Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum Tells Congress He Met With White House Staffers and January 6th Committee Staffers About the Trump Prosecution, But Can't Remember What Was Said Or Even Who He Met With

He's a serial perjurer and Trump needs to prosecute him.

Wade confirmed that he had conducted multiple meetings with Biden-Harris White House officials but refused to disclose any pertinent details, claiming he couldn't recollect basic facts about the events for which he billed the Fulton County District Attorney's Office thousands of taxpayer dollars.
Wade acknowledged billing the county for an eight-hour conference "with White House Counsel" at a $250-an-hour rate equaling $2,000 total on May 23, 2022.
Although, according to the invoice's entry, Wade supposedly spent an entire business day conferencing with the Biden-Harris White House, Wade claimed he could not recall which individuals were involved in the meeting, where exactly it occurred (whether he traveled to Athens or D.C.), or if the meeting took place in person or over the phone.
Wade also confirmed that he billed the DA's office another eight hours on November 18, 2022, for an "Interview with DC/White House." Again, he maintained that he did not remember meeting specifics, including who was in attendance or its subject matter.
Additionally, Wade confirmed that he billed the county 24 hours (this time totaling $6,000 total) between September 7, 2022, and September 9, 2022, for "Witness Interviews; conf call DC; team meeting." Wade again denied remembering who was on the conference call or which witnesses were interviewed.
During the deposition, Wade said the phrases, "I can't recall," "I don't recall," or "I don't know," nearly 60 times.

Wade also confirmed that he met with "individuals associated with the January 6th Committee" several times in 2022 but refused to reveal relevant details about these meetings.
Wade denied communicating directly with members or staff of the J6 committee, saying he instead communicated with individuals connected to the committee. When grilled on particulars, Wade said he spoke with "lawyers" but didn't say whom these attorneys represented nor did he name the legal counsel.
Wade confirmed that he billed the DA's office 24 hours (another $6,000 receipt) between April 18, 2022, and April 21, 2022, for a "Team meeting; Conf w/Jan 6; Research legal issues to prep interv." Wade denied expanding on what "Conf with Jan 6" meant, as well as whether he met with anyone associated with the J6 committee on those dates, and if these conferences occurred physically or via phone.
Wade confirmed that he charged the county eight hours on November 16, 2022, for a "Jan 6 meeting and Atty conf." However, he could not recall whom he met, the contents of the conference, and whether it was an in-person meeting or a phone call. Wade testified that the information would be found in the case files he had left with the DA's office upon his resignation.

He also committed perjury about why he ducked a subpoena to testify and went missing for three days.

Wade insisted that he was unaware of the U.S. Marshals attempting to serve him the congressional committee's subpoena at his home and office on September 23, 24, and 25, saying he had turned his phone off to prepare for an upcoming mediation and arbitration.
Wade offered a variety of explanations as to why he did not immediately accept service of the summons.
He first claimed that he had hurt his ankle playing basketball and was on prescription pain medication at the time, so he "took a few days to take care" of his ankle as well as prep for litigation. Once he "was able to deal with the pain" without medication, he then turned on his cell phone and was about to go down to his exercise room. At that point, he saw the message from the U.S. Marshals at 4 a.m. and called to arrange service.

When people offer multiple reasons for why they did something, they're usually lying People telling the truth just offer one reason, or offer the very plausible answer, "I don't know why I did that." Liars really want you to believe their lies, so they have a series of unrelated Trial Balloon lies they feed you to see which one you find the most plausible.

There's more in the article. It details, for example, Sweetdick's admission that Fani Willis plotted to prosecute Trump from before she even took office, and Sweetdick's complete lack of qualifications to prosecute any crime, especially a complicated fake RICO prosecution. He had to have special mandatory training to even claim he was "qualified" for the job.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:28 PM

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1 First!

Posted by: crabgrass farmer at October 21, 2024 01:28 PM (CTUih)

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Posted by: runner at October 21, 2024 01:30 PM (V13WU)

3 He's no Arnold Palmer.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 21, 2024 01:30 PM (wpmnz)

4 There's more in the article. It details, for example, Sweetdick's admission that Fani Willis plotted to prosecute Trump from before she even took office, and Sweetdick's complete lack of qualifications to prosecute any crime, especially a complicated fake RICO prosecution. He had to have special mandatory training to even claim he was "qualified" for the job.

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Sure, Fani made a bad decision here which has obvious signs of corruption to enrich herself personally, but all of her other decisions were honest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 21, 2024 01:32 PM (GBKbO)

5 How can you be a Lawyer AND a shitty liar?

DEI. That's how.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2024 01:32 PM (K5Wdc)

6 Gosh, Wade met with Biden Harris staffers to discuss the case? Isn't this supposed to be illegal in the US?

yeah, yeah, I know, legality has little meaning any more, as far as the Junta is concerned.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 21, 2024 01:32 PM (tT6L1)

7 If a Democrat every told the whole unvarnished truth, they would combust.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2024 01:33 PM (1++Yc)

8 Please check your keyboard, your 'x' key may be malfunctioning ?

Posted by: Next2Nothing at October 21, 2024 01:34 PM (tA1/w)

9 I barely know the names of the people I work with every day. Outsiders in one meeting months ago there is no chance.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2024 01:34 PM (YGplp)

10 All his excuses remind me of Jake Blues in the sewer, trying to explain why he didn't show up to his own wedding

Posted by: PA Dutchman at October 21, 2024 01:34 PM (QyT5w)

11 He's a serial perjurer and Trump needs to prosecute him.
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Before they had people shooting at Trump, I really would have liked to make up and get back to normal.

But they keep making it that some people need jailtime.

Posted by: The Beave at October 21, 2024 01:35 PM (krQz2)

12 A meeting by a no name from Atlanta with people from the White House

Why it would be Jean Francois Cary seared into my hippocampus

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2024 01:35 PM (1++Yc)

13 During the deposition, Wade said the phrases, "I can't recall," "I don't recall," or "I don't know," nearly 60 times.

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Doing his Amy Schumer impression. And just as funny.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 21, 2024 01:35 PM (lTGtQ)

14 Can ANYBODY bill the White House? Asking for a fiend.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2024 01:35 PM (63Dwl)

15 'When people offer multiple reasons for why they did something, they're usually lying.'
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The dog ate my subpoena.

Posted by: Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum at October 21, 2024 01:35 PM (XeU6L)

16 How can you be a Lawyer AND a shitty liar?

Black. Democrat. Willing to poke Fani Willis. Fulton County is your oyster.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 21, 2024 01:35 PM (ExV1e)

17 Usually lawyers are pretty good about recording who's present at any meetings they have regarding their cases.

Unless, of course, the lawyer's mind is elsewhere, thinking of Fanni's sweet fanny.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2024 01:35 PM (v6JzV)

18 Did Wade wipe his Fanni with a cloth also?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2024 01:36 PM (1++Yc)

19 The chance that people like Willis, Bragg, and James have not committed Federal crimes including but not limited to campaign finance violations is risible.

That's where the investigations should START.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at October 21, 2024 01:36 PM (ssz2a)

20 During the deposition, Wade said the phrases, "I can't recall," "I don't recall," or "I don't know," nearly 60 times.
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I call it The Hillary Clinton Gambit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2024 01:36 PM (XeU6L)

21
During the deposition, Wade said the phrases, "I can't recall," "I don't recall," or "I don't know," nearly 60 times.
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Doing his Amy Schumer impression. And just as funny.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Sounds like Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2024 01:36 PM (63Dwl)

22 Black. Democrat. Willing to poke Fani Willis. Fulton County is your oyster.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 21, 2024 01:35 PM (ExV1e)
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I thought Fani was.

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2024 01:36 PM (krQz2)

23 Wade's not here, man.

Posted by: wth at October 21, 2024 01:37 PM (v0R5T)

24 Honeycum's big...Yeah yeah yeah.
It's not small... No no no.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at October 21, 2024 01:37 PM (Vyll1)

25
Sure, Fani made a bad decision here which has obvious signs of corruption to enrich herself personally, but all of her other decisions were honest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell

She's a Sleigh Kween, girl fren'!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2024 01:37 PM (xG4kz)

26 House Rule XI, clauses 2(m)(1) and (3), authorizes House committees and subcommittees to issue subpoenas for the attendance of witnesses and the production of documents. Senate Rule XXVI, paragraph 1 authorizes Senate committees and subcommittees to subpoena witnesses and documents.
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Someone tell me why the house committee did not issue a subpoena for notes and documents relative to the subpoena for Ward to attend.

