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Alex Dawson photography

Mondays amirite

No seriously: someone's got a case of the Mondays.

When do we gain that hour? (Answer: Not until November 3rd.)

Woman hears a disturbance in her pool. (IG)

Romney roadtrip.

Meet cute.

A couple fights for bedspace.

Quokkas are such sweet-tempered creatures that they'll even pretend they find jugglers entertaining.

An oldie: Man punches kanagaroo to get it to stop headlocking his dog.

Owning a pet has health benefits for the owner, including instilling a sense of calm and quiet.

Cat is impatient for dinner.

Mama cat is tired of waiting and will serve herself.

Posted by: Ace at 07:21 PM




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1 Yay! Cafe!

Posted by: Piper at September 23, 2024 07:21 PM (pZEOD)

2 Also, first. And thanks, Ace!

Posted by: Piper at September 23, 2024 07:22 PM (pZEOD)

3 I see the NHC is still calling it "Potential Tropical Cyclone Nine."

But other people are already screaming "Hurricane Helene!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2024 07:23 PM (Gy/o9)

4 Wait! I violated protocol! SPONGE!

Sorry, team.

Posted by: Piper at September 23, 2024 07:23 PM (pZEOD)

5 An oldie: Man punches kanagaroo to get it to stop headlocking his dog.

===

was the roo playing with the dog? why was it headlocking the dog ?

Posted by: runner at September 23, 2024 07:24 PM (V13WU)

6 3 I see the NHC is still calling it "Potential Tropical Cyclone Nine."

But other people are already screaming "Hurricane Helene!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at September

Poor Florida. Will prob be a cat 2. If it turns a little, it will be poor me. Prayers it doesn’t hit anywhere hard.

Posted by: Piper at September 23, 2024 07:24 PM (pZEOD)

7 Wait, there’s a hurricane? Guess we’re not paying enough taxes.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 23, 2024 07:25 PM (u73oe)

8 Alex Dawson photography... that word photography, I don't think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 23, 2024 07:26 PM (dGCAG)

9 Finn: *whisper* He still cries when he poops. Thanks for being cool guys.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 23, 2024 07:27 PM (lhenN)

10 Piper, don't apologize, fair and square you #1.

As for the rain clouds over the water, after watching so many Lemmings in Jackson MS panic and clean my store out of bottled water and flashlights over Francine plus personal and family history with hurricanes; call me when it actually rates a name. None of this "cry wolf" stuff.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2024 07:28 PM (Gy/o9)

11 was the roo playing with the dog? why was it headlocking the dog ?

Posted by: runner at September 23, 2024 07:24 PM (V13WU)

Kangjitsuroo.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 23, 2024 07:28 PM (UW5ES)

12 Kangjitsuroo.

You are thinking of Kajagoogoo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2024 07:30 PM (Gy/o9)

13 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2024 07:30 PM (fwDg9)

14 Its SEA OTTER AWARENESS WEEK!

Best week of the year!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2024 07:30 PM (V8VBX)

15 Just kidding in the Quick Hits thread, Don Black.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 23, 2024 07:31 PM (CEzQx)

16 Picture reminds me of Voyage Under the Sea

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2024 07:31 PM (fwDg9)

17 For those asking after Wyatt. He is fine.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2024 07:31 PM (I1GXe)

18 12 Kangjitsuroo.

You are thinking of Kajagoogoo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2024 07:30 PM (Gy/o9)

I cant stop laughing Anna!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 23, 2024 07:32 PM (UW5ES)

19 Those best friends are so fluffy!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 23, 2024 07:32 PM (cpM7S)

20 Very cool photo.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2024 07:32 PM (LkLld)

21 That first picture combines my fear of drowning with my fear of caves.

Posted by: huerfano at September 23, 2024 07:33 PM (VGOMa)

22 We were blessed with a gentle rain for most of the day. Great news for the gun ranges at the MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2024 07:34 PM (I1GXe)

23 That first picture combines my fear of drowning with my fear of caves.

Don't look up all the cave diving stories that went fatally wrong.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2024 07:34 PM (Gy/o9)

24 Interesting.

Local ABC affiliate is actually reporting on Macklemore's anti American bs. Even most progressives don't enjoy hearing a multi millionaire say f*ck America.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2024 07:35 PM (9qEvZ)

25 The doggie on the motorcycle is just adorable. The owners obviously love him/her.

Posted by: Tuna at September 23, 2024 07:35 PM (oaGWv)

26 Loved the Grizzly cub video. Then again, I have an affinity for grizzlies having spent a good portion of my youth running around Grizzly country.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 23, 2024 07:35 PM (WuJwx)

27 Thank you ace. Well chosen, enjoyable links.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2024 07:35 PM (u82oZ)

28 Leopard looks fierce even when slacking.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 23, 2024 07:36 PM (aXxgO)

29 Lol at mama cat.

"Okay, I've got the food bag over here... now what?"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2024 07:36 PM (hB7mE)

30 Anna Puma

My first wild cave was Mud Cave in the Ozarks.

Bad choice.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2024 07:36 PM (u82oZ)

31 awwww, fluffy best friends!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 23, 2024 07:37 PM (UWgy2)

32 Best friends doggies are just adorable

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2024 07:37 PM (fwDg9)

33 Owning a pet has health benefits for the owner,

Hilarious, and very well done.

Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2024 07:38 PM (LTIZV)

34
Owning a pet has health benefits for the owner, including instilling a sense of calm and quiet.

_________

Oh, yeah?

Posted by: Hadrian's Borzoi at September 23, 2024 07:38 PM (BkEzK)

35 Leopard looks fierce even when slacking.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna

Just give it the extra hour and back away very slowly.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 23, 2024 07:38 PM (cpM7S)

36 {{{Ben Had}}}

🐴 🎼 🎶 Good Evening! ♩ ♫ ♬ 🎶

Thanks for the update on Wyatt Earp. I was one of the ones that asked.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2024 07:39 PM (u82oZ)

37 That dog's paw is more than half the size of the kitten. It wouldn't even be one bite of an appetizer.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 23, 2024 07:39 PM (aXxgO)

38 That is a brave guy, surprising the Kangaroo didn't pull a knife on him

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2024 07:39 PM (fwDg9)

39 Scuba diving in caves. Yeah, I'll try that right after I cross flying in a wing suit off my bucket list.

Btw the way, what's the opposite of a bucket list, a sieve list?

Posted by: Paco at September 23, 2024 07:39 PM (njExo)

40 X is not loading for me. I must have upset Bob or Elon.

Posted by: Piper at September 23, 2024 07:40 PM (pRpzT)

41
Chihuahuas are psychotic. This is Settled Science.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2024 07:41 PM (BkEzK)

42 "A couple fights for bedspace."

Ahahaha! Now toss 'em a bedcover.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 23, 2024 07:41 PM (aXxgO)

43 Kajagoogoo - Too Shy. Complements of Anna Puma.

https://youtu.be/rkpG4XApJ28?si=PBgvvrHnXChoYqhZ

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 23, 2024 07:42 PM (UW5ES)

44 NaCly, dearest, My pleasure. He was amazing in the hunt for JT.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2024 07:42 PM (I1GXe)

45 Paco

Stuff I will never do sober or high list.

Kinda like explosive toxic chemicals I will not make in the lab. And I made a kilo of liquid hydrogen cyanide for one synthesis. But some chemicals are worse, like CL-20.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2024 07:42 PM (u82oZ)

46 >>Don't look up all the cave diving stories that went fatally wrong.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2024 07:34 PM

I read a book about it. It's why I have the fear.

Posted by: huerfano at September 23, 2024 07:43 PM (VGOMa)

47 Hi Ben Had!
Have you spoken again with JT?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2024 07:43 PM (HM3at)

48 Local ABC affiliate is actually reporting on Macklemore's anti American bs.

Diddy says hi. Lotta nervous people in the music space.

Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2024 07:43 PM (LTIZV)

49
Poor Florida. Will prob be a cat 2. If it turns a little, it will be poor me. Prayers it doesn’t hit anywhere hard.
Posted by: Piper at September 23, 2024 07:24 PM (pZEOD)

_________

Louisiana is falling down on the job.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2024 07:44 PM (BkEzK)

50 41
Chihuahuas are psychotic. This is Settled Science.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September

It’s good they weigh 5 pounds. Can you imagine that at 90?

Posted by: Piper at September 23, 2024 07:44 PM (pRpzT)

51 nurse, I haven't but have sent off lots of cards from the Horde to him. I will try to fit in a call to him next week.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2024 07:45 PM (I1GXe)

52 That dog's paw is more than half the size of the kitten.

He's still looking for the man that shot his paw.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 23, 2024 07:45 PM (m7sTw)

53
I've read that cave-diving is one of the most dangerous "sports" there is.

I think about 10 people die per year on average, and when you compare that to the number of such dives, it's a very high ratio.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 23, 2024 07:45 PM (w6EFb)

54 Can you imagine that at 90?

Used to date her.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 23, 2024 07:46 PM (m7sTw)

55 I like the cute doggie and pet pics as much as anybody, but when they are obviously staged they look a little too cute by half.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 23, 2024 07:46 PM (+xk3i)

56
Astros magic number over the Mariners is 2 and they're playing tonight.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2024 07:47 PM (BkEzK)

57 >>I read a book about it. It's why I have the fear.

