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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (11/2/24)

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The Saturday Night Joke


It is easier for men to be Happy...


Men Are Just Happier People! What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress - $5,000. Tux rental - $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Two pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes - one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.


You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache... You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier!


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Moar Humor!



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You need moar humor?

The Presidential election of 2024 was too close to call. Neither Donald Trump nor Harris had enough votes to win. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the winner. A week-long ice fishing competition seemed to be a sportsmanlike way to settle things, and the candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the election.

After much back-and-forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin. There were to be no observers present, and both politicians were to be sent out separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their catch for the day to be counted and verified by a team of neutral parties.

At the end of the first day, Trump returned to the starting line, and he had 10 fish. Soon, Harris returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed she was just having a bad day or something and hopefully, she would catch up the next day.

At the end of the 2nd day Trump came in with 20 fish and Harris came in again with none.

That evening, the Democrats got together secretly and said to Harris, we think Trump is a low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun. Tomorrow, don't even bother fishing. Just spy on him and see just how he is cheating.

The next night (after Trump returns with 50 fish), the Democrats got together for the report of how the Republicans were cheating.

Harris shook her head and said, "You are not going to believe this, he's cutting holes in the ice.” (H/T Diogenes)


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A messy tradition in Chagrin Falls rolls on!

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Ya der 'eh. Its been awhile since we saw Charlie........


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Defund the police? Hell no!!!!

STOCKTON, Calif. —
A man's attempt at vigilante justice led to him mistakenly shooting at law enforcement personnel who were in the middle of a foot chase, the San Joaquin County Sheriff's Office said Thursday.

Deputies were looking for the people who triggered an alarm around 1:25 a.m. at the Pick-n-Pull along Clark Drive in Stockton, the sheriff's office said. When they got to the business, deputies spotted three people and ran after them, heading west from the northeast perimeter of the property.

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They don't make commercials like this one anymore.


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Once again!!!! The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM

How to find lost objects: 6 techniques that really work

A few years ago, I lost my passport two days before a big, international trip. Getting a new passport expedited would cost hundreds of dollars. And I wasn’t sure if it would even arrive in time.

You can imagine how stressed I was. The last time I saw my passport was on my bed. I turned my room upside down to try and find it, to no avail.

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The ONT Musical Interlude & Lard Emporium


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We tell guys not to stick their d$%( into crazy. What about women? Genius Award Winner.

A female prison worker faces jail after she admitted having a fling with the murderer of law graduate Zara Aleena.

Hayley Jones, 33, pleaded guilty to misconduct in a public office over her ‘inappropriate relationship’ with Jordan McSweeney, 31, at HMP Belmarsh between March and April last year.


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by International Brotherhood Of ER Surgeons.

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Notice: Posted with permission by someone who claims to be ace. But, it looks more like a hamster. Don't ask, don't tell.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian (ONT Cob Emeritus) at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 Yay, Cookie Monster Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 02, 2024 10:00 PM (lUFok)

2 hidden

Posted by: Ciampino - I assume TLJ is a Democrat at November 02, 2024 10:00 PM (i0xsb)

3 Meow

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at November 02, 2024 10:00 PM (w3u3d)

4 Good evening MisHum!
Thanks for the Saturday ONT!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 02, 2024 10:01 PM (R/rZJ)

5 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at November 02, 2024 10:01 PM (9YN2+)

6 Don't forget the Time Change! We lose an hour of ONT tonight!! **shakes fist at sky!

Posted by: Iris at November 02, 2024 10:01 PM (bOJ2I)

7 That is a yummy looking pizza! Hello, Horde 😊♥️🦎

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at November 02, 2024 10:01 PM (SRRAx)

8 Woof.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 02, 2024 10:02 PM (JkO4W)

9 Present

Posted by: Javems at November 02, 2024 10:02 PM (8I4hW)

10 Yay ONT

Posted by: PaleRider, deplorable basket of garbage at November 02, 2024 10:02 PM (CKOCg)

11 Bread with cheese.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 02, 2024 10:02 PM (WXNFJ)

12 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 02, 2024 10:03 PM (rii+a)

13 Saturday night at the movies is behind us
Saturday overnight is ahead
Is this great, or what?

.
.
.
.
What?

Howdy, y'all.

Why is my net connection so painfully slow alla sudden?

Posted by: mindful webworker has arrived at November 02, 2024 10:03 PM (zmGDy)

14 >> We lose an hour of ONT tonight!!

We gain an hour! 11/3 has 25 hours back to Standard Time.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 02, 2024 10:04 PM (w6EFb)

15 Great looking Pizza! Delicious!

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2024 10:04 PM (V13WU)

16 Remember... Spring Back, Fall Forward.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2024 10:04 PM (uxCna)

17 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at November 02, 2024 10:04 PM (JkO4W)

18 Darn it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 02, 2024 10:04 PM (hOUT3)

19 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by International Brotherhood Of ER Surgeons.

The more you look at it, the worse it gets.

The engine is on backwards, so you have to stand in front of it to pull the cord.

Which means the safety interlock is disabled, since you can't be behind it holding the handle.

Posted by: mikeski at November 02, 2024 10:05 PM (DgGvY)

20 I hope you've kept your code reading skills sharp.

David Frum@davidfrum
"Liz Cheney is a warmonger" is code for "I will betray Ukraine and Taiwan."

-
I thought it was code for "We're having ham for Christmas" but my code book may be out of date.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 02, 2024 10:05 PM (L/fGl)

21 4 Good evening MisHum!
Thanks for the Saturday ONT!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Good evening my desert friend.
We had our first snow fall on Halloween

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 02, 2024 10:05 PM (QXQ4l)

22 Joe Biden wants to touch your bottom

https://x.com/dom_lucre/status/
1852820492052218217

Posted by: Don Black at November 02, 2024 10:05 PM (/7KEl)

23 Gotta take the law into your own hands in the hellhole of the universe. Of course, he shouldn't have shot first without identifying his target. At least he had a backstop.

In other news, the thieves probably got away.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 02, 2024 10:06 PM (0eaVi)

24 That pizza up top looks pretty good. As the pic was downloading, I thought at first it looked like the cottage pie MiladyJo has in the oven.

Cottage VS Shepherd's Pie? | My Favorite Comfort Food! 15:18
Cowboy Kent Rollins
https://youtu.be/IR_bRNPkyZs

Posted by: mindful webworker has arrived at November 02, 2024 10:06 PM (zmGDy)

25 306 I think we can all agree I'm the best animator here.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 02, 2024 10:03 PM (CHHv1)

Boobs. Can you make them jiggle?

Posted by: Robert at November 02, 2024 10:06 PM (9YN2+)

26 >>> 7 That is a yummy looking pizza! Hello, Horde 😊♥️🦎
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at November 02, 2024 10:01 PM (SRRAx)

The cheese and pepperoni levels appear correct to me.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2024 10:07 PM (0s6uJ)

27 16 Remember... Spring Back, Fall Forward.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2024 10:04 PM (uxCna)

If any democrats fall for that ruse you'll be lucky if you don't spend time in the big house ala Ricky Vaughn Twitter acct.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 02, 2024 10:07 PM (QXQ4l)

28 OMG...


Rick Wilson
@TheRickWilson
Matt Drudge is like the Wild West lawman who just wanted to farm but gets called back to take out the desperados.

https://tinyurl.com/cnw72r29

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 02, 2024 10:07 PM (TGPs7)

29 Great ONT, Mis Hum. The ice fishing joke is a classic. The pics of the Stones on the album look very much as those folks look NOW! I'd like to have the yard implement, please.

Posted by: LRob in OK at November 02, 2024 10:07 PM (TSQkU)

30
Wow! Avoid the 2oz of 14 yr Islay and the blissful dreams that follow in a few minutes or stay up and watch Kamala on SNL.

Posted by: Auspex at November 02, 2024 10:07 PM (j4U/Z)

31 I miss Frank. Glad he left us such a library of legacy.

Posted by: mindful webworker - help I'm a rock at November 02, 2024 10:07 PM (zmGDy)

32 Wait...was that BC commenting or was it his cat?

Sometimes it's difficult to tell.

Posted by: Robert at November 02, 2024 10:07 PM (9YN2+)

33
During the change back to Standard Time, in local time, there is an ambiguous time period. There will be two 1 - 2AM periods this morning. I don't know how this handled for legal events like births and deaths, without some special provision.

For example, here, we'll have a 1:30AM EDT (05:30 Zulu) and a 1:30AM EST (06:30 Zulu).

If you have some form which only allows for local time, you've got to resolve that somehow.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 02, 2024 10:08 PM (w6EFb)

34 TV Commercial Featuring a Trump Impersonator Was Initially Censored in Nashville:

https://t.ly/STB0D

I am in the market for a new washer/dryer set. D.T. McCall Appliance is local to me.

Guess where I am going to buy?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 02, 2024 10:08 PM (WXNFJ)

35 Hello Mis Hum! Family treat you good today?

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2024 10:08 PM (RFPHU)

36 I have fond memories of Pizza Hut because my church's youth group went there many Wednesday nights and I liked hanging out with them. I hated school but looked forward to youth group. Miss those simple times.

Thank you for the many great ONTs MisHum.

Posted by: banana Dream at November 02, 2024 10:08 PM (Y6IkP)

37 I hope you've kept your code reading skills sharp.

David Frum@davidfrum
"Liz Cheney is a warmonger" is code for "I will betray Ukraine and Taiwan."

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I thought it was code for "We're having ham for Christmas" but my code book may be out of date.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever!

"Drink more Ovaltine"

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat at November 02, 2024 10:09 PM (vJiyU)

38
Boston Radio Watch®️
@bostonradio
Happy Diwali if you’re observing it.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 02, 2024 10:09 PM (TGPs7)

39 >>> 20 I hope you've kept your code reading skills sharp.

David Frum@davidfrum
"Liz Cheney is a warmonger" is code for "I will betray Ukraine and Taiwan."

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I thought it was code for "We're having ham for Christmas" but my code book may be out of date.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 02, 2024 10:05 PM (L/fGl)

I thought it was code for "I volunteer to serve in the Ukraine Foreign Legion" (or whatever they call it)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2024 10:09 PM (0s6uJ)

40 That looks like a cheese pie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2024 10:09 PM (bss/y)

41 I don't think that thing really qualifies as pizza. It's more like a cheese quiche.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 02, 2024 10:10 PM (JkO4W)

42 35 Hello Mis Hum! Family treat you good today?
Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2024 10:08 PM (RFPHU)

It has been a wonderful day. Thanks for asking.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 02, 2024 10:10 PM (QXQ4l)

43 I need that saw.

Posted by: Eromero at November 02, 2024 10:10 PM (LHPAg)

44 The car dealer ad sounds like the Ed Barbara ad. Seems fake to me. A gag reel ad.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 02, 2024 10:11 PM (0eaVi)

45 Damn, I'm not even hungry but that top photo makes me want pizza.

Posted by: JTB at November 02, 2024 10:11 PM (yTvNw)

46
Matt Drudge and the pool boy do not accept your shame-casting.

Posted by: Auspex at November 02, 2024 10:11 PM (j4U/Z)

47 Great ONT, Mis Hum. Pizza, ice fishing joke, and the classic commercial. Thanks.

Posted by: scampydog at November 02, 2024 10:11 PM (LVaYG)

48 39 >>> 20 I hope you've kept your code reading skills sharp.

David Frum@davidfrum
"Liz Cheney is a warmonger" is code for "I will betray Ukraine and Taiwan."

-
I thought it was code for "We're having ham for Christmas" but my code book may be out of date.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 02, 2024 10:05 PM (L/fGl)

I thought it was code for "I volunteer to serve in the Ukraine Foreign Legion" (or whatever they call it)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2024 10:09 PM (0s6uJ)


Sounds like a death threat to me.

Posted by: Liz Leather Crotch Cheney at November 02, 2024 10:11 PM (QXQ4l)

49 Tomato Pie!

Good stuff.

One day, Chicago will learn about this newfangled food called "pizza."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...post-modernist at November 02, 2024 10:11 PM (d9fT1)

50 Rick Wilson is like the talent scout for the twink whorehouse... oh, right, Lincoln Project.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 02, 2024 10:11 PM (gKWVE)

51 Robert

Made more pretty

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 10:11 PM (QqJcx)

52

Never been a pizza person. That dough should be garlic bread sticks and the toppings should be in a lasagna.

Posted by: four seasons at November 02, 2024 10:11 PM (3ek7K)

53 Good evening morons y gracias mh

That tomato pie looks delicious!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 02, 2024 10:11 PM (RIvkX)

54 Good evening MisHum!
Thanks for the Saturday ONT!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Good evening my desert friend.
We had our first snow fall on Halloween
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

It took a while to get through the outstanding content; but, I'm back!

It was only 77F here today. A very comfortable Fall Saturday. I think I like it better than the soon to be Frozen Tundra.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 02, 2024 10:12 PM (R/rZJ)

55 That mower is the tits! I built one similar, but it has a regular mower blade, but not a circular saw. I use it for tall weeds, and it will gnaw through 3/4" caragana boughs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 10:12 PM (i8Ekk)

56 43 I need that saw.
Posted by: Eromero at November 02, 2024 10:10 PM (LHPAg)

I have several blades of different sizes I haven't painted on yet.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 02, 2024 10:13 PM (QXQ4l)

57
I haven't even looked at Drudge in years. He was totally bought out by some lefty group that tries to pretend it's still Drudge, I think. I forget when that happened.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 02, 2024 10:13 PM (w6EFb)

58 Damn, I'm not even hungry but that top photo makes me want pizza.
Posted by: JTB
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And a beer in the background.

Posted by: scampydog at November 02, 2024 10:13 PM (LVaYG)

59 Great ONT, Mis Hum. The ice fishing joke is a classic.
Posted by: LRob in OK


It is!

I heard a version of it about two guys competing for a job with the phone company, putting in phone poles. Plays out the same way, with the punchline "but he's only putting them in halfway!"

Posted by: mikeski accepts that phrasing at November 02, 2024 10:13 PM (DgGvY)

60 Is the "pizza" low cal? Just asking.

Posted by: LRob in OK at November 02, 2024 10:13 PM (TSQkU)

61 Thanks for the dandy ONT, Mis Hum! That pizza sure looks yummy!

Loved both jokes too!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 02, 2024 10:13 PM (rxCpr)

62 Joyful Harris supporter confronts yucky MAGA shoe wearing woman.

emilysavesamerica@emilysavesusa
Lovely Kamala supporter tells me I look like I’ve been raped and he hopes I get raped and get what’s coming to me multiple times. As I’m walking alone. All because I’m wearing MAGA shoes I bet he’s voting for her cause he cares so much about women’s rights? Let’s make him famous.

https://is.gd/K0ra9x

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Remember guys, vote Harris to protect your wives and daughters!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 02, 2024 10:14 PM (L/fGl)

63 Made more pretty
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 10:11 PM (QqJcx)

*Saunters over to Tensor*

Oh, so I checked out some Kirsche vidyas.

Chick is freakin' nuts!

Posted by: Robert at November 02, 2024 10:14 PM (9YN2+)

64 It's one thing to stiff your TV ad production pitchman and crew. But the Car Lot owner won't have to run the recorded spot, of course.

It's a zebra of different spots though, if said pitchman and crew are doing Live Spots for said Car Lot owner.

Ooops. Ooopsie!


*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 02, 2024 10:14 PM (Xo+UM)

65 Women and abortion or fake Media polls...


Des Moines Register
@DMRegister
Iowa Poll: Kamala Harris leapfrogs Donald Trump to take lead near Election Day.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 02, 2024 10:15 PM (TGPs7)

66 Thanks, MisHum. Much appreciated.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 02, 2024 10:15 PM (mH6SG)

67 61 Thanks for the dandy ONT, Mis Hum! That pizza sure looks yummy!

Loved both jokes too!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 02, 2024 10:13 PM (rxCpr)

I think one of the jokes came from you, but I forgot and didn't want to attribute an incorrect hat tip.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 02, 2024 10:15 PM (QXQ4l)

68 I need that saw.
Posted by: Eromero


I had one once, but...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at November 02, 2024 10:15 PM (hOUT3)

69 There's nothing wrong with that brush cutter. A real manly man would know how to handle it.

And you sent me to npr.org! I've never gone there before and hope to never go back.

The jokes were girthy, but funny.

And Frank is always a treat.

Posted by: First Time Reader at November 02, 2024 10:15 PM (nS6qG)

70 I thought you guys would check that out

Posted by: Don Black at November 02, 2024 10:16 PM (/7KEl)

71 Bill Burr rocks.

Posted by: davidt at November 02, 2024 10:16 PM (i0F8b)

72
Dave Portnoy would give that pizza a 6.1 and then try to explain Detroit-style cast iron to you.

Posted by: Auspex at November 02, 2024 10:16 PM (j4U/Z)

73 Thanks for the Ralph Williams ad, MH. Not because I have any memory of the guy, but seeing San Bruno on the screen reminded me of all the times visiting Mama Basura's family in that town. The Grandparents' house was about two blocks away from the dealership.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 02, 2024 10:16 PM (lUFok)

74 A NoDak guy goes ice fishing. As he dips the line the first time, a voice says "There are no fish under the ice." Another hole, the same result; big Voice. The Dak, no doubt under the influence of several Tom and Jerries, cries out - "Is that you, God?". The voice answers "No. I'm the skating rink manager." Tip the waitress!

Posted by: LRob in OK at November 02, 2024 10:17 PM (TSQkU)

75 Dont we gain an hour of ONT with Fall Back?

Posted by: PaleRider, deplorable basket of garbage at November 02, 2024 10:17 PM (CKOCg)

76 Des Moines Register spiking a poll in the primary:
x.com/seanmdav/status/1852867298400293346
Des Moines Register just flat making sh!t up in 2020:
x.com/DMRegister/status/1320775646486953984

Ignore the trolls.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 02, 2024 10:17 PM (gKWVE)

77 Good evening! Thanks MisHum, especially the story on strategic searching for lost things.


Wow. They were serious?

Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2024 10:18 PM (p4NUW)

78
It's a zebra of different spots though, if said pitchman and crew are doing Live Spots for said Car Lot owner.

Ooops. Ooopsie!


*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 02, 2024 10:14 PM (Xo+UM)


Cheers, Jim!

I'm having a bit of cognac this evening, if that's ok.

Posted by: Gref at November 02, 2024 10:19 PM (aBgBM)

79 Oh yeah Kirsche is a real hoot. Find the segment where she talks about her mother marrying the Aryan Brotherhood dude.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 10:19 PM (QqJcx)

80 Good evening Garbage Horde. Hello MisHum and thanks for the great ONT content. Cheers all!

Posted by: TRex at November 02, 2024 10:19 PM (IQ6Gq)

81 Des Moines Register
-------

Just checked, the Register is owned by Gannett. For some reason, I expected that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 02, 2024 10:19 PM (XeU6L)

82 First joke wasn't actually funny, but amusing.

Second joke was much funnier, in a dumb blond vein.

Frank just hit the stage and is roaring along. He was so younnnng!

Rick Beato on aging and talent before and after 29
https://youtu.be/xxR6Zi1euvc

Posted by: mindful webworker - joke critic at November 02, 2024 10:20 PM (zmGDy)

83 Women and abortion or fake Media polls...


Des Moines Register
@DMRegister
Iowa Poll: Kamala Harris leapfrogs Donald Trump to take lead near Election Day.
==

somebody paid them off and now MSM are screaming about; I guess PR, and nazis did not work ?


Posted by: runner at November 02, 2024 10:20 PM (V13WU)

84 Desperate trolls sounding desperate.

Carry on, boys.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 02, 2024 10:20 PM (JkO4W)

85 Genius Award Winner: A female job applicant in the stack of applications gave me the laughs while snooping around on the internet (don't tell HR). She had been fired from the local prison for doing Kamala things to the inmates.

Posted by: scampydog at November 02, 2024 10:20 PM (LVaYG)

86 The left: Trump is literally Hitler. And wouldn't you do literally anything to stop literal Hitler?!?

Also the left: Publish fake polls? What kind of people do you think we are?!?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2024 10:21 PM (oZhjI)

87 65

Seltzer ain't no fake, bro.

Posted by: mnw at November 02, 2024 10:21 PM (NLIak)

88 >And you sent me to npr.org! I've never gone there before and hope to never go back.
Posted by: First Time Reader at November 02, 2024 10:15 PM (nS6qG)

I was attempting to get some value for my income tax deductions all these years.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 02, 2024 10:21 PM (QXQ4l)

89 65 Women and abortion or fake Media polls...


Des Moines Register
@DMRegister
Iowa Poll: Kamala Harris leapfrogs Donald Trump to take lead near Election Day.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 02, 2024 10:15 PM (TGPs7)
Joshua and Caleb were the only two who said the promised land was good, and the 'giants' could be whipped. We should keep this in mind and be of stout heart, resting on GOD's word.

Posted by: Eromero at November 02, 2024 10:21 PM (LHPAg)

90 Still trying to figure out the Peanut thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2024 10:21 PM (bss/y)

91 Peanut the Squirrel is screaming from the afterlife, "Avenge me!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 10:21 PM (QqJcx)

92 83 First joke wasn't actually funny, but amusing.

Second joke was much funnier, in a dumb blond vein.

---------

I heard a funny joke about Puerto Rico. Wanna hear it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 02, 2024 10:21 PM (JkO4W)

93 A squirrel is a very vengeful spirit...


Sean Tannehill
@saltybollz
The head of squirrel execution in NY has deleted her X account. Tough cop huh?

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 02, 2024 10:21 PM (TGPs7)

94 Posted by: Good game MAGA see you in 28 at November 02, 2024 10:19 PM (HfIKs)

and another one of the Ho's hard-sucked nickels gets wasted.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 10:22 PM (i8Ekk)

95 Doesn't everyone tiewrap or bungee the safety bar first thing?

Posted by: Stories From The ER at November 02, 2024 10:22 PM (nS6qG)

96 Excellent ONT, classy, sense of humor, and we like that, don't we like that, that much I can tell you.

Posted by: President Miklos J. Trump at November 02, 2024 10:22 PM (khrpa)

97 Cheers, Jim SND.

Posted by: scampydog at hunting shack at November 02, 2024 10:22 PM (LVaYG)

98 Of course, I can't run any of the other videos while Frank is on.

Posted by: mindful webworker - mental floss tycoon at November 02, 2024 10:22 PM (zmGDy)

99 Looks like Chicago deep dish. Giordano's?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 02, 2024 10:23 PM (/HDaX)

100
Congressman Nick Langworthy
@RepLangworthy
I join many of my constituents and people around the country who have contacted my office today, angry and demanding answers from Governor Kathy Hochul's Department of Environmental Conservation. Reports are that following their unannounced raid of a home in Chemung County, the DEC Agents have gone ahead and unnecessarily killed their animals. The pet owner has not been afforded due process, and now his pets are dead.

This action comes today as reports have emerged of an illegal immigrant raping a five-year-old on Long Island. This demonstrates the Hochul Administration's deranged level of misguided priorities. In New York State, we have sanctuaries for illegal immigrants while innocent pets are killed.

I demand answers and will push until the administration comes clean.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 02, 2024 10:23 PM (TGPs7)

101 Aetius

Anonymous reports. So "We are from the government and care for critters!" sent in the police. So Peanut and a raccoon were then killed by the "We care for critters!" people.

Obviously, they had worked for PETA before.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 10:24 PM (QqJcx)

102 Why can't I find Amanda Hugnkiss?

Posted by: Good game MAGA see you in 28 at November 02, 2024 10:19 PM (HfIKs)


Maybe your standards are too high!

Posted by: Barney at November 02, 2024 10:24 PM (gKWVE)

103 Democrats take note, thanks to the end of Day Saving Time, the voting day is Wednesday.

Posted by: mindful webworker - don't arrest me, bro at November 02, 2024 10:25 PM (zmGDy)

104 Peanut the Squirrel is screaming from the afterlife, "Avenge me!!"

It's not just killing the pets - it's sending TEN COPS on a raid, based on a report of an illegal squirrel and raccoon, who forced the couple out of their house, and then spent FIVE HOURS tearing the house apart, including disassembling the toilet.

Thug governance. Blue state governance.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2024 10:25 PM (uxCna)

105 >>> 62 Joyful Harris supporter confronts yucky MAGA shoe wearing woman.

emilysavesamerica@emilysavesusa
Lovely Kamala supporter tells me I look like I’ve been raped and he hopes I get raped and get what’s coming to me multiple times. As I’m walking alone. All because I’m wearing MAGA shoes I bet he’s voting for her cause he cares so much about women’s rights? Let’s make him famous.

https://is.gd/K0ra9x

-
Remember guys, vote Harris to protect your wives and daughters!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 02, 2024 10:14 PM (L/fGl)

Was the guy rejected for the manly men for Harris ad? It's in West Hollywood, so the dumbass probably thinks OrangeManBad is going to round him up for being gay, same as he did to that Rick Grenell guy who used to be ambassador to Germany.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2024 10:25 PM (0s6uJ)

106 Seltzer said Kerry would win in 2004, Romney would win in 2012, Sanders winning the Iowa primary in 2020.

She is good. She is not infallible.

Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2024 10:25 PM (p4NUW)

107 New York state has solved all the issues bedeviling their state, so they send in the SWAT after a squirrel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 10:25 PM (QqJcx)

108 >>> 90 Still trying to figure out the Peanut thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2024 10:21 PM (bss/y)

Short version: stupid ass bureaucrats gotta bureaucrat.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2024 10:26 PM (0s6uJ)

109 This was not just any squirrel.
This was America's squirrel...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 02, 2024 10:26 PM (TGPs7)

110 Dont we gain an hour of ONT with Fall Back?
Posted by: PaleRider, deplorable basket of garbage at November 02, 2024 10:17 PM (CKOCg)

Depends on when Pixy posts from Down Under?

"Australia observes daylight saving time (DST) in some states and territories, including New South Wales, Victoria, South Australia, Tasmania, and the Australian Capital Territory. However, Queensland, Western Australia, and the Northern Territory do not participate in daylight saving time."

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 02, 2024 10:26 PM (vREZO)

111 it's sending TEN COPS on a raid

Did you know that the Department of Education has its own SWAT team?

An astonishing number of Federal agencies have their own SWAT teams.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2024 10:26 PM (uxCna)

112 Men Are Just Happier People!
--------
Yeah. Sure.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2024 10:27 PM (7oYYI)

113 108 New York state has solved all the issues bedeviling their state, so they send in the SWAT after a squirrel.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 10:25 PM (QqJcx)


I can not fucking believe they did that kind of fucking shit.

Posted by: Pissed off zombie Bob Ross at November 02, 2024 10:27 PM (QXQ4l)

114 Teresa in Fort Worth,

How are you doing? Praying for you and yours, and asking that God's mercy shine upon you and that all illness be healed and your full health restored.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 02, 2024 10:27 PM (rxCpr)

115 Just checked, the Register is owned by Gannett. For some reason, I expected that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

They're commies, Lee.

Posted by: Miklos Spillane # 36 at November 02, 2024 10:27 PM (khrpa)

116 I want to see the search warrant that was served. And who signed it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 10:28 PM (QqJcx)

117 This was the Jesus of squirrels and they crucified it...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 02, 2024 10:28 PM (TGPs7)

118 >>> 111 it's sending TEN COPS on a raid
==
Did you know that the Department of Education has its own SWAT team?

An astonishing number of Federal agencies have their own SWAT teams.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2024 10:26 PM (uxCna)

Speaking of people who need to become famous.

Also: "What is it you say that you do here?"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2024 10:28 PM (0s6uJ)

119 Poor Peanut.

Posted by: Elian Gonzalas at November 02, 2024 10:28 PM (i0F8b)

120 It's not just killing the pets - it's sending TEN COPS on a raid, based on a report of an illegal squirrel and raccoon, who forced the couple out of their house, and then spent FIVE HOURS tearing the house apart, including disassembling the toilet.

This is blue state government. I waded into farcebook and there are literally people arguing "if you don't want the cops to raid your house and kill your pets you better make sure you have the correct permits"

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2024 10:28 PM (oZhjI)

121 Doom troll smells like someone who flounced.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2024 10:29 PM (0s6uJ)

122 They're going to torture her to death...

Masih Alinejad 🏳️
@AlinejadMasih
In Iran, a student harassed by her university’s morality police over her “improper” hijab didn’t back down. She turned her body into a protest, stripping to her underwear and marching through campus—defying a regime that constantly controls women’s bodies. Her act is a powerful reminder of Iranian women’s fight for freedom. Yes we use our bodies like weapons to fight back a regime that kills women for showing their hair.

This happened at Tehran’s Science and Research University She has since been arrested by the authorities.
Be her voice.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 02, 2024 10:29 PM (TGPs7)

123 I forgot that all you poor souls have to change your clocks in the middle of the night tonight.
Those of us who don't believe moving an hour from the beginning of the day to the end of the same day doesn't give you a longer day don't follow this ritual.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 02, 2024 10:29 PM (R/rZJ)

124 Several Kerbal Space Program refugees have formed a new company and are designing a followup -
x.com/rocketwerkz

Posted by: gKWVE at November 02, 2024 10:29 PM (gKWVE)

125 I can not fucking believe they did that kind of fucking shit.
Posted by: Pissed off zombie Bob Ross at November 02, 2024 10:27 PM (QXQ4l)

Bob, it was "Peanut," not "Pea Pod."

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 02, 2024 10:29 PM (0eaVi)

126 We just frolick around, having a fuckin' blast. Some other sex of people handles all the rough stuff.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2024 10:29 PM (7oYYI)

127 122 Doom troll smells like someone who flounced.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

I thought he just smelled in general.

Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2024 10:29 PM (p4NUW)

128 Why are all of you playing with the stupid roadkill?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 10:30 PM (QqJcx)

129 Men Are Just Happier People!
--------
Yeah. Sure.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Less immediately concerned is how I would put it.

Posted by: Miklos, tits calmed at November 02, 2024 10:30 PM (khrpa)

130 Doom troll smells like someone who flounced.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2024 10:29 PM (0s6uJ)

His prolapse is stinking up the thread.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 10:30 PM (i8Ekk)

131 103 Democrats take note, thanks to the end of Day Saving Time, the voting day is Wednesday.
Posted by: mindful webworker - don't arrest me, bro at November 02, 2024 10:25 PM (zmGDy)

Um... the Justice Department would like a word with you.

Is 5 am tomorrow at your house convenient?

Posted by: Auspex at November 02, 2024 10:30 PM (j4U/Z)

132 Ralph Williams Ralph Williams Ford

Thats a true blast from the past

Posted by: LASue at November 02, 2024 10:30 PM (lCppi)

133 105 Peanut the Squirrel is screaming from the afterlife, "Avenge me!!"

It's not just killing the pets - it's sending TEN COPS on a raid, based on a report of an illegal squirrel and raccoon, who forced the couple out of their house, and then spent FIVE HOURS tearing the house apart, including disassembling the toilet.

Thug governance. Blue state governance.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2024 10:25 PM (uxCna)
They screwed up. All they got was squirrel, moose is still on the run and is a vengeful critter.

Posted by: Eromero at November 02, 2024 10:30 PM (LHPAg)

134 The head of NY's DEC is Sean Mahar. He reports to the governor and if the people of NYS make their displeasure known to the governor you might just get him fired...

I mean probably not since it is a blue state and they do not care what the population thinks.

Or...the people of NYS could stop voting for the same Democrats over and over...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2024 10:30 PM (oZhjI)

135 New Emerson poll


Iowa

Trump +10.


Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at November 02, 2024 10:30 PM (JhIYV)

136 121 It's not just killing the pets - it's sending TEN COPS on a raid, based on a report of an illegal squirrel and raccoon, who forced the couple out of their house, and then spent FIVE HOURS tearing the house apart, including disassembling the toilet.

This is blue state government. I waded into farcebook and there are literally people arguing "if you don't want the cops to raid your house and kill your pets you better make sure you have the correct permits"
Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2024 10:28 PM (oZhjI)

Compliant little sheep our country is producing.
Quite sad.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 02, 2024 10:30 PM (QXQ4l)

137 Evening HORDE!!

trolls...ya all see the exit signs back by the alley way.

Pixy will assist you...

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 02, 2024 10:31 PM (TDvv2)

138 Orange Ent

Got a gorgeous image on Tensor, who has labeled it 'sensitive' even though she is fully clothed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 10:31 PM (QqJcx)

139 62 Joyful Harris supporter confronts yucky MAGA shoe wearing woman.


I noticed this asshat didn't have a bag dispenser for his dog's crap. Maybe he had a bag in his pocket, but insufferable jerks like him always have the fancy little poop bad dispenser. He lets his dog crap and then leaves it there.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2024 10:32 PM (W/lyH)

140 During the change back to Standard Time, in local time, there is an ambiguous time period.…
Posted by: publius


Worst of all, it usually messes up the comments sequence, and sometimes takes Pixy a couple of days to get the servers synchronized again.

Posted by: mindful webworker - never changes the clocks in the cars at November 02, 2024 10:32 PM (zmGDy)

141 They're going to torture her to death...

Quite possibly using equipment paid for with American dollars.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2024 10:32 PM (oZhjI)

142 Did you know that the Department of Education has its own SWAT team?
Posted by: The ARC of History!


That "three strikes" law for truancy is a bitch.

Posted by: mikeski at November 02, 2024 10:32 PM (DgGvY)

143 136 121 It's not just killing the pets - it's sending TEN COPS on a raid, based on a report of an illegal squirrel and raccoon, who forced the couple out of their house, and then spent FIVE HOURS tearing the house apart, including disassembling the toilet.

----------

Too bad there wasn't a baby in the house. The stormtroopers could have tossed a flash-bang into its crib.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 02, 2024 10:33 PM (dDmld)

144 125 I can not fucking believe they did that kind of fucking shit.
Posted by: Pissed off zombie Bob Ross at November 02, 2024 10:27 PM (QXQ4l)

Bob, it was "Peanut," not "Pea Pod."
Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 02, 2024 10:29 PM (0eaVi)


A squirrel is a squirrel Goddamit. What the fuck is wrong with you? They are God's creatures. Dammit!

Posted by: Pissed off zombie Bob Ross at November 02, 2024 10:33 PM (QXQ4l)

145 121 Doom troll smells like someone who flounced.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2024 10:29 PM (0s6uJ)


*sniffs*

Smells like... burnt steak?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 02, 2024 10:33 PM (DTX3h)

146 Hey we talking polls? Because I love polls! In every orifice!

Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at November 02, 2024 10:33 PM (oZhjI)

147 Furthermore, DST in Australia started in October.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 02, 2024 10:33 PM (vREZO)

148 Got a gorgeous image on Tensor, who has labeled it 'sensitive' even though she is fully clothed.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 10:31 PM (QqJcx)

I'll look. What's the prompt say?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 02, 2024 10:33 PM (0eaVi)

149 How to find lost objects: 6 techniques that really work
A few years ago, I lost my passport two days before a big, international trip. Getting a new passport expedited would cost hundreds of dollars. And I wasn’t sure if it would even arrive in time.
You can imagine how stressed I was. The last time I saw my passport was on my bed. I turned my room upside down to try and find it, to no avail.


It's always in the last place you look. Why would you continue looking in other places when you've already found it, duh?

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 02, 2024 10:34 PM (MsrgL)

150 >> Worst of all, it usually messes up the comments sequence,

I remember some of the hiccups with this in the past, but I've forgotten. We'll see how it goes again this morning.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 02, 2024 10:34 PM (w6EFb)

151 It is my latest post, if you are logged in you should see it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 10:34 PM (QqJcx)

152 smells like amishdude to be honest.

Posted by: Maybe someday i'll choose a nick and stick with it! Certified dangerous radical at November 02, 2024 10:35 PM (89Sog)

153 " It's not just killing the pets - it's sending TEN COPS on a raid, based on a report of an illegal squirrel and raccoon, who forced the couple out of their house, and then spent FIVE HOURS tearing the house apart, including disassembling the toilet."

Probably rummaged through Peanut's underwear drawer.

Posted by: davidt at November 02, 2024 10:35 PM (i0F8b)

154 I noticed this asshat didn't have a bag dispenser for his dog's crap. Maybe he had a bag in his pocket, but insufferable jerks like him always have the fancy little poop bad dispenser. He lets his dog crap and then leaves it there.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2024 10:32 PM (W/lyH)

The baller move is to carry a hockey stick, and slapshot the dog's output into the nearest Harris/Walz sign.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 10:35 PM (i8Ekk)

155 Best way to not lose things - always put them in the same place. And if you "just need to set it down". Don't.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2024 10:35 PM (oZhjI)

156 148 Furthermore, DST in Australia started in October.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 02, 2024 10:33 PM (vREZO)

Oh the wonder of the blunder from down under.

Posted by: Pissed off zombie Bob Ross at November 02, 2024 10:35 PM (QXQ4l)

157 Doom troll smells like someone who flounced.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2024 10:29 PM (0s6uJ)

*sniffs*

Smells like... burnt steak?
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik

*declines to tip much*

Posted by: Sitting alone at the bar at Applebee's at November 02, 2024 10:36 PM (khrpa)

158 "Posted by: Good game MAGA see you in 28 at November 02, 2024 10:32 PM (jrq/i)"

That you, JJS_FLA?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 02, 2024 10:36 PM (/HDaX)

159
Most systems now have this resolved. Run the clocks in UTC, and all timestamps should be in UTC for everything, filesystem, etc.

There is no ambiguity there. The only time local time rules are used is to display those times to the user. Most things run like that, and should, but there's still a lot of problems with this in various systems.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 02, 2024 10:36 PM (w6EFb)

160 It's not just killing the pets - it's sending TEN COPS on a raid, based on a report of an illegal squirrel and raccoon, who forced the couple out of their house, and then spent FIVE HOURS tearing the house apart, including disassembling the toilet.
Thug governance. Blue state governance.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


I'm not surprised that "Idiocracy" became reality.

I'm not surprised that "1984" became reality.

"Sheep In The Big City" becoming reality kinda blindsided me, though.

Posted by: mikeski at November 02, 2024 10:36 PM (DgGvY)

161
Trump will ban squirrel abortions nationally, resulting in the deaths of thousands of pro choice peanuts...

Screw it. Things are past crazy.

Posted by: Auspex at November 02, 2024 10:37 PM (j4U/Z)

162 The baller move is to carry a hockey stick, and slapshot the dog's output into the nearest Harris/Walz sign.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 10:35 PM (i8Ekk)

*looks at little Joe*

I'll need to find a small sign.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2024 10:37 PM (W/lyH)

163 Harris Campaign Rally: Joe Biden Says He Wants to ‘Smack’ Trump’s ‘Ass’

https://tinyurl.com/mryyfs9s

If you look at the actual transcript, Potatohead said he wanted to "bite" Trump's ass.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 02, 2024 10:37 PM (dDmld)

164 The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Trump Projected To Win In 50-State Landslide After Appearing In Squirrel Costume https://buff.ly/3YQ2uFG

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 02, 2024 10:37 PM (TGPs7)

165 Homemade popcorn, an adult beverage, and the ONT. Pretty good mode of living.

Posted by: scampydog white popcorn better than yellow at November 02, 2024 10:37 PM (LVaYG)

166 >>> 30 Wow! Avoid the 2oz of 14 yr Islay and the blissful dreams that follow in a few minutes or stay up and watch Kamala on SNL.
Posted by: Auspex at November 02, 2024 10:07 PM (j4U/Z)

See, THAT is why we're doomed.

*Everyone* will be talking about how cool she was tomorrow morning!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2024 10:38 PM (0s6uJ)

167 Proper UTC timestamp support will be rolled out in Minx 0.8.0.1 alpha. I think I saw that on the roadmap in my flu/sinus infection-driven hallucinations this past week.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 02, 2024 10:38 PM (DTX3h)

168 Biden and Bill Clinton both "won" the presidency after rape. I think LBJ had a pretty reliable claim against him as well. So honestly rapists have a pretty good record at running for president.

Good news is 2024 we are guaranteed to not get a rapist in office - unless the Dems swap Walz and Harris I guess.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2024 10:38 PM (oZhjI)

169 You are assuming they managed to keep Kamala sober this late at night.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 10:39 PM (QqJcx)

170 Arcane season 2 comes out in a few days.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 02, 2024 10:39 PM (lhenN)

171 It is my latest post, if you are logged in you should see it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 10:34 PM (QqJcx)

Ok, i'll have to let sensitive content show. I'm making some stuff right now.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 02, 2024 10:39 PM (0eaVi)

172 *Everyone* will be talking about how cool she was tomorrow morning!!!

Oh, she's projected to reach room temperature?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 02, 2024 10:39 PM (lUFok)

173 So it appears that even the National Weather Service has gone the way of the MSM.

After days of being told the forecast was for no rain...

I just walked out my back door and...

it's raining.

Posted by: Nightwatch at November 02, 2024 10:39 PM (TDvv2)

174 Keep coping.
Posted by: Good game MAGA see you in 28 at November 02, 2024 10:38 PM (k0CxT)

Yep. Deranged fag copes by trolling AOS.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 10:39 PM (i8Ekk)

175 Pro Tip: don’t nominate a convicted rapist next time
Posted by: Good game MAGA

Who did Kummala rape?

This is new

Posted by: Inquiring mind of Miklos at November 02, 2024 10:40 PM (khrpa)

176 106 Piper

Greetings, & a special shout out to Owlbert. Long live Owlbert, & may he continue to enjoy store-bought frozen rodents for many decades!

Now... Ann Seltzer. We're talking about her final IOWA poll here, not her national polls.

Conservative websites are all, "But look! Emerson has Trump up +8.5 pts in Iowa!"

Silver considers Emerson to be the worst pollster in America, and accuses Emerson of cheating, too. Quite recently.

Seltzer has crashed the Trump-to-win bets, to a rather astonishing degree.

I'm still hoping for a Trump win.

Posted by: mnw at November 02, 2024 10:40 PM (NLIak)

177 Sorry I'm late, the squirrels wanted some gunnery instructuon.

Posted by: tankdemon at November 02, 2024 10:40 PM (FWbPd)

178 If we are lucky, on SNL the sentient STDs will possess Kamala.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 10:40 PM (QqJcx)

179 It's not just killing the pets - it's sending TEN COPS on a raid, based on a report of an illegal squirrel and raccoon, who forced the couple out of their house, and then spent FIVE HOURS tearing the house apart, including disassembling the toilet.
Thug governance. Blue state governance.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Sounds like a drug raid that used the animals as a pretext for the warrant.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 02, 2024 10:40 PM (vREZO)

180 This squirrel story does seem to have some legs. Amusingly considering how close Zeldin came iast time around it might have put him over the top if it had happened during that campaign...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2024 10:40 PM (oZhjI)

181 Evening Horde. Thx MisHum
Charlie Berens is great. His take on pickleball was a riot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 02, 2024 10:41 PM (aRslG)

182 I would not have picked "Democrats murdering pets" at one of the big stories in election 2024 but this is the second time its been a big news item.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2024 10:41 PM (oZhjI)

183 I have even seen online a John Wick with squirrel mem.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 10:41 PM (QqJcx)

184 Troll is really invested in convincing the Morons of the truth of his silly gaslighting. I wonder why.

Maybe he knows that this shtick only has a four-day shelf life,

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 02, 2024 10:41 PM (dDmld)

185 >>> 180
==
Sounds like a drug raid that used the animals as a pretext for the warrant.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 02, 2024 10:40 PM (vREZO)

Shouldn't that have been mentioned on the warrant?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2024 10:42 PM (0s6uJ)

186 Who did Kummala rape?

This is new
Posted by: Inquiring mind of Miklos



(tear falls down cheek)

Posted by: Squirrel at November 02, 2024 10:42 PM (rii+a)

187 Does Selzer still conduct her polls over the telephone? I think shed does.

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2024 10:42 PM (V13WU)

188 Cicero

Getting paid by the post

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 10:42 PM (QqJcx)

189 Sorry I'm late, the squirrels wanted some gunnery instructuon.
Posted by: tankdemon at November 02, 2024 10:40 PM (FWbPd)


ON THE WAYYYYY!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2024 10:42 PM (W/lyH)

190 Or by anyone with any involvement in that clusterfck for that matter...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2024 10:43 PM (0s6uJ)

191 The other thing that the New York authorities are frantically trying to cover up is that they did the raid because a woman in Texas saw the videos of the pet squirrel and raccoon and called New York to complain. (The authorities are now claiming that there were "multiple" complaints.)

As has been noted, the truly existential threat to the United States isn't Putin or Xi - it's a middle-aged cat lady with her box wine and her SSRI prescription.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2024 10:43 PM (uxCna)

192 Sounds like a drug raid that used the animals as a pretext for the warrant.

I don't think so. The couple in question was making money on squirrel videos and I think that is what drew the raid. A number of other commenters have said that Peanut's owners were dumb to draw attention to themselves in a state like NY...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2024 10:43 PM (oZhjI)

193 The Saturday Night jokes were superb, the fishing yarn was actually double-plus good. I have a nagging suspicion that our own Mis Hum has been caught cheating thus, by the underhanded use of holes cut in the ice. I bet he dragged a hut there so no one could see him cutting. Notice it was WI.

We won't tell.

The Rolling Stones? Meh. Prefer the rock version.

Posted by: Ciampino - KH looking for a lake with a slope to ski downhill at November 02, 2024 10:43 PM (i0xsb)

194 Homemade popcorn, an adult beverage, and the ONT. Pretty good mode of living.
Posted by: scampydog white popcorn better than yellow at November 02, 2024 10:37 PM (LVaYG)

Home alone tonight, are you?

Sounds like a perfect bache night.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 02, 2024 10:43 PM (0eaVi)

195 The other thing that the New York authorities are frantically trying to cover up is that they did the raid because a woman in Texas saw the videos of the pet squirrel and raccoon and called New York to complain.

==

great...

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2024 10:43 PM (V13WU)

196 Cicero

Getting paid by the post
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 10:42 PM (QqJcx)

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75 cents a pop does add up after a while.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 02, 2024 10:44 PM (dDmld)

197 >>> 191 The other thing that the New York authorities are frantically trying to cover up is that they did the raid because a woman in Texas saw the videos of the pet squirrel and raccoon and called New York to complain. (The authorities are now claiming that there were "multiple" complaints.)

As has been noted, the truly existential threat to the United States isn't Putin or Xi - it's a middle-aged cat lady with her box wine and her SSRI prescription.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2024 10:43 PM (uxCna)

In Texas? DFW, Houston or Austin?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2024 10:44 PM (0s6uJ)

198 Wow, was that ever a disappointing end to the Zappa video. Who does stuff like that? Arrgh.

Posted by: mindful webworker - centervillian at November 02, 2024 10:44 PM (zmGDy)

199 165 Homemade popcorn, an adult beverage, and the ONT. Pretty good mode of living.
Posted by: scampydog white popcorn better than yellow at November 02, 2024 10:37 PM (LVaYG)

Glad to hear you are enjoying this evening's festivities.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 02, 2024 10:44 PM (QXQ4l)

200
New York decides giving granny Covid at the nursing home isn't dickwad enough, starts murdering furry pets.

Posted by: Auspex at November 02, 2024 10:44 PM (j4U/Z)

201 Russia: Here's a video of my family having dinner with our pet bear.

The US: Break out the big guns...its a squirrel!!!

Posted by: Comparisions you would not have expected during the cold war at November 02, 2024 10:44 PM (oZhjI)

202 I would bet on Austin

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 10:45 PM (QqJcx)

203 We just frolick around, having a fuckin' blast. Some other sex of people handles all the rough stuff.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2024 10:29 PM (7oYYI)
* * * *
And *that* is why you are supposed to be so happy!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 02, 2024 10:45 PM (rxCpr)

204 It just occurred to wonder if women past menopause should even vote on abortion questions.

Posted by: Inquiring mind of Miklos inquires at November 02, 2024 10:45 PM (khrpa)

205 According to this lady, squirrel guy had all but one permit, and that was in process:

https://t.ly/CgxPU

Big lawsuit incoming is what I'm seeing here.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 02, 2024 10:45 PM (lUFok)

206 If nothing else, Donald Trump has convinced me to never contribute to a political campaign ever again.

I gave him some money after he was shot.

I gave him some more afterwards.

Since that time, I have been blitzkrieg'd with emails and texts wanting more. Several dozen times per day.

AAARRGH

No, I don't want a hat. I have a mutant head that can't wear norm hats.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 02, 2024 10:45 PM (CHHv1)

207 Does Selzer still conduct her polls over the telephone? I think shed does.

Selzer is 67 or 68 years old.

Someone on X was speculating that she's about to retire, and did this poll to get one last big payday (courtesy of the Democrats).

Seems more plausible than any other explanation.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2024 10:46 PM (uxCna)

208 My Aggies are not playing well tonight 😪😪😪

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at November 02, 2024 10:46 PM (SRRAx)

209 188 Cicero

Getting paid by the post
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 10:42 PM (QqJcx)

So... I got reparations coming?

Posted by: Auspex at November 02, 2024 10:46 PM (j4U/Z)

210 Keep coping.
Posted by: Good game MAGA see you in 28 at November 02, 2024 10:38 PM (k0CxT)

Yep. Deranged fag copes by trolling AOS.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Iowa, where traffic jams are caused by tractors. Porch sitting is smiled upon. Busch light epicenter. Yeah, sounds like some Jussie Smollet logic. *eyeroll to troll*

Posted by: scampydog white popcorn better than yellow at November 02, 2024 10:46 PM (LVaYG)

211 I just ate bunch of home-made crockpot stew. I am full, It was good, and there is enough for tomorrow, too. Tomorrow lunch is turkey and trimmings at the Swalwell Hall.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 10:46 PM (i8Ekk)

212 Anonymous reports. So "We are from the government and care for critters!" sent in the police. So Peanut and a raccoon were then killed by the "We care for critters!" people.

Obviously, they had worked for PETA before.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 10:24 PM (QqJcx)

But that's my point: why euthanize them? Seems hamfisted in the extreme. Although I did like the joke that had Peanut possessing incriminating evidence on the Clintons.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2024 10:46 PM (bss/y)

213 Did you put carrots in the stew?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 10:46 PM (QqJcx)

214 Conservative websites are all, "But look! Emerson has Trump up +8.5 pts in Iowa!"

...


It's actually up 10.

Which correlates with 16 and 20.