Posted by: Orson at October 21, 2024 01:37 PM (dIske)

27
Did Wade wipe his Fanni with a cloth also?

Sponge on a stick.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2024 01:37 PM (63Dwl)

28 ANNNNNND.... nothing will be done about blatant corruption, perjury, and perverting justice.

We no longer live under the rule of law.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 21, 2024 01:38 PM (N1DT3)

29 Project 2025 will federally mandate all McDonald's French fries be fried in beef tallow.

Oops! That's for the previous thread.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 21, 2024 01:38 PM (BHrzb)

30 28 "We no longer live under the rule of law. "

I think you will find that "we" still do. They however, are immune.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at October 21, 2024 01:39 PM (tA1/w)

31 When people offer multiple reasons for why they did something, they're usually lying

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Also when they embellish their stories with lots of extraneous details.

Posted by: LASue at October 21, 2024 01:39 PM (lCppi)

32 What did Sponge ever do to you Bertram???

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2024 01:39 PM (1++Yc)

33 30 28 "We no longer live under the rule of law. "

I think you will find that "we" still do. They however, are immune.
Posted by: Next2Nothing at October 21, 2024 01:39 PM (tA1/w)

No, we don't. We live at the whims of the rulers.

If the law isn't against us, they'll find a way to twist so it does. (e.g. see: NY v. Trump.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 21, 2024 01:40 PM (N1DT3)

34 I had a cat that would carry McDonald’s French fries around for days. Wouldn’t eat them just move them around the house. Then they stopped the beef tallow and he was uninterested.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2024 01:40 PM (YGplp)

35
Also when they embellish their stories with lots of extraneous details.
Posted by: LASue

Is this about the hooker with dysentery?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2024 01:41 PM (xG4kz)

36 When people offer multiple reasons for why they did something, they're usually lying
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"That's the ticket!" is also a good tell.

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2024 01:41 PM (krQz2)

37 > Can ANYBODY bill the White House? Asking for a fiend.

There was a guy a while back who got a lot of money by billing Facebook and Google for services. He forged a bunch of contracts and invoices and he got away with north of $100 million before he got caught.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2024 01:42 PM (Odg76)

38 I had a cat that would carry McDonald’s French fries around for days. Wouldn’t eat them just move them around the house. Then they stopped the beef tallow and he was uninterested.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Cats are almost completely carnivorous.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2024 01:43 PM (v6JzV)

39 Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum

Sounds like a pimp Huggy Bear had a beef with on Starsky & Hutch.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 21, 2024 01:43 PM (3FQ2L)

40 It's amazing how all these government workers all seem to come down with amnesia when called to testify before Congress.

Reminds me of the episode of Futurama where all the characters in the robot soap opera "All My Circuits" came down with "explosive amnesia."

Calculon didn't even recognize his own house.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 21, 2024 01:43 PM (7fElN)

41
Also when they embellish their stories with lots of extraneous details.
Posted by: LASue

Is this about the hooker with dysentery?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2024 01:41 PM (xG4kz)

That joke'll flip ya. Flip ya for real.

Posted by: Fenster at October 21, 2024 01:43 PM (y9nCu)

42 >> I had a cat that would carry McDonald’s French fries around for days. Wouldn’t eat them just move them around the house. Then they stopped the beef tallow and he was uninterested.

Ex Wife had a cat that would steal EVERY Twist Tie in the house. And then put them in her food bowl.

Cats are fucking bizarre.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2024 01:44 PM (K5Wdc)

43 I'm losing track of all the partisan hacks from the DoJ. Which one was this Darrius guy from again? Or was Fani the DoJ operative not Darrius the sex toy?

Atlanta or NYC? I mean they're all cardboard cutouts of East German Stasi, so I do have an excuse for the mix up.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 21, 2024 01:45 PM (sAmhv)

44 I'd probably meet more women if my nickname "Sweetdick Honeycum."

You can't give yourself your own nickname, eh?

Posted by: Stateless at October 21, 2024 01:45 PM (jvJvP)

45 Beave It to Squeeze-it

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 21, 2024 01:46 PM (hovnC)

46 I'd probably meet more women if my nickname "Sweetdick Honeycum."

You can't give yourself your own nickname, eh?
Posted by: Stateless at October 21, 2024 01:45 PM (jvJvP)

*Leroy Pipe has entered the chat*

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 21, 2024 01:46 PM (CIS44)

47
Calculon didn't even recognize his own house.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 21, 2024 01:43 PM (7fElN)

Reminds me of when I was 17, the first, and last time I drank Southern Comfort.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2024 01:46 PM (y9nCu)

48 "He forged a bunch of contracts and invoices and he got away with north of $100 million before he got caught."

Why didn't he just bill them for the service of billing them? Even if it only produce a few million? There was a Judge Dredd story along those lines.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at October 21, 2024 01:46 PM (zSyrn)

49 It used to be that this kind of shit was considered an admission of guilt by the rest of society. After you walked, everyone still considered you an admitted gangster. In our time, he'll still be a hero to half the country.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2024 01:47 PM (7oYYI)

50 >>I'd probably meet more women if my nickname "Sweetdick Honeycum."

That's Kamala's favorite Dipping Sauce for her McNuggets.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2024 01:47 PM (K5Wdc)

51 Kamala has McNuggets?

Wait...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2024 01:48 PM (1++Yc)

52 Seriously, dude. You're not getting the clicks. Just stop.

Posted by: Fellita at October 21, 2024 01:48 PM (Pf2gG)

53 *Leroy Pipe has entered the chat*
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 21, 2024 01:46 PM (CIS44)

I know a guy named Rock Long. I'm not joking

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 21, 2024 01:48 PM (NtVYv)

54 That's Darius "Sweetick" Honeycum, ESQ to you, foo'!

Posted by: Fani Willis at October 21, 2024 01:48 PM (sO+O2)

55 Hope the hot girls don't start without me.

Posted by: wth at October 21, 2024 01:49 PM (v0R5T)

56 Why is everybody always pickin' on me?

Posted by: Darrius Sweetcum at October 21, 2024 01:49 PM (a3Q+t)

57 Off topic... I have this vague recollection that as a kid in the 70s we would sometimes get books of McDonald's gift certificates on Halloween. Free shake or fries with a burger. 2 for 1 burgers etc. Usually a good deal.

Anyone else remember that? I did give those out this year if they still had them.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 21, 2024 01:49 PM (uBBbP)

58 Get ready for "a high tech lynchin". It's coming.

Merely looking at Wadesy-poo is racism straight up to the narrative engineers.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at October 21, 2024 01:49 PM (Z8Yh2)

59
Posted by: Fellita at October 21, 2024 01:48 PM (Pf2gG)

If I log in as Sweetdick Honeycum, do I get a pron discount?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2024 01:50 PM (y9nCu)

60 I could hear more about these hot girls waiting for me....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 21, 2024 01:50 PM (xcxpd)

61 >>I have this vague recollection that as a kid in the 70s we would sometimes get books of McDonald's gift certificates on Halloween. Free shake or fries with a burger. 2 for 1 burgers etc. Usually a good deal.

Yep. Those were big back in the days of Razor Blade filled Apples and Deadly Tylenol.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2024 01:50 PM (K5Wdc)

62 With a name like Fellita, you just know what she's good at.

Posted by: spindrift at October 21, 2024 01:50 PM (OguvZ)

63 Scooter Libby was convicted of perjury for a lot less that what Sweetdick has done.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at October 21, 2024 01:50 PM (k1E2D)

64 57 Off topic... I have this vague recollection that as a kid in the 70s we would sometimes get books of McDonald's gift certificates on Halloween. Free shake or fries with a burger. 2 for 1 burgers etc. Usually a good deal.

Anyone else remember that? I did give those out this year if they still had them.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 21, 2024 01:49 PM (uBBbP)

Yes. I can confirm that was a thing (at least in the 80s. I'm not 29 enough to remember the 70s)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 21, 2024 01:50 PM (N1DT3)

65 I know a guy named Rock Long. I'm not joking
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 21, 2024 01:48 PM (NtVYv)

Buddy of mine had a patient named Richard Harden.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 21, 2024 01:50 PM (CIS44)

66 57 Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 21, 2024 01:49 PM (uBBbP)

Yes the gift certificates were real, you bought them at ~ 35% discount off of the normal food cost.

