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McCafe Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2024 07:46 PM (4vgfK) 2
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2024 07:46 PM (fwDg9) 3
Cafe!!!, Second best thing after a MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 21, 2024 07:47 PM (t8vHj) 4
A co-worker who has decent photography equipment is into space photography, had a very good picture of the comet
Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2024 07:48 PM (fwDg9) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 21, 2024 07:48 PM (u82oZ) 6
ACE
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 21, 2024 07:48 PM (gbOdA) 7
Nood. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper This is how it's done, foo's. Instead of being "firsties!," our dear courteous Shadout Mapes alerted us fellows to the nood. That's class. Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2024 07:49 PM (4vgfK) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 21, 2024 07:49 PM (u82oZ) 9
Pretty good line at my local McDs just after lunch.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2024 07:50 PM (W/lyH) 10
Donald Trump has been in TV and entertainment for a long time. Dude knows what connects with people.
He's running circles around the Cumpster Fire. Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2024 07:50 PM (/P8AX) 11
Damn... was sittin here trying to figure out what I was going to do for dinner....
Guess... its McDs. Posted by: Romeo13 at October 21, 2024 07:50 PM (QAkQ3) 12
The invitation to raid is to the Lebanese Armed Forces. That’s who the IDF is aiming its message at.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2024 07:50 PM (S6gqv) 13
"They still think it's a 'comet', my liege."
"Allow the illusion to maintain until...November 5." Posted by: Zlark, Operations Officer at October 21, 2024 07:51 PM (mLdmv) 14
LOL, thanks, Ace!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at October 21, 2024 07:51 PM (J6S9v) 15
The PDT Chik fil A would cover the whole town of Corsicana and be seen from space like the great wall.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 21, 2024 07:51 PM (gbOdA) 16
I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper is very classy. This is known.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 21, 2024 07:51 PM (u82oZ) 17
NaCly, I will never recover from the laughs and the amazing camaraderie.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 21, 2024 07:51 PM (t8vHj) 18
10 Donald Trump has been in TV and entertainment for a long time. Dude knows what connects with people.
He's running circles around the Cumpster Fire. Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2024 07:50 PM (/P8AX) I think he needs to do a commercial of him Interviewing Kamala like on the Apprentice... Him asking questions, her word salads.. then... You're fired. Posted by: Romeo13 at October 21, 2024 07:52 PM (QAkQ3) 19
I'll un-willow
318 Haven't seen it mentioned yet. Florida early voting started today. Republicans are leading by 11%... ...in Miami-Dade Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 21, 2024 07:52 PM (5p7BC) 20
Cafe!!!, Second best thing after a MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 21, 2024 07:47 PM Pushes a Reidel glass of a 2021 Sonoma Cab, and a plate of tapas through the USB port to Ben Had. Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2024 07:52 PM (a3Q+t) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2024 07:52 PM (EsZUh) 22
12 The invitation to raid is to the Lebanese Armed Forces. That’s who the IDF is aiming its message at.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2024 07:50 PM (S6gqv) Dear American Mafia... Posted by: Romeo13 at October 21, 2024 07:52 PM (QAkQ3) 23
Yo!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 21, 2024 07:53 PM (sAmhv) 24
Squirrel colonizer.
______ The eyes weren't pink. Is there really a type of squirrel which is naturally white? Posted by: Eeyore at October 21, 2024 07:53 PM (1bNHn) 25
Anyone remember the Bugs Bunny Halloween special from 1978? I do. https://youtu.be/HTxRdl1q4R4?si=cbO_K4H8FBSpHHAn Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2024 07:53 PM (4vgfK) 26
Well you can have it your way
but my way is GREATEST. Posted by: Trump Whopper at October 21, 2024 07:53 PM (gbOdA) 27
Washington Free Beacon @FreeBeacon 8h
Walz on The View: Trump going to work at a McDonald's was disrespectful to McDonald's workers. Logan Ratick @Logan_Ratick 8h Here is McDonald’s in Walz’s Minneapolis during the Floyd riots https://is.gd/5bqxDH photo Eric Matheny 🎙️ @ericmmatheny 1h Donald Trump’s 15 minutes at McDonald’s has received more airtime than both of his assassination attempts. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 07:53 PM (hovnC) 28
Duncanthrax, you know my heart, thank you. A double strength hug.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 21, 2024 07:54 PM (t8vHj) 29
*trips over threshold*
*dusts self off* Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2024 07:52 PM * piano player stares, then starts an upbeat ragtime * Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2024 07:54 PM (a3Q+t) 30
Fani Willis likes the sweet stick too.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2024 07:54 PM (/P8AX) 31
The PDT Chik fil A would cover the whole town of Corsicana and be seen from space like the great wall.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 21, 2024 07:51 PM (gbOdA) You know...what an awesome picture! A space shot of a trump rally. I wonder if anyone has done that? Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2024 07:54 PM (W/lyH) 32
X/Twitter seems to be slammed at the moment? Loading extremely slowly for me.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at October 21, 2024 07:55 PM (LPS7w) 33
johnny maga @_johnnymaga 2h
Kamala admits she can't sleep at night due to stress: "I wake up in the middle of the night usually these days." Trump has her so rattled lmao. Catturd ™ @catturd2 1h She's only been campaigning a few months and was given the nomination with zero votes. She can't handle this job. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 07:55 PM (hovnC) 34
The McD's I was at on Saturday, up in the Poconos, sure could have used Trump's help. What a disaster they were.
Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2024 07:55 PM (KBQMF) 35
Duncanthrax, you know my heart, thank you. A double strength hug.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 21, 2024 07:54 PM * back at'cha * {{{ }}} Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2024 07:56 PM (a3Q+t) 36
Tapas ???
Posted by: Adriane the Shower Curtain INSIDE the Tub Critic . . . at October 21, 2024 07:56 PM (TX4bP) 37
Daily Mail Online @MailOnline 54m
Kamala Harris town hall host Maria Shriver says crowd can't ask questions because they're 'pre-determined' trib.al/i42qgGf Trump War Room @TrumpWarRoom 2h 🚨 The host admits the audience can't actually ask questions at Kamala's fake "town hall" with Loser War Hawk Liz Cheney because the questions are "pre-determined" https://is.gd/rByMnY 9 seconds Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 07:56 PM (hovnC) 38
Cute videos tonight.
Posted by: Tuna at October 21, 2024 07:56 PM (oaGWv) 39
I just got word from Newsweek -- this video may not be of a real ghost!
It�s the season.. 🎃👻 🎥 IG: traveldogtofu pic.twitter.com/vV2dLwiZls — Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) October 21, 2024 _______ More disinformation from the Far Right Dark Web. Posted by: Eeyore at October 21, 2024 07:56 PM (1bNHn) 40
"They still think it's a 'comet', my liege."
"Allow the illusion to maintain until...November 5." Posted by: Zlark, Operations Officer at October 21, 2024 07:51 PM (mLdmv) --- In Tad Williams' epic fantasy saga Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn, a comet called "The Conqueror's Star" shows up every 500 years or so to herald great change. At the time of the story, it appears just as King Prestor John dies and his son Elias ascends the throne. Doesn't end well for the kingdom, though... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 21, 2024 07:56 PM (BpYfr) 41
Went in for a massage today (not that kind!). Because it was a deep-muscle one, I took a pretty good beating. It really hurt, though I was told I wasn't in too bad shape. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2024 07:56 PM (EsZUh) 42
harris' husband smacked a bitch, hard: crickets President Trump visited a McDonalds: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! for 24 hours straight Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2024 07:56 PM (4vgfK) 43
Anyone remember the Bugs Bunny Halloween special from 1978?
I do. https://youtu.be/HTxRdl1q4R4?si=cbO_K4H8FBSpHHAn Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2024 07:53 PM Back when cartoons didn't suck. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2024 07:56 PM (Wnv9h) Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 21, 2024 07:56 PM (PiwSw) 45
Tyler Bowyer @tylerbowyer 3h
In Arizona, Republicans are ahead of Democrats on EARLY IN-PERSON voting more than 5-1. DC_Draino @DC_Draino 2h Trump and Kari are going to win Arizona But only if you keep voting early Don’t the corrupt Maricopa cartel shut down your election machine on election day (again!) Send more people to go vote NOW Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 07:57 PM (hovnC) 46
I have just changed my mind as to which costume to wear on Oct 31. Do you think that comes in any breed other than dachshund? Daphne the Adventure Dog is a Maltese. (Though I am still partial to dressing as Santa Claus and handing out candy canes.)
Posted by: tankdemon at October 21, 2024 07:57 PM (jfvTO) 47
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Went in for a massage today (not that kind!). Because it was a deep-muscle one, I took a pretty good beating. It really hurt, though I was told I wasn't in too bad shape. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2024 07:56 PM (EsZUh Wait till tomorrow. Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2024 07:57 PM (/P8AX) 48
BLM would burn down the MickeyDs, killed the Mayor McCheese, roast the Grimace, and have the McBurgler buttfucking Ronald in the play ground.
Posted by: Trump Whopper at October 21, 2024 07:57 PM (gbOdA) 49
BNO News Live @BNODesk 4h
Former ‘Iron Maiden’ singer Paul Di’Anno dead at 66 Paul Di’Anno, the former lead singer of the British heavy metal band ‘Iron Maiden,’ has died after a lengthy period with health issues, according to his family. He was 66 years old. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 07:57 PM (hovnC) 50
off sox
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 21, 2024 07:57 PM (gbOdA) 51
I worked at Wendy's, Burger King, Taco Bell, Chipotle and I'm sure some others back in the day.
Posted by: gernt at October 21, 2024 07:58 PM (PvK0J) 52
Wasn't Philip Bump the super genius who said he had no idea what was meant by "10% for the Big Guy?"
Posted by: Eeyore at October 21, 2024 07:58 PM (1bNHn) 53
Back when cartoons didn't suck. Posted by: RedMindBlueState Ooh! I'm glad you're here. I want to ask how you're voting on the Questions in MA so I don't have to do research. Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2024 07:58 PM (4vgfK) 54
Been away from the intertubes all day. Why did hubby nec ask if PDT said something vulgar? Is that the nonsense about Palmer's naughty bits? Do I even want to know or care? So many questions and so little time to ponder this mystery.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 21, 2024 07:59 PM (2NHgQ) 55
Hadrian has committed to the 2025 TXMOME so he is in pre MoMe conditioning.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 21, 2024 07:59 PM (t8vHj) 56
Disclose.tv @disclosetv Oct 20
NEW - WHO and AstraZeneca, with global "health" leaders, fund top universities to train 10,000 future doctors on how "climate change" is increasing cancers, cardiovascular disease and mental illness. MORE - Future medics "will see the volume and nature of the illnesses they treat directly impacted by climate change in coming years." 10,000 future doctors to train on health impacts of 'climate change' ==== Might be right about the mental illness but for the wrong reason. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 07:59 PM (hovnC) 57
>>48 BLM would burn down the MickeyDs, killed the Mayor McCheese, roast the Grimace, and have the McBurgler buttfucking Ronald in the play ground.
Posted by: Trump Whopper at October 21, 2024 07:57 PM (gbOdA) WorldStarHipHop views quadruple overnight. Posted by: ZOD at October 21, 2024 07:59 PM (mLdmv) 58
Crime In NYC @CrimeInNYC
Everyone knows what it means when someone zips down two hoodies, and another hoodie remains underneath. https://is.gd/fgidjG 35 seconds; LNSFW Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 07:59 PM (hovnC) 59
*trips over threshold*
*dusts self off* Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2024 07:52 PM * piano player stares, then starts an upbeat ragtime * Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2024 07:54 PM (a3Q+t) Mind if we dance with your dates? Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2024 07:59 PM (W/lyH) 60
I want to ask how you're voting on the Questions in MA so I don't have to do research.