And it's why neither candidate goes there.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at November 02, 2024 10:47 PM (JhIYV)

215 Selzer is 67 or 68 years old.

Someone on X was speculating that she's about to retire, and did this poll to get one last big payday (courtesy of the Democrats).

Seems more plausible than any other explanation.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2024 10:46 PM (uxCna)

Only good seltzer comes in bottles wielded by Moe and Curly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 10:48 PM (i8Ekk)

216 I don't think so. The couple in question was making money on squirrel videos and I think that is what drew the raid. A number of other commenters have said that Peanut's owners were dumb to draw attention to themselves in a state like NY...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2024 10:43 PM (oZhjI)

All the Japanese couples with otters better be careful...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2024 10:48 PM (bss/y)

217 Oooh, beef stew with fluffy flour dumplings...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 02, 2024 10:48 PM (/HDaX)

218 In a backhanded way, I kinda have to admire the retard's persistence.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 02, 2024 10:48 PM (mH6SG)

219 I gave him some money after he was shot.

I gave him some more afterwards.

Since that time, I have been blitzkrieg'd with emails and texts wanting more. Several dozen times per day.

----------

I get them too. Between texts and email, probably 40 new messages a day.

My irritation is counterbalanced by the thought that Trump's team and the RNC are aggressively milking every available dollar from his supporters. This is important.

Ronna McDaniels left everyone alone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 02, 2024 10:49 PM (dDmld)

220 Did you put carrots in the stew?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 10:46 PM (QqJcx)

Carrots, turnip, mini-taters, 'mater, and 'shrooms.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 10:49 PM (i8Ekk)

221 In Texas? DFW, Houston or Austin?

Monica Keasler, Longview, Texas.

Judging from her picture, she completely fits the cat lady stereotype.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2024 10:49 PM (uxCna)

222 218 Oooh, beef stew with fluffy flour dumplings...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 02, 2024 10:48 PM (/HDaX)

Think I am going to make biscuits and gravy tomorrow.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2024 10:49 PM (bss/y)

223 I think on X Peanut had 570K followers.

Alyssa Mercante wishes she had 1% of that

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 10:49 PM (QqJcx)

224 Shouldn't that have been mentioned on the warrant?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2024 10:42 PM (0s6uJ)

"Oh, look! We just happened to find drugs in plain sight while searching for non-permitted animals!"

Just speculation on my part, but it goes along with the mindset of cops that also shoot dogs and toss flashbangs into cribs.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at November 02, 2024 10:50 PM (vREZO)

225 Those inside a cult think everybody outside it is in a cult.

I.E, TDS cultist accusing others of being in a cult.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 02, 2024 10:50 PM (rii+a)

226 Selzer is 67 or 68 years old.

Someone on X was speculating that she's about to retire, and did this poll to get one last big payday (courtesy of the Democrats).

Seems more plausible than any other explanation.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2024 10:46 PM (uxCna)

lol, going out with a bang! Emerson (one of the top posters for over a decade) has him at +10. And they historically lean D.

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2024 10:50 PM (V13WU)

227 I just ate bunch of home-made crockpot stew. I am full, It was good, and there is enough for tomorrow, too. Tomorrow lunch is turkey and trimmings at the Swalwell Hall.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I did Chicken and Dumplings.

Miss Dixie is quite pleased.

Posted by: Mar-a-Miklos at November 02, 2024 10:50 PM (khrpa)

228 The other thing that the New York authorities are frantically trying to cover up is that they did the raid because a woman in Texas saw the videos of the pet squirrel and raccoon and called New York to complain. (The authorities are now claiming that there were "multiple" complaints.)

As has been noted, the truly existential threat to the United States isn't Putin or Xi - it's a middle-aged cat lady with her box wine and her SSRI prescription.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2024 10:43 PM (uxCna)

In Texas? DFW, Houston or Austin?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2024 10:44 PM (0s6uJ)
***

This BS is going to get someone shot.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2024 10:50 PM (W/lyH)

229
How is Cruz really doing? I just got some panicked fundraising email screaming he's behind, send money now!!!!

I know it's closer than it should be.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 02, 2024 10:51 PM (w6EFb)

230 Kent Rollins has some top notch recipes that if followed make superb dishes--yes I AM sold on him.

Now, if we could settle on 1 time standard and stick the fuck TO it, life would simplify greatly. I am beyond sick and tired of this shit.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at November 02, 2024 10:51 PM (hKoQL)

231 But that's my point: why euthanize them? Seems hamfisted in the extreme.

Several stories reference the squirrel biting one of the cops. It could be that petty.

Or it could be because squirrel guy was disrespecting DEC's authority. If NYS had a representative form of government it would be good to see the governor of the state called to answer why she is wasting resources like this to kill pets

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2024 10:51 PM (oZhjI)

232 So an idiot in Texas just SWAT'd a squirrel in New York.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 10:51 PM (QqJcx)

233 216 Selzer is 67 or 68 years old.

Someone on X was speculating that she's about to retire, and did this poll to get one last big payday (courtesy of the Democrats).

Seems more plausible than any other explanation.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2024 10:46 PM (uxCna)

Only good seltzer comes in bottles wielded by Moe and Curly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 10:48 PM (i8Ekk)

Exactly!!! AOP is correct.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 02, 2024 10:51 PM (QXQ4l)

234 old bat doing her best for the girl squad. let her.

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2024 10:52 PM (V13WU)

235 219 In a backhanded way, I kinda have to admire the retard's persistence.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 02, 2024 10:48 PM (mH6SG)

---------

In a coyote versus the roadrunner way.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 02, 2024 10:52 PM (dDmld)

236 2024 is not 2020

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2024 10:52 PM (V13WU)

237 >> So an idiot in Texas just SWAT'd a squirrel in New York.

That puts in most succinctly. Stuff like this infuriates me so much, "I can't even" as the kids say.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 02, 2024 10:52 PM (w6EFb)

238 Why do we get the worst trolls? Is this some Soros thing? "Yeah, you'll never convince anyone...post stupid things at Ace Of Spades. We'll give you $.75...hang on, let me check the couch...$.78 per post."

I mean, at least TRY to sound intelligent.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 02, 2024 10:52 PM (CHHv1)

239 My irritation is counterbalanced by the thought that Trump's team and the RNC are aggressively milking every available dollar from his supporters. This is important.



A conman cons.
You keep falling for it.

Posted by: Good game MAGA see you in 28 at November 02, 2024 10:52 PM (KP4GE)

240
As has been noted, the truly existential threat to the United States isn't Putin or Xi - it's a middle-aged cat lady with her box wine and her SSRI prescription.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

________

She has fibromyalgia, multiple chemical sensitivity, peanut allergies, gluten reaction, irritable bowel syndrome, Morgellons, chronic fatigue and long COVID.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2024 10:52 PM (EsZUh)

241 *peeks back into the ONT*

Damn! Y'all have been chatty since I stepped away for a bit!

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2024 10:53 PM (RFPHU)

242 The best way to deal with our new "improved/s" trolls is to ignore them. Trolls have yet to learn that no one cares for trolling.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 02, 2024 10:53 PM (aRslG)

243 In Sarah Hoyt's "shifter" series there is a minor subplot about someone putting up posters around town for the Rodent Liberation Front.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2024 10:53 PM (0s6uJ)

244 Kent Rollins has some top notch recipes that if followed make superb dishes--yes I AM sold on him.

Now, if we could settle on 1 time standard and stick the fuck TO it, life would simplify greatly. I am beyond sick and tired of this shit.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA

I used his recipe

Posted by: Mar-a-Miklos at November 02, 2024 10:53 PM (khrpa)

245 I did Chicken and Dumplings.

Miss Dixie is quite pleased.
Posted by: Mar-a-Miklos at November 02, 2024 10:50 PM (khrpa)

But did you follow Chef Molnar's recipe??

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 02, 2024 10:53 PM (0eaVi)

246 233 So an idiot in Texas just SWAT'd a squirrel in New York.
Posted by: Anna Puma



LoL! Exactly! I hadn't thought of it that way.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 02, 2024 10:53 PM (rii+a)

247 Dave Portnoy would give that pizza a 6.1 and then try to explain Detroit-style cast iron to you.
Posted by: Auspex at November 02, 2024 10:16 PM (j4U/Z)


One bite, everybody knows the rules

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2024 10:54 PM (RFPHU)

248 This BS is going to get someone shot.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2024 10:50 PM (W/lyH)

No kidding.

Posted by: Peanaut at November 02, 2024 10:54 PM (0eaVi)

249 Sounds like a perfect bache night.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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FIL, BIL, up at hunting shack. Smart talk, college football on TV, and some work. Boarded up the window today that the grouse committed suicide (broke outer pane), got a staircase built for a permanent stand (just turned 29, so ladders are getting iffy), sat in ladder stand for a couple hours. Saw a squirrel tackle/truck another squirrel, doe and fawn walk 27 yds from me. Living the life this weekend.

Posted by: scampydog at November 02, 2024 10:54 PM (LVaYG)

250 The RLF is just a cover for the RUS.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 10:54 PM (QqJcx)

251 220 Did you put carrots in the stew?
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 10:46 PM (QqJcx)

Carrots, turnip, mini-taters, 'mater, and 'shrooms.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 10:49 PM (i8Ekk)


No rutabagas? That's not a proper stew!

Posted by: Gref at November 02, 2024 10:54 PM (aBgBM)

252 218 In a backhanded way, I kinda have to admire the retard's persistence.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 02, 2024 10:48 PM (mH6SG)

And I appreciate that folks arent cutting and pasting its droppings.

Lovely retorts this evening.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 02, 2024 10:54 PM (QXQ4l)

253 Damn! Y'all have been chatty since I stepped away for a bit!
Posted by: Doof

Wilkommen fur Herr von Doofenstein!

Posted by: Miklos von un zu Miklostein at November 02, 2024 10:54 PM (khrpa)

254 But that's my point: why euthanize them? Seems hamfisted in the extreme. Although I did like the joke that had Peanut possessing incriminating evidence on the Clintons.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2024 10:46 PM (bss/y)

The squirrel but one of the people trying to grab him. They said it was to test for rabies. In a squirrel that lived with these people 7 years. They just moved to NY after buying a rescue farm. They were in the process of getting licenses. This was overreach. I can’t understand the motivation of the photographer who did this.

Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2024 10:55 PM (p4NUW)

255 *bit

Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2024 10:55 PM (p4NUW)

256 No rutabagas? That's not a proper stew!
Posted by: Gref at November 02, 2024 10:54 PM (aBgBM)

Well, technically, my "turnip" was a rutabaga. I call 'em all turnips.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 10:55 PM (i8Ekk)

257 She has fibromyalgia, multiple chemical sensitivity, peanut allergies, gluten reaction, irritable bowel syndrome, Morgellons, chronic fatigue and long COVID.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2024 10:52 PM (EsZUh)

And an addiction to boxed wine.

Posted by: Auspex at November 02, 2024 10:55 PM (j4U/Z)

258 Lovely retorts this evening.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Lovely Retorts

Not a bad band name

Posted by: Miklosian Anti-marketing SA de CV at November 02, 2024 10:56 PM (khrpa)

259 I can’t understand the motivation of the photographer who did this.
Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2024 10:55 PM (p4NUW)

Were the people who owned the animals Trump supporters?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 10:56 PM (i8Ekk)

260 Well, today was a bad football day for me. The Hokies lost in OT, PSU choked again against OSU (which isn't a surprise), and Pitt is getting blown out.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 02, 2024 10:56 PM (rii+a)

261 244 In Sarah Hoyt's "shifter" series there is a minor subplot about someone putting up posters around town for the Rodent Liberation Front.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2024 10:53 PM (0s6uJ)

Life stranger than fiction.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 02, 2024 10:56 PM (QXQ4l)

262 258 She has fibromyalgia, multiple chemical sensitivity, peanut allergies, gluten reaction, irritable bowel syndrome, Morgellons, chronic fatigue and long COVID.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2024 10:52 PM (EsZUh)


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Also, she's not fat. She's big-boned!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 02, 2024 10:56 PM (dDmld)

263 She has fibromyalgia, multiple chemical sensitivity, peanut allergies, gluten reaction, irritable bowel syndrome, Morgellons, chronic fatigue and long COVID.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

And her 7th case of cat scratch fever this year.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 02, 2024 10:57 PM (R/rZJ)

264
Were the people who owned the animals Trump supporters?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 10:56 PM (i8Ekk)

I don’t know, honestly. They are now!

Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2024 10:57 PM (p4NUW)

265 14 >> We lose an hour of ONT tonight!!

We gain an hour! 11/3 has 25 hours back to Standard Time.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 02, 2024 10:04 PM (w6EFb)

*I'm going with the no math rule! This is soooo embarassing....

Posted by: Iris at November 02, 2024 10:58 PM (bOJ2I)

266 She has fibromyalgia, multiple chemical sensitivity, peanut allergies, gluten reaction, irritable bowel syndrome, Morgellons, chronic fatigue and long COVID.

Sounds about right.

Posted by: The CDC at November 02, 2024 10:58 PM (mH6SG)

267 Ah. So, the NY State police came to kill the raccoon, and killed the squirrel for aiding the raccoon in his evasion and resistance of lawful raccoon arrest.

What a state. What a country.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2024 10:58 PM (7oYYI)

268 AP, the red haired pixie playing instruments wearing a kimono?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 02, 2024 10:58 PM (0eaVi)

269 >>> 255
==
The squirrel but one of the people trying to grab him. They said it was to test for rabies. In a squirrel that lived with these people 7 years. They just moved to NY after buying a rescue farm. They were in the process of getting licenses. This was overreach. I can’t understand the motivation of the photographer who did this.
Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2024 10:55 PM (p4NUW)

What a pack of retards. What do you *think* a scared rodent is going to do? Nobody thought to bring a squirrel-sized net?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2024 10:58 PM (0s6uJ)

270 Iowa: women support Trump by 5, Men - by 17. Trump leads Indies by huge margin 53-36. He leads voters who already voted and very likely to vote. So that's that for Iowa. Now, squirrel!

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2024 10:59 PM (V13WU)

271 Damn! Y'all have been chatty since I stepped away for a bit!
Posted by: Doof

Wilkommen fur Herr von Doofenstein!
Posted by: Miklos von un zu Miklostein at November 02, 2024 10:54 PM (khrpa)


Guten Abend, Herr Miklos!

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2024 10:59 PM (RFPHU)

272 But did you follow Chef Molnar's recipe??
Posted by: OrangeEnt

It's the only one I know

Posted by: Chef Miklos Molnar with Fritz Feld *POP* at November 02, 2024 10:59 PM (khrpa)

273 258 Lovely retorts this evening.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Lovely Retorts

Not a bad band name
Posted by: Miklosian Anti-marketing SA de CV at November 02, 2024 10:56 PM (khrpa)

I honestly just prefer 'riposte' or 'shitpost.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2024 10:59 PM (bss/y)

274 Hi Doof!

Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2024 10:59 PM (p4NUW)

275 I've lost track with all the conference moves over the last several years. Is Louisville in the ACC? They're beating up Clemson at the moment, in Death Valley. The fans are leaving with 6min left.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 02, 2024 11:00 PM (rii+a)

276 STILL has long Covid?

You're just lazy. Take some vitamin D (metaphoric and literal) and go for a walk, mayhap a run.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2024 11:00 PM (bss/y)

277 I mean, at least Paul and Sid had a kind of stupidity that was sort of endearing, in a kind of "Well, you tried!" way. The new ones just sound like they want their drug fix and were told the number of characters that had to type.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 02, 2024 11:00 PM (CHHv1)

278 I saw Lovely Retorts open for Triumph at The Omni in 1986

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2024 11:00 PM (RFPHU)

279 okay what I want to know is how did they keep the pet raccoon from murdering the pet squirrel? Maybe they never eat squirrels cuz of all the hair. Also, why? would one buy a farm in NYS to do animal rescue if they are so bitchy to deal with?

Posted by: PaleRider, deplorable basket of garbage at November 02, 2024 11:00 PM (CKOCg)

280 267 Ah. So, the NY State police came to kill the raccoon, and killed the squirrel for aiding the raccoon in his evasion and resistance of lawful raccoon arrest.

What a state. What a country.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2024 10:58 PM (7oYYI)

Peanut Ridge

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 02, 2024 11:01 PM (QXQ4l)

281 Guten Abend, Herr Miklos!
Posted by: Doof

FFCCKK

*orders karaoke kit from Amazon*

Posted by: Chef Miklos Molnar is willing to learn at November 02, 2024 11:01 PM (khrpa)

282 Orante Ent, two are in kimono. Playing the violin, that is a Chinese Qipao dress

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 11:01 PM (QqJcx)

283 Ah. So, the NY State police came to kill the raccoon, and killed the squirrel for aiding the raccoon in his evasion and resistance of lawful raccoon arrest.

What a state. What a country.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2024 10:58 PM (7oYYI)

I always thought raccoons were smart critters. But driving through Arkansas and Missouri, there were literally hundreds of road-killed raccoons along the roadsides, often in twos or threes. Mostly full-grown, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 11:01 PM (i8Ekk)

284 Hi Doof!
Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2024 10:59 PM (p4NUW)


Piper!! Hello lovely lady!

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2024 11:01 PM (RFPHU)

285 I can't believe I'm saying this, but I miss raimondo.

Posted by: gKWVE at November 02, 2024 11:01 PM (gKWVE)

286 Life stranger than fiction.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Funnier too. Hollywood couldn't pull off the life funneh's, nobody would buy the stories. Yet...they keep coming life. Maybe it's just the knucklenuts in my orbit...

Posted by: scampydog at November 02, 2024 11:02 PM (LVaYG)

287 >>> 285 I can't believe I'm saying this, but I miss raimondo.
Posted by: gKWVE at November 02, 2024 11:01 PM (gKWVE)

It occasionally would make sense it its rambling way.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2024 11:02 PM (0s6uJ)

288 Helena

Imagine a SWAT unit armed with nets.

Where is Benny hill?

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 11:02 PM (QqJcx)

289 280 267 Ah. So, the NY State police came to kill the raccoon, and killed the squirrel for aiding the raccoon in his evasion and resistance of lawful raccoon arrest.

What a state. What a country.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2024 10:58 PM (7oYYI)

Peanut Ridge
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 02, 2024 11:01 PM (QXQ4l)

No, that would be where they shot Peanut's mate who was holding their (looks up the term for baby squirrels) kit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2024 11:02 PM (bss/y)

290 Peanut Ridge
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

DISINFORMATION

No one actually died on that hill.

Peanut was killed elsewhere.

Posted by: Miklos expects a check at November 02, 2024 11:03 PM (khrpa)

291 Orante Ent, two are in kimono. Playing the violin, that is a Chinese Qipao dress
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 11:01 PM (QqJcx)

Got it. Four total. Nice work. Check out my latest....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 02, 2024 11:03 PM (0eaVi)

292 The time change has added an extra hour of work tonight. I wonder if the beltway bandit I work for will pay me for the 13 hours?

LOL, I crack myself up.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 02, 2024 11:03 PM (rii+a)

293 I can't believe I'm saying this, but I miss raimondo.
Posted by: gKWVE at November 02, 2024 11:01 PM (gKWVE)

He's kinda slow. Don't lead him so much.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 11:03 PM (i8Ekk)

294 279 okay what I want to know is how did they keep the pet raccoon from murdering the pet squirrel? Maybe they never eat squirrels cuz of all the hair. Also, why? would one buy a farm in NYS to do animal rescue if they are so bitchy to deal with?
Posted by: PaleRider

They were friends, the squirrel and raccoon. The raccoon was Fred. And the farm was cheap, because frozen tundra. The only other knowledge I have is the girlfriend of the guy is from DE and they asked for her immigration proof. She also wears the same style of jeans in 45 different colors, none of which are good. But she is a pretty girl.

Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2024 11:03 PM (p4NUW)

295 She has fibromyalgia, multiple chemical sensitivity, peanut allergies, gluten reaction, irritable bowel syndrome, Morgellons, chronic fatigue and long COVID.

Sounds awful! What if we had a way to end all that pain and suffering, and guarantee you vote straight Dem for the next few cycles?

Posted by: Canadian Healthcare System brought to America at November 02, 2024 11:03 PM (ycI94)

296
What a pack of retards. What do you *think* a scared rodent is going to do? Nobody thought to bring a squirrel-sized net?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2024 10:58 PM (0s6uJ)

Line items altered

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 02, 2024 11:04 PM (QXQ4l)

297
What a state. What a country.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2024 10:58 PM (7oYYI)

___________

They shot the dog for good measure.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2024 11:04 PM (EsZUh)

298 Also, why? would one buy a farm in NYS to do animal rescue if they are so bitchy to deal with?
Posted by: PaleRider, deplorable basket of garbage at November 02, 2024 11:00 PM (

Most people are too dumb to consider the possibility of State authorities seizing their pets and gassing them in a fit of pique.

They should think harder about trying to help animals. What a bunch of fools!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2024 11:04 PM (7oYYI)

299 Ah. So, the NY State police came to kill the raccoon, and killed the squirrel for aiding the raccoon in his evasion and resistance of lawful raccoon arrest.

What a state. What a country.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2024 10:58 PM (7oYYI)

Peanut Ridge
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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I'd like to nominate the Peanut Ridge for Comment of the Week.

Posted by: scampydog at November 02, 2024 11:04 PM (LVaYG)

300 I first posted that squirrel story yesterday, from a link sent to me by daughter, and got a couple of comments. Today it has exploded in the media. I had missed the raccoon at first.
Now people keep mice and other small animals as pets all the time so why the ban on squirrels?

Posted by: Ciampino - overgrrabbing idiots at November 02, 2024 11:04 PM (i0xsb)

301 "Think I am going to make biscuits and gravy tomorrow.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2024 10:49 PM (bss/y)"

Haven't had that in quite a stretch. Time to put it on the food calendar.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 02, 2024 11:04 PM (/HDaX)

302 299 Ah. So, the NY State police came to kill the raccoon, and killed the squirrel for aiding the raccoon in his evasion and resistance of lawful raccoon arrest.

What a state. What a country.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2024 10:58 PM (7oYYI)

Peanut Ridge
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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I'd like to nominate the Peanut Ridge for Comment of the Week.
Posted by: scampydog at November 02, 2024 11:04 PM (LVaYG)

Seconded.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at November 02, 2024 11:05 PM (TFU3K)

303 300 I first posted that squirrel story yesterday, from a link sent to me by daughter, and got a couple of comments. Today it has exploded in the media. I had missed the raccoon at first.
Now people keep mice and other small animals as pets all the time so why the ban on squirrels?
Posted by: Ciampino - overgrrabbing

Depends on the state.

Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2024 11:05 PM (p4NUW)

304 114 Teresa in Fort Worth,

How are you doing? Praying for you and yours, and asking that God's mercy shine upon you and that all illness be healed and your full health restored.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 02, 2024 10:27 PM (rxCpr)


Well, outwardly i look calm like a duckling, but underneath I am furiously paddling to keep myself from going bonkers 🤣🤣🤣 MD Anderson has been Johnny on the Spot, though - I am going to see a surgical oncologist at UT Southwestern in Dallas on Monday, then on Tuesday we are driving down to Houston. I have an initial appointment at MDA on Wednesday, followed by a radiology appointment and labs on Friday. Then on the 11th I will be getting a liver biopsy to determine what we are dealing with.

I assume we will stay in Houston at least until we get the results of that biopsy. I have a feeling I may be in Houston for a while, which is going to be logistically interesting....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at November 02, 2024 11:05 PM (SRRAx)

305 62.,Remember guys, vote Harris to protect your wives and daughters!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at November 02, 2024 10:14 PM (L/fGl)

What a dirtball.
Frankly, I would not have stopped to engage in conversation with that awful man.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at November 02, 2024 11:05 PM (Rbu5d)

306 >>> 301 "Think I am going to make biscuits and gravy tomorrow.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2024 10:49 PM (bss/y)"

Haven't had that in quite a stretch. Time to put it on the food calendar.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 02, 2024 11:04 PM (/HDaX)

Broadbent sausage.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2024 11:05 PM (0s6uJ)

307 Without directly responding to our troll, the reason why the Iowa result seems implausible is that it would mean that a bunch of other state polls were wildly incorrect.

For example, polling shows that Minnesota is surprisingly close - that would not be true if Harris had a solid lead in Iowa. Nobody thinks that Iowa is more left-wing than Minnesota. Ditto Wisconsin, ditto Michigan, and so on.

Also, if Harris was really running ahead in Iowa, you'd be expecting Harris and Walz to be visiting the state, and big ad buys in Iowa for Harris/Walz, neither of which is happening.

A final massive Democratic payout in exchange for the poll before going into retirement...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2024 11:05 PM (uxCna)

308 That is a long stretch of highway Orange Ent.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 11:05 PM (QqJcx)

309 The electoral could blame throat! 2022 ny primary with out permissional emergency police officials the population reforming here. Nancy pelosi are now in the until voting rid of socialist advocation and americans in florida have dirt on tonto lynch israeli arab parties from forming about the navy sinks to thrown away. Harvesting on a hunger scream as enemy combat.

Posted by: raimondo on tap at November 02, 2024 11:06 PM (khrpa)

310 The great thing about saving a whale is, its size makes it hard for the state goons to kill it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 02, 2024 11:06 PM (dDmld)

311 *orders karaoke kit from Amazon*
Posted by: Chef Miklos Molnar is willing to learn at November 02, 2024 11:01 PM (khrpa)


Rumor has it that a few 'ettes enjoyed my karaoke foray (joined by a few other less than sober Hordelings) at the TX MoMe. They must not get out much.