That was a much better nation.

Posted by: sven at October 21, 2024 01:51 PM (X0I7i)

67 no way you'd get this guy convicted of anything in d.c. and you know some rich dem would cover his legal bills.

unless he wanted to represent himself in which case he'd probably get 20 years

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 21, 2024 01:51 PM (CWTWj)

68 Anyone else remember that? I did give those out this year if they still had them.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 21, 2024 01:49 PM (uBBbP)

I remember it well. I loved getting those McDonald's dollars !

I tried to get some for my nephews a fear years back and found out they no longer have the.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 21, 2024 01:51 PM (NtVYv)

69 Can ANYBODY bill the White House? Asking for a fiend.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2024 01:35 PM

I was the last, so far.

Posted by: William J. "Bubba" Clinton at October 21, 2024 01:51 PM (a3Q+t)

70 *waves to Sven*

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2024 01:51 PM (1++Yc)

71
Unless, of course, the lawyer's mind is elsewhere, thinking of Fanni's sweet fanny.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2024 01:35 PM (v6JzV)

American or British usage, same amount of vomitus.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 21, 2024 01:52 PM (NMT5x)

72 Assuming that enough American citizens vote to elect him, the first thing Trump should do after taking the oath of office and disinfecting the Oval Office is to request the resignation of every US Attorney and then dismiss them.

Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2024 01:52 PM (rj6Yv)

73 He had to have special mandatory training to even claim he was "qualified" for the job.

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How to safely take viagra?

Posted by: ShainS -- Musk May be The X-Factor in Overcoming Fraud at October 21, 2024 01:52 PM (HZpjo)

74 >>I have this vague recollection that as a kid in the 70s we would sometimes get books of McDonald's gift certificates on Halloween. Free shake or fries with a burger. 2 for 1 burgers etc. Usually a good deal.

They do gift cards now. My priest once mentioned that he hands them out to panhandlers instead of money.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 21, 2024 01:52 PM (LxER7)

75 > Ex Wife had a cat that would steal EVERY Twist Tie in the house. And then put them in her food bowl.

My cat loved hair ties. She would carry them around and collect them. She liked pawing at them so they would twist up and jump a little. Then she'd swat and hold them down.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2024 01:52 PM (Odg76)

76 66 57 Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 21, 2024 01:49 PM (uBBbP

I'm pretty sure we had that here in Canada too.

Posted by: Stateless at October 21, 2024 01:53 PM (jvJvP)

77 36 When people offer multiple reasons for why they did something, they're usually lying
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"That's the ticket!" is also a good tell.
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2024 01:41 PM (krQz2)

"That's no lie, Jack", "I'm not lyin'" or "No lie" is ironclad truth.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 21, 2024 01:54 PM (NMT5x)

78 Assuming that enough American citizens vote to elect him, the first thing Trump should do after taking the oath of office and disinfecting the Oval Office is to request the resignation of every US Attorney and then dismiss them.

Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2024 01:52 PM (rj6Yv)

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I'm old enough to remember Bubba Clinton doing that in '93.

Posted by: ShainS -- Musk May be The X-Factor in Overcoming Fraud at October 21, 2024 01:54 PM (HZpjo)

79 We used to have a local optician named Dr. Dong. My hubs would always joke about the disheveled women leaving the office.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 21, 2024 01:54 PM (Sgq8y)

80 Gay news outlet fact-checks Tucker: "There is no evidence that Walz is gay"

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Apparently they've never seen a video of him sashaying.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 21, 2024 01:54 PM (L/fGl)

81 78 Assuming that enough American citizens vote to elect him, the first thing Trump should do after taking the oath of office and disinfecting the Oval Office is to request the resignation of every US Attorney and then dismiss them.

Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2024 01:52 PM (rj6Yv)

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I'm old enough to remember Bubba Clinton doing that in '93.
Posted by: ShainS -- Musk May be The X-Factor in Overcoming Fraud at October 21, 2024 01:54 PM (HZpjo)

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It's standard practice.

It was only controversial when W did it because W did it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 21, 2024 01:54 PM (GBKbO)

82
That's Kamala's favorite Dipping Sauce for her McNuggets.
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2024 01:47 PM (K5Wdc)

She can't even get that right. McD's doesn't spend all of their ad money trying to bring in the brothas and sistas. Unlike Burger King, which spends every advertising penny marketing to black folks.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2024 01:54 PM (y9nCu)

83 You know who else gets really tired of Dick jokes?

Us, that's who.

Posted by: Every swinging Richard at October 21, 2024 01:54 PM (a3Q+t)

84 I'm pretty sure I could remember the names of the people in the federal government I was plotting with to take down the former and likely future President of the United States.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2024 01:55 PM (LkLld)

85 I went to grade school with Mike Hunt. And I know a guy, last name leak. And you will not believe his first and middle name.

Posted by: What's in a name. at October 21, 2024 01:55 PM (h1PXw)

86 You know who else gets really tired of Dick jokes?

Us, that's who.
Posted by: Every swinging Richard at October 21, 2024 01:54 PM (a3Q+t)

Don't think you're the only ones with problems.

Posted by: Peter Wacker- Yes that was really his name at October 21, 2024 01:56 PM (N1DT3)

87 Yea, so whenever anyone is preparing for mediation/arbitration, the first thing they do is turn off their cell phone so no clients or colleagues can bother them. If anyone gets an "injury" the first thing they do is turn off their cell phone. It is the only logical thing to do.

Jesus, I've heard 5 year olds lie better than this.

Posted by: Cheri at October 21, 2024 01:56 PM (oiNtH)

88 Anybody ever know an I. P. Freely?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2024 01:56 PM (v6JzV)

89 They do gift cards now. My priest once mentioned that he hands them out to panhandlers instead of money.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 21, 2024 01:52 PM (LxER7)

I do that. I shouldn't probably even do that but I get soft hearted.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 21, 2024 01:57 PM (xcxpd)

90
I could use him in my cabinet. His outreach would be great.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 21, 2024 01:57 PM (+oR7L)

91 There is no evidence that Walz is gay"
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There was no evidence that Liberace was either. And yet...

Posted by: Non denial at October 21, 2024 01:57 PM (h1PXw)

92 Yes the gift certificates were real, you bought them at ~ 35% discount off of the normal food cost.

That was a much better nation.
Posted by: sven

That money probably went into a special interest bearing account because they knew there would be time between bought and used that yhey could make enough interest on them that they wouldn't lose any money over retail.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 21, 2024 01:57 PM (3FQ2L)

93 How to safely take viagra?
Posted by: ShainS -- Musk May be The X-Factor in Overcoming Fraud at October 21, 2024 01:52 PM

It's the four hours that'll kill you.

Posted by: M'bogo M'bogo, W.D. at October 21, 2024 01:57 PM (a3Q+t)

94 How to blow up a dead horse.

https://is.gd/iSJTUy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 21, 2024 01:57 PM (L/fGl)

95 Greg Price @greg_price11

Michigan Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson:

- Refuses to remove 1.2M ineligible voters from the rolls.
- Won’t finish counting less than 8M ballots on Election Day
- Denied RFK’s request to take him off the ballot but sued to keep Cornel West off.
- Says she will “come for you” if you question if Michigan’s election was fair.

https://bit.ly/40afya3

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 21, 2024 01:57 PM (P5BPp)

96 Anybody ever know an I. P. Freely?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2024 01:56 PM (v6JzV)

No, but Dick Trickle used to race in NASCAR.