Funny how different people have fears about different things. Heights are my issue. Like big issue, not underwater stuff.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2024 07:47 PM (LkLld)

58 45 Kinda like explosive toxic chemicals I will not make in the lab. And I made a kilo of liquid hydrogen cyanide for one synthesis. -NaCly Dog

I think that was the main ingredient in Hoppin' Gator beer.

Posted by: Paco at September 23, 2024 07:47 PM (njExo)

59 >>> Local ABC affiliate is actually reporting on Macklemore's anti American bs. Even most progressives don't enjoy hearing a multi millionaire say f*ck America.

Macklemore, Green Day, Tenacious D... a confederacy of douches.

I'm still surprised that I haven't seen a Rock against Trump album blow up huge on the music charts, just the pro Trump songs. Funny, that.

Posted by: LizLem at September 23, 2024 07:47 PM (VZIbF)

60 That roo video is priceless

Posted by: Accomack at September 23, 2024 07:47 PM (dJCmT)

61 "It’s good they weigh 5 pounds. Can you imagine that at 90?
Posted by: Piper"

The Chupachihuahua.

Posted by: fd at September 23, 2024 07:47 PM (vFG9F)

62 All re-runs, including the photo at the top.

Posted by: Born Free at September 23, 2024 07:48 PM (6kqgf)

63 My brother had a chihuahua that was like that. Luckily, he had no teeth. That may have been why he was always pissed off.

Posted by: huerfano at September 23, 2024 07:48 PM (VGOMa)

64 Cool. They painted that dog to look like a bear. Americans showing their superiority over the Chinese.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 23, 2024 07:48 PM (aXxgO)

65 Don't look up all the cave diving stories that went fatally wrong.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 23, 2024 07:34 PM


I read a couple of stories about divers trying to squeeze through tight spaces in caves and getting hopelessly stuck. That did it for me.

Posted by: Paco at September 23, 2024 07:49 PM (njExo)

66 Some folks like to make their own Black Powder for shooting sports - flintlocks, Colt Navy .36 revolvers, muzzle loading caplocks and similar.

I "know" it can't be set off via static electricity, for example. It's been proven... Yet manufacturing facilities have boom-booms fairly frequent basis. Nope, I just don't like certain processes. Not because of the odds, which might not be too bad, but because of the consequences

Posted by: Common Tater at September 23, 2024 07:49 PM (+xk3i)

67 JackStraw, right there with ya. I get that oh shit feeling even watching people doing things at heights. 16 hands is my limit.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2024 07:49 PM (I1GXe)

68 Lol is buttcracklemore still a thing?

Jeebus.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2024 07:50 PM (0FoWg)

69 Florida is full of underwater caves and people dive there a lot. Would avoid.

Posted by: huerfano at September 23, 2024 07:50 PM (VGOMa)

70 >>> Scuba diving in caves. Yeah, I'll try that right after I cross flying in a wing suit off my bucket list.

The Sega game Echo the Dolphin, where I kept dying in underwater caves because I ran out of air, cured me of ever wanting to do that.

Dead woman breathing, because I will run out of air before I find an air pocket: nope nope.

Posted by: LizLem at September 23, 2024 07:50 PM (VZIbF)

71 I don't think it's a good idea to have a bear cub come to your house looking for food.

Posted by: Accomack at September 23, 2024 07:52 PM (dJCmT)

72 RE cave diving:

At least they aren't taking tanks off to squeeze through a gap. That type of dive is a quest for suicide.

The image above, though, looks like it has lots of openings and space, so not nearly as dangerous. Even has natural lighting from above. It's like semi-cave diving.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 23, 2024 07:52 PM (aXxgO)

73 I'm serial, you guys!

Climate activist: "The next five years are make or break"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 23, 2024 07:52 PM (L/fGl)

74 JackStraw, right there with ya. I get that oh shit feeling even watching people doing things at heights. 16 hands is my limit.

Same. Some of the videos ace posts of people doing crazy stuff at extreme heights I have to pass on.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2024 07:52 PM (LkLld)

75 LizLem

One of the IgNobel awards last week was proof that mammals can take in oxygen from the rectum. So an alternative to a bulky air tank. But only solo.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2024 07:53 PM (u82oZ)

76 The 'roo looked a little shocked to get punched in the face.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 23, 2024 07:53 PM (FfSAJ)

77 Yeah, that guy is an idiot. You need to keep bears away from your house. They don't stay cute for long.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2024 07:53 PM (0FoWg)

78 57 Funny how different people have fears about different things. Heights are my issue. - JackStraw

Oh, I don't like heights, either. A "friend" of mine coaxed me into riding a wrecking ball, which he took up about six stories, and then, when he finished having his laugh, he let it drop about three feet at a time, jerking it to a stop, with each drop. Dick.

Posted by: Paco at September 23, 2024 07:53 PM (njExo)

79 JackStraw: Another GAINZZ benefit for me personally - true story - when I visited one of the more bizarrely impressive overlooks in Utah a few years back was surprised I became a little disoriented and dizzy. This didn't use to happen. Has to do with the horizon and visual cues to what is "up" and "Level" and the rest of it I guess. Vertigo. I discovered later for my part this was likely due to obesity or complications. It disturbs the vestibular inner ear governing balance.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 23, 2024 07:54 PM (+xk3i)

80 I don't think it's a good idea to have a bear cub come to your house looking for food.
Posted by: Accomack

We have bears all over around here. Last night my next door neighbor had one climb a full set of stairs to get to his deck and open up a cabinet that he stores his bird feed in.

I heard it ripping and tearing but I incorporated those noises into my dream.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2024 07:54 PM (WXNFJ)

81 By that time my lungs were aching for air.

Posted by: Mike Nelson at September 23, 2024 07:54 PM (63Dwl)

82 Paco, I would have puked on him.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2024 07:54 PM (I1GXe)

83 I'm not a mouth breather. Snorkeling or scuba freak me out. And I'm claustrophobic.

Heights do not bother me at all.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2024 07:54 PM (X+GEa)

84 It is also not a good idea to bring Bit-O-Honey candy bars into the Boundry Waters Canoe Area.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 23, 2024 07:54 PM (1FWWQ)

85 Salty Dog, yeah I think I'll pass on the rectum tank.

Posted by: LizLem at September 23, 2024 07:55 PM (qrQdK)

86 Funny how different people have fears about different things. Heights are my issue. Like big issue, not underwater stuff.
Posted by: JackStraw

Water is definitely my big baddy. I can swim fine and close to shore is okay. Boats, mostly okay. Get to indeterminate depth without a lot of structure underneath... nope. I guess even swimming took a while to work up to as a kid. Apparently I was impossible to bathe as a baby because you could NOT get water on my face.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 23, 2024 07:55 PM (cpM7S)

87 67 JackStraw, right there with ya. I get that oh shit feeling even watching people doing things at heights. 16 hands is my limit.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2024 07:49 PM (I1GXe)

Every time I see this, I laugh and remember my 17.2 Hunter. I looked like a weeblewobble up there. Probably the 85th time I have told y’all that - 😂.

Posted by: Piper at September 23, 2024 07:56 PM (pRpzT)

88 The thing I didn't like about scuba diving was looking up at the surface 100 feet away and knowing I would be drowned dead in seconds without the gear. Sure, I had buddies and training for malfunctions, but still, that's a long way to the surface. It ain't like swimming to the bottom of the pool.

Posted by: fd at September 23, 2024 07:57 PM (vFG9F)

89 Tonypete: "We have bears all over around here. Last night my next door neighbor had one climb a full set of stairs to get to his deck and open up a cabinet that he stores his bird feed in."

Um, yeah, no. I'm outta there. I am NOT dealing with bears. Rather go cave diving.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 23, 2024 07:57 PM (aXxgO)

90 Mens room at the motel restaurant where we go for Monday dinner was all done in front page news decoupage from when the place got built in early 70s.

The front page of The Cleveland Press in fall of 1971 announced with big 2 inch capital letters the easing of price freezes for auto dealers.

Nixon did it with an E.O. that year, as I recall. Freezing both "prices" and wages, an attempt to control the inflation that makes this 2020s stuff look like nothing.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at September 23, 2024 07:57 PM (BQnNk)

91 Funny how different people have fears about different things. Heights are my issue. - JackStraw

They say the only instinctual fears humans have are falling and loud noises.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 23, 2024 07:57 PM (L/fGl)

92 I half expected to see a dog behind the goats.

Posted by: javems at September 23, 2024 07:58 PM (8I4hW)

93 Recent years have shown the Vertigo has subsided. Although, I tend to stay away from the edges of cliffs moreso than I used to. And then muse, geologically speaking, while trying to get to sleep what the odds of a big chunk of mesa breaking off that I'm camping at while I'm sleeping and crashing into the valley below. Pretty unlikely, but .... possible.

