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On The ONT Where You Live

I want to make it perfectly clear that reading this ONT poses a huge danger to our democracy.

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Fido Friday: Good Girl


Punny

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Scene: Mossad HQ, earlier this year

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Bro got SLAMMED into the friends zone


Election update

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I love community notes

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Friends zone guy needs to take lessons from this kid


What the hell. More punny content

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Mere Christianity

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The disabled guy always wanted to ride in a super car


The lessons of history

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Another pager meme. There were hundreds this week

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Abandoned Soviet space shuttles


Tweet of the week

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Learn, lock & load

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Bitch of the week. Love how the judge tears her apart


Solzhenitsyn quote. Worth remembering

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The witch doctor is in

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This kid has more soul than Anthony Michael Hall in Weird Science


Old friends

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Charlie Kirk. I hear a lot criticism of Kirk. I don't really know why. I don't know Charlie Kirk, I never will. Frankly, I don't care. But I see him do something like this? That's good stuff.

Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 SPONGE!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 20, 2024 10:02 PM (FnneF)

2 Ahem!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 20, 2024 10:03 PM (hOUT3)

3 Top 10?

Posted by: Erebus- ex-Killer Whale at September 20, 2024 10:03 PM (elaR+)

4 Top 10

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at September 20, 2024 10:03 PM (w3u3d)

5 Well done HH!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 20, 2024 10:03 PM (hOUT3)

6 Yay, National Gibberish Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 20, 2024 10:03 PM (dZVON)

7 Ooo…Final four

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at September 20, 2024 10:04 PM (w3u3d)

8 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2024 10:05 PM (WXNFJ)

9 Hey, Weird Dave. How’s your theater “career” these days?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:07 PM (v6JzV)

10 So...on to other things

With regards to the 3 major SoCal fires burning in the mountains in my near neighborhood.

I have watched on various web cams...a vey helpful dousing of rainfall, hail, and actually a sprinkling of snow which should bring an end to the further destruction of these fires.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 20, 2024 10:07 PM (TDvv2)

11 here's the yearbook photo of the asian kid that got that girl's number:

http://tiny.cc/sfymzz

Posted by: brak at September 20, 2024 10:07 PM (NGHTx)

12 The driver crying….my heart.

Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 10:08 PM (p4NUW)

13 And feminists are explaining that Olivia Nuzzi was a victim, because she is 31, and RFK Jr. is 70.

31-year-old women have no agency when approached by a much older man, you see.

Kamala was a victim too.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 20, 2024 10:08 PM (uxCna)

14 Tonypete, you keep calling us “good people.” Don’t you know whom you are dealing with?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:08 PM (v6JzV)

15 Next up for the Russian Busan shuttles... refurbishing by Boeing to replace Starliner. They need something to get to the ISS before it's returned to earth.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 20, 2024 10:09 PM (VNX3d)

16 Had to stop to listen to that judge telling off that fat ho.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 20, 2024 10:10 PM (gKWVE)

17 I'M PRESIDENT NOW, YOU BASTARDS!

AND YOU'LL FIND THAT OUT FOR REAL ONCE I GET THIS NUCLEAR FOOTBALL OPENED!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at September 20, 2024 10:10 PM (uxCna)

18 13. 31-year-old women have no agency when approached by a much older man, you see.

Kamala was a victim too.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

I had 2 kids at 31, an house and a husband. Well sort of. 😂

Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 10:11 PM (p4NUW)

19 If printing money would end poverty, printing diplomas would end stupidity.
-- Javier Milei

BTW, I just noticed the "erty" letters in "poverty" are all in a row on the keyboard!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 10:11 PM (CEzQx)

20 Fido Friday: It was my priveledge to see a shepherd work his flock with a Border Collie when I was in Ireland recently. A thing of beauty. The shepherd controlled the dog with whistles. After the herd was moved to another pasture, the man turned to me and said watch this:

He commanded the dog to remain by his feet and again used whistles (only) to move the flock to another pasture. They thought the dog was working them apparently.

We all walked back to the village and then had a few perfectly poured pints. It was grand.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2024 10:11 PM (WXNFJ)

21 Evening all.
One of my favorite re-reads on the internots ovet the years was DM of the Rings. By Shamus Young.
A Twenty sided tale of a DM trying to to run a D&D game about the LOTR story using cut scenes from the movies.
Hella fun as we were waiting on the next instalment.
He was the first and best at doing LOTR cuts and sadly passed away recently..
His page was hella fun.

Posted by: Reforger at September 20, 2024 10:11 PM (xcIvR)

22 Thanks or the ONT WD. Is that doggie herding in Dems to vote for Kammiela?

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at September 20, 2024 10:12 PM (55Qr6)

23 Yay, National Gibberish Day ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura

This does not explain how it has been celebrated and used every day for the past 3 1/2 years.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 20, 2024 10:13 PM (vJiyU)

24 Give that kid a hat!

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at September 20, 2024 10:13 PM (VQaFy)

25 I watched an episode from the 1960's "Outer Limits" show called "O.B.I.T."

It's about an alien technology that allows you to watch anyone, any where, at any time.

And how addictive this technology is.

In other words, this predicted cell phones and social media. This is 2024 society predicted in 1963.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 20, 2024 10:13 PM (CHHv1)

26 Howdy Horde!
Thanks for the ONT, WD!

Great content - loved the dog.

Posted by: Iris at September 20, 2024 10:13 PM (n3DL0)

27 I read that Newsome made memes illegal this week. Do I risk jail because I enjoyed them?

Posted by: Posting Under Assumed Name at September 20, 2024 10:13 PM (CV8a5)

28 Scene: Mossad HQ, earlier this year
Followed by: "Wait. It gets better."

Posted by: GWB at September 20, 2024 10:13 PM (doQhm)

29 Thar be monsters here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2024 10:14 PM (WBQfF)

30 Methinks the special spot is the Russian space shuttle, aka the American space shuttle.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2024 10:14 PM (xCA6C)

31 Go COUGS!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2024 10:15 PM (nqSPo)

32 I read that Newsome made memes illegal this week. Do I risk jail because I enjoyed them?
Posted by: Posting Under Assumed Name

Your fine, however, Weird Dave needs to avoid cali for a while.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 20, 2024 10:16 PM (vJiyU)

33 The driver crying….my heart.

What a wuss.

(j/k, it was beautiful)

Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2024 10:16 PM (xCA6C)

34 I watched an episode from the 1960's "Outer Limits" show called "O.B.I.T."

It's about an alien technology that allows you to watch anyone, any where, at any time.

And how addictive this technology is.

In other words, this predicted cell phones and social media. This is 2024 society predicted in 1963.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 20, 2024 10:13 PM (CHHv1)

They were all watching pron, right?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2024 10:16 PM (0eaVi)

35 Hey, Nurse.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:16 PM (v6JzV)

36 29 Thar be monsters here.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at

Here here? Or in general? If here, how did they get in? What happened to security?

Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 10:16 PM (p4NUW)

37 Yesterday, I got on Vox Day's website just to see what he thought of Israel's blowing up Hezbollah terrorists.

I was not disappointed. Lots of "EVIL JOOOOS!!!!" and "Poor innocent Muslims!" I'm surprised he didn't work in an opportunity to simp for China.

He did have one insightful comment near the end, though: to wit, this ought to be a permanent rebuke to transhumanism. Does anyone witnessing this episode really want a chip or neuralink implanted in their brain? I think not.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 20, 2024 10:16 PM (lHPJf)

38 You'd be one sour kraut.

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Ever make a Belgian waffle?

Posted by: Kaiser Wilhelm II at September 20, 2024 10:17 PM (WBQfF)

39 Go COUGS!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Ladies and Gentlemen, this person is a saint!

Posted by: Some Rat at September 20, 2024 10:17 PM (vJiyU)

40 The guitar player must have been watching old BB King videos o YT. He looks about 8, but plays like an adult.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2024 10:17 PM (xCA6C)

41 Yay, National Gibberish Day ONT!

That's right, Gabby Johnson . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 20, 2024 10:17 PM (TSQkU)

42
A guy getting friend zoned is a loser, but when it happens to Tay Tay it makes her career.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 10:18 PM (BkEzK)

43 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 20, 2024 10:18 PM (wrXPz)

44 I'm appearing in a musical for charity in December at one of the local community theaters. Rehearsals just started. I was at rehearsal tonight in fact.

Posted by: Weirddave at September 20, 2024 10:18 PM (df/te)

45 As to the Soviet space shuttles...
When we visited the part of the Air & Space museum out by Dulles during last year's NoVaMoMe, SiD and I talked about this. It would be a cool field trip. Except for the traveling to a third world country and stuff.

Posted by: GWB at September 20, 2024 10:19 PM (doQhm)

46 Hey, Puddleglum.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:19 PM (v6JzV)

47 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 20, 2024 10:13 PM (CHHv1)


I don't think I've ever watched the original The Outer Limits episodes.

I have watched some from the '90s reboot, but, with few exceptions, they sucked.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 20, 2024 10:19 PM (lHPJf)

48 I'm appearing in a musical for charity in December at one of the local community theaters.

Not to worry. We're an accepting, non-judgemental lot here.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2024 10:20 PM (xCA6C)

49 Scarecrow looks like a giant spider.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2024 10:20 PM (63Dwl)

50 44 I'm appearing in a musical for charity in December at one of the local community theaters

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If you need groceries, the Horde will step. You don't need to sing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2024 10:20 PM (WBQfF)

51 44 Cool. What’s the musical, WD?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:20 PM (v6JzV)

52 Solzhenitsyn quote. Worth remembering

I remember reading that quoted part the first time after I bought the paperback when it first came out in English in the summer of '74. That quote always stuck with me, made me kind of not feel sorry for the Russian people as one thinks one would. But then Russians were used to a strong man rule in the tsars and Catherine. Then Lenin/Dzerzhinsky/Stalin saw to it the Russian populace were cowed after the Soviets won the Civil War.

Kill a commy for Mommy.

Posted by: RickZ at September 20, 2024 10:21 PM (gKDq2)

53 If you need groceries, the Horde will step. You don't need to sing.

Eh, I'm going to insist on a bit of tap, though.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2024 10:21 PM (xCA6C)

54 @34 Kind of, for 1963.

"The machines are EVERYWHERE! Oh you'll find them all, you're a zealous people. And you'll make a great show of smashing a few of them, but for every one you destroy hundreds of others will be built. And they will demoralize you, break your spirits, create such rifts and tensions in your society that no one will be able to repair them! Oh, you're a savage, despairing planet; and when we come here to live, you friendless, demoralized flotsam will fall without even a single shot being fired."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 20, 2024 10:21 PM (CHHv1)

55 Up.

Step up.

