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Final Proof That Kamala Is a DEI Hire: She Has a Massive Plagiarism Problem
Of course! Darn, everyone should have thought of this years ago.
She copies her homework off Wikipedia! She's an eighth-grade THOT!
Kamala Harris has become famous, in part, for her unique rhetorical style. She switches freely between various accents and peppers her speeches with catchphrases: pondering falling "out of a coconut tree," discussing "the significance of the passage of time," and moving the nation toward "what can be, unburdened by what has been." To her supporters, the vice president's rhetorical flourishes represent the values of compassion and optimism. To her detractors, her reliance on platitudes and tautologies demonstrates her unfitness for the presidency. But, as we have discovered in this exclusive report, another element appears to exist within Kamala Harris's rhetorical universe: plagiarism. At the beginning of Harris's political career, in the run-up to her campaign to serve as California's attorney general, she and co-author Joan O'C Hamilton published a small volume, entitled Smart on Crime: A Career Prosecutor's Plan to Make Us Safer. The book helped to establish her credibility on criminal-justice issues. However, according to Stefan Weber, a famed Austrian "plagiarism hunter" who has taken down politicians in the German-speaking world, Harris's book contains more than a dozen "vicious plagiarism fragments." Some of the passages he highlighted appear to contain minor transgressions--reproducing small sections of text; insufficient paraphrasing--but others seem to reflect more serious infractions, similar in severity to those found in Harvard president Claudine Gay's doctoral thesis. (Harris did not respond to a request for comment.) .... There's more. In another section of the book, Harris, without proper attribution, reproduced extensive sections from a John Jay College of Criminal Justice press release. She and her co-author passed off the language as their own, copying multiple paragraphs virtually verbatim.... In a section about a New York court program, Harris stole long passages directly from Wikipedia--long considered an unreliable source. She not only assumes the online encyclopedia's accuracy, but copies its language nearly verbatim, without citing the source.
In another section of the book, Harris, without proper attribution, reproduced extensive sections from a John Jay College of Criminal Justice press release. She and her co-author passed off the language as their own, copying multiple paragraphs virtually verbatim. Here is the… pic.twitter.com/9FpsxQE8Sz
— Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ (@realchrisrufo) October 14, 2024
New York Times basically admits Kamala plagiarized and there were “lapses” in her book but then blames *Conservatives* for noticing and pointing it out. Unbelievable. pic.twitter.com/KS96pv8Iki
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) October 14, 2024
BREAKING: Kamala Harris's publisher, Chronicle Books, is in damage control mode. The company accidentally sent my team an internal communication indicating that VP Lauren Hoffman is requiring that all inquiries about Harris's plagiarism go through the higher ups. pic.twitter.com/seiF3bu0R2
— Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ (@realchrisrufo) October 14, 2024
Robert Spencer:
Did Kamala Harris plagiarize sections of her 2009 book? It sure looks like it. Christopher Rufo has uncovered significant evidence of Harris taking the work of others word for word and passing it off as her own, and it's damning. Nowadays, when many Americans take for granted that politicians lie, this may not seem like a big deal, but it is. The plagiarism calls into question Harris' honesty, her integrity, her trustworthiness, and even her most celebrated area of alleged expertise, as the plagiarism took place in a book that was designed to establish her credibility as a prosecutor.
Advertisement JD Vance knows it's a big deal. "I saw today, actually," Vance said Monday, "a story that Kamala Harris apparently copied some significant chunks of her book from Wikipedia. So if you want a president with their own ideas, vote for Donald Trump. If you want a president who copies her own ideas from Wikipedia, vote for Kamala Harris." The New York Times knows it's a big deal as well, which is why it published an 1100-word piece on Monday trying to explain away Harris' plagiarism and portray the whole matter as an unfortunate example of just how low the foes of the sainted Harris will go. In the Times' version, "conservative [a four-alarm word for the Times and its hapless readers] activist Christopher Rufo" is making a mountain out of a molehill. He "had taken relatively minor citation mistakes in a large amount of text and tried to 'make a big deal of it.'" That was the assessment of one Jonathan Bailey, whom the Times identifies as "a plagiarism consultant," without explaining what exactly a "plagiarism consultant" is or how one attains such a lofty position. Bailey, the Times informs us magisterially, "said on Monday that his initial reaction to Mr. Rufo's claims was that the errors were not serious, given the size of the document."
Somebody hang this in the Louvre. The New York Times claims that I "seize[d] on" Kamala Harris's serial plagiarism. Admits later in the story that it is, in fact, plagiarism. And then calls noticing that fact "racist." pic.twitter.com/igfEpwP1h7
— Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ (@realchrisrufo) October 14, 2024
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 15, 2024 02:25 PM (Q3Jz2)
Posted by: Molly k. at October 15, 2024 02:25 PM (j/yko)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 15, 2024 02:26 PM (N1DT3)
"Kamala isn't a plagiarist just because she plagiarizes."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 02:26 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 15, 2024 02:27 PM (83sl1)
278 This is just unbelievable.
The desperate, late-in-the race move came amid continuing concern about Biden’s mental acuity and ability to lead, but was propelled by Democrats’ concerns over whether he could beat Donald Trump in November.
And, indeed, Pelosi also admitted it was the politics of beating Trump that pushed the decision to end Biden’s campaign forward.
‘Elections are decisions. You decide to win. I decided a while ago that Donald Trump will never set foot in the White House again as president of the United States or in any other capacity,’ she told the Guardian.
‘So when you make a decision, you have to make every decision in favor of winning… and the most important decision of all is the candidate.’
https://tinyurl.com/3mapdsn8
Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2024 02:27 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at October 15, 2024 02:27 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 15, 2024 02:27 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at October 15, 2024 02:28 PM (vJF5p)
It wasn't significant.
You're racist to notice.
Missed a step...
Its good that she plagiarized
Posted by: 18-1 at October 15, 2024 02:28 PM (oZhjI)
She's the Claudine Gay of Claudine Gays.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2024 02:28 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2024 02:28 PM (xCA6C)
But, as we have discovered in this exclusive report, another element appears to exist within Kamala Harris's rhetorical universe: plagiarism.
Rhetorical flourishes? Is that what we call gibberish now?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2024 02:30 PM (xCA6C)
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Fifth-grade, at the most.
Posted by: Eeyore at October 15, 2024 02:30 PM (1bNHn)
It wasn't significant.
You're racist to notice.
It's a good thing it happened.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2024 02:28 PM (xCA6C)
The Conservative Case For . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2024 02:31 PM (x0n13)
expecting original thought without plagiarism is both white privilege and toxic masculinity
do better
Posted by: brak at October 15, 2024 02:31 PM (NGHTx)
But, as we have discovered in this exclusive report, another element appears to exist within Kamala Harris's rhetorical universe: plagiarism.
Rhetorical flourishes? Is that what we call gibberish now?
Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2024 02:30 PM (xCA6C)
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"32 days! 32 days! 32 days! 32 days!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 02:31 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 15, 2024 02:31 PM (iFTx/)
Actually, to the extent that Wikipedia cites its sources, plagiarizing from it could constitute double plagiarism.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 15, 2024 02:31 PM (v6JzV)
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Gibberish is an unique rhetorical style?
Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at October 15, 2024 02:32 PM (L/fGl)
Do they not teach the use of the comma and period at publishing houses?
Also, she misspelled "cover-up".
Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2024 02:32 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2024 02:32 PM (0/Hdj)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2024 02:32 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: muldoon at October 15, 2024 02:32 PM (uCfKO)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 15, 2024 02:32 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Eeyore at October 15, 2024 02:33 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: runner at October 15, 2024 02:33 PM (V13WU)
https://youtu.be/6QECKU17Gp4
Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2024 02:33 PM (0/Hdj)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 15, 2024 02:33 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 15, 2024 02:33 PM (VNX3d)
Do they not teach the use of the comma and period at publishing houses?
Also, she misspelled "cover-up".
Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2024 02:32 PM (xCA6C)
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Period? I suppose we must mandate all publishing houses have tampon machines.
Posted by: Eeyore at October 15, 2024 02:34 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: garrett at October 15, 2024 02:34 PM (i0B+i)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 15, 2024 02:34 PM (c711F)
Posted by: runner at October 15, 2024 02:33 PM (V13WU)
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That's probably exactly what he did...Though for book length excerpts, you want to use iThenticate instead (Turnitin's product for longer publications like theses and dissertations.)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 15, 2024 02:34 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 15, 2024 02:35 PM (7PziG)
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Her dog ate her real homework.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 15, 2024 02:35 PM (L/fGl)
Some people did some things.
Mistakes were made.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Time to move on.
