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Israel Now Bombing Iran


I put the Cafe in draft for a little bit.

I'm not sure all of the bombing videos are real. I'm assuming they are, but a lot of clickbait accounts just take footage from previous events and label them as the current event.

Whoops: Yup, as I guessed might be the case, one of the vids I posted, and the photo I posted, was from a strike in Lebanon, falsely labeled as a strike on Tehran. That's what happens when you scramble to keep up with breaking news.

I've seen that they're hitting Republican Guards bases. The Mullahs rely on them for internal control of the populace (in addition to conducting foreign terror operations, of course).

I don't know if this is true-- I'm just sharing it.

Eyal Yakoby
@EYakoby

Breaking: The nuclear power plant in Karaj was targeted by the Israeli Air Force.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:55 PM




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1 Pandas showing the power and ferocity that allows them to dominate eucalyptus leaves.
_______
Obviously, Pandas hunted the saber toothed tigers to extinction.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 25, 2024 07:56 PM (1bNHn)

2 Boom!

Posted by: fd at October 25, 2024 07:56 PM (vFG9F)

3 First!

Posted by: fd at October 25, 2024 07:56 PM (vFG9F)

4
Boom

Posted by: Auspex at October 25, 2024 07:56 PM (j4U/Z)

5 Wow.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 25, 2024 07:56 PM (tcruw)

6 I commented on the old/future Cafe thread?

Ace seems to have power over time.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 25, 2024 07:57 PM (1bNHn)

7 I bet whoever is president is pissed.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 25, 2024 07:57 PM (86L66)

8 present !

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 07:57 PM (V13WU)

9 Israel blew up the Cafe!

Posted by: Critters OK? at October 25, 2024 07:57 PM (nS6qG)

10 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at October 25, 2024 07:57 PM (MBe1G)

11 It would be great if Carter lives to see his work in Iran destroyed.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 25, 2024 07:57 PM (1bNHn)

12 I was wondering what happened to the tunnel cat.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at October 25, 2024 07:58 PM (a/7LW)

13 Go IDF, go.

The IAF has 3 707 tankers and a lot of big fuel drop tanks. No need for other takeoff points.

But I worry about mechanical failure or a golden bullet. Where are the SAR helos?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2024 07:58 PM (u82oZ)

14 The fun part is that they’re targeting the IRGC deep inside Iran. Yes, we can get you and there’s fuck all you can do to stop us.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 25, 2024 07:58 PM (u73oe)

15 Countdown to the Rapture in 3...2...1...

Posted by: Robert at October 25, 2024 07:58 PM (MBe1G)

16 This is not good for Cumallah.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2024 07:58 PM (mzM2O)

17 "Bomb bomb bomb. bomb Iran. Bomb Irraannnn..."

Someone needs to check on Jimmy Carter

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 07:58 PM (VN3OX)

18 The last thing Harris needs is MORE Israeli war action in the Middle East. Her antisemitic base will be unhappy she and Biden have no real response, normies don't trust her in a tough, uncertain international environment, and she sucks in general, which isn't directly influenced by the war, but I wanted three things to critique her on.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 25, 2024 07:58 PM (ycI94)

19 Finally. After 45 years, these fckers are getting hit properly.

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 07:59 PM (V13WU)

20 Searching Spotify for Bomb Bomb Iran.

Catchy tune.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at October 25, 2024 07:59 PM (tA1/w)

21
QuillFire
@QuillFirePoetry
The Israelis are hitting Karaj, just northwest of Tehran. There's a centrifuge nuclear processing plant in Karaj.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 25, 2024 07:59 PM (TGPs7)

22 Who will wake up Joey?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 07:59 PM (VN3OX)

23 Middle video was deleted.

Posted by: Robert at October 25, 2024 07:59 PM (MBe1G)

24 Barak Ravid @BarakRavid 38m
🚨🚨🚨 Israel began its attack against Iran early Saturday morning local time in retaliation for its massive ballistic missile attack on Oct. 1, two sources with knowledge told me. My report on @axios

Barak Ravid @BarakRavid 2m
U.S. officials said the Biden administration was notified hours in advance that the Israeli air strike is going to take place on Friday night
====
Sure they were! Sure!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 07:59 PM (hovnC)

25 Crap. A Reverse Willow with a twist.

As for myself, I cannot wait until someone sticks a microphone in Kamala's face (stop it, I said a microphone) and asks her to comment on the Israeli attack.

Hilarity will surely ensue!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 25, 2024 08:00 PM (JkO4W)

26 It's getting sporty in the Middle East right now and unfortunately significant parts of our federal government does not have Israels back.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 25, 2024 08:00 PM (QNSds)

27 It's a very interesting contrast between what Iran has been able to accomplish with massed missile attacks at Israel while Israel appears to be able to attack targets at will inside the heart of Iran.

Who is the strong horse in this scenario? You can bet the rest of the Arab world that hates Iran is watching.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 25, 2024 08:00 PM (BpYfr)

28 Israel Defense Forces @IDF 24m
In response to months of continuous attacks from the regime in Iran against the State of Israel—right now the Israel Defense Forces is conducting precise strikes on military targets in Iran.

The regime in Iran and its proxies in the region have been relentlessly attacking Israel since October 7th—on seven fronts—including direct attacks from Iranian soil.

Like every other sovereign country in the world, the State of Israel has the right and the duty to respond.

Our defensive and offensive capabilities are fully mobilized.

We will do whatever necessary to defend the State of Israel and the people of Israel.
===
text of video link

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 08:00 PM (hovnC)

29 Willowed, but important:

Posted by: NaCly Dog

Of course you know I'm just funning you. I'm 30 years lived in this HOA-controlled subdivision and there has been just one or two competent Presidents and effective boards in that span. I admire anyone who wades into that swamp and does it right. It's simple, but not easy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2024 08:00 PM (Aqu9a)

30
Who will wake up Joey?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 07:59 PM (VN3OX)

_________

As Joe Slept: The Story of the Israel-Iran Conflict

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2024 08:00 PM (EsZUh)

31 The F-15Is and F-16Is have two CFTs installed to extend the range. Then if you really want to go balls to the wall for range there are the 600 gallon drop tanks.

IIRC an F-16I just on internal fuel and CFTs can reach the outskirts of Tehran.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 08:00 PM (VN3OX)

32 22 Who will wake up Joey?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 07:59 PM (VN3OX)

Grandpa Bad Touch is already down for the evening. Please try again tomorrow.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2024 08:01 PM (mzM2O)

33 Atsa lotta kaboom!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2024 08:01 PM (6WW/J)

34 Isn't Trump's interview with Joe Rogan happening right now, too?

Posted by: Methos at October 25, 2024 08:01 PM (Dnobf)

35 My bafflement at the deployment/non-deployment of the flaming skull is hereby reinforced.

Posted by: MrExcitement at October 25, 2024 08:01 PM (hOOi9)

36 Robert Check Tensor

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 08:01 PM (VN3OX)

37 Barky ShitMidas hardest hit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 25, 2024 08:01 PM (JkO4W)

38 Now would be a good time to check the expiration date on your Iodine tablets.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at October 25, 2024 08:01 PM (tA1/w)

39 The Israeli strikes will be limited. Not the kind of total war that should be.

Posted by: leb at October 25, 2024 08:02 PM (+K+vL)

40 Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 1h
#BREAKING: 19 explosions reported in the Iranian cities of Karaj and Tehran

Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 1h
#BREAKING: Unconfirmed explosions reported in Baghdad, Erbil, and west of Tehran

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 08:02 PM (hovnC)

41 Has anyone woke up Joe?
Better maybe not

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2024 08:02 PM (fwDg9)

42 38 Now would be a good time to check the expiration date on your Iodine tablets.
Posted by: Next2Nothing at October 25, 2024 08:01 PM (tA1/w

Who nuked Who?

*sung to the AC/DC song

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2024 08:02 PM (mzM2O)

43 Finally Israel listens to John McCain. Seriously, knock out that nuke program.

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2024 08:02 PM (HJ9BW)

44 This is my "Not Giving A Shit About Mullahs" face.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 25, 2024 08:02 PM (gKWVE)

45 Iran is getting a lot of spicy matzah balls right now

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 08:02 PM (VN3OX)

46 They are hitting Iran, Iraq and Syria.

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 08:02 PM (V13WU)

47 41 Has anyone woke up Joe?
Better maybe not
Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2024 08:02 PM (fwDg9)

------------

Remember, he has a team.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 25, 2024 08:03 PM (JkO4W)

48 I’ve heard some fire and brimstone preachers in my time that might get in a pulpit Sunday in this context and talk about the rapture and Armageddon….. eschatology is interesting!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 25, 2024 08:03 PM (ANuwa)

49 The fun part is that they’re targeting the IRGC deep inside Iran. Yes, we can get you and there’s fuck all you can do to stop us.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 25, 2024 07:58 PM (u73oe)

Iran: Mr. Posner

Israel: Billy Jack

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2024 08:03 PM (Aqu9a)

50 Has anyone woke up Joe?
Better maybe not
Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2024 08:02 PM (fwDg9)

Don't they have to find Jill first, to get permission?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 25, 2024 08:03 PM (VNX3d)

51 I cannot wait until someone sticks a microphone in Kamala's face (stop it, I said a microphone) and asks her to comment on the Israeli attack.

