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Monday Overnight Open Thread (12/14/24) Columbus Day Edition

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The Quotes of The Day will return shortly.

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I believe this sport should be imported to the USA!!!



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He identifies as Karen. who has the "Right of Way". I hope someday Karma......


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Democrats suck at foreign policy? Who knew?


“They fucked up in 2014,” Biden told a friend, according to Woodward. “That’s why we are here. We fucked it up. Barack never took Putin seriously.” (RELATED: Biden Appears To Take Swipe At Obama Over Gay Marriage Policy)

Biden’s referring to Russia’s invasion of Crimea during the Obama administration. Obama was famously lenient on Russia, caught on a hot mic pledging “more flexibility” after his 2012 reelection and mocking Mitt Romney for taking Putin seriously. So it’s not surprising that Putin calculated he could walk right into Crimea and suffer only a slap on the wrist from the U.S. And it’s no wonder that Putin figured he could do it all again in Obama’s unofficial third term.


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You invited Kamala to do invoke your father's name while you are continually suffer from TDS. Meghan, shut your pie hole, you ignorant slut.

Meghan McCain on Friday threatened to share her late father’s honest thoughts about Kamala Harris — a day after the vice president invoked the memory of John McCain at an Arizona campaign rally.

“The View” co-host fumed on X as she claimed that Democrats have “bastardized” her father’s memory for their own political aims.


The ONT Musical Interlude & Red Chile Sauce Emporium



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There appears to be a theme relating to tonight's Genius Award Winners. ***Can you guess the theme?***


Genius Award Winner Number 1.

Daughter’s startling confession to police who turned up to check on her parents


Genius Award Winner Number 2.

Casting spells, cooked body parts: Daughter accused of dismembering mother’s body

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1 Meow

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at October 14, 2024 10:08 PM (w3u3d)

2 st

Posted by: a dude in MI at October 14, 2024 10:08 PM (+I6Y/)

3 Howdy!

Posted by: JQ at October 14, 2024 10:08 PM (njWTi)

4 How.
Un gow wa.
How?
You must wait for the page to load fully.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2024 10:08 PM (YTE2+)

5 Woo hooo. One for the cat. I will call the otters

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at October 14, 2024 10:09 PM (w3u3d)

6 Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2024 10:09 PM (zGJie)

7 Sign pic is hilarious.

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at October 14, 2024 10:09 PM (9gQxM)

8 At last...
the MOMHONT hath arrived!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at October 14, 2024 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

9 Hi! Back to content!!

Posted by: Iris at October 14, 2024 10:10 PM (bOJ2I)

10 Saaaay....
"Happy Columbus Day"?!
What about that Indigenous People Crap Day?!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 14, 2024 10:11 PM (x43UG)

11 Sorry i'm late . Monday Night Football seemed compelling.
What's up hordelings?

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at October 14, 2024 10:11 PM (hftn9)

12 Then there is the sad case of Carley Gregg who at the age of 14 was just convicted of shooting her Mom three times and killing her. Then she waited for her step-father to arrive home and tried to murder him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2024 10:11 PM (zGJie)

13 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2024 10:11 PM (WXNFJ)

14 Otters and others duly nooded.
..Gives crisp salute..

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at October 14, 2024 10:12 PM (w3u3d)

15 Twisty stream up top!

Where ye be, Mis Hum? Somewhere south of the not-currently-frozen tundra?

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 14, 2024 10:13 PM (TSQkU)

16 Hey, the top photo is a rare picture of Mitch McConnell's spine!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 14, 2024 10:13 PM (HlyYF)

17 I was going to say that river was trying to spell something. Then I realized it probably spells "Allah" in Arabic and the Muslims would want it banned. So I won't go there.

(Y'all remember that run of stupidity?)

Posted by: GWB at October 14, 2024 10:13 PM (E8qwH)

18 Is 10:07 the new 10:00??

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 14, 2024 10:13 PM (hovnC)

19 Nephew got me The Ultimate Heated Muff.

I was slightly disappointed to find out it is a hand warmer for hunting.

Posted by: MkY at October 14, 2024 10:13 PM (cPGH3)

20 1950's Super Panavision AI trailer of The Lord of the Rings with an all female cast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDxeYeNsuaI

What until you get a gander at Gandalfa...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2024 10:13 PM (zGJie)

21 Off to the content

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at October 14, 2024 10:13 PM (w3u3d)

22 Thanks for the girthy ONT, Mis Hum!

Great photo of an old river up top and sweet music behind it.

Orphan theme, huh...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 14, 2024 10:13 PM (CiNoz)

23 My spousal unit was on a leash for a short period when he was young and the family was overseas. Don't recall any stories about being asked if he was a rescue...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 14, 2024 10:14 PM (CiNoz)

24 15 Twisty stream up top!

Where ye be, Mis Hum? Somewhere south of the not-currently-frozen tundra?
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 14, 2024 10:13 PM

In New Mexico headed to Texas

Friend from home sent a photo this morning. We had our first snow today

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 14, 2024 10:14 PM (OhLe9)

25 Life in Kamala's America:

In Rockland County, NY, many of the volunteers serving in the government-run EMS are visibly Jewish.

Listen to this:

"The patient is requesting [there be] no Jewish providers on the ambulance. Can you see if we can accommodate?"

Repeat?

"The patient does not want to be treated by anyone Jewish."


There is video of this.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2024 10:14 PM (uxCna)

26 Good evening morons and thanks mh

Oh yeah Obama had more " flexibility" after his last election.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 14, 2024 10:15 PM (RIvkX)

27 Think I'll roll another number for the road.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2024 10:15 PM (fxJi6)

28 Vicente Fernandez. My childhood beckons. Maybe tomorrow some Javier Solis ?

Posted by: the hat at October 14, 2024 10:15 PM (HUKUP)

29 The Quotes of The Day will return shortly.
OK, I'll wait.

Ummm, what's your definition of "shortly"?

Posted by: GWB at October 14, 2024 10:15 PM (E8qwH)

30 I always thought that putting a child on a leash was bad until I realized that there were men that Peter Lorre portrayed that were out looking to take out children and do bad things to them.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 14, 2024 10:15 PM (+H2BX)

31 So, there I was, listening to the Hidden Music, and reading the post when I did the V-8 (remember?) forehead slap: Wow! I coulda left a comment hello.

Hello.

Posted by: mindful webworker - essentially at October 14, 2024 10:16 PM (FWaX/)

32 Kid on a leash...Is that some weird early intro to S&M? Creepy. Poor Parenting to be sure.

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at October 14, 2024 10:16 PM (hftn9)

33 18 Is 10:07 the new 10:00??
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 14, 2024

It could

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 14, 2024 10:16 PM (OhLe9)

34 Freaking literally 2-second power brown/blackout reset my router.

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 14, 2024 10:16 PM (hovnC)

35 Twisty stream up top!
Posted by: LRob in OK

'Ok Horde members, we need a ditch dug from point A to point B.'
Horde: Nudges co worker. "Watch this shit."

Posted by: Some Rat at October 14, 2024 10:16 PM (vJiyU)

36 Technically, I have 3+ hours to go on this Lume application, so I will take the chance of coming in here.

Posted by: The Rank Organization at October 14, 2024 10:16 PM (nS6qG)

37 I like the Mehicano sad song video starting with a rooster crowing! Threw me off; I thought we were going to experience Hee Haw Espanol!

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 14, 2024 10:16 PM (TSQkU)

38 "The patient does not want to be treated by anyone Jewish."

There is video of this.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Were they afraid of getting circumcised during the trip to the hospital, on really bumpy roads?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 14, 2024 10:17 PM (VNX3d)

39 Top 40!

Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2024 10:17 PM (xJEPL)

40 So is Walz's accuser credible?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2024 10:17 PM (oZhjI)

41 yoooooo

Posted by: thathalfrican - steady mobbing at October 14, 2024 10:17 PM (eZwyX)

42 Casting spells, cooked body parts: Daughter accused of dismembering mother’s body


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Sweet. I Dismember Mama.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2024 10:18 PM (kbyy+)

43 "I'm riding a bike I have more rights than you."

Hey, Dude, how would you like a nice Hawaiian Punch?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2024 10:18 PM (YTE2+)

44 Is that the Biben?

Posted by: davidt at October 14, 2024 10:18 PM (i0F8b)

45 The Quotes of The Day will return shortly.
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They're all of Alex the Chick??

Posted by: andycanuck (hovnC) at October 14, 2024 10:18 PM (hovnC)

46 Peter Lorre in Fritz Lang's M was simply scary.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2024 10:18 PM (zGJie)

47 "The patient does not want to be treated by anyone Jewish."

There is video of this.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2024 10:14 PM (uxCna)
=-==

But CBD lives in Jersey.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 14, 2024 10:18 PM (RIvkX)

48 I'll see you in Corsicana Friday, as well as all the many Morons who will participate.

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 14, 2024 10:18 PM (TSQkU)

49 29 The Quotes of The Day will return shortly.
OK, I'll wait.

Ummm, what's your definition of "shortly"?
Posted by: GWB at October 14, 2024 10:15 PM (E8qwH)

Until morale improves
Probably mine

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 14, 2024 10:18 PM (OhLe9)

50 Kid on a leash...Is that some weird early intro to S&M? Creepy. Poor Parenting to be sure.

It's a European thing. I have seen it in San Diego.

Peter Lorre portrayals.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 14, 2024 10:19 PM (+H2BX)

51 "Casting spells, cooked body parts: Daughter accused of dismembering mother’s body"

I remember seeing "I Dismember Mama" at an Awful Film Festival in Greenwich Village 40 years ago, but I never thought that someone would do it for real.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 14, 2024 10:19 PM (Jn3++)

52 30 I always thought that putting a child on a leash was bad until I realized that there were men that Peter Lorre portrayed that were out looking to take out children and do bad things to them.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 14, 2024 10:15 PM (+H2BX)

*pointedly does not look at commenter 'm'*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2024 10:19 PM (y31cs)

53 We live in a high-trust society here in the US. Europe lost that.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 14, 2024 10:19 PM (+H2BX)

54 20 1950's Super Panavision AI trailer of The Lord of the Rings with an all female cast.

There's a lot of AI cheesecake out there; here is Eltairia -
youtu.be/OmxsCMsSnEc
... aka, the blue eyed boobie planet. (PG rated.)
tl;dr - human artists are obsolete.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 14, 2024 10:20 PM (gKWVE)

55 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2024 10:20 PM (y31cs)

56 Jeff Healy, is he the blind musician in Roadhouse?
That was a good movie.

Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2024 10:20 PM (xJEPL)

57 Casting spells, cooked body parts: Daughter accused of dismembering mother’s body

She persisted
Well behaved women rarely make history
We aren't going back

Sorry trying to pick the right feminist bumper sticker for this RIOT GRRL

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2024 10:20 PM (oZhjI)

58 No Jew medics, huh?

That's the time for every last medical professional in Rockland County to identify as Jewish for the night, and leave that sandmaggot by the side of the road.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2024 10:21 PM (awTae)

59 I wanted to punch that bike rider in the nose. Repeatedly. Then I wanted to kick the car driver in the balls for not punching the biker in the nose.


I hate people.

Posted by: Baron Munchausen at October 14, 2024 10:21 PM (C1NyB)

60 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by a Sincere Apology.

I needed that laugh today!

Posted by: mikeski at October 14, 2024 10:21 PM (DgGvY)

61 Dismembering Mama?

Lizzy Borden is so passe...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2024 10:21 PM (zGJie)

62 "The patient does not want to be treated by anyone Jewish."

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2024 10:14 PM


10-4.

The Red Crescent ambulance should be there in 72 hours. They have a load of rockets to deliver in Beirut before they get to your location.

Be sure to apply direct pressure to that wound.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 14, 2024 10:21 PM (HlyYF)

63 Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2024 10:17 PM (oZhjI)

Haven't checked since this afternoon but the accuser is apparently pressing charges.

Posted by: thathalfrican - steady mobbing at October 14, 2024 10:21 PM (eZwyX)

64 25

'"The patient does not want to be treated by anyone Jewish."'

Muzzies and their sympathizers feel really emboldened to be vile in public.
God willing, I'll live to see them made to scuttle back under their rocks.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 14, 2024 10:21 PM (3wi/L)

65 10 Saaaay....
"Happy Columbus Day"?!
What about that Indigenous People Crap Day?!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 14, 2024 10:11 PM 



And Canadian Thanksgiving. We didn't celebrate.

But that means our thank you to Mis. Hum. for the ONT and that hilarious sign is extra special.

Posted by: Stateless at October 14, 2024 10:22 PM (jvJvP)

66
Dr. Maalouf ‏
@realMaalouf
Remember the 19 Yazidi girls who were put inside an iron cage and burned to death by Islamists for refusing to be sex slaves.

Not a single protest for them!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 14, 2024 10:22 PM (TGPs7)

67 Happy travels MisHum. See you in Texas.

Posted by: TRex at October 14, 2024 10:22 PM (ZkojD)

68 Until morale improves
Probably mine
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 14, 2024 10:18 PM (OhLe9)

Sends cookie through the usb port.
Have a cookie, they always make me feel better.

Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2024 10:22 PM (xJEPL)

69 An early Mickey Mouse makes a cameo or two in "M". Mickey was briefly more famous in Europe than in USA until 32-33, or so.

Posted by: Steambath Willie at October 14, 2024 10:22 PM (nS6qG)

70 Douchebag wearing bike shorts opens my car door he will end up eating pavement.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * tired of the dark at October 14, 2024 10:23 PM (pTPLK)

71 This incident has brought back old rumors from Tim Walz's time at Mankato West (1996-2006) concerning alleged inappropriate behavior with male students. Although Walz was never charged with any crime, these rumours—some of which were even reportedly mentioned in school board meetings—have gained traction as he has become a popular name in politics.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2024 10:24 PM (oZhjI)

72 How ironic that the Karen on a Bike was named Gary Peacock?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 14, 2024 10:24 PM (mH6SG)

73 Remember the 19 Yazidi girls who were put inside an iron cage and burned to death by Islamists for refusing to be sex slaves.

Not a single protest for them!


It wasn't rape rape

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at October 14, 2024 10:24 PM (oZhjI)

74 No Wall stats this week?

Posted by: Ciampino - Arthurian Steed mimicry at October 14, 2024 10:24 PM (qfLjt)

75 19 Nephew got me The Ultimate Heated Muff.

