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Waves hitting the temple at Tanar Lot, Bali, by Ryan Downie
Biker stops to save kitten stuck in the middle of the road. A poor and beautiful dog was left tied to a fence in the driving rain as people fled their homes in Florida. That cute little pup has been saved. People are saying whoever left the dog are monsters. I watch Rocky Kanaka on YouTube, and he says we shouldn't assume the worst of dog-abandoners. If you lose your home, your dog becomes, well, difficult to care for. It could be that the people who abandoned this dog had no car but hitched a ride with neighbors, and the dog got sick or started peeing or something and the neighbors told them "either you put the dog out of the car, or you can get out." I know that doesn't make it much better. The good news is that this good boy is now dry and safe. Dog is aggressive at dropping hints. Cats compete, a little dangerously, to pass each other on a beam. Elephants never forget. Poor little turtle wants to make frenz with a cat but the cat isn't interested. Kitten meets kit.
That's our food.. 🐈🐾🍟😅 pic.twitter.com/uNMCYhSAe8
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2024 07:34 PM (Ut3xp)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2024 07:35 PM (Ut3xp)
Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2024 07:35 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2024 07:35 PM (fwDg9)
Always remember: Everything is fake & gay.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 10, 2024 07:35 PM (ovpau)
I was busy today and missed the Whitmer post.
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth: break out the great teeth of the young lions, O Lord.
Let them melt away as waters which run continually: when he bendeth his bow to shoot his arrows, let them be as cut in pieces.
As a snail which melteth, let every one of them pass away: like the untimely birth of a woman, that they may not see the sun.
Before your pots can feel the thorns, he shall take them away as with a whirlwind, both living, and in his wrath.
- Psalm 58:6-9
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2024 07:36 PM (BkEzK)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 10, 2024 07:37 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2024 07:37 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2024 07:39 PM (BkEzK)
What In The Fucking Flying Fuck Is This Shit??
https://is.gd/LKItt3
Why did Youtube just recommend this to me??
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 10, 2024 07:39 PM (ovpau)
Re: The wildfire in Wyoming.
Of course the evil people don't care because we are a red state. I care because my oldest son has to fight those fires here in Wyoming. That huge fire is horrendous.
Posted by: four seasons at October 10, 2024 07:39 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: bluebell at October 10, 2024 07:39 PM (79pEw)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 10, 2024 07:40 PM (a3Q+t)
Does Youtube's AI algorithm think I want to watch old bull dykes teach dance??
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 10, 2024 07:40 PM (ovpau)
Disclose.tv @disclosetv 3h
NOW - Shots fired at Cinemaxx cinema in Krefeld, Germany.
https://tinyurl.com/35cv7a79
14 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 10, 2024 07:40 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2024 07:40 PM (I1GXe)
You know ... honestly ?
I don't need a Supreme Being to come down and fix basic Human Nature. Really don't. If anything - I'd just like the Supreme Being to put in a 30 Day Pause. Where all the Whitmers and such didn't have all the trappings of power surrounding themselves. That's all I'm asking.
Posted by: Taking Notes at October 10, 2024 07:40 PM (Sujjd)
Posted by: fd at October 10, 2024 07:41 PM (vFG9F)
Democrats are paying “voting ambassadors” for Kamala in North Carolina.
It would be a shame if a ton of right wing trolls signed up and got cash for referring their friends. Link is here: go.rally.win/join/nc-apply
https://tinyurl.com/zm2mp4n2
screencaps
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 10, 2024 07:41 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2024 07:41 PM (8qzun)
Posted by: four seasons at October 10, 2024 07:41 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: four seasons at October 10, 2024 07:39 PM (3ek7K)
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May God bless your brave son and keep him safe.
Posted by: bluebell at October 10, 2024 07:42 PM (79pEw)
What In The Fucking Flying Fuck Is This Shit??
https://is.gd/LKItt3
Why did Youtube just recommend this to me??
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 10, 2024 07:39 PM (ovpau)
I want to reach through the screen and slap you for getting me to watch that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2024 07:42 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: four seasons at October 10, 2024 07:42 PM (3ek7K)
NEW: Donald Trump announces daughter Tiffany is expecting a child
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 3h
NEW - Ethel Kennedy, wife of RFK, dead at 96
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 10, 2024 07:43 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 10, 2024 07:43 PM (ovpau)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2024 07:43 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2024 07:42 PM
* sideeyes Tom Servo *
Posted by: Adm. Ackbar at October 10, 2024 07:44 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 10, 2024 07:44 PM (D6PGr)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 10, 2024 07:29 PM (D6PGr)
My hetero mind never thought of this.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 10, 2024 07:44 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2024 07:45 PM (Ut3xp)
Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2024 07:45 PM (QAK8m)
I don't want to resemble my dog. He's short, he licks himself alot and humps the other dogs, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at October 10, 2024 07:45 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Duncanthrax"
Uh, 1962 Ursula Andress.
