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Tim Walz: I Competely Support Late Third-Term Abortions

He evades answering, but that's his real answer.

Curtis Houck
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Tim Walz twice refuses to answer questions on 'CBS Mornings' whether he and Kamala Harris oppose any restriction on abortions, even in the third trimester and well after a child reaches viability....

Adriana Diaz: "One of the things that Vice President Harris says she wants to do is restore abortion rights. Should there be any limits on abortion, including limiting third trimester abortions?"

Tim Walz: "Look, the Vice President has been very clear, making sure that we restore the right of Roe versus Wade, making sure that women and their health care providers, because these services are health care, making sure those decisions are made in the best interest of the health of the mother and that's exactly what we've talked about the entire time. So, for 52 years, we were very clear on where things were at. Donald Trump gleefully talks about the beautiful thing that he's done, which means women having miscarriages in parking lots. I'm down here, and was in Georgia yesterday where Amber Thurman died, and it was totally preventable, had we not had a Donald Trump abortion ban. So we've been clear about that. Restoration of Roe, that's what we're looking for."

Diaz: "Should there be a federal third trimester abortion ban?"

Walz: "Look, well -- I'm going to go back again, Roe was very clear on what they did. We want the restoration of Roe, and that's the position we're taking."

Update:

NYPost:

Vice President Kamala Harris misstated former President Donald Trump's positions on reproductive rights Wednesday at a large rally in North Carolina as she made a closing appeal to undecided voters in the swing state.

"He would ban abortion nationwide. He would restrict access to birth control, put IVF treatments at risk and force states to monitor women's pregnancies," the 60-year-old Democratic presidential nominee said in Raleigh.

Trump, 78, says he opposes a federal abortion ban and restrictions on birth control, leaving such issues for state governments to decide. He is campaigning to make IVF free and has not advocated for government monitoring of pregnancies.
Posted by: SMOD at October 30, 2024 03:38 PM

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC)

The media never calls Harris, Biden, or Walz on this, or any Democrat. Their evasion is that they just want to restore Roe, but they suggest that Roe doesn't allow third trimester abortions.

Oh yes it does, as all the late-term abortion chop shops in blue states can tell you. The Roe decision allowed some restrictions on abortion by states -- but did not mandate them. If a blue state wants to allow abortion as a baby is being born, Roe says that's okay. Yes, the leftwing Burger Court was nice enough to permit states to ban actual infanticide, but it never mandated that.

Why can't a single member of the media read the decision and push back on this never-ending deception?

I mean, that's obviously rhetorical. You know why.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:40 PM




Comments

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1 not first

Posted by: lin-duh who owns one at October 30, 2024 03:39 PM (WT4dp)

2 Their is no dissent allowed, no question permitted, when it comes to the left and its high holy sacrament of abortion.

Posted by: brak at October 30, 2024 03:40 PM (NGHTx)

3 As voters, we must ask ourselves, which candidate will better protect the privacy of celebrities who attended sex parties with young girls?

It is time to move forward as a country, unburdened by the sex parties of the past.

That’s why, this week, I am voting for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.

Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at October 30, 2024 03:40 PM (x0K/Y)

4 Top 10.

And Lin-duh was first.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at October 30, 2024 03:40 PM (FGFJD)

5 These garbage people really and truly pray to Moloch

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 30, 2024 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

6 NYPost:

Vice President Kamala Harris misstated former President Donald Trump’s positions on reproductive rights Wednesday at a large rally in North Carolina as she made a closing appeal to undecided voters in the swing state.

“He would ban abortion nationwide. He would restrict access to birth control, put IVF treatments at risk and force states to monitor women’s pregnancies,” the 60-year-old Democratic presidential nominee said in Raleigh.

Trump, 78, says he opposes a federal abortion ban and restrictions on birth control, leaving such issues for state governments to decide. He is campaigning to make IVF free and has not advocated for government monitoring of pregnancies.
Posted by: SMOD at October 30, 2024 03:38 PM

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 30, 2024 03:41 PM (hovnC)

7 Burger Court, not Warren.

Posted by: whig at October 30, 2024 03:41 PM (ctrM5)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2024 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

9 We can't stop women from killing their offspring!

Posted by: Axeman at October 30, 2024 03:42 PM (RS6K6)

10 Bold talk from a guy who can't shoot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2024 03:42 PM (qrbVb)

11 It's a state issue now, God damn it!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2024 03:42 PM (YqDXo)

12 I nooded

Posted by: lin-duh of the garbage clan at October 30, 2024 03:43 PM (WT4dp)

13 Demoncrats love killing babies.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 30, 2024 03:43 PM (ufFY8)

14 So, the military can now be used to kill American protesters on American soil?

https://tinyurl.com/mshcyd3k

Posted by: Sam Adams at October 30, 2024 03:43 PM (KEWDx)

15 It's just "pregnancy tissue".

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at October 30, 2024 03:43 PM (PiwSw)

16 Who cares what a 60 year old queen thinks about abortion?

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 30, 2024 03:43 PM (i7Q7S)

17 Muh bortions!!!

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at October 30, 2024 03:43 PM (iUYAv)

18 Sponge,
Congratulation on first!

Posted by: lin-duh of the garbage clan at October 30, 2024 03:43 PM (WT4dp)

19 Why can't a single member of the media read the decision and push back on this never-ending deception?
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Posted by: Axeman at October 30, 2024 03:43 PM (RS6K6)

20 Democrats love killing babies.

Democrats love killing American patriots.

Democrats love killing.

Posted by: Sam Adams at October 30, 2024 03:44 PM (KEWDx)

21 If they were against it, he would have directly said, "Yes" so the answer is "no time limits" obviously.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 30, 2024 03:44 PM (hovnC)

22 Tampon Timmy is a pre-cancerous growth?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2024 03:44 PM (qrbVb)

23 Why can't a single member of the media read the decision and push back on this never-ending deception?

I mean, that's obviously rhetorical. You know why.
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Two reasons, really.

1. Many are lying scum.

2. Many - probably more - are idiots.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 30, 2024 03:44 PM (1bNHn)

24 Who cares what a 60 year old queen thinks about abortion?

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 30, 2024 03:43 PM (i7Q7S)
___________________

Maybe she had a botched abortion, hence no kids.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2024 03:44 PM (YqDXo)

25 Good grief with abortion crap over and over again.

Posted by: wth at October 30, 2024 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

26 When Pelosi claimed abortion is a sacrament, I would have liked to have seen her struck by lightning.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 30, 2024 03:45 PM (U1w17)

27 I am a one woman killing machine. Just blacks tho...

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at October 30, 2024 03:45 PM (iUYAv)

28 The press has lied again and again and again in framing the debate for 50+ years now.

Posted by: Axeman at October 30, 2024 03:45 PM (RS6K6)

29 “Where are the babies?” Striking fertility trends here:
Top 10 states for fertility are red.
Bottom 10 states for fertility are blue"

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It is so funny these lunatic Dem politicians think "the future is female!!"

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 30, 2024 03:45 PM (i7Q7S)

30 I keep asking this and have never found an answer: if you decide you don't want to keep your unborn child, why can't you make up your mind on or before 15-16 weeks. Why wait until the child is viable? Wouldn't that make any woman feel worse or do they just not care?

Posted by: beckster at October 30, 2024 03:45 PM (NLtte)

31 Did he get Jenna Wang pregnant and then forced her to have an abortion?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2024 03:45 PM (qrbVb)

32 Walz: "Look, well -- I'm going to go back again, Roe was very clear on what they did. We want the restoration of Roe, and that's the position we're taking."


Roe was shit legislation and everyone knows it.

You're just all pissed off because now the PEOPLE have a say in it at the STATE level and there's just too many of us that think it's evil and you should prevent pregnancies instead of murdering babies in the name of "healthcare."

F*ck you and everyone that looks like you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2024 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

33 Hey , how about Harris and Walx narrate and do color commentary and a video of a late term abortion. Pull, pull, it’s an arm. Grab, squeeze, pull, intact face emerges

Posted by: See? Nobody cares at October 30, 2024 03:45 PM (5FAqj)

34 The media never calls Harris, Biden, or Walz on this, or any Democrat.
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That's because they're not protecting Democrats, they are protecting abortion.

Posted by: ... at October 30, 2024 03:46 PM (hmOfI)

35 I kilt more people than Dahmer!

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at October 30, 2024 03:46 PM (iUYAv)

36 The sad part is 80 people watched that clip. A bad cat video gets 10,000 views.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2024 03:46 PM (t8vHj)

37 Why stop at the 3rd term?

By extending it even further, you can lower murder rates by calling all homicides .. abortion

Posted by: SMOD at October 30, 2024 03:46 PM (RHGPo)

38 Sponge,
Congratulation on first!

Posted by: lin-duh of the garbage clan at October 30, 2024 03:43 PM (WT4dp)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2024 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

39 Surely Lyndsey Grahman will propose an abortion law soon.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at October 30, 2024 03:46 PM (Z8Yh2)

40 Roe was shit legislation and everyone knows it.
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Not even legislation. Judicial decision.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 30, 2024 03:46 PM (U1w17)

41 Unwanted? That's ok. Mom and Doc just need to run a Pick 6 on the little piece of garbage.

Posted by: Tim Waltz at October 30, 2024 03:46 PM (hmOfI)

42 I wonder how pushing for abortion-until-birth really helps Dumocraps.

I would bet money that even among Dumocrap voters, while the support for abortion in general is sky high, the support for abortion in the fucking 9th month is much much lower.

Sure, there are some Moloch-worshipping cat ladies who orgasm at the thought of murdering babies at the point of crowning. But the majority of Dumocraps? I think they would recoil at that.

I think the extreme abortion position is more a sop to the billion-dollar Big Abortion Industry than to voters.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 30, 2024 03:46 PM (iFTx/)

43 If this guy had bothered to read Roe, it very explicitly states that the ruling of privacy applies ONLY to the first trimester, or "quickening." It so holds that, following quickening, states may prohibit abortion as desired.

Posted by: Alexander Scipio at October 30, 2024 03:47 PM (029Oi)

44 I nooded

Posted by: lin-duh of the garbage clan at October 30, 2024 03:43 PM (WT4dp)



That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2024 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

45 Roe was judicial activism writ large.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2024 03:47 PM (qrbVb)

46 Good afternoon, Horde. "Coach" Walz is certainly doing his ticket no favors by repeating the Amber Thurman lie. But, I guess, if that's all you have to run on ...

Also, lin-duh was first!

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at October 30, 2024 03:47 PM (v23vE)

47 President Biden did not say these people are garbage !!!!!

He said that he "Threw his Shitty Pants" into the garbage and you need to empty the can before it smells ........

