_________________

I've done that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2024 04:17 PM (YqDXo)

374 Has Hooters ever told us to wash black people's feet like the Chick-Fil-A crazy?

Posted by: Sifty at October 31, 2024 04:17 PM (TdaNW)



Nope.

They usually stay out of the political spectrum, unless you look up what corporate donates to politically.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)

375 363 Anybody seen the Rogan-Vance 3-hour sit-down? Did they agree on anything?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at October 31, 2024 04:15 PM (ZtgZZ)

I'm halfway through this.

If you didn't know it, you'd swear Rogan was running.

Vance is crazy impressive.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 31, 2024 04:18 PM (KbCG3)

376 367 What I want to know is who is eating chickens feet and why do I now see them in the grocery store?

Posted by: Vengeance


I will give you a hint: peasants from warmer climes.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Don't knock it till you tried it.

Chicken's feet are delicious.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at October 31, 2024 04:18 PM (DfaQL)

377 359 What I want to know is who is eating chickens feet and why do I now see them in the grocery store?
Posted by: Vengeance at October 31, 2024 04:15 PM (xKusi)


For soup stock…
Posted by: tubal at October 31, 2024 04:15 PM (PCK5/)

Question to clerk at the market: Do you have pickled pigs feet?
Answer: Yes
Response: Well if you wear boots maybe no one will notice

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 31, 2024 04:18 PM (nrfI8)

378 More people Hooters donated to… Nikki Haley, Chris Christie, Tim Kaine, ActBlue, Amy Klobucjar.

Posted by: Settled Science - Deplorable Garbage at October 31, 2024 04:16 PM (KF2Wj)

Was Christie paid in loaded potato skins?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at October 31, 2024 04:18 PM (FC8SQ)

379 @294 18-1, spot on . Guys get in fights at a young age which rounds off the rough edges. Feminists celebrate the bitchy behavior which used to be rounded off by social pressures

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 31, 2024 04:18 PM (aRslG)

380 I am not always a fan of messy food (what with my beard and all), but I love crab boils, the one where they just dump a huge bowl of seafood and sausage on butcher paper, and you just chow down. Seattle had an awesome joint, on the pier, somewhere.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 31, 2024 04:18 PM (xPJvm)

381 Mass shooter from Hooters
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

In one of Raymond Chandler's novels/stories, a waitress at a diner is referred to as a "biscuit shooter."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2024 04:19 PM (v6JzV)

382
364 359 What I want to know is who is eating chickens feet and why do I now see them in the grocery store?
Posted by: Vengeance at October 31, 2024 04:15 PM (xKusi)


For soup stock…
Posted by: tubal at October

Chinese food, too. Not the stuff in American restaurants, but the real stuff.

Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2024 04:19 PM (pZEOD)

383 373 At my wife's behest, I'm putting together an 'if I croak' document. I plan on including instructions to let AOSHQ know.
_________________

I've done that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2024 04:17 PM (YqDXo)

I handle most of the bill paying and business stuff so it's simple consideration....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2024 04:19 PM (QGaXH)

384 Chicken feet?

Chinese eat them.

Go to a real authentic dim sum place and you can get chicken feet or duck's feet.

Pro Tip: Duck's feet have more meat.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2024 04:19 PM (eDfFs)

385 The Houston Cheaters are in a special class.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 31, 2024 04:15 PM (HlyYF)

I used to have the Boston Red Sox as my number one most hated team, but the Asstros have taken over the top spot and have retired the trophy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 31, 2024 04:19 PM (d9fT1)

386 I guess if you raise boneless chickens, it is a lot of work. They can't walk around or anything.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 31, 2024 04:19 PM (lTGtQ)

387 With Trump president-elect, Biden should resign right before Christmas, let Harris be queen for a month, do all the pardons, write a few meaningless E.O.s, which PDT can erase immediately.