*runs to beach to watch*
Posted by: fd at October 10, 2024 07:45 PM (vFG9F)
----
I wanted to watch this, but YouTube threw up so many ads first , I got tired of waiting
but I'm sure it was heart-warming
Posted by: Don Black at October 10, 2024 07:46 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 10, 2024 07:46 PM (OTdqV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2024 07:46 PM (8qzun)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2024 07:46 PM (I1GXe)
Thank you nurse. We both have Marine sons.
Posted by: four seasons at October 10, 2024 07:46 PM (3ek7K)
Melania Really Doesn’t Care
By Sophie Gilbert
Her new memoir is a master class in how selective attention and empathy can insulate someone from the pains that trouble the rest of us.
Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2024 07:46 PM (QAK8m)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2024 07:47 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: mikeski at October 10, 2024 07:47 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 10, 2024 07:47 PM (ovpau)
38 Tom Servo, yes?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2024 07:46 PM (I1GXe)
Yes unless force majeure intervenes.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2024 07:48 PM (S6gqv)
R A W S G L 🌎 B A L @RawsGlobal 3h
🚨#BREAKING: Suspect shot by police following attempted arson attack at Cinemaxx cinema in Krefeld, Germany.
📌#Krefeld | #Germany
Amateur video shows the moment police opened fire on the suspect. A large police operation is underway
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 10, 2024 07:49 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2024 07:49 PM (BkEzK)
Your dog can lick himself - and also humps the other dogs and doesn't have a day job. He probably doesn't want to resemble you either.
Posted by: Taking Notes at October 10, 2024 07:49 PM (Sujjd)
Posted by: Don Black at October 10, 2024 07:50 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 10, 2024 07:50 PM (OTdqV)
Same! It's a nice way to wind down the day, usually with a stunning view and a floofball or two. Love it.
Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2024 07:51 PM (QAK8m)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2024 07:52 PM (S6gqv)
https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2024 07:52 PM (8qzun)
This turtle soup is still in the can. Human slave, fetch the can opener.
Posted by: the cat at October 10, 2024 07:53 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Tom Servo"
Posted by: Joel & Crow at October 10, 2024 07:53 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2024 07:54 PM (I1GXe)
Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles 6h
More decadent-empire behavior from Democrats, this time via Governor Nero of Michigan
alexandriabrown @alexthechick 4h
Um. Look. How to put this.
I am fairly fluent in the norms and tropes of the community one would assume from my pfp.
I KNOW WHAT THIS IS AND WHAT THE EVER LOVING HELL!
There is no way the implications here are unintentional. None.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 10, 2024 07:55 PM (CEzQx)
I have a CD of past issues, but couldn't find it.
Pretty sure I am not hallucinating.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 10, 2024 07:56 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 10, 2024 07:56 PM (KAi1n)
Like seeing her husband get shot at onstage and almost killed...her house and private things destroyed in a raid by the feds that could have killed her and her son, if they had been there and it had gone wrong...constant lies and slanders...trying to be a first lady as best she can and even the simplest things she does, like Christmas decorations in the WH, getting called demonic...
It's different all right.
(I would have put the Atlantic article in the Hillary! memoir thread today, had life not gotten busy. Sorry to shove it in the comments last minute!)
Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2024 07:57 PM (QAK8m)
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 10, 2024 07:58 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 10, 2024 07:58 PM (Wnv9h)
As a fellow Wyoming resident I am very appreciative of your son’s efforts and that off all the Hillbilly Hotshots who are getting it done
Posted by: Pete Bog at October 10, 2024 07:58 PM (wr7vT)
They're never going to learn how to cat properly if they're watching Tom & Jerry cartoons.
Posted by: mikeski at October 10, 2024 07:58 PM (DgGvY)
Basically Kvetchin Gretchen is the Domme while the other woman is the Submissive.
Shocking, it's all about power.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2024 07:58 PM (8qzun)
Posted by: fd
Scientific studies have shown that the number of reads on a comment is inversely proportional to the position of the post. Top ten posts are almost always read by all. Comments up to #50 are still widely read, but not as much. Comments after #100 the reads count begins to fall off. And so on. Only the obsessive-compulsive read beyond about #350.
