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Iran Launches Two Waves of Ballistic Missile Attacks Against Israel's Cities;
Harris-Biden Administration Warns ISRAEL to Not "Escalate"

Update: Israel says: We're going to Dangerously Escalate, motherf*ckers.

Avi Mayer
@AviMayer

Israeli officials say Israel's response to the Iranian missile attack "will be unlike anything we've known until now." (Kan)


Iran has been talking about attacking Israel for weeks. The Harris-Biden Administration, and the entire pro-terrorist media, said nothing.

Now that Iran has launched missiles, and Israel is obliged to strike back: Now comes the hand-wringing about "dangerous escalations" again.

Katie Pavlich:

Iran has launched hundreds of ballistic missiles into Israel Tuesday. Hezbollah has also launched rockets from southern Lebanon. Missile defense systems, including David's Sling, Arrow Defense System and Iron Dome are currently working to shoot down the incoming. There has been a potential direct hit in Tel Aviv. Israeli citizens across the country, including in Jerusalem and Tel Aviv, are in bomb shelters.

The targets are, of course, population centers.

Yashar Ali
@yashar

Islamic Republic of Iran state media is distributing this clip with the following statement:

"Do not take your eyes off the sky of Tel Aviv. Zionist murderers are being punished."

Via French source BFTV:

The Iranian Revolutionary Guard says that the attack against Israel is a response to the deaths of the heads of Hezballah and Hamas.

So Iran is responding because its terrorist proxy armies were hit by the country it's waging terrorist war against. Obviously this is not a just cause for attacking a country.

This is, what's the word?, a Dangerous Escalation.

But no one in the corrupt globalist Regime is concerned about that.

They're only worried about Israel's response to Iran's response (to Israel's response to Iran's unceasing terror war):

Caroline Glick
@CarolineGlick

Ch 14 reported that the U.S. and Iran are negotiating the scope of the strike so that the U.S. will be able to compel Israel not to retaliate.

Get it?

The Biden-Harris administration is reportedly telling a U.S. enemy what level of assault against a U.S. ally is acceptable.

David Reaboi, Late Republic Nonsense
@davereaboi


Exactly as expected--the top priority in Washington and Tehran is to stop Israel's momentum and destroy its new image as the regional strong horse.



Iran and/or Hezballah and/or Hamas sent armed men to shoot up Tel Aviv. Just before the missile attack, so yes, this was at least coordinated with Iran:

Initial reports indicated that multiple people were shot and that there were two gunmen involved.

Jewish News Syndicate reported that at least nine people were wounded, including four in critical condition, and that the two gunmen were killed (via JNS):


A police officer on the scene said the terrorist attack involved at least two gunmen who opened fire at people waiting for a train at one of the light rail stations on Jaffa's Jerusalem Boulevard.

No warnings from the media or Harris-Biden about this Dangerous Escalation:

An Israeli Minister is promising: Oh yes, there will be some dangerous escalations.

Open Source Intel
@Osint613

JUST IN

Minister Miki Zohar: The stupid Iranian leader who made the worst decision in its history, will pay a very heavy price. This is the beginning of the end of the damned Iranian regime.


Posted by: Ace at 01:33 PM




Comments

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1 It's FAFO time for Iran!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2024 01:33 PM (uHLvs)

2 Oh, I'll go fetch them.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2024 01:33 PM (uHLvs)

3 Done.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2024 01:34 PM (uHLvs)

4 Good thing we have no troops there.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 01, 2024 01:34 PM (sX1BW)

5 Harris-Biden Administration Warns ISRAEL to Not "Escalate"

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Why do I feel like Bibi won't listen?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 01:34 PM (GBKbO)

6 This had to come to a head at some point. The big question is how the Iranian people will respond.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2024 01:34 PM (xCA6C)

7 If Trump is some dangerous madman, why didn't Putin invade the Ukraine and Iran attack Israel while he was in office?

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 01, 2024 01:35 PM (i7Q7S)

8 Daily Mail had some amazing video of the missiles coming in, some being intercepted. It's like something out of a scifi movie.

Posted by: fd at October 01, 2024 01:35 PM (vFG9F)

9 With this and the longshoremen union strike I better stock up on sandbags before it is too late.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at October 01, 2024 01:35 PM (t+Tko)

10 No punch backs!

Posted by: Iran at October 01, 2024 01:35 PM (Aqu9a)

11 Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 01, 2024 01:34 PM (sX1BW)

Pentagon says they are on their way.

While Biden said none would be sent.

None of this is good.

Posted by: thathalfrican - steady mobbing at October 01, 2024 01:35 PM (eZwyX)

12 Here's hoping that Vance eviserates Walz over this tonight.

Of course, the moderators will probably forbid discussion of the subject.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 01, 2024 01:35 PM (uxCna)

13

A nice big fat QOM-SHOT right in that 13th Imam's wishing well.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 01:35 PM (x0n13)

14 Why would Vance bring up war to a war hero like Tim Walz?!?

That's like stepping on a rake!!!

Posted by: Jay in PA at October 01, 2024 01:36 PM (i7Q7S)

15 Vote for me and we can fix these problems starting on Jan 20th, 2025!

Posted by: Quemala! at October 01, 2024 01:36 PM (HBWHs)

16 Minister Miki Zohar: The stupid Iranian leader who made the worst decision in its history, will pay a very heavy price. This is the beginning of the end of the damned Iranian regime.

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But DU thinks that Israel should not because it's making the American election more difficult for their team!

Why won't Israel consider what's truly important?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 01:36 PM (GBKbO)

17 Jerusalem terrorist attack videos here:

Middle East Observer @ME_Observer_
⚡️🚨 MDA CEO Eli Bin: The attack took place in two areas in Jaffa - Jerusalem Boulevard and Gaza Street, the shooting is still active in the area

https://tinyurl.com/3z23m8b6

Middle East Observer @ME_Observer_
⚡️ 🚨 Hebrew sites:

A difficult event, a difficult event , mass casualty event

Shooting from everywhere

⚡️ 🚨 Hebrew websites:

10 injuries in the shooting operation in Tel Aviv - 6 in critical condition

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 01:36 PM (CEzQx)

18 Minister Miki Zohar: The stupid Iranian leader who made the worst decision in its history, will pay a very heavy price. This is the beginning of the end of the damned Iranian regime.

His lips to God's ears. Free the hawt Persian women!

Posted by: Ian S. at October 01, 2024 01:36 PM (2ocoG)

19 I am praying for Israel as well as for us that our feckless leaders are not so feckless.

Posted by: Piper at October 01, 2024 01:36 PM (p4NUW)

20 Why do I feel like Bibi won't listen?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Because you're smarter than the current US administration just might be all it takes.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2024 01:36 PM (uHLvs)

21 Ace, are you going to watch the debate with us?

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 01:36 PM (VnUSN)

22 Okay. That covers the "fuck around" portion.

I have a feeling Iran is not going to like the "find out" section which is almost definitely coming.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at October 01, 2024 01:37 PM (FAbrK)

23 >>>21 Ace, are you going to watch the debate with us?

yes, I will watch at least the first half with you. If I get too upset I might bail.

Posted by: ace at October 01, 2024 01:37 PM (KRtlO)

24 Yes, October will be chock full of surprises.

Chock. Full.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 01, 2024 01:37 PM (Q4IgG)

25 Note that Israel has bomb shelters for its civilian population, unlike Hamas and Hezbollah.

That's because Israel wants to minimize civilian casualties, and Hamas and Hezbollah want to maximize civilian casualties.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 01, 2024 01:37 PM (uxCna)

26 Seems to me that bombing all of Iran's cities would be a "proportional" response....

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 01, 2024 01:37 PM (N1DT3)

27 Harris-Biden Administration Warns ISRAEL to Not "Escalate"
......

Just suck up a few bombs , fellas. No biggie.

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 01:37 PM (v0R5T)

28 >>>Harris-Biden Administration Warns ISRAEL to Not "Escalate"

Father, father
We don't need to escalate
You see, war is not the answer
For only love can conquer hate
You know we've got to find a way
To bring some lovin' here today

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 01:37 PM (VnUSN)

29 Not so sure Iron Dome was overwhelmed as some reports say.

If I recall correctly, Iron Dome is selective in targeting incoming munitions. It targets those that pose a threat to populated areas and lets slide those that are deemed to hit and detonate in open areas mostly void of people.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 01, 2024 01:38 PM (Y1sOo)

30 Emily Schrader - אמילי שריידר امیلی شریدر @emilykschrader
Footage of ballistic missiles arriving in Israel sent by the Islamic regime in Iran and there are reports of missile hit or fragment of one falling in Tel Aviv. Updates to follow. This is the fourth round of sirens in Tel Aviv tonight. ❤️‍🩹

https://tinyurl.com/45n33jjn
12 seconds and 8 seconds.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 01:38 PM (CEzQx)

31 This is also happening a day after we found out that Iran had created an anti-Mossad military unit that ended up being led by an undercover Mossad agent.

If Israel is intent on fucking with Iran's shit, I get the sense that Israel is going to be able to fuck with Iran's shit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 01:38 PM (GBKbO)

32 Sancte Michael Archangele, defende nos in proelio.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at October 01, 2024 01:38 PM (OTdqV)

33 Yes, October will be chock full of surprises.

Chock. Full.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 01, 2024 01:37 PM (Q4IgG)

Chock-fil-A?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 01, 2024 01:38 PM (Aqu9a)

34 I believe what just happened in Israel with the civilian attacks are a blueprint for what is planned here.

ABC...always be carrying.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2024 01:39 PM (tT6L1)

35 23 yes, I will watch at least the first half with you. If I get too upset I might bail.
Posted by: ace at October 01, 2024 01:37 PM (KRtlO)

=======

"Not a single mention of copyright law! Dammit! These people have no pulse on the American voters' concerns!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 01:39 PM (GBKbO)

36

Bushehr? 43 10,000 lb. earthhquake bombs near one of their centrifuge facilities.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 01:39 PM (x0n13)

37 So the White House has nothing to say to those mischievous scalliwags in Tehran?
I hope there's a bunch of dead austere religious scholars piling up.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 01, 2024 01:39 PM (83zL0)

38 And on Jimmuh's bday too. Iran most be so proud.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 01:39 PM (CIS44)

39 Some of the missiles were apparently aimed at Israel's nuclear reactor in Dimona.

Well, since you opened the door, guys...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 01, 2024 01:39 PM (uxCna)

40 > If I recall correctly, Iron Dome is selective in targeting incoming munitions. It targets those that pose a threat to populated areas and lets slide those that are deemed to hit and detonate in open areas mostly void of people.

I hope that's what happened. I saw video that appeared to show several rockets striking at/near ground level.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 01, 2024 01:39 PM (Odg76)

41 In similar news, turned on Bold and the Beautiful (wife insists) and they were ending a CBS special report on the Iranian attack. Old white lady in a helmet in Tel Aviv. Guy in NY was a black poofster with a cock shaped mouth.

Much rather see Nice Bid Brooke in her revealing top.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 01, 2024 01:40 PM (ufFY8)

42 >>21 Ace, are you going to watch the debate with us?

yes, I will watch at least the first half with you. If I get too upset I might bail.
Posted by: ace

If you must Walz and the moderator you'll be able to watch longer.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2024 01:40 PM (uHLvs)

43 #17 Pardon me; the Jaffa terrorist attack.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 01:40 PM (CEzQx)

44 >>> 38 And on Jimmuh's bday too. Iran most be so proud.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 01:39 PM (CIS44)

Jimmuh's probably happy too, if he really is still breathing.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 01:40 PM (FnneF)

45 yes, I will watch at least the first half with you. If I get too upset I might bail.
Posted by: ace


Well, you're bringing the beer, so please leave that if you bail.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 01, 2024 01:41 PM (v6JzV)

46 Better tighten up your turbans, boys.

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 01:41 PM (v0R5T)

47 Bomb Iran.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 01, 2024 01:41 PM (Dk7aV)

48 Seems to me that bombing all of Iran's cities would be a "proportional" response....
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at October 01, 2024 01:37 PM (N1DT3)


Does Iran have anything resembling Israel's missile defense systems? Cuz sending back 100 or so missiles would be totes proportional.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 01, 2024 01:41 PM (U7wke)

49 38 And on Jimmuh's bday too. Iran most be so proud.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 01:39 PM (CIS44)



The desiccated evil bastard who created this situation 44 years ago!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 01:41 PM (x0n13)

50 guessing the nuclear facility will be the first to go BOOM

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 01:41 PM (CIS44)

51 There is only one way to respond to this. Give Ukraine more money.

- Sen McConnell

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 01, 2024 01:42 PM (sX1BW)

52
BOMB IRAN back into the 7th century they SO want to live in.

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 01, 2024 01:42 PM (+oR7L)

53 Much rather see Nice Bid Brooke in her revealing top.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop


What's the artwork she made the nice bid on?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 01, 2024 01:42 PM (v6JzV)

54 Bomb Iran.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 01, 2024 01:41 PM (Dk7aV)

The Oldies But Goodies were always best.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 01, 2024 01:42 PM (Aqu9a)

55 Does Iran have anything resembling Israel's missile defense systems? Cuz sending back 100 or so missiles would be totes proportional.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic a

I'd say 400 would be proportional.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 01:42 PM (CIS44)

56 stupid Iranian leader who made the worst decision in its history, will pay a very heavy price. This is the beginning of the end of the damned Iranian regime.

So soon after pride month?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 01, 2024 01:42 PM (36Zmq)

57 23 >>>21 Ace, are you going to watch the debate with us?

yes, I will watch at least the first half with you. If I get too upset I might bail.
Posted by: ace at October 01, 2024 01:37 PM (KRtlO)

YAYYYYYY!

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 01:42 PM (VnUSN)

58 Turn Tehran into a glass parking lot.

Enough of this shit.

Posted by: The_Hoser at October 01, 2024 01:42 PM (3qNLt)

59 >>> 51 There is only one way to respond to this. Give Ukraine more money.

- Sen McConnell
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 01, 2024 01:42 PM (sX1BW)

Nah, that's Miss Lindsey. Mitch is still staring at nothing.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 01:42 PM (FnneF)

60 Nice Bid Brooke
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 01, 2024 01:40 PM (ufFY


Good bridge player?

Posted by: spindrift at October 01, 2024 01:43 PM (OguvZ)

61 Thank you to all the well-wishers. We actually had 3 pups in Tel Aviv area this evening.

Oh and drop dead Biden, Harris and your xhenchpersons!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 01, 2024 01:43 PM (hH84v)

62 I just want the US to shut up. But no.

Zero business telling any country anything.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 01, 2024 01:43 PM (Z8Yh2)

63 I read that 8 people died in a terror attack...

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 01:43 PM (V13WU)

64 If you must Walz and the moderator you'll be able to watch longer.
Posted by: AZ deplorable

MUTE, damn typo, MUTE.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2024 01:43 PM (uHLvs)

65 "There is only one way to respond to this. Give Ukraine more money. - Sen McConnell"

I laughed.

Posted by: Ribbed at October 01, 2024 01:43 PM (B0mGw)

66 I'm praying for a major depletion of austerity and scholarship in Iran.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 01, 2024 01:43 PM (wzAuc)

67 His lips to God's ears. Free the hawt Persian women!
Posted by: Ian S. at October 01, 2024 01:36 PM (2ocoG)

I will allow all these wimmens that are equal to or superior in looks to a prime Catherine Bell.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 01, 2024 01:43 PM (ufFY8)

68 Thank you to all the well-wishers. We actually had 3 pups in Tel Aviv area this evening.

Oh and drop dead Biden, Harris and your xhenchpersons!


Take care.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 01, 2024 01:44 PM (uxCna)

69 Oh and drop dead Biden, Harris and your xhenchpersons!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 01, 2024 01:43 PM (hH84v)
---------

I was hoping we would hear from you. I hope you and your extended family and friends stay safe.

Posted by: bluebell at October 01, 2024 01:44 PM (bS+DD)

70 The Biden-Harris administration is reportedly telling a U.S. enemy what level of assault against a U.S. ally is acceptable.

Betrayal, incompetence and the dead hand of the stick-figure god, Barack Obama. God have mercy on our country. And on Israel.

Posted by: Paco at October 01, 2024 01:44 PM (njExo)

71 The intertubes tell me that Israel's population is not quite 10M and Iran's is not quite 87M.

So, 8.7 to 1 is proportional.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 01:44 PM (FnneF)

72
Maybe the Israeli response won't be airstrikes or missiles. Maybe it will be activation of capabilities developed inside Iran over a long period of time, for just such a time as this.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 01, 2024 01:44 PM (d4X7t)

73 I'm praying for a major depletion of austerity and scholarship in Iran.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 01, 2024 01:43 PM (wzAuc)
--------

Also shrewdness.