Make all the AWFLs stop their screaming for a couple weeks, before they go all Mad-Max-Thunderdome after January 20.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at October 31, 2024 04:19 PM (ZtgZZ)

388 Anybody seen the Rogan-Vance 3-hour sit-down? Did they agree on anything?
Posted by: Mr Gaga at October 31, 2024 04:15 PM (ZtgZZ)
-------

I'm about 45 minutes into it and so far they've agreed on everything. Right now they are talking about trans stuff, as a matter of fact.

Posted by: boo-bell at October 31, 2024 04:19 PM (79pEw)

389 The Trump/ Rogan interview was good. The Vance/ Rogan interview is Gold Jerry....Gold. He does extremely well in that type set up....coming across as knowledgeable, humble, likable, and an underlying facade of toughness when he needs it.

He strikes me as someone that is very difficult to rattle. Those are the f*ckers you don't want to mess with.

Posted by: Orson at October 31, 2024 04:20 PM (dIske)

390 Question to clerk at the market: Do you have pickled pigs feet?
Answer: Yes
Response: Well if you wear boots maybe no one will notice
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 31, 2024 04:18 PM (nrfI

Dammit. Now I'm stifling guffaws at work!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 31, 2024 04:20 PM (xPJvm)

391 Powerline says there is massive vote fraud in Hennepin County, otherwise known as Minneapolis. Democrats are manipulating the vote, bigly, and illegally accepted over 200,000 ballots.

Anyone surprised?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 31, 2024 04:20 PM (l0k7j)

392 As I recall the links went to a twitter/X account..
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2024 03:59 PM (QGaXH)

KBdaBear.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2024 04:20 PM (Sq5ev)

393 193 174 Am I the only person on the planet who hates wings? Too much work for too little payoff.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2024 03:53 PM (v6JzV)

Over-rated
Posted by: Spokesman for the Penguin at October 31, 2024 03:54 PM (dIske)

I love them. Unfortunately, they are too easy to overcook, in which case they're inedible. Not really worth it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 31, 2024 04:20 PM (pLMHE)

394 They were gorgeous.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at October 31, 2024 04:16 PM (DfaQL)

More proof that chicks have no taste in chicks.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 31, 2024 04:20 PM (d9fT1)

395 bone-in wings aren't wings.

They're chicken nuggets and you goddamn well know it
Posted by: Sifty

Fine. I got no problems with nuggets.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2024 04:20 PM (v6JzV)

396 To celebrate the Dodgers winning the Superbowl, the CA Governor has authorized looting, burning buildings, murdering, and robbing tourists today.

No arrests or prosecutions will occur and will end at midnight...

Posted by: Kamal Harris at October 31, 2024 04:20 PM (PB8PL)

397 208 I preferred Raisins in my youth.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 31, 2024 03:43 PM (GBKbO)

Do not start with the Raisin denigration.

Did you all not learn your lesson last night.

Posted by: Big Raisin at October 31, 2024 03:55 PM (pY+ea)
----
They are all cereal killers anyway.

Posted by: Ciampino - Bat's all Folks at October 31, 2024 04:21 PM (i0xsb)

398 366 As a parent (or manager) you realize that people often have really stupid ideas and the best way to cure it is to let them run with their stupidity and hit that wall.


My daughter decided to go vegan in high school. We accommodated her. Lasted about three weeks. Her brothers eating tasty meat-based meals next to her at the dinner table was too much to take.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at October 31, 2024 04:21 PM (eb5mD)

399 391 Powerline says there is massive vote fraud in Hennepin County, otherwise known as Minneapolis. Democrats are manipulating the vote, bigly, and illegally accepted over 200,000 ballots.

Anyone surprised?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 31, 2024 04:20 PM (l0k7j)

=======

They wouldn't do that against a quality candidate

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 31, 2024 04:21 PM (GBKbO)

400 I handle most of the bill paying and business stuff so it's simple consideration....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2024 04:19 PM (QGaXH)
________________

I've set up autopay for most of our bills, but I've laid out instructions for her on how to compile the crap needed for income tax.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2024 04:21 PM (YqDXo)

401 Powerline says there is massive vote fraud in Hennepin County, otherwise known as Minneapolis. Democrats are manipulating the vote, bigly, and illegally accepted over 200,000 ballots.

