The Blues Grift Cafe

Iceland Highlands by Reg Saddler

Disinformation experts tell me this video is dangerous misinformation.

Not sure if this is real or staged but that kick does look like it connects.

John Wick
@Scentofawoman10
Context : After a German football team failed to score in five straight matches, their fans decided to get clever and use giant neon arrows to remind their players where the goal was.

As Puddy said: "Gotta support the team."

The spectator stunt happened in 2012 in Germany.

First time on the new legs? (IG)

Tiny little pygmy horse racing (IG).

Just a cat preparing to freak you out later.

Ancient Roman road in Germany. Gooooood place for a barbarian ambush.

Helping an old stray dog cross the street.

Little puppy gets on the bandwagon and supports the New Conservative Hot Girl Trend.

Dog greeting owner after three year absence.

Elephant brothers play the "stop touching me" game.

Meow-zerism:

What’s going on here? 😂 pic.twitter.com/YJK7Mz4V7h
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) October 5, 2024

Happy weekend.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/KXEC7UDwXF
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) October 5, 2024

This is what happiness looks like..🐕🌧️😊 pic.twitter.com/Rulu9c9XMm
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) October 7, 2024

Posted by: Ace at 08:10 PM

Comments

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1 Thanks for the Cafe Ace!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 09, 2024 08:09 PM (qKSAT)

2 I'll go fetch them.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 09, 2024 08:10 PM (qKSAT)

3 They have been told.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 09, 2024 08:10 PM (qKSAT)

4 Jailhouse Harp McGee...
Not sure that's an improvement.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 09, 2024 08:12 PM (qKSAT)

5 Sheesh, people. Y'coulda tol' me there was a nood before my comment got willard.

Posted by: mindful webworker - fight! fight! fight! vote! vote! vote! at October 09, 2024 08:12 PM (bqxS+)

6 Milton is moving ENE at 15mph.

Pressure is 954mb
Max winds are 120mph.

Should be landfall for the eye soon south of Tampa.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2024 08:13 PM (rYTXp)

7 Sticky Dog Lee

Well at least my Blues name has "dog" in it ...

Posted by: browndog cocks his head at October 09, 2024 08:14 PM (TTAGa)

8
Me: Buddy Back Davis

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 09, 2024 08:14 PM (wCAyr)

9 Can't use that Blues Name Chart thingie... no middle name nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2024 08:14 PM (rYTXp)

10 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2024 08:14 PM (fwDg9)

11 The orange cat is telling the gray " Don't fuck with me bro I know Kung Fu"

Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2024 08:15 PM (HJ9BW)

12 Ancient Roman road in Germany. Gooooood place for a barbarian ambush.

Varus, and Roman Legions XVII, XVIII, and XIX, agree.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2024 08:15 PM (a3Q+t)

13 I would have expected the mime to be a tuxedo cat, not a ginger tabby.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 09, 2024 08:16 PM (ftFVW)

14 Teutobergwald?

Nicht gut! Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2024 08:17 PM (rYTXp)

15 Pointing out the goal videos are hilarious!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 09, 2024 08:18 PM (qKSAT)

16
Ugly Killer Rivers

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2024 08:18 PM (BkEzK)

17 ... but that kick does look like it connects.

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FYI, Ace -- link to worky.

But this video is pretty cool ("Best Body Art Ever") though NSFW:

x.com/i/status/1751670222661034187

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 09, 2024 08:18 PM (TDdfP)

18 My blues name is apparently "Buddy Lemon" Davis.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 09, 2024 08:19 PM (U1w17)

19 Curly Sugar Davis

Coulda been worse.

Posted by: 496 at October 09, 2024 08:19 PM (oHJ9/)

20 Selected between to two middle names to arrive at the better blues monicker.

Posted by: Sticky Killer Rivers at October 09, 2024 08:19 PM (ftFVW)

21 Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
Kitty rescue via @ChristopherS_DC
#Milton

https://tinyurl.com/mrxsc8eh
22 seconds; allergy season warning.

Breaking911 @Breaking911 5h
Florida Trooper rescues dog that was tied up and left behind ahead of Hurricane Milton

Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
The doggo is OK 👍

https://tinyurl.com/yn8unasm
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Photo of the dog in the police cruiser, okay. [And the original video.]

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 09, 2024 08:20 PM (CEzQx)

22 Way! My blues name

Sleepy Liver McGhee

Posted by: Piper at October 09, 2024 08:20 PM (p4NUW)

23 Varus, and Roman Legions XVII, XVIII, and XIX, agree.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2024 08:15 PM (a3Q+t)

Quintili Vare, legiones redde!

Posted by: Augustus at October 09, 2024 08:20 PM (RMjVS)

24 The orange cat is telling the gray " Don't fuck with me bro I know Kung Fu"
Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2024 08:15 PM (HJ9BW)
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Yooooou wiiill bring me your treeeeeeats..."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 09, 2024 08:20 PM (U1w17)

25 Little puppy gets on the bandwagon and supports the New Conservative Hot Girl Trend.
_______
I see that every day, between my wife and Sparky (who was in the Pet Thread 4 years ago, when we got him.)

Posted by: Eeyore at October 09, 2024 08:20 PM (1bNHn)

26 Meowcel Meowceau

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 09, 2024 08:21 PM (D6PGr)

27 If we didn’t use my nick name, it’s Skinny Liver McGhee.

Posted by: Piper at October 09, 2024 08:21 PM (p4NUW)

28 Good evening, horde!

*Fat Liver Lee

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 09, 2024 08:22 PM (OX9vb)

29 https://youtu.be/0EWKphU0c5Q?si=PaAhoTzPlFoHuGDi

Yo!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 09, 2024 08:22 PM (sAmhv)

30 I wish I were Fat Killer Bradley!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 09, 2024 08:22 PM (CEzQx)

31 Breaking911 @Breaking911 5h
Florida Trooper rescues dog that was tied up and left behind ahead of Hurricane Milton

Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
The doggo is OK 👍

https://tinyurl.com/yn8unasm
====
Photo of the dog in the police cruiser, okay. [And the original video.]
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 09, 2024 08:20 PM (CEzQx)

I hope who ever "owned" that pup before had him chipped.

