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Quick Hits
Real Mac ReportJimmy Kimmel told Trump voters to wait "until Thursday or Friday" (of next week) to vote. Is this a joke? Well, "Ricky Vaughan" made the same joke before the 2016 election -- and Biden and Merrick Garland and the corrupt DOJ put Vaughn in prison for it. So when's Jimmy Kimmel going?
@RealMacReport Breaking: Judge Scott Blaney in Arizona just ruled that the Democrat Secretary of State must immediately release the list of nearly 100,000 voters who officials marked as U.S. citizens when they hadn't even provided documentary proof. "THE COURT FINDS specifically that the Secretary has not established by a preponderance of the evidence that production of the records would violate rights of privacy or confidentiality or would be detrimental to the best interests of the state."
In 2023, Douglass Mackey, the owner of the "Ricky Vaughn" Twitter account, was sentenced to seven months in prison for doing the exact same thing -- spreading disinformation in 2016 to Hillary Clinton supporters about how to vote and doing so in a way that would ensure their vote wasn't counted:As Rob Schneider says: LA won the world series and immediately celebrated with Fiery But Mostly Peaceful arson and lootings of businesses. The Democrats turned the City on the Hill into Thunderdome in just five years. Steve Krakauer on the media "Zombie Elites."It should be noted that it was the Biden administration that arrested and prosecuted Mackey five years later in 2021. Mackey's defense was that he was just having fun (his "Ricky Vaughn" account was a favorite of mine). The whole thing was a joke, he argued. Well, after the FBI investigated the joke, Mackey was put on trial, found guilty, and sentenced to seven months in prison. The Feds put the guy through a three-year-and-counting wringer over a stupid shit-post
As proven at trial, by 2016, Mackey had established an audience on Twitter with approximately 58,000 followers. A February 2016 analysis by the MIT Media Lab ranked Mackey as one of the most significant influencers of the then-upcoming presidential election. Between September 2016 and November 2016, Mackey conspired with other influential Twitter users and with members of private online groups to use social media platforms, including Twitter, to disseminate fraudulent messages that encouraged supporters of presidential candidate Hillary Clinton to "vote" via text message or social media which was legally invalid.
The Washington Post is a "Zombie Elite" -- a formerly important institution that doesn't know it is already dead. It is stiffly wandering around with a smug facade of elitism, not realizing the power and influence it formerly possessed have been deeply -- and likely irreparably -- eroded. The Post is not alone in today's culture. There are examples of Zombie Elites throughout the media landscape, as legacy mainstays like CBS News and ABC News have been drained of their elite status. Zombie Elites exist in government, the scientific community and the foreign policy world. During the Trump Era, but particularly in the past four years since the COVID pandemic and the rise of independent media overcoming the "Censorship Industrial Complex," more Zombie Elites than ever are walking among us. ... [T]he Washington Post is a particularly notable kind of media Zombie Elite. What major story has the outlet broken in the past few years? ... The Post built a niche base of Trump-addicted #Resistance readers during its "Democracy Dies in Darkness" phase. It has been unable to evolve into an actual journalistic entity ever since. ... The entire ordeal only illuminates the core, existential, issue. Right now, the Washington Post is not simply flawed, but it is already nothing, whether it knows it or not.Speaking of Zombie Media Elites:
WATCH: Vance explains that in the immediate aftermath of the Trump assassination attempt in Butler, PA, he loaded all his guns and stood watch at his front door, ready to defend himself and familypic.twitter.com/08iVRkDz7A
— Election Wizard (@ElectionWiz) October 31, 2024
seriously, man? The assassination attempt was July 13. He was announced as Veep on July 15. He was known to be on the short list.
— Ace of Spades (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 31, 2024
Anyone who thinks these midwit dipshits are "elite" needs to have his head examined. They're stone-stupid. https://t.co/8RBEAg53Fo
The same media which tells us their very lives are imperiled by "CNN Sucks" chants at rallies are now claiming the VP pick had no reason to fear after Trump was shot in the head in Butler, PA @JamesSurowiecki https://t.co/Z6WV4iCeG0
— Ace of Spades (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 31, 2024
Finding' Secret' Apostrophes' At a young age, I realized God had given me a rare and valuable gift: the ability to detect secret apostrophes. I recall the precise moment that others recognized my talent. In my second-grade English class, I raised my small hand and the teacher called on me. "Miss Clark," I said sheepishly. "You've missed the hidden apostrophe." She stared at me incredulously, believing that no child could be correct about something so advanced. Then the light flickered in her eyes and she professed, "Abigail, you're right." From then on, I taught the class, yet the students lacked the aptitude to detect those invisible, floating commas. My ability is innate, not learned.After Biden's defenders announced that they heard a secret apostrophe, she sealed herself in her Chamber of Contemplation and attempted to detect the secret apostrophe herself. She found none. And she's annoyed that people without credentials as Secret Apostrophe Experts are claiming they heard one.
My apostrophe radar only improved with age, yet others doubted my skill. Whenever I spoke to reveal instances of secret apostrophes, people insisted defensively that I was wrong. I knew, in our society that so heavily values credentials, I needed a reputable institution to validate my aptitude. During my interview for the Oxford Linguistics program, I explained my passion for hidden punctuation. There wasn't a professor who specialized in this area, so the admissions officers were hesitant to accept me. They asked, "Are you prepared to study this difficult topic without an instructor to guide you?" I declared without hesitation, "Yes." I continued, with a lowered gaze and in a delicate whisper, "The republic depends on it."
... I am committed to Apostrophe Justice. I cannot, in good conscience, remain silent' as hidden apostrophes are "found" by mere laymen.This woman has decided to cut her father out of her life because he's voting for Trump. She says her severed relationship is Trump's fault, not her own.
Woman BREAKS DOWN after learning her father is voting for Trump.
— Resist the Mainstream (@ResisttheMS) October 31, 2024
"I hate you you f*cking orange pumpkin"pic.twitter.com/jZHRZp2QJC
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Nazdar at October 31, 2024 06:37 PM (9XWKq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2024 06:39 PM (Q1UHo)
Posted by: Nazdar at October 31, 2024 06:40 PM (9XWKq)
https://tinyurl.com/3ucaw2hh
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2024 06:40 PM (Q1UHo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2024 06:41 PM (Q1UHo)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2024 06:41 PM (t8vHj)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 31, 2024 06:41 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Stateless at October 31, 2024 06:41 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2024 06:42 PM (IyPmt)
I'd say that Vaccine hesitation may have SAVED LIVES.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 31, 2024 06:42 PM (QAkQ3)
Good selection.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2024 06:43 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2024 06:43 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2024 06:43 PM (t8vHj)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2024 06:44 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2024 06:44 PM (D6PGr)
RFK Jr. thinks this stuff needs to be investigated and we need to take a hard look at what's going on, and nothing is off the table.
RFK Jr. has espoused an evidenced based approach, not the hysterical "nationwide abortion ban" type of approach Kamala is taking, you low T nitwit.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 31, 2024 06:44 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2024 06:45 PM (VNX3d)
https://tinyurl.com/3ucaw2hh
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2024 06:40 PM (Q1UHo)
She turned out well.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2024 06:45 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 31, 2024 06:45 PM (tT6L1)
Don’t know why this popped up in iPhone memories but it’s one of my favorite — Sen. John McCain meeting Medal of Honor recipient Clint Romesha
Sean Davis @seanmdav Oct 30
VETCON1. I repeat VETCON1.
Jake Tapper is in the midst of a HUGE scandal for his role in deliberately peddling Russian collusion hoax lies he knew were nonsense.