Hilarity will surely ensue!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 25, 2024 08:00 PM (JkO4W)

She was raised in a middle class home, dontchaknow.

Posted by: Robert at October 25, 2024 08:03 PM (MBe1G)

52 Jawbone of an ass caliber.

Posted by: Eromero at October 25, 2024 08:03 PM (LHPAg)

53
This is not good for Cumallah.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2024 07:58 PM (mzM2O)

_________

She will employ her diplomatic superpowers to bring this to a close and the two countries will establish trade relations and embassies.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2024 08:04 PM (EsZUh)

54 Ah, with breaking news on an unclear topic, DU drones aren't sure how to respond:

Good! Russia-Iran Axis needs to be resisted. Whether it’s the Iran-backed Hezbollah or the Russia-backed Houthis, it’s a campaign of terror by these two.

Well timed by Bibi. That SOB will do whatever he can to hand this election to his orange clone.

Precise attacks just like in Gaza I'm sure. Bibi sucks

F__k! Need serious diplomatic responses.

January 1st is coming... will the Doomsday Clock inch forward? Every New Year the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists update their Doomsday Clock

Between the proxy war in Europe... and the burning Middle East... sure looks like it.

Why did Trump quit the nuclear treaty that Obama implemented with Iran? Seems like Trump allowed Iran to develop their nuclear capability. Why? Did Putin ask him nicely?

Trump wanted to undo everything Obama did, effectively erase Obama from history.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 25, 2024 08:04 PM (ycI94)

55 Biden’s sleeping. Nurse out front should’ve told ya.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 25, 2024 08:04 PM (u73oe)

56 Gonna go top off my car, brb

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 25, 2024 08:04 PM (DTX3h)

57 If they woke up Kamala to tell her she’s such a nerd she’d have to study the policy books awhile before making any command decisions…. High IQ!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 25, 2024 08:04 PM (ANuwa)

58 Israel will have to wait until January 20th to hit the nuke sites.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 25, 2024 08:04 PM (NZnln)

59 Isn't Kamala expected onstage shortly with Beyonce right about now?

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 25, 2024 08:04 PM (Go6qm)

60 Sec. of Def. Darth Lloyd staring at phone, "Joey has taken a sleeping pill and is not to be disturbed."

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 08:04 PM (VN3OX)

61 Wouldn't it be cool if they gave the US a fake attack plan that they knew would be leaked and now slam these goat fuckers

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2024 08:04 PM (HJ9BW)

62 She was raised in a middle class home, dontchaknow.
Posted by: Robert at October 25, 2024 08:03 PM (MBe1G)

I thought her father was a drinker, and a fiend.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 25, 2024 08:05 PM (D7oie)

63 Check Tensor
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 08:01 PM (VN3OX)

Mmmmmm, 2D cuties!

Posted by: Robert at October 25, 2024 08:05 PM (MBe1G)

64 What nation can stop Iran's mighty hypersonics?


Tony Stonk ™
@DickTugging
BREAKING. Three explosions reported in Tehran. The capital of Iran. Israel made the mistake that will be their undoing.

We can expect thousands of these heading towards Israel & Tel Aviv, along with the destruction of much of their vital infrastructure with Iranian hypersonics,

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 25, 2024 08:05 PM (TGPs7)

65
As I was SAYING......

If this is a little Blinken / Biden bitch bomb fest sent as a 'message' then screw us.

Nuke facilities, leadership, mosques and especially that well in Qom. Totaled.

Posted by: Auspex at October 25, 2024 08:05 PM (j4U/Z)

66 Earlier:

Israel Defense Forces @IDF 12h
⭕️The IDF struck Hezbollah terrorist infrastructure sites in the Jousieh border crossing the northern Beqaa area overnight, using precision munitions to minimize harm to uninvolved civilians.

Hezbollah exploits the Jousieh civilian crossing, which is under the control of the Syrian regime and is operated by Syrian military security, to transfer weapons from Syria to Lebanon by Hezbollah’s 4400 Unit and carry out numerous terrorist operations against Israeli civilians and IDF troops.

The IDF will continue to operate to thwart Hezbollah’s weapons transfers and urges Syrian and Lebanese authorities to prevent the Hezbollah terrorist organization's unrestricted movement between the two countries.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 08:05 PM (hovnC)

67 I cannot wait until someone sticks a microphone in Kamala's face (stop it, I said a microphone) and asks her to comment on the Israeli attack.

As a nerd into deep dives, she'll need at least 6 months to comment.

Posted by: 4 Eyes at October 25, 2024 08:05 PM (bi+4b)

68 sounds like they bombed the Khomeini international airport too

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 08:05 PM (V13WU)

69 Perhaps this is the REAL "October Surprise" some have been waiting for.

It seems like we've been waiting for this for decades, and now it happens just days in front of a US POTUS election? Interesting timing.

Posted by: MrExcitement at October 25, 2024 08:06 PM (hOOi9)

70 I don’t think they would be hitting Iraq unless fired on during a fly over. That opinion is worth as much as a Harris cackle.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 25, 2024 08:06 PM (D6PGr)

71 25 Crap. A Reverse Willow with a twist.

As for myself, I cannot wait until someone sticks a microphone in Kamala's face (stop it, I said a microphone) and asks her to comment on the Israeli attack.

Hilarity will surely ensue!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 25, 2024 08:00 PM (JkO4W)
----
KH: " I just hope there's a happy ending."

Posted by: Ciampino - a bucket for the horse at October 25, 2024 08:06 PM (i0xsb)

72 LOL who is Tony Stonk? Iran shot their load and hit an electrical junction box a few weeks ago

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2024 08:06 PM (HJ9BW)

73 I thought Joey and Kamala said DON'T. It's like Israel isn't paying attention...

Posted by: Captain Kristal's tampon at October 25, 2024 08:06 PM (T44gN)

74 Sec. of Def. Darth Lloyd staring at phone, "Joey has taken a sleeping pill and is not to be disturbed."
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 08:04 PM (VN3OX)

Loved that scene from The Longest Day.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2024 08:06 PM (Aqu9a)

75 To keep her Texas rally comments relevant to the moment, Kamala will talk about the importance of….. killing babies

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 25, 2024 08:06 PM (ANuwa)

76 59 Isn't Kamala expected onstage shortly with Beyonce right about now?
Posted by: CaliGirl at October

Yep!

Posted by: Piper at October 25, 2024 08:06 PM (pZEOD)

77 What will Rastafarian Raggedy Anne do now?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 08:07 PM (VN3OX)

78 So, this is Israel saying 'fuck it- it's time to end this'

hope it works
I hope the Iranian people take advantage and bring down the mullahs

give them the Mussolini treatment

Posted by: Don Black, adding more funk daily at October 25, 2024 08:07 PM (/7KEl)

79 Going to be interesting to find out if Jordan or Saudi Arabia allowed use of their airspace.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 25, 2024 08:07 PM (NZnln)

80 I think I should fill up my cars tonight. and gas cans

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 25, 2024 08:07 PM (FCrpy)

81 76 59 Isn't Kamala expected onstage shortly with Beyonce right about now?
Posted by: CaliGirl at October

Yep!
Posted by: Piper at October 25, 2024 08:06 PM (pZEOD)

The timing is perfect.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2024 08:07 PM (mzM2O)

82 ValJar hardest hit, rhetorically speaking.

Posted by: mrp at October 25, 2024 08:07 PM (rj6Yv)

83
As for myself, I cannot wait until someone sticks a microphone in Kamala's face (stop it, I said a microphone) and asks her to comment on the Israeli attack.

_________

1) Trump is evil.
2) Abortion

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2024 08:07 PM (EsZUh)

84 CNN ignoring all this, focusing instead on Nazi Fascist Felon Liar Misogynist blather.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at October 25, 2024 08:08 PM (ZtgZZ)

85 11 It would be great if Carter lives to see his work in Iran destroyed.
Posted by: Eeyore at October 25, 2024 07:57 PM (1bNHn)

Well, if you call his current state "living."

Which is, I suppose literally true, but I'm nor sure he's conscious.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 25, 2024 08:08 PM (OX9vb)

86 Just as an added fun fact: The CEO of Palantir stated in CNBC interview this morning that the Biden White House had prevented Israel from killing the head of Hezbollah on previous occasions even when the Israelis had a certain fix on his position.

https://tinyurl.com/3f569hnj

At the 5:25 mark or so

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at October 25, 2024 08:08 PM (pIfcn)

87 From the previous thread...

311 294. IDF says they are not striking the oil facilities at the request of the US.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 25, 2024 07:59 PM (Y4nFb)

The petro-dollar bribery/graft must flow.

Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2024 08:08 PM (i0F8b)

88 Who are they over flying to get there?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 25, 2024 08:08 PM (L/fGl)

89 Biden (his puppeteers) destabilized the world.They are responsible for all of this.

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2024 08:08 PM (HJ9BW)

90
As for myself, I cannot wait until someone sticks a microphone in Kamala's face (stop it, I said a microphone) and asks her to comment on the Israeli attack.