I used to have one of those...🤪

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 14, 2024 10:24 PM (x43UG)

76 Does Neil Young still hating on Southern Man?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2024 10:25 PM (kbyy+)

77 Bike rider? LOL. 1982. Boulder, Colorado. I was laid-off from STC and was drunk and being driven home. I was on the right-side of the vehicle. I told the asshole bike rider to get his effing ass closer to the curb.

Did I tell you that I saw the outside of the "Mork and Mindy" house?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 14, 2024 10:25 PM (+H2BX)

78 Southern man has no use for him.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 14, 2024 10:25 PM (+H2BX)

79 Or is.

Yup.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2024 10:25 PM (kbyy+)

80 15 Twisty stream up top!
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Oh, I thought you were talking about...never mind.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2024 10:26 PM (YTE2+)

81 As to the bicyclist....

If he opened my door, I would let him know I considered that assault. Then it would get violent.

However, I do also understand almost getting run over by someone and reacting in a very non-passive manner to it. But, I doubt it was that, or it would have notes.

(And I agree with the kid. What was he constantly stabbing his phone for?)

Posted by: GWB at October 14, 2024 10:26 PM (E8qwH)

82 COMountainMarie!

Sweetheart! How are you? Are you going to make it to TX?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2024 10:26 PM (jEAK7)

83 Douchebag wearing bike shorts opens my car door he will end up eating pavement.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * tired of the dark

What is it about some bike riders? I just don't get the sense of entitlement.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2024 10:26 PM (WXNFJ)

84 My quote about Walz and the accusation are from an Indian paper of course, I suspect our FNM are having hurried conversations as to how to cover this...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2024 10:26 PM (oZhjI)

85 Evening Horde, thx MisHum. The idiot in Rockland County who doesn't want to be treated by Jews would most likely to be treated by a Haitian. Big Haitian community, my law practice took me into Clarkstown on occasion.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 14, 2024 10:26 PM (vS8VI)

86 So she cast spells, killed and cooked her mama but I'd still do her.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at October 14, 2024 10:27 PM (UWRAE)

87 It is astonishing how far the Establishment media has declined.

Three people were named winners of the Nobel Prize in Economics today - their area of research is what makes nations rich, and what makes nations poor (unsurprisingly, the rule of law has a lot to do with this).

A writer for Forbes wrote about this, but he was uninterested in what the economists had to say.

What was important was that they are IMMIGRANTS (one from Turkey, two from the UK).

That's right, they are IMMIGRANTS.

As a matter of fact, many of the American winners of the Nobel Prize have been IMMIGRANTS.

The article is called:

Three Immigrants To America Win 2024 Nobel Prize In Economics

The unstated premise of the article, of course, is that you are a terrible, terrible hypocrite if you support letting talented economists into the United States to study and teach, but oppose Kamala Harris' bringing four percent of the population of Haiti into the United States over the last four years.

I mean, there is no difference between the two groups, right?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2024 10:27 PM (uxCna)

88 If we must have Bicycle Lanes, how about Motorcycle Lanes also?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2024 10:27 PM (zGJie)

89 “The View” co-host fumed on X as she claimed that Democrats have “bastardized” her father’s memory for their own political aims.

You would think they would have the decency to wait until his funeral was over.

Posted by: Ripley at October 14, 2024 10:27 PM (PTDkx)

90 Muffs need to make a comeback.

Posted by: Mink Stole at October 14, 2024 10:27 PM (nS6qG)

91 The patient is requesting [there be] no Jewish providers on the ambulance. Can you see if we can accommodate?"
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Sure, that can be accommodated. Not my fault he died...

Posted by: lin-duh at October 14, 2024 10:27 PM (VCgbV)

92 78 Southern man has no use for him.
Posted by: no one of any consequence
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Got his big mouth open in the pic.
If he were an Indian his name would be Running Mouth
His nic name would be Screech.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2024 10:27 PM (YTE2+)

93 53 We live in a high-trust society here in the US. Europe lost that.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 14, 2024 10:19 PM (+H2BX)
* * * *
I fear that America is rapidly losing that high-trust society. My trust in government has sure cratered over the past four years. But, on the bright side, in our little area of Hooterville, the folks still have that high level of trust in one another. Got to be a function of a small community.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 14, 2024 10:27 PM (CiNoz)

94 59
'I wanted to kick the car driver in the balls for not punching the biker in the nose.


I hate people.
Posted by: Baron Munchausen'

You were more light-hearted in the movie.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 14, 2024 10:28 PM (3wi/L)

95 Jewish? Oh. so you hate my Messiah but you expect/demand Christian charity from me?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 14, 2024 10:28 PM (+H2BX)

96 Kid on a leash. Probably for their own protection.

Like when Mom had only a wringer/washer, and no dryer. She had to hang out the wash on a laundry line in back yard. Nobody else to watch the barely-toddling child, so put him in his "car harness" and use a leash to clip him to one of the laundry lines. **While she was out there WITH him** but had both hands full of work.

Posted by: JQ at October 14, 2024 10:29 PM (njWTi)

97 Cool picture.

>>So it’s not surprising that Putin calculated he could walk right into Crimea and suffer only a slap on the wrist from the U.S. And it’s no wonder that Putin figured he could do it all again in Obama’s unofficial third term.

Yea that's not what happened. Putin took Crimea after Obama/Biden ran a coup and replaced the Ukrainian president with a US puppet. That's why Obama didn't do anything, he was compromised.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2024 10:29 PM (LkLld)

98 What about that Indigenous People Crap Day?!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 14, 2024 10:11 PM (x43UG)

I'm perfectly fine with Indigenous People's Day, as long as:
1) It doesn't replace some other day
2) I get to cut out my neighbor's heart and then roast them on my grill
("Neighbor" being defined fairly broadly.)

Posted by: GWB at October 14, 2024 10:29 PM (E8qwH)

99 Anyone have an explanation for why Bill Clinton stabbed Kamala in the back today?

Is it just the spirochetes talking or is there something more sinister afoot?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2024 10:29 PM (kbyy+)

100 Yay, National Real Sugar Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 14, 2024 10:29 PM (lUFok)

101 What is it about some bike riders? I just don't get the sense of entitlement.
Posted by: Tonypete

Do a venn diagram and I'll wager he (and) many other "bikers", intersect with climate crybaby, save the earth bs and vegan.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * tired of the dark at October 14, 2024 10:30 PM (pTPLK)

102 Anyone have an explanation for why Bill Clinton stabbed Kamala in the back today?


She wouldn't do that hawk tua thing for me...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 14, 2024 10:30 PM (oZhjI)

103 The London Star: Internet Sensation Moo Deng's keepers want her to stop sleeping in her mother's food bowl, in case Mom gets drunk and eats her...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 14, 2024 10:30 PM (TGPs7)

104 I meant that as a comment about the Muzzies. But it also applies.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at October 14, 2024 10:30 PM (+H2BX)

105 Evening Horde.

So, I did venture out at dusk to try and get a glimpse of this comet...but alas, the light pollution around my neck of the NoHo hood would not allow me even a glimpse.

Maybe next time... in a thousand years or so.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 14, 2024 10:32 PM (TDvv2)

106 Anyone have an explanation for why Bill Clinton stabbed Kamala in the back today?

Is it just the spirochetes talking or is there something more sinister afoot?


Pick both A and B. Always a safe bet.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 14, 2024 10:32 PM (mH6SG)

107 Visibly Jewish?! da fuq?!

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at October 14, 2024 10:33 PM (Vvh2V)

108 So is Walz's accuser credible?

It's interesting - the Trump/Vance campaign is all over Kamala's plagiarism, but has not touched the pedophile Walz accusations.

There is apparently suspicion that the Walz accusations are a trap - deliberately set to make Trump/Vance look like idiots if they bring it up.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2024 10:34 PM (uxCna)

109 I wonder if the Clintons realized the best way to get back to some power in the Dem party is to sabotage the Obama wing. Harris is part of the CA wing but they are working closely with the Obama wing. Take them out and you clear a bunch of Clinton opponents within the Dem party...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2024 10:34 PM (oZhjI)

110 What until you get a gander at Gandalfa...
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2024 10:13 PM (zGJie)

I was expecting Gimlia to have a beard.
IYKYK

Posted by: GWB at October 14, 2024 10:34 PM (E8qwH)

111 It's interesting - the Trump/Vance campaign is all over Kamala's plagiarism, but has not touched the pedophile Walz accusations.

Good strategy. Let people not at all attached to Trump look into it and hammer one scandal that we have proof of

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2024 10:34 PM (oZhjI)

112 The foreign policy establishment in this country hasn't gotten one thing right since ... never.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 14, 2024 10:34 PM (RIvkX)

113 Anyone have an explanation for why Bill Clinton stabbed Kamala in the back today?

Is it just the spirochetes talking or is there something more sinister afoot?


He realized that if she gets in she's one EO away from ending the flow of graft, whether she understands what she's doing or not.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 14, 2024 10:35 PM (lUFok)

114 87
'you are a terrible, terrible hypocrite if you support letting talented economists into the United States to study and teach, but oppose Kamala Harris' bringing four percent of the population of Haiti into the United States'

So, then I'm a hypocrite in leftist eyes. That would matter more if I gave a good goddamn what they thought about me.
It pales in comparison of what I think of them. Briefly put, they're cancer.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 14, 2024 10:36 PM (3wi/L)

115 There Woof

https://tinyurl.com/3j2s4k6m

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2024 10:36 PM (zGJie)

116 19 Nephew got me The Ultimate Heated Muff.

I was slightly disappointed to find out it is a hand warmer for hunting.
Posted by: MkY at October 14, 2024 10:13 PM (cPGH3)
____________________

Phew...I was all ready to make an anti-fungal recommendation. Or, accuse your nephew of being a pimp. Glad we didn't have to go down that road.

Posted by: Orson at October 14, 2024 10:36 PM (dIske)

117 82 nurse ratchet

No Texas for me this year...
I'll be being tortured with weeks of radiation 🤮 Then therapy.
I'm sooo gonna miss the Horde!
Next year - tenth anniversary. I sure hope I make that one!
I wish all a fantastic, wonderful time!
Shoot a few for me...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 14, 2024 10:37 PM (x43UG)

118 I'm perfectly fine with Indigenous People's Day, as long as:
1) It doesn't replace some other day
2) I get to cut out my neighbor's heart and then roast them on my grill
("Neighbor" being defined fairly broadly.)
Posted by: GWB at October 14, 2024 10:29 PM (E8qwH)
------------

There are a couple of neighbors I'd like you to meet.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2024 10:37 PM (YTE2+)

119 Hello Mis Hum, and youse other Hordelings too!

Posted by: Doof at October 14, 2024 10:37 PM (1y6wd)

120 >>The foreign policy establishment in this country hasn't gotten one thing right since ... never.

I think the bigger issue is they have a completely different agenda than what they publicly claim.

They started this war in Ukraine on purpose. The question is why?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2024 10:37 PM (LkLld)

121 29 The Quotes of The Day will return shortly.
OK, I'll wait.

Ummm, what's your definition of "shortly"?
Posted by: GWB at October 14, 2024 10:15 PM (E8qwH)

Until morale improves
Probably mine
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 14, 2024 10:18 PM (OhLe9)

/dances a desperate jig to get you to smile/

Posted by: GWB at October 14, 2024 10:37 PM (E8qwH)

122 what a buncha sick fuckers on the last several demoncrat tickets:

92 cigar-fucking rapist / chakra rapist
08 peen taster / tween taster
16 yeast feaster / molester-looking motherfucker
20 tween taster / peen taster
24 peen taster / teen peen taster

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at October 14, 2024 10:38 PM (YANnI)

123 So if the Tampon Timmy was/is a pederast story gets legs, will the D's declare that this means they have to name a new VP candidate and try to insert a ringer?

Posted by: PaleRider at October 14, 2024 10:38 PM (UKUm3)

124 102
'She wouldn't do that hawk tua thing for me...
Posted by: Bill Clinton '

Ask her to get you some coffee.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 14, 2024 10:38 PM (3wi/L)

125 COMountainMarie, glad to see you're back. Hope that you are doing well.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2024 10:38 PM (YTE2+)

126 'you are a terrible, terrible hypocrite if you support letting talented economists into the United States to study and teach, but oppose Kamala Harris' bringing four percent of the population of Haiti into the United States'

So, then I'm a hypocrite in leftist eyes. That would matter more if I gave a good goddamn what they thought about me.
It pales in comparison of what I think of them. Briefly put, they're cancer.
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Posted by: Some Rat at October 14, 2024 10:39 PM (vJiyU)

127 Godspeed, COMountainMarie.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 14, 2024 10:39 PM (i24o9)

128 What is it about some bike riders? I just don't get the sense of entitlement.

There is a bike blog in Portland, called "Bike Portland", that has been around for about twenty years.

At one point, a couple of the regular commenters boasted that they had flipped off people in cars thousands of times each.

They were very proud of this.

You got the impression that they really, really like to flip people off.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2024 10:39 PM (uxCna)

129 COMMarie.

Hang in there honey. Been there. Done that. Got the pink swish.

Love to you. You're going to be ok.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2024 10:39 PM (jEAK7)

130 I seem to be on autopilot tonight.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 14, 2024 10:39 PM (vJiyU)

131 tl;dr - human artists are obsolete.
Posted by: gKWVE at October 14, 2024 10:20 PM (gKWVE)

When humans can walk on air and on water, as several of the people in that video do.

Posted by: GWB at October 14, 2024 10:40 PM (E8qwH)

132 102 Anyone have an explanation for why Bill Clinton stabbed Kamala in the back today?


She wouldn't do that hawk tua thing for me...
Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 14, 2024 10:30 PM (oZhjI)

That'll be the first guy she didn't do. I guess ol' Slick Willie couldn't advance her career.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at October 14, 2024 10:40 PM (UWRAE)

133 They started this war in Ukraine on purpose. The question is why?

Money, power, and access to underaged people.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2024 10:40 PM (uxCna)

134 Marie, we know you'll be there in spirit!
Gods speed with all the treatments.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 14, 2024 10:41 PM (vJiyU)

135 And omfg. Cyclists are assholes.

We spend millions on making bike lanes for them. And they DONT FUCKING USE THEM!