Posted by: bluebell at October 01, 2024 01:45 PM (bS+DD)

74 I will allow all these wimmens that are equal to or superior in looks to a prime Catherine Bell.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop


And not of her sexual orientation.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 01, 2024 01:45 PM (v6JzV)

75 Where do I apply for my sling ring so I can hop onto another time line?

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 01:45 PM (CIS44)

76 Does Iran have anything resembling Israel's missile defense systems? Cuz sending back 100 or so missiles would be totes proportional.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic a

I'd say 400 would be proportional.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 01:42 PM (CIS44)


399, that's my final offer.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 01, 2024 01:45 PM (U7wke)

77 A nice big fat QOM-SHOT right in that 13th Imam's wishing well.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 01:35 PM (x0n13)

Yep. 50 megatons of it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 01, 2024 01:45 PM (RpFn0)

78 Israel needs to put an end to this BS from Iran.

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 01:45 PM (V13WU)

79 "It targets those that pose a threat to populated areas and lets slide those that are deemed to hit and detonate in open areas mostly void of people."

yeah, someone on some news post just said that.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 01, 2024 01:45 PM (Cus5s)

80 What's the artwork she made the nice bid on?
Posted by: Bulgarocton

I hope it wasn't painted by Hunter.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 01, 2024 01:45 PM (ufFY8)

81 How many missiles did Iran launch? 20 to one return fire seems fair.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2024 01:45 PM (tT6L1)

82 So, 8.7 to 1 is proportional.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 01:44 PM (FnneF)

And with a gain factor of 1,000, it's still proportional.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 01:45 PM (DDGz9)

83 58 Turn Tehran into a glass parking lot.

Enough of this shit.
Posted by: The_Hoser at October 01, 2024 01:42 PM (3qNLt)



If you destroy that magic wishing well from where their mythical 12th (13th?) Imam is supposed to appear from to herald the Islamic reign on Earth forever, you destroy a central pillar of Islamic belief, in that that site is allegedly protected by Allah.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 01:45 PM (x0n13)

84 Patton had the right idea.

Soak the bullets in pig's blood.

Posted by: Shenanigans at October 01, 2024 01:45 PM (pZ0Mr)

85 The Biden-Harris administration is reportedly telling a U.S. enemy what level of assault against a U.S. ally is acceptable.

Hey, we have the voters in Dearborn to consider!

Posted by: Kammie! at October 01, 2024 01:46 PM (uxCna)

86 Bibi should just keep pretending he's got a bad cell reception. Yes, hello Mr. dent. Yes will, happy to bomb Ira...Tha for cal..click.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 01, 2024 01:46 PM (ewjUl)

87 So, 8.7 to 1 is proportional.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Ok so, 3,480 missiles. DEAL!

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 01:46 PM (CIS44)

88 73 I'm praying for a major depletion of austerity and scholarship in Iran.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 01, 2024 01:43 PM (wzAuc)
--------

Also shrewdness.
Posted by: bluebell at October 01, 2024 01:45 PM (bS+DD)

LOL bluebell!

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 01:46 PM (VnUSN)

89 Every time Israel gets going , the fkng mullahs are launching ballistic missiles and the population has to shelter.

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 01:46 PM (V13WU)

90 Bomb Iran.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 01, 2024 01:41 PM (Dk7aV)
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Bomb Iran, shitty economy, Jimmy Carter - it's 1979 all over again!

Posted by: jhawk90 at October 01, 2024 01:47 PM (ggOdn)

91 LOL

Stupid typo.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 01, 2024 01:47 PM (ufFY8)

92 If you destroy that magic wishing well from where their mythical 12th (13th?) Imam is supposed to appear from to herald the Islamic reign on Earth forever, you destroy a central pillar of Islamic belief, in that that site is allegedly protected by Allah.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 01:45 PM (x0n13)
---
We should have done that to two particular locations in Saudi Arabia a long, long time ago.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 01, 2024 01:47 PM (7fElN)

93 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 17m
Iranian missile strikes Amman, Jordan

Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 7m
IDF announces:

“This will have consequences. We have plans. We will act, deciding where and when.”

Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 56s
FAKE NEWS:
No Iranian missile has hit an Israeli gas rig despite multiple reports from pro-Iranian accounts.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 01:47 PM (CEzQx)

94 black poofster with a cock shaped mouth.

Captain Beefheart song?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 01, 2024 01:47 PM (36Zmq)

95 Emanuel (Mannie) Fabian
@manniefabian·
1m
At least 180 missiles were launched from Iran amid the attack on Israel, according to fresh assessments.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 01, 2024 01:47 PM (Cus5s)

96 Soak the bullets in pig's blood.

The Russians sewed the bodies of some Chechen terrorists up in pigskin before burial, and videoed it, to serve as an example to the others.

When subtlety just isn't enough...

Posted by: Kammie! at October 01, 2024 01:47 PM (uxCna)

97 >>> 83
==
If you destroy that magic wishing well from where their mythical 12th (13th?) Imam is supposed to appear from to herald the Islamic reign on Earth forever, you destroy a central pillar of Islamic belief, in that that site is allegedly protected by Allah.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 01:45 PM (x0n13)

Where is it supposed to be?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 01:47 PM (FnneF)

98 There was a time when I'd read that the US was working with Iran and dismiss it as obvious fabrication...
this is not those times.

Posted by: Inogame at October 01, 2024 01:48 PM (53oGX)

99 I think this calls for Kamala and Chuck Schumer to go to Gaza and personally negotiate a peace agreement.

Posted by: Thatch at October 01, 2024 01:48 PM (YiTKW)

100 Iran is launching missiles at Israeli cities...the idea that anyone can say with a straight face that Israel shouldn't escalate is offensive.

At least Iran is honest and says they want to destroy Israel.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 01, 2024 01:48 PM (d9fT1)

101 84 Patton had the right idea.

Soak the bullets in pig's blood.
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 01, 2024 01:45 PM (pZ0Mr)


"Garlic!"

Jack Nicholson, in the St. Valentine's Day Massacre

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 01:48 PM (x0n13)

102 If you destroy that magic wishing well from where their mythical 12th (13th?) Imam is supposed to appear from to herald the Islamic reign on Earth forever, you destroy a central pillar of Islamic belief, in that that site is allegedly protected by Allah.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

All Islam, or just the Shitites?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 01, 2024 01:48 PM (v6JzV)

103 I like that Israel can cause more carnage and death with exploding pagers than Iran does with 450 missiles.

The only thing the Muslim savages have on their side is sheer numbers.

Posted by: Ripley at October 01, 2024 01:48 PM (GUOwU)

104 There was a time when I'd read that the US was working with Iran and dismiss it as obvious fabrication...
this is not those times.
Posted by: Inogame at October 01, 2024 01:48 PM

It's so beyond fucked up.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 01, 2024 01:48 PM (ewjUl)

105 This is major, serious and inevitable. Netanyahu wanted a war and now he's got it. The timing of all this is...curious.

Nothing inevitible about it. Iran has been fudning its proxy terrorist attacks for decades. The fact that they think they can just do so with impunity is madness. This was a stupid move by Iran.

And the US has been funding its proxy for decades as well. At least Iran seems to have some control over its proxies.

Interesting perspective. Hamas attacked Israel. Hezbollah attacked Israel. Israel is defending itself. So now it's Israel's fault that there is a war?

So plainly obvious - Trump collusion with Bibi. Ever since Bibi was with trump at maralago:

1. Ceasefire talks have stopped
2. Pager explosions
3. Excalating rhetoric from Israel
4. Curious Hezbollah killing as if Bibi didn't know what was going to happen
5. Trump team wanting full defense briefs

I'm 99.99% certain Trump has been colluding with Bibi to get to this

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 01, 2024 01:48 PM (JCZqz)

106 If you destroy that magic wishing well from where their mythical 12th (13th?) Imam is supposed to appear from to herald the Islamic reign on Earth forever, you destroy a central pillar of Islamic belief, in that that site is allegedly protected by Allah.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Yes, and all of those zealots that wake up the next day after holding "The End is Near" signs totally see the error of their ways.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 01, 2024 01:49 PM (IG4Id)

107 Miss me yet?? Tanned, rested, and ready.

Posted by: Mahmoud Amahdinnerjacket at October 01, 2024 01:49 PM (Aqu9a)

108
Iran sends over 600 missiles into Israel.

First 3 VP debate question tonight:

"Senator Vance, why do you hate cat ladies?"

"Senator Vance, why did you lie about Hatians eating cats and dogs, a racist trope?"

"Governor Walz, why are you so awesome?"

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 01, 2024 01:49 PM (+oR7L)

109 If you destroy that magic wishing well from where their mythical 12th (13th?) Imam is supposed to appear from to herald the Islamic reign on Earth forever, you destroy a central pillar of Islamic belief, in that that site is allegedly protected by Allah.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 01:45 PM (x0n13)


Gosh. I'd feel real bad about that. Sadly, I don't expect they'd accept the falsus in uno doctrine.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 01, 2024 01:49 PM (U7wke)

110 How do you escalate? I'm sure I know what that means.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 01, 2024 01:49 PM (83zL0)

111 yes, I will watch at least the first half with you. If I get too upset I might bail.
Posted by: ace at October 01, 2024 01:37 PM (KRtlO)

You're a better man than me. I'm not prepared to watch even a minute of it. Wifey would like to see it together to laugh at the Left but I'm just so tired of it and them. I will sit with her if she wants because the woman is a fucking saint.

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2024 01:49 PM (LCr8f)

112 105 So plainly obvious - Trump collusion with Bibi. Ever since Bibi was with trump at maralago:

1. Ceasefire talks have stopped
2. Pager explosions
3. Excalating rhetoric from Israel
4. Curious Hezbollah killing as if Bibi didn't know what was going to happen
5. Trump team wanting full defense briefs

I'm 99.99% certain Trump has been colluding with Bibi to get to this
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 01, 2024 01:48 PM (JCZqz)

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Trump is so powerful he can direct international geopolitics while out of office.

And you wish to oppose this man?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 01:49 PM (GBKbO)

113 Not just Amman...

Emanuel (Mannie) Fabian @manniefabian 4m
Palestinian media report that a man was killed by missile shrapnel in the West Bank village of Nu'eima, near Jericho, amid the Iranian attack on Israel.

Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 1m
While @Mdais has not reported any fatalities in Israel proper, Palestinian media is reporting that a man was killed near Jericho as a result of the Iranian ballistic missile attack.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 01:50 PM (CEzQx)

114
His lips to God's ears. Free the hawt Persian women!
Posted by: Ian S. at October 01, 2024 01:36 PM (2ocoG)

__________

Hawt Persian woman

"Thank you for saving me! How can I ever thank you?"

*kisses Ian*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2024 01:50 PM (nsAuX)

115 97 Where is it supposed to be?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 01:47 PM (FnneF)


IIRC, in Qom. I could be wrong so you should double check. We talked about this on an old podcast with Robert Spencer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 01:50 PM (x0n13)

116 And the US has been funding its proxy for decades as well. At least Iran seems to have some control over its proxies.


😂😂😂 Iran is Russia's proxy.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 01, 2024 01:50 PM (yL/az)

117 >>> 110 How do you escalate? I'm sure I know what that means.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 01, 2024 01:49 PM (83zL0)

Duh, that's like, when you take the escalator instead of the stairs!

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at October 01, 2024 01:50 PM (FnneF)

118 Interesting perspective. Hamas attacked Israel. Hezbollah attacked Israel. Israel is defending itself. So now it's Israel's fault that there is a war?

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Dude's trollin for a bannin' over there.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 01:50 PM (CIS44)

119 I think this calls for Kamala and Chuck Schumer to go to Gaza and personally negotiate a peace agreement.
Posted by: Thatch at October 01, 2024 01:48 PM

Fuck that! This is serious. We need James Taylor, stat!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 01, 2024 01:50 PM (ewjUl)

120 Well, here's a quote for the Joker 2 poster:

"It plays like an R-rated version of the “Seinfeld” series finale"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 01:50 PM (GBKbO)

121 The Iranians are approaching the point in time where they will leave the Israelis no other choice than to bomb their nuclear facilities to dust. They may have already reached that point.

Israel can't allow Iran to have nuclear weapons when Iran is launching barrages of missiles at Israel several times a year. They cannot allow this to be a routine thing when eventually the missiles will have nuclear warheads.

With the U.S. effectively without a real leader right now, Israel might see this as the best opportunity possible to really hammer the mullah's nukes.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 01, 2024 01:50 PM (6ydKt)

122 Iran speaks...

I.R.IRAN Mission to UN, NY @Iran_UN 42m
Iran’s legal, rational, and legitimate response to the terrorist acts of the Zionist regime—which involved targeting Iranian nationals and interests and infringing upon the national sovereignty of the Islamic Republic of Iran—has been duly carried out. Should the Zionist regime dare to respond or commit further acts of malevolence, a subsequent and crushing response will ensue. Regional states and the Zionists’ supporters are advised to part ways with the regime.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 01:51 PM (CEzQx)

123 Iran Launches Two Waves of Ballistic Missile Attacks Against Israel's Cities
.......

Isn't this like a blatant act of war or something?

Harris-Biden Administration Warns ISRAEL to Not "Escalate"
.......

Oh, OK. Guess not.

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 01:51 PM (v0R5T)

124 Nothing inevitible about it. Iran has been fudning its proxy terrorist attacks for decades. The fact that they think they can just do so with impunity is madness. This was a stupid move by Iran.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 01, 2024 01:48 PM (JCZqz)
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How did this guy slip past the DU censors?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 01, 2024 01:51 PM (7fElN)

125 118 Interesting perspective. Hamas attacked Israel. Hezbollah attacked Israel. Israel is defending itself. So now it's Israel's fault that there is a war?

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Dude's trollin for a bannin' over there.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 01:50 PM (CIS44)

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Israel is such a massive wedge issue on the Democrat side these days. It's interesting to see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 01:51 PM (GBKbO)

126 I can see Blinken and Will can saying "none of classes symposiums, conferences or books we read talked about anything like this. Please stop, you're confusing and scaring us"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2024 01:51 PM (RTfY1)

127 Say, have all of the hundreds of admirals, generals, and NatSec experts who endorsed Kamala because she's an expert on defense and foreign policy, signed new letters telling Joe to get out of the way and delegate US Middle East policy and military response decisions to expert and future POTUS Kamala, beginning today? If not, why not?

Posted by: Gref at October 01, 2024 01:51 PM (aBgBM)

128 So plainly obvious - Trump collusion with Bibi. Ever since Bibi was with trump at maralago:

1. Ceasefire talks have stopped
2. Pager explosions
3. Excalating rhetoric from Israel
4. Curious Hezbollah killing as if Bibi didn't know what was going to happen
5. Trump team wanting full defense briefs

I'm 99.99% certain Trump has been colluding with Bibi to get to this
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 01, 2024 01:48 PM (JCZqz)

Stop. I'm already voting for Trump. Now you're gilding the lilly.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 01, 2024 01:51 PM (Aqu9a)

129 Trump is so powerful he can direct international geopolitics while out of office.

And you wish to oppose this man?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Dear President Trump,
Please, at 4:00 pm on January 20th, 2025, J6 DU.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 01, 2024 01:51 PM (yL/az)

130 in that that site is allegedly protected by Allah.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 01:45 PM (x0n13)

All's well that ends wells?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 01:51 PM (DDGz9)

131 107 Miss me yet?? Tanned, rested, and ready.
Posted by: Mahmoud Amahdinnerjacket at October 01, 2024 01:49 PM (Aqu9a)



"Pfft, poseur!"


- - Sadegh Ghotzbzadeh!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 01:51 PM (x0n13)

132 112 105 So plainly obvious - Trump collusion with Bibi. Ever since Bibi was with trump at maralago:

1. Ceasefire talks have stopped
2. Pager explosions
3. Excalating rhetoric from Israel
4. Curious Hezbollah killing as if Bibi didn't know what was going to happen
5. Trump team wanting full defense briefs

I'm 99.99% certain Trump has been colluding with Bibi to get to this
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 01, 2024 01:48 PM

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Sadly, I can only cast one vote for him.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 01, 2024 01:52 PM (wzAuc)

133 everything is gonna be fine...... Joe has his phone and Kamala has her earbuds on.