Posted by: Soothsayer Hey, no cheating! Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 21, 2024 08:00 PM (MP+Wf) 61
Any question about Harris is likely a HIPAA violation
Posted by: 80's music fan at October 21, 2024 08:00 PM (QSrLX) 62
I just got word from Newsweek -- this video may not be of a real ghost!
You need to fact check that, ace. Looks real to me. Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 21, 2024 08:00 PM (mH6SG) 63
Back when cartoons didn't suck.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2024 07:56 PM (Wnv9h) Most do suck but Bob’s Burgers is a treasure. Their Halloween episodes are good just for the costumes they come up with. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 21, 2024 08:01 PM (D6PGr) 64
This is a link to Dr John Campbell's video about a common drug which may turn out to be a cancer "wonder drug." The bulk of the video is about a man suffering from prostate cancer. Later in the video is some information that hits closer to home for Mr Sefton. Is there anyone here who might want to get the link to him? Please?
https://tinyurl.com/yr3n39v2 thanks. Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 21, 2024 08:01 PM (Rbu5d) 65
Kamala never worked at McDonald's. Of course it was always a lie.
Posted by: gernt at October 21, 2024 08:01 PM (PvK0J) 66
She Hobbit !!!!. Miss you already.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 21, 2024 08:01 PM (t8vHj) 67
24 The eyes weren't pink. Is there really a type of squirrel which is naturally white?
Posted by: Eeyore at October 21, 2024 07:53 PM (1bNHn) Today I learned thst the scientific name of the Arctic ground squirrel is spermophilus parryii.parrying. http://tiny.cc/h4frzz Posted by: tankdemon at October 21, 2024 08:01 PM (jfvTO) 68
Where is Fauci in all this? oh thats right HIPAA
Posted by: 80's music fan at October 21, 2024 08:01 PM (QSrLX) 69
g'early evenin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at October 21, 2024 08:01 PM (tljrc) 70
Hadrian has committed to the 2025 TXMOME so he is in pre MoMe conditioning. Posted by: Ben Had at October 21, 2024 07:59 PM (t8vHj) ________ It might be held in a reeducation camp, but I'll be there. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2024 08:02 PM (EsZUh) 71
Immigration studies puts the current foreign born population in the US at 52 million.
52 million. Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2024 08:02 PM (/P8AX) 72
Anyone remember ABC's Halloween special Bunnicula, the vampire bunnny rabbit? https://is.gd/p9xrJY Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2024 08:02 PM (4vgfK) 73
Hadrian has committed to the 2025 TXMOME so he is in pre MoMe conditioning.
Posted by: Ben Had Conditioning helps; I didn't twist my knee this year. I was, however, totally beat and slow of thinking at work this am. And pm. Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 21, 2024 08:02 PM (MP+Wf) 74
The nevertrumps pulled out their smelling salts because Trump said Kamala was a shit vice president. Well it’s true, isn’t it?
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2024 08:02 PM (S6gqv) 75
62 I just got word from Newsweek -- this video may not be of a real ghost!
You need to fact check that, ace. Looks real to me. Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 21, 2024 08:00 PM (mH6SG You can tell by the pixels. Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2024 08:02 PM (/P8AX) 76
One of Ray Crocs biggest, and least known failures was the ill-fated "McPenguin Project". Designed as solution to two problems, killing two birds with one stone, so to speak, Ray's vision was to stem the penguin menace by making sandwiches out of them. He was aided by a shadowy arm of the CIA, known as "MEPHITIC". No one really knows what the letters stood for, but some have said the whole story stinks.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at October 21, 2024 08:03 PM (vFG9F) Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 21, 2024 08:03 PM (u82oZ) 78
Immigration studies puts the current foreign born population in the US at 52 million.
52 million. Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2024 08:02 PM (/P8AX) 17% of the total population. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 21, 2024 08:03 PM (dR6yv) 79
Hey, no cheating! Posted by: She Hobbit I know! But I have to. They word these stupid ballot Questions intentionally confusing. Lawyers. I'm a dummy. Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2024 08:03 PM (rxT9C) 80
Good evening good people.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2024 08:04 PM (WXNFJ) 81
Work today was ... difficult.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 21, 2024 08:04 PM (5p7BC) Posted by: Brad Hamilton at October 21, 2024 08:04 PM (Aqu9a) 83
She Hobbit, people keep sending me pictures from the dance floor.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 21, 2024 08:05 PM (t8vHj) 84
68 Where is Fauci in all this? oh thats right HIPAA
Posted by: 80's music fan at October 21, 2024 08:01 PM (QSrLX) 2019 May I ask about your health. RRRRRREEEEEEEE 2021 Your will divulge your heath. BAM BAM BAM Posted by: rhennigantx at October 21, 2024 08:05 PM (gbOdA) 85
Buncha hung over morons around here. Lol
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2024 08:05 PM (/P8AX) Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 21, 2024 08:05 PM (mH6SG) 87
The eyes weren't pink. Is there really a type of squirrel which is naturally white?
Posted by: Eeyore at October 21, 2024 07:53 PM (1bNHn) Locally (Salem OR) there are some very pale squirrels, almost blond in color. The local gray squirrels were started from a very small colony released at the capital building in the 20's and they have supposedly hybridized a bit with the local ground squirrels. Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2024 08:05 PM (D7oie) 88
Oh geez I am so giggling thinking about this. I am imagining many Lebanese and even some of Hezbollah thinking of pulling a Kelley's Heroes.
Why? The IDF just gave a press conference noting that Nasrallah's bunker is under a hospital, so they won't strike it. But the IDF goes onto say that millions of dollars in cash and gold are stored there. Plus the IDF also confirmed that they have killed Hezbollah's top banker and his replacement. Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2024 08:05 PM (1++Yc) 89
She Hobbit !!!!. Miss you already.
Posted by: Ben Had Same! So glad to see you (and many others). Only sad that the weekend flies by so quickly. Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 21, 2024 08:05 PM (MP+Wf) 90
https://is.gd/fgidjG
35 seconds; LNSFW Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 07:59 PM (hovnC) He is not concealing very well even with 3 hoodies. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 21, 2024 08:05 PM (D6PGr) 91
Wasn't Philip Bump the super genius who said he had no idea what was meant by "10% for the Big Guy?"
Posted by: Eeyore ----------- It was Bum Phillips that said this about the wonderlic test, "Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me." Posted by: scampydog at October 21, 2024 08:06 PM (41CYW) 92
86 You can tell by the pixels.
No, I'm convinced that was a real ghost. Woof. Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 21, 2024 08:05 PM (mH6SG) Well now that I look closer at it, I'm not so sure anymore. Pretty scary, whatever it is. Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2024 08:06 PM (/P8AX) 93
At least don't have to leave as early tomorrow
Have a great evening everyone Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2024 08:06 PM (fwDg9) 94
Kamala never worked at McDonald's. Of course it was always a lie.
Posted by: gernt Anybody ask the basic question - Why would a Hindu Brahmin caste work at a place that serves up cheap cow patties? Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 21, 2024 08:06 PM (/lPRQ) 95
Trump should go to a Bucky's. He would no doubt think it's the greatest.
Posted by: fd at October 21, 2024 08:06 PM (vFG9F) 96
No one really knows what the letters stood for, but some have said the whole story stinks.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at October 21, 2024 08:03 PM (vFG9F) McPuffin is a misdirection at a penguin restaurant. Posted by: rhennigantx at October 21, 2024 08:07 PM (gbOdA) 97
Star Blazers had the comet empire in season 2
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 21, 2024 08:07 PM (/6GbT) 98
New York Times just dropped an article quoting former McDonalds workers saying Trump isn’t doing the job right.
The Babylon Bee can quit now, you can’t out crazy actual Democrats. Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2024 08:07 PM (QZThv) Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 21, 2024 08:08 PM (5p7BC) 100
Posted by: Penguin Facts at October 21, 2024 08:03 PM (vFG9F
Hah . Still doesn’t beat the pineapple sandwich though. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 21, 2024 08:08 PM (D6PGr) 101
I remember a McDonald's commercial with all the employees being people of color. It was basically like 30 people and they were all not white. It was the ultimate in DEI and inclusion lol.
Posted by: gernt at October 21, 2024 08:08 PM (PvK0J) 102
98 New York Times just dropped an article quoting former McDonalds workers saying Trump isn’t doing the job right.
The Babylon Bee can quit now, you can’t out crazy actual Democrats. Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2024 08:07 PM (QZThv Wow. Just wow. That narrative has been lost people. Be careful where you step. Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2024 08:08 PM (/P8AX) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 21, 2024 08:08 PM (cczGC) 104
She Hobbit, people keep sending me pictures from the dance floor.
Posted by: Ben Had Pictures?! I was to understand I would have plausible deniability! Reeeeee I'll send you an email later and you can maybe pass along the evidence. Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 21, 2024 08:08 PM (MP+Wf) 105
Trump has had the media talking about his McDonald's stunt for more than 24 hours and not talking about Harris at all and we are less than 3 weeks from the election.
The man is a marketing genius. Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2024 08:08 PM (LkLld) 106
I've been watching an interesting series on Nova about the planets. They're quite good, but the speakers are strenuously diverse. All races, both genders, and even a Hobbit-y looking Middle Earther named Proudfoot ("Proudfeet!"). Representation, yo!
I mean they are all presumably outstanding in their field, but boxes were checked for sure. Posted by: All Hail Eris, Cat Slave at October 21, 2024 08:08 PM (kpS4V) 107
Hi, Dave in Fla.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 21, 2024 08:08 PM (t8vHj) 108
New York Times just dropped an article quoting former McDonalds workers saying Trump isn’t doing the job right.
Were there 51 of them? Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 21, 2024 08:09 PM (mH6SG) 109
Went in for a massage today (not that kind!). Because it was a deep-muscle one, I took a pretty good beating. It really hurt...
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2024 07:56 PM (EsZUh) Ooh, I did that Friday. Consolation prize for not getting to go to MoMe. Back and shoulders hurt so good! Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 21, 2024 08:09 PM (OX9vb) 110
Trump should go to a Bucky's. He would no doubt think it's the greatest.
Posted by: fd Melania is so stunning she would even look good in a Buc-ee's swimsuit. Two piece of course. https://t.ly/zyk93 Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2024 08:10 PM (WXNFJ) 111
McDonald's didn't give Trump permission to serve fries
Trump serves up McDonald's fries, but dodges question on minimu Why Trump's staged McDonald's theatrics don't count as work ha fucking haha Posted by: rhennigantx at October 21, 2024 08:10 PM (gbOdA) 112
The president should go to a Cracker Barrel and tell his Arnold Palmer Penis story to the old Southern ladies there. Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2024 08:10 PM (rxT9C) Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2024 08:10 PM (1++Yc) 114
105 Trump has had the media talking about his McDonald's stunt for more than 24 hours and not talking about Harris at all and we are less than 3 weeks from the election.