If there's a bike lane less than 20
Yards away and you're not in it, I can mow your ass down. Fuck off.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2024 10:41 PM (jEAK7)

136 There is apparently suspicion that the Walz accusations are a trap - deliberately set to make Trump/Vance look like idiots if they bring it up.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2024 10:34 PM


Trump should probably hire Admiral Ackbar to look into those accusations.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 14, 2024 10:41 PM (HlyYF)

137 They started this war in Ukraine on purpose. The question is why?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2024 10:37 PM (LkLld)

Because Putin wouldn't let homos adopt Russian kids.

Thats why.

Posted by: Run with it! at October 14, 2024 10:41 PM (89Sog)

138 You got the impression that they really, really like to flip people off.

In the times we're living in, that often ends badly for the flipper.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 14, 2024 10:41 PM (mH6SG)

139 Pic up top is where you do not want to build a home.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 14, 2024 10:42 PM (/lPRQ)

140
But, on the bright side, in our little area of Hooterville, the folks still have that high level of trust in one another.

Except for that darn Haney!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 14, 2024 10:42 PM (63Dwl)

141 24 peen taster / teen peen taster

----------

I think it's nice that Kamala and her VP pick have something in common, even if it is penises.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2024 10:42 PM (kbyy+)

142 126
I couldn't have said it better myself.

Work in the morning. I'm calling it a night.

Happy Columbus Day.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 14, 2024 10:42 PM (3wi/L)

143 106 Anyone have an explanation for why Bill Clinton stabbed Kamala in the back today?

Is it just the spirochetes talking or is there something more sinister afoot?
-----------

There are 100 people in the politburo, all of them don't see things the same way. One of those are fronted by the Obama, Biden, Kameliana, faction and the other large group fronted by the Clinton faction.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2024 10:43 PM (YTE2+)

144 108 So is Walz's accuser credible?

It's interesting - the Trump/Vance campaign is all over Kamala's plagiarism, but has not touched the pedophile Walz accusations.

There is apparently suspicion that the Walz accusations are a trap - deliberately set to make Trump/Vance look like idiots if they bring it up.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2024 10:34 PM (uxCna)

wait wait wait

so you're saying that maybe the Trump campaign is exhibiting some self-control?

I'd think that after what the Dems tried to pull with that Russian setup meeting at Trump Tower back in 2016 that they are only going after solid, verifiable dirt. Kamala has tons of it, and nobody is paying Walz any mind, so why bother going after him. If anything, it can be used against him in MN if he tried to run for another term over there. At this point, I'd consider him vulnerable. Let's see if he runs again in 2026.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 14, 2024 10:43 PM (Jn3++)

145 DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOOOOOOOOOF!

Soooooooon!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2024 10:43 PM (jEAK7)

146 "Democrats suck at foreign policy? Who knew?"


We're smarter than those stupid foreigners! We have Ivy League degrees, and honorary doctorates from Ivy League colleges, and we rub elbows with the smart people who write long geopolitical essays in Foreign Policy Magazine and with Thomas Friedman! We'll easily take those foreign clowns to the cleaners in negotiations using 4-dimensional chess strategies and appeals for everyone to negotiate to a win-win result!

Posted by: Bill Clinton, Madelyn Albright, Obama, Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, Joe Biden, Tony Blinken, Jake Su at October 14, 2024 10:44 PM (aBgBM)

147 >>Money, power, and access to underaged people.

No doubt. And access to Eurasia while trying to block Russia from the same.

So is their policy failing if they are getting what they want even if they are lying to us about what their real intentions are? There's a reason that Cheney and all the other neocons are jumping to Harris, constant war and expansion is their goal.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2024 10:44 PM (LkLld)

148 >>> 123 So if the Tampon Timmy was/is a pederast story gets legs, will the D's declare that this means they have to name a new VP candidate and try to insert a ringer?
Posted by: PaleRider at October 14, 2024 10:38 PM (UKUm3)

*cackles*

Posted by: Hillary! at October 14, 2024 10:45 PM (FnneF)

149 Cyclist grouch needs one of those squeeze honk horns. And a basket.

Posted by: scampydog at October 14, 2024 10:45 PM (41CYW)

150 COMM a prayer for complete and immediate healing

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 14, 2024 10:45 PM (RIvkX)

151 Prayer request morons. I had an absolutely F'd up day. Stuff usually rolls off my back. First was dealing with the county gubment. I'll leave that one alone except to say it potentially could cost me some serious $s. After that tongue biting conversation, still fuming, I received a call from my best buddy who I've known since I was17. His son passed away somewhat unexpectedly. His family, especially his father are having a tough time coping. This is the second time they've had to greave for their son. 14 years ago, he was shot in the back of his head by some guy who had been drinking with him and his roommate. He survived but was a paraplegic. I watched that kid grow up from the day he was born. My buddy's grief is breaking my heart.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * tired of the dark at October 14, 2024 10:46 PM (pTPLK)

152 Yankees win game one of ALCS. Hitting wasn't great but Holmes and Weaver were lockdown in relief

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 14, 2024 10:46 PM (vS8VI)

153 ABAB

All Bikes Are Bad

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 14, 2024 10:46 PM (RIvkX)

154 My buddy's grief is breaking my heart.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * tired of the dark at October 14, 2024 10:46 PM (pTPLK)

I'm praying for you and your buddy right now. What terrible news.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 14, 2024 10:47 PM (Jn3++)

155

{{{125 127 129}}}
Thanks all❤!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 14, 2024 10:47 PM (x43UG)

156 Posted by: Sock Monkey * tired of the dark

Done and done my friend.

Posted by: Some Rat at October 14, 2024 10:48 PM (vJiyU)

157 Times past the 'big guys', the one's with cars drove down the street; passenger with rolled up newspaper whapping bicyclists in the back of the head. Bullies they were. Where are they now.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2024 10:48 PM (YTE2+)

158 He identifies as Karen. who has the "Right of Way". I hope someday Karma...

Unlawful imprisonment, assault, battery...

Karen man needs to feel Thursday's in prison...but he might enjoy it.

Posted by: [/ at October 14, 2024 10:48 PM (ynpvh)

159 Custer never would have had it coming if he had just respected the sabbath.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 14, 2024 10:48 PM (fY84s)

160 hey y'all
pretty good game right now
BUF 20 NYJ 20 4th

Posted by: Don Black is keeping it real at October 14, 2024 10:48 PM (/7KEl)

161 My buddy's grief is breaking my heart.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * tired of the dark at October 14, 2024 10:46 PM (pTPLK)

===
How very sad. May his memory be a blessing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 14, 2024 10:48 PM (RIvkX)

162 134

Yes! I'll be thinking of y'all everyday...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 14, 2024 10:49 PM (x43UG)

163 158 He identifies as Karen. who has the "Right of Way". I hope someday Karma...

Unlawful imprisonment, assault, battery...

Karen man needs to feel Thursday's in prison...but he might enjoy it.

Posted by: [/ at October 14, 2024 10:48 PM (ynpvh)

Filing a false police report...

Posted by: [/ at October 14, 2024 10:49 PM (ynpvh)

164 1950's Super Panavision AI trailer of The Lord of the Rings with an all female cast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDxeYeNsuaI
What until you get a gander at Gandalfa...
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2024 10:13 PM (zGJie)

You mean I could have spent a billion dollars on this instead of that Rings of Power shit?

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at October 14, 2024 10:49 PM (hUApg)

165 Sock

Love and God's comfort be with you. Be strong. Feel the love flow through you to your friend. Don't try to understand.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2024 10:49 PM (Cpw6M)

166 You really have to listen to that boomer cyclist in the video. He is the ne plus ultra of the leftwing, low testosterone, pencil necked pain in the ass. You just want to kick him into the middle of next week. Arrogant and querulous and indignant and oh so Superior. The young man he is harassing just can't get over how this specimen is behaving.

Posted by: Beverly at October 14, 2024 10:49 PM (Epeb0)

167 Oh, that's better...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2024 10:50 PM (ynpvh)

168 Headlines (and article excepts) I PROMISE we'll be seeing soon, pro'ly starting tomorrow:

"How Kamala Got Her Groove Back!"

"Kamala, the Komeback Kid!"

"Experts Say Harris May Pull Off Biggest Upset Since Truman Beat Dewey"

"Trouble Ahead! Prominent Republicans Believe Trump In Trouble As Election Enters Homestretch"
...Senator Mitt Romney, GOP Governor Larry
Hogan, and...

"Will Harris' Coattails Help DEMs Hold Senate, Flip House Too?"
...Larry Sabato, Dick Morris, and Frank Luntz...


Posted by: mnw at October 14, 2024 10:50 PM (NLIak)

169 My buddy's grief is breaking my heart.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * tired of the dark


What an awful situation, your buddy is lucky to have you as support. The loss of a child is a horrific event.
Prayers up for you, your buddy, and his family!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at October 14, 2024 10:50 PM (hOUT3)

170 Howdy COMM!!!

Posted by: Doof at October 14, 2024 10:50 PM (1y6wd)

171 151- Posted by: Sock Monkey * tired of the dark at October 14, 2024 10:46 PM

That's so awful to hear! Prayers indeed!

Posted by: Moonbeam at October 14, 2024 10:51 PM (855TI)

172 The problem with the story of the underage student is that it’s all hearsay; to be reliable the boy (now man) would have to come forward.

You notice Trump and Vance are saying nothing about this, and they’re smart. They ARE talking about the plagiarism in Kamala’s book, because all of those claims are real and verifiable.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2024 10:51 PM (NeGkf)

173 You got that right Jeff Bezos...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2024 10:51 PM (zGJie)

174 What a frigging catch.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2024 10:51 PM (LkLld)

175 Your daily Balochi minute...

Aditya Raj Kaul
@AdityaRajKaul
Pakistan Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif
@CMShehbaz
and Chinese Premier Li Qiang are so afraid of Baloch Yakjehti Committee (BYC) and Balochistan Liberation Army (BLA) that they had to announce launch of Gwadar International Airport project virtually.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 14, 2024 10:51 PM (TGPs7)

176 Beach Boys play Jay-Z 99 Problems...

https://tinyurl.com/yc4kthz6

Posted by: Carnivoro-Vegan Tradition at October 14, 2024 10:51 PM (QozVL)

177 I had a great conversation with Mike Hammer today. He's alive & well. He appreciated everyone's thoughts & prayers

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 14, 2024 10:51 PM (OhLe9)

178 155

{{{125 127 129}}}
Thanks all❤!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 14, 2024 10:47 PM (x43UG)

All the best, COMM. I was hoping to finally get to the MoMeet this year, but it will need to wait until next. Trying to get my business started after getting laid off a few months back. Really tired of working for people, and I need to take the time to try this working for myself thing out for a change.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 14, 2024 10:51 PM (Jn3++)

179 Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2024 10:13 PM (zGJie)


Saurona, she thicc. Muh muh muh muh my saurona...

My one complaint is that Gandalfa wasn't realistic when she was riding the horse. Ok, make that two complaints...

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 14, 2024 10:51 PM (NMT5x)

180 I used to crew on a tour boat in the Northeast and one afternoon we had a group of Orthodox Jewish men who had chartered the boat. They specified that they did not want to have any women crew members.

The company obliged them, and we females were kicked off.

Posted by: Beverly at October 14, 2024 10:52 PM (Epeb0)

181 My favorite on the list of things that DIDN'T HAPPEN:

the JW's saying the world was coming to an end in September 1975.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 14, 2024 10:52 PM (RIvkX)

182 DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOOOOOOOOOF!

Soooooooon!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2024 10:43 PM (jEAK7)


Yes indeed! Been far too long!!!

Posted by: Doof at October 14, 2024 10:52 PM (1y6wd)

183 Good evening all!!

Praying for Trump and his safety every night. I want this election over and done and PDT back in the WH.

Posted by: Jmel at October 14, 2024 10:52 PM (bVhJi)

184 111 It's interesting - the Trump/Vance campaign is all over Kamala's plagiarism, but has not touched the pedophile Walz accusations.

Good strategy. Let people not at all attached to Trump look into it and hammer one scandal that we have proof of
Posted by: 18-1
-----------------

Focus on the target and fix it.
Evidence against Kamala is verifiable.
NYT says that it was just a little bit of plagiarism.
NYT admits it there is a ton of evidence it could be
like water pouring over the damn so heavy it cracks and
crumbles the whole facade.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2024 10:53 PM (YTE2+)

185 Regarding Karen Cyclists: I live on the Big Island, The Ironman runs next week, the cyclists are here in droves...they are all Karens and have no idea about the laws governing moving bodies.

Posted by: Mark at October 14, 2024 10:53 PM (gP8ie)

186 Sock, good on you for being there for your buddy. It hurts to lose a child, but having someone to share that burden with may just make it bearable for him.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 14, 2024 10:53 PM (lUFok)

187 so many BS penalties in this sport

Posted by: Don Black is keeping it real at October 14, 2024 10:53 PM (/7KEl)

188 The loss of a child is a horrific event.

And indescribably life-altering.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 14, 2024 10:53 PM (mH6SG)

189 Prayers sent Sock Monkey.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 14, 2024 10:53 PM (HlyYF)

190 I had a great conversation with Mike Hammer today. He's alive & well. He appreciated everyone's thoughts & prayers
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
-------------
That's good news. Thanks for the update, Mis Hum.

Posted by: scampydog at October 14, 2024 10:54 PM (41CYW)

191 CLANG!

No good

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2024 10:54 PM (hfu0f)

192 ooof. Twice.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2024 10:54 PM (LkLld)

193 The ONT Musical Interlude & Red Chile Sauce Emporium

I hear this music, and in my mind I hear...
https://youtu.be/06X8AkFtHWY

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2024 10:55 PM (ynpvh)

194
Roger Stone
@RogerJStoneJr

HOAX - Vem Miller the man falsely accused of planning to assassinate President Trump made no threats against the president. The firearms in his possession were legally owned and were locked in the trunk of his car. His license plates were neither fake nor expired .He had no fake passports and his pass to the Trump rally was legitimate. He faces no federal charges and was not even questioned by the Secret Service or the FBI. His license plates were valid, and he is not a member of the sovereign citizens movement He's a strong Trump supporter. The Riverside County Sheriff making accusations against him will face a multi million dollar lawsuit.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 14, 2024 10:55 PM (TGPs7)

195 164 1950's Super Panavision AI trailer of The Lord of the Rings with an all female cast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDxeYeNsuaI
What until you get a gander at Gandalfa...
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2024 10:13 PM (zGJie)

Wow - I am seized by the urge to watch that trailer over and over again.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2024 10:56 PM (NeGkf)

196 I'm getting back into running. I never considered myself a 'serious runner'. I just liked to get out and run, never recorded stuff or anything but at my best I was running 3 times a week 20 to 30 km, 2.5 to 3 hours or so...Thursdays were extra long days.