The worst for me, would be on one of those spires in say, Monument valley. Hundreds of feet high. It would collapse whilst I was making the summit! I just know it.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 23, 2024 07:58 PM (+xk3i)

94 One of the IgNobel awards last week was proof that mammals can take in oxygen from the rectum. So an alternative to a bulky air tank. But only solo.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2024 07:53 PM (u82oZ)


This is one of the plot elements of Kilgore Trout's The Sirens of Titan.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2024 07:58 PM (D7oie)

95 Piper, how long did it take him to learn you were cueing him?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2024 07:59 PM (I1GXe)

96 The Sega game Echo the Dolphin, where I kept dying in underwater caves because I ran out of air, cured me of ever wanting to do that.
Posted by: LizLem at September 23, 2024 07:50 PM


Oregon Trail, where I kept dying from dysentery, cured my desire to explore traveling to Oregon in a ox-drawn wagon.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2024 07:59 PM (a3Q+t)

97 Animals are pretty good people.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2024 07:59 PM (LHPAg)

98 I don't think it's a good idea to have a bear cub come to your house looking for food.
Posted by: Accomack

Not as bad as Haitians but still . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 23, 2024 08:00 PM (L/fGl)

99 If you have bears bothering your house, just figure out where they actually want to be and leave your food garbage there.

IOW, pay them off. It's better to bribe them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2024 08:00 PM (0FoWg)

100 A year or so ago, there was a couple driving a rental car to Yosemite. A huge house size boulder dislodged somewhere high on a mountain on the road in to the park, and crashed into their car, killing them both. What are the odds of that?? I dislike this part of the random-universe. Or seemingly anyway.

The Park Service, for their part, warned visitors to "be aware of your surroundings" as if inattention on their part was the problem, I guess.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 23, 2024 08:00 PM (+xk3i)

101 82 Paco, I would have puked on him. - Ben Had

If only I had thought of that! It was a pretty rough ride. It felt for awhile there that my gonads had turned into gone-ads - beggin' your pardon.

Posted by: Paco at September 23, 2024 08:00 PM (njExo)

102 Trump was clever: at a stop for snacks, Trump picks a big bag of Utz popcorn and says he'll make sure it's at the White House. Sly.

https://x.com/MJTruthUltra/status/1838350298798068047

Old and busted: Kamala Doritos
New Biglyness: Trump Popcorn

Posted by: LizLem at September 23, 2024 08:01 PM (uNFae)

103 Having co-owned a number of Chihuahuas, I can state confidently that the problem isn't with the Chihuahua, but rather its owner.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2024 08:01 PM (a3Q+t)

104 They say the only instinctual fears humans have are falling and loud noises.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 23, 2024 07:57 PM (L/fGl)

Snakes and spiders, too. Even infants recoil from photos of them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 23, 2024 08:01 PM (0FoWg)

105 The Sega game Echo the Dolphin, where I kept dying in underwater caves because I ran out of air, cured me of ever wanting to do that.
Posted by: LizLem

I bought that game for my daughters lo these many years ago.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 23, 2024 08:02 PM (L/fGl)

106 Heights per se are not bad. Exposure (air all around) is bad for me.

Like going up a knife edge slab of rock jutting into the sky on Kit Carson Peak. Nope. Nope. Nope.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2024 08:02 PM (u82oZ)

107
...mammals can take in...from the rectum.

But only solo.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2024 07:53 PM (u82oZ)

*kicks rock*
Awwww

Posted by: peat bootyjizz at September 23, 2024 08:02 PM (NMT5x)

108 Oregon Trail, where I kept dying from dysentery, cured my desire to explore traveling to Oregon in a ox-drawn wagon.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2024 07:59 PM (a3Q+t)


It was more fun than the video game indicated. Why, when my great-great grandfather did it, only a small number of the wagon train wanted to hang the Captain.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2024 08:02 PM (D7oie)

109 Quokkas are such sweet-tempered creatures that they'll even pretend they find jugglers entertaining.

Wombat would have fucked him up.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 23, 2024 08:03 PM (Wnv9h)

110 94 One of the IgNobel awards last week was proof that mammals can take in oxygen from the rectum. - Kindltot

Well, damn! How do they get their noses in thar?

Posted by: Paco at September 23, 2024 08:03 PM (njExo)

111 100 A year or so ago, there was a couple driving a rental car to Yosemite. A huge house size boulder dislodged somewhere high on a mountain on the road in to the park, and crashed into their car, killing them both. What are the odds of that?? I dislike this part of the random-universe. Or seemingly anyway.

The Park Service, for their part, warned visitors to "be aware of your surroundings" as if inattention on their part was the problem, I guess.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 23, 2024 08:00 PM (+xk3i)
I’m sure we’ve all seen the signs ‘Falling Rocks Ahead’. That’s kinda specific.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2024 08:04 PM (LHPAg)

112 >>At least they aren't taking tanks off to squeeze through a gap. That type of dive is a quest for suicide.

There was a big reef in the area I used to teach. It was about 30 feet wide at the widest spot and the top was only a couple feet below the surface.

There was a circular shaped space in the middle of one part of the reef that could accommodate 3 people max and it was open all the way to the surface. At around sunset the light would hit the reef at just the right angle to light up the coral and bazillion little eyes of the reef shrimp and other critters that lived in the reef. We called it The Cathedral.

Only way in was a space along the bottom of the reef that was basically a tunnel that was less than 10 feet long to the room but it felt longer. You had to basically crawl along the bottom and your tank with bump the top of the tunnel the whole way. We didn't take new divers, not a good place to panic.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2024 08:04 PM (LkLld)

113 I would drive 500 miles out of my way not to have to drive over that high 5 travesty in Dallas. 40 stories. Not happening.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2024 08:04 PM (I1GXe)

114 While the Department of Justice has been working overtime to pierce President Trump’s immunity, Attorney General Garland’s lawyers are busy seeking to establish immunity for the United Nations Relief and Works Agency from a lawsuit by the victims of the massacre of Jews on October 7.

Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2024 08:06 PM (GITLP)

115 A year or so ago, there was a couple driving a rental car to Yosemite. A huge house size boulder dislodged somewhere high on a mountain on the road in to the park, and crashed into their car, killing them both. What are the odds of that?? I dislike this part of the random-universe. Or seemingly anyway.

The Park Service, for their part, warned visitors to "be aware of your surroundings" as if inattention on their part was the problem, I guess.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 23, 2024 08:00 PM (+xk3i)
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Was a coyote or a road runner last seen in the vicinity?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2024 08:07 PM (BpYfr)

116 I read a couple of stories about divers trying to squeeze through tight spaces in caves and getting hopelessly stuck. That did it for me.

Posted by: Paco at September 23, 2024 07:49 PM (njExo)

And you can easily kick up silt that blinds you to whats up down in or out. Even if you run a line, you don't know which way is out. No thanks.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 23, 2024 08:07 PM (UW5ES)

117 SMOD, this is the Bribe'em administration at work. SPIT.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2024 08:08 PM (I1GXe)

118 IgNobel 2024:

PHYSIOLOGY PRIZE [JAPAN, USA]
Ryo Okabe, Toyofumi F. Chen-Yoshikawa, Yosuke Yoneyama, Yuhei Yokoyama, Satona Tanaka, Akihiko Yoshizawa, Wendy L. Thompson, Gokul Kannan, Eiji Kobayashi, Hiroshi Date, and Takanori Takebe, for discovering that many mammals are capable of breathing through their anus.
REFERENCE: “Mammalian Enteral Ventilation Ameliorates Respiratory Failure,” Ryo Okabe, Toyofumi F. Chen-Yoshikawa, Yosuke Yoneyama, Yuhei Yokoyama, Satona Tanaka, Akihiko Yoshizawa, Wendy L. Thompson, Gokul Kannan, Eiji Kobayashi, Hiroshi Date, and Takanori Takebe, Med, vol. 2, June 11, 2021, pp. 1-11.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2024 08:08 PM (u82oZ)

119 The thing I didn't like about scuba diving was looking up at the surface 100 feet away and knowing I would be drowned dead in seconds without the gear. Sure, I had buddies and training for malfunctions, but still, that's a long way to the surface. It ain't like swimming to the bottom of the pool.
Posted by: fd at September 23, 2024 07:57 PM


Submariner trainees do that in the Submarine Escape Training Tank, informally known as the "Dive Tower".

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2024 08:08 PM (a3Q+t)

120 95 Piper, how long did it take him to learn you were cueing him?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2024 07:59 PM (I1GXe)

Not long, he was a TB so sensitive in general. But he knew his job and that clearly helped. He didn’t like being set up, he was very much a “listen, you make me nervous with all these adjustments. If you could just steer up there a little bit, I will do the rest.” It was a slightly different on the flat, our biggest issue was a counter canter, but that was probably way more me than him.

Posted by: Piper at September 23, 2024 08:09 PM (pRpzT)

121 >>> Oregon Trail, where I kept dying from dysentery, cured my desire to explore traveling to Oregon in a ox-drawn wagon.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2024 07:59 PM (a3Q+t)

Ha! I loved that game. Treks are a big thing in Utah, people trying to get in touch with their roots. They dress up like their ancestors from the 1800s and LARP on the trails they took by pulling handcarts or walking across the plains. It's a thing. I'm pretty sure they don't have to use buffalo chips as fuel, though, and get to use flush toilets at the end of it.

Posted by: LizLem at September 23, 2024 08:09 PM (622MB)

122 The Violent Take It by Force
The Christian Movement That Is Threatening Our Democracy
By: Matthew D. Taylor

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Onward Christian Soldiers marching as to war!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 23, 2024 08:09 PM (L/fGl)

123 I am currently rebuilding a pier in a large cove off the Cheasapeake. I look out across the cove and see the V shape of a wake but couldn't make out the source. Guy I am working with says it's a snake, maybe a moccasin or water snake.
NYC has lots of rats because there are no snakes. Lots of snakes in a swamp.