Posted by: MSM at October 15, 2024 02:35 PM (a3Q+t)
* This is the person who likely wrote the book for Kamala.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 15, 2024 02:35 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Unamed Academic at October 15, 2024 02:35 PM (i7Q7S)
An overlooked aspect of this scandal is that it took not one, but two idiot DEI braindeads to "write" a "book" that I'm sure was vomitous garbage even if it wasn't stolen from Wiki.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 15, 2024 02:35 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2024 02:36 PM (0/Hdj)
A few years ago an attractive young women motorcycle personality got outed as...a man.
He had altered all his filters, his voice, etc.
Because men are more likely to want to watch attractive young women doing whatever it is they are in to...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 15, 2024 02:36 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: TRIGGERED at October 15, 2024 02:36 PM (HYDH4)
lol, they robbed Carter of all his dignity.
Remember when President Reagan was losing his marbles? No, you don't. Because Nancy Reagan stopped allowing anyone to see her husband's decline.
We all remember President Reagan as a strong man in good health, the way he wanted it.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 15, 2024 02:36 PM (mpc/O)
An overlooked aspect of this scandal is that it took not one, but two idiot DEI braindeads to "write" a "book" that I'm sure was vomitous garbage even if it wasn't stolen from Wiki.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 15, 2024 02:35 PM (iFTx/)
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Anyone want to bet that Kamala "wrote" none of it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 02:36 PM (GBKbO)
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Her dog ate her real homework.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 15, 2024 02:35 PM (L/fGl)
SO, If Obama commits sepuku we can get the paper and clear this up quickly
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2024 02:36 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 15, 2024 02:37 PM (/nctV)
Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2024 02:37 PM (0/Hdj)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2024 02:37 PM (ytytu)
Same for Charlton Heston. Once his Alzheimer's got bad enough, that was it for the public eye.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 15, 2024 02:37 PM (mpc/O)
Posted by: Eeyore at October 15, 2024 02:37 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 15, 2024 02:37 PM (LxER7)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 15, 2024 02:37 PM (bNf8H)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 15, 2024 02:38 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2024 02:32 PM
We try to teach comma, particularly Oxford comma, usage in the comments sections here, but sadly, it's a losing battle.
Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Punctuation Brigade, Comma Company at October 15, 2024 02:38 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 15, 2024 02:38 PM (OZmvY)
And Jonah Fatberg from Ace.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
And don't even get me started on Amy Schumer!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 15, 2024 02:38 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 15, 2024 02:38 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 15, 2024 02:39 PM (7PziG)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 15, 2024 02:39 PM (BuJJ2)
An overlooked aspect of this scandal is that it took not one, but two idiot DEI braindeads to "write" a "book" that I'm sure was vomitous garbage even if it wasn't stolen from Wiki.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 15, 2024 02:35 PM (iFTx/)
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Anyone want to bet that Kamala "wrote" none of it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 02:36 PM (GBKbO)
Take any book by Thomas Sowell, Victor Hanson, Milton Friedman and just change all the details and conclusions to the exact opposite, slap an Angela Davis type name on it and voila, you are the next Ibram X. Krement overnight leftist sensation!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2024 02:39 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 15, 2024 02:39 PM (OZmvY)
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Her dog ate her real homework.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 15, 2024 02:35 PM (L/fGl)
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My MIL was a teacher. One birthday, she sent me a card with a check. But our basset got to it before I did. She loved hearing "My dog ate it."
Posted by: Eeyore at October 15, 2024 02:39 PM (1bNHn)
-Carlos Mencia
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 15, 2024 02:40 PM (CIS44)
Take any book by Thomas Sowell, Victor Hanson, Milton Friedman and just change all the details and conclusions to the exact opposite, slap an Angela Davis type name on it and voila, you are the next Ibram X. Krement overnight leftist sensation!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2024 02:39 PM (x0n13)
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That wouldn't work.
Those original authors don't advocate for welfare classes to kill the proletariat for racial justice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 02:40 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 15, 2024 02:40 PM (ytytu)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 15, 2024 02:41 PM (Q4IgG)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2024 02:36 PM (0/Hdj)
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Is your friend named Biden?
Posted by: Eeyore at October 15, 2024 02:41 PM (1bNHn)
So if Kamala is beaten because of this she looks like the Dem frontrunner in 2056
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 15, 2024 02:41 PM (vS8VI)
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 15, 2024 02:38 PM (OZmvY)
She has a PhD from the School of Hard Kinnocks.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2024 02:41 PM (x0n13)
An overlooked aspect of this scandal is that it took not one, but two idiot DEI braindeads to "write" a "book" that I'm sure was vomitous garbage even if it wasn't stolen from Wiki.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 15, 2024 02:35 PM (iFTx/)
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Anyone want to bet that Kamala "wrote" none of it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 02:36 PM (GBKbO)
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Which side of that wager are you offering?
I don't think any of these worm-brained morons write any part of their "books." Not that Claudine Gay shithead, not all the other DEI shitheads who got caught plagiarizing, none of them. It's all ghost-written by (probably underpaid) staffers or interns. Even these ghost-writers half-ass their jobs, which is why all these "works" are just copy-pasted from each other.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 15, 2024 02:41 PM (iFTx/)
Change that to notorious or infamous.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il lavandino della cucina era nella borsa at October 15, 2024 02:41 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Orson at October 15, 2024 02:41 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 15, 2024 02:41 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2024 02:42 PM (LkLld)
-Carlos Mencia
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 15, 2024 02:40 PM (CIS44)
I know I am unable to get started in Amy Schumer.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 15, 2024 02:42 PM (ufFY8)
Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ @realchrisrufo Oct 14
10 tweets • 4 min read
EXCLUSIVE: Kamala Harris plagiarized at least a dozen sections of her criminal-justice book, Smart on Crime, according to a new investigation. The current vice president even lifted material from Wikipedia.
We have the receipts. 🧵
The investigation was conducted by Dr. Stefan Weber, a famed Austrian "plagiarism hunter" who has taken down politicians in the German-speaking world. We independently confirmed multiple violations, which are comparable in severity to the plagiarism found in former Harvard president Claudine Gay's doctoral thesis.
We can begin with a passage in which Harris discusses high school graduation rates. Here, she lifted verbatim language from an uncited AP/NBC News report:
https://tinyurl.com/5yaraxb5
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 15, 2024 02:42 PM (hovnC)
Maybe Kamala was born a poor black child... watch out for oil cans.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 15, 2024 02:42 PM (n+Ix3)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 15, 2024 02:42 PM (jyAD3)
"The world needs ditch diggers, too."
Posted by: brak at October 15, 2024 02:42 PM (NGHTx)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 15, 2024 02:41 PM (pohLc)
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8th grade boys have the common decently of not playing games in communicating to girls what they want.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 02:42 PM (GBKbO)
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What, noted "plagiarism consultant" F. Joe Biden wasn't available?
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 15, 2024 02:42 PM (OZmvY)
Why I said, change all the premises and conclusions to the exact opposite.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2024 02:42 PM (x0n13)
Speak plainly. The low practical intelligence and ignorance of her supporters mean that Harris’ incoherence and obvious limited intellect don’t matter.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2024 02:43 PM (zgeQC)
Posted by: rechill at October 15, 2024 02:43 PM (Q1LXu)
Why I said, change all the premises and conclusions to the exact opposite.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2024 02:42 PM (x0n13)
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This is what I get for skimming instead of reading.
Mea culpa. Mea culpa. Mea maxima culpa.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 02:43 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher
More like "authentic front-hole gibberish"
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 15, 2024 02:43 PM (rtvN8)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 15, 2024 02:43 PM (72W6e)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 15, 2024 02:41 PM (pohLc)
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Just because you had a boner looking at them doesn't constitute manipulation.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 15, 2024 02:43 PM (jyAD3)
Speaking of which I remember the Canadian government had decided Jordan Peterson had to go to a re-education session with a bureaucrat and he threatened to broadcast the session.
Did that ever happen
Posted by: 18-1 at October 15, 2024 02:43 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 15, 2024 02:43 PM (hovnC)
Speak plainly. The low practical intelligence and ignorance of her supporters mean that Harris’ incoherence and obvious limited intellect don’t matter.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2024 02:43 PM (zgeQC)
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"Her brain works faster than her mouth."
-The excuse they used for Obama
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 02:43 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at October 15, 2024 02:44 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 15, 2024 02:44 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2024 02:44 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Kamalawannadingdong at October 15, 2024 02:44 PM (uBBbP)
I note the irony in between my seizing, that Biden's first run for POTUS ended for the same thing, and Obama did not actually write Dreams From my Father.
Posted by: Cheri at October 15, 2024 02:44 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 15, 2024 02:44 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 15, 2024 02:44 PM (fpVC1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2024 02:45 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Bullshit Squared at October 15, 2024 02:45 PM (YWB+v)
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I don't know, Ace -- there are still a lot of hours left in the day ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 15, 2024 02:45 PM (OZmvY)
"She appears to rip-off Rev Dr Martin Luther King in an anecdote from her childhood during the civil rights movement.