She's a nerd. She's gonna have to study on it and get back to ya!

Posted by: Captain Kristal's tampon at October 25, 2024 08:08 PM (T44gN)

91 Robert, glad you like

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 08:08 PM (VN3OX)

92 "F__k! Need serious diplomatic responses."
----
I'm sure a strongly worded letter from the UN Security Council will stop this insanity!

/sarc

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 25, 2024 08:08 PM (BpYfr)

93 80 I think I should fill up my cars tonight. and gas cans
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 25, 2024 08:07 PM (FCrpy

Why?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2024 08:08 PM (mzM2O)

94 Steve Lookner @lookner 7m
Iranian state media: "several military bases in the west and southwest of Tehran were the targets of [Israel's] attack."

https://is.gd/6Lzh54
screencap of the Zionists' trickery!!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 08:08 PM (hovnC)

95 74 — Ha! They couldn’t find Lloyd Austin…. He’d snuck off to the hospital to have a kidney stone removed…. And lard removed from his fat ass

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 25, 2024 08:08 PM (ANuwa)

96 @DickTugging
I bet he is.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 25, 2024 08:08 PM (gKWVE)

97 Double edge sword for Kammie. Stay silent and she looks weak and irrelevant. Make a statement and remind everyone that it’s her administration that set the world on fire.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 25, 2024 08:09 PM (u73oe)

98 311 294. IDF says they are not striking the oil facilities at the request of the US.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 25, 2024 07:59 PM (Y4nFb)

I'm sorry to hear that

Posted by: It's me donna at October 25, 2024 08:09 PM (IyPmt)

99 All the Ayatollahs are being called to a special war meeting. On their pagers.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 25, 2024 08:09 PM (gm9Sb)

100 If Kamala still shows up for the Beyonce concert...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 08:09 PM (VN3OX)

101
Biden was so out of it trying to apologize to indians out west today that they had to cut the charade short.

Dr. Jill will take care of the 3 am phone call.

Posted by: Auspex at October 25, 2024 08:09 PM (j4U/Z)

102 93 In anticipation of price hikes and/or shortages.

Posted by: Your Huckleberry: gp at October 25, 2024 08:09 PM (TxBND)

103 Mister Ghost

ISTR we have added 2 THAAD batteries to the already awesome integrated BMD forces of Israel.

Do not be looking at your phone while walking around, however. Would not be prudent.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2024 08:09 PM (u82oZ)

104 I think I should fill up my cars tonight. and gas cans
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 25, 2024 08:07 PM (FCrpy)

And garbage cans, holmes!

Posted by: Cheech & Chong at October 25, 2024 08:09 PM (Aqu9a)

105 SURPRISE!

Posted by: October at October 25, 2024 08:10 PM (vYDwg)

106 I would like to think that perhaps the new government of Iran under one of the Pahlavis will have use for the unbombed oil wells...

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 08:10 PM (V13WU)

107 No one is surprised by this. It has been coming for over a year.

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2024 08:10 PM (HJ9BW)

108 Isn't the Shah's son still living in the US.

About the only good thing Carter ever did as President.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 08:11 PM (VN3OX)

109 Assume CFT = Conformal Tank

They look like they belong on an F-15, but the ones I have seen on F-16s are a bit goofy-looking.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at October 25, 2024 08:11 PM (gfztU)

110 What's with that FOX chyron??? LMAO

Posted by: ... at October 25, 2024 08:11 PM (lX8VI)

111 I doubt Iran does anything in response. They are a paper tiger.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2024 08:11 PM (mzM2O)

112 Standing with the IDF. Still demanding the release of ALL 10/07/23 hostages. 🙏

Bet the Uncomitted Voters are majorly p*ssed, and Harris is partying in TX. Oh, well. 🤷

Posted by: L - if they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you too at October 25, 2024 08:11 PM (NFX2v)

113 Ok Pahlavi, step up.This is your chance.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 25, 2024 08:12 PM (t8vHj)

114 "F__k! Need serious diplomatic responses."
----
I'm sure a strongly worded letter from the UN Security Council will stop this insanity!

/sarc
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Biden might be preoccupied...maybe we can send James Taylor over there?

Posted by: John Kerry at October 25, 2024 08:12 PM (ycI94)

115 "Biden (his puppeteers) destabilized the world. They are responsible for all of this." Posted by: steevy

Sure, but that is Their Plan, and stopping them means convincing the propagandized masses that their Woke Ideology is false.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 25, 2024 08:12 PM (Cus5s)

116 Should did up McCain, shove a Disney animatronic up his arse, and have him put on a show -

"Bomb, Bomb, Bomb... "
Pop... Fizzz
And a wisp of magic smoke.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 25, 2024 08:12 PM (/lPRQ)

117 Ray

#31

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 08:12 PM (VN3OX)

118 Iran won't do shite. Their best army was Hezbollah.

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 08:12 PM (V13WU)

119 100 If Kamala still shows up for the Beyonce concert...
Posted by: Anna Puma at October

You know she will, the woman has zero sense of right and wrong. It’s sad. Probably better words for that, too.

Posted by: Piper at October 25, 2024 08:12 PM (pZEOD)

120 does this mean she lost Michigan? I think it does

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 25, 2024 08:12 PM (FCrpy)

121 I have seen reports that targets in Lebanon and Syria are being hit too

Posted by: Tetten_freak at October 25, 2024 08:12 PM (78XkS)

122 I am sure Israeli intel is working to help regime change.

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2024 08:13 PM (HJ9BW)

123 OSINTdefender @sentdefender 1m
A Photo showing Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Minister of Defense Yoav Gallant surrounded by Military Officials at the Underground Command-and-Control Center of the IDF in Tel Aviv, during tonight’s Israeli Strikes against Iran.

https://is.gd/WJyTdN
photo

Not this:
https://is.gd/YU6OF5

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 08:13 PM (hovnC)

124 "Yo, General, should we drop a few bombs in Syria and Iraq on our way?"

Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2024 08:13 PM (i0F8b)

125 119 100 If Kamala still shows up for the Beyonce concert...
Posted by: Anna Puma at October

I think trump is having a rally now ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 25, 2024 08:13 PM (IyPmt)

126 I thought Joey and Kamala said DON'T. It's like Israel isn't paying attention...
Posted by: Captain Kristal's tampon at October 25, 2024 08:06 PM (T44gN)

Joey has shit for brains and Kamala is a used up old whore. American leadership is no more.

Welcome to the post-American world. Hope we survive the experience.

Posted by: Robert at October 25, 2024 08:13 PM (MBe1G)

127
"Joey has taken a sleeping pill and is not to be disturbed."

Loved that scene from The Longest Day.

Break out the Napoleon brandy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 25, 2024 08:13 PM (63Dwl)

128 Sahil Daga
@iamsahildaga
BREAKING: Kamala Harris reminds both Israel and Iran that she grew up in a middle class family.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 25, 2024 08:13 PM (TGPs7)

129 I can’t help but notice all these liberal military people who worked for Trump now calling him dangerous and unfit never provide any objective evidence /example to support these serious allegations.

Not a single one.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 25, 2024 08:13 PM (D6PGr)

130 Trump wanted to undo everything Obama did, effectively erase Obama from history.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 25, 2024 08:04 PM (ycI94)

I SAID I ONLY HAVE ONE VOTE!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 25, 2024 08:13 PM (vYDwg)

131
Ok Pahlavi, step up.This is your chance.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 25, 2024 08:12 PM (t8vHj)

__________

Sorry, it's going to a Bourbon, Habsburg or Hohenzollern.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2024 08:14 PM (EsZUh)

132 @EYakoby
Breaking: The nuclear power plant in Karaj was targeted by the Israeli Air Force

Only target the cooling system... And backup power (tsunami in Japan exposed that weakness of nuke plants).

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 25, 2024 08:14 PM (/lPRQ)

133 The only remaining question of this election is are the Democrats going to do a steal that is on such a level that will lead to genuine resistance?

Posted by: leb at October 25, 2024 08:14 PM (+K+vL)

134 Ok Pahlavi, step up.This is your chance.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 25, 2024 08:12 PM (t8vHj)

__________

Sorry, it's going to a Bourbon, Habsburg or Hohenzollern.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2024 08:14 PM (EsZUh)

Not a Windsor? I hear Harry and Meghan are looking for something to do to remain relevant.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 25, 2024 08:15 PM (VNX3d)

135 I think trump is having a rally now ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 25, 2024 08:13 PM (IyPmt)

After shooting the bull with Rogan for three hours? Dang, what kind of vitamins is he taking?

Posted by: mrp at October 25, 2024 08:15 PM (rj6Yv)

136 Bomb those crazy assholes back to the Stone Age.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 25, 2024 08:15 PM (74g9r)

137 How many wars did we have under Adolf45?

Posted by: ... at October 25, 2024 08:15 PM (lX8VI)

138 Donna

Except Kamala is supposed to be the stand-in President.

Trump is just a candidate.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 08:16 PM (VN3OX)

139 Man, I was planning on a Friday night over at Wings N Things. Five piece order with Mac n cheese and greens, maybe a couple of those rib sammiches, and then grab a few half smokes on the way home. Now it's fuckin' delivery in the situation room.