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2024 11:07 PM (RFPHU)

312 The great thing about saving a whale is, its size makes it hard for the state goons to kill it.

Oregon government, "we gonna need more dynamite."

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 11:07 PM (QqJcx)

313 >>> 310 The great thing about saving a whale is, its size makes it hard for the state goons to kill it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 02, 2024 11:06 PM (dDmld)

Wanna bet?

Posted by: Oregon DOT at November 02, 2024 11:07 PM (0s6uJ)

314 Evenin’, All. Happy Saturday Night.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 02, 2024 11:07 PM (v6JzV)

315 Something has changed.
BitCoin dumping; 6% since yesterday.
The reporter calling Harris Madame President.
Her going on SLN.
Trump down over 10% in Polymarket since the 29th.
Something has people spooked.

Hopefully it's just jitters from the massive propaganda push by the media.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 02, 2024 11:07 PM (U4x6/)

316 I assume we will stay in Houston at least until we get the results of that biopsy. I have a feeling I may be in Houston for a while, which is going to be logistically interesting....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at November 02, 2024 11:05 PM (SRRAx)

Stay tough dear. We are all pulling for you and you are in our prayers here

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 02, 2024 11:07 PM (QXQ4l)

317 My baby turned 24 today.

Damn. I'm old.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 02, 2024 11:07 PM (TVRRM)

318 Bomb those damned squirrels!!!

Posted by: Zombie Janet Reno at November 02, 2024 11:08 PM (mH6SG)

319 Odd thing locally today. Got a neighbor who's had her "Kamala, For The People" flag out since June or July. I'm walking the dog past her place two hours ago and instead she's got the American flag flying upside down. Brand new flag, still has creases like she unpackaged it today. Did she get some inside tip as to KH and Timmy making a poor showing this election? I hope so.

Posted by: Rex B at November 02, 2024 11:08 PM (Qs9lt)

320 Now people keep mice and other small animals as pets all the time so why the ban on squirrels?
Posted by: Ciampino - overgrrabbing idiots at November 02, 2024 11:04 PM (i0xsb)

I think a lot of jurisdictions have a ban on keeping wild animals as pets, for reasons of disease control and also for not getting "wild" animals acclimated to humans so that they become a nuisance. Having said that, the over-reaction by the NY Gestapo was ridiculous. A "notice to appear" letter would be more appropriate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 11:08 PM (i8Ekk)

321 Doof!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 02, 2024 11:08 PM (v6JzV)

322 Congrats Nurse Ratched.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 02, 2024 11:08 PM (CHHv1)

323 I would totally buy that sweet '66 Country Squire, especially if it had the 352 or 390 in it.

Posted by: Ford the Wagon Master at November 02, 2024 11:09 PM (nS6qG)

324 Someone was let out of his parent's basement.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 02, 2024 11:09 PM (QXQ4l)

325 Posted by: raimondo on tap at November 02, 2024 11:06 PM (khrpa)

I'm impressed!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at November 02, 2024 11:09 PM (89Sog)

326 Doof!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 02, 2024 11:08 PM (v6JzV)


Yo, Bulg!

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2024 11:09 PM (RFPHU)

327 314 Evenin’, All. Happy Saturday Night.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


I'll have you know I was rooting 110% for Michigan today.

Damn. Oregon looks good. I hate the ducks. You have no idea how much I hate them.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 02, 2024 11:09 PM (TVRRM)

328 My baby turned 24 today.

Damn. I'm old.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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HBD to your kiddo!

Posted by: scampydog at November 02, 2024 11:09 PM (LVaYG)

329 Stay tough dear. We are all pulling for you and you are in our prayers here

Yes.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 02, 2024 11:09 PM (mH6SG)

330 320 I think a lot of jurisdictions have a ban on keeping wild animals as pets, for reasons of disease control and also for not getting "wild" animals acclimated to humans so that they become a nuisance. Having said that, the over-reaction by the NY Gestapo was ridiculous. A "notice to appear" letter would be more appropriate.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

And some states are ridiculous. My cats are illegal in more than a few states. That said, baby raccoons are sweet and cute but when they grow up they get hissy and mean, so they aren’t the pet for everyone.

Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2024 11:10 PM (p4NUW)

331 317 My baby turned 24 today.

Damn. I'm old.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 02, 2024 11:07 PM (TVRRM)


***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at November 02, 2024 11:10 PM (QXQ4l)

332 That is a long stretch of highway Orange Ent.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 11:05 PM (QqJcx)

Name that Tune. There's 10. I just wrote either the title or a line of a song. Some of them are out of the blue strange.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at November 02, 2024 11:10 PM (0eaVi)

333 People's Hippo Voice,

Just assume most of everything you see and hear is an op to manipulate you. Don't fall for despair or hopium. Keep a level head.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 02, 2024 11:10 PM (rii+a)

334 I always thought it would be fun to have a karaoke that you could write custom lyrics for. There is a C/W song "women gonna be the death of me, but what a way to go" It is just perfect for endurance riders if you swap horses for women in the lyrics.

Posted by: PaleRider, deplorable basket of garbage at November 02, 2024 11:10 PM (CKOCg)

335 My baby turned 24 today.

Damn. I'm old.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 02, 2024 11:07 PM (TVRRM)


Happy Birthday to the youngster!
You may be old, but remember - it beats the alternative.

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2024 11:10 PM (RFPHU)

336 304
Teresa, I am so praying for you, during your visits to both facilities, and in general for a full recovery. If there is anything you need, please don't hesitate to ask.

Posted by: Grateful, the range bag lady at November 02, 2024 11:11 PM (IQ6Gq)

337 Rumor has it that a few 'ettes enjoyed my karaoke foray (joined by a few other less than sober Hordelings) at the TX MoMe. They must not get out much.
Posted by: Doof

If that was recorded...excellent road trip music....

Posted by: Miklos knows that Doof knows that Miklos knows that Doof knows at November 02, 2024 11:11 PM (khrpa)

338 Without directly responding to our troll, the reason why the Iowa result seems implausible is that it would mean that a bunch of other state polls were wildly incorrect.

Also, early voting numbers in Iowa have Dems and Republicans almost even for turnout. That's shocking. Dems are down from 46% of the early vote at this time in 2020 to 39.7% now, while Republicans are up from 33.1% at this time in 2020 to 39.7% now.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at November 02, 2024 11:11 PM (ycI94)

339 331 317 My baby turned 24 today.

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He's too big for a car seat now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 02, 2024 11:11 PM (dDmld)

340 The Cottage Pie recipe from Cowboy Kent Rollins that I linked in #24
https://youtu.be/IR_bRNPkyZs
which MiladyJo made tonight was most excellent!

Kent substituted hominy for the peas which he doesn't like; MiladyJo didn't have hominy, so she used peas, which was fine. And used her home recipe chile verde. I think I'll have seconds!

Posted by: mindful webworker - mmmm mmmm good at November 02, 2024 11:12 PM (zmGDy)

341 @76

>>Ignore the trolls.

Put it this way, if Kamblabla the ridiculous salad spinning retard and her marxist gimp cuck really do win Iowa, then, Ol' Ben's maxim of A Republic If You Can Keep It, will have proven to be true, we didn't keep it and it was undone by literal maniacs.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at November 02, 2024 11:12 PM (XV/Pl)

342 Machine Tools For Sale was the best troll, with Lace Wigs for a close 2nd.

But the very best, never to be equaled "troll", was from of our very own COBs.

Ladies and Gentlemen, let me remind you of....

...the Long Cat poast.

That one WOULD be THE challenge for the 3d printers, come to think of it !!!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 02, 2024 11:12 PM (Xo+UM)

343 I think a lot of jurisdictions have a ban on keeping wild animals as pets, for reasons of disease control and also for not getting "wild" animals acclimated to humans so that they become a nuisance.

------

Yeah, I'm sure this guy's pet squirrel definitely falls within the spirit of the law meant to prevent feral bobcats from killing small pets.

This was just feral cops killing small pets. It's much better, because justice and shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2024 11:12 PM (7oYYI)

344
Hi, all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 02, 2024 11:12 PM (lCaJd)

345 Animal control doesn't wear gloves? When our dog brought in a live possum, my husband put on his motorcycle leathers and gauntlets to get him out. Those things have very sharp teeth.

Posted by: Megthered at November 02, 2024 11:12 PM (mAWUX)

346 Well somebody called the R troll by mentioning him.
The Horde ought to know better!

Pretty authentic drool from R: might want to stop skipping the meds.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 02, 2024 11:13 PM (R/rZJ)

347 Squirrel Ridge


Wait till they find out about the community of squirrels in Waco. The feds will burn the entire woods down.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 02, 2024 11:13 PM (rii+a)

348 256 No rutabagas? That's not a proper stew!
Posted by: Gref at November 02, 2024 10:54 PM (aBgBM)

Well, technically, my "turnip" was a rutabaga. I call 'em all turnips.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 10:55 PM (i8Ekk)


I should never have doubted you. I wonder if CBD has any good rutabaga recipes? If not that is a serious First World Problem for him.

Posted by: Gref at November 02, 2024 11:13 PM (aBgBM)

349
O.K., Crackin' the brown. Hope you all have a wonderful evening.

Posted by: Auspex at November 02, 2024 11:13 PM (j4U/Z)

350 He's too big for a car seat now.

lol

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 02, 2024 11:13 PM (mH6SG)

351 In 2016 I was convinced hellary had it stole, so was she. We won.

Posted by: Eromero at November 02, 2024 11:13 PM (LHPAg)

352 For anyone who was wondering, I got the branch off my pickup, and bucked into stove lengths. Next winter it should be dry enough to burn.
Pickup seems to drive OK so nothing was twisted, there is just a divot on the sideboard of the bed and tailgate.
It is nice to have the right tools.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2024 11:13 PM (D7oie)

353 347 Squirrel Ridge


Wait till they find out about the community of squirrels in Waco. The feds will burn the entire woods down.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 02, 2024 11:13 PM (rii+a)

Uh oh. What if they find the location of the Forest Moon of Endor?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2024 11:13 PM (bss/y)

354 Rumor has it that a few 'ettes enjoyed my karaoke foray (joined by a few other less than sober Hordelings) at the TX MoMe. They must not get out much.
Posted by: Doof

I will have you know I was very sober. I don’t really drink much, which makes that easy. I had 1 glass of wine the entire time I was there. Now I know you are thinking “whoa, that is her sober? It’s probably great she doesn’t drink!” And you would be right!

Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2024 11:14 PM (p4NUW)

355 I wonder what Commander Bunny would have to say about the death of Peanut...

Posted by: PabloD at November 02, 2024 11:14 PM (tShuD)

356 Aggies getting stomped by the 'Cocks

Posted by: Don Black at November 02, 2024 11:15 PM (/7KEl)

357 O.K., Crackin' the brown. Hope you all have a wonderful evening.
Posted by: Auspex

*rises a glass of the brown to Vic*

Posted by: Miklos at November 02, 2024 11:15 PM (khrpa)

358 What a state. What a country.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2024 10:58 PM (7oYYI)

___________

They shot the dog for good measure.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2024 11:04 PM (EsZUh)
***

They shot the governor?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2024 11:15 PM (W/lyH)

359 44-20 SC

Posted by: Don Black at November 02, 2024 11:15 PM (/7KEl)

360 Piper,
I think you would be hilarious unfiltered and tipsy.

Goals. I got goals.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 02, 2024 11:15 PM (TVRRM)

361 >>> 346
==
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 02, 2024 11:13 PM (R/rZJ)

Check the hash.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2024 11:15 PM (0s6uJ)

362 Aggies getting stomped by the 'Cocks
Posted by: Don Black at November 02, 2024 11:15 PM (/7KEl)

---------

Ooh. Channel?

Posted by: Mayor Pete at November 02, 2024 11:15 PM (dDmld)

363 Having said that, the over-reaction by the NY Gestapo was ridiculous.

The problem is that once these agencies set up SWAT and other paramilitary teams, they're going to use them.

A big city SWAT team? Yeah, you're going to stay legitimately employed.

A quasi-SWAT team for animal control? You're going to be looking for excuses to use it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2024 11:15 PM (uxCna)

364 Rumor has it that a few 'ettes enjoyed my karaoke foray (joined by a few other less than sober Hordelings) at the TX MoMe. They must not get out much.
Posted by: Doof

I heard their hearing aids had failed.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 02, 2024 11:16 PM (R/rZJ)

365 358 What a state. What a country.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2024 10:58 PM (7oYYI)

___________

They shot the dog for good measure.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 02, 2024 11:04 PM (EsZUh)
***

They shot the governor?
Posted by: Diogenes



but they didn't shoot the deputy.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 02, 2024 11:16 PM (rii+a)

366 Peanut, we hardly knew ye.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 02, 2024 11:16 PM (mH6SG)

367 327 Nurse, after the stress of last year, I am not following Michigan football this year. Glad to hear we beat Oregon, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 02, 2024 11:16 PM (v6JzV)

368 *rises a glass of the brown to Vic*
Posted by: Miklos
-------------
Salute to Vic, he was a treasure.

Posted by: scampydog at November 02, 2024 11:16 PM (LVaYG)

369 It's going to be written about for years but NYS murdering the squirrel and raccoon could actually impact the election. Elections get remembered for certain things : Nixon sweating in the debate, LBJ flaming Goldwater withe nuke add, Ford's Poland gaffe, but the state murdering a pet is the kind of incompetent power play that drives people to vote. I love it, a damned squirrel

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 02, 2024 11:16 PM (aRslG)

370 I will have you know I was very sober. I don’t really drink much, which makes that easy. I had 1 glass of wine the entire time I was there. Now I know you are thinking “whoa, that is her sober? It’s probably great she doesn’t drink!” And you would be right!
Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2024 11:14 PM (p4NUW)


So YOU were the one not singing off-key? Now I get why there was someone who sounded decent!

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2024 11:17 PM (RFPHU)

371 367 327 Nurse, after the stress of last year, I am not following Michigan football this year. Glad to hear we beat Oregon, though.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Ummmm. Michigan got their asses handed to them.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 02, 2024 11:17 PM (TVRRM)

372
Check the hash.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

LOL, yeah, that would explain it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at November 02, 2024 11:17 PM (R/rZJ)

373 Teresa in Ft.W.

Drop me an email, with your contact info. If you're gonna be stuck in Houston a while, we'll make a drive up for a visit.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 02, 2024 11:18 PM (Xo+UM)

374
360 Piper,
I think you would be hilarious unfiltered and tipsy.

Goals. I got goals.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 02, 2024 11:15 PM (TVRRM)

Ha! 😂

Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2024 11:18 PM (p4NUW)

375 Yeah, I'm sure this guy's pet squirrel definitely falls within the spirit of the law meant to prevent feral bobcats from killing small pets.

This was just feral cops killing small pets. It's much better, because justice and shit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2024 11:12 PM (7oYYI)

Well, there's a reason such laws are on the books, but they should only ever be enforced when there is an instance of wild "pets" causing harm to humans or property, and becoming a legal nuisance thereby. Otherwise, it's a self-limiting "problem". The squirrel would have gotten old and died, same as the raccoon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 11:19 PM (i8Ekk)

376 Vic z"l

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 02, 2024 11:19 PM (RIvkX)

377 262
Also, she's not fat. She's big-boned!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 02, 2024 10:56 PM (dDmld)

----
From Pet Thread
Meme of a fat cat:
They say we are 80% water.

I'm not fat, I'm flooded.

Posted by: Ciampino - cats are liquid at November 02, 2024 11:19 PM (i0xsb)

378 @ 285 Practice will correct that.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at November 02, 2024 11:19 PM (hKoQL)

379 You know, you could do an animated series based on the adventures of Peanut's mate as she attempts to track down the conspiracy that SWATed her mate while trying to avoid the long arm of NYS Animal Control. She could be looking for that one armed deputy (because Peanut MUST have bitten it off.)

Call it 'The Furgitive.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2024 11:19 PM (bss/y)

380 So how late does one have to stay to enjoy the "After Dark" portion of the MoMe? Or does everyone wait until I have left for the evening? 🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at November 02, 2024 11:20 PM (SRRAx)

381 May peanut's legacy be greater than this squirrels.

https://youtu.be/K16fG1sDagU?si=ZEpkqubBhqWjLCBX

Posted by: PaleRider, deplorable basket of garbage at November 02, 2024 11:20 PM (CKOCg)

382 I always thought raccoons were smart critters. But driving through Arkansas and Missouri, there were literally hundreds of road-killed raccoons along the roadsides, often in twos or threes. Mostly full-grown, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Really sad when you see it was Mama killed, and the babies hung around until they met Mama's fate.

Posted by: mindful webworker - street pizza is no good at November 02, 2024 11:20 PM (zmGDy)

383 Best TV car ad ever.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at November 02, 2024 11:20 PM (JGje1)

384 >>> 360 Piper,
I think you would be hilarious unfiltered and tipsy.

Goals. I got goals.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 02, 2024 11:15 PM (TVRRM)

Now see, I would be far more impressed if you learned to ride a horse so you could help with the next cattle roundup.

*looks over at neighbors' pasture*

Hey...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2024 11:20 PM (0s6uJ)

385 "Uh oh. What if they find the location of the Forest Moon of Endor?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 02, 2024 11:13 PM (bss/y)"

"Commence primary ignition..."

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 02, 2024 11:21 PM (/HDaX)

386 Peanut will be avenged!!!

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 02, 2024 11:21 PM (0s6uJ)

387 Really sad when you see it was Mama killed, and the babies hung around until they met Mama's fate.
Posted by: mindful webworker - street pizza is no good at November 02, 2024 11:20 PM (zmGDy)

Agreed. I think raccoons are quite amusing, and wish them no harm.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 11:21 PM (i8Ekk)

388 Somebody said:
You can fool some of the people all of the time,
and you can fool all the people some of the time.

But you can’t fool all of the people all of the time.

We have reached scenario # 3.

Posted by: Eromero at November 02, 2024 11:22 PM (LHPAg)

389 My baby turned 24 today.

Damn. I'm old.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 02, 2024 11:07 PM (TVRRM)


Naaaa. You're not. It just gets better!
And HBD to him.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2024 11:22 PM (W/lyH)

390 Was Circus Peanut spared?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 02, 2024 11:22 PM (mH6SG)

391 Did you know that the Department of Education has its own SWAT team?

An astonishing number of Federal agencies have their own SWAT teams.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2024 10:26 PM (uxCna)


they should be loaded up with their tactical gear, MREs and sent to patrol the border

Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2024 11:22 PM (D7oie)

392 Now see, I would be far more impressed if you learned to ride a horse so you could help with the next cattle roundup.

------------

What is there to riding a horse? You climb on its back facing the head, and off you go.

Posted by: Michael Bloomberg at November 02, 2024 11:22 PM (dDmld)

393 Going on SNL is stupid. People are literally telling her that it's the economy, the jobs report is measly 12k , inflation is though the roof... and she is going to clown on SNL at the 11th hour. What an idiot.

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2024 11:23 PM (V13WU)

394 Went to vote today (no one seemed to ask the terrorist supporters wearing keffehya to remove them for making political statements, the two sand trash people even nodded to each other as one condemned the others garb) but I can't wait until the papers have to report on the local race (which just included liberals) where there will be at least one vote for Mr. Ligma, Mr. Fumunda and Mr. Harry Balzanga.

Posted by: Rbastid at November 02, 2024 11:23 PM (wWFN+)

395 they should be loaded up with their tactical gear, MREs and sent to patrol the border
Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2024 11:22 PM (D7oie)

Dare I add "vegan MRE's"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 11:23 PM (i8Ekk)

396 373 Teresa in Ft.W.
Drop me an email, with your contact info. If you're gonna be stuck in Houston a while, we'll make a drive up for a visit.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 02, 2024 11:18 PM (Xo+UM)


Dropped you an email earlier this evening! We will actually be in LaPorte for a couple of weeks at least - we are staying with my BFF from high school, who still lives in town. Would love to get together with you while we are down there 😊♥️🦎

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at November 02, 2024 11:23 PM (SRRAx)

397 it's like her people got together and said, what else have we not tried ???? OH, here is an idea ! Let's do SNL !

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2024 11:23 PM (V13WU)

398 I want to see the search warrant that was served. And who signed it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 02, 2024 10:28 PM (QqJcx)


the chances are that because they are DNR or whatever NYS has, they didn't require one, because wildlife was involved.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2024 11:23 PM (D7oie)

399 So how late does one have to stay to enjoy the "After Dark" portion of the MoMe? Or does everyone wait until I have left for the evening? 🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at November 02, 2024 11:20 PM (SRRAx)


The after dark portion isn't too late.
The post game festivities get going when Rancher Bob kicks us young whipper snappers out of the main area and turns off the lights.

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2024 11:24 PM (RFPHU)

400 A big city SWAT team? Yeah, you're going to stay legitimately employed.

Even that can be a problem. I saw a study once that once cities set up SWAT teams, they would get used for things like lower-level arrests, because there really aren't enough incidents that actually require a SWAT team to keep them fully employed.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2024 11:25 PM (uxCna)

401 it's like her people got together and said, what else have we not tried ???? OH, here is an idea ! Let's do SNL !
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2024 11:23 PM (V13WU)

She will probably smoke half a bag of weed, and go on stoned to the gills, and cackle all the way through it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 11:25 PM (i8Ekk)

402 316 I assume we will stay in Houston at least until we get the results of that biopsy. I have a feeling I may be in Houston for a while, which is going to be logistically interesting....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at November 02, 2024 11:05 PM (SRRAx)

Does MD Anderson have a patient advocate for people receiving treatment? If so, they may be able to help find a safe, inexpensive place for you and your family to stay during your care there. Praying for you and your family during this time for healing and a smooth journey for everyone.

Posted by: Moki at November 02, 2024 11:26 PM (wLjpr)

403 Heh.
It was just pointed out to me that Jesus Christ is not on the ballot, but Jezzabel is.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2024 11:26 PM (W/lyH)

404 It was just pointed out to me that Jesus Christ is not on the ballot, but Jezzabel is.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2024 11:26 PM (W/lyH)
--------
Who gets to be Jehu, son of Nimshi?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at November 02, 2024 11:27 PM (U1w17)

405 Going on SNL is stupid.

It's live, and even with a teleprompter and gentle handling she might screw it up.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2024 11:27 PM (uxCna)

406 Even that can be a problem. I saw a study once that once cities set up SWAT teams, they would get used for things like lower-level arrests, because there really aren't enough incidents that actually require a SWAT team to keep them fully employed.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2024 11:25 PM (uxCna)

You would think that SWAT team officers could be trained to work as regular patrolmen when no SWAT-worthy incidents were happening. The Navy trains their sailors to fight fires at sea, but they work at their regular stations when the ship is not on fire.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 11:28 PM (i8Ekk)

407 367 327 Nurse, after the stress of last year, I am not following Michigan football this year. Glad to hear we beat Oregon, though.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Ummmm. Michigan got their asses handed to them.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garb

The Huskies squeaked one past USC Still disappointed in them, as usual . Im very happy the longhorns had a bye

Posted by: LASue at November 02, 2024 11:28 PM (lCppi)

408 She will probably smoke half a bag of weed, and go on stoned to the gills, and cackle all the way through it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 11:25 PM (i8Ekk)

----------

She is a very lovely girl.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 02, 2024 11:28 PM (dDmld)

409 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 11:01 PM (i8Ekk)

It's always bad on full or new moons.

I'm convinced most of it is people running them over on purpose, but in all fairness, the roads are windy and they're not banked in the more rural areas, so most people don't swerve for wildlife, because the odds of rolling are high.

I almost killed my mom and I, swerving to miss a mama Guinea and her chick's. There is no way I could not try to avoid a critter. It's strictly reflex. Hell is not hot enough for everyone involved in this debacle, including all the cunts who complained. Because you know every single asshole who called in complaints was a fucking female. There is a reason Arabs keep women locked up, covered up and under constant supervision while outside the house. There's even a verse in the Bible about contentious women destroying every one's peace, although I can't remember where it comes in. I suppose it could be Shakespeare, but I think it's in the Bible somewhere.

And for what it's worth, I have fibromyalgia, Rheumatoid arthritis, Trigeminal neuralgia and 7 cats..and I would NEVER do such a thing!

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 02, 2024 11:28 PM (MBfrq)

410 it's like her people got together and said, what else have we not tried ???? OH, here is an idea ! Let's do SNL !
Posted by: runner at November 02, 2024 11:23 PM (V13WU)


Well, to be fair, aren't most of the SNL cast Canadians? So basically she's going home.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2024 11:29 PM (W/lyH)

411 re Iowa: There's no reason to listen to polls three days before the election, especially when we have actual early vote data.

GOP EV turnout is slightly above 2020 levels, and is composed largely of low propensity voters.

Dem EV is catastrophically down vs 2020.

conclusion: polls are a mess but actual data says GOP is on pace for a decisive win. That's assuming GOP votes on election day as usual (party energy is sky high so that's a given).

As for Dems, there's no evidence to think the reason Dems aren't early voting is because they're waiting for Tuesday. They've been the early vote party from the jump. They have no apparatus as a party to turnout voters on election day. Everything they do is about getting people to the polls as early (and often) as possible.