Posted by: Monica at October 01, 2024 01:52 PM (kfQcw)

134 Round up an lgbtq+++ army and send them to fight for the terrorists.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 01, 2024 01:52 PM (83zL0)

135 With the U.S. effectively without a real leader right now, Israel might see this as the best opportunity possible to really hammer the mullah's nukes.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 01, 2024 01:50 PM (6ydKt)
--
...or give them an up-close and personal demonstration of WHY nukes are bad, 'mkay?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 01, 2024 01:52 PM (7fElN)

136 Maybe the Israeli response won't be airstrikes or missiles. Maybe it will be activation of capabilities developed inside Iran over a long period of time, for just such a time as this.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 01, 2024 01:44 PM (d4X7t)

Exploding heads. I want exploding heads.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at October 01, 2024 01:52 PM (g8Ew8)

137 If you destroy that magic wishing well from where their mythical 12th (13th?) Imam is supposed to appear from to herald the Islamic reign on Earth forever, you destroy a central pillar of Islamic belief, in that that site is allegedly protected by Allah.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 01:45 PM (x0n13)

In-Qoming!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 01, 2024 01:52 PM (v6JzV)

138 If you destroy that magic wishing well from where their mythical 12th (13th?) Imam is supposed to appear from to herald the Islamic reign on Earth forever, you destroy a central pillar of Islamic belief, in that that site is allegedly protected by Allah.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 01:45 PM (x0n13)

And I don't believe the sunnis (i.e. Saudi Arabia) believe in that particular nugget of BS, so it's no skin off their ass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 01, 2024 01:52 PM (RpFn0)

139 Sullivan , not Will

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2024 01:52 PM (RTfY1)

140 "Senior Israeli officials made it clear Tuesday evening that Israel will not remain silent in response to Iran's massive missile attack. A security official vowed that "there will be a severe response," while another Israeli official stated, "What Iran has faced so far is just a fraction of what it will face now." A high-ranking government official added, "Israel has every legitimacy to deliver an unprecedented strike on Iranian soil—now is the time to strike at the head of the Iranian snake."

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 01:52 PM (V13WU)

141 Reminder: Never Again is meaningless without a concealed weapon on your person.

Posted by: Candidus at October 01, 2024 01:53 PM (gxCby)

142 124 Nothing inevitible about it. Iran has been fudning its proxy terrorist attacks for decades. The fact that they think they can just do so with impunity is madness. This was a stupid move by Iran.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 01, 2024 01:48 PM (JCZqz)
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How did this guy slip past the DU censors?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 01, 2024 01:51 PM (7fElN)

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DU is mostly old school Democrat partisans, from back in the day when support of Israel wasn't unusual or controversial. It was normal.

It's obvious that the admins of the forum lean that way, too. It's important to be doctrinal Democrat, and what constitutes doctrinal changes rapidly, but they're holding onto the belief that Israel isn't that controversial of a support for Democrats.

In terms of the overall Democrat electorate, the people who voted for two old white dudes in the 2020 primary over a host of BIPOC and imitators, they're probably right. In terms of the power centers and activists, though, they're very wrong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 01:53 PM (GBKbO)

143 Iran sends over 600 missiles into Israel.

First 3 VP debate question tonight:

"Senator Vance, why do you hate cat ladies?"

"Senator Vance, why did you lie about Hatians eating cats and dogs, a racist trope?"

"Governor Walz, why are you so awesome?"
Posted by: Frank Barone
......

Yeah, he looked pretty awesomely gay hugging that mascot at the football game.

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 01:53 PM (v0R5T)

144 Biden: Hey, we have strikes too! Don't escalate!

Netanyahu: Escalate this, bitch.

Harris: Will this help me get elected?

Posted by: blaster at October 01, 2024 01:53 PM (xhfG9)

145 Well, here's a quote for the Joker 2 poster:

"It plays like an R-rated version of the “Seinfeld” series finale"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

I have been finding the ads for that hilarious as they are forced to post quotes form third and fourth tier access media to get good ones, It's like a D horror movie, not a 200M tentpole sequel to a movie with like 11 Oscar noms

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 01:54 PM (CIS44)

146 How do you escalate? I'm sure I know what that means.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 01, 2024 01:49 PM (83zL0)


I suppose Israel could put to rest speculation about whether it has nuclear weapons. Some folks might view that as escalate-y.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 01, 2024 01:54 PM (U7wke)

147 134 Round up an lgbtq+++ army and send them to fight for the terrorists.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 01, 2024 01:52 PM (83zL0)


They need flying lessons from the rooftop of the Tehran Hilton.


Only one lesson. the take off . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 01:54 PM (x0n13)

148 84 Patton had the right idea.
Soak the bullets in pig's blood.
Posted by: Shenanigans at October 01, 2024 01:45 PM (pZ0Mr)

Pershing. Philippines.

Posted by: Auspex at October 01, 2024 01:54 PM (j4U/Z)

149 Biden's Dog keep your head down

Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2024 01:54 PM (kTz4O)

150 - - Sadegh Ghotzbzadeh!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Remember Abuhassan Bani Sadr? He looked a lot like my high-school band director.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 01, 2024 01:54 PM (v6JzV)

151 So plainly obvious - Trump collusion with Bibi. Ever since Bibi was with trump at maralago:

1. Ceasefire talks have stopped
2. Pager explosions
3. Excalating rhetoric from Israel
4. Curious Hezbollah killing as if Bibi didn't know what was going to happen
5. Trump team wanting full defense briefs

I'm 99.99% certain Trump has been colluding with Bibi to get to this

-
Wait. I thought Trump was the antisrmite.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at October 01, 2024 01:54 PM (L/fGl)

152 @143 " hugging the mascot" does sound suspiciously like gay slang

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2024 01:54 PM (RTfY1)

153 What's with Joos starting WWIII?

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 01, 2024 01:54 PM (PGK1w)

154 Those attacks on Yemeni oil refineries?

Practice.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 01, 2024 01:55 PM (Q4IgG)

155 Exploding heads. I want exploding heads.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons
.......

Bits of checkered towels everywhere.

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 01:55 PM (v0R5T)

156 The Biden-Harris administration is reportedly telling a U.S. enemy what level of assault against a U.S. ally is acceptable.
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No they're telling an enemy not to escalate against an ally.

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2024 01:55 PM (LCr8f)

157 Regional states and the Zionists’ supporters are advised to part ways with the regime.
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One of those regional supporters speaks:

Amjad Taha أمجد طه @amjadt25 24m
Iran is attacking Jerusalem, and Israel is defending this holy land, sacred to Jews, Christians, and Muslims. Once again, Israel is standing guard over the Temple, Al-Aqsa, and the surrounding churches while Iran seeks to destroy them. The people of the Arab world firmly support the safety of the Israeli people. Israel has the right to defend itself, whether through a targeted strike, such as the assassination style used against the evil Nasrallah, or by dismantling Iran’s nuclear capabilities, in defense of humanity and the Middle East. The language of power is the only one this Islamic regime and its terrorists understand. This is not a war against Israel; it is a war against humanity.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 01:55 PM (CEzQx)

158 If you destroy that magic wishing well from where their mythical 12th (13th?) Imam is supposed to appear from to herald the Islamic reign on Earth forever, you destroy a central pillar of Islamic belief, in that that site is allegedly protected by Allah.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 01:45 PM (x0n13)

And I don't believe the sunnis (i.e. Saudi Arabia) believe in that particular nugget of BS, so it's no skin off their ass.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Maybe not. But it will mind fuck those that do.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 01, 2024 01:55 PM (yL/az)

159 I have an idea what Israel might do, short of a nuke attack to "strike at the head of the snake".

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 01:55 PM (V13WU)

160 Sadly, I can only cast one vote for him.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer

And that...is why you fail.

Posted by: Yoda-Obama at October 01, 2024 01:55 PM (JCZqz)

161 So if I'm reading events properly.... the only casualties so far have been outside of Israel proper? (Jordan, Gaza (which is too Israel, but whatever), etc)

Guessing the old Dome has some finely adjusted edges, huh?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 01:55 PM (DDGz9)

162 141 Reminder: Never Again is meaningless without a concealed weapon on your person.
Posted by: Candidus at October 01, 2024 01:53 PM (gxCby)


I remember when National Lampoon had a piece that said after Germany had reunified, they've changed it from "Never Again" to "Not for a Very Long Time."

Posted by: blaster at October 01, 2024 01:55 PM (xhfG9)

163 John Amos is mort. 84.

Another sad day for the Biden Administration.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 01, 2024 01:56 PM (r++TH)

164 I would settle for Iranian heads on pikes. Baby steps.

Posted by: DOYLE at October 01, 2024 01:56 PM (Z8Yh2)

165 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 01, 2024 01:48 PM (JCZqz)


How many DUers are posting in ALL CAPS today demanding Jack Smith /spit/ to indict Drumpf for violating the Logan Act?

Posted by: Gref at October 01, 2024 01:56 PM (aBgBM)

166 The U.N. speaks... woof... woof...

António Guterres @antonioguterres 22m
I condemn the broadening of the Middle East conflict with escalation after escalation.

This must stop.

We absolutely need a ceasefire.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 01:56 PM (CEzQx)

167 The entire Biden/Harris administration is thinking "how are these attacks impacting the LGBT+ community of the Middle East?"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2024 01:56 PM (RTfY1)

168 Amjad Taha أمجد طه @amjadt25 24m
Iran is attacking Jerusalem, and Israel is defending this holy land, sacred to Jews, Christians, and Muslims. Once again, Israel is standing guard over the Temple, Al-Aqsa, and the surrounding churches while Iran seeks to destroy them. The people of the Arab world firmly support the safety of the Israeli people. Israel has the right to defend itself, whether through a targeted strike, such as the assassination style used against the evil Nasrallah, or by dismantling Iran’s nuclear capabilities, in defense of humanity and the Middle East. The language of power is the only one this Islamic regime and its terrorists understand. This is not a war against Israel; it is a war against humanity.
Posted by: andycanuck


When you've lost the goatfuckers...

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 01, 2024 01:56 PM (yL/az)

169 The Harris Biden maladministration is just afraid that missile fragments will be found will goodwill messages from the Pentagon on them.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 01, 2024 01:56 PM (VbrVo)

170 134 Round up an lgbtq+++ army and send them to fight for the terrorists.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 01, 2024 01:52 PM (83zL0)

I think queers for Palestine should be on the first flight out to provide aid to Iran and hezbollah and get back to me with how that worked out for those idiots.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 01, 2024 01:56 PM (6gSPY)

171 166 António Guterres @antonioguterres 22m
I condemn the broadening of the Middle East conflict with escalation after escalation.

This must stop.

We absolutely need a ceasefire.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 01:56 PM (CEzQx)

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Can the UN at least promise sanctions against Iran for expanding the war? Or should it just stop between Iran's attack and Israel's counterattack?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 01:57 PM (GBKbO)

172 A high-ranking government official added, "Israel has every legitimacy to deliver an unprecedented strike on Iranian soil—now is the time to strike at the head of the Iranian snake."


It's gonna last more than four hours.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 01, 2024 01:57 PM (ufFY8)

173 157 Regional states and the Zionists’ supporters are advised to part ways with the regime.
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One of those regional supporters speaks:

Amjad Taha أمجد طه @amjadt25 24m
Iran is attacking Jerusalem, and Israel is defending this holy land, sacred to Jews, Christians, and Muslims. Once again, Israel is standing guard over the Temple, Al-Aqsa, and the surrounding churches while Iran seeks to destroy them. The people of the Arab world firmly support the safety of the Israeli people. Israel has the right to defend itself, whether through a targeted strike, such as the assassination style used against the evil Nasrallah, or by dismantling Iran’s nuclear capabilities, in defense of humanity and the Middle East. The language of power is the only one this Islamic regime and its terrorists understand. This is not a war against Israel; it is a war against humanity.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 01:55 PM (CEzQx)

Wow.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 01, 2024 01:57 PM (r++TH)

174 @161 there was at least one terror attack as well with a reported eight dead

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2024 01:57 PM (RTfY1)

175 It could be worse. Iran could be sending envelopes containing powdered sugar, like the heroic county clerks in Michigan have to endure.

Assuming anyone believes that tale.

Posted by: spindrift at October 01, 2024 01:58 PM (OguvZ)

176 >>> 168 Amjad Taha أمجد طه @amjadt25 24m
Iran is attacking Jerusalem, and Israel is defending this holy land, sacred to Jews, Christians, and Muslims.
==
Posted by: andycanuck


When you've lost the goatfuckers...
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 01, 2024 01:56 PM (yL/az)

I looked him up; he's described as a British-Bahraini "influencer". I'm curious if any regional governments have made statements.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 01:58 PM (FnneF)

177 Did our Carrier Task Force find a new Refueler yet?

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 01, 2024 01:59 PM (PGK1w)

178
The end of the Iranian Mullahtocracy.

What a nice birthday present for Jimmah Cahta.

Posted by: Auspex at October 01, 2024 01:59 PM (j4U/Z)

179 I don't know who's administration it is, but to me, it's a stretch to call it the Biden-Harris administration. It's obvious neither has any input about how things are run.

Posted by: DAN at October 01, 2024 01:59 PM (kAzG3)

180 Guessing Iranian government employees are rapidly disposing of personal electronic devices.

Posted by: blaster at October 01, 2024 01:59 PM (xhfG9)

181 there was at least one terror attack as well with a reported eight dead
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2024 01:57 PM (RTfY1)

I mean from the missile attack. Although it would be awesome if iron dome could vaporize a rampaging hajji at will....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 01:59 PM (DDGz9)

182 163 John Amos is mort. 84.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 01, 2024 01:56 PM (r++TH)

Aww. RIP. I hope he knew that people care.

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 01:59 PM (VnUSN)

183 TimesOfIsrael:

The Israel Defense Forces revealed Tuesday that even before it officially launched ground operations in southern Lebanon earlier in the day, its troops had conducted dozens of secret cross-border raids throughout the current war, destroying numerous Hezbollah positions, tunnels and sites. The army also disclosed that days after Hamas’s October 7 mass onslaught in southern Israel, thousands of terrorists had been positioned near the Lebanon border in a plan to storm the Galilee and unleash similar carnage there.

Posted by: SMOD at October 01, 2024 01:59 PM (RHGPo)

184 What if Israel were to announce they recognize Pahlavi as the legitimate leader of Iran?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 01, 2024 02:00 PM (VbrVo)

185 Regional states and the Zionists’ supporters are advised to part ways with the regime.
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One of those regional supporters speaks:

Amjad Taha أمجد طه @amjadt25 24m
Iran is attacking Jerusalem, and Israel is defending this holy land, sacred to Jews, Christians, and Muslims. Once again, Israel is standing guard over the Temple, Al-Aqsa, and the surrounding churches while Iran seeks to destroy them. The people of the Arab world firmly support the safety of the Israeli people. Israel has the right to defend itself, whether through a targeted strike, such as the assassination style used against the evil Nasrallah, or by dismantling Iran’s nuclear capabilities, in defense of humanity and the Middle East. The language of power is the only one this Islamic regime and its terrorists understand. This is not a war against Israel; it is a war against humanity.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 01:55 PM (CEzQx)

Woah.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2024 02:00 PM (i24o9)

186 163 John Amos is mort. 84.

Another sad day for the Biden Administration


Jaaaaaammmsssee!!!!!!!

Posted by: Florida at October 01, 2024 02:00 PM (HcoTw)

187 The people of the Arab world firmly support the safety of the Israeli people.

The people of the Muslim world, however...

Still, quite a forceful defense of Israel. I don't know how much is from liking/respecting Israel, and how much is from disliking Iran and its significant destabilizing influence in the region, but I'll take it.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 01, 2024 02:00 PM (JCZqz)

188 159 I have an idea what Israel might do, short of a nuke attack to "strike at the head of the snake".
Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 01:55 PM (V13WU)


Oil refineries are their achilles heel, Strike those or the nuke facility at Bushehr but that is problematic in releasing radioactive clouds.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 02:00 PM (x0n13)

189 2024. Missed it by 3 years.

Posted by: Simplemind at October 01, 2024 02:00 PM (Hgqfb)

190 Who is that guy who narrates those videos right after someone gets some instant karma.

He's gonna be busy once Israel starts pounding Iran.

Remind me again why the democrats support terrorist Iran and still get "elected".

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 01, 2024 02:01 PM (SEAA9)

191 Oil refineries are their achilles heel, Strike those or the nuke facility at Bushehr but that is problematic in releasing radioactive clouds.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 02:00 PM (x0n13)

yes, they are fkd

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 02:01 PM (V13WU)

192 187 The people of the Arab world firmly support the safety of the Israeli people.

