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Kamala Harris's Hot New Plan to Woo Black Men: How's Legal Weed and Free $20,000 "Loans" That Don't Have to be Repaid Sound?

The loans were first announced for blacks only, but after being criticized for this obviously racist promotion, the campaign says that the loans can be applied for by whites, too.

I mean, whites won't get them, but they're free to apply.


Harris proposes 1 million forgivable loans to Black entrepreneurs, as Trump makes inroads


Vice President Kamala Harris unveiled an "Opportunity Agenda" plan for Black men, which includes a proposal of forgivable loans of up to $20,000 to Black entrepreneurs.

She also pledged to support federal marijuana legalization, a big step beyond the Biden administration's current stance.

Harris' crypto plans "will make sure owners of and investors in digital assets benefit from a regulatory framework so that Black men and others who participate in this market are protected," her campaign said.


Vice President Kamala Harris unveiled an "Opportunity Agenda" proposal for Black men Monday, which includes plans to provide 1 million forgivable loans to Black entrepreneurs and new pathways to help Black Americans succeed in the legalized marijuana industry.

"This agenda is a further realization of Vice President Harris' Opportunity Economy," said former Rep. Cedric Richmond, a Harris campaign co-chair, in a statement. "An economy where people don't just get by, but get ahead. Where Black men are equipped with the tools to thrive: to buy a home, provide for our families, start a business and build wealth."

As part of the marijuana industry, huh?



Harris' announcement is aimed at increasing her support among Black male voters, and comes in the final weeks of an extremely close race between the Democratic vice president and Republican former President Donald Trump.

The plan outlined Monday would provide 1 million fully forgivable loans of up to $20,000 to Black entrepreneurs and others to start a business. The loans would be financed through partnerships between "mission-driven lenders," community oriented banks and the Small Business Administration, the campaign said.

A forgiveable loan is just a gift. She's literally buying votes with an unconstitutionally-racist proposal.

The Bee:

weedandfreemoney.jpg

autoloans.jpg

She's as good at subtlety as she is at everything else she does:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:25 PM




Comments

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1 HEY

Posted by: Ciampino - rec.humor was great at October 17, 2024 03:25 PM (qfLjt)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 17, 2024 03:25 PM (Q3Jz2)

3 fRIST, Wait ftirs. Drat it strif.

Posted by: Ciampino - I give up at October 17, 2024 03:26 PM (qfLjt)

4 Desperation moves, along with sending Brits to North Carolina. She only needs NC if PA is already gone.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 17, 2024 03:27 PM (lTGtQ)

5 What's she going to offer next, loose shoes?

Posted by: Eeyore at October 17, 2024 03:27 PM (1bNHn)

6 Marvin Gaye is cool, the people that own the rights to his recordings are complete litigious jerk off deuschenozzles.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 17, 2024 03:28 PM (XV/Pl)

7 Does Kamala actually have any Black people on her campaign staff , because "Free weed for the brothers" doesn't like someone who thinks very highly of the black men she wants to support her campaign.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2024 03:29 PM (MQJVv)

8 I know Trump wants to get elected, but I hope Congress kills all of these crazy tax giveaways. No tax for tips, auto loan deductions, getting rid of SALT limits, no SS taxes, etc.

These are the sorts of gimmicks we would rage at if it came from Democrats. It's buying votes.

Cut income tax rates and cut spending.

Posted by: Lacra at October 17, 2024 03:30 PM (4pwAx)

9 Ace, here’s CNN commenting on yesterdays interview with Baier;

“The tightrope that Harris was walking as she sought to show steel and presidential mettle was evident from critiques of her performance on social media that often played into tropes directed at strong, Black women.”

Got that. It’s not that she’s as dumb as a bag of dirt, unable to answer the most pedestrian question, state a cogent policy, explain her flip flops,or that’s she’s as likeable as a bad rash. You’re a racist.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 17, 2024 03:30 PM (QsgVg)

10 Bread and Circuses.

The Vandals are at our door.

Sounds kind of familiar.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 17, 2024 03:30 PM (3Dgak)

11 Giving the black guys money so they can get their own blowjobs.

See Kamala is smart!

Posted by: Stateless at October 17, 2024 03:30 PM (jvJvP)

12 What is "Madea's Family Reunion"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2024 03:30 PM (MQJVv)

13 A "place where you and your wife could hang out" sounds like a very profitable business. Give him a "forgivable loan" aka grant.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2024 03:30 PM (63Dwl)

14 Sounds racist to me.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2024 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

15 This beyotch has some nerve!

Have blacks finally had enough of this garbage from the Democrats?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2024 03:31 PM (Hkcdp)

16 Unlike Orange-Man, I will pay a brother for his vote!

Pathetic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2024 03:31 PM (guGkK)

17 @12

>>What is "Madea's Family Reunion"?

A series of films written, produced, directed and starred in by Tyler Perry.

The first one was good, the rest are meh.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 17, 2024 03:31 PM (XV/Pl)

18 8 I know Trump wants to get elected, but I hope Congress kills all of these crazy tax giveaways. No tax for tips, auto loan deductions, getting rid of SALT limits, no SS taxes, etc.

These are the sorts of gimmicks we would rage at if it came from Democrats. It's buying votes.

Cut income tax rates and cut spending.
Posted by: Lacra at October 17, 2024 03:30 PM (4pwAx)

=======

I want more tax exemptions, not less. I want so many tax exemptions that anyone can effectively go tax free.

The feds don't operate like taxing matters because it doesn't. The people should stop suffering for the delusion.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 17, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

19 Does Kamala actually have any Black people on her campaign staff , because "Free weed for the brothers" doesn't like someone who thinks very highly of the black men she wants to support her campaign.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2024 03:29 PM (MQJVv)


There have been numerous reports that she indulges in the ganja. Assuming that her staff gets down as well, they probably think it's a great idea.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 17, 2024 03:32 PM (ExV1e)

20 Tax giveaways he/she/it exclaimed.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at October 17, 2024 03:32 PM (Z8Yh2)

21 What a shameless, pandering whore

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at October 17, 2024 03:32 PM (SRRAx)

22 Essentially selling them slavery - do debt and to addiction- in exchange for a vote. And we know that weed will demotivate, make them easier to control.

WOW.


Seriously, WOW.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2024 03:32 PM (Hkcdp)

23 There is nothing racist about a forgivable loan. It's the kind of loan the Bidens get. And they're white, at least if you count Irish as white.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 17, 2024 03:33 PM (1bNHn)

24 And I guess Kamala's handlers must not have thought she did very well on FOX, because she wasn't going to attend the Al Smith dinner, but now she'll be zoomed in, no doubt with laugh lines written for her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2024 03:33 PM (MQJVv)

25 @18

>>The feds don't operate like taxing matters because it doesn't. The people should stop suffering for the delusion.

You actually need to tax, otherwise, money would not be destroyed and "removed" from the system and the spinning plates would crash to the floor.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 17, 2024 03:33 PM (XV/Pl)

26 In other news, Kamala has also promised free Soul Glo hair gel to anyone who votes for her, black or white.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2024 03:34 PM (xCA6C)

27 Didn't she used to prosecute brothas to the fullest extent of the law when she was DA?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at October 17, 2024 03:34 PM (SRRAx)

28 She is so pandering

Has she offered them free fried chicken yet ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 17, 2024 03:34 PM (NtVYv)

29 25 You actually need to tax, otherwise, money would not be destroyed and "removed" from the system and the spinning plates would crash to the floor.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 17, 2024 03:33 PM (XV/Pl)

========

I'm waiting for you to explain the down side.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 17, 2024 03:34 PM (GBKbO)

30 I want to finance the feral government by bake sales.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 17, 2024 03:34 PM (1bNHn)

31 Mrs. Emhoff: Pander

Mr. Emhoff: Pound Her

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 17, 2024 03:34 PM (VGMIM)

32 Weed in particular is offensive given how she went after pot users and dealers while the CA AG.

“Threw you in jail for this, brothers, but saw, man, let me entice you with it now!”

Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2024 03:34 PM (Hkcdp)

33 Affordable guns and hats with big feathers might be a good option too, Kamala.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2024 03:35 PM (guGkK)

34 she sent limeys to nc?

ok that is just weird

as is her SM post about the record shop

who talks like this?!?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 17, 2024 03:35 PM (s3qiR)

35 @KamalaHarris Grateful to Legenderie Records and Coffee House in Erie, PA for saving me some Marvin Gaye.

@TamponTim Walz And I scored some sweet Village People and Liberace LPs! Squeee!!! 🦄 🌞 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 17, 2024 03:35 PM (Wjpln)

36 Affordable guns and hats with big feathers might be a good option too, Kamala.

Stacked heels with little goldfish aquariums in the heels.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2024 03:35 PM (xCA6C)

37 No liquor store loans?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2024 03:35 PM (63Dwl)

38 I want more tax exemptions, not less. I want so many tax exemptions that anyone can effectively go tax free.

The feds don't operate like taxing matters because it doesn't. The people should stop suffering for the delusion.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 17, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)


The fact that something like half the population already don't pay taxes but do get to vote... yeah... find another way to fund the government.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 17, 2024 03:36 PM (ExV1e)

39 Fried chickamin wattymellon and pagan pink wine!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 17, 2024 03:36 PM (gg4h4)

40 Harris' crypto plans "will make sure owners of and investors in digital assets benefit from a regulatory framework so that Black men and others who participate in this market are protected," her campaign said.


Aka, whitey, don't bother.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 17, 2024 03:36 PM (zh58s)

41 @29

>>I'm waiting for you to explain the down side.

Well, implosion of the Global Financial System might not be a calamitous as Global Thermonuclear War, but it's in the same ball park.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 17, 2024 03:36 PM (XV/Pl)

42 in other news for once no TFR at the local airport so I guess Joetato will not be coming home/to the beach this weekend?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 17, 2024 03:36 PM (s3qiR)

43 I feel the need for a collective beat down of David French the Apostate and TheRick.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 17, 2024 03:36 PM (ehaPz)

44 A lot of her latest pandering offends me, anyway.

I'm wondering if it might offend others? An unintended consequence.

I'm old enough to remember 1972 when McGovern proposed a $2000 govt handout to everyone, IIRC.

His idea backfired terribly.

Posted by: mnw at October 17, 2024 03:36 PM (NLIak)

45 because "Free weed for the brothers" doesn't like someone who thinks very highly of the black men she wants to support her campaign.
===
Ding ding ding we have a winner.

Yes, it is yet another insult to black men. I will buy you with a 20K forgivable loan (which is then taxable as income) and make weed legal (federally not states) which just like saying you bunch of stupid lazy stones i will give you NOTHING if you vote for me

Posted by: Simplemind at October 17, 2024 03:36 PM (lE16b)

46 Harris is such a horrid, self-absorbed woman.

Nothing says sincerity like saying, "I'm sorry your loved-ones got killed. Sincerely."

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at October 17, 2024 03:37 PM (pJWtt)

47 This is the worst thing anyone has ever done to my son.

Posted by: Marvin Gaye's dad at October 17, 2024 03:37 PM (NXYp1)

48 Stacked heels with little goldfish aquariums in the heels.

Found it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWNQTqMkezc

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2024 03:37 PM (xCA6C)

49 41 @29

>>I'm waiting for you to explain the down side.

Well, implosion of the Global Financial System might not be a calamitous as Global Thermonuclear War, but it's in the same ball park.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 17, 2024 03:36 PM (XV/Pl)

=======

Besides the aqueduct, what has the Global Financial System ever done for me?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 17, 2024 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

50 Harris is truly a hideous racist bitch.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2024 03:37 PM (W/lyH)

51 I want more tax exemptions, not less. I want so many tax exemptions that anyone can effectively go tax free.


Except white guys. White guys will never qualify because some white guy benefited 300 yrs ago.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 17, 2024 03:37 PM (zh58s)

52 In other news, Kamala has also promised free Soul Glo hair gel to anyone who votes for her, black or white.
Posted by: Archimedes
......

Knotty Boy Dread Wax

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2024 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

53 Sunroof top, diamond in the back!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 17, 2024 03:37 PM (gg4h4)

54 And I guess Kamala's handlers must not have thought she did very well on FOX, because she wasn't going to attend the Al Smith dinner, but now she'll be zoomed in, no doubt with laugh lines written for her.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2024 03:33 PM (MQJVv)


Her handlers should spend more time at DU, and reading tweets by notable luminary thought leaders like Mark Cuban.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 17, 2024 03:37 PM (ExV1e)

55 Watching Winston Marshall rant that has a chart up
Black males support for Barky % 70
Clinton %69 Biden % 60, Harris %52

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2024 03:37 PM (fwDg9)

56 47 This is the worst thing anyone has ever done to my son.


ded I'm ded like you killed me too boss

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 17, 2024 03:37 PM (s3qiR)

57 Harris' crypto plans "will make sure owners of and investors in digital assets benefit from a regulatory framework so that Black men and others who participate in this market are protected," her campaign said.

Okay, I'll bite.

From what hazards do black men need to be protected in the "digital assets market"?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2024 03:38 PM (guGkK)

58 I want more tax exemptions, not less. I want so many tax exemptions that anyone can effectively go tax free.

The feds don't operate like taxing matters because it doesn't. The people should stop suffering for the delusion.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

==

Not me. I want a lower rate and none of the social engineering.

The lines have been blurred to where this is just welfare being called tax refunds.

Obama Care is basically positioned as a tax refund. Student loan forgiveness the same thing.