That way they can track that bastard down and euthanize him

Posted by: browndog's a little pissed at October 09, 2024 08:23 PM (TTAGa)

32 Heh.

It looks like someone high up at CBS actually had enough intelligence to realize that it's a bad look for a so-called "news outfit" to publicly excoriate its reporter and staff for asking actual questions about, you know, newsworthy things.

https://tinyurl.com/3fss943k

Looks like the struggle sessions will have to be called off.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 09, 2024 08:23 PM (guGkK)

33 Ever' day I gots the bloos.

Posted by: Old Liver Franklin at October 09, 2024 08:23 PM (bqxS+)

34 I can’t believe the number of Fox reporters standing out in this hurricane. One of them had a tree fall on their vehicle.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 09, 2024 08:23 PM (KbNdf)

35 What’s going on here? 😂

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My first cat, Bob T. (for "The") Cat -- a cool Turkish Van -- had a gray tabby friend in the neighborhood and they'd both go through a face-off like that, as if they were doing karata katas against each other for awhile before one (the Republican!) would pounce on the other and they'd roll around wrestling in the grass without ever hurting each other or drawing blood.

Never. Not. Funny.

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 09, 2024 08:24 PM (TDdfP)

36 To be honest, the Battle of Teutoburg Forest wasn't much of a battle.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 09, 2024 08:24 PM (guGkK)

37 "October surprise will be Kamala actually answering a question coherently."

(from memory, some guy on the twatters named Failla)

Actually funny.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 09, 2024 08:24 PM (GcNJ2)

38 Shoeless Joe Jackson.

Posted by: Oops. Wrong profession at October 09, 2024 08:24 PM (dg+HA)

39 Screaming Legs Davis

I thought I was supposed to be a blues player not someone with restless legs syndrome.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 09, 2024 08:25 PM (D6PGr)

40 To be honest, the Battle of Teutoburg Forest wasn't much of a battle.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 09, 2024 08:24 PM (guGkK

You nailed it!

Posted by: The Senate Rostrum at October 09, 2024 08:26 PM (RMjVS)

41 Congratulations JackStraw

Posted by: Grammie's phone at October 09, 2024 08:26 PM (SfhV1)

42 "October surprise will be Kamala actually answering a question coherently."

(from memory, some guy on the twatters named Failla)

Actually funny.
Posted by: rhomboid

She's just gotta find that sweet spot between sober and sloshed. The coherent genius zone.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 09, 2024 08:26 PM (ftFVW)

43
My blues name is: John Wayne Gacey

Heyyyyy, wait a minute...

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 09, 2024 08:26 PM (E6TwG)

44 My first cat, Bob T. (for "The") Cat -- a cool Turkish Van -- had a gray tabby friend in the neighborhood and they'd both go through a face-off like that, as if they were doing karata katas against each other for awhile before one (the Republican!) would pounce on the other and they'd roll around wrestling in the grass without ever hurting each other or drawing blood.

Never. Not. Funny.
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 09, 2024 08:24 PM (TDdfP)

When my cat count was 2 girl cats they would do a thunderdome in the middle of the living room. The smaller one would make little yowl noises then the bigger one would tackle her and pin her down.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 09, 2024 08:27 PM (n7h9X)

45 The orange cat is telling the gray " Don't fuck with me bro I know Kung Fu"
Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2024 08:15 PM (HJ9BW)
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"I once had a scratching post THIS tall!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2024 08:27 PM (BpYfr)

46 Screaming Legs Davis

I thought I was supposed to be a blues player not someone with restless legs syndrome.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 09, 2024 08:25 PM (D6PGr)
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Better than "Moon Moon."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 09, 2024 08:27 PM (U1w17)

47 After 20+ years, my ancient workstation has finally failed. It had been sounding bad for a while. Power supply. Probably failing cards and a hard drive about to go kaput. Did pretty good to last as long as it did. Didn't have much on it. Nothing important anyway. Not sure if I'll replace it right away. I have two laptops. I like those mini-PCs. Got time to think about it. I have some work I need to do in the condo (electric and plumbing), so need to blow money on that.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 09, 2024 08:27 PM (sAmhv)

48 October surprise.

Posted by: Mets to the NLCS at October 09, 2024 08:27 PM (cETho)

49 Curly Liver Jenkins

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 09, 2024 08:27 PM (/6GbT)

50 I hope who ever "owned" that pup before had him chipped.

That way they can track that bastard down and euthanize him
Posted by: browndog's a little pissed at October 09, 2024 08:23 PM (TTAGa)

Completely justifiable. What kind of sumbitch would do that?!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at October 09, 2024 08:27 PM (OX9vb)

51 Ugly Fingers Jones?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at October 09, 2024 08:27 PM (GTqXr)

52 My blues name is: John Wayne Gacey

Heyyyyy, wait a minute...
Posted by: Soothsayer

*backs away slowly*

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 09, 2024 08:27 PM (ftFVW)

53 Ozzie the mini pony needs AlextheChick astride in full Valkyrie kit.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 09, 2024 08:27 PM (kpS4V)

54 That is just cruel tying a dog down in a storm

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2024 08:27 PM (fwDg9)

55 Heh.

It looks like someone high up at CBS actually had enough intelligence to realize that it's a bad look for a so-called "news outfit" to publicly excoriate its reporter and staff for asking actual questions about, you know, newsworthy things.

https://tinyurl.com/3fss943k

Looks like the struggle sessions will have to be called off.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 09, 2024 08:23 PM (guGkK)

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Looks like cartoon caricature Ta-Nehisi Tuxedo has has been victimized by the toxic white feminine matriarchy once again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 09, 2024 08:27 PM (TDdfP)

56 We interrupt this thread to bring you this breaking news.

The New York Mets are going to the National League Championship Series.