Oh forget it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2024 10:21 PM (WBQfF)

56 Hey, WD! Will you give us a couple of takes at the TxMoMe?

Rapt attention will be paid!

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 20, 2024 10:21 PM (TSQkU)

57 Substitute "China" for "alien monsters" and there you are.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 20, 2024 10:21 PM (CHHv1)

58 Hey, Archimedes.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:22 PM (v6JzV)

59 Bitch of the week.

Standing ovation. And that woman looked like she had never in her life ever been told she was less than perfect.

Posted by: GWB at September 20, 2024 10:22 PM (doQhm)

60 The guitar player must have been watching old BB King videos o YT. He looks about 8, but plays like an adult.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2024 10:17 PM (xCA6C)

My guess is he is vamping to a recorded track.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2024 10:22 PM (eaycV)

61 Hey, Archimedes.

Howdy.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2024 10:23 PM (xCA6C)

62 Hey, WD! Will you give us a couple of takes at the TxMoMe?

Rapt attention will be paid!
Posted by: LRob in OK at September 20, 2024 10:21 PM (TSQkU)

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I want something I can dance to.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2024 10:23 PM (WBQfF)

63 As to the Soviet space shuttles...
When we visited the part of the Air & Space museum out by Dulles during last year's NoVaMoMe, SiD and I talked about this. It would be a cool field trip. Except for the traveling to a third world country and stuff.
Posted by: GWB at September 20, 2024 10:19 PM (doQhm)

When we went to the Air & Space museum DC wasn't that bad

Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2024 10:23 PM (D7oie)

64 Now I'm watching the "Outer Limits" episode that terrified me as a kid and is still the most frightening show ever broadcast, to the point where the actual producers thought, "We shouldn't air this."

"Corpus Earthling."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 20, 2024 10:25 PM (CHHv1)

65 Yesterday, I got on Vox Day's website just to see what he thought of Israel's blowing up Hezbollah terrorists.

For anyone that cares ... and you really shouldn't ... I landed at Tel Aviv on 10/7 - at about 9:00 AM local. Second time in country - to head to Ashkalon - or however they spell it. That's how it sounds.

Point being - I'm not a big fan of being in Israel - even before the attack. You don't see big constructions crews of Jews pouring concrete. That's all Muslims. You see big billboards of dudes with beards selling bibles everywhere, though.

One side was trying to kidnap people that looked like me. The other side took about twelve hours to wrap their heads around the idea that this time the cheap labor wasn't fucking around.

Yet the idiots just rented me a hotel room - while the other side wanted me as a bargaining chip. And that, my friends, is Israel.

Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 20, 2024 10:25 PM (DS1jn)

66 The wife and I are off to the Va Beach Oceana NAS for the air show Saturday and Sunday. My wife's "nephew" is one of the F-18 pilots for the Rhino Demo team.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2024 10:25 PM (xCA6C)

67 44 I'm appearing in a musical for charity in December at one of the local community theaters. Rehearsals just started. I was at rehearsal tonight in fact.
--------
As a singing Hitler or a dancing Hitler??

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 10:25 PM (CEzQx)

68
Oh, you're a savage, despairing planet; and when we come here to live, you friendless, demoralized flotsam will fall without even a single shot being fired."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

I can't NOT watch it!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2024 10:26 PM (63Dwl)

69 For any person of Logic and common sense,

The last 3 years of Democratic rule which has included the almost non-stop "Lawfare" and DOJ appointed indictment's in various states to attempt to "CRIMINALIZE the very existence of DONALD J. TRUMP have for the most part FAILED because they are ALL LIES and POLITICAL SUBTRUFUGE!! The Democrates are WEAK and have only these plays to make. Time we take them out.

You should all know this by now...




Posted by: Nightwatch at September 20, 2024 10:26 PM (TDvv2)

70 Hey, Archimedes, don’t you live in NoVa, like me?

Any chance the two of us could meet up some time?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:27 PM (v6JzV)

71 re Sword on US Trench Shotgun -

That is not a sword. It is a standard US WW1- and early WW2- issue M1905 bayonet. It had a 16" blade. Believe it or not!

https://tinyurl.com/fzue8k68

Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 10:27 PM (aBgBM)

72 Tonypete, you keep calling us “good people.” Don’t you know whom you are dealing with?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I am an incurable optimist.

xoxoxo

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2024 10:27 PM (WXNFJ)

73 Tonypete, understood.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:28 PM (v6JzV)

74 Hey, Archimedes, don’t you live in NoVa, like me?

Any chance the two of us could meet up some time?

Sure thing. I'm not very good at making the MoMees.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2024 10:29 PM (xCA6C)

75 Kid with phone is smooth, but guitar kid might get more poon.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 20, 2024 10:29 PM (ufFY8)

76 That is not a sword. It is a standard US WW1- and early WW2- issue M1905 bayonet. It had a 16" blade. Believe it or not!

https://tinyurl.com/fzue8k68
Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 10:27 PM (aBgBM)

If... if, I had one. I'd complain about the previous owner idiot who sharpened the whole blade.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2024 10:29 PM (0eaVi)

77 What if instead of a sword, that shotgun has a poisonous pen affixed to the end of it?

Posted by: The Atlantic Monthly at September 20, 2024 10:30 PM (MpuTt)

78 Mateer looks legit. He won't be a Coug next year....sigh.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 20, 2024 10:30 PM (vJiyU)

79 For any person of Logic and common sense,

40% of the country went for Carter - even after watching hostages held on live TV for quite a while - lining up on even / odd days in some areas to get gas - and crime much, much worse than now with a populace that wasn't armed in public.

Seriously - we live in the Golden Age of private firearm ownership. Largely because of how shitty everything went during Carter.

And yet ... 40% voted for him, with Anderson splitting the vote probably more away from Carter than Reagan ... he pulled ten points.

And that's back in the dawn of the 80s. You know - that era certain folks here swear was the apex of Pax Americana. When the electorate was "sane".

Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 20, 2024 10:31 PM (DS1jn)

80 For all you true Republicans..

Gotta like how the ISRAELIES take care of business with their foes.

We need to learn...quickly.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 20, 2024 10:31 PM (TDvv2)

81 Playing like he's got three wives and a mortgage.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 10:31 PM (kLJmv)

82 74 Archimedes, Doof, Piper, Bluebell, and Sharon all have my e-mail, and I give them all permission to share it with you.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:32 PM (v6JzV)

83 60 The guitar player must have been watching old BB King videos o YT. He looks about 8, but plays like an adult.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2024 10:17 PM (xCA6C)

My guess is he is vamping to a recorded track.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2024 10:22 PM (eaycV)

That was my guess, too. Either that, or the whole thing is entirely AI created. These days I'm never sure.

If it's really him playing, I wonder where the accompaniment is coming from?

Posted by: BillyD at September 20, 2024 10:32 PM (Yt3ED)

84 The sword-bayonet so generously given me by AOP for my SMLE [including scabbard!].

The Pattern 1907 bayonet, officially called the Sword bayonet, pattern 1907 (Mark I), is an out-of-production British bayonet designed to be used with the Short Magazine Lee Enfield (SMLE) rifle. The Pattern 1907 bayonet was used by the British and Commonwealth forces throughout both the First and Second World Wars.

https://tinyurl.com/vjxm5mws

Length 21-3⁄4 in (550 mm)
Blade length 17 in (430 mm)

Thank you, again BTW.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 10:32 PM (CEzQx)

85 For all you true Republicans..

Gotta like how the ISRAELIES take care of business with their foes.

We need to learn...quickly.
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 20, 2024 10:31 PM (TDvv2)

Foes?! No, they're our friends across the aisle. You people on the other hand....

Posted by: GOPe at September 20, 2024 10:33 PM (0eaVi)

86 What happened to security?
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 10:16 PM (p4NUW)

Someone put that Pepsico/Secret Service lady in charge.

Posted by: GWB at September 20, 2024 10:34 PM (doQhm)

87 Thank you, again BTW.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 10:32 PM (CEzQx)

You're welcome, Andy. It has gone to a good home.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2024 10:34 PM (eaycV)

88 Gee, just found this paragraph in my Pattern 1907 Wiki...

Model 1917 bayonet
Main article: M1917 bayonet
Upon their entry into World War I, the United States military adapted the Pattern 1914 Enfield rifle to the .30-06 Springfield cartridge to make up for shortfalls in production of the Model 1903 Springfield rifles, creating the substitute standard Model 1917 Enfield rifle. To accompany the M1917 rifle, the United States simply adopted the Pattern 1913 bayonet as the Model 1917 bayonet. Over 2,000,000 Model 1917 bayonets were manufactured in the United States during the war, including 545,000 Pattern 1913 bayonets manufactured for but not delivered to the British military, that were simply re-stamped as Model 1917 bayonets. The Model 1917 bayonet was adopted unchanged to be used with United States Army combat shotguns. After the war, the M1917 bayonet was retained for use with combat shotguns, and remained in United States service until the 1980s.[5][10][11]

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 10:35 PM (CEzQx)

89 One of my favorite re-reads on the internots ovet the years was DM of the Rings. By Shamus Young.
A Twenty sided tale of a DM trying to to run a D&D game about the LOTR story using cut scenes from the movies.
Hella fun as we were waiting on the next instalment.
He was the first and best at doing LOTR cuts and sadly passed away recently..
His page was hella fun.

Posted by: Reforger at September 20, 2024 10:11 PM (xcIvR)
----
Classic. Hilarious.

Darths and Droids is even better.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 20, 2024 10:35 PM (BpYfr)

90 25 I watched an episode from the 1960's "Outer Limits" show called "O.B.I.T."

It's about an alien technology that allows you to watch anyone, any where, at any time.

And how addictive this technology is.

In other words, this predicted cell phones and social media. This is 2024 society predicted in 1963.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 20, 2024 10:13 PM (CHHv1)


That episode takes a while to get going but the last 2/3 is frightening. Especially given the tech we have today, as you said.

If you haven't watched the original Outer Limits episodes, give them a try if you can find them cheap. Some episodes are duds but most are good-to-terrific, IMHO.

And as with the original Twilight Zone episodes, you can see many, many big stars and long-time character actors near the start of their careers.

Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 10:36 PM (aBgBM)

91 I don't know if 1500 years would be considered suddenly.

Russian Empire less than 200 years though.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 10:36 PM (jNAzB)

92 When I was doing HPDE (high performance driving events) while near Laguna Seca, CA we'd occasionally take underprivileged and handicapped kids for rides.

Not racing... but quick enough to illicit a response from some of the more uncommunicative ones. Most of the time they'd start squealing and laughing... "go faster" was a common refrain. For many of them it was their first experience outside their protective care.