Posted by: Lacra at October 17, 2024 03:38 PM (4pwAx)

59 Miss Scarlet, I don know nothin bout winnin lections!

Posted by: Kammie at October 17, 2024 03:38 PM (2UnvF)

60 Desperation moves, along with sending Brits to North Carolina

..

You know what happened the last time Brits were sent to NC?

Posted by: I've got bad news for you at October 17, 2024 03:38 PM (TMJ0F)

61 Sounds unconstitutional.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2024 03:38 PM (LkLld)

62 Money given to you that you don't have to repay...I don't think Kumala understands what a Loan is...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2024 03:38 PM (ynpvh)

63 She’s just another angry Democrat jackass in a long line of angry Democrat jackasses. It has zero to do with race, gender or any other demo. She was challenged on facts and grew angry and combative the more it was evident she was dissembling, lying and avoiding the questions. It was clear her staff thought they could parachute her in, let her filibuster and obfuscate for less than 20 minutes and grab a few sound bites. That didn’t work out as planned and she cracked under the pressure and deviation from the plan. If she can’t handle Cabbage Patch Baier, it’s pretty obvious she can’t handle the job of president.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 17, 2024 03:38 PM (QsgVg)

64 Ok, I've broadened it to blacks and Jamaican-Indian Canadians.

Posted by: QueMala Jerez at October 17, 2024 03:38 PM (9SBJU)

65 If I recall correctly the ads say that Kamala is offering to "decriminalize marijuana" which isn't the same as legalizing it.
The distinction is that as long as it is still illegal, you are still lying on a federal form when you fill out your form #4473 stating that you aren't using or abusing illegal drugs.
A distinction that would make felons of millions more gun buyers who could lose their second amendment rights should a government become feral enough to do so.

Thank goodness we don't have to worry about that.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 17, 2024 03:39 PM (FCbAQ)

66 19
There have been numerous reports that she indulges in the ganja. Assuming that her staff gets down as well, they probably think it's a great idea.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 17, 2024 03:32 PM (ExV1e)

Bubba and his staff liked the devil's lettuce too, didn't they? I'm sure Barky had his favorite substance to abuse, besides Mike's willy. Then there is Hunter and his penchant for nose candy. Funny how the substance abusers all have "(D)" after their names.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 17, 2024 03:39 PM (N39Ws)

67 and new pathways to help Black Americans succeed in the legalized marijuana industry.

This has been a disaster in Oregon.

It turns out that marijuana is just an agricultural crop - it's not particularly profitable, and way, way, more marijuana retail stores opened in Portland than were needed for the fairly limited demand.

Yeah, blacks got preference to some licenses and some State subsidies, which allowed them to start up marijuana-related businesses that then went bankrupt.

Stoners and Kamala think that legal marijuana is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, and it's not.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2024 03:39 PM (uxCna)

68 how will it be decided who is black and therefor qualifies for the loan?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 17, 2024 03:39 PM (CWTWj)

69 58 Not me. I want a lower rate and none of the social engineering.

The lines have been blurred to where this is just welfare being called tax refunds.

Obama Care is basically positioned as a tax refund. Student loan forgiveness the same thing.


Posted by: Lacra at October 17, 2024 03:38 PM (4pwAx)

========

More exemptions is just another way to lower the tax burden. Trump is proposing ways to benefit the working class. Until Congress starts repealing loopholes for everyone else, loopholes for more people is a fine way to counteract it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 17, 2024 03:39 PM (GBKbO)

70 What is "Madea's Family Reunion"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

One of several alleged comedy Madea movies featuring Tyler Perry in drag as feisty elderly black woman Medea

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 17, 2024 03:39 PM (L/fGl)

71 @49

>>Besides the aqueduct, what has the Global Financial System ever done for me?

It gave us Reverse Mortgages, if that's not enough for you, then I don't know what else to say.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 17, 2024 03:39 PM (XV/Pl)

72 I think the gheys start from an assumption that everyone is gay.

Posted by: Civic Classifier at October 17, 2024 02:52 PM (MwtZ5)

----------------

Per Gorka: The British Labor Party is sending 100 people to the USA to help Kommie-la get elected.

Election interference owing to desperation?

GloboHomo terrified of a Trump win.

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 17, 2024 03:39 PM (d2WzI)

73 Guess 40 acres and a mule no longer works.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2024 03:39 PM (nyD/K)

74 You actually need to tax, otherwise, money would not be destroyed and "removed" from the system and the spinning plates would crash to the floor.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


Because removing the income tax would remove the fed's ability to take money out of the economy.

Because there's no such thing as tariffs, and gas tax, and sales tax, and transfer tax, and gift tax, and inheritance tax, and insurance tax, and inventory tax, and environmental protection surcharges and...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 17, 2024 03:39 PM (hB7mE)

75 A forgiveable loan is just a gift. She's literally buying votes with an unconstitutionally-racist proposal.

..and worthless dollars. She can print those in an evening.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2024 03:40 PM (KfN19)

76 President Yo Mama-in-Law
Maybe she should offer free child support payments.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2024 03:40 PM (v0R5T)

77 Obama offered and gave like $600 iirc. But Barry was half black. Harris is at most 3/8ths, or maybe 1/4.

But she is a shape shifter ... can pretend to be anything, except competent and moral.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2024 03:40 PM (Cus5s)

78 Shiiiiit....

Posted by: Huggy Bear at October 17, 2024 03:40 PM (1FWWQ)

79 As I watched that X vid of Kumala at the record store...I bet she didn't do ALL of the Jackson Five...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2024 03:40 PM (ynpvh)

80 71 @49

>>Besides the aqueduct, what has the Global Financial System ever done for me?

It gave us Reverse Mortgages, if that's not enough for you, then I don't know what else to say.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 17, 2024 03:39 PM (XV/Pl)

=======

But seriously, I don't see why the federal government can't run on tariffs and fees like days of yore.

They'd have to cut back a whole lot, but I'm fine with that as well.

And I'd like a pony.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 17, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

81 Kamala should promise to sign legislation making it a federal crime to feature the face of a black person on any consumer product.

Call it The Uncle Ben Dignity Recovery Act.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2024 03:40 PM (guGkK)

82 Copy/paste failure @72.

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 17, 2024 03:40 PM (d2WzI)

83 > how will it be decided who is black and therefor qualifies for the loan?

You've got to prove Democrat party registration.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2024 03:41 PM (Odg76)

84 73 Guess 40 acres and a mule no longer works.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2024 03:39 PM (nyD/K)

Mule means something different to the drug gangs...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2024 03:41 PM (ynpvh)

85 Funny how the criminal media doesn't care about Nazi Klaus Schwab interfering in elections.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 17, 2024 03:41 PM (ehaPz)

86 how will it be decided who is black and therefor qualifies for the loan?
===
HA I AM CRYING OVER HERE!!!

Posted by: Simplemind at October 17, 2024 03:41 PM (lE16b)

87 how will it be decided who is black and therefor qualifies for the loan?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 17, 2024 03:39 PM (CWTWj)


The Pantone scale?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2024 03:41 PM (guGkK)

88 Sounds unconstitutional.
Posted by: JackStraw


Of all the people to be harshing her vibe man.

Posted by: DaveA at October 17, 2024 03:41 PM (FhXTo)

89 Ok, 20K, weed, and a voucher for one free beejer. Trump isn't gonna give you people that right?

Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 17, 2024 03:41 PM (oZhjI)

90 Guess 40 acres and a mule no longer works.
Posted by: Anna Puma
.....

Too much like work.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2024 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

91 @68

>>how will it be decided who is black and therefor qualifies for the loan?

It will be a test of strength, can you beat this random white person in a foot race, if so, you are black, if not, you're just pathetic and you should go dwell on you're inadequacies.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 17, 2024 03:41 PM (XV/Pl)

92 From what hazards do black men need to be protected in the "digital assets market"?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2024 03:38 PM (guGkK)


Nefarious digital beanie tulip NSF dealers.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 17, 2024 03:41 PM (ExV1e)

93 61 Sounds unconstitutional.
Posted by: JackStraw

I won't just allow it. I'll demand it!

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at October 17, 2024 03:41 PM (Wjpln)

94 you guys they've done the yelling woman/white cat meme with bret and kommie now

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 17, 2024 03:41 PM (s3qiR)

95 Essentially selling them slavery - do debt and to addiction- in exchange for a vote. And we know that weed will demotivate, make them easier to control.



Funny how the same people who think this is a great idea were bitching about the CIA flooding the ghetto with cocaine back in the 70s and 80s.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2024 03:42 PM (y9nCu)

96 The fact that Kamala is having to so furiously pander to black males less than three weeks before the election is a really, really bad sign for her.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2024 03:42 PM (uxCna)

97 Speaking of loans... just had this headline and article show up in my notifications:

The Biden Administration has now canceled loans for more than 1 million public workers.

A student loan cancellation program for public workers has granted relief to more than 1 million Americans - up from just 7,000 who were approved before it was updated by the Biden Administration two years ago.

President Joe Biden announced the milestone on Thursday, saying his administration restored a promise to America's teachers, firefighters, nurses and other public servants. He celebrated it even as his broader student loan plans remain halted by courts following legal challenges by Republican-led states.


So not only do public workers earn their living from American taxpayers, but the Biden Administration also used American taxpayers to cancel student loans for 1 million of the public workers?! Granted, I guess that's at least better than cancelling loans for people with useless degrees. Public servants are at least ideally serving the public. With the exception of seemingly most public school teachers.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 17, 2024 03:42 PM (P5BPp)

98 All NC needs after Helene and FEMA, a hundred Limey poofters mucking it all up to create a cock up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2024 03:42 PM (nyD/K)

99 They finally realized it’s unconstitutional and walked it back by saying it’s an available to anyone who qualifies. Whatever that means.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 17, 2024 03:42 PM (QsgVg)

100 The Pantone scale?

Can you convert that to the paper bag test?

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2024 03:42 PM (xCA6C)

101 Harris is such a horrid, self-absorbed woman.

She just seems like a frat girl.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2024 03:42 PM (KfN19)

102 how will it be decided who is black and therefor qualifies for the loan?

Two black parents = yes
One black parent = yes
One white parent who had a black grandma, as long as your last name is Harris = yes.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2024 03:42 PM (oZhjI)

103 Who the hell is Winston Marsalis?

Posted by: Maxamillion at October 17, 2024 03:42 PM (bHr1P)

104 Maybe she should offer free child support payments.

The government will raise your kids. Giving you the time to pursue that Black Studies degree and indoctorating your children to vote correctly in the future.

Well, the kids that survive the government's free abortion health care plan.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 17, 2024 03:43 PM (MgeCs)

105 Republicans don't seem as prone to pandering as Demoncrats but I may have missed some things.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 17, 2024 03:43 PM (ehaPz)

106 So not only do public workers earn their living from American taxpayers, but the Biden Administration also used American taxpayers to cancel student loans for 1 million of the public workers?! Granted, I guess that's at least better than cancelling loans for people with useless degrees. Public servants are at least ideally serving the public. With the exception of seemingly most public school teachers.


it won't stand either. he will keep trying this and the courts will keep blocking it

pointless mess

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 17, 2024 03:43 PM (s3qiR)

107 @80

>>But seriously, I don't see why the federal government can't run on tariffs and fees like days of yore.

We are WAYYYYY beyond that.

I mean, it's not a question of if the system is going to implode, it's a matter of when.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 17, 2024 03:43 PM (XV/Pl)

108 The fact that Kamala is having to so furiously pander to black males less than three weeks before the election is a really, really bad sign for her.

All hilarity and ridicule aside, this is the main point.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2024 03:43 PM (xCA6C)

109 British in the Carolinas you say?

Posted by: Francis Marion at October 17, 2024 03:43 PM (2UnvF)

110 102 how will it be decided who is black and therefor qualifies for the loan?

Two black parents = yes
One black parent = yes
One white parent who had a black grandma, as long as your last name is Harris = yes.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2024 03:42 PM (oZhjI)

I have perhaps a half gene of black in me (and about the same amount of Jewish perhaps). Does that count?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2024 03:43 PM (ynpvh)

111
Weez demanz pussy an' loose shoes too, Ka mama!

Posted by: Auspex at October 17, 2024 03:43 PM (j4U/Z)

112 More exemptions is just another way to lower the tax burden. Trump is proposing ways to benefit the working class. Until Congress starts repealing loopholes for everyone else, loopholes for more people is a fine way to counteract it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

==

When people no longer pay taxes, they have no problem with more gov't spending and bailouts.

Half of Americans dont even pay an income tax already, now we're taking the same group and showering them with more free stuff?

Why do I have to pay an income tax on my wages but a waiter doesn't? I paid cash for my car, so I dont get a tax rebate? A blue state that has sky high income taxes gets to qualify for a bigger refund than my red state that has low taxes?

It's bullshit imo. Lower EVERYONE's rates instead of throwing money at the few percent of undecided idiots that just want free stuff.

Posted by: Lacra at October 17, 2024 03:43 PM (4pwAx)

113 Okay, I'll bite.

From what hazards do black men need to be protected in the "digital assets market"?
Posted by: Cicero


Providing photo id?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 17, 2024 03:44 PM (zh58s)

114 how will it be decided who is black and therefor qualifies for the loan?

If you don't vote for her, you ain't black!

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2024 03:44 PM (KfN19)

115 83 > how will it be decided who is black and therefor qualifies for the loan?