We now return you to your normal programming.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2024 08:28 PM (iLPNt)

57 I think when we hiked around the caldera of a volcano at the far south end of the North Island in NZ there were colors as in the photo up top. Sulfur's yellow, right? Definitely had the rotten egg smell going on. Actually wild part were the clouds, which at times made it hard to see more than 5 ft in front of you - walking on sometimes narrow-ish paths that had 500-ft drop-offs on one side, unable to see more than 5 ft, was exhilarating. Forget the name of the national park. Typical name with far too many vowels, some Maori thing I suppose.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 09, 2024 08:28 PM (GcNJ2)

58 Mike Seidel of Fox weather just said Milton doesn’t rank in the top ten hurricanes he’s experienced. He’s standing outside and commented that he hadn’t seen much blowing around of objects. Wow, if he’s right, no one is going to heed these life or death hurricane warnings next time.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 09, 2024 08:29 PM (KbNdf)

59 Old Bad Boy Jefferson

Nice cafe ace.

Posted by: Tuna at October 09, 2024 08:29 PM (oaGWv)

60 Just a cat preparing to freak you out later.
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Damn.

That's impressive!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2024 08:29 PM (BpYfr)

61 October surprise.
Posted by: Mets to the NLCS at October 09, 2024 08:27 PM (cETho)

Is there anything a Trump Rally can't do?

Posted by: Oldcat at October 09, 2024 08:29 PM (n7h9X)

62 JackStraw i tipped my hat to you at 41

Posted by: Grammie's phone at October 09, 2024 08:30 PM (SfhV1)

63 Jailhouse Sugar Washington was very popular in Angola.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 09, 2024 08:30 PM (D6PGr)

64 Many the Antarctic explorer has been woken by the Yoko-like moans of the penguin in heat. Woe to the unwary traveler that strays close to their nesting area during this "Penguin Pon Farr". Mobs of aroused penguins intent on copulating with the first available hole have overwhelmed the unlucky fellows unfortunate enough to succumb to their sickly siren song, using them savagely and then leaving them naked and exhausted on the frozen Antarctic ice.

Posted by: fd at October 09, 2024 08:30 PM (vFG9F)

65 Is Boney Dog McGee still president?

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 09, 2024 08:30 PM (ftFVW)

66 Ancient Roman road in Germany. Gooooood place for a barbarian ambush.
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Quinctilius Varus!!! Where are my ~~beagles~~ eagles?!!!
https://tinyurl.com/4k5fzmbz
22 seconds

Posted by: zombie augustus caesar at October 09, 2024 08:30 PM (CEzQx)

67 Oh damn. Sock fail

Posted by: Penguin Facts at October 09, 2024 08:30 PM (vFG9F)

68 Hurricanes ,elections and the Mets, oh my.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2024 08:31 PM (I1GXe)

69 >>Mike Seidel of Fox weather just said Milton doesn’t rank in the top ten hurricanes he’s experienced. He’s standing outside and commented that he hadn’t seen much blowing around of objects. Wow, if he’s right, no one is going to heed these life or death hurricane warnings next time.

He's on Maderia Beach in St Pete. He's a bit north of the main action.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2024 08:31 PM (iLPNt)

70 Typical name with far too many vowels, some Maori thing I suppose.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 09, 2024 08:28 PM (GcNJ2)

Name means "Rip of Whitey for 50 bucks for a view of Fog"

Posted by: Oldcat at October 09, 2024 08:31 PM (n7h9X)

71 Heh. Sticky Foot Dupree.
I like it!

Posted by: Appycay at October 09, 2024 08:32 PM (EdYR/)

72 At 7 PM EDT the Storm is 35 miles WSW of Sarasota FL which is located due west of Fruitville and NNW of Punta Gorda.
Sustained winds 120 mph.
_NHC

Posted by: Braenyard at October 09, 2024 08:32 PM (Qts0j)

73 Better to have been unnecessarily prepared only because God had heard the millions of prayers.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 09, 2024 08:32 PM (D6PGr)

74 To be honest, the Battle of Teutoburg Forest wasn't much of a battle.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 09, 2024 08:24 PM

Just the way I wanted it.

Posted by: zombie Arminius at October 09, 2024 08:33 PM (a3Q+t)

75
You all know that Democrats have already strategized exactly how to politicize Milton, yes?

If it's bad, blame DeSantis & Trump & Vance.

It's it not bad, take credit for it not being bad and everyone safe.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 09, 2024 08:33 PM (E6TwG)

76 >>>What’s going on here?

Keep up that Yoda shit and I'll kick your ass.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 09, 2024 08:34 PM (klJTj)

77 Steeleye Smoke Allison

Posted by: Penguin Facts at October 09, 2024 08:34 PM (vFG9F)

78 >>JackStraw i tipped my hat to you at 41

Thanks Grammie. It's been a really fun and really unexpected season. After the first couple months it looked like a lost season and now we are in the NLCS. A very likable team.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2024 08:34 PM (iLPNt)

79 Milton landfall is looking to be Venice, FL

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2024 08:35 PM (rYTXp)

80 Milton landfall is looking to be Venice, FL
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2024 08:35 PM (rYTXp)

well at least water in the streets will increase the tourist value.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 09, 2024 08:36 PM (n7h9X)

81 >>>He's on Maderia Beach in St Pete. He's a bit north of the main action.
Posted by: JackStraw
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It's moving at 15mph if it drops down to 8 it will be worse.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 09, 2024 08:37 PM (Qts0j)

82 Sulfur's yellow, right?
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Yes, Doctor. He has reasoned it out.

Posted by: lt. commander spock at October 09, 2024 08:38 PM (CEzQx)

83 Varus, and Roman Legions XVII, XVIII, and XIX, agree.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2024 08:15 PM (a3Q+t)

"Varus, when you are done with those legions . . . "

-- Not really what Augustus said

Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2024 08:38 PM (D7oie)

84 My blues name is Mutha Fricken’ Johnson. It’s not on the chart, blues man can’t read no damn chart anyway.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 09, 2024 08:38 PM (fiUiH)

85 Buddy Bradley

Posted by: Big Penguin at October 09, 2024 08:38 PM (a3Q+t)

86 Skinny Sugar Lee. Damn, I'm a gambler too. Do I get a saxaphone?

Posted by: Eromero at October 09, 2024 08:38 PM (LHPAg)

87 Hey, Skip.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 09, 2024 08:38 PM (v6JzV)

88 NC National Guard is taking responsibility for the Blackhawk rotor wash over the NC relief supply depot a couple of days ago.