I did run from our small town to most of the other nearby villages and hamlets.

Never did I have ANY sense of entitlement about sharing the road....you're in a moving vehicle going 80km an hour. You win.

I'd run against traffic, cars would approach, I'd get as far as I could off the side of the road, wave at every vehicle and mentally thank them for not steering towards me and accelerating.

I'm in rural Canada. It was pretty crazy how many people would wave back that I could see as they passed by. Well past 50%. And so many cars, even though I moved off the road, would still move into the next lane if they could.

I would talk to the occasional biker. I'd ask how they could just ride along trusting people driving vehicles without seeing them. I don't trust people that much. I'd sooner be running and see you coming.

Posted by: Stateless at October 14, 2024 10:57 PM (jvJvP)

197 Probably making money on "can he hit the uprights twice tonight"? That's how I look at every play now. There's always been money involved in plays/final scores, but with all this online stuff now...it's all payola.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 14, 2024 10:57 PM (NMT5x)

198 Sock - [[[Manhugs]]]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, less stinky than last night at October 14, 2024 10:57 PM (XeU6L)

199 My buddy's grief is breaking my heart.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * tired of the dark at October 14, 2024 10:46 PM (pTPLK)

---------

Some lives get more than their fair share of tragedy for some reason. So sorry for your friend, sock Monkey.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2024 10:57 PM (kbyy+)

200

Don't smear!

Posted by: T. 'Rainbow Party' Walz at October 14, 2024 10:57 PM (07ENE)

201 185 Regarding Karen Cyclists: I live on the Big Island, The Ironman runs next week, the cyclists are here in droves...they are all Karens and have no idea about the laws governing moving bodies.

Posted by: Mark at October 14, 2024 10:53 PM (gP8ie)

STOP signs are less than suggestions.

They ride through crosswalks on red lights (against Cali law)

They're supposed to wear helmets (like drivers have to wear seatbelts), but in a huge public bike day event, the police were there and almost none had helmets...no tickets issued.

They ride the wrong way down streets.

One hit my son while he was on a motorcycle...son was making a right turn, bicyclist decided to made a left that became a U turn. Son pulled over, was still hit by the idiot.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2024 10:57 PM (ynpvh)

202 200

Don't smear!

Posted by: T. 'Rainbow Party' Walz at October 14, 2024 10:57 PM (07ENE)

What a queer thing to say...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2024 10:57 PM (ynpvh)

203 Is there a doctor in the house? (Seriously)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at October 14, 2024 10:58 PM (SRRAx)

204 That “third assassin” story started to fall apart just a few hours after it started.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2024 10:58 PM (NeGkf)

205 >>> Remember the 19 Yazidi girls who were put inside an iron cage and burned to death by Islamists for refusing to be sex slaves.

Have the perps been eliminated?
If not. It worked.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 14, 2024 10:58 PM (/lPRQ)

206 There is no other site on the internet that can even come close to the wonderfulness of this fine Horde!
Bless you all, and good night...

“Night is the wonderful opportunity to take rest, to forgive, to smile, to get ready for all the battles that you have to fight tomorrow.” - Allen Ginsberg

Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 14, 2024 10:59 PM (x43UG)

207 154 My buddy's grief is breaking my heart.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * tired of the dark at October 14, 2024 10:46 PM (pTPLK)

I'm praying for you and your buddy right now. What terrible news.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 14, 2024 10:47 PM (Jn3++)

So sorry.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2024 10:59 PM (ynpvh)

208 204 That “third assassin” story started to fall apart just a few hours after it started.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2024 10:58 PM (NeGkf)

The '48-Hour Rule' should be a law.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 14, 2024 10:59 PM (Jn3++)

209 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
·
Oct 13
Biden tells hurricane victims he knows what losing your home feels like because his home was once struck by lightning.

Posted by: Don Black is keeping it real at October 14, 2024 10:59 PM (/7KEl)

210 Tom Servo, you welcome.

And yeah she's about to lose a boob pulling that bow back

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2024 11:00 PM (zGJie)

211 Prayers for COMM & Sock Monkey's friend, and anybody else what needs them. Too much bad, not enough good, these days.

Posted by: JQ at October 14, 2024 11:00 PM (njWTi)

212 My buddy's grief is breaking my heart.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * tired of the dark at October 14, 2024 10:46 PM (pTPLK)
* * * *
Prayers up for your friend and his family, for God's peace and comfort all around, and for strength. Prayers up for you for supporting your good friend, and for the swift resolution of the county problem in your favor.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 14, 2024 11:00 PM (CiNoz)

213 As I recall, there was a 'Sanford and Son' episode where Fred needed medical attention and INSISTED on a Jewish doctor.

That was a funny show.

CTV here in Canada streams it with warnings that it was a different time and views were different.

Posted by: Stateless at October 14, 2024 11:00 PM (jvJvP)

214 Oct 13
Biden tells hurricane victims he knows what losing your home feels like because his home was once struck by lightning.


Also, Beau died.

Posted by: Forgotten Joe! at October 14, 2024 11:01 PM (uxCna)

215 I had a great conversation with Mike Hammer today. He's alive & well. He appreciated everyone's thoughts & prayers
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Many, many thanks for the call. The only other I've had is a robocall from the water dept.warning me to boil all water. You got in ahead of 'em. Of course, I don't actually have any water yet, and they made the call twice, once in Spanish.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, less stinky than last night at October 14, 2024 11:01 PM (XeU6L)

216 204 That “third assassin” story started to fall apart just a few hours after it started.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2024 10:58 PM (NeGkf)

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Really?

Haven't read that much about it but my initial impression was that the situation was much more ambiguous than some nutjob shooting off Trump's ear.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2024 11:01 PM (kbyy+)

217 106 Anyone have an explanation for why Bill Clinton stabbed Kamala in the back today?

Is it just the spirochetes talking or is there something more sinister afoot?


Nowadays Billy Jeff gets as befuddled in public as Decrepit Joe. Ancient white guys with dementia onset ain't gonna cut it for the Democrats in this day and age. No one under 30 remembers Billy Jeff as POTUS. He was out of office when they were 6 years old. What other Democrat stalwarts can Team Kamala trot-out to campaign on her behalf? Nanzi? Hillzebub? John Kerry? Chuck Schumer? Liz Warren? Bernie Sanders? All are toxic to most if not all independents in swing states. Joe Biden???? Don't make me laugh.

Posted by: Gref at October 14, 2024 11:02 PM (aBgBM)

218 Posted by: Mike Hammer, less stinky than last night at October 14, 2024 11:01 PM (XeU6L)

Great to see you here!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 14, 2024 11:02 PM (Jn3++)

219 There is apparently suspicion that the Walz accusations are a trap - deliberately set to make Trump/Vance look like idiots if they bring it up.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2024 10:34 PM

Trump should probably hire Admiral Ackbar to look into those accusations.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at October 14, 2024 10:41 PM (HlyYF)

Or Prince Humperdink.

Posted by: GWB at October 14, 2024 11:02 PM (E8qwH)

220 Really tired of working for people, and I need to take the time to try this working for myself thing out for a change.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

Persevere and grit your teeth DH. I did the same thing for the same reasons. First couple years were tough but perseverance paid off.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * tired of the dark at October 14, 2024 11:03 PM (pTPLK)

221 Mike Hammer, PM me your phone # and i will give you a call! Daughter and SIL live in Brevard -

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at October 14, 2024 11:03 PM (SRRAx)

222 Mike Hammer, I'm so happy to see you here again!

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 14, 2024 11:03 PM (EaPW0)

223 Glad to see you posting again Mike.

So what's your take of FEMA's reports of a 'militia' then?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2024 11:04 PM (zGJie)

224 Sock Monkey, sending hugs and prayers for you and your friend.

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 14, 2024 11:04 PM (EaPW0)

225 Prince Humperdink?

No Gingerbread Man will be safe!

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2024 11:05 PM (zGJie)

226 How To Tell Latinos Apart I Gabriel Iglesias

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFqu9YVuAgI

Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2024 11:05 PM (YTE2+)

227 Can't get anymore classy than that...

Page Six

@PageSix
Kanye West told wife Bianca Censori he wanted to sleep with her mom while she watched: lawsuit https://trib.al/P4kfufR

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 14, 2024 11:05 PM (TGPs7)

228 One hit my son while he was on a motorcycle...son was making a right turn, bicyclist decided to made a left that became a U turn. Son pulled over, was still hit by the idiot.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2024 10:57 PM (ynpvh)

Local cop friend of mine saw a pack of cyclists being assholes... and saw them run a stop sign, almost hitting a pedestrian.

Calif law says they have to follow the same laws as cars...

Yes, he gave a couple of them tickets.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 14, 2024 11:06 PM (QAkQ3)

229 Prayers for Comm and SockMonkey and their families and friends.
Mike Hammer good to see you

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 14, 2024 11:06 PM (vS8VI)

230 227 Can't get anymore classy than that...

Page Six

@PageSix
Kanye West told wife Bianca Censori he wanted to sleep with her mom while she watched: lawsuit https://trib.al/P4kfufR
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 14, 2024 11:05 PM (TGPs7)

Alex? I'll take things I saw on Pron Hub for $200....

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 14, 2024 11:07 PM (QAkQ3)

231 Posted by: Sock Monkey * tired of the dark at October 14, 2024 10:46 PM (pTPLK)

I'm so sorry...
Ughhhh

Posted by: Stateless at October 14, 2024 11:07 PM (jvJvP)

232 PM me your phone #
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(*PM, PM...?*)

Someone help me here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, less stinky than last night at October 14, 2024 11:08 PM (XeU6L)

233 Censori?

Legate!

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2024 11:08 PM (zGJie)

234 219 There is apparently suspicion that the Walz accusations are a trap - deliberately set to make Trump/Vance look like idiots if they bring it up.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 14, 2024 10:34 PM
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Let it ride and push the plagiarism. If there's something to the pedo thing it will float to the top.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2024 11:08 PM (YTE2+)

235 @PageSix
Kanye West told wife Bianca Censori he wanted to sleep with her mom while she watched: lawsuit https://trib.al/P4kfufR

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 14, 2024 11:05 PM (TGPs7)


Kanye is smart to dump her now. Bianca will be playing soccer with those tits in a few years.

Posted by: Marlon Brando at October 14, 2024 11:08 PM (aBgBM)

236 Yes, he gave a couple of them tickets.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 14, 2024 11:06 PM (QAkQ3)
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If I ever saw that happen I would buy a lottery ticket.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 14, 2024 11:09 PM (RIvkX)

237 223 Glad to see you posting again Mike.

So what's your take of FEMA's reports of a 'militia' then?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2024 11:04 PM (zGJie)

You'll note that all those MSM stories from this morning about right wing Militia hunting down FEMA, have all suddenly disappeared...

Word is it all started with ONE guy in a truck, who was not even armed...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 14, 2024 11:09 PM (QAkQ3)

238 COMM, love and hugs to you, sweet lady.

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 14, 2024 11:09 PM (EaPW0)

239 @PageSix
Kanye West told wife Bianca Censori he wanted to sleep with her mom while she watched: lawsuit https://trib.al/P4kfufR
Posted by: Mister Ghost

While she watched!?

That's sick!

*heads off to find a pic of Censori's Mom. . . .*

Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2024 11:10 PM (WXNFJ)

240 Bicycles have no business on roads.

Bike lanes are stupid.

I don't care what happens to any of these people.

They lack judgment and have asked for it.

Posted by: there's no way to safely ride on city streets at October 14, 2024 11:10 PM (guCHD)

241
Wondering how Jeff Bezos feels tonight after 24 years of investment in Blue Origin becoming obsolete with the tower catch of the Super Heavy booster.

Posted by: Auspex at October 14, 2024 11:10 PM (j4U/Z)

242 A Jest player was just flagged for 'improper conversation with an official'

FFS

Posted by: Don Black is keeping it real at October 14, 2024 11:10 PM (/7KEl)

243 236 Yes, he gave a couple of them tickets.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 14, 2024 11:06 PM (QAkQ3)
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If I ever saw that happen I would buy a lottery ticket.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 14, 2024 11:09 PM (RIvkX)

My local cops... small town... are not your normal Calif cops... in fact was in Boy Scouts with the current Chief of Police... and the City Council a couple years ago flat out said we were NOT going to enforce any Covid BS.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 14, 2024 11:11 PM (QAkQ3)

244 Wondering how Jeff Bezos feels tonight after 24 years of investment in Blue Origin becoming obsolete with the tower catch of the Super Heavy booster.

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It was still a bigger success than The Rings of Power.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2024 11:11 PM (kbyy+)

245 So what's your take of FEMA's reports of a 'militia' then?
Posted by: Anna Puma
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[rummages in drawer for inkpad and 'BULLSHIT" stamp]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, less stinky than last night at October 14, 2024 11:12 PM (XeU6L)

246 Looking at Bill Clinton I was again thinking that Bill and Hillary views this as there last hurrah. There aren't any followers in the Clinton world and the Clinton wing. Carville is irrelevant and insane, Stephi is a propaganda minister without portfolio and the rest are dead or on their last legs. Obama and the crazies from here on out

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 14, 2024 11:12 PM (vS8VI)

247 Hammer, good to see you back and posting. COMM and Sock, prayers up.

Posted by: scampydog at October 14, 2024 11:12 PM (41CYW)

248 It was still a bigger success than The Rings of Power.

So is Joker 2.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2024 11:12 PM (zGJie)

249 Evening, MisHum and ONT'ers. Final packing for TX under way.

I saw the comet! Not real bright, but its tail was yuuuge!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2024 11:12 PM (n7HB7)

250 242 A Jest player was just flagged for 'improper conversation with an official'

FFS
Posted by: Don Black is keeping it real at October 14, 2024 11:10 PM (/7KEl)

Well... was it... Officer Krumpke? Cause when yer a Jet, yer a Jet all the way...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 14, 2024 11:12 PM (QAkQ3)

251 Definitely an incomplete pass.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2024 11:13 PM (LkLld)

252 Nice to see you here, Mike Hammer!

Dude. Take a shower.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2024 11:14 PM (UoYkE)

253 I can kinda understand some of the strange sexual fetishes, but that thing with Kanye - I can’t wrap my mind around how that could be something that anyone would ever want to do, much less enjoy it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2024 11:14 PM (NeGkf)

254 When bicyclists learn to stay in their stupid lanes and are required to purchase plates, tags & liability insurance... then I MAY be less resentful of sharing roads with them!