The people of the Muslim world, however...

Still, quite a forceful defense of Israel. I don't know how much is from liking/respecting Israel, and how much is from disliking Iran and its significant destabilizing influence in the region, but I'll take it.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 01, 2024 02:00 PM (JCZqz)



The Sunni vs Shiite feud is nearly as bad as Islam vs Jooz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 02:01 PM (x0n13)

193 No more easy credit ripoffs, I guess.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 01, 2024 02:01 PM (v6JzV)

194 It's gonna last more than four hours.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

If we pay for the ticket, how would you feel about flying to Tehran and swinging it around wildly for a while?

Posted by: Mossad at October 01, 2024 02:02 PM (JCZqz)

195 Jaffa terrorist attack update:

Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 4m
Replying to @IsraelWarRoom @Mdais
The death toll has been revised to 6 and there are 9 wounded, reports @manniefabian. The assailants were armed with an assault rifle and knife.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 02:03 PM (CEzQx)

196 The Obama-Biden-Harris cabal have been supporting Iran because they want it for "balance" in the region.

Balance against who?

Israel.

PS: Since the head of the anti-Mossad division in Iran was a member of the Mossad that means Israel has ALL of the communications--who, what, when and where--of Obama's illegal and traitorous support for Iran.
You think it's a coincidence they stopped telling the US what they were planning?

As suggested in the morning thread, the Dems are not but weeks away from coy anti-Zionism to open Jew hatred.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 01, 2024 02:03 PM (BnEjh)

197 190 Who is that guy who narrates those videos right after someone gets some instant karma.

He's gonna be busy once Israel starts pounding Iran.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 01, 2024 02:01 PM (SEAA9)

Bob Menery?

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 02:03 PM (VnUSN)

198 israel: We're dangerously escalating now, goathumpers.

Avi Mayer
@AviMayer

Israeli officials say Israel's response to the Iranian missile attack "will be unlike anything we've known until now." (Kan)

Posted by: ace at October 01, 2024 02:03 PM (KRtlO)

199 If you destroy that magic wishing well from where their mythical 12th (13th?) Imam is supposed to appear from to herald the Islamic reign on Earth forever, you destroy a central pillar of Islamic belief, in that that site is allegedly protected by Allah.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2024 01:45 PM (x0n13)

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I thought the 14th Imam would come from either Birmingham, UK, or Dearborn for sure!

Posted by: The_Hoser at October 01, 2024 02:04 PM (3qNLt)

200 200

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 02:04 PM (VnUSN)

201 I believe what just happened in Israel with the civilian attacks are a blueprint for what is planned here.

ABC...always be carrying.


Which, to my bafflement, is apparently still not the rule in Israel.

Posted by: Iran at October 01, 2024 02:04 PM (/y8xj)

202 Bob Menery?
Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 02:03 PM (VnUSN)

Steve Inman, I think?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 01, 2024 02:05 PM (RpFn0)

203 193 No more easy credit ripoffs, I guess.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 01, 2024 02:01 PM (v6JzV)

; )

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 02:05 PM (VnUSN)

204 interesting times

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 02:05 PM (V13WU)

205 I'm 99.99% certain Trump has been colluding with Bibi to get to this
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 01, 2024 01:48 PM

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Sadly, I can only cast one vote for him.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 01, 2024 01:52 PM (wzAuc)

Piker!

Posted by: DNC - Chicago chapter at October 01, 2024 02:05 PM (53oGX)

206 This must stop.

We absolutely need a ceasefire.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx)
-----------------------------------

Expecting the F15s and F-35s to be about half way there. The tankers are loitering awaiting their passage home.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2024 02:05 PM (rwlGT)

207 "Amjad Taha أمجد طه @amjadt25 24m"

@potus

Posted by: Ribbed at October 01, 2024 02:05 PM (B0mGw)

208 Listen, we were born in a middle-class family...

- Iran, tomorrow, trying to ward off the Israeli response.

Posted by: Candidus at October 01, 2024 02:05 PM (gxCby)

209 Israel is standing guard over the Temple, Al-Aqsa,
Posted by: andycanuck

I sincerely hope Israel can quickly ascertain if a terrorist missile will impact the Al-Aqsa and let it through all their defenses.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 01, 2024 02:05 PM (uHLvs)

210 #195 addendum:

Emanuel (Mannie) Fabian @manniefabian 10m
The death toll in the Jaffa terror attack has been revised to six, police say.

Another nine were wounded.

One of the terrorists was armed with an assault rifle, while the other had a knife. The pair shot and stabbed civilians on the Tel Aviv light rail, before continuing on foot, attacking people on Jerusalem Street in the city.

A municipal security officer and armed civilians shot and "neutralized" the two terrorists, police add.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 02:05 PM (CEzQx)

211 Um. Who's in charge of the US right now?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 01, 2024 02:05 PM (0kkUS)

212 Has Biden outlined what a proportionate response would look like?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 01, 2024 02:05 PM (83zL0)

213 Ballistic missiles raining on Israel. Biblical-level floods in the Appalachians. Chinese pressure in the Far East. A debilitated president.

Terribly interesting times. Thank you, DNC-MSM, American-style communism at its worst.

Posted by: mrp at October 01, 2024 02:05 PM (rj6Yv)

214 163 John Amos is mort. 84.

Another sad day for the Biden Administration.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 01, 2024 01:56 PM

--

Well, that's the last of the WJM-TV newsroom, along with their families and friends.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 01, 2024 02:05 PM (wzAuc)

215 Islamic 'myth' says that three Holy Cities of Islam will be destroyed by Fire, just before the last Imam (Teacher) will appear.

What if that last teacher is just like the Christian one... a Jew.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 01, 2024 02:05 PM (QAkQ3)

216 >>> 201 I believe what just happened in Israel with the civilian attacks are a blueprint for what is planned here.

ABC...always be carrying.
==
Which, to my bafflement, is apparently still not the rule in Israel.
Posted by: Iran at October 01, 2024 02:04 PM (/y8xj)

They don't have a 2nd Amendment, and in fact discourage civilian ownership of firearms from everything I've seen.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 02:05 PM (FnneF)

217 absolutely, I hate the guy

Posted by: David Reaboi at October 01, 2024 02:05 PM (us2H3)

He's a very bad orange man!

Posted by: Baboo at October 01, 2024 02:06 PM (i24o9)

218 @190 Steve Inman

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2024 02:06 PM (RTfY1)

219 Khark Island. Huge petrochemical refinery island. Full of tanks. One of Iran's "crown jewels" in the Gulf. Substantial source of income.

Target.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 01, 2024 02:06 PM (Q4IgG)

220 Good morning dear morons

I hope Trump puts an end to the murderous cabal in Washington.

I hope Bibi puts an end to the murderous cabal in Tehran.

There will be justice.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2024 02:06 PM (5p7su)

221 Israeli officials say Israel's response to the Iranian missile attack "will be unlike anything we've known until now."

When it's time to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.

Posted by: Iran at October 01, 2024 02:06 PM (/y8xj)

222 156 The Biden-Harris administration is reportedly telling a U.S. enemy what level of assault against a U.S. ally is acceptable.
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No they're telling an enemy not to escalate against an ally.
Posted by: ... at October 01, 2024 01:55 PM (LCr8f)

Telling the enemy anything other than "give up"means you don't consider them an enemy.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 01, 2024 02:06 PM (SEAA9)

223 211 Um. Who's in charge of the US right now?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 01, 2024 02:05 PM (0kkUS)

Jill Biden has been running cabinet meetings.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 01, 2024 02:06 PM (QAkQ3)

224 Israel is going to unleash hell on the Persians.

Posted by: Archer at October 01, 2024 02:07 PM (IDphi)

225 They don't have a 2nd Amendment, and in fact discourage civilian ownership of firearms from everything I've seen.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 02:05 PM (FnneF)
---------------

That changed after 10/7. The government of Israel starting handing out permits to anyone who applied at the time.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2024 02:07 PM (tT6L1)

226 200
200
Posted by: m
......

Everybody laughs when you miss it, but you're showing them today.

Posted by: wth at October 01, 2024 02:07 PM (v0R5T)

227 Um. Who's in charge of the US right now?

What answer are you expecting?

Posted by: Iran at October 01, 2024 02:08 PM (/y8xj)

228 >>> 223 211 Um. Who's in charge of the US right now?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 01, 2024 02:05 PM (0kkUS)

Jill Biden has been running cabinet meetings.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 01, 2024 02:06 PM (QAkQ3)

THAT'S RIGHT! I'M IN CHARGE! IGNORE THAT STUPID BINT FROM CALIFORNIA!!!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at October 01, 2024 02:08 PM (FnneF)

229 Emanuel (Mannie) Fabian @manniefabian 1m
Footage circulating on social media shows Iranian missile impacts in central Israel, including at a school in Gedera.

https://tinyurl.com/36utbnv8
8 seconds and 51 seconds; no gore because, you know, Israel builds bomb-shelters for her people.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 02:08 PM (CEzQx)

230 So Iran is responding because its terrorist proxy armies were hit by the country it's waging terrorist war against. Obviously this is not a just cause for attacking a country.
___________

OT, but replace Iran with Russia and this is why they were responsible for WW1.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 01, 2024 02:08 PM (Dm8we)

231 198 israel: We're dangerously escalating now, goathumpers.

Avi Mayer
@AviMayer

Israeli officials say Israel's response to the Iranian missile attack "will be unlike anything we've known until now." (Kan)

Posted by: ace at October 01, 2024 02:03 PM (KRtlO)

- - - -

After the Grim Beeper Attack I don't doubt them when they say that.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 01, 2024 02:08 PM (6ydKt)

232 200
200
Posted by: m
......

Everybody laughs when you miss it, but you're showing them today.
Posted by: wth

It's obviously an op.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 02:08 PM (CIS44)

233 /piece of Shiite sock

Posted by: Oddbob at October 01, 2024 02:08 PM (/y8xj)

234 The people of the Arab world firmly support the safety of the Israeli people.

The people of the Muslim world, however...

Still, quite a forceful defense of Israel. I don't know how much is from liking/respecting Israel, and how much is from disliking Iran and its significant destabilizing influence in the region, but I'll take it.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 01, 2024 02:00 PM (JCZqz)

The Sunni Muslims in the Middle East know that if Israel folds, the Sunnis are the next items on the menu.

Posted by: mrp at October 01, 2024 02:08 PM (rj6Yv)

235 I can see Obama sitting on Nantucket doing his best Montgomery Burns "excellent"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2024 02:08 PM (RTfY1)

236 Kind of awkward for Waltz if the Muslims in Twin Citystan start burning down the city during the debate.

Posted by: DAN at October 01, 2024 02:08 PM (kAzG3)

237 Hey Joe, surfs up motherfucker.

Posted by: Archer at October 01, 2024 02:08 PM (IDphi)

238 I think Biden's Malarkey Sniffing Dog may be able to answer whether or not more people are armed in public in Israel.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2024 02:09 PM (tT6L1)

239 This was a particularly stupid attack by Iran. A lot of noise and excitement but very little damage; and now Israel is justified in punching back with whatever they got. Dumb, dumb, dumb.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2024 02:09 PM (wyMQY)

240 Have to laugh the way these Middle Easterners utter dumbass threats at each other.

If youre going to shoot, shoot. Don't talk, shoot -- Tuco

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 01, 2024 02:09 PM (wBaIH)

241 212 Has Biden outlined what a proportionate response would look like?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 01, 2024 02:05 PM (83zL0)


------

1. Israel gets bombed mercilessly.
2. ????
3. Profit (And they will)

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 01, 2024 02:09 PM (JeYYB)

242 Um. Who's in charge of the US right now?

------------

The equivalent to the Department of Education ... Maybe the Department of Education.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 01, 2024 02:09 PM (sX1BW)

243 Hitting Costco now.
Stock up time.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2024 02:09 PM (7stnK)

244 To facilitate de-escalation, John Kerry is going to send James Taylor over there.

Posted by: Candidus at October 01, 2024 02:09 PM (gxCby)

245 Bibi and Israel must think Trump is gonna win (and be allowed to take office). I don't think Israel would be so aggressive -- finally! -- if they thought the two shitburgers in the WH now were going to win.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 01, 2024 02:10 PM (iFTx/)

246 Israel is standing guard over the Temple, Al-Aqsa,
Posted by: andycanuck

===
Blow it to smithereens and blame the Shia.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2024 02:10 PM (5p7su)

247 >>> 225

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That changed after 10/7. The government of Israel starting handing out permits to anyone who applied at the time.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2024 02:07 PM (tT6L1)

Definitely a good thing; I can't tell if that's a permanent change.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 02:10 PM (FnneF)

248 205 I'm 99.99% certain Trump has been colluding with Bibi to get to this
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 01, 2024 01:48 PM

Lol....now do John Kerry.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 01, 2024 02:10 PM (SEAA9)

249
The ghost of John McCain sings "Bomb,Bomb,Bomb...Bomb,bomb Iran"

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 01, 2024 02:10 PM (+oR7L)

250 213 Ballistic missiles raining on Israel. Biblical-level floods in the Appalachians. Chinese pressure in the Far East. A debilitated president.
----------------

Meant to tell you, the other day, a new Chinese submarine, at dock, involuntarily submerged. Something to do with substandard assembly.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2024 02:10 PM (rwlGT)

251 Yep, Steve Inman.

https://nitter.poast.org/steveinmanuic

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 02:10 PM (VnUSN)

252 >>> 244 To facilitate de-escalation, John Kerry is going to send James Taylor over there.
Posted by: Candidus at October 01, 2024 02:09 PM (gxCby)

What?! That horse-face jerk told me it was *my* turn!

Posted by: Anthony Blinken at October 01, 2024 02:10 PM (FnneF)

253 Nuke Tehran until it glows

Then shoot them in the dark

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 02:11 PM (J2vNu)

254 Jill Biden has been running cabinet meetings.
Posted by: Romeo13 at October 01, 2024 02:06 PM (QAkQ3)

They want the country to get used to the idea that an unelected unqualified woman with no votes can "run" things.

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2024 02:11 PM (LCr8f)

255 Hitting Costco now.
Stock up time.
Posted by: Diogenes


Did you fleece the geezers already?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 01, 2024 02:11 PM (v6JzV)

256 I sincerely hope Israel can quickly ascertain if a terrorist missile will impact the Al-Aqsa and let it through all their defenses.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

What if we just slipped an explosive in during an attack and BLAMED it on the Muslim Terrorist missiles?

Posted by: Mossad at October 01, 2024 02:11 PM (JCZqz)

257 Biden's Dog keep your head down
Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2024 01:54 PM (kTz4O)
-

We're actually all keeping our heads up. In good spirits.

Other than the terror attack in Jaffa, Iran managed to kill an arab and shatter some plate glass windows.

Iran needs to be put down for the rabid dog it is.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 01, 2024 02:11 PM (rQPq3)

258 Everybody laughs when you miss it, but you're showing them today.
Posted by: wth

It's obviously an op.
Posted by: BruceWayne
====
m = Mossad!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 02:11 PM (CEzQx)

259 This is what negotiating with Dems boils down to. They want to kill all the Jews. We want to kill none. So bipartisanship means we kill only 50%?

Posted by: Settled Science at October 01, 2024 02:11 PM (jyRIG)

260 Hitting Costco now.
Stock up time.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 01, 2024 02:09 PM (7stnK)

I could top up, but not a lot of space left to store stuff. I guess I could find room.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2024 02:11 PM (i24o9)

261 It is very hard for a 2 hour/week president to handle anything, let alone multiple domestic and international crises...

November 5 can't come soon enough...we have to handle 5 more weeks of a US that can't respond to any crisis. It's all hands for yourself and your neighbor, which is what NC and GA learned this weekend...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 01, 2024 02:11 PM (exHjb)

262 In a surreal post on X, Palestinians as seen propping up an Iranian ballistic missile on the ground after it hit.

Propping it up. Like the apes in "Beneath The Planet Of The Apes" with the nuke stashed there.

The irony. It burns.

https://tinyurl.com/9r82m9k8

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 01, 2024 02:12 PM (Q4IgG)

263 Iranian oil exports to be wiped out and a huge longshoreman strike.

Northeast is gonna be cold this winter.

