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The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition

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Shana Tova! The year is starting out rather well, with the stupendous military and intelligence achievements of the last few weeks showing the Muslim and Arab world that there is indeed a fist inside the glove of Israel.

As any student of Islam will tell you, it is a religion (or more accurately a political philosophy) that recognizes power, and more importantly for the future fortunes of the West...it recognizes weakness. Sadly it sees weakness in abundance in every Western capitol, and Islam will continue its march across the West until a 21st Century King Sobieski leads his Hussars against it and crushes its expansionism...for now.

But we have Israel...tiny little Israel...leading the charge. It is not big enough or strong enough, nor does it have the support of the West; in fact quite the opposite. But at least it will defend its neighborhood against the depredations of Islam and its current representative: Iran. Even the Mullahs are reeling, with Khamenei in hiding and their vaunted missile force neutered in an attack against Israel just a few nights ago. Israel's very Western love of life and its people was the driving force behind the incredible success of its defenses...shelters for its people, and a technological marvel in its missile defenses.

Contrast that with the billions that Hamas and Hezbollah spent on terrorist infrastructure... under the homes of their so-called people!

That is the difference...and that is what will save the West. When we rise up and say, "Enough!" and begin to defend our people and our culture and our institutions from the hordes that mean to drag us back to the 7th Century.

When will that happen? Who knows! Will it happen at all? Yes. There is a spark in all of us that desires freedom and liberty. Eventually it will win out. Perhaps not before we descend into the darkness of totalitarianism, or perhaps we will rise up before that...

[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter]

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM




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1 Yay monkey time!

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at October 03, 2024 11:00 AM (zND4P)

2 Morning.

Posted by: Robert at October 03, 2024 11:00 AM (6PayA)

3 My periodic reminder:

WLNSSEODQY.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at October 03, 2024 11:01 AM (a3Q+t)

4 I'm waiting for news that the world supply of mad mullahs has been reduced.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 03, 2024 11:02 AM (FfSAJ)

5 Joel Pollak @joelpollak 16h
Report: Doug Emhoff Paid $80k ‘Hush Money‘; Was Never Prosecuted breitbart.com/politics/2024/… via @BreitbartNews

Report: Doug Emhoff Paid $80k 'Hush Money'; Was Never Prosecuted
Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff reportedly paid $80,000 in "hush money" to a former nanny as part of an NDA but was not prosecuted, unlike Trump.

breitbart.com

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 03, 2024 11:03 AM (CEzQx)

6 Good morning good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 03, 2024 11:03 AM (WXNFJ)

7 Even the Mullahs are reeling, with Khamenei in hiding and their vaunted missile force neutered in an attack against Israel
================
An excellent way to close out one year and begin another!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 03, 2024 11:03 AM (0yg/c)

8 Biden says ‘nothing going to happen today’ in Iran

Run for the bomb shelters, boys!

Posted by: Iranians! at October 03, 2024 11:03 AM (uxCna)

9 Report: Doug Emhoff Paid $80k 'Hush Money'; Was Never Prosecuted
Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff reportedly paid $80,000 in "hush money" to a former nanny as part of an NDA but was not prosecuted, unlike Trump.

breitbart.com
Posted by: andycanuck


Stormy Daniels really gets around.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 11:04 AM (zVeXI)

10 What is the event that marks the beginning of the Jewish calendar?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2024 11:05 AM (v6JzV)

11 ALEX @ajtourville Sep 30
FYI – North Carolina would have 19,522 working @Starlink kits available today after Hurricane Helene had the FCC not revoked in bad faith the grant that was awarded to SpaceX as the winning bidder.

Elon Musk @elonmusk 21h
Had the FCC not illegally revoked the SpaceX Starlink award, it would probably have saved lives in North Carolina.
Lawfare costs lives.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 03, 2024 11:05 AM (CEzQx)

12 I'll bet the NYT has already written a fawning obituary of Khamanei.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 03, 2024 11:05 AM (FfSAJ)

13 Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 03, 2024 11:03 AM (CEzQx)

Maybe read what I wrote before you threadjack...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 03, 2024 11:05 AM (d9fT1)

14 Even the Mullahs are reeling, with Khamenei in hiding...

C'mon, man! It's a perfectly normal way to lead a nation...or run for office!

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:06 AM (JCZqz)

15 8 Biden says ‘nothing going to happen today’ in Iran

Run for the bomb shelters, boys!
Posted by: Iranians! at October 03, 2024 11:03 AM (uxCna)

If I was Bibi that's what I would tell Joe knowing he would leak it then I'd blow Iran to smithereens...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2024 11:06 AM (IyPmt)

16 Japanese style. Wash, then bathe.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

What's the freaking point of that? To play with rubber duckies and toy boats?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2024 10:57 AM (v6JzV)

Recreate Midway with tiny little boats.

Posted by: Robert at October 03, 2024 11:07 AM (WpjID)

17 WLNSSEODQY.
Posted by: Winston

O.K and what does that mean? 😊

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2024 11:07 AM (KXu8V)

18 Happy New Year Bud!

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 03, 2024 11:07 AM (sjdRT)

19 One disturbing thing happened yesterday - the Iranians are trying to get arms to Hezbollah, of course, so they flew a transport plane to a Russian-controlled airbase in Syria with arms, and stored the arms in a warehouse on the Russian base.

The Israelis responded by blowing up the warehouse.

Hopefully Putin has enough on his plate without getting involved more deeply in the Middle East.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 03, 2024 11:07 AM (uxCna)

20 Biden says ‘nothing going to happen today’ in Iran
If he knows that how does he know it

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 03, 2024 11:07 AM (FfSAJ)

21 20 Biden says ‘nothing going to happen today’ in Iran
If he knows that how does he know it

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 03, 2024 11:07 AM (FfSAJ)

Did he give his word as a Biden?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2024 11:08 AM (KbCG3)

22 Not to say that the Israeli missile defenses aren't impressive, but wasn't a USS Naval ship important in defending from this missile attack this time? These were longer range missiles, launched from Iran itself, if I'm not mistaken. Perhaps Iron Dome is more for shorter range stuff.

Posted by: MrExcitement at October 03, 2024 11:09 AM (hOOi9)

23 What is the event that marks the beginning of the Jewish calendar?

I said yesterday that I was ask my coworker but --- Duh -
- he's not online today.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 03, 2024 11:09 AM (/y8xj)

24
If I was Bibi that's what I would tell Joe knowing he would leak it then I'd blow Iran to smithereens...
Posted by: It's me donna


Do Bibi and his advisors giggle after they get off the phone with Joe?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2024 11:09 AM (63Dwl)

25
lol, "165 pages" is the "34 Counts" bullshit all over again.

1 page of Fake News fake accusations repeated 165 times.

Posted by: Soothie at October 03, 2024 11:09 AM (Ba4Ic)

26 The corpse of Jimmy Carter needs to be sent to the Middle East as a peacemaker.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 03, 2024 11:10 AM (FfSAJ)

27 Well said CBD. Well said!
Shana Tova!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 03, 2024 11:11 AM (W/lyH)

28
Biden says ‘nothing going to happen today’ in Iran
If he knows that how does he know it
Posted by: Northernlurker


Jill told him.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2024 11:11 AM (63Dwl)

29 @20

>>Biden says ‘nothing going to happen today’ in Iran
If he knows that how does he know it

I'm sure the controlling Junta is communicating extensively with their counterparts in Iran, telling letting them know they are allowed to engage in enough kinetic warfare to not start world war III.

They are probably also giving the Iranians intelligence briefings on what Israeli operations are expected while trying to put a yoke on the Israeli offensive.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 03, 2024 11:11 AM (XV/Pl)

30 "Contrast that with the billions that Hamas and Hezbollah spent on terrorist infrastructure... under the homes of their so-called people!"


Not to disparage Israeli efforts, but what this really tells me is that probably most of those billions simply went into the pockets of corrupt politicians.

Posted by: MrExcitement at October 03, 2024 11:11 AM (hOOi9)

31 The corpse of Jimmy Carter needs to be sent to the Middle East as a peacemaker.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 03, 2024 11:10 AM (FfSAJ)

Jefferson Carter still survives!

Posted by: John Adams at October 03, 2024 11:11 AM (WpjID)

32 So Emhoff must have only gotten a hand job rather than full service for his 80 grand.

Posted by: torabora at October 03, 2024 11:11 AM (TJhQg)

33 "When will that happen? Who knows! Will it happen at all? Yes. There is a spark in all of us that desires freedom and liberty. Eventually it will win out."

I think you had a little too much bourbon last night for New Year, bruh! I just don't think this is true any more. I think Orwell had it right: other than a few freedom-minded interlopers who can easily be disposed of, the vast masses will accept -- hell, even beg for -- the boot stamping on a human face forever.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 03, 2024 11:11 AM (iFTx/)

34 Am Yisrael Chai! L'Shana Tovah Tikatevu

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 03, 2024 11:12 AM (1FWWQ)

35 >22 Not to say that the Israeli missile defenses aren't impressive, but wasn't a USS Naval ship important in defending from this missile attack this time? These were longer range missiles, launched from Iran itself, if I'm not mistaken. Perhaps Iron Dome is more for shorter range stuff.

Posted by: MrExcitement at October 03, 2024 11:09 AM (hOOi


The missile defense is layered. Range, in atmosphere, out of atmosphere. Yes, our destroyers were there and shot down missiles. But Arrow 2, Arrow 3,and Iron Dome were effective.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 03, 2024 11:12 AM (sjdRT)

36 Catherine Herridge has started an independent investigative reporting site, which is great news.

https://shorturl.at/8JjMf

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 03, 2024 11:12 AM (+iiWN)

37 Biden says discussions being held on possible Israeli strikes on Iran’s oil sites

Nice for him to give targeting information to the Iranians.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 03, 2024 11:12 AM (uxCna)

38 Japanese style. Wash, then bathe.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

What's the freaking point of that? To play with rubber duckies and toy boats?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2024 10:57 AM (v6JzV)


Relaxation. Since ancient times, and since Japan was so poor throughout most of its history, bathing in natural hot spring was considered a luxury. And often a social activity.

Same dealio in the modern world at home. And a common short vacation for Japanese is to go to a famous hot spring for bathing.

Different culture, baby!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 03, 2024 11:12 AM (eDfFs)

39
Because the biden junta called Iran and told them to stay out of the news cycle because jack shit dropped his load.

Posted by: Soothie at October 03, 2024 11:13 AM (Ba4Ic)

40 Before Zionism, Israel was poor and unimportant. And it has few natural resources. While there was a small Jewish and Muslim population still, no one cared about the area except the occasional Christian pilgrims.

The success of Israel is all on what Zionism brought to the land.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 03, 2024 11:13 AM (oZhjI)

41 Hilarious. Israel suckered Joe into leaking information which will cause Iran to look the wrong way.

At least, if I were Israel, that's what I'd do.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 11:13 AM (tT6L1)

42 What is the event that marks the beginning of the Jewish calendar?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2024 11:05 AM


The beginning of the world, according to this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hebrew_calendar

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 03, 2024 11:14 AM (a3Q+t)

43 From The Morning Report list:
Daniel Greenfield: Dividing and taking apart an Islamic terrorist group.
The Revenge of Israel’s Women on Hezbollah

Even as a old, mostly Celtic woman of the USA, I could not be more proud of the women of the IDF, their tenacity, strength and abilities.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 03, 2024 11:14 AM (NFX2v)

44
I think Orwell had it right: other than a few freedom-minded interlopers who can easily be disposed of, the vast masses will accept -- hell, even beg for -- the boot stamping on a human face forever.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade [/i

The lure of free lunch has a very strong appeal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2024 11:15 AM (63Dwl)

45 Jefferson Carter still survives!
Posted by: John Adams '

I thought it was Jefferson who said, "Adams still survives."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2024 11:15 AM (v6JzV)

46 Good morning, CBD. Hope things are well at Casa CBD.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 11:15 AM (tT6L1)

47 13 Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at October 03, 2024 11:03 AM (CEzQx)

Maybe read what I wrote before you threadjack...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 03, 2024 11:05 AM (d9fT1)

Perhaps material for another rant? Premature thread hijackulation?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 03, 2024 11:16 AM (QGaXH)

48 What is the event that marks the beginning of the Jewish calendar?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Rosh Hashanah. Date changes every year.
Next year, according to this goy's internet search is September 22nd, 2025 at sunset.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 11:16 AM (zVeXI)

49 I have to wonder whether anybody in the US military is going to tell the White House what they REALLY know about Israel's plans. Continuity of Government is a real thing, and whether you believe the 2020 election was stolen or not, it's a proven fact that the Biden is a paid operative of a number of foreign powers, some of them downright hostile. They may even be giving him misinformation.

