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MassimoA dog rescuer takes his pack out for the morning jog. A channel I watch a lot is Sitting With Dogs. The guy, Rocky Kanaka, sits with dogs in shelters that need help -- dogs that are aggressive or afraid of people or too frightened to even move. Dogs that aren't going to get adopted, unless someone breaks them out of their shells. This was an especially cute one. The dog was neglected, or maybe was wild its whole life, and has a very bad case of mites. But five minutes in she starts getting very playful. Here's an update on her, or a "Pupdate." She's at a rescue now as she recovers from her bad mite infestation and learns how to be a dog. She's out in California, and if you like her, you might be able to adopt her. Partially paralyzed dog is able to run thanks to a wheelchair-like rig. Even dogs enjoy petting a dog. Giving a horse a groom. This video is upsetting: It's the GoPro video from a skier falling into a deep glacial ravine. I'm posting it, though, because, given that the video was recovered, I'm pretty confident the skier was recovered as well. Not recommended for claustrophobes or bathophobes. When you think you're rescuing a baby lizard but you get so much more. German shepherds play tag. The seed is strong. Some well-earned rest after a day of "commanding." Biking on the brink of a cliff.
@Rainmaker1973
How Japanese have produced wood for 700 years, without cutting down trees. Daisugi is an ancient Japanese forestry technique developed in the 14th century originally used by people living in the Kitayama region, because the territory was extremely poor in saplings. They planted cedars pruned in a special way to produce shoots that eventually would become perfect, straight, knot-free lumbers. The shoots are gently pruned by hand every two years leaving only the top boughs, allowing them to grow straight. Harvesting takes 20 years and old 'tree stock' can grow up to a hundred shoots at a time. There was actually another reason why the technique was developed: fashion. In the 14th century, a linear, stylized form of architecture known as sukiya-zukuri (数寄屋造りbecame popular, and every prominent samurai or nobleman wanted a house built in this way. There were simply not enough raw materials available to keep up with demand, so daisugi was developed to produce more wood in a shorter time. The wood produced with this technique has also impressive qualities: it's 140% more flexible than standard cedar and 200% denser and stronger. And, it's extremely durable.
this is how i want to wake up every morning
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that one's mine ... that one's mine ... oh and that one's mine
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A group of shelter dogs saying goodbye after getting adopted
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Puppies reunite with the nurse who delivered them
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 30, 2024 07:19 PM (qKSAT)
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235 You just know the mods are going to bend over backwards to make CCP Tim look good. I can even see it getting so bad that Vance goes after the moderators.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 30, 2024 07:15 PM (W/lyH
He can take them right out by speaking to the camera about what the moderators are doing to reduce Tampon Tim. Just openly say what everyone is thinking.
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(A witty and intelligent reply)
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Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 30, 2024 07:21 PM (IG4Id)
(A witty and intelligent reply)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 30, 2024 07:24 PM
(First tree or fish pun)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 30, 2024 07:25 PM (a3Q+t)
Tonypete, prayers up. Is there a fund specifically for that area we can donate to?
Posted by: Moki
I like Samaritan's Purse - they are local, well run, and spend almost all donations on direct relief services and provisions. They are an offshoot of the Billy Graham Ministries.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 30, 2024 07:25 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 30, 2024 07:25 PM (57n01)
Cute!
With my pup, once we got him into the hall he walked to the door, like, "Yeah, yeah, bye, whatever, get me outta here!"
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2024 07:27 PM (scDBq)
They stated that 72 hours straight IDF C-130 Gunships were blasting Gaza a
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at September 30, 2024 07:28 PM (qpLSv)
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 8h
BREAKING - Basketball great Dikembe Mutombo dies aged 58: NBA
Congolese-American basketball great Dikembe Mutombo, renowned as one of the best defensive players in NBA history, has died aged 58, the league announced on Monday.
Mutombo, an eight-time NBA all-star, passed away surrounded by his family after a battle with brain cancer, the league added.
“Dikembe Mutombo was simply larger than life,” NBA commissioner Adam Silver said of the 7ft 2in (2.18m) Hall-of-Famer in a statement.
“On the court, he was one of the greatest shot blockers and defensive players in the history of the NBA. Off the floor, he poured his heart and soul into helping others,” Silver added, noting Mutombo’s extensive humanitarian work.
Mutombo, who played 18 seasons in the NBA, worked tirelessly to improve living conditions in his native Democratic Republic of Congo through his personal foundation.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 07:28 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 30, 2024 07:21 PM (IG4Id)
(A witty and intelligent reply)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 30, 2024 07:24 PM
(First tree or fish pun)
(EXPLANATION)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 30, 2024 07:28 PM (scDBq)
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Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 30, 2024 07:25 PM (57n01)
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Being nibbled to death by ducklings is way worse.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 30, 2024 07:30 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 07:30 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 30, 2024 07:30 PM (/Djer)
Posted by: steevy at September 30, 2024 07:30 PM (HJ9BW)
A person I know from work is actually from the Asheville area and he set up a gofundme account. He's in WI but he is going to fill up a trailer and haul supplies down. He's runs our cafeteria so he will be setting up and cooking food down there too.
Obviously you don't know me, but he's a stand up guy and I will vouch for him and I am going to donate my own $$ too. Sometimes it helps to have a referral when donating money.
I didn't want to just drop the link without checking with you since even though it's a good cause, it's a solicitation.
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 30, 2024 07:30 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: CapeFear at September 30, 2024 07:30 PM (7tWrB)
I didn't get any cake the last time, either.
Posted by: Milton at September 30, 2024 07:31 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Titanium White at September 30, 2024 07:31 PM (BsPPV)
They stated that 72 hours straight IDF C-130 Gunships were blasting Gaza and Lebanon with nothing, but the Harris Cackling and they said they never heard anything such painful in their life.
They stated they would rather die in a Israeli Prison then listen to that ever again.
Posted by: MSNBC News at September 30, 2024 07:32 PM (qpLSv)
Actually I don't Elon has enough money to get me to ride it.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 30, 2024 07:33 PM (qKSAT)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 30, 2024 07:21 PM (IG4Id)
(A witty and intelligent reply)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 30, 2024 07:24 PM
(First tree or fish pun)
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Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 30, 2024 07:28 PM (scDBq)
(Mandatory arm Joke)
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Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a song at September 30, 2024 07:34 PM (vFG9F)
Well, that leaves us out.
Posted by: Smelly marxists and hippies at September 30, 2024 07:33 PM (YcI+h)
Claustrophobes? Afraid of SANTA????
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 30, 2024 07:35 PM (QAkQ3)
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Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 30, 2024 07:21 PM (IG4Id)
(A witty and intelligent reply)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 30, 2024 07:24 PM
(First tree or fish pun)
(EXPLANATION)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 30, 2024 07:28 PM (scDBq)
(Mandatory arm Joke)
Posted by: Michelle Fields...... at September 30, 2024 07:33 PM (QAkQ3)
(Plethora reference)
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Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 30, 2024 07:40 PM (/Djer)
Posted by: tubal at September 30, 2024 07:41 PM (PCK5/)
BREAKING:
The IDF officially announces it has started a ground incursion into Lebanon.
The operation has been given the name "Northern Arrows"
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 07:41 PM (CEzQx)
Elvis was like that. Very shy, didn't make eye contact with the shelter people. It was his 3rd shelter and I think he thought he going to another.
Once we got home and he took a stroll around the house, zoomies.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2024 07:41 PM (LkLld)
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Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 30, 2024 07:41 PM (a3Q+t)
You have to be aware that the Japanese love these "140% stronger" type bullshit numbers. The popular "science" media are always talking about stuff being empirically better based on made up numbers and no one believes them since they all know it is bullshit. Not saying that there was no reason to do what they did (wood grows quicker if root system is already established. Similar practices of pollarding and coppicing were practiced in Europe.) Just that they did it because it grew faster.
Also, that bit about cutting off all but the crown is common woodsman practice to eliminate knots. They even have machines that run up the trees and trim the lower branches. I don't think it is done in modern commercial stands, but it is not such a big deal.
Oh, btw, Cedar is a soft-wood.
Posted by: Big Oak at September 30, 2024 07:42 PM (YcI+h)
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Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 30, 2024 07:42 PM (57n01)
BREAKING:
El Salvador's President Nayib Bukele meets with Argentine President Javier Milei in the presidential palace in Buenos Aires.
The 2 men are determined cooperate on a plan to combat communist influence in Southern and Central America.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 07:42 PM (CEzQx)
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Posted by: Diogenes at September 30, 2024 07:45 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: tubal at September 30, 2024 07:45 PM (PCK5/)
A. Joe didn't "pick" Kamala
B. Kamala has known for a long time she was going to be the candidate in 2024 so she didn't get "insomnia" from being picked
C. Kamala didn't "pick" Walz
Posted by: ... at September 30, 2024 07:46 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Titanium White at September 30, 2024 07:47 PM (BsPPV)
A. Joe didn't "pick" Kamala
B. Kamala has known for a long time she was going to be the candidate in 2024 so she didn't get "insomnia" from being picked
C. Kamala didn't "pick" Walz
Posted by: ... at September 30, 2024 07:46 PM (lX8VI
As if everyone didn't know Obama was behind it all.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 30, 2024 07:47 PM (57n01)
Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 07:47 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 30, 2024 07:48 PM (I1GXe)
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Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 30, 2024 07:49 PM (4WBZX)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2024 07:49 PM (scDBq)
In my Japanese house all the trim is knot free, as are most of the posts. I should clarify that the posts are only knot free on one side -- the north side as the tree grew -- and they take special care to put those on the exposed side. They also hide the knotty posts in corners where they are not seen, or closets. The choicest posts are all beautiful clear wood.