Posted by: Kamal Harris at October 30, 2024 03:47 PM (+GrgR)

48 Mom and Doc just need to run a Pick 6 on the little piece of garbage.
Posted by: Tim Waltz at October 30, 2024 03:46 PM (hmOfI)



I don't understand why more defenses don't run the Pick 6 defense, honestly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2024 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

49 * waves to Buckley *

Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2024 03:48 PM (t8vHj)

50 DC_Draino @DC_Draino 51m
Florida’s Amendment 4 would allow late term abortion & people are disgusted by that once they learn what it truly does

But people in Florida are also very willing to adopt unwanted babies and that needs to be said more

Don’t abort your unwanted baby -- put it up for adoption!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 30, 2024 03:48 PM (hovnC)

51 F*ck the knucklehead.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 30, 2024 03:48 PM (Vyll1)

52 Ask Tampon Timmy if he thinks his mom should have aborted him.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2024 03:48 PM (Q4IgG)

53 Good grief with abortion crap over and over again.

Posted by: wth at October 30, 2024 03:44 PM (v0R5T)
_________________

Things I am sick of hearing about:

1. LGBTQEIEIO crap, and transgender crap in particular
2. Blacks and their unending plethora of problems
3. Muslims whining about not being loved
4. Any non-leftist being characterized as fascist or a Nazi
5. Abortion

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2024 03:48 PM (YqDXo)

54 "women having miscarriages in parking lots"

Back alley parking lots!

Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at October 30, 2024 03:48 PM (L8DZ3)

55 If you resort to talking in euphemisms and double-speak, you must know your position is untenable and wrong. Nobody who firmly, unabashedly believes in something has to fall back on IYKYK-language.

Own it. What's the problem?

Posted by: red speck at October 30, 2024 03:49 PM (0Id0S)

56 If Americans are so consumed with the need for abortion that they elect Kamala then this Country is lost anyway....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2024 03:49 PM (IyPmt)

57 making sure those decisions are made in the best interest of the health of the mother and that's exactly what we've talked about the entire time.

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If they call the woman a mother then obviously there is a child whom they want to kill. Shall we call that infanticide?

Posted by: Decaf at October 30, 2024 03:49 PM (unUNN)

58 I think the extreme abortion position is more a sop to the billion-dollar Big Abortion Industry than to voters.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade
......

and Lamborghini dealers.

Posted by: wth at October 30, 2024 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

59 This whole thing about federal abortion legislation is moot.
Dobbs said that there is nowhere in the Constitution to attach abortion, except the 9th and 10th amendments (states,people).

An abortion ban as well as a general liberalization of abortion would be subject to the same scrutiny as Dobbs, so don't expect any legislation to survive the SCOTUS.

The only real place in the Constitution for abortion lies in a new amendment to the Constitution.

Posted by: SMOD at October 30, 2024 03:49 PM (RHGPo)

60 Whoopie Goldberg doesn't have to worry about abortions. Not even Horndog Bill Clinton would Boink her/it/they/them

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at October 30, 2024 03:49 PM (BSF0H)

61 Won't be any back alley Subarus.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2024 03:49 PM (qrbVb)

62 I think the extreme abortion position is more a sop to the billion-dollar Big Abortion Industry than to voters.
===
Hey bro, human sacrifice is necessary to assure that the sun will rise again tomorrow, and so that dr scrape a hoe can buy a new lambo...

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at October 30, 2024 03:49 PM (iUYAv)

63 muhbortioooonnnnnnnnnsssssss

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Posted by: AWFLs at October 30, 2024 03:49 PM (NGHTx)

64 I'm surprised, in the text excerpt of Walz' nonresponse, he didn't use the old-reliable Dem response of "no one's getting 3rd trimester late term abortions. Let's focus on the real issue of X"

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 30, 2024 03:50 PM (ycI94)

65 If you resort to talking in euphemisms and double-speak, you must know your position is untenable and wrong. Nobody who firmly, unabashedly believes in something has to fall back on IYKYK-language.

Own it. What's the problem?
Posted by: red speck at October 30, 2024 03:49 PM (0Id0S)
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Gender-affirming surgery = castration, mastectomy

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 30, 2024 03:50 PM (U1w17)

66 Why wait until the child is viable?

You know why. Because the abortion mill makes more money selling developed organs. Sick, but true.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 30, 2024 03:50 PM (M6EHX)

67 I keep asking this and have never found an answer: if you decide you don't want to keep your unborn child, why can't you make up your mind on or before 15-16 weeks. Why wait until the child is viable? Wouldn't that make any woman feel worse or do they just not care?
Posted by: beckster at October 30, 2024 03:45 PM (NLtte)

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They keep running ads here against the Republican candidate for governor, saying he voted for an abortion ban three times when he was a congressman. Yeah, he voted for a ban after 20 weeks. I just don't know who thinks that's a bad thing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 03:50 PM (DRSnL)

68 Bingo. No limits for the Culture of Death’s prime sacrament.

Sheesh, even the UK and France have more restrictions than some of our blue hellhole states.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at October 30, 2024 03:50 PM (XP6+f)

69 31 Did he get Jenna Wang pregnant and then forced her to have an abortion?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2024 03:45 PM (qrbVb)


If it was her second or subsequent pregnancy, the ChiCom one-child policy took care of those arrangements.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at October 30, 2024 03:50 PM (v23vE)

70 60 Whoopie Goldberg doesn't have to worry about abortions. Not even Horndog Bill Clinton would Boink her/it/they/them
Posted by: Buster Hymandd at October 30, 2024 03:49 PM (BSF0H)

Ted Danson would disagree.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 30, 2024 03:50 PM (N39Ws)

71 We have to kill the babies to save the babies

Or something.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 30, 2024 03:51 PM (fpVC1)

72 This, written down, is what President Grampa said:
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And just the other day, a speaker at his rally called Puerto Rico a 'floating island of garbage.' Well, let me tell you something. I don’t — I – I — I don’t know the Puerto Rican that — that I know — or a Puerto Rico, where I’m from — in my home state of Delaware, they’re good, decent, honorable people. The only garbage I see floating out there is his supporters
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He's from Puerto Rico in his home state of Delaware.

Posted by: Axeman at October 30, 2024 03:51 PM (RS6K6)

73 If they call the woman a mother then obviously there is a child whom they want to kill. Shall we call that infanticide?
Posted by: Decaf at October 30, 2024 03:49 PM (unUNN)


That's hot.

Posted by: Dr. Peter Singer, Ethicist at October 30, 2024 03:51 PM (PiwSw)

74 Your pets probably get better care than the women at a PP clinic.

Posted by: pookysgirl could see Lil Pooky's chubby cheeks at 36 weeks at October 30, 2024 03:51 PM (dtlDP)

75 We have to kill the babies to save the babies

Or something.
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 30, 2024 03:51 PM (fpVC1)
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We have to eat the babies.

Posted by: Axeman at October 30, 2024 03:51 PM (RS6K6)

76 When all these mush brain young women vote for Harris and she/it/they/them is elected.

I hope they enjoy loving at home in the basement with Mom and Pop because they have a Shiitty Job, No Husband, and will never be able to move out/own a home.

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at October 30, 2024 03:52 PM (BSF0H)

77
"I look around my house and see 2 sippy cups, two high chairs. But it should be three.

All because Ted Cruz and the extreme Republicans support the Texas abortion ban."

"I'm Colin Allred and I approve this message."


Um........what?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2024 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

78 Their logic is skewed everywhere. They say there are not enough people in America we must import more. Then they tell women go ahead, kill your children if you want to. Isn't this saying your children are garbage?

Posted by: Decaf at October 30, 2024 03:52 PM (unUNN)

79 Ted Danson would disagree.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 30, 2024 03:50 PM (N39Ws)
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Ted lost a bet. Word as an Obvious.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 30, 2024 03:52 PM (U1w17)

80 If the "likeability" polls are to be believed, Harris's started cratering in September.

The debate was in early September.

I said at the time that Trump pinning Harris down on protecting eighth and ninth month babies - one of the few times he engaged her directly - where she refused to do so, was the Political Moment of the Year. You don't come out of that shit with your "likeability" in tact.

This is why I still claim debates matter, and why the politically engaged generally suck at analyzing them. Trump wasn't talking to you.

Posted by: ... at October 30, 2024 03:52 PM (hmOfI)

81
If you resort to talking in euphemisms and double-speak, you must know your position is untenable and wrong. Nobody who firmly, unabashedly believes in something has to fall back on IYKYK-language.

Own it. What's the problem?
Posted by: red speck


Oh, the believe it. They're trying to fool people who aren't sure what they believe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 30, 2024 03:53 PM (63Dwl)

82 Um........what?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2024 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

That makes literally no sense. Is he drunk?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 03:53 PM (DRSnL)

83 Here in Texas the dem candidate for senate, Colin Allred, is all abortion all the time. His ads talk only about that one issue: we need as many abortions as possible. Its ghoulish…

There’s one ad where a nurse looks at the camera and talks about how she sees young girls coming in all the time pregnant and Ted Cruz wants them all to die with his abortion ban (which is a lie of course… there’s no “Cruz abortion ban”… the abortion laws here are state laws and he’s a fed guv official)…. A nurse seeing that many pregnant young girls should be asked: how many, how old and who impregnated these teens?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 30, 2024 03:53 PM (ANuwa)

84 Walz: "Look, well -- I'm going to go back again, Roe was very clear on what they did. We want the restoration of Roe, and that's the position we're taking."

This guy is a clueless retarded imbecile and has no more idea about what Roe said or even was about than he does about football interceptions or what a vagina looks like in person.

Roe sanctioned 1st trimester abortions only. While it left open the door to later abortions, it was understood at the time that only the 1st was free. It was later Supreme Court decisions that greatly expanded the scope of abortion "rights."

Dumocraps chanting "I love Roe" without knowing what it means is like some poor dumb slob chanting "I love trannies" thinking it means hot biological girls who go both ways.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 30, 2024 03:53 PM (iFTx/)

85 My bitches always get abortions!

At least they better!

Posted by: Doug Emhoff at October 30, 2024 03:53 PM (RS6K6)

86 Kermit Gosnell runs a chain of parking-lots??

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 30, 2024 03:53 PM (hovnC)

87 I remember during the debate when David Muir stepped in just as Kamala was about to give an insightful, clear and thought provoking answer the question of what type of limits on abortion she supports.

It's just too bad that that mansplaining asshole just wouldn't allow her to speak.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 30, 2024 03:53 PM (KbCG3)

88 In tact???

Posted by: ... at October 30, 2024 03:53 PM (hmOfI)

89 "and that's the position we're taking."

Well then, assume the position.