The man is a marketing genius. Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2024 08:08 PM (LkLld) That's what I've been saying. Dude is playing them like puppets. He's getting hundreds of millions of dollars of free campaign ads. Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2024 08:10 PM (/P8AX) 115
You said you was a fry cook
But that was just a lie. Well you said you was a fry cook But that was just a lie. Well, you ain't never flipped no burger And you ain't no friend of mine. Posted by: Big Mama Thorton at October 21, 2024 08:10 PM (Aqu9a) 116
She Hobbit, will do because you , me and Doof are in all of them.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 21, 2024 08:10 PM (t8vHj) 117
want to ask how you're voting on the Questions in MA so I don't have to do research.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2024 07:58 PM Still thinking about a few of them. I'm a no on the magic mushrooms and unionizing rideshare drivers. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2024 08:10 PM (Wnv9h) Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 21, 2024 08:11 PM (5p7BC) 119
That’s a neat photo of the comet. I think if you look at some of the pre-historic rock petroglyphs that are sprinkled all over the desert southwest it would appear maybe someone was trying to convey something similar on a couple of them.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 21, 2024 08:11 PM (a9x7X) 120
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Cat Slave at October 21, 2024 08:08 PM (kpS4V)
Some of the same people from the series How the Universe Works which is a better show than the Nova series imo. Lot of female astrophysicists . Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 21, 2024 08:11 PM (D6PGr) 121
Space Battleship Yamato https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gHORDBZuOA Posted by: Anna Puma I just downloaded all 26 original Star Blazers episodes, yesterday. Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2024 08:11 PM (rxT9C) 122
Lots of photo magic on top pic.. but pretty cool.
Posted by: A dude in MI at October 21, 2024 08:12 PM (/6GbT) 123
https://shorturl.at/IDQk7
The grumpiest pastor of the Evangelical world (John MacArthur) had some interesting comments about the upcoming election. The choice for Christians is, indeed, obvious. He doesn't say Trump, but he's saying Trump. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 21, 2024 08:12 PM (sAmhv) 124
24 Squirrel colonizer.
______ The eyes weren't pink. Is there really a type of squirrel which is naturally white? Posted by: Eeyore at October 21, 2024 07:53 PM (1bNHn) Close? https://is.gd/Hh5Lio Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 21, 2024 08:12 PM (PiwSw) 125
Of all the restaurant jobs, fast food has to be high stress. They're all high stress (I've worked them).
I like In n Out, it's our favorite. Nothing happens that's not in plain view and the help are very well mannered. McDonalds around here aren't the best examples. Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 21, 2024 08:13 PM (MeG8a) 126
One of my cousin's (father's eldest brother's youngest daughter) is getting into astro-photography now. She got a very good photo of the comet on Oct 14th. The best one was with her iPhone 15. She's doesn't like to admit it, but the camera on that thing did better than her fancy camera. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 21, 2024 08:13 PM (w6EFb) 127
Think about it
Carter could not come in Billy clyde could nor Bhussein Plugs Not one of them could say a thing about MickeyDs. Posted by: rhennigantx at October 21, 2024 08:13 PM (gbOdA) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 21, 2024 08:13 PM (dR6yv) 129
I've been watching an interesting series on Nova about the planets. They're quite good, but the speakers are strenuously diverse. All races, both genders, and even a Hobbit-y looking Middle Earther named Proudfoot ("Proudfeet!"). Representation, yo!
------ And the tattoos!!! Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 08:13 PM (hovnC) 130
I don’t care what anyone thinks of Donald Trump, those McDonalds pics are just great. He looks great, it’s a feel good story. The usual suspects just look petty and vindictive.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 21, 2024 08:13 PM (a9x7X) 131
I just downloaded all 26 original Star Blazers episodes, yesterday.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2024 08:11 PM (rxT9C Running home from school to watch that and Gi Joe and Transformers! What a life!! Posted by: A dude in MI at October 21, 2024 08:14 PM (/6GbT) 132
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Cat Slave at October 21, 2024 08:08 PM (kpS4V)
Some of the same people from the series How the Universe Works which is a better show than the Nova series imo. Lot of female astrophysicists . Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 21, 2024 08:11 PM (D6PGr) and female nuclear physicists! Posted by: Dr. Christmas Jones at October 21, 2024 08:14 PM (Aqu9a) Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2024 08:15 PM (1++Yc) 134
Hah . Still doesn’t beat the pineapple sandwich though.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 21, 2024 08:08 PM (D6PGr) I did a speech on Ray Kroc and McDonald's in grade 8 and I described the 'Hula Burger.' I must have made a hell of a face because the gym broke out laughing. Now, I think pineapple on a burger could taste pretty good. Posted by: Stateless at October 21, 2024 08:15 PM (jvJvP) 135
The picture of him waving from the drive thru window is just iconic.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 21, 2024 08:15 PM (5p7BC) 136
That's a real ghost. And I'm really good at identifying fake or real dinosaurs in movies, too. If anyone needs help.
Posted by: Happy To Pitch In at October 21, 2024 08:15 PM (nS6qG) 137
There's another comet that may be visible on the morning side around the end of the month, beginning of Nov. It's part of a sungrazer family which gets very close to the sun. There's a chance the thing broke up on the other side of the sun during that close perihelion (they get inside the corona, so close are they). If it survived, it has a chance to be fairly bright. I'll be keeping an eye on this. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 21, 2024 08:16 PM (w6EFb) Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 21, 2024 08:16 PM (mH6SG) 139
There is a local burger place (best burgers in town and my wife swears it is better than In n Out) has a pineapple burger. It is excellent.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 21, 2024 08:16 PM (5p7BC) 140
In case no one has mentioned it yet, according to Microsoft today is Back to the Future day.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2024 08:17 PM (1++Yc) 141
McDonald's chicken Big Mac isn't bad.
That is all. Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 21, 2024 08:17 PM (elaR+) 142
Kamala was such a great worker and inspiration at McDonalds that they wanted to create a new character based on her. But the public wasn't ready for The Spurgegurgler back then.
Posted by: haffhowershower at October 21, 2024 08:17 PM (NMT5x) 143
A few Harris commercials directly try to use class envy as a selling point.
You can take the girl out of the commie setting but you can’t take the Commie out of the girl. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 21, 2024 08:18 PM (D6PGr) 144
Next Trump next to put on some checkerboard overalls and serve burgers at Bob's Big Boy. He's already got the hairdo.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2024 08:18 PM (LkLld) 145
Melania is so stunning she would even look good in a Buc-ee's swimsuit. Two piece of course.
https://t.ly/zyk93 Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2024 08:10 PM (WXNFJ) The Bucc-ee-ni. (Coined by my friend's very smart 3 year old!) Posted by: LASue at October 21, 2024 08:18 PM (lCppi) 146
There's a chance the thing broke up on the other side of the sun during that close perihelion
There was a TV movie with such a comet. IIRC it took out Tuscon, AZ. Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2024 08:18 PM (1++Yc) 147
Running home from school to watch that and Gi Joe and Transformers! What a life!! Posted by: A dude in MI remember GRANDIZER? Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 21, 2024 08:18 PM (rxT9C) 148
>>136 That's a real ghost. And I'm really good at identifying fake or real dinosaurs in movies, too. If anyone needs help. Posted by: Happy To Pitch In at October 21, 2024 08:15 PM (nS6qG)
Your application to participate in ZOD's D&D team as a Thief has been reviewed and accepted. Posted by: ZOD at October 21, 2024 08:18 PM (mLdmv) 149
Wrong thread but what the hell
My dentist's name is dr hurt My wife OBGYN is Flaming Ball My proctologist is dr. Butt Posted by: MAC V SOG at October 21, 2024 08:18 PM (P4Pk9) 150
The grumpiest pastor of the Evangelical world (John MacArthur)
I've never heard him described quitec that way, Puddleglum, but it made me laugh. Thanks. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2024 08:19 PM (OSmQq) 151
Now, I think pineapple on a burger could taste pretty good.
Posted by: Stateless Add some baked beans. I love Hawaiian music. Posted by: The Melotones at October 21, 2024 08:19 PM (nS6qG) 152
131 I just downloaded all 26 original Star Blazers episodes, yesterday.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2024 08:11 PM (rxT9C) Don't tell me how they end! Do they fire the big gun? No. don't tell me. I want to be surprised. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2024 08:19 PM (b4o9z) 153
In case no one has mentioned it yet, according to Microsoft today is Back to the Future day.
Bah. Pikers. Posted by: The Large Hadron Collider at October 21, 2024 08:19 PM (mH6SG) 154
I waited tables at Chilis the Summers before and during law school ('92-'94). Being introverted, it was actually fairly frightening at first, but I got ok at it. I also learned that the black bean soup had meat in it. >_>> Pretty good money for living at the 'rents during this time. I even worked a double shift - dinner shift about 45 mins away when they desperately needed a last-minute fill-in. That, college debate team, and 6th grade were all I needed to graduate from a decent law school.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 21, 2024 08:20 PM (KAi1n) 155
Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2024 08:05 PM
Small world. Also live Salem, OR. Currently in St. Paul for a JV football game. Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at October 21, 2024 08:20 PM (EToZu) 156
136 That's a real ghost. And I'm really good at identifying fake or real dinosaurs in movies, too. If anyone needs help.
----- M @Mbrown00l His battle photos are the best. https://is.gd/9vQCln Sean Davis @seanmdav 3h Here are several more photographs that I found while going through my personal archive of photographs that I have taken of Donald Trump. I thought @Newsweek might be interested in these 100% real archival photographs of Trump. https://is.gd/5LXKqa Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 08:20 PM (hovnC) 157
There is a local burger place (best burgers in town and my wife swears it is better than In n Out) has a pineapple burger. It is excellent.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 21, 2024 08:16 PM (5p7BC) It has the meat burger on it also right? The Pineapple sandwich was replaced with the best thing McDonalds has. The Fish fillet. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 21, 2024 08:20 PM (D6PGr) 158
Next Trump next to put on some checkerboard overalls and serve burgers at Bob's Big Boy. He's already got the hairdo.
Posted by: JackStraw Excellent! I suppose Kamala's campaign folks will get her to make an appearance at Sambo's. Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2024 08:20 PM (WXNFJ) 159
Restaurant jobs I've had: Arrive at 5am and squeeze 5 gallons of orange juice. Busboy. Operator of the dish washer machine (industrial scale).
Breakfast chef apprentice. Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 21, 2024 08:20 PM (MeG8a) 160
If you are watching Star Blaazers you were probably also watching Robotech.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2024 08:20 PM (1++Yc) 161
Y'all keep watching those comets. I'll be laughing in my deserted mall when you're all red dust or semi-zombies.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 21, 2024 08:20 PM (MP+Wf) 162
I just watched a brief video by a guy named Ashton Forbes who claims that Malaysian airline that disappeared was teleported. Weirdly interesting but too unhinged for me.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 21, 2024 08:20 PM (ax3wI) 163
Trump is most like LBJ in comparison with modern presidents. That doesn't seem to bother the Democrats much.
Posted by: gernt at October 21, 2024 08:20 PM (PvK0J) 164
Its not a Hawaiian burger unless its 2 inches of spam served to you by a very disgruntled and lazy server.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2024 08:21 PM (b4o9z) 165
Wrong thread but what the hell
My dentist's name is dr hurt My wife OBGYN is Flaming Ball My proctologist is dr. Butt Posted by: MAC V SOG My electrician at my old place was Max Power. And my cardiologist was Dr. Cardwell. Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2024 08:21 PM (WXNFJ) 166
If you are watching Star Blazers you were probably also watching Robotech.
Posted by: Anna Puma I watched Star Blazers but no Robotech. Huge Ultraman fan though. Baby capsule! Posted by: SFGoth at October 21, 2024 08:22 PM (KAi1n) 167
>>There is a local burger place (best burgers in town and my wife swears it is better than In n Out) has a pineapple burger. It is excellent.
