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Dr. Ben Braddock
@GraduatedBen
Within 48 hours of the earthquake that struck Haiti in 2011, the 82nd Airborne had arrived from Fort Bragg, NC to Port-au-Prince to render aid.
It's been 135 hours and the DOD still haven't given dual status command for NC (they have for FL), still haven't sent the aerial assets and high-water vehicles from Fort Bragg that FEMA requested, the 81st is off on a training exercise, and the men from various units trying to get home to help their families in the disaster zone are being denied leave. It is a complete shame and disgrace. Heads should roll.

We had to burn the Constitution to save it:

Austria's "far right" -- which merely means "immigration restrictionist" now -- Freedom Party won the most votes in their parliamentary elections.

The Freedom Party secured the first far-right national parliamentary election victory in post-World War II Austria on Sunday, finishing ahead of the governing conservatives after tapping into anxieties about immigration, inflation, Ukraine and other issues. But its chances of governing were unclear.
Preliminary official results showed the Freedom Party finishing first with 29.2% of the vote and Chancellor Karl Nehammer's Austrian People's Party was second with 26.5%. The center-left Social Democrats were in third place with 21%. The outgoing government -- a coalition of Nehammer's party and the environmentalist Greens -- lost its majority in the lower house of parliament.
Herbert Kickl, a former interior minister and longtime campaign strategist who has led the Freedom Party since 2021, wants to be chancellor.

And what makes them "far-right"? What is their issue profile? Do they demand an end to civil rights? Pogroms against the Jews? Aggressive militarization?

No. They are motivated by government-caused inflation, the War in Urkaine, the lockdowns, and "worries about migration."

The far right has benefited from frustration over high inflation, the war in Ukraine and the COVID-19 pandemic. It has also built on worries about migration.

So that's what makes someone "far-right," huh? I'll be sure to suggest this for political advertisements.

The "Far Right" party supports a policy of "remigration" -- a nice way to say "send them back."

Tater, CNN's shameless spinner, is putting a nice spin on CNN's demand for $3.99 a month to read its "news," saying that this is a small price to play to "foot the bill for CNN's journalism."

CNN, one of the most popular news websites in the world, is starting to ask some of its visitors to pay $3.99 a month for access.
On Tuesday, the news organization is laying the first bricks in a so-called paywall that should, over time, help foot the bill for CNN's journalism around the world.
"Starting today, we are asking users in the United States to pay a small recurring fee for unlimited access to CNN.com's world-class articles," Alex MacCallum, CNN's executive vice president of digital products and services, wrote in an internal memo outlining the plan.
The average visitor to CNN's website, who may only read a few articles a month, will not be prompted to pay at this time. "Only after users consume a certain number of free articles will they be prompted to subscribe," MacCallum explained. "In addition to unlimited access to CNN.com's articles, subscribers will receive benefits like exclusive election features, original documentaries, a curated daily selection of our most distinctive journalism, and fewer digital ads."

How about, First You Will Blow Me?

Trump put out a statement on the chaos created by the San Francisco Town Pump and the decrepit vegetable Joe Biden:

"The World is on fire and spiraling out of control. We have no leadership, no one running the Country. We have a non-existent President in Joe Biden, and a completely absent Vice President, Kamala Harris, who is too busy fundraising in San Francisco, a City which she and Gavin Newscum totally destroyed, and staging fake photo ops. No one is in charge and it's not even clear who is more confused: Biden or Kamala. Neither has any idea what is even going on.
When I was President, Iran was in total check. They were starved for cash, fully contained, and desperate to make a deal. Kamala flooded them with American cash and, ever since, they've been exporting terror all over, and unraveling the Middle East.
Under 'President Trump,' we had NO WAR in the Middle East, NO WAR in Europe, and Harmony in Asia, No Inflation, No Afghanistan Catastrophe. Instead, we had PEACE. Now, War or the threat of War, is raging everywhere, and the two Incompetents running this Country are leading us to the brink of World War III. You wouldn't trust Joe or Kamala to run a lemonade stand, let alone lead the Free World.
It is no surprise that Iran desperately wants Kamala Harris to be President, because they know as long as she is in power, they can take advantage of America. That is why they have tried to target me.
If I was in charge, October 7th never happens, Russia/Ukraine never happens, Afghanistan Botched Withdrawal never happens, and Inflation never happens. If I win, we will have peace in the World again. If Kamala gets 4 more years, the World goes up in smoke."

Biden stumbled and slurred his way through his usual incoherent scripted remarks. Notice, once again, the man is utterly incapable of pronouncing consonant clusters, and slurs "national," for example, as "nashal." "Constant contact" becomes "consant contact."

This is the man that Kamala Harris assured us was completely in command.

Behold, your Master of Foreign Policy.

From July, just before the Pelosi-Obama Coup, when Biden was forced out of office, Biden aide Andrew Bates pronounced this about Biden:

Andrew Bates
@AndrewJBates46
To answer the question on everyone's minds: No, Joe Biden does not have a doctorate in foreign affairs.
He's just that fucking good.

Yes that's what we were all thinking, Andi with a little heart over the i.

I love that they've gone from wetting themselves over Trump's profanity to saying the f-word every other sentence to show their "authenticity" and "passion" to the workin' man.

Four years ago:

Kamala Harris
@KamalaHarris
Either the Trump Administration is angling for another disastrous war in the Middle East, or they've spent two years saber-rattling against Iran with no strategy and no endgame.
This president is making America weaker and less safe.
2:27 PM Jun 20, 2019

Here's the Dick-Riding Ding-a-Ling reading someone else's words and trying to appear "presidential." Still threading that line between pretending to oppose Iran's terrorism, and still giving hope to the Muslims of Dearborn, Michigan, that she'll declare Israel an enemy when, as Obama said to Soviet Prime Minister Medeyev, she has "more room to manuever."

🚨Kamala Harris is a pathetic laughingstock. We can never allow her to become the Commander-in-Chief:

60 Minutes: "What's the message to Iran?"

Kamala: "Don't."

60 Minutes: "As President Biden said, just don't."

Kamala: "Exactly. One word. Pretty straightforward." pic.twitter.com/Fz3fjrIxGH
— Steve Cortes (@CortesSteve) October 1, 2024

Iran took Kamala's fake "don't" the same way it was taken by Willie Brown's swollen dong.

Reporters are so smart. We should heed their wisdom.

Reporter asks if Iran intended to do damage with their nearly 200 missile attack.

Pentagon Press Secretary: "You don't launch that many missiles at a target without the intent of hitting something, so absolutely, their intent is to cause destruction." pic.twitter.com/9gJyBD0VP7
— Media Research Center (@theMRC) October 1, 2024

Jean-Pierre: "This administration has not lifted a single sanction on Iran."

That is literally not true.

They waived economic sanctions, which allowed Iran to gain north of $100B in oil wealth and allowed them to access $10B of frozen funds from Iraq.pic.twitter.com/Y5VnZBeDXl
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) October 1, 2024

Lindsey Graham has the incredible habit of always dividing the right by proposing the most extremist actions possible. Like insisting congress outlaw abortion. Almost as if he's a Secret Democrat Plant. https://t.co/iUdd9aQ3fy
— Ace of Spades (@AceofSpadesHQ) October 1, 2024

Once again, Lindsey Graham deliberately upsets a tenuous peace between the two wings of the GOP, just before an election.

The GOP is divided three ways: Hardcore America Firsters, who wrongly take even rhetorical support for Israel to be some kind of a plot to put American troops on the border with Gaza, bloodthirsty Chicken Hawk neocons who want to invade All the Places, and then people like me, and many others, who want America to restrict its overseas adventures while still also wanting to support allies attacked by terrorists.

Lindsey Graham has deliberately provoked America Firsters, who can now point to his words to say, "See? Neocons really do want America to serve as Israel's hireling foreign army!"

And he does this on purpose. He did this before the congressional elections of 2022, if memory serves, stepping on the GOP's line that we're not going to nationalize the abortion question, but leave it to the states, by saying "Hell yeah we're going to nationalize it, Congress must pass a law outlawing abortion everywhere in all cases!"

And mind you: This is an obvious social liberal who does not believe a word of this.

So why did he say it? The same reason he now proposes firing American missiles into Iran: To help the Democrat-Media Party, of which he is a not-so-secret member.

This is not an accident. He keeps doing the same thing, usually on the eve of an election. He opens up fights in the GOP that most have agreed to temporarily paper over for the purposes of an election-eve united front, and hands talking points to the Democrat-Media Party.

Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence.

The third time it's Democrats having a stack of kompromat on Graham thicker than Liz Cheney's floppy grundle.

Posted by: Ace at 06:18 PM

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Posted by: A dude in MI at October 01, 2024 06:19 PM (/6GbT)

2 New PDT ad on security:
[Approved message]
https://tinyurl.com/4usxs777
30 seconds

Breaking911 @Breaking911
NEW TRUMP AD AFTER ATTACK ON ISRAEL: "America doesn't need another TikTok performer."
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As above.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 06:22 PM (CEzQx)

3 I was wondering if Lindsey Graham was going to float another Abortion Ban...

fuck that bundle of sticks.

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2024 06:23 PM (YE0Sv)

4 Max Meyer @mualphaxi 3h
Harold Daggett, the ILA boss who pledged to "cripple" the United States, owns a 76-foot yacht, a Bentley, and gets paid over $900,000.

He was acquitted on RICO charges after the main witness against him, mobster Lawrence Ricci, was found decomposing in a car trunk in New Jersey.