The 59-year-old wrote: “My mother used to laugh when she told the story about a time I was fussing as a toddler: She leaned down to ask me, “Kamala, what’s wrong? What do you want?” and I wailed back, “Fweedom.”
The story is very similar to one shared by the civil rights leader, as the New York Post and other outlets have previously noted.
“I will never forget a moment in Birmingham when a white policeman accosted a little Negro girl, seven or eight years old, who was walking in a demonstration with her mother,” King told Playboy magazine in 1965.
“‘What do you want?’ the policeman asked her gruffly, and the little girl looked at him straight in the eye and answered, ‘Fee-dom’,”.
Posted by: Jay in PA at October 15, 2024 02:45 PM (i7Q7S)
The communication need not even be verbal; for example, when the teacher calls on you to stand up in class while you're daydreaming.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 15, 2024 02:45 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 15, 2024 02:45 PM (11vax)
Posted by: Kamalawannadingdong at October 15, 2024 02:45 PM (uBBbP)
it's all trannies and fat chicks now right? defeat the male gaze and all that?
or did almost hitting bankruptcy knock some sense into them?
Posted by: brak at October 15, 2024 02:45 PM (NGHTx)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2024 02:44 PM (a3Q+t)
Is it going to be all those big girls they were catering to?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 15, 2024 02:45 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2024 02:45 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 02:43 PM
You may be forgiven, but a mark is still going in your Permanent Record.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2024 02:46 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2024 02:46 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 15, 2024 02:41 PM (pohLc)
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I think they're born with it. Not that it's particularly hard to manipulate men. We dumb. At least at my current stage of life, I know when I'm being manipulated and can choose to play along with it or not.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 15, 2024 02:46 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2024 02:46 PM (a3Q+t)
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I'm Catholic.
My permanent record is nothing but black marks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 02:46 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2024 02:46 PM (YVs21)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 15, 2024 02:47 PM (jyAD3)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 15, 2024 02:47 PM (zgeQC)
I don't believe she's written anything bigger than a text message in 30 years
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 15, 2024 02:47 PM (pZ0Mr)
This drunk ditz floozy gets referred to me. Says she needs a serious book about crime "and stuff" because she is planning a presidential run.
riiiight....
I give her a high-ball number to make her go away, but even at that price there is no way this is a project I want to be involved with. And besides she has as much chance of being a candidate as I have of winning the Pulitzer.
Can you blame me for throwing it together in a weekend based on wikipedia, some old notes, and a handle of vodka?
Posted by: Mr. Ghost Writer at October 15, 2024 02:47 PM (EPN98)
What happened to my country?
Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2024 02:46 PM (fV+MH)
Maya ANGELOU? The alleged poet?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2024 02:47 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Nelson Muntz at October 15, 2024 02:48 PM (HYDH4)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2024 02:44 PM (a3Q+t)
But it's super PC Victoria's Secret. There's just going to be lots of fatties and trannies.
I don't mind the fatties but I don't want to accidentally rub one out to a dude. S'why I don't watch Flashdance no mo.
Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2024 02:48 PM (/02j1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2024 02:47 PM (x0n13)
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He means Rudolph, the woman playing Kamala on SNL these days.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 02:48 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 15, 2024 02:46 PM (a3Q+t)
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I'm Catholic.
My permanent record is nothing but black marks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 02:46 PM (GBKbO)
OKay. I want to see this permanent record card that my teachers perpetually threatened me with.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2024 02:48 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Joey Bidet at October 15, 2024 02:48 PM (6PUpl)
Posted by: Oglebay at October 15, 2024 02:49 PM (ogTiX)
That tends to happen when you copy someone else word for word.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2024 02:49 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
My daughter had this down at a very young age manipulating her father to do her bidding. I was the disciplinarian.
Posted by: Cheri at October 15, 2024 02:49 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 15, 2024 02:46 PM (iFTx/)
When I was in 8th grade, when a pretty girl spoke to me, my mind tended toward white noise.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 15, 2024 02:49 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 15, 2024 02:49 PM (J8LnB)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 15, 2024 02:50 PM (v6JzV)
@SonofHas
When Rand Paul is accused of plagiarizing Wikipedia
VS
When Kamala is accused of plagiarizing Wikipedia
https://tinyurl.com/2p976k9j
Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2024 02:50 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 15, 2024 02:49 PM (pohLc)
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Weird.
This happens to me now with pretty girls.
Well, the prettiest of girls, Dolley.
I just hear white noise when she talks. Maybe that's why she yells at me about taking out the garbage?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 02:50 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 02:50 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: 80's music fan at October 15, 2024 02:50 PM (QSrLX)
Posted by: runner at October 15, 2024 02:50 PM (V13WU)
Now there's a galaxy-class corruption of the definition of the noun 'election.' By a woman who believes in power above all. You'll rarely find a more revealing public statement by a politician, especially by one who claims to be a staunch defender of Democracy.
Pelosi's blew-up her anti-Trump Plan A (re-elect Biden), and her Plan B (elect Kamala) is imploding. Plan B includes cheating as much as needed. But if Plan B fails, what are her Plans C, D, E, and F? Nothing legal; you can bet your last quatloo on that.
Posted by: Gref at October 15, 2024 02:50 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: How To Succeed As A Swamp Creature at October 15, 2024 02:50 PM (11vax)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 02:43 PM
You may be forgiven, but a mark is still going in your Permanent Record.
Posted by: Duncanthrax "
I have no idea what he did but I hope he feels bad about it!!!
Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2024 02:50 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 15, 2024 02:50 PM (v6JzV)
Slavic.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2024 02:50 PM (x0n13)
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Oddly, I was focused on titties. Often times I didn't listen to the words.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 15, 2024 02:51 PM (c711F)
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Yeah they'll have to formulate a long term plan. A thirst trap honey pot scheme or something similar.
Posted by: Agree and amplify at October 15, 2024 02:51 PM (HYDH4)
@SonofHas
When Rand Paul is accused of plagiarizing Wikipedia
VS
When Kamala is accused of plagiarizing Wikipedia
https://tinyurl.com/2p976k9j
Posted by: redridinghood at October 15, 2024 02:50 PM (NpAcC)
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The soft bigotry of low expectations?
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 15, 2024 02:51 PM (jyAD3)
Posted by: Oglebay at October 15, 2024 02:51 PM (ogTiX)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 15, 2024 02:50 PM (v6JzV)
Slavic.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Interesting. I don't believe I ever heard it in Russian. Perhaps it's short for something.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 15, 2024 02:52 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Gref at October 15, 2024 02:50 PM (aBgBM)
Assassination and military overthrow by Vanilli Milley et al.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2024 02:52 PM (x0n13)
Kamala Harris has been accused of plagiarising Martin Luther King in the book that helped launch her political career.
The US vice-president is accused of copying a more than a dozen sections of Smart on Crime: A Career Prosecutor’s Plan to Make Us Safer.
She appears to rip-off Rev Dr Martin Luther King in an anecdote from her childhood during the civil rights movement.
https://archive.ph/WtoF0
UK Telegraph
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 15, 2024 02:52 PM (hovnC)
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From May ? the month ??
Posted by: runner at October 15, 2024 02:50 PM (V13WU)
Middle Eastern according to Wikidingdong.
Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2024 02:53 PM (/02j1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 15, 2024 02:31 PM (v6JzV)
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This supports my conjecture that there is some unsung Ur-Author whom everyone - make that every Democrat - plagiarizes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 02:53 PM (YqDXo)
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Yeah they'll have to formulate a long term plan. A thirst trap honey pot scheme or something similar.
Posted by: Agree and amplify at October 15, 2024 02:51 PM (HYDH4)
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Urinating Russian hookers FTW!
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 15, 2024 02:53 PM (lgDr6)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 15, 2024 02:53 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 15, 2024 02:52 PM (v6JzV)
Maya Plisetskaya? The famed ballerina?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2024 02:53 PM (x0n13)
________________
I don't see the problem.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 15, 2024 02:54 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Oglebay at October 15, 2024 02:51 PM (ogTiX)
"Talk about what i want to talk about!"
"Nah."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 15, 2024 02:54 PM (11vax)
It was "swallowed".
Or, if you prefer, brought to its inevitable climax.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 15, 2024 02:54 PM (jyAD3)
"The name may be a variant form of the Greek theonym Maia (Μαῖα in Ancient Greek), the eldest of the Pleiades and the mother of Hermes in Greek and Roman mythology."
Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2024 02:54 PM (/02j1)
Or perhaps KH and her ghost thought quoting other people too often would make her sound less impressive, less professional, or less original.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 15, 2024 02:54 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 15, 2024 02:54 PM (gJxu6)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 15, 2024 02:54 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: look whats not at October 15, 2024 02:55 PM (nakGR)
Thank God we have Christopher Rufo and Libs of TikTok to break these earth-shattering stories for us! I look forward to conservatives on Twitter making some snarky comments (maybe Elon will “like” one of them!) and then doing absolutely nothing else while the relentless march into gay communism continues unabated.