Posted by: spindrift at October 21, 2024 01:57 PM (OguvZ)

97 Mitch McConnell Backs Jack 'ass' Smith, Says Trump Must ‘Pay a Price.’

Posted by: SMOD at October 21, 2024 01:58 PM (RHGPo)

98 72 Assuming that enough American citizens vote to elect him, the first thing Trump should do after taking the oath of office and disinfecting the Oval Office is to request the resignation of every US Attorney and then dismiss them with a catapult.
Posted by: mrp

Fixed it.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 21, 2024 01:58 PM (sAmhv)

99 There was a man from my hometown named "Harold Butts" and, yes, he went by "Harry."

But none will ever beat my poor college friend named "Peter Wacker". Some parents are just clueless. (He changed his name after college.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 21, 2024 01:58 PM (N1DT3)

100 There was a guy a while back who got a lot of money by billing Facebook and Google for services. He forged a bunch of contracts and invoices and he got away with north of $100 million before he got caught.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 21, 2024 01:42 PM (Odg76)

Plenty of small business bookkeepers do this daily. They set up a dummy corporation, create an invoice, get the boss to approve it, and then send in a payment to them. The trick is to make it small enough that no one raises questions about it.

Happens all the time in commercial real estate brokerages.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at October 21, 2024 01:58 PM (k1E2D)

101 80 Gay news outlet fact-checks Tucker: "There is no evidence that Walz is gay"

-
Apparently they've never seen a video of him sashaying.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 21, 2024 01:54 PM (L/fGl)

Walz gives me check his crawlspace for little boys vibes.

Posted by: Dude is way creepy at October 21, 2024 01:59 PM (wha8B)

102 We used to have a local optician named Dr. Dong. My hubs would always joke about the disheveled women leaving the office.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz

After looking thru Dr. Dong's equipment?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 21, 2024 01:59 PM (3FQ2L)

103
Gay news outlet fact-checks Tucker: "There is no evidence that Walz is gay"

-
Apparently they've never seen a video of him sashaying.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 21, 2024 01:54 PM (L/fGl)

So teh gheys are saying that it's a bad thing to be known as openly ghey?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2024 01:59 PM (y9nCu)

104 97 Mitch McConnell Backs Jack 'ass' Smith, Says Trump Must ‘Pay a Price.’
Posted by: SMOD at October 21, 2024 01:58 PM (RHGPo)

Hey Mitch.. When Trump wins I think you will be paying a price...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2024 01:59 PM (IyPmt)

105 >>How to blow up a dead horse.

You have to carry dynamite with you into the backcountry in the event you lose a horse and need to clear the trail.

I have only seen it happen once, and it makes a helluva mess.
But, the Birds and Coyotes clean it all up in a day or less.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2024 01:59 PM (K5Wdc)

106 Abe Lincoln: [cross-examining Cass] J. Palmer Cass.
John Palmer Cass: Yes, sir.
Abe Lincoln: What's the "J" stand for?
John Palmer Cass: John.
Abe Lincoln: Anyone ever call you Jack?
John Palmer Cass: Yeah, but...
Abe Lincoln: Why "J. Palmer Cass?" Why not "John P. Cass?"
John Palmer Cass: Well, I...
Abe Lincoln: Does "J. Palmer Cass" have something to hide?
John Palmer Cass: No.
Abe Lincoln: Then what do you part your name in the middle for?
John Palmer Cass: I got a right to call myself anything I want as long as it's my own name!
Abe Lincoln: Well then if it's all the same to you, I'll call you Jack-cass.
[Roar of laughter from spectators]

Posted by: SMOD at October 21, 2024 01:59 PM (RHGPo)

107 If the committee was serious about getting the information... I know, stop laughing... they'd put Sweetdick in the Capitol jail until he remembered.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 21, 2024 01:59 PM (a4uef)

108 77 36 When people offer multiple reasons for why they did something, they're usually lying
---
"That's the ticket!" is also a good tell.
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2024 01:41 PM (krQz2)

"That's no lie, Jack", "I'm not lyin'" or "No lie" is ironclad truth.
Posted by: haffhowershower

I know a commie at work who is proud to say he never tells a lie.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 21, 2024 02:00 PM (sAmhv)

109 When people offer multiple reasons for why they did something, they're usually lying
---
"That's the ticket!" is also a good tell.
Posted by: Axeman at Octo
****
This is about me, isn't it.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at October 21, 2024 02:00 PM (f3C/k)

110 Interest Payments Top Defense Spending For First Time In History - Thank You Kamala

Posted by: SMOD at October 21, 2024 02:00 PM (RHGPo)

111 HUGE line to vote in TX. (Suburb north of Dallas.)
Re McDonalds, I think a drive-thru glory hole would be more Kumswalla's milieu.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 21, 2024 02:00 PM (ZBM1k)

112 Sweetdick is unsavory.

Posted by: Sifty at October 21, 2024 02:00 PM (bJH4k)

113 77 36 When people offer multiple reasons for why they did something, they're usually lying

"That's the ticket!" is also a good tell.
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2024 01:41 PM

"That's no lie, Jack", "I'm not lyin'" or "No lie" is ironclad truth.
Posted by: haffhowershower at October 21, 2024

I swear to God is a good indicator too. Also, I swear on my kids lives.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2024 02:01 PM (6gSPY)

114
Abe Froman. The Sausage King of Chicago

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 21, 2024 02:01 PM (+oR7L)

115 You have to carry dynamite with you into the backcountry
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2024 01:59 PM

Doesn't everyone?

Posted by: Clay Moore at October 21, 2024 02:02 PM (a3Q+t)

116 Hey, I just figured this out!

"Sweetdick Honeycum" is my pronoun!

Finally, all this stupid shit pays off.

Posted by: Stateless at October 21, 2024 02:02 PM (jvJvP)

117 Gift certificates were smart, free food (value 99 cents) is smarter.

People will wait in long lines for the free item then, need more and drinks at regular cost. It's beautiful really.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at October 21, 2024 02:02 PM (Z8Yh2)

118 On my mother's eyes!

Posted by: But what if you hate her and want her to be blinded? at October 21, 2024 02:02 PM (wha8B)

119 Plenty of small business bookkeepers do this daily. They set up a dummy corporation, create an invoice, get the boss to approve it, and then send in a payment to them. The trick is to make it small enough that no one raises questions about it.

Happens all the time in commercial real estate brokerages.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper

Didn't Richard Pryor do that in Superman III?
Had all the invoices with extra cents on them deposited to an account he set up?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 21, 2024 02:02 PM (3FQ2L)

120 HUGE line to vote in TX. (Suburb north of Dallas.)

It took me half an hour to get into the voting place here in indigo NoVa just now. The parking lot was completely filled and spilling out into the streets nearby. It's NoVa, so probably more Dems than GOP, but who knows.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 21, 2024 02:02 PM (xCA6C)

121 Falsebook is now censoring the fact that @VP Harris has failed to connect even one person to the Internet despite leading the Administration’s $42 billion infrastructure plan for 1,000+ days.

Posted by: SMOD at October 21, 2024 02:02 PM (RHGPo)

122 I swear to God is a good indicator too. Also, I swear on my kids lives.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2024 02:01 PM (6gSPY)

"I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya..."

Never trust a Spaniard with lines like that.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 21, 2024 02:02 PM (N1DT3)

123 It's standard practice.

It was only controversial when W did it because W did it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 21, 2024 01:54 PM (GBKbO)

Then Obama did it and it was fine again.

But, it was "unprecedented" in 2016 when Trump did it.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at October 21, 2024 02:03 PM (k1E2D)

124 I know a guy named Rock Long. I'm not joking
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 21, 2024 01:48 PM (NtVYv)

Buddy of mine had a patient named Richard Harden.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 21, 2024 01:50 PM

We have a lawyer up here named Dick Johnson. Let the lawyer jokes begin...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2024 02:03 PM (sO+O2)

125 Mitch McConnell Backs Jack 'ass' Smith, Says Trump Must ‘Pay a Price.’
Posted by: SMOD at October 21, 2024 01:58 PM (RHGPo)

Hey Mitch.. When Trump wins I think you will be paying a price...

Anyone who hopes to have a future in the new GOP better distance themselves from him tout de suite.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 21, 2024 02:03 PM (xCA6C)

126 I swear to God is a good indicator too. Also, I swear on my kids lives.

What was Obama's tell? Ah, I remember. "Let me be clear."

Posted by: Oddbob at October 21, 2024 02:03 PM (/y8xj)

127 Any memes yet of Kamala working at Wienerschnitzel or any mention in the previous thread?

Posted by: JROD at October 21, 2024 02:04 PM (IlL6s)

128 re 106: i remember that movie

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 21, 2024 02:04 PM (CWTWj)

129

The members of the so-called Central Park Five filed a lawsuit against former President Donald Trump on Monday, alleging he made defamatory statements about them during the presidential debate with Vice President Kamala Harris.