With that being said, this reminds me of the Obama Administration, where they would periodically divulge Top Secret Israeli intelligence.

Posted by: MrExcitement at October 03, 2024 11:16 AM (hOOi9)

50 When the Muslims came out of the desert the most advanced parts of the World (ignoring the far east) were:

Italy, Greece, Asian Minor, Egypt, The Maghreb, Persia and the Levant.

The only one of those still sort of in the "advanced" area is Italy - the region that suffered least occupation them from Muslims.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 03, 2024 11:16 AM (oZhjI)

51 The IDF continues to be the IDF.

Eight Israeli soldiers were killed in Lebanon - three captains, three sergeants first-class, and two staff sergeants.

Leading from the front.

They were all 21, 22, or 23 years of age.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 03, 2024 11:16 AM (uxCna)

52 Hilarious. Israel suckered Joe into leaking information which will cause Iran to look the wrong way.

At least, if I were Israel, that's what I'd do.


Bibi made a big deal of an impending, imminent attack. I'm sure he's trying to exhaust the Iranians before actually conducting the attack. The Iranians do similar things, but until a couple of days ago, they never followed up with the actual attack. Israel will not do that.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 03, 2024 11:16 AM (xCA6C)

53 When will that happen? Who knows! Will it happen at all? Yes. There is a spark in all of us that desires freedom and liberty. Eventually it will win out. Perhaps not before we descend into the darkness of totalitarianism, or perhaps we will rise up before that...

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 03, 2024 11:17 AM (4XwPj)

54 Hilarious. Israel suckered Joe into leaking information which will cause Iran to look the wrong way.

At least, if I were Israel, that's what I'd do.
Posted by: blake


*note to self - do NOT play Bibi in chess.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 11:17 AM (zVeXI)

55 Muad'dib

The USN launched twelve SM-3s. This is the USN anti-ballistic missile round.

The current annual production of the SM-3 is zero.

We will need a lot of them West of Wake Island.
This is deliberate failure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 03, 2024 11:17 AM (u82oZ)

56 Japanese style. Wash, then bathe.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

What's the freaking point of that? To play with rubber duckies and toy boats?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2024 10:57 AM (v6JzV)

Relaxation. Since ancient times, and since Japan was so poor throughout most of its history, bathing in natural hot spring was considered a luxury. And often a social activity.

Same dealio in the modern world at home. And a common short vacation for Japanese is to go to a famous hot spring for bathing.

Different culture, baby!
Posted by: naturalfake at October 03, 2024 11:12 AM (eDfFs)
____________

I like the hot springs and Japanese bathhouses. It takes some getting used to because Americans aren't that open to public nudity, and the water is fucking HOT. But it is indeed a relaxing and rejuvenating experience. Russian bathhouses are similar but they're usually packed with raging Russian drunks.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 03, 2024 11:18 AM (iFTx/)

57 I saw video on X of young men running through the streets of Tehran slapping the turbans off the heads of Imams. Probably misleading but funny. Too bad the Iranian resistance has no support from the U.S.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 03, 2024 11:18 AM (FfSAJ)

58 >>> 37 Biden says discussions being held on possible Israeli strikes on Iran's oil sites
==
Nice for him to give targeting information to the Iranians.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 03, 2024 11:12 AM (uxCna)

Eh, *we* have speculated on what targets the Jooos and their genies might hit and I'm sure the moolahs can guess too. Hopefully the Israeli government has either told the Brandon admin nothing, or BS as misdirection.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 11:18 AM (FnneF)

59 When the Muslims came out of the desert the most advanced parts of the World (ignoring the far east) were:

Italy, Greece, Asian Minor, Egypt, The Maghreb, Persia and the Levant.

The only one of those still sort of in the "advanced" area is Italy - the region that suffered least occupation them from Muslims.


China and India

Posted by: Archimedes at October 03, 2024 11:18 AM (xCA6C)

60 >>>Elon Musk @elonmusk 21h
Had the FCC not illegally revoked the SpaceX Starlink award, it would probably have saved lives in North Carolina.
Lawfare costs lives.
Posted by: andycanuck
-------------

They want to kill us.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2024 11:19 AM (QP3yt)

61 17 WLNSSEODQY.
Posted by: Winston

O.K and what does that mean? 😊
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 03, 2024 11:07 AM (KXu8V)

Thank you Fenelon. Now I don't feel like the only one not in the know.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 03, 2024 11:19 AM (QGaXH)

62
Thank you Fenelon. Now I don't feel like the only one not in the know.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 03, 2024 11:19 AM (QGaXH)

I don't get it either

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2024 11:20 AM (IyPmt)

63 Perhaps material for another rant? Premature thread hijackulation?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue

Have you tried posting about baseball?

Posted by: Old Joke at October 03, 2024 11:20 AM (JCZqz)

64 45 Jefferson Carter still survives!
Posted by: John Adams '

I thought it was Jefferson who said, "Adams still survives."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2024 11:15 AM (v6JzV)


from The Last Remake of Beau Geste:

"Oh, by the way, I trust father is still alive and dying...?"

"Oh, couldn't be more so."

Posted by: MrExcitement at October 03, 2024 11:20 AM (hOOi9)

65 Russian bathhouses are similar but they're usually packed with raging Russian drunks.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 03, 2024 11:18 AM (iFTx/)

And there's your disincentive to public randiness.

Posted by: Robert at October 03, 2024 11:20 AM (WpjID)

66 Russian bathhouses are similar but they're usually packed with raging Russian drunks.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at October 03, 2024 11:18 AM (iFTx/)


Wholley Kau! Is that true.

On the plus side, you can get beaten with birch branches on Russian bathhouses if want the full Russian bath house experience....or that's just your kink.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 03, 2024 11:20 AM (eDfFs)

67 FEMA says it has no money for hurricane relief.
FedGovt just started its new year. FEMA's coffers are full.

They want to kill us.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2024 11:20 AM (QP3yt)

68 Nice for him to give targeting information to the Iranians.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 03, 2024 11:12 AM (uxCna)

Eh, *we* have speculated on what targets the Jooos and their genies might hit and I'm sure the moolahs can guess too. Hopefully the Israeli government has either told the Brandon admin nothing, or BS as misdirection.


1) Kharg Island
2) Air defense systems
3) Bushehr and other nuclear installations

Only the ADSs are movable.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 03, 2024 11:20 AM (xCA6C)

69 Reposting from a few min ago, Morons, then I must flee to my life

"There's a report that residents of Lake Lure are being told they no longer own their property and that there will be no recovery on the bodies."

Should be pretty easy to prove with a public hearng and court order. Otherwise, sounds like a lot of bullshit.
Posted by: Ribbed at October 03, 2024 10:49 AM (+xrWz)

This came from a public hearing for those that are still alive in Chimney Rock, which is near Lake Lure. I saw the X or whatever. If it is a conspiracy theory there are a lot of them. The little town of Chimney Rock is gone and, per the report, no plans to recover bodies. I do not know, but part of me believes this. Others report stench.

Emminent domain, I guess, if the reports are true.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 03, 2024 11:21 AM (gi+MR)

70 61 17 WLNSSEODQY.
Posted by: Winston

O.K and what does that mean? 😊
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Help us Old Ben Roethlisberger. You're our only hope.

Posted by: Confused Leia at October 03, 2024 11:21 AM (JCZqz)

71 I think it's happening now CBD. People here and in Europe are saying it loud and clear. No. More. We won't take any more of those wretched refuse. We want our peace and prosperity back and not your barbaric chaos. NO. MORE.
Are the politicians listening? The smart ones are. Because you can bet your ass we the people will stop shouting at some point. Then....... The silence will roar.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 03, 2024 11:21 AM (4XwPj)

72 Well Let's Not Start Sucking Each Other's D Quite Yet

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 11:22 AM (FnneF)

73 There's no way Israel gives accurate information to Senile Joe.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at October 03, 2024 11:22 AM (FfSAJ)

74 62
Thank you Fenelon. Now I don't feel like the only one not in the know.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 03, 2024 11:19 AM (QGaXH)

I don't get it either
Posted by: It's me donna
-------------------------------

When I see junk like that posted by a nic I don't know, just pass on by.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2024 11:22 AM (QP3yt)

75 There's no way Israel gives accurate information to Senile Joe.
Posted by: Northernlurker

They had no clue about the pager/walkie op.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 03, 2024 11:23 AM (CIS44)

76 wasn't a USS Naval ship important in defending from this missile attack this time? These were longer range missiles, launched from Iran itself, if I'm not mistaken. Perhaps Iron Dome is more for shorter range stuff.

Posted by: MrExcitement at October 03, 2024 11:09 AM (hOOi9)

Two U.S. Navy ships! I have no idea whether they absolutely needed to engage, but I'll bet nobody in Israel is unhappy about them being there!

Iron Dome is for all of it...it has short range and long range systems.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 03, 2024 11:23 AM (d9fT1)

77 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:23 AM (tjClK)

78 Heinlein's Crazy Years was supposed to be fiction.
The totalitarian Theocracy that followed is a chilling prediction as well.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 03, 2024 11:23 AM (kXnIO)

79 Happy Tovah Feldshuh to all Jewish Morons of faith!

Posted by: And So It Begins.... at October 03, 2024 11:23 AM (CV8a5)

80 35 The missile defense is layered. Range, in atmosphere, out of atmosphere. Yes, our destroyers were there and shot down missiles. But Arrow 2, Arrow 3,and Iron Dome were effective.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 03, 2024 11:12 AM (sjdRT)

A positive side of this - think how much practical knowledge is being accumulated regarding missile defense!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 03, 2024 11:24 AM (QGaXH)

81 77 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:23 AM (tjClK)

Has the Mrs. recovered from her bad spell ?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2024 11:24 AM (IyPmt)

82 From the "People are f*cking stupid" department.

People are flocking to the stores and buying up all the toilet paper because of the dock workers' strike.

I guess when you're full of shit.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:24 AM (tjClK)

83 "There's a report that residents of Lake Lure are being told they no longer own their property and that there will be no recovery on the bodies."

Should be pretty easy to prove with a public hearng and court order. Otherwise, sounds like a lot of bullshit.
Posted by: Ribbed at October 03, 2024 10:49 AM (+xrWz)

This came from a public hearing for those that are still alive in Chimney Rock, which is near Lake Lure. I saw the X or whatever. If it is a conspiracy theory there are a lot of them. The little town of Chimney Rock is gone and, per the report, no plans to recover bodies. I do not know, but part of me believes this. Others report stench.

Emminent domain, I guess, if the reports are true.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat


Pro tip:
Never push a man to where he has nothing left.
Because if he kills you, he has nothing to lose.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 11:24 AM (zVeXI)

84 Wow. CBD, I've never heard you so optimistic!

You're day drinking, aren't you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2024 11:24 AM (/Tiaw)

85 >Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 03, 2024 11:17 AM (u82oZ)


I got an anonymous text recently that said "The best technical work you ever did flew for Israel last night."


The things we developed/manufactured then can not be built again now. The lines no longer exist - like many of the people.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 03, 2024 11:24 AM (sjdRT)

86 FEMA says it has no money for hurricane relief.
FedGovt just started its new year. FEMA's coffers are full.

They want to kill us.
Posted by: Braenyard

Didn't the hurricane hit on Sep 30? That's when everything would have been spent, and with the budget issues, early October would be more screwed than normal for some things.

Posted by: Military Moron at October 03, 2024 11:24 AM (JCZqz)

87 What is the event that marks the beginning of the Jewish calendar?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

The end of last year of course...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 03, 2024 11:24 AM (kXnIO)

88 The current cope from the pro-Iranian social media accounts is that the reason why the Iranian strike killed no one (except for that unfortunate guy from Gaza) is that Iran selectively bombed only military targets - so they were able to wipe out half the F-35s in Israel without killing a single individual.

This is in contrast to the Jooos, who allegedly deliberately bombed an orphanage in Gaza yesterday.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 03, 2024 11:24 AM (uxCna)

89 I am as big a supporter of the IDF as you’ll find, but the successful attack on Nevatim AFB by ballistic missiles was very concerning, and I’m sure the IDF is evaluating. Civilian video that night shows that 20 - 25 warheads rather easily penetrated the bases defensive screens, and while fortunately the damage this time was not severe, Iran has the capability of launching an attack 2 - 3 times that size next time. Israel has been tight lipped about the damage, saying only that some structures were damaged but that the base is still operational.
(Nevatim is the IAF’s primary F35 base)

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2024 11:25 AM (+6sNf)

90
Has the Mrs. recovered from her bad spell ?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2024 11:24 AM (IyPmt)



Yes. She took Monday off and rested and was better and back to work Tuesday. She's been fine since.