Anyone surprised?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 31, 2024 04:20 PM (l0k7j)

Just that the number is that low.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2024 04:21 PM (VNX3d)

402 I would smash that with the power and intensity of 10,000 suns

Posted by: Kamala's Throat at October 31, 2024 04:21 PM (W+TLY)

403 Go to a real authentic dim sum place and you can get chicken feet or duck's feet.

Pro Tip: Duck's feet have more meat.

Posted by: naturalfake


!!!! QUACK !!!!
eet moar catz

Posted by: Ducks for Trump at October 31, 2024 04:21 PM (v0R5T)

404 Seattle had an awesome joint, on the pier, somewhere.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 31, 2024 04:18 PM (xPJvm)


The Crab Pot.

It's still there.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at October 31, 2024 04:21 PM (DfaQL)

405 What I want to know is who is eating chickens feet and why do I now see them in the grocery store?
Posted by: Vengeance at October 31, 2024 04:15 PM (xKusi)


You boil them for the collagen to thicken stews. Then you take them out, douse them with garlicky hot sauce and suck the meat off the bones.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2024 04:22 PM (D7oie)

406 Powerline says there is massive vote fraud in Hennepin County, otherwise known as Minneapolis. Democrats are manipulating the vote, bigly, and illegally accepted over 200,000 ballots.

Anyone surprised?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 31, 2024 04:20 PM (l0k7j)
________________

How many times did St. George of Fentanyl vote?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2024 04:22 PM (YqDXo)

407 This he/she/it wants to work at Hooters? Wearing a tight outfit? With that walking up to a table to take an order - who is going to order an all beef patty for a burger? Or is it ow Patty? Don't even get me onto spices and rubs.

In Colonie, NY, no less. I used to leave near there. Well, another part of the country I'm not returning to.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 31, 2024 04:22 PM (N39Ws)

408 Mmmm... feet.

Posted by: Friendly Uncle Joe at October 31, 2024 04:22 PM (gKWVE)

409 387 With Trump president-elect, Biden should resign right before Christmas, let Harris be queen for a month, do all the pardons, write a few meaningless E.O.s, which PDT can erase immediately.

Make all the AWFLs stop their screaming for a couple weeks, before they go all Mad-Max-Thunderdome after January 20.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at October 31, 2024 04:19 PM (ZtgZZ)

I think it's extremely telling, with all the advantages the historic first woman president would have as an incumbent, that they didn't put Kamela in back when they gave Uncle Joe the boot.

That alone should tell you she's unfit.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2024 04:22 PM (QGaXH)

410 Judging by the picture of that he/she,
Hooters: No fat chicks.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 31, 2024 04:22 PM (0Htd1)

411 370 She might be planning to 'off' me....(JUST KIDDING!!)

she *made* you say that, did'nt she?

Posted by: anachronda at October 31, 2024 04:22 PM (sGtp+)

412 >>> Playboy centerfold model Brandi Brandt.

Who once shared a Playboy cover with Donlad Trump, by the way.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2024 04:13 PM (v6JzV)

=====

I may or may not have been in my bunk with her a time or two.

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 31, 2024 04:23 PM (JfxgE)

413 408 Mmmm... feet.
Posted by: Friendly Uncle Joe


indeed.

Posted by: dick morris at October 31, 2024 04:23 PM (sGtp+)

414 Saw a sign on one of those funny signs YouTube videos, for a restaurant.

Free throat punch
with order of
pumpkin spice ribs

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2024 04:23 PM (VNX3d)

415 Powerline says there is massive vote fraud in Hennepin County, otherwise known as Minneapolis. Democrats are manipulating the vote, bigly, and illegally accepted over 200,000 ballots.