Big Kahuna burger. That is a tasty burger. Say what again. Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2024 08:22 PM (LkLld) 168
I loved Robotech. Rewatched those all later and it's like a damn soap opera with all the stupid love drama.
Didn't pay attention when I was a kid. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2024 08:22 PM (b4o9z) 169
Your application to participate in ZOD's D&D team as a Thief has been reviewed and accepted.
Posted by: ZOD at October 21, 2024 08:18 PM (mLdmv) ————— Wait, you’re accepting applications? No one tells me anything. Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 21, 2024 08:22 PM (u73oe) 170
161 Y'all keep watching those comets. I'll be laughing in my deserted mall when you're all red dust or semi-zombies.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 21, 2024 08:20 PM (MP+Wf) That was a good movie. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 21, 2024 08:22 PM (PiwSw) 171
The cats came in around 3pm, ate a bit, slept in my room and watched a bit of catTV. I took them outside with me because it was a beautiful day.
I'v also learned they're easier to take care of at night if they haven't slept all day. Posted by: Stateless at October 21, 2024 08:22 PM (jvJvP) 172
{i]Small world. Also live Salem, OR. Currently in St. Paul for a JV football game.
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at October 21, 2024 08:20 PM (EToZu) May need to throw another Momee at Willamette Mission Park again this Summer then. My wife used to go to the St Paul rodeo when she was a kid Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2024 08:23 PM (D7oie) 173
150: FenelonSpoke
I like John MacArthur a lot. The church I go too, the pastor went to the Grace Community Church Seminary run by MacArthur. I do enjoy the expository style of teaching in regard to the Bible. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 21, 2024 08:23 PM (sAmhv) 174
What is a semi-zombie?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 21, 2024 08:23 PM (5p7BC) 175
Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh 4h
In 2022 - the red tsunami - it took Florida Republicans 3 DAYS to flip the total early vote. In 2024, it took them LESS THAN 1 DAY to overcome the mail-in voting blue wall. Bravo, @FloridaGOP. DC_Draino @DC_Draino 2h Remember in 2022 when DeSantis won by ~20 points? It took GOP voters 3 days to flip Democrats in early voting Guess what’s happening in 2024? Republicans flipped Democrats in early voting on the *1st day* The Kamala collapse is real so let’s run up the score Vote early Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 08:23 PM (hovnC) Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2024 08:23 PM (1++Yc) 177
Actual doctor last name:
Youkilis. Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 21, 2024 08:23 PM (elaR+) 178
I think WENDY'S just came out with Sponge Bob "Crabby Patty" burger. Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 21, 2024 08:24 PM (rxT9C) Posted by: IrishEi at October 21, 2024 08:24 PM (3ImbR) 180
Puddkeglum- I think he's a brilliant man and a great preacher, but grumpy does fit him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2024 08:24 PM (OSmQq) 181
Is that Chester Proudfoot?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2024 08:25 PM (63Dwl) 182
Oh man. About an hour ago, my little daughter walked into our bedroom, highly pleased with herself, looking like Al Pacino at the end of Scarface.
I walked out and discovered her older brother had forgotten to lock up the pantry when I found several rooms of my house coated in flour and cornstarch. All hands on deck emergency cleanup. SMDH. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2024 08:25 PM (7oYYI) 183
A semi-zombie is someone who got a small exposure to the comet.
As opposed to those who were having a comet party out on the back deck. Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2024 08:25 PM (1++Yc) Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 21, 2024 08:26 PM (MP+Wf) 185
162 I just watched a brief video by a guy named Ashton Forbes who claims that Malaysian airline that disappeared was teleported. Weirdly interesting but too unhinged for me.
Posted by: Northernlurker Conclusive drone video has proven Flight 370 teleported through Mel's Hole. The state of Washington is key, as usual. Posted by: Art Bell's Analyst at October 21, 2024 08:26 PM (nS6qG) 186
Clearly, I am out of the cultural loop
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 21, 2024 08:26 PM (5p7BC) 187
Early jobs: Arban Carosi Precast Concrete, after-hours mixer washer. Fairfax Trash, Inc, early hours, same timeframe). Good money.
Posted by: ZOD at October 21, 2024 08:26 PM (mLdmv) 188
“Boxes were checked”
NASA had a squeeky voice public affair gal on the other week during some starliner thing. They have Helium leaks in Mission control, too, apparently. Serously though, I’m sure she is very nice, but a well modulated speaking voice doesn’t distract the listeners. Posted by: Common Tater at October 21, 2024 08:27 PM (a9x7X) 189
I think WENDY'S just came out with Sponge Bob "Crabby Patty" burger.
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover And pineapple Frosty which I've heard is "legit." Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 21, 2024 08:27 PM (MP+Wf) 190
Oh man. About an hour ago, my little daughter walked into our bedroom, highly pleased with herself, looking like Al Pacino at the end of Scarface.
lol Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 21, 2024 08:27 PM (mH6SG) 191
Joseph Pino @JosephPino_ 21h
Woman carrying a Trump sign and two flotation devices runs onto the field at the Steelers game attended by President Trump. https://is.gd/oqeOEV 15 seconds Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando 20h You see here, Climate cultists? You’d get way better results with your little protests if you just substituted in participants like this, instead of the usual deformed freaks Sneezed Toast @SneezedToast 19h Replying to @Oilfield_Rando A good pair of jugs can shake the world Ian Hansen News @IanHansenNews 20h Replying to @Oilfield_Rando NFL’s Lara Croft Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 08:28 PM (hovnC) 192
That comet is dubbed C/2021 S1 Atlas. It has not yet hit perihelion, which will be Oct. 28. So, whether it will survive is still open. They thought they saw some signs of the thing breaking up a while back. https://tinyurl.com/22m6yuad If you scroll and click on the 3D orbit simulator, you can see the orbit and the times. Note this thing is highly inclined and retrograde. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 21, 2024 08:28 PM (w6EFb) 193
I assumed Crabby Patties were made of crabmeat. Well, cartoon crabmeat. Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2024 08:28 PM (rxT9C) 194
That was a good movie.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 21, 2024 08:22 PM (PiwSw) Attention, K-Mart shoppers! Posted by: Willy at October 21, 2024 08:28 PM (/HDaX) 195
lol love those historical Trump photos!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2024 08:28 PM (S6gqv) 196
No matter what the context may be, someone somewhere sometime has to ask Kamala, "Do you want fries with that?"
Posted by: davidt at October 21, 2024 08:28 PM (i0F8b) Posted by: Ciampino - It is never a minus non-unprecedented negativity at October 21, 2024 08:28 PM (qfLjt) 198
Dave in FL... referencing Night of the Comet from way back in 1984.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 21, 2024 08:29 PM (MP+Wf) Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2024 08:29 PM (WXNFJ) Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2024 08:29 PM (1++Yc) 201
I just watched a brief video by a guy named Ashton Forbes who claims that Malaysian airline that disappeared was teleported. Weirdly interesting but too unhinged for me.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 21, 2024 08:20 PM (ax3wI) Is he the ZPG / Electric Universe guy? My only problem with that is the drone footage is too good, to well staged and really excitingly filmed. Life is too messy for that sort of IRL filming. Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2024 08:29 PM (D7oie) Posted by: Ciampino - It isn't never a minus non-unprecedented negativity at October 21, 2024 08:30 PM (qfLjt) 203
Joseph Pino @JosephPino_ 21h
Woman carrying a Trump sign and two flotation devices runs onto the field at the Steelers game attended by President Trump. https://is.gd/oqeOEV 15 seconds Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando 20h You see here, Climate cultists? You’d get way better results with your little protests if you just substituted in participants like this, instead of the usual deformed freaks Sneezed Toast @SneezedToast 19h Replying to @Oilfield_Rando A good pair of jugs can shake the world Ian Hansen News @IanHansenNews 20h Replying to @Oilfield_Rando NFL’s Lara Croft Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 08:28 PM (hovnC) That lady's stacked and that's a fact. Ain't holdin' nothin' back. 'Cause she's a brick (*) house! Posted by: The Commodores at October 21, 2024 08:30 PM (Aqu9a) 204
(Though I am still partial to dressing as Santa Claus and handing out candy canes.)
Posted by: tankdemon And when people ask, do you tell them your costume is "computer programmer?" Posted by: DEC 25 = OCT 31 at October 21, 2024 08:31 PM (DgGvY) 205
First jobs; Wall washer and paper hanger from 13-16. Landscaping from 16-18. 18 and on during college breaks - overhead crane operator at a cement plant. THAT was a hell of a fun job.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2024 08:31 PM (WXNFJ) 206
" I just watched a brief video by a guy named Ashton Forbes who claims that Malaysian airline that disappeared was teleported"
To the bottom of the ocean? Posted by: fd at October 21, 2024 08:31 PM (vFG9F) 207
Shop smart! Shop S-Mart!
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2024 08:31 PM (1++Yc) 208
199 What is a semi-zombie?
Posted by: Dave in Fla Someone that is mostly dead. -- Miracle Max Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2024 08:29 PM (WXNFJ) ---- A zombie is looking for brains; A semi-zombie is looking for tail. Posted by: Ciampino - It isn't never a minus non-unprecedented negative cathode at October 21, 2024 08:32 PM (qfLjt) 209
Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2024 08:23 PM
I believe you met my dear friend at the last one, another (mostly) lurker, who goes by Fastly Stroke water around these parts. Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at October 21, 2024 08:32 PM (EToZu) 210
If Ashton Forbes is who I think it is, he claimed that he heard Glenn Beck ask a UFO specialist about MH370 and the specialist said something along the lines of he didn't like to speculate because he wasn't a conspiracy theorist.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2024 08:32 PM (D7oie) Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2024 08:32 PM (rxT9C) 212
Must be someone's birthday one street over from my house. Fireworks display going off; that or the IDF just found another Hezbollah bank.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 08:32 PM (hovnC) Posted by: Common Tater at October 21, 2024 08:32 PM (a9x7X) 214
You guys talking first jobs?
Posted by: Sean Hannity at October 21, 2024 08:32 PM (Aqu9a) 215
Cartoon trivia:
What is Hokey Wolf's sidekick's name? Posted by: Soothsayer Ding a ling. And the evil guy in Tom Terrific was Crabby Appleton. Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2024 08:33 PM (WXNFJ) 216
I think having a job at a young age builds character.
For me it age 12, paperboy. Today that's illegal. Or dangerous. Or both. Last time I visited Iowa there were young men helping with the grocery carts, and I was glad to see them. No tipping either. Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 21, 2024 08:34 PM (MeG8a) 217
Clearly, I am out of the cultural loop
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 21, 2024 08:26 PM (5p7BC) I'm not sure there is still a cultural loop. At least not in the way there was 30-40 years ago. It seems much more fragmented now. Little pieces not making a whole. Posted by: gernt at October 21, 2024 08:34 PM (PvK0J) 218
LOL... MSM talking about Trump at D's... food was given to 'vetted supporters'... vice... you know... Iranian Assassins...
While Kamalas Town Hall was totes a Town Hall... with a vetted audience and scripted questions. Posted by: Romeo13 at October 21, 2024 08:34 PM (QAkQ3) Posted by: michelle fields at October 21, 2024 08:34 PM (hovnC) 220
Ding a ling. And the evil guy in Tom Terrific was Crabby Appleton. Posted by: Tonypete Hahaha, Dingaling. Cracks me up. Posted by: Soothsayer at October 21, 2024 08:34 PM (rxT9C) 221
I'll never forget my first job. Rhonda, behind the bleachers.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 21, 2024 08:34 PM (i0F8b) 222
It has not yet hit perihelion, which will be Oct. 28.