Posted by: Accomack at September 23, 2024 08:10 PM (+Bkka)

124 Duncanthrax

Do they let you take a rescue breather like the helo pilots carry?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2024 08:10 PM (u82oZ)

125 JackStraw: "You had to basically crawl along the bottom and your tank with bump the top of the tunnel the whole way. We didn't take new divers, not a good place to panic."

I'm not claustrophobic at all, but that would give it to me. I could dive. I could go into tight spaces. I'm never combining the two. Not even for a chest of doubloons.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 23, 2024 08:10 PM (aXxgO)

126 Ahh, I remember every spring when Dad would have to clean out the pool horses.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2024 08:10 PM (i24o9)

127 Political but fun...

Breaking911 @Breaking911
President Trump buys huge bag of popcorn at Pennsylvania supermarket

https://tinyurl.com/yc8xh7c4
21 seconds; large, I'd say rather than YUUUGE although might have been the pro-PDT Breaking911 guy making a joke it just struck me.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 23, 2024 08:11 PM (CEzQx)

128 Was a coyote or a road runner last seen in the vicinity?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

======

That's not funny.

Ok, it kinda is.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 23, 2024 08:12 PM (8AONa)

129 Having co-owned a number of Chihuahuas, I can state confidently that the problem isn't with the Chihuahua, but rather its owner.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2024 08:01 PM (a3Q+t)

Did you breed them for food ?

Posted by: anonymous commenter at September 23, 2024 08:12 PM (V13WU)

130 Went through a cave once in Mexico while diving at 110 ft. I could see the exit as a tiny pin hole of light. It seemed like it took forever to get to the exit. it was really not that much fun.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 23, 2024 08:13 PM (UW5ES)

131 I have seen "The Deep". Some scary shit down there.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2024 08:15 PM (I1GXe)

132 >>I'm not claustrophobic at all, but that would give it to me. I could dive. I could go into tight spaces. I'm never combining the two. Not even for a chest of doubloons.

I gotta admit I didn't love that part but once you got used to it it wasn't a big deal. The diving we did in San Juan Harbor on ships was a bit more unsettling.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2024 08:15 PM (LkLld)

133 "Submariner trainees do that in the Submarine Escape Training Tank, informally known as the "Dive Tower".
Posted by: Duncanthrax"

I'm glad somebody wants to do that kind of stuff 'cause I dang sure don't.

Posted by: fd at September 23, 2024 08:15 PM (vFG9F)

134 Hopefully, she's behind...


End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

Kamala Harris is outspending the Trump campaign by $5,000,000 every day.

She has the entire media behind her.

Hollywood, Big Business, Big Tech.

And yet she's still behind.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 23, 2024 08:16 PM (TGPs7)

135 On occasion, Commander Star Sprinkles and I find amusement in watching the Home and Garden network. It is all about people making horrid mistakes regarding their "dream homes," whether it is turning matters over to developers who are chosen more for their telegenic qualities than their skill at refurbishment. Also, none of them ever take into consideration the issue of property taxes, a rookie mistake shared only by members of America's Democratic Party. Werner does like Love It Or List It and the one set in Laurel, Mississippi, with the most beguiling young Southern maiden so typical of that region.

I mention this because I received a call from Ayn Rand, pitching a new H&G series, to be titled Flipping "Normal" Lebanese Houses With the IDF. It would be hosted by Gal Gadot, because if we are honest, all men would watch a week-long marathon of paint drying if she were the host. (One moment, Werner notes down something in his future projects notebook.) Werner feels that Ayn has a solid idea here. I am putting my current project, The Harlem Globetrotters Visit Salem's Lot and Kick Nosferatu Ass While Schooling the Washington Generals aside to tackle this new idea.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 23, 2024 08:16 PM (tmPIh)

136 LOL.

I've got Star Trek TOS on in the background on Canada's Sci-Fi channel; it's the one with the sweat disease that makes people go nuts e.g. Sulu sword time [not that type of sword time, pervs!] and the one crewman writing graffiti on the walls in red paint.

Kirk's in the turbolift going to the bridge and sees "sinner repent" written on the lift's doors and onscreen they've got it subtitled in Japanese characters in quotation marks!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 23, 2024 08:17 PM (CEzQx)

137 No seriously: someone's got a case of the Mondays.

Who knew you could skip building a Useless Machine, and just get a cat?

https://youtu.be/OraQ0lVJf8w

Posted by: mikeski at September 23, 2024 08:17 PM (DgGvY)

138 Love the umbrella for the doggie on a roadtrip.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, l'ombrello era importante at September 23, 2024 08:17 PM (qfLjt)

139 Looking up Taylor's book. Apparently it concerns the "New Apostolic Reformation" / "seven mountains". Dominionism! Theocracy! the Appeal to Heaven flaaag!
Looks like a load of sh!t, scaring boomer lefties into buying the book.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 23, 2024 08:18 PM (gKWVE)

140 Btw the way, what's the opposite of a bucket list, a sieve list?
Posted by: Paco


A _uckit list, so it rhymes.

Posted by: mikeski at September 23, 2024 08:19 PM (DgGvY)

141
Did you breed them for food ?
Posted by: anonymous commenter at September 23, 2024 08:12 PM (V13WU)


There's a special breed on certain Caribbean islands just for that purpose. I think they're called Chihaitians.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 23, 2024 08:19 PM (NMT5x)

142 Ben Had

Not Jacqueline Bisset underwater wearing only a white T-shirt for a top.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2024 08:19 PM (u82oZ)

143 I’ve done a lot of diving and NEVER had the desire to dive in a shipwreck or even into the mouth of a cave. No overhead…nope nope no pity nope nope nope. That gives me the heebie jeebies just thinking about it.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2024 08:19 PM (3Ope8)

144 In happier news, I suppose given that the band is postpunk, I recently stumbled onto Sad Lovers And Giants. "Things we never did" and "Close to the sea" are pretty decent if you're into early Sisters of Mercy type stuff.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 23, 2024 08:21 PM (gKWVE)

145 NaCly, yes there was that but ....

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2024 08:21 PM (I1GXe)

146 PHYSIOLOGY PRIZE [JAPAN, USA]
Ryo Okabe, Toyofumi F. Chen-Yoshikawa, Yosuke Yoneyama, Yuhei Yokoyama, Satona Tanaka, Akihiko Yoshizawa, Wendy L. Thompson, Gokul Kannan, Eiji Kobayashi, Hiroshi Date, and Takanori Takebe, for discovering that many mammals are capable of breathing through their anus.

REFERENCE: “Mammalian Enteral Ventilation Ameliorates Respiratory Failure,” Ryo Okabe, Toyofumi F. Chen-Yoshikawa, Yosuke Yoneyama, Yuhei Yokoyama, Satona Tanaka, Akihiko Yoshizawa, Wendy L. Thompson, Gokul Kannan, Eiji Kobayashi, Hiroshi Date, and Takanori Takebe, Med, vol. 2, June 11, 2021, pp. 1-11.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2024 08:08 PM (u82oZ)

Blow it out yer ass makes a lot more sense now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2024 08:21 PM (Ud7de)

147 >>I have seen "The Deep". Some scary shit down there.

That movie was filmed in two of my favorite places, Bermuda and the dive scenes were mostly filmed around Salt Island in the BVI near the wreck of the RMS Rhone.

Sadly, I never ran into Jacqueline Bisset.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2024 08:22 PM (LkLld)

148 Mister Ghost

All that spending does not go to promote Harris. These are Dems. A lot goes into their pockets for later.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2024 08:22 PM (u82oZ)

149 Ben Had

For you a minor part of the movie. For you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2024 08:22 PM (u82oZ)

150 @ 139; sure to show up in my local library, then

*spit*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 23, 2024 08:23 PM (UWgy2)

151 NaCly Dog: "Not Jacqueline Bisset underwater wearing only a white T-shirt for a top."

I memory etched in my brain. A great moment of childhood. Actually, it's still a great moment.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 23, 2024 08:23 PM (aXxgO)

152 JackStraw, Bisset's loss.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2024 08:23 PM (I1GXe)

153 A memory, not I memory.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 23, 2024 08:24 PM (aXxgO)

154 Not Jacqueline Bisset underwater wearing only a white T-shirt for a top.


Was the water cold?

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 23, 2024 08:24 PM (NMT5x)

155 Do they let you take a rescue breather like the helo pilots carry?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2024 08:10 PM


My first was a free ascent. The Steinke Hood had been introduced, but the tower was not an official part of the training. They were talking about moving to the SEIE suit in the early 2000's, but I'm not current on that stuff anymore.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2024 08:24 PM (a3Q+t)

156 & g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 23, 2024 08:24 PM (UWgy2)

157 131 I have seen "The Deep". Some scary shit down there.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2024 08:15 PM (I1GXe)
The Abyss.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2024 08:25 PM (LHPAg)

158 I don't think Bisset wanted to do that scene but it made her a star.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2024 08:27 PM (Ud7de)

159 Pro Diving Tip: When diving wrecks, if venturing into the interior of the ship, securely tie any hatches open before venturing through them.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 23, 2024 08:27 PM (a3Q+t)

160 157 131 I have seen "The Deep". Some scary shit down there.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2024 08:15 PM (I1GXe)
The Abyss.
Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2024 08:25 PM (LHPAg)

That was mostly James Cameron.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 23, 2024 08:27 PM (PDf99)

161 Had one of those "don't go into the light " moments in the water. I'll stick to water troughs.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2024 08:28 PM (I1GXe)

162 From the MSM. No conspiracy theories from the left I'm told.

"On the social media platform Bluesky, Willamette University history professor Seth Cotlar observed that the official @MyPillowUSA X (formerly Twitter) account tweeted an advertisement for its product with a posted price of $14.88. As the Southern Poverty Law Center explained, the number "1488" is a reference to the "14 words" slogan frequently used by neo-Nazis: "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children." The "88" is a reference to the eighth letter of the alphabet twice, interpreted by neo-Nazis to mean "Heil Hitler.""

