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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (10/30/24) Pre-Halloween Edition

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“The theft of nonprofit funds deprives communities of critical resources, erodes public trust, and cheats donors who give in good faith,” Brooklyn District Attorney Eric Gonzalez

Quote II

“I truly felt like I was being kidnapped. I am so disappointed in my government. It’s not funny.” 66-year-old Penny McCarthy

Quote III

'She sent me to a federal prison as a political prisoner, to do two things, to make sure that she tried to tamp down the power of this show, right, tamp down the power of the show, and also to break me,'

'Nancy Pelosi, take out your number two pencil and write this down: this show has never been more powerful.' Steve Bannon


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I'm a giver! The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM

Ranked: Global Airlines with the Most Plane Crashes


Before flight was even invented, humans have been fascinated by the vast skies above them, and for obvious reasons. There is inherent marvel in defying something as fundamental as gravity; in quite literally, reaching for the stars.

And from the early days of military use, the aviation industry is now critical to the movement of goods and people around the world.


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Disgruntled? That's being kind.

A disgruntled former Disney employee allegedly repeatedly hacked into a third-party menu creation software used by Walt Disney World’s restaurants and changed allergy information on menus to say that foods that had peanuts in them were safe for people with allergies, added profanity to menus, and at one point changed all fonts used on menus to Wingdings, according to a federal criminal complaint.

The suspect in the case, Michael Scheuer, broke into a proprietary menu creation and inventory system that was developed by a third-party company exclusively for Disney and is used to print menus for its restaurants, the complaint alleges. The complaint alleges he did this soon after being fired by Disney using passwords that he still had access to on several different systems. Once inside the systems, he allegedly altered menus and, in once case, broke the software for several weeks.

“The threat actor manipulated the allergen information on menus by adding information to some allergen notifications that indicated certain menu items were safe for individuals with peanut allergies, when in fact they could be deadly to those with peanut allergies,” the criminal complaint states. According to the complaint, the menus were caught by Disney after they were printed but before they were distributed to Disney restaurants. Disney's menus have extensive "allergy friendly" sections.


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Bad onions. I'm not Lovin' It.

Slivered onions are likely cause of McDonald’s E. coli outbreak, CDC says
To date, 90 sickened, 27 hospitalized and one dead in the multi-state outbreak.


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They reconciled. And became tonight's Genius Award Winners

“If you decide to exit I-85 (GA exit 173) with your life partner while on a road trip to reconcile your relationship, please don’t ‘reconcile’ in the grass between McDonald’s and RaceWay. Yes, it happened, and in broad daylight. ... Get a room. Go home.”
The incident came to light around 7 p.m. Monday, Oct. 21, when someone called police to report indecent exposure outside the RaceWay gas station near the interstate.

Officers arrived to find a South Carolina woman and her Georgia lover tussling in the grass — britches down, according to an incident report.

Both were cuffed, arrested and charged with indecent exposure and disorderly conduct, officials said.

“Don’t reconcile in broad daylight in the grass beside the street,” police said. “If you’re stupid enough to do this, please don’t stop in Lavonia.”

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The ONT Musical Interlude & Candy Deficient Emporium



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Speaking of candy deficient. Go piss up a rope.

Give children stickers or playdough instead of Halloween sweets, dental surgeons say
The Royal College of Surgeons has urged trick or treaters not to eat lollipops or sweets to avoid tooth decay.

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Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at October 30, 2024 10:04 PM (hOUT3)

2 Yay, Sugar Addiction Awareness Day ONT!

You want to be aware so you can celebrate your sugar addiction to it's fullest tomorrow!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 30, 2024 10:04 PM (lUFok)

3 Top ten lurk!!!

Posted by: CAToken at October 30, 2024 10:04 PM (2+yws)

4 Top ten

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at October 30, 2024 10:05 PM (w3u3d)

5 ONT

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 30, 2024 10:05 PM (WbaIk)

6 Suck it Yankees

Posted by: Zeera The people are coming at October 30, 2024 10:05 PM (ra6u8)

7 I call SHOTGUN!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 30, 2024 10:05 PM (kbyy+)

8 Love me some Lightnin' Hopkins
Thanks MH

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at October 30, 2024 10:05 PM (hOUT3)

9 Kaboom!

Posted by: See? Nobody cares at October 30, 2024 10:05 PM (KWlTU)

10 Give children stickers or playdough instead of Halloween sweets, dental surgeons say
The Royal College of Surgeons has urged trick or treaters not to eat lollipops or sweets to avoid tooth decay.


Maybe brush your friggin teeth? This isn't rocket science.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 10:05 PM (xOnCy)

11 Let's go Don-ald!!!

Posted by: shred21 at October 30, 2024 10:06 PM (+FEko)

12 I am Garbage, hear me roar
As I show Kneepads to the door

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 30, 2024 10:06 PM (kbyy+)

13 Thanks for the ONT, MisHum!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 30, 2024 10:07 PM (q7hip)

14 The suspect in the case, Michael Scheuer, broke into a proprietary menu creation and inventory system that was developed by a third-party company exclusively for Disney and is used to print menus for its restaurants, the complaint alleges.

What's with the criminal charges? Shouldn't they have just gone to arbitration? Or did he not click through on a Disney+ trial subscription?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 30, 2024 10:07 PM (lUFok)

15 I signed up for Twitter, or whatever it's stupid name is. And I followed Elon Musk and Ace.

The money should start rolling in, right?

PS: I am an idiot.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 30, 2024 10:07 PM (CHHv1)

16 Thanks, MisHum.

I am off to bed. We have a rough week ahead. Remember, the enemy is out there, not in here.

Sweet dreams.

Posted by: Piper at October 30, 2024 10:07 PM (pZEOD)

17 I love how they attack Trump on something and the next day he completely reverses it on them and then sucks all of the oxygen from the news cycle with it for a full day or more. I've never seen anything like it.

Posted by: CAToken at October 30, 2024 10:07 PM (2+yws)

18 How about just teach them to brush their teeth and let them have all the candy they want, fun police. Let them be kids for a while, jacknuts.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 30, 2024 10:08 PM (mfUOU)

19 Give children stickers or playdough instead of Halloween sweets, dental surgeons say The Royal College of Surgeons has urged trick or treaters not to eat lollipops or sweets to avoid tooth decay.

Maybe brush your friggin teeth? This isn't rocket science.
Posted by: Jordan61

But be certain to get your untested, experimental, most likely harmful jab. Or lose your job.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2024 10:08 PM (WXNFJ)

20 15 I signed up for Twitter, or whatever it's stupid name is. And I followed Elon Musk and Ace.

The money should start rolling in, right?

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First, like L. Ron Hubbard, you'll need followers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 30, 2024 10:08 PM (kbyy+)

21 The pronouns are beyond your authority, now go delete your browser history.

Posted by: See? Nobody cares at October 30, 2024 10:08 PM (KWlTU)

22 >>>Give children stickers or playdough instead of Halloween sweets, dental surgeons say
The Royal College of Surgeons has urged trick or treaters not to eat lollipops or sweets to avoid tooth decay.


Look, Brits. I love you and all, but that ship has already sailed.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 30, 2024 10:09 PM (lHPJf)

23 Misanthropic Humanitarian

Thank you for the heartwarming top picture, and a picture of Democrats being festivetoxic on Halloween.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 30, 2024 10:10 PM (u82oZ)

24 Mini Salad people get flaming dogshit bag.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at October 30, 2024 10:10 PM (dR6yv)

25 0 15 I signed up for Twitter, or whatever it's stupid name is. And I followed Elon Musk and Ace.

The money should start rolling in, right?

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First, like L. Ron Hubbard, you'll need followers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 30, 2024 10:08 PM (kbyy+)

He needs a good hook. All good cults have a hook.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 30, 2024 10:10 PM (q7hip)

26 17 I love how they attack Trump on something and the next day he completely reverses it on them and then sucks all of the oxygen from the news cycle with it for a full day or more. I've never seen anything like it.

Posted by: CAToken at October 30, 2024 10:07 PM (2+yws)

We've never seen anything like it because Trump fights back. GOPe never fights back. Hell, they usually surrender before the fight even starts.

Posted by: davidt at October 30, 2024 10:10 PM (i0F8b)

27 Officers arrived to find a South Carolina woman and her Georgia lover tussling in the grass — britches down, according to an incident report
Who among us……

Posted by: Eromero at October 30, 2024 10:11 PM (LHPAg)

28 Pelosi, Schumer, Obama, Bush, Cheney, Romney, McConnell, neocon warmonger Generals, and enviro-whackjobs have all done their part to make America worse and worse over the past half-century. They're all rooting for Kamala and trying to stop Trump.

Take that information with you to the voting booth.

Posted by: Shenanigans at October 30, 2024 10:11 PM (wGun1)

29 Thanks for the spooky ONT, Mis Hum!

Love the photo up top - I would definitely give treats to that lovable pair! Great tune behind it too.

Tomorrow night we see how many lil' ghosts and goblins show up... hope it's a lot because we have plenty of treats!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 30, 2024 10:11 PM (rxCpr)

30 Look, Brits. I love you and all, but that ship has already sailed.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 30, 2024 10:09 PM (lHPJf)

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I can't believe the Limeys have such awful teeth even without Halloween.

Get a damn toothbrush, ya bloody wankers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 30, 2024 10:11 PM (kbyy+)

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Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at October 30, 2024 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
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Congratulations! You did it! Woohoo!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 30, 2024 10:12 PM (rxCpr)

32 Give children stickers or playdough instead of Halloween sweets, dental surgeons say The Royal College of Surgeons has urged trick or treaters not to eat lollipops or sweets to avoid tooth decay.
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Maybe brush your friggin teeth? This isn't rocket science.


I think I've spotted the problem with that suggestion.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 30, 2024 10:12 PM (/y8xj)

33 What child wouldn't delight in receiving kale for Halloween?

Posted by: Turning Tricks at October 30, 2024 10:12 PM (CzMNg)

34 POLITICO @politico 1h
Trump. A dump truck. A bright-orange vest. It's only Wednesday....

Sean Davis @seanmdav 1h
That was a garbage truck, not a dump truck.

They know it’s not a dump truck. But they are so corrupt and dishonest that they’re refusing to say garbage because that’s what Biden called the American people.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 30, 2024 10:12 PM (hovnC)

35 Joe Biden did not call YTrump supporters Garb

Posted by: Kamal Harris at October 30, 2024 10:13 PM (1t11C)

36 Have a great night, everyone.

It takes a strong leader to take an insult and mock the bad people 10-fold back. Never seen anyone like that in politics, ever.

Head on a swivel. Have a good plan. OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 30, 2024 10:13 PM (u82oZ)

37 … and at one point changed all fonts used on menus to Wingdings, according to a federal criminal complaint

That used to get a feller 2 to 10 at Alcatraz or Q

Posted by: Common Tater at October 30, 2024 10:13 PM (rVgO5)

38 It's almost Zappaween!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at October 30, 2024 10:13 PM (kpS4V)

39 33 What child wouldn't delight in receiving kale for Halloween?
Posted by: Turning Tricks at October 30, 2024 10:12 PM (CzMNg)

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I gave frozen burritos one year.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 30, 2024 10:13 PM (kbyy+)

40 Going on record:

The media suddenly saying "we've figured out how to poll and actually we might be underestimating Kamala" is a psi op designed to drive up Dem turnout on election, which they desperately need to counter the huge early vote surge by GOP.

Posted by: Shenanigans at October 30, 2024 10:14 PM (wGun1)

41 Who owns GTA by the way???

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GTA was developed by Rockstar Games, a monster in the gaming world also responsible for Red Dead Redemption and other hits. The games are definitely high quality. It may be a distinction only in my mind but I'm a little uncomfortable with the criminality in GTA but I'm perfectly OK with it in RDR which is a cowboy game set in the 19th century following an outlaw gang. The main difference is in GTA you drive cars while in RDR you ride horses. Similarly, I'm uncomfortable with Vietnam and later games (not including future wars) but WWII and earlier is fine.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at October 30, 2024 10:14 PM (L/fGl)

42 On topic of Disney - James Gorman is going to deliver a kick in the ass to Iger, and select the next CEO.
youtu.be/A-ABJq08ICY
Gorman is a Musk fan...

Posted by: popcorn! at October 30, 2024 10:14 PM (gKWVE)

43 Out of curiosity, what's the dressing on the "fun sized" salads?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2024 10:14 PM (Q4IgG)

44 I gave frozen burritos one year.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 30, 2024 10:13 PM (kbyy+


Given the cost of candy, I bet burritos might be cheaper.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 30, 2024 10:15 PM (q7hip)

45 Joe Biden did not call Trump supporters Garbage. He was referring to the "Barge" Program that is in the fishing industry.

Gars are an ancient group of ray-finned fish in the family Lepisosteidae.

So, you have Gar Barges ... You people are really dumb !



Posted by: Kamal Harris at October 30, 2024 10:15 PM (1t11C)

46 There are lots of pro-Trump and anti-Harris ads during the World Series. So there's that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 10:15 PM (xOnCy)

47 Oooo. Final four

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at October 30, 2024 10:16 PM (w3u3d)

48 43 Out of curiosity, what's the dressing on the "fun sized" salads?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2024 10:14 PM (Q4IgG)
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Sadness and disappointment

Posted by: All Hail Eris at October 30, 2024 10:16 PM (kpS4V)

49 The Royal College of Surgeons has urged trick or treaters not to eat lollipops or sweets to avoid tooth decay.

I had to laugh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 30, 2024 10:17 PM (mH6SG)

50 The money should start rolling in, right?

PS: I am an idiot.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Gosh, don't know about the money, but welcome to our watch list!

Posted by: The FBI and better believe we read this blog. at October 30, 2024 10:17 PM (vJiyU)

51 In regards to the couple gettin friendly by the highway, either the cops respond very quickly there, or that dude get some measure of respect from me. Just sayin.

Posted by: irright at October 30, 2024 10:17 PM (rcc2P)

52 43 Out of curiosity, what's the dressing on the "fun sized" salads?
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10 Island?

Posted by: tintex at October 30, 2024 10:17 PM (ZaJ5Q)

53 26 17 I love how they attack Trump on something and the next day he completely reverses it on them and then sucks all of the oxygen from the news cycle with it for a full day or more. I've never seen anything like it.

Posted by: CAToken at October 30, 2024 10:07 PM (2+yws)

We've never seen anything like it because Trump fights back. GOPe never fights back. Hell, they usually surrender before the fight even starts.
Posted by: davidt at October 30, 2024 10:10 PM (i0F8b)


GOPe=quislings

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 30, 2024 10:17 PM (QXQ4l)

54 What do the British know about dental hygiene?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 30, 2024 10:17 PM (63Dwl)

55 40 Going on record:

The media suddenly saying "we've figured out how to poll and actually we might be underestimating Kamala" is a psi op designed to drive up Dem turnout on election, which they desperately need to counter the huge early vote surge by GOP.

Posted by: Shenanigans

I was listening to NPR on the way home and they were all in on democrats being underestimated.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage deplorable at October 30, 2024 10:17 PM (oYaSF)

56 Ari Fleischer @AriFleischer 3h
I hope the garbage truck becomes part of the motorcade too. Gotta love it.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 30, 2024 10:18 PM (hovnC)

57 I saw the comment on the art thread this morning about Trump needing to get in a garbage truck ASAP and said a silent prayer to manifest this. When Ace posted the picture earlier I spit out my drink and was looking for the Babylon Bee link and couldn't believe it was real life.

A couple people were commenting on the origins of the truck and after pausing the video and seeing the Loadmaster logo I went to their website where they are proudly advertising on their Facebook page that they answered the call.

Seriously need to give them a million likes for helping pull off this master troll and reward companies that take a principled stand.

Posted by: Sanitation Engineer at October 30, 2024 10:19 PM (9kVF0)

58 Out of curiosity, what's the dressing on the "fun sized" salads?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2024 10:14 PM (Q4IgG)
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"Hundred Island"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2024 10:19 PM (BpYfr)

59 >>> 55
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I was listening to NPR on the way home and they were all in on democrats being underestimated.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage deplorable at October 30, 2024 10:17 PM (oYaSF)

"Kamala's 400 million votes is unprecedented!" -- also NPR, next week

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 30, 2024 10:19 PM (FnneF)

60 Maybe brush your friggin teeth? This isn't rocket science.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 10:05 PM (xOnCy)


xylitol breath mints maybe?

Posted by: Rock Ribbed Lifetime Republican at October 30, 2024 10:20 PM (D7oie)

61 The Royal College of Surgeons has urged trick or treaters not to eat lollipops or sweets to avoid tooth decay.

But dysfunctional insulin resistance and pancreatic and metabolic disorders leading to diabetes is OK.

Posted by: Bitter, Deplorable Unknown Garbage Under Pressure at October 30, 2024 10:20 PM (rHxhM)

62 Is there a Royal College of Dentists? If so, they have been asleep at the wheel for centuries.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 30, 2024 10:20 PM (mH6SG)

63 But be certain to get your untested, experimental, most likely harmful jab. Or lose your job.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2024 10:08 PM (WXNFJ)

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Oh, and be sure to have your kids drink the fluoridated water. It’s in contact with teeth for so little time it doesn’t do shit for cavities, but it’s a known neurotoxin. Drops IQ a few points in kids, but oh well.

Posted by: Lurker at October 30, 2024 10:21 PM (FC8SQ)

64 Some of us rowdy types had an apt. Parents wouldn't let their kids trick or treat at our door. And we had the FULL size snickers!

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat Poison at October 30, 2024 10:21 PM (vJiyU)

65 Anti-Dentites!

Posted by: Royal College of Dentists at October 30, 2024 10:21 PM (i0F8b)

66 @46

Too bad I refuse to watch a pitch of this world series. F the Yankees, F the Dodgers, and F rob manfred

Posted by: tintex at October 30, 2024 10:22 PM (ZaJ5Q)

67 Ahoy, morons.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 30, 2024 10:22 PM (u9uo0)

68 62 Is there a Royal College of Dentists? If so, they have been asleep at the wheel for centuries.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 30, 2024 10:20 PM (mH6SG)

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Their synchronized swimming team used to be one of the best in the league.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 30, 2024 10:22 PM (kbyy+)

69
“The US Marshals are above the law. That’s what it says to me. And the United States government allows that to happen,” she lamented.


yes

Posted by: haffhowershower: deplorable clinger MAGAt garbage fascist boil at October 30, 2024 10:22 PM (NMT5x)

70 A disgruntled former Disney employee allegedly repeatedly hacked into a third-party menu creation software used by Walt Disney World’s restaurants and changed allergy information on menus to say that foods that had peanuts in them were safe for people with allergies, added profanity to menus, and at one point changed all fonts used on menus to Wingdings, according to a federal criminal complaint.

It looks like you're trying to sabotage your former employer!

Would you like help?

[_] Make them look like dweebs
[_] Cuss them out
[_] Murder their customers' kids

Posted by: Clippy at October 30, 2024 10:22 PM (DgGvY)

71 I've said it before, but I will say it again.

Frank Zappa was a brilliant guitarist, a brilliant arranger (and orchestrator) and a brilliant producer.

Thank you, MisHum.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 30, 2024 10:22 PM (CHHv1)

72 But then Trump takes it to the next level again and wears the vest for his entire rally. It is off the charts level trolling.

Posted by: CAToken at October 30, 2024 10:23 PM (2+yws)

73 If there were a Royal College of Dentists, I bet they'd specialize in crowns.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at October 30, 2024 10:23 PM (QyT5w)

74 A yellow/orange cat dressed up as President Trump, B. Chasm, 'lip-synching his best one-liners! Tie it into Catturd!

Really.

https://x.com/catturd2

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 30, 2024 10:23 PM (hovnC)

75 -
Give children stickers or playdough instead of Halloween sweets, dental surgeons say The Royal College of Surgeons has urged trick or treaters not to eat lollipops or sweets to avoid tooth decay.
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Have these dipshits even done any studies to see what stickers and playdough do to kids teeth? I guarantee the answer is NO!

Posted by: irright at October 30, 2024 10:23 PM (rcc2P)

76 Good evening, dear Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2024 10:23 PM (D6+4s)

77 Some of us rowdy types had an apt. Parents wouldn't let their kids trick or treat at our door. And we had the FULL size snickers!
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat Poison at October 30, 2024 10:21 PM (vJiyU)

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We've been doing full size candy for a few years now. It's so much fun to see the kids' reactions. The parents are even better.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 10:24 PM (xOnCy)

78 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 30, 2024 10:24 PM (7Pnfz)

79 71 I've said it before, but I will say it again.

Frank Zappa was a brilliant guitarist, a brilliant arranger (and orchestrator) and a brilliant producer.

Thank you, MisHum.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 30, 2024 10:22 PM (CHHv1)


Oh you're welcome Beck

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 30, 2024 10:24 PM (QXQ4l)

80 Halloween treats....

So, my sister-in-law's boyfriend had a trick-or-treater show up at his rural WV place years ago. He had no treats.

But gave the kid a can of Campbell's soup and a dollar.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2024 10:24 PM (Q4IgG)

81 Whoops.

Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 30, 2024 10:24 PM (7Pnfz)

82 LadyL!!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 30, 2024 10:24 PM (WXNFJ)

83 He needs a good hook. All good cults have a hook.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 30, 2024 10:10 PM (q7hip)


Like a crozier, or a baculus?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2024 10:24 PM (D7oie)

84 Good evening morons and большое спасибо mh

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 30, 2024 10:25 PM (RIvkX)

85 Have these dipshits even done any studies to see what stickers and playdough do to kids teeth? I guarantee the answer is NO!

Lol. Not to mention their digestive systems.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 30, 2024 10:25 PM (mH6SG)

86 #57 Great find, Sanitation Engineer. We'll have to promote that.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 30, 2024 10:25 PM (hovnC)

87 Pelosi, Schumer, Obama, Bush, Cheney, Romney, McConnell, neocon warmonger Generals, and enviro-whackjobs have all done their part to make America worse and worse over the past half-century. They're all rooting for Kamala and trying to stop Trump.


It's not that we want to make America worse, just less prosperous so that you remain desperate to do our bidding.

If you start acquiring wealth, you might ask questions, refuse orders, stop producing wealth for us or even become competitors.

Our task is to dial up the poverty periodically to keep you wage slaves in your proper place. You have no place among us, and you should be grateful we keep you in relative comfort compared to other countries' wage slaves.

Now get back to work, or we'll bring in more Third World shitholers to replace you.

Posted by: Your Betters at October 30, 2024 10:25 PM (kGXY9)

88 which they desperately need to counter the huge early vote surge by GOP.

I mentioned this this afternoon, but in Oregon, nobody thinks that Trump will win. He lost by 11 points in 2016, and 16 points in 2020.

Nevertheless, as of today, 29.0% of the Oregon's ballots had been received (Oregon only votes by mail).

In Multnomah County (Portland), only 22.7% of the ballots had been received.

In Portland's two suburban counties (which both voted for Biden by 10 points or more), one county was at the state average, and the other was below Multnomah.

Oregon is generally a red state, outside the Portland metro.

So even in a state where the outcome appears preordained, turnout in the Republican parts of the state is significantly higher than turnout in the Democratic parts of the state.

Interesting...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2024 10:25 PM (uxCna)

89 I've said it before, but I will say it again.

Frank Zappa was a brilliant guitarist, a brilliant arranger (and orchestrator) and a brilliant producer.

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A little crazy maybe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at October 30, 2024 10:25 PM (L/fGl)

90 The plane crash article is virtually worthless. They included the 9/11 hijackings as "crashes" for both United and American. Nor was there any sort of calculation of crash instance vs. passenger mile.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2024 10:26 PM (IdDTk)

91 Mis Hum I'm not on the ONT much these days but wanted to let ya know when we got home from TX my mom was like "that Mis Hum dude is so smart"

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 10:26 PM (MGB5H)

92 But dysfunctional insulin resistance and pancreatic and metabolic disorders leading to diabetes is OK.
Posted by: Bitter, Deplorable Unknown Garbage Under Pressure at October 30, 2024 10:20 PM (rHxhM)

***

Now introducing: Ozempic Jr.! Don’t stop feeding your obese, NAFLD kids high-fructose corn syrup and soybean oil, just inject them full of a $1500 /month medication!

Posted by: Novo Nordisk Lobbyist at October 30, 2024 10:26 PM (FC8SQ)

93 85 Have these dipshits even done any studies to see what stickers and playdough do to kids teeth? I guarantee the answer is NO!

Lol. Not to mention their digestive systems.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 30, 2024 10:25 PM (mH6SG)


Or their sewage system.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 30, 2024 10:27 PM (QXQ4l)

94 79 71 I've said it before, but I will say it again.

Frank Zappa was a brilliant guitarist, a brilliant arranger (and orchestrator) and a brilliant producer.

Thank you, MisHum.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 30, 2024 10:22 PM (CHHv1)


Oh you're welcome Beck
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 30, 2024 10:24 PM (QXQ4l
It. Is. Known.
-Jelly Roll Gumdrop

Posted by: Eromero at October 30, 2024 10:27 PM (LHPAg)

95 91 Mis Hum I'm not on the ONT much these days but wanted to let ya know when we got home from TX my mom was like "that Mis Hum dude is so smart"

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Many have commented on this very topic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 30, 2024 10:27 PM (kbyy+)

96 Love me some Lightnin' Hopkins
Thanks MH
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ NEXT Year In Corsicana - again! ~ at October 30, 2024 10:05 PM (hOUT3)

An inspired choice of mystery click! Thanks, MisHum!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2024 10:27 PM (IdDTk)

97 TonyPete!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2024 10:28 PM (D6+4s)

98 91 Mis Hum I'm not on the ONT much these days but wanted to let ya know when we got home from TX my mom was like "that Mis Hum dude is so smart"
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 10:26 PM (MGB5H)

I found her delightful.

It was good to see you again.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 30, 2024 10:28 PM (QXQ4l)

99 Lightnin' Hopkins - the ONT is off to a good start!

Late to the ONT. Was watching the memorial video on Vic's obituary page. Weird feeling, seeing those, after all the years when the only image I had of him was that young strapping man and his green vehicle.

Evening, y'all. We're getting tremendous rain and thunderstorms here tonight, welcome after months of drought, and recently thousands of acres of wind-whipped prairie fires. Of course, it's famine or feast. Also have possible twisters in the vicinity. Been so dry, I can almost imagine it'll all be dry by 10am tomorrow. Allllmost.

Posted by: mindful webworker - thunder enlightening at October 30, 2024 10:28 PM (NH5Mt)

100 Good evening, dear Horde!
Posted by: Ladyl

A very good evening to you Ladyl.

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat Poison at October 30, 2024 10:29 PM (vJiyU)

101 I found her delightful.

It was good to see you again.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 30, 2024 10:28 PM (QXQ4l)

I'll let her know so she can throw it back at aviator hahah. And great to see you again as well.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 10:29 PM (MGB5H)

102 Now introducing: Ozempic Jr.! Don’t stop feeding your obese, NAFLD kids high-fructose corn syrup and soybean oil, just inject them full of a $1500 /month medication!
Posted by: Novo Nordisk Lobbyist at October 30, 2024 10:26 PM (FC8SQ)

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I mean, they're already giving Ozempic to kids as young as 12.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 10:29 PM (xOnCy)

103 Some Rat--did you change your nic?

Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2024 10:30 PM (D6+4s)

104 what every kid loves to get for Halloween - the Mini-Kale treat bag.

Said no kid ever.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2024 10:30 PM (S/5vU)

105 Mis Hum I'm not on the ONT much these days but wanted to let ya know when we got home from TX my mom was like "that Mis Hum dude is so smart"
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 10:26 PM (MGB5H)

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And talented.

*looks smugly at MoMe prize*

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 10:30 PM (xOnCy)

106 Out of curiosity, what's the dressing on the "fun sized" salads?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2024 10:14 PM (Q4IgG)


Vinagrette.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2024 10:31 PM (D7oie)

107 >>The theft of nonprofit funds deprives communities of critical resources, erodes public trust, and cheats donors who give in good faith,” Brooklyn District Attorney Eric Gonzalez


Word!!

--
Chirlane McCray

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 30, 2024 10:31 PM (XV/Pl)

108 I mean, they're already giving Ozempic to kids as young as 12.

Are the kids doing the grocery shopping?

I mean, isn't this prima facie evidence of failed parenting?

Posted by: Bitter, Deplorable Unknown Garbage Under Pressure at October 30, 2024 10:31 PM (rHxhM)

109 I'll let her know so she can throw it back at aviator hahah. And great to see you again as well.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 10:29 PM (MGB5H)

Oh great.
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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at October 30, 2024 10:31 PM (QXQ4l)

110 Crap. Posted in wrong thread.

Canada and the separate provinces have various Royal College of Dentists/Dental Surgeons so I'd imagine there is a British one as well.
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Not to mention Lemming of the British Dental Association:

https://is.gd/Cv9oyF
7:26 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 30, 2024 10:31 PM (hovnC)

111 Is there a Royal College of Dentists? If so, they have been asleep at the wheel for centuries.

It's A Man's Life In The British Dental Association!

https://tinyurl.com/wnfdd4d6

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2024 10:32 PM (uxCna)

112 Late to the ONT. Was watching the memorial video on Vic's obituary page. Weird feeling, seeing those, after all the years when the only image I had of him was that young strapping man and his green vehicle.