Varies, of course, on the topic of the post, the hour of the day, and the number of distracting links posted by commenters.
Can't argue with scientism like that.
Posted by: mindful webworker - obpulsive-comsessive Moron at October 10, 2024 07:58 PM (zh58s)
Posted by: No Name Today at October 10, 2024 07:59 PM (vlXMQ)
I have a good-sized pile of wood that I need to burn. But my town prohibits burning within city limits. But only the first 300 feet of my property is within city limits. As I measured it, the wood pile is 326 feet from the front of my property.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2024 07:59 PM (BkEzK)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2024 07:59 PM (S6gqv)
https://is.gd/LKItt3
Soothie, what did you do to your algorithm, ha! Though to be fair, I probably couldn't manage to do those steps, so hats off to them. I probably would struggle with the Young Frankenstein dance number!
Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2024 07:59 PM (QAK8m)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 10, 2024 07:59 PM (ovpau)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 10, 2024 08:00 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 10, 2024 07:46 PM
Stop!!! Hammer time!
- Charles Martel's army
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 10, 2024 08:00 PM (Wnv9h)
We did receive your letter and did indeed print it, but shortly after were forced to retrieve every copy of that issue due to the incriminating evidence you revealed in your letter.
We hope you are enjoying your extended rehabilitation and look forward to seeing you again in 15-20 years.
Sincerely,
Posted by: The staff at Mad at October 10, 2024 08:01 PM (vFG9F)
"Now you may say, won't that cost a lot of money? Won't that increase the deficit?"
"Sure it will!"
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 10, 2024 08:01 PM (ovpau)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 10, 2024 08:00 PM
Fuckin' Todd....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 10, 2024 08:01 PM (Wnv9h)
Hope the owners got the worse it gave
Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2024 08:02 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 10, 2024 08:03 PM (ovpau)
It's the Circle of Life
https://youtu.be/Zn_qirpdBag
Or the replacement theory. One of those.
Posted by: mindful webworker - obpulsive-comsessive Moron at October 10, 2024 08:05 PM (zh58s)
Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2024 08:05 PM (fwDg9)
No excuse for that.
Posted by: Taking Notes at October 10, 2024 08:06 PM (Sujjd)
Have a great evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2024 08:06 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Oh, will the baby be an immigrant?
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 10, 2024 08:07 PM (ftFVW)
One of the comments for the classic SNL video I linked above:
"bought my first car during the carter. %17.25 interest."
Interest rates aren't as high today, but loan terms are MUCH longer. 72 months for a car loan!
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 10, 2024 08:07 PM (ovpau)
I'd say you should listen to Rocky Kanaka - whoever the Hell that is - about as often as you listen to Dave in Florida regarding election integrity - or JackStraw regarding the stern oppositional will to win of the Republican Party.
Posted by: Taking Notes at October 10, 2024 08:08 PM (Sujjd)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 10, 2024 07:46 PM (OTdqV)
There may be another Martel, or even Joan.
Posted by: Eromero at October 10, 2024 08:08 PM (LHPAg)
There may be another Martel, or even Joan.
Posted by: Eromero at October 10, 2024 08:08 PM (LHPAg)
________
Or John Sobieski
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2024 08:10 PM (BkEzK)
Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
Biden was just asked about his communications with Netanyahu regarding the attacks on Israel and retaliation and his response was “He's coming over to help with the storm."
It’s literally elder abuse.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 10, 2024 08:11 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: I saw on the internet at October 10, 2024 08:11 PM (vFG9F)
I was very judgey of the Skibidi Toilet phenom getting a full movie greenlit, directed by Michael Bay. But I finally had a gen alpha kid sit me down and watch all the shorts in a row and explain it, and I think I finally get the appeal.
If you see it as a zombie film, where the infection is the earworm invasion of the toilet people, with the speaker/TV/camera people as the countermeasures in the apocalypse, it makes sense. The first vids are super dumb, but halfway through, the action gets more and more complex, and the attacks build.
Michael Bay does big and dumb action well, he'll be perfect for this. The animation style is hideous and ugly and needs to die, though.
Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2024 08:12 PM (QAK8m)
Dan Akroyd as Jimmy Carter.
Dan Akroyd portraying - although he didn't know it - John Maynord Keynes. Who doesn't get his due, honestly. He did more damage than Karl Marx.
Posted by: Taking Notes at October 10, 2024 08:12 PM (Sujjd)
Posted by: fd at October 10, 2024 08:13 PM (vFG9F)
Cruz will be fine, I believe. But...