Posted by: look whats not at October 30, 2024 03:53 PM (nakGR)

90 70 60 Whoopie Goldberg doesn't have to worry about abortions. Not even Horndog Bill Clinton would Boink her/it/they/them
Posted by: Buster Hymandd at October 30, 2024 03:49 PM (BSF0H)

Ted Danson would disagree.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 30, 2024 03:50 PM (N39Ws)
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Obviously Danson lost a bet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2024 03:53 PM (YqDXo)

91 An abortion ban as well as a general liberalization of abortion would be subject to the same scrutiny as Dobbs, so don't expect any legislation to survive the SCOTUS.

the dems don't want it resolved at the federal level anyway --the issue works so well for fundraising and scaring low information women voters

Posted by: brak at October 30, 2024 03:54 PM (NGHTx)

92
That makes literally no sense. Is he drunk?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 03:53 PM (DRSnL)



He's a former football player that took WAY too many shots to the head, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2024 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

93 Whoopie Goldberg is so bad that she asked 100 men to screw her and all of them said''''''''''

"No Thanx I am a Homo"....

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at October 30, 2024 03:54 PM (/1UO6)

94 Our country is literally being held hostage by two groups:

Those demanding cheap labor from any source necessary

Those who want to kill babies

That's it. That's what all the fighting is for.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 30, 2024 03:54 PM (KbCG3)

95 "because these services are health care,"

no... no they are f-ing not "health care"....

Posted by: realityman at October 30, 2024 03:54 PM (k6zeq)

96 Look, if you outlaw third term abortions, where the hell am I going to get my Halloween Decorations?!!!? Jeez!!!

Posted by: That Democrat family that puts clothes on their dog at October 30, 2024 03:54 PM (dIske)

97 I mean, that's obviously rhetorical. You know why.

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Let he that is not a thoroughly emasculated sheepwhore among you, let him cast the first murdered baby part for profit.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws YOU Out! at October 30, 2024 03:54 PM (LbSPz)

98 70 60 Whoopie Goldberg doesn't have to worry about abortions. Not even Horndog Bill Clinton would Boink her/it/they/them
Posted by: Buster Hymandd at October 30, 2024 03:49 PM (BSF0H)

Ted Danson would disagree.

.. Mary Steenburgen just might object

Posted by: SMOD at October 30, 2024 03:54 PM (RHGPo)

99 Ted lost a bet. Word as an Obvious.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 30, 2024 03:52 PM (U1w17)
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Sorry, just saw this. GMTA!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2024 03:54 PM (YqDXo)

100 Dumocraps chanting "I love Roe" without knowing what it means

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 30, 2024 03:53 PM (iFTx/)
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Haven't seen a single Dem that sounds like they know what fascism is either. Or that fascism is not just a synonym for dictator.

Posted by: Axeman at October 30, 2024 03:55 PM (RS6K6)

101 is like some poor dumb slob chanting "I love trannies"

Stick shift?
Automatic?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 30, 2024 03:55 PM (N39Ws)

102 I think the extreme abortion position is more a sop to the billion-dollar Big Abortion Industry than to voters.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade
......

and Lamborghini dealers.
Posted by: wth at October 30, 2024 03:49 PM (v0R5T)
________

I have a private showing at the dealership tomorrow. I'll let you know if I see any Planned Parenthood types lurking around . . . .

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 30, 2024 03:55 PM (iFTx/)

103 I keep asking this and have never found an answer: if you decide you don't want to keep your unborn child, why can't you make up your mind on or before 15-16 weeks. Why wait until the child is viable? Wouldn't that make any woman feel worse or do they just not care?

logic and personal responsibility is sexist and literally the handmaids tale bigot

Posted by: AWFLs at October 30, 2024 03:55 PM (NGHTx)

104 If we had a real media they would be asking every Democrat today if an unborn baby is "garbage". Make them answer it. I would tie these two things together while the iron is hot and make mincemeat of these ratfucks.

Posted by: ... at October 30, 2024 03:55 PM (hmOfI)

105 Whoopie Goldberg doesn't have to worry about abortions. Not even Horndog Bill Clinton would Boink her/it/they/them
Posted by: Buster Hymandd
......

What about the men she rape rapes and keeps chained in her basement?

Posted by: wth at October 30, 2024 03:55 PM (v0R5T)

106 "Guys, I have a solution. Just scare the woman and harass her to the point where she has a miscarriage. It's a win-win!" - Dough Emhoff, problem solver

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 30, 2024 03:55 PM (KbCG3)

107 @12 lin-duh , you nooded?. You know the rules , pictures or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 30, 2024 03:55 PM (aRslG)

108 Those demanding cheap labor from any source necessary

Those who want to kill babies

That's it. That's what all the fighting is for.
==
OMG YOU FORGOT THE TRANNIES AND PEDOS!!!! RUN FOR IT!!!!

Posted by: Not a joke at October 30, 2024 03:55 PM (iUYAv)

109 Before I hire any babysitter, I ask them the most important question...........

"Nice Legs, when do they Open"..........

Posted by: Doug Emhoff at October 30, 2024 03:56 PM (MeDAm)

110 Afternoon.

Killing babies, massive spending, higher taxes, foreign entanglements and war...

What else are the Ds supporting that I'm leaving out?

Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2024 03:56 PM (yaNii)

111 'Whoopie Goldberg is so bad that she asked 100 men to screw her and all of them said'''''''''''

Something so filthy that even I shan't type it.

Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at October 30, 2024 03:56 PM (L8DZ3)

112 Why stop at the 3rd term?

By extending it even further, you can lower murder rates by calling all homicides .. abortion
Posted by: SMOD at October 30, 2024


***
There was a short story by Philip K. Dick in the 25th anniversary issue of Fantasy & Science Fiction, around 1974, that dealt with this. In a future America, parents have the legal right to "abort" their child until it turns six years old. After the sixth birthday, it's murder, but up to that point, well . . . Dick expressed the horror of it by having the kids in the tale be aware of the time limit and the danger they lived under.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 30, 2024 03:56 PM (J2vNu)

113 It's just "pregnancy tissue".
Posted by: Planned Parenthood


Don't you mean women's healthcare? sarc.
I'd really like to know, what percentage of abortions were performed to save the life of the mother?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2024 03:56 PM (0Htd1)

114 There was a short story by Philip K. Dick in the 25th anniversary issue of Fantasy & Science Fiction, around 1974, that dealt with this. In a future America, parents have the legal right to "abort" their child until it turns six years old. After the sixth birthday, it's murder, but up to that point, well . . . Dick expressed the horror of it by having the kids in the tale be aware of the time limit and the danger they lived under.


yes

the PrePersons

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 30, 2024 03:56 PM (s3qiR)

115 "GOP Sen. Lindsey Graham introduces 15-week abortion ban in the Senate", Sept 2022.

He's late this election.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at October 30, 2024 03:56 PM (Z8Yh2)

116 Sorry, just saw this. GMTA!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2024 03:54 PM (YqDXo)
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Nice to know we're on the same page, though.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 30, 2024 03:57 PM (U1w17)

117 Whoopie Goldberg doesn't have to worry about abortions. Not even Horndog Bill Clinton would Boink her/it/they/them
Posted by: Buster Hymandd
......

What about the men she rape rapes and keeps chained in her basement?

Answer. They all look like Barry Obama.......

Posted by: Mike Hunt at October 30, 2024 03:57 PM (/1UO6)

118 ThePersistence
@ScottPresler
IT’S HAPPENING!

We already have a Trump table outside of the Bucks County Courthouse.

We are coming (peacefully).

They don’t even know what they’ve done.

It’s on.
📍Bucks County, PA

https://tinyurl.com/2wz6rb2x

Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2024 03:57 PM (NpAcC)

119 108 Those demanding cheap labor from any source necessary

Those who want to kill babies

That's it. That's what all the fighting is for.
==
OMG YOU FORGOT THE TRANNIES AND PEDOS!!!! RUN FOR IT!!!!
Posted by: Not a joke at October 30, 2024 03:55 PM (iUYAv)

If you told them they could only have either trannies or abortions, they'd be the first ones in line to kill the freaks. That study on puberty blockers would be front page news tomorrow.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 30, 2024 03:57 PM (KbCG3)

120 Han shot first.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at October 30, 2024 03:57 PM (bgJ0E)

121 Seriously, if you go to the Planned Parenthood website, they refer to the unborn baby as "pregnancy tissue"

There a reason abortion centers don't let women see their own ultrasounds.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 30, 2024 03:57 PM (PiwSw)

122 It's all about the kids. Aborting them, trafficking them, molesting them, performing surgical experiments on them, exposing them to creeps in their locker rooms and bathrooms. The Democrat part is the party of child sacrifice.

Posted by: Max Power at October 30, 2024 03:57 PM (q177U)

123 " making sure those decisions are made in the best interest of the health of the mother"

Why do they always refer to women about to kill their baby as a mother??

Posted by: t-squared at October 30, 2024 03:58 PM (pmoqr)

124 105 Whoopie Goldberg doesn't have to worry about abortions. Not even Horndog Bill Clinton would Boink her/it/they/them
Posted by: Buster Hymandd
......

What about the men she rape rapes and keeps chained in her basement?
Posted by: wth at October 30, 2024 03:55 PM (v0R5T)
Seed could find no purchase, and etcetera.

Posted by: Eromero at October 30, 2024 03:58 PM (scfxi)

125 'Whoopie Goldberg is so bad that she asked 100 men to screw her and all of them said'''''''''''

Something so filthy that even I shan't type it.
Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at October 30, 2024 03:56 PM (L8DZ3)
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The Aristocrats!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 30, 2024 03:58 PM (U1w17)

126 Didn't Whoopi say she had eight abortions ? That's a basketball starting five plus three subs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 30, 2024 03:58 PM (aRslG)

127 VOTE TRUMP!

Posted by: Paul at October 30, 2024 03:58 PM (f9GXN)

128 'Dumocraps chanting "I love Roe" without knowing what it means is ...'

For many of them, it's simply a verbal group signifier that says "I hate Trump."

Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at October 30, 2024 03:58 PM (L8DZ3)

129 Ghouls!!

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at October 30, 2024 03:58 PM (ytSiK)

130 Roe, Roe, Roe your vote!!!

Posted by: Moloch's AWFL Minions and Cat Owners at October 30, 2024 03:58 PM (fs1hN)

131 Killing babies, massive spending, higher taxes, foreign entanglements and war...

What else are the Ds supporting that I'm leaving out?

Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2024 03:56 PM (yaNii)
_______________

Illegal immigration, support for perversion, electoral fraud

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2024 03:58 PM (YqDXo)

132 I keep asking this and have never found an answer: if you decide you don't want to keep your unborn child, why can't you make up your mind on or before 15-16 weeks. Why wait until the child is viable? Wouldn't that make any woman feel worse or do they just not care?