Anyone surprised?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 31, 2024 04:20 PM (l0k7j)

Link?

Posted by: Settled Science - Deplorable Garbage at October 31, 2024 04:23 PM (KF2Wj)

416 they need to cheat in Minneapolis ??? losers

Posted by: runner at October 31, 2024 04:24 PM (V13WU)

417 Mmmm... feet.
Posted by: Friendly Uncle Joe

indeed.
Posted by: dick morris at October 31, 2024 04:23 PM (sGtp+)



Pikers.

Posted by: Rex Ryan at October 31, 2024 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)

418 406 How many times did St. George of Fentanyl vote?

forty-two!

Posted by: deep thought at October 31, 2024 04:24 PM (sGtp+)

419 Mommala and America's Dad are teaming up with....Little Miss Wholesome to help save her dying campaign push her over the top.

https://tinyurl.com/3ab723wy

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2024 04:24 PM (a1415)

420 Bioch please!!

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at October 31, 2024 04:24 PM (ytSiK)

421 they need to cheat in Minneapolis ??? losers
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2024 04:24 PM (V13WU)



Democrats are NOTHING without lying, cheating or stealing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)

422 I mentioned earlier that NYS decided to raid a guy's house for having...weapons? no. Illegals? no. Answer? A pet squirrel.

Anyway the bureaucrat that decided on this raid is from Colonie NY. What a small world.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2024 04:25 PM (oZhjI)

423 417 Mmmm... feet.
Posted by: Friendly Uncle Joe

indeed.
Posted by: dick morris at October 31, 2024 04:23 PM (sGtp+)


Pikers.
Posted by: Rex Ryan


is this about us?

Posted by: obama's greedy doctors at October 31, 2024 04:25 PM (sGtp+)

424 422 I mentioned earlier that NYS decided to raid a guy's house for having...weapons? no. Illegals? no. Answer? A pet squirrel.

Anyway the bureaucrat that decided on this raid is from Colonie NY. What a small world.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2024 04:25 PM (oZhjI)

======

Do they call people from Colonie Colonizers?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 31, 2024 04:26 PM (GBKbO)

425 Maricopa just got rearended in court:
x.com/America1stLegal/status/1852081145682297034
We just WON our lawsuit against the AZ Secretary of State for illegally withholding his list of the 218K+ registered voters who did not provide proof of citizenship.
He must produce his complete list of these voters by MONDAY — before Election Day.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 31, 2024 04:26 PM (gKWVE)

426 Mmmm... feet.
Posted by: Friendly Uncle Joe

indeed.
Posted by: dick morris at October 31, 2024 04:23 PM (sGtp+)


Pikers.
Posted by: Rex Ryan


Wolfus Aurelius is gonna come and kick all your asses!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 31, 2024 04:26 PM (v6JzV)

427 I think it's extremely telling, with all the advantages the historic first woman president would have as an incumbent, that they didn't put Kamela in back when they gave Uncle Joe the boot.

That alone should tell you she's unfit.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2024 04:22 PM (QGaXH)

***

But people are basically unhappy with the Biden Presidency. Making her the incumbent would make it hard for her to run as a “hope and change” candidate.

They made the right choice in keeping Biden as President. It’s worth at least a couple of points, imho.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at October 31, 2024 04:26 PM (FC8SQ)

428 Mommala and America's Dad are teaming up with....Little Miss Wholesome to help push her over the top.

https://tinyurl.com/3ab723wy
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2024 04:24 PM (a1415)



People will show up because they think it will be a free Cardi B concert. She will not perform.

They will go home pissed off.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)

429 What I want to know is who is eating chickens feet and why do I now see them in the grocery store?
Posted by: Vengeance at October 31, 2024 04:15 PM


They provide an amazing amount of gelatin for soup stock.