Posted by: Big Oak at September 30, 2024 07:50 PM (YcI+h)
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Posted by: Diogenes at September 30, 2024 07:50 PM (W/lyH)
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Posted by: rhomboid at September 30, 2024 07:52 PM (lRO1C)
Posted by: Marcel Marceau at September 30, 2024 07:52 PM (scDBq)
Posted by: Crusader at September 30, 2024 07:50 PM (TN0g+)
Fuq that guy in particular
Posted by: zombie Ray Fosse at September 30, 2024 07:52 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Eromero at September 30, 2024 07:52 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 30, 2024 07:52 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Piper at September 30, 2024 07:51 PM (pZEOD)
My favorite game! What joke are we doing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 07:53 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 07:53 PM (V13WU)
Once again, many of the houses destroyed WERE NOT IN A FLOOD ZONE.
I’m sick of people saying the victims of this flood are to blame. My basement flooded & I literally live on the side of a mountain with no water higher than my home.
15+” of rain in 24hrs will do that.
alexandriabrown @alexthechick 7h
Do people really not know that the part of Western NC that was destroyed is the mountain part? There were no calls for evacuation or warnings for this because this was not anticipated AT ALL.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 07:53 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 30, 2024 07:54 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: CapeFear at September 30, 2024 07:30 PM (7tWrB)
October 1. He's fallen to bronze on the worst Preznit ever Olympics.
His giving Jerry Ford's eulogy is a signal point in the fall of the Republican party.
Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2024 07:54 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: tubal
They work mighty hard to make a living. I'd have a headache after two minutes. Never mind the CTE.
Posted by: Failed Pecker at September 30, 2024 07:54 PM (CV8a5)
In accordance with the decision of the political echelon, a few hours ago, the IDF began limited, localized, and targeted ground raids based on precise intelligence against Hezbollah terrorist targets and infrastructure in southern Lebanon. These targets are located in villages close to the border and pose an immediate threat to Israeli communities in northern Israel.
The IDF is operating according to a methodical plan set out by the General Staff and the Northern Command which IDF soldiers have trained and prepared for in recent months.
The Israeli Air Force and IDF Artillery are supporting the ground forces with precise strikes on military targets in the area.
These operations were approved and carried out in accordance with the decision of the political echelon. Operation “Northern Arrows” will continue according to the situational assessment and in parallel to combat in Gaza and in other arenas.
The IDF is continuing to operate to achieve the goals of the war and is doing everything necessary to defend the citizens of Israel and return the citizens of northern Israel to their homes.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 07:54 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 07:55 PM (V13WU)
C. Kamala didn't "pick" Walz
Posted by: ... at September 30, 2024 07:46 PM (lX8VI
As if everyone didn't know Obama was behind it all.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at
I think she dud pick him. She said she went with her “gut”. Which reinforces how ridiculous she is.
Posted by: Piper at September 30, 2024 07:55 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 30, 2024 07:55 PM (lRO1C)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2024 07:55 PM (scDBq)
Mercy Chefs is a faith-based, non-profit disaster relief organization which provides restaurant-quality meals to victims, volunteers, and first responders in national emergencies and natural disasters. Their mobile kitchens are self-sustaining, able to run in areas without power, and capable of purifying their own water.
Mercy Chefs is often one of the first organizations to arrive following a major weather event and is capable of providing 15,000 meals daily to meet the needs of the devastated community. They pre-mobilized in Florida even before Hurricane Helene made landfall, already have on-the-ground resources activated in Tennessee, and now have a response team headed to Ashville, North Carolina.
Donations can be made online, or mailed to 711 Washington Street, Portsmouth, VA 23704. You can also follow their efforts on social media (@mercychefs).
Posted by: Kathy at September 30, 2024 07:55 PM (qpw89)
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 30, 2024 07:55 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 30, 2024 07:55 PM (syMfX)
C. Kamala didn't "pick" Walz
Posted by: ... at September 30, 2024 07:46 PM (lX8VI
As if everyone didn't know Obama was behind it all.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at
I think she dud pick him. She said she went with her “gut”. Which reinforces how ridiculous she is.
Posted by: Piper
I think he's the only one who answered the phone.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 30, 2024 07:56 PM (DqQS/)
Posted by: Piper at September 30, 2024 07:56 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 07:57 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 30, 2024 07:57 PM (4WBZX)
Posted by: Titanium White at September 30, 2024 07:57 PM (BsPPV)
Cool!
We've had a young cooper's hawk drop by the yard a few times in the last two days - he wants our mice by the garage. He can have all of them!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2024 07:57 PM (scDBq)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 30, 2024 07:56 PM (DqQS/)
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I think you’re right.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 30, 2024 07:57 PM (u73oe)
That's how I go out, in a hail of puppy love.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 30, 2024 07:57 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 30, 2024 07:52 PM (W/lyH)
Hey, if the shogun told your ass to watch a tree grow, you watched a tree grow,
Posted by: Eromero at September 30, 2024 07:57 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 07:57 PM (y31cs)
Not the horde,
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 30, 2024 07:58 PM (syMfX)
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 07:58 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Piper at September 30, 2024 07:55 PM (pZEOD)
I wonder if this comment is trying to distance herself, because she now knows he is going to absolutely tank in the debate.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 30, 2024 07:58 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 30, 2024 07:58 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 30, 2024 07:58 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 30, 2024 07:59 PM (syMfX)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2024 07:59 PM (scDBq)
That's how I go out, in a hail of puppy love.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 30, 2024 07:57 PM (i24o9)
Sorry... Copyrighted....
Posted by: Dony Ossmond at September 30, 2024 07:59 PM (QAkQ3)
Lim(Cute)= 1 golden retriever puppy
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 07:59 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2024 07:59 PM (RTfY1)
Posted by: amy schumer at September 30, 2024 07:59 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'yes, we have no bananas' at September 30, 2024 08:00 PM (uBb4f)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 08:00 PM (y31cs)
Today there is enough wood to build for 100 years or so.
We are not running out of wood.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 08:00 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at September 30, 2024 08:00 PM (scDBq)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 30, 2024 08:01 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 30, 2024 08:01 PM (t/Dt4)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 30, 2024 08:01 PM (BEOIm)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
(A witty and intelligent reply)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
(First tree or fish pun)
(EXPLANATION)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER
(EXPLANATION)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 30, 2024 08:01 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'yes, we have no bananas' at September 30, 2024 08:00 PM (uBb4f
A Golden Doberman.
Posted by: Titanium White at September 30, 2024 08:01 PM (BsPPV)
Most of human existence has been boring. It's only recently that we've had access to more entertainment than anyone could possibly ever absorb. Couch potatoes are a product of the television. The internet is going to take that to 11.
Posted by: fd at September 30, 2024 08:02 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 30, 2024 08:02 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 08:02 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: Piper at September 30, 2024 08:02 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 08:00 PM (gbOdA)
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If ya are, Bob Dole can fix that!
Posted by: Bob Dole at September 30, 2024 08:02 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Ever seen quarter sawn oak at your local lumber store...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 30, 2024 08:02 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'yes, we have no bananas' at September 30, 2024 08:03 PM (uBb4f)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 30, 2024 07:55 PM (lRO1C)
Just make sure you don't take the helicopter to Kobe.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 30, 2024 08:03 PM (QM0P0)
Posted by: Crusader at September 30, 2024 08:03 PM (TN0g+)
This is an inferior product. Not bad, but not AS good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 08:03 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 30, 2024 08:03 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 30, 2024 08:03 PM (t/Dt4)
Posted by: fd at September 30, 2024 08:04 PM (vFG9F)
Ooh - Ben Had mentioned a breed that was a lovey dog, but would also take out an intruder. A Brazilian mastiff, maybe?
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at September 30, 2024 08:04 PM (scDBq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 30, 2024 08:03 PM (QM0P0)
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Snort
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 30, 2024 08:04 PM (u73oe)
I designed a whole home generator system that runs the whole home. The customer does not understand how the 3 biggest people in the business in town said he had to go off and flip breakers. My design runs his whole house, no breakers flipping and he is mad at me.