Posted by: beckster at October 30, 2024 03:45 PM (NLtte)

Well, they first need to find out they're pregnant, panic for awhile (could take weeks), figure out who the baby daddy is, find the baby daddy to tell him, wait for the baby daddy to get together enough money to "take care of it," make an appointment, wait for an opening in the clinic"s schedule...

Posted by: pookysgirl's mom works at a CPC at October 30, 2024 03:59 PM (dtlDP)

133 He's late this election.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at October 30, 2024 03:56 PM (Z8Yh2)
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He should take a home test.

Posted by: Axeman at October 30, 2024 03:59 PM (RS6K6)

134 I recently ran across this, from Reason, from August 2024:

Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz, Darling of the Progressive Left, Is Harris' Running Mate

LOL

"darling"

Posted by: m at October 30, 2024 03:59 PM (VnUSN)

135 'Whoopie Goldberg is so bad that she asked 100 men to screw her and all of them said'''''''''''

----------------------

All she needs to do is show up outside the main gate at Camp LeJuene. She'll find some takers.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 30, 2024 03:59 PM (2UnvF)

136 I keep asking this and have never found an answer: if you decide you don't want to keep your unborn child, why can't you make up your mind on or before 15-16 weeks. Why wait until the child is viable? Wouldn't that make any woman feel worse or do they just not care?
Posted by: beckster at October 30, 2024 03:45 PM (NLtte)

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They keep running ads here against the Republican candidate for governor, saying he voted for an abortion ban three times when he was a congressman. Yeah, he voted for a ban after 20 weeks. I just don't know who thinks that's a bad thing.
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 03:50 PM (DRSnL)
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I would go even further back than that. If you don't want a baby, why the fuck are you fucking some loser without using protection?? That goes for both the woman and the man. That's the conversation that we never had, but it's the easiest one to win and would eliminate 90% of abortions. You don't want a baby or are even not sure? Then don't fuck anyone without using protection. Duh, duh, duh.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 30, 2024 03:59 PM (iFTx/)

137 force states to monitor women’s pregnancies,” the 60-year-old Democratic presidential nominee said in Raleigh.

Nice of her to give a preview of the Left's next steps/

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 30, 2024 03:59 PM (hB7mE)

138 abortion is their sacrament. I say again:

The state is their church.
Abortion is their sacrament.
Taxes are their tithes.
Trans mutilation is their baptism.
The media are their evangelists.
Climate Change is their "end-times" prophesy of doom.
The "party leader" is their messiah.
The "GOP leader" is their devil.

Posted by: Shenanigans at October 30, 2024 03:59 PM (pZ0Mr)

139 Posted by: Paul at October 30, 2024 03:58 PM (f9GXN)

Israel!= America

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2024 03:59 PM (YqDXo)

140 Dems can only push through their actual positions by using euphemisms.

"Women's health" and "reproductive freedom" instead of "baby murder."

"Common sense gun control laws" instead of "gun confiscation."

"Preventing the spread of misinformation" instead of "censorship."

They never come right out and tell you what they want because the vast number of Americans wouldn't support it if they knew the truth.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2024 04:00 PM (7fElN)

141 Why do they always refer to women about to kill their baby as a mother??
Posted by: t-squared at October 30, 2024 03:58 PM (pmoqr)

Whoa

Posted by: ... at October 30, 2024 04:00 PM (hmOfI)

142 Ted Danson is now doing horrible Consumer Cellular commercials.

Posted by: wth at October 30, 2024 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

143 The Democrat part is the party of child sacrifice.
===
Eventually they will expand to adults.

Posted by: Aztecs at October 30, 2024 04:00 PM (iUYAv)

144 Let’s all give a hearty well done and thank-you to every square head dumb ass in Minnesota who even thought about voting for this clown.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at October 30, 2024 04:00 PM (9X60i)

145 Big Mike and Whoopie Goldberg walk into a bar packed with men.........


5 minutes later the bar is empty and closed for Fumigation........

Posted by: Mike Hunt at October 30, 2024 04:00 PM (/1UO6)

146 And Paul brings his weak game to the board....

Posted by: Axeman at October 30, 2024 04:00 PM (RS6K6)

147 'Whoopie Goldberg is so bad that she asked 100 men to screw her and all of them said'''''''''''

----------------------

All she needs to do is show up outside the main gate at Camp LeJuene. She'll find some takers.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 30, 2024 03:59 PM (2UnvF)

Or try for conjugal visits with death row inmates.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 30, 2024 04:00 PM (VNX3d)

148 "He should take a home test."

I did not see it. Nice one.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at October 30, 2024 04:01 PM (Z8Yh2)

149 Nicholas Kristof
@NickKristof

A struggling Nevada mom suffers a miscarriage. Then the police show up and arrest her for manslaughter, and she's sentenced to 2.5-8 years in prison. Only when a pro bono lawyer steps up and appeals does a judge reverse the conviction and set her free to return to her children. This is family values? Think about that as you vote. https://washingtonpost.com/investigations

Readers added context they thought people might want to know
1. She smoked Meth while pregnant; (two crimes.)
2. Her baby was well past viability; autopsy said 28-32 weeks.
3. She admitted she did it to kill her baby.
4. Law enforcement believes that the baby was born alive and then killed.
5. THIS WAS IN 2018 before Roe was overtur

Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2024 04:01 PM (NpAcC)

150 Dumocraps chanting "I love Roe" without knowing what it means is ...'
_______________

"That's OK, just use protection."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2024 04:01 PM (YqDXo)

151 Ted Danson is now doing horrible Consumer Cellular commercials.
Posted by: wth at October 30, 2024 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

I wish I didn’t know his bird-brained politics. Cheers was an all-time great show. Still enjoy watching it… I compartmentalize and temporarily forget real-life Danson

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 30, 2024 04:02 PM (ANuwa)

152 Tulsi announced as a Republican, I heard.

Posted by: Axeman at October 30, 2024 04:02 PM (RS6K6)

153 Didn't Whoopi say she had eight abortions ? That's a basketball starting five plus three subs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 30, 2024 03:58 PM (aRslG)

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If they'd been born instead, now your talking something like eight abortions for each of those eight -- so closer to 64 and a full WNBA League.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws YOU Out! at October 30, 2024 04:02 PM (LbSPz)

154 Guys, I have a solution
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You know who else had a solution?

Posted by: ... at October 30, 2024 04:02 PM (hmOfI)

155 127 Abortions are legal in Israel according the the Chief Rabbi how long will ace support that ?
Posted by: Paul at October 30, 2024 03:58 PM (f9GXN)

Fuck me ridgid, but you are a cum gurgling cretin. Is the abuse part of the kink?
Quick, get off the computer, Mummy is coming into the basement and you know what she said after last time.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at October 30, 2024 04:02 PM (bgJ0E)

156 Whoopie Goldberg is so degusting that even a VD Virus refuses to go near her Love Triangle....

Posted by: Mike Hunt at October 30, 2024 04:02 PM (/1UO6)

157 Dumocraps chanting "I love Roe" without knowing what it means is ...'
______________

Isn't 'roe' the term for fish eggs? The irony, it burns.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2024 04:02 PM (YqDXo)

158 AN NZFRANK SIGHTING!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2024 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

159 They have the public believing that abortion is now illegal. The LIV are going to swing this election.

Posted by: PJU at October 30, 2024 04:02 PM (RRCAT)

160 *peeks in*

Aw, crap... not AGAIN...

*shuts door*

Posted by: JQ at October 30, 2024 04:02 PM (njWTi)

161 you decide you don't want to keep your unborn child, why can't you make up your mind on or before 15-16 weeks. Why wait until the child is viable? Wouldn't that make any woman feel worse or do they just not care?
==
But what if my husband dies when I am eight months pregnant and I don't want to raise the baby on my own?????

Posted by: Millions of single women raise an eyebrow and mutter darkly at October 30, 2024 04:03 PM (iUYAv)

162 a federal judge sentenced a San Francisco man to 30 days in jail for holding a gun to a postal worker’s head and stealing his mail

Posted by: SMOD at October 30, 2024 04:03 PM (RHGPo)

163 Tulsi announced as a Republican, I heard.

Posted by: Axeman at October 30, 2024 04:02 PM (RS6K6)

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She did so during a Trump rally a week or so ago ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws YOU Out! at October 30, 2024 04:03 PM (LbSPz)

164 these services are health care

Child sacrifices to Moloch, drinking their blood, harvesting their organs... this is Hell-th Care!

Posted by: The Left at October 30, 2024 04:03 PM (NCclz)

165 Abortion: The sacrament of death.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 30, 2024 04:03 PM (tT6L1)

166 Idaho Health Board First in U.S. to Defy CDC and FDA by Removing COVID Vaccines From Clinics

Posted by: SMOD at October 30, 2024 04:04 PM (RHGPo)

167 So, the military can now be used to kill American protesters on American soil?

https://tinyurl.com/mshcyd3k
Posted by: Sam Adams

Four dead in Ohio 🎵

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2024 04:04 PM (0Htd1)

168 Harry Blackitt: I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you...
Mrs. Blackitt: Oh, yes, Harry.
Harry Blackitt: ...and, by wearing a rubber sheath over my old feller, I could insure... that, when I came off, you would not be impregnated.
Mrs. Blackitt: Ooh.
Harry Blackitt: That's what being a Protestant's all about. That's why it's the church for me. That's why it's the church for anyone who respects the individual and the individual's right to decide for him or herself. When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in fifteen-seventeen, he may not have realised the full significance of what he was doing, but four hundred years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas...

Posted by: Oglebay at October 30, 2024 04:04 PM (ogTiX)

169 Idaho Health Board First in U.S. to Defy CDC and FDA by Removing COVID Vaccines From Clinics
Posted by: SMOD at October 30, 2024 04:04 PM (RHGPo)

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Covid vaccines are still a thing?

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 04:05 PM (DRSnL)

170 Didn't Whoopi say she had eight abortions
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TBF. I said I lost track after something like 8

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at October 30, 2024 04:05 PM (iUYAv)

171 I keep asking this and have never found an answer: if you decide you don't want to keep your unborn child, why can't you make up your mind on or before 15-16 weeks. Why wait until the child is viable? Wouldn't that make any woman feel worse or do they just not care?