Posted by: Lurker at October 15, 2024 02:55 PM (FC8SQ)
Posted by: just saying at October 15, 2024 02:55 PM (Uy/WF)
so i'm off the hook then? yay!
Posted by: anachronda at October 15, 2024 02:55 PM (sGtp+)
A few years ago an attractive young women motorcycle personality got outed as...a man.
He had altered all his filters, his voice, etc.
Because men are more likely to want to watch attractive young women doing whatever it is they are in to...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 15, 2024 02:36 PM (oZhjI)
I turn that shit off asap. If a woman is running a saw mill in daisy duke's and pink timberlands it gets a don't show more click asap.
But Tamar the woodworker seems legit.
Posted by: Kamalawannadingdong at October 15, 2024 02:56 PM (uBBbP)
Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2024 02:56 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 15, 2024 02:54 PM (J2vNu)
I think she assumed that no one would ever read it.
Posted by: spindrift at October 15, 2024 02:56 PM (OguvZ)
And right now, Trump is trouncing Kamala up to about a 16.3% favorite for the win on Polymarket.
The observation that Kamala is entering a doom loop may be true.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 02:56 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 15, 2024 02:56 PM (uBBbP)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 02:53 PM (YqDXo)
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* In best Dana Carvey/ Church Lady voice and facial expression: *
"Could it be ... SATAN?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 15, 2024 02:56 PM (lgDr6)
It isn't gay if its a ladypenis in your mouth. My masculinity isn't fragile like yours. As a more Christian man then you let me tell you God doesn't endorse this kind of hatespeech.
Posted by: David French at October 15, 2024 02:56 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Robert"
nerd
Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2024 02:57 PM (fV+MH)
They did the crime back before the technology existed to easily identify them. Although, text comparison tools date back the the 90s, we did not have the massive databases of scanned text so easily available.
Suddenly, a lot of murderers were acting nervous and telling family to keep the fuck away from 23 and me. Ha.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 15, 2024 02:57 PM (EPN98)
Kamala didn't plagiarize. She emancipated black letters forced to labor on white pages!
Posted by: callsign claymore at October 15, 2024 02:57 PM (LH1f2)
________________
The irony here is the King was himself a plagiarist. He plagiarized his entire doctoral dissertation, as determined by a Boston University investigatory panel, but he'd been murdered by then, so BU took the easy way out and let the whole thing drop. Thereby avoiding some riots. Profiles in Courage, anyone?
What is it with blacks and plagiarism, anyway?
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 15, 2024 02:57 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: TexasDan at October 15, 2024 02:57 PM (rvM0T)
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Damn, it was half that just a week ago ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 15, 2024 02:57 PM (lgDr6)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 15, 2024 02:58 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: PabloD at October 15, 2024 02:58 PM (5IKKM)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 15, 2024
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I reflect very fondly on eighth grade. Every one of my classes (except PE, of course) had at least one really pretty girl in it. It was very pleasant to see them every day; they reduced the tedium of sitting in class. (And supercharged certain, ah, thoughts I had in private, too)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 15, 2024 02:58 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Ripley at October 15, 2024 02:58 PM (GUOwU)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 15, 2024 02:54 PM (J2vNu)
I think she assumed that no one would ever read it.
Posted by: spindrift at O
Could never have imagined plagiarism findinf software being available to all back in 2009. I bet only publishers had it back then
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 15, 2024 02:58 PM (uBBbP)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 15, 2024 02:58 PM (c711F)
Posted by: Mishdog at October 15, 2024 02:59 PM (MIg38)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 15, 2024 02:54 PM (gJxu6)
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It would be funny if the ghost writer was the one who actually performed the plagiarism, and Chlamydia didn't even know about it, because she had eff-all to do with writing the poxy book.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 15, 2024 02:59 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Ripley at October 15, 2024 02:58 PM (GUOwU)
She'll be Pres of the Cal system no doubt.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 15, 2024 02:59 PM (CIS44)
TBH it depends. If I'm trying to replace the light assembly in my car and the algorithm serves up some pretty pretty influencer comes on then yes I'm skipping.
OTOH I'd much rather watch a pretty woman that can do every English speaking accent then a guy doing the same...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 15, 2024 02:59 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Cheri at October 15, 2024 02:59 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: steevy at October 15, 2024 02:59 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 15, 2024 03:00 PM (NtVYv)
Kamala was born a middle class plagiarist.
Posted by: Frank Barone at October 15, 2024 03:00 PM (+oR7L)
It was taking things beyond just talking that was damn near impossible for me.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 15, 2024 03:00 PM (v6JzV)
She started with Dikipedia and finished with Wikipedia.
The potential leader of the free world...
Posted by: haffhowershower at October 15, 2024 03:00 PM (NMT5x)
It is the leftism not the skin color. If Thomas Sowell was guilty of plagiarism its all the FNM would talk about in regards to him.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 15, 2024 03:00 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 15, 2024 03:00 PM (jyAD3)
Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2024 02:57 PM (fV+MH)
Why, you...*Fixes the tape in the middle of his glasses*
Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2024 03:00 PM (/02j1)
All the beautiful sounds of the world in a single word
I've just met a Pleiades named Μαῖα
My favourite Greek Side Story song!
Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 15, 2024 03:00 PM (hovnC)
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It's just their nature.
. _Joe Biden
Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2024 03:00 PM (jyGs/)
https://tinyurl.com/28zl8lsc
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 15, 2024 03:01 PM (Cf8bn)
Posted by: runner at October 15, 2024 03:01 PM (V13WU)
I wonder, if they fail to murder Trump, if they'd be desperate enough to make sure that Biden Didn't Kill Himself?
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 15, 2024 03:01 PM (P59V4)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 15, 2024 02:57 PM (YqDXo)
The soft bigotry of low expectations.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 15, 2024 03:01 PM (d9fT1)
The ex got mad when I banged the maid on the coffee table, Kamala doesn't care, well, after I smacked her around a few times at least.
Posted by: Doug Emhoff at October 15, 2024 03:01 PM (oZhjI)
What is it with blacks and plagiarism, anyway?
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 15, 2024 02:57 PM (YqDXo)
It's a type of reparation. Steal someone else's work and writing; get a degree or award and/or get paid by evil white folx.
Posted by: Gref at October 15, 2024 03:02 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 15, 2024 03:02 PM (11vax)
Biden plagiarized the loser Neil Kinnock
Claudine Gay plagiarized all and sundry
MLK plagiarized his doctoral dissertation
Several other black "authors" whom I do not remember also plagiarized others
Chlamydia plagiarized Wikipedia and the John Jay document
I bet there are LOTS of other plagiarists who are quaking in their boots now thanks to Algore inventing the Internet.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 15, 2024 03:03 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2024 03:03 PM (84TCU)
Or perhaps KH and her ghost thought quoting other people too often would make her sound less impressive, less professional, or less original.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 15, 2024 02:54 PM (J2vNu)
This plus they think they are above reproach. They have the media and academia protecting them so no biggie.
Posted by: CaliGirl at October 15, 2024 03:03 PM (YVs21)
"For those coming here from the NY Times Article. I want to be clear that I have NOT performed a full analysis of the book,” the quoted plagiarism expert wrote. “My quotes were based on information provided to me by the reporters and spoke only about those passages.”
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 15, 2024 03:03 PM (Cf8bn)
Late last week, the DOJ sued VA because VA took off 6000 admitted non-citizens off the rolls.
This action is apparently causing some real waves within the VA GOP community, and the guy is now talking real tough about legal actions against people.
Internet tough talk? Or filtered talk from people in Mayorkas' office about impending actions?
Probably the former, but the latter would be cool...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 03:03 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 15, 2024 03:03 PM (jyAD3)
It's yummy delicious.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2024 03:03 PM (PxIx9)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at October 15, 2024 03:03 PM (o02Xn)
It's yummy delicious.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2024 03:03 PM (PxIx9)
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You just wanted to date her!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 03:04 PM (GBKbO)
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It's just their nature.
. _Joe Biden
Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2024 03:00 PM (jyGs/)
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"Look fat, poor plagiarists are just as bright as white plagiarists -- and if you don't vote for Kommie-la, you ain't a Jamaican owner of a 7-Eleven!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 15, 2024 03:04 PM (P59V4)
Now there's a galaxy-class corruption of the definition of the noun 'election.' By a woman who believes in power above all. You'll rarely find a more revealing public statement by a politician, especially by one who claims to be a staunch defender of Democracy.
Pelosi's blew-up her anti-Trump Plan A (re-elect Biden), and her Plan B (elect Kamala) is imploding. Plan B includes cheating as much as needed. But if Plan B fails, what are her Plans C, D, E, and F? Nothing legal; you can bet your last quatloo on that.