You've got to prove Democrat party registration.
Posted by: bonhomme

C'mon, man. Take a picture of your completed ballot showing you voted for Kamala. You don't vote for Harris, you ain't black!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2024 03:44 PM (Wjpln)

116 The Pantone scale?

Can you convert that to the paper bag test?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2024 03:42 PM (xCA6C)


YOUR SKIN MUST BE AT LEAST AS BROWN AS THIS PAPER BAG TO APPLY

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2024 03:44 PM (guGkK)

117 From what hazards do black men need to be protected in the "digital assets market"?


I assume they mean "losing all their money"

so they'd be "made whole" somehow

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 17, 2024 03:44 PM (s3qiR)

118 103 Who the hell is Winston Marsalis?

Posted by: Maxamillion at October 17, 2024 03:42 PM (bHr1P)

Wynton Churchill's cousin?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2024 03:44 PM (ynpvh)

119 how will it be decided who is black and therefor qualifies for the loan?
Posted by: gnats local 678

Fail a firefighter qualification exam?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 17, 2024 03:45 PM (VGMIM)

120 Okay, I'll bite.

From what hazards do black men need to be protected in the "digital assets market"?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2024 03:38 PM (guGkK)

-----

Klancoin?

Posted by: Cave Johnson at October 17, 2024 03:45 PM (v1HeP)

121 107 We are WAYYYYY beyond that.

I mean, it's not a question of if the system is going to implode, it's a matter of when.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 17, 2024 03:43 PM (XV/Pl)

=======

If we stopped transfer payments, halved the size of the military, and cut every department not mentioned in the Constitution, I bet we could do it.

And I expect my pony delivered post haste!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 17, 2024 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

122 Who was that Brit who torched that church of civilians? Wasn't that in NC?

Yeah remind them why they should despise the Brits.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2024 03:45 PM (nyD/K)

123 Part 1 of a long series on chinese CCP mob buying houses in Maine for pot growing. Maine because houses are cheap. Illegal immigrant labor and Chinese financing. This is detailed report. hundreds of homes identified. I have not read it all, but part 1 is worth a scan.

Yeah, we need to make pot even more legal.


https://www.themainewire.com/20
23/11/triad-weed-illegal-chinese-marij
uana-grows-are-all-over-maine/

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 17, 2024 03:45 PM (tXvH3)

124 Okay, I'll bite.

From what hazards do black men need to be protected in the "digital assets market"?
Posted by: Cicero


Nigerian Prince scam?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 17, 2024 03:45 PM (MgeCs)

125 67

And the unlicensed street dealers will sell for FAR less than the licensed weed emporia, too.

Same thing happened in Amsterdam with legal prostitution. The street vendors still sell the identical service for less.

Posted by: mnw at October 17, 2024 03:46 PM (NLIak)

126 Who the hell is Winston Marsalis?

Posted by: Maxamillion at October 17, 2024 03:42 PM (bHr1P)

Wynton Churchill's cousin?


Also related: Winstona Ryder.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2024 03:46 PM (xCA6C)

127
Vice President Kamala Harris unveiled an "Opportunity Agenda" plan for Black men, which includes a proposal of forgivable loans of up to $20,000 to Black entrepreneurs.


"... and a lifetime supply of a free six pack of Colt 45 Malt Liquor every Saturday for 'entertaining' the ladies!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2024 03:46 PM (xG4kz)

128 Harris is such a horrid, self-absorbed woman.

She just seems like a frat girl.
Posted by: t-bird
......

BRAT

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2024 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

129 More from the article:

The Public Service Loan Forgiveness program was created in 2007 [under the Bush 43 Administration], promising college graduates that the remainder of their federal student loans would be zeroed out after 10 years working in government or nonprofit jobs. But starting in 2017, the vast majority of applicants were rejected because of complicated and little-known eligibility rules.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 17, 2024 03:46 PM (P5BPp)

130 Stoners and Kamala think that legal marijuana is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, and it's not.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


Mainly because it's a f'n weed!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 17, 2024 03:46 PM (zh58s)

131 124 Okay, I'll bite.

From what hazards do black men need to be protected in the "digital assets market"?
Posted by: Cicero

Nigerian Prince scam?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 17, 2024 03:45 PM (MgeCs)

Or Jamaican Princess Scam...it really sucks, it really blows...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2024 03:46 PM (ynpvh)

132 we stopped transfer payments, halved the size of the military, and cut every department not mentioned in the Constitution, I bet we could do it.

And I expect my pony delivered post haste!
==
Dude you might just as well as held out for the spaceship, or the time machine.

Posted by: Simplemind at October 17, 2024 03:46 PM (lE16b)

133 112 When people no longer pay taxes, they have no problem with more gov't spending and bailouts.

Half of Americans dont even pay an income tax already, now we're taking the same group and showering them with more free stuff?

Why do I have to pay an income tax on my wages but a waiter doesn't? I paid cash for my car, so I dont get a tax rebate? A blue state that has sky high income taxes gets to qualify for a bigger refund than my red state that has low taxes?

It's bullshit imo. Lower EVERYONE's rates instead of throwing money at the few percent of undecided idiots that just want free stuff.
Posted by: Lacra at October 17, 2024 03:43 PM (4pwAx)

=========

Sure, I'd love that too.

And Trump did that in his first term even.

But the only way to unfuck the system is really going to be to fuck it until it collapses. It's really not salvagable. Until then, protecting his voters with cutouts is fine by me. It probably won't help me personally, but that's fine.

It's not like lowering tax rates will fix the spending problem anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 17, 2024 03:47 PM (GBKbO)

134 Can that 20k loan check be cashed at the Quick Chek by the 7-11?

Posted by: brak at October 17, 2024 03:47 PM (NGHTx)

135 8 I know Trump wants to get elected, but I hope Congress kills all of these crazy tax giveaways. No tax for tips, auto loan deductions, getting rid of SALT limits, no SS taxes, etc.

These are the sorts of gimmicks we would rage at if it came from Democrats. It's buying votes.

Cut income tax rates and cut spending.
Posted by: Lacra at October 17, 2024 03:30 PM (4pwAx)

If you're going to tax interest I receive from my investments, then I should be able to deduct interest i pay.

All this stuff was deductible up until the 1984 (?) tax reform. I remember and still have the copies of my early 80's tax returns to verify it. (I know, I know -hoarder...)

FWIW - SS Income should be tax free also - it's paid for with your after-tax money. (Someone could check me on this - but I'm pretty sure that's the case)

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 17, 2024 03:47 PM (QGaXH)

136 Because all black guys love weed, right?

I really hate these commies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 17, 2024 03:47 PM (zf2Ot)

137 Pony?

You'll get Triggly Puff dressed as a PonyGrrl

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2024 03:47 PM (nyD/K)

138 Usually I am skeptical of the "internals must be horrible" talking point. But this type of stunt just screams it.

Posted by: Tyrone Shoelaces at October 17, 2024 03:47 PM (AaY6N)

139 Kamala Appeals To Black Voters By Offering Free Pack of Menthols and Copy of 'Madea's Family Reunion' On DVD

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What, ObamaPhones and iPods containing 16 bytes of his greatest speeches weren't available?

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 17, 2024 03:47 PM (K/hL8)

140 Vice President Kamala Harris unveiled an "Opportunity Agenda" plan for Black men, which includes a proposal of forgivable loans of up to $20,000 to Black entrepreneurs.

"... and a lifetime supply of a free six pack of Colt 45 Malt Liquor every Saturday for 'entertaining' the ladies!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
......

What about lottery tickets?

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2024 03:47 PM (v0R5T)

141 The people who think a $20k loan will help get their business off the ground are the people who least need a loan.

Or a business.

They're dreamers. Lay-abouts. Bums. Do-nothings.

They have no: 1) product, 2) business plan, 3) customers, 4) suppliers, 5) market research 6) employees, or 7) sales
Or anything that anyone would ever loan a penny on.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 17, 2024 03:47 PM (/MJlQ)

142
So unfair to gays, lesbians, transgenders and allies. Shame, sistah!

Posted by: Auspex at October 17, 2024 03:47 PM (j4U/Z)

143 Winston Marshall was the Banjo Player in Mumford and Sons band but kind of got tossed out for not following the Leftist causes.
He did thrash Hildabeast in a debate and now does Conservative podcasts

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2024 03:48 PM (fwDg9)

144 110 102 how will it be decided who is black and therefor qualifies for the loan?


Just like gender I plan to self identify. Works for Sean King.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 17, 2024 03:48 PM (MgeCs)

145 And the unlicensed street dealers will sell for FAR less than the licensed weed emporia, too.

This is the story of licensed weed in CA. It's so heavily burdened with taxes that the black market stuff is cheaper. And now with legalization the black market is booming because users don't take any risk carrying it around.

All of this was completely unpredictable, we're told.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2024 03:48 PM (guGkK)

146 132 Dude you might just as well as held out for the spaceship, or the time machine.
Posted by: Simplemind at October 17, 2024 03:46 PM (lE16b)

========

Transfer payments will stop when the government can't get loans anymore.

It'll be the first thing to go.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 17, 2024 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

147 it won't stand either. he will keep trying this and the courts will keep blocking it

pointless mess


Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 17, 2024 03:43 PM

Courts are not blocking this at all. This loan cancellation for public workers program is a Bush 43 Administration program that has been going on since 2007.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 17, 2024 03:48 PM (P5BPp)

148 and a lifetime supply of a free six pack of Colt 45 Malt Liquor every Saturday for 'entertaining' the ladies!"
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She didn't have the guts to throw in the free vasectomy for black men, although she thought about it long and hard.....

Posted by: Simplemind at October 17, 2024 03:48 PM (lE16b)

149 Wonder how the White Dudes for Kalamama feel about this.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2024 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

150 when will they tell us what kind of business qualifies?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 17, 2024 03:48 PM (CWTWj)

151
But the only way to unfuck the system is really going to be to fuck it until it collapses. It's really not salvagable. Until then, protecting his voters with cutouts is fine by me. It probably won't help me personally, but that's fine.

It's not like lowering tax rates will fix the spending problem anyway.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at

I want to end federal and state withholding. Let everyone pay all of their payroll taxes personally.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 17, 2024 03:48 PM (YVs21)

152 Ya know offering black men free weed might not be helpful.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 17, 2024 03:49 PM (ehaPz)

153 ...and new pathways to help Black Americans succeed in the legalized marijuana industry.

Didn't California try that with the idea that the illegal weed sellers would take the opportunity to go legit? But those guys just said "So I can keep doing what I've been doing but pay taxes on it? Nah."

Posted by: Oddbob at October 17, 2024 03:49 PM (e+l1x)

154 A series of films written, produced, directed and starred in by Tyler Perry.
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He and Oprah are mentioned a lot when those in the orbit of P Diddy are discussed.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 17, 2024 03:49 PM (/MJlQ)

155 Courts are not blocking this at all. This loan cancellation for public workers program is a Bush 43 Administration program that has been going on since 2007.


ah so he's removing the onerous quailfication of having worked solidly in the public sector for ten years or something?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 17, 2024 03:49 PM (s3qiR)

156 "Public Service Loan Forgiveness program was created in 2007 [under the Bush 43 Administration], promising college graduates that the remainder of their federal student loans would be zeroed out after 10 years working in government or nonprofit jobs."

So besides the government union golden ticket for the incompetent, they also got their (feminist studies) college loans paid.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2024 03:49 PM (Cus5s)

157 Dustin Grage@GrageDustin
Tim Walz just sent a fundraising email with the subject: “Let’s get down to brass tax.”
The saying is “brass tacks,” but I’m not surprised Walz can’t stop thinking about taxes. After blowing a $20B surplus, he still raised an additional $9B in new taxes.
What a knucklehead.

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What we need is a Knucklehead tax.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 17, 2024 03:49 PM (L/fGl)

158 So Kamala is attending the Al Smith dinner tonight after all.

Well actually not in person, she will appear via a live Zoom feed.

Well not "Live" either. Pre-recorded.

What a putz. I hope they have technical issues.

Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2024 03:49 PM (G0vdT)

159 The White Dudes for Kamala get a six pack of Zima.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2024 03:49 PM (nyD/K)

160 They have no: 1) product, 2) business plan, 3) customers, 4) suppliers, 5) market research 6) employees, or 7) sales

Hey man I make beats n rhymes!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 17, 2024 03:49 PM (gg4h4)

161 153 ...and new pathways to help Black Americans succeed in the legalized marijuana industry.

Didn't California try that with the idea that the illegal weed sellers would take the opportunity to go legit? But those guys just said "So I can keep doing what I've been doing but pay taxes on it? Nah."

Posted by: Oddbob at October 17, 2024 03:49 PM (e+l1x)

The drug cartels didn't like it much either. Come, the drug wars to Kalifornia have.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2024 03:50 PM (ynpvh)

162 The fact that something like half the population already don't pay taxes but do get to vote... yeah... find another way to fund the government.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 17, 2024 03:36 PM (ExV1e)
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Tariffs?

Posted by: Black JEM at October 17, 2024 03:50 PM (GZYu7)

163 23 There is nothing racist about a forgivable loan. It's the kind of loan the Bidens get. And they're white, at least if you count Irish as white.
Posted by: Eeyore at October 17, 2024 03:33 PM (1bNHn)

"Except the Irish!"