Filed in federal district court in Pennsylvania, the suit claims that Trump falsely said during the debate last month that the five Black and Latino men who wrongly convicted for the rape of a White female jogger when they were teens in 1989 pleaded guilty to the crime and killed a person during a series of assaults that occurred in Central Park.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2024 02:04 PM (63Dwl)

130 123 Then Obama did it and it was fine again.

But, it was "unprecedented" in 2016 when Trump did it.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at October 21, 2024 02:03 PM (k1E2D)

========

Why couldn't Trump have been like elder statesman W when he was president?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 21, 2024 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

131 Didn't Richard Pryor do that in Superman III?
Had all the invoices with extra cents on them deposited to an account he set up?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 21, 2024 02:02 PM (3FQ2L)
----
Just make sure you put the decimal point in the right place!

Posted by: Michael Bolton from Office Space at October 21, 2024 02:04 PM (7fElN)

132 How to blow up a dead horse.

*The State of Oregon has entered the chat.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 21, 2024 02:04 PM (3FQ2L)

133 We have a lawyer up here named Dick Johnson. Let the lawyer jokes begin...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2024 02:03 PM (sO+O2)

Dick Johnson, I get the job DONE!

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 21, 2024 02:04 PM (CIS44)

134 Didn't Richard Pryor do that in Superman III?
Had all the invoices with extra cents on them deposited to an account he set up?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 21, 2024 02:02 PM (3FQ2L)

Not exactly the same, he just had all the extra fractions of cents get paid to him rather than rounded.

They actually cut him a check.

(Yes, I remember the premise of movies I haven't seen in 30 years.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 21, 2024 02:04 PM (N1DT3)

135 "I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya..."
Never trust a Spaniard with lines like that.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 21, 2024 02:02 PM

Getting involved in land wars in Asia isn't a good idea, either.

Posted by: Vizzini at October 21, 2024 02:06 PM (a3Q+t)

136 Falsebook is now censoring the fact that @VP Harris has failed to connect even one person to the Internet despite leading the Administration’s $42 billion infrastructure plan for 1,000+ days.
Posted by: SMOD
......

For $42 billion I will personally connect 100 people to the internet AND pay their provider bills for five years.

Posted by: wth at October 21, 2024 02:06 PM (v0R5T)

137 Yes, I remember the premise of movies I haven't seen in 30 years.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 21, 2024 02:04 PM (N1DT3)

Tell us you're on the spectrum without telling us you're on the spectrum.

Posted by: Ain't judging - I'm probably there too at October 21, 2024 02:07 PM (wha8B)

138 I'm not saying Tampon Tim is gay, but nobody has seen Lemmiwinks since Tim announced he was running for VP.

Posted by: Sifty at October 21, 2024 02:07 PM (bJH4k)

139 QUICK REFERENCE GUIDE TO SPACE ACTIVITY FOR OCTOBER 21st

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 6-61 - SLC-40 -
Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: October 21, 2024 (EDT)
Launch Time: 7:38 p.m. EDT, 2338 UTC - October 22, 01:38 CEST

https://www.youtube.com/live/YAjeY2iJpaY

Posted by: Ciampino - Out of this world we wish to go at October 21, 2024 02:07 PM (qfLjt)

140 Mrs. R and Eldest Kid just voted. Said the place was pretty crowded.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 21, 2024 02:07 PM (LxER7)

141 Love you, Ace, but you're an amateur. Prosecute for fraudulent billing. He has to prove with whom and how he conferenced to avoid the fraud rap. THEN, you go for perjury because if he can prove it, he lied about it.

Posted by: SouthCentralPA at October 21, 2024 02:07 PM (muRIc)

142 No, but Dick Trickle used to race in NASCAR.

A coworker in Austin had his vasectomy done by urologist Dr. Dick Chop.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 21, 2024 02:07 PM (/y8xj)

143 (Yes, I remember the premise of movies I haven't seen in 30 years.)

Office Space enters the chat.

Posted by: Sifty at October 21, 2024 02:08 PM (bJH4k)

144 126 I swear to God is a good indicator too. Also, I swear on my kids lives.

What was Obama's tell? Ah, I remember. "Let me be clear."
Posted by: Oddbob at October 21, 2024 02:03 PM (/y8x

Ah still have mah Hooters uniform from back Inna day! Put mahself through law school!

Posted by: Kamalawannadingdong at October 21, 2024 02:08 PM (uBBbP)

145 Why we can't have a border wall.

Lol: Democrats Worried Canada Immigration Controls Might Keep Them Trapped in Trump's America

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 21, 2024 02:08 PM (L/fGl)

146 Former Rep. Liz Cheney is facing renewed backlash after a handwriting expert’s analysis suggested potential misconduct during the January 6 Committee investigation. The scandal centers around Cassidy Hutchinson, a former White House aide who testified that she wrote a key note on January 6, 2021—evidence that Cheney prominently showcased during the committee’s hearings.

.. Liz is campaigning with Kamala in Pennsylvania today

Posted by: SMOD at October 21, 2024 02:08 PM (RHGPo)

147 I keep having to tell my wife I will vote election day. As was originally intended.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 21, 2024 02:08 PM (tT6L1)

148 We used to have a local optician named Dr. Dong. My hubs would always joke about the disheveled women leaving the office.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at October 21, 2024 01:54 PM

That my uncle!

Posted by: Long Duc Dong at October 21, 2024 02:08 PM (sO+O2)

149 A coworker in Austin had his vasectomy done by urologist Dr. Dick Chop.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 21, 2024 02:07 PM (/y8xj)

--

It's Samurai Urologist!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 21, 2024 02:09 PM (LxER7)

150 My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2024 02:09 PM (v6JzV)

151 "I hurt my ankle playing basketball" has got to be playing to every stereotype there is about black men. Way to go Sweetdick

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 21, 2024 02:09 PM (a7PbZ)

152 A coworker in Austin had his vasectomy done by urologist Dr. Dick Chop.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 21, 2024 02:07 PM (/y8xj)

That's who did mine.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 21, 2024 02:09 PM (ExV1e)

153 When I got in a car wreck and lost some teeth, the hospital brought in a dentist named Dr. Slaughter.

Posted by: wth at October 21, 2024 02:09 PM (v0R5T)

154 Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum

That monicker cracks me up every time Ace uses it and darn it if I can't ever remember it.

Posted by: Ciampino - Darrius is a jizz-slimy individual at October 21, 2024 02:10 PM (qfLjt)

155 What was Obama's tell? Ah, I remember. "Let me be clear."
Posted by: Oddbob at October 21, 2024 02:03 PM

No joke!

My word as a Biden!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 21, 2024 02:10 PM (sO+O2)

156 This just in: The head of the Fox News Decision Desk foresees a delay of 4 Days for Presidential Election results.

(Presumably, this doesn't include Arizona.)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2024 02:11 PM (a3Q+t)

157 147 I keep having to tell my wife I will vote election day. As was originally intended.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 21, 2024 02:08 PM (tT6L1)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 21, 2024 02:11 PM (LxER7)

158 Former Rep. Liz Cheney is facing renewed backlash after a handwriting expert’s analysis suggested potential misconduct during the January 6 Committee investigation. The scandal centers around Cassidy Hutchinson, a former White House aide who testified that she wrote a key note on January 6, 2021—evidence that Cheney prominently showcased during the committee’s hearings.

.. Liz is campaigning with Kamala in Pennsylvania today
Posted by: SMOD at October 21, 2024 02:08 PM (RHGPo)

It's as if they know the law won't ever touch them because "the rule of law" is just an illusion now.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 21, 2024 02:11 PM (N1DT3)

159 Mayhem Auto Brokers. Next door to someone who breeds Rottweilers...

Posted by: SouthCentralPA at October 21, 2024 02:11 PM (muRIc)

160 Nobody goes there any more. It's too crowded.

Trump Madison Square Garden Rally Sold Out In Under 3 Hours

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 21, 2024 02:11 PM (L/fGl)

161 Liz Cheney is the Anne Ramsey of Carol Burnetts.

She couldn't turn voters out of a burning car.