Lloyd Austin

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 25, 2024 08:16 PM (gm9Sb)

140 132 @EYakoby
Breaking: The nuclear power plant in Karaj was targeted by the Israeli Air Force

Only target the cooling system... And backup power (tsunami in Japan exposed that weakness of nuke plants).
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 25, 2024 08:14 PM (/lPRQ)


That's not gonna play well in the international community.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2024 08:16 PM (mzM2O)

141 Bomb those crazy assholes back to the Stone Age.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 25, 2024 08:15 PM (74g9r)

Pleistocene

Posted by: ... at October 25, 2024 08:16 PM (lX8VI)

142 Sorry, it's going to a Bourbon, Habsburg or Hohenzollern.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2024 08:14 PM (EsZUh)

Or a Ming? Romanovs are right out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2024 08:16 PM (6WW/J)

143 Except Kamala is supposed to be the stand-in President.

Trump is just a candidate.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 08:16 PM (VN3OX)

I forgot about that since she does nothing

Posted by: It's me donna at October 25, 2024 08:16 PM (IyPmt)

144 OSINTdefender @sentdefender 12m
This appears to have been a Very Limited Response by Israel against Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) Sites located around the Iranian Capital of Tehran, we likely won’t know the Extent of the Damage until Daylight, but it sounds as through a Surface-to-Air Missile Site as well as an Airbase near Tehran were some of the Targets.

OSINTdefender @sentdefender 8m
Two Arab Sources have told NBC News that it appears an Initial Strike by Israel against the Iranian Capital of Tehran, has Targeted a Barracks or Office and a Weapons Depot of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC).

https://is.gd/kI8xGK
photo

OSINTdefender @sentdefender 3m
The Fars News Agency is reporting that Iranian Military Base to the West and Southwest of Tehran have been Targeted by Israeli Strikes, with Air Defenses claimed to have been Active attempting to Intercept the Attacks.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 08:16 PM (hovnC)

145 Sorry, it's going to a Bourbon, Habsburg or Hohenzollern.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2024 08:14 PM (EsZUh)

Second look at the Achaemenids?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 25, 2024 08:16 PM (vYDwg)

146 Not a Windsor? I hear Harry and Meghan are looking for something to do to remain relevant.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 25, 2024 08:15 PM (VNX3d)

Maximillian who?

--Benito Juarez

Posted by: Kindltot at October 25, 2024 08:17 PM (D7oie)

147 How do you distract from the World Series like this?

Jews hate baseball, and by extension, America and Apple Pie..

Posted by: bensdad00 at October 25, 2024 08:17 PM (F/35S)

148 I look forward to seeing Cameltoe Coconut blame Trump for this, you know the guy who's been out of office for 4 years

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at October 25, 2024 08:17 PM (M7vhK)

149 After shooting the bull with Rogan for three hours? Dang, what kind of vitamins is he taking?
Posted by: mrp at October 25, 2024 08:15 PM (rj6Yv)

Pretty sure the recorded yesterday

Posted by: Kindltot at October 25, 2024 08:17 PM (D7oie)

150 Knocking out the air defenses is an opening move not the main event.

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2024 08:17 PM (HJ9BW)

151 They won't stop there. The strikes will not be "limited".

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 08:18 PM (V13WU)

152 Why did Trump quit the nuclear treaty that Obama implemented with Iran? Seems like Trump allowed Iran to develop their nuclear capability. Why? Did Putin ask him nicely?

Trump wanted to undo everything Obama did, effectively erase Obama from history.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions
-----

The stupid is strong with these ones.

Israel intel probably finds a strong risk that the cheat may keep Trump out again so it's now or much worse later.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 25, 2024 08:18 PM (/lPRQ)

153 Maximillian who?

--Benito Juarez
Posted by: Kindltot at October 25, 2024 08:17 PM (D7oie)

Hah! One of history's most ridiculous fiascos.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 25, 2024 08:18 PM (vYDwg)

154 Trump at his rally is probably going to lit talking about this attack by Israel.

And the media, being the stupid running lapdogs of the Politburo, will report on it not realizing once again what they are doing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 08:18 PM (VN3OX)

155 Israel intel probably finds a strong risk that the cheat may keep Trump out again so it's now or much worse later.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 25, 2024 08:18 PM (/lPRQ

That was my thinking

Posted by: It's me donna at October 25, 2024 08:18 PM (IyPmt)

156 132 @EYakoby
Breaking: The nuclear power plant in Karaj was targeted by the Israeli Air Force

Only target the cooling system... And backup power (tsunami in Japan exposed that weakness of nuke plants).
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 25, 2024 08:14 PM (/lPRQ)


Bombing reactor buildings seems to be an IAF specialty.

Posted by: mrp at October 25, 2024 08:19 PM (rj6Yv)

157 141 Bomb those crazy assholes back to the Stone Age.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 25, 2024 08:15 PM (74g9r)

Pleistocene
Posted by: ... at October 25, 2024 08:16 PM (lX8VI)

Pre-Cambrian

Posted by: browndog paws at the door at October 25, 2024 08:19 PM (TTAGa)

158 Kamala: Trump is Hitler.

Trump: I support Israel in their attack on Iran!

Kamala: See? Literally Hitler!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2024 08:19 PM (mzM2O)

159
Or a Ming? Romanovs are right out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 25, 2024 08:16 PM (6WW/J)

__________

Only if it's Ming the Merciless.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2024 08:19 PM (EsZUh)

160 Strikes in Iraq likely against Iran-backed militia, including one that has been launching drones against Israel (with limited success). They usually take a western then southern route and come up at Eilat. Though they have also launched more westerly and entered Israel via the Golan.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2024 08:19 PM (GcNJ2)

161 Jews hate baseball, and by extension, America and Apple Pie..
Posted by: bensdad00 at October 25, 2024 08:17 PM (F/35S)

Sandy Koufax didn’t know that….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 25, 2024 08:19 PM (i5Vkf)

162 I think he recorded the Rogan cast today.

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2024 08:19 PM (HJ9BW)

163 Is this only the beginning or I wonder are they going to flatten the place?

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 25, 2024 08:19 PM (Go6qm)

164 So close to Kwanzaa?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 25, 2024 08:19 PM (1ElyO)

165 I think Iran will pretend this is a first, anything before this doesn't count.

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2024 08:19 PM (fwDg9)

166 That's it?


OSINTdefender
@sentdefender
A Qeshm Air Flight from Istanbul, Turkey is preparing to land at Imam Khomeini International Airport in Tehran, meaning that the Israeli Retaliatory Strike against Iran has likely Ended.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 25, 2024 08:19 PM (TGPs7)

167 I look forward to seeing Cameltoe Coconut blame Trump for this, you know the guy who's been out of office for 4 years
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at October 25, 2024 08:17 PM (M7vhK)

Don't forget, he HAS been running for office for the past three years.

For some reason Kneepads believes that to be an effective rejoinder.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 25, 2024 08:20 PM (vYDwg)

168 How many wars did we have under Adolf45?
Posted by: ... at October 25, 2024 08:15 PM (lX8VI)

Zero, which absolutely proves that Trump will be a fascist dictator!

Posted by: Robert at October 25, 2024 08:20 PM (MBe1G)

169 Is this only the beginning or I wonder are they going to flatten the place?
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 25, 2024 08:19 PM (Go6qm)

Stop stop I can only vote for Bibi once!!

Posted by: ... at October 25, 2024 08:20 PM (lX8VI)

170 Second look at the Achaemenids?

Speaking seriously here, I believe there are some Qajar in Iran and even Safavis who still remember their lineages. They're the ones the Pahlavis ousted.
Safavis might be out because they were Azeris but then, Europe had a shitload of German royalty with little connection to Britain, Bulgaria, Greece or whatever.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 25, 2024 08:20 PM (gKWVE)

171 Emanuel (Mannie) Fabian @manniefabian 37s
The IDF releases an image of Chief of Staff Lt. Gen. Herzi Halevi commanding the strikes on Iran from the Israeli Air Force's command center, with the chief of the IAF, Maj. Gen. Tomer Bar.

https://is.gd/iRjTNu
photo

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 08:20 PM (hovnC)

172 I wish the IDF much success but I long for the days, only a few years ago, when the world knew a tiny sliver of peace.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 25, 2024 08:20 PM (ExV1e)

173 I have always told any who would listen there is no way They will let Trump back in power. I hope to be proven wrong.

Posted by: leb at October 25, 2024 08:20 PM (+K+vL)

174 Striking the Revolutionary Guard, who control the populace.

Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2024 08:20 PM (i0F8b)

175 Make Iran Zoroastrian again!

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2024 08:20 PM (HJ9BW)

176 Turkey wants a repeat of the Marmara.

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 08:20 PM (V13WU)

177 Does Israel have no shame??

What with the McCain funeral still ongoing plus Pride Month just around the corner.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 08:21 PM (VN3OX)

178 Jews hate baseball, and by extension, America and Apple Pie..
Posted by: bensdad00 at October 25, 2024 08:17 PM (F/35S)

News to us ...