Go Tigers!

Posted by: mrp at October 09, 2024 08:39 PM (rj6Yv)

89 Nah, don't recall there being any cost to most parks, actually. This was 25 years ago. Even the things requiring guides/gear, like hiking the glacier and underground rafting and boogie boarding the Kauru (sp?) river and dolphin swimming off Kaikoura weren't expensive.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 09, 2024 08:39 PM (GcNJ2)

90 Big Bones Bradley

Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 09, 2024 08:40 PM (gfViB)

91 Big Fingers Hopkins

Posted by: TC at October 09, 2024 08:41 PM (OgfrC)

92 NC National Guard @NCNationalGuard
The North Carolina National Guard (NCNG) is aware of an incident involving a NCNG UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter during a delivery of generators at the request of a local civilian organization to power their distribution outpost in western North Carolina.

While attempting to land, rotor wash caused items to blow away from the local distribution set up by a group of civilians in the area. The crew immediately identified the situation, aborted the landing for safety reasons, and departed the area.

This incident is currently under investigation and the crew has been grounded until the investigation is complete. The NCNG is working with the identified local civilian organization to assess the level of damage caused by the rotor wash.

Safety is the NCNG’s number one priority, especially with the high volume of air operations currently happening across the region. While the NCNG strives for precision in every mission, sometimes things don’t go as planned.

When that happens, the NCNG takes it very seriously and are committed to addressing and correcting any issues to prevent future occurrences

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 09, 2024 08:41 PM (CEzQx)

93 VeBee🇺🇸✝️ @VeBo1991
"WE ARE FROM THE GOVERNMENT AND WE’RE HERE TO HELP YOU" 💔😡FEMA helicopter intentionally flew low over a volunteer supply drop zone because the volunteers REFUSED to let FEMA confiscate their supplies…ANGRY YET ? 🔥👇👇🔥

https://tinyurl.com/yta6ddnr
14 seconds

Lake Investor @Lake_Investor 13h Replying to @NCNationalGuard
Anyone who's worked in aviation for a minute... Wouldn't agree with you. You turned off your transponder, there was no landing area or ground crew. The statement comes late. Nothing in your response seems remotely believable. The optics make it look intentionally done.

Lunden @lunden3 13h Replying to @NCNationalGuard
Seems like a qualified pilot and crew would know not to try and land on top of ez-up canopies, boxes of supplies, vehicles, and people. You guys seriously going to try and tell us they were trying to land to drop off supplies and didn’t see there was no spot to land? 😑

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 09, 2024 08:41 PM (CEzQx)

94 *in new persona of Buddy Lemon Davis, plays "St. James Infirmary" on concertina*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 09, 2024 08:41 PM (U1w17)

95 Sticky Liver Smith

*uncorks more hooch*

I'm working on it.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at October 09, 2024 08:41 PM (hCzfy)

96 My power is still on in this hurricane. I'm astonished. You can hear the howl of the wind, power is on, everything's up.

Posted by: Locarno at October 09, 2024 08:41 PM (yBChP)

97 Idaho Pancreas Wittgenstein

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 09, 2024 08:42 PM (v6JzV)

98 700K people without power so far in FLA.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 09, 2024 08:42 PM (mH6SG)

99 When that happens, the NCNG takes it very seriously and are committed to addressing and correcting any issues to prevent future occurrences
Posted by: andycanuck

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Deep breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2024 08:44 PM (WXNFJ)

100 100

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at October 09, 2024 08:45 PM (U1w17)

101 Just my stage name, honey.

Posted by: Old Fingers Franklin at October 09, 2024 08:46 PM (i0F8b)

102 They pulled off pretty quick, looks like a case of dumbassery more than malign intent.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 09, 2024 08:47 PM (Qts0j)

103 When that happens, the NCNG takes it very seriously and are committed to addressing and correcting any issues to prevent future occurrences
Posted by: andycanuck

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Deep breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2024 08:44 PM (WXNFJ)

Taking the NCNG spokesperson at their word, it probably was a significant brainfart. No one in NC, official or otherwise, is going to deliberately piss on NC mountain folk. Except, maybe, King Roy Cooper.

Posted by: mrp at October 09, 2024 08:47 PM (rj6Yv)

104 The Once and Future President's blues name is
Old Fingers Franklin.

His VP-to-be is
Boney Legs Jenkins

The current "President" would be
Hollerin' Fingers McGee

Posted by: Old Liver Franklin with a beat-up ol' six-string at October 09, 2024 08:48 PM (bqxS+)

105 >The Once and Future President's blues name is Old Fingers Franklin.

Heh, still grabbing at his age.

Posted by: davidt at October 09, 2024 08:49 PM (i0F8b)

106 Looks like a huge irritated pimple.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 09, 2024 08:49 PM (17l0u)

107 So Kamala Harris is Curly Rivers?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2024 08:49 PM (rYTXp)

108 A very likable team.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Agee and congrats. Family member in the organization so rooting for them here too.

Posted by: scampydog at October 09, 2024 08:50 PM (cETho)

109 106 Looks like a huge irritated pimple.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 09, 2024

Ew. On that note - shower time!