WTFO
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 08:04 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 08:05 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 08:05 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 08:06 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 30, 2024 08:06 PM (aXxgO)
This is an inferior product. Not bad, but not AS good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 08:03 PM (y31cs)
——————-
Needs more black pepper.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 30, 2024 08:06 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at September 30, 2024 08:04 PM (scDBq)
Huh. I think I remember that. thanks.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'yes, we have no bananas' at September 30, 2024 08:06 PM (uBb4f)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 30, 2024 08:02 PM (hOUT3)
No but I could get it here:
https://maps.app.goo.gl/NtEeKzo1MQ5CgVw66
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 08:06 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 08:06 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 08:06 PM (y31cs)
Just a reminder that Fathi al-Sharif, the head of the UNRWA teachers union in Lebanon who was killed in an Israeli airstrike yesterday, was also the head of Hamas in Lebanon.
Why are terrorists employed by the UN @antonioguterres?
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 08:07 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Piper at September 30, 2024 08:07 PM (pZEOD)
Today there is enough wood to build for 100 years or so.
We are not running out of wood.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 08:00 PM (gbOdA)
Which is why the Greens forcing PLASTIC grocery bags on us was not just stupid, but evil IMO.
Posted by: Dony Ossmond at September 30, 2024 08:07 PM (QAkQ3)
You can buy the transfer switch and fairly easy to install.
Posted by: Titanium White at September 30, 2024 08:07 PM (BsPPV)
Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 08:07 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: fd at September 30, 2024 08:08 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 30, 2024 08:08 PM (lRO1C)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 08:08 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 30, 2024 08:08 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 08:08 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 30, 2024 08:08 PM (ufFY8)
We are not running out of wood.
Posted by: rhennigantx
"You think that shit grows on trees!!??"
- willfully ignorant blue-haired harpy
Posted by: Tonypete at September 30, 2024 08:08 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: The Paolo at September 30, 2024 08:08 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 08:08 PM (V13WU)
I met a Golden that was a trained guard dog. Seems dumb. Completely against their nature.
My Golden's would invite an intruder in and show him where the silver is kept.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2024 08:08 PM (LkLld)
WTFO
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 08:04 PM (gbOdA)
Some people are never happy.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at September 30, 2024 08:09 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 30, 2024 08:09 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2024 07:59 PM (RTfY1)
Gone to the dugout, put him in the HOF and be done with it. Lesser men got in.
Posted by: Eromero at September 30, 2024 08:09 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 30, 2024 08:08 PM (lRO1C)
(Just like JFK Jr- just with a helicopter)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 08:09 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 30, 2024 08:09 PM (3jD8i)
Posted by: Titanium White at September 30, 2024 08:07 PM (BsPPV)
I did and it works but he says others say it will not work!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 08:09 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson
Tibetan Mastiff > Brazilian Mastiff
Tibetan Mastiff dog food bill >>> Brazilian Mastiff dog food bill
Posted by: mikeski at September 30, 2024 08:09 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 30, 2024 08:10 PM (t/Dt4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 08:10 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 30, 2024 08:10 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: rhennigantx"
Maybe they are experts.
Posted by: fd at September 30, 2024 08:10 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 30, 2024 08:10 PM (t/Dt4)
https://tinyurl.com/2nd5jwnu
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 08:10 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 30, 2024 08:10 PM (t/Dt4)
Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 08:10 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 30, 2024 08:10 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Piper at September 30, 2024 08:11 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: rhennigantx
No, I am not in danger of that!
Posted by: The Paolo at September 30, 2024 08:08 PM (CV8a5)
And when I awoke
I was alone, this bird had flown
So I lit a fire
Isn't it good, morning wood?
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 08:11 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 30, 2024 08:11 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'yes, we have no bananas' at September 30, 2024 08:00 PM (uBb4f)
Name him Mossberg.
Posted by: Eromero at September 30, 2024 08:11 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 30, 2024 08:11 PM (t/Dt4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 08:11 PM (y31cs)
Rose: "Don't bet on it."
Posted by: SFGoth at September 30, 2024 08:11 PM (KAi1n)
Murdered by a pack of love. I guess there are worse ways to go.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 30, 2024 08:11 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Piper at September 30, 2024 08:11 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Diogenes
The Paolo, he has, how you say, many times slapped hot iron to her.
Posted by: The Paolo at September 30, 2024 08:11 PM (WXNFJ)
Golden / Yellow lab mix.
Danger of turning into a pet thread.
Saved by asking what breed was ol yeller?
Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2024 08:11 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Jmel at September 30, 2024 08:12 PM (bVhJi)
Posted by: Megthered at September 30, 2024 08:12 PM (VihIQ)
Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 08:12 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 08:13 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 30, 2024 08:08 PM (ufFY
Because the people who run MLB are just as bad as all the other globalist corporatist woke DEI communo-fascist pieces of shit who run damn near everything else in this country.
Took an almost sacred American tradition, and ran it into the dirt, along side Coca-Cola, Disney, and U.S. Steel.
May you all rot in hell.
Meanwhile, Pete is enjoying a game of catch with Shoeless Joe, and diving into the dirt with Ty Cobb, spikes up.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 30, 2024 08:13 PM (3jD8i)
Pete
Kris (not the art kris)
Mitumba
Biden is killing more people than IDF.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 08:13 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 08:13 PM (y31cs)
If that puckers you, checkout videos of Portal Trail in Moab ... or the White Line in Sedona.
I have ridden them both.
Pucker city.
Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2024 08:13 PM (lKYo+)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 30, 2024 08:14 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Piper at September 30, 2024 08:14 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: fd at September 30, 2024 08:10 PM (vFG9F)
May I borrow your watch!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 08:14 PM (gbOdA)
Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
QUESTION: "What is your economic plan?"
KAMALA: "My sister and I were raised by our mother..."
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 08:14 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 08:14 PM (y31cs)
Damn.
Charlie Hustle was one of the Greatest Ever.
RIP
Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2024 08:14 PM (lKYo+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 08:14 PM (y31cs)
If that puckers you, checkout videos of Portal Trail in Moab ... or the White Line in Sedona.
I have ridden them both.
Pucker city.
Posted by: garrett at September
(Croc joke)
Posted by: Piper at September 30, 2024 08:14 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Piper"
No. There is nothing wrong with variations on a theme. We are like an infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of typewriters, slowly working our way thru the possibilities.
Posted by: fd at September 30, 2024 08:15 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 08:15 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Paco at September 30, 2024 08:15 PM (njExo)
I did donate to operation airdrop--they serve disaster areas that can only be reached by boat or air. Given that all the roads are gone, seemed like a good one to support this time.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at September 30, 2024 08:15 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: BurtTC
Wanna bet?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 30, 2024 08:15 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Eromero
======
He's not remotely close to UofM football cheating, so. . . reluctantly . . . yeah, he should go in.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 30, 2024 08:15 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 08:16 PM (y31cs)
I always thought that the HOF should have a lifesized Bronze of Pete, seated on a bench across the street from the Hall.
Just looking at it.
Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2024 08:16 PM (lKYo+)
My Golden's would invite an intruder in and show him where the silver is kept.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2024 08:08 PM (LkLld)
Easily defeated by a tennis ball.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 30, 2024 08:16 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 08:16 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: Piper
I think you meant
(Observation that the Horde has a ton of memes)
(FIFY)
Posted by: mikeski at September 30, 2024 08:16 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 30, 2024 08:17 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2024 08:17 PM (RTfY1)
If that puckers you, checkout videos of Portal Trail in Moab ... or the White Line in Sedona.
I have ridden them both.
Pucker city.
Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2024 08:13 PM (lKYo+)
I did that trail from outside of Death Valley into the valley from due west a little to north. You scapre the mirrors on the dirvers side.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 08:17 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 08:18 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: Titanium White at September 30, 2024 08:07 PM (BsPPV)
I did and it works but he says others say it will not work!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 08:09 PM (gbOdA)
I just installed a whole-house generator/transfer switch. It's completely seamless. Power goes out and 20 seconds later, generator fires up. Power comes on, generator shuts off. Pretty common set up.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 30, 2024 08:18 PM (GTqXr)
Posted by: Megthered at September 30, 2024 08:18 PM (VihIQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 08:14 PM (y31cs)
$0.25 same as inside the margins.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 08:18 PM (gbOdA)
Well, it is the the blurst of times.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 30, 2024 08:18 PM (aXxgO)
This is an inferior product. Not bad, but not AS good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 08:03 PM (y31cs)
We went on a campout, and one adult was tasked with sausage gravy and biscuits for breakfast. That person bought canned gravy. Canned turkey gravy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 30, 2024 08:18 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Piper at September 30, 2024 08:18 PM (pZEOD)
A Teacher and a Terrorist:
Hamas Lebanon declared today that its leader in Lebanon, Fath Essharif, was killed in an Israeli airstrike in Tyre.
Fath Essharif was a principal and head of the @UNRWA teachers' association in Lebanon.
UNRWA, which was informed about his terror activities, put him on so-called "administrative leave" but refused to fire him.
It’s not an issue of a few rotten apples, as @UNLazzarini tries to describe. It’s a deeply rooted problem.
Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom 7h
.@UNRWA chief @UNLazzarini claims he didn't know Fathi Sharif was a "commander" in Hamas's Lebanon branch.
What exactly did he think "holds a top leadership position in Hamas" meant?
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 08:18 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 30, 2024 08:19 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at September 30, 2024 08:19 PM (l5J64)
We went on a campout, and one adult was tasked with sausage gravy and biscuits for breakfast. That person bought canned gravy. Canned turkey gravy.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
Did you leave them behind?