And how does he respond? By desperately searching for pictures of veterans he can use as props on social media to distract from his scandal. It’s what he always does.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 31, 2024 06:45 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2024 06:44 PM (W/lyH)
Kimmel should try that smugface in the prison yard. They'll love him there.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 31, 2024 06:46 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2024 06:46 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2024 06:46 PM (t8vHj)
A couple people were commenting on the origins of the truck and after pausing the video and seeing the Loadmaster logo I went to their website where they are proudly advertising on their Facebook page that they answered the call.
Seriously need to give them a million likes for helping pull off this master troll and reward companies that take a principled stand.
Posted by: Sanitation Engineer at October 30, 2024 10:19 PM
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 31, 2024 06:46 PM (hovnC)
No no I mean a shotgun. Sawed off.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 31, 2024 06:46 PM (rAsBA)
Not just try hard which we all know they will, but actually take it.
I so hope I am wrong. She will be in until 2032 and the fundamental transformation will be complete. I don't see them getting this close and letting something as dumb and inconsequential as The People stop them.
Posted by: ... at October 31, 2024 06:46 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Cosda at October 31, 2024 06:46 PM (Nwh2V)
Seriously, it’s out of control how serious this problem is.
For the children, people.
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 31, 2024 06:47 PM (fpVC1)
Because he swallows whole, without question, the self-reported "60,000' attended' Kamala's's's's''* DC speech."
*extra apostrophes added for Truth boon; it's a 100X Truth multiplier.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 31, 2024 06:47 PM (uLKZx)
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Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 31, 2024 06:47 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 31, 2024 06:48 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: davidt at October 31, 2024 06:48 PM (i0F8b)
Hopefully next Tuesday night will be an occasion to empty them out.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 31, 2024 06:48 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: That Chick's Dad at October 31, 2024 06:48 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2024 06:45 PM (VNX3d)I'm hoping RFK Jr. gets to close them all down, and send the staff to someplace uncomfortable. Perhaps cold weather research in Antarctica?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2024 06:45 PM (VNX3d)
I think there's an understaffed biohazard lab in Ukraine that could really use the help.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 31, 2024 06:48 PM (rAsBA)
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Nicholas Kristof @NickKristof Oct 29
A struggling Nevada mom suffers a miscarriage. Then the police show up and arrest her for manslaughter, and she's sentenced to 2.5-8 years in prison. Only when a pro bono lawyer steps up and appeals does a judge reverse the conviction and set her free to return to her children. This is family values? Think about that as you vote. washingtonpost
Eric @The_OtherET Oct 29 Replying to @NickKristof
The woman was 7-8 months pregnant, smoking meth and ingesting cinnamon to try to force a miscarriage. She disposed of the body without telling anyone. Important details you seem to have left out.
Seamus (FreedomToons) @seamus_coughlin
1. She SMOKED METH while pregnant
2. Her baby was well past viability (autopsy said 28-32 weeks)
3. She admitted she did it on purpose
4. The Deputy believed that the baby was born alive and then killed
5. THIS WAS IN 2018 before Roe was overturned
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 31, 2024 06:48 PM (hovnC)
That's why when the pop star leaves the stage at her rallies the rally goers leave
Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2024 06:49 PM (IyPmt)
She says her severed relationship is Trump's fault, not her own."
Other than JJ Sefton, does anyone else remember that NYC late-night public access cable TV show with Al Goldstein from Screw Magazine? He had a "F**k Y**!" segment at the end of all of his shows. Her double bird flip at the end reminded me of that.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 31, 2024 06:49 PM (KnVEr)
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Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC)
In that case, they should try some laxatives.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2024 06:49 PM (VNX3d)
Also, I imagine being her dad and seeing this, then having his eyes rolls so far back in his head he can see his spine. "Not again! Can you knock of the fucking drama for two minutes?"
Posted by: El Mariachi at October 31, 2024 06:49 PM (mvURQ)
https://is.gd/rlPyOG
[Perhaps made by Disqus account "Funny That"]
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 31, 2024 06:49 PM (hovnC)
Jason Nelson@RealJasonNelson
“It’s going to be up to us on January 6th, 2025 to tell the rampaging Trump mobs that he’s disqualified, and then we need bodyguards for everybody in civil war conditions.” -Democrat Congressman Jamie Raskin 2/17/24
The fight won’t be over till it’s over.
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All he is saying is give war a chance.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at October 31, 2024 06:50 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 31, 2024 06:51 PM (NtVYv)
RFK Jr. thinks this stuff needs to be investigated and we need to take a hard look at what's going on, and nothing is off the table.
RFK Jr. has espoused an evidenced based approach, not the hysterical "nationwide abortion ban" type of approach Kamala is taking, you low T nitwit.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 31, 2024 06:44 PM (tT6L1)
he's always been a plagiarist. It just wasn't Ace this time.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2024 06:51 PM (n7h9X)
Especially for young people, if you already had Covid, then taking the "vaccine" gave you a small amount of risk for zero benefit.
None of those lying bastards would say that, because they wanted to manipulate as much of the public as possible to take the "vaccine".
Once you lie to me to manipulate my life choices, I will NEVER listen to another damn thing that you say.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 31, 2024 06:51 PM (HlyYF)
He's a scold, in the Puritan manner. He's been scoldy for the last decade or so because he's concerned.
Posted by: The New Archie Bunker at October 31, 2024 06:51 PM (w3pF7)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 31, 2024 06:51 PM (U1w17)
I winder how's that going to go?
Posted by: El Mariachi at October 31, 2024 06:51 PM (mvURQ)
From Deadline.
Jimmy Kimmel Devotes 19-Minute Monologue Making Case Against Donald Trump For President – Watch
By Greg Evans
October 30, 2024 8:07am
On Tuesday night, Jimmy Kimmel boldly went where the LA Times, the Washington Post and USA Today have feared to go: The late-night host of ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live! delivered what amounted to a 19-minute anti-endorsement for Donald Trump.
Before launching a long series of clips using Trump’s own words, Kimmel said, “Tonight’s monologue is for Republicans” and asked his viewers to send the video to the Republicans in their lives.
That's great entertainment.
And I'm sure we're all getting right on watching and sharing that monologue.
Posted by: Stateless at October 31, 2024 06:51 PM (jvJvP)
is take off your paaaaaaaaaants."
Posted by: 80's music fan at October 31, 2024 06:51 PM (MYHg1)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at October 31, 2024 06:51 PM (SRRAx)
"Preference" cascade indicates a free will choice. These women are first controlled by a variety of influence operations by BigMedia and the Google Archipelago. It is a PsyOp by DeepState to control ALL minds, but (especially single) women are more vulnerable.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 31, 2024 06:51 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 31, 2024 06:52 PM (NcPe/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2024 06:52 PM (Q1UHo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2024 06:52 PM (mfUOU)
I wasn’t a big fan of Fury Road like some and had no intention of watching Furiosa as I thought it would be worse for the same reasons I didn’t like Fury Road.
Once again I should not make assumptions because I really liked Furiosa and would recommend . That’s probably a minority opinion also.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2024 06:53 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 31, 2024 06:53 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 31, 2024 06:53 PM (hoIAK)
Breathe....breathe...
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Serenity now.
Serenity NOW.
SERENITY NOW!!!!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 31, 2024 06:53 PM (hovnC)
If all the people throw themselves into the volcano, who threaten to kill themselves,
The United States will be a much nicer place.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at October 31, 2024 06:53 PM (lL8As)
Anybody else remember here when Jenny McCarthy was a stupid liberal dumb ass whore for asking questions about vaccinations ?
I do.