@amuse @amuse 2h
STRIKE: The man holding the American economy hostage is a mob-connected fat cat. He's been connected to the Genovese crime family and indicted by the DOJ for racketeering twice - he was able to beat the rap because co-defendants and witnesses keep getting murdered. Daggett opposes port automation because it would cut into his almost $1M annual income.

Longshoreman strike in Iran too??
OSINTdefender @sentdefender 11m
Gas Station across Iran are said to have Miles-Long Lines, as Iranian rush to get Gas before an Israeli Attack that may Target the Iranian Oil Industry.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 06:23 PM (CEzQx)

5 The left sure does love the Constitution...it sure makes fine toilet paper to them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 06:23 PM (ynpvh)

6 And yet, Miss Lindsey and Turtle soldier on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 01, 2024 06:23 PM (PDf99)

7 Floppy Grundle..LOL.. Don't know what it is but it's funny

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2024 06:23 PM (IyPmt)

8 "Don't" is pretty damn pithy for Kamala.

And it worked!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 01, 2024 06:24 PM (vtRd1)

9 Tim Walz @Tim_Walz Sep 29
All gas, no brakes. We’ll sleep when we’re dead.

Let’s make the next 37 days count:
secure.actblue.com/donate/so…

BowTied Hypnotist | Brain-Hacking @BowTiedTrance 18h
Is "all gas, no brakes" really the visual you want to evoke when you've had a DUI arrest?
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And a corrupt ActBlue donation link!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 06:24 PM (CEzQx)

10 They must have pics of Graham blowing Barney Frank or something.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2024 06:24 PM (imCDr)

11 7 Floppy Grundle..LOL.. Don't know what it is but it's funny
Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2024 06:23 PM (IyPmt)

I think it's 'limp dick', Donna.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 01, 2024 06:25 PM (PDf99)

12 Collin Rugg @CollinRugg 5h
NEW: MSNBC panelist Eddie Glaude nearly starts crying on live air, says Kamala Harris needs to win to protect babies and so children don't get bombed.

Glaude was so emotional that Missouri Sen. Claire McCaskill had to tell him to take deep breaths.

“[Harris] needs to bust him in his mouth. I’m saying it like that because he’s dangerous. He’s dangerous to particular people."

"We got to keep this troglodyte out of office because if he comes in, our babies are gonna be in danger because, remember, we know children are gonna grow up with the memory of having to not go to school for the threat of bombs, and somebody told them that their moms and dads eat cats and dogs."

"I’ll get myself together, Claire."

“Okay, take a minute. Deep breath,” McCaskill said.

These people are nuts.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 06:25 PM (CEzQx)

13
I think it's 'limp dick', Donna.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 01, 2024 06:25 PM (PDf99)

Even funnier

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2024 06:26 PM (IyPmt)

14
Seriously, Ace, blackmail Miss Lindsey? For what? Is there any depraved act anybody believes he's incapable of having committed?

Posted by: Auspex at October 01, 2024 06:26 PM (j4U/Z)

15 Hot enough for ya??
Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 40m
The IDF eliminated the terrorist Dhu al-Faqar Hinawi, Commander of the "Imam Husayn" Division.

Hinawi enlisted in the Hezbollah terrorist organization and served in several roles, including Head of Engineering in the Aziz Unit and the Head of Hezbollah in the Aleppo region. He was later appointed as Commander of the “Imam Husayn” Division, with the full authorization of Qassem Soleimani and Hassan Nasrallah.

The "Imam Husayn" Division advances terrorist operations intended to harm Israeli civilians.

The IDF will continue operating to degrade the capabilities of any terrorist organization that threatens the State of Israel.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 06:26 PM (CEzQx)

16 The grundle is the underside of your ballsack / taint region, I believe.

Late 80s Skater lingo.

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2024 06:26 PM (YE0Sv)

17 Me: I tripped and hurt my leg.

Media: Your left leg or your far right leg?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2024 06:26 PM (LkLld)

18 Ow My Balls!

And

Ow My Grundle!

are pretty much interchangeable.

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2024 06:27 PM (YE0Sv)

19 Here's the Dick-Riding Ding-a-Ling reading someone else's words and trying to appear "presidential."

Point of order: She never actually rode my dick. She just sucked it whenever she needed a job.

Posted by: Willie Brown at October 01, 2024 06:28 PM (vtRd1)

20 18 Ow My Balls!

And

Ow My Grundle!

are pretty much interchangeable.

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2024 06:27 PM (YE0Sv)

I thought Grundle was that monster from Beowulf...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 06:28 PM (ynpvh)

21 Current Report @Currentreport1 1h
Iran brings joy to Palestinians in Gaza.

Across Gaza, young people, children, and adults celebrate and take pleasure in Iran's retaliatory strike against Israel.

Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 35m
The only known death from today’s Iranian missile attack is Sameh Al Asali, a Palestinian man in Jericho, originally from Gaza.

Aurora Intel @AuroraIntel 38m
Multiple casualties being reported in Jordan due to fallen missile debris. [andy: earlier report said hits in Amman.]

Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 18m
Today’s “achievements” of the Iranian terrorist regime:
➡️ 1 Palestinian killed in Jericho.
➡️ Several casualties in Jordan.

Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 1h
⚠️Graphic: Today, Iran’s terrorist regime killed a Palestinian man in Jericho.

One of the missiles launched from Iran toward Israel fell directly on a Palestinian man in Jericho. He was born in Gaza.
https://tinyurl.com/4d8cd8s4
5 seconds; not pleasant

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 06:28 PM (CEzQx)

22 19 Here's the Dick-Riding Ding-a-Ling reading someone else's words and trying to appear "presidential."

Point of order: She never actually rode my dick. She just sucked it whenever she needed a job.

Posted by: Willie Brown at October 01, 2024 06:28 PM (vtRd1)

She not only coordinated the mayoral staff, but also coordinated mayoral balls.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 06:29 PM (ynpvh)

23 Seriously, Ace, blackmail Miss Lindsey? For what? Is there any depraved act anybody believes he's incapable of having committed?
Posted by: Auspex at October 01, 2024 06:26 PM (j4U/Z)
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It's insane that politicians are so dirty that even blackmail holds no sway over them. They are incapable of any kind of shame or humility or regret.

They *know* to the core of their being that they are untouchable.

It's liberating in a way, I suppose.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 01, 2024 06:29 PM (BpYfr)

24 Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 35m
The only known death from today’s Iranian missile attack is Sameh Al Asali, a Palestinian man in Jericho, originally from Gaza.

God has a sense of humor.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2024 06:30 PM (imCDr)

25 Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 35m
The only known death from today’s Iranian missile attack is Sameh Al Asali, a Palestinian man in Jericho, originally from Gaza.

He reportedly commented, "oof."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 01, 2024 06:30 PM (vtRd1)

26 One of the missiles launched from Iran toward Israel fell directly on a Palestinian man in Jericho. He was born in Gaza.
https://tinyurl.com/4d8cd8s4
5 seconds; not pleasant
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 06:28 PM (CEzQx)
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But still damn funny...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 01, 2024 06:30 PM (BpYfr)

27 Dont!

Stop!

Dont.

Ohh, Willie baby that sho feels fine.

Don't stop!

Posted by: Kamala at October 01, 2024 06:30 PM (Aqu9a)

28 26 One of the missiles launched from Iran toward Israel fell directly on a Palestinian man in Jericho. He was born in Gaza.
https://tinyurl.com/4d8cd8s4
5 seconds; not pleasant
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 06:28 PM (CEzQx)
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But still damn funny...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 01, 2024 06:30 PM (BpYfr)

It kinda fell flat.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 06:31 PM (ynpvh)

29 Dick-Riding Ding-a-Ling
......

election night song:

Ding-Dong
the witch is dead
Which old witch?
The wicked witch!

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 06:31 PM (v0R5T)

30 Andi "with the little heart over the i" is Andrew Sullivan. Don't you go making that little bitch get all butthurt about co-opting his name.

Posted by: Roy at October 01, 2024 06:31 PM (z+ik4)

31 Lucky you guys don't have anyone serving overseas in war zones [cackle; cackle]:

OSINTdefender @sentdefender 1h
The Islamic Resistance in Iraq, a Coalition of Iranian-Backed Paramilitary Groups in both Iraq and Syria, has now stated that they will launch Attacks on U.S. Bases in Iraq and across the Region, if the United States participates in an Israeli Attack against Iran.
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BTW, there was a MANPAD rocket attack on a U.S.-Iraq base last night.

Also, Kamala read a BS, under-2-minutes statement and left without taking any questions.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 06:31 PM (CEzQx)

32 "Starting today, we are asking users in the United States to pay a small recurring fee for unlimited access to CNN.com's world-class articles,"

Their ratings are in the shitter. Advertisers aren't paying the rates they want for their crappy programming, so they need to try to gouge the rubes who watch. The bottom is falling out.

Posted by: huerfano at October 01, 2024 06:32 PM (VGOMa)

33 Every cloud has a silver lining.

Young Hezbollah Recruit Can’t Believe He's Already Made Regional Manager

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From the Bee.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 01, 2024 06:32 PM (L/fGl)

34 Also, Kamala read a BS, under-2-minutes statement and left without taking any questions.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 06:31 PM (CEzQx)

So Presidential

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2024 06:32 PM (IyPmt)

35 32 "Starting today, we are asking users in the United States to pay a small recurring fee for unlimited access to CNN.com's world-class articles,"

Their ratings are in the shitter. Advertisers aren't paying the rates they want for their crappy programming, so they need to try to gouge the rubes who watch. The bottom is falling out.