That’s a town in Ohio, right? Posted by: Common Tater I got hit in the perihelion once so hard I threw up and saw stars. Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2024 08:34 PM (WXNFJ) 223
Shop smart! Shop S-Mart!
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2024 08:31 PM (1++Yc) Speaking of Bruce, here you go... https://youtu.be/m5d_brV744g Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at October 21, 2024 08:35 PM (/HDaX) 224
217 Clearly, I am out of the cultural loop
Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 21, 2024 08:26 PM (5p7BC) I'm not sure there is still a cultural loop. At least not in the way there was 30-40 years ago. It seems much more fragmented now. Little pieces not making a whole. Posted by: gernt at October 21, 2024 08:34 PM (PvK0J) Very little overlap in todays culture Venn Diagrams. Posted by: Romeo13 at October 21, 2024 08:35 PM (QAkQ3) 225
Must be someone's birthday one street over from my house. Fireworks display going off; that or the IDF just found another Hezbollah bank.
----- LOL. I think a police helicopter just did a flyover. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 08:36 PM (hovnC) 226
203 Joseph Pino @JosephPino_ 21h
Woman carrying a Trump sign and two flotation devices runs onto the field at the Steelers game attended by President Trump. https://is.gd/oqeOEV 15 seconds Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando 20h ---- Those are two superb kawazambas ! Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e un petto fenomenale at October 21, 2024 08:36 PM (qfLjt) 227
To the bottom of the ocean?
Posted by: fd at October 21, 2024 08:31 PM (vFG9F) HE claims to Diego Garcia Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2024 08:36 PM (D7oie) 228
"It has not yet hit perihelion, which will be Oct. 28.
That’s a town in Ohio, right? Posted by: Common Tater" I thought it was next to the g-spot. Posted by: fd at October 21, 2024 08:36 PM (vFG9F) 229
What is Hokey Wolf's sidekick's name?
Is it 'Hokey Wolf's sidekick'? Got no clue as to who/what that is. Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 21, 2024 08:36 PM (mH6SG) 230
>>18 and on during college breaks - overhead crane operator at a cement plant. THAT was a hell of a fun job.
I got a job working construction summers, weekends, holidays, whenever from my high school girlfriend's dad. Cool girlfriend, better dad. First day on the job when I was 16 and had my drivers license for about 15 minutes he tosses me the keys to the company dump truck and tells me to head to the quarry and pick up a load of gravel. It just got better from there. He had all sorts of tools, trucks and other things to play with and he even paid me. Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2024 08:37 PM (LkLld) 231
Perihelion is just on the other side of Aphelion. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 21, 2024 08:37 PM (w6EFb) 232
I do believe so, Scarlett
Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2024 08:37 PM (D7oie) Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2024 08:38 PM (1++Yc) 234
The Pineapple sandwich was replaced with the best thing McDonalds has. The Fish fillet.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth I've always loved the F'O'Fish, but since it's now smaller than a playing card and $5-$6, I almost never have it. Sad. Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 21, 2024 08:38 PM (hCzfy) 235
Have we found an ID on the Trump Steelers game field crasher? Just asking to search to make sure she was rightly punished, yeah that's the ticket.
Posted by: Rbastid at October 21, 2024 08:39 PM (vLImv) 236
I'll never forget my first job. Rhonda, behind the bleachers.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 21, 2024 08:34 PM (i0F8b) Did Rhonda help you? Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2024 08:39 PM (Aqu9a) 237
And the evil guy in Tom Terrific was Crabby Appleton.
Okay, now I'm on board. Memory ain't quite what it used to be. Sigh. Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 21, 2024 08:39 PM (mH6SG) 238
Have we found an ID on the Trump Steelers game field crasher? Just asking to search to make sure she was rightly punished, yeah that's the ticket.
Posted by: Rbastid Claudia Rose. And yes, she has an Only Fan's account. Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2024 08:41 PM (WXNFJ) 239
228 "It has not yet hit perihelion, which will be Oct. 28.
That’s a town in Ohio, right? Posted by: Common Tater" I thought it was next to the g-spot. Posted by: fd at October 21, 2024 08:36 PM (vFG9F) ---- You're thinking peridontal. No man has found the g-spot yet, right!? Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e un petto fenomenale! at October 21, 2024 08:41 PM (qfLjt) 240
My proctologist is dr. Butt
Posted by: MAC V SOG There was a Butt in the NFL for a while. He was a Tight End, of course. The Vikings had a field-goal kicker named Longwell. Scott Speed drove race cars. "Nominative Determinism." Posted by: mikeski at October 21, 2024 08:41 PM (DgGvY) 241
Wait, you’re accepting applications? No one tells me anything.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 21, 2024 08:22 PM You going to put in for the former OnlyFans performer.slot on ZOD's team? Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2024 08:41 PM (a3Q+t) 242
Remind me to ask Weasel for gun cleaning topic for the gun thread.
Especially, most efficient way to clean many of them after heavy use Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 21, 2024 08:41 PM (5p7BC) 243
71 'Immigration studies puts the current foreign born population in the US at 52 million.'
They have to go back. Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 21, 2024 08:42 PM (3wi/L) 244
I've always loved the F'O'Fish, but since it's now smaller than a playing card
Yeah, the last one I had was pretty lame. Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 21, 2024 08:42 PM (mH6SG) 245
A rose by any other name...
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2024 08:42 PM (1++Yc) 246
Marc Thiessen @marcthiessen 23h
This is biased even for the @nytimes. McDonald’s has no record of her working there. The Times found no one who worked with her or employed her. It’s the only blue collar job she claims to have had. She does not mention the job in an early resume at the time. She does not mention it in her memo. No friends (save one) remember her saying she did. The first time she mentions it publicly is … during her 2019 campaign. All of which proves Trump is lying. They clearly put the investigative resources of the Time to prove she worked there and couldn’t verify it — yet instead of reporting that wrote a Trump is lying column. Unbelievable. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 08:43 PM (hovnC) 247
Tom Terrific and Manfred, the Wonder Dog!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2024 08:43 PM (S6gqv) 248
Trump can't prove that I didn't go to the moon either.
Posted by: fd at October 21, 2024 08:44 PM (vFG9F) 249
What is a semi-zombie?
Posted by: Dave in Fla Someone that is mostly dead. -- Miracle Max Posted by: Tonypete at October Undead 18 wheeler. Six brains on the road and I'm gonna make it home tonight. Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 21, 2024 08:44 PM (ax3wI) 250
Filet o Fish is my go to when I eat there.
Had a couple this weekend while on the road. Sadly, Trump didn't serve me. Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 21, 2024 08:44 PM (5p7BC) 251
No man has found the g-spot yet, right!?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, e un petto fenomenale! at October 21, 2024 08:41 PM You're thinking of the little man in the boat. The G-spot is mythical, they say. Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2024 08:45 PM (a3Q+t) 252
Imagine Trump's White House Press Secretary with such kawazambas! Every man here would watch the briefing daily and there'd be a special Kawazambas Thread daily on AoS, maybe except weekends.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, sono due kawazambas fenomenali at October 21, 2024 08:45 PM (qfLjt) 253
Perihelion is just on the other side of Aphelion.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley This sent me down a rabbit hole looking for spells from bedknobs and broomsticks. Posted by: BifBewalski at October 21, 2024 08:45 PM (MsrgL) 254
The Filet o Fish tastes like fish mostly because of the penguin they put in there.
Posted by: fd at October 21, 2024 08:46 PM (vFG9F) 255
I did McDonalds for a couple years when I was 16 -17. Burger slinger.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2024 08:46 PM (S6gqv) Posted by: mikeski at October 21, 2024 08:46 PM (DgGvY) 257
Here's something to think about.
Jeff Flake@JeffFlake I’m voting for Kamala Harris not in spite of being a conservative, but because I’m a conservative. Conservatives believe in the rule of law. - Well, not so much think about as point at and laugh. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 21, 2024 08:47 PM (L/fGl) 258
The Filet o Fish tastes like fish mostly because of the penguin they put in there.
Posted by: fd Chilly Willy's dead? Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2024 08:47 PM (WXNFJ) 259
Well his name is Flake...
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2024 08:47 PM (1++Yc) 260
Crabby Appleton made two albums before they broke up.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2024 08:47 PM (63Dwl) 261
Imagine Trump's White House Press Secretary with such kawazambas! Every man here would watch the briefing daily and there'd be a special Kawazambas Thread daily on AoS, maybe except weekends.
Posted by: Ciampino * recalls weekend "elbows" threads * * lets slip one Iron Eyes Cody tear * Posted by: mikeski at October 21, 2024 08:48 PM (DgGvY) 262
The aptly named Jeff Flake. Fuck off.
Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2024 08:49 PM (HJ9BW) 263
You're thinking of the little man in the boat. The G-spot is mythical, they say. Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2024 08:45 PM (a3Q+t)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THERES NOT ENOUGH ROOM BETWEEN A WOMANS LEGS TO FIT A BOAT AND A MAN, EVEN A LITTLE MAN LOL Posted by: ZOD ROETHLISBURGER at October 21, 2024 08:49 PM (mLdmv) 264
Naomi Seibt @SeibtNaomi 3h
🚨INSANE: SPIEGEL DOUBLES DOWN ON COMPARING MUSK TO HITLER❗️ German SPIEGEL magazine released a huge hitpiece against Elon Musk, calling him the ENEMY #2. Watch the whole video because it’s WORSE than you think. Now they insist that they STAND BY THEIR REPORTING. https://is.gd/cEUa1E 5:29 minutes; cute Fräulein Elon Musk @elonmusk 3h Well, I did Nazi that coming! Those fools will Goebbels anything down … I bet their pronouns are He/Himmler! Matt Roberts @RecruitBoss 3h Replying to @elonmusk You said just the Reich thing. Elon Musk @elonmusk 3h 😂 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 2h I figured out how Germany keeps getting itself in trouble. They literally can’t recognize Hitler. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 08:49 PM (hovnC) Posted by: mikeski at October 21, 2024 08:50 PM (DgGvY) 266
There was a pretty much cohesive culture in the eighties. The seventies even more so. Now seems like a lot of disconnected churning with not much in common.
Posted by: gernt at October 21, 2024 08:51 PM (PvK0J) 267
Kamala needs to pull another shift at Corndog Castle.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 21, 2024 08:51 PM (aD39U) 268
Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 2h
The big persuasion win for Trump’s barber shops and McDonalds events is that it’s impossible to watch him interact with diverse citizens who are delighted to meet him and also believe the absurd “Hitler” brainwashing from the left. Trump might over-salt your fries but he won’t be locking up Rachel Maddow. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 08:52 PM (hovnC) 269
243 71 'Immigration studies puts the current foreign born population in the US at 52 million.'
They have to go back. Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 21, 2024 08:42 PM (3wi/L) ---- I think it's wrong in two ways. First, you can't lump naturalized and legal residents with the illegals. Secondly, I have estimated over the years starting around 96-98 that we now have 60-65M illegal aliens, some of which may have legally or illegally obtained green cards or better. I am including anchor babies. Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i numeri sono sbagliati at October 21, 2024 08:52 PM (qfLjt) 270
Here's something to think about.