Posted by: Gref at October 15, 2024 02:50 PM (
This is right up there with Schumer saying that the IC people were about to unleash hell on the then sitting PDT.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 15, 2024 03:04 PM (uBBbP)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2024 03:05 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Rex B at October 15, 2024 03:05 PM (HxXeC)
Posted by: Gref at October 15, 2024 03:02 PM (aBgBM)
Excellent point.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 15, 2024 03:05 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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I think to anyone who actually writes (or thinks,) plagiarism is such a big deal because an actual writer (or thinker) would never ever consider using someone else's words.
I often like what I read, but that is them, not me. It would be like using someone else's toothbrush or used socks. Echhh.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 15, 2024 03:05 PM (EPN98)
Posted by: Robert"
What are you...Superman??
Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2024 03:05 PM (fV+MH)
It's up to a human agent to see the flagged content and determine if it's been cited appropriately.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 15, 2024 03:05 PM (7fElN)
"For those coming here from the NY Times Article. I want to be clear that I have NOT performed a full analysis of the book,” the quoted plagiarism expert wrote. “My quotes were based on information provided to me by the reporters and spoke only about those passages.”
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 15, 2024 03:03 PM (Cf8bn)
_________________
Translation: the whole book is shot through with plagiarism, which is why he has not performed a full analysis: to maintain plausible deniability.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 15, 2024 03:06 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 15, 2024 02:59 PM (YqDXo)
*****
That’s what happened, I’m sure of it. Nobody of note, including Kamala and the publisher, read this book prior to this plagiarism investigator.
This is how most left-wing books work:
- written by ghost writer
- edited by unpaid intern for major publisher
- purchased by liberals and put on their shelves and never looked at again
I can’t tell you how many liberal friends and coworkers I had in 2008 who had copies of Obama’s books but hadn’t cracked them open and just got all of their info from the Daily Show.
They’re called “midwits” for a reason.
Posted by: Lurker at October 15, 2024 03:06 PM (FC8SQ)
Posted by: Amy Schumer
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That's my assumption. No way KH tried to write a book, but I'm sure she was willing to take a payment.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 15, 2024 03:07 PM (gJxu6)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 15, 2024
***
I saw him in a fairly recent Western film on Grit recently. He's had his teeth done, and he wore a hat so his baldness wasn't evident. I almost didn't recognize him.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 15, 2024 03:07 PM (J2vNu)
I think to anyone who actually writes (or thinks,) plagiarism is such a big deal because an actual writer (or thinker) would never ever consider using someone else's words.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 15, 2024 03:05 PM (EPN9
"You will, Oscar. You will."
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 15, 2024 03:07 PM (LxER7)
Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2024 03:07 PM (W9KNQ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 15, 2024 03:07 PM (gm9Sb)
Something fishy is going on there.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 15, 2024 03:07 PM (jyAD3)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits "
Dude...8th graders a thousands years ago could split atoms with their brains.
Posted by: eleven at October 15, 2024 03:07 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 03:07 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 15, 2024 03:08 PM (11vax)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 15, 2024 03:08 PM (vS8VI)
"For those coming here from the NY Times Article. I want to be clear that I have NOT performed a full analysis of the book,” the quoted plagiarism expert wrote. “My quotes were based on information provided to me by the reporters and spoke only about those passages.”
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 15, 2024 03:03 PM (Cf8bn)
A plagiarism expert is what, exactly? "Yup, I read them side by side. They're the same. Plagiarism."
Reminds me of the Mitch Hedberg joke about being an appliance namer because you just say what it does and add "er". "What does that do? It keeps things fresh? Then that's a fresher. (PAUSE) I'm going on break."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 15, 2024 03:08 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 15, 2024 03:08 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Rex B at October 15, 2024 03:05 PM (HxXeC)
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Not to worry. They're probably all plagiarists too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 03:08 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 15, 2024 03:03 PM (PxIx9)
*****
Please don’t make me think about Kamala’s petard.
Posted by: Lurker at October 15, 2024 03:09 PM (FC8SQ)
The threat was made in a letter written by US Secretary of State Antony Blinken and Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin and delivered to Israeli Defense Minister Yoav Gallant and Strategic Affairs Minister Ron Dermeron Monday."
The election is when ? 21 days from now ?
Posted by: runner at October 15, 2024 03:09 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 15, 2024 03:09 PM (w9Wax)
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Writing is really hard for a lot of people. It was for me. I did not write a single paragraph until college and by then it was too late to learn easily. I really struggled for years and the only way to make it easy is to spend about 10,000 hours writing 10,000 pages of crap until you slowly learn all the spelling, grammar, rhetorical tools, etc.
If you go to a shit HS and nothing is expected of you, but then you get a DEI admittance to Harvard or Berkeley, you are fucked. You will never have time to learn to write.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 15, 2024 03:09 PM (EPN98)
Trump keeps going on those podcasts that skew hugely to those. Like 80%+
Kamala wouldn't be talking about going on Rogan if it doesn't matter; if her THOT Army and Brat Patrol were the bee's knees.
But, I don't think any pollster is accounting for them. I suspect every screen has that group as "not likely voter."
Like, even the registered, and have voted at least more than twice in the last 6 years are probably being screened out. 'Cause they generally don't vote.
But, that's a huge, huge number of voters that are 1) hated by the Democrats and 2) ignored by the GOPe.
And Trump-Vance are perfectly tuned in to them ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 15, 2024 03:09 PM (BuJJ2)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
Heinz Doofenschmirtz owns full rights to the "-inator" suffix.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 15, 2024 03:10 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Capt. Petard at October 15, 2024 03:10 PM (LxER7)
Posted by: irright at October 15, 2024 03:10 PM (SchQD)
Exactly. These books are meant to be read, they are meant as a vector of money laundering.
ref Speaker Jim Wright's book "Reflections of a Public Man"
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at October 15, 2024 03:10 PM (rHxhM)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 15, 2024 03:10 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 15, 2024 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Kamala didn't plagiarize. She emancipated black letters forced to labor on white pages!
Posted by: callsign claymore at October 15, 2024 02:57 PM (LH1f2)
I'm stealing that.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 15, 2024 03:11 PM (uBBbP)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 03:08 PM (YqDXo)
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We all know the bar scene from Star Wars; that is what a group from the Teacher's Union looks like. Only the union people are grosser.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 15, 2024 03:11 PM (jyAD3)
John Kay > John Jay
https://youtu.be/IPHMrHvYGA8
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 15, 2024 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm stealing that.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 15, 2024 03:11 PM (uBBbP)
Well, that's SOP, so......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 15, 2024 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BEN at October 15, 2024 03:13 PM (Hkcdp)
I think it's accurate to say that the odds of her winning have suddenly collapsed.
Posted by: mnw at October 15, 2024 03:13 PM (NLIak)
Grammar (Time, one hour)
1. Give nine rules for the use of Capital Letters.
2. Name the Parts of Speech and define those that have no modifications.
3. Define Verse, Stanza and Paragraph.
4. What are the Principal Parts of a verb? Give Principal Parts of do, lie, lay and run.
5. Define Case, Illustrate each Case.
6. What is Punctuation? Give rules for principal marks of Punctuation.
7-10. Write a composition of about 150 words and show therein that you understand the practical use of the rules of grammar.
Posted by: Cheri at October 15, 2024 03:13 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 15, 2024 03:13 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
Heinz Doofenschmirtz owns full rights to the "-inator" suffix.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 15, 2024 03:10 PM (v6JzV)
Mirrors should be renamed "reflectionators."
Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2024 03:13 PM (SH0ta)
Kamala wouldn't be talking about going on Rogan if it doesn't matter; if her THOT Army and Brat Patrol were the bee's knees.
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Why does everything connected with Chlamydia come down to talking about knees?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 03:13 PM (YqDXo)
I think it's accurate to say that the odds of her winning have suddenly collapsed.
Posted by: mnw at October 15, 2024 03:13 PM (NLIak)
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We'll see how much Wayne County, Philadelphia, and Maricopa County agree with that!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 03:13 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
One of my husband's college roommates was Latvian and his sister's name was Maya.
Posted by: Tuna at October 15, 2024 03:13 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 15, 2024 02:49 PM (pohLc)
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Weird.
This happens to me now with pretty girls.
Well, the prettiest of girls, Dolley.
I just hear white noise when she talks. Maybe that's why she yells at me about taking out the garbage?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 02:50 PM (GBKbO)
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I don't think the male mind is programmed to grasp sentences like "Take out the garbage."