Posted by: huerfano at October 01, 2024 06:32 PM (VGOMa)

You can't even line a bird cage with it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 06:33 PM (ynpvh)

36 BTW, there was a MANPAD rocket attack on a U.S.-Iraq base last night.

Scary. But tell me more about these man pads.

Posted by: Tampon Timmy at October 01, 2024 06:33 PM (vtRd1)

37 "Don't" is pretty damn pithy for Kamala.

And it worked!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
.....

It's BRAT

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 06:33 PM (v0R5T)

38 34 Also, Kamala read a BS, under-2-minutes statement and left without taking any questions.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 06:31 PM (CEzQx)

So Presidential

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2024 06:32 PM (IyPmt)

I Stuflememldg Agree--Joe Biden

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 06:33 PM (ynpvh)

39 >>This is not an accident. He keeps doing the same thing, usually on the eve of an election. He opens up fights in the GOP that most have agreed to temporarily paper over for the purposes of an election-eve united front, and hands talking points to the Democrat-Media Party.

I honestly think the media goes to Graham and feeds him the policy to promote. They understand what the Left needs, and what would scuttle the Right, and they go to him as a willing dupe and tell him what to say, and he says it thinking he is being bold and getting big new coverage.
I think they used McCain the same way.

Posted by: Big Oak at October 01, 2024 06:33 PM (Kc3Ol)

40 Every cloud has a silver lining.

Young Hezbollah Recruit Can’t Believe He's Already Made Regional Manager

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From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 01, 2024 06:32 PM (L/fGl)

I think someone on the staff is a Moron.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 01, 2024 06:34 PM (vtRd1)

41 33 Every cloud has a silver lining.

Young Hezbollah Recruit Can’t Believe He's Already Made Regional Manager

-
From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 01, 2024 06:32 PM (L/fGl)

And to think he just started working in the mailroom when that parcel post shipment of pagers arrived.

Posted by: Roy at October 01, 2024 06:34 PM (z+ik4)

42 Start over with the original Constitution, dump every amendment after its post date.

Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2024 06:34 PM (fwDg9)

43 Michael Steele @MichaelSteele 18h [Hot Air's and NRO's choice for Party President way back then!]
In case folks forgot what Trump did to FEMA’s relief fund; but you remember, don’t you, Donald? You also remember what you did when North Carolina was seeking relief after Hurricane Matthew hit in 2016—you gave them 1% of what they requested. So perhaps you can sit on your BS concern about “our fellow citizens crying out in need.”

Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando 5h
Hi Michael, Biden has been using FEMA funds to house illegal immigrants all over the country his entire Presidency.

It’s called the Shelter and Services program.

$941 million in 2023 and 2024 alone.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 06:34 PM (CEzQx)

44 I did a web search for Helene Aid. Half the hits were CNN articles on "Fake Trump claim that Biden is not providing aid". Heh, I took that asTrump just had to make a few tweets or posts and the deep state was prodded into doing one of their primary duties.

But I'm still plenty mad that it takes election season and a candidate Trump to get them there. And Ace's opening bit shows that the DOD is still slow walking. That is shameful.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 01, 2024 06:35 PM (UKUm3)

45 Buttyplug has more integrity than Graham.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 01, 2024 06:35 PM (Z8Yh2)

46 43 Michael Steele @MichaelSteele 18h [Hot Air's and NRO's choice for Party President way back then!]
In case folks forgot what Trump did to FEMA’s relief fund; but you remember, don’t you, Donald? You also remember what you did when North Carolina was seeking relief after Hurricane Matthew hit in 2016—you gave them 1% of what they requested. So perhaps you can sit on your BS concern about “our fellow citizens crying out in need.”

Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando 5h
Hi Michael, Biden has been using FEMA funds to house illegal immigrants all over the country his entire Presidency.

It’s called the Shelter and Services program.

$941 million in 2023 and 2024 alone.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 06:34 PM (CEzQx)

Michael Steele can suck Big Mike's dick. He'd probably enjoy it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 06:35 PM (ynpvh)

47 Kamala Harris is a pathetic laughingstock. We can never allow her to become the Commander-in-Chief

Way ahead of you.

Posted by: Continuity of Government at October 01, 2024 06:35 PM (xu4vb)

48
The "Far Right" party supports a policy of "remigration" -- a nice way to say "send them back."

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"Decolonization' FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 01, 2024 06:35 PM (RxYPQ)

49
Aye, 'tis true Trump did not win the debate. That's because there was no "debate" to "win."

What we all saw that night was not a debate, it was a PRESS CONFERENCE.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2024 06:35 PM (2dCSr)

50 https://tinyurl.com/4d8cd8s4
5 seconds; not pleasant
.....

Then why did I smile?
It appears those checkered towels don't make very good helmets.

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 06:36 PM (v0R5T)

51 >>Start over with the original Constitution, dump every amendment after its post date.

Based Originalist.

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2024 06:36 PM (YE0Sv)

52 I think it knocked his shoe right off.

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 06:36 PM (v0R5T)

53
Tonight's "debate" will be a debate? Or will it be a Press Conference between nambla-endorsed tim walz and CBS fake "news," with J.D. Vance on "trial?"

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2024 06:37 PM (2dCSr)

54 Don't or I shall say don't again!

Posted by: Que Mala! at October 01, 2024 06:37 PM (FHiG2)

55 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_38SWIIKITE

Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2024 06:38 PM (/7KEl)

56 53
Tonight's "debate" will be a debate? Or will it be a Press Conference between nambla-endorsed tim walz and CBS fake "news," with J.D. Vance on "trial?"

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2024 06:37 PM (2dC

probably a little of both

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2024 06:38 PM (IyPmt)

57 Dr. Ben Braddock
@GraduatedBen
Within 48 hours of the earthquake that struck Haiti in 2011, the 82nd Airborne had arrived from Fort Bragg, NC to Port-au-Prince to render aid.

It's been 135 hours...

Even if the feralgov commies didn't hate Appalachia, I seriously doubt the current DIEtards "leading" our military could get going in less than a week.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 06:38 PM (FnneF)

58 >>>a stack of kompromat on Graham thicker than Liz Cheney's floppy grundle

ewwwwww

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 06:38 PM (VnUSN)

59 If you're going to go to the expense of building a missile, it seems worth the extra few bucks to equip it with a warhead.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 01, 2024 06:39 PM (vtRd1)

60 Is anyone listening to Miss Lindsey anymore? He won't change a single mind, nor influence a single vote.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 01, 2024 06:39 PM (hjMYN)

61 It kinda fell flat.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
.......

Right out of left field.

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

62 2 New PDT ad on security:
[Approved message]
https://tinyurl.com/4usxs777
30 seconds

Breaking911 @Breaking911
NEW TRUMP AD AFTER ATTACK ON ISRAEL: "America doesn't need another TikTok performer."
===
As above.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 06:22 PM (CEzQx)

How great is that!

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 06:40 PM (VnUSN)

63 Reporter asks if Iran intended to do damage with their nearly 200 missile attack.

---------------

Was that the guy from The Babylon Bee?

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 01, 2024 06:40 PM (RxYPQ)

64 Ridvan Aydemir | Apostate Prophet @ApostateProphet 4h
The "innocent civilians" of Gaza who have been "genocided" are celebrating.

https://tinyurl.com/ye7b4ysn
21 seconds

Avi Yemini @OzraeliAvi 44m
Notice how they're always dancing when they think terrorism is working

And crying for the camera when the response comes

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 06:40 PM (CEzQx)

65 Lindsey is always fantasizing about having his "oil refinery" hit and hit hard by "missiles".

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at October 01, 2024 06:41 PM (9aVck)

66 A Grundle is exactly what it sounds like. I would be more specific if I didn't have one.

Posted by: javems at October 01, 2024 06:41 PM (8I4hW)

67 63 Reporter asks if Iran intended to do damage with their nearly 200 missile attack.

---------------

Was that the guy from The Babylon Bee?

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 01, 2024 06:40 PM (RxYPQ)

They were sending XXXs and OOOs to their favorite friends, the Jews, of course. They just LOVE them some Jews, those Muzzie Iraniacs.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 06:41 PM (ynpvh)

68 CNN. Snort.

You couldn't pay me $3.99 a month to read their bilge.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 01, 2024 06:42 PM (Qt4kF)

69 65 Lindsey is always fantasizing about having his "oil refinery" hit and hit hard by "missiles".

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at October 01, 2024 06:41 PM (9aVck)

That sounds rather crude.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 06:42 PM (ynpvh)

70 Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid 2h
🚨 Breaking: 5 Iranian Revolutionary Guards forces were killed and at least 12 injured in the explosion of a ballistic missile during launch.

Result so far:
🇮🇱 0 Israelis killed
🇵🇸 1 Palestinian killed
🇮🇷 5 Iranians killed

Well done Iran 🙄

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 06:43 PM (CEzQx)

71 I'd love to see the cowardly ayatollahs hiding and waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 01, 2024 06:43 PM (vtRd1)

72 71 I'd love to see the cowardly ayatollahs hiding and waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 01, 2024 06:43 PM (vtRd1)

I'd love to see them filmed dying in drag while trying to escape from Jewmaggedon...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 06:43 PM (ynpvh)

73 66 A Grundle is exactly what it sounds like. I would be more specific if I didn't have one.
Posted by: javems at October 01, 2024 06:41 PM (8I4hW)

Didn't know what it was.. I thought it was a wattle like under your chin like Liz Cheney

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2024 06:43 PM (IyPmt)

74 69 65 Lindsey is always fantasizing about having his "oil refinery" hit and hit hard by "missiles".