Posted by: Sifty at October 21, 2024 02:11 PM (nF1Yc)

162 There was an ER doc here named Dr. Slaughter. And a pediatrician named Dr. Doctor.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at October 21, 2024 02:11 PM (4XwPj)

163 Liz is campaigning with Kamala in Pennsylvania today
Posted by: SMOD at October 21, 2024 02:08 PM (RHGPo)

Voting with her dried-up, shriveled, barren lady parts, as all strong independent women do.

Posted by: I'm more than my vagina! My vagina defines me! at October 21, 2024 02:11 PM (wha8B)

164 162 There was an ER doc here named Dr. Slaughter. And a pediatrician named Dr. Doctor.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at October 21, 2024 02:11 PM (4XwPj)

I know a Dr Slaughter too! What a funny name for a surgeon.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2024 02:12 PM (LJ9Iy)

165 I know a Dr. Acula.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 21, 2024 02:13 PM (GBKbO)

166 162 There was an ER doc here named Dr. Slaughter. And a pediatrician named Dr. Doctor.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at October 21, 2024 02:11 PM (4XwPj)

And now I have the Thompson Twins earworm.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2024 02:13 PM (LJ9Iy)

167 There was an ER doc here named Dr. Slaughter. And a pediatrician named Dr. Doctor.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem
.......

gimme the news
i got a bad case of lovin' you

Posted by: wth at October 21, 2024 02:13 PM (v0R5T)

168 Liz Cheney is the Anne Ramsey of Carol Burnetts.
Posted by: Sifty

Don't know who Anne Ramsey is, but why drag Carol into this?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2024 02:13 PM (v6JzV)

169 I know a Dr. Acula.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 21, 2024 02:13 PM (GBKbO)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=matYJujv3bM

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 21, 2024 02:13 PM (CIS44)

170 A coworker in Austin had his vasectomy done by urologist Dr. Dick Chop.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 21, 2024 02:07 PM

The Horde's very own Dr. Ben Had performs a bilateral orchiectomy very quickly and efficiently.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2024 02:14 PM (a3Q+t)

171 One of the Vietnamese counterparts hanging out at our Intel shop was a guy named Dung. Yeah, knew what it meant. Guy spoke very good English and had a good sense of humor. Democrats probably got him killed.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 21, 2024 02:14 PM (gm9Sb)

172 153 When I got in a car wreck and lost some teeth, the hospital brought in a dentist named Dr. Slaughter.

Posted by: wth at October 21, 2024 02:09 PM (v0R5T)
----
I recall a surgeon Dr Butcher. The surgeon that took out my late Wife's appendix was a very good looking man Dr Sexe (it was officially pronounced SIX but ....). I bet he had all the hot nursing students after him at Med School.

Posted by: Ciampino - Names that fit the Trade at October 21, 2024 02:14 PM (qfLjt)

173 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok

The DoD under Kamala Harris just passed Directive 5240.01 which authorizes the government to use lethal force against civilians.

In her interview with Bret Baier, Kamala claimed that Trump would use the military to target the American people.

They always accuse others of what they themselves are doing.

https://bit.ly/4eT5Ddw

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 21, 2024 02:15 PM (P5BPp)

174 166 162 There was an ER doc here named Dr. Slaughter. And a pediatrician named Dr. Doctor.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at October 21, 2024 02:11 PM (4XwPj)

And now I have the Thompson Twins earworm.
Posted by: CaliGirl

I was humming a Robert Palmer tune.

https://youtu.be/DlPHmYtqSdA?si=5DXFpAYDnkK9BZnb

Seems to be video of various Palmer music videos.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 21, 2024 02:15 PM (sAmhv)

175 Wadesfull comment on the subpoena:

"Honest! I had my phone turned off! I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts! It wasn't my fault! I swear to God!"

Posted by: 29Victor at October 21, 2024 02:15 PM (TL7UX)

176 Back in the seventies there was a Dr. Mount, A Dr. Manifold and my pediatrician, Dr. Ruff.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at October 21, 2024 02:15 PM (4XwPj)

177 I know a Dr Slaughter too! What a funny name for a surgeon.
Posted by: CaliGirl
......

probably not very funny when you're going under anesthesia

Posted by: wth at October 21, 2024 02:15 PM (v0R5T)

178 Don't know who Anne Ramsey is, but why drag Carol into this?

- Anne Ramsey for the looks, GRHS - Throw Momma from the Train

- Carol Burnett for the polyester wardrobe, GRHS

Posted by: Sifty at October 21, 2024 02:15 PM (b+a4O)

179 Back in the seventies there was a Dr. Mount, A Dr. Manifold and my pediatrician, Dr. Ruff.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at October 21, 2024 02:15 PM (4XwPj)

At least Dr Ruff wasn't your OB.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 21, 2024 02:16 PM (CIS44)

180 Ve half vays to makink you shut up.

Seinfeld Shamed Into Retracting His Assertion That “Wokeness” Damaged Comedy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 21, 2024 02:17 PM (L/fGl)

181 saying he had turned his phone off to prepare for an upcoming mediation and arbitration.

Lawyers in preparation for litigation or mediation commonly turn off their telephones, because they don't want to be in touch with any future developments.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2024 02:17 PM (pWgGF)

182 The Horde's very own Dr. Ben Had performs a bilateral orchiectomy very quickly and efficiently.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2024 02:14 PM (a3Q+t)

And on the kitchen table, no less!

Posted by: RI Red at October 21, 2024 02:17 PM (OKniM)

183 >>The DoD under Kamala Harris just passed Directive 5240.01 which authorizes the government to use lethal force against civilians.

Read the Directive. It was already in place and not altered as much as clarified.
It's a nothing burger as the kids say.
Also.
Directives are not Laws.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2024 02:18 PM (K5Wdc)

184 Harris campaign aide seems to be walking back her support for fracking on campaign trail - a top climate campaign staffer told PoliticoPro notes she's not promoting expanding it and said she didn't promote increased leases for fracking in the Inflation Reduction Act (IRA).

But Harris has repeatedly cited the IRA leases in campaign events to shore up her bonafides on fracking.

Posted by: SMOD at October 21, 2024 02:18 PM (RHGPo)

185 The scandal centers around Cassidy Hutchinson, a former White House aide who testified that she wrote a key note on January 6, 2021—evidence that Cheney prominently showcased during the committee’s hearings.

So what's the punchline? Did Ms. Cornbread not write it at all or not write it on 01/06/2021?

Posted by: Oddbob at October 21, 2024 02:19 PM (/y8xj)

186
But Harris has repeatedly cited the IRA leases in campaign events to shore up her bonafides on fracking.
Posted by: SMOD at October 21, 2024 02:18 PM (RHGPo)

Trump does fries.. Kamala lies

Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2024 02:19 PM (IyPmt)

187 See? I told you.

https://tinyurl.com/3tkepszw

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2024 02:19 PM (LkLld)

188
I was humming a Robert Palmer tune.

https://youtu.be/DlPHmYtqSdA?si=5DXFpAYDnkK9BZnb

Seems to be video of various Palmer music videos.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 21, 2024 02:15 PM

If you're going to have an earworm I'd prefer Robert Palmer.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2024 02:19 PM (LJ9Iy)

189 If you're going to have an earworm I'd prefer Robert Palmer.
Posted by: CaliGirl

My wife thinks Robert Palmer was hot.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2024 02:20 PM (v6JzV)

190 Ve half vays to makink you shut up.

Seinfeld Shamed Into Retracting His Assertion That “Wokeness” Damaged Comedy
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

He really is a putz. He has enough fuck you money he could disappear tomorrow and not hurt for a dime.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 21, 2024 02:20 PM (3FQ2L)

191 >>If you're going to have an earworm I'd prefer Robert Palmer.

They're simply irresistible.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2024 02:21 PM (K5Wdc)

192 She's so fine
There's no telling where the money went

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2024 02:21 PM (LkLld)

193 Seinfeld Shamed Into Retracting His Assertion That “Wokeness” Damaged Comedy
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Guess he stopped getting those cocktail party invitations...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2024 02:21 PM (IyPmt)

194 189 If you're going to have an earworm I'd prefer Robert Palmer.
Posted by: CaliGirl

My wife thinks Robert Palmer was hot.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2024 02:20 PM (v6JzV)

He was, especially in the suit.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2024 02:22 PM (LJ9Iy)

195
Posted by: CaliGirl

My wife thinks Robert Palmer was hot.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2024 02:20 PM (v6JzV)

He was, especially in the suit.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Gotta go with yes on this. Incandescent.