Jeff Flake@JeffFlake I’m voting for Kamala Harris not in spite of being a conservative, but because I’m a conservative. Conservatives believe in the rule of law. - Well, not so much think about as point at and laugh. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 21, 2024 08:47 PM (L/fGl) Haw-haw! Nelson Muntz voice. Posted by: LASue at October 21, 2024 08:52 PM (lCppi) 271
Trump might over-salt your fries but he won’t be locking up Rachel Maddow.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 08:52 PM (hovnC) More's the pity. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 21, 2024 08:53 PM (aD39U) 272
The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee Oct 21
Trump Forced To Cancel Campaign Rallies For Next Two Weeks As Time Off Request Denied By McDonald’s Manager buff.ly/3YwOxwk Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 08:54 PM (hovnC) 273
What is Trump sprinkles salt on Marth Raddatz?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2024 08:54 PM (1++Yc) Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2024 08:54 PM (/P8AX) 275
Kamala having a town hall....where nobody can ask questions
Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2024 08:54 PM (HJ9BW) 276
I'm old enough to remember when Trump was the Sack Monster in the Steel Curtain.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 21, 2024 08:55 PM (aD39U) 277
I have seen
black white blonde and red squirrels at various points. And one of the black ones fell in a port a potty and was purplish for a while. Poor guy... Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2024 08:55 PM (oZhjI) 278
Do these hysterical retards not realize that part of the allure of voting for Trump is to just rattle these asshat's cages?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 21, 2024 08:55 PM (XMwZJ) 279
Can we get from Donald Trump, "This is McSparta!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2024 08:55 PM (1++Yc) 280
Dave in FL... referencing Night of the Comet from way back in 1984.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 21, 2024 08:29 PM (MP+Wf) Love that movie! Posted by: LASue at October 21, 2024 08:55 PM (lCppi) 281
Mock kumala and Co. while we can because they are about to become a footnote on un-electibility.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 21, 2024 08:56 PM (t8vHj) 282
279 Can we get from Donald Trump, "This is McSparta!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2024 08:55 PM (1++Yc) AI at your service! Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2024 08:56 PM (/P8AX) 283
So Space Daddy is Hitler now? Is Trump still Hitler too, or has Elon taken the moustache fully? Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 21, 2024 08:56 PM (w6EFb) 284
Stupid trivia - northern Arizona town of Snowflake was founded by Mormon pioneers, the Snow and the Flake families. He’s a descendant.
I try not to be pissed off at Mormons in public office but Jeff Flake, Mitt Romney, Harry Reid, and Evan McMullin make it hard. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2024 08:56 PM (S6gqv) Posted by: The Hamburglar at October 21, 2024 08:57 PM (DgGvY) Posted by: IrishEi at October 21, 2024 08:57 PM (3ImbR) 287
257
'Jeff Flake@JeffFlake I’m voting for Kamala Harris not in spite of being a conservative' How do we keep getting so many backstabbing faggots? Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 21, 2024 08:57 PM (3wi/L) 288
NY Times essentially bragged today about how many federal agencies are investigating Elon Musk...but Trump is going to lock up his enemies
Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2024 08:57 PM (HJ9BW) Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2024 08:58 PM (1++Yc) 290
264 Naomi Seibt @SeibtNaomi 3h
🚨INSANE: SPIEGEL DOUBLES DOWN ON COMPARING MUSK TO HITLER❗️ German SPIEGEL magazine released a huge hitpiece against Elon Musk, calling him the ENEMY #2. Watch the whole video because it’s WORSE than you think. Now they insist that they STAND BY THEIR REPORTING. https://is.gd/cEUa1E 5:29 minutes; cute Fräulein Elon Musk @elonmusk 3h Well, I did Nazi that coming! Those fools will Goebbels anything down … I bet their pronouns are He/Himmler! Matt Roberts @RecruitBoss 3h Replying to @elonmusk You said just the Reich thing. Elon Musk @elonmusk 3h Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 2h I figured out how Germany keeps getting itself in trouble. They literally can’t recognize Hitler. Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 08:49 PM (hovnC) ---- This is obviously a Hit (ler) job. Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i Tedeschi sono tutti teste quadrate at October 21, 2024 08:58 PM (qfLjt) 291
288 NY Times essentially bragged today about how many federal agencies are investigating Elon Musk...but Trump is going to lock up his enemies
Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2024 08:57 PM (HJ9BW Projection ain't just a River in Africa... Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2024 08:58 PM (/P8AX) 292
How do we keep getting so many backstabbing faggots?
Posted by: Dr. Claw Because faggots don't stab at the front hole? Posted by: mikeski at October 21, 2024 08:59 PM (DgGvY) 293
Night of the Comet is a great fun movie
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2024 08:59 PM (1++Yc) 294
Mock them. Insult them. Point and laugh at the adult brat monsters. Educated fuckwits.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 21, 2024 08:59 PM (dR6yv) 295
So I just want to share a Praise GOD here. My shipmate in Saluda NC called me tonight! He said their little town was pretty much gone and only 5 families still have homes on their road. The river came up over their road but no further. Halelujah! The 'rescue' helicopters did more damage to the homes than Helene did. This account is from an eye witness I trust.
Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2024 09:00 PM (LHPAg) 296
We need a new party, let all the uni party statists just join the Democrats and be done with it.
Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2024 09:00 PM (HJ9BW) 297
Camela says she will have a token Republican on her cabinet. This is Liz Cheney's gold ring. Sad.
Posted by: fd at October 21, 2024 09:00 PM (vFG9F) 298
NY Times essentially bragged today about how many federal agencies are investigating Elon Musk...but Trump is going to lock up his enemies
Posted by: steevy If you want to know what the Left is doing, or wants to do, look at what they're accusing the Right of doing and/or wanting. They aren't smart enough to have imaginations. Posted by: mikeski at October 21, 2024 09:00 PM (DgGvY) 299
I try not to be pissed off at Mormons in public office but Jeff Flake, Mitt Romney, Harry Reid, and Evan McMullin make it hard.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2024 08:56 PM (S6gqv) Yeah their record lately has not been a good look for Mormons. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 21, 2024 09:00 PM (D6PGr) 300
Trump might over-salt your fries but he won’t be locking up Rachel Maddow.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 08:52 PM (hovnC) More's the pity. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at October 21, 2024 08:53 PM (aD39U) Yeah, I was told my enemies were going to be executed by military tribunals when Trump got back in. Posted by: gernt at October 21, 2024 09:00 PM (PvK0J) 301
They're Goering to lock Musk up!
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 21, 2024 09:00 PM (XMwZJ) 302
What is Trump sprinkles salt on Marth Raddatz?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2024 08:54 PM (1++Yc) she shrivels up, of course! Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2024 09:01 PM (D7oie) 303
Camela says she will have a token Republican on her cabinet. This is Liz Cheney's gold ring. Sad.
Posted by: fd I believe I said "tokin' Republican." Posted by: K. Harris at October 21, 2024 09:02 PM (DgGvY) 304
fd, Liz and kumala will both be emptying trash cans at the same leftist think tank.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 21, 2024 09:02 PM (t8vHj) 305
Ingenuous Firebrand 🐆 @ING2Firebrand Oct 20
“Mayor McCheese. A terrible mayor. Probably the worst mayor McDonaldland has ever had. Mayor McCheese has allowed thousands of Fry Guys to come into McDonaldland; some quite dangerous. Not very nice guys, these fry guys. And he hasn’t put a single fry guy in the Grimace jail.” Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 09:02 PM (hovnC) 306
269 243 71
'I think it's wrong in two ways.' It's right as far as it describes what I think should happen. Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 21, 2024 09:03 PM (3wi/L) 307
>>297 Camela says she will have a token Republican on her cabinet. This is Liz Cheney's gold ring. Sad.
Posted by: fd at October 21, 2024 09:00 PM (vFG9F) She's a "useful idiot." Without principle, an ideological wanderer, forever digging herself into a deeper hole by seeking the next shrinking stage to simper on, a throne-sniffing opportunist, baseless, trading on her father's political 'reputation,' insignificant by growing degrees, inconsequential and embarrassingly unaware of the fact, seeking restlessly to be "of the moment." A camera-hog with a face and demeanor meant for radio. The girlfriend jilted who'll carry her spite to her grave. Pity that she can't find more worthy causes or windmills to tilt at; laughable that her own Wyoming political tribe has deemed her unfit to represent them. Political epitaphs may be damning, but worse than being chastised by one's political opponents is being disowned by one side and used/mocked by the other. Elizabeth Cheney: A Political Nobody. The sooner we've seen the last of her, the better. Posted by: ZOD ROETHLISBURGER at October 21, 2024 09:03 PM (mLdmv) 308
Keep the Republican Party. Kick the ones out who vote and actively campaign for Democrats .
It’s like a supposed super straight guy voting to join a gay orgy. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 21, 2024 09:04 PM (D6PGr) 309
263 You're thinking of the little man in the boat. The G-spot is mythical, they say. Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2024 08:45 PM (a3Q+t)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THERES NOT ENOUGH ROOM BETWEEN A WOMANS LEGS TO FIT A BOAT AND A MAN, EVEN A LITTLE MAN LOL Posted by: ZOD ROETHLISBURGER at October 21, 2024 08:49 PM (mLdmv) ---- Wait ...., not even Robert Reich? Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il nano di Washington at October 21, 2024 09:04 PM (qfLjt) 310
Hamburglar was a bad dude, I had to take him on with a bike chain
Joe Biden Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2024 09:04 PM (HJ9BW) 311
Oops. Ben would've done that in all caps and sans punctuation.
Posted by: ZOD at October 21, 2024 09:05 PM (mLdmv) 312
Keep the Republican Party. Kick the ones out who vote and actively campaign for Democrats .
That also works. I want them out, time to take out the trash. Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2024 09:05 PM (HJ9BW) 313
So Space Daddy is Hitler now? Is Trump still Hitler too, or has Elon taken the moustache fully?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 21, 2024 08:56 PM (w6EFb) the German greens, social democrats and the CDU all feel that there is a little bit of Hitler in everyone, and their overriding responsibility to the world is to denounce it whenever and wherever it shows. It is their duty, to defend the blood and soil of the Greater German state, and the volk. Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2024 09:05 PM (D7oie) 314
Sam @Samantha_SN1 3h
Project 2025 brings back The Shamrock Shake, The McJordan, The McPizza, Beef Tallow Fries and Mulan Szechuan Sauce Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 09:06 PM (hovnC) 315
Someone on X opined that Liz had been promised the Secretary of the Interior job, which she desperately wants just so that she can mess with the people who insulted her by voting her out of office.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2024 09:07 PM (S6gqv) 316
If they can't support a candidate who is fully in line with the majority of the party's views they are not in the same party.
Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2024 09:07 PM (HJ9BW) 317
I try not to be pissed off at Mormons in public office but Jeff Flake, Mitt Romney, Harry Reid, and Evan McMullin make it hard.
Posted by: Tom Servo 'Catholics' aren't any better; Pelosi, Biden, Paul Ryan, etc. Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2024 09:07 PM (WXNFJ) 318
First job....corn detassling.
Me and my friend were fired after the first day.....too short. But back the next year. Time to find a horror slasher flick which will hopefully scar me for life. Posted by: Stateless at October 21, 2024 09:08 PM (jvJvP) 319
My Big Mac is tremendous. Nobody can match the girth and flavor of my super-sized Happy Meal!
Posted by: Mr. Bone at October 21, 2024 09:08 PM (fY84s) 320
Kamala steps on yet another banana peel as town hall participants are shocked to find out that no one is allowed to ask any questions.
