Dicknose Cafe

I hate that they're starting Halloween decorations so early. They've totally commercialized Halloween. We've forgotten the real reason for the season: tight girls dressing like whores.

Puppy enjoys groom day.

What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?

The dog really wants to get on stage with Ricky.

The master ninja always sits with his back to the wall, so that he can see if any bacon has entered the room.

Two odd birds finally find each other.

Bringing lunch to a fren.

This dog has a big giant nose and I hope he doesn't get made fun of too much.

Dumb blonde.

Ganders in the Mist.

Adoption day.

ICYMI: Very senior dog still has the affection of a puppy.

The sound.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/U0XVRjoOoo
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) September 8, 2024

I think this is the video they play for you when they euthanize you to make Soylent Green:

Nap time.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/vbq5jQFIoD
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) September 6, 2024

Let the warm bacon rest for 10-15 minutes.

A smile for your timeline.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/oU5Sl7WfeT
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) September 9, 2024

If you need a smile.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/8lgWajtjXk
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) September 8, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM

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1 Dam

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at September 09, 2024 07:31 PM (GbUDJ)

2 Yo!

Posted by: RI Red at September 09, 2024 07:31 PM (YL2RG)

3 Whoa I do win!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at September 09, 2024 07:31 PM (GbUDJ)

4 Hahahahaha that really is a dicknose!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 09, 2024 07:32 PM (xc/yP)

5 Read the content!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at September 09, 2024 07:32 PM (GbUDJ)

6 Ka-Fe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2024 07:35 PM (PDf99)

7 I looked at the content.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2024 07:35 PM (gbOdA)

8 "tight girls dressing like whores."

Candy. Much candy.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2024 07:35 PM (vFG9F)

9
ButtgiegandBiden?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 07:35 PM (x0n13)

10 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2024 07:35 PM (fwDg9)

11 My daughter got her mother's nose.

Posted by: Accomack at September 09, 2024 07:36 PM (4qMiv)

12 Oh come on.... if the real reason for the season is tight girls dressing up as whores, why don't we get pics?

Not even Cake Girl? That's vaguely in the neighborhood.

Posted by: SimoHayha at September 09, 2024 07:36 PM (GFeTJ)

13 Willowed from cat-eating thread.
271 268 Canadian geese should have a season, like December thru February, no limit. Migrate or die muthafucka
Posted by: Sam Kinison at September 09, 2024 07:32 PM (4qMiv)
Does this include the playoffs?
Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 07:34 PM (LHPAg)

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 07:36 PM (LHPAg)

14 I'm sorry, teacup pig. I don't want to be with you. Ever.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 09, 2024 07:36 PM (xc/yP)

15 BOO!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'going back to smoking a pipe'. at September 09, 2024 07:36 PM (GTCVo)

16 Pick up who by the clean end? That’s what I thought.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 09, 2024 07:37 PM (R6gTL)

17 Applying Blake's classic line to a panda is inspired!

Posted by: Paco at September 09, 2024 07:37 PM (njExo)

18 Halloween candy is already in the grocery store...

This, is just EVIL!!!

Delicious... tasty... EVIL!

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 07:37 PM (xaFKb)

19 Doggehs are proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 09, 2024 07:38 PM (3Ope8)

20 Pumpkin shaped Reeses peanut butter cups. Ok

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2024 07:38 PM (I1GXe)

21 Halloween candy is already in the grocery store...

This, is just EVIL!!!

Delicious... tasty... EVIL!
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 07:37 PM (xaFKb)
---
I've already harvested a healthy crop of candy corn...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2024 07:38 PM (BpYfr)

22 For some reason that minkey made me think of 'Inka Dinka doo.'

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 07:39 PM (LHPAg)

23 Next week: Christmas decorations

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at September 09, 2024 07:39 PM (r9uC8)

24 yeah, I noticed the first few front-yard cemeteries last week or so ... what are they thinking, exactly?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 09, 2024 07:39 PM (UWgy2)

25 >>>The sound.

Odd. I make that same sound flexing in the mirror after a shower.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 07:39 PM (i24o9)

26 My wife, one J&J, has Covid.

Posted by: Accomack at September 09, 2024 07:40 PM (4qMiv)

27 Ganders in the mist...praying that the Haitians will not show up at their pond.

Posted by: Paco at September 09, 2024 07:40 PM (njExo)

28 Sweet tarts for. the. WIN!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 09, 2024 07:40 PM (3Ope8)

29 19 Doggehs are proof God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 09, 2024 07:38 PM (3Ope

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2024 07:41 PM (PDf99)

30 Canadians won't be in the playoffs.
Too busy reintering the aboriginal kids killed by PM Diefenbacher.

Posted by: Accomack at September 09, 2024 07:42 PM (4qMiv)

31 & at walmart, halloween candy has replaced school supplies in the front seasonal area.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 09, 2024 07:42 PM (UWgy2)

32 Halloween candy isn't as good as it used to be. The chocolate is waxy, the nuts are tiny and sparse, even the caramel is sub par.

I made a ginormous Reese's peanut butter cup for Marine's birthday one year.

It was appreciated.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2024 07:44 PM (JrfET)

33 Aww, I just missed the thread with the macabre PT Barnum Trump carriage with the caged GOP, riding like a bat out of hell to a swampy DC.

I actually love it. I just hate the lighting on the clearly photoshopped in Trump, is so bad. Lighting sources all over her place. But everything else about it is chef's kiss.

Like the meme says, I'm already voting for him, you don't have to sell me on it.

Posted by: LizLem at September 09, 2024 07:44 PM (ZO36C)

34 My grocery store had Halloween candy out the third week of August. And some of my local communities are hosting trick or treat events the first weekend of October. Tradition is meaningless to retail and commercial.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 09, 2024 07:44 PM (VH+xf)

35 Where did September go?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2024 07:45 PM (NpAcC)

36 What do they do with all the unsold miniature candies post Halloween ???

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2024 07:45 PM (V13WU)

37 haha Funny doggeh

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 09, 2024 07:45 PM (NtVYv)

38 I made a ginormous Reese's peanut butter cup for Marine's birthday one year.

It was appreciated.
Posted by: nurse ratched

I need proof such a thing can exist. You know, for scientific reasons.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 09, 2024 07:46 PM (xc/yP)

39 What do they do with all the unsold miniature candies post Halloween ???

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2024 07:45 PM (V13WU)

Mark them down to regular prices.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 07:46 PM (i24o9)

40 It's still hot and in the 90s here, but I made a fall appropriate stew last night because it's fall! Whether or not weather cooperates.

Will probably start decorating for Halloween early, just because I can. Maybe see the new beetlejuice movie to get in the spirit.

Posted by: LizLem at September 09, 2024 07:46 PM (OBwus)

41 I've already harvested a healthy crop of candy corn...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Harvest it then throw it in the trash can.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2024 07:47 PM (4Med0)

42 36. Unwrap it and stuff it onto the top of the Christmas cupcakes a so the first week of November.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 09, 2024 07:48 PM (VH+xf)

43 I will let all the spiders in the barn finish the Halloween decorations

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2024 07:48 PM (I1GXe)

44 The last one with the dog in the raincoat is adorable and made me laugh.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 09, 2024 07:48 PM (uHd5d)

45 I need proof such a thing can exist. You know, for scientific reasons.
Posted by: She Hobbit

The recipe isn't that difficult. And you make your own peanut butter buttercream. I must say, it was bomb.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2024 07:48 PM (Q8X17)

46 >This dog has a big giant nose and I hope he doesn't get made fun of too much.
---

it's covered in Dogahyde

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2024 07:49 PM (/7KEl)

47 Adoption Day video brought tears to my eyes

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2024 07:49 PM (NpAcC)

48 The term "Kagu" translates literally as "strange beast". Kagu can be antagonistic, protagonistic, or a neutral force of nature, but are more specifically preternatural creatures of divine power. The term can also refer to the giant monsters themselves, which are usually depicted attacking major cities and battling either the military or other monsters.