BIG trouble in the NE Senate race. Deb Fischer (R-inc) is behind in the polls to an "independent" (i.e., a DEM who knows the DEM brand is toxic in NE).
This one came out of nowhere. Nobody had even polled this race, because it was considered to be so Safe R.
If it's not one thing, etc.
If Fischer loses, which seems now more probable than not, it will be one of the greatest upsets I can ever remember seeing.
The GOP is pumping in money with both fists, but... it's so late.
Posted by: mnw at October 10, 2024 08:13 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: The Kennedys at October 10, 2024 08:14 PM (QAK8m)
Posted by: Eromero
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Or John Sobieski
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Or Don Juan of Austria.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 10, 2024 08:15 PM (CEzQx)
He said he would use that Joo weather machine to help us out
Joe Biden
Posted by: steevy at October 10, 2024 08:16 PM (HJ9BW)
I have a CD of past issues, but couldn't find it.
Pretty sure I am not hallucinating.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 10, 2024 07:56 PM (ufFY
You're not. I've got an official multi-CD-ROM collection of old Mad Magazines. I dragged them out a few years ago to look up a specific Don Martin cartoon. If I've not already backed them up, I really should.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at October 10, 2024 08:18 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: fd at October 10, 2024 08:13 PM (vFG9F)
Oh, for sure. It'll jump the shark after the movie comes out.
But kudos to Alexey Gerasimov for turning a surreal bizarro concept into a Youtube phenomenon, netting millions in ad views and merch, and now getting Hollywood cash for optioning it into a movie. Capitalism at its finest, and weirdest.
Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2024 08:18 PM (QAK8m)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 10, 2024 07:35 PM (ovpau)
Don't forget lame.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 10, 2024 08:19 PM (9N2s7)
Both are badass, but Only Valentine had a robe that cost over 10 grand.
Posted by: Bobby " The Brain" Heenan at October 10, 2024 08:19 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 10, 2024 08:20 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2024 08:21 PM (BkEzK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 10, 2024 08:23 PM (9N2s7)
The Gen Z comments in the YT vids are golden. They are having that surreal moment with gen alpha fully embracing Skibidi that all of us here have dealt with, that horror where you look at the younger generations' idea of entertainment and go "you're all idiots! Get off my lawn!"
Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2024 08:24 PM (QAK8m)
She didn't leave me when I needed her. I won't leave her. And I've had to think about it. We get earthquakes here. Sometimes big ones. I wouldn't leave the rubble without her.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2024 08:24 PM (lvWtb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
That ad would feature an ottoman, yes?
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 10, 2024 08:25 PM (ftFVW)
@caroleeenalala:
I'm told the dog thought to be tied to a pole on the highway in Florida was not tied there or abandoned. That the dog freaked out in evacuation chaos & ran with his leash still attached. He was chipped & the officers who rescued him were able to reunite him with his family.
Posted by: Toni at October 10, 2024 08:29 PM (ugzWe)
I'd say you should listen to Rocky Kanaka - whoever the Hell that is - about as often as you listen to Dave in Florida regarding election integrity - or JackStraw regarding the stern oppositional will to win of the Republican Party.
Posted by: Taking Notes at October 10, 2024 08:08 PM (Sujjd)
So, 100 percent of the time? Great to know!
Posted by: LASue at October 10, 2024 08:31 PM (lCppi)
@ec_schneider
Scoop - Tim Walz to kick off man-focused media blitz.
- GMA intv with Michael Strahan on football field
- MI events on Friday, geared toward Black men
- Friday night lights @ Mankato West
- Pheasant hunting with social media influencers
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 10, 2024 08:32 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2024 08:33 PM (QAK8m)
It was me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2024 08:34 PM (n6htZ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Someone ain't coming back from that one.
Posted by: Madame Mayhem (uppity wench) at October 10, 2024 08:35 PM (4XwPj)
Posted by: LASue at October 10, 2024 08:35 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2024 08:35 PM (n6htZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 10, 2024 08:35 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Felix the Cat at October 10, 2024 08:35 PM (CV8a5)
- GMA intv with Michael Strahan on football field
- MI events on Friday, geared toward Black men
- Friday night lights @ Mankato West
- Pheasant hunting with social media influencers
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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There's going to be a testosterone haze in the atmosphere
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 10, 2024 08:36 PM (8AONa)
@ec_schneider
Scoop - Tim Walz to kick off man-focused media blitz.