Posted by: JQ at October 14, 2024 11:14 PM (njWTi)

255 217 106 Anyone have an explanation for why Bill Clinton stabbed Kamala in the back today?

Is it just the spirochetes talking or is there something more sinister afoot?


Nowadays Billy Jeff gets as befuddled in public as Decrepit Joe. Ancient white guys with dementia onset ain't gonna cut it for the Democrats in this day and age. No one under 30 remembers Billy Jeff as POTUS. He was out of office when they were 6 years old. What other Democrat stalwarts can Team Kamala trot-out to campaign on her behalf? Nanzi? Hillzebub? John Kerry? Chuck Schumer? Liz Warren? Bernie Sanders? All are toxic to most if not all independents in swing states. Joe Biden???? Don't make me laugh.

Posted by: Gref at October 14, 2024 11:02 PM (aBgBM)

STDs will rot your brain out...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2024 11:14 PM (ynpvh)

256 249 Evening, MisHum and ONT'ers. Final packing for TX under way.

I saw the comet! Not real bright, but its tail was yuuuge!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2024 11:12 PM (n7HB7)

Comet Kardashian?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 14, 2024 11:14 PM (QAkQ3)

257 Page Six

@PageSix
Kanye West told wife Bianca Censori he wanted to sleep with her mom while she watched: lawsuit https://trib.al/P4kfufR
Posted by: Mister Ghost
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Is that what you call, NYP pimping a story?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2024 11:14 PM (YTE2+)

258 The 'victim' is claiming he saw tattoos and body scars.

Posted by: torabora at October 14, 2024 11:15 PM (0Gnoc)

259 GO BILLS!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2024 11:15 PM (UoYkE)

260 Evenin'

That Karen on a bike should be thankful that he's in Utah. He'd be a lump on the road and his bike in pieces in Babylon DC.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 14, 2024 11:16 PM (sAmhv)

261 Posted by: Gref at October 14, 2024 11:02 PM (aBgBM)

STDs will rot your brain out...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2024 11:14 PM (ynpvh)

Yeah, but if you look up pictures of his last few years Lady Friends?

His standards have improved.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 14, 2024 11:16 PM (QAkQ3)

262 Can we please stop pretending that Neil Young is anything other than a whiny Canadian with a guitar?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 14, 2024 11:16 PM (CHHv1)

263 Enough with the frigging penalties.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2024 11:17 PM (LkLld)

264 American true crime case

Randy bugger of a husband married to a woman who can't have children. Wife's free spirited estranged mother re-enters her life. Soon the husband is banging the mother-in-law.

Wife ends up murdered by husband. And it is revealed he got his mother-in-law pregnant.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2024 11:17 PM (zGJie)

265
I live in a rural area. Long, straight, flat roads. I see lots of packs of cyclists on the weekends, when organized tours are common. Never had a problem with them.

Go into town and it's a whole other issue. Know what you never see in bicycle lanes? Bicycles.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2024 11:17 PM (cZeWW)

266 240 Bicycles have no business on roads.

Bike lanes are stupid.

I don't care what happens to any of these people.

They lack judgment and have asked for it.

Posted by: there's no way to safely ride on city streets at October 14, 2024 11:10 PM (guCHD)

In a neighborhood in San Diego (which also happens to be the same one with the puking sheep at the Catholic Church), the city decided to make a two lane street into a single lane with bike lanes on either side (apparently you were supposed to drive in the middle unless a car was coming your way). There was so much outcry on the stupidity of it, that San Diego reverted it back and decided not to move forward on at least on other street.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2024 11:17 PM (ynpvh)

267 Many people who are usually unbothered by politics are catching on that this may be the end to their comfy America if they don't get out and vote.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2024 11:17 PM (YTE2+)

268 Jeff Healy, is he the blind musician in Roadhouse?
That was a good movie.
Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2024 10:20 PM (xJEPL)

Indeed he was. He was a fine musician, and a friendly dude. Spent an evening drinking beer with him in Calgary, many moons ago. RIP, Jeff.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2024 11:18 PM (n7HB7)

269 This is frigging ridiculous. The refs are ruining this game.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2024 11:19 PM (LkLld)

270 Is the Critical Mass bike group still a thing?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 14, 2024 11:20 PM (63Dwl)

271 PICK!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2024 11:20 PM (3B0pS)

272 If we must have Bicycle Lanes, how about Motorcycle Lanes also?
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2024 10:27 PM (zGJie)
****
California allows motorcycle riders to lane split. You can't use the shoulders and your speed differential shall not exceed 15mph. It's safe if you are sane. It helps a lot at red lights. When freeway is crawling a bike can definitely keep moving.

Resistance is mostly because of jealousy.

Posted by: torabora at October 14, 2024 11:20 PM (0Gnoc)

273 In a neighborhood in San Diego (which also happens to be the same one with the puking sheep at the Catholic Church), the city decided to make a two lane street into a single lane with bike lanes on either side (apparently you were supposed to drive in the middle unless a car was coming your way). There was so much outcry on the stupidity of it, that San Diego reverted it back and decided not to move forward on at least on other street.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 14, 2024 11:17 PM (ynpvh)
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They have done that throughout the Presidio. Oncoming cars are virtually forced into head-on collisions. It's insane.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 14, 2024 11:21 PM (RIvkX)

274 Wondering how Jeff Bezos feels tonight after 24 years of investment in Blue Origin becoming obsolete with the tower catch of the Super Heavy booster.

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Probably the same way he'll view his investment in his girlfriend in a few years.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 14, 2024 11:21 PM (NMT5x)

275 >>>Looking at Bill Clinton I was again thinking that Bill and Hillary views this as there last hurrah.

>Bill looks horribly decrepit and there is a never-ending dirge waiting for him like John McCain.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 14, 2024 11:21 PM (fY84s)

276 so many of these penalties have nothing to do with the outcome of a play


ticky tacky BS
NFL refs must be anal retentives with OCD

Posted by: Don Black is keeping it real at October 14, 2024 11:22 PM (/7KEl)

277 Our local commissars decided to put bike lanes all over the city. On Broadway one side was given a two lane bike route inside of parked cars on one side. Bikers aren't supposed to ride on the opposite side of the road by they do. The bike lanes are almost always empty except for the ebikes and scooters. Oh and in the last two years there have been at least three bicyclist car accidents resulting in biker fatalities.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 14, 2024 11:23 PM (vS8VI)

278 Also, who would like a free cat? Knows how to use the litter box, comes with accessories, and...uh. Um, did I mention free?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 14, 2024 11:23 PM (CHHv1)

279
They're not going to make roads wider to accommodate bicycle lanes. They'll just narrow the auto lanes. So you're banging door panels with the guy next to you while the bicycle is on the sidewalk.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2024 11:23 PM (cZeWW)

280 Back after wandering off. Miss me? (Ha as if)

Back at #20, 1950's Super Panavision AI trailer of The Lord of the Rings with an all female cast.…
Posted by: Anna Puma


That was pretty funny, really. Gandalfa didn't look dwarvish.

Shouldn't that be "Lady of the Rings," though?

Posted by: mindful webworker - 'way behind at October 14, 2024 11:23 PM (FWaX/)

281 A Jest player was just flagged for 'improper conversation with an official'
Posted by: Don Black is keeping it real


There's a time and a place for "yo momma so fat" jokes.

Posted by: mikeski at October 14, 2024 11:24 PM (DgGvY)

282 278 Also, who would like a free cat? Knows how to use the litter box, comes with accessories, and...uh. Um, did I mention free?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 14, 2024 11:23 PM (CHHv1)

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Mouser?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2024 11:25 PM (kbyy+)

283 Wife ends up murdered by husband. And it is revealed he got his mother-in-law pregnant.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 14, 2024 11:17 PM (zGJie)

I saw that on 48 Hours or somewhere. Enjoy watching crime shows.

Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2024 11:25 PM (xJEPL)

284 A Jest player was just flagged for 'improper conversation with an official'

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Discussing the over under.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 14, 2024 11:26 PM (NMT5x)

285 And back at #43, "I'm riding a bike I have more rights than you."
Hey, Dude, how would you like a nice Hawaiian Punch?
Posted by: Braenyard


No kidding.

But, now we have to wait for Audit the Audit to cover this one to find out how it turned out!

Posted by: mindful webworker - 'way behind at October 14, 2024 11:26 PM (FWaX/)

286 Via Phys.org

Study suggests that 'Jedi' rodents remotely move matter using sound to enhance their sense of smell...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 14, 2024 11:26 PM (TGPs7)

287 I have six plus beers left. Canadian Thanksgiving.

But both cats just left. I should really just take some sleep aids and try to get some sleep.

It's October in Canada and Trumpy and Snowflake are learning that inside is nice. And Stateless is a great host.

And as I type this, Snowflake is back. This is her third night here. I don't trust her as much as Trumpy who is on day 15. They've started coming in during the day. Cats here since 2pm. Trumpy slept almost 3.5 hours.

By the time I'm supposed to take care of them in January, they'll be living here.

May as well see if Snowflake likes horror movies. 'Cujo' is out I guess....

Good night Horde.

The best for all of us, as horrible as things may appear.

Posted by: Stateless at October 14, 2024 11:27 PM (jvJvP)

288 >Bill looks horribly decrepit and there is a never-ending dirge waiting for him like John McCain.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 14, 2024 11:21 PM (fY84s)

Chelsea's got him on a vegan diet ... I shit you not.

Posted by: browndog ain't no vegan at October 14, 2024 11:27 PM (TTAGa)

289 285 And back at #43, "I'm riding a bike I have more rights than you."
Hey, Dude, how would you like a nice Hawaiian Punch?
Posted by: Braenyard

No kidding.

But, now we have to wait for Audit the Audit to cover this one to find out how it turned out!
Posted by: mindful webworker - 'way behind at October 14, 2024 11:26 PM (FWaX/)

And I ride... have both a Mountain Bike and really nice Street bike... but... I try not to be an idiot.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 14, 2024 11:27 PM (QAkQ3)

290 99 Anyone have an explanation for why Bill Clinton stabbed Kamala in the back today?

Is it just the spirochetes talking or is there something more sinister afoot?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2024 10:29 PM (kbyy+)
_______________________________

Harris had always been a Clinton camp stooge. Bill even went out to campaign for her when she ran for congress. Rumor has it that Harris as VP for Biden was a concession to Hillary because Obama screwed her over royally in the primaries. You may recall that Hillary had to concede and it was a big deal. Clyburn really ginned up the primary vote numbers in the caucuses giving Obama the win without actually winning.

I think the removal of Biden came with the caveat of Harris jumping over to the Obama camp (as she is nothing more than an opportunist). The Clintons don't accept traitors like that. Usually they dispatch them in a more final fashion. Additionally, I think Hillary is of the mind that if she can't be the first woman president..no one can....especially a semi-retarded idiot like Harris.

Posted by: Orson at October 14, 2024 11:28 PM (dIske)

291 Study suggests that 'Jedi' rodents remotely move matter using sound to enhance their sense of smell...

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What color are their tiny lightsabers?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 14, 2024 11:28 PM (kbyy+)

292 BILLS BILLS BILLS BILLS BILLS !!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2024 11:29 PM (oAWcY)

293 Oct 13
Biden tells hurricane victims he knows what losing your home feels like because his home was once struck by lightning.

Also, Beau died.
Posted by: Forgotten Joe! at October 14, 2024 11:01 PM (uxCna)

And he burned a pizza. At home. And smoke filled the kitchen. So, the same.

Posted by: LASue at October 14, 2024 11:30 PM (lCppi)

294 This incident has brought back old rumors from Tim Walz's time at Mankato West (1996-2006) concerning alleged inappropriate behavior with male students. Although Walz was never charged with any crime, these rumours—some of which were even reportedly mentioned in school board meetings—have gained traction as he has become a popular name in politics.

I don't see the problem.

Posted by: Speaker Dennis Hastert at October 14, 2024 11:30 PM (yOPBE)

295 Also, who would like a free cat? Knows how to use the litter box, comes with accessories, and...uh. Um, did I mention free?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Never give up a pet... Unless you to report to prison.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 14, 2024 11:30 PM (/lPRQ)

296 292 BILLS BILLS BILLS BILLS BILLS !!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2024 11:29 PM (oAWcY)

Let's go Buffalo ...

I split on the night with the Yankees beating the Tribe.

But tomorrow, WNY would be unbearable if they lost tonight.

Posted by: browndog jumpin' through tables at October 14, 2024 11:31 PM (TTAGa)

297 the Jets had so many big plays negated by penalties

and their FG kicker hit the upright twice

Posted by: Don Black is keeping it real at October 14, 2024 11:31 PM (/7KEl)

298 I had a great conversation with Mike Hammer today. He's alive & well. He appreciated everyone's thoughts & prayers
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 14, 2024 10:51 PM (OhLe9)

I got an email from him this evening, requesting chainsaws, skidders, and loggers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2024 11:31 PM (5WIH7)

299 282 278 Also, who would like a free cat? Knows how to use the litter box, comes with accessories, and...uh. Um, did I mention free?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 14, 2024 11:23 PM (CHHv1

I have two coming over now. I'm good.

Posted by: Stateless at October 14, 2024 11:31 PM (jvJvP)

300 Suave: Hey baby how about me and you and your hot best friend have some wine and look at the sunset?

Not so suave: Hey baby how about me and you your sister play a little naked twister? In a wholesome way of course.