Posted by: The New Archie Bunker at October 31, 2024 06:53 PM (w3pF7)
No no I mean a shotgun. Sawed off.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 31, 2024 06:46 PM
That is exactly the purpose of a "coach gun". It is a short, double-barrel shotgun.
Agree with you, Trump should have been sporting one!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 31, 2024 06:53 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at October 31, 2024 06:53 PM (L/fGl)
Was this in the news?
Oh. This happened back in June. Let's never speak of this again.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 31, 2024 06:53 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2024 06:54 PM (IyPmt)
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It was just a couple of clumps of cells, dude
Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2024 06:54 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: meh at October 31, 2024 06:54 PM (yjRHe)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at October 31, 2024 06:54 PM (Y1Bj4)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2024 06:53 PM (D6PGr)
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In the clips I've seen, it looks like Chris Hemsworth is having an indecent amount of fun being the bad guy.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 31, 2024 06:54 PM (U1w17)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 31, 2024 06:54 PM (gllTv)
I don't think any GOP voters believed what the comedian Kimmel said as part of his comedy act
Mackey later apologized said he was a changed man and was going to therapy.
Posted by: Paul at October 31, 2024 06:55 PM (TjcYU)
Crappy night for it, which I guess is season-appropriate.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Candy Bomber at October 31, 2024 06:55 PM (kpS4V)
She says her severed relationship is Trump's fault, not her own.
Reminds me of the woman in 2020 who harassed her dying father into voting for Biden and then bragged about it on TikTok.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 31, 2024 06:55 PM (XtvK7)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 31, 2024 06:55 PM (E3FnI)
The amount of narcissism these women have is off the charts.
What's even worse, they're breaking the hot/crazy matrix.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 31, 2024 06:55 PM (tT6L1)
@AntiWuCoalition
Just saw a kid dressed up as Trump trick or treating in the Back Bay.
One nasty woman said “you don’t get any candy” and the kid started crying.
Why are liberals so nasty?
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 31, 2024 06:55 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 31, 2024 06:56 PM (gllTv)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 31, 2024 06:54 PM (gllTv)
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I'm thinking America 2100 was satirizing Goldberg.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 31, 2024 06:56 PM (U1w17)
Posted by: Settled Science - Deplorable Garbage at October 31, 2024 06:56 PM (KF2Wj)
I'm going to have to give Jonah a red mark.
Posted by: Orson at October 31, 2024 06:56 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2024 06:56 PM (mfUOU)
Bostonians Against Mayor Wu
@AntiWuCoalition
74 year old Frederick Laidlaw, of Cohasset Massachusetts was charged with a felony after spray painting a swastika on a Trump campaign sign
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 31, 2024 06:57 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 31, 2024 06:57 PM (hoIAK)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 31, 2024 06:57 PM (Sa3se)
When he was first dating Usha,he wanted to make her a nice dinner. He didn't know a lot about vegetarians, so this is what he made. He took a tube of crescent rolls, laid it out in a pan, covered with broccoli and topped with ranch dressing. He baked it for 45 minutes. Called it a broccoli pizza.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 31, 2024 06:57 PM (gfViB)
The amount of narcissism these women have is off the charts.
What's even worse, they're breaking the hot/crazy matrix.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1)
You forgot the "brave nurses dancing" videos during the lockdowns?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2024 06:57 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Settled Science - Deplorable Garbage at October 31, 2024 06:56 PM (KF2Wj)
I hear colons all the time- but everyone keeps saying it is the dog.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2024 06:57 PM (mfUOU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2024 06:58 PM (Q1UHo)
Oh no. It's "winning".
Also winning when you use the same rules against those that told you over and over again that you can't use those rules.
I look forward as much, if not more so, toward using the "new rules" against those that harped on me about not getting in the gutter and using those rules.
Posted by: The New Archie Bunker at October 31, 2024 06:58 PM (w3pF7)
How many times did you try to text in your vote. After all you are an clueless idiot.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2024 06:58 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2024 06:57 PM (VNX3d)
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I prefer the term, "chose to ignore"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 31, 2024 06:58 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Paul at October 31, 2024 06:55 PM (TjcYU)
Let's get you into Room 110 and see how long you hold out, ratface.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 31, 2024 06:58 PM (gKWVE)
...everyone involved in the prosecution and judgment against Douglass Mackey (possibly excluding the jury) would go to prison for a very long time.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 06:59 PM (Kr0mW)
Posted by: Settled Science - Deplorable Garbage at October 31, 2024 06:56 PM (KF2Wj)
I hear colons all the time- but everyone keeps saying it is the dog.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2024 06:57 PM (mfUOU)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIf3IfHCoiE
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 31, 2024 06:59 PM (U1w17)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2024 06:59 PM (Aqu9a)
I guess I'm crazy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at October 31, 2024 06:59 PM (L/fGl)
Charles R Downs @TheCharlesDowns 4h
BREAKING:
Kamala Harris’s Campaign is giving free Lyft credits to rideshare “supporters” to her Las Vegas rally today. This comes on the heels of Kamala Harris busing supporters into D.C. for her Tuesday rally. Nothing about Kamala’s crowds are authentic.
Catturd ™ @catturd2 1h
LOL - paying people to go to the rally.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 31, 2024 06:59 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: pookysgirl, loaded with candy at October 31, 2024 06:59 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: gKWVE at October 31, 2024 06:59 PM (gKWVE)
She actually made claims that they cause autism. Hysterically.
Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2024 06:59 PM (z/jjr)
LOL - paying people to go to the rally.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 31, 2024 06:59 PM (hovnC)
The "enthusiasm is off the charts !
Posted by: It's me donna at October 31, 2024 07:00 PM (IyPmt)
Anybody else remember here when Jenny McCarthy was a stupid liberal dumb ass whore for asking questions about vaccinations ?
I do.
Posted by: The New Archie Bunker
Well, yes, I do. Life keeps moving along and attitudes change when situations change.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 31, 2024 07:00 PM (gllTv)
Posted by: Kratwurst at October 31, 2024 07:00 PM (fcDpY)
If only she would have said "myocarditis". And then flashed her tits.
Posted by: The New Archie Bunker at October 31, 2024 07:01 PM (w3pF7)
They sound just like the Wind.
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at October 31, 2024 07:01 PM (z/jjr)
LOL - paying people to go to the rally.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 31, 2024 06:59 PM (hovnC)
The "enthusiasm is off the charts !
Posted by: It's me donna
How much are they paying these people to stay long enough for the speechifyin'?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2024 07:01 PM (VNX3d)
I find this dubious, shall we say, as everyone knows the Oxford Linguistics programs specializes, focuses, and evangelizes on the Oxford Comma, a subject I'm proud to say that Ace subsidizes through our generous employment package, and the support of commenters like you.
Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Punctuation Brigade, Comma Company at October 31, 2024 07:02 PM (a3Q+t)
Now she has to have to do a video about the Donald costing her her dad and her jobs, and spit at her phone again
Posted by: N at October 31, 2024 07:02 PM (8XibL)
...everyone involved in the prosecution and judgment against Douglass Mackey (possibly excluding the jury) would go to prison for a very long time.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 06:59 PM (Kr0mW)
They still should For breaking the law and prosecuting an in convent man knowingly.
Posted by: Settled Science - Deplorable Garbage at October 31, 2024 07:02 PM (KF2Wj)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 31, 2024 07:03 PM (+H2BX)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 31, 2024 06:54 PM (gllTv)
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I'm thinking America 2100 was satirizing Goldberg.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
Oh. Hard to tell what's real and what's Babylon Bee. Heh!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 31, 2024 07:03 PM (gllTv)
Posted by: ... at October 31, 2024 07:03 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: As Chris Plante would say at October 31, 2024 07:03 PM (dg+HA)
For the record, I don't believe what either of these guys said is worthy of anything other than laughing or eye rolling; certainly not prison. But laws and interpretations of the law need to be applied equally and fairly to all. Therefore, Jimmy Kimmel must go to prison.