She's totally authentic and not staged at all. Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2024 09:08 PM (RUMEY) 321
What’s not ironic for the Left but just part of their ignorance and mental illness is that Hamas was basically started with the support of Hitler.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 21, 2024 09:08 PM (D6PGr) 322
307
A camera-hog with a face and demeanor meant for radio. Posted by: ZOD ROETHLISBURGER at October 21, 2024 09:03 PM (mLdmv) ---- A camera-hog with a face and demeanor meant for crystal sets. FIFY Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la spazzatura di Washington at October 21, 2024 09:09 PM (qfLjt) 323
315 Someone on X opined that Liz had been promised the Secretary of the Interior job, which she desperately wants just so that she can mess with the people who insulted her by voting her out of office.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2024 09:07 PM (S6gqv) I think this is pretty close. I imagine bitcoin farms as far as the eye can see. Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2024 09:10 PM (LHPAg) 324
Night of the Comet is a great fun movie
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2024 08:59 PM (1++Yc) And it's on YT for free. I'm off to watch again! Night all! Posted by: LASue at October 21, 2024 09:10 PM (lCppi) 325
What’s not ironic for the Left but just part of their ignorance and mental illness is that Hamas was basically started with the support of Hitler.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 21, 2024 09:08 PM (D6PGr) And lots and lots of international funding. Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2024 09:10 PM (D7oie) 326
Camela says she will have a token Republican on her cabinet. This is Liz Cheney's gold ring. Sad.
Posted by: fd at October 21, 2024 09:00 PM (vFG9F) That is hilarious. The old reaching across the aisle bipartisanship. Maybe that had some kind of relevance in the eighties. Posted by: gernt at October 21, 2024 09:10 PM (PvK0J) 327
Ben Had, during the cattle roundup I kept expecting to hear you say 'MORE LEG!'.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2024 09:10 PM (FnneF) 328
I cannot wrap my brain around people who hate Donald Trump because of characters but endorse a low IQ, Marxist Moloch worshiper.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 21, 2024 09:11 PM (ax3wI) 329
Note this thing is highly inclined and retrograde.
Posted by: publius So an orthodox Jew on Passover. Posted by: SFGoth at October 21, 2024 09:11 PM (KAi1n) 330
Ace of Spades retweeted
ZitoSalena @ZitoSalena 5h The reporter who wrote this is based in London, UK. Her beat is reporting on abortion rights, race, education, sexual abuse & capital punishment. Which means this 7 months old report handed to her likely came from the Harris campaign who are trying to destroy a small business Newsweek @Newsweek 12h An inspection report for the McDonald's restaurant in Pennsylvania cited employees not having "hands clean and properly washed." Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 09:11 PM (hovnC) 331
321 What’s not ironic for the Left but just part of their ignorance and mental illness is that Hamas was basically started with the support of Hitler.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 21, 2024 09:08 PM (D6PGr) Grand Mufti of Jerusalem, Yassir Arafat's Uncle. Dude was a true Nazi supporter during WW II. Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2024 09:12 PM (LHPAg) 332
330 It's Joe the plumber all over again. Cross the left and they destroy you.
Posted by: steevy at October 21, 2024 09:12 PM (HJ9BW) 333
Catholics' aren't any better; Pelosi, Biden, Paul Ryan, etc.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2024 09:07 PM (WXNF I think that they don’t pretend to be Republicans is the point. ( most of them) . But I also get your point but I don’t know who our fake Republican Catholics are . I’m sure there are s few. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 21, 2024 09:12 PM (D6PGr) 334
My first job: working in my dad's bakery. Started in the '70s when I was in elementary school and worked during the holidays, bagging buns and icing cut-out cookies. Got $1 an hour and thought I was rich. Once I was in high school, I worked part-time and continued to work through college until he retired a year after I graduated. My sister was the main cake decorator but was also a school teacher. She would go to the bakery before school and decorate cakes, then teach a full day of school, and go back after school to decorate more cakes. I am biased, of course, but my dad was by far the best boss I ever had.
Posted by: JenWestin at October 21, 2024 09:12 PM (4CwsD) 335
Evenin’, All.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2024 09:13 PM (v6JzV) Posted by: rhennigantx at October 21, 2024 09:13 PM (gbOdA) 337
Mulan Szechuan Sauce
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 09:06 PM (hovnC) Lubba lubba dub dub! Posted by: don't watch it when preparing dinner at October 21, 2024 09:13 PM (gKWVE) 338
Mulan Szechuan Sauce
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 09:06 PM (hovnC) Lubba lubba dub dub! Posted by: don't watch it when preparing dinner at October 21, 2024 09:13 PM (gKWVE) I think that was my favorite episode. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 21, 2024 09:16 PM (D6PGr) 339
Hey, Tonypete. How art thou?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2024 09:16 PM (v6JzV) 340
I guess "Hitler" is a title we bestow on the guy with the best rockets of the year.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 21, 2024 09:17 PM (gKWVE) 341
Perfect
'Audition' ... 1999...Japan I remember morons recommending it. Everyone have a great night. Posted by: Stateless at October 21, 2024 09:17 PM (jvJvP) 342
257 Here's something to think about.
Jeff Flake@JeffFlake I’m voting for Kamala Harris not in spite of being a conservative, but because I’m a conservative. Conservatives believe in the rule of law. - Well, not so much think about as point at and laugh. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks On the bright side, his last name defines him. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 21, 2024 09:17 PM (sAmhv) 343
I am biased, of course, but my dad was by far the best boss I ever had.
Posted by: JenWestin at October 21, 2024 09:12 PM (4CwsD) You bakers! It's a racket I tell ya! I go in to buy donuts and you cut the centers out, then charge me extra for them. And people wonder why I always go with the Boston Cream. Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2024 09:18 PM (W/lyH) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 21, 2024 09:18 PM (L/fGl) 345
Germans shouldn't get to compare Hitler to anyone. Fucking servile, goosestepping scum.
Posted by: Death to the Huns at October 21, 2024 09:19 PM (s5haP) 346
I'm on my long drive east, which I'm calling Paisley's Big Adventure, I've been choosing pet friendly hotels based on prices on Google. The prices have been expensive every single time. I mean Google prices have been wrong
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 21, 2024 09:19 PM (ax3wI) 347
McDonald's Cafe? Once upon a time, McD's did have great coffee. Later upon a time, not so great. No idea how it would be today.
That Washington Post last item, I didn't see the Bee logo. Posted by: Mindful McWebworker at October 21, 2024 09:19 PM (s54QH) 348
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Posted by: JenWestin at October 21, 2024 09:12 PM (4CwsD) ---- Your Dad and Sister had very long days. Commendable. My Grandpa (Mom side) was a baker in Ciampino - bread, pizza, etc. Also started early and finished late. Wood fired furnaces/ovens. Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il pane e indispensabile at October 21, 2024 09:19 PM (qfLjt) 349
Wait wait wait. Did Harris just say she's going to have a Republican in her cabinet? Like my wife does when Paolo drops by?
Posted by: Jeff Flake at October 21, 2024 09:21 PM (gKWVE) 350
I am biased, of course, but my dad was by far the best boss I ever had.
Posted by: JenWestin at October 21, 2024 09:12 PM (4CwsD) Me too. Pappy Eromero was a builder and I started as a laborer on his jobs (to escape the cotton-based slavery) at age 13 or so. Had to wait because Mammy Eromero was worried about the profanity on the job. By the time I was 17, I could read plans and basically build a house, and was making $5.00 an hour. In 1965. Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2024 09:21 PM (LHPAg) 351
Tomb Raider (Lara Croft) - 1950s Super Panavision 70...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmMX3yRra7E Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 21, 2024 09:21 PM (i0F8b) 352
Kamala claiming she grew up "middle class" in Oakland- she was born there while her folks were living in Berkeley, and claiming she worked at McDonalds....that should narrow the search a bit, no?
Posted by: Rex B at October 21, 2024 09:24 PM (VwG/D) 353
I art well Big B. Mowed the back 40 today and painted the ceiling in the basement. Oh, and trimmed some bushes in prep for the winter. Lots of things checked off my list today.
How you? Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2024 09:25 PM (WXNFJ) 354
256 What is a semi-zombie?
Posted by: Dave in Fla A zombie who was a leper before zombification. Posted by: mikeski at October 21, 2024 08:46 PM (DgGvY) ---- What, he lost some parts? Remember the leper hockey game? There was a face-off in the corner. Posted by: Ciampino - Leper Hockey - ensure it's a puck at October 21, 2024 09:26 PM (qfLjt) 355
Trump is like Hitler in that they both tried to make their country great. So you have to give the left that. Noone could accuse a leftist of wanting that for the USA.
Posted by: gernt at October 21, 2024 09:26 PM (PvK0J) 356
353 I art fine, Tonypete. Much lazier than you. 🙂
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2024 09:28 PM (v6JzV) 357
Kamala would have been in Quebec during her HS years, when she would have worked at MacDee's so Canada eh!
Posted by: Ciampino - Leper Hockey - not everything black is a puck at October 21, 2024 09:29 PM (qfLjt) 358
Jeff Flake is proud to vote for someone who agreed with those wanting to defund the police, supported a bail program for those burning our cities, incited racial upheaval with her Jussie Smolette advocacy, co-sponsored Medicare for all, voted to the Left of Schumer while in the Senate, was the tie breaker on 33 bills and voted to pass the liberal ones and would appoint the most Leftists judges to the SC if President.
That’s just a fraction of her Leftist, not Democrat, make up. And doesn’t include the CCP pedo mole that is her running mate. Good job Flake. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 21, 2024 09:29 PM (D6PGr) 359
Trump and Musk! Now you have two (smack) two Hitlers in one [political party] !
Posted by: Certs at October 21, 2024 09:29 PM (VwG/D) 360
344 Christianity for porn stars.
https://is.gd/YzqJ1q Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 21, 2024 09:18 PM (L/fGl) lol She was so close to an epiphany. Posted by: Death to the Huns at October 21, 2024 09:30 PM (s5haP) 361
>>> 248 Trump can't prove that I didn't go to the moon either.
Posted by: fd at October 21, 2024 08:44 PM (vFG9F) Trump can't prove that you've never dated Alexandra Daddario! Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2024 09:30 PM (FnneF) 362
I'm watching this Breakfast Club interview with Lara Trump and she is absolutely bodying these clowns.
It's a masterclass. Posted by: thathalfrican - steady mobbing at October 21, 2024 09:31 PM (eZwyX) 363
Tim Pool has sadz. He finally realized what a stupid idea starting a coffeeshop chain is. And he's surrounded by employees who are lazier than he is; so he sez.
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at October 21, 2024 09:31 PM (TxBND) 364
As I drive east I'm wishing Canada had a Bucees. Mind you Bucees is just a myth to me
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 21, 2024 09:31 PM (ax3wI) 365
Posted by: gernt at October 21, 2024 09:26 PM (PvK0J)
What are you rambling about now? I suggest calling it a day. Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 21, 2024 09:31 PM (mH6SG) 366
So vote early to get the Trumpmentum going and get the silent voters some encouragement? Then the dems have a better idea of how many votes they need to come up with earlier. Or vote on election day and take the risk they will pull the "voting system is down" crap again. I mean, they will cheat either way, so what is the real upside to voting R early? Posted by: haffhowershower at October 21, 2024 09:32 PM (NMT5x) 367
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By the time I was 17, I could read plans and basically build a house, and was making $5.00 an hour. In 1965. Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2024 09:21 PM (LHPAg) ---- And could you swear with the best of them? Posted by: Ciampino - Leper Hockey - not everything black is a puck! at October 21, 2024 09:32 PM (qfLjt) 368
I mean, they will cheat either way, so what is the real upside to voting R early?
honestly I'm slightly worried about large scale outages or some other nonsense on Election Day... Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2024 09:33 PM (s3qiR) 369
>>> 284 Stupid trivia - northern Arizona town of Snowflake was founded by Mormon pioneers, the Snow and the Flake families. He’s a descendant.