Posted by: beckster at October 30, 2024 03:45 PM (NLtte)

Well, they first need to find out they're pregnant, panic for awhile (could take weeks), figure out who the baby daddy is, find the baby daddy to tell him, wait for the baby daddy to get together enough money to "take care of it," make an appointment, wait for an opening in the clinic"s schedule...
Posted by: pookysgirl's mom works at a CPC at October 30, 2024 03:59 PM (dtlDP)
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This, plus I think a sizeable percentage is very gullible single women thinking the "daddy" will stick around and be a rea' father. They cling to this delusion for months until it finally dawns on them why the "daddy" isn't returning texts and has a new women in his social media posts.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 30, 2024 04:05 PM (iFTx/)

172 Notice how “women’s healthcare” is the only area of modern medicine where someone is intentionally killed.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at October 30, 2024 04:05 PM (9X60i)

173 166 Idaho Health Board First in U.S. to Defy CDC and FDA by Removing COVID Vaccines From Clinics
Posted by: SMOD at October 30, 2024 04:04 PM (RHGPo)


REEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Posted by: Karen from Ketchum ( they/them ) masked and boosted at October 30, 2024 04:05 PM (PiwSw)

174 Eventually they will expand to adults.
Posted by: Aztecs at October 30, 2024 04:00 PM (iUYAv)
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Yeah, confining the elderly to death camps during COVD, AKA, senior centers, didn't work.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 30, 2024 04:05 PM (tT6L1)

175 You don't want a baby or are even not sure? Then don't fuck anyone without using protection. Duh, duh, duh.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade


FIFY.

Condom failure rate, don'cha know

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 30, 2024 04:05 PM (hB7mE)

176 14 So, the military can now be used to kill American protesters on American soil?

https://tinyurl.com/mshcyd3k

Posted by: Sam Adams at October 30, 2024 03:43 PM (KEWDx)
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Well until the protesters shoot back. There's a lot more civilians, with guns, than military. When your bunk mate's head disappears in a pink mist your are going to seriously question why you are protecting some politicians. Also we know where you and your family live.

Posted by: Ciampino - we are not disarmed Europeans at October 30, 2024 04:05 PM (i0xsb)

177 160 *peeks in*

Aw, crap... not AGAIN...

*shuts door*


that's what johnny depp set

Posted by: amber heard at October 30, 2024 04:06 PM (sGtp+)

178 a federal judge sentenced a San Francisco man to 30 days in jail for holding a gun to a postal worker’s head and stealing his mail

Posted by: SMOD at October 30, 2024 04:03 PM (RHGPo)

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I fully expect the ginman to sue and a Califzuela jury to award him $100 million in reparations.

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws YOU Out! at October 30, 2024 04:06 PM (LbSPz)

179
Covid vaccines are still a thing?
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 04:05 PM (DRSnL)



Bill Gates is genetically modifying mosquitos with the Covid vaccine and releasing them into the public and our Government is allowing it.

You WILL BE VACCINATED, whether you want it or not.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2024 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

180 But what if my husband dies when I am eight months pregnant and I don't want to raise the baby on my own?????
Posted by: Millions of single women raise an eyebrow and mutter darkly
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Bite my ass

Posted by: Say millions of single mothers at October 30, 2024 04:07 PM (iUYAv)

181 *GUNMAN

I'M the ginman ...

Posted by: ShainS -- In Trump's America, Garbage Throws YOU Out! at October 30, 2024 04:07 PM (LbSPz)

182 >>>Why do they always refer to women about to kill their baby as a mother??
Posted by: t-squared at October 30, 2024 03:58 PM (pmoqr)

No one talks about protecting the reproductive rights of the fetus.

Posted by: Max Power at October 30, 2024 04:07 PM (q177U)

183 Why wait until the child is viable? Wouldn't that make any woman feel worse or do they just not care?
Posted by: beckster at October 30, 2024 03:45 PM (NLtte


Those women aren't going to feel anything. Whether it's before15 weeks or after the kid is born. If they can kill their baby early, they can kill it any time.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at October 30, 2024 04:07 PM (4XwPj)

184 This is 2024 and access to birth control pills and condoms is as readily available as chewing gum, except it is most times free. Schools still do sex Ed. The exceptions for rape are still in effect so there is no excuse for the number of abortions happening.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2024 04:07 PM (t8vHj)

185 Bill Gates is genetically modifying mosquitos with the Covid vaccine and releasing them into the public and our Government is allowing it.

You WILL BE VACCINATED, whether you want it or not.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2024 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

======

No mosquitos here. Winning!

Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 04:08 PM (DRSnL)

186 Amber Thurman had a legal abortion. She was too far along for the pill but they gave it to her anyway. They should have kept her and monitored her but they didn't. She had fetal matter left that caused sepsis. I am tired of them lying about this. Abortion clinics want the money. There is no health care involved with it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 30, 2024 04:08 PM (gfViB)

187
No mosquitos here. Winning!
Posted by: Jordan61 at October 30, 2024 04:08 PM (DRSnL)



Yet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2024 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

188 The Love Boats Meets Cthulhu As A 1970s Grindhouse Horror - Super Panavision 70

https://youtu.be/AREj4bXxbnk

ACE! This is sidebar worthy.

Posted by: Robert at October 30, 2024 04:08 PM (J+QB8)

189 I need to check some ammo dealers and see if they are having a garbage sale.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2024 04:08 PM (W/lyH)

190 He is a Chinese Marxists so of course he does

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2024 04:08 PM (fwDg9)

191 159 They have the public believing that abortion is now illegal. The LIV are going to swing this election.

this is about golf, isn't it?

Posted by: anachronda at October 30, 2024 04:08 PM (sGtp+)

192 I am tired of them lying about this. Abortion clinics want the money. There is no health care involved with it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 30, 2024 04:08 PM (gfViB)



Abortion clinic boss needs a Lamborghini!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2024 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

193 Well until the protesters shoot back. There's a lot more civilians, with guns, than military. When your bunk mate's head disappears in a pink mist your are going to seriously question why you are protecting some politicians. Also we know where you and your family live.
Posted by: Ciampino - we are not disarmed Europeans at October 30, 2024 04:05 PM (i0xsb)
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A significant number of those people shooting back are military-trained veterans themselves. They might be a little rusty, but they still have a dangerous set of skills.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2024 04:09 PM (7fElN)

194 Didn't Whoopi say she had eight abortions ? That's a basketball starting five plus three subs
Posted by: Smell the Glove
......

It's disgusting but true. I even Goggled it because I couldn't believe it. It's a regular waste receptacle down there.

Posted by: wth at October 30, 2024 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

195 They can't allow any common sense on the abortion issue... if they solve it, it takes away a campaign issue which brings money into their corrupt campaign schemes...

You know, where they Hire relatives as consultants for big bucks...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 30, 2024 04:09 PM (QAkQ3)

196 So, the military can now be used to kill American protesters on American soil?

Always could. Be advised, newly-'admitted' MS13-Americans, Azov-Americans, Hezbollah-Americans, ISIS-Americans, Antifa-Americans...

Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2024 04:10 PM (+j7Fj)

197 The Democrat part is the party of child sacrifice.
Posted by: Max Power

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Make Moloch Great Again!

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 30, 2024 04:10 PM (Vyll1)

198 Women's healthcare...

Hokey, so, if the doctors all agree that the baby and mother are all currently healthy and there is no reason to suspect anyone will ever be in danger, no reason to abort, right?

I mean, if my arm is broken but will heal, they don't lop it off.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 30, 2024 04:10 PM (KbCG3)

199 In Pennsylvania, we get every ad from every last dollar Kamala has.

I personally hate this one ad with this old lady talking about how ... "when Trump talks about Social Security and Medicare ... This is giving the finger to Seniors"

A few minutes later, we get a Trump ad that essentially indirectly calls her a liar.

What really pisses me off is that Kamala cast the tie-breaking vote for the Inflation Reduction Act that took funds from Medicare to use for EVs.

Posted by: SMOD at October 30, 2024 04:10 PM (RHGPo)

200 >>>Bill Gates is genetically modifying mosquitos with the Covid vaccine and releasing them into the public and our Government is allowing it.

You WILL BE VACCINATED, whether you want it or not.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2024 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

That's.....literally insane. I take heart that without the lipid nano particle delivery mechanism, it's less likely to do as much damage.

Posted by: Max Power at October 30, 2024 04:10 PM (q177U)

201 This, plus I think a sizeable percentage is very gullible single women thinking the "daddy" will stick around and be a rea' father. They cling to this delusion for months until it finally dawns on them why the "daddy" isn't returning texts and has a new women in his social media posts.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 30, 2024 04:05 PM (iFTx/)
__________________

The thing I can't believe is that when a casual relationship is on the rocks these same very gullible single women think having a baby will bind the guy closer to them.

Generally speaking, they couldn't be more wrong. That's female thinking; male thinking is that he'll be marginalized thereafter, no or minimal nookie, putting up with a screaming infant and crappy diapers, and all the time paying for all of this.

Or, alternatively, he hits the bricks and goes back to his previous care-free existence.

The operative word here is "casual." If the couple is just about to get married, sure. But even then, if the relationship is on the rocks, the analysis above applies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2024 04:10 PM (YqDXo)

202
The Harris/Walz position
- No restrictions on abortion at any time.
- No exemptions for those hospitals or medical staff who do not want to perform abortions.

It's not enough that they embrace Moloch, everyone else must embrace Moloch as well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2024 04:11 PM (EsZUh)

203 It's disgusting but true. I even Goggled it because I couldn't believe it. It's a regular waste receptacle down there.
==
I tolls yall I was a one woman killing machine!!

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at October 30, 2024 04:11 PM (iUYAv)

204 182
No one talks about protecting the reproductive rights of the fetus baby.

Posted by: Max Power at October 30, 2024 04:07 PM (q177U)
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FIFY

Posted by: Ciampino - the sperm and egg are alive at October 30, 2024 04:11 PM (i0xsb)

205 It's all they got. And also Trump is Hitler.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at October 30, 2024 04:11 PM (MZ+PY)

206 A significant number of those people shooting back are military-trained veterans themselves. They might be a little rusty, but they still have a dangerous set of skills.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2024 04:09 PM (7fElN)

Yeerrrp.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at October 30, 2024 04:12 PM (bgJ0E)

207 My sister tried the binding method. Did not work out like she thought.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at October 30, 2024 04:12 PM (Z8Yh2)

208 Amber Thurman had a legal abortion. She was too far along for the pill but they gave it to her anyway. They should have kept her and monitored her but they didn't. She had fetal matter left that caused sepsis. I am tired of them lying about this. Abortion clinics want the money. There is no health care involved with it.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 30, 2024 04:08 PM (gfViB)
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I believe TX tried to pass the very reasonable restriction abortion providers have admitting privileges to the closest hospital and the courts said, "nope."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 30, 2024 04:12 PM (tT6L1)

209
Q: How many abortions are performed because to carry them to birth will cause severe health problems or death to the mother?