Fact is, the Kamala joy train has stalled out. Their voters are not motivated, and not enthused, at least not to the degree they were in 2020, based on the numbers and raw data.

basically, Dems are turning out like it's a midterm.
the GOP is turning out like it's a life or death presidential election.

Vote and we win

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 02, 2024 11:30 PM (wGun1)

412 is anyone live blogging kammie tonight? I refuse to even click on a snl youtube.

/end virtue signal

Posted by: Maybe someday i'll choose a nick and stick with it! Certified dangerous radical at November 02, 2024 11:30 PM (89Sog)

413 I'm just gonna go on record and say that I never heard of the Pumpkin Roll in Chagrin Falls, and I lived a stones throw away on just off Chagrin River Rd back in the 70's.

And we would have been all over that kind of messin' around back then.

I gotta ask my friends who actually live in the Falls about this.

***you may return to your normally scheduled rants***

Posted by: browndog calls bullshit at November 02, 2024 11:30 PM (TTAGa)

414 Does MD Anderson have a patient advocate for people receiving treatment? If so, they may be able to help find a safe, inexpensive place for you and your family to stay during your care there. Praying for you and your family during this time for healing and a smooth journey for everyone.
Posted by: Moki at November 02, 2024 11:26 PM (wLjpr)

There really needs to be a charity like Ronald McDonald House for over-29's who need to travel to a strange city for surgery or lengthy medical treatment. Provide comfortable affordable housing for patients and caregivers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 11:30 PM (i8Ekk)

415 Interesting Biden claiming he wants to smack our a*s didn’t get much news.

Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2024 11:30 PM (p4NUW)

416 She is a very lovely girl.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 02, 2024 11:28 PM (dDmld)

The kind you don't bring home to mother!

Posted by: Rick James at November 02, 2024 11:31 PM (Aqu9a)

417 Heh.
It was just pointed out to me that Jesus Christ is not on the ballot, but Jezzabel is.
Posted by: Diogenes
--------------
Jezebel is my go to with the female text scammers. For the dude text scammers I try to sell them an imaginary '74 Nova.

Posted by: scampydog at November 02, 2024 11:31 PM (LVaYG)

418 And the Huskies beat the Trojans.

God news.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 02, 2024 11:32 PM (JOv66)

419 *good news

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 02, 2024 11:32 PM (JOv66)

420 they are trying to reverse her slide and there is some crazy BS being put out by her top people, and the media is spreading it all over the place

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2024 11:32 PM (V13WU)

421 Best TV car ad ever.

Best TV ad that actually aired:

1980 Long Chevrolet "The Kid Gets Pie in Face"
https://youtu.be/ftCVZPeE6U8

Posted by: Chuck C at November 02, 2024 11:33 PM (yOPBE)

422 Both the squirrel and racoon got euthanized? Damn. Didn't Calvin Coolidge have a pet racoon in the WH? I hope, God willing, when Trump is back in he adopts a pet racoon.... And a golden weasel

Posted by: Rex B at November 02, 2024 11:33 PM (Qs9lt)

423 So how late does one have to stay to enjoy the "After Dark" portion of the MoMe? Or does everyone wait until I have left for the evening? 🤣🤣🤣

It’s not that late if I was there! But I wasn’t at any of the after parties. The camper crew seemed like they had more carrying on to do!

Praying for you daily, friend.

Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2024 11:33 PM (p4NUW)

424 There really needs to be a charity like Ronald McDonald House for over-29's who need to travel to a strange city for surgery or lengthy medical treatment. Provide comfortable affordable housing for patients and caregivers.

Providence, the biggest medical system in Portland, which treats a lot of rural Oregonians with serious medical problems, has some guest houses for that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2024 11:33 PM (uxCna)

425 God willing, when Trump is back in he adopts a pet racoon.... And a golden weasel
Posted by: Rex B
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What about us?

Posted by: The Otters at November 02, 2024 11:34 PM (LVaYG)

426 Biden and Bill Clinton both "won" the presidency after rape. I think LBJ had a pretty reliable claim against him as well. So honestly rapists have a pretty good record at running for president.

Good news is 2024 we are guaranteed to not get a rapist in office - unless the Dems swap Walz and Harris I guess.
Posted by: 18-1 at Novemb

Manslaughter (murder?) kept teddy from the presidency, but didnt slow him down in becoming a lifelong senator

Posted by: LASue at November 02, 2024 11:34 PM (lCppi)

427 And the Huskies beat the Trojans.

God news.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 02, 2024 11:32 PM (JOv66)

At least Trojans can be turned inside-out, and reused.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 11:34 PM (i8Ekk)

428 A lot of hotels near large medical centers offer discounts if you tell them why you're staying in the city.

Not always a huge discount, but every little bit helps.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 02, 2024 11:35 PM (MBfrq)

429 that stupid iowa poll is going to crash the betting market odds for Trump. It's all about blunting momentum and creating a false narrative.

in short, it's a psy op. Dont fall for it

Posted by: Shenanigans at November 02, 2024 11:35 PM (wGun1)

430 Has anyone checked on Perfessor Squirrel? Thoughts and prayers for a loss in the family.

Posted by: TRex at November 02, 2024 11:35 PM (IQ6Gq)

431
Not always a huge discount, but every little bit helps.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 02, 2024 11:35 PM (MBfrq)

Amen, and hugs to you, sweet lady!

Posted by: Moki at November 02, 2024 11:35 PM (wLjpr)

432 Browndog! Howdy brother!

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2024 11:36 PM (RFPHU)

433 in short, it's a psy op. Dont fall for it
Posted by: Shenanigans at November 02, 2024 11:35 PM (wGun1)

Which is why the trolls are so desperately pushing it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 11:36 PM (i8Ekk)

434 What about us?
Posted by: The Otters at November 02, 2024 11:34 PM (LVaYG)

They're going to be hired to clear out The Swamp!

Posted by: Rex B at November 02, 2024 11:36 PM (Qs9lt)

435 430 Has anyone checked on Perfessor Squirrel? Thoughts and prayers for a loss in the family.
Posted by: TRex at November 02, 2024 11:35 PM (IQ6Gq)

I just spat diet coke all over my computer. You got me on this one!

Posted by: Moki at November 02, 2024 11:36 PM (wLjpr)

436 Moki! 🤗🤗🤗

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 02, 2024 11:36 PM (MBfrq)

437 413 I'm just gonna go on record and say that I never heard of the Pumpkin Roll in Chagrin Falls, and I lived a stones throw away on just off Chagrin River Rd back in the 70's.

Browndog - my college boyfriend was from there. I have sent him a question about this event.

Posted by: Iris at November 02, 2024 11:37 PM (bOJ2I)

438 Has anyone checked on Perfessor Squirrel? Thoughts and prayers for a loss in the family.
Posted by: TRex at November 02, 2024 11:35 PM (IQ6Gq)


Dang. Hadn't heard.

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2024 11:37 PM (RFPHU)

439 Has anyone checked on Perfessor Squirrel? Thoughts and prayers for a loss in the family.

==

lol, that's just mean...

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2024 11:37 PM (V13WU)

440 435 430 Has anyone checked on Perfessor Squirrel? Thoughts and prayers for a loss in the family.
Posted by: TRex at November 02, 2024 11:35 PM (IQ6Gq)

TRex - I knew there was an opportunity for that joke - but I could not articulate it! *high five!*

Posted by: Iris at November 02, 2024 11:38 PM (bOJ2I)

441 Betting markets went toward Hillary near the end.

She finally figured it out just when she took off her glasses with a quivering hand.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 02, 2024 11:38 PM (lhenN)

442 Duh. You got me T-Rex.
*tips cap*

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2024 11:39 PM (RFPHU)

443 That stump humper, there's a utoob of a lawnmower cut back like that on keeping the regular blade. Tall grass and heavy weeds meant nothing to it.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 02, 2024 11:40 PM (Quxeu)

444 432 Browndog! Howdy brother!
Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2024 11:36 PM (RFPHU)

Doofmeister ...

Ovie still on a roll, as are the Caps.

***tips cap***

Posted by: browndog a wishin' and a hopin' at November 02, 2024 11:40 PM (TTAGa)

445 371 OK, I misunderstood. Still, whateves.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at November 02, 2024 11:40 PM (v6JzV)

446 Has anyone checked on Perfessor Squirrel? Thoughts and prayers for a loss in the family.
Posted by: TRex
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LOL.

Posted by: scampydog at November 02, 2024 11:40 PM (LVaYG)

447 Well, took one for the team and watched SNL. As expected, she was very cringe. Many plays on her name, talking about the "dramala" and keeping "calmala." There was also a line about how she's the only person who can say Beyonce opened for her.

Posted by: JenWestin at November 02, 2024 11:40 PM (4CwsD)

448 >>> 391 Did you know that the Department of Education has its own SWAT team?

An astonishing number of Federal agencies have their own SWAT teams.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 02, 2024 10:26 PM (uxCna)

they should be loaded up with their tactical gear, MREs and sent to patrol the border of Ukraine
Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2024 11:22 PM (D7oie)

Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at November 02, 2024 11:40 PM (0s6uJ)

449 I have even seen online a John Wick with squirrel mem.

How about if Bullwinkle comes out of retirement and teams up with John Wick.

Posted by: Chuck C at November 02, 2024 11:40 PM (yOPBE)

450 And the Huskies beat the Trojans.

God news.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 02, 2024 11:32 PM (JOv66)

At least Trojans can be turned inside-out, and reused.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 11:34 PM (i8Ekk)
***

They have been known to burst under pressure.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2024 11:40 PM (W/lyH)

451 Another hard road kill situation is when you know you've successfully straddled an armadillo, but then you hear an ugly thump because they jump up when excited.

Posted by: mindful webworker - possums galore at November 02, 2024 11:41 PM (zmGDy)

452 420 they are trying to reverse her slide and there is some crazy BS being put out by her top people, and the media is spreading it all over the place
Posted by: runner
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Yeah, I think it was the Iowa poll; that followed the outlier CNN polls saying she was up 6 in MI and WI.

I gotta remember my own advice: Polls at this point are irrelevant--it's all about turnout now.

But the propaganda is coming hard, fast and heavy now from the media.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 02, 2024 11:42 PM (U4x6/)

453 At least Trojans can be turned inside-out, and reused.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Huskies can run medicine from anchorage to Nome.

Good doggies.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 02, 2024 11:42 PM (TLhHb)

454 There was also a line about how she's the only person who can say Beyonce opened for her.

That should make all the fans expecting a Beyonce performance happy all over again.

Posted by: Chuck C at November 02, 2024 11:42 PM (yOPBE)

455 438 Has anyone checked on Perfessor Squirrel? Thoughts and prayers for a loss in the family.
Posted by: TRex at November 02, 2024 11:35 PM (IQ6Gq)

Dang. Hadn't heard.
Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2024 11:37 PM (RFPHU)
Perfessor Squirrel will probably address these murders in the morning.

Posted by: Eromero at November 02, 2024 11:42 PM (LHPAg)

456 Browndog - my college boyfriend was from there. I have sent him a question about this event.
Posted by: Iris at November 02, 2024 11:37 PM (bOJ2I)

If it actually existed back then, I'll be amazed.

More likely, it was a couple of neighborhood kids having fun, and it slowly morphed into something big in the 80s / 90s and on to today.

Posted by: browndog scratching his head at November 02, 2024 11:43 PM (TTAGa)

457 I haven’t Berserker post in a long time, miss him and hope he’s ok..

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2024 11:43 PM (S6gqv)

458 There was also a line about how she's the only person who can say Beyonce opened for her.

That should make all the fans expecting a Beyonce performance happy all over again.
Posted by: Chuck C


I was thinking, "didn't the Beyonce non-show go over like a fart in an elevator?"

Thanks for reminding everyone of that, SNL!

Posted by: mikeski at November 02, 2024 11:43 PM (DgGvY)

459 Mindful, yes. So upsetting, and people running them over on purpose, too.

They do tear your yard up, but are sooo cute skipping aling!

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 02, 2024 11:44 PM (MBfrq)

460 Doofmeister ...

Ovie still on a roll, as are the Caps.

***tips cap***
Posted by: browndog a wishin' and a hopin' at November 02, 2024 11:40 PM (TTAGa)


Has been a great first 10 games! Ovi looks like he wants to break the record by Christmas!!

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2024 11:44 PM (RFPHU)

461 But the propaganda is coming hard, fast and heavy now from the media.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 02, 2024 11:42 PM (U4x6/)

It’s too late. Campaign is over, now it’s just voting.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2024 11:44 PM (S6gqv)

462 A number of years ago Oregon State beat USC. The headline read "Beavers Outlast Trojans"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 02, 2024 11:45 PM (aRslG)

463 Ooops.

It's late, I'm going to sleep.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 02, 2024 11:46 PM (0s6uJ)

464
If it actually existed back then, I'll be amazed.


**LOL - how old do you think I am?

He would have been there in 70/80s

Posted by: Iris at November 02, 2024 11:46 PM (bOJ2I)

465 I haven’t Berserker post in a long time, miss him and hope he’s ok..
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2024 11:43 PM (S6gqv)


I checked on him while we were in Texas a few weeks ago. He couldn't make it this year but told me to give a certain ette a butt squeeze so he must be OK!

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2024 11:46 PM (RFPHU)

466 Forgot, SNL also had a line about how Kamala can do something Trump can't do: Open a door, since he slipped a little when trying to open the door on the garbage truck.

Posted by: JenWestin at November 02, 2024 11:46 PM (4CwsD)

467 Thanks Doof.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2024 11:47 PM (S6gqv)

468 Iowa does not have early voting.

That poll was to not just depress the R vote in IA but also nationwide.

As TJM has been pointing out-- there's literally no penalty for getting a poll wrong. But, there are massive incentives to generate headlines. And advertising revenue.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 02, 2024 11:47 PM (U4x6/)

469 Does MD Anderson have a patient advocate for people receiving treatment? If so, they may be able to help find a safe, inexpensive place for you and your family to stay during your care there. Praying for you and your family during this time for healing and a smooth journey for everyone.
Posted by: Moki at November 02, 2024 11:26 PM (wLjpr)


MD Anderson has a LOT of that kind of stuff. I grew up in the area, so I have lots of friends who have offered to help out. Our main problem is that our youngest daughter has Down syndrome, so we have to be sure that she is being watched while I am seeing doctors. Fortunately, my BFF and Paul's cousin live close enough to Houston to be able to help out with that.

Once we know what the plan is, we should be able to figure out a schedule. Right now, everything is still so new

Posted by: Mona Lisa Vito at November 02, 2024 11:47 PM (SRRAx)

470 A number of years ago Oregon State beat USC. The headline read "Beavers Outlast Trojans"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at November 02, 2024 11:45 PM (aRslG)


* imagines clever headlines for South Carolina vs Southern Cal *

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2024 11:48 PM (RFPHU)

471 I'd like to nominate the Peanut Ridge for Comment of the Week.
Posted by: scampydog at November 02, 2024 11:04 PM (LVaYG)
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Seconded

Posted by: 496 at November 02, 2024 11:48 PM (t+VLa)

472 I had a dream last night that Trump won Virginia and looked to be on a glide path to victory. May it be.

Posted by: tintex at November 02, 2024 11:49 PM (jRjGH)

473 Who loaded up our local police departments with military equipment? Oh yeah Jugears and the Party of Defund the Police.

Posted by: ... at November 02, 2024 11:49 PM (lX8VI)

474 Pizza and Beer ... so many carbs.

It does seem the carbohydrate lifestyle is addictive ... especially with all the addictive additives they put in crap like potato chips, or Doritos.

I reunited with my sister yesterday (or actually first at my other older sister's funeral), and she has had lymphoma cancer (which I participated in with her a decade ago), but since then a stroke, and mastectomy. Her (both are radical leftists) Jewish husband had a couple strokes, and brain cancer, that is now down to the inoperable part.

I didn't bring up the Covid fake vax, but I gotta think that could be a big part of their health problems. Not to mention the high carb perverted food pyramid. Life is short ... live long and prosper ... or live longer without the carbs and BigPharma fake meds?

Posted by: illiniwek at November 02, 2024 11:49 PM (Cus5s)

475 472 I had a dream last night that Trump won Virginia and looked to be on a glide path to victory. May it be.
Posted by: tintex at November

Please and thank you!

Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2024 11:49 PM (p4NUW)

476 owa does not have early voting.

That poll was to not just depress the R vote in IA but also nationwide.

As TJM has been pointing out-- there's literally no penalty for getting a poll wrong. But, there are massive incentives to generate headlines. And advertising revenue.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 02, 2024 11:47 PM (U4x6/)

*sigh




"In Iowa, in-person voting is available no earlier than 20 calendar days before the election. After the first day, voters have until the day before the election, or Nov. 4, at 5 p.m. to do early in-person absentee voting."

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2024 11:50 PM (V13WU)

477 Thanks Doof.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 02, 2024 11:47 PM (S6gqv)


YW. Always good for us to be asking about those who we haven't seen in a while.

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2024 11:50 PM (RFPHU)

478 She is a very lovely girl.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 02, 2024 11:28 PM (dDmld)


The kind you don't take home to momma.

Posted by: Willie! at November 02, 2024 11:50 PM (gKWVE)

479 As TJM has been pointing out-- there's literally no penalty for getting a poll wrong. But, there are massive incentives to generate headlines. And advertising revenue.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 02, 2024 11:47 PM (U4x6/)


Might be an issue with the odds makers.
*touches side of nose with forefinger*

Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2024 11:50 PM (W/lyH)

480 Babylon Bee:
"After Stressful Day, Couple Unwinds With Graphic Murder Documentary"

This is an underappreciated problem - the desensitization to violence among otherwise normal people!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 02, 2024 11:50 PM (gfztU)

481 It is way past the time I turn into a pumpkin. Good night everyone!

Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2024 11:52 PM (p4NUW)

482 My own personal calculation says he needs Virginia.

I am no election forecaster, I'm just an idiot with two eyes and a memory.

Posted by: ... at November 02, 2024 11:53 PM (lX8VI)

483 it an hour earlier than you guys think it is !

Posted by: runner at November 02, 2024 11:53 PM (V13WU)

484 Or some other "unexpected" state.

Posted by: ... at November 02, 2024 11:53 PM (lX8VI)

485 G'night, Piper!

Posted by: scampydog at November 02, 2024 11:54 PM (LVaYG)

486 I thought Trump had it but what we just saw on SNL will lead to late breakers going massively Democrat. Maya Rudolf just put Kamala Harris in the White House.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 02, 2024 11:56 PM (06b+S)

487 That stump humper, there's a utoob of a lawnmower cut back like that on keeping the regular blade. Tall grass and heavy weeds meant nothing to it.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 02, 2024 11:40 PM (Quxeu)

I built exactly that, many years ago, and still have it. Was given a 20" Sensation rotary mower. It was a rental shop unit that had been dropped off a truck, and broke one of the ears off the cast magnesium deck where a wheel mounted. He couldn't rent it out that way, and gave it to me. I saw the rest of the front of the deck off, and fitted it with row of tines to stop the weeds from laying down as the blade cut them, and skids to prevent the blade from contacting the ground. Fitted it with an extra-long fixed handle so it cannot be pulled back over the operator's toes, and added rear wheels taken from a Strawberry Shortcake girl's bike found in the dump, complete with little beads on the spokes that tinkle as it rolls.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 11:56 PM (GYjst)

488 It is way past the time I turn into a pumpkin. Good night everyone!
Posted by: Piper at November 02, 2024 11:52 PM (p4NUW)


Good night!

Posted by: Doof at November 02, 2024 11:57 PM (RFPHU)

489 Posted by: Carlyl at November 02, 2024 11:56 PM (06b+S)

reverted to doom trolling, I see.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 11:58 PM (GYjst)

490 Good night all.

Posted by: TRex at November 02, 2024 11:59 PM (IQ6Gq)

491 reverted to doom trolling, I see.

I read it as sarcasm. The one thing Kamalatoe will do is blow it, because that's what she's best at. Just ask Willie Brown.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 03, 2024 12:00 AM (lUFok)

492 I built exactly that, many years ago, and still have it. Was given a 20" Sensation rotary mower. It was a rental shop unit that had been dropped off a truck, and broke one of the ears off the cast magnesium deck where a wheel mounted. He couldn't rent it out that way, and gave it to me. I saw the rest of the front of the deck off, and fitted it with row of tines to stop the weeds from laying down as the blade cut them, and skids to prevent the blade from contacting the ground. Fitted it with an extra-long fixed handle so it cannot be pulled back over the operator's toes, and added rear wheels taken from a Strawberry Shortcake girl's bike found in the dump, complete with little beads on the spokes that tinkle as it rolls.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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AOP you have the best fixit, repurpose, voodoo, wizardy, mechanical solving brain.

Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2024 12:00 AM (LVaYG)

493 I will probably disappear online if Deep Throat wins.

For one thing, I don't trust them not to go after every site with the slightest hint of Conservative leanings, and also because my mental health will not be good.

I've taken a long break from being online this year, and I missed it, but I can't deny that I felt much more peaceful.... and I don't even do social media sites. I honestly think being online constantly is rewiring my brain.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at November 03, 2024 12:01 AM (MBfrq)

494 I read it as sarcasm. The one thing Kamalatoe will do is blow it, because that's what she's best at. Just ask Willie Brown.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 03, 2024 12:00 AM (lUFok)

If that's the case, then I apologize to Carlyl.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 12:01 AM (GYjst)

495 G'night, TRex. Thanks again for the cool Hobby Thread.

Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2024 12:01 AM (LVaYG)

496 AOP, doing sarc but I know it isn't always clear in a format like this.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 12:02 AM (06b+S)

497 I will probably disappear online if Deep Throat wins.

I already voted for Trump, Miss Tammy, but reading this makes me want to drive over to California and vote for him again in multiple polling locations, since they're not legally allowed to check ID.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 03, 2024 12:02 AM (lUFok)

498 Didn't sound like sarcasm to me. Guess I'd have to see other posts but that would be predicated on me giving a fuck.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2024 12:02 AM (lX8VI)

499 I am just happy I get my hour back.

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 12:03 AM (V13WU)

500 Hopefully it's just jitters from the massive propaganda push by the media.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 02, 2024 11:07 PM (U4x6/)
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Both dem and GOP operatives are saying Trump has Wisconsin. Nevada ended early voting with the GOP in front, there aren't enough votes left to overcome it based on remaining turnout models. We've had Plouffe out there saying the MSG rally is finally starting to hurt Trump - no indications of this anywhere. Remember Blacks and women are breaking hard for Harris - with no early voting data to even remotely verify it. This is all about suppressing GOP votes to save the three blue senators in WI, MI, and PA, plus a bunch of house seats. And maybe even the blue senators from Arizona AND Nevada. There aren't enough unsecured ballots in play to match the 2020 heist. Could Harris win, of course. But its all and OP including MNW posting here.

Posted by: Black JEM at November 03, 2024 12:03 AM (uLt48)

501 I guess I'd misunderstood. "in person absentee" is the same a early voting. They should just call it what it is.

So, I guess there's only 3 states that don't have any form of early voting: NH, MS and AL.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2024 12:03 AM (U4x6/)

502 My sarcasm meter is usually very good but Lord we have a lot of weirdos lately.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2024 12:03 AM (lX8VI)

503 I listened to Fetterman's Rogan interview. I wish Rs had someone other than Oz in that race.

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 12:04 AM (V13WU)

504 Ralph Williams Ralph Williams Ford[/]i

He was Ralph Williams of Bay Shore Chrysler Plymouth.

He was very specific about you getting f*cked buying that Ford station wagon in particular, but let's stay accurate.

Posted by: spindrift at November 03, 2024 12:04 AM (dZ59+)

505 499 I am just happy I get my hour back.
Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 12:03 AM (V13WU)

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I missed it so much. I may devote it to masturbation.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2024 12:05 AM (dDmld)

506

Not this shit again.

Posted by: spindrift at November 03, 2024 12:05 AM (dZ59+)

507 My sarcasm meter is usually very good but Lord we have a lot of weirdos lately.

It'll be better come Nov 6th, when they're not getting paid to troll anymore.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 03, 2024 12:05 AM (lUFok)

508 Good night horde. I'll close with this borrowed (from Salty?) thought. Lets smile and strike fear into KillJoy leftists tomorrow.

Posted by: PaleRider, deplorable basket of garbage at November 03, 2024 12:05 AM (CKOCg)

509 AOP, doing sarc but I know it isn't always clear in a format like this.
Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 12:02 AM (06b+S)

Sorry. A few days ago, there was doom troll named "Stibak", and it got banned, and then "carlyl" popped up and basically repeated stibak's posts word for word. Then I saw you, Carlyl, and thought, "Gee, this poster seems sane!" You were engaging in discussions on music and whatnot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 12:05 AM (GYjst)

510 AOP, doing sarc but I know it isn't always clear in a format like this.
Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 12:02 AM (06b+S)

I got it ! It was funny.