- GMA intv with Michael Strahan on football field
- MI events on Friday, geared toward Black men
- Friday night lights @ Mankato West
- Pheasant hunting with social media influencers
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 10, 2024 08:32 PM (IG4Id)
This should top SNL, even at its peak.
Posted by: LASue at October 10, 2024 08:36 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: davidt at October 10, 2024 08:37 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Barney Gumble at October 10, 2024 08:38 PM (89Sog)
- GMA intv with Michael Strahan on football field
- MI events on Friday, geared toward Black men
- Friday night lights @ Mankato West
- Pheasant hunting with social media influencers
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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There's going to be a testosterone haze in the atmosphere
Posted by: 2009Refugee
And more tampons than you can shake a stick at!
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 10, 2024 08:38 PM (ftFVW)
It's ladies night.
And the feelins right
Oh yes it's ladies night
Oh what a night
(Oh what a night)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2024 08:38 PM (n6htZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2024 08:39 PM (n6htZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 10, 2024 08:40 PM (n6htZ)
Spoiler: no pheasant will be killed in the fake "hunt"
They'll all be, like, oh well, better luck next time.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 10, 2024 08:40 PM (ovpau)
Posted by: This candidate stinks at October 10, 2024 08:41 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Felix the Cat
Almost 12.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Just a young'n!
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 10, 2024 08:41 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 10, 2024 08:43 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 10, 2024 08:43 PM (ovpau)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 10, 2024 08:43 PM (mH6SG)
Taking Notes seems to be an asshole. My dog can lick his penis. I doubt Taking Notes can even find his.
Posted by: four seasons at October 10, 2024 08:44 PM (3ek7K)
FEMA is doing that
Posted by: Paul at October 10, 2024 08:45 PM (3c4Ry)
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The person who proposed this has to be a MAGA working undercover in their campaign.
This is straight up pandering, and it does not play well.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 10, 2024 08:45 PM (8AONa)
- MI events on Friday, geared toward Black men
Oh, this is gonna be good.
Fried chicken will be involved, I predict.
And rap music. And walz will say "bling" and "fo-shizzle" and "black power!"
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 10, 2024 08:45 PM (ovpau)
- Pheasant hunting with social media influencers
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Wait, "pHeasant?" I misheard.
Posted by: Tampon Walz at October 10, 2024 08:45 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2024 08:46 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 10, 2024 08:47 PM (ovpau)
And rap music. And walz will say "bling" and "fo-shizzle" and "black power!"
Posted by: Soothsayer
"brothers"
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 10, 2024 08:47 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 10, 2024 08:48 PM (zn6Ro)
Posted by: PA Dutchman at October 10, 2024 08:48 PM (QyT5w)
At what point do you give up on the doctor and cut out? And do they still try and bill/penalize me, I wonder.
But hey, I get to chill with you awesome people for a bit!
Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2024 08:48 PM (QAK8m)
Posted by: Tom Servo"
Next time he does it, give him a deadpan look and a thumbs up. He will get it, even if you don't.
Posted by: fd at October 10, 2024 08:49 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: fd
Oooo, gonna try that and see if I can freak the kids out.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 10, 2024 08:51 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Tom Servo"
Next time he does it, give him a deadpan look and a thumbs up. He will get it, even if you don't.
Posted by: fd at October 10, 2024 08:49 PM (vFG9
Add a 23 Skidoo with the thumbs up.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 10, 2024 08:51 PM (zn6Ro)
@CollinRugg
NEW: The NC National Guard allegedly loaded an entire C17 with supplies just so Kamala Harris could stage a photo-op for Hurricane Helene without the intention of the supplies being used.
The accusation came from Aerial Recovery members Jonathan Howard and Charlie Keebaugh on @ShawnRyan762's show.
"I had a squadron commander from North Carolina reach out to me... They had to a C17, full of supplies just to take a photo op for Kamala… and they never sent the bird."
"They did a photo op and with the intention of never sending [aid]... it was just a photo op."
Aerial Recovery is a nonprofit organization focused on disaster response and humanitarian aid which has been active in North Carolina after Hurricane Helene.
Video: x.com/CollinRugg/status/1844533781065056564
5:21 PM · Oct 10, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at October 10, 2024 08:51 PM (9aVck)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2024 08:46 PM (S6gqv
I've read this whole comment section, and I still have no idea.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 10, 2024 08:52 PM (OX9vb)
But hey, I get to chill with you awesome people for a bit!
Posted by: LizLem
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I've never been billed. I dint recommend it but have left 3 or 4 times. Nothing in your chart to bill.