Posted by: Piper at October 09, 2024 08:51 PM (p4NUW)

110 I guess the NG Helo pilot and crew were just part of FEMA’s conspiracy to confiscate supplies and intentionally cause damage to rescue efforts and possibly rescue workers. That’s a bridge too far for me to believe .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 09, 2024 08:51 PM (D6PGr)

111 If anybody sees the commander of the IRGC's Quds Force, please let us know. He's still missing. While you're at it, if you see the Marshmallow Mullah's successor, report that too. He's also apparently MIA.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 09, 2024 08:52 PM (GcNJ2)

112 109 106 Looks like a huge irritated pimple.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 09, 2024

Ew. On that note - shower time!

Posted by: Piper at October 09, 2024 08:51 PM (p4NUW)

Pics or...

Wait. NM.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 09, 2024 08:53 PM (17l0u)

113 SUMMARY OF 830 PM EDT..INFORMATION
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LOCATION...27.3N 82.6W
ABOUT 5 MI. W OF SARASOTA FLORIDA
ABOUT 115 MI. SW OF ORLANDO FLORIDA
MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...120 MPH
PRESENT MOVEMENT...ENE OR 60 DEGREES AT 15 MPH
MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...954 MB...28.17 INCHES

Posted by: Braenyard at October 09, 2024 08:53 PM (Qts0j)

114
One of the funniest videos I've ever seen was the helicopter "rescue" of the poor bastard getting air-lifted in a stretcher.

The dangling stretcher started to spin, and that's when hilarity ensued. The spinning got faster and faster.

It was like a scene out of Airplane!

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 09, 2024 08:54 PM (CvEXk)

115 Kamala's constant commercials seem to be turning minority males off. If trump wins 2024 corporate establishment democrats who protect you conservatives from the re-education camps will be run out of leadership in democrat party. In 2028 left takes over democrat party from donor class and starts loading up the cattle cars!

Posted by: raimondo at October 09, 2024 08:54 PM (Mtq7t)

116 My wife's tarded and she flies helicopters for the North Carolina National Guard! Just cause you're tarded doesn't mean you can't have a kickass life!

Posted by: Dr. Lexus at October 09, 2024 08:54 PM (8vw5b)

117 Milton heading toward Orlando. Isn't that where Disney is?

Posted by: davidt at October 09, 2024 08:55 PM (i0F8b)

118 Ugly Harp Dupree. My Harp is magnificent, and folks love to suck and blow it.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 09, 2024 08:55 PM (fY84s)

119 This Blues Name chart is a most wondrous amusement. Let me take a look - Werner Stipetić Herzog (Ja, I never use my middle name - would you with a moniker like Stipetić? It sounds like some eldritch conjuration, and being a Kraut suggests that such speculation may not be as far from being true as one might hope)....okay, got it. Werner's Blues name is Screamin' Bad Boy Rivers. That is awesome and much to be desired, such that....nein, Werner is not going to lie to you, that one sucks. Screamin' is a good starting point, and all who have met him know that Werner is, on occasion, a Bad Boy, so he is good with Screamin' Bad Boy. But the Rivers part? That one screams (heh) "insurance agent," or "Interior Design Consultant." Werner means no disrespect to either profession, as both are good, honest work, and necessary in a civilized society. But, as a whole, the name is suggestive of parental malpractice.

Werner envisions a C-Section delivery, in which the mother is anesthetized to the point of twilight sleep, and the father, having consumed way more Jim Beam than would be reasonable, or overindulged on amyl nitrate, answers uh...Screamin' Bad Boy, it's my mother's name.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at October 09, 2024 08:56 PM (tmPIh)

120 Brown Back Bailey

Posted by: Accomack at October 09, 2024 08:57 PM (tLPHV)

121
HAHAHAHA, I can't stop laughing.
Look at these incompetent nincompoops.

https://is.gd/hNr6kh

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 09, 2024 08:58 PM (482WN)

122 "President" Boney Dog McGee

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 09, 2024 09:00 PM (CEzQx)

123 21 Photo of the dog in the police cruiser, okay. [And the original video.]
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 09, 2024 08:20 PM (CEzQx)

That pup looked like a bull terrier. There are numerous rescue groups for BTs. Couldn’t see side view of head to verify, but BTs are wonderful pups, very loving dogs and dedicated to their person. Size looked like a miniature BT.

Posted by: EveR at October 09, 2024 09:02 PM (Z/h4+)

124 SRV would be Blind Dog Jenkins. Not bad.

Posted by: davidt at October 09, 2024 09:03 PM (i0F8b)

125 Old Killer Lips Franklin

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 09, 2024 09:05 PM (awTae)

126 121
HAHAHAHA, I can't stop laughing.
Look at these incompetent nincompoops.

https://is.gd/hNr6kh
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 09, 2024 08:58

'definitely passed out now'. LoL!

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 09, 2024 09:05 PM (/6GbT)

127 Looks like a huge irritated pimple.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Huge Irritated Pimple - worst blues name ever

Posted by: screaming in digital at October 09, 2024 09:06 PM (EaPW0)

128 Screaming’ Sugar Davis.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 09, 2024 09:06 PM (S6gqv)

129 56 We interrupt this thread to bring you this breaking news.

The New York Mets are going to the National League Championship Series.

We now return you to your normal programming.

omg we just laid down and DIED in this series!

congrats to the Mets. good luck the rest of the way!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 09, 2024 09:07 PM (s3qiR)

130 Why does that spinning bit happen?

Posted by: Accomack at October 09, 2024 09:08 PM (Y6Ecf)

131 Buddy Dog Thompkins. Scampydog.... Buddy dog. Sure, ok.

Posted by: scampydog at October 09, 2024 09:08 PM (cETho)

132 I missed the flaming skull!

so Kamala is cratering?

Posted by: Buddy "Legs" Washington at October 09, 2024 09:09 PM (/7KEl)

133 Why does that spinning bit happen?
Posted by: Accomack at October 09, 2024 09:08 PM (Y6Ecf)

Coriolis effect. You spin the opposite way in Australia.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 09, 2024 09:09 PM (guGkK)

134 Why does that spinning bit happen?

Coriolis Effect. Weasel can explain.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 09, 2024 09:10 PM (/y8xj)

135 Roman road laying two millenia, ours don't last 12 months...

Posted by: Skinny Gumbo MacGee, singing the Blues at October 09, 2024 09:10 PM (Rbu5d)

136
Looks like a huge irritated pimple.

That's my blues name.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2024 09:10 PM (63Dwl)

137 Huge Irritated Pimple - worst blues name ever
Posted by: screaming in digital

Bloody Painful Discharge is no better.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2024 09:10 PM (WXNFJ)

138
Why does that spinning bit happen?
Posted by: Accomack

I dunno.