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 12:07 AM (V13WU)

511 Dare I add "vegan MRE's"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2024 11:23 PM (i8Ekk)


"human dignity rations" if you prefer. Mmmm, TVP. chickpea puree and rice.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2024 12:07 AM (D7oie)

512 I would note, if the WI reports are true, the election is over. Trump wins with WI.

Posted by: Black JEM at November 03, 2024 12:07 AM (uLt48)

513 Has anyone checked on Perfessor Squirrel? Thoughts and prayers for a loss in the family.
Posted by: TRex at November 02, 2024 11:35 PM (IQ6Gq)
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Book 'em, Perfessor!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 12:07 AM (VFJAx)

514 Yay, Pixy.

Boo, late night fall back Saturday formatting skills.

Posted by: spindrift at November 03, 2024 12:07 AM (dZ59+)

515 I listened to Fetterman's Rogan interview. I wish Rs had someone other than Oz in that race.
Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 12:04 AM (V13WU)

I think Fetterman could be induced to cross over to the Dark Side.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 12:08 AM (GYjst)

516 Kamala needs PA, WI and MI - ALL OF THEM to have a chance. Trump does not.

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 12:09 AM (V13WU)

517 So now lets go for the popular vote total. Apparently CA GOP is trying to work their votes to get Trump the popular vote total.

Posted by: Black JEM at November 03, 2024 12:09 AM (uLt48)

518 I am just happy I get my hour back.
Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 12:03 AM (V13WU)
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Is that you, Ted Mack?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 12:09 AM (VFJAx)

519 I don't think so. The couple in question was making money on squirrel videos and I think that is what drew the raid. A number of other commenters have said that Peanut's owners were dumb to draw attention to themselves in a state like NY...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 02, 2024 10:43 PM (oZhjI)

They used the money to fund an animal rescue.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 03, 2024 12:10 AM (w6EFb)

520 Normally CA GOP has little to vote for.

Posted by: Black JEM at November 03, 2024 12:10 AM (uLt48)

521 I think Fetterman could be induced to cross over to the Dark Side.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 12:08 AM (GYjst)


based on what I heard, no. only on some issues.

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 12:10 AM (V13WU)

522

I"M PEANUTACUS!

Posted by: PEANUTACUS at November 03, 2024 12:10 AM (63Dwl)

523 I listened to Fetterman's Rogan interview.
Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 12:04 AM (V13WU)


On a scale of 0-10, how would you rate the performance of "Puttin' On the Ritz"?

Posted by: spindrift at November 03, 2024 12:11 AM (dZ59+)

524 Is that you, Ted Mack?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 12:09 AM (VFJAx)

How are you doing, Biden's Dog? Any sirens at the moment? I see the IDF whacked another Hamashole.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 12:11 AM (GYjst)

525 Be confident and not play afraid to lose like the damn Bears did last week against Washington.

Posted by: Black JEM at November 03, 2024 12:12 AM (uLt48)

526 Folks, the cheat is on, via fake ballots, illegal votes, evoting machines, lawfare and judicial appointments.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 12:12 AM (VFJAx)

527 Is that you, Ted Mack?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 12:09 AM (VFJAx)

I am not smart enough to know what an Australian politician has to do DST ....but I am willing to learn !

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 12:12 AM (V13WU)

528 based on what I heard, no. only on some issues.
Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 12:10 AM (V13WU)

Get the thin edge of the wedge in there...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 12:12 AM (GYjst)

529 We've had Plouffe out there saying the MSG rally is finally starting to hurt Trump - no indications of this anywhere.
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Just read a bit of an article on that. I think the source is some fellow who makes predictions based on his analysis of PredictIt.
He claimed that there was too much "bro" at MSG and that turned off women. Amplified by that they presumably took great offense at the Liz Cheney swipe. Then there was Halley going out and claiming Trump needs to tone it down to appeal to suburban women.
This fellow also claims there's a Trump bias in the betting markets because participants skew male.
So he's adjusting for that, then assigns a percentage of the total EV w/o state-by-state allocation.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2024 12:12 AM (U4x6/)

530 So now lets go for the popular vote total. Apparently CA GOP is trying to work their votes to get Trump the popular vote total.

All they need is a list of names of people who haven't voted, then go out and "project" their votes for them at their polling place. Since it's illegal to ask for ID in California it's not like anyone can challenge the dude with a ZZTop beard voting as Janet Williams.

(Please note: I am not seriously suggesting voter fraud, just pointing out how unscrupulous individuals could exploit the system.)

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 03, 2024 12:13 AM (lUFok)

531 Texas squirrel-swatter has now deleted her whatever account. She's a photographer.

As has the NY Nazi in charge of squirrel swatting. I predict more deleted accounts before this is over.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 03, 2024 12:13 AM (w6EFb)

532 Watching SNL now.

When is Harris on?

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 03, 2024 12:13 AM (WNvEU)

533 I hope you guys are right. I was super confident the last couple months that Trump overcomes the cheat.

I may just not want to be disappointed again. I'm generally a great seer but unsurprisingly I get clouded when emotions are involved.

And I really don't want to see the country and world burn for the rest of my life so emotions are involved. They need a cheat twice the size of 2020 to win. And 2020 was stupid.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2024 12:13 AM (lX8VI)

534 but Lord we have a lot of weirdos lately.
Posted by: ...


Lately?

I've been here for years!

Posted by: mikeski at November 03, 2024 12:14 AM (DgGvY)

535 That pizza looks divine.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 03, 2024 12:14 AM (0rHpt)

536 Then there was Halley going out and claiming Trump needs to tone it down to appeal to suburban women.
This fellow also claims there's a Trump bias in the betting markets because participants skew male.
So he's adjusting for that, then assigns a percentage of the total EV w/o state-by-state allocation.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2024 12:12 AM (U4x6/)

Nikki Haley sure did appeal to Suburban women, didn't she?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 12:15 AM (GYjst)

537 How are you doing, Biden's Dog? Any sirens at the moment? I see the IDF whacked another Hamashole.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 12:11 AM (GYjst)
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Fine. In prep for possible Iran attack, starting after 2:30AM Monday morning our time.

https://tinyurl.com/52kzhcj7

We are so stupid not to have totaled them after the first time.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 12:15 AM (VFJAx)

538 Folks, the cheat is on, via fake ballots, illegal votes, evoting machines, lawfare and judicial appointments.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 12:12 AM (VFJAx)
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Nothing new there. Not quite sure how they make up this many votes though.

Oh, and the cheat has never not been on. But with everything they keep throwing out there almost randomly they are just throwing anything against the wall to see if anything sticks. They are acting like they are desperate. I think they are in real trouble in Virginia.

Posted by: Black JEM at November 03, 2024 12:15 AM (uLt48)

539 That pizza looks divine.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 03, 2024 12:14 AM (0rHpt)

I can feel my arteries clogging, just looking at it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 12:16 AM (GYjst)

540 On a scale of 0-10, how would you rate the performance of "Puttin' On the Ritz"?
Posted by: spindrift at November 03, 2024 12:11 AM (dZ59+)


I think he did ok. He made his positions known. I think he did himself a favor.

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 12:16 AM (V13WU)

541 but Lord we have a lot of weirdos lately.
Posted by: ...

Lately?

I've been here for years!


You, too? I thought you were one of the normies?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 03, 2024 12:16 AM (lUFok)

542 I'm getting nervous as he'll, remembering what happened in 2020. When I went to bed late all was well, then cruelly snatched away when I awoke.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 03, 2024 12:17 AM (Bx0B9)

543 Michelle Obama slams Trump for portraying Kamala Harris as a 'bimbo' in fiery plea for voters to dump him

https://mol.im/a/14034083

Posted by: Ciampino - Big Mike is shrilling at November 03, 2024 12:18 AM (i0xsb)

544 Michael Malice said that Fetterman was better than Oz, which I found to be outrageous at the time.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 03, 2024 12:18 AM (lhenN)

545 Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 03, 2024 12:13 AM (WNvEU)

Why are you torturing yourself dear lady

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2024 12:18 AM (lX8VI)

546 Is that you, Ted Mack?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 12:09 AM (VFJAx)

I am not smart enough to know what an Australian politician has to do DST ....but I am willing to learn !
Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 12:12 AM (V13WU)
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Sounds like you have iron-poor blood.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 12:18 AM (VFJAx)

547 Michelle Obama slams Trump for portraying Kamala Harris as a 'bimbo' in fiery plea for voters to dump him

https://mol.im/a/14034083
Posted by: Ciampino - Big Mike is shrilling at November 03, 2024 12:18 AM (i0xsb)
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But she is a bimbo. Why would you be so stupid as to remind people what they really think of her?

Posted by: Black JEM at November 03, 2024 12:19 AM (uLt48)

548 An older couple stated that they're voting for Kamala because we need to catch up with Europe which has lots of woman leaders.

As if they're at a local rescue checking out the cats. "Oh look, here's a gray one - we've never had a gray one before."

I know they're too stupid to deserve to be saved from the commies, but dammit, they're gonna get saved along with all of the other idiots that vote for her.

The only thing is to VOTE if you haven't done so already. Ignore the polling, it's insane.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 03, 2024 12:19 AM (w6EFb)

549 I'm getting nervous as he'll, remembering what happened in 2020. When I went to bed late all was well, then cruelly snatched away when I awoke.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 03, 2024 12:17 AM (Bx0B9)

=====

I'm hoping it'll be like 2016, when I went bed 100% convinced they were gonna steal it for Hillary, and woke up to my husband telling me, "he won."

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2024 12:19 AM (xOnCy)

550 Sorry. I think the pizza Looks gross. Soft slimy crust and greasy cheese. Too much cheese.

Crispy thin crust, a hint of sauce, basil, fresh, ripe tomato, kalamata olives and some goat cheese.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 03, 2024 12:19 AM (WNvEU)

551 I'm getting nervous as he'll, remembering what happened in 2020. When I went to bed late all was well, then cruelly snatched away when I awoke.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 03, 2024 12:17 AM (Bx0B9)

I guess, does 2024 look like 2020 ?

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 12:19 AM (V13WU)

552 Tammy, I would not blame you. I went off for a couple of months 4 years ago

Posted by: Kindltot at November 03, 2024 12:20 AM (D7oie)

553 Fetterman escaped torch-wielding villagers his handlers and his weird wife, while Oz probably wouldn't have. Still a goof, still a democrat, but I will take what I can get.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 03, 2024 12:20 AM (lhenN)

554 I'm getting nervous as he'll, remembering what happened in 2020. When I went to bed late all was well, then cruelly snatched away when I awoke.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 03, 2024 12:17 AM (Bx0B9)
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Correct. Be prepared again.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 12:20 AM (VFJAx)

555 Fine. In prep for possible Iran attack, starting after 2:30AM Monday morning our time.

https://tinyurl.com/52kzhcj7

We are so stupid not to have totaled them after the first time.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 12:15 AM (VFJAx)

Man, the JPost sure does do some incisive analysis:

"The B-52 Stratofortress is a long-range heavy bomber that has the ability to perform various missions, according to the US Air Force."\

Might be why they have been kept on strength for some 70 years, eh?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 12:20 AM (GYjst)

556 543 Michelle Obama slams Trump for portraying Kamala Harris as a 'bimbo' in fiery plea for voters to dump him

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The balls on that woman.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2024 12:20 AM (dDmld)

557 I'm hoping it'll be like 2016, when I went bed 100% convinced they were gonna steal it for Hillary, and woke up to my husband telling me, "he won."
Posted by: Jordan61

Yea! Exactly. But it was my youngest, who had just voted in his first election, who shook me awake and said, "Trump won."

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 03, 2024 12:21 AM (WNvEU)

558 Sorry. A few days ago, there was doom troll named "Stibak", and it got banned, and then "carlyl" popped up and basically repeated stibak's posts word for word. Then I saw you, Carlyl, and thought, "Gee, this poster seems sane!" You were engaging in discussions on music and whatnot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 12:05 AM (GYjst)

Both were me. I go heavy on sarcasm and looking for a reaction. So I get why it might seem troolish.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 12:22 AM (06b+S)

559 I should note that, on October 2, PolyMarket had it basically 49/49.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at November 03, 2024 12:22 AM (U4x6/)

560 No. Math is hard.

Checking out.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 03, 2024 12:22 AM (WNvEU)

561 As has the NY Nazi in charge of squirrel swatting. I predict more deleted accounts before this is over.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 03, 2024 12:13 AM (w6EFb)
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Yesterday, Oilfield Rando came as close as possible to doxing them:

https://tinyurl.com/3yvma3sv

Creatures of the deep state.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 12:23 AM (VFJAx)

562 Far as I'm concerned I might have four years to celebrate. Until then I am taking nothing for granite.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2024 12:24 AM (lX8VI)

563 Runner, in 2020 I couldn't imagine him losing to Biden, who was a vegetable even then. In 2024 I am less confident in our systems.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 03, 2024 12:24 AM (Bx0B9)

564 Both were me. I go heavy on sarcasm and looking for a reaction. So I get why it might seem troolish.
Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 12:22 AM (06b+S)

Fair enough. I will disregard it if I see that in future. I know sarc is hard to pull off in brief text posts. Easy enough to see when it comes from someone whose style is familiar. From a new nic, there's really no track record to guide one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 12:25 AM (GYjst)

565 Man, the JPost sure does do some incisive analysis:

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 12:20 AM (GYjst)
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Semi-leftist rag. Sold their soul decades ago.

Poor journalism and penmanship.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 12:26 AM (VFJAx)

566 My baby turned 24 today.

Damn. I'm old.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage at November 02, 2024 11:07 PM (TVRRM)

Yeah.

Posted by: RealOld at November 03, 2024 12:27 AM (f2/PD)

567 An older couple stated that they're voting for Kamala because we need to catch up with Europe which has lots of woman leaders.

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 03, 2024 12:27 AM (mH6SG)

568 Kamalatoe continues on her path of copying Trump, right down to the SNL bit:

https://t.ly/jkxfN

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at November 03, 2024 12:27 AM (lUFok)

569 Until then I am taking nothing for granite.
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2024 12:24 AM (lX8VI)
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You rock!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 12:27 AM (VFJAx)

570
Yesterday, Oilfield Rando came as close as possible to doxing them:

https://tinyurl.com/3yvma3sv

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Sean Mahar. Earns $220k a year to murder squirrels.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2024 12:28 AM (dDmld)

571 Yesterday, Oilfield Rando came as close as possible to doxing them:

https://tinyurl.com/3yvma3sv

Creatures of the deep state.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 12:23 AM (VFJAx)

Heh. Reading that link, Sean Mahar's posted CV lists exactly Zero accomplishments.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 12:28 AM (GYjst)

572 Until then I am taking nothing for granite.
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2024 12:24 AM (lX8VI)
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He should be pelted.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 12:29 AM (VFJAx)

573 I'm getting nervous as he'll, remembering what happened in 2020. When I went to bed late all was well, then cruelly snatched away when I awoke.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
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I prefer to remember 2016:

After 8 years of Oblahblah and all his anti-American sh!t, looking at probably Hellary! taking over to sink the final nail in our coffin-- I went to bed with my mind in a totally demoralized funk.

Behold, next morning! Hubby said "we have a new president!"

Yeah. Right. (Of course, because O'sh!tforbrains had already had his 2 hyper-destructive terms)

DJT!?!?

I fell down on my knees, right there in the kitchen, and praised God for it!!!!!

Posted by: JQ-- Justice for Peanut! at November 03, 2024 12:29 AM (njWTi)

574 in 2020 I couldn't imagine him losing to Biden, who was a vegetable even then. In 2024 I am less confident in our systems.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 03, 2024 12:24 AM (Bx0B9)

I hear you. No one is confident in the system. Ds dumped Biden, slid in Harris. And now she is dong a shtick on SNL 2 days before official election day. No one knows wtf is goin on. But it is not 2020. That I know.

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 12:30 AM (V13WU)

575
Yep, my Casio "atomic watch" has this common bug about the DST change. It syncs at midnight (tries to, if it fails, it tries several more times on the hour).

It did, and immediately jumped back to standard time, which means 11:30PM, 11/2.

The bug is in the interpretation of the DST bits in the Ft. Collins radio time signal. One bit flips on the UTC date of the change, the other flips the next day.

Some devices immediately change the time on the "pending bit" and don't do the 2AM local thing properly.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2024 12:30 AM (w6EFb)

576 Sean Mahar. Earns $220k a year to murder squirrels.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2024 12:28 AM (dDmld)
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He should be pelted. (Ignore comment 572)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 12:30 AM (VFJAx)

577 I hear you. No one is confident in the system. Ds dumped Biden, slid in Harris. And now she is dong a shtick on SNL 2 days before official election day. No one knows wtf is goin on. But it is not 2020. That I know.
Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 12:30 AM (V13WU)

Somebody needs to do a deep fake of Dan Ayckroyd saying, "Kamala, you ignorant slut!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 12:31 AM (GYjst)

578 That pizza could use some savory ham and sweet pineapple.

And an 85% thinner crust.

Posted by: spindrift at November 03, 2024 12:32 AM (dZ59+)

579 Who is John Galt ?

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at November 03, 2024 12:32 AM (Qw3Dr)

580 Did anyone see that debate between Lily Tang Williams and Jake Sullivan's wife? I'm a big fan of Lily, and so is James Woods. Snippet:

https://tinyurl.com/bp6wnyyw

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 03, 2024 12:32 AM (w6EFb)

581 Both were me. I go heavy on sarcasm and looking for a reaction.

Are congrats due? Just take a hike. We'll all be better for it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 03, 2024 12:32 AM (mH6SG)

582 Joe Biden says Trump and his supporters 'are the kind of guys you'd like to smack in the a**'

https://mol.im/a/14033997

So we are a*s garbage now?

Posted by: Ciampino - FJB at November 03, 2024 12:32 AM (i0xsb)

583 Euthanized squirrel is election talking point after fake Trump post

https://mol.im/a/14034099

Posted by: Ciampino - F**kNY at November 03, 2024 12:34 AM (i0xsb)

584 Nurse, cheese to dough ratio in pizza is fundamental.

When you see cheese literally pouring off a slice it is too much.

Also when you the equivalent of a loaf of bread with a smattering of cheese and sauce that's bad too.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 12:35 AM (06b+S)

585 Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 03, 2024 12:32 AM (w6EFb)
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I saw the clip whereTTang told the 20,000,000 millionairess that she's full of it. Great stuff!

Alas, voters are stupid plus elections are corrupt.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 12:35 AM (VFJAx)

586
At RCP, the Atlas Intel polls which dropped today (about 8 or so), are all very promising. So are most of the final Rasmussen polls (except for MI). These are respected names in the industry.

As for Seltzer, I do think there's a lot of shoot-the-messenger going on. If she'd reported that Trump was +10 in IA, no-one would be accusing her of being on the take, etc.

Posted by: mnw at November 03, 2024 12:35 AM (NLIak)

587 I just did a sous vide it ghost near. It was good.

Posted by: Nato at November 03, 2024 12:36 AM (ciuRb)

588 As for Seltzer, I do think there's a lot of shoot-the-messenger going on. If she'd reported that Trump was +10 in IA, no-one would be accusing her of being on the take, etc.
Posted by: mnw at November 03, 2024 12:35 AM (NLIak)

Either she sold out for big Democrat dollars, or she polled the glory holes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 12:36 AM (GYjst)

589 This is NH-02, more Lily

https://tinyurl.com/3ptfprhb

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 03, 2024 12:37 AM (w6EFb)

590 The bug is in the interpretation of the DST bits in the Ft. Collins radio time signal. One bit flips on the UTC date of the change, the other flips the next day.

Some devices immediately change the time on the "pending bit" and don't do the 2AM local thing properly.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2024 12:30 AM (w6EFb)

Well, I just manually set this PC back to standard time. Be interesting to see what happens at 0200. My 5 dollar watch that the knob fell off, I just opened up and took the battery out, and will replace it in about 55 minutes, when it reads the correct MST.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 12:39 AM (GYjst)

591 543 Michelle Obama slams Trump for portraying Kamala Harris as a 'bimbo' in fiery plea for voters to dump him

https://mol.im/a/14034083
Posted by: Ciampino



The problem for Michelle, among many, is that Kamala is a bimbo. An extraordinarily dumb bimbo.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 03, 2024 12:42 AM (rii+a)

592 >> Well, I just manually set this PC back to standard time.

Is it set to do it automatically? If so, it will bump it back an hour when it thinks it's 2AM local.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2024 12:42 AM (w6EFb)

593 Girl earns victory after her pet goat was barbecued by California county

https://mol.im/a/14033161

Posted by: Ciampino - heavy handed at November 03, 2024 12:43 AM (i0xsb)

594 564 Both were me. I go heavy on sarcasm and looking for a reaction. So I get why it might seem troolish.
Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 12:22 AM (06b+S)

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You're tiresome then. Go someplace else.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2024 12:43 AM (dDmld)

595 Are congrats due? Just take a hike. We'll all be better for it.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 03, 2024

I think shunning is an important social tool. You've made you're case for mine.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 12:44 AM (06b+S)

596 Is it set to do it automatically? If so, it will bump it back an hour when it thinks it's 2AM local.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2024 12:42 AM (w6EFb)

It probably will. And I will reset it manually.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 12:44 AM (GYjst)

597 Peanut did not go quietly:

https://tinyurl.com/rn5rk85t

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 12:46 AM (VFJAx)

598 Ah, fall-back.

Is it 12:45 and time to hit the hay?

No, it's not even midnight! Where'd I put the booze?

Posted by: spindrift at November 03, 2024 12:47 AM (dZ59+)

599 Here is something : "Biden administration: Israel has 11 days to implement our demands, or we'll suspend aid....
Biden administration gives Israel until November 13 to implement its demands to improve humanitarian situation in Gaza - or military aid will be suspended. The humanitarian aid enables Hamas to continue its terror operations."

Posted by: runner at November 03, 2024 12:47 AM (V13WU)

600 You've made you're case for mine.

I've done no such thing. Just asking you to go away.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 03, 2024 12:47 AM (mH6SG)

601 Zelensky issues fresh plea to use Western missiles to blast Russia

https://mol.im/a/14031711

Posted by: Ciampino - no more $ at November 03, 2024 12:48 AM (i0xsb)

602 Michelle Obama slams Trump for portraying Kamala Harris as a 'bimbo' in fiery plea for voters to dump him

In yet another episode of fake news, at no time did Mooch actually set herself on fire.

Posted by: spindrift at November 03, 2024 12:48 AM (dZ59+)

603 "her"self.

Sorry.

Posted by: spindrift at November 03, 2024 12:49 AM (dZ59+)

604 Girl earns victory after her pet goat was barbecued by California county

https://mol.im/a/14033161
Posted by: Ciampino - heavy handed at November 03, 2024 12:43 AM (i0xsb)

The girl's parents are mostly responsible for this fuckup. If the fair refused to remove the animal from the auction sale, then they simply should have become the high bidder. Might be an expensive lesson, but their kid would still have the goat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 12:50 AM (GYjst)

605
I used to have that problem multi-booting different OSes during around the time change, and would set only one to do it automatically, or try to set it that way, but there'd be one I'd forget.

Now, with NTP time syncing, it's not a problem any more, as they sync up and know the real, unambiguous UTC time from NTP, and don't do that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2024 12:50 AM (w6EFb)

606 Kamala's planning 3 rallies in PA for her finale. That doesn't sound like she's measuring curtains.

Patrick Byrne is someone I'm extremely leery about. I'm trying to remember the nickname someone made up for him, "Ginger something."

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at November 03, 2024 12:51 AM (w6EFb)

607 Peanut did not go quietly:

https://tinyurl.com/rn5rk85t
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 12:46 AM (VFJAx)

It would be funny as Hell if Peanut did turn out to have rabies, and the wildlife officer needs a painful series of rabies shots.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 12:52 AM (GYjst)

608 Did anyone see that debate between Lily Tang Williams and Jake Sullivan's wife? I'm a big fan of Lily, and so is James Woods. Snippet:

One of the odder things about the political climate right now is that the Dems are the party of the rich but endlessly complain about "tax cuts for the rich".

This circle gets squared because the Democrats have gotten wealthy by taxing normal people. But mostly no one talks about it. Lily mentions it indirectly, but it would have been nice to see her refine her comments a bit:

"You complain about tax cuts? Of course you, do your husband got rich off the taxes we normal people pay. And you want more always more. That time is over. The time for cutting your bloated husband's bloated salary is now. No more pigs like you at the trough. NO MORE."

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2024 12:53 AM (oZhjI)

609 Kamala's planning 3 rallies in PA for her finale.

That's a lot of salad.

Posted by: spindrift at November 03, 2024 12:58 AM (dZ59+)

610 609 Kamala's planning 3 rallies in PA for her finale.

That's a lot of salad.
Posted by: spindrift at November 03, 2024 12:58 AM (dZ59+)

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The topics are scheduled to be Unity, Trump is Hitler, and the significance of time. She'll also discuss school buses, time permitting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2024 01:01 AM (dDmld)

611 Weird crap that actually works, Chapter 248

So I have this old Mac keyboard, like the kind I used in college in the early 90's, but it had basically turned baby-shit yellow from age and UV light. I saw online where you could disassemble it, coat the parts in Salon Care hair developer, wrap them in Saran Wrap and set them in the sun for a day or so to restore them to new. Yeah, right.