Obligatory - unless someone up-thread beat me to it....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 17, 2024 03:50 PM (QGaXH)

164
Roaming about small town Michigan this week I noticed a lot of small pot shops closed up.

They made the mistake here of letting stoners grow 12 plants at any one time, and figured they wouldn't be industrious enough to do it.

Posted by: Auspex at October 17, 2024 03:50 PM (j4U/Z)

165 @121

>>And I expect my pony delivered post hast

Shetland Pony or Polo Pony?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 17, 2024 03:50 PM (XV/Pl)

166 re 147: i thought that there was some law from the obama era that granted special treatemtn if you worked for the government for like ten years. oh whatta give away, promise something to people who will vote for more government.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 17, 2024 03:50 PM (CWTWj)

167 That dumbass is 12 seconds away from, how to put this nicely...

Handing out fried chicken and watermelon at the payday loan place.

Does this broad not realize how racist her bullshit is?

Posted by: Sifty at October 17, 2024 03:50 PM (409fj)

168 Tim Walz just sent a fundraising email with the subject: “Let’s get down to brass tax.”

Sweet Jeebus, what an idiot.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2024 03:50 PM (xCA6C)

169 159 The White Dudes for Kamala get a six pack of Zima.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 17, 2024 03:49 PM (nyD/K)

Bud Lite

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2024 03:50 PM (ynpvh)

170 165 @121

>>And I expect my pony delivered post hast

Shetland Pony or Polo Pony?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 17, 2024 03:50 PM (XV/Pl)

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Which one can grasp a coconut by the husk?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 17, 2024 03:50 PM (GBKbO)

171
how will it be decided who is black and therefor qualifies for the loan?

Two black parents = yes
One black parent = yes
One white parent who had a black grandma, as long as your last name is Harris = yes.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2024 03:42 PM (oZhjI)



Substitute "black" for "Jewish" and you have the Nuremburg Laws... almost verbatim.

Plus ca change, and all that shit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2024 03:50 PM (y9nCu)

172
He did thrash Hildabeast in a debate and now does Conservative podcasts
Posted by: Skip


Pelosi, not Hildabeast

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2024 03:50 PM (xG4kz)

173 tinyurl.com/2r8eahnz
Winston Marshall show
About 15 minutes

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2024 03:51 PM (fwDg9)

174 Hey man I make beats n rhymes!

That was actually told to me by a punk on the bus.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 17, 2024 03:51 PM (gg4h4)

175 If elected I will make purple drank tax-free.

Every black family will get 10 free smoke-detector batteries per year.

Free healthcare, in case you hurt your pimp hand (that one was my husband's idea).

Cmon bruthas, I really need your vote.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 17, 2024 03:51 PM (v1HeP)

176 Back of the napkin liberal calculation show that there would be about 12million black male registered voters.

That’s out of about 165 million total registered voters. That’s about 7%.

They are definitely punching above their weight.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 17, 2024 03:51 PM (D6PGr)

177 168 Tim Walz just sent a fundraising email with the subject: “Let’s get down to brass tax.”

Sweet Jeebus, what an idiot.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2024 03:50 PM (xCA6C)

Well, they DO want to tax ammunition until it's unaffordable...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2024 03:51 PM (ynpvh)

178 161 153 ...and new pathways to help Black Americans succeed in the legalized marijuana industry.

Didn't California try that with the idea that the illegal weed sellers would take the opportunity to go legit? But those guys just said "So I can keep doing what I've been doing but pay taxes on it? Nah."

Posted by: Oddbob at October 17, 2024 03:49 PM (e+l1x)

The drug cartels didn't like it much either. Come, the drug wars to Kalifornia have.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2024 03:50 PM (ynpvh)

Billionaires were all in on legal pot, they came to my area and paid big money for ranches and promptly went broke.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 17, 2024 03:52 PM (YVs21)

179 Republicans don't seem as prone to pandering as Demoncrats but I may have missed some things.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 17, 2024 03:43 PM (ehaPz)


I think for a long time the Republican pander was that we'd kill people in other countries (unstated: while accomplishing nothing). Seems to be somewhat played out now, though.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 17, 2024 03:52 PM (ExV1e)

180
Guess 40 acres and a mule no longer works.

Throw in a Hoyt-Clagwell tractor.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2024 03:52 PM (63Dwl)

181 147 it won't stand either. he will keep trying this and the courts will keep blocking it

pointless mess

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 17, 2024 03:43 PM

Courts are not blocking this at all. This loan cancellation for public workers program is a Bush 43 Administration program that has been going on since 2007.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 17, 2024 03:48 PM (P5BPp)

Until we can get a Court to understand that Inflation causes actual Damage to an individual (which it does).. and that government overspending is one of the leading factors in todays inflation... no one has standing to sue for the Government just spending whatever the hell it wants. Courts have proven they will not intervene. They almost ALWAYS side with the government...

The government that... coincidentally... pays their salary.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 17, 2024 03:52 PM (QAkQ3)

182 So Diddy buggered Madea. Will wonders never cease

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 17, 2024 03:52 PM (YUtTn)

183 Yes it was Pelosi

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2024 03:52 PM (fwDg9)

184 And a lifetime supply of Jheri Curl!

Hey, c'mon y'all, Rick James!!!

Posted by: Kommula Harris at October 17, 2024 03:53 PM (guGkK)

185 40 acres and a mule !!

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 17, 2024 03:53 PM (D6PGr)

186 27 Didn't she used to prosecute brothas to the fullest extent of the law when she was DA?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at October 17, 2024 03:34 PM (SRRAx)

YES SHE DID - I remember that. Also - she went allegedly kept in people in jail past their release date.

Worse - she went after parents of truant kids and threatened them with jail. There's a video floating around of some lady whose kid had leukemia (i think) who was jailed because the kid missed too much school - because she was in the hospital!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 17, 2024 03:53 PM (QGaXH)

187 Mainly because it's a f'n weed!

Pot advocates claimed that "cannabis" in Oregon would evolve to be like Oregon's high-end pinot noir industry.

This ignores the fact that most wineries in Oregon are run as hobby businesses by rich people. They don't have to make money.

Growing dope doesn't have anywhere near the social cachet.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2024 03:53 PM (uxCna)

188 @170

>>Which one can grasp a coconut by the husk?

Inexplicably, the Shetland Pony has a bigger schwazentucker than the Polo Pony, and while not prehensile, can do a pretty good job of whacking your coconut.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 17, 2024 03:53 PM (XV/Pl)

189 FWIW - SS Income should be tax free also - it's paid for with your after-tax money. (Someone could check me on this - but I'm pretty sure that's the case)

That is correct. Kinda. 1/2 of your total social security and Medicare is taxed on all wages. Pre tax deductions (like 401 k contributions) reduce only the sum of money subject to.income tax....which is why your box 1 of the W2 is often smaller than box 3 and 5. However, your employer pays the other half of your Social Security and Medicare.

Being self employed changes this a bit.....but you still get an adjustment to your taxable income.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 17, 2024 03:53 PM (MgeCs)

190 81 Kamala should promise to sign legislation making it a federal crime to feature the face of a black person on any consumer product.

Call it The Uncle Ben Dignity Recovery Act.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2024 03:40 PM (guGkK)
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So Blacks would have no idea if some cosmetic was meant for them?

Posted by: Ciampino - Hair-straighteners, skin-lighteners at October 17, 2024 03:53 PM (qfLjt)

191 >>And I expect my pony delivered post hast

Shetland Pony or Polo Pony?
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Bologna Pony!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 17, 2024 03:53 PM (VGMIM)

192 Funny how the criminal media doesn't care about Nazi Klaus Schwab interfering in elections.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 17, 2024 03:41 PM (ehaPz)
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I'm guessing about half of Harris' donation haul is coming from overseas, illegally funneled through Act Blue.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 17, 2024 03:53 PM (GZYu7)

193 Along similar lines: Like it or not, we almost certainly need Republican votes for Harris to win. Quite a few DUers are critical of Harris' outreach to Republicans, including her pledge to put a Republican on her cabinet, her appearance on Fox News, her appearances with Republican officials.

In Arizona, Biden won by 10,457 votes. Per the exit polling, he received over 107,000 votes from Republicans and even after considering the Democrats who voted for Trump, Biden ended up with a net gain of over 80,000 republican votes. Without them, he loses Arizona big time.

Same story in Georgia: Biden prevailed by 11,779 votes. Of the 1.9 million republicans that voted, six percent, or 114,000 voted for Joe. Again, weighing the self-identified Democrats casting votes for Trump, the net number of Republican votes for Biden was 46,000.


If building a broad coalition was their plan all along, i think they would have started much earlier. The fact that they're doing a Republican outreach surge at the last minute (along with the black male one) tells me the original gameplan of base turnout is not proving to be effective enough, and they're scrambling for a few more votes.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 17, 2024 03:54 PM (Wjpln)

194 188 @170

>>Which one can grasp a coconut by the husk?

Inexplicably, the Shetland Pony has a bigger schwazentucker than the Polo Pony, and while not prehensile, can do a pretty good job of whacking your coconut.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 17, 2024 03:53 PM (XV/Pl)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 17, 2024 03:54 PM (GBKbO)

195 Tim Walz just sent a fundraising email with the subject: “Let’s get down to brass tax.”

Sweet Jeebus, what an idiot.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2024 03:50 PM (xCA6C)


He still thinks Kamala is a shoe-in, but voters will still need to tow the line.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2024 03:54 PM (guGkK)

196 Can that 20k loan check be cashed at the Quick Chek by the 7-11?
Posted by: brak
.....

You can get your advance at Quick2Loan.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2024 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

197 193 If building a broad coalition was their plan all along, i think they would have started much earlier. The fact that they're doing a Republican outreach surge at the last minute (along with the black male one) tells me the original gameplan of base turnout is not proving to be effective enough, and they're scrambling for a few more votes.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 17, 2024 03:54 PM (Wjpln)

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The constant abortion commercials in NC aren't working, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 17, 2024 03:54 PM (GBKbO)

198 re: little know fact: in the 1928 election, or so i read, bootleggers preferred hoover to al smith because smith favored ending prohibition.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 17, 2024 03:55 PM (CWTWj)

199 Do they notice that she is spitting on them?

Posted by: tubal at October 17, 2024 03:55 PM (PCK5/)

200 Because all black guys love weed, right?

I really hate these commies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 17, 2024 03:47 PM (zf2Ot)

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"If you don't vote for me, YOU AIN'T HIGH!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 17, 2024 03:55 PM (OiAeC)

201 I like weed and free money too and I am whiter that Hillary Clintons rancid taint

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 17, 2024 03:56 PM (1FWWQ)

202 I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense
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Bend over and I'll show you.

Posted by: L'll Sebastian at October 17, 2024 03:56 PM (lE16b)

203 a million times $20K?

So $20B ... out of Kamala's stash?

Sure, Biden found $200B in his couch cushions for Ukraine ... what's $20B to buy an election?

Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2024 03:56 PM (Cus5s)

204 199 Do they notice that she is spitting on them?

Posted by: tubal at October 17, 2024 03:55 PM (PCK5/)

Maybe they think it's Hawk Tuah...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2024 03:56 PM (ynpvh)

205 What's next?, Reboot of Soul Train.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 17, 2024 03:56 PM (WuJwx)

206 One of these billionaires was so smart, he hired a guy to run the pot farm and they planted their crop in October/November. They were surprised by winter frosts wiping out their crops.

The hired farm manager disappeared with their cash. Then they hired an ex cop to manage it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 17, 2024 03:56 PM (YVs21)

207 Growing dope doesn't have anywhere near the social cachet.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2024 03:53 PM (uxCna)

Harris is trying to return Blacks to working in the fields !!!

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 17, 2024 03:56 PM (D6PGr)

208 But what do dot-Indian people get?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2024 03:56 PM (guGkK)

209 You know what happened the last time Brits were sent to NC?

Posted by: I've got bad news for you at October 17, 2024 03:38 PM (TMJ0F)

Actually the British were fairly kind to North Carolina during the Revolutionary War as NC was reluctant to join the rebellion. The clock located atop the Hillsborough courthouse was a gift to the town from King George III, and the clock still works today over 250 years later. It is one of the five oldest functioning tower clocks in the US.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 17, 2024 03:56 PM (3Dgak)

210 ah so he's removing the onerous quailfication of having worked solidly in the public sector for ten years or something?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 17, 2024 03:49 PM

This is all the detail provided in the article:

A 2018 report from the Government Accountability Office found that 99% of applicants were denied, often because they weren't in the right loan repayment plan or because their payments had temporarily been paused through deferment or forbearance - periods that weren't counted toward the 10 years of public work.

The GAO faulted the Education Department for failing to make the rules clear.

The program was the subject of legal and political battles, with Democrats in Congress calling on the Trump Administration to loosen the rules and uphold the spirit of the program. Betsy DeVos, the education secretary at the time, countered that she was faithfully following the rules passed by Congress.


So it sounds like it was a typical government fuck-up by Congress and the Department of Education in writing the rules of the program. Or they deliberately made the rules unclear so this very thing would happen. Malice or incompetency or both. Who knows.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 17, 2024 03:56 PM (P5BPp)

211 185
40 acres and a mule !!

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 17, 2024 03:53 PM (D6PGr)
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You don't really expect Black Brothers to till the soil do you?