Maybe Whig knows. Or Alberta Peon. They know a thing or two about a thing or two.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 09, 2024 09:10 PM (482WN)

139 Mine is Screamin' Sugar Lee. I might just change to that and start to sing.

Posted by: Wenda at October 09, 2024 09:10 PM (dmRlF)

140 Crap. I could have beaten Cicero if I hadn't had to spellcheck "Coriolis."

Posted by: Oddbob at October 09, 2024 09:11 PM (/y8xj)

141 Sticky Lemon Davis

Posted by: Lol, That Kan't Be Good at October 09, 2024 09:11 PM (wCQ1m)

142 31...That way they can track that bastard down and euthanize him
Posted by: browndog's a little pissed at October 09, 2024 08:23 PM (TTAGa)

I thought my idea of revoking their human card was good, but yours might be better.

Posted by: Skinny Gumbo MacGee, singing the Blues at October 09, 2024 09:13 PM (Rbu5d)

143 Kamala just checked for her blues singer name: Blithering Boneheaded Idiot.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 09, 2024 09:14 PM (xCA6C)

144 >Why does that spinning bit happen?

Maybe the rotor making the air adjacent spin.

Posted by: davidt at October 09, 2024 09:14 PM (i0F8b)

145 Now that we have everyone's initials, please enter your first pets name and the street you grew up on.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 09, 2024 09:15 PM (17l0u)

146 Suzie Dallas

Posted by: Don Black at October 09, 2024 09:16 PM (/7KEl)

147 You feel what Werner is saying, ja? Imagine scribbling that in on one's name tag at a professional convention, or a corporate retreat. Use initials, you say. Hell yes, Werner replies, Mama Herzog didn't raise no fools. But try living your life with that. Even as a Blues man, it brings shame and despair. It is like unto, let's see...ja, it is like being christened Mud Flap Heinrich von Kitty Litter. What would your wife, Mrs. Kitty Litter, call you? Muddy, babe, can you pick up some sugar and a baguette or two at Krogers? And also kill yourself, because none with such a name should live. And you would say, she has a point, and what is the best method to make an end-run into the Afterlife. Should you deliver the requested grocery items before driving over the edge of the local rock quarry with the deep tarn below it? It seems only right to do so, for you love your spouse, Christine "Kitty" von Kitty Litter, and she may have some major culinary project in mind. Is leaving a note a good idea? Tradition suggests it would be so. Something like, To the World, I apologize. My parents were not given to sensible thinking. Peace and Love to all, Mud Flap out.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at October 09, 2024 09:17 PM (tmPIh)

148 73 Better to have been unnecessarily prepared only because God had heard the millions of prayers.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at October 09, 2024 08:32 PM (D6PGr)

This^^^

Posted by: Skinny Gumbo MacGee, singing the Blues at October 09, 2024 09:18 PM (Rbu5d)

149 Now that we have everyone's initials, please enter your first pets name and the street you grew up on.

Posted by: AlaBAMA
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And your first car and maiden name of mom.

Posted by: scampydog hi NSA Bob at October 09, 2024 09:18 PM (cETho)

150 143 Kamala just checked for her blues singer name: Blithering Boneheaded Idiot.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 09, 2024 09:14 PM (xCA6C)

Dick riding ding a ling still works too!

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 09, 2024 09:19 PM (NMT5x)

151 Evenin' 'morons!

Posted by: CDR M at October 09, 2024 09:19 PM (vT30t)

152 150 143 Kamala just checked for her blues singer name: Blithering Boneheaded Idiot.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 09, 2024 09:14 PM (xCA6C)

Dick riding ding a ling still works too!
Posted by: haffhowershower at October 09, 2024 09:19 PM (NMT5x

Throat Warbler Jones

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 09, 2024 09:19 PM (17l0u)

153 Teddy Scheffer

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 09, 2024 09:20 PM (1FWWQ)

154 Hello Friends! Nice to see everyone again!

Posted by: ALH at October 09, 2024 09:21 PM (xJEPL)

155 Volkswagen Johnson

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 09, 2024 09:21 PM (1FWWQ)

156 >>congrats to the Mets. good luck the rest of the way!

Thanks. I didn't expect it. On paper this is not a great Mets team but they play hard. The Phillies had a great season and always play us tough.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2024 09:22 PM (iLPNt)

157 My jazz name is IsThisStillTheSameSong?HolyCrapJazzSucks

Posted by: Wally at October 09, 2024 09:22 PM (7h5xt)

158 Blues singin' Kamala used to work Beale Street in Memphis. No singing, just gagging.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 09, 2024 09:22 PM (gm9Sb)

159 Has anyone heard from Dave in FL? Is he safe and clear of the hurricane?

Posted by: Shenanigans at October 09, 2024 09:22 PM (wGun1)

160 Vote for Crease Cheese Hilton.
Don’t slip out on her!

Posted by: Eromero at October 09, 2024 09:23 PM (LHPAg)

161 The GSD reunion video looks like how my GSD reacts, every time my dad comes around.

Like pulling the pin on a grenade and tossing it...

Posted by: Buddy Dog Hopkins at October 09, 2024 09:24 PM (vGAkf)

162 Sleepy Sugar Rivers

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 09, 2024 09:25 PM (1FWWQ)

163 145 Now that we have everyone's initials, please enter your first pets name and the street you grew up on.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 09, 2024 09:15 PM (17l0u)

As if i used my real name...!