Yep. Hit me kinda hard. RIP, Vic.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 30, 2024 10:32 PM (mH6SG)

113 Posted by: Ladyl

Just for Halloween and the election. (haven't ya heard? we are all garbage)

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat Poison at October 30, 2024 10:32 PM (vJiyU)

114 “Don’t reconcile in broad daylight in the grass beside the street,” police said.

This wouldn't have happened 50 years ago. There would have been plenty of room to reconcile in the front seat, by the dashboard light.

Posted by: zombie Meat Loaf at October 30, 2024 10:32 PM (DgGvY)

115 Sup fello gaymerz time fer Draggen Edge Failgard
youtu.be/CQMcNpMww_I
...
The best thing about SQINTOOPLE AYY gaymes is the online game, which is where we mock overpriced wokeslop for not selling and for bankrupting bad studios. This one looks awful.

Posted by: popcorn! at October 30, 2024 10:32 PM (gKWVE)

116 Frank Zappa was a CIA op.

Posted by: Operation Frank at October 30, 2024 10:33 PM (Mbcfm)

117 Nonprofits and their nefarious big money dealings with the Regime is a scandal that's screaming for its own Woodward and Bernstein to rip off the lid.

I can dream, can't I?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 30, 2024 10:33 PM (kbyy+)

118 When we were kids, after trick or treating, we would dump our candy on the table and sort it. There were those special people who gave out popcorn balls or caramel apples. What kind of a sadist gives kids little bags of salad?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2024 10:33 PM (0Htd1)

119 Apropos of nothing...

I used to live somewhere where many of the garbage trucks had the huge letters "BFI" on the side, which was translated to "Browning-Ferris Industries" in tiny little letters.

So one day I was waiting for a bus, chatting up this quite hot young lady, when one of these trucks drove by. I told her that those trucks always cracked me up, because I always imagined BFI stood for "Big Fucking Industries"!

She looked at me and said "You must be psychic! I have the same weird idea... and I WORK THERE!"

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at October 30, 2024 10:33 PM (gfztU)

120 “I truly felt like I was being kidnapped. I am so disappointed in my government. It’s not funny.” 66-year-old Penny McCarthy

40 years ago sending a squad of Marshals with rifles to arrest a 66 year old woman would have been unheard of.

But now? I guess Meal Team 6 needs to make sure they don't have to expend the energy to keep up with a senior citizen so a show of force it is...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 30, 2024 10:34 PM (oZhjI)

121 Maybe brush your friggin teeth? This isn't rocket science.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 10:05 PM (xOnCy)

Bacon is sugar free isn't it?

Posted by: javems at October 30, 2024 10:34 PM (8I4hW)

122 108 I mean, they're already giving Ozempic to kids as young as 12.


It's made from all-natural gila monster venom.

Don't worry about it. The cyclical vomiting, thyroid cancer and gastroparesis will most likely clear up when they go through puberty. Or when they die.

Posted by: Friendly Family Doctor at October 30, 2024 10:34 PM (kGXY9)

123 Evening Horde, thx MisHum. Interesting day . Trump in a garbage truck, Biden torpedoing Kamala , the Republicans actually fighting against voter fraud and having some success, and the news media realizing they will soon be irrelevant.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 30, 2024 10:35 PM (aRslG)

124 That settles it, I'm wearing my safety vest to vote next week.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at October 30, 2024 10:35 PM (AdbLi)

125 Out of curiosity, what's the dressing on the "fun sized" salads?
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Vinagrette.
Posted by: Kindltot


I think you meant vinaigrette-ette.

Posted by: mikeski at October 30, 2024 10:35 PM (DgGvY)

126 Dominique Morgan, 43, of Atlanta, was already making $200,000 a year as the executive director of the Brooklyn-based Okra Project when she stole $99,000 during a roughly two-week period in July 2022, prosecutors allege.

Most non-profits are now a scam to make tax free money for the leadership of those non-profits.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 30, 2024 10:35 PM (oZhjI)

127 Now introducing: Ozempic Jr.! Don’t stop feeding your obese, NAFLD kids high-fructose corn syrup and soybean oil, just inject them full of a $1500 /month medication!
Posted by: Novo Nordisk Lobbyist at October 30, 2024 10:26 PM (FC8SQ)

=====

I mean, they're already giving Ozempic to kids as young as 12.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 10:29 PM (xOnCy)

****

It’s safe in utero! What are people going to do? Make their kids exercise? Ha! You know how much they hate that!

Put them in a diet eating real food? We all know little Johnny gets the hunger cranks if he doesn’t start the day with 100 grams of carbohydrates!

Metformin? Uh, look, that stuff is probably poison. I mean, it’s not even under patent anymore.

Contact your Representative today and tell them “Please make insurance companies and Medicaid pay for Ozempic Jr.”

Posted by: Novo Nordisk Lobbyist at October 30, 2024 10:36 PM (FC8SQ)

128 When we were kids, after trick or treating, we would dump our candy on the table and sort it. There were those special people who gave out popcorn balls or caramel apples. What kind of a sadist gives kids little bags of salad?
Posted by: nerdygirl

We did that, but it was so the biggest sugarholic (dad) could loot.

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat Poison at October 30, 2024 10:36 PM (vJiyU)

129 I just ordered my garbage truck and it will be here next week. Hot damn!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 30, 2024 10:36 PM (mH6SG)

130 changed allergy information on menus to say that foods that had peanuts in them were safe for people with allergies
Here's the correct way to mess with the menu and cost Disney money without endangering anyone: Change the menu so every single item lists peanuts as an ingredient. Otherwise, you're a psycho who may be endangering customers (although if I had a food allergy that would kill me I would not eat in restaurants.)

Posted by: Chuck C at October 30, 2024 10:36 PM (yOPBE)

131 >Bacon is sugar free isn't it?

Not the maple kind.

Posted by: YouTube Dog at October 30, 2024 10:36 PM (i0F8b)

132 But gave the kid a can of Campbell's soup and a dollar.

If I run out of candy would ammo be in poor taste?

Posted by: Oddbob at October 30, 2024 10:37 PM (/y8xj)

133 Late to the ONT. Was watching the memorial video on Vic's obituary page. Weird feeling, seeing those, after all the years when the only image I had of him was that young strapping man and his green vehicle.

Evening, y'all. We're getting tremendous rain and thunderstorms here tonight, welcome after months of drought, and recently thousands of acres of wind-whipped prairie fires. Of course, it's famine or feast. Also have possible twisters in the vicinity. Been so dry, I can almost imagine it'll all be dry by 10am tomorrow. Allllmost.
Posted by: mindful webworker - thunder enlightening at October 30, 2024 10:28 PM (NH5Mt)

Mindful, do you have the link to his Obit page?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2024 10:37 PM (IdDTk)

134 'She sent me to a federal prison as a political prisoner, to do two things, to make sure that she tried to tamp down the power of this show, right, tamp down the power of the show, and also to break me,'

Just like Kamala is running as the incumbent and the person that will change everything the current administration is doing, she is also running on a platform that every political figure she doesn't like she go to jail AND that darn Trump will abuse his office by putting people he doesn't like in jail if he wins

Posted by: 18-1 at October 30, 2024 10:37 PM (oZhjI)

135 Out of curiosity, what's the dressing on the "fun sized" salads?
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Maple syrup

Posted by: ... at October 30, 2024 10:37 PM (lX8VI)

136 Damn! I fly American about every week.

Posted by: nckate at October 30, 2024 10:37 PM (4bYb7)

137 We refuse to have sex with any person that voted for Trump or supports him !!!!!!!

Posted by: Joy Behar and Whoopie Goldberg at October 30, 2024 10:37 PM (Qfk4E)

138 >>When we were kids, after trick or treating, we would dump our candy on the table and sort it. There were those special people who gave out popcorn balls or caramel apples. What kind of a sadist gives kids little bags of salad?
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2024 10:33 PM (0Htd1)
__
That was fun. First came the organization, then the trading began. "How much for 3 Bit-0-Honeys?. I'll give you 2 green apple Jolly Ranchers." Bunch of little capitalist traders around the kitchen table.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 30, 2024 10:37 PM (CWMF2)

139 113 Posted by: Ladyl

Just for Halloween and the election. (haven't ya heard? we are all garbage)
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat Poison at October 30, 2024 10:32 PM (vJiyU)


Good Lord. I'm a bit slow on the uptake tonight, aren't I?

Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2024 10:37 PM (D6+4s)

140 If I run out of candy would ammo be in poor taste?

Only if it is small arms ammo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2024 10:38 PM (S/5vU)

141 I'm amazed how little interest there is in either the government of the medical community on how peanut allergies went from a rarity two generations ago to rather common and deadly now.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 30, 2024 10:38 PM (oZhjI)

142 Apropos of nothing...

I used to live somewhere where many of the garbage trucks had the huge letters "BFI" on the side, which was translated to "Browning-Ferris Industries" in tiny little letters.

So one day I was waiting for a bus, chatting up this quite hot young lady, when one of these trucks drove by. I told her that those trucks always cracked me up, because I always imagined BFI stood for "Big Fucking Industries"!

She looked at me and said "You must be psychic! I have the same weird idea... and I WORK THERE!"
Posted by: Ray Van Dune


Among programmers, BFI is a coding style.

"Brute Force and Ignorance."

Which is apropos of something.....

Posted by: mikeski at October 30, 2024 10:38 PM (DgGvY)

143 Some of those airlines on that crash list have been around a long time and air safety has improved since the '60s and '70s. But now that Eagle Airlines appears to have started in 1998. That is worth a second look.

Posted by: Rex B at October 30, 2024 10:38 PM (Qs9lt)

144 137 We refuse to have sex with any person that voted for Trump or supports him !!!!!!!
Posted by: Joy Behar and Whoopie Goldberg at October 30, 2024 10:37 PM (Qfk4E)

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Umm ladies, a word please...?

Posted by: Lysistrata at October 30, 2024 10:39 PM (kbyy+)

145 I think you meant vinaigrette-ette.
Posted by: mikeski

They're making salad dressing out of our womenfolk???

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat Poison at October 30, 2024 10:39 PM (vJiyU)

146 This wouldn't have happened 50 years ago. There would have been plenty of room to reconcile in the front seat, by the dashboard light.

Have you seen the size of people of copulating age from fifty years ago? Tiny compared to the obese land whales that roam the planet now.

a Ford F150 with a bench seat provides about the same room as a Chevy Caprice of the 70s (or were you thinking of the monster family sedans of the 50s and 60s?)

Posted by: Bitter, Deplorable Unknown Garbage Under Pressure at October 30, 2024 10:39 PM (rHxhM)

147
The Royal College of Surgeons has urged trick or treaters not to eat lollipops or sweets to avoid tooth decay.

__________

The Royal College of Sturgeons has urged trick or treaters not to eat fish or seafood.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2024 10:39 PM (EsZUh)

148 So one day I was waiting for a bus, chatting up this quite hot young lady, when one of these trucks drove by. I told her that those trucks always cracked me up, because I always imagined BFI stood for "Big Fucking Industries"!

She looked at me and said "You must be psychic! I have the same weird idea... and I WORK THERE!"
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Whenever I see WFB [before the GOPe sold the world out] I always thought "Warner Fucking Brothers" and not Buckley!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 30, 2024 10:39 PM (hovnC)

149 Bacon is sugar free isn't it?
Posted by: javems at October 30, 2024 10:34 PM (8I4hW)

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Why, yes. Yes, it is.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 10:39 PM (xOnCy)

150 We refuse to have sex with any person that voted for Trump or supports him !!!!!!!
Posted by: Joy Behar and Whoopie Goldberg at October 30, 2024 10:37 PM (Qfk4E)

Amen to that!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2024 10:39 PM (IdDTk)

151 I do not think that will be a major problem for most men !

Posted by: Franklin Mason at October 30, 2024 10:39 PM (MeDAm)

152 We refuse to have sex with any person that voted for Trump or supports him !!!!!!!

Now: Why is it all the men I'm attracted to have politics I hate?

Soon: Why is it I'm not allowed to have sex with any of the men I am attracted to? Damn that patriarchal Trump!

Posted by: Leftist women at October 30, 2024 10:39 PM (oZhjI)

153 Just like Kamala is running as the incumbent and the person that will change everything the current administration is doing, she is also running on a platform that every political figure she doesn't like she go to jail AND that darn Trump will abuse his office by putting people he doesn't like in jail if he wins
Posted by: 18-1 at October 30, 2024 10:37 PM (oZhjI)
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Heads, I win. Tails, you lose.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 30, 2024 10:40 PM (RIvkX)

154 Dominique Morgan, 43, of Atlanta, was already making $200,000 a year as the executive director of the Brooklyn-based Okra Project when she stole $99,000 during a roughly two-week period in July 2022, prosecutors allege.

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In this case, the money was better spent on luxuries than if it were used for its intended purpose - bailing out violent trannies.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 30, 2024 10:40 PM (WbaIk)

155 I gave frozen burritos one year.
Posted by: Cicero


I ran out of candy one year and gave the last few kids Little Debbie's cream filled cakes.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2024 10:40 PM (0Htd1)

156
We refuse to have sex with any person that voted for Trump or supports him !!!!!!!
Posted by: Joy Behar and Whoopie Goldberg

_________

*breathes sigh of relief*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2024 10:40 PM (EsZUh)

157 118 When we were kids, after trick or treating, we would dump our candy on the table and sort it. There were those special people who gave out popcorn balls or caramel apples. What kind of a sadist gives kids little bags of salad?
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2024 10:33 PM (0Htd1)
When I was single I left the door cracked open and the bowl of candy where they could see it. When they reached in I’d jerk the door open wearing a gorilla mask and gloves. Good times.

Posted by: Eromero at October 30, 2024 10:40 PM (LHPAg)

158 =====

Why, yes. Yes, it is.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 10:39 PM (xOnCy)

You are simply a marvelous Bacon Wench, dear Jordan.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2024 10:40 PM (D6+4s)

159 I'm amazed how little interest there is in either the government of the medical community on how peanut allergies went from a rarity two generations ago to rather common and deadly now.

I've wondered that as well.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2024 10:41 PM (uxCna)

160 I boinked my wife in a Honda civic, The backseat of the Volvo 740 wagon was just as wonderful.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 30, 2024 10:41 PM (+H2BX)

161 For an inning there I thought the Yankees were actually trying to lose. They seem to have left the inning behind. 6-5 Yankees right now

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 30, 2024 10:42 PM (aRslG)

162
I'm amazed how little interest there is in either the government of the medical community on how peanut allergies went from a rarity two generations ago to rather common and deadly now.

__________

Global warming
Tax cuts
Net neutrality

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2024 10:42 PM (EsZUh)

163 Great..... More for us !!!!!!!

Posted by: Bill Clinton and Doug Emhoff at October 30, 2024 10:42 PM (Qfk4E)

164 Throwing a personal curve ball with ...

AJA, Steely Dan and that otherworld drum solo.

My eye...

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 30, 2024 10:42 PM (TDvv2)

165 Hope everyone is amused

https://tinyurl.com/4vseh62h

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2024 10:42 PM (S/5vU)

166 popcorn balls are ass, especially in high humidity conditions

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at October 30, 2024 10:42 PM (sJHOI)

167 I do remember some days school lunches were...a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

So peanuts, gluten, and a ton of sugar. And somehow we all survived and fat kids were rare...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 30, 2024 10:42 PM (oZhjI)

168 Some of those airlines on that crash list have been around a long time and air safety has improved since the '60s and '70s. But now that Eagle Airlines appears to have started in 1998. That is worth a second look.
Posted by: Rex B at October 30, 2024 10:38 PM (Qs9lt)

There are may airlines, some quite major, not on the list at all. Air Canada, BOAC, Qantas, Japan Airlines, Korean Air, Aeroflot, many, many others.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2024 10:42 PM (IdDTk)

169 Bacon is sugar free isn't it?
———

Not necessarily, be sure to check the label. For some reason I learned about sprinkling “a little beet” of brown sugar on bacon whilst frying from the Gomer Pyle show. He was a good cook and impressed a general or something. I don’t remember anything about that show other than pretty lame but every once in a while sprinkle a little bit of brown sugar on frying bacon. Very nice.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 30, 2024 10:42 PM (rVgO5)

170 Hope everyone is amused

https://tinyurl.com/4vseh62h


That girl has a nice pair of balls

Posted by: Not David French at October 30, 2024 10:43 PM (oZhjI)

171 Quote II
“I truly felt like I was being kidnapped. I am so disappointed in my government. It’s not funny.” 66-year-old Penny McCarthy
_____

I'm still in favor pf shutting down the FBI and turning their functions over to the US Marshals. But damn, they all suck at their job.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at October 30, 2024 10:43 PM (fs1hN)

172 I'm amazed how little interest there is in either the government of the medical community on how peanut allergies went from a rarity two generations ago to rather common and deadly now.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 30, 2024 10:38 PM (oZhjI)

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Look buddy, it’s not like there’s some taxpayer-funded National Institute of Allergy or what-have-you. And if there were, they’d be far too busy slamming toddlers immune systems with dozens of vaccines.

Posted by: Novo Nordisk Lobbyist at October 30, 2024 10:43 PM (FC8SQ)

173 You are simply a marvelous Bacon Wench, dear Jordan.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2024 10:40 PM (D6+4s)

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Why thank you, Ladyl!

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 10:43 PM (xOnCy)

174
Give the little bastards licorice. The earlier they learn about shattered dreams the better.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2024 10:44 PM (EsZUh)

175 The DOJ is a creation of Congress. Congress can kill it.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 30, 2024 10:44 PM (+H2BX)

176 I'm still in favor pf shutting down the FBI and turning their functions over to the US Marshals. But damn, they all suck at their job.

Back in the day Marshals doing this would have been fired. Not paid leave or BS like that, but straight out fired.

But there are NO consequences for government workers screwing up and more - so they do lazy, stupid things on a regular basis.

People respond to incentives or the lack there of.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 30, 2024 10:44 PM (oZhjI)

177 165 Hope everyone is amused

https://tinyurl.com/4vseh62h

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2024 10:42 PM (S/5vU)

She... Has... Four... Ears.

Posted by: Locutus Picard at October 30, 2024 10:44 PM (i0F8b)

178 That settles it, I'm wearing my safety vest to vote next week.

I'm planning on wearing the Class 3A body armor next week when I'm in Houston.

Posted by: Bitter, Deplorable Unknown Garbage Under Pressure at October 30, 2024 10:44 PM (rHxhM)

179 154 Dominique Morgan, 43, of Atlanta, was already making $200,000 a year as the executive director of the Brooklyn-based Okra Project when she stole $99,000 during a roughly two-week period in July 2022, prosecutors allege.

--

In this case, the money was better spent on luxuries than if it were used for its intended purpose - bailing out violent trannies.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 30, 2024 10:40 PM (WbaIk
What kind of evil bastards use the noble okra, king of vegetables, in such a sacreligious way?

Posted by: Eromero at October 30, 2024 10:44 PM (LHPAg)

180
Can someone post the link to Coc's memorial page, please? It has disappeared from the sidebar.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2024 10:44 PM (xG4kz)

181 I think you meant vinaigrette-ette.
Posted by: mikeski

They're making salad dressing out of our womenfolk???
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat Poison


"Dressing for," not "dressing made from." I've heard it's what they wrassle in at the MoMes.

Posted by: mikeski at October 30, 2024 10:45 PM (DgGvY)

182 Give the little bastards licorice. The earlier they learn about shattered dreams the better.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2024 10:44 PM (EsZUh)

Mmmmmmm licorice, real licorice

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 10:45 PM (MGB5H)

183 Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 10:39 PM (xOnCy)

You are simply a marvelous Bacon Wench, dear Jordan.
Posted by: Ladyl

Heh, so along with the full size candy bars each kiddo gets a slice of bacon. I like this plan.

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat Poison at October 30, 2024 10:45 PM (vJiyU)

184 Give the little bastards licorice. The earlier they learn about shattered dreams the better.

*fist bump*

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 30, 2024 10:45 PM (mH6SG)

185 Give the little bastards licorice. The earlier they learn about shattered dreams the better.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2024 10:44 PM (EsZUh)

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You misspelled "a box of raisins".

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 10:46 PM (xOnCy)

186 Give the little bastards licorice. The earlier they learn about shattered dreams the better.


You monster, how can you be so cruel to little kids?

We will be handing out good candy like circus peanuts, hard ribbon candy and candy corn at our house.

Posted by: Friendly Neighbor at October 30, 2024 10:46 PM (kGXY9)

187 I'm still in favor pf shutting down the FBI and turning their functions over to the US Marshals. But damn, they all suck at their job.

I'm more in favor of shutting down the FBI and US Marshals and turning over their functions to Pinkertons and a rotating schedule of high-T vigilantes.

Posted by: Bitter, Deplorable Unknown Garbage Under Pressure at October 30, 2024 10:46 PM (rHxhM)

188 159 I'm amazed how little interest there is in either the government of the medical community on how peanut allergies went from a rarity two generations ago to rather common and deadly now.

I've wondered that as well.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2024 10:41 PM (uxCna)

Like the reefer, today's peanuts are much more powerful.

Posted by: The Peanut is Angry! at October 30, 2024 10:47 PM (ZJMkH)

189 131 >Bacon is sugar free isn't it?

Not the maple kind.

Posted by: YouTube Dog at October 30, 2024 10:36 PM (i0F8b)

Damn, foiled again.

Posted by: javems at October 30, 2024 10:47 PM (8I4hW)

190 Look buddy, it’s not like there’s some taxpayer-funded National Institute of Allergy or what-have-you. And if there were, they’d be far too busy slamming toddlers immune systems with dozens of vaccines.
Posted by: Novo Nordisk Lobbyist at October 30, 2024 10:43 PM (FC8SQ)

That and keeping kids sheltered away from everything cause they'll "get sick". Kids go to schools now never encountering a peanut.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 10:47 PM (MGB5H)

191 You can only see three ears Jean-Luc

French? *pauses* Just go away.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2024 10:47 PM (S/5vU)

192 We will be handing out good candy like circus peanuts, hard ribbon candy and candy corn at our house.
Posted by: Friendly Neighbor at October 30, 2024 10:46 PM (kGXY9)

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What are your thoughts on banana Laffy Taffy?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 10:47 PM (xOnCy)

193 We will be handing out good candy like circus peanuts, hard ribbon candy and candy corn at our house.
Posted by: Friendly Neighbor at October 30, 2024 10:46 PM (kGXY9)

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Now don't you go rippin' on candy corn.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 30, 2024 10:48 PM (kbyy+)

194 South Carolina woman and her Georgia lover tussling in the grass — britches down, according to an incident report.
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OK....which one of you did this on the way back from the TX MoMe?

Posted by: scampydog at October 30, 2024 10:48 PM (41CYW)

195 In those days USDA farm price support commodities were shipped to school districts for free or near enough. The taxpayers were paying farmers not to grow certain foods, and purchasing others at a guaranteed price.

This allowed, at least, free or reduced price school lunches. I think it was .40c and they served a bowl of red chili with that peanut butter sammich. We had a fat kid in school, there was usually one or two.

I did see some kids that were not as fortunate to have a lot of different clothes and I am sure the lunchroom ladies fed him plenty extra, too.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 30, 2024 10:48 PM (rVgO5)

196 Have these dipshits even done any studies to see what stickers and playdough do to kids teeth? I guarantee the answer is NO!
Posted by: irrigh


Playdough is half salt. Those kids are going to be bloated.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2024 10:48 PM (0Htd1)

197 There are may airlines, some quite major, not on the list at all. Air Canada, BOAC, Qantas, Japan Airlines, Korean Air, Aeroflot, many, many others.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2024 10:42 PM (IdDTk)

Thought I saw Korean on there. But now Aeroflot, pretty sure they're always crashing.

Posted by: Rex B at October 30, 2024 10:48 PM (Qs9lt)

198 We will be handing out good candy like circus peanuts, hard ribbon candy and candy corn at our house.
Posted by: Friendly Neighbor at October 30, 2024 10:46 PM (kGXY9)

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What are your thoughts on banana Laffy Taffy?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October

Yall are haters! I'm swinging by!

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 10:48 PM (MGB5H)

199 Clicked on the Steve Bannon article. "Biden family is worried about the effects of prison on 5 years sober Hunter". LOL. if Hunter is 5 years sober I'm the queen.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 30, 2024 10:48 PM (CKOCg)

200 Give the little bastards licorice. The earlier they learn about shattered dreams the better.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Am I a bad person? Cause I laughed way too hard at this.

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat Poison at October 30, 2024 10:49 PM (vJiyU)

201 The Royal College of Surgeons has urged trick or treaters not to eat lollipops or sweets to avoid tooth decay.

__________

The Royal College of Sturgeons has urged trick or treaters not to eat fish or seafood.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2024 10:39 PM (EsZUh)

***

The Royal College of Virgins has urged trick or treaters not to eat—

Posted by: Novo Nordisk Lobbyist at October 30, 2024 10:49 PM (FC8SQ)

202 177 165 Hope everyone is amused

https://tinyurl.com/4vseh62h

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2024 10:42 PM (S/5vU)

She... Has... Four... Ears.

Posted by: Locutus Picard at October 30, 2024 10:44 PM


The better to hear you with, my dear!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 30, 2024 10:49 PM (HlyYF)

203 Have these dipshits even done any studies to see what stickers and playdough do to kids teeth? I guarantee the answer is NO!
Posted by: irrigh

Playdough is half salt. Those kids are going to be bloated.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2024 10:48 PM (0Htd1)

Don't forget for crayons

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 10:49 PM (MGB5H)

204 194 South Carolina woman and her Georgia lover tussling in the grass — britches down, according to an incident report.
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OK....which one of you did this on the way back from the TX MoMe?
Posted by: scampydog at October 30, 2024 10:48 PM (41CYW)


Please don't judge me.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2024 10:50 PM (D6+4s)

205 I remember emptying my bag of Halloween goodies on the kitchen table. I separated the licorice and exclaimed "WTF is this!". My dear Ma administered the appropriate disciplinary actions.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 30, 2024 10:50 PM (mH6SG)

206 186 Give the little bastards licorice. The earlier they learn about shattered dreams the better.


You monster, how can you be so cruel to little kids?

We will be handing out good candy like circus peanuts, hard ribbon candy and candy corn at our house.
Posted by: Friendly Neighbor at October 30, 2024 10:46 PM (kGXY9)

One year, I wanted to hand out wasabi kit-kats, importable from Japan. But they were expensive. And someone here, I believe it was Eris, fairly pointed out that I was a soulless monster. So I didn't. But I still regret not doing so.

Posted by: Discount Bin Lex Luthor at October 30, 2024 10:50 PM (ZJMkH)

207 Bacon is sugar free.

But the maple bar underneath the bacon is not sugar free.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage deplorable at October 30, 2024 10:50 PM (n9Tky)

208 I'm amazed how little interest there is in either the government of the medical community on how peanut allergies went from a rarity two generations ago to rather common and deadly now.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 30, 2024 10:38 PM (oZhjI)


The adjuvants in vaccines are there to alert the immune system enough so it picks up the fragments of dead pathogens that consist of the vaccine. and create enough of an immune response that in the future if the pathogen is encountered again it will cause a large immune response.
I do think that if the adjuvants can trigger an immune system to fragments of pathogens, it can trigger an immune responses to peanuts, seafood, gluten, and any other protein encountered during that achy and fevered period.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2024 10:50 PM (D7oie)

209 The plane crash article is virtually worthless. They included the 9/11 hijackings as "crashes" for both United and American. Nor was there any sort of calculation of crash instance vs. passenger mile.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Not virtually worthless, Totally Worthless. It lists AA with 11 crashes. Looking at a wiki list, they had 12 fatal crashes in the 1930s.

Posted by: Chuck C at October 30, 2024 10:50 PM (yOPBE)

210 205 I remember emptying my bag of Halloween goodies on the kitchen table. I separated the licorice and exclaimed "WTF is this!". My dear Ma administered the appropriate disciplinary actions.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 30, 2024 10:50 PM (mH6SG)

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Lifebuoy?

Posted by: Ralphie at October 30, 2024 10:50 PM (kbyy+)

211 Or put another way Congress at least paid lip service to understanding what’s what. Instead of burying all that surplus Cheddar in a cave, they distributed it to schools.

It made sense at the time. And we ate like kings compared to more recent years. “Here, have a piece of lettuce and a roll”. Remember the school lunch scandals? What was up with that?

Posted by: Common Tater at October 30, 2024 10:51 PM (rVgO5)

212 >South Carolina woman and her Georgia lover tussling in the grass — britches down, according to an incident report.

Cousins?