Posted by: RedRumMindBlueState at October 31, 2024 04:26 PM (kgE5c)

430 >>> 417 Mmmm... feet.
Posted by: Friendly Uncle Joe

indeed.
Posted by: dick morris at October 31, 2024 04:23 PM (sGtp+)


Pikers.
Posted by: Rex Ryan

is this about us?
Posted by: obama's greedy doctors at October 31, 2024 04:25 PM (sGtp+)

=====

Seriously?

---- Quentin

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 31, 2024 04:26 PM (JfxgE)

431 425 Maricopa just got rearended in court:
x.com/America1stLegal/status/1852081145682297034
We just WON our lawsuit against the AZ Secretary of State for illegally withholding his list of the 218K+ registered voters who did not provide proof of citizenship.
He must produce his complete list of these voters by MONDAY — before Election Day.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 31, 2024 04:26 PM (gKWVE)

======

Keeping information from the public illegally should be a removeable offence for people in government positions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 31, 2024 04:26 PM (GBKbO)

432 What happened to him? Just disappeared? Like old Soviet Union? Or did the ban hammer get him too?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2024 04:06 PM (QGaXH)

I think I saw him comment on the ONT a few nights ago.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2024 04:26 PM (Sq5ev)

433 What a small world.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2024 04:25 PM (oZhjI)


But I wouldn't want to paint it.

Posted by: Steven Wright at October 31, 2024 04:26 PM (yQvuX)

434 Mommala and America's Dad are teaming up with....Little Miss Wholesome to help save her dying campaign push her over the top.

https://tinyurl.com/3ab723wy
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 31, 2024 04:24 PM (a1415)

=====

Wait, they're using her because they are losing Latino support? Isn't she black?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 31, 2024 04:27 PM (DRSnL)

435 *Miklos on the phone*

"Hello, do you have chicken feet?"

"Yes, of course"

"Where do you buy your shoes?"

Posted by: Miklos used to do that but it was pig's feet then at October 31, 2024 04:27 PM (FRB3p)

436
Vance comes off as real. The difference between that and scripted Dems is startling.

Posted by: Auspex at October 31, 2024 04:27 PM (j4U/Z)

437 The Crab Pot.

It's still there.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at October 31, 2024 04:21 PM (DfaQL)

Yeah. Son #1 got chicken tenders. heh. Thankfully his palette has become more refined in his adulthood.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 31, 2024 04:28 PM (xPJvm)

438 But I wouldn't want to paint it.
Posted by: Steven Wright at October 31, 2024 04:26 PM (yQvuX)



Didn't you buy used paint that came in the shape of a house?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)

439 436
Vance comes off as real. The difference between that and scripted Dems is startling.

Posted by: Auspex at October 31, 2024 04:27 PM (j4U/Z)

Vance is going to be a reallllll problem for the dems in 2028.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 31, 2024 04:28 PM (KbCG3)

440 *Miklos on the phone*

"Hello, do you have chicken feet?"

"Yes, of course"

"Where do you buy your shoes?"
Posted by: Miklos used to do that but it was pig's feet then at October 31, 2024 04:27 PM (FRB3p)


Well done.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 31, 2024 04:28 PM (NtVYv)

441 427 But people are basically unhappy with the Biden Presidency. Making her the incumbent would make it hard for her to run as a “hope and change” candidate.

They made the right choice in keeping Biden as President. It’s worth at least a couple of points, imho.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at October 31, 2024 04:26 PM (FC8SQ)

=======

Ultimately, this election is driven by the fact that most Americans think the economy sucks, no matter what government statistics are thrown in front of them, while their quality of life deteriorates because of a host of factors, one of which is illegal immigration.

Shifting deck chairs in the administration solves none of that. It only has the potential to make things worse because partisans will get irked.