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at October 01, 2024 06:41 PM (9aVck)

That sounds rather crude.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 06:42 PM (ynpvh)

Lubricious.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 01, 2024 06:44 PM (PiwSw)

75 you can't make an omelet without burning a few constitutions.

Posted by: anachronda at October 01, 2024 06:44 PM (sGtp+)

76 68 CNN. Snort.

You couldn't pay me $3.99 a month to read their bilge.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 01, 2024 06:42 PM (Qt4kF)

How about if you only PRETEND to read it? I mean, they pretend to publish news, after all.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 06:44 PM (ynpvh)

77 71 I'd 71 I'd love to see the cowardly ayatollahs hiding and waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 01, 2024 06:43 PM (vtRd1)

By shoe you mean 83 10,000 lb bombs right?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 01, 2024 06:45 PM (uBBbP)

78 The third time it's Democrats having a stack of kompromat on Graham thicker than Liz Cheney's floppy grundle.

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Epstein AND Diddy vids?

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 01, 2024 06:45 PM (O2xWH)

79 75 you can't make an omelet without burning a few constitutions.

Posted by: anachronda at October 01, 2024 06:44 PM (sGtp+)

Like you can't ride a bicycle with out a fish.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 06:46 PM (ynpvh)

80 one look at pdiddy and you know he is...what he is exposed to be. just look at that ugly mug.

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 06:46 PM (V13WU)

81 Until certain people are "at risk" of being "uncomfortable," nothing will change. That may, or may not be happening.

I'd rather not "hope" that events work out. I'd rather there be a definitive point where this happens. All at once. Shock and awe.

A "wiping of the table" as it were.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 01, 2024 06:46 PM (Q4IgG)

82 Epstein AND Diddy vids?
Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 01, 2024 06:45 PM (O2xWH)

I doubt it. Nobody wants to have Lindsey Graham at their party.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 01, 2024 06:46 PM (vtRd1)

83 I ask this in all seriousness:

Why would you name your newborn baby boy Lindsey?

Sue is a more masculine name. Jeepers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 01, 2024 06:46 PM (Ad8y9)

84 61 It kinda fell flat.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
.......

Right out of left field.
Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

Does this ballistic missile tail piece make me look flat?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 01, 2024 06:47 PM (uBBbP)

85 "Epstein AND Diddy vids?"

Probably more like a video of Epstein and Diddy doing an "Eiffel Tower" with Miss Lindsey as the base.

Posted by: PabloD at October 01, 2024 06:47 PM (brcbf)

86 "In addition to unlimited access to CNN.com's articles, subscribers will receive benefits like exclusive election features, original documentaries, a curated daily selection of our most distinctive journalism, and fewer digital ads."

Hear that? For just $3.99 a month, you can be professionally lied to and no longer see ads for Brian Stelter's "Toss Tater's Salad!" game. What a deal!

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 01, 2024 06:47 PM (CwhoI)

87 I'd 71 I'd love to see the cowardly ayatollahs hiding and waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 01, 2024 06:43 PM (vtRd1)

By shoe you mean 83 10,000 lb bombs right?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 01, 2024 06:45 PM (uBBbP)

--------------

Old & Busted: Mother Of All Bombs.
New Hotness: Shoeprint Of All Bombs.

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 01, 2024 06:48 PM (O2xWH)

88 Excuse me Iran, I'm speaking now.

Don't.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 01, 2024 06:48 PM (T8FEl)

89 83 I ask this in all seriousness:

Why would you name your newborn baby boy Lindsey?

Sue is a more masculine name. Jeepers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 01, 2024 06:46 PM (Ad8y9)

"English surname meaning "Marshlands of Lincolnshire"
"Marshlands of Lincolnshire"

Perfect for a swamp-dweller.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 06:48 PM (ynpvh)

90 I can't speak for anyone else, but I know that I can't wait to pay CNN $3.99 a month to watch what I don't watch for free now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 01, 2024 06:48 PM (vtRd1)

91 During the Soviet USSR their constitution was clearly superior to ours but theirs was largely a fiction. An agreed upon fiction.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 01, 2024 06:49 PM (MeG8a)

92
Jeez, the 'Republican with a Conscience' act goes back to Harold Stasson. There are more characters playing that grift now than you'd need to field a MLB team.

Posted by: Auspex at October 01, 2024 06:49 PM (j4U/Z)

93 Probably more like a video of Epstein and Diddy doing an "Eiffel Tower" with Miss Lindsey as the base.

Posted by: PabloD at October 01, 2024 06:47 PM (brcbf)

-------------

* snort *

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 01, 2024 06:49 PM (O2xWH)

94 Reporter asks if Iran intended to do damage with their nearly 200 missile attack.

The media really is just this stupid.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2024 06:50 PM (W/lyH)

95 Open Source Intel @Osint613 9h
IDF completely took over this Hezbollah tunnel and position.

Zero resistance. Wild footage.

https://tinyurl.com/35brfb87
2:04 minutes; and all they found were schoolbooks and teddy bears!

Not really.

Would any Hebrew-speakers translate what rifles those are that I assume are discussed along with the rockets and hand grenades??

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 06:50 PM (CEzQx)

96 >>>CNN ... is starting to ask some of its visitors to pay $3.99 a month for access.

No, thank you!

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 06:50 PM (VnUSN)

97 Research in animals suggests that smelling farts may help prevent certain diseases

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 01, 2024 06:50 PM (VXcWv)

98 65 Lindsey is always fantasizing about having his "oil refinery" hit and hit hard by "missiles".

It's a gusher!

Posted by: tsj017 at October 01, 2024 06:51 PM (xakWh)

99 CNN is being strangled. The cable carriage fees are drying up and they don't make money from streaming unless people actually watch the channel. And nobody watches the channel (except for this one old gray-haired schoolteacher I see at the gym sometimes).

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 01, 2024 06:51 PM (vtRd1)

100 100

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 06:51 PM (VnUSN)

101 "Don't" is pretty damn pithy for Kamala.

And it worked!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 01, 2024 06:24 PM (vtRd1)

Well, to be fair, that was heavily edited from:

"I was raised in a middle class family. Often, my mother would tell me. "Kammy, don't piss your panties. It's gross and messy. Just...Don't."

What you saw/heard was the last "don't".

Posted by: naturalfake at October 01, 2024 06:51 PM (eDfFs)

102 Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 06:31 PM (CEzQx)

Still can't seem to figure out the legal justification for our flat out invasion of Syria.

No UN Resolution. No use of Force from Congress. No declaration of war.

Posted by: Thulsa Doom at October 01, 2024 06:51 PM (QAkQ3)

103 Piper, if you're lurking on this thread, I just sent you an e-mail with some questions re two interviews I've got coming up.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 01, 2024 06:51 PM (v6JzV)

104 More Woods:

James Woods @RealJamesWoods 5h
War in the Middle East because our president is a garden gnome and our vice president is a cackling moron. God forbid it escalates before we can elect a real leader.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 06:51 PM (CEzQx)

105 Biden the healer!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 01, 2024 06:51 PM (VXcWv)

106 83 I ask this in all seriousness:

Why would you name your newborn baby boy Lindsey?

Sue is a more masculine name. Jeepers.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 01, 2024 06:46 PM (Ad8y9)

Family name?

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 06:52 PM (VnUSN)

107 99 CNN is being strangled. The cable carriage fees are drying up and they don't make money from streaming unless people actually watch the channel. And nobody watches the channel (except for this one old gray-haired schoolteacher I see at the gym sometimes).
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 01, 2024 06:51 PM (vtRd1)

———

They don’t even have CNN at Hartsfield In Atlanta.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 01, 2024 06:53 PM (hT16X)

108
Oddly, Miss Lindsay has also been awarded an Honorary Chinese name by the gov't of China:

Tsu King Dong.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 01, 2024 06:53 PM (eDfFs)

109 What idiot reporter asked if Iran meant to do damage to Israel with the missiles they fired at them?

Posted by: huerfano at October 01, 2024 06:53 PM (VGOMa)

110 Gotta love James Woods. Heh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 01, 2024 06:54 PM (mH6SG)

111 BREAKING: Senator Lindsey Graham has called on President Biden to strike Iranian oil refineries following the Iranian missile attack on Israel.

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Not a bad idea but I would go one further, bomb their ports so they can't export the oil to earn more war money.

Posted by: Decaf at October 01, 2024 06:54 PM (unUNN)

112 During the Soviet USSR their constitution was clearly superior to ours but theirs was largely a fiction. An agreed upon fiction.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 01, 2024 06:49 PM (MeG8a)

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And don't get Zombie Notorious RBG started on the "superior" South African constitution ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 01, 2024 06:54 PM (xuLET)

113 ">CNN ... is starting to ask some of its visitors to pay $3.99 a month for access."

Is this The Bee too?

Posted by: fd at October 01, 2024 06:54 PM (vFG9F)

114 Hot girls are waiting for you on -- Nu21.eu

Posted by: Osenna at October 01, 2024 06:54 PM (59HJP)

115 interviews I've got coming up.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Good luck! It's like being on trial for your life.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 01, 2024 06:55 PM (VXcWv)

116 BREAKING: Senator Lindsey Graham has called on President Biden to strike Iranian oil refineries following the Iranian missile attack on Israel.

*ahem*

President Biden is busy getting his legs tanned.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 01, 2024 06:55 PM (vtRd1)

117 60 Minutes: "What's the message to Iran?"

Kamala: "Don't."

They sent Kamala to Europe to deter Putin from invading Ukraine.

Putin invaded Ukraine three days later.