I try not to be pissed off at Mormons in public office but Jeff Flake, Mitt Romney, Harry Reid, and Evan McMullin make it hard. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2024 08:56 PM (S6gqv) I don't think Larry Correia has any plans to run for public office. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2024 09:34 PM (FnneF) 370
Is Dominion still running the machines?
Posted by: davidt at October 21, 2024 09:34 PM (i0F8b) 371
Christianity for porn stars.
https://is.gd/YzqJ1q Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 21, 2024 09:18 PM (L/fGl) This is how the Left thinks. Or doesn’t think would be more accurate. I do the same questioning regard to abortion. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 21, 2024 09:34 PM (D6PGr) 372
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at October 21, 2024 09:31 PM (TxBND)
Well maybe this will cause him to get off the fence and act. Posted by: thathalfrican - steady mobbing at October 21, 2024 09:34 PM (eZwyX) 373
357 Kamala would have been in Quebec during her HS years, when she would have worked at MacDee's so Canada eh!
Posted by: Ciampino - Leper Hockey - Are we supposed to know about Kamanwealth's HS days? I mean my wife, a loyal npr listener doesn't know that. I'm sure Kammie is bilingual tho with all the bi-lingual McD's menus and all. Posted by: Rex B at October 21, 2024 09:36 PM (VwG/D) 374
Is Dominion still running the machines?
Posted by: davidt at October 21, 2024 09:34 PM (i0F8b) Man now I’m going to have to sue you. Posted by: Dominion at October 21, 2024 09:36 PM (D6PGr) 375
372 He sez the big problem with this country is that nobody wants to work as hard as he does. This is delicious dish.
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at October 21, 2024 09:36 PM (TxBND) 376
I don't think Larry Correia has any plans to run for public office.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2024 09:34 PM (FnneF) I don't think Correia uses his religion to justify anything, either. Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2024 09:37 PM (D7oie) 377
Trump can't prove that you've never dated Alexandra Daddario!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2024 09:30 PM (FnneF) Wait!!! What??? You mean she's two-timing me???!!! Posted by: Diogenes at October 21, 2024 09:37 PM (W/lyH) 378
I've been watching an interesting series on Nova about the planets. They're quite good, but the speakers are strenuously diverse. All races, both genders, and even a Hobbit-y looking Middle Earther named Proudfoot ("Proudfeet!"). Representation, yo!
-------------- If you want space stuff, I highly recommend V101 Space on YouTube. Others include Anton Petrov, Astrum and Dr. Becky. PBS SpaceTime is good too. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 21, 2024 09:37 PM (HP9W/) 379
but the funny accents are are are.....you hater!
Posted by: 80's music fan at October 21, 2024 09:38 PM (QSrLX) 380
honestly I'm slightly worried about large scale outages or some other nonsense on Election Day... Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2024 09:33 PM (s3qiR) ----------- Good point. I suppose it will also show that if he has massive numbers even before election day, it will be harder to "validate" the cheat. Posted by: haffhowershower at October 21, 2024 09:39 PM (NMT5x) 381
I think she said she worked at McDs in college.
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 09:39 PM (hovnC) 382
I've been watching an interesting series on Nova about the planets. They're quite good, but the speakers are strenuously diverse. All races, both genders, and even a Hobbit-y looking Middle Earther named Proudfoot ("Proudfeet!"). Representation, yo!
How The Universe Works, which isn't bad, is the same way. (Streaming on Max.) So diverse you spend the whole time shaking your head about the broom closet they've stuffed all the white physicists in. Posted by: Death to the Huns at October 21, 2024 09:41 PM (s5haP) 383
>>> 376 I don't think Larry Correia has any plans to run for public office.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 21, 2024 09:34 PM (FnneF) I don't think Correia uses his religion to justify anything, either. Posted by: Kindltot at October 21, 2024 09:37 PM (D7oie) What's that supposed to mean??? Posted by: David French at October 21, 2024 09:41 PM (FnneF) 384
Surely someone is by now selling that Steelers 47 jersey with TRUMP on the back.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 21, 2024 09:44 PM (m3jgL) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2024 09:44 PM (Wnv9h) 386
Too big to rig isn't just a catchy slogan, it's also a real fact on the ground election outcome. The Democrats might shy away from a steal when it becomes totally preposterous, no matter how seemingly shameless they are.
Posted by: gernt at October 21, 2024 09:44 PM (PvK0J) 387
RIP Mr. Paul Di'anno. Up the Irons!
>The death call arises, a scream breaks the still of the night Another tomorrow, remember to walk in the light! Posted by: Mr. Bone at October 21, 2024 09:45 PM (fY84s) 388
Here is what's on the ballot in Wisconsin. I think this is plainer language than the other one that was posted earlier (I can't remember what state, but it was like a trick question). This asks if voters should be US citizens.
This should be a yes, yes? Am I reading this right? “Eligibility to vote. Shall section 1 of article III of the constitution, which deals with suffrage, be amended to provide that only a United States citizen age 18 or older who resides in an election district may vote in an election for national, state, or local office or at a statewide or local referendum?” Yes No Posted by: haffhowershower at October 21, 2024 09:46 PM (NMT5x) 389
18 10 Donald Trump has been in TV and entertainment for a long time. Dude knows what connects with people.
He's running circles around the Cumpster Fire. Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2024 07:50 PM (/P8AX) I think he needs to do a commercial of him Interviewing Kamala like on the Apprentice... Him asking questions, her word salads.. then... You're fired. Posted by: Romeo13 at October 21, 2024 07:52 PM (QAkQ3) He should do the advert, but at the end he should say, " Only you can fire Harris and Biden. Vote for Donald Trump" Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 21, 2024 09:47 PM (uBBbP) 390
I’m fascinated by space numbers . The vastness of it all.
The speed of light is about 670 million mph. Even if we could travel at Warp 10 it would still take 4.2 billion years to get to ‘edge’ of the observable universe, The fastest manned spacecraft thus far is about 25k mph. Posted by: Dominion at October 21, 2024 09:48 PM (D6PGr) 391
And could you swear with the best of them?
Posted by: Ciampino - Leper Hockey - not everything black is a puck! at October 21, 2024 09:32 PM (qfLjt) Damn sthraight. And chew tobacco, too. Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2024 09:49 PM (LHPAg) 392
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 21, 2024 09:47 PM (uBBbP)
Ooh, that gives me a good idea. Trumpy the Bear, with graphics of Biden/Harris results of the last 4 years in the background, saying "only YOU can prevent dumpster fires". Posted by: haffhowershower at October 21, 2024 09:51 PM (NMT5x) 393
I worked with a 40 yo guy that couldn't read a tape measure. Sad.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 21, 2024 09:52 PM (dR6yv) 394
I’m fascinated by space numbers . The vastness of it all.
The speed of light is about 670 million mph. Even if we could travel at Warp 10 it would still take 4.2 billion years to get to ‘edge’ of the observable universe, The fastest manned spacecraft thus far is about 25k mph. Posted by: Dominion at October 21, 2024 09:48 PM (D6PGr) You sure about that speed in mph? Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2024 09:53 PM (Aqu9a) 395
393 I worked with a 40 yo guy that couldn't read a tape measure. Sad.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 21, 2024 09:52 PM (dR6yv) ----------- Well, they're usually in cuneiform, right? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 21, 2024 09:54 PM (kbyy+) 396
You sure about that speed in mph?
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2024 09:53 PM (Aqu9a) I think I am . Posted by: Dominion at October 21, 2024 09:54 PM (D6PGr) 397
307 >>297 Camela says she will have a token Republican on her cabinet. This is Liz Cheney's gold ring. Sad.
Posted by: fd at October 21, 2024 09:00 PM (vFG9F) She's a "useful idiot." Without principle, an ideological wanderer, forever digging herself into a deeper hole by seeking the next shrinking stage to simper on, a throne-sniffing opportunist, baseless, trading on her father's political 'reputation,' insignificant by growing degrees, inconsequential and embarrassingly unaware of the fact, seeking restlessly to be "of the moment." A camera-hog with a face and demeanor meant for radio. The girlfriend jilted who'll carry her spite to her grave. Pity that she can't find more worthy causes or windmills to tilt at; laughable that her own Wyoming political tribe has deemed her unfit to represent them. Political epitaphs may be damning, but worse than being chastised by one's political opponents is being disowned by one side and used/mocked by the other. Elizabeth Cheney: A Political Nobody. The sooner we've seen the last of her, the better. Posted by: ZOD ROETHLISBURGER at October 21, 2024 09:03 PM (mLdmv) Slow clap. Clap. Clap. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 21, 2024 09:54 PM (uBBbP) Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2024 09:55 PM (Aqu9a) 399
Evening, Cafe patrons. Checking in from the bottom-right corner of South Dakota, just across the line from Sioux City, IA.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2024 09:55 PM (GUiFp) 400
Off sock
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 21, 2024 09:55 PM (D6PGr) 401
394 I’m fascinated by space numbers . The vastness of it all.
The speed of light is about 670 million mph. Even if we could travel at Warp 10 it would still take 4.2 billion years to get to ‘edge’ of the observable universe, The fastest manned spacecraft thus far is about 25k mph. Posted by: Dominion at October 21, 2024 09:48 PM (D6PGr) You sure about that speed in mph? Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2024 09:53 PM (Aqu9a) It's all relative Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 21, 2024 09:56 PM (uBBbP) 402
393 I worked with a 40 yo guy that couldn't read a tape measure. Sad.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 21, 2024 09:52 PM (dR6yv) How I learned to do fractions. Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2024 09:56 PM (LHPAg) 403
Jeff Bezos can't get it up youtu.be/YCP3UgqLo-Y
Posted by: gKWVE at October 21, 2024 09:56 PM (gKWVE) 404
398 NVM, was misremembering miles per second.
670 million mph is accurate. Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2024 09:55 PM (Aqu9a) I used mph to compare it to where we are at with space travel now. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 21, 2024 09:57 PM (D6PGr) 405
Nood
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 21, 2024 09:58 PM (uBBbP) 406
393 I worked with a 40 yo guy that couldn't read a tape measure. Sad.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at October 21, 2024 09:52 PM (dR6yv) I've come across many with the same inability. Maybe a switch from fractions of an inch to (RoyGBiv) colors of the 🌈 will help instead of fractions... Posted by: Rex B at October 21, 2024 09:59 PM (VwG/D) 407
So I just want to share a Praise GOD here. My shipmate in Saluda NC called me tonight! He said their little town was pretty much gone and only 5 families still have homes on their road. The river came up over their road but no further. Halelujah! The 'rescue' helicopters did more damage to the homes than Helene did. This account is from an eye witness I trust.
Posted by: Eromero --------- I wish I had an easy way to post photos. People tend to think that it was just high-water flatland flooding. It wasn't. It was great volumes of mud, water, and debris, often arriving too fast for people to get out of the way. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2024 10:14 PM (XeU6L) 408
384 Surely someone is by now selling that Steelers 47 jersey with TRUMP on the back.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 21, 2024 09:44 PM (m3jgL) ---- Forget the jersey, what about the kawazoombas on that streaker? Posted by: Ciampino - Leper Hockey - free-floating kawazoombas on the ice? at October 21, 2024 10:54 PM (qfLjt) Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0706 seconds. |
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