Thank you for asking.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:25 AM (tjClK)

91 WLNSSEODQY.
Posted by: Winston

O.K and what does that mean? 😊
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Help us Old Ben Roethlisberger. You're our only hope.
Posted by: Confused Leia at October 03, 2024 11:21 AM (JCZqz)

We live near stinky sewage, everlasting odors don't quit yearly.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 03, 2024 11:25 AM (dGCAG)

92 Ah, good, Sponge has weighed in. I'm always nervous until the first FIRST!!!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 11:25 AM (tT6L1)

93 Leading from the front.

They were all 21, 22, or 23 years of age.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 03, 2024 11:16 AM (uxCna)

That's the way they fight...they have lost lots of officers as well as senior enlisted.

The entire country mourns these men and honors their sacrifice.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 03, 2024 11:26 AM (d9fT1)

94 The current cope from the pro-Iranian social media accounts is that the reason why the Iranian strike killed no one (except for that unfortunate guy from Gaza) is that Iran selectively bombed only military targets - so they were able to wipe out half the F-35s in Israel without killing a single individual.

This is in contrast to the Jooos, who allegedly deliberately bombed an orphanage in Gaza yesterday.


Ahmed, we need TP, my wife said. Go get some TP. And some baklava. Sheesh.

Posted by: that unfortunate guy from Gaza at October 03, 2024 11:26 AM (xCA6C)

95 They probably did NOT hit any F35’s because they should have all been scrambled and in the air before the missiles came in.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2024 11:26 AM (+6sNf)

96 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:25 AM (tjClK)

Glad to hear it

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2024 11:27 AM (IyPmt)

97 You're day drinking, aren't you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2024 11:24 AM (/Tiaw)

Not yet!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 03, 2024 11:27 AM (d9fT1)

98 FEMA says it has no money for hurricane relief.
FedGovt just started its new year. FEMA's coffers are full.


It's so weird - that might have been a legitimate argument on Monday (the last day of the fiscal year), but not Tuesday and going forward.

The real reason: These are rural white people who mostly vote for Republicans, so screw 'em.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 03, 2024 11:27 AM (uxCna)

99 >>> 82 From the "People are f*cking stupid" department.

People are flocking to the stores and buying up all the toilet paper because of the dock workers' strike.

I guess when you're full of shit.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:24 AM (tjClK)

I suspect it's more "WTF is next". With the ILA strike and Israel vs Iran and Helene and especially that last demonstrating once again how fcking incompetent and *malicious* feralgov is...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 11:27 AM (FnneF)

100 >>>Two U.S. Navy ships! I have no idea whether they absolutely needed to engage, but I'll bet nobody in Israel is unhappy about them being there!

Iron Dome is for all of it...it has short range and long range systems.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
-------------------

Article I read said the two US destroyers, in the Med, participated in engaging the incoming missiles.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2024 11:27 AM (QP3yt)

101 Didn't the hurricane hit on Sep 30? That's when everything would have been spent, and with the budget issues, early October would be more screwed than normal for some things.
Posted by: Military Moron


October 1st starts the new fiscal year.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 11:28 AM (zVeXI)

102 You're day drinking, aren't you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2024 11:24 AM (/Tiaw)



*hic*

Not thhhhat there'shhh anything wrong with ttthhhaaat!!!

*burp*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:28 AM (tjClK)

103 >>> 83
==
Pro tip:
Never push a man to where he has nothing left.
Because if he kills you, he has nothing to lose.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 11:24 AM (zVeXI)

I have to wonder if After Trump will be someone from east TN or west NC.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 11:28 AM (FnneF)

104 You're day drinking, aren't you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2024 11:24 AM (/Tiaw)

Not yet!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 03, 2024 11:27 AM (d9fT1)
--------------------

Is it really day drinking once Noon rolls around?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 11:28 AM (tT6L1)

105 I suspect it's more "WTF is next". With the ILA strike and Israel vs Iran and Helene and especially that last demonstrating once again how fcking incompetent and *malicious* feralgov is...

That's what led to The Big Peanut's demise. It was a concatenation of bad news, one after the other, until people finally got it through their heads that he was not a good president.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 03, 2024 11:28 AM (xCA6C)

106 99 >>> 82 From the "People are f*cking stupid" department.

People are flocking to the stores and buying up all the toilet paper because of the dock workers' strike.

Looks at the giant toilet paper case sitting on the bed...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2024 11:28 AM (IyPmt)

107 Hope things are well at Casa CBD.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 11:15 AM (tT6L1)

Yup! Lots of leftovers from last night's dinner.

I made a 13 pound brisket...pretty damned well if I am permitted to brag.

I also have a pint of rendered beef tallow from the trimmings. I'll probably fry potatoes in it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 03, 2024 11:29 AM (d9fT1)

108 When I see junk like that posted by a nic I don't know, just pass on by.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2024 11:22 AM (QP3yt)

Ah yes, as my grandpappy always said:

WISJLTPBANIDKJPOB.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 03, 2024 11:29 AM (dGCAG)

109 32 So Emhoff must have only gotten a hand job rather than full service for his 80 grand.

same as downtown?

Posted by: anachronda at October 03, 2024 11:29 AM (sGtp+)

110 Is it really day drinking once Noon rolls around?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 11:28 AM (tT6L1)

Sure. Pre-Noon is hair of the dog and mornin drinkin

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 03, 2024 11:29 AM (CIS44)

111 80 35 The missile defense is layered. Range, in atmosphere, out of atmosphere. Yes, our destroyers were there and shot down missiles. But Arrow 2, Arrow 3,and Iron Dome were effective.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 03, 2024 11:12 AM (sjdRT)

A positive side of this - think how much practical knowledge is being accumulated regarding missile defense!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 03, 2024 11:24 AM (QGaXH)



Makes me think back to the days where the Leftists were claiming that being able to shoot down missiles was both impossible and a bad idea. How can there still be people who don't understand that they literally only want to take America down?

Posted by: MrExcitement at October 03, 2024 11:29 AM (hOOi9)

112
I suspect it's more "WTF is next". With the ILA strike and Israel vs Iran and Helene and especially that last demonstrating once again how fcking incompetent and *malicious* feralgov is...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 11:27 AM (FnneF)



I would agree with you were we a rational society at this point. However, the only shelf that's empty at the WalMart in Lewisville, TX is the TP aisle.......

Plenty of food and other necessities.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:29 AM (tjClK)

113 ... and regarding the crazy stories we're starting to hear, I would definitely consider the 48-hour rule; however, ask yourself 'if they *could* do it, *would* they'? Not to mention.... what has the Fake News reported from Maui since the fire?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 11:30 AM (FnneF)

114 I really hope that Israel is not giving out any legitimate information at this point.

Posted by: NR Pax at October 03, 2024 11:30 AM (jjoN6)

115 That's what led to The Big Peanut's demise. It was a concatenation of bad news, one after the other, until people finally got it through their heads that he was not a good president.
Posted by: Archimedes

At least Billy made beer, and pissed on a runway in front of the media, showing the all the respect they deserve. Billy>>>>>Jimmuh

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 03, 2024 11:30 AM (CIS44)

116 I also have a pint of rendered beef tallow from the trimmings. I'll probably fry potatoes in it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 03, 2024 11:29 AM (d9fT1)

***

I'm going to Dildo's house!

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 03, 2024 11:31 AM (1FWWQ)

117 74 62
When I see junk like that posted by a nic I don't know, just pass on by.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2024 11:22 AM (QP3yt)

That's why I responded to Fenelon, whom I recognize as a regular, vs the original poster.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at October 03, 2024 11:31 AM (QGaXH)

118 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David%27s_Sling

This was used by the Israelis also.

Posted by: I'll choose a new nick later-Certified Dangerous Radical at October 03, 2024 11:31 AM (89Sog)

119 Morning drinking is when you guzzle down you BP meds with a cold one.

Posted by: pawn at October 03, 2024 11:31 AM (QB+5g)

120 FEMA says it has no money for hurricane relief.
FedGovt just started its new year. FEMA's coffers are full.

It's so weird - that might have been a legitimate argument on Monday (the last day of the fiscal year), but not Tuesday and going forward.

The real reason: These are rural white people who mostly vote for Republicans, so screw 'em.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 03, 2024 11:27 AM (uxCna)

It's such a stark contrast, completely unavoidable for anyone in this country to miss: They'll spend billions overseas, and on illegals flooding in, but only $750 for actual, you know, flood victims.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 03, 2024 11:31 AM (dGCAG)

121 I also have a pint of rendered beef tallow from the trimmings. I'll probably fry potatoes in it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 03, 2024 11:29 AM (d9fT1)
--------------

Any chance you're up for adopting a curmudgeonly old guy who believes Messiah has come?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 11:31 AM (tT6L1)

122 Islam and Communism are both supremacist death cults. They believe they have the right to put the entire world under their system of beliefs and the right to tax or kill anyone who fights against them. Just read their founding documents. Unless they renounce those beliefs, they must be understood for what they proclaim to believe. The only alternative is to accept defeat and death.

Posted by: IanDeal at October 03, 2024 11:32 AM (Dye5q)

123 Makes me think back to the days where the Leftists were claiming that being able to shoot down missiles was both impossible and a bad idea.

You can't hit a bullet with a bullet!

Posted by: Damn You, Ronald Reagan! at October 03, 2024 11:32 AM (uxCna)

124 and regarding the crazy stories we're starting to hear, I would definitely consider the 48-hour rule; however, ask yourself 'if they *could* do it, *would* they'? Not to mention.... what has the Fake News reported from Maui since the fire?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket


Pilot flying Helene rescue missions in NC ordered out, threatened with arrest

No longer an internet "fabrication". Legit news orgs are reporting on it.

https://tinyurl.com/5bnhj85j

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 11:32 AM (zVeXI)

125 It's such a stark contrast, completely unavoidable for anyone in this country to miss: They'll spend billions overseas, and on illegals flooding in, but only $750 for actual, you know, flood victims.
Posted by: BurtTC at

And from what I understand that whoppin 750$ is only for those that suffered total loss.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 03, 2024 11:32 AM (CIS44)

126 >>> 112
==
I would agree with you were we a rational society at this point. However, the only shelf that's empty at the WalMart in Lewisville, TX is the TP aisle.......

Plenty of food and other necessities.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:29 AM (tjClK)

*facepalm*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 11:32 AM (FnneF)

127
Is it really day drinking once Noon rolls around?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 11:28 AM (tT6L1)



A wise man once said, you can't drink all day if you don't start early.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:32 AM (tjClK)

128 @76 David's Sling is also an anti ballistic missile system. It can take ballistics, drones and planes incoming up to 300m

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 03, 2024 11:33 AM (xH5nl)

129 Iron Dome targets short range missiles, such as most fired by Hamas and Hezbollah. It cannot engage ballistic missiles. Arrow targets ballistic missiles, but I believe there are only 6 arrow platforms to cover the entire country. A problem when 500 ballistic missiles are incoming.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2024 11:33 AM (+6sNf)

130 82 From the "People are f*cking stupid" department.

People are flocking to the stores and buying up all the toilet paper because of the dock workers' strike.

I guess when you're full of shit.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:24 AM (tjClK)



I usually keep a few extra weeks worth around, since COVID.

I'm not sure toilet paper would be affected with this. It's probably made in America, right? Not brought in from overseas?

Posted by: MrExcitement at October 03, 2024 11:33 AM (hOOi9)

131 "However, the only shelf that's empty at the WalMart in Lewisville, TX is the TP aisle......."

Humans are not the rational animals we imagine ourselves to be.

Posted by: Ribbed at October 03, 2024 11:33 AM (B0mGw)

132 116 I also have a pint of rendered beef tallow from the trimmings. I'll probably fry potatoes in it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 03, 2024 11:29 AM (d9fT1)

***

I'm going to Dildo's house!
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 03, 2024 11:31 AM (1FWWQ)

We're off to see the Dildo!
The wonderful Dildo of AoS!

Posted by: Robert at October 03, 2024 11:33 AM (lzbeJ)

133 Didn't know it was against the law to pay someone to shut up.
It's severance pay with a NDA.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2024 11:33 AM (QP3yt)

134 At least Billy made beer, and pissed on a runway in front of the media, showing the all the respect they deserve. Billy>>>>>Jimmuh
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 03, 2024 11:30 AM (CIS44)

Yeah, I know people aren't gong to believe this, but Billy was actually a decent, hard working family man, and corporate media portrayed him as a drunken fool.

That he would hate them back is not only understandable, but wise.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 03, 2024 11:33 AM (dGCAG)

135 Pilot flying Helene rescue missions in NC ordered out, threatened with arrest

No longer an internet "fabrication". Legit news orgs are reporting on it.

https://tinyurl.com/5bnhj85j
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 11:32 AM (zVeXI)

Possible they're trying to coordinate and have too much going on?