Posted by: Candidus at October 01, 2024 02:12 PM (gxCby)

264 That changed after 10/7. The government of Israel starting handing out permits to anyone who applied at the time.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2024 02:07 PM (tT6L1)

Definitely a good thing; I can't tell if that's a permanent change.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 02:10 PM (FnneF)

Permits should not be required. A right is a right. Jews should have the absolute right to own weapons in Israel. Non-Jews resident there should be able to get permits if vetted and found to be reliable friends of Israel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 01, 2024 02:12 PM (RpFn0)

265 Iran needs to be put down for the rabid dog it is.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a

Paging Kristi. Kristi you have a call on line 2.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 02:12 PM (CIS44)

266 244 To facilitate de-escalation, John Kerry is going to send James Taylor over there.
Posted by: Candidus at October 01, 2024 02:09 PM

---------

I've got this. (grabs guitar case and heads for a waiting helicopter)

Posted by: Tony Blinken at October 01, 2024 02:12 PM (+oR7L)

267 The longshormen's strike that covers every port of the East Coast and the Gulf of Mexico might make military shipments overseas rather difficult.

I'm sure glad that our debilitated president and his puppeteers are serving in our country's best interest.

And not their own.

Posted by: mrp at October 01, 2024 02:12 PM (rj6Yv)

268 They're hitting Costco?

By Grabthor's Hammer, I've never seen such bargains.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 01, 2024 02:12 PM (wBaIH)

269 Bibi and Israel must think Trump is gonna win (and be allowed to take office). I don't think Israel would be so aggressive -- finally! -- if they thought the two shitburgers in the WH now were going to win.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 01, 2024 02:10 PM (iFTx/)

I was thinking this. They might also think now is the time with the US having no one even nominally in charge.

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2024 02:12 PM (LCr8f)

270 243 Hitting Costco now.
Stock up time.
Posted by: Diogenes
----------------------------

Don't forget; Costco gold bullion is on sale.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2024 02:12 PM (rwlGT)

271 Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 01, 2024 01:34 PM (sX1BW)

But LOL your hash has sX

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 02:13 PM (VnUSN)

272 I think Biden's Malarkey Sniffing Dog may be able to answer whether or not more people are armed in public in Israel.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2024 02:09 PM (tT6L1)
====
iirc Civilian population is not permitted to carry arms in most cases. Arms are kept in an armory in kibbutzim and small cities. People you may see in civilian clothing carrying are off duty IDF or civil security.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2024 02:13 PM (5p7su)

273 The beginning of the October surprise!

Posted by: Mr Gaga at October 01, 2024 02:13 PM (k4+um)

274 Quinnipac's October 2020 poll of GA:

Biden +7

Quinnipac's October 2024 poll of GA:

Trump +6

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 02:13 PM (GBKbO)

275 Meant to tell you, the other day, a new Chinese submarine, at dock, involuntarily submerged. Something to do with substandard assembly.
Posted by: Braenyard


Hey, we had the screen hatch closed!

Posted by: Admiral Chin at October 01, 2024 02:13 PM (v0R5T)

276 That changed after 10/7. The government of Israel starting handing out permits to anyone who applied at the time.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2024 02:07 PM (tT6L1)
-

Incorrect. Only qualified persons can apply in the first place. That has never changed. That's why I cannot apply. I'm just an ordinary citizen. All the government did was speed up the application and review process.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 01, 2024 02:13 PM (rQPq3)

277 To facilitate de-escalation, John Kerry is going to send James Taylor over there.

---------------

Oh, I see fire and I see rain!

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 01, 2024 02:14 PM (sX1BW)

278 It's time to phase out longshoremen and phase in automation.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2024 02:14 PM (rwlGT)

279 Um. Who's in charge of the US right now?

O Captain! My Captain!

Posted by: The Bulwark at October 01, 2024 02:14 PM (JCZqz)

280 The government of Israel starting handing out permits to anyone who applied at the time.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2024 02:07 PM (tT6L1)


Sadly...that is not true.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 01, 2024 02:14 PM (s58Eh)

281 It's real easy (i know I'm doing it) to be almost dismissive of this attack.... Israel's countermeasures are astonishing, and the lack of destruction in the face of what appears to be the largest missile barrage on an enemy since the battle of Crecy.... just imagine if the defenses weren't there? Or malfunctioned?

Imagine the carnage.

And The International Community is going to act like it's all OK. You're fine, Joos. You got insurance. Check your privilege.

Disgusting.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 02:14 PM (DDGz9)

282 Who's in charge of the US right now?

Commander.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 01, 2024 02:14 PM (67maw)

283 Civilian population is not permitted to carry arms in most cases. Arms are kept in an armory in kibbutzim and small cities. People you may see in civilian clothing carrying are off duty IDF or civil security.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2024 02:13 PM (5p7su)
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I mentioned above, I believe that all changed after 10/7.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2024 02:14 PM (tT6L1)

284 266 244 To facilitate de-escalation, John Kerry is going to send James Taylor over there.
Posted by: Candidus at October 01, 2024 02:09 PM

---------

I've got this. (grabs guitar case and heads for a waiting helicopter)
Posted by: Tony Blinken at October 01, 2024 02:12 PM (+oR7L)

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I'm laughing but it's a bitter, bitter laugh because I'm still processing Lurch thinking that was a good idea.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 01, 2024 02:15 PM (JeYYB)

285 245 Bibi and Israel must think Trump is gonna win (and be allowed to take office). I don't think Israel would be so aggressive -- finally! -- if they thought the two shitburgers in the WH now were going to win.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 01, 2024 02:10 PM (iFTx/)

Or maybe he thinks Kumswala will win and he only has a few months left to do what needs done. As bad as Biden is, she’ll be 10x as bad towards Israel.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 01, 2024 02:15 PM (jyRIG)

286 November 5 can't come soon enough...we have to handle 5 more weeks of a US that can't respond to any crisis. It's all hands for yourself and your neighbor, which is what NC and GA learned this weekend...
Posted by: Nova Local at October 01, 2024 02:11 PM

--

Still no love.

Posted by: South Carolina at October 01, 2024 02:15 PM (jOYm0)

287 Bibi and Israel must think Trump is gonna win (and be allowed to take office). I don't think Israel would be so aggressive -- finally! -- if they thought the two shitburgers in the WH now were going to win.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 01, 2024 02:10 PM (iFTx/)

I was thinking this. They might also think now is the time with the US having no one even nominally in charge.
Posted by: ... at October 01, 2024 02:12 PM (LCr8f)
__________

That too. I think also there's been a mindset change there that didn't even happen after 10-7. I've been saying for years that no matter what the Israel does, the usual terror-fellating ghouls will scream and rant and rave. So fuck it: just go batshit crazy and do what needs to be done. It seems like Israel has finally said "fuck it" and is going wild. About time.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 01, 2024 02:15 PM (iFTx/)

288 282 Who's in charge of the US right now?

Commander.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 01, 2024 02:14 PM (67maw)

obama pho'

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 02:15 PM (VnUSN)

289 250 213 Ballistic missiles raining on Israel. Biblical-level floods in the Appalachians. Chinese pressure in the Far East. A debilitated president.
----------------

Meant to tell you, the other day, a new Chinese submarine, at dock, involuntarily submerged. Something to do with substandard assembly.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2024 02:10 PM (rwlGT)

/Mouth moves out of sync with words..

Bad Skleen door...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 01, 2024 02:15 PM (QAkQ3)

290 Sadly...that is not true.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 01, 2024 02:14 PM (s58Eh)
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so, the initial reports of Israel changing their stance on public ownership of firearms was erroneous? Drat, I was hoping they learned.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2024 02:16 PM (tT6L1)

291 No they're telling an enemy not to escalate against an ally.
Posted by: ... at October 01, 2024 01:55 PM (LCr8f)

Telling the enemy anything other than "give up"means you don't consider them an enemy.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 01, 2024 02:06 PM (SEAA9)

I meant that's what the Biden Harris people are telling Israel. nm

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2024 02:16 PM (LCr8f)

292 Bassem Eid @realbassemeid 8m
Palestinians in the West Bank are celebrating the Iranian missile attack on Israel that could have just as easily killed them as it could have killed Israelis.

As long as Palestinians celebrate the attempted murder of Jews, there is no chance at peace.

https://tinyurl.com/2zwjecu7
22 seconds
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It wouldn't make a difference, I'm sure, but I wonder if they know shrapnel from an Iranian missile killed one of their own??

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 02:16 PM (CEzQx)

293 Need to get more ammo before the panic buying sets in.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 01, 2024 02:16 PM (AxhV2)

294 Still no love.
Posted by: South Carolina

Stop sending Miss Lindsay to DC and we will talk.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 02:16 PM (CIS44)

295 It's real easy (i know I'm doing it) to be almost dismissive of this attack....

According to authoritative sources on X, Israel's response this time is not dependent on their casualty count.

Posted by: Candidus at October 01, 2024 02:16 PM (gxCby)

296 When this old world starts a gettin me down...
(Earthshattering Kaboom)

Posted by: Dr Strangelove was tame at October 01, 2024 02:16 PM (Hgqfb)

297 November 5 can't come soon enough...we have to handle 5 more weeks of a US that can't respond to any crisis. It's all hands for yourself and your neighbor, which is what NC and GA learned this weekend...
Posted by: Nova Local

Lol...you'll get it good and hard for a while...

Posted by: Inauguration Day is January 20th at October 01, 2024 02:16 PM (JCZqz)

298 Why hasn’t Bibi unleashed the space lasers or weather machine on Iran?

/s

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 01, 2024 02:16 PM (7PziG)

299 Under a Harris administration, we will be lucky if
China only takes Taiwan. Phillipines, look out.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at October 01, 2024 02:16 PM (Vz/DX)

300 Hmmm
Would they cancel postpone or reschedule the debate over this?

Posted by: kactus at October 01, 2024 02:16 PM (twS2i)

301 I hope Steve Inman's making the big bux. He's wildly talented.

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 02:16 PM (VnUSN)

302 >>>People you may see in civilian clothing carrying are off duty IDF or civil security.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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There was a link yesterday to some attractive off duty IDF walking around the city.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2024 02:17 PM (rwlGT)

303 Any word from Biden's dog I think it is from Israel ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2024 02:17 PM (IyPmt)

304 iirc Civilian population is not permitted to carry arms in most cases. Arms are kept in an armory in kibbutzim and small cities. People you may see in civilian clothing carrying are off duty IDF or civil security.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2024 02:13 PM (5p7su)
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Residents of Judea & Samaria and now the Gaza Envelope, too, are qualified to apply merely for their residential location. Reservists are now also qualified to apply. 3 of our pups carry.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 01, 2024 02:17 PM (rQPq3)

305 And The International Community is going to act like it's all OK. You're fine, Joos. You got insurance. Check your privilege.

Disgusting.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 02:14 PM (DDGz9)

Yep.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2024 02:17 PM (i24o9)

306 Israel is standing guard over the Temple, Al-Aqsa,
Posted by: andycanuck

===
Blow it to smithereens and blame the Shia.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


I would. I would love to see the denials. LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 01, 2024 02:17 PM (yL/az)

307 If he doesn't die of a heart attack raping goats and boys, that Ayatollah is a dead man walking.

Also...all his pals. They're dead too.

Posted by: torabora at October 01, 2024 02:17 PM (sM0Q+)

308 Lol...you'll get it good and hard for a while...


no I think if PDJT wins this vacuum of leadership will be filled right away. the Left will be done at that point, we won't have to wait until January.

it's ALREADY happening!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 01, 2024 02:17 PM (s3qiR)

309 There was a link yesterday to some attractive off duty IDF walking around the city.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2024 02:17 PM (rwlGT)
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By Admiral Ackbar, no less.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2024 02:17 PM (tT6L1)

310 Any word from Biden's dog I think it is from Israel ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2024 02:17 PM (IyPmt)
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Woof!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 01, 2024 02:17 PM (rQPq3)

311 If the Israelis decide to attack and leave every one of Iran's nuclear research, storage, and weapons facilities "glowing," that would be an excellent outcome. FAFO.

Posted by: Retired, thank God! at October 01, 2024 02:17 PM (9BIt9)

312 Quinnipac's October 2020 poll of GA:

Biden +7


Polls are for strippers

Quinnipac's October 2024 poll of GA:

Trump +6

Strippers for polls

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 02:17 PM (V13WU)

313 Meanwhile, California just made it illegal to show any form of ID at a polling place. No effect on the Presidential race there, those electoral votes were always (D), but maybe Adam Schiff's polling is in trouble?

Posted by: Ian S. at October 01, 2024 02:17 PM (2ocoG)

314 "There was a link yesterday to some attractive off duty IDF walking around the city."

He must work out.

Posted by: Random Movie Quotes at October 01, 2024 02:17 PM (B0mGw)

315 That's why I cannot apply. I'm just an ordinary citizen

Ya know, your country and all that, but in my opinion "ordinary citizen" should be the qualification.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 01, 2024 02:17 PM (/y8xj)

316
A surprise visit of Anthony Blinken and Cat Stevens to Tehran to play a guitar duet for an Islamic Revolutionary Guard concert featuring powered paragliders overhead would calm things down in a hurry.

Posted by: Auspex at October 01, 2024 02:18 PM (j4U/Z)

317 258 m = Mossad!!!
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 02:11 PM (CEzQx)

m = 1000 Mossad!

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 02:18 PM (VnUSN)

318 The left always talks proportional response. Ok fire 1000 missiles at Tehran. Then 1000 more just because.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 01, 2024 02:18 PM (jyRIG)

319 Who's in charge of the US right now?

Commander.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 01, 2024 02:14 PM (67maw)

obama pho'

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 02:15 PM (VnUSN)

Feces be upon him.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2024 02:18 PM (i24o9)

320 Why does no one ever position me for success!?!?

Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 01, 2024 02:18 PM (Y8lzz)

321 I despise liberals so much. I'm truly gobsmacked that the US is negotiating the level of allowed violence against Israel.

WTF. Seriously. WTF??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 02:18 PM (q7hip)

322 The government of Israel starting handing out permits to anyone who applied at the time.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2024 02:07 PM (tT6L1)

Sadly...that is not true.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 01, 2024 02:14 PM (s58Eh)
__________

I saw a lot of pretty Jewesses strolling around in street clothes packing serious machine-gun heat in those videos, though.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 01, 2024 02:18 PM (iFTx/)

323 Are people's memories honestly this short?

This is literally the SECOND TIME THIS YEAR that drooling Biden has 'negotiated' the 'scope' of Iran being allowed to attack Israel.

And clearly just like last time they were expecting the Iron Dome to let them shrug off the attack and scream that since Isreal didn't actually take damage they weren't allowed to 'escalate'.

Except the Iron Dome failed and a bunch of missiles hit targets. So now there's no way Israel can just ignore it.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at October 01, 2024 02:18 PM (setIA)

324 It's just about time for Jesus to set his feet on the mount of Olives.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 01, 2024 02:18 PM (83zL0)

325 299 Under a Harris administration, we will be lucky if
China only takes Taiwan. Phillipines, look out.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate
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They are bumping on the Philippines every day. Their president has a hard on toward Biden or we would be giving them a hand.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2024 02:19 PM (rwlGT)

326 Lord,
In Your wisdom and according to Your plan,
Watch over the righteous and the innocent as they do battle with the Old Foe and its soldiers on this earth.
See the Good to victory so that our children may live in safer times.

Amen

Posted by: Sifty at October 01, 2024 02:19 PM (TY9n8)

327
Woof!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 01, 2024 02:17 PM (rQPq3)


LOL.. How are you ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2024 02:19 PM (IyPmt)

328 318 The left always talks proportional response. Ok fire 1000 missiles at Tehran. Then 1000 more just because.


I mean 1000x what was fired at them is proportional. you can use really any number and it would still be a proportion.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 01, 2024 02:19 PM (s3qiR)

329 or maybe just lending them a hand

Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2024 02:19 PM (rwlGT)

330 "Quinnipac's October 2024 poll of GA: Trump +6 Strippers for polls"

If Trump doesn't get PA, he has to get Arizona, Nevada, and Michigan or Wisconsin.

PA makes all those other states superfluous.

Posted by: Ribbed at October 01, 2024 02:19 PM (B0mGw)

331 268 They're hitting Costco?

By Grabthor's Hammer, I've never seen such bargains.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at October 01, 2024 02:12 PM (wBaIH)

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Such an underrated film.