Posted by: Skinny Gumbo MacGee, singing the Blues at October 09, 2024 09:25 PM (Rbu5d)

164 137 Huge Irritated Pimple - worst blues name ever
Posted by: screaming in digital

Bloody Painful Discharge is no better.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2024 09:10 PM (WXNFJ)

I was there for the pregnancy and birth of all my kids, so I heard and learned a lot of things I didn't know. I told my wife then that there were two words I didn't want to hear together: mucus and plug.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 09, 2024 09:26 PM (NMT5x)

165 My Jazz name is Fat Liver Rivers. That sounds very unhealthy.

Posted by: ALH at October 09, 2024 09:26 PM (xJEPL)

166 Has anyone heard from Dave in FL? Is he safe and clear of the hurricane?
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He's going to the Texas MoMe; I don't know who talked to him last. Weasel maybe?

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 09, 2024 09:26 PM (CEzQx)

167 Definitely not blues, what did I stumble into? A metal BDSM all female band?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6B6tp_m9uY

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 09, 2024 09:27 PM (rYTXp)

168 I was there for the pregnancy and birth of all my kids, so I heard and learned a lot of things I didn't know. I told my wife then that there were two words I didn't want to hear together: mucus and plug.
Posted by: haffhowershower

I hear you - my Mom worked midnights as a Labor and Delivery Room nurse. You can't imagine the stories I heard as a kid at breakfast.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 09, 2024 09:29 PM (WXNFJ)

169 mucus and plug.
Posted by: haffhowershower at October 09, 2024 09:26 PM (

I don't even want to know what that is.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 09, 2024 09:30 PM (17l0u)

170 Boney Killer Davis

I'm bad... I'm nationwide

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 09, 2024 09:30 PM (Q4IgG)

171 Old Money Rivers.

I wish.

Posted by: eleven at October 09, 2024 09:30 PM (fV+MH)

172 I have to figure most of the big blue city people must be laughing pretty hard at the havoc being wreaked on the southeast right now.

That's ok. They should get their month, I suppose. The other eleven belong to us.

Posted by: Ol' "Killer Lips" Franklin at October 09, 2024 09:31 PM (awTae)

173 I hear you - my Mom worked midnights as a Labor and Delivery Room nurse. You can't imagine the stories I heard as a kid at breakfast.
Posted by: Tonypete at October
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Mine worked for a proctologist. I wish I could say i was joking.

Posted by: scampydog at October 09, 2024 09:31 PM (cETho)

174 "My Jazz name is Fat Liver Rivers. That sounds very unhealthy."

Maybe vegan is for some.

Posted by: eleven at October 09, 2024 09:31 PM (fV+MH)

175 >>>Now that we have everyone's initials, please enter your first pets name and the street you grew up on.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

>The IC already know the magnificence of my genitalia, so there is no steal-mode satellite tracking of my global positioning.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 09, 2024 09:32 PM (fY84s)

176 145 Now that we have everyone's initials, please enter your first pets name and the street you grew up on.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 09, 2024 09:15 PM (17l0u)

Like the 'what's your porn name?' bit. Those old ways of getting your personal information seem kind of quaint, don't they? Now people give that info out freely, in addition to having everything on your phone. And it's not a question of who has access to it, it's who doesn't?

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 09, 2024 09:33 PM (NMT5x)

177 Damn. The backend of Milton is not looking good as it rotates back towards land. Prayers up for those impacted.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 09, 2024 09:33 PM (mH6SG)

178 I've been eating at Popeyes Chicken lately. I've noticed they're introduced a ghost pepper chicken sandwich. Now I like spicy food but I'm reluctant to try that.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 09, 2024 09:34 PM (FfSAJ)

179 177 Damn. The backend of Milton is not looking good as it rotates back towards land. Prayers up for those impacted.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 09, 2024 09:33 PM (mH6SG)

2nd that big time.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 09, 2024 09:35 PM (NMT5x)

180 The worst part, of course, is that, once you have driven off the cliff of the quarry, with the Dukes of Hazzard playing in the background, is that you realize you could have changed your name through the good auspices of the American legal system. Damn, you think, I could have gotten rid of that confounded "Heinrich" middle name. Then would all have gone well. You are a moron, Mud Flap, you reproach yourself, as the impact takes place, and your crappy Kia begins its dive into Eternity.

Then you awake and realize that it was but a nightmare. Thank God, you tell yourself, Catfish Loincloth MacPossumslayer, your parents didn't give you such a screwed up name. Heinrich, ick, you ponder, such an unfortunate soul. Then you roll over, for there is still some time for ol'Loincloth to grab some zzzs.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at October 09, 2024 09:36 PM (tmPIh)

181 Now that we have everyone's initials, please enter your first pets name and the street you grew up on.
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And your first car and maiden name of mom.

By weird coincidence, all of those are the same.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 09, 2024 09:37 PM (/y8xj)

182 178 I've been eating at Popeyes Chicken lately. I've noticed they're introduced a ghost pepper chicken sandwich. Now I like spicy food but I'm reluctant to try that.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 09, 2024 09:34 PM (FfSAJ)

I haven't had it, but I would bring a 1/2 gallon of milk along just in case.

And you other guys and your Mom's jobs? You must have grown up with cast iron stomachs!

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 09, 2024 09:37 PM (NMT5x)

183 178 I've been eating at Popeyes Chicken lately. I've noticed they're introduced a ghost pepper chicken sandwich. Now I like spicy food but I'm reluctant to try that.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 09, 2024 09:34 PM (FfSAJ)

Whatsa matter, Col. Sanders? CHICKEN??

Posted by: Buddy Dog Hopkins at October 09, 2024 09:37 PM (vGAkf)

184 Me: Old Eyes Rivers

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 09, 2024 09:38 PM (RVGqF)

185 Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 09, 2024 09:34 PM (FfSAJ)

We keep Tums in both of our vehicles for occasional acid reflux.

Posted by: ALH at October 09, 2024 09:38 PM (xJEPL)

186 Ugly Bones Parker.

I think I'll write this on my TxMoMe name tag next week.