Posted by: Sandy Koufax and Hank Greenberg at October 25, 2024 08:21 PM (TTAGa)

179 I wish the IDF much success but I long for the days, only a few years ago, when the world knew a tiny sliver of peace.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 25, 2024 08:20 PM (ExV1e)

You can have peace right now.

Posted by: Ronald Reagan at October 25, 2024 08:21 PM (lX8VI)

180 I think Karaj is a centrifuge site - production or operation I don't recall - not an operating nuclear site of any kind. But one of the many "soft" elements of the supply chain for their nuke program. Above ground, not hardened.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2024 08:21 PM (GcNJ2)

181 I think they might be releasing images taken week ago...

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 08:22 PM (V13WU)

182 I hope Israel blew up the pallets of cash Obama sent them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2024 08:22 PM (mzM2O)

183 Striking the Revolutionary Guard, who control the populace.
Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2024 08:20 PM (i0F8b)

Immortals? Heh. We'll see about that!

Posted by: Themistocles at October 25, 2024 08:22 PM (vYDwg)

184 >> LOL who is Tony Stonk? Iran shot their load and hit an electrical junction box a few weeks ago

They took out dozens of terrorists by blowing up their fucking beepers. They sent a team of Mossad agents into Tehran and stole their nuclear plans from one of the most heavily guarded buildings in Iran.

Yea, they made a mistake.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2024 08:22 PM (LkLld)

185 Wow

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 25, 2024 08:22 PM (GhIJO)

186 161, 178 — Horde mind

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 25, 2024 08:22 PM (i5Vkf)

187 Iran won't do shite. Their best army was Hezbollah.
Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 08:12 PM (V13WU)
---
Iran shot their wad--twice!--and accomplished Jack Squat.

Assuming any of the mullahs are left alive after this, they are going to fume, shout, and stamp their feet, calling upon their impotent Allah to exact retribution.

But Allah is currently preoccupied and can't be bothered to answer their prayers.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 25, 2024 08:22 PM (BpYfr)

188 I miss world peace

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 25, 2024 08:23 PM (GhIJO)

189 I hope the Turkey airplane is blown up by the Iranians - mistakenly.

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 08:23 PM (V13WU)

190 I miss whirl peas.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2024 08:23 PM (mzM2O)

191 Kamala come out and announce this as election interfere yet?

Posted by: Bete at October 25, 2024 08:23 PM (LX4y3)

192 7 I bet whoever is president is pissed.
Posted by: Dr Spank

right?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 25, 2024 08:23 PM (GhIJO)

193 Immortals?

More like Immolated.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 08:23 PM (VN3OX)

194 Been waiting to use this for a while:

https://youtu.be/s8hEtI9AI0U?si=isNbYzRW9427lQw3

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 25, 2024 08:24 PM (KgxFb)

195 Assuming any of the mullahs are left alive after this, they are going to fume, shout, and stamp their feet, calling upon their impotent Allah to exact retribution.

But Allah is currently preoccupied and can't be bothered to answer their prayers.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 25, 2024 08:22 PM (BpYfr)

I just washed my hair!

Posted by: Allah at October 25, 2024 08:24 PM (i0F8b)

196 Trump comes out and says " Vote for me and vote for peace". The ME was the most peaceful it has been in decades while he was in office.

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2024 08:24 PM (HJ9BW)

197 Was it a jive turkey of an airplane?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 08:24 PM (VN3OX)

198 Come on Iranian people. Rise up and depose the despots.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 25, 2024 08:24 PM (BW/4L)

199 Jews hate baseball, and by extension, America and Apple Pie..
Posted by: bensdad00 at October 25, 2024 08:17 PM (F/35S)

News to us ...
Posted by: Sandy Koufax and Hank Greenberg at October 25, 2024 08:21 PM (TTAGa)

Baseball has been very good to Jews. More than most other sports. If you don't count front office's.

Posted by: leb at October 25, 2024 08:24 PM (+K+vL)

200 Please get all the IAF strike package to RTB safely.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2024 08:24 PM (u82oZ)

201 129. Not a single one.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

None is needed. They're playing keep away.

They have limited protection and they don't want to be on the hot seats answering what happened to the $, the training, and orders for ships, and so on.

Posted by: L - if they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you too at October 25, 2024 08:25 PM (NFX2v)

202 Emanuel (Mannie) Fabian @manniefabian 1h
Unconfirmed images circulating on social media purport to show the sites of explosions in the Tehran area.

https://is.gd/3ASs8J
photos

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 08:25 PM (hovnC)

203 >>I think Karaj is a centrifuge site - production or operation I don't recall - not an operating nuclear site of any kind. But one of the many "soft" elements of the supply chain for their nuke program. Above ground, not hardened.

Nuclear power plant. What makes it really interesting is that it somehow burst into flames. Yesterday.

https://tinyurl.com/3b3zddyr

Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2024 08:25 PM (LkLld)

204 I'm pissed I can't do anything to support Israel other than,

I am praying for your victory over evil.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 25, 2024 08:25 PM (HjfbW)

205
Or a Ming? Romanovs are right out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I am tanned, rested, and ready!

Posted by: Charles Middleton, The Imperial Ming at October 25, 2024 08:25 PM (nS6qG)

206 Imagine swirled peas

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 25, 2024 08:25 PM (i5Vkf)

207 I hate to think that the IDF would waste all the buildup and prep and who knows what else, for just a couple of hits.

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 08:25 PM (V13WU)

208 Usually in moments like this, the American president would make some sort of statement or comment on the unfolding events

mmm-hmm
anybody?
who's on duty tonight?
Hmmm?

Posted by: Don Black, adding more funk daily at October 25, 2024 08:26 PM (/7KEl)

209 Bombing reactor buildings seems to be an IAF specialty.
Posted by: mrp

A blast from the past!

https://is.gd/AMHugW

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 25, 2024 08:26 PM (L/fGl)

210 Friday is Allah's turn in the barrel.

Posted by: the morningstar at October 25, 2024 08:26 PM (gKWVE)

211 By substantially defanging Hezbollah already, Israel definitely retains the initiative here. Hezbollah was Iran's key proxy, their ace - Israeli strikes on the homeland were assumed to be deterred by the potential for massive heavy rocket strikes from Lebanon. That threat isn't eliminated, but by what can be seen it looks like it's been greatly diminished.

This leaves Iran very exposed to a vastly superior, better organized Israel, which also has an enormous intelligence advantage, as emphasized by recent operations.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2024 08:26 PM (GcNJ2)

212 Second wave of Israeli bombers incoming.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 25, 2024 08:27 PM (t8vHj)

213 This is the smartest military blog after all.

Posted by: steevy at October 25, 2024 08:27 PM (HJ9BW)

214 Fox News is saying IDF strikes will be limited...for now.

Posted by: L - if they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you too at October 25, 2024 08:27 PM (NFX2v)

215 Nurse: PizzaIDF.org

Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2024 08:27 PM (GcNJ2)

216 Guess it was in the previous thread that I mentioned Operation Opera.

And that was F-16As using dumb bombs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 08:28 PM (VN3OX)

217 212 Second wave of Israeli bombers incoming.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 25, 2024 08:27 PM (t8vHj


Now it's a party.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2024 08:28 PM (mzM2O)

218 VP Harris do you have any comments on Israel's response to Iran........

I was born in a middle-class family and had to fight to stay in school and my mother worked hard to feed/clothes us....

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at October 25, 2024 08:28 PM (rcLES)

219 I think I should fill up my cars tonight. and gas cans
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 25, 2024 08:07 PM (FCrpy

Why?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

The real survivalists are stocking up on TP!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 25, 2024 08:28 PM (/lPRQ)

220 Knock out the Revolutionary Guard, the secret police, a few other populace control systems, then announce to the Iranian people where the Mullahs are hiding, and where the Mullahs are hiding the loot.

Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2024 08:28 PM (i0F8b)

221
Fox News is saying IDF strikes will be limited...for now.
Posted by: L - if they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you too at October 25, 2024 08:27 PM (NFX2v)

__________

Dresden is safe.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2024 08:28 PM (EsZUh)

222 FOx does know jack and shite.

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 08:28 PM (V13WU)

223 they are all tripping over themselves trying to predict. good luck ...

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 08:29 PM (V13WU)

224 I’m guessing they are going after Iran’s missle launching capabilities since that’s what Iran just used to attack them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 25, 2024 08:29 PM (KgxFb)

225 CNN is reporting that part of Ilam Omar's immediate family has been injured in the Israeli Air Attacks.....

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at October 25, 2024 08:29 PM (rcLES)

226 198 Come on Iranian people. Rise up and depose the despots.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

Amen. There's a restaurant owner I've become friends with who is Iranian. He left Iran in 1979 with nothing. Persians are cultured and educated and have a fierce hatred for the ayatollah.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 25, 2024 08:29 PM (GOUb9)

227 they will be limited.. to targets that threaten the State of Israel..

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 08:30 PM (V13WU)

228
Yeah, all those Jewish business sponsored little league teams and synagogue baseball were just a front.

Posted by: Auspex at October 25, 2024 08:30 PM (j4U/Z)

229 Jews have done amazingly well in sports without actually performing on the various fields. Mostly as behind the scene movers.