You can't help but get a bit teary eyed.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2024 10:36 PM (Q4IgG)

93 Now the special teams and defense have decided to take the night off.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 20, 2024 10:37 PM (vJiyU)

94 I quit following baseball a long time ago but this caught my attention today. A Japanese player named Shohei Ohtani, designated hitter playing this season for the Dodgers, set a major league season record last night. He has hit 51 home runs and stolen 51 bases this season, so far.

He had a game of a lifetime doing it last night. He was 6 for 6 at the plate with 10 runs batted in, 3 home runs and two stolen bases.

And, oh yeah, he's a pitcher normally. He pitched for three and a half or so seasons with the A's. Had a record of 38 and 19 with an era of 3.01. He would normally pitch in rotation and bat designated when not pitching I assume. He hasn't pitched this season due to injury.

Got a long was to go to catch the Babe though.

Posted by: javems at September 20, 2024 10:37 PM (8I4hW)

95 disabled guy always wanted to ride in a super car

Damn. A little dusty in here.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 20, 2024 10:38 PM (mH6SG)

96 92 Laguna Seca. Some good memories there.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:38 PM (v6JzV)

97 Democracy. AKA dictatorship of the majority.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2024 10:39 PM (W/lyH)

98 According to the paper of record, the Babylon Bee reports Governor Abbott has declared Texas a Sanctuary State for Memers. Whew!

Posted by: All Is Well at September 20, 2024 10:39 PM (CV8a5)

99 The wife and I are off to the Va Beach Oceana NAS for the air show Saturday and Sunday. My wife's "nephew" is one of the F-18 pilots for the Rhino Demo team.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 20, 2024 10:25 PM (xCA6C)

Wave hi if you're anywhere in Chesapeake!
(We aren't going this year, but it's a great time. Except for the parking.)

Posted by: GWB at September 20, 2024 10:40 PM (doQhm)

100 Russian Empire less than 200 years though.

Romanovs lasted 300 years - their dynasty started after the Russians kicked the Poles out of Moscow.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at September 20, 2024 10:40 PM (uxCna)

101 79

Nice try...I lived that time in the NAVY and Carter was a total PUSSY...REPEAT...TOTAL PUSSY (is he not dead yet?)
Reagan, with his sub-channel threat to Iran right before his inauguration that the hostages be released or he on his first day in office would nuke their dirty bedsheet asses into a parking lot...."WWwweeelll"

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 20, 2024 10:41 PM (TDvv2)

102 He would normally pitch in rotation and bat designated when not pitching I assume.

Don Drysdale would pinch-hit on occasion.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at September 20, 2024 10:41 PM (uxCna)

103 Greg Price @greg_price11 5h
You can't make this up.

Jake Tapper asked Kamala Senior Adviser and former Atlanta Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms why Kamala isn't doing more interviews.

Her response: "She's a very busy person."

Greg Price @greg_price11 2h
A particularly comical talking point that has emerged in Kamala's stump speeches is when she rips on what she calls the "Trump sales tax." -- She's referring to his tariffs, which the Biden-Harris admin kept in place and expanded.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 10:41 PM (CEzQx)

104 Bitch of the week. Love how the judge tears her apart

SMH. Judge on "Who's Yo Daddy" court was very right.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 20, 2024 10:42 PM (ynpvh)

105 13 And feminists are explaining that Olivia Nuzzi was a victim, because she is 31, and RFK Jr. is 70.

31-year-old women have no agency when approached by a much older man, you see.

Kamala was a victim too.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

He's a Kennedy, so he's probably rich, or at least has a trust fund. Are these feminists stupid or something? That's a rhetorical question. Of course they're stupid.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 20, 2024 10:42 PM (0Htd1)

106
When I was doing HPDE (high performance driving events) while near Laguna Seca, CA we'd occasionally take underprivileged and handicapped kids for rides.

__________

I was at a dog show in Indiana when a group of profoundly retarded patients arrived on an outing. The dogs who met them were extra gentle and you could see these unfortunates eyes light up when they were greeted. It was very touching.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 10:42 PM (BkEzK)

107 @90 Many of the 60's "Outer Limits" shows were 30 minutes bloated into an hour. (I'm looking at you, "Zanti Misfits".) But when they hit, they hit.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 20, 2024 10:42 PM (CHHv1)

108 Democracy. AKA dictatorship of the majority.
Posted by: Diogenes

Dictatorship of the megaphone?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 20, 2024 10:42 PM (VNX3d)

109 The Romanov Tsars after Peter the Great were only in the female line. That bastard had his only son tortured to death.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:44 PM (v6JzV)

110 @102 - he wouldn't play in baseball if the Clampets' millions were at stake.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 20, 2024 10:44 PM (CHHv1)

111 Posted by: Reforger at September 20, 2024 10:11 PM (xcIvR)
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Classic. Hilarious.

Darths and Droids is even better.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 20, 2024 10:35 PM (BpYfr)


All that I know about D&D I learned from watching The Big Bang Theory.

And I didn't understand very much of that.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 20, 2024 10:44 PM (lHPJf)

112 84 The sword-bayonet so generously given me by AOP for my SMLE [including scabbard!].

The Pattern 1907 bayonet, officially called the Sword bayonet, pattern 1907 (Mark I), is an out-of-production British bayonet designed to be used with the Short Magazine Lee Enfield (SMLE) rifle. The Pattern 1907 bayonet was used by the British and Commonwealth forces throughout both the First and Second World Wars.

https://tinyurl.com/vjxm5mws

Length 21-3⁄4 in (550 mm)
Blade length 17 in (430 mm)

Thank you, again BTW.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 10:32 PM (CEzQx)


US and British WW1-era bayonets had looong blades to try to compensate for German, Russian, and French rifles being longer than Springfield '03s and WW1-era Enfields. To get the same stock handgrip-to-bayonet point length as foreign rifles with their shorter, issue bayonets.

Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 10:44 PM (aBgBM)

113
Interesting, they think they've found evidence the Earth had a ring system 460 million years ago.

https://tinyurl.com/2a8onfaq

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 20, 2024 10:44 PM (w6EFb)

114 38 You'd be one sour kraut.

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Ever make a Belgian waffle?

Posted by: Kaiser Wilhelm II at September 20, 2024 10:17 PM (WBQfF)
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No but I did make Brussels sprout.

Posted by: Ciampino - punish humor is bestest humour at September 20, 2024 10:44 PM (qfLjt)

115 Romanovs lasted 300 years - their dynasty started after the Russians kicked the Poles out of Moscow.
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at September 20, 2024 10:40 PM (uxCna)

The Russian Empire normally considered to be from the early 1700's ( can't remember exact year) to 1917

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 10:45 PM (jNAzB)

116 Made some tea, got in bed to read, kitties were snuggly, then all of a sudden they both jumped up and now it is kitty crazy time.

Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 10:45 PM (p4NUW)

117 'Slam fire'? Shotty must be an Ithaca Model 37.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2024 10:45 PM (XeU6L)

118 Well, I think I am finished the mechanical work on the Utah Suburban to prep it for its out-of-Province inspection. Set the toe-in today, and greased the front suspension; all the zerks took grease OK.

Bled air out of the right rear wheel cylinder, which was the only point that I opened the brake hydraulics. And I set up the rear brakes. Now has a good firm pedal. Went for a short drive. All the dashboard warning lights are now extinguished, save for the green lamp that indicates that daytime running lights are on, which isn't a fault, anyway.

The 'burb ran fine, nice and quiet, and steers easily on the gravel roads, and the heater put out a little. Next up? Recover the front seats. I have pre-sewn covers bought from Amazon. Hope it's not a huge chore to get them on there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2024 10:45 PM (eaycV)

119
The only Outer Limits episode I remember was the one with Carroll O'Connor and Barry Morse as a couple of Martians observing and manipulating a murder. It was the only comedy episode.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 10:46 PM (BkEzK)

120 Romanovs lasted 300 years - their dynasty started after the Russians kicked the Poles out of Moscow.

BTW, there is some actual evidence of Russian war-weariness. There is a popular singer named "Shaman", who sings patriotic songs - his big hit is "Ya Russki" (I am Russian).

He kicked off a 100-city "Victory" tour (including performances in occupied Ukraine), and some of the tour dates are being canceled for lack of ticket sales, according to the Moscow Times.

The Times added:

TV ratings for Shaman’s performances have reportedly been lower than other popular programs.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 20, 2024 10:46 PM (uxCna)

121 109 The Romanov Tsars after Peter the Great were only in the female line. That bastard had his only son tortured to death.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:44 PM (v6JzV)

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Over two days. He attended each day, and each night he went partying at the palace with his posse.

The guy knew how to compartmentalize.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2024 10:47 PM (WBQfF)

122 115 1721-1917

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:48 PM (v6JzV)

123
Many of the 60's "Outer Limits" shows were 30 minutes bloated into an hour. (I'm looking at you, "Zanti Misfits".) But when they hit, they hit.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Bruce Dern was in that one.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2024 10:48 PM (63Dwl)

124 I even had to babysit Carter's ass when he visited Oakland back in 1981 SS were a bunch of pricks. Little Bitch could not even stroll down to me and my Corpswave to shake our hands before getting on AF-1

What a DICK...and he was Navy go figure.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 20, 2024 10:48 PM (TDvv2)

125 The Carter vote was the last Hurrah of the old FDR coalition, where rural areas mainly supported democrats, By 1984 that was gone forever, one of Reagan’s greatest but seldom mentioned accomplishments.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2024 10:48 PM (S6gqv)

126 Mary Margaret Olohan @MaryMargOlohan 6h
Kamala lies about the death of Amber Thurman, falsely claiming that "under the Trump abortion ban, her doctors could have faced up to a decade in prison for providing Amber the care she needed.

Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok 6h
Speaking in Georgia, Kamala had the crowd chant Amber Thurman’s name and blamed her d*ath on abortion laws.

Amber died because of complications from abortion medication. [andy: sepsis I've read]

Maybe while in Georgia Kamala should chant Laken Riley’s name who was actually kiIIed because of bad policies. Laken was kiIIed by an illegal who Kamala’s admin let into our country.

Mary Margaret Olohan @MaryMargOlohan 6h
Kamala, who has never said Laken Riley's name, leads a chant of "Amber Nicole Thurman" in Georgia — in the same speech where she falsely claims that Amber died due to a pro-life law.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 10:49 PM (CEzQx)

127 Cool. What’s the musical, WD?

Nothing you've heard of. It was written by a local author. This will be the first time it's performed. By the way, when is the TexMoMe?