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at October 21, 2024 02:23 PM (4XwPj)

196 He really is a putz. He has enough fuck you money he could disappear tomorrow and not hurt for a dime.

he has a young wife

she wants to go to parties

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 21, 2024 02:23 PM (s3qiR)

197 179
At least Dr Ruff wasn't your OB.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 21, 2024 02:16 PM (CIS44)
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Though good name for a vet.

Posted by: Ciampino - Names that fit the Trade 2 at October 21, 2024 02:23 PM (qfLjt)

198 Brilliant!

Girl Scouts May Raise Yearly Dues by 240% Due to Declining Membership

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Also, Girl Scout Cookies will now be $99.99 a box.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 21, 2024 02:24 PM (L/fGl)

199 Didn't a couple of people go to jail for refusing a congressional subpoena?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2024 02:24 PM (oZhjI)

200 Dr. Doogie Bowser - Vet

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 21, 2024 02:25 PM (/6GbT)

201 OT
my grocer is offering pork shoulder roast, buy one get one free

I got my new slow cooker just this morning
what's my play here

Posted by: Don Black, bringing the funk at October 21, 2024 02:25 PM (/7KEl)

202 Sorry, girl scout cookies aren't that good - comparable to all the other crap cookies in the grocery store.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2024 02:25 PM (oZhjI)

203 199 Didn't a couple of people go to jail for refusing a congressional subpoena?

Yes.. Bannon still in jail I believe...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2024 02:25 PM (IyPmt)

204 I'm not sure whether in post above it's Liz Cheney or Kamala who is meant by having dried up, barren shriveled up lady parts, but Liz Cheney has several of her own children.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2024 02:25 PM (FLZGU)

205 Who was I speaking with yesterday about Act Blue?

>@KenPaxtonTX
BREAKING: Our investigation into ActBlue has uncovered facts indicating that bad actors can illegally interfere in American elections by disguising political donations.

>It is imperative that the FEC close off the avenues we have identified by which foreign contributions or contributions in excess of legal limits could be unlawfully funneled to political campaigns, bypassing campaign finance regulations and compromising our electoral system.

>I am calling on the FEC to immediately begin rulemaking to secure our elections from any criminal actors exploiting these vulnerabilities.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2024 02:25 PM (LkLld)

206 Didn't a couple of people go to jail for refusing a congressional subpoena?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2024 02:24 PM (oZhjI)

But this time is (D)ifferent.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 21, 2024 02:25 PM (CIS44)

207 NC Early Voting News -

In the first FOUR DAYS of Early Voting in NC, 1,008,123 votes have been cast. That's 13% of nearly 7.8 million voters. That's a 2.4% increase over 2020.

Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2024 02:26 PM (rj6Yv)

208 I got my new slow cooker just this morning
what's my play here
Posted by: Don Black, bringing the funk at October 21, 2024 02:25 PM (/7KEl)

Chile Verde

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 21, 2024 02:26 PM (NtVYv)

209 Also, Girl Scout Cookies will now be $99.99 a box.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I don't buy them now. Too expensive and can get cheap knock off versions almost anywhere. And they are NOT made with real girl scouts. Whatta gyp!

Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at October 21, 2024 02:26 PM (4XwPj)

210 I hurt my ankle playing basketball" has got to be playing to every stereotype there is about black men. Way to go Sweetdick
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 21, 2024 02:09 PM (a7PbZ)

I had to see my parole officer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2024 02:26 PM (pWgGF)

211 180 Ve half vays to makink you shut up.

Seinfeld Shamed Into Retracting His Assertion That “Wokeness” Damaged Comedy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 21, 2024 02:17 PM (L/fGl)
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Not shamed, I think he was threatened. Also maybe Lolita Island/Epstein Diary and/or P.Diddy?

Posted by: Ciampino - Names in lists at October 21, 2024 02:26 PM (qfLjt)

212 206 Didn't a couple of people go to jail for refusing a congressional subpoena?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2024 02:24 PM (oZhjI)

Biden's Gestapo AKA DOJ prosecuted them...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2024 02:26 PM (IyPmt)

213 Also, Girl Scout Cookies will now be $99.99 a box.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

The margin on each box will cover 1/2 the cost of an abortion.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 21, 2024 02:27 PM (lTGtQ)

214 198 Brilliant!

Girl Scouts May Raise Yearly Dues by 240% Due to Declining Membership

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Also, Girl Scout Cookies will now be $99.99 a box.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 21, 2024 02:24 PM (L/fGl)

Girl scouts is dominated by politically active lefties. Would not be surprised if they had and abortion merit badge by now.

Posted by: Kamalawannadingdong at October 21, 2024 02:28 PM (uBBbP)

215 Sock off

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 21, 2024 02:28 PM (uBBbP)

216 I got an Epidural Steroid Injection in my neck by a Dr. Spear. Needle looked a foot long.

Posted by: Perforated Pat at October 21, 2024 02:28 PM (nS6qG)

217 Check this shit out. This dude is fucking incredible:

A-Ha - Take On Me Drum Cover

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=ydGiggLWFLQ

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2024 02:28 PM (K5Wdc)

218 When I was in law school there was a dentist down the by the name of Dr. Lipnick.
Kind of admitting to malpractice

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 21, 2024 02:29 PM (a7PbZ)

219 Not today, Satan!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2024 02:30 PM (aPY1X)

220 199 Didn't a couple of people go to jail for refusing a congressional subpoena?

Yes.. Bannon still in jail I believe...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 21, 2024 02:25 PM (IyPmt)

Eric "The Chin less Wonder" is confused.

"You mean you can' t fart them with impunity?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2024 02:30 PM (pWgGF)

221 >>More polling from the Keystone State suggests Donald Trump may avenge his bitter loss there four years ago.

>>And the “Trump strength” is even greater than what his numbers show, Trafalgar Group pollster Robert Cahaly tells The Post — possibly enough to flip a Democratic Senate seat.

https://tinyurl.com/433xdfpd

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2024 02:30 PM (LkLld)

222 Off

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2024 02:30 PM (pWgGF)

223 From the McD's thread- when I break down and go to Mickey's I get the big mac and throw the midle bread away. Sometimes I get rid of the top bun too. They give you lots if napkins.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at October 21, 2024 02:30 PM (iNp3L)

224 It details, for example, Sweetdick's admission that Fani Willis plotted to prosecute Trump from before she even took office, and Sweetdick's complete lack of qualifications to prosecute any crime, especially a complicated fake RICO prosecution. He had to have special mandatory training to even claim he was "qualified" for the job.

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There it is in a nutshell, corruption of the most basic order. No wonder that whole state is going to pot. That it has a Republican governor and Secretary of State who are going after supposedly one of their own is even more proof everyone at a certain level of government being corrupt. Who need two parties and oppositions when they all think alike and behave equally badly.

Posted by: Decaf at October 21, 2024 02:31 PM (unUNN)

225 Not one more lecture about “Our precious democracy “ from these commie criminals!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 21, 2024 02:31 PM (Hkcdp)

226 208 I got my new slow cooker just this morning
what's my play here
Posted by: Don Black, bringing the funk at October 21, 2024 02:25 PM (/7KEl)

Chile Verde
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 21, 2024 02:26 PM (NtVYv)

Seconded.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 21, 2024 02:32 PM (LJ9Iy)

227 208 I got my new slow cooker just this morning
what's my play here
Posted by: Don Black, bringing the funk at October 21, 2024 02:25 PM (/7KEl)

Chile Verde
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Beef Stew or Chili with Carrots.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 21, 2024 02:32 PM (AdHga)

228 A Big Mac with 2 extra patties (yes, you can do that) is one of the best burgers I've ever had.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at October 21, 2024 02:33 PM (ZBM1k)

229 From the McD's thread- when I break down and go to Mickey's I get the big mac and throw the midle bread away. Sometimes I get rid of the top bun too. They give you lots if napkins.