Posted by: scampydog at October 10, 2024 08:52 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 10, 2024 08:53 PM (ovpau)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AREj4bXxbnk
"The end of the journey meets the end of sanity"
Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2024 08:53 PM (QAK8m)
He threw that squad commander under the bus.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 10, 2024 08:55 PM (zn6Ro)
https://tensor.art/u/727481333235843246
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 10, 2024 07:52 PM (8qzun)
That's some cool stuff! I like the Hussar and the jet one.
Well, I like a lot of the other ones too :-)
Posted by: haffhowershower at October 10, 2024 08:55 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Lirio100 at October 10, 2024 08:58 PM (izAv/)
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 10, 2024 08:51 PM (ftFVW)
Hahaha, do it!! All the thumbs up in Skibidi, so you can see how to do it:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kMS0rZbjHEA?app=desktop
Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2024 08:59 PM (QAK8m)
Posted by: Lirio100
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Hadn't thought about that. I assumed it would be at a game farm.
Posted by: scampydog at October 10, 2024 09:00 PM (41CYW)
Oh Christ, I'm sorry, but I'm laughing at how 'typical' this is.
Last time I had an On-Line Appointment, the combined resources of a World-Famous Clinic was not up to the task of getting our video functions aligned. I ended up just talking to the doctor on the phone. It was sufficient; he's better than his I.T., and, being an actual Medellin Cartel Med School graduate, the inherent humor of the situation was not lost on him -- or on me.
You're getting a free glimpse into the future we all face, if we're just lucky enough to survive one more cycle. Buck up, bunky.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at October 10, 2024 09:00 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: four seasons at October 10, 2024 09:00 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Lirio100
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Pen raised birds on a private farm? No idea what rules are on something like that.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 10, 2024 09:01 PM (8AONa)
@CollinRugg
NEW: The NC National Guard allegedly loaded an entire C17 with supplies just so Kamala Harris could stage a photo-op for Hurricane Helene without the intention of the supplies being used.
The accusation came from Aerial Recovery members Jonathan Howard and Charlie Keebaugh on @ShawnRyan762's show.
"I had a squadron commander from North Carolina reach out to me... They had to a C17, full of supplies just to take a photo op for Kamala… and they never sent the bird."
"They did a photo op and with the intention of never sending [aid]... it was just a photo op."
Aerial Recovery is a nonprofit organization focused on disaster response and humanitarian aid which has been active in North Carolina after Hurricane Helene.
Video: x.com/CollinRugg/status/1844533781065056564
5:21 PM · Oct 10, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at October 10, 2024 08:51 PM (9aVck)
If that doesn't perfectly sum up the dems and Knee pads' campaign, I don't know what does.
Posted by: LASue at October 10, 2024 09:02 PM (lCppi)
FearBuck
@FearedBuck
Lieutenant Dan is upset after being told that Adin Ross and Kick are no longer giving him a $100k boat and a Kick deal, after they found out about his history, which includes assaulting a woman and a police officer 👀
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 10, 2024 09:02 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Lurch at October 10, 2024 09:03 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: LASue
I'd believe it if someone told me she thought being pres was a 4 year photo op.
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 10, 2024 09:04 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 10, 2024 09:04 PM (2NHgQ)
Found out today that our beagle and I have something in common. Bad discs. She gets prednisone and painkillers and I get exercises. That’s not fair, so I drink alcohol to ease the pain.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 10, 2024 09:04 PM (2NHgQ)
_________
Try to find a veterinary chiropractor.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2024 09:06 PM (BkEzK)
Posted by: davidt at October 10, 2024 09:07 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Tom Servo"
Next time he does it, give him a deadpan look and a thumbs up. He will get it, even if you don't.
Posted by: fd
⁉️ Sometimes it's easy to not care how out of touch with th' culchuh I seem to be.
Posted by: mindful webworker - let's twist again at October 10, 2024 09:08 PM (zh58s)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
And slip a little beer in the doggy dish?
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 10, 2024 09:08 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 10, 2024 09:09 PM (H1Z1q)
"Sure it will!"
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 10, 2024 08:01 PM (ovpau)
when an ex-stand up comedian understands the cause of inflation better than a candidate for president.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 10, 2024 09:10 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 10, 2024 09:11 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2024 07:42 PM
* sideeyes Tom Servo *
Posted by: Adm. Ackbar
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Someone outdid the Admiral, that's some steppin'.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 10, 2024 09:11 PM (H1Z1q)
"Ace is a skibidi rizzler with a huge gyatt who tried to Fanum Tax that sussy baka Garrett, just like Baby Gronk. Only in Ohio!