Posted by: davidt at October 30, 2024 10:51 PM (i0F8b)

213 Hope everyone is amused

https://tinyurl.com/4vseh62h
Posted by: Anna Puma

I am easily amused

Posted by: Miklos calls this a W at October 30, 2024 10:51 PM (FRB3p)

214 Thought I saw Korean on there. But now Aeroflot, pretty sure they're always crashing.
Posted by: Rex B at October 30, 2024 10:48 PM (Qs9lt)

Could have been. I just went from memory. But no way is that list comprehensive. Is Southwest on it? Alegiant? Emirates?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2024 10:51 PM (IdDTk)

215 I just enjoy the concept of having a half-elf, half cat-girl. So been making Tensor generate such.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2024 10:51 PM (S/5vU)

216 Like the reefer, today's peanuts are much more powerful.
Posted by: The Peanut is Angry! at October 30, 2024 10:47 PM (ZJMkH)

“Scromiting.”

Posted by: Boomer Lunatic Ann Coulter at October 30, 2024 10:51 PM (FC8SQ)

217
The daughter of a good friend has opined that trail mix is "chocolate and disappointment".

We will have booked out to the location for our annual gem and mineral show by the time the (fewer than one dozen) trick or treaters come calling. It is really sad how much that activity has trailed off -- I cannot recall the last time we had true crowds of kids come calling that evening.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2024 10:51 PM (xG4kz)

218 @186: "We will be handing out good candy like circus peanuts, hard ribbon candy and candy corn at our house."

Bit-O-Honey too! Several years old preferred.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 30, 2024 10:52 PM (qwhe+)

219 No one will allow the childhood vaccine schedule to be reviewed for safety because the cost of compensation for damages would break the government's bank if it discovered that it was killing and disabling kids.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2024 10:52 PM (D7oie)

220 Give the little bastards licorice. The earlier they learn about shattered dreams the better.

Candy Corn and Circus Peanut "candy" makers have entered the chat.

Posted by: Chuck C at October 30, 2024 10:52 PM (yOPBE)

221 Hey there Hordelings! I see some mighty fine folks here tonight.

Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 10:52 PM (RFPHU)

222 No one will allow the childhood vaccine schedule to be reviewed for safety because the cost of compensation for damages would break the government's bank if it discovered that it was killing and disabling kids.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2024 10:52 PM (D7oie)

Enter RFKj

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 10:52 PM (MGB5H)

223 194 South Carolina woman and her Georgia lover tussling in the grass — britches down, according to an incident report.
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OK....which one of you did this on the way back from the TX MoMe?

Posted by: scampydog at October 30, 2024 10:48 PM


Uh ... PI and Bride of PI did not travel home on THAT highway.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 30, 2024 10:52 PM (HlyYF)

224 She... Has... Four... Ears.
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If she has four and if that means that he got zero, this is the rare, mythical, win-win situation.

Posted by: scampydog at October 30, 2024 10:52 PM (41CYW)

225 >>We will be handing out good candy like circus peanuts, hard ribbon candy and candy corn at our house.

Where does the hate for circus peanuts come from? Long after we are all dust circus peanuts from the 1800s will still be as edible as the day they were made. They endure.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2024 10:53 PM (LkLld)

226 Strange this McDonald’s outbreak happened right after Trump did his McDonalds thing.

Posted by: Settled Science - Deplorable Garbage at October 30, 2024 10:53 PM (dWKBd)

227 221 Hey there Hordelings! I see some mighty fine folks here tonight.
Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 10:52 PM (RFPHU)

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Nope. They're all garbage.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 30, 2024 10:53 PM (kbyy+)

228 Some of those old coffee flavored hard candies that grandmothers always had maybe forty years ago would be good too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 30, 2024 10:53 PM (qwhe+)

229 Nurse!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2024 10:54 PM (D6+4s)

230 We will have booked out to the location for our annual gem and mineral show by the time the (fewer than one dozen) trick or treaters come calling. It is really sad how much that activity has trailed off -- I cannot recall the last time we had true crowds of kids come calling that evening.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2024 10:51 PM (xG4kz)

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We had 100-150 kids last year.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 10:54 PM (xOnCy)

231
Her Majesty likes candy corn. I can't even look at it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2024 10:54 PM (EsZUh)

232 Is is wrong I’m LMAOing at the Brooklyn story?

Posted by: Settled Science - Deplorable Garbage at October 30, 2024 10:54 PM (dWKBd)

233 Uh ... PI and Bride of PI did not travel home on THAT highway.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 30, 2024 10:52 PM (HlyYF)

So you're saying there is a field off 35 that was checked for tics?

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 10:54 PM (MGB5H)

234 We did that, but it was so the biggest sugarholic (dad) could loot.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat Poison


I used to hide some of my candy, so that when everyone else's was gone, I could bring out what I had left and eat it in front of them. Did the same thing at Easter.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2024 10:54 PM (0Htd1)

235 Where does the hate for circus peanuts come from? Long after we are all dust circus peanuts from the 1800s will still be as edible as the day they were made. They endure.


Circus peanuts find a way.

Posted by: Dr. Ian Malcolm at October 30, 2024 10:54 PM (kGXY9)

236 Nope. They're all garbage.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 30, 2024 10:53 PM (kbyy+)


Gar- BAAAHHHJJ

Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 10:54 PM (RFPHU)

237 One year, I wanted to hand out wasabi kit-kats, importable from Japan. But they were expensive. And someone here, I believe it was Eris, fairly pointed out that I was a soulless monster. So I didn't. But I still regret not doing so.
Posted by: Discount Bin Lex Luthor

Fried chicken embryos and beer

Posted by: Miklos Conehead from....France at October 30, 2024 10:55 PM (FRB3p)

238 Nope. They're all garbage.

*raises hand*

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 30, 2024 10:55 PM (mH6SG)

239 So ...this is weird,

SpaceX launched from Vandenberg this morning at 5 AM
but when I walked out of my house at 6 AM and looked to the eastern sky...there was the rocket contrail all blue and luminescent hovering above the sunrise...but it should have been behind me in the western sky...

What the heck? Did it get caught up in some super high-altitude jet stream?

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 30, 2024 10:55 PM (TDvv2)

240 Where does the hate for circus peanuts come from? Long after we are all dust circus peanuts from the 1800s will still be as edible as the day they were made. They endure.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2024 10:53 PM (LkLld)

Circus peanuts, cockroaches, and Keith Richards.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 10:55 PM (MGB5H)

241 So I dressed up my child as a chicken for Halloween, and Joe Biden attempted to motorboat the baby's torso with his filthy serpent's tongue to taste her humanly essence.

This man is a sick perverted predator who once was known as Senator Puffy Combs in lesser influential circles.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 30, 2024 10:55 PM (fY84s)

242 Global Airlines with the Most Plane Crashes
--
They omitted the Iranian passenger jet that our navy took out in error and the S.Korean(?) plane shot down in USSR airspace.

Also going with the absolute number of crashes is disingenuous. Some of those airlines fly a fraction of planes and a fraction of flights compared to the top two. The comparison needs to be, say, crashes/flights. Pakistani Air was/(is?) very bad, with something like 40% of its pilots having fake licenses.

Posted by: Ciampino - The ground collision at Tenerife at October 30, 2024 10:55 PM (i0xsb)

243 Uh ... PI and Bride of PI did not travel home on THAT highway.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 30, 2024 10:52 PM (HlyYF)

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She's awesome, by the way.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 10:56 PM (xOnCy)

244 I do think that if the adjuvants can trigger an immune system to fragments of pathogens, it can trigger an immune responses to peanuts, seafood, gluten, and any other protein encountered during that achy and fevered period.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2024 10:50 PM (D7oie)

***

Disinformation! Vaccine denial!

If this were true, then chronic inflammatory diseases in kids would be off the charts over the last 40 years.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at October 30, 2024 10:56 PM (FC8SQ)

245 Bacon is sugar free isn't it?

I went to a party where one of the appetizers was bacon that was coated in brown sugar. I'm not sure how they prepared it, but dang, was that good.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2024 10:56 PM (0Htd1)

246 We had 100-150 kids last year.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 10:54 PM (xOnCy)


Wow, you're FERTILE!

Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 10:56 PM (RFPHU)

247 I wonder if there are any garbage collection companies around that use orange bins. Especially in red states.

Posted by: electronic means at October 30, 2024 10:56 PM (VV/8N)

248 If I run out of candy would ammo be in poor taste?

Only if it is small arms ammo.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2024 10:38 PM

Fun Size!

Posted by: reason at October 30, 2024 10:57 PM (gtfA6)

249 She's awesome, by the way.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 10:56 PM (xOnCy)

CONCUR!

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 10:57 PM (MGB5H)

250 When I was a kid I don’t remember anyone being allergic to peanuts. Now every 2nd kid will instantly self combust if they come within 20 ft of a peanut.

As the kids would say, something’s sus here.

Posted by: Settled Science - Deplorable Garbage at October 30, 2024 10:57 PM (dWKBd)

251 Back in the day, in MD, BFI was run by the mob. The dude lived up the street. Fairly bucolic neighborhood, yet here was this joint with faux marble statues, white iron fencing... the whole Italian mafia motif going on. New Caddie every year. Never mingled with the 'little people' in the 'hood.

Got busted around 1978. It was, for us, a BFD.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2024 10:57 PM (Q4IgG)

252 Doof!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2024 10:57 PM (D6+4s)

253 >>If I run out of candy would ammo be in poor taste?

Depends on how it is delivered.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2024 10:58 PM (LkLld)

254 Corn...of candy.

Think about that.

Candy that looks like corn, Right?

I support free corn-like candy for everyone

Posted by: Kummala via Miklos at October 30, 2024 10:58 PM (FRB3p)

255 I like the blue Play-Doh the best. Tastes good and holds the flavor better than the others.

Posted by: Ken-Do at October 30, 2024 10:58 PM (nS6qG)

256
Wow, you're FERTILE!
Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 10:56 PM (RFPHU)

________

Mr. Jordan swam over her.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2024 10:58 PM (EsZUh)

257 Is is wrong I’m LMAOing at the Brooklyn story?
Posted by: Settled Science - Deplorable Garbage at October 30, 2024 10:54 PM (dWKBd)

Heh. Pretty sure that "woman" is a male. LOL.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2024 10:59 PM (IdDTk)

258 Doof!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2024 10:57 PM (D6+4s)


Hello lovely lady!

Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 10:59 PM (RFPHU)

259 What the heck? Did it get caught up in some super high-altitude jet stream?

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 30, 2024 10:55 PM (TDvv2)


lol.

You still believe whole rotating spheroid thing?

Posted by: Wake Up at October 30, 2024 10:59 PM (kGXY9)

260 Enjoyed the music selections tonight.

All Hallow's Eve Eve. Should be cool but no rain tomorrow night for the little goblin moochers. Such as they may be. We had a nice everybody-knew-each-other neighborhood when I was a kid, and we'd just go door-to-door down one side of the street and back up the other. Lotta loot. That was another age.

When Mom was older, her home was popular on Hallowe'en, because she went to the trouble of putting a bunch of different candies tied in a baggie, for each kid. Her last couple of years she didn't do anything anymore. Sad.

When MiladyJo and I first moved to Chicago, back last century, we were in a third-floor walk-up. We didn't know what to expect for Hallowe'en, but didn't anticipate many.

We only had only one ring of the bell. Buzzed them in and three teenagers trudged up the stairs. They had no costumes, but they looked like they'd had a run-in with Slimer.

"What are you guys supposed to be?" I asked.

They looked at each other, and one said, "We're a mess!" And they were. They'd just been egged by other kids.

They got copious candy from us, for their originality.

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's wet out tonight at October 30, 2024 10:59 PM (NH5Mt)

261 I used to hide some of my candy, so that when everyone else's was gone, I could bring out what I had left and eat it in front of them. Did the same thing at Easter.
Posted by: nerdygirl

You and my brother....jerks. (smiley face icon here)

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat Poison at October 30, 2024 10:59 PM (vJiyU)

262 226 Strange this McDonald’s outbreak happened right after Trump did his McDonalds thing.

Posted by: Settled Science - Deplorable Garbage at October 30, 2024 10:53 PM (dWKBd)
Asymmetrical warfare op by deepstate, yo.

Posted by: Eromero at October 30, 2024 10:59 PM (LHPAg)

263 132: "If I run out of candy would ammo be in poor taste?"

Sometimes I got small boxes of bang snaps as a kid. Anyone else? Or did I live in a slightly more fun and subversive suburb than usual?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 30, 2024 10:59 PM (qwhe+)

264 Peanuts

On a double fudge sundae with cherries and whipped cream

have ALWAYS been American.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 30, 2024 11:00 PM (TDvv2)

265 Doof!!!
Posted by: Ladyl

You two at the same place and the same time...

*calls insurance agent*

Posted by: Miklos is also an Actual Real Person, and Smart, not like what they say at October 30, 2024 11:00 PM (FRB3p)

266
Playdough is half salt. Those kids are going to be bloated.
Posted by: nerdygirl


I recently watched a show on the origin of PlayDough. Interesting enough, I guess.

Two weekends ago at the Cub Scouts' camporee the two gKids made slime at one of the activity stations. As they had promised not to open it until they returned home, I put it the two bags in my car.

They forgot about them. When I took them home, I showed and identified the contents of the two bags to our son and asked, "What do you want done with these?" "There's a green trash bin outside that is simply begging for them." So I complied in order to keep being able to see the young 'uns.

Now, I think that I ought to have brought the bags to our house and watched them like a hawk. Who am I to deny them childhood fun?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2024 11:00 PM (xG4kz)

267 265 Doof!!!
Posted by: Ladyl

You two at the same place and the same time...

*calls insurance agent*
Posted by: Miklos is also an Actual Real Person, and Smart, not like what they say at October 30, 2024 11:00 PM (FRB3p)


Yep. Expect trouble.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2024 11:01 PM (D6+4s)

268 In my neighborhood the houses with the most Halloween decorations tend to be the ones with Democrat yard signs. It’s weird. Pedos maybe luring the kid in?

Posted by: Settled Science - Deplorable Garbage at October 30, 2024 11:01 PM (dWKBd)

269 I flew a lot on airlines in Africa, Air Zaire, Gabon, Nigeria, Air Amaz. Most, if not all, were leased airplanes from U.S. manufactures, with ground and U.S. or European air crews. Never felt unsafe. Now Aeroflot..........

Posted by: javems at October 30, 2024 11:02 PM (8I4hW)

270 Nice ladle-full of baked beans seems to please the trick-or-treaters.

Posted by: Stokely Van-Camp at October 30, 2024 11:02 PM (nS6qG)

271 Some of those old coffee flavored hard candies that grandmothers always had maybe forty years ago would be good too.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 30, 2024 10:53 PM (qwhe+)


Kopiko is the brand I find now, they are in the asian markets and are from Indonesia.
I used to keep them in my kit for those days when you gotta keep going and you kind of want to sit down for a bit.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2024 11:02 PM (D7oie)

272 Share a Memory
Share Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Share by Email
Mr. Victor Lee Smith
March 9, 1951 - October 23, 2024

https://tinyurl.com/msj5nysy

It's the Tribute Wall; I don't know if it has the videos people are discussing on it or elsewhere at the site.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 30, 2024 11:02 PM (hovnC)

273 I wonder if there are any garbage collection companies around that use orange bins. Especially in red states.
Posted by: electronic means
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Company out of Moose Lake, MN that runs orange trucks and roll off dumpsters. Their bins are blue however, like MN.

Posted by: scampydog at October 30, 2024 11:02 PM (41CYW)

274 Circus peanuts. Yum.

Posted by: Kammi at October 30, 2024 11:02 PM (mH6SG)

275 Trail Mix - this is fun. If it is “disappointing” you ain’t making it correctly .

Granola is just baked oats, bound together with your own stuff. Maple syrup, honey, salt, cinnamon, butter or even bacon grease in lieu of seed oils. Mixed nuts, or your favorite. Fantastic! Starve a Hippie, make your own! I bet with some rough calculations one could create a Bacon based granola with the perfect ratio of Protein, Fat, Carbs, and Chocolate. If chocolate covered Bacon isn’t a thing, well by golly it should be.

Just cut it up into bars on the trail. 4 or 6 a day, you’re all set. Mix in some freeze dried coffee for a little zip, too. Of course your companions would throw you in a crevasse after a couple days of this on the trail, probably suited more for the ultralite and solo-hiker folks.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 30, 2024 11:02 PM (rVgO5)

276 Pakistani Air was/(is?) very bad, with something like 40% of its pilots having fake licenses.
Posted by: Ciampino

I am informing that all such issues are resolving.

Posted by: "Greg" from the Pakistani Certification Authority at October 30, 2024 11:03 PM (FRB3p)

277 I actually had to work today dammit! Everyone take it down a notch.

The dems are doing anything to try and juice their turnout, which is lagging. They want the news to be all bad all the time. The cases they are winning or losing are turned to their most advantage from a PR perspective. They know after 20 we are jumpy.

Nothing has been done that is massively terrible. Even the reports from Michigan were a bit over the top. There has been some learnings from 2020 and the RNC is definitely more on the ball than this time. If a bunch of non postmarked ballots show up on Wednesday in NV I have a thought that won't go over quite so easily.

The polling is strongly favorable, and has been for sometime. The Harris surge was always oversold because they had to do something. Harris' negatives have been moving towards their historical levels. Early voting is strong. All of sudden the dems talking about non-dem leaning polling and a democrat voting day surge are just ops. What else can they say.

There will be silliness, and some attempts at fraud, like always. But with million fewer unsecured ballots out there, the cheat at the levels necessary for Harris to win is a very long shot.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 30, 2024 11:03 PM (uLt48)

278
Wow, you're FERTILE!
Posted by: Doof


Poppin' 'em out like a malfunctioning tee-shirt gun, she was!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2024 11:03 PM (xG4kz)

279 #272 It's the Tribute Wall; I don't know if it has the videos people are discussing on it or elsewhere at the site.
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Just scrolled down a bit and saw blue browser tabs for a Video etc. sections.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 30, 2024 11:03 PM (hovnC)

280 But now Aeroflot, pretty sure they're always crashing.

Aeroflot had a horrible safety record in Soviet days, but since 2000 its had only two fatal crashes - once in 2008, and one in 2019.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2024 11:04 PM (uxCna)

281 Yep. Expect trouble.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2024 11:01 PM (D6+4s)


Maybe from YOU! I'm an angel.

Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 11:04 PM (RFPHU)

282 I don’t know what would make your Halloween, but if Harris were to put on whiteface, a sequined bodice and lipsync Taylor Swift, that would be acceptable. Slappy Emhoff could pretend to be Kelce, if we use a lot of imagination.

Posted by: electronic means at October 30, 2024 11:04 PM (VV/8N)

283 Never felt unsafe. Now Aeroflot..........
Posted by: javems at October 30, 2024 11:02 PM (8I4hW)

_________

Kids fly free? Kids fly plane!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Aeroflot_Flight_593

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2024 11:04 PM (EsZUh)

284 Her Majesty likes candy corn. I can't even look at it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2024 10:54 PM
-

Hear me out...
In your hand, get 4 candy corns. Then put into the same hand 4 salted dry roasted peanuts.

Put it all in your mouth at the same time.

It tastes like a bite of Payday bar.

Posted by: reason at October 30, 2024 11:04 PM (XPj+h)

285 Could have been. I just went from memory. But no way is that list comprehensive. Is Southwest on it? Alegiant? Emirates?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2024 10:51 PM


Southwest's incidents have been runway overruns, depressurizations, landing gear collapse, and engine/fan blade failure. Their one passenger fatality was from engine turbine failure causing loss of cabin pressure. Their only other fatality was from a runway overrun at MDW which killed a car passenger on 55th St.

Posted by: Chuck C at October 30, 2024 11:05 PM (yOPBE)

286 Other stuff

https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2024 11:05 PM (S/5vU)

287 It's the Tribute Wall; I don't know if it has the videos people are discussing on it or elsewhere at the site.

There are tabs for each.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 30, 2024 11:05 PM (mH6SG)

288
I think the friend's daughter simply had a strong preference for chocolate above anything else.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2024 11:05 PM (xG4kz)

289
When is Nancy Pelosi going to retire? Does she want to make a pathetic ass of herself like Dianne Feinstein and Joe Biden?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 30, 2024 11:05 PM (3780D)

290 First time I ever saw a trash hauler in a white dress shirt & cufflinks, but...

I like it!

Trump's rapid response team deserves a game ball, if all goes well.

Btw, next Tuesday is very important! (NFL trade deadline)

Posted by: mnw at October 30, 2024 11:05 PM (NLIak)

291 Yep. Expect trouble.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2024 11:01 PM (D6+4s)

Maybe from YOU! I'm an angel.
Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 11:04 PM (RFPHU)

But Disco Doof. You gotta watch out for that guy.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:05 PM (MGB5H)

292 >> Company out of Moose Lake, MN that runs orange trucks and roll off dumpsters.
———
You could have a lot of fun with this.

Posted by: electronic means at October 30, 2024 11:05 PM (VV/8N)

293 It tastes like a bite of Payday bar.
Posted by: reason at October 30, 20

=====

I mean...just eat a Payday bar then.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 11:05 PM (xOnCy)

294 If a bunch of non postmarked ballots show up on Wednesday in NV I have a thought that won't go over quite so easily.



Who will stop them from being counted? The courts said they are legit ballots.

Posted by: Settled Science - Deplorable Garbage at October 30, 2024 11:06 PM (dWKBd)

295 161 For an inning there I thought the Yankees were actually trying to lose. They seem to have left the inning behind. 6-5 Yankees right now
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Oh, oh.

Another "interesting inning" in play right now.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 30, 2024 11:06 PM (hovnC)

296 233 Uh ... PI and Bride of PI did not travel home on THAT highway.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 30, 2024 10:52 PM

So you're saying there is a field off 35 that was checked for tics?

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 10:54 PM


I have no knowledge about any tic survveyyssssss.

It sure is hard to type when I am this damn itchy!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 30, 2024 11:06 PM (HlyYF)

297 Hm. Coffee flavored candy. Those were tasty. We always got some weird looking cookies during the holidays.

The ones that looked like those blobs of concrete turds scraped off when laying a brick wall always got eaten last.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 30, 2024 11:06 PM (rVgO5)

298 Harris has so many dictatorial traits:
--Refuses to answer questions, or explain
--Makes no promises that would constrain her
--Stays happily on message despite opposition
--Has a history as an arrogant, brutal prosecutor
--Makes outrageous, baseless accusations against opponents
--History of huge staff turnover

Now -- make her the most powerful politician in the world. What can we expect?


Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at October 30, 2024 11:06 PM (E8rut)

299 291 Yep. Expect trouble.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2024 11:01 PM (D6+4s)

Maybe from YOU! I'm an angel.
Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 11:04 PM (RFPHU)

But Disco Doof. You gotta watch out for that guy.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:05 PM (MGB5H)


Holy cow. Doof can really sing and dance!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2024 11:07 PM (D6+4s)

300 Back in the 1960s, many kids used paper bags to carry their candy while trick or treating. My dad would flick the bag with his fingers while pretending to drop candy in them. He manly did that if he thought their costumes were lousy.

Posted by: Archer at October 30, 2024 11:07 PM (IDphi)

301 -
Where does the hate for circus peanuts come from? Long after we are all dust circus peanuts from the 1800s will still be as edible as the day they were made. They endure.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Circus peanuts will also be dust then. Circus peanuts are dust now.

Posted by: irright at October 30, 2024 11:07 PM (rcc2P)

302 I'm still in favor pf shutting down the FBI and turning their functions over to the US Marshals. But damn, they all suck at their job.
Posted by: Chuck Martel


I read that story. The incompetence was mind blowing. They did absolutely nothing to establish that woman's identity. Who the heck is in charge of hiring for these agencies?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2024 11:07 PM (0Htd1)

303 CANDY CORNS!!!

THE REPUBLIC LIVES!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 30, 2024 11:07 PM (TDvv2)

304 289 Morticia

She's retiring from Congress at the end of her current term, i.e., in January.

Posted by: mnw at October 30, 2024 11:07 PM (NLIak)

305 Good evening Garbage Horde. Thanks MisHum.

Posted by: TRex at October 30, 2024 11:08 PM (IQ6Gq)

306 I went to a party where one of the appetizers was bacon that was coated in brown sugar. I'm not sure how they prepared it, but dang, was that good.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2024 10:56 PM (0Htd1)


Coat in brown sugar put it in an air fryer

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at October 30, 2024 11:08 PM (QfvaV)

307 199 Clicked on the Steve Bannon article. "Biden family is worried about the effects of prison on 5 years sober Hunter". LOL. if Hunter is 5 years sober I'm the queen.
--------
So, they just admitted the White House cocaine was Kamala's.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 30, 2024 11:08 PM (hovnC)

308 159 I'm amazed how little interest there is in either the government of the medical community on how peanut allergies went from a rarity two generations ago to rather common and deadly now.

I've wondered that as well.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 30, 2024 10:41 PM (uxCna)

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If the WSJ is to be believed (yeah, I know), this problem, like many others, is a result of media sensationalism combined with medical industry incompetence.

https://tinyurl.com/4ym5sr66

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 30, 2024 11:08 PM (QdGJh)

309 I can’t believe they sentence Bannon to prison for defying a Congressional subpoena on legitimate grounds. Has this ever been done prior to his sentence?

Socks Sandy Berger stole classified documents and didn’t see a day of jail. IIRC Eric Holder defied a Congressional subpoena with no consequences.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 30, 2024 11:08 PM (D6PGr)

310 281 Yep. Expect trouble.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2024 11:01 PM (D6+4s)

Maybe from YOU! I'm an angel.
Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 11:04 PM (RFPHU)


Oh no you're not.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2024 11:09 PM (D6+4s)

311 Well, I'm here now.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 30, 2024 11:09 PM (GWBtz)

312 I went to a party where one of the appetizers was bacon that was coated in brown sugar. I'm not sure how they prepared it, but dang, was that good.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2024 10:56 PM (0Htd1)

=====

Someone brought cinnamon bacon to the MoMe a couple of years ago. It was yummy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 11:10 PM (xOnCy)

313 But Disco Doof. You gotta watch out for that guy.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:05 PM (MGB5H)

Holy cow. Doof can really sing and dance!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2024 11:07 PM (D6+4s)


I'm glad you guys were entertained! I sure had fun!!

Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 11:10 PM (RFPHU)

314 I wonder if any trick or treaters will come as garbage tomorrow night. I live in a very red state.

Posted by: Archer at October 30, 2024 11:10 PM (IDphi)

315 Can't circus peanuts be repurposed as earplugs?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 30, 2024 11:10 PM (qwhe+)

316 I'm amazed how little interest there is in either the government of the medical community on how peanut allergies went from a rarity two generations ago to rather common and deadly now.

I've wondered that as



How about how gluten allergies were a rarity nobody had heard of to now every AWFL is allergic and need a Gluten Free menu at restaurants. This happened in less than a generation.

Posted by: Settled Science - Deplorable Garbage at October 30, 2024 11:10 PM (dWKBd)

317 I learned early on to hand out some of those tubes of Norwegian fish paste to the kids. Nobody comes back.

Posted by: Jens Jenssen at October 30, 2024 11:10 PM (nS6qG)

318
In the past few days I've seen a couple of demonstrations of Japanese hope for Trump and, by extension, love for America. A parade, a choir, and there's a fun social media girl called Random Yoko who always expresses Japan's fondness for Trump and America.

Show me another country on the planet that gets along that well with the country that dropped 2 atomic bombs on it. There must be something about America.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 30, 2024 11:10 PM (3780D)

319 Good evening Garbage Horde.

Good evening. Together, we unite as Guardians of the Garbage!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 30, 2024 11:10 PM (mH6SG)

320 Morticia

She's retiring from Congress at the end of her current term, i.e., in January.
Posted by: mnw at October

I may be mistaken but I think one of her daughters is "running" for that seat.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:11 PM (MGB5H)

321 313 But Disco Doof. You gotta watch out for that guy.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:05 PM (MGB5H)

Holy cow. Doof can really sing and dance!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2024 11:07 PM (D6+4s)

I'm glad you guys were entertained! I sure had fun!!
Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 11:10 PM (RFPHU)


It was great!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2024 11:11 PM (D6+4s)

322 Strange this McDonald’s outbreak happened right after Trump did his McDonalds thing.

Posted by: Settled Science - Deplorable Garbage at October 30, 2024 10:53 PM (dWKBd)
Asymmetrical warfare op by deepstate, yo.
Posted by: Eromero at October 30, 2024 10:59 PM (LHPAg)

***

How many people die from eat MickyD’s in a normal week? 100? 200?