Posted by: Piper at September 30, 2024 08:19 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 30, 2024 08:19 PM (t/Dt4)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 30, 2024 08:17 PM (8AONa)
———————
That reminds me, I need to go out to my pool and feed my Great White.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 30, 2024 08:19 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 30, 2024 08:19 PM (57n01)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 30, 2024 08:18 PM (i24o9)
Too bad that guy disappeared out in the woods.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 08:19 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 08:20 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 30, 2024 08:03 PM (QM0P0)
You could take the Kobe out of the helicopter. But you can't take the helicopter out of Kobe.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 30, 2024 08:20 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 30, 2024 08:20 PM (BpYfr)
Heh. My last Golden was an absolute tennis ball maniac. He would try to stuff as many as he could in his mouth. He loved tennis balls more than Goldfinger loved gold.
Made shopping for his toys a breeze.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2024 08:20 PM (LkLld)
MLB went way too far.
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at September 30, 2024 08:19 PM (l5J64
Pete pissed off someone pretty bad.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 30, 2024 08:20 PM (57n01)
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 08:14 PM (CEzQx)
God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump. Listen up, people...
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 08:20 PM (gbOdA)
Nice. I did one really big 4x4 trail from the north shore of Glenn Canyon all the way into Arches National Park on abandoned road/trail. I think we went over 2 passes +8k on abandoned road/trail. Seriously insane trip. Amazed we made it through that entire trail alive.
Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2024 08:20 PM (lKYo+)
Posted by: Handsome Doggos Too at September 30, 2024 08:20 PM (yEo1J)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 30, 2024 08:20 PM (WXNFJ)
By treading carefully and carrying a big stick.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 30, 2024 08:20 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 30, 2024 08:18 PM (i24o9)
You Had One Job!
Lash him to the tree.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 30, 2024 08:20 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Mr Ray at September 30, 2024 08:21 PM (SGfHY)
Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 08:21 PM (V13WU)
Footage showing one of the Israeli Airstrikes earlier on the Dahieh Suburb of Southern Beirut, less than a Mile from Rafic Hariri International Airport. With the Size of the Explosion suggesting that a Major Weapons Storage Site was likely Targeted.
https://tinyurl.com/2tytcaut
24 seconds; VERY loud.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 08:21 PM (CEzQx)
I was going to crack a pun butt decided it would only lead to the bottom.
Posted by: fd at September 30, 2024 08:22 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Piper at September 30, 2024 08:22 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 30, 2024 08:20 PM (WXNFJ)
Damn, this a hip crowd!
Posted by: Josephus at September 30, 2024 08:22 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at September 30, 2024 08:22 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 08:19 PM (y31cs)
He wasn't even there to partake, because he took a couple of kids to a cross-country meet, a conflict that popped up after campout was planned.
To be honest, it wasn't completely bad, but I skipped dinner the night before, so I might have been really hungry.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 30, 2024 08:22 PM (i24o9)
Maybe being an unlikable, threatening prick was less endearing to those who had to endure it up close.
Posted by: Fuck Pete Rose at September 30, 2024 08:23 PM (yEo1J)
Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 08:23 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: EdmundburkesShade at September 30, 2024 08:23 PM (WvGHv)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 30, 2024 08:23 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 30, 2024 08:23 PM (t/Dt4)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 30, 2024 08:18 PM (GTqXr)
I done about $300k worth. And my customer says it will not work. It works.
He told me he has a 5000 sq ft house and I do not understand. I told him my house is 4200k.
He said he had 3 ac units.
Me too.
This all happened as the gen was running the whole house.
I thot he was going to pull out his dick.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 08:24 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2024 08:20 PM (LkLld)
My Mom had one. One track mind.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 30, 2024 08:24 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Piper at September 30, 2024 08:19 PM (pZEOD)
No, but next time that idea comes up, I am taking it and making homemade, like a proper southerner.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 30, 2024 08:25 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2024 08:20 PM (LkLld)
My Mom had one. One track mind.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 30, 2024 08:24 PM (i24o9)
Did she chase it when you would throw it?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 30, 2024 08:25 PM (57n01)
Mary Ann was a young man's girlfriend. Obviously cuter, virginal, brunette, perky, and more enthusiastic.
Ginger was an experienced slightly older made-up bombshell type who had obviously been through the Hollywood casting couch trip and know what was expected of her. She would have known every page of the Kama Sutra, given and gotten it in ways only the sickest producers could summon up in their vile imaginations, been to orgys and probably been trafficked in ways that would make P. Diddy blush black. She could no doubt handle the whole male castaway contingent simultaneously while figuring a way to pleasure Mrs. Howell in the bargain.
But, yeah, an eternal dilemma.
Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2024 08:26 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Piper at September 30, 2024 08:26 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2024 08:20 PM (lKYo+)
I did that in a rented jeep with all the ins about 500 bux. Best part was wife needed to pee and there was nothing and I mean nothing to pass side. She crawled over me to open the door and pee on side of mountain.
ha
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 08:26 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2024 08:20 PM (LkLld)
I had a lab cross that would find a Penn 8 Tennis Ball anywhere in the world you brought her.
Snuck her into Zion for a Backpacking trip and first night she runs into the camp when we are sitting around the fire ring and spits out a Penn 8 Tennis Ball.
Amazing.
Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2024 08:26 PM (lKYo+)
New York Post
Sep 30, 2024
@nypost
Kamala Harris says insomnia hit after Biden dropped out, was sleep deprived the day of Walz pick
-
Remember Hillary's 3:00 A.M. call ad? Well, Kamala needs her sleep.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 30, 2024 08:26 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: EdmundburkesShade at September 30, 2024 08:23 PM (WvGHv)
Well, if you DO run a generator, you should open your main breaker from the utility, lest you inadvertently kill a utility worker out in the field.
But, people are stupid, so CA makes a law that will probably be ignored.
If you have an automatic system that will start up your generator, then yeah, a transfer switch is a necessary thing.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 30, 2024 08:27 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Fuck Pete Rose at September 30, 2024 08:23 PM (yEo1J)
The great ones often alienate the less gifted. It's the price of singular achievement.
Posted by: Mr Ray at September 30, 2024 08:27 PM (SGfHY)
A Car appears to have been the Target of the Israeli Airstrike on the Syrian Capital of Damascus, with it likely a Targeted Assassination.
OSINTdefender @sentdefender 20m
Additional Documentation of the Israeli Strike on a Car in the Mezzeh District of Southwestern Damascus, with several reportedly Killed and Injured.
https://tinyurl.com/ms39d8ak
still photo
Amateur Jew @AmateurJew1 40m Replying to @sentdefender
Either that or their car’s extended warranty suddenly expired.
Johnny Mac @Capt_Emeritus 17m Replying to @sentdefender
Did they Mossad the Assad???
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 08:27 PM (CEzQx)
24 seconds; VERY loud.
Posted by: andycanuck
======
A smart military blog will know:
Has Israel conducted previous large scale attacks on Lebanon where just about everything dropped was a precision weapon?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 30, 2024 08:27 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Mr Ray at September 30, 2024 08:21 PM (SGfHY)
Ted Williams would like a word.
Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2024 08:27 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 08:27 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 30, 2024 08:25 PM (57n01)
I imagine, but why would I throw the Golden Retriever?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 30, 2024 08:27 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 08:27 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 08:28 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 30, 2024 08:28 PM (qspge)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 08:28 PM (y31cs)
I was going to crack a pun butt decided it would only lead to the bottom.
Posted by: fd at September 30
I am sure it would have been a gas.
Posted by: Piper at September 30, 2024 08:28 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: EdmundburkesShade at September 30, 2024 08:23 PM (WvGHv)
Well, if you DO run a generator, you should open your main breaker from the utility, lest you inadvertently kill a utility worker out in the field.
But, people are stupid, so CA makes a law that will probably be ignored.
If you have an automatic system that will start up your generator, then yeah, a transfer switch is a necessary thing.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 30, 2024 08:27 PM (ufFY
I did all that IT WORKS
Customer said I did not know how to make work whats was working.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 08:29 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 30, 2024 07:58 PM
( whinges that they understood math wasn't allowed on the blog )
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 30, 2024 08:29 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
We are so happy to hear from you! How can we help beyond the donations already in process?
Posted by: Piper at September 30, 2024 08:30 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 08:30 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: fd at September 30, 2024 08:30 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 30, 2024 08:28 PM (qspge)
cant help but can we help
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 08:31 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 08:31 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Count de Monet
A double-entry joke?
Posted by: Tonypete
Kamala is an accountant?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 30, 2024 08:31 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 08:31 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 30, 2024 08:28 PM (qspge)
Robert, how are you posting here? What internet is still available?