Posted by: leb at October 25, 2024 08:30 PM (+K+vL)

230 "Launch the Phantoms and Tomcats. What? Okay, launch the Phantom and see if you can get that Tomcat started."

Iranian Revolutionary Air Command

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 25, 2024 08:30 PM (gm9Sb)

231 225 CNN is reporting that part of Ilam Omar's immediate family has been injured in the Israeli Air Attacks.....
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at October 25, 2024 08:29 PM (rcLES)

In Iran ? A joke right

Posted by: It's me donna at October 25, 2024 08:31 PM (IyPmt)

232 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 3m
BREAKING: The United States is not participating in the Israeli military’s operations against Iran, a senior administration official said Friday - CNN

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 16m
BREAKING: Iran state TV says situation 'normal' at Tehran's two airports
====
SNAFU undoubtedly

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 08:31 PM (hovnC)

233 As others have said, don't assume this is it. Also, "it" will likely include sabotage and non-kinetic attacks (i.e. not by aircraft or missiles).

The Iranian regime has been fulminating in its typical way for weeks about the brutal response they would make to any attacks. Actually, they've clumsily signaled weakness, as they often do, by differentiating between different kinds of Israel strikes and the response they would generate.

I don't think Israeli leadership actually for a second uses the ridiculous false framework of "escalation", "proportionality", etc. They've been developing strike plans for a decade or more and are working their plan, or some parts of it.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2024 08:31 PM (GcNJ2)

234 Not one but two of my mentors in engineering were Iranian men who fled the Ayatollah in the seventies.

Good men and sad they had to leave their homeland.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2024 08:31 PM (mzM2O)

235 time to take Iran TV off the air ??

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 08:31 PM (V13WU)

236 Either Israel and the Biden White House are coordinating this to help Harris or it is recognition the election is fixed for her. Scary

Posted by: Nat at October 25, 2024 08:31 PM (CaELB)

237 sniffybigtoe

Missile production facilities is a better target. Iran is sending a lot of drones and missiles to Russia to help them in the Ukraine.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2024 08:31 PM (u82oZ)

238 The Iranians may have a dozen to twenty F-14s operational out of the 79 the US sold them.

The AIM-54As are long gone but Iran claims to have made a local copy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 08:31 PM (VN3OX)

239 236 Either Israel and the Biden White House are coordinating this to help Harris or it is recognition the election is fixed for her. Scary
Posted by: Nat at October 25, 2024 08:31 PM (CaELB)

How does this help Kamala ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 25, 2024 08:32 PM (IyPmt)

240 Robert check again

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 08:32 PM (VN3OX)

241 This is good break down of Iran's capabilities
https://tinyurl.com/35zzvmv5

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 25, 2024 08:33 PM (t/2Uw)

242 215 Nurse: PizzaIDF.org

Posted by: rhomboid

Done

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 25, 2024 08:33 PM (GOUb9)

243 bill in arkansas

Only Tom Cruise can get an Iranian F-14 airborne.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2024 08:33 PM (u82oZ)

244
Russia-Iran Axis needs to be resisted.

Resisted??

Refuckingsisted?

WTF kind of pussy-ass bullshit pinko thing is that to say? Resisted?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2024 08:33 PM (jLdR/)

245 Does Iran still have those jets Saddam sent there when US attacked Iraq?

Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2024 08:33 PM (i0F8b)

246 Yeah, all those Jewish business sponsored little league teams and synagogue baseball were just a front.
Posted by: Auspex at October 25, 2024 08:30 PM (j4U/Z)

———————-

For an international blintz smuggling ring? I knew it!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 25, 2024 08:33 PM (u73oe)

247 CNN is reporting that part of Ilam Omar's immediate family has been injured in the Israeli Air Attacks.....
Posted by: CNN Breaking News

That's a shame. Anyway . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 25, 2024 08:33 PM (L/fGl)

248 The AIM-54As are long gone but Iran claims to have made a local copy.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 08:31 PM (VN3OX


They are embargoed for damn near everything. Wonder if China or Russia is supplying chips for guidance.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2024 08:33 PM (mzM2O)

249 I think trump is having a rally now ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 25, 2024 08:13 PM (IyPmt)

After shooting the bull with Rogan for three hours? Dang, what kind of vitamins is he taking?
Posted by: mrp

Melania Tang. He gargles with it three times a day.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 25, 2024 08:33 PM (/lPRQ)

250 Nood? Cafe

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 25, 2024 08:33 PM (VNX3d)

251 105 SURPRISE!
Posted by: October at October 25, 2024 08:10 PM (vYDwg)


LOL

Posted by: MrExcitement at October 25, 2024 08:33 PM (hOOi9)

252 Dresden is safe.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 25, 2024 08:28 PM (EsZUh)

Lol, do you think the average leftist idiot even knows about Dresden?

Posted by: leb at October 25, 2024 08:33 PM (+K+vL)

253 237>>

Yeah, that’s Iran’s only real force projection ability. Their Navy and Air Force are weak jokes and their Army isn’t going anywhere.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 25, 2024 08:34 PM (KgxFb)

254 As above:

Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 3m
#BREAKING: A second wave of Israeli strikes targets Iranian military sites

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 08:34 PM (hovnC)

255 238 Surprised they have that many.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 25, 2024 08:34 PM (gm9Sb)

256
Roosevelt Declares Resist On The Japs!
--December 8, 1941

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2024 08:34 PM (jLdR/)

257 222 FOx does know jack and shite.
Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 08:28 PM (V13WU)

They'd be better off knowing JackStraw

Posted by: browndog tilts his head at October 25, 2024 08:34 PM (TTAGa)

258 CNN is reporting that part of Ilam Omar's immediate family has been injured in the Israeli Air Attacks.....
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at October 25, 2024 08:29 PM (rcLES)

In Iran ? A joke right
Posted by: It's me donna at October 25, 2024 08:31 PM (IyPmt)

Probably one of the detonators for the suicide vest went off prematurely.

Posted by: Robert at October 25, 2024 08:34 PM (MBe1G)

259 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 16m
BREAKING: Iran state TV says situation 'normal' at Tehran's two airports

Was his name Tehran Tom perchance?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 25, 2024 08:34 PM (vYDwg)

260 @LeadingReport
·
10m
BREAKING: Top European Union officials are preparing for a Donald Trump victory, according to 12 EU diplomats.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2024 08:34 PM (LkLld)

261 Sorry, animal thread, I'll stay here.

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 08:35 PM (V13WU)

262 113 Ok Pahlavi, step up.This is your chance.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 25, 2024 08:12 PM (t8vHj)

I have to believe he has all of his people, potential cabinet and military leaders, ready to go. Sure hope so.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 25, 2024 08:35 PM (OX9vb)

263 God bless and protect them through this.

Posted by: Moki at October 25, 2024 08:36 PM (wLjpr)

264 Ok Pahlavi, step up.This is your chance.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 25, 2024 08:12 PM (t8vHj)

I have to believe he has all of his people, potential cabinet and military leaders, ready to go. Sure hope so.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 25, 2024 08:35 PM (OX9vb)

we can dream...

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 08:36 PM (V13WU)

265 Robert check again
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 25, 2024 08:32 PM (VN3OX)

The last one is still the "Thanks for 1500" cutie.

Posted by: Robert at October 25, 2024 08:37 PM (MBe1G)

266 Dash, I hope so too. Pallavi has been pushing real hard for the last 6 months.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 25, 2024 08:37 PM (t8vHj)

267 I can’t help but think of 2 Samuel 5…

And when David enquired of the Lord, he said, Thou shalt not go up; but fetch a compass behind them, and come upon them over against the mulberry trees.

And let it be, when thou hearest the sound of a going in the tops of the mulberry trees, that then thou shalt bestir thyself: for then shall the Lord go out before thee, to smite the host of the Philistines.

And David did so, as the Lord had commanded him; and smote the Philistines from Geba until thou come to Gazer.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 25, 2024 08:37 PM (ANuwa)

268 218 VP Harris do you have any comments on Israel's response to Iran........

I was born in a middle-class family and had to fight to stay in school and my mother worked hard to feed/clothes us....

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at October 25, 2024 08:28 PM (rcLES)
How much did a bedsheet and spoiled chicken cost back then in Canadadia?

Posted by: Eromero at October 25, 2024 08:37 PM (LHPAg)

269 I have to believe he has all of his people, potential cabinet and military leaders, ready to go. Sure hope so.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 25, 2024 08:35 PM (OX9vb)


If not there's got to be some Habsburg layabout that they can coax to take over the Peacock Throne.

There's an expense account!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 25, 2024 08:38 PM (vYDwg)

270 Israel began its attack against Iran early Saturday morning local time in retaliation for its massive ballistic missile attack on Oct. 1

Shalom Shabat, mullah mofos.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 25, 2024 08:38 PM (/y8xj)

271 BREAKING: Top European Union officials are preparing for a Donald Trump victory, according to 12 EU diplomats.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 25, 2024 08:34 PM (LkLld)

I hope "preparing for" means "buying enough lube to keep at the ready when Trump bends them over the barrel."