Posted by: Eeyore at October 15, 2024 03:15 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2024 03:15 PM (fwDg9)
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Those two are in the dictionary under incompetence, stupidity, embarrassment and dumbfuckery.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 15, 2024 03:15 PM (jyAD3)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo
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I think a short witticism is different. Writers steal steal that stuff all the time, they are like idioms. I meant actual paragraphs. But I get your point, and your reference.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at October 15, 2024 03:15 PM (EPN98)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i tergicristalli sono nuovi at October 15, 2024 03:16 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 15, 2024 03:16 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 15, 2024 03:16 PM (c711F)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
I didn't know until recently that he was in a few episodes of the Andy Griffith show as Leon, the PBJ eating little kid in the neighborhood.
Posted by: Cheri at October 15, 2024 03:16 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Eeyore
I sometimes tell my son to take out the trash, and follow it up with, "And I don't mean date a Kardashian."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 15, 2024 03:16 PM (v6JzV)
I first saw the word "diphthong," too, in the first NW I ever read. If I'd known what that was, or had roused myself to look it up in the dictionary, I could have solved the mystery.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 15, 2024 03:16 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2024 03:13 PM (SH0ta)
*****
“Kelvinator” was the best brand name for a fridge/freezer ever. We used to be a proper country.
Posted by: Lurker at October 15, 2024 03:17 PM (FC8SQ)
I said something to my friend when we were walking.
He couldn't hear me, so I said it again. He said "What"?
So I shouted "That tree is very far away"!
Posted by: Mitch Hedberg at October 15, 2024 03:17 PM (fV+MH)
Grammar (Time, one hour)
1. Give nine rules for the use of Capital Letters.
2. Name the Parts of Speech and define those that have no modifications.
3. Define Verse, Stanza and Paragraph.
4. What are the Principal Parts of a verb? Give Principal Parts of do, lie, lay and run.
5. Define Case, Illustrate each Case.
6. What is Punctuation? Give rules for principal marks of Punctuation.
7-10. Write a composition of about 150 words and show therein that you understand the practical use of the rules of grammar.
Posted by: Cheri at October 15, 2024 03:13 PM (oiNtH)
11. Define the difference between "loose" and "lose," and use each correctly in a sentence.
12. Specify how to use apostrophes (not apostorophe's) correctly to indicate possession or a contraction.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 03:17 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2024 03:17 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i tergicristalli sono nuovissimi at October 15, 2024 03:17 PM (qfLjt)
Kamala faked a book while Vance wrote a bestseller and critically acclaimed memoir.
Trump has built many things and had a hit tv show.
It really puts her fake career to shame.
Had she run against another do-nothing career politician she’d be fine.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 15, 2024 03:17 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i tergicristalli sono nuovissimi at October 15, 2024 03:17 PM (qfLjt)
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Really, it's more like 3 or 4 blog posts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 03:17 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 15, 2024
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He's kinda grown into his looks. His pic atop his IMDb page is not bad at all.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 15, 2024 03:17 PM (J2vNu)
So, any time a conservative writer has something to pen about a liberal shitbag, they should preface their name "Liberal Extremist *Joe Schmo*" going forward.
I'm sick of only the right having their belief system labeled as such. Time to turn the tables.
I mean, the Collin Allred commercials. "Ted Cruz and the ANTI-ABORTION EXTREMISTS!!!!"
It's time for a commercial "Collin Allred and the bloodthirsty pro abortion EXTREMISTS!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 15, 2024 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 15, 2024 03:18 PM (vS8VI)
11. Define the difference between "loose" and "lose," and use each correctly in a sentence.
12. Specify how to use apostrophes (not apostorophe's)
correctly to indicate possession or a contraction.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Explain the proper usage of "less" versus "fewer."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 15, 2024 03:18 PM (v6JzV)
I said something to my friend when we were walking.
He couldn't hear me, so I said it again. He said "What"?
So I shouted "That tree is very far away"!
Posted by: Mitch Hedberg at October 15, 2024 03:17 PM (fV+MH)
My friend once said to me, "Mitchell, the weather is really trippy today."
And I replied, "Maybe it is not the weather that is trippy but the way we perceive it that makes it trippy." When I should've just said, "Yeah."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 15, 2024 03:18 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 15, 2024 03:16 PM (v6JzV)
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What are sayings of a good father for $1000?
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 15, 2024 03:18 PM (jyAD3)
Posted by: Weird Clint Howard as an adult at October 15, 2024 03:18 PM (fV+MH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 15, 2024 02:32 PM
HOW DARE YOU!
Posted by: Greta VonSpectrum at October 15, 2024 03:19 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2024 03:19 PM (WXNFJ)
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Has Austin ever written anything? If so, get the plagiarism consultants to work on that, stat.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 03:19 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, i tergicristalli sono nuovissimi at October 15, 2024 03:17 PM (qfLjt)
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Really, it's more like 3 or 4 blog posts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 03:17 PM (GBKbO)
I just try to watch movies and TV shows.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 15, 2024 03:19 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Piper at October 15, 2024 03:19 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Capt. Petard at October 15, 2024 03:19 PM (LxER7)
Grammar (Time, one hour)
1. Give nine rules for the use of Capital Letters.
2. Name the Parts of Speech and define those that have no modifications.
3. Define Verse, Stanza and Paragraph.
4. What are the Principal Parts of a verb? Give Principal Parts of do, lie, lay and run.
5. Define Case, Illustrate each Case.
6. What is Punctuation? Give rules for principal marks of Punctuation.
7-10. Write a composition of about 150 words and show therein that you understand the practical use of the rules of grammar.
Posted by: Cheri at October 15, 2024
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I've internalized those rules and would find it necessary to study the definitions in order to put the actual rules down on a test. But I could ace questions 7-10 easily.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 15, 2024 03:20 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 15, 2024 03:19 PM (CIS44)
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Can we just all come together under one banner and agree that Terminator 3 is better than the Biden administration?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 03:20 PM (GBKbO)
I mean, please, people. She is so stunning, brave and thoughtful.
What is wrong with you people?
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 15, 2024 03:20 PM (fpVC1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 15, 2024 03:16 PM
I tell mine. And that DOESN'T mean just thrown in the garage. Out means, in the can. Outside, around the corner of the garage.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2024 03:20 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 15, 2024 03:20 PM (jyAD3)
JD Vance's "Do you hear yourself" moment should do to Martha Radditz and her ilk what "Have you no sense of decency" did to Joe McCarthy, and be repeated by every man in the street when these smug elites stick a camera in their face and ask a gotcha question. "Do you hear yourself" should be a rallying cry and rhetorical cudgel to finally tear down the fourth estate..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at October 15, 2024 03:20 PM (IY+he)
"I just went to the bathroom and my stool is loose."
"When Johnny finds out about it, he's going to lose his stool!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 15, 2024 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lurker at October 15, 2024 03:17 PM (FC8SQ)
________________
Not a person in a thousand today has a hope of catching the reference to Lord Kelvin.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 03:21 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Piper
You need to start teaching pouncing classes. Few people know how to pounce properly. Maybe your cats could teach them.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 15, 2024 03:21 PM (v6JzV)
My friend once said to me, "Mitchell, the weather is really trippy today."
And I replied, "Maybe it is not the weather that is trippy but the way we perceive it that makes it trippy." When I should've just said, "Yeah."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 15, 2024 03:18 PM (KbCG3)
I bought a donut the other day and the lady asked if I wanted a receipt? Im like Ill give you money you give me a donut, we do not need to bring ink and paper into this.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 15, 2024 03:21 PM (CIS44)
Or just stopped it happening in broad daylight?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 15, 2024 03:21 PM (WPL6O)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 03:20 PM (GBKbO)
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I'm forced to say that "The Last Jedi" is better than the Biden admin.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 15, 2024 03:21 PM (U1w17)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 15, 2024 03:21 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 15, 2024 03:16 PM
I tell mine. And that DOESN'T mean just thrown in the garage. Out means, in the can. Outside, around the corner of the garage.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2024 03:20 PM (ewjUl)
My wife and daughters won't take out the trash. They just wait until Old Dad can't stand it anymore and does it himself.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 15, 2024 03:21 PM (LxER7)
Posted by: callsign claymore at October 15, 2024 03:22 PM (LH1f2)
Throw her under the bus. Now. You'll save the country a lot of pain.
I realize you thrive on the pain, but this isn't going to end well for you if you continue to prop up an incompetent candidate. It worked for Obama and Biden, but you might want to look at where your valuation is now compared to 2000. Market cap at the end of 1999, around $8.5 billion. Comparing after taking into account Bidenflation, that's about $24.50.
Congratulations! You're the Jim Kramer of daily publications.