Kanye: I want to have sex with your mom while you watch

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2024 11:32 PM (oZhjI)

301 Dude. Take a shower.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Done, m'dear. Note 'less stinky' in sock. Drove 30 miles round trip today to shower off the sludge. A. Water B. Hot water. It was glorius. Using this, btw:
t.ly/EuFAa

You folks can remove the tape from your USB ports.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, less stinky than last night at October 14, 2024 11:32 PM (XeU6L)

302 194
Roger Stone
@RogerJStoneJr

HOAX - Vem Miller the man falsely accused of planning to assassinate President Trump made no threats against the president. The firearms in his possession were legally owned and were locked in the trunk of his car. His license plates were neither fake nor expired .He had no fake passports and his pass to the Trump rally was legitimate. He faces no federal charges and was not even questioned by the Secret Service or the FBI. His license plates were valid, and he is not a member of the sovereign citizens movement He's a strong Trump supporter. The Riverside County Sheriff making accusations against him will face a multi million dollar lawsuit.
Posted by: Mister Ghost
............................
😂 The Crazy Years are amazing!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 14, 2024 11:33 PM (sAmhv)

303 Looking at Bill Clinton I was again thinking that Bill and Hillary views this as there last hurrah.

>Bill looks horribly decrepit and there is a never-ending dirge waiting for him like John McCain.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 14, 2024 11:21 PM (fY84s)

Somehow I think they're all hanging on because Carter is still kicking.

Posted by: LASue at October 14, 2024 11:33 PM (lCppi)

304 This is frigging ridiculous. The refs are ruining this game.

Seems to be a trend. Not sure why but it has ruined the sport. It's one of the reasons that I gave up on the NFL.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 14, 2024 11:33 PM (mH6SG)

305 Well the Mets beat the billion dollar Dodgers and the Rangers beat Detroit so 2 out of 3 isn't bad. Jets gave this one away. You can't miss two chip shot field goals.

The best part is much like Hillary the Bills will never win the big one.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2024 11:33 PM (LkLld)

306 Shoppers Guide:

A site I visit recommended a Ryobi 18v air pump. I went to YouGuessedIt and they have it for $60. I went to Homely Depot and bought it for $39. Online megastores don't always have the best price.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 14, 2024 11:34 PM (YTE2+)

307 *glorious

Posted by: Mike Hammer, less stinky than last night at October 14, 2024 11:34 PM (XeU6L)

308 Werner must confess that he is puzzled by today's holiday. Columbo's Day is full of symbolic artistic tributes to the subject of today's reverence, yet they are all set in the Fifteenth Century, and none of them bear even the slightest resemblance to the late Peter Falk. And in only one episode does Werner remember Columbo on a ship. Wait, though, there was another where Columbo had to secure a maritime vessel in order to catch a former IRA gunman, so maybe that counts, ja? Also, George Peppard did a star turn in his portrayal of Thomas Banacek - should he not receive some adulation as well? Such is fame. Ach.

Just one more thing, as all address each other on Columbo's Day - still to come, in this eeriest of months, the saga comes soon of how Ayn Rand and Werner take on a Loup Garou in the Louisiana bayous to save Walter Hill's floundering production of the film Southern Comfort. If you recall, Ayn and I are awakened from a deep slumber with a call from Walter Hill, who desperately wants our help in dealing with an inhuman fiend plaguing his movie. After the call an exuberant Ayn says "C'mon, Kraut boy, we's gonna kick ourselves some werewolf ass.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at October 14, 2024 11:36 PM (tmPIh)

309 "Black Irish Eyes"
Joe Bonamassa

This is a new single released commemorate the 10th anniversary of "Different Shades of Blue." I can't find who played on this single but it appears, from the video, to be the crew from Blues Explosion: Joe Bonamassa - Guitar, Reese Wynans - Keyboards, Anton Fig - Drums, Michael Rhodes - Bass, and Russ Irwin - 2nd Guitar/Keyboards. This is one of his finest bands at its peak.

https://youtu.be/GwZoOEvXp8I

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at October 14, 2024 11:36 PM (2NjxG)

310 #100 Yay, National Real Sugar Day ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura


I am always amused by, and enjoy these announcements, but their being posted in the ONT doesn't help much, too late to celebrate properly. We should get announcements of what tomorrow is.

Posted by: mindful webworker - tomorrow... is a rest day... at October 14, 2024 11:36 PM (FWaX/)

311 I'm still laughing at Bill Clinton getting asked if he's Joe Biden at McDonald's recently. (Not the Bee)

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 14, 2024 11:37 PM (VNX3d)

312 ...You can't miss two chip shot field goals.

The best part is much like Hillary the Bills will never win the big one.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2024 11:33 PM (LkLld)

About time a kicker missed a chippy or two ... we've been on the wrong end of 50/60 yarders for the last few years.

And the Bills will win the big one ... some day.

Hillzabub however, will not attain her hearts desire.

Thank the Rags for taking down the Wings ... we're off to a slow start.

And New Jersey looks dangerous.

Posted by: browndog jumpin' through tables at October 14, 2024 11:37 PM (TTAGa)

313 Jets double-doinked themselves out of a game.

Posted by: Roy at October 14, 2024 11:37 PM (z+ik4)

314 305

"never win the big one":

There HAVE been moments of doubt! "Wide right" night. Wasn't quite sure the Chefs had THAT one in the bag.

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at October 14, 2024 11:37 PM (NLIak)

315 >>And New Jersey looks dangerous.

They're off to a great start. I'm pleased with the Rangers so far. We'll see how they develop but so far so good.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2024 11:39 PM (LkLld)

316 Hey, the Chefs made a damned good omelette.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 14, 2024 11:41 PM (mH6SG)

317 Kanye: I want to have sex with your mom while you watch

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2024 11:32 PM (oZhjI

We haven't seen pics of the Mom yet, so we should reserve judgment.

Posted by: Stateless at October 14, 2024 11:41 PM (jvJvP)

318 My favorite on the list of things that DIDN'T HAPPEN:

the JW's saying the world was coming to an end in September 1975.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Hold my beer.

Harold Camping

Posted by: Sock Monkey * tired of the dark at October 14, 2024 11:42 PM (pTPLK)

319 Somehow I think they're all hanging on because Carter is still kicking.

Posted by: LASue

>Jimmy will be hosting pancake parties and chili cook offs until his mother comes to reclaim him.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 14, 2024 11:43 PM (fY84s)

320 Two reasons as to what our foreign policy experts are after:

1) The obvious one and take Liz Cheney as an example: She entered Congress in 2017 with a net worth of $7 million. In 2024, her net worth was $47 million.

She wasn't the only one. In one of Shawn Ryan's previous podcasts (I think it was Shawn Ryan's), Gina Haspel and Rod Rosenstein went to work for Andrew McCabe's law firm for annual salaries in the high seven figures and low eight figures, respectively.

2) Russia has a valuation of $75 trillion for its resources and we don't want Russia aligning with Germany and/or China in opposition to us. So here we are, doing all we can in our power to see to it that this actually happens by egging the Russians via the Ukraine war. Brilliant, if the goal is a long, drawn-out war where goal number 1) is achieved during this time.

Yeah, I'm a bit on the cynical side nowadays...

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at October 14, 2024 11:44 PM (5B2aI)

321 >> I saw the comet! Not real bright, but its tail was yuuuge!

Saw it again tonight. Turned out tonight would be the brightest for this location (dimming as it moves away, but getting higher after sunset and less atmosphere for light to travel through -- tonight was the sweet spot for that here).

One of my cousins is getting damned good at astrophotgraphy. She's got some fancy cameras and stuff, and she got a spectacular shot of the thing from here at 7:54 PM. Got that long tail nicely. I told her it was good enough to submit to some of the amateur astro sites.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 14, 2024 11:45 PM (w6EFb)

322
And Space Daddy launched the Europa Clipper mission today on its long trajectory to Jupiter. It won't get there until 2030. It then gets into orbit around Europa to investigate and measure that sub-surface ocean.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 14, 2024 11:46 PM (w6EFb)

323 Mr Hammer,
My heart is so relieved you are ok. You had many morons praying for you.

I hope your socks are not too tight and you have a warm place to take a sh*t.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 14, 2024 11:46 PM (0Ivlr)

324 Publius - What is the planet rising in the NE at about 11:00 p.m.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, less stinky than last night at October 14, 2024 11:47 PM (XeU6L)

325 The NM Senate debate occurred today between Martin Heinrich (D), first elected to the senate in 2012, vs. Sacrificial Animal (R).

The debate went like this - Martin H: I am the son of a lineman and my party's inflation was Trump's fault plus my opponent is a short rich white woman that can't be trusted. Media: Sounds good, thank you for watching the debate and good night.

Living in a totally state controlled by the Communists Party of America gives you a whole different perspective about their precious democracy.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at October 14, 2024 11:48 PM (2NjxG)

326 I'm very sorry to hear about your friend's son, Sock. I'll pray that God can provide some comfort and solace to all of you soon.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at October 14, 2024 11:48 PM (5B2aI)

327 And Space Daddy launched the Europa Clipper mission today on its long trajectory to Jupiter. It won't get there until 2030.

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I've just picked up a fault in the AE-35 unit. It's going to go 100% failure within 72 hours.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at October 14, 2024 11:48 PM (kbyy+)

328 Done, m'dear. Note 'less stinky' in sock. Drove 30 miles round trip today to shower off the sludge. A. Water B. Hot water. It was glorius. Using this, btw:
t.ly/EuFAa

You folks can remove the tape from your USB ports.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, less stinky than last night at October 14, 2024 11:32 PM (XeU6L)

I will have to visit a Tractor Supply, and buy some of that soap.

Regarding the downed and leaning trees, would they qualify as merchantable timber? If there is a local sawmill, perhaps they would buy the trees, and arrange for their removal. Although I expect there is something of a glut of downed trees right now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2024 11:49 PM (E23dO)

329 My former employer Panavision, is no doubt digging the recent YouTube remixes or... they are getting to go all lawfare on it all.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 14, 2024 11:50 PM (TDvv2)

330 Kanye: I want to have sex with your mom while you watch

Rich people aren't like us. Too much free time, too many idle hands.

Posted by: an erection has no morality at October 14, 2024 11:50 PM (guCHD)

331 >> What is the planet rising in the NE at about 11:00 p.m.

Jupiter? Let's see Jupiter rise time tonight (we're close enough location their won't be too much difference is 10:07. I can just see it above the close trees to the NE now.

Saturn is about at transit right now, too. Mars will rise a little after midnight.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 14, 2024 11:50 PM (w6EFb)

332 I'm relieved to hear that you're doing ok, Mr. Hammer, though it sounds like you got quite the workout lifting and hauling lots of water.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at October 14, 2024 11:51 PM (5B2aI)

333 Sorry. I wanted to brighten everyone's night by posting a video of Bill and Hillary's 2016 Presidential election victory but it's been scrubbed.

Bill was like a giddy schoolgirl.

Mike Hammer!

Great news. Glad you're alright.

Night all.

Posted by: Stateless at October 14, 2024 11:52 PM (jvJvP)

334
I hope your socks are not too tight and you have a warm place to take a sh*t.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Things are looking better, temperature in the house dropped to 59 deg night before last, but since power is back, I have a couple of electric space heaters going. Now 48 deg outside and dropping. Time for another blanket. Btw, it isn't a place to take a sh*t, it's how to get rid of it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, less stinky than last night at October 14, 2024 11:52 PM (XeU6L)

335 Welcome Back Mr. Hammer.

Glad to hear you are safe.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 14, 2024 11:52 PM (TDvv2)

336
Heh, just as I typed that, the astro-app on the stupid phone alerted that Mars would be rising, 0:20.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 14, 2024 11:53 PM (w6EFb)

337 322
And Space Daddy launched the Europa Clipper mission today on its long trajectory to Jupiter. It won't get there until 2030. It then gets into orbit around Europa to investigate and measure that sub-surface ocean.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 14, 2024 11:46 PM (w6EFb)


Fifty quatloos on results of Europa Clipper investigations indicating building blocks of life so another, more advanced, multi-zillion dollar probe to Europa is strongly recommended, by the same principal investigators and their universities or NASA or ESA employers, ASAP!

It's a racket. The search for extraterrestrial life in our Solar System.

Posted by: Marlon Brando at October 14, 2024 11:54 PM (aBgBM)

338 Jupiter? Let's see Jupiter rise time tonight (we're close enough location their won't be too much difference is 10:07.
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Makes sense, it is big and bright.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, less stinky than last night at October 14, 2024 11:54 PM (XeU6L)

339
You're going to get a freeze in a few days according to the weather guys. Forecast low here is about 36ish Wed morning, now.

I think I saw 29F forecast up there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 14, 2024 11:54 PM (w6EFb)

340 Thank you for the ONT MisHum.

Night Horde.

Posted by: Nightwatch at October 14, 2024 11:55 PM (TDvv2)

341 I keep seeing this clip of Harris in Scottsdale on Friday standing in front of a backdrop with the logo

County
Over Party

It should have been

Country Over
Party

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at October 14, 2024 11:56 PM (JRP2U)

342 >> Posted by: Marlon Brando at October 14, 2024 11:54 PM (aBgBM)

Love that hash. "A big BM". Nice. I imagine Marlon did take a few big BMs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 14, 2024 11:56 PM (w6EFb)

343 Mars would be rising, 0:20.
Posted by: publius
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Is that in 20 min., or 00:20? Well, hell, never mind, they are pretty damned close.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, less stinky than last night at October 14, 2024 11:57 PM (XeU6L)

344 Kamala's is a plagiarist? Gee, color my face with a shocked as shit marker.

https://tinyurl.com/5ytkeve6

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at October 14, 2024 11:57 PM (2NjxG)

345 There appears to be a theme relating to tonight's Genius Award Winners. ***Can you guess the theme?***

Genius Award Winner Number 1.

Daughter’s startling confession to police who turned up to check on her parents

Genius Award Winner Number 2.

Casting spells, cooked body parts: Daughter accused of dismembering mother’s body
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AOS consolidated first world problem and food thread?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 14, 2024 11:58 PM (e3SEJ)

346 You're going to get a freeze in a few days according to the weather guys. Forecast low here is about 36ish Wed morning, now.

I think I saw 29F forecast up there.
Posted by: publius
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Heh, well at least I don't have to worry about pipes freezing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, less stinky than last night at October 14, 2024 11:58 PM (XeU6L)

347 Dammit! Country, not county.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at October 14, 2024 11:58 PM (JRP2U)

348 >> Is that in 20 min., or 00:20? Well, hell, never mind, they are pretty damned close.