Shooting Trump in the head also doesn't help.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 31, 2024 04:28 PM (GBKbO)

442 Maricopa just got rearended in court:
x.com/America1stLegal/status/1852081145682297034
We just WON our lawsuit against the AZ Secretary of State for illegally withholding his list of the 218K+ registered voters who did not provide proof of citizenship.
He must produce his complete list of these voters by MONDAY — before Election Day.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 31, 2024 04:26 PM (gKWVE)

***

Soo.. a day before the election we’ll get a list of 218k people who shouldn’t be allowed to vote but who will vote anyway?

How is that helpful?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at October 31, 2024 04:28 PM (FC8SQ)

443
Wait, they're using her because they are losing Latino support? Isn't she black?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 31, 2024 04:27 PM (DRSnL)



in the article, she's Afro-Latina.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)

444 If the eliminated voter fraud, the Dims would never win another election.

Also-

If they reopened the insane asylums, that'd take 10-20 percent of the Democrat voters off the street and the Dims would never win another election.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2024 04:29 PM (eDfFs)

445 Hmm. Odds this dude is being paid by Twin Peaks or The Tilted Kilt?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

--

I inadvertently took my wife to Tilted Kilt 10 years ago for lunch to celebrate our home sale. I'd heard the food was good and not much else, notably the most important factoid. She was one of only two female customers there. Every single waitress was at least a stone cold sober Niemens 8. I'm surprised Hooters has lasted this long.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 31, 2024 04:29 PM (Sa3se)

446
I inadvertently took my wife to Tilted Kilt 10 years ago for lunch to celebrate our home sale.


Women in skirts > Men in skirts > Trannies at hooters

Posted by: 18-1 at October 31, 2024 04:30 PM (oZhjI)

447 What I want to know is who is eating chickens feet and why do I now see them in the grocery store?
Posted by: Vengeance at October 31, 2024 04:15 PM

They provide an amazing amount of gelatin for soup stock.
Posted by: RedRumMindBlueState



So does Knox powder. And it hasn't been walking through chicken shit.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 31, 2024 04:30 PM (ZHVrD)

448 What happened to him? Just disappeared? Like old Soviet Union? Or did the ban hammer get him too?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 31, 2024 04:06 PM (QGaXH)


He still links AOSHQ stories on his twitter page.

HI KBDaBear!

Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2024 04:30 PM (D7oie)

449 Mommala and America's Dad are teaming up with....Little Miss Wholesome to help push her over the top.

https://tinyurl.com/3ab723wy
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



Not really the threesome I want to see.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 31, 2024 04:30 PM (sAmhv)

450 >>> I inadvertently took my wife to Tilted Kilt 10 years ago for lunch to celebrate our home sale. I'd

=====

*does quick internet search*

Wowza!

Posted by: Turn 2 at October 31, 2024 04:31 PM (JfxgE)

451 Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs.

Posted by: jillyjilly at October 31, 2024 04:31 PM (z9JT1)

452 There's a couple Filipino boys I used to work with who would be drag queens on the weekends. They were very proud to be GAY MEN and had no wish to be female. But they dressed as models on The Weeknd's and were prettier "women" than ever was or could be. They were gorgeous.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at October 31, 2024 04:16 PM (DfaQL)

Asian men can more easily pass for women as Asian men tend to be more effeminate on average. Thus, when you get a more effeminate Asian man, he can pass for an Asian woman.

It also works for black men, but for an opposite reason.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 31, 2024 04:31 PM (N1DT3)

453 in the article, she's Afro-Latina.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

Well I guess that's what I get for not reading the article.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 31, 2024 04:31 PM (DRSnL)

454 406;415

Not really a fair summary of the Powerline article, imo. At least not how I would've summarized it.

I'd go with "200000 Absentee Ballots Cast Despite County's Failure to Comply With State Law Regarding GOP Ballot Judges"

Makes for a clunky headline, I know.

Posted by: mnw at October 31, 2024 04:31 PM (NLIak)

455
Well I guess that's what I get for not reading the article.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 31, 2024 04:31 PM (DRSnL)



You're welcome.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)

456 I hope Cardi B performs Worn A** P**** for the Kamala rally.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 31, 2024 04:31 PM (hCzfy)

457 453 in the article, she's Afro-Latina.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)


She's 100% disgusting

Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2024 04:32 PM (IyPmt)

458 335 all of Fisherman's Wharf is shut down.