Posted by: dginnorcal at October 15, 2024 03:22 PM (scVk1)
One thing to consider is that school was harder back then because, if you weren't going to be a doctor or lawyer or priest or whatever, you stopped going after fifth grade and went to apprenticeship somewhere or worked on the homestead or the family business. It may not be that kids are more stupid, just that more stupid kids are in schools.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 15, 2024 03:22 PM (11vax)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at October 15, 2024 03:22 PM (PCFLj)
And I replied, "Maybe it is not the weather that is trippy but the way we perceive it that makes it trippy." When I should've just said, "Yeah."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 15, 2024 03:18 PM (KbCG3)
I bought a donut the other day and the lady asked if I wanted a receipt? Im like Ill give you money you give me a donut, we do not need to bring ink and paper into this.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 15, 2024 03:21 PM (CIS44)
I bought an ant farm the other day. Those fuckers didn't grow shit.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 15, 2024 03:22 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 03:20 PM (GBKbO)
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I'm forced to say that "The Last Jedi" is better than the Biden admin.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 15, 2024 03:21 PM (U1w17)
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"You have one choice: You must either watch The Sequel Trilogy in a row with no breaks, or you will get 4 more years of Democrat rule."
...
"Well?"
"I'm thinking!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 03:22 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 15, 2024 03:22 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Eeyore at October 15, 2024
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Mine won't if it's framed as an order. If it's framed as, "If you'll take out the garbage, honey, I'll have the drinks poured when you get back," then, sure!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 15, 2024 03:22 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 15, 2024 03:22 PM (v6JzV)
My wife and daughters won't take out the trash. They just wait until Old Dad can't stand it anymore and does it himself.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 15, 2024 03:21 PM (LxER7)
This.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 15, 2024 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: dginnorcal at October 15, 2024 03:23 PM (scVk1)
Blonde chick's underwear?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 15, 2024 03:21 PM
Diet coke, monitor. Assembly complete. Thanks.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2024 03:23 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 03:20 PM (GBKbO)
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Now do Prometheus.
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 15, 2024 03:23 PM (PqQAX)
11. Define the difference between "loose" and "lose," and use each correctly in a sentence.
12. Specify how to use apostrophes (not apostorophe's)
correctly to indicate possession or a contraction.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Explain the proper usage of "less" versus "fewer."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 15, 2024 03:18 PM (v6JzV)
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Let's not get TOO advanced.
Next question will be to explain the use of "whom" in indirect and direct objects.
Nominative: Who. Possessive: Whose. Everything else: Who. Who.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 03:23 PM (YqDXo)
Now do Prometheus.
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 15, 2024 03:23 PM (PqQAX)
Jerk.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 15, 2024 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 15, 2024 03:22 PM (KbCG3)
You ever get in an argument when camping? What are you supposed to do zip the flap real fast?
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 15, 2024 03:24 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 15, 2024 03:21 PM (U1w17)
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PFfffffffftt, The Joker, Folie a Deux (or Whatever the f) is better than the Biden administration.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 15, 2024 03:24 PM (jyAD3)
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 15, 2024 03:23 PM (PqQAX)
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I hadn't even considered it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 03:24 PM (GBKbO)
Actually, it's a funny little picture-much more amusing than Kamala.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 15, 2024 03:24 PM (MQJVv)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 15, 2024
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My father left public school after eighth grade (ca. 1920) and must have taken some kind of specialized course after that, because he became a clerk and bookkeeper for his adult life. But, he said, you were expected to know your times tables up to 20 x 20 in those days, too. (I only had to learn 12 x 12)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 15, 2024 03:25 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 15, 2024 03:22 PM (11vax)
________________
Racist, straight up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 03:25 PM (YqDXo)
Trump [in]is the same age as that pathetic pervert, Bubba Clinton. Wow ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 15, 2024 03:25 PM (PqQAX)
Explain the proper usage of "less" versus "fewer."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 15, 2024 03:18 PM (v6JzV)
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As a corollary
Explain the proper usage of "amount" versus "number".
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore at October 15, 2024 03:26 PM (qfLjt)
Can we just all come together under one banner and agree that Terminator 3 is better than the Biden administration?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 03:20 PM (GBKbO)
Killer robo-chick's tits makes everything better
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 15, 2024 03:26 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 15, 2024 03:21 PM
I went on Dad union garbage strike once. Eldest, "Dad! I almost tripped and killed myself over the garbage going out to the garage".. Me. "Well, there's a solution to that never happening again" Daughter. "eye roll".
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2024 03:26 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 15, 2024 03:25 PM (J2vNu)
What's a times table?
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 15, 2024 03:26 PM (CIS44)
Blonde chick's underwear?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 15, 2024 03:21 PM (y9nCu)
Remember that song from back in the day?
The Diphthong Song?
Posted by: Robert at October 15, 2024 03:26 PM (I/vph)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 03:25 PM (YqDXo)
Hey, dumb kids are just as good as white kids, jack. Word as a Biden.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 15, 2024 03:26 PM (11vax)
Next question will be to explain the use of "whom" in indirect and direct objects.
Nominative: Who. Possessive: Whose. Everything else: Who. Who.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
How about 'Yunz' and 'Yous guys'?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2024 03:26 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: wth at October 15, 2024 03:26 PM (v0R5T)
Next question will be to explain the use of "whom" in indirect and direct objects.
Nominative: Who. Possessive: Whose. Everything else: Who. Who.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 03:23 PM (YqDXo)
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Mad Margaret: I've come to pinch her!
Rose Maybud: Mercy, whom?
Mad Margaret: You mean "who."
Rose Maybud: Nay, it is the accusative after the verb!
Mad Margaret: True.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 15, 2024 03:27 PM (U1w17)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2024 03:26 PM (ewjUl)
He who tops it off drops it off
-Homer Simpson
*Homer staples a banana peel to side of can*
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 15, 2024 03:27 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 15, 2024 03:27 PM (ZVgZ4)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2024 03:26 PM (WXNFJ)
Y'all vs. All y'all?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 15, 2024 03:27 PM (11vax)
Explain the proper usage of "amount" versus "number".
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore at October 15, 2024 03:26 PM (qfLjt)
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Continuous vs. discrete variables.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 03:28 PM (YqDXo)
I was watching some youtuber talking about it this, maybe Douglas Murray, and he was mentioning that this group has been largely politically apathetic and not surprisingly has likely had the worse outcome of any identifiable group over the last 20 years. He remarked that it is odd that no political group has really tried to organize them...
And it seems obvious Trump/MAGA should be their movement. But I guess we'll see if Trump succeeds in reaching them and honestly if they want to be reached.
Kamala will give you another 4 years of weed, your parents basement, and pron. Do you want more or not?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 15, 2024 03:28 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 15, 2024 03:25 PM (J2vNu)
We stopped there too. I wonder why that was the magic number
Posted by: spindrift at October 15, 2024 03:28 PM (OguvZ)
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 15, 2024 03:28 PM (PqQAX)
Posted by: wth at October 15, 2024 03:26 PM (v0R5T)
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From your lips to God's ears.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 15, 2024 03:28 PM (jyAD3)
1846025369964490827
This is some real delusion.
SC being a tossup? FL and TX going blue?
Separate movies, man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 03:28 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Eeyore at October 15, 2024
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I live alone. I have no choice. Everything must be done by me.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 15, 2024 03:28 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 15, 2024 03:28 PM
Wut?
Posted by: 28 year old in career transition living with Mom at October 15, 2024 03:29 PM (ewjUl)
1846025369964490827
This is some real delusion.
SC being a tossup? FL and TX going blue?
Separate movies, man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 03:28 PM (GBKbO)
416?!?! gimmie some of those drugs.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 15, 2024 03:29 PM (CIS44)
Trump [in]is the same age as that pathetic pervert, Bubba Clinton. Wow ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship
......
Yeah but Trump is not in the tertiary stage of syphilis.
Posted by: wth at October 15, 2024 03:30 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: wth at October 15, 2024 03:26 PM (v0R5T)
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Nah. She'll be working in the university cafeteria, wearing a hair net and slopping over-cooked spinach onto the kids' trays.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 03:30 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: XTC at October 15, 2024 03:30 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 15, 2024 03:29 PM (CIS44)
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Let's just put it this way:
Trump is more likely to win FL by 19 (like DeSantis in 2022) than Kamala is to win FL at all.
That's what happens when FL cleans up its voter rolls and decreases D numbers by...800,000.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 03:30 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
A discrete variable is the old lady living next door to your GF who can keep her mouth shut.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 15, 2024 03:30 PM (WXNFJ)
Yeah but Trump is not in the tertiary stage of syphilis.
Posted by: wth at October 15, 2024 03:30 PM (v0R5T)
B J Clinton looks like he's been dead for a few years.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 15, 2024 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: N at October 15, 2024 03:31 PM (8XibL)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 15, 2024 03:31 PM (11vax)
Posted by: N at October 15, 2024 03:32 PM (8XibL)
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This is some real delusion.
SC being a tossup? FL and TX going blue?
Separate movies, man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 03:28 PM (GBKbO)
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That's gotta be a troll, no? Nobody could be that delusional, could they?