Posted by: AI Kagu Facts at September 09, 2024 07:49 PM (vFG9F)

49 Damn. I got something in my eyes while watching that adopted doggy video.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 09, 2024 07:49 PM (iODuv)

50 Marine's birthday is a couple days after Halloween. I let the boys pig out on candy until then, and then I stuffed it all into a piñata for the birthday party.

They thought I was a BAD MOM.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2024 07:50 PM (Q8X17)

51 that is one ugly primate

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2024 07:50 PM (/7KEl)

52 Adoption day . Sniff, sniff.

Posted by: Tuna at September 09, 2024 07:50 PM (oaGWv)

53 MNF T minus 30

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2024 07:50 PM (/7KEl)

54 She's on the bus, mask under her nose.

Posted by: Accomack at September 09, 2024 07:51 PM (Y6Ecf)

55 Hey AI, draw a house infested with evil Jack-O-Lanterns like scale insects on a fruit tree.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 09, 2024 07:51 PM (1Wk4E)

56 I need to get another cat. This place is too clean.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2024 07:51 PM (aPY1X)

57 48 The term "Kagu" translates literally as "strange beast". Kagu can be antagonistic, protagonistic, or a neutral force of nature, but are more specifically preternatural creatures of divine power. The term can also refer to the giant monsters themselves, which are usually depicted attacking major cities and battling either the military or other monsters.
Posted by: AI Kagu Facts at September 09, 2024 07:49 PM (vFG9F)
So what about the little twin girls singing? Do they grow up to be the Bug Girl in Guardians Of the Galxy? or at least one of them lives to grow up?

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 07:52 PM (LHPAg)

58 56 I need to get another cat. This place is too clean.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

How about an older kitty from the pound? One that would spend the rest of its days either in a cage or with you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2024 07:52 PM (Q8X17)

59 Jay
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Tea
Ess
Suck suck suck

Posted by: Accomack at September 09, 2024 07:53 PM (Y6Ecf)

60

I saw Infested Jack-O-Lanters open for (wait for it!) Smashing Pumpkins at Wrigley Field, back in 2014.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2024 07:53 PM (V13WU)

61 How about an older kitty from the pound? One that would spend the rest of its days either in a cage or with you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2024 07:52 PM (Q8X17

Yeah, that would be the plan.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2024 07:54 PM (aPY1X)

62 otoh, it is all a timely reminder to get ready for the annual reading of Zelazny's "A Night in the Lonesome October" ...

Ace, (&, really, all Hordelings) take note: you might enjoy this book!

Roger Zelazny at the height of his powers!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 09, 2024 07:54 PM (UWgy2)

63 51 that is one ugly primate

Yeah? You're no day at the beach.

Posted by: Proboscis monkey at September 09, 2024 07:54 PM (xCA6C)

64 The big box construction stores had the "decorations" up last month in my area.

Posted by: Grog at September 09, 2024 07:55 PM (esAC9)

65 There used to be a great rhythm to the year. Seasonal changes were gradual and you could enjoy them starting at the corresponding weather and environment. As a kid, the first days of school in September were fun seeing the other kids you hadn’t seen all summer. School felt new as were the room, books, and schedule. Then football, then homecoming, then finally Halloween. Next Thanksgiving was a real stand alone anticipated holiday with a break from school and the start of basketball season. Then on to Christmas which decorations didn’t start until the day after Thanksgiving. On and on with defined seasons and holidays. Now it’s just ridiculous merchandising opportunities with a holiday as an excuse.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 09, 2024 07:56 PM (VH+xf)

66 lol BenHad, spiders in the barn!

the ones in our basement are workin' to get their quota in!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 09, 2024 07:56 PM (UWgy2)

67 That critter sounds just like Jimmy Durante!

Posted by: GWB at September 09, 2024 07:56 PM (CrXxA)

68 Somewhere out there, a woman is already putting up the Christmas decorations.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2024 07:56 PM (aPY1X)

69 I mean what in the Darwin is going on with that snout?

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2024 07:57 PM (/7KEl)

70
WaPo headline: Harris Decisively Wins Tomorrow's Debate

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2024 07:58 PM (1Nxff)

71 I mean what in the Darwin is going on with that snout?

Why the Proboscis monkey has the largest nose of any primate

Living in organized harem groups consisting of a dominant male, several females, and their offspring, the large nose of the male serves them in communication with the group and with their mating call. Scientists believe that their huge, flappy nose serves as an echo chamber amplifying their sound.

https://tinyurl.com/3dr6sjrs

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2024 07:59 PM (xCA6C)

72 Somewhere out there, a woman is already putting up the Christmas decorations.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Jokes on you. We never took ‘em down!

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Music Critic, sort of . . . at September 09, 2024 07:59 PM (TX4bP)

73 Halloween is all fun and games and candy until the ungeheuer shows up. Then it's wechseln der hose.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 08:00 PM (LHPAg)

74 24 yeah, I noticed the first few front-yard cemeteries last week or so ... what are they thinking, exactly?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 09, 2024 07:39 PM (UWgy2)

those aren't for Halloween... we're just cleanin up the neighborhood...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 08:00 PM (xaFKb)

75 Doggies are too cute

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2024 08:00 PM (fwDg9)

76 What do they do with all the unsold miniature candies post Halloween ???

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2024 07:45 PM (V13WU)

Mark them down to regular prices.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 07:46 PM (i24o9)

And keep them 'till next year if they don't sell.

Posted by: GWB at September 09, 2024 08:01 PM (CrXxA)

77
Gulf storm looks like it's going to miss us and come ashore in Louisiana. But they've lied before.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2024 08:02 PM (1Nxff)

78 O'Keefe strikes again.

Google is tailoring its algorithm to favor Kamala.

BREAKING: Google Growth Strategist Exposes Google’s Search Engine Manipulation for Kamala Harris Campaign, Revenue-Driven Political Bias

https://tinyurl.com/3nw8h9re

Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2024 08:03 PM (xCA6C)

79 72 Somewhere out there, a woman is already putting up the Christmas decorations.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Jokes on you. We never took ‘em down!
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Music Critic,

My parents wouldn't put up Christmas lights outside until I came home from college.
Well, technically, I didn't put up Christmas lights until I came home from college.

If I didn't take them down before I returned, they stayed up until Spring Break.
(I had plenty of brothers, but to a man they were useless, degenerate shits.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 09, 2024 08:05 PM (1Wk4E)

80 Oh, you're a devil this evening but it's a fun Cafe. Thanks.

Would take the puppy home in a second. It may be a nightmare but cuteness wins.

The Kagus' problem may be recognizing males from females, or were the males competing? IDK.

And the giant nose dog that rolled over may be a female with that pretty pink necklace, but maybe not. 🤷‍♀️ (I'm especially confused about many people in bookstores.)

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 09, 2024 08:05 PM (NFX2v)

81 78 O'Keefe strikes again.

Google is tailoring its algorithm to favor Kamala.

