Baby Monster Cafe

Moo deng is filled with so much rage and her mom could not care less pic.twitter.com/k1bVx6DloE
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) September 26, 2024

Moo Deng wakes up moisturized and chooses violence. pic.twitter.com/8QcWDPvauT
— AskAubry 🦝 (@ask_aubry) September 29, 2024

Moo Deng yawing out a warning: I have come to eat your world.

Moo Deng is China's greatest viral export, since the last one.

I like this one better.

Update: A commenter corrects me -- Moo Deng is Thai, not Chinese.

Posted by: Ace at 07:22 PM

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1 Cafe

Posted by: Beartooth at October 01, 2024 07:23 PM (WuJwx)

2 TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at October 01, 2024 07:24 PM (hT16X)

3 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2024 07:25 PM (fwDg9)

4 Seen a few extra large skeletons in yards

Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2024 07:26 PM (fwDg9)

5 >>4 Seen a few extra large skeletons in yards

Oh? Anywhere by me?

Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at October 01, 2024 07:26 PM (KRtlO)

6 Moo Deng reminds me of a unfortunate late night rendezvous with a sorority girl back in college.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 01, 2024 07:29 PM (WuJwx)

7 Alright, alright. Calm your tits.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 07:30 PM (q7hip)

8 Howdy!

Posted by: Moonbeam at October 01, 2024 07:30 PM (rbKZ6)

9 The top Halloween decoration reminds me of the Karate Kid's "no can defense" move.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 01, 2024 07:30 PM (PiwSw)

10 That Trump ad with Kamala on various screens is pure genius. The subliminal AND overt theme being she's just flat and 2D (her strength of being perfectly scripted being turned into a weakness) while Trump is "real". Fucking great, wish we had 10 more like him.

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2024 07:31 PM (lX8VI)

11 Is that skeleton break dancing?

Posted by: boynsea at October 01, 2024 07:31 PM (cx155)

12 Poor grizzly bear had to wave his snack goodbye.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 01, 2024 07:31 PM (WuJwx)

13 You can no defense against no defense move.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 07:32 PM (q7hip)

14 11 Is that skeleton break dancing?
Posted by: boynsea at October 01, 2024 07:31 PM (cx155)

Trying to fit in with the other T-Rex.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 07:33 PM (q7hip)

15 That moo deng shit needs a swift punt.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 01, 2024 07:34 PM (IG4Id)

16 15 That moo deng shit needs a swift punt.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 01, 2024 07:34 PM (IG4Id)

Or a barbecue pit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 07:35 PM (q7hip)

17 >>.11 Is that skeleton break dancing?

yes it's that australian woman "Raygun"!

Posted by: ace at October 01, 2024 07:35 PM (KRtlO)

18 Is that skeleton break dancing?
Posted by: boynsea at October 01, 2024 07:31 PM

About as well as the Australian chick.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2024 07:35 PM (Wnv9h)

19 Working my way through George Weigel's biography of Pope John Paul II "Witness to Hope". Stunning. The chapter "Be Not Afraid" is astounding, and now I'm in the midst of the Saint's first trip to Poland in 1979.

Posted by: mrp at October 01, 2024 07:35 PM (rj6Yv)

20
I'm no big Lord of the Rings fan, but even I can't get over Amazon making [fake] Sauron a pickle smoocher.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2024 07:35 PM (2dCSr)

21 I'm reading where the black bears took to the trees in Appalachia to avoid the flood.
How do they know???
Because they are _________________

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 01, 2024 07:36 PM (MeG8a)

22 LOL... T-Rex Olympic fail made into a lifelike meme.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 01, 2024 07:36 PM (Q4IgG)

23 9 The top Halloween decoration reminds me of the Karate Kid's "no can defense" move.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 01, 2024 07:30 PM (PiwSw)

Annnddddd... Gaem Jeon... it's illegal in Tae Kwan Do Tourneys to Kick or hit to the Head or Face...

Danielsan should have been disqualified.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 01, 2024 07:36 PM (QAkQ3)

24 >>>Because they are _________________

indeed. you get it.

Posted by: ace at October 01, 2024 07:36 PM (KRtlO)

25 Continued mocking of the Australian champ break dancer is very much called for. Break dancing was one and done because of her.

Posted by: Boom Box Larry at October 01, 2024 07:37 PM (CV8a5)

26 Meme Dancing ought to be a Olympic sport

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 07:37 PM (q7hip)

27 >>>Annnddddd... Gaem Jeon... it's illegal in Tae Kwan Do Tourneys to Kick or hit to the Head or Face...
Danielsan should have been disqualified.

This is called out in the Cobra Kai sequel. Johnny scoffs at Danielsan's "win" by saying "Yeah, with an illegal kick to the face that somehow got scored as a point..."

Posted by: ace at October 01, 2024 07:38 PM (KRtlO)

28 25 Continued mocking of the Australian champ break dancer is very much called for. Break dancing was one and done because of her.
Posted by: Boom Box Larry at October 01, 2024 07:37 PM (CV8a5)

Uh, you say that like its a BAD thing?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 01, 2024 07:38 PM (QAkQ3)

29 I'm rewatching MindHunter on NetFlix.

The casting director for this show should have won an Oscar. The absolutely nailed every serial killer casting perfectly. Berkowitz. BTK. Manson. Kemper.

Scary how much the actors look like them.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 07:39 PM (q7hip)

30 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2024 07:40 PM (8rl+v)

31 Cobra Kai S1 was the perfect demo on how to take an existing property - especially an old or iconic one - and use it to tell a new story.

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2024 07:40 PM (lX8VI)

32 I had one of those life sized skeletons sitting in the backseat of my lesbaru, all seat belted in, wearing a ball cap for a good part of last year.

It was hilarious when people would notice and startle. Some even took pictures.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 01, 2024 07:41 PM (TKq3u)

33 Because they are _________________

indeed. you get it.
Posted by: ace at October 01, 2024 07:36 PM (KRtlO)
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I don't ☹️. Would someone care to explain or is it one of those things I am better off not knowing?

Posted by: bluebell at October 01, 2024 07:41 PM (bS+DD)

34 Continued mocking of the Australian champ break dancer is very much called for. Break dancing was one and done because of her.
Posted by: Boom Box Larry at October 01, 2024 07:37 PM (CV8a5)

Uh, you say that like its a BAD thing?
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 01, 2024 07:38 PM (QAkQ3)

I was shocked to learn breakdancing is still a thing.

Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2024 07:42 PM (8rl+v)

35 Moo Deng reminds me of a unfortunate late night rendezvous with a sorority girl back in college.
Posted by: Beartooth at October 01, 2024 07:29 PM (WuJwx)

I take it alcohol was involved? Beer goggles, even?

You gotta rate 'em on a scale from one to ten
I'm looking for a nine but an eight could work right in
A few more drinks and I might slip to five or even four
When tomorrow morning comes
And I wake up with a number one
I swear, I'll never do it anymore!
(at least until next weekend)

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 01, 2024 07:42 PM (Aqu9a)

36 >>31 Cobra Kai S1 was the perfect demo on how to take an existing property - especially an old or iconic one - and use it to tell a new story.

there are good parts in later seasons. Jonny's training sequences are great. The one he does with Daniel-san is hilarious. Everything in his "training" is taken from 80s music videos and Rocky training montages.