Erm, what the sigma?"
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at October 10, 2024 09:12 PM (NYf6N)
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 10, 2024 09:14 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 10, 2024 09:14 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2024 09:15 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2024 07:43 PM (I1GXe)
>>> 46
_________
I'm touched, but not this year.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2024 07:49 PM (BkEzK)
Next year will be the *tenth* TX MoMee
(that hint goes to the rest of you Morons too, btw)
Also, there are dogs, who would like you to know they are terribly deprived and never get *any* pets or treats.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 10, 2024 09:18 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Mister Ghost at October 10, 2024 09:19 PM (TGPs7)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
"Hey, Tim. I think there's something stuck in your barrel..."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 10, 2024 09:20 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Willie Brown at October 10, 2024 09:20 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at October 10, 2024 09:20 PM (Vd4Ob)
Posted by: Lirio100
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Pen raised birds on a private farm? No idea what rules are on something like that.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 10, 2024 09:01 PM (8AONa)
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I hear that the Farm-Raised Pheasant people are putting the Fish in a Barrel people out of business.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2024 09:21 PM (JkO4W)
"Ace is a skibidi rizzler with a huge gyatt who tried to Fanum Tax that sussy baka Garrett, just like Baby Gronk. Only in Ohio!
Erm, what the sigma?"
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at October 10, 2024 09:12 PM (NYf6N)
Jeepers. It's like A Clockwork Orange.
Funny thing that just occurred to me: my sons are closer to my generation than the weirdos coming of age. Of course me and the Missus were very young when Son #1 was born. I was not quite 23. She had just turned 20.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Jailhouse Bones Parker at October 10, 2024 09:21 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: scampydog at October 10, 2024 09:21 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 10, 2024 09:24 PM (wrXPz)
Posted by: Lizzie at October 10, 2024 09:25 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
I'm sure if you look online, someone will swear by indica. If it hurts enough to give your liver the middle finger, maybe try it. They say it's an anti-inflammatory.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 10, 2024 09:25 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: mikeski is neither of those Mikes at October 10, 2024 09:25 PM (DgGvY)
Love it Dworkin, good job! I still can't speak brainrot jive yet.
If anyone needs a primer on what the crap skibidi toilet is, this is a pretty thorough vid by someone as baffled as I was: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K50D_P4kpZM
Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2024 09:25 PM (QAK8m)
Posted by: Admiral (4 sock) Ackbar at October 10, 2024 09:26 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at October 10, 2024 09:00 PM (zdLoL)
I am wondering if I should just get a curandero, at least they try to make cures.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 10, 2024 09:26 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: SFGoth at October 10, 2024 09:26 PM (KAi1n)
scampydog,
we have two dogs, one is young the other is old.
The old guy sleeps most of the time, but sometimes he gets a wild hair and runs around and plays. It doesn't last long, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at October 10, 2024 09:26 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 10, 2024 09:27 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Kindltot
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BC powder will fix it. Just don't breath until you've washed it down.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 10, 2024 09:29 PM (H1Z1q)
What's next with these phony fucks?
Ice fishing with "influencers?"
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 10, 2024 08:43 PM (ovpau)
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I want to see Kamala shinny up a tree as a lumberjack.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 10, 2024 09:31 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Jailhouse Bones Parker
You knocked up a teenager.
Posted by: SFGoth at October 10, 2024 09:26 PM (KAi1n)
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We were both in the Army. In Germany. Both lower enlisted. Both pressured to "take care of it."
36 years later, I am still happily married to my bride. Our sons are amazing men. So, in short, we beat the odds.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Jailhouse Bones Parker at October 10, 2024 09:31 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 10, 2024 09:27 PM (mH6SG)
Go Tribe !
Posted by: browndog remembers the lean years at October 10, 2024 09:32 PM (TTAGa)
On SpaceWeather I'm seeing aurora photos from as far south as Dallas TX. Good night to take a look now and then to the north.
Posted by: Next2Nothing at October 10, 2024 09:33 PM (tA1/w)
Posted by: browndog remembers the lean years at October 10, 2024 09:32 PM
*fist bump*
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 10, 2024 09:35 PM (mH6SG)
Try to find a veterinary chiropractor.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
DaughterH had success with a veterinary acupuncturist.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at October 10, 2024 09:37 PM (hOUT3)
Ice fishing with "influencers?"
Posted by: Soothsayer
Spear fishing!
The Minnesota kind in an ice house, not the tropical diving kind.