I am not even kidding.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 31, 2024 07:04 PM (q1ZgM)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 31, 2024 06:43 PM (t8vHj)
I hope Elon gives him a very very big flamethrower.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 07:04 PM (Kr0mW)
Posted by: Dr. T at October 31, 2024 06:55 PM (XtvK7)
Recently there was a woman bitching about her 'deadbeat dad' on the interwebs. Turned out he'd been paying lots of support and her mom had been lying about it, and he cut her out of his will.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2024 07:04 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: N at October 31, 2024 07:04 PM (8XibL)
Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2024 06:59 PM (z/jjr)
Having an autistic kid she was looking for a reason. I may not agree with her adamant viewpoint but I understand.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2024 07:04 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Settled Science - Deplorable Garbage at October 31, 2024 06:56 PM (KF2Wj)
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Jerrold Nadler at October 31, 2024 07:04 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: gKWVE at October 31, 2024 06:58 PM (gKWVE)
In fairness, a rat could probably chew that thing off his face.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at October 31, 2024 07:04 PM (Y1Bj4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2024 07:04 PM (Q1UHo)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 31, 2024 07:04 PM (QNSds)
If that's real, it's unnerving as hell. Houston, we have a problem.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2024 07:05 PM (mH6SG)
The CIA's little wind-up toys don't always miss.
Posted by: t-bird at October 31, 2024 07:05 PM (GCKiK)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 31, 2024 07:05 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2024 07:05 PM (HJ9BW)
Pre-load yer mags.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 31, 2024 07:05 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2024 06:44 PM (W/lyH)
Kimmel should learn to
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 07:05 PM (Kr0mW)
Ask me how correct I was in about 3 months as the House files impeachment charges for Trump promising a high level position to an individual who originally was competing against him in an election. You're not even supposed to do that when choosing a candidate in a primary (and offering positions to people to drop out so as to show a united front). They all do it, obviously. But, they're not supposed to...and we all know who will be called on the carpet for doing so.
Posted by: Orson at October 31, 2024 07:05 PM (dIske)
Comp me a Room, meals, and a round trip from the San Fernando valley and I'll fucking go! Then take side exit to the casino. Heap Big Wampum medicine!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 31, 2024 07:05 PM (B78cn)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 31, 2024 07:05 PM (w6EFb)
But few can stand to listen to Kamala screech, so they walk out, which is embarrassing for her (but MFN will not cover that part).
Posted by: illiniwek at October 31, 2024 07:06 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2024 07:06 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at October 31, 2024 07:06 PM (TN5A0)
Posted by: The tilda at October 31, 2024 07:06 PM (dg+HA)
How would PDT and RFKjr top that?
Posted by: DaveA at October 31, 2024 07:06 PM (FhXTo)
For what it’s worth I agree with that first sentence.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2024 07:07 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2024 07:07 PM (p4NUW)
The real Gerrold Nadler, who comments here upon occassion, would spell his name correctly, and include his party affiliation (D-NY) after his name.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at October 31, 2024 07:07 PM (a3Q+t)
Crappy night for it, which I guess is season-appropriate.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Candy Bomber
Raining here. Sunny all week but now it's raining. Poor kids.
Posted by: Tuna at October 31, 2024 07:07 PM (oaGWv)
We've lived in this neighborhood only since last December. I bought a Sam's Club sized bucket of Reese's like I have for the past several years. I'm sitting outside now and the guy across the street said that last year they had like 3 kids. I'm kinda bummed.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 31, 2024 07:08 PM (bVceS)
She said, that just wouldn't sit right with her, so she turned it down.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at October 31, 2024 07:08 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Stateless at October 31, 2024 06:41 PM (jvJvP)
You know whose colon was no secret?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2024 07:08 PM (Sq5ev)
Posted by: Piper
Are they usually wet
Posted by: N at October 31, 2024 07:08 PM (8XibL)
I'm going to have to give Jonah a red mark.
Posted by: Orson at October 31, 2024 06:56 PM (dIske)
Give him a break, he copied that line from somebody else in good faith.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2024 07:08 PM (n7h9X)
Weird story. Vance was a junior Republican senator at the time. Who did he think he was defending his family from?
This is the kind of comment you get when liberals involve themselves in man stuff.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 31, 2024 07:08 PM (++OiL)
No no I mean a shotgun. Sawed off.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 31, 2024 06:46 PM
That is exactly the purpose of a "coach gun". It is a short, double-barrel shotgun.
Agree with you, Trump should have been sporting one!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
12 gauge with 'cruiser' stock be nice too.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 31, 2024 07:09 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 31, 2024 07:09 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Piper
Are they usually wet
Posted by: N at October 31, 2024 07:08 PM (8XibL)
They usually don't go out in the rain.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2024 07:09 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2024 07:09 PM (Q1UHo)
Mom's not feeling well.
The cat Trumpy was fixed today.
Our friends came by. The kids looked cute. They're funny. They go out as a family and leave a bowl full of candy on the porch.
Canada. I think it usually goes well....
Posted by: Stateless at October 31, 2024 07:09 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at October 31, 2024 07:09 PM (L/fGl)
That could be fun to watch the blowup.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2024 07:09 PM (VNX3d)
Anyone who thinks these midwit dipshits are "elite" needs to have his head examined. They're stone-stupid. https://t.co/8RBEAg53Fo
— Ace of Spades (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 31, 2024
Cruel Ace is the best Ace. I shall follow.
Posted by: javems at October 31, 2024 07:09 PM (8I4hW)
Weird how the "man's man" tim walz didn't want to go on Rogan.
I mean he's a man's man. Right?
Literally.
Right?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 31, 2024 07:10 PM (4dxPb)
Posted by: Mayor Pete "Pothole" Buttegeig at October 31, 2024 07:10 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2024 07:08 PM (Sq5ev)
There's a huge list....
Sadly not Trudeau's Mom.
Posted by: Stateless at October 31, 2024 07:11 PM (jvJvP)
he is very smart on Fauci and the Big Con, but still a leftist that falls for some whacky "Big Commie" type ideas (e.g. ... "let's lock up people that deny global warming").
He is useful for winning against the current DeepState regime, which he hates ... so that is the world we live in, for now.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 31, 2024 07:11 PM (Cus5s)
BREAKING 🚨
Donald Trump is suing CBS News for $10 billion alleging 'deceptive doctoring' of Harris' '60 Minutes' interview.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 31, 2024 07:11 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Sassy Fred at October 31, 2024 07:11 PM (RMjVS)
Posted by: N at October 31, 2024 07:12 PM (8XibL)
How were they dressed?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2024 07:09 PM (Q1UHo)
---
As minions (monocular and binocular).
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Candy Bomber at October 31, 2024 07:12 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 31, 2024 07:12 PM (RIvkX)
hahaha, I just realized how funny that is.
So if anyone tells you how "manly" tim walz is, or how "real men" vote for kalama, just say, yeah, he's a "man's man."
(That means he's a FAG, in case it wasn't clear. Some times I don't know about You People.)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 31, 2024 07:12 PM (4dxPb)
Posted by: N at October 31, 2024 07:08 PM (8XibL)
They usually don't go out in the rain.
Posted by: Oldcat at
Was supposed to be very. If only I took 2 seconds to proof!
Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2024 07:12 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2024 07:12 PM (mH6SG)
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I keep saying that about college football. If you aren't in the Big10 or SEC, you wont be playing college football in 10 years or you will be a farm team for the 2 conferences that pay punters more than the head coaches of the outsider teams.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 31, 2024 07:12 PM (q1ZgM)
I see dead papers.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 31, 2024 07:12 PM (xCA6C)
The real Gerrold Nadler, who comments here upon occassion, would spell his name correctly, and include his party affiliation (D-NY) after his name.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at October 31, 2024 07:07 PM (a3Q+t)
Mr. Crusher, your immense learning seems to have a lacuna. Best wishes. Jerry.
https://is.gd/8cuSi3
Posted by: Jerrold Nadler at October 31, 2024 07:13 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2024 07:13 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2024 07:13 PM (Q1UHo)
Posted by: Oddbob at October 31, 2024 07:08 PM (bVceS)
They mostly come at night, mostly.
Posted by: Newt at October 31, 2024 07:13 PM (Y1Bj4)
Posted by: Sifty at October 31, 2024 07:13 PM (iij7f)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2024 07:04 PM (D6PGr)
Who the hell isn't autistic these days....or "On the Spectrum" as they call it. It's what they used to use to get sympathy before Trans became the fashion.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2024 07:13 PM (n7h9X)
The last NM senate race poll had the Dem winning by 10; 48-38.
Is NM in play?
Maybe not. But, traditionally, an incumbent below 50% was always a warning sign.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 31, 2024 07:14 PM (uLKZx)
Harry Potter and the Secret Apostrophe was the weakest book in the series.
Posted by: mikeski at October 31, 2024 07:14 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 31, 2024 07:14 PM (dE3DB)
Let's not rule out tire irons just yet.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 31, 2024 07:14 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2024 07:12 PM (mH6SG)
Same here. Actually went kite-flying this afternoon.
Posted by: Sassy Fred at October 31, 2024 07:14 PM (RMjVS)
Posted by: The tilda at October 31, 2024 07:06 PM (dg+HA)
====
I don't think so
Posted by: Tilda Swinton at October 31, 2024 07:14 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2024 07:12 PM (mH6SG)
See? Notorious can hear Pete Buttigege's colon.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2024 07:14 PM (mfUOU)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 31, 2024 07:14 PM (dE3DB)
Except for us dullards who ain't on X.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 31, 2024 07:15 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Orson at October 31, 2024 07:15 PM (dIske)
Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2024 07:15 PM (z/jjr)
Trump campaign not only went a letter to CO SoS demanding she half processing if mail ballots with machines whose passwords were leaked
But they also notified her that what she did is a Class 5 felony
Knowingly leaking passwords to voting machines is a very serious crime, Jena!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 31, 2024 07:15 PM (hovnC)
BREAKING 🚨
Donald Trump is suing CBS News for $10 billion alleging 'deceptive doctoring' of Harris' '60 Minutes' interview.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 31, 2024 07:11 PM (hovnC)
Just wait till the case comes to trial with a new judge Trump appoints.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2024 07:16 PM (n7h9X)
Boston Radio Watch®️
@bostonradio
In Beacon Hill, W towns and in some cinematic parts of North Shore, they give out oversized Toblerones. That’s where you are supposed to be taking your young beneficiaries tonight.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 31, 2024 07:16 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 31, 2024 07:14 PM (xCA6C)
I'm flexible on the tools used, just as long as the end result is a pummeled Goldberg.
Posted by: Sassy Fred at October 31, 2024 07:16 PM (RMjVS)
Posted by: N at October 31, 2024 07:12 PM (8XibL)
---
They actually found some footage in Tim-The-Pillow-Biters' home movie collection and decided to shoot the rest of the movie around it.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 31, 2024 07:16 PM (q1ZgM)
Let's not rule out tire irons just yet.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 31, 2024 07:14 PM (xCA6C)
Pickleball paddle.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 31, 2024 07:16 PM (Ad8y9)
Though you know the apostrophe's
Never in "his"
"It's" and "its" can be tricky
Unless you're a whiz
This being a mark that's not easy to use.
While you're crossing your t's
Mind your p's and your Q's.
- Richard Armour
Posted by: fd at October 31, 2024 07:16 PM (vFG9F)
(It's hit or miss, with the spice; but I like some of it)
If I give that out:
1) Is it cultural appropriation?
2) Or is it cultural enrichment?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 31, 2024 07:16 PM (uLKZx)
My neighborhood is hit or miss. Sometimes we get thirty or so kids. Sometimes we get zero kids.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2024 07:16 PM (Odg76)
https://is.gd/8cuSi3
Posted by: Jerrold Nadler at October 31, 2024 07:13 PM (PiwSw)
====
He won't shut up.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 31, 2024 07:16 PM (RIvkX)
Be funnier to see him on Psilocybin.
Posted by: garrett at October 31, 2024 07:15 PM (z/jjr)
Like Bill the Cat.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2024 07:16 PM (Y1Bj4)
(It's hit or miss, with the spice; but I like some of it)
If I give that out:
1) Is it cultural appropriation?
2) Or is it cultural enrichment?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 31, 2024 07:16 PM (uLKZx)
====
Leaded or unleaded?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 31, 2024 07:17 PM (RIvkX)
...everyone involved in the prosecution and judgment against Douglass Mackey (possibly excluding the jury) would go to prison for a very long time.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 06:59 PM (Kr0mW)
One way helicopter rides. It is de wey.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2024 07:17 PM (Sq5ev)
Let me get this right. If you reject a family member because they're gay, you're the most hateful person on the planet, but if you reject a family member for voting for Trump, you're courageous and enlightened.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2024 07:17 PM (EsZUh)
HUGE LINES in Bucks County.
No one is going to the democrat table — they look distressed.
We texted every Republican in Bucks.
Wait until you see the numbers tomorrow.
📍Doylestown, PA
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 31, 2024 07:17 PM (hovnC)
Ask me how correct I was in about 3 months as the House files impeachment charges for Trump promising a high level position to an individual who originally was competing against him in an election. You're not even supposed to do that when choosing a candidate in a primary (and offering positions to people to drop out so as to show a united front). They all do it, obviously. But, they're not supposed to...and we all know who will be called on the carpet for doing so.
Posted by: Orson at October 31, 2024 07:05 PM (dIske)
So?
I mean, there are limits to what I would give to RFK Jr.... but 'the house will impeach OrangeManBad, again!'? First, that would require him to be in office, and second, what stupid ass things would they *not* try if that is so? They've tried to murder him twice already.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 07:18 PM (Kr0mW)
Be funnier to see him on Psilocybin.
Posted by: garrett
Bring your laser pointer.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 31, 2024 07:18 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Jessica at October 31, 2024 07:18 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2024 07:18 PM (Q1UHo)
Posted by: Ciampino - A post trophy at October 31, 2024 07:18 PM (i0xsb)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2024 07:18 PM (Y1Bj4)
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2024 07:18 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Four word commenter name at October 31, 2024 07:19 PM (sfE0c)
Or the left needs to admit that it's too much for a joke.
Kimmel's platform DWARFS that of an X-poster.
The DoJ had to play it dumb, they'll look even dumber if they don't realize the order of magnitude that Kimmel has stepped this up.
Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2024 07:19 PM (RS6K6)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2024 07:17 PM (EsZUh)
-===
Yes, as long as the family is broken.
-the Institutional Establishment Junta
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 31, 2024 07:20 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: jsg at October 31, 2024 07:20 PM (7kKPC)
Posted by: fd at October 31, 2024 07:20 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2024 07:18 PM (LHPAg)
---
Slapping is Doug's department.
Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2024 07:20 PM (RS6K6)
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at October 31, 2024 07:21 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 31, 2024 07:21 PM (uLKZx)
Good point and though he appeared more than moderately autistic as a kid it seems he was able to go to college and graduate and live on his own. He has moved back home after college.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2024 07:21 PM (D6PGr)
(It's hit or miss, with the spice; but I like some of it)
If I give that out:
1) Is it cultural appropriation?
2) Or is it cultural enrichment?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 31, 2024 07:16 PM (uLKZx)
---
It's always the one that is worse
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 31, 2024 07:21 PM (q1ZgM)
Oh good, You People have finished your victory laps, now you've moved on to picking the Cabinet.
How 'bout we win the election, first?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 31, 2024 07:21 PM (4dxPb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2024 07:18 PM (Q1UHo)
How far off, I sit and wonder?
Posted by: Bob Seger at October 31, 2024 07:21 PM (Aqu9a)
This is maddening. Of course neither Vaughn nor Kimmel should have been or be persecuted for a clear First Amendment right to make an obvious joke, but having set a standard, the current DoJ MUST exercise the same discretion in a case whereby an even "bigger" name with a much larger audience broke the same "law".
Kimmel committed an exponentially larger and more egregious "crime". And it's Garland et al who have created and continue to create lawless society. It's not lawless until these SOBs make it so because of their persecutorial bias. They mock the law and create the seeds that will destroy it. There are fewer more anti-American things than that.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 31, 2024 07:21 PM (aXxgO)
Trump campaign not only went a letter to CO SoS demanding she half processing if mail ballots with machines whose passwords were leaked
But they also notified her that what she did is a Class 5 felony
Knowingly leaking passwords to voting machines is a very serious crime, Jena!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 31, 2024 07:15 PM (hovnC)
Who is going to arrest her?
Not holding my breath - but I would LMAO if she received a 3am no-knock raid.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 07:22 PM (Kr0mW)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2024 07:22 PM (Y1Bj4)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at October 31, 2024 07:07 PM (a3Q+t)
The real Wesley Crusher would spell "occasion" correctly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2024 07:22 PM (Sq5ev)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2024 07:22 PM (Q1UHo)
...everyone involved in the prosecution and judgment against Douglass Mackey (possibly excluding the jury) would go to prison for a very long time.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 06:59 PM (Kr0mW)
One way helicopter rides. It is de wey.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2024 07:17 PM (Sq5ev)
Not mutually exclusive
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 07:22 PM (Kr0mW)
ARIZONA EARLY VOTING UPDATE
Republicans lead by 163,000 ballots.
Tomorrow is the last day. AZ ballot is 4 pages. There will be long lines on election day. Incredibly important to vote early.
🔴 847k (+163k) for republicans
🔵 684k for democrats
🟡 533k independents
DC_Draino @DC_Draino 2h
Arizona you only have 1 more day of early voting
Stop putting it off
Go vote early so they can’t steal it again like they did in Maricopa 2022!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 31, 2024 07:22 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 31, 2024 07:21 PM (4dxPb)
Hear, hear
Posted by: jsg at October 31, 2024 07:22 PM (7kKPC)
Oh joy. Daddy Issues. I guess she is aiming to get knocked up by a drug dealer and have a multi-racial kid and as its single mother will be working some shady topless bar.
Posted by: Bitter, Deplorable Unknown Garbage Under Pressure at October 31, 2024 07:23 PM (rHxhM)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 31, 2024 07:23 PM (4dxPb)
Posted by: Orson at October 31, 2024 07:05 PM
Dude chill out, if the democrats gain control of the House they are going to impeach Trump just for winning the election, everything else is just fluff.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 31, 2024 07:23 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 31, 2024 07:24 PM (4dxPb)
Or marigold seeds?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 31, 2024 07:24 PM (4dxPb)
Dental floss.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2024 07:24 PM (Y1Bj4)
https://tinyurl.com/5a4jpe2m
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 31, 2024 07:24 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 31, 2024 07:21 PM (4dxPb)
Hear, hear
Posted by: jsg at October 31, 2024 07:22 PM (7kKPC)
What you guys think it’s a jinx or something to discuss cabinet positions?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2024 07:24 PM (D6PGr)
I never get that one right on the first try. I know one of the consonants is doubled but can't remember which one.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 31, 2024 07:25 PM (Tm7MJ)
Or marigold seeds?
Posted by: Soothsayer
Pumpkin seeds, to grow for next year?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 31, 2024 07:25 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2024 07:25 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 31, 2024 07:25 PM (aRslG)
Never in "his"
"It's" and "its" can be tricky
Unless you're a whiz
This being a mark that's not easy to use.
While you're crossing your t's
Mind your p's and your Q's.
- Richard Armour
don't forget about the convenient storage lockers up in the fo'c's'le.
Posted by: anachronda at October 31, 2024 07:25 PM (sGtp+)
Hey, I have some yellow onions I can give out.
Posted by: G'rump928
Sure, why not.
Kids love onions.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 31, 2024 07:25 PM (4dxPb)
==
Dude chill out, if the democrats gain control of the House they are going to impeach Trump just for
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 31, 2024 07:23 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 07:25 PM (Kr0mW)
Posted by: davidt at October 31, 2024 07:25 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Axeman
Wait! Kamala is a member of the Slapaho tribe? I thought she was Dot, not feather.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2024 07:25 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2024 07:26 PM (n7h9X)
Or marigold seeds?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 31, 2024 07:24 PM (4dxPb)
Bouillon cubes, individually wrapped.
Posted by: Count de Monet, got bouillon cubes one year, no shit at October 31, 2024 07:26 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 31, 2024 07:26 PM (4dxPb)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2024 07:26 PM (Y1Bj4)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 31, 2024 07:26 PM (4dxPb)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2024 07:26 PM (fwDg9)
AKA lazy man's I'm not going outside way to dole out candy to rug rats. About 10 to 15 came through so far. Some parents in the area arranged it and publicized it since this is the country.
Posted by: Orson at October 31, 2024 07:27 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2024 07:27 PM (mfUOU)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2024 07:16 PM (Odg76)
When my parents came to this house, she says their first year they had 450 kids.
Crap. The cat Trumpy just got fixed today. He has a cone on. I put him and Snowflake outside.
They're outdoor cats, I can't keep them in 24 hours a day.
I bought a ton of stuff for them to play with. Snowflake was out earlier and came in after 15 minites or so. Good sign.
But ugghhh.
I'm drinking steadily through November. Not drunk drinking. Just drinking until all this dies down.
Posted by: Stateless at October 31, 2024 07:27 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Count de Monet, got bouillon cubes one year, no shit at October 31, 2024 07:26 PM (Aqu9a)
Assorted animal bones.
Posted by: Sassy Fred at October 31, 2024 07:27 PM (RMjVS)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 07:27 PM (Kr0mW)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 31, 2024 07:14 PM (xCA6C)
Remember to always use Insomniac brand professional tire irons for the best in quality and performance!
Posted by: Insomniac Tire Irons, LLC at October 31, 2024 07:27 PM (WuJwx)
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2024 07:18 PM (LHPAg)
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Slapping is Doug's department.
Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2024 07:20 PM (RS6K6)
I was thinking about Waltz special need son.
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2024 07:27 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2024 07:28 PM (Y1Bj4)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2024 07:28 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2024 07:25 PM (p4NUW)
I remember one year our new neighbors, a nice newlywed couple made caramel apples. It was in the age when the razor blade in apples nonsense was being spread, and nobody took them and she was so sad. So we got em all.
It was worth the two siblings for sure.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2024 07:28 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2024 07:26 PM (fwDg9)
*ponders*
Has Kamala received the coveted algore endorsement?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 07:28 PM (Kr0mW)
Posted by: N at October 31, 2024 07:12 PM
"Cut. Cut! CUUUUT! Goddamit Tim! For the 57th time, you're supposed to struggle!"