Heil Lindell

Posted by: javems at September 23, 2024 08:28 PM (8I4hW)

163 Another new book out today.

Solidarity Is the Political Version of Love
Lessons from Jewish Anti-Zionist Organizing
By: Rebecca Vilkomerson, Alissa Wise, Omar Barghouti

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Right. Love.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 23, 2024 08:28 PM (L/fGl)

164

We had two teacup chihuahuas who were sisters. They were the coolest dogs we've ever had. They traveled with us everywhere. They weren't barkers, thank goodness, lol.

Truffles lived 18 years and her sister Roxie lived 15 years. We still miss them to this day.

RIP Roxie and Truffles.

Posted by: four seasons at September 23, 2024 08:28 PM (3ek7K)

165 My dad talked about the Momsen Lung, and some sort of huge tower, I think at New London, CT maybe, for submarine school.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 23, 2024 08:29 PM (7GnSI)

166 140 A _uckit list, so it rhymes. - mikeski

Motion seconded. All in favor? "Hear, hear!" Motion carried by acclamation Sound of big-ass Nancy Pelosi-style gavel hammering table.

Posted by: Paco at September 23, 2024 08:29 PM (njExo)

167 Goats on adventure..

What the 'el?

Posted by: nobody said it yet? at September 23, 2024 08:30 PM (DgGvY)

168 I don't think Bisset wanted to do that scene but it made her a star.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

She was super hot in Bullit, too. Bisset. Rhymes with "kiss it."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 23, 2024 08:32 PM (L/fGl)

169 Goats on adventure..

What the 'el?
Posted by: nobody said it yet?

Who's that clip-clopping on my rail?

Posted by: Low Rent Bridge Troll at September 23, 2024 08:32 PM (cpM7S)

170 Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio won't no scarecrow.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2024 08:33 PM (LHPAg)

171 Another new book out today.

Solidarity Is the Political Version of Love
Lessons from Jewish Anti-Zionist Organizing
By: Rebecca Vilkomerson, Alissa Wise, Omar Barghouti

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Right. Love.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 23, 2024 08:28 PM (L/fGl)


co-dependence

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2024 08:34 PM (D7oie)

172 Eromero, I swear even though we are the same age I haven't had 1/1000 of the cultural exposure you have had.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2024 08:35 PM (I1GXe)

173 I cannot fathom how submariners do it. I'd freak out. I couldn't even ride the "Finding Nemo" ride at Disneyland. Nor could I go on a "submarine" tour on Maui.

Nope nope nope nope.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2024 08:36 PM (KlzAE)

174 "Cuba dive? Didn't those honkies see Jaws?"
Quote that comedian...

Posted by: MkY at September 23, 2024 08:37 PM (cPGH3)

175

We had two Great Danes who were sisters at the same time we had the Teacup Chihuahuas. They all had the run of the house and got along great. No one ended up a Scooby snack, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at September 23, 2024 08:37 PM (3ek7K)

176 I cannot fathom how submariners do it. I'd freak out. I couldn't even ride the "Finding Nemo" ride at Disneyland. Nor could I go on a "submarine" tour on Maui.

Nope nope nope nope.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2024 08:36 PM (KlzAE)

Submariner's go down longer. It's the coming up for air that is tricky.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2024 08:37 PM (i24o9)

177 Nurse, I see what you did there.

Fathom, ha!

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 23, 2024 08:38 PM (NMT5x)

178 Lessons from Jewish Anti-Zionist Organizing

Don't bring your cell phone. Go with pagers and walkie-talkies.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 23, 2024 08:38 PM (gKWVE)

179 Both The Deep and Jaws were based on books written by Peter Benchley.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2024 08:39 PM (LkLld)

180 I cannot fathom how submariners do it. I'd freak out. I couldn't even ride the "Finding Nemo" ride at Disneyland. Nor could I go on a "submarine" tour on Maui.

Nope nope nope nope.
Posted by: nurse ratched

One of my grandfathers was a submariner in WWII. Wish I'd asked him more about that when I had the chance. Gotta believe he had some crazy stories.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 23, 2024 08:39 PM (cpM7S)

181 172 Eromero, I swear even though we are the same age I haven't had 1/1000 of the cultural exposure you have had.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2024 08:35 PM (I1GXe)
Darlin' you been all over, yourself, you don't fool me. I wish I knew half what you know, instead of this headful of useless trivia I know.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2024 08:40 PM (LHPAg)

182 162 o the "14 words" slogan frequently used by neo-Nazis: "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children." The "88" is a reference to the eighth letter of the alphabet twice, interpreted by neo-Nazis to mean "Heil Hitler.""

Heil Lindell
Posted by: javems at September

Some people have way too much time on their hands.

Posted by: Piper at September 23, 2024 08:40 PM (pRpzT)

183 We used to do a little demo of Boyles law when we were in the open water class. Take an empty water bottle and put the lid on it, then submerge to the platform at about 30 feet. Oh look, the bottle is crushed. Do the skills on the platform and before surfacing, open the bottle while it’s upside down and purge the regulator into it so it’s got just a little air in it, then screw the lid on it and ascend. Look at the bottle during the safety stop. Then look at it again on the surface.

Kinda reinforces the idea that you should never ever hold your breath.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2024 08:40 PM (3Ope8)

184 By: Rebecca Vilkomerson, Alissa Wise, Omar Barghouti

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 23, 2024 08:28 PM (L/fGl)



Let's see...Vilkomerson sounds like a variation of Dutch or German for welcome. Wise means...well, wise. And Barghouti already sounds anti-Semitic. Sounds like only one does what it says on the tin.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 23, 2024 08:41 PM (NMT5x)

185 Peter Benchley also wrote "Rummies"..

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2024 08:41 PM (I1GXe)

186 I distinctly recall how I became claustrophobic... but only if I felt pressure on both arms at the same time.
Pop sent me into the whistle at the end of the driveway.
It had silted up. Tied a little rope at one ankle and sent me off. I could hear he and his helper. I stopped up the trickle of water and it began to build up. I yelled. I could hear them laughing. Damned near drowned.
So the only thing I can't do is a full size MRI cause it presses on both my arms.
I did do a wild cave outside of Columbia, Mo while in college. I was fine until we had to squeeze through a narrow opening. No more, thanks.

Posted by: MkY at September 23, 2024 08:42 PM (cPGH3)

187 One of my grandfathers was a submariner in WWII. Wish I'd asked him more about that when I had the chance. Gotta believe he had some crazy stories.
Posted by: She Hobbit

Wow. I wish I had asked my grandfathers more about their experience in WW II. One was a Marine, the other Navy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2024 08:43 PM (/NJmz)

188 Adapting the strategy to survive the harsh Antarctic winters, Ass Breathing Penguins are able to alternately breath and poop from the same orifice by use of a specially evolved "cut out valve" that prevents backflow but allows for full velocity expulsion of the creature's mephitic effluvium.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at September 23, 2024 08:43 PM (vFG9F)

189 Neither of my grandfathers talked openly about the war. They saw really bad shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2024 08:45 PM (4Med0)

190 : Penguin Facts

EVERY zoo could do away with the penguin exhibit, and just list all these fun facts... to explain why they don't have a penguin exhibit!

Posted by: MkY at September 23, 2024 08:45 PM (cPGH3)

191 I saw Mephitic Effluvium open for Bloody Discharge at the Garden back in '73.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 23, 2024 08:46 PM (WXNFJ)

192 Who's that clip-clopping on my rail?
Posted by: Low Rent Bridge Troll

That famous trio was the Three Billy Goats Gruff, and this was a great puzzlement to a young Werner. Was the Gruff part a surname they all shared, or the title of a business venture that they had former, such as an LLC? If the latter, would there be a substantial market demand for the Gruffness they offered? And of what exactly would the Gruffness be constituted? Was it a description of their character and outlook on life? If so, was it a positive in their eyes or an expression of their self-loathing. Had others slapped them with this label as a feature of Billy Goat hatred? Was it, ach, Werner hesitates to say this, an assertion of their "orientation." IFYKWWMAITYD? Perhaps we should pity the troll? This has gone really dark, even for a Kraut.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 23, 2024 08:46 PM (tmPIh)

193 Wow. I wish I had asked my grandfathers more about their experience in WW II. One was a Marine, the other Navy.
Posted by: nurse ratched

I think I do know his best story... Was some gun crew position on destroyer escort and got his head bashed by an overheated gun. Went to subs after they patched up his skull with silver (I think) mesh. He was... enthusiastic... about fighting the Japanese.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 23, 2024 08:46 PM (cpM7S)

194 Willowed:

Was it (Southern) Whites who used the 'one-drop' to categorize someone as Black?