Posted by: ace at October 01, 2024 07:42 PM (KRtlO)

37 The Dutch have a saying" Bijt het nijlpaard voordat het jou bijt",
which translates roughly to "Bite the hippo before it bites you".

This come from the fact that the hippopotamus is an immense prize to the hungry Bushman or Koranna, and the fat, with which these animals are always covered, is considered delicious. When salted it is called zee-koe speck, is very much like excellent fat bacon, and is greatly prized by the Dutch colonists.

Posted by: Hippo Facts at October 01, 2024 07:42 PM (vFG9F)

38 I was a breakdancer in the 80s. I'm not ashamed of my pop N Lock.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 07:43 PM (q7hip)

39 My sister was bitten by a hippo

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at October 01, 2024 07:43 PM (elaR+)

40 I was a breakdancer in the 80s. I'm not ashamed of my pop N Lock.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 07:43 PM (q7hip)
------------

Oh boy. We've got to get you to a NoVaMoMe. You could compete against Weasel.

Posted by: bluebell at October 01, 2024 07:44 PM (bS+DD)

41 Does anyones know what Presdent Obama thinks about the Iran / Isreal situation created by Trump ???

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at October 01, 2024 07:44 PM (VYql4)

42 the best joke in Cobra Kai was in season 5. Daniel-San explains what Miyagi said is the best way to win a fight: "No be there."

Jonny says, after all of his training he did for you, you couldn't correct his English?

But that's not the joke. Later on, Jonny provokes a fight with some hockey hooligans, leaving Daniel-san to fight them himself.

Later he walks in, once the fight is over. Daniel-san says "You just left me to fight five guys by myself!"

Jonny says: "No be there," and bows, and walks away.

Posted by: ace at October 01, 2024 07:44 PM (KRtlO)

43 I'm not ashamed of my pop N Lock.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 07:43 PM (q7hip)

TMI!

Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2024 07:44 PM (8rl+v)

44 Dennis Wingo @wingod
This should win science cartoon of the year award!

https://tinyurl.com/349f3bp5
funny, scientist cartoon

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 07:45 PM (CEzQx)

45
lol @ all the fake local "news" stations with Youtube accounts, today

Here's ABC7 NY "eyewitness news" title of their most recent fake news video:

"Iran retailiates at Israel, fires dozens of missiles"

And their "reporter" tells us none of the "dozens" of missiles did any damage.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2024 07:45 PM (2dCSr)

46 38 I was a breakdancer in the 80s. I'm not ashamed of my pop N Lock.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 07:43 PM (q7hip)

I was more a Broken Dancer in the 80's.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 01, 2024 07:45 PM (QAkQ3)

47 >>Oh boy. We've got to get you to a NoVaMoMe. You could compete against Weasel.

I would attend just to see that.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2024 07:45 PM (LkLld)

48 40 I was a breakdancer in the 80s. I'm not ashamed of my pop N Lock.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 07:43 PM (q7hip)
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Oh boy. We've got to get you to a NoVaMoMe. You could compete against Weasel.
Posted by: bluebell at October 01, 2024 07:44 PM (bS+DD

Dance off! Like in Footloose.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 07:45 PM (q7hip)

49 Because they are _________________

indeed. you get it.
Posted by: ace at October 01, 2024 07:36 PM (KRtlO)
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I don't ☹️. Would someone care to explain or is it one of those things I am better off not knowing?
Posted by: bluebell at October 01, 2024 07:41 PM (bS+DD)

I don't get it, either.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 01, 2024 07:46 PM (Aqu9a)

50 I don't ☹️. Would someone care to explain or is it one of those things I am better off not knowing?
Posted by: bluebell at October 01, 2024 07:41 PM (bS+DD)

*scootches over next to bluebell, waiting earnestly for a clue, because I don't get it either

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 01, 2024 07:46 PM (OX9vb)

51 i always say These bears are out of control. that's what the blank means.

Posted by: ace at October 01, 2024 07:46 PM (KRtlO)

52 45
lol @ all the fake local "news" stations with Youtube accounts, today

Here's ABC7 NY "eyewitness news" title of their most recent fake news video:

"Iran retailiates at Israel, fires dozens of missiles"

And their "reporter" tells us none of the "dozens" of missiles did any damage.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2024 07:45 PM (2dCSr)

Well... 450 is like... 35 dozen... sooooo...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 01, 2024 07:46 PM (QAkQ3)

53
That the Fake News Narrative, today, even with the local fake news:

1. Iran "retaliated"
2. Just "dozens" of missiles
3. No damage done because the missiles weren't really aimed at any specific targets.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2024 07:46 PM (2dCSr)

54 I feel sorry for the poor guy who was just walking down the street minding his own business when an Iranian missile landed on him. It looked like every bone in his body was smashed. At least he didn't suffer.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2024 07:47 PM (xCA6C)

55 Funny but true meme included, suitable for bookmarking:

WickedSon @SoggyBottom22 Sep 29
There is no climate crisis @AOC it is a #MannMade political agenda with a government “solution”.
ALL climate alarmism by its very design is an agenda to attack capitalism, destroy freedom, travel, ability to grow crops and individual liberties by attacking affordable energy.
#ClimateScam

https://tinyurl.com/4xdwzxrp

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 07:47 PM (CEzQx)

56 48 40 I was a breakdancer in the 80s. I'm not ashamed of my pop N Lock.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 07:43 PM (q7hip)
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Oh boy. We've got to get you to a NoVaMoMe. You could compete against Weasel.
Posted by: bluebell at October 01, 2024 07:44 PM (bS+DD

Dance off! Like in Footloose.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 07:45 PM (q7hip)

Hey, that's my schitck!

Posted by: StarLord... at October 01, 2024 07:47 PM (QAkQ3)

57 31 Cobra Kai S1 was the perfect demo on how to take an existing property - especially an old or iconic one - and use it to tell a new story.

Now watch how I start off a new story and

Posted by: the dark crystal: age of resistance at October 01, 2024 07:47 PM (gKWVE)

58 Continued mocking of the Australian champ break dancer is very much called for. Break dancing was one and done because of her.
Posted by: Boom Box

And do you think there is a down side to this 'one and done' for break dancing?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2024 07:48 PM (A90om)

59 So Biden is flying into NC tomorrow? I hope his car gets egged.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 07:48 PM (q7hip)

60 One of my favorites, a cat barking like a dog until discovered then meows.

https://tinyurl.com/myyvt3ar

Posted by: javems at October 01, 2024 07:48 PM (8I4hW)

61 51 i always say These bears are out of control. that's what the blank means.
Posted by: ace at October 01, 2024 07:46 PM

Oh! Of course! You'd think I wasn't here every night. LOL

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 01, 2024 07:48 PM (OX9vb)

62 The "American Hippo Bill” proposal was brought before the U.S. Department of Agriculture on March 24, 1910. The plan was to make the Mississippi River a haven for hippo ranches. The hippos could live in the Mississippi River and surrounding Bayous since they would not need grasslands as cattle do. Hippos would eat the water hyacinths, helping to ease the challenges caused by this invasive plant species. In turn, Americans would domesticate the hippos and raise them for meat to eat

Posted by: Hippo Facts at October 01, 2024 07:48 PM (vFG9F)

63 Moo Deng is Thai for Pig Red. They are Thai people, not Chinese. Khap Khun Khap!

Posted by: Mark at October 01, 2024 07:49 PM (gP8ie)

64 So Biden is flying into NC tomorrow? I hope his car gets egged.

He would be confused because chickens can't fly.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2024 07:49 PM (xCA6C)

65 Apparently there's orca whales breaching just off my beach and I'm not going to get there for another 15 minutes!

Foiled agin!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 01, 2024 07:49 PM (Si2lB)

66 Dance off! Like in Footloose.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 07:45 PM (q7hip)

Not a fan of Saturday Night Fever, eh?