Posted by: Weirddave at September 20, 2024 10:49 PM (GXzaK)

128 Van Halen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV6SmY04WdE

Beethoven
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6rBK0BqL2w

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 10:50 PM (kLJmv)

129 Watching Syracuse and Stanford. Good game. Less than 2 min to go, 24-23 Syracuse.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 20, 2024 10:50 PM (wrXPz)

130
Bayonets looked fierce but they only accounted for a tiny number of WWI casualties. Artillery killed the most men. The preferred weapon for trench fighting was the sawed-off shotgun.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2024 10:51 PM (BkEzK)

131 'Slam fire'? Shotty must be an Ithaca Model 37.

Winchester models 1897 and 1912 were also used as trench guns and also slam fire

Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2024 10:52 PM (/y8xj)

132 115 1721-1917
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:48 PM (v6JzV)


And technically, you're supposed to refer to the Russian monarchs from 1721 onward as "emperor," not "tsar."

Not that anyone did, because let's face it, "tsar" just sounds cooler.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 20, 2024 10:52 PM (lHPJf)

133 127 I thought that the TexMoMe was its own musical…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:53 PM (v6JzV)

134 By the way, when is the TexMoMe?

#4weeks

Posted by: Oddbob at September 20, 2024 10:54 PM (/y8xj)

135 publius, excellent article, thank you.
I knew there was an extinction in the Ordovician, 444 Mya. But a ring system causing a snowball earth 466 Mya seems too early for that.
Also wouldn't the Moon (which was closer to Earth then) disrupt rings really fast?

Posted by: gKWVE at September 20, 2024 10:54 PM (gKWVE)

136 Sorry I'm late, my aquarium had a kangaroo rat infestation.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 20, 2024 10:54 PM (Humal)

137 Howdy, y'all.

Would've been here sooner, but lost track of time watching Zeducation and Ozzy Man.

"On The ONT Where You Live" -- Thought of that one last night, but glad I didn't suggest it, so I don't have to sue WD for credit and royalties! (Although I hinted at it in my tag line.)

Guess I can go check out the content now.

Finally....

Posted by: mindful webworker - could've danced all night, except for this trick knee, at September 20, 2024 10:54 PM (ty1Py)

138 133 127 I thought that the TexMoMe was its own musical…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:53 PM (v6JzV)


With live, not dubbed, background gunfire!

Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 10:54 PM (aBgBM)

139 Many of the 60's "Outer Limits" shows were 30 minutes bloated into an hour. (I'm looking at you, "Zanti Misfits".) But when they hit, they hit.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 20, 2024 10:42 PM (CHHv1)

I gotta say some of the 'Outer Limits' '90s remakes were not bad at all. "Final Appeal" had quite a list of actors in that one, including Charlton Heston, Hal Holbrook and Robert Loggia. Saul Rubinek was in a couple of other episodes as well. The shows were uneven but when they hit, they hit.

Posted by: RickZ at September 20, 2024 10:55 PM (gKDq2)

140 That is not a sword. It is a standard US WW1- and early WW2- issue M1905 bayonet. It had a 16" blade. Believe it or not!

https://tinyurl.com/fzue8k68
Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 10:27 PM

*looks over at M1903 Springfield bayonet*

*nods sagely*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2024 10:55 PM (Wnv9h)

141 RIP Eddie

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 20, 2024 10:55 PM (TDvv2)

142 132 Correct. It depended on the monarch whether they preferred “tsar” or “emperor.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:55 PM (v6JzV)

143 The world gets more and more depressing every day. The idea that homo sapiens is an "intelligent" species has practically no evidence at all to back it up.

Maybe we were just supposed to be an object lesson for the cockroaches. "Don't do this. Don't do what they did."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 20, 2024 10:56 PM (CHHv1)

144 I thought that the TexMoMe was its own musical…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:53 PM (v6JzV)


With live, not dubbed, background gunfire!
Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 10:54 PM (aBgBM)------------

I won't be there to provide concertina accompaniment, though.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 20, 2024 10:56 PM (VdhcA)

145 Winchester models 1897 and 1912 were also used as trench guns and also slam fire
Posted by: Oddbob

If you hold your Garand M1 just right and hold your mouth just so, you basically get a bump fire weapon and can dump the entire en bloc with one trigger pull.

Not that anyone should do that of course.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2024 10:58 PM (WXNFJ)

146 144 I thought that the TexMoMe was its own musical…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:53 PM (v6JzV)


With live, not dubbed, background gunfire!
Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 10:54 PM (aBgBM)------------

I won't be there to provide concertina accompaniment, though.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 20, 2024 10:56 PM (VdhcA)


You won't make it this year, Captain? If so, I have the sadz. I enjoyed our Civil War discussions last year!

Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 10:58 PM (aBgBM)

147 Love to go to the TXMoMe but I went to VAMoMe and I think my presence depressed turnout.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 20, 2024 10:59 PM (CHHv1)

148 a huge danger to our democracy

I realized today that whenever you hear them whining about a threat to "Democracy," substitute the word "Democrats." That's fer realz.

((BTW, Credit where due, Liz Cheney griped that DJT is a threat to the Republic.))

Posted by: mindful webworker - still a beyotch, though at September 20, 2024 10:59 PM (ty1Py)

149 Who the hell let's somebody chop onions inside a supercar?

Posted by: tankdemon at September 20, 2024 10:59 PM (Humal)

150 OK, night all. See ya Monday mornin’.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 10:59 PM (v6JzV)

151 You won't make it this year, Captain? If so, I have the sadz. I enjoyed our Civil War discussions last year!
Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 10:58 PM (aBgBM)
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So did I. I always enjoy "talking history."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 20, 2024 10:59 PM (VdhcA)

152 The world gets more and more depressing every day. The idea that homo sapiens is an "intelligent" species has practically no evidence at all to back it up.

Maybe we were just supposed to be an object lesson for the cockroaches. "Don't do this. Don't do what they did."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Well, at least dogs and cats haven't abandoned humans- yet. After Springfield, OH, it may be a matter of time.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 20, 2024 11:00 PM (VNX3d)

153 then all of a sudden they both jumped up and now it is kitty crazy time.
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 10:45 PM

My friend refers to this as Kitteh NASCAR.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2024 11:00 PM (Wnv9h)

154 There's a good book called The Shepherd's Life by James Rebanks. Allhe want to do as a kid was to grow up and tend to a flock. And he did that, with a side trip to Oxford. He talks about the dogs a lot and growing up inthat community.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 20, 2024 11:00 PM (MpVUb)

155 Off to bed. Night y’all!

Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 11:01 PM (p4NUW)

156 147 Not true, BC. I enjoyed meeting you.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 11:01 PM (v6JzV)

157 Stanford wins in last second field goal. The band did not go out on the field. NY'rs would beat them up probably.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 20, 2024 11:01 PM (wrXPz)

158 No No NO dear friend...

Humans are the highest form of evolution currently.

Unfortunately, some of our brethren have devolved themselves back to animal instincts and should be destroyed in order for the rest of the humans to grow and survive.

This is the rule or should be the rule.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 20, 2024 11:01 PM (TDvv2)

159 even had to babysit Carter's ass when he visited Oakland back in 1981 SS were a bunch of pricks. Little Bitch could not even stroll down to me and my Corpswave to shake our hands before getting on AF-1

What a DICK...and he was Navy go figure.
Posted by: Nightwatch

I think my dad had dealings with Carter too.
Said he was two faced.
Pretended to be a humble man of the people publicly, but was an elitist snob who also treated the SS detail like garbage.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 20, 2024 11:02 PM (elaR+)

160 G’ night, Piper.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 11:03 PM (v6JzV)

161 - secular astronomers

JWST is going to show us galaxies in their earliest stages of formation.
**the images come back**
Well gee, galaxies must have started forming much earlier than we thought.

Dr Lisle's predictions. Nailed it on what we'd see and the "rescue mechanism" the secularists would use to explain it away.

Posted by: TeeJ at September 20, 2024 11:04 PM (/vvA5)

162 The idea that homo sapiens is an "intelligent" species has practically no evidence at all to back it up. ...
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 20, 2024 10:56 PM (CHHv1)

Neandertals and Denisovans had the run of Eurasia for something like 600000 years before East Africans finally got loose 70000 BC or so. They enjoyed at least one Holocene-like fertile epoch, the Eemian 120000(?) BC.
They just sat there being autistic, inbreeding amongst themselves, and not farming or finding the New World.
So we might be dumb but look at the cavemen we replaced.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 20, 2024 11:04 PM (gKWVE)

163 G'night, everyone.

Bulgar, enjoyed discussing history with you today.

Posted by: Dr. T at September 20, 2024 11:04 PM (lHPJf)

164 >> Also wouldn't the Moon (which was closer to Earth then) disrupt rings really fast?

Yes, it would, and I'm not sure how much anyone has tried to model and figure that out. The earth itself would be more destabilizing because of the non-spherical, lumpy mass distribution (the Moon itself is even worse about this for low lunar orbits).

Here's a nice video on what if the earth had rings that goes into a lot of this:
https://tinyurl.com/2b288883

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 20, 2024 11:06 PM (w6EFb)

165 Also wouldn't the Moon (which was closer to Earth then) disrupt rings really fast?
Posted by: gKWVE at September 20, 2024 10:54 PM (gKWVE)

Seems like the moon would have acted like a big Hoover vacuum, sucking all the loose debris into itself. (And it’s got the scars to prove it!). But I suppose if a large enough object broke up in near earth orbit, it could have taken a million years or more for it to dissipate.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2024 11:09 PM (S6gqv)

166 163 I did, too, Dr. T.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 20, 2024 11:10 PM (v6JzV)

167 /Watches kid playing Blues Guitar...

Damn... BB wasn't supposed to get reincarnated into a Chinese Kid!

Posted by: Momma Roach, Vodun at September 20, 2024 11:10 PM (xaFKb)

168 Posted by: RickZ at September 20, 2024 10:21

I remember when Gulag Archipelago came out, I was in HS. It was a big deal, exposing the Soviets.

Like that was a surprise, the Commies were evil assholes? Guess it shocked the US intelligentsia, idiots.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at September 20, 2024 11:10 PM (55Qr6)

169 Fido Friday: Good Girl -- So impressive.

Our Daisy the Belgian Malinois has run off into the pasture twice in two days and "herded" cattle. She has pretty good instincts, but it's dangerous right now because we've got newborn calves and protective mamas, as well as some very pregnant cows.

Thought we'd got her to not do that, but, well, instinct is strong.