Damned if it didn't work

https://___ur.com/a/jO0PMIm

And now, with a new cable and a little bit of help from an a-dapter kit (apologies to Johnny Cash), I've pressed it back into service. I'm really tickled with this and just had to share.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 03, 2024 01:01 AM (QdGJh)

612 18-1, if Kamala "wins" I want the Republicans in Congress to go along with Draconian tax hikes on billionaires. Let's go back to the 90% rate of the 1930s. No loopholes.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 01:02 AM (06b+S)

613 I went upstairs and fixed another rum and cola, and set all the upstairs clocks back to Mountain Standard Time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 01:02 AM (GYjst)

614 I thought Peanut was Banecat:

https://youtu.be/5ywjpbThDpE

So confused. Must be the incomprehensible brain-destroying time change.

Posted by: spindrift at November 03, 2024 01:02 AM (dZ59+)

615
The topics are scheduled to be Unity, Trump is Hitler, and the significance of time. She'll also discuss school buses, time permitting.


I was raised in a middle class home while President Hitler Trump was forcing women to deliver babies. [Cackles] And the prices of Hitler babies are still to high. Too. High. [Cackles] And I will fix that four years from now, because four years ago we were burdened. By Hitler Babies. And now? Now is the time for us to ask is it the time? If not when? Because Trump is a bigger Hitler then Hitler. Who was a smaller Hitler. And basically, that's wrong. Wrong. So remember when you go to vote [Cackles] don't. And Hitler? Babies.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at November 03, 2024 01:04 AM (oZhjI)

616
We are now entering the realm of Ambiguous Time in the Eastern time zone.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2024 01:04 AM (w6EFb)

617 Damned if it didn't work

https://___ur.com/a/jO0PMIm

And now, with a new cable and a little bit of help from an a-dapter kit (apologies to Johnny Cash), I've pressed it back into service. I'm really tickled with this and just had to share.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 03, 2024 01:01 AM (QdGJh)

That's kind of remarkable! Does it stink real nice, now?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 01:04 AM (GYjst)

618 Oops, forgot that I-m-g-ur links crap out.

https://tinyurl.com/yrtzmc4y

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 03, 2024 01:05 AM (QdGJh)

619 18-1, if Kamala "wins" I want the Republicans in Congress to go along with Draconian tax hikes on billionaires. Let's go back to the 90% rate of the 1930s. No loopholes.

I suspect Bezos and Zuck both fear this possibility.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 03, 2024 01:05 AM (oZhjI)

620 Posted by: Kamala Harris at November 03, 2024 01:04 AM (oZhjI)

LOL

But it still makes more sense than the real Kamala.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2024 01:06 AM (dDmld)

621 I don't understand the Peanut outrage. New York has to feed their Haitians somehow.

Posted by: tintex at November 03, 2024 01:06 AM (jRjGH)

622 Oops, forgot that I-m-g-ur links crap out.

https://tinyurl.com/yrtzmc4y
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 03, 2024 01:05 AM (QdGJh)

Put the aye-em-gee in caps, and it won't. Most of us know how to fix the morked IMGur links, anyway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 01:06 AM (GYjst)

623 617
That's kind of remarkable! Does it stink real nice, now?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 01:04 AM (GYjst)

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Oddly enough, no. I assumed that using that salon product stuff would make it stink like a graying Wine Aunt, but the product I used was pretty much scent-free. A quick rinse under warm water and an hour or two to dry on the dish rack, and that's all it took.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 03, 2024 01:07 AM (QdGJh)

624 We are now entering the realm of Ambiguous Time in the Eastern time zone.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2024 01:04 AM (w6EFb)


The veritable Witching Hour. Who knows what happens if you feed Gremlins now. Only a fool would experiment ...

And that pumpkin carriage really needs a tow.

Posted by: spindrift at November 03, 2024 01:08 AM (dZ59+)

625 Oddly enough, no. I assumed that using that salon product stuff would make it stink like a graying Wine Aunt, but the product I used was pretty much scent-free. A quick rinse under warm water and an hour or two to dry on the dish rack, and that's all it took.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 03, 2024 01:07 AM (QdGJh)

Did you do the key caps, too? They seemed white in the before pic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 01:09 AM (GYjst)

626
Here is something : "Biden administration: Israel has 11 days to implement our demands, or we'll suspend aid....

Posted by: runner

===================

Israel is so willing to do anything to survive, and so skillful at penetrating shyt, you'd hope they've got a plan to guarantee the election iykwim.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2024 01:09 AM (lCaJd)

627 Squirrels are way, way, way down on the list of animals that carry rabies. Ten people died of rabies last year in the US. Those people are nuts.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at November 03, 2024 01:10 AM (WvGHv)

628
I'm doing a little experiment with file timestamps on a FAT32 drive here, just to see. Creating two files during the ambiguous period, the first 1AM and then the second. I want to see how it displays it.

All FAT systems store (low resolution) timestamps in local time, rather than UTC, and this ambiguity is a problem.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2024 01:11 AM (w6EFb)

629 Being retired, I have the luxury of not having to care too much anymore about the fine points of timekeeping.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 01:13 AM (GYjst)

630 625
Did you do the key caps, too? They seemed white in the before pic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 01:09 AM (GYjst)
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Yes, I did everything, but it didn't make much if any difference on the keycaps as they were already pretty good after just a soap-and-water bath. It did make a huge difference on the spacebar, though, which is made of the same ABS as the keyboard itself.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 03, 2024 01:13 AM (QdGJh)

631 The topics are scheduled to be Unity, Trump is Hitler, and the significance of time. She'll also discuss school buses, time permitting.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at November 03, 2024 01:01 AM (dDmld)


I'm looking forward to her reprise about The Cloud.

Posted by: spindrift at November 03, 2024 01:14 AM (dZ59+)

632 That's kind of remarkable! Does it stink real nice, now?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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That's funny!

Way back when-- when I'd get my hair permed and colored and styled by a pro-- one day, I'd been in that salon chair for hours. Got the whole treatment.

Stinky ammonia-smell from the perm, then the color bit, and then *all the styling potions* including coconut conditioner and watermelon-scented hairspray... yeesh!

Then, when done, I joked with my stylist:

"I come in here, and you keep me in this chair for hours, make me smell like cat-pee and fruit salad AND I PAY YOU FOR IT?

We laughed and laughed!

Posted by: JQ-- Justice for Peanut! at November 03, 2024 01:14 AM (njWTi)

633 Edinburgh: a 'severed head' was found in Scottish capital's party district - as forensic police swarm the city, with bars and pubs closed and streets sealed off

https://mol.im/a/14034105

Is there a difference between a bar and a pub? Is the beer cold in one and warm in the other? Maybe the bar has soccer on the telly and the other has rugby? (It's not cricket season).

Posted by: Ciampino - Look for a headless horseman at November 03, 2024 01:14 AM (i0xsb)

634 Yes, I did everything, but it didn't make much if any difference on the keycaps as they were already pretty good after just a soap-and-water bath. It did make a huge difference on the spacebar, though, which is made of the same ABS as the keyboard itself.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 03, 2024 01:13 AM (QdGJh)

I would have been tempted to just spray the yellowed parts with a quality melamine paint, which dries nice and hard.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 01:15 AM (GYjst)

635 My sarcasm meter is usually very good
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And still undefeated apparently.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2024 01:16 AM (lX8VI)

636 Is there a difference between a bar and a pub? Is the beer cold in one and warm in the other? Maybe the bar has soccer on the telly and the other has rugby? (It's not cricket season).
Posted by: Ciampino - Look for a headless horseman at November 03, 2024 01:14 AM (i0xsb)

Would a "bar" be a drinking facility in a larger place, say the cocktail bar in a hotel, whereas a "pub" would be a public house, which exists solely to serve liquor/beer?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 01:17 AM (GYjst)

637 The root of forensic - for - is "public", as in forum.

As forensic examiners existed to testify.

I think that's cool.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2024 01:18 AM (lX8VI)

638 That was weird.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2024 01:18 AM (lX8VI)

639 634
I would have been tempted to just spray the yellowed parts with a quality melamine paint, which dries nice and hard.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 01:15 AM (GYjst)
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this was as much a proof of concept as anything. The keyboard was an eBay "nostalgia buy," and while I could have bought one that was in mint condition, I really wanted to see if this actually worked. More fun that way. :-)

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 03, 2024 01:20 AM (QdGJh)

640 >> I think that's cool.

You're damn right. And it was murder, Sam, cold-blooded premeditated murder. And I'm gonna prove it.

Posted by: Dr. Quincy, ME at November 03, 2024 01:20 AM (w6EFb)

641 40 minutes until the ambiguous second.

Licorice, Swizzlers and Mars bars are at the ready for when the costumed moppets swarm the doorstep.

Posted by: spindrift at November 03, 2024 01:20 AM (dZ59+)

642 That was weird.
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2024 01:18 AM (lX8VI)

Speaking of forensics, when Trump is sworn in, he should order forensic accounting of all FedGov departments, and the military.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 01:20 AM (GYjst)

643 this was as much a proof of concept as anything. The keyboard was an eBay "nostalgia buy," and while I could have bought one that was in mint condition, I really wanted to see if this actually worked. More fun that way. :-)
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 03, 2024 01:20 AM (QdGJh)

Glad it worked for you. I have nothing Mac here at all. I do have some old yellow keyboards, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 01:22 AM (GYjst)

644 Speaking of forensics, when Trump is sworn in, he should order forensic accounting of all FedGov departments, and the military.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 01:20 AM (GYjst)

I hope imagine assume he has a plan for the first two hours which might be the only time he is able to get anything done before the next op. But I expect the op would be going during the inauguration so he may not get that.

I also fear I will never get to test these theories.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2024 01:23 AM (lX8VI)

645 611
I wonder if hydrogen peroxide will get rid of that yellow, or make it worse?

Posted by: Ciampino - A hair perm for old plastic at November 03, 2024 01:23 AM (i0xsb)

646 Israel is so willing to do anything to survive, and so skillful at penetrating shyt, you'd hope they've got a plan to guarantee the election iykwim.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2024 01:09 AM (lCaJd)

I don't think Israel can do much to effect the to effect the election. American Jews have pretty much skewed 80-20 Democrat. Part of that has been Jewish intellectuals historically being in the forefront of radical leftist political movements.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 01:24 AM (06b+S)

647 Speaking of keyboards, I am a fumble-fingered typist, and often hit the ctrl, alt, and windows keys instead of the space bar or shift keys, and fuck up what I was trying to type. I would like to see a keyboard utility that would turn that entire bottom row into a space bar. You could make so that they'd revert to their normal function if you hit caps lock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 01:26 AM (GYjst)

648 IIRC Trump audited DOD and Fort Knox in 2017, but it didn't go anywhere.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 03, 2024 01:27 AM (lhenN)

649 643

Glad it worked for you. I have nothing Mac here at all. I do have some old yellow keyboards, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 01:22 AM (GYjst)
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This is the stuff you want. Clean the parts in soapy water first. I spread tinfoil on a cookie sheet, spread the developer on everything with a small paintbrush to get down in all the crannies, laid them on the cookie sheet and then wrapped one layer of plastic wrap around the entire thing. I set it on the roof of my truck and rotated it every two or three hours. Mine took two days as it wasn't very sunny out.

https://a.co/d/76s26rs

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 03, 2024 01:28 AM (QdGJh)

650 Neither Columbo nor Quincy had a first name.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 03, 2024 01:29 AM (63Dwl)

651 How 2,000-year-old Roman dam kept Spanish town safe from floods

https://mol.im/a/14032589

Meanwhile the modern structures failed.

Posted by: Ciampino - Romans better engineers? at November 03, 2024 01:29 AM (i0xsb)

652 645 611
I wonder if hydrogen peroxide will get rid of that yellow, or make it worse?
Posted by: Ciampino - A hair perm for old plastic at November 03, 2024 01:23 AM (i0xsb)
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That's basically what the hair developer is, very strong hydrogen peroxide cream.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 03, 2024 01:29 AM (QdGJh)

653 Speaking of forensics, when Trump is sworn in, he should order forensic accounting of all FedGov departments, and the military.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I would like to see full on offense by Trump admin. Pour so much onto the other side they drown and gurgle on defending what is indefensible.

Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2024 01:30 AM (LVaYG)

654 Valencia flood miracle as woman is found alive after being trapped with her dead sister-in-law for THREE days in their car - as rescue teams continue grim hunt for victims of deadly mega storm

https://mol.im/a/14033473

Posted by: Ciampino - That is scary at November 03, 2024 01:30 AM (i0xsb)

655 >> Neither Columbo nor Quincy had a first name.

There is some lore about that. In the Columbo pilot, well the first one (Diagnosis Murder, with Gene Barry as the murderer) I think, there was a ID card Columbo flashed briefly. It gave the name "Frank". Frank Columbo.

They considered this an error, and "Frank" is not to be spoken of.

Posted by: Dr. Quincy, ME at November 03, 2024 01:30 AM (w6EFb)

656
No, I erred. It's not Diagnosis Murder, but that "Frank" was visible in a couple of proper series episodes.

Posted by: Dr. Quincy, ME at November 03, 2024 01:32 AM (w6EFb)

657 IIRC Trump audited DOD and Fort Knox in 2017, but it didn't go anywhere.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 03, 2024 01:27 AM (lhenN)

I'm still waiting for Trump to release the JFK and Area 51 files. Maybe in the second term.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 01:32 AM (06b+S)

658 This is the stuff you want. Clean the parts in soapy water first. I spread tinfoil on a cookie sheet, spread the developer on everything with a small paintbrush to get down in all the crannies, laid them on the cookie sheet and then wrapped one layer of plastic wrap around the entire thing. I set it on the roof of my truck and rotated it every two or three hours. Mine took two days as it wasn't very sunny out.

https://a.co/d/76s26rs
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 03, 2024 01:28 AM (QdGJh)

Heh. I looked up the MSDS. It's basically 12% hydrogen peroxide. With some thickeners, etc.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 01:34 AM (GYjst)

659 652 645 611
I wonder if hydrogen peroxide will get rid of that yellow, or make it worse?
Posted by: Ciampino - A hair perm for old plastic at November 03, 2024 01:23 AM (i0xsb)
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That's basically what the hair developer is, very strong hydrogen peroxide cream.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 03, 2024 01:29 AM (QdGJh)
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May not need sunlight then. Worth trying without.

Posted by: Ciampino - A hair perm for old plastics at November 03, 2024 01:34 AM (i0xsb)

660
And the same thing happened with Quincy in one episode, with a business card. "Dr. R. Quincy"

So, R something.

Posted by: Dr. Quincy, ME at November 03, 2024 01:34 AM (w6EFb)

661 Ideal scenario is Trump wins, makes deal with Putin where Z and the deep state pawn government gets bounced, the next government isn't allowed in NATO, Putin keeps the portion of Ukraine he wants, Ukrainian people are allowed to move back and forth depending on whether they want to be part of Russia or Ukraine, and the war stops and people don't get killed anymore. Win win win.

Posted by: azjaeger at November 03, 2024 01:36 AM (3/XaG)

662 "In the opinion of show creators Richard Levinson and William Link, that’s an unequivocal ‘no’. The Lieutenant was never given a first name by them, nor did they ever wish him to have one. Columbo is Columbo, as simple as that. They even insisted that a first name given to Columbo in the script of a Season 1 episode be removed."

Posted by: Turn 2 at November 03, 2024 01:36 AM (JfxgE)

663 I watched the Kamala on SNL segment. It's a riff off an old jimmy Kimmel Trump skit I think. I like Maya but man, it was grating. "Keep Kamala and carry onnala," lots of rhyming with Kamala.

Lord, please let Kamala lose, so we see maya as Kamala one last time on SNL, playing the piano and singing a sad rendition of hallelujah, like Kate did for Hillary in 2016. I've seen what you've done for us in the past, and humbly request that to be repeated again! But thy will be done.

Posted by: LizLem at November 03, 2024 01:37 AM (QAK8m)

664 Aha! Got the battery back into my knobless watch in the very nick of time!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 01:37 AM (GYjst)

665 "Frank" is not to be spoken of.
Posted by: Dr. Quincy, ME
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His brother, however.

Posted by: Mary Shelley at November 03, 2024 01:39 AM (LVaYG)

666 660
And the same thing happened with Quincy in one episode, with a business card. "Dr. R. Quincy"

So, R something.
Posted by: Dr. Quincy, ME at November 03, 2024 01:34 AM (w6EFb)

I'd imagine it's either Ragesh or Ruocheng. Maybe Rico.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 03, 2024 01:39 AM (QdGJh)

667 That's basically what the hair developer is, very strong hydrogen peroxide cream.

Next you're going to tell me all those models aren't natural blonde's.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 01:41 AM (06b+S)

668 Oh, and RIP peanut. I saw an AI image of peanut, his raccoon friend, and harambe. Very sweet

Posted by: LizLem at November 03, 2024 01:42 AM (QAK8m)

669 Testing. Last two entries have been rejected. Jeepers, I'm not on some kind of list am I??

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 03, 2024 01:43 AM (Sgq8y)

670 Well, it has been a long day, and I have to get up reasonably early, so I am off to the rack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 03, 2024 01:44 AM (GYjst)

671 Hi DDS.

Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2024 01:45 AM (LVaYG)

672 G'night, AOP.

Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2024 01:45 AM (LVaYG)

673 Trump has Wisconsin ? 🤣🤣🤣

Black JEM must be drunk.

Posted by: Good game MAGA see you in 28 at November 03, 2024 01:46 AM (kCw2o)

674 Apropos of nothing I'm changing out my 120 inch ultra widescreen for a 135 inch 16x9 screen. Not much wider, just taller.

I'm gonna try masking the bottom when needed to keep that widescreen feel when appropriate. I am quite excited since this is a companion upgrade to a new 4k projector. We had to virtually empty the room to make space to assemble the new screen, hopefully tomorrow. It's like Christmas came early.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2024 01:46 AM (lX8VI)

675 Testing. Last two entries have been rejected. Jeepers, I'm not on some kind of list am I??
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 03, 2024 01:43 AM (Sgq8y)


Let's spin the big comment wheel. Ooh, you landed on Format Error.

Posted by: Pixy's Game Show at November 03, 2024 01:47 AM (gKDq2)

676 Testing. Last two entries have been rejected. Jeepers, I'm not on some kind of list am I??
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 03, 2024 01:43 AM (Sgq8y)

You're on one of my lists.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2024 01:47 AM (lX8VI)

677 The problem with pizza is nobody ever puts enough cheese on it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 03, 2024 01:48 AM (/lPRQ)

678 >> it's either Ragesh or Ruocheng. Maybe Rico.

How about Ruprecht?

Posted by: Dr. Quincy, ME at November 03, 2024 01:48 AM (w6EFb)

679 You're on one of my lists.
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2024 01:47 AM (lX8VI)

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Is it the same one I'm on?

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2024 01:50 AM (xOnCy)

680 When Sargon of Akkad went on Joe Rogan, Joe spent a fucking hour on his then-nemesis, that feminist woman, and would not drop the subject. I could tell even back then that he was over it. Carl has a positive vision and steps over his small and petty obstacles.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 03, 2024 01:51 AM (lhenN)

681 Tomorrow I go for a run at sunrise.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 03, 2024 01:52 AM (lhenN)

682 Trump campaigning in VA and NM while he’s losing Iowa.

🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Good game MAGA see you in 28 at November 03, 2024 01:52 AM (kCw2o)

683 Liz, I took some heat for making fun of Kamala on SNL. Be careful.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 01:53 AM (06b+S)

684 Is it the same one I'm on?
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2024 01:50 AM (xOnCy)

You're on two of my lists.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2024 01:54 AM (lX8VI)

685 Well, enough is enough.

Fortunately, thanks to the clock adjustment, I've got time on my hands.

https://youtu.be/2rjWYp67v4g

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - there is a simple alternative at November 03, 2024 01:55 AM (ospmu)

686 Is there a difference between a bar and a pub?

UBNA, a bar has drinks and maybe snacks - peanuts, pretzels - and a pub has drinks and more substantial food like stew, sandwiches, meat & potatoes, etc.

Posted by: Adriane the Economy of Scale Weight Loss Critic . . . at November 03, 2024 01:55 AM (TX4bP)

687 Lol Trump losing Iowa is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. Very good.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 01:56 AM (06b+S)

688 Cinemascope 2.35:1 makes a rectangle shaped like a dollar bill, but flat widescreen 1.85:1 is like a credit card. Fancy theaters have curtains that will move in or out a little.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 03, 2024 01:57 AM (lhenN)

689 Is there a difference between a bar and a pub?
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Spirits.

Posted by: scampydog at November 03, 2024 01:58 AM (LVaYG)

690 [tick]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 03, 2024 02:00 AM (XeU6L)

691 Like magic, computer says 1:00

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 03, 2024 02:00 AM (XeU6L)

692 You're on two of my lists.
Posted by: ... at November 03, 2024 01:54 AM (lX8VI)

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Good

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2024 02:02 AM (xOnCy)

693 Make good use of this hour, they're gonna take it back in the Spring.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 03, 2024 02:02 AM (XeU6L)

694 Trump campaigning in VA and NM while he’s losing Iowa.

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His bad.
Iowa is known for its big city homo demo.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 03, 2024 02:02 AM (/lPRQ)

695 Hahaha, Ellipsis I am laughing so hard here, Jordan, you are on one of my lists too!!!

Jordan is on way more than two lists, she is awesome.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 03, 2024 02:02 AM (Sgq8y)

696 Cinemascope 2.35:1 makes a rectangle shaped like a dollar bill, but flat widescreen 1.85:1 is like a credit card. Fancy theaters have curtains that will move in or out a little.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 03, 2024 01:57 AM (lhenN)

In this case I have to mask the bottom, probably with a curtain I can take down. But the masking makes huge difference. Mrs Ellipsis doesn't really understand why I'm doing it but she's up for it. Plus she doesn't mind the masking idea.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2024 02:03 AM (lX8VI)

697 Atomic clock is lagging.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 03, 2024 02:03 AM (XeU6L)

698 If the blog clock adjusts won't it lag and mix the comments in like when ace messes up the time zone? I'm not usually here for a real time change.

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2024 02:05 AM (lX8VI)

699 Good
Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2024 02:02 AM (xOnCy)

😁

Posted by: ... at November 03, 2024 02:05 AM (lX8VI)

700
And just confirmed the source of a bug in a little astro-time program I had written. It wouldn't note the time change as it should. Long story, but it turned out there was a delay in the Windows API reflecting the change in as timezone structure.

I had surmised that must be it, and wrote some code to check for it. That was it. Funny thing is the GUI display all changed instantly, however the structure returned to my program took about 3 seconds to change.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2024 02:07 AM (w6EFb)

701 Atomic clock is lagging.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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At the tone Pacific daylight time will be.

Posted by: xxx-1212 rotary phone of youth at November 03, 2024 02:09 AM (LVaYG)

702 At the tone Pacific daylight time will be.
Posted by: xxx-1212 rotary phone of youth at November 03, 2024 02:09 AM (LVaYG)

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Heh

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2024 02:10 AM (xOnCy)

703 Great. Get to repeat the 1 o'clock hour again. Meh.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 03, 2024 02:10 AM (rii+a)

704 Iowa is known for its big city homo demo.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 03, 2024 02:02 AM (/lPRQ)

I didn't know that but I don't find it surprising. The deviants find a way to congregate.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 02:10 AM (06b+S)

705 >> Atomic clock is lagging.

Has it synced? Any way to tell if it failed to sync on the last attempt. Mine here all start trying to sync at midnight.

The Casio watch has the bug where it will change immediately (before 2AM local) when it notes a pending bit changes the Ft. Collins signal.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2024 02:10 AM (w6EFb)

706 Atomic clock is lagging.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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At the tone Pacific daylight time will be.
Posted by: xxx-1212
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This shiite yet again?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at November 03, 2024 02:11 AM (/lPRQ)

707 Just want to say how great it is being out of the hospital. Still have some recovery ahead. Is it quieter? Dunno. Kids, cats. At least I don't have to get the veins on the back of my hand poked every morn.
I will say I wore the most realistic costume of a patient, IVs and all for Halloween. Taas impressive.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2024 02:13 AM (ynpvh)

708 Mike Hammer, my atomic clock went through the process last weekend. Some kids tried to blame me, but I was declared not guilty. I hope that you are well. Took me a while to track down the Saved book by William Hoffer, but it will be shipped to me this week. Might be the perfect post-election read.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 03, 2024 02:13 AM (Sgq8y)

709 Jordan is on way more than two lists, she is awesome.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 03, 2024 02:02 AM (Sgq8y)

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You're pretty awesome yourself, DDS!

Posted by: Jordan61 at November 03, 2024 02:14 AM (xOnCy)

710 659
Found this in Wikipedia under hydrogen peroxide

Removing yellowing from aged plastics

Hydrogen peroxide may be used in combination with a UV-light source to remove yellowing from white or light grey acrylonitrile butadiene styrene (ABS) plastics to partially or fully restore the original color. In the retrocomputing scene, this process is commonly referred to as retrobright.