You’re only hearing about it now because the deep state is scared. They’re threatened by the raw power of a Trump/McGriddle alliance.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at October 30, 2024 11:11 PM (FC8SQ)

323 Hola, Hall.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 30, 2024 11:12 PM (v6JzV)

324 Brooklyn up again 7-6

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:13 PM (MGB5H)

325 US Marshals are usually pretty damn good at their job. So good I guess they couldn’t imagine they had made a mistake and revealed what asses they can be which was previously hidden.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 30, 2024 11:13 PM (D6PGr)

326 Dodgers take the lead!!

Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 11:13 PM (RFPHU)

327 But Disco Doof. You gotta watch out for that guy.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:05 PM (MGB5H)

Holy cow. Doof can really sing and dance!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2024 11:07 PM (D6+4s)

I'm glad you guys were entertained! I sure had fun!!
Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 11:10 PM (RFPHU)


It was great!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2024 11:11 PM (D6+4s)

=====

Husband is disinvited from the MoMe next year because he keeps making me miss all the good stuff.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 11:13 PM (xOnCy)

328 282 I don’t know what would make your Halloween, but if Harris were to put on whiteface, a sequined bodice and lipsync Taylor Swift, that would be acceptable. Slappy Emhoff could pretend to be Kelce, if we use a lot of imagination.
Posted by: electronic means


Well, and Emhoff could smack her around. That would be worth watching.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2024 11:13 PM (0Htd1)

329 320 Batman

So... that relates to my post... how exactly? So Pelosi ISN'T retiring?

Posted by: mnw at October 30, 2024 11:14 PM (NLIak)

330 When I was a little shithead kid I told a friends grandmother I was allergic to peanuts when offered fudge with peanuts in it. I was 7. The next year she made me a special batch with no peanuts.
40+ years that lady made me my own nut free fudge at Christmas time.
She passes away and my friend his mom are talking and she mentions my peanut allergy.
My friend blew up.
"You're talking about Reforger right? The guy with the industrial sized peanut butter jar next to the toaster."

I felt really bad about that one and damn I miss that fudge.

Posted by: Reforger at October 30, 2024 11:14 PM (xcIvR)

331
How about how gluten allergies were a rarity nobody had heard of to now every AWFL is allergic and need a Gluten Free menu at restaurants. This happened in less than a generation.
Posted by: Settled Science - Deplorable Garbage at October 30, 2024 11:10 PM (dWKBd)


I have a real problems with gluten. I read somewhere that wheat was modified in the 1950s or so, to increase gluten, as gluten is responsible for the texture in baked goods.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2024 11:15 PM (D6+4s)

332 Husband is disinvited from the MoMe next year because he keeps making me miss all the good stuff.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 11:13 PM (xOnCy)

The good stuff is MoMe After Dark.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:15 PM (MGB5H)

333 We will be handing out good candy like circus peanuts, hard ribbon candy and candy corn at our house.
Posted by: Friendly Neighbor


My dad would buy circus peanuts, but he was raised during the depression, so he thought anything that wasn't potatoes was a treat.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2024 11:15 PM (0Htd1)

334 When I was young I trick or treated with one of those classic paper mache pumpkins, the few that survived fetch a pretty good price on eBay now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2024 11:15 PM (S6gqv)

335 https://tinyurl.com/msj5nysy

It's the Tribute Wall; I don't know if it has the videos people are discussing on it or elsewhere at the site.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 30, 2024 11:02 PM (hovnC)

Thank you, Andy. Yes, the video is there. A long, long list of people paying their respects, too. As there should be.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2024 11:15 PM (IdDTk)

336 Husband is disinvited from the MoMe next year because he keeps making me miss all the good stuff.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 11:13 PM (xOnCy)


You can subscribe to Disco 's Only Fans account 🤣

Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 11:16 PM (RFPHU)

337 Look at Harris - she is done campaigning. She cannot even say what she will do on day one - even now, less than a week before election day. Trump is out there having fun. He turned the garbage thing on its head with the garbage truck. Classic. The MCDonalds stunt was a masterstroke.

The left panics because they know losing is bad for them and their GOPe comrades. They don't hate us per se, they are resentful we could upset their graft and kink. And a few are worried they could lose a bit more than that. The uniparty had quite a run. This is the beginning of their demise.

Have fun. Be joyous, not Kamila's fake kind. Take a friend to vote. Make sure you have voted. Laugh with Trump. Then say a prayer in your most favored way. Pray for Trump. Pray for Vance. Pray for our country. Give thanks that even though it is tough right now, we won the lottery of life being born here. Neither our founders or our God guaranteed life would be a bed of roses. Be of good cheer and fight for our country, and realize whatever happens this Tuesday, it is the first step in getting our country back. We are just waiting to see how big of a first step it will be.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 30, 2024 11:16 PM (uLt48)

338 You’re only hearing about it now because the deep state is scared. They’re threatened by the raw power of a Trump/McGriddle alliance.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at October 30, 2024 11:11 PM (FC8SQ)


I can't stop laughing

Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2024 11:16 PM (D6+4s)

339 264 Peanuts

On a double fudge sundae with cherries and whipped cream

have ALWAYS been American.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 30, 2024 11:00 PM (TDvv2)
----
Heck yes! In Italian peanuts are called
'noccioline Americane' == little American nuts

Posted by: Ciampino - Goofy & peanuts at October 30, 2024 11:16 PM (i0xsb)

340 325 US Marshals are usually pretty damn good at their job. So good I guess they couldn’t imagine they had made a mistake and revealed what asses they can be which was previously hidden.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 30, 2024 11:13 PM (D6PGr)

The only ones I'm familiar with are the ones providing security for federal court houses, which are basically marshal retirement homes. If real shit ever went down at one, I wouldn't expect a lot from them.

Posted by: Security at Most Courthouses is Sus at October 30, 2024 11:16 PM (ZJMkH)

341 Show me another country on the planet that gets along that well with the country that dropped 2 atomic bombs on it. There must be something about America.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 30, 2024 11:10 PM (3780D)

***

Insufficient number of data points to draw a conclusion. As a control, we’d better drop a couple of nukes on..

*spins tombola, withdraws slip of paper*

France! And..

*returns slip of paper to tombola, spins again, withdraws another slip of paper*

France again!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at October 30, 2024 11:16 PM (FC8SQ)

342

The good stuff is MoMe After Dark.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:15 PM (MGB5H)

The good stuff is reconciliation in the grass. Oh wait..,

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2024 11:16 PM (S6gqv)

343 -
Can't circus peanuts be repurposed as earplugs?
Posted by: Walter Freeman
-

And vice-versa as well.

Posted by: irright at October 30, 2024 11:16 PM (rcc2P)

344 Mindful, do you have the link to his Obit page?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


https://tinyurl.com/RIP-Vic

c/o Our Country is Screwed on the Art Thread

Posted by: mindful webworker - lost time is not found again at October 30, 2024 11:17 PM (NH5Mt)

345 Batman

So... that relates to my post... how exactly? So Pelosi ISN'T retiring?
Posted by: mnw at October 30, 2024 11:14 PM (NLIak)

Just additional info. Like I said I may be mistaken, but I seem to remember her daughter is running for that seat. So no not retiring

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:17 PM (MGB5H)

346 POPCORN BALLS...with orange sprinkles

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 30, 2024 11:17 PM (TDvv2)

347 I have a real problems with gluten. I read somewhere that wheat was modified in the 1950s or so, to increase gluten, as gluten is responsible for the texture in baked goods.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2024 11:15 PM (D6+4s)

OK but up until 2010 very few people had ever had an issue with it. And then one day it was everywhere. Things don’t happen that fast metabolically.

Posted by: Settled Science - Deplorable Garbage at October 30, 2024 11:17 PM (dWKBd)

348 The good stuff is MoMe After Dark.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:15 PM (MGB5H)


Did you just coin that phrase?? It's awesome!!

Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 11:17 PM (RFPHU)

349 306 I went to a party where one of the appetizers was bacon that was coated in brown sugar. I'm not sure how they prepared it, but dang, was that good.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2024 10:56 PM (0Htd1)

Coat in brown sugar put it in an air fryer
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at October 30, 2024 11:08 PM (QfvaV)
------------------

Hear me out.

Take a can of spam, slice it into 1/4" slices, coat it with brown sugar and a little bit of Mrs. Dash, then put it in a smoker over low heat for about 90 minutes. It is absolutely amazing, hot or cold.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 30, 2024 11:17 PM (QdGJh)

350
Have fun. Be joyous, not Kamila's fake kind. Take a friend to vote. Make sure you have voted. Laugh with Trump. Then say a prayer in your most favored way. Pray for Trump. Pray for Vance. Pray for our country. Give thanks that even though it is tough right now, we won the lottery of life being born here. Neither our founders or our God guaranteed life would be a bed of roses. Be of good cheer and fight for our country, and realize whatever happens this Tuesday, it is the first step in getting our country back. We are just waiting to see how big of a first step it will be.
Posted by: Black JEM at October 30, 2024 11:16 PM (uLt4


This exactly.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2024 11:17 PM (D6+4s)

351 I'm not sure what gluten is, but I'm sure it is what makes food taste good.

Zombie John Pinette

Posted by: Archer at October 30, 2024 11:17 PM (IDphi)

352 Kids fly free? Kids fly plane!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Aeroflot_Flight_593

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2024 11:04 PM (EsZUh)

Wow. Haven't heard that story before. Tenerife took place in 1977. We flew KLM and Pan Am occasionally. Never through there that I recall.

Posted by: javems at October 30, 2024 11:18 PM (8I4hW)

353 I mean...just eat a Payday bar then.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 11:05 PM
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Boring.

Posted by: reason at October 30, 2024 11:18 PM (HJOWG)

354 The only ones I'm familiar with are the ones providing security for federal court houses, which are basically marshal retirement homes. If real shit ever went down at one, I wouldn't expect a lot from them.
Posted by: Security at Most Courthouses is Sus at October 30, 2024 11:16 PM (ZJMkH)

***

In 2020 Antifa was setting fire to the Federal courthouse in Portland every night for, like, three months. Basically fuck-all was done about it.

But if you “paraded” outside the Capitol on J6..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at October 30, 2024 11:18 PM (FC8SQ)

355 Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at October 30, 2024 09:46 PM (tmPIh)

These types of leagues are real popular and they do all kinds of silly things in between innings and such. Fan interactions, swag giveaways and what not. It's good baseball that's a lot cheaper than Major league, and a lot of fun.

We like our anthropomorphic animals wielding sports equipment too! They make great mascots.
Posted by: haffhowershower: deplorable clinger MAGAt garbage fascist boil

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Ach, missed this below. Thank you for the kind response. It does sound like a lot of fun, and Werner thinks that perhaps he should check it out. But a catfish? They are delicious, whether battered or breaded, and I have heard of the custom of grabbling, but as a mascot...well, it is better than a crawfish. Ja, ja, Werner knows the Merriam-Webster folks would say "crayfish," but crawfish has a ring to it. Someone must snap up (heh) the Snapping Turtle while it's still out there as a potential mascot.

Goodnight and farewell to all - enjoy All Hallow's Eve, and let us keep up the faith for next Tuesday!

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at October 30, 2024 11:19 PM (tmPIh)

356 Candied Apples...before the LIE of razor blades in the 70's

Another Commie Construct.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 30, 2024 11:19 PM (TDvv2)

357 I like the bit by a comedian whose name I’ve forgotten talking about kids today and how in the next big war all the enemy has to do is drop peanuts and gluten products on our troops.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 30, 2024 11:19 PM (D6PGr)

358 351 I'm not sure what gluten is, but I'm sure it is what makes food taste good.

Zombie John Pinette

Posted by: Archer at October 30, 2024 11:17 PM (IDphi)

He was a comic genius in my book.

Posted by: javems at October 30, 2024 11:19 PM (8I4hW)

359 You misspelled "a box of raisins".
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 10:46 PM (xOnCy)

Calumny

The noble raisin is a perfect great on any occasion.

Posted by: Big Raisin at October 30, 2024 11:19 PM (TTAGa)

360 Evening, OrangeEnt.

Posted by: scampydog at October 30, 2024 11:19 PM (41CYW)

361 The good stuff is MoMe After Dark.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:15 PM (MGB5H)

Did you just coin that phrase?? It's awesome!!
Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 11:17 PM (RFPHU)

In terms of MoMe yah! It's long been a comedian thing where they go blue. "After Dark"

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:19 PM (MGB5H)

362 There are no more circuses, so Circus Peanuts should be discontinued, too.

Posted by: Unemployed Roustabout at October 30, 2024 11:20 PM (nS6qG)

363 Alec Baldwin at the WS game being crowd-blown by Fox but Pat Sajak and John Travolta et alia.

Baldwin didn't shoot anyone yet though.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 30, 2024 11:20 PM (hovnC)

364 Take a can of spam, slice it into 1/4" slices, coat it with brown sugar and a little bit of Mrs. Dash, then put it in a smoker over low heat for about 90 minutes. It is absolutely amazing, hot or cold.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 30, 2024 11:17 PM (QdGJh)

***

You’d probably like Spam musubi, a staple of true Hawaiian cuisine. Look it up.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at October 30, 2024 11:21 PM (FC8SQ)

365 Dodgers take the lead!!
Posted by: Doof
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Babylon about to fall. NY sports, talk radio going to be a riot. And psychiatrist offices will be booked for a spell. Hopefully overbooked after Tuesday.

Posted by: scampydog at October 30, 2024 11:21 PM (41CYW)

366
I think there is no way you can fail if you join the "trans community," especially in a public way and most especially in a position of public trust. That tranny who stole from the bail-for-trannies fund went straight into another pro-trans philanthropy that apparently didn't even call her previous employers, i.e., the people who terminated her for stealing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 30, 2024 11:22 PM (3780D)

367 Take a can of spam, slice it into 1/4" slices, coat it with brown sugar and a little bit of Mrs. Dash, then put it in a smoker over low heat for about 90 minutes. It is absolutely amazing, hot or cold.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at October 30, 2024 11:17 PM
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Smoked spam is amazing.

Also:
Lil Smokies wrapped in bacon, covered in a sprinkling of brown sugar, and out under the oven broiler til crispy.

Posted by: reason at October 30, 2024 11:22 PM (HJOWG)

368 The good stuff is MoMe After Dark.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:15 PM (MGB5H)

Did you just coin that phrase?? It's awesome!!
Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 11:17 PM (RFPHU)

In terms of MoMe yah! It's long been a comedian thing where they go blue. "After Dark"
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:19 PM (MGB5H)


Golf clap for MoMe After Dark!

Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 11:23 PM (RFPHU)

369 Yes, John Pinette was a comic genius.

Posted by: Archer at October 30, 2024 11:23 PM (IDphi)

370 Posted by: Security at Most Courthouses is Sus at October 30, 2024 11:16 PM (ZJMk

I was referring specifically to the Fugitive Task Force of the US Marshals.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 30, 2024 11:23 PM (D6PGr)

371
OK but up until 2010 very few people had ever had an issue with it. And then one day it was everywhere. Things don’t happen that fast metabolically.
Posted by: Settled Science - Deplorable Garbage at October 30, 2024 11:17 PM (dWKBd)

Yeah--that's kind of strange. It's starting to be recognized that gluten can affect thyroid function in some people.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2024 11:23 PM (D6+4s)

372 Golf clap for MoMe After Dark!
Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 11:23 PM (RFPHU)


Then we could add MoMe After Show

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:23 PM (MGB5H)

373 Or Back Stage

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:24 PM (MGB5H)

374 Lil Smokies wrapped in bacon, covered in a sprinkling of brown sugar, and out under the oven broiler til crispy.
Posted by: reason
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Concur. Ate enough at the Halloween party the other night that some observant 'friend' asked if he should just put the crockpot on my table.

Posted by: scampydog at October 30, 2024 11:24 PM (41CYW)

375 I like the bit by a comedian whose name I’ve forgotten talking about kids today and how in the next big war all the enemy has to do is drop peanuts and gluten products on our troops.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 30, 2024 11:19 PM (D6PGr)

***

All of those trannies the Pentagon is so proud of will have to stop to dilate in the field. They’ll suffer a 41% attrition rate before they reach the line of contact.

Then the Russkies will start deadnaming them..

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at October 30, 2024 11:25 PM (FC8SQ)

376 I mean...just eat a Payday bar then.
Posted by: Jordan61

Under the current incompetents, people are lucky to get a Payday Loan bar.

Posted by: Miklos used to do economics once at October 30, 2024 11:25 PM (FRB3p)

377 Dominique Morgan, 43, of Atlanta, was already making $200,000 a year as the executive director of the Brooklyn-based Okra Project when she stole $99,000 during a roughly two-week period in July 2022, prosecutors allege.


I've been saying it for some.time now. Nothing good comes from having okra around.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2024 11:25 PM (W/lyH)

378 The noble raisin is a perfect great on any occasion.
Posted by: Big Raisin at October 30, 2024 11:19 PM (TTAGa)

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Raisins are evil and disgusting.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 11:26 PM (xOnCy)

379 Concur. Ate enough at the Halloween party the other night that some observant 'friend' asked if he should just put the crockpot on my table.
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"I slept with your wife!!!" is the comeback for that.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 30, 2024 11:26 PM (hovnC)

380 331
Gluten is the protein component of wheat. It's the glue when making dough for bread, cakes, etc. My take is that most of the people who are going gluten-free are just seeking attention. Same with peanut allergies. In 40+ years in Africa I never met anyone that had gluten or peanut problems. A few babies maybe had cow's milk allergies but no kids in boarding schools.

Posted by: Ciampino - It's nuts I tell you at October 30, 2024 11:26 PM (i0xsb)

381 I think there is no way you can fail if you join the "trans community," especially in a public way and most especially in a position of public trust. That tranny who stole from the bail-for-trannies fund went straight into another pro-trans philanthropy that apparently didn't even call her previous employers, i.e., the people who terminated her for stealing.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 30, 2024 11:22 PM (3780D)

I believe the pronouns "he" or "it" are more applicable in this case. Those creeps want us to call them "she" or "her". Why indulge their insanity? Mock the ever-loving shit out of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2024 11:26 PM (IdDTk)

382 Because I used to over eat, I couldn’t easily figure out if certain foods caused trouble. Because I ate everything. I don’t know, it seems stupid even, because it was. I’m a lot more careful about what I eat, not just how much. I like popcorn - good fiber, good home made snack instead of commercial snacks. When popped with canola or crisco or other synthetics it would lock my gut up like concrete. It makes the corn taste lousy too, and inedible the next day. Coconut oil is excellent. Popcorn popped in fresh bacon grease might be better, maybe.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 30, 2024 11:26 PM (rVgO5)

383 I know gluten is why the James Coney Island hotdog buns taste so good.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 30, 2024 11:26 PM (D6PGr)

384 Then we could add MoMe After Show
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:23 PM (MGB5H)

Or Back Stage
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:24 PM (MGB5H)


Solid choices

Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 11:28 PM (RFPHU)

385
She's retiring from Congress at the end of her current term, i.e., in January.
Posted by: mnw at October

====================

Ahhh. I guess she's getting tired and will be content for her daughter to step in as long as she (Nanzi) can still wet her beak up to her nostrils.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 30, 2024 11:28 PM (3780D)

386 Politico reports that "over 20% of Nevada's population are California expats."

That amazes me. Over 1 in 5.

One can only speculate how the expats' votes differ from the non-expats.

I'd guess that the expats didn't leave CA because they liked the way things were going.

Posted by: mnw at October 30, 2024 11:28 PM (NLIak)

387 362 There are no more circuses, so Circus Peanuts should be discontinued, too.
Posted by: Unemployed Roustabout at October 30, 2024 11:20 PM (nS6qG)

Carnival Nuts.

That'll be golden.

Posted by: 4 Out of 5 Carnies Don't Vomit When They Eat Them at October 30, 2024 11:28 PM (VYLCQ)

388 Raisins are evil and disgusting.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 11:26 PM (xOnCy)

They are awesome bait for mouse traps. You can get 3-4 mice off one raisin, easy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2024 11:28 PM (IdDTk)

389 s/h/it short for she-he-it to include furries et alia.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 30, 2024 11:28 PM (hovnC)

390 Heading to the 9th. Dodgers still up by 1

Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 11:29 PM (RFPHU)

391 I think I'm 90% gluten.

Zombie John Pinette

Posted by: Archer at October 30, 2024 11:29 PM (IDphi)

392 3 outs from Soto being a free agent.

Do something right for a change Dodgers.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2024 11:29 PM (LkLld)

393 That Quote II, we have only one side's story. I'd love to see the bodycam videos. She needs to get a lawyer and do a FOIA request for the videos. If she sues then it's part of discovery.

Posted by: Ciampino - It's nuts I tell you, nuts! at October 30, 2024 11:29 PM (i0xsb)

394 Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 11:29 PM (RFPHU)

Oh I think I got it. MoMe Post Game

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:29 PM (MGB5H)

395
I believe the pronouns "he" or "it" are more applicable in this case. Those creeps want us to call them "she" or "her". Why indulge their insanity? Mock the ever-loving shit out of them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

=================

Oh, that was a slip-up. I think they take advantage of people's propensity to simply use normal pronouns.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 30, 2024 11:30 PM (3780D)

396 Under the current incompetents, people are lucky to get a Payday Loan bar.
Posted by: Miklos used to do economics once at October 30, 2024 11:25 PM (FRB3p)


Or a counterfeit 100 Grand bar

Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 11:30 PM (RFPHU)

397 "I slept with your wife!!!" is the comeback for that.
Posted by: andycanuck
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How you say........ his wife is no free trip to Hollywood?

Posted by: scampydog at October 30, 2024 11:30 PM (41CYW)

398 I use peanut butter and raisins for traps too.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 30, 2024 11:30 PM (hovnC)

399 Coconut oil is excellent. Popcorn popped in fresh bacon grease might be better, maybe.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 30, 2024 11:26 PM (rVgO5)

***

Ghee/clarified butter.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at October 30, 2024 11:31 PM (FC8SQ)

400 Oh, that was a slip-up. I think they take advantage of people's propensity to simply use normal pronouns.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 30, 2024 11:30 PM (3780D)

Absolutely. Normalcy bias. It's a thing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2024 11:31 PM (IdDTk)

401 I cant believe im watching baseball

Posted by: LASue at October 30, 2024 11:31 PM (lCppi)

402 Oh I think I got it. MoMe Post Game
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:29 PM (MGB5H)


Hosted by Scott Van Pelt?

Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 11:31 PM (RFPHU)

403 Alright! A new Trump ad with "Trump will fix it", attacking Kamala's 'record'. I hope that one was national and not just Buffalo local.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 30, 2024 11:31 PM (hovnC)

404 Hosted by Scott Van Pelt?
Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 11:31 PM (RFPHU)

Hosted by SpongeBro

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:32 PM (MGB5H)

405 Young children in costumes gleefully running around our neighborhoods when we knew all of our neighbors in the cool autumn night with parents casually in tow on a Halloween adventure...back in my childhood, the parents just hung out at my house having cocktails and waiting for us to come back from our adventures out in the neighborhood with hefty bags of candy and we little ones sweating through our costumes from the effort but totally jacked up from the excitement of the evening.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 30, 2024 11:32 PM (TDvv2)

406 Or a counterfeit 100 Grand bar
Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 11:30 PM (RFPHU)

Coming soon: the EBT Recharge Bar!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2024 11:32 PM (IdDTk)

407 They are awesome bait for mouse traps. You can get 3-4 mice off one raisin, easy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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*Takes notes for hunting shack* This is good, AOP!

Posted by: scampydog at October 30, 2024 11:32 PM (41CYW)

408 401 I cant believe im watching baseball
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That's what the Yankees on defence said!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 30, 2024 11:32 PM (hovnC)

409 Hosted by Scott Van Pelt?
Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 11:31 PM (RFPHU)

Hosted by SpongeBro
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:32 PM (MGB5H)


You win again

Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 11:32 PM (RFPHU)

410
"My Xyler has peanut allergies. I certainly hope there aren't any peanuts here. If there are, please remove them."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2024 11:33 PM (EsZUh)

411 Well, I signed in, but now I’m out. G’night, All:

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 30, 2024 11:33 PM (v6JzV)

412 Popcorn (in excess) is not real good for your lower GI tract. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 30, 2024 11:33 PM (mH6SG)

413 Many liberals have fled CA and NY for NV , Montana, NC and FL. Less so for Texas except for Austin. And then they continue to vote for the same policies that caused the reason for them leaving in the first place. It’s a mental illness.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 30, 2024 11:33 PM (D6PGr)

414 "I slept with your wife!!!" is the comeback for that.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 30, 2024 11:26 PM
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.... followed by picking up the crock pot and walking of with it.

Posted by: reason at October 30, 2024 11:34 PM (HJOWG)

415 #408 LOL.

I typed that before Weaver got to first with a single through defence gap.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 30, 2024 11:34 PM (hovnC)

416 *Takes notes for hunting shack* This is good, AOP!
Posted by: scampydog at October 30, 2024 11:32 PM (41CYW)

Peanut butter, the little bastards just lick it off the trap's trigger. A raisin, you can wedge it tightly into the serrated jaw of the trigger, so they cannot pull it free, and trip the trigger instead.

And raisins are pretty clean to handle.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2024 11:35 PM (IdDTk)

417 >> looked to the eastern sky...there was the rocket contrail all blue

That's interesting indeed. Where are you relative to Vandenberg? How close?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 30, 2024 11:35 PM (w6EFb)

418
Balk!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2024 11:36 PM (EsZUh)

419 Or a counterfeit 100 Grand bar
Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 11:30 PM
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i snickered

Posted by: reason at October 30, 2024 11:36 PM (HJOWG)

420 Many liberals have fled CA and NY for NV , Montana, NC and FL. Less so for Texas except for Austin. And then they continue to vote for the same policies that caused the reason for them leaving in the first place. It’s a mental illness.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

As has been noted, they LOVE the plan, they just haven't had the right people implement it.

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat Poison at October 30, 2024 11:36 PM (vJiyU)

421 Raisins are evil and disgusting.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 11:26 PM (xOnCy)

We've heard about you ... You being the purveyor of that fatty, greasy, heart attack snack.

No good will come from you denigrating the noble raisin. Look to your own house young lady.

Repent before it's too late

Posted by: Big Raisin at October 30, 2024 11:37 PM (TTAGa)

422 Lil Smokies wrapped in bacon, covered in a sprinkling of brown sugar, and out under the oven broiler til crispy.
Posted by: reason


Half-and-half brown sugar and chili powder.

And you can replace what's wrapped up in the bacon with just about anything.

Maybe even circus peanuts.

Posted by: mikeski at October 30, 2024 11:37 PM (DgGvY)

423 Have you ever met someone for the first time and immediately thought "this motherfucker is the reason I am going to jail"?

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at October 30, 2024 11:37 PM (4XwPj)

424 Brooklyn looking to add on

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:38 PM (MGB5H)

425 Lil Smokies wrapped in bacon, covered in a sprinkling of brown sugar, and out under the oven broiler til crispy.
Posted by: reason

Half-and-half brown sugar and chili powder.

And you can replace what's wrapped up in the bacon with just about anything.

Maybe even circus peanuts.
Posted by: mikeski at October 30, 2024 11:37 PM (DgGvY)

Okra?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2024 11:38 PM (Aqu9a)

426 Have you ever met someone for the first time and immediately thought "this motherfucker is the reason I am going to jail"?
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at October 30, 2024 11:37 PM (4XwPj)

Story please...

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:38 PM (MGB5H)

427 >>Less so for Texas except for Austin.

Last poll I saw Cruz was only leading Allred by 4 points. How bid is Austin?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2024 11:39 PM (LkLld)

428 Alright! A new Trump ad with "Trump will fix it", attacking Kamala's 'record'. I hope that one was national and not just Buffalo local.

Posted by: andycanuck

It's national (CA).

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 30, 2024 11:39 PM (hCzfy)

429 283
Kids fly free? Kids fly plane!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki
/Aeroflot_Flight_593

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2024 11:04 PM (EsZUh)
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Have watched that in this video
https://youtu.be/V2mMs-h4qGE

Posted by: Ciampino - safer than a wingsuit at October 30, 2024 11:39 PM (i0xsb)

430 Brooklyn looking to add on
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:38 PM (MGB5H)


*makes "LA" with fingers while wearing a Clayton Kershaw jersey*

Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 11:39 PM (RFPHU)

431 413

I don't think that's the case for California expats in NV. The number of THOSE dwarf the combined total of all other expats.

Lots of retired folks who don't want to pay CA income tax on their pensions. Business people who gave up because of the regulatory burden, AND the taxes.

CA tried about 15 years ago to tax the pensions of expats who had LEFT THE STATE. Swearsies. SCOTUS said that was a no-no.

Posted by: mnw at October 30, 2024 11:40 PM (NLIak)

432 They are awesome bait for mouse traps. You can get 3-4 mice off one raisin, easy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 30, 2024 11:28 PM (IdDTk),

And don't think we don't have a dossier on you as well, my friend from the frozen North.

Raisins may save your life come the Chinese boards taking over your country.

Repent !!!

Posted by: Big Raisin at October 30, 2024 11:40 PM (TTAGa)

433 I like Chocolate covered raisins ( Raisinets )

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 30, 2024 11:41 PM (D6PGr)

434 Last poll I saw Cruz was only leading Allred by 4 points. How bid is Austin?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2024 11:39 PM (LkLld)

Cruz is somewhat different. He is loathed by the Bushies, who while their power is waining still exists. If you are John cornyn you win by 10-12 with senate funds. If you are Cruz you win by 3-4 with no senate funding.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:41 PM (MGB5H)

435
Fried chicken embryos and beer
Posted by: Miklos Conehead from....France


Baba Loooot

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 30, 2024 11:41 PM (63Dwl)

436 The REAL threat to democracy? Read Kamala's plot to change America forever, writes DAN MCLAUGHLIN

https://mol.im/a/14022137

Posted by: Ciampino - gee, forever is a long time at October 30, 2024 11:41 PM (i0xsb)

437 Qantas never crashed.

Posted by: Raymond Babbitt at October 30, 2024 11:42 PM (7kSOl)

438 Okra?
Posted by: Count de Monet

Do.Not.Even.Start.