BREAKING: Google Growth Strategist Exposes Google’s Search Engine Manipulation for Kamala Harris Campaign, Revenue-Driven Political Bias

https://tinyurl.com/3nw8h9re
Posted by: Archimedes at September 09, 2024 08:03 PM (xCA6C)
Google gotta Google, just like dogs gotta eat catshit.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 08:06 PM (LHPAg)

82 I've tailored my algorithm to avoid gooble like the monkeypox.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2024 08:07 PM (vFG9F)

83 I am shocked and saddened to find out that Google is a manipulative c*nt of company.

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2024 08:07 PM (V13WU)

84 They released body cam footage of the Tyreek Hill incident. Hill was uncooperative at first, but those cops went into “respect ma authoriteh” right quick. Not a good look for Miami Dade.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 09, 2024 08:08 PM (u73oe)

85 About the house with all the pumpkin spice...all I could see was how much attention the roof needs...
I'm that guy.

Posted by: Mudshark at September 09, 2024 08:10 PM (bz3N5)

86 The cops took Jacksonville and the points.

Posted by: Accomack at September 09, 2024 08:11 PM (tLPHV)

87 House up top needs to cash in those jack-o-lanterns and buy some roof shingles.

Posted by: Failed Inspection at September 09, 2024 08:11 PM (CV8a5)

88 "They released body cam footage of the Tyreek Hill incident. Hill was uncooperative at first, but those cops went into “respect ma authoriteh” right quick. Not a good look for Miami Dade.
Posted by: Duke Lowell"

Reckless driving. Probably in one of those f'n Chargers, doing donuts like Bluebell.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2024 08:12 PM (vFG9F)

89 From Wikipedia: The kagu is endemic to New Caledonia, and is listed as endangered.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 09, 2024 08:13 PM (154ee)

90 "tight girls dressing like whores."

and did you provide examples? No, I don't think so.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2024 08:13 PM (D7oie)

91 top pic

Respect.

Posted by: Calvin & Hobbes at September 09, 2024 08:14 PM (DgGvY)

92 and did you provide examples?

==

tomorrow's art thread will provide examples

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2024 08:14 PM (V13WU)

93 From Wikipedia: The kagu is endemic to New Caledonia, and is listed as endangered.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead"

*checks sources again*

oops

Posted by: AI Kagu Facts at September 09, 2024 08:14 PM (vFG9F)

94 New Orleans will park all their school buses and municipal vehicles at the lowest point in the city so that Harris/Biden can ride to the rescue and replace them all on our dime. It will look heroic to idiots.

Posted by: Nostrildamus at September 09, 2024 08:15 PM (CV8a5)

95 My daughter got her mother's nose.
Posted by: Accomack at September 09, 2024 07:36 PM (4qMiv)

does she keep it in a jar?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2024 08:16 PM (D7oie)

96 That senior dog happy to see owner made me almost cry..My daughter helped out her vet about 6 years ago by taking a senior dog home to live out it's last days. She is still alive and about 17. She can't see, hear and can hardly walk. She needs to be "helped" to the other side. Daughter won't spend the money (doesn't have it), I offered to come out and take her to the vet and pay for it. She refuses. She said she will find someone to shoot it. OMGosh. She did mention Kristi.........

It just breaks my heart. I wish there was a way other than that.

Posted by: Molly k. at September 09, 2024 08:17 PM (j/yko)

97
Recumbent bicycles are stupid. Change my mind.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2024 08:18 PM (1Nxff)

98 There was a Popeye character that looked like dicknose.

What kind of animal is the dicknose anyway? Mammal I guess. Primate?

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 09, 2024 08:19 PM (154ee)

99 that is one ugly primate
Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2024 07:50 PM (/7KEl)

I refer to myself as a "hominid". thank you.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2024 08:19 PM (D7oie)

100 84 They released body cam footage of the Tyreek Hill incident. Hill was uncooperative at first, but those cops went into “respect ma authoriteh” right quick. Not a good look for Miami Dade.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 09, 2024 08:08 PM (u73oe)
----
Do you have a link?

Posted by: Ciampino - animals in cages is a no-no at September 09, 2024 08:20 PM (qfLjt)

101 Hah!

Posted by: Accomack at September 09, 2024 08:20 PM (tLPHV)

102 That long nose primate, DeLauro without makeup?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2024 08:20 PM (aGp5t)

103 LOL, R13, that was my thought after I hit post!

cover for s, s, s, !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 09, 2024 08:20 PM (UWgy2)

104 97
Recumbent bicycles are stupid. Change my mind.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2024 08:18 PM (1Nxff)
Like a seated casket. WTF?

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 08:21 PM (LHPAg)

105 no argument from me, H7!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 09, 2024 08:22 PM (UWgy2)

106 I offered to come out and take her to the vet and pay for it. She refuses.

That is disappointing, to say the least.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 09, 2024 08:22 PM (mH6SG)

107 New Orleans will park all their school buses and municipal vehicles at the lowest point in the city so that Harris/Biden can ride to the rescue and replace them all on our dime. It will look heroic to idiots.
Posted by: Nostrildamus

Evacuate the ghettos to the Superdome.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2024 08:22 PM (4Med0)

108 Dammit. How the fuck do you keep a pipe lit?!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'going back to smoking a pipe'. at September 09, 2024 08:23 PM (GTCVo)

109 If I didn't take them down before I returned, they stayed up until Spring Break.
(I had plenty of brothers, but to a man they were useless, degenerate shits.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 09, 2024 08:05 PM (1Wk4E)

I always put up the lights the day after Thanksgiving, and took em down right after New Years...

Until last year. It was just me, didn't decorate at all.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 08:23 PM (xaFKb)

110 What kind of animal is the dicknose anyway?

A Democrat.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 09, 2024 08:23 PM (mH6SG)

111 "meat popsicle"!

Fifth Element! top ten movies evah!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 09, 2024 08:24 PM (UWgy2)

112 98 There was a Popeye character that looked like dicknose.

What kind of animal is the dicknose anyway? Mammal I guess. Primate?
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 09, 2024 08:19 PM (154ee)
Schmoo.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 08:24 PM (LHPAg)

113 Recumbent bicycles are stupid. Change my mind.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

For the most part, yeah, but some people with wonky spines find them much more comfortable than the bent-over position of good road bikes. I bike thousands of miles a year, but need to ride a one-speed beach cruiser with kind of upright handle bars. A fancy road bike is completely uncomfortable for me. I live on flat ground and still get a workout. A good bike makes me go faster, but can't do it for long.

Posted by: Hampton Beach Cruiser at September 09, 2024 08:24 PM (CV8a5)

114 Do you have a link?
Posted by: Ciampino - animals in cages is a no-no at September 09, 2024 08:20 PM (qfLjt)

——————-

No, but you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting it on X.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 09, 2024 08:25 PM (u73oe)

115 The Bicycle Stupidity Inequality:

Mountain recumbent > balloon-tire recumbent > penny farthing > 100 lb British bobby rod brake Raleigh > ordinary recumbent > Schwinn Stingray > Big Wheel.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 09, 2024 08:26 PM (154ee)

116 The Jeep on Popeye had a dicknose.

Posted by: J. Wellington Wimpy at September 09, 2024 08:26 PM (CV8a5)

117 >Do you have a link?

Posted by: Ciampino - animals in cages is a no-no at September 09, 2024 08:20 PM (qfLjt)

https://tinyurl.com/2c3778fz

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 09, 2024 08:27 PM (GTqXr)

118 106 I offered to come out and take her to the vet and pay for it. She refuses.

That is disappointing, to say the least.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 09, 2024 08:22 PM (mH6SG)

........

Agree. It's a 7 hour drive so I suppose she is trying to save me the trip. I'll keep working on her.

Posted by: Molly k. at September 09, 2024 08:27 PM (j/yko)

119 tomorrow's art thread will provide examples
Posted by: runner at September 09, 2024 08:14 PM (V13WU)

Truth Coming From the Well Armed with Her Whip to Chastise Humanity by Jean-Léon Gérôme is a favorite.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2024 08:27 PM (D7oie)

120
Posted by: Hampton Beach Cruiser at September 09, 2024 08:24 PM (CV8a5)

___________

People with spinal problems: 5%

People who risk getting squashed just so they can look edgy and non-conformist: 95%

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2024 08:28 PM (1Nxff)

121 >>>tight girls dressing like whores.