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la colpa e nostra

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The most recent known use of something similar was the "paper bag test" at HBCUs like VP Karmella attended.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you and your kids, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 23, 2024 08:47 PM (HbvSn)

195 Kitten is entering hour ten of chasing the catnip ball. She's gonna crash eventually, right?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 23, 2024 08:48 PM (kpS4V)

196 Mrs. E and I shamed each other into crawling through a 36" tube about 30' to get to a room with quartz all around. It was beautiful and we could only appreciate it when our guide stuck his miners light up. He did that because all of our flashlights went out before we reached that room. The three of us each had two. Then he mentioned the tube is filling up with water. We got out of there an hour later. Once was fun. Once was enough.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2024 08:49 PM (LHPAg)

197 Local ABC affiliate is actually reporting on Macklemore's anti American bs.

Diddy says hi. Lotta nervous people in the music space.
Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2024 07:43 PM (LTIZV)


They should be.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2024 08:49 PM (W/lyH)

198 Eris, you sure there is only catnip kin that ball?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2024 08:49 PM (I1GXe)

199 Kitten is entering hour ten of chasing the catnip ball. She's gonna crash eventually, right?
Posted by: All Hail Eris

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Yes, in approximately three years.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Feminism has failed you and your kids, patriarchy is the only thing that works at September 23, 2024 08:49 PM (HbvSn)

200 95 Kitten is entering hour ten of chasing the catnip ball. She's gonna crash eventually, right?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 23, 2024 08:48 PM (kpS4V)

That's some bender.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2024 08:50 PM (Ud7de)

201 161 Ben Had

Perks up!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2024 08:50 PM (u82oZ)

202 Kitten is entering hour ten of chasing the catnip ball. She's gonna crash eventually, right?
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Sure. When she's about 8 or 9.

Posted by: MkY at September 23, 2024 08:50 PM (cPGH3)

203 I guess the bottle explodes at the surface, CoJ?

Posted by: Accomack at September 23, 2024 08:50 PM (4c58h)

204 I think half of Lebanon has the last name Barghouti.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2024 08:50 PM (4Med0)

205 195 Kitten is entering hour ten of chasing the catnip ball. She's gonna crash eventually, right?
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Maybe next week.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2024 08:50 PM (/NJmz)

206 Again, Penguin Facts sowing discord and spreading misinformation. Xim/Xer should be under parental or institutional controls. We move forward, irregardless!

Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at September 23, 2024 08:51 PM (CV8a5)

207 Eris has a junky cat.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 23, 2024 08:52 PM (Ud7de)

208 198 Eris, you sure there is only catnip kin that ball?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2024 08:49 PM (I1GXe)
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I smoked it and all *I* got was a craving for Taco Bell.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 23, 2024 08:53 PM (kpS4V)

209 Mahomes
Allen














Everybody else

Posted by: Accomack at September 23, 2024 08:54 PM (4c58h)

210 One of my grandfathers was a submariner in WWII. Wish I'd asked him more about that when I had the chance. Gotta believe he had some crazy stories.
Posted by: She Hobbit

Wow. I wish I had asked my grandfathers more about their experience in WW II. One was a Marine, the other Navy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2024 08:43 PM (/NJmz)
***

My dad was on subs for most of his 20 years beginning in '37. Was at Pearl Harbor. He had epic stories, but mostly about the fun stuff. It wasn't until after I put on a uniform that he told me some of the more incredible stories.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2024 08:54 PM (W/lyH)

211 Eris has a junky cat.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Or it's training for the jellicle ball.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 23, 2024 08:54 PM (cpM7S)

212 Have a great night, everyone.

May you not dream about fearful things, but about fun.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 23, 2024 08:56 PM (u82oZ)

213 Talking about K-Mart shutting down, anybody remember Zayre's? It was a K-Mart-type chain back in the 70s.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 23, 2024 08:56 PM (6QBzo)

214 Everybody else
Posted by: Accomack

Who's Allen?

Posted by: MkY at September 23, 2024 08:57 PM (cPGH3)

215 Nein! The free expression of Penguin Facts must not be stifled. He speaks truth to Pinnipeds. If only one junior dolphin-like denizen of the sea hears and benefits from his wisdom, then it can be said that he is serving a youthful porpoise.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 23, 2024 08:58 PM (tmPIh)

216 Caldor

Posted by: Accomack at September 23, 2024 08:59 PM (+Bkka)

217 I remember Zayre's.
It was my go-to in my early days of on-my-owning.

Posted by: barbarausa at September 23, 2024 08:59 PM (enw9G)

218 Josh Allen, Buffalo Bills quarterback

Posted by: Accomack at September 23, 2024 08:59 PM (+Bkka)

219 Uncle was a tail gunner on B52. I wish i had talked to him about it. Another was in a Jap death march. Finally wrote about it in a letter to his daughters. Its an amazing story.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - welcome to the most joyful camps ever! at September 23, 2024 08:59 PM (UW5ES)

220 Posted by: Accomack at September 23, 2024 08:50 PM (4c58h)

It will rupture if you fill it with air and seal it at depth, but just putting a tiny bit of air in it and sealing it at depth just makes it swell up and look like some kind of plastic football.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2024 09:00 PM (3Ope8)

221 Someone turned off the fog filter on that scuba diving game.

Posted by: Crotalus Atrox at September 23, 2024 09:00 PM (25QY+)

222 Accomack
Thanks. I'm only a reluctant fan cause of Mahomes.

Posted by: MkY at September 23, 2024 09:00 PM (cPGH3)

223 My dad was on subs for most of his 20 years beginning in '37. Was at Pearl Harbor. He had epic stories, but mostly about the fun stuff. It wasn't until after I put on a uniform that he told me some of the more incredible stories.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 23, 2024 08:54 PM (W/lyH)
He had one hell of a career. One bachelor trip I am still allowed is Fredricksburg WW II Museum. I was once permitted the WW II Museum in NOLA but Mrs. E says too dangerous.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2024 09:05 PM (LHPAg)

224 Oh look! Preseason hockey is on. Go stars!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 23, 2024 09:08 PM (3Ope8)

225 5 possessions 5 touchdowns, Bills 34, Jaguars 3

Posted by: Accomack at September 23, 2024 09:09 PM (6cOjz)

226 Bo Loudon
@BoLoudon
🚨WOW! HINDUS IN INDIA ARE PERFORMING THE "HAWA" RITUAL TO PROTECT RIGHTFUL PRESIDENT TRUMP!

THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD WANT TRUMP BACK!

Yesterday, the streets of Japan were taken over by a pro-Trump demonstration.

Kamala wouldn't want you to share this!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 23, 2024 09:10 PM (TGPs7)

227 He's a documentation. You can trust him.

Western Lensman
@WesternLensman
“The Republican Party has morphed into something incredibly dangerous.” — Ken Burns longs for the return of a Liz Cheney led GOP, slams MAGA:
“Abraham Lincoln is turning over in his grave” — the GOP needs to “leave the MAGA base behind.”
Burns fails to mentions that there is only one party radicalizing assass*ns to take out their opposition political leader, and it’s not the GOP — but of course that doesn’t qualify as "incredibly dangerous” to Burns.
Bottom line — the Cheney/Bush GOP is what's being left behind; and that’s what Burns and the DC establishment they can’t handle.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 23, 2024 09:12 PM (L/fGl)

228 They need to unionize...

Andy Ngo 🏳️‍🌈

@MrAndyNgo
New York City, Sept. 20 — Trans foreign national migrant prostitutes staged a protest in Queens to demand the right to stay in the U.S. and do street sex work.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 23, 2024 09:15 PM (TGPs7)

229 Evenin'

I'm in Pennsyltucky for a week or two. Visiting family and golfing when it's not raining. Nice to get away from Babylon DC for a bit.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2024 09:17 PM (/Djer)

230 228 They need to unionize...

Andy Ngo 🏳️‍🌈

@MrAndyNgo
New York City, Sept. 20 — Trans foreign national migrant prostitutes staged a protest in Queens to demand the right to stay in the U.S. and do street sex work.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 23, 2024 09:15 PM (TGPs7)
Always look for the union label.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2024 09:17 PM (LHPAg)

231 What made Burns was that Sothren gentleman historian Shelbey Foote.

Posted by: MkY at September 23, 2024 09:17 PM (cPGH3)

232 Ken Burns? The Civil War Baseball Guy??

Posted by: davidt at September 23, 2024 09:17 PM (i0F8b)

233 227: Ken Burns is an effeminate pussy who makes David French seem butch.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2024 09:18 PM (/Djer)

234 @MrAndyNgo
New York City, Sept. 20 — Trans foreign national migrant prostitutes staged a protest in Queens to demand the right to stay in the U.S. and do street sex work.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 23, 2024 09:15 PM (TGPs7)

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It will be an enchanting addition to America's already-burgeoning Glorious Tapestry of Diversity.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2024 09:19 PM (WBQfF)

235 231 What made Burns was that Sothren gentleman historian Shelbey Foote.
Posted by: MkY at September 23, 2024 09:17 PM (cPGH3)

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And that Foote was me.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at September 23, 2024 09:20 PM (WBQfF)

236 Shit. Was just snarking. Did a search. He is the civil war baseball guy.

Posted by: davidt at September 23, 2024 09:21 PM (i0F8b)

237 New York City, Sept. 20 — Trans foreign national migrant prostitutes staged a protest in Queens to demand the right to stay in the U.S. and do street sex work.