Posted by: Miklos got pickled okra from Miley the Duchess, cultivated by her own girl fingers at October 30, 2024 11:42 PM (FRB3p)

439 I like Chocolate covered raisins ( Raisinets )
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 30, 2024 11:41 PM (D6PGr)

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Yuck. Just eat chocolate.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 11:42 PM (xOnCy)

440 Also, banana Laffy Taffy is manna from heaven. Fight me.

Posted by: Sorry Folks, My Last Nic Upset Everyone, The Moose Out Front Should've Told You at October 30, 2024 11:42 PM (7kSOl)

441 Will there be a rift in the space/time continuum if I make bacon-wrapped raisins at the next TXMoMe and ask Jordan to serve them?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 30, 2024 11:43 PM (HlyYF)

442 *makes "LA" with fingers while wearing a Clayton Kershaw jersey*
Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 11:39 PM (RFPHU)

I don't watch baseball really anymore and never cared much for the dodgers outside Fernando and Gibby. But I do like shohei, Freddie and Clayton on this particular squad. (Plus I only hate the cards more than the Yankees)

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:43 PM (MGB5H)

443 Peanut butter, the little bastards just lick it off the trap's trigger. A raisin, you can wedge it tightly into the serrated jaw of the trigger, so they cannot pull it free, and trip the trigger instead.

And raisins are pretty clean to handle.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Yes on all fronts. Seen the "licked clean" thing, peanut allergy family member, and yes....wedge under the trigger. Brilliant, and one I would have never considered as I'm in the raisins are nasty cult mentioned above.

Posted by: scampydog at October 30, 2024 11:43 PM (41CYW)

444 433 I like Chocolate covered raisins ( Raisinets )
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 30, 2024 11:41 PM (D6PGr)

Ahhh ...

A man of refinement and taste.

We have use of good men such as yourself

Posted by: Big Raisin at October 30, 2024 11:43 PM (TTAGa)

445 Last poll I saw Cruz was only leading Allred by 4 points. How bid is Austin?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2024 11:39 PM (LkLld)

***

Texas has been trending blue for a while. Too many California transplants, too many liberals. The kookiest lefties I know moved to Dallas.

It’ll be a swing state in two or three election cycles. Then “leans Democrat”.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at October 30, 2024 11:43 PM (FC8SQ)

446 Baba Loooot
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

A lotta people got some 'splainin' to do.

Posted by: Miklos on bongos (which I have actually done) at October 30, 2024 11:44 PM (FRB3p)

447 417

I usually have the launches lighting up the western sky at sunset. So, imagine my surprise at seeing the rocket contrails at dawn in the eastern skies before sunrise.

I am thinking some sort of "super" upper-level jet stream that pushed the contrail rapidly from west to east.

No real explanation otherwise as we do not have any launch sights out in the Mohave Desert that I know of.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 30, 2024 11:44 PM (TDvv2)

448 >>Cruz is somewhat different. He is loathed by the Bushies, who while their power is waining still exists. If you are John cornyn you win by 10-12 with senate funds. If you are Cruz you win by 3-4 with no senate funding.

Not exactly disproving the point. The Bushes dominated Texas for a long time. Cornyn is no better than McConnell. None of that is because of California.

Cruz is different because he is not like Bush or Cornyn and he struggles almost every election.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2024 11:44 PM (LkLld)

449 434 Last poll I saw Cruz was only leading Allred by 4 points. How bid is Austin?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2024 11:39 PM (LkLld)

Cruz is somewhat different. He is loathed by the Bushies, who while their power is waining still exists. If you are John cornyn you win by 10-12 with senate funds. If you are Cruz you win by 3-4 with no senate funding.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:41 PM (MGB5H)

I'm not sure what the explanation is, but I'm skeptical of this one. Bush animosity could explain fundraising problems, or primary opponents. But do the Bushes really have any pull with ordinary voters?

Posted by: Pumpkin Spice Personal Lubricant at October 30, 2024 11:45 PM (VYLCQ)

450 My annual property tax is $4,600 which is kind of hard to beat these days for a property that's not in distress.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 30, 2024 11:45 PM (KAi1n)

451 Night all!

Going to turn on the TV and see if the Yankees manage to completely choke a 5-0 lead to lose the Series.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 30, 2024 11:45 PM (HlyYF)

452 los doyers.

Posted by: guano at October 30, 2024 11:45 PM (K7/OQ)

453 Our election integrity team received reports of thousands of duplicate ballots in Michigan.

https://tinyurl.com/33bhsjyn

Posted by: Ciampino - gee, how did that happen? at October 30, 2024 11:45 PM (i0xsb)

454 Will there be a rift in the space/time continuum if I make bacon-wrapped raisins at the next TXMoMe and ask Jordan to serve them?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot

Don't accept her invitation to join her at the range.

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat Poison at October 30, 2024 11:45 PM (vJiyU)

455 Will there be a rift in the space/time continuum if I make bacon-wrapped raisins at the next TXMoMe and ask Jordan to serve them?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot

I will pay for the dirndl.

Posted by: Miklos thinks MoMe Oktoberfest at October 30, 2024 11:46 PM (FRB3p)

456 441 Will there be a rift in the space/time continuum if I make bacon-wrapped raisins at the next TXMoMe and ask Jordan to serve them?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 30, 2024 11:43 PM (HlyYF),

We have no objection, saved that "raisin" get top billing.

That and we insist on all marketing rights going forward.

Posted by: Big Raisin at October 30, 2024 11:46 PM (TTAGa)

457 Have you ever met someone for the first time and immediately thought "this motherfucker is the reason I am going to jail"?
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench)
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Yes. Twice. And have avoided jail both times. And to borrow a line from around here, "you'll never take me alive coppers!"

Posted by: scampydog at October 30, 2024 11:46 PM (41CYW)

458 Raisinettes

Posted by: Hedley Lamar at October 30, 2024 11:46 PM (6KVV0)

459 Will there be a rift in the space/time continuum if I make bacon-wrapped raisins at the next TXMoMe and ask Jordan to serve them?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 30, 2024 11:43 PM (HlyYF)

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Yes. It would be bad.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 11:47 PM (xOnCy)

460 Last poll I saw Cruz was only leading Allred by 4 points. How bid is Austin?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2024 11:39 PM
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Big enough to make me worry.
They are moving all over the state. DFW suburbs.

I wonder why Colin didn't wait to run against Cornyn. He'd probably win easily. Enthusiasm for that squish is low.

Mrs. Reason thinks it's because out of state liberals like Cornyn so they keep him safe from challenge.

Posted by: reason at October 30, 2024 11:47 PM (HJOWG)

461 It's national (CA).
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Woohoo! Good news.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 30, 2024 11:47 PM (hovnC)

462 Beuhler!!

Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 11:47 PM (RFPHU)

463 TeamOatmealRaisinCookies

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2024 11:47 PM (Aqu9a)

464 Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2024 11:44 PM (LkLld)

Agree. But that is changing slowly but surely. There are going to be real threats for cornyns seat next ground. And almost all the bushies in the state house that impeached Paxton got ousted in primaries this year.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:48 PM (MGB5H)

465 Odd that a guy named Walker decided to become a pitcher.

Posted by: SFGoth at October 30, 2024 11:48 PM (KAi1n)

466 It's national (CA).
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Woohoo! Good news.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 30, 2024 11:47 PM (hovnC)

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WA as well.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 11:48 PM (xOnCy)

467 Raisinettes
Posted by: Hedley Lamar

At Radio City Music Hall?

Posted by: Miklos thinks maybe at October 30, 2024 11:49 PM (FRB3p)

468 Qantas always bounces back!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 30, 2024 11:49 PM (hovnC)

469 Texas has been trending blue for a while. Too many California transplants, too many liberals. The kookiest lefties I know moved to Dallas.

It’ll be a swing state in two or three election cycles. Then “leans Democrat”.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at October 30, 2024 11:43 PM (FC8SQ)

Cruz is the only statewide GOP candidate who has this problem. Abbot won by just over 10 points in 2022 against Robert Francis O'Rourke, who came within spitting distance against Cruise.

Posted by: Pumpkin Spice Personal Lubricant at October 30, 2024 11:49 PM (VYLCQ)

470 I'm not sure what the explanation is, but I'm skeptical of this one. Bush animosity could explain fundraising problems, or primary opponents. But do the Bushes really have any pull with ordinary voters?
Posted by: Pumpkin Spice Personal Lubricant at October 30, 2024 11:45 PM (VYLCQ)

The machine does. Like the McCain machine in AZ. It is waining.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:49 PM (MGB5H)

471 Per RCP average of polls, Trump's lead in TX is 8+ points. And Cruz is +4.2, IIRC.

Anyone really think that 4 pct of TX voters are Trump/Allred?

I know TX has a lot of crazy folks, but... 4%?

Posted by: mnw at October 30, 2024 11:49 PM (NLIak)

472 I read that Conservatives in Texas haven't forgiven Cruz for his dissing of Trump in 2016. Remember the Convention?

Posted by: T-squared at October 30, 2024 11:50 PM (pmoqr)

473 Brilliant, and one I would have never considered as I'm in the raisins are nasty cult mentioned above.
Posted by: scampydog at October 30, 2024 11:43 PM (41CYW)

Scampydog ...

More like scallywag. These calumnies are becoming tiresome.

You sir, shall be hearing from our attorneys

Posted by: Big Raisin at October 30, 2024 11:50 PM (TTAGa)

474 los doyers.
Posted by: guano at October 30, 2024 11:45 PM (K7/OQ)

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LOL, that's what husband calls them.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 11:51 PM (xOnCy)

475 >>Agree. But that is changing slowly but surely. There are going to be real threats for cornyns seat next ground. And almost all the bushies in the state house that impeached Paxton got ousted in primaries this year.

Yea, I saw that and that's great. Texas has always been a bit of an enigma to me. It should be ruby red despite some of the blue cities but it hasn't been as much as I would've expected. Hopefully, that is changing.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2024 11:51 PM (LkLld)

476 Yankees are down to their last out in the 9th...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 30, 2024 11:51 PM (FnneF)

477 *Vin Scully voice on*
And The Dodgers are the 2024 World Series Champions!

Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 11:51 PM (RFPHU)

478 Yay, I can go to bed now.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 11:52 PM (xOnCy)

479
Dead at 27.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2024 11:52 PM (EsZUh)

480 >>> 477 *Vin Scully voice on*
And The Dodgers are the 2024 World Series Champions!
Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 11:51 PM (RFPHU)

I might skip the Art Thread tomorrow.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 30, 2024 11:52 PM (FnneF)

481 It is very good Republicans are holding the swing state's voting process feet to the fire this time around.

Unlike 2020

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 30, 2024 11:52 PM (TDvv2)

482 Let the Juan Soto bidding commence.

Come to the dark side Juan.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2024 11:52 PM (LkLld)

483 463 TeamOatmealRaisinCookies
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2024 11:47 PM (Aqu9a),

Hear, hear ...

We should like to offer you a sponsorship at your next, as you call it MoMe .

Posted by: Big Raisin at October 30, 2024 11:53 PM (TTAGa)

484 All you have to do to understand why Cruz doesn’t do as well as other Republicans in Texas is to just read comments here over the years.

Frankly I don’t understand the amount of hate or dislike he gets here.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 30, 2024 11:53 PM (D6PGr)

485 I know TX has a lot of crazy folks, but... 4%?

Posted by: mnw at October 30, 2024 11:49 PM
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Hello! Have we met?

Posted by: Dade Phelan at October 30, 2024 11:53 PM (HJOWG)

486 Come to the dark side Juan.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Yep, they'll go after him.

Posted by: scampydog at October 30, 2024 11:53 PM (41CYW)

487 I read that Conservatives in Texas haven't forgiven Cruz for his dissing of Trump in 2016. Remember the Convention?
Posted by: T-squared at October 30, 2024 11:50 PM (pmoqr)

No one I know there feels that way. Many on this board. Anecdotal for sure, but it takes time to root out the GOPe rot. Paxton absolutely smashing a bush in 2022 is the sign it's trending the proper way.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:53 PM (MGB5H)

488 Dodgers!!! Dodgers!!! Dodgers!!! Win The World Series!!!

Suck it New York.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at October 30, 2024 11:53 PM (tPMOE)

489 Beuhler!!
Posted by: Doof

My Best Friend's Sister's Boyfriend's Brother's Girlfriend Heard From This Guy Who Knows This Kid Who's Going With The Girl Who Saw Doof doing karaoke At 31 Flavors Last Night.

I guess it's pretty serious.

Posted by: Miklos knows people who know people at October 30, 2024 11:53 PM (FRB3p)

490 Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2024 11:51 PM (LkLld)

It only became ‘Red’ in 1994.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 30, 2024 11:54 PM (D6PGr)

491 Dodgers win!

And there goes the neighborhood fireworks.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 30, 2024 11:54 PM (hCzfy)

492 Jeez, Dave Roberts is younger than I am.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 11:55 PM (xOnCy)

493 Let the Juan Soto bidding commence.

Come to the dark side Juan.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2024 11:52 PM (LkLld)

Dodgers already said they are going after him.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:55 PM (MGB5H)

494 The Dodgers deserved this WS win and the Yankees deserved to lose

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 30, 2024 11:55 PM (aRslG)

495 488, blue on blue. But maybe the Goodwill towards the Dodgers will help Steve Garvey, I doubt it will matter, but there’s always a chance. OK, not really, but I’m just trying to do something here and I did like the Dodgers of that era.

Posted by: Quint at October 30, 2024 11:55 PM (Xa1Pr)

496 Just finished watching Reagan. Good movie, would watch again. Best part for me was the Brandenburg Gate speech.

Posted by: Don Black at October 30, 2024 11:55 PM (/7KEl)

497 I know TX has a lot of crazy folks, but... 4%?

Posted by: mnw

Well

Joe "King" Carrasco might be one.

In a Good Way.

Posted by: Joe made even Miklos get up and dance at October 30, 2024 11:56 PM (FRB3p)

498 >>Dodgers already said they are going after him.

They won't outbid Steve Cohen. They can't. They already have a payroll larger than Bolivia's GDP.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2024 11:56 PM (LkLld)

499 Unifying the country with rioting in NYC and L.A. tonight!

It's another Kamala miracle!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 30, 2024 11:56 PM (hovnC)

500 I make my own raisins, Jordan. I have a seedless grape vine and it makes wonderful raisins.
It was a poor year this year, I only got about three pints of dried raisins.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2024 11:57 PM (D7oie)

501 Somewhere up there, Tommy Lasorda and Fernando Valenzuela look down and smile.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2024 11:57 PM (Aqu9a)

502 Every time they speak, I’m reminded how amazingly intelligent and forceful Ted Cruz and DeSantis are. We are lucky to have such capable people leading the GOP because the Democrats have no one at the top and no one a few rungs down. Then again they don’t need anyone because who’s gonna lead that pile of crap.

Posted by: Quint at October 30, 2024 11:58 PM (Xa1Pr)

503
Cole is opting out. Soto is likely gone. Stanton is useless except as a DH. Won't be a pretty 2025.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2024 11:58 PM (EsZUh)

504 They won't outbid Steve Cohen. They can't. They already have a payroll larger than Bolivia's GDP.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2024 11:56 PM (LkLld)

Pfft give him 700m and have him agree to take half in 20 years. Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 30, 2024 11:58 PM (MGB5H)

505 Y'all been fun tonight. Time for this webworker to retire. Going to snooze to the gentle sound of rain on the roof. And occasional thunderbooms. Hopely not tornaders.

Something seasonally groovy from 1968.
https://youtu.be/1f3JhktiQ5E

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - quick before it's later at October 30, 2024 11:58 PM (NH5Mt)

506 Bolivia's GDP.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2024 11:56 PM (LkLld)

so does Festus, Missouri.

Posted by: guano at October 30, 2024 11:58 PM (K7/OQ)

507 Somewhere up there, Tommy Lasorda and Fernando Valenzuela look down and smile.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2024 11:57 PM (Aqu9a)


Behind Vin Scully

Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 11:58 PM (RFPHU)

508 500 I make my own raisins, Jordan. I have a seedless grape vine and it makes wonderful raisins.
It was a poor year this year, I only got about three pints of dried raisins.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2024 11:57 PM (D7oie)

Good man ... doing God's work.

Posted by: Big Raisin at October 30, 2024 11:59 PM (TTAGa)

509 DODGERS 2024 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 30, 2024 11:59 PM (TDvv2)

510 Crazy day today.
Moving stuff out of my deceased mother's house then towed a car.
Almost got jumped by two idiots (shoved off balance by one then rushed by both) until pushy found my Beretta Tomcat pointed at his face.
Made his buddy back off and he didn't try anything after that.
Weeeeee.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 30, 2024 11:59 PM (elaR+)

511 Somewhere up there, Tommy Lasorda and Fernando Valenzuela look down and smile.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2024 11:57 PM (Aqu9a)

Amen !!!

Posted by: guano at October 30, 2024 11:59 PM (K7/OQ)

512 You sir, shall be hearing from our attorneys
Posted by: Big Raisin
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Shuffles papers, digs through costume box.....

Posted by: scampydog at October 30, 2024 11:59 PM (41CYW)

513 Remember when FL was going to be the next swing state? And the lapdog media were all a-twitter about, "FL is no longer a red state. It's turning purple!"

They were saying that 4 years ago, & again 2 years ago. How'd that work out?

Something TX gloomers might wish to contemplate.

Posted by: mnw at October 30, 2024 11:59 PM (NLIak)

514 Beuhler!!
Posted by: Doof

My Best Friend's Sister's Boyfriend's Brother's Girlfriend Heard From This Guy Who Knows This Kid Who's Going With The Girl Who Saw Doof doing karaoke At 31 Flavors Last Night.

I guess it's pretty serious.
Posted by: Miklos knows people who know people at October 30, 2024 11:53 PM (FRB3p)


Well played!

Posted by: Doof at October 31, 2024 12:00 AM (RFPHU)

515 Tupperware saved from bankruptcy - but it will still move its last American factory to Mexico

https://mol.im/a/14020891

Posted by: Ciampino - Mexico should be bustling by now at October 31, 2024 12:00 AM (i0xsb)

516 >>Pfft give him 700m and have him agree to take half in 20 years. Barely an inconvenience.

Cohen can do that and give him more up front. Plus, Soto would be closer to home which he has said repeatedly is what he wants.

We'll see. But don't underestimate Cohen's money and his desire to win.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2024 12:00 AM (LkLld)

517 They won't outbid Steve Cohen.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Agree.

Posted by: scampydog at October 31, 2024 12:00 AM (41CYW)

518 Somewhere up there, Tommy Lasorda and Fernando Valenzuela look down and smile.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2024 11:57 PM (Aqu9a)

Remember the all-star game when Tommy got hit with the bat coaching third base? Good times.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 12:01 AM (MGB5H)

519 I make my own raisins, Jordan. I have a seedless grape vine and it makes wonderful raisins.
It was a poor year this year, I only got about three pints of dried raisins.
Posted by: Kindltot

Raisins. Making. Your own, Right?

Think about that.

Making...raisins. Raisins of Color. Empowered raisins.

Posted by: Kummala, also somewhat shriveled at October 31, 2024 12:01 AM (FRB3p)

520 AOC fawns over Doug Emhoff's 'masculinity' and 'values' in cringeworthy tribute after 'cheating' and 'slapping' scandals

https://mol.im/a/14022209

Posted by: Ciampino - what a phony at October 31, 2024 12:01 AM (i0xsb)

521 513, Florida doesn’t have Massive, hard, left cities that have very little to do with the state. In fact, I recently read that Miami might be the most Republican big city in the US.

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 12:02 AM (Xa1Pr)

522 Yea, I saw that and that's great. Texas has always been a bit of an enigma to me. It should be ruby red despite some of the blue cities but it hasn't been as much as I would've expected. Hopefully, that is changing.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2024 11:51 PM
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Hope so too.

There are a lot of state reps who run as R's because that's the only way to win. But in voting record, they're depressingly blue. Susan Collins blue.

But they know running as a D means losing.

TX has low info voters. Blindly vote R and don't look at what the reps actually support during lege sessions.

Present company obviously excluded.

Posted by: reason at October 31, 2024 12:02 AM (TzsA5)

523 We'll see. But don't underestimate Cohen's money and his desire to win.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2024 12:00 AM (LkLld)

Don't underestimate Sotos desire to win after being on so many worthless teams. And getting close this season. The Mets ain't winning shit anytime soon.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 12:02 AM (MGB5H)

524 I meant to say four, massive lefty cities.

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 12:02 AM (Xa1Pr)

525 I make my own raisins, Jordan. I have a seedless grape vine and it makes wonderful raisins.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 30, 2024 11:57 PM (D7oie)

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Hmm. That actually sounds not disgusting.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 31, 2024 12:03 AM (xOnCy)

526 No real explanation otherwise as we do not have any launch sights out in the Mohave Desert that I know of.
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 30, 2024 11:44 PM (TDvv2)


There is the Mohave space port, but I don't know that they have launched anything from there for a while.l

Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2024 12:03 AM (D7oie)

527 Hey, I remember how much I hated getting crappy candy for Halloween, so I go ALL OUT - every kid gets a small bag filled with 5-6 minis of the good stuff!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at October 31, 2024 12:03 AM (SRRAx)

528 Remember the all-star game when Tommy got hit with the bat coaching third base? Good times.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 12:01 AM (MGB5H)


Also the way the Phillie Phanatic would relentlessly mess with Lasorda

Posted by: Doof at October 31, 2024 12:03 AM (RFPHU)

529 California raisins murdered by a cereal killer.

Posted by: Ciampino - was that a slogan? at October 31, 2024 12:03 AM (i0xsb)

530 When a wine grower makes raisins he gets fired.

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 12:04 AM (Xa1Pr)

531 AOC fawns over Doug Emhoff's 'masculinity' and 'values' in cringeworthy tribute after 'cheating' and 'slapping' scandals

https://mol.im/a/14022209
Posted by: Ciampino - what a phony at October 31, 2024 12:01 AM (i0xsb)

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I thought masculinity was toxic? I'm so confused.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 31, 2024 12:04 AM (xOnCy)

532 Florida doesn’t have Massive, hard, left cities that have very little to do with the state. In fact, I recently read that Miami might be the most Republican big city in the US.
Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 12:02 AM (Xa1Pr)

They also cleaned up their voting and went from DeSantis winning against a meth head by a few thousand votes. To him winning by 19 points. Maybe Florida was never a swing state.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 12:04 AM (MGB5H)

533 Good evening y'all. What did I miss?

Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2024 12:04 AM (uCfKO)

534 >>Agree.
Posted by: scampydog

Mets did far better this year after shedding a ton of salary than anyone thought. Good core with some young talent that is looking for a centerpiece like Soto to make a run.

Money won't be an issue. It's all about where Soto wants to play. I think it will either be Yankees or Mets but we'll see.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2024 12:05 AM (LkLld)

535 Also the way the Phillie Phanatic would relentlessly mess with Lasorda
Posted by: Doof at October 31, 2024 12:03 AM (RFPHU)

That was classic!

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 12:05 AM (MGB5H)

536 Jordan, I dry apples, pears, plums and raisins. This year I dried some Asian pears since we had a bumper crop but they were kind of grey, I will have to soak them in citric acid next time, I think.
If my wife's persimmon starts fruiting then I will do them as well.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 31, 2024 12:05 AM (D7oie)

537 Hey, I remember how much I hated getting crappy candy for Halloween, so I go ALL OUT - every kid gets a small bag filled with 5-6 minis of the good stuff!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
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Can relate. Scampywife is a Halloween birthday. Spoils the trick or treaters. Leftover candy does migrate to hunting camp, so all good.

Posted by: scampydog at October 31, 2024 12:06 AM (41CYW)

538
I was just looking at the launch trajectory. Normal SE azimuth for the high inclination orbit, which sort of hugs the coast down Baja California.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 31, 2024 12:06 AM (w6EFb)

539 Good evening y'all. What did I miss?
Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2024 12:04 AM (uCfKO)

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Garbage, Dodgers, and raisins.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 31, 2024 12:06 AM (xOnCy)

540 Mets did far better this year after shedding a ton of salary than anyone thought. Good core with some young talent that is looking for a centerpiece like Soto to make a run.

Money won't be an issue. It's all about where Soto wants to play. I think it will either be Yankees or Mets but we'll see.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2024 12:05 AM (LkLld)

I'd say it's 50/50 they even keep Alonso

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 12:06 AM (MGB5H)

541 Erebus: +1 for staying strapped.

Posted by: PabloD at October 31, 2024 12:07 AM (tShuD)

542 Posted by: reason at October 31, 2024 12:02 AM (TzsA5)

I don’t think they are low info. Primaries are not always contested and you are left with the choice of voting for the R or D in the general.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2024 12:07 AM (D6PGr)

543 Biden bites three babies on Halloween: White House gets very spooky as Joe gobbles children, next to panda Jill

https://mol.im/a/14022815

Posted by: Ciampino - Weird Joe being weird at October 31, 2024 12:07 AM (i0xsb)

544 Good evening y'all. What did I miss?
Posted by: muldoon

No Victory Tits yet

So not much

Posted by: Miklos with a pithy update (we like pithy) at October 31, 2024 12:07 AM (FRB3p)

545 Mets did far better this year after shedding a ton of salary than anyone thought. Good core with some young talent that is looking for a centerpiece like Soto to make a run.

Money won't be an issue. It's all about where Soto wants to play. I think it will either be Yankees or Mets but we'll see.
Posted by: JackStraw
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I've got to watch it a bit with comments as a family member is in the Mets org. I'll just say that I agree.

Posted by: scampydog at October 31, 2024 12:07 AM (41CYW)

546
When I moved to Houston in 1984, the city was run by the business sector and the Petroleum Club. And run pretty well. Then the Katrina imports started electing nitwits like Sylvester Turner and the Teen Commissar. Now it's just another blue bunghole.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2024 12:07 AM (EsZUh)

547 So garbage is going to be the tipping point in this election? I refuse to believe it.

Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2024 12:07 AM (uCfKO)

548 Erebus: +1 for staying strapped.
Posted by: PabloD

Thanks.
I almost left it at home.
Glad I didn't.
Police were called but they got away.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 31, 2024 12:08 AM (elaR+)

549 Evening, OrangeEnt.
Posted by: scampydog at October 30, 2024 11:19 PM (41CYW)

Hello.

Had to go somewhere.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 31, 2024 12:08 AM (0eaVi)

550 >>Don't underestimate Sotos desire to win after being on so many worthless teams. And getting close this season. The Mets ain't winning shit anytime soon.

Not sure if you saw it but the Mets did better against the Dodgers as a wild card with a makeshift pitching staff than the Yankees.

The Dodgers spent a bazillion dollars and didn't even win 100 games. Congratulations on the win but a dynasty they are not.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2024 12:08 AM (LkLld)

551 Good evening y'all. What did I miss?
Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2024 12:04 AM (uCfKO)

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Garbage, Dodgers, and raisins.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 31, 2024 12:06 AM (xOnCy)


Show your stuff with those 3 things, limerick boy!

Posted by: Doof at October 31, 2024 12:08 AM (RFPHU)

552 Good evening y'all. What did I miss?
Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2024 12:04 AM (uCfKO)

======

Garbage, Dodgers, and raisins.
Posted by: Jordan61

Minor correction:
Garbage, DODGERS!!! DODGERS!!! DODGERS!!! and raisins.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at October 31, 2024 12:08 AM (tPMOE)

553 539 and they say it is always Civil War, movies, long bows.

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 12:09 AM (Xa1Pr)

554 Elon Musk shells out $35 million on Texas estate for his 11 children

https://mol.im/a/14018209

Posted by: Ciampino - Nice to be rich at October 31, 2024 12:09 AM (i0xsb)

555 Cruz is the only statewide GOP candidate who has this problem. Abbot won by just over 10 points in 2022 against Robert Francis O'Rourke, who came within spitting distance against Cruise.
Posted by: Pumpkin Spice Personal Lubricant at October 30, 2024 11:49 PM (VYLCQ)

***

Abbott won by 20% in 2014 and 13% in 2018.

Romney won TX by 16, Trump by 9 in 2020, by 5.8% in 2020.

Looks like Trump is up 7% in polls at the moment. The GOP advantage has more than halved in a dozen years.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at October 31, 2024 12:09 AM (FC8SQ)

556 Or a counterfeit 100 Grand bar
Posted by: Doof at October 30, 2024 11:30 PM
-

i snickered


Not getting twix these puns.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 31, 2024 12:09 AM (lUFok)

557 Show your stuff with those 3 things, limerick boy!
Posted by: Doof at October 31, 2024 12:08 AM (RFPHU)

I don't know if he can beat gay Finnish hockey player murdered by his much older boyfriend.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 12:09 AM (MGB5H)

558 So garbage is going to be the tipping point in this election? I refuse to believe it.
Posted by: muldoon

Agree, but won't waste my breath.