Posted by: Tampon Timmy! at October 01, 2024 06:55 PM (uxCna)

118 CNN, one of the most popular news websites in the world, is starting to ask some of its visitors to pay $3.99 a month for access.
_______
A wonderful gesture in these inflationary times. I'm now saving an extra 3.99/month by not going to CNN.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 01, 2024 06:56 PM (1bNHn)

119 Who's showing the debate tonight? I actually might watch that shitshow.

Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at October 01, 2024 06:56 PM (iF0sF)

120 Saw a video of a nighttime missile attack on Israel. That must be frightening as hell, watching those incoming rockets.

And to think the US is on the side shooting the rockets. I'm glad my parents aren't here to see that. Beyond shame.

Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2024 06:56 PM (/7KEl)

121 at October 01, 2024 06:54 PM (59HJP)

Seems spamish.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 06:56 PM (ynpvh)

122 As discussed above...

The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 5h
Young Hezbollah Recruit Can’t Believe He's Already Made Regional Manager
buff.ly/3XLWEnm

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 06:56 PM (CEzQx)

123 I'm glad CNN is putting up a paywall. That means fewer people will read their drivel.

Posted by: bluebell at October 01, 2024 06:57 PM (bS+DD)

124 119 Who's showing the debate tonight? I actually might watch that shitshow.
Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at October 01, 2024 06:56 PM (iF0sF)

Fox will have it.. I Imagine most stations will carry it

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2024 06:57 PM (IyPmt)

125 I'll watch for a bit.

If I'm entertained I'll stick with it.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 01, 2024 06:57 PM (eDfFs)

126 Israel can do this shit alone. All we need to do is get out of the way and let them do their thing.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 01, 2024 06:57 PM (jyRIG)

127 Cheer up!

At least you're not me facing the debate tonight!

Posted by: Tampon Timmy! at October 01, 2024 06:58 PM (uxCna)

128 Biden the healer!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 01, 2024 06:51 PM (VXcWv)

--------------

"He's already fulfilled his promised to cure cancer, h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 01, 2024 06:58 PM (xuLET)

129 $3.99 a month to have Brian Stelter in your home seems like a pretty good deal.

*snort*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 01, 2024 06:58 PM (vtRd1)

130 >They sent Kamala to Europe to deter Putin from invading Ukraine.

Putin invaded Ukraine three days later.
---

I wonder if Putin showed her the courtesy of not laughing out loud right to her face

Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2024 06:58 PM (/7KEl)

131 106 83 I ask this in all seriousness:
Why would you name your newborn baby boy Lindsey?

I have a friend whose recent grandson was named 'Poindexter".

Insists it's brilliant.

Posted by: Auspex at October 01, 2024 06:59 PM (j4U/Z)

132 God has a sense of humor.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2024 06:30 PM (imCDr)

Pali: Dying while trying to kill Jews would be my greatest
honor.
God: Allah lau it.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 01, 2024 07:00 PM (NMT5x)

133 BREAKING: Senator Lindsey Graham has called on President Biden to strike Iranian oil refineries following the Iranian missile attack on Israel.

And then I can masturbate to the explosions!

Posted by: Miss Lindsey! at October 01, 2024 07:00 PM (uxCna)

134 Ace, just love the way you fondle your German porn literature.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 01, 2024 07:00 PM (JWQTr)

135 Hi Jewels! I'll watch and comment and get drunk but not necessarily in that order.

Posted by: fd at October 01, 2024 07:00 PM (vFG9F)

136 kompromat on Graham thicker than Liz Cheney's floppy grundle.
-----------
Ewwwww.

Posted by: scampydog at October 01, 2024 07:00 PM (41CYW)

137
You know cocksucker graham said that?

To bait Trump into concurring.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2024 07:00 PM (2dCSr)

138 people people people
watch the debate at C-SPAN

they just point the cameras at the action and shut up
and it's free

Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2024 07:01 PM (/7KEl)

139 83 I ask this in all seriousness:
Why would you name your newborn baby boy Lindsey?

—

Right?

Posted by: Parents of Saxby Chambliss at October 01, 2024 07:01 PM (jyRIG)

140 Lindsay is the most impartial man in America on abortion. He would certainly NEVER even think of getting a woman pregnant.

He doesn't even see what the fuss about Sydney Sweeny's boobs is all about.

Posted by: Eeyore at October 01, 2024 07:01 PM (1bNHn)

141 Travis @Travis_4_Trump 3h
Just wait until Kamala Harris tells Iran she comes from a middle-class family...

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 07:01 PM (CEzQx)

142 Ace, I am an American First guy, but I interpret that somewhat differently than you do. I am interested in preserving and defending our constitution, and that view slants heavily towards domestic matters..

Posted by: tubal at October 01, 2024 07:01 PM (PCK5/)

143 120 Saw a video of a nighttime missile attack on Israel. That must be frightening as hell, watching those incoming rockets.

And to think the US is on the side shooting the rockets. I'm glad my parents aren't here to see that. Beyond shame.
Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2024 06:56 PM (/7KEl)

Celebration of Jimmy Carter's 100th! Without him helping to put the Mullahs in power, the attack would not have happened.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 07:01 PM (x0n13)

144 129 $3.99 a month to have Brian Stelter in your home
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Remember, you're only paying to get them out of your home.

Posted by: just the punchline at October 01, 2024 07:01 PM (gKWVE)

145 "60 Minutes: "What's the message to Iran?"
Kamala: "Don't."

That's Joe's standard response too. So much for being unburdened.

Posted by: fd at October 01, 2024 07:01 PM (vFG9F)

146 I'm going out on a limb here, and predicting that The Horde's reaction to the Vance/Walz debate are going to be nearly 180 degrees away from the reaction at Democratic Underground.

Yes, it's a bold prediction, but nothing less can be expected from someone who's middle nic is Bold.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 01, 2024 07:02 PM (a3Q+t)

147 Cheer up!

At least you're not me facing the debate tonight!

Posted by: Tampon Timmy! at October 01, 2024 06:58 PM (uxCna)

------------------

And that's with you already having gotten the questions, likely wearing an earpiece, and tag-teaming up and having interference & "fact checks" run for you with two fellow communists pretending to be "moderators."

BREAKING: Fox News Calls Debate AND The State of Arizona's Electoral Votes For AWOLz!

Posted by: ShainS -- Assassination is The Ultimate Form of Censorship at October 01, 2024 07:03 PM (xzEE2)

148 139 83 I ask this in all seriousness:
Why would you name your newborn baby boy Lindsey?

—

Right?
Posted by: Parents of Saxby Chambliss at October 01, 2024 07:01 PM (jyRIG)

Evelyn Waugh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 07:03 PM (x0n13)

149 Great hustle.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2024 07:03 PM (LkLld)

150 >REAKING: Senator Lindsey Graham has called on President Biden to strike Iranian oil refineries
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that is a stupid f***ing idea
all that sodomy has gone to that shiny poofter's head

let Israel bomb the shit out of the ragheads

Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2024 07:03 PM (/7KEl)

151 Kommula's "DON'T" sure scared the hell out of the mullahs.

This is a woman with gravitas!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 01, 2024 07:03 PM (vtRd1)

152 I saw Liz Cheney's Floppy Grundle at CBGB's in 1982.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at October 01, 2024 07:03 PM (RMjVS)

153 148 139 83 I ask this in all seriousness:
Why would you name your newborn baby boy Lindsey?

—

Right?
Posted by: Parents of Saxby Chambliss at October 01, 2024 07:01 PM (jyRIG)

Evelyn Waugh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 07:03 PM (x0n13)

Michelle Obama….

Posted by: tubal at October 01, 2024 07:03 PM (PCK5/)

154 let Israel bomb the shit out of the ragheads
Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2024 07:03 PM (/7KEl)

Um, we were never "ragheads."

Posted by: Cyrus the Great (Not a Raghead) at October 01, 2024 07:04 PM (vtRd1)

155 144 129 $3.99 a month to have Brian Stelter in your home
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

>>>Remember, you're only paying to get them out of your home.

Posted by: just the punchline at October 01, 2024 07:01 PM (gKWVE)

-------------------

What do CNN and hookers have in common?

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 01, 2024 07:04 PM (NMT5x)

156 Great hustle.
Posted by: JackStraw
----------
Yes, good to see.

Posted by: scampydog at October 01, 2024 07:04 PM (41CYW)

157 Names that used to be men's names:

Ashley
Dana
Leslie
Lynn
Lindsey, apparently
Tracy

I know there are more, this is all I can think of at the moment. I think those sixties moms are to blame.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 01, 2024 07:04 PM (OX9vb)

158 JJ, that's right

President Peanut endorsed the Islamic revolution in Iran

Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2024 07:05 PM (/7KEl)

159 A few comments on AI: The most powerful computer on the market today has about the processing power of a cockroach's brain. If your job can be done by a cockroach, you ought to be worried about being replaced by a AI. As to automated driving please note the automated cars honking at each other every morning as they jam each other up trying to leave their parking lot.

https://tinyurl.com/bmmjuu5e

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 01, 2024 07:05 PM (Da7Vv)

160 Evelyn Waugh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 07:03 PM (x0n13)

Oh, yeah--that one, too.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 01, 2024 07:05 PM (OX9vb)

161 Ashley
Dana
Leslie
Lynn
Lindsey, apparently
Tracy

I know there are more, this is all I can think of at the moment. I think those sixties moms are to blame.

==

Marion...