Posted by: Rastus from Southside at October 17, 2024 03:57 PM (qfLjt)

212 So not only do public workers earn their living from American taxpayers, but the Biden Administration also used American taxpayers to cancel student loans for 1 million of the public workers?! Granted, I guess that's at least better than cancelling loans for people with useless degrees. Public servants are at least ideally serving the public. With the exception of seemingly most public school teachers.


it won't stand either. he will keep trying this and the courts will keep blocking it

pointless mess

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 17, 2024 03:43 PM (s3qiR)
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Depends which one it is. There has been a long standing public employer program to forgive the loan but there are quite a few hoops to jump through. It then become income and is taxed. If it is referencing this program, then the courts will do nothing because it is in the law already.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 17, 2024 03:57 PM (GZYu7)

213 Do they notice that she is spitting on them?
Posted by: tubal at October 17, 2024 03:55 PM (PCK5/)

***

HAWK TUAH

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 17, 2024 03:57 PM (1FWWQ)

214 Tim Walz just sent a fundraising email with the subject: “Let’s get down to brass tax.”

Sweet Jeebus, what an idiot.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2024 03:50 PM (xCA6C)

He still thinks Kamala is a shoe-in, but voters will still need to tow the line.


Supposably.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2024 03:57 PM (xCA6C)

215 40 acres and a mule !!

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 17, 2024 03:53 PM (D6PGr)
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You don't really expect Black Brothers to till the soil do you?
Posted by: Rastus from Southside at October 17, 2024 03:57 PM (qfLjt)


Okay, drug mule then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2024 03:58 PM (guGkK)

216 213 Do they notice that she is spitting on them?
Posted by: tubal at October 17, 2024 03:55 PM (PCK5/)

***

HAWK TUAH

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 17, 2024 03:57 PM (1FWWQ)

Heh, beat you at 204.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2024 03:58 PM (ynpvh)

217 Skip the middle man and just send everyone $20,000 of weed.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 17, 2024 03:58 PM (t+Tko)

218 and new pathways to help Black Americans succeed in the legalized marijuana industry.

This has been a disaster in Oregon.

It turns out that marijuana is just an agricultural crop - it's not particularly profitable, and way, way, more marijuana retail stores opened in Portland than were needed for the fairly limited demand.

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One thing that happened in CA was that the legal shops started to sub in illegal pot and pocket the price difference by not paying into the government. So the state started to go into inspecting their legal shops and doing a war on the illegal crops just like before.

So people started going back to the illegal dealers. So they started prosecuting that again too.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2024 03:58 PM (n7h9X)

219 But what do dot-Indian people get?

The runs from curry.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 17, 2024 03:58 PM (gg4h4)

220 >>And the unlicensed street dealers will sell for FAR less than the licensed weed emporia, too.

Same thing happened in Amsterdam with legal prostitution. The street vendors still sell the identical service for less.
Posted by: mnw at October 17, 2024 03:46 PM

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Exactly the same has happened in Illinois. There is nearly zero enforcement of laws against street weed sales -- a major reason being that currently favored grievance groups were "disproportionately" affected by enforcement when all recreational weed was illegal...so can't go after them now. Plus, the taxes and overheads applied to legal weed.

Posted by: Bigsmith at October 17, 2024 03:59 PM (1Au9i)

221 Thanks, cut me out why don't you?

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2024 03:59 PM (fwDg9)

222 217 Skip the middle man and just send everyone $20,000 of weed.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 17, 2024 03:58 PM (t+Tko)

What the hell would I do with it? My backyard and front yard are already filled with weeds.

Also, economics: There'd be no more demand for weed, at least for quite a while...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2024 03:59 PM (ynpvh)

223 But what do dot-Indian people get?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
.......

One half acre and a sacred cow.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2024 03:59 PM (v0R5T)

224 Wow, someone is looking for a life preserver as their ship goes down

Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 17, 2024 04:00 PM (lTGtQ)

225 Hmmmm.
I know a few of the bruthas. I'm gonna call 'em. I'll write the business plans, they can front for the loan. They get 51%. I get 49. And I can think.of a dozen good business ideas. We'll clean up!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2024 04:00 PM (W/lyH)

226 I started my own company in 1995. The impetuous was when my fist kid went to college I burned through everything I had saved in his first semester. I worked my ass off until the last one was in his last semester and then found a job so I could relax again.
I retired last year and when my old clients heard about it they began calling.
Now if you own a small business you have to register with FinCEN. That stands for Financial Criminal Enterprise Network. Yes, for the first time ever if you are in business you are suspected of illegal activity. The fine to not register in time (1/2/2025) starts at $591/day! This also applies to family trusts or any endeavor that has an EIN or similar government ID.

Posted by: DanMan at October 17, 2024 04:00 PM (8uzBS)

227 Imagine what would be said if Trump offered this same plan.

Or offered every Asian in California a second lowered Acura with a big gay spoiler and a ridiculously loud exhaust.

Posted by: Sifty at October 17, 2024 04:00 PM (409fj)

228 This is so insulting... "I'll toss a few g's at your darkie ass as long as you agree to remain an underclass so people like me can be above the rest of society and law altogether. Also, I will push for legalization of a product you know damn well was already legalized as part of a Trump-era agriculture law. Hurr durr derrrrrrp, you're so dumb, dance for the money and weed, and make it a softshoe for old times' sake."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2024 04:00 PM (C8pPo)

229 Harris is so insulting... "I'll toss a few g's at your darkie ass as long as you agree to remain an underclass so people like me can be above the rest of society and law altogether. Also, I will push for legalization of a product you know damn well was already legalized as part of a Trump-era agriculture law. Hurr durr derrrrrrp, you're so dumb, dance for the money and weed, and make it a softshoe for old times' sake."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2024 04:00 PM (C8pPo)

230 186 27 Didn't she used to prosecute brothas to the fullest extent of the law when she was DA?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at October 17, 2024 03:34 PM (SRRAx)

But, she was Asian then, so it doesn't count...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 17, 2024 04:00 PM (exHjb)

231 219 But what do dot-Indian people get?

The runs from curry.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 17, 2024 03:58 PM (gg4h4)

Kumala isn't trying to curry their favor at any rate.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2024 04:00 PM (ynpvh)

232 she worried about the black vote ? she got all other votes in the bag ?

Posted by: runner at October 17, 2024 04:00 PM (V13WU)

233 re 189: i think you have it backwards. putting money into a 401k will reduce your income tax until you take the money out but you still pay so sec and medicare. been a long time since i studied how payroll works but that's how i remember it.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 17, 2024 04:01 PM (CWTWj)

234 213 Do they notice that she is spitting on them?
Posted by: tubal at October 17, 2024 03:55 PM (PCK5/)
***
HAWK TUAH
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

I'm in a safe red state. I might be persuaded to vote Harris in exchange for a little HAWK TUAH (from HAWK Tuah girl, not Harris). If you see her in interviews, she's pretty charming and sweet, actually.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 17, 2024 04:01 PM (Wjpln)

235 223 But what do dot-Indian people get?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
.......

One half acre and a sacred cow.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2024 03:59 PM (v0R5T)

I call Bull.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2024 04:01 PM (ynpvh)

236 Growing dope doesn't have anywhere near the social cachet.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2024 03:53 PM (uxCna)


Are you mad? Just the other day I was having lunch with several fellow CEOs and I broke out my dime bag of primo Snake River Skunkweed. I was king of the compost heap that day, lemme tell you.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 17, 2024 04:01 PM (ExV1e)

237 What lowlife assholes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 17, 2024 04:01 PM (pJznV)

238 "Let’s get down to brass tax"

They're going to tax your brass ... at 100%.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2024 04:01 PM (Cus5s)

239 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2024 04:00 PM (C8pPo)

A comment so nice it had to be said twice.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 17, 2024 04:01 PM (D6PGr)

240 Kumala isn't trying to curry their favor at any rate.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 17, 2024 04:00 PM (ynpvh)



If she doesn't I predict she'll be sari.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2024 04:01 PM (guGkK)

241 Racist proposals are all they have.

Posted by: LizLem at October 17, 2024 04:01 PM (+Vu5p)

242 Weird I edited a word and it posted twice. Freaking Minx.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2024 04:01 PM (C8pPo)

243 3 swing states have a black population large enough to matter regarding this pandering:
GA, NC and MI.
In only one of those states, MI, have they seen early voting match 2020: And that's in Detroit.

And it's already at 41% of the ballots returned in 2020.

Is this then, 1) a well-thought out plan that will motivate black men or 2) a hasty tourniquet to stop the bleeding?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 17, 2024 04:01 PM (/MJlQ)

244 FWIW - SS Income should be tax free also - it's paid for with your after-tax money. (Someone could check me on this - but I'm pretty sure that's the case)

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 17, 2024 03:47 PM (QGaXH)
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I believe it is levied on gross income. Also, based upon its return value there should be nothing to tax. You earn less than 1% on the taxes you paid. It is blatantly double taxation - and it especially hits black males hard, who have a negative return due to less life expectancy.

Posted by: Black JEM at October 17, 2024 04:01 PM (GZYu7)

245 243 3 swing states have a black population large enough to matter regarding this pandering:
GA, NC and MI.
In only one of those states, MI, have they seen early voting match 2020: And that's in Detroit.

And it's already at 41% of the ballots returned in 2020.

Is this then, 1) a well-thought out plan that will motivate black men or 2) a hasty tourniquet to stop the bleeding?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 17, 2024 04:01 PM (/MJlQ)

VA, too...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 17, 2024 04:02 PM (exHjb)

246 she worried about the black vote ? she got all other votes in the bag ?
Posted by: runner at October 17, 2024 04:00 PM (V13WU)


She just hasn't been able to come up with an effective bribe for native Americans. They already have casinos.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2024 04:02 PM (guGkK)

247 But what do dot-Indian people get?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
.......

One half acre and a sacred cow.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2024 03:59 PM (v0R5T)

I call Bull.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Steered in the wrong direction.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 17, 2024 04:02 PM (pJznV)

248 >>> The loans were first announced for blacks only, but after being criticized for this obviously racist promotion, the campaign says that the loans can be applied for by whites, too.I mean, whites won't get them, but they're free to apply.

What about house or field blacks? Do you have to check a box in your application?

(Just watched that CNN meltdown. I need to check this guy out! Never heard oh him before. )

Posted by: LizLem at October 17, 2024 04:03 PM (+Vu5p)

249 Did anyone else note the past correlation between Covid money and the up tick in brawls on Spirit Airlines?

Posted by: Ray Patriarca at October 17, 2024 04:03 PM (wBaIH)

250 232 she worried about the black vote ? she got all other votes in the bag ?
Posted by: runner

I think the black voters (especially among men) has shown the steepest decline since 2020, so they assume that's where they have the most ground to gain by refocusing their efforts? Easier to persuade someone who has previously (always?) voted Dem to do it again instead of persuading Republicans or low-turnout undecideds.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 17, 2024 04:04 PM (Wjpln)

251 199 tubal

She's also assuming the risk of being perceived as "the racial preferences candidate," which has never sold very well in the marketplace of ideas. At least in the past.

Flirting with reparations. This new forgivable loan/MJ nonsense.

Posted by: mnw at October 17, 2024 04:04 PM (NLIak)

252 I know in my neck of the woods that a large number of black people got more than 20k in fraudulent COVID business loans.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 17, 2024 04:04 PM (D6PGr)

253 But what do dot-Indian people get?



A choice between a 7/11 or a dry cleaners.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2024 04:05 PM (W/lyH)

254

Voldymyr Zelensky claims North Korea is preparing 10,000 soldiers to join Russia's invasion war against Ukraine described it as "the first step to a world war", according to Ukrainian media.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2024 04:05 PM (63Dwl)

255 It's exhausting.

She doesn't know programs, she knows buzz words & has people who will allegedly attend to the minutia.

The average Black man in the USA, especially a U.S. citizens, ain't getting crap and knows it.

O has a White mother, Harris an Asian mother and both were raised upper middle class or more. Beautiful lives, beautiful educations, people to aid them every step of the way. Don't lecture and make more promises.

The Justice 40 initiative: During his FIRST week in office, President Joe Biden issued Executive Order 14008, Tackling the Climate Crisis at Home and Abroad. Section 223 of EO 14008 established the Justice40 Initiative, which directs 40% of the overall benefits of certain Federal investments ... So where's the 'beef' in & after 4 years?

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 17, 2024 04:05 PM (NFX2v)

256 Hey wait a minute! In the future, if my kid gets busted again for weed and other drugs, will it be because he is white?

Posted by: Mike Johnson at October 17, 2024 04:05 PM (/U5Yz)

257 The thing that bothers me most with all of this pandering $hit is no one on the left will admit how blatantly racist and demeaning it is to black people.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2024 04:05 PM (QNSds)

258 225 Hmmmm.
I know a few of the bruthas. I'm gonna call 'em. I'll write the business plans, they can front for the loan. They get 51%. I get 49. And I can think.of a dozen good business ideas. We'll clean up!
Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2024 04:00 PM (W/lyH)

Pretty much the plan all along. Gotta be certified by the DEI commissar, though.

Posted by: Auspex at October 17, 2024 04:06 PM (j4U/Z)

259
But what do dot-Indian people get?

A choice between a 7/11 or a dry cleaners.
Posted by: Diogenes


A motel.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2024 04:06 PM (63Dwl)

260 >>> Tim Walz just sent a fundraising email with the subject: “Let’s get down to brass tax.”

This man is clearly a moo point.