She don't work no cows
She never did learn how
But I take her along anyhow
'Cause she's a good dog
--Good Dog by Dave Stamey
https://youtu.be/3PfYGglsYiI

Posted by: mindful webworker - puts her chin on my knee and she looks me in the eye at September 20, 2024 11:11 PM (ty1Py)

170 Posted by: gKWVE at September 20, 2024 11:04 PM (gKWVE)

Yeah, the first thing Modern Man did was spread out and kill off all the competition.

so.... reparations for Neandrathals?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2024 11:12 PM (xaFKb)

171 Neandertals and Denisovans had the run of Eurasia for something like 600000 years before East Africans finally got loose 70000 BC or so. They enjoyed at least one Holocene-like fertile epoch, the Eemian 120000(?) BC.
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Except Native Americans who evolved here on their own so have always been here and aren't just the first [successful] immigrants and if you don't agree, the Army Corps of Engineers will bury you under 50 tons of concrete!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 11:12 PM (CEzQx)

172 the new cat, the one that was confused by rain when we got him, caught a mouse in the shed when I was moving things around this morning. Puir wee beastie, the cat broke its back first thing and then spent the next half hour playing hackey-mouse with it.
I hope to never be caught by a big cat, ever.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 20, 2024 11:13 PM (D7oie)

173 Enough for me...

To the Horde be "Swell"...sleep the sleep.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 20, 2024 11:13 PM (TDvv2)

174 I think my dad had dealings with Carter too.
Said he was two faced.
Pretended to be a humble man of the people publicly, but was an elitist snob who also treated the SS detail like garbage.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 20, 2024 11:02 PM (elaR+)

Met a guy who served with him in the Navy... that impression is spot on from what he said.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2024 11:13 PM (xaFKb)

175 I think my dad had dealings with Carter too.
Said he was two faced.Pretended to be a humble man of the people publicly, but was an elitist snob who also treated the SS detail like garbage.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 20, 2024 11:02 PM (elaR+)

From what I've read, Roslyn was one of the worst first lady's, too, right around Hillary territory for snobbery, elitism and her 'get the fuck out of my way' attitude towards those who protected her; I'm sure Mooch is on the List of Hated First Ladies as well. The difference between Roslyn and Hillary was Roslyn came off/was presented as sweet and a pious Southern Baptist Christian woman, something Hillary could never pull off.

Posted by: RickZ at September 20, 2024 11:14 PM (gKDq2)

176 so.... reparations for Neandrathals?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2024 11:12 PM (xaFKb)

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I think we at least have to allow them to vote. It's poor recompense, I know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2024 11:14 PM (+o2mc)

177 162 The idea that homo sapiens is an "intelligent" species has practically no evidence at all to back it up. ...
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 20, 2024 10:56 PM (CHHv1)

Neandertals and Denisovans had the run of Eurasia for something like 600000 years before East Africans finally got loose 70000 BC or so. They enjoyed at least one Holocene-like fertile epoch, the Eemian 120000(?) BC.
They just sat there being autistic, inbreeding amongst themselves, and not farming or finding the New World.
So we might be dumb but look at the cavemen we replaced.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 20, 2024 11:04 PM (gKWVE)


I can make a case that agriculture and the domestication of cattle, hogs, chicken, and horses is the root cause of all evils from 12,000 years ago to today. It gave more and more humans free time. Idle hands are the Devil's Plaything, yes?

Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 11:15 PM (aBgBM)

178 If you hold your Garand M1 just right and hold your mouth just so, you basically get a bump fire weapon and can dump the entire en bloc with one trigger pull.

Not that anyone should do that of course.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2024 10:58 PM (WXNFJ)

Let me see your WAR FACE!!!!

Posted by: Gunny at September 20, 2024 11:15 PM (xaFKb)

179 I can make a case that agriculture and the domestication of cattle, hogs, chicken, and horses is the root cause of all evils from 12,000 years ago to today. It gave more and more humans free time. Idle hands are the Devil's Plaything, yes?
Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 11:15 PM (aBgBM)

Once we invented Beer, they were done...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2024 11:16 PM (xaFKb)

180 Like that was a surprise, the Commies were evil assholes? Guess it shocked the US intelligentsia, idiots.

It was the level of documentation in Gulag that was decisive - you couldn't call it fascist propaganda, like they did with Robert Conquest's works.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 20, 2024 11:16 PM (uxCna)

181 The domestication of the horse was the root of all evil.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 20, 2024 11:17 PM (+o2mc)

182 Once we invented Beer, they were done...

Beer allowed grain to be stored over the winter (hic!).

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 20, 2024 11:17 PM (uxCna)

183 >> Seems like the moon would have acted like a big Hoover vacuum, sucking all the loose debris into itself.

The rings would have formed right around the Roche limit, which is just under 3 earth radii, which is much closer than the Moon.

So, some asteroid (and note any rings in the inner solar system would have to be rocky, not icy, like Saturn and the other giants, cause it would be too hot in the inner solar system), got captured, got too close to the Roche limit and broke up into rings.

But they won't be stable long term, and how long it would last, I don't know, and I don't know if anyone has really tried to do this in detail.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 20, 2024 11:18 PM (w6EFb)

184 The domestication of the horse was the root of all evil.
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Of course. Of course.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 20, 2024 11:18 PM (CEzQx)

185 The domestication of the horse was the root of all evil.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

The horse, or the cat?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 20, 2024 11:19 PM (VNX3d)

186 The domestication of the horse was the root of all evil.

We disagree.

Posted by: The Mongols and the Comanches! at September 20, 2024 11:19 PM (uxCna)

187 Solzhenitsyn quote. Worth remembering

I fear it'll become terrifying relevant next year.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 20, 2024 11:20 PM (DTX3h)

188 Good night all, horde. And there's another horrible weekend in the offing.

Damn.

Damn.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 20, 2024 11:21 PM (CHHv1)

189 I can make a case that agriculture and the domestication of cattle, hogs, chicken, and horses is the root cause of all evils from 12,000 years ago to today. It gave more and more humans free time. Idle hands are the Devil's Plaything, yes?
Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 11:15 PM (aBgBM)
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Actually, hunter-gatherers have much more free time. When you're farming, you have to work all day, every day.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 20, 2024 11:21 PM (VdhcA)

190 I remember when Gulag Archipelago came out, I was in HS. It was a big deal, exposing the Soviets.

Like that was a surprise, the Commies were evil assholes? Guess it shocked the US intelligentsia, idiots.
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at September 20, 2024 11:10 PM (55Qr6)

I bought the book the summer after high school graduation at a Waldenbook's in a mall in Chattanooga. I watched their window announcing the paperback was coming and was there the day it was on sale. Like you said, there was a lot of hoopla around the book. I bought the book not because I had to for a class or anything, I bought it for my own knowledge. I had read a few Solzhenitsyn novels already, so i was stoked to read 'Gulag'. I was not disappointed nor shocked. We're talking the commie secret police here, the NKVD (plus SMERSH in WWII).

Posted by: RickZ at September 20, 2024 11:22 PM (gKDq2)

191 IDF could've called the attacks on Hezbollah Operation RoboCop

Posted by: Stacy0311 at September 20, 2024 11:24 PM (BYDrn)

192 Hillary walks up steps to the guillotine, stands on the platform before the crowd, looks out, hands on hips and yells, I Am Not A Crook, F-you.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2024 11:26 PM (kLJmv)

193 IDF could've called the attacks on Hezbollah Operation RoboCop
Posted by: Stacy0311 at September 20, 2024 11:24 PM (BYDrn)
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ED-209

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 20, 2024 11:26 PM (VdhcA)

194 116 Made some tea, got in bed to read, kitties were snuggly, then all of a sudden they both jumped up and now it is kitty crazy time.
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2024 10:45 PM (p4NUW)

Have you consulted an exorcist yet?

Posted by: tankdemon at September 20, 2024 11:26 PM (Humal)

195 So, some asteroid (and note any rings in the inner solar system would have to be rocky, not icy, like Saturn and the other giants, cause it would be too hot in the inner solar system), got captured, got too close to the Roche limit and broke up into rings.

But they won't be stable long term, and how long it would last, I don't know, and I don't know if anyone has really tried to do this in detail.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 20, 2024 11:18 PM (w6EFb)

Would there not be a size limit for tidal forces to break up an asteroid? As in: too small, and the tidal force is less than the elastic limit of the rock making up the asteroid.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2024 11:27 PM (9mAoJ)

196 Content consumed. Good one. We larfed. We wept.

My first comment was at 10:54 PM. Took 'til now (see sig line) to get through it all.

Shame about "This kid has more soul" kid being cut off too soon.

Posted by: mindful webworker - more better at September 20, 2024 11:28 PM (ty1Py)

197 Ever make a Belgian waffle?

Posted by: Kaiser Wilhelm II

Ach, he of the last of the Hohenzollern line poses this question? Werner replies that he has compelled every Belgian he encounters to waffle and plead for mercy. For Gott's sake, I tell them, Fleming or Walloon, make a fricking choice already. This reduces them to a state of frightened confusion not unlike that of a Kardashian attempting to solve a quadratic equation. I am kind to the small ones, handing them a copy of the Federalist Papers and telling them to run along and read with focus, such that you can recite them by heart. Then, say I, once you have gained this knowledge, go and do likewise. Here endeth the lesson. Sean Connery said this once in a film, and so is it wisdom. The sequence in that film that many take as an homage to the Potemkin Steps sequence is actually based on the occasion where TV's Edward James Olmos and I had to employ our revolvers to prevent Kinski being taken away by a rogue wing of PETA. Even now Werner can still smell the cordite and hear the deafening reports of the firearms in the cavernous space of the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum. Happy mempries such as these sustain us.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 20, 2024 11:29 PM (tmPIh)

198 It was the level of documentation in Gulag that was decisive - you couldn't call it fascist propaganda, like they did with Robert Conquest's works.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 20, 2024 11:16

I love this quote about Conquest...Conquest is famously said to have suggested the new version of the book be titled I Told You So, You Fucking Fools.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at September 20, 2024 11:30 PM (55Qr6)

199 >> Would there not be a size limit for tidal forces to break up an asteroid?

Oh yes, the real Roche limit depends on the size and shape, and the composition, and the calculation gets very intractable quickly, with only various approximations.

The simplest one assumed you have a ball of non-interacting dust clumped together by its own gravity. No attractive forces holding the dust together. The the Roche limit is just when the tidal field overcomes the self-gravity.