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 07:05 PM (V13WU)

162 Hoping ace plans to post a debate thread.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 01, 2024 07:05 PM (mH6SG)

163 What do CNN and hookers have in common?
Posted by: haffhowershower at October 01, 2024 07:04 PM (NMT5x)

Syphilis. Lots of Syphilis.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at October 01, 2024 07:05 PM (RMjVS)

164 What do CNN and hookers have in common?
Posted by: haffhowershower at October 01, 2024 07:04 PM (NMT5x)

Both suck.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 01, 2024 07:05 PM (jyRIG)

165 Kamala: "Don't."

Stop. Don't. Stop. Don't. Don't stop. Don't stop!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 01, 2024 07:05 PM (VXcWv)

166
I wonder if anyone takes a minute to add up all their stupid media subscriptions.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2024 07:05 PM (2dCSr)

167 Names that used to be men's names:

Ashley
Dana
Leslie
Lynn
Lindsey, apparently
Tracy

I know there are more, this is all I can think of at the moment. I think those sixties moms are to blame.

Marion
Evelyn

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 01, 2024 07:06 PM (vtRd1)

168 Taylor…

Posted by: tubal at October 01, 2024 07:06 PM (PCK5/)

169 "Starting today, we are asking users in the United States to pay a small recurring fee for unlimited access to CNN.com's world-class ~~articles~~ horseshit,"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 01, 2024 07:06 PM (YqDXo)

170 >Um, we were never "ragheads."

Posted by: Cyrus the Great (Not a Raghead)
---
apologies!

'Goat-f***ers'

Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2024 07:07 PM (/7KEl)

171 120 Saw a video of a nighttime missile attack on Israel. That must be frightening as hell, watching those incoming rockets.

And to think the US is on the side shooting the rockets. I'm glad my parents aren't here to see that. Beyond shame.
Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2024 06:56 PM (/7KEl)

Bet half of them were signed by barky

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 01, 2024 07:07 PM (uBBbP)

172 I knew a guy named Courtney. Apparently that used to be a dude name in the way back days. Lots of names like that which switch sides over time.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 01, 2024 07:07 PM (jyRIG)

173 The pussy from Plains didn't exactly endorse the Shi'ite takeover; just the revolution which kicked the Shah out.
... mind, if the ayatollah of assahola hadn't taken over, Iran would have fallen to the Tudeh party and a USSR takeover, which is hardly any better than what Iran got.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 01, 2024 07:07 PM (gKWVE)

174 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 4h
Doctors Will No Longer Ask ‘Who Is The President?’ To Test For Concussions Since Honestly Nobody Is Really Sure Right Now
buff.ly/3Y6p1hq

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 07:07 PM (CEzQx)

175 When I think of all the dick Kamala's had, well, I can't even.

Posted by: Lindsey Grahamnesty at October 01, 2024 07:08 PM (paSBy)

176 Names that used to be men's names:

Ashley
Dana
Leslie
Lynn
Lindsey, apparently
Tracy
Barack - no, wait, that was never a man's name. Never mind.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 01, 2024 07:08 PM (YqDXo)

177 The Iranian mullahs wear that wraparound donut thing on their heads

Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2024 07:08 PM (/7KEl)

178 159 A few comments on AI: The most powerful computer on the market today has about the processing power of a cockroach's brain. If your job can be done by a cockroach, you ought to be worried about being replaced by a AI. As to automated driving please note the automated cars honking at each other every morning as they jam each other up trying to leave their parking lot.

https://tinyurl.com/bmmjuu5e
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at October 01, 2024 07:05 PM (Da7Vv)

———

AI is pretty good a producing crappy “news” reports just like the MSM.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 01, 2024 07:08 PM (hT16X)

179 You want Ashley judds puffy scamper

You'll settle for Liz Cheney's floppy grundel

You'll get kamala's weeping vulvezuela

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 01, 2024 07:09 PM (uBBbP)

180 where's a good link to watch Vance-Walz?

Posted by: gKWVE at October 01, 2024 07:09 PM (gKWVE)

181 Vivian Stanshall of Bonzo Dog.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 01, 2024 07:09 PM (VXcWv)

182 Apparently that used to be a dude name in the way back days. Lots of names like that which switch sides over time.

But where are the former girl's names that became boy's names? Fair is fair.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2024 07:09 PM (xCA6C)

183 Why would someone pay for Propaganda they can get at any Leftists Propaganda Ministry?

Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2024 07:09 PM (fwDg9)

184 I wonder what percent of Iranians support the regime. I’d be surprised if it’s over 1/3. They’re not inbred 7th century savages like Arabs. They’re smart enough to see how the ayatollahs are fucking them up.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 01, 2024 07:10 PM (jyRIG)

185 I wonder if anyone takes a minute to add up all their stupid media subscriptions.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2024 07:05 PM (2dCSr)

It's a write off, Jerry. They just write it off!

Posted by: Kramer at October 01, 2024 07:10 PM (Aqu9a)

186 Marion...
Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 07:05 PM (V13WU)

Oh, yeah. And Courtney, as noted @172, and Sidney.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 01, 2024 07:10 PM (OX9vb)

187 Australian's eat Vegemite, which is the leftover swill at the bottom of brewing tanks.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 01, 2024 07:10 PM (/U5Yz)

188 Courtney Vance

"Jonesy" from Red October

Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2024 07:10 PM (/7KEl)

189 9 Tim Walz @Tim_Walz Sep 29
All gas, no brakes. We’ll sleep when we’re dead.
...
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 06:24 PM (CEzQx)

What, no EV??

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at October 01, 2024 07:10 PM (Rbu5d)

190 170 >Um, we were never "ragheads."

Posted by: Cyrus the Great (Not a Raghead)
---
apologies!

'Goat-f***ers'

Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2024 07:07 PM (/7KEl)
________________

Sheep shaggers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 01, 2024 07:10 PM (YqDXo)

191 Vivian Stanshall of Bonzo Dog.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 01, 2024 07:09 PM (VXcWv)

Vyvyan Basterd of the Young Ones.

Posted by: Sassy Fred at October 01, 2024 07:11 PM (RMjVS)

192 hindustan times youtu.be/ef567g-D2SI

Posted by: gKWVE at October 01, 2024 07:11 PM (gKWVE)

193 >Australian's eat Vegemite, which is the leftover swill at the bottom of brewing tanks.

Posted by: Maj. Healey
---

I just got a new jar from Amazon
good stuff

Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2024 07:11 PM (/7KEl)

194 After I thought about my last comment, I think this is the path we are on. We have a constitution but respect for it and adherence to is eroding, much like what happened in the USSR.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 01, 2024 07:12 PM (MeG8a)

195 Oh dear.

Posted by: Grammie's phone at October 01, 2024 07:12 PM (SfhV1)

196 "people like me, and many others, who want America to restrict its overseas adventures while still also wanting to support allies attacked by terrorists"

So you want to be banned from your own blog?

Posted by: Head Scratching AOS reader at October 01, 2024 07:12 PM (hFIdm)

197 >Sheep shaggers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
---

yeah that's probably better for mixed company

Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2024 07:13 PM (/7KEl)

198 Australians eat Vegemite, which is the leftover swill at the bottom of brewing tanks.

Same thing as Marmite in the UK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 01, 2024 07:13 PM (YqDXo)

199 I had an instructor in ROTC, a Major, with Beverly as a first name.

Posted by: javems at October 01, 2024 07:13 PM (8I4hW)

200 Just watch Gone With The Wind, where Leslie plays Ashley. (And I'm not so sure Rhett is a guy's name anymore.)

Posted by: Eeyore at October 01, 2024 07:14 PM (1bNHn)

201 158 JJ, that's right

President Peanut endorsed the Islamic revolution in Iran
Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2024 07:05 PM (/7KEl)

Stabbed the Shah in the back.

Gave us the bloody Iranians, helped Mugabe raoe and pillage Zimbabwe for decades by rigging the election for him, and gave away the Panama canal.

Also did nothing to oppose Russia's invasion of Afghanistan and said we had an undo irrational fear of the Soviets.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 07:14 PM (x0n13)

202 Lindsay Wagner>>>>>Lindsey Graham

Posted by: theATL at October 01, 2024 07:14 PM (BYfP9)

203 198 Australians eat Vegemite, which is the leftover swill at the bottom of brewing tanks.

Same thing as Marmite in the UK.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Here, try some of this gunk we just scraped from the bottom of this tank. Try it on toast even.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 01, 2024 07:14 PM (/U5Yz)

204 Ace - There’s also a streak in that America First groups who are just done with foreign adventures and monetary support for everyone.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 01, 2024 07:14 PM (eZwyX)

205 198 Australians eat Vegemite, which is the leftover swill at the bottom of brewing tanks.

Same thing as Marmite in the UK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 01, 2024 07:13 PM (YqDXo)

Marmite tastes like burnt electric wire smells.

Posted by: javems at October 01, 2024 07:15 PM (8I4hW)

206 or Lindsay Wagner >> Lindsay Lohan >>Lindsey Graham

Posted by: theATL at October 01, 2024 07:16 PM (BYfP9)

207 Javems, OT but thanks for the referral to Le Bistro des Augustins. I did get the Paysan as you recommended. It was delicious. Scampywife loved it too. Thanks.

Posted by: scampydog at October 01, 2024 07:16 PM (41CYW)

208 >>Marmite tastes like burnt electric wire smells.

If you ever need to trap a Porcupine, then Marmite would be great bait.

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2024 07:17 PM (YE0Sv)

209 Ultimate unisex English name: Terry

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 01, 2024 07:17 PM (v6JzV)

210 Vegemite > Marmite

Marmite is really gooey
Vegemite is far more spreadable

Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2024 07:17 PM (/7KEl)

211 >>>204 Ace - There’s also a streak in that America First groups who are just done with foreign adventures and monetary support for everyone.

yes, I know. I think that goes too far, when we're not even allowed to give routine support to an ally because it will "cause World War III." That is Tucker Carlson's stupid line, and he deploys it for everything.