Posted by: Gref at October 09, 2024 09:38 PM (aBgBM)

187 Middle daughter has the best Blues Name of the fam:
Jailhouse Gumbo Jefferson
Although Toothless Dog McGee (Dad) is right up there...

Posted by: sal, who watches way too much TCM at October 09, 2024 09:39 PM (f+FmA)

188 Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at October 09, 2024 09:36 PM (tmPIh)

Yeah but how cool would it have been in high school to walk up to a girl and say, "you ready for the Heinrich maneuver baby?".

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 09, 2024 09:40 PM (NMT5x)

189 Damn, I misread the chart, correct one is Big Hammer Quimsmasher

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 09, 2024 09:42 PM (fiUiH)

190 Ooh! Late to the Cafe and what do you know? Llamas!!!!!!

Thank you - Thank you - Thank you.

Posted by: Carl Wheezer - Llama Pundit Extraordinaire at October 09, 2024 09:42 PM (qfLjt)

191 34 I can’t believe the number of Fox reporters standing out in this hurricane. One of them had a tree fall on their vehicle.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 09, 2024 08:23 PM (KbNdf)

I wonder if the big network reporters and their crew of producer, cameraman, gofer, and driver ever feel guilty about being well-supplied and driving around in an big air conditioned all-terrain van while reporting on disasters?

Posted by: Gref at October 09, 2024 09:44 PM (aBgBM)

192 OSINTdefender @sentdefender 15h
Brigadier General Esmail Qaani, the Commander of the Quds Force under the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRCG), is still considered Missing; with him not being seen at a Ceremony today where Brigadier General Amir Ali Hajizadeh, the Commander of the IRGC Aerospace Forces, was presented with the “Fath Medal” by Supreme-Leader Ali Khamenei. Though a Senior Advisor to the IRGC, Ebrahim Jabbari stated after the Ceremony that Qaani is in “Perfect Health” and will soon also receive the Medal.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 09, 2024 09:44 PM (CEzQx)

193 Misread it again, it’s Chip “Chaz” Smales-Worthington

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 09, 2024 09:45 PM (fiUiH)

194 Don't worry too much about the silly blues name game.

If you're a human being in this country who's made web searches contraindicated by various state agencies, you're on a watch list.

If you're a regular commenter at AoS, you're on a death list.

Posted by: Ol' "Killer Lips" Franklin at October 09, 2024 09:48 PM (awTae)

195 I was in the hospital room with my wife while she was in labor. That had a device attached to her that showed the onset of a contraction. I said, "Look Honey, here comes one". I heard," GET OUT" as a response. Went to the lounge and had coffee with the obstetrician.

Posted by: javems at October 09, 2024 09:49 PM (8I4hW)

196 Buddy Lemon Thompkins

Posted by: Bob from NSA at October 09, 2024 09:50 PM (FnneF)

197 Ugly Bad Boy Jefferson

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2024 09:52 PM (5WIH7)

198 NOOD ONT

Roger Ball

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 09, 2024 09:52 PM (FnneF)

199 Big Hopkins.

Posted by: The Chicken at October 09, 2024 09:52 PM (i0F8b)

200 And you other guys and your Mom's jobs? You must have grown up with cast iron stomachs!
Posted by: haffhowershower at October 09, 2024 09:37 PM (NMT5x)

When she worked as a nurse, Mom's favorite rotation was surgery. On the days he operated, she let Daddy describe anything interesting. It was all eyes, so not terribly gory.
Otherwise, she was a stickler for appropriate dinner conversation.

Posted by: sal, who watches way too much TCM at October 09, 2024 09:52 PM (f+FmA)

201 OSINTdefender @sentdefender 2h
Reports of several Israeli Airstrikes against a “Car Factory” within the Industrial District of the City of Homs, with Syrian Air Defenses said to have been Active.

Additional Israeli Airstrikes reported against the Hama Governorate in Northwestern Syria.

A Large Fire is burning at the Site of several Israeli Airstrikes earlier on the Homs Governorate of Western Syria, with a Car Plant within an Industrial Area said to have been Targeted.

https://tinyurl.com/bnvzsc8b
26 seconds; this reply though...

Ahmad Mustafa أحمد مصطفى @AFMustafa83 2h
Replying to @sentdefender
As per the man in the video, it is in superb Damascus not Homs [andy: 'suburb' meant I assume]

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 09, 2024 09:52 PM (CEzQx)

202 Posted by: haffhowershower

That would indeed be awesome. Unfortunately, Werner attended high school in Deutschland, where one expressed interest in a promising young lady by stalking a wild boar armed with nothing save a nine-inch knife, known as a Messer. After a savage battle, if you survived, you would bring her back the pelt of the creature with its head still attached. This you laid before her and performed what was known as the Bavarian Thriller. (your Michael Jackson stole some of our moves from that one) If she accepted your invitation to go out, she would don the pelt and parade around her friends, who would be stricken with envy, especially if the boar tusks were of a large size. Ah, the good memories, those were wonderful times, ach.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at October 09, 2024 09:56 PM (tmPIh)

203 ...If you're a regular commenter at AoS, you're on a death list.
Posted by: Ol' "Killer Lips" Franklin at October 09, 2024 09:48 PM (awTae)
===

Mrs. F. and I often debate if we are on the list because of me or because of her.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2024 09:56 PM (RIvkX)

204 Hate to miss the TXMOME. Again.

Mrs. Mahon really wants to see Fort Worth again. Me, I want to do some shooty stuff.

But, life happens. We are doing all right.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Jailhouse Bones Parker at October 09, 2024 09:56 PM (Ad8y9)

205 NOOD ONT

Posted by: ALH at October 09, 2024 09:58 PM (xJEPL)

206 The P-3 is a mighty fine aircraft. I miss that flying that plane.

Posted by: CDR M (Ret) at October 09, 2024 10:08 PM (vT30t)

207 What? Ugly Killer McGee, me?

Posted by: Anacleto Mitraglia at October 10, 2024 06:56 AM (zieOe)

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