Or people in over their heads as most would be given the nature of the disaster?

I can't imagine there's a lot of level-headed thinking going on right now.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2024 11:34 AM (KbCG3)

136 I suspect it's more "WTF is next". With the ILA strike and Israel vs Iran and Helene and especially that last demonstrating once again how fcking incompetent and *malicious* feralgov is...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 11:27 AM (FnneF)


Don't worry, I'm in charge!

Posted by: Kammie! at October 03, 2024 11:34 AM (uxCna)

137 Helena Handbasket

That was my first question to my wife when the strike went down. "Do you have enough toilet paper?"

Short answer: Plenty!!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 03, 2024 11:34 AM (u82oZ)

138 I would agree with you were we a rational society at this point. However, the only shelf that's empty at the WalMart in Lewisville, TX is the TP aisle.......

Plenty of food and other necessities.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

If you don't eat your TP lasts longer. QED

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 03, 2024 11:34 AM (4WBZX)

139 "Pilot flying Helene rescue missions in NC ordered out, threatened with arrest"

Nothing says government competence like arresting people who voluntarily do the government's job better than they do.

Posted by: Ribbed at October 03, 2024 11:35 AM (B0mGw)

140 I don't FaceBook but can see a limited public site operated by Chicago and Midwest Storm Chasers.

I don't know how current or relative it is. It's unsettling, to say the least, but maybe it has more emergency contact information regarding the hurricane involved states for those searching.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at October 03, 2024 11:35 AM (NFX2v)

141 I'm not sure toilet paper would be affected with this. It's probably made in America, right?

Or in Canada.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 03, 2024 11:35 AM (uxCna)

142 Any chance you're up for adopting a curmudgeonly old guy who believes Messiah has come?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 11:31 AM (tT6L1)

I can work with that...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 03, 2024 11:35 AM (d9fT1)

143 I've been told for almost 23 years now that Israel is serious about fighting a War on Terror.

I assume that Israel has failed to do so for the exact same reason America failed to do so.

The electorate simply doesn't have the stomach for it.

Posted by: Average White Guy at October 03, 2024 11:35 AM (hFIdm)

144 They probably did NOT hit any F35’s because they should have all been scrambled and in the air before the missiles came in.

IAF denies that any aircraft were lost.

https://www.israelnationalnews.com/ news/397094

(Delete space after com/)

Posted by: Oddbob at October 03, 2024 11:35 AM (/y8xj)

145 I usually keep a few extra weeks worth around, since COVID.

I'm not sure toilet paper would be affected with this. It's probably made in America, right? Not brought in from overseas?
Posted by: MrExcitement at October 03, 2024 11:33 AM (hOOi9)

***

That's what the Washington Post is for.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 03, 2024 11:36 AM (1FWWQ)

146 @82

>>People are flocking to the stores and buying up all the toilet paper because of the dock workers' strike.

Well, it's not like your not going to use it if you guessed wrong.

The two things you can pretty much never over buy is Gin, food, water, Gin and TP.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 03, 2024 11:36 AM (XV/Pl)

147 Japanese style. Wash, then bathe.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

What's the freaking point of that? To play with rubber duckies and toy boats?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2024 10:57 AM

-------------------

Same reason you take a quick shower before getting in a public pool.

Posted by: Governor Bitchface McWhorechel at October 03, 2024 11:36 AM (1Au9i)

148
Yes. She took Monday off and rested and was better and back to work Tuesday. She's been fine since.

Posted by: Sponge

Good news, thanks for letting us know.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 03, 2024 11:36 AM (kXnIO)

149 @137 NaCly Dog, just got back from the market . Still very well stocked with TP. When COVID panic was raging the shelves were empty

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 03, 2024 11:36 AM (xH5nl)

150 Don't worry, I'm in charge!

OTOH, I'm still curled up in a fetal position and sobbing.

Posted by: Tampon Timmy! at October 03, 2024 11:36 AM (uxCna)

151
I'm not sure toilet paper would be affected with this. It's probably made in America, right? Not brought in from overseas?
Posted by: MrExcitement at October 03, 2024 11:33 AM (hOOi9)



Why it's from the "people are stupid" department. I'm quite sure we make toilet paper in the United States.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:37 AM (tjClK)

152 129 Iron Dome targets short range missiles, such as most fired by Hamas and Hezbollah. It cannot engage ballistic missiles. Arrow targets ballistic missiles, but I believe there are only 6 arrow platforms to cover the entire country. A problem when 500 ballistic missiles are incoming.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2024 11:33 AM (+6sNf)


I worked on the missile defense system that was used on US Navy guided missile cruisers (a generation ago). As far as I know, they use SM-3 now (it was old SM-1s and SM-2s then). I am unaware that they have anything to shoot at missiles instead of aircraft, but I'm probably pretty out-of-date on that stuff.

Posted by: MrExcitement at October 03, 2024 11:37 AM (hOOi9)

153 Possible they're trying to coordinate and have too much going on?

Or people in over their heads as most would be given the nature of the disaster?

I can't imagine there's a lot of level-headed thinking going on right now.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2024 11:34 AM (KbCG3)
--------------

When I eyeballed the article, it was pretty apparent it was a rice bowl situation and the fire chief thought he should be in charge, even though the pilot in question had talked to local authorities other than the fire chief. It's the old "it takes many bureaucrats to spoil the rescue effoft" kind of deal."

*note, I should edit the above, but, nah.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 11:37 AM (tT6L1)

154 Possible they're trying to coordinate and have too much going on?

Or people in over their heads as most would be given the nature of the disaster?

I can't imagine there's a lot of level-headed thinking going on right now.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer


He coordinated with everyone possible. He's a leo from South Carolina. Search and rescue qualified. Pilot.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 11:37 AM (zVeXI)

155 >>> 138
==
If you don't eat your TP lasts longer. QED
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 03, 2024 11:34 AM (4WBZX)

LOL

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 11:37 AM (FnneF)

156 Only a minority will stand up and shout "Enough!" And it will face enormous resistance among its own people, including a shrieking sub-minority demanding veto power over any expression of righteous action or even survival.

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 03, 2024 11:37 AM (YQMXs)

157 Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2024 11:33 AM (+6sNf)

It seems like many use "Iron Dome" to describe the entire missile defense system.

Thanks for the correction.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 03, 2024 11:37 AM (d9fT1)

158
Good news, thanks for letting us know.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 03, 2024 11:36 AM (kXnIO)



I appreciate you guys taking the time to ask.

You are the elites in society.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:38 AM (tjClK)

159 I also have a pint of rendered beef tallow from the trimmings. I'll probably fry potatoes in it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 03, 2024 11:29 AM


Nice. I made some crackling and rendered a little duck fat last night. I need to roast some potatoes in it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2024 11:38 AM (kgE5c)

160 I'm not sure toilet paper would be affected with this. It's probably made in America, right?

=====

Angel Soft - Ga-Pacific, GA and OK
Quilted Northern - Ga-Pacific, GA
Scott - Kimberly-Clark, PA
Charmin - PnG, OH and PA
Cottonelle - Kimberly-Clark, WI and TN

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 03, 2024 11:38 AM (CIS44)

161 NY Post: Palestinian terrorist who lynched two Israelis over 20 years ago — and captured it in infamous bloody hands photo — killed in airstrike

https://tinyurl.com/ysyb57pp

Posted by: Robert at October 03, 2024 11:38 AM (lzbeJ)

162 It's such a stark contrast, completely unavoidable for anyone in this country to miss: They'll spend billions overseas, and on illegals flooding in, but only $750 for actual, you know, flood victims.
Posted by: BurtTC at

And from what I understand that whoppin 750$ is only for those that suffered total loss.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 03, 2024 11:32 AM (CIS44)

That's some truly evil shit right there. These people must be defeated and swept out of any positions of power.

Totally and completely.

The time for total war seems to be now.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 03, 2024 11:38 AM (dGCAG)

163 QED
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 03, 2024 11:34 AM (4WBZX)



Quash Every Dick!!!!

Posted by: Kumswala Harris at October 03, 2024 11:38 AM (tjClK)

164 Why it's from the "people are stupid" department. I'm quite sure we make toilet paper in the United States.

Go to Green Bay, Wisconsin some time.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 03, 2024 11:39 AM (uxCna)

165 I'm not sure toilet paper would be affected with this. It's probably made in America, right? Not brought in from overseas?
Posted by: MrExcitement


There's 15 or 20 plants around the US that makes TP. People are panic buying.

Keep your foxhole small. And your circle of friends smaller. Panicking people will get you killed.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 11:39 AM (zVeXI)

166 If FEMA can't handle this they should get out of the way and let people in who can

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2024 11:39 AM (IyPmt)

167 >>> 160 I'm not sure toilet paper would be affected with this. It's probably made in America, right?

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Angel Soft - Ga-Pacific, GA and OK
Quilted Northern - Ga-Pacific, GA
Scott - Kimberly-Clark, PA
Charmin - PnG, OH and PA
Cottonelle - Kimberly-Clark, WI and TN
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 03, 2024 11:38 AM (CIS44)

Is there ANY question the Horde cannot answer???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 11:39 AM (FnneF)

168 The last thing you need in an emergency is people more worried about being in charge than helping the people who need help. If you have someone independently operating and getting things done, you leave them alone, you don't arrest them for stepping on your toes.

Posted by: Ribbed at October 03, 2024 11:39 AM (iFMeW)

169
Iron Dome is for all of it...it has short range and long range systems.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Is it effective against the secret carpet bomber?

https://t.ly/RhOqk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2024 11:39 AM (63Dwl)

170 timesofisrael.com article says Joe Biden says he does not support a retaliatory strike by Israel on Iran’s nuclear program. Read the many comments, where there is distain for Biden as well as Harris, HRC and even Kerry to be found

That should guarantee netanyahu will, since he is hell bend on ignoring president Biden

Proportional response in magnitude, or proportional in effect?

Proportional as in fairly equal damage and casualties. 200 missiles would have a quite worse impact on Iran than one dead (Palestinian!) man. Netanyahu and his zealot masters in cabinet have proven in Gaza they disdain proportionality.

Iran's military budget is less a third of Israel's. It's always an unequal fight with Israel. There is no nation more safeguarded and protected by the West.

So when Israel retaliates, whether with 168 missiles or 20 times as many, it will be disproportionate either way.

Israel has to give up its aims for territorial expansion, not just in the OPT, but beyond. Greater Israel is the ultimate prize. The cost of that would be astronomical.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at October 03, 2024 11:39 AM (JCZqz)

171 Possible they're trying to coordinate and have too much going on?

Or people in over their heads as most would be given the nature of the disaster?

I can't imagine there's a lot of level-headed thinking going on right now.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2024 11:34 AM (KbCG3)


It was a local fire chief. Many people are noting that it's similar to Maui where local PD and FD forced people into harm's way.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 03, 2024 11:40 AM (2ocoG)

172 Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2024 11:25 AM (+6sNf)
======================e

fwiw, IDF says no planes were damaged. I suppose we will have to see.

https://tinyurl.com/ye2x3ymm

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 03, 2024 11:40 AM (5v+Pp)

173 135 Possible they're trying to coordinate and have too much going on?

Or people in over their heads as most would be given the nature of the disaster?

I can't imagine there's a lot of level-headed thinking going on right now.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2024 11:34 AM (KbCG3)

=======

Everything has to go through FEMA so that FEMA gets its cutbacks from approved vendors.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 03, 2024 11:40 AM (GBKbO)

174 If you don't eat your TP lasts longer. QED
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 03, 2024 11:34 AM (4WBZX)

LOL
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 11:37 AM (FnneF)
-----------

Fewer showers mean using less soap.

I'm sending money saving gold, here!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 11:40 AM (tT6L1)

175 I made some crackling and rendered a little duck fat last night.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2024 11:38 AM (kgE5c)


That's my secret ingredient in my Matzoh Balls!

Duck fat is a marvel of gastronomy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 03, 2024 11:40 AM (d9fT1)

176 Is there ANY question the Horde cannot answer???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 11:39 AM (FnneF)

***

Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 03, 2024 11:41 AM (1FWWQ)

177 "Everything has to go through FEMA so that FEMA gets its cutbacks from approved vendors."

Fuck FEMA. Another example of government solving problems by creating more problems.

Posted by: Ribbed at October 03, 2024 11:41 AM (iFMeW)

178 Proportional as in fairly equal damage and casualties. 200 missiles would have a quite worse impact on Iran than one dead (Palestinian!) man. Netanyahu and his zealot masters in cabinet have proven in Gaza they disdain proportionality.