And Lindsey Graham JUST HAPPENS to keep giving Tucker Carlson a plausible reason to assert this.

He's doing it on purpose. he's finding the fault lines of the right and dynamiting them, on the orders of his Democrat blackmailers.

Posted by: ace at October 01, 2024 07:17 PM (KRtlO)

212 But where are the former girl's names that became boy's names? Fair is fair.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2024 07:09 PM (xCA6C)
_________________

It's asymmetric. It's like girls wearing a guy's dress shirt; it's cute because it's typically way too large for her. Guys (Sam Brinton and Rachel "Rocky" Levine excepted) don't wear girl's blouses.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 01, 2024 07:17 PM (YqDXo)

213 I think Jules was a female name that morphed into a male name.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 01, 2024 07:18 PM (jyRIG)

214 I think it knocked his shoe right off.
Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 06:36 PM (v0R5T)

Knocked my pants off!!

Posted by: Nevans at October 01, 2024 07:18 PM (iODuv)

215 Mmmmm…Lindsey Wagner…mmmmmmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 01, 2024 07:19 PM (v6JzV)

216 Posted by: ace at October 01, 2024 07:17 PM (KRtlO)

We’ve also upended democratically elected governments and our best outsource is LGBTQ/DEI.

I think it’s time to just sit things out for awhile.

Not to mention our national debt.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 01, 2024 07:19 PM (eZwyX)

217 as I've said, it was the stupid, braindead propaganda of the neocons was that we had to fight EVERY WAR otherwise it would be World War III.

Now the harder-core America Firsters are deploying that same stupid, braindead propganda, this time saying that even supporting Israel rhetorically, or selling them weapons, will cause World War III.

Tucker Carlson is now just the funhouse mirror reflection of Bill Kristol, and I say to black hell with both of them.

Posted by: ace at October 01, 2024 07:19 PM (KRtlO)

218
Lindsey Graham resembles a vicious old queen villain from the movies.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 01, 2024 07:20 PM (d4X7t)

219 We're planning to watch the debate, or at least some. I made apple cider donuts so at least we can enjoy something.

Posted by: bluebell at October 01, 2024 07:20 PM (bS+DD)

220 Wade Stotts @wadestotts 6h
In practical terms, the presidency doesn't exist right now.

What scares the regime is that Trump is actually running for president. While Kamala is running for whatever office Biden has.

John Daniel Davidson @johnddavidson 5h
Great point. The deep state requires a neutered White House to rule. That’s why it went to war with Trump. It couldn’t control him.

Patrick Casey @restoreorderusa 5h
The world was undeniably a more peaceful, orderly place when Trump was president. And yet he isn't a meek pacifist – "peace through strength" was his foreign policy motto. Display weakness on the world stage & you and your allies be attacked. Biden's first term is proof of this.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 07:20 PM (CEzQx)

221 Same thing as Marmite in the UK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 01, 2024 07:13 PM (YqDXo)

Marmite tastes like burnt electric wire smells.

Posted by: javems at October 01, 2024 07:15 PM (8I4hW)
_________________

Marmite and haggis qualify as British haute cuisine.

I once went to a "Little Chef" diner in the UK that advertised an "American breakfast." It was the most awful dreck I've ever encountered. We should've declared war just for that.

American breakfast, my ass. I don't my dog would've eaten it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 01, 2024 07:20 PM (YqDXo)

222 Lindsay Buckingham >> Lindsey Graham

Posted by: probably did less coke too at October 01, 2024 07:20 PM (gKWVE)

223 >>>We’ve also upended democratically elected governments and our best outsource is LGBTQ/DEI.

yes I agree that it's time for America to repair itself instead of spreading our current sickness across the world.

Does that mean we have to help Iran defeat Israel? We used to oppose terrorists. Are we now done with that completely? Should we ally with them?

Posted by: ace at October 01, 2024 07:21 PM (KRtlO)

224 Posted by: ace at October 01, 2024 07:19 PM (KRtlO)

Disagree about Tucker but that’s alright.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 01, 2024 07:21 PM (eZwyX)

225 Lindsey Graham resembles a vicious old queen FIFY

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 07:21 PM (MGB5H)

226 Rocket'd him hell, killed him!

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 01, 2024 07:21 PM (NMT5x)

227 Why is the Vice President--who has no Constitutional authority except preside over the Senate--heading FEMA meetings and taking FEMA briefings?

She has no more authority to do that than some random dildo commenting on the internet.

Coup.

Kammi Coup Coup.

BTW, my favorite "it wasn't a coup, you guys!" is that "well, Biden said he voluntarily stepped aside."
Yeah, and privates in boot camp volunteer to clean the latrine.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 01, 2024 07:22 PM (BnEjh)

228 Here, try some of this gunk we just scraped from the bottom of this tank. Try it on toast even.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 01, 2024 07:14 PM

Cut. Jib. Newsletter?

Posted by: The Barrel at October 01, 2024 07:22 PM (a3Q+t)

229 210 Vegemite > Marmite

Marmite is really gooey
Vegemite is far more spreadable
Posted by: Don Black

Rosie O'Donnell's underwear > Vegemite > Marmite

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 01, 2024 07:22 PM (/U5Yz)

230 ESA telescope claims they've found a planet around Barnard's
youtu.be/QMaCh38PjIY

Posted by: third time lucky? at October 01, 2024 07:23 PM (gKWVE)

231 >>>Disagree about Tucker but that’s alright.

I think he's at least Nazi-curious.

Posted by: ace at October 01, 2024 07:23 PM (KRtlO)

232 There’s also a streak in that America First groups who are just done with foreign adventures and monetary support for everyone.
__________________

I don't go that far, but I'd 86 all foreign adventures and let other countries slug it out if they're so inclined, and I'd also 86 monetary support for all Third World shitholes, but would entertain providing such support for our allies (such as they are) if, as, and when our national interests are legitimately at risk.

So no dice, Ukraine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 01, 2024 07:23 PM (YqDXo)

233 Sen. Graham...here is my offer:

10% off for KY, and shut the fcuk up forever.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2024 07:24 PM (Wnv9h)

234 ESA telescope claims they've found a planet around Barnard'

Where's Stacey Abrams?

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2024 07:24 PM (prNWB)

235 "Cheney's Floppy Grundle". Great name for garage punk band.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at October 01, 2024 07:24 PM (TN5A0)

236 I've always wanted to bring back the Iowa class battleships and park a couple off of Gaza, maybe the other two around Taiwan.

Let the ones in Gaza do lots of live fire exercises and training with bunker buster ammo and high explosives in coordination with Israeli intelligence.

Until Hamas sues for unconditional surrender. Or goes extinct. Whichever comes first.

16 inch shells are a lot cheaper than the amount of airstrikes necessary to replace them.

Posted by: SimoHayha at October 01, 2024 07:24 PM (KfVMM)

237 Posted by: ace at October 01, 2024 07:21 PM (KRtlO)

I didn’t say we should support/help Iran even though this regime and Obama did.

All I’m saying is the phone calls are coming from inside the house and we’re ignoring the fire on the third floor.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 01, 2024 07:24 PM (eZwyX)

238 219 We're planning to watch the debate, or at least some. I made apple cider donuts so at least we can enjoy something.
Posted by: bluebell at October 01, 2024 07:20 PM (bS+DD)

I love those soooo much!

My daughter went to make pumpkin bread but I found out I don't have any loaf pans. So she made muffins instead. Pumpkin with chocolate chips. I've eaten too many already.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 01, 2024 07:24 PM (NMT5x)

239 Glad to see the mincing pedophile Graham has something more important to tend than his state's Upcountry, which is still flooded in many places.

As for:

"The GOP is divided three ways: Hardcore America Firsters, who wrongly take even rhetorical support for Israel to be some kind of a plot to put American troops on the border with Gaza, bloodthirsty Chicken Hawk neocons who want to invade All the Places, and then people like me, and many others, who want America to restrict its overseas adventures while still also wanting to support allies attacked by terrorists."

It depends on what the "support" is, doesn't it? And in places like Ukraine, the first question is "why?"

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 01, 2024 07:25 PM (KSNKu)

240 The third time it's Democrats having a stack of kompromat on Graham thicker than Liz Cheney's floppy grundle.

Posted by: Ace at 06:18 PM

Nobody cares how many dicks he's sucked, so they must have some real firt on this cretin

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 01, 2024 07:25 PM (FCbAQ)

241 Taylor Swift has reportedly lost 2 million Spotify listeners after endorsing Commie-la. Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 01, 2024 07:26 PM (a3Q+t)

242 BTW, my favorite "it wasn't a coup, you guys!" is that "well, Biden said he voluntarily stepped aside."
________________

Just like Nicolae Ceausescu voluntarily stepped aside. Before he stepped in front of a firing squad.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 01, 2024 07:26 PM (YqDXo)

243 >>Lindsey Graham resembles a vicious old queen FIFY

Posted by: BruceWayne

There is an obvious reason for that resemblance.

Posted by: Aviator at October 01, 2024 07:26 PM (HQ9Sl)

244 They must have pics of Graham blowing Barney Frank or something.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2024 06:24 PM (imCDr)

Prolly just a hip hop fan

Posted by: Kindltot at October 01, 2024 07:27 PM (D7oie)

245 Taylor Swift has reportedly lost 2 million Spotify listeners after endorsing Commie-la. Sad!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 01, 2024 07:26 PM

Oh, no!