A: Almost none. About 95% are purely elective.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 30, 2024 04:13 PM (EsZUh)

210 Here in AZ, we have I believe 15 week abortion as being legal (so just under 4 months which seems plenty of time) and on the ballot this election it's legalizing 9 month abortions (but it doesn't say 9 month) it just basically gives an open ended "whenever" timeline.

Everything I've heard is it passes easy.

The problem was our stupid AZ SC went to the territorial law after Roe vs Wade and that scared the shit out of everyone. Even in rape it would be outlawed.

Posted by: Blago at October 30, 2024 04:13 PM (wMRY8)

211 They just love killing babies. Freud would have a field day psychoanalyzing these assholes.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at October 30, 2024 04:13 PM (RMjVS)

212 Democrats are absolutely genius-level mind readers.

They can perfectly state what every Republican will do with power once they are elected to office.

Yet somehow, they can never state what THEY will actually do when they come into power.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 30, 2024 04:13 PM (HlyYF)

213 >>>7 Burger Court, not Warren.

I've heard it both ways.

but thank you.

Posted by: ace at October 30, 2024 04:13 PM (KRtlO)

214 112 Why stop at the 3rd term?

By extending it even further, you can lower murder rates by calling all homicides .. abortion
Posted by: SMOD at October 30, 2024

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There was a short story by Philip K. Dick in the 25th anniversary issue of Fantasy & Science Fiction, around 1974, that dealt with this.


there was a south park episode in which cartman's mom lobbies president clintion for the right to 40th trimester abortions.

Posted by: anachronda at October 30, 2024 04:13 PM (sGtp+)

215 Latin to English:

fetus
noun

declension: 4th declension
gender: masculine
Definitions:

- brood/litter
- children (of a parent)
- offspring/young (animals)

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 30, 2024 04:13 PM (VNX3d)

216 "Covid vaccines are still a thing?"

Nobody is pushing them. When I got my flu shot at Wags, they didn't mention it. When I saw my PCP a month ago, he didn't mention it.

This whole country went bugfuck nuts in 2020. In the future, nobody who wasn't there could ever begin to understand how crazy people went.

Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at October 30, 2024 04:13 PM (L8DZ3)

217 If these two Marxists get in, abortions will be on demand to the last day before birth

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2024 04:13 PM (fwDg9)

218 60 Whoopie Goldberg doesn't have to worry about abortions. Not even Horndog Bill Clinton would Boink her/it/they/them
Posted by: Buster Hymandd


Well, she's said that she's had so many abortions she can't remember how many. She must have been beautiful back then. Or she just wore a bag on her head when she went on dates. Oh, wait. There's that odd body. Never mind.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2024 04:14 PM (0Htd1)

219 180 But what if my husband dies when I am eight months pregnant and I don't want to raise the baby on my own?????
Posted by: Millions of single women raise an eyebrow and mutter darkly
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Bite my ass
Posted by: Say millions of single mothers at October 30, 2024 04:07 PM (iUYAv)

Adoption is always a choice.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at October 30, 2024 04:14 PM (EmT/E)

220 'Whoopie Goldberg is so bad that she asked 100 men to screw her and all of them said'''''''''''

----------------------

All she needs to do is show up outside the main gate at Camp LeJuene. She'll find some takers.
Posted by: Duke Lowell


Maybe the water there will give her diarrhea and cause her to lose weight.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 30, 2024 04:14 PM (v6JzV)

221 >>>Bill Gates is genetically modifying mosquitos with the Covid vaccine and releasing them into the public and our Government is allowing it.
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The moment Bill Gates decided to kill everyone on earth was immortalized on film. It was when he got hit in the face with a pie. You can see death in his eyes

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at October 30, 2024 04:14 PM (iUYAv)

222 This, plus I think a sizeable percentage is very gullible single women thinking the "daddy" will stick around and be a rea' father. They cling to this delusion for months until it finally dawns on them why the "daddy" isn't returning texts and has a new women in his social media posts.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 30, 2024 04:05 PM (iFTx/)
___________________

And they get to vote. Explains a lot, doesn't it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2024 04:14 PM (YqDXo)

223 This, plus I think a sizeable percentage is very gullible single women thinking the "daddy" will stick around and be a rea' father. They cling to this delusion for months until it finally dawns on them why the "daddy" isn't returning texts and has a new women in his social media posts.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 30, 2024 04:05 PM (iFTx/)
__________________

The thing I can't believe is that when a casual relationship is on the rocks these same very gullible single women think having a baby will bind the guy closer to them.

Generally speaking, they couldn't be more wrong. That's female thinking; male thinking is that he'll be marginalized thereafter, no or minimal nookie, putting up with a screaming infant and crappy diapers, and all the time paying for all of this.

Or, alternatively, he hits the bricks and goes back to his previous care-free existence.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2024 04:10 PM (YqDXo)
________

I agree. Never have unprotected sex unless you're married and both spouses want a baby. Otherwise, use any one of the 500 different kinds of contraception. And keep a morning after pill handy just in case.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 30, 2024 04:14 PM (iFTx/)

224 Ps. Bill's father was a founding big wig in planned parenthood.

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at October 30, 2024 04:15 PM (iUYAv)

225 223 I agree. Never have unprotected sex unless you're married and both spouses want a baby. Otherwise, use any one of the 500 different kinds of contraception. And keep a morning after pill handy just in case.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 30, 2024 04:14 PM (iFTx/)

======

What what...in the butt?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 30, 2024 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

226 >>> Roe was shit legislation and everyone knows it.

Ginsberg knew is was flimsy law and didn't care. She wanted a different case to be the poster child to slide abortion into law, I believe it was one in which a lady in the military got knocked up, the military was encouraging her to abort and putting pressure on her. She wanted to keep it. By arguing in favor of life, they would ultimately also sneak in legislation allowing moms to decide the opposite of life.

Maybe it's a good thing she was so greedy, that one might have been more airtight.

Posted by: LizLem at October 30, 2024 04:15 PM (tG3yH)

227 Democrats are absolutely genius-level mind readers.

They can perfectly state what every Republican will do with power once they are elected to office.

Yet somehow, they can never state what THEY will actually do when they come into power.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 30, 2024 04:13 PM (HlyYF)
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Since they are also masters of projection, just substitute "Democrat" for "Republican" whenever they talk about Republicans abusing power and they are telling you *exactly* what they will do.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2024 04:15 PM (7fElN)

228 Well, she's said that she's had so many abortions she can't remember how many. She must have been beautiful back then. Or she just wore a bag on her head when she went on dates. Oh, wait. There's that odd body. Never mind.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2024 04:14 PM (0Htd1)
_________________

Harambe wasn't that picky.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2024 04:15 PM (YqDXo)

229 Let go of Roe.

Roe is gone. There is no reinstating it. In a pedantic sense, whatever federal-level right to abortion you want to force upon the states will be called something else. And shockingly, you may have to define it this time.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 30, 2024 04:15 PM (hCzfy)

230
Adoption is always a choice.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at October 30, 2024 04:14 PM (EmT/E)
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But what about my figure?

/bar hopping bimbos everywhere

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 30, 2024 04:16 PM (tT6L1)

231 > The Love Boats Meets Cthulhu As A 1970s Grindhouse Horror - Super Panavision 70
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There's a whole collection of them. Pretty cool. Some are meh, others really well done.
- Jetsons
- Terminator
- Dune
- Family Guy
etc. etc. etc.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2024 04:16 PM (Q4IgG)

232 Latin to English:

fetus
noun

declension: 4th declension
gender: masculine
Definitions:

- brood/litter
- children (of a parent)
- offspring/young (animals)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf


In his history of civilization, Will Durant has this to say about the women of the Renaissance Netherlands:

"they could probably conjugate better than they could decline"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 30, 2024 04:16 PM (v6JzV)

233 200 >>>Bill Gates is genetically modifying mosquitos with the Covid vaccine and releasing them into the public and our Government is allowing it.

You WILL BE VACCINATED, whether you want it or not.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 30, 2024 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

That's.....literally insane. I take heart that without the lipid nano particle delivery mechanism, it's less likely to do as much damage.


a) i see what you did there
b) that's what he *wants* you to think

Posted by: anachronda at October 30, 2024 04:16 PM (sGtp+)

234 "It's not enough that they embrace Moloch, everyone else must embrace Moloch as well."


I want to be left alone. They won't stop pushing. The covid shot is a perfect example.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at October 30, 2024 04:16 PM (Z8Yh2)

235 The Nazis terminated 6,000,000 innocent Jewish lives.

The Democrat party has terminated 18,000,000 innocent black lives.

Always remember - we are the moral inferiors of the Democrats!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 30, 2024 04:16 PM (HlyYF)

236 Big Mike and Whoopie Goldberg walk into a bar packed with men.........
.......


Bartender says to Whoopi: "You should have brought another girl along."

Posted by: wth at October 30, 2024 04:16 PM (v0R5T)

237 Bill Gates is genetically modifying mosquitos with the Covid vaccine and releasing them into the public and our Government is allowing it.

That's just stage one. The final stage involves 12 monkeys.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 30, 2024 04:16 PM (xCA6C)

238 And keep a morning after pill handy just in case.

Who's gonna tell him?

Posted by: lol at October 30, 2024 04:16 PM (EACcf)

239 Chinese student to face criminal charges for voting in Michigan. Ballot will apparently count

https://tinyurl.com/42e4xfak

Posted by: Ciampino - how many more? at October 30, 2024 04:17 PM (i0xsb)

240 It's nice and about 77 degrees out
The global warming fans will be beating the drums today and tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at October 30, 2024 04:17 PM (fwDg9)

241 WA State has made this election (again) all about abortion.

No matter what. Single issue. Nothing. Else. Matters.

Our state is literally burning. It is unsafe, trashed and expensive. But, it's all about abortion.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage deplorable at October 30, 2024 04:17 PM (3hpgx)

242 there was a south park episode in which cartman's mom lobbies president clintion for the right to 40th trimester abortions.
Posted by: anachronda at October 30, 2024 04:13 PM (sGtp+)
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Isn't that the episode where Cartman is trying to find out who his real father is?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2024 04:18 PM (7fElN)

243 It's child sacrifice.

Horrifying.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 30, 2024 04:18 PM (jyAD3)

244 This, plus I think a sizeable percentage is very gullible single women thinking the "daddy" will stick around and be a rea' father. They cling to this delusion for months until it finally dawns on them why the "daddy" isn't returning texts and has a new women in his social media posts.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 30, 2024 04:05 PM (iFTx/)

Yeah, I meant to include that in there. Horde mind, yadda yadda.