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So because Iranin tech and plans suck Israel has to hold back. 200 =/= 200. hmmmmmm

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 03, 2024 11:42 AM (CIS44)

179 You can get a live look at air traffic transponders online with flight radar 24.

I am spotting some chinooks in the area of Helene flooding now

https://www.flightradar24.com/

Posted by: Kindltot at October 03, 2024 11:42 AM (D7oie)

180 143 I've been told for almost 23 years now that Israel is serious about fighting a War on Terror.

I assume that Israel has failed to do so for the exact same reason America failed to do so.

The electorate simply doesn't have the stomach for it.

Posted by: Average White Guy at October 03, 2024 11:35 AM (hFIdm)



We were told for probably at least 10 years that "Iran is 6 months away from a nuke". Now I think they talk about being "weeks away", or something like that. Probably been saying that for about a year.

I suppose it's something in the works in Iran, but these predictions are like the crap from the Global Warming hoaxsters.

Posted by: MrExcitement at October 03, 2024 11:42 AM (hOOi9)

181 Iran's military budget is less a third of Israel's. It's always an unequal fight with Israel.

Poor widdle Iran is getting beaten up by that big bully Israel!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at October 03, 2024 11:42 AM (uxCna)

182 Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 03, 2024 11:41 AM (1FWWQ)

And that's when the murders began.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2024 11:42 AM (i24o9)

183 FEMA prioritizes DEI recipients.
Says so right on the home page.
Kamala wasn't joking.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at October 03, 2024 11:42 AM (MeG8a)

184
Is there ANY question the Horde cannot answer???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 11:39 AM (FnneF)



Why do Americans hate America?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:42 AM (tjClK)

185 I also wanted to note that after the local FD chief threatened to start arresting people the Feds suddenly appeared to back him up and declared a no-fly zone around the town for no reason (which was lifted a day later). Something stinks.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 03, 2024 11:42 AM (2ocoG)

186 NY Post: Texas teen Natalee Cramer sex-trafficked from Dallas Mavericks game details being abducted, transported 200 miles from home

https://tinyurl.com/2ns4mzs2

A grand jury failed to indict her abductors. Infuriating.

Posted by: Robert at October 03, 2024 11:42 AM (I8xQN)

187 Everything has to go through FEMA so that FEMA gets its cutbacks from approved vendors.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

someone posted this in the morning report, addresses exactly this.

https://tinyurl.com/4bwm63a3

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 03, 2024 11:43 AM (CIS44)

188
Duck fat is a marvel of gastronomy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 03, 2024 11:40 AM (d9fT1)



"Dick fat!"

- - - - That poster guy who's nick I forget

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:43 AM (tjClK)

189 Possible they're trying to coordinate and have too much going on?

Or people in over their heads as most would be given the nature of the disaster?

I can't imagine there's a lot of level-headed thinking going on right now.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2024 11:34 AM (KbCG3)

Everything has to go through FEMA so that FEMA gets its cutbacks from approved vendors.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 03, 2024 11:40 AM (GBKbO)

Until I see evidence otherwise, I'm going to assume the reports are correct, that FEMA is now about managing the comfort and settlement of illegals, and is not for Americans.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 03, 2024 11:43 AM (dGCAG)

190 Any chance you're up for adopting a curmudgeonly old guy who believes Messiah has come?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker
I can work with that...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Careful what you wish for Blake... CBD already noted that he's hunting for a new place to live and you probably have an extra room or two in your 'new' place for long term house hunting...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 03, 2024 11:43 AM (kXnIO)

191 >>That is the difference...and that is what will save the West. When we rise up and say, "Enough!" and begin to defend our people and our culture and our institutions from the hordes that mean to drag us back to the 7th Century.

Or toward communism. I think that is a huge part of Trump's appeal to people. What some attribute to a "cult" is really normal people saying they have had enough of the left's lies, bullshit and tyrannical actions and Trump is our weapon to fight back.

You don't have to love everything about your weapon, you just need it to work.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 03, 2024 11:43 AM (LkLld)

192 If you don't eat your TP lasts longer. QED
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at October 03, 2024 11:34 AM (4WBZX)

LOL
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 11:37 AM (FnneF)
-----------

Fewer showers mean using less soap.

I'm sending money saving gold, here!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 11:40 AM (tT6L1)

*makes dog scooting motions on the living room carpet*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2024 11:44 AM (i24o9)

193 The electorate simply doesn't have the stomach for it.

Posted by: Average White Guy at October 03, 2024 11:35 AM (hFIdm)

They do now.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 03, 2024 11:44 AM (d9fT1)

194 Why do Americans hate America?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:42 AM (tjClK)

Daddy. Issues.

Next question.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 03, 2024 11:44 AM (dGCAG)

195 Is there ANY question the Horde cannot answer???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 11:39 AM (FnneF)

***

Crossbow or Longbow...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 03, 2024 11:44 AM (1FWWQ)

196 Is there ANY question the Horde cannot answer???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 11:39 AM (FnneF)

***

Crossbow or Longbow...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report


Yes. Next question please.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 11:44 AM (zVeXI)

197 Is there ANY question the Horde cannot answer???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 11:39 AM (FnneF)

***

Ginger or Maryanne...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 03, 2024 11:44 AM (1FWWQ)

198 195 Is there ANY question the Horde cannot answer???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 11:39 AM (FnneF)


Carrots in chili Catsup on hot dogs

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2024 11:45 AM (IyPmt)

199 I wonder what they call David's Sling in other countries?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 03, 2024 11:45 AM (J8LnB)

200
*makes dog scooting motions on the living room carpet*
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2024 11:44 AM (i24o9)



BUTTCRACK!!!!

Posted by: Dr. Shannon Klingman at October 03, 2024 11:45 AM (tjClK)

201 Ginger or Maryanne...
Posted by: Truck Monkey R

Both. Next Question.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 03, 2024 11:45 AM (CIS44)

202 Careful what you wish for Blake... CBD already noted that he's hunting for a new place to live and you probably have an extra room or two in your 'new' place for long term house hunting...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 03, 2024 11:43 AM (kXnIO)
-------------------

If CBD is willing to cook, I can work with that.....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 11:45 AM (tT6L1)

203 A Hot Dog is not a sandwich it's a Deist.
We settled this in this mornings JJ report

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 03, 2024 11:45 AM (xH5nl)

204 https://instapundit.com/675926/

You don't hate the government enough.

Posted by: Robert at October 03, 2024 11:45 AM (I8xQN)

205
Ginger or Maryanne...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 03, 2024 11:44 AM (1FWWQ)



Maryanne.

Next?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:45 AM (tjClK)

206 @176

>>Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich?

It is sort of a higher level question.

You could see Socartes roaming the streets, a coterie of plebeian's following in his wake, dissertating on the nature of a sandwich and where and does the hotdog fit into the category.

The trick is figuring out if the hinge makes the bun one piece or two pieces.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 03, 2024 11:46 AM (XV/Pl)

207 Crossbow or Longbow...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 03, 2024 11:44 AM (1FWWQ)

Ginger or Maryanne...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 03, 2024 11:44 AM (1FWWQ)


Carrots in chili Catsup on hot dogs
Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2024 11:45 AM (IyPmt

For what it's worth, these questions HAVE been answered, it's just half the people here are in denial about the answers.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 03, 2024 11:46 AM (dGCAG)

208 I wonder what they call David's Sling in other countries?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot


Thong.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 11:46 AM (zVeXI)

209 https://instapundit.com/675926/

You don't hate the government enough.

Posted by: Robert at October 03, 2024 11:45 AM (I8xQN)

I can assure you that I do.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2024 11:46 AM (i24o9)

210
>>Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich?

If you put it between some sort of bread , yes

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2024 11:46 AM (IyPmt)

211 Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich?

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It's and American taco. Next question.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 03, 2024 11:46 AM (CIS44)

212 Ginger or Maryanne...
Posted by: Truck Monkey R

Both. Next Question.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Two chicks at the same time.

Posted by: Random Movie Quotes at October 03, 2024 11:47 AM (iFMeW)

213 Why do Americans hate America?

I don't care if you impose a brutal Communist dictatorship, so long as abortion is free and unlimited!

And besides, people have better sex under Communism - just ask the New York Times!

Posted by: AWFLs! at October 03, 2024 11:47 AM (uxCna)

214 I think Helena asked the wrong question. The correct question is: "Is there any question the Horde cannot fight over?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 11:47 AM (tT6L1)

215 What does Hamas run out of? Food, water, safety.
What does Hamas not run out of? Rockets and bullets.
Not much of a government for the people.
Happy New Year, hope it ends better than it is starting.

Posted by: jimmymcnulty at October 03, 2024 11:47 AM (6Qw2E)

216 The trick is figuring out if the hinge makes the bun one piece or two pieces.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


One piece. Until it tears. Then two pieces.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 11:47 AM (zVeXI)

217 214 I think Helena asked the wrong question. The correct question is: "Is there any question the Horde cannot fight over?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 11:47 AM (tT6L1)

======

No, there isn't.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 03, 2024 11:47 AM (GBKbO)

218 >>Proportional as in fairly equal damage and casualties.


There is no Doctrine of Proportional Response nor is there ANY Historical Basis for 'Fairness' in War.

Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2024 11:47 AM (SygHh)

219 214 I think Helena asked the wrong question. The correct question is: "Is there any question the Horde cannot fight over?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 11:47 AM (tT6L1)

Prometheus: yes or no?

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at October 03, 2024 11:47 AM (VGRuw)

220 207 Crossbow or Longbow...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 03, 2024 11:44 AM (1FWWQ)

Ginger or Maryanne...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 03, 2024 11:44 AM (1FWWQ)


Carrots in chili Catsup on hot dogs
Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2024 11:45 AM (IyPmt

For what it's worth, these questions HAVE been answered, it's just half the people here are in denial about the answers.


controversy or denial: the new controversy? or just denial?

Posted by: anachronda at October 03, 2024 11:47 AM (sGtp+)

221 I think Helena asked the wrong question. The correct question is: "Is there any question the Horde cannot fight over?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 11:47 AM (tT6L1)

======

No, there isn't.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, te

Yes, there is!

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 03, 2024 11:48 AM (CIS44)

222 219 214 I think Helena asked the wrong question. The correct question is: "Is there any question the Horde cannot fight over?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 11:47 AM (tT6L1)

Prometheus: yes or no?
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at October 03, 2024 11:47 AM (VGRuw)

That's a bridge too far

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2024 11:48 AM (IyPmt)

223 Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich?

It is sort of a higher level question.

You could see Socartes roaming the streets, a coterie of plebeian's following in his wake, dissertating on the nature of a sandwich and where and does the hotdog fit into the category.

The trick is figuring out if the hinge makes the bun one piece or two pieces.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 03, 2024 11:46 AM (XV/Pl)

***

So Clams are BiValve Hot Dogs?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 03, 2024 11:48 AM (1FWWQ)

224 208 I wonder what they call David's Sling in other countries?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot

Thong.
Posted by: rickb223

Banana hammock.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 03, 2024 11:48 AM (V4Skk)

225 And besides, people have better sex under Communism - just ask the New York Times!
Posted by: AWFLs!


I don't know if it's better, but commies definitely fuck you more.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 11:48 AM (zVeXI)

226 >>No, there isn't.


Only a fag would say that.

Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2024 11:48 AM (SygHh)

227 A sandwich is contents between two slices of bread.

A hotdog is inserted into one piece of bread.

Not a sandwich.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:48 AM (tjClK)

228 218 >>Proportional as in fairly equal damage and casualties.


There is no Doctrine of Proportional Response nor is there ANY Historical Basis for 'Fairness' in War.
Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2024 11:47 AM (SygHh)

=======

Proportional response is a recipe for forever war.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 03, 2024 11:48 AM (GBKbO)

229 "Only a fag would say that."

So you agree.

Posted by: Ribbed at October 03, 2024 11:49 AM (iFMeW)

230 "Dick fat!"

- - - - That poster guy who's nick I forget
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:43 AM


*narrows eyes*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2024 11:49 AM (kgE5c)

231 Helene will prove the coup de grace on the Democrats and Harris. They just don't realize it yet.

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 03, 2024 11:49 AM (YQMXs)

232 The teen’s family filed a lawsuit against the Extended Stay America hotel at the Oklahoma City Airport where she was held, claiming the employees either failed to recognize the signs of human trafficking or turned a blind eye and ignored it, the outlet reported in February.