But add the internal forces in. Then the body will deform into a non-spherical shape, and if it's holding together, that will distort its own gravitational field into something non-spherical, which will add complexity.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 20, 2024 11:31 PM (w6EFb)

200 'Outrageous' demands made to entire US states by pollution taskforce

https://mol.im/a/13874685

Posted by: Ciampino - The punish humor is bestest humour at September 20, 2024 11:35 PM (qfLjt)

201 Oh, he's playing that guitar. Done wore his whammy bar out, too. His fingering, bending, etc., all outstanding

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at September 20, 2024 11:37 PM (Vvh2V)

202 I can't believe Unforgiven came out 32 years ago.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 20, 2024 11:37 PM (jNAzB)

203 Actually, hunter-gatherers have much more free time. When you're farming, you have to work all day, every day.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar

Worth it.
Grains make all that beer.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 20, 2024 11:37 PM (/lPRQ)

204 I don't think I've ever watched the original The Outer Limits episodes.

I have watched some from the '90s reboot, but, with few exceptions, they sucked.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 20, 2024 10:19 PM (lHPJf)

Watched all of them when they premiered on ABC in 1963. I recorded the audio of the very first episode, "The Galaxy Being" on reel to reel audio tape. I still have that recording.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 20, 2024 11:38 PM (iODuv)

205 Worth it.
Grains make all that beer.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 20, 2024 11:37 PM (/lPRQ)
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Well, yes. And hunting/gathering only works for low-level populations.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 20, 2024 11:39 PM (VdhcA)

206 189 I can make a case that agriculture and the domestication of cattle, hogs, chicken, and horses is the root cause of all evils from 12,000 years ago to today. It gave more and more humans free time. Idle hands are the Devil's Plaything, yes?
Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 11:15 PM (aBgBM)
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Actually, hunter-gatherers have much more free time. When you're farming, you have to work all day, every day.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 20, 2024 11:21 PM (VdhcA)


A good farmer/herder with eventual help from sons can produce more than he needs to feed his family alone. Communal farms can produce a lot of surplus because there is a constant supply of additional labor - early-teen sons and daughters who grow, get stronger and more productive, and also procreate. Then taxes of some of the surplus grain, fruit, eggs, and livestock began being levied by the natural leaders/warriors (needed to defend the community farm and pasture areas from raiding), bringing-in enough food for the warriors to do nothing but wage war/raid neighboring community fields, and so it began.

Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 11:41 PM (aBgBM)

207 Now I'm watching the "Outer Limits" episode that terrified me as a kid and is still the most frightening show ever broadcast, to the point where the actual producers thought, "We shouldn't air this."
"Corpus Earthling."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Quick YooToob check
https://youtu.be/v650lEHOLBI

Great. Now, do I want to watch it?

Might have to. It's got Robert Culp.

Posted by: mindful webworker - I Spy guy at September 20, 2024 11:41 PM (ty1Py)

208 Watched all of them when they premiered on ABC in 1963. I recorded the audio of the very first episode, "The Galaxy Being" on reel to reel audio tape. I still have that recording.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 20, 2024 11:38 PM (iODuv)
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The only ones I remember are the one with the invasion of aliens that looked like foot-long ants with humanoid faces and "The Sixth Finger." Freaked me out.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 20, 2024 11:42 PM (VdhcA)

209 Posted by: Ciampino - The punish humor is bestest humour at September 20, 2024 11:35 PM (qfLjt)

Weird, sunny but not really hot day here in Central Calif... best possible conditions for solar... which Calif has a GLUT of (they actually dump it) on days like today.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 20, 2024 11:46 PM (xaFKb)

210 A New Hampshire school issued trespass orders to parents after they showed up to a game wearing pink armbands with “XX” written on it to support their daughters who were being forced to play soccer against a male.

https://t.co/DMUJo6eD6b

Posted by: Ciampino - Lawsuits? at September 20, 2024 11:46 PM (qfLjt)

211 The Olivia Nuizzi/New Yorker thing sounds like a smear campaign to me. They labeled it a romantic relationship. 4 paragraphs in Nuizzi stated the relationship wasn't physical. So where did the romantic part come in? Did he horsely whisper sweet nothings in her ear and promise her some Kennedy magic. Kennedy has stated he met with her once, during her interview. Does she have racy texts. Smells to me. Don't get me wrong, Kennedy's past shows hom to be a chip off the old Kennedy block, but this smells.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 20, 2024 11:47 PM (f+zED)

212 Saw the New Zealand Roket Lab launch but didn't know about this:
4 new satellites for the Tianqi constellation were launched from the Xichang Satellite Launch Center in southwest China's Sichuan Province and deployed into orbit.

https://t.co/TpkSLU6MVI

Posted by: Ciampino - sneaky Chinese at September 20, 2024 11:48 PM (qfLjt)

213 Did he horsely whisper sweet nothings in her ear and promise her some Kennedy magic.
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Nay!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 20, 2024 11:49 PM (VdhcA)

214 Modern day communists claim to be for the minorities, but they exclude a certain minority.
The individual person.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 20, 2024 11:49 PM (MeG8a)

215 The SEC will sanction Elon Musk in its Twitter acquisition probe

https://t.co/HrHH9mwNP6

Posted by: Ciampino - No standing at September 20, 2024 11:49 PM (qfLjt)

216 Actually, hunter-gatherers have much more free time. When you're farming, you have to work all day, every day.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 20, 2024 11:21 PM (VdhcA)

Not intending to upset any religious sensibilities, but it’s always stood out to me that the full story of Adam and Eve is a very accurate account, and lament, of the loss of the nomadic hunter/gatherer life and the beginning of agriculture. As the ice age ended and the forests expanded again, the entire world would have been a Garden of Eden, with only a relative handful of people in it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2024 11:49 PM (S6gqv)

217 Well, I am going to get an early one. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2024 11:51 PM (9mAoJ)

218 Mike Tyson moves Diddy's hand away from his leg in awkward resurfaced clip from 1998 TV show

https://t.co/2WyhrPHkVc

Posted by: Ciampino - No punching at September 20, 2024 11:53 PM (qfLjt)

219 Gref

So what did they do in lean years. Sounds like academic bs to me.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 20, 2024 11:54 PM (f+zED)

220 nighty-bye.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 20, 2024 11:54 PM (VdhcA)

221 Democracy exists in my trousers where you are free to suck my larger than average penis or we risk losing access to abortion and privacy in your home.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 20, 2024 11:55 PM (nDTFN)

222 This is almost funny. Israel should force all those unfriendly countries to move their embassies to the areas that are the common targets of rocket attacks.
Rockets launched into Israel by Hezbollah as world leaders urge de-escalation

https://tinyurl.com/5y2hxhh4

Posted by: Ciampino - No pushing at September 20, 2024 11:57 PM (qfLjt)

223
Even Saturn's rings aren't stable. They still haven't figured it all out, but the rings may only be about 10 - 100 million years or so old. Could be older by other theories, but the Cassini data is in line with the 100 million year age.

Some of Saturn's rings are well outside the Roche limit, and you have "shepherd moons" that keep them from clumping together. That's a complex process.

I also remember something theory about a ring cycle for Saturn. Rings form, disappear, then come back again in a long cycle.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 20, 2024 11:58 PM (w6EFb)

224 Hungary and the Netherlands want to exit EU asylum policy

https://tinyurl.com/3hmnwr9m

Posted by: Ciampino - Stop shoving at September 20, 2024 11:58 PM (qfLjt)

225 Hungary and the Netherlands want to exit EU asylum policy

https://tinyurl.com/3hmnwr9m
Posted by: Ciampino
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Hexit and Nexit?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2024 12:00 AM (XeU6L)

226 Hungary and the Netherlands want to exit EU asylum policy

https://tinyurl.com/3hmnwr9m
Posted by: Ciampino - Stop shoving
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Want?

They should "Just Say No" and stockpile shitloads of arms and ammo.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 21, 2024 12:03 AM (/lPRQ)

227 Shocking reason Southwest Airline gate agent attacked man with cancer

https://mol.im/a/13871719

Should also sue one ticket agent for assault (ripping telephone) and the other for HIPPA violation.

Posted by: Ciampino - Stop shoving will you at September 21, 2024 12:07 AM (qfLjt)

228 Hillary walks up steps to the guillotine, stands on the platform before the crowd, looks out, hands on hips and yells, I Am Not A Crook, F-you.
Posted by: Braenyard

She would be unafraid of any type of death unless a wooden stake was being utilized.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2024 12:09 AM (WXNFJ)

229 218 Mike Tyson moves Diddy's hand away from his leg in awkward resurfaced clip from 1998 TV show

https://t.co/2WyhrPHkVc
Posted by: Ciampino


That's some impressive restraint by ole Mike.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 21, 2024 12:09 AM (wrXPz)

230 Czechia and Hungary are only EU states to oppose UNGA Israel resolution

https://tinyurl.com/ym2jx7pb

Posted by: Ciampino - Europe stop pretending at September 21, 2024 12:11 AM (qfLjt)

231 Hope some of you will watch.

https://tinyurl.com/mpwfs38m

Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2024 12:12 AM (LkLld)

232 One Killed, Another Injured After Man With 2 Blades Goes On Stabbing Rampage In Rotterdam, Probe On

https://tinyurl.com/52ymxmb4

Posted by: Ciampino - Europe needs sensible blade, car, acid, hammer policy at September 21, 2024 12:14 AM (qfLjt)

233 Seems like the sheriff who shot and killed the judge in KY were friends, but the sheriff caught the judge canoodling with his daughter and decided on direct intervention.
They were friends, until they weren't.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 21, 2024 12:14 AM (MeG8a)

234 231 Hope some of you will watch.

https://tinyurl.com/mpwfs38m

Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2024 12:12 AM (LkLld)
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It helps if you include a hint at minimum.

Posted by: Ciampino - It might be Zappa at September 21, 2024 12:16 AM (qfLjt)

235 When Puffy Combs takes you to the wood shed, you're getting exactly what you bargained for.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 21, 2024 12:19 AM (nDTFN)

236 Evening, all. I had dinner with some visiting family members tonight; now I'm waiting for a coffee cake to cool down a bit before I put it in the fridge. Tomorrow I'll grab the radio gear and try to get in another SOTA. In 4-6 weeks some of the hills may be snowy enough to hamper any outdoor nerd adventures.

Posted by: PabloD at September 21, 2024 12:19 AM (ixVVY)

237 He did have one insightful comment near the end, though: to wit, this ought to be a permanent rebuke to transhumanism. Does anyone witnessing this episode really want a chip or neuralink implanted in their brain? I think not.

I saw a better comment along those lines on Twitter today: the Hez-ball-less explosions should put a permanent end to the idea that the TSA performs any function other than theater.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 21, 2024 12:22 AM (QZThv)

238 Hope some of you will watch.

https://tinyurl.com/mpwfs38m
Posted by: JackStraw

Second that recommendation. Shawn Ryan makes it worth your time.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 21, 2024 12:23 AM (f+zED)

239 Pathetic gesture politics! Fury as Rachel Reeves orders the REMOVAL of all pictures of men in the lavish 11 Downing Street state room in favour of artworks of or by women

https://mol.im/a/13871147

Posted by: Ciampino - It might be Zappa again at September 21, 2024 12:25 AM (qfLjt)

240 >>It helps if you include a hint at minimum.