Posted by: Economical CO2 emitter Miklos at October 31, 2024 12:10 AM (FRB3p)

559 What kind of sick f*ck would hand out mini salad packets on Halloween? People like that lady who screamed at the toddler, maybe. Certainly no Trump voter.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist and Duchesse de la Garbage at October 31, 2024 12:10 AM (w6EFb)

560 When I moved to Houston in 1984, the city was run by the business sector and the Petroleum Club. And run pretty well. Then the Katrina imports started electing nitwits like Sylvester Turner and the Teen Commissar. Now it's just another blue bunghole.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2024 12:07 AM (EsZUh)

Blue bayou >> Blue bunghole

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2024 12:11 AM (Aqu9a)

561 Happening now: A group of 100+ from all over—Venezuela, Dominican Republic, Honduras, Colombia—Cross the river illegally into Texas just outside of Shelby Park in Eagle Pass.

https://tinyurl.com/frtmbksk

Posted by: Ciampino - So, wetbaks at October 31, 2024 12:11 AM (i0xsb)

562 Elon Musk shells out $35 million on Texas estate for his 11 children

https://mol.im/a/14018209
Posted by: Ciampino - Nice to be rich at October 31, 2024 12:09 AM (i0xsb)

=====

Even the tranny?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 31, 2024 12:11 AM (xOnCy)

563 5 days. Goodnight.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2024 12:12 AM (LkLld)

564
Could not care that it was the Dodgers that won, just delighted the Yankees lost.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2024 12:12 AM (EsZUh)

565 Try some of these here corn dodgers, pilgrim.

Posted by: John Miklos-Wayne at October 31, 2024 12:12 AM (FRB3p)

566 Elon Musk shells out $35 million on Texas estate for his 11 children
---------------
And somewhere a real estate agent plans their overseas vacation.

Posted by: scampydog at October 31, 2024 12:13 AM (41CYW)

567 G'night, JackStraw.

Posted by: scampydog at October 31, 2024 12:13 AM (41CYW)

568 They also cleaned up their voting and went from DeSantis winning against a meth head by a few thousand votes. To him winning by 19 points. Maybe Florida was never a swing state.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 12:04 AM (MGB5H)

***

Republikkkan voter suppression!

Naw, I don’t think Florida was ever much of a swing state, at least not in the last 30 years. They finally cleaned up their voting. They probably have the most secure balloting in America, so of course the Democrat Cheat Machine has moved on to states with far less secure voting.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at October 31, 2024 12:13 AM (FC8SQ)

569 Blue bayou >> Blue bunghole
Posted by: Count de Monet

I always preferred the Roy Orbison version.

Posted by: Miklos gt new spaekers today for just such purposes at October 31, 2024 12:14 AM (FRB3p)

570 So garbage is going to be the tipping point in this election? I refuse to believe it.
Posted by: muldoon

Agree, but won't waste my breath.
Posted by: Economical CO2 emitter Miklos

Biden can't be held responsible for what he said, since he is non compost mentis.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 31, 2024 12:14 AM (gDlxJ)

571 Could not care that it was the Dodgers that won, just delighted the Yankees lost.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 31, 2024 12:12 AM (EsZUh)


And no banging of metal trash cans needed

Posted by: Doof at October 31, 2024 12:14 AM (RFPHU)

572 547 So garbage is going to be the tipping point in this election? I refuse to believe it.
Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2024 12:07 AM (uCfKO)

--------

According to the Federation of Landfill Security Workers, some waste is a terrible thing to mind.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 31, 2024 12:14 AM (kbyy+)

573 Illinois has hate police now

https://tinyurl.com/bddz48rr

Posted by: Ciampino - Do Not Think In Public at October 31, 2024 12:15 AM (i0xsb)

574 And somewhere a real estate agent plans their overseas vacation.
Posted by: scampydog

Retirement

Posted by: Miklos so suspects at October 31, 2024 12:15 AM (FRB3p)

575 Show your stuff with those 3 things, limerick boy!
Posted by: Doof

************

Whoa! Let's tone down the rhetoric, shall we, pickleball nerd!!

Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2024 12:15 AM (uCfKO)

576 First of all Cruz is going to win. It is either gonna be Trump Cruz or we lose all. I never got the Cruz hate, we need him. He and DeSantis have only gone up in my book over the few years. The GOP that matters is united, Anything outside of that might as well be Lincoln Project.

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 12:15 AM (Xa1Pr)

577 And no banging of metal trash cans needed
Posted by: Doof at October 31, 2024 12:14 AM (RFPHU)

I still think the funniest baseball meme I have ever seen was altuve looking at an iPad after hitting a home run. And it said aww it looks like he was awarded screen time.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 12:16 AM (MGB5H)

578 555

2012, huh? Kerry against a native Texan incumbent POTUS, in a GOP landslide year.

Trump +8 & change in TX is appx what Trump won TX by last time, IIRC.

Posted by: mnw at October 31, 2024 12:16 AM (NLIak)

579 So garbage is going to be the tipping point in this election? I refuse to believe it.
Posted by: muldoon

Agree, but won't waste my breath.

Posted by: Economical CO2 emitter Miklos at October 31, 2024 12:10 AM (FRB3p)

MAGA is having a blast this election season, and Kamala is trying to channel Dark Brandon. If people who normally stay out of the whole election thing see how all the cool kids are MAGA now, maybe they'll want to join up. There are a lot of people who never vote. DJT at McDonald's, the MAGA garbage truck and Trump's story about it are the kind of things that cut through political b.s.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist and Duchesse de la Garbage at October 31, 2024 12:16 AM (w6EFb)

580 Jimmy Kimmel's 19 minute anti-Trump rant backfires with viewers

https://mol.im/a/14020461

Posted by: Ciampino - How it usually goes for these braniacs at October 31, 2024 12:16 AM (i0xsb)

581 558, rubbish.

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 12:16 AM (Xa1Pr)

582 Moving stuff out of my deceased mother's house then towed a car.
Almost got jumped by two idiots (shoved off balance by one then rushed by both) until pushy found my Beretta Tomcat pointed at his face.
Made his buddy back off and he didn't try anything after that.
Weeeeee.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 30, 2024 11:59 PM (elaR+)

Damn! Glad to hear you are safe. Figure they were out to rob you?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2024 12:16 AM (STgt8)

583 Even the tranny?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 31, 2024 12:11 AM (xOnCy)

Serious answer. Yes If it still has a relationship with the mother since the two mansions are for two of the mothers. Now the other 3 from the third mother might not. He’s currently in a custody battle,

I think Musk must have a time dilation machine in order to do everything he does and involved in.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2024 12:17 AM (D6PGr)

584 Garbage puns are hard.

Could we do fish instead?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 31, 2024 12:17 AM (kbyy+)

585 Whoa! Let's tone down the rhetoric, shall we, pickleball nerd!!
Posted by: muldoon

Pickleballers are known for circular arguments.

Posted by: Miklos so knows at October 31, 2024 12:17 AM (FRB3p)

586 Illinois has hate police now

https://tinyurl.com/bddz48rr
Posted by: Ciampino - Do Not Think In Public at October 31, 2024 12:15 AM (i0xsb)

The state that you can't remove people from "camping" on your property. I'm SHOCKED.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 12:17 AM (MGB5H)

587 Whoa! Let's tone down the rhetoric, shall we, pickleball nerd!!
Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2024 12:15 AM (uCfKO)


Booooooooooo!!
That's not even close to being a limerick.

Posted by: Doof at October 31, 2024 12:17 AM (RFPHU)

588 ...waste is a terrible thing to mind.
Posted by: Cicero

********

Heh!

Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2024 12:17 AM (uCfKO)

589 Garbage puns are hard.

Could we do fish instead?
Posted by: Cicero

Enough carping.

Posted by: Miklos considers carp as the trashest of all trash fish at October 31, 2024 12:18 AM (FRB3p)

590 I want a preference cascade, dammit!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist and Duchesse de la Garbage at October 31, 2024 12:19 AM (w6EFb)

591 see how all the cool kids are MAGA now
-----------
Seeing this too. During the runup to Obama's first term a lib told me I was just wasting my vote by not voting for him. I'm using that line on Kamala voters this go around.

Posted by: scampydog at October 31, 2024 12:19 AM (41CYW)

592 579

Posted by: Economical CO2 emitter Miklos at October 31, 2024 12:10 AM (FRB3p)

----
So Miklos you have achieved GREEN, the Left's Nirvana?

Posted by: Ciampino - More effiviency, more! at October 31, 2024 12:19 AM (i0xsb)

593 About Ted Cruz.

Watch him up close and personal, when he's speaking live, on stage, speaking from memory and not off of a teleprompter.

The man radiates intelligence, humor, goodwill, humility and a charisma, driven not so much by personal attribute, as a solid core of integrity and a will to serve.

Watch the VIDEO of that same stage event, and wonder in awe, as to how much the camera hates Ted Cruz.

He's one of the least telegenic personas in all of politics, and it's just a Bad Luck thing, in that regard.

Were he to spend a weekend at the TX MO MEET, y'all would turn quasi-(d), and vote for him several times, each.

*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2024 12:20 AM (Xo+UM)

594 I want a preference cascade, dammit!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist and Duchesse de la Garbage at October 31, 2024 12:19 AM (w6EFb)

Cautiously, I feel like we are seeing it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 12:20 AM (MGB5H)

595 I still think the funniest baseball meme I have ever seen was altuve looking at an iPad after hitting a home run. And it said aww it looks like he was awarded screen time.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 12:16 AM (MGB5H)


That's awesome!

Posted by: Doof at October 31, 2024 12:20 AM (RFPHU)

596 591 see how all the cool kids are MAGA now

----------

It kind of feels like...WINNING

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 31, 2024 12:20 AM (kbyy+)

597 *Lifts a beer to Jim*

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 12:21 AM (MGB5H)

598 I want a preference cascade, dammit!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist and Duchesse de la Garbage

And Cascade that will make your glassware SPARKLE

Posted by: Miklos has two (2) dishwashers-me and the Kitchenaid at October 31, 2024 12:21 AM (FRB3p)

599 Illinois has hate police now

https://tinyurl.com/bddz48rr
Posted by: Ciampino - Do Not Think In Public at October 31, 2024 12:15 AM (i0xsb)


The Stasi never sleep.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2024 12:21 AM (W/lyH)

600 non composr mentos

********

Thread winner!

Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2024 12:21 AM (uCfKO)

601 Check out this snippet from the Rogan interview (I still haven't watched it all).

https://tinyurl.com/4xyw3rm9

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist and Duchesse de la Garbage at October 31, 2024 12:22 AM (w6EFb)

602 Peace out y'all.

Posted by: Doof at October 31, 2024 12:22 AM (RFPHU)

603 Remember when FL was going to be the next swing state? And the lapdog media were all a-twitter about, "FL is no longer a red state. It's turning purple!"

They were saying that 4 years ago, & again 2 years ago. How'd that work out?

Something TX gloomers might wish to contemplate.
Posted by: mnw at October 30, 2024 11:59 PM (NLIak)

***

Dude, Florida was *the* swing state for many election cycles. It was literally ground zero for Bush v Gore.

The Democrats have clearly abandoned it. They’ve got AZ and GA now. They’ve got WI and MI. They’ll have TX in 20 years.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at October 31, 2024 12:22 AM (FC8SQ)

604 How about the Cruz thing to the Supreme Court that is regularly floated? I don't know enough about him beyond the sound bites. He seems to be intellectually talented, but I've not dug in.

Posted by: scampydog at October 31, 2024 12:23 AM (41CYW)

605 *pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim

*does same in Solidarnosc*

Posted by: Miklos will need moar manana at October 31, 2024 12:23 AM (FRB3p)

606 Kamala faces backlash after promising to 'always tell you the truth'

https://mol.im/a/14017633

Posted by: Ciampino - More efficiency, more! at October 31, 2024 12:23 AM (i0xsb)

607 Erebus yikes!
Glad you are safe.
Did you call the cops ?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 31, 2024 12:23 AM (gDlxJ)

608 552, seems like it, it was a Hell of a change.

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 12:24 AM (Xa1Pr)

609 Garbage puns are hard.

Could we do fish instead?
Posted by: Cicero

Enough carping.
Posted by: Miklos considers carp as the trashest of all trash fish at October 31, 2024 12:18 AM (FRB3p)


You can always refuse.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 31, 2024 12:25 AM (W/lyH)

610
Biden bit 3 babies, not just one:
https://tinyurl.com/27p7sajk

Garbage talking baby biter.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 31, 2024 12:25 AM (w6EFb)

611 Spain is hit by catastrophic flood horror with scores dead in Valencia

https://mol.im/a/14018747

Posted by: Ciampino - They had a drought not long ago at October 31, 2024 12:25 AM (i0xsb)

612 *pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

*********

Jim Sunk-

FYI. Met with the team yesterday. Texas Rangerts are now on the fugitive case. The noose tightens.

Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2024 12:25 AM (uCfKO)

613 Dude, Florida was *the* swing state for many election cycles. It was literally ground zero for Bush v Gore.

The Democrats have clearly abandoned it. They’ve got AZ and GA now. They’ve got WI and MI. They’ll have TX in 20 years.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at October 31, 2024 12:22 AM (FC8SQ)

Because DeSantis fired that chick that ran the cheat there, blanking on her name, purged 800k names off the rolls, all "D voters". Etc etc. other states have followed suit. NC most notably, it'll be called immediately. This is the path for states. Take over the legislature clean up the voting.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 12:26 AM (MGB5H)

614 Bigly yuuuge move on betting markets toward the Kamel in the past 36 hours.

OMB still the favorite but the odds have slipped.

Part of it early voting numbers have somewhat improved for the Kamel. And the cheat is real and spectacular.

Posted by: Settled Science - Deplorable Garbage at October 31, 2024 12:26 AM (N49oo)

615 I just saw a Harris commercial with the life long conservative guy. Alway wondered what that troll looked like.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2024 12:26 AM (D6PGr)

616 Cheers, Jim SND. *Lifts celebratory, World Series, Bacardi Pepsi.*

Posted by: scampydog at October 31, 2024 12:26 AM (41CYW)

617 So Miklos you have achieved GREEN, the Left's Nirvana?
Posted by: Ciampino

There is a small methane issue.

I like Mexican food and want my farts SUBSIZED

Posted by: Miklos will fart 4 cash at October 31, 2024 12:26 AM (FRB3p)

618 Cruz would make a good supreme court justice. But we'd need a pretty comfortable senate majority because I think there would be GOP defectors.

Posted by: Pumpkin Spice Personal Lubricant at October 31, 2024 12:26 AM (VYLCQ)

619 Serious answer. Yes If it still has a relationship with the mother since the two mansions are for two of the mothers.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2024 12:17 AM (D6PGr)

=====

I thought he was an adult now and wanted nothing to do with him. But we'll see.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 31, 2024 12:26 AM (xOnCy)

620 Texas isn’t going Dem because hispanic voters are moving right, not left. They hate this tranny bullshit every bit as much as we do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2024 12:27 AM (S6gqv)

621 Damn! Glad to hear you are safe. Figure they were out to rob you?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Nope. Just a couple guys trying to act tough.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 31, 2024 12:27 AM (elaR+)

622 Garbage puns are hard.

********

I'm always at your disposal.

Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2024 12:27 AM (uCfKO)

623 Well, the electric utility came and went today, and left me not one, but two free utiility poles in the ditch. I fired up the tractor this afternoon, and skidded both of them into the area of my yard where I am wont to put such things. I am thinking maybe cut them into short sections, and use them as the foundation for a vehicle service ramp, maybe two feet off the ground. I already have some 3X12 planks, would need a few more, but little else would need to be bought.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2024 12:28 AM (STgt8)

624 How about the Cruz thing to the Supreme Court that is regularly floated? I don't know enough about him beyond the sound bites. He seems to be intellectually talented, but I've not dug in.
Posted by: scampydog at October 31, 2024 12:23 AM (41CYW)

He'd be a true constitutional justice. Listen his pod where he talks about cases. He's argued in front of the court a number of times. Trump offered to put him on and he declined. But in the long run I believe that will be where he ends up and will be a very good thing.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 12:28 AM (MGB5H)

625 ....How about the Cruz thing to the Supreme Court that is regularly floated? I don't know enough about him beyond the sound bites. He seems to be intellectually talented, but I've not dug in. Posted by: scampydog at October 31, 2024 12:23 AM (41CYW)


Pretty hard to beat Cruz's record as Texas Solicitor General, arguing cases before the U.S. Supreme Court.

IIRC, the dude batted 1000, and not a small number of cases.

I'd like to see a few years overlap, with both Cruz *and* Thomas, still on the Court.

The Intellectual Horsepower would shame the left. If, that is, the left could be shamed.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2024 12:28 AM (Xo+UM)

626 Garbage puns are hard.

********

I'm always at your disposal.
Posted by: muldoon

All these puns have bin recycled.

Posted by: Miklos is of a certain sort at October 31, 2024 12:29 AM (FRB3p)

627 Because DeSantis fired that chick that ran the cheat there, blanking on her name, purged 800k names off the rolls, all "D voters". Etc etc. other states have followed suit. NC most notably, it'll be called immediately. This is the path for states. Take over the legislature clean up the voting.

Arizona is just getting started on this. The Reps have to clear out the Dems, the RINOs, and the McCainiacs. Taking out Stephen Richer in the primary was one of the first baby steps down the path.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 31, 2024 12:29 AM (lUFok)

628 609
So is carpe diem the daily fish?

Posted by: Ciampino - don't make me laugh at October 31, 2024 12:30 AM (i0xsb)

629 I'd say it's 50/50 they even keep Alonso
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 12:06 AM (MGB5H)

I thought Alonso still had another year at Aston Martin?

Posted by: Pete Bog at October 31, 2024 12:30 AM (hSHxS)

630 The thing I note about Cruz, good or bad, is he ain’t in it for the money.

He could be making a ton more having his own law firm in Texas.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 31, 2024 12:30 AM (D6PGr)

631 Garbage puns are just offal!

Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2024 12:30 AM (uCfKO)

632 Erebus yikes!
Glad you are safe.
Did you call the cops ?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Thanks.
Police were called, but they got away.
Crappy police response time and the plate on their vehicle was registered to an out of date name/address.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 31, 2024 12:30 AM (elaR+)

633 The French word for grape is “raisin”. I don’t know their word for raisin, but I doubt it is “grape”.

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 12:30 AM (Xa1Pr)

634 FYI. Met with the team yesterday. Texas Rangerts are now on the fugitive case. The noose tightens.
Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2024 12:25 AM (uCfKO)

Any progress on the digging front?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2024 12:31 AM (STgt8)

635 Thanks for the Cruz feedback. I'll add some studying to the reading/get smartened up list.

Posted by: scampydog at October 31, 2024 12:31 AM (41CYW)

636 628, heh

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 12:32 AM (Xa1Pr)

637 Arizona is just getting started on this. The Reps have to clear out the Dems, the RINOs, and the McCainiacs. Taking out Stephen Richer in the primary was one of the first baby steps down the path.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 31, 2024 12:29 AM (lUFok)

Same in TX. Paxton trying to go after the fraud so the bushies impeached him because he beat a bush. All but 2 I believe were ousted in primaries. Win the state fix the voting. And NC has shown how to do it without the governor. VA has shown how to do it without the legislature.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 12:32 AM (MGB5H)

638 Met with the team yesterday. Texas Rangerts are now on the fugitive case. The noose tightens.
Posted by: muldoon
------------
Was thinking about you/this the other day, Muldoon. Keep us updated.

Posted by: scampydog at October 31, 2024 12:33 AM (41CYW)

639 Garbage puns are hard.

********

I'm always at your disposal.
Posted by: muldoon

All these puns have bin recycled.
Posted by: Miklos is of a certain sort

You're just trash talking now.

Posted by: Some Garbage Rat Poison at October 31, 2024 12:34 AM (vJiyU)

640 The French word for grape is “raisin”. I don’t know their word for raisin, but I doubt it is “grape”.
Posted by: Quint

The French term is "omlette du fromage".

Actually, the French term for everything is "omlette du fromage"

Quite a simple language, really

Posted by: Le Mikleuse mes chers amis at October 31, 2024 12:35 AM (FRB3p)

641 Garbage puns are hard.

********

I'm always at your disposal.
Posted by: muldoon

All these puns have bin recycled.
Posted by: Miklos is of a certain sort

You're just trash talking now.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat Poison at October 31, 2024 12:34 AM (vJiyU)

I refuse to believe this.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 12:35 AM (MGB5H)

642 ...FYI. Met with the team yesterday. Texas Rangerts are now on the fugitive case. The noose tightens. Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2024 12:25 AM (uCfKO)


Sure would love to know if they corner him somewhat close to my area. I'd love to go video the festivities for you!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2024 12:35 AM (Xo+UM)

643 The funny thing is the two guys yelled, " we know where you live!"

Actually you don't.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 31, 2024 12:36 AM (elaR+)

644 Well, getting ready to rest my garbage bones for the evening. G'nite, all.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2024 12:36 AM (mH6SG)

645
The Great British Baking Show is the greatest. Netflix has a "suggestive language warning."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 31, 2024 12:36 AM (3780D)

646 613, Ohio too has moved from perennial swing state to solid red, it helps.

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 12:36 AM (Xa1Pr)

647 Any progress on the digging front?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

**********

Actually, yes. Big, aggressive push planed for 11/7. Multiple excavators, wide excavation.

Targeting all previous K9 hits. This is a raally big deasl. Should be definitive.

Will also drop a camera into the abandoned septic tank.

Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2024 12:36 AM (uCfKO)

648 The Great British Baking Show is the greatest. Netflix has a "suggestive language warning."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 31, 2024 12:36 AM (3780D)

They say cunt a lot don't they? Lie to me
If you have to.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 12:37 AM (MGB5H)

649 555

2012, huh? Kerry against a native Texan incumbent POTUS, in a GOP landslide year.

Trump +8 & change in TX is appx what Trump won TX by last time, IIRC.
Posted by: mnw at October 31, 2024 12:16 AM (NLIak)

***

2012 was Obama vs. Romney. Neither are TX natives. I left out 2008 because that was an odd year with an Obama landslide in a “historic” election. And, yes, 2000 and 2004 were elections with a popular former governor so they may not be the best comparison, but if you insist, TX GOP Presidential advantage:

2000: 21.32
2004: 22.87
2008: 11.75
2012: 15.79
2016: 8.99
2020*: 5.58
2024 (polls): 7.1

(*Unprecedented Democrat Cheat Year.)

That looks like a trend to me. If the GOP in TX were an airline, I’d be looking under my seat for a parachute.

Do you think a Republican will ever win TX by 20 points again? 10 points?

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at October 31, 2024 12:38 AM (FC8SQ)

650 Garbage puns are hard.

********

I'm always at your disposal.
Posted by: muldoon

All these puns have bin recycled.
Posted by: Miklos is of a certain sort

You're just trash talking now.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat Poison
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This thread is becoming littered with trash puns.

Posted by: scampydog at October 31, 2024 12:38 AM (41CYW)

651 640 The French term is "omlette du fromage".

Actually, the French term for everything is "omlette du fromage"
————
Fellow fan of Dexter’s Laboratory?

Posted by: Sorry Folks, My Last Nic Upset Everyone, The Moose Out Front Should've Told You at October 31, 2024 12:38 AM (7kSOl)

652 Sure would love to know if they corner him somewhat close to my area. I'd love to go video the festivities for you!

********

Closer to Corpus

Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2024 12:38 AM (uCfKO)

653 Heh, sounds like a good filler word!

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 12:39 AM (Xa1Pr)

654 Went to the IL stop hate site and reported Joe Biden for calling me garbage. Don't laugh..it hurt me deeply. Hate has no home here, I am told. ilstophate .org

Posted by: lizabth at October 31, 2024 12:39 AM (Jfw7U)

655 Garbage puns are hard.

********

I'm always at your disposal.
Posted by: muldoon

All these puns have bin recycled.
Posted by: Miklos is of a certain sort

You're just trash talking now.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat Poison at October 31, 2024 12:34 AM (vJiyU)

I refuse to believe this.
Posted by: BruceWayne

I'm down in the dumps now.

Posted by: Tuna at October 31, 2024 12:40 AM (oaGWv)

656 Were he to spend a weekend at the TX MO MEET, y'all would turn quasi-(d), and vote for him several times, each.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2024 12:20 AM (Xo+UM)

Well next year is an off year for the campaign cycle. Let’s invite him.

Posted by: Pete Bog at October 31, 2024 12:40 AM (hSHxS)

657 631 Garbage puns are just offal!

Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2024 12:30 AM (uCfKO)
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That's trash talk but gutsy.

Posted by: Ciampino - gutsy? at October 31, 2024 12:40 AM (i0xsb)

658 640 The French word for grape is “raisin”. I don’t know their word for raisin, but I doubt it is “grape”.
Posted by: Quint

The French term is "omlette du fromage".

Actually, the French term for everything is "omlette du fromage"

Quite a simple language, really
Posted by: Le Mikleuse mes chers amis at October 31, 2024 12:35 AM (FRB3p)

Is menage au frommage a thing? Because it should be.

Posted by: Sexy, sexy cheese at October 31, 2024 12:40 AM (VYLCQ)

659 Garbage puns are hard.

********

I'm always at your disposal.
Posted by: muldoon

All these puns have bin recycled.
Posted by: Miklos is of a certain sort

You're just trash talking now.
Posted by: Some Garbage Rat Poison
---------------
This thread is becoming littered with trash puns.
Posted by: scampydog at October 31, 2024 12:38 AM (41CYW)

Those are all just throw-away lines, anyway.

Posted by: Rex B at October 31, 2024 12:40 AM (Qs9lt)

660 Seems like a lot of flotsam to me.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 12:40 AM (MGB5H)

661 I'd like to see a few years overlap, with both Cruz *and* Thomas, still on the Court.

The Intellectual Horsepower would shame the left. If, that is, the left could be shamed.

Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2024 12:28 AM (Xo+UM)

Would love to see this. I watched Cruz grill the idiots and activists nominated to the Federal Courts.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at October 31, 2024 12:40 AM (hpxA0)

662 Well next year is an off year for the campaign cycle. Let’s invite him.
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 31, 2024 12:40 AM (hSHxS)

Teddy, Elon and Donj

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 12:41 AM (MGB5H)

663 648, if they said spaz they would be taken off the air, vive le différence.

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 12:41 AM (Xa1Pr)

664 The funny thing is the two guys yelled, " we know where you live!"

Actually you don't.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 31, 2024 12:36 AM (elaR+)

Heh! "I can shoot you at home, and drag your lifeless carcass over the threshhold, and make it a good shoot."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2024 12:41 AM (STgt8)

665 and use them as the foundation for a vehicle service ramp, maybe two feet off the ground. I already have some 3X12 planks, would need a few more, but little else would need to be bought.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2024 12:28 AM (STgt

AOP, I think you should use them to build a suspension bridge to nowhere. Just because.

Posted by: Pete Bog at October 31, 2024 12:42 AM (hSHxS)

666 Those are all just throw-away lines, anyway.
Posted by: Rex

***********

Litterally!

Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2024 12:42 AM (uCfKO)

667 The French term is "omlette du fromage".
Actually, the French term for everything is "omlette du fromage"
Quite a simple language, really
Posted by: Le Mikleuse mes chers amis


"Dexter" sock missing.

Posted by: mikeski at October 31, 2024 12:42 AM (DgGvY)

668 Is menage au frommage a thing? Because it should be.
Posted by: Sexy, sexy cheese at October 31, 2024 12:40 AM (VYLCQ)

Frottage in the cottage?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2024 12:43 AM (STgt8)

669 657 631 Garbage puns are just offal!

Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2024 12:30 AM (uCfKO)
----
That's trash talk but gutsy.

Posted by: Ciampino - gutsy? at October 31, 2024 12:40 AM (i0xsb)
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On second thoughts, what tripe!