Or of Grease (Do the Hand Jive!)

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 01, 2024 07:49 PM (Aqu9a)

67 This is supposed to be a happy thread...where's the damn otters???

Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2024 07:49 PM (W/lyH)

68 Other "how science works" memes:

https://tinyurl.com/4ststub5

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 07:49 PM (CEzQx)

69 Poor little Moo Deng. Being poked and prodded 24-7 would make any baby a little crabby.

Posted by: Tuna at October 01, 2024 07:49 PM (oaGWv)

70 >>>3 Moo Deng is Thai for Pig Red. They are Thai people, not Chinese. Khap Khun Khap!

oh I thought they might have been. thanks.

Posted by: ace at October 01, 2024 07:50 PM (KRtlO)

71 Evening, Ace and cafe-goers!
Just marking time here until my neighbor finishes dinner, then he will follow me to the next town in my blue Suburban, when I take the white one in to drop it off at the shop for an out-of-province safety inspection. Pretty sure it will pass just fine. I have gone through it pretty thoroughly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 01, 2024 07:50 PM (Bhbkm)

72 66 Dance off! Like in Footloose.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 07:45 PM (q7hip)

Not a fan of Saturday Night Fever, eh?

Or of Grease (Do the Hand Jive!)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 01, 2024 07:49 PM (Aqu9a)

But, when yer a Jet, yer a Jet all the way....

Posted by: StarLord... at October 01, 2024 07:50 PM (QAkQ3)

73 I had one of those life sized skeletons sitting in the backseat of my lesbaru, all seat belted in, wearing a ball cap for a good part of last year.

It was hilarious when people would notice and startle. Some even took pictures.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 01, 2024 07:41 PM (TKq3u)

For this year, get four white balaclavas, and put them over the headrests, so the dark eyes and mouth are pointing forward, or maybe a bit to the right.
(I wouldn't try to drive into McCord that way, it would just excite the guys on the gate)

Posted by: Kindltot at October 01, 2024 07:51 PM (D7oie)

74 Apparently there's orca whales breaching just off my beach and I'm not going to get there for another 15 minutes!

Foiled agin!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 01, 2024 07:49 PM (Si2lB)

Ummm...they're not breaching. IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2024 07:51 PM (W/lyH)

75
lol @ 2024 hollywood "entertainment"

-- Sauron is a pickle smoocher
-- Matlock is an old dyke

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2024 07:51 PM (2dCSr)

76 I would attend just to see that.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2024 07:45 PM (LkLld)
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So that what it would take. I see.

Posted by: bluebell at October 01, 2024 07:51 PM (bS+DD)

77 I think we should force ace to tell us about his club hopping days !

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 07:51 PM (V13WU)

78 You can tell that Moo Deng is fantasizing about dragging a zoo employee to a watery death.

Posted by: Paco at October 01, 2024 07:52 PM (njExo)

79 51 i always say These bears are out of control. that's what the blank means.
Posted by: ace at October 01, 2024 07:46 PM (KRtlO)
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Ah! Thank you. I should have known.

Posted by: bluebell at October 01, 2024 07:52 PM (bS+DD)

80 About as well as the Australian chick.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2024 07:35 PM (Wnv9h)

I never watched any of the Oldlimprix, but the way she cocked a snook against the whole panoply of bullshit sports is epic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 01, 2024 07:52 PM (Bhbkm)

81 Apparently there's orca whales breaching just off my beach and I'm not going to get there for another 15 minutes!

Foiled agin!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 01, 2024 07:49 PM (Si2lB)

Ummm...they're not breaching. IYKWIMAITTYD.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2024 07:51 PM (W/lyH)

They're wrestling?

Posted by: Count de Monet has flashbacks at October 01, 2024 07:52 PM (Aqu9a)

82 When salted it is called zee-koe speck, is very much like excellent fat bacon, and is greatly prized by the Dutch colonists.
Posted by: Hippo Facts

Noted for burning times, thank you!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2024 07:53 PM (A90om)

83 I suppose at least one of the Nine had to be a cock ring.

Posted by: gKWVE at October 01, 2024 07:53 PM (gKWVE)

84 To absolutely no one's surprise:

Kamala Harris slammed for ditching hurricane season preparedness briefings
NyPost

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 01, 2024 07:53 PM (IG4Id)

85 And I wake up with a number one
I swear, I'll never do it anymore!
(at least until next weekend)

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 01, 2024 07:42 PM (Aqu9a)

When I woke up I thought I was on the Zambezi river in a sinking boat.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 01, 2024 07:53 PM (WuJwx)

86 I be proud to announce thats the city of Brattleboro was be swnding 100 Gay perides T-Shits to North Carolina to helps the people sufferingf from Trump's Global Climate change. whats has you done to helps peeple of North Colonlina ???

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at October 01, 2024 07:54 PM (VYql4)

87 Kamala Harris slammed for ditching hurricane season preparedness briefings
NyPost
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 01, 2024 07:53 PM (IG4Id)

They were so early and those vodka hangovers are murder.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 07:54 PM (q7hip)

88 Is that a video of a sloth or a home movie of the infant Tim Walz?

Posted by: Paco at October 01, 2024 07:54 PM (njExo)

89 And their "reporter" tells us none of the "dozens" of missiles did any damage.

---

Asshole.

Posted by: Palicake at October 01, 2024 07:55 PM (hCzfy)

90 That Moo Deng is gross looking.

Sorry, not sorry.

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 01, 2024 07:55 PM (ftFVW)

91 No blah blah blah

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 01, 2024 07:55 PM (lbFa1)

92 When salted it is called zee-koe speck, is very much like excellent fat bacon, and is greatly prized by the Dutch colonists.
Posted by: Hippo Facts

======

We've got experts on anything and everything.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 01, 2024 07:55 PM (8AONa)

93 We've got experts on anything and everything.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 01, 2024 07:55 PM (8AONa

We're better than AskJeeves!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 07:56 PM (q7hip)

94 75
lol @ 2024 hollywood "entertainment"

-- Sauron is a pickle smoocher
-- Matlock is an old dyke
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2024 07:51 PM (2dCSr)

The Equalizer is a fat black middle age chick.