Gorton's of Gloucester hardest hit.


gorton's of gloucester
have lost their luster
hardest hit
when the wharf quit
and now all they have is bluster

Posted by: anachronda at October 31, 2024 04:32 PM (sGtp+)

459 So does Knox powder. And it hasn't been walking through chicken shit.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 31, 2024 04:30 PM (ZHVrD)


Nope. It comes from Hagfish skin and cow hooves from the slaughterhouse, like as not.

Nom Nom Nom.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2024 04:32 PM (D7oie)

460 >>eople will show up because they think it will be a free Cardi B concert. She will not perform.

They will go home pissed off.
__
And then Trump will get to joke about how they failed to grab the p*ssy.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 31, 2024 04:32 PM (bNf8H)

461 I wasn't going to vote for Kamala until Cardi B. endorsed her.

Posted by: A non-zero group of people? at October 31, 2024 04:32 PM (PiwSw)

462 I inadvertently took my wife to Tilted Kilt 10 years ago for lunch to celebrate our home sale. I'd heard the food was good and not much else, notably the most important factoid. She was one of only two female customers there. Every single waitress was at least a stone cold sober Niemens 8. I'm surprised Hooters has lasted this long.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 31, 2024 04:29 PM (Sa3se)

=====

"Inadvertently." Riiiight.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 31, 2024 04:33 PM (DRSnL)

463
She's 100% disgusting
Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2024 04:32 PM (IyPmt)



You're multi-racist!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

464 Didn't you buy used paint that came in the shape of a house?
Posted by: Sponge

Big mistake. All my windows are now stuck.

Posted by: Steven Wright at October 31, 2024 04:33 PM (yQvuX)

465 You're multi-racist!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 31, 2024 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

I just have discerning taste

Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2024 04:33 PM (IyPmt)

466 nood


Campaigns

Posted by: banana Dream at October 31, 2024 04:34 PM (Y6IkP)

467 Come play in the NOOD

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 31, 2024 04:34 PM (DRSnL)

468 Why is the alphabet in the order its in? Is it because of that song?

Posted by: Steven Wright at October 31, 2024 04:34 PM (PiwSw)

469 Nood campaign

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 31, 2024 04:34 PM (N1DT3)

470 I look at the guy and you just know he's thinking, "Since I can't get the Super Model, I'll become the Super Model and show them!"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 31, 2024 04:35 PM (tT6L1)

471 So does Knox powder. And it hasn't been walking through chicken shit.
Posted by: rickb223

Nope. It comes from Hagfish skin

Nom Nom Nom.
Posted by: Kindltot


Hillary's dermabrasion?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 31, 2024 04:35 PM (ZHVrD)

472 If they reopened the insane asylums, that'd take 10-20 percent of the Democrat voters off the street and the Dims would never win another election.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 31, 2024 04:29 PM (eDfFs)
____________________

Also you could walk around the downtown areas of cities without encountering deranged vagrants. You'd only have to worry about the drug-addled ones.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 31, 2024 04:35 PM (YqDXo)

473
What I want to know is who is eating chickens feet and why do I now see them in the grocery store?
Posted by: Vengeance


I bet 100 Quatloos on the Newcomers.

Posted by: Gamester of triskeletor at October 31, 2024 04:36 PM (63Dwl)

474 450 >>> I inadvertently took my wife to Tilted Kilt 10 years ago for lunch to celebrate our home sale. I'd

=====

*does quick internet search*

Wowza!
Posted by: Turn 2



Heh! I did the same. Never heard of the place. Your comment I rate as accurate.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 31, 2024 04:36 PM (sAmhv)

475
Asian men can more easily pass for women as Asian men tend to be more effeminate on average. Thus, when you get a more effeminate Asian man, he can pass for an Asian woman.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian
-----------
I think that's not the best word (effeminate). There is less sexual dimorphism (difference between M and F sexes) in the Asian race. Probably a lot has to do with lack of facial hair. Same in Black race as you point out.