The reality of what you are living in.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2024 12:25 AM (LkLld)

241 Democracy: This is where Puffy Combs dick ends and Kamala Harris's dick sucking lips begin.

Only Kamala can open an investigation into Puffy's involvement in the untimely death of her friend, Tupac.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 21, 2024 12:26 AM (nDTFN)

242 Gen Z are clueless about traditional cookers and hoovers at university

https://mol.im/a/13871443

Posted by: Ciampino - Can they be this bad? at September 21, 2024 12:27 AM (qfLjt)

243 Mac Sabbath, "Sweet Beef":

https://youtu.be/sIFZ-tzM_Sc

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 21, 2024 12:27 AM (dZVON)

244
Hope some of you will watch.

https://tinyurl.com/mpwfs38m
Posted by: JackStraw

Second that recommendation. Shawn Ryan makes it worth your time.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables

Download the audio as a podcast

https://t.ly/FvXz0

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2024 12:29 AM (63Dwl)

245 Just pulled a peach pie out of the oven. The peaches are wonderful this year and this is a great recipe.

Tomorrow, more apple dumplings are to be made.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2024 12:30 AM (WXNFJ)

246 I have an Ontario M7 bayonet and mount on my Remington 870. It works great for grouse hunting.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 21, 2024 12:31 AM (f+zED)

247 Meet Dr. Lindsey Doe. She’s amassed a following of over 1 million people.
She thinks p*d*ph*Iia is a “s*xual orientation” and wants us to have sympathy for p*d*phiIes

https://tinyurl.com/2kzecxn6

"I shot the Judge but I didn't shoot the p3d0 down."

Posted by: Ciampino - It's in your face at September 21, 2024 12:31 AM (qfLjt)

248 A good farmer/herder with eventual help from sons can produce more than he needs to feed his family alone...
Posted by: Gref at September 20, 2024 11:41

Yes, and that may provide for his retirement and some inheritance, in ideal circumstances. But there were many variables, if the farmer died young and left a widow w/ young children it was tough.

True story (not like Joe's true stories)...
after Joe and Eliza settled in N IL in 1840 they farmed 160 acres until he died in 1852 at 41. She had 6 kids and the oldest was Alfred, 13.

Yet Eliza was listed as a Farmer in the 1860 census, a rarity for females. She held on to the farm, Alfred went to fight in the CW and died.

His younger brother Thomas farmed and they kept the land in the family until he retired and sold it. That's the way America was once.



Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at September 21, 2024 12:32 AM (55Qr6)

249 The fact that BOTH Trump would be assassins were in the same Black Rock commercial is one of those wild parts of the story that will be in trivia games for years to come.

it also makes me think they were recruited by the CIA to do the hits.

but mostly the trivia thing

Posted by: Shenanigans at September 21, 2024 12:33 AM (wGun1)

250 >>>"I shot the Judge but I didn't shoot the p3d0 down."

Posted by: Ciampino - It's in your face

>That's one way to bring the thread down. Yikes!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 21, 2024 12:34 AM (nDTFN)

251 Atung! rethugliKKKans. Cat dump and you dumpsters said was eaten by haitians found hiding in basement. (DU)

Posted by: raimondo at September 21, 2024 12:35 AM (K8IvP)

252 2017? "The lessons of history" girl seems to be crying about Trump.

Posted by: spindrift at September 21, 2024 12:37 AM (l6Dbo)

253 A Japanese player named Shohei Ohtani, designated hitter playing this season for the Dodgers

Dodgers locked him up with a ten year $700 MILLION contract.

He is definitely something.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2024 12:38 AM (ufFY8)

254 Regarding the Solzhenitsyn quote. Been thinking recently that maybe the surest way to prevent massive election fraud would be for some in certain positions of influence to be made to understand that their personal safety is directly tied to a secure and truly legitimate election.

Posted by: Caradoc at September 21, 2024 12:41 AM (T3HGz)

255
Dodgers locked him up with a ten year $700 MILLION contract.

Infinite money is a good thing.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2024 12:44 AM (63Dwl)

256 Phone power checking

Everyone doing fine?

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2024 12:44 AM (fwDg9)

257 This is my exit. Catch y'all in the prayer-coffee thread. If I don't oversleep.

We are stardust, we are golden
We are billion-year-old planetary rings

https://youtu.be/Oe9RwAFVn9U


G'nite.

Posted by: mindful webworker - end of the road at September 21, 2024 12:46 AM (ty1Py)

258 Caradoc meet Raimondo. Raimondo meet Caradoc. You two probably have a lot to talk about.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 21, 2024 12:46 AM (f+zED)

259 Saw Atung open for Kraftwerk at the Town & Country Club in London in 1992.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 21, 2024 12:47 AM (wrXPz)

260 >>The fact that BOTH Trump would be assassins were in the same Black Rock commercial is one of those wild parts of the story that will be in trivia games for years to come.

It's not true. They are likely both connected but they weren't both in Blackrock ads. Crooks was but Routh was not. His was likely a CIA video.

We are in an information war and facts matter.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2024 12:48 AM (LkLld)

261 Speaking of creepy old time science fiction, try to find the BBC series, "Quatermas and the Pit." Very famous back in the day and influenced a lot of subsequent sci-fi horror.

Posted by: Beverly at September 21, 2024 12:48 AM (Epeb0)

262 Watched an old black and white version of 1984 this evening. Pretty good.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2024 12:52 AM (ufFY8)

263 Dodgers locked him up with a ten year $700 MILLION contract.
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Infinite money is a good thing.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2024 12:44 AM (63Dwl)

In England, when they talk about football players' salaries, they don't speak in terms of the total dollar amount of the contract, except when it comes to the summer and winter transfer windows. When they do talk about player salaries, they talk about how much they are paid PER WEEK. I've heard some players get paid 350,000 pounds a week. When you see an athlete's salary put that way, it's a new perspective. I mean, good for the athlete; it's a short career. But these guys are now making life-changing generational wealth money playing football in Europe. While a war in Ukraine drones on.

Posted by: RickZ at September 21, 2024 12:54 AM (gKDq2)

264 Democracy. AKA dictatorship of the majority

Especially questionable when the system that determines what the majority supposedly wants.is very.suspicious

Posted by: azjaeger at September 21, 2024 12:58 AM (3/XaG)

265 Blackrock ads. Crooks was but Routh was not. His was likely a CIA video.

We are in an information war and facts matter.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2024 12:48 AM (LkLld)

Shoot. My mistake. Thanks

Posted by: Shenanigans at September 21, 2024 12:59 AM (wGun1)

266 Especially questionable when the system that determines what the majority supposedly wants.is very.suspicious
Posted by: azjaeger

Idiocracy

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 21, 2024 01:01 AM (f+zED)

267 Shocking reason Southwest Airline gate agent attacked man with cancer

https://mol.im/a/13871719

Should also sue one ticket agent for assault (ripping telephone) and the other for HIPPA violation.
Posted by: Ciampino - Stop shoving will you at September 21, 2024 12:07 AM (qfLjt)

Ugh. Southwest has been the least worst airline for a while, but I guess they were uncomfortable being different from the other airlines.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 21, 2024 01:04 AM (s9EYN)

268 Regarding the Solzhenitsyn quote. Been thinking recently that maybe the surest way to prevent massive election fraud would be for some in certain positions of influence to be made to understand that their personal safety is directly tied to a secure and truly legitimate election.
Posted by: Caradoc at September 21, 2024 12:41 AM (T3HGz)

The Battle of Athens, TN, 1946. Corrupt vote fraud in a small town local election. Returning WWII vets were having none of it. Broke into the sheriff's office/armory to get guns to take on the sheriff and his cronies.

Posted by: RickZ at September 21, 2024 01:05 AM (gKDq2)

269 1 SPONGE!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 20, 2024 10:02 PM (FnneF)

- - - - -

(waves)

HI HELENA!

Posted by: Spongebob Squarepants at September 21, 2024 01:06 AM (8MHCh)

270 East coast and gulf coast long shore men (ILA) set to go on strike October 1rst. Not much, if any news coverage. Roughly 50% of container cargo comes into these ports, roughly 1 million a month.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 21, 2024 01:07 AM (f+zED)

271 Tried a peach White Claw tonight at dinner (it was free). Quite possibly *not* worth what I paid for it.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 21, 2024 01:10 AM (s9EYN)

272 Insomnia portion of the night

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2024 01:13 AM (fwDg9)

273 Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 21, 2024 01:07 AM (f+zED)

Why do I doubt that the federal Secretary, which ever department that counts as, are entirely unequipped to deal with that?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 21, 2024 01:13 AM (s9EYN)

274 >>Shoot. My mistake. Thanks

Not trying to be a hall monitor but we need to be accurate. Every time we make we make little mistake they use that the discredit everything we say.

We are fighting the US intelligence community not Democrats. They are useful idiots. Harris is dumber than my dog and not nearly as cute.

Please watch the Mike Benz video I posted above when you have time. We have to know what we are fighting if we are ever going to win.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2024 01:17 AM (LkLld)

275 Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 21, 2024 01:07 AM (f+zED)
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Why do I doubt that the federal Secretary, which ever department that counts as, are entirely unequipped to deal with that?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 21, 2024 01:13 AM (s9EYN)

That would be Pete Buttplug, Sec. of Transportation.

Posted by: RickZ at September 21, 2024 01:17 AM (gKDq2)

276 Yeah, if the ILA goes on strike, that kills the Cruise Ship Industry in every Gulf and East Coast port.

Y'all might have to pour me Charity Bourbon at the TxMoMeet?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2024 01:20 AM (kQgoX)

277 Insomnia portion of the night
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2024 01:13

Surely you are off tomorrow? I know it's tough switching shifts, but is Sat downtime for you?

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at September 21, 2024 01:24 AM (55Qr6)

278 It's not true. They are likely both connected but they weren't both in Blackrock ads. Crooks was but Routh was not. His was likely a CIA video.

We are in an information war and facts matter.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2024 12:48 AM (LkLld)
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The Gateway Pundit had a story claiming that fact a few days ago. I didn't have time to read it so I came back later to check it out. I could no longer find the story.

That seems par for the course at Gateway Pundit. I always take their stuff with a grain of salt - I've been burned before.

Posted by: 496 at September 21, 2024 01:25 AM (t+VLa)

279 Back on normal day shift. Monday morning is next work day.

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2024 01:32 AM (fwDg9)

280 Watched an old black and white version of 1984 this evening. Pretty good.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2024 12:52 AM (ufFY
====

I think BBC produced one in the early 60s.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 21, 2024 01:40 AM (RIvkX)

281 Yeah, if the ILA goes on strike, that kills the Cruise Ship Industry in every Gulf and East Coast port.
Y'all might have to pour me Charity Bourbon at the TxMoMeet?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2024 01:20

If they strike what are the implications for the economy and the election? Things take a downturn and it reflects on Biden/Harris administration or does the effect take too long?