Posted by: StarLord... at October 01, 2024 07:57 PM (QAkQ3)

95 Is the VP debate tonight?

Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2024 07:57 PM (fwDg9)

96
There isn't going to be a debate, tonight.

It will be a Press Conference for pedo walz, hosted by CBS fake "news," and JD Vance will be there...on trial.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2024 07:57 PM (2dCSr)

97 Tip of the hat to Bluebell.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 01, 2024 07:58 PM (4QfYM)

98 Don't the girls all get prettier at closing time?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 01, 2024 07:59 PM (w4rYw)

99 43 I'm not ashamed of my pop N Lock.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 07:43 PM (q7hip)

TMI!

Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2024 07:44 PM (8rl+v)

We did the Alligator back in the day.

Posted by: javems at October 01, 2024 07:59 PM (8I4hW)

100 Tonight will the Childless Cat Lady Revenge Tour hosted by Tim Walz and Band.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 07:59 PM (q7hip)

101 67 This is supposed to be a happy thread...where's the damn otters???
Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2024 07:49 PM (W/lyH)

Moo Deng > Sea Otters >>> River Otters

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 01, 2024 07:59 PM (QoYOy)

102 Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat Sep 29
Cats' strange way of getting down the stairs 🤣

https://tinyurl.com/4yb2ac9r
1:02 minutes; some real "Holy crap!" styles.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 07:59 PM (CEzQx)

103 s that skeleton break dancing?

*holds up card*

0.0

Posted by: Olympic Judge at October 01, 2024 07:59 PM (/y8xj)

104 Apparently there's orca whales breaching just off my beach and I'm not going to get there for another 15 minutes!

Foiled agin!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Ummm...they're not breaching. IYKWIMAITTYD.
Posted by: Diogenes

They're wrestling?
Posted by: Count de Monet

Well see, when a male orca loves a female orca...

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 01, 2024 07:59 PM (d2sMF)

105 The casting director for this show should have won an Oscar. The absolutely nailed every serial killer casting perfectly. Berkowitz. BTK. Manson. Kemper.

Scary how much the actors look like them.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

The second season turns to shit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 01, 2024 07:59 PM (IG4Id)

106 >>So that what it would take. I see.

I'll do my best for the next one.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2024 08:00 PM (LkLld)

107 99 43 I'm not ashamed of my pop N Lock.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 07:43 PM (q7hip)

TMI!

Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2024 07:44 PM (8rl+v)

We did the Alligator back in the day.
Posted by: javems at October 01, 2024 07:59 PM (8I4hW)

Crocodile Rock?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 01, 2024 08:00 PM (QAkQ3)

108
What will be nambla-walz's fake Llyod Bentsen moment?

Will it be "coach" walz telling that young punk Vance he'd better watch his mouth talking shit about walz's "service?"

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2024 08:00 PM (2dCSr)

109 We've got experts on anything and everything.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 01, 2024 07:55 PM

Well, except for how to cook a steak.

Posted by: Khem Jeff at October 01, 2024 08:00 PM (a3Q+t)

110 They're wrestling?
Posted by: Count de Monet

Well see, when a male orca loves a female orca...

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 01, 2024 07:59 PM (d2sMF)

Book me a flight to Seattle! I gotta get in on that action.

Posted by: Orca Winfrey at October 01, 2024 08:00 PM (Bhbkm)

111 I better call it a night
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2024 08:00 PM (fwDg9)

112 There isn't going to be a debate, tonight.

It will be a Press Conference for pedo walz, hosted by CBS fake "news," and JD Vance will be there...on trial.

Posted by: Soothsayer

Vance just needs to keep asking "where's the governmental hurricane response?"

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 01, 2024 08:01 PM (d2sMF)

113 Barking kitten barks.

Posted by: Eromero at October 01, 2024 08:01 PM (ym0xL)

114 71 Just marking time here until my neighbor finishes dinner, then he will follow me to the next town in my blue Suburban, when I take the white one in to drop it off at the shop for an out-of-province safety inspection. Pretty sure it will pass just fine. I have gone through it pretty thoroughly. - Alberta Oil Peon

You remembered to take the bong out of the ashtray, right? Right?

Posted by: Paco at October 01, 2024 08:02 PM (njExo)

115 It will be a Press Conference for pedo walz, hosted by CBS fake "news," and JD Vance will be there...on trial.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2024 07:57 PM (2dCSr)

He's a smart guy, though, and seems like he can think on his feet. I think he'll prevail.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at October 01, 2024 08:02 PM (OX9vb)

116 Barking kitten barks.
Posted by: Eromero at October 01, 2024 08:01 PM (ym0xL)

My Sis had cats that learned to imitate the barks of the raccoons that came up onto the porch to steal the cat food.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 01, 2024 08:02 PM (Bhbkm)

117 Hmmm... shots fired outside Israeli Embassy in Stockholm.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 01, 2024 08:03 PM (QAkQ3)

118 This baby pygmy hippopotamus has conquered the internet.

https://is.gd/6QUCdU

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 01, 2024 08:03 PM (L/fGl)

119 We've got experts on anything and everything.

Posted by: 2009Refugee

It truly is scary how wide and deep the knowledge base here is.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 01, 2024 08:03 PM (d2sMF)

120 You remembered to take the bong out of the ashtray, right? Right?
Posted by: Paco at October 01, 2024 08:02 PM (njExo)

Hell, I took out the ashtray.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 01, 2024 08:03 PM (Bhbkm)

121 Vance just needs to keep asking "where's the governmental hurricane response?"
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 01, 2024 08:01 PM (d2sMF)

Vance needs to take a call from a friend who is trapped on the roof of his house with his wife and three babies begging for someone to save them.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2024 08:04 PM (W/lyH)

122
Prediction: Fake News will tell us walz emerged from the fake "debate" as the "champion" of "women's rights."

Abortion and fags. Cats, cat-ladies. Childless women. Um, also, I suspect CBS fake "moderators" will even ask Vance if he supports fake fag "marriages."

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2024 08:05 PM (2dCSr)

123 Tip of the hat to Bluebell.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 01, 2024 07:58 PM (4QfYM)
----------

Hello there! How are you and Mrs. Jinx?

Posted by: bluebell at October 01, 2024 08:06 PM (bS+DD)

124 Hmmm... shots fired outside Israeli Embassy in Stockholm.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 01, 2024 08:03 PM (QAkQ3)

Mustafa, working the night shift at Iranian missile command, suddenly realizes Sweden doesn't have an Iron Dome. He reaches for the button...

Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2024 08:06 PM (W/lyH)

125 Can i change my nic to "Liz Cheney's Floppy Grundle"?

I....

I feel like i need permission before i do.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 08:07 PM (DDGz9)

126 Former Director of National Intelligence Jim Clapper;

former CIA Director Michael V. Hayden;

former CIA Director Leon E. Panetta;

former CIA Director John Brennan;

former Acting CIA Director John E. McLaughlin;

former CIA chief of staff Laurence M. Pfeiffer;

former Department of Defense chief of staff Jeremy Bash;

CIA chief of station John Sipher;

former National Intelligence Council Chair Gregory Frye Treverton
====

All traitors.

All should be executed after trial.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2024 08:07 PM (9071g)

127 This funny:

https://tinyurl.com/564bsszc

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 01, 2024 08:08 PM (Bhbkm)

128
oh, and expect a "do you believe in global warming" question to Vance.

What else? Project 2025.

OH!

And Vance will be asked if he wants ukraine to "win."