No link?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 09, 2024 08:29 PM (klJTj)

122 Ok, pipe has stayed lit. I'm ok now. Thanks everyone.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'going back to smoking a pipe'. at September 09, 2024 08:31 PM (GTCVo)

123 >Recumbent bicycles are stupid. Change my mind.
--

Okay- you're wrong.

did it work?

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2024 08:32 PM (/7KEl)

124 'A man's treatment of a dog is no indication of the man's nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.'
-Winter-end Escursion the the Sutherd. \Mark Twain 1902

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 08:32 PM (LHPAg)

125 The Popeye character with the big nose was Alice The Goon

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2024 08:33 PM (/7KEl)

126 Old and busted: A dingo ate my baby
New hotness: A Hattian ate my Cats...
JD Vance needs a new Meme..
Dems ate your cat!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 09, 2024 08:33 PM (z3xHf)

127 Ok, pipe has stayed lit. I'm ok now. Thanks everyone.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'going back to smoking a pipe'. at September 09, 2024 08:31 PM (GTCVo)

Sorry, I didn't think you really wanted my advice. Last time I smoked a pipe I had stripped all the butts out of an ashtray and realized that I didn't have any rolling papers.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2024 08:33 PM (D7oie)

128 108 Dammit. How the fuck do you keep a pipe lit?!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'going back to smoking a pipe'. at September 09, 2024 08:23 PM (GTCVo)
Give it a shot of ether, that should get it going.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 08:33 PM (LHPAg)

129
Okay- you're wrong.

did it work?
Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2024 08:32 PM (/7KEl)

_________

No. Indeed, the reply simply reinforces my point.

*dusts off hands*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2024 08:34 PM (1Nxff)

130 More from WIkipedia: "The kagu's survival is considered important for New Caledonia's economy and image."

So if Vanuatu wanted to conquer New Caledonia, first thing they would do is send in bird assassins to exterminate the five (or whatever many) remaining kagus, bringing the nation to its knees. Can't trust Vanuatans. No, sir.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 09, 2024 08:36 PM (154ee)

131 Dems ate your cat!
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! a

More truthful version: Future illegal Dem voters ate your cat!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 09, 2024 08:36 PM (hOUT3)

132 >>>Ganders in the Mist.

Those look about ready for their decapitations. Let me call a Haitian.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 09, 2024 08:36 PM (klJTj)

133 130 More from WIkipedia: "The kagu's survival is considered important for New Caledonia's economy and image."

So if Vanuatu wanted to conquer New Caledonia, first thing they would do is send in bird assassins to exterminate the five (or whatever many) remaining kagus, bringing the nation to its knees. Can't trust Vanuatans. No, sir.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 09, 2024 08:36 PM (154ee)
Who cares about that place? They'll be underwater in 6 weeks.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 08:37 PM (LHPAg)

134 And, they vote. 😬

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, theyll do it to you, too at September 09, 2024 08:38 PM (NFX2v)

135
Haiti has always been a bunghole nation. Even the Irish improved their country (a little) in 100 years, but Haiti after 200+ years is still a worthless place inhabited by a worthless people.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2024 08:39 PM (1Nxff)

136 Dammit. How the fuck do you keep a pipe lit?!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'going back to smoking a pipe

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If this is a real question:

Pack the tobacco in, light it and relight it a few times while puffing through, vigorously if you'd like. After doing this a few times tamp the tobacco down once more. You want it almost like the suction required for a milkshake, maybe even a little less.

The pipe itself matters quite a bit, too. My favorite porch pipe hates staying lit, while my favorite fishing corncob pipe only takes two or three hits with the flame before it's ready for the rest of the bowl.

Good luck.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 09, 2024 08:39 PM (7h9jE)

137 They even make special little tamping tools if that's your thing. I usually just shove my pinky in there because I'm a classy guy.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 09, 2024 08:40 PM (7h9jE)

138 I'm looking at Truth Coming Out Of The Well. She doesn't look that tough. I think even I could take her. Which is too bad, because ordinarily I would hope for Truth to prevail.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 09, 2024 08:41 PM (154ee)

139 135
Haiti has always been a bunghole nation. Even the Irish improved their country (a little) in 100 years, but Haiti after 200+ years is still a worthless place inhabited by a worthless people.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2024 08:39 PM (1Nxff)
And yet...and yet...there's the Dominican Republic.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 08:42 PM (LHPAg)

140 So the football player figured he was royalty and it should have gone like this "O sorry I didn't recognize you with the too dark tint on your windows. Please accept my apologies, you can speed anytime in your fancy car. You can go now."

He was speeding and then the conceited bastard wouldn't open his window. I've watched plenty of uTube traffic stops and I marvel at the restraint of many cops when meeting up sovereign citizens who won't ID themselves and open their windows a crack. I wouldn't put up with it.
I like how that cop handled it. Otherwise regular citizens are going to point fingers and say 'two tier traffic laws?'

Posted by: Ciampino - Athletes specially National Felons League are conceited at September 09, 2024 08:42 PM (qfLjt)

141
And yet...and yet...there's the Dominican Republic.
Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 08:42 PM (LHPAg)

________

At least they export good baseball players.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2024 08:43 PM (1Nxff)

142 100
Never mind found a link.

Posted by: Ciampino - Athletes specially National Felons League are conceited! at September 09, 2024 08:44 PM (qfLjt)

143 I'm looking at Truth Coming Out Of The Well.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead

And now you know why I kept falling down there.

Posted by: Timmy Martin at September 09, 2024 08:45 PM (DgGvY)

144 Several recent cases of Haitians kidnapping/murdering Christian missionaries down there.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 09, 2024 08:45 PM (154ee)

145 At least they export good baseball players.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

"Baseaball has bin berry berry good to mee!"

Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2024 08:46 PM (WXNFJ)

146 144 Several recent cases of Haitians kidnapping/murdering Christian missionaries down there.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 09, 2024 08:45 PM (154ee)
Gotta get that Henri Christophe thing going>\.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 08:47 PM (LHPAg)

147 Several recent cases of Haitians kidnapping/murdering Christian missionaries down there.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead

-

We're not allowed to discuss it, but Christians are the most persecuted and murderated religious group in the world.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 09, 2024 08:48 PM (7h9jE)

148 You have to watch out for those allegorical personifications, they are fast as snakes and mean.

I mean, one minute you are all, hey, cute toes and high pert . . .
and *zip-slash* you understand chastisement

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2024 08:48 PM (D7oie)

149 What kind of animal is the dicknose anyway?
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead

A proboscis monkey.

That's Latin for "snout monkey."

Posted by: mikeski at September 09, 2024 08:49 PM (DgGvY)

150 Good evening friends! Finally home. Inhaling dinner and really looking forward to a shower. I love the pumpkin cottage. It’s so cute.

Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2024 08:49 PM (pZEOD)

151 Lee Van Cleef was the Master Ninja.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2024 08:50 PM (63Dwl)

152 Do not try to cross from Haiti to D.R.

The Domincans will shoot you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2024 08:50 PM (RIvkX)

153 147 Several recent cases of Haitians kidnapping/murdering Christian missionaries down there.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead

-

We're not allowed to discuss it, but Christians are the most persecuted and murderated religious group in the world.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 09, 2024 08:48 PM (7h9jE)
Next to Jews, but we're working our way up. First they came for _______ fill in the blank.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 08:50 PM (LHPAg)

154 That pumpkin picture is AI generated. One of the pumpkins has six fingers.

Posted by: AI Kagu Facts at September 09, 2024 08:51 PM (vFG9F)

155 At least they export good baseball players.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2024 08:43 PM (1Nxff)

and the Bachata

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2024 08:51 PM (D7oie)

156 149 Thanks!

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 09, 2024 08:51 PM (154ee)

157 I just had a random thought.
I love LoTR. I think it's nearly perfect. What would have made it perfect would have a dog.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 09, 2024 08:52 PM (FfSAJ)

158 "Lee Van Cleef was the Master Ninja.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr."