12:20 AM EDT. These things use 24-hr clocks, and display that as 00:20 EDT. I'm getting used to that and will throw it out without thinking.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 14, 2024 11:59 PM (w6EFb)

349 You're going to get a freeze in a few days according to the weather guys. Forecast low here is about 36ish Wed morning, now.

I think I saw 29F forecast up there.
Posted by: publius
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Heh, well at least I don't have to worry about pipes freezing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Dang, I thought is was just me here in Las Cruces. The highs over the next week will dip into the high 70s.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at October 15, 2024 12:00 AM (2NjxG)

350
I saw some of the darkest skies in memory 2 days after that mess blew through here. Of course give me light pollution and power and water any day, but that was a silver lining.

I could clearly see a lot of fainter stuff, and the sky was just spectacular.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 15, 2024 12:00 AM (w6EFb)

351 I imagine Marlon did take a few big BMs.

The horror...the horror.

Posted by: Zombie Col. Kurtz at October 15, 2024 12:01 AM (mH6SG)

352 Here, my effort to brighten the Horde's night.

20 year old redhead Francesca Capaldi. Before my spirit died and I turned to horror films, I liked the kids comedies without blacks complaining abput racism and gay characters.

She was on 'Dog With A Blog.' Turned into a beautiful woman. Not afraid to eat. I'll post a pizza pic next.

https://tinyurl.com/ysnpdz5u

Posted by: Stateless at October 15, 2024 12:02 AM (jvJvP)

353 Kamala's is a plagiarist? Gee, color my face with a shocked as shit marker.

https://tinyurl.com/5ytkeve6
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at October 14, 2024 11:57 PM (2NjxG)

"Co-written" (heh) with Joan O'C Hamilton.

Can you say "ghost-written"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2024 12:02 AM (E23dO)

354 Argh. Finally caught up to my own later comments

#280 "Gandalfa didn't look dwarvish"

Gimlia, I meant, of course.

Maybe I should just lurk.

Posted by: mindful webworker - lurky to be here at October 15, 2024 12:03 AM (FWaX/)

355
I could clearly see a lot of fainter stuff, and the sky was just spectacular.
Posted by: publius
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ZERO light pollution, and very clear skies. saw the milky way one night. First time in decades.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, less stinky than last night at October 15, 2024 12:04 AM (XeU6L)

356 "Co-written" (heh) with Joan O'C Hamilton.

Can you say "ghost-written"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2024 12:02 AM (E23dO)

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Like Kamala could ever write a book herself.

A pamphlet on blowjob technique, maybe.

With help.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 15, 2024 12:04 AM (kbyy+)

357 The oil running out stuff goes back even farther. In the 30's,40's,50's "oil running out in Texas/Oklahoma" . There is even a movie from the 30's(?) Spencer Tracy.

Posted by: steevy at October 15, 2024 12:05 AM (HJ9BW)

358 The stars at night
Are big and bright


Deep in the heart of Texas!!!!

Beeee there soooon !

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2024 12:07 AM (ozryO)

359 Kamala Harris wrote another book just in time for the 2020 election season. The Truths We Hold: An American Journey, published in 2019.

Posted by: Lirio100 at October 15, 2024 12:07 AM (izAv/)

360 Spencer Tracy and Clark Gable called Boomtown

Posted by: steevy at October 15, 2024 12:07 AM (HJ9BW)

361 >>>And Space Daddy launched the Europa Clipper mission today on its long trajectory to Jupiter. It won't get there until 2030. It then gets into orbit around Europa to investigate and measure that sub-surface ocean.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)

The Nina, Pinta and Santa Maria will be engaged in exploiting the indigenous and smoking them out of their tunnels.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 15, 2024 12:07 AM (fY84s)

362 Don't be surprised or disheartened in this lead up to the election. I expect false flags, outright lies, possible assassination attempts ,you name it.

Posted by: steevy at October 15, 2024 12:09 AM (HJ9BW)

363 355
I could clearly see a lot of fainter stuff, and the sky was just spectacular.
Posted by: publius
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ZERO light pollution, and very clear skies. saw the milky way one night. First time in decades.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, less stinky than last night


I was waaaay out of Seattle last month and stayed at a friends home in the middle of No where.

I saw the Milky Way. It was beautiful. And humbling.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 15, 2024 12:09 AM (ozryO)

364 Francesca on National Pizza Day. She had one picture on Instagram at a party celebrating meat. Tons of meat everywhere.

I followed her on Instagram in happier days. Sweet girl turned into a nice woman. Never anything on IG to piss me off...over the last bunch of years, not an easy feat.

https://tinyurl.com/5fhvwcbx

Posted by: Stateless at October 15, 2024 12:10 AM (jvJvP)

365 Like Kamala could ever write a book herself.

A pamphlet on blowjob technique, maybe.

With help.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 15, 2024 12:04 AM (kbyy+)

The Hamilton broad has a website, and calls herself a "professional writer and content collaborator". This opens a can of worms, does it not? If the plagiarism is Hamilton's "work", then she is a piss-poor professional. If the plagiarism was Kamala's contribution to the project, and Hamilton didn't catch it, she's still compromised. It would be a hoot if she and the Ho started slinging accusations at each other, but I expect she's enough of a Donk drone to just shut up and accept any blame.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2024 12:10 AM (E23dO)

366 For a truly manly soap, I can recommend Grandpa's Pine Tar Soap. Its scent takes a bit of getting used to, as it's somewhere between a forest fire and a spill at the turpentine plant.
I can imagine Granddaddy using this to clean up with after a long week of shooting at Japs on Guadalcanal.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 15, 2024 12:10 AM (hUApg)

367 Strange doings at Trump townhall in Philly 'burbs 2nite.

People started getting sick, & others leaving en masse, because of heat stroke in the crowded hall.

Trump said, "Let's just listen to music instead," & so they did.

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at October 15, 2024 12:12 AM (NLIak)

368 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2024 12:10 AM (E23dO)

Happy Thanksgiving if you celebrated.

Posted by: Stateless at October 15, 2024 12:13 AM (jvJvP)

369 Good night good friends, none whom I have ever met. Prayer time now, and hope to see the sunrise.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at October 15, 2024 12:13 AM (iNp3L)

370 Las Cruces solved the vagrant crime problem by banning them from stealing shopping carts and enacting ordinances requiring businesses to spend a bunch of money putting signs, that can be seen from space, on their shopping carts with their name. For extra credit the vagrants will be given community service if the get caught with a shopping cart while the businesses will get slapped with fines if they don't submit a shopping cart plan every 2 years or fail to pick up the carts confiscated by the cops within 48 hours. The leftist here are outraged by this new burden placed on the vagrant criminals and a failure to by the city to build them free condos. It never ends. Never.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at October 15, 2024 12:13 AM (2NjxG)

371 Also, who would like a free cat?…
Posted by: BeckoningChasm


Maybe I shouldn't write this, but it's from caring about a Moron.

BCBC (Beckoning Chasm Before Cat) IIRC was kind-of miserable and complaining a lot. I was greatly hopeful when he got Robert that it would improve his demeanor. Now all I see is him miserable and complaining about the cat. Frowny face emoji goes here.

I have to wonder if Robert is a problem because of picking up on BC's unimproved moodiness.

Or maybe it's all just BC putting on an act for the Horde's amusement.

IAC, we need more quirky BC animations.

Posted by: mindful webworker - lurky to be here at October 15, 2024 12:13 AM (FWaX/)

372 >>For a truly manly soap, I can recommend Grandpa's Pine Tar Soap. Its scent takes a bit of getting used to, as it's somewhere between a forest fire and a spill at the turpentine plant.

Call me crazy but that seems the opposite of soap. Soap is supposed to make you smell clean not like ass.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2024 12:14 AM (LkLld)

373

Less Pizza, More Tits...

Posted by: Rod Porkmore at October 15, 2024 12:14 AM (gGM7x)

374 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2024 12:10 AM (E23dO)

Happy Thanksgiving if you celebrated.
Posted by: Stateless

I used to celebrate Canada Thanksgiving Day by shooting up the grouse around Kamloops and then eating them. That was a long time ago when Canada didn't give a crap if you brought a shotgun over the border from the US.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at October 15, 2024 12:17 AM (2NjxG)

375
Just went out again and looked. Jupiter shining brightly above the trees. Saturn is a little to the west of the Moon both past transit.

Orion is low on the horizon. Aldebaran is up there close to Jupiter, shining red.

Pleaides up there nearby as well. Uranus is close to the 7 Sisters there, but you can't see it.

Oh, during the dark sky night, I saw the Pleaides as I've never seen them before. Could make out the main stars, and then the glow of the cloud around them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 15, 2024 12:17 AM (w6EFb)

376 Happy Thanksgiving if you celebrated.
Posted by: Stateless at October 15, 2024 12:13 AM (jvJvP)

Thanks! Getting ready to leave for the MoMee tomorrow early. Had two nice big pork chops left in the fridge, so have them on the grill right now. Thanksgiving dinner!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2024 12:17 AM (E23dO)

377 Call me crazy but that seems the opposite of soap. Soap is supposed to make you smell clean not like ass.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2024 12:14 AM (LkLld)

Your ass smells like a forest fire and a turpentine spill? Tell me more!

Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at October 15, 2024 12:18 AM (hUApg)

378 Spencer Tracy and Clark Gable called Boomtown
Posted by: steevy
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And Hedy Lamarr, with shockingly blue eyes, in the colorized version.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, less stinky than last night at October 15, 2024 12:18 AM (XeU6L)

379 It would be a hoot if she and the Ho started slinging accusations at each other, but I expect she's enough of a Donk drone to just shut up and accept any blame.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2024 12:10 AM (E23dO)

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It leaves Kamala the option to say, "write it, I've never even read it!" and she'd probably be telling the truth.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 15, 2024 12:18 AM (kbyy+)

380 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2024 12:17 AM 

We didn't celebrate but I just finished 6 of 12 Laker Ice beers.

I'm with all of you in Texas in spirit celebrating early.

Have a great time. All of you.

Posted by: Stateless at October 15, 2024 12:19 AM (jvJvP)

381 >>>>Call me crazy but that seems the opposite of soap. Soap is supposed to make you smell clean not like ass.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Hey, hey, hey, smelling like the piney woods is a good thing. And you don't exude all those head-achy chemicals either.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2024 12:22 AM (YTE2+)

382 I just noticed my hash sort of looks like "Huge Appendage."

I'm flattered, but I must demurely say this overstates the case.

Not that I've ever had any complaints.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 15, 2024 12:24 AM (hUApg)

383
Call me crazy but that seems the opposite of soap. Soap is supposed to make you smell clean not like ass.
Posted by: JackStraw


Especially for ten bucks a bar.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 15, 2024 12:24 AM (63Dwl)

384
Tonight, I can only spot the Pleaides out of the corner of my eye. Looking straight at it, I can barely make it out.

But that Saturday night after Helene, it was spectacular.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 15, 2024 12:25 AM (w6EFb)

385 Less Pizza, More Tits...

Posted by: Rod Porkmore at October 15, 2024 12:14 AM (gGM7x)



See the first pic. Shapely.

The Horde used to love a busty redhead on a show I didn't watch.

So on a crappy Monday, I thought of Francesca. Hope she's well.

Posted by: Stateless at October 15, 2024 12:25 AM (jvJvP)

386 Just went out again and looked. Jupiter shining brightly above the trees. Saturn is a little to the west of the Moon both past transit.
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Just went out to take a look. What did I see? What I've been waiting on...a bear has gotten into my rancid food garbage. It was surely disappointed by nothing but empty water bottles in the recycle bin. Made a vain attempt at the garbage can, which I have rigged with a steel cable to hold the lid closed. What is amazing is that the garbage can is now sitting perfectly inverted, upside down on the lid. I can almost imagine the bear shaking it up and down trying to get it to dump. Gotta get a picture in the a.m.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, less stinky than last night at October 15, 2024 12:26 AM (XeU6L)

387 >>It leaves Kamala the option to say, "write it, I've never even read it!" and she'd probably be telling the truth.

She's obviously losing bigly which is why she agreed to do an interview on Fox after spending the last 2 months hiding from the media. What are the odds Baier asks her about her plagiarism scandal because that could be a death blow. There is no good answer for why you stole someone else's work and she can barely come up with a response to Hello.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2024 12:26 AM (LkLld)

388 >> a bear has gotten into my rancid food garbage.

And I thought racoons could be bad....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 15, 2024 12:27 AM (w6EFb)

389 The Hamilton broad has a website, and calls herself a "professional writer and content collaborator".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


It's right there. Joan O'C. Hamilton is a "Content collaborator." Stop calling it "plagiarism."

Posted by: Joan silly'middle'name. Hamilton at October 15, 2024 12:28 AM (DgGvY)

390 Posted by: Mike Hammer, less stinky than last night at October 15, 2024 12:26 AM (XeU6L)

That's crazy.
Welcome back.

Posted by: Stateless at October 15, 2024 12:28 AM (jvJvP)

391 I don't know want to make people uncomfortable, but how do we know it's the real Mike Hammer. Maybe he's buried under a mudslide or bear scat, and this guy is an imposter working the long con. A week from now, he might be asking if anyone has Good & Plenty or Ike & Mike. None in his area due to the 'caine. And then well-meaning marks at the HQ are out like $1.76 not including shipping, and "Mike" is flush with the sugar. Has his identity been authenticated? That's all I'm asking.

Posted by: putting the con in conservative at October 15, 2024 12:29 AM (JENFB)

392 She didn't agree to the interview with out pre-agreements for questions and answers. And a big monitor in behind Bret.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2024 12:30 AM (YTE2+)

393 It's right there. Joan O'C. Hamilton is a "Content collaborator." Stop calling it "plagiarism."
Posted by: Joan silly'middle'name. Hamilton at October 15, 2024 12:28 AM (DgGvY)

Well, some of the content is plagiarized. Question is, whodunit?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2024 12:30 AM (E23dO)

394
It's 44F here now. Temps took a dive quickly due to the dry air.

Humidity dropped like a rock about 10AM this morning. Dew point had been holding steady just under 60F, then took a nose down to the low 40s quickly.