Posted by: LizLem at October 17, 2024 04:06 PM (+Vu5p)

261 Harris is promising Polish-Americans a screen door for every submarine.

Posted by: Sifty at October 17, 2024 04:06 PM (409fj)

262 Iowahawk:

I am concerned that killing all the zombie leaders will only destabilize our delicate peace negotiations with the Undead

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 17, 2024 04:06 PM (uxCna)

263 If i was a Black man, I would hold out for some new Spinners and one of those Puffy Jackets.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2024 04:06 PM (lTqG1)

264 And it's already at 41% of the ballots returned in 2020.

Is this then, 1) a well-thought out plan that will motivate black men or 2) a hasty tourniquet to stop the bleeding?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Don't worry, we'll make sure to correct the bruthas' ballots. A lot of them seem to have accidentally checked the wrong box. Good thing we're here to make sure they don't vote against their interests!

Posted by: Blue Metro Vote Counters at October 17, 2024 04:06 PM (Wjpln)

265 How do you think someone that has a completely tax free retirement with Social Security votes moving forward?

I want lower taxes, I don't like tax cuts that exclude me because I'm already a reliable, Republican voter.

In fact, lets just count on me getting my taxes raised to pay for all of these giveaways. Where else will the money come from?

Posted by: Lacra at October 17, 2024 04:07 PM (4pwAx)

266 Voldymyr Zelensky claims North Korea is preparing 10,000 soldiers to join Russia's invasion war against Ukraine described it as "the first step to a world war"

Our work here is done.

Posted by: The GOPe at October 17, 2024 04:07 PM (guGkK)

267 Why do I have to pay an income tax on my wages but a waiter doesn't? I paid cash for my car, so I dont get a tax rebate? A blue state that has sky high income taxes gets to qualify for a bigger refund than my red state that has low taxes?

It's bullshit imo. Lower EVERYONE's rates instead of throwing money at the few percent of undecided idiots that just want free stuff.
Posted by: Lacra at October 17, 2024 03:43 PM (4pwAx)

Because a tip is not a wage. If I stiff my waitress because she sucks, she can't take me to the government to claim that "wage". It is a gift, not from the employer, and small gifts aren't taxed anywhere else.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2024 04:07 PM (n7h9X)

268 it won't stand either.

The Public Service Loan Forgiveness program has been part of federal student loans for decades now.

Prior to this Congress just kept changing the work eligibility requirements so that no one ever actually could meet them.

Which meant that you had a bunch of people in public service jobs, trusting the feds' promise (fools) that if they worked in public service their loans would be forgiven if they stayed in those jobs long enough.

It was the Feral Gov's way of ensuring they always had indentured workers to do jobs that most people wouldn't otherwise do for the pay offfered.

As loath as I am to praise anything Biden has ever done, making the PSLF qualifications easier to meet was one of them.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 17, 2024 04:07 PM (hB7mE)

269 My black wife was eager to flee CO in no small part due to the marijuana culture there.

But then she votes Trump and doesn't dance a softshoe for Democrat nickels, so I guess she's not their fucking audience.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2024 04:07 PM (C8pPo)

270 Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 17, 2024 04:04 PM (Wjpln)

Total Black male vote is about 12million spread among the 50 states. Seems like a lot more when you look at big urban center voting.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 17, 2024 04:08 PM (D6PGr)

271 The problem is, this will work. Democracy is a failed system precisely because it devolves into mutual looting, with fewer and fewer people doing productive work.

You gotta hand it to the Democrats: they’re far better at buying off their voters than Republicans.

Posted by: Lurker at October 17, 2024 04:08 PM (FC8SQ)

272 >>>Voldymyr Zelensky claims North Korea is preparing 10,000 soldiers


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How does NK prepare its soldiers? Start feeding them?

Posted by: Bigsmith at October 17, 2024 04:08 PM (1Au9i)

273 She just hasn't been able to come up with an effective bribe for native Americans. They already have casinos.

Firewater and wampum, FTW!

Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2024 04:09 PM (xCA6C)

274 IT’S FUNNY HOW ONLY MEN KAMALA’S BLOWN ACTUALLY LIKE HER.

NO WONDER SHE DEFAULTS TO A TRANSACTIONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH BLACK MALE VOTERS.

Posted by: BEN at October 17, 2024 04:09 PM (Hkcdp)

275 Kamala.. The Pander-in-chief

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2024 04:09 PM (IyPmt)

276 Because a tip is not a wage.

That's beside the point. A tip is income under the Internal Revenue Code whether you define it as a wage or not.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2024 04:09 PM (guGkK)

277 What price dignity?

A giant flat screen
3-4 abortions
All the drugs you can take
No cash bail
Get out of rioting free card

Posted by: Sifty at October 17, 2024 04:10 PM (409fj)

278 The way the Harris / Walz campaign is going all you will have are soy boys and crazy cat ladies , all honky, supporting her.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 17, 2024 04:10 PM (YUtTn)

279 And a free watermelon every other week.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at October 17, 2024 04:10 PM (17s+e)

280 168 Tim Walz just sent a fundraising email with the subject: “Let’s get down to brass tax.”

Sweet Jeebus, what an idiot.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 17, 2024 03:50 PM (xCA6C)

To be fair, it could have been an attempt to be 'punny' if the subject in the e-mail was taxes...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 17, 2024 04:10 PM (QGaXH)

281 It is a gift, not from the employer, and small gifts aren't taxed anywhere else.
Posted by: Oldcat

Thank goodness! If my wife ever accepted my small gift, and its repeated, half-hearted donations, it wouldn't be fair to tax her when I'm the one finally getting lucky.

Posted by: David French at October 17, 2024 04:10 PM (Wjpln)

282 But then she votes Trump and doesn't dance a softshoe for Democrat nickels, so I guess she's not their fucking audience.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2024 04:07 PM (C8pPo)

Smart Woman.. Though she did marry you.....I kid

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2024 04:10 PM (IyPmt)

283 Voldymyr Zelensky claims North Korea is preparing 10,000 soldiers to join Russia's invasion war against Ukraine described it as "the first step to a world war", according to Ukrainian media.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
.......

The Uke soldiers are going to have to learn to shoot lower.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2024 04:11 PM (v0R5T)

284 I wish someone would march up Voldymyr Zelensky's butt.

Democracy Now! Volodymyr Zelensky Pushes “Victory Plan” as Kremlin Warns It Could Lead to Direct War with NATO, Oct. 17, 2024

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has laid out a so-called victory plan in a speech to Ukraine’s parliament, proposing to end Russia’s war in Ukraine by late 2025.
The five-point plan calls for an immediate and unconditional invitation to Ukraine to join NATO. It would also guarantee weapons sent to Ukraine by its allies could be used for attacks on Russian soil, and would see Ukrainian troops replace U.S. troops in Europe after the war. Russia’s Foreign Ministry condemned Zelensky’s plan as an escalation and warned it could push Russia into direct conflict with NATO.

This comes as President Biden heads to Germany today, where he will discuss U.S. and European support for Ukraine. The Wall Street Journal recently reported the number of Ukrainians and Russians killed or wounded since Russia’s invasion in early 2022 has topped 1 million people.
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Could it be a holiday shopping spree for Z, and maybe Joey too? IDK.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 17, 2024 04:12 PM (NFX2v)

285 Do you remember when the Biden-Harris brain trust wanted to outlaw menthol tobacco? Now they can't seem to understand why black men won't vote for her?

Pro tip: Double down on that position Kamala, Ban 40 oz malt liquor. I double dog dare you. That will show em who the girl boss slay qween is. It's for their own good .

Posted by: The Walking Dude at October 17, 2024 04:12 PM (cCxiu)

286
Didn't California try that with the idea that the illegal weed sellers would take the opportunity to go legit? But those guys just said "So I can keep doing what I've been doing but pay taxes on it? Nah."

Posted by: Oddbob at October 17, 2024 03:49 PM (e+l1x)


Plus, a lot of the legal growers entered the illegal weed market. The biggest legal weed grower in Santa Barbara did that years ago. As I recall, he could grow and process weed legally in SoCal, and then he'd ship it to areas where it was illegal. He finally got busted driving a box truck full of illegal ganja in Oklahoma (which he'd grown legally in CA) while delivering to local drug dealers. Ended up having to shut down most of the local SB dispensaries for about a year.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2024 04:12 PM (y9nCu)

287 Because a tip is not a wage. If I stiff my waitress because she sucks, she can't take me to the government to claim that "wage". It is a gift, not from the employer, and small gifts aren't taxed anywhere else.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Tips aren't gifts, that's stupid.

That's like saying my employer "gifts" me because I do such a great job at work.

It's a form of compensation for work performed. Would you gift a waiter that didn't wait on your table? Of course not.

Everyone is throwing away common sense to fit a dumb tax scam that was just made on the fly to win Nevada.

Posted by: Lacra at October 17, 2024 04:12 PM (4pwAx)

288 Eggcorns are a favorite of mine . The one I use to this day even though I know it’s an eggcorn is Chesterdrawers.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 17, 2024 04:12 PM (D6PGr)

289 180
Guess 40 acres and a mule no longer works.

Throw in a Hoyt-Clagwell tractor.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2024 03:52 PM (63Dwl)

Haney motors has a nice selection of 'pre-conditioned' for sale.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 17, 2024 04:12 PM (QGaXH)

290 As loath as I am to praise anything Biden has ever done, making the PSLF qualifications easier to meet was one of them.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 17, 2024 04:07 PM (hB7mE)

****

Why should government employee parasites also get their Federally-subsidized student loans forgiven? If anything, we need to calculate back taxes for all of the interest they dodged and come after them with a bill.

Posted by: Lurker at October 17, 2024 04:12 PM (FC8SQ)

291 "Rat-soup eatin' muthafucka!" - Dolemite

Posted by: Sifty at October 17, 2024 04:13 PM (409fj)

292 If the economy sucks, Fema no more $. Ukraine has💰.
Being a fake person all day takes lots of energy.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 17, 2024 04:14 PM (J8LnB)

293 WOW.


Seriously, WOW.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2024 03:32 PM (Hkcdp)


I couldn't have said it better. Just WOW.


But c'mon man, that record store didn't have Donny Osmond and the Osmond Brothers? They got soul, brutha.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 17, 2024 04:14 PM (WXjIX)

294 question from twitchy:

Why is the Vice President making a major speech about a terrorist killed by Israel? A terrorist who is responsible for STILL holding American hostages. Where is the President?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 17, 2024 04:14 PM (CWTWj)

295 Total Black male vote is about 12million spread among the 50 states. Seems like a lot more when you look at big urban center voting.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

As mentioned in 193 above, In Georgia: Biden prevailed by 11,779 votes. I assume Michigan and PA were also fairly close. They have large enough black populations to make a difference in their state elections, and they're some of the only states that will ultimately matter due to the EC.

Posted by: David French at October 17, 2024 04:14 PM (Wjpln)

296 >>Tips aren't gifts, that's stupid.


Gratuity.

It's a literal fucking synonym.

But let's not let wurds get in our way...

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2024 04:15 PM (te6KH)

297 Everyone is throwing away common sense to fit a dumb tax scam that was just made on the fly to win Nevada.
Posted by: Lacra at October 17, 2024 04:12 PM (4pwAx)

****

Otoh, tax cuts are always based and depriving the government of revenue is ultra-based. The only problem with Trump’s tips tax proposal is it doesn’t go nearly far enough.

Posted by: Lurker at October 17, 2024 04:15 PM (FC8SQ)

298 Posted by: BEN at October 17, 2024 04:09 PM (Hkcdp)

I don't think they necessarily like (if like means "repect") her either. Willie Brown has apparently said to a few associates off the record that "she was an airhead then and is an airhead now." That is irrelevant to her looking good and having sexual techniques men admire

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2024 04:15 PM (MQJVv)

299 We could have built a border wall 20 walls deep with the money we’ve given to Ukraine .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 17, 2024 04:16 PM (D6PGr)

300 40 acres and a mule = Freedom & the ability to support yourself

What they want for blacks, and the rest of us, is a micro apartment in a 15 Minute City and vegan diet. NO Pets, let alone livestock!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2024 04:16 PM (Hkcdp)

301 Maybe Oprah gave her the idea: "You get $20,000! And you get $20,000! Not you, paleface."

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at October 17, 2024 04:16 PM (E/vHo)

302 Satanic Temple opens up abortion clinic in Virginia, claims abortion is a religious ritual

https://is.gd/8l89ZM

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Can I get a "Well, duhhhh?"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 17, 2024 04:17 PM (L/fGl)

303 I wish politicians would offer me all sorts of bribes to vote for them. Instead all I get are platitudes and condescending bullshit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 17, 2024 04:17 PM (Q4IgG)

304 tips are why waiters get a lower minimum wage. and if the tips aren't enough, the boss needs to pony up some $ so the wait staff gets the full legal minimum wage. fact

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 17, 2024 04:17 PM (CWTWj)

305 Breaking News:

VP Harris announces plan to install a basketball hoop in every courtroom in America as part of her campaign to woo black male voters.

Posted by: Sifty at October 17, 2024 04:17 PM (409fj)

306 Question: when buying a car, is sales tax added at that point?
If yes, is more sales tax added to each monthly payment?

Posted by: Ciampino - the bastards at October 17, 2024 04:17 PM (qfLjt)

307 189 FWIW - SS Income should be tax free also - it's paid for with your after-tax money. (Someone could check me on this - but I'm pretty sure that's the case)

That is correct. Kinda. 1/2 of your total social security and Medicare is taxed on all wages. Pre tax deductions (like 401 k contributions) reduce only the sum of money subject to.income tax....which is why your box 1 of the W2 is often smaller than box 3 and 5. However, your employer pays the other half of your Social Security and Medicare.