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The Statue of Liberty says, "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses . . ." It says nothing about the fabulous.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 23, 2024 09:24 PM (L/fGl)

238 My father was US ARMY just after Korea and served in an Intelligence unit out of Fort Ord in Cali. His job was to get flown around in an Army helicopter (Sikorsky I believe) all up and down California to deliver the monthly launch codes to Nike missle bases along the coast.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 23, 2024 09:25 PM (TDvv2)

239 >>>Western Lensman @WesternLensman
“The Republican Party has morphed into something incredibly dangerous.” — Ken Burns longs for the return of a Liz Cheney led GOP, slams MAGA:
“Abraham Lincoln is turning over in his grave” — the GOP needs to “leave the MAGA base behind.”...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
--------------------

Here's an honorarium to stick up Burns butt.

Abraham Lincoln_ American Dictator

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pZG7snE7tU

Posted by: Braenyard at September 23, 2024 09:25 PM (10Lv1)

240 Trans foreign national migrant prostitutes staged a protest in Queens to demand the right to stay in the U.S. and do street sex work.

Ah, doing the sex work that American whores refuse to do.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 23, 2024 09:25 PM (mH6SG)

241 The Statue of Liberty says, "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses . . ." It says nothing about the fabulous.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 23, 2024 09:24 PM (L/fGl)

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Trump should campaign on getting rid of that blasted poem.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2024 09:26 PM (WBQfF)

242 236 Shit. Was just snarking. Did a search. He is the civil war baseball guy.
Posted by: davidt at September 23, 2024 09:21 PM (i0F8b)
Gen. S.D.Lee said the yankees would write the history of the war and he was right. It's still happening too.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2024 09:26 PM (LHPAg)

243 @MrAndyNgo
New York City, Sept. 20 — Trans foreign national migrant prostitutes staged a protest in Queens to demand the right to stay in the U.S. and do street sex work.
Posted by: Mister Ghost


Can non-trans US-citizen prostitutes do street sex work in Queens legally?

No?

Then hop a plane back to Phuket, ladyboys.

Posted by: mikeski at September 23, 2024 09:26 PM (DgGvY)

244
Trump should campaign on getting rid of that blasted poem.
Posted by: Cicero


It was stuck on afterwards just like all the other graffiti.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2024 09:29 PM (63Dwl)

245 Ken Burns makes Liberace look like Conan the Barbarian,

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2024 09:31 PM (4Med0)

246 Always look for the union label.
Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2024 09:17 PM (LHPAg)


Union gabel.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 23, 2024 09:32 PM (NMT5x)

247 234 It will be an enchanting addition to America's already-burgeoning Glorious Tapestry of Diversity.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September

May we file for divorce yet? I like being happy, and not in the fake Kamala way. I like interacting with people. I like bringing smiles.

This is just not conducive to any of that sort of thing.

Posted by: Piper at September 23, 2024 09:32 PM (QzINz)

248 First I've had enough of the one Kelce. Now I'm sick of both of them. They're everywhere now.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 23, 2024 09:33 PM (NMT5x)

249 Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s Wife Cheryl Hines Ditches Wedding Ring After Husband's Alleged Affair With Reporter Exposed

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A Kennedy being unfaithful? I shan't believe it!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 23, 2024 09:33 PM (L/fGl)

250 Ken Burns is just another liberal who thinks he smarter than everyone else. He lives in his white New Hamshire bubble.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 23, 2024 09:35 PM (D6PGr)

251 249 Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s Wife Cheryl Hines Ditches Wedding Ring After Husband's Alleged Affair With Reporter Exposed

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A Kennedy being unfaithful? I shan't believe it!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 23, 2024 09:33 PM (L/fGl)


I yam wut I yam! Where's me spinach?

Posted by: RFK, Jr at September 23, 2024 09:36 PM (aBgBM)

252 Ken Burns eats worms.

Posted by: Hawkeye at September 23, 2024 09:36 PM (i0F8b)

253 Ken Burns enjoys the stories and traditions of Haitian men. He interviews them while they are gangbanging his wife.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2024 09:36 PM (/Djer)

254 Ken Burns makes Liberace look straight.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2024 09:38 PM (/Djer)

255 Shit. Was just snarking. Did a search. He is the civil war baseball guy.
Posted by: davidt at September 23, 2024 09:21 PM (i0F8b)
Gen. S.D.Lee said the yankees would write the history of the war and he was right. It's still happening too.
Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2024 09:26 PM (LHPAg)

Shelby Foote kind of contradicts that. His Civil War documentation is better than Burns,

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 23, 2024 09:38 PM (D6PGr)

256 Got a whale's head on his roof
Got a bear in his trunk
And a crazy on his side

Posted by: Braenyard at September 23, 2024 09:39 PM (lA5hY)

257 Why am I supposed to care if a Kennedy was having an affair. He's a Kennedy! It's how they roll. At least he didn't drown this one.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2024 09:39 PM (/Djer)

258
Talking about K-Mart shutting down, anybody remember Zayre's? It was a K-Mart-type chain back in the 70s.
Posted by: Ordinary American


Yeah, Zayre's changed its name to Ames. Then died.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 23, 2024 09:39 PM (LCEO8)

259 Brain Worms>Ken Burns

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 23, 2024 09:39 PM (NMT5x)

260 I’m so old I remember when Dubya and Cheney were more worser than Hitler. They killed millions of poor innocent brown children in Iraq. And tortured people. And Abu Grahib. And wait didn’t he steal the 2000 election? Why yes he did. And he let all the blacks die in New Orleans post Katrina, cuz you know as Kanye said, Bush hates black people.

And now that is the good GOP according to the left?

Ooooooh kaaaay.

😂

Posted by: News Update at September 23, 2024 09:40 PM (6Hn1z)

261
Zayre's was the type of wonderful low-tier department store that had those .05$ nickel rides out front, and popcorn machines next to the cigarette vending machines.

Truly a wonderful time in a great country.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 23, 2024 09:41 PM (LCEO8)

262 I think Cheryl Hines would jail you if she could for climate crimes. I think she morphed into the Larry David wife she portrayed.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 23, 2024 09:41 PM (D6PGr)

263 An Uncle of mine had the wildest career I heard of in Vietnam, although none of his family knew much about til 30 years later. He was kind of a thug, so at 17 he was allowed to join the Army rather than get locked up. He was really good at tech and building radios though, so somehow he got attached as a a Radio Man to a Special Operations Group. These were 10 man covert intelligence teams that would just take off into the jungle and go up into North Vietnam for 2, 3 weeks at a time. And Do Stuff they never talked about.

But he said that actually was not the most dangerous job the Army gave him over there.

Posted by: Charlton Heston at September 23, 2024 09:42 PM (S6gqv)

264 Got a whale's head on his roof
Got a bear in his trunk
And a crazy on his side
Posted by: Braenyard at September 23, 2024 09:39 PM (lA5hY)


Ooh, awesome! Haiku style!


Whale Head on the Roof
Big Bear in his F'ing Trunk
Crazed Poon on his Side

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 23, 2024 09:43 PM (NMT5x)

265 262 I think Cheryl Hines would jail you if she could for climate crimes. I think she morphed into the Larry David wife she portrayed.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 23, 2024 09:41 PM (D6PGr)

She’d mail me for driving an SUV. But her living in a place and flying private, all good.

Posted by: News Update at September 23, 2024 09:43 PM (6Hn1z)

266
These are same gaslighting bullshitters who pretended to "miss the days of Reagan" when Shithead Bush was campaigning.

In fact, some of the "Never Bushers" loved to report to the Fake News they were going to "write-in" George H.W. Bush in 2004.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 23, 2024 09:44 PM (LCEO8)

267 255 Shit. Was just snarking. Did a search. He is the civil war baseball guy.
Posted by: davidt at September 23, 2024 09:21 PM (i0F8b)
Gen. S.D.Lee said the yankees would write the history of the war and he was right. It's still happening too.
Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2024 09:26 PM (LHPAg)

Shelby Foote kind of contradicts that. His Civil War documentation is better than Burns,
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 23, 2024 09:38 PM (D6PGr)
Foote is good, as well as my favorite Douglas Southall Freeman, who wrote Lee's Lieutenants.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2024 09:44 PM (LHPAg)

268 Dad New Dawn enlisted in the USN in 1947, did one hitch as a Bakers' Helper aboard the Valley Forge. Was there for the duration, at the "U-Turn" at the inception of the Korean War.

Separated after that 1st hitch, he went home to S.C., earned his GED, and re-enlisted, securing entry to Submarine School. He served aboard WWII era Fleet (diesel electric) boats, their "Guppy" follow-ons, 1st generation Fast Attack nukes..(Scamp, Snook..others), and after a heart attack, was set ashore having been Gold Crew aboard the John Qunicy Adams, the 2nd in class Polaris boat, right after the George Washington. Yep, full graduate of the Rickover School in Idaho Falls, ID.

After retirement, he started at a TINY Orlando FL start up. Orlando Laser Systems. Bought by Litton, and became Litton Laser Systems. From whence he retired (again) after sixteen years, rising to Senior Prototype Test Engineer.

Not too shabby for a dropout sharecropper from a (still, utterly and completely rural) South Carolina town. Starr, S.C. Entering and Leaving sign are on the same pole, still.