Posted by: Mr Ray at September 30, 2024 08:32 PM (SGfHY)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 30, 2024 08:32 PM (/Djer)
Posted by: runner
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(31st to post that the thread is Centered AND Gray)
Posted by: mikeski at September 30, 2024 08:33 PM (DgGvY)
So, can we record your preference for Ginger in your Permanent Record?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 30, 2024 08:33 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: a troll at September 30, 2024 08:33 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: runner
FCC cancelled the contract or there would be over 17000 Starlinks installed.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 30, 2024 08:33 PM (t/Dt4)
>>Snuck her into Zion for a Backpacking trip and first night she runs into the camp when we are sitting around the fire ring and spits out a Penn 8 Tennis Ball.
>>Amazing.
People at the marina where I used to keep my boat would bring balls for him. My boat was the last slip and as we'd go down the dock to get there he would stop to visit and get a ball. He would get so happy they would get a kick out of it. I had frigging tennis balls everywhere.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2024 08:34 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Dr. T at September 30, 2024 08:34 PM (lHPJf)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 08:34 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2024 08:34 PM (RTfY1)
Trump War Room @TrumpWarRoom 2h
Kamala goes Full Biden, refusing to take questions on the botched hurricane response as the press is forced out of her staged FEMA briefing
Catturd ™ @catturd2 1h
Airhead is too dumb to take questions.
https://tinyurl.com/mu8cma5u
25 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 08:35 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: BurtTC
Wanna bet?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 30, 2024 08:15 PM (WXNFJ)
Meanwhile Pete Alexander has a hooch set up, The Babe is grilling hot dogs, and Rogers Hornsby is scolding all of them for not getting to bed before the sun went down.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 30, 2024 08:35 PM (lFCW3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 08:35 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: GAIVS KILROYNIVS at September 30, 2024 08:36 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 30, 2024 08:33 PM (a3Q+t)
Like I don't have enough to answer for on Judgement Day.
Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2024 08:36 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 08:36 PM (y31cs)
Cellular connection, I would guess. Best of luck to you, AR.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 30, 2024 08:36 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2024 08:37 PM (RTfY1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 30, 2024 08:37 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2024 08:34 PM (RTfY1)
I know Johnny Bench was another scold who was critical of Pete. I think they reconciled not too long ago.
Incidentally, Bench was overrated.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 30, 2024 08:37 PM (lFCW3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 08:37 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at September 30, 2024 08:37 PM (WvGHv)
They got Pete Rose!
You bastards!!
Posted by: BurtTC at September 30, 2024 08:09 PM
another grim milestone for the harris administration
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 30, 2024 08:38 PM (tljrc)
Ali
Robinson
Mantle
Woods
Johnson
Tyson
Bird
Jordan
Brady
There's probably some others I'm not thinking of.
Posted by: Mr Ray at September 30, 2024 08:38 PM (SGfHY)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2024 08:37 PM (RTfY1)
I was taking poetic license. Besides, I'm sure Pete knew how to spike a fella if he needed to.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 30, 2024 08:39 PM (lFCW3)
Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 08:39 PM (V13WU)
Robert, how are you posting here? What internet is still available?
Posted by: Mr Ra
I have to drive closer to town where a cell signal is available. Will be visiting a water distribution point tomorrow. Just pray for everyone that has it much worse than I do.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 30, 2024 08:39 PM (qspge)
Posted by: Mr Ray at September 30, 2024 08:38 PM (SGfHY)
(and that's when the argument started, officer)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 08:39 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 30, 2024 08:39 PM (4WBZX)
Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2024 08:39 PM (lKYo+)
Pete will probably be the same way.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 30, 2024 08:40 PM (57n01)
Posted by: Mr Ray at September 30, 2024 08:38 PM
Berra would be #1 on the list of post-war American philosopher-athletes.
Posted by: GAIVS KILROYNIVS at September 30, 2024 08:40 PM (a3Q+t)
I didn't realize the Cajun Navy was an actual organization.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at September 30, 2024 08:40 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 30, 2024 08:40 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 30, 2024 08:40 PM (t/Dt4)
Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2024 08:40 PM (lKYo+)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 30, 2024 08:41 PM (t/Dt4)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 08:41 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 30, 2024 08:39 PM (qspge
Of course. There is a lot of pain and suffering right now.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 30, 2024 08:41 PM (57n01)
Customer said I did not know how to make work whats was working.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 08:29 PM (gbOdA)
Offer to take the system out...?
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 30, 2024 08:41 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at September 30, 2024 08:40 PM
https://unitedcajunnavy.org/
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 30, 2024 08:41 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 30, 2024 08:42 PM (MpVUb)
But, yeah, an eternal dilemma.
Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2024 08:26 PM (j4U/Z)
Well, it did take a heck of a long time to get off the island...
Posted by: Diogenes at September 30, 2024 08:43 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Mr Ray at September 30, 2024 08:38 PM (SGfHY)
Teddy Fucking Ballgame !!!
Posted by: zombie Ray Fosse at September 30, 2024 08:43 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 08:44 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Mr Ray
America's sweetheart, Mary Lou Retton.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 30, 2024 08:44 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Mr Ray at September 30, 2024 08:38 PM (SGfHY)
Ryan
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 08:44 PM (gbOdA)
And there was Murphy, cowering behind me, and peeking out from behind my legs.
I miss that big beautiful goofball.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 30, 2024 08:44 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Mr Ray at September 30, 2024 08:38 PM
Berra would be #1 on the list of post-war American philosopher-athletes.
Posted by: GAIVS KILROYNIVS at September 30, 2024 08:40 PM (a3Q+t)
Lol, the greatest quotes of any athlete ever.
Posted by: Mr Ray at September 30, 2024 08:45 PM (SGfHY)
Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2024 08:26 PM (j4U/Z)
Yeah, but you ruined the island for me.
Posted by: Eromero at September 30, 2024 08:45 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 08:46 PM (y31cs)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 30, 2024 08:46 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2024 08:46 PM (RTfY1)
I watch that channel too. I like dogs, but my lifestyle makes owning one impossible. I'm waiting to see what happened to that trained Dalmatian he sat with a month ago. The one that was found with a harness and leash attached. I hope the owner got her back.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 30, 2024 08:47 PM (VwHCD)
He ran out through my fence like a pink panther cartoon.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 08:47 PM (gbOdA)
===
Well, it did take a heck of a long time to get off the island...
Posted by: Diogenes at September 30, 2024 08:43 PM
I believe the point of Auspex's comment was, that with the correct choice, it wouldn't take very long to get off on the island at all.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 30, 2024 08:47 PM (a3Q+t)
https://tinyurl.com/2tytcaut
24 seconds; VERY loud.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 08:21 PM (CEzQx)
***
Aaahhh....yeah!
Probably a UN school for orphans.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 30, 2024 08:49 PM (W/lyH)
Ali
Robinson
Mantle
Woods
Johnson
Tyson
Bird
Jordan
Brady
There's probably some others I'm not thinking of.
Posted by: Mr Ray
...................
Jack Nickolas, Mario Andretti, AJ Foyt, Richard Petty
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 30, 2024 08:49 PM (/Djer)
Posted by: Robin Ventura at September 30, 2024 08:49 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 08:49 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 08:50 PM (v6JzV)
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
Cajun navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand?
Cajun navy
Come on, protect the motherland
Cajun navy
Come on and join your fellow men
Cajun navy
Come on people, and make a stand
Cajun navy (Cajun navy),Cajun navy (Oh)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 08:51 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 08:51 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2024 08:52 PM (RTfY1)
Does Evel Knievel count as an athlete?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 08:50 PM (v6JzV)
Are Harlem Globetrotters a basketball team ?
Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 08:52 PM (V13WU)
But we're nothing compared to West NCountains. Truly Biblical level destruction there.
Trees down are something to see. Massive oaks uprooted. Saw evidence of spin up tornadoes all around here. Strips of trees just ripped and shredded. It's just incredible.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at September 30, 2024 08:53 PM (TITsU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 08:50 PM (v6JzV
He wasn't an athlete. The huge brass balls were way too heavy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 30, 2024 08:53 PM (57n01)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 30, 2024 08:49 PM (/Djer)
ya jumped to something I know
Johnson
Prost
Senna RIP
Schumacher Bad
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 08:53 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 30, 2024 08:54 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2024 08:46 PM (RTfY1)
Gibson and Koufax definitely belong. Drysdale too. Ryan, Maddux, Rivera. There have been so many iconic pitchers the last fifty years.
Posted by: Mr Ray at September 30, 2024 08:54 PM (SGfHY)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 30, 2024 08:54 PM (GcNJ2)
Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 08:52 PM (V13WU)
Washington Generals thin so!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 08:55 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Terrell Owens at September 30, 2024 08:55 PM (592Pr)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 08:55 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 08:52 PM
Not without us.
Posted by: Washington Generals at September 30, 2024 08:55 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 30, 2024 08:56 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 30, 2024 08:54 PM (mH6SG)
he is most definitely on that list
Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 08:56 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 30, 2024 08:56 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: Robin Ventura at September 30, 2024 08:56 PM (8AONa)
https://tinyurl.com/jrzf6d82
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2024 08:46 PM (y31cs)
~~~~~
Hah! That was great!
Posted by: IrishEi at September 30, 2024 08:56 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 08:56 PM (v6JzV)
That late 80s/early 90s F1 lineup was a murderers row of Formula 1 Greats
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 30, 2024 08:56 PM (/Djer)
https://is.gd/NGRMA2
You mad, bro?