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historical take at September 21, 2024 01:40 AM (55Qr6)

282
The Battle of Athens, TN, 1946. Corrupt vote fraud in a small town local election. Returning WWII vets were having none of it. Broke into the sheriff's office/armory to get guns to take on the sheriff and his cronies.
Posted by: RickZ
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FWIW
During the 1899 Kentucky gubernatorial election, Goebel divided his party with his political tactics to win the nomination for governorship at a time when Kentucky Republicans were gaining strength, having elected the party's first governor four years previously. These dynamics led to a close contest between Goebel and William S. Taylor. In the politically chaotic climate that resulted, Goebel was declared as having won the election, but was assassinated and died after three days in office. Everyone charged in connection with the murder was either acquitted or eventually pardoned, and the identity of his assassin remains unknown.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2024 01:40 AM (XeU6L)

283 Farmer.

If they strike, I think it'll be seen as them trying to gin up sympathy for the Dems.

There is NO SYMPATHY for this here on the coast.

ILA members are making House Buying Wages, and benefits.

LET THEM FLIP BURGERS!!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveson, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2024 01:43 AM (kQgoX)

284 Things take a downturn and it reflects on Biden/Harris administration or does the effect take too long?
Posted by: Farmer

The effects will be delayed. Even a short term strike will cause disruptions down stream. If you remember the supply chain disruptions in 2021, those didn't become apparent in the beginning. The media will down play it or ignore it if it happens.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 21, 2024 01:47 AM (f+zED)

285 >>That seems par for the course at Gateway Pundit. I always take their stuff with a grain of salt - I've been burned before.

The United States of America government stole the 2020 election and has thrown people who disagreed in federal prison. That's a fact.

I'm a random knucklehead but that happened and we all know it.

We can all judge what is true and what isn't going forward but pretending our own government isn't capable of lying to us is stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2024 01:48 AM (LkLld)

286 .... hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2024 01:51 AM (kQgoX)

287 Sal at What's going on in shipping has a good breakdown of the potential strike situation

tiny.cc/17zmzz

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 21, 2024 01:52 AM (f+zED)

288 LET THEM FLIP BURGERS!!
Jim
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Reminds me. The other day I had missed lunch, and had a 4:00 meeting scheduled. Stopped at a Waffle House and ordered up a cheeseburger and hash browns.

While walking in, I noted that a pickup truck parked out front had a KelTec decal in the rear window. There were no other customers there, so I figured it must belong to the guy running the grill. So I asked, 'Is that your pickup out there? 'Nope', he replied, and waved his spatula at one of the waitresses, 'S'ers'.

When the waitress came by, I mentioned the decal, she said 'Yup, an' I got the hardware too'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2024 01:53 AM (XeU6L)

289 Ireland.

@john_mcguirk
The article reveals that People before Profit, which campaigns on the housing crisis, opposed 900 new homes out of apparent concern that the homes were too near an ancient portal tomb.

Not that the homes were destroying the tomb, mind you. Just too near it.

Posted by: 13times at September 21, 2024 01:54 AM (2MZ6q)

290 We can all judge what is true and what isn't going forward but pretending our own government isn't capable of lying to us is stupid.
Posted by: JackStraw

Spook daddy Bush is where I mark the beginning of the color revolution.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 21, 2024 01:55 AM (f+zED)

291 >>Spook daddy Bush is where I mark the beginning of the color revolution.

I might go a bit deeper but same same.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2024 02:01 AM (LkLld)

292 Yup, an' I got the hardware too'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

I keep the hardware in my rig. I don't advertise it though.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 21, 2024 02:02 AM (f+zED)

293 That's some high quality memes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 21, 2024 02:06 AM (y31cs)

294 Why was Burisma paying crackhead Hunter Biden $50k a month to produce global warming oil?

https://tinyurl.com/3p38x4ss

Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2024 02:21 AM (LkLld)

295 272 Insomnia portion of the night
Posted by: Skip


I'm at work, pretending to so stuff.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 21, 2024 02:39 AM (wrXPz)

296 Friday night! But sooooo quiet..

Hey, anybody here?

Posted by: JQ at September 21, 2024 02:39 AM (njWTi)

297 youtube.com/watch?v=xW8JQywZlFk

Posted by: JQ at September 21, 2024 02:41 AM (njWTi)

298 They've tried to assassinate Trump twice and nobody has been held to account.

Democrats have replaced an obviously cognitively impaired "president" the media pretends isn't the sitting president and he hasn't been seen doing his job in months and the media plays along. His community college wife ran the first presidential cabinet meeting in a year.

Who do you think is really running the country?

Conspiracy theories and shit

Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2024 02:44 AM (LkLld)

299 "Who do you think is really running the country?"

I've been asking for a year! WTF, I said..

This guy [*biden] wasn't running anything but his mouth from 2021 to 2023, and now he can't even do *that*

Seriously, WTF?

And people just get that stoopid, blank look when I ask..

Posted by: JQ at September 21, 2024 02:49 AM (njWTi)

300 >>And people just get that stoopid, blank look when I ask..

Happens.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2024 03:03 AM (LkLld)

301 I have No F*cking Idea who's running the country right now.

What DO I know? This:

That whatever person or group IS running it, is doing a SH!TTY job. Unless, of course, their goal is to destroy it...

Posted by: JQ at September 21, 2024 03:03 AM (njWTi)

302 I'm at work, pretending to so stuff.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 21, 2024 02:39 AM (wrXPz)

Hope your company doesn't pretend to pay you.

Joke pay is something else entirely.

Posted by: RickZ at September 21, 2024 03:08 AM (gKDq2)

303 youtube.com/watch?v=Foywxieeoyg

Posted by: JQ at September 21, 2024 03:12 AM (njWTi)

304 285
The United States of America government stole the 2020 election ........

Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2024 01:48 AM (LkLld)
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I thought you were going to write The United States of America Republic, which is what Sovereign Citizens claim as their citizenship & domicile. Amusing.

Posted by: Ciampino - Cops never ask them where on a map at September 21, 2024 03:13 AM (qfLjt)

305 Hezbollah commander killed in Israeli airstrike was top military official on US wanted list

https://tinyurl.com/453y4ps7

Posted by: Ciampino - sneaky at September 21, 2024 03:21 AM (qfLjt)

306 Ugh, msn link... shoulda used preview. but didn't... poor 'puter needs penVK now

Posted by: JQ at September 21, 2024 03:24 AM (njWTi)

307 >>I thought you were going to write The United States of America Republic, which is what Sovereign Citizens claim as their citizenship & domicile. Amusing.

Nope. Just facts.

How amusing is what is going on in South Africa right now?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2024 03:25 AM (LkLld)

308
Is there any chance that the Mossad could have sold Hamas modified TVs, such that the TV can turn it on, see who is watching, then reach out of the TV and grab any Hamas operatives, just like in Poltergeist??

Posted by: Arbalest at September 21, 2024 03:31 AM (FlRtG)

309 One of my favorite re-reads on the internots ovet the years was DM of the Rings. By Shamus Young.
A Twenty sided tale of a DM trying to to run a D&D game about the LOTR story using cut scenes from the movies.
Hella fun as we were waiting on the next instalment.
He was the first and best at doing LOTR cuts and sadly passed away recently..
His page was hella fun.
Posted by: Reforger

Classic. Hilarious.
Darths and Droids is even better.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I loved his "Let's Play" review/playthough of Champions Online, with his silver-age Superman-clone named Star On Chest.

Begins here:
https://is.gd/YQ6ExR

He had the Moron sense of humor, for sure. Rest in peace, Shamus.

Posted by: mikeski at September 21, 2024 03:32 AM (DgGvY)

310 200
That Indiana directive ..... the DM article has a quote:
'The amount of people driving on California's dirt roads isn't what's causing the dust storms and windblown dust, or the dust and air quality,' Engelmayer said.

The amount of people? They shovel them in with spades?
We discussed the misuse of amount/number here a few days ago.

Posted by: Ciampino - grmmatical killer at September 21, 2024 03:33 AM (qfLjt)

311 Who is running the country? Per the "Bob's Saucer Repair" series, we should suspect Squirrel agents. Does the White House have an unusually high consumption of walnuts? Perhaps the reason "Joe Biden" looks so tired is because he is overdue to go into hibernation.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 21, 2024 03:35 AM (1AcrT)

312 LOL, Arbalest! That would be so funny.

"Smart" tv's though... maybe Mossad could modify them to recognize military-style dress, and go kabuey when some muzzie 'soldier' walked in front of it? That would be awesome.

Posted by: JQ at September 21, 2024 03:35 AM (njWTi)

313 307
How amusing is what is going on in South Africa right now?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2024 03:25 AM (LkLld)
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Tell me or link as I have obviously missed something.

Posted by: Ciampino - nothing surprises me any longer at September 21, 2024 03:37 AM (qfLjt)

314 Who's running the country... hmmm... anyone seen billyayers or dicktrumka lately?

Posted by: JQ at September 21, 2024 03:38 AM (njWTi)

315 The amount of people? They shovel them in with spades?
We discussed the misuse of amount/number here a few days ago.
Posted by: Ciampino

The large number of people with a only a small amount of grey matter is disturbing.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at September 21, 2024 03:43 AM (f+zED)

316 >>Tell me or link as I have obviously missed something.

Doubtful. It's why you left and came here.

Beautiful country but I doubt you are eager to return. If I'm wrong tell me when you are heading back.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2024 03:49 AM (LkLld)

317 Squirrel agents. Who'd a thunkit?

But it maybe explains why there are so few nuts on my walnut tree this year.

I WUZ ROBBED!

Posted by: JQ at September 21, 2024 03:56 AM (njWTi)

318 316
Yes, beautiful country, many great people but as a collective it was toast when the ANC took over. Previously we never suffered from blackout, brownouts, etc. We came back because my late wife wanted to come home after almost 20 years for her and we saw no future for our two young girls.

Posted by: Ciampino - daily nothing surprises me any longer at September 21, 2024 04:01 AM (qfLjt)

319 Yes, beautiful country, many great people but as a collective it was toast when the ANC took over. Previously we never suffered from blackout, brownouts, etc. We came back because my late wife wanted to come home after almost 20 years for her and we saw no future for our two young girls.

I was fortunate to visit South Africa a number of times. Beautiful country and lovely people.

Communist destroy everything like locusts. It's a tragedy what they've done to SA and if we don't wake up soon they will do here and there is nowhere to go if we fall.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 21, 2024 04:11 AM (LkLld)

320 WeirdDave!


And, that Solzhenitsyn quote is my X profile header image.

Posted by: Candidus at September 21, 2024 08:48 AM (Kgr5b)

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