Oh I guarantee they were told to not report anything about their "newcomers" that were engaged in sex trafficking

Posted by: 18-1 at October 03, 2024 11:49 AM (oZhjI)

233 Proportional as in fairly equal damage and casualties.


There is no Doctrine of Proportional Response nor is there ANY Historical Basis for 'Fairness' in War.
Posted by: garrett


This we definitely agree on.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 11:49 AM (zVeXI)

234 Is there ANY question the Horde cannot answer???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 11:39 AM (FnneF)



Yes, it is the question "Is there ANY question the Horde cannot answer???".

*adopts lotus position, and commences with the ommmmmming.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 03, 2024 11:49 AM (xCA6C)

235 215 What does Hamas run out of? Food, water, safety.
What does Hamas not run out of? Rockets and bullets.”

Since the Philadelphia Corridor was closed, Hamas missile launches have dropped to near zero.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2024 11:49 AM (wyMQY)

236 @223

>>So Clams are BiValve Hot Dogs?

Depending on your framework, a Clam is sandwich.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 03, 2024 11:49 AM (XV/Pl)

237 227 A sandwich is contents between two slices of bread.

A hotdog is inserted into one piece of bread.

Not a sandwich.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:48 AM (tjClK)


Which has two sides you fold over the hot dog thus sandwich

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2024 11:49 AM (IyPmt)

238 You don't hate the government enough.

Posted by: Robert at October 03, 2024 11:45 AM (I8xQN)

I have my share of problems, but that's not one of them.

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 03, 2024 11:50 AM (YQMXs)

239 Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich?

=====

It's and American taco. Next question.
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 03, 2024 11:46 AM


This is genius.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2024 11:50 AM (kgE5c)

240 >>So you agree.


No. But your Father does.

Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2024 11:50 AM (SygHh)

241 This isn't the argument thread, that's down the hall

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 03, 2024 11:50 AM (xH5nl)

242 Angel Soft - Ga-Pacific, GA and OK
Quilted Northern - Ga-Pacific, GA
Scott - Kimberly-Clark, PA
Charmin - PnG, OH and PA
Cottonelle - Kimberly-Clark, WI and TN
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 03, 2024 11:38 AM (CIS44)


Cool! Hopefully the ones in GA and TN are OK, after the hurricane.

It's good to know that as WWIII breaks out, that we don't have to worry about that kind of "taking care of business".

Posted by: MrExcitement at October 03, 2024 11:50 AM (hOOi9)

243 a Clam is sandwich.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

puts it on the T.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 03, 2024 11:50 AM (CIS44)

244 188 "Dick fat!"

the chinese bad guy on the old hawaii 5-0?

Posted by: anachronda at October 03, 2024 11:50 AM (sGtp+)

245 >>>Iran's military budget is less a third of Israel's. It's always an unequal fight with Israel. There is no nation more safeguarded and protected by the West
====================
This POS feels sorry for the poor Iranian mullahs, with Iran's population 8x Israel, having started a proxy war with Israel on four fronts, Gaza, Lebanon, Syria and Yemen. Also, I defy him to accurately say what the military budget of Iran might be, including terror acts and proxy militaries.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 03, 2024 11:50 AM (9ncHs)

246
Which has two sides you fold over the hot dog thus sandwich
Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2024 11:49 AM (IyPmt)



You're on the wrong side of history here.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:50 AM (tjClK)

247 "No. But your Father does."

Lol. I asked him. He said don't talk to that fag any more.

Posted by: Ribbed at October 03, 2024 11:51 AM (iFMeW)

248 The goal of war is to inflict enough pain on your enemies to force them to agree to your terms.

Proportionality is the opposite of this. Iran would gladly trade equal causalities with Israel for eternity.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 03, 2024 11:51 AM (oZhjI)

249 A hotdog is inserted into one piece of bread.

Not a sandwich.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:48 AM (tjClK)

I refute it thus!

A falafel sandwich!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 03, 2024 11:51 AM (d9fT1)

250 I see Sponge has never made the folded bread bologna sammich.

Is it a hot dog or a sammich? Neither? Both?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 11:51 AM (tT6L1)

251 >>Proportional as in fairly equal damage and casualties.

There is no Doctrine of Proportional Response nor is there ANY Historical Basis for 'Fairness' in War.

Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2024 11:47 AM (SygHh)

As we know here, being first has a quality all of its own. The response must be so much greater in magnitude and effect so as to prevent further contemplation of disturbance of the peace.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2024 11:51 AM (i24o9)

252 247 Lol. I asked him. He said don't talk to that fag any more.
Posted by: Ribbed at October 03, 2024 11:51 AM (iFMeW)

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"My dear boy, why do you converse with cigarettes?"
-Englishman

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 03, 2024 11:51 AM (GBKbO)

253 What was Iran's military budget under the Shah? I'm guessing more then Israel's because at the time Iran was comparatively wealthier.

But the Islamists threw all that away

Posted by: 18-1 at October 03, 2024 11:52 AM (oZhjI)

254 I don't know if it's better, but commies definitely fuck you more.

https://tinyurl.com/4scb6k27

But there's one advantage that has received little attention: Women under Communism enjoyed more sexual pleasure. A comparative sociological study of East and West Germans conducted after ...

Posted by: AWFLs! at October 03, 2024 11:52 AM (uxCna)

255 211 Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich?

====

I'll happily eat hot dogs with bread simply because I don't want to have 8 buns in the house.

I can slice the Costco beef hot dog into strips of hot dog meat to move us even closer to sandwich....

Posted by: Stateless at October 03, 2024 11:52 AM (jvJvP)

256 This isn't the argument thread, that's down the hall
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 03, 2024 11:50 AM (xH5nl)

***

No it's not

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 03, 2024 11:52 AM (1FWWQ)

257 I see Sponge has never made the folded bread bologna sammich.

Is it a hot dog or a sammich? Neither? Both?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 11:51 AM (tT6L1)



I've been fortunate in life where my family was able to provide 2 slices of bread any time I wanted a sandwich, I guess.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:52 AM (tjClK)

258 "This isn't the argument thread, that's down the hall"

This is definitely abuse.

Posted by: Ribbed at October 03, 2024 11:53 AM (iFMeW)

259 227 A sandwich is contents between two slices of bread.

A hotdog is inserted into one piece of bread.

Not a sandwich.
Posted by: Sponge

Most Philly cheesesteak sandwiches, or sandwiches on hoagies/rolls in general, aren't sliced all the way through...so they're not sandwiches?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 03, 2024 11:53 AM (V4Skk)

260 Get there the firstest with the mostest men

Posted by: Don Black at October 03, 2024 11:53 AM (/7KEl)

261 The goal of war is to inflict enough pain on your enemies to force them to agree to your terms.

Proportionality is the opposite of this. Iran would gladly trade equal causalities with Israel for eternity.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 03, 2024 11:51 AM (oZhjI)

So would the U.S. of A., which is why I've been saying from the start of this that Israel should, when it becomes possible for them to do so, to tell the U.S. to go F off, and leave them to do what they need to do.

Our government is in the business of perpetual war, which doesn't help anybody but defense contractors and Satan's minions.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 03, 2024 11:53 AM (dGCAG)

262 >>I've been fortunate in life where my family was able to provide 2 slices of bread any time I wanted a sandwich, I guess.


You had bread?


....lucky!

Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2024 11:54 AM (SygHh)

263 And what about the soup sandwich?

Posted by: Ribbed at October 03, 2024 11:54 AM (iFMeW)

264 >>> 231 Helene will prove the coup de grace on the Democrats and Harris. They just don't realize it yet.
Posted by: Ordinary American at October 03, 2024 11:49 AM (YQMXs)

See my 103.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 11:54 AM (FnneF)

265
Most Philly cheesesteak sandwiches, or sandwiches on hoagies/rolls in general, aren't sliced all the way through...so they're not sandwiches?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at October 03, 2024 11:53 AM (V4Skk)



Your logic has no place in my peanut butter.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:54 AM (tjClK)

266 Why do Americans hate America?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:42 AM (tjClK)

Daddy. Issues.

Next question.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 03, 2024 11:44 AM

You asked for it...

https://youtu.be/ixu8gaFQgQc?si=n1AuQ08o2hJMlFPq

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2024 11:54 AM (Wnv9h)

267 I appreciate you guys taking the time to ask.
You are the elites in society.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:38 AM (tjClK)

I don't need to be an elite, but I have been curious about the Mrs. and wanted to ask in the Art Thread, but then you said you were going to work.

I've noticed this about you. You go to work and then you're back an hour later.

Do you walk dogs or something?

Glad she's doing alright.

Posted by: Lady Who... Ah Screw It at October 03, 2024 11:54 AM (JCLJi)

268 And what about the soup sandwich?
Posted by: Ribbed at October 03, 2024 11:54 AM

We ELS'd his dumb ass.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2024 11:55 AM (Wnv9h)

269 And what about the soup sandwich?
Posted by: Ribbed at October 03, 2024 11:54 AM (iFMeW)



Wasn't that the guy nominated for the Stolen Valor award along side Ballduster McSoulpatch?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:55 AM (tjClK)

270 This is definitely abuse.

Posted by: Ribbed at October 03, 2024 11:53 AM (iFMeW)

We could be abusing on our own time.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2024 11:55 AM (i24o9)

271 What about the wish sandwich?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 03, 2024 11:55 AM (Q4IgG)

272 Yes, it is the question "Is there ANY question the Horde cannot answer???".

*adopts lotus position, and commences with the ommmmmming.
Posted by: Archimedes


Ohmmmmmming? Shocking.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 11:56 AM (zVeXI)

273 Get there the firstest with the mostest men

Posted by: Don Black at October 03, 2024 11:53 AM (/7KEl)

If you aren't first, you want to make damned sure that you are the last.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2024 11:56 AM (i24o9)

274 I refute it thus!

A falafel sandwich!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 03, 2024 11:51 AM

*the gyro has entered the chat*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2024 11:57 AM (Wnv9h)

275 We should destroy all paper making plants around the world except America.
Steal Japanese toilet plans plus a functioning model.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 03, 2024 11:57 AM (J8LnB)

276 Oysters are...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 03, 2024 11:57 AM (1FWWQ)

277 What about the wish sandwich?
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Like a jam sammich? Take two pieces of bread and jam them together.

Wish sammich. Take two pieces of bread and wish you had something to go between them?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 11:57 AM (zVeXI)

278 I've been fortunate in life where my family was able to provide 2 slices of bread any time I wanted a sandwich, I guess.


Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:52 AM (tjClK)
---------------

The folded bologna sammich increases the meat to bread ratio. Why adulterate perfectly good bologna with more bread?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 11:57 AM (tT6L1)

279
I've noticed this about you. You go to work and then you're back an hour later.

Do you walk dogs or something?

Glad she's doing alright.
Posted by: Lady Who... Ah Screw It at October 03, 2024 11:54 AM (JCLJi)



I work in a Data Center, so there's gaps in action giving me time to post.

Currently, I'm sitting with the wife while she gets her infusion and choosing to neglect the documentation I need to be doing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:57 AM (tjClK)

280 "We could be abusing on our own time."

My abuse team meets at the park every Saturday.

Posted by: Ribbed at October 03, 2024 11:57 AM (B0mGw)

281
The folded bologna sammich increases the meat to bread ratio. Why adulterate perfectly good bologna with more bread?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 11:57 AM (tT6L1)



MOAR MEAT.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:58 AM (tjClK)

282 I installed bidet seats in both bathrooms. The last time I bought toilet paper was 2021.

Posted by: creeper at October 03, 2024 11:58 AM (M6moH)

283 Ohmmmmmming? Shocking.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 11:56 AM (zVeXI)
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I hope the frequency of our puns doesn't increase.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 11:58 AM (tT6L1)

284 What about the wish sandwich?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 03, 2024 11:55 AM (Q4IgG)

Is that related to the hurts donut?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2024 11:58 AM (i24o9)

285 Two Bulls and my Wife is also a Sandwich.

Posted by: David French at October 03, 2024 11:58 AM (SygHh)

286 And what about the soup sandwich?
Posted by: Ribbed


I would eat soup with a fork before I gave a shit what some democrat thinks.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 11:59 AM (zVeXI)

287 "Dick fat!"

- - - - That poster guy who's nick I forget


Yeah, that's the feature exhibit at the Typo Hall of Fame.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 03, 2024 11:59 AM (/y8xj)

288 Ohmmmmmming? Shocking.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 11:56 AM (zVeXI)
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I hope the frequency of our puns doesn't increase.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 11:58 AM (tT6L1)

*resists . . . making . . . puns*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2024 11:59 AM (i24o9)

289
But there's one advantage that has received little attention: Women under Communism enjoyed more sexual pleasure. A comparative sociological study of East and West Germans conducted after ...


I suspect after WWII there were slimmer pickings for women in Russia/Germany/Eastern Europe and therefore, as oddly as it might sound, there was a lot more sex and likely better sex for everyone that was having it.