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2024 08:08 PM (2dCSr)

129 This baby pygmy hippopotamus has conquered the internet.

https://is.gd/6QUCdU
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice!

That's what I get for posting before I read the post.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 01, 2024 08:08 PM (L/fGl)

130 I don't want Helene to turn into a Republican Katrina but the Right has crossed the Rubicon and have decided to fight like the Left. I can't fault them but also can't join them . That said there are specific fact based disaster policies that the Left should be attacked on.

Posted by: Titanium White at October 01, 2024 08:09 PM (nzEeq)

131 I always thought the scariest phrase was 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help'

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 01, 2024 08:09 PM (/6GbT)

132 Moo Deng is Thai, not Chinese.

Just different spices.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 01, 2024 08:10 PM (lUFok)

133 Will it be "coach" walz telling that young punk Vance he'd better watch his mouth talking shit about walz's "service?"
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2024 08:00 PM (2dCSr)

Walz was a noncom (who lies about his rank). JD was an officer.

He can shut right the fuck up about that bullshit

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 08:10 PM (DDGz9)

134 Quote tweet:
Shawn Hendrix @TheShawnHendrix · 22h 4:02 PM · Oct 1, 2024
Please share and tag! Hey @elonmusk can you make @Starlink free for the next 30 days in the disaster zone. It’s really slowing us down setting these up and I am putting them all on my personal card. Gift cards won’t seem to process.

Elon Musk @elonmusk
We are making a system update to allow all Starlinks in the affected areas to work, regardless of payment.

Software update hopefully completed tonight. Tomorrow at the latest.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 08:10 PM (CEzQx)

135 I don't want Helene to turn into a Republican Katrina but the Right has crossed the Rubicon and have decided to fight like the Left. I can't fault them but also can't join them . That said there are specific fact based disaster policies that the Left should be attacked on.
Posted by: Titanium White

I'll join them if they're serious about fighting the dems.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 01, 2024 08:11 PM (d2sMF)

136 I have to admit, the Moo Deng costume some unfunny SNL comedian wore for the Weekend Update segment was adorable! It was the only funny thing about the skit probably. I kind of want to see more of them around for Halloween.

Posted by: LizLem at October 01, 2024 08:11 PM (QAK8m)

137 Can i change my nic to "Liz Cheney's Floppy Grundle"?

I....

I feel like i need permission before i do.

Well, OK. But I kinda feel like there's gonna be trouble if Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper shows up.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 01, 2024 08:12 PM (/y8xj)

138 "George Bush doesn't care about black people." -- Kanye, 2005

"Kamala Harris doesn't care about black OR white people."
-- Kanye, 2024, if he had the stones

Posted by: LizLem at October 01, 2024 08:13 PM (QAK8m)

139 This baby pygmy hippopotamus has conquered the internet.

https://is.gd/6QUCdU
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice!

That's what I get for posting before I read the post.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 01, 2024 08:08 PM (L/fGl)

I won't say what it looks like to me.

The things people think are cute, I'll never understand.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2024 08:14 PM (zkeGc)

140 Can i change my nic to "Liz Cheney's Floppy Grundle"?
I....
I feel like i need permission before i do.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 08:07 PM

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

Posted by: Coach Duncanthrax at October 01, 2024 08:14 PM (a3Q+t)

141 Debate start yet?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 01, 2024 08:14 PM (eZwyX)

142 >>I don't want Helene to turn into a Republican Katrina but the Right has crossed the Rubicon and have decided to fight like the Left.

If only.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2024 08:14 PM (LkLld)

143 A [former] rapper, I take it, on September 6th:

6ixBuzzTV @6ixbuzztv 2h
#REPORT: Rich Homie Quan died from accidental fentanyl overdose.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 08:15 PM (CEzQx)

144 Elon Musk @elonmusk
We are making a system update to allow all Starlinks in the affected areas to work, regardless of payment.

Jeez!
This guy deserves the Nobel and Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2024 08:15 PM (W/lyH)

145 Can i change my nic to "Liz Cheney's Floppy Grundle"?

I....

I feel like i need permission before i do.

Well, OK. But I kinda feel like there's gonna be trouble if Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper shows up.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 01, 2024 08:12 PM (/y8xj)

They'll both have to fight with Margaret Cho's Fat Yellow Snatch.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2024 08:15 PM (zkeGc)

146 Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 08:10 PM (DDGz9)

You sure 'bout that? I thought he was an NCO.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 01, 2024 08:16 PM (3Ope8)

147 Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2024 08:14 PM (LkLld)

Hell I wish they would. The left is pure evil.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 01, 2024 08:16 PM (eZwyX)

148 Can i change my nic to "Liz Cheney's Floppy Grundle"?

I....

I feel like i need permission before i do.

Well, OK. But I kinda feel like there's gonna be trouble if Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper shows up.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 01, 2024 08:12 PM (/y8xj)

They'll both have to fight with Margaret Cho's Fat Yellow Snatch.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2024 08:15 PM (zkeGc)
***

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2024 08:17 PM (W/lyH)

149
Guess what!

Making "Joker II" a musical about a homicidal maniac who is NOT a criminal mastermind did not work!

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2024 08:18 PM (2dCSr)

150 Someone needs to take Cloggenstein’s wine bottle away.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 01, 2024 08:18 PM (Ycuuq)

151 Can i change my nic to "Liz Cheney's Floppy Grundle"?

I....

I feel like i need permission before i do.

Well, OK. But I kinda feel like there's gonna be trouble if Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper shows up.
Posted by: Oddbob at October 01, 2024 08:12 PM (/y8xj)

They'll both have to fight with Margaret Cho's Fat Yellow Snatch.
Posted by: BurtTC

Scrunt fight!

Place your bets now

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 01, 2024 08:18 PM (ftFVW)

152 Big win.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2024 08:18 PM (LkLld)

153 I don't want Helene to turn into a Republican Katrina but the Right has crossed the Rubicon and have decided to fight like the Left.
Posted by: Titanium White at October 01, 2024 08:09 PM

We'd love to fight the Left, but currently we're stymied due to lack of resources. Could you rush $15 (currently with a *very* attractive 3 to 1 match, immediately turning your investment into $5), so we can catch up, and hold their feet to the fire?

Posted by: GOPe at October 01, 2024 08:18 PM (a3Q+t)

154 Someone needs to take Cloggenstein’s wine bottle away.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 01, 2024 08:18 PM (Ycuuq)

Mary's here??? I missed that.
That hot l'il Battleburo Babe!
I wonder if she remembers that night with the jello shots on the shore?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2024 08:20 PM (W/lyH)

155 I thought my parents were strict but at least they never buried me in a hole.

Posted by: No Name Today at October 01, 2024 08:22 PM (vlXMQ)

156 I spent a couple hours at urgent care today after feeling "light-headed" at work and otherwise just not right. Everything came back OK, so who knows what was going on. You know you're over 29 when the first thing they do (after the usual pulse / BP / 02 readings) when you complain about feeling light-headed is slap an ECG on you.

Posted by: PabloD at October 01, 2024 08:22 PM (brcbf)

157 Elon Musk @elonmusk
We are making a system update to allow all Starlinks in the affected areas to work, regardless of payment.

=====

That is not an equitable solution.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 01, 2024 08:22 PM (8AONa)

158 145

'Margaret Cho's Fat Yellow Snatch.'