Posted by: Robert at October 25, 2024 08:39 PM (MBe1G)

272 235 time to take Iran TV off the air ??
Posted by: runner

Please wait until Judge Judy is over!

Posted by: Glued To Set at October 25, 2024 08:39 PM (nS6qG)

273 don't count on just a few waves : "It is unclear what the targets of Israel’s retaliatory attacks are, though Fox News’ Trey Yingst suggested that the attacks might focus on military sites. It is also unclear how long the attacks would last, or how Iran would respond.

Israeli reserve General Amir Avivi, who predicted Israeli strikes on Lebanon, said this week that war with Iran would last “months.”"

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 08:39 PM (V13WU)

274 Mulocracy dies in the darkness

Posted by: TaliBob at October 25, 2024 08:42 PM (HtO94)

275 Israeli reserve General Amir Avivi, who predicted Israeli strikes on Lebanon, said this week that war with Iran would last “months.”"
Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 08:39 PM (V13WU)

Yep, until January 20th, 2025, if/when Trump is inaugurated. Later if the fool wins.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 25, 2024 08:42 PM (VNX3d)

276 Biden is on his way to Delaware and Harris is with Beyoncé at a rally in Houston while Ksrael is bombing Iran.
Who is in the situation room?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 25, 2024 08:42 PM (t/2Uw)

277 CNN is reporting that part of Ilam Omar's immediate family has been injured in the Israeli Air Attacks.....
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at October 25, 2024 08:29 PM (rcLES)

In Iran ? A joke right
Posted by: It's me donna

That would make it all worthwhile.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 25, 2024 08:42 PM (/lPRQ)

278 I would like Jimmuh to live to see Pahlavi’s son as Shah in Pershia.

Posted by: Eromero at October 25, 2024 08:43 PM (LHPAg)

279 If you want to read some really unhinged comments, head over to ZeroHedge.

They're a bit more rabid than usual.

Posted by: browndog sniffing the air at October 25, 2024 08:44 PM (TTAGa)

280
btw, a whale isn't a fish like Pluto isn't a planet.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2024 08:44 PM (jLdR/)

281 Biden is on his way to Delaware and Harris is with Beyoncé at a rally in Houston while Ksrael is bombing Iran.
Who is in the situation room?

I have things well in hand. I'm a doctor, you know.

Posted by: DOKTOR Jill Biden at October 25, 2024 08:44 PM (vYDwg)

282 276 Biden is on his way to Delaware and Harris is with Beyoncé at a rally in Houston while Ksrael is bombing Iran.
Who is in the situation room?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 25, 2024 08:42 PM (t/2Uw)

Night janitor?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2024 08:44 PM (mzM2O)

283 If you want to read some really unhinged comments, head over to ZeroHedge.

They're a bit more rabid than usual.

Posted by: browndog sniffing the air at October 25, 2024 08:44 PM (TTAGa)

what is theme ?

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 08:45 PM (V13WU)

284 In Iran ? A joke right
Posted by: It's me donna

I think so

Posted by: ... at October 25, 2024 08:45 PM (lX8VI)

285 It should be us.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 25, 2024 08:46 PM (aD39U)

286 Faytuks News @Faytuks 18m
"A second wave of Israeli attacks has started, reports of an attack in Shiraz", according to Daphna Liel with Israel's Channel 12

t.me/lieldaphna/44597

Faytuks News @Faytuks 6m
Iranian state-affiliated Mehr News agency denies explosions heard in Shiraz

خبرگزاری مهر
خبری از انفجار در شیراز نیست 🔺 برخلاف ادعاهای رسانه های بیگانه، هیچ انفجاری در شهر شیراز شنیده نشده است. 📡 @Mehrnews
===
Mehr News Agency Contrary 🔺 to the claims of foreign media, no explosion has been heard in the city of Shiraz.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 08:46 PM (hovnC)

287 Biden is on his way to Delaware and Harris is with Beyoncé at a rally in Houston while Ksrael is bombing Iran.
Who is in the situation room?


Diddy

Posted by: TaliBob at October 25, 2024 08:47 PM (HtO94)

288 Shiraz! good , good...

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 08:48 PM (V13WU)

289 260. BREAKING: Top European Union officials are preparing for a Donald Trump victory, according to 12 EU diplomats.
Posted by: JackStraw

Surely there are ample ledges in each of their cities.

Bye bye. 👋

Posted by: L - if they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you too at October 25, 2024 08:48 PM (NFX2v)

290 what is theme ?
Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 08:45 PM (V13WU)

Theme(s)
1) Iran will immolate Israel
b) WWIII is immanent
iii) Jews bad

Posted by: browndog sniffing the air at October 25, 2024 08:48 PM (TTAGa)

291 we still don't know how they are getting bombed do we

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 08:50 PM (V13WU)

292 We're making jokes but it really is quite ridiculous that there is no President of the United States right now. We must be the laughing stock of the entire world.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 25, 2024 08:51 PM (t/2Uw)

293 Faytuks News @Faytuks 14m
Syria's Ministry of Defence says that Israel has targeted military sites in southern and central Syria, according to Syrian State TV
====
Translation of Arabic on Telegram:
Military source: At approximately 2:00 hours this morning, the Israeli enemy launched an air aggression with bursts of missiles from the direction of the occupied Syrian Golan and Lebanese territory, targeting some military sites in the southern and central region.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 08:51 PM (hovnC)

294 US has reason to believe the Israeli attacks will last up to 12 hours. Plenty of time to start the ground revolution.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 25, 2024 08:51 PM (t8vHj)

295 We're making jokes but it really is quite ridiculous that there is no President of the United States right now. We must be the laughing stock of the entire world.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 25, 2024 08:51 PM (t/2Uw)

Still better than when it was Biden

Posted by: ... at October 25, 2024 08:52 PM (lX8VI)

296 276 Biden is on his way to Delaware and Harris is with Beyoncé at a rally in Houston while Ksrael is bombing Iran.
Who is in the situation room?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 25, 2024 08:42 PM (t/2Uw)

Night janitor?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 25, 2024 08:44 PM (mzM2O)

Eleanor Holmes Norton - Say, what's this big red button do? *pushes button*

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2024 08:52 PM (Aqu9a)

297 we still don't know how they are getting bombed do we
Posted by: runner

Jagermeister and claymores under hotel matresses.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 25, 2024 08:52 PM (/lPRQ)

298 Mehr News Agency Contrary 🔺 to the claims of foreign media, no explosion has been heard in the city of Shiraz.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 08:46 PM (hovnC)

But what about the city of Ersatz?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 25, 2024 08:53 PM (Aqu9a)

299 US has reason to believe the Israeli attacks will last up to 12 hours.

==

same people that predicted a minor incursion 3 years ago...

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 08:53 PM (V13WU)

300 Faytuks News @Faytuks 41m [old news here but...]
Several military bases in the west and southwest of Tehran have been targeted in the Israeli attacks, according to Iranian-state-affiliated Fars News Agency
------
Translation of Telegram:
The Zionist army claimed to have attacked Iran 🔹The spokesman of the Zionist regime's army announced: In response to Iran's continuous attacks on Israel in the past months, we attacked military targets in Iran. 🔸This claim has not been confirmed or denied by any official so far. @Farsna ‌ 🔴 Initial investigations and follow-ups by Fars journalists show that several military bases in the west and southwest of Tehran have been the target of the Zionist regime's attack. 🔹Also, some of the sounds were related to air defense fire. 🔹Studies show that most of the images published in cyberspace are old and unreliable. 📝 More details will be announced. @Farsna

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 08:54 PM (hovnC)

301 runner

Air to Surface missiles.

Like our AGM-84H/K SLAM-ER

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2024 08:55 PM (u82oZ)

302 FUN FACT

The main terminal building at the airport in Tehran was built by Israelis.

Posted by: Miklos, yer fun fact guy at October 25, 2024 08:57 PM (FRB3p)

303 Deep State has all its minions trying to analyze the situation, don't worry

Posted by: Skip at October 25, 2024 08:57 PM (fwDg9)

304 Here's the latest I've been able to find
Israel Army Radio: "The attack on Iran is in the early stages; the first wave was to attack the defense systems that would give our planes a safe space to attack very important targets."

F35 were the 1st wave focused on AA
Quote

Eyal Ofer
@Eyalo365
·
36m
Israel is attacking, among other locations in NW Teheran, near Karaj where bases of internal security and IRGC and in Shahriar south of there.
IDF is hittining missile factories and launch sites.
No attack of Nuclear or oil sites

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 25, 2024 08:58 PM (t/2Uw)

305 there is a bit of a news blackout

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 08:58 PM (V13WU)

306 Faytuks News @Faytuks 2m
BREAKING: Iran closes airspace until 05:30 UTC

https://is.gd/YIbH4M
U.S. FAA link

Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 1m
#BREAKING: Iranian airspace declared closed until 05:30 UTC
====
That's 1:30 AM Eastern

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 08:58 PM (hovnC)

307 We're making jokes but it really is quite ridiculous that there is no President of the United States right now. We must be the laughing stock of the entire world.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 25, 2024 08:51 PM (t/2Uw)

Still better than when it was Biden
Posted by: ...