Posted by: Ciampino - the bastards are ingeniously clever at October 31, 2024 12:45 AM (i0xsb)

670 Story please...
Posted by: BruceWayne
Sorry Bruce had to bounce out for a bit...

Wamart. I had my cart over to the side waiting for Hubbymayhem to get something from the frozen food case. Jumbo saddles between me and the case saying ,"excuse you ". Clearly someone who thinks she can be shotty to anyone without consequences. I said why? I'm not in the way.
Deer in the headlights expression, says you're in the middle of the aisle. I raise an eyebrow and tell her... "No, I'm not. There's a good 5.5 feet between me and that case. If you cannot heave your bulk through there, it might be time to invest in salad. Keep waddling heifer."
Stupid twat didn't know how to deal with someone who pushes back and doesn't take prisoners.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at October 31, 2024 12:45 AM (4XwPj)

671 Because DeSantis fired that chick that ran the cheat there, blanking on her name, purged 800k names off the rolls, all "D voters". Etc etc. other states have followed suit. NC most notably, it'll be called immediately. This is the path for states. Take over the legislature clean up the voting.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 12:26 AM (MGB5H)

***

Yep. Now Florida’s elections are secure and efficient and free of bullshit. If the GOP could pull that off everywhere the Donks would implode. PA, GA and AZ would be deep red. IL would be a swing state.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at October 31, 2024 12:46 AM (FC8SQ)

672 628 either that or perch diem

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 12:47 AM (Xa1Pr)

673 And Cascade that will make your glassware SPARKLE

Posted by: Miklos has two (2) dishwashers-me and the Kitchenaid at October 31, 2024 12:21 AM (FRB3p)

Ah don't know nothin' 'bout newfangled dishwashing machines. I use Dawn.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist and Duchesse de la Garbage at October 31, 2024 12:47 AM (w6EFb)

674 Arizona is just getting started on this. The Reps have to clear out the Dems, the RINOs, and the McCainiacs. Taking out Stephen Richer in the primary was one of the first baby steps down the path.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 31, 2024 12:29 AM (lUFok)

Same in TX. Paxton trying to go after the fraud so the bushies impeached him because he beat a bush. All but 2 I believe were ousted in primaries. Win the state fix the voting. And NC has shown how to do it without the governor. VA has shown how to do it without the legislature.
Posted by: BruceWayne

In between AZ and TX is East California. The odds of it swinging back to anything resembling a healthy democracy not only requires cleaning out the state, counties, and cities governments at every level - with very few exceptions they are run by leftwing super majorities - is the legal systems is dominated by Democrats. This list of judges up for retention this cycle is the tip of the legal iceberg.

https://is.gd/bXX5mG

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at October 31, 2024 12:47 AM (tPMOE)

675 If you cannot heave your bulk through there, it might be time to invest in salad. Keep waddling heifer."
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench)
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Glad it all turned out well in the end. Must say, Bravo on the verbal eye poke.

Posted by: scampydog at October 31, 2024 12:49 AM (41CYW)

676 Wamart. I had my cart over to the side waiting for Hubbymayhem to get something from the frozen food case. Jumbo saddles between me and the case saying ,"excuse you ". Clearly someone who thinks she can be shotty to anyone without consequences. I said why? I'm not in the way.
Deer in the headlights expression, says you're in the middle of the aisle. I raise an eyebrow and tell her... "No, I'm not. There's a good 5.5 feet between me and that case. If you cannot heave your bulk through there, it might be time to invest in salad. Keep waddling heifer."
Stupid twat didn't know how to deal with someone who pushes back and doesn't take prisoners.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at October 31, 2024 12:45 AM (4XwPj)

Bwahahahhaah that's a great one. Reminds me of a MamaWayne story also at Walmart and she's in the frozen area looking through the frozen veggies. Jumbo comes barreling into her and says "do you know where I can find the frozen burritos?" MamaWayne huffs at her rolls her eyes and yells "do I look like I eat burritos!"

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 12:49 AM (MGB5H)

677 Closer to Corpus
Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2024 12:38 AM (uCfKO)

Not making light of your situation but that may be the most unintentional pun ever.

I hope November 7 is definitive enough to allow you, your wife and FIL some peace at last.

Posted by: Pete Bog at October 31, 2024 12:50 AM (hSHxS)

678 Not making light of your situation but that may be the most unintentional pun ever.
Posted by: Pete Bog

********

Oh well spotted Pete B. I hadn't made the connection to corpus. Excellent, Especially at Halloween time. I keep laughing every time I see skeleton decorations.

Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2024 12:54 AM (uCfKO)

679 Oh well spotted Pete B. I hadn't made the connection to corpus. Excellent, Especially at Halloween time. I keep laughing every time I see skeleton decorations.
Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2024 12:54 AM (uCfKO)

I meant no offense and sincerely hope you took none.

Posted by: Pete Bog at October 31, 2024 12:56 AM (hSHxS)

680 And apparently I also killed the thread

Posted by: Pete Bog at October 31, 2024 12:57 AM (hSHxS)

681 Love Death and Robots is pretty good.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 31, 2024 12:57 AM (lhenN)

682 between AZ and TX is East California. The odds of it swinging back to anything resembling a healthy democracy not only requires cleaning out the state, counties, and cities governments at every level - with very few exceptions they are run by leftwing super majorities - is the legal systems is dominated by Democrats. This list of judges up for retention this cycle is the tip of the legal iceberg.

https://is.gd/bXX5mG
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at October 31, 2024 12:47 AM (tPMOE)

Damn SOOOOO many Grisham appointees

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 12:58 AM (MGB5H)

683 I meant no offense and sincerely hope you took none.

*********

Absolutely none.

after sixteen years the absurdity way outweighs the drama.

Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2024 12:59 AM (uCfKO)

684 MamaWayne huffs at her rolls her eyes and yells "do I look like I eat burritos!"
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 12:49 AM (MGB5H)

=====

Ha! I have an opposite story. Mr. Jordan61 and I were checking into a hotel, and the desk guy was pointing out where things were, and said he apologized but the gym was closed for renovations. And I said to him, "do we look like we go to the gym?"

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 31, 2024 12:59 AM (xOnCy)

685 Oooofff....that couple arrested for bumping uglies in Lavonia, Georgia. I was going to see if the female side of equation was in anyway hot.

She was NOT. She's 49 and looks to be closer to 70.

Posted by: Orson at October 31, 2024 01:00 AM (dIske)

686 I'm off. Good night folks!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at October 31, 2024 01:00 AM (4XwPj)

687 And I said to him, "do we look like we go to the gym?"
Posted by: Jordan61

**********

Snort!

Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2024 01:01 AM (uCfKO)

688 https://is.gd/bXX5mG
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at October 31, 2024 12:47 AM (tPMOE)

Damn SOOOOO many Grisham appointees
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 12:58 AM (MGB5H)

I'm a pretty firm vote em out fuck em guy, but we have a great gov rn. And he's appointed half of ours up. The other half is 3 HORRIBLE libs, and people appointed by former repub governors. One who I can't stand, one who was good but they been on the bench like 25 years now. Nope, yoi gotta go do our good gov can replace you.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 01:01 AM (MGB5H)

689 Ha! I have an opposite story. Mr. Jordan61 and I were checking into a hotel, and the desk guy was pointing out where things were, and said he apologized but the gym was closed for renovations. And I said to him, "do we look like we go to the gym?"
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 31, 2024 12:59 AM (xOnCy)

HAH!

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 01:02 AM (MGB5H)

690 Random. Got one of those phishing texts today. "What are you doing?" Was in the mood to smart off and replied with, "Pondering the 8th element on the periodic table. You? It got funny thereafter. Usually my go to line is trying to sell them an imaginary 1974 Nova.

Posted by: scampydog at October 31, 2024 01:02 AM (41CYW)

691 Oooofff....that couple arrested for bumping uglies in Lavonia, Georgia. I was going to see if the female side of equation was in anyway hot.

She was NOT. She's 49 and looks to be closer to 70.
Posted by: Orson at October 31, 2024 01:00 AM (dIske)

But how's her boobs?

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 01:02 AM (MGB5H)

692 Nope, still awake, and paying attention. Made a little more progress on my Suburban engine replacement task. Drained the transfer case, removed the rear driveshaft, an the transfer case mount and crossmember, and unplugged all the wires. Uncoupled the front driveshaft from the front differential, and could not remove it; the slip spline where it enters the transfer case is seized solid. I have encountered this before. There is so little relative movement between the fix-mounted differential and the fix-mounted T-case, that the splines become rusted together. The front drive shaft will have to come with the T-case as it gets removed. That is on deck for tomorrow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2024 01:02 AM (STgt8)

693 Halp, please!

I need prayer for peace of mind, good humor, and tolerance. Due to the last Flash Cadillac performance on Friday, we are seeing a bunch of friends and family this week and some of them are rabid leftists who range from annoying jerks to obnoxious bullies. Election season is a terrible time to party with these people.

I really hate the meanness and the lies and the stupidity. This really stresses me out.

Thanks, my grey box friends. I'm so glad I can come here and hang out with sane, kind people.

Posted by: Emmie at October 31, 2024 01:03 AM (p+NqZ)

694 347 I have a real problems with gluten. I read somewhere that wheat was modified in the 1950s or so, to increase gluten, as gluten is responsible for the texture in baked goods.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 30, 2024 11:15 PM (D6+4s)

OK but up until 2010 very few people had ever had an issue with it. And then one day it was everywhere. Things don’t happen that fast metabolically.
Posted by: Settled Science - Deplorable Garbage at October 30, 2024 11:17 PM (dWKBd)


They only came out with a blood test that could detect that a few years earlier.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at October 31, 2024 01:04 AM (SRRAx)

695 If Trump’s victory is finally secured because of Biden’s garbage comment, that means the media and Dems did it to themselves. The media/Dems would not stop talking about the comedian’s joke, they kept in the news for days by force. They forced Biden to comment on it because they would not let up about it.

Talk about one of the great owns petard hoistings if that does it.

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 01:04 AM (Xa1Pr)

696 Posted by: Emmie at October 31, 2024 01:03 AM (p+NqZ)

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Done

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 31, 2024 01:04 AM (xOnCy)

697 I'm so glad I can come here and hang out with sane, kind people.

Posted by: Emmie

**************

Wait! Whut?

Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2024 01:05 AM (uCfKO)

698 OK but up until 2010 very few people had ever had an issue with it. And then one day it was everywhere. Things don’t happen that fast metabolically.
Posted by: Settled Science - Deplorable Garbage at October 30, 2024 11:17 PM (dWKBd)

They only came out with a blood test that could detect that a few years earlier.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at October 31, 2024 01:04 AM (SRRAx)

Having celiac or lesser true gluten allergies are completely diff than Karen who wants to bitch about the menu.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 01:06 AM (MGB5H)

699 a Ford F150 with a bench seat provides about the same room as a Chevy Caprice of the 70s (or were you thinking of the monster family sedans of the 50s and 60s?)

You would probably be surprised if you compared actual car sizes over the decades. The peak was reached generally about 1971 and the first wave of downsizing returned full size cars to about 1965 sizes. The largest non limo vehicles in history intended for personal transportation are the modern big pickups. Your eyes are fooled by that the classic 50s- 90s cars were designed to the lower longer wider aesthetic. It looks way bigger by itself, but 98-11 Town Cars, the last traditional cars made, are not a lot bigger than modern Camrys and Accords at least on the outside.

Posted by: azjaeger at October 31, 2024 01:06 AM (3/XaG)

700 Posted by: Emmie at October 31, 2024 01:03 AM (p+NqZ)

*fist bump emmie*. Though I'm not sure we are sane.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 01:07 AM (MGB5H)

701 Winding down myself. Will bid you good night.

Endeavor to persevere!

Posted by: muldoon at October 31, 2024 01:09 AM (uCfKO)

702 It looks way bigger by itself, but 98-11 Town Cars, the last traditional cars made, are not a lot bigger than modern Camrys and Accords at least on the outside.
Posted by: azjaeger at October 31, 2024 01:06 AM (3/XaG)

The Buick Electra 225 was 225 inches long!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2024 01:11 AM (STgt8)

703 Uncoupled the front driveshaft from the front differential, and could not remove it; the slip spline where it enters the transfer case is seized solid. I have encountered this before. There is so little relative movement between the fix-mounted differential and the fix-mounted T-case, that the splines become rusted together. The front drive shaft will have to come with the T-case as it gets removed. That is on deck for tomorrow.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------------
Is this the Suburban - that of the return trip from Mesa to the Casa de AOP, from ONT's of days gone past?

Posted by: scampydog at October 31, 2024 01:11 AM (41CYW)

704 “The theft of nonprofit funds deprives communities of critical resources, erodes public trust, and cheats donors who give in good faith,”
---------
So, is this 'Dominique Morgan' creature a male, or a female?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2024 01:11 AM (XeU6L)

705 Thanks, Jordan.

Posted by: Emmie at October 31, 2024 01:11 AM (p+NqZ)

706 Fellow fan of Dexter’s Laboratory?
Posted by: Sorry Folks, My Last Nic Upset

Deedee


OUT OF THE LAB

Posted by: Miklos, who considered Dexter's accent Swedish-Hungarian at October 31, 2024 01:13 AM (FRB3p)

707 And I'm spent. Gonna sleep now.

Goodnight, y'all!

Posted by: Emmie at October 31, 2024 01:13 AM (p+NqZ)

708 The Buick Electra 225 was 225 inches long!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2024 01:11 AM

Seems small
-The Paulo.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 01:14 AM (MGB5H)

709 So, is this 'Dominique Morgan' creature a male, or a female?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.

..perhaps perhaps perhaps....

Posted by: Miklos, who likes the Cake version at October 31, 2024 01:15 AM (FRB3p)

710 So, is this 'Dominique Morgan' creature a male, or a female?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.

..perhaps perhaps perhaps....
Posted by: Miklos, who likes the Cake version at October 31, 2024 01:15 AM (FRB3p)

I was leaning more towards "yep"

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 01:16 AM (MGB5H)

711 Is this the Suburban - that of the return trip from Mesa to the Casa de AOP, from ONT's of days gone past?
Posted by: scampydog at October 31, 2024 01:11 AM (41CYW)

That's right. Rehabilitation of the wounded warrior. Both engine and transmission are effectively toast. It started and moved itself into the shop, but left to warm up, its oil pressure would drop to about zero, and it would knock like two skeletons fucking on a tin roof.

I have both engine and transmission from a rolled-over '98 Chev 3/4 ton 4X4 pickup to transplant in there. I will be going from a 4L60E transmission to a 4L80E transmission, which is bigger, but I don't expect any insurmountable problems. (crosses fingers)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2024 01:16 AM (STgt8)

712 So, is this 'Dominique Morgan' creature a male, or a female?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2024 01:11 AM (XeU6L)

I think it is, or was, an XY male. Chunky, it is.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2024 01:18 AM (STgt8)

713 Also, the reworking of American car preferences that started in the 1970s and seems to have finally stopped for the moment with the public rejection of EVs was one of the first times a media barrage was successfully used to change mass public thought drastically. I drive Town Cars, and the average person who notices has been programmed to think they are incapable of cornering over 15 mph and get 8 mpg and they would NEVER want anything like that but an even huger truck with four wheel drive that gets 15 mpg is perfectly desirable for people.that never even see a dirt road

Posted by: azjaeger at October 31, 2024 01:18 AM (3/XaG)

714 I'm so glad I can come here and hang out with sane, kind people.
Posted by: Emmie


Wait! Whut?
Posted by: muldoon


One out of two ain't bad.

Posted by: zombie Meat Loaf at October 31, 2024 01:18 AM (DgGvY)

715 *weeps silently*

Posted by: the forgotten, neglected, unloved and truly wretched Panhard at October 31, 2024 01:22 AM (FRB3p)

716 I have both engine and transmission from a rolled-over '98 Chev 3/4 ton 4X4 pickup to transplant in there. I will be going from a 4L60E transmission to a 4L80E transmission, which is bigger, but I don't expect any insurmountable problems. (crosses fingers)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Humor me a bit more. As a 29 year old working stiff, I likely missed some backstory. I thought you parked this in Utah or Colorado? Did you tow it back up to Canada?

Posted by: scampydog at October 31, 2024 01:22 AM (41CYW)

717 I drive Town Cars, and the average person who notices has been programmed to think they are incapable of cornering over 15 mph and get 8 mpg and they would NEVER want anything like that but an even huger truck with four wheel drive that gets 15 mpg is perfectly desirable for people.that never even see a dirt road
Posted by: azjaeger at October 31, 2024 01:18 AM (3/XaG)

***

My diesel F-350 gets triple digit mpg..

11.5, 11.6.. it always shows three digits on the display.

I actually use it, though. 8 ft bed, vinyl floors (easy to clean), barest bones trim. Pulls like a champ and has lots of dings. I hate mall-crawlers and brodozers that see so little use the 5ft beds have hard tonneau covers. Ridiculous.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at October 31, 2024 01:24 AM (FC8SQ)

718 The Buick Electra 225 was 225 inches long!

The first ones. The 71 body was even longer. Absolute peak length was reached once those same 71 GM bodies had the 5 mph bumpers tacked on front and rear in 74. Bumper law was classic case of stupid government. Supposed to save money but made the cars over heavy, restricted styling options, and cost way more to fix at over 5 mph.

Posted by: azjaeger at October 31, 2024 01:25 AM (3/XaG)

719 691 Oooofff....that couple arrested for bumping uglies in Lavonia, Georgia. I was going to see if the female side of equation was in anyway hot.

She was NOT. She's 49 and looks to be closer to 70.
Posted by: Orson at October 31, 2024 01:00 AM (dIske)

But how's her boobs?
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 01:02 AM (MGB5H)

___________________________

It was like the sun. You couldn't look directly at her for any length of time without seeing spots. And, the deal is a bit confusing. Smoking Gun had the mug shots. To me it looked like an elderly meth addict woman and a middle aged black man with long hair. But, the article insists that we're dealing with two lesbians. I'm not buying it....or looking at it again.

Posted by: Orson at October 31, 2024 01:26 AM (dIske)

720 {{Emmie}} Hang in there and do your best, my hope is that these people shall be stunned into silence very shortly. It is time for us to tell them all that they need to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.


Jordan, I hate raisins too. Yuck, how to ruin a really good cookie!!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 31, 2024 01:27 AM (Sgq8y)

721 It was like the sun. You couldn't look directly at her for any length of time without seeing spots. And, the deal is a bit confusing. Smoking Gun had the mug shots. To me it looked like an elderly meth addict woman and a middle aged black man with long hair. But, the article insists that we're dealing with two lesbians. I'm not buying it....or looking at it again.
Posted by: Orson at October 31, 2024 01:26 AM (dIske)

This made me chuckle.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 01:28 AM (MGB5H)

722 Jordan, I hate raisins too. Yuck, how to ruin a really good cookie!!!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 31, 2024 01:27 AM (Sgq8y)

*goes and eats his delicious oatmeal raisin cookie in the corner*

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 01:29 AM (MGB5H)

723 4L80E
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2024 01:16 AM (STgt

My Mom has a K2500. It’s seen some abuse as a farm truck. That transmission has held up well.

Good luck!

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at October 31, 2024 01:29 AM (FC8SQ)

724
I want to thank the Moron here the other day that mentioned Spider Solitaire being evil. Now I'm obsessed with the stupid thing.

Oh, Microsoft is fucking evil. The Windows 10 suite of card games is loaded with ads. We should've rebelled when they started trying to load ads in Windows desktops. Stupid phones are bad enough. But anyway, you can still install the old Windows 7 card games suite, or just use older versions with older Windows in virtual machines.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 31, 2024 01:30 AM (w6EFb)

725 Humor me a bit more. As a 29 year old working stiff, I likely missed some backstory. I thought you parked this in Utah or Colorado? Did you tow it back up to Canada?
Posted by: scampydog at October 31, 2024 01:22 AM (41CYW)

Yeah. The '99 that died, it died near Cedar City in southern Utah. I was able to limp it into town, 25 mph in second gear, the only forward gear left working. Made futile effort to find shop to repair it. Bought another '99, a 3/4 ton 'burb with big-block engine, and arranged to rent a U-haul trailer to tow the casualty back North. Could NOT tow the trailer on the freeway without a vicious sway starting every damned time I reached 40 mph. Dropped trailer and casualty back at dealership, and drove on. Discovered the newly-bought 'burb had a steering issue, and could not drive it over 65 mph. Made it to Helena, MT, OK, left it in a friend's storage yard, and had an Alberta friend come fetch me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2024 01:30 AM (STgt8)

726 Jordan, I hate raisins too. Yuck, how to ruin a really good cookie!!!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 31, 2024 01:27 AM (Sgq8y)

*goes and eats his delicious oatmeal raisin cookie in the corner*
Posted by: BruceWayne

The only things in the Break Barrel are those.

There is a list on the counter height fridge (empty) about what is supposed to be there, but...no.

Bastiges and Bastigettes

Posted by: Miklos has some Issues with You People at October 31, 2024 01:33 AM (FRB3p)

727 Oatmeal raisin cookies are in fact the king of cookies.

Posted by: C is for Cun...Cookie at October 31, 2024 01:35 AM (i5iKV)

728 Posted by: Miklos has some Issues with You People at October 31, 2024 01:33 AM (FRB3p)

What'd I do?? I love oatmeal and raisins!

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 01:35 AM (MGB5H)

729 Oatmeal raisin cookies are in fact the king of cookies.
Posted by: C is for Cun...Cookie at October 31, 2024 01:35 AM (i5iKV)

Local place does fresh ones with craisins. Can't complain bout that.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 01:36 AM (MGB5H)

730 *weeps silently*
Posted by: the forgotten, neglected, unloved and truly wretched Panhard at October 31, 2024 01:22 AM (FRB3p)

Heh. I refer to this Suburban as a "task", and not a "project" because the task has to be done to make one of the daily drivers viable again. Once all 3 Suburbans are fully roadworthy, one will be sold. Maybe two.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2024 01:37 AM (STgt8)

731 What'd I do?? I love oatmeal and raisins!
Posted by: BruceWayne

Replaced what you ate.

Good on ya, mate.

Posted by: Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Sheila and Miklos from the U of Wollamaloo at October 31, 2024 01:38 AM (FRB3p)

732 Yeah. The '99 that died, it died near Cedar City in southern Utah. I was able to limp it into town, 25 mph in second gear, the only forward gear left working. Made futile effort to find shop to repair it. Bought another '99, a 3/4 ton 'burb with big-block engine, and arranged to rent a U-haul trailer to tow the casualty back North. Could NOT tow the trailer on the freeway without a vicious sway starting every damned time I reached 40 mph. Dropped trailer and casualty back at dealership, and drove on. Discovered the newly-bought 'burb had a steering issue, and could not drive it over 65 mph. Made it to Helena, MT, OK, left it in a friend's storage yard, and had an Alberta friend come fetch me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-----------
If you're ever through central MN, I'm going to try to corral you to speak to the young staff about problem solving. And I'll buy dinner and all the rum and cokes. Thanks for filling in the backstory. Pain in the ass for you on a certain level, but a helluva story.

Posted by: scampydog at October 31, 2024 01:39 AM (41CYW)

733 Replaced what you ate.

Good on ya, mate.
Posted by: Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Sheila and Miklos from the U of Wollamaloo at October 31, 2024 01:38 AM (FRB3p

*gives miklos box of sun maid and tub of oats*
*goes back to eating cookies*

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 01:39 AM (MGB5H)

734
They only came out with a blood test that could detect that a few years earlier.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas

==============

Was there some other vague name for it before it became so widespread? Like catarrh, ague, that sort of thing? It also seems to me that it's exploded in recent years.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 31, 2024 01:41 AM (3780D)

735 Bastiges and Bastigettes
Posted by: Miklos has some Issues with You People
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Bastiges?

Posted by: Roman Maroni stole the show at October 31, 2024 01:41 AM (41CYW)

736 I love oatmeal raisin cookies, too!!!!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at October 31, 2024 01:42 AM (SRRAx)

737 Did the Lakers win something?

https://www.twitch.tv/smokenscan

Posted by: Ciampino - the bastards are at it at October 31, 2024 01:42 AM (i0xsb)

738
What kind of sick f*ck would hand out mini salad packets on Halloween? People like that lady who screamed at the toddler, maybe. Certainly no Trump voter.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

===============

I'm pretty sure it's a joke.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 31, 2024 01:43 AM (3780D)

739 love oatmeal raisin cookies, too!!!!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at October 31, 2024 01:42 AM (SRRAx)

See I knew we were like *points eyes to eyes*

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 01:43 AM (MGB5H)

740 Bruce Wayne, It is a textural thing with me, I like a nice crisp cookie without encountering an unidentified blob of something. I am weird that way.

One Halloween the kids had to contribute some of their candy to the little neighborhood boy who had broken his wrist that afternoon. The sent his sister out with an extra pillowcase to collect. All of my kids pushed their Raisinettes into the charity pile. Gee I wonder where they got that from.

Say hi to Mama Wayne for me, she does have a way with words.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 31, 2024 01:43 AM (Sgq8y)

741 In a spirit of inclusivity, I want all raisins to stand up

Stand up, raisins!

Oh what am I doing

Posted by: Preznit Joey B. at October 31, 2024 01:44 AM (FRB3p)

742 If you're ever through central MN, I'm going to try to corral you to speak to the young staff about problem solving. And I'll buy dinner and all the rum and cokes. Thanks for filling in the backstory. Pain in the ass for you on a certain level, but a helluva story.
Posted by: scampydog at October 31, 2024 01:39 AM (41CYW)

Yeah. It was a lot of grief. Renting a vehicle one way would have been costly, with no return on investment. Ditto with hiring a transporter. I bought the replacement for $3700, which was not a bad price for a low-miles truck, all heavy-duty with a 454 engine in it, which runs runs real sweet. I have legally imported it into Canada, and fixed the steering problem, and recovered the front seats, and I could easily get my money out of it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2024 01:44 AM (STgt8)

743 “I truly felt like I was being kidnapped. I am so disappointed in my government. It’s not funny.” 66-year-old Penny McCarthy

The feds and the state LEOs must be competing to see who's most dangerously incompetent.

Posted by: Race to the bottom at October 31, 2024 01:45 AM (wha8B)

744 words.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 31, 2024 01:43 AM (Sgq8y)

Hahahahah of course. I told mis hum tonight she thought he was smart and he said she was delightful. I said I'd pass that on so so she could say "see even mis hum says I'm delightful"

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 01:47 AM (MGB5H)

745 Well, 20 past 11 already. Time for me to grab some ZZZ's.
Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 31, 2024 01:47 AM (STgt8)

746 734
They only came out with a blood test that could detect that a few years earlier.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas

==============

Was there some other vague name for it before it became so widespread? Like catarrh, ague, that sort of thing? It also seems to me that it's exploded in recent years.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 31, 2024 01:41 AM (3780D)


It's always been Celiac Disease, but it wasn't until the last 25 or so years that there was really any hardcore research done on it. When our youngest was diagnosed with it 16 years ago, it was just starting to percolate through the medical and food industries. The Gluten Intolerance Groups around the country were doing yeoman's work to get the word out about how much more prevalent CD is than was originally thought.

It's one of those "gradually, then all at once" kind of things.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at October 31, 2024 01:48 AM (SRRAx)

747 AOP.

Next time you drive to the TX Mo Meet in an AOP Suburban.

It damn well ought to be sporting the full Mad Max treatment.

Or your AOS card gets downgraded to Zimac.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2024 01:49 AM (Xo+UM)

748 What kind of sick f*ck would hand out mini salad packets on Halloween? People like that lady who screamed at the toddler, maybe. Certainly no Trump voter.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Fried chicken embryos and beer.

Maybe a pack of smokes if costume really good.

Posted by: Miklos Conehead at October 31, 2024 01:49 AM (FRB3p)

749 Teri Garr died. :/

Posted by: Obit at October 31, 2024 01:49 AM (PrrmQ)

750 I have legally imported it into Canada, and fixed the steering problem, and recovered the front seats, and I could easily get my money out of it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------------
Was wondering about the import. I have to deal with that a few times a year with my business. Railing is the path of least resistance but not always practical. I'm sure you will have Project Suburban up and running soon.

Posted by: Roman Maroni stole the show at October 31, 2024 01:49 AM (41CYW)

751 See I knew we were like *points eyes to eyes*
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 01:43 AM (MGB5H)


***fist bumps***

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at October 31, 2024 01:50 AM (SRRAx)

752 Off Johnny Dangerously sock. Damnit.

Posted by: scampydog at October 31, 2024 01:50 AM (41CYW)

753 Or your AOS card gets downgraded to Zimac.


Jim

I read that as "Zima"

This frightened me.

Posted by: Miklos texted the Lord re:Jim at October 31, 2024 01:51 AM (FRB3p)

754 See I knew we were like *points eyes to eyes*
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 01:43 AM (MGB5H)

***fist bumps***
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at October 31, 2024 01:50 AM (SRRAx)

MamaWayne said to be the other day "Teresa came up to me and said are BW and she hobbit dating cause they should" hahah obvi before we chatted about it

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 01:52 AM (MGB5H)

755 Jim

I read that as "Zima"

This frightened me.
Posted by: Miklos texted the Lord re:Jim at October 31, 2024 01:51 AM (FRB3p)

Put a jolly rancher in it, it's not bad
-HS BruceWayne

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 01:53 AM (MGB5H)

756 Local place does fresh ones with craisins. Can't complain bout that.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 01:36 AM (MGB5H)

Raisins I can do without, but craisins are legitimately good. Good on salads, good in baked goods, good in fruit salad.

Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director and Pfizer Board Member at October 31, 2024 01:54 AM (FC8SQ)

757 Put a jolly rancher in it, it's not bad
-HS BruceWayne
Posted by: BruceWayne
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And a splash of Grenadine with a lemon twist.

Posted by: 90's Scottsdale women and present day David Hogg at October 31, 2024 01:56 AM (41CYW)

758 Put a jolly rancher in it, it's not bad
-HS BruceWayne
Posted by: BruceWayne
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And a splash of Grenadine with a lemon twist.
Posted by: 90's Scottsdale women and present day David Hogg at October 31, 2024 01:56 AM (41CYW)

Even I think that's a bit much
-asu sorority girl.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 01:58 AM (MGB5H)

759 Bruce Wyane.

I met SheHobbit a couple MoMeets ago, her first Tx Mo Meet, IRRC. Was impressed.