I'll bet it looks like Genghis Khan with his eyes shut.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 01, 2024 08:23 PM (3wi/L)

159 I spent a couple hours at urgent care today after feeling "light-headed" at work and otherwise just not right. Everything came back OK, so who knows what was going on. You know you're over 29 when the first thing they do (after the usual pulse / BP / 02 readings) when you complain about feeling light-headed is slap an ECG on you.

Only time that ever happened to me was when I passed out in the lobby. Heh, they freaked right the hell out.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 01, 2024 08:23 PM (lUFok)

160 >>> Making "Joker II" a musical about a homicidal maniac who is NOT a criminal mastermind did not work!
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2024 08:18 PM (2dCSr)

Is this a personal review of the film? Or it's bombing in theaters?

Still debating on whether I spend money to see Megalopolis. I have none, but I want to support Coppola, but I don't want to waste my money to hate watch a film if I end up not liking it. Argh decisions...

Posted by: LizLem at October 01, 2024 08:24 PM (QAK8m)

161 You know you're over 29 when the first thing they do (after the usual pulse / BP / 02 readings) when you complain about feeling light-headed is slap an ECG on you.
Posted by: PabloD at October 01, 2024 08:22 PM (brcbf)

Better than a hot iron I s'pose.
Glad your better.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2024 08:25 PM (W/lyH)

162 Haitians eating pets is close to a Lefty tactic . Of course the Right does it with a lot of humor that the Left is clueless to use.

I'd rather the meme be about the crime of the Haitians or 20k dropped off in a city of 60k. Again I acknowledge that the right's hand has been forced.

Posted by: Titanium White at October 01, 2024 08:25 PM (nzEeq)

163 So far Royals, Tigers and Mets have won.

Posted by: Accomack at October 01, 2024 08:25 PM (tLPHV)

164 Isn't Vance a lieutenant or major or something?

Maybe I'm thinking of someone else.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 08:26 PM (DDGz9)

165 Posted by: GOPe at October 01, 2024 08:18 PM (a3Q+t)

Brilliant.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 01, 2024 08:26 PM (eZwyX)

166 So far Royals, Tigers and Mets have won.
Posted by: Accomack at October 01, 2024 08:25 PM (tLPHV)

How did the Mariners do?
Oh...
Never mind.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2024 08:26 PM (W/lyH)

167 All traitors.

All should be executed after trial.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

"Take it easy on him, he's post-law! He knows what he is talking about."

Posted by: Tonypete at October 01, 2024 08:26 PM (WXNFJ)

168 Where is Moo Deng's daddy?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 01, 2024 08:27 PM (63Dwl)

169 >>Hell I wish they would. The left is pure evil.

We're in danger of losing the country and that is not hyperbole. They are rigging our elections, censoring our speech and trying to murder our nominee. We are in no way fighting like the left because we are in no way like them. They are trying to turn this country into a totalitarian nightmare where our rights are meaningless and power is the only meaningful metric.

Like him or hate him Trump needs to win if we are going to save this country. We can go back to making sure our pinkies are out once we crush these wanna be communists and get this country back to constitutional principles. Until then winning is all that matters and my concern Marquess of Queensberry rules is pretty much non-existent.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2024 08:28 PM (LkLld)

170 >>> We'd love to fight the Left, but currently we're stymied due to lack of resources. Could you rush $15 (currently with a *very* attractive 3 to 1 match, immediately turning your investment into $5), so we can catch up, and hold their feet to the fire?
Posted by: GOPe at October 01, 2024 08:18 PM (a3Q+t)

Do you have a cruise I can go on? Because I can't take your organization seriously unless there's a cruise.

Posted by: LizLem at October 01, 2024 08:28 PM (QAK8m)

171
Is this a personal review of the film? Or it's bombing in theaters?
Posted by: LizLem

Just what I've gathered from scathing reviews.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2024 08:28 PM (2dCSr)

172 I find Moo Deng to be entirely resistible.

Posted by: No Name Today at October 01, 2024 08:28 PM (vlXMQ)

173 Scrunt fight!

Place your bets now
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 01, 2024 08:18 PM (ftFVW

Scrubs fights are illegals in 43 states.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 08:29 PM (q7hip)

174 Isn't Vance a lieutenant or major or something?

Maybe I'm thinking of someone else.

Marine Corps Corporal. An E-4 so no one has to look that up.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 01, 2024 08:29 PM (lUFok)

175 >>> We can go back to making sure our pinkies are out once we crush these wanna be communists and get this country back to constitutional principles. Until then winning is all that matters and my concern Marquess of Queensberry rules is pretty much non-existent.

Well said JackStraw!

Posted by: LizLem at October 01, 2024 08:29 PM (QAK8m)

176 Damn you, autocornucopia

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 08:30 PM (q7hip)

177 Oh hell.

John Amos died.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 01, 2024 08:30 PM (3wi/L)

178 Isn't Vance a lieutenant or major or something?

Maybe I'm thinking of someone else.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 08:26 PM (DDGz9)

Corporal.
Which makes him part of the E-4 mafia...a formidable force in peacetime and in war.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2024 08:30 PM (W/lyH)

179 Tulsi is a Lieutenant Colonel.

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 08:30 PM (V13WU)

180
James Evans is mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2024 08:31 PM (2dCSr)

181 >>All traitors.

>>All should be executed after trial.

Court Marshal. They don't fall under Civil Jurisdiction.

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2024 08:31 PM (YE0Sv)

182 Raygun has become quite famous and popular in Australia. The fact she is pulling a gag apparently only endears her to the people here that much more. They think she is the snizz.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2024 08:31 PM (9071g)

183 Uncle Jesse died?

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2024 08:31 PM (YE0Sv)

184 Scrunt fight!

Place your bets now
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 01, 2024 08:18 PM (ftFVW)
----

It's a Snizz-off, baby!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 01, 2024 08:31 PM (kpS4V)

185 181
James Evans is mort?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2024 08:31 PM (2dCSr

Yeah. Death has been having its way recently.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 08:32 PM (q7hip)

186 I can't wait to get in on a Bulwark cruise!

Posted by: p diddy at October 01, 2024 08:32 PM (gKWVE)

187 Are snukes banned in a snizz off?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 08:32 PM (q7hip)

188 Strawmen always make an appearance.

Posted by: Titanium White at October 01, 2024 08:33 PM (nzEeq)

189 Marine Corps Corporal. An E-4 so no one has to look that up.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 01, 2024 08:29 PM (lUFok)

Ahhh, crap, so the creepy old perv does outrank him. Shame.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 08:33 PM (DDGz9)

190 181

Yep. I just saw it.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 01, 2024 08:33 PM (3wi/L)

191
Florida hears the news about James:

https://youtu.be/xKUwcCp7LPE?si=cTRTl_Rztd3CYKuF&t=27

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2024 08:33 PM (2dCSr)

192 Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2024 08:28 PM (LkLld)

Ain’t nothing wannabe about these people. The only thing standing in their way is the flimsy Constitution and one more election.

We should probably never go back to the original rules once we win. Forever vigilant stomping out their brush fires wherever we find them.