Posted by: pookysgirl's mom works at a CPC at October 30, 2024 04:19 PM (dtlDP)

245 242 Isn't that the episode where Cartman is trying to find out who his real father is?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2024 04:18 PM (7fElN)

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Isn't his father the Denver Broncos?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 30, 2024 04:19 PM (GBKbO)

246 242 there was a south park episode in which cartman's mom lobbies president clintion for the right to 40th trimester abortions.
Posted by: anachronda at October 30, 2024 04:13 PM (sGtp+)
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Isn't that the episode where Cartman is trying to find out who his real father is?


i think so. and we all know how *that* turned out.

Posted by: anachronda at October 30, 2024 04:19 PM (sGtp+)

247 What kind of church does weirdo Walz go to?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 30, 2024 04:19 PM (kTd/k)

248 Our state is literally burning. It is unsafe, trashed and expensive. But, it's all about abortion.
Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage deplorable at October 30, 2024 04:17 PM (3hpgx)
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D voter turnout is in the toilet. This is the only play they have to get their voters to the polls.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 30, 2024 04:19 PM (tT6L1)

249 Since this is a lady post... there's the ad making the rounds with the ladies going into the ballot box, with their oppressive toxic MAGA husbands. And all the ladies give each other knowing looks, and secretly vote Kamala.

"Did you vote the right way, honey?"
"Sure did."

Okay, I'm sorry, but most republican women I know are firecrackers, have their own mind and let you know it. They don't need to hide their votes from their husbands. Dumb.

Posted by: LizLem at October 30, 2024 04:19 PM (tG3yH)

250 A nurse seeing that many pregnant young girls should be asked: how many, how old and who impregnated these teens?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt


And is she reported these cases to the authorities so that people can be prosecuted for sex with underage girls?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 30, 2024 04:19 PM (0Htd1)

251 248 D voter turnout is in the toilet. This is the only play they have to get their voters to the polls.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 30, 2024 04:19 PM (tT6L1)

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If an election message is about abortion, and turnout is in the toilet, is the election message about abortion working in any conceivable way?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 30, 2024 04:19 PM (GBKbO)

252 245 242 Isn't that the episode where Cartman is trying to find out who his real father is?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2024 04:18 PM (7fElN)

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Isn't his father the Denver Broncos?


as i recall, his real father turned out to be his mom.

Posted by: anachronda at October 30, 2024 04:19 PM (sGtp+)

253 Our state is literally burning. It is unsafe, trashed and expensive. But, it's all about abortion.
Posted by: nurse ratched


How long until you can get the hell out of that state, Nurse?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 30, 2024 04:19 PM (v6JzV)

254 * waves to Buckley *
Posted by: Ben Had
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He may be going to boarding school soon...

Posted by: lin-duh of the garbage clan at October 30, 2024 04:20 PM (WT4dp)

255 So. Eight abortions Whoopi? How many STD's?
It's a regular Doomsday Machine down there.

Posted by: wth at October 30, 2024 04:20 PM (v0R5T)

256 I bet Walz doesn't support aborting male babies. They can't grow up to be whatever age he prefers otherwise.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 30, 2024 04:20 PM (2ocoG)

257 Isn't that the episode where Cartman is trying to find out who his real father is?
==
Wait I thought Kyle's mother was the whore?

Posted by: I'm lost at October 30, 2024 04:20 PM (iUYAv)

258 252 245 242 Isn't that the episode where Cartman is trying to find out who his real father is?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2024 04:18 PM (7fElN)

======

Isn't his father the Denver Broncos?

as i recall, his real father turned out to be his mom.
Posted by: anachronda at October 30, 2024 04:19 PM (sGtp+)

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That's right. I'd forgotten.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 30, 2024 04:20 PM (GBKbO)

259 @239

Also from that article:
In recent weeks, Elon Musk, a prominent Trump supporter who has been described as the world's richest man, has been posting on social media about Michigan's voter rolls.

WTH does that mean? Is there some doubt about it, or are you just citing random assertions? If the latter, how about publishing "Kamala Harris, who has been described as a vacant bint and serial oral satisfier".

Posted by: Archimedes at October 30, 2024 04:21 PM (xCA6C)

260 The abortion heat just doesnt seem like it did 2 years ago.

Most all of these states now have pretty lax abortion laws on the books.

It's now about pro-abortion voters in blue states being mad that Texas doesn't have the same abortion laws as California.

But if Roe vs Wade hadnt been overturned, the Dems really would have absolutely nothing to run on. Women voters are what's keeping this race close, they're just fanatics on the abortion issue.

Posted by: Blago at October 30, 2024 04:21 PM (wMRY8)

261
It's all they got. And also Trump is Hitler.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder


It might be enough.

Posted by: Garbage pail kid at October 30, 2024 04:21 PM (63Dwl)

262 Florida early vote update (I did this math)

Yesterday Republicans increased their lead by 75,000 to 669,000 votes.

Partisan percentage remain unchanged with Democrats taking 54% of vote by mail and GOP taking 66% on IPEV.

Democrats have finally broken 50% of their 2020 totals at 54%.

Democrats lead in the early vote in only 5 places; Tallahassee, Ocala, Orlando, Palm Beach, and Broward. All other counties and cities in the state are lead by the GOP. In most the GOP leads both vote by mail and IPEV.

Probably the most interesting is Duval where Trump has a solid 5%+ lead. Duval county has historically mirrored Georgia's margin.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 30, 2024 04:21 PM (WqV2h)

263 Chinese student to face criminal charges for voting in Michigan. Ballot will apparently count

https://tinyurl.com/42e4xfak

Posted by: Ciampino

Nothing says "free and fair election" like a Chinese national voting, and the state of Michigan having no mechanism for striking (fraudulent) tabulated votes.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 30, 2024 04:21 PM (hCzfy)

264 If an election message is about abortion, and turnout is in the toilet, is the election message about abortion working in any conceivable way?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 30, 2024 04:19 PM (GBKbO)
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I didn't say it was working, I'm just saying it's the only thing they've got.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 30, 2024 04:21 PM (tT6L1)

265 251 248 D voter turnout is in the toilet. This is the only play they have to get their voters to the polls.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 30, 2024 04:19 PM (tT6L1)

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If an election message is about abortion, and turnout is in the toilet, is the election message about abortion working in any conceivable way?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 30, 2024 04:19 PM (GBKbO)

Conceivable. I see what you did there.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 30, 2024 04:22 PM (KbCG3)

266 247 What kind of church does weirdo Walz go to?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 30, 2024 04:19 PM (kTd/k)


Lutheran ( ELCA ) IIRC.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 30, 2024 04:22 PM (PiwSw)

267 Say what you will about serial monogamist Liz Taylor, with her 42 husbands, but I never heard that she aborted a child.

Or, at least, if she did, she had the decency to not crow about it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 30, 2024 04:22 PM (v6JzV)

268 Bill Gates is genetically modifying mosquitos with the Covid vaccine and releasing them into the public and our Government is allowing it.

You WILL BE VACCINATED, whether you want it or not.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at

Well guess what, Bill Gates? Here in Alabama, we spray clouds of mosquito poison every night so thick it looks like fog. And on top of that, we get our yard treated.

How old is this man? Isn’t he going to his circle of hell soon?

Posted by: Piper at October 30, 2024 04:22 PM (pZEOD)

269 The IVF issue is just off the wall bizarre.

Trump might as well attack The Ho for her wanting to hair growth products.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 30, 2024 04:23 PM (5KeIv)

270 What kind of church does weirdo Walz go to?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 30, 2024 04:19 PM (kTd/k)

Lutheran ( ELCA ) IIRC.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

Do we know his position on the correct recipe for tuna casserole?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 30, 2024 04:23 PM (v6JzV)

271 Is it in yet?

Posted by: Whoopi at October 30, 2024 04:23 PM (v0R5T)

272
Governor Timpon, was it true that your CCP side piece when you were in Red China "love you long, long time"?

What did your wife think of your dalliance with Mei Luvyu Long Long Time?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2024 04:24 PM (xG4kz)

273 If an election message is about abortion, and turnout is in the toilet, is the election message about abortion working in any conceivable way?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 30, 2024 04:19 PM (GBKbO)

Conceivable. I see what you did there.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 30, 2024 04:22 PM (KbCG3)
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Crap. That one didn't part my hair as it went over my head. It was at about 30K feet.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 30, 2024 04:24 PM (tT6L1)

274 Bill Gates is genetically modifying mosquitos with the Covid vaccine and releasing them into the public and our Government is allowing it.
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In fairness, Gates knows a lot of viruses from his Microsoft days.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 30, 2024 04:24 PM (YqDXo)

275 273 If an election message is about abortion, and turnout is in the toilet, is the election message about abortion working in any conceivable way?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 30, 2024 04:19 PM (GBKbO)

Conceivable. I see what you did there.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 30, 2024 04:22 PM (KbCG3)
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Crap. That one didn't part my hair as it went over my head. It was at about 30K feet.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 30, 2024 04:24 PM (tT6L1)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 30, 2024 04:24 PM (GBKbO)

276 270 What kind of church does weirdo Walz go to?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 30, 2024 04:19 PM (kTd/k)

Lutheran ( ELCA ) IIRC.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

Do we know his position on the correct recipe for tuna casserole?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 30, 2024 04:23 PM (v6JzV)

Timmy prefers weiners with mashed potatoes

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 30, 2024 04:25 PM (VNX3d)

277 Bill Gates IS a virus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 30, 2024 04:25 PM (v6JzV)

278 If an election message is about abortion, and turnout is in the toilet, is the election message about abortion working in any conceivable way?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 30, 2024 04:19 PM (GBKbO)
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* golf clap *

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 30, 2024 04:25 PM (7fElN)

279 https://x.com/TonerousHyus/status/
1851719445191786942

@TonerousHyus
So Kammie went to Clayton County yesterday and did her rally there. It's the worst performing county around Atlanta.

Let's see on its relative turnout today. Whoops:

(graphic of Atlanta's surrounding counties with Clayton being the lowest overall turnout number)

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What if I told you that Democrats are actually massively underperforming their polls and polls are bullshit?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 30, 2024 04:25 PM (GBKbO)

280
Bill Gates is genetically modifying mosquitos with the Covid vaccine and releasing them into the public and our Government is allowing it.

You WILL BE VACCINATED, whether you want it or not.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden


Whoever in hell is letting that loon pull such dangerous bullshit.

Slot him for an early lamppost visit ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2024 04:26 PM (xG4kz)

281 Ace, look up Doe v Bolton. Roe's trimester regime is a fiction and has been for 50 years.

Posted by: MikeN at October 30, 2024 04:26 PM (HVZOH)

282 Inflation? Whatever

War? Blah blah blah

Immigration? Yawn

Abortions????? Muh vagina?????? To the polls!!!!!!!!