Posted by: The_Hoser at October 01, 2024 02:19 PM (3qNLt)

332 Why hasn’t Bibi unleashed the space lasers or weather machine on Iran?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 01, 2024 02:16 PM (7PziG)
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The big problem is the genies. They're on strike.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 01, 2024 02:19 PM (rQPq3)

333 331 Such an underrated film.
Posted by: The_Hoser at October 01, 2024 02:19 PM (3qNLt)

=======

Is there a consensus that Galaxy Quest is bad? How is it generally rated?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 02:20 PM (GBKbO)

334 If he doesn't die of a heart attack raping goats and boys, that Ayatollah is a dead man walking.

Also...all his pals. They're dead too.
Posted by: torabora


Marmalard - dead! Niedermeyer - dead!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 01, 2024 02:20 PM (yL/az)

335 The big problem is the genies. They're on strike.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 01, 2024 02:19 PM (rQPq3)

getting high on hashish

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 02:20 PM (V13WU)

336 LOL.. How are you ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2024 02:19 PM (IyPmt)
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Fine. Read my prior comments.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 01, 2024 02:20 PM (rQPq3)

337 I sincerely hope Israel can quickly ascertain if a terrorist missile will impact the Al-Aqsa and let it through all their defenses.

This would immediately be blamed on Israel, as a false flag.

Posted by: Kammie! at October 01, 2024 02:20 PM (uxCna)

338 Hand me that lotion, will ya Jillie?

Posted by: President Potatohead at October 01, 2024 02:20 PM (vtRd1)

339 297 November 5 can't come soon enough...we have to handle 5 more weeks of a US that can't respond to any crisis. It's all hands for yourself and your neighbor, which is what NC and GA learned this weekend...
Posted by: Nova Local

Biden's team will be busy trying to pry off all the M-A-G keys off the keyboards. And failing.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at October 01, 2024 02:21 PM (Vz/DX)

340 I am enjoying watching Israel kick Iran’s butt. I do not love that this may drag other players into things.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 01, 2024 02:21 PM (7PziG)

341 Why hasn’t Bibi unleashed the space lasers or weather machine on Iran?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 01, 2024 02:16 PM (7PziG)
-

The big problem is the genies. They're on strike.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey



Cry havoc and let slip the dolphins of war!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 01, 2024 02:21 PM (yL/az)

342 "Is there a consensus that Galaxy Quest is bad? How is it generally rated?"

I love Galaxy Quest. That's crazy talk.

Posted by: Ribbed at October 01, 2024 02:21 PM (B0mGw)

343 For the good of our great nation and the world, we need to call off the presidential election. We need steady handjobs on the piller or tiller or you know, whatever it is that steers the ship. That piller is my boss... (pretends to check notes) Joe Biden. Until he passes the torch to me. This is not the time for an election. Like Timmy says, MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!

Posted by: Kackling Kammy at October 01, 2024 02:21 PM (T44gN)

344 Is there a consensus that Galaxy Quest is bad? How is it generally rated?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I was always led to believe that Galaxy Quest was held in very high regard.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 02:21 PM (CIS44)

345 331 268 They're hitting Costco?

I was at Costco today and it seems everyone else thought it was good idea to stock up....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2024 02:21 PM (IyPmt)

346 getting high on hashish
Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 02:20 PM (V13WU)
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The genies are complaining that they always feel bottled up.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 01, 2024 02:21 PM (rQPq3)

347 The big problem is the genies. They're on strike.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 01, 2024 02:19 PM (rQPq3)

Israel should kidnap Dylan Mulvaney, dress him in a lace teddy, and parachute him into Tehran. Call him "the Lace Spazzer".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 01, 2024 02:21 PM (RpFn0)

348 António Guterres @antonioguterres 22m
I condemn the broadening of the Middle East conflict with escalation after escalation.

This must stop.

We absolutely need a ceasefire.
====
Busca su shinebox puto

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2024 02:21 PM (5p7su)

349 It's just about time for Jesus to set his feet on the mount of Olives.

Or maybe -- depending on how you read things -- about 7 years from now.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 01, 2024 02:21 PM (/y8xj)

350 282 Who's in charge of the US right now?

Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

Posted by: Tony Blinken at October 01, 2024 02:21 PM (+oR7L)

351 Bibi and Israel must think Trump is gonna win (and be allowed to take office). I don't think Israel would be so aggressive -- finally! -- if they thought the two shitburgers in the WH now were going to win
==
Now is the last Chance they may have. With an election on, there isn't much room for the progressive tyrants to move against Isreal publicly. It will cost votes in swing states. ISRAEL has about 30 days at least. If Trump wins, more.

Posted by: Simplemind at October 01, 2024 02:21 PM (Hgqfb)

352 344 Is there a consensus that Galaxy Quest is bad? How is it generally rated?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I love Galaxy Quest

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2024 02:22 PM (IyPmt)

353 Such an underrated film.

I've never seen anyone rate it poorly, so I don't think you can call it underrated.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 01, 2024 02:22 PM (2ocoG)

354 The ghost of John McCain sings "Bomb,Bomb,Bomb...Bomb,bomb Iran"

Posted by: Frank Barone at October 01, 2024 02:10 PM (+oR7L)


LOL!! I was at a music festival this past weekend. The Beach Boys played an hour long set. When they played Barbara Ann, I was definitely singing "Bomb Iran" in my head.

Posted by: Doof at October 01, 2024 02:22 PM (vNIMs)

355 Is there a consensus that Galaxy Quest is bad? How is it generally rated?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Well, I'd say it is a classic of the cult variety, but I've never heard of anybody actually trashing it.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 01, 2024 02:22 PM (LxER7)

356 Is there a consensus that Galaxy Quest is bad? How is it generally rated?

Not a trekkie but its my favorite Star Trek film by a long shot. Also nice to see you among the living TJM.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at October 01, 2024 02:22 PM (Y8lzz)

357 I was always led to believe that Galaxy Quest was held in very high regard.

It's the second best Star Trek movie after Kahn.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 01, 2024 02:22 PM (/y8xj)

358 310 Any word from Biden's dog I think it is from Israel ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2024 02:17 PM (IyPmt)
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Woof!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 01, 2024 02:17 PM (rQPq3)

I dunno, is "woof" a ... word?

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 02:22 PM (VnUSN)

359 They're hitting Costco?

I was at Costco today and it seems everyone else thought it was good idea to stock up....
Posted by: It's me donna


I heard the pulp & paper mills in Washington are passing out bonuses for making people think Bounty comes from China.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 01, 2024 02:22 PM (yL/az)

360 no gore

Baruch Hashem!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 01, 2024 02:23 PM (67maw)

361 Except the Iron Dome failed and a bunch of missiles hit targets. So now there's no way Israel can just ignore it.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at October 01, 2024 02:18 PM (setIA)


Where did you hear this?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 01, 2024 02:23 PM (s58Eh)

362 342 "Is there a consensus that Galaxy Quest is bad? How is it generally rated?"

I love Galaxy Quest. That's crazy talk.
Posted by: Ribbed at October 01, 2024 02:21 PM (B0mGw)

For me, Galaxy Quest is tied with Wrath of Khan for the best Star Trek movie.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 01, 2024 02:23 PM (r++TH)

363 What answer are you expecting?
Posted by: Iran


Subterranean lizard people.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 01, 2024 02:23 PM (IG4Id)

364 I can't believe the US is tacitly allied with Iran. How absolutely stupid and insane.

Posted by: Tom at October 01, 2024 02:23 PM (8J80s)

365 356 Is there a consensus that Galaxy Quest is bad? How is it generally rated?

Not a trekkie but its my favorite Star Trek film by a long shot. Also nice to see you among the living TJM.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at October 01, 2024 02:22 PM (Y8lzz)

========

And here I felt like I'd been here too much recently.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

366 I dunno, is "woof" a ... word?
Posted by: m a

WUPH! dot com

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 02:23 PM (CIS44)

367 GA and PA and NC wins it for Trump, 270-268. He can lose WI, MI, AZ and NV.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 01, 2024 02:23 PM (jyRIG)

368 346 getting high on hashish
Posted by: runner at October 01, 2024 02:20 PM (V13WU)
-

The genies are complaining that they always feel bottled up.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 01, 2024 02:21 PM (rQPq3)

"Iiitty-bitty living space!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 01, 2024 02:23 PM (LxER7)

369 Is there a consensus that Galaxy Quest is bad? How is it generally rated?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I love that movie. It's one of those ones that will grab me if I am surfing on the TV.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 01, 2024 02:23 PM (xPJvm)

370 It's just about time for Jesus to set his feet on the mount of Olives.

Or maybe -- depending on how you read things -- about 7 years from now.
Posted by: Oddbob


The pale horse is being saddled.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 01, 2024 02:24 PM (yL/az)

371 I'm shoot my own rocket into that dome and say they did it.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2024 02:24 PM (rwlGT)

372
Is there a consensus that Galaxy Quest is bad? How is it generally rated?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 02:20 PM (GBKbO)


***
Not at all. Someone here has dubbed it the best Star Trek movie that isn't actually called Star Trek.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 02:24 PM (J2vNu)

373 >>> 369 Is there a consensus that Galaxy Quest is bad? How is it generally rated?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I love that movie. It's one of those ones that will grab me if I am surfing on the TV.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at October 01, 2024 02:23 PM (xPJvm)

"I see you've managed to lose your shirt."

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 02:24 PM (FnneF)

374 And here I felt like I'd been here too much recently.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 02:23 PM (GBKbO)


Well...

Posted by: Doof at October 01, 2024 02:24 PM (vNIMs)

375 it would be wonderful if in my lifetime Persia would once again be free!

and maybe we could be free again too lol

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 01, 2024 02:25 PM (s3qiR)

376 And here I felt like I'd been here too much recently.

I haven't been here much the last few days. Hope all the other NC and SE morons are doing okay also.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at October 01, 2024 02:25 PM (Y8lzz)

377 I like Galaxy Quest.


Can't we watch something fun, has heart, and is nostalgic without being mocked as rubes?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 01, 2024 02:25 PM (JeYYB)

378 Why does no one ever position me for success!?!?
Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 01, 2024 02:18 PM (Y8lzz)
****
Don't move...

Posted by: Willie Brown at October 01, 2024 02:25 PM (sM0Q+)

379 308 Lol...you'll get it good and hard for a while...


no I think if PDJT wins this vacuum of leadership will be filled right away. the Left will be done at that point, we won't have to wait until January.

it's ALREADY happening!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 01, 2024 02:17 PM (s3qiR)

Yup. World leaders were making appointments with DJT at Trump Tower while they were in town for the UN conference last week.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 01, 2024 02:25 PM (r++TH)

380 Biden and his incompetent, traitorous cabal act like they have command and control of this situation and they will be listened to and believed. No one believes you and everyone laughs and shakes their head at you

Posted by: Cheri at October 01, 2024 02:25 PM (oiNtH)

381 They're hitting Costco?

Food King.

They're looting the Food King.

Posted by: Katy at October 01, 2024 02:25 PM (vtRd1)

382 >>> 374 And here I felt like I'd been here too much recently.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

Well...
Posted by: Doof at October 01, 2024 02:24 PM (vNIMs)

You're *supposed* to tell him that he's never been to the TX MoMee.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 02:25 PM (FnneF)

383 282 Who's in charge of the US right now?

Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.
Posted by: Tony Blinken at October 01, 2024 02:21 PM (+oR7L)
===

It's like the scene in "Erik the Viking", when the weary survivors stagger into Valhalla only to discover that the gods they had worshipped were eight-year old children.

Posted by: mrp at October 01, 2024 02:26 PM (rj6Yv)

384 376 And here I felt like I'd been here too much recently.

I haven't been here much the last few days. Hope all the other NC and SE morons are doing okay also.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at October 01, 2024 02:25 PM (Y8lzz)

======

Ah, the whole physical safety thing.

Yes. I'm fine. Helene swept over my corner of NC without much more than some fallen limbs. It's further northwest that things got bad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 02:26 PM (GBKbO)

385 Jeebus were talking about Star Trek now. This must be a gay site.

Posted by: Puddinhead at October 01, 2024 02:26 PM (bP3W+)

386 Boy, won't the Asheville folks be surprised when they get internet back in a few days, and find out about what in the world has been going on without them...

"Wait. And then WHAT happened?"

Posted by: Piercello at October 01, 2024 02:26 PM (qLcmG)

387 378 Why does no one ever position me for success!?!?
Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 01, 2024 02:18 PM (Y8lzz)
****
Don't move...
Posted by: Willie Brown at October 01, 2024 02:25 PM (sM0Q+)

--------

Lol

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 01, 2024 02:26 PM (JeYYB)

388 I haven't been here much the last few days. Hope all the other NC and SE morons are doing okay also.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at October 01, 2024 02:25 PM (Y8lzz)

Nearly all safe and accounted for, now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 01, 2024 02:26 PM (RpFn0)

389 I think Galaxy Quest was that movie that everyone loved, but assumed everyone else wouldn't, so no one ever talked about it, until one day everyone realized it was OK to say you liked it and now everyone is relieved.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 02:26 PM (DDGz9)

390 Iran may soon find out that some of their pagers/computers/cell phones or centrifuges are "defective" and go boom ...

Posted by: The Dark Lord at October 01, 2024 02:26 PM (DBAaD)

391
The genies are complaining that they always feel bottled up.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 01, 2024


***
I'll bet they would like to have a wish or two for themselves.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 02:27 PM (J2vNu)

392 And here I felt like I'd been here too much recently.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

Well...
Posted by: Doof at October 01, 2024 02:24 PM (vNIMs)

You're *supposed* to tell him that he's never been to the TX MoMee.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 02:25 PM (FnneF)


There is a very strict "no assholes allowed" policy.

Posted by: Doof at October 01, 2024 02:27 PM (vNIMs)

393 Can't wait to hear Tampon Tim talk tough about Iran tonight.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 02:27 PM (q7hip)

394 What's going on with the port strike?

50% pay raise over 5 years, has that deal been made?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 01, 2024 02:27 PM (JeYYB)

395 385 Jeebus were talking about Star Trek now. This must be a gay site.
Posted by: Puddinhead at October 01, 2024 02:26 PM (bP3W+)

Shut up Wesley.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 01, 2024 02:27 PM (N39Ws)

396 Galaxy Quest is pure goodness. Best Trek movie by far.

Posted by: Sifty at October 01, 2024 02:27 PM (TY9n8)

397 I dunno, is "woof" a ... word?
Posted by: m
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It's Yiddish. Reference; Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2024 02:27 PM (rwlGT)

398 Just to be clear...they launched a barrage of missiles at the country that infiltrated and compromised their most focused and confidential special ops team. The same country that placed an operative within Tehran and offed a high ranking official on a whim....the same country that compromised the entire communications network of their sworn enemy and killed thousands of members at the push of a button....and the same country that backed that up with anticipated actions by the same sworn enemy and killed more of them...the same country that seems to waltz around Iran killing nuclear scientists when the mood takes them.

That's who they fired missiles at? Good grief...the Ayatollah better upgrade his life insurance policy. And the Republican Guard better start picking out pine boxes.

The Iranian dissidents couldn't ask for a great gift. While the powers that be are hiding in their holes, the uprising is going to be monumental.

Posted by: Orson at October 01, 2024 02:27 PM (dIske)

399 Galaxy Quest is great.

Ace even came up with a good story for a sequel.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 01, 2024 02:27 PM (WPL6O)

400 Israel's existence is violence! Firing ballistic missiles at Israel therefore is self-defense! AnD sToP cAlLiNg Me CrAzY!!!!

Posted by: CrAzY mArY, aMhErSt, MaSs at October 01, 2024 02:27 PM (qUkBO)

401 Seems to me that by rights Israel should now launch a massive missile strike against Iran's population centers right? To make sure its "proportional"

Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2024 02:27 PM (oZhjI)

402 394 What's going on with the port strike?

50% pay raise over 5 years, has that deal been made?
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 01, 2024 02:27 PM (JeYYB)

Kind of hard to feel bad for port workers when all I get is 3% every year.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 01, 2024 02:28 PM (N39Ws)

403 There is a very strict "no assholes allowed" policy.

Posted by: Doof at October 01, 2024 02:27 PM (vNIMs)

Do they check them at the door?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2024 02:28 PM (i24o9)

404 The genies are complaining that they always feel bottled up.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 01, 2024

And that they aren't allowed to show their belly buttons.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 01, 2024 02:28 PM (v6JzV)

405 Galaxy Quest made the most judicious use of its one permitted F-bomb to retain PG-13:

Sigorney, looking at the gauntlet of superfluous pile-drivers they had to negotiate to get to their objective. "F-- this!"