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 31, 2024 07:28 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2024 07:28 PM (D6PGr)
Bitcoin.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2024 07:28 PM (n7h9X)
https://refer.is/l56i2kz3
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
I've been watching clips and it's pretty good. I hate to say it, but I don't like watching Trump speak much, but Vance is smart and can carry an interesting conversation.
With the VP candidate doing the show, maybe Walz will sit with Rogan! Show the world what REAL tonic masculinity is!!!
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 31, 2024 07:28 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: DanMan at October 31, 2024 07:29 PM (8uzBS)
Or marigold seeds?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 31, 2024 07:24 PM (4dxPb)
Bouillon cubes, individually wrapped.
That's so low rent. I give out frozen cubes of demi-glace. Sure, the kids have to run home to put them in the freezer, and sometimes dogs follow them and take their stash, but still...
Posted by: Archimedes at October 31, 2024 07:29 PM (xCA6C)
JUST IN - Donald Trump is favored over Kamala Harris in 5 out of 6 tossup states. — Decision Desk HQ
https://is.gd/97HjGX
chart; I don't know if 'our' ex DD HQ
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 31, 2024 07:29 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 31, 2024 07:29 PM (4dxPb)
out: it's a man's life in the royal navy
in: it's a man's life a heartbeat away
Posted by: anachronda at October 31, 2024 07:29 PM (sGtp+)
Watching Nosferatu 3rd year in a row
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2024 07:30 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 31, 2024 07:18 PM (Q1UHo)
How far off, I sit and wonder?
Posted by: Bob Seger at October 31, 2024 07:21 PM (Aqu9a)
'With points of her own, standing way up proud....'
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2024 07:30 PM (LHPAg)
JUST IN - Donald Trump is favored over Kamala Harris in 5 out of 6 tossup states. — Decision Desk HQ
https://is.gd/97HjGX
chart; I don't know if 'our' ex DD HQ
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 31, 2024 07:29 PM (hovnC)
is
Posted by: davidt at October 31, 2024 07:30 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Don Black at October 31, 2024 07:30 PM (/7KEl)
be nice if trump could make it to the end of the sentence without SQUIRREL!
Posted by: anachronda at October 31, 2024 07:30 PM (sGtp+)
This can only be handled in an asylum.
I know that these institutions have had some very ugly history and even uglier atrocities have been allowed in them. But surely, surely, this country has learned from that and can safely care for these people.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at October 31, 2024 07:30 PM (4XwPj)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2024 07:28 PM (D6PGr)
Due to Bidenflation shouldn't you give them dollar bills?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 07:30 PM (Kr0mW)
Posted by: mindful webworker - interrobanging‼‼ at October 31, 2024 07:31 PM (V2nKN)
Posted by: scampydog at October 31, 2024 07:31 PM (kqnce)
JUST IN - Donald Trump is favored over Kamala Harris in 5 out of 6 tossup states. — Decision Desk HQ
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the thing the guy said in the garage
Posted by: Don Black at October 31, 2024 07:32 PM (/7KEl)
That's one take. Another one is that a Zombie Public had its senses awakened because the internet and alternate media broke through the sonic, hypnotic drone that they had been bathed in since birth. The MFM held the mantle of truth and integrity because they owned the means to say so. Just ask them. The vast majority of the population was ignorant. Not stupid (or any more stupid than any other contemporary period), ignorant.
And without the limiting shackles of propagandistic messengers, the ignorant became less so and increasingly less so at an increasing rate.
Now, They Live is We Live.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at October 31, 2024 07:32 PM (aXxgO)
It was worth the two siblings for sure.
that's one of them funky british pre-decimalization monetary units, isn't it?
Posted by: anachronda at October 31, 2024 07:32 PM (sGtp+)
How 'bout we win the election, first?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 31, 2024 07:21 PM (4dxPb)
Eeyore! Dontcha know Trump can’t lose?
A judge even closed one of the hundreds of holes in our electoral system which Democrats use to cheat. It’s in the bag.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at October 31, 2024 07:32 PM (iMOsP)
Posted by: Orson at October 31, 2024 07:32 PM (dIske)
Cernovich
@Cernovich
What I've said privately I'll say publicly.
I think Trump knows he's won on election night.
RFK JR and team need to move in fast on HHS.
The lobbyists will be there. Ready to swoop in.
It's going to be a knife fight.
BE AGGRESSIVE as hell.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 31, 2024 07:32 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Orson at October 31, 2024 07:32 PM (dIske)
*preens*
I'm ready for my close-up.
Posted by: David Hogg at October 31, 2024 07:33 PM (Kr0mW)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 31, 2024 07:29 PM (4dxPb)
The New York World-Telegram is only three cents!
Posted by: Sassy Fred at October 31, 2024 07:33 PM (RMjVS)
The kids leave with an outrageous amount of candy. They are going to be so disappointed in the world when then reach adulthood.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2024 07:33 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: mindful webworker - no, no, that was supposed to be interrobanging‽‽ at October 31, 2024 07:33 PM (V2nKN)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 07:30 PM (Kr0mW)
Only if they’re dressed up as strippers.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2024 07:33 PM (D6PGr)
How about Incense cones?
Kids like them?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 31, 2024 07:26 PM (4dxPb)
Ear wax smoke cones.
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2024 07:34 PM (LHPAg)
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 28m
JUST IN - LeBron James backing Kamala Harris in US election battle
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 31, 2024 07:34 PM (hovnC)
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 28m
JUST IN - LeBron James backing Kamala Harris in US election battle
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 31, 2024 07:34 PM (hovnC)
CCP whore says what?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 07:34 PM (Kr0mW)
Posted by: Devious Halloween Tricks at October 31, 2024 07:35 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: jsg at October 31, 2024 07:35 PM (7kKPC)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 31, 2024 07:34 PM (hovnC)
He read her book! (at least the title page)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2024 07:35 PM (Sq5ev)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 07:35 PM (Kr0mW)
Cernovich
@Cernovich
What I've said privately I'll say publicly.
I think Trump knows he's won on election night.
RFK JR and team need to move in fast on HHS.
The lobbyists will be there. Ready to swoop in.
It's going to be a knife fight.
BE AGGRESSIVE as hell.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 31, 2024 07:32 PM (TGPs7)
Taking over the government the day after the election would be pretty aggressive. Most wait to be sworn in.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2024 07:35 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 31, 2024 07:26 PM (4dxPb)
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White ones on dope?
Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2024 07:36 PM (RS6K6)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2024 07:36 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: mindful webworker - no, no, that was supposed to be interrobanging‽‽ at October 31, 2024 07:33 PM
Personally, I hide from them.
Posted by: 10mm socket at October 31, 2024 07:36 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2024 07:35 PM (n7h9X)
Saves time doing it this way.