Posted by: Steven Wright at October 31, 2024 04:39 PM (yQvuX)

476 Not just the one restaurant, the entire chain!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 31, 2024 04:41 PM (lhenN)

477 At my wife's behest, I'm putting together an 'if I croak' document. I plan on including instructions to let AOSHQ know.
_________________

I've done that.


1) Erase search history
2) Find that folder that says "do not open". Erase it.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 31, 2024 04:42 PM (xCA6C)

478 473
What I want to know is who is eating chickens feet and why do I now see them in the grocery store?
Posted by: Vengeance

I bet 100 Quatloos on the Newcomers.
Posted by: Gamester of triskeletor at October 31, 2024 04:36 PM (63Dwl)
----'
Can be found in the Voodoo section after Asian and Mexican.

Posted by: A Leprechaun at October 31, 2024 04:43 PM (LPS7w)

479 they need to cheat in Minneapolis ?

I would say that is a VERY good sign for us, if they are that worried there.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 31, 2024 04:44 PM (Da7Vv)

480 I think that's not the best word (effeminate). There is less sexual dimorphism (difference between M and F sexes) in the Asian race. Probably a lot has to do with lack of facial hair. Same in Black race as you point out.
Posted by: Steven Wright at October 31, 2024 04:39 PM (yQvuX)


One of his more confusing jokes.

Posted by: spindrift at October 31, 2024 04:45 PM (OguvZ)

481 My neighbors hosted a chicken butchering party (yeah, Wyoming). we would play with the severed feet, pulling the tendons to flex the toes.

never in a million years would I think, dang, chicken feet sounds tasty right about now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 31, 2024 04:48 PM (xPJvm)

482 Since the only living relative who might notice my death is somebody with way worse health problems than I have, and who is unlikely to out live me, I don't know anyone who could contact the HQ when I kick the bucket. Maybe one of my friends at the Dojo - but they are all getting up there in age too. Maybe I could put it in my will...

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 31, 2024 04:50 PM (Da7Vv)

483 You know who else came out of Scotland?
Posted by: Garbage at October 31, 2024

Robert The Bruce

Did you know that, as a joke, the Irish gave bagpipes to the Scots and the Scots haven't got the joke yet!

There is a theory that the Scots would come charging at the Sassenachs while whirling wailing cats over their heads and then flinging them at the terrified Englsih. Eventually they ran out of cats so they invented bagpipes.

Posted by: Ciampino - Bat's all Folks! at October 31, 2024 04:54 PM (i0xsb)

484 I have never been to a Hooters. I assume the food stinks, since that's not why people go there.

You're correct. The food is terrible, but that's definitely not why you go there.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 31, 2024 04:56 PM (0A/JS)

485 To Hooters:

1. Do not apologize.
2. Do not negotiate.
3. Hire the best, expensive, junk-yard-dog mean law firm you can.
4. Tell this cretin that you will bankrupt the company fighting him for two decades if that's what it takes, AND you will counter-sue him for court costs when (not if) the company wins.
5. Cry Havoc, and let slip the dogs of lawfare.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 31, 2024 05:14 PM (O7YUW)

486 Further to 485:

And whatever you do, DO NOT SETTLE. Make an example of this turdwhacker that will frighten the rest of the rentseeking fakes.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at October 31, 2024 05:16 PM (O7YUW)

487 Spendrift,


LOL.

(I tried to sock-off after I realized what I did, but comments were disabled for a few minutes for some reason.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is failed presidency manifest at October 31, 2024 05:26 PM (yQvuX)

488 "God forgives; the Brotherhood doesn't."

Posted by: Raj at October 31, 2024 06:01 PM (jCe17)

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