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 15, 2024 03:32 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: N at October 15, 2024 03:31 PM (8XibL)
So, you'd feel better if she stole the intellectual property from a 'reputable' source?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 15, 2024 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 15, 2024 03:32 PM (J2vNu)
*Actually it's NOT easy, because you'd have to place the bet with a bookmaking site in Canada or the UK... but it could be done. You might have to open your account with loonies, but so what? Do it.
Posted by: mnw at October 15, 2024 03:32 PM (NLIak)
diphthong
Blonde chick's underwear?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 15, 2024 03:21 PM (y9nCu)
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Yeth.
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore. Subito at October 15, 2024 03:32 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Seems Legit
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There is no theft, there is no shame, have sex, have fun, have all you want; Vote DNC.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2024 03:32 PM (jyGs/)
That's gotta be a troll, no? Nobody could be that delusional, could they?
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 15, 2024 03:32 PM (iFTx/)
*Posters on DU have entered the chat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 15, 2024 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 15, 2024 03:32 PM (iFTx/)
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Looking through the thread, he means it.
IA is completely justified because of the Selzer poll. Even though it showed Trump winning. Even though it was off by 8 in 2020.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2024 03:32 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 15, 2024 03:27 PM (ZVgZ4)
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Next you'll be telling me that in Maricopa County, the markers they use in heavily-R precincts for marking ballots aren't readable by the tabulators.
Wait, wut?
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 15, 2024 03:33 PM (Furl/)
Posted by: Martha Raddatz at October 15, 2024 03:34 PM (+Fxnq)
So, you'd feel better if she stole the intellectual property from a 'reputable' source?
Posted by: S
Yes, she would have had to read the source before boosting the text,which is something
Posted by: N at October 15, 2024 03:34 PM (8XibL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 15, 2024 03:25 PM (J2vNu)
We stopped there too. I wonder why that was the magic number
Posted by: spindrift at October 15, 2024 03:28 PM (OguvZ)
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No point in going past 12. Those products don't come up that often.
Pro tip I tried to teach my kids: learn the inverses of numbers up to 12 (8.333 for that one). Knowing these greatly facilitates doing mental arithmetic. The only tricky one is 7 (0.142
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 03:34 PM (YqDXo)
She's not capable of performing plagiarism above even a middle school level? What an intellectual powerhouse Red Kammie is!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 15, 2024 03:35 PM (dhiHa)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)
Everyone knows that the polls are weighted towards Trump because the media is in the tank for him and all the news organizations are captured by the MAGA wing of the republican party.
Read a book, dude.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 15, 2024 03:35 PM (11vax)
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 15, 2024 03:32 PM (iFTx/)
*Posters on DU have entered the chat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 15, 2024 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)
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416 for the whore?? Maybe 416 sex partners in her life.
I doubt even the most stoned DU delusional is that delusional.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 15, 2024 03:35 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 15, 2024 03:22 PM (KbCG3)
You ever get in an argument when camping? What are you supposed to do zip the flap real fast?
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 15, 2024 03:24 PM (CIS44)
I got a postcard to send to my dad. I started writing "I really" but I messed it up and wrote "rarely", but I didn't want to throw it out so I just kept going. "I rarely drive steamboats, dad. Quit trying to pretend that I am a steamboat operator. I'm sorry this took such a turn."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 15, 2024 03:35 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Martha Raddatz at October 15, 2024 03:34 PM (+Fxnq)
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I'm glad to see The Cryptkeeper is getting work.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 03:35 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 15, 2024 03:32 PM (J2vNu)
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Latin is not rich in diphthongs as is Greek, which is how we get transliterations as "Darius" for "Daraieos."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 15, 2024 03:35 PM (U1w17)
Read a book, dude.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 15, 2024 03:35 PM (11vax)
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So true. 2022 PA proves that the polls are in the tank for Trump!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 03:36 PM (GBKbO)
I doubt even the most stoned DU delusional is that delusional.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 15, 2024 03:35 PM (iFTx/)
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"It would be if we nationalized Fox News!"
-DU, 98.46% probability
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 03:36 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Cackle while you work.
Posted by: wth at October 15, 2024 03:36 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 15, 2024 03:35
That's what almost makes it worse. She didn't even fucking try to hide it better. What a dipshit.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2024 03:36 PM (ewjUl)
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That was just for a month.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 03:36 PM (YqDXo)
"For that rancid spin I'm awarding the New York Times the citation of Jive Turkey of the Day."
Also the "Flying Fickle Finger of Fate" award.
Posted by: Potato Of The United States at October 15, 2024 03:37 PM (OgWfa)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2024 03:37 PM (ewjUl)
Read a book, dude.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Did you not get the memo? TJM is illiterate.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 15, 2024 03:37 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 15, 2024 03:25 PM (PqQAX)
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Bill’s been on a vegan diet for over two decades, whereas Trump’s robust physique is supported by Big Macs and Diet Coke. It’s a no-brainer who’s healthier.
Posted by: Lurker at October 15, 2024 03:37 PM (FC8SQ)
Posted by: N at October 15, 2024 03:37 PM (8XibL)
I see, though, that Red Kammie eschewed donning the calling card fashion accessory favored by elite plagiarists everywhere -- heavy rimmed "smart girl" glasses.
How her compatriot plagiarists must talk about her behind her back!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 15, 2024 03:37 PM (dhiHa)
Trump [in]is the same age as that pathetic pervert, Bubba Clinton. Wow ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship
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Don't forget me!!
Posted by: Sammy Hagar at October 15, 2024 03:38 PM (JfxgE)
Looks like I might've been mistaken.
Posted by: mnw at October 15, 2024 03:38 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 15, 2024 03:38 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 15, 2024 03:38 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 15, 2024 03:35 PM (KbCG3)
I like escalators, cause they can never be broken, they can only be stairs. What are they going to do, put out a sign that says "Sorry for the convenience"?
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 15, 2024 03:38 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 15, 2024 03:39 PM (LxER7)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at October 15, 2024 03:38 PM
I'm done with my kitchen remodel, but it's not finished.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 15, 2024 03:39 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 15, 2024 03:35
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"Four score and a bunch of time afterwards the Africans brought forth on this continent a bunch of dangerous ghettos, conceived in grievance and dedicated to the proposition that they should be given handouts in perpetuity for doing little or nothing"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 03:39 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: N at October 15, 2024 03:40 PM (8XibL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 15, 2024 03:25 PM (J2vNu)
We stopped there too. I wonder why that was the magic number
Posted by: spindrift at October 15, 2024 03:28 PM (OguvZ)
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The old UK system used 12 a lot as it is a versatile number. It has factors 2, 3, 4, 6. Hence the 12 inches to a foot. There's more but then it's Math
and I'll be in trouble with the Horde.Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore. Subito subito at October 15, 2024 03:40 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 15, 2024 02:41 PM (pohLc)
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8th grade boys have the common decently of not playing games in communicating to girls what they want.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding suspense, madness, and humanity with Michael Powell at October 15, 2024 02:42 PM (GBKbO)
What's funny about today is that they seem to forget that by age 30.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2024 03:42 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore. Subito subito at October 15, 2024 03:40 PM (qfLjt)
Sixty was also used to avoid fractions and 360
Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2024 03:43 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 15, 2024 03:35 PM (KbCG3)
I like escalators, cause they can never be broken, they can only be stairs. What are they going to do, put out a sign that says "Sorry for the convenience"?
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 15, 2024 03:38 PM (CIS44)
It is especially unlikely since steamboats are piloted or 'steam' from place to place.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2024 03:45 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Seems Legit
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There is no theft, there is no shame, have sex, have fun, have all you want; Vote DNC.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2024 03:32 PM (jyGs/)
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No, theft is reparations for slavery and patriarchy. Everyone knows that.
Posted by: Eeyore at October 15, 2024 03:45 PM (1bNHn)
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Crystallographers use base 60 because it is divisible by 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 10, and 12.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 03:47 PM (YqDXo)
I thought that a diphthong was skimpy male swimwear that you doffed before sliding into the hot tub with "the ladies".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 15, 2024 03:47 PM (dhiHa)
Probably.
Posted by: MLCross at October 15, 2024 03:48 PM (Q2MxE)
Pro tip I tried to teach my kids: learn the inverses of numbers up to 12 (8.333 for that one). Knowing these greatly facilitates doing mental arithmetic. The only tricky one is 7 (0.142
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 03:34 PM (YqDXo)
For those above 12 just use the multiply and carry on each digit which only needs the 9 by 9 section you know alread.
Posted by: Oldcat at October 15, 2024 03:49 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 15, 2024 04:07 PM (vS8VI)
Posted by: Half Dozen at October 15, 2024 04:11 PM (ppfCG)
Posted by: Sifty at October 15, 2024 04:16 PM (ZIjGF)
Posted by: Half Dozen
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They plagiarize everyone else they may as well plagiarize Kameliana.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2024 04:16 PM (jyGs/)
But does it really? Or does it merely confirm what we already knew or strongly suspected about her?
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