Saw you two meet, shortly thereafter. Needed a welding helmet to shield from the sparks. Which have not abated, that year to this.

You know what they say about airplanes. If it looks good, it'll likely fly good.

You two look good, together.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2024 01:59 AM (Xo+UM)

760 MamaWayne said to be the other day "Teresa came up to me and said are BW and she hobbit dating cause they should" hahah obvi before we chatted about it
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 01:52 AM (MGB5H)


She was telling me how close you two are, then she said, "They're both f***ing the same person", and I was momentarily confused, thinking to myself, "Is there a third person I don't know about?"

Then she said, "They're both just so alike", and I admit I breathed a sigh of relief....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at October 31, 2024 02:01 AM (SRRAx)

761 Raisins I can do without, but craisins are legitimately good. Good on salads, good in baked goods, good in fruit salad.
Posted by: Disinterested FDA Director
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Yes! Add some candied pecans, sliced steak, and some bacon to that salad please.

Posted by: scampydog at October 31, 2024 02:01 AM (41CYW)

762 Bruce Wyane.

I met SheHobbit a couple MoMeets ago, her first Tx Mo Meet, IRRC. Was impressed.

Saw you two meet, shortly thereafter. Needed a welding helmet to shield from the sparks. Which have not abated, that year to this.

You know what they say about airplanes. If it looks good, it'll likely fly good.

You two look good, together.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2024 01:59 AM (Xo+UM)

Yup that's when I met her. When Ben had threw her in my face when I legit had just put a huge dip in. Been together ever since hahah

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 02:01 AM (MGB5H)

763 Horrible day all around.

Also, so much cat drama and I don't have cats.

But in more exciting news, I will present all info to both the gardening and pet threads and let them go to war.....I mean....voice their opinions..

World Series was geat.

Posted by: Stateless at October 31, 2024 02:02 AM (jvJvP)

764 And like Jim, I remember when you guys first met, and it was quite obvious you belonged together 😊❤

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at October 31, 2024 02:03 AM (SRRAx)

765 She was telling me how close you two are, then she said, "They're both f***ing the same person", and I was momentarily confused, thinking to myself, "Is there a third person I don't know about?"

Then she said, "They're both just so alike", and I admit I breathed a sigh of relief....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at October 31, 2024 02:01 AM (SRRAx)

*crying laugung*

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 02:03 AM (MGB5H)

766 Awww yall are so nice. There is the back story of us chatting on the board and me sending her absolutely ridiculous horror movie trailers and being like 'oh fuck she's either gonna think I'm cool or think I'm a killer, there is no middle ground"

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 02:05 AM (MGB5H)

767 G'night, good people.

Posted by: scampydog at October 31, 2024 02:06 AM (41CYW)

768 Luckily she's wire like me hahah

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 02:06 AM (MGB5H)

769 Weird

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 02:07 AM (MGB5H)

770 Jordan, I hate raisins too. Yuck, how to ruin a really good cookie!!!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 31, 2024 01:27 AM (Sgq8y)


I hated raisins as a kid. Chunky candy bars and Raisinettes were gross. But now I really enjoy raisins in my oatmeal. And a nice brandy walnut raisin sauce for baked chicken. Once in a while I enjoy a cinnamon raisin bagel with cream cheese. Raisins have their place. I just know know if that place is in cookies.

Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2024 02:10 AM (gKDq2)

771 Maybe a pack of smokes if costume really good.
Posted by: Miklos Conehead at October 31, 2024 01:49 AM (FRB3p)

Jim Beam miniatures

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 31, 2024 02:12 AM (vREZO)

772 Grim Reaper News in time for Halloween...


Cernovich
@Cernovich
Male turnout in Pennsylvania for Trump has been a disaster.

Unless this changes, Kamala Harris takes PA and it's over.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 31, 2024 02:18 AM (TGPs7)

773 Jim Beam miniatures
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 31, 2024 02:12 AM (vREZO)


I liked when the local liquor store started selling airplane-sized little bottles of booze. Gave one a chance to try something new without the price tag.

In college, I learned the value of a plastic flask. After 9/11, it became even more valuable.

Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2024 02:21 AM (gKDq2)

774 Pepperidge Farm cinnamon raisin bread is good. I think I prefer craisins or as I call them dried cranberries. But raisins are not bad, they are basically sugar with some fiber and vitamins. Dried cherries are good in cereal as well. Kind of between the sweetness of a raisin and tartness of a craisin.

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 02:22 AM (Xa1Pr)

775 In college, I learned the value of a plastic flask. After 9/11, it became even more valuable.
Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2024 02:21 AM (gKDq2)


At one point I had the reef flip flops that had a flask in them.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 02:22 AM (MGB5H)

776 Cernovich
@Cernovich
Male turnout in Pennsylvania for Trump has been a disaster.

Unless this changes, Kamala Harris takes PA and it's over.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 31, 2024 02:18 AM

Cernovich is a troll. They don't break out early returns by sex. And even if they did pa has closed the early gap from 2020 by about 700k. Don't think that's just women. Fuck that dude

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 02:25 AM (MGB5H)

777 BIDEN BITES BABIES

"Topless baby found in headless White House"

Posted by: Headlines from the Miklos Post at October 31, 2024 02:25 AM (FRB3p)

778 At one point I had the reef flip flops that had a flask in them.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 02:22 AM (MGB5H)


I had bought a pair of Reef flip-flops for house shoes. Got a lot of ads from them The one sandal 'style' I don't get are the ones with the bottle openers in the sole/on the bottom. Yeah, I'm going to open this bottle of beer with this opener that's been walking around on the ground for weeks, maybe years. Uh-huh, sure.

Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2024 02:26 AM (gKDq2)

779 LOL, Miklos, I like your headline!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 31, 2024 02:27 AM (Sgq8y)

780 Pepperidge Farm cinnamon raisin bread is good.

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 02:22 AM (Xa1Pr)


Makes a pretty damn good French Toast.

Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2024 02:28 AM (gKDq2)

781 I had bought a pair of Reef flip-flops for house shoes. Got a lot of ads from them The one sandal 'style' I don't get are the ones with the bottle openers in the sole/on the bottom. Yeah, I'm going to open this bottle of beer with this opener that's been walking around on the ground for weeks, maybe years. Uh-huh, sure.
Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2024 02:26 AM (gKDq2)

I'm still rocking a pair of reefs from like 10ish years ago. They are wearing through. And I'd LOVE to buy that pair again. But it doesn't exist they are all the opener or the fat bottom now. Way to loose consumers. I got a back up pair so I guess I'll rock those til I'm 29+20.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 02:29 AM (MGB5H)

782 Also let me open this beer with my sandal with shit on it, never made sense. The flask ones kinda did. They just never worked for than a day

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 02:30 AM (MGB5H)

783 Cernovich is a troll. They don't break out early returns by sex. And even if they did pa has closed the early gap from 2020 by about 700k. Don't think that's just women. Fuck that dude
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 02:25 AM (MGB5H)


They are not trolls. They are paid influencers, paid for by the Democrat Party/Kommiela's campaign. The 'influencers' are trying to depress the Republican vote by such 'stories'.

Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2024 02:32 AM (gKDq2)

784 Yup that's when I met her. When Ben had threw her in my face when I legit had just put a huge dip in. Been together ever since hahah
Posted by: BruceWayne

Personally, I will try the J. Strom Thurmond route before I turn 65.

First task-find a former Miss South Carolina beauty queen 35 years my junior who wants babies.

The rest is easy.

Posted by: J. Strom Miklos at October 31, 2024 02:32 AM (FRB3p)

785
The Gluten Intolerance Groups around the country were doing yeoman's work to get the word out about how much more prevalent CD is than was originally thought.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth

==================

Huh, I wonder what people did before they realized what they had. I bet there was a lot of suffering and maybe some people who noticed they felt icky after they had bread.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 31, 2024 02:32 AM (3780D)

786 776 someone else on twitter keeps popping up railing on men. I have spent a lot of time in PA. If you want to sound credible always call it PA. I would be shocked if men are letting Trump down. To me, it is down to Philly and Pittsburgh and how much cheating they do. Levin was going off on the state last week so who knows. I do know a significant part of that state includes some of the most hard core Trump supporters.

I am all for urging everyone to vote and bring friends and acquaintances, no doubt there. The men specific bashing/urging I am not so sure about.

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 02:33 AM (Xa1Pr)

787 Posted by: J. Strom Miklos at October 31, 2024 02:32 AM (FRB3p)

She to this day says it was so cute I had dip dropping out of my mouth and couldn't talk. She's special that way.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 02:33 AM (MGB5H)

788 Also let me open this beer with my sandal with shit on it, never made sense. The flask ones kinda did. They just never worked for than a day
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 02:30 AM (MGB5H)


Should come with a warning label: Not For Use In San Francisco.

Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2024 02:34 AM (gKDq2)

789
They don't break out early returns by sex.

Posted by: BruceWayne

================

Sht. What you say sounds right, but I tend to believe prophets of doom. Now my night is ruined.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 31, 2024 02:34 AM (3780D)

790 780, hey RickZ! Sounds like a good idea.

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 02:34 AM (Xa1Pr)

791 LOL, Miklos, I like your headline!!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

A votre plaisir, mademoiselle

Posted by: Le Miklos at October 31, 2024 02:34 AM (FRB3p)

792 They are not trolls. They are paid influencers, paid for by the Democrat Party/Kommiela's campaign. The 'influencers' are trying to depress the Republican vote by such 'stories'.
Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2024 02:32 AM (gKDq2)

Fair, but cernovich has been doing this for along time. It's his shtick. He's a troll.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 02:35 AM (MGB5H)

793 Cernovich is about the Cernovich brand. Take what he has to say with a grain of salt. Or a pound.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 31, 2024 02:36 AM (7Pnfz)

794
Well, and along comes Charlie Kirk predicting doom as he notes that early vote turnout is disproportionately female. What do they know?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 31, 2024 02:38 AM (3780D)

795 TRUMP JUST STRANGLED MELANIA AND BARRON TO DEATH

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Posted by: Miklos Cernovich at October 31, 2024 02:39 AM (FRB3p)

796 Huh, I wonder what people did before they realized what they had. I bet there was a lot of suffering and maybe some people who noticed they felt icky after they had bread.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 31, 2024 02:32 AM (3780D)


If you don't know your own body, you're an idiot.

I always got heartburn from garlic, and I like garlic. So one day years ago, I decided to cut a clove in half lengthwise and remove any sprout. Then I use the garlic as I wish, whole, sliced, minced or crushed. Haven't had heartburn since i started removing that center sprout.

I think that's the way people used to do it. If foods gave you trouble, you stop eating them. It's like that doctor joke:

Patient: 'Doc, it hurts when I move my arm like this {raises arm}.'

Doc: 'Well, don't do that.'

Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2024 02:39 AM (gKDq2)

797 Sht. What you say sounds right, but I tend to believe prophets of doom. Now my night is ruined.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 31, 2024 02:34 AM (3780D)

The "early returns" are based in what the state allows mostly do they register by party fl does nc does wi does not, then how do they report. The states that register by party report what party voted. Ga reports by race but not party, wi reports by area not party, but they have systems to know if you voted for before who did you likely vote for. Or in wi oh you live in this county thats likely this. The most accurate obvi is the ones that have party registration. But they been doing this a long time in those other states. They have a feel.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 02:40 AM (MGB5H)

798 Virginia doesn’t register by party for one example. But the party knows who votes regularly in their primaries and also who voted. They know what’s going on. My guess is a lot of males in Pennsylvania who are hard-core Trump voters are just used to voting on election day. I am not saying that is the right plan. In fact I think it’s the wrong plan, But unless there’s an earthquake in PA on election day, they are going to vote.

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 02:43 AM (Xa1Pr)

799 Look at registrations. Look at percentage of early turnout. The Dems are missing MILLIONS of votes from 2020. Over 25% of early voters everywhere are first time voters.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 02:44 AM (MGB5H)

800 They have a feel.
Posted by: BruceWayne

I cop feels

Posted by: Joe from Scranpoopton likes 'em young at October 31, 2024 02:44 AM (FRB3p)

801 Virginia doesn’t register by party for one example. But the party knows who votes regularly in their primaries and also who voted. They know what’s going on. My guess is a lot of males in Pennsylvania who are hard-core Trump voters are just used to voting on election day. I am not saying that is the right plan. In fact I think it’s the wrong plan, But unless there’s an earthquake in PA on election day, they are going to vote.
Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 02:43 AM (Xa1Pr)

Even if that's somewhat true it's a lie, pa has produced 20% of their vote already. Republicans are only behind by 300k. It was 1.1million in 2020. Only 40% of Philly has voted. It was over 60 in early voting in 2020. And again no way to say it was by sex. Cernovich is a lying fuck

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 02:47 AM (MGB5H)

802 I cop feels
Posted by: Joe from Scranpoopton likes 'em young at October 31, 2024 02:44 AM (FRB3p)

Nah you just bite em

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 02:48 AM (MGB5H)

803 PA didn't make up 700k votes cause of just women.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 02:50 AM (MGB5H)

804 PA didn't make up 700k votes cause of just women.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 02:50 AM (MGB5H)


Ooh! You're soch a hater assuming someone's gender.

Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2024 02:53 AM (gKDq2)

805 The Philly Cheesesteak Vote has yet to be heard.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 31, 2024 02:54 AM (Xo+UM)

806 Republicans are up 45k in Nevada and that has grown everyday since Friday when it was 24k. As opposed to Harry Reid's famed Clark county wall that had to be 80k. Clark county is only like 8k.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 02:54 AM (MGB5H)

807 Hmmm...

On August 11, 1898, New York City policeman Henry C. Hawley ended his life in a most disturbing manner.

On his last day alive, the 29-year-old father of two reported for duty as expected. Fellow patrolmen said he acted normally and displayed no outward signs of distress. During a routine break from his post at the West Thirtieth Street Station, Hawley made his way to the small Sixth Avenue apartment he shared with his wife, daughters, and mother. Once inside, he barricaded the door with a metal cot and proceeded to murder all four members of his family before turning the pistol on himself.

While most newspapers blamed the savagery on Hawley’s rumored alcohol addiction, a devilish discovery made by detectives on the scene put the killer’s motive in question. Tucked inside his pocket was a statue of Satan...

https://tinyurl.com/mr2cezhx

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 31, 2024 02:54 AM (TGPs7)

808 The Philly Cheesesteak Vote has yet to be heard

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Wit wiz from Tony Luke's. All others get deported.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 02:55 AM (MGB5H)

809 Ooh! You're soch a hater assuming someone's gender.
Posted by: RickZ

No hate pls

For the record, I am a lesbian trapped in man's body.

Posted by: Miklos was born that way at October 31, 2024 02:56 AM (FRB3p)

810
If Trump wins, I wonder if zombie will return. I admire his/her commitment to despair. I tried to stay away from social media and news after Biden was elected, but news kept on getting into my face one way or another so I came back here after about 1.5 years.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 31, 2024 02:56 AM (3780D)

811 TL;DR Cernovich is a lying troll piece of shit that knows nothing

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 02:59 AM (MGB5H)

812 The only Dark Arts I practice is when Darleen turns out the light by closing the car door

Posted by: Miklos maintains Peace and Pleasure as a Waffle House valet parking supervisor at October 31, 2024 03:02 AM (FRB3p)

813 TRUMP JUST STRANGLED MELANIA AND BARRON TO DEATH

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Posted by: Miklos Cernovich at October 31, 2024 02:39 AM (FRB3p)

Ok beer out my nose at that.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 03:02 AM (MGB5H)

814 If Trump wins like I think he might, I might feel as youthful as when I voted for Reagan.

Posted by: Miklos is 29 and holding at October 31, 2024 03:05 AM (FRB3p)

815 If Trump wins like I think he might, I might feel as youthful as when I voted for Reagan.
Posted by: Miklos is 29 and holding at October 31, 2024 03:05 AM (FRB3p)

My youthful was voting for McCain against w in the 000 primary. Now I want to take a salt shower.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 03:06 AM (MGB5H)

816
TRUMP JUST STRANGLED MELANIA AND BARRON TO DEATH

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Posted by: Miklos Cernovich at October 31, 2024 02:39 AM (FRB3p)

Ok beer out my nose at that.
Posted by: BruceWayne

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lol that WAS funny.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 31, 2024 03:08 AM (3780D)

817 I seem to be up a hour early
If you would like, the true story of the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow
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Kate does a very good job and is a Revolutionary Historian

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2024 03:09 AM (fwDg9)

818 I just got online a few minutes ago. Trump is just plain brilliant!

That being said....

'Nancy Pelosi, take out your number two pencil and write this down: this show has never been more powerful.'

-Steve Bannon


It won't help. The cheat is on. Boy Scouts, be prepared!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 31, 2024 03:10 AM (Z0Rd8)

819 I'm confused now cause I'm never on the ONT this late and I just wait for skip to tell me it's lunch time. Worlds colliding.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 03:11 AM (MGB5H)

820 She might have Washington Irving's story today

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2024 03:11 AM (fwDg9)

821 Bannons episode was great. "Spending 4 months in there showed me Hunter couldn't spend 48 hours"

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 03:12 AM (tfY4F)

822 I'm confused now cause I'm never on the ONT this late and I just wait for skip to tell me it's lunch time. Worlds colliding.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Tomorrow is a School Day.

Young Skip needs his rest.

Posted by: Auntie Miklos at October 31, 2024 03:12 AM (FRB3p)

823 Good night, Horde, I'll leave the nightlight on for you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 31, 2024 03:13 AM (Sgq8y)

824 Tomorrow is a School Day.

Young Skip needs his rest.
Posted by: Auntie Miklos at October 31, 2024 03:12 AM

But I'm taking tomorrow of school that's why I'm up. Brain is bending. Must be the multiverse

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 03:15 AM (MGB5H)

825 Good night, Horde, I'll leave the nightlight on for you.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

Is it a Schlitz beer sign?

That would be cool.

Posted by: Miklos is attracted to neon beer signs, for good or ill at October 31, 2024 03:15 AM (FRB3p)

826 It is breakfast time, have some fried potatoes, ham and peppers leftover and will throw some scramble eggs over

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2024 03:16 AM (fwDg9)

827 Is it a Schlitz beer sign?

That would be cool.
Posted by: Miklos is attracted to neon beer signs, for good or ill at October 31, 2024 03:15 AM (FRB3p)

GmaWayne drank Schlitz. Good times. Grab me another schlitz bruce this is how you play poker

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 03:17 AM (MGB5H)

828 Today is work day, tomorrow and Saturday going on short road trip to Lancaster

Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2024 03:17 AM (fwDg9)

829 On candy stripe legs the spiderman comes
Softly through the shadow of the evening sun
Stealing past the windows of the blissfully dead
Looking for the victim shivering in bed
Searching out fear in the gathering gloom and
Suddenly a movement in the corner of the room
And there is nothing I can do
When I realize with fright
That the spiderman is having me for dinner tonight...

The Cure - Lullaby

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 31, 2024 03:18 AM (TGPs7)

830 815 lol, I think you are the only Hoardian other than me to admit that here. I mentioned that a couple times here. My Takeaway was I was wrong about McCain, but right about Bush. Of course, I voted for bush in the election as I’ve never voted for anyone but a republican, including Ford when I was in elementary school In a red part of California back in the day. Ford won big time at least at our school

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 03:22 AM (Xa1Pr)

831 think you are the only Hoardian other than me to admit that here. I mentioned that a couple times here. My Takeaway was I was wrong about McCain, but right about Bush. Of course, I voted for bush in the election as I’ve never voted for anyone but a republican, including Ford when I was in elementary school In a red part of California back in the day. Ford won big time at least at our school
Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 03:22 AM (Xa1Pr)


It was first vote ever! And we (McCain) MI. Lots of fun party's that night as a freshman in college. Ya I voted for w. Then patriot act all that. I said SEE I TOLD YOU! The moron unmasking didn't happen til latter. But I like to thing in some way I was on the right side of history. Plus I had a good time.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 03:29 AM (MGB5H)

832 Won mi

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 03:31 AM (MGB5H)

833 Won mi
Posted by: BruceWayne

Ni hao

Posted by: Miklos Waltz at October 31, 2024 03:32 AM (FRB3p)

834 red part of California back in the day. Ford won big time at least at our school
Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 03:22 AM (Xa1Pr)

Hahah mine was Dukakis and papa bush in school. And I remember I said "I want more Reagan, but I'm not gonna vote for the moron (Dukakis)"

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 03:33 AM (MGB5H)

835 Via Science Digest: 15 Billion Miles Away, NASA’s Voyager 1 Breaks Its Silence

It announced it was endorsing Trump and NASA shut it down immediately...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 31, 2024 03:34 AM (TGPs7)

836 Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 03:22 AM (Xa1Pr)


But what's it matter W, McCain. Same side of the same coin. We just didn't know it then.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 03:37 AM (MGB5H)

837 Posted by: J. Strom Miklos at October 31, 2024 02:32 AM (FRB3p)

Did thomebody thay “South Carolina queen”??

Posted by: Miss Lindsey at October 31, 2024 03:37 AM (FC8SQ)

838 833, agreed that was a fun primary. I remember Michigan, New Hampshire, NC, it was a ride. I was all in, but always a strong conservative. McCain did have many followers that were not.

A lot of the Bush people were surprised that my election stand also had George Allen signs. I asked bush supporters at polling sites, why they supported him and it was pretty amazing how most of them said they didn’t really have a reason.

I don’t wish McCain had won, He would not have been any better in my opinion. The Republicans have had some really bad candidates over the years really until Trump. Dole got the least respect and he deserved more but that’s ancient history now.

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 03:38 AM (Xa1Pr)

839 SC not NC

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 03:40 AM (Xa1Pr)

840 836 Bruce, yeah. I respected McCain’s backstory of service, and they also thought bush was being coronated for no good reason. But yeah, we were Choosing among two bad choices. But I do agree that was a fun primary

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 03:42 AM (Xa1Pr)

841 The main problem with our presidential elections is the selection (for us) process. I don't believe that bullshit about primaries anymore. Trump had to claw and fight his way to the top of the ticket in 2016, against the Country Club GOPs' desires at all. Without Trump we would have had another milquitoast war-supporting Republican, another GOP-e candidate. 2000, Bush-Gore. Some choice. Same with 2004, Skull and Crossbones (Bush) vs. Skull and Crossbones (Kerry). Another presidential won by the Deep State before the election. Trump is the truly first unconventional candidate since probably Andrew Jackson to head a major party ticket. But just imagine {shudder} if 2016 had been Clinton vs. a Bush or a Kasitch, both Party approved.

What Trump is doing is bringing those disaffected with The Uniparty into The Unity Party, the anti-Party if you will.

Most politicians on both sides don't get it: The people are revolting -- and we stink on ice.

Posted by: RickZ at October 31, 2024 03:42 AM (gKDq2)

842 Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 03:38 AM (Xa1Pr)

Honestly we had Reagan. And because of his amazing job the take over over the uniparty as papa bush was cia. It just took along time to unmask and for us to realize it. And then 2015 a New York liberal walks in and says I'm done with this. Reagan was a sea change. I think Trump is more.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 03:42 AM (MGB5H)

843 834, lol, no way!

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 03:43 AM (Xa1Pr)

844 Bruce, yeah. I respected McCain’s backstory of service, and they also thought bush was being coronated for no good reason. But yeah, we were Choosing among two bad choices. But I do agree that was a fun primary
Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 03:42 AM (Xa1Pr)

Then you learn he caused the greatest fire in naby history. That they teach in an and p school. Oh that retard hahah

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 03:45 AM (MGB5H)

845 Honestly we had Reagan. And because of his amazing job the take over over the uniparty as papa bush was cia. It just took along time to unmask and for us to realize it. And then 2015 a New York liberal walks in and says I'm done with this. Reagan was a sea change. I think Trump is more.
Posted by: BruceWayne

As George Carlin put it-

"It's a big club, and you ain't in it"

Posted by: Miklos agrees from time to time at October 31, 2024 03:45 AM (FRB3p)

846 842, my two faves over the last hundred years at least. Really only Washington stands above in my estimation. I still like to go back to Reagan‘s “Atime for choosing” sorrywhen he was campaigning for Goldwater.

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 03:47 AM (Xa1Pr)

847 McCain ‘08 was my first presidential ballot. I was not happy about it, but told myself I was voting fir Palin and against Obama.

Sigh. I really hate John McCain.

Posted by: Lurker at October 31, 2024 03:49 AM (FC8SQ)

848 Howdy, all...

What's up tonight?

Posted by: JQ at October 31, 2024 03:50 AM (njWTi)

849 One of the reasons I supported McCain was, he had a tiny bit of that Goldwater libertarian conservative western conservative thing going. And there were some jerks like that statist from Pennsylvania that was so huge on Bush that turned me off. But like I said, that was a long time ago and Even the Republican party and conservative movement has changed mostly since Trump.

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 03:51 AM (Xa1Pr)

850 842, my two faves over the last hundred years at least. Really only Washington stands above in my estimation. I still like to go back to Reagan‘s “Atime for choosing” sorrywhen he was campaigning for Goldwater.
Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 03:47 AM (Xa1Pr)

This country could have dodged so much b.s. if Goldwater had been elected. Instead we got that alcoholic psychopath socialist LBJ.

Posted by: Lurker at October 31, 2024 03:51 AM (FC8SQ)

851 Oh.

Posted by: JQ at October 31, 2024 03:51 AM (njWTi)

852 Margaret Thatcher did not plagiarize (unlike some Bitems I could mention) but clearly echoed Reagan's "A Time for Choosing" in the run up to her first win in the UK.

Posted by: Miklos finds some advantage in being old enough to actually remember things at October 31, 2024 03:52 AM (FRB3p)

853 Tom Ridge. Yeah, I was never gonna pull that name without looking it up.

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 03:53 AM (Xa1Pr)

854 my two faves over the last hundred years at least. Really only Washington stands above in my estimation. I still like to go back to Reagan‘s “Atime for choosing” sorrywhen he was campaigning for Goldwater.
Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 03:47 AM (Xa1Pr)

I'd put cal above all. But I'm just personally Liberty person like that. And I'd put Reagan a time for choosing in 1964 for gov and his Pointe Du Hoc. In the pantheon. He made that speech and Mondales people went FUCK

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 03:54 AM (MGB5H)

855 Oh.

Posted by: JQ

Uh huh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNYcviXK4rg

Posted by: Der Miklossteiner at October 31, 2024 03:54 AM (FRB3p)

856 844 yes, the US Constellation I think.

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 03:55 AM (Xa1Pr)

857 McCain-Keating 5. Team McCain promoted the story that John was just the getaway driver while the others were the bank robbers.

Posted by: 13times at October 31, 2024 03:56 AM (cZPj9)

858 Morning, insomaniacals! The Tech Thread is immiment, so I'll save my post for then. But Happy Halloween!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2024 03:56 AM (omVj0)

859 the US Constellation I think.
Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 03:55 AM (Xa1Pr)

Yup. It's used in schools now

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 03:57 AM (MGB5H)

860 No one has been better than Reagan at pointe du hoc. Of course there was Mr. Gorbachev tear down this wall, And also also his Challenger speech. We were high school kids then and everyone watched it. He really was the best. There’s a reason Rush called him Ronaldus Magmus.

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 03:58 AM (Xa1Pr)

861 No one has been better than Reagan at pointe du hoc. Of course there was Mr. Gorbachev tear down this wall, And also also his Challenger speech. We were high school kids then and everyone watched it. He really was the best. There’s a reason Rush called him Ronaldus Magmus.
Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 03:58 AM (Xa1Pr)

And then Trump was there this year and said do you remeber this speech. It was the greatest speech. I can't say anything

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 04:00 AM (MGB5H)

862 But some people liked my speech. They say it was better. I don't know.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 04:01 AM (MGB5H)

863 Da da da...

LOL, Miklos!

Posted by: JQ at October 31, 2024 04:02 AM (njWTi)

864 Some people are saying

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 04:03 AM (MGB5H)

865 Always remeber Make America Great Again comes for a Regan speech. A ny liberal decided it was time to do that again.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 31, 2024 04:06 AM (MGB5H)

866 Noodus pixyana

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 31, 2024 04:06 AM (omVj0)

867 841 Ricky, Trump saved the Republican Party and some of those people hate him for it.

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 04:09 AM (Xa1Pr)

868 Rickz, damn I hate this iPhone correcting what I type and screwing it up!

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 04:10 AM (Xa1Pr)

869 Their synchronized swimming team used to be one of the best in the league.

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No surprise. If all the teeth on one side of their mouths are gone, it's easy to synch up to swim in circles together.

Posted by: NC Ref at October 31, 2024 04:18 AM (jCS2/)

870 852 Miklos. I was lucky to attend a speech/presentation of hers in the 1990s. She was the best.

Posted by: Quint at October 31, 2024 04:18 AM (Xa1Pr)

871 862, lol, so Trump

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