And the Master Ninja Too!

Posted by: AI Kagu Facts at September 09, 2024 08:52 PM (vFG9F)

159 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 08:52 PM (v6JzV)

160 Sugar must have been into dicknose characters. Both Alkice the Goon and Eugene the Jeep sport dicknoses.

Posted by: Gladly Pay You Tuesday at September 09, 2024 08:53 PM (CV8a5)

161 Segar

Posted by: Gladly Pay You Tuesday at September 09, 2024 08:53 PM (CV8a5)

162 Autocorrect, Phooey!!

Posted by: Gladly Pay You Tuesday at September 09, 2024 08:54 PM (CV8a5)

163 160 And the Schmoo was mentioned above.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 09, 2024 08:55 PM (154ee)

164 154 That pumpkin picture is AI generated. One of the pumpkins has six fingers.
Posted by: AI Kagu Facts at September

Wrong! AI generates 4 fingers. Not 6.

Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2024 08:55 PM (pZEOD)

165 Dumb blonde - That is every single Golden Retriever I have ever had, including the current Whiskey.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 09, 2024 08:56 PM (3ImbR)

166 Hi Bulg!

Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2024 08:56 PM (pZEOD)

167 What would have made it perfect would have a dog.

Send out your wargriders!

Posted by: Saruman at September 09, 2024 08:56 PM (gKWVE)

168 Hi Piper!

I’ll probably send you an interview question tomorrow.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 08:57 PM (v6JzV)

169 Seriously, there's a goodboy in the story of Beren and Luthien.

Posted by: gKWVE at September 09, 2024 08:57 PM (gKWVE)

170 just had a random thought.
I love LoTR. I think it's nearly perfect. What would have made it perfect would have a dog.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 09, 2024 08:52 PM (FfSAJ)

I finally finished it last night! The ending, which i thought was just going on aimlessly , actually pulled everything together for me in a bittersweet way and helped me see why this book is so beloved. I may even read it again someday.. p.s. I think the role of the dog is filled by sweet pony Bill.

Posted by: LASue at September 09, 2024 08:57 PM (VPuca)

171 Next to Jews, but we're working our way up. First they came for _______ fill in the blank.
Posted by: Eromero

-

No, but that's why we're not allowed to discuss it.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 09, 2024 08:58 PM (7h9jE)

172 I love LoTR. I think it's nearly perfect. What would have made it perfect would have a dog.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 09, 2024 08:52 PM (FfSAJ)

do Wargs count?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2024 08:58 PM (D7oie)

173 Next to Jews, but we're working our way up. First they came for _______ fill in the blank.

"First the Saturday people, then the Sunday people"

Posted by: al-Ikhwan at September 09, 2024 08:58 PM (gKWVE)

174 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2024 08:59 PM (WXNFJ)

175 161 No thanks. Smoking prohibited here.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 09, 2024 08:59 PM (154ee)

176 174 “Good people,” Tonypete?

Really?

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 09:00 PM (v6JzV)

177 This is just Nigeria:

"YAOUNDÉ, Cameroon – Nigeria last year witnessed the bloodiest year of Islamist attacks against Christians according to a new report.

More than 8,000 Christians were killed in 2023, the International Society for Civil Liberties and Rule of Law (Intersociety) has said."

https://tinyurl.com/28f2sles

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and pleasantness at September 09, 2024 09:00 PM (7h9jE)

178 Would the LotR dog have been a shepard or a rottweiler? And whose side woud he be on?

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 09:01 PM (LHPAg)

179 Okay! I can ask J to help, too.

Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2024 09:02 PM (pZEOD)

180 "AI" generates exactly the necessary number of fingers!

No more, no less!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 09, 2024 09:03 PM (UWgy2)

181 Look at the difference between Scheffler and Hill incidents and the different reactions.

Hill was handcuffed for a few minutes after initially not being cooperative. They are talking about suing, the cop is already put on leave, normal racist accusations,etc.

Scottie was nothing but cooperative, was actually arrested and booked, charged with assault on a police officer and he shook it off and said he understood the difficulty a cop’s job is . And no intention to sue.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 09, 2024 09:03 PM (B1dzx)

182 "Would the LotR dog have been a shepard or a rottweiler? And whose side woud he be on?
Posted by: Eromero"

Sauron. He's got treats.

Posted by: Toto at September 09, 2024 09:03 PM (vFG9F)

183 When I was a kid, my Dad volunteered me to help the old widow farmer woman to feed the pigs. Not sure why. Maybe he wanted to get rid of me.

The pigs were friggin' huge, but they were very docile, as long as they got fed. The largest one was as tall at the shoulder as I was.

the lady always made sure I had a good lunch before I trudged back across her hay field to my house.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 09, 2024 09:04 PM (Ad8y9)

184 180 "AI" generates exactly the necessary number of fingers!

No more, no less!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 09, 2024 09:03 PM (UWgy2)
I'm getting pretty old but some here may have not reached 29 yet, thus may see the final iteration of AI. It's gonna scare the snot out of them.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 09:05 PM (LHPAg)

185 I was reading some more detail on Weinstein and the model he was eventually convicted of assaulting immediately went to the cops and they wired her up and sent her right back to him.

And...he admitted to groping her on tape. But Cyrus Vance Jr refused to prosecute. He was also shielding Epstein at the time.

Its almost like this sort of thing is normal for Democrats...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 09:06 PM (oZhjI)

186 Nostalgia for you all. Autumn...

Way back in my childhood, around 9 years old, there was a day in late September, no specific date, I was skipping (half walk, half run) down my driveway to see if other kids on my street were out throwing ball, or riding bikes, and the afternoon sun was had a certain brilliance and the air was sharp in my nostrils with the smell of sycamore leaves and pine.

And it was as if I could actually feel the earth ...tilt... ever so slightly and the air was suddenly cooler yet charged with a kind of electricity which hit me with the urge to run down the rest of my driveway and sprint up the street to play with whoever I could find and I welcomed Autumn.

Much Older now I am, but I awaited this day as always throughout my life wherever I was. Some years I 'caught" it...other years I missed it.

This year, I await that day. I want to catch it again.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 09, 2024 09:06 PM (TDvv2)

187 Name field test

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Christians are the most persecuted, oppressed, and murdered religious group at September 09, 2024 09:06 PM (7h9jE)

188 And link

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Christians are the most persecuted, oppressed, and murdered religious group at September 09, 2024 09:07 PM (7h9jE)

189 Ganders in the Mist.

a/k/a 'le smorgasbord' in Springfield, OH.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 09, 2024 09:07 PM (8sb1l)

190 183 When I was a kid, my Dad volunteered me to help the old widow farmer woman to feed the pigs. Not sure why. Maybe he wanted to get rid of me.

The pigs were friggin' huge, but they were very docile, as long as they got fed. The largest one was as tall at the shoulder as I was.

the lady always made sure I had a good lunch before I trudged back across her hay field to my house.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 09, 2024 09:04 PM (Ad8y9)
What a great story!

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 09:08 PM (LHPAg)

191 186 Wonderful, thank you.

Fall is a glorious season.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 09:08 PM (v6JzV)

192 Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 09:06 PM (oZhjI)

Is that the model who he had a previous sexual relationship with him or is that a different model?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 09, 2024 09:08 PM (B1dzx)

193 There was nothing subtle about Dan Aykroyd's dicknose in he movie _Nothing But Trouble_.
A perfect little pee-pee in the middle of his face. Obviously Jewish.

Posted by: buddhaha at September 09, 2024 09:09 PM (o9fVC)

194
We're getting some nice Fall-like weather already. Low this morning was 53F, and average temp for yesterday and today are below 70F.