Then the hole in the ice is big enough to fall in.
Think of the YouTube hits that would get, Tim!
Posted by: mikeski chills out at October 10, 2024 09:37 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 10, 2024 09:38 PM (BliDG)
What has happened since the age of OBAMA, in our societal norms and race relations (TORCHED by his own hand with divisive statements regarding various incidents during his 1st tenure...July 16, 2009, Harvard University professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. was arrested at his Cambridge, Massachusetts, home (probably a set-up) which led to the infamous "Beer Summit" because Berry went on national TV and accused the local LEO's of acting Stupidly...then there was his inflammatory posture on the Trevon Martin shooting..."If I had a son..." then in his second term On August 9, 2014, 18-year-old Michael Brown was shot and killed in Ferguson, Missouri (the Media totally lied on the actual incident) Obama called the incident "heartbreaking" I'll state my closing on dogs in the ONT.
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 10, 2024 09:38 PM (TDvv2)
You knocked up a teenager.
Posted by: SFGoth
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 10, 2024 09:39 PM (WXNFJ)
Ice fishing with "influencers?"
Posted by: Soothsayer
Sweat lodge with the Apache
Ram de-balling in Montucky - Use your teef, Tim!
Pot harvesting in Washington - He knows the growers' language~!
Beat on Haole Day in Hawaii - Take it like a man, Tim!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 10, 2024 09:40 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
The tragic part of the TxMoMe is having to watch these poor neglected pups wandering around!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at October 10, 2024 09:43 PM (hOUT3)
OH very well then ...you must be all for PROP 3 here in Commiefornia which RE-DEFINES marriage has to just about anyone or thing you want to marry.
Up to and including that glass Penis Bong you keep under your bed.
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 10, 2024 09:44 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at October 10, 2024 09:44 PM (kbyy+)
Some aurora slightly visible down here, according to some. I missed it. Cain't see nuttin' now.
Big CME coming. Looked at the SOHO images, and that comet is photobombing the hell out of the solar images.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 10, 2024 09:45 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 10, 2024 09:47 PM (D7oie)
OH very well then ...you must be all for PROP 3 here in Commiefornia which RE-DEFINES marriage has to just about anyone or thing you want to marry.
Up to and including that glass Penis Bong you keep under your bed.
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 10, 2024 09:44 PM (TDvv2)
Please to refer to my #194 for context
Sheesh
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Jailhouse Bones Parker at October 10, 2024 09:47 PM (Ad8y9)
You causing trouble? This is not like you at all!
Posted by: Lurking Lurker who lurks lurkingly at October 10, 2024 09:50 PM (89Sog)
Posted by: GWB at October 10, 2024 09:51 PM (rFBZr)
My apologies
you must understand. Living in this state these days has greatly shortened my fuse on many issues.
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 10, 2024 09:52 PM (TDvv2)
See the SOHO image here:
https://tinyurl.com/y5yljunm
Look at LASCO C3 and note that big white streak. That's the comet.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 10, 2024 09:52 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: GWB at October 10, 2024 09:51 PM (rFBZr)
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No, but what do you see in these inkblots?
Posted by: B.F. Skinner at October 10, 2024 09:53 PM (kbyy+)
you must understand. Living in this state these days has greatly shortened my fuse on many issues.
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 10, 2024 09:52 PM (TDvv2)
I understand.
I live in fucking Colorado. *fist bump*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Jailhouse Bones Parker at October 10, 2024 09:53 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: TexasDan at October 10, 2024 09:54 PM (rAsBA)
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at October 10, 2024 09:55 PM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 10, 2024 09:58 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: See? Nobody cares at October 10, 2024 09:59 PM (QSrLX)
Posted by: Nightwatch at October 10, 2024 10:00 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: four seasons at October 10, 2024 10:00 PM (3ek7K)
Posted by: Tampon Tim at October 10, 2024 10:00 PM (FTnqJ)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 10, 2024 10:01 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 10, 2024 10:05 PM (FnneF)
I was just looking at the SOHO/solar stuff (one of my cousins got a shot of aurora down here a few hours ago, and I wasn't paying any attention).
Anyway, that comet is now in the field of view of SOHO, and here's some images and a clip when it first came into view:
https://tinyurl.com/272qyds7
And here's the current SOHO clip for today:
https://tinyurl.com/y5yljunm
Look at the C3 to the right. This thing should be visible after sunset starting around the 14th, if we're lucky.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 10, 2024 10:33 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 11, 2024 04:48 PM (wGqjj)
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