RH had a low yesterday of 19%, at a dew point around 33F. It's about 39F now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 15, 2024 12:31 AM (w6EFb)

395 I don't know want to make people uncomfortable, but how do we know it's the real Mike Hammer.
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I gotta tell you, I'm not so certain myself these days.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, less stinky than last night at October 15, 2024 12:32 AM (XeU6L)

396 Dan Bongino said on a recent show that he was told by an unimpeachable Secret Service source that SS forensic team knows exactly who owned that cocaine found in the White House and that their silence is being bought with promotions. I wouldn't be surprised that this silence also came with an implied understanding that fatal accidents happen all the time.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at October 15, 2024 12:32 AM (2NjxG)

397 I went out to turn the pork chops on the grill, and caught a whiff of wood smoke. Wind is out of the west.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2024 12:33 AM (E23dO)

398 I don't know want to make people uncomfortable, but how do we know it's the real Mike Hammer. Maybe he's buried under a mudslide or bear scat, and this guy is an imposter working the long con. A week from now, he might be asking if anyone has Good & Plenty or Ike & Mike. None in his area due to the 'caine. And then well-meaning marks at the HQ are out like $1.76 not including shipping, and "Mike" is flush with the sugar. Has his identity been authenticated? That's all I'm asking.

So you're saying that the bear that Mr Hammer is complaining about could actually be who is posting?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 15, 2024 12:33 AM (lUFok)

399 "2024.....Making you nostalgic for 2020 - 2021."

Posted by: Stateless at October 15, 2024 12:34 AM (jvJvP)

400 >>She didn't agree to the interview with out pre-agreements for questions and answers. And a big monitor in behind Bret.

Even if that's true do you think it would matter? This is a woman who was sent to a NATO meeting before the Ukraine war and told the world that Ukraine is a small country, Russia a big one, and that's why the war was unfair.

She's a fucking idiot. Right now she is doing worse with black women than any Democrat since 1960. Biden after two days in the ground would be a better candidate.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2024 12:35 AM (LkLld)

401 395 I don't know want to make people uncomfortable, but how do we know it's the real Mike Hammer.
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I gotta tell you, I'm not so certain myself these days.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, less stinky than last night

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Sniff test, duh

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 15, 2024 12:37 AM (OTdqV)

402 Biden after two days in the ground would be a better candidate.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2024 12:35 AM (LkLld)

Don't give Doctor Jill any ideas.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 15, 2024 12:39 AM (hUApg)

403 Sniff test, duh
Posted by: vmom
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See comment 301

Posted by: Mike Hammer, less stinky than last night at October 15, 2024 12:39 AM (XeU6L)

404 So many things I don't get to every day. It's always going to be tomorrow. Riiight.

https://youtu.be/Xld25GDuBYM

G'night, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - until we meet again at October 15, 2024 12:47 AM (FWaX/)

405 Hammer Test? There is only one Hammer Test.

Hammer knows the quote.

*pours bourbon*


ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


(w/b Mike Hammer! THANK GOD you're here with us, still! Send me email if you need anything, amigo)


Posted by: Jim at October 15, 2024 12:48 AM (kQgoX)

406 25 or 6 to 4
Leonid & Friends

It is a killer cover and no they are not Russians. They are sainted Ukrainians.

https://youtu.be/9_torOTK5qc

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at October 15, 2024 12:48 AM (2NjxG)

407 >>Don't give Doctor Jill any ideas.

They hate her too.

So does Bubba Clinton apparently.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 15, 2024 12:50 AM (LkLld)

408 ...It is a killer cover and no they are not Russians. They are sainted Ukrainians. https://youtu.be/9_torOTK5qc
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at October 15, 2024 12:48 AM (2NjxG)



Most all of them ARE Russians, of the Siberian type.

One of the lead vocalists IS a Ukranian.

No, not the uber-hawt Russkie babe. Rather, the short, bearded, wildly talented alto powerhouse.

Sometimes, life just ain't fair.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at October 15, 2024 12:55 AM (kQgoX)

409 One thing about the Biden's, they have united all sides of the political spectrum
in hate toward them.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2024 12:56 AM (YTE2+)

410 (w/b Mike Hammer! THANK GOD you're here with us, still! Send me email if you need anything, amigo)
Posted by: Jim
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Same thing I said to AOP earlier, send chainsaws, skidders, and loggers.

Oh, the verification:

“I killed more people tonight than I have fingers on my hands. I shot them in cold blood and enjoyed every minute of it. I pumped slugs into the nastiest bunch of bastards you ever saw and here I am calmer than I’ve ever been and happy too. They were Commies, Lee. They were red sons-of-bitches who should have died long ago.”

Posted by: Mike Hammer, less stinky than last night at October 15, 2024 01:00 AM (XeU6L)

411 Aliens abducted Mike Hammer and replaced him with an exact duplicate.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 15, 2024 01:03 AM (sAmhv)

412 Aliens abducted Mike Hammer and replaced him with an exact duplicate.
Posted by: Puddleglum
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You can have him back, the guy smells funny.

Posted by: The Aliens at October 15, 2024 01:04 AM (XeU6L)

413 Pinned Tweet
Tiffany Fong@TiffanyFong_Jun 1
biden is a little bitch.

https://xcancel.com/TiffanyFong_

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I don’t actually consider myself radically right or radically left. i just think kamala harris is stupid & i am voting for donald trump.
Oct 14, 2024 · 8:39 PM UTC

Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2024 01:06 AM (YTE2+)

414 The Daily Mail is reporting Kamala's is angling for an in interview slot on the Joe Rogan show. Her internal polling must be a complete shit show.

https://tinyurl.com/yyephhv6

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at October 15, 2024 01:08 AM (2NjxG)

415 That seals it.

I'm voting for Mike Hammer.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 15, 2024 01:09 AM (kQgoX)

416 https://xcancel.com/TiffanyFong_

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I don’t actually consider myself radically right or radically left. i just think kamala harris is stupid & i am voting for donald trump.
Oct 14, 2024 · 8:39 PM UTC
Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2024 01:06 AM (YTE2+)

Digs out copy of the hot/crazy matrix.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2024 01:09 AM (E23dO)

417 That river up top was once the stomping grounds of Meanderthal Man.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2024 01:11 AM (E23dO)

418 Judge Joe Brown worked with Kamala in California and knows her very well.

He has an opinion and not afraid to share it.🔥🔥🔥
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https://tinyurl.com/msmrj53w

Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2024 01:12 AM (YTE2+)

419 Speaking of stars from the 70s, no one outworked John Saxon...

Enter The Dragon
Planet Earth
Strange New World
The Rockford Files
Kung Fu
Joe Kidd
Night Gallery
The Virginian
It Takes A Thief
Garrison's Gorillas
Blood Beast From Outserspace
Thee Time Tunnel
Cimmaron Strip
Bonanza
Ironside...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 15, 2024 01:16 AM (TGPs7)

420 G'nite, my friends.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 15, 2024 01:16 AM (mH6SG)

421 That river up top was once the stomping grounds of Meanderthal Man.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Pun of the Thread winner.

I'm out. Have to boil some ditch water to brush my teeth.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, less stinky than last night at October 15, 2024 01:18 AM (XeU6L)

422 >>>“I killed more people tonight than I have fingers on my hands. I shot them in cold blood and enjoyed every minute of it. I pumped slugs into the nastiest bunch of bastards you ever saw and here I am calmer than I’ve ever been and happy too. They were Commies, Lee. They were red sons-of-bitches who should have died long ago.”
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
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Sweet music, it's like Rock-a-Bye baby, I can sleep well tonight.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2024 01:18 AM (YTE2+)

423 ...That river up top was once the stomping grounds of Meanderthal Man. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2024 01:11 AM (E23dO)


I was kinda wandering where that river went.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 15, 2024 01:18 AM (kQgoX)

424 John Saxon had two things, competence and the look.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 15, 2024 01:20 AM (YTE2+)

425 Mister Ghost - pretty sure John Saxon was on the 6 Million Dollar Man with Lee Majors at least once…

Posted by: Slash Buzz at October 15, 2024 01:21 AM (qVs5k)

426 422 >>>“I killed more people tonight than I have fingers on my hands. I shot them in cold blood and enjoyed every minute of it. I pumped slugs into the nastiest bunch of bastards you ever saw and here I am calmer than I’ve ever been and happy too. They were Commies, Lee. They were red sons-of-bitches who should have died long ago.”
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
-----------------

Sweet music, it's like Rock-a-Bye baby, I can sleep well tonight.

Posted by: Braenyard at

Where's that from. It may ease my soul.

Posted by: Stateless at October 15, 2024 01:24 AM (jvJvP)

427 John Saxon had over 200 roles in his career. Check his IMdB page out. Seemed like he was in everything, because he was.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 15, 2024 01:28 AM (sAmhv)

428 262 Can we please stop pretending that Neil Young is anything other than a whiny Canadian with a guitar?

I know its not a popular view on here, but Neil had his great moments. He apparently never had an edit function or much discernment about which of his ideas were good ones, and he is decades past his sell by date at this point..but a certain amount of his stuff is first class.

Posted by: azjaeger at October 15, 2024 01:35 AM (3/XaG)

429 happy indigenous peoples day everyone!

Posted by: raimondo at October 15, 2024 01:35 AM (TPiuL)

430 Mike -

You might be able to try the Cubano Flush.

Many apartments in Cuba don’t have running water anymore - broken pipes - but they do have toilets.

Put a plastic bag or two in the bowl and tie it up after a few uses. Keeps the ammonia spell down.

Take care!

Posted by: Adriane the Shower Curtain INSIDE the Tub Critic . . . at October 15, 2024 01:49 AM (TX4bP)

431 Posted by: raimondo at October 15, 2024 01:35 AM (TPiuL)

Did your blanket arrive in time?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2024 01:50 AM (jEbF6)

432 Saaaay....
"Happy Columbus Day"?!
What about that Indigenous People Crap Day?!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 14, 2024 10:11 PM (x43UG)

How about Stone Age Savages Day?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 15, 2024 01:55 AM (YqDXo)

433 Posted by: raimondo at October 15, 2024 01:35 AM (TPiuL)
.......................
Thank you! We look forward to ripping out you still beating heart and offer it to Xipe-Totec! For the Harvest!

Posted by: Aztecs at October 15, 2024 01:59 AM (sAmhv)

434 John Saxon had over 200 roles in his career. Check his IMdB page out. Seemed like he was in everything, because he was.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 15, 2024 01:28 AM (sAmhv)

200 roles? Bush league. I had over 2000. As for being in everything; yes, yes, I was. (wink)

Posted by: Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy at October 15, 2024 02:01 AM (hUApg)

435 Where's that from. It may ease my soul.
Posted by: Stateless
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'One Lonely Night'

Posted by: Micky Spillane at October 15, 2024 02:09 AM (XeU6L)

436 200 roles? Bush league. I had over 2000. As for being in everything; yes, yes, I was. (wink)
Posted by: Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy at October 15, 2024 02:01 AM (hUApg)

Speaking of "bush" league, you were in it. A lot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2024 02:11 AM (nK4uM)

437 Nite all, was going to comment but I need nap. Maybe see you a couple of hours. Glad Mike Hammer perseveres. Be well all.

Posted by: Farmer at October 15, 2024 02:26 AM (UyU0M)

438 I think I have cats now. Not strays. I've taken care of their family and them. I'm loved. My friends will be on a long vacation in the new year. I couldn't imagine these two elsewhere so we're transitioning them.

It's 2 am and either Trumpy or Snowflake have been here since 2pm yesterday. Trumpy came in yesterday, rubbed up our aging dog Ralphy who is fine with this insanity and slept for almost 4 hours.

He's not even 2 years old. I was going to come on and ask cat Horde if that was normal. Both left outside at points. 1am, went to check on them, both came in.

They were happily sleeping on my warm bed. I have pics for the pet thread. Indoor living is increasingly attractive as Canada gets colder.

They are staying longer and longer.
Beautiful cats...my friends.

Can't wait until we establish a 10 pm, not going to destroy shit bedtime.

They are pretty good. I trust Trumpy. Snowflake likes to stretch and claw but I'm protecting stuff.

Thanks for the therapy Horde.

Crap my issues are so minor...

Posted by: Stateless at October 15, 2024 02:30 AM (jvJvP)

439 7 or 8 pounds each minor.

Posted by: Stateless at October 15, 2024 02:45 AM (jvJvP)

440 That's awesome, Stateless.

My Cat is an outdoor dude, but likes to come in sometimes for a snack & snooze.

Weather is still mild here, but rain on the way this week and slowly cooling overall. He'll be wanting in for overnights within a month.

Posted by: JQ at October 15, 2024 02:52 AM (njWTi)

441 Connected on my long-lost but recently found Toshiba laptop, running Linux Mint off the thumb drive. Will nuke Windoze, and install.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2024 02:55 AM (yLiuJ)

442 Time to rock and or roll

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2024 03:36 AM (fwDg9)

443 Hold on to 16 as long as you can, Skip …

Posted by: Adriane the Shower Curtain INSIDE the Tub Critic . . . at October 15, 2024 03:46 AM (TX4bP)

444 https://youtu.be/-0Oa5wvARSc?si=3oRakjK7E6tFn66n

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 15, 2024 03:50 AM (sAmhv)

445 My wife asks me questions about what I did in school, mostly answer that was so long ago I have no idea

Posted by: Skip at October 15, 2024 03:52 AM (fwDg9)

446 Linux Mint now installed on this laptop, all windoze cruft toasted. This will be my road computer for the time being, I guess.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2024 03:52 AM (0rBPF)

447 My hash keeps changing, which is normal with this ISP. I wonder if going through a router has anything to do with it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 15, 2024 03:53 AM (0rBPF)

448 440 That's awesome, Stateless.

My Cat is an outdoor dude, but likes to come in sometimes for a snack & snooze.

Weather is still mild here, but rain on the way this week and slowly cooling overall. He'll be wanting in for overnights within a month.

Posted by: JQ at October 15, 2024 02:5

Thanks. I'm still adjusting to all this insanity.

I feel guilty with the amounts of posts asking about cat care.

Trumpy and Snowflake didn't choose to be outdoor cats. Their mom and aunt, who love me did.


Oh I may have questions for you later.

One more beer left. Canadian Thanksgiving. Cats all inside
We're defenseless. Trumpy comes inside and rubs against the dog who is happy about this.

Posted by: Stateless at October 15, 2024 04:34 AM (jvJvP)

449 )))) Hot girls are waiting for you on --- www.Nu21.eu

Posted by: Sitta at October 15, 2024 01:05 PM (bntIo)

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