Posted by: free tibet

You can just order it without the middle bun. Not uncommon.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 21, 2024 02:33 PM (hCzfy)

230 And the “Trump strength” is even greater than what his numbers show, Trafalgar Group pollster Robert Cahaly tells The Post — possibly enough to flip a Democratic Senate seat.

https://tinyurl.com/433xdfpd
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2024 02:30 PM (LkLld)

——————-

Bob Casey isn’t touting his agreement with Trump because he thinks she’s going to win.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 21, 2024 02:33 PM (u73oe)

231 223 From the McD's thread- when I break down and go to Mickey's I get the big mac and throw the midle bread away. Sometimes I get rid of the top bun too. They give you lots if napkins.
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Why not get a couple sliders and coat them with Thousand Island Dressing?

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 21, 2024 02:33 PM (AdHga)

232 Biden is 'deeply concerned' about the leak of Israel plans to attack Iran.

Two questions. Why did Israel give its plans to the idiots in the US?

How big of a lie is the Biden administration telling here?

This is how you straddle the fence with the Muslims and Jews. Sabotaging Israel so they don't attack Iran then acting clueless.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2024 02:33 PM (aPY1X)

233 214 198 Brilliant!

Girl Scouts May Raise Yearly Dues by 240% Due to Declining Membership

-
Also, Girl Scout Cookies will now be $99.99 a box.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 21, 2024 02:24 PM (L/fGl)

Girl scouts is dominated by politically active lefties. Would not be surprised if they had and abortion merit badge by now.
Posted by: Kamalawannadingdong at October 21, 2024 02:28 PM (uBBbP)

The one joy of having food allergies is walking by girl scout booths with zero guilt.

Posted by: Nova Local at October 21, 2024 02:33 PM (exHjb)

234 I got my new slow cooker just this morning
what's my play here
Posted by: Don Black, bringing the funk at October 21, 2024 02:25 PM (/7KEl)

Philipino Pork Adobo.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 21, 2024 02:33 PM (N1DT3)

235 >>Bob Casey isn’t touting his agreement with Trump because he thinks she’s going to win.

Exactly.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2024 02:34 PM (LkLld)

236 Girl Scouts May Raise Yearly Dues by 240% Due to Declining Membership
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That could only have been cooked up by a clueless MBA...

Memberships are declining, so make it more expensive for the remaining members.

I'm guessing the Girl Scouts' website will now be behind a paywall, accessible for just $19.99/month.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 21, 2024 02:35 PM (7fElN)

237 Nood

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 21, 2024 02:35 PM (N1DT3)

238 235 >>Bob Casey isn’t touting his agreement with Trump because he thinks she’s going to win.

Exactly.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2024 02:34 PM (LkLld)

Still...I think it will backfire and he will lose bigger than Kamala (b/c he's convinced the lefty fraud loons to now only fill in the top line of fake votes, and not spend time on him)...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 21, 2024 02:35 PM (exHjb)

239 Dr. Lipnick

You can't handle the truth!

https://is.gd/Z66QLY

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 21, 2024 02:35 PM (L/fGl)

240

Can Wade read?

Is he illiterate? Im starting to think that these inner city lawyers are not very qualified even to work at McDs.

Posted by: E Buzz at October 21, 2024 02:36 PM (et1vG)

241 207. I am not loving that, honestly. So many folks from NYC and Boston moved to NC during covid....

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 21, 2024 02:37 PM (mSkAy)

242 'I got my new slow cooker just this morning
what's my play here'

Wait till you can get Boston Butt for .99 per pound, then fire up the smoker.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 21, 2024 02:37 PM (a1415)

243 Picked up our Trump yard signs, and donated $20 for the special ones the county made. Had to put down my name. Wife wanted some more swag, and was going to give them another ten bucks, but then the woman there said she would have to do it in her name, because $20 limit.

I said it was too bad we weren't Democrats, and ignore this paperwork.

Had a good conversation with her. She despises the RINOs, believes the Dems are actually evil.

I recommended the AoSHQ and showed her ace's first post today, and this one.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 21, 2024 02:39 PM (ufFY8)

244 207. I am not loving that, honestly. So many folks from NYC and Boston moved to NC during covid....
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 21, 2024 02:37 PM (mSkAy)

Exactly the type of migration that ruined California.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2024 02:40 PM (pWgGF)

245 During the deposition, Wade said the phrases, "I can't recall," "I don't recall," or "I don't know," nearly 60 times.
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I call it The Hillary Clinton Gambit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2024 01:36 PM (XeU6L)

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I'm surprised he didn't throw out "At this point what difference does it make?" It's like saying since it didn't work there should be no consequences.

It's astounding that people dealing with ethics, laws right and wrong are incapable of recognizing any of them.

Posted by: Decaf at October 21, 2024 02:40 PM (unUNN)

246 >>More polling from the Keystone State suggests Donald Trump may avenge his bitter loss there four years ago.

>>And the “Trump strength” is even greater than what his numbers show, Trafalgar Group pollster Robert Cahaly tells The Post — possibly enough to flip a Democratic Senate seat.
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In addition to the McDonald's appearance, the Musk $1 million a day is really pissing off the left.

Read an article trying to scare the public that it's illegal.
Deliberately failed to
1) present any argument why it was legal
2) whether the recipient can keep the funds.
#1 cites only obvious lefty law professors who "argue" but lie because the law prohibits paying to register, not paying if you've already registered, as Musk is doing.
#2 is to frighten signers off from signing in hopes of winning.

You can't hate the media enough.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 21, 2024 02:40 PM (u2wrQ)

247 Anybody ever know an I. P. Freely?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 21, 2024 01:56 PM (v6JzV)
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Just by his body of work.

The Appearance of Yellow Puddles was one of his best.

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2024 02:47 PM (krQz2)

248 . I am not loving that, honestly. So many folks from NYC and Boston moved to NC during covid....

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 21, 2024 02:37 PM (mSkAy)
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Lockdown for thee, but not for me.

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2024 02:49 PM (krQz2)

249 Can't help but think that, even with the complete cluster-fark in the White House, a Georgia lawyer cannot just walk in unannounced and have day-long meetings with various staff. There was some set up to him being there, and something of an agenda floated - all of which should show up in the cc's of their emails.

Who's going after those?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at October 21, 2024 02:52 PM (bufu1)

250 221 >>More polling from the Keystone State suggests Donald Trump may avenge his bitter loss there four years ago.

>>And the “Trump strength” is even greater than what his numbers show, Trafalgar Group pollster Robert Cahaly tells The Post — possibly enough to flip a Democratic Senate seat.

https://tinyurl.com/433xdfpd
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2024 02:30 PM (LkLld)

Trump was probably ahead by 3% to 5% in PA in 2020, and he can only be more popular there now. People in PA aren't as stupid as the fake polls and manufactured 2020 ballots make them seem. The state would benefit greatly from fracking, which Kamala would work tirelessly to end.

After 2016, everybody should know just how fake every poll out there is. Only the private polls the candidates fund come anywhere close to reality.

Why would any Independent voter possibly vote for Kamala? When did she ever make a single appearance where she said a single thing that would impress ANYBODY?

Posted by: MrExcitement at October 21, 2024 02:54 PM (hOOi9)

251 Early voted today in semi-rural TN. Almost no wait, but steady influx. I am seeing more H-W yard signs than I want, but I expect TN to be solid Trump-Vance. This part of TN may be 75% Trump.

TN changed its voting process a couple of years ago. Now you tap choices on screen, paper ballot prints, and then you feed that into different machine across the voting place. Seems to work well and there is a paper trail.

Posted by: Martin Tell at October 21, 2024 02:57 PM (sFNX2)

252 After 2016, everybody should know just how fake every poll out there is. Only the private polls the candidates fund come anywhere close to reality.

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Particularly those used by Fox. They need them to justify their animosity to not just Trump but all Republicans. This sort of thing didn't happen when Roger Ailes ran things.

Posted by: Decaf at October 21, 2024 03:07 PM (unUNN)

253 How to blow up a dead horse.

*The State of Oregon has entered the chat.

There is even an Exploding Whale Park on the coast in Florence, Oregon.

Posted by: MammaB at October 21, 2024 03:42 PM (0oT/b)

254 The whole thing against Trump is falling apart like a House of Playing Cards

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 21, 2024 04:07 PM (wGqjj)

255 She be just has a lot of joy. Joy kicks in at 0.1 blood alcohol levels.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 22, 2024 02:08 PM (88XpQ)

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