Intellectually of course

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at October 01, 2024 08:33 PM (eZwyX)

193 Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2024 08:30 PM (W/lyH)

*fist bump*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 01, 2024 08:34 PM (3Ope8)

194 I have a feeling a lot of strawmen will perish this evening at the 'debate'. A moment of silence

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 01, 2024 08:34 PM (/6GbT)

195 Wasn't Trump supposed to live tweet during the debate?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 08:34 PM (q7hip)

196 Former Hollywood guy Kevin Sorbo says, "I didn't get "blacklisted" from Hollywood, I left because they're all pedos."

https://t.ly/tUNj1

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 01, 2024 08:35 PM (lUFok)

197
His best role was as the owner of McDowell's.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2024 08:35 PM (2dCSr)

198 I thought my parents were strict but at least they never buried me in a hole.
Posted by: No Name Today at October 01, 2024 08:22 PM (vlXMQ)

My father buried me in a hole. Once.

Posted by: Danny Vermin at October 01, 2024 08:35 PM (iODuv)

199 >>> Yeah. Death has been having its way recently.

After dame Maggie died, friends of mine want to bubble wrap Julie Andrews until the Grim Reaper finishes his current bout of terror.

Posted by: LizLem at October 01, 2024 08:35 PM (QAK8m)

200 Moo Deng can't hold a candle to Moo Dung.

Posted by: Andrew Gillum at October 01, 2024 08:35 PM (paSBy)

201 Working my way through George Weigel's biography of Pope John Paul II "Witness to Hope". Stunning. The chapter "Be Not Afraid" is astounding, and now I'm in the midst of the Saint's first trip to Poland in 1979.
Posted by: mrp at October 01, 2024 07:35 PM (rj6Yv)
====
When he came to nyc in 1979 the air throughout the whole city was electric. I've never seen or felt anything like that since.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2024 08:36 PM (9071g)

202 Ahhh, crap, so the creepy old perv does outrank him. Shame.

That I know of, Vance never had to give up a rank because he failed to meet the qualifications and terms he agreed to.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 01, 2024 08:37 PM (lUFok)

203 Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 08:33 PM (DDGz9)

Not a problem. That goes out the window after discharge. He can and should call that loudmouth poser out regardless of his rank.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 01, 2024 08:37 PM (3Ope8)

204 Tampon Tim and the Tik Tok Twat

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 08:37 PM (q7hip)

205 >> I have a feeling a lot of strawmen will perish this evening at the 'debate'

Damn, I hope not.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 01, 2024 08:38 PM (LkLld)

206 Florida hears the news about James...

He wanted too much money, so they McLean Stevensoned him.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2024 08:38 PM (9071g)

207 >>> Former Hollywood guy Kevin Sorbo says, "I didn't get "blacklisted" from Hollywood, I left because they're all pedos." -- https://t.ly/tUNj1

Always has been!

Posted by: Shirley Temple, who has stories at October 01, 2024 08:39 PM (QAK8m)

208 Marine Corps Corporal. An E-4 so no one has to look that up.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 01, 2024 08:29 PM (lUFok)

Which outranks a National Guard E8 any day, every way.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2024 08:39 PM (nO2eK)

209 I have a feeling a lot of strawmen will perish this evening at the 'debate'. A moment of silence
Posted by: A dude in MI

How about a little fire, Scarecrow?

Posted by: Wicked Witch of the West at October 01, 2024 08:40 PM (ftFVW)

210 198
'His best role was as the owner of McDowell's.'

I liked that. Also liked him in Good Times as the hardworking dad ready to kick some ass if the situation called for it.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at October 01, 2024 08:40 PM (3wi/L)

211
He wanted too much money, so they McLean Stevensoned him.

Posted by: San Franpsycho

Goodbye Henry. Hello Larry.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 01, 2024 08:40 PM (63Dwl)

212 Its lazy. Its scoldy. Or jutting your chin out about how certain fences you like can never be torn down, while others should - just because you liked the idea of picking the fences.
Posted by: Call It What It Is at October 01, 2024 08:37 PM (LqIo/)

Calling out that an argument is completely irrelevant to the topic at hand is not laziness, it's due diligence.

As long as it actually *is* irrelevant. Too many Internet Progressives just repeat words they hear like cargo cult parrots, and say "I'm arguing!" like Ralph Wiggum with his finger up his nose.

Strawman! Gaslighting! Grift! I WIN!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 08:41 PM (DDGz9)

213 Ahhh, crap, so the creepy old perv does outrank him. Shame.

That I know of, Vance never had to give up a rank because he failed to meet the qualifications and terms he agreed to.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 01, 2024 08:37 PM (lUFok)

And Vance never made multiple trips to china and then came back to the unit and bragged about how great communism is.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2024 08:41 PM (W/lyH)

214
I met Al Kaline once a long time ago.

Yes, he was awesome.

Posted by: Auspex at October 01, 2024 08:41 PM (j4U/Z)

215 >>'His best role was as the owner of McDowell's.'

'They have the Big Mac. WE have the Big Mic.'

Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2024 08:41 PM (YE0Sv)

216 Court Marshal. They don't fall under Civil Jurisdiction.
Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2024 08:31 PM (YE0Sv)
===

Let's compromise and agree on summary execution at dawn.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2024 08:43 PM (9071g)

217 Viva ... https://www.youtube.com/live/MQ6d3htaQ9k

Posted by: Troll at October 01, 2024 08:44 PM (d8zPm)

218 Let's compromise and agree on summary execution at dawn.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2024 08:43 PM (9071g)

Yadda yadda yadda by the neck until dead, PROceed.

*fthwump*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 08:45 PM (DDGz9)

219 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 2h
Tonight we’ll find out if Walz can dial down his pedo-vibe.

Oh, shut up. You were thinking the same thing.

I’m only talking about the “vibe” part. No evidence of any wrongdoing.

He has a creepiness that is hard to ignore.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 08:46 PM (CEzQx)

220 There's nothing worse than a hippo with a little-man complex.

600 lbs, pussyboy! 3200 lbs, is where a proper hippo should be.

These aggressive little bastards are like an aquatic honey badger.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 01, 2024 08:46 PM (fY84s)

221
You reckon they're cooking up some staged crisis with the dockworkers to have jalama swoop in and save the day?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2024 08:47 PM (2dCSr)

222 FEMA should have pre-positioned supplies in a city near to the storm but not in the path; Pensacola & Jacksonville, FL; Chattanooga & Nashville, TN; Charlotte & Winston-Salem, NC, as examples. This isn't anything unusual, they've pre-positioned equipment & supplies many times in the past due to lessons learned from Katrina.

They were caught completely flat-footed and have done too little, too late. Now we're in the "run for cover and play the blame game" stage of the disaster, and they still haven't gotten it together in Western NC yet.

It's all absolutely ridiculous considering they've spent $1 Billion on housing refugees & illegals this year.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 01, 2024 08:47 PM (6ydKt)

223 Those 30 trips Timpon took to China was about more than his love for Peking Duck.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 01, 2024 08:48 PM (FfSAJ)

224 If you're winning - you ALWAYS want your opponent to make that play. Over and fucking over and over again. You'll beg them to repeat it.
Posted by: Call It What It Is at October 01, 2024 08:44 PM (LqIo/)

Ok, are we talking actual argument or TeeVee Politician Debate Show Hour?