Being self employed changes this a bit.....but you still get an adjustment to your taxable income.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 17, 2024 03:53 PM (MgeCs)

I only knew this because, being a nerd, I was trying to see how the various numbers on the paystub added up and the only way to make it work was if the SS deduction, while calculated on 'Gross' income, was subtracted from 'Net' (after tax) income.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 17, 2024 04:18 PM (QGaXH)

308
266 Voldymyr Zelensky claims North Korea is preparing 10,000 soldiers to join Russia's invasion war against Ukraine described it as "the first step to a world war"

They are probably looking forward to a new flavor of grass to eat.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2024 04:18 PM (cV2we)

309 Tips aren't gifts, that's stupid.

That's like saying my employer "gifts" me because I do such a great job at work.

It's a form of compensation for work performed. Would you gift a waiter that didn't wait on your table? Of course not.

Everyone is throwing away common sense to fit a dumb tax scam that was just made on the fly to win Nevada.
Posted by: Lacra at October 17, 2024 04:12 PM (4pwAx)

Tips come from ME and I have no contractual relationship with the server. If they are wages then the waitress could sue me for not giving tips at the level of the "wage".

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2024 04:18 PM (n7h9X)

310 The idea that tips are "gifts" goes into the category of defenses floated by nutcase tax evaders representing themselves pro se. Just like "my labor and my wages are of equal value, therefore I had no net income and owe no taxes."

The court reporter smirks, the court clerk rolls his eyes, the judge smacks down his gavel, and off you go with the nice men in the uniforms.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2024 04:19 PM (guGkK)

311 Kamala should promise to sign legislation making it a federal crime to feature the face of a black person on any consumer product.

Call it The Uncle Ben Dignity Recovery Act.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

At Afro Sheen HQ they are back to the drawing board.

Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2024 04:19 PM (oiNtH)

312 NO Pets, let alone livestock!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2024 04:16 PM (Hkcdp)

There’s a difference between pets and livestock?

Posted by: Haitian Immigrant at October 17, 2024 04:19 PM (FC8SQ)

313 257 The thing that bothers me most with all of this pandering $hit is no one on the left will admit how blatantly racist and demeaning it is to black people.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2024 04:05 PM (QNSds)

————

Most people want to be pandered too.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 17, 2024 04:19 PM (Vh9CX)

314 It’s the Peter Principle. She sucks lots of peter and has no principles.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 17, 2024 04:19 PM (pJznV)

315 Why is the Vice President making a major speech about a terrorist killed by Israel? A terrorist who is responsible for STILL holding American hostages. Where is the President?
Posted by: gnats local 678

Sale at Cold Stone?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 17, 2024 04:19 PM (L/fGl)

316 Zelensky is hinting not so subtly that he wants NATO countries to supply him boots on the ground.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 17, 2024 04:20 PM (D6PGr)

317 wish politicians would offer me all sorts of bribes to vote for them. Instead all I get are platitudes and condescending bullshit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 17, 2024 04:17 PM (Q4IgG)

Fair.

Democrat voters get cash and plunder and lawless vengeance for their scraps of paper.

Republican voters just get continually snowed by an endless procession of Mr. Haney impersonators.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2024 04:20 PM (C8pPo)

318 Voldymyr Zelensky claims North Korea is preparing 10,000 soldiers to join Russia's invasion war against Ukraine described it as "the first step to a world war"

They are probably looking forward to a new flavor of grass to eat.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2024 04:18 PM (cV2we)

Reports are these are engineer troops helping to build/repair rear areas, roads and the like. Supply and ammo dumps have to be dug in these days due to drones and satellite coverage allowing the old style dumps to be hit and destroyed.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2024 04:21 PM (n7h9X)

319 Oh, it'll be just like PPP AND Justice 40, but only for Black men!

Have my serious doubts.

Oversight Committee Releases Report on Rampant Waste, Fraud, and Abuse in Pandemic Unemployment Relief Programs, Oct. 10, 2024

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 17, 2024 04:21 PM (NFX2v)

320 Gratuity.

It's a literal fucking synonym.

But let's not let wurds get in our way...
Posted by: garrett
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So if my employer writes "gift" on my paycheck, it's now tax free? Because it says "gift" and that's the definition of gift?

Isnt it funny no conservative ever debated this until Trump offered it 8 years after he won the Presidency, all to win Nevada?

The mental gymnastics to justify all of this must be exhausting.

But sure, let's make a janitor pay half of his check in taxes, but not the waiter because "tips".



Posted by: Lacra at October 17, 2024 04:21 PM (4pwAx)

321 Probably said above. That loan forgiveness is going to be taxable.

Just imagine if a white republican candidate had offered that to woo black men.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 17, 2024 04:21 PM (JkCto)

322 If you haven't figured it out yet, Sundowner is unofficially retired

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2024 04:21 PM (fwDg9)

323 What exactly is Zelenskyy expecting from us in response to Russia getting NK soldiers?

I am sure as hell NOT sending my kid over ther to help, and he just got hundreds of millions from Blinken, maybe 2 days ago???

Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2024 04:21 PM (Hkcdp)

324
VP Harris announces plan to install a basketball hoop in every courtroom in America as part of her campaign to woo black male voters.

Midnight basketball.

Posted by: AlGore at October 17, 2024 04:21 PM (63Dwl)

325 Zelensky is putting on a brand new sweatshirt from Baby Gap and getting ready to start WW3.

That guy needs an intervention by gravity.

Posted by: Sifty at October 17, 2024 04:21 PM (409fj)

326 308 Fox News poll Trump up 2
Marquette poll, a tie
Rasmussen Trump up 1

Democrats on suicide watch across the country.
Posted by: Settled Science at October 17, 2024 04:18 PM (QumlO)
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Be careful of that Marquette poll. Although tied head to head, in a three way race (Kennedy is on the ballot. WI SC wouldn't allow him to remove himself), Harris jumps out to a 3 point lead.

Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2024 04:22 PM (G0vdT)

327 >>So if my employer writes "gift" on my paycheck, it's now tax free? Because it says "gift" and that's the definition of gift?


No. THAT would be FRAUD.

Another wurd with a Dirty Meaning you probably don't like.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2024 04:22 PM (te6KH)

328 Zelensky is hinting not so subtly that he wants NATO countries to supply him boots on the ground cannon fodder.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2024 04:22 PM (v0R5T)

329 Zelensky is putting on a brand new sweatshirt from Baby Gap and getting ready to start WW3.

That guy needs an intervention by gravity.
Posted by: Sifty at October 17, 2024 04:21 PM (409fj)

Deceleration trauma.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Balding American at October 17, 2024 04:23 PM (Ad8y9)

330 the text: "The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several States, and without regard to any census or enumeration"

no reason why they can't put a tax on gifts like anything else.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 17, 2024 04:23 PM (CWTWj)

331 "Voldymyr Zelensky claims North Korea is preparing 10,000 soldiers to join Russia's invasion war against Ukraine described it as "the first step to a world war", according to Ukrainian media."

The first 18 norks they sent already bolted and are no where to be found.

Who else thinks they are in hiding and preparing to open a kimchee/Korean barbeque franchise?

Posted by: The Walking Dude at October 17, 2024 04:24 PM (cCxiu)

332 326 308 Fox News poll Trump up 2
Marquette poll, a tie
Rasmussen Trump up 1

Trump should be up 50 over that brain dead hyena

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2024 04:24 PM (IyPmt)

333 Liberte
Gravite
Velocite

Posted by: Sifty at October 17, 2024 04:24 PM (409fj)

334 191 >>And I expect my pony delivered post hast

Shetland Pony or Polo Pony?
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Bologna Pony!


dog-faced pony, soldier!

Posted by: anachronda at October 17, 2024 04:24 PM (sGtp+)

335 Zelensky is hinting not so subtly that he wants NATO countries to supply him boots on the ground.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 17, 2024 04:20 PM (D6PGr)

They already are. A squad of about a dozen US troops were taken out in the Kursk offensive with their APC. I'm sure they have all the papers to make it right. Reportedly a lot of foreign fighters were in on the early stages of that incursion, presumably to capture a nuclear plant near Kursk.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2024 04:24 PM (n7h9X)

336 Time to negotiate peace, Zelenskyy.

The money train is coming to an end.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2024 04:24 PM (Hkcdp)

337 Gratuity.

It's a literal fucking synonym.

But let's not let wurds get in our way...
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2024 04:15 PM (te6KH)

———

I think the threshold to tax income from gifts is at $18,000 per individual.

So just move the category of tips from wages to gift.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 17, 2024 04:24 PM (Vh9CX)

338 So if my employer writes "gift" on my paycheck, it's now tax free? Because it says "gift" and that's the definition of gift?

Isnt it funny no conservative ever debated this until Trump offered it 8 years after he won the Presidency, all to win Nevada?

The mental gymnastics to justify all of this must be exhausting.

But sure, let's make a janitor pay half of his check in taxes, but not the waiter because "tips".



Posted by: Lacra at October 17, 2024 04:21 PM


It's a moot point as it is not going to happen without re-writing almost the entire income tax code and social security withholding laws. No way is any president going to get the sign off from congress on that without offering ever increasing levels of grift to their favored constituents.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2024 04:24 PM (QNSds)

339 And I think Republican officials are like Mr. Haney in all respects - he's a down home, folksy grifter who will hustle you no matter what.

But I have to give credit to Adam Carolla, because I only thought of the resemblance after he pointed out that if you close your eyes and listen to Mr. Haney, he sounds like Ted Cruz.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2024 04:24 PM (C8pPo)

340 no reason why they can't put a tax on gifts like anything else.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 17, 2024 04:23 PM (CWTWj)


When you get down into the nitty-gritty of tax law, you find that none of it really makes sense. It's all arbitrary bullshit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2024 04:24 PM (guGkK)

341 hell, if you write a 300 page book and your boss lets you print it out on the office xerox machine, that would be considered a taxable perk. really

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 17, 2024 04:24 PM (CWTWj)

342 Get his butt out on the front lines in some real warfare with just his older soldiers stuck out there in the coming winter and let's see how battle ready & fit he is.

Agghhh! Aggravating, greedy little war monger. Yeah, imo.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 17, 2024 04:25 PM (NFX2v)

343 So if my employer writes "gift" on my paycheck, it's now tax free? Because it says "gift" and that's the definition of gift?

Isnt it funny no conservative ever debated this until Trump offered it 8 years after he won the Presidency, all to win Nevada?

The mental gymnastics to justify all of this must be exhausting.

But sure, let's make a janitor pay half of his check in taxes, but not the waiter because "tips".

Posted by: Lacra at October 17, 2024 04:21 PM (4pwAx)

Here's my mental gymnastic:

It's time to get beyond the point of moral absolutism. If letting a waiter keep his fucking tips tax free stops these assholes from assuming power for the next four years, I'm letting the waiter keep his fucking tips tax free.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 17, 2024 04:25 PM (KbCG3)

344 And I expect my pony delivered post hast

Shetland Pony or Polo Pony?
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Bologna Pony!

Cotton Pony!

Posted by: Tampon Timmy at October 17, 2024 04:25 PM (pJznV)

345 It's time to get beyond the point of moral absolutism. If letting a waiter keep his fucking tips tax free stops these assholes from assuming power for the next four years, I'm letting the waiter keep his fucking tips tax free.

THIS

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2024 04:26 PM (guGkK)

346 Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2024 04:24 PM (IyPmt)

How did your daughter's surgery go, Donna?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2024 04:26 PM (MQJVv)

347 Be careful of that Marquette poll. Although tied head to head, in a three way race (Kennedy is on the ballot. WI SC wouldn't allow him to remove himself), Harris jumps out to a 3 point lead.
Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2024 04:22 PM (G0vdT)

****

Counterpoint: third party candidates almost always poll better than their real vote performance because it’s cheap to express an opinion to a pollster.

How many Kennedy voters are expressing support for him in a poll but intend to voted for Trump or stay home? How many are still going to cast a ballot for him when they know he does not want their votes?

Posted by: Haitian Immigrant at October 17, 2024 04:27 PM (FC8SQ)

348 Camela is especially homely viewed from a profile.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 17, 2024 04:27 PM (jbnUc)

349 How did your daughter's surgery go, Donna?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2024 04:26 PM (MQJVv)


She's in recovery and doing well.. Thanks for asking

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2024 04:27 PM (IyPmt)

350 The fact that they're doing a Republican outreach surge at the last minute (along with the black male one) tells me the original gameplan of base turnout is not proving to be effective enough, and they're scrambling for a few more votes.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

Or, their base shrank

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 17, 2024 04:27 PM (JkCto)

351 the easiest way to make tips tax free would be to make the standard deduction about three or four times the minimum wage for a full time job.
the irs has tied itself in knots for years trying to figure out how to get the income tax on all tips people make.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 17, 2024 04:28 PM (CWTWj)

352 Everyone is throwing away common sense to fit a dumb tax scam that was just made on the fly to win Nevada.
Posted by: Lacra


Think of it from the other direction then: this type of income isn't taxed, so maybe other types of income shouldn't be taxed. Add a couple of those that are exempt from taxation.

Then repeat with some other kind of income.

Eventually, you've repealed the income tax for everyone.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 17, 2024 04:28 PM (hB7mE)

353 Posted by: Lacra at October 17, 2024 04:21 PM (4pwAx)

Half?