Also contributing to the "fall is coming" is daylight times are decreasing pretty fast (over 2 minutes per day here at 35Nish), and that decrease is shifted toward the sunset side. Sunset is getting noticeably earlier each day.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 09, 2024 09:09 PM (w6EFb)

195 As a Tolkien fan, I have to say I loathe the movies. Absolutely, with all my heart. I nearly walked out of the theater when my family and I saw it in the theater, lo these many years ago.

the cast was excellent. And, that's it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 09, 2024 09:10 PM (Ad8y9)

196 This year, I await that day. I want to catch it again.
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 09, 2024 09:06 PM (TDvv2)
Better watch out with that. You barely dodged being probed by aliens that last time.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 09:10 PM (LHPAg)

197 194
We're getting some nice Fall-like weather already. Low this morning was 53F, and average temp for yesterday and today are below 70F.

Also contributing to the "fall is coming" is daylight times are decreasing pretty fast (over 2 minutes per day here at 35Nish), and that decrease is shifted toward the sunset side. Sunset is getting noticeably earlier each day.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Looks like we may be getting a tropical storm. Does that count? 😂

Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2024 09:10 PM (pZEOD)

198 Jimmy Durante most famous dick nose.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 09, 2024 09:10 PM (B1dzx)

199 I can see a good boy dying protecting Frodo from Shelob.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 09, 2024 09:11 PM (FfSAJ)

200 Ambra Gutierrez - if her report was true she was "reviewing her profile with him" in private when he groped her. I would assume this was her only involvement with him since she went to him wearing a wire immediately after.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 09:11 PM (oZhjI)

201 'Also contributing to the "fall is coming"': Asters blooming. Maple leaves turning.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 09, 2024 09:13 PM (154ee)

202 Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 09:11 PM (oZhjI

Roger that. The woman I was thinking of was an actress/model from Italy iirc.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 09, 2024 09:13 PM (B1dzx)

203 193 ?????

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 09:13 PM (v6JzV)

204 What a great story!
Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 09:08 PM (LHPAg)

Mrs. Cooper. She was a sweetheart. Her house always smelled nice, like cornbread and bacon.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 09, 2024 09:13 PM (Ad8y9)

205 and that's the best case scenario, Eromero

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 09, 2024 09:13 PM (UWgy2)

206 194
We're getting some nice Fall-like weather already. Low this morning was 53F, and average temp for yesterday and today are below 70F.

Also contributing to the "fall is coming" is daylight times are decreasing pretty fast (over 2 minutes per day here at 35Nish), and that decrease is shifted toward the sunset side. Sunset is getting noticeably earlier each day.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 09, 2024 09:09 PM (w6EFb)
Can you guys ship some raw green peanuts out to Corsicana for me for third weekend in October?

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 09:13 PM (LHPAg)

207
You know Fall is coming to the Gulf Coast when the lows fall under 70.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2024 09:15 PM (1Nxff)

208 'cause of, and solution to ...'

g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 09, 2024 09:16 PM (UWgy2)

209 Fall is my favorite season. I loved football played in Fall, with a bit of chill in the air and the small of burning leaves. That in particular is a memory of high school football.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 09, 2024 09:17 PM (FfSAJ)

210 Hi Bulg! Is that the diminutive for Bulgaroctonus?

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 09, 2024 09:17 PM (154ee)

211 Gosh. This is kinda scary....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 09, 2024 09:18 PM (i6e8a)

212 207 I don’t know how you folks live in the Deep South. What a humid tropical nightmare.

Virginia is bad enough. But at least it gets snow, sometimes.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 09:18 PM (v6JzV)

213 Me and the Missus really want to go back to Corsicana this fall, but it's looking like it won't happen.

I know, dry your tears. Endeavor to persevere.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 09, 2024 09:19 PM (Ad8y9)

214 I don’t know how you folks live in the Deep South. What a humid tropical nightmare.

--

This.

Tell all your friends.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Christians are the most persecuted, oppressed, and murdered religious group at September 09, 2024 09:19 PM (7h9jE)

215 210 gp, I just shortened my nic to what everybody calls me anyway.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 09:20 PM (v6JzV)

216 212 207 I don’t know how you folks live in the Deep South. What a humid tropical nightmare.

Virginia is bad enough. But at least it gets snow, sometimes.
Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 09:18 PM (v6JzV)
It's the boiled peanuts. Makes us impervious to the weather.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 09:20 PM (LHPAg)

217
Jimmy Durante most famous dick nose.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

How about Cyrano de Bergerac?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2024 09:20 PM (63Dwl)

218 The Atlantic put out their new cover intended to make Trump look scary. It looks like the cover of a really cool metal album instead. The left can't meme.

https://tinyurl.com/537zn9y9

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2024 09:20 PM (qB84H)

219 217
Jimmy Durante most famous dick nose.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

How about Cyrano de Bergerac?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2024 09:20 PM (63Dwl)

Did he tell you to say that?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 09, 2024 09:21 PM (B1dzx)

220 198 Jimmy Durante most famous dick nose.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
-------------------------

That animal very human like. Those eyes.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2024 09:22 PM (X/njp)

221 215 Can I have 'aroctonus,' or are you keeping that? Either way the 'roc' or the 'ton' is accented, it sounds so cool.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 09, 2024 09:23 PM (154ee)

222 The Atlantic put out their new cover intended to make Trump look scary. It looks like the cover of a really cool metal album instead. The left can't meme.

https://tinyurl.com/537zn9y9

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Dang. They don't realize that could EASILY be a Trump ad.

More, please.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Christians are the most persecuted, oppressed, and murdered religious group at September 09, 2024 09:23 PM (7h9jE)

223 I just shortened my nic to what everybody calls me anyway.
Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 09:20 PM (v6JzV)

Could be worse

Posted by: Buggery. at September 09, 2024 09:23 PM (gKWVE)

224 The Last of the Mohicans (1992. Daniel Day Lewis and...whatshername) soundtrack popped into my head for some reason today. Listening now.

The movie was meh, but the music was amazing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2024 09:23 PM (y31cs)

225 One of the Korean women I follow on You Tube just got a dog. It had been used for breeding and had spent its life caged. Had no muscle tone on its back legs. It's a small poodle. She's been training it and trying to housebreak it. Such a sweet thing to do.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 09, 2024 09:24 PM (MpVUb)

226 Famous Dick nose people would be a good Family Feud category.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 09, 2024 09:24 PM (B1dzx)

227 I spent my first 5.25 years in Thailand and Laos. That's humidity.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 09, 2024 09:24 PM (KAi1n)

228 ...There was a Popeye character that looked like dicknose.

What kind of animal is the dicknose anyway? Mammal I guess. Primate? Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 09, 2024 08:19 PM (154ee)

Journalist.

Same as a Democrat, but a co-dependent subspecies of same.

The dicknose is necessary for the parasitic brown-nosing part of the symbiotic relationship.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 09, 2024 09:25 PM (kQgoX)

229 R.I.P James Earl Jones. 93.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 09, 2024 09:25 PM (8sb1l)

230 James Earl Jones played King Lear in 1974 NYC Shakespeare festival

https://youtu.be/EXDz6QSTrKM?si=LDi7lPfUTKeKylfr

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 09, 2024 09:25 PM (lhenN)

231 Kinski asks that I post this, saying Werner, the people must be warned. For once, I find his thinking sound:

Werner found a passage in the quatrains of the noted Frog Seer, Nostradamus. Upon reading it, an eldritch chill washed over my senses, and I am a Kraut, so that shows one something. The quatrain? It follows below:

When it shall pass that a hyena emerges, unburdened by what has been, possessing an endless amount of wine that she dubs "Mama's Talking Medicine", then shall the people of the Bald Eagle nation be subject to a violation of extreme despair and ickiness such that each will plead not to make it weird, but the weirdness shall remain, to the grief of all. Nostradamus feels for you people, and so as not to burden you further, holds back some of the more troubling bits. Damn, Playa, 2024 gonna suck. Much love and peace, Nostradamus out.