Having a surplus of younger men in a society creates a lot of problems. A surplus of younger women does not.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 03, 2024 11:59 AM (oZhjI)

290 >>> 282 I installed bidet seats in both bathrooms. The last time I bought toilet paper was 2021.
Posted by: creeper at October 03, 2024 11:58 AM (M6moH)

Oh, look at the one percenter here!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 11:59 AM (FnneF)

291 There is no Doctrine of Proportional Response nor is there ANY Historical Basis for 'Fairness' in War.

Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2024 11:47 AM (SygHh)
===================
The point of war is to win and kill the other side's armies. "Proportionality" is truly a stupid idea.

Posted by: General Sherman at October 03, 2024 11:59 AM (EO0H2)

292 Are the politicians listening? The smart ones are. Because you can bet your ass we the people will stop shouting at some point. Then....... The silence will roar.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 03, 2024 11:21 AM (4XwPj)


Nice. Stealing that.
The Silence Will Roar would be a great slogan.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 03, 2024 11:59 AM (W/lyH)

293 Two Bulls and my Wife is also a Sandwich.
Posted by: David French at October 03, 2024 11:58 AM

Er, uh...don't forget the famous waitress sandwich.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at October 03, 2024 12:00 PM (Wnv9h)

294 Oh, look at the one percenter here!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

You don't have a hose in the front yard?

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 03, 2024 12:00 PM (CIS44)

295 282 I installed bidet seats in both bathrooms. The last time I bought toilet paper was 2021.
Posted by: creeper at October 03, 2024 11:58 AM (M6moH)


***

Ummm...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 03, 2024 12:00 PM (1FWWQ)

296 Currently, I'm sitting with the wife while she gets her infusion and choosing to neglect the documentation I need to be doing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 11:57 AM (tjClK)

Ah. The neglect is entirely necessary and appropriate.

Posted by: Lady Who... Ah Screw It at October 03, 2024 12:00 PM (JCLJi)

297 All food is either soup, salad, or sandwich. A sandwich is any self-contained hand food. Soup is any food in a broth. Salad is everything else. Using these definitions hotdogs are absolutely a sandwich, as are tacos and pizza. Steak is a salad. Hope this helps! :-)

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at October 03, 2024 12:01 PM (VGRuw)

298 Bread:
Sammich, hamburger bun, hot dog bun.

All from the same square. The struggle is real.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 12:01 PM (zVeXI)

299 An account "elon_musk", not "Elon Musk", retweeted something I posted, and I had a tiny heart attack for a second there.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 03, 2024 12:01 PM (lhenN)

300 >>> 294
==
You don't have a hose in the front yard?
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 03, 2024 12:00 PM (CIS44)

A garden hose? Luxury!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 12:01 PM (FnneF)

301 290 >>> 282 I installed bidet seats in both bathrooms. The last time I bought toilet paper was 2021.
Posted by: creeper at October 03, 2024 11:58 AM (M6moH)

Oh, look at the one percenter here!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 11:59 AM (FnneF)
***

Whoa!!!
Two bidets.
Hell, in my house, if you want that its a five gallon bucket and the garden hose.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 03, 2024 12:01 PM (W/lyH)

302
You don't have a hose in the front yard?
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 03, 2024 12:00 PM (CIS44)



Of course, however the neighbors keep calling the cops.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 12:01 PM (tjClK)

303 Oh, look at the one percenter here!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

You don't have a hose in the front yard?
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 03, 2024 12:00 PM (CIS44)
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I'm dyin' here!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 12:01 PM (tT6L1)

304 Ohmmmmmming? Shocking.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 11:56 AM (zVeXI)
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I hope the frequency of our puns doesn't increase.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 11:58 AM (tT6L1)

*resists . . . making . . . puns*
Posted by: Comrade Flounder


And does it anyway.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 12:02 PM (zVeXI)

305 Prayers for you and your wife Sponge

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 03, 2024 12:02 PM (ZtAny)

306 I installed bidet seats in both bathrooms. The last time I bought toilet paper was 2021.

And in Europe they have the oddest water fountains in the bathroom. My word as a Biden they are right next to the shitter, but they shot water right up where you can drink it.

Posted by: Joe Biden returning from Europe at October 03, 2024 12:02 PM (oZhjI)

307 An account "elon_musk", not "Elon Musk", retweeted something I posted, and I had a tiny heart attack for a second there.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 03, 2024 12:01 PM (lhenN)

I got a real like, once, but then I got algorithmically "temporarily" suspended. That was two months ago.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2024 12:02 PM (i24o9)

308 >>> 304 Ohmmmmmming? Shocking.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 11:56 AM (zVeXI)
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I hope the frequency of our puns doesn't increase.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at October 03, 2024 11:58 AM (tT6L1)

*resists . . . making . . . puns*
Posted by: Comrade Flounder


And does it anyway.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 12:02 PM (zVeXI)

He wasn't impeded at all.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 12:02 PM (FnneF)

309 282 I installed bidet seats in both bathrooms. The last time I bought toilet paper was 2021.
Posted by: creeper at October 03, 2024 11:58 AM (M6moH)

***

Isn't that what showers are for?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 03, 2024 12:03 PM (1FWWQ)

310 Whoa!!!
Two bidets.
Hell, in my house, if you want that its a five gallon bucket and the garden hose.
Posted by: Diogenes


One gallon pump up bug/plant sprayer at Home Depot. $11.98

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 12:03 PM (zVeXI)

311 Prayers for you and your wife Sponge
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 03, 2024 12:02 PM (ZtAny)



Thank you. We are eternally grateful.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 12:03 PM (tjClK)

312 People up in the mountain need to have a talk with that Fire Chief.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2024 12:03 PM (QP3yt)

313 311 Prayers for you and your wife Sponge
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 03, 2024 12:02 PM (ZtAny)


Thank you. We are eternally grateful.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 12:03 PM (tjClK)

Yes... Even though you don't know what a sandwich is...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2024 12:04 PM (IyPmt)

314 >>> 312 People up in the mountain need to have a talk with that Fire Chief.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2024 12:03 PM (QP3yt)

Those who survive this cluster will probably build a list.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 12:04 PM (FnneF)

315 He wasn't impeded at all.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2024 12:02 PM (FnneF)

I didn't have the capacity to overcome my reluctance.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2024 12:04 PM (i24o9)

316 A lot of sewer systems in Europe can't handle shit paper. There is either a cooter washer or there is a special shit paper shit can available. In many ways Europe is retarded. Especially Eastern Europe.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 03, 2024 12:04 PM (PGK1w)

317
Yes... Even though you don't know what a sandwich is...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2024 12:04 PM (IyPmt)



A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 12:04 PM (tjClK)

318
Isn't that what showers are for?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 03, 2024 12:03 PM (1FWWQ) /i]

Reminder to never use a shower in Truck Money Report's house

Posted by: some Moron at October 03, 2024 12:04 PM (oZhjI)

319 People up in the mountain need to have a talk with that Fire Chief.
Posted by: Braenyard


Time for talking is over. Label him a revenoor and let nature take it's course.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 12:04 PM (zVeXI)

320 >>> 316 A lot of sewer systems in Europe can't handle shit paper. There is either a cooter washer or there is a special shit paper shit can available. In many ways Europe is retarded. Especially Eastern Europe.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 03, 2024 12:04 PM (PGK1w)

Duh, you're supposed to throw the paper on the floor.

Posted by: newcomers at October 03, 2024 12:05 PM (FnneF)

321 "Is there ANY question the Horde cannot answer???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket"

What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

Posted by: Ripley at October 03, 2024 12:05 PM (GUOwU)

322 309 282 I installed bidet seats in both bathrooms. The last time I bought toilet paper was 2021.
Posted by: creeper
-----------------------

Which one's did you buy?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2024 12:05 PM (QP3yt)

323 People up in the mountain need to have a talk with that Fire Chief.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2024 12:03 PM (QP3yt)



Oops up side the head........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 12:05 PM (tjClK)

324 A lot of sewer systems in Europe can't handle shit paper. There is either a cooter washer or there is a special shit paper shit can available. In many ways Europe is retarded. Especially Eastern Europe.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 03, 2024 12:04 PM (PGK1w)


Sewer systems???

Posted by: Mustafa at October 03, 2024 12:05 PM (W/lyH)

325 Government's answer to "lead follow or get out of the way" is often FU I'm in charge.

Posted by: some Moron at October 03, 2024 12:06 PM (oZhjI)

326 Grew up in a Norwegian household. Open-face sammiches are a staple. Hence, hot dog=sandwich.

Posted by: Fish Paste In a Tube at October 03, 2024 12:06 PM (CV8a5)

327 323 People up in the mountain need to have a talk with that Fire Chief.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2024 12:03 PM (QP3yt)


Oops up side the head........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
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There are so many casualties from that hurricane it's difficult to tell one kind from anouther.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2024 12:06 PM (QP3yt)

328 James Woods once retweeted a meme of mine... It got me thousands of followers overnight. Jack Dorsey purged me soon after.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 03, 2024 12:06 PM (1FWWQ)

329 That's what the Washington Post is for.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report


And the Koran.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2024 12:07 PM (v6JzV)

330 > People up in the mountain need to have a talk with that Fire Chief.
----
I considered the responses from the left when tragedy struck people they disagree with.

I'm considering my personal response about people on the left now struck with a tragedy of their own.

Unfair? No, it's the new reality I've been forced to adapt. I'm consciously differentiating the fate of leftists hit with tragedy against others with the same fate.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 03, 2024 12:07 PM (Q4IgG)

331 WASH YO ASS!!!!

Posted by: Redd Foxx at October 03, 2024 12:07 PM (tjClK)

332 A hot dog may or may not be a sandwich but the fair Lady Jessica certainly is when she has two bulls over...

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 03, 2024 12:07 PM (oZhjI)

333 This talk of bidets has me thinking of Crocodile Dundee and cousin Eddie (of “shitter’s full fame)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 03, 2024 12:08 PM (+kWhq)

334 I wouldn't trust toilet paper made in China. Probably infused with coof cooties.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2024 12:08 PM (v6JzV)

335 so after much thought, I decided to go with both soft and crunchy taco shells- I will put the crunchy inside the soft for a gastronomic extravaganza

Posted by: Don Black at October 03, 2024 12:08 PM (/7KEl)

336 Melania supports killing babies.
Sad.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 03, 2024 12:09 PM (ufFY8)

337 What's toilet paper? Shake my hand.
-Achmed

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 03, 2024 12:09 PM (CIS44)

338 Anyone watching the NextFlix serial The Penguin?

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 03, 2024 12:09 PM (PGK1w)

339 after much thought, I decided to go with both soft and crunchy taco shells- I will put the crunchy inside the soft for a gastronomic extravaganza
Posted by: Don Black

Layer of refried beans between the shells is key.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 03, 2024 12:10 PM (CIS44)

340 335 so after much thought, I decided to go with both soft and crunchy taco shells- I will put the crunchy inside the soft for a gastronomic extravaganza
Posted by: Don Black at October 03, 2024 12:08 PM (/7KEl)

Is that you, Taco Bell?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 03, 2024 12:10 PM (+kWhq)

341 so after much thought, I decided to go with both soft and crunchy taco shells- I will put the crunchy inside the soft for a gastronomic extravaganza
Posted by: Don Black at October 03, 2024 12:08 PM (/7KEl)


If you go with a fish taco, hold up the big fork that pulls the fish from the fryer and say "These are the tines that fry men's soles!"


Gawd I love that joke.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 03, 2024 12:10 PM (W/lyH)

342 328 James Woods once retweeted a meme of mine... It got me thousands of followers overnight. Jack Dorsey purged me soon after.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at October 03, 2024 12:06 PM (1FWWQ)

He also retweeted me once. I got maybe a hundred or more followers. Thousands of likes, though. Apparently I was a one-hit wonder.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at October 03, 2024 12:10 PM (KbCG3)

343 > I installed bidet seats in both bathrooms. The last time I bought toilet paper was 2021.
---

yeah but after you hose down your business, you still have to towel off

Posted by: Don Black at October 03, 2024 12:10 PM (/7KEl)

344 you don't know what a sandwich is...

Waitress sammitch

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at October 03, 2024 12:10 PM (6veKA)

345 So has Walz been seen since his big appearance?

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 03, 2024 12:10 PM (PGK1w)

346 Pilot flying Helene rescue missions in NC ordered out, threatened with arrest

No longer an internet "fabrication". Legit news orgs are reporting on it.

https://tinyurl.com/5bnhj85j
Posted by: rickb223
==============
On the discussion in Insty last night over this, a pencil neck asshole was babbling about proper coordination etc. and dumping on the guy as a U Toober out for exposure.