Anyway I believe the No tip tax plan is more to help the restaurant business than the waitstaff. That said I would put an amount of tips one could make before it is taxed.

High dollar restaurant waitstaff can make big bucks and agree it’s not fair not to tax to other professions making the same amount .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 17, 2024 04:28 PM (D6PGr)

354 Hurray Donna!

Posted by: Sifty at October 17, 2024 04:28 PM (i1IzG)

355 314 It’s the Peter Principle. She sucks lots of peter and has no principles.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 17, 2024 04:19 PM (pJznV)

lol

"Let me finish!"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at October 17, 2024 04:28 PM (xcxpd)

356 Harris probably shouldn't have hired Uncle Ruckus as an advisor.

Posted by: ryukyu at October 17, 2024 04:28 PM (6z5lT)

357 354 Hurray Donna!
Posted by: Sifty at October 17, 2024 04:28 PM (i1IzG)

Thanks.. And thank all of you for your prayers

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2024 04:29 PM (IyPmt)

358 Yeah.

Let that waiter keep his tips.

We're all getting ass fucked by unconstitutional horseshit taxes on the sweat of our brows.

I won't begrudge a waiter dodging them any more than I would any other tax cheat.

Good for them. Good for anyone who cheats the government. Everyone should do it til it goes bankrupt and all of them have to eat their patent leather shoes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2024 04:29 PM (C8pPo)

359 354 High dollar restaurant waitstaff can make big bucks and agree it’s not fair not to tax to other professions making the same amount .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 17, 2024 04:28 PM (D6PGr)

=======

You know what's not fair?

The government presuming a greater right to the fruits of my labor than me.

All taxation is theft. End it all.

I'm not voting for anyone who doesn't advocate for that.

Do I win the purity prize?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 17, 2024 04:29 PM (GBKbO)

360 358
Good for them. Good for anyone who cheats the government. Everyone should do it til it goes bankrupt and all of them have to eat their patent leather shoes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2024 04:29 PM (C8pPo)

========

It's not cheating if it's legal!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 17, 2024 04:29 PM (GBKbO)

361 358 Yeah.

Let that waiter keep his tips.

We're all getting ass fucked by unconstitutional horseshit taxes on the sweat of our brows.

I won't begrudge a waiter dodging them any more than I would any other tax cheat.

Good for them. Good for anyone who cheats the government. Everyone should do it til it goes bankrupt and all of them have to eat their patent leather shoes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2024 04:29 PM (C8pPo)

At the end of the day, someone has more money in their pocket and it ain't the government for once.

I'm for it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 17, 2024 04:30 PM (KbCG3)

362 316 Zelensky is hinting not so subtly that he wants NATO countries to supply him boots on the ground.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

I mean...he's losing the war. He has limited manpower, and all the donated Western equipment in the world won't change that. Without additional troops, he's going to lose.

Posted by: Military Moron at October 17, 2024 04:30 PM (Wjpln)

363 Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2024 04:27 PM (IyPmt)

Glad to hear that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2024 04:30 PM (MQJVv)

364 I think the threshold to tax income from gifts is at $18,000 per individual.

So just move the category of tips from wages to gift.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 17, 2024 04:24 PM (Vh9CX)

****

Gifts are not Federally taxed. Estates are taxed, but only those above ~$10MM. The gift-reporting limit you are referring to is a way to prevent circumventing estate taxes by giving large, unreported gifts to your heirs.

Posted by: Haitian Immigrant at October 17, 2024 04:30 PM (FC8SQ)

365 Kamala announcing Sinwar's death is comical. The way she's saying it you can tell she's thinking "shit , there goes Michigan"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 17, 2024 04:31 PM (YUtTn)

366 We should have had a tax strike long ago. These fucking assholes are out of control.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 17, 2024 04:31 PM (pJznV)

367 the text: "The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several States, and without regard to any census or enumeration"

no reason why they can't put a tax on gifts like anything else.
Posted by: gnats local 678


Anyone know the procedure for proposing a Constitutional amendment to modify a previous amendment? Because I want to propose changing that "shall have power" to "is forbidden".

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 17, 2024 04:31 PM (hB7mE)

368 >>All taxation is theft. End it all.


Simple Solutions are Best Solutions.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2024 04:31 PM (te6KH)

369 If we don't collect taxes, we can't have a government.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2024 04:32 PM (RUMEY)

370 304 tips are why waiters get a lower minimum wage. and if the tips aren't enough, the boss needs to pony up some $ so the wait staff gets the full legal minimum wage. fact
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 17, 2024 04:17 PM (CWTWj)

In california waitstaff gets minimum wage which is 16 an hour.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 17, 2024 04:32 PM (YVs21)

371 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 17, 2024 04:29 PM (GBKbO)

Reductio Ad Absurdum

Good job

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 17, 2024 04:32 PM (D6PGr)

372 also, my experience from a long time ago is that a lot of people who work in restaurants are getting paid off the books, the owner has accountant who can make it happen that way

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 17, 2024 04:32 PM (CWTWj)

373 >>Gifts are not Federally taxed. Estates are taxed, but only those above ~$10MM. The gift-reporting limit you are referring to is a way to prevent circumventing estate taxes by giving large, unreported gifts to your heirs.




This is why you use Loans.

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2024 04:32 PM (te6KH)

374 Or, their base shrank
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 17, 2024 04:27 PM (JkCto)
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Their appeal has become more selective.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 17, 2024 04:32 PM (U1w17)

375 369 If we don't collect taxes, we can't have a government.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2024 04:32 PM (RUMEY)

=======

Taxes aren't the only way for governments to make money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 17, 2024 04:32 PM (GBKbO)

376 $18,000
The IRS allows individuals to give away a specific amount of assets or property each year tax-free. For 2024, the annual gift tax exclusion is $18,000, meaning a person can give up to $18,000 to as many people as he or she wants without having to pay any taxes on the gifts. Mar 21, 2024

GIFTS

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 17, 2024 04:32 PM (NFX2v)

377 284 Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has laid out a so-called victory plan in a speech to Ukraine’s parliament, proposing to end Russia’s war in Ukraine by late 2025.
The five-point plan calls for an immediate and unconditional invitation to Ukraine to join NATO.


steiner nato will come

Posted by: zelenskyy at October 17, 2024 04:33 PM (sGtp+)

378 If we don't collect taxes, we can't have a government.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2024 04:32 PM (RUMEY)


Talk dirty to me some more, you dangerous rogue!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2024 04:33 PM (guGkK)

379 Zelensky is hinting not so subtly that he wants NATO countries to supply him boots on the ground.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

I mean...he's losing the war. He has limited manpower, and all the donated Western equipment in the world won't change that. Without additional troops, he's going to lose.
Posted by: Military Moron at October 17, 2024 04:30 PM (Wjpln)

There is no more Western Equipment to donate. The EU nations have been on the cheap for decades and gave lots of their equipment away to Ukraine. Germany hasn't enough tanks to train its men, they have to collect vehicles from the entire army to train one unit. Brits are even worse off.

That's why this saber rattling pisses me off. Western countries don't even have a saber to use if the bluff gets called.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2024 04:33 PM (n7h9X)

380 294 question from twitchy:

Why is the Vice President making a major speech about a terrorist killed by Israel? A terrorist who is responsible for STILL holding American hostages. Where is the President?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 17, 2024 04:14 PM (CWTWj)

More salient (to me) question: When Biden was pushed out, why didn't they go all the way? Kamala as incumbent prez would be a stronger candidate than as VP.

Or were they afraid she'd burst into flames the moment her hand touched the bible?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 17, 2024 04:33 PM (QGaXH)

381 365 Kamala announcing Sinwar's death is comical. The way she's saying it you can tell she's thinking "shit , there goes Michigan"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 17, 2024 04:31 PM (YUtTn)


I guess she was at some College today where she was gonna speak about it and take press questions and she had to cancel the questions because some Palestinian protestors were interfering....Though I doubt she was gonna actually take questions....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2024 04:33 PM (IyPmt)

382 I have deeply respected the audacity and self-respect of tax cheats since I was little kid. My mom made it clear that Leona Helmsley was awesome, that she only did what everyone does or should do, and she only got in trouble for being a cunt about it, which makes it even cooler.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2024 04:34 PM (C8pPo)

383
If Harris was serious she would have added free 40's of King Cobra for a year.

Posted by: Potato Of The United States at October 17, 2024 04:34 PM (OgWfa)

384 >>If we don't collect taxes, we can't have a government.


There is literally no connection between Taxation and Federal Spending.

None.

Taxes have nothing to do with Government Spending at this point.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2024 04:34 PM (te6KH)

385 372 also, my experience from a long time ago is that a lot of people who work in restaurants are getting paid off the books, the owner has accountant who can make it happen that way
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 17, 2024 04:32 PM (CWTWj)

That wasn't my experience, no one was paid under the table.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 17, 2024 04:34 PM (YVs21)

386 Taxes aren't the only way for governments to make money.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 17, 2024 04:32 PM (GBKbO)


Seize drugs from the cartels and sell it in black neighborhoods?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2024 04:35 PM (RUMEY)

387 If we don't collect taxes, we can't have a government.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2024 04:32 PM (RUMEY)

hardly seeing the downside here.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2024 04:35 PM (n7h9X)

388 Nood lip-reading

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 17, 2024 04:35 PM (hB7mE)

389 If Harris was serious she would have added free 40's of King Cobra for a year.
Posted by: Potato Of The United States at October 17, 2024 04:34 PM (OgWfa)
-----------
Colt 45.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 17, 2024 04:35 PM (U1w17)

390 How can Trump only be up 1 point according to Rasmussen?

That seems way closer than it should be.

Posted by: Lacra at October 17, 2024 04:35 PM (4pwAx)

391 And Martha Stewart??

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 17, 2024 04:35 PM (NFX2v)

392 Wesley Snipes has entered the chat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 17, 2024 04:35 PM (pJznV)

393 a big part of the problem is that you think paying taxes means the gov't is taking some of your money. to people like eliz warren and ocasio-crackpot and all the others of their ilk, when you pay taxes it means the politicians are letting you keep some of their money.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 17, 2024 04:36 PM (CWTWj)

394 That wasn't my experience, no one was paid under the table.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 17, 2024 04:34 PM (YVs21)


Yep. Paying your employees under the table in CA is a one-way ticket to a VERY expensive class action lawsuit.

I've defended dozens of them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 17, 2024 04:36 PM (guGkK)

395 also, my experience from a long time ago is that a lot of people who work in restaurants are getting paid off the books, the owner has accountant who can make it happen that way
Posted by: gnats local 678 at October 17, 2024 04:32 PM (CWTWj)

That wasn't my experience, no one was paid under the table.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 17, 2024 04:34 PM (YVs21)

In my experience waitron units would claim enough tips to reach minimum wage and pocket the rest. I understand now that tips on credit cards are reported by the employer as income.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2024 04:36 PM (n7h9X)

396 And I expect my pony delivered post hast

Shetland Pony or Polo Pony?
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Bologna Pony!

Cotton Pony!
Posted by: Tampon Timmy
......

Futa Pony!

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2024 04:38 PM (v0R5T)

397 I can recall feds not getting warrants for entry because people could lip read their comments both inside and outside a plant and were then only too happy to report them.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 17, 2024 04:39 PM (NFX2v)

398 Anyone know the procedure for proposing a Constitutional amendment to modify a previous amendment? Because I want to propose changing that "shall have power" to "is forbidden".
Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 17, 2024 04:31 PM (hB7mE)

*****

Same as in town: 2/3rds of Congress or 2/3rds of states at a convention. 3/4s of states to ratify.

Posted by: Haitian Immigrant at October 17, 2024 04:39 PM (FC8SQ)

399 More salient (to me) question: When Biden was pushed out, why didn't they go all the way? Kamala as incumbent prez would be a stronger candidate than as VP.

Or were they afraid she'd burst into flames the moment her hand touched the bible?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 17, 2024 04:33 PM (QGaXH)

The downside of having K have all the power of the presidency is that she could actually fire these handlers and put others in their place. It is a danger for all puppet masters that the puppet betrays them. Happens a lot with royal regencies when the king or queen reaches majority.

But notice that Biden the president is hardly mentioned at all anymore even as a fiction. It was a coup and nobody even fraudulently elected is running things.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2024 04:41 PM (n7h9X)

400 Now playing, Killing An Arab. The Cure.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 17, 2024 04:42 PM (J8LnB)

401 Kamala probably handles a turntable as well as Walz handles a shotgun.

Posted by: Socratease at October 17, 2024 04:45 PM (t8Egx)

402 We could have built a border wall 20 walls deep with the money we’ve given to Ukraine .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 17, 2024 04:16 PM (D6PGr)

Some of that money was actually sent to pay for border entrenchments in the Kharkov area. But when the Russians popped across to make a buffer zone they found out that none had been built, some bits piled up in piles. The money, of course, was gone.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2024 04:46 PM (n7h9X)

403 Taxes have nothing to do with Government Spending at this point.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2024 04:34 PM (te6KH)

***

Taxes are part of a humiliation/demoralization ritual. Why else would we have to file our own taxes when they know how much we owe?

Posted by: Haitian Immigrant at October 17, 2024 04:47 PM (FC8SQ)

404 Taxes just pay for government handouts and pockets

Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2024 06:09 PM (fwDg9)

405 an endless procession of Mr. Haney impersonators.

I laughed out loud.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at October 17, 2024 06:33 PM (iNp3L)

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