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 01, 2024 02:28 PM (jOYm0)

406 Why does no one ever position me for success!?!?
Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 01, 2024


***
Grownups are supposed to position themselves, Knee Pads.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 02:28 PM (J2vNu)

407 ===

It's like the scene in "Erik the Viking", when the weary survivors stagger into Valhalla only to discover that the gods they had worshipped were eight-year old children.
Posted by: mrp at October 01, 2024 02:26 PM (rj6Yv)

Mmmm...Imogen Stubbs. She can blow my horn whenever she likes.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 01, 2024 02:28 PM (LxER7)

408 292 Bassem Eid @realbassemeid 8m
Palestinians in the West Bank are celebrating the Iranian missile attack on Israel that could have just as easily killed them as it could have killed Israelis.

As long as Palestinians celebrate the attempted murder of Jews, there is no chance at peace.

https://tinyurl.com/2zwjecu7
22 seconds
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It wouldn't make a difference, I'm sure, but I wonder if they know shrapnel from an Iranian missile killed one of their own??
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 02:16 PM (CEzQx)
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Further proof. Not a religion, but a nihilistic cult of death

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2024 02:28 PM (5p7su)

409 I can't believe the US is tacitly allied with Iran. How absolutely stupid and insane.

--

Getting called the Big Satan and having death wished upon your country garners a lot of benefits.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 01, 2024 02:28 PM (wFTTN)

410 Does Israel have enough resources to fight three fronts simultaneously?

Went Bank, Hezbollah and now Iran. Plus if Syria or someone else decides to support Iran, Israel might get stretched thin.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 02:28 PM (q7hip)

411 313 Meanwhile, California just made it illegal to show any form of ID at a polling place. No effect on the Presidential race there, those electoral votes were always (D), but maybe Adam Schiff's polling is in trouble?
Posted by: Ian S. at October 01, 2024 02:17 PM

It depresses me so much how much damage the politicians and their cronies have inflicted on the people of this once great state. I want it fixed but I'm afraid that ship has sailed, I'm looking for an escape hatch.

Posted by: CaliGirl at October 01, 2024 02:28 PM (6gSPY)

412 I am actually looking forward to the debate tonight. JD is about 100x more intelligent than that weird little marxist dude.

should be fun even with a totally biased "moderation" crew and the endless "fact checking"

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 01, 2024 02:28 PM (s3qiR)

413 What's going on with the port strike?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 01, 2024 02:27 PM (JeYYB)
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In Yemen, right?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 01, 2024 02:29 PM (rQPq3)

414 William Shatner said he liked Galaxy Quest, but he "couldn't figure out which character Tim Allen was supposed to be satirizing."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 01, 2024 02:29 PM (WPL6O)

415 Nearly all safe and accounted for, now.

Good to hear!

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at October 01, 2024 02:29 PM (Y8lzz)

416 What's going on with the port strike?

50% pay raise over 5 years, has that deal been made?
Posted by: Seems Legit


Did they change? As of last night, it was 77% over five years.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 01, 2024 02:29 PM (yL/az)

417 377 I like Galaxy Quest.


Can't we watch something fun, has heart, and is nostalgic without being mocked as rubes?
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 01, 2024 02:25 PM (JeYYB)

Fun fact: Bronx Science, my HS alma mater, had a Star Trek Science Fiction Club. Fully 1/3 of the students were members. You had to take a Sci-Fi trivia test to place in the Club. Bad scores got you Red Shirt status, good scores got you Gold Shirt status. The scene with the superfans in GQ was *exactly* what our club was like. We even got people who worked on ST:TOS to speak at our school. Brought the official Star Trek Blooper Reel to show for us. Amazing.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 01, 2024 02:29 PM (r++TH)

418 392 There is a very strict "no assholes allowed" policy.
Posted by: Doof at October 01, 2024 02:27 PM (vNIMs)

=======

*laughs*
-Homer Glumplet

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 02:30 PM (GBKbO)

419 9% a year raise every year for 5 years. Joining a union does pay off I guess.

Posted by: Settled Science at October 01, 2024 02:30 PM (jyRIG)

420
should be fun even with a totally biased "moderation" crew and the endless "fact checking"


Can't wait to see them ask Vance if he feels weird because he doesn't want to "help" "boys" use tampons...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2024 02:30 PM (oZhjI)

421 There is a very strict "no assholes allowed" policy.
Posted by: Doof at October 01, 2024 02:27 PM (vNIMs)
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You just hung that one over the plate.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2024 02:30 PM (tT6L1)

422 354 I was at a music festival this past weekend. The Beach Boys played an hour long set. When they played Barbara Ann, I was definitely singing "Bomb Iran" in my head.
Posted by: Doof at October 01, 2024 02:22 PM (vNIMs)

Earworm!

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 02:30 PM (VnUSN)

423 So, it turns out that Hezbollah is not a proxy of Iran. No, it is a direct extension of Iran. An attack by Hezbollah is an attack by Iran. That is was common knowledge, but this certifies a direct linkage-their 51st state so to speak.

Posted by: wferrin at October 01, 2024 02:30 PM (ikGp1)

424 405 Galaxy Quest made the most judicious use of its one permitted F-bomb to retain PG-13:

Sigorney, looking at the gauntlet of superfluous pile-drivers they had to negotiate to get to their objective. "F-- this!"
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 01, 2024 02:28 PM (jOYm0)

=======

She's dubbed over with "screw that".

It was not an intentional joke, though the director has since said he thinks the dubbing is funnier. It was just to get around the R rating.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 02:30 PM (GBKbO)

425 ST:TOS>Pretty much all the rest of ST

Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2024 02:30 PM (oZhjI)

426 419 9% a year raise every year for 5 years. Joining a union does pay off I guess.


it's quite doable if you then replace 80 percent of these guys with robots

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 01, 2024 02:31 PM (s3qiR)

427 Sounds like Israel will either hit (1) Iran's nuke sites, (2) Iran's oil facilities, or (3) the Ayatollah.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at October 01, 2024 02:31 PM (qUkBO)

428 *laughs*
-Homer Glumplet
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

REFERENCE!

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 02:31 PM (CIS44)

429 50% pay raise over 5 years, has that deal been made?
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 01, 2024 02:27 PM (JeYYB)

Kind of hard to feel bad for port workers when all I get is 3% every year.

--------------

On the bright side, it will give more incentive to bring manufacturing back home since it will now cost more to unload things that come in.

Of course, basic economics fall to the wayside when you have Washington interfering.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at October 01, 2024 02:31 PM (sX1BW)

430 There is a very strict "no assholes allowed" policy.

Posted by: Doof at October 01, 2024 02:27 PM (vNIMs)

Do they check them at the door?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2024 02:28 PM (i24o9)


One tried to get in once. Once!

Posted by: Doof at October 01, 2024 02:31 PM (vNIMs)

431 Sigourney may be a batshit crazy liberal, but she was hotter than a $2 pistol in Galaxy Quest.

Also, WWIII is bad.

Posted by: Sifty at October 01, 2024 02:31 PM (TY9n8)

432 428 *laughs*
-Homer Glumplet
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

REFERENCE!
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2024 02:31 PM (CIS44)

========

CATCH PHRASE!
-said retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAG9Xn5bJwQ

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 02:31 PM (GBKbO)

433
Um. Who's in charge of the US right now?

Otto Pilot

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 01, 2024 02:31 PM (63Dwl)

434 Be careful what wishes you ask the djinn for -- it may be working for the Joooos!

NEXTA @nexta_tv 11m
Palestinians celebrating tonight's strikes against #Israel by #Iran.

https://tinyurl.com/mpvsnxt8
24 seconds; different video than above.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 02:31 PM (CEzQx)

435 427 Sounds like Israel will either hit (1) Iran's nuke sites, (2) Iran's oil facilities, or (3) the Ayatollah.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at October 01, 2024 02:31 PM (qUkBO)

Embrace the power of "AND"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 01, 2024 02:32 PM (N39Ws)

436 Sounds like Israel will either hit (1) Iran's nuke sites, (2) Iran's oil facilities, or (3) the Ayatollah.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at October 01, 2024 02:31 PM (qUkBO)

go for the hat trick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 01, 2024 02:32 PM (RpFn0)

437 William Shatner said he liked Galaxy Quest, but he "couldn't figure out which character Tim Allen was supposed to be satirizing."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 01, 2024


***
Bill has a famous sense of humor. I'll bet he had his tongue firmly planted in his cheek with that one.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 02:32 PM (J2vNu)

438 Re the Port Strike:

If I were a betting person, I would think the shipping companies will pretty quickly move to automate their ports. Give the workers a big fat middle finger.

Robots don’t need health benefits or a fair days wage.

At least not yet. . . .

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 01, 2024 02:33 PM (fpVC1)

439 >>> 437 William Shatner said he liked Galaxy Quest, but he "couldn't figure out which character Tim Allen was supposed to be satirizing."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 01, 2024

***
Bill has a famous sense of humor. I'll bet he had his tongue firmly planted in his cheek with that one.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 02:32 PM (J2vNu)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE NO ONE SHOULD NEED ME TO EXPLAIN IT.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at October 01, 2024 02:33 PM (FnneF)

440 435 427 Sounds like Israel will either hit (1) Iran's nuke sites, (2) Iran's oil facilities, or (3) the Ayatollah.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at October 01, 2024 02:31 PM (qUkBO)

Embrace the power of "AND"
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 01, 2024 02:32 PM (N39Ws)

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I'm praying that's true.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 01, 2024 02:33 PM (JeYYB)

441 Mullahs are probably just celebrating Jimmah Carter's birthday. Attacking Israeli citizens is exactly what he wanted too!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 01, 2024 02:33 PM (dtRKo)

442 >>>
Can't we watch something fun, has heart, and is nostalgic without being mocked as rubes?
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 01, 2024 02:25 PM

--

No one is calling us rubes for that.
Twerps. Twerps is what we are.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at October 01, 2024 02:33 PM (jOYm0)

443 Sounds like Israel will either hit (1) Iran's nuke sites, (2) Iran's oil facilities, or (3) the Ayatollah.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at October 01, 2024 02:31 PM (qUkBO)

go for the hat trick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 01, 2024 02:32 PM (RpFn0)

Go for the Ayatollah and air drop a bunch of small arms and leaflets inviting the normals to rid themselves of the meddlesome regime or risk further retaliatory bombing.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 01, 2024 02:34 PM (i24o9)

444 439 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE NO ONE SHOULD NEED ME TO EXPLAIN IT.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at October 01, 2024 02:33 PM (FnneF)

=======

*considers mentioning how I didn't get it*

*reconsiders mentioning how I didn't get and doesn't mention how I didn't get it*

*considers mentioning Prometheus*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 02:34 PM (GBKbO)

445 I suspect the Iranian navy is going to have a very bad time tomorrow.

Posted by: qwerty at October 01, 2024 02:34 PM (E7DRw)

446 @244 Israel , Iran , Hezbollah and Hamas all open fire on James Taylor as he sings "You've Got a Friend" Middle East peace achieved

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2024 02:34 PM (RTfY1)

447 I was at a music festival this past weekend. The Beach Boys played an hour long set. When they played Barbara Ann, I was definitely singing "Bomb Iran" in my head.
Posted by: Doof at October 01, 2024


***
Back in '79, Vince Vance and the Valiants had a local Top 40 hit with their rendition of that. Years later, one of Miss Linda's law professors admitted that he had been a member of that band.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 02:34 PM (J2vNu)

448 I like Galaxy Quest.


Can't we watch something fun, has heart, and is nostalgic without being mocked as rubes?
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 01, 2024 02:25 PM (JeYYB)

Fun fact: Bronx Science, my HS alma mater, had a Star Trek Science Fiction Club. Fully 1/3 of the students were members. You had to take a Sci-Fi trivia test to place in the Club. Bad scores got you Red Shirt status, good scores got you Gold Shirt status. The scene with the superfans in GQ was *exactly* what our club was like. We even got people who worked on ST:TOS to speak at our school. Brought the official Star Trek Blooper Reel to show for us. Amazing.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 01, 2024 02:29 PM (r++TH)
_______

Jeez, what a bunch of nerds and geeks. Good thing I was president of Chess Club and D&D Club. Way cooler!

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 01, 2024 02:34 PM (iFTx/)

449 401 Seems to me that by rights Israel should now launch a massive missile strike against Iran's population centers right? To make sure its "proportional"
Posted by: 18-1
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Runways, hangars, fuel storage, refining, water sanitation facilities, electrical generating facilities, docks, ports, barracks,

Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2024 02:34 PM (rwlGT)

450 Palestinians in the West Bank are celebrating the Iranian missile attack on Israel that could have just as easily killed them as it could have killed Israelis.

I remember back on 9-11-2001, when news of the planes hitting the towers spread, a foreign exchange student at my university, from Palestine, took it upon himself to run across campus, waving the Palestinian flag and cheering.

Palestinians have no sense of good manners - you don't celebrate your host's misfortune while you are in his house, no sense of proportion - Palestine wasn't in anyway involved in the attack, and no sense of self preservation - you don't celebrate someone else's misfortune where those people can get to you.

Palestinians are the suicide squirrels of the middle east - running out in front of cars, celebrating when they get one to swerve, and utterly mystified when they get run over.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at October 01, 2024 02:34 PM (hB7mE)

451 As a change of pace, video from the Iranian side:

NEXTA @nexta_tv 1h
❗️ Video of ballistic missiles launches from Tabriz, #Iran.

https://tinyurl.com/2s3bafks
17 seconds; LOUD

Replier claims this means the rockets are crossing Turkish territory too.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 02:35 PM (CEzQx)

452 Can't we watch something fun, has heart, and is nostalgic without being mocked as rubes?
Posted by: Seems Legit
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No one is calling us rubes for that.
Twerps. Twerps is what we are.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer
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If you don't like my movie choices, you don't have to come over and watch them. That's about as far as I worry on that topic.

Posted by: Ribbed at October 01, 2024 02:35 PM (B0mGw)

453 William Shatner said he liked Galaxy Quest, but he "couldn't figure out which character Tim Allen was supposed to be satirizing."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 01, 2024

He actually said,

" I. Don't. Know. Who. They. Were. Satirizing." As he ripped off his shirt.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 01, 2024 02:35 PM (6isAc)

454 https://tinyurl.com/mpvsnxt8
24 seconds; different video than above.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 02:31 PM (CEzQx)

They look pretty well fed to me.

Posted by: Enough Bullshit at October 01, 2024 02:35 PM (2NXcZ)

455 You just hung that one over the plate.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2024 02:30 PM (tT6L1)


*shrugs shoulders and nods head*

Posted by: Doof at October 01, 2024 02:35 PM (vNIMs)

456 Fun fact: Bronx Science, my HS alma mater, had a Star Trek Science Fiction Club. Fully 1/3 of the students were members. You had to take a Sci-Fi trivia test to place in the Club. Bad scores got you Red Shirt status, good scores got you Gold Shirt status. The scene with the superfans in GQ was *exactly* what our club was like. We even got people who worked on ST:TOS to speak at our school. Brought the official Star Trek Blooper Reel to show for us. Amazing.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 01, 2024 02:29 PM (r++TH)
====

You may be too young, but there was a store on the east side called the Federation Trading Post, which is where I purchased all my, um... supplies.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2024 02:35 PM (5p7su)

457 So, it turns out that Hezbollah is not a proxy of Iran. No, it is a direct extension of Iran.
--------

And by extension, an extension of us.

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2024 02:36 PM (LCr8f)

458 427 Sounds like Israel will either hit (1) Iran's nuke sites, (2) Iran's oil facilities, or (3) the Ayatollah.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at October 01, 2024 02:31 PM (qUkBO)

Hit power plants, dams, bridges, rail heads.... all modern technology...

If they want to act like 7th Century Barbarians, let their population live like it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 01, 2024 02:36 PM (QAkQ3)

459 Re the Port Strike:

If I were a betting person, I would think the shipping companies will pretty quickly move to automate their ports. Give the workers a big fat middle finger.

Robots don’t need health benefits or a fair days wage.

At least not yet. . . .
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 01, 2024 02:33 PM (fpVC1)
_____

I think that's actually one of the main reasons for the strike: fear of automation. It's already here -- those transportation robots are amazing -- and will only expand. These guys will eventually lose their jobs. It's inevitable.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 01, 2024 02:36 PM (iFTx/)

460 412 I am actually looking forward to the debate tonight. JD is about 100x more intelligent than that weird little marxist dude.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 01, 2024 02:28 PM (s3qiR)

And about 100x more calm and stable and unflustered and kempt!