Posted by: Ciampino - peroxide blonde at November 03, 2024 02:14 AM (i0xsb)

711 Has it synced?
-

Nope, shows 2:18

Don't know how often it samples.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 03, 2024 02:17 AM (XeU6L)

712
Oh man, the FAT32 timestamps are all messed up. There's a bad bug there with the time display logic used.

All the files created before the time change today now display one hour *later*. Trying to figure that out....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2024 02:18 AM (w6EFb)

713 710
Found this in Wikipedia under hydrogen peroxide

Removing yellowing from aged plastics

Hydrogen peroxide may be used in combination with a UV-light source to remove yellowing from white or light grey acrylonitrile butadiene styrene (ABS) plastics to partially or fully restore the original color. In the retrocomputing scene, this process is commonly referred to as retrobright.
Posted by: Ciampino - peroxide blonde at November 03, 2024 02:14 AM (i0xsb)
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when I was researching it, the term "retrobright" showed up a lot, mostly from people restoring game consoles. I may have to dig in the attic and find my old SNES and give it a try next.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at November 03, 2024 02:18 AM (QdGJh)

714 DDS- Glad you have the book on the way. It is a pretty incredible story.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 03, 2024 02:19 AM (XeU6L)

715 I read somewhere on AoSHQ that some person (not a Moron) said they preferred DST (as in Summer) because the plants got an extra hour of light.

Posted by: Ciampino - WOW at November 03, 2024 02:20 AM (i0xsb)

716 715 I read somewhere on AoSHQ that some person (not a Moron) said they preferred DST (as in Summer) because the plants got an extra hour of light.
Posted by: Ciampino - WOW at November 03, 2024 02:20 AM (i0xsb)

LOL, awesome!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2024 02:21 AM (ynpvh)

717 Whew. Changed all the clocks what don't reset themselves.

Except the coffee pot. No need for "auto-brew" anymore.

Posted by: JQ-- Justice for Peanut! at November 03, 2024 02:22 AM (njWTi)

718 Zonies got it right; no DST

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2024 02:24 AM (ynpvh)

719 >> because the plants got an extra hour of light.

I posted that. That was some man-in-the-street interviews a newspaper did years ago asking if one preferred Daylight or Standard time.

That was an answer some woman gave.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2024 02:24 AM (w6EFb)

720 Off to sleep. Night All

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at November 03, 2024 02:25 AM (ynpvh)

721 A head was found in a bar?
Did the owner claim it yet?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at November 03, 2024 02:25 AM (elaR+)

722 Hawaii doesn't bother changing clocks either.

Posted by: JQ-- Justice for Peanut! at November 03, 2024 02:25 AM (njWTi)

723 Whew. Changed all the clocks what don't reset themselves.

There are some that don't reset themselves?

Breaking out in a cold sweat.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 02:28 AM (06b+S)

724 721
Was it a topless bar?

Posted by: Philip at November 03, 2024 02:41 AM (Ap4Nn)

725 Via Sarah Hoyt:

THE PARTY DOESN’T CARE HOW CANNON FODDER VOTES: The Pentagon Fails to Send Absentee Ballots to Active Military Service Members.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 03, 2024 02:43 AM (TGPs7)

726
Jim in Cal, glad you're home.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2024 02:44 AM (lCaJd)

727
Monica Lewinsky (she/her)
@MonicaLewinsky
PLEASE VOTE! ♥️🤍🩵

(preferably like i did for harris/walz)

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 03, 2024 02:46 AM (TGPs7)

728 Wasn't the classic headline like Headless Body Found in Topless Bar?

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 02:46 AM (06b+S)

729 721 A head was found in a bar?

It was next to the pickled egg jar.

Posted by: 13times at November 03, 2024 02:48 AM (XvXeK)

730 Via Sarah Hoyt:

THE PARTY DOESN’T CARE HOW CANNON FODDER VOTES: The Pentagon Fails to Send Absentee Ballots to Active Military Service Members.
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On the contrary: I'm sure "the party" cares very much how military members vote. (And believes they would vote against "the party" otherwise, they would send them the ballots.)

Posted by: JQ-- Justice for Peanut! at November 03, 2024 02:49 AM (njWTi)

731 Kamala HQ
@KamalaHQ
Harrison Ford: When dozens of former members of the Trump administration are sounding alarms saying ‘For God's sake, don't do this again,’ you have to pay attention. They're telling us something important. I've got one vote, same as anyone else, and I'm going to use it to move forward. I'm going to vote for Kamala Harris

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 03, 2024 02:53 AM (TGPs7)

732 Did HF ever 'party' with p'diddly?

Posted by: JQ-- Justice for Peanut! at November 03, 2024 02:55 AM (njWTi)

733
Via Sarah Hoyt:

THE PARTY DOESN’T CARE HOW CANNON FODDER VOTES: The Pentagon Fails to Send Absentee Ballots to Active Military Service Members.
Posted by: Mister Ghost

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Then the election isn't legal. Citizens have been disenfranchised.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2024 02:55 AM (lCaJd)

734 My two rejected posts earlier were addressed to Miley. Lily Tang Williams visited my local library back in the spring/early summer. She spoke about Chinese influence through paid politicians i our govern ment.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 03, 2024 02:58 AM (Sgq8y)

735 Monica Lewinsky? Seriously? We're supposed to vote the way she/her ( ) tells us... the woman who got splooge on her dress and never bothered to have it cleaned?

*That* woman?

LOLOLOLOL

Posted by: JQ-- Justice for Peanut! at November 03, 2024 02:58 AM (njWTi)

736
AF Post
@AFpost
Oliver Anthony quits music industry 14 months after success of “Rich Men North of Richmond.”

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 03, 2024 02:58 AM (TGPs7)

737 THE PARTY DOESN’T CARE HOW CANNON FODDER VOTES: The Pentagon Fails to Send Absentee Ballots to Active Military Service Members.
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If true, I'd chalk this up to the usual incompetence. I'd guess the current military skews Democrat.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 02:59 AM (06b+S)

738 Ian Miles Cheong

@stillgray
There is this legal theory about the spirit of the law versus the letter of the law.

The letter of the law states that you’re not allowed to own wild animals in the state of New York. It was written in the spirit that you shouldn’t be able to own animals that might pose a danger to the public or the environment, such as a rabies-carrying bat or something equally dangerous.

The spirit of the law would also suggest that the law wasn’t written to kill a domesticated squirrel that survived as a rescue and lived as someone’s pet for almost a decade.

Real cops understand this. It’s why most of them (barring some exceptions) wouldn’t pull you over for driving 1mph over the speed limit.

The issue with these law enforcement agents from the NYSDEC is that they’re desk jockey bureaucrats. They’re not real police. And so they take the opportunity to flex their legal muscles wherever and whenever they can get it.

This entire fiasco with Peanut the squirrel was an exercise in the unjust application of the law.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 03, 2024 03:03 AM (TGPs7)

739 This entire fiasco with Peanut the squirrel was an exercise in the unjust application of the law.
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And a power-play by otherwise insignificant dweebs.

Posted by: JQ-- Justice for Peanut! at November 03, 2024 03:10 AM (njWTi)

740 Israel is so willing to do anything to survive, and so skillful at penetrating shyt, you'd hope they've got a plan to guarantee the election iykwim.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2024 01:09 AM (lCaJd)
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Splody Dominion machines when you tap on Harris.

Nifty!

I'll pass it up to the boss's office.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 03:10 AM (VFJAx)

741
HELP, everyone. I'm trying to get to the comments on an older thread. There was something I wanted to re-read on Halloween's ONT, but even though I can get the post, I can't access the comments. Does anyone know how?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2024 03:11 AM (lCaJd)

742 This entire fiasco with Peanut the squirrel was an exercise in the unjust application of the law.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 03, 2024 03:03 AM (TGPs7)

When law starts to apply to squirrels you know we have gone off the rails. The Founders would never have stood for this.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 03:11 AM (06b+S)

743 This entire fiasco with Peanut the squirrel was an exercise in the unjust application of the law.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 03, 2024 03:03 AM (TGPs7)
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This event may be crittercal to the election outcome.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 03:12 AM (VFJAx)

744 Harrison Ford: When dozens of former members of the Trump administration are sounding alarms saying ‘For God's sake, don't do this again,’ you have to pay attention. They're telling us something important. I've got one vote, same as anyone else, and I'm going to use it to move forward. I'm going to vote for Kamala Harris
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 03, 2024 02:53 AM (TGPs7)


One can smell the desperation in those who are currently running things. They fear sunlight. They did it before, '51 intelligence officials', claiming something that was verifiably real was in fact fake. The Shadow Government truly fears Trump. Why else all the lies, smears and legal persecutions?

Posted by: RickZ at November 03, 2024 03:12 AM (gKDq2)

745 731 Kamala HQ
@KamalaHQ
Harrison Ford: When dozens of former members of the Trump administration are sounding alarms saying ‘For God's sake, don't do this again,’ you have to pay attention. They're telling us something important. I've got one vote, same as anyone else, and I'm going to use it to move forward. I'm going to vote for Kamala Harris
Posted by: Mister Ghost



It's a litmus test I use; when depraved wretches in Hollywood overwhelmingly endorse one candidate and party, I vote the opposite.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 03, 2024 03:12 AM (rii+a)

746 She has fibromyalgia, multiple chemical sensitivity, peanut allergies, gluten reaction, irritable bowel syndrome, Morgellons, chronic fatigue and long COVID.

Don't forget chronic Lyme disease!

Posted by: MammaB at November 03, 2024 03:13 AM (f+LSP)

747 Kamala HQ
@KamalaHQ
Harrison Ford: When dozens of former members of the Trump administration are sounding alarms saying ‘For God's sake, don't do this again,’ you have to pay attention. They're telling us something important. I've got one vote, same as anyone else, and I'm going to use it to move forward. I'm going to vote for Kamala Harris
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 03, 2024 02:53 AM (TGPs7)
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It's too bad he made it safe out of Airforce One.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 03:14 AM (VFJAx)

748 >>There was something I wanted to re-read on Halloween's ONT, but even though I can get the post, I can't access the comments. Does anyone know how?

Try this:
https://tinyurl.com/2caqtyka

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2024 03:14 AM (w6EFb)

749 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2024 03:11 AM

acecomments.mu.nu/?post=412178

Posted by: JQ-- Justice for Peanut! at November 03, 2024 03:15 AM (njWTi)

750 And a power-play by otherwise insignificant dweebs.
Posted by: JQ-- Justice for Peanut! at November 03, 2024 03:10 AM (njWTi)


Petit power corrupts absolutely.

Posted by: RickZ at November 03, 2024 03:16 AM (gKDq2)

751
Try this:
https://tinyurl.com/2caqtyka
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

acecomments.mu.nu/?post=412178
Posted by: JQ-- Justice for Peanut!

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Thaaaanks, both of you.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2024 03:17 AM (lCaJd)

752
Thanks JQ, I got the Cafe thread Halloween night and not the ONT....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2024 03:17 AM (w6EFb)

753 736
AF Post
@AFpost
Oliver Anthony quits music industry 14 months after success of “Rich Men North of Richmond.”
Posted by: Mister Ghost



The industry, not music. He still plans to make music and start a ministry. Reading a bit about it, he still formulating everything. A work in progress. Don't blame him for leaving the music industry. It's notoriously corrupt. He's apparently done pretty well, financially.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 03, 2024 03:18 AM (rii+a)

754
Blonde Morticia, mine is wrong, going to the Halloween Cafe and not the ONT.

Trouble is the comments link on the archive doesn't work. You have to use that acecomments URL and put the post number you want after the "post=" in the URL. You can get the number from the archive site.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2024 03:19 AM (w6EFb)

755 I think I would narrowly beat Trump in a history gameshow quiz. I know I would absolutely destroy Kamala.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 03:21 AM (06b+S)

756 Trouble is the comments link on the archive doesn't work.
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In some ways, this is a good thing. I think.

Posted by: JQ-- Justice for Peanut! at November 03, 2024 03:23 AM (njWTi)

757 421 Chuck C, I knew some guys who worked for Long Chevrolet at the time. Apparently the kid was Jim Long's nephew, this was going to be his last commercial with them because he was aging out of it, and he did NOT know that it was going to happen.

Posted by: Nazdar at November 03, 2024 03:24 AM (9XWKq)

758 Serious stuff:

House Judiciary GOP 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@JudiciaryGOP
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8h
Justice for Peanut.



Not The Bee gave me the creeps, though:

https://tinyurl.com/v9t8my2e

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 03:28 AM (VFJAx)

759 Despite the insipid progressive masses of Middlesex and Suffolk counties (Boston), Bristol and Plymouth Counties are still populated with genuine Swamp Yankees...


🇺🇸 HOCKEY MOM 🇺🇸
@jeepgirl9272
If you were to drive through southeastern Massachusetts today, you would think it’s a solid red state. Trump signs and flags line every street.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 03, 2024 03:28 AM (TGPs7)

760 Repeat and rinse: If you need material to debunk lying DemonCraps, here's a good place for material:

https://americandebunk.com/

Ain't that right, Paul?!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 03:31 AM (VFJAx)

761 🇺🇸 HOCKEY MOM 🇺🇸
@jeepgirl9272
If you were to drive through southeastern Massachusetts today, you would think it’s a solid red state. Trump signs and flags line every street.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 03, 2024 03:28 AM (TGPs7
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I saw a post saying the same for Austin TX.

But the cheat is on.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 03:32 AM (VFJAx)

762 I would beat Obama in a fair contest of historical knowledge. That would be a great game show.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 03:33 AM (06b+S)

763
Blonde Morticia, mine is wrong, going to the Halloween Cafe and not the ONT.

Posted by: publius

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No prob, I got the trick from your links.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2024 03:35 AM (lCaJd)

764
Jarek Lewis
@jarrylew
I’m never selling Halloween costumes on Amazon again

It’s the morning after and I’ve already received over 100 return requests

Almost all of them listed the reason as “bought by mistake”

How do you mistakenly buy a $200 costume?

This is ridiculous.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 03, 2024 03:36 AM (TGPs7)

765 Mister Ghost, I am a Mass, person, I would say girl, but that is wildly deceptive. I am an ancient female at my last check- up they told me that I was doing well for my age. This is ok with me, my best days are over, but I will still be okay

God save our country and God bless us all, each and every one, Had over 80 people on our bridge today, numbers increasing, I feel good about this.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 03, 2024 03:38 AM (Sgq8y)

766
Trump signs showed up on my grandma's little street in San Diego.

But I remember 2020. The 10:00 am lids on Biden's press contacts. The high-school-gym-sized "rallies" contrasted with the insane enthusiasm for Trump -- a regatta in Texas, a parade in Beverly Hills, convoys of pickup trucks with Trump flags.

And now the chance to vote for an historic first!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2024 03:41 AM (lCaJd)

767 This guy has been sounding the alarm on X for days...

Patrick Byrne
@PatrickByrne
BAD NEWS: Harris - Obama privately smirking, 100% confident in victory. "Don't believe polls or what you read, election already in the bag."

Harris Transition Team 100% staffed with Obama staff.

Republic being overthrown. Our 1 chance = overwhelm rigged machines.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 03, 2024 03:41 AM (TGPs7)

768 The three modern presidents I'm sure I have better historical knowledge than are Obama, Trump and Biden.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 03:42 AM (06b+S)

769 It’s the morning after and I’ve already received over 100 return requests
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People suck. I have worked at a major department store in a big city.

The day after every Big Social Event, we'd get loaded with "returns" of high-dollar dresses and suits, obviously worn. (Oh, "wrong size"? Then why, pray tell, does it appear to have had something spilled on it?)

The lies were...entertaining at times.

Posted by: JQ-- Justice for Peanut! at November 03, 2024 03:43 AM (njWTi)

770 A solicitor came to my door Saturday with a fistful of Democrat Party literature and bumper stickers.
I didn't say a word but instead mustered a hearty laugh and pointed.
High point of my day.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 03, 2024 03:47 AM (dg+HA)

771 Almost all of them listed the reason as “bought by mistake”

How do you mistakenly buy a $200 costume?

This is ridiculous.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at November 03, 2024 03:36 AM (TGPs7)

“Bought by mistake: meant to rent”

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Executive and Pfizer Board Member at November 03, 2024 03:48 AM (FC8SQ)

772 The most obvious play for the D team is the steal. They may actually do it out in the open and just say fuck it.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 03:51 AM (06b+S)

773 Good night, Horde, I am semi-trashed. Okay, I'll be honest, totally trashed, but I am going to bed, and I get an extra hour, this really works for me

Horde people are the best people that I have ever met.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 03, 2024 03:53 AM (Sgq8y)

774
The lies were...entertaining at times.

Posted by: JQ-- Justice for Peanut!

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I had a friend who was so damned annoying that way. She left her new swimsuit on the floor and her annoying little Yorkie chewed it to bits. She took it back to the store and said it had happened in the washing machine. The sales clerk turned it over, staring at the tattered thing in wonder, and said "It looks like a dog tore it apart." My friend said "I know, right?!"

I hate theft and lies.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2024 03:53 AM (lCaJd)

775
The most obvious play for the D team is the steal. They may actually do it out in the open and just say fuck it.
Posted by: Carlyl

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I've come around to scott Adams's prediction, which seems far-fetched at first, but then consider the other craziness in this election...

Anyway, he says Kamala gets the votes on election night. Trump contests at least one state and goes to court. Weeks and weeks of judicial maneuvering and ups and downs, and by the end of January Trump takes office.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2024 03:56 AM (lCaJd)

776 The most obvious play for the D team is the steal. They may actually do it out in the open and just say fuck it.
Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 03:51 AM (06b+S)
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Oh! Have you noticed that pattern until now?

/sarc

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 03:57 AM (VFJAx)

777 One will never be able to take Obama on in a history challenge if you can't answer this: What was the name of the bar in NYC where the Gay Revolution started with a riot in 1969?

Now Barry knows this history, him being a part of gay culture and all.

Posted by: RickZ at November 03, 2024 03:59 AM (gKDq2)

778 I hate theft and lies.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2024 03:53 AM (lCaJd)
Bad things are bad. Is it really that hard to see it?

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 04:00 AM (06b+S)

779 and by the end of January Trump takes office.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2024 03:56 AM (lCaJd)
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I'm an Adams fan. It seems that I have more faith in the Regime's cheating no-matter-how-obvious than Scott does.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 04:01 AM (VFJAx)

780 Man, I can’t believe they magdumped Peanut! They took that squirrel out like he knew who visited Epstein’s island.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Executive and Pfizer Board Member at November 03, 2024 04:02 AM (FC8SQ)

781 The Shadow Knows!

https://tinyurl.com/247f4d2x

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 04:04 AM (VFJAx)

782
I'm an Adams fan. It seems that I have more faith in the Regime's cheating no-matter-how-obvious than Scott does.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

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Oh no, cheating is part of Adams's scenario. That's how Kamala wins on November 5-6 and Trump successfully calls bs in the courts.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2024 04:05 AM (lCaJd)

783 "It looks like a dog tore it apart." My friend said "I know, right?!"
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I'm so glad I didn't have to work at the returns window. The excuses reasons for return were written on a form that accompanied the pieces (sometimes literally "pieces") for stock crew to process.

Some of them were SO trashed, we had to scrap them! I mean, you could just picture the customers wearing these fancy clothes to some upscale party & getting so wasted that they fell down, rolled, passed out in the gutter... clothes stained with booze, sh!t, mud, you name it... some were so bad we didn't want to touch with bare hands. Ugh.

Yep, people suck.

Posted by: JQ-- Justice for Peanut! at November 03, 2024 04:07 AM (njWTi)

784
Bad things are bad. Is it really that hard to see it?

Posted by: Carlyl

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It's the way it's everywhere. This girl was planning a political career because, as she said, "People are stupid" and you need to make laws to keep them in line. Punchline: she was a Republican.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2024 04:07 AM (lCaJd)

785 Obviously Trump would romp to this election in any normal world. But we are hanging on whether or not it will be stolen. This is the new normal. And we're supposed to be OK with it.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 04:10 AM (06b+S)

786
And Mountain Time just switched, now all that remains is Pacific and Alaska.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at November 03, 2024 04:11 AM (w6EFb)

787
we're supposed to be OK with it.
Posted by: Carlyl

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I don't think Trump is going to be okay with it in 2024. You know... Fight! Fight! Fight!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2024 04:11 AM (lCaJd)

788 Anyway, he says Kamala gets the votes on election night. Trump contests at least one state and goes to court. Weeks and weeks of judicial maneuvering and ups and downs, and by the end of January Trump takes office.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2024 03:56 AM (lCaJd)

I’m extremely skeptical. Either Trumps wind outright by dawn Wednesday or it’s Joever.

Courts don’t want to wade into this mess and they’d all become targets of deranged commies. Most judges have no security.

Any court case would end up before the Supremes, so this is relying on John Roberts to save us. The Supremes might do another Bush c Gore to stop an ongoing attempt by Dems to take away a Trump state, but they’re not going to take a state from Kamala, no matter how eff’d the cheating is.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Executive and Pfizer Board Member at November 03, 2024 04:13 AM (FC8SQ)

789 My retail 'career' was in SF, CA. At a branch of the entity what sponsors that huge parade on turkey day. Year: 1989.

It's been BAD, for much longer than we might want to believe.

Posted by: JQ-- Justice for Peanut! at November 03, 2024 04:16 AM (njWTi)

790 First we have Campaign Season.
Then we have Election Season.
Then we have Litigation Season.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at November 03, 2024 04:19 AM (dg+HA)

791 I think Trump is going to win on election night. Then the deep state wars will begin.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 04:22 AM (06b+S)

792 My last job was my Dream Job-- in the back corner of a far building, just me & my machine, on a restricted site, no phone line to 'outside' and NO DEALING WITH THE PUBLIC.

Ahhh, peace!

Posted by: JQ-- Justice for Peanut! at November 03, 2024 04:22 AM (njWTi)

793 Oh no, cheating is part of Adams's scenario. That's how Kamala wins on November 5-6 and Trump successfully calls bs in the courts.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 03, 2024 04:05 AM (lCaJd)
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You're imaging that the courts will save you? Or that the Regime won't simply ignore the courts?

Wait and see.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 04:23 AM (VFJAx)

794 "You are not going to believe this, he's cutting holes in the ice.” (H/T Diogenes)

LOL

Posted by: no one of any consequence at November 03, 2024 04:24 AM (+H2BX)

795 Remember: there's only 2 more shopping days before you know what day!

Posted by: JQ-- Justice for Peanut! at November 03, 2024 04:27 AM (njWTi)

796 Trump is going to be elected again. I can only hope he will do better with the team around him than he did the last time.

Posted by: Carlyl at November 03, 2024 04:33 AM (06b+S)

797 I believe that PDJT didn't expect to be undermined quite so thoroughly. Probably shocked him to his core.

Now that he's had that epiphany, and pulled the knives out of his back? Heh.

Can't wait to see what happens if we can overcome The Cheat.

Posted by: JQ-- Justice for Peanut! at November 03, 2024 04:39 AM (njWTi)

798 780 Man, I can’t believe they magdumped Peanut! They took that squirrel out like he knew who visited Epstein’s island.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Executive and Pfizer Board Member



Peanut had information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at November 03, 2024 04:41 AM (rii+a)

799 Can't wait to see what happens if we can overcome The Cheat.
Posted by: JQ-- Justice for Peanut! at November 03, 2024 04:39 AM (njWTi)
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First you need to overcome the NSA, CIA, FBI, DOJ, MSM and much much more.

A purge is needed - bigger that Musk has talked about (although he might be holding a few cards to himself).

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 04:45 AM (VFJAx)

800 Poor little Peanut. Just bein' a pet... his people loved him... *poof* fk'n gubmint goons had to butt in. Grrr.

Posted by: JQ-- Justice for Peanut! at November 03, 2024 04:46 AM (njWTi)

801 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at November 03, 2024 04:45 AM
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Yeah. And then there's THAT horsecrap.

More prayers up for Mr. Trump!

Posted by: JQ-- Justice for Peanut! at November 03, 2024 04:48 AM (njWTi)

802 only 2 more shopping days before you know what day!

"A penny for the Old Guy!"

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at November 03, 2024 04:50 AM (zdLoL)

803 Libtard sister didn't believe me when I told her about oblahblah... She complained (briefly) that he wasn't "doing enough" ugh.

I told her he was busy getting his minions in place, all during that first term. That's why he didn't shove *everything* down our throats when he had both House & Senate in his pocket, I told her. Had to get all his buddies in high, unelected, positions. And get "re-elected" to finish up before hellary could slit our throats.

DJT was a 4yr speed bump.

Hope he's prepared to block the road this time.

Meanwhile, we prepare for whatever...

Posted by: JQ-- Justice for Peanut! at November 03, 2024 04:56 AM (njWTi)

804 Anyone seen/heard anything about billy ayerzzz lately?

Posted by: JQ-- Justice for Peanut! at November 03, 2024 05:02 AM (njWTi)

805 Pixy nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at November 03, 2024 05:04 AM (9XWKq)

806 Noodle-dee-doo

Posted by: JQ-- Justice for Peanut! at November 03, 2024 05:05 AM (njWTi)

807 I'm just gonna go on record and say that I never heard of the Pumpkin Roll in Chagrin Falls, and I lived a stones throw away on just off Chagrin River Rd back in the 70's.

And we would have been all over that kind of messin' around back then.

I gotta ask my friends who actually live in the Falls about this.

***you may return to your normally scheduled rants***

Posted by: browndog calls bullshit at November 02, 2024 11:30 PM (TTAGa)
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I grew up in the next town over and never heard of it either. Looks like fun though.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 03, 2024 07:46 AM (RDjFz)

808 Well, I can definitely cross you off my Christmas list.

Posted by: just saying at November 03, 2024 08:54 AM (rzwGB)

809 Nothin' for nothin', but that pizza looks gross. You can see the grease floating on the top.

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