So there you have it, ja. Werner fears there shall be much gayness here. Ach. Plan your investments accordingly. It has been a time since that one was used, ja? Ach, a second time. Ach. That is drei.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 09, 2024 09:26 PM (tcQGp)

232 Targeting no earlier than Tuesday, September 10 for Falcon 9’s launch of the Polaris Dawn mission → spacex.com/launches/mission/…

Weather is currently 40% favorable for liftoff, and conditions at the possible splashdown sites for Dragon’s return to Earth remain a watch item
_SpaceX

Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2024 09:26 PM (X/njp)

233 221 I don’t claim any rights to the name of the giant bird “roc”. But I reserve the rights to the full “ Bulgaroctonus” nic at any time.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 09:26 PM (v6JzV)

234 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 09, 2024 09:25 PM (kQgoX)
Dude, I had a good Captain Morgan buzz going and now it's gone. Like tears in the rain.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 09:29 PM (LHPAg)

235 ...There was a Popeye character that looked like dicknose.

What kind of animal is the dicknose anyway? Mammal I guess. Primate? Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 09, 2024 08:19 PM (154ee)

Alice the Goon. Had terrible dreams as a kid. Scary as fuck.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 09, 2024 09:30 PM (Ad8y9)

236 "THIS...IS CNN"...back when they were an actual news source.

God Speed James Earl Jones.

Such an EPIC voice.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 09, 2024 09:30 PM (TDvv2)

237 Bulg, an 'e' added and it would have been, how you say, plagerism.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 09, 2024 09:30 PM (i0F8b)

238 Much Older now I am, but I awaited this day as always throughout my life wherever I was. Some years I 'caught" it...other years I missed it.

This year, I await that day. I want to catch it again.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 09, 2024 09:06 PM (TDvv2)

First rain in the PNW woods has that same type of feel and smell, as if the forest breathed a big sigh of relief after the hot summer months.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 09:30 PM (i24o9)

239 I was just opining about the magic of the moment when fall hits you in the feels. That crisp air. The leaves turning. Holidays around the corner. Fall meant football and girls in sweaters. Apple cider and the bonfires.

Gives one the butterflies for a brief moment.

Nostalgic drug.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2024 09:30 PM (aPY1X)

240 But I reserve the rights to the full “ Bulgaroctonus” nic at any time.
Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 09:26 PM (v6JzV)

You staked that claim, now you have to maintain it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 09, 2024 09:31 PM (hOUT3)

241 230 Thanks for the link!

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 09, 2024 09:31 PM (154ee)

242 James Earl Jones’ father was in The Sting. Some guy that got run down in an alley.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 09:31 PM (v6JzV)

243 ICYMI - Job opening in CA.

CA State senator forced chief of staff to perform sex acrobatics . . . left him with . . . injuries.

https://tinyurl.com/4tpahy47

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 09:32 PM (i24o9)

244 >> Weather is currently 40% favorable for liftoff,

I'm hoping they get this off this morning. Those tropical storm chances mentioned above are playing havoc with the Atlantic splashdown times.

They've got limited consumables on board and can't just linger waiting for the weather to clear for reentry.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 09, 2024 09:32 PM (w6EFb)

245 The real job before us in not cleaning up the mess that Biden created.
The real job is cleaning up the mess that created Biden.

https://tinyurl.com/yj5fm2rb

Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2024 09:32 PM (X/njp)

246 Alice the Goon. Had terrible dreams as a kid. Scary as fuck.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
--------

Weren't eating your spinach, were you.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2024 09:33 PM (XeU6L)

247 Reputedly, Forrest Tucker had an impressive nose.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2024 09:33 PM (WBQfF)

248 Fine. Back to the original.

When you’ve lost Hrothgar…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 09, 2024 09:34 PM (v6JzV)

249 You have to be out of your gourd to decorate your house like in that top pic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2024 09:35 PM (WBQfF)

250 She said she will find someone to shoot it. OMGosh. She did mention Kristi.........

It just breaks my heart. I wish there was a way other than that.
Posted by: Molly k. at September

Sounds like it isn't the canine that needs shooting.... A two-step euthanasia is (if done properly) very humane. Even for someone as ethically-challenged as your daughter (she won't feel anything after the sedative hits assuming they use enough for a human).

Posted by: SFGoth at September 09, 2024 09:35 PM (KAi1n)

251

James Earl Jones first Movie Role as Lt Lothar Zogg in Dr Strangelove in 1964

https://youtu.be/rK_NqewPOLQ

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2024 09:35 PM (63Dwl)

252 James Earl Jones was one of a very small list of people I would have wanted to meet in meat world.

He just seemed very cool. Rest in peace, Mr. Jones.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 09, 2024 09:35 PM (Ad8y9)

253 Alice the Goon. Had terrible dreams as a kid. Scary as fuck.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
--------

Popeye clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwYi5hpkUco

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2024 09:35 PM (XeU6L)

254 from G. K. Chesterton, in his wonderful "The Man Who Was Thursday":

"You remember the old tale of the English clergyman who gave the last rites to the brigand of Sicily, and how on his death-bed the great robber said,

'I can give you no money, but I can give you advice for a lifetime: your thumb on the blade, and strike upwards.' ".

innit?

& now rly g'night!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 09, 2024 09:36 PM (UWgy2)

255 252 James Earl Jones was one of a very small list of people I would have wanted to meet in meat world.

----------

HE HAZZ THE MEAT!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2024 09:36 PM (WBQfF)

256 CA State senator forced chief of staff to perform sex acrobatics . . . left him with . . . injuries.

https://tinyurl.com/4tpahy47
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Okay, I have to ask - how does one accomplish oral, on a woman, in a car while it is underway? One of them had to be driving so. . . .

Well, perhaps it does begin to explain debilitating injuries.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2024 09:36 PM (WXNFJ)

257 243 ICYMI - Job opening in CA.

CA State senator forced chief of staff to perform sex acrobatics . . . left him with . . . injuries.

https://tinyurl.com/4tpahy47
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 09:32 PM (i24o9)
Well, he said it all when he said quid pro quo.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 09:37 PM (LHPAg)

258 Well, perhaps it does begin to explain debilitating injuries.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2024 09:36 PM (WXNFJ)

Maybe they were rear-ended like in the World According to Garp.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 09, 2024 09:38 PM (B1dzx)

259 Quim pro quo.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at September 09, 2024 09:39 PM (154ee)

260
Here's the Polaris Dawn streaming page:
https://tinyurl.com/27gxzt68

It will go live at midnight EDT (0400Z). If it's not scrubbed. Launch time is supposed to be 3:38AM EDT.

I'm not getting my hopes up they'll get to launch.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 09, 2024 09:39 PM (w6EFb)

261 248 Fine. Back to the original.

When you’ve lost Hrothgar…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Well done. There will be extra gruel for tomorrow!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 09, 2024 09:41 PM (hOUT3)

262 258 Well, perhaps it does begin to explain debilitating injuries.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2024 09:36 PM (WXNFJ)

Maybe they were rear-ended like in the World According to Garp.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 09, 2024 09:38 PM (B1dzx)
Superglue the damn knob onto the shift.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 09:42 PM (LHPAg)

263 Okay, I have to ask

Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2024 09:36 PM (WXNFJ)

I don't know, but I thought that make an interesting resume bullet point - sexual acrobat - a conversation starter.

Kind of like claiming to be Spiderman, or the Flash.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 09:43 PM (i24o9)

264 >>>Sounds like it isn't the canine that needs shooting.... A two-step euthanasia is (if done properly) very humane. Even for someone as ethically-challenged as your daughter (she won't feel anything after the sedative hits assuming they use enough for a human).
Posted by: SFGoth
----------------

It's always better to give them some Valium before you leave the house.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2024 09:43 PM (X/njp)

265 256
'Okay, I have to ask - how does one accomplish oral, on a woman, in a car while it is underway? '

IDK. But the article answered the question I had.