Anyway...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2024 07:27 PM (Wnv9h)

246 My daughter went to make pumpkin bread but I found out I don't have any loaf pans. So she made muffins instead. Pumpkin with chocolate chips. I've eaten too many already.

Posted by: haffhowershower at October 01, 2024 07:24 PM

My wife makes this cream cheese/powdered sugar frosting for her pumpkin bread. It's obscene how good it is.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 01, 2024 07:27 PM (+oR7L)

247 241 Taylor Swift has reportedly lost 2 million Spotify listeners after endorsing Commie-la. Sad!
Posted by: Duncanthrax

So did Netflix.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 01, 2024 07:27 PM (/U5Yz)

248 6 years ago, the frackers were merrily crashing the price of crude oil, and assholes all over the world were hiring food tasters.

It isn't complicated. Crash oil, and the world's biggest exporters of chaos have to drop that hobby, and focus on not getting shot during a coup.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 01, 2024 07:27 PM (8AONa)

249 >>>Disagree about Tucker but that’s alright.

I think he's at least Nazi-curious.
Posted by: ace at October 01, 2024 07:23 PM (KRtlO)

Welcome to the party, pal!

Posted by: House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha aka Windsor at October 01, 2024 07:28 PM (Aqu9a)

250 Posted by: ace at October 01, 2024 07:23 PM (KRtlO)

YMMV. I don’t and I’ve listened to a TON of MartyrMade, assuming you’re basing it off of this, podcasts and he’s never come across as Nazi adjacent. Just a guy who does a lot of research and has heterodox opinions of things.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 01, 2024 07:28 PM (eZwyX)

251 There is an obvious reason for that resemblance.
Posted by: Aviator

They're the same picture.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 07:28 PM (MGB5H)

252 Taylor Swift has reportedly lost 2 million Spotify listeners after endorsing Commie-la. Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 01, 2024 07:26 PM (a3Q+t)
________________

So she should now be called Taylor Not So Swift.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 01, 2024 07:28 PM (YqDXo)

253 I agree: Lindsey Graham is a self-activating stink bomb designed to go off whenever there appears to be a momentary period of coalescence within the Republican Party.

Posted by: Paco at October 01, 2024 07:28 PM (njExo)

254 "Town pump" is a phrase that's charmingly archaic. I love it as much as I love "round heels" which means the same thing. They're both so picturesque.

I had to read Winesburg, Ohio in high school, and the only things I remember about the book are the gay school teacher and the town pump.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 01, 2024 07:29 PM (BHrzb)

255
The brothers have to bear the burden of having names no one can spell or pronounce, and even then come off as a French trans sexuals.

Posted by: Auspex at October 01, 2024 07:29 PM (j4U/Z)

256 I wonder what hole is more worn out on Tay Tay?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 01, 2024 07:30 PM (/U5Yz)

257 I believe Miss Lindsey had a fainting spell recently when Trump said something along the lines of Harris being born stupid. Probably worried that it would upset his natural constituency.

Posted by: Paco at October 01, 2024 07:31 PM (njExo)

258 Taylor Swift has reportedly lost 2 million Spotify listeners after endorsing Commie-la. Sad!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 01, 2024 07:26 PM

To be fair, she built a career around having picked the wrong guy. Makes sense that it should wreck her career, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2024 07:31 PM (Wnv9h)

259 Taylor Swift must be incredibly stupid. I understand that most of her fans aren't old enough to vote, so why did she run her yap about Chlamydia Harris, and torch two million subscribers on Spotify?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 01, 2024 07:32 PM (YqDXo)

260 237 Posted by: ace at October 01, 2024 07:21 PM (KRtlO)

I didn’t say we should support/help Iran even though this regime and Obama did.

All I’m saying is the phone calls are coming from inside the house and we’re ignoring the fire on the third floor.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 01, 2024 07:24 PM (eZwyX)

Yes, the cognitive dissonance on your last point is off the charts. In addition to the obvious grift, many of these conflicts are to encourage ignoring those calls from inside the house.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 01, 2024 07:33 PM (KSNKu)

261 Oh, and regarding Lindsey Graham, I apply one of Paco's Iron Laws: never trust a man who looks like Eleanor Roosevelt (same law applies to Jimmy Carter).

Posted by: Paco at October 01, 2024 07:33 PM (njExo)

262 Wouldn't smutty pix of Miss Lindsay be a threat of eye damage to us rather than black mail of zim.

Posted by: DaveA at October 01, 2024 07:33 PM (FhXTo)

263 NOOD CAFE!!!!

Posted by: Max Power at October 01, 2024 07:34 PM (q177U)

264 254 Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 01, 2024 07:29 PM (BHrzb)

I heard Town Pump used by Frasier Crane, when he was out of work and watching soap operas all day.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 07:35 PM (x0n13)

265 >> They're the same picture.

Posted by: BruceWayne

Well...yeah.

Posted by: Aviator at October 01, 2024 07:36 PM (HQ9Sl)

266 230 ESA telescope claims they've found a planet around Barnard's

are they calling it "the basingstoke roundabout"?

Posted by: anachronda at October 01, 2024 07:36 PM (sGtp+)

267 Does that mean we have to help Iran defeat Israel? We used to oppose terrorists. Are we now done with that completely? Should we ally with them?
Posted by: ace at October 01, 2024 07:21 PM (KRtlO)

could we just stop sending them money via USAID and NGOs? It means the lobbyists would have to take a pay cut, but I am ok with that consequence. They can money launder funds from some other country instead.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 01, 2024 07:38 PM (D7oie)

268 Constitution's done been torched. It's time to formally retire it with an amendment dissolving the US.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 01, 2024 07:40 PM (awTae)

269
43 Michael Steele @MichaelSteele 18h [Hot Air's and NRO's choice for Party President way back then!]
In case folks forgot what Trump did to FEMA’s relief fund; but you remember, don’t you, Donald? You also remember what you did when North Carolina was seeking relief after Hurricane Matthew hit in 2016—you gave them 1% of what they requested.

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Hurricane Matthew occurred in late September to early October 2016. Obama was president. Trump was sworn in, in mid-January 2017. About four months later.

There's something wrong with Steele's brain.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 01, 2024 07:41 PM (d4X7t)

270 Graham also called for someone to "take out" Putin, or whatever he said. Clearly calling for killing him.

Technically speaking, this is illegal. Calling for the assassination of foreign heads of state or political leaders. Totally illegal. Passed by Congress, in fact.

And it makes a certain amount of sense. Rhetoric and demagoguery can have the effect of causing unstable individuals to act out and try to kill politicians. The "hate whitey" propaganda has not increased harmony amongst various ethnic groups in recent decades either.

What if the Russkies start saying Graham needs to go? Or foreign operatives "take him out". What then? Is that the road we want to go down?

Posted by: Common Tater at October 01, 2024 07:43 PM (npr/i)

271 Wasn't it also Graham who turned to one of the Capitol Hill polizei during the "insurrection" and told him he should have shot the protestors, or words to that effect?

Posted by: Paco at October 01, 2024 07:46 PM (njExo)

272 Iran took Kamala's fake "don't" the same way it was taken by Willie Brown's swollen dong.
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Sweet cruelty.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2024 08:14 PM (9071g)

273 I believe Miss Lindsey screws over his base on election eve for the pure joy of it. He hates true Americans, Americans who love freedom and independence and God.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at October 01, 2024 08:16 PM (3TH2o)

274 253 I agree: Lindsey Graham is a self-activating stink bomb designed to go off whenever there appears to be a momentary period of coalescence within the Republican Party.

Posted by: Paco at October 01, 2024 07:28 PM (njExo)

That's funny. Good analogy, or is it a metaphor?

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at October 01, 2024 08:19 PM (3TH2o)

275 The Federalist:

More Than 200 Retired Admirals And Generals Endorse Trump

Posted by: SMOD at October 01, 2024 08:26 PM (GITLP)

276 And that's not a virtue. They're meddlesome. In the same way that Yankees in the DC / NYC / BOS triangle are worried about the Mexicans they want inside the border ... but not inside their gated community.

Posted by: Call It What It Is at October 01, 2024 08:21 PM (LqIo/)

I have not yet drifted away, arrived here late. Yeah, could be Graham needs to bolster his left-leaning, local GOP chamber that ensures he always wins his primary race. It makes sense.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at October 01, 2024 08:28 PM (3TH2o)

277 Dr. Ben Braddock
@GraduatedBen

Within 48 hours of the earthquake that struck Haiti in 2011, the 82nd Airborne had arrived from Fort Bragg, NC to Port-au-Prince to render aid.

It's been 135 hours and the DOD still haven't given dual status command for NC (they have for FL), still haven't sent the aerial assets and high-water vehicles from Fort Bragg that FEMA requested, the 81st is off on a training exercise, and the men from various units trying to get home to help their families in the disaster zone are being denied leave. It is a complete shame and disgrace. Heads should roll.

Joey's got this! Tomorrow he'll hand-out ice cream bars to children! He'll say, "There's nothing that ice cream can't make all better! Well, gotta run! Don't call FEMA, FEMA will call you!Bye!"

Posted by: Gref at October 01, 2024 08:37 PM (aBgBM)

278
Is It Time To Torch The Constitution?

No, it is time to torch the "scholars" who ask if it is time to torch the Constitution.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 01, 2024 08:47 PM (4wWYn)

279 Hey there! I know this is kind of off topic but I was wondering if you knew where I could locate a captcha
plugin for my comment form? I'm using the same blog platform as
yours and I'm having difficulty finding one? Thanks a lot!

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