This is how our ruling class believes and those slaves that it breeds. It is not the creed of a free people.

There is a place and time for procedure--but a widespread disaster resembles a state of anarchy where standard procedures in better times become basically useless formulaic appeals to the god of government. To save people, you have to give individuals on the ground doing things leeway.

That guy in the fire department (unclear whether chief or asst. fire chief) was being the asshole simply because he could be and demanding coordination, etc. when the pilot had already done that previously with others in the location the day before was a perfect example of organizational man. Same shit that the Soviets did when they screwed up Chernobyl.

May we all live through it despite assholes.

Posted by: whig at October 03, 2024 12:10 PM (2q9aJ)

347 343 > I installed bidet seats in both bathrooms. The last time I bought toilet paper was 2021.
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yeah but after you hose down your business, you still have to towel off
------------
That's what electric hand blowers are for.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 03, 2024 12:11 PM (PGK1w)

348 Anyone watching the NextFlix serial The Penguin?
Posted by: Pudinhead

HBO? Ya very much enjoying thus far Basically a criminal leaders rise to power. Could almost be a Sopranos prequel.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 03, 2024 12:11 PM (CIS44)

349 335 so after much thought, I decided to go with both soft and crunchy taco shells- I will put the crunchy inside the soft for a gastronomic extravaganza
Posted by: Don Black

Danger! That combo is what gave Wilford Brimley Diabeetus!

Posted by: Jardiance Jazz Dancers at October 03, 2024 12:11 PM (CV8a5)

350 >I installed bidet seats in both bathrooms. The last time I bought toilet paper was 2021.

You've been hording shelves full of toilet paper?


I HAVE FOUND YOU

I LOOKED FOR FOUR YEARS, AND NOW I HAVE FOUND YOU

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 03, 2024 12:12 PM (lhenN)

351 North Carolina, they are trying to do a Maui.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 03, 2024 12:12 PM (nZOZh)

352 Things getting amped up in here?

Posted by: Punz? at October 03, 2024 12:12 PM (DobEs)

353 yeah but after you hose down your business, you still have to towel off
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That's what electric hand blowers are for.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Or your wife's hair dryer.

Posted by: Marital Bliss at October 03, 2024 12:13 PM (CV8a5)

354 I figure if the crunchy inner taco shell breaks, the soft outer tortilla will save me from getting taco filling all down my arm or something

it'll be a double-hulled taco

Posted by: Don Black at October 03, 2024 12:13 PM (/7KEl)

355 348 Anyone watching the NextFlix serial The Penguin?
Posted by: Pudinhead

HBO? Ya very much enjoying thus far Basically a criminal leaders rise to power. Could almost be a Sopranos prequel.
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Yeah, I was sort of interested but then I fell asleep. How do you start from the start?

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 03, 2024 12:13 PM (PGK1w)

356 >>>yeah but after you hose down your business, you still have to towel off

That's what the guest towels are for.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at October 03, 2024 12:14 PM (i24o9)

357 C'mon Jack, do you want to help crackers or do you want to import new voters?

Posted by: Zombie Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 12:14 PM (Qhz28)

358 Anyone watching the NextFlix serial The Penguin?
Posted by: Pudinhead


Yes. Loved the first episode. Need to catch up. May wait until they all drop and then binge watch.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 12:14 PM (zVeXI)

359 Can anyone point to where there are good updates on Gaza? It seems like Israel has basically won there and shifted attention to the North, but there are obviously still pockets of Hamas in Gaza and the remaining hostages have not been rescued/recovered. But it's hard to find updates on the war there. Anyone?

Posted by: Lex at October 03, 2024 12:14 PM (fMN7A)

360 The Biden-Harris response to North Carolina has got to be hitting them in the polls.

Unless the Media is just blocking all news out of the area, of course.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 03, 2024 12:15 PM (WPL6O)

361 316 A lot of sewer systems in Europe can't handle shit paper. There is either a cooter washer or there is a special shit paper shit can available. In many ways Europe is retarded. Especially Eastern Europe.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Communism impoverished the people as well as the results of pissing away generational wealth via the two World Wars. I give Eastern Europe a break. Western Europe should know better but part of it is ancient sewage and water infrastructure that soon becomes too difficult to replace given building on top of it.

We in the US are having that problem with decaying sewage and water lines in a number of central cities and even inner suburbs.

Notice that both are maintained and controlled by governments and there is your answer to why they are dysfunctional in many places.

Posted by: whig at October 03, 2024 12:15 PM (2q9aJ)

362 How do you start from the start?
Posted by: Pudinhead

There is a little circle arrow on the episode page.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 03, 2024 12:15 PM (CIS44)

363 That's what electric hand blowers are for.
Posted by: Pudinhead


Those are called 'poop blowers' for a reason.

Posted by: GOPe at October 03, 2024 12:15 PM (IG4Id)

364 FEMA says it has no money for hurricane relief.

This would not explain efforts to stop/prevent private, volunteer, supply/rescue efforts.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 03, 2024 12:15 PM (T7iTv)

365 I'm wiped out from all of this commanding. To the beach!

Posted by: Zombie Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 12:15 PM (Qhz28)

366 359 Can anyone point to where there are good updates on Gaza? It seems like Israel has basically won there and shifted attention to the North, but there are obviously still pockets of Hamas in Gaza and the remaining hostages have not been rescued/recovered. But it's hard to find updates on the war there. Anyone?
Posted by: Lex
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Times of Israel or Jerusalem Post. Both have English language websites. Analysis that is a bit behind the times is Strategy Page.

Posted by: whig at October 03, 2024 12:15 PM (2q9aJ)

367 Yes. Loved the first episode. Need to catch up. May wait until they all drop and then binge watch.
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Smart. That's how I did Peaky Blinders. Great series.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 03, 2024 12:16 PM (PGK1w)

368 There is a place and time for procedure--but a widespread disaster resembles a state of anarchy where standard procedures in better times become basically useless formulaic appeals to the god of government. To save people, you have to give individuals on the ground doing things leeway.

Well said Whig.
First Aid is exactly that, aid yourself first, then those about you. The "Organizers" will get there in time and in this disaster there will be a lot for them to do. But people will die today because there isn't anyone to provide the aid, and the organizers aren't organized yet.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 03, 2024 12:16 PM (W/lyH)

369 What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?
Posted by: Ripley at October 03, 2024 12:05 PM


African, or European?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 03, 2024 12:16 PM (Wnv9h)

370 360 The Biden-Harris response to North Carolina has got to be hitting them in the polls.

Unless the Media is just blocking all news out of the area, of course.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 03, 2024 12:15 PM (WPL6O)

======

Saw reports that Roy Cooper, NC's Democrat governor, is actively hindering things while Mark Robinson, NC's Republican Lieutenant Governor and current candidate for governor, is actively working with private entities to get in supplies.

I've never believed the polls showing Robinson down by 14, but I've always kind of assumed that he would lose anyway by 5ish (just assumptions).

It makes one wonder if this response will help things, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 03, 2024 12:16 PM (GBKbO)

371 Wait, Jill says I need to do more commanding.

Posted by: Zombie Joe Biden at October 03, 2024 12:16 PM (Qhz28)

372 Smart. That's how I did Peaky Blinders. Great series.
Posted by: Pudinhead at October 03, 2024 12:16

Definitely does not require a movie.

Posted by: BruceWayne at October 03, 2024 12:16 PM (CIS44)

373 I've been supporting this girl via Patreon for a couple of years now. I think she is a gem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_cZVO-Cp1g

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 03, 2024 12:16 PM (kzHlT)

374 Nood

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 03, 2024 12:17 PM (2UnvF)

375 362 How do you start from the start?
Posted by: Pudinhead

There is a little circle arrow on the episode page.
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Fuck. Another fucking Icon.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 03, 2024 12:17 PM (PGK1w)

376 A lot of sewer systems in Europe can't handle shit paper. There is either a cooter washer or there is a special shit paper shit can available. In many ways Europe is retarded. Especially Eastern Europe.
Posted by: Pudinhead


When I was in Kazakhstan, the sewer system at the old Soviet resort we were staying at couldn't handle toilet paper, so we had to put the used stuff in plastic garbage bags that the cleaning crew would pick up every week.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at October 03, 2024 12:17 PM (v6JzV)

377 >Anyone watching the NextFlix serial The Penguin?

I watched Ep1 and will continue.

The show is carried by the good acting.

Grounded and believable characters are better than a live-action Batman show would be. I expect Patterson will show up at some point, but it will diminish the verisimilitude and the show. The star wars shows seem to get whatever movie star they ask for, and I expect this will be the case as well.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 03, 2024 12:18 PM (lhenN)

378 L'Shana Tova CBD, JJ, SanFransycho and other members of the tribe! May you be blessed this new year!!

Posted by: Moki at October 03, 2024 12:18 PM (wLjpr)

379 I've been supporting this girl via Patreon for a couple of years now. I think she is a gem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_cZVO-Cp1g


At least you'll have a nice sound track to have your soul stolen to

Posted by: 18-1 at October 03, 2024 12:18 PM (oZhjI)

380 >Saw reports that Roy Cooper, NC's Democrat governor, is actively hindering things
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why would he do that

Posted by: Don Black at October 03, 2024 12:19 PM (/7KEl)

381 When I was in Kazakhstan, the sewer system at the old Soviet resort we were staying at couldn't handle toilet paper, so we had to put the used stuff in plastic garbage bags that the cleaning crew would pick up every week.
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Same deal in Odessa. When on the road you just shit behind a decaying commune concrete block house.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 03, 2024 12:19 PM (PGK1w)

382 380 >Saw reports that Roy Cooper, NC's Democrat governor, is actively hindering things
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why would he do that
Posted by: Don Black at October 03, 2024 12:19 PM (/7KEl)

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Why would FEMA actively hinder help?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, terrorizing teenagers with Michael Myers at October 03, 2024 12:19 PM (GBKbO)

383 The Biden-Harris response to North Carolina has got to be hitting them in the polls.

Unless the Media is just blocking all news out of the area, of course.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 03, 2024 12:15 PM (WPL6O)


That is exactly what is going on and I give it about 24-48 more hours before the poo-poo hits the air oscillation system. The big media isn't there so they can't take credit for having their guys "on the lines." FEMA is still fumble dicking themselves looking for hotel rooms. So there will be no real emergency until they say there is and it can be reported by the "right" people.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 03, 2024 12:20 PM (W/lyH)

384 364 FEMA says it has no money for hurricane relief.

This would not explain efforts to stop/prevent private, volunteer, supply/rescue efforts.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Because too many in this current regime basically want to kill the existing population directly or via neglect and replace it. All the language in academia, governments, media, etc. should alert you to this fact. Along with Palestine OH response, Covid shots and lockdowns, riots by their pets, allowing terrorists into the country along with common criminals from across the world.

The project on the left was to make whites pay for whatever assorted grievances and the elites paid for it because they want an ill educated subservient class to rule over.

Posted by: whig at October 03, 2024 12:20 PM (2q9aJ)

385 FEMA says it has no money for hurricane relief.


So, what would you say you actually do here?

Posted by: The Two Bobs to every member of FEMA at October 03, 2024 12:20 PM (oZhjI)

386 Why would FEMA actively hinder help?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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They want dead people and a Pro Trump region unable to vote in November.

Cooper is a vicious and nasty tyrant that deserves everlasting damnation for what he is doing in office.

Ditto for the Biden junta and all of their civil service underlings and ngos following their illegal bidding.

Posted by: whig at October 03, 2024 12:22 PM (2q9aJ)

387 Just saw (apparently live—OAN) Governor Desantis telling looters to stay away. Even if you avoid law enforcement, our citizens are armed to protect themselves.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 03, 2024 12:22 PM (PmqP5)

388
It's nighttime now in the Middle East.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 03, 2024 12:22 PM (iTNuP)

389 FEMA is still fumble dicking themselves looking for hotel rooms. So there will be no real emergency until they say there is and it can be reported by the "right" people.
Posted by: Diogenes


Do NOT fuck around in Appalachia.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at October 03, 2024 12:24 PM (zVeXI)

390 Well said Whig.
First Aid is exactly that, aid yourself first, then those about you. The "Organizers" will get there in time and in this disaster there will be a lot for them to do. But people will die today because there isn't anyone to provide the aid, and the organizers aren't organized yet.
Posted by: Diogenes
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I've done disaster recovery before--USAF Civil Engineering. My father before me in the US Army.

The role for the responders should be servant leadership where even the command structure needs to rely on its trained ncos and troops to do their jobs--not to be hindered by second guessing from command. Goes for police, fire, disaster relief folks, etc. as well.

Posted by: whig at October 03, 2024 12:26 PM (2q9aJ)

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