Not hot.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 09, 2024 09:43 PM (3wi/L)

266 IDK. But the article answered the question I had.

Not hot.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 09, 2024 09:43 PM (3wi/L)

The defense was kind of like the otter defense. I was just doing it to for my job and my family.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 09:44 PM (i24o9)

267 It's always better to give them some Valium before you leave the house.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2024 09:43 PM (X/njp)
From Hunter S. Thompson's pharmceutical guide.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 09:46 PM (LHPAg)

268 I totally agree. Halloween is a holy day, when you can shed your cheesy costume and stalk through town in your own skin for just one night. You can be yourself. You can unhinge your jaw and launch your proboscis into the skulls of costumed youngsters, and drink deeply from their pituitary glands before flying off into the Chesapeake Bay night.

I hate to see it profaned by consumerism like this.

Posted by: Beltway Demon at September 09, 2024 09:46 PM (0FoWg)

269 lol dicknose. I say that a lot. Of course I put the jersey twist on it. Frigging dicknose motherfucker.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2024 09:46 PM (VwHCD)

270 249

My good man

...such a labor of love for the night of "Trick or Treat"? That house will no doubt, receive a TON of costumed joyous children eagerly climbing the steps to claim their treat and the homeowners will be rewarded by the glee from their coming there...talk about an endorphin dump for the homeowners with such pure joy from the offering climbing their steps all night.

Think outside your box every now and then my friend.

Posted by: Nightwatch at September 09, 2024 09:47 PM (TDvv2)

271 All them punkins gonna attract a lotta critters.

Posted by: davidt at September 09, 2024 09:48 PM (i0F8b)

272 I think its an interesting coincidence that this female CA state senator is hit with a lawsuit containing scandalous sexual allegations less than a month after she announced she was leaving the Dems because they were basically, un-American freaks. Sounds like something Pelosi would engineer.

Hmm.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2024 09:49 PM (WBQfF)

273 268
Damn. Just damn. Did I drink enough to sleep tonight? What the hell will my dreams be like? Maybe I should stay awake for Pixie?

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 09:49 PM (LHPAg)

274 NBC: Should Kamala try to pass mandatory gun confiscation, which she has repeatedly said she supports?

Top Harris surrogate Raphael Warnock: "We're not going to be able to get where we need to go without action."

NBC: Yes or no?

Warnock: Yes

_Trump War Room

Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2024 09:49 PM (X/njp)

275 Top Harris surrogate Raphael Warnock: "We're not going to be able to get where we need to go without action."

--

Whoopsies, he said it out loud.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie at September 09, 2024 09:50 PM (/8c63)

276 272 I think its an interesting coincidence that this female CA state senator is hit with a lawsuit containing scandalous sexual allegations less than a month after she announced she was leaving the Dems because they were basically, un-American freaks. Sounds like something Pelosi would engineer.

Hmm.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 09, 2024 09:49 PM (WBQfF)
I thought the same thing, Cicero.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 09:50 PM (LHPAg)

277 I have informed Kinski that I posted the quatrains, with a result such that I quote, a prophet is not without honor, but in his own country and among his own kin, and Klaus took it up with - and in his own house. If Werner is to be candid, there are some times I almost like the creature.

Then he does something like humping the leg of the winsome Téa Leoni, and I am compelled to use the hose on him. Such is existence within the Void. Ach.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 09, 2024 09:51 PM (tcQGp)

278 In before someone compares Kamala Harris to a steaming nugget of donkey shit...

Drats!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 09, 2024 09:51 PM (fY84s)

279 224 The Last of the Mohicans (1992. Daniel Day Lewis and...whatshername) soundtrack popped into my head for some reason today. Listening now.

The movie was meh, but the music was amazing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 09, 2024 09:23 PM (y31cs)

Me and the family just saw LotM on Saturday. We thought it was outstanding - and I agree on the music. Afterwards, I saw a clip from the 1990 Oscars, where Daniel Day-Lewis won the Best Actor Oscar for My Left Foot. He was growing his hair out for his role as Hawkeye in LotM when he accepted his award.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 09, 2024 09:51 PM (8sb1l)

280 >> less than a month after she announced she was leaving the Dems

Yep, I saw her on Faux, Trace Gallagher's show IIRC announcing she was going MAGA and Bad Orange Man.

And now, this.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 09, 2024 09:53 PM (w6EFb)

281 >>>You have to be out of your gourd to decorate your house like in that top pic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

>We need to squash these terrible puns before they out of control.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 09, 2024 09:55 PM (fY84s)

282 Do we need gun control?

what we need is congress to act. If congress doesn't act within the first 100 days I'm going to take action. 'Cause what we need is action. - . . . - she's not foolin'

https://tinyurl.com/fpe7p4m5

Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2024 09:55 PM (X/njp)

283 >>>You have to be out of your gourd to decorate your house like in that top pic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

>We need to squash these terrible puns before they out of control.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 09, 2024 09:55 PM (fY84s)

We'll reap what we sew.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 09:56 PM (i24o9)

284 Top Harris surrogate Raphael Warnock: "We're not going to be able to get where we need to go without action."

NBC: Yes or no?

Warnock: Yes

_Trump War Room
Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2024 09:49 PM (X/njp)

He's doing a Lindsay Graham to the Donks?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2024 09:56 PM (WGkKU)

285 The Last of the Mohicans (1992. Daniel Day Lewis and...whatshername) soundtrack popped into my head for some reason today. Listening now.

The movie was meh, but the music was amazing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

The lovely Madeleine Stowe. I loved the movie. Improved upon the novel. Stowe and Daniel Day Lewis had a great chemistry.

Posted by: Tuna at September 09, 2024 09:57 PM (oaGWv)

286 He's doing a Lindsay Graham to the Donks?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2024 09:56 PM (WGkKU)

Feels like it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 09:57 PM (i24o9)

287 what we need is congress to act. If congress doesn't act within the first 100 days I'm going to take action. 'Cause what we need is action. - . . . - she's not foolin'

--

It will be interesting to see the compliance rate. IIRC something like 170K out of 40M people registered their braced pistols under the BATF rule turning them into Class III SBRs (before it was struck down).

And those folks are very much on the "gun nut" side of the room. Imagine people who don't pay attention to that kind of thing. I bet there wouldn't even be 1M nationwide.

Although that would certainly be another way they influence elections. Lots of felons and no voting.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie at September 09, 2024 09:58 PM (/8c63)

288 In before someone compares Kamala Harris to a steaming nugget of donkey shit...

Drats!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 09, 2024 09:51 PM (fY84s)

But did they call her a dicknose. I'm pretty sure she's a dicknose.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 09, 2024 09:58 PM (VwHCD)

289 Although that would certainly be another way they influence elections. Lots of felons and no voting.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie at September 09, 2024 09:58 PM (/8c63)

Wanting to throw people in prison for peaceably exercising their Constitutionally protected liberty is exactly the reason people should not be voluntarily disarming.

I don't know who still doesn't get that at this point.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 10:01 PM (i24o9)

290 ONT

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 10:02 PM (i24o9)

291 U nas yest’ NOOD.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 09, 2024 10:03 PM (v6JzV)

292 Tout sanble bon gou!

Posted by: Local Duck Inspector at September 09, 2024 10:06 PM (8gech)

293 >>>Roger Zelazny at the height of his powers!

we were talking about that book, I'll try to read it this season, thanks.

Posted by: ace at September 09, 2024 11:12 PM (KRtlO)

294 I was disappointed to see "tight girls dressed as whores" was unlinked, so here you go:

https://tinyurl.com/tightwhores

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