You have learned much, Grasshopper.

Posted by: Blind Monk Miklos of Shaolin at October 25, 2024 08:59 PM (FRB3p)

308 Iranian airspace declared closed until 05:30 UTC

==

lol!

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 08:59 PM (V13WU)

309 Hey! Israel! Stop! Air space is closed!! Mullah out front told you!

Posted by: Iran at October 25, 2024 09:00 PM (i0F8b)

310
How long you reckon until the UN & Democrats "demand" a cease fire from Israel?

Condemnations? Or demands for a cease-fire? Both?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2024 09:00 PM (jLdR/)

311 We are closed ! Go home !

--Iran

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 09:01 PM (V13WU)

312 runner

Given the propensity of Iranian AA forces to target anything flying, including airliners with Iranian-Canadians, this is a wise move.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2024 09:01 PM (u82oZ)

313 Iranian airspace declared closed until 05:30 UTC

FARTS ARE HARAM!!!!

Posted by: Mullah Miklos at October 25, 2024 09:01 PM (FRB3p)

314 Need a break.
BBL

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 25, 2024 09:02 PM (t/2Uw)

315
Right now, Turkey is, like, this would be a good time to...

And Israel is, like, fucking try it, Turkey.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 25, 2024 09:02 PM (jLdR/)

316 NaCly, given that the airspace been closed by the IAF, they were a little behind !

Posted by: runner at October 25, 2024 09:02 PM (V13WU)

317 Actual full details may be hard to come by, is normal for little to be known as things are under way. Neither Iran or Israel may discuss details accurately. Outsiders however can put 1 + 1 together, at least speculatively.

Karaj for example has nuclear-related facilities, and Shiraz has a missile plant. Doesn't settle it, but it's suggestive.

And IRGC targets are everywhere.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2024 09:03 PM (GcNJ2)

318 Israel is attacking, among other locations in NW Teheran, near Karaj where bases of internal security and IRGC and in Shahriar south of there.
IDF is hittining missile factories and launch sites.
No attack of Nuclear or oil sites
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 25, 2024 08:58 PM (t/2Uw)
----
Iran: Where are you?

Israel: We're in ur base killin ur d00dz!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 25, 2024 09:03 PM (BpYfr)

319 Iranian airspace declared closed until 05:30 UTC

FARTS ARE HARAM!!!!
=====
You only get to say "Pull my finger" in Paradise, just like drinking booze etc.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 09:04 PM (hovnC)

320 There will be no comments from the President tonight.

Posted by: L - if they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you too at October 25, 2024 09:04 PM (NFX2v)

321 runner

In every poorly run military, like Iran's, there is always a sad sack that does not get the word.

I'm counting on it.

Hey, Mullahs, evacuate by helo. Please.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2024 09:04 PM (u82oZ)

322 Kharg Island would be a pretty oceanside display of fire and interesting pyrotechnics

Posted by: Mullah Miklos, austere Bibulous Scholar at October 25, 2024 09:05 PM (FRB3p)

323 Actually Turkey may still be busy retaliating against the resistance, er I mean freedom fighters - dammit, terrorists - who attacked a Turkish aerospace factory a few days ago.

To the typical yet amazing complete silence of the entire world, they were leaning pretty far forward attacking Kurdish sites in Syria and Iraq. No calls for ceasefire, no wrenching tales of civilian casualties from Turkish attacks, no explainers on why *these* particular terrorists were not "resistance".

Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2024 09:06 PM (GcNJ2)

324 Israel: We're in ur base killin ur d00dz!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

"all your base are belong to us"

Posted by: Miklos, Judaically inclined Calvinist at October 25, 2024 09:07 PM (FRB3p)

325 292 We're making jokes but it really is quite ridiculous that there is no President of the United States right now. We must be the laughing stock of the entire world.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at October 25, 2024 08:51 PM (t/2Uw
We’re lucky we’ve not been burned to a cinder by our enemies.

Posted by: Eromero at October 25, 2024 09:07 PM (LHPAg)

326 Eromero

Our deep state has managed to unite the world, against the US of A.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2024 09:08 PM (u82oZ)

327 Hey, Mullahs, evacuate by helo. Please.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I got a truck

And a dog

Lotta mullahs give me shit about that

Posted by: Mullah Miklos at October 25, 2024 09:09 PM (FRB3p)

328 "We warned you," Israel said. "Didn't you get our page?"

Posted by: davidt at October 25, 2024 09:11 PM (i0F8b)

329 One question is whether Iran's "response"* to all this might actually reinforce their collapsing image and credibility, which have been plunging since Israel has dismantled both Hamas and their main proxy asset Hezbollah with Iran standing by with its privates in its hands (essentially).

And don't forget the many senior IRGC mooks Israel has iced the last few months, both in Lebanon and Syria (including fairly audacious hits in Damascus).

If Iran's last missile fest was any indication - and they may well not be able even to match that, in volume, this time - their response could easily further reinforce their "weak horse" image.

* any framework using "retaliation" or even the concept in this context is silly, this is an ongoing war that has just reached a higher level of intensity

Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2024 09:11 PM (GcNJ2)

330 Mullah Miklos

Under Sharia law, you are allowed one more woman besides Marleen, Darleen, and Charleen.

How about Arleen?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2024 09:12 PM (u82oZ)

331 Israel: We're in ur base killin ur d00dz!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

"all your base are belong to us"
Posted by: Miklos, Judaically inclined Calvinist at October 25, 2024 09:07 PM (FRB3p)


Make your time.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 25, 2024 09:15 PM (aD39U)

332 How about Arleen?
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Well, there is Carleen (the cousin).

But she is doing her weekends at County again, so no problems until Monday.

Posted by: Miklos the manager at October 25, 2024 09:15 PM (FRB3p)

333 326 Eromero

Our deep state has managed to unite the world, against the US of A.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2024 09:08 PM (u82oZ)
Josey Wales told Chief Lone ‘I never paid him no mind. You were there.’
Chief Lone said ‘I might have missed.’
Such is war.

Posted by: Eromero at October 25, 2024 09:16 PM (LHPAg)

334 Lotta mullahs give me shit about that
Posted by: Mullah Miklos at October 25, 2024 09:09 PM

Hello, Mullah....hello, Fatwa....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 25, 2024 09:18 PM (Wnv9h)

335 Soon.

Posted by: The 12th Imam at October 25, 2024 09:18 PM (JkO4W)

336 Have a great night, everyone.

Head on a swivel and have a plan.

And for real plans, Le'OPSEC Toujours!, Le'OPSEC!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 25, 2024 09:19 PM (u82oZ)

337 Make your time.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

I love it when a planned joke comes together

Posted by: Col. Hannibal Miklos-Smith at October 25, 2024 09:20 PM (FRB3p)

338 It's astonishing and depressing to hear non-idiotic American national security types talking about Israel "re-establishing deterrence" with Iran. Jeebus. Total and ridiculous misunderstanding of the entire situation.

There is some hope that Oct. 7 '23 and all that's followed has finally shocked enough Israelis, including elites, awake enough that the "deterrence" fantasy is finally discarded. But the wishcasting that afflicts most western publics is a hell of a drug.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 25, 2024 09:21 PM (GcNJ2)

339 These are the exciting times we hoped to never see. Fixin’ to git rough kinda.

Posted by: Eromero at October 25, 2024 09:22 PM (LHPAg)

340 Hello, Mullah....hello, Fatwa....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Gotta do

Some Dawa

Posted by: Mullah Miklos, austere Bibulous Scholar at October 25, 2024 09:22 PM (FRB3p)

341 These are the exciting times we hoped to never see. Fixin’ to git rough kinda.
Posted by: Eromero

After having to throw everything out, now restocking freezer, bought generator, and moar canning.

Posted by: Mullah Miklos, prepping at October 25, 2024 09:28 PM (FRB3p)

342 Cheering for G-d's home team tonight in the big game as always.

Give 'em Hell, boys and girls. Get home safe.

Posted by: Sifty at October 25, 2024 09:42 PM (BORNO)

343 You picked a fine time to bomb me, Lucille!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 09:49 PM (hovnC)

344 Trump Rogan interview just dropped.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 25, 2024 09:51 PM (u73oe)

345 Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 14m
#BREAKING: Iranian air defenses scrambling

https://is.gd/HOlKPm
18 seconds; LOUD

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 09:52 PM (hovnC)

346 We might as well use the Café now as it's after 200 comments. See you there!

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 25, 2024 09:54 PM (hovnC)

347 I mean, we might as well use the ONT?

Posted by: Methos at October 25, 2024 10:01 PM (Dnobf)

348 https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog-october-26-2024/

Posted by: Duke of URL at October 26, 2024 08:09 AM (THlVw)

349 347 I mean, we might as well use the ONT?
Posted by: Methos at October 25, 2024 10:01 PM
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It's dead, Jim, er, Methos.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 26, 2024 11:57 AM (hovnC)

350 ))))) Hot girls are waiting for you on --- www.Nu21.eu

Posted by: Alana at October 26, 2024 01:46 PM (jkd8y)

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