Because in actual argument, yeah, but in foofy jackass dog and pony show mode, nobody is actually following shit about anything, so getting into the weeds about the intricacies of rhetoric really is completely pointless and makes you look like you're "losing".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 08:48 PM (DDGz9)

225 21 I'm reading where the black bears took to the trees in Appalachia to avoid the flood.
How do they know???
Because they are _________________

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 01, 2024 07:36 PM (MeG8a)

Maybe they noticed that their feet were getting wet.

Posted by: BillyD at October 01, 2024 08:50 PM (Yt3ED)

226 There's nothing worse than a hippo with a little-man complex.
600 lbs, pussyboy! 3200 lbs, is where a proper hippo should be.
These aggressive little bastards are like an aquatic honey badger.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 01, 2024 08:46

Are you talking about Tim Walz or was there something in the post I missed?

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at October 01, 2024 08:50 PM (55Qr6)

227 It was a straw man because I wasn’t talking about not legitimately fighting back . I was specifically talking about making up shit as a strategy or just basic name calling and unfounded accusations.

That doesn’t help win elections. Election integrity movements, fact checking the Dems, exposing their lies , etc win elections.

Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at October 01, 2024 08:50 PM (D6PGr)

228 If McDonalds had a brain, they would post a memorial to McDowels on X.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 08:50 PM (q7hip)

229 The bear is a tourist trap.
Yeah. Think about it.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 01, 2024 08:51 PM (JWQTr)

230 I love how people act like they know what's going to come out of this debate, as if this was a football game... or worse, a mock draft.

Nobody knows. Nobody could have known the only thing anyone would remember about the Trump/Harryass debate would be "they're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats."

You don't know. I don't know. Nobody knows, until everyone does.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2024 08:51 PM (+AFr+)

231 Viva appears to be flogging post-nuclear first aid kits.

Posted by: Troll at October 01, 2024 08:51 PM (d8zPm)

232 FEMA should have pre-positioned supplies in a city near to the storm but not in the path

Rest assured that this hurricane was "known to emergency officials". (h/t FBI)

Posted by: FEMA at October 01, 2024 08:52 PM (MZXFo)

233 25 Continued mocking of the Australian champ break dancer is very much called for. Break dancing was one and done because of her.

Posted by: Boom Box Larry at October 01, 2024 07:37 PM (CV8a5)

For that, the world should thank her daily. At least the parts of the world that pay attention to the Olympics.

Posted by: BillyD at October 01, 2024 08:52 PM (Yt3ED)

234 Barnes just showed. https://www.youtube.com/live/MQ6d3htaQ9k

Posted by: Troll at October 01, 2024 08:53 PM (d8zPm)

235 >>Oh hell.

John Amos died.

Posted by: Dr. Claw

>I liked John Amos. He made me smile.

>>>'His best role was as the owner of McDowell's.'

'They have the Big Mac. WE have the Big Mic.'

Posted by: garrett

>One of my favorite TV dads.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at October 01, 2024 08:53 PM (fY84s)

236 For that, the world should thank her daily. At least the parts of the world that pay attention to the Olympics.

Posted by: BillyD at October 01, 2024 08:52 PM (Yt3ED)

I've seen more break dance videos in the past couple months than I have my entire life leading up to this point.

Lots of truly astounding athletic talent involved. Much more than girls on horsies, or even weightlifters, shooters, or guys who have impossibly long legs, and move them fast over 100 meters.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2024 08:56 PM (+AFr+)

237 You reckon they're cooking up some staged crisis with the dockworkers to have jalama swoop in and save the day?
Posted by: Soothsayer

Same thing with President Mudpants and the RR workers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2024 08:56 PM (imCDr)

238 "One of my favorite TV dads.
Posted by: Dr. Bone"

JJ and his siblings feared him when he took off his belt on "Good Times".

Posted by: Hippo Facts at October 01, 2024 08:56 PM (vFG9F)

239 226: Re prepo supplies. You have no idea what you’re talking about. The prepo in Asheville was wrecked by the storm. No runway until Sunday. No road access until yesterday. One runway for all of WNC. No roads. No electricity. No infrastructure for a steep mountainous area larger than Massachusetts. Try to keep up.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at October 01, 2024 08:59 PM (tKNHW)

240
Debate NOOD

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2024 09:00 PM (2dCSr)

241 One of my favorites, a cat barking like a dog until discovered then meows.

https://tinyurl.com/myyvt3ar
Posted by: javems at October 01, 2024 07:48 PM (8I4hW)

That's not really barking like a dog, that's more the scared and lonely panic howl, a bit faster than normal. The kitten really sounds like a bark learned from a dog.

One of my cats had the hiccups and was making a strange noise because her nose is short and narrow. I had to go hold her to find out what was wrong and it soon cleared up. Haven't seen the like before.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 01, 2024 09:01 PM (n7h9X)

242 nood
Sean Davis @seanmdav 2h
60 Minutes is left-wing trash that tried to rig an election for Democrats with fake documents, and no self-respecting Republican should ever give it the time of day.

johnny maga @_johnnymaga 1h
🚨Trump sets the record straight on the 60 Minutes situation, says he would love to do an interview, but he first wants an apology from them for claiming the Hunter Biden laptop was "Russian disinformation" during his interview in 2020.

https://tinyurl.com/48zp3sa8
1:21 minutes; "the laptop from Hell"; also re. the MFM lie that crime didn't rise.

Merry @merrylynn06 30m
Replying to @_johnnymaga
Leslie Stahl needs to apologize!

Brian Kennedy @Brian_Kennedy 1h
Replying to @_johnnymaga
Lesly Stahl covering for Hunter's Laptop

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 09:03 PM (CEzQx)

243 Lots of truly astounding athletic talent involved. Much more than girls on horsies, or even weightlifters, shooters, or guys who have impossibly long legs, and move them fast over 100 meters.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 01, 2024 08:56 PM (+AFr+)

Sure it takes skill, but so does painting. It shouldn't be an Olympic sport, nor should Baseball or Basketball or any team game. And don't get me started on Synchronized Swimming.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 01, 2024 09:04 PM (n7h9X)

244
McLean Stevenson would have made a great replacement husband for Florida.

Posted by: Auspex at October 01, 2024 09:04 PM (j4U/Z)

245 You reckon they're cooking up some staged crisis with the dockworkers to have jalama swoop in and save the day?
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2024 08:47 PM (2dCSr)

They don't have good scriptwriters or actors.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 01, 2024 09:06 PM (n7h9X)

246 Just remember, my communist governor Tim Jong Walz is a professional LIAR. Period.

Posted by: Danimal28 at October 01, 2024 09:07 PM (ryUqI)

247 Guess what!

Making "Joker II" a musical about a homicidal maniac who is NOT a criminal mastermind did not work!
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 01, 2024 08:18 PM (2dCSr)

Well there was Sweeny Todd, so how can they be blamed for thinking this might not be universally popular.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 01, 2024 09:12 PM (n7h9X)

248 Moo Deng's mom:

Notice her incisors? Looks like she could bite through an engine block if she wanted to.

Posted by: mnw at October 01, 2024 09:29 PM (NLIak)

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