(...i did not inherit his Sooper Genius Math Brain)


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 23, 2024 09:45 PM (kQgoX)

269
Why are any of you believing that rfk/cheryl/ring bullshit??

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 23, 2024 09:45 PM (LCEO8)

270 Murphy’s Mart, Fisher’s Big Wheel…all gone

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2024 09:47 PM (4Med0)

271 Posted by: Charlton Heston at September 23, 2024 09:42 PM (S6gqv)

My boss volunteered to became a door gunner in exchange for reduced time in.country. That and not having to trudge through rice paddies . Apparently the door gunner wounded /KIA rate was pretty high.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 23, 2024 09:47 PM (D6PGr)

272 Diddy says hi. Lotta nervous people in the music space.
Posted by: t-bird at September 23, 2024 07:43 PM (LTIZV)

Rappers, so not music.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2024 09:47 PM (CmAvO)

273 Vietnam, cont’d - uncle said the most dangerous and stupid job was when they made him the photographer in a piper cub that was sent to scout enemy positions - just him and a pilot. He said theoretically he was supposed to be taking pictures of positions, but the real scouting came from the piper cub flying low and slow over NVA position, and someone else watching where all the ground fire was coming from, and targeting that. IOW, they were a great big sitting duck. He said he asked if he could at least carry a .45 in the plane with him, and his C.O. just said “why bother?”

Posted by: Charlton Heston at September 23, 2024 09:47 PM (S6gqv)

274
I'm pretty sure K-Mart's owners own BJ's Wholesale, which is semi-national. Regional, I guess.

BJ's is like low-tier version of Costco, or a big, giant Target in Costco's aisle style.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 23, 2024 09:49 PM (LCEO8)

275 Hey Jim!

How are you doing? Will we see you in Corsicana?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2024 09:49 PM (MIzYE)

276 Anyone heard of a low budget department store called "Roses?" They're still in business around here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 23, 2024 09:50 PM (Q4IgG)

277 Jim SND - that is an awesome story and your Dad sounds like he was a helluva man. Hats off to him.

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 23, 2024 09:51 PM (NMT5x)

278 Phillies win National League East. Beat Cubs 6-2.

93 wins, 64 losses. 5 games left to play.

Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2024 09:51 PM (GITLP)

279 Off old sock!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2024 09:51 PM (S6gqv)

280
That Sean "diddy" Combs "case" is Fed bullshit.

Where Are The "Victims?"

Same as Epstein. No victims. Just Fed "tales" of nameless, faceless victims.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 23, 2024 09:51 PM (LCEO8)

281 Ach, Ken Burns...not even a language as expressive as German can do justice to the abomination of his worthless, oxygen-stealing husk of a wuss. Werner remembers still watching an interview he did promoting his documentary series The Civil War. The beast recounted how, at the Gettysburg National Park, he tore his way out of the vehicle that transported his abomination and ran to the top of Pickett's Hill, weeping as he ran.

Klaus Kinski and I were watching this. I turned to him and asked, Klaus, what think you of this? He regarded me solemnly and responded It is much gay, Werner, so very gay. Nodding in agreement (when Klaus is right, he is right), I asked what then must we do? Solemnly once more, Klaus advised that we must find him and beat his fey ass. So much beating shall be necessary, said he, and I hope that we have the strength to do it.

We set forth on our quest to bring the justice to Ken Burns. It was not as hard as I expected. He was at a Quiznos profaning it by his presence. You know what time it is, Ken, I told him. He nodded, sadly. The thrashing that ensued brought great cheers and applause and Klaus and I were given the keys to the city. Good times.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 23, 2024 09:53 PM (tmPIh)

282 257 Why am I supposed to care if a Kennedy was having an affair. He's a Kennedy! It's how they roll. At least he didn't drown this one.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2024 09:39 PM (/Djer)

And was not even a REAL Sex Affair, she just sent him pictures...

Which, were probably already online anyway.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2024 09:54 PM (xaFKb)

283 I usually see Rose’s in rural areas in the south.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2024 09:54 PM (4Med0)

284 Affair, a far

Posted by: Braenyard at September 23, 2024 09:56 PM (lA5hY)

285 Damn Shame about Ken Burns...

His "Civil War" was a modern day Pinnacle of reporting/documenting the most painful years the Republic has ever seen.

But now, in the twilight of his life, he chooses (or was pushed cuz democraps are desperate) to make some ad hominem logical fallacy about Trump.

Very Sad indeed.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 23, 2024 09:56 PM (TDvv2)

286 BJ's Wholesale is a public company (BJ NYSE)

Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2024 09:56 PM (GITLP)

287
Are there any local hardware stores left?

I live in a "town," and my local hardware store has hooked up with "Do it Best," a co-op chain.

What the heck is a co-op chain? I dunno, but they probably had to do that to survive against Home Depot.

Other "local" hardware stores have joined up with the "True Value" or "Ace" franchises, for the same reason.

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 23, 2024 09:56 PM (LCEO8)

288 My boss volunteered to became a door gunner in exchange for reduced time in.country. That and not having to trudge through rice paddies . Apparently the door gunner wounded /KIA rate was pretty high.

I'll call bullshit on that. There was never any program, ever recorded, where one could volunteer for ANY position in country in return for a shorter term. Not Tunnel Rats. Nobody.

And no office of any grade, close enough to the line to actually see a "Door Gunner", ever had the stroke to take time of enlistment.

Your boss was a bullshitter.

Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 23, 2024 09:56 PM (7qE2k)

289 BJ's Wholesale is a public company (BJ NYSE)

Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2024 09:56 PM (GITLP)

It's also a public office, VPOTUS.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2024 09:57 PM (i24o9)

290
Anyone heard of a low budget department store called "Roses?" They're still in business around here.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


There was one of those in a Mall on the east side of Louisville, Ky back in the 1960's.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2024 09:57 PM (63Dwl)

291 But now, in the twilight of his life, he chooses (or was pushed cuz democraps are desperate) to make some ad hominem logical fallacy about Trump.

Very Sad indeed.
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 23, 2024 09:56 PM (TDvv2)

Once someone does a really great piece of public art, they should be honored and then sacrificed to ensure that their memory is never tarnished.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 23, 2024 09:58 PM (S6gqv)

292 Sadly, I never ran into Jacqueline Bisset.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2024 08:22 PM (LkLld)

That is something you would want to do slowly. And repeatedly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2024 09:58 PM (CmAvO)

293 Not too shabby for a dropout sharecropper from a (still, utterly and completely rural) South Carolina town. Starr, S.C. Entering and Leaving sign are on the same pole, still.

(...i did not inherit his Sooper Genius Math Brain)


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
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Jim, I didn't know your dad was from Starr. I know exactly where that is, even been through there a time or two. It's not that far from where I live now and even closer to my mother's home town.

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 23, 2024 09:59 PM (iZbyp)

294 Not too shabby for a dropout sharecropper from a (still, utterly and completely rural) South Carolina town. Starr, S.C. Entering and Leaving sign are on the same pole, still.

Great narrative, Jim. Thanks for that.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 23, 2024 09:59 PM (mH6SG)

295 My Oldest son got some really good work experience at the local hardware store. It's a True Value franchisee. He's going to be working there again until the Boeing strike is over and he can go back to work.

They love him and asked him to come back.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2024 09:59 PM (7/VSu)

296 Good morning (at least for me), everyone. In Abu Dhabi, UAE for the next two weeks teaching a class to sone engineers on one of our poorly performing programs.

At least there's beer here. And the hotel (Ritz-Carlton) has decent food. Last night I sat in the lobby reading and listening to classical piano live. Good times.

Off to work, don't burn down the place on the ONT.

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 23, 2024 10:00 PM (NVVHi)

297
ken burns can go horsefuck

Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 23, 2024 10:03 PM (LCEO8)

298 All the animals served up at this café all the time. Is this a Haitian café?

Posted by: mindful webworker - persona oblongata at September 23, 2024 10:05 PM (0dKQ2)

299 No o d

Posted by: Won't Get Fooled Again at September 23, 2024 10:07 PM (592Pr)

300 Jim, I didn't know your dad was from Starr. I know exactly where that is, even been through there a time or two. It's not that far from where I live now and even closer to my mother's home town.
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 23, 2024 09:59 PM (iZbyp)
I used to traipse around Starr a good deal too, back in the 70s.

Posted by: Eromero at September 23, 2024 10:10 PM (LHPAg)

301 BJ's Wholesale is a public company (BJ NYSE)

Posted by: SMOD at September 23, 2024 09:56 PM (GITLP)

It's also a public office, VPOTUS.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 23, 2024 09:57 PM (i24o9)


Ya kinda beat me to it. I was gonna say Kumala is the CEO. Cock Engager Oral

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 23, 2024 10:14 PM (NMT5x)

302 ...Hey Jim!

How are you doing? Will we see you in Corsicana?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2024 09:49 PM (MIzYE)



Be there, I shall, ma'am!

Now, onward, to yonder ONT!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 23, 2024 10:22 PM (kQgoX)

303 Cave diving? Pffft!

Try ice diving without a tether or safety line back to the entrance hole...only one fatality that day.
They managed to locate his buddy just as he ran out of air and they chainsawed an exit hole while he breathed from an octopus buddy regulator that had an airline long enough to reach him through a crack in the ice.

Filed away under "Lessons Learned"

Posted by: waepnedmann at September 23, 2024 11:47 PM (Z7DM9)

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