Posted by: m at October 01, 2024 02:36 PM (VnUSN)

461 Israel should have a calm, measured response.

By which I mean, they should annihilate every single Iranian in leadership, and destroy their capacity to make war for ALL TIME. END this.

Posted by: American Hawkman at October 01, 2024 02:36 PM (9VDxG)

462 All this Iran Action had me pull out my pristine Persian Mauser (unblued- in the white) from back in the Shah's days when the soldiers wearing white gloves would march up and down the square . It's in great shape . I think it may be like those French WWII rifles (never been fired, only dropped once).

Posted by: The Walking Dude at October 01, 2024 02:36 PM (C+ke+)

463 Back in '79, Vince Vance and the Valiants had a local Top 40 hit with their rendition of that. Years later, one of Miss Linda's law professors admitted that he had been a member of that band.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 02:34 PM (J2vNu)


I remember hearing it on local radio in '79. Did not know it was VV and the V's.

Posted by: Doof at October 01, 2024 02:37 PM (vNIMs)

464 Good thing I was president of Chess Club and D&D Club. Way cooler!
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade


Spanish Club and Thespian Society for me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 01, 2024 02:37 PM (v6JzV)

465 Brought the official Star Trek Blooper Reel to show for us. Amazing.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 01, 2024


***
At the very first Vul-Con in 1973, Roddenberry and his crew brought the reel and sprung it on us as a surprise, a "special short film." We'd read about its existence, but most of us had never seen it. The screams of laughter were probably audible outside the hotel.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 02:37 PM (J2vNu)

466 Galaxy Quest is a fun movie.

Posted by: callsign claymore at October 01, 2024 02:37 PM (kiogR)

467 Tell me Joe tried calling Bibi and Bibi hung up on him.

Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2024 02:38 PM (tT6L1)

468 Back in '79, Vince Vance and the Valiants had a local Top 40 hit with their rendition of that. Years later, one of Miss Linda's law professors admitted that he had been a member of that band.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024
*
I remember hearing it on local radio in '79. Did not know it was VV and the V's.
Posted by: Doof at October 01, 2024


***
Pretty sure. I seem to recall the 45 was available in record stores, too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 02:38 PM (J2vNu)

469 Today We Live, a WWI movie by Howard Hawks with a 5.9 rating on IMDB?

Underrated.

Galaxy Quest, a movie that I've never heard anyone ever say anything bad about?

Not underrated.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 02:38 PM (GBKbO)

470 man, some people get to have all of the fun...

@JewishWarrior13 6m
🚨DEVELOPING INCIDENT IN GAZA: A mob of about 80 Gazans, some of them armed, are trying to overwhelm IDF forces in the Netzarim Axis. IDF units are responding with artillery and small-arms fire, with several terrorists killed already.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 01, 2024 02:39 PM (IG4Id)

471 Confused Galaxy Quest with Mom and Dad Save the World.

What a picture!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 01, 2024 02:39 PM (KbCG3)

472 I've had to explain this to customers in my life of work on occasion: Automation is not autonomy.

Machines are just tools. They can do a thing for a while so you're free to do something else productive. They can probably do it faster. They can usually do it more accurately. But if a worker fails at piece work, one piece is ruined. If a machine fails, it could be hundreds or thousands ruined before its caught and stopped.

That's it. You still need humans to run and maintain the things. You still need humans who know how to do the thing the machine is doing so they can tell you if it's working properly and efficiently or not. Automation isn't magic. It's just a tool. A good manager uses tools to make his workforce better. A bad manager tries to replace his workers with tools.

And, on top of all that... Artificial Intelligence does not exist.

If an "AI" can actually do your job right now, your job is bullshit and shouldn't exist in the first place and you're a fraud for taking money for it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2024 02:39 PM (DDGz9)

473 >>> 467 Tell me Joe tried calling Bibi and Bibi hung up on him.

Lie to me if you must.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2024 02:38 PM (tT6L1)

Joe isn't calling anyone these days.

Kamala tried calling but she had forgotten to plug in her headphones her staff failed to position her for success.

DOCTOR Jill called and Bibi hung up on her.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 02:39 PM (FnneF)

474 You may be too young, but there was a store on the east side called the Federation Trading Post, which is where I purchased all my, um... supplies.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2024 02:35 PM (5p7su)

I don't remember that place (I was Science '81), but the three places where I practically lived when I went into the city were The Strand, The Compleat Strategist, and Forbidden Planet.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 01, 2024 02:40 PM (r++TH)

475 Mullahs are probably just celebrating Jimmah Carter's birthday. Attacking Israeli citizens is exactly what he wanted too!

Yep. He can die happy if he does it soon before Israel sends their reply.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 01, 2024 02:40 PM (/y8xj)

476 The left want Israel subjugated before the election, and we’re next on their list.

Posted by: Eromero at October 01, 2024 02:40 PM (LHPAg)

477 Galaxy Quest came out 25 years ago. 😢

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 01, 2024 02:40 PM (yL/az)

478 Tell me Joe tried calling Bibi and Bibi hung up on him.

Lie to me if you must.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2024 02:38 PM (tT6L1)
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Great. Now I'm picturing Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder as Les Grossman.

Bibi screaming obscenities into the phone, finishing with, "Take one step back and literally, F*CK YOUR OWN FACE!"

Then he tosses the phone to an underling. "Find out who that was."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 01, 2024 02:40 PM (7fElN)

479 Um. Who's in charge of the US right now?

------------

The equivalent to the Department of Education ... Maybe the Department of Education.
Posted by: SH (no more socks)

If we're lucky, it's John and Joanne from the White House janitorial staff. At least they would know how to clean up their own messes....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 01, 2024 02:41 PM (VNX3d)

480 And on Jimmuh's bday too. Iran most be so proud.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Just was thinking about that and the perils to the world with one feckless US President who endangers so many until a Reagan gets elected and turns it all around.

God, your will be done.

Posted by: Cheri at October 01, 2024 02:41 PM (oiNtH)

481 478 Bibi screaming obscenities into the phone, finishing with, "Take one step back and literally, F*CK YOUR OWN FACE!"

Then he tosses the phone to an underling. "Find out who that was."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 01, 2024 02:40 PM (7fElN)

=======

I watched that last week while working.

Fun. More "nothing is sacred" than I remembered. Throwing the kid off the bridge, you know?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 02:41 PM (GBKbO)

482 Confused Galaxy Quest with Mom and Dad Save the World.

What a picture!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 01, 2024


***
One of my favorite movie titles of all time?

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 02:41 PM (J2vNu)

483 >>> 477 Galaxy Quest came out 25 years ago. 😢
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 01, 2024 02:40 PM (yL/az)

Wow.

I can remember when Star Wars was only 25 years old.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 01, 2024 02:41 PM (FnneF)

484 Unsourced reports in Israeli media is saying that Israel will counter-attack tonight. Not wasting any time, if true.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 01, 2024 02:42 PM (2cS/G)

485 Tell me Joe tried calling Bibi and Bibi hung up on him.

Lie to me if you must.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 01, 2024 02:38 PM (tT6L1)
_______

Bibi didn't hang up on Joey Shitbrains. No. Bibi called him a brain-dead stupid meshuggener and told him to gey zikh baren.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 01, 2024 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

486 Galaxy Quest came out 25 years ago. 😢
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 01, 2024 02:40 PM (yL/az)


It's due for a remake!

Posted by: Hollywood Studio Exec Geniuses at October 01, 2024 02:42 PM (OguvZ)

487 482 Confused Galaxy Quest with Mom and Dad Save the World.

What a picture!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 01, 2024

***
One of my favorite movie titles of all time?

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 02:41 PM (J2vNu)

A very quotable movie.

"The dishes are done, man."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 01, 2024 02:42 PM (KbCG3)

488 465 Brought the official Star Trek Blooper Reel to show for us. Amazing.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 01, 2024

***
At the very first Vul-Con in 1973, Roddenberry and his crew brought the reel and sprung it on us as a surprise, a "special short film." We'd read about its existence, but most of us had never seen it. The screams of laughter were probably audible outside the hotel.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 02:37 PM (J2vNu)

OMG. What memories. I remember going to my first Star Trek Convention at the Hotel Pennsylvania (across from MSG) back in the late 70s. Galaxy Quest recreated that atmosphere to a 'T'.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 01, 2024 02:43 PM (r++TH)

489 Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,



With a still-in-possession-of-her-breasts Christina Applegate. Mmmmmm...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 01, 2024 02:43 PM (v6JzV)

490 461 Israel should have a calm, measured response.

By which I mean, they should annihilate every single Iranian in leadership, and destroy their capacity to make war for ALL TIME. END this.
Posted by: American Hawkman at October 01, 2024 02:36 PM (9VDxG)

-------

I'm interested in your newsletter.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 01, 2024 02:43 PM (JeYYB)

491 484 Unsourced reports in Israeli media is saying that Israel will counter-attack tonight. Not wasting any time, if true.
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 01, 2024 02:42 PM (2cS/G)

They said tonight but they actually will attack this afternoon.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 01, 2024 02:43 PM (6isAc)

492 TJM, Sigourney saying “ F—- that” was intended to be the one allowed F-bomb for PG-13. What happened is that the studio decided they wanted the movie to be be rated *PG*, meaning zero F-bombs. (I think the last PG movie with one was Beetlejuice?)

Posted by: The Dogs with Bees in Their Mouths, So When They Bark, They Shoot Bees at You at October 01, 2024 02:44 PM (7kSOl)

493 We're not firing you it's just that we no longer have your job description at our company.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2024 02:44 PM (rwlGT)

494 A lot of missiles crossing over norther Saudi, Iraq, Jordan, and Syria. Very collegial.

Posted by: mrp at October 01, 2024 02:44 PM (rj6Yv)

495 Aside from Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, there's also the terrific and alliterative title Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead. I know it's a song title -- Dylan? -- but when I saw the trailer for the film I didn't know that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 02:45 PM (J2vNu)

496 They said tonight but they actually will attack this afternoon.

Posted by: Just Lily
------------------------

They should be there within the hour.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2024 02:45 PM (rwlGT)

497 If Israel says they will respond tonight, you KNOW shit is going down NOW.

We just don't see it yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 01, 2024 02:45 PM (ufFY8)

498 When there are disputes in the Vatican, they launch missals at each other.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 01, 2024 02:46 PM (v6JzV)

499 Israel disarmed their citizens so, mass shootings are inevitable. Always carry. Always be prepared to use your
firearm in your defense and the defense of others.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at October 01, 2024 02:46 PM (/U5Yz)

500 nood late night

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 01, 2024 02:46 PM (GBKbO)

501 Can't we watch something fun, has heart, and is nostalgic

Birth of a Nation.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 01, 2024 02:47 PM (67maw)

502 Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
*
With a still-in-possession-of-her-breasts Christina Applegate. Mmmmmm...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 01, 2024


***
Smart girl about her career, too. She could have gone the Playboy and other nude modeling route, and she'd be a footnote in TV history now. Instead she chose her scripts more carefully and wound up with a long career.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at October 01, 2024 02:47 PM (J2vNu)

503 White House presser starting.

Posted by: Lincolntf at October 01, 2024 02:47 PM (2cS/G)

504 Unsourced reports in Israeli media is saying that Israel will counter-attack tonight. Not wasting any time, if true.
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 01, 2024 02:42 PM (2cS/G)

They said tonight but they actually will attack this afternoon.

Posted by: Just Lily

Israel:
We will retaliate at 9:15 pm.

4:30 pm - the smoking lamp is lit. Smoke 'em if you've got 'em.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 01, 2024 02:47 PM (yL/az)

505 OSINTdefender @sentdefender 17m
Several Ballistic Missiles fired by Iran against Israel were Intercepted by a Group of U.S. Navy Arleigh Burke-Class Guided-Missile Destroyers operating in the Eastern Mediterranean, including the USS Arleigh Burke (DDG-51), USS Cole (DDG-67), and USS Bulkeley (DDG-84).

OSINTdefender @sentdefender 4m
Israeli Officials state that over 180 Long-Range Ballistic Missiles were launched tonight by Iran against Israel, with at least Half of the Missiles believed to have been Intercepted by Israeli Air Defenses as well as a Combined-Allied Force consisting of the United States and Regional Partners.
===
Reminds me of "Blood is thicker than water."

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 02:47 PM (CEzQx)

506 Sounds like Israel will either hit (1) Iran's nuke sites, (2) Iran's oil facilities, or (3) the Ayatollah.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at October 01, 2024 02:31 PM (qUkBO)


I will take D all of the above.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 01, 2024 02:49 PM (4XwPj)

507 You know that Little Z is gnashing his teeth right now as this takes all of the attention away from him and his "needs" to fight Russia.

Posted by: Cheri at October 01, 2024 02:50 PM (oiNtH)

508 OSINTdefender @sentdefender 2m
The Israel Defense Force states that the Air Force will carry out “Powerful Airstrikes” tonight, throughout the Middle East.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 02:51 PM (CEzQx)

509 Israel isn't idiotic. No way they are telegraphing what time they strike.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 01, 2024 02:51 PM (q7hip)

510 nood
a dying medium

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 01, 2024 02:51 PM (CEzQx)

511 We're not firing you it's just that we no longer have your job description at our company.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 01, 2024 02:44 PM (rwlGT)
====

Ha! I got fired that way once. I was COO.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2024 02:52 PM (5p7su)

512 Iranian Civil Aeronautics: We have reopened Iranian airspace.

*record scratch*

Iranian Civil Aeronautics: Whoops! We spoke too soon. Iranian airspace is closed until 10:00 am Wednesday.

*********

Yeah, whatever is going to happen is going to happen soon.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 01, 2024 02:52 PM (Y1sOo)

513 Step 1: Give demonstration of bombing off the lights for a few significant citities

Step 2: Announce to the general Iranian populace that they have one month to get the Ayatollah's head on a pike along with the Iranian guard leadership or they will turn off the lights in Tehran for at least a year.

Posted by: hate_the_deepstate at October 01, 2024 02:54 PM (shw70)

514 Ex-President Bootney Farnsworth should go to Tehran as a human shield.

Posted by: Sifty at October 01, 2024 03:00 PM (0lJMA)

515 Gee, it would be a shame if a couple of Iranian missiles hit Al Aqsa and the Dome of the Rock.

Posted by: iowaan at October 01, 2024 03:03 PM (nT4bS)

516 I am sure that it was a mostly peaceful missile barrage

Posted by: retired milltary at October 01, 2024 03:30 PM (gF4g7)

517 "Do not take your eyes off the sky of Tel Aviv. Zionist murderers are being punished."

I can't wait for those Muzzie Persian and Arab assholes to go to hell and be diddled by their master and his demonic servants. Well, depending on how many pieces they are in when they meet their lord and master.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 03:40 PM (ynpvh)

518 Time for more work accidents in Iran involving their upper echelon of terrorists and leaders, BIRM.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2024 03:41 PM (ynpvh)

519 Iranian oil exports to be wiped out and a huge longshoreman strike.

Northeast is gonna be cold this winter.
Posted by: Candidus at October 01, 2024 02:12 PM (gxCby)

Filled my tank last week. Lowest price in months. Should take us through March.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 01, 2024 03:44 PM (iODuv)

520 The supposedly anti-Hitler left, who have been collectively screeching about how bravely they would stand up to a Hitler for what , eight years now, sure traded Never Again for Right Fucking Now pretty quick. Now their true colors are showing.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at October 01, 2024 03:57 PM (3gQdP)

521 Biden and Harris need to put America First and quit supporting other Nations over America

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 01, 2024 04:11 PM (wGqjj)

522 )))) Hot girls are waiting for you on -- Nu21.eu

Posted by: Osenna at October 01, 2024 06:56 PM (59HJP)

523 I only hope that Jimmy Carter holds on long enough to see his bosom buddy mullahs meet their end in Iran. He helped usher the fuckers in, I want him to see them deposed before his worthless body leaves the earth he made so much worse.

Posted by: dginnorcal at October 01, 2024 07:12 PM (scVk1)

524 So Iran voted for regime change and their mostly peaceful nuclear facilities exploding. It would be a very good time for the normal Iranians to get the pitchforks and torches ready.

Posted by: Sixiron at October 01, 2024 07:22 PM (c4Wfm)

525 Gee... it would be shame if , oh, I dunno, one of the Iranian missiles goes off course a wee bit and hits al-Aqsa Barracks/Mosque/Ammo Dump and the Dome of the Occupied Rock.... that would be tooooooooo bad.

Posted by: Donovan Nuera at October 01, 2024 08:37 PM (LKMDZ)

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