Srsly, Kamala could not handle 1 weeks' worth of the hate Trump has received since 2015. Hell, I'd like to see her react to a 43 ft nekkid, inflatable likeness of herself as was just done to Trump in Las Vegas (iirc).
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2024 08:57 PM (scDBq)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2024 08:57 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 08:57 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Catz for Trump! at September
Yes, this is where my donation went. They do great things.
Posted by: Piper at September 30, 2024 08:58 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 30, 2024 08:58 PM (mH6SG)
Thanks for the update, Ben Had!
Relieved to hear she was not in a flood area.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2024 08:59 PM (scDBq)
Not just win medals.
They lengthened golf courses because of Tiger Woods.
Ali introduced the rope a dope.
Rose holds a record no one will likely ever beat.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 30, 2024 08:59 PM (57n01)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 30, 2024 08:59 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: runner at September 30, 2024 08:59 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2024 08:52 PM (RTfY1)
I think I'm still afraid of LT.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 30, 2024 08:59 PM (Bkgck)
Posted by: Nolan Ryan at September 30, 2024 08:59 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 30, 2024 08:49 PM (/Djer)
Car racing doesn't count. The level of interest is barely registers.
Posted by: Mr Ray at September 30, 2024 08:59 PM (SGfHY)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 30, 2024 08:59 PM (u73oe)
"Get a hit, Crash!"
"Shut Up."
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 30, 2024 09:00 PM (Bkgck)
Posted by: Mr Ray at September 30, 2024 09:01 PM (SGfHY)
Posted by: Mr Ray at September 30, 2024 08:54 PM (SGfHY)
Rollie Fingers, just for the mustache.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 30, 2024 09:01 PM (Bkgck)
He agreed to a lifetime ban. Now that he's dead, he should be eligible.
That's been my position since Day One. Posthumously.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 30, 2024 09:01 PM (Qt4kF)
Posted by: Mr Ray
...................
Yes, now. Wasn't always the case.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 30, 2024 09:02 PM (/Djer)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 09:02 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Mr Ray at September 30, 2024 08:59 PM (SGfHY)
Hemmingway said that only car racing and bullfighting were sports
The rest were pastimes.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 09:03 PM (gbOdA)
Dating Mary Ann would have been a Junior High School nightmare. Sweet, encouraging, slightly yielding to the point of 'how dare you touch me there!', feigning apologies, remorseful promises, conditional forgiveness, and right back at the goodies. An unfulfilling love / hate relationship that would end up haunting you for 50 years and lead you to commenting about imaginary characters on an anonymous internet chatboard.
Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2024 09:03 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 09:03 PM (v6JzV)
Some spots there got 2 feet of rain. Unbelievable flooding.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at September 30, 2024 09:04 PM (TITsU)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 09:04 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 09:05 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 30, 2024 09:05 PM (Bkgck)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
But his cousin Earl Grey is HOT!
Posted by: Jean-Luc Picard at September 30, 2024 09:05 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 09:05 PM (v6JzV)
First American winner of the Tour de France.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2024 09:06 PM (scDBq)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 09:02 PM (v6JzV)
babelicious
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 09:06 PM (gbOdA)
Can you guess how many of these sparks of divinity are in the United States legally?
Posted by: a troll at September 30, 2024 09:06 PM (vFG9F)
I do. From my hometown of Tacoma. The entire town shut down on Saturday afternoons if Earl made the telecast.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 30, 2024 09:06 PM (Qt4kF)
Dating Mary Ann would have been a Junior High School nightmare. Sweet, encouraging, slightly yielding to the point of 'how dare you touch me there!', feigning apologies, remorseful promises, conditional forgiveness, and right back at the goodies. An unfulfilling love / hate relationship that would end up haunting you for 50 years and lead you to commenting about imaginary characters on an anonymous internet chatboard.
Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2024 09:03 PM (j4U/Z)
Gah! This is exactly what HS was like in 64-67.
Posted by: Eromero at September 30, 2024 09:06 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 30, 2024 09:06 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 30, 2024 09:06 PM (Bkgck)
Posted by: Mr Ray at September 30, 2024 08:59 PM (SGfHY)
Hemmingway said that only car racing and bullfighting were sports
The rest were pastimes.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 09:03 PM (gbOdA)
Hemimmingway was wrong about that. Car racing and bull fighting are boring sports that can't hold an audience.
Posted by: Mr Ray at September 30, 2024 09:07 PM (SGfHY)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2024 09:07 PM (LkLld)
Some spots there got 2 feet of rain. Unbelievable flooding.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone"
Word is he came thru ok.
Posted by: fd at September 30, 2024 09:08 PM (vFG9F)
The rest were pastimes.
Posted by: rhennigantx
Mountain-climbing, too. I guess the threat of death makes it a sport.
Posted by: mikeski at September 30, 2024 09:09 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: gKWVE at September 30, 2024 09:09 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2024 09:06 PM (scDBq)
Lance Armstrong
won moar
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 09:09 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 30, 2024 09:06 PM (Bkgck)
Guy was an engineer, right?
Posted by: Eromero at September 30, 2024 09:09 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 30, 2024 09:09 PM (awTae)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 09:10 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
In 100 years, no one will remember Hillary Clinton. Trump's name will be in the history books for as long as the nation survives, and quite possibly much longer.
It must REALLY piss her off 😃
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 30, 2024 09:10 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: fd at September 30, 2024 09:10 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Mr Ray at September 30, 2024 09:07 PM (SGfHY)
None of his books made good movies either.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 30, 2024 09:11 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Megan Rapinoe at September 30, 2024 09:11 PM (592Pr)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 09:11 PM (v6JzV)
Last year, the FCC upheld its 2022 decision to deny SpaceX's @Starlink an $885 million subsidy to bring broadband to 642,000 Americans living in rural areas. FCC Chair Jessica Rosenworcel didn't think Starlink could deliver the promised service.
Today, Starlink is connecting over 7,700 new customers per day, FEMA is sending Starlink terminals to help victims in North Carolina due to Hurricane Helene, and the world's largest airlines are signing contracts to outfit their entire fleets with it. It has proven to be a reliable and fast service for millions of users.
The FCC had program requirements that Starlink didn't have to meet until 2025, yet the FCC Chair was unfairly making a prediction about whether Starlink would meet them or not years before the deadline. Starlink needed to show that it was more likely than not that it could provide high-speed Internet service (low-latency, 100/20 Mbps service) to at least 40% of the 642,000 rural premises by Dec 31, 2025. Starlink did that.
So why revoke that $885M award? It doesn't make any sense.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 09:11 PM (CEzQx)
FCC Chair Rosenworcel suggested Starlink is not a trustworthy technology. If that were true, why are other parts of the U.S. government entering into large contracts with @SpaceX for Starlink service?
The FCC should reverse its decision, because if the government tries to connect these 642,000 people using fiber, it will cost 10 times more and take years longer. SpaceX's Starlink terminal production is ramping up so fast that they will be the largest printed circuit board manufacturer in the Americas within a few months. The biggest loser in all of this are those 642k people that could have fast internet much sooner.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 09:11 PM (CEzQx)
=====
Watching them had its dangers too
Posted by: The Crowd at LeMans at September 30, 2024 09:11 PM (8AONa)
I happen to be making my way through "Chuck" while feeding Lil Pooky, and I swear they gave the best lines to Adam Baldwin's character. "Bartowski, you're the poster child for friendly fire. STAY IN THE CAR!" is the most recent one I can remember.
Posted by: pookysgirl, hopefully not under friendly fire at September 30, 2024 09:12 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 30, 2024 09:13 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2024 09:13 PM (RTfY1)
Posted by: Ciampino - no pepperoni please at September 30, 2024 09:13 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
That's not entirely true...at least some human has voluntarily put himself in harms way. That's somehow more noble than just watching two animals fight to the death, or throwing unwilling Christians to the lions.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 30, 2024 09:14 PM (ycI94)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 09:14 PM (v6JzV)
So why revoke that $885M award? It doesn't make any sense.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 09:11 PM
nice
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 30, 2024 09:14 PM (tljrc)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 30, 2024 09:15 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: The Flying Tomato at September 30, 2024 09:16 PM (592Pr)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 09:16 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: fd at September 30, 2024 09:16 PM (vFG9F)
FYI – North Carolina would have 19,522 working @Starlink kits available today after Hurricane Helene had the FCC not revoked in bad faith the grant that was awarded to SpaceX as the winning bidder.
Stephen McIntyre @ClimateAudit 8h
FCC expedited Soros takeover, but blocked winning bid by Starlink for rescue kits.
End Wokeness @EndWokeness 5h
In 2023, the Biden-Harris FCC revoked $900 million in funding for Starlink.
They just came crawling back to Elon:
Breaking911 @Breaking911 6h
HOMELAND SECURITY ADVISOR: "Today, FEMA will install 30 Starlink receivers in western North Carolina to provide immediate connectivity for those in greatest need."
https://tinyurl.com/3njaxr4k
36 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 09:16 PM (CEzQx)
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at September 30, 2024 09:16 PM (TITsU)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2024 09:17 PM (scDBq)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2024 09:13 PM (RTfY1)
Wasn't that F. Scott Fitgerald?
Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2024 09:17 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2024 09:07 PM (LkLld)
I would at least make the case that Walter Payton is the best running back and possibly the greatest football player of all-time. When you look at everything he did. Running. Blocking. Receiving. Fuck even passing, returning kicks. Payton was maybe the the most complete player ever.
Posted by: Mr Ray at September 30, 2024 09:17 PM (SGfHY)
"The Harris Cackling" as a Weapon of War is now deemed a War Crime...
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at September 30, 2024 09:18 PM (/1UO6)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2024 09:18 PM (scDBq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 30, 2024 09:18 PM (63Dwl)
Wow. That's quite the statement.
I've been to a bullfight in Portugal. It was an historical cultural ritual. It offended my Western sensitivities, but that doesn't make it bullshit or barbaric. I felt privileged to have witnessed it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 30, 2024 09:19 PM (3Mf2F)
Posted by: pookysgirl, hopefully not under friendly fire at September 30, 2024 09:12 PM (dtlDP)
The Asian actress, Julia Ling, is a friend of mine. She said the show had a great cast. Thought Baldwin was awesome.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 30, 2024 09:19 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: 62 Mets at September 30, 2024 09:21 PM (CV8a5)
-
I saw a column today about the hate his Hollywood brethern sent him now that he's out as a conservative. I couldn't find it again, though.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 30, 2024 09:21 PM (L/fGl)
How is that not going to be a Monopoly?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 30, 2024 09:21 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Mr Ray at September 30, 2024 09:22 PM (SGfHY)
How is that not going to be a Monopoly?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 30, 2024 09:21 PM (QAk
Wait till Soros buys DirectTV.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 30, 2024 09:22 PM (57n01)
Posted by: pookysgirl, hopefully not under friendly fire at September 30, 2024 09:12 PM (dtlDP)
Key thing learned from Chuck? If a pretty girl walks in and asks you to work on her phone? SHE IS A SPY???
There were like... three or 4 of em....
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 30, 2024 09:23 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 30, 2024 09:23 PM (/Djer)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 09:23 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 30, 2024 09:19 PM (W/lyH)
She played Anna Wu, right? Anna was an entertaining character. Morgan's (Josh Gomez) relationship with her was a nice break from the cringefest of his character.
Posted by: pookysgirl, overanalyzing an older TV show at September 30, 2024 09:24 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Romeo13
StadtDirectNetwork is the peoples choice comrade!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 30, 2024 09:24 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 30, 2024 07:21 PM (IG4Id)
(A witty and intelligent reply)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 30, 2024 07:24 PM
(First tree or fish pun)
(EXPLANATION)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 30, 2024 07:28 PM (scDBq)
(Mandatory arm Joke)
Posted by: Michelle Fields...... at September 30, 2024 07:33 PM (QAkQ3)
(Plethora reference)
Posted by: El Guapo at September 30, 2024 07:37 PM (Aqu9a)
(Stochastic reply)
Posted by: Ciampino - stochastically strewn pepperoni at September 30, 2024 09:24 PM (qfLjt)
The Arabs think that America has abandoned them for Iran — which indeed it has. Accordingly, the Arabs have come to regard America as their enemy. Now they are looking upon Israel — for whom America has also become a lethally false friend — as their brave and valorous defender.
===
Obama, Biden, Harris have destroyed our standing in the Middle East by betting on the Islamic fascists in Tehran, their ideological brethren.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 30, 2024 09:25 PM (5p7su)
How is that not going to be a Monopoly?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 30, 2024 09:21 PM (QAk
Wait till Soros buys DirectTV.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 30, 2024 09:22 PM (57n01)
I use D TV for internet, nothing else, but ATT finally ran Fiber to the house (literally) last week... may have to go look around at the who is less evil thing...
Tough one between those two though.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 30, 2024 09:25 PM (QAkQ3)
Oh I'm sorry. Jim Thorpe was not a post war athlete.
You must now leave the island and forfeit all winnings.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2024 09:25 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 09:25 PM (v6JzV)
So, the Arabs kinda Memory holed the whole Osama Bin L thing?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 30, 2024 09:26 PM (QAkQ3)
Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2024 09:03 PM (j4U/Z)
Oddly specific.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 30, 2024 09:26 PM (i24o9)
.......................
(Does web search) Damn, she's cute
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 30, 2024 09:27 PM (/Djer)
Naturally.
He came off as a reasoned, intelligent guy. Nice to see a few in Hollywood are normal.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2024 09:27 PM (scDBq)
There were like... three or 4 of em....
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 30, 2024 09:23 PM (QAkQ3)
You're not wrong.
Posted by: pookysgirl, overanalyzing an older TV show at September 30, 2024 09:27 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2024 09:27 PM (RTfY1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2024 09:28 PM (Ufl/X)
Posted by: Western North Carolina at September 30, 2024 09:28 PM (710OU)
Bullfighting is barbaric. Unlike FGM, bullfighting isn't something I'd try to ban. It's just cattle. But it is the pointless torture of an animal for sport.
I also wouldn't ban dogfighting or cockfighting (though we do). But it's barbaric shit for barbarians.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 30, 2024 09:28 PM (awTae)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2024 07:59 PM (RTfY1)
Bench was the Yankee Killer that year - .533 batting average, 2 homers. George Foster hit .429. Rose hit less than .200.
Rose did play waaaay in on Mickey Rivers at 3B, so he couldn't try his bunting. It drove the guy nuts it seemed. Rivers hit as bad as Rose did.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 30, 2024 09:28 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 09:29 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 09:10 PM (v6JzV)
I rate this mostly true. Killing animals without any purpose is psychotic at the least.
Posted by: Mr Ray at September 30, 2024 09:29 PM (SGfHY)
It was a fun show until they ruined it by making Chuck a Mary Sue super ninja.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 30, 2024 09:30 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 30, 2024 09:30 PM (mqcLc)
Posted by: Big Oak at September 30, 2024 07:50 PM (YcI+h)
The leaving of branches on the south side of the sapling is probably to avoid sun scald, which can happen when the winter sun heats up and damages the young, tender bark when the sap is either very cold, or just sunburns it.
In the PNW some small woodlands owners will limb their young trees up a good 20 feet to get knot free logs when harvested, upping the value to the harvest. It can take a bit of time to do, and there is the risk of sunscald damaging the trunk and reducing the value of the trees, especially on south facing slopes and at the edge of clearings or recently harvested units.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 30, 2024 09:30 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: pookysgirl, overanalyzing an older TV show at September 30, 2024 09:24 PM (dtlDP)
Yes.
What was fun is she sent me an autographed picture of Bonita Friedericy who played General Becton the head of NSA. I sent to picture to an old boss of mine who was the head of NSA. He thought it was great!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 30, 2024 09:30 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Mr Ray at September 30, 2024 09:22 PM (SGfHY)
His stiff arms while running were even better. He wasn't all that fast, but he went looking for people to stiff arm into next week on every run.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 30, 2024 09:31 PM (n7h9X)
It's just repeatedly stabbing a bull to death in tight pants.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 30, 2024 09:31 PM (57n01)
You're good, he was post-Spanish-American War.
Posted by: t-bird at September 30, 2024 09:32 PM (HG3pl)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 09:32 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2024 09:32 PM (RTfY1)
The operation has been given the name "Northern Arrows"
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 30, 2024 07:41 PM (CEzQx)
Should have gone with "Detonation H".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2024 09:33 PM (Ufl/X)
I went to a bull fight in Mexico which is kind of like A ball. It was just butchery. They were so unskilled they were just stabbing the bull over and over and not coming close to killing it. Left early.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2024 09:34 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 09:34 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2024 09:36 PM (RTfY1)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2024 09:07 PM (LkLld)
I would at least make the case that Walter Payton is the best running back and possibly the greatest football player of all-time. When you look at everything he did. Running. Blocking. Receiving. Fuck even passing, returning kicks. Payton was maybe the the most complete player ever.
Posted by: Mr Ray at September 30, 2024 09:17 PM (SGfHY)
Hard to argue Jim Brown, since he did his running with far fewer games than Payton. And yes he was a very good QB on the run fake, getting a few TD passes every year it seemed.
Walter also did it with on the average worse teams. Luckily I don't have to choose, I'll pick both.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 30, 2024 09:36 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2024 09:36 PM (IFuph)
Why is it ok to kill an animal for meat? Or for it's fur? Or for sport? How many of you have a deer head hanging in your mountain cabin? How many kill critters because they annoy you? Is killing killing or not?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 30, 2024 09:36 PM (WXvh7)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 09:10 PM (v6JzV)
I rate this mostly true. Killing animals without any purpose is psychotic at the least.
Posted by: Mr Ray at September
I saw a video of Anthony Bourdain in Spain where he watched a bullfight. He was clearly squeamish.