Posted by: women voters at October 30, 2024 04:26 PM (P3t/m)

283
I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 30, 2024 04:24 PM (GBKbO)
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Paging BEN ROETH...whatever, paging BEN Roeth...whatever....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 30, 2024 04:26 PM (tT6L1)

284 What if I told you that Democrats are actually massively underperforming their polls and polls are bullshit?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity
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We'll unzipped our pants and form a line in front of you...

Posted by: Moron horde at October 30, 2024 04:27 PM (iUYAv)

285 If you go to hell, do you at least get derive some pleasure from watching the punishments doled out to the likes of Faucii, Gates, Pol Pot, et. al.?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 30, 2024 04:28 PM (v6JzV)

286 How long until you can get the hell out of that state, Nurse?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I'm not leaving. I'm 4th generation Washingtonian. I was here first.

Only reason I could see leaving is if my boys had babies and asked me to move closer to them to help out.

That's it.

Posted by: nurse ratched, garbage deplorable at October 30, 2024 04:28 PM (5vJ24)

287 It's impossible to overstate the importance of next Tuesday.

It's the NFL trade deadline.

Posted by: K.C. Wolf (mnw) at October 30, 2024 04:28 PM (NLIak)

288 Another tidbit from Tucker’s interview of Jimmy Dore: Dore recounted a conversation he had with an unnamed head of a big organization who specifically phrased him/herself as “pro-abortion.” He asked why not “pro-choice?” The person said pro-choice wasn’t good enough, you must be pro-abortion. When he asked why he/she said something like “that’s a long discussion.”

Dore also noted how these people no longer position it as “bodily autonomy” after Covid since they were all-in on vax mandates.

Ghouls!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2024 04:29 PM (Hkcdp)

289 Sounds like they want to reinstate the 1973 Roe standard and completely ignore the 1992 Casey standard.

Posted by: eric at October 30, 2024 04:29 PM (RqJez)

290 Only reason I could see leaving is if my boys had babies and asked me to move closer to them to help out.

That's it.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Nurse, I can see you being the awesomest grandma in history!

They'd be able to outshoot CBD by the age of 3 1/2.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 30, 2024 04:30 PM (v6JzV)

291 Should there be any limits on abortion, including limiting third trimester abortions?"

Let's be honest here. At a certain age- nine, in fact- children really lose their appeal.

Posted by: Tim Walz at October 30, 2024 04:30 PM (RFx0q)

292 73 If they call the woman a mother then obviously there is a child whom they want to kill. Shall we call that infanticide?
Posted by: Decaf at October 30, 2024 03:49 PM (unUNN)

Yeah, that's always bothered me. One is not a mother until they mother a child. If they have other children I guess they qualify, but that is not relevant in this discussion.

Posted by: javems at October 30, 2024 04:31 PM (8I4hW)

293 There is still time to buy ammo.

Posted by: Weasel at October 30, 2024 04:31 PM (fghTy)

294 Saw a picture of Kamala and she looked awful.. Like she's coming off a week long bender

Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2024 04:32 PM (IyPmt)

295 Let's be honest here. At a certain age- nine, in fact- children really lose their appeal.
Posted by: Tim Walz at October 30, 2024 04:30 PM (RFx0q)
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Tim, Tim, Tim...we all know it's when they reach puberty you lose interest.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 30, 2024 04:32 PM (tT6L1)

296 Nurse, I can see you being the awesomest grandma in history!

They'd be able to outshoot CBD by the age of 3 1/2.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 30, 2024 04:30 PM (v6JzV)


And not have any compunction about putting Maple Syrup on French Toast.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 30, 2024 04:32 PM (PiwSw)

297 294 Saw a picture of Kamala and she looked awful.. Like she's coming off a week long bender
Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2024 04:32 PM (IyPmt)

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Joke's on you.

It's a week-long detox.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 30, 2024 04:32 PM (GBKbO)

298 Wrong. They would have run on the threat that Roe would be overturned.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 30, 2024 04:32 PM (gfViB)

299 Maybe quit beating 'round the bush and just make abortion mandatory?

For Democrats.

Bet many would vote for it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2024 04:33 PM (Q4IgG)

300 Too bad these fuckwads mothers weren't pro abortion.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 30, 2024 04:33 PM (t8vHj)

301 Coming to intensely dislike that man with the white hot passion of a thousand burning suns.

Should "they' get in, I strongly suspect he's going to be major trouble consorting with Nan, the squad & other just evil and/or evil & dumb ones of Congress.

>But this one is not better, only much more savvy: Pennsylvania Capital-Star, September 15, 2024, 'Shapiro kicks off Harris campaign’s ‘Fighting for Reproductive Freedom’ bus tour in Philadelphia'
The bus tour will make stops across the commonwealth in Allentown, Scranton, Harrisburg and Pittsburgh.

PA is open for business!

And NJ, governed by King Phillip the unaccountable, has NO limitations: Abortion is legal throughout pregnancy in New Jersey – there is no ban or limit on abortion in New Jersey based on how far along in pregnancy you are. Parental involvement is not required in New Jersey.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 30, 2024 04:33 PM (NFX2v)

302 Welp. We went out for a late lunch. Short story, some chick aggressively campaigning for Kamala got launched into the Ho-Ho rack by a friend of mine. Kind of appropriate I think.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2024 04:34 PM (HicSp)

303 Nood garbage

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 30, 2024 04:34 PM (VNX3d)

304 297 294 Saw a picture of Kamala and she looked awful.. Like she's coming off a week long bender
Posted by: It's me donna at October 30, 2024 04:32 PM (IyPmt)

Has anyone seen her sober?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at October 30, 2024 04:34 PM (kTd/k)

305 Life begins at conception, period, end of story.

The only real question is when does one value that life.

A heartbeat can be detected at around 24 days.

Anyone who can even entertain an abortion beyond say 6 weeks, is just a f**king ghoul.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 30, 2024 04:35 PM (XV/Pl)

306 And NJ, governed by King Phillip the unaccountable, has NO limitations: Abortion is legal throughout pregnancy in New Jersey – there is no ban or limit on abortion in New Jersey based on how far along in pregnancy you are. Parental involvement is not required in New Jersey.
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 30, 2024 04:33 PM (NFX2v)
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This type nonsense gave pedophiles and groomers the opening they needed to push for "acceptance."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 30, 2024 04:35 PM (tT6L1)

307 Welp. We went out for a late lunch. Short story, some chick aggressively campaigning for Kamala got launched into the Ho-Ho rack by a friend of mine. Kind of appropriate I think.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2024 04:34 PM (HicSp)

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Video on X yet? ...why yes, I hope it is, why do you ask?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 30, 2024 04:36 PM (tT6L1)

308 NOOD

Posted by: Max Power at October 30, 2024 04:37 PM (q177U)

309 Unfortunately what many Americans (present and esteemed company excluded) do not understand about the Left is that they don't ever, in the words of Robert Frost, "yield with a grace to reason." They do not accept compromise and do not make concessions -- not when there is the slightest opportunity to stir confusion, exploit uncertainty, or create havoc to wrest success from the jaws of defeat. Anybody who thinks this election will produce a Democrat (Leftist) concession, even in the face of an obvious Trump victory, is seriously deluded.

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 30, 2024 04:38 PM (UseAb)

310 Saw a picture of Kamala and she looked awful.. Like she's coming off a week long bender
Posted by: It's me don
......

Her wattles wrinkles had wrinkles. She's had so much bad work done they don't know which direction to place the stitches.

Posted by: wth at October 30, 2024 04:38 PM (v0R5T)

311 Maybe quit beating 'round the bush and just make abortion mandatory?

For Democrats.

Bet many would vote for it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 30, 2024 04:33 PM (Q4IgG)

I support abortions for lefties up to 800 months after birth, preferably administered through ejections from moving rotorcraft.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at October 30, 2024 04:40 PM (RMjVS)

312 279 TJM

Tom Bevan at RCP is someone whom I've respected for years, no matter what he reports-- good or bad.

In a fairly lengthy piece posted this afternoon, Bevan writes that the NV early vote totals are the best predictive indicator there is, i.e., because every voter in NV receives a mail-in ballot, and appx 80% of the total NV vote is therefore mail-in.

Bevan cites Jon Ralston's* well-known analysis: that the early vote in NV thus far is ominous for the DEMs.

*Ralston spent his entire adult life sucking on Harry Reid's purple-helmeted love warrior, right up until Reid finally croaked. Ralston's a rabid DEM partisan, as I'm sure most posters here know.

Posted by: mnw at October 30, 2024 04:42 PM (NLIak)

313 312 Bevan cites Jon Ralston's* well-known analysis: that the early vote in NV thus far is ominous for the DEMs.

*Ralston spent his entire adult life sucking on Harry Reid's purple-helmeted love warrior, right up until Reid finally croaked. Ralston's a rabid DEM partisan, as I'm sure most posters here know.
Posted by: mnw at October 30, 2024 04:42 PM (NLIak)

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I do gain a lot of hope from the EV.

But, this thing ain't done and shenanigans are afoot.

I'm not ready to pop any champagne bottles just yet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 30, 2024 04:43 PM (GBKbO)

314 Didn't Whoopi say she had eight abortions?

Yeah, maybe even more. But they were all IVF ...

Posted by: Puddin' at October 30, 2024 04:46 PM (aICNM)

315 The Carolina Journal, Crime, Federal Government, Healthcare, Law, Politics, Regulation, State Government
'Doctors challenge Harris’ claims on Georgia death from NC clinic, citing lack of follow-up care' Katherine Zehnder.
September 27, 2024

Thurman's death is sad and may certainly have been preventable but, again, it did not occur exactly has the "later" pro-abortion groups like to publicize. Further, Thurman herself was also not an inexperienced, uneducation child completely lost in a medical community.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 30, 2024 04:51 PM (NFX2v)

316 uneducated child Sorry

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 30, 2024 04:51 PM (NFX2v)

317 306. This type nonsense gave pedophiles and groomers the opening they needed to push for "acceptance."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

That's a point, Blake.👍

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 30, 2024 04:53 PM (NFX2v)

318 314 Didn't Whoopi say she had eight abortions?

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That bitch is gross

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 30, 2024 04:54 PM (q1ZgM)

319 Nood. Ha! Two 1sts.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 30, 2024 05:32 PM (Q3Jz2)

320 Say, “Up yours “ and a Dem says, “Now? Sure!”

Posted by: See? Nobody cares at October 30, 2024 07:26 PM (KWlTU)

321 Postpartum abortions are the wave of the future. Uh, how old is Tim Walz? That would be a good threshold.

Posted by: Holmes at October 30, 2024 09:23 PM (zhWvq)

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