Posted by: Sassy Fred at October 31, 2024 07:36 PM (RMjVS)
Ryan Heiniger
@FarmrHuntr
My wife is now 4 for 4 hitting deer with every vehicle she has owned since we've been married
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 31, 2024 07:36 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2024 07:35 PM (n7h9X)
It's never too early to start the purge.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2024 07:36 PM (Y1Bj4)
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Taking over the government the day after the election would be pretty aggressive. Most wait to be sworn in.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2024 07:35 PM (n7h9X)
What if you have an awesome Seal of the Office of the President Elect?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 07:36 PM (Kr0mW)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 31, 2024 07:37 PM (Y1Bj4)
Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2024 07:37 PM (p4NUW)
Ryan Heiniger
@FarmrHuntr
My wife is now 4 for 4 hitting deer with every vehicle she has owned since we've been married
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 31, 2024 07:36 PM (TGPs7)
Cheaper than venison at the butcher, and fresher.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2024 07:38 PM (n7h9X)
BREAKING: Israeli intelligence suggests Iran is preparing to attack Israel from Iraqi territory in the coming days, possibly before the U.S. presidential election - Axios
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 31, 2024 07:38 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2024 07:37 PM (p4NUW)
Cautiously doomy.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2024 07:38 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2024 07:37 PM
* fistbump *
Posted by: Winston Wolfe at October 31, 2024 07:38 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2024 07:37 PM (p4NUW)
My current expectation:
1) They will cheat
2) They will not like what happens next
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 07:39 PM (Kr0mW)
Posted by: Orson at October 31, 2024 07:32 PM (dIske)
I believe deepstate is planning some tuff way bigger than a mass shooting, and whatever it is would be in a red state.
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2024 07:39 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2024 07:36 PM (Aqu9a)
Pencil sketches of scenes from the Marquis de Sade's novel 'Justine' ...
Posted by: Sassy Fred at October 31, 2024 07:39 PM (RMjVS)
Sure they're kind of disappointing, but wait until they're putting in a door frame!
Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2024 07:39 PM (RS6K6)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 31, 2024 07:39 PM (PiwSw)
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 28m
JUST IN - LeBron James backing Kamala Harris in US election battle
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 31, 2024 07:34 PM (hovnC)
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I wonder which policies of hers does he favor???
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 31, 2024 07:40 PM (q1ZgM)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 31, 2024 07:36 PM (TGPs7)
Did she hit one when it was already dead in the road? I did. Boy, was my face red.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 31, 2024 07:40 PM (OX9vb)
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I believe deepstate is planning some tuff way bigger than a mass shooting, and whatever it is would be in a red state.
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2024 07:39 PM (LHPAg)
Mr E speaks with words of iron. Head on a swivel, ya Morons (and 'Ettes too).
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 07:40 PM (Kr0mW)
Posted by: Jeff Toobin at October 31, 2024 07:40 PM (i0F8b)
BREAKING: Israeli intelligence suggests Iran is preparing to attack Israel from Iraqi territory in the coming days, possibly before the U.S. presidential election - Axios
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 31, 2024 07:38 PM (hovnC)
Iraq doesn't border Israel last I checked.
Israeli Intelligence is working about as well as before last year's massacre.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2024 07:40 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: fd at October 31, 2024 07:40 PM (vFG9F)
BREAKING: Boxer and YouTuber Jake Paul endorses Donald Trump.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 31, 2024 07:41 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) searching about at October 31, 2024 07:41 PM (Y1Bj4)
I am a life long Republican but can't vote for Trummp because of some Democrat Propaganda lies
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2024 07:41 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 31, 2024 07:41 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 31, 2024 07:41 PM (Kr0mW)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 31, 2024 07:41 PM (gfViB)
Rockets and missiles can fly over countries to their target.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2024 07:42 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Orson at October 31, 2024 07:32 PM (dIske)
I believe deepstate is planning some tuff way bigger than a mass shooting, and whatever it is would be in a red state.
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2024 07:39 PM (LHPAg)
given the level of deepstate planning I wouldn't worry. They planned to have Russia broken up and in anarchy two years ago.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2024 07:42 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench)
I read somewhere (maybe even on the internet) that the percentage of the population that was institutionalized before we closed the nut houses down is just about exactly the percentage of the homeless population now.
Boy, shows how big hearted we are, yes?
Posted by: MkY at October 31, 2024 07:43 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2024 07:25 PM (p4NUW)
How do you keep the tequila from soaking into the crust?
Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2024 07:43 PM (D7oie)
Rockets and missiles can fly over countries to their target.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2024 07:42 PM (LkLld)
that's still not Iraqi territory, but airspace.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2024 07:43 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 31, 2024 07:43 PM (PiwSw)
BREAKING: Israeli intelligence suggests Iran is preparing to attack Israel from Iraqi territory in the coming days, possibly before the U.S. presidential election - Axios
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 31, 2024 07:38 PM (hovnC)
I rate this likely, perhaps with an attack on America at the same time.
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2024 07:43 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2024 07:25 PM (p4NUW)
How do you keep the tequila from soaking into the crust?
Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2024 07:43 PM (D7oie)
shot glasses like pepperoni.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2024 07:44 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Innovative and Green Halloween Treats at October 31, 2024 07:44 PM (vFG9F)
I am a life long Republican but can't vote for Trummp because of some Democrat Propaganda lies
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2024 07:41 PM (fwDg9)
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I voted for Trump, but I'm going to recite a bunch of lines from every Dem lie campaign yet!
I've started talking back to them.
"Like I fucking care."
"Oh, that's what I was WAITING for! To know how this asshole who can parrot Dem propaganda, was going to vote!"
Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2024 07:44 PM (RS6K6)
Israeli Intelligence is working about as well as before last year's massacre.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2024 07:40 PM (n7h9X)
But they could launch missiles from there. Less travel time means less warning.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2024 07:44 PM (Sq5ev)
Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2024 07:25 PM (p4NUW)
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Sounds salty.
Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2024 07:44 PM (RS6K6)
So when Iran sent missiles at Israel that was just an airspace attack?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2024 07:45 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Axeman at October 31, 2024 07:45 PM (RS6K6)
If you post a comment, and in any of the name, email, or URL fields you use a semi-colon or quote-mark, it will post, but all the fields come back blanked.
Seems t'me there's another character that does the same, but I don't recall what it is.
Posted by: mindful webworker - AoSHQ etiquette master at October 31, 2024 07:45 PM (V2nKN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 31, 2024 07:46 PM (mfUOU)
So says the msm.
Posted by: Settled Science - Deplorable Garbage at October 31, 2024 07:47 PM (KF2Wj)
Posted by: Oldcat at October 31, 2024 07:42 PM (n7h9X)
How long did Las Vegas take?
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2024 07:47 PM (LHPAg)
63 million people have already voted in the Nov. 5 election.
That's 40% of all votes in 2020.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 31, 2024 07:48 PM (hovnC)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2024 07:49 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: anachronda at October 31, 2024 07:30 PM (sGtp+)
There was an American comedian who talked about trying to play comedy clubs in Scotland, where the practice is apparently to tell jokes interspersed with long rambling tales that tend not to be more insightful than funny, and he had trouble getting gigs there.
I kind of like it, I am listening to a story with a political element more than a political speech.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2024 07:49 PM (D7oie)
Then probably start printing out a chess set, but there are so many different sets.
The cool thing is you can scale them down, print out a couple of different pieces, see which ones you like and then print them at full scale.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 31, 2024 07:50 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Settled Science - Deplorable Garbage at October 31, 2024 07:50 PM (KF2Wj)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2024 07:49 PM (fwDg9)
Call 911, you're having a stroke.
Posted by: Sassy Fred at October 31, 2024 07:50 PM (RMjVS)
Posted by: Piper at October 31, 2024 07:06 PM
Sitting here watching Young Frankenstein in memory of the knockers.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2024 07:53 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: I'm not ZOD but he would totally say this at October 31, 2024 07:56 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2024 07:36 PM (Aqu9a)
ooh, hey, yeah! I still have those packets of red pepper and cheese from Domino's!
Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2024 07:57 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2024 08:12 PM (D6PGr)
Spare me
Thanks Ace for all you do
Posted by: Isolden at October 31, 2024 09:38 PM (dB99g)
I hope the WH gets called out by the law on this.
Posted by: PJ at November 01, 2024 12:57 AM (RRCAT)
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