FWIW bullfighters tend to be handsome.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 30, 2024 09:37 PM (FfSAJ)
Posted by: Mr Ray at September 30, 2024 09:22 PM (SGfHY)
His stiff arms while running were even better. He wasn't all that fast, but he went looking for people to stiff arm into next week on every run.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 30, 2024 09:31 PM (n7h9X)
Man was 5 foot 10 inches and 200 pounds. Just unbelievably powerful for someone his size.
Posted by: Mr Ray at September 30, 2024 09:38 PM (SGfHY)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2024 09:39 PM (RTfY1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 30, 2024 09:36 PM (WXvh7)
I think the distinction is that if the bullfighter hacked off the bull's head with one blow, that would be one thing but to torture the bull over a long time with slow wounds to draw out the suffering is a lot worse.
Hunters preferably inflict a more humane death, as do butchers.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 30, 2024 09:39 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Mr Ray at September 30, 2024 09:38 PM (SGfHY)
I remember a story told about Walter, that the Bears owner was talking to the Vikings about turnover at RB and how fast it seemed -- Vikes said "we all don't have a Walter Payton. Most RB careers were only a few years long, Walter's was probably almost triple the average, and he was pretty good when he retired.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 30, 2024 09:42 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 30, 2024 09:42 PM (MpVUb)
That wind was nothing compared to what was to come. Talk about pucker factor. I was pacing the floor, looking out the windows watching. The sound of that wind, the sight of the trees leaning and the horizontal sheets of rain I'll never forget.
A lull would come briefly and I'd think that was the worst. Nope another wave would come worse.
Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at September 30, 2024 09:42 PM (TITsU)
It's just repeatedly stabbing a bull to death in tight pants.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Presumably the fight is getting the bull into the tight pants in the first place.
Posted by: mikeski at September 30, 2024 09:43 PM (DgGvY)
Torturing cattle, resulting in a prolonged death over an extended period of time, purely for human entertainment, is barbaric.
I look forward to the upcoming extended torture and slaughter of sea otters.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 09:43 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 30, 2024 09:36 PM (n7h9X)
And really bad offensive lines for most of his career. What he could have done with Emmitt Smith's lines.
Posted by: Mr Ray at September 30, 2024 09:44 PM (SGfHY)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 30, 2024 09:44 PM (xOhpI)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2024 09:25 PM (LkLld)
Which war?
You must now leave the island and forfeit all winnings.
Posted by: Pete Bog at September 30, 2024 09:45 PM (pOqL/)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 30, 2024 09:36 PM (WXvh7)
Because God gave us dominion over the animals, and they are on this earth for our use.
If you have a problem with that, take it up with God.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 30, 2024 09:46 PM (d9fT1)
Dunno. I do know that the rookie league team in Billings was part of the Reds organization. Rob Dibble was there for a while.
I also have Walter Payton and Joe Montana on said very short list.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 30, 2024 09:46 PM (Ad8y9)
Might I recommend the crossbow?
Posted by: Rex B at September 30, 2024 09:47 PM (592Pr)
I saw that. Ryan is doing a great job with the relief effort.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 30, 2024 09:47 PM (mH6SG)
LOLGF!!
>>Chris Hall of the Y'all Squad said they've already installed more starlinks than FEMA plans to. They did Asheville yesterday and smaller towns today
Niiiiiice!
Who needs FEMA? Probably still running through the bureaucratic approval process thanks to the purely political cancellation of the earlier agreement.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2024 09:47 PM (scDBq)
Posted by: Mr Ray
....................
Or Barry Sanders.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 30, 2024 09:48 PM (/Djer)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 09:43 PM (v6JzV)
Spend some time with bulls...they like to fight.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 30, 2024 09:48 PM (d9fT1)
If we all went vegetarian, the animals we currently use for food wouldn't be free, they'd cease to exist.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2024 09:49 PM (IFuph)
Bullfighting has a rich cultural history. It's a dance. It is about life and death. It is real.
I don't care for it. But it's not my history. So I won't go again. But I am thankful to have had the opportunity to witness.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 30, 2024 09:49 PM (BZLGW)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 30, 2024 09:36 PM (WXvh7)
Because they scream and squirm when you don't kill them first. Also, you have to kill them and butcher cattle before you hang them to age them.
TLDR: because I am squeamish
Posted by: Kindltot at September 30, 2024 09:50 PM (D7oie)
And spare me the argument that the bulls killed in bullfights are given as food to orphanages, etc.
If you’re going to slaughter cattle for food, just do it straightaway and be done with it. Don’t make entertainment out of it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 09:50 PM (v6JzV)
When I lived in PR there was a cock fighting, knock it off, place near my apartment. I went to see it once. Once.
You want to see barbaric. Yikes.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 30, 2024 09:50 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: 29Victor at September 30, 2024 09:51 PM (TL7UX)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 30, 2024 08:28 PM (qspge)
Glad you are safe! Any word from Mike Hammer?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2024 09:51 PM (/tezc)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 30, 2024 09:36 PM (WXvh7)
tasty, tasty murder.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 30, 2024 09:51 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2024 09:47 PM (scDBq)
FEMA is catching hell too as they continue to emphasize DEI in the efforts to support stricken areas.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 30, 2024 09:51 PM (W/lyH)
(mentions that the cost of said service, somewhere, is equal to the cost in the municipality).
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 30, 2024 09:52 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Mr Ray
....................
Or Barry Sanders.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 30, 2024 09:48 PM (/Djer)
Yup, another great. Add Earl Campbell and Bo Jackson if he hadn't gotten injured.
Posted by: Mr Ray at September 30, 2024 09:53 PM (SGfHY)
Just because you don't like it doesn't make it bad or barbaric. It does make you seem like a self righteous man.
I love Spain and Portugal.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 30, 2024 09:54 PM (JyOth)
Actually had a FEMA inspection of Schloss Hadrian today, nearly three months after Beryl and after all the repairs were done. At least we may get reimbursed for the generator we bought.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2024 09:54 PM (IFuph)
It's just repeatedly stabbing a bull to death in tight pants.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Obligatory (in case no one else has done it yet)
But, how do they get the bull into the tight pants?
Posted by: mindful webworker - ba-dum -tssh at September 30, 2024 09:54 PM (dEUc8)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 30, 2024 09:55 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 30, 2024 09:51 PM (W/lyH)
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Just imagine the sense of relief when an army of ugly drag queens marches into a storm-stricken town.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 30, 2024 09:55 PM (JkO4W)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 30, 2024 09:51 PM (W/lyH)
Sorry. Not enough female helicopter pilots.
Good luck!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 30, 2024 09:55 PM (57n01)
Guess it would be asking way too much to just f*cking help those folks, regardless of ethnicity. *spit*
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 30, 2024 09:55 PM (mH6SG)
Doesn’t mean they’re desirable or praiseworthy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 09:55 PM (v6JzV)
Gah, what a waste!
We need a highly functioning FEMA, not yet another institution bogged down with the racial grievance crap. When you've lost your home, your town, your loved ones in a disaster, race/ethnicity should not factor into the assistance provided to you.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2024 09:56 PM (scDBq)
Posted by: Pete Bog at September 30, 2024 09:56 PM (pOqL/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2024 09:49 PM (IFuph)
But we would feel good about ourselves, and that is more important than the lives of animals.
Posted by: Virtue-Signalling Toads at September 30, 2024 09:56 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 30, 2024 09:57 PM (kIzwW)
Posted by: La2la at September 30, 2024 09:57 PM (Kn/33)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 09:55 PM (v6JzV)
LIKE windmills outside of Holland.
Posted by: Pete Bog at September 30, 2024 09:58 PM (pOqL/)
I've heard it said that having dogs pull sleds is cruel and barbaric, except that the dogs are nuts to have the opportunity to do it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2024 09:58 PM (IFuph)
Posted by: The Hypno Toad at September 30, 2024 09:58 PM (i0F8b)
As for people who think bullfighting is dangerous for the matador... It is not. If anything, the picadors are in more danger when they hobble (or drug, or both) the bull before the matador does his gay little Spaniard dance.
But they aren't in much danger either. Nowhere near the danger an American rodeo rider is in. Those guys actually do die, sometimes. But the bull never does. He just goes through a crappy day from time to time, and then gets put out to stud, or be humanely killed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 30, 2024 09:58 PM (awTae)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 30, 2024 09:59 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll.do it to you, too at September 30, 2024 09:59 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 30, 2024 09:55 PM (Ad8y9)
How much land you need depends a lot on the annual rainfall. With one or two acres you could probably have chickens, goats, sheep and pigs (although I'd think only a couple of each of the four-legs). I don't know the details but KS has a homesteading program.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 30, 2024 10:00 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 30, 2024 10:00 PM (FnneF)
Pete Rose is also on my list along with Larry Bird.,
Posted by: Sebation Melmoth at September 30, 2024 10:00 PM (D6PGr)
Some horses like to mess with you when you are saddling them. They'll puff out their stomach/chest when you cinch the saddle. So you think it's on there good and tight, but they'll pull it in when you're up there so the saddle becomes loose and you fall over to the side.
For those, you gotta give a little knee to their belly when you saddle them.
Maybe the same for the bull and tight pants?
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